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<div>[[Image:xmas2004.png|thumb| Naked somehow. ]]<br />
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Homestar does some VERY last-minute [[Decemberween]] shopping.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Tony Stony]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homsar]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Pom Pom]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]] (Easter Egg), [[The Poopsmith]] (Easter Egg)<br />
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'''Page Title:''' White and Drifted Snow, Yo!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Wintery music plays as the camera zooms in on Homestar's clock; it flips from 9:59 to 10:00. Cut to Homestar Runner in bed yawning. Homestar sits up and looks out the window, and the music stops with a record needle sound. It is in the middle of the night.}'' <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again! <br />
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''{While Homestar says this, cut to outside Homestar's window looking in, then back inside again.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today! <br />
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''{Another record needle sound as the camera focuses on a page-a-day calendar, which reads 'Dec. 25 - "The D'Ween, Yo."'}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! It's Decemberween already! <br />
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''{Homestar jumps out of bed and runs off, the sound of him smacking into something is heard.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! I ran into the door! <br />
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''{Homestar gets up and runs off again. The camera shakes to banging noises offscreen.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dryly}'' Oh crap, I fell down the stairs. <br />
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''{Cut to outside Homestar's house. A naked, pixelated Homestar leaps outside and looks around.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighing}'' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow. <br />
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''{Homestar looks up at the snow.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Ooh, but it ''is'' snowing. <br />
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''{Cut back to the calendar, over which the cartoon title appears, then to a field view with the the title "Blah blah blah - The Brothers Chaps", then to the side of a Decemberween-decorated side of Bubs' Concession Stand and the title "Vocal Styles by Missy & Matt", then finally to the Strongs' living room with the title "Here we go."}''<br />
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''{In the Strongs' living room, a Capsela set and present wrappings are on the floor. Strong Mad is tossing a large rock with a winking face drawn on it and a ribbon up and catching it.}''<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! ''{holding the rock in front of his face}'' NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!<br />
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''{The camera pans over to reveal Strong Bad playing with an extending claw toy in front of a box labelled "Grabbo Arm".}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect. ''{to Strong Mad}'' I'd like to see somebody front on this. ''{calling}'' Hey, The Cheat! <br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera}'' Meh?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Grab ahold of that egg nog. <br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera}{"Okay" noise}''<br />
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''{The Cheat yelps as Strong Bad extends the Grabbo Arm to grab him, wearing a red nose and antlers and holding a glass of egg nog.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, man. <br />
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''{Cut outside, to Homsar waving a paintbrush, standing next to a Salvation Army-like red pail with a sign over it reading "Baked Beans". The paintbrush rings like a bell. Homestar runs by, then skids to a stop in the snow and turns around.}'' <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents. <br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I don't know what any of that means, but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket. Ah-tpoo! <br />
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''{Homestar spits into the bucket and runs off.}'' <br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' You're a real state trooper.<br />
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''{Homestar runs across the countryside in silhouette, then to Bubs' Concession Stand.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Bubs I need to buy everyone and their brother a Decemberween present! ''{panting}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Running a little late, aren't we Homestar? <br />
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''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got an hour and forty-five minutes. What do you got?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{motioning to his left}'' Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap! <br />
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''{Homestar walks over to the box, clearly labelled "aught four crap", and kneels down. The camera switches to inside the box looking out.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, what do we got here? ''{pulls out electrical tape}'' Electrical tape? Pom-Pom loves electrical tape. What else, what else? ''{pulls out a steak knife}'' Ooh, rusty steak knife. That's got Coach Z written all over it. <br />
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''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench in front of a TV dinner on a TV tray.}'' <br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Ooh, salisbury steak. Ring ring! ''{Picks up a phone with frayed wires, not attached to anything}'' Hellor? Ooh, Mom! Well, a very cheery Decemberween to you too! ''{shakes his head}'' Oh, Dad, it's you. Sorry about that. Yes, sir, I cooked a turkey, with the gravied yams and stuffinged ham. No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in. <br />
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''{The lights suddenly go out.}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Aww, crackles. ''{Dejectedly}'' I forgot to pay my bills again this year...<br />
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''{Cut back to Bubs' concession stand. Homestar pulls out a banana with an arrow through it.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, check this out. For the Poopsmith who has everything...! <br />
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'''BUBS:''' You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right. Ribbons. Bubs loves ribbons. Lessee...Strong Sad. Don't need to worry about Strong Sad. <br />
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''{Cut to an old fashioned bathtub with chains holding the boards covering the top in place.}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing, from locked inside the tub}'' One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher!<br />
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''{Cut to Marzipan's house, where she is sitting on the couch sporting Decemberween lights in her hair.}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present, I'm gonna' cook his goose. <br />
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''{Homestar runs in and trips, falling flat on his face in front of Marzipan. He gets up in a daze and hands Marzipan a wrapped present.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{groggily}'' Happy Decemberween, Marzi-man.<br />
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''{Homestar falls back on the floor and Marzipan opens the present.}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sounding disappointed}'' Wire cutters...? <br />
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''{Strong Bad walks in.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Foolish Homestar. Decemberween is not about getting people presents. It's about getting people ''good'' presents! ''Good presents!'' Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us! <br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, Homestar, it's perfect! <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It is?<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharfs. ''{singing to herself}'' Free the baby seals...<br />
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''{Marzipan walks off, smiling.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, shut my mouth. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well well, Strong-o Bad-o. Looks like the ol' captain of the team still has what it takes. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brandishing his Grabbo Arm}'' Oh yeah? Well, the Grabbo Arm has what it takes, ''{extends the arm}'' and what it takes is Marzipan's purse. <br />
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''{The Grabbo Arm comes back with Marzipan's purse.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No skin off my back. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks! Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{increduously}'' There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?! Oh, crap! I forgot to get everyone presents!<br />
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''{Homestar runs off again.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, it goes on and on like this.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!<br />
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''{Homestar Runner runs back behind Strong Bad.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously. Like until New Year's. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! there's only seven minutes left...<br />
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''{scene fades to black.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't know we had any wharfs. <br />
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''{The camera returns to Homestar's clock, which displays the number of minutes remaining until Decemberween/Christmas ends. The back button appears.}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on "Homestar's Clock" at the end to see what happened to the three main characters left out of this toon.<br />
:''{The King of Town, the Poopsmith, and Pom-Pom sit around a table in what is probably the King of Town's castle, two cans labeled "gravied yams" and "stuffinged ham" on the table. On the wall behind them is a sign that reads, "Left Out Characters' Support Group & Buffet."}'' <br />
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Pass the gravied yams, please. And don't bogart that stuffinged ham neither!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*The toy on the floor in the Strongs' living room is a [http://www.constructiontoys.com/store/capsela.php Capsela] set, a module-based construction set which can be used to make portable fans, real floating boats, all manner of wheel and caterpillar-driven vehicles, and even remote-controlled robots. It appears as though their set in particular was used to make a boat (the "balloon" capsules on the bottom are a dead giveaway).<br />
*Homestar has somehow got Cinnamon on his face again. He doesn't have to shave according to the [[caper]] easter egg.<br />
*Strong Sad being locked in the bathtub is a reference to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], when he says that's what his brothers do to him every Decemberween.<br />
*The song Strong Sad sings in the bathtub is "One Night in Bangkok," which is from the musical ''Chess''. It became a number one hit for Murray Head in 1984, and was composed and written by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus of ABBA and Tim Rice. However, the lyric he sings was not part of the original song: the similar line is, "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble."<br />
*At the end, [[Homestar's Clock]] shows how many minutes are left of Decemberween. The clock runs on your computer's clock and counts down to midnight on December 26. If the time runs out, the clock reads "It's Over", then starts over from 525,600 minutes left. (525,600 minutes is 365 days.) You can also force it to say "It's Over" if you right-click on the toon and pick "Play" from the menu (only works if viewing the flash file directly).<br />
*The outside of [[Homestar's House]] in the Decemberween toons looks nothing like the outside of his house in the other toons. Here and in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], the house has white paneling, unlike his usual red with white polka-dotted house.<br />
*The view of the outside of the house (panelling and steps) is very similar to Charlie Brown's house, which may explain the departure from previous toons. <br />
*This is the same house pictured in [[Three Times Halloween Funjob]].<br />
*Homestar's pajamas are exactly like the ones Michael Jackson wore in the "Beat It" music video.<br />
*Even though Strong Bad was unaware of wharfs in Free Country, USA, he is somewhat aware of the presence of docks, as seen in [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. Also, The Strong Bad mentioned the wharf in [[radio]].<br />
*Homsar's line "Alms for the pudgy!" could be a reference to the common call in Ye Olde London Towne "Alms for the poor!" (as shown in Christmas Carol and others).<br />
*The rusty steak knife being perfect for Coach Z may reference the fact that he's a "blade man, man" from [[personal favorites]].<br />
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=== Other Things of Interest ===<br />
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*This is one of the very few times when we see the inside of Homestar's house, and the first time we see his bedroom. The others are [[radio]] and [[caper]], and a very brief part of the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]]<br />
*This episode marks Homsar's first appearance in a Decemberween 'toon.<br />
*Strong Bad's Grabbo Arm makes the same noises as Homestar's tricked-out propeller cap in [[car]].<br />
*The dripping during Strong Sad's scene is the same sound used in [[Main Page 14]].<br />
*Strong Mad's rock is a reference to "Pet Rocks" which were popular in the mid-70's.<br />
*It's odd considering that [[Homestar]]'s tear-away calendar says it's the 25th, but he went to bed on the 24th and didn't wake up until the 25th, which means he couldn't change it. (Then again, he could have changed it before going to sleep and forgot.)<br />
*Homestar's bunny slippers have the eyes and ears upside down relative to one another. This is also true in [[caper]].<br />
*Apparently [[Free Country, USA]] has a wharf, although Strong Bad didn't know this either, despite him appearing in a boat in both [[lures & jigs]] and [[montage]].<br />
*The sound quality is higher than normal, resulting in crisper sound compared to other toons on the site.<br />
*This is the first main Decemberween 'toon that does not end in a multi-character holiday greeting.<br />
*Homestar's comment to Strong Bad referring to himself as the "ol' captain of the team" is also referenced in TBC's interview with [http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59261,00.html Wired]<br />
*The King of Town is the only main character not even mentioned in the main toon.<br />
*The Cheat has the least screentime. He's there for two seconds. Still, though the scene with Strong Sad locked in the bathtub lasts about six seconds, he is not actually seen at all.<br />
*The cup of eggnog The Cheat is holding is the same one from [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html watch "Homestar Presents: Presents"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04_mx.swf view the flash file for "Homestar Presents: Presents"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1544 forum thread re: "Decemberween Toon"]<br />
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<div>[[Image:deadlypallor.png|thumb|Strong Sad: Shock jock?]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #120'''<br />
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'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]],[[Trivia Time]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]] (Easter Egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter Egg)<br />
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Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio host, in various genres. <br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style. <br />
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''{types in "strongbad_email.exe"}''<br />
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<pre>subject: radio<br />
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give<br />
them any pointers on what they could say/do on their show?<br />
bowing to you<br />
Fraser, Scotland<br />
</pre><br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, no need to bow, Fraser. Get up. ''{reverently}'' Rise, my son. And giveth me instead $7.50 with which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders. ''{clears the screen}'' So, your "friends" are radio show hosts, huh? Well, the first rule of thumb for all radio personalities is to look absolutely nothing like how they sound. Take Ol' Greystoke for instance. <br />
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''{Cut to Strong Sad standing in his room}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Now here's a whiny know-it-all who sounds just like he looks. <br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Why thank you, Senator. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Quit calling me that. Anyway, if Strong Sad was a radio host, he'd sound like this:<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{In radio host voice}'' Hey hey hey, it's the Deathly Pallor, coming at you on the numbitty 902, WA3D FM, "The Sturge." Coming up next, we have some hot new tracks from double-O ballyhoo! <br />
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''{Strong Sad covers his mouth in horror while Strong Bad laughs.}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice/frightened}'' Don't you ever make me do that again! <br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So once they've got the voice/appearance mismatch working, then it all just depends on what kind of radio station they work for. Listen and loin as I run my test sentence through the various genres.<br />
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'''Voice-over:''' Strong Bad's test sentence is "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish." ''{The sentence appears on-screen.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' First up is public radio: smooth n' smarmy. <br />
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''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. A radio is sitting on the counter.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Public Radio host}'' Today on Capitol Hill, the fish was delish, and according to U.N. secretary council members, it made quite a dish. You are listening to member-supported public radio.<br />
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''{Public Radio theme song plays. Marzipan walks in.}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Dang old public radio. I never got my totebag. <br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Next up is the drive time morning show. ''{A morning show poster with two Strong Bad-like hosts appears onscreen.}'' These guys are like bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle. Or throw highball glasses at. <br />
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''{Cut to a clock-radio.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as morning talk show host, with sound effects in the background}'' Rise and shine, people! The fish was delish. ''{canned laughter}'' Wait for it, wait for it!''{clowny sounds}'' And it made quite a dish. <br />
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''{Cut back from the clock-radio to show Homestar in his house with a Public Radio totebag over his head, holding a highball glass containing a brown liquid with ice cubes.}'' <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, squawk box! Shut it up about the fish already. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi-ball! ''{throws highball glass at radio}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Then there's the utter misery that is college radio, where they apparently just let any bewildered freshman wander in to the booth and try to run a radio station. <br />
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''{Cut to a boombox containing a blank tape.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host, over a song ending and some feedback}'' Uh, that, that was "The fish was delish" and we heard... track six...''{thumbing through papers}'' "it made... quite a dish". <br />
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''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, where he is sitting next to the boombox writing some calligraphy.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on radio}'' Um... cam... campus outreach is looking for... hang on...<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' College radio can pretty much be summed up in five words: <br><br />
Dead air, um, dead air. <br />
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''{Cut back to the boombox}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host}'' Okay, I am out of here for today, but um, but first up is, an, um, okay... an... an hour of chanting.<br />
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''{A chant plays on the boombox, and Strong Sad's hand hits the Play and Record buttons.}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And just in case your friends are um, in the past: here's old-timey radio.<br />
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''{cut to 1936 style and an old-timey radio, with The Strong Bad reading in front of a microphone}''<br />
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'''THE STRONG BAD:''' ''{as old-timey radio host}'' This week on The Fish Was Delish progrum, brought to you by Portly Washboy laundry paste, we join The Fish down at the wharf as he closes in on the Quite a Dish gang's hideout. Stay tuned for partial excitement. <br />
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''{The Portly Washboy logo appears. It is of a boy and a heaping jar of paste with a spoon in it.}''<br />
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'''Voice-over:''' ''{singing}'' Portly Washboy. Don't eat it like the cartoon, man. <br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Done and done, Fraser. Your friends should be well on their way to annoying drivers and gas station attendants the world over. Ooh! And see if you can score me some free coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers from their station. Those free giveaways: Highly flammable. <br />
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br />
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<pre>Click here to e-mail Strong Bad<br />
strongbad@homestarrunner.com</pre><br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
* Click on Strong Sad's stomach while he does the radio voice to see a t-shirt from WA3D FM "The Sturge" radio station.<br />
* Click on the text in the test sentence to see the book it was based on.<br />
* Click on "coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers" after [[The Paper]] comes down to see them.<br />
* Click on "annoying" after The Paper comes down to see/hear more of Strong Sad's new persona.<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{normal voice}'' Oh, I disagree! I think it's more than just a matter of simple economics. In fact, I'd say...<br />
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{radio host voice and mannerisms, with music}'' Oh, yeah! What's the craze that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two "The Sturge." Don't you touch that BLEBERTYBLOUGH!<br />
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:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused}'' Blebertyblough?<br />
* Click on "me" after The Paper comes down to see more of old timey Strong Bad.<br />
:'''RADIO:''' ''{The Strong Bad}'' Stay tuned for partial excitement!<br />
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:'''THE STRONG BAD:''' ''{listening}'' Drat and double drat! It's true what they say! The radio really does add four and twenty stone to one's voice!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*After the text of "The Fish Was Delish..." disappears, you can still click where it was and it will come up.<br />
*Strong Sad's left sleeve disappears during parts of that easter egg. If you click on him again it appears. (Depicted in article image above.)<br />
*The totebag on Homestar's head reads: ''PRS Public Radio Sounds "Smooth 'n Smarmy"''<br />
*"Four-and-twenty stone" is 336 pounds (one stone = 14 pounds).<br />
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=== References ===<br />
==== To other cartoons ====<br />
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*This is the second time Strong Sad has confused Strong Mad by saying something weird. The first was in [[caffeine]], after he said parakeet.<br />
*Strong Sad's calligraphy pen is also featured in his action figure in the easter egg for [[action figure]], and from the [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]].<br />
*The college radio is [[WSBD|89.3 WSBD The Voice of CGNU]], "Several Dozen Listeners". This refers to [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].<br />
*The [[Trivia Time]] cookie jar appears in Marzipan's kitchen.<br />
*Homestar's command of "shut it up" is a reference to The Cheat's [[crazy cartoon]].<br />
*This is the second time we've seen the interior of Homestar's House. The first was in [[caper]], when Strong Bad and The Cheat tried to steal his Jumbles. Apparently, someone fixed his cow lamp, which is seen at the righthand side of the screen.<br />
*Strong Sad refers to himself as a "deathly pallor," harking back to Coach Z's introduction of Strong Sad in the email [[impression]].<br />
*Strong Bad says the words "absolutely nothing" exactly the same way in the email [[website]].<br />
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==== To real things ====<br />
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* A [[Wikipedia:Highball_glass|highball glass]] is a tall, narrow glass typically used to serve certain types of alcohol and cocktails.<br />
**Homestar's "highball," therefore, isn't a highball at all, since it's served in a short, stout glass rather than a tall, thin one.<br />
** The glass Homestar throws is a "Rocks Glass", which are generally short and stout.<br />
*Marzipan's reference to the totebag has to do with public radio often having on-air fundraisers where they offer gifts for different levels of donations.<br />
* The real WSBD is a news radio station in Ohio.<br />
*The book "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish" (see Easter Eggs) is an obvious spoof of [[Wikipedia:Dr. Seuss|Dr. Seuss]]'s books, even down to the name of the author, [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Lem 'The Crazy Prof.' Sportsinterviews]].<br />
*Marzipan's book ''Tolstoy Story 2'' is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Leo Tolstoy|Leo Tolstoy]], a famous Russian author, and also to the Disney/Pixar film ''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story 2|Toy Story 2]]''.<br />
*PRS might be a reference to PBS, or the Public Broadcasting System, who give tote bags to people for donations when they ask for money. PRS could also be a reference to PRI, Public Radio International. PBS and PRI combined = PRS<br />
*The bit where the voice-over tells the viewer what the test phrase is in whispered tones is a reference to game shows like "Password," where something similar would occur so that the viewers knew what the password was.<br />
*Judging by Strong Sad's T-shirt, "The Sturge" is short for [[Wikipedia:Sturgeon| sturgeon]], a large, rare fish and is an obvious spoof of radio stations named after animals. For example, ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077097/ WKRP in Cincinatti],'' had the mascot, "the WKRP Carp."<br />
*"That's the way the cookie crumbles" was Bruce Nolan's sign off phrase for his newscasting job in the Jim Carrey movie ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0315327/ Bruce Almighty].''<br />
<br />
==== Possible references ====<br />
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad "Greystoke" is a possible reference to the fictional character [[Wikipedia:Tarzan|Tarzan]], who was the orphaned son of Lord Greystoke.<br />
*This may be a stretch, but 'the fish was delish, and made quite a dish' might be a reference to the old short lived live action series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where Michelangelo sings a similar song.<br />
*The Strong Bad saying "Drat and double drat!" is also said by Dick Dastardly from the '60s cartoon "The Wacky Races".<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail120.html view "radio"]<br><br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail120.swf view the flash file for "radio"]<br />
<br />
{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:The Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Sneak Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/virusvirus2004-11-15T17:35:41Z<p>evanzedd: Fun Facts</p>
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<div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the Compy 386]]<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt.<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from [[The Reddest Radish]]. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail [[cartoon]].<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail [[for kids]].<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
*During the cloud scene right before the computer gets fixed, a silhouette of [[Rather Dashing|Rather Dashing]] (the [[Peasant's Quest|Peasant's Quest]] protagonist) walks across the screen.<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
*The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
*The "It is now safe to turn off your computer" screen is from old Windows 95 Machines which could not turn themselves off.<br />
*Bubs selling the broken Compy 386 (easter egg) is a reference to [[KoT E-mail]], in which we learn Bubs had also sold the broken Tandy 400.<br />
*When Homestar appears on the screen his body is that of Old Timey Homestar.<br />
*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/cards.swf Trading Cards] that has since been removed from the site.<br />
*The "Click the Monkey" phrase, "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome", was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. It has since been changed, though. The phrase is also heard in [[The Cheat Theme Song]].<br />
*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the last iteration of the Characters page ([http://homestarrunner.com/yearbook.html The Yearbook]).<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]<br />
<br />
{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category: Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category: Marzipan Filmography]][[Category: The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category: The King of Town Filmography]][[Category: Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar_TalkerHomestar Talker2004-11-15T17:34:15Z<p>evanzedd: /* Easter Eggs */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:homestartalker.PNG|thumb|Making! Out! With! Marzipan!]]<br />
<br />
In this game you can click on bunch of words to make [[Homestar Runner]] say them.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*Homestar pronounces his "R"'s when clicking "are".<br />
*Homestar and Strong Bad have their modern appearances in this game, but TBC obviously modified their faces to look like they do today. Even so, they have the old crappy voices.<br />
*This was in the very first games menu.<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
[[Image:strongbadtalker.PNG|thumb|The secret Strong Bad Talker]]<br />
<br />
*If you make Homestar say "Pom Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out," the Homstar Talker switches to the hidden Strong Bad Talker. This easter egg phrase was changed a while ago from "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome."<br />
<br />
*On the Strong Bad talker, if you make Strong Bad say "But Homestar can win the stupid competition," it takes you to the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]]. Oddly enough, you can insert the word "loser" into Strong Bad's message; it has no effect whatsoever.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*Page Title: '''Homestar Talker'''<br />
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/talky2.html Game]<br />
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/talky2.swf Game (flash file)]<br />
<br />
[[Category: Games]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/virusvirus2004-11-15T17:20:28Z<p>evanzedd: Fun Facts</p>
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<div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the Compy 386]]<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt.<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
*During the cloud scene right before the computer gets fixed, a silhouette of [[Rather Dashing|Rather Dashing]] (the [[Peasant's Quest|Peasant's Quest]] protagonist) walks across the screen.<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
*The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
*The "It is now safe to turn off your computer" screen is from old Windows 95 Machines which could not turn themselves off.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]<br />
<br />
{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the Compy 386]]<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt.<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
*During the cloud scene right before the computer gets fixed, a silhouette of Rather Dashing (the [[Peasant's Quest|Peasant's Quest]] protagonist) walks across the screen.<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
*The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
*The "It is now safe to turn off your computer" screen is from old Windows 95 Machines which could not turn themselves off.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]<br />
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{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the Compy 386]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
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<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt.<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen.<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
*During the cloud scene right before the computer gets fixed, a silhouette of Rather Dashing (the Peasant's Quest protagonist) walks across the screen.<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
*The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
*The "It is now safe to turn off your computer" screen is from old Windows 95 Machines which could not turn themselves off.<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]<br />
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<div>'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is now large, grey, and badly drawn, while the rest of him is as normal. INstead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see the compy on sale at Bub's concession stand.<br />
<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a changed Cheat Commando episode.<br />
<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen.<br />
<br />
*If you go to the URL that pops up in your adress bar, ( http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html ) you can see a Homestar pop-up that adds a few words on to the "Making out with Marzipan" line.(which are actually already in the toon, just harder to hear with it being played tons of times)<br />
<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
<br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other life as Masked Distractor The [[Thnikkaman]]. Bubs may have taken action against the Compy in order to protect his secret identity.<br />
<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
<br />
* The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread SB Email #118!]<br />
<br />
{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category: Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category: Marzipan Filmography]][[Category: The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category: The King of Town Filmography]][[Category: Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/virusvirus2004-11-15T17:02:29Z<p>evanzedd: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is now large, grey, and badly drawn, while the rest of him is as normal. INstead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see the compy on sale at Bub's concession stand.<br />
<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a changed Cheat Commando episode.<br />
<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
<br />
*If you go to the URL that pops up in your adress bar, ( http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html ) you can see a Homestar pop-up that adds a few words on to the "Making out with Marzipan" line.(which are actually already in the toon, just harder to hear with it being played tons of times)<br />
<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
<br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other life as Masked Distractor The [[Thnikkaman]]. Bubs may have taken action against the Compy in order to protect his secret identity.<br />
<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
<br />
* The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
<br />
*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread SB Email #118!]<br />
<br />
{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category: Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category: Marzipan Filmography]][[Category: The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category: The King of Town Filmography]][[Category: Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/virusvirus2004-11-15T17:00:00Z<p>evanzedd: /* Fun Facts */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br />
<br />
[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
ert+<br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf<br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{reads up to "'0lu8" before stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types it again, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Edgar the Virus<br />
Hunter<br />
<br />
programmed entirely<br />
in mom's basement<br />
by Edgar c1982<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Virus Protection<br />
version .0001<br />
<br />
Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
<br />
scanning...<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' OK Edgar, now drop a TRAIN on 'em!<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Scan Complete!<br />
<br />
423, 827<br />
Viruses Found!<br />
<br />
A New Record!!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That is NOT a small number! That is a BIG number! What'm I gonna do?<br />
<br />
''{The following text now appears on the screen}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Computer over.<br />
<br />
Virus = Very Yes.<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals "very yes?" That's not a good prize!<br />
<br />
''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br />
<br />
''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br />
<br />
<code><br />
<head><br />
<href>No loafing</href><br />
<body><br />
</code><br />
<br />
''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from Strong Sad's Lament}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
<br />
''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. VERY yes.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, The Cheat!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the left of the computer desk, then stops}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts to the left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is now large, grey, and badly drawn, while the rest of him is as normal. INstead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No no! Don't touch that!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here! Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not supposed to be possible!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and this one ''{picks up "characters from the bottom menu}''<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is so awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-<br />
<br />
''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br />
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br />
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br />
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little more to the left... Good, good<br />
<br />
''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''<br />
<br />
'''THE UGLY ONE}''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br />
<br />
''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''<br />
<br />
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! No! Please! Stop! Get back! Cease it! Uncool!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPG, his legs are doubled (one red, one blue) and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly. Random garbage graphics keep flying by in the foreground.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' With Marzipan's Radish we can go and-a win the competition!<br />
<br />
''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br />
<br />
''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of th- wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! I mean computer.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPG. I had no choice!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad runs offscreen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs! Can I have my leg back, now?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I don't know the crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' I don't know the crapfully yours. *sniff* I can't RELATE! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I can't ''RELATE''! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.<br />
<br />
''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' I don't remember your NAME, Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see the compy on sale at Bub's concession stand.<br />
<br />
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a changed Cheat Commando episode.<br />
<br />
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br />
**If you tab over to where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br />
<br />
*If you go to the URL that pops up in your adress bar, ( http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html ) you can see a Homestar pop-up that adds a few words on to the "Making out with Marzipan" line.(which are actually already in the toon, just harder to hear with it being played tons of times)<br />
<br />
*After Homestar removes the words "games", "characters", and "downloads" from the bottom of the screen, all of the other words, except for "toons", are still clickable.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*A lot of the things said during the time when the viruses go haywire are quotes from previous episodes. For example, SB talking about radishes is from the reddest radish. The Ugly One says one of the lines from the Cheat's cartoon in the SBemail 'cartoon'.<br />
<br />
*When Strong Sad appears after the water flows out of the Compy 386, if you look to the top right corner you see the words "Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." which refers to the Strong Bad e-mail "For Kids"<br />
<br />
*When the screen switches to the "Teen Girl Squad" screen, the issue number is the first nine digits of Pi.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_formula#Quadratic_formula The quadratic formula] is a mathematical equation used for finding solutions to quadratic equations. <br />
<br />
*When Bubs' mouth is a broken jpeg, it has the letters "TH." this is a reference to his other life as Masked Distractor The [[Thnikkaman]]. Bubs may have taken action against the Compy in order to protect his secret identity.<br />
<br />
*The floppy on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "Spy vs. Spy" before it melts into the desk. Spy vs. Spy, based on the feature comic of Mad Magazine, was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br />
<br />
*In the easter egg with Fightgar, notice that his gun is Homestar's leg.<br />
<br />
*This is most likely the end of the Compy 386 era. We should see a new computer in the next email or so. The last computer change was in [[invisibility]]<br />
<br />
*This is one of only a few emails where the characters seem to "break the fourth wall" by recognizing their existence as cartoon characters on a computer screen rather than in a fictional world of their own. Other emails where they do this are [[flashback]] (they extend the size of the display area and Homestar is "behind the black") and [[the process]] (the entire email implies that Strong Bad is aware that he is a cartoon being watched by people at home).<br />
<br />
*Note that the sound Strong Mad makes as he doodles off the screen is the same as Homsar's movement noise.<br />
<br />
* The sound that the shotgun makes (i.e. everything returning to normal) is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.<br />
<br />
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux "Linux"] refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software Free] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like Unix-like] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_%28computer_science%29 kernel] originally written for the 386 by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds Linus Torvalds] in 1991, or an entire operating system which uses this kernel. The name is often thrown around as a buzzword by those who do not know what it is, which explains Strong Bad's absolutely random use of the name.<br />
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*Bubs' computer expertise was first recognized in [[The System is Down]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread SB Email #118!]<br />
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<div>[[Image:halloween_fairstival_screen.png|thumb|Bobbin' for turduckens]]<br />
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The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The King Of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] (easter egg), [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
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'''Page Title:''' A Boogidy, Boogidy<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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"Halloween Fairstival"<br />
<br />
Spoken By Matt and Missy<br />
<br />
Maken By Mike and Matt<br />
<br />
Here go the first scene...<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Alright boys, it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?<br />
<br />
''(The cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Come again?<br />
<br />
''(Again, the cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What’s wrong there, Philly cheat steak? You got-a some Hiccups? Well you picked the perfect night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. Let's see what’s going on tonight. There’s gotta be something scary. <br />
<br />
''(Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh, that’s perfect! I’ve seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' You scared yet The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh? ''(in a scared voice)'' Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!<br />
<br />
''(Coach Z appears)''<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' ''(in a frightening voice)'' Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' ''(clears throat)'' Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat. You got anything that's not just gross and moist? <br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' What could be scarier than Blue Star ointment?! Ooooooh! <br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Alright, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' Hey! You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' This night. Black as pitch. Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare The Cheat. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' Ooh, I got just the thing! Rapping at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh I get it, let me try one! A butt for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. I'm sorry The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh 'em out! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! That sounds like a segue!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha Halloween above Bubs)''<br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' I mean seriously people, it’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left? ''(Strong Mad laughs)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Say Bubs, your comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand. <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t drive! <br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Awwwww, let's get out here, my bad pennies. <br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad and the Cheat leave)''<br />
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'''Strong Mad:''' This guy cracks me up! <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' And, airline food! I mean, Humminah-what. ''(Strong Mad laughs again)''<br />
<br />
''(cut to sign The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob)''<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get your Halloween on. Bobbin' for Turdurkens!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad. <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Howdy boys, either of you got a wicked mashed potato Jones? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!<br />
<br />
''(Cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! And then…<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that'll just scare him? <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' I have this X-Ray of my heart.<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' That’s not scary, that’s... promising!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''': Come on The Cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace.<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Yes. Let’s.<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What's up no talkers keep on … no talking. <br />
<br />
''(Cut to Marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit )''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What is this mess? <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Ready everybody, a one, and a two and a here we go ''(Marzipan sings)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' The Cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! <br />
<br />
''(Hiccup)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh man! <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Good Job The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!<br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad makes vomitting noises)''<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some witches brew? I got some right here. 2 jars. Cold, hot fresh witches brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women and song. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Witches brew eh… Alright, we’ll take one jar! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Here you go<br />
<br />
''(Cheat drinks it and hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh crap! He’s still got em. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Aww ok… but uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Nah I’m good for it. I’ll pay you the ten bucks right now!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Hey The Cheat, I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping! <br />
<br />
''(Cheat takes cash and stops)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh! Hey Homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Ok you gotta deal! ''(Homestar trys)'' Strong Bad. I couldn’t do it. For Very Long. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Right right, a lot of ducks!<br />
<br />
(Keeps trying and fade)<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with [[Homsar]]<br />
**Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club (after which, [[Homsar]] will appear).<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*The page title is a reference to [[Malloween Commercial]].<br />
*The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American rock & roll band [[Wikipedia:Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk Railroad]].<br />
*Strong Bad's Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker costume is frighteningly accurate, right down to the mustache semi-concealed by white pancake makeup.<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]] is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.<br />
*"The Three Most Important People in the World" are characters in the film [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]. Bubs is dressed as the Person played by Clarence Clemons, legendary saxophonist for [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band]]. The other two Most Important People were played by Martha Davis of [[Wikipedia:The Motels|The Motels]] and Fee Waybill of [[Wikipedia:The Tubes|The Tubes]].<br />
*Strong Sad's David Bowie costume is inspired by the cover of the 1973 Bowie album [[Wikipedia:Aladdin Sane|Aladdin Sane]].<br />
*The dripping towel noise is the same as the dripping faucet noise from [[Main Page 14]].<br />
*The three items for sale by Pom-Pom and the Poopsmith are:<br />
**The blender from [[Main Page 19]]<br />
**Credenza the ficus, brought back from the dead in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
**The [[Trivia Time]] cookie jar<br />
*The Cheat is dressed as Sigmund from the 1970s children's television show [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069632/ Sigmund and the Sea Monsters], produced by the legendary team [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft]].<br />
*The King Of Town is dressed as The Mayor of Halloweenville, from the children's movie The Nightmare Before Christmas.<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html watch "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.swf view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1167 forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
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<div>[[Image:halloween_fairstival_screen.png|thumb|Bobbin' for turduckens]]<br />
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The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The King Of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] (easter egg), [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
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'''Page Title:''' A Boogidy, Boogidy<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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<br />
"Halloween Fairstival"<br />
<br />
Spoken By Matt and Missy<br />
<br />
Maken By Mike and Matt<br />
<br />
Here go the first scene...<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Alright boys, it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?<br />
<br />
''(The cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Come again?<br />
<br />
''(Again, the cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What’s wrong there, Philly cheat steak? You got-a some Hiccups? Well you picked the perfect night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. Let's see what’s going on tonight. There’s gotta be something scary. <br />
<br />
''(Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh, that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' You scared yet The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh? ''(in a scared voice)'' Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!<br />
<br />
''(Coach Z appears)''<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' ''(in a frightening voice)'' Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' ''(clears throat)'' Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat. You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist? <br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' What could be scarier than Blue Star ointment?! Ooooooh! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Alright, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' Hey! You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' This night. Black as pitch. Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare The Cheat. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' Ooh, I got just the thing! Rapping at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh I get it, let me try one! A butt for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. I'm sorry The Cheat, looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh 'em out! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! That sounds like a segue!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha Halloween above Bubs)''<br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' I mean seriously people, tt’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left? ''(Strong Mad laughs)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand. <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t drive! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Awwwww, let's get out here, my bad pennies. <br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad and the Cheat leave)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Mad:''' This guy cracks me up! <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' And, airline food! I mean, Humminah-what. ''(Strong Mad laughs again)''<br />
<br />
''(cut to sign The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob)''<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad. <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Howdy boys, either of you got a wicked mashed potato Jones? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!<br />
<br />
''(Cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! And then…<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that'll just scare him? <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' I have this X Ray of my heart.<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' That’s not scary, that’s... promising!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''': Come on The Cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace.<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Yes …. Let’s<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What's up no talkers keep on … no talking. <br />
<br />
''(Cut to Marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit )''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What is this mess? <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Ready everybody, a one, and a two and a here we go ''(Marzipan sings)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' The Cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! <br />
<br />
''(Hiccup)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh man! <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!<br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad makes vomitting noises)''<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some witches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars. Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women and song. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Witches brew eh… Alright we’ll take one jar! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Here you go<br />
<br />
''(Cheat drinks it and hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh crap! He’s still got em. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Aww ok… but uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Nah I’m good for it. I’ll pay you the ten bucks right now!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Hey The Cheat, I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping! <br />
<br />
''(Cheat takes cash and stops)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh! Hey Homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Ok you gotta deal! ''(Homestar trys)'' Strong Bad. I couldn’t do it. For Very Long. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Right right, a lot of ducks!<br />
<br />
(Keeps trying and fade)<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with [[Homsar]]<br />
**Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
*The page title is a reference to [[Malloween Commercial]].<br />
*The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American rock & roll band [[Wikipedia:Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk Railroad]].<br />
*Strong Bad's Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker costume is frighteningly accurate, right down to the mustache semi-concealed by white pancake makeup.<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]] is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.<br />
*"The Three Most Important People in the World" are characters in the film [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]. Bubs is dressed as the Person played by Clarence Clemons, legendary saxophonist for [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band]]. The other two Most Important People were played by Martha Davis of [[Wikipedia:The Motels|The Motels]] and Fee Waybill of [[Wikipedia:The Tubes|The Tubes]].<br />
*Strong Sad's David Bowie costume is inspired by the cover of the 1973 Bowie album [[Wikipedia:Aladdin Sane|Aladdin Sane]].<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html watch "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.swf view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1167 forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
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<div>[[Image:halloween_fairstival_screen.png|thumb|Bobbin' for turduckens]]<br />
<br />
The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The King Of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] (easter egg), [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
<br />
'''Page Title:''' A Boogidy, Boogidy<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
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"Halloween Fairstival"<br />
<br />
Spoken By Matt and Missy<br />
<br />
Maken By Mike and Matt<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?<br />
<br />
''(The cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Come again?<br />
<br />
''(Again, the cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What’s wrong there, Philly cheat steak? You got-a some Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight? There’s gotta be something scary. <br />
<br />
''(Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh, that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh?<br />
<br />
''(in a scared voice)'' Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!<br />
<br />
''(Coach Z appears)''<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' ''(in a frightening voice)'' Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist? <br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' What could be scarier than Blue Star ointment?! Ooooooh! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' Ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. I'm sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! That sounds like a segway!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha Halloween above Bubs)''<br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand. <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t drive! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies. <br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad and the Cheat leave)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Mad:''' This guy cracks me up! <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' And, airline food! I mean, Humminah-what.<br />
<br />
''(cut to sign The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob)''<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad. <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Howdy boys, either of you got a wicked mashed potato Jones? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!<br />
<br />
''(Cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then…<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him? <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' I have this X Ray of my heart.<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' That’s not scary, that’s... promising!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''': Come on the cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace.<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Yes …. Let’s<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What up no talkers keep on … no talking. <br />
<br />
''(Cut to Marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit )''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What is this mess? <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Ready everybody, a one, a two and here we go *She sings*<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' The cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! <br />
<br />
''(Hiccup)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh man! <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!<br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad makes vomitting noises)''<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some whiches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars. Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women and song. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Witches brew eh… Alright we’ll take one jar! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Alright here you go<br />
<br />
''(Cheat drinks it and hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh crap! He’s still got em. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Aww ok… but can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?<br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Nah I’m good for it I’ll pay you the ten bucks right now!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Hey the cheat I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping! <br />
<br />
''(Cheat takes cash and stops)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Hey Homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Ok you gotta deal! ''(Homestar trys)'' Strong Bad. I couldn’t do It. For Very Long. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Keep trying. Ten is a lot of bucks. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Right right, a lot of ducks!<br />
<br />
(Keeps trying and fade)<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with [[Homsar]]<br />
**Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
*The page title is a reference to [[Malloween Commercial]].<br />
*The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American rock & roll band [[Wikipedia:Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk Railroad]].<br />
*Strong Bad's Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker costume is frighteningly accurate, right down to the mustache semi-concealed by white pancake makeup.<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]] is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.<br />
*"The Three Most Important People in the World" are characters in the film [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]. Bubs is dressed as the Person played by Clarence Clemons, legendary saxophonist for [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band]]. The other two Most Important People were played by Martha Davis of [[Wikipedia:The Motels|The Motels]] and Fee Waybill of [[Wikipedia:The Tubes|The Tubes]].<br />
*Strong Sad's David Bowie costume is inspired by the cover of the 1973 Bowie album [[Wikipedia:Aladdin Sane|Aladdin Sane]].<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html watch "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.swf view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1167 forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
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[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]</div>evanzeddhttp://hrwiki.org/wiki/Halloween_FairstivalHalloween Fairstival2004-10-29T16:14:46Z<p>evanzedd: Formatting Changes to Transcript (was also 12.46.106.161)</p>
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<div>[[Image:halloween_fairstival_screen.png|thumb|Bobbin' for turduckens]]<br />
<br />
The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The King Of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] (easter egg), [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
<br />
'''Page Title:''' A Boogidy, Boogidy<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
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<br />
"Halloween Fairstival"<br />
<br />
Spoken By Matt and Missy<br />
<br />
Maken By Mike and Matt<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?<br />
<br />
''(The cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Come again?<br />
<br />
''(Again, the cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What’s wrong there, Philly cheat steak? You got-a some Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight? There’s gotta be something scary. <br />
<br />
''(Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Ooh, that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh?<br />
<br />
''(in a scared voice)'' Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!<br />
<br />
''(Coach Z appears)''<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' ''(in a frightening voice)'' Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist? <br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' What could be scarier than Blue Star ointment?! Ooooooh! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.<br />
<br />
'''Coach Z:''' You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged. <br />
<br />
''Strong Bad:''' I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' Ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. I'm sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Sad:''' You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! That sounds like a segway!<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha Halloween above Bubs)''<br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand. <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t drive! <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies. <br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad and the Cheat leave)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Mad:''' This guy cracks me up! <br />
<br />
'''Bubs:''' And, airline food! I mean, Humminah-what.<br />
<br />
''(cut to sign The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob)''<br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on. <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad. <br />
<br />
'''KoT:''' Howdy boys, either of you got a wicked mashed potato Jones? <br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!<br />
<br />
''(Cheat hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?<br />
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'''KoT:''' Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then…<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him? <br />
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'''KoT:''' I have this X Ray of my heart.<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' That’s not scary, that’s... promising!<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''': Come on the cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace.<br />
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'''KoT:''' Yes …. Let’s<br />
<br />
''(Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith)''<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' What up no talkers keep on … no talking. <br />
<br />
''(Cut to Marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit )''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' What is this mess? <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan:''' Ready everybody, a one, a two and here we go *She sings*<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' The cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! <br />
<br />
''(Hiccup)''<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Oh man! <br />
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'''Marzipan:''' Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!<br />
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'''Marzipan:''' Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!<br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad makes vomitting noises)''<br />
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'''Homestar Runner:''' Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some whiches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars. Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women and song. <br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Witches brew eh… Alright we’ll take one jar! <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' Alright here you go<br />
<br />
''(Cheat drinks it and hiccups)''<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh crap! He’s still got em. <br />
<br />
'''Homestar Runner:''' That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Aww ok… but can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?<br />
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'''Homestar Runner:''' Nah I’m good for it I’ll pay you the ten bucks right now!<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Hey the cheat I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping! <br />
<br />
''(Cheat takes cash and stops)''<br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Hey Homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing! <br />
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'''Homestar Runner:''' Ok you gotta deal! ''(Homestar trys)'' Strong Bad. I couldn’t do It. For Very Long. <br />
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'''Strong Bad:''' Keep trying. Ten is a lot of bucks. <br />
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'''Homestar Runner:''' Right right, a lot of ducks!<br />
<br />
(Keeps trying and fade)<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with [[Homsar]]<br />
**Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.<br />
*Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*The page title is a reference to [[Malloween Commercial]].<br />
*The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American rock & roll band [[Wikipedia:Grand Funk Railroad|Grand Funk Railroad]].<br />
*Strong Bad's Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker costume is frighteningly accurate, right down to the mustache semi-concealed by white pancake makeup.<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]] is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.<br />
*"The Three Most Important People in the World" are characters in the film [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]. Bubs is dressed as the Person played by Clarence Clemons, legendary saxophonist for [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band]]. The other two Most Important People were played by Martha Davis of [[Wikipedia:The Motels|The Motels]] and Fee Waybill of [[Wikipedia:The Tubes|The Tubes]].<br />
*Strong Sad's David Bowie costume is inspired by the cover of the 1973 Bowie album [[Wikipedia:Aladdin Sane|Aladdin Sane]].<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html watch "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.swf view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1167 forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"]<br />
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<div>[[Image:sbemail115.png|thumb|time capsule]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #115'''<br />
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[[Strong Bad]] tells us what he would put in a time capsule, to preserve his awesomeness after his death and be opened in X0 years.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Stinkoman]], [[20X6 Homestar]]<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.<br />
<br />
''{reading}''<br />
<br />
<pre>dear STRONG bad,<br />
you are extremely awesome but how are<br />
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre<br />
dead? why not make a time capsule of<br />
stuff filled with stuff about you to<br />
be opened in at least X0 years.<br />
please answer this,<br />
sam concord california</pre><br />
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''{Strong Bad puts an extreme emphasis on the STRONG in Strong Bad, says "This, I know" after "you are extremely awesome," reads "soooo" as "sue," pronounces "you'rre" as spelled, pronounces "capsule" as "capsoole," and pronounces "X0" as "exty"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme. Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule. So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans. No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days. And they're filled with uncool stuff like those leaf rubbins ''{an image of leaf rubbings pops up}''and current newspaper clippins ''{a newspaper clipping pops up}'' and... toenail snippins? ''{toenail snippings pop up onscreen}'' Anybody? ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Anyways, I'm talking about a f'real capsule. Y'know, like a big old headache medicine. So, what kinda cool stuff should I put in there? I guess I'd throw in a cassette tape with one of my #1 jams on it. And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right... ''{mumbles to self for a second}'' NOW!<br />
<br />
''{The doorbell rings. Cut to zoomed out view of Strong Bad at his computer desk}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Holy gosh! It worked! I'm the meanest genius!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar enters holding a shoebox}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, hey, can I put this gross old wig in your time machine?<br />
<br />
''{Homestar produces a gross old wig from the shoebox}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhm, it's a CAPSULE, no, and I hate you, get out.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool cool.<br />
<br />
''{Homestar puts the gross old wig on his face}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would you want to put that nasty old thing in a time capsule anyway?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cause it's gross and nasty and old and I don't want it.<br />
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''{Homestar takes the wig off and puts it on Strong Bad's floppy disk container}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a TRASH capsule. Look, this is for COOL stuff so people of the future know how cool I am.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well then I'll just make my OWN time box with a gross old wig in it. So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig!<br />
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''{Homestar puts the gross old wig back in the shoebox}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good. Now leave.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar leaves. Cut back to Compy 386}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And I might as well spit in it, just in case they ever figure out how to make people from spit. Ooh! Then I'd put some dry ice in there so when they open it up it looks all smoky and steamy and it says a-like "froosh" when they first open it. There'll be no doubt about my coolty.<br />
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''{Cut to the field, circa 20X6. Stinkoman is kneeling in front of a hole with dirt around his mouth}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh man, those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.<br />
<br />
''{Stinkoman sticks his hand in the hole where it makes an audible clanging sound against an unseen object}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUUUND?<br />
<br />
''{Stinkoman snatches a red and white capsule out of the hole. It opens with Strong Bad saying "froosh," and a cassette tape is revealed}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Lookie here! A power crunch!<br />
<br />
''{Stinkoman grabs the cassette and jams it into his mouth, crunching it up}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' It tastes like a #1 jam!<br />
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''{Stinkoman suddenly stands up, and bulks up , making the cliché powering up sound. 20X6 Homestar walks in with the gross old wig on his head}''<br />
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'''20X6 HOMESTAR:''' ''{not noticing Stinkoman's Ultra Sayian form}'' Hey Stinkoman! Look what I found buried in a time box!<br />
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''{Cut back to the present and the Compy 386}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, cassette tape is definitely the way to go. What could ever replace the durability of magnetic tape? Duct tape maybe. Man, I wonder when those groupies and royalties are getting here. What about right (hamina hooo) NOW! ''{stops typing}'' CRAP! OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW! Ugh. This could take a while. <br />
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''{The Paper comes down.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the time is passing by, oh it's such a lovely day NOW! 5-4-3-2-1-NOW! 5-4-3-2-1-NOW! 3-2-1-NOW! 2-1-NOW! NOW! 1-NOW! NOW!<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Clicking on "differently lame" shows a small advertisment for [[Coach Z]]'s Differently Lame Ale.<br />
*Clicking on "big ol'headache medicine" shows a bottle of "Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine".<br />
*Clicking on "cassette tape" at the end lets you listen to a song about [[Grumblecakes]].<br />
*These are the lyrics for it (after the part of which people go to prison)<br />
<pre>Girl, I know we haven't been through a lot together.<br />
In fact one might say we just met standing here in line at the batting cages,<br />
but there's one thing I'm sure of already.<br />
Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe,<br />
I just need them Grumblecakes. <br />
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.<br />
Let me get them Grumblecakes, and please don't grumble babe, I just need them Grumblecakes.<br />
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.<br />
I'm really going to grumble bake another batch of them Grumblecakes.<br />
So let's raise the Grumblestakes.<br />
Clean the yard with the Grumblerake.<br />
Girl give me a Grumble break.<br />
I wanna see you Grumble shake.<br />
Don't make a grumble mistake. <br />
Let me see you grumble down!</pre><br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*Homestar Runner's Time Box is a Freshley's shoe box, the same one he wore on one of his feet in "[[anything]]".<br />
*The newspaper clipping reads:<br />
<pre>Oct 4. - Little Boy Saves Turtle!<br />
"I found it in my shoe!!!"<br />
News - A local boy named "Geoff," found a turtle in his shoe <br />
and returned it to the terrarium on his desk. "His name is Slowbie, <br />
but now I think I'll call him Mr. Shoe." The boy's mother is very <br />
proud of her son. Calls to the turtle's mother were not immediately <br />
returned, but most agree she would be proud of Slowbie/Mr. Shoe.</pre><br />
*The date on newspaper clipping, October 4, is the day this e-mail was released.<br />
*The year "exty/X0" is a reference the [[20X6]] era. Suitably, [[Stinkoman]] shows up in a ''flashforward''<br />
*Stinkoman is willing to eat dirt as he was in [[Under Construction]]<br />
*"Slowbie" MIGHT be a reference to "[[2 years]]", in which Strong Bad called [[The Cheat]] the same thing.<br />
*"Grumblecakes" is a clear reference to "[[stupid stuff]]".<br />
*The time capsule looks awfully like the [[The Isle of Pom]].<br />
*Strong Bad can be seen counting on his thumbs while talking to Homestar.<br />
*Strong Bad sounds like [[Senor Cardgage]] when he mumbles.<br />
*The diskette in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] says "lunar lander".<br />
*When Strong Bad thought the royalties came he said "holy gosh!" instead of saying his once-favorite phrase, "holy crap"!<br />
*When Stinkoman opens the time capsule, the wheels of the tape are turning.<br />
*The hole in the ground is the exact same shape as the one that will be in Strong Badia 2 years from when the email [[2 years]] was written.<br />
*[[The Strong Bad]] effectively left a time capsule for Strong Bad by enclosing half his mustache in a letter in an easter egg in the email [[flashback]]. Strong Bad hasn't been seen with this envelope, however, unlike Stinkoman with Strong Bad's time capsule.<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail115.html watch "time capsule"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail115.swf view the flash file for "time capsule"]<br />
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