http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Cheat_Killer From Homestar Runner Wiki en MediaWiki 1.15.4 Wed, 28 Oct 2026 09:54:51 GMT http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Where%27s_an_Egg%3F <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind]]<br /> ''&quot;In this hard-boiled adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing [[Eggs|egg]]. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when &quot;Where's an Egg?&quot; is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!&quot;'' -[[Videlectrix]]<br /> <br /> '''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]] that doesn't exist... yet.<br /> [[Category:Videlectrix Games]]<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *This game looks similar to the point-and-click computer game &quot;Jack Orlando: A Cinematic Adventure&quot;, in which a Private Investigator who has seen better days needs to clear his name when he is on the spot for murder.<br /> *This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early Carmen Sandiego games.<br /> <br /> {{VidelectrixGames}}</div> Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:58:46 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Where%27s_an_Egg%3F http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Cheat%27s_Smoking <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Thecheatsmoking.png|right|thumb|Smoke 'em if ya got 'em]]<br /> [[The Cheat]] has got a problem: '''he's a smoker'''. While usually cigarettes, he's not opposed to old-style pipes. He can usually be seen puffing on a pack of [[Trophies|Trophy Lights]] after a period of stress or fatigue. Though some times his [[Characters#Main characters|friends]] will try to get him off cigarettes, he is hooked good, and these attempts are never too succesful. Other characters, usually those in [[Old-Timey]] cartoons, can be seen with [[Cigars|cigars]], which [[Strong Bad]] recommends only the finest of be used at dinner when trying to [[lady...ing|impress a lady]].<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *[[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] - The player must help The Cheat quit with nicotine gum.<br /> *Email [[big white face]] - A pixelated drawing of The Cheat has him holding a smoking pipe.<br /> *[[Where's The Cheat?]] - Strong Bad finds a pack of cigarettes in The Cheat's [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker]], which violates his [[Holiday Toons#New Year's Day (January 1st)|New Year's resolution]].<br /> *Email [[montage]] - The Cheat can be seen smoking after a day of door-to-door selling with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:42:12 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Cheat%27s_Smoking http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Cigars <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Appearances */</p> <hr /> <div>{{tobedeleted}}<br /> [[Image:Cigar.PNG|thumb|A cigar from [[Meet Marshie]].]]<br /> Cigars seem to appear alot in the Homestar Runner Universe.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> * In [[Meet Marshie]], Pinner has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows.<br /> * At one scene in the email [[fingers]], [[Strong Bad]] has a lit cigar on the left hand.<br /> * [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Cheerleader]] for an unknown reason, had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a moustace, a tie, and a cigar.<br /> *In the Toon [[That A Ghost]], [[Fat Dudley]] smokes a cigar, and drinks.<br /> * In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.<br /> * In the [[Store#Easter Eggs|Second Thank You]] at the store, Strong Bad lights a cigar with a pile of money.</div> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 15:32:21 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Cigars http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Cigars <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;cigars moved to Cigars</p> <hr /> <div>Cigars seem to appear alot in the Homestar Runner Universe.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> * In [[Meet Marshie]], Pinner has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows.<br /> * At one scene in the email [[fingers]], Strong Bad has a lit cigar on the left hand.<br /> * [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], Cheerleader for an unknown reason, had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a moustace, a tie, and a cigar.<br /> * In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.</div> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:32:05 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Cigars http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Cigars <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Cigars seem to appear alot in the Homestar Runner Universe.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> * In [[Meet Marshie]], Pinner has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows.<br /> * At one scene in the email [[fingers]], Strong Bad has a lit cigar on the left hand.<br /> * [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], Cheerleader for an unknown reason, had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a moustace, a tie, and a cigar.<br /> * In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.</div> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:30:55 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Cigars http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Pizza <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:bluelazerpizza.PNG|thumb|220px|&quot;Shut it! Pizza can't talk!&quot;]]<br /> It is unknown if it's one of [[The Brothers Chaps]] favorite foods, or if it is just a common food, but '''[[Wikipedia:Pizza|pizza]]''' shows up a lot in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] world.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] &amp;mdash; [[The King of Town]] ordered it.<br /> *Email [[stand-up]] &amp;mdash; [[Lil' Strong Bad]] compared cafeteria pizza to cardboard.<br /> *[[Everybody to the Limit]] &amp;mdash; [[Strong Bad]] told [[The Cheat]] that he would buy him one.<br /> *Email [[crazy cartoon]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks the Cheat's cartoon deserves neither it, nor a [[Trophies|trophy]], but maybe a pizza-trophy.<br /> *Email [[privileges]] &amp;mdash; The Cheat ordered [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].<br /> *Email [[anything]] &amp;mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] says he once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half.<br /> *Email [[mile]] &amp;mdash; A [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad revealed that The Cheat is available for proms and pizza parties.<br /> *[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] &amp;mdash; The liner booklet of the CD case have a poster for [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]] promising &quot;After Party @ Wild's Pizza!&quot;.<br /> *Email [[kind of cool]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks [[Senor Cardgage]]'s [[Aldi Bag]] may have cold pizza in it.<br /> *[[Sketchbook (video)]] &amp;mdash; One of the early [[Trogdor]]s has a melting pizza face.<br /> *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] &amp;mdash; [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The School|The school]] is serving a breadtangle of pizza for lunch.<br /> *Email [[rock opera]] &amp;mdash; The word &quot;pizza&quot; from the email stand-up is heard.<br /> *Email [[Family Resemblence]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thought he could order it with [[Pom Pom]]'s family.<br /> *[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &amp;mdash; [[Gunhaver]] teaches the [[Cheat Commandos]] to envision your inappropriators as giant slices of pizza, to which [[Reynold]] confesses he has never had one before. [[Blue Laser Commander]] with one of his [[Blue Laser minion|minions]] later dress up as actual giant slices of it.<br /> *[[Awexome Cross]] &amp;mdash; The Cheat finally gets his pizza-trophy.<br /> *[[Mellow Mushroom]] &amp;mdash; The whole site is pizza-themed for a chain of pizza resturants.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Running Gags]][[Category: Food and drinks]]</div> Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:58:32 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Pizza http://hrwiki.org/wiki/fingers <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Fast Forward */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail63.PNG|thumb|&quot;You look ridiculous!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #63'''<br /> <br /> Lee Conrad from Edmonton, Alberta suggests to Strong Bad that he add some fingers to his boxing gloves so that people would stop asking him how he types with boxing gloves on.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' February 16, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:08<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''NARRATOR:''' Previously on Strong Bad Email! <br /> <br /> ''{An email asking about how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on pops up. It reads:}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;dear strong bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> how do you type with boxing gloves&lt;br /&gt;<br /> on your hands?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> aaron pratt&lt;br /&gt;<br /> marion, in&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' A familiar message!<br /> <br /> ''{A second email comes up. It reads:}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Yo Strongbad. What's crackin? I was&lt;br /&gt;<br /> wondering how you type with your&lt;br /&gt;<br /> boxing gloves on?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Heather&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' Two of the same! <br /> <br /> ''{Another email comes up. It reads:}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING&lt;br /&gt;<br /> GLOVES ON? THAT IS AMAZING!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> FRANKDOG&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' And another one! <br /> <br /> ''{Yet another email comes up. It reads:}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> How can you type so fast when your&lt;br /&gt;<br /> wearing boxing gloves?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Typing Faster Than You...&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' Frustration of frustrations! It's all they ever ask! ''{the next two announcements are accompanied by text banners coming up on the screen}'' WILL THEY NEVER CEASE?!?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT! ''{the words &quot;FIND OUT&quot; begin blinking quickly}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Compy with a blank screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!<br /> <br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Why don't you add some fingers onto&lt;br /&gt;<br /> your boxing gloves so that people&lt;br /&gt;<br /> stop asking how you can type with&lt;br /&gt;<br /> boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have&lt;br /&gt;<br /> to be permanent. They'd be like the&lt;br /&gt;<br /> phony antennae you buy at the joke store&lt;br /&gt;<br /> or costume place.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Yours,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Lee Conrad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Edmonton, Alberta&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad reads his name as &quot;A-dear a-Strong a-Bad&quot;. Also, he stops momentarily and says &quot;Palace, Lee. I think you mean costume palace.&quot; after reading &quot;costume place.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Fake fingers, eh, Lee? Well, I do hate those emails. Hmmmmmm...<br /> <br /> ''{Dissolve into his imagination. We see him at Bubs' Concession Stand.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Gimme a little somethin'-somethin'.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' How many you need?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take three.<br /> <br /> ''{He holds up a hand which has a candle, a leg from his Strong Bad Action Figure, and a shrimp for fake fingers. Transition to the basement where he's rocking out to music with Strong Mad and they're throwing evil fingers, with the index and pinky fingers extended. Strong Bad has various objects for fingers. Strong Sad's unconscious head is in the corner of the room. Cut to Strong Bad in the locker room with Coach Z.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Looks like you got some type of a prawn on there...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah...<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Maybe a little leg...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yup.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Ooh! And a candle! That's a good one.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar standing on a soapbox with fake arms attached}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and frankly, I'm worried.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shut up, Homestar!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Strong Bad!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You look ridiculous!<br /> <br /> ''{His thoughts dissipate as the scene wipes back to Compy, where Strong Bad is typing with the fake fingers on and making numerous errors}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Lee, it's a good idea in theory but uh, ''{Cut to a side view}'' in reality, I don't think it would work out very well. ''{Cut back to the front view}'' But it would be pretty cool to be able to do the evil fingers. ''{What's actually typed: &quot;qwelo jwee, ufs gopod isda treery vuit yuiyyj, un tweanouty U du'p yhij utz quijf reardy owd vera nis. bu6 rt woild b pletyt gool yo be swabl tp do teh ebil flindas.&quot; Stops typing.}'' Anyways, I don't wanna be around when this shrimp goes bad. Whooh!<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Strong Bad starts playing with the shrimp.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{doing the voice of the shrimp}'' I'm a shrimp! Doingita-doingita-doing! Don't eat me, somebody, oh no, I'm a shrimp...<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *When you see Strong Bad talking to Coach Z, click on the handle of one of the lockers to Coach Z's right (your left) to see a dead Strong Sad stuffed into the locker. Once opened, click on the handle of the locker to close it.<br /> *When you see Homestar with his fake arms, click on the side of the box to see Strong Sad somehow stuffed into it. Click again to close the box.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Strong Bad's Fingers===<br /> *In front of the TV Strong Bad has a shrimp, an Xacto knife, a leg, and a ketchup bottle on his right glove (which was not there in the previous scene). On his left is an action figure, a leg, a gummi worm, and another shrimp.<br /> *In the locker room, he has a candle, a leg, and a shrimp on his right, and the lit cigar from the [[Meet Marshie]] ad replaces the leg on his left.<br /> *When yelling at Homestar, he adds a D-cell battery (also from the Meet Marshie ad) to his left glove. This is the layout he has at the end of the email as well.<br /> *When typing, the battery is missing, and his right glove only has the Xacto knife and leg.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *When Strong Mad is head-banging, this is the first time you see a top view of his shoulders. They are at right angles, almost cubic.<br /> *This is the first time you see the side of the Compy 386.<br /> *This is the first appearance of the [[Soapbox|soapbox]].<br /> *The crate Homestar is standing on reads &quot;ELEVEN SOAPS.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *During the &quot;previously...&quot; section at the beginning of the toon, Strong Bad's head doesn't move as he reads the emails.<br /> *At the end, you can still click on the contrast buttons through Strong Bad's hand. Pressing Tab helps to locate them. <br /> *Homestar's right arm (on ''his'' right) is made out of dryer tubing and gummi worms, while the left arm is made out of a wiffle ball bat and a foam hand with the text &quot;GO SPORTS!&quot; on it.<br /> *When Strong Bad's imagination ends and the cloud zooms closed, the foam finger at the end of Homestar's wiffle ball bat becomes a baseball glove.<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *The clickable area for the 'back' button at the end of the email extends much farther to the left than the word itself.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The song that Strong Bad and Strong Mad are head-banging to, &quot;[[Moving Very Slowly]],&quot; was later made into a [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] song. However, although the music itself has always been in this email, the lyrics weren't added until after the CD came out.<br /> *The golden wiffle bat used as one of Homestar's arms is also the one used in the email [[your friends]].<br /> *Strong Sad's appearances in the Easter eggs are another example of [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The introductory narration and slanted camera angles are a reference to the old 1960s [[Batman]] TV series, in which previous episodes were recounted in much the same tone and wording.<br /> *The action figure represents wrestling legend [[Wikipedia:George Steele|George &quot;The Animal&quot; Steele]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The phrase &quot;costume palace&quot; is referred to in the [[King Of Town]]'s character video, when the King says that he didn't &quot;just buy a crown from the Costume Palace.&quot;<br /> *[[Prawns]] would go on to become an inside joke connected primarily with [[Stinkoman]].<br /> *The top view of [[Strong Mad]]'s head would appear again in the email [[death metal]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The original version of &quot;Movin' Very Slowly&quot; (as in non-CD version) that Strong Bad and Strong Mad headbang to is included as opposed to the newer one.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> *The song &quot;Moving Very Slowly&quot; is from the &quot;Strong Bad Sings CD&quot;.<br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So this email is called &quot;fingers.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Clearly, this is a reference to one of our most very favorite TV shows of all time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's true, ''Friends''.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, Mike, ''The Bantam''. ''Bantam 2: The Dark Times''.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ohhh, ''Batman'', yes, starring Adam West and...Burt Ward.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. They always had those great, like, 10 minute long recaps in the second of, like, the first episode.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, exactly! Like half of the episode was just recapping the previous episode.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And then they always did this flashing... it'd be like &quot;Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel&quot; and they'd—they'd flash like that.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It used to be on TV Land a year or so ago, but it's not on anymore.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And we'd watch it every day.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It was ''great''.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was great. That needs to come out on DVD.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Adam West, if you're listening, ''{Matt laughs}'' you should put those out on DVD.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'm sure he is in control of all rights. Okay. ''{slight pause}'' Costume Palace, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uhm, so what else goes on in here? Oh, uhm, &quot;fake fingers, eh Lee?&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Well there's the George &quot;The Animal&quot; Steele—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yes<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —uhh, what do they call those? Bend 'Em wrestler—I forget, are they just Bend 'Ems?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't remember what they're...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, but he was a posable...had wire running through...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. I used him later for a, uhm, a—there you go.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There's the song that became &quot;Moving Very Slowly,&quot; by Taranchula.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. And of course this has the through-line of dead Strong Sad throughout it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You got a shrimp, uh... a candle, a cigar, a gummi worm, a George &quot;Animal&quot; Steele action figure, and a leg of—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Looks like some He-Man, some He-Man miscellaneous man figure. Some duct tape—ooh, he has a battery that time! Wait, what's the thing that he says? Oh, &quot;ebil flindas,&quot; is that what—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;Ebil flindas.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. Oh, what he's gonna say, yes. This is one of those, uh, occasions where Strong Bad's not done! That's what I was just talking about.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ohhh yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Kinda mumbles to himself. I love this.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{imitating Strong Bad's tone}'' I'm a shrimp! Oh no, I'm— ''{normal voice, quickly}'' now it's over.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Adam West|Adam West]] and [[Wikipedia:Burt Ward|Burt Ward]] played [[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]] and [[Wikipedia:Robin (comics)|Robin]], respectively, in the Batman TV series.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Friends|&quot;Friends&quot;]] was a popular sitcom about a group of six young people living in [[Wikipedia:Manhattan|Manhattan]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:TV Land|TV Land]] is a channel spun off from [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon's]] [[Wikipedia:Nick at Nite|Nick at Nite]] block. It shows reruns of nostalgic television shows.<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] line of toys contained many muscular men made from the same mold and repainted. This is what Matt is referring to when he says that the action figure leg looks like a &quot;He-Man miscellaneous man figure&quot;.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail63.html|watch &quot;fingers&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail63.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;fingers&quot;]]<br /> *[http://www.wired.com/news/mediaplayer/0,2108,59344-59344-sbemail63_qt3_hi,00.html view QuickTime file for &quot;fingers&quot; with original music] <br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div> Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:50:34 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:fingers http://hrwiki.org/wiki/impression <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Easter Egg Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail82.png|thumb|&quot;...Get that tape recorder outta my face!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #82'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Your Friend&quot; asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]].<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Jhonka]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Brothers' Strong Living Room]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' August 25, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 3:13<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.<br /> <br /> ''{reading email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Could you please do your impression&lt;br /&gt;<br /> of Strong Sad?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your friend&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka. ''{He types &quot;Jhonka&quot; under &quot;Your Friend&quot;, then starts typing his reply.}'' No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence! I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest where contestants are judged on appearance, impression and penmanship. I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume! ''{Runs offscreen, but runs back a few seconds later to say:}'' Not beatin' around the bush this week.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad runs off again. Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: &quot;2003 Sectional Finals — STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{off screen}'' Those were moist towelettes!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' So without further ado ''{pronounced 'adieu'}'', I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad joins Coach Z under the sign}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{off screen}'' Booo!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' That's enough there, Strong Sad! ''{He shoves Strong Sad out of the way.}'' Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey &quot;Phys Ed&quot; sweatshirt, a white beret, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Lookin' good there, Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I know.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Nice use of light and shadow.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I know.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ...and picnic supplies.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I know. Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Let's hear what you got.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right. Let me just push play on my &quot;sweatshirt&quot; here.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on a tape}'' Why do you want me to say &quot;Hello, my name is Strong Sad&quot;? ''{He fast-forwards the tape}'' Get that tape-recorder out of my face ''{more fast-forwarding}'' Stop flickin' my ear!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also on tape}'' More like: You stop flickin' ''my ear''!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He stops the tape.}'' Ha ha. Oops. <br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Ok, then. Very unsuspicious. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I know.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. Homestar is wearing hippo slippers and a grey shirt with a star on it, and he has a sock taped to his head instead of his signature hat.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Hey, there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. They're elephants.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... Remind me again what type stuff that guy says.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' You know. Depressing-type stuff!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right! Here goes! Ahem. ''{in a depressing voice}'' Oh... Some animal died. ''{In his normal voice}'' That's something he's always saying, right?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!<br /> <br /> ''{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told youse to go on home!<br /> <br /> ''{A familiar-looking hat pops up out of nowhere on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is, in fact, Homsar. His Strong Sad costume is flawless. Coach Z doesn't realize who it is.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR''': ''{sadly}'' AaAaAaAa... I'm cryin' on the inside!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' OK, The Chort, lay it on me!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a depressing voice}'' Meh meh. Menemah mennah mennah meh.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh! ''{Jumps up out of the bag, then lands back inside bag}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad walks up muttering. He's still in costume.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag. ''{typing}'' I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg. I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. ''{stops typing}'' Oh well. ''{resumes typing}'' At least I won the penmanship award. But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty. ''{stops typing.}'' So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: ''{singing}'' &quot;Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!&quot; <br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaves and [[The Paper]] descends.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on &quot;Jhonka&quot; to see just what a Jhonka is. (Once again, we are shown that Strong Bad likes trolls.)<br /> &lt;pre&gt;JHONKA<br /> <br /> The Jhonka are one of many<br /> tribes of primitive, troll-like<br /> creatures found in the lowlands<br /> and throughout lesser dungeons.<br /> <br /> Their low intelligence makes<br /> them quite susceptible to toilet<br /> humor and cheap gags such as<br /> &quot;Gimme five. Up high. Down<br /> low. Too slow.&quot;<br /> <br /> FREQUENCY: Common<br /> INTELLIGENCE: Low<br /> ARMOR CLASS: +2&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> *Click on &quot;Bigger Butt&quot; to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume. <br /> *Click on &quot;Penmanship Award&quot; to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest.<br /> *Click on &quot;afterparty&quot; to see what happened at the afterparty.<br /> === Easter Egg Transcript ===<br /> ''{Homestar and Coach Z are standing in a room filled with a balloons. Homestar is dressed in his Strong Sad costume, &quot;[[Poot Slap]]&quot; is playing in the background, and Coach Z is holding a [[Cold One|Not So Cold One]].}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have a sock on my head? {''Shaking back and forth''} Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, {''stops shaking''} get it off, get it off!<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *The &quot;not beating around the bush&quot; comment refers to Strong Bad's normal way of not really answering an email's question.<br /> *Pallor means paleness.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Strong Sad on the tape tells Strong Bad to stop flicking his ear, but Strong Sad doesn't have visible ears.<br /> **Strong Bad also would have a hard time flicking something with boxing gloves for hands.<br /> *The Cheat's costume has three toenails, whereas Strong Sad's [[Soolnds|soolnds]] only have two toenails each.<br /> *In this email, Strong Bad shows excellent touch-typing skills as he finishes the email with a paper plate mask taped to his face. However, he seems to later lose this ability. In [[pom pom]], Strong Bad is unable to type while blindfolded.<br /> *If you click on both the Bigger Butt and Penmanship Award easter eggs at the end, the Penmanship award will always be on top, regardless of which order they are activated in.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection.<br /> *The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however, the sign for the contest said 2003.<br /> *At the end of the after party easter egg, you can hear Strong Bad's voice, probably out of the beginning song for this email.<br /> *Homestar's eyes reverse direction quickly before he slouches to do his Strong Sad impression.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *At the after party Coach Z is drinking a &quot;[[Cold One|Not So Cold One]],&quot; from [[property of ones]].<br /> *Strong Bad's comeback &quot;More like, YOU stop flicking MY ear,&quot; is very similar to his comeback in [[50 emails]].<br /> *The hat Strong Bad wears is similar to the hat Strong Sad originally wore in his original sketches seen in the [[Museum Sketchbook]].<br /> *Coach Z's praise of The Cheat's costume (&quot;It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today!&quot;) is another instance of [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The picture of Jhonka is reminiscent of the various humanoid creatures in [[Wikipedia:Dungeons &amp; Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]].<br /> **In previous versions of Dungeons and Dragons, an armor class of +2 would be a decent defence rating. However, in the current incarnation of Dungeons and Dragons it would make the creature very easy to hit in combat.<br /> *In the bigger butt Easter egg, Strong Bad drew the [[Wikipedia:Kangol|Kangol]] kangaroo above his cap. Kangol is a British clothier famous for this kind of hat.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The Jhonka plays a prominent role in [[Peasant's Quest]].<br /> *Homestar also uses, &quot;Oh... Some animal died&quot; in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].<br /> *[[The Deathly Pallor]] will later become the name of Strong Sad's radio persona in [[radio]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *All of the Easter eggs in this email are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail82.html|watch &quot;impression&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail82.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;impression&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]</div> Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:01:29 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:impression http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|Hear me roar!]]<br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Dinosaur|Dinosaurs]]''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], a dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[morning routine]], one of the [[Eggs|eggs]] [[Strong Sad]] finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Thu, 12 Jan 2006 23:56:12 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Issue 1 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|A party of minor characters]]<br /> Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances.<br /> __TOC__<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==<br /> <br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||<br /> =====The Dinosaur=====<br /> The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, &quot;Dag, yo.&quot; She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where he was revealed to have bloody teeth. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||<br /> =====Cloud Monster=====<br /> As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. This cloud monster quickly chomped on some [[The Birds|birds]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No &quot;I&quot; in dead either]] ||<br /> =====No &quot;i&quot; in team boy=====<br /> He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked &quot;'''CHILDREN'''&quot;. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]]&lt;br clear=&quot;left&quot;&gt;<br /> [[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]<br /> ||<br /> =====The Vulture and the Bat=====<br /> The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]] getting the &quot;No I In Team Boy&quot; to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] || <br /> =====Buzzsaw Sun===== <br /> The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt; <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||<br /> =====Thrift Store Person=====<br /> This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, &quot;1 or 2 cent each item.&quot; In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a &quot;homeless woman.&quot;<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|&quot;Poooosssssummmmms...!&quot;]] ||<br /> <br /> =====Possums=====<br /> A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced &quot;Poooosssssummmmms...!&quot; attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. &lt;!--DO NOT SAY THEY LOOK LIKE THE SNEAK!!--&gt;<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||<br /> =====Brett Bretterson=====<br /> Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with &quot;Brett&quot; as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].<br /> <br /> So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.<br /> <br /> In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are &quot;Splitsville&quot;.<br /> <br /> Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: &quot;but they're in space!&quot;]] as the &quot;Worst animator&quot;. Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||<br /> =====Quarterback=====<br /> The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip &quot;How's about you get some brains?&quot; This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] || <br /> =====Giant Brain Mech=====<br /> The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the thing under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] || <br /> =====Fat Bird=====<br /> The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the &quot;meanwhile, ON VACATION&quot; sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||<br /> =====Olda Boys=====<br /> The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The longer-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||<br /> =====[[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]] and [[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]]=====<br /> These are the &quot;cool or famous&quot; people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||<br /> =====Gift Exchange Lion=====<br /> This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||<br /> =====Smiley Face Man=====<br /> This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a &quot;nose&quot; along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His &quot;shoulder&quot; is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a &quot;nose&quot; is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||<br /> =====Hawaiian Guy=====<br /> This musician wears a hat, Hawaiian shirt, and plays a ukulele. He sang &quot;Wave o' Babies&quot; as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||<br /> =====Wave o' Babies=====<br /> These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||<br /> =====Gazelle Carcass=====<br /> This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:squished_fatman.PNG|150px|Squished.]] ||<br /> =====Fat Man=====<br /> He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a striking resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Chris Pallies|King Kong Bundy]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||<br /> =====Bill Bellamy=====<br /> This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]]. <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||<br /> =====Intercom=====<br /> The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. It is hanging up high in the girls' classroom. It is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch. It will also give orders on occasion. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands &quot;Fatty's Big Chance&quot; and the Teen Girl Squad &quot;[[Kissyboots]].&quot; It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||<br /> =====Floor Tom=====<br /> When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil floor tom (a type of drum included in a drumset that stands on the floor with 3 legs) when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and POM POMMED.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|&quot;YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!&quot;]] ||<br /> =====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====<br /> So and So's stepmom. ''See main article: [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]''<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||<br /> <br /> =====Fatty=====<br /> is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, &quot;Fatty's Big Chance.&quot; He attends the same school as the Teen Girl Squad members. He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of &quot;pick it up, pick it up,&quot; Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||<br /> =====Trolls=====<br /> The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||<br /> =====A Shark=====<br /> While [[What's Her Face]] is playing for the battle of the bands, her bass turns into a shark. This causes What's Her Face to comment, &quot;My bass feels seaworthy.&quot; The shark quickly bit off What's Her Face's &quot;most of her&quot; (the top half of her body). Amazingly, the shark can also play bass even with no fingers, so Cheerleader made him her new backup band. The shark followed along with the song quite nicely, but was heard chomping Cheerleader as soon as the song was finished.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||<br /> =====Learner's Permit Girl=====<br /> This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||<br /> =====Science Fiction Greg=====<br /> Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face, and, judging by his name, is a science fiction fan. After Cheerleader died, he admits that he knew that she would come back to him. He also claims that his experience points went into triple digits and he has since needed to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a two-handed +3 broad sword. As these are all Dungeons and Dragons terms, this claim bites D N' D Greg's style.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||<br /> <br /> =====Friends of Science Fiction Greg===== <br /> Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||<br /> <br /> =====D N'D Greg===== <br /> An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. Science Fiction Greg's boasting bites his style.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||<br /> <br /> =====Vultures=====<br /> When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he &quot;ain't no Teen Girl&quot; before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes &quot;quite good, quite good.&quot; They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||<br /> =====Port-O-John=====<br /> Port-O-John is a portable outhouse that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;/&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Image !! Description <br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||<br /> =====A Mighty Warrior=====<br /> A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a naginata who bursts twice from corn-based products: &quot;corn and corn alone&quot; and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are &quot;no place for a mighty warrior.&quot; After emerging from the corn chips, his naginata lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||<br /> =====Olympic Man and Coach=====<br /> A lonely pair at the &quot;Olympic Race,&quot; Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that &quot;the olympics are soooo dumb!&quot;, though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||<br /> =====Scotsmen=====<br /> This &quot;uppaclass&quot; trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked &quot;XXX&quot; when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed 23 metres away for her efforts.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||<br /> =====Manolios Ugly One=====<br /> The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot;&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Teen Girl Squad}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:23:04 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Dinosaur|Dinosaurs]]''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], a dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the [[Eggs|eggs]] [[Strong Sad]] finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:22:01 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;More links.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Dinosaur|Dinosaurs]]''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], a dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the [[eggs]] [[Strong Sad]] finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:21:40 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Dinosaur|Dinosaurs]]''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], a dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:20:22 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''Dinosaurs''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:14:57 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''Dinosaurs''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], dinosaur punts [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:13:18 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''Dinosaurs''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], a T-Rex kicks [[What's Her Face]].<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:11:56 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''Dinosaurs''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Email - [[morning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:09:41 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A brontosaurus having breakfast.]]<br /> '''Dinosaurs''' appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying reading &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;[[Characters]]&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], [[Strong Mad]] sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Email - [[mourning routine]], One of the eggs Strong Sad finds is a dinosaur egg.<br /> *In the [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called [[Doug the Dino]].<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], [[The King of Town]] has a [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:09:25 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Crap <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Other */</p> <hr /> <div>{{about|word itself}} {{for|substance [[The Poopsmith]] shovels|Whatsit}}<br /> <br /> The word '''&quot;crap&quot;''' is a prominent part of the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]]. The word itself is often used as a substitute for vulgarity, and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[Characters|characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase &quot;Holy crap!&quot;, an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today.<br /> <br /> == Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==<br /> ===Big Toons===<br /> *'''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' &amp;mdash; When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh! Holy... crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[The Reddest Radish]]''' &amp;mdash; After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; and dashes off.<br /> *'''[[The Luau]]''' &amp;mdash; After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]''' &amp;mdash; When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says &quot;Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Holiday Toons===<br /> *'''[[A Holiday Greeting]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's rendition of &quot;O Holy Night&quot; begins with &quot;O Holy Crap&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says &quot;Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but...&quot;<br /> *'''[[Halloween Fairstival]]''' &amp;mdash; When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]''' &amp;mdash; At the beginning of the Toon, Homestar yells &quot;Oh, crap!&quot; multiple times.<br /> <br /> ===[[Strong Bad Email]]===<br /> *'''[[the bird]]''' &amp;mdash; While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh crap, I should probably check my email.&quot;<br /> *'''[[action figure]]''' &amp;mdash; While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says &quot;Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[personal favorites]]''' &amp;mdash; One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is where a viewer asks what his favorite phrase is. An early version of Strong Bad replies, &quot;I like-a to say, holy crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[impression]]''' &amp;mdash; In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says &quot;Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|still alive]] and with us today!&quot;<br /> *'''[[time capsule]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says &quot;Holy gosh! It worked!&quot; when Homestar rings his doorbell. Later in the email, he yells &quot;CRAP!&quot; when his &quot;groupies and royalties&quot; fail to arrive.<br /> *'''[[lady...ing]]''' &amp;mdash; In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says &quot;Holy crap&quot; several times, seemingly for no reason.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Spin 'n Say]]''' &amp;mdash; The Strong Bad says &quot;Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]''' &amp;mdash; [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying &quot;Holy crap! You caught me!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds &quot;What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap.&quot; and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.<br /> *'''[[Main Page 6]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; as he falls through the clouds.<br /> *'''[[Main Page 7]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says &quot;Holy crap!&quot; as his head falls off and rolls away.<br /> *'''[[Labor Dabor]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar, in trying to keep [[Frank Bennedetto]] from popping popcorn, yells &quot;Keep that mess down, soldier! Keep it down! Crap! Crap! No! The Cheat, run for your life!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Shopping For Danger]]''' &amp;mdash; At the front of the store, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says &quot;Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Club Card!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]''' &amp;mdash; [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying &quot;Everyone died 'cept me!&quot; A chomping noise is heard, and she then says &quot;Aw, crap!&quot;<br /> <br /> == What the Crap? ==<br /> In addition to &quot;Holy crap!&quot;, various forms of &quot;What the crap?&quot; are also popular.<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad Email===<br /> *'''[[brianrietta]]''' &amp;mdash; When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells &quot;hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?&quot; before telling him things just won't work out between them.<br /> *'''[[gimmicks]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad mutters &quot;What the... crap?&quot; just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].<br /> *'''[[army]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to &quot;find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes.&quot;<br /> *'''[[stupid stuff]]''' &amp;mdash; When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says &quot;What?! What the crap just happened?!&quot;<br /> *'''[[flashback]]''' &amp;mdash; In the flashback, Strong Bad says &quot;Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?&quot;, addressing Homestar Runner.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]''' &amp;mdash; Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say &quot;What the crap?&quot; in this unfinished Toon.<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad sings &quot;Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?&quot; (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned he always gets locked in the bathtub on Decemberween.)<br /> *'''[[The Interview]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is &quot;What the crap were you doing out there?&quot;, referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.<br /> *'''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.<br /> *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' &amp;mdash; When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says &quot;What the crap!?&quot;<br /> *'''[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]''' &amp;mdash; Upon being discovered, the [[Blue Laser Commander]] shouts &quot;What the CRAP?&quot;<br /> <br /> == Miscellaneous &quot;Crap&quot; ==<br /> ===Strong Bad Email===<br /> *'''[[homestar hair]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad types &quot;delete that crap&quot; to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message &quot;crap deleted.&quot;<br /> *'''[[spring cleaning]]''' &amp;mdash; The fourth email reads: &quot;Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad&quot;. Strong Bad responds, &quot;Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!&quot; He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.<br /> *'''[[cartoon]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase &quot;Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[vacation]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: &quot;Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington.&quot;<br /> *'''[[your friends]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying &quot;I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof.&quot;<br /> *'''[[current status]]''' &amp;mdash; While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] says &quot;Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!&quot;<br /> *'''[[personal favorites]]''' &amp;mdash; One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot|Grape Nuts Robot's]] lines is &quot;Now spell 'Carp for brains'&quot;.<br /> *'''[[labor day]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets &quot;an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.&quot;<br /> *'''[[lunch special]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says, &quot;Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[for kids]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad believes that kids raised on [[Homsar|Homsar's]] show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' (calling it &quot;that crap&quot;) will be held back, repeat the first grade, and get low standardized test scores.<br /> *'''[[long pants]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks &quot;Clanky&quot; how he's supposed to get &quot;this crap&quot; (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Museum]]''' &amp;mdash; The page title for the Museum is &quot;Check out this old Crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Main Page 11]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says &quot;Today's forecast is total crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Homestar Quiz]]''' &amp;mdash; When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains.&quot;<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad Sings]]''' &amp;mdash; One of Strong Bad's songs is &quot;I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The Luau]]''' &amp;mdash; The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read &quot;Hello, my name is Crap for Brains&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad calls you a &quot;lazy crap for crap&quot; if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says &quot;What is this crap?&quot;<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; [[Bubs]] says &quot;I got all types of crazy crap!&quot; twice in this cartoon.<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that &quot;no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house.&quot;<br /> *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are &quot;about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle.&quot;<br /> *'''[[Shopping For Danger]]''' &amp;mdash; Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, &quot;We've been had! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' - When you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the small screen says &quot;You scared the crap out of poor Gary!&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Crapfully Yours]]<br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:23:35 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Crap http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Crap <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Other */</p> <hr /> <div>{{about|word itself}} {{for|substance [[The Poopsmith]] shovels|Whatsit}}<br /> <br /> The word '''&quot;crap&quot;''' is a prominent part of the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]]. The word itself is often used as a substitute for vulgarity, and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[Characters|characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase &quot;Holy crap!&quot;, an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today.<br /> <br /> == Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==<br /> ===Big Toons===<br /> *'''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' &amp;mdash; When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh! Holy... crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[The Reddest Radish]]''' &amp;mdash; After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; and dashes off.<br /> *'''[[The Luau]]''' &amp;mdash; After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]''' &amp;mdash; When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says &quot;Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Holiday Toons===<br /> *'''[[A Holiday Greeting]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's rendition of &quot;O Holy Night&quot; begins with &quot;O Holy Crap&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says &quot;Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but...&quot;<br /> *'''[[Halloween Fairstival]]''' &amp;mdash; When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]''' &amp;mdash; At the beginning of the Toon, Homestar yells &quot;Oh, crap!&quot; multiple times.<br /> <br /> ===[[Strong Bad Email]]===<br /> *'''[[the bird]]''' &amp;mdash; While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh crap, I should probably check my email.&quot;<br /> *'''[[action figure]]''' &amp;mdash; While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says &quot;Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[personal favorites]]''' &amp;mdash; One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is where a viewer asks what his favorite phrase is. An early version of Strong Bad replies, &quot;I like-a to say, holy crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[impression]]''' &amp;mdash; In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says &quot;Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|still alive]] and with us today!&quot;<br /> *'''[[time capsule]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says &quot;Holy gosh! It worked!&quot; when Homestar rings his doorbell. Later in the email, he yells &quot;CRAP!&quot; when his &quot;groupies and royalties&quot; fail to arrive.<br /> *'''[[lady...ing]]''' &amp;mdash; In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says &quot;Holy crap&quot; several times, seemingly for no reason.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Spin 'n Say]]''' &amp;mdash; The Strong Bad says &quot;Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]''' &amp;mdash; [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying &quot;Holy crap! You caught me!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds &quot;What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap.&quot; and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.<br /> *'''[[Main Page 6]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad shouts &quot;Holy crap!&quot; as he falls through the clouds.<br /> *'''[[Main Page 7]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says &quot;Holy crap!&quot; as his head falls off and rolls away.<br /> *'''[[Labor Dabor]]''' &amp;mdash; Homestar, in trying to keep [[Frank Bennedetto]] from popping popcorn, yells &quot;Keep that mess down, soldier! Keep it down! Crap! Crap! No! The Cheat, run for your life!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Shopping For Danger]]''' &amp;mdash; At the front of the store, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says &quot;Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Club Card!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]''' &amp;mdash; [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying &quot;Everyone died 'cept me!&quot; A chomping noise is heard, and she then says &quot;Aw, crap!&quot;<br /> <br /> == What the Crap? ==<br /> In addition to &quot;Holy crap!&quot;, various forms of &quot;What the crap?&quot; are also popular.<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad Email===<br /> *'''[[brianrietta]]''' &amp;mdash; When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells &quot;hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?&quot; before telling him things just won't work out between them.<br /> *'''[[gimmicks]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad mutters &quot;What the... crap?&quot; just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].<br /> *'''[[army]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to &quot;find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes.&quot;<br /> *'''[[stupid stuff]]''' &amp;mdash; When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says &quot;What?! What the crap just happened?!&quot;<br /> *'''[[flashback]]''' &amp;mdash; In the flashback, Strong Bad says &quot;Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?&quot;, addressing Homestar Runner.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]''' &amp;mdash; Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say &quot;What the crap?&quot; in this unfinished Toon.<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad sings &quot;Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?&quot; (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned he always gets locked in the bathtub on Decemberween.)<br /> *'''[[The Interview]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is &quot;What the crap were you doing out there?&quot;, referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.<br /> *'''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.<br /> *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' &amp;mdash; When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says &quot;What the crap!?&quot;<br /> *'''[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]''' &amp;mdash; Upon being discovered, the [[Blue Laser Commander]] shouts &quot;What the CRAP?&quot;<br /> <br /> == Miscellaneous &quot;Crap&quot; ==<br /> ===Strong Bad Email===<br /> *'''[[homestar hair]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad types &quot;delete that crap&quot; to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message &quot;crap deleted.&quot;<br /> *'''[[spring cleaning]]''' &amp;mdash; The fourth email reads: &quot;Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad&quot;. Strong Bad responds, &quot;Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!&quot; He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.<br /> *'''[[cartoon]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase &quot;Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[vacation]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: &quot;Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington.&quot;<br /> *'''[[your friends]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying &quot;I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof.&quot;<br /> *'''[[current status]]''' &amp;mdash; While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] says &quot;Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!&quot;<br /> *'''[[personal favorites]]''' &amp;mdash; One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot|Grape Nuts Robot's]] lines is &quot;Now spell 'Carp for brains'&quot;.<br /> *'''[[labor day]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets &quot;an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.&quot;<br /> *'''[[lunch special]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says, &quot;Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap.&quot;<br /> *'''[[for kids]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad believes that kids raised on [[Homsar|Homsar's]] show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' (calling it &quot;that crap&quot;) will be held back, repeat the first grade, and get low standardized test scores.<br /> *'''[[long pants]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks &quot;Clanky&quot; how he's supposed to get &quot;this crap&quot; (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> *'''[[Museum]]''' &amp;mdash; The page title for the Museum is &quot;Check out this old Crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Main Page 11]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says &quot;Today's forecast is total crap!&quot;<br /> *'''[[Homestar Quiz]]''' &amp;mdash; When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says &quot;Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains.&quot;<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad Sings]]''' &amp;mdash; One of Strong Bad's songs is &quot;I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The Luau]]''' &amp;mdash; The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read &quot;Hello, my name is Crap for Brains&quot;.<br /> *'''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad calls you a &quot;lazy crap for crap&quot; if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says &quot;What is this crap?&quot;<br /> *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' &amp;mdash; [[Bubs]] says &quot;I got all types of crazy crap!&quot; twice in this cartoon.<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that &quot;no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house.&quot;<br /> *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are &quot;about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle.&quot;<br /> *'''[[Shopping For Danger]]''' &amp;mdash; Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, &quot;We've been had! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!&quot;<br /> *In [[Peasent's Quest]], when you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the small screen says &quot;You scared the crap out of poor gary!&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Crapfully Yours]]<br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Running Gags]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:22:24 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Crap http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homsar_Main_Page <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>__NOTOC__<br /> [[Image:mainhomsar.png|thumb|right|220px|How did he get up there?]]<br /> <br /> To find the '''Homsar Main Page''' click on the last digit on the copyright date on any [[Main Pages|main page]] (except the [[Luau Main Page]]). It's also accessible via an Easter Egg at the end of the email &quot;[[interview]].&quot; It's Homsar, being random as usual. Notice that the navigation buttons are all staggered and askew instead of arranged neatly along the white line.<br /> <br /> '''Page title:''' &quot;LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}<br /> <br /> '''Place:''' [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> '''Icon:''' Homsar<br /> <br /> ==Button Effects==<br /> *'''Toons''' — Bubbles come out of his mouth when he says, &quot;ToOoOons!&quot; <br /> *'''Games''' — He says, &quot;Jame!&quot; and gets hit with a [[Heavy Lourde]], inspired by the Strong Bad Email &quot;[[homsar]].&quot;<br /> *'''Characters''' — He says, &quot;[[Wikipedia:Kelsey Grammer|Kelsey Grammer]],&quot; gets a mustache (which he keeps until you roll over another button), and a dinosaur appears with a sign that says &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot;<br /> *'''Downloads''' — He says, &quot;Thank you,&quot; and a boat goes by backwards in the background and toots its horn in reverse.<br /> *'''Store''' — He says, &quot;Legitimate Business!&quot; and Strong Sad comes up and says, &quot;How did ''you'' get up there? I don't think this is a very good idea.&quot;<br /> *'''E-mail''' — Homsar wails, &quot;AaAaAaAaAaAaA!&quot; and the background waves insanely behind him.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *When the Downloads boat goes by backwards, the boat horn sound is backwards too.<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When you roll over the &quot;Games&quot; link and roll off quickly, Homsar's hat will jump up and then momentarily disappear.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Kelsey Grammer is an actor best known for his role as Frasier Crane on ''[[IMDb:tt0083399|Cheers]]'' and its spinoff ''[[IMDb:tt0106004|Frasier]]''. In the opening credits of ''Cheers'', his name was displayed over an antique photograph of a mustachioed man wearing a bowler hat and drinking a beer.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:memorabilia.html|View the Homsar Main Page]]<br /> *[[HR:main_homsar.swf|View Flash file for the Homsar Main Page]]<br /> {{Main Page}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Main Pages]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:08:12 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homsar_Main_Page http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homsar_Main_Page <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>__NOTOC__<br /> [[Image:mainhomsar.png|thumb|right|220px|How did he get up there?]]<br /> <br /> To find the '''Homsar Main Page''' click on the last digit on the copyright date on any [[Main Pages|main page]] (except the [[Luau Main Page]]). It's also accessible via an Easter Egg at the end of the email &quot;[[interview]].&quot; It's Homsar, being random as usual. Notice that the navigation buttons are all staggered and askew instead of arranged neatly along the white line.<br /> <br /> '''Page title:''' &quot;LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}<br /> <br /> '''Place:''' [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> '''Icon:''' Homsar<br /> <br /> ==Button Effects==<br /> *'''Toons''' — Bubbles come out of his mouth when he says, &quot;ToOoOons!&quot; <br /> *'''Games''' — He says, &quot;Jame!&quot; and gets hit with a [[Heavy Lourde]], inspired by the Strong Bad Email &quot;[[homsar]].&quot;<br /> *'''Characters''' — He says, &quot;[[Wikipedia:Kelsey Grammer|Kelsey Grammer]],&quot; gets a mustache (which he keeps until you roll over another button), and a [[dinosaur]] appears with a sign that says &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot;<br /> *'''Downloads''' — He says, &quot;Thank you,&quot; and a boat goes by backwards in the background and toots its horn in reverse.<br /> *'''Store''' — He says, &quot;Legitimate Business!&quot; and Strong Sad comes up and says, &quot;How did ''you'' get up there? I don't think this is a very good idea.&quot;<br /> *'''E-mail''' — Homsar wails, &quot;AaAaAaAaAaAaA!&quot; and the background waves insanely behind him.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *When the Downloads boat goes by backwards, the boat horn sound is backwards too.<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When you roll over the &quot;Games&quot; link and roll off quickly, Homsar's hat will jump up and then momentarily disappear.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Kelsey Grammer is an actor best known for his role as Frasier Crane on ''[[IMDb:tt0083399|Cheers]]'' and its spinoff ''[[IMDb:tt0106004|Frasier]]''. In the opening credits of ''Cheers'', his name was displayed over an antique photograph of a mustachioed man wearing a bowler hat and drinking a beer.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:memorabilia.html|View the Homsar Main Page]]<br /> *[[HR:main_homsar.swf|View Flash file for the Homsar Main Page]]<br /> {{Main Page}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Main Pages]]</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:04:58 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homsar_Main_Page http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;dinosaur moved to Dinosaurs</p> <hr /> <div>Dinosaurs appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in Free Country USA.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;Characters&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], Strong Mad sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Strong Bad Email [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called Doug the Dino.<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], The King of Town has a Godzilla booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:02:32 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dinosaurs <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Dinosaurs appear to be an amusing prehistoric animal in Free Country USA.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *A dinosaur with a sign saying &quot;BEAT STATE!&quot; in [[Homsar Main Page]], when you roll over the &quot;Characters&quot; button.<br /> *In the email [[lunch special]], Strong Mad sends a picture of a brontosarus having breakfast.<br /> *Strong Bad Email [[the facts]], the main character in Strong Mad's cartoon is called Doug the Dino.<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]], The King of Town has a Godzilla booth, and Godzilla is also a dinosaur.</div> Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:02:20 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dinosaurs http://hrwiki.org/wiki/In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_New_Version <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;How could somebody forget that Marzipan was mad?</p> <hr /> <div>The new version features the same zany design as the old one, although they look slightly different. It also features a large mountain scene.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|The Alien Guy]], [[The Mountain Goat]], [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], A Mountain, [[Far Off Lands]], Various Fields, Marzipan's Garden, [[Homestar's House]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' 2000?<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2.<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom Pom are on the athletic field. Pom Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed}''<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER''': ''{voiceover}'' One day after sports practice, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking dejected.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the praeblem there, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my arfice.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the locker room}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't know what to get her!<br /> <br /> ''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{We now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score! ''{blackboard writing forms a skull and crossbones}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But Coach, I don't understand! ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; Marzipan looks mad, flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen, then a [[Goats|goat]] pops out.}'' That way she knows how much she means to yahse!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks Coach! {''Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires''}<br /> <br /> {''Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so he thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...until finally...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!<br /> {''Scene changes to the Yello Dello on the &quot;Discover Network.&quot; A Steve Irwin-type host describes the bird''}<br /> <br /> '''HOST:''' ''{voiceover}'' Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon. <br /> <br /> {''Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Homestar are about to set out on their journey. Homestar picks up his knapsack, which accidentally hits Strong Sad in the face.''}<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, you guys, we're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise you it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really. <br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom and Strong Sad exchange a sidelong glance}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you guys will do it because you're my friends, right? OK, any questions?<br /> <br /> {''Strong Sad raises his hand''}<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have a question—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Dortugal, and Potamia}''<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so they traveled many miles...<br /> <br /> {''The adventurers are in a game of Pitfall.''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Encountered many dangers...<br /> <br /> {''Homestar swings over the alligators''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Until at last they reached their destination...<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says &quot;H&lt;sup&gt;2&lt;/sup&gt;Oh!&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing to herself}'' My birthday, my birthday, it's almost my birthday. Yeah yeah yeah...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad flies onscreen, wearing what appear to be oven mitts}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan. <br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh hi, Strong Bad. Are those my oven mitts?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! These are my training gloves...probably... Uhh, anyways, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday. <br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{drops watering can}'' Yello Dello?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You wanna know what I got you?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' My oven mitts?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' NOTHING!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaves. Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's rudeness but cheers herself up by thinking about the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' {''happily''} Oh, my very own Yello Dello!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan imagines the Yello Dello wearing a gardener's outfit}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' She can assist me with my gardening!<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello is seen eating something pink out of what looks like a clam shell on top of the mountain. The camera moves slightly down the mountain where Homestar appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' HELLO! YELLO!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO!<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO! ''{stops singing}'' All right, you guys, any ideas?<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom nods, and pulls out a pistol, which makes a clicking noise}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I kinda wanted to take her alive, Pom Pom.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom shrugs, then tosses the pistol off the side of the mountain. Strong Sad raises his hand}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I have the best idea! You guys stay here.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain, where we see the Yello Dello's legs}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello starts pecking Homestar furiously on the head. Homestar retreats back to the others all lumped up.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, that didn't work.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{raising his hand again}'' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... sooo...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...of what to try...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...next.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I ha—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I've got an even BETTER idea!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain again, this time behind the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello once again pecks Homestar furiously on the head, causing Homestar to once again retreat to his friends. Homestar is now lumped up and bleeding from under his cap}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK. Uh, Pom Pom, hand me that gun.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom produces another pistol to hand to Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, wait, Homestar, I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the Yello Dello with that gun.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I've been here pretty much the whole time.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh I ''bet'' you have. Let's hear your idea.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the top of the mountain. We see the Yello Dello standing there once again. From the bottom of the screen, we see a pillar consisting of Pom Pom, Homestar, and Strong Sad rise itself up to the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Dello, I don't mean to bother you. I just wanted to tell you a story about a little, grey, fat kid that nobody liked.<br /> <br /> ''{Closeup on Homestar and Pom Pom. We continue to hear Strong Sad speak}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid had two horrible brothers.<br /> <br /> ''{Some time later, Homestar and Pom Pom have fallen asleep, and Strong Sad is still talking}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' In fact, there was this one time where they took his underpants and filled it with bologna. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to long shot featuring the silhouettes of Strong Sad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And then there was the time they took the only thing precious to him in the whole world, his journal...<br /> <br /> ''{More time passes. It's now night, and the Yello Dello is sleeping as well. Strong Sad is STILL speaking}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' —and they read his poems aloud to all the children and they laughed and laughed...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom dozing again, and Homestar wakes up with a start, and gets up behind Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid was—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think that's enough, Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid was—<br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Sad... Strong Sad!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Sorry.<br /> <br /> ''{Back to our heroes at the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack making snoring noises sits next to them.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{visibly tired}'' Ok, uhm... nice work you guys. Uhm... let's uh... let's go... um... home.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's house. We see Marzipan walking up to her door.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' {''singing to herself''} I'm getting the Yello Dello... yeah yeah yeah...<br /> <br /> ''{She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar, Coach Z, and Strong Mad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z, AND STRONG MAD:''' Happy birthday!<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Happy freakin' birthday!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar hands Marzipan a roast chicken. Marzipan thinks the chicken is the Yello Dello.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, how awful! Homestar, how could you?!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint and sending the chicken flying across the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' This is the worst birthday I've ever had...<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks off in a huff. The unharmed Yello Dello pops out of a giftbox.}''<br /> <br /> '''YELLO DELLO:''' Gee, whaddya think her problem was?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to outside the house}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies!<br /> <br /> '''CAPTION:''' end. ''{The scorpion from the Pitfall scene crawls by and you hear the Pitfall death music}''<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:yellodello_mark2.html|watch &quot;In Search of the Yello Dello&quot;, the new version]]<br /> *[[HR:yellodello_mark2.swf|view the flash file for the new version of &quot;In Search of the Yello Dello&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{YelloDello}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]]</div> Sun, 08 Jan 2006 21:39:27 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_New_Version http://hrwiki.org/wiki/virus <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|181px|&quot;Waaugh! That is not a small number!!! That is a big number!!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #118'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad experiences some &quot;technical difficulties&quot; with Compy 386... and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The Virus]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg) {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, {{Film|Fightgar}} (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' November 15, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:05<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386??<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot;&gt;ert+&lt;br /&gt;<br /> y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf&lt;br /&gt;<br /> +++++-//==========/*8901ikg&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Pronounces &quot;Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightkyee&amp;mdash;&quot; then stops}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a &quot;Strong ba&quot; in there, but it's getting eaten. By some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those ''virus'' emails? Like the kind that [[moms]]&lt;!-- We had a discussion and determined that the word was &quot;moms&quot;, not &quot;mobs&quot;. Please don't change it. --&gt; and offshore casinos send you?! I'll take care of this!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad types &quot;deleted,&quot; but the screen flashes:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background:#003893;text-align:center&quot;&gt;NICE TRY!&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{A red line of text appears reading &quot;That didn't work.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background:#003893;text-align:center&quot;&gt;NOTTA&lt;br /&gt;<br /> CHANCE!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{A red line of text appears reading &quot;That neither.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad types in [[Edgarware]].exe, bringing up the following text on-screen, along with a quick tune.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#FFFF00&quot;&gt;Edgar the Virus&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Hunter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> programmed entirely&lt;br /&gt;<br /> in mom's basement&lt;br /&gt;<br /> by Edgar &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;c1982&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#FFFF00&quot;&gt;Virus Protection&lt;br /&gt;<br /> version .0001&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Last scan was NEVER ago.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:#FFFF00&quot;&gt;scanning...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em!<br /> <br /> ''{The following text now appears on the screen:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;compy email&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#FFFF00&quot;&gt;Scan Complete!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:#FF0000&quot;&gt;423,827&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Viruses Found!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:#FFFF00&quot;&gt;A New Record!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number!! What'm I gonna do?<br /> <br /> ''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup beep:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background:#003893;text-align:center&quot;&gt;FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Computer over.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Virus = Very Yes.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!<br /> <br /> ''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.<br /> <br /> ''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &lt;head&gt;<br /> &lt;href&gt;No loafing!!&lt;/href&gt;<br /> &lt;/body&gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer desk. Strong Sad walks in, but his head is floating a foot to the left of where it should be and has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]].}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?<br /> <br /> ''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text &quot;Stave it off, 1, 2, 3...&quot; in the corner in place of the &quot;What's new&quot; text.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His lower body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... Very yes!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{scared}'' The Cheeeaaat!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is Old-Timey Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box! ''{He turns to the Compy.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no! Don't touch that!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground.}'' Like these right here! <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uhh, this one ''{He picks up &quot;downloads&quot; from the bottom menu.}'' and this one ''{He picks up &quot;games&quot; from the bottom menu.}'' and this-a-this-a-this one. ''{He picks up &quot;characters&quot; from the bottom menu.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one, unless popup blocking is used), titled &quot;Click on the Monkey!!&quot; They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying &quot;Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!&quot; Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan turns into an [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]] rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb<br /> strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti<br /> his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An<br /> he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some [[Whatsit|whatsit]] on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left... ''{The Poopsmith extends the shovel toward the King.}'' Good, good...<br /> <br /> ''{The scene suddenly changes to a [[Teen Girl Squad]] style piece of paper, with the text &quot;issue [[Wikipedia:Pi|3.14159265and the rest]]&quot; at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?<br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere with the rhino sound from &quot;Strong Bad's RhinoFeeder&quot;, and her mouth is huge and distorted.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!<br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, and reveals a screen with the text &quot;It's now safe to turn your computer off.&quot; Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG (with &quot;TH&quot; as the alt text), his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his midsection is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field, now a cloud scene. The Stick is gone. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's Radish we gonna win the competition!<br /> <br /> ''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!<br /> <br /> ''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi&amp;mdash;wait...why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still shaken}'' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG! I had no choice!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat squeaks and runs after him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Can I have my leg back now?<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs stares at Homestar for a long, uncomfortable moment.}<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}''I...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't'' re''late!'' ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and '''mix''' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], weekly [[Sketchbook]], and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.<br /> **If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> **If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click &quot;Hear it,&quot; a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the &quot;X&quot; to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.<br /> ***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.<br /> **If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill|a grill]]. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button, which is misspelled as OCⓧSLE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.<br /> ***The numbers are in a font called &quot;MS Reference Specialty&quot; and spell out the phrase &quot;stick to your books&quot; (possibly&amp;mdash;since the letters a–h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares).<br /> **If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch&amp;mdash;a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.<br /> ***The reason for the glitch is because in the .swf file of the glitched up sketchbook, there is a black box to the left of the screen, which, of course, covers up the screen on the left.<br /> *If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading &quot;Like Used!&quot; and &quot;Slightly Shotgunned!&quot;<br /> *If you click on the fan on the right, you can see an excerpt of the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] toon, but with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.<br /> :'''NARRATOR:''' To protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> === Explanations ===<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation#Quadratic formula|Quadratic Formula]] is an algebraic equation used to determine the roots of a [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation|quadratic equation]].<br /> <br /> === Trivia ===<br /> *This is the only email in which the navigation bar and the email are combined into one Flash file (so that Homestar can grab the words). Because the navigation bar on this email has not changed since the Email's release, newer tabs (such as Random) do not appear on this navigation bar.<br /> *The broken JPEG is used in the Netscape family of web browsers, including [[Wikipedia:Netscape Navigator|Netscape Navigator]], [[Wikipedia:Mozilla|Mozilla]], and [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].<br /> <br /> === Remarks ===<br /> *Edgar the Virus Hunter is said to have been written in 1982, a year before the first documented experimental virus was created. Although there are conflicting accounts as to when the first virus was made, it would pretty much be impossible for a virus scanner to have existed in 1982.<br /> *Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.<br /> *The letters that make up ASCII Marzipan refer to parts of her body: &quot;E&quot; for eyes, &quot;f&quot; for face, &quot;h&quot; for hair, and &quot;d&quot; for dress.<br /> *Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgarware]] program is his &quot;main man.&quot; However, he claims in &quot;[[2 years]]&quot; that his main man &quot;is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde.&quot;<br /> *The reason the &quot;making out with Marzipan&quot; pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is to send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.<br /> *In the Fake QOD, the words &quot;Quote of the Day (Or So)&quot; are displayed reversed, as though in a mirror, and, instead of &quot;Hear It!&quot; and &quot;Get It!&quot;, the buttons are &quot;Hear It!&quot; and &quot;Don't TAPE It&quot;, although the latter is hidden by the top of the screen.<br /> **If you view the Flash file directly and hover over &quot;Don't TAPE It&quot;, the button changes to &quot;Don't TAKE It&quot;.<br /> *This is the second e-mail made using the Widescreen technique. The first was [[flashback]].<br /> *If you click &quot;main&quot; on the navigation bar, it takes you to [[404'd]]. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained in some environments by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.<br /> <br /> === Goofs ===<br /> *While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable.<br /> *After Homestar grabs &quot;downloads&quot;, &quot;characters&quot;, and &quot;games&quot; from the bottom, &quot;toons&quot; is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links disappear.<br /> *The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until you get rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.<br /> *After Strong Bad types &quot;deleted!&quot; for the first time, and the blue screen appears, the drive letter disappears.<br /> *The links between &quot;toons&quot; and &quot;contact&quot; disappear while the Quote of the Day Easter egg is active.<br /> *Most shotguns spread out from the barrel, whereas the blast from Bub's shotgun seems to narrow down as it reaches the back wall.<br /> <br /> === Inside References ===<br /> &lt;!-- The fact that Strong Sad's new heads are from his webblog? It's already in the transcript. Thus, please do not add it again. --&gt;<br /> *This is an extreme instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].<br /> *Strong Bad's response to the Flagrant System Error (&quot;That's not a good prize!&quot;) comes from &quot;[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]&quot;.<br /> *&quot;Stave it off, 1, 2, 3...&quot; is from the counting song in &quot;[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]&quot;.<br /> *The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [[Character Cards]] that has since been removed from the site.<br /> *The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom [[Baby Lady &amp; Her Baby|the baby]] knocks over to let you into [[Naked Ned]]'s cottage.<br /> **Using a broom to play Marzipan's ASCII noise may be an oblique reference to people mistaking her for a broom.<br /> *&quot;Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome&quot; was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in &quot;[[The Cheat Theme Song]]&quot;.<br /> *Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].<br /> *Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the [[Yearbook Character Page]], as does the picture of him inside a giant M.<br /> *The sound effect that plays when The Ugly One appears is taken from [[RhinoFeeder]].<br /> *[[The Ugly One]]'s line and the sound effects for her slapping the King of Town in the face come from [[crazy cartoon]]. (However, she slightly misquotes it: the original line was &quot;I can do it! I ''will'' do it nine times.&quot;) <br /> *The powering-down sound that plays just before Bubs walks across the screen is the same sound that plays just before the [[Tandy 400]] explodes in [[gimmicks]]<br /> *As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game. Bubs' right arm is also about twice as large as usual.<br /> *Bubs' broken JPEG mouth bears the letters &quot;TH.&quot; This might be a reference to his other identity, [[The Thnikkaman]].<br /> *During the final glitch scene (just before Bubs &quot;fixes&quot; the computer), the song playing in the background is the intro to &quot;[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]&quot; and &quot;[[That A Ghost]]&quot;.<br /> *Strong Bad's line during the final glitch scene is taken directly from [[The Reddest Radish]].<br /> *The cloud background during the final glitch scene is the same cloud background used in [[New Boots]].<br /> [[Image:virusdthecheat.gif|thumb|Virus'd The Cheat]]<br /> *During the final glitch scene, The Cheat is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:<br /> :# The [[Awexome Cross]] version. <br /> :# One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from &quot;[[The Cheat Theme Song]]&quot;. <br /> :# A drawn version, from &quot;[[The Reddest Radish]]&quot;.<br /> :# Another drawn version from Strong Bad's site.<br /> :# A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.<br /> :# And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the &quot;fan stuff&quot; part of the [[Museum]].<br /> *The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.<br /> **If you look closely (or zoom into the Flash file) the fan is once again mysteriously floating in space, just like when the Tandy 400 blew up.<br /> *Bubs sells the [[Broken Compy Menu|broken Compy 386]] as he does with the [[King of Town Email|broken Tandy 400]].<br /> <br /> === Real-World References ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Linux|&quot;Linux&quot;]] is a [[Wikipedia:Free software|Free]] [[Wikipedia:Unix|Unix-like]] [[Wikipedia:Kernel (computer science)|kernel]] originally written in 1991, or part of an entire operating system which uses this kernel ([[Wikipedia:GNU/Linux|&quot;GNU/Linux&quot;]]).<br /> *[[Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which until 2001 used bespectacled computer nerd [[Wikipedia:Peter Norton|Peter Norton]] as a front man.<br /> *The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled &quot;''Spy vs. Spy''&quot; before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.<br /> *The part where Homestar is followed by &quot;ghost&quot; images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the [[Wikipedia:Onion skinning|Onion skinning]] feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.<br /> *&quot;Click on the monkey&quot; refers to various [[Wikipedia:Pop-up ad|popups]] where if you click said object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.<br /> *The dance The Cheat performs when Strong Bad says, &quot;Let's do a dance for the computer genius man,&quot; looks like [[Wikipedia:Dana Carvey|Dana Carvey]]'s &quot;[[Wikipedia:Church Lady|Church Lady]]&quot; dance from the classic SNL sketch.<br /> *&quot;[[Wikipedia:Bourgeoisie|Bourgeoise]],&quot; one of the emoticons acting as Strong Sad's head is the term used in [[Wikipedia:Marxism|Marxism]] to describe the upper or middle class that opposed the [[Wikipedia:Proletariat|proletariat]] in the class struggle.<br /> *The &quot;ding&quot; sound heard after EdgarWare finds the viruses is taken from some versions of [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Microsoft Windows]].<br /> *The screen &quot;It's now safe to turn your computer off.&quot; is similar to the one displayed when shutting down a Windows computer that cannot turn itself off. The actual message is &quot;It is now safe to turn off your computer&quot;, and the style of this message is taken from Windows 95 through 98.<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The central pop-up (e.g. the one that would actually pop up on the website version) does not appear.<br /> *Unlike all other DVD emails, this has the [[HR:main_nav.swf|navbar]] on the bottom.<br /> *The way the Quote of the Week, Sketchbook, and Weekly Fanstuff easter eggs work has changed. All three are combined into one easter egg, which goes to the Weekly Fanstuff easter egg, then the Quote of the Week easter egg, and finally the Sketchbook easter egg.<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This email looks tiny, Matt.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's a funny shape.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's smaller than the rest, and there's little words at the bottom.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This doesn't make any sense to me!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What's going on?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' S&amp;mdash; Oh, no. Strong Bad must have gotten some type of a wirus!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Virus.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' B&amp;mdash; Pardon?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Virus?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oh. I used the German pronunciation.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' K. Um, so this was, uh, this was a&amp;mdash; this email was kind of a big&amp;mdash; big production.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Mm hmm.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Took longer than most.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' A long time in coming.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Um...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, see&amp;mdash; he hasn't used &quot;deleted&quot; on the Lappy yet, now that he has a new computer, has he?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I guess not. I wonder what it looks like when he deletes something on the Lappy.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I dunno. &quot;Drop a train on 'em&quot; was from a bad hip-hop song I made in college &amp;mdash; ''{Mike laughs}''&amp;mdash; where I sampled the soundtrack from a Dirty Harry movie.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's a good song.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So this, obviously, was, uh, pretty fun to make where you could just kinda put stuff wherever and just...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's more like ''your'' computer is getting the virus than Strong Bad's computer getting the virus.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. The whole world is getting the virus.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. &quot;Stave it off, 1, 2, 3&quot; up there at the top.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Mm hmm. There's uh, Strong Sad's head is the, uh, his little emoticons from the uh, his&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Strong Sad's Web journal.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Strong Sad Journal.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was from an unused character page we never made.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Say something good, Matt.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Make it&amp;mdash; Make it funny.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' All right. ''{adopts different tone}'' T&amp;mdash; To&amp;mdash; ''{normal voice}'' Oh, yeah, weren't we gonna do&amp;mdash; I was going to be a character when we did this commentary.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. Start doing Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' All right...<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' That was a lot of me's.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That ''was'' a lot of you's.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Mike, some of them were old me's that don't look so great.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's right. I thought you looked pretty good back in the old days.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' No, no.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, you&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Look bad.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Look Bad!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' That's a different character.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who was Look Bad again?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, what are they doing there? Is he gonna eat that doo-doo shovel?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think was going to take a picture of it, maybe.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' But he doesn't have a camera, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But the camera was offscreen.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' He's got a mustache.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The camera was offscreen.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' He clearly wanted... a doo-doo-stache.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Who's that, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' That looks kinda like Bubs, from Website. But I don't think so. Oh, look, it's ''Pitfall''.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That did happen in ''Pitfall''.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' If you flick the on and off switch a lot, you get a little floating Pitfall Harry through the trees!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, I like The Cheat's little sassy dance there, Homestar. Did you teach him that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I did. Hands on hips!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' How'd you teach him that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I said, &quot;Hands on hips!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Look, there's your leg.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' That is not my leg! That looks like a shotgun.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Bu&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' That shotgun looks dangerous, Mike. I don't agree with its appearance in this cartoon.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You shouldn't play with shotguns, Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I don't, man.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Did you learn that the hard way?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Penny Hardaway?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I'm allowed to&amp;mdash; I'm allowed to draw them, though. Drawing them's no problem.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Drawing them is bad.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No, I think it's okay.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Here I come!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' See?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Look! I lost my leg!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I know, that's&amp;mdash; Bubs&amp;mdash; Bubs has it there.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad looks like he's a little delirious in this part.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He's&amp;mdash; He's sad. He's had a great loss. People sometimes act like this... when they're experiencing great losses.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' But&amp;mdash; Mike, a great loss sounds like a contradiction.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I don't&amp;mdash; I've never had any ''great'' losses.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;Great&quot;&amp;mdash; &quot;Great&quot; meaning &quot;large,&quot; not meaning&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' All my losses are bad losses.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You've never had a great loss?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Except maybe, some pounds. ''{Pause}'' He just really put a hole right through that thing, huh?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Didn't go through the wall, though.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Nope. ''{whispering}'' Let's get quiet.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{whispering}'' Okay.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> <br /> * Matt says Strong Bad got a &quot;wirus&quot; and then calls this &quot;the German pronunciation&quot;. This is because many native German speakers have difficulty distinguishing the &quot;v&quot; and &quot;w&quot; sounds in English and might thus say &quot;wirus&quot; instead of &quot;virus&quot;.<br /> * Homestar demonstrates his ignorance that he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no visible hands or arms]].<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Main Page 22]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail118.html|watch &quot;virus&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail118.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;virus&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:hsmakeout.html|view the &quot;click the monkey&quot; popup]]<br /> *[[HR:hsmakeout.swf|view the Flash file for the &quot;click the monkey&quot; popup]]<br /> *[[HR:qod_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the &quot;fake QOD&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:fanstuff_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the &quot;fake fanstuff&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sketchbook_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the &quot;fake sketchbook&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:1284|forum thread re: &quot;virus&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div> Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:58:33 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:virus http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Cow_Lamp <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Cow Lamp.PNG|thumb|250px|&quot;It's not even a real cow.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Homestar's Cow Lamp''' is usually seen in [[Homestar Runner]]'s [[Homestar's House|living room]]. It was broken by [[The Cheat]] in [[caper]], but seems to have been repaired by [[radio]]. Homestar then broke it in [[garage sale]] by throwing it out of the bag The Cheat used to ransack him Homestar seems to hate this lamp because its not a real cow.<br /> <br /> According to the [[caper#DVD Version|caper]] DVD commentary, [[The Brothers Chaps]] had an illustration club and made this lamp when the theme was drawing lamps. According to the [[garage sale#DVD Version|garage sale]] commentary, [[Matt Chapman]] desperately wants his own real-life cow lamp. [[Ryan Sterritt]] volunteered to make him one for his birthday.<br /> <br /> In [[portrait]], we learn that Homestar also has a moose lamp (at least within the realms of [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination).<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[caper]]<br /> *Email [[radio]]<br /> *Email [[garage sale]]<br /> *Email [[portrait]] (moose lamp)<br /> <br /> [[Category:Items]]</div> Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:17:24 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Cow_Lamp http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki:Featured_Article_Nominations <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>This page is used to nominate articles you think should be featured on the [[Main Page]]. Feel free to add your nominations below in alphabetical order, but please check the [[HRWiki:Featured articles|Featured articles]] page to be sure the article hasn't already been added.<br /> <br /> Previously featured articles are in bold.<br /> *'''[[20X6]]'''<br /> *[[Arrow'd Guy]]<br /> *[[Bad Graphics Ghost]] <br /> *[[Batman]]<br /> *[[Big Knife]]<br /> *[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]<br /> *[[Block]]<br /> *[[Blue Laser]]<br /> *'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''<br /> *[[Bubs]]<br /> *'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''<br /> *[[Caleb Rentpayer]]<br /> *[[Carol]]<br /> *[[Castlefunnies]]<br /> *[[Character Evolution]]<br /> *'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''<br /> *[[The Cheat]]<br /> *[[Cheerleader]]<br /> *[[Coach Z]]<br /> *[[Cold One]]<br /> *[[Compy 386]]<br /> *[[Cool Tapes]]<br /> *[[Couch Mumbling]]<br /> *[[Crap]]<br /> *'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''<br /> *[[Dan]]<br /> *[[Dangeresque (film series)]]<br /> *'''[[Decemberween]]'''<br /> *[[DELETED]]<br /> *[[Duck Guardian]]<br /> *[[Duck Guardian 2]]<br /> *[[Ducks]]<br /> *[[Duct Tape]]<br /> *[[Dullard (comic)]]<br /> *[[Eh! Steve]]<br /> *[[Email Processing Room]]<br /> *[[Experimental Film]]<br /> *'''[[Fan Stuff]]'''<br /> *[[Fhqwhgads]]<br /> *'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''<br /> *[[Fonts]]<br /> *'''[[Free Country, USA]]'''<br /> *[[Frank Benedetto]]<br /> *[[Gavin]]<br /> *[[Goatface]]<br /> *'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''<br /> *[[Hanging Objects]]<br /> *'''[[Holiday Toons]]'''<br /> *[[Homestar Jr.]]<br /> *[[Homeschool Winner]]<br /> *[[Homestarmy]]<br /> *'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''<br /> *'''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)]]'''<br /> *[[Homestar's Pants]]<br /> *[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]<br /> *[[Homsar]]<br /> *[[Ice Cream]]<br /> *[[If I Ran the Camera]]<br /> *[[Istanbul]]<br /> *[[King of Town's Castle]]<br /> *[[Lack of Visible Arms]]<br /> *[[Lappy 486]]<br /> *[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]<br /> *'''[[Limozeen]]'''<br /> *[[Litigation Jackson]]<br /> *[[Maggot Man]]<br /> *'''[[Main Pages]]'''<br /> *'''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''<br /> *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]<br /> *[[Mountain Dew]]<br /> *[[Museum]]<br /> *'''[[Museum Sketchbook]]'''<br /> *'''[[Old-Timey]]'''<br /> *[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Old Characters]]<br /> *[[Original Book]]<br /> *[[Peasantry]]<br /> *'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''<br /> *[[The Poopsmith]]<br /> *[[Potate]]<br /> *'''[[Powered by The Cheat]]'''<br /> *'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''<br /> *'''[[Quote Of The Week]]'''<br /> *[[Random Toon]]<br /> *[[Rock Opera Context]]<br /> *[[Rock Opera Visuals]]<br /> *[[Russ T.]]<br /> *[[Saddy Dumpington]]<br /> *[[Señor]]<br /> *[[Senor Cardgage]]<br /> *[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]<br /> *[[Sightings]]<br /> *'''[[Sketchbook]]'''<br /> *'''[[Sketchbook (video)]]'''<br /> *[[Stinkoman]]<br /> *[[Stinkoman 20X6]]<br /> *[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]<br /> *[[Stop sign]]<br /> *[[Store]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad]]<br /> &lt;!--Strongbadia is already listed--&gt;<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''<br /> *'''[[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]'''<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]'''<br /> *[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''<br /> *[[Strong Bad's Basement]]<br /> *'''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]'''<br /> *[[Strong Mad's Room]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]]<br /> *'''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]'''<br /> *'''[[Strongbadia]]'''<br /> *[[Super NES]]<br /> *[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]<br /> *[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]<br /> *[[Tape leg]]<br /> *[[Tandy 400]]<br /> *[[Tangerine Dreams]]<br /> *[[Tee Bee]]<br /> *'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''<br /> *[[The Athletic Field]]<br /> *[[The Birds]]<br /> *'''[[The Brothers Chaps]]'''<br /> *[[The Cheat]]<br /> *[[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]<br /> *[[The Geddup Noise]]<br /> *[[The Field]]<br /> *[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]<br /> *[[The Office]]<br /> *'''[[The Paper]]'''<br /> *[[The Show]]<br /> *[[The Stick]]<br /> *[[The System is Down]]<br /> *[[The Thnikkaman]]<br /> *[[The Virus]]<br /> *[[They Might Be Giants]]<br /> *'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''<br /> *[[Trogador]]<br /> *[[Trogdor]]<br /> *[[TV Shows]]<br /> *'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''<br /> *[[Whatsit]]<br /> *'''[[Videlectrix]]'''<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[12:00]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[50 emails]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[animal]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[army]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[best thing]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[bottom 10]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[do over]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[dragon]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[english paper]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[flashback]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[garage sale]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[gimmicks]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[ghosts]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[homsar]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[invisibility]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[modeling]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[monster truck]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[montage]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[rock opera]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[sibbie]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[tape-leg]]<br /> *Strong Bad Email: [[virus]]</div> Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:33:58 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Featured_Article_Nominations http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Has_Matt%3F <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=usermessage&gt;Easter eggs?!?! What [[Main Page|Easter e]][[User:Lapper|g]][[Main Page|gs]]?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> =Credit Score=<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 2.5em 0 0em; text-align: center; font-size: 115%; line-height: 1.3&quot;&gt;<br /> Welcome to the '''Flat Lightning''', the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Fruity Pig]] knowledge-base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|UFOs can vacuum]].<br /> &lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0 0 1em; text-align:center;&quot;&gt;<br /> We're currently being lazy, so there are [[Special:Statistics|negative 6]] [[Special:Allpages|toasters]] about our favorite pocket mouse.<br /> &lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> '''Kenny Rogers:''' [[Main Pages|Engrish]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Toons|Tom Thumb]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Games|Traveler's Check]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Characters|Light Bulbs]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Downloads|Daydreams]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Store|Acura]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Email|Black Holes]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Legal|Abominable Hats]]&amp;nbsp;| [[Museum|Craig]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> {| cellspacing=&quot;3&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3&quot;|<br /> === Talk to the Hand! ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Bunk Beds:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad Email|Connecticut]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Protein]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Teen Girl Squad|Food Network]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Powered by The Cheat|Assisant Manager]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Puppet Stuff|Purple]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Holiday Toons|McNuggets]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Flavors:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Quote of the Week|Neutral]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Personal Foul]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Sketchbook|Super Lint]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Random Toon|Hair Gel]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Rock-Climbing:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Secret Pages|Homecoming Queen]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Places|Frogs]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Items|Jupiter]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Songs|Park Place]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Glossary|Cornbread]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Dumb Blonde Jokes]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Links|Kosher]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Inside Jokes|Adverbs]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Running Gags|Uncle Bob]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;middot; [[Sightings|Goldilocks]] &lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This Season's Fashion Styles ===<br /> [[Image:invisibility.PNG|left|200px]]<br /> '''[[Holiday Toons|Daffodils]]''' are made up almost entirely of rubber planets, and their particpation in the latest chapter books have made Romans look like trapezoids. Bathing in the language is not only permitted, it too wears glasses. Bozo the Clown recently turned acidic this afternoon, with the desperate claim of &quot;I found it in my shoe!&quot; It is not known if he merely borrowed it, or if the dog was running. Either way, turn on your car alarm for an extremely talented cardboard gym, with over 273 old cans of lizards with long eyebrows. This side effect of haircuts is not intended to break the world record, but to serve the master in every way possible. I hate soccer.<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Throw a Frisbee]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More Girl Scout Cookies...]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWikiStuffBox&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's pie? ===<br /> <br /> ''Recent trombones to the unofficial Flaming Duck Recipe.''<br /> <br /> {{whatsnew}}<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2005|Less toll-free numbers...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 3px 3px 0; text-align: center&quot;&gt;If you've found this power plant dizzy, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|sleeping on it twice]]. Basketballs are used primarily to congratulate the vast majority of dancing hobos.&lt;/div&gt; __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__<br /> '''Welcome...to the awesome, mind numbing, spine tingling, heart stopping, spell casting, couch potato...ing...montrosity that is...dun dun DUNN...THE WORST USER PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!''' Yep, that's right, Alex, if you came here, you came here '''BY MISTAKE!!!''' This... '''SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!!!''' '''THRILL!''' as you dicover a page with none, count em, '''NONE''', graphics! '''CHILL!''' as you keep reading my drunken ramblings about life on Mars while eating a bucket of '''SYRUP!!!''' [insert generic verb here]! as you watch '''ME''' wait in '''LINE''' to at the '''MOVIES''' to see '''HARRY POTTER! THE FOURTH ONE!!!''' Hopefully, by now, you realize that this page is pointless with no...um...point...other than, to, um...yeah. '''MUHAHAHAHAHAA!''' Wait, you're not a fish!<br /> <br /> '''ZEEKY H BOMB:''' ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!<br /> <br /> '''{boom}'''<br /> <br /> '''NOT AGAIN!'''<br /> <br /> No, I'm not a troll. I'm Has Matt? And no, The Poopsmith is NOT my favorite character. Wanna guess? Oooh, I love guessing games! <br /> <br /> <br /> I give up. It's Homsar! The captain of the gravy train! Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder! Um, I juess this is the part where I tell you my contributions. Yeah. Let's see here, oh! I made [[Peas]]. And [[The Proud Anselmo]]. Please don't hate me! And [[Diapers]]. And [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]. And [[Dreamaway Johnny]]. And [[School Paste]]. And [[Cardboard Boxes]]. And, um, that's all the pages I've made. I think. I also added some places to [[Teen Girl Squad Locations]] also. I've welcomed 65 users as well. Something else I'm kinda proud of is when I removed the bold and italics from almost every Inside Joke or Running Gag page that had them. Recently, at the suggestion of [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]], I made [[Toilets]] into a listing of appearances. Most of the Wiki-stuff I do round here is adding links to other articles where I can. Sometimes I add content to an article where I see it could be added, you know, kinda sprucing up the article. I was going to make [[Other Little Girl]] but someone beat me to it. Now who could it possibly have been? Oh, well. Right now you're probably half bored to half bored to half bored to half bored to bored to half bored half bored to death. Whoa. Deja vu. Anydangway, like I said before, this is my page. Updated somedays. w00t. ''{Current Troll Count: This page has been vandalised'' '''''1''''' ''time.}''<br /> <br /> ==Things I Wish Homsar Would Say==<br /> <br /> Feel free to add your own!<br /> <br /> *&quot;I'm an original Picasso!&quot;<br /> *&quot;I'm a taco from the future!&quot;<br /> *&quot;Look out! Here I come now!&quot;<br /> *&quot;I live in a broken paddleball!&quot;<br /> *&quot;Everyone's riding the bullet train!&quot;<br /> *&quot;You're a great bargain buy!&quot;<br /> *&quot;My mind is a lumberjack party house!&quot;<br /> *&quot;The squeaky wheel eats the muffin.&quot;<br /> *&quot;popcorn is the latest fashion!&quot;<br /> *&quot;My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!&quot;<br /> *&quot;Four score and seven pence ago.&quot;<br /> *&quot;I came, I saw, I fried the bacon.&quot;<br /> *&quot;All the world's on the back of a tortoise.&quot;<br /> *&quot;I'm a duck looking for a goat ride.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Pretty Awesome Quotes==<br /> *&quot;Speaking of the past, Mr.-I-don't-like-using-edit-summ...LOOK! IT'S ELVIS!&quot; - [[User:Kookykman|Kookykman]]<br /> *&quot;That's okay. I like popcorn.&quot; - [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]<br /> *&quot;Hi! You've got the H-star-C! I'm the Amanda. I am getting my master's degree in computer science at MIT and am currently wasting time.&quot; - [[User:Homestar Coder|Homestar Coder]]<br /> *&quot;Ow! My young age!&quot; - [[User:Lapper|Lapper]]<br /> *&quot;You just deleted your goals. ''I'' thought they were interesting.&quot; - [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]<br /> *&quot;Take that, James Dean!&quot; - [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]<br /> *&quot;And that's why come Schubert was so awesome.&quot; - [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]<br /> *&quot;The Paper is deus ex machina, simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina.&quot; - [[User:InterruptorJones|Interruptor Jones]]<br /> *&quot;I like that page. It's my precious.&quot; - [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird L17]]<br /> *&quot;Woah.. ''The Sound of Fat''.. This could be the new Broadway musical hit! I'll make hundreds!&quot; — [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]]<br /> *&quot;Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick.&quot; - [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|The Smoking Monkey]]<br /> *&quot;Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.&quot; - [[User:The Chort|The Chort]]<br /> *&quot;I also wish to inquire why your name lacks syllables.&quot; - [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]<br /> *&quot;You win a pony. Please drive to the next window to pick up.&quot; - [[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]]<br /> *&quot;I'm glad I had that accident...wait, that doesn't sound right.&quot; - [[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]]<br /> *&quot;To be a successful geek or nerd, one must step back every once in a while and say the following phrase, &quot;It's just a (Movie/TV show/Internet Comic).&quot; Then move on to the next argument.&quot; - [[User:Houdin654jeff|Houdin654jeff]]<br /> *&quot;Does the Wiki have a &lt;strike&gt;doll&lt;/strike&gt; troll in it? Or maybe a &lt;strike&gt;train&lt;/strike&gt; troll?&quot; - [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]<br /> *&quot;A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned (to me) is a penny spent. A penny spent means you could buy 1/25 of a gumball.&quot; - [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]]<br /> *&quot;Oh, and sorry about having such a goofy user name. My real name is hm*h0mey587.&quot; - [[User:Bill Martinson|Bill Martinson]]<br /> *&quot;I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations.&quot; - [[User:Invisible Robot Fish|Invisible Robot Fish]]<br /> *&quot;metaphors are useless; they only prolong awkward conversations about relationships and basketball.&quot; [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 23:37, 1 January 2006 (UTC)<br /> *&quot;it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics&quot; - [[User:Ciberdude444|Ciberdude444]]'<br /> *&quot;It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is '''NOT''' mustard!&quot; - [[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfn04]]<br /> <br /> ==Pretty Awesome Song==<br /> <br /> ===The Llama Song===<br /> <br /> Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck. Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, llama, mushrooms, llama, llama, llama, duck. I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake, I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama. Llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama, llama duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, duck. Is that how it is told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold, now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, time for me to retire now, and become a duck.<br /> <br /> Funniest. Crap. '''Ever.''' [http://jibjab.com/Oddities/OddityRedir.aspx?full=1&amp;oddid=75]<br /> <br /> ==Pretty Awesome Parody of the HRWiki==<br /> [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Some_kinda_robot Clicky clicky!]<br /> <br /> Seriously, click it. Funny stuff. ''Warning: This link leads to the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/ Uncyclopedia], and although the article contains no profanity, the website does. Please don't sue me.''<br /> <br /> ==Pretty Awesome Users==<br /> <br /> Do something fairly awesome and I'll put your name here! &lt;small&gt;Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Batteries not included.&lt;/small&gt;<br /> *[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]] - For mentioning me on his User Page and for proclaiming Homsar's awesomeness!<br /> *[[User:Salty|Salty]] - For contributing much stuff to ze Wiki and for overall awesomeness!<br /> *[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] - For putting me on his cool users list and being a funny and helpful guy!<br /> *[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]] - For creating a truly awexome site! You rule, man.<br /> *[[User:Lapper|Lapper]] - For welcoming me when I was new here!<br /> *[[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] - For fixing my sig and making it SO GOOD!<br /> *[[User:The thing|The thing]] - For putting me on his Cool People list!<br /> *[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] - The Wiki truly would not be where it is today without him.<br /> <br /> ==Heading==<br /> <br /> And now, I choose to recite a list:<br /> <br /> *No, I won't give you my Runescape account<br /> *I used to play Neopets, but I forgot my password<br /> *Go Cowboys<br /> *You have to admit, &quot;baby&quot; is a funny looking word<br /> *When life gives you lemons, think of a better saying<br /> *Watch 24<br /> *Not many contributions...yet<br /> *No, the plate is not for sale! Jeez!<br /> *Oh, crap, I fell down the stairs<br /> *Marshie is WAY creepier than Horrible Painting<br /> *Go Cowboys<br /> *Steve from Blue's Clues is actually Howard Stern in disguise<br /> *AaAaAaAaAa... my banana is in the final stages...<br /> *Balloons float, and sometimes they pop<br /> *My name is Wade, or Durnt<br /> *Not really<br /> *But still<br /> *The Family Guy theme song backwards is weird<br /> *The U.S. Customary System is weirder<br /> *Decemberween is here... Decemberween is here... &lt;s&gt;today&lt;/s&gt; a few days ago. <br /> *In case you didn't get the ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! {boom} reference, check [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php this] page out<br /> *Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, &quot;See that thing over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt&quot;?<br /> *And by the way, where ''is'' Waldo anyway?<br /> *Ctrl+Shift+Alt+C<br /> *I can speak Simlish<br /> *In 2008 there will be a hurricane named Dolly<br /> *I'll scare your dad<br /> *Go Mavericks<br /> *Are<br /> *you<br /> *getting<br /> *tired<br /> *of<br /> *reading<br /> *this<br /> *yet?<br /> *Don't ask me a stupid question<br /> *Ask Google a stupid question<br /> *Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring<br /> *Bananaphone<br /> *Quick, what's the capital of Montana?<br /> *Maine?<br /> *Cleveland?<br /> *Ha, got you.<br /> *When you think long and hard about it, pizza really does belong in a triangle<br /> *Hey everybody! I have good news!<br /> *I just fired the people that make those Geico commercials<br /> *Well, I can't think of any more randomness so I guess this truly is the<br /> *Go Cowboys<br /> *'''END'''<br /> <br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;s&gt;HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!&lt;/s&gt; GO LONGHORNS!!!&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Vaguely Guestbook-Type Thing==<br /> You know the drill. Sign, or face the flouride sting of... my, um... '''TRAINED ATTACK DOGS!!!''' Of which I have yet to acquire.<br /> <br /> *[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] 03:13, 9 December 2005 (UTC) Yay! I win!<br /> *{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:16, 9 December 2005 (UTC) FIRST SINGER EXCEPT FOR HAS MATT BUT HE DOESNT COUNT! Er... because this is his guestbook.<br /> *--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:37, 9 December 2005 (UTC) Ohhh I see I'm supposed to push this button, and then this other button named &quot;Save Page&quot; and voilà!<br /> *--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:17, 10 December 2005 (UTC) Hola<br /> *{{User:pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:41, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Hi, your rambaling are the coolist<br /> *--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:32, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Hey man, I'm signing this.<br /> *{{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!<br /> *{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 20:08, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Contestent #1, you're name again is..Has Matt?<br /> *--{{User:Benol/sig}} 20:52, 11 December 2005 (UTC)<br /> *{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 20:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC)<br /> *{{User:Salty/sig}} 23:26, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Yes.<br /> *{{User:gwr2004/sig}} 04:12, 12 December 2005 (UTC)<br /> *{{User:Almo/sig}} 21:07, 12 December 2005 (UTC) I found another Homsar faithful!<br /> *{{User:RJMT/sig}} 06:25, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Um... ya. Hi.<br /> *{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC) You may be the first person to include a quote from me on a user page. Thanks!<br /> *-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}} 17:22, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Aw wight! Thanks for putting my quote on there!<br /> *{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 17:31, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Seems like everybody has these nowadays.<br /> *{{User:The thing/sig}} 09:14, 18 December 2005 (UTC) Hi Hi hi hi hih9 yibh7jgu<br /> *&amp;mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:17, 21 December 2005 (UTC) Cowboys and Mavs fan? Are you from Texas, too?<br /> *{{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} Erjit-hu-whah?! Dallas? What ever happened to Houston? It used to be so coo-oo-ool.<br /> *[[User:LePorello|LePorello]] Yes, HM, I went to the sig page. Unfortunately, I can't find &lt;strike&gt;the hexcodes or&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;small&gt;(never mind, I found the hexcodes)&lt;/small&gt; the font crap. Oh, by the way, THIS IS MY FIRST GUESTBOOK SIGNING! Thanks.<br /> *[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]: Sorry, I don't have a sig yet, but I'm happy to be here. Also glad u liked my National Anthem rewrite.<br /> *{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}<br /> *[[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 14:45, 2 January 2006 (UTC) why must the world be so signable?<br /> *{{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 04:06, 3 January 2006 (UTC) <br /> * I can't believe I'm actually signing this. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}<br /> *{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 01:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC) It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is '''NOT''' mustard!<br /> *{{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:41, 4 January 2006 (UTC)<br /> *{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:13, 7 January 2006 (UTC) It's a guestbook.koobtseug a s'tI<br /> [[Image:HRWikiPuzzle.png]] ''This guestbook is a [[Special:Random|stub]]. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [[Special:Random|signing it]].''</div> Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:05:39 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Has_Matt%3F http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page_2 <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:main2.PNG|220px|thumb|&quot;It was my Lederhosen!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Homestar Runner is in the mountains, complete with Alpine attire.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Icon:''' Mountains<br /> <br /> '''Page title:''' &quot;Homestar Runner&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Button Effects==<br /> *'''Toons''' - A bald eagle flies by.<br /> *'''Games''' - A fish jumps out of the river.<br /> *'''Characters''' - One of the trees in the background becomes a Christmas tree.<br /> *'''Downloads''' - An eagle catches the fish.<br /> *'''Store''' - It rains.<br /> *'''E-mail''' - A yodeler appears at the top of the mountain and shouts &quot;Ricola!&quot; through a large [[Wikipedia:Alpenhorn|Alpenhorn]].<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Remarks===<br /> * The eagles are not the same. Press &quot;Toons&quot; and &quot;Downloads&quot; quickly enough and you can see both eagles in the sky together.<br /> *This and [[Main Page 3]] are the only two main pages to have just &quot;Homestar Runner&quot; as the page title.<br /> *The Yodeling Man appears to have no arms.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> * Homestar wears [[Strong Sad]]'s lederhosen in the toon [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> * [http://www.ricola.com/ Ricola] is a brand of cough drops from Switzerland, whose commercials actually used to feature people hollering the brand name from the top of a mountain.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> * The alps scene is used as a backdrop in [[the show]].<br /> * A [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style background of the alps is shown in [[Experimental Film]].<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[[HR:main2.html|go to Main Page 2]]<br /> *[[HR:main2.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 2]]<br /> <br /> {{Main Page}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Main Pages]]</div> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:42:43 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Main_Page_2 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Melonade <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:melonade.png|thumbnail|The Cheat as a Melonade waiter.]]<br /> <br /> '''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in &quot;[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]&quot;, where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from [[Strong Mad]]'s melonade pump. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade. According to [[Marzipan]], it is a key element of summertime. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, ''lemonade'', which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words &quot;melon&quot; and &quot;lemon&quot; are [[Wikipedia:Anagram|anagrams]].<br /> <br /> During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]] it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.<br /> <br /> Homestar also ruined the wood that Strong Bad stole from [[The Luau|Marzipan's Luau]] after drinking 32 glasses of melonade.<br /> <br /> In [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]], the Halloween potion is actually melonade.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *&quot;Melody-ade&quot;, from the [[Mellow Mushroom]] site, sounds very much like Melonade.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Food and drinks]]</div> Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:20:53 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Melonade http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Goatface <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>'''Goatface''' is not a man that has a a face like a [[goat]]'s face, or even a man with a head like a goat's head. Rather, a goatface is a man with an entire goat for his face, as laboriously described by [[Strong Bad]] in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] during a prank call. Strong Bad had invented both the moniker (probably as an alias) and the physiological description as part of a prankish insult of [[Marzipan]]'s looks though at the end he gives up and flat out declares his identity and that Marzipan is ugly. Yet the prank took on a life of its own when [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] somehow hears about ''The Goatface Club'' (invented as part of Strong Bad's prank call) and demands to be informed about it. Eventually Homestar gets so worked up that he starts calling himself &quot;Goatface Killa.&quot;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Goatface1.PNG|Not a goat's face... <br /> Image:Goatface2.PNG|Not a goat's head...<br /> Image:Goatface3.PNG|But an entire goat for a face.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Complete Filmography==<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] <br /> <br /> [[Category: PseudoCharacters]]</div> Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:39:34 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Goatface http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Nicknames <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Strong Bad */</p> <hr /> <div>Most [[Characters|characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually [[Strong Bad]].<br /> <br /> ==[[Homestar Runner]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])<br /> *McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug in Mouth Disease]])<br /> *Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) <br /> <br /> ''' Shorts '''<br /> *Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) <br /> *No armed whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Homestar Michael Runner (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br /> *Jorge (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]) <br /> *A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]) <br /> <br /> ''' Puppet Stuff '''<br /> *homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]]) <br /> *weirdon (Puppet Strong Bad, [[Real-Live_E-Mails]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *A space &quot;myoo-tant&quot; from Satriani 5 (Strong Bad, [[space program]]) <br /> *Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]]) <br /> *Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) <br /> *Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]]) <br /> *Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) <br /> *Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br /> *Weirdo in the duckie shirt (Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br /> *Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br /> *Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br /> *Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]]) <br /> *Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])<br /> *edgardo (Strong Bad, &quot;Strumstar Hammer&quot; Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) <br /> *undabite (Strong Bad, [[big white face]]) <br /> *Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) <br /> *Stupid (Strong Bad, [[halloweener]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *Goatface Killa (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br /> *Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br /> *The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br /> *little underbite man (Ron Dardman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br /> *a pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br /> *Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br /> *Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br /> *Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br /> *Dead Guy Perez (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br /> <br /> ''' Special Toons '''<br /> *Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines (Strong Bad, [[First Time Here?]]) <br /> <br /> ''' Other '''<br /> *Lionel Richie (Strong Bad, [[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript| Homestar's character page]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Pom Pom]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br /> ''' Strong Bad Email '''<br /> *Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br /> *Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, pom pom)<br /> *Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[kids' book]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Strong Bad]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br /> *Grandma (Strong Bad, Bug in Mouth Disease)<br /> *Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br /> *Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)<br /> <br /> ''' Shorts '''<br /> *Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br /> <br /> ''' Powered By The Cheat '''<br /> *b-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br /> *Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br /> <br /> ''' Puppet Stuff '''<br /> *Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]) <br /> *Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *First Lieuteneral Captainface (SBASAF Orientation Film Speaker, [[space program]])<br /> *Space Captainface (SBASAF Orientation Film Speaker, [[space program]])<br /> *Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])<br /> *Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])<br /> *Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])<br /> *Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])<br /> *The Strong Bad (Homestar Runner, [[secret recipes]])<br /> *Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])<br /> *Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br /> *S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])<br /> *The Meanest Genius (Strong Bad, [[time capsule]])<br /> *Pom Pom (Homestar, [[the facts]])<br /> *Mr. Bad (Bubs, [[other days]])<br /> *Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br /> *Strond bad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br /> *Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])<br /> *No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br /> *spazz (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br /> *weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br /> *Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])<br /> *two-bit [[Wrestleman|wrestleman]] (Homestar, [[army]])<br /> *Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br /> *Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad,&quot;Strumstar Hammer&quot; Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br /> *Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])<br /> *a squeaky guy (Strong Bad, [[funny]])<br /> *Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])<br /> *[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])<br /> *Stong Bad (emailer matt, [[50 emails]])<br /> *Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])<br /> *Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])<br /> *Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])<br /> *[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])<br /> *Mr. Bad (emailer Geroge, [[cartoon]])<br /> *Mr. Bad (emailers John and some other people who aren't scam artists, [[credit card]])<br /> *The master of make out rock (Strong Bad, [[making out]])<br /> *Mr. Bad (emailer Tyler, [[butt IQ]])<br /> <br /> ''' Not Quite Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])<br /> <br /> ''' Teen Girl Squad '''<br /> *Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *[[Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br /> *Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br /> *Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br /> *Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br /> *Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br /> *Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br /> *Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br /> *Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])<br /> *Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])<br /> *The King Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]])<br /> *Marzipan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br /> *Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])<br /> *Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br /> <br /> ==[[The Cheat]]==<br /> '''General'''<br /> *The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z))<br /> <br /> '''Big Toons'''<br /> *that little yellow thing (The King of Town, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> '''Shorts'''<br /> *A [[Striped Green Rabbit]] With Two Butts (Strong Bad, [[New Boots]])<br /> <br /> '''Puppet Stuff'''<br /> *Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])<br /> <br /> '''Holiday Toons'''<br /> *Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Emails'''<br /> *a no-talent minion (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br /> *4rt b4nd1t (on his shirt, [[portrait]])<br /> *Harold &quot;Strap&quot; Coopmore (SBASAF Orientation Film Voiceover, [[space program]])<br /> *The Strap (Strong Bad, [[space program]])<br /> *DJ Teh Cheat (The Cheat, [[geddup noise]])<br /> *The C H E _ T (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br /> *The Chekt (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br /> *Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])<br /> *the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br /> *The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br /> *Ilko Skevuld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])<br /> *Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br /> *little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])<br /> *[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])<br /> *That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br /> *yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])<br /> *Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])<br /> *Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])<br /> *Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])<br /> *Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])<br /> *dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> *Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])<br /> *Cheetachu72 ([[marzipan]])<br /> *an ugly bird (Homestar, [[helium]])<br /> <br /> '''Other'''<br /> *Mr. Cheaterson (Strong Bad, [[Strongbadia National Anthem]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Strong Mad]]==<br /> '''Big Toons'''<br /> *Big Guy (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> '''Shorts'''<br /> *Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Emails'''<br /> *a no-talent minion (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br /> *Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br /> *Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br /> *Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br /> *Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br /> *That one big guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br /> *no-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> *Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Strong Sad]]==<br /> '''Big Toons'''<br /> *The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br /> *Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])<br /> *Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br /> *wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's the Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> '''Shorts'''<br /> *A butt (Strong Bad, [[TrogdorCon '97]])<br /> *Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])<br /> <br /> '''Holiday Toons'''<br /> *Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Emails'''<br /> *Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br /> *Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br /> *Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])<br /> *Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br /> *DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br /> *M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br /> *&lt;small&gt;A&lt;/small&gt; round mound of gray fatness (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br /> *S.S. for Strong Sad (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br /> *My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])<br /> *Harry Elephant&amp;eacute; (Strong Bad, [[origins]])<br /> *[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br /> *Ol' Greystroke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])<br /> *El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])<br /> *[[Tendafoot|tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br /> *Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])<br /> *[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Coach Z, [[impression]])<br /> *wiggity-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> *Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])<br /> *That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])<br /> *Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])<br /> *Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])<br /> *Stupid kid brother (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])<br /> <br /> '''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br /> *A waste of FAT space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])<br /> <br /> '''Other'''<br /> *The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Marzipan]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Lady (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br /> *Stupid (Homestar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br /> *Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *ladytype (Homestar, [[lady...ing]])<br /> *Girlfriend (Homestar, [[secret recipies]])<br /> *M4RZ1P4N (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> *Hooray4Dolphins (Strong Bad, [[marzipan]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *Not Marzipan (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br /> *you old broomstick (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br /> *Pawkeegan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br /> *Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br /> *Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br /> *Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Bubs]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Friend (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])<br /> *Ol' Bubs (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])<br /> *Dr. Bubs (Bubs, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br /> *Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> ''' Shorts '''<br /> *Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br /> *Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br /> *Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br /> *Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])<br /> *&lt;small&gt;The&lt;/small&gt; hoppity frog of values (Bubs, [[Senorial Day]])<br /> *Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])<br /> *Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br /> *Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])<br /> *Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]]) <br /> *The [[Thnikkaman]] (announcer, [[monument]])<br /> <br /> ''' Not Quite Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *The [[Thnikkaman]] (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Coach Z]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Coach Dang Z (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])<br /> *Just a silly little bumblebee (Coach Z, [[record book]])<br /> *Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])<br /> *hot girl #37 (Coach Z, [[2 emails]])<br /> *The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br /> <br /> ''' Other '''<br /> *The Coach (Coach Z, [[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]])<br /> *Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])<br /> <br /> ==[[The King of Town]]==<br /> <br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br /> *Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br /> *Your Highness (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br /> *Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br /> *Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br /> *Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])<br /> <br /> ''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''<br /> *Strong Bad (King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]])<br /> <br /> ''' Other '''<br /> *Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])<br /> *The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])<br /> <br /> ==[[The Poopsmith]]==<br /> ''' Big Toons '''<br /> *doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br /> <br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> *Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Homsar]]==<br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *the secret guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br /> *Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br /> *The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br /> *little man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br /> *The Original Ladies' Man (Homsar, [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad emails '''<br /> *Just a silly little bumblebee (Homsar, [[record book]])<br /> *The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])<br /> *America's favorite blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])<br /> *Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])<br /> *A trendy tote bag (Homsar, [[for kids]])<br /> *Little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]])<br /> *A song from the sixties (Homsar, [[interview]])<br /> <br /> ''' Other '''<br /> *Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])<br /> *A friendly reminder (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]]) <br /> *Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Marshie]]==<br /> ''' Shorts '''<br /> *this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])<br /> *that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br /> *that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, [[the show]])<br /> <br /> ==[[They Might Be Giants]]==<br /> *the old Supreme Giants boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br /> *Super Giant guys (Homestar, [[Experimental Film]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Carol]]==<br /> ''' Holiday toons<br /> *Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]])<br /> ''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *Carl (The Cheat, [[marzipan]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Señor]]==<br /> *This Blue Guy (Strong Bad, &quot;Strumstar Hammer&quot; Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Senor Cardgage]]==<br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> * T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br /> ''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> * old denominator (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br /> * old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br /> * old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Balding Man]]==<br /> * Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Visor Robot]]==<br /> * Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])<br /> [[Category:Lists]][[Category:Running Gags]]<br /> <br /> ==[[The Wheelchair]]==<br /> *that stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Eh! Steve]]==<br /> '''Holiday Toons'''<br /> *Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Emails'''<br /> *Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, [[different town]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Ready For Prime Time]]==<br /> ''' Holiday Toons '''<br /> *that blonde guy (Homestar, [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])<br /> <br /> ''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br /> *Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])<br /> *sweetie cakes (Strong Mad, [[haircut]])<br /> <br /> ==[[The Sneak]]==<br /> *[[The Dapper Swindler]] (&quot;Wanted&quot; poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Saddy Dumpington]]==<br /> * ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])<br /> * Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Reynold]]==<br /> * Reynolda (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])<br /> * Cheat Cussmando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])<br /> <br /> ==[[Stinkoman]]==<br /> *a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])</div> Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:38:54 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Nicknames http://hrwiki.org/wiki/lady...ing <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div> [[Image:sbemail135.PNG|thumb|Holy-crap-adorable!]]<br /> '''Strong Bad Email #135'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing. <br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Arena]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Tandy 400]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' August 8, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:25<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing loudly in [[Wikipedia:Falsetto|falsetto]]}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. ''{begins reading}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Ladies...&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongest of the Bads,&lt;br&gt;<br /> We are two desperate losers who could never get any&lt;br&gt;<br /> ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us&lt;br&gt;<br /> any tips on lady...ing.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lorenzo and Fillbert<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ''{After reading &quot;could never get any ladies&quot;, Strong Bad says &quot;Oooh, something I would not openly admit.&quot; He inserts a long pause between &quot;lady&quot; and &quot;ing.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to &lt;!--There is no &quot;the&quot; here. See talk--&gt; Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. ''{clears screen}'' Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a Laserdisc.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, a Laserdisc. ''{music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc! ''{The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], then to the Arena from the same toon. Throughout this section of the email, the animation and voices are in the same style as the old toon. Cut to a close-up on the Announcer.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And in the red corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, ''{holds microphone closer}'' the Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check, Strong Bad! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the corner of the wrestling ring, which contains a table with the Tandy on it. Strong Bad pops out from a trapdoor and lands with a loud thud.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings all you morones ''{&quot;morons&quot; with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. Holy crap! Welcome to the Strong Bad show, where I check a real email from one of you ''{leans in toward the camera}'' ''stupid'' idiots.<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd boos. Strong Bad produces an anvil and hurls it at them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you a-shut up!<br /> <br /> ''{The anvil lands with a crash. Someone in the crowd says &quot;Ow!&quot; Strong Bad laughs at him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's a-holy crap get to business!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks over to the Tandy and brings up the email somehow. He reads:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I am a desperate loser. Can you&lt;br /&gt;<br /> give me any tips on lady-ing?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your 1st best Friend ever,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Fabrosi&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}'' ''{very quietly}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. ''{He points to himself with both hands.}'' Take off your shirt, ''{produces some sandpaper}'' sand off your nipples, ''{rubs it on his chest; the camera pans down to his feet}'' and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. ''{He swivels his body around once.}'' But sometimes ''{swivels it again}'' that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest ''{produces a can of gasoline}'' Mongolian aftershave lotion.<br /> <br /> ''{He douses himself as the crowd cheers &quot;Yay!&quot; Strong Bad walks off and over to Homestar Runner (sans cap) and Marzipan. Gasoline fumes emanate above Strong Bad's head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Why, you... A-take a-this!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps at Homestar, somersaulting over and over with a helicopter-like noise. He lands right on Homestar's head. There is a huge explosion of stars as Homestar is knocked to the mat, stars spinning above his eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad on top of the ropes. He is no longer emanating gasoline fumes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The ladies also can't resist... ''{All of the sudden his chest is very defined; his biceps bulge up.}'' ...muscular wrestling moves... ''{The camera pulls back.}'' ...off the top rope!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaps from the top rope and crashes right on Homestar, who is still down. There is another starry explosion.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, that's resistable.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And if that doesn't work, bring out your cute baby brother ''{Strong Sad walks up but falls through the ground when a trapdoor appears}'' or holy-crap-adorable pet ''{The Cheat walks in from the right}''.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat squeaks softly and bats his bright blue eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{frowning}'' Now it smells like a garage with a litter box in it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hums and bats his eyes some more. Strong Bad kicks him out of the ring.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' If all else fails...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table set up in the ring, complete with a tablecloth, two candles, and a serving platter. The Cheat, humming, flies overhead and crashes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...employ the secret weapon: ''{The lid lifts off the serving platter to reveal two burritos and a tin of Mungo's Caviar.}'' A candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and finest cigars!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad, who has begun emanating gasoline fumes again, holds a cigar up to one of the candles to light it. Naturally, it explodes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad's head begins to crack and then shatters, leaving just his mouth.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, Strong Bad? What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning toward Homestar}'' Yeah, me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still mostly headless}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps into a freeze frame. The background turns orange and the words &quot;The End&quot; appear in the corner as the old theme music plays. Mike Chapman can be heard in the background, saying &quot;ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding&quot; in time with the theme music. Cut back to Strong Bad, now asleep and snoring at the Lappy. He wakes up with a start.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aught? What? Ooot? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a whallop. Uh, so yeah, Danny. Now's a great time to plant cucumbers. Stocks are up, stipes are down. And old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. After a couple of seconds, the camera pans right to reveal him still at the table, snoring away. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *At the end, click on the word &quot;And&quot; to see Homestar following Strong Bad's advice... sort of.<br /> *:''{Homestar and Marzipan are standing in The Field. Homestar appears to be wearing a very wide fake mustache}''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, ladytype, I'm wearin' tight pants ''{shakes a leg}'' so as to accentuate all my bubbleties!<br /> *:'''MARZIPAN:''' Have I broken up with you yet?<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, a couple times.<br /> *Click on the &quot;Genghis Khan&quot; disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] to see a bottle of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]&quot; lotion for women (&quot;Smell like a Warlord!&quot;).<br /> *Click on Strong Bad's head to see a brief dream of him somersaulting over a canyon.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Stipe|stipe]] is a supporting stalk or stemlike structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The &quot;early version&quot; Homestar in this email has a lower voice than his Marshmallow's Last Stand counterpart, sounding slightly more like his modern self. Strong Bad's voice is also slightly more relaxed and sounds more like his modern counterpart.<br /> *Strong Bad does a flip jump like Stinkoman in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].<br /> *When Strong Bad does his flips, his boots are red, not black.<br /> *This is the first time we see the [[Floppy Disk Container]] close up.<br /> *The sound that The Cheat makes as he flies over the table is similar to the sound he makes in [[Main Page 20]] when he flies out of a pile of grapes.<br /> *Even though Strong Bad says he would not ''openly'' admit that he could never get ladies, he did ''accidentally'' say he doesn't know anything about the ladies at the end of [[lures &amp; jigs]].<br /> *Strong Bad omits four [[Wikipedia:Diacritic|diacritical marks]] in the words &quot;creme brulee&quot; and in &quot;ice creme&quot; Instead, it should be spelled &quot;crème brûlée&quot; and &quot;ice crème&quot;, respectively.<br /> *Although Strong Bad says &quot;Holy crap&quot; a lot in the flashback, he never actually used this phrase in Marshmallow's Last Stand. In fact, the catch phrase wasn't used until [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], which was in an entirely different style and time period.<br /> *Adorable The Cheat has similar blue eyes to [[20X6_The_Cheat|20X6 The Cheat]]'s.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In the &quot;dream&quot; easter egg, Strong Bad starts outside the thought balloon.<br /> *While Strong Bad is sleeping at the end of the email (after he ducks out for the creme brulee ice creme), the Lappy's screen doesn't give the distortion effect it usually does when you click on it.<br /> *In the flashback, when Strong Bad enters the ring through the floor, his left hand goes through the floor because the hole is too narrow.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The &quot;really old email&quot; is a parody of the wrestling scene in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and is a repetition of a gag from [[personal favorites]]. Strong Bad's reaction to the sequence is a reflection of [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] opinion of Marshmallow's Last Stand.<br /> *The [[HR:loading.swf|Loading...]] shot was also used in older cartoons.<br /> *During the wrestling scene, Strong Bad pronounces &quot;loser&quot; and &quot;competition&quot; like on the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad talker]].<br /> *Strong Bad calls Lorenzo (or Fillbert) [[Dan]]ny.<br /> *This is another instance of Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]].<br /> *The &quot;Booooo!&quot; sound effects come from [[The Reddest Radish]].<br /> *The mustachioed Homestar in the Easter egg is from [[Senorial Day#Easter_Eggs|Senorial Day]].<br /> *When Homestar shakes his leg in the Easter egg, it is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].<br /> &lt;!--Please don't add anything from Marshmallow's Last Stand. As has been previously noted, the entire second half of the email is a parody of Marshmallow's Last Stand, so common elements are to be expected.--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] was the first commercial optical-disc storage medium, and the precursor to modern DVDs.<br /> *The background riffs in the Laserdisc song are two of the &quot;rock&quot; bass demos on the Casio MT-100 keyboard.<br /> *&quot;Roll that beautiful email footage&quot; is a reference to the [http://www.bushbeans.com/jayduke/ads.jsp Bush's Baked Beans commercials'] &quot;Roll that beautiful bean footage.&quot;<br /> *&quot;Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check&quot; is a reference to [http://ramblinwreck.collegesports.com/genrel/111501aab.html Georgia Tech's athletic teams], though today they are more commonly known as The Yellow Jackets. The first line of one fight song declares, &quot;I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech...&quot; [http://www.gatech.edu Georgia Tech] is in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], also home to [[The Brothers Chaps]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Genghis_khan|Genghis Khan]] was a [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]] warlord in the 13th century, which is where the &quot;Mongolian aftershave lotion&quot; and &quot;Smell like a Warlord&quot; come from.<br /> *Strong Bad's cigar exploding is a refrence to a gag commonly used in cartoons around the Golden Age of Cartoons.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.html|watch &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:4464|forum thread re: &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}</div> Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:44:12 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:lady...ing http://hrwiki.org/wiki/lady...ing <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div> [[Image:sbemail135.PNG|thumb|Holy-crap-adorable!]]<br /> '''Strong Bad Email #135'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing. <br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Arena]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Tandy 400]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' August 8, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:25<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing loudly in [[Wikipedia:Falsetto|falsetto]]}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. ''{begins reading}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Ladies...&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongest of the Bads,&lt;br&gt;<br /> We are two desperate losers who could never get any&lt;br&gt;<br /> ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us&lt;br&gt;<br /> any tips on lady...ing.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lorenzo and Fillbert<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ''{After reading &quot;could never get any ladies&quot;, Strong Bad says &quot;Oooh, something I would not openly admit.&quot; He inserts a long pause between &quot;lady&quot; and &quot;ing.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to &lt;!--There is no &quot;the&quot; here. See talk--&gt; Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. ''{clears screen}'' Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a Laserdisc.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, a Laserdisc. ''{music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc! ''{The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], then to the Arena from the same toon. Throughout this section of the email, the animation and voices are in the same style as the old toon. Cut to a close-up on the Announcer.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And in the red corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, ''{holds microphone closer}'' the Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check, Strong Bad! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the corner of the wrestling ring, which contains a table with the Tandy on it. Strong Bad pops out from a trapdoor and lands with a loud thud.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings all you morones ''{&quot;morons&quot; with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. Holy crap! Welcome to the Strong Bad show, where I check a real email from one of you ''{leans in toward the camera}'' ''stupid'' idiots.<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd boos. Strong Bad produces an anvil and hurls it at them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you a-shut up!<br /> <br /> ''{The anvil lands with a crash. Someone in the crowd says &quot;Ow!&quot; Strong Bad laughs at him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's a-holy crap get to business!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks over to the Tandy and brings up the email somehow. He reads:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I am a desperate loser. Can you&lt;br /&gt;<br /> give me any tips on lady-ing?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your 1st best Friend ever,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Fabrosi&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}'' ''{very quietly}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. ''{He points to himself with both hands.}'' Take off your shirt, ''{produces some sandpaper}'' sand off your nipples, ''{rubs it on his chest; the camera pans down to his feet}'' and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. ''{He swivels his body around once.}'' But sometimes ''{swivels it again}'' that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest ''{produces a can of gasoline}'' Mongolian aftershave lotion.<br /> <br /> ''{He douses himself as the crowd cheers &quot;Yay!&quot; Strong Bad walks off and over to Homestar Runner (sans cap) and Marzipan. Gasoline fumes emanate above Strong Bad's head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Why, you... A-take a-this!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps at Homestar, somersaulting over and over with a helicopter-like noise. He lands right on Homestar's head. There is a huge explosion of stars as Homestar is knocked to the mat, stars spinning above his eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad on top of the ropes. He is no longer emanating gasoline fumes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The ladies also can't resist... ''{All of the sudden his chest is very defined; his biceps bulge up.}'' ...muscular wrestling moves... ''{The camera pulls back.}'' ...off the top rope!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaps from the top rope and crashes right on Homestar, who is still down. There is another starry explosion.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, that's resistable.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And if that doesn't work, bring out your cute baby brother ''{Strong Sad walks up but falls through the ground when a trapdoor appears}'' or holy-crap-adorable pet ''{The Cheat walks in from the right}''.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat squeaks softly and bats his bright blue eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{frowning}'' Now it smells like a garage with a litter box in it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hums and bats his eyes some more. Strong Bad kicks him out of the ring.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' If all else fails...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table set up in the ring, complete with a tablecloth, two candles, and a serving platter. The Cheat, humming, flies overhead and crashes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...employ the secret weapon: ''{The lid lifts off the serving platter to reveal two burritos and a tin of Mungo's Caviar.}'' A candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and finest cigars!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad, who has begun emanating gasoline fumes again, holds a cigar up to one of the candles to light it. Naturally, it explodes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad's head begins to crack and then shatters, leaving just his mouth.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, Strong Bad? What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning toward Homestar}'' Yeah, me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still mostly headless}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps into a freeze frame. The background turns orange and the words &quot;The End&quot; appear in the corner as the old theme music plays. Mike Chapman can be heard in the background, saying &quot;ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding&quot; in time with the theme music. Cut back to Strong Bad, now asleep and snoring at the Lappy. He wakes up with a start.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aught? What? Ooot? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a whallop. Uh, so yeah, Danny. Now's a great time to plant cucumbers. Stocks are up, stipes are down. And old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. After a couple of seconds, the camera pans right to reveal him still at the table, snoring away. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *At the end, click on the word &quot;And&quot; to see Homestar following Strong Bad's advice... sort of.<br /> *:''{Homestar and Marzipan are standing in The Field. Homestar appears to be wearing a very wide fake mustache}''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, ladytype, I'm wearin' tight pants ''{shakes a leg}'' so as to accentuate all my bubbleties!<br /> *:'''MARZIPAN:''' Have I broken up with you yet?<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, a couple times.<br /> *Click on the &quot;Genghis Khan&quot; disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] to see a bottle of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]&quot; lotion for women (&quot;Smell like a Warlord!&quot;).<br /> *Click on Strong Bad's head to see a brief dream of him somersaulting over a canyon.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Stipe|stipe]] is a supporting stalk or stemlike structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The &quot;early version&quot; Homestar in this email has a lower voice than his Marshmallow's Last Stand counterpart, sounding slightly more like his modern self. Strong Bad's voice is also slightly more relaxed and sounds more like his modern counterpart.<br /> *Strong Bad does a flip jump like Stinkoman in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].<br /> *When Strong Bad does his flips, his boots are red, not black.<br /> *This is the first time we see the [[Floppy Disk Container]] close up.<br /> *The sound that The Cheat makes as he flies over the table is similar to the sound he makes in [[Main Page 20]] when he flies out of a pile of grapes.<br /> *Even though Strong Bad says he would not ''openly'' admit that he could never get ladies, he did ''accidentally'' say he doesn't know anything about the ladies at the end of [[lures &amp; jigs]].<br /> *Strong Bad omits four [[Wikipedia:Diacritic|diacritical marks]] in the words &quot;creme brulee&quot; and in &quot;ice creme&quot; Instead, it should be spelled &quot;crème brûlée&quot; and &quot;ice crème&quot;, respectively.<br /> *Although Strong Bad says &quot;Holy crap&quot; a lot in the flashback, he never actually used this phrase in Marshmallow's Last Stand. In fact, the catch phrase wasn't used until [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], which was in an entirely different style and time period.<br /> *Adorable The Cheat has similar blue eyes to [[20X6_The_Cheat|20X6 The Cheat]]'s.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In the &quot;dream&quot; easter egg, Strong Bad starts outside the thought balloon.<br /> *While Strong Bad is sleeping at the end of the email (after he ducks out for the creme brulee ice creme), the Lappy's screen doesn't give the distortion effect it usually does when you click on it.<br /> *In the flashback, when Strong Bad enters the ring through the floor, his left hand goes through the floor because the hole is too narrow.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The &quot;really old email&quot; is a parody of the wrestling scene in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and is a repetition of a gag from [[personal favorites]]. Strong Bad's reaction to the sequence is a reflection of [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] opinion of Marshmallow's Last Stand.<br /> *The [[HR:loading.swf|Loading...]] shot was also used in older cartoons.<br /> *During the wrestling scene, Strong Bad pronounces &quot;loser&quot; and &quot;competition&quot; like on the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad talker]].<br /> *Strong Bad calls Lorenzo (or Fillbert) [[Dan]]ny.<br /> *This is another instance of Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]].<br /> *The &quot;Booooo!&quot; sound effects come from [[The Reddest Radish]].<br /> *The mustachioed Homestar in the Easter egg is from [[Senorial Day#Easter_Eggs|Senorial Day]].<br /> *When Homestar shakes his leg in the Easter egg, it is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].<br /> &lt;!--Please don't add anything from Marshmallow's Last Stand. As has been previously noted, the entire second half of the email is a parody of Marshmallow's Last Stand, so common elements are to be expected.--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] was the first commercial optical-disc storage medium, and the precursor to modern DVDs.<br /> *The background riffs in the Laserdisc song are two of the &quot;rock&quot; bass demos on the Casio MT-100 keyboard.<br /> *&quot;Roll that beautiful email footage&quot; is a reference to the [http://www.bushbeans.com/jayduke/ads.jsp Bush's Baked Beans commercials'] &quot;Roll that beautiful bean footage.&quot;<br /> *&quot;Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check&quot; is a reference to [http://ramblinwreck.collegesports.com/genrel/111501aab.html Georgia Tech's athletic teams], though today they are more commonly known as The Yellow Jackets. The first line of one fight song declares, &quot;I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech...&quot; [http://www.gatech.edu Georgia Tech] is in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], also home to [[The Brothers Chaps]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Genghis_khan|Genghis Khan]] was a [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]] warlord in the 13th century, which is where the &quot;Mongolian aftershave lotion&quot; and &quot;Smell like a Warlord&quot; come from.<br /> * When Strong Bad's cigar explodes, this is a referance to in several cartoons, a character will offer someone a cigar, and then it would explode.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.html|watch &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:4464|forum thread re: &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}</div> Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:31:13 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:lady...ing http://hrwiki.org/wiki/lady...ing <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div> [[Image:sbemail135.PNG|thumb|Holy-crap-adorable!]]<br /> '''Strong Bad Email #135'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing. <br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Arena]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Tandy 400]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' August 8, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:25<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing loudly in [[Wikipedia:Falsetto|falsetto]]}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. ''{begins reading}''<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Ladies...&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strongest of the Bads,&lt;br&gt;<br /> We are two desperate losers who could never get any&lt;br&gt;<br /> ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us&lt;br&gt;<br /> any tips on lady...ing.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lorenzo and Fillbert<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ''{After reading &quot;could never get any ladies&quot;, Strong Bad says &quot;Oooh, something I would not openly admit.&quot; He inserts a long pause between &quot;lady&quot; and &quot;ing.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to &lt;!--There is no &quot;the&quot; here. See talk--&gt; Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. ''{clears screen}'' Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a Laserdisc.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, a Laserdisc. ''{music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc! ''{The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], then to the Arena from the same toon. Throughout this section of the email, the animation and voices are in the same style as the old toon. Cut to a close-up on the Announcer.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And in the red corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, ''{holds microphone closer}'' the Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check, Strong Bad! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the corner of the wrestling ring, which contains a table with the Tandy on it. Strong Bad pops out from a trapdoor and lands with a loud thud.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings all you morones ''{&quot;morons&quot; with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. Holy crap! Welcome to the Strong Bad show, where I check a real email from one of you ''{leans in toward the camera}'' ''stupid'' idiots.<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd boos. Strong Bad produces an anvil and hurls it at them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you a-shut up!<br /> <br /> ''{The anvil lands with a crash. Someone in the crowd says &quot;Ow!&quot; Strong Bad laughs at him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's a-holy crap get to business!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks over to the Tandy and brings up the email somehow. He reads:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none&quot;&gt;Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I am a desperate loser. Can you&lt;br /&gt;<br /> give me any tips on lady-ing?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your 1st best Friend ever,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Fabrosi&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}'' ''{very quietly}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. ''{He points to himself with both hands.}'' Take off your shirt, ''{produces some sandpaper}'' sand off your nipples, ''{rubs it on his chest; the camera pans down to his feet}'' and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. ''{He swivels his body around once.}'' But sometimes ''{swivels it again}'' that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest ''{produces a can of gasoline}'' Mongolian aftershave lotion.<br /> <br /> ''{He douses himself as the crowd cheers &quot;Yay!&quot; Strong Bad walks off and over to Homestar Runner (sans cap) and Marzipan. Gasoline fumes emanate above Strong Bad's head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Why, you... A-take a-this!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps at Homestar, somersaulting over and over with a helicopter-like noise. He lands right on Homestar's head. There is a huge explosion of stars as Homestar is knocked to the mat, stars spinning above his eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad on top of the ropes. He is no longer emanating gasoline fumes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The ladies also can't resist... ''{All of the sudden his chest is very defined; his biceps bulge up.}'' ...muscular wrestling moves... ''{The camera pulls back.}'' ...off the top rope!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaps from the top rope and crashes right on Homestar, who is still down. There is another starry explosion.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, that's resistable.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And if that doesn't work, bring out your cute baby brother ''{Strong Sad walks up but falls through the ground when a trapdoor appears}'' or holy-crap-adorable pet ''{The Cheat walks in from the right}''.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat squeaks softly and bats his bright blue eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{frowning}'' Now it smells like a garage with a litter box in it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hums and bats his eyes some more. Strong Bad kicks him out of the ring.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' If all else fails...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table set up in the ring, complete with a tablecloth, two candles, and a serving platter. The Cheat, humming, flies overhead and crashes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...employ the secret weapon: ''{The lid lifts off the serving platter to reveal two burritos and a tin of Mungo's Caviar.}'' A candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and finest cigars!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad, who has begun emanating gasoline fumes again, holds a cigar up to one of the candles to light it. Naturally, it explodes}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad's head begins to crack and then shatters, leaving just his mouth.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, Strong Bad? What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning toward Homestar}'' Yeah, me too!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still mostly headless}'' Holy crap.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps into a freeze frame. The background turns orange and the words &quot;The End&quot; appear in the corner as the old theme music plays. Mike Chapman can be heard in the background, saying &quot;ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding&quot; in time with the theme music. Cut back to Strong Bad, now asleep and snoring at the Lappy. He wakes up with a start.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aught? What? Ooot? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a whallop. Uh, so yeah, Danny. Now's a great time to plant cucumbers. Stocks are up, stipes are down. And old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. After a couple of seconds, the camera pans right to reveal him still at the table, snoring away. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *At the end, click on the word &quot;And&quot; to see Homestar following Strong Bad's advice... sort of.<br /> *:''{Homestar and Marzipan are standing in The Field. Homestar appears to be wearing a very wide fake mustache}''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, ladytype, I'm wearin' tight pants ''{shakes a leg}'' so as to accentuate all my bubbleties!<br /> *:'''MARZIPAN:''' Have I broken up with you yet?<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, a couple times.<br /> *Click on the &quot;Genghis Khan&quot; disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] to see a bottle of &quot;[[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]&quot; lotion for women (&quot;Smell like a Warlord!&quot;).<br /> *Click on Strong Bad's head to see a brief dream of him somersaulting over a canyon.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Stipe|stipe]] is a supporting stalk or stemlike structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The &quot;early version&quot; Homestar in this email has a lower voice than his Marshmallow's Last Stand counterpart, sounding slightly more like his modern self. Strong Bad's voice is also slightly more relaxed and sounds more like his modern counterpart.<br /> *Strong Bad does a flip jump like Stinkoman in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].<br /> *When Strong Bad does his flips, his boots are red, not black.<br /> *This is the first time we see the [[Floppy Disk Container]] close up.<br /> *The sound that The Cheat makes as he flies over the table is similar to the sound he makes in [[Main Page 20]] when he flies out of a pile of grapes.<br /> *Even though Strong Bad says he would not ''openly'' admit that he could never get ladies, he did ''accidentally'' say he doesn't know anything about the ladies at the end of [[lures &amp; jigs]].<br /> *Strong Bad omits four [[Wikipedia:Diacritic|diacritical marks]] in the words &quot;creme brulee&quot; and in &quot;ice creme&quot; Instead, it should be spelled &quot;crème brûlée&quot; and &quot;ice crème&quot;, respectively.<br /> *Although Strong Bad says &quot;Holy crap&quot; a lot in the flashback, he never actually used this phrase in Marshmallow's Last Stand. In fact, the catch phrase wasn't used until [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], which was in an entirely different style and time period.<br /> *Adorable The Cheat has similar blue eyes to [[20X6_The_Cheat|20X6 The Cheat]]'s.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *In the &quot;dream&quot; easter egg, Strong Bad starts outside the thought balloon.<br /> *While Strong Bad is sleeping at the end of the email (after he ducks out for the creme brulee ice creme), the Lappy's screen doesn't give the distortion effect it usually does when you click on it.<br /> *In the flashback, when Strong Bad enters the ring through the floor, his left hand goes through the floor because the hole is too narrow.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The &quot;really old email&quot; is a parody of the wrestling scene in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and is a repetition of a gag from [[personal favorites]]. Strong Bad's reaction to the sequence is a reflection of [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] opinion of Marshmallow's Last Stand.<br /> *The [[HR:loading.swf|Loading...]] shot was also used in older cartoons.<br /> *During the wrestling scene, Strong Bad pronounces &quot;loser&quot; and &quot;competition&quot; like on the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad talker]].<br /> *Strong Bad calls Lorenzo (or Fillbert) [[Dan]]ny.<br /> *This is another instance of Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]].<br /> *The &quot;Booooo!&quot; sound effects come from [[The Reddest Radish]].<br /> *The mustachioed Homestar in the Easter egg is from [[Senorial Day#Easter_Eggs|Senorial Day]].<br /> *When Homestar shakes his leg in the Easter egg, it is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].<br /> &lt;!--Please don't add anything from Marshmallow's Last Stand. As has been previously noted, the entire second half of the email is a parody of Marshmallow's Last Stand, so common elements are to be expected.--&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] was the first commercial optical-disc storage medium, and the precursor to modern DVDs.<br /> *The background riffs in the Laserdisc song are two of the &quot;rock&quot; bass demos on the Casio MT-100 keyboard.<br /> *&quot;Roll that beautiful email footage&quot; is a reference to the [http://www.bushbeans.com/jayduke/ads.jsp Bush's Baked Beans commercials'] &quot;Roll that beautiful bean footage.&quot;<br /> *&quot;Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check&quot; is a reference to [http://ramblinwreck.collegesports.com/genrel/111501aab.html Georgia Tech's athletic teams], though today they are more commonly known as The Yellow Jackets. The first line of one fight song declares, &quot;I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech...&quot; [http://www.gatech.edu Georgia Tech] is in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], also home to [[The Brothers Chaps]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Genghis_khan|Genghis Khan]] was a [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]] warlord in the 13th century, which is where the &quot;Mongolian aftershave lotion&quot; and &quot;Smell like a Warlord&quot; come from.<br /> * When Strong Bad cigar explodes, this is a referance to in several cartoons, a character will offer someone a cigar, and then it would explode.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.html|watch &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail135.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:4464|forum thread re: &quot;lady...ing&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}</div> Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:31:02 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:lady...ing http://hrwiki.org/wiki/rock_opera <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;/* Easter Eggs */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail_opera.png|thumb|SBEMAIL: The Musical]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #125'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad sings his rock opera 'SBEMAIL!'.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Anonymous]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], [[Baby Styles]], {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' February 22, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 3:21<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: rock opera&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You&lt;br /&gt;<br /> simply owe it to society. What should it be about?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> That's up to you.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Best Wishes,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Anonymous Contributor&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Gambier, OH&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;Contributor&quot; as &quot;ContribuTOR&quot; and &quot;OH&quot; as &quot;hhhough&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, poor guy. ''{typing}'' HEY! Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, way to name your kid! I can only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground musta come up with.<br /> <br /> ''{A piece of notebook paper appears onscreen with Teen Girl Squad-esque drawings on it. On it are drawings of a swingset, Little Strong Bad, and Anonymous, who looks suspiciously like Strong Sad with a question mark for a face. Anonymous is kicking a soccerball, and faint playground chatter is present in background}''<br /> <br /> '''NOTEBOOK STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Anonymous! Why don't ya, um, write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Or, like...<br /> <br /> ''{The paper switches out. This one features Anonymous with his hands glued to his butt, Strong Bad, and Tompkins, again with faint playground chatter.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOTEBOOK STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Anonny! Maybe try calling the cops and giving them some valuable information to help solve a crime without revealing your own identityiyiyiy!<br /> <br /> ''{The paper disappears offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh. Kids can be so cruel. ''{clears screen, resumes typing}'' OK, back on task. To tell you the truth, you guys have already heard mosta my rock opera. I've been composing it over the last three and a half years. It's simply entitled &quot;SBEMAIL!&quot; ''{A poster for SBEMAIL! appears onscreen}'' And the lyrics consist of one word from each of my 125 emails! ''{The poster disappears}'' Now, it may not make a whole lotta sense but when have I ever backed down from a bad idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to some curtains, which open, beginning the opera.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Join me on my single&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> hundred&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> toilet dreams picture.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''LIL' STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> pizza.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ummm... double&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> pants.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Awesome, awesome fancy danish.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh tonight,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> cool,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> healthy,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> ones, eh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Down town ladies get consummate.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Wha-Ho! Problematic.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Solid jumble!<br /> <br /> '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Crazy&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> beans double the real gold!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Computer&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> internet&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> bulging&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> out.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yeah, oh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Dynomite afterparty!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Like, fangoriously world-class and&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt; &lt;!-- It is NOT Homestar, it's Strong Bad. See the rock opera context. --&gt;<br /> grand.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ooooh! Oh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ewww!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> baby.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yup,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> I totally&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> always&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> look&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> awesome&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> singing backwards metal.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Experience dance tonight! Unh!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oooh! I'm pleasant.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Positate without pizzaz and&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> jam!!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Whoa!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tonight equals dancing,<br /> <br /> '''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> yeah!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> Famous&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''FEMALE LAPPY:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> ladies&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> always like&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''ALL:'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> SBEMAIL!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen fades to black and the SBEMAIL! poster slides down from the top of the screen. Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad is clapping and making crowd noises with his mouth while roses are being thrown on him from off camera}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Bravo! Encore! Encore! &amp;Aacute;ndale! &amp;Aacute;ndale! Arriba! Arriba! ''{typing}'' Thank you! Thank you! Yes, the rave reviews are already pouring in. It's only a matter of time before the chicks ''{due to the keyboard getting covered in roses, this is typed as &quot;It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh chekts&quot;}'' -uh.<br /> <br /> ''{The camera pulls out, and we see The Cheat on the computer desk holding a rose.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat... ixnay on the cut-it-out-throwing-roses-at-me! ...may.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat throws his rose at Strong Bad's face and it sticks there.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh! ''{He clutches his face and starts flailing his limbs wildly.}'' Rose face! ROSE FACE!!! ''{He falls off his stool.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Lappy, where [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> * Click ''rave reviews'' to see some reviews of Sbemail:<br /> **&quot;SBEMAIL! Is a Triumph &lt;u&gt;of&lt;/u&gt; Some Sort!!!&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;It will leave you you wanting MORE, MORE, MORE!&quot;&lt;br/&gt;-(Perhaps)The Deke<br /> **&quot;A million stars!!!&quot;&lt;br/&gt;-Age 7<br /> **&quot;SBEMAIL! is better than a [[goat]]!!&quot;&lt;br/&gt;- The Biscuitdoughhandsman Review<br /> <br /> * Click ''Pouring in'' to see a poster for SBEMAIL!<br /> :&quot;an off&lt;sup&gt;13&lt;/sup&gt; Broadway rock opera from the man who brought you 'Dangeresque: Put 'Em On Ice!'&quot;<br /> *While on the poster, click '[[Dangeresque]]: put em on ice' to see a clip of Dangeresque: Put 'Em On Ice!<br /> ::''{Cut to somewhere in The Field in winter, with a small ice pond in the foreground. Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) skates in from the right}''<br /> ::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So I'm gonna have to jum&amp;mdash;<br /> ::''{Dangeresque falls through the ice.}''<br /> ::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Meh! ''{throws a rose onto the ice}''<br /> * Click the invisible ''Encore'' on the bottom-right of the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] screen to see the rock opera again.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> === Explanations ===<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Rock opera|rock opera]] is, as the name implies, a sung dramatic work in a rock, instead of classical, musical style. The term originated with the programmatic works of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]], in particular [[Wikipedia:Tommy|Tommy]].<br /> <br /> === Trivia ===<br /> *This is the first email where all twelve main characters appear in person. (The Poopsmith and Pom Pom were only on playing cards in [[your friends]] and [[different town]], respectively.)<br /> *Each quote is truly taken from each email, in order. The first word is from [[some kinda robot]], the second from [[homsar]], and so forth.<br /> *A [[Rock Opera (karaoke)|karaoke]] video was released for the Rock Opera on the [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Email DVD]].<br /> <br /> === Remarks ===<br /> *The email rap and the flipside version are clips of Strong Bad saying the same thing, but they are different versions of it. If you reverse the clip, the most obvious difference is that the flipside version doesn't have a pause after the word &quot;email.&quot;<br /> *The Poopsmith, Bubs, and Pom Pom all remain motionless when the cast yells &quot;SBEMAIL!&quot;, though it may be that the Poopsmith is silent on purpose, courtesy of his vow of silence.<br /> *Strong Bad ''did'' back down from a bad idea in [[other days]], when he decided not to speak the entire email as a robot.<br /> *When Dangeresque falls through the ice, the hole is smaller than his head.<br /> <br /> === Goofs ===<br /> *You can still click the contrast buttons on the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] while the opera is playing, although it doesn't actually affect the contrast of the screen.<br /> *When roses are being thrown with the Lappy in the background, you can't see the reflection of the roses on the Lappy's screen.<br /> *When The Cheat throws a rose in Strong Bad's face, it hits his left eye. However, when Strong Bad starts freaking out about it, the rose is on his right eye.<br /> *When the cast yells &quot;SBEMAIL!&quot; Strong Mad's mouth appears on Homsar's torso for a few seconds.<br /> **Though not noticeable without zooming in, once everyone has finished yelling &quot;SBEMAIL!&quot;, Homsar's lip comes between Homestar's head and shirt; more specifically, in front of the head, and behind the shirt.<br /> *In [[trevor the vampire]], when Strong Bad goes up to the screen and says &quot;Hi, everybody,&quot; his eyes were given the newer style. However, in the opera, the same scene was shown, but his eyes were still the old style.<br /> *When the word &quot;metal&quot; zooms out toward the screen passing in front of Strong Bad, his mouth appears on top of the word instead of behind it.<br /> *The word ''crackin''' isn't actually said in [[fingers]], though it does appear on Strong Bad's screen.<br /> **Given the opera is just sound bites from the different emails the word probably was recorded, but it wasn't in the final cut.<br /> *If you play the opera again (via the &quot;ENCORE!&quot; in the corner), a slight bit of the audio for the part afterwards will play.<br /> <br /> === Inside References ===<br /> *The shoes that walk across the screen are the back button of the old main page.<br /> **The shoes were also used as a back button in [[She Loves Me!]]<br /> *On the second making-fun-of-Anonymous piece-of-paper, Anonymous has his hands glued to his butt, which also happened to Strong Sad in the e-mail [[1 step ahead]].<br /> **Also, the drawing of Anonymous has two toenails, much like Strong Sad.<br /> **Strong Sad also gave an &quot;anonymous tip&quot; in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].<br /> *Also on the second piece-of-paper, Strong Bad's legs are positioned like those of [[Wrestleman]] from the weekly [[Sketchbook]].<br /> *When Strong Bad's typing starts going awry as The Cheat is throwing roses at him, he types &quot;the chicks&quot; as &quot;teh chekts&quot;, a reference to the immediately preceding Strong Bad E-mail [[secret recipes]].<br /> *When Strong Bad appears to have two electric guitars sticking out of his head, it is a reference to the cover art for the CD [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].<br /> *Strong Bad sitting in the chair swirling the wine in the cup is modeled after a similar scene from [[Everybody to the Limit]].<br /> **Strong Bad also swirls his wine in [[montage]].<br /> **The background behind him in this scene is from [[dangeresque 3]].<br /> *The action figures of Strong Sad and Strong Bad are from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]].<br /> *The background of the area with the pyramid of gold bars (pre-explosion) is taken directly from [[RhinoFeeder]].<br /> *The &quot;Goodtime Palace&quot; is modeled after similar scenes from [[animal]] and even features Baby Styles.<br /> **Also, the normal &quot;black frame&quot; around the screen changes to the Cheat's poorly drawn frame from his &quot;[[Powered by The Cheat]]&quot; Cartoons.<br /> *The picture of the &quot;Hardest Guitar Chord Ever&quot; comes from [[privileges]].<br /> *[[Club Technochocolate]] is originally from [[extra plug]].<br /> ** But just the word &quot;technochocolate&quot; comes from [[monument]].<br /> *The rock music which starts at Club Technochocolate uses the same chord progression as ''The Cheat Is Not Dead'' from [[caper]].<br /> *[[The Stage|The stage]] the entire cast is grouped on at the end is seen in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], among other holiday toons.<br /> *The &quot;biscuitdoughhandsman review&quot; in the Easter egg is yet another reference to everyone's favorite unapprehended villain, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]].<br /> *&quot;[[The Deke]]&quot; is originally from [[autobiography]].<br /> *Strong Bad's dance move with Baby Styles is a reference to [[virus]] when he compliments Bubs for being a computer genius man.<br /> *&quot;Sbemail&quot; is a reference to the filename of every Strong Bad e-mail. Strong Bad also refers to this in [[unused emails]] and [[kids' book]].<br /> *This isn't the first time Strong Bad has spoken backwards, he also does it on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].<br /> *The guitars featured in the email are the same as in the easter egg in the email [[new hands]].<br /> *The Pixelated Strong Bad with the Pink hoodie is a reference to an easter egg in the strong bad email [[montage]].<br /> *&quot;NO FOR RENT&quot; is a reference to a response from the [[Jhonka]] in [[Peasant's Quest]].<br /> <br /> === Real-World References ===<br /> *Strong Bad's &quot;Ándale! Ándale! Arriba! Arriba!&quot; at the end is quoting the famous Warner Bros. cartoon mouse [[Wikipedia:Speedy Gonzales|Speedy Gonzales]].<br /> *The electric guitars in the opera are (or are modeled after) Gibson Flying Vs.<br /> *The amps are modeled after Marshall stacks, but instead of &quot;Marshall,&quot; the logo reads &quot;An Amp&quot;. These were also used in [[different town]] and [[Cool Things]], but labeled &quot;Marzipan&quot;.<br /> *Strong Bad's rap at the beginning of the e-mail may be a reference to Missy Elliott's &quot;Work It,&quot; where she says &quot;I put my thang down, flip it, and reverse it! Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I!&quot;<br /> *Strong Bad walking toward the camera while neon signs fly by is also a commonly used movie clich&amp;eacute; when the main-character gets overwhelmed by the nightlife of the city (most famously in the 1945 film ''[[Wikipedia:The Lost Weekend|The Lost Weekend]]'').<br /> &lt;!-- It's true that Strong Bad's sprite in the jumpsuit is from Punch Out!, but it's more directly from montage! Since montage mentions Punch Out!, and since this page mentions montage, there's really not any reason to mention Punch Out! here. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ==DVD Version==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Joined in the booth here by none other—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates backwards speech in email's opening}'' See, I—people think I—they just flipped the audio track when I really said—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I wasn't done—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —that, live.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' —introducing you.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, but I had to get in on the game!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This, this is Strong Bad, everyone.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And this is—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' He's gonna be—he's gonna being doing the commentary with me.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' This is By-The-Book Mike, over here, this guy—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We have—we've gotta do things by the rules.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, since—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work if we don't—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, we're not going to make a very good comment team, alright, 'cause ''I'' don't play by the rules, ''Mike.''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uh, did you do these drawings?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I did. Look, I've even got—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' These-they're bad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' They're bad drawings.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' They're great drawings! Look at little Tompkins.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Tomp—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' He's laughing at Strong Sad. ''{in high voice}'' &quot;Put his hands on his butt again, they got glued there.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Okay, don't—don't get up to higher voices.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still in high voice}'' I'm in a high voice now!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't like the high voice realm.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unintelligible}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ohh, so which email is this we're doing here?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' This is the one where I do my rock opera!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ohh, rock opera. So this was—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' It's a retrospective.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This was, uh, so were you really planning this from day one?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Of course, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So you—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Everything on this website has been planned since day one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, reall—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I guarantee it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's true, Mike. Like, I'm gonna put this b—lightbulb in my mouth!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' That's a coffee cup, Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hushed}'' Don't tell them, ''{returns to normal volume}'' look! ''{Mike laughs}'' That was just for the sound effect—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' By the books! That didn't even sound like a lightbulb.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''By the books.'' Pants—those are some—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nice burlap pants! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' He was wearing a burlap sack for pants.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I hear you had to, uhh—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, I was singing that song from American Tale. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was like &quot;Somewheres... out there...&quot; Ooh, that's a new way to look at me.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That is—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' From the front side!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The front view walk clip.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm doin' a front side air... over there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We'll have to use that, again.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. ''{imitates self in email}'' Matic, matic. Ooh, this, this, who's playin' this guitar? 'Cause this music, I didn't even do. It showed up on my doorstep.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Euhh, I made some of it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Matt and I made it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's the hardest chord ever, right?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That was the hardest chord ever, played by Gary Palaroncini—there's two of the Palaroncinis right there.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, everybody's got metal hair, in this—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Everybody's—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' —video.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' —gettin' in on the action. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat helped me out with a lot of this. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it looks like it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Visuals.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You can—you can tell.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I for—I think I was calling... all cars.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What do you call—what's that girl's name?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's Cynthentia.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Cyn—''{laughs}'' Cynthentia.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What I heard.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' How, uh, have you talked to her lately?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... that's what I was calling, on the phone, earlier, when I said—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Cynthentia.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' &quot;Experience dance tonight.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What famous ladies like SBEMAIL—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''Uh—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}''—on that—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Bruce Willis. Uh, Beck. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Those are both guys.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... Robin Williams.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Those are all guys.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, look, the list just keeps on going—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Is Cynthenti—<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' —until it turns into women. ''{Mike laughs}'' Oh, the guitarist from Liz Phair.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's a guy, too.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' AUGH! But Liz Phair isn't a guy. It was hard to type on that with a buncha—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You didn't—you weren't able to do it.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Not very well!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, Colorado, remember that game?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That game had... VGA graphics.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' There were some sweet graphics.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Good graphics.<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *The [[Rock Opera Context|context]] for all of the words from rock opera.<br /> *The [[Rock Opera Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the rock opera.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail125.html|watch &quot;rock opera&quot;]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[HR:sbemail125.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;rock opera&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:2072|forum re: &quot;rock opera&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category: Lappy 486 Emails]] [[Category: Dangeresque]] [[Category:Powered by The Cheat]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Performances]]</div> Sat, 31 Dec 2005 04:06:01 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:rock_opera http://hrwiki.org/wiki/In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_New_Version <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>The new version features the same zany design as the old one, although they look slightly different. It also features a large mountain scene.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|The Alien Guy]], [[The Mountain Goat]], [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], A Mountain, [[Far Off Lands]], Various Fields, Marzipan's Garden, [[Homestar's House]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' 2000?<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2.<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom Pom are on the athletic field. Pom Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed}''<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER''': ''{voiceover}'' One day after sports practice, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking dejected.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the problem there, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understand the ladies.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my office.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the locker room}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't know what to get her!<br /> <br /> ''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{We now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score! ''{blackboard writing forms a skull and crossbones}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But Coach, I don't understand! ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen, then a [[Goat]] pops out.}'' That way she knows how much she means to yahse!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks Coach! {''Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires''}<br /> <br /> {''Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so he thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...until finally...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!<br /> {''Scene changes to the Yello Dello on the &quot;Discover Network.&quot; A David Attenborough-type host describes the bird''}<br /> <br /> '''HOST:''' ''{voiceover}'' Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon. <br /> <br /> {''Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Homestar are about to set out on their journey. Homestar picks up his knapsack, which accidentally hits Strong Sad in the face.''}<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, you guys, we're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise you it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really. <br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom and Strong Sad exchange a sidelong glance}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you guys will do it because you're my friends, right? OK, any questions?<br /> <br /> {''Strong Sad raises his hand''}<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have a question—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Dortugal, and Potamia}''<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so they traveled many miles...<br /> <br /> {''The adventurers are in a game of Pitfall.''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Encountered many dangers...<br /> <br /> {''Homestar swings over the alligators''}<br /> <br /> '''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Until at last they reached their destination...<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says &quot;H&lt;sup&gt;2&lt;/sup&gt;Oh!&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing to herself}'' My birthday, my birthday, it's almost my birthday. Yeah yeah yeah...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad flies onscreen, wearing what appear to be oven mitts}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan. <br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh hi, Strong Bad. Are those my oven mitts?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! These are my training gloves...probably... Uhh, anyways, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday. <br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{drops watering can}'' Yello Dello?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You wanna know what I got you?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' My oven mitts?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' NOTHING!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad leaves. Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's rudeness but cheers herself up by thinking about the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' {''happily''} Oh, my very own Yello Dello!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan imagines the Yello Dello wearing a gardener's outfit}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' She can assist me with my gardening!<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello is seen eating something pink out of what looks like a clam shell on top of the mountain. The camera moves slightly down the mountain where Homestar appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' HELLO! YELLO!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO!<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO! ''{stops singing}'' All right, you guys, any ideas?<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom nods, and pulls out a pistol, which makes a clicking noise}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I kinda wanted to take her alive, Pom Pom.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom shrugs, then tosses the pistol off the side of the mountain. Strong Sad raises his hand}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I have the best idea! You guys stay here.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain, where we see the Yello Dello's legs}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello starts pecking Homestar furiously on the head. Homestar retreats back to the others all lumped up.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, that didn't work.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{raising his hand again}'' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... sooo...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea-<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...of what to try...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...next.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I ha—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I've got an even BETTER idea!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain again, this time behind the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—<br /> <br /> ''{The Yello Dello once again pecks Homestar furiously on the head, causing Homestar to once again retreat to his friends. Homestar is now lumped up and bleeding from under his cap}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK. Uh, Pom Pom, hand me that gun.<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom produces another pistol to hand to Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, wait, Homestar, I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the Yello Dello with that gun.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I've been here pretty much the whole time.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh I ''bet'' you have. Let's hear your idea.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the top of the mountain. We see the Yello Dello standing there once again. From the bottom of the screen, we see a pillar consisting of Pom Pom, Homestar, and Strong Sad rise itself up to the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Dello, I don't mean to bother you. I just wanted to tell you a story about a little, grey, fat kid that nobody liked.<br /> <br /> ''{Closeup on Homestar and Pom Pom. We continue to hear Strong Sad speak}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid had two horrible brothers.<br /> <br /> ''{Some time later, Homestar and Pom Pom have fallen asleep, and Strong Sad is still talking}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' In fact, there was this one time where they took his underpants and filled it with bologna. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to long shot featuring the silhouettes of Strong Sad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and the Yello Dello}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And then there was the time they took the only thing precious to him in the whole world, his journal...<br /> <br /> ''{More time passes. It's now night, and the Yello Dello is sleeping as well. Strong Sad is STILL speaking}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' —and they read his poems aloud to all the children and they laughed and laughed...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom dozing again, and Homestar wakes up with a start, and gets up behind Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid was—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think that's enough, Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid was—<br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Sad... Strong Sad!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Sorry.<br /> <br /> ''{Back to our heroes at the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack making snoring noises sits next to them.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{visibly tired}'' Ok, uhm... nice work you guys. Uhm... let's uh... let's go... um... home.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's house. We see Marzipan walking up to her door.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' {''singing to herself''} I'm getting the Yello Dello... yeah yeah yeah...<br /> <br /> ''{She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar, Coach Z, and Strong Mad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z, AND STRONG MAD:''' Happy birthday!<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Happy freakin' birthday!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar hands Marzipan a roast chicken. Marzipan thinks the chicken is the Yello Dello.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, how awful! Homestar, how could you?!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint and sending the chicken flying across the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' This is the worst birthday I've ever had...<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks off in a huff. The unharmed Yello Dello pops out of a giftbox.}''<br /> <br /> '''YELLO DELLO:''' Gee, whaddya think her problem was?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to outside the house}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understand the ladies...<br /> <br /> '''CAPTION:''' end. ''{The scorpion from the Pitfall scene crawls by and you hear the Pitfall death music}''<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:yellodello_mark2.html|watch &quot;In Search of the Yello Dello&quot;, the new version]]<br /> *[[HR:yellodello_mark2.swf|view the flash file for the new version of &quot;In Search of the Yello Dello&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{YelloDello}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]]</div> Sat, 31 Dec 2005 04:04:50 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_New_Version http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Lions <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Like [[Ducks]], and [[Goats]], '''Lions''' are one of the few real animals that are constantly mentioned in the Homestar universe.<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> === [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion]] ===<br /> [[Image:giftexchangelion.png|thumb|right|170px|Gift Exchange Lion]]<br /> A Lion (that seems to be missing a leg) that appears in [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]. [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but [[What's Her Face]] declines. It has a half digested gazelle carcass within it.<br /> ----<br /> <br /> === &quot;It's a lion!&quot; ===<br /> [[Image:Its_A_Lion.PNG|thumb|left|170px|The &quot;It's a lion!&quot; lion]]<br /> A [[Powered by The Cheat]] lion that shows up in the surreal [[Experimental Film]]. It appears on the screen of the [[ATM]], wearing [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s hat and captioned '''&quot;it's a lion!&quot;''' The phrase &quot;It's a lion!&quot; also appears later in Experimental Film.<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> === &quot;The Heart of a Lion&quot; ===<br /> &quot;Heart of a lion&quot; is a line from [[Limozeen]]'s [[Because It's Midnite]].<br /> ----<br /> <br /> === Eating Lions ===<br /> In [[secret recipes]], [[Strong Bad]] says that the senders of the email, being from Nigeria, are probably used to eating &quot;exotic fruits, nectars and lions&quot;.<br /> ----<br /> <br /> === Book Writing Lion ===<br /> In a review for [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]]' book ''[[HR:amazon.html|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]'', &quot;Just Nobody Sportsinterviews&quot; says that &quot;Lem has come roaring back like some type of book writing lion.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]][[Category: Decemberween Characters]][[Category: Inside Jokes]]</div> Sat, 31 Dec 2005 04:03:24 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Lions http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Mountain_Goat <p>Cheat Killer:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:mountain_goat.PNG|thumb|Goat of the Mountain]]<br /> <br /> '''The Mountain goat''' is first seen in [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]]. It is assumed that he is Marzipan's [[goat]] because he later appears in the game [[Audition With Marzipan]]. Further evidence appears in the [[Yearbook Character Page]], when it mentions Marzipan tending to her herd of goats.<br /> <br /> ===Filmography===<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]<br /> *[[Audition With Marzipan]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Characters|Mountain Goat, The]] [[Category:Inside Jokes]]</div> Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:58:35 GMT Cheat Killer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Mountain_Goat