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			<title>User talk:DrPepper42</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;/* Colonoscopy */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Quiz! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It's quiz time! Awnser this: What is the page title of the SBEmail menu? Harder questions coming eventually. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Denny's Menu - that's mw awnser. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Correct! Harder questions next time, and if you don't spell right anymore times, your awnser will be disqualified. Only on DrPepper42's &amp;lt;u&amp;gt; The &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Show&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Quiz!&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::But uf you spell sidewise, will my awnser be requalified? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:58, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Wha? It's not disqualified this time, but from now on, ones with bad spelling will be disqualified. What's spelling sidewise? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:00, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's something to know. Paybe you'd finger it out? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:03, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Well, spell right! Or, or, or I'll start editing your post to make you spell right! (Maybe.) [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:05, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Ooh, I always love a good fingering  out! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:08, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Ok, no off...-topic...ness(?) or I'll... I'll... do something. I dunno what though. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:17, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
My new favorite word is awnser.  I don't know what it means, but it's my favorite.  (That's a hint.)  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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New question: How many barrels of Melonade were visible in A Jumping Jack Contest when The Cheat refilled his glass to give to Homestar? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 20:26, 21 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:5 are behind Strong Mad, 2 more in the montage. {{User:Supuhstar}} 21:05, 25 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::No, I'm sorry, but there are '''6''' barrels at first, then the two in the montage. I'll think up another question soon!&lt;br /&gt;
:::Oh... There's one... between SM's legs...&lt;br /&gt;
::::Uh... yeah. That's kinda hard to notice, isn't it? Too bad a lot of good questions are awnsered in the fun facts of a toon. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 17:17, 26 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Spelling ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It's &amp;quot;answ-&amp;quot;! It's &amp;quot;answ-&amp;quot;! It's ''answ''er! Not [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Fluffy_Puff_Commercial&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=565115 ''awns''er!] I can't take it any more! Answ- answ- answ-! Answer! Answer!  (Reference to Easter egg in [[secret identity]]; no offense intended.)  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Wha- What are you doing here!?! Oh. Wait. It's a talk page. '''But''', you spelled it &amp;quot;awnser&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;answer&amp;quot;. Just look up from here. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 21:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::You'll also notice that that was a hint.  =]  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::What? That is making no sense! Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!!? [[User:DrPepper42|The man with no plan- DrPepper42]] 23:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It really would do you some good to make an effort to spell &amp;quot;answered&amp;quot; correctly.  [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Dennis&amp;amp;curid=21966&amp;amp;diff=572137&amp;amp;oldid=550820&amp;amp;rcid=529894 Seriously.]  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:03, 24 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Your Signature ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, DrPepper42. Your signature is way too long. It needs to fit into this box: &lt;br /&gt;
{{sigbox|User:DrPepper42/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
Keep on tranglin.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:44, 31 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Crap. Well, I'll think up a shorter one. [[User:DrPepper42|The man with no plan- DrPepper42]] 01:45, 31 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::It's usually best if you just use your name, especially if you're using a text-only signature. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:46, 31 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Fixed, fixed, and fixed again! Woot! {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 01:52, 31 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Colonoscopy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, peek at [[HRW:TALK]] to see why sequential indentation is good. it's ok to cleanse the colons when the eruption is great, but [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=571790 when it is not], they really help us follow the discussion. Thanks for contributing! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Mmkay. I just don't like the text starting halfway across the screen. Makes it even harder to tell for me. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 00:59, 22 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Understood. balance that with the advantage of indentation = replying {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)colons left out on purpose&lt;br /&gt;
:Wait, I meant having text '''start''' halfway across the screen makes it hard to tell [[Who Said what Now?|who said what.]] Yes, I always put in [[Random.bat|random]] links like that. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 14:26, 22 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::At the far end of your tether&lt;br /&gt;
::And your thoughts won't fit together&lt;br /&gt;
::So you sleep light or whatever&lt;br /&gt;
::And the night goes on forever&lt;br /&gt;
::Then your mind change like the weather&lt;br /&gt;
::You're in need of Dr. Bob and Professor Pepper&lt;br /&gt;
Just what he needs to make him feel better --[[User:Beck|Beck]] 12:43, 9 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>User:2Fast2Furious</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Soy un perdedor&lt;br /&gt;
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*Real Name:  Cedric James Lessig&lt;br /&gt;
*Date of Birth:  [[Wikipedia:November 2|November 2]], [[Wikipedia:1983|1983]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Age:  24&lt;br /&gt;
*Where I Live:  [[Wikipedia:Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania|Sinking Spring, PA]]&lt;br /&gt;
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My younger sister (Carolyn) discovered he [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] website in 2003, and she was the first one in my family to find it.  Then, I liked that site so much that I wanted to go on it, too.  I even know all the main characters:  [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], and the surreal [[Homsar]].  I know many other characters, too.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of [[Senor Cardgage]], I had no idea who he was when the e-mail &amp;quot;[[kind of cool]]&amp;quot; debuted.  Then, when I saw the later short &amp;quot;[[Senor Mortgage]]&amp;quot;, I realized that he was the guy Strong Bad described in &amp;quot;kind of cool&amp;quot;.  Strong Sad clearly says, &amp;quot;Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad.  You basically described that creep Se&amp;amp;ntilde;or Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little.&amp;quot;  I didn't quite get that, though.  I finally did get it after watching the short.  No one really listens to Strong Sad anyway, and previously, Strong Bad referred to that character as &amp;quot;Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, my favorite character is Strong Bad.  Senor Cardgage is cool, too (creepy, but cool).  My favorite email is &amp;quot;[[death metal]]&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>User talk:2Fast2Furious</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;/* 2 Things */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Welcome!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay.  Who was logging me off? &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 12:50 31 March 2006&lt;br /&gt;
:Most likely the settings of your browser or computer. Specifically, if you want to stay logged in between visits to the site, you have to have cookies enabled, though if you just randomly found yourself logged out in the middle of a visit there might be something more complicated going on. &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 18:01, 31 March 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Hi. That happened to me a few days ago too, no idea why. Cookie must ghave expired or something. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:04, 31 March 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Images==&lt;br /&gt;
How do you upload images?  I would like a picture of me to put on my user page.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 10:46 2 May 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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:Please see [[Help:Image]]. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 14:49, 2 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::The image I tried to upload was bigger than the size recommended.  Is there any way to make it smaller?  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 11:26 2 May 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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:::You can resize the image in a program such as [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Photoshop]], and/or use the size attribute when coding the image: &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[[Image:Image.png|150px]]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:36, 2 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Was that the image you were going for, or would you like some help with it? I could remove the extra white from the image if you'd like, as well as stretch it to a usual looking ratio. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:48, 2 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, I would like the extra white to be removed.  Thanks.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 21:22 2 May 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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That was the image I was going for.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]]&lt;br /&gt;
*And I would like to be stretched to a usual looking ratio.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Guys, I don't know how to stretch the image to a usual looking ratio or remove the extra white myself.  Can someone please answer this.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious]] 20:46 4 May 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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:I'm sorry, I totally forgot about this conversation. I'll get right on it. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:49, 5 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::That's the best I can do without access to the original image. What program did you use to save that file? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:53, 5 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I went the Adobe program and trimmed the image.  Then, I copied it onto Microsoft Paint.  It still exceeded the size recommended for the wiki, so I had to shrink it some more.  &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 7:28 5 May 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fanstuff ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, if you want to post fanstuff, you need to take it to the [[HRFWiki:Main Page|Fanstuff Wiki]]. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:58, 13 January 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes. This is not the place to include [[Wikipedia:Aloysius Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] or any character from another show in the toons. [[User:Uncle Jim|Uncle Jim]] 23:46, 18 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Editing talk comments ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Cedric. Thanks for being willing to help find and fix spelling mistakes, but except in rare cases, we don't edit the comments made by other users in talk threads, even if they have mistakes in them. You are more than welcome to find mistakes in articles. In fact, you're encouraged to do so! :) &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:47, 25 January 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Changing username ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Changing your name is fine, but to do so, please log in ''as your old name'' on [[HRWiki:Changing username]] and put in a change request. Thanks. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:21, 4 February 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Weclome back! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, glad to see you're staying. Just a FYI: typing &amp;quot;rv/v&amp;quot; in an edit summary is shorthand for &amp;quot;reverted/vandalism&amp;quot; so all the mods will be peeking to see who vandalized your page. I bet you didn't know that! Well, that's cool, you do now. Hope all is well. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:49, 6 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Cedric, that was rude! &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:Mariusz|Mariusz]] 00:42, 11 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not sure what I did that you thought was rude, but you didn't have to blank my user page. &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|2Fast2Furious]] 00:50, 11 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm telling Mr. Lehr! And leave [[Wikipedia:Hilary Duff|Hilary Duff]] alone! She's ''my'' girlfriend! &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:Mariusz|Mariusz]] 01:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Happy Birthday ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Combolations Helvetica {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:22, 2 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Thanks. &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:2Fast2Furious|Ced]] 15:24, 2 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Hey bud. It's your uncle Bill. How are you doing? --[[User:Bill Hart|Uncle Bill]] 17:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey. I'm doing all right. --[[User:2Fast2Furious|Ced]] 17:56, 15 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Why are you leaving, Ced? --[[User:Bill Hart|Uncle Bill]] 23:10, 15 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It appears I'm not a very productive user. --[[User:2Fast2Furious|Ced]] 14:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Well, everyone makes mistakes. My edits got reverted, too. --{{User:Bill Hart/sig}} 14:04, 16 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Goodbye==&lt;br /&gt;
I am logging off now. --{{User:2Fast2Furious/sig}} 22:33, 23 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 2 Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Welcome back, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and happy late birthday! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:44, 14 November 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Tanks. --{{User:2Fast2Furious/sig}} 21:14, 14 November 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Cedric. You're gonna be 26 in less than [[2 years]]. --[[User:School of Rock|School]] 02:40, 9 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Soy un perdedor. Cedric is a loser, so why don't we kill him? --[[User:Beck|Beck]] 12:41, 9 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>User talk:Jay/Archive3</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;/* Sig talk */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive2]] for old discussions.''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive]] for older discussions.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sorry==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Jay, sorry 'bout breaking up the pages with my sig. I didn't realize I had added an extra return in there. Thanks for fixing it {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
: Not a big deal. Everyone's new once. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Cool {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 01:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Hey Jay- while I'm here I just thought I would ask you this: (I would just wait for it to be partrolled, but I just wanted to check it with you) is my question of the day on my user page too much like a real STUFF or is it ok? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::My problem with it isn't STUFF related; it is strongly encouraged on this Wiki not to encourage other people to edit your own User page for any reason (we had a long and bloody fight over this when it came to &amp;quot;Guestbooks&amp;quot;.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:38, 9 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Ok, so would it be fine if I moved it over to my talk page? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:51, 9 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I don't have a problem with that myself, but I don't know how other sysops will view it (though I doubt they'll have a problem with it; many users have mini-&amp;quot;contests&amp;quot; expecting answers on their talk pages). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Cool, well see what happens. It's still a possibly that nobody will respond and I'll take it off. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sig issue ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I had the same thing happen when the three ~'s didn't become a sig. Odd, any idea why? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) (Just to try it here: {{User:Qermaq/sig}})&lt;br /&gt;
:This is a [[HRWiki:autocolumn#Known limitations|known limitation]] of the autocolumn feature. It will be fixed when we upgrade to MediaWiki 1.6. Coincidentally, I have already spent part of this afternoon working on debugging it. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Ah, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That a splains that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== About &amp;quot;japanese cartoon&amp;quot;... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hi, Jay.  I wanted to make a comment about the NES endings easter egg, particularly the Metroid ending, and it didn't seem appropriate to bring it up in the cartoon discussion (plus it wouldn't make sense to anyone besides us).  Since you don't have a listed e-mail, I'll bring it up here.  The screen that it shows, &amp;quot;You Fulfiled Your Mission&amp;quot;, et. al., either features a Samus Aran in her normal suit or, if you enter a certain code (the famed JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ code, for example), a suitless Samus, as it shows in this instance.  VGMuseum shows both variants as an animated gif.  Both variants do not show in the same ending, you either get the normal variant or the suitless variant if you put in a suitable code.  It is the following screen which is then based upon time, and that screen does not feature any sort of text.  When the game is completed under 3 hours, that screen also shows Samus in a red suit...whereas if Samus is suitless, she will always be seen in a green suit on the first screen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Anyway, I just felt like mentioning it.  By the time you read this, I will probably have edited the page again and I wanted to explain the reasoning behind it instead of it potentially resulting in a siutation where we are constantly changing each others' edits.  Otherwise...keep up the good work with editing the wiki and I'll do likewise. -- [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 16:27, 27 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S.  You are free to make this entry [[DELETED]] shortly after you read this, since it may not be the sort of thing necessarily to have in your archives.  :)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CGNU fight song==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Jay. I was wondering if you could upload the rest of the song for the three clefs. So can you upload the rest of the song, please? Also, I think that maybe it could then be placed in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] page.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 22:53, 30 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I don't think that's necessary. I was trying to illustrate a point; a point I feel has been made and I'd just as soon delete what I already have if there are no objections. And if we have to transcribe the CGNU song, what about The Cheat is Not Dead? What about the Homestar Runner Theme Song? What about every song except MAYBE the raps? Seems rather unnecessary. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The edit on the Admin thing. I was going to revert it, but it really just creeped me out.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: It doesn't matter as long as someone reverts it. Heck, I only didn't revert it because Qermaq got to it first. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I almost [[Puking|puked]].--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It wasn't ''that'' bad. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Well, thats really just me. I don't want to say anymore.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Inappropriate? Absolutely no argument. Vandalism? Of course. But come on, it was just some really vague sexual references. Sexuality is a normal human concept. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I would agree. The vandalism was inappropriate, but the subject matter would be considered appropriate for adults (outside the workplace and other similar areas) by society. I've seen more graphic stuff on the TV. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Yeah, almost everyone over, like, 11 or 12 has seen stuff like that. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Which is a problem in our society. The reason why I might have gotten sick, was because of that I have been raised without it.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::That is true - we do need to be cautious here because of the kids who have not (we are not in a position to educate young minds in how to deal with that, that's a parent's job) and in recognition that there are a few folks here and there who happen to simply have an aversion to anything in this particular theme. Out of respect to them, we need to be diligent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:53, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::I am personally of the persuasion that vague sexual references aren't damaging to children at all and that some people blow them way out of proportion, but that said, I never said it wasn't inappropriate or vandalism. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I was going to revert it as well but Qermaq beat me to it. It's Okay to feel uncomfortable when seeing that kind of thing, H*bad. But then again that may be what the vandal was trying to do....Hmm... {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 02:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== SB answering emails ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, he answered [[rampage|mine]]. HOOWAY!! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 23:28, 25 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wish Strong Bad would answer my emails.(All 50 of them) -{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:06, 30 June 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Lucky! But we shouldn't feel bad because you do hear more people saying randomly &amp;quot;he answered my e-mail&amp;quot; more than just in the middle of something &amp;quot;he didn't answer my e-mail&amp;quot; matt said they get anywhere from 2,000 e-mails a day, which are pretty slim chances. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry about just deleting that fun fact. I guess I should have STUFF'D it, but it seemed really obvious to me at the time. I tried to figure out which I should do from the &amp;quot;Help&amp;quot; page but it seemed deliberately vague. Just so you know, STUFFing was my next step if it showed on the original article again; I wouldn't have repeatedly deleted it. [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 04:44, 4 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Not a huge deal; I just felt like circumventing the problem before there was one. I can see how someone unfamiliar with French might not realize the origin of the phrase. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, i know why it doesnt work! Im using Firefox, i tested it in IE and it didnt work, so thats why. [[user:x66x66|x66x66]] 1:58 7/18/06&lt;br /&gt;
: Hm... that could be it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Spelling of &amp;quot;Gip&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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: I see your comment in the themesong page. Why don't you note that what SB typed is a mis-spelling? Other transcripts do that. &amp;quot;Gyp&amp;quot; is a slur, related to Gypsies' reputation as thieves. That's why &amp;quot;gyp&amp;quot; is the correct spelling. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::You do realise that the first link you gave [http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp] says that it's also spelled &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot;?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Sure. But the second [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip] doesn't say anything about it (this meaning). &amp;quot;Gip&amp;quot; is obviously not considered a canonical spelling of this particular term by the American Heritage Dictionary, but variant instead. Why don't we add it to the transcript with the note about SB's variant spelling? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: That first link you gave is GIP in all caps. Did you see this article [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip-1]? Variants are not misspellings, and are not really important to note. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: It is also questionable that &amp;quot;gyp&amp;quot; really is a slur (see the [[Wiktionary:Gyp|Wiktionary]], though as we discovered earlier today, &amp;quot;gip&amp;quot; is actually not present there for some reason.) We had this discussion earlier today. At any rate, '''Strong Bad actually types the word &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot;''', and according to our [[HRWiki:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]], what Strong Bad types is what we type, whether misspelled, nonsensical, or contrary to what he actually says (though in that last case, we also note what he actually says.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:46, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: That's why I didn't put the slur under &amp;quot;Fun Facts&amp;quot; -  I know lots of people would howl about it. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: [[http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur It's clear]]. Maybe not to lots of people in general, especially Americans, but it's not imaginary. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: Even if we accept it, why does it matter to the topic at hand? Many dictionaries accept &amp;quot;gip&amp;quot; as a viable alternative. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Citations, please? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Why? I believe it's notable. Want me to find examples of SBEmail transcripts where similar things were noted? I'm only trying to note the spelling issue, not the slurring issue. That doens't belong in the transcript, but instead in Trivia or something. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gip] [http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/gip.html] [http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0131600.html] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:07, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then it would be a valid precedent. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then I will happily remove it there too, 'cause I really don't think variants are notable. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Comedy Stylings ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=theme_song&amp;amp;curid=26453&amp;amp;diff=354373&amp;amp;oldid=354371 this] - what's abnormal about the construction &amp;quot;comedy stylings&amp;quot;? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: It's certainly not something I hear on anything remotely resembling a normal basis. And it certainly sounds more awkward than &amp;quot;headbrow style&amp;quot; (given what it's representing; a hair style) and &amp;quot;With the e-mail style, get it over with!&amp;quot;, both of which are currently on the &amp;quot;Style&amp;quot; page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Hmm. I was under the impression that the page was not for citing usage of &amp;quot;style&amp;quot; when it's a common phrase in American English. Not that it's necessarily authoritative, a [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&amp;amp;word1=%22headbrow+style%22&amp;amp;word2=%22comedy+stylings%22 GoogleFight] between the examples we've cited proves interesting. Fact is, there's a LOT of examples of this phrase's usage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:12, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That's got nothing to do with the odd usage of &amp;quot;stylings&amp;quot; and more to do with the usage of the word &amp;quot;headbrow&amp;quot;. Like I said before, it represents a hair style. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Same age==&lt;br /&gt;
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You're the same age as me, Jay. Were you born in [[Wikipedia:1982|1982]]? That's the year I was born. Is your real name Michaell Jay Jiminez? I remember a Michaell Jiminez from school. &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:Brian Barbera|Brian Barbera]] 00:08, 11 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yes, I was born in 1982, but, no, my name isn't Michael which whatever. My real name can be found via information on my user page, but it's not ON my user page. And that's all I'm saying about that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My revert ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know I've been talking to Lapper on IRC and he is almost done with the whole transcript (he's apparently not doing it in installments like I do, but getting it all done at once). That's why I reverted back to the inprogress tag. Just wanted to clarify. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 22 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Well, okay, but an hour with no updates does look suspiciously like an abandoned transcript... I mean, you can understand why I removed it, right? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Absolutely. Would have thought of the same thing if I hadn't been in IRC to check up on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 20X6 Homsar?? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Does Homsar really have a 20X6 counerpart? I can't find it on the [[characters#20X6|characters]] page... {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:26, 24 August 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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:Jay only said that he's not the only one to have no 20X6 counterpart.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: '''EDIT CONFLICT'D!!''' ''(Ow! My response! But I'm saying it anyway.)'' You misunderstood. My reasoning was this:&lt;br /&gt;
:# If you say &amp;quot;Homsar is the only main character without an Old-Timey counterpart&amp;quot;, without mentioning 20X6, then the statement is true.&lt;br /&gt;
:# If you say &amp;quot;Homsar is the only main character without a 20X6 counterpart&amp;quot;, without mentioning Old-Timey, then the statement is false (Bubs, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith also have no 20X6 counterparts, and the counterparts of Marzipan and The Cheat have yet to actually ''do'' anything. Even [[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] got an appearance in a 'toon.)&lt;br /&gt;
: Thus, the fact as written was misleading and added an unnecessary complication. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Subtitles ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Jay. We've now got a [[HRWiki:Subtitles|dedicated subtitles page]]. Organization is still a bit chaotic, but we're getting there. We've defined the new format now, and put a downloadable testing environment online. The new format is backwards compatible, so you won't have to re-do everything just yet. And if you put your subtitles on the wiki, then I'm sure they'll get fixed &amp;quot;magically&amp;quot; ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sleep! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Go To Bed!! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:09, 3 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Secret Page ==&lt;br /&gt;
THe link really is dead. It now gives a 404.&lt;br /&gt;
: Someone needs to read the top of the very page they edited... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Variations ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Jay. I'm wondering what led to &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Coach_Z&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=365852 this group of edits]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;. The reason I ask is because you removed so much information from each page, and I was trying to find either where that information was already listed on each page or the discussion about why it shouldn't be listed at all. Cheers! &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: The section was too poorly-defined and many users were adding random [[Nicknames]] to the lists. Some of them may yet be notable, but we need to be consistent about what the category contains. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== We have our first winner! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Awesomeguy.JPG|thumb|Congratulations on winning!]]&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: I do use this certificate for other things. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 16:29, 16 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sorry about the transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I jumped the gun and tried to finish off the &amp;quot;retirement B&amp;quot; transcript before you did.  I was just trying to help, but I can see why it would be a nuisance.  You did a much better job than I could have.  I imagine more annoying things happen all the time , but I just wanted to say that I've learned my lesson.  Sorry!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: No, no, I may have over-reacted, but the #1 annoyance when trying to write a transcript is edit conflicts. It's why I put the &amp;quot;In progrss&amp;quot; tag on the transcript twice. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: This reminds me of my high school history teacher who liked to interpret velvet &amp;quot;do not cross&amp;quot; ropes as a suggestion rather than a rule.  She has photos of her at the Smithsonian Museum doing things like sitting on stools used for Civil Rights sit-ins.  I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested yet.  Anyway, the important thing is that we have an awesome transcript already and no permanent harm was done.  Sorry again!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[pregnancy]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thx for moving it to [[Pregnancy]] to avoid further confusion. I saw it in my &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;cursor: help&amp;quot; title=&amp;quot;Google Desktop&amp;quot;&amp;gt;GD&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; web clips and got really excited because I thought a new SBEmail was out. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sorry on [[Let us give TANKS!]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry my computer said that those words needed spaces. - {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 23:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ninja Gaiden ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though, as you noticed, Ninja Gaiden isn't the right game this time, I discovered the reference in Under Construction about a day after I [http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/3/3d/20061107082502%21NES_Ending.jpg used it] for a challenge. Although I was kicking myself for not making the trivia question ask about that toon, I was consoled by the fact that it's ten times more fun to watch Under Construction after having seen the Ninja Gaiden intro. Keep on tranglin', {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:50, 23 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hey, question!!==&lt;br /&gt;
About how big is the everybody everybody poster.  I might buy it.  Is it worth it?  {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:The poster is 36&amp;quot; wide by 24&amp;quot; high.  See [[HRStore:posters.html]].&amp;amp;nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Wouldn't do much good to ask me anyway - it's actually not in my current apartment! (Or, if it is, I can't find it for the life of me...) I think my mother took all my posters when I moved; no idea what she did with them, as her interests don't exactly intersect with mine much. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jaycemberween, Jay?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hats off to you, my doge. I got a good chuckle out of that. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My bad edit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry about that &amp;quot;retirement: goofs&amp;quot; edit. I wasn't thinking properly. Thanks for reverting it! (After I hit the &amp;quot;save page&amp;quot; button, I was like, &amp;quot;wait a sec...&amp;quot; but didn't revert it in time.) [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 04:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Help out ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info.  The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone.  Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, &amp;quot;and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--&amp;quot; and then gets interrupted.  Please help out.  I am sending this to all sysops.  --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
: Wow. Seriously, wow. I was, uh, thinking about that very running gag earlier today. We have the &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; in [[morning routine|routine]], the &amp;quot;Th&amp;quot; [[bottom 10|you mentioned]], whatever Adam West would have said in [[long pants]]... As for a name... Partial-Word Interruptions? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 31 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Hey, thanks.  I'll keep working at it. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:::You are kinda reaching the point of spamming, though. Tone it down a bit. People who check Recent Changes will see it, trust me. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Apologies??? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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As a reply to [[Subtitles talk:sbemail167/en]], there was only one easter egg to subtitle. And besides, I'd still be in check, what with being the subtitle creator for three consecutive SBEmails (I don't want to brag any more nor do I want to in the first place) before giving it off to [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] because she wanted to do a sub script. And anyway, my computer gets sluggish as well. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: My apologies were because the &amp;quot;pageinprogress&amp;quot; template was still on the page, but because my computer shut itself down, I got no opportunities to remove it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== In Regards to SB's mouth in Record Book ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Even in the old animations, whenever SB makes an o sound, including the ou sound, his mouth turns round. It did when he said round, which has the same vowel sound as mouth. Yet when he said mouth in the email, his mouth did not turn round as it was supposed to. This is especially noteworthy as he was contesting his mouth being rectangular all the time when the goof was made.&lt;br /&gt;
: It's not consistent enough to call it a &amp;quot;Goof&amp;quot; though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Arguments ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly?  I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit, thereby indicating your current presence. If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Today's April Fools Day, silly! Also, the wiki was temporarily down. I dunno why, but it was. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I have addressed this issue. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Happy freakin' birthday ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Happy being 25. I've done pretty well at it for these 10 months... no doubt you'll do the same. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:So, apparently they don't have a word for [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Latin-derived numerical names|25 years]] like [[alternate universe|sesquicentenn-email]]. Oh well, happy [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Traditional list|Silver Jubilee]]! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:37, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Latin?  Happy XXV day!&amp;amp;nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Hah, Jay's a quarter-of-a-century old. Happy 1/4, Jay. &amp;amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 02:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::You definitely get 5 to 10 extra credit points on account it is your birthday. ;-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Happy day of birth! Lessee.. I'm 25 in... nope, too small an attention span. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:22, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Happy D. You've got a long way to go, my little friend. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Hey! It's your birthday? Are we gonna party like it's your birthday?  Happy (age(Stux)-1)+&amp;quot;th&amp;quot; birthday! My these messages pile up fast! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:29, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Sever your 25 to the lest, please. It's the greatest day.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Happy 9,131st Day, Jay! &amp;amp;mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:12, 4 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The point of an edit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Jay. While I don't argue substantially with your edit [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MixMastah_800&amp;amp;curid=34997&amp;amp;diff=466899&amp;amp;oldid=466889 here], I'd love if you added your two cents in the talk page you referenced, rather than communicate solely through the summary. Hope to see your input. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:26, 6 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Five&amp;amp;diff=468221&amp;amp;oldid=468220&amp;amp;rcid=423171 this edit summary] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no reason to get upset. Had you explained that the first time, i wouldn't have reverted you. Had you explained it the second time, i wouldn't have reverted you again. You did not, however, explain this, and i had no reason to think that you were correct. Now that you have explained this, i understand. Please try to explain things like this in the future, rather than simply reverting me with no explanation, ok? Crapfully yours, {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:15, 10 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I gave an explanation; I'd have figured checking the other DVD pages to see that this was what was done with them would have been obvious, personally. Sorry I yelled, but I hate edit wars, especially over an established standard. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:16, 10 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I too hate edit wars, and if i had been aware that it was an established standard, you can bet i would have left it. I don't mind it being caps like that, really i don't. But I DO mind inconsistency. Yes, the obvious this would have been to check the other pages, and I admit that it was probably stupid not to, but people aren't always smart. As such, I believe patience is required. I also get annoyed at stupidity from time to time, and i understand how annoying it can be. I apologize for this misunderstanding. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:07, 10 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Help?==&lt;br /&gt;
Hi, I'm a new user here.  I already asked Dot Com for some help, but he's too busy to respond.  I think someone from a commitee or something is supposed to help me, but since no one has, I was hoping you could help me out? -Elkmiester&lt;br /&gt;
: I'm a little unclear on the question. There is a &amp;quot;Welcoming committee&amp;quot; that gives out links to new users. Is that what you mean? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:13, 24 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Although, the welcoming committee doesn't give out links anymore. It gives out welcomes. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Nonsense? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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While I don't think it deserves a page, I wanted to make sure that you knew that Poop Smoke is indeed a secret song that can be found on the Homestar Runner website. Now that I think about it, I'm sure you already knew that, but I wanted to know if that's what you meant by &amp;quot;nonsense&amp;quot;. &amp;amp;mdash;{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:21, 3 July 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Uh, no, I didn't know that at all... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:04, 3 July 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yeah, I didn't know about that either. [[Secret Pages#Poop Smoke|here it is]], though... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:17, 3 July 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It wasn't just &amp;quot;for a personal reason;&amp;quot; it was specifically for surgery. Are there actually other widely-known cases of talk show hosts who have done that exact thing? If there are, I will politely step down, but I wish you hadn't used sarcasm to explain your deletion; that's something I really don't like to see on this site.&lt;br /&gt;
: Surgery is almost universal in modern society. Am I to believe that Letterman is the only talk-show host ever that took an absence due to it? I'm aware of small-time radio talk show hosts getting temporary replacements for every reason under the sun; surely not as widely-known as Letterman, but who said it had to be a widely-known case? And I'm sarcastic a lot; I'm sorry if it seemed abrasive but it wasn't meant to be. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:57, 3 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: For more discussion, see [[Talk:original#Letterman|this section]]. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 4 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Actually, I just hadn't paid much attention to my userbox in a while. Thanks! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
S-s-s-s-S-s-s-s... Get out of bed. ''{touches Jay with snuffle. Jay falls out of bed}'' &amp;amp;mdash;[[Special:Contributions/Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:48, 28 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? The? Pfargtl? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:03, 28 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Um, that is a vandal that was blocked by Trey56.--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 08:08, 28 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Secret Stinko Sprite ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi.  I'm that anonny.  I knew there had to be a reason for that empty space there, but I never exactly checked it out on my own.  Great job not being lazy! -[[User:141.133.145.118|141.133.145.118]] 18:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You left out a semicolon after the [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern|Overanalysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern]] thing. I couldn't fix it 'cause your page is protected. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 12:50, 5 November 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You can't access The Thnikkamaaaaan! (Yeah, shut up, Wiki!) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So, uh, WHY can I not access [[The Thnikkaman]] or its Talk page? Notably, I can access The Thnikkaman through its history, but there doesn't seem to be anything unusual there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What is ESPECIALLY weird is that the error page I'm brought to has &amp;quot;thnikkaman&amp;quot; (but not &amp;quot;THE thnikkaman&amp;quot; as is the page's name) in its URL. What the pfargtl? Did someone higher up on the chain than me have something to do with this? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;TBC got a cease and desist from the makers of the real Thnikkaman game, and so we had to temporarily shut the page down.  It'll be rereleased under the name &amp;quot;Who said what now?&amp;quot; soon.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;  Um, I dunno.  -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 17:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::What's funny is that I was having a thought very similar to that. ;) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's really frustrating that you're trying to get around the &amp;quot;This is real&amp;quot; message. All it does is send me more database errors. The message seems completely self-explanatory to me: &amp;quot;There is an error accessing the The Thnikkaman page. The page will be unavailable until the error can be resolved. Thanks for your patience.&amp;quot; In other words, we're aware of the problem, we've taken steps to fix it, so keep your pants on until we do and stop messing around in the system. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Gee, I'm sorry that I saw a problem with incredibly limited info and, as a sysop, felt the need to find out what I could and at least make an attempt at fixing it. I won't do it again. 9_9 --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Are you serious? You know better than that. You got the pretty error message telling everyone to be patient. When you went around the error, you got a more severe database error. Several times. Instead of posting on the wiki about a temporary problem, you should log on to IRC and ask someone whether we're aware of it. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:03, 17 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You don realise that it is April Fools Day already in some countries, don't you? It's almost eleven hours into it here. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 23:41, 31 March 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Eh, well, point, I guess... &amp;gt;_&amp;gt; --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 31 March 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey there, Jay, and welcome to our wiki. I see that you changed your signature, and now it doesn't conform to our standards anymore. It's slighly too short. Could you please fix that? Thanks for understanding, and keep on trangling{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:20, 1 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Oh, man!!! It's too short?! Dangit, I guess I need to pad it out some!!! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:23, 1 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Thanks, dude. This makes your talk page contributions much easier to find!!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:40, 1 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Happy Jayday!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:46, 3 April 2008 (UTC)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Happy friggin' birthday!! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:06, 3 April 2008 (UTC)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Jay, Happy Birthday!  Sincer[[The S is for Sucks|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''HOISON&amp;amp;nbsp;SAUCE'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;i&amp;amp;nbsp;lieks&amp;amp;nbsp;te&amp;amp;nbsp;pu&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;DD&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;ing!!!&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;[[Special:Random|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #FF8000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;'''''THAT'S&amp;amp;nbsp;A&amp;amp;nbsp;LOT!&amp;amp;nbsp;A&amp;amp;nbsp;LOT!&amp;amp;nbsp;A&amp;amp;nbsp;LOT!&amp;amp;nbsp;A&amp;amp;nbsp;LO'''''&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #0000FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;ert+y67p&amp;lt;/small&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[Main Page|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #00FF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;NICE&amp;amp;nbsp;TRY!!&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;I&amp;amp;nbsp;can&amp;amp;nbsp;do&amp;amp;nbsp;it&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;nine&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;hundred&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;nine&amp;amp;nbsp;thousand&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;and ninety&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;million&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;times!!! &amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;The [[User:Trey56|Trey]] is for [[User talk:Trey56|mongoose]]!&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #FF00FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE.'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:31, 3 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Should have known I wouldn't be hearing the last of that one. :) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh cwap! I set the alarm for {{CURRENTTIME}} PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go shopping for Jay's birthday today! Oh cwap! It's Jay's birthday already! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 19:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I can't believe you're 26. [[User:2Fast2Furious|Cedric]] will be 26 in just two more years, or... not ''even'' that. Where does the time go? --[[User:School of Rock|School]] 02:39, 9 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Regarding [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fonts_By_Toon&amp;amp;curid=40442&amp;amp;diff=556480&amp;amp;oldid=556446 this], I did put some thought into where to list that, and was left in doubt with my decision.  The reason I listed it under &amp;quot;Not on the Site&amp;quot; was because the Flash file itself isn't hosted at homestarrunner.com.  Anyway, I'm certainly willing to accept that, for the moment, the Advertisement ''is'' &amp;quot;on the site&amp;quot;, but I'm not sold on the idea that it's a Short.  TBC themselves haven't categorized it, as far as I can tell.  But, anyway, for what it's worth I have no problem leaving it listed where it is for now.  I will, however, be keeping an eye on it to make sure we correctly document it if/when it gets categorized, or if/when it gets removed from the site.  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:44, 11 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Nondescript Nouns ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I did.  I guess it was just moved rather than deleted.  My apologies. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 06:12, 29 April 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== TGS capitalisation ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi! Thanks for the note. Actually the earlier transcript wasn't by me; I've changed what was there now. I tend to work on the whole thing in one go when I do transcripts. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Oh, okay. My bad for not checking the history then. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 14:38, 12 May 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Ages_of_Characters&amp;amp;diff=574296&amp;amp;oldid=571246&amp;amp;rcid=532113 What's a later?] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It's like litter, loiter, looter, and all the other stuff that causes inappropriate peer to teen choice misspellings. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:33, 7 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: To be more specific, it's apparently when Wbwolf misunderstands the word - the previous edit was changing the word from &amp;quot;latter&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;later&amp;quot;. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:42, 7 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Um... I had a.... food in the oven. Yeah... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sig talk ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Jay I have a question. How do you put an icon by your signature? Please explain on my talk page. Thanks [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 16:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I see this question's already been answered on your own talk page; I recommend following the links there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Soy un perdedor. Jay is a loser, so why don't we kill him? --[[User:Beck|Beck]] 12:39, 9 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;C&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''TheOptimistFool'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;mdash;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(t'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange;font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''c)'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; OptiFrl323&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;talk&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &amp;amp;middot; [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;edits&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimstern Fäuler&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACE}}|{{TALKSPACE}}|--|&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;--&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;}}[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;optim&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;C&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|It's opt fool]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4880CA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#457BC4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4074B9&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3B6CAE&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3563A2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#305B95&amp;quot;&amp;gt;8&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2A528A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;6&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#264C81&amp;quot;&amp;gt;8&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Marzi Couch.png|45px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;FONT COLOR=&amp;quot;#336699&amp;quot; FACE=&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''TheFool'''''&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #9999FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Opt''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #006633&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Talk)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier; color:#666;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;opfool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|t]] | [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|ed]])&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|OF]]'''[[Image:Ayjo.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:#633&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist6477&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[Image:sbemail158.png|28px]] [[special:mypage|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:#909&amp;quot;&amp;gt;you&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/7/72/update-sb.png/20px-update-sb.png] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:red;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Opt the Fool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d9/Buttdance_small.gif]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash; [[Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif]] '''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#222&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#444&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#666&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#888&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#222&amp;quot;&amp;gt;F&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#444&amp;quot;&amp;gt;o&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#666&amp;quot;&amp;gt;o&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#888&amp;quot;&amp;gt;l&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]''' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller; color:#bbf;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#88f&amp;quot;&amp;gt;talk&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Opti&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:OptimisticFool http://www.freewebs.com/samfisher1022/SF%20sig.jpg]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Fooler&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;]] [[User_talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Come in, Lambert.)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: blue;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Image:shield.png|20px]] &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: green;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Talking is fun.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png][[User:OptimisticFool |''' O P T ''']][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:JustLeRestige.png|17px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;FONT COLOR=&amp;quot;#791A1A&amp;quot; face=&amp;quot;Georgia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''OptiFool''&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: Kristen ITC, Comic Sans MS;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|User:AFoolOfOpti]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|@]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[mailto:webmaster@aol.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/Devon_character_icon.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[mailto:webmaster@apple.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/DevonM_icon.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|OptimF]]([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]]·[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|cont-ribs]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist Fooler&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;ndash; [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''T'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''he'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''O'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''ptimist'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''''~'''''[[User:OptimisticFool| &amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #414141; font-family:Georgia&amp;quot; &amp;gt;'''''Opti'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #d00000; font-family:Georgia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''Fool'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Somebunny better keep this^ for posterity...&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, I was cool enough for my sig to be here. Ha. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 18:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehee... -[[secret identity|Cara Carabowditbowdit]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't care what you say anymore, this is [[Special:Contributions/Mr. Conrad|my life]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone&lt;br /&gt;
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'Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll, and I don't need none of this pop stuff!&lt;br /&gt;
:Get out of here, [[Special:Contributions/Dewey Finn|Dewey]]! You've been banned!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:54:22 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Potential New Sigs==&lt;br /&gt;
In no particular order:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;autocolumn cols=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;33%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/7/78/UserLoafingSig.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png|[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png]}}[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3D59AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''Opto'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#778899&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''56'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash;&amp;amp;nbsp;'''''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#F00010&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#E00020&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#D00030&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#C00040&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B00050&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#A00060&amp;quot;&amp;gt;s&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#900070&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#800080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#700090&amp;quot;&amp;gt;0&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#6000A0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;3&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#5000B0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4000C0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3000D0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2000E0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;M&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#1000F0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#0000FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;|[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4000C0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3000D0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2000E0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#1000F0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;l&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#0000FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;k&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]''}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACEE}}| STUFF | &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt; [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optim Foolyo&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;now quit buggin' me&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; |  &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot; title=&amp;quot;Now with 50% more bounce!&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optim Foolyo&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;boing!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#F00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Optimist'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#00F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''fooler'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#800080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(talk)'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''''&amp;amp;mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: purple;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Elfool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] '''''&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(contribs)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;C&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''TheOptimistFool'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;mdash;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(t'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange;font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''c)'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; OptiFrl323&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;talk&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &amp;amp;middot; [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#90F;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;edits&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimstern Fäuler&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACE}}|{{TALKSPACE}}|--|&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;--&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;}}[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;optim&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#006699;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;C&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|It's opt fool]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4880CA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#457BC4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4074B9&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3B6CAE&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3563A2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#305B95&amp;quot;&amp;gt;8&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2A528A&amp;quot;&amp;gt;6&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#264C81&amp;quot;&amp;gt;8&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Marzi Couch.png|45px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;FONT COLOR=&amp;quot;#336699&amp;quot; FACE=&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''TheFool'''''&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #9999FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Opt''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #006633&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Talk)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier; color:#666;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;opfool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|t]] | [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|ed]])&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|OF]]'''[[Image:Ayjo.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:#633&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist6477&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[Image:sbemail158.png|28px]] [[special:mypage|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:#909&amp;quot;&amp;gt;you&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/7/72/update-sb.png/20px-update-sb.png] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:font; color:red;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Opt the Fool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d9/Buttdance_small.gif]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash; [[Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif]] '''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#222&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#444&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#666&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#888&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#222&amp;quot;&amp;gt;F&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#444&amp;quot;&amp;gt;o&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#666&amp;quot;&amp;gt;o&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#888&amp;quot;&amp;gt;l&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]''' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller; color:#bbf;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#88f&amp;quot;&amp;gt;talk&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Opti&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:OptimisticFool http://www.freewebs.com/samfisher1022/SF%20sig.jpg]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Fooler&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;]] [[User_talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Come in, Lambert.)&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: blue;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Image:shield.png|20px]] &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: green;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Talking is fun.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png][[User:OptimisticFool |''' O P T ''']][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:JustLeRestige.png|17px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;FONT COLOR=&amp;quot;#791A1A&amp;quot; face=&amp;quot;Georgia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''OptiFool''&amp;lt;/FONT&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: Kristen ITC, Comic Sans MS;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|User:AFoolOfOpti]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|@]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[mailto:webmaster@aol.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/Devon_character_icon.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[mailto:webmaster@apple.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/DevonM_icon.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|OptimF]]([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]]·[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|cont-ribs]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist Fooler&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;ndash; [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''T'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''he'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''O'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''ptimist'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''''~'''''[[User:OptimisticFool| &amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #414141; font-family:Georgia&amp;quot; &amp;gt;'''''Opti'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color: #d00000; font-family:Georgia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''Fool'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Somebunny better keep this^ for posterity...&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, I was cool enough for my sig to be here. Ha. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 18:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehee... -[[secret identity|Cara Carabowditbowdit]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't care what you say anymore, this is [[Special:Contributions/Mr. Conrad|my life]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone&lt;br /&gt;
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'Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll, and I don't need none of this pop stuff!&lt;br /&gt;
:Get out of here, [[User:Dewey Finn|Dewey]]! You've been banned!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:53:38 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Potential New Sigs==&lt;br /&gt;
In no particular order:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;autocolumn cols=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;33%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist]]&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/7/78/UserLoafingSig.png]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png|[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png]}}[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3D59AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''Opto'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#778899&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''''56'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;amp;mdash;&amp;amp;nbsp;'''''[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;O&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#F00010&amp;quot;&amp;gt;p&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#E00020&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#D00030&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#C00040&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B00050&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#A00060&amp;quot;&amp;gt;s&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#900070&amp;quot;&amp;gt;t&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#800080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#700090&amp;quot;&amp;gt;0&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#6000A0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;3&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#5000B0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;1&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4000C0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3000D0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2000E0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;M&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#1000F0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#0000FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;|[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#4000C0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#3000D0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#2000E0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#1000F0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;l&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#0000FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;k&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]''}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACEE}}| STUFF | &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot;&amp;gt; [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optim Foolyo&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;now quit buggin' me&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; |  &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;white-space: nowrap&amp;quot; title=&amp;quot;Now with 50% more bounce!&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optim Foolyo&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;boing!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#F00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Optimist'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#00F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''fooler'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Chalkboard; color:#800080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(talk)'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''''&amp;amp;mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: purple;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Elfool&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] '''''&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(contribs)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;-&amp;amp;nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#960;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Optimist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;nbsp;-&amp;amp;nbsp;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;T&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;C&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''TheOptimistFool'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;amp;mdash;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(t'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange;font-variant: small-caps&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''c)'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teehee... -[[secret identity|Cara Carabowditbowdit]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't care what you say anymore, this is [[Special:Contributions/Mr. Conrad|my life]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;redirect to User talk:Beck&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[User talk:Beck]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:11:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;Reset sandbox&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:42:51 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;'''I'm going to eat your children.'''&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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omg... *has terrible, [[senior prom|''terbirle'']] nightmares.*&lt;br /&gt;
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Odelay! Where it's at, I got two turntables and a microphone!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:28:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Baloneyman.png|180px|thumb|&amp;quot;BAAAAAA-LONEY!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The baloneym'n is bubs in a &amp;quot;sleigh&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
Bubs seems to own the only two automobiles.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bubs]] is full of baloney.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:09:22 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;The Main Page is all messed up; did someone hack it?&lt;br /&gt;
:Vandal. It's all better now. [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:08, 30 June 2008 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Vandal? Who's a vandal?&lt;br /&gt;
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Soy un perdedor&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a vandal baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don't you ban me?&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:18:08 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Gremlin</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Gremlinnormal.png|thumb|&amp;quot;And, the Goblin, he had a Gremlin!&amp;quot;...]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:gremlin_homestarloween.png|thumb|...&amp;quot;I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''The Gremlin''' is a 1973 [[Wikipedia:AMC_Gremlin|AMC Gremlin]] that was first used during the flashlight story in [[Homestarloween Party]] as [[The Goblin]]'s car. During the story, [[Bubs]] claims that The Goblin &amp;quot;jacked it up on some fat tires, tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak outback 750 double pumper [[Wikipedia:Edelbrock|Edelbrock]] intake bore over 30 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower&amp;quot;, and even added a [[Wikipedia:flux capacitor|flux capacitor]] from the  ''[[Back To The Future]]'' movies. It was then thrown offscreen by the [[Visor Robot]] but ended up relatively unscathed. After that cartoon, none of the customizations were ever seen again. &lt;br /&gt;
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It appeared in [[Where's The Cheat?]] in which [[Strong Mad]] turned it over in his search for [[The Cheat]], only to find The Goblin. It was then again used in [[dangeresque 3|Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?]] as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s car, despite its obvious inoperability. In [[Main Page 19]], the Gremlin appears when you mouse over the &amp;quot;[[Store]]&amp;quot; button.  It also made an appearance in the [[Senorial Day]] holiday short, mostly to give [[Senor Cardgage]]'s commercial a hint of &amp;quot;car sales&amp;quot; flavor, despite the event having apparently nothing to do with selling cars per se.  According to [[road trip]], the Gremlin has an eight-track player, and its windows and doors are broken so that they cannot be opened from the inside. From that cartoon it is hinted that the Gremlin might be in working condition, and the reason that Strong Bad is unable to drive it is that when he got the car, the keys were not included.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the action packed credit sequence of [[rough copy]], it appears that Strong Bad has gotten the Gremlin to run.  However, this may be confined only to action packed credit sequences.  Bubs was seen behind the wheel of the Gremlin during an Easter egg in [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], but it was sans tires, and standing on four [[Cinder Block|cinder blocks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Debut:''' [[Homestarloween Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Email [[road trip]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Vehicles]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:00:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Beck</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Gremlin</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;I'd like to see [[Strong Sad]] crash the [[Gremlin]] into a tanker truck. It would be hilarious to see him burn in the explosion.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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&lt;div&gt;In the year 3000, I will be a head in a glass jar.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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[[Image:coach-z.png|thumb|right|200px|&amp;quot;You can't just rush into the score zone!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Coach Z''' is the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]&amp;quot; of the residents of [[Free Country, USA]], though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches.  He has a strong [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] which sometimes gets him into trouble. He almost never says anything negative to anyone, and he often offers more encouragement than is needed.  When giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase &amp;quot;You can't just rush into the score zone&amp;quot;, which by now has lost its meaning.  He wears a blue and purple baseball cap and is famous for the large gold Z emblem around his waist, but nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. However, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]], and on more than one occasion, Coach Z has mentioned his [[pants]]. In [[shapeshifter]], Coach Z referred to his outfit as his &amp;quot;sweaty sweat-sweats&amp;quot;, which was seen to have at least one pocket.  His head is a white sphere with light gray circles for eyes.   Coach Z [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Coach Z's Face|lacks a nose or mouth]], but that doesn't stop him.  He is also one of the few main characters with clearly defined hands and feet; Coach Z's arms are long compared to his body, and very short legs leading to wide feet.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|Coach Z talking about his butt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Who Said What Now?|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|on her answering machine]] when he was drunk, and another during the commercial break of the 4Tst annual [[Fall Float Parade]]. In fact, in [[diorama]], he claims that Marzipan is his &amp;quot;gorgeous girlfriend&amp;quot;. He also cannot say the word &amp;quot;job&amp;quot;, as shown in the &amp;quot;[[A Jorb Well Done]]&amp;quot; cartoon. He sometimes may pronounce it as &amp;quot;jorb&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;jaerb&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;jareoarb&amp;quot;. He has a drinking problem and can frequently be seen consuming [[Listerine|mouthwash]], as seen in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], among other appearances. In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental and gender confusion problems, as evidenced by the time he spent &amp;quot;talking to his parents&amp;quot; on a [[disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes &amp;quot;forgets what's real, and what's just in [his] head&amp;quot;. He also has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year. He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit with [[butt-patting]]. He was told by [[Homestar Runner]] in Decemberween Short Shorts to not tell people about his butt when they asked him &amp;quot;What's up&amp;quot;. He works with Homestar Runner and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]], and he makes frequent jokes and references about pants, whether his own or someone else's. In recent cartoons it appears that Coach Z is the janitor at [[the office]] where Homestar and [[Strong Bad]] work.  He is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that Strong Bad is paid on salary. He has also spent time [[Blubb-O's Commercial|dressed as the Blubb-O's Drive-Thru Whale]] mascot. Many characters see him as a nuisance, and even Homestar has treated Coach Z with contempt in Decemberween Short Shorts, where Coach Z wants to go to Homestar's house for Decemberween, and Homestar replies with a &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; (numerous times).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]].  He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single &amp;quot;[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]],&amp;quot; which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], his solo album, entitled &amp;quot;The Z Is All Up Ins&amp;quot;, features the smash hit &amp;quot;[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]&amp;quot;, and his own rap song, &amp;quot;[[Rap Song]]&amp;quot; (featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CoachZ3D.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Hey, watch where y'er pointin' that 3D!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Coach Z's [[Ages of Characters|age]] is ambiguous, as he appears to be grown up when Strong Bad was a kid in the email [[stand-up]], while they both appeared to be babies in the email [[highschool]] (although Strong Bad said that [[History According to Strong Bad|he had a &amp;quot;doodle memory&amp;quot;.]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Coach Z and [[Bubs]] [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|had a falling out]] at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] tells us. But as of the email [[narrator]] it seems they're back to having boring conversations outside [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Coach Z owns four [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]] but it is unknown if he actually won them. Coach Z is bald.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Domicile:'''  [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' &amp;quot;[[Where My Hat Is At?]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem&lt;br /&gt;
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished/skewed/turned all around (from [[redesign]])&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Character Video Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CharacterVidCoachZ.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Hoo-hah!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
''{'''Page Title''': Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{looking slightly offscreen}'' Is that thing on? ''{turns to the camera lens}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say &amp;quot;Hey Coach!&amp;quot;, and I'd say &amp;quot;Yeah?&amp;quot; or...&amp;quot;That's me!&amp;quot; or...&amp;quot;Hoo-hah!&amp;quot; ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. ''{rubs his back}'' And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, &amp;quot;These peoples try to fade me.&amp;quot; ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears in front of camera}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coach Z's Accent==&lt;br /&gt;
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sounds Affected===&lt;br /&gt;
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (i.e. The Cheat) and the short o (job), which both come out as an &amp;quot;or&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;aer&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;The Chort&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;jaerb&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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===List of mispronounced words===&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style=&amp;quot;border-collapse:collapse;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee&lt;br /&gt;
! Original Word&amp;lt;!-- Please add new words in alphabetical order! --&amp;gt; !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''About''' || Abrat || [[No Hands On Deck!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || [[Accent]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Balloon''' || b'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[These peoples try to fade me]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || [[Accent]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernza || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence (Toon)|DNA Evidence]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Disco''' || Disca ||  [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || [[Accent]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorgalingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || [[Accent]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Halloween''' || Hallerwern || [[Jibblies 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Happy Hallow&amp;amp;mdash;''' || Horpy Horlow&amp;amp;mdash; || [[Happy Hallow-day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''I Feel Bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Email [[boring (really)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Laundry''' || Landry || [[Rap Song]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker/Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Email [[myths &amp;amp; legends]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Man''' || Marn || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[http://www.pertplus.com/ Pert Plus]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, &amp;quot;secret sorcret&amp;quot; || Email [[cliffhangers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Feirsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please do not add &amp;quot;Torm&amp;quot; unless a cartoon is released where Coach Z says this by itself.  In &amp;quot;highschool&amp;quot;, he says &amp;quot;Foortball Torm&amp;quot;, and that is covered further up in this list. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || Terlet || [[Halloween Fairstival]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[A Folky Tale]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Bubs, Homestar),&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Email [[unnatural]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Tomato''' || Tomater, &amp;quot;[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]&amp;quot; || [[Fall Float Parade]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please do not add &amp;quot;Torm&amp;quot; unless a cartoon is released where Coach Z says this by itself.  In &amp;quot;highschool&amp;quot;, he says &amp;quot;Foortball Torm&amp;quot;, and that is covered further up in this list. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow, || [[A Jorb Well Done]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Up''' || Arp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Wikipedia:Volvo|Volvo]]''' || Vorlvo || [[rated]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inconsistencies===&lt;br /&gt;
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Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:&lt;br /&gt;
*After saying &amp;quot;track or trort&amp;quot; in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says it correctly. If given &amp;quot;Swedish Fish,&amp;quot; said as &amp;quot;Swordish Forsh,&amp;quot; Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says &amp;quot;It's a crowd-pleaser.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[boring (really)]], while Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word &amp;quot;job&amp;quot;, saying that &amp;quot;jorb is a four letters word.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z says &amp;quot;The Cheat&amp;quot; immediately after &amp;quot;The Chort&amp;quot; in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's &amp;quot;accent&amp;quot; by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says &amp;quot;secret sorcret&amp;quot; twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Featured in===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Coach Z Talker]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coach Z's &amp;quot;more than two problems&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
Coach Z has claimed to have &amp;quot;more than two problems.&amp;quot; An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems.&lt;br /&gt;
*Medical&lt;br /&gt;
**He has &amp;quot;[[rampage|problems with his feet]]&amp;quot;, including [[labor day|athlete's foot]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He has [[#Character Video Transcript|mentioned]] [[rampage|several times]] that he [[slumber party|has a bad back]].&lt;br /&gt;
**When his bathing suit is removed, he [[underlings|leaks a black fluid]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He has [[cliffhangers|bad hand-eye coordination]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Psychological&lt;br /&gt;
**He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He has an obsession with [[butts]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with Bubs]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08|be his bride]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Alcohol]]ism&lt;br /&gt;
**He has been drunk multiple times, usually on [[Listerine]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with [[Listerine]].&lt;br /&gt;
** He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|called Marzipan while being drunk]], along with Bubs.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Anti-social behavior&lt;br /&gt;
**He wears a [[underlings|disturbingly small bathing suit]] when swimming, and doesn't realize that it makes others uncomfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
**It has been implied that he [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship|has a crush on Marzipan]]. He has occasionally made [[Fall Float Parade|&amp;quot;inapprapriate&amp;quot; comments]] about her and has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|let it slip]] that he snuck into her house.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hygiene&lt;br /&gt;
**He holds the [[record book|record]] for the longest time gone without [[showering]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He wears [[shapeshifter|sweaty pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Speech Impediment&lt;br /&gt;
**See [[#Coach Z's Accent|above]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Lack of generally common knowledge&lt;br /&gt;
**Despite being a coach, he [[secret recipes|doesn't know what a basketball is]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He claims to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|only know a few words]], such as &amp;quot;pfargtl&amp;quot;, his &amp;quot;favorite animal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
**At one point, he believed that the shower heads in his locker room were his &amp;quot;[[hygiene|drippy, broken speakers]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
**He believes a [[cardboard box]] with a detached microphone is a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|record studio]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He thinks [[environment|cooking with hydroelectricity]] means running a hot dog under the shower.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Financial&lt;br /&gt;
**He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He lives in a gymnasium locker room.&lt;br /&gt;
**He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed &amp;quot;three square meals a day&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
**He [[secret recipes|can't afford &amp;quot;money cost]]&amp;quot; ice cream.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Miscellaneous&lt;br /&gt;
**He often [[secret recipes|pukes his pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He carries a bottle of [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|questionable water]] with him at all times for questionable reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
**Even when he finds he's eating something awful, he [[secret recipes|still eats it]].&lt;br /&gt;
**He [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|enjoys covering puke in sawdust]], claiming that &amp;quot;Sawdust makes everything delicious&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
** He was sent to [[Play Date|juvenile prison]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.&lt;br /&gt;
*It was revealed in issue #21 of [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision]] magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt pats]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z was originally known as &amp;quot;Coach Zee.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad referred to Coach Z as &amp;quot;Green Bubs&amp;quot; in the email [[road trip]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Date Nite]] he is shown without his hat and wearing hair curlers, despite a lack of visible hair.&lt;br /&gt;
*On Coach Z's emblem, the darker blue shine streak under the gold Z makes a backwards Z formation.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the [[Old Characters Page]], Coach Z wasn't much of a coach at the time, and he just added the title because it sounded &amp;quot;cooler than just Z&amp;quot;. He has been seen coaching on numerous occasions since then, though his talent at it is still dubious at best.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Relationships ==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Variations ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Other Character Variations|Coach Zed]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as something hip-hop-related, or in the case of Theo Huxtable, something he believes to be hip-hop related. (The Noid costume was not released.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher &amp;quot;Kid&amp;quot; Reid|Kid]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Queen Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:So So Def Recordings|So So Def Recordings Logo]] in [[Jibblies 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes of the Week==&lt;br /&gt;
{{qotwstart}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride.&amp;quot;|[[Trogday 08]] Easter egg|HR:weeklies/cz_bemybride.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!&amp;quot;|[[environment]]|Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P...&amp;quot; ''{entire &amp;quot;Rap Song&amp;quot;}''|[[Rap Song]]|Mirror:rapsong.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!&amp;quot;|[[Rap Song]] outtake|Mirror:cz schoolchild.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!&amp;quot;|[[mini-golf]]|Mirror:cz forgortport.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;You say tomater, I zader madermorts.&amp;quot;|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!&amp;quot;|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!&amp;quot;|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!&amp;quot;|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'.&amp;quot;|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HR:vcr cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HR:vcr cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:sbemail155.png|thumb|The email-checkinest guy in the land]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad explains why his email show doesn't have an official theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Balding Man]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Reynold}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Outer Space]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Desert]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' Monday, August 7, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:56&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: theme song&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Super Bad,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
lot cooler.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jonathan Shaheen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ontario, Canada&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pronouces &amp;quot;Shaheen&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Shaheeeeen&amp;quot;, and lens flares and a sound effect appear over the name. He pronounces the location as &amp;quot;on-ta-REE-oh, cah-nah-DAH&amp;quot; (as though with a Mexican accent)}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, a little south of the border flavor. ''{typing}'' Dear Supper Bag, It bugs ''me'' how your face doesn't have a not tons of acne. If it did have a not tons of acne, ''you'' would be a whole lot cooler.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad clears the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Look, you don't know what you're talking about, Shaheen ''{again, Strong Bad pronounces &amp;quot;Shaheen&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Shaheeeen&amp;quot;, and the Shaheen special effect appears over the word}'' &amp;lt;!-- no punctuation here... --&amp;gt; Theme songs are just an excuse for showmakers to make less show. I'm sure viewership would triple if I had one of those crappy cartoon theme songs that bludgeons you over the head with the blunt end of the show's premise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Theme song music fades in over his last words. Cut to a smiling Strong Bad prancing in the basement.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRAPPY CARTOON THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}'' &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad is a wrestleman, &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He's the email-checkinest guy in the land.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He checks real emails from the net,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He's got two brothers and The Cheat, his pet. The Cheat, his pet!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{&amp;quot;STRONG BAD&amp;quot; appears on the screen as the name is sung. Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on. Lappy flies into the screen, showing an email from punkkid87.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I love your Tragdor&amp;lt;!--sic--&amp;gt;!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Draw him AGAIN!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-punkkid87&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad and Strong Sad dance in the disco as they are announced. The Cheat slides into the screen and gets a close-up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's nobody dumber than Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
On ''The Strong Bad Email Show''!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar Runner breaks through the computer desk with a sandwich of light bulbs, opens his mouth wide, revealing his large cartoon teeth, and bites into the sandwich. The title of the Strong Bad Email Show appears with Strong Bad's smiling face in front of a pink heart design.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The music ends. Cut back to Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And the ratings have gone through the roof. And let's not forget the life-affirming pop-ballad type theme song. Probably sung by some variety of Neville.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Fade to a scene with an unattended computer desk. The title &amp;quot;the Strong Bad Email Show&amp;quot; flies onto the screen. There are flowers on the desk and pictures of The Cheat, Strong Mad and Strong Bad on the wall. The characters are introduced with their pictures flying across the screen and their names appearing across them. Strong Bad shows a shadow [[Trogdor]] to The Cheat.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POP BALLAD-TYPE THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You and me, babe, livin' for dreams,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lifin' for love, drinkin' for free.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The memory's scrubbing you down! ''{fades}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The music fades out and a clip montage starts, as Strong Bad's voiceover begins. Strong Bad is shown drinking a mix of coffee and a &amp;quot;COLDSON Lite&amp;quot; from a novelty drinking hat; he floats through space; he looks up from typing on his laptop and throws a stack of paper in the air.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course the best clips they show are from the un-aired pilot that you'll never see.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POP BALLAD-TYPE THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Memory scrubbing you down! ''{fade out}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The final shot shows Strong Bad in a tank before the clip montage fades out to &amp;quot;created by Lem Sportsinterviews&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And just when you think you finally get to start watching some of the actual show, now you get to watch a commercial!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to real-life hands holding coins and peanuts. &amp;quot;$BUTT&amp;quot; is stamped on the screen, and then a Cakkalate brand calculator displays &amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot;. Cut to the CGNU online e-niversity: &amp;quot;website Coming Soon(ish)&amp;quot;. A set of college flags is shown, and then a hand clicking a mouse button demonstrates how easy it is to get degrees.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' Do you make butt at your current job? Do you want to make twice butt? A shady online degree is just four clicks away at CGNU online e-niversity. Most colleges take four years to complete. At CGNU, one year equals one click.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Senor Cardgage wearing a blue baseball cap in front of some boxes. His degrees are displayed on the screen as he moves his hand down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take&amp;lt;!--sic--&amp;gt;. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day. Uh, well, today. That last one didn't quite work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The slogan is displayed over an &amp;quot;(On)line CGNU e-NIVERSITY&amp;quot; medallion, as the commercial guy #1 says it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a Powered By The Cheat-style intertitle showing Strong Bad chasing his laptop.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' We'll be right back with more ''Strong Bad Emails''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to balding man standing in front of a newspaper background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 2:''' ''{voiceover}'' Do you wanna cut your own arm off?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BALDING MAN:''' ''{loud, long sigh}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad typing on his computer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now, don't worry. Just in case you were hoping to get gipped&amp;lt;!-- NOTE: Though &amp;quot;gypped&amp;quot; is a more popular spelling, &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot; is not wrong. Anyway, &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot; is what Strong Bad typed.--&amp;gt; out of another minute of actual show, you get to hear the jazzy instrumental version over the end credits!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking into a microphone in front of Bubs' concession stand at night. End credits are shown over the scene. A jazzy instrumental version of the pop ballad theme song is played.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And on the off-chance that you actually wanted to hear the theme song... we've taken care of that, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A program preview moves into the screen and squeezes the Strong Bad Email Show end credits into the left third of the screen. The music is faded significantly. As the announcer announces ''Three is 4 Tonite'', the logo and the faces of the four main characters are shown. The graphics for the ''Cheat Commandos'' show Reynold being taped to a rocket and Fightgar checking the tape.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voiceover}'' Coming up later on ''Three is 4 Tonite'': join Mandy, Brandy, Andy, and Scurge, as they learn how to give a care. But first: they're tiny, they're toony, they're ''all'' a little loony. It's the Cheat Commandos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You see, Shaheen? ''{The Shaheen special effect appears}'' You're basically asking me to dedicate 2 minutes of my 3 to 5 minute email show, to what is essentially a commercial for something you're already watching! And besides, I give you people a new sbemail song every freakin' week. Allow me to leave you with the old standard 'When Email Comes to Town, You Know, You Know, It's Like a Rainstorm... In Your Browser.' ''{stops typing and starts singing}'' When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Funky theme song music is played and credits scroll by, while the Powered by The Cheat show preview squeezes into the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER 3:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{chuckles}'' Next up on ''Powered By The Cheat'': Strong Mad gets his own talk show. And his first guest is hilarity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Powered by The Cheat Strong Mad sits behind a late night talk show host desk in front of a skyline, and the guest with a The Cheat face with glasses jumps up from his seat and bounces in front of the camera.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the talk show guest's [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] at the end of the email to see the Shaheen special effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the commercial for CGNU e-Niversity, the slogan &amp;quot;Banner ad valorum&amp;quot; is a play on the Latin phrase &amp;quot;ad valorem&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;according to an object's value.&amp;quot; It is most frequently used in describing an ''ad valorem'' tax.&lt;br /&gt;
* The line &amp;quot;Check back after all the bowl games&amp;quot; on CGNU's website is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Bowl game|bowl games]] in American [[Wikipedia:College football|college football]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the final credits, the credits for &amp;quot;Best Grip&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Key Boy&amp;quot; are reversed versions of  standard film credits [[Wikipedia:Best boy|best boy]] and [[Wikipedia:Key grip|key grip]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Homestar has visible teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another email in which [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad smiles]], this time in the background of the second theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
**This is also another instance of [[Strong Bad Smiling]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#california games|california games]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the first theme song, Strong Bad is seen typing on the [[Compy 386]] keyboard, seen previously in [[fingers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits during the second theme song read:&lt;br /&gt;
**starring strong bad&lt;br /&gt;
**strong mad&lt;br /&gt;
**and the cheat baxter-birney&lt;br /&gt;
**produced by Levert Burtmore&lt;br /&gt;
**casting by Tess Ballthrow&lt;br /&gt;
**executive producer Smarmy Cafe&lt;br /&gt;
**created by Lem Sportsinterviews&lt;br /&gt;
*The navigation buttons in the web browser showing the CGNU online e-niversity read, from left to right:&lt;br /&gt;
**This Way&lt;br /&gt;
**That Way&lt;br /&gt;
**No way&lt;br /&gt;
**A Dog&lt;br /&gt;
*The college pennants (read clockwise from the top) are:&lt;br /&gt;
**I Love Most Colleges! (White against a blue background)&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Showering|Shower]] (White against an orange background with a baseball cap next to the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**Biscuit Gravy University (White against a purple background with a biscuit outlined by lavender in the background)&lt;br /&gt;
**TWO STRIPS!! (Brown against a yellow background with two strips of [[bacon]] beneath the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**FROGS!! (White on green with a white frog outlined to the left of the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**Homestar's Knees Tech (Pale yellow against a maroon background)&lt;br /&gt;
**STATE U (Black outlined white against a red background)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CGNU degrees.png|thumb|right|300px|Senor Cardgage's CGNU online diplomas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The degrees available from CGNU online e-niversity (or at least the ones Senor Cardgage earned on his &amp;quot;lunch take&amp;quot;) are:&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Administration&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Abomination&lt;br /&gt;
**Mousepad Engineer&lt;br /&gt;
**Infotainment Technology&lt;br /&gt;
**e-Cutting Ones&lt;br /&gt;
**The Lighter Side of Sports&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]'s Communications&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Wheeling&lt;br /&gt;
**Insider Trading&lt;br /&gt;
**Computer Graphs&lt;br /&gt;
**Bidness Dealing&lt;br /&gt;
**Caps Lock Technician&lt;br /&gt;
**Escrow Understandment&lt;br /&gt;
**Marriage [[Apothecary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits in the middle of the email read:&lt;br /&gt;
**co-created by strong bad and [[cherry greg]]&lt;br /&gt;
**based upon the comedy stylings of [[Lil' Strong Bad|little strong bad]]&lt;br /&gt;
**teleplay by Sir [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]&lt;br /&gt;
**theme song by a Neville of some sort&lt;br /&gt;
**closing theme song by a Marsalis or two&lt;br /&gt;
**this has been a [[cheap as free]] production&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits at the end of the email read:&lt;br /&gt;
**Written by Geoff Rondleman&lt;br /&gt;
**Directed by [[Hot Tub]] T&lt;br /&gt;
**Produced by [[A. Chimendez]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Key Boy Tim &amp;quot;Timmers&amp;quot; Ballthrow&lt;br /&gt;
**Best Grip Not [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Playa Hata [[Wikipedia:Stuart Scott|Stu Scott]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Script Supervisor Sid Hoffrenchman&lt;br /&gt;
**This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.&lt;br /&gt;
**Soundtrack available as Cheap as Free Records&lt;br /&gt;
*The website for CGNU (http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu/) does not exist, as only actual educational institutions can register .edu addresses. However, a fan has registered http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.com/, and recreated the page seen in the email; the list of degrees can be found by clicking on the exclamation point after &amp;quot;website Coming Soon(ish)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;We'll be right back with more Strong Bad Email&amp;quot; is voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]], as revealed in the DVD commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed read, &amp;quot;Yeah, how come Strong Bad's email show doesn't have a theme song?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot; is the display on the calculator held upside down. It is not possible for most calculators to display &amp;quot;U&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;T&amp;quot; upside down (the typed numbers would have to be similar to a lowercase &amp;quot;N&amp;quot; and two &amp;quot;L&amp;quot;s back to back).&lt;br /&gt;
*During the Crappy Cartoon theme song, the &amp;quot;Trogdor&amp;quot; email on the Lappy is displayed with the [[font]] from the [[Compy 386]], instead of the Lappy's current font.&lt;br /&gt;
*The four characters of Three is 4 Tonite all have the same faces but different hair styles that were apparently added on to the original photo.&lt;br /&gt;
*Even though he is the Cheat's best friend, this is the first time Strong Mad is mentioned in a Powered By The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
*If the shots in the &amp;quot;Neville&amp;quot; theme song version are from the unaired pilot it would mean that Strong Bad had the [[Lappy 486]] before he had the [[Tandy 400]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'Kansattica' where Senor Cardgage can legally prescribe marriages is a [[portmanteau]] of Kansas and Attica, a reference to Attica, KS, a small town in south-central Kansas about 60 miles southwest of Wichita.  It may also refer to Attica, a region in Greece.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Doesn't have not tons of acne&amp;quot; is a double negative.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Senor Cardgage is seen wearing a cap.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SBETheme Song Goof.PNG|thumb|Mouthless Strong Bad]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbscreen.PNG|thumb|Hilarity!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*There is no punctuation mark after Strong Bad types &amp;quot;Shaheen&amp;quot; for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the scene in the end credits with Strong Bad telling jokes, his mouth is shaped like an &amp;quot;O&amp;quot; and is covering his usually rectangle shaped mouth for one frame, giving him two mouths. Later in the same scene, his mouth disappears for one frame. This occurs another two times later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's head pokes into the Powered By The Cheat preview when the preview squeezes into the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad's portrait fades in and out of the screen during the ballad theme song, parts of his mask can be seen through his forehead diamond. (This is caused when two non-merged Flash objects are faded at the same time, indicating Strong Bad's diamond is actually a separate object to his mask.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Once again, Strong Bad is called a [[wrestleman]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the theme song a close-up on how Strong Bad [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|types with boxing gloves]] appears.&lt;br /&gt;
*The email shown in the first theme song asks Strong Bad to [[draw Trogdor again]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name of the email author who wants Strong Bad to draw Trogdor refers to the year [[1987]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar Runner was first obsessed with light bulbs (or globes) in [[long pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The flowers in the pot in the second theme song are from [[Summer Short Shorts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is drinking [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] from his hat.&lt;br /&gt;
*The email show is produced by [[Levert Burtmore]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The tank has the [[Strong Badia]] emblem on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot; is shown on a [[Cakkalate]]-brand calculator, which was introduced in [[technology]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is offering online degrees.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Homestar's Knees Tech&amp;quot; is mentioned in [[mascot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the courses Senor Cardgage took was &amp;quot;e-Cutting Ones&amp;quot; &amp;amp;ndash; &amp;quot;Cutting Ones&amp;quot; was offered in [[CGNU]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Escrow&amp;quot; is one of the services offered by [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Balding Man is in the same scene as he was in [[Senor Mortgage]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the credits, &amp;quot;The Strong Bad Email Show&amp;quot; is based on the comedy [[Style|stylings]] of Little Strong Bad, a reference to [[stand-up]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The teleplay was written by Sir [[Dolph Hauldhagen]], from [[other days]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the final end credits, the show was written by Geoff [[Unseen Characters#Mentioned|Rondleman]], previously mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The script supervisor was &amp;quot;Sid Hoffrenchman&amp;quot;, a reference to [[Homestar's &amp;quot;Sid&amp;quot; Game]] in [[date]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's having his own show was previously suggested in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
**Also similarly referenced in this email to [[the facts]] is a &amp;quot;We'll Be Right Back...&amp;quot; commercial card, but with Strong Bad instead of Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;[[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]&amp;quot; logo, in the lower right hand corner at the end of the email, and the &amp;quot;Incredibly Local News&amp;quot;, are references to [[local news]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the end credits, it lists the director as Hot Tub T, a reference to [[dangeresque 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The second theme song mentions [[robots]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--The line &amp;quot;And of course the best clips they show are from the un-aired pilot that you'll never see&amp;quot; is probably not a specific reference to anything, as there were several shows whose theme montages showed clips from un-aired episodes.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The heart background shown at the end of the first theme song is very similar to the one found in the intro and at the end of each episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* The series of names &amp;quot;''Mandy, Brandy, Andy, and Scurge''&amp;quot; is similar to that of ([[wikipedia:Ms. Pac-Man|Ms.]])[[wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]'s ghosts, Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde (Sue).&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;They're tiny, they're toony, they're all a little loony&amp;quot; is a paraphrase&amp;lt;!-- Not a direct quote; the original line was &amp;quot;WE'RE tiny, WE'RE toony...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt; of the first line of the theme song to ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]''. [[wikipedia:Continuity announcer|Continuity announcers]] would regularly use this line, complete with the exaggerated pronunciation of the word &amp;quot;all,&amp;quot; to introduce the show during the previous show's closing credits.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the second theme song, there are several successive references to late-'80s television shows:&lt;br /&gt;
** The succession of picture frames was a common element of several shows.&lt;br /&gt;
** The lyrics closely resemble the second verse from [http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/growingpainslyrics.html the theme song] from ''[[Wikipedia:Growing Pains|Growing Pains]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;quot;The Cheat Baxter-Birney&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Meredith Baxter|Meredith Baxter]] (formerly Meredith Baxter Birney, from ''[[Wikipedia:Family Ties|Family Ties]]'').&lt;br /&gt;
**Strong Bad's flinging the papers into the air as he types may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Stephen J. Cannell#Trivia|Stephen J. Cannell]]'s [[Wikipedia:Production logo|closing logo]].&lt;br /&gt;
** The font and style of &amp;quot;created by Lem Sportsinterviews&amp;quot; (yellow [[Wikipedia:Cooper Black|Cooper Black]] letters on a completely black background) is a reference to the closing credits of ''[[Wikipedia:Cheers|Cheers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
**The scene with Strong Bad in an astronaut suit is a reference to the closing credits of the Muppet Babies cartoons. In the cartoon, Kermit and Piggy are both in the same looking astronaut suits and in the same pose as Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad in front of the side brick wall of Bubs' Concession Stand in the closing credits refers to Jerry Seinfeld's ending stand-up comedy segment of episodes of ''[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]''. The credit &amp;quot;based on the comedy stylings of Little Strong Bad&amp;quot; also refers to this and other programs starring comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Probably sung by some variety of Neville&amp;quot; refers to [[Wikipedia:The Neville Brothers|The Neville Brothers]], a group of soul singers.  The most famous Neville brother, [[Wikipedia:Aaron Neville|Aaron Neville]], has a distinctive vibrato that has inspired many parodies throughout pop culture.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Closing theme song by a Marsalis or two&amp;quot; refers to the [[Wikipedia:Marsalis|Marsalis]] family of jazz musicians.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''[http://www.tvimedia.com/1_lss.htm The Lighter Side of Sports]'', a long-running, syndicated TV show, is one of Senor Cardgage's degrees.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[[Wikipedia:MAD Magazine|MAD Magazine]]'' also contained a comic strip called &amp;quot;The Lighter Side Of...&amp;quot; written by [[Wikipedia:Dave Berg (cartoonist)|Dave Berg]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The line &amp;quot;Do you want to cut your own arm off?&amp;quot; may refer to an Adjustable Rate Mortgage or A.R.M.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Escrow Understandment&amp;quot; line is a reference to a recurring [[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]] sketch called &amp;quot;Middle-Aged Man&amp;quot;, starring Mike Myers. One of Middle-Aged Man's powers was understanding escrow.&lt;br /&gt;
* The web browser used in the CGNU e-Niversity ad strongly resembles [[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer for Mac|Internet Explorer 5.0 for Mac]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Stuart Scott, mentioned in the end credits, is a reporter for ESPN. &amp;quot;Playa hata&amp;quot;, his title, refers to one of his oft-used phrases on air.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's teeth would later be mentioned in [[underlings]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;Bubs does not appear in this email. We just see his consession stand.&lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:Senorsoup.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;You smell like pea soooup!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad tells what he would be like if he wasn't the &amp;quot;stylish, buff, handsome man&amp;quot; that he is. It turns out to be a lot like someone [[The Brothers Strong]] used to know.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stick]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Compy 386}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' Monday, December 15, 2003&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 2:57&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email.  Would you like to try a combo meal?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey strong bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
what it would be like if you weren't&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
the stylish, buff, handsome man in a&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
wrestling mask that you are.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Your devoted fan,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jordan&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pronounces &amp;quot;Jordan&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Jor-dan&amp;quot; to rhyme with the word &amp;quot;fan&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over?  I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool.  More of a &amp;quot;I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool&amp;quot; kind of cool.  Or the kind of cool where I'm&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to what is presumably Strong Bad walking in the field. We can only see him from the waist down. He is dragging a plastic Aldi Bag}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}''  &amp;amp;mdash;I'm always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents.  Maybe it's cold pizza.  Maybe it's rotten vegetables.  Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Camera lifts up during the voiceover and we see this version of Strong Bad has a creepy comb-over, potbelly, goatee, and glasses. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad gets in line.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or maybe it's just full of a bunch of melty candy bars that I eat really loudly while standing too close to you in line.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad pulls out a partly melted candy bar and starts munching. Homestar turns to him and glares.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey, Pom Pom!  This guy smells like pea soup.  ''{Singing, to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad}'' You smell like pea soooup!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a small bush. We see Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad slowly rise up from behind it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot.  Like, right when you walk by.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar walks by the bush}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if I see you—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Whoa!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CREEPY COMB-OVER STRONG BAD:''' ''{to Homestar Runner}'' Oh, excardon me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  ''{singing}'' Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad and Strong Mad standing in the field. CCOSB has dropped his glasses on the ground}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I'd be so cool, that even if you were a dude, I'd still call at you like you were a lady.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CREEPY COMB-OVER STRONG BAD:'''  ''{To Strong Mad; one of the following lines is randomly selected:}''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an old Soderbergh gather his spectacles?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD:'''  NOOOOOOOOO!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad runs away. Cut to Strong Bad back in front of the computer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:'''  ''{typing}'' That's a pretty cool guy right there.  It's good to know that if I ever let myself go and grow a couple feet...live behind a bush... I'll be sitting pretty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to Strong Bad}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:'''  Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad.  You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:'''  What!? You didn't think Senor ''{He pronounces it &amp;quot;seh-nor.&amp;quot;}'' Cardgage was cool?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:'''  No! He was extremely sketchy and gave me nightmares.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:'''  And... What's not cool about giving you nightmares?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:'''  Oh, never mind.  Go back to your creepy comb-over story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is definitely a cool, cool guy.  In fact, I wouldn't mind hanging out with a guy like that.  Well, things certainly are looking up for the future.  Me, I'm gonna go look up Senor Cardgage.  ''{stops typing.}''  See where that guy ended up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the email, click on the word &amp;quot;Senor Cardgage&amp;quot; to see a [[milk carton]] describing Senor Cardgage. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Have you seen this guy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Last seen:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;When you were little&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Goes by the name-a:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Senor Cardgage&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Stands, I would say, about:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Oh, so high&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Distinguishing features:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Wicked comb-over&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Also at the end of the email, click on the words &amp;quot;hanging out&amp;quot; to see Strong Bad chillin' with Senor Cardgage at The Stick.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh, you're really cool.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, totally, I'd be way into a slice of gum. &lt;br /&gt;
:''{Senor Cardgage hands Strong Bad a stick of gum.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to himself}'' Man! So cool! ''{to Senor Cardgage}'' Uh... Say something else.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... Will I ever see you again?&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ex-obably not.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Senor Cardgage walks offscreen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ZAGNUT.png|thumb|A melty Zagnut bar.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#nabunagas ambition|nabunaga's ambition]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad is eating a [[Zagnut bar]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jordan asks what Strong Bad would be like if he, &amp;quot;weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man in a wrestling mask that he is,&amp;quot; but Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad still has the wrestling mask. This is probably because with Strong Bad, it is given that he has the wrestling mask, it might even be his actual face (as evidenced in [[some kinda robot]] and again in [[the chair]]). It is as if someone asked a normal guy, &amp;quot;What if you weren't that buff, handsome, and stylish man that you are.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*When Senor Cardgage is eating the melted candy bar, the candy bar doesn't get any shorter.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar remarks that Senor Cardgage smells like pea soup, despite his lack of a visible nose.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
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*In line, both Pom Pom and Senor Cardgage have a shadow, but Homestar doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Sad comments on Strong Bad's story, the carpet on the right is not completely shaggy; part of it is flat.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the Senor Cardgage Easter egg, Strong Bad's eyes are not the same size - the one on the right is significantly larger.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad stressing the &amp;quot;dan&amp;quot; in Jor-''dan'' is yet another reference to the running gag of [[Dan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another mention of [[Pizza]] and [[Peas]], two food-related recurring themes.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Strong Bad uses the word &amp;quot;[[Senor]]&amp;quot; instead of the correct Spanish word &amp;quot;Se&amp;amp;ntilde;or&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The scene with Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and the Easter Egg with Senor Cardgage and Strong Bad, are cases of [[gender confusion]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad appears from the bush, he appears from [[Hammerspace]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;quot;Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?&amp;quot; is a take on the way fast-food cashiers greet customers at the drive-through.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Soderbergh&amp;quot; is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Steven Soderbergh|Steven Soderbergh]], who has directed many films, including [[Wikipedia:Erin Brockovich (film)|''Erin Brockovich'']], and the 2001 remake of [[Wikipedia:Ocean's Eleven (2001 film)|''Ocean's Eleven'']].&lt;br /&gt;
*Senor Cardgage drags around an [[Aldi bag]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
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*The half-eaten Zagnut bar appears again in [[flashback]] and [[rough copy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==DVD Version==&lt;br /&gt;
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*The alternate pieces of dialogue for &amp;quot;calling at you like you were a lady&amp;quot; are still there, but now only viewable as Easter eggs at the end of the Email (by the hidden Strong Bad icons in the center-left and center-right of the bottom of the Compy 386 screen). &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Senor Cardgage</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{about|creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman}} {{for|blue [[storybook character]]|Señor}} {{for|common misuse of the Spanish word &amp;quot;Se&amp;amp;ntilde;or&amp;quot;|Senor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Can_of_Peas.png|thumb|100px|&amp;quot;Oh, excardon me.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Senor Cardgage''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]]. He is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. He resembles [[Strong Bad]] somewhat, both sharing a red with black markings [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head, green eyes, pinkish torso, boxing gloves for hands and black pants. However, he's much taller than Strong Bad.  He has a round head, wears glasses, a [[mustache|beard]], and has a lock of brownish hair on the top of his head.  Senor Cardgage also has a flabby belly and much longer arms.  His feet are simply black, suggesting they are covered by his [[pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Senor Cardgage now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies|usher]]. He has also tried to market a lawn mower as an &amp;quot;[[concert#Easter Eggs|Intregway]]&amp;quot; and apparently has his own brand of shoes called &amp;quot;Air Cardgage&amp;quot;, which appeared in [[diorama]]. His name is pronounced &amp;quot;[[Senor|Seh-nor]]&amp;quot;, not &amp;quot;Seh-nyor&amp;quot;, because his name is spelled with an &amp;quot;N&amp;quot; rather than an &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Ñ|Ñ]]&amp;quot;. He is apparently [[Left Handedness#Ambidextrous Characters|ambidextrous]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of his traits include:&lt;br /&gt;
* Suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs just as you walk by.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pronouncing words incorrectly (for example, he pronounces the word &amp;quot;loans&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;lawns&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
* Always carrying an old plastic [[Aldi Bag|Aldi grocery bag]] of mysterious contents.&lt;br /&gt;
* Loudly eating melty [[Zagnut Bars|chocolate bars]] while standing too close to you in lines.&lt;br /&gt;
* Smelling like [[Peas|pea soup]] (according to [[Homestar Runner]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* Speaking in phrases that are described by Strong Bad as &amp;quot;[[portmanteaus|almost one word and not quite another]],&amp;quot; such as &amp;quot;excardon me&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;exobably not&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Calling at you as if you were a lady,&amp;quot; [[Gender Confusion|regardless of your gender]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad seems to look up to Senor Cardgage as sort of an idol or a father figure. He is constantly heard remarking on how cool he believes Senor Cardgage is and how he wishes to be that cool. In [[Senorial Day]], Strong Bad asks Senor to autograph his football and throw it to him. In [[alternate universe]], he says that his life is complete after going on a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage, and expresses joy at the thought of Senor adopting him. When he sees Senor as an usher in [[the movies]], he tells [[The Cheat]] that &amp;quot;someday [he's] going to be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, none of the other characters seem to like him. In particular, Strong Sad still harbors fear against Senor Cardgage as evidenced in [[garage sale]]. Strong Mad also ran away in terror when Senor Cardgage asked him to retrieve his spectacles. And of course, Homestar seems annoyed with Senor Cardgage for standing too close to him in line while eating melty candy bars, and is put off by his odd catchphrases (as well as thinking he smells like pea soup).&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Candy product alley.png|thumb|Senor's possible residence]]&lt;br /&gt;
Even though he has a car dealership and his own mortgage company, his residence is unknown.  It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]] and [[candy product]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow, although in the email [[kind of cool]] Strong Bad implied that he lives behind a bush. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence, if any. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to walk away with it, supposedly paying, even though he is never seen to do so. A possible solution to this conflict has been shown in an Easter egg from the email [[love poems]], where it is revealed that Senor Cardgage has written a book called ''The Homeless Romantic'': &amp;quot;verses from the weird shrub and alarming recipes for brunswick stew&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email [[kind of cool]], he describes Senor Cardgage who is, at least to Strong Bad, &amp;quot;so cool, you don't even know [that he is] cool&amp;quot;. Strong Bad tries to represent what he would be like if he was ugly, dumpy guy with a bad comb-over, and it turns out his fictional character actually existed and lived down the street from the Brothers Strong during their youth.&lt;br /&gt;
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As shown in a commercial in [[theme song]], Senor Cardgage got fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch &amp;quot;take&amp;quot;, including one that lets him &amp;quot;legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica&amp;quot;. He also runs a day care called [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Senor Cardgage recently lost a Non Sequitur Championship to the equally bizarre character [[Homsar]]. As the loser of the contest, he had to complete a coherent sentence on [[The Show]] (as documented in the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]). He failed twice, but his third attempt (&amp;quot;Grape Soda Banked&amp;quot;) was judged successful by &amp;quot;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;celebrity&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; judge&amp;quot; Strong Sad. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quotes of the Week==&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?&amp;quot;|[[fan club]]|Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Oh. I should eat a pony.&amp;quot;|[[original]]|Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;Oh...I live a hard life.&amp;quot; ''{faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}''|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:cardgage hardlife.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{qotw|&amp;quot;My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!&amp;quot;|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:cardgage msamerica.mp3}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Beck:&amp;#32;replaced the page with 'Soy un perdedor&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
I'm a loser baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
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I'm a loser baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don't you kill me&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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