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Secret Pages

2009-05-30T21:45:39Z

The Inker: undid revision 652236;

A '''secret page''' is a page from [[homestarrunner.com]] that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

'''Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.'''

== Toons ==

These are [[Toons]] or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Toons removed from the website
|-
| [[Image:mm ls.png|100px]] || '''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]''' || [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] steal the star from [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt in order to force Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. It is included in [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].|| [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|100px]] || '''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' || Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and [[Bubs]] enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. [[Strong Libs]] are available for play during the loading time. It is included in [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]. || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:If I Ran the Camera.PNG|100px]] || '''[[If I Ran the Camera]]''' || A poem written by [[Karen Wagner]] as a father's day present to [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman (Grandpa)]]. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once [[The Brothers Chaps]] realized that fans had found it. It features a [[little girl]] named Astrid Renee and [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Grandpa Chapman]]. || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:Superbrave.jpg|100px]] || '''[[Super Brave!!]]''' || A [[homestarrunner.com]] update for February 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On February 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". || [[Mirror:superbrave.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror) [[Mirror:thesekidsrule.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:limozeenecard.jpg|100px]] ||'''[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]''' || [[Limozeen]] Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]] logo. It is a bonus feature on [[Everything Else Volume 3]]. ||[[HR:zeen_ecard.swf|View the Flash file]] (loading screen only) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen.html Watch the toon] (mirror) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen_ecard_loader.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
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| [[Image:twinkie.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' || This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an [[Easter eggs|Easter egg]] at [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] DVD. || [[Mirror:egg.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:egg.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Secret toons still on the website
|-
| [[Image:Happy T.png|100px]] || '''[[Happy T!]]''' || A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. || [[HR:happyt.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:TruckaSideways.png|100px]] || '''[[Field Day Intro]]''' || This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It is an Easter egg on [[Everything Else Volume 3]]. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html". || [[HR:fieldday.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:fieldday.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:sbemail100.png|100px]] || '''[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]''' || This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the [[flashback|100th]] [[Strong Bad Email]] before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html || [[HR:sbemail100.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:100th_email.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Missing Lappy.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Lappynapped!]]''' || This toon was released between [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] as part of the [[Lappy 486#Lappy-napping|Lappy-napping saga]], but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the [[Main Page Messages|"What's New" bubble]]. || [[HR:lappynapped.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:lappynapped.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|100px]] || '''[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]''' || This toon was released to the [[Store]] on February 29, 2008 to celebrate [[Senor Cardgage]] losing the competition for the most non-sequitur character. The toon was removed when the shirts page was redesigned on May 22, 2008. || [[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Page Load Error.png|100px]] || '''[[Page Load Error]]''' || Similar to the above example, trying to access [[email thunder|Email 200]] by typing in www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail200.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html links here. || [[HR:sbemail200.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:sbemail200.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100px]] || '''[[Hremail 49]]''' || An "[[Hremails|email]]" referenced by Homestar in [[email thunder]]. || [[HR:hremail49.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:hremail49.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100px]] || '''[[Hremail 24]]''' || An email mentioned by Homestar in Hremail 49. || [[HR:hremail24.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:hremail24.swf|View the Flash file]]
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|[[Image:BotBTrailer.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Baddest Of The Bands Promo Spot]]''' || Promotional toon made for [[Baddest Of The Bands]]. ||[[HR:botb.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:botb_f8.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Unfinished toons
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| [[Image:strongbadwithnomouthfromthesingalong.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Sing Along]]''' || An unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]]. || [[HR:singalong.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Needlepoint.png|100px]] || '''[[Needlepoint]]''' || A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in [[property of ones]]. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in [[The Field]]. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. || [[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Easter egg toon.png|100px]] || '''[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]''' || Once linked through a [[main page message]] reading "[[from work|email]] soon," this unfinished special features Easter [[Eggs]] designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. || [[HR:eggs.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:eggs.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Alternate versions of toons
|-
| [[Image:Secret Answering Machine.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan's Answering Machine''' || This is just [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]]. || [[HR:answer.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:answer.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| || '''[[The King of Town DVD Commentary#Secret Commentary|The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary]]''' || This is a secret version of [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|Strong Bad's Commentary]] for the [[The King of Town DVD]] without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. || [[HR:sb_kingcomment.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Yellodellowdeleted.png|100px]] || '''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene]]''' || This is the scene from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:dellocut_2.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:sbemail46.PNG|100px]] || '''Old "[[your friends]]"''' || This is an alternate version of the email [[your friends]]. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV [[Strong Mad]] is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at [[Strong Sad]]'s scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in [[Marzipan]]'s scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in [[Homsar]]'s scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
|| [[HR:sbemail46.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Unfinished Interview.PNG|100px]] || '''Metro.pop Interview''' || An unfinished version of the short [[The Interview]]. Among other differences between it and the final, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths in the second half, Homestar doesn't take out his shopping list or his pen and notebook, Strong Sad doesn't say "En guarde?", and Strong Bad's last line is "Thank you for your time" as opposed to "Get out of my face". Once the cartoon is over, it repeats instead of having an ending screen like all the other Toons. || [[HR:interview2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:interview2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Games ==


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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old games removed from the games menu.
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| [[Image:Litebrite3.PNG|100px]] || '''Lite Brite''' || An older version of the [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. It used to be accessible from the [[Museum]], but it was updated when moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:litebrite3.html|Play the game]] [[HR:litebrite3.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Kickinggame.png|100px|Taryn getting kicked]] || '''Taryn Game''' || A [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered-by-The-Cheat-style]] kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to. || [[HR:taryngame.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:kickthecheat.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Kick The Cheat]]''' || Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] into the brick wall. || [[HR:kickcheat.html|Play the game]] [[HR:kickcheat09.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Old Navigation ==

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Toons Menus
|-
| || '''[[Oldest Toons Menu]]''' || A very old toons menu, possibly even older than the Lava Lamp menu. || [[HR:toonsold.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:lavalamptoons.png|100px]] || '''[[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]]''' || An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only [[Single-Button Remote Control|1 button.]] || [[HR:toonsold.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Newer Telebision Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Telebision Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a ''back'' button, descriptions and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "[[The Reddest Radish]]"|| [[HR:newtoons.html|View the menu]] [[HR:newtoons2.swf|View the Flash file]] [[HR:newtoons.swf|View the Flash file of the earlier version]]
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| [[Image:Chinese Food Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu. || [[HR:chinesefood.html|View the menu]] [[HR:chinesefood.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Old Remote Toons Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old Remote [[TV Time Toons Menu]]''' || The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] before the remote was updated to have [[Puppet Stuff]] and [[Powered by The Cheat]], which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || [[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|View the menu]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Games Menus
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| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| || '''Old games page''' || An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the menu]]
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| [[Image:originalhandheldmenu.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Handheld Games Menu#Original Handheld Games Menu|Original Handheld Games Menu]]''' || The original version of the [[Handheld Games Menu]], it was upgraded when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] was released. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.html View the menu] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Strong Bad Email Menus
|-
|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the menu] (mirror) [[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" This is one of the pages that uses the pop up menu. || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. Since it does not include any actual links to the emails made before that point, they most likely turned into Secret Pages while this menu was displayed. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the menu]] [[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]]. || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]] [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Main Pages
|-
| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads & the museum (H*R Button) actually work. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Character Pages
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|100px]] || '''[[Character Cards]]''' || This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]], who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] and [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]], who were later rejected. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/cards.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || An old characters page, created circa [[The Luau]]. [[Homsar]] is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|View the menu]] [[HR:yearbook.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Store Menu
|-
| [[Image:store screenshot.png|100px]] || '''[[Flash Store]]''' || A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current [[Store]] around 2005. It includes links to the [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Promo]], which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either. || [[HR:store_new04.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC id="Old Intros"
! colspan=4 | Old Intros
|-
| [[Image:intro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro]] Duplicate''' || A duplicate of the current [[Intro]], though it is 2 bytes larger in filesize. The reason for the slight difference in filesize is unknown. || [[HR:newintro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ev ev.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro 2]]''' || Despite the name, this intro is actually the third intro, made between the [[Old Intro 2|second]] and [[Intro|fourth intros]]. || [[HR:intro2.html|Watch "Intro 2"]] [[HR:intro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ween intro screenshot.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Ween Intro]]''' || The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to [[Main Page 7|Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail"]]. || [[HR:weenintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
|-
| [[Image:flagintro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Flag Intro]]''' || An intro featuring Homestar (in his old drawing style) and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, [[Main Page 12]], the Fourth of July main page, is displayed. || [[HR:flagintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
|-id="Old H*R Loading Screen"
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. A parody of the opening to "[[Alfred Hitchcock]] Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old 404 Page
|-
| <center>[[Image:Strong Bad Error.png|100px]]</center> || '''[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]]''' || The error page that was used before [[404'd]]. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the [[Email]] page, [[HR:sberror.jpg|the stylized Strong Bad face]] from the old error page can be seen. || [[HR:errorpage.html|view the error page]]
|}

== Other Animations ==

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Other Animations
|-id="Matt_Cake"
| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || '''Matt Cake''' || A [[:Image:MattChapmanwithlittlegirl.jpg|photo]] of [[Matt Chapman]] holding [[Little Girl|his niece]], that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) [[Karen Wagner]]'s birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Dennis Franz]] overlapping Matt's face. The cake appears to say "PATZ" on it. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the Flash file for Matt Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the Flash file for Tire Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "[[Lowercase i's|i]] am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the Flash file for SB Sign]]
|-
| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
|-
| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween Costumes 2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing the "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || The logo for the site's old guestbook page. Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any [[swears]], because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween 2007 teaser.png|100px]] || '''Halloween Teasers''' || Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following [[Halloween]] special. Note that Strong Bad is always replaced with a science fiction character, and something related to the previous year's special will appear after a few seconds. || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|Watch "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween07_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|Watch "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]]
|-
| [[Image:Trogdor_Intro.png|100px]] || '''Trogdor Index Page''' || For the week of Trogday 2008 this was the index page for the website. || [[HR:fivedor.swf|View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page]]
|-
| [[Image:limolive.png|100px]] || '''Limozeen Live Advertisement''' || An ad for a 2008 [[Limozeen]] concert. Also links to [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|View the ad]] [[HR:limolive.swf|View the Flash file for the ad]]
|}

== Downloads ==

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! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Downloads
|-
| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || [[Printable]] stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|View the Punkin Stencils]] [[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|View the Flash file]] [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|View 2004's Stencils]] (mirror) [[HR:ween_stencils.swf|View 2005's Stencils]]
|-
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
|-
| [[Image:Hstartheme.png|100px|Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] || '''[[Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. || [[HR:hstheme.html|View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] [[HR:hstheme.ZIP|Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]] [[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar Runner Face Screen Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
|-id="smposse"
| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. According to the [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Late Nite JengaJam Interview]], actual stickers were ordered by Mike from stickerguy.com in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]] [[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
|-
| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-
| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || An old wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-
| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-
| [[Image:Hspapercraft.png|100px]] || '''Papercraft Homestar''' || A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by [[User:20eric06|Eric]], originally found by clicking on [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-25|papercraft homestar]] when it was on the site as the [[Weekly Fanstuff]]. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to. ||[[HR:hspapercraft.png|View template]]
|-
| [[Image:Support the municipality desktop.PNG|100px]] || '''Support [[the Municipality]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on March 16, 2006. || [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:TrogdorWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Trogdor]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 14, 2008. || [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:PoopsmithWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Poopsmith]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 28, 2008. Earlier that year, it was used as a [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]]. || [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_d.jpg|1602×1200]]
|}

== Music ==

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''Because, It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because, It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalia (song)|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-id="Poop Smoke"
| '''Poop Smoke''' || A mashup including [[Poot-Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
|}

== Images ==
Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-

| [[Image:Calibos.gif]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|view calibosgif]]
|-

| [[Image:Dennises.gif]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named [[Dennis]]. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|view dennises.gif]]
|-

| [[Image:Franzer.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis Franz''' || An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. According to the [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Late Nite JengaJam Interview]], this was Matt Chapman's avatar on the [[Message Bored]]. || [[HR:franzer.gif|view the GIF of Dennis Franz]]
|-

| [[Image:Joker.jpg|75px]] || '''Joker''' || A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || [[HR:joker.jpg|view joker.jpg]]
|-

| [[Image:Polaris.gif]] || '''Happily Deranged''' || Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." || [[HR:polaris.gif|view Happily Derranged]]
|-

| [[Image:Coolbot.gif]] || '''Coolbot''' || Appears to be a line drawing of the [[Visor Robot]]. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:coolbot.gif|view coolbot.gif]]
|-

| <center>[[Image:Gridback.gif]]</center>|| '''Grid Back''' || The background image used for the grid in the background of the Coolest Stuff Ever banner || [[HR:gridback.gif|view gridback.gif]]
|-

| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|view cooltitle.gif]]
|-
| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' || Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. || [[HR:waffleshirt.swf|view the shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com] '''does''' exist. || [[HR:coolest.html|view Coolest Stuff Ever]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Pom Pom]]. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|view Pom Pom Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Hsglossy.png|100px]] || '''Homestar Runner Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. || [[HR:hsglossy.swf|view Homestar Runner Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Glossy_Strong_Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Strong Bad]]. Rarely used for "autographs." || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|view Strong Bad Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|view Marzipan Shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:everybodyknowsiteasteregg1.jpeg|100px]] || '''[[Everybody Knows It]] Production Photos''' || Three behind-the-scenes images of the first [[Puppet Stuff]] video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. || [[HR:puppet1.jpg|view first image]] [[HR:puppet2.jpg|view second image]] [[HR:puppet3.jpg|view third image]]
|-
| [[Image:Oldpodstarrunnerbackground.png|100px]] || '''Podstar Runner background''' || The background used for the [[Podstar Runner]] menu from 2006 to 2007. || [[Podstar:podcast_bkgrd.jpg|view the background]]
|-
| [[Image:HRCrayon.png|100px]] || '''Crayon Drawing''' || Homestar Runner colored with crayon. ||[[HR:hs_crayon3.jpg|view the large size image]] [[HR:hs_crayon2.jpg|view the medium size image]] [[HR:hs_crayon1.jpg|view the small size image]]
|}

== Other ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| <center>[[Image:This is strongbad.png|100px]]</center> || '''Strong Bad Default''' || A page saying "this is strongbad" || [[HR:default.htm|view Page]]
|-
| <center> [[Image:Homestarstamp.PNG]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Site Components]]
*[[Easter eggs]]

[[Category:Secret Pages|*]][[Category:Lists]][[Category:Downloads]][[Category:Fan Material]]

User talk:The Inker

2009-05-30T21:44:00Z

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Items

2009-05-30T21:41:22Z

The Inker: undid revision 652222;

Here is a gallery of '''items''' seen and/or used by the [[characters]]. Some are used frequently while others are seldom seen.

== Clothing ==
<gallery>
Image:AirCardgage.png|<center>'''[[Air Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:blue ones.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blue Ones]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail82.png|<center>'''[[Berets]]'''</center>
Image:bowler derby.PNG|<center>'''[[Bowler Hats]]'''</center>
Image:s capitain hat.png|<center>'''[[Captain's Hat]]'''</center>
Image:Shades.png|<center>'''[[Cool Shades]]'''</center>
Image:littlestrongbaddirtiestdiapey.png|<center>'''[[Diapers]]'''</center>
Image:DuckieShirtHomestar.png|<center>'''[[Duckie Shirt]]'''</center>
Image:pinner marshmallows.PNG|<center>'''[[Eyepatches]]'''</center>
Image:Gross old wig.png|<center>'''[[Gross Old Wig]]'''</center>
Image:FairstivalCostumes.PNG|<center>'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:Kotseatshirt.PNG|<center>'''[[Headbands]]'''</center>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner#Homestar's Clothing|Homestar Runner's Clothing]]'''</center>
Image:homestardukes.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes]]'''</center>
Image:homestarpants.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Pants]]'''</center>
Image:HRwearingbunnyslippers.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear]]'''</center>
Image:Dolph Haudhagen The Instruct-TOR.PNG|<center>'''[[Horned Helmet]]'''</center>
Image:Lotionman.PNG|<center>'''[[Lotionman]]'''</center>
Image:Strongs Decemberween card.png|<center>'''[[Other Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:Ovenmitts.PNG|<center>'''[[Oven Mitts]]'''</center>
Image:You Reek-a Shirt.PNG|<center>'''[[T-Shirts]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar Trenchcoat.PNG|<center>'''Trench Coats'''</center>
Image:Homely boy brand huge tube socks.PNG|<center>'''[[Tube Socks]]'''</center>
Image:USA underwear.PNG|<center>'''[[Underwear]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Computers ==
=== Strong Bad's Computers ===
The computers [[Strong Bad]] has used for his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], and some more obscure ones.
<gallery>
Image:sbemail1.PNG|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail119.PNG|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:block computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Block]]'''</center>
Image:Corpy NT6.png|<center>'''[[Corpy NT6]]'''</center>
Image:ZappyXT6.png|<center>'''[[Zappy XT6]]'''</center>
Image:Terminal D6.png|<center>'''[[Terminal D6]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Computers ===
<gallery>
Image:Blue Laser Supercomputer.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Supercomputer]]'''</center>
Image:Box Computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Computer]]'''</center>
Image:Datum Center.PNG|<center>'''[[Datum Center Computers]]'''</center>
Image:pompilot.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pilot]]'''</center>
Image:tangerine dreams.PNG|<center>'''[[Tangerine Dreams]]'''</center>
Image:New iMac.png|<center>'''[[Monosodium Dreams]]'''</center>
Image:sfd.png|<center>'''[[The Screen]]'''</center>
Image:Happy8600.png|<center>'''[[Happy 8600]]'''</center>
Image:Snacky.png|<center>'''[[Snacky 186]]'''</center>
Image:Arturo 9000.PNG|<center>'''[[Arturo 9000]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Food/Drinks ==

=== Fluffy Puff ===
<gallery>
Image:fluffy puff air-puffed sugar delights.PNG|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights|Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]'''</center>
Image:Fluffy Puff Bitesize Nibblers.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers|Bite-Size Nibblers]]'''</center>
Image:fluffypuffmalloweens.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Malloweens|Malloweens]]'''</center>
Image:fpmarsh.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmallows]]'''</center>
Image:fp mayo.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Mayo]]'''</center>
Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]'''
</gallery>

=== Other Foods ===
<gallery>
Image:Bacon pic.png|<center>'''[[Bacon]]'''</center>
Image:breadsingalong.png|<center>'''[[Bread]]'''</center>
Image:bronco t.PNG|<center>'''[[Bronco Trolleys]]'''</center>
Image:Thick_N_Nasty.PNG |<center>'''[[Burgers]]'''</center>
Image:50cake.PNG|<center>'''[[Cake]]'''</center>
Image:TheCheatCakes.png|<center>'''[[The Cheatcakes|Cheatcakes]]'''</center>
Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|<center>'''[[Chocolate]]'''</center>
Image:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|<center>'''[[Coffee]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail39.PNG|<center>'''[[Cold One]]s'''
Image:ryansterrit and sb.JPG|<center>'''[[Croissants]]'''</center>
Image:Stuffinged Ham and Gravied Yams.png|<center>'''[[Decemberween Food]]'''</center>
Image:French Fries.png|<center>'''[[French Fries]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:PBTC Grumblecake.png|<center>'''[[Grumblecakes]]'''</center>
Image:Ham.png|<center>'''[[Ham]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbad actionfigure.png|<center>'''[[Hotcakes]]'''</center>
Image:homestar ice cream.jpg|<center>'''[[Ice Cream]]'''</center>
Image:Armystyle.png|<center>'''[[Mayonnaise]]'''</center>
Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG|<center>'''[[Melonade]]'''</center>
Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Foods]]'''</center>
Image:Mountain Dew.png|<center>'''[[Mountain Dew]]'''</center>
Image:Blueberry_Muffin.png|<center>'''[[Muffins]]'''</center>
Image:pastasalad.png|<center>'''[[Pasta Salad]]'''</center>
Image:Pea-Buried.PNG|<center>'''[[Peas]]'''</center>
Image:bluelazerpizza.PNG|<center>'''[[Pizza]]'''</center>
Image:Potate bag.png|<center>'''[[Potate]]'''</center>
Image:Potatoes.png|<center>'''[[Potatoes]]'''</center>
Image:Steak.PNG|<center>'''[[Steak]]'''</center>
Image:Swiss Cake Rolls.PNG|<center>'''[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]'''</center>
Image:awpotatoes.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Food]]'''</center>

</gallery>

== Instruments ==
<gallery>
Image:Bubs with Keytar.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's keytar]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar floor tom.PNG|<center>'''[[Instruments|Homestar's Floor Tom]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:Ukulele and Poetry.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Ukulele]]'''</center>
Image:SMBass.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Bass]]'''</center>
Image:ssguitar.png|<center>'''[[Instruments|Strong Sad's Guitar]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Violin]]'''</center>
Image:Cheatdrum.PNG|<center>'''[[Characters' Instruments#The Cheat's Instruments|The Cheat's Drums]]</center>
Image:cheat keyboard.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's keyboard]]'''</center>
Image:Worshboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Washboard]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Toys ==
<gallery>
Image:Aunt gert doll.PNG|<center>'''[[Aunt Gert]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Gooblies Pet Lobster.PNG|<center>'''[[Gooblies]]'''</center>
Image:grabbo arm.png|<center>'''[[Grabbo Arm]]'''</center>
Image:Lord Quackingstick.PNG|<center>'''[[Lord Quackingstick]]'''</center>
Image:donkis.png|<center>'''[[Poodonkis]]'''</center>
Image:Santaman.png|<center>'''[[Santaman]]</center>
Image:Sbrocket.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Rocket]]</center>
Image:Thedenzel.png|<center>'''[[The Denzel]]'''</center>
Image:Tony Stony 2.png|<center>'''[[Tony Stony]]'''</center>
Image:Glow Stick.PNG|<center>'''[[Glow Sticks]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Media ==

=== Books ===
<gallery>
Image:BooksinRampageEmail.PNG|<center>'''[[Authorless Books]]'''</center>
Image:Beverlybooks.png|<center>'''Books authored by [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]]'''</center>
Image:worldly record book.png|<center>'''[[Count Longardeaux's Book]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail84.png|<center>'''[[kids' book|Everyone is Different]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen coloringbook.png|<center>'''[[Limozeen Coloring Book]]'''</center>
Image:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png|<center>'''[[Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]]'''</center>
Image:Comeback.PNG|<center>'''[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail146.png|<center>'''Strong Bad [[pop-up]] book'''</center>
Image:That Time of Year.png|<center>'''[[That Time of Year]]'''</center>
Image:Fishwasdelish.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]]'''</center>
Image:lemcover.jpg|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]'''</center>
Image:TTOM One.PNG|<center>'''How to play [[Three-to-One Marny]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Magazines ===
<gallery>
Image:Fretmagic magazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Fretmagic]]'''</center>
Image:huskyheadedboysback2school.PNG|<center>'''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]'''</center>
Image:nerdularnerdence.png|<center>'''[[Nerdular Nerdence]]'''</center>
Image:Scarfgirl.PNG|<center>'''[[Scarfgirl]]'''</center>
Image:Hundredaire Socialite.png|<center>'''[[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite]]'''</center>
Image:stupidcoincidencemagazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|<center>'''[[TV Time]]'''</center>
Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|<center>'''Have Edge Times Magazine'''</center>
</gallery>

== Music Players ==
<gallery>
Image:boom box.png|<center>'''[[booOOMbox]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar clock radio.png|<center>'''[[Clock Radio]]'''</center>
Image:djcheatequipment.png|<center>'''[[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment]]'''</center>
Image:ghettoblastro.png|<center>'''[[Ghetto Blastro]]'''</center>
Image:FlashbackJamBox.PNG|<center>'''[[Jam Box]]'''</center>
Image:Old Timey Radio.png|<center>'''[[Old Timey Radio]]'''</center>
Image:Ray-Jo.png|<center>'''[[Ray-Jo]]'''</center>
Image:Seedees.PNG|<center>'''[[SeeDees]]'''</center>
Image:Sports Use.png|<center>'''[[Sports Use]]'''</center>
Image:strongsads ipod screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's iPod]]'''</center>
Image:StrongSadTapePlayer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Tape Player]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen vs Sloshy.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Record Player]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Other Electronics ==
<gallery>
Image:atm.png|<center>'''[[ATM]]'''</center>
Image:TheBlender.PNG|<center>'''[[Blender]]'''</center>
Image:Video Camera.PNG|<center>'''[[Cameras]]'''</center>
Image:cellphone.png|<center>'''[[Cell Phones|Cell Phone]]'''</center>
Image:Cow Lamp.PNG|<center>'''[[Cow Lamp]]'''</center>
Image:fiendish freddys.png|<center>'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:FunMachine.PNG|<center>'''[[FunMachine]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape-Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:homestarclock.png|<center>'''[[Homestar's Clock]]'''</center>
Image:lectric boots2.png|<center>'''[['Lectric Boots]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:Old Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[Answering Machine|Old-tech Answering Machine]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[PhoneTime XL8]]'''</center>
Image:Telebision Remote.PNG|<center>'''[[Remote Control]]'''</center>
Image:Smoke Detector.png|<center>'''[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Smoke Detector]]'''</center>
Image:Telegraph.PNG|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:Taranchlua Metal Detector.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]'''</center>
Image:teebee.PNG|<center>'''[[TeeBee]]'''</center>
Image:teebee remote.PNG|<center>'''TeeBee Remote'''</center>
Image:Caleb Rentpayer.png|<center>'''[[Telebision]]'''</center>
Image:KoT Typing.PNG|<center>'''[[Typing Tutor Turbo]]'''</center>
Image:VCR.PNG|<center>'''[[The VCR]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Power Tools ==
<gallery>
Image:Strong Mad Chainsaw.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Chainsaw|Chainsaw]]'''</center>
Image:Compress-OR.png|<center>'''[[CompressOR]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Drill|Drill]]'''</center>
Image:Jack Hamma.PNG|<center>'''[[Jack Hamma!]]'''</center>
Image:111cheatsolderingiron.png|<center>'''[[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's soldering iron|The Cheat's soldering iron]]'''</center>

</gallery>

== Products ==
<gallery>
Image:Ab-Abber 2000.png|<center>'''[[Ab-Abber 2000]]'''</center>
Image:Cloitsterizer.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cloitsterizer]]'''</center>
Image:C'mon It's FOG!.PNG|<center>'''[[C'mon! It's FOG!]]'''</center>
Image:Ethicalchick'nbeaks.PNG|<center>'''[[Ethical Chick'n Beaks]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:r Menu.PNG|<center>'''[[Grout Clean'r]]'''</center>
Image:hamburger shampoo.png|<center>'''[[Hamburger Shampoo]]'''</center>
Image:Jimmyshobbykit.PNG|<center>'''[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]'''</center>
Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|<center>'''[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]'''</center>
Image:pencil moistener.png|<center>'''[[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]]'''</center>
Image:Listerine item.png|<center>'''[[Listerine]]'''</center>
Image:1ohnoyoudent.png|<center>'''[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]'''</center>
Image:yella paint.png|<center>'''[[Paint]]'''</center>
Image:Portly Washboy.gif|<center>'''[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Rhinestone jazzler.png|<center>'''Rhinestone Jazzler'''</center>
Image:Roach killa.png|<center>'''[[Roach Killa!]]</center>
Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|<center>'''[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]]'''</center>
Image:School Paste.PNG|<center>'''[[School Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Super mud.png|<center>'''[[Super Mud]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Weapons ==
<gallery>
Image:bigknife.png|<center>'''[[Big Knives]]'''</center>
Image:bubs shotgun.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's shotgun]]'''</center>
Image:Guillotine.PNG|<center>'''[[Guillotine]]'''</center>
Image:Gunhaver'sGun.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver's Gun]]'''</center>
Image:heavy lourde.png|<center>'''[[Heavy Lourde]]'''</center>
Image:JRBRR.PNG|<center>'''[[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]'''</center>
Image:StalkerSpray.png|<center>'''[[Stalker Spray]]'''</center>
Image:Bazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Bazooka]]'''</center>
Image:Nunchuck Action.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Nunchucks]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Misc. ==
<gallery>
Image:aldi bag.png|<center>'''[[Aldi Bag]]'''</center>
Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|<center>'''[[Baloney Sammich Truck]]'''</center>
Image:lighter1.png|<center>'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''</center>
Image:watersoupcans.png|<center>'''[[Can of Water Soup]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]</center>
Image:Clapperboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Clapperboard]]'''</center>
Image:Cow clip.PNG|<center>'''Cow Clips'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:Crisperdrawer.PNG|<center>'''[[Crisper Drawer]]'''</center>
Image:Gardenhose.PNG|<center>'''[[Garden Hose]]'''</center>
Image:gremlin homestarloween.png|<center>'''[[Gremlin]]'''</center>
Image:Homestarposter.PNG|<center>'''[[Hanging Objects]]</center>
Image:Le Restige.png|<center>'''[[Le Restige]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipaint.PNG|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Painting Tools]]'''</center>
Image:Nametag.png|<center>'''[[Name Tags]]'''</center>
Image:New Paper.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:No Loafing Sign.png|<center>'''[[No Loafing Sign]]'''</center>
Image:spoon.png|<center>'''[[Orange Bowl and Spoon]]'''</center>
Image:finetimepermamarker.png|<center>'''[[Permanent Marker]]'''</center>
Image:minerthecheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Pickaxe]]'''</center>
Image:Deckhandbill.png|<center>'''[[Playbills]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail138.PNG|<center>'''[[The Proud Anselmo]]'''</center>
Image:Redwhiteandbanana.PNG|<center>'''[[Red, White, and Banana]]'''</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Ruby Powered Rocket]]'''</center>
Image:Space Machine.PNG|<center>'''[[The Space Machine]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:fondue pot.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]]'''</center>
Image:Sbtowel.png|<center>'''Strong Bad's Towel'''</center>
Image:Styleronecochair.PNG|<center>'''[[Styleron Ecochair]]'''</center>
Image:Glowstick.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Glowsticks]]'''</center>
Image:grill.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Grill]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail115.png|<center>'''[[The Time Capsule]]'''</center>
Image:trivia time jar.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]]''' cookie jar</center>
Image:Uss flirtini.PNG|<center>'''[[USS Flirtini]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:WaterCooler.PNG|<center>'''[[Water Cooler]]'''</center>
Image:Whatsit Blob.PNG|<center>'''[[Whatsit]]'''</center>
Image:X-Pensive White.PNG|<center>'''[[X-Pensive White]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Electronic Media and Film]]
*[[Action Figure Character Variations]]
*[[Store]]

[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Items|*]]

Cholera Acres Cemetary

2009-05-30T21:40:20Z

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[[Image:cholera_acres.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A Choleric Necropolis]]

'''Cholera Acres Cemetary'''  is the [[Free Country, USA|Free Country]] cemetery circa [[Old-Timey|1937]]. It is one of the places where [[The Homestar Runner]] and company looked for a [[Old-Timey Ghost|ghost]] in [[That A Ghost]].

A modern-day cemetery, possibly Cholera Acres, can be seen in [[Main Page 7]], [[Malloween Commercial]], and [[Most in the Graveyard]].

[[Wikipedia:Cholera|Cholera]] is a bacterial infection that is spread through contaminated drinking water. The last major outbreak in the US was in 1911.

==Known Graves==
* Steakface McGee
* Unmarked grave: Son of Mark Grave (occupied by [[Old-Timey Bubs]])
* [[Mr. Shmallow|Sir Rondello Shmallow]]: Look Lively?
* [[Eustice Pietimer]]: skinflint and junk codger (occupied by [[Sickly Sam]] on Tuesdays)

==See Also==
*[[Graveyard]]

[[Category:Old-Timey Places]]

Homsar

2009-05-30T21:39:18Z

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{{charnav|Homsar|homsar|The Poopsmith|Homestar Runner}}
{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|homsar}}
[[Image:homsar evolution current.png|thumb|{{homsarquote}}]]

== Biography ==
'''Homsar''' is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the [[Characters#Main characters|primary residents]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. He was originally created as a result of a typo in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] [[homsar]], in which Vinnie C. asked, "If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" (Presumably, Vinnie had actually meant to type "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".) [[Strong Bad]] promptly dropped a [[Heavy Lourde]] on Homsar and left him for [[Death|dead]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] later decided to keep Homsar as a main character, and they brought him back in an Easter egg in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], where he thanked [[Marzipan]] for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital.

Homsar occasionally makes brief appearances in various cartoons, often in Easter eggs (and has even been referred to as the "secret guy"). In every [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween toon]] since his introduction, Homsar has appeared in an Easter egg somewhere in the middle of the Toon. (This is usually triggered by clicking somewhere on or near [[The Poopsmith]].)

[[Image:3dhomsar.png|thumb|140px|{{homsarquote|68}}]] 

Homsar doesn't have very many friends other than [[Strong Sad]] and Marzipan. Most of the other characters generally regard him as a nuisance. In particular, Strong Bad seems to dislike him the most; he states in [[interview]] that he would rather gnaw his own leg off than talk to him for 3 seconds. [[Bubs]] apparently refuses to talk to him, as evidenced in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Despite his unpopularity, he serves in the [[Homestarmy]] and occasionally attends parties where the other main characters are present. He enjoys playing board games with Strong Sad, and has organized his own activities, such as a [[tree hugging]] concert and the play "[[stupid stuff|Butt's Twelve by Pies]]" (starring Lighting and Set Decoration). He ran the Merch Masala on the [[Cool Tapes]] tour in [[Weclome Back]] and played a [[Wikipedia:Theremin|theremin]] in Strong Bad's band in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

In the email [[interview]], Strong Bad, using a pen puppet, claimed that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee" (also mentioned by the narrator in Strong Badia the Free when you take over the homsar reservation "raised by a cup of coffee indeed"). In [[fan club]], Homsar proclaimed that he was "the son of a [[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]]", and an Easter egg revealed a photo of a cup of coffee and an ice cream sandwich labeled "Homsar's Parents".

Homsar was the winner of a month-long sales competition between himself and Senor Cardgage for the title of [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]. The topic was brought up in [[fan club]], and the loser had to complete a coherent thought as punishment on Homestar Runner's [[The Show]]. (It was later annouced that [[Senor Cardgage]] was the loser.)

*'''Possible Domicile:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[homsar]]
*[[:Category:Homsar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Distinctive Characteristics==

===Speech===
Homsar's most distinct characteristic is his unusual manner of speaking, which has varied over time. His tone of voice is generally quite exaggerated, and he often begins sentences by wailing "DAaAAaaAAaaAAaa!". His speech tends to range from perfectly normal English to often random and disconnected phrases that have little to no connection to the scene. Many believe that Homsar speaks in [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salads]] (a speech disorder characteristic of [[Wikipedia:Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] in which grammar and sentence structure is often intact, but the words themselves have no particular meaning), but a [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|detailed analysis of his speech patterns]] has shown that this is seldom the case. Instead, it seems that Homsar can and does relate well to his environment and other characters when he needs to, but is also prone to saying completely random things when there's no particular reason for him to stay in context.

It has been argued that his unusual speech patterns are the result of being crushed by the Heavy Lourde. This could be evidenced by the fact that in [[homsar]], he is able to speak "normally" to Strong Bad. Some find this unlikely, considering that he was able to speak more or less normally when he called Marzipan after that event. Others suggest that it is possible that the negative effect was a delayed reaction.

As shown in [[DNA Evidence]], he can make his voice sound like a whole crowd of people, even when he is alone. In [[Happy Dethemberween]], he and Strong Sad demonstrate that he can also make chiming noises when hit on the head.

In ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', Strong Sad describes him as speaking an entirely different language altogether. Strong Bad briefly gains complete understanding of Homsar's language by utilizing a nearby "pylon". He is the only one who understands Homsar, however (as evidenced by a quick view of the conversation from Strong Sad's perspective, in which Homsar not only sounds normal, but Strong Bad is speaking in word salads as well), and at the end of the conversation, the pylon is destroyed, ending Strong Bad's ability to understand him. This version of Homsar has a distinctly different voice (Strong Bad describes it as "soothing"), and quite visibly understands everything that's going on around him in a very coherent manner, though he also has a tendency to talk a lot.

===Homsar and the Laws of Physics===
[[Image:Homfloat.PNG|thumb|Homsar floating in [[The Field]].]]
Another bizarre aspect of Homsar is his ability to defy the laws of physics through means that are not entirely explained. In many cases it would appear that Homsar can bend reality to his will, performing feats that other characters cannot. Various feats of science defiance include levitation (as demonstrated in [[narrator]], his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|character video]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[the paper]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]] and [[mini-golf]]), self-duplication ([[Fall Float Parade]] and [[Happy Dethemberween]]), making a paint brush ring like a bell ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]]), possible time manipulation ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]), teleporting ([[for kids]]), possible metamorphosis (as seen in [[impression]], though this hypothesis is disputed), retracting his head like a turtle ([[Happy Hallow-day]]), creating the sound of a crowd ([[DNA Evidence]]) or chimes ([[Happy Dethemberween]]), morphing/bending terrain (Homsar homepage), and can possibly cause (or at least reflect back) the [[jibblies]] ([[Jibblies 2]]). On top of this, Homsar's yellow [[bowler hat]] can levitate and float around, as well as transmute into different shapes (e.g an engineer's cap as seen in his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Character Video]] found by pressing the "eject" button on the VCR of the characters page). It is possible that this hat, which levitates when Homsar speaks (including when he is upside down, as in [[cliffhangers]]), is actually being manipulated, as opposed to just flying about on its own. Homsar is, after all, a character [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacking visible arms]]. However, Homsar's solo in the music video [[One Two, One Two]] involves his hat flying farther than arms on a character his size would allow. Another theory for this is that Homsar, and quite possibly the other characters lacking arms, have limited psycho-kinetic abilities. Indeed, it appears that the laws of both science and logic do not apply to Homsar. Homsar also has pigeon-toed feet that move incredibly fast, but his movement is very slow.

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], after the "secession", Homsar lives in a place called the "Homsar Reservation." Everything in this location seems to defy the laws of physics as much as Homsar himself. Examples of this phenomenon are floating and moving rocks, ripples in the sky, and a strange rock structure with the ability to make others understand his language. Strong Bad is also seen defying the laws of physics by floating like Homsar whilst the rock structure is in full effect.

===Similarity to Homestar Runner===
In terms of general appearance, Homsar bears a striking resemblance to [[Homestar Runner]]. Although he is grossly exaggerated, pigeon-toed, and more curved, he and Homestar share [[Wikipedia:Prognathism|underbites]], clothing style (a hat and shirt), feet style, shading, and skin color. As he was originally a misspelling of "Homestar", it is logical that Homsar is somewhat of a badly-drawn Homestar. Strong Bad remarks upon this in the email [[for kids]], where he refers to Homsar as a "blue midget Homestar". Homestar himself even calls Homsar "Homestar" in [[looking old]]. In [[Baddest of the Bands]] Strong Bad calls him "you misspelling" and when Homestar is impressed with him, curses the letters E and T for preventing him from being as cool as Homsar.

===Naming of Other Characters (and Himself)===
Homsar often assigns the other characters, including himself, strange names. This could be because he has forgotten their real names, is confused, or disregards their real names. These "names" are sometimes based on the character's appearance (Strong Sad: That Rhinoceros) or a similar-sounding name (Bubs: Tubbs). When asked for an Autograph for Homsar by [[Strong Bad]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]], Marzipan signs herself, "Matzah Ball", indicating that is what he calls her. One might reason that the the epithet is used due to the fact that both monikers have the same starting letter and amount of syllables. Others (Strong Bad: Reggie) hardly make sense. This is assuming that he is speaking to/about these characters and that he is not just disoriented or believes he is talking to someone else. His way of naming may also be used to describe how a character looks at the time, like when he called The Cheat "chocolate cake" when The Cheat was covered in [[whatsit]]. Homsar also thinks up strange names for himself, such as "Homsar, the captain of the gravy train", "the human wedgie", "a friendly reminder", "A knock-knock joke about jogging suits", and "a song from the '60s". Homsar doesn't seem to repeat any of his made-up names, in keeping with his tendency to forget or disregard things or become confused. Homsar has also been named by others, like when Homestar called him "the secret guy" or when Strong Bad referred to him as "America's favorite blue midget Homestar".

===Walking===
Whenever Homsar walks, he makes a peculiar fluttery noise, although this sound effect is not present in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Some other characters have also [[Sound Effects#homsar walking|made this noise]].

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidHomsar.png|thumb|"Pshoooo!"]]
(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on [[the VCR]], then click the tape.)

''{'''Page Title:''' The Hand-Me-Down Clown!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

''{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train.

''{His bowler hat pops up and turns into a railroad engineer's hat.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Climb aboard!

''{His hat returns to normal.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' I've brought my best foot flowered... Pshoooo!

''{His hat slides down the back of his head, then snaps back at the end of the sound.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!

''{While screaming for the second time in a row, he spins around the screen backwards two and a half times. He ends up at the top, upside down.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Think I won the Powerball. ''{His hat pops off, then lands back on his head before the video ends.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*[[Wikipedia:Wonder Mike|Wonder Mike]] is a member of [[Wikipedia:The Sugarhill Gang|The Sugarhill Gang]], famous for the song "Rapper's Delight". In the beginning of "Rapper's Delight", Wonder Mike says "I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello", so Homsar saying "Hi, Wonder Mike" could possibly be a response.
*"Think I won the Powerball" is a reference to the multistate [[Wikipedia: Powerball|Powerball Lottery]], which is known for having large jackpots.
*Homsar's character page is the only one with background music.
*Since the camera is presumably upside-down throughout his character video, Homsar starts the video upside-down and ends it right-side-up; this was more visible during [[April Fools' 2006]]. He "stands on air" again in the long toon [[A Folky Tale]] as an Easter egg.
*Homsar is the only main character with no [[Old-Timey]] counterpart.
*Homsar's coloring is similar to that of the unused character [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]].
*Homsar is the only male character with an animated girl variation, Modestly Hot Homsar. (see [[#Variations|below]])
*The [[font]] on Homsar's shirt is [[Fonts#B|Bauhaus93]].
*Besides [[Homestar Runner]], he was the only one not to get the [[Jibblies]] in [[Jibblies 2]]. In fact, the opposite effect occurs when the [[Horrible Painting]] gets the Jibblies instead.
*Homsar is the only main character not to play a [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] character.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Different Town Character Variations#Modestly Hot Homsar|Modestly Hot Homsar]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===

*[[wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[IMDB:tt0165798|Ghost Dog]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Slash]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Kumar (from [[IMDB:0115734|Bottle Rocket]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]] from [[Wikipedia:Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]] series in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Grimley|Ed Grimley]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Typewriter The "Noony Noony Noo" Typewriter Guy] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Captain Caveman|Captain Caveman]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[Homsar Evolution]]
*[[Homsar Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homsar|Nicknames]]
*[[Bowler Hats]]
*[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"|[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]|Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch Homsar's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.swf|view the Flash file for Homsar's character video]]

{{Characters|Homsar}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]