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Paul and Storm

2011-03-25T16:13:55Z

Veggieman: is no longer

{{Infobox_Band |
band_name = DaVinci's Notebook |
image = [[Image:s Notebook.jpg|220px|DaVinci's Notebook]] |
origin = [[Wikipedia:Arlington County, Virginia|Arlington County, VA]] |
genre = [[Wikipedia:A cappella|A cappella]] [[Wikipedia:Category:Comedy musicians|Comedy]] |
member = Bernie Muller-Thym Storm DiCostanzo Paul Sabourin Richard Hsu |
discography = ''Bendy's Law'' ''The Life and Times of Mike Fanning'' ''Brontosaurus'' |
producer = N/A |
}}
'''[[Wikipedia:DaVinci's Notebook|DaVinci's Notebook]]''' (DVN) was an [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]] singing group consisting of Bernie Muller-Thym, Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo, Paul Sabourin, and Richard Hsu. Two members of the group, [[Wikipedia:Paul and Storm|Paul and Storm]], performed [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. The song is available on a CD entitled "Paul and Storm: Shame and Cookie Dough."

The group was formed in Virginia in 1994 and has [http://web.archive.org/web/20060323213124/www.davincisnotebook.com/pastperf.asp performed] at stages and festivals across the United States. For [http://web.archive.org/web/20060208055324/http://www.davincisnotebook.com/history.asp#openletter personal reasons], DaVinci's Notebook is no longer touring. The band disbanded in 2004. However, Paul and Storm are currently touring with [[Wikipedia:Jonathan Coulton|Jonathan Coulton]].

==The Making of Ballad of The Sneak==

DaVinci's Notebook discovered [[homestarrunner.com]] through a link on Memepool.com ([http://memepool.com/Date/165/ listed on July 4, 2001]). Almost immediately, the band became Homestar Runner fans. The subject of which band member actually brought Homestar Runner to the band's attention first is a subject of debate amongst the group. According to Storm, this was well before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started making [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]].

Storm states that Paul more or less stalked The Brothers Chaps because DVN thought they were utterly hysterical, and because Paul had a talent for getting in touch with interesting people. Paul wrote that he "used his mad Interwebs stalking skills and a phone book...and it was early enough in their career that they were more flattered than creeped out when I tracked them down." Paul eventually convinced the brothers to come see one of DVN's gigs when they came to [[wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], and a friendship was born.

At one point, The Brothers Chaps said they'd love DVN to contribute a song. Later, they specifically asked DVN to write an [[Old-Timey]] theme song for [[The Sneak]]. Aside from describing it as "Old-Timey" and being about the Old-Timey version of [[The Cheat]], The Brothers Chaps just let DVN do their thing.

Paul and Storm passed lyrics back and forth (mostly over e-mail). The song was ''very'' loosely based on [[The Skate Party|The Skate Party's]] [[The Cheat Theme Song]]. It was recorded at Paul's house, and the vocals are mostly done by Paul. Storm recalls that they finished fairly quickly, though they worked on it in between a lot of other projects and tours over a month. The actual work time was only a handful of hours. Paul added that the many random sound effects were put in the song mainly to see what they would end up doing with them.

Paul noted that the chronological inconsistencies (references to Tammany Hall, the Hully Gully, the Kaiser, prohibition, etc.) were, for the most part, intentional; partly to keep with the overall feel The Brothers Chaps had established with the toon. The goal was partly to contribute to the overall Old-Timey theme and partly to see if people would point them out.

Storm recalls being very excited to see how the song would be interpreted by The Brothers Chaps. They wondered if ''Ballad of the Sneak'' would match what they had in their heads. About a month after DVN sent the completed song to The Brothers Chaps, the "Ballad of The Sneak" toon appeared on the Homestar Runner site.

==Dragon Con 2008==
Strong Bad introduced Paul and Storm at Dragon Con 2008. Paul and Storm were previously half of DaVinci's Notebook.

===Transcript===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen! Klingons and Daleks! Bobas and ''{disappointed}'' Jangos. ''{normally}'' B-list celebrities and their entourages of hangers-on! I am called Strong Bad! I urge you to take a moment, put down that vinyl bust or that pewter figurine you're thinking of buying, and give a warm, sweaty welcome to Stormy Paul and the forecasts! …What? Paul and Storm? That's a waste of one cool name and one Paul name. I'm out of here. Anyways, give it up for Paul and Storm.

*[http://www.paulandstorm.com/archives/tying-up-a-couple-loose-ends/ Hear the introduction]

==External links==
*[http://www.davincisnotebook.com/ DaVinci's Notebook]
*[http://www.paulandstorm.com/ Paul and Storm]

[[Category: Real Bands]]

Poot-Slap

2011-01-03T01:20:01Z

Veggieman: undid revision 715799; See what Tom said.

{{Infobox Band |
band_name=3-Dee |
image=[[Image:3_dee_logo.PNG|200px|The 3-Dee name on the Downloads page.]] |
origin=unknown |
genre=[[Wikipedia:Dirty rap|Dirty rap]] |
member=Nehi, Yoo-Hoo, Sundrop |
discography=All-Star Rapper (2000) 
Alright, Alright, Alright (2000) 
Jammin' on the 1 (2000) 
Kitchen Sink Rhymes (2000) 
Mr. MC 1973 (2000) 
New York Minit (2000) 
So Whatcha Got to Say (2000) 
4 Nights a Week (2000) 
The 411 (2000) 
Poot-Slap (2000) 
3-D Booty (2000) |
producer=unknown |
label=unknown |
}}
The "hit" song by 3-Dee.

== Lyrics ==
Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch 
Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch 
Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch (unh) 
Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch 

Round two, what's next 
Round two, what's next 
Round two, what's next 

All in favor kill that raunch 
Dansk! What's that staunch 
(Keep singin'!)

Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch 
Poot slap, 
Poot slap, 
Dansk! What's that staunch 

Dansk... 
''{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}'' 

Singin' 
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay 
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay 

Poot doggay, (poot doggay) 
Dong 
(Doggay doggay doggay) 
Poot 
Dong 

''{panting}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The tempo changes completely after the first 3 measures.
*"Dansk! What's that staunch" is used in [[Homestar Quiz]]. (Question #3, Answer A)
*The first chorus goes offbeat as it goes on.
*There are three versions - the version that Strong Bad dances to, a [[Poot-Slap (Thorax Corp)|much more vulgar extended version]] from [[Thorax Corp]] and a low-quality version ([[HR:poopsmoke.zip|poopsmoke.mp3]]) with the musical accompaniment of "Smoke On The Water".
*The tape in the [[Ghetto Blastro]] in [[The Luau]] says "3-Dee Booty", with the song Poot-Slap playing.

== Appearances ==
*[[Strong Bad Main Page]]
*[[The Luau]]
*[[Luau Main Page]]
*Email [[impression]] (Easter egg)
*[[Homestar Quiz]]
*[[Downloads]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/songs/poot%20slap.zip Download Poot-Slap]
*[[HR:downloads.html|go to the downloads page]]
*[http://www.thoraxcorp.com/mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3 Download the vulgar remix]

[[Category:Songs]]

Homestar Runner and Homsar's Relationship

2011-01-02T16:27:14Z

Veggieman: undid revision 715758; looks visually more correct

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[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]] have an unusual relationship, due to their similar names.

== Homestar and Homsar Getting Along ==

*Email [[army]] — Homestar and Homsar are both in the Homestarmy together.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar offers to use Homsar's "complimentary spit bucket". Homsar responds appreciatively to the "donation" Homestar left.
*Email [[looking old]] — Homestar and Homsar stand in line outside Bubs' Concession Stand, and Homestar asks Homsar what color "iTem" he will get, and he even calls Homsar "Homestar".
*Email [[the paper]] — Homestar and Homsar are teammates.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homsar is included as one of Homestar's speed dials.

== Homestar Being Mean to Homsar ==

*Email [[record book]] — Homestar interrupts Homsar singing the "I'm just me" song to present a redneck joke.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar disgraces Homsar's hints, is disappointed to see him, and walks away.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homestar fights against Homsar to prevent him and The King of Town from getting to the castle.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Upon [[Senor Cardgage]]'s revival, Homestar says that nobody is dying, perhaps showing negligence toward Homsar, who is then shown, supposedly dying of starvation.

== Homsar Being Mean to Homestar ==

*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homsar betrays the Homestarmy.

== Other interaction ==

*Email [[theme park]] — Homestar and Homsar both dress up as mascots for Strong Bad's theme park.
*Email [[origins]] — Homestar sings about bread in the same scene as Marzipan is superglued to Homsar.
*Email [[coloring]]; [[Career Day]] — Homestar and Homsar both attend Marzipan's kindergarten class.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]

halloweener

2011-01-02T00:47:56Z

Veggieman: undid revision 715692; SEE TALK.

{{sbenav|7}}

[[Image:sbemail7.PNG|thumb|"I'm a belle!"]]

Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 31, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 1:15

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "run strongbad's__email"}'' I am going to check my email.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strongbad, 
I want to have the bestest halloween 
costume ever this year. How can I make 
a strongbad costume? 
With crap, 
Ben from Ohio University</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Ben, I couldn't agree with you more. You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet. ''{stops typing}'' But I digress. Onto the costume... ''{gets up}''

''{Cut to the Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' We'll demonstrate on stupid over here.

''{Homestar drops from the sky and lands in the middle of the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' First, paint your head red.

''{Homestar's head is slapped and becomes red.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then, take your shirt off... to expose your manly chest.

''{Homestar's shirt peels off and a digital blur appears over his white, [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked body]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Next, get some boxing gloves,—

''{Giant boxing gloves appear on Homestar's feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' —or if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do.

''{A huge pink oven mitt appears on Homestar's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Next, duct tape some aluminum foil—

''{Aluminum foil appears to Homestar's right in a blue box labeled "ALUMINUM FOIL" on two sides.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' —to some twine.

''{A ball of twine appears to Homestar's left. Duct tape appears, attaches to the aluminum foil, wraps around Homestar's legs and then wraps around the twine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume. You'll be the belle of the ball.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a belle!

''{Cut back to the Tandy 400.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sits down, doesn't type}'' Okay, so until next time, who put the "ween" in "Halloween"? I don't know. Probably you. ...you freakin' weirdo!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*'Belle' is [[French]] for 'beauty' or 'a beauty'. 'Belle of the ball' is a common phrase to describe the most striking woman at a party.
*The writer of this email claims to be from [[Wikipedia:Ohio University|Ohio University]]. OU is famous for its annual Halloween street party, which features several thousand costumed revelers.

===Trivia===
* This is another of the very few emails that had the "Old Emails" button on the monitor. It's since been removed by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to fit with the rest of the [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]].
*This is the last email where Strong Bad's head is at the right side of the screen and a bit higher, making his mouth visible. This is also the last email where his head doesn't move while talking, and the last email to use Strong Bad's old head style.
*This is the first email in which Homestar makes a personal appearance.
*This is the first email to be over one minute long.
*This is the first email where the intro is not a song.
*When Strong Bad says "you freakin' weirdo" at the end of the e-mail, he uses his current voice, without the Hispanic accent, which he uses in full for the first time in the next e-mail, [[brianrietta]].

===Remarks===
*The clouds in the background of the Field move in an unusual up-and-down pattern, instead of blowing to one side as clouds usually do in the wind.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar falls he has a circular shadow, but it disappears as soon as he lands.
*When Strong Bad returns to the Tandy, the text he typed before is missing.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Clicking "back" used to take you to the Games menu instead of the Strong Bad Email menu if you clicked on it.
**This has since been fixed, although if you click on it while it is fading in, it still takes you to the Games menu.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad receives his second [[Crapfully Yours]]-style signature in this email.
*The [[oven mitt]] that Homestar is given is the same one Strong Bad was wearing in [[In Search Of The Yello Dello]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' This is the last one we did before we started doing them weekly.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' ...or relatively weekly.

'''MATT:''' And then we were still doing them... I was still in New York, livin' in New York... I was ''in'' New York and ''living'' in New York.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Um...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, these ones, I think I just recorded them. They were so, like, simple for— this was one of the more complicated ones for early on, but I would just send you audio and you'd do the entire thing.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. It didn't take very long back then.

'''MATT:''' There's our... there's our Homestar Runner.

'''MIKE:''' The hills slash bushes in the background are a little different than usual.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, they are.

'''MIKE:''' Oooh, the pixellated, naked Homestar.

'''MATT:''' That was a big achievement. I think you— but that had already been done for the main page.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, the shower main page, yep.

'''MATT:''' That aluminum foil's really good, too.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's...

'''MATT:''' Nice work, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, man.

'''MATT:''' Did we see, somebody sent us, uh, I think somebody did—

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, someone dressed up—

'''MATT:''' —Pretty much made that con...contest...

'''MIKE:''' Costume. It's costume, Matt! Costume!

'''MATT:''' Costume ''palace''! Hah! That's from one of our later we—episodes.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The episode Matt is referring to when he says "costume palace" is [[fingers]].
*The main page where Homestar appears naked in the shower is [[Main Page 14]].

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail7|youtube=XBjFWnYTLrY}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

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[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]
[[Category: Halloween]] [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Websites

2011-01-02T00:21:12Z

Veggieman:

A wide range of '''websites''' have appeared in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner body of work]], mainly as [[Easter eggs]] in [[Strong Bad Email]]s. Few of these sites genuinely exist in real life, as these pages are hosted on the Homestar Runner website. However, [[The Brothers Chaps]] and some fans have registered some of the website URLs and created websites similar in content.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-
| [[File:Bookazon screenshot.png|150px|Better than 4th base even?!]]
| '''[[Bookazon.com]]''' is an online bookstore which spoofs [[Wikipedia:Amazon.com|Amazon.com]]. The website first appeared in an Easter egg in [[studying]] and sells less than reputable books such as ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base'' by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and ''[[The King Of Town]]'s Adventures In Giant Cockroachland'' by Ronmartin Realdude.
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| [[File:CGNU Crest.png|150px|...probably]]
| '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''', located at <nowiki>http://cgnuonline-eniversity.edu</nowiki>, is the online website for [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]. It offers an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get a "shady online degree". The CGNU website doesn't actually exist in real life, since .edu addresses are only available to actual educational institutions. However, a fan has created a website at http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.com/ which looks the same as that shown in [[theme song]].
| [[theme song]]
|-
| [[File:sbemail12.PNG|150px|Vera High Prices!!!]]
| '''the_coolest_stuff_ever.com''' is a shopping website offering various items for extremely high prices. [[Strong Bad]] used [[Homestar Runner]]'s credit card details in the Strong Bad Email [[credit card]] to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark. There used to be a website, [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com], based on this email but it has been changed.
| [[credit card]]
|-
| [[File:hswebsite.png|150px|its not finished.]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner's Website]]''' is an Easter egg in the Strong Bad Email [[2 years]]. It is a poorly-designed website made for "[[Netscape|Nedscape]] 1.0 or lower".
| [[2 years]]
|-
| [[File:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|150px|Some kinda wrestleman]]
| '''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]''' is an online auction website which parodies the auction site [[Wikipedia:eBay|eBay]]. It is occasionally used to sell items such as Homestar Runner's Breakfast Burrito and a page from the instruction booklet for [[Where's an Egg?]].
| [[english paper]], [[Videlectrix]] website
|-
| [[File:Strong Bads Website.png|150px|WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!]]
| '''[[Strong Bad's Website]]''' is Strong Bad's personal website about [[The Cheat]]. It was first seen in the email [[website]] as an example of website design and content fundamentals. It sports a long Flash intro and lots of animated GIFs. This is a parody of many very poorly executed and ultimately pointless websites that are common on free webservers like [[Wikipedia:Tripod.com|Tripod]] and [[Wikipedia:Geocities|Geocities]].
| [[website]]
|-
| [[File:strong sads lament screenshot.PNG|150px|"I haven't updated it in years!"]]
| '''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]''' (or '''Strong Sad's Litany of Crushed Hopes and Dreams''') is [[Strong Sad]]'s personal weblog. It originated in the email [[website]], in which it could be accessed by clicking on the "F10" image at the bottom of Strong Bad's website. In his lament, Strong Sad expresses his frustrations with life, complains about Strong Bad's constant practical jokes, and describes his bizarre relationship with [[Homsar]].
| [[website]], [[email thunder]] (mentioned)
|-
| [[File:Thoraxcorp.png|150px|Favorite part of the insect]]
| '''[[Thorax Corporation]], [[LLC,,.]]''' is a fictional company created by [[The Brothers Chaps]], primarily [[Matt Chapman]], as a joke website. The URL to this site can be found in one of the [[Fortune Cookies]]. They are a fictional crudely run company offering "Total Stardom", though this is not always the subject on some of the pages. The site is filled with typos and misspellings. Through its division, Thorax Legitimate, Thorax Corporation does frequent business with [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]. The movies he has written for them include [[Litigation Jackson]] and [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|The Peasant's Quest Movie]].
| [[Fortune Cookies]]
|- id="TompkinsEscort"
| [[File:Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service (haxxored).png|150px|"All my client!"]]
| '''Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service''', located at www.tompkins.tv, is a website owned by [[Tompkins]]. In [[4 Gregs]], [[Open Source Greg]] mistook the site for the concession stand at the varsity football game and launched a [[Wikipedia:denial-of-service attack|denial-of-service attack]] against it in the hope of getting free food. A fan created a website at http://www.tompkins.tv shortly after 4 Gregs was released. It contains only the background and image from the toon. Clicking on the buttons displays the "haxxored" version from the toon, and from there clicking on the buttons takes you to the toon itself. Clicking on "2.4" in the normal image takes you to the toon, and clicking on it in the "haxxored" version takes you to the [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] article for 4 Gregs.
| [[4 Gregs]]
|-
| [[File:VirtualPizzSplash.png|150px|"Hey, man, can I get a slice of p-roni?"]]
| '''[[The Pizz#VirtualPizz.biz|VirtualPizz.biz]]''' is [[The Pizz]]'s website and enables customers to create an anthropomorphic slice of pizza to interact with other customers in a simulation. Customers can acquire "Pizz points", which they can exchange for virtual decorations and furnishings for their simulated residences. However, exactly ''how'' to acquire pizz points is never explained. In this manner, Strong Bad decorates [[Strong Badia]] and engages in a flame war with Homestar Runner and [[The King of Town]]. A fan created a website at http://www.virtualpizz.biz shortly after the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[pizza joint]] was released.
| [[pizza joint]]
|-
| [[File:Deleteheads Website.PNG|150px|Dead links to HyperLinks!]]
| '''The Deleteheads Website''', located at <nowiki>http://www.angelcities.com/deleteheads2004.com</nowiki>, is the official website of the [[Deleteheads]], Strong Bad's fan club. It recently moved from Geofire to Angelcities, and all of its dead links were upgraded to hyperlinks. It is a member of the Strong Bad webring, and contains links to "our friend Scott's website".
| [[fan club]]
|-
|
| '''whatthepfargtl.egg'''
| [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|}

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[[Category: Lists]]

Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

2011-01-02T00:19:24Z

Veggieman:

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
<blockquote>The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate. 
— [[Matt Chapman]], [http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,957 Adventure Gamers interview]</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" Strong Sad in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that Strong Bad locks him in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]].
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to stunt double him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a waste of fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatened Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad made Strong Sad a bellybutton with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws [[Remote Control|the remote]] at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad awards Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid crap that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad Ornament "bedazzles" the Strong Sad Ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad say "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius [[Dump]]".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss his mother during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once. A week. For ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a naked Homestar Runner to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as Coach Z wearing a large Drive-Thru Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter Egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join Strong Badia. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his Pretendix removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if you use the katana on him.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is gonna knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's pop-tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an imaginary friend, Scotty Titi. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]].
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad attempts to put Strong Sad in the dryer, though it turned out to be The Cheat.

*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
=== Photos of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Strong Sad does not fall for Strong Bad's "vinegar toast" prank.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the e-mail room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad into staying in a deep, dark hole for a few days.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad says to the audience get out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle."
*[[Jibblies 2]] - Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Violence]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

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Homestarloween Party

2010-12-20T01:03:11Z

Veggieman: moooo?

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|homestarloween|A Decemberween Mackerel|A Holiday Greeting}}
[[Image:homestarloween.PNG|thumb|Strong Sad's take on the tale]]

Homestar Runner throws a Halloween party. They take turns telling a story about a goblin.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Pom Pom's girls]], [[Visor Robot]], {{Film|The Sad Kids}}

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'''Places:''' [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date:''' Halloween 2000

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Homestarloween Party

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
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== Transcript ==
''{Spooky music plays.}''

<blockquote>Homestarloween 
Party 
 
Written, drawn, 
and directed by 
Matt, Mike, and Craig 
 
Voices by 
Matt Chapman 
and Missy Palmer 
 
Animation by 
the Brothers Chaps</blockquote>

''{Cut to The King of Town, Coach Z and Bubs.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I don't know, I think I prefer his work with the Furious 5 much more. Uh, he had more street cred back then...

''{Homestar walks by, and continues to do so throughout the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, thanks for coming to my party, guys. Ahh, Coach Z is down with the PE! ''{Coach Z dances to Homestar's second remark.}''

''{Switch to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ya know, I think it turned out pretty good. I mean Mom helped me do the fruit ''{gestures to hat}'', and I did the sewing—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, lookin' good, Strong Bad. The Chiquita Banana lady, that's great!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, Chiquita Ba—?! ''{shouting}'' For the last time, I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!

''{Switch to Marzipan, Strong Sad, Pom Pom and The Poopsmith, who is bobbing for pumpkins. He picks up a pumpkin and spits it into the bucket twice.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yesterday, I was out in the garden, and I was weeding, and there was this little worm...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aww, everybody looks so great! ''{stops walking}'' You know, there's more punch over there, if anybody... wants any. All riiiiiight, everybody! Line up! ''{holds up flashlight}'' We're gonna play ''{clicks flashlight on and off}'' Flashlight Ghost-Story-Telling with a Flashliiight! ''{thunder booms}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' We should stand boy-girl-boy-girl. ''{thunder booms, organ sting}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good one, Marzipan! That way we know it's fair!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I get to stand next to you, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope. I'm standin' next to Bubs. You get to stand next to Strong Baaad. ''{walks away}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' Uh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Psst! ''{whispering}'' Hey, Marzipan... is my slip showing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll go first.

''{A circle forms around him so his picture is now an inset of a new scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... okay! Once, there was this green gobliiiin... ''{a goblin appears}'' and um, he used to... look aroooound... ''{the goblin looks around}'' And um, I guess he did a daaance. ''{the goblin dances}'' Oh man, that was terrible.

''{Homestar passes the flashlight to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' And, the goblin, he had a Gremlin! ''{A car appears next to the goblin. As Bubs talks, the car's tires grow and numerous accessories are added to it.}'' And he jacked it up on some fat tires, and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!

''{Bubs passes the flashlight to Pom Pom.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Pom Pom makes bubbling noises throughout his segment.}''

''{A giggling blonde girl in a pink bikini with a Pom head appears next to the Gremlin, as well as a redhead with a blue bikini and a brunette in a leopard-pattern bikini, followed by beer and sports paraphernalia. Pom Pom passes the flashlight to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' One of the girls had a cute little kitten named Kitty-kitty.

''{A cat appears beside the girl on the left.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' The other girl had a cute little puppy named Chris.

''{A dog appears beside the girl on the right.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And then the third girl was a Republican.

''{A Republican Party Elephant sign appears in the hand of the girl on the Gremlin.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, brother! Gimme that! ''{snatches the flashlight from Marzipan}'' So then the robot came—

''{The Visor Robot appears onscreen, to the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and he started vaporizing everybody with his vapor-gun! ''{the Visor Robot begins doing just that}'' And he was like "You take this, and you'd better, you, and you take this, everybody's gonna die!" And then he said, "Oh, the Gremlin! I hate the Goblin Gremlin! Bah!"

''{The Visor Robot kicks the Gremlin over the trees.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get some more punch.

''{Strong Bad passes the flashlight to the King of Town and walks off}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, oooh!

''{The Visor Robot and Goblin stand across from each other and all the food appears that the King mentions in between them.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

''{All the food inexplicably disappears. The King passes the flashlight to Strong Sad and hurries off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And so it turns out the robot had a human brain which was stolen from a kindly old man. And the children of that old man came to the robot looking for their father, and they called out to him.

''{Speech bubble with an exclamation point in it appears on the girl.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the robot's human brain remembered his children and his stolen life, and he was moved to tears. ''{robot starts to cry.}'' But the tears shorted out his circuits, and fried his brain. ''{Electric bolts appear on the Visor Robot's head}'' And the robot toppled over, and he crushed his children, and the Goblin, too. ''{Visor Robot falls on them and his brain comes out.}'' And none of them lived.

''{Cut to Bubs, Coach Z, and The King of Town crying.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{crying}'' Oh, jeez, what a total downer! ''{they walk away, still crying}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, I'm outta here!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{crying}'' That's the saddest story I've ever heard! You can't come to next year's party.

''{Marzipan walks away crying, while The Poopsmith sighs deeply and also walks away.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly}'' Gee... thanks for coming to my party, Strong Sad. ''{sighs, walks away.}''

''{Everyone except Strong Sad leaves, and crickets start chirping. An owl hoots and a far-off wolf howls. Strong Sad clicks the flashlight on and off a few times, then the screen fades.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*With nine [[death]]s, this cartoon has a higher body count than any other cartoon on the website, including [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*This is the only time Coach Z is seen with a full complement of fingers.
*Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, and Coach Z never contributed to the ghost story, but the Poopsmith probably doesn't contribute to the story on purpose, courtesy of his vow of silence.
*This toon was "Written, drawn, and directed by Matt, Mike, and Craig". This is most likely [[Craig Zobel]].
*According to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], the spooky trees in the background are just next to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*Coach Z's clock reads 3:57.
*This toon marks the first appearances of The Goblin, who has become something of a Halloween toon staple, as well as the [[Gremlin]], [[Pom Pom's Girls]], the Visor Robot, and the Sad Kids, which have all later reappeared in several toons.
*Marzipan has one of Pom Pom's girls hold up a Republican sign with an [[elephant]] on it.
*This marks the only major Halloween toon which [[Homsar]] doesn't appear in, due to the fact that he had not yet been created.

===Goofs===
*The birthmark on Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Gorbachev]] is on the wrong side of his head.
*When Homestar turns the flashlight on and off for Flashlight Ghost Storytelling with a Flashlight, his face isn't illuminated any better, so much as the rest of his body is cast into shadow.
*When Strong Sad turns the flash light on & off at the end, his hands do not move.
*Although the flash light has a sliding switch, it makes a sound like that of an on/off button.
*When Marzipan is weeping as she leaves, her mouth doesn't move. Also, Homestar's mouth doesn't move when he sighs.
*The Goblin's pupils shrink when he turns his head to look at the second girl.
*After the robot kicks the Gremlin, the front loses the double bumper.
*In the beginning, Strong Bad's right sleeve is off center, and hangs down below his shoulder.
*When the King of Town's imagined desserts fade away, one of the desserts changes color before fading. This is because the dessert is a tinted version of an existing dessert, and in Flash a symbol can not have its opacity and tint be modified at the same time, so it reverts to its original color.
*When Strong Bad leaves the party, his mouth disappears for a split second.

===Glitches===
*Once the [[opening credits]] end, there is a slight jump in the music.

===Inside References===
*[[The King of Town]] mentions "Strawberry frosted [[donuts]]."
*[[Strong Bad]] dressing up as Carmen Miranda is an example of [[cross-dressing]].

===Real-World References===
*Coach Z's opening line references the [[Wikipedia: Furious Five|Furious Five]], a pioneering rap group in the early '80s. The specific artist Coach Z refers to could either be [[Wikipedia:Grandmaster Flash|Grandmaster Flash]], the original leader of the Furious Five, or [[Wikipedia:Grandmaster Melle Mel|Grandmaster Melle Mel]], who led the group after Flash's departure.
*Bubs's description of the Gremlin is [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106677/quotes quoted] almost directly from the movie ''[[IMDB:tt0106677|Dazed And Confused]]''.
*The [[Wikipedia:flux capacitor|flux capacitor]] visible on the Gremlin is a reference to the ''[[Back to the Future]]'' movies.
*Strong Sad turning the flashlight on and off is possibly an homage to the movie ''[[imdb:tt0111149|Shallow Grave]]'', in which Christopher Eccleston's character turns a flashlight on and off into his face while spiralling into insanity.
*Homestar's shirt says "corporate rock still sucks", which is the motto of [[Wikipedia:SST Records|SST Records]], a favorite record label of Cobain's. Cobain once wore a shirt parodying the slogan on a famous [[Wikipedia:Rolling Stone|Rolling Stone]] cover saying "Corporate Magazines still suck". Also, his shoes look a lot like [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]], which the video for [[Wikipedia:Smells Like Teen Spirit|Smells Like Teen Spirit]] helped to repopularize.
**It's also possibly a nod to certain ''[http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/NV204.jpg Nirvana shirts]''.
*Homestar's line "Coach Z is down with the PE" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy|Public Enemy]] song "Burn Hollywood Burn", wherein guest-rapper [[Wikipedia:Ice Cube|Ice Cube]] raps "Ice Cube is down with the PE".
**This could be a play on words; PE could also stand for physical education, as Coach Z is allegedly a coach.
*The bear The Cheat has is Pooky, Garfield's teddy bear.
*[[Wikipedia: Edelbrock|Edelbrock]] is a seller of performace parts for [[Wikipedia: automobile|automobiles]].

===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan's line, "You can't come to next year's party," was revisited in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], when Marzipan said, "I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year." Then, in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]], he gets "literary justice" when he's invited to no one's party.
*The music that was used for the Flashlight Ghost Storytelling Using a Flashlight was used again in The House That Gave Sucky Treats and the Strong Bad e-mail [[theme park]] during "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular".
*A slight variation of Homestar's "Corporate Rock Still Sucks" (the motto of SST Records) shirt was worn by Strong Sad in [[geddup noise]], which said "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".
*The Poopsmith later puts a pumpkin in his mouth in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].

== DVD Version ==
*The spot at the very end to see what the characters were dressed as has been removed.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh, Mike, listen to how you can hear your fingers hitting the keys—

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' —on the little— yeah. ''{pause}'' They're kinda little ''puh puh puh'' clicky—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —holding a mic up to the Casio SK-1 keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Does that not have a line out?

'''MATT:''' Uh, it didn— it sounded crappy, I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It just had to go from like an 8-inch to an adaptor, et cetera et cetera.

'''MIKE:''' So here's our first Halloween cartoon.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was a really nice ''credit'' sequence... ''Mike''.

'''MIKE:''' ...Not sure why Matt is taking this tone with me, everyone!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' "Every single ''{clears his throat conspicuously}'' wanna see me."

'''MIKE:''' Ohh, interesting.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, The Cheat's costume, while he looks pretty good, wasn't very involved. It's just a pair of glasses... Garfield-looking glasses.

'''MATT:''' He has a very authentic Pooky, though... ''{Mike chuckles}'' for sure.

'''MIKE:''' I think the Mikhail Gorbachev still may be my favorite costume.

'''MATT:''' It's a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Although ''his'' glasses don't have any, uh...

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' They're just taped to his face.

'''MIKE:''' And I think the Marzipan genie costume might be the least thought-out—

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We just—

'''MIKE:''' It was the first one, but, everyone else's costumes are pretty good.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Cap'n Crunch, that's a good... Ooh, Marzipan's old mouth.

'''MATT:''' ''{softly}'' Ooh, the— Oh... I don't think Kurt Cobain had that stringy of— his hair was that stringy.

'''MIKE:''' I don't— Our friend Craig made that hair.

'''MATT:''' Did he really? I didn't remember that. I know that Craig made the ladies, the hot ladies that show up in Pom Pom's story later on.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he made, he made—

'''MATT:''' Did he make that headdress on, uh, the fruit basket headdress?

'''MIKE:''' No... I made that.

'''MATT:''' Oh. It looks good. Oh yeah, you drew that and scanned it in, didn't you?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I think we still have the drawing of that in the old sketchbook.

'''MIKE:''' So Matt one time when he was... what do you think, you were three maybe?

'''MATT:''' Uh, nnnnyeah, may— four.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Four, probably four. It was right when we moved to Atlanta.

'''MIKE:''' There was his Halloween costume, it was this big inflatable head that you sort of have attached with this headgear of this Martian. Yeah, goblin?

'''MATT:''' He was a goblin, not a Martian, he was a gween gobolin.

'''MIKE:''' Our dad was interviewing him on Super 8, and said, "What do you dress up?" ''{imitating Matt's young, high-pitched voice}'' "''A gween gobolin!''"

'''MATT:''' It was true, man.

'''MIKE:''' Look, Bubs has no arms, Matt!!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' He has no arms!!

'''MATT:''' Good job, us!

'''MIKE:''' Who were we fooling?!

'''MATT:''' No one! ''{pause}'' These ladies are a little risqué for the website, honestly.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Craig made them way too hot.

'''MIKE:''' Especially the way that one's kinda twisting her ankle like that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, she's—

'''MIKE:''' Look, she's funneling beers too!

'''MATT:''' They're party girls. Pom Pom's into the party girls. ''{pause}'' I remember Melissa made all these things up and I was amazed by her improvisational talents.

'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I don't think I— I don't think I still— I didn't really like Melissa at that time, and I was really impressed. Naw, I was kidding. I liked Melissa plenty. ''{pause}'' He hates the Goblin Gremlin, Mike. ''{pause}'' Heh, the weird King of Town voice.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' —found it stride. There was really, what, like four or five different— oh, okay there was an impressive amount of different drawings, there. In my head that was a way bigger pile—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —than what I remember.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know why—

'''MATT:''' ''{pause}'' There's a lot of things that were invented from this cartoon: the goblin, the sad kids, that robot— the Visor Robot appeared.

'''MIKE:''' The Visor Robot.

'''MATT:''' Why is it called the Visor Robot?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno, I think the wiki— I didn— ''We'' didn't name it the Visor Robot, did we?

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' But I ''call'' it the Visor Robot, ''{in a funny voice}'' don't I, Matt?

'''MATT:''' ''{in a funny voice similar to Coach Z's}'' Yeah, you do; you gotta listen to that wiki, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' I like, watch the brain slide here.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I did this part. ''{pause}'' Those squashed kids look pretty terrible. ''{both laugh}'' Not even sure how that works.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, Bubs has arms again!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Good, see— he only has pointy fingers.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, he's got ''fingers''. Yeah, Coach Z— 'Cause he says, uh, "the Furious 5", right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think so. Well, he was just pointing too, when he's rapping, when he says, "Coach Z is down with the PE." But, now he just has mittens. ''{Mike laughs}'' He has never shown his fingers again. Maybe those are—

'''MIKE:''' He's never shown his true fingers before.

'''MATT:''' Maybe he's just wearing those on top of his mittens as part of his costume. We're really consistent, everybody! We think this stuff through ahead of time; we have a ten-year plan for the website...!

'''MIKE:''' ''{wolf howls in the cartoon}'' Hey, that's Matt.

'''MATT:''' That's me.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I do an owl, too. On the website, sound effects master, mang! Manganese.

== See Also ==
*[[Egg Throwing Game]]

== External Links ==
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{{subtitlesLinks|homstarloween}}

[[Category:Halloween]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Taranchula

2010-12-18T21:28:10Z

Veggieman: Trudgemank

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genre=[[Wikipedia:Death metal|Death]]/[[Wikipedia:Thrash metal|Thrash Metal]] |
member=Dave Bjornborg Dave Olafstenston Schenkel McDoo |
backup= Unknown |
discography="[[Moving Very Slowly]]" (2003) "[[death metal#Transcript|The Decoupage]]" (2005) "[[your funeral#Transcript|Brother In A Jar]]" (2007) "[[more armies#Easter Eggs|Shady Missionaries]]" (2007) "[[Marshie vs. Little Girl#Easter Eggs|Poison the Dragons]]" (2007) "[[Trudgemank]]" (2008) |
producer=[[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]] |
label=Crample-O Stow Records |
}}

'''Taranchula''' is a death [[Heavy Metal|metal]] band first mentioned in the Strong Bad Email "[[band names]]." The members of the band are Dave Bjornborg, Dave Olafstenston, and Schenkel McDoo. Their only known songs are "[[Moving Very Slowly]]" from ''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'' (heard briefly during the email [[fingers]]), "The Decoupage" (whose video is directed by [[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]]), "Brother In A Jar" (composed for [[Strong Bad]]'s would-be [[your funeral|funeral]]) and "[[Trudgemank]]", featuring [[Peacey P]] (for which The Cheat animated a music video). Also, in the Strong Bad Email [[montage]], Strong Bad can be seen listening to a Taranchula album with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], and in the email [[more armies]], an Easter egg reveals their album ''Shady Missionaries.'' The picture of Taranchula in the ''Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits'' insert is very reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Glenn Danzig|Glenn Danzig]].

[[File:Taranchula.PNG|thumb|left|200px|Gets you all of the girls (in Scandinavia)]]

The video for "The Decoupage" is perhaps a spoof of the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]]'s video for their single "Sober", as both videos are stop motion and feature a shapeless creature slithering about the sets of the videos. In Tool's case, the creature is of [[Wikipedia:Sober (Tool song)#Video|unknown origins]]; in Taranchula's case, it is a piece of meat.

The video for "Moving Very Slowly" was released on the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].

The three members of the band are portrayed by [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] and [[Matt Chapman|another Matt]].

Products endorsed by the band include the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (from [[Videlectrix]] Kidx) and [[Cold Ones]] Dry.

==Songs==
*Brother In A Jar
*Moving Very Slowly
*Trudgemank
*The Decoupage

==Albums==
*Shady Missionaries
*Taranchula
*Poison the Dragons

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[band names]] (logo)
*Email [[fingers]] (heard)
*Email [[montage]]
*Email [[death metal]]
*Email [[your funeral]]
*Email [[more armies]]
*Email [[buried]]
*[[Trudgemank]] (featuring [[Peacey P]])
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] (Easter egg)

==Trivia==
*Bjornborg is a play on Swedish tennis legend [[Wikipedia: Björn Borg|Björn Borg]].
*McDoo is actually more of a [[Wikipedia:Gaelic|Gaelic]] name than a Nordic one.
*Dave Bjornborg bears a striking resemblance to [[Wikipedia: Dethklok|Dethklok]] vocalist Nathan Explosion.
*The name "Schenkel" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia: Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]] rhythm guitarist [[Wikipedia: Rudolf Schenker|Rudolf Schenker]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Mired on the floor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! {entire Trudgemank song}"|[[Trudgemank]]|Mirror:trudgemank.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"|[[buried]]|Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!"|[[your funeral]]|Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3}}
|}

[[Category: Bands]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

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NOT swim practice! from [[other days]]
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== Summary ==
Opening scene of [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
== Licensing ==
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Hiatuses

2010-12-15T00:26:19Z

Veggieman: hallelujah!

{{tbd}}
Occasionally [[The Brothers Chaps]] have put part or all of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] website on '''hiatus'''. This has been happening particularly recently, especially with [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

==Strong Bad Emails==
[[Image:lappysplosion.PNG|thumb|A comeback... or was it?]]
The first long Strong Bad Email hiatus was in between [[email thunder]] and [[hremail3184]], lasting 280 days (nine months and one week). It was the longest Sbemail gap when it came out, and for a while afterwards, one Strong Bad email came out each month. The last Strong Bad email, [[videography]], came out in October 5th, 2009, and as of now it is the longest Strong Bad email gap in the history of the site (over one year). As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}, the hiatus is still ongoing.

==2010==
During 2010, after the [[April Fools' Day]] toon [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] came out, barely any material was produced on the website. Most of the articles presented on the main page were [[Store]] offers. This may be because of a new baby in the family, as noted on the [[FeedBurner]] page, and the possibility they were busy working on [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]. For the first time in the site's history, no [[Halloween]] cartoon was produced in 2010. After over seven months of no updates, on November 22nd, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] was released. On December 14, 2010, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] was released, ending the hiatus. It is unknown at this point whether other material will be produced.

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2010-12-14T01:47:21Z

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== Summary ==
An example of [[Make-O Your Own Stinko|Stinkoman Sunday Fun Talk]] using various features from the [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] game (comic made by [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]).
== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
not sure which to use yet or if using both
== Licensing ==
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User talk:Don Vito

2010-12-14T01:43:07Z

Veggieman: /**/?

== Some links to help get you started ==
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== ? ==

Your recent edits suggest that you may have the Bug in Finger Disease.

Actually, you've been vandalizing the wiki. Please don't. --[[User:Veggieman|veggieman]] 01:43, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

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== Summary ==
The title screen for the [[Make-O Your Own Stinko|Make-O Your Own Stinko (man) Sprite Comic Generator]] (from [[web comics]])
== Licensing ==
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2010-12-14T01:37:59Z

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== Summary ==
'''YOUR HEAD [[A Splode|A SPLODE]]''', from [[StrongBadZone]].
== Licensing ==
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Boxes for [[StrongBadZone]], [[RhinoFeeder]], [[Thy Dungeonman]] and [[Secret Collect.]] (from [[video games]])

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== Summary ==
A screenshot of [[Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics]]
== Licensing ==
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Bug In Mouth Disease

2010-12-14T01:25:31Z

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{{toonnav|Big Toon|buginmouth|Shopping for Danger|Cool Things}}
[[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|thumb|"Pom Pom! Santa! You gotta help me!"]]
Homestar swallows a bug and fears the end of the good times while Strong Bad is taped to the TV and Strong Sad searches for "the blue ones".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Bug]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 9, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Don't...kill...bugs.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==

''{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching TV.}''

'''VOICE:''' ''{from TV}'' And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! I see now.

''{Strong Bad enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more! I made a mistake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh; sorry, Dairy Queen. Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{gets up, runs out of the room}'' Nobody buy the blue ones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon! ''{changes channel}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, were you making a little tent out of my jacket?

'''CALEB:''' I am now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!

''{Cut to the field. Homestar is running along. Cue music beat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing approximately to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]]}'' Hooomestaaar is running. Along. ''{drifting out of time with the music}'' Hooomestaaa—

''{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing/spitting profusely.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? ''{composes himself}'' Okay, okay, calm down. Calm... down. Remember health class. A-hem.

''{Homestar goes down on one knee.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly and deliberately}'' Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? ''{anguished}'' Oh, it's not working! The good times are over! ''{runs off}''

''{The music starts up again and cut to another part of the field, where the King of Town and Pom Pom are eating ice cream bars.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!

''{He kneels down in front of the King of Town.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, what do you want we should do?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme them dang ice creams! ''{grabs the ice cream bars}'' We'll freeze 'im out! ''{quickly eats them}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! That stuff's prescription!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Oh-ho-ho, it deliciously didn't work!

''{While saying this, he pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks. Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! ''(runs off}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}''

'''CALEB:''' You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that suitcase was heavy!

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What online auction? I can't find anything. I even did an image search for "the blue ones" and got nothing. Or... nothing pleasant, anyway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh, yeah, "and" go away.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{smiles}'' Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue ''and'' ones"! Good idea! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "EXHIBIT A" with a lighter.}''

'''BUBS:''' This is just fine!

''{Homestar runs in. Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, you're a doctor, right? I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!

'''BUBS:''' A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look. ''{examines a wad of his business cards}'' Whadda we got here? Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator... Oh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs! Let's take a look atcha.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaah. ''{opens mouth}''

'''BUBS:''' Hmm… ''{peers inside}'' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Okay..."}''

'''BUBS:''' Yes, yes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Yes, yes."}''

'''BUBS:''' Interesting.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gurgles "Is it good?"}''

'''BUBS:''' I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no! Is it about the good times?

'''BUBS:''' I'm afraid you've got no pancreas.

''{Homestar looks annoyed}''

'''BUBS:''' But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here!

''{Bubs picks up a cooler (brand named 'coola') labeled "EXHIBIT B" and places it on the counter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you an unethical quack?

'''BUBS:''' The most quackinest!

''{Homestar looks surprised.}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is watching TV with a fork in his hand and a skillet in his lap.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Tucksworth}'' Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette ever during the commercial break? ''{imitating Caleb}'' I sure did.

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think I—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(silencing him}'' Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle.

''{Homestar leaves and then jumps in from the other side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think a bug might have—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?

''{Homestar leaves.}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?

''{Homestar pops up from behind the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad—

''{Strong Bad hits him in the face with his skillet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. ''{falls down}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And coming up next on ''Caleb Rentpayer'', find out ''who'' shot Caleb.

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Who shot Caleb?" Oh, there's ''no'' way I'm missing that one. ''No way.''

''{Fade to black. Some time later, Homestar emerges from behind the couch. The couch is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns and smacks his lips}'' That was a great skillet-nap! Thanks, Strong Bad. Strong Bad?

''{Cut to the TV, where Strong Bad has duct-taped himself to the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat muffled}'' Can't... miss... any of... the action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You ''what''?! ''{tears his head from the TV}''

''{TV music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejected}'' Aw. Now my head's not taped to the TV.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I really need your help.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''I'' really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's easy. I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You-ka— w-wha?

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runner... ''{Homestar smiles}'' ...did you shoot Caleb?

''{Homestar appears on the TV, wearing the sunglasses he wore in [[the bet]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sure did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show! ''(throws the remote at Homestar's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiccup. ''{the bug flies out of his mouth}'' Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug ''did'' fly in my mouth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... the good times are ''definitely'' over.

''{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of underwear. Strong Bad opens his mouth in surprise. Homestar looks over, but doesn't look a bit suprised.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!

''{The bug flies across the screen as the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Logical connective|Boolean operator]] is a logical conjunction describing the relationship between two assertions ('and' and 'or' being primary examples). Some search engines accept them.
*Using quotes refers to putting a multi-word search term inside of quotation marks. Most search engines will respond by searching for the enclosed phrase as a whole instead of the individual words.
*The [[Wikipedia:pancreas|pancreas]] is a large lobulated organ that secretes digestive enzymes and the hormones [[Wikipedia:insulin|insulin]] and [[Wikipedia:glucagon|glucagon]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Bail bondsman|Bail bondsman]] is a person who posts bail in exchange for a fee, usually 10 percent of the total bail.
*A "[[wikipedia:Quackery|quack]]" is an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's [[business cards]] read:
Bubs
Bail Bondsman,
Extraordinaire

pager: 555-7896
beeper: 555-3421

BUBS
PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR

EEEEEMAIL: BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Bubs
Normal
Investigator

"Not Associated with
Bubs: Paranaormal Investigator!!"

"Dr." Bubs

VCR Repair/Fashion Consultant

*Bubs's [[Characters' Contacts|email address]] here is bubs@bubs.bubs, but it was bubs@homestarrunner.com in [[unused emails]].
*"The good times are over!" has been [[Quote of the Week]] twice, though the second time was for only one day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad has underwear even though he said he "doesn't really wear clothes" in his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]].
*The telephone numbers on Bubs's business cards have the prefix [[Wikipedia:555 telephone number|555]], which is commonly used for fictional numbers in North American movies and television.
* If the cartoon is played frame-by-frame, it shows that no bug or fly ever enters Homestar's mouth.
* Strong Bad claims to have placed Strong Sad's underwear in an online auction despite the fact that most major online auction sites prohibit selling used underwear. An example is the eBay® [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/used-clothing.html used clothing policy].
* Part of the [[Caleb Rentpayer]] episode (where Caleb says that Tucksworth "throws like a girl") breaks the show's usual format. Whereas a standard episode would usually have Tucksworth asking Caleb if he did/ate/took something and Caleb defiantly stating "I sure am/did", this portion has Caleb speak first. Of course, he's still mean and insulting to Tucksworth.
*This is the first Big Toon since [[The Reddest Radish]] not to include opening credits.
*When Homestar turns around remembering health class, the shadow of the bushes changes.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad sits on the couch in the first scene, his left eye is slightly mispositioned.
*When Strong Sad turns around in front of the couch after talking about Boolean operators, his leg appears behind [[Remote Control|the remote]] that is on the couch.
*Bubs's "Normal Investigator" card misspells "paranormal" as "paranaormal".
*When Strong Bad is duct taped to the TV, there are five pieces of tape. After he turns around, there are only four.
*In the frame in which Strong Bad's head is turned to the right while looking backwards at Homestar, the grey section is visible on both ends of the tape, but the silver, sticky side is the one which should be showing on the end between Strong Bad's head and the TV.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is watching a show about [[Shakespeare]].
*Bubs provided VCR repair in the email [[12:00]].
*The scene featuring Homestar running over darkened hills is similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*"The most quackinest" may be a reference to [[Pom Pom#Character video transcript|Pom Pom's character video]], the page title of which is "The Most Mackinest".
*''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]'' first appeared in [[secret recipes]]. This is the first time the show and Tucksworth have been named.
*Homestar uses the same sunglasses in the email [[the bet]].



*The phrase "why come" was first used in the [[Yearbook Character Page]], where the description for Bubs reads "That's why come he's so fat."
*Strong Bad comments that he made the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best omelette ever]].
* Strong Bad saying "can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?" is an example of [[Gender Confusion]].
* Homestar saying "hiccup" instead of actually hiccuping is another example of [[Fake Sound Effects]].

===Real-World References===
*The title of the toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Foot and mouth disease|foot and mouth disease]], a disease that affects cattle.
*The page title (Don't...kill...bugs.) is a reference to [[wikipedia:Bob & Doug McKenzie|Bob & Doug McKenzie's]] [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001EPF/qid=1103258200/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4330593-4682322?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 "Great White North" album]. Specifically, it refers to the [http://www.mts.net/~marcz/hosers/elron2.htm "Elron McKenzie"] track, where Doug plays a preacher whose sermon deals with the importance of not killing bugs.
*The "Who shot Caleb?" episode is a reference to the often-parodied [[Wikipedia:Who shot J.R.?|shooting]] of [[Wikipedia:J.R. Ewing|J.R. Ewing]] on [[wikipedia:Dallas (TV series)|Dallas]].
*Homestar overreacting over swallowing a bug is similar to a [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] episode, in which [[Wikipedia:George Costanza|George]] did the same thing.
*When Strong Sad says, "I even did an image search..." he is referring to web sites (such as [[Wikipedia:Google Image Search|Google Image Search]]) which feature search engines that allow searching for pictures instead of web pages.
[[Image:Labeled CRP Background.PNG|thumb|The screen for "Who Shot Caleb?", with video games labeled.]]
*When Strong Bad removes his head from the TV, on the left side of the screen a [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] is visible, which was a popular video game system in the early and mid-1990s. If Strong Bad is removed via Flash decompiler, a black [[Nintendo#Nintendo GameCube|GameCube]] is also visible. Some [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]] game cartridges can also be seen.
**An [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] can be made out on the right side as well as an [[Wikipedia:NES 2|NES 2]] above the Super Nintendo. In the shadow underneath (and slightly to the left of) the Nintendo 64 cartridges may be the system itself.
**The NES cartridge in the NES 2 is ''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Adventure|Kirby's Adventure]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]] is a restaurant [http://www.dairyqueen.com chain] that was founded in 1940 in Joliet, Illinois. It is best known for its line of "soft-serve" ice cream products.
*The colors on the TV at the beginning of the toon are based on the [[Wikipedia:SMPTE color bars|SMPTE color bars]], a [[Wikipedia:Test card|test pattern]] commonly used by television broadcast stations when nothing is on the air.

===Fast Forward===

*Bugs fly out of Homestar's mouth again in [[hygiene]].
*Strong Bad's line "No way." is used again in an error message on [[SBCG4AP]]

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I'm going to try extra hard to use good diction and proper grammar during this commentary, Mike Chapman.

'''MIKE:''' You're off to a very good start, brother Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thank you.

'''MIKE:''' That guy on the TV didn't have good grammar now, did he?

'''MATT:''' No. ''{word is obscured by his laughing}'' Hey, this sort of relates to later on when we referred to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip. Do you think that's why he wanted to be called "Dairy Queen" temporarily?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah! ''{chuckling}'' Maybe, maybe! His head looks like a... Dairy Queen ice cream cone!

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Umm...

'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' In the land of Dairy Queen,

'''BOTH:''' ''{singing}'' we treat you right!

'''MATT:''' Remember those commercials that used to have the land of Dairy Queen in them? It was like a chocolate...

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, a chocolate river with, like, a fudge canyon? ''{pause}'' So Caleb Rentpayer is a very good show!

'''MATT:''' I think so! I would like to see a full episode of Caleb Rentpayer and Tucksworth, his butler. So, did— Caleb somehow come into a lot of money, and that's why he suddenly has this butler?

'''MIKE:''' Maybe. You know what I'm just now thinking; I recently saw the movie ''Arthur'' again for the first time in twenty years, and it's sort of similar. Arthur is just kind of this, you know...

'''MATT:''' Vagabond?

'''MIKE:''' Well he's got all this money, but he's not, you know, he's got a butler, but he's not very nice to him—

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' And um... sort of, he's not quite as... disrespectful to his butler as— as Caleb— as Caleb is, ''{Matt laughs}'' but the but— the butler's always kind of trying to cover his tracks—

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' ...and, anyway...

'''MATT:''' Poor Tucksworth.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Is that the only time that Homestar refers to the King of Town as... Santa Claus? Doesn't he call him Father Christmas, maybe, another time?

'''MIKE:''' Uhhm...

'''MATT:''' Or did we just discuss doing one or the other of those when we made this cartoon?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think— I don't know; I think that's the only time, Matt.

'''MATT:''' I think it was a toss-up between Father Christmas and Santa.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Aww.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Caleb, I'd like to see you throw that suitcase!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I remember taking a class on HTML in college and they— they talked all about Boolean operators and how to search for things on the internet using Infoseek or Altavista.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Altavista! Hotbot?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' I remember—

'''MATT:''' Blue AND ones, NOT red AND ones! I think you could do "not", as well, couldn't you? ''{laughs}'' "This is just fine", Mike!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It's the— we all know that Bubs, you know, just wants to rip you off and take your money but this is the first sort of criminal, uh, element that we've seen, or criminal...

'''MIKE:''' I think we... I think there's a misspelling somewhere.

'''MATT:''' Is there? Consul-tant?

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think we missed it. The wiki told me. ''{laughs}'' Maybe we corrected it already.

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating Homestar's line}'' You got it?

'''BOTH:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' That's some good mumbles! I remem— I record— I usually try, if the character is doing something like that, like talking with his mouth open, then I try to do the lines with my mouth open, obviously, and there's other times where Strong Bad's like— ooh! later on in this cartoon! when he's got his face up against the TV...

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' He's duct-taped his head to the TV, where I, like, mashed my face into a book, I think, and then miked it so I'd be like, "woarh, woarh!", trying to make it as authentic as possible. Want to experience what the characters are experiencing.

'''MIKE:''' We call that, umm... character acting?

'''MATT:''' Method acting?

'''MIKE:''' Method acting!

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{responding to Strong Bad's "Can't you see grandma's watching her stories?"}'' Uhh, she is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Things get serious in this episode of Caleb Rentpayer. Who shot Caleb, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think I know.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' Remember that— there was some game you played on your fingers about who shot J.R.? Like it was this thing that was like, "Who shot J.R.?" and then you, like, made your pinky go away. Then you said, "Who shot J.R.?" and then your ring finger went away. And then it ended up making a gun, and— and you said, "It was me!" ''{makes a sound of a shot}'' I remember, uh... Brandon, that lived in the cul-de-sac behind ours doing that. To me.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds hilarious!

'''MATT:''' It was great! And he had a dog named Dude.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' He did. And I thought it was "dood" as in, "doody".

'''MATT:''' I dooed. I just dooed in the toilet.

'''MIKE:''' I always thought the dog's name was a bad— kind of a bad word.

'''MATT:''' D-O-O-D.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{seeing Homestar on the TV}'' Look, that's our office!

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I like the little dotted line that trails from that little guy.

'''MIKE:''' Lemme guess, you made it.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' You did that.

'''MATT:''' I thought you did.

'''MIKE:''' Nah, I think you did.

'''MATT:''' Oh. I'll quit complimenting the things that I made.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I don't like the way the blue ones look and I made those very late in the game, and just wanted the cartoon to be done.

'''MATT:''' It's okay. Bye, everybody!

'''MIKE:''' Bye, Matt!

===Fun Facts===

*[[Wikipedia:Arthur (film)|Arthur]] is a 1981 movie starring [[imdb:nm0001545|Dudley Moore]].
*Homestar Runner has never called The King of Town "Father Christmas"; however, in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], Homestar ''played'' The King of Town, and Bubs played [[Dr. Christmas]] (which the King of Town ''almost'' played).
*[[Wikipedia:Method acting|Method acting]] is an acting technique developed by [[Wikipedia:Lee Strasberg|Lee Strasberg]] in the 1940s.
*[[Wikipedia:Infoseek|Infoseek]], [[Wikipedia:AltaVista|AltaVista]], and [[Wikipedia:Hotbot|Hotbot]] were [[Wikipedia:search engine|search engine]]s popular in the '90s.
*The Brothers Chaps' referring to Strong Sad's soft-serve flip is a reference to [[keep cool]].
*Mike notes how Homestar is [[Homestar Poking People|often seen poking]] other characters.

==External Links==
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[[Category:Toons]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Soap Box Doiby

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<blockquote>Just uncovered this soap box derby cartoon that we never finished writing. Just re-read it and it holds up pretty well. Enjoy it twice if you would. –Brother Mike</blockquote>

This draft was released as a wiki exclusive. All formatting has been preserved, except that some bold text has been added to help with readability.

__TOC__
'''Released:''' Wednesday, September 8, 2010

'''Character key (in order of appearance):'''
*'''anncr:''' [[The Announcer]]
*'''kot:''' [[The King of Town]]
*'''hs:''' [[Homestar Runner]]
*'''bubs:''' [[Bubs]]
*'''cz:''' [[Coach Z]]
*'''pp:''' [[Pom Pom]]
*'''sb:''' [[Strong Bad]]
*'''ss:''' [[Strong Sad]]
*'''sm:''' [[Strong Mad]]
*[[The Cheat]] (or maybe [[The Goblin]])
*[[Fat Bluebird]]
*[[Marzipan]]

==Draft==
'''Soap Box Doiby Cartoon'''

'''anncr:''' are you kidding me? it's the big soap box doiby downhill challenge!! 
(credits) 
'''anncr:''' welcome back. joining me today is that ____, that mound of monarch, the king of town!

'''kot:''' thank you, walter. i must say, i'm very excited to eat some soap today.

'''anncr:''' yes, yes. not my name and not what we're doing here. and here come our racers now!

(cut to racers: bubs, cz, team strong, homestar and pom pom)

'''hs:''' ok pom pom i got it. our team will be called 'the awesome doing homestars.' that makes sense, doesn't it? and thanks for letting me be the driver. you can be my pit crew, or maybe my adoring fans.(brief pause) hey there sport, you need an autograph?

(he starts to sign pom pom)

'''pp:''' bubble de dubble

'''hs:''' what?! you built your own racer and you don't want my autograph! that sickens me. if i didn't have an iron tummy i'd prob'ly be chucking up all over everywhere right now. (pan down to see pom pom's racer. it looks crappy) pfff! is that your racer? looks like a cow built it. good luck trying to win in that...

'''pp:''' bubble

'''hs:''' oh, that's mine. so, where's yours?(pan over to pom-pom's kick-assing racer) dang. that looks like several very smart cows built it. but LOOKS only count in horse shows and ham parades, right homestar? right!

(homestar walks off. we follow him. he walks past the brothers strong and we stay with them)

'''sb:''' are you ready?

'''ss:''' no.

'''sb:''' i mean are you RRRRRRREADY??!!

'''ss:''' nnnnno.

'''sb:''' c'mon double s. get pumped. we're doing this race together. together for heather.

'''ss:''' who's heather?

'''sb:''' i dunno. it doesn't matter. we're a family and we're gonna all pile on this cookie sheet and go careening down this hill at breakneck speed like only guys that once shared a bathtub can.

'''sm:''' you creepin me out!!

'''ss:''' yeah, you creepin me out too.

'''sb:''' i'm trying to keep this family together! this doiby is what being a family is all about! together for heather!

'''ss:''' who's...

'''sb:''' breakneck speed!!

(cut to cz in his locker-racer)

'''cz'''(talking offscreen): if i could only find a way to power this thing with b.o., then i think i'd be a force to be reckoned with. whattaya think you're chances are, bubsio andretti?

(pan over to bubs. he is in the gremlin)

'''bubs:''' i'd feel a lot better if i could've found a gas station around here. and a front left tire. (the cheat(or maybe the goblin) is holding up the front left of the gremlin.)

back to anouncer

'''anncr:''' this year's field is one of the deepest in recent years, wouldn't you agree?

'''kot:''' yes, i also prefer to eat the raw ingredients of cake separately and let them mix in my stomach. gives my skin that ashy glow.

'''anncr:''' disgusting! now the moment we've all been waiting for...on your marks...get set...fat bluebird, give us the signal!

(fat bluebird squawks)

'''anncr:''' and they're off! homestar and pom pom jump out in the lead positions.

'''hs:''' you're going down fat boy. (he shakes a box of thumbtacks, showing pom pom) and if you think i'm gonna share my afterschool snack, you're dead wrong. (homestar downs all the thumbtacks)

cut to the brothers strong. strong sad is laying down on the skateboard and strong bad and strong mad are piled on top.

'''ss:''' why are we just sittin here?? what happened to breakneck speed?

'''sb:''' stick together! we're never gonna win this doiby if we don't act as one! act as one for heather! strong mad, go get a running start.(silouette view of strong mad hopping off, getting a running start, and leaping onto the skateboard. they finally start going)

'''ss:''' ooooohhh! my spine just got cracked for heather!!!

'''sb:''' they don't call it breakneck speed for nuthin!

(footage, wideshots, silhouette shots of the race. overtop of that the announcer talks)

'''anncr:''' holy crackers! this is sporting drama at its finest! (fi-NEST)

'''kot:''' thank you walter. ya know, if i was racing i'd eat myself into a giant wheel of cheese and roll down the hill like a runaway cheddar.

'''anncr:''' that would be a sight to behold! (BE-hold)

(cut to the king of town who has, of course, eaten himself into a wheel of cheese)

'''kot:''' mind giving me a push?

(cut to bubs and cz duking it out)

Bubs and Coach Z run each other off course in a fiery catastrophe. Homestar and Pom Pom fight each other to the end, but Marzipan zips by them at the end in some kinda vegetable powered somethin-er-other.
The Brothers Strong end up dead last, but Strong Bad is convinced he held the family together.

==Fun Facts==
*The title features [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The King of Town is excited to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat some soap]]. Homestar likewise eats some thumbtacks.
*Coach Z refers to Bubs as [[Wikipedia:Mario Andretti|Bubsio Andretti]].
*The King of Town riding in a wheel of [[cheese]] downhill is based on a [[Wikipedia:Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake|real event held every year in Gloucester, UK]].
*Homestar's comment, "looks only count in [[horse]] shows and [[ham]] parades," is similar to the expression "close only counts in [[Wikipedia:horseshoes|horseshoes]] and [[Wikipedia:hand grenade|hand grenades]]".
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==External Links==
*[[Forum:16484|forum thread re: {{PAGENAME}}]]

[[Category:Behind the Scenes]]

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'''[[Sundae Drivin']]''' (from [[Videlectrix]]'s site)
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'''[[Spaceshipper]]''' (from [[Videlectrix]]'s site)
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'''[[Salad Daze]]''' (from [[Videlectrix]]'s site)
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'''[[Rabbit Algebra]]''' (from [[Peasant's Quest Preview]])
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'''[[Planet Alert!]]''' (from [[Videlectrix]]'s site)
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== Summary ==
The [[Videlectrix]] game [[Lewis Rudkin SX: england]] (from [[strong badathlon]])

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'''[[Duck Guardian 2]]''' (from [[Videlectrix]]'s site)
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== Summary ==
Title screen for [[Where's The Cheat? (game)]].
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== Summary ==
Game play image from [[Where's The Cheat? (game)]].
== Licensing ==
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==Summary==
The logo for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
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== Summary ==
Logo of [[Strong Badia the Free]], from the preview included with [[Homestar Ruiner]].
== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
Box artwork for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] (from the [[Videlectrix]] website)
== Licensing ==
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[[Secret Collect.]] boxart
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[[RhinoFeeder]] box art

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==Summary==
A screenshot of [[RhinoFeeder]] (from [[video games]])

==Licensing==
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== Summary ==
The August 11, 2008 incarnation of the [[Viidelectrix]] menu.
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'''[[Population: Tire]]''' title screen
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'''[[Pigs on Head]]''' (from [[2 emails]])
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[[Pigs on Head]] LCD game
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Jhonka, Drawing style!
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== Summary ==
Walking inside the baby lady's cottage after killing the Kerrek will cause a glitch that has it raining indoors.
== Licensing ==
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