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			<title>A Jorb Well Done</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;70.18.181.192:&amp;#32;/* Goofs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:cantsayjob.png|thumb|&amp;quot;JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Coach Z can't say the word job. The rest of the gang tries to teach him. JAERB!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Bubs]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[The Football Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Movie Theatre]], [[Graffiti Wall]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' March 2, 2001&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 4:00&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' A Jorb Well Done&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
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''{We're at some type of sports field. Homestar is running back and forth and he knocks over Strong Sad. Pom Pom starts jumping on him and the electronic score board is keeping count. Also, Bubs is there for some reason. Coach Z blows his whistle}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar walks over to him, sweating}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Great jaerb there, Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm...I'm sorry. What?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' I uh, I say you did a great ''jorb'' out there!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did a great WHAT?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' A great ''jaerb''!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. Pom Pom, you've gotta check this out. ''{Pom Pom bounces over}'' Okay, Coach, tell Pom Pom what I did today.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Err, uh well, I was just telling Homestar here that he done a great joearb.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Pom Pom laughs}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Coach, that's ridiculous. We have got to do something about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the chalkboard, where Homestar is wearing a mortar board and holding a pointer. The board has &amp;quot;JOB vs. JAERB&amp;quot; on it. Homestar crosses out Jaerb and circles Job}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to Marzipan at the chalkboard. She has 3 pictures of mouths with the letters labelled A, E, and O}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' O. Job. O. Job.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, you should make your mouth into an O, like this. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' You mean like this? OOORREEAARRRORRR!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' That’s better!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the cinema, where Coach Z is strapped into a seat while his eyes are forced open very wide with a red outline while Pom Pom supervises. The screen flashes the word &amp;quot;job&amp;quot; over and over, followed by pictures of people with Pom heads.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Business Man's JOB is to give the Business.''&lt;br /&gt;
''The Construction Worker's JOB is to smash things.''&lt;br /&gt;
''The Poopsmith's JOB is obvious.''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{is on the screen, with pictures}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{Looks to be in pain; his face is red and is sweating}'' JEEEOOORREEAARRB!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to some sort of alleyway. Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing in front of a brick wall with the word JOB stylishly written in graffiti. Strong Bad has a grin on his face}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Coach, let’s give this one more try. Repeat after me. JOB.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Jorb.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad looks at Strong Mad and clears his throat}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, uh, this sounds very good. Uh, my only recommendation would be, next time, try to add some more syllables. Perhaps three. Perhaps four. ''{Snickers, then bursts out laughing wildly, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Coach Z looks down, ashamed and embarrased, and walks off. Strong Bad and the others continue laughing hysterically.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, jeez. I’m just not cut out to say the word &amp;quot;jaerb.&amp;quot; How am I ever going to face the boys at practice tomorrow?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Sad enters.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uhh, Coach Z, uhh, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help. ''{hands him a tape}'' This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary. Listen to it while you slumber. And tomorrow, you may wake to find that...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, wow! Thanks a lot, Strong Sad!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Coach Z puts the tape in a tape machine. The tape is labelled &amp;quot;Job—285,194 times.&amp;quot; He then presses PLAY and goes to sleep on a bench in the locker room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Coach Z starts having dreams about Strong Sad jumping over a fence and saying the word &amp;quot;job&amp;quot; over and over.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The next day, at the football field, only Coach Z and Homestar are there. The score board keeps track of how many times Homestar changes directions while running. Coach Z blows his whistle}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Coach, how'd I do today?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Well, I tell ya. You did a great ''job'', ''{Homestar looks happily surprised}'' Hamstray.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar becomes annoyed and sighs. He starts to leave.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' No, wait! I mean Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?&lt;br /&gt;
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THE END&lt;br /&gt;
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== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you wait a short while, you will get to play the  &amp;quot;[[Coach Z Talker]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first full-length [[Homestar_Runner_(flash_cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] cartoon that uses the [[The Brothers Chaps|Chaps']] current animation style, except for The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad and Strong Sad, who are still drawn in the old style.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the rate Strong Sad repeats the word ''job'' on the tape, it would take him right at 100 hours to say it the 285,194 times.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the only time we have seen a sidewalk in [[Free Country, USA]]. This may suggest that it has at least some pavement in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The old pop-up menu appears on this cartoon (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only this toon, [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], and the [[Yearbook Character Page]] seem to still have it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*For some reason, at the scene with Homestar at the Chalk Board, the older version of Homestar's legs were used.  They're supposed to be long and close together, but these are shorter and placed apart, plus some other things.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Sad first walks into the locker room, the label on his &amp;quot;job&amp;quot; tape is written backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oddly enough, when Strong Sad and Coach Z are in the locker room, the wheels on the cassete tape are spinning, even though it isn't in a tape player.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the chalk board scene, you can see Coach Z looking back at the screen instead of at the chalk board.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you listen carefully, Strong Bad's laughter slightly overlaps itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar saying, &amp;quot;Oh man, Pom Pom.&amp;quot; is a reference to [[The Luau]] when Homestar says the same thing when he arrives at Strong Bad's party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar at the chalkboard wearing a teacher's cap refers to [[The King of Town DVD]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the scene with Pom Pom in the Movie Theatre, you may notice a silhouette of [[Wikipedia:Tom Servo|Tom Servo]] of [http://www.mst3k.com Mystery Science Theater 3000] fame on the left of Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z strapped into the chair in the theatre is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Stanley Kubrick|Stanley Kubrick]] film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/ A Clockwork Orange].&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z calls Homestar Runner &amp;quot;Stairmaster,&amp;quot; a reference to the [http://www.stairmaster.com/ StairMaster] work-out product.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Pack it up, pack it in&amp;quot; is a reference to the old [[Wikipedia:House of Pain|House of Pain]] song [[Wikipedia:Jump Around|&amp;quot;Jump Around.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*The A and O background noises in Coach Z's &amp;quot;Job Dream&amp;quot; are used again in the [[Strong Bad Email]] &amp;quot;[[lures &amp;amp; jigs]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:cantsayjob.html|Watch &amp;quot;A Jorb Well Done&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:cantsayjob2.swf|View the Flash file for &amp;quot;A Jorb Well Done&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Toons|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Bubs Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Jorb Well Done, A]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Where's The Cheat?</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Where%27s_The_Cheat%3F</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;70.18.181.192:&amp;#32;/* Goofs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:WheresTheCheat.png|thumb|&amp;quot;The King's gone mad with power!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad and his posse can't find The Cheat. Homestar Runner makes Marzipan a sandwich, which she immediately falls in love with and names [[Homestar Jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Goblin]], [[Homsar]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The King of Town's Grill]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date: '''February 25, 2002&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 6:18&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Where is the Cheat?&lt;br /&gt;
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__FORCETOC__&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
''{We begin by looking at a sesame seed bun with mayo being spread over it. Each time the knife passes over it, the credits displayed on the mayo change. &amp;quot;This is a Homestar Runner Cartoon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Mike, Craig and Matt wrote it&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Matt and Mike made it&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Matt and Missy did the voices&amp;quot; &amp;quot;its [sic] called: Where's the Cheat?&amp;quot; We zoom out to see Homestar Runner in Marzipan's kitchen making a veggie burger. He puts green olives on top and sticks them on with toothpicks.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{making sound effects for the olives}'' Dik! Doing! Dik! Doing! ''{the sandwich is finished, Homestar lifts it up to marvel at his creation}'' Hmm! ''{Homestar walks over to Marzipan, who's taking a nap on her couch}'' Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff! Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Marzipan gets up from the couch and Homestar hands her the burger.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Oh, thanks, Homestar! ''{she looks at the burger}'' Oh! He's just adorable! He's got a little face!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, I thought that was great, too. The olives, um, kinda look like... he has eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile? Homestar, I don't think I can eat this. He's just too cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not ''that'' cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Oh, yes he is ''{voice squeaks briefly}'' that cute! Aren't you that cute? Aren't you that cute?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The phone begins to ring. The following dialogue overlaps.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Umm... Marzipan? Um, I think your phone... is ringing. Yeah, definitely your phone's ringing.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Yes you are. Yes you are. Oh yes you are. Now do a little smile for me. Do a smile, that's it. That's it. Oh, I like your lettuce.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Um... are you gonna get that?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': ''{answering machine}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{beep}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{leaving a message}'' Oh hey Marzipan. Have you seen The Cheat? Because we can't find him anywhere. Anyways, this is Strong Bad—uh, ooh, um... ''{clears throat and starts mimicking Homestar's style of speech, badly}'' I mean this—this is Homestar... Runner. Oh Marzipan... um... I killed Pom Pom! ''{Cut to the stick; Strong Bad, Pom Pom, and Strong Mad are there. Strong Bad is talking on Pom Pom's cell}'' Yeah, we're—we were playing badminton in his yard... and I got mad and I killed him! ''{cut back to the answering machine}'' Oh no, I need your help...burying his body... ''{Strong Bad tries to hold back laughter, cut back to the field}'' Uh, bring some towels...and some garbage bags... Uh... this is Homestar... ''{Strong Bad closes the cell phone and tosses it to Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom, cell. ''{Pom Pom's body absorbs the cell phone}'' BWAHAHAHA! Oh man, that was so great! You guys shoulda heard that man! I pretended to be Homestar, and I said I killed you, Pom Pom! Like, Marzipan's gonna freak out—&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD''': THE CHEEEEEAAAAT! Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, The Cheat? Right, right. Pom Pom, cell again. ''{Pom Pom, lowers his eyelids in annoyance, bubbles, and gives him the cell again. Strong Bad makes a call, and Strong Sad answers.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD''': Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, wiener. Is The Cheat over there? Don't you guys play Candyland sometimes or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Sad's room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, no. The Cheat and I play Jenga on Tuesdays. Tonight is my night to play—&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the stick, you can hear Strong Sad mumbling coming from Pom Pom's cellphone.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Okay, so The Cheat is not there. Thanks. Bye. ''{hangs up and tosses the cell to Pom Pom}'' I mean, where could he be, you know? It's like, what part of &amp;quot;Meet us at the stick&amp;quot; didn't he understand? Well, I guess we should go look for him. Come on, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{They all walk off and arrive at Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is going over inventory.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS''': 17... 24... 17... hey you guys! This isn't another shake-down, is it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Naw, man. We're just looking for The Cheat. You seen him?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS''': Well, let's see here! ''{starts going through his inventory checklist}'' Candy bars, popcorns, ketchup, catsup... ''{arrives at &amp;quot;cheats... 0&amp;quot;}'' Uh, nope! I'm fresh outta Cheats.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Using the veggie-burger as a scene change a la Batman logo in the old Batman show, we go to Marzipan's living room. She's talking to the burger, while Homestar is standing there in a daze, slowly tipping over.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Somebody needs a name! Who needs a name? You need a name, that's who! I think I'll call you Homestar Junior. Homestar Junior! ''{Homestar falls over}'' Do a smile for me, Homestar Junior! Who's the cutest, Homestar Junior?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{We have the same logo scene change. We're at the locker room with Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, and Coach Z.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z''': Sorry, boys! I haven't seen The Chort! Though I have caught him sleepin' in that far locker there from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad goes up to the locker and opens it up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Lessee what we got in there... nope, he's not here. Though I see he ''has'' been cheating on his New Years Resolution. ''{pulls out a carton of cigarettes}'' Though I can't really blame him. You know, because he's The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad holds up a signed picture of The Cheat that he gave to Strong Mad. It's signed &amp;quot;To Strong Mad, You are rad! —The Cheat&amp;quot; Strong Mad starts crying.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Don't worry, big guy. We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{We cut to a montage. Pom Pom puts up posters of The Cheat, titled &amp;quot;Have You Seen The Cheat???? Ht: 1 ft. 2 in.  wt: 18 lbs.&amp;quot; He then bounces off. Strong Mad walks through the Halloween area. He overturns the [[Gremlin]], revealing the Goblin underneath.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD''': The Cheat?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Goblin starts dancing. We do a logo transition, this time using one of the posters Pom Pom was putting up. We are in Strong Sad's room. He's playing Connect Four.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD''': Okay, your turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the other side of the table, where Homsar is sitting.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMSAR''': Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD''': I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Bubs walks in.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS''': Hey you guys! Where The Cheat is at?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, I don't know. It's just us two.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS''': Don't you talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Bubs walks off. Cut to Strongbadia. Strong Bad walks in.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat? The Cheat! ''{sighs}'' How's it going, tire?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the Poopsmith and Coach Z near the Poopsmith's pile.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z''': So you haven't seen him then? ''{The Poopsmith shakes his head}'' Okay. So I see you still got your pile of whatsit there.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Poopsmith nods. We look over to see the King of Town approaching his grill with a steak.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Doo hoo hoo! Doo dee doo doo doo! Doo hoo hoo hoo! ''{he lifts the cover of the grill to find The Cheat sleeping there}'' Oh! That little yellow thing! Wake up!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Coach Z.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z''': Hey look! The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort! JEEEOOOOORRRHH! ''{Strong Mad walks up}'' I got him, Strong Mad!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Coach Z jumps on top of the King of Town and they struggle}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE KING OF TOWN''': Woo hoo! Woo hoo hoo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo hoo hoo hoo!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad walks up and punches the King of Town, and they both go flying back into the wall of the King's castle. Strong Bad shows up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Hang on, everybody! The King of Town was not going to eat The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z''': Ooh jeeze! Sorry about that there, Kingy!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Coach Z and the King of Town walk up to the grill, and Pom Pom arrives from the opposite direction}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': No, no, no, no. That's where The Cheat lives. That's his house!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z''': Wait a minute! The Chort lives in the King of Town's grill, but you didn't think to check there before now?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Uh... Well... Yeah! I mean, it's a really complicated story. It all started...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Marzipan arrives with the veggie-burger.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': Hey guys! Homestar Junior's talking now!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD''': Who?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': He said, &amp;quot;Put that freakin' sandwich down!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{from behind Marzipan}'' No, it was me!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Marzipan holds up Homestar Jr. so that it blocks Homestar's head from our view, making it look like the sandwich has a body}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': I know it was, sweetie!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, it was me! Homestar Runner!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': You're Homestar Junior, remember?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Would you put that freakin' sandwich down!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN''': There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you! Who's the best, Homestar Junior? ''{she continues to baby-talk Homestar Junior under Homestar's dialogue as the screen slowly fades to black}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Somebody, can I get some help here? Strong Bad? Would someone talk some sense into this woman? King, you wanna eat that sandwich? Somebody eat that sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Fade into a commercial for &amp;quot;The Homestar Jr.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Announcer''': Introducing the Homestar Junior. For a limited time only, certain children get prizes. Pay 99 cents.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first big 'toon on the site featuring TBC's current style of animation.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is currently the longest 'toon, short, or email on the entire site. This is closely followed by [[Halloween Fairstival]], which is 13 seconds shorter.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the The King of Town is walking towards his grill, a flyer for The Cheat is seen stapled to his stone castle wall, which is, of course, impossible. &lt;br /&gt;
*The old pop-up menu appears on this cartoon (at the bottom). All the buttons still work.  Only this toon, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], and the [[Yearbook Character Page]] seem to still have it.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cookie jar in Marzipan's kitchen is modeled after [[Trivia Time]], Pom Pom's dog that never saw the light of day in any cartoons.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat apparently prefers &amp;quot;Trophy Lights&amp;quot; brand cigarettes, in keeping with his trophy obsession seen in [[crazy cartoon]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat weighs more than 4 times as much as Pom Pom.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Homsar is acknowledged by a character other than Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the only regular toon that features all twelve of the main characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*This cartoon marks the debut of [[The Stick]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The ring of Marzipan's phone is default ringin.wav file in Microsoft Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs's &amp;quot;fresh outta Cheats&amp;quot; is a rare use of The Cheat's name without the definite article.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the only toon (besides halloween toons) that shows every single main character.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*Right before The King of Town comes up when Coach Z is talking to The Poopsmith, Coach Z quickly changes his hand gesture. Apparently, [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] accidentally left the graphic for his other gesture there for a couple frames.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs' legs are missing when he is talking with Homsar and Strong Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Marzipan is lying down on her couch, her hair is slightly messy. Yet when she gets up, it rights itself somehow.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you use a Mac OS10, you can adjust the size of the window, causing the buttons to move but the actual toon will stay in the exact same postition.&lt;br /&gt;
*Up until the point where Strong Bad and his crew leave for Bub's Concession Stand, one of Strong Bad's eyes is drastically larger than the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Where The Cheat is at?&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;[[Where my hat is at?]]&amp;quot;, an old Homestar thing that was &amp;quot;Homestar's World Wide Web Debut&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the credits, this cartoon was co-written by [[Craig Zobel]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad leaving prank calls on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] is a running gag.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad said the title &amp;quot;Where's The Cheat&amp;quot; later in the email [[for kids]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Coach Z]]'s pose around [[The King of Town]] will be used in the email [[virus]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[HR:whereis.html|watch &amp;quot;Where's The Cheat?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:whereis.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;Where's The Cheat?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Toons]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]][[Category:The Goblin Filmography]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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Main Page featuring green lined 3D Homestar, speaking with a computerized speech engine voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance)''': Vector [[Homestar Runner]], [[Vector Strong Bad]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' June 16, 2004&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Icon:''' Vector Homestar's head&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page title:''' &amp;quot;Many Green Lines!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Toons''' — Colored lines move through the background and computer beeping noises can be heard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Games''' — The ground begins to move, little pyramids appear on the ground, A kind of drummer tune can be heard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Characters''' — The background outline changes. Four possible outlines.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Low mountain range.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Higher mountain range.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Slightly different mountain range.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Silhouette of futuristic city.  &lt;br /&gt;
*'''Downloads''' — Homestar Runner loses one of his polygons. Scroll again and he loses another. Scroll for a third time and he regrows them.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Store''' — The green lines in the background wave insanely.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Email''' — Vector Strong Bad appears, says &amp;quot;WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE&amp;quot; (with subtitles) and explodes.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*This Main Page is based on the [[Strong Bad Email]] &amp;quot;[[video games]],&amp;quot; specifically the part making fun of '80s vector-graphics arcade games.&lt;br /&gt;
*Vector Strong Bad's line &amp;quot;WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE&amp;quot; is another reference to [[video games]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The polygons that fall off Homestar may refer to [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello]], when Homestar mentions &amp;quot;pieces of you are falling off in squares.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*The music played on the Games mouseover is a clip from the StrongBadZone Music, which can be found on the [[Videlectrix]] site.&lt;br /&gt;
*Pieces of Homestar falling off in squares could be a very subtle reference to The Luau, where Tofu Homestar's head (a square) slowly slid and fell off.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Colored lines from the Toons scroll effect are similar to the classic arcade game Qix—or the Beziers screensaver in Windows.&lt;br /&gt;
*The little pyramids from the Games scroll effect and the outline backgrounds are similar to the ones in the arcade game &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Battlezone (game)|Battlezone]]&amp;quot; and the game &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Turok 2: Seeds of Evil|Turok Two: Seeds of evil]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Wikipedia:Frasier|futuristic skyline]] is similar to the one of Seattle used on the beginning of the TV show [[IMDB:tt0106004|Frasier]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[HR:main21.html|go to Main Page 21]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:main21.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 21]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main Page}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Main Pages]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Vector Strong Bad Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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The [[20X6]] main page.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[1-Up]], [[20X6 The Cheat]] (spaceship), [[Stinkoman]], [[20X6 Marzipan]], [[Pan Pan]] &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Place:''' [[Planet K]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' January 9, 2003&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Icon:''' 1-Up's head&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page title:''' &amp;quot;20X6!!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Toons''' — A space ship takes off from the left side of the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Games''' — Stinkoman runs past, does a somersault, and says &amp;quot;20X6&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
*'''Characters''' — 20X6 Marzipan appears, jumps a few times, says &amp;quot;Yatta!&amp;quot; and disappears.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Downloads''' — Pan Pan appears, eats a bowl of rice, and disappears.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Store''' — 1-Up gets blue hair.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Email''' — The screen looks sketched, Stinko Man appears in the foreground, and does his special attack, &amp;quot;[[Double Deuce]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
*The 20X6 Marzipan's pose is nearly identical to [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun Li's]] victory pose from Street Fighter II (and all of the later Street Fighter variants and spinoffs).  &amp;quot;Yatta!&amp;quot; is a Japanese word which means &amp;quot;I did it!&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;All right!&amp;quot; in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sound Pan Pan makes when he eats is the same as when he talks.&lt;br /&gt;
*Stinko Man's spin jump looks and sounds just like [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran's]] spin jump (without the Screw Attack) from the Metroid games.&lt;br /&gt;
*20X6 Marzipan bears a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]] main characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*Stinkoman doesn't move his mouth when he says &amp;quot;20X6!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*The spaceship which appears when you mouse-over &amp;quot;toons&amp;quot; bears a strong resemblance to a ship from the NES racing game &amp;quot;Galaxy 5000&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you hover over Downloads then Games, Stinko Man will jump over Pan Pan.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[HR:main17.html|go to Main Page 17]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:main17.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 17]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main Page}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Main Pages]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: 1-Up Filmography]][[Category: Stinkoman Filmography]][[Category:Pan Pan Filmography]][[Category:20X6]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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Silent Homestar, based on the [[1933]] style of cartoons.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast:''' [[The Homestar Runner]], [[1936 Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Icon:''' Old soup can&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' &amp;quot;Old Timey Fun Timey!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Toons''' — A bomb is shot out of one of the factory's chimneys, which lands on the ground and explodes.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Games''' — 1936 Strong Bad flies in from the left, lands on his head, rights himself, breathes heavily, and flies upwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Characters''' — The Homestar Runner fires a can from his mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Downloads''' — A bomb is shot out of the chimney again, lands in The Homestar Runner's mouth, and explodes in a puff of smoke.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Store''' — The Homestar Runner looks backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''E-mail''' — An old-timey Strong Sad (not [[Sickly Sam]]) wearing a helmet flies out of the big top.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The grainy noise stops playing after several minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Loading&amp;quot; logo for this main page is the older &amp;quot;twirling&amp;quot; one, instead of the usual &amp;quot;bobbing&amp;quot; one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Glitch++&lt;br /&gt;
*If you hover your mouse over the Downloads button, then switch quickly to the Store button, The Homestar Runner will not swallow the bomb, and it will look like the bomb goes into his neck.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:main10.html|go to Main Page 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:main10.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main Page}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Main Pages]] [[Category:1936]] [[Category: The Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category: 1936 Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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