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Talk:lady...ing

Cocoa — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 00:28:17 GMT

Cocoa: Cat

== Mustachioed Homestar Runner==

Well I guess this email answers the question about whether [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] was a unique character or not. Now we know that he at least has the same voice as Homestar. And I imagine that this is the first time we can actually see him without having to view the toon from its Flash file directly. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 00:50, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::Could that be Fabrosi? Strong Bad mentioned that he was probably out lady-ing with a fake mustache. -- 71.34.147.24 20:37, 8 Aug 2005 (MDT)

Maybe Homestar wrote in using Fabrosi as a pseudonym...

== Stocks and Stipes Forever ==
Toward the end of the email, Strong Bad says stocks are up and stipes are down. According to dictionary.com, a 'stipe' is "A supporting stalk or stemlike structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom". It's a bit of an unfamiliar word, I bet, so someone may want to add it to the Fun Facts. Just make sure no one alludes 'stocks' to being like 'stalks'. That's a bit too much of a stretch. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::I agree. TBC is very good at making such obscure allusions to things that require a bit more knowledge to know about. From the definition it sounds like it correlates perfectly, too. --[[User:64.164.69.221|64.164.69.221]] 10:05, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::I have added the definition to Real-world references and changed stocks to stalks. --[User:Eman|Eman]

::::I changed it back. Strong bad types '''stocks'''. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 18:39, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Stipes, TBC and Georgia==

I'm surprised the no one has mentioned Michael Stipe since TBC are from Georgia and so is ... oh, never mind! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 18:43, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Buisness/Ab-Abber ==

I don't feel confident to put this on the main page, but is it possible he says "buisness"? And I'm a little surprised no one's tried to note the similarity between his appearance when he says "muscular" and the handiwork of the Ab-Abber 2000 (granted, not identical; he HAS pecs here).--notstrongorbad

== Kicking The Cheat ==
Don't we have enough for this to be a bona fide [[:Category:Running Gags|running gag]]? Namely:

*[[little animal]].
*Strong Bad threatens to kick The Cheat a couple times at the end of [[caper]].
*He tells Homestar to give The Cheat (hiding under the box)a "swift kick in The Cheat" in [[replacement]].
*He also mentions "Kickin' Cheats 'till the day I die" in [[replacement]].
*Mentioned in [[do over]].
*This email.

[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:35, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:I agree. [[User:Trey56|Trey56]]
::Yeah, totally. That's totally a worthwhile running gag. Don't forget the [[Kick the Cheat]] plushie too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
I thought it was already a running gag. Somebody should get on this. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 20:44, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Page begun here: [[Kicking The Cheat]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:48, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Cat ==
I think SB says "or holy-crap-adorable cat"...why else would Marzipan comment that it smells like litterbox? Maybe that's just me. --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]

:Meh, sounds like "pet". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:06, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:I hear "pet" as well, and Marzipan isn't making a whole lot of sense in this email anyway. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}}, 00:14, 10 August 2005 (BST)

::Then it's just me. :/ --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]

Talk:lady...ing

Cocoa — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 22:59:41 GMT

Cocoa: Cat?

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 04:04:45 GMT

Cocoa: page update.

[[Image:Wikistress3D_4_v3.jpg|thumb|Cocoa's Stress Level.]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 14

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'6" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, being alone, reading, writing, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds, getting MRIs

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame.

Favorite SBEmail Moment:

Strong Bad: Dirtiest diap--whoa! -throws coffee, bacon, and eggs on record book while coughing- Coffee eggs bacon! Oh. Too bad. I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:30:22 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:Wikistress3D_3_v3.jpg|thumb|Cocoa's Stress Level.]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 14

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'6" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, being alone, reading, writing, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds, getting MRIs

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 06:56:46 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:Wikistress3D_2_v3.jpg|thumb|Cocoa's Stress Level.]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 14

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'6" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, being alone, reading, writing, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds, getting MRIs

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

Talk:Homsar

Cocoa — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 06:55:53 GMT

Cocoa: There's just somethin about homsar. :P

I'm not happy with the "Homsar Quotes" section. It's not uniform, it's not objective and it's not needed. Who's with me? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

Not me- I think all main characters should have it, especially Homsar! -- [[User:Asploder|Asploder]]

There. Deleted Homsar Quotes, got rid of all the quotes on his page. He already has his own little section in Quotes. He isn't ''that'' special. He needs only one page of quotes, just like everyone else. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]-[[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

Do we realy need the MSN Orbit page of the guy who emailed Strong Bad? It doesn't even mantion Homsar!

Homsar is possibly the best character on HSR. Gotta love that retard! --Anonymous

Have to tell ya, this article is in need of serious rewrite. [[User:213.169.4.137|213.169.4.137]] 07:25, 20 Nov 2004 (MST)

== rewrite is re-RIGHT ==

This does need re-written, it says that hi wonder mike is "One of the few references to pop culture on H*R" the whole freaking site references pop culture! please delete that line someone, it is really bugging me.
This is a wiki, why don't you remove it? [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 14:04, 11 Mar 2005 (MST)

== A song from the sixties? ==

Can anyone come up with song references from Homsar's speeches? 'Gravy train' could be a reference to Pink Floyd's 'Have a Cigar' but maybe it's just some of his home-spun wisdom. Also not a direct quote, but 'a million ladies tall' feels sort of like 'half a century high' ala Phil Ochs. Just some random stabs here, it seemed a lot more cohesive in my mind.
:"Gravy Train" is a common phrase meaning getting a lot of money (or something along those lines. Also, Have a Cigar was written in 1975, so it's clearly not a song from the sixties.

== Move? ==

I think this article should be renamed Homsar (Character). The email article should be moved to Homsar (email).
--[[User:ZekeMacNeil|ZekeMacNeil]] 23:43, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

:We actually used to have the articles titled that way. Then we changed it to the current setup. The titles you mentioned redirect accordingly.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:25, 16 Jan 2005 (MST)

== A Hypothesis About Homsar's Behavior ==

I have a hypothesis concerning why Homsar behaves the way he does.

I believe that Homsar was drafted and sent to Vietnam in the late sixties ("I'm a song from the sixties." could be a reference to this because many songs in the sixties were about the war in Vietnam) and there he witnessed some horrible things that resulted in a dreadful case of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). To escape his flashbacks after retuning home he began taking copious amounts of LSD and rapidly became psychologically dependant on it. After a decade or so of this heavy use, Homsar cleaned himself up; but the side effects from the long-term LSD use compounded by his PTSD cause him to be detached from reality much to this day in the form of incorrect visual identification of objects, mental incongruity, and flashbacks to Vietnam (explaining Homsar's frequent screaming episodes).

Some might argue with me about my analysis, saying that Homsar is simply retarded. I admit to you that this might be tempting to say, but if he were truly retarded many of the pop culture references Homsar makes would be near impossible because most forms of retardation limit the individual's vocabulary for such things; and furthermore, retardation does not often result in rampant grammatical structure disjunction and word misapplication, as seen in Homsar's case, especially when compared to the symptoms seen in long-term LSD ex-users.

Submitted By: Eli Mann

:I know you thought of some big words and obviously spent some time on this, but really- it's just a cartoon. Not everything needs an explanation. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

::Exactly. Interesting hypothesis, but it's a freakin' cartoon!

Course homsar could be based on a figure in the Brother's Chap's life that had those same syndroms.
Wedge Antilles

Interesting but unlikely. Homsar is just the standard gibberish-spouting idiot that all cartoons have. [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]

Wow. You really must have thought this out. If people look at this page, they can marvel at it. -Alice

I'm a be an agree: This is pretty unlikely. You sure did spend some good thinking time on it, though. What, did you get bored during math class? :) --[[User:65.31.46.157|65.31.46.157]] 23:15, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

Wow, you've got too much time on your hands man, it's a cartoon for pete's sake. Besides, this isn't all too likely. He's probably just really weird, I know a dude who acts pretty similar to him in real life. -Ryan

Come on, guys. It's obvious. He's actually a genius that's just trying to hide his true identity by making himself look like a complete moron. It's that simple. -Neverending Soda

My theory is that the head trauma he suffered from the weight dropping on his head gave him some sort of weird amnesiac condition. Check out my full theory [[Wikipedia:Talk:Homsar|here]]! I command you! --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 09:14, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

You're all wrong, Homsar has schizophrenia! --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]

== homsar.com ==

I don't think this should be listed as "may or may not be by the Brothers Chaps". I checked it out on archive.org, and until February of last year it was a blog site entitled "Home Of My Stories And Rants". I wouldn't be surprised if they shut down after they got a lot of misdirected attention from their name, which would explain why the site now just says "go away"

:I've removed this from the article. A [http://www.whois.sc/homsar.com quick WHOIS] confirms it clearly isn't The Brothers Chaps.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 11:16, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

* We're not shut down, we just took a different direction. -John from homsar.com

== Sensical stuffs ==

I think this page should have a list of all the stuff Homsar's said that makes sense, like "Uh, yeah, what eeys eet, Strong Bay-ad?" and "I do as ah'm told." for example. What do you guys think? [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]
* No, I don't. It's arguable if what much of Homsar says makes sense (For instance, I think "I do as I'm told" is just Homsarish gibberish despite the fact that it makes some sense in context), and this isn't a page for Homsar quotes—aside from his character transcript (which EVERY character has) this is just a biography page. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 17:23, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Talk:Character Evolution

Cocoa — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 13:26:50 GMT

Cocoa: Seconding

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== Episode Chronology ==

If I'm not mistaken, MLS came before The yellow dello.
:Correct. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

== Too crowded. ==

I do say, this page will be overly crowded when done. We need some type of standard. Like little .png files. Two cents anyone? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
:Agreed that we need a standard, and small images would be great. Perhaps this page can even be a table or matrix of small images that shows characters on one axis and time on the other. But this page seems to be developing slowly enough that I don't think it's anything we need to worry about that kind of formatting yet. What ''would'' help quite a bit, though, would be to demand a common aspect ratio for all of these images, since some are tall, some are wide, and they'll all look odd in a table together. I propose that all the images on this page be square (1:1). Any other favorite ratios? Do I hear 4:3? Anyone? [[User:Render|Render]]
::I think at the very least we should give each character's evolution a page to itself. I do like the idea of the Matrix of Evolution, though. I'd recommend 50x50 to 100x100 for the matrix idea, or 200x200 for separate pages.--[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]
:::Second'd. Smaller pictures is a good idea, because my computer is a dinosaur and takes forever to load them big pics. --[[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]]
== Character Evolution page vs. [[:Category:Character Evolution]] ==
<strike>Should the Character Evolution page exist? Right now all it has are links to the seperate evolution pages. These links are already on the Characters page, so should the Character Evolution page be deleted? --[[User:Kilroy|[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]/[[User talk:Kilroy|talk]]]] 09:40, 27 Nov 2004 (MST)</strike>
Since the time I made that comment in November, the links to the separate character evolution pages were deleted off the Characters page and a link to [[:Category:Character Evolution]] was added in their place. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 18:56, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
:I don't see why not. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]
::I don't see them on the character page. Do you mean clicking on individual characters and then pressing evelution? Well, I like this page. I vote stay. --[[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 06:16, 3 Apr 2005 (MDT)
:::He's right. With this, we'll be able to delete the individual pages, and the bandwidth will never be exceeded again! --[[User:Technochocolate|Technochocolate]] 03:38, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
:::This shows the development, we NEED IT-battlefrank

The comment on this page said that it should be deleted because it is a manually maintained list, and I agree. I've replaced links to this with links to the [[:Category:Character Evolution]] page, which serves the same function and is automatically updated. Unless there are objections, this page will be deleted. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 15:46, 16 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:No, keep this page. Lists like this are good. Expecially if we add more non-main characters, like 1936 Strong Bad! -- '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

::Joshua, I think you miss the point. [[:Category:Character Evolution]] is a ''better'' version of this very page. It's better because we don't manually maintain it. If we make any more evolution pages, then you just have to put <nowiki>[[Category:Character Evolution]]</nowiki> at the bottom of the page, and the list will be updated automatically. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 18:48, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== Reddish Radish and Yellow Dello pics? ==
Should sections for the Reddish Radish and Yellow Dello pictures be in here? They were both a seperate design made for just one cartoon. I don't think they should contribute to the actual evolution of the character. Anyway, unless someone disagrees, I'm gonna get rid of them soon. --[[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 18:03, 25 Mar 2005 (MST)

:YES! YES! YES! We want descriptions of the Reddish Raddish and Yello Dello pictures!

Just delete it. This is stupid.
-[[User:Tapd260]]
: Um, they've been deleted for months. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:58, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::Maybe he means delete the page, and put it on the wrong discussion (see above) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:05, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::: Ah. Now that would make sense. If that's the case, never mind. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:06, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 08:42:17 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:Wikistress3D_1_v3.jpg|thumb|Cocoa butter!]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 14

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'6" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, being alone, reading, writing, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds, getting MRIs

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

Talk:bottom 10

Cocoa — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 07:27:55 GMT

Cocoa:

== Nibbles ==

I won't edit the transcript as it's being written, but I hear Nibbles say "I make good ear-plugs too", not "I need some ear-plugs too."
:That sounds more logical to me too.
:Fixed it. I've also done writing the transcript, so feel free to correct what's probably lots of mistakes. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 02:10, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Let me guess ==

"Ugh. Let me guess. It's true! You saw it on the news! Hey, it was crazy, but it was worth a shot!"

There is an or in there, so it SHOULD be:

Ugh. Let me guess. "It's true! You saw it on the news!" or "Hey, it was crazy, but it was worth a shot!"

Because I am certain I hear an "or" in there. --[[User:ColorPrinter|ColorPrinter]] 02:12, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I hear it too. -[[User:GG Crono|GG Crono]]

== Tree-hugging - Homsar vs. army ==

I really, really think the tree-hugging isn't a reference to [[army]] as much as it is [[Homsar]] and his tree-hugging anctics mentioned in [[Strong Sad's Lament]] (which, of course, is assuming it's a reference to anything whatsoever and not just randomness). I mean, really. In army it was just a random insult being tossed around; with Homsar it had much focus, even if it DIDN'T have SB or HSR involved in it. I seriously wonder how we got army before the blog ref when the former seems so minor in comparison... Thoughts on the matter? --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 03:59, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Except Strong Sad's lament involved Strong Sad and Homsar, whereas army involved Strong ''Bad'' and Homestar. It really boils down to that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:08, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::It's still a major stretch as it is. Methinks it should be STUFF'd. --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 04:25, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::: I concur. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:28, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)
::::For all we know, Homestar might have wanted to have proof Strong Bad was a hippie. -- [[User:EMJS|EMJS]]

== Garfield vs. Nermal / Marshie vs. Nibbles ==

I know this might be a stretch, so I thought I'd post here first. Does anyone else see the resemblance in Marshie and Nibbles' relationship to the perpetual battle of age vs. youth between Garfield and Nermal?
It was the first thing that stood out to me with those two. -- [[User: TaranchulaVamp15|TaranchulaVamp15]] 1:29 12 July 2005 (CST)

== Easter Eggs ==

This is the first time Strong Bad has acknowledged that there are easter eggs...should this be counted for something? -- [[User:Cocoa|Cocoa]] 12:27 12 July 2005 Pacific Daylight, I think?

Talk:bottom 10

Cocoa — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 07:26:21 GMT

Cocoa: FF Suggestion, don't know if it's worth anything

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 07:24:23 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:cocoabutter.PNG|thumb|Cocoa butter!]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 14

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'6" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, being alone, reading, writing, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds, getting MRIs

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

haircut

Cocoa — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 01:02:20 GMT

Cocoa: Sorreh. Stupid enter key. -smashes it-

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter Egg), Gary from [[Limozeen]] (Easter Egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da--"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache.

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no.

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, Baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box that says GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6) very flaintly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixxs... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a picture he clearly got carried away with. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta-- O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "[[Eh! Steve]]" looking character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.

===Transcript===
:::'''STRONG BAD''': Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
:::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!

*Click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to see Limozeen's version of the song.
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.

===Transcript===

:::'''STRONG SAD''': {murmuring in his sleep} Jokey Smurf... Brainy Smurf... that Carpenter Smurf ... Watch out Julian Sands!

== Fun Facts ==
*The game(s) in the floppy disk holder are "Tengen Classics." Tengen was a front for Atari, allowing Atari to make games (illegally) for the NES.
*On the [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker|"Light Pen"]] it says "Fine Tip Permanent Marker".
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]].
**Both comics have a parody of the old Spiderman head that's in the bottom corner of the old Marvel comics (except that it's Strong Bad's head instead of Spiderman's). In the top left corner of the comic easter egg, it has [[The Cheat]] in a cape and mask- another reference to "superhero name".
*Strong Bad's "permanent" marker isn't permanent at all.
*The muskrat-eyebrows are a possible reference to cartoonist [http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/ Don Asmussen]'s portrayal of George W. Bush's eyebrows in "Bad Reporter": [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/10/30/MNASMUSSENBR.DTL The Politics Of Hair]. In fact, the "Gentleman Caller" style looks just like Bush's muskrats.
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*A light pen is kind of like the thing that John Madden uses. You know, the "this guy went here, this other guy went WAY around here and BOOM!" thing with the yellow writing on the screen.
*In the "napping Strong Sad" easter egg, when String Sad mentions "that Carpenter Smurf," he is probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name
*Julian Sands is a British horror film actor.
*The face that Strong Bad has drawn on Strong Sad in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he drew in [[crying]] which he claimed represented Strong Sad.
*If Strong Bad really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.
*Strong Bad says he has no hair, but in [[theme park]] he has been working on the theme park as long as he's been "growing his mustache".
*The "Light Pen" Strong Bad uses is left-handed. Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.)
*Although Strong Bad is using a left-handed marker (since the text on the marker appears right-side-up only when used with the left hand), he is evidently right-handed, since he is only ever shown writing with his right hand (or, more appropriately, right boxing glove).
*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is making reference to when Jimi Hendrix gained notoriety playing "Wild Thing" with his teeth at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967.
*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players", the name of the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
*When Strong Mad mentions the last haircut looks like a Sweety Cake, Strong Bad is reminded of Steve from [[Crazy Cartoon]], and draws him on the monitor. But for some reason, he calls him Greg.
*When you zoom in on the comic book easter egg where a picture of The Cheat, The price reads "$1.25". Below that, it reads in a smaller font "$8.00 CAN." This is probably a reference to the higher prices of USA-produced items sold in Canada.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.swf view the flash file for "haircut"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Limozeen Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]] [[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

haircut

Cocoa — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 00:58:56 GMT

Cocoa: Added a fun fact I noticed in the flash file for "haircut.

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter Egg), Gary from [[Limozeen]] (Easter Egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da--"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache.

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no.

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, Baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box that says GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6) very flaintly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixxs... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a picture he clearly got carried away with. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta-- O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "[[Eh! Steve]]" looking character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.

===Transcript===
:::'''STRONG BAD''': Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
:::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!

*Click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to see Limozeen's version of the song.
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.

===Transcript===

:::'''STRONG SAD''': {murmuring in his sleep} Jokey Smurf... Brainy Smurf... that Carpenter Smurf ... Watch out Julian Sands!

== Fun Facts ==
*The game(s) in the floppy disk holder are "Tengen Classics." Tengen was a front for Atari, allowing Atari to make games (illegally) for the NES.
*On the [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker|"Light Pen"]] it says "Fine Tip Permanent Marker".
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]].
**Both comics have a parody of the old Spiderman head that's in the bottom corner of the old Marvel comics (except that it's Strong Bad's head instead of Spiderman's). In the top left corner of the comic easter egg, it has [[The Cheat]] in a cape and mask- another reference to "superhero name".
*Strong Bad's "permanent" marker isn't permanent at all.
*The muskrat-eyebrows are a possible reference to cartoonist [http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/ Don Asmussen]'s portrayal of George W. Bush's eyebrows in "Bad Reporter": [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/10/30/MNASMUSSENBR.DTL The Politics Of Hair]. In fact, the "Gentleman Caller" style looks just like Bush's muskrats.
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*A light pen is kind of like the thing that John Madden uses. You know, the "this guy went here, this other guy went WAY around here and BOOM!" thing with the yellow writing on the screen.
*In the "napping Strong Sad" easter egg, when String Sad mentions "that Carpenter Smurf," he is probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name
*Julian Sands is a British horror film actor.
*The face that Strong Bad has drawn on Strong Sad in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he drew in [[crying]] which he claimed represented Strong Sad.
*If Strong Bad really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.
*Strong Bad says he has no hair, but in [[theme park]] he has been working on the theme park as long as he's been "growing his mustache".
*The "Light Pen" Strong Bad uses is left-handed. Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.)
*Although Strong Bad is using a left-handed marker (since the text on the marker appears right-side-up only when used with the left hand), he is evidently right-handed, since he is only ever shown writing with his right hand (or, more appropriately, right boxing glove).
*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is making reference to when Jimi Hendrix gained notoriety playing "Wild Thing" with his teeth at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967.
*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players", the name of the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
*When Strong Mad mentions the last haircut looks like a Sweety Cake, Strong Bad is reminded of Steve from [[Crazy Cartoon]], and draws him on the monitor. But for some reason, he calls him Greg.
*

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.swf view the flash file for "haircut"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Limozeen Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]] [[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

The Baby

Cocoa — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 00:00:55 GMT

Cocoa: Added pic.

[[Image:babeh.PNG|thumbnail|Awe, how cuuute.]]

It's a baby, apparant child of the "[[Baby Lady]]" no less.

Rather Dashing aquires this baby in his adventures, and manages to abuse it in no less than 4 ways. (Throwing it into a river, lowering it into a well, use it to get free pills and as an alternative to cutting of your own arms, legs and head.)

{{stub}}

[[Category: To be deleted]]

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 05:43:21 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:cocoabutter.PNG|thumb|Cocoa butter!]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 13

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''SKIN:''' Homestar white

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'4" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, Japanese food, anything from Japan, chewing on things, painting, watercolors, haiku writing, martial arts, being alone, reading, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 05:16:02 GMT

Cocoa:

[[Image:cocoabutter.PNG|Cocoa butter!]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa

'''AGE:''' 13

'''HAIR:''' brown

'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)

'''SKIN:''' Homestar white

'''HEIGHT:''' 5'4" last time I checked.

'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?

'''WHERE:''' USA

'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student

'''LIKES:''' drawing, Japanese food, anything from Japan, chewing on things, painting, watercolors, haiku writing, martial arts, being alone, reading, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]

'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

User:Cocoa

Cocoa — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 05:13:37 GMT

Cocoa: Cocoa's user page is done!

[[Image:cocoabutter.PNG|Cocoa butter!]]

== Cocoa. ==

I'll make it easy on you and organize all the crap about me.

'''NAME:''' Cocoa
'''AGE:''' 13
'''HAIR:''' brown
'''EYES:''' brown (now do you know why my name is Cocoa?)
'''SKIN:''' Homestar white
'''HEIGHT:''' 5'4" last time I checked.
'''WEIGHT:''' That's not polite to ask a lady, don't you know?
'''WHERE:''' USA
'''OCCUPATION:''' artist, writer, student
'''LIKES:''' drawing, Japanese food, anything from Japan, chewing on things, painting, watercolors, haiku writing, martial arts, being alone, reading, [[Sterrance]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar]]
'''DISLIKES:''' the blue screen of death, burn-your-eyes-out red lipstick, Hilary Duff, most pop stars, those retarded Bratz dolls, stupid people, bratty people, people in general, huge crowds

== Anything Else? ==

Okay, fine. Since you're still here.

My first SBE was [[japanese cartoon]]. The latest email at the time of me discovering the Homestar Runner website was [[theme park]]. I found this wiki way back when it was at Wiki Tikki Tavi, but didn't actually join until now. It's been a useful source of information for me for quite a while.

My favorite emails are all of them. Except maybe [[tape-leg]]. That one was the lamest of the lame. Eurgh.

I can relate to [[Strong Sad]] because I'm gloomy most of the time and I have two older brothers who pick on me a lot. Their names are Steven and Michael. Who happen to be very evil.

== Any Questions? ==

If you have any, I suppose you can post them on the discussion page and I'll answer them ASAP.

File:cocoabutter.PNG

Cocoa — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 04:46:40 GMT

Cocoa: A picture of cocoa butter for my user page.

A picture of cocoa butter for my user page.