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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:20:37 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ArchiveMaker</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:ArchiveMaker</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;ArchiveMaker:&amp;#32;/* MY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES PAGE */&lt;/p&gt;
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== Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
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If you're just testing stuff out, it's a good idea to hit the preview button on the edit page because every edit you make, even to your own pages ends up on the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] page. Another option is to use the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:35, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also too long...&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly,{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:18:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ArchiveMaker</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:ArchiveMaker</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:from work</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;ArchiveMaker:&amp;#32;/* DNA on your desk by five.... */&lt;/p&gt;
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Is it just the transcript that we can't touch? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:That's correct.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Edit Conflict'd==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was trying to explain that the items advertised in the popup game parody are a reference to the scam where popups promise them free for participation by clicking the ad or playing the game, which usually results in spyware being downloaded to the user's computer. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:26, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Well... do you have any proof that they normally DO upload spyware? I mean, I think that it varies. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:31, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pink Floy'd!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone verify whether or not the &amp;quot;cha-ching&amp;quot; in the gnome game is sampled from &amp;quot;Money&amp;quot;?  It does sound like the same one...  (And it would be sampled from &amp;quot;Money&amp;quot; if it's the same sound, because Roger Waters actually did record the little money clinks himself.)&lt;br /&gt;
:It isn't. If you listen to a cash register in ANY cartoon, it makes almost the same exact sound. If it is the same one, then it's not a reference, it's a sound effect that can be taken from about anywhere. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 23:36, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Goof?==&lt;br /&gt;
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In the opening loading screen, the overhead reflections visible in the monitor can be easily seen. Should this be classified as a goof? --[[User:74.134.244.134|74.134.244.134]] 23:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Good Drawings'd==&lt;br /&gt;
when the xbox/ipod/psp pop up, they look like they have been photoshopped, but they have actually been imported into flash, then &amp;quot;Trace Bitmapp&amp;quot;'d, which makes them easy to manipulate in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Travelocity==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think it's Travelocity. I think it's just a random character like the others. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 23:27, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misculanious fun fact... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I did this 'cause I was kinda bored so I went I played that Taser the Gnome Easter Egg just to see the limit on the amount of digits the score will allow and from what I've played, it goes up to six digits with that last one being cut-off slightly. - {{User:Ren Foxx/sig}} 23:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Space Whale ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know if it's Fun Fact-worthy, but it occurs to me that a space whale of sorts was featured in [[Drive-Thru]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:36, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== DNA on your desk by five.... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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did i just miss it, but should we mention that Homestar referred to DNA in this email, just like the past couple emails?&lt;br /&gt;
not quite sure....&lt;br /&gt;
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: It's already on the page. See &amp;quot;Inside References&amp;quot; or [[DNA Evidence]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:40, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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Is it just the transcript that we can't touch? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:That's correct.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Edit Conflict'd==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was trying to explain that the items advertised in the popup game parody are a reference to the scam where popups promise them free for participation by clicking the ad or playing the game, which usually results in spyware being downloaded to the user's computer. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:26, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Well... do you have any proof that they normally DO upload spyware? I mean, I think that it varies. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:31, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pink Floy'd!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone verify whether or not the &amp;quot;cha-ching&amp;quot; in the gnome game is sampled from &amp;quot;Money&amp;quot;?  It does sound like the same one...  (And it would be sampled from &amp;quot;Money&amp;quot; if it's the same sound, because Roger Waters actually did record the little money clinks himself.)&lt;br /&gt;
:It isn't. If you listen to a cash register in ANY cartoon, it makes almost the same exact sound. If it is the same one, then it's not a reference, it's a sound effect that can be taken from about anywhere. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 23:36, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Goof?==&lt;br /&gt;
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In the opening loading screen, the overhead reflections visible in the monitor can be easily seen. Should this be classified as a goof? --[[User:74.134.244.134|74.134.244.134]] 23:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Good Drawings'd==&lt;br /&gt;
when the xbox/ipod/psp pop up, they look like they have been photoshopped, but they have actually been imported into flash, then &amp;quot;Trace Bitmapp&amp;quot;'d, which makes them easy to manipulate in flash.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Travelocity==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think it's Travelocity. I think it's just a random character like the others. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 23:27, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misculanious fun fact... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I did this 'cause I was kinda bored so I went I played that Taser the Gnome Easter Egg just to see the limit on the amount of digits the score will allow and from what I've played, it goes up to six digits with that last one being cut-off slightly. - {{User:Ren Foxx/sig}} 23:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Space Whale ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know if it's Fun Fact-worthy, but it occurs to me that a space whale of sorts was featured in [[Drive-Thru]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:36, 9 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== DNA on your desk by five.... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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did i just miss it, but should we mention that Homestar referred to DNA in this email, just like the past couple emails?&lt;br /&gt;
not quite sure....&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>HRWiki talk:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:2007_Spring_Fundraising_Drive</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ArchiveMaker:&amp;#32;/* Get rid off the message saying the wiki was shut down! */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Might I suggest getting a '''tremendously''' cheaper account with DreamHost instead? You don't need a lot to run a wiki. Not a lot at all... -- Someguyerson&lt;br /&gt;
:Actually we use a lot of bandwidth.  The SBEMAIL page just by itself has been accessed 1,241,528 times.  We had to go to a dedicated server a year or so ago to handle all the load. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Hmmmmm. About how many gigs of bandwidth? If that's not too personal a question! -- Someguyerson&lt;br /&gt;
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:Read up at [[HRWiki talk:2005 Fall Pledge Drive#Server cost]]. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 05:22, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::And that discussion is nearly two years old. Our usage has far surpassed what we were doing then. ''Hundreds'' of gigabytes. This is a popular site. As they say, you get what you pay for, thus we pay a lot so that each user's experience here is as hassle-free as possible (which, besides legal reasons, is why we don't have ads or anything like that). &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:27, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Dreamhost and Bluehost offer right around 2tb (that's 2,000gb) of transfer.. I'd be scared if you guys were actually using that much in a month. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 15:24, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::For free, I'm sure. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Wikia==&lt;br /&gt;
Just a reminder - the offer of free hosting from [[Wikia:Wikia|Wikia]] is still open. It would mean ads, but if you look at [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], you'll see they are quite discrete. I've always liked the way this community is run and I would love you to welcome you all to Wikia if you ever find the hosting costs get too much. [[User:Angela|Angela]] 05:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Agreed. But that's because I'm an uncyclopedian aswell. Why not those Google ads undeneath the external links? --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 10:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah. Why not move to Wikia and just pay for a redirect? --[[User:147.124.152.117|147.124.152.117]] 17:47, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::We apologize, Angela, but the conspicuousness of the ads is not the concern; any profit made off of this site would be a horrible violation of the &amp;quot;free use&amp;quot; that our wiki so rests on. Our relations with TBC are such that this would not result in an immediate lawsuit, but we still don't need to go down that road. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 18:22, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it just me, or is it April 1st??--[[User:Murgatroid|Murgatroid]] 07:43, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Yeah, the pledge drive is probbly a prank.--&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[User:Extremejon|extremejon]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{unsigned|66.41.238.151|08:55, 1 April 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
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::It's not &amp;amp;mdash; pledge drives are a pretty ordinary occurrence around here. The &amp;quot;The Homestar Runner Wiki has been shut down.&amp;quot; message is the extent of the prank. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Yeah, I only meant the &amp;quot;Shut down&amp;quot; message - I wouldn't accuse fundraising to be a prank--[[User:Murgatroid|Murgatroid]] 10:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Okay, let me get this straight. The main page is a prank, the pledge is real, and the image code down there is... what? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 12:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::You know what? This year was even better than last year! (For those who weren't around last year, there's a recap [[HRWiki:A History#Back to WikkiTikkiTavi for April Fool's Day|here]].) No drastic redesigns, no crashing skins, no confusion; just a quick, effective scare and then business as usual. AND it's for a good cause - the wiki! But...er...since I'm a student and don't have my own credit card/paypal account, I can't really afford to donate. Sorry. Maybe when I'm older. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I noticed it never actually said &amp;quot;april fools!&amp;quot; Although this is pretty much clear, it's still good, just to be safe, to maybe put that up. -Guest&lt;br /&gt;
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== Get rid off the message saying the wiki was shut down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People might take the message seriously,and this wiki might lose viewers,and rumors might spread!It should be removed!&lt;br /&gt;
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:Well, it's got the &amp;quot;info&amp;quot; link under it, and I think people may be interesting in seeing why. Plus, it's a perfect message to show how much we need donations. If you're annoyed by it, just bookmark [[Homestar Runner Wiki]]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:19, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Unfortunately the &amp;quot;info&amp;quot; link doesn't look like a normal link (no underline unless the mouse hovers over it). 21:59, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::That's absurd to think that people will only read the first line without looking for answers, then never return to the site again (and on April Fool's day too). &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Especially if they happened by last year... &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:11, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::It's April Fool's day.  Come on.{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:14, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::The guy above me, got a point. It's all good. though it did scare the bejesus outta me. {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}} P.S now it says Dag, yo. heh&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I hope that if you were freaked out that you donated! {{User:Qermaq/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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==The Basics==&lt;br /&gt;
This is my page, umm...dont really have anythign to put here, but i do require some help, if i have any help requests ill just put em' on my discussions. [[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|I eat one everyday...no not StrongSad]]&lt;br /&gt;
(Before i put a request to go on www.piczo.nazgul.com, ignore that, my friends and i have stopped editing it. If you're actually a fan of the site, sorry)&lt;br /&gt;
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From Archive Maker&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S sorry if i accidentally misspell or not edit a page properly. I try to do my best, hope thats good enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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god dammit, shouldve chosen a better username&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>HRWiki talk:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:2007_Spring_Fundraising_Drive</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ArchiveMaker:&amp;#32;/* Get rid off the message saying the wiki was shut down! */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Might I suggest getting a '''tremendously''' cheaper account with DreamHost instead? You don't need a lot to run a wiki. Not a lot at all... -- Someguyerson&lt;br /&gt;
:Actually we use a lot of bandwidth.  The SBEMAIL page just by itself has been accessed 1,241,528 times.  We had to go to a dedicated server a year or so ago to handle all the load. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Hmmmmm. About how many gigs of bandwidth? If that's not too personal a question! -- Someguyerson&lt;br /&gt;
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:Read up at [[HRWiki talk:2005 Fall Pledge Drive#Server cost]]. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 05:22, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::And that discussion is nearly two years old. Our usage has far surpassed what we were doing then. ''Hundreds'' of gigabytes. This is a popular site. As they say, you get what you pay for, thus we pay a lot so that each user's experience here is as hassle-free as possible (which, besides legal reasons, is why we don't have ads or anything like that). &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:27, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Dreamhost and Bluehost offer right around 2tb (that's 2,000gb) of transfer.. I'd be scared if you guys were actually using that much in a month. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 15:24, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::For free, I'm sure. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Wikia==&lt;br /&gt;
Just a reminder - the offer of free hosting from [[Wikia:Wikia|Wikia]] is still open. It would mean ads, but if you look at [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], you'll see they are quite discrete. I've always liked the way this community is run and I would love you to welcome you all to Wikia if you ever find the hosting costs get too much. [[User:Angela|Angela]] 05:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Agreed. But that's because I'm an uncyclopedian aswell. Why not those Google ads undeneath the external links? --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 10:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah. Why not move to Wikia and just pay for a redirect? --[[User:147.124.152.117|147.124.152.117]] 17:47, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::We apologize, Angela, but the conspicuousness of the ads is not the concern; any profit made off of this site would be a horrible violation of the &amp;quot;free use&amp;quot; that our wiki so rests on. Our relations with TBC are such that this would not result in an immediate lawsuit, but we still don't need to go down that road. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 18:22, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== First of the Month ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it just me, or is it April 1st??--[[User:Murgatroid|Murgatroid]] 07:43, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Yeah, the pledge drive is probbly a prank.--&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[User:Extremejon|extremejon]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{unsigned|66.41.238.151|08:55, 1 April 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
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::It's not &amp;amp;mdash; pledge drives are a pretty ordinary occurrence around here. The &amp;quot;The Homestar Runner Wiki has been shut down.&amp;quot; message is the extent of the prank. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Yeah, I only meant the &amp;quot;Shut down&amp;quot; message - I wouldn't accuse fundraising to be a prank--[[User:Murgatroid|Murgatroid]] 10:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Okay, let me get this straight. The main page is a prank, the pledge is real, and the image code down there is... what? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 12:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::You know what? This year was even better than last year! (For those who weren't around last year, there's a recap [[HRWiki:A History#Back to WikkiTikkiTavi for April Fool's Day|here]].) No drastic redesigns, no crashing skins, no confusion; just a quick, effective scare and then business as usual. AND it's for a good cause - the wiki! But...er...since I'm a student and don't have my own credit card/paypal account, I can't really afford to donate. Sorry. Maybe when I'm older. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I noticed it never actually said &amp;quot;april fools!&amp;quot; Although this is pretty much clear, it's still good, just to be safe, to maybe put that up. -Guest&lt;br /&gt;
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== Get rid off the message saying the wiki was shut down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People might take the message seriously,and this wiki might lose viewers,and rumors might spread!It should be removed!&lt;br /&gt;
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:Well, it's got the &amp;quot;info&amp;quot; link under it, and I think people may be interesting in seeing why. Plus, it's a perfect message to show how much we need donations. If you're annoyed by it, just bookmark [[Homestar Runner Wiki]]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:19, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Unfortunately the &amp;quot;info&amp;quot; link doesn't look like a normal link (no underline unless the mouse hovers over it). 21:59, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::That's absurd to think that people will only read the first line without looking for answers, then never return to the site again (and on April Fool's day too). &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Especially if they happened by last year... &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:11, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::It's April Fool's day.  Come on.{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:14, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::The guy above me, got a point. It's all good. though it did scare the bejesus outta me. {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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&lt;div&gt;== I have a question. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I just added something to this entry, (my first entry ever! YAY!) and I then set up an account with a username and all, and I realized that it didn't track my identity once I created the account (ie: my IP address is given credit for the change, while my user account &amp;quot;kokoloko&amp;quot; isn't.) Is there any way to fix this? (Sorry about how discombobulated this message is, I am extremely tired :) )&lt;br /&gt;
:No. Edits made by IPs are forever logged as edits made by IPs; else I'd have taken credit for starting [[Wikipedia:Clockwork Knight 2]] a long while ago back at, well, [[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
:General tip: don't forget your signature. That'd be four tildes (&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;), if you didn't know. [[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 17:30, 16 Nov 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know if this is very fun, but in the B. Ryan Holmes easter egg, the phone number is given as 555-XYLM. This is probably a reference to '[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylem xylem]', which is a part of a plant. So it'd make sense given the easter egg being about trees. --[[User:69.81.102.139|69.81.102.139]] 02:40, 26 Feb 2005 (MST) (I really need to sign up on the hrwiki some time.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Firebird, how is my funfact a &amp;quot;may be&amp;quot; and not definate?--[[User:-erson|-erson]] 00:47, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We're not for sure if it's refering to [[autobiography]]. A definate fun fact would be, say, Strong Bad saying the exact same phrase that he did in a certain email. &amp;amp;rarr;''&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[[User:FireBird|&amp;lt;font color=green&amp;gt;FireBird&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
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== Collections Agency ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Bubs' collections agency letter is retaliation for Strong Bad's collections agency prank in [[lackey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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I just put that up! It works! What's the deal?! Stop removing it!-- [[User:TaranchulaVamp15|TaranchulaVamp15]] 14:18 13 July 2005 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:That's just speculation; it could just be that Strong Bad bought lots of stuff from Bubs' stand and forgot to pay for it. Put it in STUFF if you disagree with its removal. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:25, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Closed STUFF==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Pizzle the Nizzle (Declined)===&lt;br /&gt;
The line &amp;quot;positate the negative&amp;quot; refers to the song Accentuate the Positive, by Johnny Mercer.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Decline.'''  Both the Johnny Mercer song and strongbad's line refer to evangelical preaching in general.  --[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 08:41, 30 Mar 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
**'''Comment.''' Evangelical preaching? Huh? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 17:51, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually, no. '''Decline.''' [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 02:18, 5 Apr 2005 (MDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Accept.''' I know I'm prolly in the minority here, but it's what ''I'' thought of when I heard the line for the first time. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 17:51, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Decline.''' It's just a parody of motivational-speech lingo. --[[User:Beatfox|Beatfox]] 19:38, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tappity Tappity (Declined)===&lt;br /&gt;
When Strong Bad dismisses the email's text to make room for his new text, as he does often, it makes the standard typing sound effects instead of the hard &amp;quot;enter&amp;quot; hitting sound.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Although it was deleted as &amp;quot;not fun&amp;quot;, I'm not too sure that it deserves it. Your opinions? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 00:03, 5 Feb 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Decline.'''  Strong Bad often clears the screen by just typing more, analogous to a 'soft return' onto the next page. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 14:39, 6 Feb 2005 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Decline.''' Who cares? Fun facts are supposed to be, well, FUN. They're not about picking out every insignifcant detail. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Accept''' Yeah its a good fun fact? all ya'lls are too picky [[User:Extremejon|Extremejon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Accept.''' Seems to me like a good fact. It's definitely a glitch if TBC usually use the 'enter' noise. &amp;amp;rarr;[[User:evin290|evin290]] 17:20, 12 Feb 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
**You know Evin290, TBC mock fans who use logic like that (Homestar does NOT have a stupid uncle egg). [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*** Are you taking a H*R line way too seriously in order to convince people not to take a H*R way too seriously...? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 10:58, 16 Feb 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
**** '''Comment.''' I'm just saying that it's probably worth having because it's out of the norm. &amp;amp;rarr;[[User:evin290|evin290]] 20:19, 16 Feb 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Decline!''' On most of my computers I use, it's usually the SPACE BAR that sounds different, not the return/enter key. --[[User:Aussie Evil|Aussie Evil]] 15:28, 3 Mar 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Accept''' On my computer, both sound different. Anyway, I think its good enough to be in there. -[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Decline''', If we acepted this than we'd have to accept all the other fun facts that mentioned a slight, often unimportant, difference. --[[User:flashstorm|flashstorm]] 15:26, 14 Mar 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
**'''Comment''' That's a good point. Too bad you didn't sign your post. [[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Did now --[[User:flashstorm|flashstorm]] 15:26, 14 Mar 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ok then. -[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''Second.'''  At best, this should be called a goof.  However, people who enjoy reading goofs would probably scorn this level of pickiness (maybe.  I don't care for what people call goofs here personally...)--[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 21:15, 31 Mar 2005 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
***I've seen &amp;quot;Goofs&amp;quot; around here a LOT worse than this. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 03:21, 5 Apr 2005 (MDT)&lt;br /&gt;
**'''Second.''' Too insignificant. --[[User:Beatfox|Beatfox]] 19:35, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Accept!''' Good enough for me. [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 03:53, 6 Apr 2005 (MDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Prior Arrest ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{stufffact|When Strong Bad mentions having to do community service for a prior arrest, it is likely a reference to the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{stuffverdict|23:32, 23 March 2006 (UTC)|18:20, 5 April 2006 (UTC)|overwhelmingly accepted|22|11|other days}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mr. Strong vs. Mr. Bad ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{stufffact|Although Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong Sad are brothers, and presumably share the family name &amp;quot;Strong&amp;quot; (aka Asian practice), the snailmail is addressed to &amp;quot;Mr. Bad&amp;quot;. While this clearly makes the adressee unambiguous, it is an incorrect form of address.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{stuffverdict|23:21, 18 February 2006 (UTC)|21:20, 2 March 2006 (UTC)|overwhelmingly declined|19|5|other days}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cut-off-your-canteloupe style ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{stufffact|Bubs' collections agency letter is sent in retaliation for Strong Bad's collections agency prank in lackey.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{stuffverdict|20:15, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)|05:09, 18 Jul 2005 (UTC)|unanimously declined|12|0|other days}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Please to be... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On the early Simpsons episode, &amp;quot;Lisa's Pony&amp;quot;, when Homer acts like he won the lottery by covering up the ticket with his thumb, Apu says &amp;quot;Please to be removing your thumb&amp;quot;.  Is it possible that Janus' poorly worded English was a reference to this episode?  Do we know if Janus' email was real, or if TBC doctored a phony email, to include a Simpsons reference?  ([http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F06.html snpp.com]) --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 17:55, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm gonna go out on a limb and say probably not. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 09:18, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yeah. Much as I like The Simpsons, I'm pretty sure I heard &amp;quot;Please to be&amp;quot; somewhere else before.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:23, 17 March 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun fact ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;prior arrest&amp;quot; Strong Bad refers to is most likely a reference to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]].--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:22, 17 March 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey just wondering, recently (actually not so recently), The Late Show with David Letterman had a joke similar to the Piemonade joke. Could this be linked or just a coincidence? I'm not too sure myself, just asking. {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}} 07:17, 23 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Remark ==&lt;br /&gt;
Wouldn't it be odd for Strong Bad to wear the Polo shirt ''yesterday'' if it was a Monday?&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Talk:looking old</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==SB's head==&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad's head is a lightbulb! A trapezoidal lightbulb! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 11:41, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, at least we know what his heads shape is.--[[User:Eddy king|Eddy king]] 15:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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(1) This may reveal the shape of his skull, sure, but that's hardly a surprise. (2) It is a cartoon, and cartoon physics may apply here - which is to say it may not recur or might even be freely contradicted down the road. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:26, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Did ya read-? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it &amp;quot;Did ya read- Dear Strong Bad,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Dijjery Dear Strong Bad,&amp;quot;? I hear &amp;quot;Dijjery&amp;quot;. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 11:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm not certain... my first guess was the first half of &amp;quot;didjeridu&amp;quot; but I thought that would just be silly... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Or the first half [[Rejected Characters#Dijjery-Doo|of that one rejected character]]. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 12:04, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I dunno, but I interpreted it as &amp;quot;did you read.&amp;quot; &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 13:33, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I thought of the didgeridoo as well when I saw it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wave Effect ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed that during the Cheat's &amp;quot;Youth Through Editing&amp;quot; remix of the intro, clicking on the Lappy's screen will still cause the usual distortion effect. {{User:The_Spainish_Inquisition/sig}} 15:25, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, and it suffered the same results as in [[Sick Day]]. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I just thought it would be worth mentioning, considering the wierd camera angles in the sequence. {{User:The_Spainish_Inquisition/sig}} 16:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Marzipans line==&lt;br /&gt;
There is no doubt in my mind that that line thats in the transcript is incorrect. We're is a possible word, but Ditty sound nothing like the mystery confusing word. For a start, the word seems to start with a B. For all we know, she could be speaking in a forign language. (Make sense with the kosher tea)Its at times like this that I wish TBC had a way of answering our questions. --[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 15:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:That was my last guess. I don't even know what the line is. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:07, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::It sounded to me like &amp;quot;Word, booty.&amp;quot; But, uh, that's just me. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 16:11, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I only thought it up when doing all the [[Subtitles:sbemail164/en|subtitles]] for this. So I will change it accordingly if it does get changed here and a consensus is reached or something. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:20, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I definitely hear &amp;quot;word booty&amp;quot; but I haven't a clue what that means. Then again, I'm older than Strong Bad. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I hear &amp;quot;''{something}'' duty&amp;quot;, which makes a bit of sense in context. Would help if I could make out the &amp;quot;Something.&amp;quot; --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::At first I thought she was saying something along the lines of &amp;quot;Word, dudey&amp;quot;.  But after listening again, I agree it's &amp;quot;''{something}'' duty&amp;quot;;  that would make more sense than my inital thought.  It almost sounds like &amp;quot;We're duty&amp;quot;, but I have no clue what that means. {{User:Garnet Jell-o/sig}} 18:37, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I'm with Qermaq and TSSG3 on this.  Word Booty (maybe a reference to why he's obligated to have her there and listen?) - {{User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C/Sig}} 21:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I distinctly hear &amp;quot;Word, booty!&amp;quot; --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 17:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Estimated ages? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Oh, yeah. I feel at least 10 years younger! Time to go relate with some 18-24 year olds!&amp;quot; This brings up two ideas. He goes to see Strong Sad, so that leads me to believe that Strong Sad is 18-24. Also, if Strong Bad wants to relate to people around 10 years younger than his real age, that could mean he's 28-34 years old.&lt;br /&gt;
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:The thing is, your theory i'ds contradicted by 'The Secrets I Keep'. In that they are around the same age [[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 17:05, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Also, why would he choose Strong Sad to relate to? That angle doesn't make sense. But you'll note that Matt is 30 and Mike is 33 - that's ''their'' age, no? One could assume (if one was prone to speculation) that Strong Bad is about their age. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:40, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I see nothing contradictory in 'The Secrets That I Keep'. All it shows is what went on in their childhood, and it has no reference to ages whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Still, this may give an age range for Strong Bad, but it offers nothing useful toward determining Strong Sad's age. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:15, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::I think the comment about relating to 18-24 yr olds is based on that being considered the key demographic for those who specialize in &amp;quot;edgy humor.&amp;quot;  So I really don't think that it can in anyway be seen as a way to estimate Strong Bad's age (there have been plenty of people of all ages who have tried to appeal to this demographic, often by changing their appearence), as for why he picks Strong Sad???? That has me baffled too, unless you want to take into account that Strong Sad listens to college radio and '''may''' be of that age group (although I think we're getting really speculative here, well beyond encyclopedic bounds.)- {{User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C/Sig}} 19:28, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::Or he could be joking or wrong. He's not the smartesr fork in the shead you know. He make many mistakes and we know how bad he is when it comes to technoligy. Though I'm only saying this becaus I'm against Srong bad being older than me. [[User Yo yo mom|Yo yo mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== L'Chaim ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there Elcoolio, I wanted to ask you about L'Chaim as is pertains to this article.  As I have heard it pronounce L'Chaim in hebrew is a three syllibol phrase (lo-high-em) whereas chai in english is one syllibol (ch-i).  Isn't this just a coincidence in spelling? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 17:41, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:''{What is written here is not from the perspective of someone who deeply studied the language, just of someone speaking it. Please read with it as such}'' Well, I'm not going to meddle in the affairs of Wikipedia, but I would have spelled &amp;quot;Lekhaim&amp;quot; (as I like to differentiate between the English or Hindi sound from the Hebrew one, but that would have ruined the joke). You can pronounce it le-kha-yim, or le-kha-im, but not &amp;quot;lo-high-em&amp;quot; or anything like that, unless you want to sound like a heavy-accented tourist. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::but I am a heavily accented tourist. I know how to make that scratchy k sound in le-kha-im, I just don't know what that sound is called or how to write it. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 17:54, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The Hebrew letter for the sound is [[Wikipedia:Heth (letter)|Khet]] and the sound is called [[Wikipedia:Voiceless uvular fricative|Voiceless uvular fricative]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::In addition to what E.L. Cool said, it's most commonly written in english as &amp;quot;ch&amp;quot;, but it can also be shown as &amp;quot;Ḥ&amp;quot;. As Roz analogizes in [[Wikipedia:Meet the Fockers|Meet the Fockers]], &amp;quot;it's like you've got popcorn stuck in your throat&amp;quot;. If you wanted to hear it said or where you place your tongue when you say it, I'm sure that could be arranged. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Woman's Rights? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Don't you think that when Strong Bad says to Marzipan &amp;quot;I'm legally obligatted to have you here,&amp;quot; is a reference to woman's right movements? - [[User:Zerlock1124|Zerlock1124]]&lt;br /&gt;
: It could be any of a number of things. Maybe he lost a bet and foolishly signed a contract. Maybe she sued him for not appearing in enough Strong Bad Emails. Who can really say without more info? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:53, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Nah, I think it is a women's rights thing.  When I went to school there was something called title IX, which basically said for every male sport, there had to be one female sport also. I think that this is something similiar.  SB is being forced to have a woman there and he resents it. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:31, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I can see arguments for a lot of possibilities, including that, but it amounts to speculation in the end. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:32, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I thought of affirmative action laws whenever I first saw this, but later wondered if it had anything to do with Title IX instead.  Seeing the amiguity of this and how one speculate so much about this, I figure that we probably shouldn't list anything relating to this as a Fun Fact. {{User:Garnet Jell-o/sig}} 22:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Don't even bother, it would never survive STUFF. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 22:09, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::It would never make it to Stuff.{{User:Geshmalderborgen/sig}} 22:25, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Freakily Abrupt Cut==&lt;br /&gt;
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The cut after Strong Bad's reaction to the Cheat's editing is freakily abrupt. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 21:11, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hsaio==&lt;br /&gt;
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How do you pronounce that? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 21:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The most simple way to put it in english is &amp;quot;sow&amp;quot;, as in a female pig. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:27, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Actually, the correct pronunciation is more like &amp;quot;shyow&amp;quot;. I'm taking Chinese, so I have some experience with this. In Mainland China, it would actually be written as &amp;quot;Xiao&amp;quot;, but Taiwan uses a different romanization. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:43, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Explicitly from Asia? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I think the fact that says &amp;quot;first email from Asia&amp;quot; should read &amp;quot;First email explicitly from Asia&amp;quot; as some emails don't have a place(who knows, maybe the 2nd email in the Ali and Ali's sister ep. was sent from Asia)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, and what about that Horse woman thingy?-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 21:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::What on Earth are you referring to? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:34, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::[[E-mail Birds]].-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 21:36, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I still don't see how that's relevant to the email's geographical origin. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:44, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::&amp;quot;Naomi&amp;quot; is a common female first name in Japan, however she says she is from &amp;quot;AB&amp;quot; and according to wikipedia, the only AB that is a place is Aberdeen in the UK&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I can't figure out where they're even from... [[Strong Bad Email By Place]] doesn't list it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]&lt;br /&gt;
::::::It doesn't? She should be listed under [[Wikipedia:Alberta|Alberta]], Canada... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:49, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::PS. She '''''is''''' listed under Alberta, Canada. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:50, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::THere is also a similar Hebrew name נעמי. I believe the English transliteration would be Naomi. Perhaps she is Israeli?{{User:Geshmalderborgen/sig}} 22:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've known several Naomis here in the states, and of course Canada uses many of the same names we do. I don't see any reason to assume any place but Alberta. P.S.: Why are we discussing this here and not on [[Talk:E-mail Birds]]? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Skull? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should we mention that this is the first time we get to see his possible Bone/Skull shape? you know, just wondering. {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|135|record book|geddup noise}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sbemail135.PNG|thumb|Holy-crap-adorable!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}},  {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Arena]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Tandy 400]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' August 8, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 4:25&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing loudly in [[Wikipedia:Falsetto|falsetto]]}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. ''{begins reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: Ladies...&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strongest of the Bads,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We are two desperate losers who could never get any&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
any tips on lady...ing.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lorenzo and Fillbert&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad reads &amp;quot;Strongest of the Bads&amp;quot; very quickly and rhythmically. After reading &amp;quot;could never get any ladies&amp;quot;, he says &amp;quot;Oooh, something I would not openly admit.&amp;quot; He reads &amp;quot;lady...ing.&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;lady?(pause)ing?&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to &amp;lt;!--There is no &amp;quot;the&amp;quot; here. See talk--&amp;gt; Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. ''{clears screen}'' Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a Laserdisc.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, a Laserdisc. ''{music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc.  Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc! ''{The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], then to the Arena from the same toon. Throughout this section of the email, the animation and voices are in the same style as the old toon. Cut to a close-up on the Announcer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' And in the red corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, ''{holds microphone closer}'' the Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check, Strong Bad! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the corner of the wrestling ring, which contains a table with the Tandy on it. Strong Bad pops out from a trapdoor and lands with a loud thud.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings all you morones ''{&amp;quot;morons&amp;quot; with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. Holy crap! Welcome to the Strong Bad show, where I check a real email from one of you ''{leans in toward the camera}'' ''stupid'' idiots.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The crowd boos. Strong Bad produces an anvil and hurls it at them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you a-shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The anvil lands with a crash. Someone in the crowd says &amp;quot;Ow!&amp;quot; Strong Bad laughs at him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's a-holy crap get to business!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad walks over to the Tandy and brings up the email somehow. He reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;tandy email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I am a desperate loser. Can you&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
give me any tips on lady-ing?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Your 1st best Friend ever,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Fabrosi&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}'' ''{very quietly}'' Holy crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a close-up}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. ''{He points to himself with both hands.}'' Take off your shirt, ''{produces some sandpaper}'' sand off your nipples, ''{rubs it on his chest; the camera pans down to his feet}'' and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. ''{He swivels his body around once.}'' But sometimes ''{swivels it again}'' that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest ''{produces a can of gasoline}'' Mongolian aftershave lotion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He douses himself as the crowd cheers &amp;quot;Yay!&amp;quot; Strong Bad walks off and over to Homestar Runner (sans cap) and Marzipan. Gasoline fumes emanate above Strong Bad's head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Me too!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, you... A-take a-this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He leaps at Homestar, somersaulting over and over with a helicopter-like noise. He lands right on Homestar's head. There is a huge explosion of stars as Homestar is knocked to the mat, stars spinning above his eyes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad on top of the ropes. He is no longer emanating gasoline fumes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The ladies also can't resist... ''{All of the sudden his chest is very defined; his biceps bulge up.}'' ...muscular wrestling moves... ''{The camera pulls back.}'' ...off the top rope!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad leaps from the top rope and crashes right on Homestar, who is still down. There is another starry explosion.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Marzipan.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, that's resistable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And if that doesn't work, bring out your cute baby brother ''{Strong Sad walks up but falls through the ground when a trapdoor appears}'' or holy-crap-adorable pet ''{The Cheat walks in from the right}''.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Cheat squeaks softly and bats his bright blue eyes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{frowning}'' Now it smells like a garage with a litter box in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Cheat hums and bats his eyes some more. Strong Bad kicks him out of the ring.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' If all else fails...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a table set up in the ring, complete with a tablecloth, two candles, and a serving platter. The Cheat, humming, flies overhead and crashes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...employ the secret weapon: ''{The lid lifts off the serving platter to reveal two burritos and a tin of Mungo's Caviar.}'' A candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and finest cigars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad, who has begun emanating gasoline fumes again, holds a cigar up to one of the candles to light it. Naturally, it explodes}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad's head begins to crack and then shatters, leaving just his mouth.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, Strong Bad? What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning toward Homestar}'' Yeah, me too!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still mostly headless}'' Holy crap.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He leaps into a freeze frame. The background turns orange and the words &amp;quot;The End&amp;quot; appear in the corner as the old theme music plays. Mike Chapman can be heard in the background, saying &amp;quot;ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding&amp;quot; in time with the theme music. Cut back to Strong Bad, now asleep and snoring at the Lappy. He wakes up with a start.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aught? What? Ooot? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a whallop. Uh, so yeah, Danny. Now's a great time to plant cucumbers. Stocks are up, stipes are down. And old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{He gets up. After a couple of seconds, the camera pans right to reveal him still at the table, snoring away. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the word &amp;quot;And&amp;quot; to see Homestar following Strong Bad's advice... sort of.&lt;br /&gt;
*:''{Homestar and Marzipan are standing in The Field. Homestar appears to be wearing a very wide fake mustache}''&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, ladytype, I'm wearin' tight pants ''{shakes a leg}'' so as to accentuate all my bubbleties!&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' Have I broken up with you yet?&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, a couple times.&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the &amp;quot;Genghis Khan&amp;quot; disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] to see a bottle of &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]&amp;quot; lotion for women (&amp;quot;Smell like a Warlord!&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on Strong Bad's head to see a brief dream of him somersaulting over a canyon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Stipe|stipe]] is a supporting stalk or stemlike structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom.&lt;br /&gt;
*A Gold digger, is a person which marries/dates someone for their money or for a profitable reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#genghis khan|genghis khan]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time we see the [[Floppy Disk Container]] close up.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the only cartoon on the entire site to use the word nipple.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;early version&amp;quot; Homestar in this email has a lower voice than his Marshmallow's Last Stand counterpart, sounding slightly more like his modern self. Strong Bad's voice is also slightly more relaxed and sounds more like his modern counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad does a flip jump like Stinkoman in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad does his flips, his boots are red, not black.&lt;br /&gt;
*The sound that The Cheat makes as he flies over the table is similar to the sound he makes in [[Main Page 20]] when he flies out of a pile of grapes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Even though Strong Bad says he would not ''openly'' admit that he could never get [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], he did ''accidentally'' say he doesn't know anything about the ladies at the end of [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad omits four [[Wikipedia:Diacritic|diacritical marks]] in the words &amp;quot;creme brulee&amp;quot; and in &amp;quot;ice creme&amp;quot; Instead, they should be spelled &amp;quot;crème brûlée&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;ice crème&amp;quot;, respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
*Although Strong Bad says &amp;quot;[[Crap|Holy crap]]&amp;quot; a lot in the flashback, he never actually used this phrase in Marshmallow's Last Stand. In fact, the catch phrase wasn't used until [[The Reddest Radish]], which was in an entirely different style and time period.&lt;br /&gt;
*Adorable The Cheat has similar blue eyes to [[Cheatball]]'s.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the email [[2 years]], Strong Bad claims that his main man &amp;quot;is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde&amp;quot;, making no mention of Fabrosi.&lt;br /&gt;
*If Strong Bad did indeed sand off his nipples, they would likely have grown back by now. Nipples are one of the few body parts that regenerate.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the &amp;quot;dream&amp;quot; Easter egg, Strong Bad starts outside the thought balloon.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Strong Bad is sleeping at the end of the email (after he ducks out for the creme brulee ice creme), the Lappy's screen doesn't give the distortion effect it usually does when you click on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the flashback, when Strong Bad enters the ring through the floor, his left hand goes through the floor because the hole is too narrow.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the entire email, the [[No Loafing Sign|&amp;quot;No Loafing&amp;quot; sign]] is missing.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;really old email&amp;quot; is a parody of the wrestling scene in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and is a repetition of a gag from [[personal favorites]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[HR:loading.swf|Loading...]] shot was also used in older cartoons.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the wrestling scene, Strong Bad pronounces &amp;quot;loser&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;competition&amp;quot; like on the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad talker]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad calls Lorenzo (or Fillbert) [[Dan]]ny.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another instance of Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Booooo!&amp;quot; [[Sound Effects|sound effects]] come from [[The Reddest Radish]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The mustachioed Homestar in the Easter egg is from [[Senorial Day#Easter_Eggs|Senorial Day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar shakes his leg in the Easter egg, it is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Please don't add anything from Marshmallow's Last Stand. As has been previously noted, the entire second half of the email is a parody of Marshmallow's Last Stand, so common elements are to be expected.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] was the first commercial optical-disc storage medium, and the precursor to modern DVDs.&lt;br /&gt;
*The background riffs in the Laserdisc song are two of the &amp;quot;rock&amp;quot; bass demos on the Casio MT-100 keyboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Roll that beautiful email footage&amp;quot; is a reference to the [http://www.bushbeans.com/jayduke/ads.jsp Bush's Baked Beans commercials'] &amp;quot;Roll that beautiful bean footage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check&amp;quot; is a reference to [http://www.gatech.edu Georgia Tech]. The first line of the fight song declares, &amp;quot;I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech...&amp;quot; Georgia Tech is in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], also home to [[The Brothers Chaps]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Genghis_khan|Genghis Khan]] was a [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]] warlord in the 13th century, which is where the &amp;quot;Mongolian aftershave lotion&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Smell like a Warlord&amp;quot; come from.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hmmmm...You know, I'd rather see this as an article for the network....I suggest a reword/move/miscellanea to rework it into an article for the network/TV Show rather than the place ''for'' the network/TV SHow. THoughts/Questions? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:...By the way, I think we at least need to move it to Z' ShopChan Studio. You know, the name of the Channel/show. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I'm agreeing with that first comment of yours. I suggest maybe dropping the &amp;quot;studio&amp;quot; and just making it &amp;quot;Shopping Network&amp;quot;, or, if that's to broad, changing it to the Z' ShopChan. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:22, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I'm all for that idea. I mean when used in the email it was stated as Z' ShopChan. Don't see why we should call it generally as a shopping network, when they give an exact name to what it's called.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hmmmm...You know, I'd rather see this as an article for the network....I suggest a reword/move/miscellanea to rework it into an article for the network/TV Show rather than the place ''for'' the network/TV SHow. THoughts/Questions? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:...By the way, I think we at least need to move it to Z' ShopChan Studio. You know, the name of the Channel/show. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I'm agreeing with that first comment of yours. I suggest maybe dropping the &amp;quot;studio&amp;quot; and just making it &amp;quot;Shopping Network&amp;quot;, or, if that's to broad, changing it to the Z' ShopChan. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:22, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I'm all for that idea. I mean when used in the email it was stated as Z' ShopChan. Don't see why we should call it generally as a shopping network, when they give an exact name to what it's called.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hmmmm...You know, I'd rather see this as an article for the network....I suggest a reword/move/miscellanea to rework it into an article for the network/TV Show rather than the place ''for'' the network/TV SHow. THoughts/Questions? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:...By the way, I think we at least need to move it to Z' ShopChan Studio. You know, the name of the Channel/show. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I'm agreeing with that first comment of yours. I suggest maybe dropping the &amp;quot;studio&amp;quot; and just making it &amp;quot;Shopping Network&amp;quot;, or, if that's to broad, changing it to the Z' ShopChan. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:22, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I'm all for that idea. I mean when used in the email it was stated as Z' ShopChan. Don't see why we should call it generally as a shopping network, when they give an exact name to what it's called.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is my page, umm...dont really have anythign to put here, but i do require some help, if i have any help requests ill just put em' on my discussions. [[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|I eat one everyday...no not StrongSad]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you to everyone who answers my question quickly and properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly,{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:24:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ArchiveMaker</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:ArchiveMaker</comments>		</item>
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Thank you to everyone who answers my question quickly and properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly,{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Quote of the Week feed back ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you enjoyed or bothered to read my quote of the week, please give a comment here. its a new feature i'm trying to start. and if isn't popular then ill stop. &lt;br /&gt;
thnx, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:53:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ArchiveMaker</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:ArchiveMaker</comments>		</item>
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Thank you to everyone who answers my question quickly and properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
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If you're just testing stuff out, it's a good idea to hit the preview button on the edit page because every edit you make, even to your own pages ends up on the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] page. Another option is to use the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:35, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also too long...&lt;br /&gt;
::{{sigbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
::{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly,{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Quote of the Week feed back ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you enjoyed or bothered to read my quote of the week, please give a comment here. its a new feature i'm trying to start. and if isn't popular then ill stop. &lt;br /&gt;
thnx, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:52:46 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ArchiveMaker</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:ArchiveMaker</comments>		</item>
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==MY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES PAGE==&lt;br /&gt;
This is where I put my quesries so you can hopefully answer them.&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you to everyone who answers my question quickly and properly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you're just testing stuff out, it's a good idea to hit the preview button on the edit page because every edit you make, even to your own pages ends up on the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] page. Another option is to use the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:35, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also too long...&lt;br /&gt;
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::{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly,&lt;br /&gt;
 {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Quote of the Week feed back ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you enjoyed or bothered to read my quote of the week, please give a comment here. its a new feature i'm trying to start. and if isn't popular then ill stop. &lt;br /&gt;
thnx, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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==MY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES PAGE==&lt;br /&gt;
This is where I put my quesries so you can hopefully answer them.&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you to everyone who answers my question quickly and properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also too long...&lt;br /&gt;
::{{sigbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
::{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could answer this, it would be great. Is there anyway that i could get an email notification for any significant changes to www.homestarrunner.com an www.hrwiki.org?&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my last question so quickly, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You could put [[H*R.com updates 2006]] on your watch list, and then check the &amp;quot;E-mail me when a page I'm watching is changed&amp;quot; box in &amp;quot;my preferences&amp;quot;. (that would notify you of ''any'' change to homestarrunner.com) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 10:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== QUESTION: Quote of the Week feed back ==&lt;br /&gt;
If you enjoyed or bothered to read my quote of the week, please give a comment here. its a new feature i'm trying to start. and if isn't popular then ill stop. &lt;br /&gt;
thnx, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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==The Basics==&lt;br /&gt;
This is my page, umm...dont really have anythign to put here, but i do require some help, if i have any help requests ill just put em' on my discussions. [[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|I eat one everyday...no not StrongSad]]&lt;br /&gt;
(Before i put a request to go on www.piczo.nazgul.com, ignore that, my friends and i have stopped editing it. If you're actually a fan of the site, sorry)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From Archive Maker&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S sorry if i accidentally misspell or not edit a page properly. I try to do my best, hope thats good enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the sake of it:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quote of the Week==&lt;br /&gt;
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Light a fire in your heart, to keep yourself warm. To keep the darkness out.&lt;br /&gt;
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(IF YOU ENJOYED THIS QUOTE OR BOTHERED READING IT, TELL ME IN THE SPECIAL SECTION ON MY DISCUSSION PAGE. IF THERE IS ENOUGH DEMAND ILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE NEW QUOTES.)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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==The Basics==&lt;br /&gt;
This is my page, umm...dont really have anythign to put here, but i do require some help, if i have any help requests ill just put em' on my discussions. [[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|I eat one everyday...no not StrongSad]]&lt;br /&gt;
(Before i put a request to go on www.piczo.nazgul.com, ignore that, my friends and i have stopped editing it. If you're actually a fan of the site, sorry)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From Archive Maker&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S sorry if i accidentally misspell or not edit a page properly. I try to do my best, hope thats good enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the sake of it:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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Gary from the UK asks about Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Internet service provider|ISP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Garage]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' May 16, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:22&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dear Strong Bad, &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Gary, UK&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Not even close,&amp;quot; very quickly after &amp;quot;Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,&amp;quot; and says &amp;quot;UK&amp;quot; as, &amp;quot;You 'kay?&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, I'm fine, Gary. Calm down. Of course I've got the internet. How else could I download this awesome animated gif/gif ''{Pronounced as /gif/, /jif/}'' of a cute breakdancing rodent?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A progress bar pops up with a ding that says &amp;quot;11% Complete&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;Less than a fortnight remaining&amp;quot; below}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What??!! Eleven percent? I started downloading this thing like two days ago! Oh, that's IT!! Hold on to your fat, sweaty D&amp;amp;D playing headsets, tech support. 'Cuz Strong Bad's about to Do-Sum-Bow-Dis!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The camera rotates around the Lappy to a rear view as Strong Bad picks up the telephone. There is a phone ringing sound and the screen is split by a phone cord with Homestar Runner in the office on the left and Strong Bad on the right. On Homestar's cubicle wall there is a Post-It Note that reads &amp;quot;Note to self: Chew more.&amp;quot; Homestar wears a headset.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you for calling the internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{reading slowly from sheets of paper}'' Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder. ''{turns page}'' I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up and listen. ''{Homestar drops the papers in surprise. Strong Bad bangs his hand on keyboard}'' My internet is crawling along like... something... funny... that crawls along.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incredulous}'' What?!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a long shot of the office as Homestar stands up. Homestar is the only visible tech representative.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' It's the hold music, do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. ''{high pitched voice}'' Hold music!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the splitscreen as Homestar sits down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a telephone voice}'' Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us. The next available representative wi&amp;amp;mdash; ''{normal voice}'' okay, I'm back! Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, enough! ''{bangs hand against keyboard again}'' I'm marching my pasty white bwathom down there to talk to the man in charge!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{He slams the phone down and walks offscreen during Homestar's next line.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I can&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad marching across The Field at dusk as march music plays in the background. Strong Bad ends up at Bubs' Concession Stand, slightly out of breath from the marching.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{as the camera zooms in}'' Well if it isn't my lone internet customer. How's e-business?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad from inside the concession stand.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen here, old man Bubs! What's the big idea of throttling me down?!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the front of Bubs}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Throttling you down?! That's not one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad from inside the concession stand.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, back in the day I used to connect at twelve-hundred baud, but ever since ''the merger,'' I'm lucky if I get twelve baud!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Let's head down to the Datum Center and see what we can find.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dat'um sounds good.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Vertical scroll wipe to the garage which is currently housing several computers with Bubs' face on them and is sporting a sign labeled, &amp;quot;Datum Center&amp;quot;. The march music returns briefly as Strong Bad again marches into scene.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{indicating the computers}'' So this is where the magic happens. I wonder where the trouble could be.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, I wonder.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Camera pulls back to reveal a computer with a garden hose sticking out of it and smoke issuing from the back}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's probably not this computer with the garden hose coming out of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Hey! Somebody's suckin' up all my bandwidth!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a hole in the wall with the garden hose running through, then outside to Strong Mad sucking on the end of the hose. Strong Bad and Bubs walk up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Startled, Strong Mad takes the hose out of his mouth. His mouth is now tiny.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;I'M A WEBSITE!&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs as they both start laughing, with the off-screen Strong Mad soon joining in (in his regular voice). The laughter gets more and more hysterical until it reaches a psychotic peak. At that point we cut back to the Lappy. For a moment, the status bar reads &amp;quot;99%&amp;quot; and has &amp;quot;Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...&amp;quot; written below where it previously read &amp;quot;Less than a fortnight remaining&amp;quot;. With a ding, this is replaced by &amp;quot;100%&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Already?!!&amp;quot; The Lappy's screen then shows an animated gif of a rat dancing to a computer tune. The rat is then replaced by yellow text that says &amp;quot;NOT REALLY BREAK DANCING&amp;quot; and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|thumb|CD Runner]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar mentions the free sign-up CDs, click on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] that reads &amp;quot;note to self: chew more&amp;quot; to see a picture of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the email, click on the &amp;quot;O&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;Not Really Break Dancing&amp;quot; to see a collection of free sign-up CDs in the shape of Homestar running backed by music similar to the [[Theme Song Video]]. This particular musical arrangement was heard in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*D&amp;amp;D stands for [[Wikipedia:Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons|Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]], a popular [[Wikipedia:Tabletop role-playing game|pen and paper role-playing game]] that, like working in tech support, is often associated with &amp;quot;geek culture&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Baud|Baud]] is a term used to describe the data transmission speed of modems, meaning &amp;quot;symbols per second&amp;quot;. Note that a single symbol can convey more than one bit - therefore, 1200 baud is only 1200 bits per second under certain encoding schemes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wiktionary:datum|Datum]] is the singular form of the word data.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wiktionary:fortnight|fortnight]] is a period of two weeks. The word &amp;quot;fortnight&amp;quot; is most often used in the UK, which is where the emailer is from.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Bandwidth throttling|Throttling]] means limiting the amount of data that can be sent through a network connection. An ISP might throttle a connection to a customer who uses a disproportionate amount of bandwidth, or throttle a specific network application (such as bittorrent or other popular Peer-2-Peer software) to keep it from slowing down other applications.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Cache|cache]] is a collection of data duplicating original values stored elsewhere or computed earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lappybackside.png|thumb|The lappy's back panel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*It is unclear how Strong Bad is connected to the Internet - there does not appear to be a network cable plugged in to the back of the Lappy, and it is unlikely that the computer has a wireless connection (even though he was able to answer e-mails from under Homestar's kitchen table in [[part-time job]]). However, it is possible that Strong Bad's Internet connection works in a similar way to the [[Disconnected Telephones]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] file format does not support any form of sound on its own.  The animation that Strong Bad downloaded is either not a true animated GIF, or it is embedded in a webpage that also contains embedded sound similar to a [[Wikipedia:YTMND|YTMND]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar says the word &amp;quot;internet&amp;quot; after he first answers Strong Bad's call, he speaks without his trademark speech impediment.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs refers to Strong Bad as his lone internet customer. It is unknown whether Free Country USA has other ISPs, but Strong Sad, The Cheat, and Homestar all seem to be connected to the internet too. However, The Cheat and Strong Sad would presumably use Strong Bad's internet connection since their computers are in the same residence, and it's possible Homestar gets his connection for free as an employment benefit. Pom Pom may or may not have subscribed to an ISP through his Pom Pilot, though he can clearly access the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
*While the first time we saw the back of the Lappy was in the email [[part-time job]], this is the first time we have seen a clear view of the various ports and inputs on the back of the computer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Although they are normally considered unimpressive, the gif does employ two common dance moves: The Cabbage Patch and Raise the Roof.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the email, outside the frame on the left, just below The Paper, there is an invisible button. Clicking on it doesn't appear to do anything.&lt;br /&gt;
* A CD usually weighs about half an ounce. If Homestar sent Strong Bad his weight ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand|100 lbs]]) in sign-up CDs, then he would have to send about 3,200 CDs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Easter egg showing Homestar's weight in CDs appears to use the first image on [http://www.subcentral.ch/t_history.htm Sub Central's history page] as a background.&lt;br /&gt;
* Even though Strong Bad's connection is running slowly, he is able to bring up the email very quickly. It's possible that the email could have been downloaded in advance and simply brought up from his hard drive.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad and Bubs start to laugh at Strong Mad, Strong Bad is a little bit taller than Bubs. Usually, Bubs is slightly taller than Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is shown before that Homestar and Strong Bad work in the same tech company at the same times, but this time Strong Bad is not working while Homestar is. This could mean Strong Bad took the day off to check emails or Homestar works more of different shifts from Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
*Also in this email, it is shown that [[Bubs]] runs Strong Bad's internet service, and that Homestar works as a technical support for the same company, this could mean that Strong Bad and Homestar work for Bub's or that Bubs hired their company to do technical support.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bubs Hidden Teeth.PNG|thumb|150px|Walking backwards?]]&lt;br /&gt;
* The last time Homestar imitates the hi-hat sound in his hold music or when he's getting up from his chair, his mouth doesn't move.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bubs' mouth outline is just barely visible on the backside of his silhouette. Altering the brightness and contrast can make the error more apparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad first unsuccessfully attempted to alter his voice in [[helium]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's confusion over the pronunciation of the word &amp;quot;GIF&amp;quot; is a reference to [[website]].&lt;br /&gt;
**Strong Bad was also first seen using an animated GIF involving a rodent in that email.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's questionable knowledge of computers was previously pointed out in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The icon of a 5 1/4 inch floppy disc on the download-progress screen is another instance of Strong Bad using outdated [[Strong Bad's Technology|technology.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The tech support scene also has a [[Disconnected Telephones|Disconnected Telephone]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's hysterical laughter is similar to his laugh in [[A Jorb Well Done]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad telling Gary that he is &amp;quot;not even close&amp;quot; to being his best friend is a possible reference to [[lady...ing]] where &amp;quot;Fabrosi&amp;quot; claims Strong Bad is his best friend.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;Your CD tray is not a cup holder&amp;quot; is a reference to a variation of an [[Wikipedia:urban legend|urban legend]] about an infamous [[snopes:humor/business/wordperf.htm|tech-support call]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;No, I'm not in India&amp;quot; is a reference to the increasingly common practice of [[Wikipedia:offshoring|offshoring]], in which Western companies transfer some of their labor (most commonly tech-support) to countries with lower labor costs, such as India.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's weight in &amp;quot;free sign-up CDs&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:America Online|America Online]], an ISP which is notorious for aggressively marketing its services with free-trial CDs through mass mailings, newspaper and magazine inserts, and in-store displays.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's line &amp;quot;have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage&amp;quot; may be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]'', in which the similar phrase &amp;quot;have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality&amp;quot; appears in the closing credits music.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbemailextlinks|152|8396}}*[[Podstar:sb email isp.m4v|download &amp;quot;isp&amp;quot; for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Let us give TANKS!</title>
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[[Image:Let Us Give Tanks.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;I can never tell you two apart!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Blue Laser invites the Cheat Commandos to Thanksgiving dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Green Helmets]], {{film|Gunhaver}}, {{film|Silent Rip}}, {{film|Reinforcements}}, {{film|Crackotage}}, {{film|Reynold}}, {{film|Firebert}}, {{film|Fightgar}}, [[Blue Laser Minions]], {{film|Blue Laser Commander}}, [[Ripberger]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' November 21, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 5:00&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' A Very Tremendous Chimendez Thanksgiving&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
''{The title appears &amp;amp;mdash; ''&amp;quot;LET US GIVE TANKS!!&amp;quot; written by A. Chimendez'' &amp;amp;mdash; over a shot of the Cheat Commando base in red, orange, yellow, and brown hills in the background and falling leaves. Light, percussive music plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Gunhaver and Silent Rip are in front of the control panel and video screen, watching shaky video of three Cheat Commandos being assaulted by blue lasers and explosions on a smoky, war-torn landscape.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEAT COMMANDO:''' We're taking heavy losses, sir.  They've got us pinned down!  We really need&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The video image is interrupted by the Blue Las-alert siren and a yellow and orange screen with the text, &amp;quot;Thanksgiving Break Alert&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' All right! Thanksgiving break!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The screen fades through static back to the Cheat Commandos.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEAT COMMANDO:''' But sir!  We could really use some&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Gunhaver turns off the monitor and turns to Silent Rip.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' I ''love'' Thanksgiving break!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Focus on Silent Rip.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh, shouldn't we go help him?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut out to include Gunhaver, along with Reinforcements and Crackotage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Naw, he's just one of those green helmets.  We got like fifty of them.  So, what's everybody doing for the holiday?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Shift to Reynold.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''REYNOLD:''' I'm going to stay at my parents' house! If they haven't rented out my room... again... to my brother.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Gunhaver salutes the Cheat Commandos as they leave.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Well, have a good time, soldiers.  I'll just be here in case Blue Laser tries to blow up over-the-river-and-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Shift to a small cottage in the autumn woods with a gravel path and smoke rising out of the stone chimney. Transition music plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the inside of the cottage. A Blue Laser minion is preparing a turkey in the kitchen. Blue Laser Commander enters, brandishing a meat fork.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' I thought I told you to fiendishly dice the evil onions!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER MINION 1:''' No sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan to a second Blue Laser Minion chopping onions with fiendish faces drawn on them on the counter.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER MINION 2:''' That was me, sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan back to Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' I can never tell you two apart! Yah! ''{Hurls the meat fork into the offscreen minion's eye.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER MINION 2:''' Ow!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' There! Now you're the one with the fork stuck in your eye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The door crashes open and Fightgar, Firebert, and Silent Rip enter, armed with guns.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' Sorry Blue Laser &amp;amp;mdash; the only thanks ''you'll'' be giving is getting shot by us with our bullet-shooting guns!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Blue Laser Commander approaches the Cheat Commandos.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' What?!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' Aw, just kiddin'. ''{Smiles, along with Firebert.}'' Thanks for havin' us over!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{laughs and smiles}'' You really had me going for a second there. Get in here, you guys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Fightgar, Firebert, and Silent Rip enter, followed by Ripberger.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Ripberger, you made it! ''{Ripberger stops at the door}'' I thought you were only available for a limited time with three proofs of purchase!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RIPBERGER:''' I brought some ambrosia salad! ''{displays the salad}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Uh! Where's Gunhaver?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Fightgar and Silent Rip.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{scratching his head}'' Uh, we kinda didn't give him your invitation.  Gunhaver has a bit of a hard time cutting loose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Gunhaver in the Cheat Commandos base, saluting a flag labeled &amp;quot;The Flag&amp;quot; which is being blown by a fan.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Forty-seven!  Forty-eight!  Forty-nine!  Fifty!  C'mon Gunhaver, you maggot!  Give me fifty more! One! Two! Three!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the cottage, with Blue Laser Commander and Fightgar at a table with plates, the turkey, and yams with marshmallows.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' Uh... I guess... Claude Monet, and um... Manchester United!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' That's good, that's good!  Now what about you, Silent Rip?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan over to Silent Rip.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SILENT RIP:''' I'm thankful for this bountiful Blue Laser Thanksgiving action playset!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; noise is heard and the words &amp;quot;CHEAP AS FREE&amp;quot; appear in a cloud bubble in the corner.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Crackotage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I'm thankful for the gift of rhyme!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Ripberger.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RIPBERGER:''' Ambrosia salad!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Crackotage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I'm also thankful for this lime! ''{holds up a lime}'' Hibbety-jeebity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cuts to Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Plutonium at closeout prices!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a Blue Laser minion.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' I'm thankful I don't have a fork in my eye, sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' My Nana's new hip!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Blue Laser minion with a fork stuck through his visor into his eye.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER MINION WITH FORK IN EYE:''' I'm... thankful for this fork in my eye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cuts to Gunhaver, facing the camera in front of the control panel.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''GUNHAVER:''' So I exchanged it for something of lesser value, and they gave me the rest in store credit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to reveal him standing in front of the video monitor with the Cheat Commando green helmet onscreen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEAT COMMANDO:''' That's great, sir.  A real value.  But we could really use some air support!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah, I should go too.  Gotta check in on Blue Laser.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHEAT COMMANDO:''' Please, NO&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Gunhaver brings up the Blue Laser cottage on the video monitor, showing Blue Laser Commander, Fightgar, Silent Rip, and a Blue Laser minion at the table with the turkey.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' Ambros-er-a salad... sayin' right, right, right, right...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Tight buns!  Blue Laser has captured the Cheat Commandos and is forcing them to sit down to a delicious meal and pleasant conversation!  Hang on, boys. Daddy Gunhavvy's on his way! ''{walks away from the monitor}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' But I'm ''not'' thankful for that guy over there with the camera!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Reinforcements, who is using a camera and lights to record the Thanksgiving dinner.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Focus on Silent Rip and Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh-oh.  You know what ''that'' means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cuts to Fightgar.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' It won't be long before...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Gunhaver pops out of the turkey holding a handgun. The Cheat Commandos theme music plays in the background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Gobble, gobble... you're in trobble!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, that's not bad!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Gunhaver!  You actually have a gun!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Gunhaver, with the silhouettes of two Cheat Commandos in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat Commandos, run!  For cover! ''{camera zooms in}'' Blue Laser is clearly trying to have you all over for dinner!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Silent Rip.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh, yeah!  He invited you too.  But we didn't tell you because we were afraid you'd do something like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Gunhaver.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''GUNHAVER:''' And I did!  The Cheat Commandos win again!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Blue Laser Commander.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Well, since you're here... ''{clasps his hands together}'' Play us a song, won't you, Charles?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan past several Cheat Commandos, all murmuring in agreement}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' A&amp;amp;mdash;a song? No, I couldn't possibly... it's been so long, I...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Gunhaver, with a small, dirty Cheat Commando wearing a cap behind him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''OLIVER SMIDGEN:''' Won't you play us a song, Gun'aver?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' All right, you talked me into it. One song!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Gunhaver sitting at a black upright piano with the Cheat Commandos and Blue Laser gathered around.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' This is one everybody knows, so give me a hand, boys. ''{begins playing the piano and singing}'' Buy all our playsets and...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEAT COMMANDOS AND BLUE LASER:''' Ooh!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{singing}'' Buy all our playsets and...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Ripberger descends upside-down from the ceiling.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEAT COMMANDOS AND BLUE LASER:''' Ah!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{singing}'' Buy all our playsets and...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Toys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan past Fightgar, Silent Rip, and the Blue Laser minion with the fork in his eye.  Focus on the piano keys, on which Gunhaver is playing diddy tune of the Cheat Commandos theme song, and then cut back to everyone in front of the piano.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ALL:''' Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' A holiday classic!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Smoke begins wafting through the the room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh, what's that smell?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FIGHTGAR:''' How should I know?  You're the one called Silent Rip!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''GUNHAVER:''' That's all me.  I stuck a nuclear device in the oven in case I didn't make it out of here alive! ''{several of the attendees open their mouths in surprise}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Reynold's room, with his brother playing video games.  There are several speakers in the room; the one in the foreground is pulsating as it plays music.  The Blue Laser cottage can be seen outside the window with smoke rising from it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MUSIC:''' ''No one understands me!  No one understands me!''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Reynold enters the room, covering his ears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''REYNOLD:''' Will you turn that noise down?!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''REYNOLD'S BROTHER:''' You're so lame.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MUSIC:''' ''No one understands me... but YOU!''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Blue Laser cottage explodes in a mushroom cloud at the end of the song and the glass window of Reynold's room shatters.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a picture of Gunhaver coming out of the turkey, with the message, &amp;quot;Happy Thanksgiving! from those Cheat Commandos&amp;quot;. The &amp;quot;Buy all our playsets and toys&amp;quot; music plays, without lyrics.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on &amp;quot;Cheat Commandos&amp;quot; to see Oliver Smidgen and Reynold's Brother action figures.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the turkey drumstick to see Blue Laser order around a minion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{Holding a plate of food}'' I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana's gums for her!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Understandable!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Green Helmets&amp;quot; are minor, expendable characters added so &amp;quot;heroes&amp;quot; can die without losing any members of the main cast. Such characters are frequently called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Redshirt (stock character)|Redshirts]]&amp;quot;, due to the fact that such characters in [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]] usually wore red shirts; in G.I. Joe, they were called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Greenshirts (G.I. Joe)|Greenshirts]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ambrosia (fruit salad)|Ambrosia salad]] is a fruit salad variation that contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows.&lt;br /&gt;
*Reynold's brother dresses and acts very much like a stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Goth|goth]], though given his age and context is likely to not understand Goth culture (see [[Wikipedia:Mansonite|kindergoth]]). He may also be an &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Emo (music)|emo]] kid&amp;quot; due to the music (&amp;quot;No one understands me&amp;quot;) and video games.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oliver's pronunciation of Gunhaver as &amp;quot;Gun'avah&amp;quot; is a play on &amp;quot;Guv'nuh,&amp;quot; a term of British origin used to refer to a person of higher social status.&lt;br /&gt;
**This is also how Gunhaver's name would be pronounced by someone with a Cockney accent. This makes sense because Oliver Smidgen is a play off of Oliver Twist, who was also British.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*Crackotage's &amp;quot;Hey, that's not bad!&amp;quot; line is the first time we hear him not attempting to conclude what he says with a rhyme.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The leaves at the beginning fall ''in front of'' the [[Wikipedia:character generator|character-generated]] title.&lt;br /&gt;
*Gunhaver is shown playing C E F B&amp;amp;#9837; F E. The notes heard are G G A B&amp;amp;#9837; A G.&lt;br /&gt;
*In action figure form, Reynold's brother still has cartoon-style eyes, although it may be because of his disgruntled facial expression.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Fightgar enters Blue Laser Cottage, he threatens Blue Laser Comander with their &amp;quot;bullet-shooting guns.&amp;quot; In several other Cheat Commando episodes, the gun shoots lasers.&lt;br /&gt;
*Reynold's brother's box says he was born in the '90s, meaning he is somewhere between age 7 and age 16.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you look closely at Gunhaver's gun when he bursts out of the turkey, the lines are not properly drawn as one of them is at a slightly awkward angle.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fixed Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cheat Commandos Lime No Decend.PNG|thumb|The floating lime]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crackotage's arm originally went down after showing the lime, but the lime didn't descend with his arm. This was fixed by removing the downwards arm movement. &amp;lt;!--see talk before changing this--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Lil' Steiny piano is a reference to [[Stiny]]'s nickname, Li'l Stiny, from [[superhero name]]. ''(See also: Real-World References)''&lt;br /&gt;
*The page title refers to [[A. Chimendez]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another instance of [[Blood|blood]] in a cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another instance of [[Cheap as Free]] in a cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
*The price of each Easter egg [[Action_Figure_Character_Variations|action figure]] is [[$11.01]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The appearance of Ripberger and Reinforcements originated from ideas mentioned in the commentaries for the Cheat Commandos on [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Lil' Steiny piano is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Steinway &amp;amp; Sons|Steinway &amp;amp; Sons]] pianos. ''(See also: Inside References)''&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Over the river and through the woods&amp;quot; is a reference to the Thanksgiving song, [[Wikipedia:Over the River and Through the Woods|Over the River and Through the Woods]], by Lydia Maria Child.&lt;br /&gt;
*Oliver Smidgen is an allusion to the title character of ''[[Wikipedia:Oliver Twist|Oliver Twist]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Claude Monet|Claude Monet]] (1840-1926) was a French Impressionist painter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester United F.C.|Manchester United]] Football Club is the English football team most well-known to Americans through [[Wikipedia:David Beckham|David Beckham]]. The reference is also made funnier by the joke associated with the club, that it attracts fans from all corners of the globe except Manchester itself (a recent study showed people with Manchester-area post codes are more likely to support [[Wikipedia:Manchester City F.C.|Manchester City]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*The poster in Reynold's Brother's room displays the [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]] symbol.&lt;br /&gt;
*The gun that Gunhaver is holding resembles a Colt .45 [[Wikipedia:M1911|M1911]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The second package in the toy Easter egg states &amp;quot;Next Gen Gamepad!&amp;quot; in the corner; this is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (seventh generation)|new game consoles]], two of which were released a few days before this toon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:ccdo5.html|watch &amp;quot;Let Us Give TANKS!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:ccdo5.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;Let Us Give TANKS!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mirror:ccdo5.html|watch toon with &amp;quot;floating lime&amp;quot; goof]] (mirror)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:10241|forum thread re: Let Us Give TANKS!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==MY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES PAGE==&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, ArchiveMaker. I just wanted to let you know about our [[HRWiki:Signature|signature guidelines]], due to there being an issue with the height of your signature. Your signature can only be one line tall, while it is currently three. Simply removing the &amp;quot;ArchiveMaker: someone was here...&amp;quot; text at the top will fix this problem. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Discussion Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, for the discussion page, can anyone help me and answer me. My question is: Is the discussion page for casual talk, if not where can put my opinion without wrecking any articles on the site? answer soon, {{User:ArchiveMaker/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey there. There is a link to a dedicated forum thread on each toon article (in the section &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot; at the bottom of each article). The forum is the place to voice exactly the type of opinon you put on that talk page. Have fun and keep on trangling! :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:47, 11 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== QUESTION: Email Subscription ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Stooly]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' December 4, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:57&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: the chair.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
D to the ear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;office manager-style comfy computer chair?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Yours truely,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Keith, PA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{pronounces &amp;quot;D to the ear&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Duh to the ear&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;doesnt&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;dohs-n-t&amp;quot; (with extra emphasis at the end of the word), and &amp;quot;truely&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;treh-leh&amp;quot;, and reads &amp;quot;Keith, PA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Keith and Pa&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou ''{pronounced &amp;quot;Yeah to the oo&amp;quot;}'' don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word &amp;quot;STANK&amp;quot; seeping out of it at various spots.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STOOLY:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got ''{places a box on the counter}'' this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like ''right'' just now!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay... But you got anything less anthrax-y?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! &lt;br /&gt;
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''{Bubs slides away. Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. As Strong Bad walks around, a portion of the wall falls outward, revealing a conveyor belt. Bubs rides on it standing on one foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Steeeeeeeeeeeep! ''{jumps off conveyor belt}'' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The wall flips back up, then falls down again, revealing a red, white and blue bicycle seat on the conveyor belt.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house.  As it bounces off the door, the door begins to emit smoke, and Li'l Strong Bad laughs.  Cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The wall rises again, and falls down with a chair shaped like Homestar Runner on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check-a my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER CHAIR:''' Ow.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The wall rises and falls with a deformed gray lump vaguely resembling a chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' You simpleton! This is a Danoob Largo original!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the chair.  A Styleron Ecochair logo appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' The Styleron Ecochair!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pan up to Strong Bad}'' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is.  I have no need for a giant ''{pan back to the chair}'' albino doggie-doody.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to Bubs}'' Always a hit at parties...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Strong Bad}'' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the wide shot of Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The wall rises and falls, displaying the same box of chicken beaks seen earlier.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks! ''{The conveyor belt immediately rises again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The conveyor belt falls again, revealing a large leather chair, which obscures Strong Bad as it rolls out.  The chair glows and a chorus sounds briefly, and a golden &amp;quot;Le Restige&amp;quot; plaque appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{appears from behind the chair}'' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad, who is now sitting on the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound.  A pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and quickly slip a pair of gray sweatpants on him}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweatpants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, hey, hey. It's e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{opens an email which is almost completely obscured by the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email}'' Dear Strong Bad, how come you never take your mask off? ''{typing}'' Like I've said before, ''this'' is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad tugs on his mask until it comes off.  He raises the mask above the chair and screams for a few seconds, then puts it back on again, making gurgling noises throughout.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. ''{holds up a photo; only the corner is visible above the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweatpants!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pushes the sweatpants button, making the buzzing sound again.  The robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air.  He falls down with several layered sweatpants on his legs and another pair on his head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px|nice try dodongo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on [[Le Restige]] to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents, when viewed in a decompiler, is blank except for the words &amp;quot;nice try dodongo!&amp;quot; written across it. &amp;lt;!--Do not move this--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
{{checkstuffpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Throat lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?&amp;quot; are two commonly asked questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sb mask.PNG|right|150px|...when viewed with a decompiler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Floppy Disk Container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#bio forge|bio forge]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's face/mask is facing the viewers even though Strong Bad is presumably facing his computer. This can be partially viewed when using a Flash decompiler.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email marks the first appearance of a more realistic-looking sky over [[The Field]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text of the obscured email reads:&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;short lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: your mask&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear strong &amp;lt;!--these two words are lowercase in the email--&amp;gt;bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--no extra line break here--&amp;gt;How come you never take your mask off?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The second email Strong Bad reads appears to have [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender#Unsigned|no sender]].&lt;br /&gt;
*There is no 'back' button at the end of the email.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the scene switches to a wide shot after Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the text on the screen has immediately switched from the email he received to the text Strong Bad typed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his &amp;quot;wrestling mask&amp;quot; is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The adjective &amp;quot;stank&amp;quot; was previously used in [[modeling]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You message]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--the sweat pants sound effect belongs on our Sound Effects page, not here--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote &amp;quot;seen enough of that one&amp;quot; was also said in [[retirement]] and [[huttah!]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]] was last mentioned in [[Sick Day]]. (see also Real-World References)&lt;br /&gt;
*The face on Stooly looks a lot like [[Doreauxgard]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Restige&amp;quot; is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of &amp;quot;rest&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;prestige&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking about humane treatment to chickens could of been possibly mentioned in the toon [[No Hands On Deck!]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ethical Chick Beaks&amp;quot; is probably a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Wikipedia:Debeaking|cutting off baby chicken beaks]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anthrax is:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax|An infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|An influential '80s thrash metal band]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.&lt;br /&gt;
**The album [[wikipedia:Image:Winger album cover.jpg|pictured]] was Winger's self-titled debut album. &lt;br /&gt;
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]]. (See also Inside References)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Montalbán]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the &amp;quot;rich Corinthian leather&amp;quot; of the seats.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's new chair is in the style of Queen Anne furniture.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|200px|thumb|&amp;quot;I'm gonna go build a deck!&amp;quot;]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Homestar decides to build a deck... ''with galvanized nails!''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' August 14, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:07&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page title:''' Homestar Decker-Slaney!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl &amp;lt;!-- Read following note --&amp;gt;sitting&amp;lt;!-- This word is disputed. Do not change it without consensus on the talk page. --&amp;gt; across from me. I gotta level with you. ''{jumps up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' I gots to find me a new man.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna build a deck!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar disappears under the covers.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I have ''got'' to get my prescription changed!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{&amp;quot;The Local Newspapes&amp;quot; appears with headline &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!!&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some ''{Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly}'' marshmallows ''{Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal}'' too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! ''{beat plays and Bubs does a little dance}'' Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, &amp;quot;My Good/Great Deck&amp;quot;. I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! ''{Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing}'' Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A ''{the shot zooms in with each of the next three words}'' really... really... good one.  Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. ''{leaves}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{holds up four Tony awards}'' But what abrat my four Tony Awards?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! ''{a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' ... Ahem...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's try that again. Peow! ''{runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause ''you'' were building it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! ''{Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads &amp;quot;end.&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;back.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png|thumb|Mudder-Dee-Doo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a [[Playbills|playbill]] for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bill reads:&lt;br /&gt;
{{playbill|My Good/&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Great Deck|A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails|3=&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; width: 12em; margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em auto; background-color: yellow; -moz-border-radius: 150px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;featuring:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;'Where Is My Mudder-&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Dee-Doo?'&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;by Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;(now with 50% more Rappaport!)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.&lt;br /&gt;
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:''{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG MAD''': ME TOO!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Galvanization|Galvanization]] is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.&lt;br /&gt;
**Using galvanized nails with ACQ [[Wikipedia:Pressure_treated_lumber#Preservatives|pressure treated]] deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will [http://www.sutherlands.com/acq.htm corrode] nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Vulcanization|Vulcanization]] is the curing of rubber.  This makes the rubber harder and more durable.&lt;br /&gt;
*The term &amp;quot;Ham and Egger&amp;quot; refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an &amp;quot;ordinary&amp;quot; meal.  The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser.  A &amp;quot;ham and egger&amp;quot; is the opposite of a contender.  It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal.  The wrestling meaning was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Heenan|Bobby &amp;quot;The Brain&amp;quot; Heenan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Feeding ducks &amp;quot;through a tube&amp;quot; refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of [[Wikipedia:Foie gras|foie gras]] by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day.  The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the [[Wikipedia:Associated Press|Associated Press]] and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the  released date of the toon. treatment to birds is also mentioned in the SBemail [[the chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apothecary|Apothecaries]], from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Award]] is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on [[Wikipedia:Broadway theatre|Broadway]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The call, &amp;quot;all hands on deck&amp;quot; is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship.  This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|&amp;quot;All the decks fit to print&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*This toon's loading screen reads &amp;quot;[[Irregular Loading Screens|loadinate]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The newspaper reads...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;The Local Newspapes&lt;br /&gt;
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NO HANDS ON DECK!!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Area Man To Build Deck&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Free Country, USA|FCUSA]] - The world waits with baited breath&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
as local [[Ham|ham]] n' [[Eggs|egger]] Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
prepares to break ground on a wooden&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
deck-like Structure of what can only be&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'&lt;br /&gt;
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The 'Deckeman?'&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Strong Sad Unavailable&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For Comment!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Last seen at local apothecary Bubs' Concession''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The last time [[Melonade|melonade]] was mentioned was in [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]], but was actually seen last in [[anything]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrase &amp;quot;with baited breath&amp;quot; is a common misspelling of the phrase &amp;quot;with bated breath&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;in extreme anticipation&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked &amp;quot;12 fl. oz.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the toon first came out, on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] it said &amp;quot;All Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;. It now says &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says &amp;quot;I gotta level with you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar says &amp;quot;Make it a seven-er&amp;quot;, his workbelt shifts ever so slightly, making it look like it's going through his body instead of around it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nohandsondeck_oldversionhomestar.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Maybe we can eat some... ''Marshmallows''... too!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Cardboard Marzipan&amp;quot; originated in [[Happy Fireworks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The King of Town is eating the remote control of the [[Telebision]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Just as in the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].&lt;br /&gt;
*As Homestar says &amp;quot;marshmallows&amp;quot;, his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs' dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancing Bubs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line, &amp;quot;...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon,&amp;quot; [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat was also seen knitting in [[Seasonal Sweaters]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's intonation of &amp;quot;Peow!&amp;quot; while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in [[garage sale]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The name &amp;quot;Homestar Decker-Slaney&amp;quot; is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner [[Wikipedia:Mary Decker|Mary Decker-Slaney]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name &amp;quot;Rappaport&amp;quot; may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:I'm Not Rappaport|I'm Not Rappaport]]&amp;quot; or to stage and film actor [[Wikipedia:Michael Rapaport|Michael Rapaport]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;'Kipedia&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. The 'Kipedia article on [[Wikipedia:Deck (building)|deck building]] did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise.[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deck_%28building%29&amp;amp;oldid=63676894] &lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]]'s infamous sofa stand on ''[[Wikipedia: The Oprah Winfrey Show|The Oprah Winfrey Show]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hr:deck.html|watch &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hr:deck.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:9492|forum thread re: &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{subtitlesLinks|deck}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>No Hands On Deck!</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/No_Hands_On_Deck!</link>
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[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|200px|thumb|&amp;quot;I'm gonna go build a deck!&amp;quot;]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Homestar decides to build a deck... ''with galvanized nails!''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' August 14, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:07&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page title:''' Homestar Decker-Slaney!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl &amp;lt;!-- Read following note --&amp;gt;sitting&amp;lt;!-- This word is disputed. Do not change it without consensus on the talk page. --&amp;gt; across from me. I gotta level with you. ''{jumps up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' I gots to find me a new man.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna build a deck!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar disappears under the covers.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I have ''got'' to get my prescription changed!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{&amp;quot;The Local Newspapes&amp;quot; appears with headline &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!!&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some ''{Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly}'' marshmallows ''{Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal}'' too!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! ''{beat plays and Bubs does a little dance}'' Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, &amp;quot;My Good/Great Deck&amp;quot;. I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! ''{Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing}'' Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A ''{the shot zooms in with each of the next three words}'' really... really... good one.  Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. ''{leaves}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{holds up four Tony awards}'' But what abrat my four Tony Awards?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! ''{a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' ... Ahem...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's try that again. Peow! ''{runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause ''you'' were building it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! ''{Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads &amp;quot;end.&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;back.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png|thumb|Mudder-Dee-Doo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a [[Playbills|playbill]] for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bill reads:&lt;br /&gt;
{{playbill|My Good/&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Great Deck|A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails|3=&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; width: 12em; margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em auto; background-color: yellow; -moz-border-radius: 150px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;featuring:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;'Where Is My Mudder-&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Dee-Doo?'&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;by Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;(now with 50% more Rappaport!)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.&lt;br /&gt;
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:''{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG MAD''': ME TOO!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Galvanization|Galvanization]] is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.&lt;br /&gt;
**Using galvanized nails with ACQ [[Wikipedia:Pressure_treated_lumber#Preservatives|pressure treated]] deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will [http://www.sutherlands.com/acq.htm corrode] nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Vulcanization|Vulcanization]] is the curing of rubber.  This makes the rubber harder and more durable.&lt;br /&gt;
*The term &amp;quot;Ham and Egger&amp;quot; refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an &amp;quot;ordinary&amp;quot; meal.  The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser.  A &amp;quot;ham and egger&amp;quot; is the opposite of a contender.  It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal.  The wrestling meaning was popularized by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Heenan|Bobby &amp;quot;The Brain&amp;quot; Heenan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Feeding ducks &amp;quot;through a tube&amp;quot; refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of [[Wikipedia:Foie gras|foie gras]] by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day.  The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the [[Wikipedia:Associated Press|Associated Press]] and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the  released date of the toon. treatment to birds is also mentioned in the SBemail [[thechair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apothecary|Apothecaries]], from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Award]] is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on [[Wikipedia:Broadway theatre|Broadway]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The call, &amp;quot;all hands on deck&amp;quot; is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship.  This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|&amp;quot;All the decks fit to print&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*This toon's loading screen reads &amp;quot;[[Irregular Loading Screens|loadinate]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The newspaper reads...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;The Local Newspapes&lt;br /&gt;
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NO HANDS ON DECK!!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Area Man To Build Deck&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Free Country, USA|FCUSA]] - The world waits with baited breath&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
as local [[Ham|ham]] n' [[Eggs|egger]] Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
prepares to break ground on a wooden&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
deck-like Structure of what can only be&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'&lt;br /&gt;
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The 'Deckeman?'&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Strong Sad Unavailable&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For Comment!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Last seen at local apothecary Bubs' Concession''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The last time [[Melonade|melonade]] was mentioned was in [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]], but was actually seen last in [[anything]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrase &amp;quot;with baited breath&amp;quot; is a common misspelling of the phrase &amp;quot;with bated breath&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;in extreme anticipation&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked &amp;quot;12 fl. oz.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the toon first came out, on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] it said &amp;quot;All Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;. It now says &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says &amp;quot;I gotta level with you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar says &amp;quot;Make it a seven-er&amp;quot;, his workbelt shifts ever so slightly, making it look like it's going through his body instead of around it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Nohandsondeck_oldversionhomestar.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Maybe we can eat some... ''Marshmallows''... too!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Cardboard Marzipan&amp;quot; originated in [[Happy Fireworks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The King of Town is eating the remote control of the [[Telebision]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Just as in the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].&lt;br /&gt;
*As Homestar says &amp;quot;marshmallows&amp;quot;, his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs' dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancing Bubs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line, &amp;quot;...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon,&amp;quot; [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat was also seen knitting in [[Seasonal Sweaters]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's intonation of &amp;quot;Peow!&amp;quot; while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in [[garage sale]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The name &amp;quot;Homestar Decker-Slaney&amp;quot; is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner [[Wikipedia:Mary Decker|Mary Decker-Slaney]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name &amp;quot;Rappaport&amp;quot; may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:I'm Not Rappaport|I'm Not Rappaport]]&amp;quot; or to stage and film actor [[Wikipedia:Michael Rapaport|Michael Rapaport]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;'Kipedia&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. The 'Kipedia article on [[Wikipedia:Deck (building)|deck building]] did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise.[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deck_%28building%29&amp;amp;oldid=63676894] &lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]]'s infamous sofa stand on ''[[Wikipedia: The Oprah Winfrey Show|The Oprah Winfrey Show]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hr:deck.html|watch &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hr:deck.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:9492|forum thread re: &amp;quot;No Hands On Deck!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{subtitlesLinks|deck}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>the chair</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|162|4 branches|what I want}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Stooly]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' December 4, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:57&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: the chair.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
D to the ear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;office manager-style comfy computer chair?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Yours truely,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Keith, PA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{pronounces &amp;quot;D to the ear&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Duh to the ear&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;doesnt&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;dohs-n-t&amp;quot; (with extra emphasis at the end of the word), and &amp;quot;truely&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;treh-leh&amp;quot;, and reads &amp;quot;Keith, PA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Keith and Pa&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou ''{pronounced &amp;quot;Yeah to the oo&amp;quot;}'' don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word &amp;quot;STANK&amp;quot; seeping out of it at various spots.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STOOLY:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got ''{places a box on the counter}'' this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like ''right'' just now!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay... But you got anything less anthrax-y?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs slides away. Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. As Strong Bad walks around, a portion of the wall falls outward, revealing a conveyor belt. Bubs rides on it standing on one foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Steeeeeeeeeeeep! ''{jumps off conveyor belt}'' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall flips back up, then falls down again, revealing a red, white and blue bicycle seat on the conveyor belt.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house.  As it bounces off the door, the door begins to emit smoke, and Li'l Strong Bad laughs.  Cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises again, and falls down with a chair shaped like Homestar Runner on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check-a my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER CHAIR:''' Ow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls with a deformed gray lump vaguely resembling a chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' You simpleton! This is a Danoob Largo original!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the chair.  A Styleron Ecochair logo appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' The Styleron Ecochair!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pan up to Strong Bad}'' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is.  I have no need for a giant ''{pan back to the chair}'' albino doggie-doody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to Bubs}'' Always a hit at parties...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Strong Bad}'' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the wide shot of Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls, displaying the same box of chicken beaks seen earlier.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks! ''{The conveyor belt immediately rises again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The conveyor belt falls again, revealing a large leather chair, which obscures Strong Bad as it rolls out.  The chair glows and a chorus sounds briefly, and a golden &amp;quot;Le Restige&amp;quot; plaque appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{appears from behind the chair}'' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad, who is now sitting on the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound.  A pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and quickly slip a pair of gray sweatpants on him}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweatpants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, hey, hey. It's e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{opens an email which is almost completely obscured by the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email}'' Dear Strong Bad, how come you never take your mask off? ''{typing}'' Like I've said before, ''this'' is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad tugs on his mask until it comes off.  He raises the mask above the chair and screams for a few seconds, then puts it back on again, making gurgling noises throughout.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. ''{holds up a photo; only the corner is visible above the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweatpants!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pushes the sweatpants button, making the buzzing sound again.  The robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air.  He falls down with several layered sweatpants on his legs and another pair on his head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px|nice try dodongo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on [[Le Restige]] to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents, when viewed in a decompiler, is blank except for the words &amp;quot;nice try dodongo!&amp;quot; written across it. &amp;lt;!--Do not move this--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
{{checkstuffpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Throat lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?&amp;quot; are two commonly asked questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sb mask.PNG|right|150px|...when viewed with a decompiler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Floppy Disk Container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#bio forge|bio forge]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's face/mask is facing the viewers even though Strong Bad is presumably facing his computer. This can be partially viewed when using a Flash decompiler.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email marks the first appearance of a more realistic-looking sky over [[The Field]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text of the obscured email reads:&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;short lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: your mask&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear strong &amp;lt;!--these two words are lowercase in the email--&amp;gt;bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--no extra line break here--&amp;gt;How come you never take your mask off?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The second email Strong Bad reads appears to have [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender#Unsigned|no sender]].&lt;br /&gt;
*There is no 'back' button at the end of the email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the scene switches to a wide shot after Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the text on the screen has immediately switched from the email he received to the text Strong Bad typed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his &amp;quot;wrestling mask&amp;quot; is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The adjective &amp;quot;stank&amp;quot; was previously used in [[modeling]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You message]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--the sweat pants sound effect belongs on our Sound Effects page, not here--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote &amp;quot;seen enough of that one&amp;quot; was also said in [[retirement]] and [[huttah!]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]] was last mentioned in [[Sick Day]]. (see also Real-World References)&lt;br /&gt;
*The face on Stooly looks a lot like [[Doreauxgard]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Restige&amp;quot; is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of &amp;quot;rest&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;prestige&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking about humane treatment to chickens could of been possibly mentioned in the toon [[deck]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ethical Chick Beaks&amp;quot; is probably a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Wikipedia:Debeaking|cutting off baby chicken beaks]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anthrax is:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax|An infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|An influential '80s thrash metal band]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.&lt;br /&gt;
**The album [[wikipedia:Image:Winger album cover.jpg|pictured]] was Winger's self-titled debut album. &lt;br /&gt;
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]]. (See also Inside References)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Montalbán]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the &amp;quot;rich Corinthian leather&amp;quot; of the seats.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's new chair is in the style of Queen Anne furniture.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Stooly]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' December 4, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:57&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: the chair.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
D to the ear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;office manager-style comfy computer chair?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Yours truely,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Keith, PA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{pronounces &amp;quot;D to the ear&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Duh to the ear&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;doesnt&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;dohs-n-t&amp;quot; (with extra emphasis at the end of the word), and &amp;quot;truely&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;treh-leh&amp;quot;, and reads &amp;quot;Keith, PA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Keith and Pa&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou ''{pronounced &amp;quot;Yeah to the oo&amp;quot;}'' don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word &amp;quot;STANK&amp;quot; seeping out of it at various spots.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STOOLY:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got ''{places a box on the counter}'' this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like ''right'' just now!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay... But you got anything less anthrax-y?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs slides away. Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. As Strong Bad walks around, a portion of the wall falls outward, revealing a conveyor belt. Bubs rides on it standing on one foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Steeeeeeeeeeeep! ''{jumps off conveyor belt}'' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall flips back up, then falls down again, revealing a red, white and blue bicycle seat on the conveyor belt.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house.  As it bounces off the door, the door begins to emit smoke, and Li'l Strong Bad laughs.  Cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises again, and falls down with a chair shaped like Homestar Runner on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check-a my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER CHAIR:''' Ow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls with a deformed gray lump vaguely resembling a chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' You simpleton! This is a Danoob Largo original!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the chair.  A Styleron Ecochair logo appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' The Styleron Ecochair!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pan up to Strong Bad}'' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is.  I have no need for a giant ''{pan back to the chair}'' albino doggie-doody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to Bubs}'' Always a hit at parties...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Strong Bad}'' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the wide shot of Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls, displaying the same box of chicken beaks seen earlier.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks! ''{The conveyor belt immediately rises again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The conveyor belt falls again, revealing a large leather chair, which obscures Strong Bad as it rolls out.  The chair glows and a chorus sounds briefly, and a golden &amp;quot;Le Restige&amp;quot; plaque appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{appears from behind the chair}'' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad, who is now sitting on the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound.  A pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and quickly slip a pair of gray sweatpants on him}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweatpants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, hey, hey. It's e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{opens an email which is almost completely obscured by the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email}'' Dear Strong Bad, how come you never take your mask off? ''{typing}'' Like I've said before, ''this'' is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad tugs on his mask until it comes off.  He raises the mask above the chair and screams for a few seconds, then puts it back on again, making gurgling noises throughout.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. ''{holds up a photo; only the corner is visible above the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweatpants!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pushes the sweatpants button, making the buzzing sound again.  The robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air.  He falls down with several layered sweatpants on his legs and another pair on his head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px|nice try dodongo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on [[Le Restige]] to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents, when viewed in a decompiler, is blank except for the words &amp;quot;nice try dodongo!&amp;quot; written across it. &amp;lt;!--Do not move this--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
{{checkstuffpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Throat lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?&amp;quot; are two commonly asked questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sb mask.PNG|right|150px|...when viewed with a decompiler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Floppy Disk Container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#bio forge|bio forge]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's face/mask is facing the viewers even though Strong Bad is presumably facing his computer. This can be partially viewed when using a Flash decompiler.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email marks the first appearance of a more realistic-looking sky over [[The Field]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text of the obscured email reads:&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;short lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: your mask&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear strong &amp;lt;!--these two words are lowercase in the email--&amp;gt;bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--no extra line break here--&amp;gt;How come you never take your mask off?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The second email Strong Bad reads appears to have [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender#Unsigned|no sender]].&lt;br /&gt;
*There is no 'back' button at the end of the email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the scene switches to a wide shot after Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the text on the screen has immediately switched from the email he received to the text Strong Bad typed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his &amp;quot;wrestling mask&amp;quot; is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The adjective &amp;quot;stank&amp;quot; was previously used in [[modeling]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You message]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--the sweat pants sound effect belongs on our Sound Effects page, not here--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote &amp;quot;seen enough of that one&amp;quot; was also said in [[retirement]] and [[huttah!]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]] was last mentioned in [[Sick Day]]. (see also Real-World References)&lt;br /&gt;
*The face on Stooly looks a lot like [[Doreauxgard]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Restige&amp;quot; is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of &amp;quot;rest&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;prestige&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking about humane treatment to chickens could of been possibly mentioned in the toon [[nohandsondeck]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ethical Chick Beaks&amp;quot; is probably a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Wikipedia:Debeaking|cutting off baby chicken beaks]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anthrax is:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax|An infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|An influential '80s thrash metal band]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.&lt;br /&gt;
**The album [[wikipedia:Image:Winger album cover.jpg|pictured]] was Winger's self-titled debut album. &lt;br /&gt;
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]]. (See also Inside References)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Montalbán]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the &amp;quot;rich Corinthian leather&amp;quot; of the seats.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's new chair is in the style of Queen Anne furniture.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Stooly]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' December 4, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:57&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: the chair.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
D to the ear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;office manager-style comfy computer chair?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Yours truely,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Keith, PA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{pronounces &amp;quot;D to the ear&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Duh to the ear&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;doesnt&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;dohs-n-t&amp;quot; (with extra emphasis at the end of the word), and &amp;quot;truely&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;treh-leh&amp;quot;, and reads &amp;quot;Keith, PA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Keith and Pa&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou ''{pronounced &amp;quot;Yeah to the oo&amp;quot;}'' don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word &amp;quot;STANK&amp;quot; seeping out of it at various spots.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STOOLY:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got ''{places a box on the counter}'' this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like ''right'' just now!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay... But you got anything less anthrax-y?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs slides away. Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. As Strong Bad walks around, a portion of the wall falls outward, revealing a conveyor belt. Bubs rides on it standing on one foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Steeeeeeeeeeeep! ''{jumps off conveyor belt}'' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall flips back up, then falls down again, revealing a red, white and blue bicycle seat on the conveyor belt.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house.  As it bounces off the door, the door begins to emit smoke, and Li'l Strong Bad laughs.  Cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises again, and falls down with a chair shaped like Homestar Runner on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check-a my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER CHAIR:''' Ow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls with a deformed gray lump vaguely resembling a chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' You simpleton! This is a Danoob Largo original!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the chair.  A Styleron Ecochair logo appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' The Styleron Ecochair!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pan up to Strong Bad}'' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is.  I have no need for a giant ''{pan back to the chair}'' albino doggie-doody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to Bubs}'' Always a hit at parties...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Strong Bad}'' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the wide shot of Strong Bad and Bubs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The wall rises and falls, displaying the same box of chicken beaks seen earlier.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks! ''{The conveyor belt immediately rises again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The conveyor belt falls again, revealing a large leather chair, which obscures Strong Bad as it rolls out.  The chair glows and a chorus sounds briefly, and a golden &amp;quot;Le Restige&amp;quot; plaque appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{appears from behind the chair}'' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' Crabberdonk!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad, who is now sitting on the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound.  A pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and quickly slip a pair of gray sweatpants on him}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweatpants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, hey, hey. It's e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{opens an email which is almost completely obscured by the chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email}'' Dear Strong Bad, how come you never take your mask off? ''{typing}'' Like I've said before, ''this'' is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad tugs on his mask until it comes off.  He raises the mask above the chair and screams for a few seconds, then puts it back on again, making gurgling noises throughout.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. ''{holds up a photo; only the corner is visible above the chair.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweatpants!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pushes the sweatpants button, making the buzzing sound again.  The robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air.  He falls down with several layered sweatpants on his legs and another pair on his head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px|nice try dodongo!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on [[Le Restige]] to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...&lt;br /&gt;
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents, when viewed in a decompiler, is blank except for the words &amp;quot;nice try dodongo!&amp;quot; written across it. &amp;lt;!--Do not move this--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Throat lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?&amp;quot; are two commonly asked questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sb mask.PNG|right|150px|...when viewed with a decompiler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Floppy Disk Container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#bio forge|bio forge]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's face/mask is facing the viewers even though Strong Bad is presumably facing his computer. This can be partially viewed when using a Flash decompiler.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email marks the first appearance of a more realistic-looking sky over [[The Field]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text of the obscured email reads:&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;short lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: your mask&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear strong &amp;lt;!--these two words are lowercase in the email--&amp;gt;bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--no extra line break here--&amp;gt;How come you never take your mask off?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*The second email Strong Bad reads appears to have [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender#Unsigned|no sender]].&lt;br /&gt;
*There is no 'back' button at the end of the email.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is almost impossible that the chair like Homestar Runner to be able to stand, let alone withstand Strong Bad's weight unless he is very light or Homestar's feet/base are extra large to support the whole frame.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the scene switches to a wide shot after Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the text on the screen has immediately switched from the email he received to the text Strong Bad typed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his &amp;quot;wrestling mask&amp;quot; is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The adjective &amp;quot;stank&amp;quot; was previously used in [[modeling]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You message]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--the sweat pants sound effect belongs on our Sound Effects page, not here--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The quote &amp;quot;seen enough of that one&amp;quot; was also said in [[retirement]] and [[huttah!]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]] was last mentioned in [[Sick Day]]. (see also Real-World References)&lt;br /&gt;
*The face on Stooly looks a lot like [[Doreauxgard]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Restige&amp;quot; is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of &amp;quot;rest&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;prestige&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ethical Chick Beaks&amp;quot; is probably a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Wikipedia:Debeaking|cutting off baby chicken beaks]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anthrax is:&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax|An infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|An influential '80s thrash metal band]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.&lt;br /&gt;
**The album [[wikipedia:Image:Winger album cover.jpg|pictured]] was Winger's self-titled debut album. &lt;br /&gt;
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]]. (See also Inside References)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Montalbán]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the &amp;quot;rich Corinthian leather&amp;quot; of the seats.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's new chair is in the style of Queen Anne furniture.&lt;br /&gt;
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