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69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:52:35 GMT

69.136.111.77: /* Children's storybooks */

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
* [[Fence]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Trogdor]] ===
The infamous Burninator created by Strong Bad, as well as other characters featured in the Trogdor universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" & "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
* [[The Umpire]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
Real:

* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
Fictional:

* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Fluffy Puff]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Pom-Pom's Parents]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe #1]] (Pom Pom)
*[[Kobe #2]] (Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Little Strong Bad]]
* [[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Vector Strong Bad]]
* [[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of HomestarRunner.com.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
Everyone who often contribute to HomestarRunner.com.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live [[Rejects|here]] in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

Characters

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:49:49 GMT

69.136.111.77: /* Children's storybooks */

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
* [[Fence]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Trogdor]] ===
The infamous Burninator created by Strong Bad, as well as other characters featured in the Trogdor universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" & "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>
* [[The Umpire]]

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
Real:

* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
Fictional:

* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Fluffy Puff]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Pom-Pom's Parents]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe #1]] (Pom Pom)
*[[Kobe #2]] (Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Little Strong Bad]]
* [[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Vector Strong Bad]]
* [[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of HomestarRunner.com.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
Everyone who often contribute to HomestarRunner.com.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live [[Rejects|here]] in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

Where My Hat Is At?

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:47:57 GMT

69.136.111.77: /* Fun facts */

[[Image:WhereMyHat.png|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]
The second Homestar Runner children's "book," and the first Homestar Runner web appearance. Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

== Fun facts ==
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]] & [[Bubs]].
*On the image with [[Bubs]], the page URL is hs1x, whereas the others are hs1, hs2, hs3, etc.

== External Links==
Read the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/hs1.html book].

Where My Hat Is At?

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:47:36 GMT

69.136.111.77: /* Fun facts */

[[Image:WhereMyHat.png|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]
The second Homestar Runner children's "book," and the first Homestar Runner web appearance. Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

== Fun facts ==
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]] & [[Bubs]].
*On the image with Bubs, the page URL is hs1x, whereas the others are hs1, hs2, hs3, etc.

== External Links==
Read the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/hs1.html book].

Where My Hat Is At?

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:47:10 GMT

69.136.111.77: /* Fun fact */

[[Image:WhereMyHat.png|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]
The second Homestar Runner children's "book," and the first Homestar Runner web appearance. Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

== Fun facts ==
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]] & [[Bubs]].
*On the image with Bubs, the page URL is 1x, whereas the others are 1, 2, 3, etc.

== External Links==
Read the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/hs1.html book].

User talk:FireBird

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:43:22 GMT

69.136.111.77:

Place any comments here. During conversations, please stay under the same heading. I don't want this place cluttered with headings. Thanks.

User talk:FireBird

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:42:54 GMT

69.136.111.77:

I am dumb

caper

69.136.111.77 — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:42:02 GMT

69.136.111.77: Added Fun Fact

[[Image:sbemail68.PNG|thumb|"Thanks for breaking my cow lamp."]]

'''Strong Bad Email #68'''

[[Strong Bad]] tries to pull a caper with [[The Cheat]], but The Cheat screws it up. However, Strong Bad can't stay mad at him for long, and after some singing, the two are best friends again. Awww.... how cute.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

Why don't you and the Cheat pull a
caper of some sort. It seems like
there has been little cooperation
between the two of you as of late.

James
Detroit Mi</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces it "Mi" like "me"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing:}'' Well, you're right. It's no secret that The Cheat and I haven't been getting along very well.... since he screwed up our last caper.

''{cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in Homestar's house at night, stealing his newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!

''{The Cheat says something}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know, go look over there.

''{The Cheat says something and goes over to a table with a lamp on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, look out! Oh, great, man.

''{The Cheat knocks over the lamp, breaking it. A light turns on and Homestar comes out. He is wearing pajamas, and it appears he hasn't shaved. Strong Bad and The Cheat try not to look guilty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{tired}'' Oh, hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We've been ID'd! Every man for himself! ''{he and The Cheat run away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.

''{cuts back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, man. ''{music begins}'' Where did we go wrong? It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' That WAS yesterday.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This one's for you. ''{singing}''<br/>
I got mad at The Cheat, uh!<br/>
For screwing up the jumble caper, uh!<br/>
I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries<br/>
Cause that would mean he's dead.<br/>
''{pulls back to show Strong Mad and Strong Sad standing next to the computer clapping to the beat}''<br/>
The Cheat is not dead,<br/>
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.<br/>
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG MAD:''' DEAD!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.<br>
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG SAD:''' Dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm so glad The Cheat is not- ''{stops singing}'' Just the claps! Just the claps... Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh sure, I've got tons of rhythm.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling.

''{Strong Bad runs out to the field where The Cheat is waiting for him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I... I just wanted to say that...

''{The Cheat says something that sounds like "I'm sorry"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can't stay mad at you!

''{The Cheat says something}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, how about a little kick for old time's sake?

''{The Cheat gives an angry look}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'm just kidding, man. ''{makes kicking motions}'' Oh, what, watch me now! Had you there.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, Homestar walks out. He is still in his pajamas.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys are so cute. ''{pause}'' Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the deal? I didn't know you had to shave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I don't. It's cinnamon.

== Easter Eggs ==
*After you see the Jumble Caper happen, you can click on the word "caper" to see their original plan.
*At the end you can click on The Cheat's eyes to see what became of Strong Bad's rhythm section.
:''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Sad and Strong Mad are still clapping in time to the music}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Um... do you think we can stop now?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' KEEP IT ROLLIN'!
*If you wait for some time after the end Homestar will come out in his pajamas. Click on his slippers to see a jumble. You can also print the jumble!

== Fun Facts ==
*Check out the pictures on Homestar's wall - they show previous versions of him.
*Homestar is wearing one of the shirts you can buy in the store.
*Homestar's slippers look like cute little Cthulhus
*''(The answer to the Jumble is "UN TACO".)'' Phew! '''This is a difficult one''', eh?
*When you click on The Cheat's eyes at the end and it shows Strong Mad and Strong Sad, the contrast buttons are missing on Strong Bad's computer. (Much like other emails with the same camera position)
*Homestar's comment, "Hey, Strong Sad. Batman," may be referring to The Cheat's pose when Homestar walks in. With his arms in the air, he represents the comic book character's mask.
*This is the one of the only times when Homestar is wearing a different shirt, besides in 20X6 and 1936.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.html watch "caper"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.swf view the flash file for "caper"]

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Talk:new hands

69.136.111.77 — Sat, 16 Oct 2004 01:53:48 GMT

69.136.111.77: guitar

Another fun fact; the guitar is the same one from the email "island."