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Eating Non-Food Items

142.177.56.82 — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:47:45 GMT

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[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair.
*[[The Best Decemberween ever]] — Homestar says that Coach Z's been drinking Listerine.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo instead of a carrot, dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town claims that he hopes it isn't illegal or unethical to want to eat yourself and that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something".

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*[[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]].

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad stuffs the paper containing the last panel of the comic into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it, and [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that it's [[pizza]].

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chain-whip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Eating Non-Food Items

142.177.56.82 — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:47:12 GMT

142.177.56.82:

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair.
*[[The Best Decemberween ever]] Homestar says that Coach Z's been drinking Listerine.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo instead of a carrot, dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town claims that he hopes it isn't illegal or unethical to want to eat yourself and that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something".

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*[[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]].

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad stuffs the paper containing the last panel of the comic into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it, and [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that it's [[pizza]].

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chain-whip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]