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User:Hagurumon

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:43:28 GMT

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!colspan="2" bgcolor="#0000FF" style="font-size: larger; color: #FFFF00; text-align:center;" | Nick Bate
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Gender:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | Male?
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Born:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | 1991 (17)
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Location:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | Pennsylvania
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Occupation:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | Househusband, Flash cartoonist
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Spouse(s):'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | I have one in mind.
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Children:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | Someday, at least two.
|- valign="top"
| style="text-align: right;" | '''Interests:'''
| bgcolor="#F4F3E8" | They Might Be Giants, Bonus Stage, Homestar Runner, RPGs
|- valign="top"
|}
I'm '''Nick Bate''', aka Hagurumon aka Sly aka Akagi aka a bunch of other stuff.

I'm just some guy. I haven't watched H*R for several months due to being sent to a psychiatric hospital (OMG YOU MUST BE SCHIZOPHRENIC) by my evil mom, but now I'm back and have been watching again. I was member number 162 on the old WikkiTavi or whatever it's called wiki, and April 23rd, 2004 was when I joined. I learned aboot They Might Be Giants indirectly through the Experimental Film video, and they are my favorite band now. The reason I say "indirectly" is because Experimental Film introduced some of my friends to TMBG, and after they referenced Their songs so much, I felt left out and decided to buy some albums. So I did, and now I'm a fan (and a completist). I also like Nirvana, Green Day, theSTART, and probably others.

I'm also a fan of Bonus Stage, RPGs (and LARPs!), Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, and other stuff that I can't remember due to bad short term memory. The Final Fantasy series pwns. I've beaten FF7, FF9, FF10, FFX-2 and FFT. I don't have FF8 yet. I also play Pokémon and Digimon games sometimes. Hagurumon is my favorite Digimon, if you hadn't already figured that out.

I also have many problems. More than two, even! It may not seem like it (because I am a master of being discreet), but I'm all the time depressed and emo. The Internet is my escape from the world.

I don't know how often I'll do editing 'round here. But whatever. I'm also on This Might Be A Wiki as Akagi, and LiveJournal as Hagurukagi, but I tend to use language that is not suitable for children, teenagers, adults or senior citizens. So don't go to LJ. I also am on deviantART as Hagurumon, so you can find some of my Flash stuff there.

Due to being absent from HRWiki for over two years, I do not know any of the trends and/or fads going on around here, so I'm just gonna steer clear of the forums. Also, no, I probably won't go out with you. I'm taken. Sort of. Well, not really. But still.

Also, I only have Internet access when I'm at my Dad's house, and now that I (accidentally) graduated from school, I can go there more often, but still completely randomly. It's probably like a week or so at my grandmother's house and then a week or so at Dad's. And repeat.

Oh, and I like telling people unnecessary amounts of information aboot myself. (go figure!)

=====Most Recent Email to Strong Bad=====
Evidence, just in case he picks mine. ;)

<pre>
Dearest of all Strong Bads,
You seem to have some pretty terrible luck. I don't know what you did
do invoke its wrath, but I think it best you get yourself some good
luck charms. Or do you already have some?

A person,
Dr. Nickalaus Boyd Sotutzenberger, Ph.D.
Washington Boro, Pencil-Vein-Ee-Ah
</pre>

Lol, I just realized I misspelled my own name (Stoutzenberger). =D

=====HR Favorites=====
*'''Character:''' Coach Z
*'''Running Gags/In-Jokes:''' BMW Lighter, Mountain Dew, Melonade, Butts
*'''Strong Bad Alter-Ego:''' Dangeresque
*'''Computer:''' The Lappy
*'''HRWiki User:''' Oh, like you ''really'' need to ask.
*'''Reasons Why I'm Cool:''' That's not even remotely HR-related.
*'''Food:''' What?! ''That's'' not H*R-related ''either''! But I do like Italian food. And Mexican.
*'''Color:''' Seriously, that's still not H*R. Stop that. ...probably yellow or green or something.
*'''Final Fantasy Side-Quest:''' ...Blitzball and chocobo breeding.
*'''Pants:''' Skirts. :p
*'''...wut?:''' Nevermind. -_-
*'''no srsly, wut?:''' Use grammar.
*'''Reasons Why I'm Cool:''' You already asked.
*'''Reasons Why I'm Cool:''' *sigh* I honestly have no clue. Go ask my friends what they like aboot me.
*'''Is it because of your catchphrase?:''' Probably. Kentucky Don't Exist, yo!
*'''How many friends do you have?:''' One super-close friend, probably around three regular friends (two of which harrass me all the time, so they're close to demotion), and countless acquantainces whom I ''sometimes'' IM but not often. Also, all of my friends are Internet-only. I live a sad life.
*'''Then go outside.:''' No. I'm staying indoors until I'm married.
*'''How are you going to meet a girl if you stay indoors?:''' Never ask that again.
*'''so i herd u liek mudkips:''' Moderately. My favorite Pokémon include (but are not limited to): Skitty, Poochyena, Meowth, Raichu and Ralts.
*'''Anyway, back to HR. Favorite quote?:''' Uhhhh... I 'unno. Probably something Coach Z has said.
*'''Most quoted quote?:''' Uhhh... I like to say "I have more than two problems" a lot. Because it's true. I even made a list of my problems online. There's currently 55 things listed.
*'''HOLY CRAP!:''' Yeah, I know. Back to HR, plz.
*'''How many emails have you sent SB?:''' Hmm... at least five... But only two or three were any good. The others were things that Strong Bad would never answer.
*'''Do any TMBG songs sync up to HR toons?:''' O_O That's... a good question... I'll have to look into that.
*'''Have you ever recorded a H*R toon, played it backwards, and discovered an amusing subliminal message?''' No, not really, but I listened to that "Everybody, Everybody" thing backwards a few times. It provided me with a few good moments of lawls.
*'''Favorite location:''' I'm fond of The Stick and Bubs' Concession Stand.
*'''Email:''' That's like asking my favorite Bonus Stage episode or TMBG song.
*'''Favorite Bonus Stage episode and TMBG song:''' Don't be a wiseguy.

=====Contact=====
*'''AIM:''' ''Hagurumon31''
*'''MSN:''' ''Hagurumon@hotmail.com''
*'''YIM:''' ''Hagurumon41''

Um, yeah, see...I was a huge fan of Digimon when I was first introduced to the Internets. I mean, I do still like Digimon, but not ''that'' much anymore.

Also, I have a Skype username, but the computer I'm using is too slow to handle Skype. It freezes up for quite a while every time I attempt to do anything. This makes me sad because had Skype worked, it would've indirectly led to curing my depression. Don't ask.

The Cheat Gnawing

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[[Image:firstbubs.png|thumb|"You're really just... goin' to town there, aren't ya?"]]
[[The Cheat]] sometimes '''gnaws''' on things.

==Appearances==
*Email [[personal favorites]] — The Cheat gnaws on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] after drinking a glass of soy sauce.
*Email [[cheatday]] — The Cheat responds to all emails with "Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off. -Teh C."
*Email [[portrait]] — In an attempt to make a sculpture of [[Strong Bad]], The Cheat gnaws a relief-bust of Strong Bad's face into a log.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] — By clicking a pumpkin, The Cheat is lowered, and he gnaws out the pumpkin's design.
*Email [[pet show]] — During the Pet Show, The Cheat gnaws on [[The King Of Town]]'s As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device's power cord.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat gnaws on the phone when his prank call doesn't go the way he wants.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When calling The Cheat using Homestar's cellphone, Strong Bad, impersonating Homestar, asks The Cheat to "come to [his] house and gnaw [his] face off".

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Minor Drinks

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Chalk Calculator: Replacing images with that First Bubs.png image is hilarious to no end guyz

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], many '''minor drinks''' periodically appear.

==General Minor Beverages==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="150" | Image
! | Description
! width="135" | Appearances

|-id="Attempt-At-Competing-With-A-National-Coffee-Chain Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake"
| [[File:firstbubs.png|150px]]
| Among the items offered by [[Blubb-O's]] is an '''Attempt-At-Competing-With-A-National-Coffee-Chain Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake''', a drink that sports an [[Overdescriptive Nouns|overly descriptive name]].
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|-id="Bull Honkey"
| [[Image:Bullhonkey.png|center|75px|Thinnest can around!]]
| '''Bull Honkey''' is an energy drink, and a clear spoof of [[Wikipedia:Red Bull|Red Bull]]. The can, advertised as the "Thinnest can around!", sports a head of a crazed red bull and the words "Caffeinergy sauce" - a [[portmanteau]] of "caffeine" and "energy". [[The Cheat]] procures eighty-something cases (or [[road trip#Fun Facts|204]] cans) of it in the email [[road trip]]. The name comes from [[record book]], where one of the records is "Longest Bull Honkey".
| email [[road trip]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|-id="Coach_Z_Ale"
| [[Image:Coach z ale.png|150px|Differently Lame!]]
| '''Coach Z Ale''' is a brand of (presumably [[alcohol]]ic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z. This "Differently Lame!" beverage may be a competitor of the [[Cold One|Cold One]]. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z with a top hat (normally, he wears a backwards baseball cap) proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]].
| email [[time capsule]]

|-id="Coffee Powder"
| [[Image:Coffee Powder.png|150px|Wood davers, wood davers!]]
| '''Coffee Powder''' is powder used to make coffee, that Strong Bad put in Strong Sad's drink to make him hyper.
| email [[caffeine]]

|-id="College Drinks"
| [[Image:College Drinks.png|150px|"I miss my mom."]]
| A cooler labeled '''college drinks''' sits next to the two "Olda Boys" at the beach in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|-id="Da Juice!"
| [[Image:Da Juice!.png|150px|"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!"]]
| A carton of '''Da [[Wikipedia:Juice|Juice!]]''' is what [[Homestar]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in [[The Jolly Dumple]] costume made out of [[Polymascotfoamalate]]. This results in a sizable explosion.
| email [[4 branches]]

|- id="Cup of Joe"
| [[Image:CupAJoe.png|150px|"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar."]]
| '''Cup of Joe''' is a warm coffee beverage enjoyed by Homestar in his robe in the Field.
| email [[caper]]

|-id="Grapefruit Juice"
| [[Image:Grapefruit Juice.PNG|150px|"And there'd be a hole where you could pour like, motor oil, or grapefruit juice, or whatever kinda junk you wanna put in there."]]
| Strong Bad noted that his action figure's head can be removed, and motor oil or '''grapefruit juice''' can be poured in.
| email [[action figure]]

|-id="Greg Fuel"
| [[Image:Greg Fuel.png|150px|"...but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking."]]
| [[Sci-Fi Greg]] drinks an energy drink called '''Greg Fuel'''. He apparently drinks them a lot.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]

|- id="Highball"
| [[Image:Highball glass.png|150px|"Highball!"]] || '''[[Wikipedia:Highball|Highball]]''' is an [[alcohol]]ic beverage that [[Homestar]] threw at the [[Clock Radio]] for no apparent reason. || email [[radio]]

|- id="Hot Jones"
| [[Image:Hotjones.png|150px|"Hot WHAT?"]] || '''Hot [[jones]]''', a popular wintertime beverage, is a steaming white liquid with red sprinkles in it. It may be a [[coffee]] drink topped with whipped cream.|| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

|- id="Hot Choco"
| [[Image:Hot Choco.png|150px|"Hope it's not too late!"]]
| Strong Bad served '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.|| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

|-id="Malinko Drinko"
| [[Image:Malinko_drinko.png|center|150px|Malinko Drinko]]
| This is Homestar's replacement of SB2O, after he was "sued" by Strong Bad and the Cheat with water balloons. '''Malinko Drinko''' is said to taste like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "Clean and clear like domestic beer".
|[[rough copy]]

|-id="Melt Shake"
| [[Image:Meltshake.png|center|83px|Melt Shake]]
| Homestar says he left a jumbo/LARGE '''Melt Shake''' in the [[Gremlin]] "a week or month ago". By the time Strong Bad discovers it under the passenger seat, it has almost eaten through the cup. In a [[Quote of the Week]], the Melt Shake was used as the "[[Quote of the Week Character Heads|face]]" of the singers who sing "Jammin' Tunes".
|[[road trip]], [[hygiene]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] (mentioned)

|- id="mmmilk"
| [[Image:Mmmilk.png|150px]]
| '''mmmilk''' is brand of milk seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, when he opened the refrigerator.
| email [[pop-up]]

|-id="OJ"
| [[Image:OJ.png|150px|"An MS Paint drawing of a Brontosaurus having breakfast."]]
| A glass of '''OJ''' is seen in the MS paint drawing by Strong Mad.
| email [[lunch special]]

|-id="Piemonade"
| [[Image:p-nade.png|150px|Or as we call it around the office, P-Nade]]
| '''[[Piemonade]]''' is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of [[Wikipedia:lemonade|lemonade]] with lots of ice cubes in it. Around [[The Office]] it is known as ''p-nade''. It may be related to [[Melonade]].
| [[other days]]

|- id="Pop!"
| [[Image:Pop!.png|130px|Just a soda. A soda pop.]]
| '''Pop!''' is brand of soda seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, when he opened the refrigerator.
| email [[pop-up]]

|-id="Reesy Cup"
| [[Image:Reesy Cup.png|150px|"...and a Reesy Cup Milkshake."]]
| '''Reesy Cup''' is a brand of milkshake, topped with [[Wikipedia:Reese's Peanut Butter Cups|Reese's Peanut Butter Cups]] as well as having a Reese's on the cover.
| email [[dangeresque 3]]

|-id="Serum"
| [[Image:Serum.png|150px|"I won't watch you die, Dangeresque!"]]
| At the end of dangeresque 3, Marzipan comes in with a cup of '''serum'''. The cup appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint and ice cubes floating at the surface.
| email [[dangeresque 3]]

|-id="Super Mud"
| [[Image:Super mud.png|150px|Three "fines" of ground muddy goodness]]
| '''[[Super Mud]]''' is a product mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[date]]. It is apparently a type of liquified dirt — packaged in a coffee can — that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. While on a date with [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]] unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which [[Strong Bad]] had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."
| [[date]]

|-id="suudsu"
| [[Image:Suudsu.PNG|150px|Oh my, Suudsu!]]
| '''[[Suudsu]]''' (pronounced SUD-zoo) is [[The Cheat]]'s favorite bedtime snack. He needs it to fall asleep at night, along with "[[The Denzel]]" and other rigamarole. [[Strong Bad]] has also taken to it, describing it as "Pure Genius!" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Some mornings The Cheat, if he is still alive after being subjected to [[Roach Killa!|bug bombs]], will fix Strong Bad and Strong Mad a big pitcher of this delicious [[concoction]]. Simply pour skim milk into a glass and add gummy bears. Pure genius!
| [[bedtime story]]

|-id="root beer"
| [[Image:Tall glass of frosty root beer.PNG|150px|A tall glass of frosty root beer!]]
| When Strong Bad went to the Storybook universe, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to [[Wikipedia: China|China]] with his ears, while our present-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''tall glass of frosty root beer'''. [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "[[Wikipedia: Sarsaparilla|Sarsparilla]] swimming hole", jumped into it.
|[[alternate universe]]

|-id="SB20"
| [[Image:SB20.png|150px|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
| '''SB2O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. It's [[Strong Bad]] flavored water according to Strong Bad. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]]. He claims it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]." The name is a play on [[Wikipedia:Water (molecule)|H2O]]. SB2O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen. Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Homestar sponsored another drink called "Malinko Drinko" at the end of the email, which he claims is "crystal clear like domestic [[Alcohol|beer]]".
|[[rough copy]]

|-id="L'Chaim Kosher Tea"
| [[Image:Kosher Tea.png|center|100px|Kosherific!]]
| One of the many strange drink products in the world of [[Free Country, USA]] is '''L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea'''. [[Marzipan]] is the only character known to drink it. Since it is [[Wikipedia:Kosher|Kosher]], it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. "[http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861678031/l%E2%80%99chaim.html L'Chaim]" is a Hebrew toast meaning "cheers", or more literally, "to life". This is a play on words, however, since L'chaim contains the word "[[Wikipedia:Chai|chai]]", which is a popular kind of tea.
|[[looking old]]

|-id="Sucks on the Beach"
| [[Image:Sucksonthebeach.png|150px|The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach"]]
| '''Sucks on the Beach''' is a scalding hot cup of black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. It is apparently Strong Sad's favorite tropical beverage.
| [[Somber Vacation]]

|-id="Wine Coola"
| [[Image:Wine Coola.png|center|50px|"Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband."]]
| '''Wine Coola''' is an [[alchoholic beverage]] that a [[Blue Laser Minion]] asked [[Fightgar]] to put down his headband.
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|}

==Unseen Beverages==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Description !! Mentioned

|-id="Fresh Juice"
| '''Fresh Juice''' is seen on the "Death Metal Worksheet."
| email [[death metal]]

|-id="Soy Latte"
| The '''Medium soy latte with carob sprinkles''' is briefly mentioned drink from [[Limozeen Live!]].
| [[Limozeen Live!]]

|-id="Frozen Margaracheatas"
| '''Margaracheatas''' are a drink, referenced by Strong Bad, that the Cheat's Hot Mom likes.
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|}

==See Also==
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Minor Foods]]

[[Category: Food and drinks]][[Category: Lists]]

Religion

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:39:30 GMT

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[[File:Shady missionaries.png|240px|thumb|Fairly religious overtones!]]

'''Religion''' has occasionally been referenced in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Renaldo]] — Wears a sideways [[Wikipedia:Star and Crescent|Star and Crescent]], a symbol of Islam.
drinks [[Wikipedia:kosher|kosher]] tea.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — the [[King of Town]] has a [[Cleric]] who tries to marry [[The Poopsmith]] to a pleasant odor in a chapel.
*Email [[more armies]] (Easter egg) — [[Taranchula]]'s album ''Shady Missionaries'' features "Fairly Religious Overtones!"
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says, "Thank yo, [[Wikipedia:Presbyterian|Presbyterian]]."
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat about a prestigious monk.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "Sister Christian".
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost]] says he got the [[Cheat Commandos HQ|Headquarters Playset]] for his [[Wikipedia:Bar and Bat Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]].

==See Also==
*[[Decemberween#References to Christmas]]

[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

AWMPSCE

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No.

[[Category:Organizations]]

Museum

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:33:06 GMT

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[[Image:New museum screenshot.png|thumb|160px|Historical, but fun]][[Image:Museum Screenshot.png|thumb|160px|Even more historical]]
The '''Museum''' is a section of [[homestarrunner.com]] where old material and fan submissions are kept. One can go there directly by clicking on the H*R logo in the upper corner of any of the [[main pages]], or by clicking on the 'museum' icon on the animated list that appears when one rolls over the bottom of some old [[toons]].

While the Old Flash Stuff has undergone around four or five major or minor updates, the Museum has only experienced one major change on or shortly before '''February 14, 2006'''. Notably, the Fan Stuff section was removed, the Ice Cream section was merged into the end of the Sketchbook, some Sketchbook summaries were changed, and many links were altered to open in a format similar to ''[[Puppet Stuff]]'', as Flash popups within the same window. There were also some subtle changes to the Old Flash Stuff; for example, the "Enter" button on the [[Old Intro]] was changed to "Close".

'''Page Title:''' Check out this!

==Current Museum Contents==
*[[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]]: Early (bad) drawings of Homestar and all your favorites plus never before seen characters
*[[Original Book]]: The children's book that started it.
===Old Museum Contents===
*[[Fan Stuff]]: Here's all the stuff you guys Potato
===Goofs===
*In Old Flash Stuff, if you press any link, all the buttons on the Old Flash Stuff page can still be used if you press tab.

==" page with a working "Fan Stuff" link]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/museum.swf View the Flash file (Links don't work)]
{{Museum}}
{{H*RNav}}
[[Category: Special Pages]]

Strong Mad

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:31:47 GMT

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{{charnav|Strong Bad|sm|The Cheat|Strong Sad}}
[[Image:neweststrongmad.png|thumb|right|"I'M STRONG MAD!"]]

==Biography==
A monolith of muscle and hostility, '''Strong Mad''' is, as his name implies, strong and usually mad. His brothers are [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad]], and he is the oldest of the three. He and [[The Cheat]] are "The next bosom buddies" according to a [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV TIME]] cover, and though he often tries to help Strong Bad with his evil plans, he usually only messes up. He communicates mostly in simple sentences shouted in an uninflected roar. Occasionally, Strong Mad will make pointed observations or reasonable suggestions in his typical voice, such as [[Where U Goin' 2?|"THAT'S REDUNDANT!"]] or [[Ever And More!|"I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!"]] He seems to be a wrestler (or perhaps was one in the past), since he wears a blue spandex singlet with an "M" on it.

He's a big lug, but with a big heart: though one wouldn't know it to look at him, Strong Mad has a soft side. In [[Where's The Cheat?]], he cries over an autographed picture of The Cheat, given to him by the little yellow guy. He also is proud to be The Cheat's friend, and is not afraid to [[Strong Badia the Free|hug The Cheat]] [[TV Time Toons Menu|in public]]. He finds it necessary to say he is [[The Cheat and Strong Mad's Relationship|The Cheat's best friend]]. He is [[little animal|very defensive]] to his buddy; even when [[do over|it is an obvious impostor]] he will not risk The Cheat being hurt, and on [[Strong Badia the Free|one occasion]] refused to fight him even when they were on opposing sides of a war.

[[Image:SM_has_a_Posse.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Strong Mad IS a posse]]
He is also very childish and naïve, and even though he is the oldest he is loved by his brothers. Strong Bad claims to cherish brother [[Graw Mad]], his name of endearment for his brother. Strong Sad seems to be on good terms with him whenever Strong Bad is not involved, and he shows friendship to [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and even, to an extent, [[Pom Pom]].

Strong Mad apparently enjoys sports. He dressed as [[Kobe|Kobe #2]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], he has dressed as a professional sports player three times in Halloween episodes ([[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|Refrigerator Perry]], [[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]], [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]]), he wore a baseball cap with the [[Wikipedia:Detroit Tigers|Detroit Tigers']] logo on it as [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]], he is the sports reporter for [[local news|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]], he has a statue of a football player in [[Strong Mad's Room|his room]], and he wore a football helmet in [[Ever and More!]].
[[Image:StrongMad 3D variation.PNG|thumb|"That's three weeks old!!"]]
Strong Mad's creative drive has produced two works of [[dinosaur]]-themed art (an [[lunch special|MS Paint drawing of a "fairly hot brontosaurus"]] and the claymation short [[Doug the Dino]]). At Strong Bad's behest, he has also carved the word "[[dragon|DAGRON]]" in a table and produced a portrait of Strong Bad in glitter and macaroni. (Other macaroni-related art produced by Strong Mad includes a macaroni nailed to a paper towel tube, as seen in [[record book]].) Despite these achievements, Strong Bad has devoted [[the facts|an entire email]] to explaining why Strong Mad can't produce his own cartoon show. His musical talent is evident, however: he plays what looks like a black Hofner Violin bass guitar in [[guitar]], [[Cool Things]], and [[Weclome Back]], and the drums in [[highschool]], plus he's a natural [[death metal]] singer. Additionally, Strong Mad surprised Strong Bad in [[nightlife]] by cracking a joke, which Strong Bad admitted to be "pretty good!". He also has shown [[Strong Badia the Free|skills]] in [[Arcade Game|doing taxes]].

Strong Mad is, oddly, the only main character to have five-fingered hands and a visible nose. He seems more than willing to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat otherwise inedible objects]] such as rocks, chain-whips, and printed e-mails. He does not, however, [[haircut|want to eat a guitar]]. Strong Bad implied he was surprised he hasn't eaten The Cheat by now. When Strong Mad inhales [[helium]], his voice stays the same, but when he sucks up [[isp|bandwidth]] through a [[garden hose]], his mouth gets tiny and his voice turns high-pitched. Strong Mad has a [[Horrible Painting]] in his closet that gives everyone (especially Strong Bad) the [[jibblies]]. He apparently needs reading glasses.

Strong Mad seems to want a pet, as he (as Marzipan put it) "absconded with" [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]] and tried to convince Strong Bad to let him keep it, saying that it followed him home.

*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] ''(briefly)''
*'''Debut:''' First Seen: "[[Super NES]]"
*[[:Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Physical Statistics==

[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|right|300px|"He's like a big square, this guy."]]

[[Image:SMSmiling.png|thumb|right|"MANNONBALL!"]]
Apparently, Strong Mad's height and weight are not definite, and the specifics can change from cartoon to cartoon. As stated on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|OBEY]] style [[HR:smsticker.html|stickers]], Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds. According to Strong Bad in [[the facts]], he is 88 inches (7 feet 4 inches) tall and 88 inches wide. As described by The Cheat in [[i she be]], he is only 6 feet tall. In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], it is stated that Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a combined weight of one million pounds. Apparently, Strong Mad is simply a big guy, and specific measurements are given only when needed for a joke or to convey a meaning.

As seen in several toons (including [[fingers]], [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]], [[death metal]], and [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]), Strong Mad's shoulders are squared-off, almost cubic, though his [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|figurine]] is rounder with a football-shaped top. When necessary, he is able to contract his frame into a spherical shape, as he did when performing a cannonball dive in [[keep cool]]. Strong Mad lacks a neck; there is no clear distinction between his head and his body.

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Mad's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Strong Man]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Ready For Primetime]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])

===[[Halloween Costumes]]===

*[[Wikipedia:Slim Goodbody|Slim Goodbody]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|William "The Fridge" Perry]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Ghost|Ghost]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum P.I.]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Maxx|The Maxx]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*A [[Wikipedia:List of Mario series enemies#Thwomp|Thwomp]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"|[[haircut]]|Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Did you just say polychaete worms?"|[[caffeine]] outtake|Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Did you just say parakeet?"|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As Small Mouth Strong Mad:''' "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"|[[isp]] outtake|Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"|[[other days]]|Mirror:sm imthehump.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==

*[[Strong Mad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Mad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Strong Mad|Nicknames]]

==External Links==

*[[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch Strong Mad's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_sm.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Mad's character video]]
*[[HR:smsticker.html|See a sticker which says "Strong Mad Has a Posse"]]

{{Characters|Strong Mad}}

Egg Throwing Game

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Chalk Calculator: I deliberately vandalized the page by replacing the text "play a game while u wait?" with some lyrics from the classic metal song "Puritania".

[[Image:eggthrowing.PNG|thumb|That'll teach those kids!]]

The '''Egg Throwing Game''' is accessible by clicking "I AM WAR, I AM PAIN, I AM ALL YOU'VE EVER SLAIN, I AM TEARS IN YOUR EYES, I AM GRIEF I AM LIES I AM THE COSMIC STORM I AM THE TINY WORMS I AM LAUGH I AM SMILE I AM THE EARTH DEFILED I AM FEAR IN THE NIGHT I AM BRINGER OF LIGHT" at the [[Homestarloween Party]] loading screen. It is a very simple game; you control [[Strong Bad]] by clicking the egg labeled "throw". Strong Bad then throws an [[egg]] at the three trick-or-treaters dressed as ghosts who run behind the fence at various speeds. You get infinite eggs and every hit will garner you 50 points. You can only throw one egg at a time, and clicking "throw" multiple times will restart the path of the egg onscreen.

A screenshot of the game with a high score of 203850 is seen in the [[Museum]] page [[Fan Stuff]]. To achieve this score, you must hit 4,077 of the trick-or-treaters. It is said that the score was reached by a person named Chris Kantus.
== See also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]

== External Links ==
*[[hr:halloween3.html|watch Homestarloween Party]]
*[[hr:halloween3.swf|view the Flash file for Homestarloween Party]]

[[Category: Games]]

H*R.com updates 2009

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HEY GUYS I'M VANDALIZING BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT ADDING EXPLICIT CONTENT LIKE THAT ONE GUY K THX BYE

==Monday, July 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]

==Thursday, July 23, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-23|"Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-23|3D Anselmo]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-23|Over 40 Men's League]]

==Monday, July 20, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|Homestar's "13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale!]]

==Monday, July 13, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #202: [[imaginary]]
*[[HR:sbemail_corpy.swf|Corpy NT6 menu]]

==Thursday, July 9, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-07-09|"Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-07-09|Dangeresque X-stitch!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-07-09|Albert has red hair.]]

==Sunday, July 5, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Loading Screens]]

==Tuesday, June 30, 2009==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #201: [[hremail3184]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: [[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2009-06-30|(silence; Strong Bad is absent)]]

==Monday, June 29, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 25, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-25|Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-25|Legolated Homsar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-25|Frankie ran over a lawyer]]

==Monday, June 15, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''kick the cheat contest!''

==Monday, June 8, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, June 4, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-06-04|"If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-06-04|Dangeresque Fanimation]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-06-04|alt.gregor.sketch]]

==Monday, June 1, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]

==Monday, May 18, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[79 Seconds Left]]

==Monday, May 11, 2009==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]

==Monday, May 4, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 7]]

==Monday, April 27, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Pistols for Pandas]]

==Friday, April 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] pre-order
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Abbreviation Ovrld!|Abbreviation Ovrld!]]

==Tuesday, April 21, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Green Cheat Tote Bag]]

==Sunday, April 19, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

==Friday, April 10, 2009==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Double your Deuce|Double your Deuce]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-10|"Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-10|Strange Body Dilemma?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-10|typical cheat nightmare]]

==Monday, April 6, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
*[[Short]]: [[Donut Unto Others]]
*[[April Fool 09]] put back up as a [[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon]].

==Thursday, April 2, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-04-02|"The beige malaise can last for days."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-04-02|blurry trogcoin]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-04-02|robolegs homestar]]
*[[April Fool 09]] removed from site.

==Wednesday, April 1, 2009==
*[[April Fool 09]] replaces [[Index Page]].

==Monday, March 30, 2009==
*[[Toon]]: [[Sbemailiarized!]]

==Thursday, March 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-26|"Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-26|1936 graffiti]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-26|this no go so well]]

==Tuesday, March 17, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Kick-A-Ball]]

==Monday, March 16, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#March 16, 2009|Four Gregs Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-12|"I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-12|are you asking for a cold oooooone?!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-12|finishing the job]]

==Tuesday, March 10, 2009==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[Career Day]]

==Monday, March 9, 2009==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new short soon''

==Thursday, March 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|"Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-03-05|a hit at parties]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-03-05|neighborhood KOT]]

==Monday, March 2, 2009==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2|Version 16.2]]

==Thursday, February 26, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-26|"That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-26|cheat commandlegos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-26|two of my best]]

==Tuesday, February 24, 2009==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2009#February 24, 2009|Homestar Hoodie]]

==Thursday, February 19, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-19|"You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-19|custom mighty mugg]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-19|four o' dems]]

==Monday, February 16, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[4 Gregs]]

==Thursday, February 12, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-12|"Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-12|12X a day man? really?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-12|couple year old drawing]]

==Monday, February 9, 2009==
*[[Short]]: [[Best Caper Ever]]

==Thursday, February 5, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-02-05|"What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" ]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-02-05|team fortress 2 spray ]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-02-05|which juan?]]

==Monday, February 2, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 2000]]

==Thursday, January 29, 2009==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-01-29|"Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou. Lumper. *lumper*"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2009#WF-2009-01-29|nother bear...shark?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-01-29|robonic homestar]]

==Monday, January 26, 2009==
*[[Hremail]]: [[Hremail 62]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2008 to 2009 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass!"]] main page).
__NOTOC__
[[Category:Regular Updates]]

Lem

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Damaging the work of others

Quote of the Week

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Nothing.

Characters

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:21:52 GMT

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:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|300px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:currentbad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:neweststrongsad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:NewestMarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:NewestMarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

Characters

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:21:24 GMT

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:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|300px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:currentbad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:neweststrongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:NewestMarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:NewestMarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:firstbubs.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

Nibbles

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:20:07 GMT

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[[Image:firstbubs.png|thumb|100px|"I make good ear plugs, too."]]
'''Nibbles''' is a mini-marshmallow and the mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers]]. He claims to be "one years old." Not only is Nibbles a sugary confection, he supposedly makes good earplugs, too. The existence of Nibbles raises the ire of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff's]] established mascot, [[Marshie]], causing him to scream "get out of here, you little runt!" at the diminutive confection. Nibbles' walking sound is the [[Sound Effects|same sound]] that [[Homsar]] and [[Mr. Shmallow]] make.

== Complete Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]

[[Category:Mascots]]
[[Category:Fluffy Puff]]

Stop Sign

Chalk Calculator — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:19:24 GMT

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[[Image:firstbubs.png|thumb|The Sign doin' what it does best]]

The BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY proclaims the population of [[Strong Badia]] to all who look at it. It is currently held up by the [[Cinder Block]], but according to the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[2 years]], the four-thousand would go their separate ways by September 2005. So far, this has not come to pass.

As revealed in the Strong Bad Email [[monument]], a grand statue of [[Strong Bad]] was to be constructed with the Stop Sign and Cinder Block as part of the right foot. In the email, Strong Bad says, "It's got all SIAODNASI(DNOSDIA

Stoppy the Sign is one of the [[Strong Bad's OITATITAOTIOTAITOTOATA]]

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[i rule]]
*[[Where's The Sam?]]
*Email [[flag (FSDF)ASDN
*Email [[ghosts]]
*Email [[monster truck]]D)ADIASDAIODMAD
*Email [[date]]
*Email Sewer Milk
*Email [[colonization]]
*Email [[army]]
*Email [[monument]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Email [[theme park]] (represented by Coach Z as Stoppy the Sign)
*Email [[animal]]
*Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*EmailBill nye the science guy

Strong Bad Email

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Chalk Calculator: replaced the page with 'im gonna lay off the nonsense page creation and stick to good old-fashioned vandalism, k guys yeah'

im gonna lay off the nonsense page creation and stick to good old-fashioned vandalism, k guys yeah

Piemonade

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[[Image:p-nade.png|thumb|right|220px|P-Nade]]
'''Piemonade''' is Piemonade. At the motivational lectures he gives every Wednesday, [[Strong Bad]] can not rush the Piemonade. "When life throws pies at you, piemonade.". Around Piemonade it is best known as Piemonade.

==Piemonade's Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[Piemonade]]

==See Also==
*[[Piemonade]]
*[[Melonade]]
[[Category:Piemonade]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

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Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

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{{tgsnav|15|Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14|Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:tgs15_thecloughb.png|thumb|"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"]]
The girls head to the Pretty Prism Junior Prom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Science Fiction Greg]], [[D N'D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Intercom|Intercom]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Band Name Boys|Band Name Boys]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Tenerence Love]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cheerleader Brian|Cheerleader Brian]], [[Manolios Ugly One]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gutted Sheep|Gutted Sheep]], [[Peacey P]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Conference Room C|Conference Room C]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 11, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:14

'''Page Title:''' Light Purple Cummerbund!

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{puffy sleeves!}'' What's Her Face! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' The Ugly One! ''{leftover brine?}''

''{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{looking befuddled}'' I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?

''{Close-up of So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

''{Cut back to the four girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?

'''SO AND SO:''' Me.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Me.

''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read "lil' snout"}'' Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?

''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Oh.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh.

''{cut to a view of the Gregs}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. ''{begins to flicker on the last three words}'' Anyone know where I can get some endurium? ''{flickers again on the last word}''

''{Cut to a view of Japanese Culture Greg standing at a distance from the other three Gregs with a shiny-looking girl.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Come on Chizuko ''{his head appears animeish on the last word}'', we're too cool for the prom anyway.

'''CHIZUKO:''' ''{exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking, her speech bubble is rectangular}'' Welcome, American investor, to the 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' You'd think I'd be interested in life-size, realistic robots ''{cut to close-up of Science Fiction Greg}'', but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. ''{holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}''

''{cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chizuko shoots ray out of her eyes at Japanese Culture Greg, whose limb begin to detach from his body}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' UNCANNY VALLEY'D!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

''{Cut back to the four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's right, I just grot asked to the prom ''{shows a photograph}'' by Cheerleader Brian! ''{on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}''

''{Cut back to the girls; So and So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' And we've all been there, right gals?

''{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Uh... so... ''{face changes to a goblin-like one}'' How much did everybody's dress cost?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{entering from the left and yelling and So and So, whose face has reverted to normal}'' MORE THAN YOURS!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{entering from the right and yelling at So and So before Cheerleader is finished}'' LESS THAN YOURS!

''{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So and So is kneeling on the ground between them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' KRAKOW! ''{the word explodes into existence above What's Her Face's head}''

''{Cut to the right, where Arrow'd Guy appears out of cloud with rays beaming onto What's Her Face.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You do not belong at the junior prom, What's Her Face!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I don't?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You will come into your own in college, and thrive!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{smiling}'' I will?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' Heh. No. Sparrow'd. ''{Sparrows fly out of his mouth and into What's Her Face.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A new twist on an old classic!

''{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So and So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!

'''SO-AND-SO:''' I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!

''{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, we see Fatty's Big Chance, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl before finally the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love appears.}''

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{singing throughout the scene above}'' Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one, don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on. ''{the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love falls over}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader and Cheerleader Brian}''

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' This place has SPIRIT!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{slaps Cheerleader Brian}'' Oh, shut it off, will ya?

''{Cut to So and So standing to the right of Science Fiction Greg, who is wearing a suit.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. ''{in a separate, smaller speech bubble}'' Oh.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{looking angry}'' Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar ''{cut to the right, where a feminine robot holding a pike and with the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx" above its head is standing}'' "in his stead".

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here, let me help you with that corsage. ''{The text appears at the bottom of the screen, after "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>", below So and So; the text lifts So and So slightly into the air}'' It doubles as a thumb drive. ''{this text appears, lifting So and So slightly higher}'' I make them myself! ''{this text appears and lifts So and So higher still}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BETRAYAL! ''{the robot attacks So and So with the pike and splits her in two}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' All her save data! Lost! ''{the text he speaks again appears below So and So after the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>"}''

''{Cut to D n' D Greg with The Ugly One, both of whom are dressed for the prom.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Thanks for dinner, D n' D Greg. So exotic. I mean, southwestern eggrolls? ''{Throughout her second sentence, a hand begins reaching in from the left.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DADGRASP! ''{The hand grasps D n' D Greg and pulls him to the left.}''

''{Cut to Manolios Ugly One standing to the left of D n' D Greg}''

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' So okay, Romeo ''{pronounced "roh-MAY-oh"}''. You think you're so great? Captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my daughter, I gut you like sheep.

''{cut to a scene of a sheep with a hole in its torso and visible entrails}''

'''SHEEP:''' It's not so bad!

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' No, I'm a joke. Gonna marry my little girl? ''{hanging from above}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the right}'' How much you make? ''{back on the left, a little lower than before}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{hanging from above and to the right}'' Got good knees? ''{in his original spot}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the lower right, a half of stereo appears to D n' D Greg's left}'' Half stereo, two seventy-five... ''{hanging from above}'' ...like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' I can assure you, Mr. Gly-One, I have never played a single bounce of basketball in my life.

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' ''{holding a knife, D n' D Greg has a hole in his torso and visble ribs and entrails}'' I gut you like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' Owww! Sheep, you lied!

''{Cut to Cheerleader dancing with Cheerleader Brian.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Feel free to get slightly less appropriate with those hands, Cheerleader Brian.

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' ''{throwing his arms up in the air, Cheerleader falls back in surprise}'' Oh, you mean like awesome prom SPIRIT!! ''{cut to Cheerleader Brian holding Cheerleader above his head}'' And rip a cupie into a cradle catch!}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{still in the air, near the spinning disco ball}'' PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PRETTY PRISM! ''{the disco ball shoots a ray of light at Cheerleader}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader Brian looking at Cheerleader's intact lower body and the charred remains of her upper body lying on the floor.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{jumping in from the right}'' Come on girls! Memories! Memories! ''{The previous two words appear in the speech bubble as she says them and move up and down, then disappear when she moves to the next sentence.}'' We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! ''{Cut to the "It's over" screen.}'' Chi-click!

''{The final scene fades in. The Ugly One is standing in the center of a room with balloons on either side and a banner reading "Priggidy Prizom 2009" across the room. Cheerleader's half-charred remains are to the left of The Ugly One, What's Her Face is sitting down with sparrows sticking into her on the right of The Ugly One. So and So's lower half is upside-down to the far left, her upper half is to the extreme right.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Clicking on the left balloons at the end plays a music video by Tenerence Love featuring Peacey P and Hiphop Man.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Light purple cummerbund, 
:: You know you're my only one! 
:: Don't need no date to the prom 
:: 'Cause I got a light purple cummerbund on
:'''PEACEY P:''' Thug chantment at the cloughb, 
:: Rhymin' 'bout a light purple cummerbund. 
:: It fits up on my abdomen like a glove, 
:: Peacey P rhymin' with a cardboard cutout of
:'''PEACEY P AND TENERENCE LOVE:''' Tenerererererence Looooooeerrrve.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Remainder three! Repeating.
:'''PEACEY P:''' And we out! ''{spoken}'' Dudes, don't forget to take your tux back tomorrow before noon or they charge you like two hundred dollars or some'n. It's ridankalus.

*At the end, click on the right-hand set of balloons to see Tompkins stewing.
:''{Manolios is gutting Science Fiction Greg, as seen earlier in the toon, while The Ugly One looks on in surprise, in the background. Tompkins is in the foreground, scowling.}''
:'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' I gut you like sheep.
:'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Owww! Sheep! You lied!!
:'''TOMPKINS:''' Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date.
:''{The Tenerence Love cutout suddenly appears from behind him, shooting arrows from his mouth at Tompkins, whose body is skewered with them. Tompkins, however, has a huge grin on his face.}''
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TENERROW'D!!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Uncanny valley|Uncanny valley]] is a hypothesis that if a figure looks and acts almost like a human, but not quite, this causes revulsion. This is often applied to robots and other human analogs.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time that any of [[The Gregs]] are killed off, let alone two of them.
*This is the first time one of Arrow'd Guy's attacks has actually been in a speech bubble, rather than announced by Narrator Strong Bad.

===Goofs===
*In the Peacey P Easter egg, "cardboard" is mispelled as "carboard".
*On the toons menu, it says this toon was made in 2008.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad previously mentioned the "cloughb" in [[nightlife]].
*The scene with The Gregs getting ready for the prom shifts to hexagonal paper, first seen in [[4 Gregs]], along with the music.
*What's Her Face getting "SPARROW'D!" is a reference to Arrow'd Guy's usual "ARROW'D!"
**The calling of this 'an old classic with a new twist" harkens back to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] and [[comic]].
**This is also true for Tompkins' "TENERROW'D!" in the Easter Egg.
*There is a total of 3 instances of [['d]] in this toon (including TENERROW'D in the Easter Egg).
*Tenerence Love and Peacey P did a crossover record in [[Rap Song]].
** "Remainder 3 repeating" echoes Tenerence's line "Remainder three!" in the song.

===Real-World References===
*The 2005 Consumer Robotics Show is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Consumer Electronics Show|Consumer Electronics Show]], an annual event where electronics makers, including robots makers, show off their latest models.
*Open Source Greg's avatar's name, xxUBUNTUFAN91xx, refers to [[Wikipedia:Ubuntu|Ubuntu]], an open source distribution of the Linux operating system.
*Endurium is a fictional material used as a fuel in the 1986 game [[Wikipedia:Starflight|Starflight]].
*The way that Strong Bad says "Betrayal" is a possible reference to the video game Halo 3.

==External Links==
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[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

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Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|right|A party of minor characters]]

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with a [[Guns|machine gun]]. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to be seen harming living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||

=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul no I in team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "I" in Team Boy=====
This boy goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a delivery truck (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift Store Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked [[What's Her Face]] as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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=====Brett Brett[[Names Ending in -erson|erson]]=====
Brett is an imaginary person whom So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly when So and So fell in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||

=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant [[brain]] with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when Quarterman suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They combine their sayings in a way that synchronizes with the background music in an Easter egg. The spiky-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week#QW-2004-03-08|Quote of the Week]].
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines on the grounds that she is vegan. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||

=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone.
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|[[Image:gazelle carcass half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Half-Digested Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]], to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]] and performs the [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy#Finishing and signature moves|Bundy Splash]], one of his signature moves.
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||

=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it appeared on its stand nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. When she talks, her speech balloon has three tails, with only one coming from her mouth. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine.
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|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DIED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||

=====A [[Shark]]=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||

=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg=====
Though unnamed until [[4 Gregs|later]], these are two more geeky Gregs. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a [[Wikipedia:portable toilet|portable outhouse]] that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a mustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads "Johnny Rite There". It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is injured--perhaps killed--by [[Arrow'd Guy]] when a spear enters his frontside after penetrating So and So.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A mighty warrior.png|center|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him!]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A tiny [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about either.]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who seems to have no hands.

Olympic Man reappears in [[#Issue 13|Issue 13]] as [[#Peacey P|Peacey P]]'s bodyguard, with the text on his shirt blurred out. When The Ugly One asks for Peacey P's autograph, he dangles (and ultimately drops) her from a hotel balcony into a bayonet tailgate party.

The Coach reappears in [[#Issue 14|Issue 14]] as the gym teacher for the girls' school. When Cheerleader, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face refuse to take their gym final, he gives them all A's.
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|[[Image:TGS Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||

=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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|[[Image:Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.PNG|center|110px|"Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight."]] ||

=====Sir Hotbod Handsomeface=====
One of [[Strong Bad]]'s many [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|exaggerated alter egos]]. He looks like an extremely chiseled construction worker. He makes an appearance when [[The Ugly One]] becomes hot, and Strong Bad imagines meeting her. After Sir Hotbod begins [[Making Out|making out]] with The Ugly One, Strong Bad himself begins to do the same to the piece of loose-leaf they were drawn on, much to the bewilderment of onlookers [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[The Cheat]]. A sketch of him was in the [[Sketchbook 2008|Sketchbook]] once.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Grim Reaper=====
The [[Grim Reaper]] appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|"GET BACK TO WORK!"]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude and aggressive to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not drawn in black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. Her right arm is also drawn much longer than her left and her hands are drawn crudely. She is injured and/or killed by an Astronaut.
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|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|"Ckhk. Da da da DA!"]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches out the manager, his justification being that she [[Killing Dogs|killed his dog]]. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk" as he turns it on. He has a cape and can fly.
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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Do YOU love her?]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and emaciated, feels unloved, and needs heavy medication, lest she "go into a coma".
The overall concept of a "raccoon girl" may be derived from the fact that girls wearing heavy black eyeliner may be seen as "raccoon-like".
|-
|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Coughing Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary, and is so fat that multiple rolls of fat hang over each other. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a baseball stadium complete with spectators and announcer just as a double play occurs. He feels it is necessary to point out that this is not his wife.
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|[[Image:Leprechaun SB.PNG|150px|Shoplifting?]] ||

=====Leprechaun Strong Bad=====
A [[Wikipedia:Leprechaun|leprechaun]] version of [[Strong Bad]] appears over [[So and So]]'s shoulder when she thinks about stealing the "tres cutee" shirt. Leprechaun Strong Bad is apparently So and So's bad conscience.
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|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|Big Brother is watching you...]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Store. It supposedly catches So and So shoplifting.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard not to be thought of as a square by What's Her Face and The Ugly One by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeeds in winning over the girls by singing a song with them. He then meets his end at the hands of Maniac in a Speedo. He is the only character in the series to be decapitated. He appears to be based loosely off of [[Wikipedia: Richard Simmons|Richard Simmons]].
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear is the subject of the song that the girls sing with the counselor. According to the song, he "came a tumblin' down", but sold neither [[beans]] nor [[eggs]] - he couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't. Instead, he "stapled it down".

|-
|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac in a Speedo=====
Maniac in a Speedo comes in at the end of the "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song. As seen, he wears a paper bag to hide his face and uses a chainsaw to do his bidding. He cut The Ugly One and What's Her Face in half and did a number on Camp Counselor Shortshorts as well.

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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a prison cell with So and So. It's not clear which inmate is which. Rubble D is apparently also in that cell or in a nearby one, but he isn't seen or heard.
One of them is in a straitjacket, and has chicken feet. The other is a bulky, roundish man.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]==

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|[[Image:patchbeard.png|150px|Beard'd!]] ||

=====Patchbeard=====
Patchbeard is Cheerleader's first romantic interest on Valentimes Day and is the first one to give Cheerleader a card. Cheerleader also refers to him as Peter Puberty. After receiving the card, Cheerleader knocks him out with a [[Wikipedia:Blackjack (weapon)|blackjack]].
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|[[Image:Band name boys.PNG|150px|"Band name. Band name."]] ||

=====Band Name Boys=====
These are the two boys from whom [[What's Her Face]] attempts to acquire a Valentine's Day card. They enjoy talking about band names; What's Her Face observes this and tells them she likes music, as well as cloth. One of the boys is surprised that she likes cloth, but the other thinks "she likes cloth" is a good band name. In an [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], a CD cover with the name "she likes cloth" is shown, along with the top of the Band Name Boys' heads.
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|[[Image:MrsEmbalmo.png|150px|Dea'd!]] ||

=====Mrs. Embalmo=====
Mrs. Embalmo is the one lunchlady who did not give The Ugly One a card for Valentine's Day. This is probably because there's nothing left of her but a creaking skeleton. She sports a hairnet and may have spiders living in her head, as evidenced by the spiderweb between her skull and the lunch-display glass.
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| [[Image:Tines.PNG|150px|TINES!]] ||

=====Tines Racer=====
The Tines Racer is a fork-shaped character who drives a "Tines Racing" car, named after the [[Wikipedia:Tine (structural)|points on his head]]. He has a handlebar [[mustache]] and wears a scarf. He drives over So and So when she gets angry at the other girls' mispronunciation of "Valentine's".
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| [[Image:Mindy TGS12 Egg.png|150px|"Let's get ready to gag me with a spoon!"]]||

=====Mindy=====
Mindy was the "chief cheerleader" from 1984 to [[1987]]. Many current cheerleaders, including Cheerleader, appear to look up to her to the point of worship, and they worship her at her own [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Mindy's Shrine|shrine]].

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| [[Image:Robot.PNG|150px|"TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE"]]||

=====Strong Bad Robot=====
This is a robot with Strong Bad's face on it who talks in Strong Bad's voice (with vocoder effects). He approves of "TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE" and sings a song about it twice.
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| [[Image:Prez.png|150px|"Whattaya mean I'm less than B?"]]||

=====Class Prez=====
Class Prez has a "technological romance" with Cheerleader by text messaging her from a few feet away, but is dismayed when she tells him he is "less than B". His phone model, "CRKR" (short for "Cracker"), is a play on the Motorola cellular phone KRZR. The name itself is also a play on the recent naming of cell phones after foods like the LG Chocolate and the BlackBerry. This could also explain why the phone has a bite taken out of it. He is skewered by the USB Dongle Goblin.
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| [[Image:Full Bars.png|150px|"Texting from a few feet away? FOR SHAME!"]] ||

=====Wireless Wizard=====
The Wireless Wizard dislikes people misusing wireless technology, such as sending text messages from a few feet away or making unidentifiable [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticons]]. He appears to be attracted to What's Her Face. As he is a wizard who specializes in technology, both [[The Gregs|Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]] respect him, even as an adversary.
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| | [[Image:usbdgob.png|150px|Here he comes!]] ||

=====The USB Dongle Goblin=====
The USB Dongle Goblin is a creature with a pointed nose and USB plug shaped body that arrives to skewer Cheerleader and Class Prez after Wireless Wizard mentions him. His shape is based on the emoticon Cheerleader used in her text message to Class Prez: >KO)->
|-
| | [[Image:Mindy's Friends.PNG|150px|"Gag me with a spoon!"]] ||
=====Mindy's Friends=====
It appears that Mindy held a similar friend circle to Teen Girl Squad. Their catchphrase was "Gag me with a spoon" instead of "SO GOOD!".
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]==

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|[[Image:Momkins.png|150px|"Awww, shush!"]] ||

=====Momkins=====
Momkins, also called Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmom[[erson]] by So and So, is [[Tompkins]]'s mother. She is a [[robot]] dressed like a prospector with a deep masculine southern accent and stubble on her face. She apparently goes out prospecting to find a future ex-husband. Her character is likely a play on the term "Gold Digger", which refers to a woman who would marry for money, then divorce.
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|[[Image:Timkins.png|150px|"Are all goo goos wah wahs?"]] ||

=====Timkins=====
Timkins is apparently Tompkins's baby brother. So and So has to babysit him along with Tompkins.

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|[[Image:Tompkins Virtual Pet.PNG|150px|"Please stop feeding me!"]] ||

=====Tompkins's Virtual Pet=====
Tompkins has a virtual pet which he overfeeds. Sketches of it appeared in the [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-06-21|Sketchbook]].

|-

|[[Image:Buttcrkplum.png|150px|"And this is for a how many gallon toilet, ma'am?"]] ||

=====Buttcrack Plumber=====
The Buttcrack Plumber works for a company called Buttcrack Plumbing. Cheerleader calls him Randy, but it's questionable that the two were having the same conversation. Assuming that Cheerleader meant to call him, he's on Cheerleader's "B-list" of boys. He has a plunger-shaped phone (or uses a plunger ''as'' a phone).

|-

|[[Image:Peaceyp.png|150px|"Ya'll biscuitheads!"]] ||

=====Peacey P=====
''Main article: [[Peacey P]]''

|-

|[[Image:Police Officers.png|150px|Neither are Timkins' real father!]] ||

=====The Policemen=====
The police officers arrive at Tompkins's house to watch the Pay-per-view show ("[[Wikipedia:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.|Camptown, Jr.]] [vs.] [[Wikipedia:Oscar de la Hoya|Ola Toya]] at [[Wikipedia:Caesars Palace|Caesars]]...") that The Ugly One ordered. So and So overreacts to their presence, and throws herself down the garbage disposal, but What's Her Face invites them in. They resemble police officers [[Wikipedia:List of recurring characters from The Simpsons#Eddie and Lou|Eddie and Lou]] from [[The Simpsons]]. One of them seems to be attracted to Momkins.

|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]==

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| [[Image:Cheerladder.PNG|Cheerladder]]||

=====Cheerladder=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a ladder. It carries a megaphone reading "G'backs", which refers to the school team, the Growlbacks.

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| [[Image:Cheerlubber.PNG|Cheerlubber]]||

=====Cheerlubber=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a [[whale]]. It wears a pirate's hat, an [[eyepatch]] and pom-poms.

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| [[Image:Scantron.png|150px|DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER BLADE ATTACK!]]||

=====Scantron=====

Actually [[So and So]] in a [[Wikipedia:mech|mech]] suit. Its components include a number 2 pencil, scratch paper, a healthy breakfast and comfortable clothes. Its special power is "Dixon Ticonderoga Lazer Blade Attack". So and So wears this costume in preparation for her final exam, which she believes to be a standardized test. However, it turns out to be a "ditto", which exploits her weakness of the "Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage".

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| [[Image:Frillsneck.PNG|150px|Frillsneck by name...]]||

=====Mrs. Frillsneck=====

One of [[So and So]]'s teachers. She administers the final exam.

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| [[Image:MimeogWrath.PNG|150px|HYPER TURBO FILL IN THE BLANK BARRAGE!!]]||

=====MimeogWrath=====

The "ditto" test come to life, which battles (and wins against) [[So and So]] as Scantron. Its special power is "Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage".

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| [[Image:Towel boy.PNG|150px|TOWEL BOY'D!!/TEAM MANAGER'D!!]]||

=====Towel Boy/Team Manager=====

The towel boy for the gym, though he hates being called one. He dumps dirty laundry all over [[Cheerleader]].

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| [[Image:Badcake.PNG|150px|REVENGE OF THE CROSS COUNTRY BOOSTER CLUB BAKESALE!!]]||

=====Evil Cake=====

The "Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale" lives in [[What's Her Face]]'s locker and eats her when she attempts to clean said locker out. It claims that What's Her Face "tastes like 9 minute miles".

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| [[Image:Seniors.PNG|150px|"Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank."]]||

=====The Seniors=====

Three senior boys who like pulling "senior pranks", which seem to consist entirely of mistreating [[The Ugly One]]. They vote her the most prettiest, ask if she wants to be the girlfriend of one of them, and pretend to offer her a ring. [[#Quarterman|Quarterman]] dumps trash cans all over them.

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== [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] ==

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| [[Image:TGS Whale.PNG|150px|"I guess I, like, represent symbolism and stuff?"]] ||
=====Moby Dick=====

As [[So and So]] reads a novel instead of watching the basketball game, the whale in her thought balloon eats her up. Moby Dick previously appeared in [[Main Page 3]].
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| [[Image:TGS Gangsters.PNG|150px|"Nuts."]] ||
=====Gangsters=====

At Mr. Pagliogaglioleri's request, two Italian mobsters [[Explosions|explode]] [[What's Her Face]]'s car as she tries to drive.
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|<center>[[Image:Basketballa.PNG|"I gotta look good despite my hairless legs."]]</center> ||
=====Basketballa=====

A young basketball player that the Squad tries to attract. He needs to spend more time in the showers.
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| [[Image:Medusa.PNG|"I just need to get a picture for yearbook."]]||
=====Medusa=====

A monster from Greek mythology who takes a yearbook picture of [[Cheerleader]] to turn her into stone. Medusa's plan suceeds due to Cheerleader's "unfamiliarity with Greek mythology".
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| [[Image:Robot Penguin.PNG|150px|"Not on my watch, The Ugly One!"]]||

=====Robotic Penguin=====

An animatronic [[bird]] that shoots [[The Ugly One]], as punishment for sneaking chocolate into the stadium. Then he takes the chocolate bar for himself, but chokes on it.
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| [[Image:TGSMayor.PNG|150px|"What will our fair city do without this brave, robotic duck?"]] ||

=====Mayor=====

The mayor grieves the robotic penguin after its death, but initially mistakes it for a [[duck]]. He bears a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Rich Uncle Pennybags|Rich Uncle Pennybags]], the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly_(game)|Monopoly]] guy.
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== [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]]==

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Ogg_Oggerson.PNG|150px|"Check out dope ride."]] ||

=====Ogg Oggerson=====

The captain of the mammoth hunting team. The Squad appears to have a crush on him.
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Missus_Jumblepuddins.PNG|150px|"Aw, hi, prit kit!"]] ||
=====Missus Jumblepuddins=====

A cute kitten found by one of the girls, who promptly names it.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Sabertooth_Tiger.PNG|150px|"SABER TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't totally obvious..."]] ||
=====Sabertooth Tiger=====

A tiger who hunts one of the girls for trying to give her kitten a "lame name".
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Wolf.PNG|150px|"Who's a recently domesticated boy? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"]] ||

=====Domesticated Wolf=====

A wolf the girls fawn over during caveman periods.
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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Slave_Drivers.PNG|150px|"Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!!"]] ||
=====Slave Drivers=====

Modeled after the people depicted in Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, the slave drivers force the girls to build pyramids.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Anubis.PNG|150px|"I AM THE DOG-HEADED GOD OF DEATH!!!"]] ||

=====Anubis=====
The "dog-headed Egyptian lord of the dead", who kills one of the girls as punishment for taking him basket shopping.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Dinosaur.PNG|150px|"We're gonna be best BFFs forever!"]] ||
=====Dinosaur=====
A dinosaur hatches out of the egg given to one of the girls at the beginning of the issue. After its birth, the girl gets hit by a meteor, allowing the dinosaur to outlive mammals.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Lizard_TGS.PNG|150px|"SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!!!"]] ||
=====Lizard Teen Girl Squad=====
When the last mammalian Teen Girl is killed by a meteor, the dinosaurs once more rule the Earth.

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Charles Darwin.PNG|150px|"Check out my new 12-inch woofers, y'all!!! "]] ||
=====Charles Darwin=====
With his boom box, he challenges the Lizard Teen Girl Squad to a "survival of the phattest".

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== [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]] ==

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=====Roadie=====
This roadie, who apparently drives [[Limozeen|Limozeen's]] tour bus, accidentally ran over So and So.
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| [[Image:BotBTGSPilot.PNG|150px|ARENA ROCKED!]] ||
=====Helicopter Pilot=====
This character pilots the helicopter that kills What's Her Face.
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==[[4 Gregs]]==
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|[[Image:ShortGirl.PNG|140px|"You have been chosen."]]||

=====Short Girl=====
A Short Girl with a hunched back, wearing glasses, braces and her hair in a ponytail, whom Cheerleader treats harshly in [[4 Gregs]].
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|[[Image:RegGreg.png|150px|From AP Calculus!]]||

=====Regular Greg=====
Regular Greg has no special traits, but acts as the Growlbacks mascot at football games. He also attends AP Calculus class with D N'D Greg. He is dirty in appearance, much like the costume he wears. This may be because when D N'D Greg mistook Regular Greg for a "level 4 shambling Krenshar" attacking a "slightly attractive, slightly overweight, color guard maiden", he tackled him and began to stomp on his chest.
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|[[Image:Color Guard Maiden.png|150px|Slightly attractive. And slightly overweight.]]||

=====Color Guard Maiden=====
The Color Guard Maiden, who is described as being slightly attractive and slightly overweight, stood next to the Growlbacks Mascot at the football game. Dn'D Greg believed she was in danger, which led to him beating up Regular Greg while she looked on in satisfaction.
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|[[Image:Football!.png|150px|"Eheheheheheheheheheheheh"]]||

=====Football Players=====
The Football players seem to enjoy beating up nerds like the Gregs. During half time, they appeared behind the Gregs and gave them explicit wedgies.
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== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
First seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song (deli-style, dentist).

''Main Article: [[Brainkrieg]]''
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].

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|[[Image:Daphne.PNG|Too many long sentences!]] ||
=====Daphne=====
Daphne is named after the "typical college girl" who wrote the email featured in [[pizza joint]]. She tries to invite the Squad to [[The Pizz|Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza Place]], but they lose interest since the name is so long.

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|[[Image:Meredith.PNG|129px|I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth!]]||
=====Meredith=====
Meredith appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Meredithian" poetic style, where every word she spoke ended in "th." Cheerleader cannot stand the way she talks. She was killed by a spear thrown by [[Arrow'd Guy]].

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|[[Image:Kimberly.PNG|141px|I herly berly on gerly werly!]]||

=====Kimberly=====
Kimberly appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Kimberlian" poetic style. She talks by saying -erly on the end of nearly every word. She has [[fangs]]. She was killed, along with Meredith, by a spear thrown by Arrow'd Guy.
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|'''Olda Boy''': "I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

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Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|right|A party of minor characters]]

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with a [[Guns|machine gun]]. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to be seen harming living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||

=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul no I in team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "I" in Team Boy=====
This boy goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a delivery truck (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift Store Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked [[What's Her Face]] as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Brett[[Names Ending in -erson|erson]]=====
Brett is an imaginary person whom So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly when So and So fell in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||

=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant [[brain]] with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when Quarterman suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They combine their sayings in a way that synchronizes with the background music in an Easter egg. The spiky-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week#QW-2004-03-08|Quote of the Week]].
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines on the grounds that she is vegan. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||

=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone.
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|[[Image:gazelle carcass half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Half-Digested Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]], to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]] and performs the [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy#Finishing and signature moves|Bundy Splash]], one of his signature moves.
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||

=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." In the Tenthennial Extravaganza, it appeared on its stand nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. When she talks, her speech balloon has three tails, with only one coming from her mouth. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine.
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|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DIED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||

=====A [[Shark]]=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||

=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg=====
Though unnamed until [[4 Gregs|later]], these are two more geeky Gregs. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. ''See main article: [[The Gregs]].''
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a [[Wikipedia:portable toilet|portable outhouse]] that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a mustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads "Johnny Rite There". It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is injured--perhaps killed--by [[Arrow'd Guy]] when a spear enters his frontside after penetrating So and So.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A mighty warrior.png|center|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him!]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A tiny [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about either.]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who seems to have no hands.

Olympic Man reappears in [[#Issue 13|Issue 13]] as [[#Peacey P|Peacey P]]'s bodyguard, with the text on his shirt blurred out. When The Ugly One asks for Peacey P's autograph, he dangles (and ultimately drops) her from a hotel balcony into a bayonet tailgate party.

The Coach reappears in [[#Issue 14|Issue 14]] as the gym teacher for the girls' school. When Cheerleader, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face refuse to take their gym final, he gives them all A's.
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|[[Image:TGS Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||

=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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|[[Image:Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.PNG|center|110px|"Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight."]] ||

=====Sir Hotbod Handsomeface=====
One of [[Strong Bad]]'s many [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|exaggerated alter egos]]. He looks like an extremely chiseled construction worker. He makes an appearance when [[The Ugly One]] becomes hot, and Strong Bad imagines meeting her. After Sir Hotbod begins [[Making Out|making out]] with The Ugly One, Strong Bad himself begins to do the same to the piece of loose-leaf they were drawn on, much to the bewilderment of onlookers [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[The Cheat]]. A sketch of him was in the [[Sketchbook 2008|Sketchbook]] once.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Grim Reaper=====
The [[Grim Reaper]] appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|"GET BACK TO WORK!"]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude and aggressive to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not drawn in black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. Her right arm is also drawn much longer than her left and her hands are drawn crudely. She is injured and/or killed by an Astronaut.
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|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|"Ckhk. Da da da DA!"]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches out the manager, his justification being that she [[Killing Dogs|killed his dog]]. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk" as he turns it on. He has a cape and can fly.
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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Do YOU love her?]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and emaciated, feels unloved, and needs heavy medication, lest she "go into a coma".
The overall concept of a "raccoon girl" may be derived from the fact that girls wearing heavy black eyeliner may be seen as "raccoon-like".
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Coughing Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary, and is so fat that multiple rolls of fat hang over each other. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a baseball stadium complete with spectators and announcer just as a double play occurs. He feels it is necessary to point out that this is not his wife.
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|[[Image:Leprechaun SB.PNG|150px|Shoplifting?]] ||

=====Leprechaun Strong Bad=====
A [[Wikipedia:Leprechaun|leprechaun]] version of [[Strong Bad]] appears over [[So and So]]'s shoulder when she thinks about stealing the "tres cutee" shirt. Leprechaun Strong Bad is apparently So and So's bad conscience.
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|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|Big Brother is watching you...]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Store. It supposedly catches So and So shoplifting.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard not to be thought of as a square by What's Her Face and The Ugly One by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeeds in winning over the girls by singing a song with them. He then meets his end at the hands of Maniac in a Speedo. He is the only character in the series to be decapitated. He appears to be based loosely off of [[Wikipedia: Richard Simmons|Richard Simmons]].
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear is the subject of the song that the girls sing with the counselor. According to the song, he "came a tumblin' down", but sold neither [[beans]] nor [[eggs]] - he couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't. Instead, he "stapled it down".

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|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac in a Speedo=====
Maniac in a Speedo comes in at the end of the "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song. As seen, he wears a paper bag to hide his face and uses a chainsaw to do his bidding. He cut The Ugly One and What's Her Face in half and did a number on Camp Counselor Shortshorts as well.

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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a prison cell with So and So. It's not clear which inmate is which. Rubble D is apparently also in that cell or in a nearby one, but he isn't seen or heard.
One of them is in a straitjacket, and has chicken feet. The other is a bulky, roundish man.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]==

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|[[Image:patchbeard.png|150px|Beard'd!]] ||

=====Patchbeard=====
Patchbeard is Cheerleader's first romantic interest on Valentimes Day and is the first one to give Cheerleader a card. Cheerleader also refers to him as Peter Puberty. After receiving the card, Cheerleader knocks him out with a [[Wikipedia:Blackjack (weapon)|blackjack]].
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|[[Image:Band name boys.PNG|150px|"Band name. Band name."]] ||

=====Band Name Boys=====
These are the two boys from whom [[What's Her Face]] attempts to acquire a Valentine's Day card. They enjoy talking about band names; What's Her Face observes this and tells them she likes music, as well as cloth. One of the boys is surprised that she likes cloth, but the other thinks "she likes cloth" is a good band name. In an [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], a CD cover with the name "she likes cloth" is shown, along with the top of the Band Name Boys' heads.
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|[[Image:MrsEmbalmo.png|150px|Dea'd!]] ||

=====Mrs. Embalmo=====
Mrs. Embalmo is the one lunchlady who did not give The Ugly One a card for Valentine's Day. This is probably because there's nothing left of her but a creaking skeleton. She sports a hairnet and may have spiders living in her head, as evidenced by the spiderweb between her skull and the lunch-display glass.
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| [[Image:Tines.PNG|150px|TINES!]] ||

=====Tines Racer=====
The Tines Racer is a fork-shaped character who drives a "Tines Racing" car, named after the [[Wikipedia:Tine (structural)|points on his head]]. He has a handlebar [[mustache]] and wears a scarf. He drives over So and So when she gets angry at the other girls' mispronunciation of "Valentine's".
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| [[Image:Mindy TGS12 Egg.png|150px|"Let's get ready to gag me with a spoon!"]]||

=====Mindy=====
Mindy was the "chief cheerleader" from 1984 to [[1987]]. Many current cheerleaders, including Cheerleader, appear to look up to her to the point of worship, and they worship her at her own [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Mindy's Shrine|shrine]].

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| [[Image:Robot.PNG|150px|"TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE"]]||

=====Strong Bad Robot=====
This is a robot with Strong Bad's face on it who talks in Strong Bad's voice (with vocoder effects). He approves of "TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE" and sings a song about it twice.
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| [[Image:Prez.png|150px|"Whattaya mean I'm less than B?"]]||

=====Class Prez=====
Class Prez has a "technological romance" with Cheerleader by text messaging her from a few feet away, but is dismayed when she tells him he is "less than B". His phone model, "CRKR" (short for "Cracker"), is a play on the Motorola cellular phone KRZR. The name itself is also a play on the recent naming of cell phones after foods like the LG Chocolate and the BlackBerry. This could also explain why the phone has a bite taken out of it. He is skewered by the USB Dongle Goblin.
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| [[Image:Full Bars.png|150px|"Texting from a few feet away? FOR SHAME!"]] ||

=====Wireless Wizard=====
The Wireless Wizard dislikes people misusing wireless technology, such as sending text messages from a few feet away or making unidentifiable [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticons]]. He appears to be attracted to What's Her Face. As he is a wizard who specializes in technology, both [[The Gregs|Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]] respect him, even as an adversary.
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| | [[Image:usbdgob.png|150px|Here he comes!]] ||

=====The USB Dongle Goblin=====
The USB Dongle Goblin is a creature with a pointed nose and USB plug shaped body that arrives to skewer Cheerleader and Class Prez after Wireless Wizard mentions him. His shape is based on the emoticon Cheerleader used in her text message to Class Prez: >KO)->
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| | [[Image:Mindy's Friends.PNG|150px|"Gag me with a spoon!"]] ||
=====Mindy's Friends=====
It appears that Mindy held a similar friend circle to Teen Girl Squad. Their catchphrase was "Gag me with a spoon" instead of "SO GOOD!".
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]==

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|[[Image:Momkins.png|150px|"Awww, shush!"]] ||

=====Momkins=====
Momkins, also called Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmom[[erson]] by So and So, is [[Tompkins]]'s mother. She is a [[robot]] dressed like a prospector with a deep masculine southern accent and stubble on her face. She apparently goes out prospecting to find a future ex-husband. Her character is likely a play on the term "Gold Digger", which refers to a woman who would marry for money, then divorce.
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|[[Image:Timkins.png|150px|"Are all goo goos wah wahs?"]] ||

=====Timkins=====
Timkins is apparently Tompkins's baby brother. So and So has to babysit him along with Tompkins.

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|[[Image:Tompkins Virtual Pet.PNG|150px|"Please stop feeding me!"]] ||

=====Tompkins's Virtual Pet=====
Tompkins has a virtual pet which he overfeeds. Sketches of it appeared in the [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-06-21|Sketchbook]].

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|[[Image:Buttcrkplum.png|150px|"And this is for a how many gallon toilet, ma'am?"]] ||

=====Buttcrack Plumber=====
The Buttcrack Plumber works for a company called Buttcrack Plumbing. Cheerleader calls him Randy, but it's questionable that the two were having the same conversation. Assuming that Cheerleader meant to call him, he's on Cheerleader's "B-list" of boys. He has a plunger-shaped phone (or uses a plunger ''as'' a phone).

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|[[Image:Peaceyp.png|150px|"Ya'll biscuitheads!"]] ||

=====Peacey P=====
''Main article: [[Peacey P]]''

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|[[Image:Police Officers.png|150px|Neither are Timkins' real father!]] ||

=====The Policemen=====
The police officers arrive at Tompkins's house to watch the Pay-per-view show ("[[Wikipedia:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.|Camptown, Jr.]] [vs.] [[Wikipedia:Oscar de la Hoya|Ola Toya]] at [[Wikipedia:Caesars Palace|Caesars]]...") that The Ugly One ordered. So and So overreacts to their presence, and throws herself down the garbage disposal, but What's Her Face invites them in. They resemble police officers [[Wikipedia:List of recurring characters from The Simpsons#Eddie and Lou|Eddie and Lou]] from [[The Simpsons]]. One of them seems to be attracted to Momkins.

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]==

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=====Cheerladder=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a ladder. It carries a megaphone reading "G'backs", which refers to the school team, the Growlbacks.

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| [[Image:Cheerlubber.PNG|Cheerlubber]]||

=====Cheerlubber=====

A student in the Teen Girl Squad's school who resembles a [[whale]]. It wears a pirate's hat, an [[eyepatch]] and pom-poms.

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| [[Image:Scantron.png|150px|DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER BLADE ATTACK!]]||

=====Scantron=====

Actually [[So and So]] in a [[Wikipedia:mech|mech]] suit. Its components include a number 2 pencil, scratch paper, a healthy breakfast and comfortable clothes. Its special power is "Dixon Ticonderoga Lazer Blade Attack". So and So wears this costume in preparation for her final exam, which she believes to be a standardized test. However, it turns out to be a "ditto", which exploits her weakness of the "Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage".

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| [[Image:Frillsneck.PNG|150px|Frillsneck by name...]]||

=====Mrs. Frillsneck=====

One of [[So and So]]'s teachers. She administers the final exam.

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| [[Image:MimeogWrath.PNG|150px|HYPER TURBO FILL IN THE BLANK BARRAGE!!]]||

=====MimeogWrath=====

The "ditto" test come to life, which battles (and wins against) [[So and So]] as Scantron. Its special power is "Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage".

|-

| [[Image:Towel boy.PNG|150px|TOWEL BOY'D!!/TEAM MANAGER'D!!]]||

=====Towel Boy/Team Manager=====

The towel boy for the gym, though he hates being called one. He dumps dirty laundry all over [[Cheerleader]].

|-

| [[Image:Badcake.PNG|150px|REVENGE OF THE CROSS COUNTRY BOOSTER CLUB BAKESALE!!]]||

=====Evil Cake=====

The "Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale" lives in [[What's Her Face]]'s locker and eats her when she attempts to clean said locker out. It claims that What's Her Face "tastes like 9 minute miles".

|-

| [[Image:Seniors.PNG|150px|"Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank."]]||

=====The Seniors=====

Three senior boys who like pulling "senior pranks", which seem to consist entirely of mistreating [[The Ugly One]]. They vote her the most prettiest, ask if she wants to be the girlfriend of one of them, and pretend to offer her a ring. [[#Quarterman|Quarterman]] dumps trash cans all over them.

|}

== [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] ==

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| [[Image:TGS Whale.PNG|150px|"I guess I, like, represent symbolism and stuff?"]] ||
=====Moby Dick=====

As [[So and So]] reads a novel instead of watching the basketball game, the whale in her thought balloon eats her up. Moby Dick previously appeared in [[Main Page 3]].
|-
| [[Image:TGS Gangsters.PNG|150px|"Nuts."]] ||
=====Gangsters=====

At Mr. Pagliogaglioleri's request, two Italian mobsters [[Explosions|explode]] [[What's Her Face]]'s car as she tries to drive.
|-
|<center>[[Image:Basketballa.PNG|"I gotta look good despite my hairless legs."]]</center> ||
=====Basketballa=====

A young basketball player that the Squad tries to attract. He needs to spend more time in the showers.
|-
| [[Image:Medusa.PNG|"I just need to get a picture for yearbook."]]||
=====Medusa=====

A monster from Greek mythology who takes a yearbook picture of [[Cheerleader]] to turn her into stone. Medusa's plan suceeds due to Cheerleader's "unfamiliarity with Greek mythology".
|-
| [[Image:Robot Penguin.PNG|150px|"Not on my watch, The Ugly One!"]]||

=====Robotic Penguin=====

An animatronic [[bird]] that shoots [[The Ugly One]], as punishment for sneaking chocolate into the stadium. Then he takes the chocolate bar for himself, but chokes on it.
|-
| [[Image:TGSMayor.PNG|150px|"What will our fair city do without this brave, robotic duck?"]] ||

=====Mayor=====

The mayor grieves the robotic penguin after its death, but initially mistakes it for a [[duck]]. He bears a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Rich Uncle Pennybags|Rich Uncle Pennybags]], the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly_(game)|Monopoly]] guy.
|}

== [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]]==

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| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Ogg_Oggerson.PNG|150px|"Check out dope ride."]] ||

=====Ogg Oggerson=====

The captain of the mammoth hunting team. The Squad appears to have a crush on him.
|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Missus_Jumblepuddins.PNG|150px|"Aw, hi, prit kit!"]] ||
=====Missus Jumblepuddins=====

A cute kitten found by one of the girls, who promptly names it.

|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Sabertooth_Tiger.PNG|150px|"SABER TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't totally obvious..."]] ||
=====Sabertooth Tiger=====

A tiger who hunts one of the girls for trying to give her kitten a "lame name".
|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Wolf.PNG|150px|"Who's a recently domesticated boy? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"]] ||

=====Domesticated Wolf=====

A wolf the girls fawn over during caveman periods.
|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Slave_Drivers.PNG|150px|"Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!!"]] ||
=====Slave Drivers=====

Modeled after the people depicted in Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, the slave drivers force the girls to build pyramids.

|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Anubis.PNG|150px|"I AM THE DOG-HEADED GOD OF DEATH!!!"]] ||

=====Anubis=====
The "dog-headed Egyptian lord of the dead", who kills one of the girls as punishment for taking him basket shopping.

|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Dinosaur.PNG|150px|"We're gonna be best BFFs forever!"]] ||
=====Dinosaur=====
A dinosaur hatches out of the egg given to one of the girls at the beginning of the issue. After its birth, the girl gets hit by a meteor, allowing the dinosaur to outlive mammals.

|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Lizard_TGS.PNG|150px|"SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!!!"]] ||
=====Lizard Teen Girl Squad=====
When the last mammalian Teen Girl is killed by a meteor, the dinosaurs once more rule the Earth.

|-
| [[Image:SBtfCGS-Charles Darwin.PNG|150px|"Check out my new 12-inch woofers, y'all!!! "]] ||
=====Charles Darwin=====
With his boom box, he challenges the Lizard Teen Girl Squad to a "survival of the phattest".

|}

== [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]] ==

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| [[Image:BotBTGSRoadie.PNG|150px|"Backup?...OK!"]] ||
=====Roadie=====
This roadie, who apparently drives [[Limozeen|Limozeen's]] tour bus, accidentally ran over So and So.
|-
| [[Image:BotBTGSPilot.PNG|150px|ARENA ROCKED!]] ||
=====Helicopter Pilot=====
This character pilots the helicopter that kills What's Her Face.
|}

==[[4 Gregs]]==
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|[[Image:ShortGirl.PNG|140px|"You have been chosen."]]||

=====Short Girl=====
A Short Girl with a hunched back, wearing glasses, braces and her hair in a ponytail, whom Cheerleader treats harshly in [[4 Gregs]].
|-
|[[Image:RegGreg.png|150px|From AP Calculus!]]||

=====Regular Greg=====
Regular Greg has no special traits, but acts as the Growlbacks mascot at football games. He also attends AP Calculus class with D N'D Greg. He is dirty in appearance, much like the costume he wears. This may be because when D N'D Greg mistook Regular Greg for a "level 4 shambling Krenshar" attacking a "slightly attractive, slightly overweight, color guard maiden", he tackled him and began to stomp on his chest.
|-
|[[Image:Color Guard Maiden.png|150px|Slightly attractive. And slightly overweight.]]||

=====Color Guard Maiden=====
The Color Guard Maiden, who is described as being slightly attractive and slightly overweight, stood next to the Growlbacks Mascot at the football game. Dn'D Greg believed she was in danger, which led to him beating up Regular Greg while she looked on in satisfaction.
|-
|[[Image:Football!.png|150px|"Eheheheheheheheheheheheh"]]||

=====Football Players=====
The Football players seem to enjoy beating up nerds like the Gregs. During half time, they appeared behind the Gregs and gave them explicit wedgies.
|}

== [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]

== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
First seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song (deli-style, dentist).

''Main Article: [[Brainkrieg]]''
|-
|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].

|-
|[[Image:Daphne.PNG|Too many long sentences!]] ||
=====Daphne=====
Daphne is named after the "typical college girl" who wrote the email featured in [[pizza joint]]. She tries to invite the Squad to [[The Pizz|Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza Place]], but they lose interest since the name is so long.

|-
|[[Image:Meredith.PNG|129px|I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth!]]||
=====Meredith=====
Meredith appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Meredithian" poetic style, where every word she spoke ended in "th." Cheerleader cannot stand the way she talks. She was killed by a spear thrown by [[Arrow'd Guy]].

|-
|[[Image:Kimberly.PNG|141px|I herly berly on gerly werly!]]||

=====Kimberly=====
Kimberly appeared in [[love poems]] as an example of "Kimberlian" poetic style. She talks by saying -erly on the end of nearly every word. She has [[fangs]]. She was killed, along with Meredith, by a spear thrown by Arrow'd Guy.
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|'''Olda Boy''': "I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

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[[Image:tgs15_thecloughb.png|thumb|"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"]]
The girls head to the Pretty Prism Junior Prom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Science Fiction Greg]], [[D N'D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], [[Chizuko]], [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Band Name Boys|Band Name Boys]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Tenerence Love]], [[Cheerleader Brian]], [[Manolios Ugly One]], [[Gutted Sheep]], [[Peacey P]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Conference Room C]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 11, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:11

'''Page Title:''' Light Purple Cummerbund!

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{puffy sleeves!}'' What's Her Face! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' The Ugly One! ''{leftover brine?}''

''{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggity prizom?!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{looking befuddled}'' I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?

''{Close-up of So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

''{Cut back to the four girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?

'''SO AND SO:''' Me.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Me.

''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read "lil' snout"}'' Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?

''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Oh.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh.

''{cut to a view of the Gregs}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. ''{begins to flicker on the last three words}'' Anyone know where I can get some endurium? ''{flickers again on the last word}''

''{Cut to a view of Japanese Culture Greg standing at a distance from the other three Gregs with a shiny-looking girl.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Come on Chizuko ''{his head appears animeish on the last word}'', we're too cool for the prom anyway.

'''CHIZUKO:''' ''{exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking, her speech bubble is rectangular}'' Welcome, American investor, to the 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' You'd think I'd be interested in life-size, realistic robots ''{cut to close-up of Science Fiction Greg}'', but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. ''{holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}''

''{cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chizuko shoots ray out of her eyes at Japanese Culture Greg, whose limb begin to detach from his body}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' UNCANNY VALLEY'D!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

''{Cut back to the four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's right, I just grot asked to the prom ''{shows a photograph}'' by Cheerleader Brian! ''{on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}''

''{Cut back to the girls; So and So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' And we've all been there, right gals?

''{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Uh... so... ''{face changes to a goblin-like one}'' How much did everybody's dress cost?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{entering from the left and yelling and So and So, whose face has reverted to normal}'' MORE THAN YOURS!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{entering from the right and yelling at So and So before Cheerleader is finished}'' LESS THAN YOURS!

''{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So and So is kneeling on the ground between them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' KRAKOW! ''{the word explodes into existence above What's Her Face's head}''

''{Cut to the right, where Arrow'd Guy appears out of cloud with rays beaming onto What's Her Face.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You do not belong at the junior prom, What's Her Face!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I don't?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You will come into your own in college, and thrive!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{smiling}'' I will?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' Heh. No. Sparrow'd. ''{Sparrows fly out of his mouth and into What's Her Face.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A new twist on an old classic!

''{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So and So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!

'''SO-AND-SO:''' I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!

''{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, we see Fatty's Big Chance, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl before finally the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love appears.}''

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{singing throughout the scene above}'' Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one, don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on. ''{the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love falls over}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader and Cheerleader Brian}''

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' This place has SPIRIT!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{slaps Cheerleader Brian}'' Oh, shut it off, will ya?

''{Cut to So and So standing to the right of Science Fiction Greg, who is wearing a suit.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. ''{in a separate, smaller speech bubble}'' Oh.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{looking angry}'' Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar ''{cut to the right, where a feminine robot holding a pike and with the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx" above its head is standing}'' "in his stead".

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here, let me help you with that corsage. ''{The text appears at the bottom of the screen, after "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>", below So and So; the text lifts So and So slightly into the air}'' It doubles as a thumb drive. ''{this text appears, lifting So and So slightly higher}'' I make them myself! ''{this text appears and lifts So and So higher still}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BETRAYAL! ''{the robot attacks So and So with the pike and splits her in two}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' All her save data! Lost! ''{the text he speaks again appears below So and So after the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>"}''

''{Cut to D n' D Greg with The Ugly One, both of whom are dressed for the prom.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Thanks for dinner, D n' D Greg. So exotic. I mean, southwestern eggrolls? ''{Throughout her second sentence, a hand begins reaching in from the left.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DADGRASP! ''{The hand grasps D n' D Greg and pulls him to the left.}''

''{Cut to Manolios Ugly One standing to the left of D n' D Greg}''

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' So okay, Romeo ''{pronounced "roh-MAY-oh"}''. You think you're so great? Captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my daughter, I gut you like sheep.

''{cut to a scene of a sheep with a hole in its torso and visible entrails}''

'''SHEEP:''' It's not so bad!

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' No, I'm a joke. Gonna marry my little girl? ''{hanging from above}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the right}'' How much you make? ''{back on the left, a little lower than before}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{hanging from above and to the right}'' Got good knees? ''{in his original spot}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the lower right, a half of stereo appears to D n' D Greg's left}'' Half stereo, two seventy-five... ''{hanging from above}'' ...like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' I can assure you, Mr. Gly-One, I have never played a single bounce of basketball in my life.

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' ''{holding a knife, D n' D Greg has a hole in his torso and visble ribs and entrails}'' I gut you like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' Owww! Sheep, you lied!

''{Cut to Cheerleader dancing with Cheerleader Brian.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Feel free to get slightly less appropriate with those hands, Cheerleader Brian.

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' ''{throwing his arms up in the air, Cheerleader falls back in surprise}'' Oh, you mean like awesome prom SPIRIT!! ''{cut to Cheerleader Brian holding Cheerleader above his head}'' And rip a cupie into a cradle catch!}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{still in the air, near the spinning disco ball}'' PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PRETTY PRISM! ''{the disco ball shoots a ray of light at Cheerleader}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader Brian looking at Cheerleader's intact lower body and the charred remains of her upper body lying on the floor.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{jumping in from the right}'' Come on girls! Memories! Memories! ''{The previous two words appear in the speech bubble as she says them and move up and down, then disappear when she moves to the next sentence.}'' We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! ''{Cut to the "It's over" screen.}'' Chi-click!

''{The final scene fades in. The Ugly One is standing in the center of a room with balloons on either side and a banner reading "Priggidy Prizom 2009" across the room. Cheerleader's half-charred remains are to the left of The Ugly One, What's Her Face is sitting down with sparrows sticking into her on the right of The Ugly One. So and So's lower half is upside-down to the far left, her upper half is to the extreme right.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Clicking on the left balloons at the end plays a music video by Tenerence Love featuring Peacey P and Hiphop Man.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Light purple cummerbund, 
:: You know you're my only one! 
:: Don't need no date to the prom 
:: 'Cause I got a light purple cummerbund on
:'''PEACEY P:''' Thug chantment at the cloughb, 
:: Rhymin' 'bout a light purple cummerbund. 
:: It fits up on my abdomen like a glove, 
:: Peacey P rhymin' with a cardboard cutout of
:'''PEACEY P AND TENERENCE LOVE:''' Tenerererererence Looooooeerrrve.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Remainder three! Repeating.
:'''PEACEY P:''' And we out! ''{spoken}'' Dudes, don't forget to take your tux back tomorrow before noon or they charge you like two hundred dollars or some'n. It's ridankalus.

*At the end, click on the right-hand set of balloons to see Tompkins stewing.
:''{Manolios is gutting Science Fiction Greg, as seen earlier in the toon, while The Ugly One looks on in surprise, in the background. Tompkins is in the foreground, scowling.}''
:'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' I gut you like sheep.
:'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Owww! Sheep! You lied!!
:'''TOMPKINS:''' Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date.
:''{The Tenerence Love cutout suddenly appears from behind him, shooting arrows from his mouth at Tompkins, whose body is skewered with them. Tompkins, however, has a huge grin on his face.}''
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TENERROW'D!!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Uncanny valley|Uncanny valley]] is a hypothesis that if a figure looks and acts almost like a human, but not quite, this causes revulsion. This is often applied to robots and other human analogs.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time that any of [[The Gregs]] are killed off, let alone two of them.
*Science Fiction Greg's energy drink says "GREG FUEL" on it.

===Goofs===
*In the Peacey P easter egg, "cardboard" is mispelled as "carboard".
*On the toons menu, it says this toon was made in 2008.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad previously mentioned the "cloughb" in [[nightlife]].
*The scene with The Gregs getting ready for the prom shifts to hexagonal paper, first seen in [[4 Gregs]], along with the music.
*What's Her Face getting "SPARROW'D!" is a reference to Arrow'd Guy's usual "ARROW'D!"

===Real-World References===
*The 2005 Consumer Robotics Show is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Consumer Electronics Show|Consumer Electronics Show]], an annual event where electronics makers, including robots makers, show off their latest models.
*Open Source Greg's avatar's name, xxUBUNTUFAN91xx, refers to [[Wikipedia:Ubuntu|Ubuntu]], an open source distribution of the Linux operating system.
*[[Wikipedia:Kraków|Kraków]] is a city in Poland.
**This joke may be a reference to the comic strip [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin and Hobbes]]. Calvin uses "Krakow" as [http://books.google.com/books?id=R9q7DAIJAIgC&pg=PA92&lpg=PA92&dq=Calvin+and+Hobbes+Krakow&source=bl&ots=Mi0RPkMD9A&sig=DZGP8PEUaajRcDAf_Q7nTUzIzrU&hl=en&ei=lngISsDDEo-UswP3mqmBAg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=8 a sound effect of gun fire] while daydreaming in class in a 28 Apr 1986 strip.
*Endurium is a fictional material used as a fuel in the 1986 game [[Wikipedia:Starflight|Starflight]].
*The way that Strong Bad says "Betrayal" is a possible reference to the video game Halo 3.

==External Links==
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The NeverEnding Story

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[[Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner universe]] characters occasionally sing to the theme song of the 1984 fantasy movie '''The NeverEnding Story'''.

== Appearances ==
*Email [[anything]]
*Email [[the paper]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]

Googly Eyes

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[[Image:Googlypumpkin.png|thumb|"I felt sorry for it, so I gave it some googly eyes."]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Googly eyes|Googly eyes]]''' have been placed on several inanimate objects in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==

*Email [[action figure]] — [[Peanut Strong Bad]] has googly eyes.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s Pumpkin has some googly eyes on it. Strong Bad put them on because he felt sorry after stabbing the pumpkin and wrapping it in barbed wire.
*[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|Homestar's Slippers]] have googly eyes on them.
*[[Homestar's Chef Hat]] has googly eyes on it.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Coach Z]]'s pear has googly eyes on it.
*Email [[what I want]] — the homemade clothespin reindeer has googly eyes.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Poodonkis]], Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, has googly eyes.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — [[Strong Sad]] makes some figures from styrofoam coolers with googly eyes and pipe cleaners.
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar turns his shoes into puppets with googly eyes.

==Screenshots of Googly-eyed Objects==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar's slippers.png|Homestar's slippers
Image:Peanut sb closeup.PNG|Homemade Peanut Warrior!
Image:CHEF.PNG|"Homestar, you look like a dork with that on."
Image:Eyeball pear.PNG|"Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear..."
Image:Clothes Pin Reindeer.png|Forgettably precious!
Image:donkis.png|Poodonkis is behind all this?
Image:GooglyStyrofoam.png|They beat Strong Sad handily at beach volleyball.
Image:Puppet show.png|Squeezing a few more months out of your girlfriend.
</gallery>

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Googly Eyes

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[[Image:Googlypumpkin.png|thumb|"I felt sorry for it, so I gave it some googly eyes."]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Googly eyes|Googly eyes]]''' have been placed on several inanimate objects in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==

*Email [[action figure]] — [[Peanut Strong Bad]] has googly eyes.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s Pumpkin has some googly eyes on it. Strong Bad put them on because he felt sorry after stabbing the pumpkin and wrapping it in barbed wire.
*[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|Homestar's Slippers]] have googly eyes on them.
*[[Homestar Runner's Chef Hat]] has googly eyes on it.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Coach Z]]'s pear has googly eyes on it.
*Email [[what I want]] — the homemade clothespin reindeer has googly eyes.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Poodonkis]], Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, has googly eyes.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — [[Strong Sad]] makes some figures from styrofoam coolers with googly eyes and pipe cleaners.
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar turns his shoes into puppets with googly eyes.

==Screenshots of Googly-eyed Objects==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar's slippers.png|Homestar's slippers
Image:Peanut sb closeup.PNG|Homemade Peanut Warrior!
Image:CHEF.PNG|"Homestar, you look like a dork with that on."
Image:Eyeball pear.PNG|"Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear..."
Image:Clothes Pin Reindeer.png|Forgettably precious!
Image:donkis.png|Poodonkis is behind all this?
Image:GooglyStyrofoam.png|They beat Strong Sad handily at beach volleyball.
Image:Puppet show.png|Squeezing a few more months out of your girlfriend.
</gallery>

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Kitchen of the Brothers Strong

Chalk Calculator — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:05:02 GMT

Chalk Calculator: I added another appearance.

[[Image:BrothersStrongKitchen.png|thumb|The kitchen and all its four-year-old condiments.]]
The '''kitchen of the Brothers Strong''' is a rarely seen part of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
It made its debut in [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. To its left is the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]]. The door to the right takes you outside to the front lawn. The staircase goes up to the [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], the [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]], and [[Strong Mad's Room]].

== Layout ==
It is a pretty standard kitchen. There is a dishwasher, oven, refrigerator, sink, and microwave, which form a corner to the left of the stairs. The only things seen in the fridge are an ancient jar of Fluffy Puff Mayo, and a can of jalapeño flavored aerosal cheese. [[Strong Bad]] apparently likes the fact that the fridge smells like rotting vegetables, when there's never been a vegetable in it. The microwave apparently can't open, but Homestar was seen using it in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. In [[Baddest Of The Bands]] it electrocuted Strong Bad once he touched it, saying someone must have balled up a bunch of forks and stuffed them in there... yesterday. They always keep boxes of cereal laying around for breakfast. Even when they are long past the expiration date, Strong Bad refuses to throw them away until he's solved the mazes on the backs.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia The Free]]
*[[Baddest Of The Bands]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]]

[[Category:Rooms in the House of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen of the Brothers Strong, The]]

Talk:Homestar's Chef Hat

Chalk Calculator — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:48:32 GMT

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== Delete? ==

Keep! It is worth mention, but it needs more work. '''Keep'''. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 20:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:Definitely '''keep'''. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 20:33, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
::'''Keep'''. Why are we discussing this in the first place? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 20:36, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I don't actually see tbd tags anywhere on this... this is weird. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:37, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
::::I created this page :D [[User:Chalk Calculator|Chalk Calculator]] 23:48, 6 May 2009 (UTC) [[User:Chalk Calculator]]