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In Search of the Yello Dello

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:09:25 GMT

Aram: /* Old Version Transcript */

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon/yellodello.png

== Summary ==

[[The Yello Dello]] is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

Homestar wants to get a gift for Marzipan, but can't decide what to get. Coach Z advises him to get something rare and exotic, so Homestar, Pom-Pom, and Strong Sad head out to catch the Yello Dello.
The DVD is complete with commentary, the old version of the cartoon, and deleted scenes.

'''Commentary''': [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] talk about the movie as its being played. Hilarity ensues.

'''Deleted Scenes''': [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] in the shower room, [[Strong Mad]] telling [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] about [[The Yello Dello]], and a pixelated challenge which is probably a parody of the ATARI 2600 game [http://www.atariage.com/screenshot_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=976 Barnstorming].

== Old Version Transcript ==

''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom-Pom are on a football field. Pom-Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed}''

'''CAPTION''': "One day after sports, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking troubled"

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the problem there, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my office.

''[Cut to the locker room]''

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't what to get her!

''[The alien in the shower's towel falls off]''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''[we now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it]'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so you's can score! ''[blackboard writing forms a skull]''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But Coach, I don't understand! ''[Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here]''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''[Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; flower droops.]'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''[Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing laderhosem]'' That way she knows how much she means to yah's!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks Coach! {''Levitates and flys away to the sound of squealing tires''}

{''Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times''}

'''CAPTION:''' So he thought and thought... Until finally...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello-Dello!
{''Scene changes to the Yello-Dello on the "Discover Network." An australian host describes the bird''}

'''HOST''': Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello-Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

{''Strong Sad, !PomPom and Homestar are about to set out on their journey''}

'''CAPTION''': And So Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad set out in search of the Yello-Dello...

{''A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Portugal and Potamia''}

'''CAPTION:''' They traveled many miles...

{''The adventurers are in a game of Pitfall.''}

'''CAPTION:''' Encountered many dangers...

{''Homestar swings over the alligators''}

'''CAPTION:''' Until at last they reached their destination...

{''The Yello-Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come one guys, lets do it for Marzipan!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really think that-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, Right. We do it for Marzipan.

{''Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says "H2Oh!".''}

'''CAPTION:''' Meanwhile...

{''Strong Bad flies onscreen, wearing what appear to be oven mitts''}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello-Dello for your birthday. You wanna know what I got you? NOTHING!

{''Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's rudeness but cheers herself up by thinking about the Yello-Dello''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' {happily} My very own Yello Dello!

{Back to our hero's at the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack wiggles next to them''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ok, we got it. Now let's go home and get ready for the party.

{''Marzipan's house is decorated with balloons (on the mailbox) and a big banner reading "happy birthday marzipan" Marzipan hops around a bit by her mailbox then walks over to her house. She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad and Homestar, who is holding chicken on a platter''}

'''ALL:''' Happy Birthday!

{''Marzipan thinks the chicken is the Yello-Dello, screams and slaps Homestar. Hard. The unharmed Yello-Dello pops out of a giftbox.''}

'''YELLO-DELLO:''' Gee, waddya think her problem was?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''CAPTION:''' end. {The scorpion from the Pitfall scene crawls by and you hear creepy music}

== New Version Transcript ==
''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom-Pom are on a football field. Pom-Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': ''{voiceover}'' One day after sports practice, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking dejected.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the problem there, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my office.

''{Cut to the locker room}''

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't what to get her!

''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{we now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so you's can score! ''{blackboard writing forms a skull}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But Coach, I don't understand! ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here}''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen}'' That way she knows how much she means to yah's!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks Coach! {''Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires''}

{''Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so he thought... and thought... and thought... and thought... and thought... until finally...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello-Dello!
{''Scene changes to the Yello-Dello on the "Discover Network." An australian host describes the bird''}

'''HOST''': ''{voiceover}'' Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello-Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

{''Strong Sad, PomPom and Homestar are about to set out on their journey. Homestar picks up his knapsack which accidentally hits Strong Sad in the face.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': OK you guys, we're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise you it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really.

{''Pom Pom and Strong Sad exchange a sidelong glance''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But you guys will do it because you're my friends, right? OK, any questions?

{''Strong Sad raises his hand''}

'''STRONG SAD''': I have a question-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': OK, let's go!

{''A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Portugal and Potamia''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so they traveled many miles...

{''The adventurers are in a game of Pitfall.''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Encountered many dangers...

{''Homestar swings over the alligators''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Until at last they reached their destination...

{''The Yello-Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.

{''Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says "H2Oh!".''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing to herself}'' My birthday, my birthday, it's almost my birthday. Yeah yeah yeah...

{''Strong Bad flies onscreen, wearing what appear to be oven mitts''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh hi, Strong Bad. Are those my oven mitts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! These are my training gloves... probably... uhh anyways, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello-Dello for your birthday.

'''MARZIPAN:''' {''drops watering can''} Yello Dello?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You wanna know what I got you?

'''MARZIPAN:''' My oven mitts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' NOTHING!

{''Strong Bad leaves. Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's rudeness but cheers herself up by thinking about the Yello Dello''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' {''happily''} Oh, my very own Yello Dello!

{''Marzipan imagines the Yello Dello wearing a gardener's outfit''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' She can assist me with my gardening!

{''The Yello Dello is seen eating something pink out of what looks like a clam shell on top of the mountain. The camera moves slightly down the mountain where Homestar appears''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' HELLO! YELLO!

{''Strong Sad appears''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO!

{''Pom Pom appears''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO! Alright you guys, any ideas?

{''Pom Pom nods, and pulls out a pistol, which makes a clicking noise''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I kinda wanted to take her alive, Pom Pom.

{''Pom Pom shrugs, then tosses the pistol off the side of the mountain. Strong Sad raises his hand''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I have the best idea! You guys stay here.

{''Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain, where we see the Yello Dello's legs''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's-

{''The Yello Dello starts pecking Homestar furiously on the head. Homestar retreats back to the others all lumped up.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, that didn't work.

'''STRONG SAD:''' {''raising his hand again''} I have an idea-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... sooo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...of what to try...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...next.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I ha-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I've got an even BETTER idea!

{''Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain again, this time behind the Yello Dello''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see it's-

{''The Yello Dello once again pecks Homestar furiously on the head, causing Homestar to once again retreat to his friends. Homestar is now lumped up and bleeding from under his cap''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK. Uh, Pom Pom, hand me that gun.

{''Pom Pom produces another pistol to hand to Homestar''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, wait, Homestar, I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the Yello Dello with that gun.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I've been here prettymuch the whole time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh I BET you have. Let's hear your idea.

{''Cut back to the top of the mountain. We see the Yello Dello standing there once again. From the bottom of the screen, we see a pillar consisting of Pom Pom, Homestar, and Strong Sad rise itself up to the Yello Dello''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Dello, I don't mean to bother you. I just wanted to tell you a story about a little, grey, fat kid that nobody liked.

{''Closeup on Homestar and Pom Pom. We continue to hear Strong Sad speak''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid had two horrible brothers.

{''Some time later, Homestar and Pom Pom have fallen asleep, and Strong Sad is still talking''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' In fact, there was this one time where they took his underpants and filled it with bologna.

{''Cut to long shot featuring the silhouettes of Strong Sad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and the Yello Dello''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then there was the time they took the only thing precious to him in the whole world, his journal

{''More time passes. It's now night, and the Yello Dello is sleeping as well. Strong Sad is STILL speaking''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' -and they read his poems aloud to all the children and they laughed and laughed...

{''Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom dozing again, and Homestar wakes up with a start, and gets up behind Strong Sad''}

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid was-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think that's enough, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...fat kid was-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad!

'''STRONG SAD:''' {''shrugs''} Sorry.

{''Back to our heroes at the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack making snoring noises sits next to them.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {''visibly tired''} Ok, uhm... nice work you guys. Uhm... let's uh... let's go... um... home.

{''Cut to Marzipan's house. We see Marzipan walking up to her door.''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' {''singing to herself''} I'm getting the Yello Dello... yeah yeah yeah...

{''She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar, Coach Z, and Strong Mad.''}

'''ALL:''' Happy Birthday!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Happy freakin' Birthday!

{''Homestar hands Marzipan a roast chicken. Marzipan thinks the chicken is the Yello-Dello.''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh how awful! Homestar, how could you?!

{''Marzipan slaps Homestar so hard across the face that the chicken flies out of his hands and across the room.''}

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the worst birthday I've ever had...

{''Marzipan walks off in a huff. The unharmed Yello-Dello pops out of a giftbox.''}

'''YELLO-DELLO:''' Gee, waddya think her problem was?

{''Cut back to outside the house''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understand the ladies...

'''CAPTION:''' end. {''The scorpion from the Pitfall scene crawls by and you hear the Pitfall death music''}

== Commentary Transcript ==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello! This is Homestar Runner!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And this is Strong Sad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we're both morons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, "and welcome to the King of Town Super DVD!"

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, I think he means "the Yello Dello DVD."

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think what he means is "I'm the dumbest guy on the planet. Here's some

proof!"

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, let's begin!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, let's begin. What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing

anyway? I mean, you're on a football field, but you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs and

footballs...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! It's America's Pasttime! Working with Coach Z is always so great!

He's such a-

'''STRONG BAD:''' Idiot? Moron? Crap for brains? Creep? You know, Homestar, I saw Coach Z coming

out of Marzipan's house the other day...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait. Really? You did?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Little known fact: Homestar gained a hundred pounds and shrank two feet for this

role.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the scene that has subliminal

advertisement! Watch, if you see that X, it ends up going between the E and the Z, which means that

it... uhm... is easy... does it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You look so great in that lederhosen, Homestar. Shall we start calling you

Homestar von Runnerberger or something?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I look great in that stuff!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was MY lederhosen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that

rock.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! That only happened once!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was MY rock... uh, it always kind of bugged me how you could never get your

grammar right here, Homestar. "I think I HAS the solution?" What's that mean?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, but that bird is hot. I'll tell you that

right now. A fine looking bird. Oh, here comes my favorite part! Oh ho ho! That's so great! That's

a great one, Homestar! Classic!

Homestar: What? What'd I do?

SS: You hit me in the face.

Homestar: Ohhh, I know! It's America's Pasttime!

SB: Oh, I hate it when Pom Pom floats like that. It gives me the creeps, you know. I don't trust

that guy any farther than I can throw him.

SS: Oh, then you must trust Pom Pom a whole lot, because-

SB: Oh shut up, why don't you? You guys were doing pretty good at this point. You hadn't lost any

men. Had you found a diamond ring yet?

Homestar: Oh, yeah, I think we found a diamond ring and some platinum bars and a couple bags of gold.

SB: {''imitating Strong Sad''} Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

SS: Stop that!

SB: {''imitating Homestar''} Oh come on, let's do it for Marzipan!

{''Homestar laughs''}

SB: {''imitating Strong Sad''} Well, I already got Marzipan a present.

SS: Stop it!

Homestar: No, no, keep it up, Strong Bad! I DO sound funny! Who's that? Oh, wait.

SB: OK, now before you guys start, I've got to say, in my defense, that I never wore a pair of oven mitts in my life, OK? Those have OBVIOUSLY been added in later on using the most advanced computer magic available. All right?

{''Homestar starts laughing''}

SB: What? I'm serious!

Homestar: Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at Marzipan. She's funny lookin'.

SB: Oh man, what a hottie.

Homestar: OK, this scene is my pride and joy. I wrote this whole song all by myself. Well, except for the lyrics. And, uh, the music.

SB: Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you; jump. OK, Homestar, where the crap are your legs in this scene?

SS: well, actually, Homestar wasn't in this scene. That was a sophisticated puppet that I'm operating with one of my hands at... offscreen?

Homestar: Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs.

SB: Wahaha! OK, I lied, man. THIS is my favorite part of the whole cartoon. Hahaha. Oh look at him. His head looks like one of those things on a cow. You know, the part where the milk comes out.

SS: Oh, actually, that was a sophisticated bladder system that I operated off-screen with a belt-

SB: Oh shut up, why don't you? Wahahaha! Oh man, that's so great! And now he's bleeding! Ho ho ho, like some stupid bleeding baby.

Homestar: Strong Sad, this, I feel, is your strongest role. It's like your every delicate intonation and gesture helps to weave this rich subtext of despair and wisdom.

SS: Oh wow. Thanks Homestar!

Homestar: What? Did you just say something to me?

SB: I don't know how the two of you managed to get his, fat, ugly butt up there.

Homestar: Oh, don't worry. We had, like, 12 other guys underneath us helping.

SB: Haha, it is a, a fat butt isn't it? It's ugly too.

SS: Now this was my time to really shine in the cartoon, so I used a bit of method acting to apply some of my own personal experiences to the scene. {''snoring in the background''} And I remembered this time back in school where, all of a sudden, everybody started being real nice to me, and I though it was 'cause I started wearing this t-shirt that said "I'm #1" on it, but it turns out it was all just because I had a pool.

SB: {''wakes up''} Hmm? What? Huh? What's going on? Oh, Strong Sad is stupid and Homestar is dumb. OK, Homestar, I've gotta ask, do you ever remember your lines? Because you're always going "uhm, uh, uhm, uh OK, OK, uhm."

Homestar: Uhm... yeah, I think I remembered this one line, one time.

SB: That's a big door.

Homestar: That's a fake turkey. That's a fake invisible turkey.

SS: Marzipan really scares me when she's angry.

SB: Oooh, ouch. You know, Marzipan has really nice hands.

Homestar: Yeah, I suppose she does.

SB: Oh, you know those little guys creep me out, man. Like, I'll have nightmares where there's like a thousand of those little scorpions crawling all over me.

Homestar: Yeah yeah yeah, or like that thing from Yar's Revenge, and, like, you wake up, and it's nibbling on pieces of you falling off the squares. (???)

SS: I dream of my own death. Over and over and over and over and over and over {''fades out with him continually repeating it''}

== Theatrical Trailer Transcript ==
'''CAPTION:''' This PREVIEW has been approved for EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! by the Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA.

{''Cut to scene of a jungle. We see a bright flash and the silhouette of the Yello Dello. The camera lunges forward and dramatic jungle music plays''}

'''PREVIEW GUY:''' {''voiceover''}DEEP IN THE DARKEST JUNGLE... {''Camera lunges forward''} LURKS A CREATURE SO FEROCIOUS... {''Camera lunges forward''} ONLY ONE MAN CAN TAME IT...

{''The Camera lunges forward again and we find Homestar Runner wearing a pith helmet. The music comes to a grinding halt.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?

{''The theme to In Search of the Yello Dello starts playing''}

'''PREVIEW GUY:''' {''voiceover''} THIS SUMMER, THE SEARCH IS ON

{''Cut to screen that looks like the original Title Screen for In Search of the Yello Dello''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No seriously, what? And what am I wearing this hat for?

{''Cut to theatrical credits.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, it's a PREVIEW. Oh, now I get it.

'''CAPTION:''' A Homestar Runner Cartoon - In Search of the Yello-Dello 
Starring Homestar Runner Pom-Pom Strong Sad 
Marzipan Coach Z and Strong Bad 
Voices by Missy Palmer and Matt Chapman 
Written, Animated, and Produced by 
The Brothers Chaps

{''Homestar sticks his head in front of the screen''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody, it was a preview.

== Deleted Scenes Transcripts ==
=== Original Danger ===
'''CAPTION:''' Deleted Scene #1: This scene was to be used as one of the perils that Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad faced on their journey to find the Yello Dello. Homestar's foul mouth kept it out of the final cut.

{''Cut to scene from the Atari game Barnstormers. Homestar is piloting a biplane with Strong Sad and Pom Pom as passengers, and runs it into a barn three times, then pulls up and runs into a couple birds''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!

=== Coach Z's Office ===
'''CAPTION:''' Deleted Scene #2: Coach Z's office wasn't always the locker room. Watch and learn. And be disturbed.

'''COACH z:''' Step into my office.

{''Cut to the showers. Homestar is seen from the back, naked except for a showercap, while Coach Z is fully clothed.''}

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter. {''claps three times''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well...

=== Strong Mad ===
'''CAPTION:''' Originally cast in the role of Strong Bad, was Strong Mad. Despite a stellar performance, it was later decided that his oven mitts were too big, so the role went to Strong Bad.

{''Cut to Strong Mad and Marzipan standing in Marzipan's garden.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE YELLO DELLO...

'''MARZIPAN:''' What?

'''STRONG MAD:''' YELLO DELLO...

'''MARZIPAN:''' What did you say? Mello Yello?

'''STRONG MAD:''' The Yello Dello...

'''MARZIPAN:''' What?

'''STRONG MAD:''' Uhhhh... Homestar...

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm Marzipan.

== Fun Facts ==

*The title may be a reference to the old TV series "In Search Of", which was narrated by Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek's Mr. Spock) and detailed the search for various legendary beasts, artifacts, and places (e.g. In Search of Bigfoot, In Search of The Loch Ness Monster, and so on).

*This was one of the very first toons that [[The Brothers Chaps]] made, before they established their visual style, and at the time, they were still learning how to use the tools. Every artist has to get their start somewhere.

*This movie contains the only instance of nudity (when the green man in Coach Z's shower drops his towel) on the entire website, besides censored versions of a naked Homestar.

*When [[Homestar Runner]] goes on the mountain at one scene, his star looks sorta like a flower.

*When [[Coach Z]] talks to [[Homestar Runner]] about not just getting [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] a flower, but getting a special flower, Homestar's Star has abnormal lines in it.

*The deleted scene with the plane is a reference to the ATARI 2600 game [http://www.atariage.com/screenshot_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=976 Barnstorming]. The scene with the scorpion and stuff is also from the classic Atari 2600 game [http://www.atariage.com/screenshot_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=360 Pitfall].

*In the deleted scene, where Homstar and his companions are in the plane, after they fly into a bird or something, Homestar yells out, "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" This is a reference to what Strong Bad says, or vice versa.

*If you go to the third deleted scene, the one where Strong Mad plays Strong Bad's role, you can see that Strong Mad has a Black Flag tattoo on his right arm. Also, he has a shirt with some kind of decal on it.

*Mello Yello (mentioned in the third deleted scene) is a brand of soda made by Coca-Cola similar to Mountain Dew.

* This cartoon was the first, and one of the only, times that blood has appeared in a Homestar Runner cartoon.

== DVD Contents ==

''' Menu '''
*Page Title: '''LIMITED EDITION COLLECTORS' PLATE -- I MEAN DVD!!'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/yellodellomenu.html view the "Yello Dello" DVD menu]
''' New Version '''
*Page Title: '''IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2.0'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/yellodello_mark2.html watch "In Search of the Yello Dellow", the new version]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/yellodello_mark2.swf watch "In Search of the Yello Dellow", the new version in fullscreen]
''' Storyboard '''
*Page Title: '''Yello Dello Storyboards'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/delloboard1.html view the storyboards]
''' Commentary '''
*Page Title: '''YELLO-DELLO COMMON TATERS'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dellocomment.html watch the commentary]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dellocomment.swf watch the commentary in fullscreen]
''' "Theatrical" Trailer '''
*Page Title: '''Coming in June to a theater near you'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dellotrailer.html watch the theatrical trailer]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dellotrailer.swf watch the theatrical trailer in fullscreen]
''' Old Version '''
*Page title: '''In Search of the Yello Dello'''
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/yellodello.html watch the old version]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/yellodello.swf watch the old version in fullscreen]

[[Category:Toons]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

Hell

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 03:51:05 GMT

Aram: categorized and reformatted

== Screenshot ==
http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon2/devil.png

== Summary ==
Where [[The Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]] went after he fell off the cliff and died. [[The Devil]] runs hell and [[The Kaiser]] is in there.

'''Debut:''' An easter egg in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

[[Category: Places]][[Category: 1936]]

User:Aram

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 03:26:49 GMT

Aram: more info

'''@-}'''
== Basic ==

'''Name:''' Robbie 
'''Age:''' 18 
'''AIM:''' Aram the Savior

== More? ==

=== Political Views ===
I am a raving '''[[Wikipedia: Marxism|Marxist]]''' putting tireless efforts in supporting my cause. Unfortunately, the way things are going now I believe these efforts will only be done in vain. :(

I'm a [[Wikipedia: Socialism|Socialist]]-[[Wikipedia: Communism|Communist]], supporting niether Kerry nor Bush. Perhaps I am liberal in my views, as I see the potential of human society how it can become nearly utopian (and I live in a town where conservatism is everywhere, go figure). I despise of the [[Wikipedia: Capitalism|Capitalist]] fascism currently portrayed in our media.

=== Misc. ===

*I like the webcomic '''[http://www.meninhats.com Men in Hats]''' and I read many political cartoons.
*I am a high school senior.
*I plan on a career based on gaming or something with digial media.
*I'm certified for many office applications. I enjoy PC Online Gaming and going to LAN parties. Halo and UT2k4 examples.

== What am I doing here, anyway? ==

Since this is my first wiki experience, and at one of my favorite websites, I'd thought I'd give it a try and help out this little information community. I find wikis fascinating pieces of software. Right now, I'm doing random things. It's fun. I love helping out.

== Contributions at a glance ==

'''''To be expanded.'''''

== The Braying and Neighing of Barnyard Animals Follows ==


The knowledge that you exist is a burden on my soul.

--[[User:Aram|Aram]] 20:26, 28 Sep 2004 (MST)

Blue Laser Babies

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 02:42:17 GMT

Aram: reformatting

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:blbabies.png]]

== Summary ==
Two babies, presumably the sons of [[Blue Laser]]. Little is known about them at present, except that they are twins.

'''Debut:''' [[Shopping for Danger]]
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Shopping For Danger

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 02:12:09 GMT

Aram: /* External Links */

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:sfd.png]]

== Summary ==

'''Shopping for Danger'''

The [[Cheat Commandos]] rock, rock on in an adventure to stop [[Blue Laser]] from spending less at a local grocery store on double-coupon day.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gunhaver]], [[Fightgar]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Crackotage]], [[Reynold]], [[Firebert]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser minion]], [[Blue Laser Babies]]

'''Page title:''' Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages!

== Transcript ==
''{Open to "Cheat Commandos Now Returns..." title. Theme music is heard.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' We now return to Cheat Commandos.

''{Cut to Cheat Commandos headquarters. A large inflatable Cheat Commando with a "SALE!" banner sits on the roof. A title which reads "'SHOPPING FOR DANGER' written by A. Chimendez" appears. Cut to inside headquarters where Gunhaver is talking to Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Crackotage. A portrait of Gunhaver hangs on the wall.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' So then I grabbed the Blue Laser by his collar and said, 'You betta break yourself!'

''{Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Crackotage laugh. Pan left to reveal Reynold standing behind Fightgar, et al.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Ha ha, yeah. ''{All turn to face him.}'' That's like how I labeled and alphabetized all you guys' combat accessories ''{Cut to wall where Flashfight's Flashlight, Foxface's Bulletproof Handbag, Gunhaver's Gun, Reinforcement's [sic] Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, and Silent Rip's Loud Noise Silencer (which appears to be an ordinary pillow) hang, in alphabetical order.}'' so it'll save on valuable mission time! ''{Cut back to group.}'' C-c-click-click, booyah! ''{Reynold pumps his arm.}''

'''ALL:''' Uh...

''{A siren begins to sound and a pulsating red light fills the room. The Cheat Commandos look around in surprise.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' It's a Blue Las-alert!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bring it up on screen!

''{Gunhaver points off-screen. Cut to "THE SCREEN", which says "Blue Las-alert; hit enter for details". Silent Rip presses a key and an image labeled "file photo" of Blue Laser Commander and a Blue Laser minion at a grocery store appears on the screen.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!

'''GUNHAVER:''' With the money Blue Laser could potentially save from those double coupons they could buy all kinds of super weapons that, like, ''{scratches head}'' turn babies into gold or ''{scratches head again}'' screw with the weather! Cheat Commandos.. time to rock, rock on! ''{zoom in on Gunhaver and cue music}''

''{Cut to room with Gunhaver portrait where Fightgar and Crackotage are leaving.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Can I come, too?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{laughs}'' Good one, Reynold-a!

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{rhyming}'' You can't shoot, and you can't fly. If you came with us, you'd probably die! ''{laughs}''

''{Fightgar and Crackotage exit.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{whining}'' I never get to go on any missions! I would be a good mission... guy. ''{slumps down sadly}''

''{Cut to a strip mall parking lot, daytime. A large blue tank with the Blue Laser logo on the side is double-parked in front of Price Style and Hausgood. The Cheat Commandos are seen from behind, marching up in silhouette. Cut to a hill behind which Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Crackotage, and Firebert are crouched. Gunhaver peers through a pair of binoculars.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' It looks like Blue Laser's going to take advantage of Price Style's already low, low prices on paper towels and grout cleaner and use all the savings to make a button that will make it snow at the beach! ''{The other Commandos start in surprise.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' But, sir! What about beach volleyball?

'''GUNHAVER:''' There won't ''be'' ''{turns and shakes his fist at Silent Rip}'' any more beach volleyball! ''{all gasp}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{to Fightgar}'' Fightgar, use one of your awesome disguises to do a little ''{uses quote fingers}'' "undercover work".

''{Zoom in on Fightgar.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Cut back to headquarters where Reynold stands in front of a mirror wearing an outfit that looks just like Gunhaver's. The sleeves are too long.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Step off, Blue Laser! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports! Don't make me use this gun that I have! ''{points with sleeve}'' Reynold's Commandos, let's rock 'n' roll! ''{shakes arms}''

''{Cut to Price Style interior, Aisle 6. Pan down to reveal Blue Laser Commander, who holds three rolls of "WIPE!" brand paper towels, and one of his minions.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' What happened to our buggy?!

'''BLUE LASER MINION 1:''' That other guy that looks just like me is using it to help some old lady do her shopping, sir.

'''COMMANDER:''' Old ladies ''suck''!

''{Cut to another minion and Fightgar wearing an old lady disguise which consists of a gray wig and a pair of green spectacles.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{points at shelf}'' 'ere, could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man? 'Cause I'm an old lady!

'''BLUE LASER MINION 2:''' I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am.

''{Enter Blue Laser Commander and Minion 1.}''

'''COMMANDER:''' Alright, grandma, make it quick!

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I was just wonderin' if you kind sonnies knew anything about makin' it snow at the beach?

'''COMMANDER:''' No, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly! ''{to Minion 1}'' Let's go check out.

''{Blue Laser Commander and his minions exit. Fightgar removes his spectacles and holds a small blue box with an antenna that is attached to his wrist up to his mouth. Cut to Gunhaver outside, who holds a larger blue box with an antenna and screen. Fightgar is on the screen.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Blue Laser's makin' his move!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Alright, Cheat Commandos, let's move! ''{to Crackotage}'' Fire the new grappling hook zip line!

''{Cut to Crackotage holding a large gun with a grappling hook at the end of the barrel. He fires and a rope begins spooling out of the gun. A tone sounds and the "Cheap As Free" logo appears in the corner. Cut to the tank in the parking lot where the rope wraps itself around the barrel of its gun. On the hill, Crackotage and Silent Rip descend the zip line.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{to Firebert}'' Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!

''{Firebert looks sad and makes a Cheat-y noise. Gunhaver descends the zip line.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Whee!

''{Cut to headquarters, where Reynold is still dressed as Gunhaver. He has put his glasses on the head of an upturned mop in a bucket and stands next to Reinforcements' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{to mop}'' Why, yes, Foxface, I'd love to take you out on a classy date. But first I need to save the world from Blue Laser using my very own Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Reynold Rocket! ''{Reynold straps the Rocket Backpack on his back. He falls backwards onto the Backpack.}'' Whoa!! ''{Green lights appear on the backpack and it begins to shake and whir, making "powering up" sounds and expelling smoke.}'' Oh my land, I can't see this ending well.

''{Cut to Price Style interior where Blue Laser Commander and two minions stand at the checkout with their shopping cart.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!

''{Glass shatters and Gunhaver and Crackotage leap to the ground in front of Blue Laser Commander. Silent Rip falls behind a checkout lane several aisles away.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Not so fast, Blue Laser!

'''COMMANDER:''' Oh! I'm so sick of you people!

''{Silent Rip stands up and peeks out from behind the checkout lane.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' The express lane is for ten items or less! You've got two too many!

'''COMMANDER:''' Those are the twins!

''{Cut to a shopping cart with three rolls of WIPE! towels and two baby Blue Laser members, both with eye patches. They each make a whining sound. Cut to Silent Rip, whose wrist communicator is beeping.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Sir! Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack!

'''GUNHAVER:''' We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{rhyming}'' Back to base we're gonna head and make sure Reynold isn't dead! ''{laughs}''

''{Cut to Cheat Commandos Headquarters. There is a large hole in one wall with smoke streaming out of it and another unseen area. Cut to interior. Reynold is lying on his back atop the Rocket Backpack. His face is scorched as is a circle on the floor surrounding him, and he has lost his Gunhaver hat. There is large hole in the wall and some rubble litters the ground. Gunhaver enters.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Reynold, are you alright?! What happened here? Nice jacket!

'''REYNOLD:''' Oh, Gunhaver, it's all my fault. I was upset that you never let me go on any missions so I tried on Reinforcements' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket--

'''GUNHAVER:''' --so you could defend our base from Blue Laser! Gah! Good work, soldier! It's not your fault they got away!

'''REYNOLD:''' What?

''{Cut to view of Gunhaver from above. He has his arm raised to the sky.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Next episode, Blue Laser! Next episode!

''{Fade to black. "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!" appears on the screen and is sung to music. Cut to a bathroom where a Blue Laser minion is standing in the bathtub, scrubbing the tile wall with a green sponge. Enter Blue Laser Commander.}''

'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' The grout cleaner is working, sir.

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Fan-freaking-tastic! At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos! ''{Pan to show a computer screen which reads "Reason for not crushing Cheat Commandos". In large red blinking letters "MILDEW!!" appears.}''

''{Fade to "THE END."}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of the film, click on '''The End.''' to see an extra scene in the grocery store.

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first time we see the [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] playset.
*When Gunhaver tells Firebert to "Think of a better Commando name", Firebert makes a weird sighing noise that sounds just like normal cheat-ese.
*The episode "Shopping For Danger" is written by [[A. Chimendez]] who also created "The Strong Bad" in the email "[[pizzaz]]" and [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*The line: "Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name" is a reference to the email "[[army]]" when Strong Bad tells The Cheat that Firebert is not a good commando name. as well as an easter egg in which Firebert's action figure package which notes ''Not a good commando name!''
*[[Fightgar]] asking for "Old Lady Rub" is a reference to [[Peasant's Quest]], in which the innkeeper has a cabinet full of Old Man Rub.
*The Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket makes the same sound when [[Stinko Man]] does a [[Double Deuce]].
*Gunhaver's mention of Blue Laser buying a machine that screw with the weather is an obvious reference to a G.I. Joe mini-series, [http://www.joeheadquarters.com/joeii.shtml The Revenge Of Cobra], in which G.I. Joe and Cobra battle over a machine, the Weather Dominator, which can be used control the weather.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/commandos3.html watch "Shopping for Danger"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcommandos3.swf view the flash file for "Shopping for Danger"]

[[Category: Toons]][[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

Price Style

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 02:09:09 GMT

Aram: /* Summary */

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:price_style_screenshot.png]]

== Summary ==
'''Price Style''' (aka PRiCE STYLE) is the place where the [[Cheat Commandos]] intercept [[Blue Laser]] from buying things on double-coupon day in the toon [[Shopping for Danger]]. [[Gunhaver]] suspects that Blue Laser was taking advantage of the low prices here to buy devices that can turn babies into gold, and to screw with the weather (for example, making it snow at the beach). He orders [[Fightgar]] to do some "undercover work", dressing up as an old lady and spies on Blue Laser's actions. The store next to Price Style is HAUSGOOD. Apparently, PRiCE STYLE needs a price check on babies.

{{stub}}

[[Category: Places]][[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

Shopping For Danger

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 02:05:07 GMT

Aram: /* Fun Facts */

Cheat Commandos HQ

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:53:32 GMT

Aram: info on this base of operations

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:CC_HQ_Screenshot.png]]

== Summary ==

The '''Cheat Commandos HQ (Playset)''' is the center of operations for none other than that daring task force, the [[Cheat Commandos]] (sale on action figures)! Whenever [[Blue Laser]] cooks up some trouble, the ''Blue Las-alert'' is sounded and the Cheat Commandos rock rock on to save the day. Inside the HQ is a fairly large computer maintained by [[Silent Rip]], which loads images on "The Screen" when there is a ''Blue Las-alert''. [[Reynold]] does a good job organizing the teams equipment on a random wall inside the fort. A picture of [[Gunhaver]] with neon lights on the background is mounted on the wall of the HQ. The HQ seems heavily armed, as turrets protect each corner of the base. And finding the entrance to the base is quite easy as it is marked high on the front wall, as well as the Cheat Commandos logo. On the roof of the fort is what appears to be a large Cheat balloon with a sash labeled "SALE" across it's torso.

[[Category: Places]][[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

File:CC HQ Screenshot.png

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:53:03 GMT

Aram: The Cheat Commando's Base of Operations (Playset)

The Cheat Commando's Base of Operations (Playset)

Talk:Price Style

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:26:24 GMT

Aram:

== Name of Price Style -> PRiCE STYLE ==

Should Price Style be moved to "PRiCE STYLE?" --[[User:Aram|Aram]] 18:26, 28 Sep 2004 (MST)

Price Style

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:10:44 GMT

Aram: info on this local grocery store

File:price style screenshot.png

Aram — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 01:10:06 GMT

Aram: A local grocery store.

A local grocery store.

Strong Sad's iPod

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:58:21 GMT

Aram: added screenshot and links

[[Image:strongsads_ipod_screenshot.png]]

[[Strong Sad]]'s portable music player. It plays [[Strong Bad]]'s "Song About [[sibbie]]". It was also one of Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]]'s Stolen goods in [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]]. The device has been identified as an early first or second-generation [http://www.apple.com Apple] [http://www.theapplemuseum.com/index.php?id=tam&page=misc&subpage=audio_ipod iPod].

File:strongsads ipod screenshot.png

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:53:27 GMT

Aram: Strong Sad's I-pod screenys

Strong Sad's I-pod screenys

Strong Bad Email

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:51:13 GMT

Aram: revert

== Screenshot ==
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/sbemail.PNG

== Introduction ==
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the [[Floppy Disk Container]], come from here. A few characters were even created here!

== Latest Strong Bad Email ==
[[the facts]] - added September 20

== The Strong Bad Emails ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
114. [[the facts]] 
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
<td width="33%" valign="top">
76. [[sibbie]] 
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
38. [[helium]] 
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 Wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.

99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] 
66½. [[Arcade Game]]

== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
The rap is the ditty [[Strong Bad]] does on the E-mail menu page.

===Current Email Rap===

* Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

===Previous Known Raps===

* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu100.swf Listen] 
* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu95.swf Listen] 
* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu90.swf Listen] 
* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu84_TGS4.swf Listen] 
* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_3.swf Listen] 
* Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_1.swf Listen] 
* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu69.swf Listen] 
* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu59.swf Listen] 
* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu58.swf Listen] 
* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. 
* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. 
* Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Listen] 
* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. 

===Listen===
You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/

== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==

* '''1-33''' ''except 5, 6, 20 and 22'': TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses.)
** 5 ([[making out]]): Frampton's Camel
** 6 ([[depressio]]): Tandy 500!!
** 20 ([[spring cleaning]]): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
** 22 ([[sb_email 22]]): The Lost Email! (It was censored)

* 34 ([[weird dream]]): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)

* 35 ([[sisters]]): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)

* 36-38 ([[guitar]], [[dullard]], [[helium]]): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)

* 39-40 ([[property of ones]], [[vacation]]): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.

* 41 ([[invisibility]]): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)

* '''42-current''', ''except 50, 66½, 68½, 70 and 99½'': Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)
** 50 ([[50 emails]]): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
** 66½ ([[Arcade Game]]): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
** 68½ ([[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
** 70 ([[big white face]]): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
** 99½ ([[Not the 100th Email!!!]]): Not the 100th Email!!!

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]

[[Category: Features]]

File:sfd.png

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 21:25:33 GMT

Aram: info on screenshot

[[Silent Rip]] explains to situation to [[Gunhaver]], who believes [[Blue Laser]] plans on saving money buying super weapons that can turn babies into gold, or screw with the weather. How dreadful!

File talk:sfd.png

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 21:10:27 GMT

Aram:

Ops, please dispose of old version. Sorry for big file size :\

Toons

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 20:26:28 GMT

Aram: changed screenshot to reflect new toons page

[[Image:toons_screenshot.png]] 
The Toons! The glorious, magnificent, most wonderous part of the whole entire Homestar Runner website! There are some great Homestar Runner toons to watch, and this page lists them all! So, have fun in your living room!

'''Page Title:''' Fun in the Living Room!

== Full-Length Toons ==
*[[Shopping for Danger]] - Blue Laser goes shopping. ''4:56 long, 2004''
*[[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] - Strong Bad gets pinched. ''6:00 long, 2004''
*[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] - The first Homestar talkie. ''2:38 long, 1936''
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] - Strong Bad can't find the Cheat. ''6:18 long, 2002''
*[[The Luau]] - Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off. ''5:36 long, 2001''
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] - Coach Z's accent gets out of hand. ''4:00 long, 2001''
*[[The Reddest Radish]] - More like the Biggest Radish. ''2:23 long, 2000''
*[[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] - Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD. ''3:32 long, 2000''
*[[The King Of Town DVD]] - The King has lost his sheep. DVD. ''1:26 long, 2000''

== Shorts ==
*[[Peasant's Quest Trailer]] - Coming soon from Videlectrix. ''1:10 long, 2004''
*[[Experimental Film]] - Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video. ''3:00 long, 2004''
*[[Senor Mortgage]] - Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?! ''1:22 long, 2004''
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] - Ridiculous breakfast. ''2:13 long, 2004''
*[[The Cheatar]] - The Cheat opens up a can of peas. ''0:54 long, 2004''
*[[Cheat Commandos]] - Buy all our playsets and toys. ''1:03 long, 2004''
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] - He's no apothecary. ''1:03 long, 2003''
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] - The #1 Summer Jam from 1936. ''2:05 long, 2003''
*[[Lookin at a Thing In a Bag]] - 4 drinks for 4 cool guys. ''3:50 long, 2003''
*[[Arcade Game]] - Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. ''1:44 long, 2003''
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] - Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. ''1:55 long, 2003''
*[[The System is Down]] - Strong Bad broke the internet. ''1:06 long, 2003''
*[[Meet Marshie]] - America's favorite marshmallow. ''0:56 long, 2002''
*[[The Interview]] - Strong Bad interviews Homestar. ''2:47 long, 2002''
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] - Homestar blows his lines. ''2:24 long, 2001''
*[[Theme Song Video]] - Home Star Run Go. ''1:00 long, 2000''
*[[Kick the Can]] - Early, silent Homestar cartoons. ''0:22 long, each, 2000 ''
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] - K-Tel Records presents! ''1:42 long, 2000 ''

== Powered by The Cheat ==
*[[New Boots]] - The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five. ''2:35 long, 2004 ''
*[[mile|Mile]] - The Cheat guest-authors a SBEmail. ''2:40 long, 2003''
*[[Crazy Cartoon (toon)|Crazy Cartoon]] - I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy. ''1:12 long, 2003''
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] - The #1 Summer Jam. ''1:56 long, 2002''
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]] - The Cheat directs his own video. ''1:56 long, 2002''

== Puppet Stuff ==
*[[Labor Day]] - The Homestarmy ensures no one works on Labor Day. ''1:19 long, 2004''
*[[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] - HSR vs. TMBG. ''1:00 long, 2004'' '''NOTE: IT IS BEING DELAYED CURRENTLY AND IS NOT ON THE SITE YET. ''' '''Please Note Again That It Has Been Taken Off The Toons Menu.'''
*[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] - HSR vs. TMBG. ''1:10 long, 2004''
*[[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] - HSR vs. TMBG. ''1:11 long, 2004''
*[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] - HSR vs. TMBG. ''1:14 long, 2004''
*[[Puppet Time]] - Homestar "borrows" stuff from Strong Bad. ''1:11 long, 2004''
*[[Everybody Knows It]] - Puppet Homestar sings. ''1:02 long, 2003''

== Holiday Toons ==
*[[Decemberween In July]] - Several stocking stuffers. ''0:00 long, 2004''
*[[Under Construction]] - Stinkoman saves April Fool. ''1:47 long, 2004''
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - Marzipan contacts the dead. ''6:00 long, 2003''
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] - SB rags on his loyal fans. ''2:28 long, 2003''
*[[Malloween Commercial]] - Marshie goes off the deep end. ''1:40 long, 2003''
*[[Superbowl Dealie]] - Football makes a good excuse. ''0:39 long, 2003''
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] - The gang puts on a weird play. ''4:23 long, 2002''
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] - Everybody carves pumpkins. ''5:32 long, 2002''
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] - Homestar gives gifts. ''4:43 long, 2001''
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] - Strong Bad gives thanks. ''0:39 long, 2001''
*[[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]] - Trick/Treat. ''4:00 long, 2001''
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] - Strong Bad loses a bet. ''1:29 long, 2001''
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] - Strong Bad offends everybody. ''1:38 long, 2000''
*[[Homestarloween Party]] - Costume Party!!. ''5:04 long, 2000''

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

*[[Intro]]
*[[Intro 2]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Another Old Intro]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[KoT Intro]]
*[[KoT E-mail]]
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Second Flash]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Isle of Pom]]
*[[Super NES]]

== Cartoons that Left ==
Toons taken off the site for unknown reasons.

*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]

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== Toons Menu Fun Facts ==
*The toons menu layout changed on June 22, 2004 and divided all the toons into eight categories. You can see the old version [http://preussweb.com/tom/toonsmenu.jpg here]. It displayed [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] and [[Teen Girl Squad]] in a section called [[Features]]. Powered by The Cheat and Puppet Stuff were listed under Shorts.
*Pressing the Back button will always take you to [[Main Page 4]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.Homestarrunner.com/toons.html go to the Toons menu]
*[http://www.Homestarrunner.com/tvguide.swf go to the Toons menu in fullscreen]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 18:51:26 GMT

Aram:

''The '''Sandbox''' (HRWiki:Sandbox) is a HRWiki namespace page designed for testing and experimenting with Wiki syntax. Feel free to try your skills at formatting here: click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&action=edit edit], make your changes, and click 'Save page' when you are finished. Content added here will not stay permanently.''

''Also, please know that this page is '''not''' crawled by search engine robots. The admins have used a 'robots.txt' file to exclude this page from search engine results. Placing links on this page pointing to your website will NOT increase your search engine rankings. Peddle your wares elsewhere, please. Thanks.''
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I'm just testing out the Wiki sandbox - CarLBanks

It works like this: <math>5+2</math>:<nowiki><math>5+2</math></nowiki>...

<math>what's this?</math>
bkmlb
((bkmlb))
[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]

linking... [[Toons|Puppet Stuff]]
*Somebody please tell me what I am doing wrong here... [[User:Hobophobic|<nowiki>~</nowiki>Hobo]]

[[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]]

I lovveee cheese

Testing... '''strong bad'''strong bad''strong bad'''''strong bad'''strong sad?'''''strong bad'''''strong badstrong bad <math>I LOVE SLOPE INTERCEPT FORM!!!!!!!</math><math>5+4=9</math><math>X=(3/y)*B</math>.... Hmm. Mathy no worky. End of test.

Good day to you, I am posting through an anonymous proxy.

<math>lion's mouth + decemberween present / peer pressure * height</math>
<math>5-3</math>
testin
www.watermanstudios.com

hello

<math>How do you do this thing?</math>

Maybe like this:

<math>2+2=4</math>

Math should be more complicated like <math>2xy-3x+4y=10xy^2</math>

--[[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]] 19:13, 22 Sep 2004 (MST)something that I don't know what it is OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH--[[User:bkmlb|bkmlb]] 19:13, 22 Sep 2004 (MST)

njhgjhgjkhgkk

== mmm... space ==
<math>2+2</math>
*[http://www.videlectrix.com/pigs_on_head.swf pigs swf]
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== A New Section about Something Else ==

=== DOUBLE DEUCEEEE ===

==== Triple Deuce? ====

''Civil servants and priests, soldiers and ballet-dancers, schoolmasters and police constables, Greek museums and Gothic steeples, civil list and services list - the common seed within which all these fabulous beings slumber in embryo is taxation.'' 
'''''[[Wikipedia:Karl Marx|Karl Marx]]'''''
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GAZELLE CARCASS!!!!!

Fightgar

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 07:32:21 GMT

Aram:

[[Image:Fightgar.PNG]]

'''Fightgar''' is one of the [[Cheat Commandos]] with a speaking part in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. He's the one whining about the heat despite the fact he's more naked than the rest of them.

As far as rank goes, he appears to be a grunt fighter. He has a British accent. This may be a spoof of ''Wreck-Gar'', a Transformers character who was voiced by Eric Idle, who of course has a British accent. In [[Shopping for Danger]], Fightgar assumes the role as spy, disguising himself as an old lady to report on [[Blue Laser]] inside the [[Local grocery store]].

[[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

User:Aram

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 07:16:54 GMT

Aram:

'''@-}'''

Name: '''Robbie''' 
Age: '''18'''

Just a fan of H*R. Glad to be here.

Shopping For Danger

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 07:12:01 GMT

Aram: detailed summary, added easter egg

Shopping For Danger

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 06:22:15 GMT

Aram:

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:sfd.png]]

== Summary ==

The [[Cheat Commandos]] rock, rock on in an adventure to stop [[Blue Laser]] from spending less at a grocery store on double-coupon day.

== Transcript ==

''TODO''

== Easter Eggs ==

''TODO''

== Fun Facts ==

''TODO''

== External Links ==

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/commandos3.html Watch "Shopping for Danger"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcommandos3.swf Watch "Shopping for Danger" in full screen.]

{{stub}}

File:sfd.png

Aram — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 06:19:59 GMT

Aram: