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== Guitar Tabs? ==

Someone posted a guitar tab for [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]. Should we extend this into a semi-project to put guitar tabs on all the songs on [[Strong Bad Sings]] with guitar/bass parts? If so, I call I get to tab [[Moving Very Slowly]]! --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 20:57, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

:I don't think this is a very worthwhile project. But then, I'm not a guitar enthusiast. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:52, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
::Well, Lapper, we ARE supposed to document Homestar Runner. Why not do guitar tabs? Just don't go crazy and do the SBLOUNSKCHED! theme song. Also, I don't think you can call doing something, Martyo. If you want to do it, just do it. Dibs are for [[Wikipedia:Riding shotgun|cars]] and [http://dibs.dreyers.com/ ice cream], not wikis. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:02, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Well, Bluebry, the only reason I called it is because if we decide to do this (which we haven't yet) a bunch of transcribers are going to want to tab out songs (and some non-transcribers might do some googling to find tabs) and I don't want to miss out on a song I know how to play. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:12, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

::::If people want to do tabs, I think it's a great idea! That's good information that a lot of people might be interested in. That said, I tend to think it would be better to keep the tabs on a separate page, in general. I can see some of them getting kind of long, and the average person just trying to read about a given song shouldn't have to scroll through screens of guitar tabs. So, I propose that they be kept on a separate page and linked to. This way, they're easily accessible to the people who want to see them, but unobtrusive to those who don't. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:23, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I moved the guitar tab for Trogdor to [[Trogdor (song)/Tablature]] and linked to it in a "See Also" section of [[Trogdor (song)]] Before we move forward, is this what we want to do, or should we do it differently? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:39, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:I agree, having tabs would be awesome. I'd like to play [[different town]], for example. What should the naming scheme be? [[Trogdor (song)/Tablature]] is somewhat ugly. What about [[Trogdor Tablatures]], just like we do for the visuals?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:35, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
::Or [[Tablature: Trogdor]]. 'S perfect! Also, should we link in a see also? What about in the Detailed information area? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:37, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:::Having a separate namespace might be a ''little'' extreme, but I kinda like it. I'ma wait and see what others think. As for linkage, Detailed Info seems like a better way to go. That way, people don't have to search the page for a link. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
::::Maybe possibly maybe. Also, should we include download links for things like [http://www.power-tab.net/ Power Tab]? Or will men in black fedoras grab us for copyright violation? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:47, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::Power Tab's certainly got MY approval. Most of the tabs I transcribe ARE in Power Tab. I don't see how someone could sue us for linking to their product :P. So, yeah. Power Tab = Awesome. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:55, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
::::::Also, where it says Bass, I think you should actually put the bass tablature on there. I'm sure it'll help newbies and be more professional looking to all. :-) SMILEYS ARE GREAT! {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:00, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::::I was just wonderin, if we will have all these tabs for songs, don't we need a page with a list of all the songs that have been tabed and link to the tabliture? If we do, i will start work on it immediately.--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 23:28, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
::::::::We do. Trey made a category.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:29, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::Oh man, i wanted to do it.--{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 23:33, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

== Undo summary ==

The undo function has proved quite popular. There's one aspect of it, however, that I don't really like: the way the username is included in the summary, forever recorded that the user was reverted. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it feels like a vandal rollback, which is kind of a slap in the face. (As a side note, I'm also concerned that the undo function is being used for simple reverts of the last edit; I feel like its primary purpose is to surgically fix something a few lines down in the history.) I'd like to remove the username from the automatic summary, so that a typical undo looked like this: ''(undid revision 000000; reason for the undoing)'' — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:25, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

:I agree 100% — I think it's unsettling to see one's name in the automatic part of the summary. Perhaps this is because of the similarity to the automatic summaries from the rollback feature, which is used almost exclusively to revert vandalism. I think the automatic summary for the undo feature should be revised as you propose. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:30, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

::Yes. Better this way. The username in the summary is really off-putting: the effect to me seems rather like pointing a finger at another user and saying "you made this edit I undid". I'm not saying anyone ''meant'' to say this, but I do think that's the effect. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:34, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

:::Makes sense, although if someone reverts vandalism, it might be good for the ops to be able to see at a glance who to block (yes i know they can check the history) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:35, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

:I actually don't particularly mind, although Dot com has noted previously that it peeves him to have his name in an edit summary not preceded by "reply to". I, personally, don't mind having my name being shown as the one being reverted, as long as there's a solid edit summary following. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:38, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

::I would have thought that the current text is fine. But with people constantly using it to revert the last edit instead of undoing older edits, I wholeheartedly agree with Dot com's suggestion. It will also make edit summaries shorter and easier to read.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:01, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

:::What if "revision 000000" automagically created a link to the edit (technically speaking, "&diff=prev&oldid=000000"), like this:
::::''(undid {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Da_Basement&diff=prev&oldid=492115 revision 492115}}; forum-style post)''
:::[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:38, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

::::Shouldn't we squeeze a timestamp in there? It could be as small as "8.24, 15:26", but I'd like to see when that undone revision was made, if possible. (undid {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Da_Basement&diff=prev&oldid=492115 revision 492115}} (8.24, 15:26); forum-style post). — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:26, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::I thought stuff like that is recorded in RC; that is, the "diff" link is a link to the revert, and RC already tracks the time and date of ''all'' edits. I'm in favor of the plain ''(undid revision 000000; vandalism)'' — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 15:37, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
::::::Lapper: We don't record timestamps of the undone edit ''now'', and we do just fine. There isn't an easy mechanism to add them, either. It could be done, of course, but it would involve reworking more than a line or two of code, which is all it would take to add the link (and clicking on the link will show the old edit, including the timestamp and the editor). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:23, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::::I like Dot Com's idea, that is link with no timestamp. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:47, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Me too.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:20, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::I'm in. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:40, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
Okay, I've implemented the changes. After a little time has passed, please comment on whether you think it's an improvement. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:34, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
:I think it's a good idea! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 03:29, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
It's been a week since the new format, and I've got nothing against it. Nice and simple, and it doesn't incriminate the revertee as strongly. Great jorearb. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 18:35, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:I actually disagree. I thought it was a good idea, but now I see that this edit summary is less helpful. It doesn't give any context. When it still included the user name, one could guess which edit was meant just by looking at the history. That number isn't helpful in the least (unless you mouseover the links in the history and compare those 6-digit numbers - which I certainly don't do). I would prefer edit summaries like "undid edit 123456 by Stupid_ol'_Loaf".{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:58, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::If you click on the revision number it leads you to the exact edit. And I'd argue that in all edits, it's up to the editor to provide context, not the system. Havin g the system make it easier for an editor to be lazy - is that what we want? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:55, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh, it's much better! this is awesome! {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 02:41, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

== So what exactly is the "trusted user list"? ==

I noticed a few times, it seems that somewhere, this Wiki has a trusted user list, or so I saw while looking around on talk pages. So I was wondering, is it a tangible thing (meaning it actually exists) or is it just in the minds of staff members and such?--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 12:02, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
:There is no list (and there is also no staff). Obviously, some users are trusted more by the community than others, but I don't think anybody would keep a list or something. I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about, but I hope this answers your question.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:18, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
::Is [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 8#Limited editability for user pages|this]] what you are referring to? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:01, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I caught up with Slipstream in IRC, that's the page he was talking about... it's all been cleared up now, nothing to worry about. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:03, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
::::Thanks for drawing extra attention to a dumb idea i had a long time ago... :( {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:10, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::(For those of you who have a hard time reading sarcasm over the internet, that was an example of it.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:30, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

== Images accessable from both wikis ==

I contribute a lot to both of our HRWikis (the fanstuff being the other). However, I find it quite difficult that a lot of images that would be useful on the Fanstuff wiki are only hosted on the knowledge base. Someone with server side privelages might be able to make an image uploaded on one wiki accesable by the other. Sorta like Wikimedia Commons, where you upload it there, and it can be accessed by all the wikimedia projects. I would find it very easy. Tell me what you think! {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 02:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
:I think that's an awesome idea, but I don't have server [[privaleges]]. It' up to like It's dot com or somebody like that. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:43, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
::It is technically possible to do this, but relatively speaking there are so few images that are used on both wikis that the costs outweigh the benefits at this time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:11, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Exactly. There's literally no need to put forth the effort to make a commons, as HRWiki and HRFWiki really have nothing much in common that way. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:16, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
::::I personally see value in keeping the two distinct, and that value is enjoyed on both sides. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:47, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
I see the merit in allowing this, but isn't Commons a separate wiki? That means we would have to set ''another'' wiki up, migrate ''all'' the existing images from both the HRWiki and the HRFWiki to it, and force a redirect to said wiki whenever someone tries to upload another image. Sounds like too much of a waste of time, especially considering the amazingly small amount of images that actually have a point in being cross-linked. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 20:45, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::Commons ''is'' in fact a separate wiki. That fact alone means that they could've used the english wikipedia (or in this case the HRWiki) to make the image-copying magic. It is made separate for clarity and to avoid confusion, not necessarily for technical reasons. That said, it ''is'' a lot of work to do for what may not be used all that much. At best some script could be created to extract images from the HRwiki into the fanstuff. But again, that's a bit of work and its implementation would depend on demand/benefit and an available programmer. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::Well, we wouldn't have to put ''all'' images in Commons. 'Kipedia doesn't do that either. But I agree with Dot com and Qermaq: Only very few images would actually be shared between us and the fanstuff, making it not worth the effort. Also, I strongly argue to keep both wikis as separate as possible, content-wise. It will get messy if we don't.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:44, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== Preserve birthday card(s) as part of the history? ==

Okay guys, [[HRWiki:Da_Basement/Archive_8#Preserve_birthday_card_as_part_of_the_history|we've come to that bridge and crossed it]]. Now it's time to ask the big question: Do we make a page for [[User talk:Invisible Robot Fish/Talk Archive Mike Chapman's Card|Mike's card]]? I don't see why not. I already created a [[:Category:Mike's Birthday Card Images|category]] for the images. This, I think, is useful whether we make a page or not. Anywho, what have ye all to say? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:27, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah. I think we should. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:34, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
::Cool, I started a [[HRWiki:Mike's 2007 birthday card|not so good article]] covering it (made before the world ended, and submitted after it came back up ;) ). Extra info would be most welcome. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:17, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Count increment broken ==

Okay, for some reason the #count+''increment'' and #resetcount [[HRWiki:Counter|parser tags]] don't seem to be working properly. (At least not from my machine -- which I seriously doubt is an issue, since it's all done server side, right?). I first found the problem in the QOW page, and {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux/sandbox&diff=506429&oldid=506426 have}} {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux/sandbox&diff=506433&oldid=506432 tried}} {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux/sandbox&diff=506435&oldid=506434 different things}} to assess the situation and try to find a workaround. However, I've come to the following conclusions (from my observations):
#The #resetcount tag is not resetting the counts for any value (except maybe to zero)
#The ''increment'' parameter in the #count tag seems to behave in some strange way
#All the count examples in the documentation still seem to work correctly (confusing me more).
As such, I am completely baffled by this behavior. Even all the names match! Maybe It's the spaces? I don't know. This is weird. Help! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:15, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

:I think it may have been a formatting issue. Does {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=506872&oldid=506371 this change}} fix the issue? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:53, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
::Stux, I tweaked the hresetcount template so that it properly resets the visible values on vcount, but other than that these templates and the underlying parser functions seem to be functioning in general as they should. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:55, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Ahhh... yeah! Go figure. Leave it to me to create a template, add a feature, and months later, forget all about it that it exists! So yeah, the parser code and templates were working all exactly how they were designed to work :S. It's just my methods of "debugging" were waaay off. Hehe. Ahh programming. Thanks Tom for figuring out what was really wrong with QOW! I can't believe little spaces caused so much trouble. ''Ahh, programming.'' Thanks Dot com for fixing ''hresetcount'' and adding the appropriate documentation to ''vcount''. I will be adding that info to ''hcount'' just in case I forget again. ;) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 00:10, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::::Well, I think it would be better to differentiate vcount from hcount, and not list unused features on hcount. Toward that end, I've listed both templates on hresetcount (and we should consider creating and differentiating vresetcount). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:28, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::Yes, I agree, and creating vresetcount sounds like a good idea. Though doing so would mean having to check all instances where hresetcount is called and see if vresetcount needs to be called. But that shouldn't be too much trouble. For now, I added the technical info back up. I think it's important in the h/vcount pages themselves to clearly state that the two templates work separately (more so with vresetcount). (This, of course, being a bad attempt at reminding ''me'' that their separate functions. ;) ) Ok! now to watch some [[TrogdorCon '97|anime]]! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:11, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== RandomArea ==

I'm starting my own wiki, and when browing extensions, I found Random Area. RandomArea is like the {{tl|homsarquote}}, only it updates the maximum number of quotes by itself. I feel it would be a lot easier for new members to add quotes. [[mw:Extension:RandomArea|Click here for info]]. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 04:44, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
:One of the features of the homsarquotes template is that it only chooses from all the quotes if it's used on the [[Homsar]] page; otherwise, it skips the first two. We could easily make the template use less code, but we set it up that way so that both the rendered list itself and the output of the template would look nice. I appreciate the suggestion, but I think we've got enough eyeballs on that page not to worry about installing anything else. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:56, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
::I understood that when I looked at the template, I knew it before suggesting it. Why does it need to skip the first two? {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 16:21, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Because the first 2 aren't quotes, they're just captions. That template was originally made (and is still used) to prevent edit warring on the [[Homsar]] caption. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:24, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

== Deleted page talk pages ==

So the recent incident with the clapping page got me thinking that maybe we should leave talk pages from deleted pages intact so that future people can see why a page was deleted. It's not always so obvious, i mean granted, a page like "homestar is stupid and dumb" that would be tagged for speedy deletion would not need such a thing even if it somehow developed one, but for pages that actually get discussed i think it would be helpful. (Maybe also have a template for such pages?) Thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:51, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:Agree. It'd be very useful to see the precedents and reasonings and things behind why pages were deleted. Wikipedia keeps their discussion pages, and this is one thing of theirs I think we SHOULD emulate.
:I also like the sound of that template. Something like "This is the talk page of a deleted article. Please do not participate in the existing discussions. If you have something new to say on why this page should be re-created, please start a new section below." Or something with good words. Better words than I can write. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 01:04, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
::I think preserving deletion discussions is a good idea. I kind of wonder why we haven't been already. I also think Dorian's words were fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:32, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:::I support this idea for the sake of preserving discussions. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:57, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
::::I like this idea. Here are some possible ideas I came up with for text:
::::*This talk page is an archive of a deleted article. Please do not contribute.
::::*This article this talk page accompanies has been deleted. This talk page has been kept for historical reasons. Please do not contribute.
::::*This talk page is kept for historical reasons, as it once accompanied a page that has been deleted. Please do not contribute.
::::*This is a talk page of a deleted article. Please do not add to the discussions below.

::::Of course, the endings saying not to contribute can apply to all of them. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 23:09, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

:::::I think it is important, though to include a bit like DorianGray's line, "If you have something new to say on why this page should be re-created, please start a new section below." A running gag, for example, may not have enough appearances, but could suddenly acquire more later on, at which point the talk page would be a good place to propose that the article be recreated. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:47, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

::::::Here's a model of what it could look like: {{tl|deletedtalk}}. It could perhaps use some improvement. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:02, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::It looks alright... we might want to edit the style a bit, but the wording seems fine. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:03, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::::I like it, too. I changed the wording [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:deletedtalk&diff=516770&oldid=515578 a little]. Maybe we should change the image to something like [[:Image:deleted.PNG|this]]? We also need to find a way to easily distinguish between archived section and currently open threads. But yes, we should definitely use this template.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Reviving? ===
Okay, since this looks like a promising idea, i also have a question about old talk pages. If we decide that this is a good idea, do we (and by WE i mean some sysop) go back and revive all the old talk pages, or is this only for the future? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:06, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:On second thought, a bot could be made to do such a thing. Still, would we? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:07, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
::How would a bot know the difference between a talk page where a deletion discussion occurred and one where it didn't? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:09, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:::first of all, if there IS a talk page, then it probably means it was discussed, as speedy deletion pages get deleted quickly and don't usually end up with talk, secondly, it could search for "<nowiki>'''delete'''</nowiki>", as there tends to be at least one instance of that on every deletion discussion. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:15, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
::::There are probably a lot more deleted talk pages with no discussion than you think. Consider all the talk pages that were page-move vandalism redirects from the Willy on Wheels days. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:19, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::That's why i also suggested searching for bolded delete. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:20, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::I don't think it's necessary for anyone (or a bot) to bother undeleting ''all'' such pages, since we've gotten along without them fine up to now. If there is an individual case where restoring an old discussion would be relevant, then we can do so as the case presents itself. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:44, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Another idea would be to write a script that searches the deleted pages' history (preferably in all namespaces) and finds any use of the {{tl|tbd}} template and creates a list of pages that were very likely part of the normal deletion process. This would elminate 99%+ of all the unwanted vandalism-created pages. The list can then be eyeballed for obvious undesirables, and auto-revived. The rest of the interested community can then re-tag those pages (and mark any that should be re-deleted). How hard would implementing this sound? What kind of interest would be in this idea? What do you guys think? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:08, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::::All of that is technically possible, but I think our focus is elsewhere right now. I maintain that restoring pages on an as-needed basis is the most practical way to go. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:26, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

I think we need to make a template to put on all talk pages that have the accompanying article deleted. That way we have a way to find them, through a category. I don't like seeing my orphan talk pages be all willy-nilly! —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 01:33, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
:Erm... you mean {{tl|deletedtalk}} and its accompanying [[:Category:Talk pages of deleted articles|category]]? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
::Presactly. I haven't edited for a week and I got really lazy. Didn't even notice it's in the section above this. I'm slipping... —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Tsk, tsk. I had to reread your post twice because I thought ''*I*'' was making some mistake in reading it. What happened to your good ol' sharp self? Though if it wasn't for your post, it wouldn't have occurred to me to go back and {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:toga_yoga&diff=prev&oldid=515324 tag}} toga yoga as deleted after ''someone'' who shall remain nameless *Cough*Dot Com*Cough* missed adding it. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 07:52, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Hmm? I didn't know we'd decided to go with that template. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:55, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
:::::Oh, my apologoies! From looking at the template use and this discussion I simply ''assumed'' that it had become official. That's what I get for trying to be somewhat "funny". Sorry Dot com. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 20:22, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
::::::I assumed so, too. I only just noticed that the discussion for the template is actually in the section above...{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:11, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

== Birthday cards for TBC ''et al.'' ==

For reference, I've copied the following conversation from [[User talk:Invisible Robot Fish]]:
<blockquote>
Hey IRF,

How 'bout we make a card for Missy when her birthday rolls around? I can imagine she's feeling pretty left out right now. Besides, she's just as important as the Brothers Chaps. If you already have one in the works, lemme know. If you don't, talk to me, and I'd be happy to help you organize it and get it together.

Sincerely, 
{{User:Homestarmy Commando1/sig}} 23:27, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:I have noticed that she hasn't got a card yet. I agree. Let's make a card for Missy! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:31, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

::I'm glad to see that there are others that want to do this. I want to mention 3 things: #1) I am about to go a 2 week vacation and will be out of contact for awhile (for Missy we have some time). #2) Matt's birthday is coming up much sooner that Missy's. #3) I have had the honor and privilidge of doing this twice now. I don't think it would be fair for me to hog this. Out of this experience I have had the opportunity to talk [[Karen Wagner]] a few times, which was awesome. I must also talk about access. I am not a sysop so the fact that I was trusted with the address to send things to the TBC is very rare. I think the less people that know such information, the bigger blessing that we can be as awhole to TBC. The LAST thing that we want is for sensitive information to be given to the wrong person (and I'm not imply that any of you are the wrong person) and TBC get tons of <s>fan-mail</s> crap in the mail. For these reasons, I think it best for a sysop or duly chosen user by the sysops to take the helm on this. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:52, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Well, Matt already got a card, but Missy hasn't; I say we put her as the top priority for the moment. I see your point with the Brothers Chaps' mailing address. Not everyone could/can be trusted with valuable info like that. If that info was put in the wrong hands or was somehow leaked, TBC would be flooded with mail, and you, me, Sam, and anyone else involved would take the fall, maybe the whole Wiki, even. Maybe{{User:Loafing/sig}} could be trusted with that. After all, he is a sysop.{{User:Homestarmy_Commando1/sig}}19:08, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
::::Loafing lives in New Zealand. It wouldn't be practical to ship something from there. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 10:31, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::Well, let's get a sysop in the States to spearhead that. I really want to help with Missy's card, so I'll feel useful and get some recognition out of it. Do you have any ideas? {{User:Homestarmy Commando1/sig}}
::::::I suggest that you ask a sysop {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:09, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::HC1: As I said on my page, if you're looking for something to do there are a lot of projects (see [[HRWiki:The Stick]]) that are more practical than this. (Do we even know her birthday?) Furthermore, anything being sent on behalf of the wiki would have to go through an administrator (Joey, Tom, or me), not just a sysop. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:18, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
</blockquote>

So far, we have sent Matt and Mike physical birthday cards, and Invisible Robot Fish did an incredible job putting both of these together.

As seen above, there's some interest in continuing do something for Matt's, Mike's, and perhaps others', birthdays. I think there are a few questions we should discuss in this vein:
#Whose birthdays should we honor as a wiki?
#What should we do in the future when we want to send birthday wishes?
#Who should take charge of these projects?

<nowiki>#1</nowiki> is clearly constrained by our knowledge of when people's birthdays are. As far as I can tell, we know when Matt's and Mike's birthdays are, but that's it. And I think that's a good place to stop. Yes, Missy does the voice of Marzipan, but there are others who do just as much or more for Homestar Runner (Karen Wagner, Ryan Sterritt, etc.) — we have to draw the line somewhere, and I think stopping at Matt and Mike is a good point (especially since we don't know anyone else's birthday!).

In regard to #2, I don't think we should do the same thing if we decide to do something for Matt or Mike's birthdays again. If we keep sending them giant birthday cards, I think the idea will get stale pretty quickly. Maybe we want to do something else in the future, but I think we should think of a different idea.

Finally, with respect to #3, IRF put a great deal of work into the past birthday cards. As he has indicated above, he'd like somebody else to take the helm of future projects, and I agree that it would be very unfair for us to expect him to put in the huge amount of work necessary to send out one of these again. Also, as IRF and It's dot com mentioned in the above quoted text, any communication sent by the wiki as a whole ought to go through the bureaucrats — Joey, Dot com, or Tom — for obvious reasons we should limit the spread of TBC's contact information as much as possible.

Any thoughts about any of these points? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:45, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

:I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said above. I'm sorry for getting this whole stupid snowball rolling in the first place. I was feeling a little egoistic at the time of the first post. I guess I just needed someone to talk some sense into me. This does seem a little big for a meager user like me. Let's just go back to the way it was before my idea. Anyone else agree? {{User:Homestarmy Commando1/sig}}

::Oh, I hope you don't take any of the above comments as directed against you. I thought you brought up a good suggestion — one worth discussing :) You're a good user and have nothing to apologize for :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:45, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Thanks, Trey. That made me feel better. I just thought you were backing up It's dot com and making me feel worse. But you do bring up some good points above. {{User:Homestarmy Commando1/sig}}
::::It was not my intention to make you feel bad, simply to point out that there are things we need done more than this, and, like Trey, question whether we wanted to continue doing this at all. It's also my responsibility to make sure anyone who wants to send anything to TBC ''on behalf of the wiki'' knows they have to go through us. I know I come across as a killjoy, but whattayagonnado. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:10, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

:::::Coup d'état? But seriously, I think it's best we only send happy birthday wishes to TBC. Don't want to go down the same slope Google did when they started doing logos for holidays no one's ever heard of. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:24, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::I've seen {{p|l=http://www.google.com/holidaylogos.html those}}. But also, I think TBC were happy when they got their own birthday poster. It may make them feel not as special (I don't have a better word) if we sent a poster card to every member of their family. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:29, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Would some sort of mass "Thank you" card directed specifically at the supporting staff (by name) be too tacky? Something that says "hey we really, ''really'', '''''really''''' appreciate all the work that you do to support TBC." Or something along those lines. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:21, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Specifically considering the creative and performance impact Missy has on the product, I would be in favor of including her in the birthday wishes in the event she chooses to disclose her birthday to the media or to us. Short of that, she is clearly wishing that date to remain a secret, and we have no plce infringing on that. Other than individuals actively invilved in creating the toons (Mike Matt and Missy, essentially) no others should be included as a matter of course. A 30th or 40th birthday, when known, might prove the exception. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
:That is a very good point. Celebrating Missy's birthday would be cool! At best, since we don't know it, we could celebrate her ''un''birthday! We'd have a 364 in 365 chance of getting it right this year, and 365 in 366 chance of getting it right <s>this</s> next year! Not a terribly great idea but seems fun. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 23:42, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
::Eeee. When a woman does not disclose her birthday, that means we should not acknowledge it. It would not be an appreciated move to force a birthday on her without her consent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:52, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

== Halloween theme ==

Is there a CSS file for the halloween skin? I really like it, and was considering using it for MySkin. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:10, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
:No, if you go to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.css&action=history Common.css's history], you will see that is was manually modified. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:21, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
::DorianGray likes to celebrate Halloween all year 'round. If you copy his [[User:DorianGray/monobook.css|monobook.css]] page into [[Special:Mypage/monobook.css|your own]], you can too! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:41, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

== What HRWiki is not ==

More of a question than a suggestion, but do we have any policies or pages on [[Wikipedia:WP:NOT|what HRWiki is not?]] There seems to be a volume of new users who register thinking this is some kind of social network rather than a collaborative encyclopedia. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 00:06, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki:User space#What should I avoid?]] touches on the subject. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:07, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
::But that does not cover it. I think there should be one. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:09, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
:::That section in the userspace rules does address my main concern, that users don't know HRWiki isn't a social network, but I think we should make sure newbies know more about what they're getting into, or more accurately, what they're ''not'' getting into. I doubt users planning on registering know about userspace until ''after'' they create the account, then they think "Oh, I can have my own page?" and begin to treat it like some Homestar-themed Myspace. (That was what I thought when I was young and stupid, anyway.) We should make it more clear that that isn't what we are, and if we do create a new page for this it should encompass other misconceptions (I think that's the right word) as well: we aren't a paper encyclopedia, so growth of our project is virtually unlimited; we aren't adspace, while it's fine to promote one's own website, one must do so only within his or her own userspace; we aren't a soapbox, while it is occasionally necessary to give long speeches on a subject, it must remain relevant to our project of focus and we don't allow opinionated speeches on current events or politics or attitudes of self-promotion; and, of course, we aren't any of a number of [[Wikipedia:WP:BEANS|terrible ideas]]. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 13:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
::::I know that this idea has been tossed around for several years, but for some reason we've never decided to act on it. Why don't you write something up, and we'll see where it goes from there. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:16, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::You mean this has been suggested before? If so, I'd like a link; I think I should see how that discussion turned out before I start drafting. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 20:57, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::I don't know if it's ever been suggested on the wiki itself, but I know it's been talked about before (I can find it in my chat logs at least as far back as 28 January 2006). I'd go ahead with a draft. If you don't want to spend a lot of time on it, it could be a very rough draft, just enough for us to get the general idea and determine if we want to keep going. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:15, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::I didn't plan to make it lengthy yet, I'm just going to sort of list as many main ideas as I can think of and write brief descriptions of each. I'll put the draft on [[User:SamFisher1022/HRW:NOT]]. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 21:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
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[[User:SamFisher1022/HRW:NOT|The draft]] is done. Or it's at least been dormant long enough. I'm ready to hear what you all think. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:05, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
:Made some changes and left a comment on the talk page. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:55, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
All right, the discussions are finished. Any other issues before I create the page? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 14:37, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

== Upload help ==

Uploading images is becoming a common question among new users, and to my knowledge, we don't have a Help page for uploads. Somewhere on that page (somewhere obvious, like at the top), we should state exactly what "autoconfirmed" accounts refer to: accounts that have been active for a certain amount of time. Also, more of us need to know what that certain amount of time is. I was told it was 48 hours, but [[User:TheGirl|TheGirl]] successfully uploaded her first image after about 38 hours. Does it vary with server load or something? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 15:30, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

:Honestly, I don't think we need an page to help with uploads; the upload page itself has plenty of information on how to do it. And as for auto-confirmation, only a note would be necessary. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:00, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
::Okay, maybe a whole page is too extreme, but still, how long does autoconfirm take? If we add that to the [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?|FAQ]], it should help tremendously. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 16:05, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Most likely 27 hours, if Dot com didn't change it. Just like I said on TheGirl's talk page. w00t. You can add a mention to FAQ about having to be autoconfirmed to upload an image, but we decided that the exact length of time should be an open secret. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:14, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
::::It's 28 hours. That number [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 8#Semi-protection implemented|hasn't changed]], either. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:01, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

== Subtitles viewer on sidebar ==

As most people know, on all toons, there is a link in the sidebar for the Subtitles namespace. However, someone like me, who uses Safari and can't use Greasemonkey, uses the subtitles viewer. If we put a link to the subtitles viewer there too, below the namespace links, that would add to convience. I know it is possible, I've done something similar on my wiki. What do you think? {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 21:36, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

== New Template Categories ==

Thanks to the recent wiki software update, we now have the [[Special:Uncategorizedtemplates]] page. Our goal should be to keep this list as small as possible, and while some of the templates listed can be added to existing categories, some just don't fit into any. So I suggest new categories to hold these "miscellaneous" pages. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 02:41, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

=== HRWiki Finances ===
:''From [[Template talk:SitenoticeDonationsLine]]
<blockquote>
I want to categorize this page to help clear the [[Special:Uncategorizedtemplates|Uncategorized Templates]] list, but I can't seem to find a category to fit it in. If this does fit somewhere, I'd really appreciate if someone could add the cat to the page; if not, perhaps we should have a category that includes HRWiki's money-related pages: [[HRWiki:Donations]], [[HRWiki:Ledger]], and this. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 02:09, 16 November 2007 (UTC)</blockquote>

=== Transcript Templates ===
To keep with the [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|Once and only Once]] policy, the transcripts for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] and [[Crazy Cartoon]] are written on template pages and added to their respective pages. I think we should have a category for transcript templates to house these and any more if we make more in the future. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 02:41, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
:Sounds good to me. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
::I second! er... third? one-hundred-seventy-three-thousand-three-hundred-twenty-fifth? something... i agree also. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:55, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

=== STUFF Templates ===
The [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] system has a lot of templates. Instead of categorizing them all as Notice or Formatting templates, I think it would be better to keep them all together in one category (though it may not hurt to add them to more than one category). — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 20:09, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

== HRWiki:Bulletin Board ==

{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} came up with an idea that we could have a page called HRWiki:Bulletin Board that would function as a site-wide message board for to-do items, projects, and other stuff. I, personally, think that this is a great idea. Discuss. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:13, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
:Um, just so you know, there already exists a [[HRWiki:Projects|projects]] page that kinda does what you described. Unless the idea envisioned is radically different from this page, you should check it out. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:29, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
::It's not radically different, but we do know about that. Techgeek should feel free to chime in here. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 18:23, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Yeah, what you described was basically exactly what [[HRWiki:Projects]] is. I'm agreeing with Stux completely. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 19:24, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

== Question ==

Yeah, I don't know if this is the place to ask questions like this, though I guess it will serve to help me find out, but anyway, is there an automatic way to get the little gray text that says the section you're editing in the edit summary? [[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 21:57, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
:Clicking the [edit] next to the subject will automatically do it, but you can hack it in by adding <code>/* Your Text Here */</code> to your edit summary. The [[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]] would've been a better place to ask, by the way. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:02, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

== Vandalism Counters: More trouble than they're worth? ==

I've noticed quite a few times that someone vandalized a page that normally the would not have done, except to change the vandalism counter, essentially "killing two birds with one stone". (there was one that i noticed that actually had that as the summary, i wish i could find it.) Here are a couple of examples: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Sysrq868&diff=523895&oldid=515622&rcid=480603] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:BazookaJoe&diff=prev&oldid=482310] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:BazookaJoe&diff=prev&oldid=152598] {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:28, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

:I understand that people've had these for a while, and a lot of great users have 'em, but I've thought for a while that they're unhelpful. Maybe it's 'cause I don't understand what they're for — why is it important to advertise how much your user page has or hasn't been vandalized? The only time I really notice them is when people come along and vandalize the page by increasing the counter, and then I'm never sure if I should actually revert them! ;)

:This said, I'm not sure that we need a rule prohibiting them (the last thing we need is another rule and to have to go around informing everyone that has one that it must be removed), but I would personally prefer if people didn't have them. On the other hand, the edits you've mentioned happen pretty rarely (once every couple months or so), and since users editing other users' pages are easy to spot, they're easy to revert. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

::I agree with Trey56. We should not have a rule prohibiting them (really, what do you care?), but rather... discourage them. Only reason I have one is because it's pretty much the only interesting part in my userpage.

::As for these curious edits, if the vandal edits the counter appropriately (adding one), then it shouldn't be reverted, but a warning at the talk page would be in place. --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 14:44, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
:::I've also always wondered about whether to revert them, and when i do, the next edit is usually the owner of the userpage in question reverting me... Oh well... Anyway, i wasn't suggesting a hardcore RULE against them, just bringing up that people might want to reconsider having them, that's all. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:53, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
::::I don't think it's in the interest of the wiki to have users maintain what amount to vandalism scoreboards on their user page. It seems clear there won't be concensus to have any policy changes regarding them, but I'm thinking they actually promote vandalization. And the only purpose in telling people this on userpage that I can think of is to say "I'm cool enough to have been vandalized a lot" which we don't need to be doing. Unless someone knows a different reason, to which I am all ears. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:38, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::I agree that vandalism counters only encourage vandalism. They also imply that it is some kind of honour to have one's user page vandalized. Since when do we believe that vandals have any kind of good judgment? I'm not sure they should be prohibited outright, but they should definitely be discouraged.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:01, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
::::::I'm with Loafing. It's obvious that vandalism counters don't serve any purpose, and though the users that have them may not treat them like trophies, that's what they do look like. I don't know if we could ''completely'' prohibit them, but that's what we should aim for. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 14:46, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

== Sorting [[:Category:Articles for Discussion|Articles for Discussion]] by time since flagged ==

I often get the feeling that articles end up sitting in this category for a substantial amount of time. I think we can benefit from being able to see how long an article has been under deliberation at a glance. So I'd like to propose a small change to {{tl|tobediscussed}}:

<code>[[Category:Articles for Discussion|{{A ParserFunction to calculate today's week minus the week it was added}}]]</code>

If not, perhaps it could be added to the template inline. It's just a proposal, after all. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:<code>[[Category:Articles for Discussion|{{A ParserFunction to calculate today's week minus the week it was added}} {{PAGENAME}}]]</code> is better, so we have the name there also. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:52, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::If I understand the functioning of mediawiki correctly, the parser function only gets evaluated when the page is rendered: that is after an edit or a purge. That means that stale pages (those that weren't edited since the tag was added) will be stale (showing that the tag was added the same week). Moreover, all that would provide would be a number from 0-9 (or a letter from a-z or A-Z), which is why WP has specific categories for each month when tags were added. (At least it does for cleanup and source tags, not sure about delete). This wiki is so small, dated categories wouldn't be very helpful I think. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

== Sig Box ==

Ok, our sig mantra is "it must fit in the box". However, innumerable examples exist where a sig will be in the box on one computer and not on another. The reason is the box is sized in pixels, while text is generally (optimally) sized in ems. The two measurements do not relate to each other in any regular way. Plus, replaced fonts and other crazy stuff browsers do really introduce surprises into the mix. So it's impossible to guarantee that any sig will or will not fit in a pixel box, unless that sig is entirely sized in pixels, which is sub-optimal for web authoring.

So, the question before you all is simply this: do we need to rethink how we conmtrol sig size? And if not, how do we determine when a sig is OK, even when it is oversized on some systems? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:09, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

:I read "Your total signature size can only be one line, and limited to around 20 or 25 characters." on {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Signature&oldid=446393 HRWiki:Signature}}. The box is just a very helpful tool (the page says "in other words" when it introduces the box), it's not meant to be the primary essence of the rule as the rule is designed not to be terribly exact. See {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:Signature&oldid=506829#Length_is_uncontrollable our last discussion of this}}, especially Dot com's last comment which I believe is a very appropriate response. In that regard, are there instances where this is an active problem? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:53, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
::I think it bears repeating here:<blockquote>We are not concerned with the fact that, if you really try, you can configure your system to make all signatures violate the policy. What we ''are'' concerned with is how a signature renders on the majority of browsers that are used to visit the wiki under ''normal'' conditions. The pixel definition is a useful tool to help us make a call, and it works well under most circumstances. Any time when it wouldn't work would be so infrequent as to be dealt with on a case-by-case basis. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:18, 11 December 2006 (UTC)</blockquote>[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:05, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
::Wow, that's a trip down memory lane. The text on the page reads "Your total signature size can only be one line, and limited to around 20 or 25 characters. In other words, it must fit inside this box." There's no saying one is more important than the other. It's implied that the two are equivalent, when they simply are not. Dot Com's comments are decidedly vague, actually, and essentially say "we have no strict solution, and will make a call if there's a problem". I'm wondering if there's a way to avoid the ambiguity and use a rule that will apply more universally.

::As far as a current issue, I was clearly moved to comment by [[User talk:Kermit1234/sig#Your sig|this discussion]]. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:09, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
:::If a sig is out by a pixel or even a letter, then it's not that big a deal. We've had the current standard for a while, and it does what it's supposed to do: keep signatures at a manageable length. If a consensus of people think a sig is unreasonably long based how the standard is displayed on their computers, then we say something. (Aftr all, the standard is for people who have to view others' signatures, not their own.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:23, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
::::(after conflict) Regarding that specific situation: If that user is using a font that doesn't appear on most users' systems (and makes his sig that much longer because of it), then we're justified in continuing to say something. The key is, what do most people see when they see his sig? Is there anything (changing fonts, removing images) that can be done to bring the signature to conform to our standard on a majority of users' systems? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:28, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

== End of the Year Update ==

Hello guys, another year as come and gone (too fast...) and it's time for another update! I'm guessing all of our stuff is gone, and I know this is done very infrequently, however I went ahead and made a [[User:Stux/Yearly Turnover|checklist]] for this rare event for future generations to enjoy and take advantage of.

However, I would like to point out that {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H%2AR.com_updates&redirect=no H*R.com updates}} has not been updated because it is protected. I updated the talk page (even if the redirect target does not ''yet'' exist). I am writing this for two reasons:
#obviously the redirect needs to be updated
#is there a need for the page to be protected? Any previous threats of vandalism have waned and I know it's generally the wiki's policy to protected unless absolutely necessary, and I currently see no such need.
Thanks! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:57, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
:We should move that checklist somewhere into the project space. The updates page (now a redirect) was [[HRWiki:Protection Log|protected]] because way back in the day it was a target of unwanted edits and vandalism. That reason has ceased to be relevant, so I've unprotected it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
::Before I move the page into the project namespace, I'm wondering: would a page listing all the checklists be of any use? That is, it would list the [[Talk:Quote of the Week]], [[Talk:Strong Bad Email]], etc. checklists (can't think of others that need to be done). I'm not entirely sure as to the benefit, but it's good to have all checklists have some visibility and ease of access (from anywhere on the wiki). Alternatively, links to the checklists could be added to a '''See Also''' section. I ask because this would determine the page's name. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:34, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Category? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:41, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Great idea Qermaq! I've created the [[:Category:Checklists|category]] and moved the page to its new [[HRWiki:Annual Checklist|home]]. I'll be making shortcuts, soon! Mmmm shortcake... --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 08:51, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

== [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and [[Sketchbook]] linking ==

Hi guys, after {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Annual_Checklist&diff=534194&oldid=534012 adding}} {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Annual_Checklist&diff=534195&oldid=534194 notes}} to the [[HRW:AC|Annual Checklist]] based on {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Suudsu&curid=14302&diff=534127&oldid=514203 some}} {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=alternate_universe&curid=22046&diff=534095&oldid=531458 edits}} [[User:OptimisticFool|OptimisticFool]] had to make, I realized there must be a better way to do this. Since [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008]] and [[Sketchbook 2008]] already exist and now redirect to their current counterparts (which should from now one with the checklist in place), and since we have anchor redirects, I think the best course of action would be that any new Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook links be constructed as <code><nowiki>[[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#</nowiki>''anchor name here'']]</code>
instead of <code><nowiki>[[Weekly Fanstuff#</nowiki>''anchor name here'']]</code> (and similarly for the Sketchbook). This would save us the trouble of having to scour for these links at the end of the year, yet they'd still work correctly this year. If we decide to follow this idea, how to we make this note prominent so that editors are aware of them when making such links? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 09:49, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
:Occasionally, I ''do'' make such links when adding or fixing an anchor, or other similar edits. You make a good point, yes. This should probably be done. Nothing wrong with a little future-proofing. Or redirects, for that matter. That's why we have them. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 10:45, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
::I've {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H*R.com_updates_2008&diff=535021&oldid=535019 switched}} the links in that page as discussed above. Following [[HRWiki_talk:Standards#.28Don.27t_Fear.29_The_Redirect|this section]] I'm guessing we think it's desirable. Comments? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:45, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Maybe it's trivial, but I think from [[Weekly Fanstuff|WF]] and [[Sketchbook|SK]], the "What Links Here" list is a mess and these are the types of changes that would clean it up. It's a slow day at the wiki, so I think I'm going to get busy on it. (Was going to see the new Indiana Jones movie, but there was a long line, so I gave up and now need something to do.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:24, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
::::Our formatting of the pages has been quite inconsistent over the years, so I created a couple of formatting templates and added them to all the pages. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:59, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

== Two more for the history books ==

Hey guys, I just ran into these two pages: [[HRWiki:Block log]] and [[HRWiki:Upload log]] which like [[HRWiki:Protection log]] and [[HRWiki:Deletion log]] should belong in [[:Category:HRWiki History]], but currently do not. They are all protected so I bring these up here. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 15:41, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

== Checklist Sign up Sheet ==

While the [[Talk:Quote of the Week|Weeklies Checklist]] has been kept up beautifully. Other checklists like [[Talk:Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Email]], which has become quite complex, (and [[Talk:Podstar Runner|Podstar Runner]] is new) seem to be falling into some level of disregard. The most visible and common tasks have been taken care of, but the more tedious ones (like updating {{tl|StrongBadEmailInfo}}) may not be taken care of right away. To that end I would like to propose a Weekly Checklist Sign up Sheet whose purpose is ''solely'' to track whether or not one or more users ''verified'' that each item in the checklist (except for [[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]) was updated. This doesn't mean that the user has to update the list. The signature only means that all the items have been "checked off". This would ensure that at least one pair of eyes went methodically through the list making sure no stone was left unturned. Currently, we have no way of knowing if a person actually went through the checklist, or was just trying to remember some steps from memory. I know some people may think is might be too much, but given how complex some of these lists can be, it is soon becoming a necessity. I welcome your opinions. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:54, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
:I have something in the works to help with the Strong Bad Email checklist. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:08, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

== Cleanup Committee ==

I have an idea. You probably guessed it from the heading, but I'm starting to feel the need for a committee dedicated to cleaning up the wiki. The various cleanup projects, namely [[HRWiki:Article Cleanup]], which deals with featured articles, have fallen into relative obscurity or the hands of only a few users. The cleanup committee would be similar in concept to the validation committee, but would focus on spelling, grammatical errors, and correct page format. It would also strive to boost the level of clarity and compellingness of our articles. It would also be more organized and hopefully encourage more users to participate in making our fair HRWiki a better and more fun place to be. Does this sound like a good concept at least? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 22:13, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
:I think that it is the responsibility of every active user to cleanup the wiki, therefore having such a committee would be like having a userbox saying "this user edits hrwiki"... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:20, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
::Please don't shoot me down right away. I know every user is supposed to cleanup the wiki, but the majority don't really pay attention to articles that aren't the newest sbemail or character or what-have-you. What I'm suggesting is a much larger version of Article Cleanup, one that spanned the whole wiki and concentrated on spiffing up what we already have to make it even better. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 23:28, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

== User space edits ==

Since most userspace edits are nothing more than updating personal info or adding userboxes, is it possible to make a setting that gives users the option to not see them in recent changes? Just a thought. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:34, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
:Since the first thing anyone else would say (I know I would) would be "What'd stop vandals from using that option while vandalising other people's user pages?", let me postulate this: Supposing the option only appeared for the user whose page was being edited? This is at least theoretically possible, I'm sure. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 00:54, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
::BUT WUT IF THEY SAY NASTY THINGS ABOUT YOU AND YOU TOTALLY MISS THEMS? No, but seriously, what would stop those same users from posting inappropriate material on their own userpage? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:56, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I think that the original request was for the user ''looking at Recent Changes'' to not see the edits to User-space.... '''not''' for the user ''making the edits'' to opt-out of their edits showing up there. That said, one can choose "User" from the dropdown, hit the invert checkbox, and bookmark that page. (Or, even change the "Recent Changes" link to it with a custom user javascript). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 01:07, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

== Update main page ==

A while back, someone suggested we update the main page to include links to the multi-lingual welcome pages, but the idea, although it did get a lot of noise made about it, ultimately failed. Since we have had the same style of main page for [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=prev&oldid=86533 three and half years now], does anyone else think it might be a good idea to redesign the main page just for the sake of having a new main page? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:06, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
:Um, anyone home? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:27, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
::I have said many times that I think this is a good idea, and have even designed several test pages. Right now, however, I've just got too much on my plate to do anything about it. Feel free to try your hand at it, though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:45, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== 3RR Violation ==

See [[Math Kickers]] edit history.
:Yeah, we don't really have 3RR here. Besides, it's been three reverts, not the four that would be required for a 3RR vio at Wikipedia. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 14:44, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

== "Fatal Error" ==

Trying to see a previous vandal edit to Coach Z's article, I'm getting this:
<pre>
**He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
**He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
**He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost]]" ice cream.
**He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost]]" ice cream.

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 35 bytes) in /home/hrwiki/public_html/includes/DifferenceEngine.php(1211) : assert code on line 1
</pre>

I don't exactly get the message, but I think it's trying to ask one of the Administrators to do something ("assert code on line 1"?). I also see the comment "<nowiki></nowiki>" in the code source. --[[Special:Contributions/71.157.173.166|71.157.173.166]] 03:09, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
:It was a vandalized state of the page that was fixed shortly after. I don't actually know what's in there, but something in the code broke the page good. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:14, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
::It was just some dumb ASCII art. Nothing to worry about. I took out the link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:05, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

== Idea for Page ==
I'm sorry if this is the wrong place to post this, but I had no idea where else to go. 
(Maybe this is something that needs to be stated a little clearer?) 
I think there ought to be a page about 'Phonebooks' on the HRwiki because of its many mentions: 
Eg. in the sbemails 'your funeral' and 'the movies'

I would have made it myself, but I was afraid of messing it up and infuriating fellow users. 
Anyone down with the idea?
--[[User:Lustmyeyes|lustmyeyes <3]] 05:17, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
:It has to have at least 3 references to be a running gag, so no. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 05:23, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

== Deletion category needing attention ==

To my fellow sysops: We really need to get on cleaning out the deletion category. Things have been sitting in there for months with no discussion. I've done some, but I really would like a little help. Furthermore, as I'm going out of town in a few hours, I may not be able to do much for a bit. If a bunch of us do it, it'll go a lot faster. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:39, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:I did as best i could with DorianGray's help for actual deletions given my inability to delete. I managed to clear off [[:Category:Pages for Discussion]] and about a third of [[:Category:Articles for Discussion]]. The rest of them are either lacking consensus and need more opinions, or else are SBCG4AP-related and outside my ability to really judge or even understand consensus. Hope i helped. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== General Toons Checklist ==

I think that we should have a Generic Toons Checklist similar to the one seen in [[Talk:Strong Bad Email]] (albeit shorter). The reason I'm saying this is that little steps such as {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ASubtitles%2FData&diff=671537&oldid=667235 updating}} [[HRWiki:Subtitles/Data]] have been neglected in the past. While there's no guarantee that the checklist itself won't be neglected, at least we can give some structure to the updates and have a place where we can see a list and make sure we haven't missed anything. Its location would be crucial, and I think [[Talk:Main Page]] would be the best place to put it in and it's the place with the most visibility. (The checklist can explicitly point to the correct instuctions when updating [[Strong Bad Email]] or [[Weeklies]] as well.) What do you guys think? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 13:56, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
:I'm for the idea, though I don't necessarily think it should be on the main page talk. [[HRWiki:Standards]], perhaps? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:08, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
::Cool! I could have a section there for the checklist (along with links to other checklists from that page, or maybe even group them there so they're at a centralized location? -- I was thinking turning the most prominent ones into their own templates so they could be pasted in both their original and new locations). I would still like to see something in the main talk page linking to [[HRWiki:Standards]] so that people know it's there; perhaps by amending the {{tl|Main Page Talk}} header? I'll start on making the checklist and go from there. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 20:20, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

== HRWiki store ==

The interwiki link needs changing for HRstore:. It is now homestarrunnerstore.com. Thanks! {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 13:38, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Subtitles:crystal/en

2009-10-04T04:11:38Z

The Goblin: Change to davey

{{subtitles|Crystal Fortress}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="crystal.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="40">Mmm. French fries.</line>
<line start="43" end="72">Mmm. Yeah, they're good.</line>
<line start="73" end="113">Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile.</line>
<line start="114" end="148">I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.</line>
<line start="149" end="174">Nope, nope. I don't think so either.</line>
<line start="175" end="181">Nope.</line>
<line start="182" end="209">I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.</line>
<line start="210" end="214">Oh?</line>
<line start="215" end="217"><other>Oh?</other><other>I'm gonna sing it.</other></line>
<line start="218" end="225"><other>Oh?</other><other>I'm gonna sing it.</other></line>
<line start="226" end="260" speaker="sfx">music starts</line>
<line start="272" end="304" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">I already don't like the sound of this one.</line>
<line start="305" end="333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!</line>
<line start="334" end="372" speaker="davey">Come down from your crystal fortress,</line>
<line start="373" end="396" speaker="davey">oh Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="402" end="412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">What?!</line>
<line start="414" end="466" speaker="davey">A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,</line>
<line start="467" end="480" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Unicorns?!</line>
<line start="481" end="493" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Wh-who are you?</line>
<line start="494" end="555" speaker="davey" voiceover="very yes">Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.</line>
<line start="556" end="562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</line>
<line start="563" end="574"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</singers></line>
<line start="575" end="598"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</singers></line>
<line start="599" end="603" speaker="davey" voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</line>
<line start="604" end="625"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="626" end="638"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="639" end="668"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Shut up.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="669" end="672"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Shut up.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="673" end="688" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Throw me a squeedley guitar!</line>
<line start="689" end="738" speaker="sfx">metal music</line>
<line start="739" end="767" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Let me tell ya, you get French fries,</line>
<line start="768" end="788" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">and you get French fries,</line>
<line start="789" end="817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">but you don't get French fries,</line>
<line start="818" end="855"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,</strongbad><singer>You don't get french friiies.</singer></line>
<line start="856" end="860"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,</strongbad><singer>You get french friiiiies!</singer></line>
<line start="861" end="893"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">but you don't get no French fries,</strongbad><singer>You get french friiiiies!</singer></line>
<line start="894" end="902"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer></line>
<line start="903" end="945"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, </strongbad></line>
<line start="946" end="962"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer><strongbad>but you don't get French fries!</strongbad></line>
<line start="963" end="987"><singer voiceover="very yes">Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!</singer><strongbad>but you don't get French fries!</strongbad></line>
<line start="988" end="999"><singer voiceover="very yes">Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!</singer></line>
<line start="1011" end="1021"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Ohh!</strongbad><singer voiceover="very yes">Ohh!</singer></line>
<line start="1031" end="1037"><singer voiceover="very yes">Ahh!</singer></line>
<line start="1038" end="1066" speaker="davey">Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,</line>
<line start="1067" end="1073"><singer>Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="that too">groan</strongbad></line>
<line start="1074" end="1101"><singer>oh Strong Bad,</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="that too">groan</strongbad></line>
<line start="1108" end="1117" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">I thought you were done.</line>
<line start="1118" end="1167" speaker="davey" voiceover="very yes">The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,</line>
<line start="1168" end="1186" speaker="strongbad">I'll melt your face!</line>
<line start="1191" end="1226" speaker="davey">Our golden shining spirits,</line>
<line start="1227" end="1231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Eww!</line>
<line start="1232" end="1263" speaker="davey">will all join hands and sing.</line>
<line start="1264" end="1299" speaker="singers" voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</line>
<line start="1300" end="1306"><singer voiceover="still yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad>No!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1307" end="1326"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="1327" end="1334"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="1335" end="1341"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1342" end="1346"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1347" end="1359"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1360" end="1364"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="1365" end="1379"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
<line start="1380" end="1398" speaker="davey">Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1400" end="1418" speaker="davey">Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1419" end="1454" speaker="strongbad">Shut up.</line>
<line start="1455" end="1510" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">You stupid hippie.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1538" speaker="strongbad">I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.</line>
<line start="1549" end="1583" speaker="sfx">crash!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:Characters

2009-10-04T04:11:30Z

The Goblin: Add davey (feel free to change the color)

<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<speakers>
<speaker id="homestar" color="#F99">
<name xml:lang="en">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסטאר ראנר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Homestar Runner</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pompom" color="#C90" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פום פום</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Pom Pom</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongsad" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג סאד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Sad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongmad" color="#FCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג מאד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Mad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thecheat" color="#FC0" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="de">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הצ'יט</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">De Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="es">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Cheat</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="coachz" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="he">המאמן זי</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Entrenador Z</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Trener Z</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Coach Z</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bubs" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Bubs</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="kingoftown" color="#0CC">
<name xml:lang="en">The King of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der König der Stadt</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הקינג אוף טאון</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Roi de la Ville</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">De Stadskoning</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Rey de la Ciudad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaupungin kuningas</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Król Miasta</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">The King of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Kasaba Kralı</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="poopsmith" color="#667C26">
<name xml:lang="en">The Poopsmith</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Mistschmied</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הפופסמית'</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Creusecaca</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">The Poopsmith</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Herrero de Caca</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">The Poopsmith</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Kupal</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">The Poopsmith</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Poopsmith</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marzipan" color="#F0F">
<name xml:lang="en">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרזיפן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Marzipan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="homsar" color="#33F">
<name xml:lang="en">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Homsar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thepaper" color="#CFC" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">The Paper</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Das Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Papel</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Paper</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="newpaper" color="#CCF" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">New Paper</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Neues Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Neuveau Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Nuevo Papel</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Nowy Papier</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">New Paper</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="arturo" color="#F5F5DC">
<name xml:lang="en">Arturo 9000</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="commander" color="#0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Blue Laser Commander</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blue-Laser-Kommandeur</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מפקד לייזר כחול</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Commandant des Lasers Bleus</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Comandante de Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Blue Laser Commander</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Blue Laser Komentaja</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Blue Laser Commander</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Comandante de Laser Azul</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Blue Laser Commander</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bluelaser" color="#99F">
<name xml:lang="en">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לייזר כחול</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Les Lasers Bleus</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Laser Azul</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Blue Laser</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="gunhaver" color="#7F5217">
<name xml:lang="en">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="he">גאנהייבר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Porteflingue</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Gunhaver</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fightgar" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פייטגר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Combgar</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Fightgar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="silentrip" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סיילנט ריפ</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Coupure Calme</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Silent Rip</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="crackotage" color="#C90">
<name xml:lang="en">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="he">קראקוטאז'</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Craquotage</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Crackotage</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="firebert" color="#FC0" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פיירברט</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Feubeurt</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Firebert</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="reynold" color="#F66">
<name xml:lang="en">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ריינולד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Reynold</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="reinforcements" color="#667C26">
<name xml:lang="en">Reinforcements</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Reinforcements</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Reinforcements</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Verstärkung</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ריאינפורסמנטס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Renforts</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Refuerzos</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Reinforcements</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="ripberger" color="#F99">
<name xml:lang="en">Ripberger</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Ripberger</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Ripberger</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Ripberger</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Ripberger</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Ripberger</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="flashfight" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Flashfight</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="greenhelmet" color="#228B22">
<name xml:lang="en">Green Helmet</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Green Helmet</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Green Helmet</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Casco Verde</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Green Helmet</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oliver" color="#C63">
<name xml:lang="en">Oliver Smidgen</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Oliver Smidgen</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Oliver Smidgen</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Oliver Smidgen</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Oliver Smidgen</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="reynoldbro" color="#AAA">
<name xml:lang="en">Reynold's Brother</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Reynold's Brother</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Reynold's Brother</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Hermano de Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Reynold's Brother</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="crack" color="#7F5217">
<name xml:lang="en">Crack Stuntman</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Crack Stuntman</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Crack Stuntman</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Crack Stuntman</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Crack Stuntman</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="chimendez" color="#D2B48C">
<name xml:lang="en">A. Chimendez</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="crackgirl" color="#60C">
<name xml:lang="en">Crack's Girlfriend</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="badguyvoice" color="#0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="subtlefuge" color="#009900">
<name xml:lang="en">Subtlefuge</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dryghost" color="#C2C2C2">
<name xml:lang="en">Dryghost</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="swampslash" color="#3366CC">
<name xml:lang="en">Swampslash</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fudgeclank" color="#FFFF7A">
<name xml:lang="en">Fudgeclank</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marshie" color="#BDEDFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארשי</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Marshie</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="nibbles" color="#E0B0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Nibbles</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Nibbles</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Nibbles</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Nibbles</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Nibbles</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thehomestar" color="#EED9C4">
<name xml:lang="en">The Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Wanhan Ajan Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ההומסטאר ראנר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Homestar Runner</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldstrongbad" color="#C24641">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Old-Timey Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Wanhan Ajan Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit-Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד ישן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad d'Autrefois</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad de Antaño</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Old-Timey Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldmarzipan" color="#C6AEC7">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Old-Timey Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Wanhan Ajan Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit-Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארזיפן ישנה</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marzipan d'Autrefois</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marzipan de Antaño</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Old-Timey Marzipan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fatdudley" color="#C9BE62" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Fat Dudley</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Fat Dudley</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Paksu-Dudley</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Dicker Tobi</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פאט דאדלי</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Gros Dudley</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Dudley Gordo</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Fat Dudley</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongman" color="#FDD7E4">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stark-Mann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג מן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Man</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldbubs" color="#CC5500">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Old-Timey Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Wanhan Ajan Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit-Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס ישן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bubs d'Autrefois</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bubs de Antaño</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Old-Timey Bubs</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sicklysam" color="#6D7B8D">
<name xml:lang="en">Sickly Sam</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Sickly Sam</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Sickly Sam</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blasser Bruno</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סיקלי סם</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Sam Maladif</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Sam Enfermizo</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Sickly Sam</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thesneak" color="#AAAA00">
<name xml:lang="en">The Sneak</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fortwayne" color="#ACE1AF">
<name xml:lang="en">Fort Wayne Locomotive</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mrshmallow" color="#3090C7">
<name xml:lang="en">Mr. Shmallow</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mr. Shmallow</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Hra. Shmallow</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Mr. Shmallow</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מר שמלו</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Sr. Shmallow</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mr. Shmallow</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="themoon" color="#AAAAAA">
<name xml:lang="en">The Moon</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Moon</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuu</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Mond</name>
<name xml:lang="es">La Luna</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Moon</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="rumblered" color="#FF4040">
<name xml:lang="en">Rumble Red</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Rumble Red</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Rumble Red</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Rumble Red</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Rumble Red</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="stinkoman" color="#F33">
<name xml:lang="en">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטינקומן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Shlingoman</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Stinkoman</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oneup" color="#FBCEB1">
<name xml:lang="en">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="de">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="he">1-אפ</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="es">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">1-Up</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="panpan" color="#348781" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פן פן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Pan Pan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cheatball" color="#FAF8CC">
<name xml:lang="en">Cheatball</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Cheatball</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Cheatball</name>
<name xml:lang="he">צ'יטבול</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Cheatballe</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cheatball</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Cheatball</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cardgage" color="#C63">
<name xml:lang="en">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סינור קארדגייג'</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Senor Cardgage</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="baldingman" color="#AAA">
<name xml:lang="en">Balding Man</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Balding Man</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaljuuntuva mies</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kahlköpfiger Mann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">איש מקריח</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homme chauve</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Hombre Calvo</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Balding Man</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bookstrongbad" color="#FF4040">
<name xml:lang="en">Tiny-Handed Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Tiny-Handed Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pienikäsinen Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Winzighändiger Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד עם יד קטנה</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad à Petites Mains</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad de Manos Chicas</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Tiny-Handed Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bookhomestar" color="#FADFAD">
<name xml:lang="en">The Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ההומסטאר ראנר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Homestar Runner</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="princeoftown" color="#0CC">
<name xml:lang="en">The Prince of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Prince of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaupungin prinssi</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Prince de la Ville</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הפרינס אוף טאון</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Príncipe de la Ciudad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Prince of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Prinz der Stadt</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongbadman" color="#AB1010">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באדמן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Badman</name>
</speaker>

<speaker id="vectorsb" color="#57E964">
<name xml:lang="en">Vector Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Vector Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Vektori-Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Vektor-Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד וקטורי</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Vecteur Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad Vectorial</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Vector Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="larry" color="#87CEEB">
<name xml:lang="en">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לארי פלארונצ'יני</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Larry Palaroncini</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="gary" color="#C25283">
<name xml:lang="en">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">גרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Gary Palaroncini</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="perry" color="#FF355E">
<name xml:lang="en">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Perry Palaroncini</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mary" color="#EE9A4D">
<name xml:lang="en">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mary Palaroncini</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="limozeen" color="#FFFF00">
<name xml:lang="en">Limozeen</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Limozeen</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Limozeen</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Limozeen</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Limozeen</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="teeg" color="#6456B7">
<name xml:lang="en">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="he">טיג דאגלס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Teg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Teeg Dougland</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mitch" color="#646D7E">
<name xml:lang="en">Mitch Overlord</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mitch Overlord</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mitch Overlord</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Mitch Oberherr</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מיטץ' אוברלורד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Suzerain Mitch</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mitch Overlord</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mitch Overlord</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bozar" color="#8AFB17">
<name xml:lang="en">Bozar</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Bozar</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Bozar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Bozar</name>
<name xml:lang="he">בוזאר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bozar</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bózar</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Bozar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sloshy" color="#C80815">
<name xml:lang="en">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="de">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="es">sloshy</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">sloshy</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="littlegirl" color="#F9B7FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pikkutyttö</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kleines Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ילדה קטנה</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Petite Fille</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Niña Pequeña</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Little Girl</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="othergirl" color="#9E7BFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Other Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Other Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Toinen pikkutyttö</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Anderes Kleines Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ילדה קטנה אחרת</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Autre Petite Fille</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Otra Niña Pequeña</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Other Little Girl</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sadboy" color="#4682B4">
<name xml:lang="en">The Sad Boy</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Sad Boy</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Surullinen poika</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Traurige Junge</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הילד העצוב</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Garçon Triste</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Niño Triste</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Sad Boy</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sadgirl" color="#5D8AA8">
<name xml:lang="en">The Sad Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Sad Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Surullinen tyttö</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Das Traurige Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הילדה העצובה</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">La Fille Triste</name>
<name xml:lang="es">La Niña Triste</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Sad Girl</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtchomestar" color="#C77">
<name xml:lang="en">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסטאר ראנר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Homestar Runner</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtcstrongbad" color="#B00">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtccoachz" color="#4CBB17">
<name xml:lang="en">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="he">המאמן זי</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Entrenador Z</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Coach Z</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtcbubs" color="#B50">
<name xml:lang="en">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Bubs</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtcmarzipan" color="#C0F">
<name xml:lang="en">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרזיפן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Marzipan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtcehsteve" color="#615319">
<name xml:lang="en">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="de">He! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="he">אה! סטיב</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Hé ! Steve !</name>
<name xml:lang="es">¡Ey! ¡Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Eh! Steve!</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="moses" color="#B99653">
<name xml:lang="en">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Moses Malone</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Moses Malone</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="maggotman" color="#7BA05B">
<name xml:lang="en">Maggot Man</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Maggot Man</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Matomies</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">L'Homme Asticot</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Hombre Gusano</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Maggot Man</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtcpeaceyp" color="#D4AF37">
<name xml:lang="en">Peacey P</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Peacey P</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Peacey P</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cbmarzipan" color="#F9F">
<name xml:lang="en">Cardboard Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Cardboard Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pahvi-Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marzipan en carton</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרזיפן מקרטון</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marzipan de Cartón</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Cardboard Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Papp-Marzipan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cbhomestar" color="#F09">
<name xml:lang="en">Cardboard Homestar</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Cardboard Homestar</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pahvi-Homestar</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homestar en carton</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסטאר מקרטון</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Homestar de Cartón</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Cardboard Homestar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Papp-Homestar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="ehsteve" color="#817339">
<name xml:lang="en">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Eh! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="de">He! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="he">אה! סטיב</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Hé! Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="es">¡Ey! ¡Steve!</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Eh! Steve!</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="wheelchair" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">The Wheelchair</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Wheelchair</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pyörätuoli</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Rollstuhl</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כיסא הגלגלים</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Fauteuil Roulant</name>
<name xml:lang="es">La Silla de Ruedas</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Wheelchair</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sherlock" color="#3BB9FF" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="he">שרלוק</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Sherlock</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="worm" color="#FBBBB9">
<name xml:lang="en">The Worm</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Worm</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mato</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Wurm</name>
<name xml:lang="he">התולעת</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Ver</name>
<name xml:lang="es">La Lombriz</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Worm</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="keyboard" color="#DB5079" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Keyboard Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Keyboard Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Syntsa-Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Keyboard-Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד מיקלדת</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad Piano</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Teclado Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Keyboard Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="caleb" color="#C99">
<name xml:lang="en">Caleb Rentpayer</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Caleb Rentpayer</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaaleppi Vuokranmaksaja</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Caleb Mietezahler</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כיילב רנטפייר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Caleb Paitloyer</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Caleb Pagadordalquiler</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Caleb Rentpayer</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tucksworth" color="#9CC">
<name xml:lang="en">Tucksworth</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Tucksworth</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Tucksworth</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stauwert</name>
<name xml:lang="he">טאקסוורת'</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Plivaleur</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Metervaler</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Tucksworth</name>
</speaker>

<speaker id="theannouncer" color="#E4317F">
<name xml:lang="en">The Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Ansager</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הכרוז</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Présentateur</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Locutor</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">O Locutor</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Spiker</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="robot" color="#99A">
<name xml:lang="en">Visor Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Visor Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Visiirirobotti</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Roboter</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הרובוט</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Visor Robot</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="graperobot" color="#990099">
<name xml:lang="en">Grape Nuts Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Grape Nuts Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Grape Nuts -robotti</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Robot Grape Nuts</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Grape Nuts Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Robot de "Grape Nuts"</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="teenagestrongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Teenage Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Teenage Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Teini-ikäinen Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Teenager - Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד טיפשעשרה</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strong Bad Ado</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad Adolescente</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Teenage Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="diapersmith" color="#667C26">
<name xml:lang="en">The Diapersmith</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Diapersmith</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">The Diapersmith</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הדייפרסמית'</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Herrero de Pañales</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Couchecaca</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Diapersmith</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Windelschmied</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="homestarmecium" color="#F99">
<name xml:lang="en">Homestarmecium</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Homestarmecium</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Homestarmecium</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסטארמסיום</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Homestarmecium</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Homestarmecium</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Homestarmecium</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bubsamecium" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">Bubsamecium</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Bubsamecium</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Bubsamecium</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבסמסיום</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bubsamecium</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bubsamecium</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Bubsamecium</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongbadiophage" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Strongbadiophage</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strongbadiophage</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strongbadiophage</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונגבאדיופאג'</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strongbadiophage</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Strongbadiophage</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strongbadiophage</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="knotts" color="gray">
<name xml:lang="en">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="he">דון נוטס</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Don Knotts</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Don Knotts</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="lilstrongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Lil' Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Lil' Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pikku Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kleiner Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד הקטן</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">P'tit Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Strong Bad Pequeño</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Lil' Strong Bad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="lilstrongsad" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Li'l Strong Sad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="teenstrongmad" color="#FCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Teen Strong Mad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="frishyfreshydragonman" color="#090">
<name xml:lang="en">Frishy Freshy Dragon Man</name>
</speaker>

<speaker id="hudge" color="#228B22">
<name xml:lang="en">Da Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Da Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Da Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Huuuuuutsch</name>
<name xml:lang="he">דא האאאאאדג'</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Da Huuuuuudge</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="senor" color="#48CCCD">
<name xml:lang="en">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סניור</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Señor</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bland" color="#7F5217">
<name xml:lang="en">Mr. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mr. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Hra. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Herr Fad</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מר בלנד</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">M. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Sr. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Sr. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mr. Bland</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="grape" color="#991199">
<name xml:lang="en">The Grape Fairie</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Grape Fairie</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Rypälekeiju</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Die Traubenfee</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פיית הענבים</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">La Fée des Raisins</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Hada de Uvas</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">O Fada da Uva</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Grape Fairie</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="umpire" color="#66FFFF">
<name xml:lang="en">The Umpire</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dumpington" color="#92C7C7">
<name xml:lang="en">Saddy Dumpington</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Saddy Dumpington</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Saddy Dumpington</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סדי דאמפינגטון</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Tristón Dumpington</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Saddy Dumpington</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Saddy Dumpington</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="flans" color="#4C787E">
<name xml:lang="en">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="de">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ג'ון פלאנסבורג</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="es">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">John Flansburgh</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="linnell" color="#617C58">
<name xml:lang="en">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="de">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ג'ון לינל</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="es">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">John Linnell</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marty" color="#806D7E">
<name xml:lang="en">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארטלי בלר</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Marty Beller</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tmbg" color="#CC5500">
<name xml:lang="en">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="de">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ת'יי מייט בי ג'יאנטס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="es">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">They Might Be Giants</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="lappy486" color="#FCDFFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Lappy 486</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Lappy 486</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Lappy 486</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Lappy 486</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לאפי 486</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Lappy 486</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Lappy 486</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cheerleader" color="#F99">
<name xml:lang="en">Cheerleader</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Cheerleader</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Cheerleader</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Cheerleader</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מעודדת</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Animadora</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Amigo</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="soandso" color="#8B00FF">
<name xml:lang="en">So and So</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">So and So</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Se ja Se</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Celle-là</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ככה ככה</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Ni Fu Ni Fa</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Fasafiso</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="theuglyone" color="#667C26">
<name xml:lang="en">The Ugly One</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Ugly One</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Se Rumilus</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">La Moche</name>
<name xml:lang="he">המכוערת</name>
<name xml:lang="es">La Fea</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Ugly One</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Die Hässliche</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="whatsherface" color="#33F">
<name xml:lang="en">What's Her Face</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">What's Her Face</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mikä Sen Nimi Oli</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Qui C'est Déjà</name>
<name xml:lang="he">איך קוראים לה</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Como se llame</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">What's Her Face</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tompkins" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">Tompkins</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Tompkins</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Tompkins</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Tompkins</name>
<name xml:lang="he">טומפקינס</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Tompkins</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Tompkins</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="scifigreg" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Science Fiction Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Science Fiction Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Science Fiction Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Science Fiction Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Science Fiction Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Science-Fiction-Greg</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dndgreg" color="#228B22">
<name xml:lang="en">D N'D Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">D N'D Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">D N'D Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">D N'D Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">D N'D Greg</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="opensourcegreg" color="#8F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Open Source Greg</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="japaneseculturegreg" color="#0F8">
<name xml:lang="en">Japanese Culture Greg</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="manolios" color="#ACD339">
<name xml:lang="en">Manolios Ugly One</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cheerleaderbrian" color="#FF9900">
<name xml:lang="en">Cheerleader Brian</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dashing" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Rather Dashing</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Rather Dashing</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Hyvinkin Tyylikäs</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Court Plutôt</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ראד'ר דאשינג</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Rather Dashing</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Rather Dashing</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="blueknight" color="#33F">
<name xml:lang="en">The Blue Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Blue Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Siniritari</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Chevalier Bleu</name>
<name xml:lang="he">האביר הכחול</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Caballero Azul</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Blue Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Blaue Ritter</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="peasantryking" color="#0CC">
<name xml:lang="en">King of Peasantry</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">King of Peasantry</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Lantsareiden kuningas</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Roi de la Paysannerie</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מלך פאזנטרי</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Rey de Peasantry</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">King of Peasantry</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="babylady" color="#F0F">
<name xml:lang="en">Baby Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Baby Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Vauvamuija</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Femme au bébé</name>
<name xml:lang="he">גברת התינוק</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mujer con bebé</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Baby Lady</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mendelev" color="#CC0">
<name xml:lang="en">Mendelev</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mendelev</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mendelev</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Mendelev</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מנדלב</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mendelev</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mendelev</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dongolev" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Dongolev</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Dongolev</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Dongolev</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Dongolev</name>
<name xml:lang="he">דונגלב</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Dongolev</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dongolev</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="trogdor" color="#437C17">
<name xml:lang="en">Trogdor</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Trogdor</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Trogdor</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Trogdor</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Trogdor</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Trogdor</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cherrygreg" color="#F87431">
<name xml:lang="en">Cherry Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Cherry Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Cherry Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Cherry Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="he">צ'רי גרג</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cherry Greg</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Cherry Greg</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="clapper" color="#736AFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Clapper Loader</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Clapper Loader</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Klaffimies</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Technicien du Clap</name>
<name xml:lang="he">טוען הקלאפר</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Técnico de Claqueta</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Clapper Loader</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="customer" color="white">
<name xml:lang="en">Customer</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Customer</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Asiakas</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kunde</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Client</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לקוח</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cliente</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Customer</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="clerk" color="grey">
<name xml:lang="en">Clerk</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Clerk</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Myyjä</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Verkäufer</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Commis</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מוכר</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Empleado</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Clerk</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dolph" color="#F30">
<name xml:lang="en">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">דולף הולדהאגן</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dolph Hauldhagen</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="distorted" color="#69C">
<name xml:lang="en">Distorted Voice</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Distorted Voice</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Vääristynyt Ääni</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Voix déformée</name>
<name xml:lang="he">קול מעוות</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Voz Deformada</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Distorted Voice</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="brudder" color="#C45655">
<name xml:lang="en">Li'l Brudder</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Li'l Brudder</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Li'l Brudder</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Pequeño Brudder</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Li'l Brudder</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Li'l Brudder</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tendafoot" color="#C3CDE6">
<name xml:lang="en">Tendafoot</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Tendafoot</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Tendafoot</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Tendafoot</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Tandafoot</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Tendafoot</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="olaf" color="#7BA05B">
<name xml:lang="en">Dave Olafstenston</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Dave Olafstenston</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Dave Olafstenston</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Dave Olafstenston</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Dave Olafstenston</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dave Olafstenston</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mcdoo" color="#FB607F">
<name xml:lang="en">Schenkel McDoo</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Schenkel McDoo</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Schenkel McDoo</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Schenkel McDoo</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Schenkel McDoo</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Schenkel McDoo</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="taranchula" color="#FF3F34">
<name xml:lang="en">Taranchula</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Taranchula</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Taranchula</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Taranchula</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Taranchula</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Taranchula</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="painting" color="#FFA980">
<name xml:lang="en">Horrible Painting</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Horrible Painting</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaamea Maalaus</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cuadro Horrible</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Peinture Horrible</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Horrible Painting</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="lady" color="#FCDFFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mujer</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Lady</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Lady</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mike" color="gray">
<name xml:lang="en">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Mike Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Mike Chapman</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="matt" color="lightgray">
<name xml:lang="en">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Matt Chapman</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Matt Chapman</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="zemblem" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Coach Z's Emblem</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Coach Z's Emblem</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Coach Z:n symboli</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Emblema del Entrenador Z</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Emblème de Choah Z</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Coach Z's Emblem</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="buck" color="gray">
<name xml:lang="en">Buck Webb</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Buck Webb</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Buck Webb</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Buck Webb</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Buck Webb</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Buck Webb</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="ladyfan" color="white">
<name xml:lang="en">Lady Fan</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Lady Fan</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Naisfani</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Mujer Aficionada</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Femme fan</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Lady Fan</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pro1" color="white">
<name xml:lang="en">Programmer #1</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Programmer #1</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Ohjelmoija #1</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Programador #1</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Programmeur #1</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Programmer #1</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pro2" color="#CCCCCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Programmer #2</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Programmer #2</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Ohjelmoija #2</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Programador #2</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Programmeur #2</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Programmer #2</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="chef" color="#FF4A4A">
<name xml:lang="en">The Chef</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Chef</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kokki</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Chef</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Chef</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Koch</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="knight" color="#369">
<name xml:lang="en">The Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Ritari</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Chevalier</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Knight</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Ritter</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dragon" color="#DCA2F4">
<name xml:lang="en">Multi-Function Dragon</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Multi-Function Dragon</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Monitoimilohikäärme</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Dragon multi-fonction</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Multi-Function Dragon</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="blacksmith" color="#EC7600">
<name xml:lang="en">The Blacksmith</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Blacksmith</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Seppä</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Forgeron</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Blacksmith</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Herrero</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Grobschmied</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="perfume" color="#C36">
<name xml:lang="en">Perfume</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Perfume</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Perfume</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Parfum</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Perfume</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Parfüm</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cleric" color="#AD2C56">
<name xml:lang="en">The Cleric</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">The Cleric</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kirkonmies</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Le Clerc</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">The Cleric</name>
<name xml:lang="es">El Clérigo</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sbreghead" color="#F84">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Bad's Regenerated Head</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Bad's Regenerated Head</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Badin Regeneroitu Pää</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cabeza de Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Tête Régénérée de Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Bad's Regenerated Head</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sbregbody" color="#F48">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Bad's Regenerated Body</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Strong Bad's Regenerated Body</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Strong Badin Regeneroitu Keho</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cuerpo de Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Corps Régénéré de Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Strong Bad's Regenerated Body</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dtwhale" color="#4682B4">
<name xml:lang="en">Drive-Thru Whale</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Drive-Thru Whale</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Ballena del Auto-Servicio</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Drive-Thru Whale</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Baleine de Drive-in</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Drive-Thru Whale</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dartmouth" color="#C71585">
<name xml:lang="en">Dartmouth</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Dartmouth</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Dartmouth</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Darthmouth</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dartmouth</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="villain" color="#FF3F34">
<name xml:lang="en">Villain</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Villain</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Villano</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Pahis</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bandit</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Villain</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="originalbubs" color="#C30">
<name xml:lang="en">Original Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Ursprünglicher Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Alkuperäinen Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Bubs Original</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Bubs Original</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Original Bubs</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="secretcollect" color="#FF2400">
<name xml:lang="en">Secret Collect</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Colecta Secreta</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Secret Collect</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="kid" color="#66FF66">
<name xml:lang="en">Kid</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Niño</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Kid</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dog" color="#CC33FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Dog</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Perro</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dog</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="wizard" color="#876C67">
<name xml:lang="en">Wizard</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Brujo</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Wizard</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="getdagger" color="#00FF3F">
<name xml:lang="en">Get Dagger</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Conseguir Daga</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Get Dagger</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="takedagger" color="#3FFF00">
<name xml:lang="en">Take Dagger</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Tomar Daga</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Take Dagger</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="dennis" color="#32CD32">
<name xml:lang="en">Dennis</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Dennis</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Dennis</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="peaceyp" color="#FFCC33">
<name xml:lang="en">Peacey P</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Peacey P</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Peacey P</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tenerence" color="#CF63EF">
<name xml:lang="en">Tenerence Love</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Tenerence Love</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Tenerence Love</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="doreauxgard" color="#FFEBCD">
<name xml:lang="en">Doreauxgard</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Doreauxgard</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Doreauxgard</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="brundo" color="#964B00">
<name xml:lang="en">Brundo the Decemberween Yak</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Brundo el Yak de Decemberween</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="elf" color="#03C03C">
<name xml:lang="en">Elf</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sheriff" color="#B0E0E6">
<name xml:lang="en">Sheriff</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Policía</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="stbubs" color="#B50">
<name xml:lang="en">Shark-Tooth Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Hai-Zahn-Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Dent-De-Requin Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Diente-De-Tiburón Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="nl">Haai-Tand Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Hain-Hammas Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Ząb-Rekina Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="pt-br">Tubarão-Dente Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Köpekbalığı-Diş Bubs</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="singers" color="#F6ADC6">
<name xml:lang="en">Singers</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Singers</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Laulajat</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Sänger</name>
<name xml:lang="he">זמרים</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Chanteurs</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Cantantes</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Şarkıcılar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="singer" color="#F669C6">
<name xml:lang="en">Singer</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="leadsinger" color="#F669C6">
<name xml:lang="en">Lead Singer</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tedaverill" color="#FDB">
<name xml:lang="en">Ted Averill</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="davey" color="#C2C">
<name xml:lang="en">Davey</name>
</speaker>

<speaker id="announcer" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Ansager</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כרוז</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Narrateur</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Narrador</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Spiker</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="announcer2" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer #2</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Announcer #2</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja #2</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Narrateur #2</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Announcer #2</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="announcer3" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer #3</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Announcer #3</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja #3</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Narrateur #3</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Announcer #3</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="announcer4" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer #4</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Announcer #4</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja #4</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Narrateur #4</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Announcer #4</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="announcer5" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer #5</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Announcer #5</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kuuluttaja #5</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Narrateur #5</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Announcer #5</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="all" color="#FFF">
<name xml:lang="en">All</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Wszyscy</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Kaikki</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Alle</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כולם</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Tous</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Todos</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Hepsi</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="text" color="#FFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Text</name>
<name xml:lang="pl">Tekst</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Texto</name>
<name xml:lang="fi">Teksti</name>
<name xml:lang="fr">Texte</name>
<name xml:lang="tr">Metin</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="other" color="#FFF" />
</speakers>
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The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar

2009-09-23T19:19:02Z

The Goblin: /* Transcript */ capital

{{toonnav|Shorts|puppetmation|On Break|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:puppetadventure.png|thumb|right|"Everything was piles upon piles..."]]
Animated Puppet Homestar has an animated adventure.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Shark-Tooth]] {{film|Bubs}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|The Cheat}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Marshie}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Doreauxgard]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, September 15, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:00

'''Page Title:''' Made with 50% fewer technologies!

==Transcript==
''{Music plays. There is a red curtain with "The Animated Adventures of" on it. Throughout the entire cartoon, there is a cardboard border around the edges. It opens to The Field. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" is in colorful letters that hang from strings. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" gets pulled up.}''

''{The music stops.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Once upon a time...

''{Puppet Homestar Runner comes in from the right}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...here's the type of thing that happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? ''{no longer angry}'' Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm gonna— ''{breaks off}'' umm... ''build'' a pile!

''{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My pile will start with an egg!

''{Puppet Homestar leaves and then comes back holding bacon.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, a bacon.

''{Shark-Tooth Bubs appears.}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' What you're doing in m-here, Homestar? W-you making a breakfast pile or...?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, n—

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' A beach resort pile?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no...it's not supposed to be.

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I'ms can say....

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, heavens!

''{Shark-Tooth Bubs moves closer to Puppet Homestar.}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Why don't I be your pile manager? ''{moves back}'' I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile, for you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager?

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' ''{lunging forwards, suddenly aggressive}'' Get back to work!

''{The curtains close.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Everything was piles upon piles...

''{The curtains open to Puppet Homestar and Shark-Tooth Bubs standing by a big pile}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...until one day...

''{Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat come in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-grah!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh... what?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you haven't heard that yet? That's like, the new "Fe Fi Fo Fum".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't like it. It'll never last.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, anyways, this is my pile now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no...! ''{leans backwards}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' ''{moving forward}'' Say there, Mohhhldy Moldy. You need a pile manager?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'd do that for me?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' You traitorous trade-about! ''{He exits screen right}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Sorry, piles, I got my own styles.

''{Screen darkens and then curtain closes}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar—

''{curtain opens to the Puppet Homestar moving in silhouette among some hills}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' — decided that he should seek out some help. He goed and goed until he finally went.

''{Homestar stops on a hill}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew!

''{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Doreauxgard}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!

'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs. ''{lunges towards Homestar}'' Bag of doors, if you can manage it!

'''MARSHIE:''' Oo! And then, ''oo''! I've got just the thing! Now, huddle up boys, and make that old whispering sound!

''{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}''

''{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' I'm going to go throw up at your house.

''{Shark-Tooth Bubs exits from the bottom of the screen and is replaced by Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ho ho!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha".

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can live with that.

''{Marshie comes flying in}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Let 'em have it, Jackson! ''{Marshie flies off}''

''{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as silhouettes}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhhhhhhhh-AGGGH!!!!!

''{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand, which makes gurgling/growling noises}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}''

''{The hand lets out a yell after Strong Bad and The Cheat have left the screen}''

''{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Too good, Strong Bad! ''{Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in}'' Looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!

''{The screen darkens, a grey hand with Strong Sad's eyes drawn on it appears from the left}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived ''{curtain closes}'' pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.

''{Homestar enters screen right}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whisperingly}'' Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering, overlapping}'' Stop it. Puppet show's over.

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating.

''{Homestar continues to whisper to get Strong Sad's attention}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad! Step. On it. We're up! Stop it. Strong Sad! That's it! Cut it off. That's the end. No more!

''{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-up... wiggle it... just a little bit... Strong Sad!

''{"End." appears on the curtain}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Items in Homestar's pile include:
**an [[egg]]
**a piece of [[bacon]]
**some tangled spaghetti with meat sauce
**a [[Wikipedia:Kewpie doll (toy)|Kewpie doll]]
**a [[trophy]]
**a rubber band ball
**a mug
**an engine
**a doorknob
**a tennis ball


===Remarks===
*This short is done in the same style as [[Main Page 25]].
*Homestar says that Marshie and Doreauxgard are the "only puppets left"; however, [[The Exact Same]] and [[Frank Bennedetto]] are not mentioned.
*Homestar teams with Marshie and Doreauxgard, even though he has previously shown [[Meet Marshie|dislike]] towards Marshie, while Doreauxgard has [[lackey|shown this feeling]] towards Homestar.

===Inside References===
*This cartoon focuses on [[pile]]s.
*Strong Sad mentions everything being "[[Styles Upon Styles|Piles Upon Piles]]".
*Shark-Tooth Bubs says to Homestar that he has his own [[Style|styles]].
*Shark-Tooth Bubs says he's going to [[Puking|throw up]] at Strong Bad's house.
*The part where Homestar is running over the hills is similar to a scene in the [[Old Intro 2|second Intro]].
*There is another reference to [[peeing]].
*The [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall is broken]] when Puppet Homestar expresses disgust over the line "-until he finally went.", and by the fact both he and Puppet Strong Sad refer to the characters as "puppets".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's "garbldy-garbldy" is mentioned as being the new "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum" from [[Wikipedia:Jack_and_the_Beanstalk|Jack & the Beanstalk]].
*Strong Bad being "king of the pile" is a play on the phrase "[[Wikipedia:King of the Hill (game)|King of the Hill]]".
*Homestar saying that Strong Bad's fifteen minutes of pile are over is a play on [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] famous quote that in the future, everyone would have [[Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame|fifteen minutes of fame]].
*"Wiggle it, just a little bit" is a line from the early-'90s hip hop group [[Wikipedia:2 in a Room|2 in a Room]]'s single Wiggle It.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|puppetmation|15787}}

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Puppet Stuff]]

Quote of the Week

2009-08-27T20:57:19Z

The Goblin: /* Quotes */ If it's unknown, it's probably an exclusive

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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|- id="QW-2009-08-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 27 Aug 2009
| [[HR:weeklies/cz_lillubbers.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod_5_-_coach_z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."
| [[On Break]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 7 Aug 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_itshere.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"
| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-07-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:sb_airguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-07-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_soccermom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]''': "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"
| [[imaginary]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-07-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_emancipate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"
| [[highschool]]

|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:stinkometal.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
| [[Trudgemank]]

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| [[concert]] extended song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| [[haircut]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| [[original book]] line

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
*The March 5, 2009 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Xanthan gum|xanthan gum]], a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or [[Wikipedia:Bulgur|bulgur]]), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

===Trivia===
*The remix in the June 25, 2009 quote was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited at [http://dod.vgmix.com/past/sep08/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3].
*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

===Remarks===
*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
**The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
**The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page].
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

===Goofs===
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

===Inside References===
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*The text can also be:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[McDonald's]], respectively.
*In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions [[Wikipedia:Darryl Strawberry|Darryl Strawberry]], a former Major League Baseball player.
*In the 04 June 2009 quote, D&D Greg mentions the "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs". This refers to the [[Wikipedia:Eberron|Eberron Campaign Setting]] of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp Main Page] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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User:MichaelXX2

2009-08-15T02:50:18Z

The Goblin: undid revision 668810; reveals private info

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Hi, I'm MichaelXX2. My real name is [[Mike Chapman|Michael]], as if that weren't obvious enough. I mostly like to make and correct pictures and audio files. I honestly have no idea what the "XX2" in my name means. I just started using "MichaelXX2" on my Nintendo DS and poof, it stuck on me.
[http://www.youtube.com/user/WindowsErrorGuy Here's my YouTube account.] I make Lego videos.

This page has been vandalized [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=652033&oldid=650972], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=next&oldid=652036], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=next&oldid=652044], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=next&oldid=652175], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=next&oldid=652202], [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:MichaelXX2&diff=658113&oldid=656017] times.

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==About me==
My sig: 
{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 
Well, I'm a eleven-year-old kid who loves the Homestar Runner Wiki. You can call me Michael. I spend most of my time online on the HRWiki, because it has so much information about Homestar, it makes me want to edit all of it and make friends. I now spend more time on it then ever, and I hope to be a System Operator one say... Now, I know a LOT of things that I didn't before [[Homestar Runner]]. If [[Main Page|this]] and [http://www.homestarrunner.com this] hadn't have entered my life, I might not have a worthwhile one. I also have a very high interest in {{pl|l=http://www.lego.com Legos}}, particularly {{pl|l=http://city.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Lego City}}, and my biggest building challenge has, and most likely will continue to be, the {{pl|l=http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=10185 Green Grocer}}. That thing is tall, and it took me over 17 hours to complete.

==[[highschool#Transcript|Email Baby Lunch Juice]]==
My email address is hosted my [http://gmail.com Gmail] and I really like it. Some of its features include, but are not limited to:
*It's like regular email except you can apply labels and extensions and stuff
*You can search for mail
**If I type "Homestar Runner Wiki" into the search box, it'll bring up every email in the archives
*You can also archive mail in the archive folder
*Archived chats (I don't particularly use this very often, as I use IRC frequently)

One of the extensions I wrote is having Facebook messages being automatically deleted, but I have now deleted my Facebook account. =3

===Favorites===
*'''Character:''' [[Homestar]]
*'''Toon:''' [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
*'''Strong Bad Email:''' [[hiding]] Though this sometimes changes whenever a new one is updated
*'''Short:''' [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
*'''Random Thing:''' [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*'''Hremail:''' [[Hremail 2000]]
*'''Easter Egg:''' [[strong badathlon#Easter Eggs|Homestar]] [[User:It's dot com|VS.]] [[The Exact Same|Homestar]]
*And maybe some other stuff.

==How I discovered Homestar Runner==
I discovered H*R when my friend, A.J, told me about Homestar Runner. He said that an older kid told him about the site, and he told me the URL like, 15 times. I never listened, because I didn't think it was worthwhile. When I had my end-of-the-school-year party, he showed me [[First Time Here?]] And I was all but dumbfounded. I wasn't very impressed until he showed me [[underlings]], and I fell in love. After they left, I was literally foaming at the mouth to see more of this wonderful site. Unfortunately, I joined around the time [[Takin' a Baby Break]] was going on, and by the time the site was updated again, I had seen every cartoon, memorized the site, and seen almost every [[Strong Bad Email]]. I saw literally every one when I made a videotape of all the Sbemails on my Wii browser.

==How I discovered the Homestar Runner Wiki==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Secrets_That_I_Keep&diff=541927&oldid=541926 My amazing first edit ever.] It was vandalism, but that page is special. 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Gets_Something_Stuck_In_His_Craw&diff=prev&oldid=559613 My first MichaelXX2 edit ever.] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Chipwich&diff=prev&oldid=602983 My '''1000th''' edit! Wow!] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Image%3Amain5.png&diff=629822&oldid=239099 My '''2000th''' edit! It was correcting an image!] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Spiced_Bun.png My '''3000th''' edit!] It was uploading that image. 
[http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Floppy_Disk_Container&curid=6896&diff=661851&oldid=660088&rcid=621305 My '''4000th edit!'''] Man, I can't get over how fast these edits are piling up. A long time ago, February 6 of 2008 to be exact, I was sitting in bed one night and I was watching H*R on my Wii. A few weeks ago, I had accidentally discovered [[The Secrets That I Keep]]. I had an obsession of cine projectors at the time, and I remembered the page title, so I Googled it. The link to the Wiki page was the first link to come up, so I clicked it. I saw the page and thought it was some boring cult and never paid much attention to it. I frantically searched until I found the link to the Homestar Runner page, and I ignored everything else. After 3 times of visiting, I thought I should explore more. I clicked the [[Main Page]] button and I explored several articles. I knew I was hooked. I set up an account and made lots of friends and edits.

==Wiki Stuff==

===Major Contributions===
*I fix a lot of images here. I have cropped and filled too many to count.
*Fixed a freakin' lot of images down at [[User:OptimisticFool/Image Cleanup]].
*Added a few [[Sketchbook]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]], and [[Quote of the Week]] updates
*Transcribed

[[theme song]] (commentary) 
[[Comic Book Movie]] 
[[Where U Goin' 2? Visuals]] 
[[Compy Catalog]] 

*Major cleanup of [[Crayons]] and [[Loose Coins]]
*Keep track of [[Minor Foods]] and add images where necessary
*Small cleanup and additions in articles; My record for revisions in one day is currently 81
*Made and heavily contributed to 
:'''Templates:''' 

[[Template:commentary|commentary]] 
[[Template:seemain|seemain]] 
[[Template:Hremail|hremail]] 
[[Template:charvids|charvids]] 

:'''Pages:''' 

[[Hremails]] 
[[Crack in the Wall]] 
[[The Exact Same]] 
[[Bad Sportsmanship]] 
[[Dork]] 
[[Brellow Crayon]] 
[[Capers]] 
[[Glow Sticks]] 
[[Minor Drinks‎]] 
[[Doughnuts]] 
[[Macaroni]] 
[[URLs With the Number 2 In Them]] (my first article to survive a {{t|tbd}}) 
[[Compy Catalog]]

:'''Other:'''

[[Eggs (disambiguation)]] 
[[Michael]] 
[[Keyboard]] 
[[Subtitles:ccdo7b/en]] (Partially) 
[[Subtitles:compycatalog/en]]

===My Experiences===
I've been using HRWiki for quite a while, and I've noticed a few things. For one
==Fonts==
As you can see in my userboxes, I like to download a lot of [[fonts]]. Here's how to download your own:

In Windows XP, download your font. Then, right-click on the .zip file and hit '''Extract all''' or '''Extract All Files'''. Then, go to the '''Start''' menu and click '''Run'''. Type in '''fonts''' or '''Fonts'''. A menu of files should pop up. Now, go to '''My Documents''' or your '''Desktop''' and you should see a file that looks like the file in the folder called '''Fonts'''. Drag the TrueType or OpenType font file to that list, and you're done!

==Favorite Characters In Order From Best To Worst==

#[[Homestar Runner]] 
#[[Homsar]] 
#[[Strong Bad]] 
#[[The Cheat]] 
#[[Bubs]] 
#[[Coach Z]] 
#[[Strong Sad]] 
#[[Strong Mad]] 
#[[Pom Pom]] 
#[[The Poopsmith]] 
#[[Marzipan]] 
#[[The King of Town]]

==Who the crap am I?==
<center>
http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/10/file_extensions/swf.jpg 
I took the tests, and... yeah.
</center>

==Awesome People==

<div class="boilerplate plainlinks stub">
[[Image:HeadlessSB.png|STUB'D!]] ''This section of the page is a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]. You can suggest your name in my [[User talk:MichaelXX2|talk page]].

==Funny [[IRC]] Stuff==

Most of this crap is crazy, and some of it isn't even funny.

<homestramy20> idk, i dont remember someone called "nerd" 
<homestramy20> and trust me, i would 
<homestramy20> OMGOMGOMGHI DEBRA 
<MichaelXX2> O.O 
<The_Mu> HAHAHA 
<homestramy20> DEBRA 
<MichaelXX2> :| 
<homestramy20> I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON YOUR TALK PAGE DID YOU GET IT DEBRA? 
<MichaelXX2> duh 

----
<HSB150> ping him 
[DeFender1031 PING reply] : 1.031 seconds 
<HSB150> 1.031 
<HSB150> seconds 
<HSB150> well, he's here 
<MichaelXX2> O_o 
<MichaelXX2> um 
<HSB150> i pinged him 
<MichaelXX2> Defender 1031 
<MichaelXX2> 1.031 
<HSB150> ping me now 
<HSB150> oh 
<HSB150> crap 
<MichaelXX2> DeFender1031 VS. 1.031 
<HSB150> that's awesome 
<MichaelXX2> think about that
----
<Lapper> woah woah woah 
<Lapper> Raiku, who said you could get in here? 
<Raiku> my ip changing 
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Lapper 

----
<MichaelXX2> yes 
<MichaelXX2> the knowledge is sweet 
<MichaelXX2> like this marshmallow 
<MichaelXX2> *Holds up a marshmallow* 
<DorianGray> You can't destroy meeee! 
<Dinoshaur> what's marshmallow fluff? 
<MichaelXX2> No idea 
<DeFender1031> marshmallowness without the gelatin 
<Dinoshaur> wow 
<DeFender1031> so there was once when i was on some sort of youth program, these two girls had a jar of marshmallow fluff and they were- oh right... family friendly... 
<Dinoshaur> It's been so long since we've had a moment like this 
<DorianGray> Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise! 
<DorianGray> Made from the best stuuuuuuff! 
<Dinoshaur> He so creepy he creeps out you and me 
<DeFender1031> a moment like what? 
<DeFender1031> oh 
<Dinoshaur> Look out kids it's CUD 
<DeFender1031> what? 
<DeFender1031> how was that ME being creepy? 
<DeFender1031> it's not like i was hitting on any 14 year olds... 
<DeFender1031> speaking of which, i miss acam... 
<Dinoshaur> jibblie jibblie jibblie 
<DeFender1031> hahahahahahahah 
----
<MichaelXX2> Hola, señor. ¿Qué hay de nuevo, la salsa de tomate? 
<MichaelXX2> Voy a hablar en español ahora. 
<MichaelXX2> ¿Puede usted me entiende? 
<MichaelXX2> Usted puede, vaya a Internet. 
<MichaelXX2> Me gustan las plumas y lápices. 
<MichaelXX2> Escriben ordenado y claro.

User:MichaelXX2

2009-08-15T02:47:02Z

The Goblin: remove

Template:u

2009-08-13T20:25:48Z

The Goblin: USe a rotated version of Strong Bad's head, the old one had a slight tilt to the left

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*<code><nowiki>{{u|sb}}</nowiki></code> – standard format
*<code><nowiki>{{u|trog|30px}}</nowiki></code> – optional width parameter
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===Features===
*{{u|sb}} [sb] [[Strong Bad Email]] #57: [[japanese cartoon]] {{watch|sbemail57.html}}
*{{u|hr}} [hr] [[Toons#Special Cartoons|New Toon]]: [[Lappynapped!]] {{watch|lappynapped.html}}
*{{u|tgs}} [tgs] [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
*{{u|mam}} [mam] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*{{u|pbtc}} [pbtc] [[Powered by The Cheat]]: [[New Boots]]
*{{u|pupp}} [pupp] [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Puppet Time]]

===Weeklies===
*{{u|qotw}} [qotw] [[Quote of the Week]]: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
*{{u|fs}} [fs] [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: awesome cheatcow
*{{u|sk}} [sk] [[Sketchbook]]: bendy hop

===Holidays===
*{{u|hw}} [hw] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*{{u|fall}} [fall] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Fall Float Parade]]
*{{u|tg}} [tg] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Let us give TANKS!]]
*{{u|dw}} [dw] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*{{u|trog|30px}} [trog] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Trogday 08]] ''(icon shown using 30px width)''

===Others===
*{{u|cs}} [cs] [[Store]]: [[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Beanie Cap sale]]
*{{u|mp}} [mp] [[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon''
*{{u|game}} [game] [[Videlectrix]]: [[Kid Speedy]] {{play|kidspeedy.html}}
*{{u|ps}} [ps] [[Podstar Runner]]: [[geddup noise]]
*{{u|misc}} [misc] [[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|TMBG Concert]]
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[[Category:Formatting Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]
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File:Rotated Strong Bad.PNG

2009-08-13T20:24:27Z

The Goblin: A rotatated version of Strong Bad's character head.

== Summary ==
A rotatated version of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Character Heads|character head]].
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

Subtitles:sbemail105/en

2009-08-05T21:41:36Z

The Goblin: add sfx

{{subtitles|replacement}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail105.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Our next show is a family show. It...is...the email.</line>
<line start="86" end="137" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever thought who will take your place when you retire?"</line>
<line start="139" end="167" speaker="strongbad">"Your friend, Jeffrey Desterhoft"</line>
<line start="173" end="194" speaker="strongbad">You've got a good point there, Jeffy.</line>
<line start="198" end="228" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever.</line>
<line start="234" end="267" speaker="strongbad">I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before.</line>
<line start="275" end="301" speaker="strongbad">Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?</line>
<line start="310" end="375" speaker="strongbad">(distorted) Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.</line>
<line start="381" end="410" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?</line>
<line start="414" end="422" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="423" end="457" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, this is my stool. I'm talking about a throne.</line>
<line start="460" end="570" speaker="strongbad">You know, it had, like... gold nuggets on it, and... a hundred cup holders... some of them velvety cushions... you know, a throne.</line>
<line start="575" end="615" speaker="strongbad">And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.</line>
<line start="621" end="628" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="633" end="664" speaker="strongbad">I guess the best way to find a replacement is to</line>
<line start="670" end="714" speaker="strongbad">subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process</line>
<line start="715" end="777" speaker="strongbad">that I subjected myself to when I started checking these emails?</line>
<line start="786" end="819" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it.</line>
<line start="825" end="831" speaker="strongbad">Gargleman.</line>
<line start="833" end="840" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
<line start="845" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Dumweiner.</line>
<line start="855" end="869" speaker="homestar">Uhhhh, crapface.</line>
<line start="871" end="878" speaker="strongbad">Butkus.</line>
<line start="880" end="887" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
<line start="894" end="900" speaker="strongbad">Crambert.</line>
<line start="905" end="913" speaker="homestar">Crapface?</line>
<line start="916" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Desterhoft.</line>
<line start="927" end="942" speaker="homestar">Let me think about it; Crapface.</line>
<line start="948" end="966" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Perfect score!</line>
<line start="967" end="984" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "deleted."</line>
<line start="985" end="993" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="995" end="1003" speaker="coachz">DELORTED!</line>
<line start="1004" end="1020" speaker="sfx">distorted buzzer</line>
<line start="1024" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
<line start="1054" end="1066" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the teeth!</line>
<line start="1067" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?</line>
<line start="1104" end="1118" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the grill!</line>
<line start="1119" end="1131" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah! Keep going!</line>
<line start="1132" end="1145" speaker="bubs">Kick you in the grill!</line>
<line start="1147" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!</line>
<line start="1172" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.</line>
<line start="1197" end="1253" speaker="marzipan">And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!</line>
<line start="1255" end="1290" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1307" speaker="strongbad">Play another one!</line>
<line start="1313" end="1356" speaker="marzipan">Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down,</line>
<line start="1357" end="1380">
<marzipan>they take you to...</marzipan>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1381" end="1421" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
<line start="1422" end="1435" speaker="strongsad">Go make him some hummus!</line>
<line start="1436" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Hummus?! No, try something else.</line>
<line start="1457" end="1474" speaker="strongsad">Uh... Give him a foot massage!</line>
<line start="1483" end="1500" speaker="strongbad">Those are not feet!</line>
<line start="1502" end="1526" speaker="strongbad">Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat,</line>
<line start="1527" end="1553" speaker="strongbad">and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1562" end="1579" speaker="homestar">Umm... crapface.</line>
<line start="1583" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well.</line>
<line start="1644" end="1686" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...</line>
<line start="1694" end="1714" speaker="strongbad">DANCE CONTEST!</line>
<line start="1715" end="1850" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
<line start="1851" end="1909">
<sfx>upbeat music</sfx>
<strongmad>I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="1910" end="1944" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
<line start="1945" end="2004" speaker="homestar">And then I put it on my faaaaace...</line>
<line start="2010" end="2065" speaker="strongbad">Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well.</line>
<line start="2070" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2160" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo!</line>
<line start="2167" end="2185" speaker="strongbad">Or an even better epitaph!</line>
<line start="2188" end="2209" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here lies Strong Bad</line>
<line start="2215" end="2251" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"</line>
<line start="2261" end="2286" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Buried with his hundred girlfriends</line>
<line start="2295" end="2313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And like, a jillion dollars</line>
<line start="2325" end="2342" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Please don't dig up the grave.</line>
<line start="2438" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A-ttention The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2451" end="2456" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2457" end="2514" speaker="strongbad">Have you found that motorcycle yet? Maybe check in our... stock room.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2527" end="2559" speaker="strongbad">And Dana needs more quarters on register three.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

fan club

2009-07-18T19:45:45Z

The Goblin: /* Trivia */ engsmsplode is 8.

{{sbenav|188}}

[[Image:Sbemail188.png|thumb|"All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club."]]

Strong Bad talks about his fan club, "[[The Deleteheads]]".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Cinder Block]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homsar}} or {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Vector Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 28, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:26 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 4:32 actual

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Sbemail Fan Club?</div>
Does your e-mail show have it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s own fan club? Whose the 
president of it? And what do they do? 
Best regards, 
David, Northern Ireland. 
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad stutters the word "it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s" a little, and pronounces "whose" heavily and with an s instead of z sound.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. ''{clears the screen}'' Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = ''{the word is typed in a dull brown color; other voices accompany him}'' mrenh, turkey club = ''{the word appears in a rainbow of colors}'' mmmMMRENHhhhh! ''{the other voices cheer "Yay!"}'' But yes, there is a sbemail fan club. Its members call themselves 'Deleteheads' and in a chocolate-covered bit of Stockholm syndrome-esque irony, their president is brother Strong Sad!

''{cut to Strong Sad standing at a table in his room. He is wearing a hat styled after a computer's delete key, which reads "Del" on it}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Popa-ulation: Tiii-iii-iiire! ''{sits, producing [[the Geddup Noise]]}'' All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club.

''{cut to Strong Mad, The Cheat, and the Cinderblock sitting across from him, all wearing the same delete key hat}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' We finally switched over our web hosting from ''{cut back to Strong Sad}'' Geofire to Angelcities.

''{screen of the Deleteheads website, called "The Delete-Heads Website", pops up. There is a pixelated picture of Strong Bad dancing, as well as links to "Our friend Scott's website".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And they've upgraded all of our dead links to hyperlinks!

''{the website screen drops off again, showing Strong Sad once more}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' We also had several interesting discussions in the ongoing debate series "Non Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar".

''{scene cuts to either Senor Cardgage or Homsar, chosen at random:}''

*'''HOMSAR:''' ''{wearing a computer key hat that reads "Thump"}'' My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!

*'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{standing next to a duffel bag}'' Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...Well, debate's over! Oh, and I just received confirmation today that Abdi LaRue, ''{scene switches to the view of Strong Mad and The Cheat}'' sender of the first ''{Strong Mad grins}'' Strong Bad Email, ''{cut back to Strong Sad}'' is a lock for this year's FHQWHfest.

''{the flier for "FHQWHfest '08" appears}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And there's a rumor ''{the flier disappears}'' going around that Stro Bro himself might show up to sign autographs!

''{Strong Bad walks by, seen through the doorway, carrying an overly-long submarine sandwich. The sandwich continues to go by the doorway after Strong Bad's line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... I'm not comin'.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't forget to bombard Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night. ''{thumps fist for emphasis}'' I think we should go with asking about Bubs's first wife. Some good potential there. ''{at this point, The Cheat, still wearing his Del hat, can be seen through the doorway, carrying the end of Strong Bad's sandwich.}'' She was a real firebrand, that one!

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's fan ''clubs'', the next worst word you can couple with the word 'fan' is, you guessed it, ''{ominous, eerie music plays}'' the word ''{Strong Bad's voice slows down, and the camera zooms in on the word as he types it}'' 'fiction.'

''{cut to a sheet of paper. The words appear typed on the paper as Strong Sad says them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' A Grade A Gray Day, a sbemail fanfic by S.Sad

''{pan down to show the Lappy from the back. Strong Sad's words appear above the scene now}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' The Lappy hummed quietly to itself.

''{the scene changes to show Strong Bad rubbing his chin and puzzling over the Lappy. Strong Bad mouths the dialogue Strong Sad gives him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' "Curious," said Strong Bad, "Very curious indeed."

'''STRONG BAD:''' Since that's totally the way I talk.

''{cut to a shot of the Lappy's screen, showing the message "Your inbox has 0 new messages".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' His inbox flickered "0 new messages" back at him.

''{cut back to a long shot of Strong Bad and the Lappy, with empty space on the left side}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is definitely fiction.

''{Homestar walks in, also mouthing the dialogue Strong Sad narrates. After the word "striding", the words no longer appear at the top of the scene.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' "Ahoy, Strong Bad," said Homestar Runner striding casually into the room. ''{close up of Homestar}'' "You'll never have to answer another email again!" ''{cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad}'' "Grandiose," replied Strong Bad, eyelids lowered. ''{Strong Bad lowers his eyelids}'' "What did you do this time?"

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, Strong Bad. Check out my Strong Sad impression. Ahem.

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' "I turned them all over to Twelve-Times-A-Day Man!"

''{Cut to a long shot of Homestar with empty space on the left side. Twelve-Times-A-Day Man, who is Strong Sad dressed in a yellow mask and cape, with a logo reading "12X" on his chest, flies down from the top of the screen and lands behind Homestar}''

'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad.

''{cut to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start makin' up terrible new characters!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...he said, putting on a bonnet, ''{a bonnet appears on Strong Bad's head, he tries to take it off with stiffened arms to no avail}'' and giving Homestar a deep-tissue massage. ''{the Lappy flies up out of Strong Bad's way, as he raises his arms and approaches Homestar unwillingly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aah! No!!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, this gon' be good! ''{turns away so Strong Bad can rub his back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it. Two can play at this extremely nerdy game!

''{a piece of notebook paper comes down instead. His words also appear as he says them, while dialogue appears in word balloons}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' INTO the MORONOSPHERE!! A deleteheads fan ''fiction'', ''{the following does not appear}'' because I have plenty of time to say both syllables. ''{the following words appear}'' By Strong Bad.

''{cut to a rough drawing of Strong Sad sitting at a table, with a poorly drawn The Cheat and an angry rectangle, presumably Strong Mad with a Paper bag with a scary face drawn on it on his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over, speaking as Strong Sad}'' "And that's why I like ALL them Star Tracks!" ''{normal voice}'' ...said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!

''{cut to a drawing of Strong Sad being menaced by a long sandwich with eyes and fangs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng...sm...sploded out of nowhere! ''{the caption "engsmsplode!" is added to the drawing, with a burst around the sandwich constrictor for emphasis}''

''{cut to Strong Sad, who is very poorly drawn}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You can't just start making up terrible new words!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...whined Strong Sad,—

''{scene changes to a picture of the sandwich constrictor partially wrapped around Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' —already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll go easy on the fan fic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Just then,—

''{the scene changes to show Homestar coming in from the left. His shirt and soles are missing (though he still has a star on his chest), and a leaf is covering his crotch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' —Homestar traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Fiction! I mean fiction! I'll go easy on the fan FICTION!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning in close; Strong Sad is looking away}'' Hey 12 Times A Day Man, are you gonna eat all them Twizzlérs?

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose indeed! Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Strong Bad.

''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves, producing the Geddup Noise}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Chairscoot.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said the New Paper.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:DeleteheadsMembership.png|thumb|"Shut up! I'm a card carrying Deletehead."]]
*Click on "Deleteheads" to see a Deletehead's member card.
*At the end, click on the first "grandiose" to see a scene with Vector Strong Bad.
*:'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE.
*At the end, click on the first "fan fiction" to see a scene with Marzipan.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{playing a paddleball game until she misses}'' Aww, shootie-kahootie. I could only do it eleven times today.
*:''{Twelve-Times-A-Day Man flies down from the top of the screen}''
*:'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!
*At the end, click on "dabble" to see a picture of Homsar's [[Parents]]: a photo of a mug of coffee and a Chipwich cookie.
*At the end, click on "King of Town" to see Strong Bad's King of Town fan fiction.
*:''{a roughly drawn cartoon of The King of Town with a puddle in front of him, and an unknown substance splashed around his mouth}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over; speaking as The King of Town}'' I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit! ''{normal voice}'' ...Said the King of Town.
*:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish that ''were'' fiction...

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Stockholm syndrome|Stockholm syndrome]] is a condition where hostages show signs of empathy toward their captors.
*A [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (humor)|non sequitur]] is a response that bears no relevance to the preceding statement.
*Twelve Times a Day Man is an example of a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]], a common affliction of fan fiction.
*Strong Bad promising Homestar a deep tissue massage is an example of [[Wikipedia:Slash fiction|slash]], a popular but controversial type of fan fiction.
*A [[Wikipedia:Massage#Deep tissue massage|deep tissue massage]] is a massage that focuses more on a specific joint or muscle group in order to access deeper tissue.
*[[Wikipedia:Carrageenan|Carrageenan]] is a food additive derived from seaweed.
*Strong Sad's comment about bombarding Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night refers to the fact that the Brothers Chaps post emails on Mondays.

===Trivia===
*The Deleteheads card reads:
<blockquote><big>Del</big> '''Shut up! I'm a card carrying 
<big>deletehead</big> 
'''ones pref:''' coldson lite 
'''fav palaroncini:''' perry 
'''current status:''' 1 lady fan 
'''member since:''' sugarbob</blockquote>
*Strong Sad's notebook at the meeting reads:
<blockquote>Meeting: 
#Pledge 
#Hosting 
#Fhqwhfest 
#Blinkg Fun</blockquote>
*The website reads:
<blockquote><nowiki>http://www.angelcities.com/deleteheads2004.com</nowiki> 
the 
<big>DELETE-HEADS</big> 
website 
'''Welcome!!!!!''' 
 
Links: 
Our friend Scott's website 
Our friend Scott's website 
Our friend Scott's website 
Our friend Scott's website 
 
A Member of the Strong Bad Webring</blockquote>
*The [[Fhqwhgads|FHQWHfest]] flier reads:
<blockquote><big>FHQWHfest 
'08</big> 
''{picture of the [[Atari Dragon]]}'' 
Keynote Speaker: 
Mr. Some Kinda Robot, himself: 
<big>'''ABDI LARUE'''</big> 
Plus: [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], 
and 6 of the 10 [[Dan]]s!</blockquote>
*The summary of the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all."
*In the Podcast version, Senor Cardgage's lines play against the visual of Homsar's scene, and the audio for the following scenes of Strong Sad speaking and Strong Bad at his computer play out of synch with the animation. After Strong Bad says, "the next worst word you can couple with the word 'fan' is, you guessed it, the word 'fiction'", the DVD title card for the email and a portion of the Intro play before the "Grade A Gray Day" scene appears and the email resumes as normal.
*The word "engsmsplode" has [[Multiple Consonants|eight consonants in a row]].

===Remarks===
*The "Homsar's Parents" egg shows up even when Homsar isn't present in the email.
*Vector Strong Bad's "engsmsplode" came out of his mask, rather than his mouth.
*Marzipan claims she could only do 11 paddleballs, yet in the Easter egg we only see her do 9, although she could have done two before the easter egg started.
*When Strong Sad is presiding over his meeting, his eyes appear farther apart than usual.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad is first seen during Strong Sad's fan fiction, a bit of his right arm extends outside his body.
*When Strong Bad says "Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start making up terrible new characters!", the left side of his mouth extends outside of his head.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad sings part of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]], from [[flag day]].
**He also [[Singing Out Of Tune|sings it in the wrong key]].
*As mentioned by Strong Sad, [[Abdi LaRue]] sent in the first Strong Bad Email, [[some kinda robot]].
*Strong Mad [[Strong Mad smiling|smiles]] when he hears about Abdi LaRue.
*The line "I can do it! I can do it twelve times!" refers to [[crazy cartoon]] and [[virus]], where it was only [[nine times]].
*Homestar previously did a Strong Sad impression in [[impression]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
*Strong Bad's line "You can't just start making up terrible new characters" is ironic due to Strong Bad's own record of making new characters in the same manner, such as [[Stinkoman]] and [[Senor Cardgage]].
*[[The Geddup Noise#Chairscoot|Chairscoot]] was named in [[geddup noise]].
*This is an instance of [[Naked Homestar Runner|Homestar appearing naked]].
*Strong Bad's imitation of Homsar in [[interview]] stated that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee".
*Strong Bad's fan fiction is in an art style similar to that of [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*The Deleteheads card makes reference to [[Cold Ones]], [[Coldson Lite]], [[current status]], [[lady fan]], and [[sugarbob]].
*The King of Town confessing to eating [[whatsit]] is an example of [[Eating Non-Food Items]].
**Additionally, the implication that the King of Town engages in eating [[whatsit]] was previously made in [[virus]].
*The Deleteheads member card appears to be signed by Van Mundegaarde, previously mentioned in [[2 years]].
*The Deleteheads website contains an animated gif of Strong Bad's jig from [[lures & jigs]].
*Strong Bad being forced to wear a bonnet by Strong Sad is another instance of [[Cross-dressing]].
*Strong Bad mentions "making some [[bread|toast]]".
*The Cheat helping Strong Bad carry the eight-foot sandwich while still taking part in the Deleteheads' meeting is another instance of [[Duplicate Characters|duplicate characters]].

===Real-World References===

*"Geofire" and "Angelcities" are [[portmanteaus]] of free web hosts [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]. However, there is an actual web host named [http://www.angelcities.com/ AngelCities].
*"Star Tracks" is a play on the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]'', which is considered something a stereotypical nerd would be interested in. There are [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-Alexander-Courage/dp/B000003CT8 two] [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-2-Bill-Conti/dp/B000003CUD albums] of music from science fiction films, including Star Trek, which are called "Star Tracks".
*[[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]] is a brand of ice cream sandwich made with two chocolate chip cookies.
*[[Wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] are a brand of licorice candies.

===Fast Forward===
*The next day, a month-long "[[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|Who will be the non-sequitur champion?]]" sale of Homsar and Senor Cardgage shirts began. At the end of the sale, the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] announced that Senor Cardgage had lost to Homsar.
*The music during Strong Sad's fan fiction is later reused in [[SBCG4AP]].
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s flag in [[Strong Badia the Free]] features Homsar's [[bowler hat]] and his "parents".

==DVD Version==
*The non-sequitur scene with Homsar is shown automatically, while the Senor Cardgage version of said scene is accessible as an Easter egg.
{{commentary|email=true}}
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' I want to comment on this, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want to comment on this, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, great.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' What's up, guys?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The double deuce.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The double deuce.

'''MIKE:''' Talk at the same time for me.

'''MATT:''' ''{quickly alternating between Homestar's and Strong Bad's voice}'' Okay, we're gonna talk at the same time.

'''MIKE:''' You sound like you're from ''Twin Peaks''. The Man From Another Place.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The little man.

'''MIKE:''' The Theme From A Summer Place.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing a melody}'' Dooo do do doo do dooo.

'''MIKE:''' Alright, so, Homestar, are you a member of any fan clubs?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, yes, no. In that order.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah you are, you're the member of the fan club diaper wearing right now fan club... dirty diaper wearing also right now on top of the other diaper you're wearing fan club.

'''MIKE:''' So, wait a minute, he's got on a clean diaper, and on top of the clean diaper he's got on a dirty diaper.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, he had to go through some effort, put forth effort to do that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, Mike, it is— I am a dedicated fan. I will do what I have to do.

'''MIKE:''' Alright. Um...

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I had no idea this was going on for years. Look at their friend Scott's website.

'''MIKE:''' Their Deleteheads. Do you those are that kind of soft foam that those cheese heads that the Green Bay Packers wear?

'''STRONG BAD:''' It is. The same company makes them.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Is that Polymascotfoamalate?

'''STRONG BAD:''' It probably is.

'''MIKE:''' So, what do you think about your fans?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't like them, this is bad. It's like, you never want to meet your fans, 'cause there always gonna be these kinda guys. Lame dudes—

'''MIKE:''' Like your brothers?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Crazy, that sit around and talk about you, y'know. The cinder block is the only one at that table I respect. Honestly. FHQWHfest? Have you ever been to one of those? A fan fest?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I have been to a few, yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, that sandwich.

'''MIKE:''' Next time you go to one of those fan things, bring me one of those sandwiches.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I put a presquito on it.

'''MIKE:''' Prosciutto.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Presquito.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, is that how they pronounce it in—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's how I pro— I told him that's how you do it.

'''MIKE:''' Well, Strong Bad—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Homestar knows a lot about foreign words.

'''MIKE:''' He does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, fan fiction. At least it wasn't a romantic fan fiction.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah. That would be bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That would be bad news. Though he tried to turn—

'''MIKE:''' It would have to be fan fiction, though, if it was gonna be romantic about you, though, right?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, that would be fact...

'''MIKE:''' ...iction.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact-iction. Faction.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, is that what a faction is?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, a warring— Two warring factions of ladies trying to get at my scrubbly chest hairs.

'''MIKE:''' You don't have scrubbly chest hairs, you have a very shiny sphere for a body.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, you just can't see 'em. It's blond, out of my roots. And who is this guy? Y'know, he just starts makin' up— And look, he's got the superhero thing where when you put a mask on, your eyes turn into whites. Like Batm'ns. ''{pause until the bonnet appears on Strong Bad}'' Get off! Get that bonnet off my head! Look, he turned me into an animatronic rob— massage-giving robot.

'''MIKE:''' I must've animated that part, Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This was such a tease, I gotta tell ya. I thought I was gonna get that massage, deep tissue.

'''MIKE:''' I'll give you one right now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Rubbly-rubbly-rubbly.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's not that bad!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look it's one of those Thwomps from Mario 64.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, haven't we talked about Strong Mad being that for Halloween?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He ought to be.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, the Matt beneath those two voices, we should remember to do that this year.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, we— we can talk about that, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Alright, Homestar, remind me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I'll suggest it to Strong Mad that he dress up as a Thwomp.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{pause until Homestar walks in naked}'' Oh, look at me now!

'''MIKE:''' But your shirt's on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, but, that's... tattooed, I got that tattooed to my chest now.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So your body is shirt shaped? So, your shirt is just a band of color, really?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, man, do you wanna really get into this right now, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I would like to know, yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I have to go.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I have to take over now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pause}'' There it goes.

'''MIKE:''' Well, that's the end, Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bye.

'''MIKE:''' Homestar.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Homestar and Strong Bad mention the [[Double Deuce]].
*Mike mentions the [[Wikipedia:Man from Another Place|Man from Another Place]], a character from ''[[Twin Peaks]]''.
*Mike also mentions the [[Wikipedia:Theme From A Summer Place|Theme From A Summer Place]].
*Strong Bad [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|pronounces "Batmans" as "Batm'ns"]].
*Mike reminds Homestar to have Strong Mad dress up as a Thwomp for Halloween, which he does in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*"Polymascotfoamalate" previously appeared in [[4 branches]], and its relationship with the Deleteheads caps likely refers to the CGNU mascot costume being made out of "flame-protardant polymascotfoamalate".
*The [[Wikipedia:Green Bay Packers|Green Bay Packers]] are a professional American football team based in [[Wikipedia:Green Bay, Wisconsin|Green Bay, Wisconsin]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|188|13478}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Multiple Consonants

2009-07-18T19:45:33Z

The Goblin: engsmsplode is 8.

[[File:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]

Several of the made-up words in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] feature '''multiple consecutive consonant clusters'''. Most of them are formed in [[Strong Bad Email]]s and have more consonants than any other real word in the English language, usually making them slightly difficult to pronounce. Most of the consonants are also part of consonant blends. The words [[Wiktionary:strength|strength]]s and [[Wiktionary:length|length]]s have five consonants in a row, more than any other in the English language.

==Examples==

*Email [[i love you]] — The mailer's name is "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf", which has groups of six, sixteen, three, three and four consonants, in that order. [[Strong Bad]] manages to read the whole word once, but then decide to shorten it to just [[Fhqwhgads]], which still has six consonants in a row.
**Email [[fan club]] — [[Strong Sad]] tells the [[Deleteheads]] about "FHQWHfest", which has six consonants in a row.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad refers to his feet as "[[soolnds]]". This has four consonants in a row.
*Email [[candy product]] — The name of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|candy bar]] is "SBLOUNSKCHED!", which has five consonants in a row.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — When asked to spell any word, [[Coach Z]] makes Strong Bad type "pfargtl", which has four consonants in a row. It is supposedly an animal.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad's made-up word, "engsmsplode", has eight consonants in a row.

{{stub}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Subtitles:sbemail202/en

2009-07-13T10:22:37Z

The Goblin: Start subtitles

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User talk:The Goblin

2009-07-12T04:09:10Z

The Goblin: /* Current Time on Userpage... */ re

== Current Time on Userpage... ==

it says 5:06 when it's really 10:26 PM Central Time. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 03:27, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:as far as i can figure, when i saw the current time, it said 5:06, and when i tried to figure out how it worked, i saw the correct time under the show preview button. then when i went back to your user page, it said 5:06 again. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:31, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, it's strange, that happens here too, works in show preview. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:02, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:::You need to purge the page occasionally. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 04:09, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2009-07-12T03:47:30Z

The Goblin: /* Rando tool */ fixed

{{Main Page Talk}}

== Archive ==

What do you have to say about running an archive of our deleted pages? Some sound interesting and I want to see them. I won't become a sysop anytime soon, so... --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
:All of the pages that were previously deleted obviously don't need to be kept, hence wwhy they were deleted by the [[Special:Listusers/sysop|overlords]] and [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|gods]] of the wiki. It would be too much trouble to bring them all back anyway, and a troll might grab the code and restore the page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 17:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

== 50 best sbemails ==

someone mark this post as patrolled; visit the store if you have to. The [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits|post]] might need a clean up, but it's true. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 11:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*This is true. Someone patrol it; everyone needs to know this!
Can somebody who own the dvd please complete the article ASAP? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 17:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:The sooner you buy it, the sooner you can take care of that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Image:Egg.jpg ==

Is it a good idea to make this image transparent so it doesn't look awful on black surfaces? I looked at the thing's user page, and that white box on black is really annoying. I have made a PNG of this, but I don't think it looks that great either. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

==Signature Size==
is my signature size fine? Because the coffee cup only extends a few pixels outside the box -_-

http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Iyeru/sig#testing {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It's no worse than [[User:Phlip/sig|Phlip's]], so I think it is fine. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::Looks fine to me, too, but I'm the new guy, so don't listen to me :-P [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:46, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::''edit'': you also might be able to crop my screenshot a little bit further, to squeeze your sig down maybe another pixel or so. [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I made it 18 pixels this time, it should fit better now. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::You can leave it 20 pix if you want. There's a slight inconsistency in how the box shows up, but 20pix is the guideline that the wiki's set, and is fine. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 14:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Adopt-A-File? ==

I noticed there's a HEAVY LOURDE of files on the unusedfiles page. When do these files get deleted, and if they don't, shouldn't we start an Adopt-A-File campaign of some sorts? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:No, that's not necessary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::So I'm guessing they never get deleted? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Not in most cases, no. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:10, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Linking Internal Images to Internal Pages... ==

How do we do this? <nowiki>[[File:Example.jpg|link=http://wikipedia.org]]</nowiki> doesn't work according to MediaWiki forums because we do not have MediaWiki 1.14+. And I can't use imagemap tag on such a small image as my sig image (as it will just be a circle with an i in it) {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:Like this: <code><nowiki>[http://targetlink.com http://www.hrwiki.org/path/to/Example.jpg]</nowiki></code> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::The picture I'm going to link to though is over 500 pixels -_- I doon't think that's small enough to fit in my signature. Plus, you're still linking externallyish using that. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Something like [http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png] ? (Note: what I thought I was doing didn't actually work... but the end result did anyway... I'm not sure if the URL of the 18px version is permanent or a cache thing though, you might want/need to upload a version that is explicitly the size you want). —[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]] 04:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::The 18px thumbnail thing is semi-permanent... it won't disappear on its own, but if you upload a new image over that one, then it'll disappear, and you'll have to look at a page with <code><nowiki>[[Image:CupAJoe.png|18px]]</nowiki></code> (either hard-refresh a page that already has it, or add it to a page and show preview, that sort of thing) to get it to re-generate the thumbnail. Best bet is to put that in a <code><noinclude></code> section in the sig template itself, just in case. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Thanks, I did that. Now to wait for someone to vandalize the picture and upload a huge or really, really small one-pixel version of the image. :D {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::It's like no one knows of the {{t|pl}} template anymore... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:41, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::How do you even USE that template in conjunction with a file? Seems pointless to bring it up here when there's no input for a file. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::::Like this: <code><nowiki>{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}</nowiki></code> makes this :{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}. And please sign your talk posts with 4 tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Sure thing Mike, err, Micheal. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 14:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::That's much better. And it's Michael. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 15:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Link to Job Queue ==

The link to the information on Job Queues in [[Special:Statistics]] is broken (sort of). It should instead link to {{p|l=http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Job_queue Job queue}} on MediaWiki.org. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:17, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== New article idea ==

I've an idea for a new article: fanscripts, people could post scripts that they invented about homestar runner's adventures, please can you consider my idea- posted 23 Thursday 2009 [[User:DJ Dumpy Dump|DJ Dumpy Dump]]

The wiki, as far as I know, doesn't put articles on fanstuff. There are other places you can post things, like the H*R fanstuff wiki (after the purge is over) and the fanstuff forum.--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 16:17, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

:: What happened to Fanstuff? I'm probably not going to get a real answer, but can someone point me in direction of finding one?

== new videlectrix update, ==

im not sure if any of you saw this but theres a new update on the
videlectrix site http://www.videlectrix.com/ {{User:Girrbyte/sig}}
:So just post it. There's a template for recent changes that you edit to show the changes, you know. If not, well now you know!

== Background Image ==

I'd like to resurrect [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 28#Background Image|a topic]] that I brought up almost a year ago. Here's [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1783/fieldgreyxd2.png a link] to the tileable image that I suggest we use as our new background image. Plans were to make the change with update 1.13, which was skipped.. so, what's the plan now? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:I still haven't forgotten about that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:42, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::OptimisticFool, would it be too hard to make a different image in the style of the [[:Image:Pizza Joint The Field.PNG|current design of the field]]? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not. The sky might present a challenge. Here's a quickly-thrown-together new-style field with an all-white sky, first [http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1875/newfieldtile.png the tile], and then [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6584/newfieldtiled.png the tiled result]. I'm kind of partial to the older field, but I'm willing to fight with the sky behind the new field if it's the popular vote. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

== Preferences ==

I went into my preferences and saw in the "Old password" box a word that was twice the size of the box (with the black dots). Is this normal, or was my account hacked? Because I'm automatically logged in here and haven't entered my password since last week. And my password isn't that long. Yes, I'm aware that this question doesn't belong here, so where do I post this? {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]]. It's not normal (the field for the old password isn't pre-filled when the page loads), but I don't think your account was hacked. Maybe a key was stuck on your keyboard and you selected the field. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
::You're probably right. It's fine now, and I just logged in on a different computer. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 01:04, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

== Case (in)sensitive links - plugin? ==

I am under the impression that this wiki uses a plugin to achieve case insensitivity on the links (see [[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect]])... I don't immediately see anything under [[Special:Version]] that sticks out to me as being it. I was wondering if anyone knows how that was accomplished on here? Thanks. {{User:LobStoR/sig}} 16:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
:It's not a plugin so much as a direct hack to the system core. With each new branch release of MediaWiki, I'm able to move more and more of it to hooks, but even in the latest release it still requires substantial edits to LinkHolderArray.php (formerly Parser.php) as well as minor edits to a couple of other files. (The edits are substantial enough that I'm still not comfortable releasing it into the wild, if you wonder.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

== Rating system ==

I have an idea. We could allow people to rate the page from 1 star to 5 stars. Let me know if anyone think this is a good idea.
:I gotta' side with a "not really". As this is a wiki, people can edit the page if they don't think it's up to snuff. Rating a page would just act like a note that says, "I'm to lazy to edit this part, so I'm gonna' leave it up to someone with more time on their hands". Plus, it could be an easy place for trolls to strike, which could probably mean the ratings would be inadequate with what they should be. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:: As with Devon, this is a wiki. Pages change so quickly the quality will waver every edit. Plus this will only open up more trolling, what with all the "1 starring" and "bad voting" and such. <strike>Good</strike> idea. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 03:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I also agree, trolling would be the number one reason for it not to be included (as well as to be included actually) so I could label you as a troll. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:42, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Look, I was just trying to let people know what is a page that they should check out or not ColdReactive. Kevo411
:::::ColdReactive, no, you could not. There's nothing trollish about this good-faith request. Still, I have to agree with Devon that this isn't really a good idea. If an article's bad, people should take the time to leave a note on the talk page (or better yet, fix it themselves), not just leave a quick rating. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:09, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== New Toon Now ==

Cheat Commandos Part 2 has now replaced the 'New Toon Soon' main page message. Since I'm not sure how to make it, I'd like it if someone could right an article.
-Corruption

::Already on it. Please help if you can. [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]].--{{User:Record307/sig}} 20:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

== somethings wrong ==

I;m trying to watch the new cheat commandoes toon part one, but its not leading, but my internet is fast today?

Something wrong?
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
:This is an [[Talk:2 Part Episode: Part 1#Flash file deleted?|acknowledged problem]]. It's not just you. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:38, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== Server adjustments ==

The fanstuff wiki will return 404'd when I try to view it. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:19, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:The wiki and its sister sites may be unavailable for various periods of time as we make server adjustments throughout the evening. Everything is fine; nothing is ruined. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
::Sorry you had to edit the heading of my topic. I am Fangoriously, just not logged in. And I changed the heading back! --[[Special:Contributions/98.162.148.46|98.162.148.46]] 02:15, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:::Changed back. The topic is not specifically fanstuff-related, but rather has to do with the entire server, making the current heading more appropriate. Note that section headers are not in any way owned or controlled by the original poster. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== Marking duplicate images ==

With the upgrade to MW1.15, I'm really liking the more robust search and file page layout (being able to see thumbnails is good!). However, I seem to remember not long after the Wiki was up and running again, I saw a note on a page saying it was a duplicate image. Has the way of marking duplicate images changed? For example, we have [[:File:Scrawn Job.jpg|Scrawn job.jpg]] and [[:File:Scrawnjob.png|Scrawnjob.png]] as duplicates of [[:File:scrawnjob.png|scrawnjob.png]]. (Note the files in question are in different resolutions and formats.) Does the system automagically note when two files are the same, or is there a way other than using the [[:Template:delete|delete template]]? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
:The system can tell when images are identical, down to the last pixel. It can't tell automatically otherwise. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

== SignBot Like on Wikipedia? ==

It's getting annoying to have to remember the unsigned template. Can't we create a bot that auto signs unsigned posts, like [[Wikipedia:User:SineBot|Wikipedia does]]? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:12, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
:That seems like a good idea in theory. But that bot has one of the most perverted userboxes on its userpage that I've ever seen... >_> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:28, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::Perverted, maybe, but it's true. Programming isn't frequently known to wear clothes while editing. Also, I totally agree. The problem is programming; SineBot itself isn't opensource. Someone would have to code it on out.
:::EDIT: I forgot to sign. XD --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 04:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::::Perverted? This is the HRWiki, not a Southern elementary school. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 20:50, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
:::::I'm in the process of persuading the coder to either give me the source, or run it over here. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:53, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

== Rando tool ==

I've created a quick and easy tool that redirects people to a random toon. It is at [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php], and the documentation is [[User:The Goblin/rando|here]]. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:52, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

:Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING in /rando.php on line 502. Seems like it has prablems. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 03:25, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
::I saw this earlier today and it was working fine. now i got that same message. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:36, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Fixed. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 03:47, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

User:The Goblin/rando-main

2009-07-12T00:42:00Z

The Goblin: start

User:The Goblin/rando

2009-07-12T00:28:21Z

The Goblin: /* View a random SWF file */ fix

I have created [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php a tool] on my website that redirects you to a random toon on Homestar Runner. Besides going to any random toon, you can also choose which category of toons to choose from, using certain URL parameters.

It is licensed under the [[wikipedia:GPL|GPL]] ([http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?source source])

== View any toon ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php].

== Only view categories of toons you want ==
By appending &includeonly=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function only choose from those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=sb Choose a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=teh Choose a PbTC]

The codes are listed at [[#Codes]] below.

== View any toon except a certain category ==
By appending &noinclude=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function choose from everything but those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=am|t Choose from anything but an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== View a main page ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true].

== View a random SWF file ==
If you are using the plain [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php] link, then you go to [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf=true http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf=true].
Otherwise, you append &swf=true to the url, as follows.

*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb&swf=true Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t&swf=true Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh&swf=true Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== Codes ==
The codes for includeonly and noinclude are as follows:

*sb - [[Strong Bad Email]]
*teh - [[Powered by The Cheat]]
*p - [[Puppet Stuff]]
*ho - [[Holiday]]
*t - [[Big Toons]]
*sh - [[Shorts]]
*am - [[Answering Machine]]
*tgs - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

Quote of the Week

2009-07-11T23:59:39Z

The Goblin: /* External Links */ better link

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

__TOC__
{{clear}}

== Quotes ==
{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} 
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2009-07-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Jul 2009
| [[HR:weeklies/hs_emancipate.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"
| [[highschool]]

|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:stinkometal.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
| [[Trudgemank]]

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| [[concert]] extended song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| [[haircut]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| [[original book]] line

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
*The March 5, 2009 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Xanthan gum|xanthan gum]], a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or [[Wikipedia:Bulgur|bulgur]]), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

===Trivia===
*The remix in the June 25, 2009 quote was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited at [http://dod.vgmix.com/past/sep08/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3].
*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

===Remarks===
*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
**The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
**The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page].
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

===Goofs===
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

===Inside References===
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*The text can also be:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[McDonald's]], respectively.
*In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions [[Wikipedia:Darryl Strawberry|Darryl Strawberry]], a former Major League Baseball player.
*In the 04 June 2009 quote, D&D Greg mentions the "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs". This refers to the [[Wikipedia:Eberron|Eberron Campaign Setting]] of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp Main Page] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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Sketchbook

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{{about|weekly Sketchbook featured on the [[Main Pages]]}} {{for|sketchbook in the [[Museum]]|Sketchbook (museum)}} {{for|[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] bonus video|Sketchbook (video)}}

{{Sketchbook}}
The '''Sketchbook''' is a collection of conceptual art and sketches by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. These are found by clicking on the ''S'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the sketches from 2009.

''As of November 22, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/sketchbook_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:sketchbook.swf|Flash file]].''
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|- id="SK-2009-07-09"
|[[File:Sketchbook_07-09-2009.png|200px|albert has red hair.]] || 9 Jul 2009 || Albert has red hair. || A rejected version of Albert in the defaced book in [[kids' book]]. The original text reads "Some people have red hair. Albert has red hair." It has been altered to say "Some people [[Puking|puke]] all over themselves. Albert has red hair."

|- id="SK-2009-06-25"
|[[File:SK-2009-6-25.PNG|200px|frankie ran over a lawyer]] || 25 Jun 2009 || Frankie ran over a lawyer || A rejected version of Frankie in the defaced book in [[kids' book]]. The original text reads "Some people have freckles. Frankie has freckles." It has been altered to say "Some people run over others. Frankie ran over a lawyer."

|- id="SK-2009-06-04"
|[[Image:SK-2009-6-4.png|200px|alt.gregor.sketch]] || 4 Jun 2009 || alt.gregor.sketch || A rejected version of Gregor in the defaced book in [[kids' book]]. The original text reads "Some people are left-handed. Gregor is left-handed." It has been altered to say "Some people are octopus-handed. Gregor is going to throw it at the principal." The caption is in the style of a [[Wikipedia:Usenet|Usenet]] newsgroup name, alt (short for "alternative") being one of the top-level hierarchies.

|- id="SK-2009-04-10"
|[[Image:SK-2009-04-10.png|200px|typical cheat nightmare]] || 10 Apr 2009 || typical cheat nightmare || Mirrored sketches of [[The Poopsmith]] eating [[The Cheat]]. This is one of the few times The Cheat isn't referred to with the [[integral article]].

|- id="SK-2009-04-02"
|[[Image:SK-2009-4-2.PNG|200px|robolegs homestar]] || 2 Apr 2009 || robolegs homestar || A drawing of [[Homestar Runner]] inside a robot, with the legs [[prancing]].

|- id="SK-2009-03-26"
|[[Image:SK-2009-3-26.PNG|200px|this no go so well]] || 26 Mar 2009 || this no go so well || A drawing of [[Strong Mad]] apparently eating [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Mad has a chin in this drawing.

|- id="SK-2009-03-12"
|[[Image:SK-2009-3-12.PNG|200px|finishing the job]] || 12 Mar 2009 || finishing the job || A drawing of [[The King of Town]] eating [[Marshie]]. The King appears to have [[fangs]].

|- id="SK-2009-03-05"
|[[Image:SK-2009-3-5.png|200px|neighborhood KOT]] || 5 Mar 2009 || neighborhood KOT || A drawing of [[The King of Town]] in a fedora and a trench coat, styled after the [http://www.sheriffs.org/userfiles/image/Borris_logo-copy.gif Boris the Burglar] logo of the [http://www.nnwi.org/ National Neighborhood Watch Institute] (to which the caption also refers).

|- id="SK-2009-02-26"
|[[Image:SK-2009-2-26.PNG|200px|two of my best]] || 26 Feb 2009 || two of my best || Two very exaggerated sketches of [[Strong Bad]].

|- id="SK-2009-02-19"
|[[Image:SK-2009-2-19.PNG|200px|four o' dems]] || 19 Feb 2009 || four o' dems || Sketches of [[the Gregs]] for [[4 Gregs]]. Open Source Greg's laptop has [[Wikipedia:Tux|Tux]], the [[Wikipedia:Linux kernel|Linux]] mascot on it, and Science Fiction Greg's shirt reads "[[Wikipedia:Tron (film)|Tron]]".

|- id="SK-2009-02-12"
|[[Image:SK-2009-2-12.PNG|200px|couple year old drawing]] || 12 Feb 2009 || couple year old drawing || A sketch of Homestar floating on a piece of ice, similar to [[Best Caper Ever]].

|- id="SK-2009-02-05"
|[[Image:whichjuan.png|200px|which juan?]] || 05 Feb 2009 || which juan? || A drawing that combines elements of [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]]. "Juan" is [[Spanish]] for John and is a pun on "one".

|- id="SK-2009-01-29"
|[[Image:SK-2009-1-29.PNG|200px|robonic homestar]] || 29 Jan 2009 || robonic homestar || A drawing of what Homestar Runner would look like as a robot. The term "robonic" refers to ''[[Wikipedia:The Robonic Stooges|The Robonic Stooges]]''. Robonic Homestar also has arms.
|}

==Fun Facts==
* The font used in the captions is [[Fonts#Bauhaus 93|Bauhaus 93]], the same font used on [[Homsar]]'s shirt.
* Sketchbook entries often feature ideas considered for or used in toons that had been recently released.
* If you click the "s" button repeatedly while it is still loading, the caption will move up the box. The more times you click it, the farther the text will move.
* Until June 4th, 2009 the Sketchbook of April 10th, 2009 had not been updated for eight weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

==See Also==
*[[Sketchbook (museum)]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)]]
*[[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Weeklies_XML_File|Secret Pages XML Source]]

==External Links==
*Click on the S on any [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp Main Page] to see the most recent sketch.
*[[HR:sketchbook.swf|view the Flash file for the current sketchbook]]
[[Category: Regular Updates]]
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Weekly Fanstuff

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{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

'''Weekly Fanstuff''' is a collection of fan-submitted [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] projects and pictures. These are viewed by clicking on the ''F'' button at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the fanstuff appearances in 2009.

''As of November 22nd, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:fanstuff.swf|Flash file]].'' 

Fanstuff can be sent to [[The Brothers Chaps]] at their [[email]] address, {{pl|l=mailto:brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com}}.

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|- id="WF-2009-07-09"
| [[Image:dangeresque_x-stitch.PNG|200px]] || 09 Jul 2009 || Dangeresque X-stitch! || A cross-stitched pattern depicting [[Renaldo]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], and [[Dangeresque Too]]. This Fanstuff was submitted by Wiki user [[User:Rexy|Rexy]]. (See a larger version [http://rexrock69.deviantart.com/art/HR-quot-Sounds-Embroideresque-quot-126517763 here].)

|- id="WF-2009-06-25"
| [[File:WF-2009-6-25.PNG|200px|legolated homsar]] || 25 Jun 2009 || Legolated Homsar || [[Homsar]] made out of [[Wikipedia:Lego|Lego]] bricks. This was submitted by HRwiki user [[User:Trogsar|Trogsar]].

|- id="WF-2009-06-04"
| [[Image:WF-2009-6-4.png|200px|Dangeresque Fanimation]] || 4 Jun 2009 || Dangeresque Fanimation || {{mwatch|fanstuff/sbjump.html}}
An animation by [http://studentpages.scad.edu/~dmacke21/ Dan MacKenzie] titled "The Traditional Jump", consisting of [[Dangeresque]] in the [[Gremlin]] jumping off a ramp. Before the animation plays, [[Strong Bad]] says, "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" The license plate appearing in the animation reads "SB H*R" and the bumper sticker reads "Mack".

|- id="WF-2009-04-10"
| [[Image:WF-2009-4-10.PNG|200px|Strange Body Dilemma?]] || 10 Apr 2009 || Strange Body Dilemma? || A [[Wikipedia:Nebraska|Nebraska]] license plate reading [[Strong Bad|STRNGBD]].

|- id="WF-2009-04-02"
| [[Image:WF-2009-4-2.PNG|200px|blurry trogcoin]] || 2 Apr 2009 || blurry trogcoin || A slightly blurred [[Trogdor|Trog]]coin (as seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]]).

|- id="WF-2009-03-26"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-26.PNG|200px|1936 graffiti]] || 26 Mar 2009 || 1936 graffiti || A black and white image of [[The Sneak]] drawn using spray paint on concrete.

|- id="WF-2009-03-12"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-12.PNG|200px|are you asking for a cold oooooone?!]] || 12 Mar 2009 || are you asking for a cold oooooone?! || A sign for the [[Double Deuce]] Saloon. The caption refers to [[Stinkoman]]'s catch phrase and [[Cold Ones]].

|- id="WF-2009-03-05"
| [[Image:WF-2009-3-5.png|200px|a hit at parties]] || 5 Mar 2009 || a hit at parties || A [[Trogdor]] birthday cake.

|- id="WF-2009-02-26"
| [[Image:WF-2009-2-26.PNG|200px|cheat commandlegos]] || 26 Feb 2009 || cheat commandlegos ||A set of Lego figures modeled after the [[Cheat Commandos]]. Characters include [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[Reynold]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Ripberger]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Gunhaver]], and [[Fightgar]]. This Fanstuff was submitted by Wiki user [[User:Bleu Ninja|Bleu Ninja]]. (See the originally submitted version [[:Image:Cheat_Commandos_Lego.png|here]])

|- id="WF-2009-02-19"
| [[Image:WF-2009-2-19.PNG|200px|custom mighty mugg]] || 19 Feb 2009 || custom mighty mugg ||A [[Strong Bad]] [[Wikipedia:Mighty Muggs|Mighty Mugg]].

|- id="WF-2009-02-12"
| [[Image:WF-2-12-09.PNG|200px|12X a day man? really?]] || 12 Feb 2009 || 12X a day man? really? || 13 painted eggs with paintings of [[Stinkoman]], [[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad Other Costumes#12X|Twelve-Times-a-Day Man]], [[Sterrance]], [[Homestar Runner]], Homestar running, [[Dangeresque Too]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], Homestar and [[Marzipan]], [[The Cheat]], and The Cheat and Strong Bad. The Trogdor Egg was previously entered in a [[Telltale Games]] contest for Trogdor art.

|- id="WF-2009-02-05"
| [[Image:Fortress_2.PNG|200px|team fortress 2 spray]] || 05 Feb 2009 || team fortress 2 spray || Custom art of [[Li'l Brudder]] on a wall in the video game [[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|''Team Fortress 2'']]. The player's class is a Soldier, wielding his Rocket Launcher.

|- id="WF-2009-01-29"
| [[Image:WF-1-29-09.PNG|200px|nother bear...shark? ]] || 29 Jan 2009 || nother bear...shark? || An inflatable advertisement for [http://www.surfwoodrv.net/ Surfwood RV Park] near [[Wikipedia:Reedsport, Oregon| Reedsport, Oregon]] that resembles the [[Bear holding a Shark]].
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If you click the ''F'' button repeatedly while it is still loading, the caption will move up the box. The more times you click it, the farther the text will move.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Weekly Fanstuff of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

==See Also==
*[[Museum]]
*[[Fan Stuff]]
*[[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Weeklies_XML_File|Secret Pages XML Source]]

== External Links ==
*Click on the F on any [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp Main Page] to see the most recent fanstuff.
*[[HR:fanstuff.swf|view the Flash file for the current fanstuff]]
[[Category:Fan Material]][[Category: Regular Updates]]
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Talk:Main Page

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== Archive ==

What do you have to say about running an archive of our deleted pages? Some sound interesting and I want to see them. I won't become a sysop anytime soon, so... --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
:All of the pages that were previously deleted obviously don't need to be kept, hence wwhy they were deleted by the [[Special:Listusers/sysop|overlords]] and [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|gods]] of the wiki. It would be too much trouble to bring them all back anyway, and a troll might grab the code and restore the page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 17:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

== 50 best sbemails ==

someone mark this post as patrolled; visit the store if you have to. The [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits|post]] might need a clean up, but it's true. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 11:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*This is true. Someone patrol it; everyone needs to know this!
Can somebody who own the dvd please complete the article ASAP? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 17:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:The sooner you buy it, the sooner you can take care of that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Image:Egg.jpg ==

Is it a good idea to make this image transparent so it doesn't look awful on black surfaces? I looked at the thing's user page, and that white box on black is really annoying. I have made a PNG of this, but I don't think it looks that great either. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

==Signature Size==
is my signature size fine? Because the coffee cup only extends a few pixels outside the box -_-

http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Iyeru/sig#testing {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It's no worse than [[User:Phlip/sig|Phlip's]], so I think it is fine. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::Looks fine to me, too, but I'm the new guy, so don't listen to me :-P [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:46, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::''edit'': you also might be able to crop my screenshot a little bit further, to squeeze your sig down maybe another pixel or so. [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I made it 18 pixels this time, it should fit better now. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::You can leave it 20 pix if you want. There's a slight inconsistency in how the box shows up, but 20pix is the guideline that the wiki's set, and is fine. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 14:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Adopt-A-File? ==

I noticed there's a HEAVY LOURDE of files on the unusedfiles page. When do these files get deleted, and if they don't, shouldn't we start an Adopt-A-File campaign of some sorts? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:No, that's not necessary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::So I'm guessing they never get deleted? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Not in most cases, no. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:10, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Linking Internal Images to Internal Pages... ==

How do we do this? <nowiki>[[File:Example.jpg|link=http://wikipedia.org]]</nowiki> doesn't work according to MediaWiki forums because we do not have MediaWiki 1.14+. And I can't use imagemap tag on such a small image as my sig image (as it will just be a circle with an i in it) {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:Like this: <code><nowiki>[http://targetlink.com http://www.hrwiki.org/path/to/Example.jpg]</nowiki></code> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::The picture I'm going to link to though is over 500 pixels -_- I doon't think that's small enough to fit in my signature. Plus, you're still linking externallyish using that. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Something like [http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png] ? (Note: what I thought I was doing didn't actually work... but the end result did anyway... I'm not sure if the URL of the 18px version is permanent or a cache thing though, you might want/need to upload a version that is explicitly the size you want). —[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]] 04:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::The 18px thumbnail thing is semi-permanent... it won't disappear on its own, but if you upload a new image over that one, then it'll disappear, and you'll have to look at a page with <code><nowiki>[[Image:CupAJoe.png|18px]]</nowiki></code> (either hard-refresh a page that already has it, or add it to a page and show preview, that sort of thing) to get it to re-generate the thumbnail. Best bet is to put that in a <code><noinclude></code> section in the sig template itself, just in case. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Thanks, I did that. Now to wait for someone to vandalize the picture and upload a huge or really, really small one-pixel version of the image. :D {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::It's like no one knows of the {{t|pl}} template anymore... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:41, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::How do you even USE that template in conjunction with a file? Seems pointless to bring it up here when there's no input for a file. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::::Like this: <code><nowiki>{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}</nowiki></code> makes this :{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}. And please sign your talk posts with 4 tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Sure thing Mike, err, Micheal. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 14:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::That's much better. And it's Michael. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 15:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Link to Job Queue ==

The link to the information on Job Queues in [[Special:Statistics]] is broken (sort of). It should instead link to {{p|l=http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Job_queue Job queue}} on MediaWiki.org. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:17, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== New article idea ==

I've an idea for a new article: fanscripts, people could post scripts that they invented about homestar runner's adventures, please can you consider my idea- posted 23 Thursday 2009 [[User:DJ Dumpy Dump|DJ Dumpy Dump]]

The wiki, as far as I know, doesn't put articles on fanstuff. There are other places you can post things, like the H*R fanstuff wiki (after the purge is over) and the fanstuff forum.--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 16:17, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

:: What happened to Fanstuff? I'm probably not going to get a real answer, but can someone point me in direction of finding one?

== new videlectrix update, ==

im not sure if any of you saw this but theres a new update on the
videlectrix site http://www.videlectrix.com/ {{User:Girrbyte/sig}}
:So just post it. There's a template for recent changes that you edit to show the changes, you know. If not, well now you know!

== Background Image ==

I'd like to resurrect [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 28#Background Image|a topic]] that I brought up almost a year ago. Here's [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1783/fieldgreyxd2.png a link] to the tileable image that I suggest we use as our new background image. Plans were to make the change with update 1.13, which was skipped.. so, what's the plan now? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:I still haven't forgotten about that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:42, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::OptimisticFool, would it be too hard to make a different image in the style of the [[:Image:Pizza Joint The Field.PNG|current design of the field]]? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not. The sky might present a challenge. Here's a quickly-thrown-together new-style field with an all-white sky, first [http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1875/newfieldtile.png the tile], and then [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6584/newfieldtiled.png the tiled result]. I'm kind of partial to the older field, but I'm willing to fight with the sky behind the new field if it's the popular vote. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

== Preferences ==

I went into my preferences and saw in the "Old password" box a word that was twice the size of the box (with the black dots). Is this normal, or was my account hacked? Because I'm automatically logged in here and haven't entered my password since last week. And my password isn't that long. Yes, I'm aware that this question doesn't belong here, so where do I post this? {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]]. It's not normal (the field for the old password isn't pre-filled when the page loads), but I don't think your account was hacked. Maybe a key was stuck on your keyboard and you selected the field. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
::You're probably right. It's fine now, and I just logged in on a different computer. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 01:04, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

== Case (in)sensitive links - plugin? ==

I am under the impression that this wiki uses a plugin to achieve case insensitivity on the links (see [[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect]])... I don't immediately see anything under [[Special:Version]] that sticks out to me as being it. I was wondering if anyone knows how that was accomplished on here? Thanks. {{User:LobStoR/sig}} 16:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
:It's not a plugin so much as a direct hack to the system core. With each new branch release of MediaWiki, I'm able to move more and more of it to hooks, but even in the latest release it still requires substantial edits to LinkHolderArray.php (formerly Parser.php) as well as minor edits to a couple of other files. (The edits are substantial enough that I'm still not comfortable releasing it into the wild, if you wonder.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

== Rating system ==

I have an idea. We could allow people to rate the page from 1 star to 5 stars. Let me know if anyone think this is a good idea.
:I gotta' side with a "not really". As this is a wiki, people can edit the page if they don't think it's up to snuff. Rating a page would just act like a note that says, "I'm to lazy to edit this part, so I'm gonna' leave it up to someone with more time on their hands". Plus, it could be an easy place for trolls to strike, which could probably mean the ratings would be inadequate with what they should be. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:: As with Devon, this is a wiki. Pages change so quickly the quality will waver every edit. Plus this will only open up more trolling, what with all the "1 starring" and "bad voting" and such. <strike>Good</strike> idea. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 03:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I also agree, trolling would be the number one reason for it not to be included (as well as to be included actually) so I could label you as a troll. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:42, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Look, I was just trying to let people know what is a page that they should check out or not ColdReactive. Kevo411
:::::ColdReactive, no, you could not. There's nothing trollish about this good-faith request. Still, I have to agree with Devon that this isn't really a good idea. If an article's bad, people should take the time to leave a note on the talk page (or better yet, fix it themselves), not just leave a quick rating. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:09, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== New Toon Now ==

Cheat Commandos Part 2 has now replaced the 'New Toon Soon' main page message. Since I'm not sure how to make it, I'd like it if someone could right an article.
-Corruption

::Already on it. Please help if you can. [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]].--{{User:Record307/sig}} 20:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

== somethings wrong ==

I;m trying to watch the new cheat commandoes toon part one, but its not leading, but my internet is fast today?

Something wrong?
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
:This is an [[Talk:2 Part Episode: Part 1#Flash file deleted?|acknowledged problem]]. It's not just you. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:38, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== Server adjustments ==

The fanstuff wiki will return 404'd when I try to view it. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:19, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:The wiki and its sister sites may be unavailable for various periods of time as we make server adjustments throughout the evening. Everything is fine; nothing is ruined. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
::Sorry you had to edit the heading of my topic. I am Fangoriously, just not logged in. And I changed the heading back! --[[Special:Contributions/98.162.148.46|98.162.148.46]] 02:15, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:::Changed back. The topic is not specifically fanstuff-related, but rather has to do with the entire server, making the current heading more appropriate. Note that section headers are not in any way owned or controlled by the original poster. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== Marking duplicate images ==

With the upgrade to MW1.15, I'm really liking the more robust search and file page layout (being able to see thumbnails is good!). However, I seem to remember not long after the Wiki was up and running again, I saw a note on a page saying it was a duplicate image. Has the way of marking duplicate images changed? For example, we have [[:File:Scrawn Job.jpg|Scrawn job.jpg]] and [[:File:Scrawnjob.png|Scrawnjob.png]] as duplicates of [[:File:scrawnjob.png|scrawnjob.png]]. (Note the files in question are in different resolutions and formats.) Does the system automagically note when two files are the same, or is there a way other than using the [[:Template:delete|delete template]]? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
:The system can tell when images are identical, down to the last pixel. It can't tell automatically otherwise. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

== SignBot Like on Wikipedia? ==

It's getting annoying to have to remember the unsigned template. Can't we create a bot that auto signs unsigned posts, like [[Wikipedia:User:SineBot|Wikipedia does]]? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:12, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
:That seems like a good idea in theory. But that bot has one of the most perverted userboxes on its userpage that I've ever seen... >_> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:28, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::Perverted, maybe, but it's true. Programming isn't frequently known to wear clothes while editing. Also, I totally agree. The problem is programming; SineBot itself isn't opensource. Someone would have to code it on out.
:::EDIT: I forgot to sign. XD --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 04:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::::Perverted? This is the HRWiki, not a Southern elementary school. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 20:50, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

== Rando tool ==

I've created a quick and easy tool that redirects people to a random toon. It is at [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php], and the documentation is [[User:The Goblin/rando|here]]. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:52, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

User:The Goblin/rando

2009-07-11T23:46:46Z

The Goblin: fix

I have created [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php a tool] on my website that redirects you to a random toon on Homestar Runner. Besides going to any random toon, you can also choose which category of toons to choose from, using certain URL parameters.

It is licensed under the [[wikipedia:GPL|GPL]] ([http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?source source])

== View any toon ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php].

== Only view categories of toons you want ==
By appending &includeonly=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function only choose from those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=sb Choose a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=teh Choose a PbTC]

The codes are listed at [[#Codes]] below.

== View any toon except a certain category ==
By appending &noinclude=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function choose from everything but those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=am|t Choose from anything but an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== View a main page ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true].

== View a random SWF file ==
If you are using the plain [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php] link, then you go to [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf].
Otherwise, you append &swf to the url, as follows.

*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb&swf Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t&swf Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh&swf Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== Codes ==
The codes for includeonly and noinclude are as follows:

*sb - [[Strong Bad Email]]
*teh - [[Powered by The Cheat]]
*p - [[Puppet Stuff]]
*ho - [[Holiday]]
*t - [[Big Toons]]
*sh - [[Shorts]]
*am - [[Answering Machine]]
*tgs - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

User:The Goblin/rando

2009-07-11T23:46:13Z

The Goblin: source

I have created [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php a tool] on my website that redirects you to a random toon on Homestar Runner. Besides going to any random toon, you can also choose which category of toons to choose from, using certain URL parameters.

Source: [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?source http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?source]

== View any toon ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php].

== Only view categories of toons you want ==
By appending &includeonly=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function only choose from those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=sb Choose a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=teh Choose a PbTC]

The codes are listed at [[#Codes]] below.

== View any toon except a certain category ==
By appending &noinclude=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function choose from everything but those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=am|t Choose from anything but an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== View a main page ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true].

== View a random SWF file ==
If you are using the plain [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php] link, then you go to [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf].
Otherwise, you append &swf to the url, as follows.

*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb&swf Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t&swf Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh&swf Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== Codes ==
The codes for includeonly and noinclude are as follows:

*sb - [[Strong Bad Email]]
*teh - [[Powered by The Cheat]]
*p - [[Puppet Stuff]]
*ho - [[Holiday]]
*t - [[Big Toons]]
*sh - [[Shorts]]
*am - [[Answering Machine]]
*tgs - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

User:The Goblin/rando

2009-07-11T23:41:52Z

The Goblin: Add doc

I have created [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php a tool] on my website that redirects you to a random toon on Homestar Runner. Besides going to any random toon, you can also choose which category of toons to choose from, using certain URL parameters.

== View any toon ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php].

== Only view categories of toons you want ==
By appending &includeonly=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function only choose from those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=sb Choose a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=teh Choose a PbTC]

The codes are listed at [[#Codes]] below.

== View any toon except a certain category ==
By appending &noinclude=code1|code2|code3 to the url, you can have the random function choose from everything but those codes.

Examples:
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=am|t Choose from anything but an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== View a main page ==
Simply visit [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true].

== View a random SWF file ==
If you are using the plain [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php] link, then you go to [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?swf].
Otherwise, you append &swf to the url, as follows.

*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=sb&swf Choose from anything but a sbemail]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?includeonly=am|t&swf Choose an answering machine or big toon]
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?noinclude=teh&swf Choose from anything but a PbTC]

== Codes ==
The codes for includeonly and noinclude are as follows:

*sb - [[Strong Bad Email]]
*teh - [[Powered by The Cheat]]
*p - [[Puppet Stuff]]
*ho - [[Holiday]]
*t - [[Big Toons]]
*sh - [[Shorts]]
*am - [[Answering Machine]]
*tgs - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

Random Toon

2009-07-11T23:30:32Z

The Goblin: /* External Links */ add link

[[Image:The Randomiser.gif|frame|'Round and 'round it goes...where it stops nobody knows...]]
==Random Toon Button==
The '''Random Toon Button''' was added to the main pages alongside [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]], and [[Sketchbook]] on September 12, 2005 and can be accessed by clicking the button labeled ''R''. It loads a random [[Toon]], [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], or [[Teen Girl Squad]]. If you don't like the selection it comes up with, you can press the "again" button on the left side of the box before you are redirected, which will restart the selection process. You can also press the "close" button on the right of the box to abort the selection.

==random.bat==
A similar button was also added to the top right of the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu on September 12, 2005, along with a [[Scroll Button Song]] referencing it. It is labeled "random.bat" and appears in the top-right corner of the computer screen. Pressing it causes the menu to select several random emails in sequence. When it is done, it loads the last random email it picked. [[Strong Bad]] says one of several things when it's activated:

*'''STRONG BAD:''' Brrrrrrakatakatakataka...ta..ka...tick...tick... Brring!
*'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{higher pitched and louder}'' Lakalakalakalaka... tuck... tuck... tuck... tuck... ''{low pitched}'' Bong.
*'''STRONG BAD:''' How 'bout this one? Donk. ''{a random email is then picked without a roulette of emails}''
*'''STRONG BAD:''' Broooodagadagadaga..da..ga..da...ga... Doosh.

==Navigation Bar==
The random toon button was also added to the navigation bar at the bottom of every page. It reads "rando". It doesn't show the roulette box, simply jumping straight to another toon. Thus far, this has not been added to the special navbars of [[Main Page 22]] or [[virus]], since the navbar is part of the .swf. On most of the toons, they use main_nav.swf.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Some of the names of toons were too long for the Main Page random box, leaving the last few letters cut off. They were soon renamed to fit.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Old Title (Letters Left Out) !! Solution
|-
|[[Homestar Presents: Present]](s) || H*R Presents: Presents
|-
|[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|HomestarRunner.com: PAY PL]](US!) || HomestarRunner.com: PAY+
|-
|[[In Search of the Yello Dello|In Search of the Yello Dell]](o) || ''Yello Dello''
|-
|[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|Peasant's Quest Movie Trail]](er) || Peasant's Quest Trailer
|-
|[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] ''(none)'' || Bad Jokes ''(renamed for consistency)''
|-
|[[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] ''(none)'' || Mission Control ''(renamed for consistency)''
|-
|[[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor ]](Beams) || Tropical Lazor Beams
|-
|[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebr]](ities) || Vitamins/Celebrities
|-
|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoo]](n) || Strong Bad is in Jail
|-
|[[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|Sweet Cuppin Cakes December]](ween) || Sweet Cuppin Cakes Dween
|-
|[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Decemberwe]](en) || Teen Girl Squad Dween
|-
|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House That Gave Sucky T]](reats) || House ... Sucky Treats
|}

*The Random toon button also resulted in [[The Brothers Chaps]] formatting all the puppet stuff to html format.

===Remarks===
* When the rando link in the navigation bar loads a Puppet Stuff, it is placed on a light blue background. This is because a Puppet Stuff is layered over another page, but the rando link doesn't work with this. The Random Toon button on the Main Pages does allow an external Flash link to be layered over them, so a Puppet Stuff is layered over them.
* ".bat" is the filename extension for [[Wikipedia:Batch file|batch files]], which are text files with a series of commands intended to be executed by the [[Wikipedia:DOS|MS-DOS]] or [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]] command interpreters.
* While "random.bat" is running, you can still click on the names of the various Strong Bad Emails as they flash on the screen.
*Shortly after being released, a number of minor changes were made to the randomizer. '''The following issues were resolved:'''
**[[Decemberween Puppet Style]] and [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] (the two [[Decemberween In July]] puppet toons) were not originally included in the random list. There was just a comment in the XML file reading "<tt><nowiki></nowiki></tt>", reminding [[The Brothers Chaps]] to add them.
**[[Labor Dabor]] didn't originally work, as the urls for the html and swf files were reversed in the XML.
**If you clicked the '''R''' button on the main page more than once (either after closing the randomizer box or while it was up), and it picked a Strong Bad Email, the email number in the URL would be larger than the correct number by the number of Strong Bad Emails (it would redirect you to something like [[HR:sbemail405.html|sbemail405.html]]). This was because it kept a counter of the emails as it read the email names from the XML file, and when you clicked the '''R''' again it re-read the list without resetting the counter.
*** [[flashback]] was immune to this problem, as it has a different URL from the others (to distinguish it from [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], which itself is not in the XML list)
**The Random Toon machine didn't have the "&" or "_" symbols embedded, so [[lures & jigs]] was shown as "SBEMAIL: LURES  JIGS" and [[sb_email 22]] was displayed as "SBEMAIL: SBEMAIL 22".
*Often the new toons are delayed being added to the XML list, and therefore will not yet be selected randomly. Currently, these are:
**[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
**[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
**[[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]]
* In the XML code, the newest email has the code: new="yup" after it.

=== Goofs ===
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] links to [[An Important Rap Song]].
*[[Date Nite]] links to [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*[[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Kick-A-Ball]] and [[April Fool 09]] are not included, nor are any of the [[New Stuff]]-exclusive toons, such as [[Hremails]].

===Fixed Goofs===
*On Monday, January 9, 2006, when the Scroll Button Rap was updated, a new bug was introduced to random.bat: the screen would not automatically scroll to the e-mails as they are selected by the roulette. This was later fixed.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] used to appear as "Strongest Man in the Worldk" in the randomizer. This has since been fixed.
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] was originally listed in the XML file as <code>ccd06.html</code> instead of <code>[[HR:ccdo6.html|ccdo6.html]]</code>. This was later fixed.

=== Inside References ===
*One of the 'random.bat' raps ends with ''Doosh''. ''Doosh'' was also used in [[The System Is Down (song)|The System Is Down]].

===Real-World References===
*"Rando" is a possible reference to "[[Wikipedia:Mystery_Science_Theater_3000:_The_Movie|Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie]]", in which "The Amazing Rando" is a recurring joke throughout the end credits sequence.

== External Links ==
*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php View any random toon]
*Click on the R on any [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main page]] to see the '''Random Toon Button''' in action.
*[[HR:rando.swf|view Flash file for "random toon"]]
*[[HR:rando.xml|view XML file for "random toon"]]
*[[HR:sbemail.html|view the Strong Bad Email list with random.bat]]
*[[HR:main_nav.swf|view the navbar with the "rando" link]]
*[[Forum:4916|forum thread re: Random Toon]]
*[[Forum:4915|forum thread re: random.bat]]
{{H*RNav}}
[[Category:H*R Navigation]][[Category:Special Pages]]

Main Pages

2009-07-11T23:27:24Z

The Goblin: /* External Links */ switch to external link that needs no purging

[[Image:main1.png|thumb|right|220px|Today the Main Page, tomorrow the world!]]
The '''Main Pages''' are the themed menu pages for [[homestarrunner.com]]. Every time a viewer either watches or skips the [[Intro]] to the website, a random main page will load. This also happens when returning from another area of the site, although certain toons (usually holiday toons) have set main pages they will always return to. These pages contain links to the regularly updated material of the site including the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]], and the weekly [[Sketchbook]]. They also have the week's [[Main Page Messages|current updates]], located in the top-right corner. This reads, "Go on and see what's new!" above a bubble which displays each of the latest updates in succession. Clicking on the H*R icon at the top left takes the viewer to the [[Museum]]. There is also a "[[First Time Here?]]" button located near the updates, which links to a cartoon of [[Homestar Runner]] screwing up a welcome speech for the website.

The Main Pages consist of Homestar Runner standing in the foreground, with "[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]", "[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]", "[[Character Videos|Characters]]", "[[Downloads]]", "[[Store]]", and "[[Email]]" buttons to the left, with the exception of [[Main Page 23]], which has them to the right. Rolling over these with the cursor results in Homestar usually reading them aloud, while certain events relating to the theme occur in proximity to Homestar.

==Current list==

*[[Main Page 1]] — [[The Moon]] ''("What's not to love about Homestar Runner?")''
*[[Main Page 2]] — The Alps ''("Homestar Runner")''
*[[Main Page 3]] — A beach ''("Homestar Runner")''
*[[Main Page 4]] — Bowling alley ''("The Comeback Kid!! Also known as Homestar Runner!")''
*[[Main Page 5]] — Waffle House ''("Doing it right ways all the time...it's Homestar Runner!")''
*[[Main Page 6]] — [[Heaven]] ''("Homestar Runner must be dead!")''
*[[Main Page 7]] — Graveyard ''("Dead as a doornail!")''
*[[Main Page 8]] — Falling through the sky ''("What's so great about Homestar Runner?")''
*[[Main Page 9]] — Notebook sketch ''("Trapper Keeper!!")''
*[[Main Page 10]] — [[Old-Timey]] ''("Old Timey Fun Timey!")''
*[[Main Page 11]] — Channel 4 Action news ''("More news at 11!")''
*[[Main Page 12]] — [[Holidays#Fourth of July/Independence Day (July 4th)|4th of July]] ''("Come Forth on July!!!")''
*[[Main Page 13]] — [[Atari 2600]] ''("Homestar Runner Game Pac")''
*[[Main Page 14]] — Shower ''("Nakers!!!")''
*[[Main Page 15]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] ''("Powered by The Cheat")''
*[[Main Page 16]] — Wintertime ''("WE'RE SNOWED IN!!")''
*[[Main Page 17]] — [[20X6]] ''("20X6!!!")''
*[[Main Page 18]] — [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ''("Sweet Cuppin Cakes")''
*[[Main Page 19]] — [[The Show]] ''("The Show!!")''
*[[Main Page 20]] — Early Homestar (from [[flashback]]) ''("Duckie Shirt!!")''
*[[Main Page 21]] — Vector video game style à la [[StrongBadZone]] ''("Many Green Lines!")''
*[[Main Page 22]] — [[The Virus|Virus]] ''("Drop a train on em!")''
*[[Main Page 23]] — Rear-view ''("Backstage Pass")''
*[[Main Page 24]] — Near-sighted ''("20/200!")''
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Puppet Stuff]] ''("Sponsored by Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kits!")''

==Other Main Pages==

There are a few other Main Pages:

*[[Luau Main Page]] — Found after the toon [[The Luau]]. ''("The Luau")'' or ''("Everyone loves tofu!")''
*[[King of Town Main Page]] — Accessed via the menu page for [[The King of Town DVD]]. Click the 'stache on the coat of arms to move it out of the way, then click the stone behind it. ''("kingoftown.com!!")''
*[[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] — Found by winning the secret messages in [[Homestar Talker]]. ''("Homestar Talker")''
*[[Homsar Main Page]] — See Easter egg below. ''("LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE!")''

==Easter Eggs==

*Clicking the last digit of the copyright years (currently the "9" in 2009) on each Main Page takes you to the [[Homsar Main Page]]. This Main Page is also accessible as an [[interview#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]] in [[interview]].

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===

*The only Main Pages that have Homestar in his regular outfit, size, and style are Main Pages 8, 18, 19, 23, and 24. Of these, Main Page 18 is the only one where nothing special happens with Homestar; he merely stands at the front facing forward and says the various words.
*With the exception of main pages 10, 12, 19 and 25, Homestar's voice will play over top of itself. Homsar's and the King of Town's voices will also play over top of themselves, but not Strong Bad's.
*The copyright date was changed from "2004" to "2005" on February 21, 2005.
*The copyright date was changed from "2005" to "2006" on January 8, 2006.
*The copyright date was changed from "2006" to "2007" on January 14, 2007, except on Main Page 23.
*The copyright date on Main Page 23 was changed from "2005" to "2007" on July 24, 2007.
*The copyright date was changed from "2007" to "2008" on April 11, 2008, except on Main Page 24, which was updated on or before August 25, 2008.
*The copyright date was changed from "2008" to "2009" on January 26, 2009 except Main Page 23.
*In the commentary for [[coloring]], Mike and Matt discussed the idea of a [[Limozeen]] main page.

===Glitches===

*If you click on the navigation buttons from the left-hand menu area and drag your mouse away from the menu area and then let go, you can make certain effects persist. You can even combine more than one effect. (Other buttons throughout the site behave in a similar manner.)
**For example, on Main Page 1, if you click and drag "'toons", "store", and "e-mail" to the left or right and let go, you'll be able to see the spaceman at the top of the rocket, the constellations of Strong Bad and Marzipan, and Homestar's helmet all at the same time (see the image at the top of this article).
**You can use this trick for at least one effect on all the Main Pages except 7, 12, 19, 23, and 25. For the trick to work, the effect has to persist as long as you keep the mouse over the button.
**You can use this trick with all six effects on Main Page 11. If you do "downloads" first and "store" second, all six effects can be seen at once. This is the only Main Page (including the hidden ones) on which you can see all six effects at once.
*Sometimes showing more than one effect produces unexpected results. See '''[[Main Page Glitches]]''' for the complete listing.

==Gallery==

<gallery>
Image:main1.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 1]]''' ([[The Moon]])</center>
Image:main2.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 2]]''' (The Alps)</center>
Image:main3.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 3]]''' (A beach)</center>
Image:Main4.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 4]]''' (Bowling Alley)</center>
Image:main5.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 5]]''' (Waffle House)</center>
Image:Main6.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 6]]''' ([[Heaven]])</center>
Image:main7.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 7]]''' (Graveyard)</center>
Image:main8.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 8]]''' (Falling through the Sky)</center>
Image:Trapper Keeper Main.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 9]]''' (Notebook Sketch)</center>
Image:main10.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 10]]''' ([[Old-Timey]])</center>
Image:main11.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 11]]''' (Channel 4 Action News)</center>
Image:Main12.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 12]]''' (4th of July)</center>
Image:Main13.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 13]]''' ([[Atari 2600]])</center>
Image:Main14.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 14]]''' (Shower)</center>
Image:Main15.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 15]]''' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])</center>
Image:Main16.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 16]]''' (Wintertime)</center>
Image:Main17.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 17]]''' ([[20X6]])</center>
Image:Main18.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 18]]''' ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])</center>
Image:main19.png|<center>'''[[Main Page 19]]''' ([[The Show]])</center>
Image:Main20.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 20]]''' ([[Flashback]])</center>
Image:Main21.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 21]]''' (Vector)</center>
Image:main22.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 22]]''' ([[Virus]])</center>
Image:main page 23.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 23]]''' (Rear-view)</center>
Image:Main24.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 24]]''' (Blurry)</center>
Image:Main25.PNG|<center>'''[[Main Page 25]]''' ([[Puppet Stuff]])</center>
Image:luaumain.PNG|<center>'''[[Luau Main Page]]'''</center>
Image:kingmain.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Town Main Page]]'''</center>
Image:sbmain.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]]'''</center>
Image:mainhomsar.png|<center>'''[[Homsar Main Page]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== External Links ==
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*[http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp=true&swf=true View the flash file for a main page]
*[[HR:homepages.swf|view the Flash file for main pages menu]]

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Subtitles:sbemail175/en

2009-07-05T17:40:22Z

The Goblin: band name

{{subtitles|concert}}
<pre>
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<line start="16" end="70" speaker="strongbad">I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever been to a concert?</line>
<line start="106" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"If you have, what type of concert was it?</line>
<line start="136" end="170" speaker="strongbad">"Your dragon, Trogdor? Smiley face?"</line>
<line start="171" end="210" speaker="strongbad">Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.'</line>
<line start="211" end="255" speaker="strongbad">You do not impersonate The Burninator, got it?</line>
<line start="256" end="270" speaker="sfx">Trogdor burning sound</line>
<line start="271" end="328" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?</line>
<line start="333" end="368" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, pleatèd boots!</line>
<line start="370" end="395" speaker="strongsad">What are you all gusseyed up for?</line>
<line start="395" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Shut up man, I always dress like this!</line>
<line start="426" end="472" speaker="strongbad">I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band,</line>
<line start="473" end="510" speaker="strongbad">so I'm going to show up fashionably late.</line>
<line start="511" end="534" speaker="strongbad">What are you all gusseyed down for?</line>
<line start="534" end="565" speaker="strongsad">I'm going to see a show tonight too.</line>
<line start="566" end="621" speaker="strongsad">But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.</line>
<line start="622" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!</line>
<line start="672" end="700" speaker="strongbad">Hey, guess what? They were related.</line>
<line start="701" end="765" speaker="strongbad">Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that went to college.</line>
<line start="766" end="835" speaker="strongbad">So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...</line>
<line start="840" end="940"><sfx>drums</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">Our audience must be 94% hot young females, with bangs higher than or equal to our own.</larry></line>
<line start="941" end="970"><sfx>louder drumming</sfx><larry voiceover="voiceover">And also a deviled egg tray!</larry></line>
<line start="971" end="984" speaker="sfx">drums end with crowd cheer</line>
<line start="985" end="1060" speaker="strongbad">So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1105" speaker="strongbad">Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intriguéd.</line>
<line start="1111" end="1175"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1176" end="1202"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Uh, that was the whole band.</strongsad></line>
<line start="1203" end="1250"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only three people in it!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1251" end="1324"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>And something else's suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1325" end="1362"><sfx>music fades out</sfx><strongsad>No, Strong Bad, those were just regular glasses.</strongsad></line>
<line start="1363" end="1376" speaker="strongbad">Shock and horror!</line>
<line start="1380" end="1418"><sfx>video game sounds</sfx><strongbad>But they must be like, a brand new band, right?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1418" end="1461"><sfx>video game sounds</sfx><strongsad>No, they've been around for five or six years now...</strongsad></line>
<line start="1462" end="1494"><sfx>video game sounds</sfx><strongbad>Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1495" end="1534"><sfx>video game sounds</sfx><strongsad>I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.</strongsad></line>
<line start="1534" end="1548"><sfx>video game sounds</sfx><strongbad>Really?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1548" end="1602"><strongsad sfx="sfx">brushing</strongsad><strongbad>So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1603" end="1658"><strongsad sfx="sfx">brushing</strongsad><strongbad>They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex...</strongbad></line>
<line start="1659" end="1730" speaker="strongsad">They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they'd been wearing all day.</line>
<line start="1731" end="1751" speaker="strongbad">But... The music rocked.</line>
<line start="1752" end="1760" speaker="strongsad">Yes.</line>
<line start="1761" end="1782" speaker="strongbad">And they weren't wearing costumes.</line>
<line start="1783" end="1792" speaker="strongsad">No.</line>
<line start="1793" end="1815" speaker="strongbad">Huh... Interesting.</line>
<line start="1825" end="1907"><sfx>birds</sfx><strongbad>There were no high leg kicks or choreographed spin moves... And that one guy even had his back to us all night.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1908" end="1982"><sfx>birds</sfx><strongbad>It's like they don't really even care about me. Like when they played that song called 'We Don't Really Even Care About You'?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1990" end="2075"><sfx>music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="voiceover">We don't really even care (we don't even really care) about you!</sloshy></line>
<line start="2075" end="2106"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>And no pyrotechnics?</homestar></line>
<line start="2106" end="2156"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Nope. They just strung a bunch of Christmas lights over their bass drum.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2157" end="2171"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>And they still rocked?</homestar></line>
<line start="2171" end="2183"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Yeah, totally!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2184" end="2275"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>And they can't be bothered to play solos, so they always leave a space to sing your own! Check out these mow da mows.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2276" end="2392"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">guitar solo sounds</strongbad></line>
<line start="2393" end="2421"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hey, hey! slosh-ay!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2421" end="2452"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Slosh-ay!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2453" end="2488"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You guys are so lame.</homestar></line>
<line start="2489" end="2543" speaker="strongbad">And that's how sloshy became one of my favorite metal bands.</line>
<line start="2544" end="2597" speaker="strongsad">Uh, Strong Bad, I wouldn't exactly call sloshy metal.</line>
<line start="2598" end="2639" speaker="strongbad">What're you talkin' about? Of course they're metal. Look at the facts.</line>
<line start="2640" end="2702"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>No costume, short hair, a logo that's not jaggedy or drippety at all...</strongbad></line>
<line start="2703" end="2774"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>And songs that aren't about girls... Los Angeles... or good... times...</strongbad></line>
<line start="2775" end="2784"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! sloshy's not metal!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2784" end="2824"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! sloshy's not metal!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2825" end="2880" speaker="strongsad">I didn't trick you, I was just helping you broaden your horizons...</line>
<line start="2881" end="2895" speaker="strongbad">I'll broaden your horizons!</line>
<line start="2896" end="2905" speaker="sfx">smash</line>
<line start="2905" end="2915"><sfx>smash</sfx><strongsad>Ow!</strongsad></line>
<line start="2916" end="2972" speaker="strongbad">And that's how sloshy became one of my least favorite bands.</line>
<line start="2973" end="3002" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">printing noises</line>
<line start="3003" end="3042" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... That sound... It's got no punch.</line>
<line start="3043" end="3102" speaker="strongbad">You just kinda slither out, like a boring lizard's tongue. Let's try this.</line>
<line start="3103" end="3118"><strongbad sfx="sfx">grunt</strongbad><sfx>crack!</sfx></line>
<line start="3119" end="3140" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">harsh grinding sound</line>
<line start="3141" end="3194" speaker="strongbad">There we go... We're good at least until you've completely shred that disk.</line>
<line start="3194" end="3207" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">harsh grinding sound</line>
<line start="3228" end="3312" speaker="cardgage">Why, hello, Miss Treta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway.</line>
<line start="3313" end="3389" speaker="cardgage">Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways!</line>
<line start="3389" end="3424" speaker="cardgage">If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!</line>
<line start="3425" end="3445" speaker="strongbad">I'll help you buy it! I'll help you buy it!</line>
<line start="3474" end="3525" speaker="mary">Wow! That Danny Ainge complains about every call!</line>
<line start="3538" end="3615" speaker="larry">I'm totally mesmerized by Kevin McHale's armpit haaair! Oooeeuuh!</line>
<line start="3627" end="3675"><sfx>birds</sfx><strongbad>Where did these mud baths come from? These things are awesome!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3676" end="3683" speaker="sfx">squish</line>
<line start="3684" end="3705"><strongbad sfx="sfx">screams</strongbad><strongsad sfx="sfx">screams</strongsad></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:ccdo6/en

2009-06-19T04:17:09Z

The Goblin: Split up Chimendez

{{subtitles|The Next Epi-Snowed}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ccdo6.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="87" sfx="yes">music</line>
<line start="88" end="143" speaker="fightgar">How come we always get stuck patrolling the arctic playset? </line>
<line start="144" end="165" speaker="silentrip">Somebody's got to do it, Fightgar. </line>
<line start="166" end="254" speaker="silentrip">In the last week alone, Blue Laser's tried to control, blow up and make super-soldiers out of snow. </line>
<line start="255" end="302" speaker="commander">They're called super-snowldiers, thank you very much! </line>
<line start="303" end="378" speaker="commander">And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily! </line>
<line start="379" end="384">
<commander>And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily!</commander>
<sfx>Cheat Commandos theme song</sfx>
<sfx>snowmobile engine</sfx>
</line>
<line start="385" end="443">
<gunhaver>Sorry, Blue Laser, your evil plan is going snow-where!</gunhaver>
<sfx>Cheat Commandos theme song</sfx>
<sfx>snowmobile engine</sfx>
</line>
<line start="444" end="494" speaker="commander">Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch! </line>
<line start="495" end="542" speaker="silentrip">It's Gunhaver, in the new Cheat Command-snowbile! </line>
<line start="543" end="554" speaker="sfx">Ding</line>
<line start="555" end="611" speaker="gunhaver">Um... words, say, talk? </line>
<line start="612" end="626" speaker="gunhaver" volume=".8">(whispering) What's my line? </line>
<line start="627" end="651" speaker="silentrip" volume=".8">(whispering) We should head back to base. </line>
<line start="652" end="697" speaker="gunhaver">Yeah, or more like we should head back to my cabin in Tahoe!</line>
<line start="698" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">It's got a two-story hot tub, and an underwater fireplace!</line>
<line start="750" end="763" speaker="chimendez" voiceover="yes">Cut, cut cut. </line>
<line start="764" end="790" speaker="crack">What was wrong with that, Chimendez? </line>
<line start="791" end="855" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, while I'm unsure of the physical feasibility of an underwater fireplace, </line>
<line start="856" end="912" speaker="chimendez">I'm sure your home in Lake Tahoe is very lovely. But can we please just stick to the script? </line>
<line start="913" end="983" speaker="crack">Well, why can't the cowboy one have a house in Tahoe too? He seems to be doing all right for himself. </line>
<line start="984" end="1072" speaker="chimendez">Once again, his name is "Gunhaver", and he is a great military leader. He cares not for such things as hot tub. </line>
<line start="1073" end="1120" speaker="crack">What about massage chairs? Can he at least like massage chairs?</line>
<line start="1121" end="1148" speaker="chimendez">Are you going to be difficult about this, Mister Stuntman? </line>
<line start="1149" end="1179" speaker="crack">Yeah, I think this one's a deal-breaker. </line>
<line start="1180" end="1196" speaker="chimendez" sfx="yes">sigh</line>
<line start="1197" end="1242">
<sfx>massage chair vibrating</sfx>
<gunhaver>Aaaah. Get 'em, boys!</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="1243" end="1299">
<sfx>laser fire</sfx>
<fightgar>Er, Gunhaver, we could really use that gun of yours right about now.</fightgar>
</line>
<line start="1300" end="1371">
<sfx>massage chair vibrating</sfx>
<gunhaver>Sorry, it fell down between the cushions.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="1372" end="1411">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<reynold>I hope everything's going okay at the arctic playset.</reynold>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1469">
<sfx>music continues</sfx>
<crackotage>(Gunhaver's voice) I'm sure they're all just doin' fine. They fight Blue Laser all the time!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="1469" end="1495" speaker="chimendez" voiceover="yes">Those are not your character's lines! </line>
<line start="1496" end="1546" speaker="crack">But I like the rhyming guy's lines better. I'm gonna do his voice now. </line>
<line start="1547" end="1568" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, I refuse to -</line>
<line start="1569" end="1579" speaker="crack">Deal-breaker. </line>
<line start="1580" end="1594" speaker="chimendez" sfx="yes">sigh</line>
<line start="1595" end="1662" speaker="reynold">I'm sorry my financial experiment backfired and switched you and Gunhaver's voices, Crackotage. </line>
<line start="1663" end="1734" speaker="crackotage">(Gunhaver's voice) Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen! </line>
<line start="1744" end="1779" speaker="reynold">Um... are you talking to me? </line>
<line start="1780" end="1840" speaker="gunhaver" sfx="yes">music and vocalized snow mobile noises</line>
<line start="1841" end="1873">
<sfx>music continues</sfx>
<crackgirl voiceover="yes">Crack, you said there'd be a cold-cut tray.</crackgirl>
</line>
<line start="1874" end="1890" speaker="gunhaver">Hang on baby. Hey! where the cold cuts at?</line>
<line start="1891" end="1914">
<gunhaver>Hang on baby. Hey! where the cold cuts at?</gunhaver>
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1915" end="1960" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, you cannot bring your girlfriends into the recording booth! </line>
<line start="1961" end="1968" speaker="crack">Don't blow this for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon!</line>
<line start="1969" end="2017" speaker="gunhaver">Don't blow this for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon! </line>
<line start="2020" end="2060">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<crackgirl>Does this thing really have an underwater fireplace?</crackgirl>
</line>
<line start="2061" end="2095">
<sfx>music continues</sfx>
<gunhaver>Sure does, new bad guy girl character!</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="2096" end="2125" speaker="chimendez">I am a new character too! Mister Gunhaver, </line>
<line start="2126" end="2202" speaker="chimendez">If you will please step into this tiny box, I can almost guarantee that you will appear in the rest of this season's episodes! </line>
<line start="2203" end="2214" speaker="gunhaver">Who are you? </line>
<line start="2215" end="2260">
<sfx>music stops</sfx>
<chimendez>Uh, my name is A...gent Chimendez.</chimendez>
</line>
<line start="2261" end="2288" speaker="chimendez">I'm an expanded universe character.</line>
<line start="2289" end="2333" speaker="chimendez">Novelizations, read-along story books... Things like that.</line>
<line start="2334" end="2405" speaker="gunhaver">Well, anyone who can guarantee I'll appear in the rest of this season's episodes is all right in my book!</line>
<line start="2406" end="2420" speaker="gunhaver">Whee! </line>
<line start="2421" end="2446" sfx="yes">crate slamming and lock closing</line>
<line start="2447" end="2521">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<silentrip>Thanks again, Agent Chimendez! We couldn't have defeated Blue Laser's super-snowldiers without you!</silentrip>
</line>
<line start="2522" end="2613">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<reynold>It's too bad Gunhaver's on a secret mission to the moon for an undisclosed period of time, and that when he gets back his voice might have changed. </reynold>
</line>
<line start="2614" end="2662">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<chimendez>Yes yes, quite unfortunate. Now, what do you say Cheat Commandos, let's</chimendez>
</line>
<line start="2663" end="2682" speaker="chimendez">rrrrrrock, rrrrock on! </line>
<line start="2683" end="2732" speaker="all">Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-rock, ruh-ruh-ruh-rock on! </line>
<line start="2733" end="2776" sfx="yes">Cheat Commandos theme music</line>
<line start="2790" end="2869" speaker="crack">Hello? Chimendez? I'm ready to record my lines for the rest of this season's episodes! </line>
<line start="2870" end="2945" speaker="crack">Anyone? Man, this thing reminds me of the two-story box I've got at my place in Tahoe. </line>
<line start="2946" end="2996" sfx="yes">electric guitar lick</line>
<line start="3003" end="3035" speaker="commander">So what do you think of the new girl? </line>
<line start="3036" end="3076" speaker="bluelaser">To be quite honest, she seems a bit overly concerned with cold cuts, sir. </line>
<line start="3077" end="3115" speaker="commander">Cold cuts! Add that to the list! </line>
<line start="3116" end="3170" sfx="yes">electric guitar lick</line>
<line start="3177" end="3248" speaker="crack">Anyone? Chimendez? Guy who does the Bad Guy's voice? </line>
<line start="3250" end="3299" speaker="badguyvoice">Can I help you with something, Crack Stuntman? </line>
<line start="3300" end="3330" speaker="crack">Uuuuh... Never mind. </line>
</transcript>
</pre>

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2009-06-01T14:41:23Z

The Goblin: balance

User:The Goblin

2009-05-30T22:06:50Z

The Goblin: DST

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(organ music) Hi there, welcome to my userpage! My name is [[The Goblin]]. Some of you may remember me as Techgeekmbg, but I had a rename a few months ago. I don't have much to say here.

I am currently a [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Admin|sysop]] on Wikipedia. I am also a [[mw:Developers|developer]] of MediaWiki, and a sysop of [[mw:Main Page|MediaWiki.org]]

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Talk:Main Page

2009-05-30T22:04:48Z

The Goblin: /* Lumpy dump */ cmt

{{Main Page Talk}}

== Archive ==

What do you have to say about running an archive of our deleted pages? Some sound interesting and I want to see them. I won't become a sysop anytime soon, so... --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
:All of the pages that were previously deleted obviously don't need to be kept, hence wwhy they were deleted by the [[Special:Listusers/sysop|overlords]] and [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|gods]] of the wiki. It would be too much trouble to bring them all back anyway, and a troll might grab the code and restore the page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 17:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

== 50 best sbemails ==

someone mark this post as patrolled; visit the store if you have to. The [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits|post]] might need a clean up, but it's true. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 11:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*This is true. Someone patrol it; everyone needs to know this!
Can somebody who own the dvd please complete the article ASAP? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 17:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:The sooner you buy it, the sooner you can take care of that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Image:Egg.jpg ==

Is it a good idea to make this image transparent so it doesn't look awful on black surfaces? I looked at the thing's user page, and that white box on black is really annoying. I have made a PNG of this, but I don't think it looks that great either. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

==Signature Size==
is my signature size fine? Because the coffee cup only extends a few pixels outside the box -_-

http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Iyeru/sig#testing {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It's no worse than [[User:Phlip/sig|Phlip's]], so I think it is fine. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::Looks fine to me, too, but I'm the new guy, so don't listen to me :-P [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:46, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::''edit'': you also might be able to crop my screenshot a little bit further, to squeeze your sig down maybe another pixel or so. [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I made it 18 pixels this time, it should fit better now. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::You can leave it 20 pix if you want. There's a slight inconsistency in how the box shows up, but 20pix is the guideline that the wiki's set, and is fine. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 14:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Adopt-A-File? ==

I noticed there's a HEAVY LOURDE of files on the unusedfiles page. When do these files get deleted, and if they don't, shouldn't we start an Adopt-A-File campaign of some sorts? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:No, that's not necessary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::So I'm guessing they never get deleted? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Not in most cases, no. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:10, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Linking Internal Images to Internal Pages... ==

How do we do this? <nowiki>[[File:Example.jpg|link=http://wikipedia.org]]</nowiki> doesn't work according to MediaWiki forums because we do not have MediaWiki 1.14+. And I can't use imagemap tag on such a small image as my sig image (as it will just be a circle with an i in it) {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:Like this: <code><nowiki>[http://targetlink.com http://www.hrwiki.org/path/to/Example.jpg]</nowiki></code> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::The picture I'm going to link to though is over 500 pixels -_- I doon't think that's small enough to fit in my signature. Plus, you're still linking externallyish using that. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Something like [http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png] ? (Note: what I thought I was doing didn't actually work... but the end result did anyway... I'm not sure if the URL of the 18px version is permanent or a cache thing though, you might want/need to upload a version that is explicitly the size you want). —[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]] 04:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::The 18px thumbnail thing is semi-permanent... it won't disappear on its own, but if you upload a new image over that one, then it'll disappear, and you'll have to look at a page with <code><nowiki>[[Image:CupAJoe.png|18px]]</nowiki></code> (either hard-refresh a page that already has it, or add it to a page and show preview, that sort of thing) to get it to re-generate the thumbnail. Best bet is to put that in a <code><noinclude></code> section in the sig template itself, just in case. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Thanks, I did that. Now to wait for someone to vandalize the picture and upload a huge or really, really small one-pixel version of the image. :D {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::It's like no one knows of the {{t|pl}} template anymore... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:41, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::How do you even USE that template in conjunction with a file? Seems pointless to bring it up here when there's no input for a file. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::::Like this: <code><nowiki>{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}</nowiki></code> makes this :{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}. And please sign your talk posts with 4 tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Sure thing Mike, err, Micheal. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 14:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::That's much better. And it's Michael. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 15:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Link to Job Queue ==

The link to the information on Job Queues in [[Special:Statistics]] is broken (sort of). It should instead link to {{p|l=http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Job_queue Job queue}} on MediaWiki.org. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:17, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== New article idea ==

I've an idea for a new article: fanscripts, people could post scripts that they invented about homestar runner's adventures, please can you consider my idea- posted 23 Thursday 2009 [[User:DJ Dumpy Dump|DJ Dumpy Dump]]

The wiki, as far as I know, doesn't put articles on fanstuff. There are other places you can post things, like the H*R fanstuff wiki (after the purge is over) and the fanstuff forum.--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 16:17, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

:: What happened to Fanstuff? I'm probably not going to get a real answer, but can someone point me in direction of finding one?

== new videlectrix update, ==

im not sure if any of you saw this but theres a new update on the
videlectrix site http://www.videlectrix.com/ {{User:Girrbyte/sig}}
:So just post it. There's a template for recent changes that you edit to show the changes, you know. If not, well now you know!

== Background Image ==

I'd like to resurrect [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 28#Background Image|a topic]] that I brought up almost a year ago. Here's [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1783/fieldgreyxd2.png a link] to the tileable image that I suggest we use as our new background image. Plans were to make the change with update 1.13, which was skipped.. so, what's the plan now? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:I still haven't forgotten about that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:42, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::OptimisticFool, would it be too hard to make a different image in the style of the [[:Image:Pizza Joint The Field.PNG|current design of the field]]? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not. The sky might present a challenge. Here's a quickly-thrown-together new-style field with an all-white sky, first [http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1875/newfieldtile.png the tile], and then [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6584/newfieldtiled.png the tiled result]. I'm kind of partial to the older field, but I'm willing to fight with the sky behind the new field if it's the popular vote. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

== Preferences ==

I went into my preferences and saw in the "Old password" box a word that was twice the size of the box (with the black dots). Is this normal, or was my account hacked? Because I'm automatically logged in here and haven't entered my password since last week. And my password isn't that long. Yes, I'm aware that this question doesn't belong here, so where do I post this? {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]]. It's not normal (the field for the old password isn't pre-filled when the page loads), but I don't think your account was hacked. Maybe a key was stuck on your keyboard and you selected the field. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
::You're probably right. It's fine now, and I just logged in on a different computer. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 01:04, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

== Case (in)sensitive links - plugin? ==

I am under the impression that this wiki uses a plugin to achieve case insensitivity on the links (see [[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect]])... I don't immediately see anything under [[Special:Version]] that sticks out to me as being it. I was wondering if anyone knows how that was accomplished on here? Thanks. {{User:LobStoR/sig}} 16:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
:It's not a plugin so much as a direct hack to the system core. With each new branch release of MediaWiki, I'm able to move more and more of it to hooks, but even in the latest release it still requires substantial edits to LinkHolderArray.php (formerly Parser.php) as well as minor edits to a couple of other files. (The edits are substantial enough that I'm still not comfortable releasing it into the wild, if you wonder.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

== Rating system ==

I have an idea. We could allow people to rate the page from 1 star to 5 stars. Let me know if anyone think this is a good idea.
:I gotta' side with a "not really". As this is a wiki, people can edit the page if they don't think it's up to snuff. Rating a page would just act like a note that says, "I'm to lazy to edit this part, so I'm gonna' leave it up to someone with more time on their hands". Plus, it could be an easy place for trolls to strike, which could probably mean the ratings would be inadequate with what they should be. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:: As with Devon, this is a wiki. Pages change so quickly the quality will waver every edit. Plus this will only open up more trolling, what with all the "1 starring" and "bad voting" and such. <strike>Good</strike> idea. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 03:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I also agree, trolling would be the number one reason for it not to be included (as well as to be included actually) so I could label you as a troll. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:42, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Look, I was just trying to let people know what is a page that they should check out or not ColdReactive. Kevo411

== Lumpy dump ==

Be on the lookout for a troll who is posting images of fish heads. He went by the name of Lumpy until being banned. While he should not be able to post anymore, beware. He is crafty, and may come again. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 22:03, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:If that's the case, then I'm prepared to mass-undo him. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 22:04, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Best/Worst X Ever

2009-05-30T21:55:28Z

The Goblin: Rv/v

[[Image:BestAlbumEver.PNG|thumb|The best album cover ever.]]
The [[characters]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been known to declare things the '''best/worst X ever'''.

==Best X Ever==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — [[Homestar Runner]], at the same time as [[Strong Bad]]'s exclamation (see also below), is heard saying, "This is the best Decemberween ever!"
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]] — After watching the video for The Cheat's Theme Song, Homestar exclaims, "This is the best video game I've ever played!"
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad proclaims, "this is the best E-mail I've ever received".
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad calls his Homestar Runner costume "the best costume ever".
*[[TROGDOR!]] — When a level is beaten, Strong Bad will occasionally be heard saying, "Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played."
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad tries to come up with "the best thing ever", but his broken imagination only brings "beef stew" to mind.
*Email [[virus]] — Right before [[The Virus]] infects her, Marzipan tells Strong Mad, "that's the best stack of VHS tapes I ever..."
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad says that, during a commercial break, he made "the best omelette ever".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In Level 6, before reaching the boss, [[Stinkoman]] says, "This is the best vacation ever!"
*[[Weclome Back]] — After failing to sell any baloney sandwiches over the summer, [[Bubs]] still felt "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever".
*Email [[best thing]] — After [[Limozeen]]'s instruments are turned into Italian noodles by [[Bozar]], [[Mary Palaroncini]] (as he is eating the noodles) says, "This is the best show ever, guys!"
*Email [[licensed]] — Homestar, referring to the fact that he just got hit by a shower of broken glass from a piñata, says, "That junk was still my best birthdays ever."
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Bad, after following the Wii safety instructions, declares it's "the best game [he's] never played".
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — In his [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Concept Art is a SCAM!|May 21 2008 entry]], Strong Bad writes that he's playing a game on the [[Wikipedia:Atari Lynx|Atari Lynx]], the "Best Handheld Ever Man".
**In the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#O Contest, Mii Contest|June 26 2008 entry]], he describes [[Wikipedia:Metal Storm (video game)|Metal Storm]] as having the "best death explosion ever".
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Referring to [[Strong Sad]]'s book stand, Homestar tells Strong Sad, "''this'' is the best idea you've ever had".
*[[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] — In anticipation for starting his job at [[Telltale Games]], Strong Bad declares it's the "best job I've ever had".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad vandalizes one of Strong Sad's albums into "the best album cover idea ever."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad calls Dangeresque Too's sunglasses "the second best sunglasses ever."
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — As referred to in the short's title, Strong Bad and The Cheat somehow manage to pull off their "best caper ever", even though they can't remember exactly what they did.

==Worst X Ever==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — After mistakenly assuming that Homestar killed [[the Yello Dello]], [[Marzipan]] proclaims, "This is the worst birthday I've ever had."
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar upsets Strong Bad by getting him the ''[[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|Deep Impact]]'' DVD for the third year in a row, to the point where Strong Bad exclaims, "This is the worst Decemberween ever!" (see also above)
*Email [[island]] — Strong Bad calls the deserted island (upon which he and Homestar are stranded) the "worst deserted island ever".
*[[TROGDOR!]] — When Trogdor gets sworded by the knights, Strong Bad will sometimes say, "Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!"
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's [[Scroll Button Songs]] "the worst song I ever heard".
*[[Experimental Film]] — During the [[Experimental Film#Commentary Transcript|director's commentary]], Strong Sad, perturbed by Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, says, "Ahhh, this is the worst commentary ever!" Homestar agrees by saying, "Worst... commissary... ever."
*Email [[secret identity]] — As [[The King of Town]] is being booted out of Strong Bad's house, he yells, "Worst mayonnaise party everrrr!"
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Bad calls the Dig To China With Your Ears Contest "the second or third to worst contest [he] ever heard of."
*Email [[road trip]] — Because Strong Bad ends up stuck in a car rather than going on a road trip, he shouts, "This is the worst road trip ever!"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs's badly understocked Black Market was dubbed "the worst black market I have ever seen" according to Strong Bad, after being unable to purchase any organs from it.

==See Also==
*[[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent]]

[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

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2009-05-18T22:09:46Z

The Goblin: Done some, feel free to fill in after me

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2009-05-18T19:58:04Z

The Goblin: Fix

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2009-05-18T12:14:01Z

The Goblin: Create subtitles subpage

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2009-05-17T22:46:09Z

The Goblin: Extend applause

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<line start="19" end="95" speaker="sfx">wind howls</line>
<line start="96" end="153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It is a time of desolation, chaos, and uncertainty.</line>
<line start="157" end="205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Brother pitted against brother; babies havin' babies.</line>
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<strongbad voiceover="keepithere"> then one day, from the right side of the screen,</strongbad>
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<line start="246" end="261" speaker="strongbad">came a man.</line>
<line start="266" end="302" speaker="strongbad">A man with a plastic rectangle...</line>
<line start="310" end="339" speaker="strongbad">I MEAN LAPTOP COMPUTER!</line>
<line start="341" end="386" speaker="sfx">start-up noise</line>
<line start="387" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Now that is a classy start-up noise! Dong...ding! And check out all these speculations!</line>
<line start="491" end="544" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Lappy 486 weighs in at an extremely portable forty-two pounds</line>
<line start="547" end="594" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and features an impressive battery life of one half of ten minutes.</line>
<line start="596" end="625" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Lappy 486 by Compy.</line>
<line start="626" end="648" speaker="sfx">audience applauds</line>
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<strongbad>All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some email.</strongbad>
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<line start="665" end="683" speaker="strongbad">All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some email.</line>
<line start="694" end="767" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, What would you like as if you were your own made up animal Sincerely, Spud Jr."</line>
<line start="772" end="843" speaker="strongbad">Come now, Spud Jr. What would Spud Sr. think of such nightmarish grammar and punctuation?</line>
<line start="845" end="891" speaker="strongbad">And poor Spudmom. "What would you like as if..."</line>
<line start="897" end="941" speaker="strongbad">I at least hope you're good at sports, for their sake. All right, I'm done.</line>
<line start="946" end="1038" speaker="strongbad">Well Stu-Pud Jr., If I was my own made up animal I would probably like as the coolest made up animal ever made up.</line>
<line start="1041" end="1077" speaker="strongbad">I would have all the cool animal options and accessories:</line>
<line start="1081" end="1091" speaker="strongbad">Claws</line>
<line start="1093" end="1102" speaker="strongbad">Horns</line>
<line start="1104" end="1113" speaker="strongbad">Tusks</line>
<line start="1116" end="1124" speaker="strongbad">Tentacles</line>
<line start="1128" end="1140" speaker="strongbad">Power Doors</line>
<line start="1142" end="1165" speaker="strongbad">15 Year Drivetrain Warranty</line>
<line start="1170" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">Proboscis</line>
<line start="1184" end="1202" speaker="strongbad">Segmented Eyes</line>
<line start="1205" end="1261" speaker="homestar">I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?</line>
<line start="1296" end="1341" speaker="strongbad">Oh. I guess I couldn't really talk with that proboscis.</line>
<line start="1350" end="1398" speaker="strongbad">Not that I'd have much of an answer for "Do you know the times," anyway.</line>
<line start="1403" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm. Maybe I could be one of those deep-sea fangly fishes.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1537" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, the kind that have Christmas lights all over them, and those custom lures hanging over their heads.</line>
<line start="1538" end="1599" speaker="pbtchomestar">Right this way, everyone! Free puppies, ginger snaps, Pocket PCs...</line>
<line start="1600" end="1648" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing!</line>
<line start="1655" end="1724" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Hey there, Baby Styles, do you want to watch me bench-press a lot... of weights?</line>
<line start="1731" end="1772" speaker="pbtchomestar">Turn it out, Strong Bad, turn it out!</line>
<line start="1774" end="1836" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wait. How could I enjoy the dinner and dancing if I'm already the fanglyfish?</line>
<line start="1845" end="1910" speaker="strongbad">Maybe I'm overthinking this. I should just come up with a cool name and the rest will like as itself.</line>
<line start="1914" end="2006" speaker="strongbad">I would be called... da huuuuuudge.</line>
<line start="2007" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Hudge!</line>
<line start="2026" end="2054" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Eew! No. No Hudge.</line>
<line start="2055" end="2083" speaker="marzipan">Oh, wow! Look at the Hudge!</line>
<line start="2085" end="2146" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um... How about...the red steckled elbermung?</line>
<line start="2154" end="2166" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No no no.</line>
<line start="2173" end="2192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um...the pardack?</line>
<line start="2195" end="2237" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What the? Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?</line>
<line start="2240" end="2322" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay, okay. Gotta look good for the Lappy. My made up animal would be called</line>
<line start="2331" end="2343" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sterrance.</line>
<line start="2350" end="2425" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, I did it! Look at Sterrance. Aw, Sterrance! I want one!</line>
<line start="2430" end="2477" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sterrance is way cuter than that stupid ugly old washed-up The Cheat I used to have.</line>
<line start="2483" end="2493" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2494" end="2525" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Captain Past-His-Prime himself.</line>
<line start="2526" end="2531" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2532" end="2563" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I know you heard me. And I stand by it.</line>
<line start="2564" end="2582" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2584" end="2659" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry about him, Lappy. That's just The Cheat. He uses new computers. Psssh!</line>
<line start="2661" end="2690" speaker="strongbad">The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!</line>
<line start="2700" end="2709" speaker="strongbad">Come on!</line>
<line start="2718" end="2730" speaker="strongbad">It's okay!</line>
<line start="2733" end="2753" speaker="strongbad">No, ah! Come on!</line>
<line start="2758" end="2799" speaker="strongbad">Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!</line>
<line start="2807" end="2818" speaker="strongbad">That's it!</line>
<line start="2826" end="2876" speaker="strongbad">Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!</line>
<line start="2886" end="2912" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Sorry. Bye, everybody.</line>
<line start="2930" end="2959" speaker="announcer">Second-place contestants receive deep sea fanglyfish.</line>
<line start="2961" end="2979" speaker="announcer">Promotional considerations by Sterrance.</line>
<line start="2980" end="3010" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles.</line>
<line start="3024" end="3067" speaker="pbtchomestar">Steep prices and trees!</line>
<line start="3112" end="3190" speaker="pbtchomestar">Hey there, Baby Styles. This is a nice dancing club, right? Do you have a phone at your house?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User talk:It's dot com

2009-02-22T20:03:58Z

The Goblin: /**/MediaWiki 1.14

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= <div style="background:#BE0023; color:#fff; width:98%; padding-bottom:0.3em; padding-top:0.3em; padding-left:2%"> Trogdor! </div> =
== Block'd? ==
Hey, I was just wondering why you blocked the anonny 68.39.230.211, when he'd only made three edits? Yes, he plugged the Sandbox with nonsensical links, but couldn't you have talked to him and asked him to stop it? I'm not sure if you did talk to him or not. If you didn't though, then 1 week was probably a little harsh. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 20:17, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:Meh, maybe you're right. I was going primarily from {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=568565 this edit}}, and I thought that the anonny had been reverted three times and was being persistent with adding those links. I'll unblock for now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:44, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
::Whoops! Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. I was just fooling around and deleting some spam from the sandbox. The anonny wasn't spamming any other pages than the sandbox. {{User:Super Turtle/sig}} 21:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:::No need to fear, Turtle, you acted correctly. Dotty just got a little carried away—which he ''rarely'' does, I might add, he does a bang-up job here and I'm personally proud of what he's accomplished—and made a premature judgement in absence of the facts. He fixed it, and all is well now, all is safe and sound. Sleep peacefully. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
::::Dotty? Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! ''{suddenly sotto voce}'' No. Thanks as always to Qermaq for putting a bow on what was pretty much already wrapped up. ;) (Although I ''would'' recommend in the future not yelling in summaries if one is not trying to attract attention. But yeah, no big deal now.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:31, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Admit it, you kinda love it when I call you Dotty. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:41, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::Personally, I think Dot Com should be quoting [[Wikipedia:Yakko, Wakko and Dot|Dot Warner]] right about now: "Call me, Dotty and you die." {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:30, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::"Yeah, you're probably right." {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:46, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::As long as this thread has gone completely off topic, I think I should mention that I always choose the names Yakko, Wakko, and Dot for the computer players when playing Hearts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:56, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

== Joshua ==

Okay, I know you have a fanstuff talk page. But this is serious. Joshua, the sysop, did something like blackmail. Now the forum is messed up and Super Sam blocked him. Can you please fix this mess? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 14:47, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
:I do believe that what is occurring is simply playful banter which Sam here has taken a bit too seriously. Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 05:37, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
::Edit conflict: Lies. All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who knows how it all went down. Joshua randomly bans Super Sam on the forum and then Super Sam screws around with the forum skin for revenge. Also I think Supra tried to block Joshua on the wiki but Joshua just unblocked himself. Just a spot of fun, no need to get all grumpy about it. I think it's pretty dang hilarious the way it's going down. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 05:39, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

== imagemap ==

Whoa, {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Walkthrough&curid=3090&diff=570451&oldid=568760 this}} is pretty awesome... great jorb! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:13, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks! I installed the feature back during the last upgrade (because the fanstuff kept pestering me to) but hadn't found a good use for it here at the knowledge base until now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:29, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

== If you notice anything strange... ==

This may just be me being paranoid, but I just thought I'd let you know that MySpace told me I got phished and... I kinda had this thing going where I used the same password for everything... including my email, in which I saved an email to myself detailing how to log in to my account on this website...

So, if anybody does anything funny under my account, I just thought I should let someone with special authorities and privileges and whatnot know about it (although I have since changed my password). I might start a new account just in case, but I'm not sure yet how that'll work out.

Anyway... now you know. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 18:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:Don't start a new account. Changing your password should be adequate. By the way, to add a section to a talk page, just click the little plus (+) next to the edit button. It will give you a place to enter the thread header and format it automatically. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:14, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::Jolly good. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 18:18, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Just the same, I think I'd like my username changed. (I've been thinking of ditching LuxAcerbus for a while now.) Sysops can do that, right? {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 19:03, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Bureaucrats can, yes. See [[HRWiki:Changing username]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:15, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Thank you for the help, my good man. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 23:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

== Forum Redirect ==

Since the HRWiki forum is down, alot of the regular users have taken refuge to http://www.inversetiger.com/forum/ . However, pretty much the only way for people on the forum to communicate to each other now is by email. Since barely anyone shows their email address, the last resort option is to communicate by editing your sig. Even then, most people don't go looking through a locked forum looking at people's sigs(which is where I found the link). The result: Only the regular users found link. So, I figured that it would be best if you posted some sort of link on the front page of the Wiki or something so people can find it.
-strongfan

== Fanstuff Purge: Wiki User Emails ==

There are currently a few Wiki User Emails on the list of fanstuffs to be saved, and it's been decided that this would be a great chance to get them over to the Wiki User Wiki. My question is whether it would be easier to use whatever fancy method you're using to transfer them across or whether it would be easier to just do it manually. 
Cheers, {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 19:39, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
:I don't know if this is the specific fancy way that DC's going to use, but if you want to transfer stuff, then the easy way is to go to [[HRFWiki:Special:Export]], and put in all the page-names (one per line), and mash go. That'll give you an XML file that you can feed into Special:Import on WUW (you'll need to be sysop to use Special:Import, but Special:Export can usually be run by anyone). As well as being able to copy lots of pages in one hit, you can also (if you want) include each page's history, and all the templates they use. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:47, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
::Yep, I concur with Phlip's suggestion. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:45, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Alrighty, thanks for that. - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 14:53, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Looking at [[Talk:Main_Page#Read-Only_Forum|this]], it appears a lot of the forum users have been giving you grief over the locked forum. I just would like to pause for a moment and say thank you. You have dealt with this matter professionally, and I would like to say that in your shoes, I would have done the same thing. Thank you for managing this problem well. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks for your comments. It remains to be seen whether splitting off the off-topic discussion from the H*R threads will be a good thing, but I'm hoping for the best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:35, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Greetings!! ==

Hi. I'm having trouble on my userpage. I have three images. I'd like to have one image (Homsar) in the center between the other two of the Cheat Commando's. How can I do this? See my userpage in my signature. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|98.111.114.133]] 17:51, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:Check out our various local help pages and the user's guide (see the sidebar under navigation and external links). Hope that helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:33, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::Thank you for the name change! --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:27, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

==STUFF Decommissioned?==
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:It%27s_dot_com&curid=5477&diff=581940&oldid=581729 When did this happen?] --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:31, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki_talk:STUFF#Decommission We've been talking about it for the last coupla months.] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:40, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::I gotta start paying more attention to important things like that... --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Fanstuff wiki ==
Look, for some reson, my computer doesn't show the link. so can you help me out? [[Special:Contributions/68.74.220.137|68.74.220.137]] 10:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
:The address is [[HRFWiki:|fanstuff.hrwiki.org]], same as it's ever been. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Ummm... there's no more bar there. it completed. But nothing happened. It's just... the signup screen. 
Also, I sent the email, but I didn't get a reply. {{User:The thing/sig}} 12:52, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, you sent two emails. I only said you'd get a reply if it was necessary, and in your case it's not. The status bars only indicate that a certain step is done out of many. You'll know that the wiki is back up when it looks like a MediaWiki wiki. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:46, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, also, can you not do the purge in the next 3 hours? I have to go somewhere. {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:27, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Deal. Before I do it, I'll be sure to ask you if it's okay. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:30, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

I already sent you my email. Should I post my new username on [[HRWiki:Changing username]], or just wait? - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}} 00:56, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:Sending the email is enough. I'll change usernames based on that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:13, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
So when will the new wiki be up?--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 18:54, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

When will the updates bar be back? -[[User:TheStick|TheStick]]

Could you put the MediaWiki software on the fanstuff wiki and remove the signup page? {{User:Dagoth/sig}}

Hey, Dot com, it has been like 3 weeks now. What gives? -[[User:AlmsforthePudgy|AlmsforthePudgy]] 19:44, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

:Seriously, you guys. Stop pestering Dot com. He's doing his best, and he's working very hard for you. Yes, for '''you'''. Give him some credit. It's dot com is spending hours and hours (literally) of his spare time fixing the fanstuff wiki for you, and the last thing he needs (I'm sure of it) is someone poking him with a stick continuously, asking if he's done yet. So sit back and relax, give him some space, and when he's finally done, thank him very much for it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:05, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Okay, so, how long has it been now? A month? Two? {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:31, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Two and a half X_X {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 18:37, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:I've lost hope. {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:37, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::Keep hope alive. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

==Name Change==
Could you change my user name to Raiku? Its going to be my last username ever. I am going to keep it. {{User:Raiku/sig}}

==Name Change, Too==
I meant to name myself hremail24, not Hremail 22. Can you fix this malfunction, private?

:You know, this is kind of like calling up a librarian at home asking them to renew a book for you. There are [[HRWiki:Changing Username|better ways]]. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 14:17, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

== Ops in #hrwiki-fanstuff ==

I hate to whine and complain like this, but please give someone ops in #hrwiki-fanstuff. It is impossible to control the channel. It doesn't have to be a fanstuff sysop, just someone easily accessible. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:42, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
:Hey man, we seem to have a few trolls in #hrwiki-fanstuff, Tom's not responding, you're not on, and we really need ops, so whenever you see this, please give someone ops. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

== Change Username ==

Uh, Dot Com, some people [[HRWiki:Changing username|here]] have been hanging for months with no one changing their user name. Could you get those people up to date for me? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 18:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:Please, Dot Com? I'm desperate.. Please... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:14, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::Please? I'm sorry for bothering you... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:23, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Holy crap, dude. Why are you editing my talk page over and over? See Green Helmet's remarks a couple of threads up. Besides, you're already on (at least) your second username. I'm not really planning on changing it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::::How do you know that? I haven't ever actually ''changed'' my user name... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:39, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::Of course you have. [[Special:Contributions/Miketigershark|This]] is you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:41, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'm sorry. Very sorry. I admit it, MichaelXX2 is a sockpuppet. But when I signed up, I took a vow to change my ways about vandalism. I haven't done any vandalism for months, and I'm sorry for bothering you. I won't ever change my username again, please bail me out this one time... I will fully understand if you don't want to though. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:46, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Hey, Dot Com, keep up the good work ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:07, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Can you do me a fanstuff-related favor? ==

I need some files from the old HRFWiki, and I was wondering if you might be able to get them. It's okay if you can't do this, or don't want to, though, it would just make some things easier if you would.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:23, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:Why don't you email me your specific request and we'll go from there. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:37, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
::K.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:53, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Did you ever get my email? I really want my files.--[[Special:Contributions/24.34.11.239|24.34.11.239]] 18:37, 24 December 2008 (UTC)(Kirbychu)
::::I did get your email. I haven't forgotten this request, and it's on the to-do list. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:09, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

== Where's the forum? ==

What happened to the forum? What's wrong with the forum? Answer me on my talk page. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 17:14, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's down right now. It will be back rrll rrll soon. I answered here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::Do you mean it this time? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:00, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, I'll give you one thing. You're definitely consistent. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:27, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

== Fanstuff wiki ==

Would you happen to know when the purge will be over? Just wonder. '''[[User:Gavino/redirect|¡Él]][[User talk:Gavino|Gavino!]]''' 01:01, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, I ''do'' wonder, let me tell you. If I had to guess based on the (depending on your point of view) clever or smart-aleck front page currently at [[HRFWiki:|fanstuff.hrwiki.org]], I'd say sometime before or after TBC release Stinkoman Level 10. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
::Alright, seriously, what's taking so dang long? {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:05, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:::This has been explained in other places. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:07, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== thanks man. ==

What was that crap-for-brains doing? Being a freakin' vandal and everything? I owe it all to ya for helping my user page stay cool. Did you block him? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:No prob, Bob. That guy shows up from time to time to do what he did. It doesn't usually take long to clean up. Yes, I did block him. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:12, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Transcribing Permission ==

Sorry to interrupt, but I was just wondering if I could transcribe the toons at the [[wikia:c:weeblsstuff|Weeblpedia]] similar to the way we transcribe toons here. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 02:56, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
:Uh, yes? I don't really have any jurisdiction to give you permission. Our style is nothing special, and I suppose it could be used for any number of things. It may or may not be relevant, but some authors of works of fiction don't like their works being transcribed, so watch out for that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:19, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
::OK, thanks. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 22:34, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
== Personal image templates ==
It's Dot Com, Your the [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|admin]] I trust the most, and the only one I know actually. [[Template_talk:personal-image-abandoned|This page]] is in desperate need of an admin to look over the new suggested designs of the personal image templates, and to add to the talk page if you agree that we should/can change the personal image templates to the HR related ones, or not. Please do look into this. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 17:07, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
:That discussion is over two years old. As I said when it was current, I don't think we should change the templates, especially given I'm the one who made the versions we're using now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:35, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Do you want a sig? If so, what do you want on it? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:23, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:I already have one. It's right here: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:36, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
::I mean like colored and stuff. The sig templates. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:37, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:::I know what you meant. I've been here nearly four years. If I wanted a fancy signature, I'd probably have one by now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:41, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
::::And, I know this topic is a month old, but it may be one of the best signatures on the wiki. I mean, it did start the &mdash craze. Did it? {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 18:42, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== Winter Background ==

Could you please add <pre> body {
font-size: 10px;
font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;
background: #EBEBEB url(skins/monobook/headbg-snow.png) 0 0 repeat-x;
}
</pre> to MediaWiki:Monobook.css? Thanks. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 06:25, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:Oh right. I had a nagging feeling I had forgotten something. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:18, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

== HRFWiki:Template:Main Page/Fanstuff ==

What did that template look like? I created a temporary HRFWiki and need the Main Page/Fanstuff template to look like it did at the real HRFWiki. The URL for the temporary HRFWiki is http://homestar.referata.com. I also need a dump of all the templates and MediaWiki messages for it. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 00:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:I'm not going to provide that, sorry. You need to use a different logo and stop hotlinking our images. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::I removed your logo and images. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 01:22, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm still seeing the logo there. Yes, i cleared my cache. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:48, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Well, it was gone, but it looks like it's back. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.17|128.103.10.17]] 15:14, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Your logo and images are gone for reals this time. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 23:00, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

== Who's online ==

You guys need "WhosOnline", a special that can tell you whos online and what they are looking at. Can be used to quickly see when there is going to be spam. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 18:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

From my old fanstuff talk page:
<blockquote>
[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Recentchanges Check this out]

It's the recent changes page of The Mario Wiki. I made an account there, and I realized on the recent changes page, there's a little section for who's currently logged in. I figured I'd ask you if we could possibly make this a feature here. It would make things alot easier when trying to contact users and such. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 18:11, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
:[...] This would indeed be interesting, but people shouldn't have their identities exposed just because they're browsing. Part of what a lot of people like about reading a wiki is that you're not publicly logged unless you edit. And there's the thing: one should be able to tell who's online well enough just by looking at the recent changes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:25, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
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Or do you mean something that only sysops and/or developers could see? If so, we already have enough behind-the-scenes access to handle our relatively minor spam load. Thanks though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:50, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:I mean that only registered users can see, and from my knowledge of it, noone EVER uses it but me, for some reason on the other wikis I go on. It would just help alot. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 19:55, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, like I said last year, I don't think that information should be available to just anyone who happens to have an account. There's almost no reason (if any) to look over someone's shoulder if they're merely reading articles. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:03, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::However, it can help if they are about to troll. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 20:04, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::It would be nearly impossible to tell whether someone was about to vandalize based solely on what they're looking at. Even if it were possible, the vigilance required to make the extension effective would be prohibitively time-consuming. Considering the low volume of bad-faith edits we have to deal with and how easy it is to clean up pages after the fact, we simply don't have the need for an early-warning system. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:18, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey, something to bring your attention to ==

Adventure Classic Gaming recently had an interview with the Brothers Chaps and the designers of their episodic adventure game series at TellTale, not sure how you usually feature new content related to the brothers chaps but figured you might not have seen it yet, it isn't on the interviews page at least: [http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/interviews/439/] -MarkN
:It's actually on the SBCG4AP page, under Promotional Media. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 23:43, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

Thank you for deleting my fair-use-defying MacOrWinFinal.png image, Dot Com! — {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 18:31, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:No probalo. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:34, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sensitive to Bees ==

Thanks so much for agreeeing with my statements, It's dot com! I knew someone would believe me if I posted the edit there! The second video was just my proof to make sure there wouldn't be that much of a conflict, but if that's what made you believe me, I'm glad I made it! So thanks again!

-MarioMaster2008

P.S. Speaking of which, why did you think I went overboard trying to prove my point with the video?
:I wouldn't say so. People have gone [[Template talk:commentary|crazy before]] proving their point. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 06:12, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::Maybe so, but if you look on the [[Talk:Sensitive To Bees|talk page]] for the article in question, you'll see that It's Dot Com himself said I surpassed him in levels of proving my point. -MarioMaster2008
:::The above link to that template talk page has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I'm referring to people posting evidence they gather to try and answer a question of fact regarding something in one of the toons. I'm not saying I don't go overboard (my illustrations on [[Talk:car#Homestar's spinning buzzer|Homestar's spinning buzzer]] are just the latest example), but I think making a whole YouTube video trumps anything I've done. So far. By the way, MarioMaster, to sign your name, just type four tildes, like this: <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>, and the system will automatically insert your name and a timestamp, like this: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Oh, okay. I was wondering how to do that. Let's try it now. [[User:MarioMaster2008|MarioMaster2008]] 17:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== History category ==

Sorry, I didn't know we had a place to keep stuff around for historical reasons. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.37|132.183.138.37]] 21:51, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, if something was widely used in the past, but isn't anymore, then we put it in the [[:Category:HRWiki History|history category]] rather than delete it completely. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:21, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sandbox user subpages ==
Would it be possible for me to create a mini sand box as a sub page? {{User:Kid2255/sig}} 22:11, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:See [[HRWiki talk:User space#Sandboxes?]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:35, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

== Redirect pages ==

Hi there It's Dot Com, hope you don't mind me asking something. I was trying to create a redirect from [[Coach Z's 110 percent]] to [[Coach Z's 110%]], but it doesn't work as an actual redirect. How do you create a redirect page, and how is it different from a normal one? Thanks! {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:02, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:Note, it won't act like a redirect in the preview, you have to save it. And the syntax is "<nowiki>#REDIRECT [[Pagename]]</nowiki>". And this is probably the wrong place to ask this kind of question. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:05, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::Oh, so that's what happened, I only saw it in the preview. Sorry for bothering you, is there a better place for questions like that? {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:08, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::You can ask me on my talk page, i don't get annoyed by technical questions, but the best place is probably the talk for one of the help pages or something... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:11, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::::[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]] is actually the place we've set aside for questions. If a discussion needs to be on a more specific page, it can be referred to the other page from there. And it is true that a question on any central or highly visible public talk page will likely be answered. Similarly, while I'm not encouraging you to post on any one user's talk page, you could do worse than this one. It's watched by a good number of users, and I have a [[#The System Is Down|whole section]] of the page devoted to technical issues. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:58, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

== Blanking the sandbox ==
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Hey, um, are you trying to make fun of me?
That userbox, Um, NOT FREAKIN FUNNY!
If you need to tell me something, tell me in my Talk page.--[[User:Record307|Record307]]
:Strictly speaking, yes, I am making fun, but I'm not trying to be mean. I just think it's funny that you've blanked the sandbox {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?limit=50&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=Record307&namespace=4&year=2009&month=1 once a day every day for the past 11 days}} (except the 9th (when you did it twice) and the 15th (which you missed)). I myself blank the sandbox on occasion, but not like clockwork. Generally speaking, having a blank or non-blank sandbox makes no difference, and so I find it interesting that you've kept it up. But I'm just teasing, not trying to be offensive. :) (By the way, if it's not obvious, the icon there is a blank sandbox.) Cheers. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:42, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. Y'know what? I'm gonna use the userbox you made. Can you do me a favor? My userboxes scroll But they mess up my page. I want it to blend in with the pictures on my userpage. Can you do that for me? Thanks!---[[User:Record307|Record307]]
:I adjusted the width of your email box. Did that fix what you were talking about? Oh, by the way, to sign your name, just type four tildes, like this: <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>, and the system will automatically insert your name and a timestamp, like this: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:03, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much! See ya round![[User:Record307|Record307]] 15:26, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

== Forum account disabled ==

Why can't I log on? --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 15:57, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
:I deactivated your account at the request of a lot of people. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:05, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

== Hey It's dot com, how's it hanging? ==

I've been good, nearly done hiugh school, which leaves me to my first question:

I'll be leaving Homestar Runner wiki, temporarily, for school reasons. Anyhow, can someone you tell me where i can find a banner template to place on my wikipage saying I'll be off wiki for a while?

Thanks a bunch.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:Wow, Nikolce, long time no hear from. We don't really have a template for that kind of thing, but you can make a banner by taking some code from one of our other templates and putting it on your page. Then you can update the message to suit whatever you need it to say. I'm curious how long a while is (your last edit was last April, which is what I'd consider a while). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 11:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, April, man school's been taking my time man. As well as school, sometimes my internets gets capped, meaning it becomes slow, and when it comes to wikis, they don;t load up.

Thanks for the help again.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 12:33, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== MediaWiki 1.14 ==

According to the Wikitech mailing list, MediaWiki 1.14 has been released ([http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2009-February/041636.html link]). Just notifying you. :) {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 20:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Hremail 62

2009-01-27T04:16:29Z

The Goblin: /* Fun Facts */ I don't think that's a goof

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[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache at the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bechieve to Alieve" foundation in the first ever full-length [[Hremail]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar Runner's Bedroom]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 26, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug, and can be seen labeled "Soup, Not Coffee". The camera is zooming in on him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit. The desk is shown to have the label "This guy!" on the front of it, with an arrow pointing to Homestar. Homestar himself is smiling looking back and forth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter ''{Pulls out a sheet of paper that is rotated in landscape form.}'' comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">

Hello, Homestar.
 
 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Advancement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip?
 
 
Chuck, Rochester
</blockquote>

''{The email is read with a view of the sheet scrolling down as Homestar reads it. Homestar begins reading in a deep voice which gradually turns back into his normal voice as he continues. He says "Advancement" in a faux French accent, and doesn't read the signature.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar's desk. He does not have the letter anymore.}'' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a monochrome photo of a brick, 1950's-like building. While Homestar talks, the view continues to zoom out, eventually showing in a wooden frame.}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bechieve to Alieve" foundition, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange dresser.''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{The camera zooms in on it and angles; fanfare.}'' this drawer! ''{It zooms in and angles again with a dutch angle. After that there is a cut to a full view of Homestar, who has been to the left of the dresser the entire time of this scene.}'' Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar. He is squinting his eyes.}'' Is that the plural of student, studentia? ''{His eyes return to normal}'' Anyway, ''{Cut to the view of Homestar and dresser again}'' lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar bends over to the right and opens drawer and a cut to a top-view reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon smushed together in the bottom-left corner. The labels on the Crayons are combined, reading "Brellow". There are also various items such as a picture of Homestar, various stars, and a paper clip in the back of the drawer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! ''{Cut to Homestar.}'' First up on our tour, is this ''{Homestar takes out the brellow crown.}'' brellow crown! ''{Turns the crayon.}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. ''{Turns to the left.}'' Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a microfiche reader sitting on the desk.}''

'''ARTURO:''' {While he talks the screen flashes.}'' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{A scene of Homestar walking to Bubs' Concession Stand comes on screen from the bottom-right corner; the camera zooms in to video.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way from the other corner of the stand, holding a yellow crayon.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what ''really'' happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Dangit, purple wrench!

''{Concession stand shakes to the sound of a thump.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' ''{Turns to the left, he starts to look angry}'' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer at a close-up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it to the left of the screen. Throughout this part Homestar points his crayon to the drawings he brings up.}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow "zornet" on the right side of the screen, overlapping part of the toast drawing.}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro and the caption "SOL SOUL" in the center of the screen, overlapping them both. After he finishes, he throws all the papers and the brellow crayon.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Next item up for tour, is my collection of old Homestars! ''{Cut back to drawer, Homestar is picking up the variations of stars that appeared earlier.}'' They provide a unique cross section of my many facets!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner where the desk is partly visible; Holds up a star-shaped cloud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the ''{Homestar puts "Roundy" on the star on his shirt, and he tips his torso back.}'' popcorn lumper! ''{He drops Roundy and holds up a golden star bedazzled with jewels, with the glittery noises being heard.}'' This one's from my brief stint as ''{He puts an angry expression on his face.}'' supreme emperor! ''{Squints; puts it up to the star on his chest.}'' Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler. ''{Un-squints}'' And you won't believe ''{Drops jeweled star and brings up a crusty paper star.}'' why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, ''{Puts the crusty star over the star on his shirt.}'' four score!

''{Cut to Homestar from the "colonial days", with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen. He's wearing the tattered paper star, which is still just as tattered as in the previous scene, but lacking the stain.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{He mumbles while he finishes writing.}'' And with that, I am done ''{Waves quill pen in front of his face.}'' tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{Takes a bite out of it, some spills on his star. The camera zooms in on the star.}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner leaning over the drawer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan.}'' Not ours! ''{Close up of the photo.}'' I think it was some couple from Canadas! ''{Cut back to Homestar and the drawer.}'' Or, Cancun... nada. ''{He puts the photo on his chest. The camera begins to zoom-in on him.}'' Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! ''{Close-up.}'' Nothing like a little educache at the ''{Pops up at the camera.}'' foundache! ''{Sits back down.}'' It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, ''{He pops up at the camera again. He talks in a louder tone.}'' When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to close up on Arturo's screen; a [[postcard]] from Homestar Dinoland shows up. It consists of its logo at the top-left corner, with a silhouetted parking lot, as well wita silhouetted adult and child below. An angry dinosaur that has Homestar's hat is standing not too far from the parking lot.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{The dinosaur's mouth moves with his dialog throughout.}'' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the golden rhinestone star to see the product Homestar used to make it: the Scarfgirl Rhinestone Jazzler.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Arturo 9000]] is not a computer but a [[Wikipedia:Microform|microfiche reader]].
* "Sol" is both [[Spanish]] and Latin for "sun."

===Trivia===
*This toon was released after a 34 day release gap on the website.
*The oil coupon reads:
<blockquote style="border:dashed 2px #aaa;width:140px;text-align:center;">
$5.00 Off
 
'''FILTY''' '''oil filters''' 
Oil Filters or Lube
</blockquote>
* In the honeymoon picture, the picture of Homestar blinks.

===Goofs===
* When Homestar first holds up his Founding Father star, a small part of the pencil drawing on the front of it leaves where the star folds.
* Between the time that Homestar puts down the golden rhinestone star and when the scene changes, you can still click on the area where the star was and it will bring up the Easter Egg.

===Inside References===
* The concept of Homestar answering e-mails was first explored in [[email thunder]].
* Homestar called crayons "crowns" in [[coloring]].
* [[Scarfgirl]] was a magazine previously seen in [[secret identity]].
* Homestar pronounces "Cultural Advancement" in a faux [[French]] accent.
* Homestar was previously seen as a "founding father" in [[colonization]].
* Homestar called Strong Bad and The Cheat "young lovers" in [[road trip]].

===Real-World References===
* The "Jazzler" is based on the [[Wikipedia:Bedazzler|Bedazzler]], which has a similar function. Like the Jazzler, it also resembles a stapler.
* The origin of the brellow crown is a reference to the "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" commercials for [[Wikipedia:Reese's Peanut Butter Cups|Reese's Peanut Butter Cups]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail62.html|watch "Hremail 62"]]
*[[HR:hremail62.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 62"]]
*[[Forum:15048|forum thread re:Hremail 62]]

HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 1

2008-12-30T03:50:29Z

The Goblin: The featured article is in the third person

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In '''[[winter pool]]''', the 187th [[Strong Bad Email]], released on Monday, January 21, 2008, J.Hazard, IN, asks Strong Bad what he does with the [[Swimming Pool|pool]] during the winter. After [[Blatant Lies#Strong Bad Emails|lying]] about how they once used the pool, he says that this year, they will do something with it that is "way cooler and less pretend", using [[Homestar Runner]]'s payment for doing the [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|Fluffy Puff commercials]]: namely, a lifetime supply of gelatinous [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]. Strong Bad and some of the other Homestar characters fill the pool with the substance, turning it into a huge gelatinous vat, and they proceed to have fun with it, but the results are disastrous. This email introduces not only Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance to the website, but also its mascot, [[Gel-arshie|a gelatin version of Marshie]]. '''[[winter pool|(more...)]]''' {{watch|sbemail187.html}}

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2008-09-27T02:17:23Z

The Goblin: Balance main page

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====September 26, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..."
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: strong badian driveway
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: he's a whiffer!

====September 23, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[email thunder]] {{watch|sbemailtwohundred.html}}

====September 19, 2008====
*{{u|misc}} [[Page Load Error]] {{watch|sbemail200.html}}

====September 18, 2008====
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[hiding]]

====September 15, 2008====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Place ya bets!]] {{watch|sbemail199andahalf.html}}
*{{u|game}} [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]: [[Strong Badia the Free]] released
*{{u|game}} [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Total Cop Out|Total Cop Out]] {{linkbox|devblog/id-18|read|SBCG4AP}}

====September 11, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/ 10% Off Sale]

====September 10, 2008====
*{{u|game}} [[SBCG4AP]] gameplay video: [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer]] {{linkbox|videos/strongbadiathefreegameplay|watch|Telltale}}

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2008-09-23T01:27:40Z

The Goblin: Did you not see the comment above?

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====September 22, 2008====
*{{u|mp}} [[Main Page message]]: ''[[New Toon Soon|email soon]]''

====September 18, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Try and sound like Homestar too. I'll do it. *BURP!* Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: amazing cake topper
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: hideous pile strong bad
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[hiding]]

====September 15, 2008====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Place ya bets!]] {{watch|sbemail199andahalf.html}}
*{{u|game}} [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]: [[Strong Badia the Free]] released
*{{u|game}} [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Total Cop Out|Total Cop Out]] {{linkbox|devblog/id-18|read|SBCG4AP}}

====September 11, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/ 10% Off Sale]

====September 10, 2008====
*{{u|game}} [[SBCG4AP]] gameplay video: [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer]] {{linkbox|videos/strongbadiathefreegameplay|watch|Telltale}}

====September 8, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[being mean]] {{watch|sbemail199.html}}

====August 25, 2008====
*{{u|pupp}} [[Main Pages|Main Page]]: [[Main Page 25]] {{linkbox|main25.html|view}}

====August 18, 2008====
*{{u|pbtc}} [[Powered by The Cheat]]: [[Trudgemank]] {{watch|trudgemank.html}}

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Sbemail 200 Fakeout

2008-09-22T02:48:30Z

The Goblin: /* Explanations */ Is "even" really necessary here?

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[[Image:Page Load Error.png|250px|thumb|"Oh, no you don't!"]]
[[The Deleteheads]] camp out for [[Strong Bad Email]] 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Date:''' Friday, September 19, 2008

'''Title:''' Page Load Error
== Transcript ==
''{The scene starts out on a screen that resembles the "Address Not Found" screen of [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]. Strong Sad appears from the bottom of the frame, wearing a Deleteheads hat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{wags his finger}'' Oh, no you don't! The Deleteheads started—

''{The scene shifts to the right, revealing Strong Mad and The Cheat in their Deleteheads hats standing next to a tent and an ice chest.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —camping out for sbemail 200 weeks ago! ''{points with his thumb over his shoulder}'' Back of the line!

''{The scene shifts further right, revealing that they are the only ones there. A tumbleweed rolls behind them.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' But there's really no one else here yet, so ''{reappears from the bottom of the frame}'' you can get right behind us. We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.

''{Strong Sad gets right in the viewer's face, causing Strong Mad and The Cheat to jump.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Don't even think about eating any of our Sun Chips! I packed those special!

''{The scene shifts back to its original position. Clicking on the "Try Again" button will restart the toon.}''
== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Camping out while waiting in line is a real practice of fan clubs, usually done while waiting for a major event (i.e. a major movie release, major sporting event, or for certain products, such as video games).

=== Trivia ===
*The fake page load error reads:
<blockquote>
'''Address Not Found''' 
 
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? Did you grandma?
* Are you certain this domain name exists? Its registration may have expired.
* Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection, DNS server settings, and self before you riggidy-wreck yourself. 
* Is your computer protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing. Quit touching my stuff!
</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*[[Homsar]] and the [[Cinder Block]] are not with the rest of the Deleteheads.
*This toon uses the Firefox page error screen, although previous toons used the Internet Explorer 404 page, such as [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[The System is Down]].
*This toon, like [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], uses the URL 'sbemail200', meaning that the real 200th email will have an irregular URL like [[flashback]].
*Strong Sad claims to have been camping out for weeks, but on the monday before this toon could be found, the short [[Place ya Bets!]] had them betting on sbemail 200 in their normal meeting place.
*This page simulates [[wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'s error page, making this toon look awkward to users on other browsers.

=== Inside References ===
*Strong Sad previously camped out in the email [[rated]] with the same tent and cooler.
*The [[Sound Effects#wind|empty sound]] used when it is revealed that the Deleteheads are alone was also used in [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[The System is Down]].
*"Name That Inconsistency" likely refers to the occasional appearance of [[inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]].
*"Riggidy-wreck yourself" echoes [[Gunhaver]]'s revisionist catchphrase "riggidy-roll" from [[An Important Rap Song]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Sun Chips|Sun Chips]] is a brand of chips produced by Frito-Lay.

== See Also ==
* [[The System is Down]]
* [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
* [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
* [[Place ya bets!]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail200.html|watch "Page Load Error"]]
*[[HR:sbemail200.swf|view the Flash file for "Page Load Error"]]
*[[Forum:14738|forum thread re: "Page Load Error"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|sbemail200}}

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Sbemail 100 Fakeout

2008-09-22T02:33:15Z

The Goblin: /* Fast Forward */ add

<table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td>'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''</td><td align=right>
{{watch|sbemail100.html}}
</td></tr></table>
[[Image:sbemail100.png|thumb|"When are you gonna do one already?"]]

Strong Bad confronts the user with his/her snooping around the site. Homestar Runner adds to the hilarity.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Error Page]]

'''Date:''' March 16, 2004

'''Running time:''' 0:30

'''Page Title:''' Not the 100th Email!!!

== Explanation ==

The two weeks following [[different town]] were filled with much angst, as faithful [[Strong Bad Email]] fans woke up on those Monday mornings without a new Email. After being teased by [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], and [[Puppet Time]], many people were getting impatient waiting for [[flashback|the 100th Strong Bad Email]]. Several of these people went so far as to check the expected URL for the Email directly, in hopes that they could see the Email as soon as possible. The only way this could be done was to type "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html" into their address bar, since this address would follow the format used for the previous ninety-nine Emails. These users kept getting the usual [[404'd]] page, until about 2:20 a.m. (EST) on Tuesday, March 16, 2004, which was when they were greeted by '''Not the 100th Email!!!'''.

== Transcript ==

''{Scene opens to typical [[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer 6|Internet Explorer 6]] error message. The sound of the wind blowing can be heard.}''

''{Strong Bad walks on to the screen from the left to confront the viewer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I suppose you think you're ''{sways his hips}'' pretty clever, huh? Thought you would find something you weren't supposed to see yet? Well, it's not—

''{Homestar walks on from the right, interrupting Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, is this where the hundredth email is?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. Get outta here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When are you gonna do one already?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, just keep your pants on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pants? Hmm...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, chew on that one for a while... ''{mumbles as he walks off}'' Teach you to poke around in my HTML...

''{A handwritten sticky note, which is supposed to be a system alert message, is slapped onto the screen, that reads:}''

<div style="background:#E1E1E1; border:3px solid black; width:505px; margin-left: 2em; padding: 8px; font-weight: bolder">
<div style="background:#03C; color:white; border:3px solid black; padding:6px; font-size:125%">This is real.</div>
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; background: none"
| style="padding-bottom:10px; width:17%" | [[Image:Warning-gray.png]]
| style="width:80%; font-size:140%; text-align:center; padding:10px; line-height:120%" | System report:
|}
<div style="font-size:140%; text-align:center; border-top:2px solid black; padding-left:18px; padding-top:18px; padding-right:18px; padding-bottom:6px; line-height:120%">Keep your pants on. For real.</div>
<div style="border:3px solid black; margin: 0 auto; width: 135px; padding: 4px">
<div style="border:2px dashed black; text-align:center; font-size:135%; padding: 0px; width: 130px" class="noul blocklink"><div style="margin: -9px">ok</div></div>
</div>
</div>

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This is the first secret page on the site that is supposed to be found, but was never purposefully linked to at any time. However, for a short while, the links to Strong Bad E-mails on [[Broken Compy Menu]] were one lower than they should've been, so clicking on [[car]] brought you to Not the 100th Email!!!.

===Remarks===
*Since the file for this animation is named sbemail100.html, the [[flashback|actual hundredth email]]'s file name is sbemailahundred.html.

*If you use a Flash player that is able to show the number of frames in a file, you'll find that the total number of frames in this file is exactly ''four hundred four'' ([[Wikipedia:HTTP 404|404]]). (29 frames have been added in after the Flash file stops to bring it to this count.)
*The "This page cannot be found" page is for Internet Explorer 6, so other browser users won't really be "tricked".

===Inside References===
*The fake system report is from [[50 emails]]. Homestar put up a nearly identical one when he caused an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error]] on the [[Compy 386|Compy]].
*The wind-like [[sound effect]] at the beginning of the toon is from the sbemail [[ghosts]]. In the email, it plays shortly before and during when the little [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] appears on the [[Tandy 400]], and for a short time when it also shows up on the [[Compy 386]] screen. Both the background screen and sound effects were also used in [[The System is Down]].
*This is another reference to [[Homestar Runner's Pants]].

===Fast Forward===
The wind [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] is later used at the beginning of [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[Page Load Error]].

==See Also==
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[Place ya bets!]]
*[[Page Load Error]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail100.html|watch "Not the 100th Email!!!"]]
*[[HR:100th email.swf|view the Flash file for "Not the 100th Email!!!"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|sbemail100}}

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Sbemail 200 Fakeout

2008-09-22T02:31:45Z

The Goblin: /* Remarks */ Add remark

{{noname|the HTML page title, set to match the default Firefox error title}}
<table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td>'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''</td><td align=right>
{{watch|sbemail200.html}}
</td></tr></table>
[[Image:Page Load Error.png|250px|thumb|"Oh, no you don't!"]]
[[The Deleteheads]] camp out for [[Strong Bad Email]] 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Date:''' Friday, September 19, 2008

'''Title:''' Page Load Error
== Transcript ==
''{The scene starts out on a screen that resembles the "Address Not Found" screen of [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]. Strong Sad appears from the bottom of the frame, wearing a Deleteheads hat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{wags his finger}'' Oh, no you don't! The Deleteheads started—

''{The scene shifts to the right, revealing Strong Mad and The Cheat in their Deleteheads hats standing next to a tent and an ice chest.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —camping out for sbemail 200 weeks ago! ''{points with his thumb over his shoulder}'' Back of the line!

''{The scene shifts further right, revealing that they are the only ones there. A tumbleweed rolls behind them.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' But there's really no one else here yet, so ''{reappears from the bottom of the frame}'' you can get right behind us. We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.

''{Strong Sad gets right in the viewer's face, causing Strong Mad and The Cheat to jump.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Don't even think about eating any of our Sun Chips! I packed those special!

''{The scene shifts back to its original position. Clicking on the "Try Again" button will restart the toon.}''
== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Camping out while waiting in line is a real practice of fan clubs, usually done while waiting for a major event (i.e. a major movie release, major sporting event, or even for certain products, such as video games).

=== Trivia ===
*The fake page load error reads:
<blockquote>
'''Address Not Found''' 
 
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? Did you grandma?
* Are you certain this domain name exists? Its registration may have expired.
* Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection, DNS server settings, and self before you riggidy-wreck yourself. 
* Is your computer protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing. Quit touching my stuff!
</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*[[Homsar]] and the [[Cinder Block]] are not with the rest of the Deleteheads.
*This toon uses the Firefox page error screen, although previous toons used the Internet Explorer 404 page, such as [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[The System is Down]].
*This toon, like [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], uses the URL 'sbemail200', meaning that the real 200th email will have an irregular URL like [[flashback]].
*Strong Sad claims to have been camping out for weeks, but on the monday before this toon could be found, the short [[Place ya Bets!]] had them betting on sbemail 200 in their normal meeting place.
*This page simulates [[wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'s error page, making this toon look awkward to users on other browsers.

=== Inside References ===
*Strong Sad previously camped out in the email [[rated]] with the same tent and cooler.
*The [[Sound Effects#wind|empty sound]] used when it is revealed that the Deleteheads are alone was also used in [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[The System is Down]].
*"Name That Inconsistency" likely refers to the occasional appearance of [[inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]].
*"Riggidy-wreck yourself" echoes [[Gunhaver]]'s revisionist catchphrase "riggidy-roll" from [[An Important Rap Song]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Sun Chips|Sun Chips]] is a brand of chips produced by Frito-Lay.

== See Also ==
* [[The System is Down]]
* [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
* [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
* [[Place ya bets!]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail200.html|watch "Page Load Error"]]
*[[HR:sbemail200.swf|view the Flash file for "Page Load Error"]]
*[[Forum:14738|forum thread re: "Page Load Error"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|sbemail200}}

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

The Jolly Dumple

2008-09-16T03:16:08Z

The Goblin: Wikipedia link

[[Image:Jolly_Dumple.PNG|thumb|The Jolly Dumple]]

[[Image:qod dumple.png|left|GO DUMPLES!!]]'''The Jolly Dumple''' is the mascot for [[Crazy Go Nuts University]], and can be seen cheering on CGNU's Golf Club Team. He appears in the email [[mascot]], and on a (now discontinued) T-shirt. He could have been named The Jolly Dumpling, but [[Strong Bad]] was really hungry and tired at the time he created the mascot and couldn't think straight. He is played by [[Homestar Runner]].

In [[4 branches]], the Dumple appears in an example of Homestar doing stupid stuff in a college mascot costume, where Homestar makes the costume a tent, and tries to roast a juice box the way one would a marshmallow, making a point that he did not lock himself out of his own house. The Dumple costume is destroyed in a fiery explosion.

He appears to be a dumpling with two large hands forming "[[wikipedia:thumbs-up|thumbs-up]]" signs, with a drop of saliva flying out of his mouth, and wearing a tricorn hat. The costume is made of a [[Explosions|highly combustible]] material called [[polymascotfoamalate]].

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[mascot]]
*Email [[4 branches]]
*Email [[rough copy]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song!|Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)|Mirror:cgnu fightsong.mp3}}
|}

[[Category: Mascots|Jolly Dumple, The]]

The Ugly One

2008-09-16T03:03:49Z

The Goblin: Links

[[Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene]]
[[Image:The ugly one_color.png|thumb|right|150px|Ugly, and colorized!]]
==Biography==
'''The Ugly One''' (with the [[integral article]] "the") is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|eleventh issue]], Cheerleader refers to her (affectionately, one assumes) as "Uggs". Despite her [[Wikipedia:ugliness|ugliness]], suspect [[Wikipedia:hygiene|hygiene]] and [[Wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[lion]]'s mouth.

She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]], and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the [[Wikipedia:sand|sand]] rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|olda boys]].

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, and in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] she was first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree spontaneously combusted.

She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].

At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterman|Quarterman]].

===Remarks===

*She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
*She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.

[[Image:Modestly hot the ugly one.png|thumb|right|200px|The hotgly one!]]
===New Hotness===
For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did ''I'' draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could [[Making Out|make out]] with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "[[Sketchbook 2005|Hotgly One]]". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

===Pre-K Version===
[[Image:Kiddie_Ugly_One.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Boy or girl? We'll never tell.]]
In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.

==Title Card Descriptions==
* drill team! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* hygiene? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* psoriasis! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* actually crazy ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* prepaid lunch! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* three piece?!! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants to be cheerleader ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* boy or girl? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* listens to pinebark! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* parking deck? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* gnarly nursing home green ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* geiger counter! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* pink eye! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* plain yogurt/hour ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* like, mostly to secede? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*Arrows ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
*Being swooped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a vulture]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
*YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Sticking her head in sand and then being the perch of a giant bird ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being floor tommed, step-mommed, and [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter Egg)
*A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*"BAD JUJU!!" from the [[Arrow'd Guy]], putting nails through a voodoo doll in response to her voodoo doll resembling him ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
*Dangled off a hotel balcony, then dropped from said hotel balcony onto a bayonet tailgate party. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:The Ugly One Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake|Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3}}
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters|Ugly One, The]]

Place Ya Bets!

2008-09-16T01:03:11Z

The Goblin: Argh

{{toonnav|Shorts|sbemail199andahalf|The Next Epi-Snowed|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Sbemail199andahalf.png|thumb|HORSES!]]
[[The Deleteheads]] wager on SBEmail 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, September 15, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:30

'''Page Title:''' Hot Action? Big Numbers?

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{rhythmic clapping in background}'' Everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya. I mean ''{pats belly in time with clapping}'' I do.

''{clapping stops}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Please be seatèd, delete heads. ''{chair scoot noises as Strong Sad sits}'' Now let's get right down to it! Sbemail 200 wagers, place ya bets! Place ya bets! ''{Strong Sad pounds the table with his fist as he speaks}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The Cheat's got fifty bucks says the Lappy doesn't make it out of email 200 alive! Any takers? Any takers?

'''STRONG MAD:''' DOUBLE DOWN!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, hot money, hot money, big movers! ''{pounds table}'' Dan! We got a twenty percent chance this email's gonna be from a guy named Dan! Who wants in? ''{looks around quickly as he speaks}'' Anybody? Nobody? Hot action? Big numbers? No? Moving on! Homestar's got half a G on ''{looks at notebook}'' Strong Bad not making it out alive?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar quickly hides what appears to be a homemade bomb under the table}'' I dunno nothing about nothing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{standing in doorway, holding a crate labelled ''Last week's clams'' with a box labelled ''Cat noses'' on top of it}'' Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue about what you're talking about?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, gambling?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HORSES!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well I can tell you right now you're all way off! ''{walks away}'' Or I got fifty bucks that says you guys will continue to suck no matter what I do.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ominous music, Homestar pulls his homemade "bomb" out from under the table}'' We'll just see about that, old buddy, old pal. We'll just see. ''{zoom in on Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{music stops abruptly}'' Homestar, are those just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, um. Sorry guys I gotta catch this invisible secret elevator. ''{Homestar slowly lowers himself below the table, stopping before his hat disappears}'' Boooooo.

'''STRONG SAD:''' How much you wanna bet he stays down there all week?

''{The New Paper comes down, it reads ''Place your bets, people!''}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*Despite Strong Sad's claim of there being a 20% chance of the next emailer being named [[Dan]], only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a derivative thereof).

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is singing [[Everybody to the Limit]] in the intro to the meeting.
*[[The Deleteheads]] first appeared in [[fan club]].
*The Cheat predicts the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|death of the Lappy]].
*Homestar had half a [[G]] that Strong Bad doesn't make it through SBEmail 200 alive.
*Homestar appears to want to [[Death|kill]] Strong Bad.

== External links ==

*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch "Place ya bets!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.swf|view the Flash file for "Place ya bets!"]]

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Place Ya Bets!

2008-09-16T01:02:29Z

The Goblin: Add screenshot, and nav

{{toonnav|Shorts|sbemail199andahalf|The Next Epi-Snowed|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Sbemail199andahalf.png|thumb|HORSES!]]
[[The Deleteheads]] wager on SBEmail 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, September 15, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:30

'''Page Title:''' Hot Action? Big Numbers?

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{rhythmic clapping in background}'' Everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya. I mean ''{pats belly in time with clapping}'' I do.

''{clapping stops}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Please be seatèd, delete heads. ''{chair scoot noises as Strong Sad sits}'' Now let's get right down to it! Sbemail 200 wagers, place ya bets! Place ya bets! ''{Strong Sad pounds the table with his fist as he speaks}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The Cheat's got fifty bucks says the Lappy doesn't make it out of email 200 alive! Any takers? Any takers?

'''STRONG MAD:''' DOUBLE DOWN!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, hot money, hot money, big movers! ''{pounds table}'' Dan! We got a twenty percent chance this email's gonna be from a guy named Dan! Who wants in? ''{looks around quickly as he speaks}'' Anybody? Nobody? Hot action? Big numbers? No? Moving on! Homestar's got half a G on ''{looks at notebook}'' Strong Bad not making it out alive?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar quickly hides what appears to be a homemade bomb under the table}'' I dunno nothing about nothing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{standing in doorway, holding a crate labelled ''Last week's clams'' with a box labelled ''Cat noses'' on top of it}'' Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue about what you're talking about?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, gambling?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HORSES!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well I can tell you right now you're all way off! ''{walks away}'' Or I got fifty bucks that says you guys will continue to suck no matter what I do.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ominous music, Homestar pulls his homemade "bomb" out from under the table}'' We'll just see about that, old buddy, old pal. We'll just see. ''{zoom in on Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{music stops abruptly}'' Homestar, are those just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, um. Sorry guys I gotta catch this invisible secret elevator. ''{Homestar slowly lowers himself below the table, stopping before his hat disappears}'' Boooooo.

'''STRONG SAD:''' How much you wanna bet he stays down there all week?

''{The New Paper comes down, it reads ''Place your bets, people!''}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*Despite Strong Sad's claim of there being a 20% chance of the next emailer being named [[Dan]], only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a derivative thereof).

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is singing [[Everybody to the Limit]] in the intro to the meeting.
*[[The Deleteheads]] first appeared in [[fan club]].
*The Cheat predicts the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|death of the Lappy]].
*Homestar had half a [[G]] that Strong Bad doesn't make it through SBEmail 200 alive.
*Homestar appears to want to [[Death|kill]] Strong Bad.

== External links ==

*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch "Place ya bets!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.swf|view the Flash file for "Place ya bets!"]]

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

The Next Epi-Snowed

2008-09-16T01:02:03Z

The Goblin: New short

{{toonnav|Shorts|ccdo6|The Baloneyman|Place ya bets!}}
{{subtitlesLinks|ccdo6}}
[[Image:CheatCommando6.PNG|thumb|"Um... words... say. Talk?"]]

[[Crack Stuntman]] becomes uncooperative while recording for his next episode of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, [[Super Snowldier]], {{Film|Gunhaver}}, [[Crack Stuntman]], [[A. Chimendez]], {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]] ([[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]), [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Agent Chimendez]], [[Ripberger]], {{Film|Firebert}}, [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}} (Easter egg), [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Arctic Playset]], [[Recording Studio]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Blue Laser HQ (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, July 28, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Cheat Chimendez-O's

== Transcript ==
''{Open to a snowy landscape and military music, where Silent Rip and Fightgar are walking, silhouetted. The titles "JUST CHILL...TIL THE NEXT EPI-SNOWED" and "written by A. Chimendez" appear, then the Commandos appear close up, in front of a frost-covered building with a satellite dish.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{annoyed}'' How come we always get stuck patrolling the arctic playset?

'''SILENT RIP:''' Somebody's got to do it, Fightgar. ''{closeup}'' In the last week alone, Blue Laser's tried to control, blow up, and make super-soldiers out of snow.

''{Zoom out and pan left to Blue Laser, standing next to two large Cheat-shaped snowmen with the Blue Laser insignia on their chests.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' They're called super-''snowldiers'', thank you very much! And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily!

''{Gunhaver bursts from the left in a snowmobile, crushing one of the super-snowldiers.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry, Blue Laser! ''{closeup}'' Your evil plan is going snowhere!

''{Cut back to Blue Laser Commander, revealing two super-snowldiers and one pile of snow.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!

'''SILENT RIP:''' It's Gunhaver, in the new Cheat Command-snowbile!

''{"CHEAP AS FREE" appears in a balloon on the bottom-left, then disappears.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{confusedly}'' Um... words... say. Talk? ''{whispering}'' What's my line?

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{whispering}'' We should head back to base.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah, or more like we should head back to my cabin in Tahoe! ''{closeup}'' It's got a two-story hot tub, and an underwater fireplace!

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{voiceover}'' Cut, cut cut.

''{Cut to a recording booth, where Crack Stuntman faces A. Chimendez, who is in silhouette in the foreground.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' What was wrong with that, Chimendez?

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Mister Stuntman, while I'm unsure of the physical feasibility of an underwater fireplace, ''{Crack Stuntman scowls}'' I'm sure your home in Lake Tahoe is very lovely. But can we please just stick to the script?

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Well, why can't the cowboy one have a house in Tahoe too? He seems to be doing all right for himself.

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Once again, his name is Gunhaver, ''{Crack puts his finger up to his mouth}'' and he is a great military leader. He cares not for such things as hot tub.

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' What about massage chairs? Can he at least like massage chairs?

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Are you going to be difficult about this, Mister Stuntman?

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Yeah, I think this one's a deal-breaker.

''{A. Chimendez sighs. Cut to the arctic playset, where Gunhaver is sitting in a vibrating massage chair.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{distorted by the vibrating chair}'' Aaaah. Get 'em, boys!

''{A Blue Laser super-snowldier, now with a carrot nose, is holding Fightgar by the arm with one hand and Silent Rip down with the other. Blue laser beams fly overhead.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Er, Gunhaver, we could really use that gun of yours right about now.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry, it fell down between the cushions.

''{Cut to Cheat Commandos HQ, where Crackotage and Reynold are talking.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' I hope everything's going okay at the arctic playset.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{voiced by Crack Stuntman}'' I'm sure they're all just doin' fine. They fight Blue Laser all the time!

''{Crackotage and Reynold look at the screen over Chimendez's next line.}''

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{voiceover, annoyed}'' Those are not your character's lines!

''{Cut back to the recording booth.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' But I like the rhyming guy's lines better. ''{holds up a finger}'' I'm gonna do his voice now.

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Mister Stuntman, I refuse to—

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{crossing his arms}'' Deal-breaker.

''{A. Chimendez sighs. Cut back to Cheat Commandos HQ, where an adding machine says "ERROR!" and is releasing black smoke.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' I'm sorry my financial experiment backfired and switched you and Gunhaver's voices, Crackotage.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{voiced by Crack Stuntman, looking at the camera}'' Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{hesitantly}'' Um... are you talking to me?

''{Cut to Gunhaver on the snowmobile, moving through the arctic playset landscape accompanied by faint music.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{imitating racecar engine noises}'' Uhhhhhhhhh... eeuuuuuuuhhhh... uhhhhhhh.....

'''CRACK'S GIRLFRIEND:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crack, you said there'd be a cold-cut tray.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Hang on baby. ''{shouting offscreen, music scratches to a stop}'' Hey, where the cold cuts at?!

''{Cut back to the recording booth. There is a girl hanging on to Crack Stuntman's arm.}''

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{frustrated}'' Mister Stuntman, you cannot bring your girlfriend into the recording booth!

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Don't blow this—

''{Cut back to an annoyed Gunhaver, as Crack Stuntman continues to speak}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' —for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon!

''{Cut to a hot tub containing a shirtless Gunhaver, a female character in a Blue Laser costume with a scar and black and white hair, and Mrs. Commanderson. The arctic building now has a neon sign, reading "CASINO!".}''

'''NEW BAD GUY GIRL CHARACTER:''' Does this thing really have an underwater fireplace?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sure does, new bad guy girl character!

''{Far view of the hot tub. Agent Chimendez is seen to the right, dressed in fatigues and a hat, with A. Chimendez' hair and voice.}''

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' I am a new character too! Mister Gunhaver, If you will please step into this tiny box, ''{points to a gray box}'' I can almost guarantee that you will appear in the rest of this season's episodes!

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{now out of the hot tub, in a towel}'' Who are you?

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' Uh, my name is A...gent Chimendez. I'm an expanded universe character. Novelizations, read-along story books... ''{the book "Agent Chimendez: On Assignment!" and the story book "Guess Who? Agent Chimendez!" appear}'' Things like that.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Well, anyone who can guarantee I'll appear in the rest of this season's episodes is all right in my book! ''{jumps into the box, which closes}'' Whee!

''{Agent Chimendez throws a lock onto the hatch, grinning. Cut to the outside, then the interior of Cheat Commandos HQ, where Agent Chimendez stands among Ripberger, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Reynold and Crackotage.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Thanks again, Agent Chimendez! We couldn't have defeated Blue Laser's super-snowldiers without you!

''{Closeup on Reynold.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' It's too bad Gunhaver's on a secret mission to the moon for an undisclosed period of time, and that when he gets back his voice might have changed.

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{dismissively}'' Yes yes, quite unfortunate. Now, what do you say Cheat Commandos, let's rock, rock on! ''{rolling his r's}''

''{The Cheat Commandos Adventures title screen appears, with Agent Chimendez in place of Gunhaver. The podium reads "RRRRRROCK, RRRROCK ON!"}''

'''CHEAT COMMANDOS:''' Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-rock, ruh-ruh-ruh-rock on!

''{The Cheat Commandos theme plays, and the screen fades to black. Fade in to the recording booth, where there is a large sealed cardboard box.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{knocking from inside the box}'' Hello? Chimendez? I'm ready to record my lines for the rest of this season's episodes! Anyone? Man, this thing reminds me of the two-story box I've got at my place in Tahoe.

''{Danger music plays, followed by a fade to "THE END."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the E in "END" to see an extra scene of Crack Stuntman in the booth.
:'''CRACK STUNTMAN''': Anyone? Chimendez? Guy who does the bad guy's voice?
:''{Camera scrolls over to reveal a shriveled, pale-green, balding man with no shirt and bloodshot eyes.}''
:'''GUY WHO DOES THE BAD GUY'S VOICE''': Can I help you with something, Crack Stuntman?
:'''CRACK STUNTMAN''': Uuuuh... Never mind.
:''{Box scoots away from the Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice.}''
*At the end click on the period for a scene in Blue Laser's hideout.
:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER''': So, what do you think of the new girl?
:'''BLUE LASER MINION''': To be quite honest, she seems a bit overly concerned with cold cuts, sir.
:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER''': Cold cuts! Add that to the list!
:''{Camera scrolls over to a large pad of paper on an easel}''
:Things that ''might'' crush Cheat Commandos
:1. Dumb kids
:2. Tons of goo
:3. Corporate mumbo/jumbo
:4. Cold cuts!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The character of Agent Chimendez is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Author surrogate|author surrogate]].
*[[Wikipedia:Expanded Universe|Expanded Universe]] is a term used to refer to when a popular fiction franchise is treated in media beyond its original conception, for example, when [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] characters and mythology were developed in novels, games, and comics beyond the work created by [[Wikipedia:George Lucas|George Lucas]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cold cuts|Cold cuts]] is a U.S. term that refers to cheeses or precooked or cured meat, often sausages or meat loaves, that are sliced and usually served cold on sandwiches or on party trays.

===Remarks===
*Reynold mentions that [[Crackotage]] and [[Gunhaver]] switched voices, yet in the next scene, Gunhaver doesn't have Crackotage's voice.
*This is the first time that we see Gunhaver's eyes (which are usually hidden behind his sunglasses) or chest hair (which is usually hidden behind his jacket).
*Agent Chimendez and New Bad Guy Girl Character are the only two normally-sized Cheat Commandos characters whose figurines have not yet been seen.
*New Bad Guy Girl Character appears to be voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]]
*The sound quality has been increased, as the voices sound less muffled. However sound effects which were reused from previous toons, such as the sound used for The Cheat Command Snowbile, were not rerecorded.
*When Gunhaver is riding the Snowbile, the tread marks in the snow do not move.

===Goofs===
*In the [[Secret Pages XML Source|source file]] for the [[Random Toon]]s feature of the site, this toon uses the number 0 where a lowercase letter 'o' should be used. I.e. <code>ccd06.html</code> instead of <code>ccdo6.html</code>.
*In the beginning, when Silent Rip looks around to see The Blue Laser Commander, his buttons are on his right side but when he turns around, they are on his left.

===Inside References===
*This is the first time that [[Mrs. Commanderson]] has made an appearance in a Cheat Commandos cartoon.
*At the end of the toon, Crack Stuntman is put inside a [[cardboard box]]

===Real-World References===
*The appearance of the "New Bad Guy Girl Character" is based on the GI Joe character [http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/baroness.html Baroness].
*The title of the Cheat Commandos episode itself is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Dr. Dre|Dr. Dre]] song, "[[Wikipedia:Nuthin' but a "G" Thang|Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang]]" (specifically, the lyrics "So just chill, til the next episode").
*The concept of Gunhaver disappearing off-screen and his fate being explained through exposition is a possible reference to [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: The Movie|G.I. Joe: The Movie]] in which the Joe's leader, Duke, is explained to going into a coma off-screen when the original script called for him to die (changed when backlash erupted with Optimus Prime in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|1986 Transformers Film]]).

== External Links ==
*[[HR:ccdo6.html|watch "The Next Epi-Snowed"]]
*[[HR:ccdo6.swf|view the Flash file for "The Next Epi-Snowed"]]
*[[Forum:14612|forum thread re: "The Next Epi-Snowed"]]

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