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Chmera — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:48:02 GMT

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== Chmera! ==

What is up Ch'mera?? It's ME! Jocelyn! {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:23, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
:Hiya. If you want to talk, I reccommend going on the Fanstuff wiki first. I rarely sign in here. >.< {{User:Chmera/sig}} 13:46, 1 September 2006 (GMT)

== Hi ==

Hi, chmera. I thought that I'd drop by and welcome you to this wiki. I nticed that ACupOfCoffee had already sent a message, but I thought that I'd say hi too.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:46, 15 December 2005 (UTC)

== sig ==
I really like your sig. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:45, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thank you. Yours doesn't look half bad either. {{User:Chmera/sig}} 13:37, 20 January 2006 (GMT)

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Chmera: If you want to talk, head to the Fanstuff instead.

== Chmera! ==

What is up Ch'mera?? It's ME! Jocelyn! {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:23, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
:Hiya. If you want to talk, I reccommend going on the Fanstuff wiki first. I rarely sign in here. >.< {{User:Chmera/sig}} 13:46, 1 September 2006 (GMT)

== Hi ==

Hi, chmera. I thought that I'd drop by and welcome you to this wiki. I nticed that ACupOfCoffee had already sent a message, but I thought that I'd say hi too.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:46, 15 December 2005 (UTC)

== sig ==
I really like your sig. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:45, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
*Thank you. Yours doesn't look half bad either. {{User:Chmera/sig}} 13:37, 20 January 2006 (GMT)

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Chmera — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:03:36 GMT

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{{sbenav|142|death metal|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail142.png|thumb|"You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman."]]

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Trailer Home]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Marzipan's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:42

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad,<br>
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that<br>
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.<br>
Chris<br>
Laramie, Wy<br>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the teeming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{angrily turns to face Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand—make that Bubs' ''Motor Lodge''—at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs' head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt, and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained wife-beater T-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the journalist's office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog or a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop taling about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're probably just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you see? Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several butts to jettison from my home.

''{He gets up and goes off to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws Homestar}''

''{Homestar flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for having me overrrrr!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws the King.}''

''{The King, too, flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Worst mayonnaise party everrrr!

''{The Poopsmith walks across while being prodded all the while by Strong Bad using a [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot|fondue fork]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie.....Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by [[Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly]] and [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*After Strong Bad types "So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith," click on the phrase to see a picture of the Poopsmith with Strong Bad's head, feet, and hands.
*While Strong Bad is checking in to Bubs' Motor Lodge, click on the reservations book to see it up close.

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===
*Bedstuy is short for Bedford Stuyvesant, in Brooklyn, NY.
*A [[Wikipedia:Daemon (computer software)|daemon]] is refers to a background process running on a computer which performs some important service.

===Trivia===
*Bubs' marquee reads:
<pre>BUBS' MOTOR
LODGE
(in small lettering:)
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND</pre>
*Bubs' nametag reads:
<pre>My Name
BUBS</pre>
*Homestar's shirt reads:
<pre>I (heart)
TOXIC
WASTE</pre>
*Bub's Motor Lodge Registry reads:
<pre>
one double - mr. allen poe
PAID! queen suite - ms. cousteau
one king - mr. boyardee PAID!
PAID! smelly cot - mr. five freddy
posh suite - mr. chamberlain DISCO TAPE!
COMPED! one racecar bed - mr. dee williams
one grill - ms. tessmocker PAID TWICE!
PENCIL SHAVINGS!
</pre>

===Remarks===
*The sound when Strong Bad is poking the Poopsmith to make him leave is the "Drip" error sound from the old [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].

===Goofs===
*The name "mr. allen poe" in Bub's register is a common misspelling of the name of American author Edgar Allan Poe.

===Inside References===
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]].
*"BUBSO'S CONCE5SION STAND" is a reference to [[geddup noise]].
*The racecar bed in Bubs' registry is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], where Homestar buys a racecar bed.
*Ms. Tessmocker in Bubs' registry is probably [[The Cheat]], as it mentions his [[The King of Town's Grill|grill]], and it says he payed in pencil shavings, as he did in [[lackey]].
*Strong Bad prods the Poopsmith with a fondue fork to encourage him to leave. Homestar has borrowed Strong Bad's fondue set at least once.
*Bubs' name tag is a refrence to [[Puppets on the Road]], where Shark-Tooth Bubs says "My name Shark-Tooth Bubs."
*Homestar's housecoat and stubble was introduced in [[caper]] and has been referenced as least one more time since then.

===Real-World References===
*The mention of Garth Brooks is a reference to his alter-ego, [[Wikipedia:Chris Gaines|Chris Gaines]].
*Both "Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon" are shout-outs to the PC game, ''[[Wikipedia:Doom|Doom]]''. [[Wikipedia:Doom WAD|WAD files]] contain level, graphical, and sound-replacement files for the game. As for "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," this is almost the exact same line first seen as ''Doom'' and ''Doom II'', which reads, "Init DOOM refresh daemon."
*The disk on Strong Bad's desk says ''[[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]]'', which was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game (''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Hit the Road|Sam & Max Hit the Road]]'') by [[Wikipedia:LucasArts|LucasArts]] based on the comic strip of similar name (''Sam and Max Freelance Police'').
*"Mr. Dee Williams" refers to [[Wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]], who played [[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] in the original ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' films.
*Mr. allen poe refers to morbid 19th century poet [[Wikipedia:Edgar_allan_poe|Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Mr. boyardee refers to [[Wikipedia:Chef_Boyardee|Chef Boyardee]], who is famous for his line of pre-cooked, ready to re-heat italian foods.
*Mr. chamberlain most likely refers to basketball star [[Wikipedia:Wilt_Chamberlain|Wilt Chamberlain]] or drummer [[Wikipedia:Jimmy_Chamberlain|Jimmy Chamberlain]]
*Ms. Tessmocker is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Valerie_Perrine|Valerie Perrine]] who played the role of Lex Luthor's secretary, Eve Tesmacher, in the 1978 [[Wikipedia:Superman:_The_Movie|Superman: The Movie]]. This is not the first time an email has [[some_kinda_robot|referenced this movie.]]
*Mr. Five Freddy refers to [[Wikipedia:Fab Five Freddy|Fab Five Freddy]], the first hip-hop VJ by hosting the MTV music video show entitled "Yo! MTV Raps".

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|Watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|View the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

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Chmera — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 13:37:06 GMT

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Hi, chmera. I thought that I'd drop by and welcome you to this wiki. I nticed that ACupOfCoffee had already sent a message, but I thought that I'd say hi too.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:46, 15 December 2005 (UTC)

== sig ==
I really like your sig. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:45, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
*Thank you. Yours doesn't look half bad either. {{User:Chmera/sig}} 13:37, 20 January 2006 (GMT)

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*Species: Purple-winged Draconian lemming

*Age: 12

*Eyes: Dark greenish-blue

*Hair: Medium green

*Height: 1.56 metres(minus wings)

*Weight: 11.5 stone

*Wingspan: Approx. 5 metres

*Tail length: Approx. 1.2 Metres

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