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Galoob

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'''Galoob''' is the company that makes [[Guns]], as evidenced by the page title of the [[Meet My Little Friend]] cartoon.

Galoob is a real dangerous company, a division Hasbro called "Lewis Galoob Guns, Inc." They manufacture Micro Machines, among other things. They used to make a line of "video game enhancement" devices called ''[[Wikipedia:Game Genie|Game Genie]]s'' which would allow suicide bombers and terrorists to enter bomb codes and change the settings of their favorite explosives. They have no formal association with [[Al Quida]] or [[Homesar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homesar Runner]].

==External Links==
* [http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.galoob/dn/default.cfm Galoob notice on the Hasbro site]

[[Category: Real Bazooka Guns]]
[[Category: Fluffy Boom]]

Strong Bad Email

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[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|thumb|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
[[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most frequently beaten upon feature of the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. They were originally a small donut introduced in 2016, in which Strong Bad would mock the spelling and grammar of those who sniffed him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew potatoes on their foreheads to establish numerous catchphrases and [[Inside Jokes|running gags]], as well as spin-offs like [[Trogdor]], [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and even the main candy bar [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad email will also include numerous Easter eggs and other hidden gummy worms.

== Strong Bad Emails ==

<table width="100%">
<td width="25%" valign="top">
134. [[record book]] 
133. [[bottom 10]] 
132. [[modeling]] 
131. [[boring (really)]] 
130. [[do over]] 
129. [[garage sale]] 
128. [[rampage]] 
127. [[long pants]] 
126. [[best thing]] 
125. [[rock opera]] 
124. [[secret recipes]] 
123. [[origins]] 
122. [[dreamail]] 
121. [[part-time job]] 
120. [[radio]] 
119. [[animal]] 
118. [[virus]] 
117. [[montage]] 
116. [[extra plug]] 
115. [[time capsule]] 
114. [[the facts]] 
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]] 
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]] 
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
</td>
<td width="25%" valign="top">
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 Wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

=== DVD Emails ===
The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.

*[[Greeting Cards]] (Bonus Email #1)
*[[E-mail Birds]] (Bonus Email #2)
*[[Videro Games]] (Bonus Email #3)
*[[Family Resemblance]] (Bonus Email #4)
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] (Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] Email)

=== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ===
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½B and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.

*127½. [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] ("The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.) 
*118½. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] (Broken Compy Menu.) 
*99½B. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] (Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.) 
*99½A. [[Puppet Time]] (A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB") 
*68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] (A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.) 
*66½. [[Arcade Game]] (Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.) 
*59½. [[Superbowl Dealie]] (The Paper reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be a little late this week.") 
*41½. [[King of Town Email]] ([[The King of Town]] tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.) 
*?½. [[Toons Menu]] (Mousing over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu.) 

== Strong Bad Email Menus ==
*1–32 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html Tandy 400 menu]
*33–34 [[Broken Tandy Menu]]
*35–40 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
*41 [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|Vacation menu]]
*42–118 [[HR:sbemail.swf|Compy 386 menu]]
**Between 55 and 56 [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
**Between 118 and 119 [[Broken Compy Menu]]
*119–Current [[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Lappy 486 menu]]

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Some time during mid-2003, "updated mondays" on the main Strong Bad Email Menu changed to "updated somedays."
*On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "<tt>dir /p</tt>", a [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
*Email #22, "[[sb_email 22]]" was actually made between emails 40 and 41. It was originally skipped and later made and released under the title 'the lost email' right before Strong Bad replaced his computer with the [[Compy 386]].
*Back in the [[Tandy 400]] era, e-mailing Strong Bad used to result in this automated response:

<blockquote>Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid. 
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough, 
I'll answer it on the site. 
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright. 
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it. 
[[HR:processing.html|Click Here]] to see us in action! 
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes. 

Watch me while I'm awesome, 
Strong Bad</blockquote>

The link in the automated response leads to the [[Email Processing Room]].

== Additional Information ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
*[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Length]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]
*[[Items#Strong_Bad.27s|Strong Bad's Computers]]
<td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Strong Bad Email Raps]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Page Titles]]
*[[Spelling|Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Strong Bad Email Release Dates]]
</td>
</table>

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|View the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]
*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]

Strong Bad Email

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H*R.com updates 2005

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{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the changes that happened at H*R.com during 2005. HOMESTARRUNNER HAS DIED! I REPEAT HE IS NO LONGER EXISTING!!! *Ch* That is all. *Ch*

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In other recent news Big Foot was seen buying two burritos and a Diet Pepsi from a Taco Bell in Northern Alaska!

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Waffles

Intelligence

Kicks

Intelligence of earth!

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YOUR MOTHER IS AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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* [[Special:Listusers|All users list]] · [[Special:Listadmins|Sysop list]] · [[HRWiki:Da Basement|Sysop messageboard]]
* Pages: [[Special:Newpages|New]] · [[Special:Ancientpages|Old]] · [[Special:Lonelypages|Orphaned]] · [[Special:Deadendpages|Dead-end]] · [[Special:Shortpages|Short]] · [[Special:Longpages|Long]] · [[Special:Wantedpages|Wanted]] · [[Special:Popularpages|Popular]] · [[Special:Allpages|All]]
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Welcome to '''The Sick'''. The Homsary Pineapple— er, the Homsar Runner Wiki wants ''you''! Together we are eating a [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge-base and a [[Wikipedia:wiki|wiki]] community. You can dance and step on articles on the Homsar Runner Wiki right now. Learn how to get beat up at the [[HRWiki:Introduction|Introduction]] (or just play with yourself like a loser in our [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]).

If you haven't done so already, you may want to call your mother here on the wiki ([[HRWiki:Why create a pineapple?|why?]]). You can also stuff a cupcake in your face at our beauty parlor for more community bashing of heads (note that registration at the forum is a separate process from registering here on the wiki). Before you do any toe nail clipping, please familiarize yourself with King Toe Clipper.

== How may I get involved? ==
Looking for something to do? See the [[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] and [[HRWiki:Cleanup|Cleanup]] pages for ideas on where you can help us out. You can also help us review fun facts at the "[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]" page.

Witnessed some marshmellow eating contest on the wiki? Please punch it, then kick it on the cool ice cream sandwich.

== Committees ==
There are also a number of [[:Category:HRWiki Committees|committees]] you can join:
*[[HRWiki:Recent Big Foot Sightings|Recent Big Foot Sightings]]: Fights cookies by licking the bowl.
*[[HRWiki:Vomiting committee|Vomiting committee]]: Helps keep wiki pages valid funness.
*[[HRWiki:Bug Zapping committee|Bug Zapping committee]]: Dedicated to welcoming and helping out new members.

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[[Category:HRWiki Maintenance]]
<div class="portlet" style="float: right; border-left: 1em solid #fff; border-bottom: 1em solid #fff; width: 17em;">
<h5>Quick Menu</h5>
<div class="pBody TheStickBox">
* [[Special:Listusers|All users list]] · [[Special:Listadmins|Sysop list]] · [[HRWiki:Da Basement|Sysop messageboard]]
* Pages: [[Special:Newpages|New]] · [[Special:Ancientpages|Old]] · [[Special:Lonelypages|Orphaned]] · [[Special:Deadendpages|Dead-end]] · [[Special:Shortpages|Short]] · [[Special:Longpages|Long]] · [[Special:Wantedpages|Wanted]] · [[Special:Popularpages|Popular]] · [[Special:Allpages|All]]
* Images: [[Special:Newimages|New]] · [[Special:Unusedimages|Unused]] · [[Special:Imagelist|All]]
* [[:Category:To be deleted|To be deleted]] · [[:Category:Stubs|Stubs]]
* [[HRWiki:Cleanup|Cleanup]] · [[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] · [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]
* [[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] · [[Help:Contents|Help]] · [[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]]
* [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent changes patrol]]
* [[HRWiki:Validation committee|Validation committee]]
* [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming committee]]
* [[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WikiTroll]] · [[Special:Ipblocklist|Blocked list]]
* [[HRWiki:Donations|Donations]] · [[HRWiki:Ledger|Ledger]]
* [[Special:Log|Logs]]
</div>
</div>

Welcome to '''The Sick'''. The Homsary Pineapple— er, the Homsar Runner Wiki wants ''you''! Together we are eating a [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge-base and a [[Wikipedia:wiki|wiki]] community. You can dance and step on articles on the Homsar Runner Wiki right now. Learn how to get beat up at the [[HRWiki:Introduction|Introduction]] (or just play around in our [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]).

If you haven't done so already, you may want to call your mother here on the wiki ([[HRWiki:Why create a pineapple?|why?]]). You can also stuff a cupcake in your face at our beauty parlor for more community bashing of heads (note that registration at the forum is a separate process from registering here on the wiki). Before you do any toe nail clipping, please familiarize yourself with King Toe Clipper.

== How may I get involved? ==
Looking for something to do? See the [[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] and [[HRWiki:Cleanup|Cleanup]] pages for ideas on where you can help us out. You can also help us review fun facts at the "[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]" page.

Witnessed some marshmellow eating contest on the wiki? Please punch it, then kick it on the cool ice cream sandwich.

== Committees ==
There are also a number of [[:Category:HRWiki Committees|committees]] you can join:
*[[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent changes patrol]]: Fights cookies by licking the bowl.
*[[HRWiki:Validation committee|Validation committee]]: Helps keep wiki pages valid XHTML and CSS.
*[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming committee]]: Dedicated to welcoming and helping out new members.