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Aquabats Concert - 18 Jan 2011

2011-01-21T19:43:23Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

[[File:aquashot.png|thumb|"YeaAAaAaAAAaAAaaah!"]]
On January 19, 2011, Strong Bad participated in a performance by [[Wikipedia:The Aquabats|The Aquabats]], singing "Pink Pants!" from their new album, ''Hi-Five Soup!'', which was released a day earlier. The announcement was made December 1, 2010, and the performance was in [[Atlanta]].

Strong Bad had made an appearance on the album itself, where he and Homestar provided vocals on "Pink Pants!".

== Transcript ==
The following transcript is based on The Aquabats' official YouTube video of his appearance.

''{The Aquabats have just finished a song. People are screaming. The camera zooms into Puppet Strong Bad, hidden behind a black cape suspended from the ground. Henceforth, the camera shakes slightly when it zooms. There are bright spotlights in the background.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{sings the first part of the theme from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''}''

''{On the last, sustained note, a guitar whammy is played, and Puppet Strong Bad flails his head around. The camera zooms out slightly to reveal a man's arm outstretched towards Puppet Strong Bad. The man soon approaches him. He is seen holding a microphone.}''

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' Hey let me help you, Strong Bad.

''{The man proceeds to help Puppet Strong Bad arise from behind the cape, eventually grabbing him by his right foot. The camera pans slightly downward, to the point where Strong Bad's mouth is the only visible part of his head. Movements are seen on the cape's surface. The crowd continues to scream, with one man heard clearly saying "Oh my god!" When Strong Bad begins to speak, the crowd grows silent.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thank, oooh, whoo! ''{camera pans upward}'' Hey, don't get fresh!

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' ''{moves his arm away promptly, raising his hand, which becomes the only visible part of his body in the shot}'' Sorry, bro, just trying to help! ''{to the crowd}'' Hey!

''{The camera zooms out to reveal the man's torso and chin.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Bat Commando! ''{an audience member laughs}''

''{The man, now identified as "The MC Bat Commander" (Christian Jacobs), walks toward the crowd, and the camera pans and zooms to show his upper half}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{begins to speak}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting; camera focuses towards him}'' Well, if it isn't the "Aquasacks"!

''{A low note cry from the guitar is heard. The crowd begins to boo.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Hey!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Try to take over my territory! Everybody knows... Atlanta falls under the jurisdiction of Strong Badia!

''{The camera adjusts to a shot of The MC Bat Commander and Strong Bad. The crowd's boos turn into cheers. The Bat Commander has is right hand on his thigh, with the microphone in his left hand, which is raised. Sudden cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera focuses on Strong Bad}'' We know, Strong Bad, but we're just here to have fun with our new friends.

''{A few cheers from the crowd. At the point of dead silence, at the end of Strong Bad's line, a boo is heard coming from a man.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got news for ya, Bat ''{abrupt cut}'' ''{sluring}'' Commander!

''{The camera zooms out. Another guitar chord is played. The crowd begins to boo again, and a camera flash is seen.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Strong Bad, ''{Abrupt close up of the both of them. The MC is pointing at Strong Bad with his outstretched left hand, his microphone now in his right}'' what do you want from us? ''{Looks to the crowd. They cheer for a brief moment.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I want to give you some... fashion tips. ''{looks away from the Bat Commander}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately following, facing The MC Bat Commander, in a sobbing tone}'' That's all! You never listen to me when I sent you my fashion tips! ''{looks away, with the camera following slightly}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera pans back}'' You're right, I don't. But what about... tonight, ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' if you gave us all some fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{joyfully}'' That's a great idea!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and a few drum beats are heard. Cut to the both of them again. The MC Bat Commander is scratching his ear but soon stops.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Do you wanna hear me screamin' and shoutin' on stage with the Aquamats?

''{The camera zooms in on Puppet Strong Bad and the crowd cheers. The guitar plays a few notes and the drummer, Richard Falomir, plays a solo as the crowd cheers. The MC Bat Commander's arm gets in the shot with a thumbs up. The camera pans towards him, with Strong Bad still in the shot.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''I'' want to me scream and shout like David Alamac! ''{a few drums are heard, and the guitar makes acoustic noise.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Okay, let's scream and shout together, ''{both turn to look at each other, music begins to play}'' but Strong Bad, what so ever should we sing?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ''{the crowd begins to chant [[TROGDOR_(song)|TROGDOR]]!}'' I just recently acquired... a pair of... ''{leans towards the front of the stage}'' ''pink paaaants''?!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and drum sticks are heard. The song begins}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Let's sing together! ''{cut to the crowd jumping excitedly}'' 
''{singing}'' And so it's so modern just to fashion. 
Stuck in a tire swing! It's so, so, cosmopolitan. 
It's outrageous but what does it mean? Yeah, yeah. 
I bought pink pants.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Pink pants!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' I'm screaming in a chauffeur driven protest. 
Yeah, yeah I got bromance. 
But what can I say, when I say... 
Hey let's talk about it!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Let's talk!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' We can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about it. And you know.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' You rock!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' That the world loves to spin around me. Hey! Let's talk about it.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Let's rock!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' We can chaw and yak and chit and talk about you. ''{points at Puppet Strong Bad}'' And you know!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' You suck!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' {looks surprised} What the world just did say about you. {twiddles fingers} Let's talk about it.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Have you ever been outside of your own conversation? 
Not a lovely place for your mental stabil-il-ization.

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' We can talk about me.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Yeah!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' And I'll talk about you.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' What, me?

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' And will tune that part out.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Yeah!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' 'Cause I know that you will too.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' So come on! Hey let's talk about it.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Let's talk!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' We can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about it. And you know...

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' You rock!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' That the world loves to spin around me. Let's talk about, hey! Let's talk about it!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Let's talk!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' We can chaw and yak and chit and share the precious. And you know...

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' You rock!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' That the world loves to spin around me. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about iiiiit!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Iiiiiit! Yeah! ''{bows}''

''{song ends; the crowd cheers wildly}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Thank you Strong Bad!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Thank you Aquabats! ''{the sheet starts moving backwards and Puppet Strong Bad appears to hover backwards}'' All is well! All is forgiven!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{laughs}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' You are forgiiiven! ''{tilts down towards the right of sheet}'' You are forgiven, forgiven, forgiven, forgiven! Cello! Cello! Cello! ''{voice fades}'' Cello!

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Ladies and gentlemen! A true legend has just left the stage!

== Fun Facts ==
*Puppet Strong Bad sings "You are forgiven!" like the end of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]'s 1966 song [[Wikipedia:A Quick One|"A Quick One While He's Away"]], just like [[Strong Mad]] did in [[Kick-A-Ball]].
*Strong Bad begins the video by singing [[Stanley Kubrick|2001: A Space Odyssey]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.myspace.com/fearlessrecords/blog/541022125 read the announcement on MySpace]
*[[YouTube:QHxDHKPbufM|watch video of the event on YouTube]]
*[[Forum:16607|forum thread re: Aquabats Concert - 19 Jan 2011]]

[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]]

Aquabats Concert - 18 Jan 2011

2011-01-21T05:10:25Z

Stinkoman K:

[[File:aquashot.png|thumb|"YeaAAaAaAAAaAAaaah!"]]
On January 19, 2010, Strong Bad participated in a performance by [[Wikipedia:The Aquabats|The Aquabats]], singing "Pink Pants!" from their new album, ''Hi-Five Soup!'', which was released a day earlier. The announcement was made December 1, 2010, and the performance was in [[Atlanta]].

Strong Bad had made an appearance on the album itself, where he and Homestar provided vocals on "Pink Pants!".

== Transcript ==
The following transcript is based on The Aquabats' official YouTube video of his appearance.

''{The Aquabats have just finished a song. People are screaming. The camera zooms into Puppet Strong Bad, hidden behind a black cape suspended from the ground. Henceforth, the camera shakes slightly when it zooms. There are bright spotlights in the background.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{unintelligible singing}''

''{On the last, sustained note, a guitar whammy is played, and Puppet Strong Bad flails his head around. The camera zooms out slightly to reveal a man's arm outstretched towards Puppet Strong Bad. The man soon approaches him. He is seen holding a microphone.}''

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' Hey let me help you, Strong Bad.

''{The man proceeds to help Puppet Strong Bad arise from behind the cape, eventually grabbing him by his right foot. The camera pans slightly downward, to the point where Strong Bad's mouth is the only visible part of his head. Movements are seen on the cape's surface. The crowd continues to scream, with one man heard clearly saying "Oh my god!" When Strong Bad begins to speak, the crowd grows silent.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thank, oooh, whoo! ''{camera pans upward}'' Hey, don't get fresh!

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' ''{moves his arm away promptly, raising his hand, which becomes the only visible part of his body in the shot}'' Sorry, bro, just trying to help! ''{to the crowd}'' Hey!

''{The camera zooms out to reveal the man's torso and chin.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Bat Commando! ''{an audience member laughs}''

''{The man, now identified as "The MC Bat Commander" (Christian Jacobs), walks toward the crowd, and the camera pans and zooms to show his upper half}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{begins to speak}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting; camera focuses towards him}'' Well, if it isn't the "Aquasacks"!

''{A low note cry from the guitar is heard. The crowd begins to boo.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Hey!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Try to take over my territory! Everybody knows... Atlanta falls under the jurisdiction of Strong Badia!

''{The camera adjusts to a shot of The MC Bat Commander and Strong Bad. The crowd's boos turn into cheers. The Bat Commander has is right hand on his thigh, with the microphone in his left hand, which is raised. Sudden cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera focuses on Strong Bad}'' We know, Strong Bad, but we're just here to have fun with our new friends.

''{A few cheers from the crowd. At the point of dead silence, at the end of Strong Bad's line, a boo is heard coming from a man.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got news for ya, Bat ''{abrupt cut}'' ''{sluring}'' Commander!

''{The camera zooms out. Another guitar chord is played. The crowd begins to boo again, and a camera flash is seen.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Strong Bad, ''{Abrupt close up of the both of them. The MC is pointing at Strong Bad with his outstretched left hand, his microphone now in his right}'' what do you want from us? ''{Looks to the crowd. They cheer for a brief moment.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I want to give you some... fashion tips. ''{looks away from the Bat Commander}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately following, facing The MC Bat Commander, in a sobbing tone}'' That's all! You never listen to me when I sent you my fashion tips! ''{looks away, with the camera following slightly}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera pans back}'' You're right, I don't. But what about... tonight, ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' if you gave us all some fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{joyfully}'' That's a great idea!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and a few drum beats are heard. Cut to the both of them again. The MC Bat Commander is scratching his ear but soon stops.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Do you wanna hear me screamin' and shoutin' on stage with the Aquamats?

''{The camera zooms in on Puppet Strong Bad and the crowd cheers. The guitar plays a few notes and the drummer, Richard Falomir, plays a solo as the crowd cheers. The MC Bat Commander's arm gets in the shot with a thumbs up. The camera pans towards him, with Strong Bad still in the shot.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''I'' want to me scream and shout like David Alamac! ''{a few drums are heard, and the guitar makes acoustic noise.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Okay, let's scream and shout together, ''{both turn to look at each other, music begins to play}'' but Strong Bad, what so ever should we sing?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ''{the crowd begins to boo}'' I just recently acquired... a pair of... ''{leans towards the front of the stage}'' ''pink paaaants''?!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and drum sticks are heard.}''

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== External Links ==
*[http://www.myspace.com/fearlessrecords/blog/541022125 read the announcement]
*[[YouTube:QHxDHKPbufM|watch video of the event]]

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[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]]

Aquabats Concert - 18 Jan 2011

2011-01-21T05:05:07Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */ He's doing that "daaaa...daaaa....DAAAAAA...DA DAAA!!" from 2001 Space Odyssey.

On January 19, 2010, Strong Bad participated in a performance by [[Wikipedia:The Aquabats|The Aquabats]], singing "Pink Pants!" from their new album, ''Hi-Five Soup!'', which was released a day earlier. The announcement was made December 1, 2010, and the performance was in [[Atlanta]].

== Transcript ==
The following transcript is based on The Aquabats' official YouTube video of his appearance.

''{The Aquabats have just finished a song. People are screaming. The camera zooms into Puppet Strong Bad, hidden behind a black cape suspended from the ground. Henceforth, the camera shakes slightly when it zooms. There are bright spotlights in the background.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{unintelligible singing}''

''{On the last, sustained note, a guitar whammy is played, and Puppet Strong Bad flails his head around. The camera zooms out slightly to reveal a man's arm outstretched towards Puppet Strong Bad. The man soon approaches him. He is seen holding a microphone.}''

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' Hey let me help you, Strong Bad.

''{The man proceeds to help Puppet Strong Bad arise from behind the cape, eventually grabbing him by his right foot. The camera pans slightly downward, to the point where Strong Bad's mouth is the only visible part of his head. Movements are seen on the cape's surface. The crowd continues to scream, with one man heard clearly saying "Oh my god!" When Strong Bad begins to speak, the crowd grows silent.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thank, oooh, whoo! ''{camera pans upward}'' Hey, don't get fresh!

'''UNIDENTIFIED MAN:''' ''{moves his arm away promptly, raising his hand, which becomes the only visible part of his body in the shot}'' Sorry, bro, just trying to help! ''{to the crowd}'' Hey!

''{The camera zooms out to reveal the man's torso and chin.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Bat Commando! ''{an audience member laughs}''

''{The man, now identified as "The MC Bat Commander" (Christian Jacobs), walks toward the crowd, and the camera pans and zooms to show his upper half}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{begins to speak}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting; camera focuses towards him}'' Well, if it isn't the "Aquasacks"!

''{A low note cry from the guitar is heard. The crowd begins to boo.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Hey!

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Try to take over my territory! Everybody knows... Atlanta falls under the jurisdiction of Strong Badia!

''{The camera adjusts to a shot of The MC Bat Commander and Strong Bad. The crowd's boos turn into cheers. The Bat Commander has is right hand on his thigh, with the microphone in his left hand, which is raised. Sudden cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera focuses on Strong Bad}'' We know, Strong Bad, but we're just here to have fun with our new friends.

''{A few cheers from the crowd. At the point of dead silence, at the end of Strong Bad's line, a boo is heard coming from a man.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got news for ya, Bat ''{abrupt cut}'' ''{sluring}'' Commander!

''{The camera zooms out. Another guitar chord is played. The crowd begins to boo again, and a camera flash is seen.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Strong Bad, ''{Abrupt close up of the both of them. The MC is pointing at Strong Bad with his outstretched left hand, his microphone now in his right}'' what do you want from us? ''{Looks to the crowd. They cheer for a brief moment.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I want to give you some... fashion tips. ''{looks away from the Bat Commander}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately following, facing The MC Bat Commander, in a sobbing tone}'' That's all! You never listen to me when I sent you my fashion tips! ''{looks away, with the camera following slightly}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' ''{camera pans back}'' You're right, I don't. But what about... tonight, ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' if you gave us all some fashion tips?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{joyfully}'' That's a great idea!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and a few drum beats are heard. Cut to the both of them again. The MC Bat Commander is scratching his ear but soon stops.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Do you wanna hear me screamin' and shoutin' on stage with the Aquamats?

''{The camera zooms in on Puppet Strong Bad and the crowd cheers. The guitar plays a few notes and the drummer, Richard Falomir, plays a solo as the crowd cheers. The MC Bat Commander's arm gets in the shot with a thumbs up. The camera pans towards him, with Strong Bad still in the shot.}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''I'' want to me scream and shout like David Alamac! ''{a few drums are heard, and the guitar makes acoustic noise.}''

'''THE MC BAT COMMANDER:''' Okay, let's scream and shout together, ''{both turn to look at each other, music begins to play}'' but Strong Bad, what so ever should we sing?

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ''{the crowd begins to boo}'' I just recently acquired... a pair of... ''{leans towards the front of the stage}'' ''pink paaaants''?!

''{The crowd begins to cheer, and drum sticks are heard.}''

{{sectionstub}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.myspace.com/fearlessrecords/blog/541022125 read the announcement]
*[[YouTube:QHxDHKPbufM|watch video of the event]]

{{stub}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]]

Subtitles:xmas10/en

2010-12-16T02:11:14Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|A Decemberween Mackerel}}
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<line start="101" end="159" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! Explain to me why we're slogging through this blizzard again?</line>
<line start="160" end="187" speaker="homestar">I don't think I can slog much further!</line>
<line start="193" end="263" speaker="marzipan">I told you, at Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those</line>
<line start="264" end="266" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
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<line start="281" end="286" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
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<line start="298" end="302" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
<line start="303" end="311" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
<line start="312" end="318" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
<line start="319" end="325" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us. </line>
<line start="326" end="342" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</line>
<line start="343" end="399" speaker="homestar">And, you think bringing him bean sprouts is, ahem, helping?</line>
<line start="400" end="434" speaker="marzipan">Be quiet and keep slogging. We're almost there.</line>
<line start="435" end="465" speaker="homestar">Ah, man! This guy?</line>
<line start="466" end="508" speaker="homestar">When you said less fortunate, I just assumed you meant Coach Z.</line>
<line start="509" end="522" speaker="coachz">Me too!</line>
<line start="528" end="540" speaker="sfx">doorbell</line>
<line start="551" end="576" speaker="sfx">traffic sounds</line>
<line start="577" end="599"><sfx>traffic sounds</sfx><cardgage>Hello, Chi Minh?</cardgage></line>
<line start="600" end="630" speaker="marzipan">Hi, Mr. Senor! Happy Decemberween!</line>
<line start="631" end="658" speaker="cardgage">Is this a frank call?</line>
<line start="659" end="695" speaker="marzipan">No, no, over here. We brought you some food for the holidays.</line>
<line start="696" end="760" speaker="homestar">Yeah. We come down off our high horse to spread a little Decemberween cheer.</line>
<line start="761" end="811" speaker="cardgage">Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?</line>
<line start="818" end="854" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"?</line>
<line start="855" end="876" speaker="homestar">And invite me inside that bush?</line>
<line start="877" end="890" speaker="marzipan">Maybe?</line>
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<line start="923" end="946" speaker="homestar">Later on, we'll conspire.</line>
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<line start="1209" end="1239" speaker="homestar">Oh, Marzipan! Is that you?</line>
<line start="1240" end="1283" speaker="homestar">I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1330" speaker="homestar">And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs!</line>
<line start="1331" end="1343" speaker="homestar">Ah! You!</line>
<line start="1344" end="1358" speaker="cardgage">Hot pooey.</line>
<line start="1359" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! What's the big idea of bringing this guy home?</line>
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<line start="1564" end="1575" speaker="homestar">No minutes? No minutes?</line>
<line start="1576" end="1622" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year.</line>
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<line start="1723" end="1758" speaker="homestar">I'll go get my tinsel-wrapped cram rod!</line>
<line start="1789" end="1799" speaker="homestar">Okay, I'm back.</line>
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<line start="1833" end="1897"><homestar>Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.</homestar><marzipan>Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.</marzipan></line>
<line start="1898" end="1915">I need you to sign here.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1974" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="very yes">Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart.</line>
<line start="1975" end="2015" speaker="strongsad">Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course.</line>
<line start="2016" end="2040" speaker="strongsad">But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.</line>
<line start="2041" end="2060"><strongsad>But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.</strongsad><cardgage sfx="very yes">shivering noises</cardgage></line>
<line start="2061" end="2105" speaker="cardgage">Ohhh... My coma's toast...</line>
<line start="2106" end="2116" speaker="marzipan">Time to go!</line>
<line start="2122" end="2150" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2161" end="2171" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
<line start="2191" end="2204" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
<line start="2222" end="2235" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
<line start="2246" end="2269" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
<line start="2288" end="2293" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
<line start="2308" end="2314" speaker="sfx">squeaky squeaky!</line>
<line start="2315" end="2327" speaker="sfx">click!</line>
<line start="2328" end="2376" speaker="marzipan">Okay, now we need to make the corresponding newsletter to brag about our family.</line>
<line start="2384" end="2393" speaker="marzipan" sfx="very yes">deep breath</line>
<line start="2397" end="2419" speaker="marzipan">This year was so great! Our family is so great!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2449" speaker="marzipan">I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies.</line>
<line start="2450" end="2459" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
<line start="2460" end="2502" speaker="marzipan">Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill!</line>
<line start="2503" end="2534" speaker="marzipan">I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash.</line>
<line start="2535" end="2542" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
<line start="2543" end="2574" speaker="marzipan">Warm wishes, The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.</line>
<line start="2575" end="2639" speaker="homestar">Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great!</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
<line start="2652" end="2653" speaker="marzipan">Movin' on!</line>
<line start="2654" end="2687" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2688" end="2726" speaker="bubs">I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!</line>
<line start="2727" end="2753" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs. What's this line for?</line>
<line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="bubs">The holidays.</line>
<line start="2770" end="2793" speaker="homestar">Perfect! How long is it?</line>
<line start="2794" end="2838" speaker="bubs">Three miles or eighteen days. Whichever comes first.</line>
<line start="2839" end="2860" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
<line start="2861" end="2885" speaker="marzipan">All right, that's enough. Let's move. Preoow!</line>
<line start="2886" end="2914" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2915" end="2954" speaker="homestar">Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.</line>
<line start="2955" end="2999" speaker="homestar">Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.</line>
<line start="3000" end="3029" speaker="homestar">If this doesn't cure him, nothing will!</line>
<line start="3030" end="3047" speaker="coachz">Don't I know it!</line>
<line start="3048" end="3096" speaker="coachz">Last year, these lights cured me of chronic athlete's tongue--</line>
<line start="3097" end="3132" speaker="coachz">--and the year before that, it was rub rash--</line>
<line start="3133" end="3146" speaker="coachz">--and then hot pooey--</line>
<line start="3147" end="3169" speaker="homestar">Excuse me, you're disgusting.</line>
<line start="3170" end="3183" speaker="homestar">Barf.</line>
<line start="3191" end="3210"><homestar>Oh!</homestar><marzipan>Oh!</marzipan><coachz>Oh!</coachz></line>
<line start="3211" end="3301" speaker="marzipan">Oh wow, if it was pitch black and I squinted and was a few miles away, this would sort of look like a tree almost!</line>
<line start="3302" end="3354" speaker="marzipan">Isn't it wonderous, Senor? A real miracle-inducing spectacle, isn't it?</line>
<line start="3355" end="3415" speaker="cardgage">Oh, my Toyota Cressida...</line>
<line start="3416" end="3422" speaker="marzipan">Oh, no!</line>
<line start="3423" end="3434" speaker="homestar">Oh, yes!</line>
<line start="3435" end="3452" speaker="strongbad">What's goin' on here?</line>
<line start="3453" end="3490" speaker="marzipan">Help, quick! I think Senor Cardgage is dying!</line>
<line start="3491" end="3512" speaker="strongbad">And what makes you think that?</line>
<line start="3513" end="3562" speaker="marzipan">He told me so when I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life.</line>
<line start="3563" end="3579" speaker="strongbad">He told you.</line>
<line start="3580" end="3658" speaker="strongbad">You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.</line>
<line start="3659" end="3668" speaker="marzipan">Maybe?</line>
<line start="3669" end="3709" speaker="strongbad">And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I "might paste away if I Dinty Moore."</line>
<line start="3710" end="3760" speaker="strongbad">And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I "might paste away if I Dinty Moore."</line>
<line start="3761" end="3797" speaker="cardgage">You rally might, Pez dispenser.</line>
<line start="3801" end="3846" speaker="strongbad">Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is</line>
<line start="3847" end="3904" speaker="strongbad">to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator.</line>
<line start="3905" end="3918" speaker="strongbad">A-like so.</line>
<line start="3919" end="3944" speaker="strongmad" sfx="very yes">grunt</line>
<line start="3945" end="3959" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3996" end="4064" speaker="cardgage">Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is--</line>
<line start="4065" end="4111" speaker="all">A Decemberween mackerel!</line>
<line start="4112" end="4140" speaker="homestar">And nobody's dying.</line>
<line start="4166" end="4247" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor.</line>
<line start="4248" end="4290" speaker="homsar">Puff. Cough. Toff.</line>
<line start="4297" end="4312" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="4338" end="4375" speaker="announcer">From the makers of Hot Jones comes Hot Pooey,</line>
<line start="4378" end="4411" speaker="announcer">our newest holiday sensation!</line>
<line start="4412" end="4419" speaker="announcer">Hot Pooey.</line>
<line start="4424" end="4470" speaker="announcer">Oh dear god, what have we done?</line>
<line start="4485" end="4495" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh.</line>
<line start="4498" end="4519" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, I must say...</line>
<line start="4521" end="4533" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Mmm...</line>
<line start="4533" end="4551" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, twice...</line>
<line start="4556" end="4625" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, it's so romantic the way you lured me into this closet!</line>
<line start="4625" end="4699" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And the way your wet stringy face tastes like seven kitchen floors!</line>
<line start="4700" end="4721" speaker="homestar" sfx="very yes">coughs</line>
<line start="4725" end="4738" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Cockroach.</line>

</transcript>
</pre>

A Decemberween Mackerel

2010-12-15T00:11:45Z

Stinkoman K: /* Fun Facts */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas10|Xeriouxly Forxe|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:A Decemberween Mackerel opening.png|thumb|At Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.]]
Senor Cardgage says he's dying so Marzipan tries to stuff him with Decemberween spirit to save him.'

'''Cast:''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' December 14, 2010

'''Running Time:''' 

'''Page Title:''' We Come Down Off Our High Horse!

== Transcript ==
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== Easter Eggs ==
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== Fun Facts ==
*This is only the second toon of 2010.
*It marks the end of the longest hiatus in the history of the website.
*"Non-specific mouthwash" refers to Listerine from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*The silhouettes of [[Homeschool Winner]], [[Champeen]] and [[The Hurricane]] appear in line for Bubs'.
*Much like [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], this cartoon appears to be recorded in higher quality sound than usual.

==Remarks==
*The silhouettes of Homeschool Winner, Champeen, and other rejected characters are seen waiting in line at Bubs.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|xmas10|16628}}

A Decemberween Mackerel

2010-12-15T00:02:03Z

Stinkoman K:

A Decemberween Mackerel

2010-12-15T00:01:38Z

Stinkoman K:

Subtitles:sbemail184/en

2010-04-19T03:19:16Z

Stinkoman K: More comedic-effect span hiddens here.

{{subtitles|diorama}}
<pre>
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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="94" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.</line>
<line start="140" end="209" speaker="strongbad">"I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate," or whatever.</line>
<line start="210" end="224" speaker="strongbad">"Got any tips?</line>
<line start="225" end="259" speaker="strongbad">"Molly T., Charlotte, Not Charlotte."</line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, it's like you're no place!</line>
<line start="284" end="387" speaker="strongbad">So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment?</line>
<line start="388" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call edjakashun!!</line>
<line start="416" end="482" speaker="strongbad">No sense in thinking about this one until you're on the bus on the way to school the morning it's due.</line>
<line start="483" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Then it's time to whip out my old standby-orama:</line>
<line start="528" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Whimsical World of School Supplies!</line>
<line start="576" end="611" speaker="strongbad">But dioramas shouldn't be wasted, Mollyman.</line>
<line start="612" end="719" speaker="strongbad">This is probably the only school-approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shame our beloved literary characters that you're ever gonna get.</line>
<line start="720" end="759" speaker="strongbad">I say embrace it! I say deface it!!</line>
<line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Here are my tips:</line>
<line start="774" end="835" speaker="strongbad">first off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox.</line>
<line start="836" end="883" speaker="strongbad">So unless you wanna get called The Stride-Rite Kid for the rest of your life,</line>
<line start="884" end="933" speaker="strongbad">you better go buy a pair of the coolest, most expensive shoes on the market.</line>
<line start="934" end="942" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="943" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or at least modify a box of cheapo, generico shoes to look expensive.</line>
<line start="1013" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Now let's talk about topics.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">If the assignment calls for a science diorama, just slap some glue on some cotton balls and BANG!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1171" end="1179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But if you're out of cotton balls,</line>
<line start="1215" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">real chunks of the King of Town's beard make a great substitute.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1322" speaker="kingoftown">To be fair, I did eat all the cotton balls.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go:</line>
<line start="1382" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">presidential assassinations.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can immortalize such tragic moments in U.S. history as...</line>
<line start="1465" end="1495" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</line>
<line start="1496" end="1511"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1512" end="1543"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And if it's a book report diorama you're doing,</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1544" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">the easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">I can't tell you how many dioramas I got out of</line>
<line start="1639" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1681" end="1700" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1701" end="1767" speaker="strongbad">Though with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">To get away with that now, you'd also have to make</line>
<line start="1800" end="1845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a fake website for the book, and the author, and the publisher,</line>
<line start="1846" end="1899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and just to be safe, maybe go ahead and actually write the book.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">Man. It's gotten so hard to cheat these days!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1965" speaker="thecheat">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1966" end="2009" speaker="strongbad">Finally, let me address your concerns about blood and gore.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2072" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.
<line start="2073" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.</line>
<line start="2096" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">No teacher can argue, that an Allosaurus tearing apart its prey is bound to be pretty gruesome.</line>
<line start="2167" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">And if that prey just happens to be the signers of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo,</line>
<line start="2232" end="2259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">well that's bound to be pretty messed up too.</line>
<line start="2260" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that is too awesome. I gotta get in on that action.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2366" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, take that, Nicholas Trist, representative for president James K. Polk!</line>
<line start="2367" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach you to mess with my Rio Grande! And my Rio Bravo!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2463" speaker="strongbad">Well Mollybdenum, you think you got enough to go on?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2497" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna dioRAM their socks off!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2571" speaker="strongbad">Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary!</line>
<line start="2572" end="2584" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="2585" end="2629"><strongbad>Come on, Boltotron! Hit him with the Byoo-Cannon!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2630" end="2658"><strongbad>Byoo byo-byoo byoo byo-byo-byoo!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2659" end="2688" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sound</line>
<line start="2694" end="2751" speaker="coachz">Well hey there Ronmartin Realdude, It's the big Z.</line>
<line start="2752" end="2791" speaker="coachz">Just giving you a call on my new cell phone.</line>
<line start="2792" end="2810" speaker="coachz">What's that you say?</line>
<line start="2811" end="2899" speaker="coachz">Well I sure am flattered Ronmartin, but I've already got a gorgeous girlfriend name o' Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2926" end="2983" speaker="cardgage">Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?</line>
<line start="2984" end="3064" speaker="announcer">All new 2008 Air Cardgage! Only 249.99.99.99! Only at Styles Upon Styles!</line>
<line start="3065" end="3110" speaker="cardgage">This is not what I sagged on for.</line>
</transcript>
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Subtitles:sbemail178/en

2010-04-18T03:13:00Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|bike thief}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail178.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="44" speaker="strongbad">Letters. And words.</line>
<line start="46" end="89" speaker="strongbad">Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!</line>
<line start="90" end="106" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="107" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being stolen.</line>
<line start="148" end="197" speaker="strongbad">"I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out how to protect it.</line>
<line start="198" end="233" speaker="strongbad">"So, how would you try to steal my bike?</line>
<line start="234" end="260" speaker="strongbad">"Virginia, M I."</line>
<line start="261" end="298" speaker="strongbad">Oh, not smart enough for MIT, huh?</line>
<line start="299" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Just MI?</line>
<line start="318" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Well first off, how do you know your crappy bike is even worth stealing?</line>
<line start="366" end="383" speaker="strongbad">How many pegs you got?</line>
<line start="384" end="408" speaker="strongbad">Mag wheels? White tires?</line>
<line start="409" end="435" speaker="strongbad">Worthless baseball card in the spokes?</line>
<line start="436" end="466" speaker="strongbad">If not, then you got nothing to worry about.</line>
<line start="467" end="532" speaker="strongbad">What self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a (shudder) ten-speed?</line>
<line start="533" end="579" speaker="strongbad">Or a (shudder, shudder) mounTAIN bike?</line>
<line start="580" end="611" speaker="strongbad">The only thing those bikes gets you is tired.</line>
<line start="612" end="663" speaker="strongbad">Any bike with a water bottle holder is a complete waste of bike.</line>
<line start="664" end="691" speaker="strongbad">But, let's pretend you do have a cool bike.</line>
<line start="692" end="752" speaker="strongbad">I would first go to my old thieving standby: dress up like a bush.</line>
<line start="814" end="842" speaker="strongbad">Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!</line>
<line start="843" end="858"><pompom>Bubbles</pompom><strongbad>Oh, I mean...</strongbad></line>
<line start="859" end="886" speaker="strongbad">Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch.</line>
<line start="887" end="904"><strongbad>Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch.</strongbad><pompom>Bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="905" end="927" speaker="strongbad">Um... Berries.</line>
<line start="928" end="985" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And don't forget: dressing up as a bush is also a great way to get free pizza!</line>
<line start="986" end="1006" speaker="strongbad">Can I have some free pizza?</line>
<line start="1007" end="1032" speaker="bubs">Sure thing, bush!</line>
<line start="1033" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Variations on this approach include dressing up as a cactus,</line>
<line start="1084" end="1110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A trashcan, or a barrel.</line>
<line start="1111" end="1153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Though, depending on your physique you could also dress up like...</line>
<line start="1154" end="1176" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A hideous pile...</line>
<line start="1177" end="1230" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or a... textile factory?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1230" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or a... textile factory?</line>
<line start="1231" end="1289" speaker="strongbad">So if I were you, I'd steer clear of pretty much anything with cartoon eyeholes.</line>
<line start="1290" end="1339" speaker="strongbad">If that method didn't work for me, I'd go for the awkward swindle.</line>
<line start="1340" end="1384" speaker="strongbad">This is especially effective on college campuses.</line>
<line start="1396" end="1425" speaker="strongbad">Hey, brother. Hey, my bromide.</line>
<line start="1426" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">You look like a cool guy who likes to progress.</line>
<line start="1463" end="1511" speaker="strongbad">I was wondering if you'd be interested in signing this petition to ban roll-on...</line>
<line start="1512" end="1545" speaker="homestar">Oh, um, yeah, sorry, uh, I've got a class...</line>
<line start="1546" end="1561" speaker="strongbad">Free vegan food...</line>
<line start="1562" end="1586" speaker="homestar">Er, my roommate's like... you know...</line>
<line start="1587" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Fellowship...</line>
<line start="1598" end="1617" speaker="homestar">So, my parents, um...</line>
<line start="1618" end="1629" speaker="strongbad">Drum circle?</line>
<line start="1630" end="1644" speaker="homestar">Computer lab!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1670" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man. So effective!</line>
<line start="1671" end="1728" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've stolen people's lunches this way... their girlfriends... puppies even!</line>
<line start="1729" end="1747" speaker="marzipan">Hey, my bromide, wanna sign this--</line>
<line start="1748" end="1763" speaker="strongbad">Meal plan!</line>
<line start="1764" end="1794" speaker="marzipan">Cool, man, free bike.</line>
<line start="1795" end="1833" speaker="strongbad">But my all-time favorite thiefnique has got to be...</line>
<line start="1834" end="1893" speaker="strongbad">The best use of black turtlenecks and suction cups ever devised:</line>
<line start="1894" end="1912" speaker="strongbad">Cat-burgling!</line>
<line start="1926" end="1962" speaker="strongbad">Almost... to the top!</line>
<line start="2005" end="2042" speaker="strongbad">Aw, Ponch. Laser tech security!</line>
<line start="2043" end="2083" speaker="strongbad">I'll have to employ some Chinese acrobatics!</line>
<line start="2084" end="2114" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunting</line>
<line start="2115" end="2169" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, these suction cups are stuck to the side of this couchscraper.</line>
<line start="2170" end="2209" speaker="strongbad">Ah, somebody? The Cheat?</line>
<line start="2210" end="2259" speaker="strongbad">Come put that bicycle seat in my mouth! Gently!</line>
<line start="2260" end="2294" speaker="strongbad">Aw, Jon! Light tech security!</line>
<line start="2295" end="2363" speaker="strongsad">Well, if you had agreed to play Cats the musical, instead of cat-burglar,</line>
<line start="2364" end="2407" speaker="strongsad">maybe you wouldn't be stuck to the back of the couch again.</line>
<line start="2408" end="2445" speaker="strongbad">I would rather die.</line>
<line start="2446" end="2474" speaker="strongbad">That's how I'd do it, College Bike Owner. </line>
<line start="2475" end="2568" speaker="strongbad">So keep away from shrubbery, don't talk to anyone with a clipboard, and avoid putting your bike on the roof of glass skyscrapers.</line>
<line start="2569" end="2597" speaker="strongbad">Secret message to bike thieves!</line>
<line start="2598" end="2642" speaker="strongbad">Bolt cutters, guys! Just use bolt cutters!</line>
<line start="2643" end="2685" speaker="strongbad">We'll split the pawn-shop money fitty-fitty!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2700" speaker="strongbad">See you next time!</line>
<line start="2701" end="2738" speaker="newpaper">Shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2739" end="2777" speaker="strongbad">Nice try, New Papes.</line>
<line start="2778" end="2814" speaker="strongbad">Though that does make me feel a little better...</line>
<line start="2815" end="2840" speaker="strongbad">He was so stripedy...</line>
<line start="2858" end="2871" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, what the?</line>
<line start="2872" end="2920" speaker="homestar">Garbage, garbage, rubbish...</line>
<line start="2921" end="2954" speaker="homestar">Umm... murder weapon.</line>
<line start="2955" end="2988" speaker="strongbad">Are you supposed to be a trash can or a robot?</line>
<line start="2989" end="3013" speaker="homestar">Um... You wanna sign this petition, my bromide?</line>
<line start="3014" end="3047" speaker="homestar">Um... You wanna sign this petition, my bromide?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:commandos3/en

2010-04-16T19:09:58Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Shopping for Danger}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="cheatcommandos3.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="22" end="51" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="125" end="162" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="voiceover">So then I grabbed the Blue Laser by his collar and said,</line>
<line start="166" end="202" speaker="gunhaver">"You betta break yourself!"</line>
<line start="203" end="232" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughter</line>
<line start="235" end="251" speaker="reynold">Ha ha, yeah.</line>
<line start="252" end="343" speaker="reynold">That's like how I labeled and alphabetized all you guys' combat accessories so it'll save on valuable mission time!</line>
<line start="347" end="372" speaker="reynold">Kicka click-click, booyah!</line>
<line start="380" end="390" speaker="all">Uh...</line>
<line start="391" end="403" speaker="sfx">siren</line>
<line start="405" end="425" speaker="sfx">siren</line>
<line start="428" end="451" speaker="silentrip">It's a Blue Las-alert!</line>
<line start="454" end="472" speaker="gunhaver">Bring it up on screen!</line>
<line start="491" end="553" speaker="silentrip">Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!</line>
<line start="555" end="612" speaker="gunhaver">With the money Blue Laser could potentially save from those double coupons,</line>
<line start="615" end="696" speaker="gunhaver">They could buy all kinds of super weapons that...like... turn babies into gold, or...screw with the weather!</line>
<line start="705" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">Cheat Commandos... time to rock, rock on!</line>
<line start="762" end="776" speaker="reynold">Can I come, too?</line>
<line start="777" end="808" speaker="fightgar">Ha, ha, ha... Good one, Reynold-a!</line>
<line start="815" end="865" speaker="crackotage">You can't shoot, and you can't fly. If you came with us, you'd probably die!</line>
<line start="866" end="880" speaker="crackotage">Hee hee ha ha!</line>
<line start="890" end="923" speaker="reynold">I never get to go on any missions.</line>
<line start="927" end="962" speaker="reynold">I would be a good mission... guy.</line>
<line start="962" end="971" speaker="reynold">I would be a good mission... guy.</line>
<line start="1033" end="1066" speaker="gunhaver">It looks like Blue Laser's going to take advantage</line>
<line start="1067" end="1131" speaker="gunhaver">of Price Style's already low, low prices on paper towels and grout cleaner,</line>
<line start="1132" end="1190" speaker="gunhaver">and use all the savings to make a button that will make it snow at the beach!</line>
<line start="1196" end="1231" speaker="silentrip">But, sir! What about beach volleyball?</line>
<line start="1233" end="1274" speaker="gunhaver">There won't be any more beach volleyball!</line>
<line start="1275" end="1285" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1313" end="1381" speaker="gunhaver">Fightgar, use one of your awesome disguises to do a little "undercover work".</line>
<line start="1383" end="1412" speaker="fightgar">Mmm.... Gulp!</line>

<line start="1434" end="1493" speaker="reynold">Step off, Blue Laser! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!</line>
<line start="1495" end="1520" speaker="reynold">Don't make me use this gun that I have!</line>
<line start="1522" end="1558" speaker="reynold">Reynold's Commandos... let's rock 'n' roll!</line>

<line start="1592" end="1618" speaker="commander">What happened to our buggy?!</line>
<line start="1622" end="1670" speaker="bluelaser">That other guy that looks just like me is using it to help some old lady do her shopping, sir.</line>
<line start="1672" end="1696" speaker="commander">Old ladies suck!</line>

<line start="1702" end="1761" speaker="fightgar">'Ere, could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man?</line>
<line start="1762" end="1785" speaker="fightgar">'Cause I'm an old lady!</line>
<line start="1787" end="1822" speaker="bluelaser">I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am.</line>
<line start="1830" end="1855" speaker="commander">All right, grandma, make it quick!</line>
<line start="1856" end="1934" speaker="fightgar">I was just wonderin' if you kind sonnies knew anything about makin' it snow at the beach?</line>
<line start="1938" end="1994" speaker="commander">No, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly!</line>
<line start="1995" end="2009" speaker="commander">Let's go check out.</line>

<line start="2038" end="2066" speaker="fightgar">Blue Laser's makin' his move!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2127" speaker="gunhaver">All right, Cheat Commandos, let's move! Fire the new grappling hook zip line!</line>
<line start="2207" end="2248" speaker="gunhaver">Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!</line>
<line start="2250" end="2259" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="2265" end="2283" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
<line start="2300" end="2348" speaker="reynold">Why, yes, Foxface, I'd love to take you out on a classy date.</line>
<line start="2353" end="2381" speaker="reynold">But first I need to save the world from Blue Laser</line>
<line start="2382" end="2431" speaker="reynold">using my very own Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Reynold Rocket!</line>
<line start="2445" end="2459" speaker="reynold">Whoa!</line>
<line start="2465" end="2509" speaker="reynold">Oh my land, I can't see this ending well.</line>
<line start="2516" end="2560" speaker="commander">Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!</line>
<line start="2565" end="2594" speaker="gunhaver">Not so fast, Blue Laser!</line>
<line start="2597" end="2633" speaker="commander">Ugh! I'm so sick of you people!</line>
<line start="2636" end="2671" speaker="gunhaver">The express lane is for ten items or less!</line>
<line start="2675" end="2699" speaker="gunhaver">You've got two too many!</line>
<line start="2705" end="2726" speaker="commander">Those are the twins!</line>
<line start="2730" end="2739" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
<line start="2743" end="2752" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
<line start="2765" end="2814" speaker="silentrip">Sir! Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack!</line>
<line start="2815" end="2869" speaker="gunhaver">We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!</line>
<line start="2870" end="2919" speaker="crackotage">Back to base we're gonna head and make sure Reynold isn't dead!</line>
<line start="2920" end="2932" speaker="crackotage">Hoo hoo hee hee!</line>
<line start="2937" end="2949" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
<line start="2966" end="3003" speaker="gunhaver">Reynold, are you all right?! What happened here?</line>
<line start="3005" end="3019" speaker="gunhaver">Nice jacket!</line>
<line start="3022" end="3051" speaker="reynold">Oh, Gunhaver, it's all my fault.</line>
<line start="3054" end="3088" speaker="reynold">I was upset that you never let me go on any missions</line>
<line start="3089" end="3142" speaker="reynold">so I tried on Reinforcements's Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket—</line>
<line start="3143" end="3197" speaker="gunhaver">—So you could defend our base from Blue Laser! Gah!</line>
<line start="3202" end="3244" speaker="gunhaver">Good work, soldier! It's not your fault they got away!</line>
<line start="3245" end="3254" speaker="reynold">What?</line>
<line start="3262" end="3293" speaker="gunhaver">Next episode, Blue Laser!</line>
<line start="3294" end="3323" speaker="gunhaver">Next episooooode!</line>
<line start="3332" end="3365" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</line>
<line start="3413" end="3429" speaker="bluelaser">The grout cleaner is working, sir.</line>
<line start="3430" end="3455" speaker="commander">Fan-freaking-tastic!</line>
<line start="3460" end="3529" speaker="commander">At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos!</line>
<line start="3706" end="3764" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">I need a price check on two babies? Price check on two babies.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

imaginary

2009-07-14T04:44:01Z

Stinkoman K: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|202}}
[[Image:scotty.png|thumb|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"]]

Strong Bad recounts the time when Strong Sad used to have an annoying [[imaginary friend]] when he was younger.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Sad]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Scotty Titi]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Teen Strong Mad]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], A room in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Locker Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:08

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==

''{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, ''{the view shifts to a closeup of the screen}'' is kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

<blockquote class="corpy email" style="border:#ddd;border-bottom:#ccc;">
Dear Strong Bad, 
my brother had a friend over today and he drove 
me crazy!! What should I do about it? 
 
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
<div style="border:none;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Streer. Beer." He reads the closing as a question, as though he's not believing what he's reading, and says "Wisconsin" in place of "WI".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that wont let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you ''had'' typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. ''{clear screen}'' So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this ''imaginary'' friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we ''{cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside}'' locked him in the attic.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know we don't have an attic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

''{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know we don't have an...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.

''{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. Pan down to Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' That'll teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that Bubble Tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

''{Pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' We're out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

''{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles ''{cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad}'' on top of another circle from up here!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' THAT's just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kids always give them the creepiest possible names. ''{cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat}'' Rubby Plop-Plop, ''{cut to Homestar and like image of a person}'' Sir Zabblepants, and ''{cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image}'' Dingy Donger, ''{cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly}'' Real Live Actual Mr Blangcaster Next Door.

''{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, anyway, Strong Bad   and Scotty Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ahahaha! ''{pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad}'' That's a good one!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! ''{holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Ohohoho!

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' I'll attach this ''{raises brick}'' definite brick to Scotty Titi's face!

''{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Nice reflexes, Scotty!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

''{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

''{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair and large glasses.}''

'''TEEN STRONG MAD:''' ''{voice breaking}'' GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend...

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of ''Time'' magazine on the floor.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...by exposing him as a realginary friend. ''{As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from being the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Aha! ''{empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks big brother, I've always wanted to pit my skills ''{pats belly}'' against a pile of cake flour!

''{screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, at one point, I tried to... ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from the screen, slowly zooming in}'' Titi. On Scotty Titi.

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! My new boots!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.}

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

''{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is half-dragon half-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Scotty, look out!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Wait. ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad}'' Scotty Titi is just a lump? ''{cut to Scotty}'' A mound? ''{cut to closeup of Scotty}'' A pile?

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Pretty much.

''{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}''

'''FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN:''' Can I go now?

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're done.

''{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ''{types "Ya"}'' still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, ''{deletes back to the start of Your realginary...}'' Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

''{[[Envelope Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.
:''{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of ''Time Magazine''.
:'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!
:*Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.
<blockquote>
Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?
</blockquote>
*At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:First-person shooter|first-person shooter]] is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

===Trivia===
*This is Lil' Strong Sad's first speaking role.
*The back of Lil' Strong Bad's mask has what appears to be a Velcro strap, as opposed to strings. This is similar to how children wear shoes with Velcro on them instead of laces.

===Remarks===
*[[The Stick]] in this email has a solitary leaf on account of being younger.
*Strong Bad remarks that his brothers are incapable of having friends. However, he should know that Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] are best friends, as well as Strong Sad being friends with [[Homsar]] and [[Marzipan]].
*The [[Corpy NT6]] is assumed to be an all-in-one computer, and yet there appears to be a [[Datum Center computer]] attached to it, as if the Corpy NT6 was actually a separate computer tower and monitor. ''(See Inside References)''
*Lil' Strong Bad seems to [[Peeing|pee]] on Scotty Titi.
*Strong Mad has a [[Trogdor]] poster in his room, which seems impossible as Trogdor was invented on the spot in [[dragon]]. This, combined with the fact that Strong Bad already envisioned Trogdor, may imply this story isn't [[History According to Strong Bad|entirely true]].

===Goofs===
[[Image:ghoust_image.PNG|thumb|200px|Ghost photography]]
*During the scene where Lil' Strong Bad is drilling hole in the brick, Strong Bad says "So, anyway, Strong ''Bad'' and Scotty Titi..." rather than "Strong ''Sad'' and Scotty Titi..."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was released, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face would be visible when the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick.

===Inside References===
*The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of the Datum Center computers as seen in [[isp]]. The monitor itself is the Corpy NT6. ''(See Remarks)''
*Strong Bad's comments about "Crudfully yours" are related to emails that usually end with [[Crapfully Yours]].
*Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in [[highschool]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of [[Trogdor]] in the email [[dragon]].
*The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of [[1987]], as seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*When Frishy Freshy Dragonman disappears, he makes the same wheezing sound as when [[Sickly Sam]] disappears.
*"Blue drink" is an example of a [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescript noun]].
*The bandage on Strong Sad's belly button is a reference to [[origins]], when Strong Bad hints at the fact that he drilled Strong Sad's belly button when they were much younger.
*The [[Hanging Objects|Trogdor poster]] in Strong Mad's room is based on the [[Trogdor Poster|actual poster]] for sale in the [[Store]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Bubble Tape|Bubble Tape]] is a brand of bubble gum that comes in 6 foot long rolls.
*The rabbit shaped imaginary friend standing next to Bubs is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Harvey (play)|''Harvey'']], a play and movie about a man who insists that he has a 6 foot invisible rabbit named Harvey as a friend.
*''[[Wikipedia:Time (magazine)|Time]]'' is an American newsmagazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.
**It inspired the board game that Strong Bad and Scotty Titi are playing in the email, which Strong Sad erroneously refers to as "Time Magazine: The Game". The game's title was actually "Time: The Game".
*[[Wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]] was 37th [[President]] of the United States of America. [[Wikipedia:Spiro Agnew|Spiro Agnew]] was Nixon's first Vice President.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|202|15656}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

imaginary

2009-07-14T04:43:03Z

Stinkoman K: /* Trivia */ I don't know if this belongs in Trivia...

{{sbenav|202}}
[[Image:scotty.png|thumb|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"]]

Strong Bad recounts the time when Strong Sad used to have an annoying [[imaginary friend]] when he was younger.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Sad]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Scotty Titi]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Teen Strong Mad]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], A room in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Locker Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:08

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==

''{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, ''{the view shifts to a closeup of the screen}'' is kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

<blockquote class="corpy email" style="border:#ddd;border-bottom:#ccc;">
Dear Strong Bad, 
my brother had a friend over today and he drove 
me crazy!! What should I do about it? 
 
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
<div style="border:none;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Streer. Beer." He reads the closing as a question, as though he's not believing what he's reading, and says "Wisconsin" in place of "WI".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that wont let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you ''had'' typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. ''{clear screen}'' So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this ''imaginary'' friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we ''{cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside}'' locked him in the attic.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know we don't have an attic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

''{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know we don't have an...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.

''{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. Pan down to Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' That'll teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that Bubble Tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

''{Pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' We're out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

''{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles ''{cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad}'' on top of another circle from up here!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' THAT's just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kids always give them the creepiest possible names. ''{cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat}'' Rubby Plop-Plop, ''{cut to Homestar and like image of a person}'' Sir Zabblepants, and ''{cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image}'' Dingy Donger, ''{cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly}'' Real Live Actual Mr Blangcaster Next Door.

''{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, anyway, Strong Bad   and Scotty Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ahahaha! ''{pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad}'' That's a good one!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! ''{holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Ohohoho!

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' I'll attach this ''{raises brick}'' definite brick to Scotty Titi's face!

''{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Nice reflexes, Scotty!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

''{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

''{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair and large glasses.}''

'''TEEN STRONG MAD:''' ''{voice breaking}'' GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend...

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of ''Time'' magazine on the floor.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...by exposing him as a realginary friend. ''{As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from being the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Aha! ''{empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks big brother, I've always wanted to pit my skills ''{pats belly}'' against a pile of cake flour!

''{screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, at one point, I tried to... ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from the screen, slowly zooming in}'' Titi. On Scotty Titi.

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! My new boots!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.}

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

''{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is half-dragon half-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Scotty, look out!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Wait. ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad}'' Scotty Titi is just a lump? ''{cut to Scotty}'' A mound? ''{cut to closeup of Scotty}'' A pile?

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Pretty much.

''{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}''

'''FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN:''' Can I go now?

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're done.

''{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ''{types "Ya"}'' still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, ''{deletes back to the start of Your realginary...}'' Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

''{[[Envelope Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.
:''{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of ''Time Magazine''.
:'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!
:*Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.
<blockquote>
Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?
</blockquote>
*At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:First-person shooter|first-person shooter]] is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

===Trivia===
*This is Lil' Strong Sad's first speaking role.
*The back of Lil' Strong Bad's mask, as opposed to strings, has what appears to be a Velcro strap, similar to how children wear shoes with Velcro on them instead of laces.

===Remarks===
*[[The Stick]] in this email has a solitary leaf on account of being younger.
*Strong Bad remarks that his brothers are incapable of having friends. However, he should know that Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] are best friends, as well as Strong Sad being friends with [[Homsar]] and [[Marzipan]].
*The [[Corpy NT6]] is assumed to be an all-in-one computer, and yet there appears to be a [[Datum Center computer]] attached to it, as if the Corpy NT6 was actually a separate computer tower and monitor. ''(See Inside References)''
*Lil' Strong Bad seems to [[Peeing|pee]] on Scotty Titi.
*Strong Mad has a [[Trogdor]] poster in his room, which seems impossible as Trogdor was invented on the spot in [[dragon]]. This, combined with the fact that Strong Bad already envisioned Trogdor, may imply this story isn't [[History According to Strong Bad|entirely true]].

===Goofs===
[[Image:ghoust_image.PNG|thumb|200px|Ghost photography]]
*During the scene where Lil' Strong Bad is drilling hole in the brick, Strong Bad says "So, anyway, Strong ''Bad'' and Scotty Titi..." rather than "Strong ''Sad'' and Scotty Titi..."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was released, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face would be visible when the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick.

===Inside References===
*The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of the Datum Center computers as seen in [[isp]]. The monitor itself is the Corpy NT6. ''(See Remarks)''
*Strong Bad's comments about "Crudfully yours" are related to emails that usually end with [[Crapfully Yours]].
*Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in [[highschool]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of [[Trogdor]] in the email [[dragon]].
*The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of [[1987]], as seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*When Frishy Freshy Dragonman disappears, he makes the same wheezing sound as when [[Sickly Sam]] disappears.
*"Blue drink" is an example of a [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescript noun]].
*The bandage on Strong Sad's belly button is a reference to [[origins]], when Strong Bad hints at the fact that he drilled Strong Sad's belly button when they were much younger.
*The [[Hanging Objects|Trogdor poster]] in Strong Mad's room is based on the [[Trogdor Poster|actual poster]] for sale in the [[Store]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Bubble Tape|Bubble Tape]] is a brand of bubble gum that comes in 6 foot long rolls.
*The rabbit shaped imaginary friend standing next to Bubs is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Harvey (play)|''Harvey'']], a play and movie about a man who insists that he has a 6 foot invisible rabbit named Harvey as a friend.
*''[[Wikipedia:Time (magazine)|Time]]'' is an American newsmagazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.
**It inspired the board game that Strong Bad and Scotty Titi are playing in the email, which Strong Sad erroneously refers to as "Time Magazine: The Game". The game's title was actually "Time: The Game".
*[[Wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]] was 37th [[President]] of the United States of America. [[Wikipedia:Spiro Agnew|Spiro Agnew]] was Nixon's first Vice President.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|202|15656}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Subtitles:sbemail202/en

2009-07-13T17:57:34Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|sbemail202}}
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<line start="17" end="66" speaker="strongbad"> Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer,</line>
<line start="67" end="110" speaker="strongbad"> it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend.</line>
<line start="111" end="150" speaker="strongbad"> It kinda ruins them booooth.</line>
<line start="151" end="172" speaker="strongbad">Dear. Stir. Bir.</line>
<line start="173" end="220" speaker="strongbad">My brother had a friend over today and he drove me crazy!</line>
<line start="221" end="240" speaker="strongbad">What should I do about it?</line>
<line start="241" end="275" speaker="strongbad">Crudfully? Henry Wisner Wisconsin?</line>
<line start="276" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Crudfully? Really?</line>
<line start="307" end="342" speaker="strongbad"> What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email?</line>
<line start="343" end="380" speaker="strongbad">And is your mom the kind of lady that won’t let you type the word “crap”?</line>
<line start="381" end="412" speaker="strongbad"> Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you</line>
<line start="413" end="430" speaker="strongbad"> if you had typed
“crapfully”,</line>
<line start="431" end="460" speaker="strongbad"> I prolly would have just left your moms out of it.</line>
<line start="461" end="495" speaker="strongbad"> So, your bro's fro drove you cro? </line>
<line start="496" end="520" speaker="strongbad">I don't really have that problem.</line>
<line start="521" end="575" speaker="strongbad"> On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have.</line>
<line start="576" end="605" speaker="strongbad"> Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this</line>
<line start="606" end="645" speaker="strongbad">imaginary friend that annoyed the crud outta me.</line>
<line start="646" end="675" speaker="strongbad"> Of course, this was back before insane parents</line>
<line start="676" end="710" speaker="strongbad"> made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have.</line>
<line start="711" end="752" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad invented him one time when we locked him in the attic.</line>
<line start="753" end="778" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover"
>You know we don’t have an attic!</line>
<line start="779" end="804" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.</line>
<line start="805" end="824" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">You know we don’t have an…</line>
<line start="825" end="851" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.</line>
<line start="852" end="884" speaker="lilstrongbad"> That'll teach you to stand and blink. </line>
<line start="885" end="948" speaker="lilstrongbad"> Now stay up there until that bubble tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!</line>
<line start="949" end="980" speaker="lilstrongbad"> We were out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="lilstrongsad"> Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle</line>
<line start="1027" end="1076" speaker="lilstrongsad">with two smaller circles on top of another circle from up here!</line>
<line start="1077" end="1104" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey! Shut up! Who’re you talkin’ to?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1181" speaker="lilstrongsad"> Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!</line>
<line start="1182" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">THAT’S just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now!</line>
<line start="1221" end="1268" speaker="strongbad">Kids always give them the creepiest possible names.</line>
<line start="1269" end="1285" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Rubby Plop-Plop,</line>
<line start="1286" end="1308" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sir Zabblepants,</line>
<line start="1309" end="1326" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"> Dingy Donger,</line>
<line start="1327" end="1375" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"> Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door.</line>
<line start="1376" end="1405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, anyway, Strong Sad and Scotty Titi were always</line>
<line start="1406" end="1425">
<strongbad> annoying the crap out of us.</strongbad>
<sfx>Drill noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1426" end="1460" speaker="lilstrongsad">Ahahaha! That’s a good one!</line>
<line start="1461" end="1495" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?</line>
<line start="1496" end="1550" speaker="lilstrongsad">Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles,</line>
<line start="1551" end="1610" speaker="lilstrongsad">and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! Ohohoho!</line>
<line start="1611" end="1667" speaker="lilstrongbad">I’ll attach this indefinite brick to Scotty Titi’s face! UNH!</line>
<line start="1668" end="1692" speaker="lilstrongsad">Nice reflexes, Scotty!</line>
<line start="1693" end="1736" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.</line>
<line start="1737" end="1805" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>Strong Mad was going through some…ahem…changes in those days.</line>
<line start="1806" end="1855" speaker="teenstrongmad">GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!</line>
<line start="1856" end="1883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>So, it was all up to me.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend…</line>
<line start="1938" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>…by exposing him as a real-ginary friend!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1988" speaker="lilstrongbad">AHA!</line>
<line start="1989" end="2050" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2129" speaker="lilstrongsad">Oh thanks, big brother. I’ve always wanted to pit my skills against a pile of cake flour!</line>
<line start="2130" end="2187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"
>But of course, at one point, I tried to…tee-tee. On Scotty Titi.</line>
<line start="2188" end="2220" speaker="lilstrongbad">Oh no! My new boots!</line>
<line start="2222" end="2290" speaker="strongbad">I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire!</line>
<line start="2291" end="2345" speaker="strongbad">So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own</line>
<line start="2346" end="2390" speaker="strongbad">imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!</line>
<line start="2391" end="2467" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey, Scotty Titi! I’d like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!</line>
<line start="2468" end="2497" speaker="lilstrongsad">Scotty, look out!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2561" speaker="lilstrongbad">Wait. Scotty Titi is just a lump? A mound? A pile?</line>
<line start="2562" end="2582" speaker="lilstrongsad">Pretty much.</line>
<line start="2615" end="2637" speaker="frishyfreshydragonman">Can I go now?</line>
<line start="2638" end="2651" speaker="lilstrongbad">Yeah, you’re done.</line>
<line start="2652" end="2664" speaker="sfx">POOF!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Ya still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not.</line>
<line start="2725" end="2779" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know.</line>
<line start="2780" end="2812" speaker="strongbad">I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling.</line>
<line start="2813" end="2909" speaker="strongbad">Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.</line>
<line start="2935" end="3035" speaker="lilstrongsad"> Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty! </line>
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User:Stinkoman K

2009-07-10T15:29:56Z

Stinkoman K: /* My Favorite Quotations */

{{User:Stinkoman K/userboxes}}

{{soft redirect|[[HRFWiki:User:Stinkoman K]]}}

I'm just some guy from the Fanstuff Wiki that joined years ago and none of you know cause I never did anything around here. Yeah.
==Awesome Siggy==
{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}

==Major Contributions==
I don't do much here, but here's some stuff I do:
*I used to do [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] alot, because I could pick logical fun facts and facts that are actually ''fun''.
*I also plug in a few fun facts myself. Some people just can't find a reference.
*Other than that, I just fix grammatical errors or coding errors.

===My Subtitled Toons===
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]]
*[[The Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Meet Marshie]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[senior prom]] (1/3 of it)
*[[Legal]] (It's just "Bo-ring!" :P )
*[[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]

==My Favorite Quotations==

*'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' [[Homestarloween Party#Commentary Transcript|Look, Bubs has no arms, Matt! He has no arms!! Who were we fooling?!]]
*'''COACH Z:''' Is [pfargtl] a word?
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Does it ''sound'' like a word?
**'''COACH Z:''' [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|I don't know. I only know a few]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' [[Strong Badia the Free|This has been the most boring week I ever spent not in a coma]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' [[pet show|POTATOES!!!]]
*'''BUBS:''' I'm a public flasher!
**'''STRONG BAD:''' [[licensed|Yeah, right, there's no nudity under there.]]

Floppy Disk Container

2009-07-07T18:32:08Z

Stinkoman K: Just fixing up the intro. Anyone have any other details they'd like to add?

'''The Floppy Disk Container''' sits on the right of [[Strong Bad]]'s computer desk and shows the latest game that he has been playing. [[The Brothers Chaps]] often comment on the featured game in their [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] commentaries. This page catalogs the appearances of the Floppy Disk Container. Each section has a screenshot, the name of the toon(s) or email(s) in which it appeared, a brief explanation of the game mentioned on the floppy disk, and sources of supplementary material about said game. The majority of the labels are names of computer games (although several [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]] and [[Atari 2600]] titles also appear) and most are obscure titles from the '80s. Strong Bad also [[Couch Mumbling|mumbles]] SNES games in his sleep, but these are generally newer and less obscure. This has become a running joke, and although the first Floppy Disk Container appeared in the email [[little animal]], the disks were not labeled until [[ghosts]]. They are usually labeled in red marker, though in some of the early appearances they were labeled in blue.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Appearances !! Explanation !! Sources
|- id="blank_5.25_inch_disks"
| [[Image:Floppy little animal.PNG|150px|Blank 5.25 Inch Disk]] || [[little animal]], [[superhero name]], [[do over]] (in the do over of [[sisters]]), [[candy product]] and [[isp]] || '''5.25 inch disks''' were the standard computer media format until the introduction of the 3.5 inch floppies. 5.25 inch disks are what gave both kinds of disks the title 'floppy', as one could easily bend the disks enough to nearly fold them over without breaking them. They were replaced by 3.5 inch floppies in the early 1990s, which have since been mostly replaced by compact discs and USB flash drives. The first floppy-less personal computers were made by NeXT, and many modern computers replace the floppy drive with an 8-in-one memory card reader. The 5.25 floppy disk was also featured in [[technology]], outside of the Floppy Disk Container. || [[Wikipedia:Floppy disk|Wikipedia]] [http://computer.howstuffworks.com/floppy-disk-drive1.htm Howstuffworks] [http://www.accurite.com/FloppyPrimer.html Accurite.com]
|- id="tongue_of_the_fatman"
| [[Image:Floppy ghosts.PNG|150px|Tongue Of The Fatman]] || [[ghosts]], [[50 emails]] || '''''Tongue of The Fatman''''' was a 1989 fighting game for DOS and Commodore 64 that was later ported to the Sega Genesis as ''Slaughter Sport''. Different alien races (including Human) could be chosen to use, who all had different abilities and fighting styles. The player could purchase weapons and devices and fight his way through multiple opponents to face the Fatman, Mondu. Some of the more innovative features include being able to place wagers on the outcome of the fight and the phenomenon of a special move becoming less powerful the more it's used to balance gameplay. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,1067/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/31897.html GameFAQs]
|- id="lode_runner"
| [[Image:Floppy morning routine.PNG|150px|Lode Runner]] || [[morning routine]], [[cheat talk]] || '''''Lode Runner''''' was a strategy game for DOS, Apple, and Commodore 64, originally created in 1983. It was originally an ASCII art game, where Jake Peril, the main character, was simply a $ sign (The enemies were ¶'s). The object of the game was to win back treasures stolen by the Evil Empire.It was eventually re-released on the Apple II as ''Miner'' with much more advanced graphics. ''Miner'' was submitted to Brøderbund and was finally published, under the name 'Lode Runner'. Countless versions of this game have been made and circulated over the Internet. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,4/gameId,243/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/apple2/data/26603.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Lode Runner|Wikipedia]]
|- id="loom"
| [[Image:Floppy current status.PNG|150px|Loom (Disk 1 of 24)]] || [[current status]] || '''''Loom''''' was an adventure game for the PC, released in 1989. It was one of a variety of games created by LucasFilms Games (now LucasArts). Bobbin Threadbare, the mysterious "Loom child" and member of the Weaver Guild, must embark on a perilous journey to follow his guild members, who were turned into swans and flew away from the Loom island. All puzzles are solved using a variety of spells cast from a magical staff, with no traditional inventory. There weren't actually 24 disks, at least not for the original version. This is actually a reference to the "Stump Joke" from another famous Lucasfilms Game "The Secret of [[#monkey island|Monkey Island]]", wherein the user would be prompted to "insert disk 24", which did not exist. There was the option of six 5.25" Double Density (360KB) disks, or three 3.5" Double Density (720KB) floppies. Loom was also later released on CD-ROM with a bonus soundtrack disc bundled with Creative brand sound cards. Loom was also released for the Macintosh platform on three 3.5" discs. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,176/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11465.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:LOOM|Wikipedia]]
|- id="star_flight"
| [[Image:Floppy huttah!.PNG|150px|Star Flight]] || [[huttah!]] || '''''Starflight''''' was a ship game created by Electronic Arts for the PC and Sega Genesis, released in 1986 and 1991, respectively. Mankind has left earth due to an exhaustion of resources and needs to colonize another planet. The player travels around the galaxy mining, gathering crew, fighting aliens, and trying to figure out why star systems are being blown up, without getting blown up along with them. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,115/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11678.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Starflight|Wikipedia]]
|- id="rise_of_the_dragon"
| [[Image:Floppy interview.PNG|150px|Rise Of The Dragon]] || [[interview]] || '''''Rise Of The Dragon''''' was a puzzle game for DOS, Amiga, and Sega CD, released in 1990. It was presented in a ''Blade Runner''-like environment and story. Ex-cop William "Blade" Hunter is contracted to root out the source of a deadly new drug, MTZ, that ships in patch form and has a tendency to turn users into lizard creatures before killing them. A few arcade sequences come up and can be skipped if the player dies a certain number of times. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,98/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11129.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Rise of the Dragon|Wikipedia]]
|- id="friendly_ware"
| [[Image:Floppy unused emails.PNG|150px|Friendly Ware]] || [[unused emails]] || '''''Friendly Ware''''' was a software package for the PC, released in 1987. It was released by Friendlysoft, written in BASIC, and rendered in text mode via clever use of ASCII art characters. The games included Master Mind, Nevada Dice, Killer Maze (navigate 3D mazes), Sea Battle (find a submarine with depth charges), Boggy Marsh (find monsters in a marsh), Hangman, Tic-Tac-Toe (unbeatable against computer), Wildcatter (an oil drilling simulation), Othello, Peg Leap (basic remove pegs game), Blackjack, Dominoes, Golf, Head Coach (a football simulation), Match (a Memory-style game) and Towers of Atlantis (a Towers of Hanoi game). Other software included a number of financial programs, eye and ear tests, an ASCII art drawing program, a biorhythm charter (which suffers from the Y2K bug), sports prediction software, and a computing tutorial. || [http://www.bhlegend.com/index.php?game=1287 BHLegend.com]
|- id="manhunter_new_york"
| [[Image:Floppy caper.PNG|150px|Manhunter New York]] || [[Arcade Game]], [[caper]] || '''''Manhunter New York''''' was an adventure game for DOS, Atari ST, and Amiga, released in 1988. It was made about a year into Sierra On-Line by Dave, Barry, and Dee Dee Murray. It is set 16 years into the 'future', which is the year 2004. In 2002, the Orbs, an alien race composed of enormous eyeballs, invaded the planet Earth, mainly New York. Two years later, in 2004, the player assumes the role of a Manhunter whose only job is to track down human criminals and bring them to justice using first-person point-and-click mechanics. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,24/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11668.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Manhunter (game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="world_games"
| [[Image:Floppy big white face.PNG|150px|World Games]] || [[big white face]] || '''''World Games''''' was a sports game for DOS, Commodore 64, and NES, made in 1987. It was made by Epyx, a company that made mainly sports games. ''World Games'' was a collection of sports games from around the globe. It not only had good gameplay, but was also educational, as each event started with an informative introduction screen that gave both the background of the sport and the basic rules. Some of the more enjoyable games included the Scottish Caber Toss and Spanish Bull Riding. || [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/16987.html GameFAQs]
|- id="space_shipper"
| [[Image:Floppy privileges.PNG|150px|Space Shipper]] || [[privileges]] || '''''[[Spaceshipper|Space Shipper]]''''' is a fictitious game made by [[Videlectrix]], and looks to be a ''Gradius''/''1943''-esque shooter. Fiendish lasers threaten to destroy the solar system! Explosions are taking over the galaxy!! It's Memorial Day and YOU were the only Spaceshipper who didn't have plans. Pilot your StarZoom to freedom! And time and a half!! || [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html Videlectrix]
|- id="odell_lake"
| [[Image:Floppy funny.PNG|150px|Odell Lake]] || [[funny]] || '''''Odell Lake''''' was an "educational" arcade game for the Apple II, released in 1986. It was created by MECC, a company known for making many educational games. It was a simulation game in which the player takes the role of a fish in Odell Lake, Oregon. The fish meets various forms of animal and plant life, including other types of fish. Each time the fish meets another animal or a plant, he must decide what to do. His decisions determine whether or not he survives. || [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/apple2/data/921849.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Odell Lake (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="id_50_K_race_walk"
| [[Image:Floppy sibbie.PNG|150px|50K Race Walk]] || [[sibbie]] || '''''[[50K Racewalker]]''''' is a game made by [[Videlectrix]], programmed by [[Jonathan Howe]]. The aim of the game is to alternate pressing left and right for nearly a full day in order to finish. If the player presses buttons too fast or out of sequence, he or she will be overwhelmed with an annoying "FAULT" message. According to Videlectrix, "you take a few (million) steps in the game, and you won't (will) be disappointed. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, right, OOPS! You lose." || [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html Videlectrix] [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_demos.html Demo]
|- id="the_7th_guest"
| [[Image:Floppy anything.PNG|150px|7th Guest]] || [[anything]] || '''''The 7th Guest''''' was a puzzle game for DOS, Windows, and Macintosh, released in 1993 by Virgin Interactive Entertainment, the creators of [[Floppy Disk Container#shogun|Shogun]]. It's set in the Stauf mansion, and Stauf, a maker of cursed toys, has invited 6 guests to his house to unravel the mysteries of the building, then he invites the 7th guest, who is the main character. Once there, the player has to solve a variety of puzzles. The majority of the game is a puzzle collection, tied together by clips of actors, well-rendered 3D animations, and MIDI sound effects and music on two CD-ROMs. The only instruction to the puzzles is a hint book that will provide two hints and mark the puzzle complete so that the player can continue. ''The 7th Guest'' was one of the first games to only be available on CD-ROM, causing many people to buy CD-ROM drives just to play the game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,283/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11550.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:The 7th Guest|Wikipedia]]
|- id="tass_times_in_tonetown"
| [[Image:Floppy the process.PNG|150px|Tass Times In Tonetown]] || [[the process]] || '''''Tass Times in Tonetown''''' was an adventure game for PC, Apple II, Atari ST, Amiga, and Commodore 64, and was released in 1986. It's a quirky, underrated game made by Activision. The player visits Tonetown, a psychedelic punk rock alternate reality, to save Grandpa from a hideous crocodile creature named Franklin J. Snarl. The player also has the aid of his dog, who not only talks, but becomes a star reporter. The puzzles are numerous, but most are relatively easy. With a world of floating phones, triangular moons, and wacky puzzles all created through Grandpa's dreams thanks to the "dream hoop" he invented, ''Tass Times in Tonetown'' is an extremely original game enjoyed by many adventure game fans. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,4/gameId,90/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11093.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Tass Times in Tonetown|Wikipedia]]
|- id="One_on_One"
| [[Image:Floppy mile1.PNG|150px|One On One]] || [[mile]] || '''''One on One''''' was a pioneering sports game for the Commodore 64 and Atari 400/800, released in 1984. It was one of the first games by Electronic Arts, who would later become famous for their sports games. This basketball game is a faithful translation of the real thing, with fouls and traveling calls, free throws, a three-point line, and even a shot clock. There are a number of gameplay options — play for a certain amount of time or first to a set score, winner's or loser's outs, etc. Players have a fatigue bar that decreases when running around and replenishes when holding still; fatigued players don't move as quickly. It had decent graphics for its time period, but substandard sound effects. || [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/2721.html GameFAQs]
|- id="blank_floppy_disks"
| [[Image:Floppy mile0.PNG|150px|Cheat Style Floppy]] || [[mile]] || These are '''blank floppy disks''' animated by The Cheat. The titles are unseen until clicked on, revealing the titles of the disks in Easter eggs. ||  
|- id="out_of_this_world"
| [[Image:Floppy mile2.PNG|150px|Out Of This World]] || [[mile]] (Easter Egg) || '''''Out of This World''''' was an action-adventure game for DOS, Windows 3.X, SNES, Atari ST, Amiga, Genesis, Apple Macintosh, and 3DO, originally released in 1991. Lester, the main character, is a young physics professor who suddenly finds himself on a strange alien world after lightning strikes his particle experiment. It's a cinematic game featuring realistic vector graphics and animation. It has plenty of animated cutscenes and ambient sound effects, despite fitting on one 5.25 disk. The original, possibly French, name for this game is ''Another World'', but ''Out Of This World'' was its US release name.|| [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,564/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11089.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Another World (video game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="NITEMARE_3-D"
| [[Image:Floppy mile3.PNG|150px|Nitemare 3-D]] || [[mile]] (Easter Egg) || '''''Nitemare 3D''''' was an action game, obviously 3D, released for DOS and Windows 3.X in 1994. It was made by Gray Design Associates, a company not known for much other than this game. It's linked to the ''Hugo House of Horror'' series in that the main character is Hugo and he attempts to save a girl, Penelope. He wanders through a three-dimensional house of horrors defeating all sorts of evil things in a first-person environment. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,2595/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/12022.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Nitemare 3D|Wikipedia]]
|- id="old_game"
| [[Image:Floppy couch patch.PNG|150px|Old Game]] || [[couch patch]] || The title "'''Old game'''" is simply a generic title for an old '80s or '90s game. ||
|- id="nabunagas_ambition"
| [[Image:Floppy kind of cool.PNG|150px|Nobunaga's Ambition]] || [[kind of cool]] || '''''Nobunaga's Ambition''''' was a turn-based strategy game for DOS, NES, SNES, Amiga, Game Boy, and Genesis that was released in 1988. It was set in Japan's "Warring States" period in the 16th century. The player takes on the role of a daimyo such as Nobunaga Oda, a merciless ruler and great strategist, to try to conquer Japan. Through turns, the player manages his armies (recruiting new soldiers, training army, buying weapons etc.), keeps his subjects happy, forms alliances, or plays dirty and hires ninjas to bribe and assassinate. Daimyos die of old age or sickness, giving this game a time limit. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,5825/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/7984.html GameFAQs]
|- id="seicross_suckross"
| [[Image:Floppy army.PNG|150px|Seicross (Suckcross)]] || [[army]] || '''''Seicross'', Aka "Suckcross"''', was a Sports Action game for DOS and the NES and was released in 1988. It was made by FCI, another little-known company. The planet Colura and its peaceful inhabitants, the Petras, have been attacked by another badly-named and much more hostile tribe known as the Basrah. While most of the Petras have hidden underground, there are still a few left out in the open. It is the player's job to cruise on a bike through numerous terrains, scooping Petras up to safety. The graphics are simplistic, the music poor and repetitive, the controls are touchy, the game is basically the same thing over and over, and it doesn't have much of an ending. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,22/gameId,15184/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/8104.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Seicross|Wikipedia]]
|- id="bio_menace"
| [[Image:Floppy video games.PNG|150px|Bio Menace]] || [[video games]] || '''''Bio Menace''''' is a classic sidescrolling adventure shooter game for DOS released in 1993. It was created by Apogee, a company known for creating many adventure sidescrollers during that era. When an evil scientist releases a pile of mutants and holds the world hostage, it's up to Snake Logan to save the day. Recently, ''Bio Menace'' has been released as freeware by 3D Realms (then Apogee), and can be downloaded from their web site. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,236/ MobyGames]
|- id="maniac_mansion"
| [[Image:Floppy lackey.PNG|150px|Maniac Mansion]] || [[lackey]] || The title of this floppy is obscured by the Flash border, but decompiling the Flash file reveals the title as '''''Maniac Mansion'''''. This was an adventure game for DOS, Apple II, NES, Atari ST, Amiga, and Commodore 64, released in 1987 by LucasFilms Games (Now LucasArts). It featured multiple characters to choose from, four possible endings, multiple solutions to the puzzles, and a very non-linear structure in general, giving the player a wide range of methods to win. The plot is to save the girlfriend of one of your characters. The only hurdle is the residents of the Maniac Mansion, as well as the mansion itself. It's made to be a spoof on every cheesy action/horror/sci-fi movie of the '80s, making this game a purposeful joke. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,714/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11439.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Maniac Mansion|Wikipedia]]
|- id="hypou_blade"
| [[Image:Floppy stupid stuff.PNG|150px|Hypou Blade]] || [[stupid stuff]] || '''Hypou Blade''' is likely referring to '''''HyperBlade''''', said with a [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] speech impediment. ''HyperBlade'' was a hockey game released for Windows in 1996. Made by Activision, ''HyperBlade'' introduces the 3D battlesport of the future. Players engage in a futuristic street-hockey style game with a very different twist. Body-checks (weapons are included) go for blood in this game as players can be gruesomely eliminated from it. Power-ups, speed boosts, ramps, and simple team management (for substitutions) are all part of the experience. Some strategy is required for play, but it's mostly pure action. It was also one of the first titles ever to make use of the 3DFX graphics card. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,3/gameId,1776/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11800.html GameFAQs]
|- id="BAAL"
| [[Image:Floppy different town.PNG|150px|BAAL]] || [[different town]] || '''''BAAL''''' was a little known Action game for the Atari ST and Commodore 64 and was released in 1989. The player is a member of the Time Warriors, an elite commando unit sent into an alien lair to defeat Baal, a crazy demon who is bent on conquering Earth. Featuring grotesque looking aliens, BAAL has a reputation as being a mildly disturbing action game. Overall, besides the creepy look of it, there is little surprise or challenge to keep anyone playing to the end. A rather lackluster shooter. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,24/gameId,3850/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/search/index.html GameFAQs]
|- id="real_floppy_disk_container"
| [[Image:Puppet Time floppy.jpg|150px|Puppet Time Floppy]] || [[Puppet Time]] || It was revealed on the [[Puppet Time#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for Puppet Time that this was [[The Brothers Chaps]]' real disk caddy from growing up. Included in the contents are '''''King's Quest II''''', '''''[[pop-up#Real-World References|Police Quest]] II''''', and save disks. ''King's Quest II'' was an adventure game for DOS, Amiga, Apple II, Atari ST, and PC Booster, released by Sierra in 1987. King Graham searches the land for three keys to unlock the door that will lead to his future queen. ''Police Quest II'' was also an adventure game for DOS, Amiga, and Atari ST, released by Sierra in 1988. Jessie Bains, aka The Death Angel, escapes from prison and kidnaps Sonny Bond's girlfriend. Determined to get revenge, he flees the city, leaving a trail of dead bodies as he goes. Bonds must chase after him, leading to a deadly confrontation later on. || ''King's Quest II'' [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/kings-quest-ii-romancing-the-throne MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/927708.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:King's Quest II:Romancing the Throne|Wikipedia]]
''Police Quest II'' [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/police-quest-2-the-vengeance MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/564773.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Police Quest#Police Quest II: The Vengeance|Wikipedia]]
|- id="Cave_Quest"
| [[Image:Cave Quest Floppy.png|150px|Cave Quest]] || [[flashback]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || '''''Cave Quest''''' was an adventure game that [[The Brothers Chaps]] made when they were younger, likely in the late 1980s or 1990s. They made it on the Apple II, and it supposedly had "gorgeous low-res Apple II C+ graphics." || [http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,416 Adventuregamers.com]
|- id="shogun"
| [[Image:Floppy SBIIJC.PNG|150px|Shogun]] || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || '''''Shogun''''' was an adventure game for DOS, released in 1988. It was made by Virgin Interactive Entertainment, the same company that made [[Floppy Disk Container#the_7th_guest|''The 7th Guest'']]. The player wanders around as one of a number of characters, trying to build up his rapport with the people. If that fails, the player can also battle and plunder, working his way up to the status of Shogun. Items are collectible during the adventure, including weapons and armour. The game doesn't end until the character dies or becomes Shogun. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1645/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/28231.html GameFAQs]
|- id="ugh-lympics"
| [[Image:Floppy car.PNG|150px|Ugh-lympics]] || [[car]] || '''''Caveman Ugh-lympics''''' was a sports game for DOS, Commodore 64, and NES (where it was entitled ''Caveman Games''), released in 1988. It was made by Electronic Arts, a company well known for making quality sports games. In this early game of theirs, the player assumes the roles of various cavemen while competing in prehistoric sports, namely Saber Race, Mate Toss, Clubbing, Firemaking, Dino Race and Dino Vault. The controls were somewhat awkward, but with up to a 4-player option (as many as 6 players on the NES), and fun events, ''Caveman Ugh-lympics'' made for a short, quirky game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,4230/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/1418.html GameFAQs]
|- id="tengen_classix"
| [[Image:Floppy haircut.PNG|150px|Tengen Classix]] || [[haircut]] || '''''Tengen Classix''''' was likely a collection of the best classic games made by Tengen. Tengen was the name given to Atari so they could make and trade games for the NES after Atari was refused a license by Nintendo. It made games from 1985 through 1993 for a wide array of platforms, from Amiga to ZX Spectrum, and everything in between. Over 40 games were credited to them, with titles such as ''Paperboy 1&2'', ''Tetris'', ''Indiana Jones'', the ''Temple of Doom'', ''Ms. Pac-Man'', ''Hydra'', and many, many more. || [http://www.mobygames.com/browse/games/o,100/j,1359/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Tengen (company)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="alone_in_the_dark"
| [[Image:Floppy replacement.PNG|150px|Alone In The Dark]] || [[replacement]] || '''''Alone in the Dark''''' was an Action Adventure game for DOS and 3DO, released in 1992. Marketed by Interplay as a horror game, it was a 3D adventure game with some action thrown in, loosely based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The main character is driven to investigate a "suicide" in an old Louisiana mansion. Little does he know, however, of the lurking horrors that await him. This game features many enemies, few weapons, and one goal: Escape alive. It is the forerunner to many modern day horror games. ''Resident Evil 1'' in particular owes a lot to it in gameplay mechanics, player-view and setting. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,325/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11071.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Alone in the Dark (video game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="bushido"
| [[Image:Floppy cheatday.PNG|150px|Bushido]] || [[cheatday]] || '''''Bushido''''' was an action game for DOS, released in 1983. It was made by Ebenel Enterprises, a company whose best and only credit was ''Bushido''. It was a martial arts fighting game set in feudal Japan with a simple premise: fight a multitude of enemies in a multitude of settings. Very repetitive, but a pioneer of the martial arts fighting genre. In Japanese, bushido means "way of the warrior". ||[http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1351/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/1378.html GameFAQs]
|- id="thexder"
| [[Image:Floppy the facts.PNG|150px|Thexder]] || [[the facts]] || '''''Thexder''''' was an Action game for DOS, Apple II, and Amiga, released in 1987. It was a platform shooter from Japan, with many levels and diverse enemies that gradually increase in difficulty. The player pilots a Robotech-style robot capable of switching from a mech into a jet at any time, complete with auto-aim, rechargable energy, and a short-term shield that can be activated to protect from harm. It didn't have a save option, however, so long-term play could easily get frustrating. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,49/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11765.html GameFAQs]
|- id="lunar_lander"
| [[Image:Floppy lunar lander.PNG|150px|Lunar Lander]] || [[time capsule]] || '''''Lunar Lander''''' was an ASCII art game originally played on mainframe consoles. Atari released an arcade game of the same name using vector graphics in 1979. It was later ported to the Atari 400/800 home computers line. The goal of the game was to correctly land a lunar module on the surface of the moon. If the player miscalculates the module's landing, the module will either fly off into space or crash hard against the moon's surface. Due to the simplicity of the design, it has spawned countless Flash copies on the Internet. || [http://www.gamefaqs.com/coinop/arcade/data/3817.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Lunar Lander (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="death_track"
| [[Image:Floppy extra plug.PNG|150px|Death Track]] || [[extra plug]] || '''''Deathtrack''''' was a racing game for DOS, released in 1989. It was made by Dynamix and had a simple premise. In the future, races are held across America where the drivers race for money, and their lives. The main character is a rookie. The player starts the game with a meager sum, but can choose from one of three cars; either speedy, powerful, or armored. The winnings can be used to upgrade the car's armour, weapons and parts to eventually make it nearly invincible — which comes in handy, since this game doesn't really have an ending. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1758/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/31898.html GameFAQs]
|- id="WOTR_Level_2"
| [[Image:Floppy WOTRlevel2.PNG|150px|WOTR Level 2]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]] || '''WOTR Level 2''' is likely short for '''''War of the Ring''''', a ''Lord of the Rings'' real-time strategy game for Windows, released in 2003 by Sierra. In this game, the player can choose to lead the forces of Good or Evil as each struggle to control the One Ring. The game is split into two 10-mission campaigns, and follow storylines not focused on in the books or movies. In the Good campaign, the story follows Legolas, Gimli and Boromir as they manage to show up in Rivendell just in time to join the Fellowship of the Ring. In the Evil campaign, the player must lead the forces of Sauron, break out of Mordor and besiege the city of Minas Ithil. This is the newest featured game to date, being at least 10 years later than the next latest release, and was never actually released on floppy disk. The significance of the game being on Level 2 is currently unknown. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/lord-of-the-rings-war-of-the-ring MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/563555.html GameFAQs] [http://int.warofthering.com/uk/ WaroftheRing.com]
|- id="kid_speedy"
| [[Image:Floppy KSTimes2.PNG|150px|Kid Speedy]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] || '''''[[Kid Speedy]]''''' is an arcade-style game by [[Videlectrix]], advertised in 2004 and later released in 2006. According to the product description, everybody is faster than Kid Speedy. In addition, this little fatso is the slowest poke in the bunch. The object of the game is to avoid getting sweets and insults and preventing Kid Speedy from coming in dead last in the race. Since on the third email disc the label was mostly obscured and unreadable, it was re-featured on the fourth disc. || [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html Videlectrix]
|- id="Peasants_Quest_and_wheres_an_egg"
| [[Image:Floppy PQWhereEgg.PNG|150px|Peasant's Quest/Where's An Egg?]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]] || '''''[[Peasant's Quest]]''''' and '''''[[Where's an Egg?]]''''' are both games made by [[Videlectrix]]. ''Peasant's Quest'' was actually made, and released on August 2nd, 2004. It is a text-based game where the player assumes the role of a peasant on a quest to defeat [[Trogdor (character)|Trogdor]]. ''Where's an Egg?'' was finally released on July 16th, 2007. Though the text is entirely in Russian, you are cop trying to see if a suspect is telling the truth or lying to recover a missing egg. || [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html Videlectrix]
|- id="spy_vs_spy"
| [[Image:Floppy virus.png|150px|Spy Vs Spy]] || [[virus]] || '''''Spy Vs Spy''''' was a strategy game for Apple II, NES, Atari ST, Amiga, Sega Master System, Commodore 64, and ZX Spectrum, released in 1984. It was first published by First Star Software and based on the MAD magazine comic about the slapstick antics of two spies trying to kill each other with improbably complex and elaborate traps and weapons. A fun two-player game, enjoyed with a friend or against the computer. The first player assumes the role of either the black spy or the white spy, and tries to beat the second player before the time bell rings. Find the needed objects hidden throughout the embassy, and set creative booby traps for your foe. This game has also been released on XBox and Game Boy Color. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,31/gameId,7332/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/8151.html GameFAQs]
|- id="future_wars"
| [[Image:Floppy animal.PNG|150px|Future Wars]] || [[animal]] || '''''Future Wars''''' was an adventure game for DOS, Atari ST, and Amiga released in 1990. It was Delphine Software's debut and first attempt at a graphic adventure game with a point-and-click interface. A right click brings up the verb menu. After choosing one of the six commands, point the mouse over the desired target and execute with a left click. The main character is a common window cleaner who finds a time machine in his chief's back office. Thus begins the adventure in both the past and the future. Evil aliens, beautiful girls, and sometimes very frustrating puzzles make up the bulk of this game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,2205/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/11160.html GameFAQs]
|- id="oregon_trail"
| [[Image:Floppy Main Page 22 02.png|150px|Oregon Trail]] || [[Main Page 22]] || '''''The Oregon Trail''''' was an educational game for DOS, Windows, and Apple II, first released in 1985. It was made by MECC, a company known for making educational games, with ''The Oregon Trail'' being its most notable accomplishment. As a covered wagon party of pioneers, the player heads out west from Independence, MO to the Willamette River and valley in Oregon. The first goal is to stock up on provisions, and then, while traveling, make decisions such as when to rest, how much food to eat, etc. It incorporated strategy and planning ahead along with discovery and adventure as well as action (hunting and floating down the Columbia River). It also spawned several remakes and sequels. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,746/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/26639.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:The Oregon Trail (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="oregon_trail_2"
| [[Image:Floppy Main Page 22 01.png|150px|Oregon Trail 2]] || [[Main Page 22]] || '''''The Oregon Trail II''''' was an educational game for Windows and Apple Macintosh, released in 1996. It was also made by MECC, the second in a line of several remakes of the classic game. This sequel to ''The Oregon Trail'' has much more content than its predecessor. Choices of where to travel include Salt Lake City, Sacramento or Oregon City, and starting point are different as well. Many problems arise along the way including starvation, broken appendages, diseases, etc. Party members can be lost because of one of these, but only the player is required to survive to complete the game successfully. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,2217/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/32195.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Oregon Trail II|Wikipedia]]
|- id="miner_2049er"
| [[Image:Floppy dreamail.png|150px|Miner 2049er]] || [[dreamail]] || '''''Miner 2049er''''' was an Arcade game created by Big Five Software for PC, Apple II, Atari 2600, Atari 400/800, Atari 5200, Commodore 64, and ColecoVision, released in 1982. Bounty Bob, the main character, is traveling through a mine in search of treasure in a format similar to the classic arcade game ''Donkey Kong''. In this game, however, clearing a level requires walking over all the platforms, which changes their color. To reach all of the floor sections, Bob will need to enlist the help of ladders, elevators, slides, springboards, and even cannons. Collecting artifacts will render him temporarily invincible against the radioactive creatures wandering the mine. Beat all 10 levels to complete the game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,4/gameId,8724/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/apple2/data/29175.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Miner 2049er|Wikipedia]] [http://www.bigfivesoftware.com/ Big5]
|- id="battle_chess"
| [[Image:Floppy secret recipes.PNG|150px|Battle Chess]] || [[secret recipes]] || '''''Battle Chess''''' was a very popular chess program for DOS, Amiga, 3DO, Apple II, Atari ST, Commodore 64, and the NES, released by Interplay in 1988. Instead of the traditional representations of chess pieces, the game featured lifelike representations of the medieval classes the pieces are based on. For example, the pawns are depicted as footsoldiers, the rooks are depicted as golems, and the queen is depicted as a sultry sorceress. Whenever one piece captures another, the game depicts the two pieces engaging in battle. The captured piece meets a gruesome and occasionally hilarious end. The player can play against a friend or against the computer, which offers ten levels of difficulty, the highest of which can give even seasoned chess players a challenge. ||
[http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1950/ MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/game/587120.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Battle Chess|Wikipedia]]
|- id="you_JERK"
| [[Image:You jerk!.PNG|150px|you JERK!]] || [[secret recipes]] || '''You JERK!''' is thus far the only floppy disk label not to be software related. It was labeled and then thrown by [[The Cheat]] at [[Strong Bad]], in response to Strong Bad offering a recipe on how to cook "The C H E _ T." ||
|- id="colorado"
| [[Image:colorado.PNG|150px|Colorado]] || [[rock opera]] || '''''Colorado''''' was a historical adventure game for DOS, Amiga, and Atari ST, released by Silmarilis in 1990. The second survival game after Le Fetiche Maya, ''Colorado'' casts the player as a fearless adventurer who must deal with the Indians and wildlife while in search of the legendary Cheyenne goldmine. In addition to standard weapons, special objects such as a ship's horn lend an extra level of atmosphere and complexity to the already novel game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1722/ MobyGames]
|- id="fiendish_freddys"
| [[Image:fiendish freddys.png|150px|Fiendish Freddys]] || [[long pants]], [[email thunder]] || '''''Fiendish Freddy's Big Top O' Fun''''' was a circus activity game for DOS, made by Mindscape in 1989. The game had the player in a circus performing in various acts, such as trapeze swinging and tightrope walking. All the while, he has an evil clown/property developer named Fiendish Freddy trying to obstruct his completion of the event, such as throwing smoke bombs during the knife throw. He does this because with each completion of the event, the player raises money, but if he doesn't raise enough money after all the events, Freddy will demolish the circus to make way for a new office building. || [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/570728.html GameFAQs] [http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/articles/fiendishfreddysbigtopofun.htm YourSinclair.co.uk]
|- id="hunt_the_wumpus"
| [[Image:Floppy Pay Plus.PNG|150px|Hunt the Wumpus]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || '''''Hunt the Wumpus''''' was an early computer adventure game based on a simple hide-and-seek format, originally created as a simple text-based game by Gregory Yob in BASIC, in 1972. Due to its simplicity it has been reincarnated countless times in many different internet sites, palm pilots, mobile phones, and even calculators. A mythical creature called a Wumpus is sleeping somewhere in a series of maze-like caves, and the goal is to hunt it down. The cave is hazardous, with bottomless pits, cave bats, and of course, the Wumpus. If the Wumpus is touched, it will wake up and eat the player. Deduce from clues the location of the Wumpus, and when it seems clear, let fly an arrow! If it's a hit, the game is won, but if it misses, the player is eaten. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/47/hunt-the-wumpus MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Hunt The Wumpus|Wikipedia]]
|- id="typing_tutor_jr"
| [[Image:Floppy garage sale.PNG|150px|Typing Tutor Jr]] || [[garage sale]] || '''''Typing Tutor Jr''''' was a children's educational game for Windows and Mac, made by Selectsoft in 2001 or earlier. Similar to the fictitious game ''Typing Tutor'' by Videlectrix, this game features short and quick lessons developed for kids in order to teach them how to type. It comes complete with a variety of games, and even a poorly named host, "Floater", a spaceman of sorts, to guide through each lesson. ||
|- id="marble_craze"
| [[Image:Floppy do over.PNG|150px|Marble Craze]] || [[do over]] || '''''Marble Craze''''' is a homebrew game for the Atari 2600 designed by [[Paul Slocum]], the same person who was planning on making the ''[[Homestar Runner RPG]]''. The concept for ''Marble Craze'' arose from the wooden games that have two knobs used to tilt a board, rolling a marble through a maze in an attempt to avoid the holes. To properly simulate one of these games, both paddle controllers are utilized, one to control the vertical movement and the other to control horizontal movement. A simultaneous two-player mode is also available. || [http://www.atariage.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=99 AtariAge.com] [http://qotile.net/marble.html Qotile.net]
|- id="karateka"
| [[Image:Floppy boring.PNG|150px|Karateka]] || [[boring (really)]] || '''''Karateka''''' was a side scrolling fighting game for DOS, Apple II, Atari 400/800, Atari 7800, Commodore 64, NES, and ZX Spectrum, released in 1986. It was one of the first fighting games ever made. It was programmed by Jordan Mechner, who would later create Prince of Persia. It was published by Brøderbund. The player is a trained master ''Karateka'' and has to rescue the princess Mariko from the evil Akuma, who lives in a castle, well-guarded by innumerable fighters. With smooth, realistic graphics that were ahead of its time, it was a visual treat. Unfortunately, it was also quite repetitive, with enemies usually following the same format of attacks. Reaction times to change from one attack move to the next were also slow, making this game enjoyable for some, frustrating for others. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/karateka MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/578260.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Karateka|Wikipedia]]
|- id="the_news_room"
| [[Image:floppy modeling.PNG|150px|The News Room]] || [[modeling]] || '''''The Newsroom''''' was a computer program for the Apple II, released in 1985. It was created by the company Springboard, with the premise to create news stories. Among the features was a black and white paint program that allowed insertion of large clip-art sprites as well as saving, loading, and printing finished work. There were also several font sizes, limited page layout options, and even the capability of sending files by modem to other computers running the ''Newsroom ''program, even if they weren't Apple II's. || [http://apple2history.org/museum/software_misc/newsroom.html Apple2History.org (image)] [http://apple2history.org/history/appy/aha85.html Apple2History.org (info)]
|- id="wraith"
| [[Image:floppy bottom10.PNG|150px|Wraith]] || [[bottom 10]] || '''''Wraith''''' refers most likely to a role-playing adventure game for DOS, created by Robert J. Deutsch. The player is trapped in a mysterious mountain cavern, the only companion being an erie wraith-like ghost who seems to know him. She will taunt the player into venturing ever deeper into the dungeon, but may not be what she appears to be... ''Wraith'' uses a snappy mouse-controlled interface with a few keyboard hot keys. || [http://www.download-game.com/Wraith.htm DownloadGame.com]
|- id="crush_crumble_and_chomp"
| [[Image:floppy recordbook.PNG|150px|Crush, Crumble, & Chomp]] || [[record book]] || '''''Crush, Crumble & Chomp''''' was a strategy game for DOS, Apple II, Commodore 64, Atari 400/800, and TRS 80, released in 1981. The main character is a movie-style monster, who can become one of any number of giant crawling, swimming, or flying beasts. Technically this is a strategy game; the player has to keep an eye on several statistics including health, appetite, and even such minute details as the tilt of the main character's head (helps in aiming breath weapons). The goal is to destroy the city before the main character is destroyed. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/crush-crumble-and-chomp MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/567478.html GameFAQs]
|- id="Curse_of_Ra"
| [[Image:floppy curse of ra.JPG|150px|Curse of Ra]] || [[Real-Live E-Mails]] || '''''Curse of Ra''''' was an adventure/role-playing game for DOS and the Commodore 64, released in 1982 by Epyx Inc. This was the second in a series of expansion modules for a game referenced in [[homestar hair]], ''Temple of Apshai''. A simple adventure game, the goal is to recover four treasures from four 'great constructs'. This expansion is quite similar to the original game (which is required in order to play the expansion), except that it is set in ancient Egypt. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/dunjonquest-curse-of-ra MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/573220.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Temple of Apshai|Wikipedia]]
|- id="genghis_khan"
| [[Image:floppy lady...ing.PNG|150px|Genghis Khan]] || [[lady...ing]] || '''''Genghis Khan''''' was a strategy game for DOS, Amiga, and the NES, released in 1989 by KOEI. The player assumes the role of Genghis Khan and sets out to conquer and unite Mongolia. It is based on historical facts, such as following the same path of conquest that Genghis Khan did, giving it an [[Wikipedia:Edutainment|edutainment]] spin. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/genghis-khan MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/587298.html GameFAQs]
|- id="low_G_man"
| [[Image:floppy geddup noise lowgman.PNG|150px|Low G Man]] || [[geddup noise]] || '''''Low G Man''''' was a side-scrolling action game for the NES, released in 1990 by Taxan. In the year 2284, the human race has perfected space travel and is using robots to colonize the galaxy. Unfortunately, an alien race has captured a planet dedicated to building robots, and reprogrammed them to destroy humans! The player is armed with a wide variety of weapons and a low gravity backpack, giving him the ability to jump higher than normally possible. He can also capture and drive some vehicles after defeating the driver. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/low-g-man MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/587423.html GameFAQs]
|- id="axe_of_rage"
| [[Image:floppy geddup noise.PNG|150px|Axe of Rage]] || [[geddup noise]] || '''''Axe of Rage''''' (originally released as ''Barbarian II: Dungeons of Drax'') was an action game for DOS, Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, and ZX Spectrum, released in 1988 by Palace Software. It was the sequel to ''Barbarian I'' (or ''Death Sword''). Drax, the wizard villain defeated in the first game, is back. Aided by the princess rescued in the first game, the player must fight through the four levels of dungeons, using various strategies and moves to defeat various monsters, all in a quest to defeat Drax once and for all. Compared to the original, this game is regarded by many to be a disappointment. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/barbarian-ii-dungeons-of-drax MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/c64/data/916797.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Barbarian (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|- id="swash_buckler"
| [[Image:floppy sick day.PNG|150px|Swash Buckler]] || [[Sick Day]], [[Comic Book Movie]] || '''''Swashbuckler''''' was an action game for the Apple II, released by Datamost, Inc. in 1982. ''Swashbuckler'' was a little-known early fighting game. The whole game takes place on the same screen. The main character is in the center and enemies such as humans, snakes, and rats come at him from either side. He has a sword that can strike high, low or center, or block. As the game progresses, the number and speed of the enemies increase until they're too fast for a human to handle, at which point the game is unwinnable. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/apple2/swashbuckler MobyGames]
|- id="sam_and_max"
| [[Image:Floppy secret identity.png|150px|Sam and Max]] || [[secret identity]] || '''''Sam & Max Hit the Road''''' was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game for DOS, released by Lucasarts in 1993. It was based on Steve Purcell's comic book ''Sam and Max: Freelance Police''. The main characters are Sam (a Canine Shamus) and Max (his "hyperkinetic rabbity-thing" sidekick), a pair of private detectives (or as they prefer to be known, "Freelance Police"). They travel all over the US on the trail of a sasquatch named Bruno who had escaped from the Hall of Oddities at a travelling carnival, and on the way visit locations such as The World's Largest Ball of Twine, The World of Fish, and The Mount Rushmore Dinosaur Tarpit. The game features some of the most twisted humor in a Lucasarts game, and has quickly become a cult favorite. [[Telltale Games]] took rights to Sam & Max later on. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/sam-max-hit-the-road MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/562679.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Hit the Road|Wikipedia]]
|- id="gold_rush"
| [[Image:Floppy technology.png|150px|Gold Rush]] || [[technology]] || '''''Gold Rush''''' was an Adventure game for Amiga, Atari ST, and DOS, released by Sierra Entertainment in 1988. It was exceptional not only for its real-world puzzles and intriguing plot, but also because it was one of the first adventure games to be truly replayable. As a brash young New Yorker setting out to find his lost brother, the players chooses his path to fame and fortune in California from 3 very different ones, each with its own obstacles, dangers and adventure. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/amiga/gold-rush MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/564731.html GameFAQs]
|-id="podstar_floppy"
| [[Image:Floppy podcast background.png|150px|What could it be?]] || [[Podstar Runner]] || An old version of Podstar Runner showed a floppy container that was too out of focus to clearly read. It seemed to say "_________ of the ____", with the first and last words undecipherable. If this is the case, possible titles include '''''Children of the Atom''''', '''''Chronicles of the Sword''''', '''''Defender of the Crown''''', '''''Defenders of the Earth''''', '''''Discoveries of the Deep''''', '''''Footballer of the Year''''', and '''''Guardian of the Fleet'''''. This is also assuming that it followed the recurring theme that the floppy disk has a game title on it, although there was only one time this hasn't occurred. ||
|-id="codename_iceman"
| [[Image:Floppy pop-up.PNG|150px|Codename Iceman]] || [[pop-up]] || '''''Codename: ICEMAN''''' was a 3rd person adventure game for DOS, Amiga, and Atari ST, published by Sierra in 1989. It was to be the first in an adventure game series, but a sequel never materialized. Navy officer Johnny Westland is the playable character and he takes on a secret mission dealing with the oil reserves in Tunisia. The game is a traditional adventure, with interesting James Bond-esque spy elements. The game had several problems that frustrated players, the most notorious being an overly complex submarine simulator. Other problems included having to complete certain mini-games that depended entirely on chance, and being able to make minor mistakes early in the game, only to find later that the game had become unwinnable. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/codename-iceman MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/564617.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Codename: ICEMAN|Wikipedia]]
|-id="below_the_root"
| [[Image:Floppy disconnected.PNG|150px|Below the Root]] || [[disconnected]], [[keep cool]] || '''''Below the Root''''' was an adventure game for the PC, Apple II, and Commodore 64 published by Windham Classics in 1984. The game was based on the fantasy book series ''The Green Sky Trilogy'' by Zilpha Keatley Snyder and at the time it featured the largest game world of any adventure game. As a quester, the player assumes the role of a member of the "Kindar", a tree dwelling race, or the "Erdling", an underground race, in an attempt to quell the racial and political tensions building between the races. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/below-the-root MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Below the Root|Wikipedia]]
|-id="weird_dreams"
| [[Image:Floppy weird dreams.png|150px|Weird Dreams]] || [[alternate universe]] || '''''Weird Dreams''''' was a "Meditative / Zen" puzzle game for Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, and DOS, released by Rainbird Software in 1989. The plot revolved around a Daemon named Emily trapping the main character in his own subconscious, and he needed to find a way out. With very strange levels including feeding a wasp cotton candy, beating up hopping totem poles with fish from the sky, and an encounter with a baked chicken in a haunted house, ''Weird Dreams'' is a surreal, bizzare, and humourous game unlike anything else on the market. May also be a reference to the Email [[weird dream]]. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/weird-dreams MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/amiga/data/927604.html GameFAQs]
|-id="broderbund_classics"
| [[Image:Floppy senior-prom.png|150px|Broderbund Classics]] || [[senior prom]] || '''''Broderbund Classics''''' was likely a collection of the best classic games made by Brøderbund Software, founded in 1980. The company was known for publishing many popular computer games such as ''[[Wikipedia:Lode Runner|Lode Runner]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Myst|Myst]]'', and ''[[Wikipedia:Prince of Persia|Prince of Persia]]''. The company made progressively more "edutainment" titles throughout its history, ultimately releasing new non-educational games under its Red Orb label, until bought out by [[Wikipedia:The Learning Company|The Learning Company]] in 1998. || [http://www.mobygames.com/company/brderbund-software-inc MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/company/382.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Wikipedia]]
|-id="sundae drivin'"
| [[Image:Floppy Disk--Sundae Drivin'.PNG|150px|Sundae Drivin']] || [[redesign]] || '''''[[Sundae Drivin']]''''' is a driving game by Videlectrix, advertised in 2004, but not yet available for play. According to the product description, the player pilots an ice cream bowl through the streets of Dessertville collecting chopped nuts, chocolate syrup, and cherries. But look out for 18-wheelers and motorhomes and some regular sized cars, too! || [http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html Videlectrix]
|-id="california_games"
| [[Image:Floppy theme song.png|150px|California Games]] || [[theme song]] || '''''California Games''''' was a sports game made for PC in [[1987]], and later ported to Amstrad CPC, Apple II, Atari 2600, Atari ST, Commodore 64, DOS, Genesis, J2ME, Lynx, MSX, NES, Sega Master System, and ZX Spectrum. The game proved to be Epyx, Inc.'s breakthrough game, and featured competitions in several "extreme" sports, including skateboarding, footbag, surfing, roller skating, frisbee, and BMX.|| [http://www.mobygames.com/game/amiga/california-games MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/587168.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:California Games|Wikipedia]]
|-id="kyrandia_series"
| [[Image:Floppy kyrandia series.png|150px|Kyrandia Series]] || [[trading cards]] || The '''''Kyrandia Series''''' of games were an adventure trilogy released in 1992, 1993, and 1994 (both the final game and a three game box set) by Westwood Studios. In ''Book One: Fables and Fiends'' Prince Brandon is the main character; a hero chosen to save the land from Malcolm, an evil jester. In ''Book Two: The Hand of Fate'', a royal mystic woman named Zanthia is searching for the anchor stone to prevent Kyrandia from disappearing. In ''Book 3: Malcolm's Revenge'', Malcolm, the evil jester from the first two games, is on a quest both for revenge and proving his innocence. The game features acclaimed graphics, user-friendly interface, good music, and a gentle sense of humor. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/legend-of-kyrandia-the-series MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/search/index.html?game=Kyrandia&platform=All+Platforms GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Kyrandia Series|Wikipedia]]
|-id="cake_walk"
| [[Image:Floppy cake walk.png|150px|Cake Walk]] || [[cliffhangers]] || Produced by Cakewalk, (formerly known as Twelve Tone Systems, Inc.) '''''Cakewalk''''' was the name of their flagship MIDI sequencer, first for DOS and since 1991 for Windows 3.0. Early versions of Cakewalk for DOS (up to 3.0) required the intelligent mode of the MPU-401 card and could not be used with today's clones, while later versions (since 4.0) relied on UART mode only. Cakewalk was renamed Cakewalk Pro at some point, and later into Cakewalk Pro Audio when support for digitized audio was added. Cakewalk is ALSO the name of a now very hard to find [http://www.atariage.com/software_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=61 Atari 2600 game] manufactured by [http://www.atariage.com/company_page.html?SystemID=2600&CompanyID=22 CommaVid].||
[[Wikipedia:Cakewalk (sequencer)|Wiki]][[Wikipedia:Cakewalk (company)|Wiki]][http://www.cakewalk.com/ Cakewalk.com]
|-id="mastertype"
| [[Image:Floppy retirement.png|150px|Mastertype]] || [[retirement]] || '''''MasterType''''' refers to an educational typing program for the Apple II. Originally released by Lightning Software in 1981, later versions were made for the Apple IIe and IIc. "Learn to type by playing a game; simple and ingenious." When the Apple IIc appeared on the scene, the game was updated to teach typing on the optional [[Wikipedia:Dvorak Simplified Keyboard|Dvorak]] keyboard layout. The scenario used here involved a wizard standing on a planet with satellites or space ships slowly approaching from four directions. Each object had a word on it; the player had to type the word and press the space bar to fire a "zap" at the object. If it got too close, the word had to be typed twice. The IIc version used double hi-res graphics, and both versions allowed the user to set up a personal vocabulary on which to practice. || [http://apple2history.org/history/appy/aha81.html Apple2History.org]
|-id="silpheed"
| [[Image:Floppy retirement B.png|150px|Silpheed]] || [[retirement]] || '''''Silpheed''''' was a 3D ship piloting game, created by Game Arts in 1986. It made its debut on the Japanese PC-8801, relesed on DOS and TRS-80 CoCo in 1988, and later ported to the Sega CD in 1993. Pilot a spaceship (the Silpheed) through levels of increasing difficulty, in a pseudo-3D vertically scrolling field, shooting everything in sight. New weapons become available as points are gathered, and power-ups are sprinkled throughout the levels. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/silpheed MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/579259.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Silpheed|Wikipedia]]
|-id="bio_forge"
| [[Image:Floppy the chair.png|150px|BioForge]] || [[the chair]] || '''''BioForge''''' was an action adventure game for DOS, released by Origin (now owned by Electronic Arts) in 1995. The player takes on the role of a cyborg called Lex (Experimental Unit AP-127) who awakens in a cell on a Moon research station with no prior memories. After escaping the cell, the player seems to be one of the scant survivors of the incident that has devastated the station. He must unravel the truth about himself, the research station, the bizarre Mondite cult that controls it, and the mysterious ancient alien race that once inhabited the moon. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/bioforge MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/565028.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:BioForge|Wikipedia]]
|-id="low_blow"
| [[Image:Floppy what i want.png|150px|Low Blow]] || [[what I want]] || '''''Low Blow''''' was a 3D boxing game released by Electronic Arts for DOS in 1990. As the title suggests, the rules of boxing don't apply in this incarnation, including the rule forbidding punching below the belt. With less than fluid animation and predictable patterns, the game doesn't offer much beyond the short-term comedic value. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/low-blow Moby] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/918472.html GameFAQs]
|-id="drakkhen"
| [[Image:Floppy looking old.PNG|150px|Drakkhen]] || [[looking old]] || '''''Drakkhen''''' was a role-playing game originally written for the Amiga and Atari ST by Draconian (later Data East). In 1990, it was ported to MSDOS by MicroProse Software. The player takes on a party of four adventurers travelling to eight distinct castles. Drakkhen was notable for being among the first role-playing games to feature a three-dimensional playing field. The game was eventually ported to the Super NES. ||
[http://www.mobygames.com/game/amiga/drakkhen MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/data/915569.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:Drakkhen|Wikipedia]]
|-id="dune_2"
| [[Image:Floppy Disc Dune 2.PNG|150px|Dune 2]] || [[unnatural]]
|| '''''Dune II: The Building of a Dynasty''''' was released in December 1992 for Amiga, DOS, and the Genesis. It is often considered the first modern real-time strategy game and established many conventions of the genre. Even though set in Frank Herbert's famous Dune universe, the game does not follow the plot of any of the books or the movie. It was published by Virgin Games and developed by Westwood Studios. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/dune-ii-the-building-of-a-dynasty MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Dune II|Wikipedia]]
|-id="LHX attack chopper"
| [[Image:LHXAttackChopper.PNG|150px|LHX Attack Chopper]] || [[rough copy]]
|| '''''LHX Attack Chopper''''' is a 1990 war helicopter PC simulation game by Electronic Arts. The game was developed by Brent Iverson, a retired U.S. Army soldier. The game was originally for PC-DOS, but versions for other platforms, such as the Mega Drive/Genesis, were also made thereafter. The game had two attack helicopters, as well as two cargo helicopters. It had three different mission scenarios: Libya, Vietnam and East Germany. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/lhx-attack-chopper/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:LHX Attack Chopper|Wikipedia]]
|-id="threeDFX drivers"
| [[Image:3dfx drivers.PNG|150px|3DFX drivers]] || [[DNA Evidence]]
|| '''''3dfx''''' was a maker of [[wikipedia:graphics processing units|graphics processing units]] and [[wikipedia:graphics cards|graphics cards]]. It was founded in 1994. In 1996, it released the popular Voodoo Graphics chip, which was originally only sold to manufacturers but soon found its way to home PCs. However, the success of the company started to wane by the end of the decade, and in 2000 the company filed for bankruptcy. It was later bought out by [[Wikipedia:NVIDIA|NVIDIA]], another graphics card company. || [[Wikipedia:3dfx|Wikipedia]]
|-id="dark_seed"
| [[Image:Floppy more armies.PNG|150px|Dark Seed]] || [[more armies]]
|| '''''Dark Seed''''' is an adventure game developed and published by Cyberdreams in 1992. Originally released for DOS, it was later ported to many other computer platforms. Players control Mike Dawson, a writer who has recently purchased an old mansion in a small town. He dreams that an alien machine has implanted a "dark" seed into his skull, leaving him three days to solve the town's mystery before seed erupts. Dark Seed is notable for its impressive graphics but also for buggy programming and frustrating difficulty. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/dark-seed MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Dark Seed (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="rise_of_the_triad"
| [[Image:Rise of the triad.PNG|150px|Rise of the Triad]] || [[the paper]]
|| '''''Rise of the Triad: Dark War''''' is a first-person shooter video game that was first released for MS-DOS on February 17, 1995. It was developed by Apogee Software (now known as [[Wikipedia:3D Realms|3D Realms]]). The shareware version, which contains ten original levels, is titled '''''Rise of the Triad: The HUNT Begins.''''' The plot involves a team of special operatives, known as the H.U.N.T. (High-risk United Nations Task-force), that must stop a cult planning to destroy Los Angeles. Each of the five characters has unique attributes, and the eleven weapons in the game range from an ordinary pistol to a highly destructive "Firebomb". || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/rise-of-the-triad-dark-war/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Rise of the Triad|Wikipedia]]
|-id="the_colonel.27s_bequest"
| [[Image:Colonel's bequest floppy.PNG|150px|The Colonel's Bequest]] || [[the paper]]
| '''''The Colonel's Bequest''''' is a computer game published by Sierra On-Line in 1989 for Amiga, Atari ST, and MS-DOS. It was a graphic and text adventure game that was the first of the short-lived "Laura Bow Mysteries" series created by Roberta Williams. The game is set in the 1920s and involves a family gathering in which there are both potential suspects and victims of a murder. Laura Bow, the game's main character, must solve this mystery by discovering information about the characters' backgrounds and relationships. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/colonels-bequest/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:The Colonel's Bequest|Wikipedia]]
|-id="logo"
| [[Image:Logo floppy disk.PNG|150px|Logo]] || [[the paper]]
| '''''Logo''''' is a programming language that was created for educational use. It is heavily based upon the [[Wikipedia:Lisp (programming language)|Lisp]] programming language. Logo was created in 1967 at [[Wikipedia:BBN|BBN]], a Cambridge, Massachusetts research firm, by Wally Feurzeig and Seymour Papert. It was originally used to make a small robot called the "Turtle" move around according to commands. Later, when the language came to computers, a turtle was used as the cursor. Today there are over 170 implementations and dialects of Logo. || [[Wikipedia:Logo (programming language)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="ancient art of war"
| [[Image:Ancient art of war floppy.png|150px|The Ancient Art of War]] || [[concert]]
| '''''The Ancient Art of War''''' is a computer game published in 1984 by Brøderbund for the Apple IIe, Macintosh, TRS-80 and DOS. It was a war strategy game in which the player fights battles in a selection of campaigns using squads consisting of combinations of Knights, Archers and Barbarians. Each campaign is contested against a different historical military figure. The hardest enemy is Sun Tzu, whose classic military treatise ''The Art of War'' gives its name to the game. The game is considered one of the first real-time strategy games. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/ancient-art-of-war/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:The Ancient Art of War|Wikipedia]]
|-id="SWOTL"
| [[Image:SWOTL floppy.PNG|150px|Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe]] || [[original]]
| '''''Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe''''' (abbreviated '''''SWOTL''''') is a DOS computer game published by LucasArts. This first-person flight simulation game allowed the user to fly World War II missions over Europe for either side. The user's character gained experience and access to different aircraft with each successful mission. Several of the missions involve supporting or destroying V2 rocket launch sites, which were among the secret weapons of the German air force (or Luftwaffe). LucasArts later produced a sequel named ''Secret Weapons Over Normandy'', though it bears little similarity in terms of gameplay. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/secret-weapons-of-the-luftwaffe MobyGames]
|-id="D"
| [[Image:D floppy disk.png|150px|D]] || [[pizza joint]]
| '''''D''''' is a survival horror/puzzle game released in 1995 by WARP for the Sega Saturn, Sony PlayStation, 3DO, and PC. The game stars Laura Harris, whose father, a respected doctor, has suddenly and inexplicably gone on a killing spree. It is the first in the D series of games. Although its CGI visuals were impressive for its time, it failed to make much of an impact in the US. The game is sometimes erroneously referred to as "D's Diner", due to a mistranslation. The Japanese title for the game, "Dī no Shokutaku", literally translates to "D's Dinner Table". || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/d/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:D (video game)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="heart of china"
| [[Image:Heart of china floppy.png|150px|Heart of China]] || [[slumber party]]
| '''''Heart of China''''' is an adventure game released in 1991 by Dynamix for the Amiga, DOS and Macintosh. The game stars Jake "Lucky" Master as he rescues nurse Kate Lomax from a Warlord. Heart of China featured multiple endings, and portions of the game were played from the perpective of different characters. Heart of China also featured two arcade-style action sequences. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/heart-of-china/ MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Heart of China|Wikipedia]]
|-id="ballistix"
| [[Image:Ballistix.png|150px|Ballistix]] || [[business trip]]
| '''''Ballistix''''' is an arcade-style game released in 1989 by Psygnosis for the Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, TurboGrafx-16, and DOS. It involves manipulating a ball in order to score a goal against an opponent. By launching balls at correct angles, you can control the movements of the main ball. Gravity and friction are factors in the game, and there are also obstacles to avoid. It features one-player and two-player modes. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/ballistix/ MobyGames]
|-id="gamma force"
| [[Image:gammaforcefloppy.png|150px|Gamma Force]] || [[environment]]
| '''''Gamma Force (in Pit of a Thousand Screams)''''' is an interactive comic book released in 1988 by Infocom for the Commodore 64 and DOS.|| [http://www.mobygames.com/game/gamma-force-in-pit-of-a-thousand-screams/ MobyGames]
|-id="4-D boxing"
| [[Image:4-D boxing floppy.png|150px|4-D Boxing]] || [[winter pool]]
| '''''4-D Boxing''''' is a boxing simulation game released in 1991 by Mindscape for the Amiga, Atari ST, DOS, and Macintosh. It aims to emulate the sport with great realism. Its 3-D graphics were very detailed for the time, but it included a stick figure mode for less powerful machines that couldn't support such graphics. Players can create their own boxer and choose between attributes of speed, power, and stamina. Opponents become increasingly difficult as the game progresses. Different tactics such as dodging and counter-attacking can be used to defeat these opponents. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/4-d-boxing/ MobyGames]
|-id="monkey island"
| [[Image:monkey island floppy.png|150px|Monkey Island]] || [[pet show]]
|| '''''Monkey Island''''' is the collective name given to a series of four graphical adventure games produced and published by LucasArts. The games follow the misadventures of the hapless Guybrush Threepwood as he struggles to become the most notorious pirate in the Caribbean, defeat the plans of the evil undead pirate LeChuck and win the heart of governor Elaine Marley. Each game's plot usually involves the mysterious Monkey Island and its impenetrable secrets.|| [[Wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="return to zork"
| [[Image:Return to zork floppy.png|150px|Return to Zork]] || [[licensed]]
|| '''''Return to Zork''''' is a 1993 adventure game in the Zork series for the PC and Apple Macintosh. It was developed by Activision and was the final Zork game to be published under the Infocom label. Unlike the previous games in the Zork franchise, which were text adventures, Return to Zork takes place from a first-person perspective and makes use of video-captured actors as well as detailed graphics; a point-and-click interface replaced the text parser for the first time in a Zork game. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/return-to-zork MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Return to Zork|Wikipedia]]
|-id="relentless"
| [[Image:relentless floppy.png|150px|Relentless]] || [[shapeshifter]]
|| '''''Relentless''''' is a PC game made by Adeline Software International and first released at the end of 1994. It was also released as Little Big Adventure. The name of the game is an oxymoron. Little Big Adventure is viewed from a pseudo 3D isometric perspective (the game field is rotated 45 degrees). All characters and vehicles in the game, including some props in the world, are real 3D polygon-based objects, allowing for full rotation and movement abilities. || [[Wikipedia:Little Big Adventure|Wikipedia]]
|-id="mutant league football"
| [[Image:Floppy_rated.png|150px|Mutant League Football]] || [[rated]]
|| '''''Mutant League Football''''' was a game developed by Electronic Arts and released for the Sega Genesis in 1993. The game takes place in a post-apocalyptic world where conventional warfare has largely been replaced by an extremely violent version of American football. The players can play on football teams composed of aliens, skeletons, robots, trolls, and super-humans while dodging obstacles such as fire pits, landmines, and holes in the ground that send the players into outer space. ||
[[Wikipedia:Mutant League Football|Wikipedia]]
|-id="flashback"
| [[Image:flashback floppy.png|150px|Flashback]] || [[your edge]]
|| '''''Flashback: The Quest for Identity''''' is a an action platformer made by Delphine Software in 1992 for the Amiga, and later ported to several other computer platforms and home consoles, making it one of the most widely available games in existence. Players control Conrad Hart, an agent who is working to uncover a conspiracy involving aliens who are posing as humans in society. Similar to ''Out of this World'', also by Delphine, character animation is rotoscoped to look extremely fluid. Gameplay is very similar to ''Prince of Persia'', but with firearms. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/flashback-the-quest-for-identity MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Flashback (computer game)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="rama"
| [[Image:rama floppy.png|150px|Rama]] || [[magic trick]]
|| '''''Rama''''' is a puzzle-heavy first-person adventure game developed and published by Sierra Entertainment in 1996 for Microsoft Windows and Apple Macintosh. Made in collaboration with the authors, it is an adaptation of Arthur C. Clark and Gentry Lee's novel ''Rama II'', and shipped exclusively on three CD-ROM discs. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/rama MobyGames] [[Wikipedia:Rama (video game)|Wikipedia]]
|-id="edgarware"
| ''No image available.'' || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|| First mentioned in [[virus]], Strong Bad has a complete suite of '''''[[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]]''''' software that includes "anti-spam, anti-virus, anti-malware, anti-mail, anti-productivity, and antidisestablishmentarianism software." The floppy disks themselves seem to keep the "P. Quest" label from [[Homestar Ruiner]]. ||
|-id="duck pond"
| [[Image:duck pond floppy.png|150px|Duck Pond]] || [[email thunder]]
|| '''''[[Duck Pond]]''''' is a duck pond simulator that debuted in the Strong Bad Email [[duck pond]]. The [[Atari 2600]] version of the game was [[Videlectrix]]'s debut. ||
|-id="megarace"
| [[File:mega race floppy.png|150px|Mega Race]] || [[hremail 3184]]
|| '''''Megarace''''' was a racing game created by Cryo Interactive in 1994 for MS-DOS, the Sega CD, and the 3DO. Hosted by Lance Boyle, it features virtual reality racing, using various futuristic race cars and tracks. || [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sega-cd/megarace MobyGames] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/home/565167.html GameFAQs] [[Wikipedia:MegaRace|Wikipedia]]
|}
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The Cheat's Character Video

2009-07-07T05:00:33Z

Stinkoman K:

<noinclude>{{toonnav|Character Video|vcr_cheat|Strong Bad's Character Video|Strong Mad's Character Video}}

[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]

The Cheat talks, via subtitles.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' July 14, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:58

'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!!
</noinclude>
==Transcript==

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his [[gold tooth]] and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
Meh!

''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''<noinclude>

==External Links==
{{extlinks|vcr_cheat|}}

{{charvids}}
</noinclude>

The Cheat's Character Video

2009-07-07T05:00:21Z

Stinkoman K:

<noinclude>{{toonnav|Character Video|vcr_cheat|Strong Bad's Character Video|Strong Mad's Character Video}}

[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]

The Cheat talks, via subtitles.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' July 14, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:58

'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!!

</noinclude>
==Transcript==

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his [[gold tooth]] and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
Meh!

''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''<noinclude>

==External Links==
{{extlinks|vcr_cheat|}}

{{charvids}}
</noinclude>

Sickly Sam's Big Outing

2009-07-07T01:50:37Z

Stinkoman K: /* Trivia */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|bigouting|Sloshybowl|Rotten Eggs}}
[[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]]
The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date. In ''a'' color!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Unnamed Characters|The Rest]], {{film|Strong Man}}, {{film|The Sneak}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, [[Dee]]

'''Places:''' "Skid Row", Someone's House, [[The Football Field]], [[Saw Mill]], The Boardwalk, Inside Sickly Sam, [[Glue Factory|The Glue Factory]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 11, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:47

'''Page Title:''' Listen Up Short Children!!

==Transcript==
''{Open on a shot of an old-timey radio. As the announcer talks, cartoon lightning bolts fly out of the speakers.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Listen up, short children!

''{Cut to a title card for "Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum", with Mr. Shmallow dancing in the middle of the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum! In ''a'' color!

''{A speech bubble reading "A COLOR!" in pink appears, pointing to Mr. Shmallow. Iris wipe to a title shot of each character as the announcer introduces them.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Featuring The Homestar Runner!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' His best gal, Marzipan!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{gasps}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{boos}''

''{The last title shot features a robot, an alien, and an eel-like creature.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest!

'''AUDIENCE:''' Huh?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!

''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text "Sickly Sam's Big Outing" and "Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez". Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid row.

''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled "SOME HAMS".}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid ro—

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.

''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Up and at 'em.

''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words "AS-" and then "ASBESTOS".}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' You need some dentifrice!

''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're s'pose go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.

''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh? The only date he has is with the glue factory! ''{musical sting}'' Which I will sell him to! ''{musical sting}'' For money! ''{musical sting}''

''{cut to a room with The Homestar Runner and Sickly Sam inside}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack.

''{The door is knocked}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, the doorbe—''{the scene quickly cuts to the same spot; however, The Homestar Runner's entire body is turned towards the door}'' There's a knock at the door.

''{The Homestar Runner opens the door. The Sneak is on the other side, holding up a telegram.}''

'''THE SNEAK:''' Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Sneak. Boot!

''{The Homestar Runner boots The Sneak off into the distance}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This Honest Telegram says to meet your hot date down at the Boardwalk.

''{The telegram is displayed in The Homestar Runner's hands.}''

<blockquote>HONEST TELEGRAM
 
Dearest Dead Kid (stop)
Please meet for good times (stop)
at the Boardwalk. (stop)
 
-Hottessa Date
</blockquote>

'''SICKLY SAM:''' Am I gonna make romance?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{placing a bow tie on Sickly Sam}'' Now let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses.

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I do believe you've spic'd my span.

''{The bow tie turns into a vampire bat and flies away with a Dracula-esque "bleh". Sickly Sam is now in a room with Marzipan, and the "Do a Dance" music is playing.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug! Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees!

''{Sickly Sam starts doing the Charleston. After a short time his legs fall off, but he keeps dancing for a few seconds until his body falls to the ground. Sickly Sam is now on the football field with The Homestar Runner and Fort Wayne Locomotive.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk? Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion.

'''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way, like you're facin' the defense of the ''{holding flag}'' Sheboygan Booteaters! Dames is trouble! T-R-U-double-E-Bubble! ''{the camera zooms in as he spells "trouble", and the letters appear at the bottom of the screen as he says them}'' Hut one, hut two, and a hike!

''{Fort Wayne Locomotive hands a football to Sickly Sam and runs away, shouting gibberish. The football deflates in Sickly Sam's hands, and The Homestar Runner begins to walk away. Sickly Sam and The Homestar Runner are now in front of Bubs's cart, labeled "The Depot on Wheels!", with a handwritten sign reading "Fowlers 8bits/doz."}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're almost ready, Sickly Sam. Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal... ''{The Homestar Runner's body begins to spin and his legs twist, pushing him upward. The camera zooms out as he keeps going up and off the panel, and he then abruptly snaps back down to the ground.}'' ...bouquet.

'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Take a whiff.

''{He holds the bouquet in front of Sickly Sam. He takes a whiff, causing the flowers to combust into flames and set the rest of the flowers on fire. The entire film catches fire and burns away from the screen. The soundtrack cuts out abruptly, and after a couple of seconds of white screen, the scene cuts to Strong Bad laughing evilly as The Homestar Runner and Marzipan, tied up, slowly move along a conveyor belt toward a giant spinning sawblade. The scene then disappears and we see Sickly Sam, wearing a little hat with a flower on it, holding a box of 'Chockle,' standing on a wooden boardwalk, with a Coney-Island-style amusement park on a pier in the sunset in the background. Two very fake-looking birds 'fly' by, one from the left and one from the right, hanging from wires.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I'm havin' a time.

''{Cut to another section of the boardwalk, with Strong Bad, Strong Man, and the Sneak.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys! Remember the plan! Step One: give him the business!

''{Strong Man flexes his muscles and the Sneak's nose wiggles sneakily.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Step Two: cocktails in the parlor! We shan't get foiled again!

''{Strong Man exits stage left, jumping out of the side of the frame and into the frame with Sickly Sam. He crashes through the wooden boards, leaving a jagged hole, from which three board-mounted 'shark fins' roil and dance greedily, as if invisible wooden sharks were feeding on him.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' What a pleasant hole.

''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam, who looks into the hole.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I can't say 'nough good things about this hole.

''{Camera moves to boardwalk railing, along which the Sneak is sneaking, with a Big Knife held in his twirly tail. He poises his tail to strike like a scorpion, but is attacked by four wire-hung seagulls which caw and screech as they 'attack' him. They carry him into the distant background and drop him into the water. Cut to Strong Bad, who jumps into the frame from stage right and threatens Sickly Sam with a revolver as he speaks.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses, you bone-legged boob! I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola! So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack!

''{Sickly Sam reaches out an improbably long right arm, opens his mouth, and, seizing Strong Bad by the head, slowly swallows him feet first. Strong Bad flings his pistol into the water in surprise.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!

''{Strong Bad is mustache-deep in Sickly Sam's mouth by now}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!

''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{gulps}'' This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life!

''{Circle wipe from black screen to interior of Sickly Sam's torso. More dramatic organ music plays. There is a barrel, a shovel, a jug marked 'XXX,' and a Parcheesi board with a few tokens on it.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette? What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?

''{Fade out on Strong Bad shaking his fist in frustration. Organ music plays. Fade in on a smiling Sickly Sam standing in front of a glue factory. His left arm hugs a skinny, bony swaybacked horse with two enormous buck teeth, scraggly hair and a few strands of hair where a tail should be, wearing Far-Side-style ladies' glasses and a nametag labeled "Dee".}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I've finally found the love of a lifetime.

''{A big, beating pink heart appears over Dee's head. She leans into Sickly Sam's tender embrace as we circle-wipe to black. Only the heart is left above the words 'The End.' The organ music plays a final tune as the heart falls onto the lettering. The controls 'back?' and 'again?' appear.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia: Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] was a type of variety theater popular in the early 20th century, featuring comedians, musicians, and assorted other acts.
*A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and often other drugs.
*The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as "[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]", a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to take on a sickle-shape.
*A [[Wikipedia:Dentifrice|dentifrice]] is a means of maintaining oral hygiene, such as toothpaste or mouthwash.
*[[Wikipedia:Asbestos|Asbestos]] is a mineral compound that was used to make things like roofing, fireproofing and gaskets. After discovering asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, they have been banned from many countries since the mid-1980s.
* [[Wikipedia: Sheboygan, Wisconsin|Sheboygan]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]].
*Dressed to the five and three-quarters is a toned-down version of [[Wiktionary:dressed to the nines|dressed to the nines]]. The phrase refers to someone who is sharply dressed.
*Selling Sickly Sam to the glue factory refers to the practice of using animal connective tissue and bones to make [[Wikipedia:Animal glue|animal glue]]. The animal in question is usually a [[horse]].
*Early 20th century films would be partially colorized in some parts of certain scenes for emphasis. This colorization would have to be done after the film was already made.
*"[[Wikipedia:Two_bits|8 bits]]" is slang expression for "one dollar".
*To "[http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/cut+a+rug.html cut a rug]" is a slang expression meaning "to dance".
*"[[wiktionary:bee's knees|The bee's knees]]" is a slang expression used to denote something outstanding or excellent.
*[[wikipedia:Parcheesi|Parcheesi]] is a game played with two dice, and the goal is to move each of the pawns to the center space.

===Trivia===
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon since 2004's [[That A Ghost]].
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to include a color.
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to not include [[Fat Dudley]] in the storyline.
*This is the first cartoon in which [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] says anything.
**This is the first time the Fort Wayne Locomotive is made an official Old-Timey character, having previously been a background character. It is also the first time his name is officially used in a cartoon. The only other time he had been referred to by that name was in the commentary for [[Ballad of the Sneak]].
*This cartoon reveals that [[The Sneak]] can indeed talk.

===Remarks===
*In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink.
*"Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez" sounds similar to "based on the comedic stylings of [[Lil' Strong Bad]]" from [[theme song]].
*As The Homestar Runner gets the telegram it says "SUPER MODERN TELEGRAM," but as he reads it it says "HONEST TELEGRAM."
*The first color films appeared in the late 1920s, but experimental color films (which this resembles) with only part of the scene colorized or tinted, were done as early as the first decade of the 20th century.
*Fort Wayne Locomotive pulls the Sheboygan Booteaters flag out of [[hammerspace]].
*In the Honest Telegram, the word (STOP) is placed at the end of each line. This is syntactically incorrect, for (STOP) was used to indicate a period in telegrams (since punctuation marks cost extra), causing each line to be a sentence in itself. Also, the period in the last line makes the (STOP) redundant.

===Goofs===
*When Old Timey Strong Bad jumps in on the boardwalk, Sickly Sam's hat and [[chocolate]] disappear.
*Old-Timey Strong Bad's outline is visible on Sickly Sam and on the boardwalk when he is being eaten.
**Plus, in the close-up of the being eaten, his shoe lines are visible through his other shoe.
*During the scene in the Saw Mill, a little part of Marzipan's eye vanishes on alternate frames.

===Inside References===
* This toon includes an instance of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Sneak]].
* At one point, The Sneak holds a [[Big Knife]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]].
* "The Homestar Runner Progrum" is another instance of a [[progrum]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a "thousandaire", a reference to [[suntan]].
* The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]].
* Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]], the [[Wikipedia: Charleston (dance)| Charleston]].
* Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]].
* Sickly Sam eating Strong Bad is another instance of [[eating non-food items]].
* The flower cart is called a "Depot on Wheels" because Old-Timey Bubs was previously seen staffing the [[Parsnip Depot]] in Parsnips A-Plenty.
* Fort Wayne Locomotive gives advice about women and relationships, as does his modern counterpart, [[Coach Z]], in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
* The show being in "a color!" is an example of using the [[singular instead of plural]].

===Real-World References===
* "C'mon Jackson, cut yourself a slice of rug!" is a quote from the 1945 [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon [[Wikipedia:Hare Tonic|Hare Tonic]] with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.
*The note on the side of the Honest Telegram "X-11ish" a reference to [[wikipedia:X_Window_System|X-11 Window System]]. The telegram also contains an ambiguous [[wikipedia:Truth_table|Truth Table]].
*The sound and side-to-side movements of The Fort Wayne Locomotive are identical to those of the player in the handheld game [http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Tiger/ElectronicFootball.htm Tiger Electronic Football]
* "And The Rest" at the end of the introduction of characters is a reference to the theme of the first season of [[wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]].
*[[Wikipedia:Spic and Span|Spic and Span]] is a cleaning product marketed by [[Wikipedia:Procter & Gamble|Procter & Gamble]] from 1945 to 2001. The name was derived from a phrase meaning "extremely clean".

==External Links==
*[[HR:bigouting.html|watch "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[HR:bigouting.swf|view the Flash file for "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[Forum:13557|forum thread re: Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Old-Timey]]

Subtitles:sbemail87/en

2009-07-07T01:40:52Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|mile}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail87.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="52" speaker="strongbad">And I pretend that it's made of money—</line>
<line start="55" end="125" speaker="strongbad">Er... Oh! Um... Look, uh, I'm not doin' one this week.</line>
<line start="141" end="228" speaker="strongbad">Yeah... not doin' one. So... bye.</line>
<line start="235" end="270" speaker="strongbad">And I pretend that it's made of money...</line>
<line start="332" end="375" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="416" end="465" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—</line>
<line start="466" end="539" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Can you run a mile. Seb, The Lodge, Minnesota"</line>
<line start="555" end="617" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">You'd better believe it, Seb, I can ride I can do cartwheels for a mile.</line>
<line start="621" end="647" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Ready and one and set and go!</line>
<line start="671" end="705" speaker="announcer" voiceover="very yes">TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.</line>
<line start="707" end="722" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Here I go.</line>
<line start="731" end="762" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Here I go again on my own.</line>
<line start="780" end="824" speaker="pbtcbubs">Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!</line>
<line start="842" end="877" speaker="pbtcmarzipan">Keep it up, Strong Bad. Keep up the pace!</line>
<line start="878" end="900" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Thanks for cheering me on.</line>
<line start="935" end="980" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Halfway to go, I have to break through this brick wall!</line>
<line start="1046" end="1065" speaker="pbtchomestar">Kick it out, b-hand.</line>
<line start="1134" end="1187" speaker="pbtccoachz">Mr. Strong Bad, you won the mile. How did— what's your secret?</line>
<line start="1192" end="1203" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1277" speaker="all">The Cheat is a millionaire! A parade for The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1444" end="1495" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring The Cheat,</line>
<line start="1501" end="1548" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own.</line>
<line start="1554" end="1586" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">He can be the Grand... Marshal.</line>
<line start="1591" end="1639" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">He's also available for proms and pizza parties.</line>
<line start="1649" end="1728" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice time!</line>
<line start="1760" end="1772" speaker="pbtcstrongbad" voiceover="very yes">Preorr!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:parsnips/en

2009-07-07T01:34:55Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Parsnips A-Plenty}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="parnsips.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="85">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>old-fashioned projector background noise throughout</sfx>
</line>
<line start="85" end="280" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="280" end="290" speaker="thehomestar">Let's make soup.</line>
<line start="312" end="318" speaker="oldmarzipan">What type?</line>
<line start="334" end="364" speaker="fatdudley">musical noises</line>
<line start="371" end="394" speaker="thehomestar">Parsnip soup it is.</line>
<line start="428" end="437" speaker="oldmarzipan">Let's make soup.</line>
<line start="443" end="490" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="490" end="553" speaker="oldstrongbad">Parsnip soup, eh? We'll make parsnip pie!</line>
<line start="554" end="570" speaker="strongman">RRAAAAHH!</line>
<line start="603" end="627" speaker="thehomestar">This must be the day-po.</line>
<line start="665" end="692" speaker="oldstrongbad">Ahahaha!</line>
<line start="716" end="731" speaker="sfx">rattling</line>
<line start="741" end="767" speaker="oldmarzipan">Parsnips, please.</line>
<line start="772" end="788"><oldbubs>We're all out.</oldbubs></line>
<line start="788" end="800"><oldbubs>We're all out.</oldbubs><sfx>rattling</sfx></line>
<line start="830" end="868" speaker="thehomestar">Where have all the parsnips gone?</line>
<line start="872" end="897" speaker="fatdudley">musical noises</line>
<line start="898" end="923" speaker="oldstrongbad">AHAHAHA!!</line>
<line start="933" end="951" speaker="thehomestar">Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="953" end="984" speaker="oldstrongbad">Now we'll have our parsnip pie,</line>
<line start="985" end="1019" speaker="oldstrongbad">and The Homestar Runner will go hungry!</line>
<line start="1020" end="1042" speaker="oldstrongbad">It's curtains for you!</line>
<line start="1064" end="1080" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1084" end="1104" speaker="oldstrongbad">We'll have a duel!</line>
<line start="1106" end="1120" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1132" end="1150" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1150" end="1186" speaker="oldstrongbad">Five paces, turn and fire!</line>
<line start="1187" end="1198" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1222" end="1228" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="1228" end="1259" speaker="oldstrongbad">AAAAHHHH!!</line>
<line start="1260" end="1287">
<all>YAY!</all>
<strongman>RARR!</strongman>
</line>
<line start="1289" end="1311" speaker="oldstrongbad">BOO!</line>
<line start="1320" end="1334" speaker="thehomestar">Now I'll do a dance.</line>
<line start="1341" end="1404" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1429" end="1464" speaker="oldmarzipan">How's the soup?</line>
<line start="1464" end="1520" speaker="thehomestar" sfx="sfx">swallowing, gagging and then spitting noises</line>
<line start="1530" end="1568" speaker="sicklysam">Can you spare any mush for me?</line>
<line start="1568" end="1587" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Sorry, Sickly Sam,</line>
<line start="1587" end="1635" speaker="thehomestar">I wish you'd leave us alone.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1660" speaker="sfx">poof</line>
<line start="1664" end="1728" speaker="thehomestar">Fat Dudley, you're all wet.</line>
<line start="1759" end="1766" speaker="sfx">ding</line>

<line start="1823" end="1842" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses!</line>
<line start="1842" end="1877" speaker="oldstrongbad">I've gone to Hell!</line>
<line start="1877" end="1906" speaker="oldstrongbad">How unfortunate!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:parsnips/en

2009-07-07T01:33:18Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Parsnips A-Plenty}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="parnsips.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="85">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>old-fashioned projector background noise throughout</sfx>
</line>
<line start="85" end="280" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="280" end="290" speaker="thehomestar">Let's make soup.</line>
<line start="312" end="318" speaker="oldmarzipan">What type?</line>
<line start="334" end="364" speaker="fatdudley">musical noises</line>
<line start="371" end="394" speaker="thehomestar">Parsnip soup it is.</line>
<line start="428" end="437" speaker="oldmarzipan">Let's make soup.</line>
<line start="443" end="490" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="490" end="553" speaker="oldstrongbad">Parsnip soup, eh? We'll make parsnip pie!</line>
<line start="554" end="570" speaker="strongman">RRAAAAHH!</line>
<line start="603" end="627" speaker="thehomestar">This must be the day-po.</line>
<line start="665" end="692" speaker="oldstrongbad">Ahahaha!</line>
<line start="716" end="731" speaker="sfx">rattling</line>
<line start="741" end="767" speaker="oldmarzipan">Parsnips, please.</line>
<line start="772" end="788"><oldbubs>We're all out.</oldbubs></line>
<line start="788" end="800"><oldbubs>We're all out.</oldbubs><sfx>rattling</sfx></line>
<line start="830" end="868" speaker="thehomestar">Where have all the parsnips gone?</line>
<line start="872" end="897" speaker="fatdudley">musical noises</line>
<line start="898" end="923" speaker="oldstrongbad">AHAHAHA!!</line>
<line start="933" end="951" speaker="thehomestar">Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="953" end="984" speaker="oldstrongbad">Now we'll have our parsnip pie,</line>
<line start="985" end="1019" speaker="oldstrongbad">and The Homestar Runner will go hungry!</line>
<line start="1020" end="1042" speaker="oldstrongbad">It's curtains for you!</line>
<line start="1064" end="1080" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1084" end="1104" speaker="oldstrongbad">We'll have a duel!</line>
<line start="1106" end="1120" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1132" end="1150" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1150" end="1186" speaker="oldstrongbad">Five paces, turn and fire!</line>
<line start="1187" end="1198" speaker="thehomestar">What?</line>
<line start="1222" end="1228" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="1228" end="1259" speaker="oldstrongbad">AAAAHHHH!!</line>
<line start="1260" end="1287">
<all>YAY!</all>
<strongman>RARR!</strongman>
</line>
<line start="1289" end="1311" speaker="oldstrongbad">BOO!</line>
<line start="1316" end="1334" speaker="thehomestar">Now I'll do a dance.</line>
<line start="1341" end="1404" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1429" end="1464" speaker="oldmarzipan">How's the soup?</line>
<line start="1464" end="1520" speaker="thehomestar" sfx="sfx">swallowing, gagging and then spitting noises</line>
<line start="1530" end="1568" speaker="sicklysam">Can you spare any mush for me?</line>
<line start="1568" end="1587" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Sorry, Sickly Sam,</line>
<line start="1587" end="1635" speaker="thehomestar">I wish you'd leave us alone.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1660" speaker="sfx">poof</line>
<line start="1664" end="1728" speaker="thehomestar">Fat Dudley, you're all wet.</line>
<line start="1759" end="1766" speaker="sfx">ding</line>

<line start="1823" end="1842" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses!</line>
<line start="1842" end="1877" speaker="oldstrongbad">I've gone to Hell!</line>
<line start="1877" end="1906" speaker="oldstrongbad">How unfortunate!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail38/en

2009-07-06T22:57:56Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|helium}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="29"><sfx>imitating a racecar</sfx><strongbad>Emaillll...</strongbad></line>
<line start="30" end="48" speaker="strongbad">eeeemailll...</line>
<line start="49" end="70" speaker="strongbad">eeemmailll...</line>
<line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="90" end="118" speaker="strongbad">"What do you sound like when you breathe helium?"</line>
<line start="119" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Shack, Whittier"</line>
<line start="143" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Oh I dunno, Shaq. I haven't done that in a while.</line>
<line start="185" end="247" speaker="strongbad">Though I think we have some leftover balloons from a party we threw last night. Lemme see.</line>
<line start="248" end="258" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="259" end="270" speaker="sfx">inhaling helium</line>
<line start="277" end="298"><strongbad sfx="sfx">in a high-pitched voice</strongbad><strongbad>Hey guys! How do you like my sounds?</strongbad></line>
<line start="300" end="326" >
<strongmad>(laughs)</strongmad>
<strongbad>Pretty great, huh?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="327" end="361" speaker="strongbad">I sound like...one of the Golden Girls.</line>
<line start="362" end="420" speaker="strongbad">Or, like, some type a guy who might... sing a song. You know like...</line>
<line start="421" end="486" speaker="strongbad">"Welcome to the High Voice Crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!</line>
<line start="487" end="526" speaker="strongbad">When you've got a high voice, you don't have a choice,</line>
<line start="527" end="589"><strongbad sfx="sfx">gradually descends to his regular tone</strongbad><strongbad>your voice is high all the time. Welcome to the High Vo..."</strongbad></line>
<line start="590" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I guess... I got kicked out of the High Voice Crew.</line>
<line start="641" end="681" speaker="strongmad">MEEEE. MEEEEEEEE!</line>
<line start="682" end="692" speaker="sfx">inhaling helium</line>
<line start="693" end="765"><strongmad sfx="sfx">his voice doesn't change</strongmad><strongmad>THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!!</strongmad></line>
<line start="766" end="799" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that's a pretty funny one, big guy.</line>
<line start="803" end="828">
<sfx>inhaling helium</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="829" end="880" speaker="strongbad">Aagghh... I've got a wicked head rush.</line>
<line start="881" end="916" speaker="homestar">So from then on, it was pork and beans.</line>
<line start="917" end="939" speaker="marzipan">I don't know if that's entirely healthy.</line>
<line start="940" end="980" speaker="homestar">Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.</line>
<line start="981" end="1015" speaker="marzipan"> Homestar, I think that bird is The Cheat. </line>
<line start="1016" end="1065" speaker="homestar">No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man.</line>
<line start="1066" end="1090" speaker="homestar">That is an ugly bird.</line>
<line start="1090" end="1100" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition

2009-07-06T21:53:08Z

Stinkoman K:

[[Image:SteakSandwich.PNG|thumb|right|''Beverly Clearly'' his computer.]]
The '''Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition''' was to be [[Strong Bad]]'s replacement for the [[Lappy 486]], to commemorate his return to answering emails. In an introduction parodying the Lappy's own in [[animal]], Strong Bad outlined the capabilities of this "processing wonder horse", including sauteed onions and grilled mushrooms, before he realized that it was just a [[steak]] sandwich.

Soon after Strong Bad decided to answer one more email with the Lappy, the sandwich was stolen by [[Senor Cardgage]], claiming that the Steak Sandwich was ''his'' computer.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[hremail3184]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

User:Stinkoman K

2009-07-06T16:30:52Z

Stinkoman K:

{{User:Stinkoman K/userboxes}}

{{soft redirect|[[HRFWiki:User:Stinkoman K]]}}

I'm just some guy from the Fanstuff Wiki that joined years ago and none of you know cause I never did anything around here. Yeah.
==Awesome Siggy==
{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}

==Major Contributions==
I don't do much here, but here's some stuff I do:
*I used to do [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] alot, because I could pick logical fun facts and facts that are actually ''fun''.
*I also plug in a few fun facts myself. Some people just can't find a reference.
*Other than that, I just fix grammatical errors or coding errors.

===My Subtitled Toons===
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]]
*[[The Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Meet Marshie]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[senior prom]] (1/3 of it)
*[[Legal]] (It's just "Bo-ring!" :P )
*[[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]

==My Favorite Quotations==

*'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Look, Bubs has no arms, Matt! He has no arms!! Who were [[Homestarloween Party#Commentary Transcript|we fooling?!]]
*'''COACH Z:''' Is [pfargtl] a word?
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Does it ''sound'' like a word?
**'''COACH Z:''' I don't know. I only [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|know a few]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' This has been the most boring week I ever spent [[Strong Badia the Free|not in a coma]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' [[pet show|POTATOES!!!]]
*'''STINKOMAN:''' BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! Ugghh...
*'''BUBS:''' I'm a public flasher!
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, right, there's [[licensed|no nudity]] under there.

User:Stinkoman K/userboxes

2009-07-06T16:30:08Z

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User:Stinkoman K

2009-07-06T16:29:36Z

Stinkoman K:

{{soft redirect|[[HRFWiki:User:Stinkoman K]]}}

{{User:Stinkoman K/userboxes}}

I'm just some guy from the Fanstuff Wiki that joined years ago and none of you know cause I never did anything around here. Yeah.
==Awesome Siggy==
{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}

==Major Contributions==
I don't do much here, but here's some stuff I do:
*I used to do [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] alot, because I could pick logical fun facts and facts that are actually ''fun''.
*I also plug in a few fun facts myself. Some people just can't find a reference.
*Other than that, I just fix grammatical errors or coding errors.

===My Subtitled Toons===
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]]
*[[The Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Meet Marshie]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[senior prom]] (1/3 of it)
*[[Legal]] (It's just "Bo-ring!" :P )
*[[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]

==My Favorite Quotations==

*'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Look, Bubs has no arms, Matt! He has no arms!! Who were [[Homestarloween Party#Commentary Transcript|we fooling?!]]
*'''COACH Z:''' Is [pfargtl] a word?
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Does it ''sound'' like a word?
**'''COACH Z:''' I don't know. I only [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|know a few]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' This has been the most boring week I ever spent [[Strong Badia the Free|not in a coma]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' [[pet show|POTATOES!!!]]
*'''STINKOMAN:''' BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! Ugghh...
*'''BUBS:''' I'm a public flasher!
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, right, there's [[licensed|no nudity]] under there.

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T07:31:53Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:h*r loading screen.png|thumb|"It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen..."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Visor Robot]], {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Fat Bluebird]], {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Limozeen]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal "H-star-R" logo spinning. The music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon is just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...this cartoon...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A pant load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...loading screens...

'''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon is just all the loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's the loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading...

''{Both Homestar and Strong Bad stop as Coach Z starts}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me have you seen all that the load can bring? Just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat. Dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z that remains to be seen. Yo Homestar, come and peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rapping}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? Don't your friends remember that loading screen? Maybe you should tell 'em all about that loading screen.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon is just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon is just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.
*There are a total of 101 loading screens shown, including this toon's loading screen.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==See Also==
* The [[Loading Screens Visuals|Visuals]] that occur during this short.

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]
*[[Forum:15647|forum thread re: "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Subtitles:loadingscreens/en

2009-07-06T07:31:39Z

Stinkoman K:

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Loading Screens Visuals

2009-07-06T06:31:06Z

Stinkoman K: Alright, I'm done for now. Hope this helped.

These are the many different Loading Screens seen during the short [[Loading Screens]].

== List of Loading Screens (In Order) ==

* Loading Screen (from Loading Screens)
* Spinning Logo used generically
* Bulletin Board & Pins (from [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
* Couch (from [[Quality Time]])
* Tarot Card (from [[Jibblies 2]])
* Tangerine Dreams Desktop (from [[weird dream]])
* Ceiling of the Basement of the Brothers Strong (from [[Toikey TV]])
* Sharp "Comin' Up" (from [[The Cheatar]])
* Bag of Marshmallows (from [[The Luau]])
* Yearbook (from [[Yearbook Character Page]])
* Curtains (from [[The Reddest Radish]])
* Visor Robot (from [[Everybody to the Limit]])
* Sand (from [[Somber Vacation]])
* "Loading" flashing (used in all the [[Old-Timey]] cartoons)
* Air Pump (from [[Drive-Thru]])
* Clapperboard (from [[First Time Here?]])
* Bread (from [[Where's The Cheat?]])
* Shadow of a Tree (from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
* Rhythm Synthesizer (from [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
* Flashing Loading (from [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]])
* Diner Table (from [[No Hands On Deck!]])
* Coach Z and Bubs on Lawn Chairs (from [[Happy Fireworks!]])
* Old Timey "Loading" (from [[Mr. Shmallow]])
* Paper Bag (from [[Costume Commercial]])
* Burst of Red (from [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
* Drawing of Strong Bad (from [[DNA Evidence]])
* Blue Curtains (from [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
* Cursive Writing Under Drawing of Strong Bad (from DNA Evidence)
* Bubs' Roof Display Reading "Loading" (from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
* Racing Track (from [[Coach Z's 110%]])
* "Loading the Halloween Deal" (from [[Homestarloween Party]])
* Hanging Rope (from [[A Folky Tale]])
* [[Teen Girl Squad]] Loading Screen
* King of Town (from [[The King Of Town DVD Old Version]])
* Newspaper (from [[Senor Mortgage]])
* Grape (from [[Strongest Man in the World]])
* Pumpkin (from [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
* Stencil Loading (from ________)
* Reloading (from [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]])
* And Now, A Word from Our Sponsor (from [[Strong Bad Sings]])
* Needlepoint (from [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
* LOAD (from [[Trudgemank]])
* Dark Room (from [[Halloween Potion-ma-Jig]])
* Pile of Newspapers (from [[Happy Hallow-Day]])
* Red-Orange-Yellow Shades (from _______)
* Snowing At Night (from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
* Scoreboard (from [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Time Clock (from [[Weclome Back]])
* Loadry (from [[Rap Song]])
* Loading, Friend (from [[Ever and More]])
* Wood Paneling with Orange Carpet (from [[Senorial Day]])
* Pom Pom Snowman (from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
* TV Test Screen (from [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
* Spooky Burst of Red (from [[Malloween Commercial]])
* Sloppy "comin' up" (from ______)
* The Field in Autumn (from [[Fall Float Parade]])

{{stub}}

Loading Screens Visuals

2009-07-06T06:22:46Z

Stinkoman K:

These are the many different Loading Screens seen during the short [[Loading Screens]].

== List of Loading Screens (In Order) ==

* Loading Screen (from Loading Screens)
* Spinning Logo used generically
* Bulletin Board & Pins (from [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
* Couch (from [[Quality Time]])
* Tarot Card (from [[Jibblies 2]])
* Tangerine Dreams Desktop (from [[weird dream]])
* Ceiling of the Basement of the Brothers Strong (from [[Toikey TV]])
* Sharp "Comin' Up" (from [[The Cheatar]])
* Bag of Marshmallows (from [[The Luau]])
* Yearbook (from [[Yearbook Character Page]])
* Curtains (from [[The Reddest Radish]])
* Visor Robot (from [[Everybody to the Limit]])
* Sand (from [[Somber Vacation]])
* "Loading" flashing (used in all the [[Old-Timey]] cartoons)
* Air Pump (from [[Drive-Thru]])
* Clapperboard (from [[First Time Here?]]
* Bread (from [[Where's The Cheat?]])
* Shadow of a Tree (from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
* Rhythm Synthesizer (from [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
* Flashing Loading (from [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]])
* Diner Table (from [[No Hands On Deck!]])
* Coach Z and Bubs on Lawn Chairs (from [[Happy Fireworks!]])
* Old Timey "Loading" (from [[Mr. Shmallow]])
* Paper Bag (from [[Costume Commercial]])
* Burst of Red (from [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
* Drawing of Strong Bad (from [[DNA Evidence]])
* Blue Curtains (from [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
* Cursive Writing Under Drawing of Strong Bad (from DNA Evidence)
* Bubs' Roof Display Reading "Loading" (from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
* Racing Track (from [[Coach Z's 110%]])
* "Loading the Halloween Deal" (from [[Homestarloween Party]])
* Hanging Rope (from [[A Folky Tale]])
* [[Teen Girl Squad]] Loading Screen
* King of Town (from [[The King Of Town DVD Old Version]])
* Newspaper (from [[Senor Mortgage]])
* Grape (from [[Strongest Man in the World]])
* Pumpkin (from [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
* Stencil Loading (from ________)
* Reloading (from [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]])
* And Now, A Word from Our Sponsor (from [[Strong Bad Sings]])
* Needlepoint (from [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
* LOAD (from ________)
* Dark Room (from [[Halloween Potion-ma-Jig]])
* Pile of Newspapers (from [[Happy Hallow-Day]])
* Red-Orange-Yellow Shades (from _______)
* Snowing At Night (from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])

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User:Stinkoman K

2009-07-06T06:20:14Z

Stinkoman K:

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I'm just some guy from the Fanstuff Wiki that joined years ago and none of you know cause I never did anything around here. Yeah.
==Awesome Siggy==
{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}

==Major Contributions==
I don't do much here, but here's some stuff I do:
*I used to do [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] alot, because I could pick logical fun facts and facts that are actually ''fun''.
*I also plug in a few fun facts myself. Some people just can't find a reference.
*Other than that, I just fix grammatical errors or coding errors.

===My Subtitled Toons===
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]]
*[[The Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Meet Marshie]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[senior prom]] (1/3 of it)
*[[Legal]] (It's just "Bo-ring!" :P )
*[[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]

==My Favorite Quotations==

*'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Look, Bubs has no arms, Matt! He has no arms!! Who were [[Homestarloween Party#Commentary Transcript|we fooling?!]]
*'''COACH Z:''' Is [pfargtl] a word?
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Does it ''sound'' like a word?
**'''COACH Z:''' I don't know. I only [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|know a few]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' This has been the most boring week I ever spent [[Strong Badia the Free|not in a coma]].
*'''STRONG BAD:''' [[pet show|POTATOES!!!]]
*'''STINKOMAN:''' BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! Ugghh...
*'''BUBS:''' I'm a public flasher!
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, right, there's [[licensed|no nudity]] under there.

Loading Screens Visuals

2009-07-06T06:17:18Z

Stinkoman K:

These are the many different Loading Screens seen during the short [[Loading Screens]].

== List of Loading Screens (In Order) ==

* Loading Screen (from Loading Screens)
* Spinning Logo used generically
* Bulletin Board & Pins (from [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
* Couch (from [[Quality Time]])
* Tarot Card (from [[Jibblies 2]])
* Tangerine Dreams Desktop (from [[weird dream]])
* Ceiling of the Basement of the Brothers Strong (from [[Toikey TV]])
* Sharp "Comin' Up" (from [[The Cheatar]])
* Bag of Marshmallows (from [[The Luau]])
* Yearbook (from [[Yearbook Character Page]])
* Curtains (from [[The Reddest Radish]])
* Visor Robot (from [[Everybody to the Limit]])
* Sand (from [[Somber Vacation]])
* "Loading" flashing (used in all the [[Old-Timey]] cartoons)
* Air Pump (from [[Drive-Thru]])
* Clapperboard (from [[First Time Here?]]
* Bread (from [[Where's The Cheat?]])
* Shadow of a Tree (from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
* Rhythm Synthesiser (from [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
* Flashing Loading (from [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]])
* Diner Table (from [[No Hands On Deck!]])
* Coach Z and Bubs on Lawn Chairs (from [[Happy Fireworks!]])
* Old Timey "Loading" (from [[Mr. Shmallow]])
* Paper Bag (from [[Costume Commercial]])
* Burst of Red (from [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
* Drawing of Strong Bad (from [[DNA Evidence]])
* Blue Curtains (from [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
* Cursive Writing Under Drawing of Strong Bad (from DNA Evidence)
* Bubs' Roof Display Reading "Loading" (from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
* Racing Track (from [[Coach Z's 110%]])
* "Loading the Halloween Deal" (from [[Homestarloween Party]])
* Hanging Rope (from [[A Folky Tale]])
* [[Teen Girl Squad]] Loading Screen
* King of Town (from [[The King Of Town DVD Old Version]])
* Newspaper (from [[Senor Mortgage]])
* Grape (from [[Strongest Man in the World]])
* Pumpkin (from [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
* Stencil Loading (from ________)
* Reloading (from [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]])
* And Now, A Word from Our Sponsor (from [[Strong Bad Sings]]
* Needlepoint (from [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])

{{stub}}

Loading Screens Visuals

2009-07-06T03:44:02Z

Stinkoman K:

Loading Screens Visuals

2009-07-06T03:42:45Z

Stinkoman K:

History according to Strong Bad

2009-07-06T03:17:56Z

Stinkoman K: /* 2 years */

[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png|250px|thumb|right|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]
'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. Many times, [[Strong Bad]] presents things as historical fact that are either [[Blatant Lies|clearly false]] or that can't be verified. When relating legends, he often parodies actual historical storytelling techniques or attempts to [[Wikipedia:Historical revisionism (negationism)|revise history]] to make himself look better. He has also, on occasion, told what he has assured are future events, no matter how unlikely or far-fetched.

==Past==
The toons listed below exibit instances of [[Strong Bad]] recounting history that is questionable or clearly untrue.

===[[personal favorites]]===
Strong Bad is asked which Strong Bad Email is his favorite. Although Strong Bad says "[his] emails are like [his] childrens" (he loves them all), he proceeds to name his "personal favorites." While the first two emails he mentions ([[invisibility]] and [[gimmicks]]) exist, the rest have never been seen elsewhere. These emails include [[Bubs]] building a [[Grape-Nuts Robot|Strong Bad Robot]], Strong Bad "flying" [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while drunk on soy sauce, and [[Pom Pom]] and [[Coach Z]] knife-fighting on the [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. As a result, so many viewers have tried to find the nonexistent emails that an answer was added to the site's [[FAQ]] on the matter.
*The [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] is later seen in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] and [[hiding]].

===[[couch patch]]===
Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Coach Z]] all offer their respective memories of how the patch of tape appeared on the [[couch]] in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|basement]]. Strong Bad claims it's there because he cut the couch open to make a hiding place for his "[[Aztec]] [[gold]]" (actually oil filters), but the inside of the couch smelled horrible, so he taped over the cut to stop the smell.

===[[colonization]]===
Strong Bad explains [[Strong Badia]]'s origins. Portraying himself as a [[Wikipedia:Pilgrims|Pilgrim]] persecuted by [[Strong Sad]] for his [[egg]]-ketchuping ways, he describes leaving [[Free Country, USA]] to set up a new colony in an empty lot behind the dumpsters, owned by [[Bubs]]. In addition, Bubs is portrayed as a "strange man who had strange ways and strange odors" with an appearance resembling that of a Native American. They later celebrate Strong Badia's first Thanksgiving at a nearby picnic table with some leftover [[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] burgers.

===[[flashback]]===
Strong Bad tells the story of how he and [[Homestar Runner]] first met in a [[Original Book|children's book]]. He also offers an explanation for the origin of [[The Cheat]]. After playing tennis on [[the Moon]] with Coach Z, Strong Bad returns to Free Country, USA and comes across a large pink egg, with Homestar Runner nearby. Homestar and Strong Bad get in an argument over who owns the egg, which [[The Prince of Town]] settles by proclaiming a ten-step footrace. Homestar wins, but the Prince declares that the loser gets the egg. Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] break open the egg, finding a lifetime supply of fishsticks inside as well as a fully-grown The Cheat. Homestar verifies Strong Bad's story, but it's implied that he thinks it's actually a fictional children's book.

===[[old comics]]===
Strong Bad is asked why [[The King of Town]] has a [[Poopsmith]]. In response to this he shows comic strips (over 60 years old) featuring The King of Town and The Poopsmith (then named "Mushy Chamberpot"). Strong Bad and Homestar make cameo appearances so that [[The Castlefunnies]] can mooch off of their popularity. Strong Bad does not clarify whether his appearance in the strip was an experience ''he'' actually had, or simply a representation of him. Nevertheless, the strip was canceled the following week or so when the sole remaining reader, a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died. Later, a "[[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]]" was released, but sales were low, as the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 lasted only three days. Also, Strong Bad claims the comma was first discovered by explorer and namesake [[Sir Loodabert Comma]] and his sherpa.

===[[origins]]===
Strong Bad is asked about the origin of [[The Stick]] and whether it had always been a good place for hanging out. Strong Bad refuses to explain The Stick's origin, but does elaborate on The Stick's "hanging-out-itude". Although The Stick is presently a good meeting place, such was not always the case, particularly when [[Homestar]] held his weekly "bread sing-alongs" there. [[The Brothers Strong]] put a stop to these by holding [[The Cheat]]'s "rhythmic chain dancing recitals" at the same time and location. After Homestar's sing-alongs' popularity faded and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip, The Stick was the perfect spot for harrassing [[Marzipan]] and [[Homsar]]. Meanwhile, the Brothers Strong and The Cheat moved to an area behind Bubs' Concession Stand, where they named themselves the [[On Point Kings]], had nothing to do with guff, and, ultimately, stole [[The King of Town]]'s dunce cap, renaming it Lotionman. Strong Bad also claims he drilled the belly button into [[Strong Sad]] when he was younger and that [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] was founded after it fell on [[Mr. Bland]] and [[Señor]]. Strong Sad verifies the incident involving the drill (allbeit from within the fabricated history) with his answer "Waah! No sir! Heck no at all!" to Strong Bad's question (after holding up a power drill) "You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté?".

===[[lady...ing]]===
Strong Bad is asked something that he thinks he has been asked before: given his knowledge on the ladies, can he provide any tips on lady...ing. He and The Cheat answer this by playing it on a laserdisc. On the laserdisc is the ring from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], on which Strong Bad answers this question, asked by Fabrosi. Strong Bad claims not to have competition where the ladies are concerned. He then proceeds to explain the lowdown on lady...ing, with questionable results. In an Easter egg, Homestar partially takes some of the advice from the toon.

===[[geddup noise]]===
Marc Baroni asks Strong Bad what happened to the "get up noise" his chair made when he got up. After confirming that its true name is [[The Geddup Noise]], Strong Bad recalls that the Geddup Noise started acquiring fame around the time of the creation of sbemail 84 ([[kids' book]]). Eventually, it became popular enough to guest star on [[The Show]] and [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]], among other shows. The Cheat remixed The Geddup Noise for dance clubs, and characters such as [[The King of Town]] and Strong Bad tried to make cheap knock-offs, including "The Standing Up Noise" and "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", respectively. Eventually, The Geddup Noise moved to the Coches Mountains. Now, his cousin Chairscoot plays the sound of Strong Bad's stool while The Geddup Noise occassionally makes odd celebrity endorsements.

===[[highschool]]===
Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In highschool, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams. Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.

===[[myths & legends]]===
Strong Bad details the legends surrounding the [[Bear holding a Shark]]. According to Strong Bad, much of the Bear-Shark's origins can be seen in the constellations over [[Strong Badia]], which show the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits|seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia]]: a [[flag day|snake]], a guy holding a [[Big Knives|big knife]], a box of [[General Tso's Chicken|chicken]], a piece of wood with some nails in it, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a fish wearing an afro wig, and a British distance runner. The distance runner held up the fish with the afro wig over his head, and the two defeated the other spirits in either paintball or Red Rover, thus becoming the new rulers. After years of bad story telling and the [[Wikipedia:Telephone (game)|telephone game]], the myth went through various incarnations, as evidenced by various documentary-type evidence, ranging from medieval wood carvings of a hairy "wildernessman" with a "sea beast", to a cathedral-style stained glass window of a moose holding a chameleon in its antlers. Strong Bad then researches some "ancient [[Wikipedia:Cave painting|fence drawings]]" on the Strong Badian picket fence, which consist of strange images of the Bear-Shark destroying villages and crops, stealing babies, and bike riding (or pie-sitting) with what appears to be its family. The drawings were actually done by Strong Bad at age 5, though he has long forgotten this. Bubs begins selling Bear-Shark merchandise such as t-shirts, frozen treats and plush toys. Homestar manages to capture (or forge) blurry [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin film|Bigfoot-style]] footage of what may be the Bear-Shark in the woods, but this only adds to the question of whether the Bear-Shark is a "mysterious myth or legendary legend".

===[[the paper]] ===
As Strong Bad reaches the email that was foretold in [[montage]] to be [[The Paper]]'s last appearance, [[user:thewi2kbug|Kyle]] asks him to recall the best moments they shared. Strong Bad recounts several misadventures with The Paper, as a tribute to his old friend. These include Strong Bad and The Paper beating [[Homestar]] in basketball. The Paper went through a goth phase and, subsequentially, a preppy phase, neither of which Strong Bad liked. The Paper is then said to have saved the [[Lappy 486]] from getting drenched in [[Mountain Dew]] and helped Strong Bad escape a sinking island.

===[[original]]===
Strong Bad is asked if he ever watched his favorite shows and movies and realized that his favorite character was replaced with another actor. Strong Bad reveals that the King of Town has been played by twelve different people, and that Bubs was played by [[Original Bubs]] before Original Bubs left over a [[mayonnaise]] dispute with the King of Town. For a few months, Strong Bad and Homestar tried to pretend that Original Bubs was always hiding behind a [[cardboard box]]. Later, circulating Guest Star Bubs were used, including [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Crack Stuntman]], and [[Onion Bubs]]. After Strong Bad finishes his story, Bubs continues to claim to be the 100% All Original Bubs, and Marzipan later confirms that Strong Bad made the whole thing up. Homestar still has tragic memories of Original Bubs, though.

===[[yes, wrestling]]===
Strong Bad's wrestling career is shown to be much more colorful than has been revealed before. He and Strong Mad went through several costume phases. The events in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not mentioned. Homestar's tag-team partner was claimed to be (the imaginary) Gary the Legend instead of Pom Pom. Strong Sad is also featured as Gardenboy, a wrestler with a rake and a fire-spewing water can.

==Future==
The toons listed below exhibit instances of [[Strong Bad]] predicting a future that has yet to occur or is questionable.

===[[2 years]]===
Strong Bad is asked what the greatest advancement in [[Strong Badia]] will be in the next two years. Strong Bad proclaims that:
*by 2005, the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population: [[Tire]]" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and [[Coach Z]]."
*the [[Stop Sign]] and the [[Cinder Block]] will break up
*Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole
*[[The Cheat]] will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
*the Tire will have beat [[Strong Mad]] to "the title"
*[[Strong Sad]] will become more whiny.

===[[your funeral]]===
On March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m., Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising. By about that time, [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] will have become tough, end-of-the-world-style heroes: Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt; and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in [[replacement]], has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.

===[[Baddest of the Bands]]===
Strong Bad claims that by 2086, dollars will be called "Globnars."

==See Also==
*[[Blatant Lies]]

[[Category:Research]]
[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Badia|Lore]]

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====July 5, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Loading Screens]] {{watch|loadingscreens.html}}

====June 30, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Hremail]]: [[hremail3184|Hremail 3184]] {{watch|hremail3184.html}}

====June 25, 2009====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: Legolated Homsar
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: Frankie ran over a lawyer

====June 8, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] {{watch|ccdo7b.html}}

====June 2, 2009====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:host.html|New Homestar Shirt]]

====June 1, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] {{watch|ccdo7.html}}

====May 18, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[79 Seconds Left]] {{watch|79secondsleft.html}}

====May 11, 2009====
*{{u|tgs}} [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] {{watch|tgs15.html}}

====May 4, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 7]] {{watch|hremail7.html}}

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Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:27:44Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal "H-star-R" logo spinning. The music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...believe this cartoon...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A pant load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...loading screens...

'''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's the loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading...

''{Both Homestar and Strong Bad stop as Coach Z starts}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, come and peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rapping}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.
*There is a total of 101 loading screens shown, including this toon's loading screen.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:26:42Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */ There we go.

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal "H-star-R" logo spinning. The music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screens...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screens...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...believe this cartoon...

'''STRONG BAD:''' A pant load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...loading screens...

'''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's the loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading screens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Total load!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Loading...

''{Both Homestar and Strong Bad stop as Coach Z starts}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, come and peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rapping}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.
*There is a total of 101 loading screens shown, including this toon's loading screen.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:15:14Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal H*R logo spinning. A beat starts up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after about 9 seconds, singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. ''{Repeats this for the rest of the song, getting high pitched at certain points.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at about the 4th repeat of Homestar's lyrics, singing}'' What a load! A total load! A pant load! ''{with Homestar}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. What a load! A total load! What a load!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{everyone stops singing when he begins, rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, come and peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.
*There is a total of 101 loading screens shown, including this toon's loading screen.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:10:18Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal H*R logo spinning. A beat starts up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after about 9 seconds, singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. ''{Repeats this for the rest of the song, getting high pitched at certain points.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at about the 4th repeat of Homestar's lyrics, singing}'' What a load! A total load! A pant load! ''{with Homestar}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. What a load! A total load! What a load!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{everyone stops singing when he begins, rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:10:02Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal H*R logo spinning. A beat starts up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after about 9 seconds, singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. ''{Repeats this for the rest of the song, getting high pitched at certain points.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at about the 4th repeat of Homestar's lyrics, singing}'' What a load! A total load! A pant load! ''{with Homestar}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. What a load! A total load! What a load!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{everyone stops singing when he begins, rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Loading Screens

2009-07-06T02:07:56Z

Stinkoman K: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|loadingscreens|79 Seconds Left|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{abouttoon}} {{for|article on irregular loading screens|Irregular Loading Screens}}
[[Image:Loading_Screens.png|thumb|"The loading screens... The loading screens.."]]

A music video of all the loading screens that have been on the Homestar Runner website.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|Coach Z}} (voiceover)

'''Date:''' Sunday, July 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat!

==Transcript==

''{All the loading screens begin to appear, starting with the normal H*R logo spinning.}''
''{A beat starts up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after about 9 seconds, singing}'' Do do do do do, do do do do do. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. ''{Repeats this for the rest of the song, getting high pitched at certain points.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at about the 4th repeat of Homestar's lyrics, singing}'' What a load! A total load! A pant load! ''{with Homestar}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. What a load! A total load! What a load!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{everyone stops singing when he begins, rapping}'' Come on take a peep at all these loading screens, and tell me that how you've seen all the load can bring, just a little somethin' while the cartoon loads, watch a looping animation that you can behold, all the wonders that Coach Z has been talking abrat, dope tracks, and dope beats, I can offer you that. So much more of Coach Z a remain to be seen, yo Homestar, peep these loading screens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, I remember that loading screen, do you remember that loading screen? How about you tell 'em all about the loading screens.

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, it's just all the loading screens. Its the loading screen, its the loading screen.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Is this cartoon seriously just all the loading screens?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the loading screen, it's the loading screen, I can't believe this cartoon, its just all the loading screens. I like that loading screen. I love that loading screen. I don't like that loading screen. I kinda like that loading screen. Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner tap that foot, tap that foot, tap that foot, come on, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot!

''{The cartoon ends with "Totally loaded."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Although this cartoon was uploaded on the 5th of July, 2009, the main page stated that it had been updated on the 6th.

===Remarks===
*The first loading screen was used in older Flash content, but with the modern logo.
*This toon has a higher [[Audio Quality]] than normal.
*This toon marks another [[Fourth Wall Break]].

===Inside References===
*This short features nearly every Loading screen on the website.
*Strong Bad makes a reference to [[pants]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Total Load]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:loadingscreens.html|watch "Loading Screens"]]
*[[HR:loadingscreens.swf|view the Flash file for "Loading Screens"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Subtitles:playsets/en

2009-06-30T03:32:50Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Cheat Commandos Playsets}}

<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="playsets.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="63" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="63" end="67" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="67" end="71" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="71" end="75" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="75" end="78" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="78" end="87" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="87" end="112" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">All Our Playsets and Toys!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:playsets/en

2009-06-30T03:32:27Z

Stinkoman K: Tweek. It's the best I can do.

{{subtitles|Cheat Commandos Playsets}}

<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="playsets.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="51" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="63" end="67" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="67" end="71" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="71" end="75" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="75" end="78" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="78" end="87" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Download, Print Out, Cut-Out, Fold, and Glue Together</line>
<line start="87" end="112" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">All Our Playsets and Toys!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:ccdo7b/en

2009-06-09T02:12:06Z

Stinkoman K:

{{pageinprogress|MichaelXX2}}
{{subtitles|2 Part Episode: Part 2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ccdo7b.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
<line start="99" end="112" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
<line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different Rag Tag band of mercenaries.</line>
<line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">Danger Music</line>
<line start="200" end="222">
<sfx>Danger Music</sfx>
<gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="226" end="252">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm...</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm...</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm...</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="253" end="262">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="392" end="455" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser. </line>
<line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
<line start="496" end="549" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
<line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Eeeenngghh. I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
<line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank">Hwe ha ha ha hwa ha!</line>
<line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
<line start="724" end="731" speaker="sfx">Ding</line>
<line start="739" end="812" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
<line start="814" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so maybe we can have some fun for once?</line>
<line start="875" end="892">
<fightgar>(Laughing)</fightgar>
<firebert>(Laughing)</firebert>
</line>

</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:hremail62/en

2009-03-31T21:25:58Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Hremail 62}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="hremail62.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="83" speaker="homestar">Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter,</line>
<line start="84" end="93" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="94" end="109"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="110" end="130"><homestar>Homestar Runner!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="131" end="144"><homestar>Thanks silhouette!</homestar><sfx>applause</sfx></line>
<line start="145" end="183" speaker="homestar">Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester.</line>
<line start="184" end="199" speaker="homestar">"Hello, Homestar.</line>
<line start="200" end="239" speaker="homestar">"Can you tell me if there is some kind of Homestar Runner Center</line>
<line start="240" end="312" speaker="homestar">"or Homestar Runner International Center for Cultural Advancement or something like that</line>
<line start="313" end="348" speaker="homestar">"that I could bring my students to for a field trip?"</line>
<line start="349" end="378" speaker="homestar">Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor!</line>
<line start="379" end="404" speaker="homestar">Established in 1994,</line>
<line start="405" end="443" speaker="homestar">the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition,</line>
<line start="444" end="461" speaker="homestar">commonly known as,</line>
<line start="462" end="469" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="470" end="490" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="491" end="500" speaker="homestar">this drawer...</line>
<line start="500" end="515" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="516" end="523" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">this drawer...</line>
<line start="524" end="533" speaker="sfx">splash cymbal</line>
<line start="534" end="607" speaker="homestar">would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia.</line>
<line start="608" end="645" speaker="homestar">Is that the plural of student, studentia?</line>
<line start="646" end="682" speaker="homestar">Anyway, lets see what the foundaysh has to offer!</line>
<line start="683" end="689" speaker="sfx">drawer sliding noise</line>
<line start="690" end="742" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Smell all that culture and education!</line>
<line start="743" end="781" speaker="homestar">First up on our tour, is this brellow crown!</line>
<line start="782" end="810" speaker="homestar">And what a rich history it has!</line>
<line start="811" end="845" speaker="homestar">It dates all the way back to this one time.</line>
<line start="846" end="875" speaker="homestar">Arturo, if you please!</line>
<line start="876" end="900" speaker="arturo">Coming right up, Mr. Runner!</line>
<line start="908" end="943" speaker="homestar">Oh, I sure love my brown crown!</line>
<line start="944" end="1007" speaker="strongsad">Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1021" speaker="bubs">Dangit, purple wrench!</line>
<line start="1022" end="1038"><sfx>crash</sfx><homestar>Oof!</homestar><strongsad>Aaah!</strongsad></line>
<line start="1039" end="1077" speaker="bubs">Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of</line>
<line start="1112" end="1125" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1126" end="1144" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1171" speaker="homestar">buttered toast, not quite hornets, and the sun with a 'fro.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1228" speaker="homestar">Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars!</line>
<line start="1229" end="1270" speaker="homestar">They provide a unique cross section of my many facets!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1324" speaker="homestar">Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper!</line>
<line start="1325" end="1367" speaker="homestar">This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor!</line>
<line start="1368" end="1375" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1376" end="1386" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1411" speaker="homestar">Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler.</line>
<line start="1412" end="1451" speaker="homestar">And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1474" speaker="homestar">Talk about cultural!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1503" speaker="homestar">That mess was like, four score!</line>
<line start="1508" end="1543" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.6">mumbling noises</line>
<line start="1544" end="1597" speaker="homestar">And with that, I am done tickling my face!</line>
<line start="1598" end="1629" speaker="homestar">Mhm! Sloppy Joseph!</line>
<line start="1641" end="1657" speaker="homestar">Aw, crap!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1717" speaker="homestar">Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1732" speaker="homestar">Not ours!</line>
<line start="1733" end="1757" speaker="homestar">I think it was some couple from Canadas!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1798" speaker="homestar">Or, Cancun...nada.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1883" speaker="homestar">So bring the kids on down, Chuck!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1923" speaker="homestar">Nothing like a little educaysh at the foundaysh!</line>
<line start="1924" end="1953" speaker="homestar">It's the best I could do on short notice.</line>
<line start="1954" end="1980" speaker="homestar">Unless you want to wait until 2012,</line>
<line start="1981" end="2027" speaker="homestar">when Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!</line>
<line start="2028" end="2055" speaker="other">Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012.</line>
<line start="2056" end="2080" speaker="other">Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.</line>
<line start="2081" end="2100" speaker="homestar">A whaaaaaaat?</line>
<line start="2101" end="2118" speaker="other">I-I mean a drawer.</line>
<line start="2119" end="2138" speaker="homestar">A whaat?</line>
<line start="2139" end="2165" speaker="other">I mean, a dwaw.</line>
<line start="2166" end="2182" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">A WHAT?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2193" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="2194" end="2228" speaker="other">A dweeoooowwwww.</line>
<line start="2229" end="2252" speaker="homestar">That's better!</line>
</transcript>
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== The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards ==
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] won in the Best Use of Flash category at [http://www.ccawards.com/2004.htm "The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards"]

==The $39 Experiment==
On a site called [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com The $39 Experiment] a man named Tom Locke sent 100 letters to 100 companies asking for free stuff. In [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com/march15.htm one letter] to "Del Monte Pet Products" Tom claims that he has a dog named [[Li'l Brudder]].
== 8-Bit Theater ==
*In [http://www.nuklearpower.com/redmage21.php Twinkin' out with RedMage 21:Errata!], a once-weekly advice column, a reader inquires: "How does strong bad type with boxing gloves"


== 8BitJoystick.com ==
In [http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_how_to_burn_xbox_games_and_copy_protected_cds.php this article] about how to literally burn CDs, the author notes to "burn it properly like Trogdor burninates the peasants."

== Addicting Games ==
*[http://www.addictinggames.com The site] features [[Stinkoman 20X6]] and [[TROGDOR!]]
*[[Awexome Cross]] and [[Population: Tire]] were on the site before it was redesigned.
*In the game [http://www.addictinggames.com/trackmaster.html Track Master], if you get a good score it says good jorb.
*In the game [http://www.http://www.addictinggames.com/slacker2.html Slacker 2], after you beat the game there is an epilogue, and if you zoom in on Slacker's nametag, it has a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].
* In the game [http://www.addictinggames.com/scribble2.html Scribble 2], Level 17 you draw an arrow, and the description reads "Arrow'd."
* In The game [http://www.addictinggames.com/dressupbarack.html Dress Up Barack], of the things you can put on Barack Obama, a Strong Bad Mask and Boxing Gloves are avalible. If you enter this code then you will see Barack as Strong Bad: {d:5013,c:hat,y:0.849999999999994,x:29.7,mc:hat009},{d:4011,c:glasses,y:209.75,x:-8.19999999999999,mc:glasses009},{d:4012,c:glasses,y:208,x:91.85,mc:glasses008},{f:2,mc:_level0.background_mc},{d:2007,c:pants,y:196.65,x:27.55,mc:pants005}
*For the game Terrascape, when it was displayed in the new features, it said "Do you fight for good, or awesome?".
*In the description for [http://www.addictinggames.com/portalflashversion.html Portal Flash Version] it asks "Do you has?"
== All Your Base parody list ==
The [http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/ayb.htm TmsT Zero Wing Parodies Emporium] features "[http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/allyourstrongbad.htm All Your HomeStarRunner are belong to Trogdor]".

==An Audience With O-Kami-Sama-sama==
The blog post for [http://doyoulovepuppiesido.blogspot.com/2008/12/man-of-mystery.html December 3, 2008], entitled "man of mystery", is a screenshot from [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. The screenshotw was specifically the room with its lights off and the shades open, and the screen was cropped around the door, while keeping the window in full view. The title of the blog post links to the game.

==Animalxing.com==
*On the [http://www.animalxing.com/patternsv3/textures.php Textures] page, They have many Homestar related designs such as Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, etc. that can be found by typing in the search box.
*An image of [[Strong Bad]] to be used on the Animal Crossing cat, Blanca, appears [http://www.animalxing.com/blanca_ah.php here.]

== Atari Age ==
At [http://www.atariage.com this site], someone hacked the Atari "Donkey Kong" game. Player, Enemy, and Object sprites have been changed to resemble characters from Homestar Runner. [http://www.atariage.com/hack_page.html?SystemID=2600&SoftwareHackID=186 You can find it here].

==Aviary.com==
In the [http://aviary.com/flash/aviary/index.aspx?tid=4&fguid=50a4d474-f67c-102b-b565-0030488e168c&raven Raven image editor window], the title of the page is "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes WIP"

== BB-Spot-''Which website are you?'' ==
In the [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz.php website personality test] at www.bbspot.com, one of the [http://bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz_all.html possible answers] you can get is [[homestarrunner.com]].

== Best Page In The Universe ==
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In [http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html one article], Maddox rants about the amount of emails he gets, and remarks "I know there are other big websites out there that generate a lot of email (my sympathies to the Chapman brothers)". This must mean he is aware of homestarrunner.com, and according to his book signing tour in 2006, he likes Strong Bad.

==Brooks TV==
* Homestar can be seen in the bottom left panel in ''[http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6577/brookstvcspg10ky.gif this]'' comic. Also in that panel, it says "fall[['d]] off!", a reference to Teen Girl Squad.
* The main character, Brooks, kills Strong Bad by order of Homestar in a comic which can be seen [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35785234/?qo=18&q=by%3Abrooxweb+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps here].
* In [http://btv.porplemontage.com/strips/BTV_STRIP_bighead.gif this] comic, Brooks mentions Butt IQ when answering fan mail.

== Bryan Waterman Interview ==
Bryan Waterman, who does the series "''[http://www.watermanstudios.com Waterman]''" had an interview and he mentioned the best internet cartoon was Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
:''Who is your favorite flash movie artist or flash artists if you have more than one? What are some of your favorite flash movie series?''

:'''BRYAN WATERMAN:''' Above all else Homestar Runner not only do I love the cartoon, Mike and Matt are two good friends of mine. Bonus Stage is another one I really like and I do look forward to Joseph's animations.
</blockquote>
[http://www.medaverse.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=viewarticle&artid=2&page=2 See It Here]

== Burning Sand ==
A Trogdor icon was made in the Burning Sand thread in the Falling Sand Game Forum. You can find the page that displays the icon [http://fallingsandgame.com/viewtopic.php?t=3431&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=210 '''here'''] and you can download the most recent version of Burning Sand [http://siebn.de/index.php?page=burningsand/download here].

== BZPower ==
-There is a whole section under the forum 'Completely Off Topic' dedicated completely to Homestar Runner.

-There is a Homestar Runner Chimrou Kit being made out of Dark709's Chimrou Kit by member Kafei Vachu. However, he has stopped production on it, and is waiting for some things to clear up, first, before he continues.

-There are also several other instances in which a line or two from HSR is mentioned. Mostly, it is in comedies and comics, such as Dark709's.

== Charm City Cakes ==
At [http://www.charmcitycakes.com/ Charm City Cakes] one of the cakes in the Kids Stuffs page is titled "Trogdor". The cake, however, does not resemble Trogdor at all.

== Charlie Clay And The Clay Crew ==
At [http://www.freewebs.com/charlieclay/ this site] created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions], all of Season 1's episodes contain Homestar cameos.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209220516.gif&s=x4 Episode 1] A Trogdor arcade game can be seen behind the Sonic arcade game that the crew is playing.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209253732.gif&s=x4 Episode 2] The crew finds a gray monster, but when they put the flashlight on it, they find out it is actually Homestar and he helps them get their power back.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2915224932.gif&s=x2 Episode 3] Jacob wears Homestar's shoes and gets beat up by Homestar, the text "ROCK'D" pops up when Charlie is hit by a rock in the head, the text "ROCK'D AGAIN!" pops up as a guy who commented the grammar error gets a rock thrown at his head, and Trogdor gets defeated by Charlie doing homing attack on him.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=2/3916110594.gif&s=x7 Episode 4] "Thief'd" is the episode name and Homestar gets stolen by the thief.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=3/6215223823.gif&s=x10 Episode 5] Homestar escapes from the thief with Charlie.

== Choose your own change ==
If you submit a story to [http://www.cyoc.net Choose Your Own Change], the following message appears: "Your article has been received... If Instructions on the previous page have been followed your story will be posted soon, if not it will be [[DELETED|baleeted!]]"

==Chris Creamer's Sports Logo Page==

A few years ago, on the board for Chris Creamer's Sports Logo page, someome did a custom logo based on Trogdor. website is chriscreamer.com.

== CNET Webware 100 ==
On 18 June, 2007, CNET published a [http://www.webware.com/html/ww/100.html listing of the top 100 Web applications]. Homestar Runner [http://www.webware.com/8301-13546_109-9729509-29.html?tag=blog.1 was one of the ten selected] for the Entertainment category.

== Comcast.net ==
[[Image:Comcast Homestar.PNG|thumb|It's Dot Net!]]
On June 10th, 2004, homestarrunner.com was featured on [http://www.comcast.net Comcast.net's] main page as the icon for its "FUN FOR ALL AGES" news article, where [[Homestar Runner]]'s image was displayed, along with a link to the website and [[The Brothers Chaps]]' meeting with G4TechTV.

== Crash Mania ==
The ALT text for the bottom left image of [http://crashmania.topcities.com/scrbash-2.htm this page] reads "I just lost my jenga jam", a reference to Homsar's line in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

== CubeeCraft.com==

Website that specializes on [[Wikipedia:Paper model|papercraft]] models of characters, [http://cubeecraft.com cubeecraft.com]. One of the models you can create is [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.cubeecraft.com/character026.html].

==Dan Brown's Universe==
*In Episode 10 of [http://blog.danbrownsuniverse.com/ Dan Brown's Universe] Dan is asked "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"
*In Episode 12 David wears a Stinkoman t-shirt.
== Dance Dance Immolation ==
On a site for Dance Dance Immolation, a flaming DDR, a gallery contains a picture of a man on fire with the caption "BURNINATED!!". [http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/album05?page=3]

== Dangerskew ==
*A Flash developer on [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep], Dangerskew, is a reference to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].
*Some of the games developed by this author are [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cheeserobots Attack of the Cheese Eating Robots], [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/industry Industry], and [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/redlight Red Light].

== Double-Tongued Word Wrester ==
Neolinguist Grant Barrett has done an [http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/comments/3102/ entry on "asplode"] on his site. It looks like "asplode" was not coined by the Brothers Chaps, but he agrees that "This term was popularized in 2004 by the character Strong Bad on the HomestarRunner web site."

== Duct Tape Guys ==
At [http://www.ducttapeguys.com DuctTapeGuys.com] on [http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/fashion/accessories/accessories1.html this]
webpage there is a picture of a duct tape backpack featuring Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Homestar.

== Ebolaworld.com ==
In a parody of the video game Night Trap, Homestar can sometimes be seen in empty rooms. Usually the bedroom.
The game can be found [http://www.ebolaworld.com/movies/tacoman/07.html here]

== Etsy ==
In this handmade craft site there are several Homestar Runner character pendants.

== Engrish.com ==
The image featured on [http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=battery-instruction.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2006-10-25 this page] is Strong Bad's "Eating Five Batteries" illustration from [[english paper]].

== Episode Comparisons ==
The anime episode comparison site [http://mmpu.smuncensored.com/ Mew Mew Power Uncensored] sometimes uses the term [[DELETED|Baleeted]] and frequently uses the Teen Girl Squad-esque term [[-'d|DELET'D]] in their comparisons to say when a scene was cut out.

== Eric Conveys an Emotion ==
*Eric at [http://www.emotioneric.com Eric Conveys an Emotion] got together with The Brothers Chaps for a rough and tumble game of football, complete with Eric's warped and hilarious sense of humor. See a step-by-step progression of [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=thefootballgame The Game]. On page 1 [[Trogdor]] is in the background, on page 2 [[The Ugly One]] is in the background, on page 3 [[Old-Timey Homestar]] is in the background, on page 4 Homestar is in the background, on page 5 [[Strong Bad]] is in the background, on page 6, [[The Cheat]] is actually in the foreground, on page 7, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]] and a keg of [[Melonade]] are in the background, and on page 8, [[Stinkoman]] is in the background.
*Also, in "Getting a great idea... while falling to your doom" Eric has a [[Homsar]] shirt on. [http://www.emotioneric.com/greatideafalldoom.jpg greatideafalldoom.jpg]
*In one episode, Eric gets a job at [[Videlectrix]].

== Europa Universalis Forums ==
This site has a large number of fanfiction entries for Paradox Entertainment games, such as Europa Universalis and Hearts of Iron. The author Prufrock451 put a "Private Benedetto" in [http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204565 this] Hearts of Iron 2 After Action Report. He's told to "keep that mess down".

==Factorize==
One of their randomized slogans reads "_______ can count to purple." A reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].

==Fail!==
On the FAQ page of [http://fail.comicgenesis.com/faqs.html this] website, the ever-popular boxing glove question is asked.

== Fake Domain Registration Info ==
The [http://whois.webhosting.info/OLENE.NET. registration information] provided for "olene.net" references [[Mundelow]], [[Schenectady Crispies]], [[some kinda robot|Abdi LaRue]], [[Cheap as Free]], [[cheat talk|Cory, ND]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Free Country, USA]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Coach Z's Locker Room|his locker room]].

== FeedBurner ==
[[Image:FeedBurner_Sighting.png|thumb|We're totally crushing]]
On the [http://www.feedburner.com FeedBurner] website, in the section in which you can manage your feeds, random messages show up. One of them is this: "To the nearly 140,000 customers using FeedBurner... we are [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html totally crushing] (in a good way)." The link takes you to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]].

== Finding Sushi ==
In Part 4 of Finding Sushi, the opening is a complete rip-off of the email [[senior prom]], with JarJar(Bubbles) getting his very own cartoon show, very akin to The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon show, complete with matching music. The first segment involves Marlin checking an email that is very similar to the sbemail [[different town]]. A music video is then done with The Different Town Song. Also, When Yoda throws the rocks at Nemo, the "Throw baby" sound clip from [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] plays. Also, in Part 5], [[Homsar]]s quote "Alms for the pudgy" from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] and [[Coach Z]]s quote "JEAOOOOOOOOORB" from [[A Jorb Well Done]] is used in the fake intermissions. Both have been apparently removed by the owner on YouTube.

== Flame Warriors ==
The [http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm entry for Garble] includes a reference to a certain [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|infamous question often asked of Strong Bad]].

== Flying Omelette's Kitchen ==
*According to [http://www.flyingomelette.com/ this site], Strong Bad may have been switched at birth with Viewtiful Joe or the Red Power Ranger as found in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities45.html this article] .
*Also, The Cheat is compared to Pikachu in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities31.html this article].

== For The Win Lite ==
* One "figurine" that a player can obtain in this web-based game is "AL-[[20X6]]". [http://www.ftwgame.com/lite/index.php The site]
* Another is "[[Trogdor|Trogados]]", who is a dragon-like "Seizumon" with a beefy arm sticking out of his neck.

== The Force.net Humor ==
At a Star Wars Fansite's humor section one of their "Top 46 lists" titled 'Top 47 lesser known goals of the evil empire' says "Secret co-production of Dangeresque 1, 2, & 3" at number 8. [http://www.theforce.net/humor/topten/ct10_lesser_known_goals_pt1.asp The List] [http://www.theforce.net/humor The Site]

==Forum Stage==
On the main page, the description for episode 1 is "Idiot gets sucked into the internet creating a cartoon so bad, [[Homestar Runner]] died." It can be seen [http://www.editthis.info/FSwiki/Internet here.]

==The Four Word Film Review==
One of the reviews for [http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=63 Mars Attacks!] contains the review "Their hed a splode"

== Fred The Monkey ==
[http://www.fredthemonkey.com/ Fred the Monkey.com] is a Flash animation site that is greatly influenced by Homestar Runner. It's been around for five years now. Like Homestar Runner, the site features a "First Time Here"-video and a mailbag, very much like Strong Bad's e-mail, and in the sixteenth mailbag, he comments on how he gets a lot of emails from people pretending to be Strong Bad. Also, in the second mailbag, Sceb recieves an email commenting about how FredTheMonkey.com reminds the sender of HomestarRunner.com. Another similarity is that certain characters are able to pick up and manipulate objects without having visible arms. However, in one of the earlier mailbags, it is explicitly explained that these characters do in fact possess psychic powers. Another more obvious reference is displayed in [http://www.fredthemonkey.com/cartoons/reviewSM2.html this toon], where Fred The Monkey wears a Strong Bad mask at the end. Also, during the end credits, it says that " Strong Bad is (obviously) property of h*r"

== Fruitcake MIDI ==
Dr. Fruitcake, a famous video game music sequencer and remixer, has created a song called "The Occasional Beat (Strong Bad Remix)" in tribute to [[new hands]]. Check the song out [http://www.fcmidi.net/mp3/drf_bw_beat.mp3 here]. [http://www.fcmidi.net Fruitcake MIDI]

== Funny Junk ==
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*The image [http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4040/Pandas+Need+Protecting/ here] depicts a Panda holding a machine gun with the [[Pistols for Pandas]] logo below it.

== Funny Part ==
[http://www.funnypart.com Funny part], a website with numerous funny pictures, cartoons, and jokes, had [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues 2 and 3 on their website, though they have since been removed. 

== FunOrb ==
In the game Miner Disturbance, death by volcano explosion can yield the message "Burninated."

== Futurama Madhouse ==
At the [http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar Futurama Madhouse], they have a regular feature on "Uses for a hacker".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack498.png Use #498] is entitled "Homsar's Translator" and features everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar, [[Homsar]]! An obvious reference to [[for kids]].
**The copyright reads "© [[Tandy 400]], [[The Brothers Chaps|Chapman Bros]]".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack667.png Use #667] is entitled "Homestar Runner's Evil Twin", and features, just that.
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack669.png Use #669], entitled "Strong Bad's Torture Victims Who Misspell Repeetedli", is the latest Homestar-related use for a hacker.

== G4TV ==
When under construction, the official site for [http://www.g4tv.com G4TV] displayed an error message which read [http://www.g4tv.com/errored.html?eventlog_key=1776941 "ERROR'ed!"]

==Gamecheetz==
*Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.gamecheetz.com GameCheetz] [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Links.html link] page under "Excellent Humorous Sites".
*In the comic [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=15692 "Buzz Buzz"], there's a caption in the 7th frame that reads "If you don't recognize this, then you need to go to homestarrunner.com".
*One of the Forum avatars is a picture of Ilko's head.

== GameFAQs ==
*On the [http://www.gamefaqs.com GameFAQs] video game database, there are pages for [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/922153.html here] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/928815.html here], where each game has user-submitted walkthroughs, reviews and more, as well as its own message board!
*Homestar Runner is listed as a company [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/company/75484.html here].
*Also, The Unofficial Homestarrunner board can be found [http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=575567 here.]
*On April Fools 2006, a [http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2333 poll] on GameFAQs listed a series of internet phrases, one of which being "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE".

== The Game Rag ==
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In [http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/07/feature_my_24_hours_with_g4tv_2.php My 24 Hours With G4TV], the author writes at 3am: "[I]t's late and I'm getting tired. I begin to go slightly insane, and draw [[Trogdor]] on the bottom of my foot." A [http://www.thegamerag.com/pics/Foot1.jpg photo] of his drawing is included in the article, sans wings.

== GamesRadar ==
[http://www.gamesradar.com/us/index.jsp GamesRadar] featured a video for [[Wikipedia:Ultimate Ninja 2|Ultimate Ninja 2]] with the headline "Burninate!"

== Gamespot ==
[http://www.gamespot.com Gamespot]'s review for [http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing], several Series 1 Homestar Runner figurines can be seen on the reviewer's desk.

== The Geek Show ==
On ''[http://www.thegeekshow.com/ The Geek Show]'', Strong Bad Emails are frequently shown as an example of "What's funny on the internet." They have played "[[japanese cartoon]]", "[[dullard]]", "[[theme party]]" and "[[Strong Bad Sings]]" on their show.

== Golo Theme song ==
In this [http://web.mac.com/davidgonzalez3/iWeb/Site/Podcast/A3D987B8-0E97-4554-9478-C563F78E60F4.html song], D.J Silver and his little brother Diego both mention the email [[privileges]].

== Google ==
*During development, [[Wikipedia:Google Page Creator|Google Page Creator]] was codenamed "[[Trogdor]]".
*On an episode of Google Current, the host (Conor Knighton) wears a Strong Bad shirt. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8426498908161701167 Video]
*The [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?hl=en Google Personalized Home Page Content Directory] contains a [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?hl=en&num=24&url=http://www.interglacial.com/rss/homestar.rss&q=&start=0 Homestar Runner piece] that you can add to your personalized home page.

==HALOLZ==
*A person submitted a pitcure of the Milkman from the game [[Wikipedia:Pyschonauts|Psychonauts]] with a caption with altered lyrics of [[Trogdor (song)]].

== Hardcore Gaming 101 ==
In the [http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bioniccommando/bioniccommando.htm Bionic Commando article], the writer mentions a "strong Badd" (the name of the enemy army), and then proceeds to laugh over his gag and pointing it out.

== Head Injury Theater ==
* During February '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/Holy%20Cccccrap%20jared%20hindman%202.jpg Strong Bad as a snake, strangling Homestar.]
* During March '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/Burnination%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trogdor.]
* During "Art Crash Desperation", Jared painted a [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/strongbad%20asylum%20jared%20hindman.jpg bizarre painting of Strong Bad] after the suggestion "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
* During October '07, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/hallo%2007%20trogdor%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trodgor again.]
* October '08, Jared made the [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/halloween%202008%20marzipumpkin.jpg Marzipumpkin], the last of a series of surreal jack-o-lanterns.

== Holy Bibble ==
* On the comic page of comic [http://www.holybibble.net/index.php?id=93 #93], Cannan mentions "Every time somebody gets burninated in Holy Bibble, I get the most awesome dreams..."

== Homokaasu.org ==
*A Homestar Runner [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1331 wall-size printout] demonstrating homokaasu.org's Rasterbator software (Web service)
*A [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1279 printout of The Cheat] is also used as another example.

== IGN ==
*The image behind the Nintendo Wi-Fi Registration Tool is from a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic in [http://ds.ign.com/articles/665/665128p1.html this article].
*In the Animal Crossing: Wild World video review at the 2:52 mark, there is a selection screen where you pick the design for your clothes. There are three Homestar inspired designs, including the red star shirt, a Homestar head, and Strong Bad. The video selection page is found [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vids_1.html here], and the actual video is on the top left, or [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vid_1341240.html here.]
*Concerning a Video Game Law in Oklahoma, IGN titled the article "Oklahoma Burninates Game Law" found [http://wii.ign.com/articles/738/738882p1.html here].
*IGN mentions Homestarrunner.com in their [http://ds.ign.com/articles/802/802002p1.html review] of the Nintendo DS Web Browser.

== I-Mockery==
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*Pickleman and the Green Thumb of Triumph
**When you are bitten by the vampire bat, you become a block of cheese, accompanied with the message "CHEESED!". See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pickleman-greenthumb/default.php here].
*I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip
**At a medieval fair, RoG sees a simplistic dragon toy, and compares it to [[Trogdor]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/american-roadtrip/day4b.php here].
*EVOLUTION OF JACK!
**After Pjalne pretends to have stabbed himself in the arm, there is a picture of Andy with a caption of "Halloween'd", which is a direct reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack3.php here].
*Bishop of Battle
**On the second page of his review, the image of the Bishop swallowing J.J. is captioned with a reference to [[StrongBadZone]], "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" A direct link to the page is available [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle/page2.php here].

== Insert Disc Two ==
In the sketch My Dream Date with James Joyce, Lori Williams' character has a [[The Cheat]] doll on her bed.

== Inspirational Posters ==
A website cataloging [http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/ inspirational posters] based on role-playing games includes one titled "[http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/artistry.html Artistry]", which features the "S is for Sucks" from [[dragon]].

==Instuctables==
User GorillazMiko made a page about [http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-draw-TROGDOR-the-BURNINATOR!/| how to draw Trogdor]. On the intro page of the instructable, there is video of [[dragon]] from [[YouTube]].

== Jay is games ==
[http://jayisgames.com/ Jay is games] is a site that reviews a large number of online games. They have had reviews of [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2004/08/peasants_quest.php], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/04/thy_dungeonman.php], and [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2008/12/dangeresque_roomisode_1_behind_the_dangerdesque.php]

== JengaJam.com ==
[http://www.jengajam.com This] website always puts up links to the latest Homestar updates. The name of the site came from Homsar's quote in [[Where's The Cheat?]], and the sub heading "The Pride of the Peaches" is derived from a quote by Strong Bad, who at the time of the [[interview]] sbemail, was imitating Homsar.

== Joe Wuz Here! ==
In Comic 2 of the main series, The police car that Joe was put in has a lisence plate labeled "BURNIN8R." The site can be found [http://www.freewebs.com/joecomic Here.]

== The Joshua Childers Show! ==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqpZLId31g/ The Joshua Childers Show!] is a webshow on [http://www.YouTube.com/ YouTube] where a teenager parodies different TV show genres. In the first episode, Joshua is seen wearing a [[Stinkoman]] shirt.

==Joystiq==
*One of the articles is entitled "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/27/nykos-intercooler-may-burninate-the-xbox-360/ Nyko's Intercooler may burninate the Xbox 360]" and features a picture of the pencil-drawn Trogdor (from [[dragon]]) next to an Xbox 360 with an Intercooler unit.
*The "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/15/todays-hottest-game-video-vga-06-motion-capture-skit/ Today's hottest game video]" article for the 15th of December 2006 features a screen capture from [[Sample of Style Too]] at the beginning of the article.
*The release of [[Where's an Egg?]] was [http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/18/videlectrix-releases-another-game-parody-wheres-an-egg/ announced] on the website on July 18, 2007.

==Kevin & Kell==
*Lindesfarne, one of the fictional characters in the comic, has her own blog. One of the entries in the blog is called [http://blog.kevinandkell.com/archives/64-TRADEMARKD.html TRADEMARK'D].

==Kings of Chaos==
After attacking an enemy in the MMORPG [http://www.kingsofchaos.com/ Kings of Chaos], the victory page will sometimes say "You burninated the enemy!" an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

==Kotaku==
*On the page showing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/fish/splinter-cell-fishtank-gameplay-204975.php Splinter Cell: Double Agent "Fishtank Gameplay"], the author mentions that "PETA is going to get [[all up ons]]".
*On the page listing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/comments/become-a-kotakuite-209163.php just how easy it is to comment on Kotaku], the word "BANNINATE" is used, an obvious pun on [[Trogdor|burnination]].
*In the "[http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/rainbow-six-vegas/rainbow-six-vegas-demo-out-on-live-but-not-in-vegas-209685.php Rainbow Six Vegas Demo Out On Live, But Not In Vegas]" article, the term "[[double deuce]]" is used.
*Kotaku also [http://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/strong-bad-on-the-wii-232190.php reported] on the debut of [[Viidelectrix]].

== La La La ==
The video "[http://www.flashplayer.com/music/lalala.html La La La]" on UGOplayer contains a few Homestar Runner characters, including Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. It also includes the Homestarmy wallpaper image, edited to suit the cartoon.

== Laser Dragon University ==
In [http://www.laserdragonuniversity.com/?page=students Students], there is a character who wears a T-shirt with the logo for [[Taranchula]].

== Legendaryfrog.com ==
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/kerri3.htm Kerrigan's Big Invention] there is a picture of Strong Bad and Homestar on the chalk board.
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/avp.htm Senya's movie review: Alien V.S. Predator] there are several cheat commandos toys by the toy box.
*In [http://vgp.legendaryfrog.com/movies_wgf_w.php When Gnomes Fly] the main characters name is Brudder, a reference to [[Lil' Brudder]].
*In [http://collabs.legendaryfrog.com/movies_tmhy_w.php The Matrix Has You], the little girl yells "It's Over", at the very end of Lengendary Frog's part, like Strong Bad does at the end of almost every [[Teen Girl Squad]] episode.

== Lemmy's Land ==
*In one of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/ Lemmy's] [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php Funnies] called [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php?&Submission=514 "Superstar Mario in Too Much Water"] By Drew, we see the classic "Scene missing" bit from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] and [[The Homestar Runner]] says, "What?" while Mario was still drinking water to become fat.
*Eight of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29.htm Lemmy's Interviews] have Homestar Runner characters as the interviewers: [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1720.html HOMESTAR RUNNER AND POM POM interview GOOMBA], [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1727.html STRONG BAD AND THE CHEAT interview ROY KOOPA], HOMESTAR interviews BOWSER, HOMSAR interviews HAMMER BRO, STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD interview GOOMBA, STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, and [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1738.html STRONG SAD interviews LUIGI].

== LoadingReadyRun ==
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/35/The+Rant+-+Scenesters+and+Snobbery The Rant - Scenesters and Snobbery], you can see [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|figurine sets]] one and two on top of the television.
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/70/Sleep+Dep+Experiment Sleep Dep Experiment], Morgan says he's been making [[stnanks]].
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/12/awesomewe__shot_this AWESOME: We ... Shot This!], G Unit's (Graham Stark's)lyrics include the word "Homestar".

== Loldogs ==
*In the background of [http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/01/30/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-sensitive-pug-feels/ this picture], a young boy is clearly watching some type of interaction between Strong Bad and Bubs.

== "The Lost Experience" ABC's Official Blog ==
In [http://blogs.abc.com/inside_the_experience/ Speaker's "Reader Mail 2"], after one question was repeated one too many times, Speaker angrily responds, "Grah! What? Who? GAH! Is this my 'How do you type with boxing gloves on?' question?"
Later, Speaker posted a "Video Reader Mail" on YouTube, which prominently featured the [[Kick The Cheat]] doll in the background and referred to "e-mail personalities" having raspy voices (like [[Strong Bad]]).

== ManCrush ==
[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Coach Z]] are all listed, currently rated at #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/787 1102], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/1048 674], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/894 1271], and #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/764 933], respectively.

==The Man of 101 Voices==
"Brock" released a video on Myspace called "The Man of 101 Voices" where he did impressions of Teen Girl Squad, Bubs, Coach Z, The Cheat, and Larry from Limozeen as numbers 91-95. The video can be seen [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1636225861 here]

There is a video named "The Man of 101 More...er Voices" featuring impressions of Crack Stuntman and Homsar as numbers 92-93. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XunezwEKHk Video here.]

== MindBlasters Tripod ==
There is a page on the main site titled "Homestar", that features cartoons from the website. Also, the blog [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com/ramdom "Ramdom Exployts"] has very many Homestar Runner refrences. The main Mindblasters Tripod site can be found [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com Here].

== Mind Body Guide ==
*Strong Bad is the featured image of a slightly tongue-in-cheek tally of the body's many muscles on [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php this site].
*Strong Bad Email [[suntan]] is quoted when the article states, "let's not forget the cloits and dloits!"
*The [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php#note1 footnote] says "There are no such thing as cloits or dloits. This is a reference to anatomy according to Strong Bad, which is hilarious, and included here entirely for the sake of comic relief. Kind of like the whole article, come to think of it."

== More Awesome Than You! ==
*[http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com This] page (warning: explicit "under construction" graphic) the index.html page title is "More Awesome Than You PAY PLUS!", an obvious reference to [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*The main logo has a picture of [[Trogdor]] on it.
*Seven of the sub-forums are marked as been in the "[[Trogdor|Burnination]]" parent forum. One of the child forums in the "Burnination" parent forum is entitled "[[Peasantry]]". Another is titled "[[theme park|Bowels of Trogdor]]". Yet another is titled "[[Planet K]] [[20X6]]". A child forum under the "Peasantry" forum is "Made-Up Animals", with the description: "[[animal|If you were a sim, what would you like as if?]]". Another forum in Peasantry bears the description [[homsar|"Ask me your questions, and I will make fun of you."]] The description for the "Playsets & Toys" forum references the catchphrase of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Several phrases used are similar, or based on Homestar Runner phrases. Examples include: "Game exploding in a [[pom pom|big fiery ball that is visible from space]]" and "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|GameCube is no place for a mighty warrior.]]"
*One of the available objects is the Trogdor topiary from [[Weclome Back]] ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,5284.msg151811.html#msg151811]).
*Part of the forum footer reads "[[Powered by The Cheat]]".
*Another available object is the [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] toy ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,6188.0.html]).
*A member is named Li'l Brudder and used to have an avatar of Li'l Brudder and a signature containing Li'l Brudder quotes ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=2200]).
*Another member, Inge, has the [http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=20 custom title] of [[rampage|round mound of gray fatness]].
== MS Paint Adventures ==
*On the Problem Sleuth adventure, when Problem Sleuth removes the fake wood paneling and there is a flask of whiskey under the desk, the selected command was [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000236 get ye flask].
**In addition, the donations page is a beaker with "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/images/yeflask.gif ye flask]" on it.
***The Donations Page, at the end, asks "I think Homestar Runner is pretty cool, do you?" and responds with "Yes I do," linking to this Wiki's [[Ye Flask]] page.

== NationalReview.com ==
In an article posted August 27th, 2003, entitled "[http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-wood082703.asp Everybody to the Limit]", Peter Wood reviews homestarrunner.com.

== Natrium42.com ==
In [http://natrium42.com/blog/?p=36 a blog post], Natrium42 uses [[dragon]] as the test Flash file for porting [http://gplflash.sourceforge.net/ GPLFlash] to the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS|Nintendo DS]].

== Neglected Characters ==
*[http://www.smbhq.com/nc/ This] is a site where the Neglected Characters of Mario games are honored. One of them, [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/guide.html Dr. Donez], answers questions regularly (much like [[Strong Bad Email]]) at [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/askdrd.html Ask Dr. Donez].
**In [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/e501600.html question 595], [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v14011500.html question 1412], and [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v18011900.html question 1842] he gets asked how he types with boxing gloves on his hands, which he responds differently each time.
*In one of Bowser's [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/election/radical/bowser/speeches.html speeches], Koopa asks Bowser, "How do you know Trogdor?" and he replies "We went to Burniniation classes together."

== Neopets ==
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets] released a new avatar with the caption "Your Lupe A Splode" which is an obvious reference to [[video games]] and [[StrongBadZone]].
[[Image:Yourlupeasplode.gif]]
*In this avatar, the caption reads "Garlic'd!" at the end, an obvious Teen Girl Squad reference.
[[Image:Runaway garlic.gif]]
*Another avatar features a Scorchio (a dragon-like Neopet) with the caption "Burninate!", an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].
[[Image:Scordrax.gif]]
*Neopets also has an avatar reserved for theneopetsteam, a staff username, which references the "a splode."
[[Image:Tntasplode.gif]]
*There is also a Petpet Laboratory, that can change your Petpet's image, and one thing that can happen is your Petpet's name can change to [[So and So]].
*The end for the description for tomb chips is "GOTHD!", a reference to Teen Girl Squad.

== NES Buckle ==
*On [http://www.nesbuckle.com/userpics.php this site], one person is wearing a Teen Girl Squad Shirt.

== NES Horsemen ==
*On [http://www.neshorsemen.com/ this site], [http://www.neshorsemen.com/oreview.html this page] has several references, including a variation on the "dot dot dot" quote from [[Under Construction]] and a reference to the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] ("featuring the most polygonal of technoligies"). [[20X6]] is also mentioned.

==Newgrounds==
Newgrounds user Shadow-Panda [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232855 made a music video of Ebay] by [[Wikipedia:Wierd Al|Weird Al]], has a picture of Homestar as one of the items bought off of Ebay, out of its box as the camera pans through the items.

There is a game called "Homestar Hunt" on Newgrounds, where you chase Homestar and shoot him.

== Nintendojo ==
As an April Fools prank, Nintendojo put up a [http://www.nintendojo.com/infocus/view_item.php?1143867894 fake list of characters] for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. Brawl. [[Trogdor]] is among the characters listed.

== NoSlang.com ==
The [http://www.noslang.com NoSlang.com] [http://www.noslang.com/spelling.php "commonly misspelled words"] page has a statement saying, "Since not everybody owns a copy of '[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rythm  N' Grammar]],' we've tried to do our part to help by compiling a list of common internet misspellings." It also posted a "Happy Birthday Trogdor" link from January 13th through January 16th, 2006. And, in the Internet Slang Dictionary, one of the user-submitted words is h*r, meaning "[[homestar runner]]"

== [http://oldeenglish.org Olde English] ==
In their [http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/general-procrastination General Procrastination] sketch, Raizin was holding off going to battle by going on the internet and watching the new [[Strong Bad Email]]. (which really wasn't even an email, he opened up the Strong Bad bio 'toon and the email menu.)

==OrbiTouch==
On the website for [http://www.keybowl.com/kb/index?page=benefits OrbiTouch], a new, safe way to type, they mention that you can "Type with Boxing Gloves On" in the lower right-hand side of one of their pages.

==Panda Smash==

At 01:20 of [http://www.pandasmash.com/video.php?epi_id=134 A Tribute to Every Video Site], the scene shows the man and woman as [[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]].

==Peanut Foot==
This flash [http://www.peanutfoot.net website] has many references to Homestar in the "Old Malarkey" section, including a series called Carrot Quest which is mainly pictures from Peasant's Quest with characters from Peanut Foot to the tune of the Peasant's Quest theme. It also has has Homestar show up in multiple toons, and in one episode of the series "Red State Banjo", the main character shouts "What the pfargtl?!?!".

==Platypuscomix.net==
*An entire page, titled [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/homestarfreakers.html Homestar Freakers!] informs readers how to find homestarrunner.com's [[Secret Pages]].
*The article [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/incredibleitems.html Incredible Items for Sale!] includes a picture of [[Strong Bad]] exclaiming, "[[First Time Here?|Hey, check me out! No seriously, check me out...]]" and mentions the burrito Homestar auctioned in the email [[english paper]].
*The [http://www.platypuscomix.net/applepalooza/index.html Applepalooza] section's menu includes a photo of an [[Wikipedia:Apple II series|Apple II]] computer with a [[weird dream]] quote ("Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter") written on its screen.
*When Peter Paltridge added [http://www.platypuscomix.net/onlyme/shecamefromtoledo.html videos of his homemade RPG], the main page linked to the videos through a logo reading "Peter Paltridge's Cool Game for Attractive People", a reference to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

==Plush Puffs==
[http://www.plushpuffs.com/ Plush Puffs] list [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], and [[Meet Marshie]] as Company Training Videos on their [http://www.plushpuffs.com/aboutus/index.html about us page].

==Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe==
In the [http://www.goodtimeretrocafe.com/other/commodore.html Commodore 64 "Classics"] review, [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] lyrics are used as the opening paragraph for the review of the game Thantos.

==Progressive Boink==
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/christmas100/index1.html The 100 Greatest Christmas Shows] list, the Homestar Runner Decemberween toons are grouped together and ranked at #79.
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/costumes/ The 50 Worst Halloween Costumes] list, Strong Bad is among those as "Any costume that may lead to poor voice impressions".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/kyle.html Kyle's Top 20 Video Games] list (part of the site's [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/ 100 Favorite Video Games]), Kyle criticizes the voices of the enemies in Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (his 9th favorite game) as sound "identical to Strong Bad".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/jonhotties.htm Jon's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women] list (part of the site's ([http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/ 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2003]), Jon describes his #1 pick, Shakira, as being famous for "the ability to sing like both a Latina schoolgirl and Homsar in the same verse."
*The entry for [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd/cheese.htm Cheese] (from the cartoon series "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends") in the [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd.htm Internet Hanna-Barbera Fashion Database] describes the show as being "located just down the block from Trogdor the Burninator and across the street from Juggernaut calling people b****es."
*In a review of [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/lambchopchanukah.html Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah], the character Charlie Horse's use of a computer is compared to Strong Bad in the form of an e-mail asking how he types with hooves on his hands. The e-mail is signed, "crapfully yours, crapface mccrappington, asbury park, nj."
*[http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/volvagia.html Volvagia's HySpace profile] lists two reasons why he was revived by Ganondorf, one of them is to "burninate the countryside."
*On the final page of [http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld4.html Rob Liefeld's 40 worst drawings] the author notes, "We'll ignore the elephantine Strong Sad leg that he's given Franklin Richards in the first panel."

==Pure Pwnage ==
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[[Image:Purepwnage_email.jpg|thumb|Jeremy from Pure Pwnage]]At the beginning of [http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/s1/10/ episode 10], Jeremy answers e-mails in the exact same style as Strong Bad does. The computer used says "[[Compy 386]]" in the corner.

== PVP Online ==
[[Pan Pan]] shows up in a panda line-up on [http://www.pvponline.com/article/2696/Fri-Apr-21 pvponline.com], done by guest artist [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Howard Taylor].

== Rareware.com ==
In the [http://www.rareware.com/extra/scribes/24dec03/index.html December 24, 2003 edition] of the letters page Scribes, one letter states:

<blockquote>Can you answer emails in Flash like [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad]] does? I think it would be funny because we could all hear you speak with an [[sb_email 22|English]] accent, which us North Americans find amusing. :) Also, we could hear you groan when you get a bad one, like those other e-mails you get... you know, the ones that aren't sent by me.</blockquote>

The response:
<blockquote>''British'' accent, Arse, ''British'' accent. Anyway, no. That would be a terrible error.</blockquote>

== Real Ultimate Power ==
Parodies of [http://www.realultimatepower.net '''''Real Ultimate Power'''''] are everywhere. A fan [http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor.html made one] featuring TROGDOR.

== Red vs Blue ==
*At [http://www.redvsblue.com Red vs Blue] they made a public service announcement about tattoos (It appears every 4 weeks or so in the season 1 archive). When Church suggests you get a tattoo of your favorite character from your favorite online comic (obviously referring to himself), Strong Bad's face appears on-screen instead.
*A Strong Bad and a Homestar sticker is also seen during the Red vs. Blue segment in the Halo 2 Limited Collectors Edition DVD, on the window of a door.

== RiffTrax ==
*In the [[Wikipedia:RiffTrax|RiffTrax]] for the movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/eragon Eragon], upon seeing a cottage on fire, [[Wikipedia:Kevin Murphy|Kevin Murphy]] quips "Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!"
*And in the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/batman-and-robin Batman and Robin] Rifftrax, when they are placing the mask on Bane's face, [[Wikipedia:Bill Corbett|Bill Corbett]] states "Next they're going to put boxing gloves on him and force him to read emails," in an obvious reference to the ever popular sbemail feature. It should be noted that particular Rifftrax was written by the fans.
*In the RiffTrax of the Harrison Ford movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/firewall Firewall], [[Wikipedia:Mike Nelson|Mike Nelson]] quips as Harrison Ford works at a computer, "Now that I've watched every single [[Strong Bad Email]]..."
*In the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/troll-2 Troll 2] RiffTrax, guest riffer [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Lowtax]] comments on a particularly 80s-sounding midi loop playing in one scene, asking "Are they listening to the soundtrack of a Homestar Runner cartoon in there?"
*In the [http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/27/ironic-internet-halloween-fever/#comment-17080 October 27, 2008 blog entry], webmaster Conor posted his version of the [[Homestar Runner]] [[Punkin Stencils|Pumpkin]]. He also mentions that [[Ballad Of The Sneak]] is his favorite toon, and wonders how [[Da Vinci's Notebook]] got to work with [[The Brothers Chaps]].

== RinkWorks Graffiti ==
Homestar is referenced twice on the [http://www.rinkworks.com/ RinkWorks] [http://www.rinkworks.com/graffiti graffiti pages].
*The text "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|Baleted]]" can be seen [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=12 here].
*An image of Strong Bad has been crudely pasted in to all the other crazy stuff going on [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=14 here].

== Rocketboom ==
* On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/03/rb_05_mar_15.html 3/15/2005] episode, we see a clip of the [[SXSW Panel - 14 Mar 2005|March 14th SXSW Panel]] and Amanda interviewing Homestar.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/12/rb_05_dec_05.html 12/5/05] episode of the v-log [http://www.rocketboom.com/ Rocketboom], Amanda Congdon is wearing a Homestar Runner shirt.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2006/04/rb_06_apr_12.html 4/12/2006] episode, after Amanda reports about a human clock, she comments that she still likes her [[Strong Bad Clock]] better.

==Salon.com==
Strong Bad made Salon.com's "Sexiest Man Living" list for 2007.[http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2007/11/15/sexiest_man/index6.html]

== Sam & Max Season One ==
On the [http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/faq FAQ page for the new Sam & Max games], Homestar Runner is mentioned--praised, even.

== The Schumin Web ==
The [http://www.schuminweb.com/ splash page] for November 2005 showed an image of Ben Schumin dressed up as [[The Thnikkaman]]. The same image also appears in the [http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/archives/splash-page.asp Splash Page Archives].

== Shenmue II : The Gang Edition ==
In the fan-movie [http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/%7Eshenmuedojo/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14850&sid=4d196b2cc178187c5528f347a593e744 Shenmue II : The Gang Edition], when Ryo arrives at Guilin, he is distracted by a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll, which is the guardian of the village where Shenhua lives. 
Later, Ryo kicks the Plush Doll, making it complain.

==Shirt.Woot==
The description for the shirt [http://shirt.woot.com/ "pencildellic"] was entitled "my head asplode" on Thursday September 27, 2007

== Shoot the Cliché ==
Trogdor appears as one of the clichés in this game from [http://www.anothersite.co.uk another site].
[http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=131& Click here] to play the game.

==Smash Bros. MOJO!!==
For this Super Smash Bros. Brawl parody site, The King of Town is listed as a [http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/kingoftown.html playable character], and he is referenced from the game [[Super Kingio Bros.]]

[http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/paint_pixel.html Another] playable character, Paint Pixel, is seen surrounded by many characters in a screenshot. One of these characters is [[Trogdor]].

== Something Awful ==
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Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat and Marzipan appear as grotesque caricatures in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/tub-bites-vol.php Tub Bites vol. 2.]. The computer used in the toon appears to be a parody of the [[Compy 386]]. The first email is "[[DELETED|Recycle Binned!]]". Homestar returns Strong Bad's "80's reference" (a ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]'' cartridge), as well as some of his "[[Crap|crappy]] catchphrases" (the one used as an example is "[[Crap#Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations|holy crap!]]"). Also, this is reprised with an obvious parody of a "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"-style Strong Bad e-mail in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/karnov-playset-2.php?page=5 Karnov Bites].
*The Easter egg in Tub Bites 2 is a parody of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], featuring calls from parodies of Strong Bad, the King of Town, Homsar, Coach Z and Strong Sad.

The update of March 1, 2007, [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/steve-movie-blog.php Steve's Movie Review Blog], contains reference to the [[Strong Bad Email]]s. The article is written as if the writer is unfamiliar with internet trends; he writes that he just discovered the site, thinks the cartoon's title is "The Strong Bads", and thinks its web address is www.strongbad.com.

Homestar appears in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/internet-cartoon-2000.php Funny Housemates 2] and [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/housemates-cartoon-3.php Funny Housemates 999]. He looks like Homestar, but acts more like Homsar.

== South Park Studios ==
Somebody at South Park Studios is a fan, as a January 28, 2006 [http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/display_faq_search.php?section=2&id=38887&search_faq= FAQ update] contains the following:

'''Q. - How do you type with boxing gloves on?''' A. - I'm sorry, this is "Ask South Park" not "Ask StrongBad ''[sic]''."

== the show with zefrank ==
On the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/09/090706.html September 7, 2006 episode] of [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/ the show], zefrank included a link to [[duck pond]] as a "silly thing".

Moreover, on the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050106.html May 1, 2006 episode], the game can be seen on zefrank's monitor in the background.

There's also an obvious reference to Strong Bad [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/10/102406.html here].

== Stinkoman 20X6 on VGMusic.com ==
*[http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] have done a remix of some of the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack. However, since VGMusic doesn't allow direct linking to MIDI files, the creator has put them up on his website for download. The links can be found here:
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_levelselect.mid Level Select]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_levelstart.mid Level Start]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level1.mid Level 1]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_boss.mid Boss Theme]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level2.mid Level 2]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level8.mid Level 8]
These files were sequenced by Tyler Prevost.

== The Straight Dope ==
The StrongBadZone was submitted for [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/ Weird Earl's] on [http://www.straightdope.com/ The Straight Dope], a category featuring strange and/or awesome sites.

== Stick RPG 2 ==
On the [http://www.stickrpg2.com/news.php#1147888194 news post for May 17], there is a line that says "what are you using, a 386?", with "386" being a link to [[invisibility]].

==Stick Shorts==
On [http://www.freewebs.com/stickshortsbyjonny/index.htm this site], [http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JYsu4eoTuI episode 11] includes a short that is about a guy who sees Homestar, and kicks him, which results in Homestar falling on the guy. This is also a coincidence, since this series is created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions] like Charlie Clay and the Clay Crew. Even the Homestar sprite is the same as the one used in Charlie Clay.

== Strong Bad Pilots an F/A-22 Raptor ==
For a short time, Strong Bad could be seen on the Lockheed Martin [http://www.f22-raptor.com/ F/A-22 Raptor Team Web Site] [[:Image:sbf22.png|F/A-22 Raptor]].

==Suave==
[http://www.suave.net/~dave/trogdor.cgi This Suave page] is about Trogdor, Strong Bad, and The Cheat.

== Superdickery.com ==
*In a "Bizzaro letters" segment, one guy writes "Dear Strongbad: How do you type with boxing gloves on?" [http://www.superdickery.com/gabliam4-16.html]
*Also, the creator says "head a'splode" in a little blurb following [http://www.superdickery.com/other/256.html this comic cover]

== Technopets ==
On [http://technopets00.tripod.com technopets00.tripod.com], in the tpemail [http://technopets00.tripod.com/id36.html Icons], the e-mail message at the bottom says "Email me. Bad emails will be burninated, er burned"

== Templelooters.com ==
*On the July 30th, 2007 column on the Ask Mandy column on the Billy and Mandy-fan-site-part of Templelooters.com, ([http://www.templelooters.com/evil/am073007.asp]) someone asks
<blockquote>Dear Mandy, 
[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] 
[[Crapfully Yours]], 
[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] from the H*R Wiki. 
</blockquote>

Mandy answers, "I give up. How DO you type with boxing gloves on?"

*On the August 13, 2007 column, Mandy receives an email by a person claiming to be the [[King Of Town]].

<blockquote>
Oh, hello, Mandy. This is the King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Uh, I just emailed you to tell you that, Josh N is not the guy 
who you all of these emails asking to make fun of Brandi Ervan,okay? Uh, it was me all along! Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo. 
Um, so next time you see me, give me a kick in the shins! And next time you see Josh N, give him a list of why Cookie (from the
 
cancelled Rayman TV series) worrys about everything in the world and should be claimed an official Ogdenite, and a very rare Rayman TV 
series videotape, why don't you? Um, okay, I have to go eat everything on it, especially [[whatsit]] and lose my lunch, because I'm the 
King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
</blockquote>

== The Morning News ==
In an [http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/tricks_of_the_trade.php article] where they outline 30 tricks from 30 different trades; under cartographer it details this trick: Mapmakers will often use "copyright traps," bits of information in their maps that are purposefully wrong. They might label a body of water '''"Lake Strongbad,"''' for instance, and then examine the next editions of competitors' maps to see if the incorrect information makes an appearance.

==The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com==
[http://the-coolest-stuff-ever.com]This website is an obvious reference to homestarrunner.com. The name and main page both come from the Strong Bad Email [[credit card]], and they also have an Easter egg with a fan-made, Homestar Runner Space Invaders game.

== ThinkGeek ==
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/722a/action/2111db4/ There is a picture on one page] showing some plastic toys dressed up for Halloween. One of the toys is dressed up as Strong Bad (or, as they call him, "Strong Bob").
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/91f2/ At the bottom of another page], a Kick The Cheat doll is shown in a short video. Additionally, the man in the video is wearing an "I Love Toxic Waste" t-shirt, which could be a reference to Homestar's reference.
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9505/ The advertisement for one of ThinkGeek's t-shirts] includes an image with handwriting that causes the shirt to read "im in ur MEDIEVAL VILLAGE BURNINATing ur PEASANTS".
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/a42d/images/2742/ A recruitment poster] for Battlestar Galactica's military has the caption "Do You Has?", referring to the [[Homestarmy]].
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/88dc/ A page for a "Media Tank"] uses the word "Grumblecakes"

== The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks ==
*In [http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2009/03/new-nickname.html this entry] for the blog, a man named Glenn was called "'Our Great Friend'" on a sign thanking him. The blogger comments, "Poor Glenn[...]has the clunkiest nickname I have encountered. I think he should lobby for '[[english paper|The Yellow Dart]]'."

== The Spriters Resource ==
There is a [http://www.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/sbcg4ap/index.html category] of rips from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. So far, the only sheet is from [[Snake Boxer 5]].

== TV Squad ==

[[Wikipedia:Wil Wheaton|Wil Wheaton]] mentions a [[Flask|load-bearing flask]] in a [http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/12/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-battle/ Star Trek review].

== [http://tvtropes.org TV Tropes Wiki] ==
*The TV Tropes Wiki has an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomestarRunner article] about Homestar Runner.
*It is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SearchWiki?text=Homestar&pagename=Main%2FSearchWiki often mentioned] when examples of tropes are needed.
*There are tropes named for such subjects as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WithBoxingGlovesOn With Boxing Gloves On], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheKingOfTown The King of Town], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourHeadASplode Your Head A Splode].

== Uncyclopedia==
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*On the ever-popular factually-inaccurate encyclopedia [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], the VfD (vote for deletion) template reads "Baleeted! This article is total crap. Please VFD."
*The template for articles that contain too much information reads: "This article contains way too much information. Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by removing stuff."
**A second template simply reads: "THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE", which is one of Uncyclopedia's dozens of inside jokes. Alas, the picture for it refers to ''Scanners''.
* In [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Errors.png this image], one of the error messages is the "[[:Image:this is real.png|Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.]]" error from [[50 emails]].
* One of the user awards includes [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Burninator Burninator].
*In the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Recentnews Recentnews] template, one of the news items reads that "An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to '''[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]''' has an astraordinarily affect on grammar."
*If you attempt to restore [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork/File_1 File 1] of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork Zork], you have some [[Grumblecakes]] in your inventory. You are also wearing the [[Kerrek]]'s belt.
**Also, trying to get/take the sword in the kitchen prompts the message "You can't get/take [[ye flask|ye sword]]!"
*Fake (or at least, mostly fake) descriptions of the characters have been entered.
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner Homestar Runner]''': "A prolific actor (famous for playing the role of [[Matt Chapman]] in the 2000 movie "Flash Cartoonists")"
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Strong_Bad Strong Bad]''': One of "the most notable and prolific singer/songwriters of the past decade".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coach_Z Coach Z]''': "An athletic genius" and "a prolific writer and rapper".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pom_Pom Pom Pom]''': "A large, balloon-like alien from the planet Inflatrosis".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trogdor_the_Burninator Trogdor]''': "The son of the Friendly Giant and Puff, The Magic Dragon".
*[[homsar]] has been "sporked" from this Wiki (see [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/homsar] here). There is also an article on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tandy_400 Tandy 400], as well as one on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Wiki this Wiki].
*[[50K RaceWalker]] is listed as the 43rd [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time worst computer game of all time].
**In addition, [[Kid Speedy]] is listed as -27th.
*There are [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/25#Category_.CF.80:_The_World_Wide_CoWeb 5 Homestar Runner variations] of the phrase "[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows You have two cows]", as well as a [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/11 Coach Z] variation.
*The start of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Game_Online Game Online] is a direct rip-off of the start of [[Thy Dungeonman]].
*Three of the choices for [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Monster the monster template] are "a [[The Yello Dello|Yello Dello]]", "a cavalry of [[dongrel]]s" and "a [[bear holding a shark]]".
*Two of the choices on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Random/killed random "killed by" template] are "[[Trogdor|burninated]]" and "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|BALEETED!]]"
*The page on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nowhere Nowhere] starts with the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] message.
*The [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Beowulf.jpg Beowulf image] has Strong Bad (with [[Ab-Abber 2000|abs]], a [[keyswordtar]], and a [[horned helmet]]) and The Cheat (again, with a horned helmet) teaming up to fight Trogdor.
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Do_NOT_click_any_links%21/click61 This page], part of a clicking game, reads "THIS PAGE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE NCAA FOR [[Commandos in the Classroom|SEVERE CUSSING AND VERY ILLEGAL PONYFIGHTS]]."
*If you get banned, It says "Baninated", witch refers to [[Trogdor|burninate]]
*On Uncyclopedia's [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christianity#Jesus.27_opinion article on Christianity], Trogdor is "the logo of Jesus' personal choice."
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Adobe.jpg Adobe.jpg], "Another happy Photoshop user," has one of the Strong Bad freebie patches Photoshopped.
*For the "On this day..." section on the Uncyclopedia Main Page on March 22nd, 2008, one of the items listed was under the year "20X6", and linked to [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/20X6#20X6|this page (without the anchor, however)]
*The article on "[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You you]" contains the sentence "You are also nothing like the coolest guy in the universe, Homestar Runner."
*[[Homsar]] is listed as a member of "The Axis of Evil", a fake conspiracy group, an a "wannabe terrorist and rulers of the world", as seen on his page ([http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homsar])

== Uni Watch ==
*Uni Watch, a blog devoted to following the trends of sports logos, jerseys, and other sports-related designs, links to the e-mail [[redesign]] in the December 1 blog entry "Keep Your [[Pants]] On". The "little animation", as it is referred to, is mentioned as a "good commentary on logo updates". [http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2006/12/01/keep-your-pants-on/]

== Urban Dictionary ==
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On July 1st, 2005, the main page "word of the day" on Urban Dictionary was biz cas fri. (It is misspelled as "bis cas fri.") [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bis+cas+fri&defid=801385]

Various other phrases and words are defined on the site (with varying degrees of accuracy in spelling and content) such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teen+Girl+Squad Teen Girl Squad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strong+Bad Strong Bad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homestar+runner Homestar Runner], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fhgwhgads fhqwhgads],
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pfargtl Pfargtl], and
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Somebody+get+this+freaking+duck+away+from+me "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"].

== Variousimmers ==
On [http://www.variousimmers.net this site] dedicated to modding [[Wikipedia:The Sims 2|The Sims 2]], two of the objects are a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=518 here]), and a Strong Bad [[monument]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=1568 here]).



== VG Mix ==
[http://www.vgmix.com/song_view.php?song_id=615 Here] there is a remix of the first racing tune from Rad Racer (which is also Stinkoman's theme). The title references to [[japanese cartoon]] and the song itself contains quotes from said e-mail.

== Videogame Scrapbook ==
[http://www.videogamescrapbook.com This site] has [http://www.videogamescrapbook.com/download/homestar_runner_videlectrix.php a page] with various [[Videlectrix]] music available for download.

== Visitmypiczosite.piczo.com ==
*On Life On Sedna's Weekly Fanstuff for [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=23116139 The Last Week Of August], the official logo for Life On Sedna (See Comic Sightings) is drawn on a whiteboard. Also, a funny drawing of Homestar is there.


== Wikipedia ==
* In Wikipedia's April Fool's Day Article 2005, Homestar in his Daisy Dukes was eventually added to the somewhat lengthy Wikipedia April Fool's Day 2005 article detailing a hostile takeover of Wikipedia by Encyclopedia Britannica. He was part of Wikipedia's "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11827614#New_corporate_structure new corporate structure]" as the Minister of Long Pants. He was then pictured lower on the page in the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11828885#Immediate_aftermath Immediate Aftermath]" section, then moved to the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833150#Related_Information Related Information]" section, then finally [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833471 dropped] altogether. The page as it exists now can be found [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:April_1%2C_2005/2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia here], and the edit history for the page [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&action=history here]. Strong Bad was also named Minister of Deleting email, and is found directly under Homestar's listing.

*On [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:April fools/April Fools' Day 2006|another April Fools Day]], the deleted tab on the home page was renamed "baleeted".

== Xgenstudios ==
In one of the websites games called "Graffiti" one of the example pictures contains a dragon that looks very similar to, or is, Trogdor.The dragon(Trogdor) is also breathing a flame that is similar to Trogdors way of Burninating.

== xkcd ==

In the [http://xkcd.com/341/ Nov 12, 2007] installment of the webcomic ''xkcd'', a character asks "How does she type with oven mitts!?"
In the [http://xkcd.com/537/ 537th] installment of xkcd, when you hold your cursor over the picture, the title text reads "DUCKLOOP'D?"

== X-treme Geek ==

The word 'fangoriously' appears on [http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/searchdetail.asp?productID=12406 a page selling Venus Fly Traps].

== YouTube ==
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*While [http://youtube.com YouTube] was down for maintenance on August 17, 2006, pictures of the youtube offices were posted on the youtube homepage. Two of them showed a Kick The Cheat doll. [[:Image:Cheattube1.jpg|photo 1]], [[:Image:Cheattube2.jpg|photo 2]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pPCkhYMQgY Internet People], part of a series called "The Meth Minute 39", is viewable on YouTube and mentions Homestar Runner. ''See also: [[Animation Sightings#Channel Frederator]]''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Ez0uijGAI This video] on a [[Wikipedia:Wii Shop Channel|Wii Shop Channel]] hack has the background music as [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]] some of the comments notably replied relating to the song saying: "WTF is this song called? its freaking awsome?," and, "one of the oddest songs i have ever heard" some comments include various questions of where it is from, while some clearly remember it from the e-mail, and some complaints, which can all be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=G-Ez0uijGAI&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DG-Ez0uijGAI here].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3n-LC3Em4 FALCOR - the URiNATOR], a parody of TROGDOR, was featured on July 16, 2007, shortly after is was released on the 12th. Coincidentally, it was featured on a Monday. I quickly got over 25 video responses, and has 1,307,406 views as of October 15, and now has 60 video responses. It has gotten over 19,000 clicks from links on webpages. It also holds the #12 slot on "Most Discussed (All Time) - Pets & Animals." It has recently gotten a ringtone version. The e-mail is mentioned as his inspiration the the description.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaDUskLtRhU Mario Paint renditions], a compilation of Mario Paint segments, shows one of them being Homestar Runner slowly running, with an attempt at the [[Intro|Intro song]] done in Mario Paint as background music to the animation, and the theme to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/sherifam Sherifam's] videos make reference to Homestar Runner.
**The first one being the Tait-imation theatre videos. The first one ever created featured Tait beating Homestar senseless with knumchucks, a reference to [[Fall Float Parade]]. At the end of this cartoon, Homestar says as he goes flying into a probable hammerspace, "And that's how I became a law!", a reference to [[4 branches]].
**Tait-imation being Kobatsu Emails, an obvious parody of Strong Bad Emails, in which Kobatsu, a chibi animated version of Tait with no arms on, checks his email. In result of it being bad, it gets [[DELETED]].
**Second video series is the Cal Email Show (or C-mails, an obvious reference to "sbemails"), of which Cal, the main operator of the channel, answers emails. In the 2nd and most recent, Prank mail, he gets asked [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|a familiar question]] and results in a [[DELETED|familiar answer]].
**The channel message states that viewing one of sherifam's videos will "quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater. (Views will not quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater)" in a parody to [[SBCG4AP]]
*There are also three videos on youtube, entitled "The Man with 100 Voices", "The Man of 100 Voices" and "The Man of 101 More Voices" respectively. All three feature Homestar Runner impersonations.
**Video 1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMV0fHinHaA numbers 48 to 52
**Video 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5CmqC1E-Ag&feature=related Numbers 91 to 95
**Video 3:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzBtTcnh5c Numbers 88 to 90
*There are various user accounts active on YouTube with Homestar Runner references in their account names, such as [http://youtube.com/user/Burnin8r55555 Burnin8r55555].
*[http://youtube.com/profile?user=HomeStarRunnerTron User HomeStarRunnerTron], whose real name is Skye, has many references to the Homestar Runner Body of work in his uploaded videos. Some notable reference include [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYezCYY46ZM this video], which includes Skye doing some of the voices he used for the Pokémon Abridged Series, with his test sentence being "[[radio|The fish was delish and it made quite a dish.]]". One of his Pokémon Abridged Series episodes, taken down due to a Terms of Use Violation, included a scene where Professor Oak, Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, and Ash's Mom, "nodded in agreement" to Skye's voiceover comments. He then repeated the scene except all of them were wearing Dangeresque glasses, and Oak was wearing a Homestar Runner Shirt. 
*In [http://www.youtube.com/user/sonicthehedgehog2222 sonicthehedgehog2222's] video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2setjCoK-jI adam h. 2 preview], Adam can be seen with a black Trogdor the Burninator shirt on, and has a Trogdor poster in his room.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhi-oXUb-d4 This spoof] of CBC's ''Hockey Night in Canada'' intro features the ''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'' version of [[Trogdor (song)|the Trogdor song]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L43bIwsvbSM This Magfest video] briefly shows Strong Bad in his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|Carmen Sandiego Halloween costume]].

== ytmnd ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
Many Homestar Runner-related [http://ytmnd.com You're The Man Now, Dog] pages have been [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=homestar&x=0&y=0 created], such as [http://hatesomuch.ytmnd.com/ this one], which involves the [[Cheat Commandos]], [http://hr10versary.ytmnd.com/ this one] which is an anniversary site, [http://homestarspin.ytmnd.com/ this one], which includes a scene from [[dangeresque 3]], and [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=freakin+duck&x=0&y=0 these], which all reference [[Main Page 13]]. <s>[http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ OH NOOOOOOES!!! MISSINGNO!]</s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20060304101602/http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ (cache)] had one of the [[System Sounds]] looping.

== [[Wikipedia: Zero Punctuation|Zero Punctuation]] ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
In the review of [[Wikipedia: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed|Star Wars: The Force Unleashed]], the text "Time Paradox'd" is displayed when Yahtzee describes Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker fighting each other. The reference is seen at 3:01 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed here]

==Zingtech==
The [http://www.zingtech.com/features/painting/ paintings] section of the website features an acrylic painting entitled [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|"Guy With a Big Knife"]].

[[Category:Sightings]]

Website Sightings

2009-03-23T03:51:51Z

Stinkoman K:

Subtitles:bestcaper/en

2009-02-11T01:29:58Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Man, what should I do today?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">deep breath</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Man. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, I know!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">I can pretend one leg is shorter than the other again.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">mock sliding noises</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">It doesn't touch.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">TV static</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>TV static</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">uncertain The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">All right, let's retrace our steps.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stole Homestar's melonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">You made pee-pee in said melonade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">embarrassed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastic The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">uncertain The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Come on, man!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">This is like our best caper ever,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">and we don't even remember what we did!?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Thanks for stopping by!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunting noises</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh that is it, satellite phone!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">You've poked me for the last time!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">You too, flare gun.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">You're sure you don't remember, like,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">tricking Homestar into getting onto a cargo plane,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">or maybe bribing some walruses,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">or, like, experimenting with the folding of space-time?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this isn't Marzipan's new patio.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">You're a polar bear, right?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:answer13/en

2009-02-04T20:24:23Z

Stinkoman K:

{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer13.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something.</line>
<line start="76" end="94" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">So just leave me a message.</line>
<line start="95" end="99" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="107" end="135" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar.</line>
<line start="136" end="197" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message.</line>
<line start="198" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Are you ready?</line>
<line start="210" end="230" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Here goes.</line>
<line start="230" end="354" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar...</line>
<line start="354" end="435" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh!</line>
<line start="435" end="540" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark?</line>
<line start="540" end="575" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot!</line>
<line start="575" end="623" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!</line>
<line start="623" end="627" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="640" end="660" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">It's my new jam!</line>

<line start="660" end="699">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I'm not talking about butter,</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="700" end="734">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Or how nobody likes me!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="735" end="765">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">It's the new KOT!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="766" end="811">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="812" end="886">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I play guitar, apparently!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="886" end="942" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo.</line>
<line start="943" end="1014" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you.</line>
<line start="1015" end="1028" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">See ya in a bit!</line>
<line start="1029" end="1034" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1046" end="1116" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three!</line>
<line start="1116" end="1153" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'!</line>
<line start="1153" end="1220" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere,</line>
<line start="1220" end="1261" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in the hopes that one day, many decades from now,</line>
<line start="1261" end="1324" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">some buck-toothèd fool will receive it, and be thoroughly bamboozled!</line>
<line start="1324" end="1367" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes! Now, on with the prank!</line>
<line start="1367" end="1439" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?</line>
<line start="1439" end="1506" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy lasagna! Stop!</line>
<line start="1506" end="1510" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1523" end="1573" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1573" end="1595" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I-i-i-i-it's my it's my new jam!</line>
<line start="1595" end="1637" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam!</line>
<line start="1637" end="1662" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout (KOT!)</line>
<line start="1662" end="1688" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! (New jam!)</line>
<line start="1688" end="1712" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1712" end="1730" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout KOT!</line>
<line start="1730" end="1762" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1762" end="1784" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line>
<line start="1784" end="1802" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1802" end="1825" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout butter!</line>
<line start="1825" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1851" end="1880" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line>
<line start="1880" end="1930" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="1930" end="1934" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1946" end="2022" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hi-low, can anybody hear me? Give me the hiiiigh sign.</line>
<line start="2022" end="2110" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's The Homestar Runner, speaking into an empty soup can, with a length of twine coming from the 'neath.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2197" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, empty soup can. Hello, length of twine. You seem like mighty fine fellers.</line>
<line start="2197" end="2294" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you around, Brown!</line>
<line start="2295" end="2299" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="2310" end="2440" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello Marzipan, this is Lorenz... Magazine... Man, calling to tell you that your subscription to</line>
<line start="2440" end="2525" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine,</line>
<line start="2525" end="2610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is about to erupt! You need to evacuate! It's gonna blow sky high!</line>
<line start="2610" end="2667" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get out while you can! So what you gotta do is — and believe me,</line>
<line start="2667" end="2712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm Lorenz Magazine Man who are— who you're gonna trust —</line>
<line start="2712" end="2757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is bake all your money into a no-bake apple pie,</line>
<line start="2757" end="2845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and set it cooling on your windowsill. So that way, once the eruption is great,</line>
<line start="2845" end="2890" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">you can come home and eat pie and money!</line>
<line start="2890" end="2975" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because it's still going to be there, on your windowsill! Am I wr— am I wrong?</line>
<line start="2975" end="3000" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Somebody, am I wrong?</line>
<line start="3000" end="3060" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody in here at the office with their headsets on said "you're not wrong".</line>
<line start="3060" end="3160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So this is Lorenz Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door. </line>
<line start="3155" end="3159" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="3185" end="3199" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises in a singsong voice</line>
<line start="3200" end="3215" speaker="kingoftown">Doo doo doo doo doo!</line>
<line start="3216" end="3224">
<thecheat>loud, surprised The Cheat noise</thecheat>
<kingoftown>Oh!</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="3225" end="3253" speaker="kingoftown">The Cheat! What are you doing here?</line>
<line start="3254" end="3281" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3282" end="3355" speaker="kingoftown">A remix? But I gotta cut my demo! My new album needs to drop!</line>
<line start="3356" end="3381" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3382" end="3418" speaker="kingoftown">Oooh! A split seven-inch, eh?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Matt Chapman

2009-01-31T05:40:39Z

Stinkoman K: /* Film and Television */

[[Image:Chapman_Matt_personal_photo.png|thumb|250px|Fan of a man indeed!]]

'''Matthew Chapman''' (born [[$11.01|November 1]], 1976) is the younger of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. He and his brother [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] are the principal creators of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Matt is the voice actor for almost all of the characters on the site. He is married to [[Jackie Chapman]], who had a brief cameo in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]. They currently have one child.

==General Information==
=== Food of Significant Interest ===
*Egg salad sandwiches (with bits of bacon). [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/page4.html]
*When they were young children, Mike fed Matt cupcakes with toothpaste in them. [http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59261,00.html] Matt retaliated by feeding Mike [[marzipan|vinegar toast]].
*Matt has a new-found enthusiasm for [[Wikipedia:Poutine|poutine]]. [http://www.thesheaf.com/newspub/comments.cgi?view=1062]
*He also likes Onion Straws. He describes them as "Dismantled Awesome Blossoms." [http://www.theinkhole.com/homestar1.htm]

=== Careers ===
* Matt used to work for [http://www.earthlink.net Earthlink], an Internet company. [http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar.html]
* Matt also did voices for Preschool Protocops and some voices for webtoons and radio commercials for [[Mellow Mushroom]]. [http://www.retrocrush.com/homestar/index2.html]
* The first day after Matt quit his job (as the sales of Homestar Runner merchandise were so high), he got jury duty. "It sucked. My first day of self-employment and I got put on a jury," he said. [http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar2.html]

=== Film and Television ===
*The Brothers Chaps' friend, David Gordon Green, made a movie called ''[[IMDb:tt0299458|All The Real Girls]]''. Matt ended up being in it, but has no speaking part. He's in the background at one point, just sitting on a couch. In the credits, he's listed as [[Strong Bad]]. Mike and [[Craig Zobel]] were also involved in the movie.
*He has a [http://oracleofbacon.org/cgi-bin/movielinks?game=0&firstname=Kevin%20Bacon&secondname=Matt+Chapman+(II) Bacon Number] of 2.
*He has composed [[Songs#Songs_by_Matt_Chapman_from_Sealab_2021|music for Sealab 2021]].

=== Favorite Music ===
*Matt's top 5 favorite records of all time (in no particular order):
**[[Wikipedia:Vince Guaraldi|Vince Guaraldi Trio]] — ''[[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas (album)|A Charlie Brown Christmas]]''
**[[Wikipedia:The Minutemen (band)|The Minutemen]] — ''[[Wikipedia:Double Nickels on the Dime|Double Nickels on the Dime]]''
**[[Wikipedia:Neil Young|Neil Young]] — ''[[Wikipedia:Rust Never Sleeps|Rust Never Sleeps]]''
**[[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] — ''[[Wikipedia:De La Soul Is Dead|De La Soul Is Dead]]''
**[[Wikipedia:Sebadoh|Sebadoh]] — ''[http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000035FO/ Bubble & Scrape]''

=== Misc. ===
*Matt can be seen as an audience member in an episode of ''[[IMDb:tt0163507|Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]''.
*Jackie helped write "[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]".
*Matt and Jackie owned a cat named [[Mabel]] who was first featured in [[website]]. Mabel died in 2007 and was memorialized in [[hygiene]].

== See Also ==
*[[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments]]
*[[HRWiki:Matt's 2006 birthday card|Matt's 2006 birthday card]]

== External Links ==
''Videos and interviews are available at [[Interviews and Public Appearances]].''
*[http://media.www.lsureveille.com/media/storage/paper868/news/2003/11/06/Entertainment/Home-Sweet.Homestar-2047711.shtml LSU Reveille Online, 6 Nov 2003]
*[http://www.thedailyeasternnews.com/news/2004/04/23/TheVerge/holy-Crap-669677.shtml Daily Eastern News, 23 Apr 2004]
*[http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html Kevin Scott interviews the brothers, 20 May 2003]
*[http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59261,00.html Wired Interview, 23 Jun 2003]

*[http://www.retrocrush.com/homestar/index2.html Retrocrush interview, date unknown (17 Jun 2004?)]
*[[IMDb:nm1480095|Matt Chapman's IMDb page]]
*[http://2005.sxsw.com/interactive/conference/panels/?action=bio&id=Z157891 SXSW Personal Profile with photograph]



[[Category:Chapman family members|Chapman, Matt]]