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Awesomepickles — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:33:11 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|181px|"Waaugh! That is not a small number!!! That is a big number!!"]]

{{aboutemail}} {{for|collective name of viruses that affected the Homestar Runner universe|The Virus}}

Strong Bad experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386... and the rest of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The Virus]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg) {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, {{Film|Fightgar}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' November 15, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:05

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386??

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
<blockquote class="compy email">ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh 
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf 
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg</blockquote>

''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightkyee—" then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those ''virus'' emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?! I'll take care of this!

''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NICE TRY!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!!

''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NOTTA 
CHANCE!!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

''{Strong Bad types in [[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]].exe, bringing up the following text on-screen, along with a quick tune.}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Edgar the Virus 
Hunter 
 
programmed entirely 
in mom's basement 
by Edgar       c1982 </blockquote>

''{Strong Bad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Virus Protection 
version .0001 
 
Last scan was NEVER ago. 
 
scanning...</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...

''{The following text now appears on the screen:}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Scan Complete! 
 
'''<big><big><big><big>423,827</big></big></big></big>''' 
Viruses Found! 
 
A New Record!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!

''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup beep:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!

''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet!

''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''

<pre>
<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>
</pre>

''{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer desk. Strong Sad walks in, but his head is floating a foot to the left of where it should be and has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! I dunno! You forgot to wear your neck?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?

''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His lower body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get ''four hundred thousand'' viruses?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... ''very'' yes!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified}'' The Cheeeaaat!

''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here.

''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is Old-Timey Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box. ''{He turns to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no, don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground.}'' Like these right here! Gotta have this one ''{He picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu.}'' and this one ''{He picks up "games" from the bottom menu.}'' and this-a-this-a-this one. ''{He picks up "characters" from the bottom menu.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' No, wait, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever—

''{Marzipan turns into an ASCII art rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''

<pre>
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'
</pre>

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some [[Whatsit|whatsit]] on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left. ''{The Poopsmith extends the shovel toward the King.}'' Good, good...

''{The scene suddenly changes to a [[Teen Girl Squad]] style piece of paper, with the text "issue [[Wikipedia:Pi|3.14159265and the rest]]" at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?!

''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere with the rhino sound from "Strong Bad's RhinoFeeder", and her mouth is huge and distorted.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it ''nine times''!

''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, and reveals a screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with "TH" as the alt text), his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his midsection is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be}''

'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

''{Cut to The Field, now a cloud scene. The Stick is gone. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition...

''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man.

''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi— ''{salsa music fades away}'' wait... why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do?! Where's my Compy?!

'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{more shaken than ever}'' YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!

'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!

''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat exclaims and runs after him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back now?

''{Bubs stares at Homestar for a long, uncomfortable moment.}

''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}'' I...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't'' re''late!'' ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and '''mix''' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up!

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?

== Easter Eggs ==

*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], weekly [[Sketchbook]], and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.
**If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.
***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.
**If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill|a grill]]. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button, which is misspelled as OCⓧSLE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.
***The numbers are in a font called "MS Reference Specialty" and spell out the phrase "stick to your books" (possibly—since the letters a–h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares).
**If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch—a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.
***The reason for the glitch is because in the .swf file of the glitched up sketchbook, there is a black box to the left of the screen, which, of course, covers up the screen on the left.
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.
:'''NARRATOR:''' To protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*The [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation#Quadratic formula|quadratic formula]] is an algebraic equation used to determine the roots of a [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation|quadratic equation]].
*The Teen Girl Squad issue number is [[Wikipedia:Pi|pi]] truncated to 8 decimal places.

=== Trivia ===
*This is the only page on the site that produces a Pop up "advertisement".
*This is the only email in which the [[HR:main_nav.swf|navbar]] and the email are combined into one Flash file (so that Homestar can grab the words). When the [[Random Toon|random toon]] link ("rando") was added to the navbar, The Brothers Chaps probably chose not to update this page, as the navbar is animated here, and could be difficult to change after the animation had been completed. This navigation bar was added to the DVD version; however, unlike the DVD version, the [[Podstar Runner]] version of this email did not have the navigation bar at the bottom.
*The broken JPEG is used in the Netscape family of web browsers, including [[Wikipedia:Netscape Navigator|Netscape Navigator]], [[Wikipedia:Mozilla|Mozilla]], and [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#spy vs spy|spy vs spy]]".

=== Remarks ===
*Edgar the Virus Hunter is said to have been written in 1982, a year before the first documented experimental virus was created. Although there are conflicting accounts as to when the first virus was made, it would pretty much be impossible for a virus scanner to have existed in 1982.
*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.
*The letters that make up [[Wikipedia:ASCII art|ASCII art]] Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.
*Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]] program is his "main man." However, he claims in "[[2 years]]" that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde."
*The reason the "making out with Marzipan" pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is to send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.
*In the Fake QOD, the words "Quote of the Day (Or So)" are displayed reversed, as though in a mirror, and, instead of "Hear It!" and "Get It!", the buttons are "Hear It!" and "Don't TAPE It", although the latter is hidden by the top of the screen.
**If you view the Flash file directly and hover over "Don't TAPE It", the button changes to "Don't TAKE It".
*This is the second e-mail made using the Widescreen technique. The first was [[flashback]].
*If you click "main" on the navigation bar, it takes you to [[404'd]]. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained in some environments by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.
*When the fake popups appear followed by the real one, the fake ones look similar to the windows from some of the older Windows operating systems. Depending on which visual theme or version of Windows you are running, the real popup looks quite different from the fake ones. This is more pronounced when viewed on Windows ME, Windows 2000 and especially Windows XP. Windows 98 users will see no obvious difference.
*At the beginning of the Email the contrast buttons will slightly increase and decrease the volume.

=== Goofs ===
*While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable.
*After Homestar grabs "downloads", "characters", and "games" from the bottom, "toons" is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links disappear.
*The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until you get rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.
*After Strong Bad types "deleted!" for the first time, and the blue screen appears, the drive letter disappears.
*The links between "toons" and "contact" disappear while the Quote of the Day Easter egg is active.
*Most shotguns spread out from the barrel, whereas the blast from Bub's shotgun seems to narrow down as it reaches the back wall.
*In the Podcast version, Strong Bad looks back and forth when the ads pop up, even though they all appear in one area.

=== Inside References ===

*This is an extreme instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
*Strong Bad's response to the Flagrant System Error ("That's not a good prize!") comes from "[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]".
*"Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." is from the counting song in "[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]".
*The smileys used for Strong Sad's head are from [[Strong Sad's Lament]].
*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [[Character Cards]] that has since been removed from the site.
*The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|the baby]] knocks over to let you into [[Naked Ned]]'s cottage.
**Using a broom to play Marzipan's garbled noise may be an oblique reference to people mistaking her for a broom.
*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
*Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].
*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the [[Yearbook Character Page]], as does the picture of him inside a giant M.
**This time, the giant M show's Strong Mad's "M" insignia on his singlet, whereas in [[Yearbook Character Page]], the giant M did not.
*The sound effect that plays when The Ugly One appears is taken from [[RhinoFeeder]].
*[[The Ugly One]]'s line and the sound effects for her slapping the King of Town in the face come from [[crazy cartoon]]. (However, she slightly misquotes it: the original line was "I can do it! I ''will'' do it nine times.")
*The powering-down sound that plays just before Bubs walks across the screen is the same sound that plays just before the [[Tandy 400]] explodes in [[gimmicks]]
*As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game. Bubs' right arm is also about twice as large as usual.
*Bubs' broken JPEG mouth bears the letters "TH." This might be a reference to his other identity, [[The Thnikkaman]].
*During the final glitch scene (just before Bubs "fixes" the computer), the song playing in the background is the intro to "[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]" and "[[That A Ghost]]".
*Strong Bad's line during the final glitch scene is taken directly from [[The Reddest Radish]].
*The cloud background during the final glitch scene is the same cloud background used in [[New Boots]].
[[Image:virusdthecheat.gif|thumb|Virus'd The Cheat]]
*During the final glitch scene, The Cheat is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:
:# The [[Awexome Cross]] version.
:# One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
:# A drawn version, from "[[The Reddest Radish]]".
:# Another drawn version from Strong Bad's site.
:# A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.
:# And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the [[Fan Stuff]] part of the [[Museum]].
*The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.
**If you look closely (or zoom into the Flash file) the fan is once again mysteriously floating in space, just like when the Tandy 400 blew up.
*Bubs sells the [[Broken Compy Menu|broken Compy 386]] as he did with the [[King of Town Email|broken Tandy 400]].
*At the very end, Strong Bad mutters "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how do you text with boxing gloves on?]]", a question commonly asked in his emails.

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Linux|"Linux"]] is a [[Wikipedia:Free software|Free]] [[Wikipedia:Unix|Unix-like]] [[Wikipedia:Kernel (computer science)|kernel]] originally written in 1991, or part of an entire operating system which uses this kernel ([[Wikipedia:GNU/Linux|"GNU/Linux"]]).
*[[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which until 2001 used bespectacled computer nerd [[Wikipedia:Peter Norton|Peter Norton]] as a front man.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "''Spy vs. Spy''" before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.
*The part where Homestar is followed by "ghost" images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the [[Wikipedia:Onion skinning|Onion skinning]] feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.
*"Click on the monkey" refers to various [[Wikipedia:Pop-up ad|popups]] where if you click said object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.
*The dance The Cheat performs when Strong Bad says, "Let's do a dance for the computer genius man," looks like [[Wikipedia:Dana Carvey|Dana Carvey]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Church Lady|Church Lady]]" dance from the classic SNL sketch.
*"[[Wikipedia:Bourgeoisie|Bourgeoise]]," one of the emoticons acting as Strong Sad's head is the term used in [[Wikipedia:Marxism|Marxism]] to describe the upper or middle class that opposed the [[Wikipedia:Proletariat|proletariat]] in the class struggle.
*The "ding" sound heard after EdgarWare finds the viruses is taken from some versions of [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Microsoft Windows]].
*The screen "It's now safe to turn your computer off." is similar to the one displayed when shutting down a Windows computer that cannot turn itself off. The actual message is "It is now safe to turn off your computer", and the style of this message is taken from Windows 95 through 98.
*"A wise guy, eh?" was frequently muttered (in a very similar tone of voice to how Strong Bad says it) by [[Wikipedia:Moe Howard|Moe Howard]] of the comedy group [[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]].

== DVD Version ==
*The central pop-up (e.g. the one that would actually pop up on the website version) does not appear.
*Unlike all other DVD emails, this has the [[HR:main_nav.swf|navbar]] on the bottom.
*The way the Quote of the Week, Sketchbook, and Weekly Fanstuff easter eggs work has changed. All three are combined into one easter egg, which goes to the Weekly Fanstuff easter egg, then the Quote of the Week easter egg, and finally the Sketchbook easter egg.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' This email looks tiny, Matt.

'''MATT:''' It's a funny shape.

'''MIKE:''' It's smaller than the rest, and there's little words at the bottom.

'''MATT:''' This doesn't make any sense to me!

'''MIKE:''' What's going on?

'''MATT:''' S— Oh, no. Strong Bad must have gotten some type of a wirus!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Virus.

'''MATT:''' B— Pardon?

'''MIKE:''' Virus?

'''MATT:''' Oh. I used the German pronunciation.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' K. Um, so this was, uh, this was a— this email was kind of a big— big production.

'''MATT:''' Mm hmm.

'''MIKE:''' Took longer than most.

'''MATT:''' A long time in coming.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Um...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, see— he hasn't used "deleted" on the Lappy yet, now that he has a new computer, has he?

'''MIKE:''' I guess not. I wonder what it looks like when he deletes something on the Lappy.

'''MATT:''' I dunno. "Drop a train on 'em" was from a bad hip-hop song I made in college — ''{Mike laughs}''— where I sampled the soundtrack from a Dirty Harry movie.

'''MIKE:''' That's a good song.

'''MATT:''' Thanks.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So this, obviously, was, uh, pretty fun to make where you could just kinda put stuff wherever and just...

'''MATT:''' It's more like ''your'' computer is getting the virus than Strong Bad's computer getting the virus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. The whole world is getting the virus.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3" up there at the top.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm. There's uh, Strong Sad's head is the, uh, his little emoticons from the uh, his—

'''MATT:''' Strong Sad's Web journal.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad Journal.

'''MATT:''' That was from an unused character page we never made.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something good, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Uh—

'''MIKE:''' Make it— Make it funny.

'''MATT:''' All right. ''{adopts different tone}'' T— To— ''{normal voice}'' Oh, yeah, weren't we gonna do— I was going to be a character when we did this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. Start doing Homestar.

'''MATT:''' All right...

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was a lot of me's.

'''MIKE:''' That ''was'' a lot of you's.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Mike, some of them were old me's that don't look so great.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. I thought you looked pretty good back in the old days.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, no.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, you—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look bad.

'''MIKE:''' Look Bad!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a different character.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who was Look Bad again?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, what are they doing there? Is he gonna eat that doo-doo shovel?

'''MIKE:''' No, I think was going to take a picture of it, maybe.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But he doesn't have a camera, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' But the camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He's got a mustache.

'''MIKE:''' The camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He clearly wanted... a doo-doo-stache.

'''MIKE:''' Who's that, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' That looks kinda like Bubs, from Website. But I don't think so. Oh, look, it's ''Pitfall''.

'''MIKE:''' That did happen in ''Pitfall''.

'''HOMESTAR:''' If you flick the on and off switch a lot, you get a little floating Pitfall Harry through the trees!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I like The Cheat's little sassy dance there, Homestar. Did you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I did. Hands on hips!

'''MIKE:''' How'd you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I said, "Hands on hips!"

'''MIKE:''' Look, there's your leg.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is not my leg! That looks like a shotgun.

'''MIKE:''' Bu—

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That shotgun looks dangerous, Mike. I don't agree with its appearance in this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' You shouldn't play with shotguns, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Did you learn that the hard way?

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Penny Hardaway?

'''MIKE:''' I'm allowed to— I'm allowed to draw them, though. Drawing them's no problem.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Drawing them is bad.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it's okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Here I come!

'''MIKE:''' See?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look! I lost my leg!

'''MIKE:''' I know, that's— Bubs— Bubs has it there.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad looks like he's a little delirious in this part.

'''MIKE:''' He's— He's sad. He's had a great loss. People sometimes act like this... when they're experiencing great losses.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But— Mike, a great loss sounds like a contradiction.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't— I've never had any ''great'' losses.

'''MIKE:''' "Great"— "Great" meaning "large," not meaning—

'''HOMESTAR:''' All my losses are bad losses.

'''MIKE:''' You've never had a great loss?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Except maybe, some pounds. ''{Pause}'' He just really put a hole right through that thing, huh?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Didn't go through the wall, though.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nope. ''{whispering}'' Let's get quiet.

'''MIKE:''' ''{whispering}'' Okay.

=== Fun Facts ===

* Matt says Strong Bad got a "wirus" and then calls this "the German pronunciation". This is because many native German speakers have difficulty distinguishing the "v" and "w" sounds in English and might thus say "wirus" instead of "virus".
* Homestar demonstrates his ignorance that he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no visible hands or arms]].

== See Also ==
* [[Main Page 22]]

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|118|1284}}*[[Podstar:sb_email_virus.m4v|download "virus" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
*[[HR:hsmakeout.html|view the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:hsmakeout.swf|view the Flash file for the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:qod_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake QOD"]]
*[[HR:fanstuff_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake fanstuff"]]
*[[HR:sketchbook_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake sketchbook"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Awesomepickles — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:51:18 GMT

Awesomepickles:

"Uh....how do you put pictures on this site?????"
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So... this is how we edit. HOW COOL! -w0rmy_93

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Rock Opera Context

Awesomepickles — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:16:11 GMT

Awesomepickles: /* Words from their context in the 125 Emails */

Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.
__TOC__
==Words from their context in the 125 Emails==
# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?
# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
# [[depressio]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.
# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?
# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists
# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?
# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.
# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
# [[stand-up]]: '''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.
# [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"?
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
# [[super powers]]: '''COACH Z:''' Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight '''pants'''.
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!
# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!
# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.
# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.
# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.
# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...
# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...
# [[dullard]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...
# [[helium]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE.
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.
# [[action figure]]: Oh man, Kyle. My '''action''' figure would have it all.
# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
# [[theme party]]: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your '''party'''.
# [[50 emails]]: More '''like''', you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.
# [[comic]]: That turned out pretty '''good'''!
# [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''
# [[cheat talk]]: Some '''town''' here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
# [[marzipan]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. ''{could be either "yeah"}''
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? ''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
# [[personal favorites]]: '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun. ''{could be either "double"}''
# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
# [[mascot]]: And they won the game. So I'm getting them '''real''' fruit smoothies.
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
# [[sibbie]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
# [[anything]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.
# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
# [[mile]]: '''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
# [[colonization]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
# [[video games]]: '''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
# [[the bet]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yup''', I'm cool.
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
# [[stupid stuff]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I'm '''always''' doing that.
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
# [[flashback]]: '''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''".
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
# [[crying]]: '''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:''' '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.
# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
# [[time capsule]]: '''STINKOMAN:''' It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!
# [[radio]]: '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... '''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
# [[dreamail]]: '''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like,''' exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
# [[rock opera]]: '''ALL:''' '''SBEMAIL!!'''

== Complete Lyrics ==
Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

<blockquote>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture. 
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza. 
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. 
Ummm... Double pants. 
Awesome, awesome fancy danish. 
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. 
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh? 
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. 
Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. 
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah. 
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! 
Wha-ho! Problematic. 
Solid jumble! 
Crazy beans double the real gold! 
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh! 
Dynomite afterparty! 
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand. 
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 
Definitely, definitely baby. 
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. 
Experience dance tonight! Unh! 
Oooh! I'm pleasant. 
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa! 
Tonight equals dancing, yeah! 
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!</blockquote>

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category: Songs]]
[[Category: Lists]]

Rock Opera Context

Awesomepickles — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:14:40 GMT

Awesomepickles: /* Complete Lyrics */

Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.
__TOC__
==Words from their context in the 125 Emails==
# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?
# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
# [[depressio]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.
# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?
# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists
# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?
# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.
# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
# [[stand-up]]: '''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.
# [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"?
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
# [[super powers]]: '''COACH Z:''' Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight '''pants'''.
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!
# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!
# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.
# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.
# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.
# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...
# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...
# [[dullard]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...
# [[helium]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE.
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.
# [[action figure]]: Oh man, Kyle. My '''action''' figure would have it all.
# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
# [[theme party]]: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your '''party'''.
# [[50 emails]]: More '''like''', you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.
# [[comic]]: That turned out pretty '''good'''!
# [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''
# [[cheat talk]]: Some '''town''' here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
# [[marzipan]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. ''{could be either "yeah"}''
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? ''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
# [[personal favorites]]: '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun. ''{could be either "double"}''
# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
# [[mascot]]: And they won the game. So I'm getting them '''real''' fruit smoothies.
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
# [[sibbie]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
# [[anything]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.
# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
# [[mile]]: '''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
# [[colonization]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
# [[video games]]: '''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
# [[the bet]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yep''', I'm cool.
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
# [[stupid stuff]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I'm '''always''' doing that.
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
# [[flashback]]: '''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''".
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
# [[crying]]: '''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:''' '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.
# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
# [[time capsule]]: '''STINKOMAN:''' It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!
# [[radio]]: '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... '''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
# [[dreamail]]: '''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like,''' exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
# [[rock opera]]: '''ALL:''' '''SBEMAIL!!'''

== Complete Lyrics ==
Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

<blockquote>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture. 
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza. 
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. 
Ummm... Double pants. 
Awesome, awesome fancy danish. 
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. 
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh? 
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. 
Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. 
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah. 
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! 
Wha-ho! Problematic. 
Solid jumble! 
Crazy beans double the real gold! 
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh! 
Dynomite afterparty! 
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand. 
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 
Definitely, definitely baby. 
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. 
Experience dance tonight! Unh! 
Oooh! I'm pleasant. 
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa! 
Tonight equals dancing, yeah! 
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!</blockquote>

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category: Songs]]
[[Category: Lists]]

User:Awesomepickles

Awesomepickles — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:15:42 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Hi! I'm too busy surfin the interwebz to write a userpage! See ya!
(Leave a message after t3h b33p!!!111onez1!!!11

April Fools' 2006

Awesomepickles — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 22:48:31 GMT

Awesomepickles: /* Glitches */

[[Image:Intro decision page flipped.png|thumb|Which way is up again?]]
On '''[[Wikipedia:April Fool's Day|April Fool's Day]] 2006''', [[The Brothers Chaps]] flipped the site upside down.
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*The following pages/sites were exempt from the flipping because they are hosted separately from the main H*R content or are not Flash files:
**[[Strong Bad's Website]]
**[[Store]]
**[[Legal]]
**[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
**[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
***Note that if an HTML file is put together to try to do this, the "[[Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia#General|no Flash 7]]" warning appears.
**[[Podstar Runner]]
**[[Store Thank You Messages]]
**All the stuff in [[Museum]].
*Seek bars did not work with the flipped toons.
*Amusingly, this made [[Homsar]]'s character page right-side up.
*This was the first April Fool's Day Prank that is not archived in the Holiday section of the toons menu.
*Unlike the [[:Category:April Fools|pranks]] before it, this affected the entire Homestar Runner website. In previous pranks the main page was replaced, but if you went to an email or 'toon, it would be unaffected.

===Glitches===
*Several toons that are not the usual 550x400 resolution were not centered properly:
**[[virus]]
***This email also suffered from its custom navbar missing, so Homestar pulled his words from nowhere.
**[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
**[[Handheld Games Menu]]
**[[flashback]] and [[Main Page 22]] were both correct, as they used their own flipper swf files, which handled the different size.
*Some pages had invisible or missing text:
**[[Under Construction]]
**[[Main Page 18]] (No HTML text in the "Store" effect.)
*In [[highschool]], the "m." on Young Strong Mad's shirt was missing.
*[[TROGDOR!]] didn't load up properly - the game itself took up only the bottom right quarter of the usual frame, and the rest was filled in with gray.
*Many buttons and other scripts on some of the site did not work, as they use the <code>_root</code> property in ActionScript to access the main scene of the Flash file. However, with the flipper file loading the main scene, <code>_root</code> actually referred to the ''flipper'', not the scene itself. The Brothers Chaps could have gotten around this by using the <code>[http://livedocs.macromedia.com/flash/mx2004/main_7_2/wwhelp/wwhimpl/common/html/wwhelp.htm?context=Flash_MX_2004&file=00001522.html _lockroot]</code> property in the flipper, but it seems they didn't know about it (probably because they still use Flash 5, in which the _lockroot property doesn't exist).
**The Eject button on the [[Character Videos | Characters page]] (which normally makes Homsar's video come out of the VCR) did nothing.
**[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] on [[candy product]] did not appear. Neither did the [[Old-Timey]] Easter egg in [[little animal]].
**The video clips in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] repeated themselves automatically.
**The [[Random Toon|rando]] link on the navbar did not work.
**[[The King of Town DVD]], [[King of Town Main Page]] and anything linked from there looped at the end instead of stopping.
***Additionally, [[Revenge of the King]] seems to have had a similar fate to TROGDOR! (with the broken screen), except you could not hurt The King of Town, nor did he shoot at you. The timer also didn't work.
**On the [[Decemberween Email Menu]], none of the Easter eggs worked.
**The buttons on [[Downloads]] didn't work.
**The [[Telebision Toons Menu]] didn't work.
**On any [[Strong Bad Email]]s featuring the [[Tandy 400]] or the [[Compy 386]], the contrast buttons didn't work. This includes the Easter eggs in [[gimmicks]]. The ripples on the [[Lappy 486]] appeared and disappeared much faster than normal, and did not stay if the mouse button was held down.
**In any of the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] Games, none of them worked right. There is no possble way to score on any of them.
**In [[First Time Here?]], the number of takes never changed.
**The [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]s never loaded.
**The number of messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] never changed.
*In [[Peasant's Quest]], Trogdor's voice didn't work.
**When the [[Kerrek]] is encountered, his tune did not play.
**Trying to kill [[Poor Gary]] proved unsuccessful.
*It seems that the text in the Quote of the Week wasn't bold, like before the 'flip'.
*Nothing in the [[Handheld Games Menu]] (except for [[Homestar Quiz]]), including itself, was fully playable.
**None of the buttons in the actual menu worked (except for "new games").
**None of the buttons in [[Dancin' Bubs]] worked.
**[[Homestar Talker]] did not lay out stars for each correct word, and never progressed to the Strong Bad Talker.
**Nothing but the bongos in [[Audition With Marzipan]] were playable.
**[[Bronco Trolleys]] was broken; you could click the "Play" button, but the timer didn't work and the ingredients were missing.
**Neither the text boxes nor the finished libs work in [[Strong Libs]].
**[[Hairstyle Runner]] is playable, but many things are not visible because the top frame is off-center.
**The fortune cookies in [[Fortune Cookies]] do not work.
**The [[Spin and Say]] does not spin.
**The buttons on the [[Astro Lite]] don't work.
*Although the [[Main Pages]] rollover effects were mostly fixed, some issues remain:
**[[Main Page 3]]: Homestar isn't knocked back by the coconut for "Email".
**[[Main Page 8]]: The screen keeps moving on "Characters".
**[[Main Page 10]]: [[The Homestar Runner]]'s body doesn't expand when the bomb explodes after "Downloads".
**[[Main Page 16]]: The entire menu still doesn't work properly. In fact, two versions of the copyright notice appear at the "top" of the screen, and the trees in the background are light blue.
**[[Main Page 18]]: On "Games", [[Sherlock]] does not mumble to himself. On "Store", the background "opens" and "closes" faster than usual, with no sound effects and no HTML behind it.
**[[Main Page 22]]: The "What's New", "Weeklies", and "Main Pages" buttons appear in their normal positions and orientations (though it's possible that it was left that way on purpose, given the theme of the page), and the partial scene from [[Peasant's Quest]] does not come in from the side.
**[[Main Page 23]]: Homestar doesn't move his lips for "Toons" and doesn't reply with "'Sup" for "Store". Also, the "What's New" and "Weeklies" are missing.
**[[Homsar Main Page]]: None of the effects work, except a few bubbles appearing on "Toons".
**[[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]]: Half fo the buttons and the background were flipped, and half of buttons and Strong Bad weren't.
*[[Awexome Cross 98]]: When you lose all your lives, the game freezes and you see [[The Cheat]] spinning in the tire, but the background stays still.
*The Storyboards and Deleted Scenes in "In Search of The Yellow Dello" do not work.
*When the pages were fixed early on the morning of April 2nd, the Main Page Navigation Bar fix was not initially repaired, leaving the main page right-side up, but the News button and Main Page numbers flipped.

===Fixed Glitches===
[[Image:Main 16 from 2001.PNG|thumb|[[Main Page 16]]: Looking into the past?]]
* Originally, the "What's new" button on the main pages did not appear in the correct location and was right-side up. This was fixed shortly after the "feature's" release.
* The [[Strong Bad Email]] menu originally did not list any emails. This was also fixed.
* The Weeklies popups originally appeared right-side up, but were later fixed so that they would appear flipped like the rest of the site.
*Many of the rollover button effects on the Main Pages don't work. In most cases, the speaker simply says the name of the button that is hovered over (without moving his lips) and no visual effects or other sounds occur. This was later fixed.
* In the [[Main Page 22]] the word "games" was not there. This was fixed later in the day.
*After the orientation reset on April 2, [[Main Page 16]] had a copyright date of 2001 overlaying the regular copyright notice. Homestar would still speak as normal, but no triggered animations would happen other than mouth movements and a visible wisp of Homestar's breath.
**Homestar's scarf was also missing, as were some trees in the background.

===Real-World References===
*The Flash file that causes the pages to be flipped contains the phrase "They call him Flipper", which is one of the lyrics to the [[Wikipedia:Flipper (1964 television)|Flipper]] theme song.

==External Links==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipper.swf?contentURL=welcome.swf View the Flash file for the flipped opening page]
*Several toons with different sizes have their own flash file to compensate:
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf View the Flash file for the flipped navbar]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperToons.swf?contentURL=tvguide.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Toons Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperGames.swf?contentURL=gamesmenu_new.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Games Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperPayPlus.swf?contentURL=payplus2.swf View the Flash file for the flipped HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperVirusMain.swf?contentURL=main22.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Main Page 22]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperHundred.swf?contentURL=sbemailahundred.swf View the Flash file for the flipped flashback]
*[[Forum:7608|Forum thread Re: April Fool's 2006]]
[[Category:April Fools]]

April Fools' 2006

Awesomepickles — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 22:47:53 GMT

Awesomepickles: /* Glitches */

[[Image:Intro decision page flipped.png|thumb|Which way is up again?]]
On '''[[Wikipedia:April Fool's Day|April Fool's Day]] 2006''', [[The Brothers Chaps]] flipped the site upside down.
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*The following pages/sites were exempt from the flipping because they are hosted separately from the main H*R content or are not Flash files:
**[[Strong Bad's Website]]
**[[Store]]
**[[Legal]]
**[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
**[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
***Note that if an HTML file is put together to try to do this, the "[[Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia#General|no Flash 7]]" warning appears.
**[[Podstar Runner]]
**[[Store Thank You Messages]]
**All the stuff in [[Museum]].
*Seek bars did not work with the flipped toons.
*Amusingly, this made [[Homsar]]'s character page right-side up.
*This was the first April Fool's Day Prank that is not archived in the Holiday section of the toons menu.
*Unlike the [[:Category:April Fools|pranks]] before it, this affected the entire Homestar Runner website. In previous pranks the main page was replaced, but if you went to an email or 'toon, it would be unaffected.

===Glitches===
*Several toons that are not the usual 550x400 resolution were not centered properly:
**[[virus]]
***This email also suffered from its custom navbar missing, so Homestar pulled his words from nowhere.
**[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
**[[Handheld Games Menu]]
**[[flashback]] and [[Main Page 22]] were both correct, as they used their own flipper swf files, which handled the different size.
*Some pages had invisible or missing text:
**[[Under Construction]]
**[[Main Page 18]] (No HTML text in the "Store" effect.)
*In [[highschool]], the "m." on Young Strong Mad's shirt was missing.
*[[TROGDOR!]] didn't load up properly - the game itself took up only the bottom right quarter of the usual frame, and the rest was filled in with gray.
*Many buttons and other scripts on some of the site did not work, as they use the <code>_root</code> property in ActionScript to access the main scene of the Flash file. However, with the flipper file loading the main scene, <code>_root</code> actually referred to the ''flipper'', not the scene itself. The Brothers Chaps could have gotten around this by using the <code>[http://livedocs.macromedia.com/flash/mx2004/main_7_2/wwhelp/wwhimpl/common/html/wwhelp.htm?context=Flash_MX_2004&file=00001522.html _lockroot]</code> property in the flipper, but it seems they didn't know about it (probably because they still use Flash 5, in which the _lockroot property doesn't exist).
**The Eject button on the [[Character Videos | Characters page]] (which normally makes Homsar's video come out of the VCR) did nothing.
**[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] on [[candy product]] did not appear. Neither did the [[Old-Timey]] Easter egg in [[little animal]].
**The video clips in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] repeated themselves automatically.
**The [[Random Toon|rando]] link on the navbar did not work.
**[[The King of Town DVD]], [[King of Town Main Page]] and anything linked from there looped at the end instead of stopping.
***Additionally, [[Revenge of the King]] seems to have had a similar fate to TROGDOR! (with the broken screen), except you could not hurt The King of Town, nor did he shoot at you. The timer also didn't work.
**On the [[Decemberween Email Menu]], none of the Easter eggs worked.
**The buttons on [[Downloads]] didn't work.
**The [[Telebision Toons Menu]] didn't work.
**On any [[Strong Bad Email]]s featuring the [[Tandy 400]] or the [[Compy 386]], the contrast buttons didn't work. This includes the Easter eggs in [[gimmicks]]. The ripples on the [[Lappy 486]] appeared and disappeared much faster than normal, and did not stay if the mouse button was held down.
**In any of the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] Games, none of them worked right. There is no possble way to score on any of them.
**In [[First Time Here?]], the number of takes never changed.
**The [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]s never loaded.
**The number of messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] never changed.
*In [[Peasant's Quest]], Trogdor's voice didn't work.
**When the [[Kerrek]] is encountered, his tune did not play.
**Trying to kill [[Poor Gary]] proved unsuccessful.
*It seems that the text in the Quote of the Week wasn't bold, like before the 'flip'.
*Nothing in the [[Handheld Games Menu]] (except for [[Homestar Quiz]]), including itself, was fully playable.
**None of the buttons in the actual menu worked (except for "new games").
**None of the buttons in [[Dancin' Bubs]] worked.
**[[Homestar Talker]] did not lay out stars for each correct word, and never progressed to the Strong Bad Talker.
**Nothing but the bongos in [[Audition With Marzipan]] were playable.
**[[Bronco Trolleys]] was broken; you could click the "Play" button, but the timer didn't work and the ingredients were missing.
**Neither the text boxes nor the finished libs work in [[Strong Libs]].
**[[Hairstyle Runner]] is playable, but many things are not visible because the top frame is off-center.
**The fortune cookies in [[Fortune Cookies]] do not work.
**The [[Spin and Say]] does not spin.
**The buttons on the [[Astro Lite]] don't work.
*Although the [[Main Pages]] rollover effects were mostly fixed, some issues remain:
**[[Main Page 3]]: Homestar isn't knocked back by the coconut for "Email".
**[[Main Page 8]]: The screen keeps moving on "Characters".
**[[Main Page 10]]: [[The Homestar Runner]]'s body doesn't expand when the bomb explodes after "Downloads".
**[[Main Page 16]]: The entire menu still doesn't work properly. In fact, two versions of the copyright notice appear at the "top" of the screen, and the trees in the background are light blue.
**[[Main Page 18]]: On "Games", [[Sherlock]] does not mumble to himself. On "Store", the background "opens" and "closes" faster than usual, with no sound effects and no HTML behind it.
**[[Main Page 22]]: The "What's New", "Weeklies", and "Main Pages" buttons appear in their normal positions and orientations (though it's possible that it was left that way on purpose, given the theme of the page), and the partial scene from [[Peasant's Quest]] does not come in from the side.
**[[Main Page 23]]: Homestar doesn't move his lips for "Toons" and doesn't reply with "'Sup" for "Store". Also, the "What's New" and "Weeklies" are missing.
**[[Homsar Main Page]]: None of the effects work, except a few bubbles appearing on "Toons".
**[[strong Bad's Room Main Page]]: Half fo the buttons and the background were flipped, and half of buttons and Strong Bad weren't.
*[[Awexome Cross 98]]: When you lose all your lives, the game freezes and you see [[The Cheat]] spinning in the tire, but the background stays still.
*The Storyboards and Deleted Scenes in "In Search of The Yellow Dello" do not work.
*When the pages were fixed early on the morning of April 2nd, the Main Page Navigation Bar fix was not initially repaired, leaving the main page right-side up, but the News button and Main Page numbers flipped.

===Fixed Glitches===
[[Image:Main 16 from 2001.PNG|thumb|[[Main Page 16]]: Looking into the past?]]
* Originally, the "What's new" button on the main pages did not appear in the correct location and was right-side up. This was fixed shortly after the "feature's" release.
* The [[Strong Bad Email]] menu originally did not list any emails. This was also fixed.
* The Weeklies popups originally appeared right-side up, but were later fixed so that they would appear flipped like the rest of the site.
*Many of the rollover button effects on the Main Pages don't work. In most cases, the speaker simply says the name of the button that is hovered over (without moving his lips) and no visual effects or other sounds occur. This was later fixed.
* In the [[Main Page 22]] the word "games" was not there. This was fixed later in the day.
*After the orientation reset on April 2, [[Main Page 16]] had a copyright date of 2001 overlaying the regular copyright notice. Homestar would still speak as normal, but no triggered animations would happen other than mouth movements and a visible wisp of Homestar's breath.
**Homestar's scarf was also missing, as were some trees in the background.

===Real-World References===
*The Flash file that causes the pages to be flipped contains the phrase "They call him Flipper", which is one of the lyrics to the [[Wikipedia:Flipper (1964 television)|Flipper]] theme song.

==External Links==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipper.swf?contentURL=welcome.swf View the Flash file for the flipped opening page]
*Several toons with different sizes have their own flash file to compensate:
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf View the Flash file for the flipped navbar]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperToons.swf?contentURL=tvguide.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Toons Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperGames.swf?contentURL=gamesmenu_new.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Games Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperPayPlus.swf?contentURL=payplus2.swf View the Flash file for the flipped HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperVirusMain.swf?contentURL=main22.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Main Page 22]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperHundred.swf?contentURL=sbemailahundred.swf View the Flash file for the flipped flashback]
*[[Forum:7608|Forum thread Re: April Fool's 2006]]
[[Category:April Fools]]

April Fools' 2006

Awesomepickles — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:24:24 GMT

Awesomepickles: /* Glitches */

[[Image:Intro decision page flipped.png|thumb|Which way is up again?]]
On '''[[Wikipedia:April Fool's Day|April Fool's Day]] 2006''', [[The Brothers Chaps]] flipped the site upside down.
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*The following pages / sites are exempt from the flipping because they are hosted separately from the main H*R content or are not Flash files:
**[[Strong Bad's Website]]
**[[Store]]
**[[Legal]]
**[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
**[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
***Note that if a HTML file is put together to try to do this, the "[[Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia#General|no Flash 7]]" warning appears.
**[[Podstar Runner]]
**[[Store Thank You Messages]]
**All the stuff in [[Museum]].

*Seek bars do not work with the flipped toons.
*Amusingly, this makes [[Homsar]]'s character page right-side up.

===Glitches===
*Any time that a second Flash file is overlaid on the first it is not flipped.
*Several toons that are not the usual 550x400 resolution are not centered properly:
**[[virus]]
***This email also suffers from its custom navbar missing, so Homestar pulls his words from nowhere.
**[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
**[[Handheld Games Menu]]
**[[flashback]] and [[Main Page 22]] are both correct, as they use their own flipper swf files, which handle the different size.
*Some pages have invisible or missing text:
**[[Under Construction]]
*In [[highschool]], the "m." on Young Strong Mad's shirt is missing.
*[[TROGDOR!]] doesn't load up properly - the game itself takes up only the bottom right quarter of the usual frame, and the rest is filled in with gray.
*Many buttons and other scripts on some of the site do not work, as they use the <code>_root</code> property in ActionScript to access the main scene of the Flash file. However, with the flipper file loading the main scene, <code>_root</code> actually referrs to the ''flipper'', not the scene itself. The Brothers Chaps could have gotten around this by using the <code>[http://livedocs.macromedia.com/flash/mx2004/main_7_2/wwhelp/wwhimpl/common/html/wwhelp.htm?context=Flash_MX_2004&file=00001522.html _lockroot]</code> property in the flipper, but it seems they didn't know about it.
**The Eject button on the [[Character Videos | Characters page]] (which normally makes Homsar's video come out of the VCR) does nothing.
**[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] on [[candy product]] does not appear. Neither does the [[Old-Timey]] Easter egg in [[little animal]].
**The video clips in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] repeat themselves automatically.
**The [[Random Toon|rando]] link on the navbar does not work.
**[[The King of Town DVD]], [[King of Town Main Page]] and anything linked from there loop at the end instead of stopping.
***Additionally, [[Revenge of the King]] seems to have a similar fate to TROGDOR! (with the broken screen), except you can not hurt The King of Town, nor does he shoot at you. The timer also doesn't work
**On the [[Decemberween Email Menu]], none of the Easter eggs work.
**The buttons on [[Downloads]] don't work.
**The [[Telebision Toons Menu]] does not work.
**On any [[Strong Bad Email]]s featuring the [[Tandy 400]] or the [[Compy 386]], the contrast buttons don't work. This includes the Easter eggs in [[gimmicks]]. The ripples on the [[Lappy 486]] appear and disappear much faster than normal, and do not stay if the mouse button is held down.
**In any of the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] Games, none of them work right. There is no possble way to score on any of them.
**In [[First Time Here?]], the number of takes never changes.
**The [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]s never load.
**The number of messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] never changes.
*In [[Peasant's Quest]], Trogdor's voice doesn't work.
**When the [[Kerrek]] is encountered, his tune does not play.
**Trying to kill [[Poor Gary]] proves unsuccesful.
*[[Main Page 23]] is missing the "What's New" and "Weeklies" buttons.
*It seems that the text in the Quote of the Week isn't bold, like before the 'flip'.
*Nothing in the [[Handheld Games Menu]] (except for [[Homestar Quiz]]), including itself, is fully playable.
**None of the buttons in the actual menu work (except for "new games").
**None of the buttons in [[Dancin' Bubs]] work.
**[[Homestar Talker]] does not lay out stars for each correct word, and never progresses to the Strong Bad Talker.
**Nothing but the bongos in [[Audition With Marzipan]] are playable.
**[[Bronco Trolleys]] is broken; you can click the "Play" button, but the timer doesn't work and the ingredients are missing.
**Neither the text boxes nor the finished libs work in [[Strong Libs]].
**[[Hairstyle Runner]] is playable, but many things are not visible because the top frame is off-center.
**The fortune cookies in [[Fortune Cookies]] do not work.
**The [[Spin and Say]] does not spin.
**The buttons on the [[Astro Lite]] don't work.
*Although the [[Main Pages]] rollover effects were mostly fixed, some issues remain:
**[[Main Page 3]]: Homestar isn't knocked back by the coconut for "Email".
**[[Main Page 8]]: The screen keeps moving on "Characters".
**[[Main Page 10]]: [[The Homestar Runner]]'s body doesn't expand when the bomb explodes after "Downloads".
**[[Main Page 16]]: The entire menu still doesn't work properly. In fact, two versions of the copyright notice appear at the "top" of the screen.
**[[Main Page 18]]: On "Games", [[Sherlock]] does not mumble to himself. On "Store", the background "opens" and "closes" faster than usual, with no sound effects and no HTML behind it.
**[[Main Page 22]]: The "What's New", "Weeklies", and "Main Pages" buttons appear in their normal positions and orientations.
**[[Main Page 23]]: Homestar doesn't move his lips for "Toons" and doesn't reply with "'Sup" for "Store".
**[[Homsar Main Page]]: None of the effects work, except a few bubbles appearing on "Toons".
**[[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]]:Strong Bad and half of the buttons are right side up, but the rest of the page is upside-down.

===Fixed Glitches===
* Originally, the "What's new" button on the main pages did not appear in the correct location and was right-side up. This was fixed shortly after the "feature's" release.
* The [[Strong Bad Email]] menu originally did not list any emails. This was also fixed.
* The Weeklies popups originally appeared right-side up, but were later fixed so that they would appear flipped like the rest of the site.
*Many of the rollover button effects on the Main Pages don't work. In most cases, the speaker simply says the name of the button that is hovered over (without moving his lips) and no visual effects or other sounds occur. This was later fixed.
* In the [[Main Page 22]] the word "games" was not there. This was fixed later in the day.

===Real-World References===
*The Flash file that causes the pages to be flipped contains the phrase "They call him Flipper", which is one of the lyrics to the [[Wikipedia:Flipper (1964 television)|Flipper]] theme song.

==External Links==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipper.swf?contentURL=welcome.swf View the Flash file for the flipped opening page]
*Several toons with different sizes have their own flash file to compensate:
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf View the Flash file for the flipped navbar]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperToons.swf?contentURL=tvguide.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Toons Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperGames.swf?contentURL=gamesmenu_new.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Games Menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperPayPlus.swf?contentURL=payplus2.swf View the Flash file for the flipped HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperVirusMain.swf?contentURL=main22.swf View the Flash file for the flipped Main Page 22]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperHundred.swf?contentURL=sbemailahundred.swf View the Flash file for the flipped flashback]
*[[Forum:7608|Forum thread Re: April Fool's 2006]]
[[Category:April Fools]]

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Awesomepickles — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:12:53 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!

[[:Image:Trogador.PNG|Hi]]

Bye! -BA1337ED-

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Awesomepickles — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:12:23 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!

[[:Image:Trogador.PNG|Hi]]

Bye! -BALEETED-

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Awesomepickles — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:11:08 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Awpi <3's to sharpie the crawlspace.

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Awesomepickles — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:43:33 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!

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Awesomepickles — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:43:22 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!
 <marquee direction=up> Movin' on up!!! </marquee>

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Awesomepickles — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:43:11 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!
 <marqueedirection=up> Movin' on up!!! </marquee>

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Awesomepickles — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:42:03 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!! Hey, look! I'm teeny tiny!

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Awesomepickles — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:39:59 GMT

Awesomepickles:

Livin' it up at the Hotel California!!