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SBCG4AP Dev Blog

Connor — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:30:18 GMT

Connor: /* 10 Jul 2008 */

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[[Image:Dev Blog logo.png|thumb|300px|From the desk of Strong Bad.]]
[[Strong Bad]] regularly updates a '''Developer's Blog''' on the [[Telltale Games]] website to promote ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''.

== Blog Entries ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Date !! Title !! Description !! Currently Playing:
|-id="Large Decap Latte"
| [[Image:Decap.png|100px]]|| 10 Jul 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-14|Large Decap Latte]]''' || Strong Bad is disappointed that his game didn't get a Mature rating. So he has some [[Powered By The Cheat]] [[Death|decapitations]] to make up for it. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_decap.swf View the Flash file.])|| "[[Badminton]]. It's nice out."
|-id="O Contest, Mii Contest"
| [[Image:Sbmii.png|100px]]|| 26 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-13|O Contest, Mii Contest]]''' || Strong Bad has his own comments about the [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-348 Telltale Mii Contest]. || "''[[Wikipedia:Metal Storm (video game)|Metal Storm]]'' (best death explosion ever)"
|-id="Payable Demo!"
| [[Image:SBCG4AP Tech Demo.png|100px]]|| 10 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-12|Payable Demo!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off his [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|"playable demo"]]. ([http://files.telltalegames.com/strongbad/videos/sbdev_demo2.swf View the Flash file]) || "''[[Wikipedia:Gold Rush!|Gold Rush!]]'' (lost the manual, anyone know when Sutter's Mill was built?)"
|-id="End Boss Feature"
| [[Image:sbdev box in.jpg|100px]]|| 04 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-11|End Boss Feature]]''' || Strong Bad discusses stickers, game features, and marketing. || "''[[Wikipedia: Abadox|Abodox]]'' (I refuse to believe that logo says 'Abadox')"
|-id="Concept Art is a SCAM!"
| [[Image:Devblog05-21-08.PNG|100px]]|| 21 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-9|Concept Art is a SCAM!]]''' || Strong Bad bemoans Telltale's decision to take the game visuals in a different direction. || "''[[Wikipedia:Viking Child|The Viking Child]]'' for [[Wikipedia: Atari Lynx|LYNX]]. Best Handheld Ever Man."
|-id="The Endinning of The End"
| [[Image:Sbdev rhonda.jpg|100px]]|| 14 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-8|The Endinning of the End]]''' || Strong Bad hates the French horn. || "''[[Wikipedia:Lost Eden|Lost Eden]]'' (the dinosaurs look REAL!)"
|-id="Logos Please"
| [[Image:Sbdev logos.jpg|100px]] || 7 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-7|Logos Please]]''' || Strong Bad explains that video game success is proportional to the number of logos before the title screen. || "''[[Wikipedia:Trojan (video game)|Trojan]]'' (they still have cartoon sticks of TNT in the post-apocalyptic future!)"
|-id="New Screenshots!"
|[[Image:DevBlog042408.png|100px]] || 24 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-6|New Screenshots!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off some new screen shots of the upcoming game... that have been altered slightly. || "[[Not X|Not]] [[MS Paint]]"
|-id="Anadigilogital"
| [[Image:Sbdev mig29 front.jpg|100px]] || 17 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-5|Anadigilogital]]''' || Strong Bad complains about the game's lack of box art and dipswitches. || "[[Wikipedia:Star Wars: Rebel Assault|''Rebel Assault 1'']] (from a time when nasty looking full motion video was the future of gaming!)"
|-id="Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew"
| [[Image:Puzzmaster.jpg|100px]] || 10 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-4|Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew]]''' || Strong Bad decries the Telltale Team's rejection of his game ideas. || "[http://www.gamespot.com/nes/action/wagyanland/index.html ''Wagyan Land''] (the end boss is a word game!)"
|-
|}

== Fun Facts ==
===10 Jul 2008===
*[[Wikipedia:Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]] is an organization created for rating video games. "ESRB" actually stands for "Entertainment Software Rating Board".
*The Dev Blog entry has every main character [[Death|die]] in it.
*This is another instance of [[Strong Sad's Severed head|Strong Sad being decapitated]].
*In the Flash File, if you click play,(after clicking on a button) it will show [[Strong Bad's]] Head being [[Decapitated]] off of the previously clicked person's body.
*[[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad smiles]] as his head falls off.

===26 Jun 2008===
*The blog entry's title refers to [[Wikipedia:O Captain! My Captain!|O Captain! My Captain!]].
*The characters the Miis are supposed to look like are, in order, Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Bubs.
*Strong Bad sees the Marzipan Mii as [[Wikipedia:Alice the Goon|Alice the Goon]], a character from the [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] series.

===10 Jun 2008===
*Strong Bad mentions a giant novelty toothbrush, which was also mentioned by Homestar Runner in [[from work]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lemonade Stand|''Lemonade Stand'']] is an early educational computer program, where players had to set the price for their lemonade depending on conditions.
*Strong Bad's request for the manual is because, like many [[Wikipedia:Sierra Entertainment|Sierra]] games of the era, the game would periodically ask for certain words or facts from the manual as a form of copy protection.
**[[WIkipedia:Sutter's Mill|Sutter's Mill]] was built in 1847.
*Phensics is a [[portmanteau]].

===04 Jun 2008===
*Entry includes examples of [[deliberately poor English]].

===21 May 2008 ===
*Strong Bad refers to bull[[style]].
*Strong Bad also says that the "Smelly Guy" has "several months' worth of empty cans of [[Minor Foods#Bull Honkey|Bull Honkey]].
*Strong Bad's concept art was seen at the end of the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]].

===14 May 2008===
*The game Strong Bad is complaining about is ''[[Wikipedia:Pitfall II: Lost Caverns|Pitfall II: Lost Caverns]]''. Frogs and balloons were two of the new features in the game, as well as unlimited lives.
*Strong Bad should know that the "silver french horn" is a scorpion, as he positively identified it as such in the commentary of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*"Endinning" is a [[portmanteau]] of "end" (or "ending") and "beginning."

=== 24 Apr 2008 ===
*Strong Bad alters a screenshot from the game and claims that it's a dating sim featuring [[Wikipedia:Kate Pierson|Kate Pierson]] of [[Wikipedia:The B-52's|the B-52's]].
*One of Strong Bad's fake screencaps reveals that Homestar's innards are filled with "Strawberry Quik". "Quik" was the original name of [[Wikipedia:Nestlé|Nestlé]]'s flavored milk drink [[Wikipedia:Nesquik|Nesquik]].
*Strong Bad claims to launch a "heat-seeking [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|3-Stooges]] eye-poker missile" in his game. The hallmark slapstick comedy of the Stooges often included eye-poking.

=== 17 Apr 2008 ===

*''[[Wikipedia:Mig 29 Soviet Fighter|Mig 29 Soviet Fighter]]'' is an unlicensed game for the [[Nintendo#NES|NES]]. The switch on the back of the game triggers a [http://kevtris.org/mappers/lockout/camerica.html voltage spike] intended to temporarily disable the NES's [[Wikipedia:10NES|lock-out chip]] so that the unlicensed game can be played on an official console.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad's Spelling|uses "it's" in place of "its"]] even though he considers people who do this to be [[local news|scalawags]].

=== 10 Apr 2008 ===

*The blocky 3D Strong Bad head in the [[Wikipedia:Sudoku|sudoku]] puzzmaster picture is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Dr. Kawashima|Dr. Kawashima's]] representation in the [[Wikipedia:Brain Age|Brain Age]] series, which included sudoku in the North American version of its first installment. Dr. Kawashima's head also sometimes used an expression similar to Strong Bad's in the game.
**[[Wikipedia:NPR|NPR]]'s program [[Wikipedia:Weekend Edition|Weekend Edition Sunday]] includes a weekly segment with [[Wikipedia:Will Shortz|Will Shortz]], puzzle constructor (including [http://nymag.com/arts/all/features/17244/ Sudoku]), [[Wikipedia:The New York Times|New York Times]] puzzle editor, and referred to by NPR as the "[http://www.npr.org/templates/people/?typeId=1#S Puzzlemaster]".
*Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the Telltale offices gets "[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]"
*The title makes a reference to the book [http://www.amazon.com/Nobody-Listens-Andrew-Elizabeth-Guilfoile/dp/0590093185 ''Nobody Listens to Andrew''].
*Unlike the other dev blog images, the [[Videlectrix:vii/puzzmaster.jpg|puzzmaster image]] is hosted on the [[Viidelectrix]] site.

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]

==External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:devblog|Read Strong Bad's Dev Blog]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

User:Connor

Connor — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:39:03 GMT

Connor: New page: Oh haldo! This is my page which I don't feel like messing with!

Oh haldo! This is my page which I don't feel like messing with!

Quote of the Week

Connor — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:20:36 GMT

Connor: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
|-id="QW-2007-09-20"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
|[[HR:weeklies/cz_forgortport.mp3|download]]
|{{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
|'''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
|[[mini-golf]]

|-id="QW-2007-09-13"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|{{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
|'''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
|Quote of the Week exclusive

|-id="QW-2007-09-06"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|{{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
|'''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
|[[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| Extended [[concert]] song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[Sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]
|}
===Older Quotes===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*Homestar's October 27, 2004 quote, "That's bupkis!", contains a misspelling of the Yiddish word "bupkes" which literally means "beans" but in this sense means "nothing".
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.
**The word that Bubs spells in that quote is [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to a Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], dating back to the 1950s, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]], respectively.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|24}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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Peasant's Quest

Connor — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:14:17 GMT

Connor: /* Glitches */ , blue square

{{gamenav|New Game|disk4of12|Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up|Population: Tire}}

[[Image:peasantsquest.png|thumb|A game fit for a peasant!]]

''"Control a short-panted 'peasant' named Rather Dashing as he stumbles through Peasantry in his 'quest' to get revenge on a dragon thing."'' —[[Videlectrix]]

A real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of [[Peasantry]], some people lived... in fear. You are {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, a peasant wearing short pants, who returns from his vacation to find his thatched cottage BURN[[Lowercase i's|i]]NATED! You set out on a quest to get revenge on {{Film|Trogdor}} once and for all.
So will he stay alive and protect this peasant kingdom from burnination?
''YOU'' decide!!!

'''Date:''' Monday, August 2, 2004

'''Page Title:''' Peasant's Quest

== Instructions ==
*Look around by typing "look".
*Talk to others by typing "talk".
*Take items by typing "get (item)".
*Use items by typing "use (item)". You can also "throw (item)", "give (item)","look (item)", and some other action words.
*Type "inv" to see your inventory.
*Type "save" to save your game and "load" to load a game. ([[Wikipedia:HTTP_cookie|Cookies]] must be enabled.)
*Press + or - to speed up or slow down your character.
*Type "ask about (name)" to gather information from other characters.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*On July 18th, 2005, Peasant's Quest received a "Top Dog" award from [http://www.the-underdogs.info/game.php?id=5243 Home of the Underdogs].
*The commands "make friends with Kerrek" and "buy Kerrek a cold one" were added after the e-mail [[for kids]] was released.
**The command "make friends with Kerrek" brings up a message which says, "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not going to work for you, either", even though Strong Bad has made it very apparent that his name is two different words.
*On January 16th, 2006, Peasant's Quest was made into a Dashboard Widget for Mac OSX.
*In the email [[for kids]] Strong Bad types in, "buy kerrek a cold one" if you type this in, the text will read the same thing in the email but the last sentence says, "now you've really cheesed him off" which wasn't in the text on the email.

===Remarks===

*When the Kerrek is in the area with his footprints, he isn't making any.
*There's a link in the upper left black area, but it does nothing.

===Goofs===
*Even after you've picked up the map, typing "look ground" will have the game tell you it's still there.
*If you type "where" on the screen above the Mountain Pass, you'll see that it has no name.
*Typing "look" on [[Poor Gary]]'s screen will still say "rotten ol' horse" even after he's fled.
*If you talk to the knight while on fire but have not gotten the belt, the knight will fail to acknowledge the fact that you are on fire.
*If you get [[Kerrek]]'s belt after getting on fire, the animation of getting the belt won't show you on fire.
*Typing "use" something, even gibberish, in the half of the lake where the old man was fishing will result the phrase "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here people!"
*After you give [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|the baby lady]] the riches and she gives you the baby and leaves, if you type "talk to baby" inside the house, the game will still tell you the baby responds by blowing snot bubbles.
*After saying 'haldo' to [[Dongolev]], it says, "the archer stops arching," even though you can still hear and see him firing arrows in the background.
*In order to "throw baby", the game says to go to the center of the lake. If you go to the center, it won't let you throw the baby. If you go to the top of the lake, Rather Dashing will automatically move to the center, where it previously said you can not throw.

===Glitches===
[[Image:PQvanishingRD.PNG|thumb|Hidden behind the door]]
[[Image:Pqglitch_babylady_rain.png|thumb|Anyone feel a draft?]]
[[Image:PeasantsGlitch.PNG|thumb|Rather Dashing in twenty-eight places at once]]
*If you walk straight up to the Jhonka's door, you will disappear, except for one leg.
*A strange mapping bug allows you to "warp" to the baby lady's house and the inn from another screen entirely. Walk into where you would go to the hidden glen, but go up through the fence and to the left.
*On the screen containing [[Jhonka]]'s Cave, walk into the bottom left corner and you'll end up in the inn, however you'll only be able to walk along the bottom and right sides of the screen.
*Standing behind the "INN" sign while standing as close as possible to the inn itself will cause part of Rather Dashing to appear in front of the sign.
*If you fail the quiz from one of the three keepers of Trogdor, instead of loading a game, just click on RESTART on the load menu after Game Over. Skip the game's intro and then press any key. This will once again bring up the question you answered wrong while you're standing by the knight at the entrance of Trogdor's cave. Answering the question wrong again just gets you another Game Over, answering right makes the box disappear, but every time you try to move or press any other key, the question comes up again, and you will be stuck until you answer the question wrong.
*After you kill the Kerrek, go into either the baby cottage or the inn. It will rain inside.
*It is possible to fall in the mud, hide in the hay, and steal Jhonka's riches all before it stops raining. If you go back to the mud puddle, it will be dried up as though the rain has stopped (even though rain is still clearly falling).
*In the Baby Lady Cottage, if you open up the inventory and select the Supertime Funbow, a small blue square will appear to the left of the screen. The blue square, upon putting your cursor over it will reveal the hand sign to show its clickable, but clicking it will do nothing.
*On the Game Over screen, hit Enter twice and the death animation will start over. This also works for any point after pressing RESTART, including the "tips for <s>morons</s> beginners" screen and the intro afterwards.
*After typing "use sword" in Trogdor's inner sanctum, walk right for an interesting glitch. Even though Rather Dashing's graphic is locked in place, he will get burninated even though he is nowhere near Trogdor. The fire will come from Trogdor's neck instead of his nose.
*In Trogdor's Lair, you will hear a tune. Keep typing "load game" and it will keep repeating.
*If you type "get mask" at the well after placing the pebbles in the bucket, but before getting the Monster Maskus, you will not get the mask and will be unable to get it through any means.
*If you put the baby in the bucket, but do not turn the handle, then you can type "put baby in bucket" and get more points again and again.
*If you enter Trogdor's outer sanctum and then try to leave, you get teleported back inside, but if you type something and press enter before getting teleported you can walk around the cliff (w/TrogShield, TrogSword, and TrogHelmet).
*Typing "open" when near the hut or inn will always make you go straight to the door, even through the hut or inn.
*After saving a game, you are able to move around and type commands while the saved game message is still open. When the game needs to display another message, it will close the saved game message instead.
**However, getting killed by the Kerrek while the saved game message is open will result in a glitched map screen with Rather Dashing in every possible location appearing. It also appears to be raining. The only way to get rid of this screen is to restart the game.
***You can also press enter to exit the glitched screen and play the death animation.
*If you go to the back of your burninated cottage, and go as close as possible to the wall, you will apear to go through it. However, you cannot move any closer to the bottom of the screen without first going up. You can move side to side.

=== Inside References ===
*When you ask the knight about the Kerrek, the Knight says he'll make "milks meat" out of you. This is a reference to the email [[kids' book]], where Strong Bad makes "milks meat" out of Homestar and Pom Pom in the [[Strumstar Hammer]] version of the [[Original Book]] in the Easter egg.
*Sometimes, when you jump in to the hay bale (after being covered with mud), it says you jump in like a "two years old boy." This is a reference to [[Main Page 15]].
*The screen title "River b/w Tree" is another reference to [[b/w]]. 
*If you try to jump in the left side of the lake, it responds, "Not so fast, Swimmer [[Dan]]!"
*When you reach the top of the mountain, it says, "Nice jorb climbing the cliff," which is a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]], as well as [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
*[[Jhonka]] is from the e-mail [[impression]].
*[[Kerrek]] is from the e-mail [[interview]].
*At the bale of hay, if you type "Get hay", it makes a reference to [[Thy Dungeonman]] and [[Thy Dungeonman II]] by saying, "Who do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman?"
**There is another Thy Dungeonman reference if you "look jhonka."
**When you type in "die" it says "That wasn't very smart," another reference to Thy Dungeonman.
*If you type in "get plague" at the burned out tree, the game calls you Mispeller [''sic''] Jones , a reference to the "Interruptor Jones" quip from [[morning routine]].
**This command is also a reference to Thy Dungeonman II, where it played an integral role in winning the game.
*After killing the Kerrek the screen says "ARROWED!! Nice shot. You smote the Kerrek! He lay there stinking." ''Arrowed!'' is a running joke used in [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[TROGDOR!]].
*If you return to the corpse of the Kerrek and type "kill Kerrek," it says "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums." This is a reference to the toon [[New Boots]], where [[Strong Bad]] claims [[The Cheat]] could have earned a trophy full of Steak-ums.
*If you type anything with the word CHEAT, it says "Meh." This is a popular sound that [[The Cheat]] makes.
*Much of the text in the game echoes Strong Bad's style of speech, such as the quote, "Behold the TrogShield! No seriously, behold it."

=== Real-World References ===
====Other Video Games====
*Several screens as well as the main character's appearance are taken directly from ''[[Wikipedia:The Black Cauldron (video game)|The Black Cauldron]]''.
*The filename of the game is disk4of12.html, a nod to old PC games which were often distributed on multiple floppy disks and which prompted the player to insert the next disk at certain points during installation or gameplay.
*Starting from the Hidden Glen screen, turn left as you exit through the hole in the fence. This allows you enter the screen "located" above the Hidden Glen, which turns out to be the interior of the Baby Lady Cottage. Entering the cottage in this manner changes the way you interact with your surroundings, allowing you to walk through walls, and even walk an indeterminate distance off the edge of the screen. Possibly this is not an error, but rather a reference to [[Wikipedia:Atari|Atari's]] old ''[[Wikipedia:Adventure_(Atari_2600)|Adventure]]'' game, in which you could peer off the edge of one screen into another, and enter a secret room which is said to be the first instance of an "Easter egg" in a game.
*When you smite the Kerrek, it'll first say, "Here goes, Kid Icarus". This is a reference to a [[Nintendo]] game of the same name: ''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]'', in which your main weapon is a bow.
*Typing "light lantern" is a reference to the text-based ''[[Wikipedia:Zork|Zork]]'' series, in which you always carried a Brass Lantern, and which is parodied in Thy Dungeonman.
**It is also a reference to King's Quest IV, where one of the items you get is a lantern.
*Naked Ned popping in and out from the tree is similar to [[Wikipedia:Smoke (Mortal Kombat)|Smoke]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat II|Mortal Kombat II]]'' in the living forest level, where you would occasionally see him pop out, look, and return behind the tree.
*The noise you hear when the disk read error occurs is very similar to the [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]] disk drive, for when the drive is trying to load a disk, it sometimes loses its place where it was loading and made a loud clicking noise.
*Using the baby at the hole of the mysterious cabin brings up a message "Deploying Q-Baby...", which is probably a reference to the [[Wikipedia:James Bond|James Bond]] video games. In those games, the player uses a remote control Q-Spider to crawl through small holes.
*The three questions that are asked to you are a reference to the PC game ''[[Wikipedia:Dungeon (computer game)|Dungeon]]'', in which the dungeon master asked you 3 questions about the game
*If you talk to the [[The Red and Blue Knights|Blue Knight]] after acquiring both the belt and the robe but before getting set on fire, he [[Peasant's Quest Responses#belt_and_robe|calls you]] "Dirk the Daring", the main character of ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon's Lair|Dragon's Lair]].''
*The loading screen is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Space_Quest_III: The Pirates of Pestulon|Space Quest III]]'', in which it showed a picture of the game's creators trying to console you about dying.

====King's Quest Series References====

*The game itself is a parody of the Sierra On-Line games ''[[Wikipedia:King's Quest|King's Quest]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Black Cauldron (video game)|The Black Cauldron]]''.
*The inn is similar to the fisherman's cottage in King's Quest IV.
*The three tasks you must complete are a reference to the three items you must acquire in King's Quest I.
*The Kerrek is based on the Ogre in King's Quest I
*The name of the land, "Peasantry", is a reference to "Daventry", the kingdom from ''King's Quest''.
*Trogdor being in this game references the dragon who guards the mirror in King's Quest I.
*The well is based on the well in King's Quest I that leads to the dragon's lair.

====Legend of Zelda References====

*When you obtain the Kerrek's belt, Rather Dashing holds it over his head in a fashion similar to Link of ''The Legend of Zelda''.
*The save screen may be a reference to the old [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|''Legend of Zelda'']] games in format, the addition of hearts through progress, and the addition of artifacts that are added to your body (shield, helmet, sword).

====Music====
*If you type "look" near the hay, it says, "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide," a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Sweet Child O' Mine|Sweet Child O' Mine]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Guns N' Roses|Guns N' Roses]].
*Looking at the rock in the middle of the river gives a reference to ''Rock of Ages'' by [[Wikipedia:Def Leppard|Def Leppard]].
*When you scare Poor Gary it says he "broke on through to the other side," a reference to ''Break on Through'' by [[Wikipedia:The Doors|The Doors]].
*Hugging the tree at the hay bale produces a reference to a well-known [[Wikipedia:The Byrds|Byrds]] song. However, once you do this you seem to get stuck. Pressing the down key will remedy this.
*If you look at the cracked ground, it says something about it being a place in which rock stars make amazing guitar solos — a reference to [[Wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Slash's]] solo on ''November Rain'' by Guns N' Roses.

====TV/Movies/Comic Books====
*At the bale of hay, type "look tree". It says, ''[[IMDb:0074697|It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown]],'' a 1976 ''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]'' TV special.
*When you first talk to the knight guarding the mountain pass, he calls you ''Dragonheart'', a reference to [[IMDb:0116136|the movie]] of the same name.
*If you try to get the pebbles but are too far away, it says, "You try to do your best Mr. Fantastic impression." This is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Fantastic Four|Fantastic Four]].
*If you go to the screen with "River b/w Tree" and type "look hut" or "look cottage", it says, "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it." This is a reference to the Head-Crusher sketch on ''[[Wikipedia:The Kids in the Hall|Kids in the Hall]]''.
*If you try to give the Jhonka something he'll reply with, "Don't need nothing from no filthy peasantses!!" This is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|The Lord of the Rings]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Gollum|Gollum]], whom Jhonka somewhat resembles.
*After jumping in the hay the game comments you look like "that guy from that one show", a reference to Cousin Itt from ''[[Wikipedia:The Addams Family|The Addams Family]]'' who looked like a walking hay bale.
*If you type "drink", you'll get a message about how you don't need to drink, concluded with "So you got that going for you. Which is nice." This comes from Carl Spackler in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''.
*If you talk to the [[The Red and Blue Knights|Blue Knight]] after acquiring the belt, you [[Peasant's Quest Responses#belt_only|call him]] "[[Wikipedia:Matthew Broderick|Matthew Broderick]]", a popular actor.

====Other====
*Typing "throw baby" at the west screen of the lake returns the message, "I guess you misread the walkthrough at GameFAQs..." [[Wikipedia:GameFAQs|GameFAQs]] is a popular gaming website known for its huge number of walkthroughs or FAQs for just about every game there is ([http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/game/922153.html including Peasant's Quest])
*When you look at the painting in the inn, it says that there are dogs playing "Magic: The Nerdening". This is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Magic: The Gathering|''Magic: the Gathering'']] card game, as well as to the stereotype of ''Magic''-players as being antisocial nerds. The painting itself is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cassius Marcellus Coolidge|C. M. Coolidge's]] series of nine oil paintings featuring dogs playing poker, as well as the follow-up painting "Looks Like Four of a Kind".
*If you try to "scare gary" before getting the mask, two of the three possible responses are references. The first ("You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him.") is a reference to an urban legend, as is the second ("You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before."), which was made into the 1979 horror movie ''[[IMDb:0080130|When a Stranger Calls]]''.
*Trogdor's voice is an old speech synthesizer called the [[Wikipedia:Software Automatic Mouth|Software Automatic Mouth]], or S.A.M.
*The berries on the bushes are called "[[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Crunch Berries]]." This is a reference to the [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] of the same name.
*Trying to jump in the hay from far away will cause a reply which includes a usage of the initials MJ. This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Michael Jordan|Michael Jordan]], a basketball player who had an incredible vertical jump, and was able to dunk the ball from the foul line, which is several feet away.
*Looking at the rocking chair after the baby lady leaves will get you a message saying "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action." This may be a reference to trickle-down economics; part of [[Wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]]'s economic plan for the United States was based on the theory that allowing those with the most economic influence (businesses and the upper-class) to flourish would "trickle down" and benefit the rest of the economy in the form of increased spending, saving, and investment. Therefore, according to the trickle-down theory, given fair market conditions, the best way to enhance overall economic health is to concentrate economic benefits on those with the most economic influence.
**Furthermore, "brown-collar" is a reference to white- and blue-collar jobs, referring to office work and manual labor, respectively. There is no brown collar, but it can only be assumed it represents whatever brown-robed peasants do.
*When Trogdor first wakes up, Rather Dashing wishes he had some "Depeasent Underwear". This is a reference to Depends Underwear.
*When the game is loading, it is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Apple_II#Apple_IIe|Apple IIe]] booting with the screen saying "v1.8" (all that is readable) and the [[Population: Tire]] Loading screen.
*The Apple IIe in the loading screen (along with its disk drives) are on the [[Videlectrix]] Home Page.
*If you talk to the [[The Red and Blue Knights|Blue Knight]] after acquiring the robe but before acquiring the belt, he begins [[Peasant's Quest Responses#robe_only|his response]] by saying, "My dear Adso", an allusion to the main character's apprentice in ''[[Wikipedia:The Name of the Rose|The Name of the Rose]]'', which is in turn a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Sherlock Holmes|Sherlock Holmes]] stories.

{{Peasant's Quest}}
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== External Links ==
*Play the [[HR:disk4of12.html|Game]]
*Play the [[HR:peasantsquest61.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
*[http://wsidecar.apple.com/cgi-bin/nph-reg3rdpty1.pl/product=09442&cat=31&platform=osx&method=sa/Rather%20Dashing.zip Download] the game as a Dashboard widget (Mac OSX 10.4 or higher only)
*Listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/pq_theme.mp3|Game Music]] [[Videlectrix:songs/pq_trogcave.mp3|Game Music (Trogdor's Cave)]]
*[[Forum:411|forum thread re: "Peasant's Quest"]]

[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]
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HRWiki:Featured Article Selection

Connor — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:34:58 GMT

Connor:

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==Weeklies==

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 21]] (May 21-27) ===
<s>'''[[montage]].'''</s> ''(see below)'' This one will require a bit of timing, and thus could be moved up or back depending on TBC's schedule, but we should feature this email when the release of email #173 is imminent. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

:Ooooh... montage on #email 173... I like it, but I believe the featured article changes on Sundays, and email #173 should be out most likely on either a Monday or Tuesday... So, I'd like to see it happen, but it may be too hard to do. If so, a rough estimate should suffice. I'm taking a wild random guess that estimate is somewhere around here. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:25, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

::Well, it looks like #173 isn't going to happen by this week, but just a note about releasing montage alongside it: after #172 is out and we anticipate that #173 might be released, we could always wait 24 hours or so to begin that week's Featured Article. That is, have montage and another one ready, and begin the FA as soon as it's evident what the new update is going to be. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

:::'Tis genius, I say! However, if there are three emails released in a row, I see this: Monday April 30, #171, Monday May 7, #172, and then Monday May 14, #173. Now, I estimate that it will be this week, or in the two weeks after, so to be honest, next week is a fairly good spot. But we'll adapt and plan around it.

:::But, if 173 doesn't come out this week, or for a back-up article, I think we should do the ever so medium-length [[Strong Sad's iPod]]. Or if we want longer, I don't see [[Thnikkaman]] bolded on [[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|the nomination page]]. Here comes the Featured Article... {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:23, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
::::"Thnikkarticle". Ow! My bad pun reflex! Anyway, I think Thnikkaman is a good choice. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 10:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::Something that's not a character; we've featured two characters in a row. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:26, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::How about [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence]]. The mystery would make a great featured article! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
:::::::Too short, I think. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::How about [[Couch Mumbling]]? We just had another occurrence of it in [[underlings]], so it's relevant. Also, it's a good length, and it's a major running gag. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:31, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::By the way, there isn't even an '''email 172''' yet. And If we're gonna feature montage it doesn't have to be the week of email 173. At this time, many people are looking forward to 173 and will understand why montage is featured. And if we feature a different article and see sbemail 173 is gonna come out early on a Monday, we could quickly change it to montage. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 09:43, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::::'''[[DELETED]]''' seems like a good choice. Anybody agree? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:44, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::::I really like DELETED, the only problem is how little prose there is in the intro, as this is what would appear on the main page. If there's some way to expand this intro or incorporate other parts of the page in the writeup, I'd be all for this one. If not, Couch Mumbling seems good to me. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:00, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::::::How about we start about the history of DELETED and say a little bit about what E-mails Strong Bad deletes and the rest will tell itself. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:04, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::::::I rewrote and expanded the lead section for DELETED, but it may need some more work. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::::::::My vote would either be for DELETED or perhaps for [[-'d]].{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 21:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 22]] (May 28-Jun 3) ===

'''[[montage]].''' ''(see above)'' The time has come. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:50, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

:Second. In fact, third. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 20:16, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
::Completely necessary. Really, we've had consensus to do this for some weeks; we just didn't know when exactly. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:48, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

:::Yup, agreed. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:50, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 23]] (Jun 4-10) ===
<s>'''[[The Paper]].'''</s> This one goes hand-in-hand with the above. (Yes, I know we already featured The Paper on week 47 of 2005.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
:No Paper, as it was already featured. And I can also see a whole lot shinoligans going on the page with reverts after tons of new info is added. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
::If not The Paper, how about '''[[Bear Holding A Shark]]''' since it hasn't been featured yet and it features an excellent writing choice. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
:::I could see re-featuring if email 173 results in a drastic change to the article, thus justifying putting the new info on the main page. But at this time we don't know if that will happen (remember, TBC may not actually have SB upgrade to an inkjet at all and may just dismiss it quickly). At any rate, I think it would be best for us not to re-feature immediately after 173: if there's no substantial change, it will not be worth re-featuring at all; if there is a substantial change, we'll likely need time for the dust to settle on the article, so to speak. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:10, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
::::Bear Holding a Shark seems a little short. Note to self: come up with a good suggestion for this week. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 09:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

I think it's time that [[Fonts]] got the spotlight for once. It's grown quite a bit. Anyone agree? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 19:29, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
:I think it would be interesting to see a list-oriented page like [[Fonts]] or [[Sound Effects]] or something be featured. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:38, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
::How about [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]. Since we already have Homsar nominated and is sort of related to Crap in a way I'm not sure. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
:::Re: [[Fonts]]: List-like articles can be hard to feature, but we managed it with [[Secret Pages]]. Can we come up with a similar summary of the list of fonts? Re:Homsar's speech: I still feel this article has too many stretches too much speculation to really count as some of our finest work. I am not comfortable with featuring it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:28, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree with not featuring the Homsar speech patterns article. It's interesting, but not solid enough to be featured. About [[Fonts]] and [[Sound Effects]] — are we sure that those are complete and correct? I sometimes wonder about those pages, but I haven't poked around in them very much... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:35, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::The problem with lists such as [[Fonts]] is that, by their very nature, they are near-impossible to complete. The thing is, it's no more incomplete than any other article we've featured. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 22:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I second [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]], but only if Strong Bad doesn't upgrade, but looking at the end of #172, I think they'll keep their promise. Poor paper. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
: How about montage. But that's not all. If montage doesn't work, we do 6 more Emails for featured articles that week. Anybody agree, though I don't make much sence, since I don't know how to put this. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 19:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::montage will be featured the in week 22. As for dailies: I don't know if we really need another one of those yet, and I certainly wouldn't do sbemails for them (especially right after montage). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:45, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I vote for [[-'d]].{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 18:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
::::-d is to minor and small. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
Hey guys and gals, in case we forget to write a new FA by the time it goes live on the main page, simply copy and paste the old FA into the new FA's page until the new one gets written, just so the main page doesn't look blank for half an hour. Stealthily yours, [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:16, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

I like [[Bear holding a Shark]] (already suggested above). It's not short (certainly no shorter than some of the FA noms I sifted through before coming here). I bet I could make a nice write-up of it. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:24, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
:I think that will be fine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
::I could roll with BhaS. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]]
:::Whoops. Sorry, Heimi. I was going to write this a few hours ago, but the wiki was down. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 01:22, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 24]] (Jun 11-17) ===
Let's go with '''[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]''' for this week. I particularly like that article for proving that my 4th favorite character is not a complete nut case. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:04, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
:As I've said above, I do not feel this article is FA material (see my reasoning in the discussion for week 23). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:05, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
::I agree with Heimi. That article has too much speculation, still.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
How 'bout [[The King of Town's Castle]]? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 01:43, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:Eh, not good writing in this <s>journalist's</s> wiki editor's opinion. How 'bout [[Craig Zobel]]? Not very long, but chock-full of interesting and not very well-known facts. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
::Hmm... it's a good try, but we normally don't feature articles that are that short; the summary would practically be the whole article. How about the [[Thnikkaman]]? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:53, 4 June 2007
:::Yeah, shut up, kid! (Translation: I'm cool with Thnikkaman.) --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:57, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 25]] (Jun 18-24) ===
If we're going to keep featuring a CV each month this year, then let's feature [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] this week. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:08, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:Yeh, it's got good writing, an okay length. If there aren't any oppositions... {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:20, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
::I couls not see that happening. I don't picture Old-Timey characters as featured articles. I suggest [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]. I'm pretty suprised that's not a FA. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:00, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
:::[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 19|No reason we can't feature Old-Timey characters.]] I'd say go with it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:04, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
::::I know that was a FA. I'm just think we should save Old-Timey Strong Bad for another time. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes has been long waiting for it to be a FA. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
'''[[The Paper]]'''. The time hath cometh. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:38, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
:Already been done. Let's not repeat ourselves before we have to. Which we probably never will. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:30, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
::We already featured [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 23|2]] [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 24|characters]]. That's why I don't think Old-Timey characters, or any characters should be featured until 2 weeks. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 14:48, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
:::Last year we featured at least one character each month. I don't see what's wrong with doing that again. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 19:30, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
::::In the interests of having the featured article ready on time, I suggest we go with Old-Timey Strong Bad. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Neither BHAS nor Teh Th are exactly characters in any normal sense of the word, so I don't have a problem with featuring OTSB. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:56, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 26]] (Jun 24-Jul 1) ===
I vote for [[Swimming Pool]]. A nice, Summer-themed article. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:08, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:Long, pretty good writing, sure. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:20, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
::I like the idea as well. Does my opinion still count? Been awhile. lol. {{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 08:56, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 27]] (Jul 2-8) ===
Let's honor our Founding Fathers and feature [[Happy Fireworks]]. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:08, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:I always hate toon FAs. But, the only other things I could find were either too short or had bad writing. So, I'll live. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:20, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
::Why do you hate them? The toons are the biggest part of Homestar Runner, after all. The only problem I see with them is that it's kinda hard to write a good summary of the toon that will go on the Main Page. But if the toon is relevant to the week it's being featured in, I usually have no problem with having it as a featured article. That being said, I think Happy Fireworks is too short of a toon to be featured. With longer toons, the summary is easier to write because there's a lot to write about, but with shorter toons, there's not really much to explain, which makes a summary hard to write. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 02:37, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:::OK... how about [[Dangeresque (film series)]]? I've always wanted to see that featured. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]]
::::I'd still go with Happy Fireworks. It is a bit short, but I still think a good summary could be made. It'll take a good three sentences just to explain cardboard Marzipan. We had actually planned to feature that article last year and somehow we [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki:Featured_Article_Selection/Discussion_Archive_2006_Weeks_21-30#HRWiki:Featured_article_for_2006.2C_week_28_.28Jul_10-16.29 got off by one week]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:29, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Said above, if it is relevant to the week, it is a good idea to have it. Just like when sbemail172 had comeout, Montage was the featured toon. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 15:11, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
I'll write a (good?) summary for Happy Fireworks unless someone wants to stop me now and do something else better. By the way, please [[Happy Fireworks|fix it]]. Make all the fun facts nice. Put them in order too. Make sure the transcript looks pretty too. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
:Sorry BJ, I was already working on the summary and I didn't know you had posted that until I just now looked in Recent changes. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:16, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
::That's okay; I didn't get very far. Our first sentence is nearly identical. I'll just add the stuff that I wanted to add. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:18, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 28]] (Jul 9-15) ===
Some Summer-themed ideas: [[Weclome Back]], [[keep cool]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], [[suntan]], [[vacation]], [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots]]. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]]
:This might not work out, but what about we have all those toons and write a featured article each day. Start with Weclome Back, keep cool, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, suntan, vacation, Strong Bad's Vacation Spots and maybe add [[Summer Short Shorts]]. And if daily featured articles don't work, how about each one weekly. Anybody agree? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 5:16, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
::Then again, if we're going to feature [[Happy Fireworks]] the week before, then I say we feature [[Dangeresque (film series)]] this week. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:43, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::I'm up for that. Any objections? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:22, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
::::I have an idea. How about [[Atari 2600]]. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 21:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Danger-skew ''[sic]'' sounds cool to me. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:42, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
I say we nominate the Baby Lady to refer to the message that we have right now. --[[User:Connor|Connor]] 06:34, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29]] (Jul 16-22) ===
[[Kiddie Pool]], maybe? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 21:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
:Definitely not big enough. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:30, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
::Note also that not everything has to be summer-themed. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:23, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::How 'bout [[some kinda robot]]? It's the very first Strong Bad Email, it introduces the Tandy, and it reveals that Strong Bad has a mask for a face and not a mask on his face. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:41, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
::::It's so brief, though. I think it'd be a good idea to feature that, but maybe sometime when we can do a set of weeklies including several moldy oldie emails. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:57, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::[[some kinda robot]], [[homsar]], [[i love you]], and [[i rule]] would be good ones to use for that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 07:00, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
::::::Plus [[spring cleaning]] and possibly [[tape-leg]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:01, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::::What do people think about going ahead and doing an early-sbemailathlon this week? Or should we wait on this until later? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:00, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
::::::::I like the idea a lot. Also, [[trevor the vampire]] is a good candidate. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:02, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::I think we should do a week of daily features. How about we use DNA evidence? We could do the [[strong badathlon|6]] [[unnatural|emails]] [[the movies|of]] [[your funeral|the]] [[from work|running]] [[rough copy|gag]], then the [[DNA Evidence|toon]]. Sound good? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:09, 4 June 2007
::::::::::I still think old emails is the way to go. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:16, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 1]] ====
[[some kinda robot]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 2]] ====
[[homsar]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 3]] ====
[[i love you]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 4]] ====
[[i rule]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 5]] ====
[[spring cleaning]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 6]] ====
[[tape-leg]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
==== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 29, day 7]] ====
[[trevor the vampire]]? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:40, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
:I was thinking something like [[band names]], or something. Introduced [[Limozeen]] and others, y'know. I was picking out some older emails that introduced important concepts/characters/stuff to the H*R universe. [[Homsar]] in [[homsar]], [[Strong Badia]] in [[i rule]], and so on. Yes? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:44, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
::Are all these featured sbemails going to be older emails that introduced important stuff? {{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 09:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
:::That would seem to be the general idea. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 09:20, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
::::I say either [[duck pond]] or [[superhero name]]. Duck Pond introduced [[Videlectrix]] and Superhero Name introduced [[Strong Badman]]. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 17:54, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

=== [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2007, week 30]] (Jul 23-29) ===
I'm game for '''[[alternate universe]]''' this week or next. It needs to be featured in my opinion. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:18, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:<s>I think we should do a week of daily features. How about the [[strong badathlon|6]] [[unnatural|emails]] [[the movies|of]] [[your funeral|the]] [[from work|running]] [[rough copy|gag]], then the [[DNA Evidence|toon]]. Sound good? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 19:09, 4 June 2007</s>
::Lemme point you to the week above: there's currently a discussion about doing dailies up there. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:11, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
:::[[alternate universe]] is good and probably deserves to be featured, but not this week if we're going to do the early sbemails the week before. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:19, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
::::Good call Heimi, seven e-mails is good enough for a span of probably more than a month. If we're going through with the above, why don't we do [[Double Deuce|Douuuuuuuuuuuuuuuble Deuce?]] --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:36, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Seems like a reasonable idea to me. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:55, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
::::::Sure, okay length, good writing, all that jazz. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:22, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

==General Discussion==
===Daily Featured Blocks (On Occasion)===
In order to make daily featured articles, create pages like:

*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 0]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 1]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 2]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 3]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 4]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 5]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 6]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 51, day 0]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 51, day 1]]</nowiki>

HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations

Connor — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:33:11 GMT

Connor: The baby lady should be nominated due to the message of the baby break.

This page is used to nominate articles you think should be featured on the [[Main Page]]. Feel free to add your nominations below in alphabetical order, but please check the [[HRWiki:Featured articles|Featured articles]] page to be sure the article hasn't already been added. Discussion concerning which articles to feature takes place at [[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|Featured Article Selection]].

Previously featured articles are in bold.

*[[-'d]]
*'''[[1-Up]]'''
*'''[[20X6]]'''
*[[A. Chimendez]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*'''[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]'''
*[[Analysis of Homsar%27s Speech Patterns]]
*[[April Fool's 2006]]
*[[Arrow'd Guy]]
*'''[[Audition with Marzipan]]'''
*[[Baby Lady]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Bear holding a Shark]]
*[[The Beatles]]
*[[Because It's Midnite]]
*[[Big Knives]]
*[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Block]]
*'''[[Blue Laser]]'''
*'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''
*'''[[Bobby Blackwolf Interview - 5 Sep 2005]]'''
*[[Bookazon.com]]
*[[Bowler Hats]]
*[[Bread]]
*[[Breakfast Cereal]]
*'''[[Bubs]]'''
*'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''
*'''[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]'''
*[[Butt-Patting]]
*[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Carol]]
*[[Castlefunnies]]
*[[Chad Eikhoff]]
*[[Character Evolution]]
*'''[[Character Videos]]'''
*[[Characters' Contacts]]

*'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''
*'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*[[Cherry Greg]]
*'''[[Coach Z]]'''
*'''[[Cold One]]'''
*'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*[[Concoctions]]
*'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''
*'''[[Cool Things]]'''
*[[Corpy NT6]]
*[[Couch Mumbling]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*'''[[Crap]]'''
*[[Crapfully Yours]]
*'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''
*[[Cross-dressing]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]]
*[[Dan]]
*'''[[Dancin' Bubs]]'''
*[[Dangeresque (film series)]]
*'''[[DaVinci's Notebook]]'''
*'''[[Decemberween]]'''
*'''[[DELETED]]'''
*[[DNA Evidence (running gag)]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Donnie Chapman]]
*[[Double Deuce]]
*[[Doug the Dino]]
*'''[[Downloads]]'''
*[[Drive-Thru Whale]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Duck Guardian 2]]
*[[Ducks]]
*[[Duct Tape]]
*[[Dullard]]
*[[Eh! Steve!]]
*'''[[Email]]'''
*[[Email Processing Room]]
*'''[[Everything Else]]'''
*'''[[Experimental Film]]'''
*[[Explosions]]
*'''[[Fall Float Parade]]'''
*'''[[Fan Stuff]]'''
*[[Fat Bluebird]]
*'''[[Fhqwhgads]]'''
*[[First Time Here?]]
*'''[[Flash Store]]'''
*'''[[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006]]'''
*'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''
*[[Fluffy Puff]]
*[[Fonts]]
*'''[[Fortune Cookies]]'''
*'''[[Fourth Wall Breaks]]'''
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*'''[[Free Country, USA]]'''
*'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation]]'''
*[[Gavin]]
*[[Gooblies]]
*[[Grape-Nuts Robot]]
*[[Gremlin]]
*[[Grumblecakes]]
*[[Guns]]
*'''[[Hairstyle Runner]]'''
*'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
*'''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]'''
*'''[[Hallrunner]]'''
*'''[[Happy Fireworks]]'''
*[[Happy Hallow-day]]
*[[Hanging Objects]]
*[[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*[[Heavy Lourde]]
*'''[[Holidays]]'''
*'''[[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)]]'''
*[[Homestar Runner universe]]
*[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Jr.]]
*'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Quiz]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Talker]]'''
*'''[[Homestarmy]]'''
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
*'''[[Homsar]]'''
*'''[[House of the Brothers Strong]]'''
*'''[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]]'''
*[[Hyperactive Strong Sad]]
*[[Ice Cream]]
*[[If I Ran the Camera]]
*[[Impersonations of other characters]]
*'''[[Integral Article]]'''
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Kevin]]
*[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
*[[Kicking The Cheat]]
*[[King of Town's Castle]]
*[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*'''[[Lack of Visible Arms]]'''
*'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*[[Lappynapped!]]
*'''[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]'''
*'''[[Limozeen]]'''
*[[Litigation Jackson]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]
*[[Maggot Man]]
*[[Main Page Glitches]]
*'''[[Main Pages]]'''
*[[Main Page 23]]
*[[Manolios Ugly One]]
*'''[[Marshie]]'''
*'''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]
*[[Mellow Mushroom]]
*[[Middle School Variation]]
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]'''
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]]
*[[Mountain Dew]]
*'''[[Museum]]'''
*[[Naked Ned]]
*[[Nebulon]]
*[[New Boots]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*[[No Loafing Sign]]
*[[Office Space]]
*'''[[Old-Timey]]'''
*'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*[[On Point Kings]]
*[[One Two, One Two]]
*'''[[Original Book]]'''
*'''[[Pan Pan]]'''
*[[Pants]]
*[[Peanuts]]
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''
*'''[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]'''
*[[Peasantry]]
*'''[[Physiology of The Cheat]]'''
*[[Pistols For Pandas]]
*'''[[Podstar Runner]]'''
*'''[[Pom Pom]]'''

*[[Population: Tire]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Potate]]
*'''[[Powered by The Cheat]]'''
*[[Prance]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]]
*'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
*'''[[Quote of the Week]]'''
*'''[[Random Toon]]'''
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[References To Icons (Halloween Costumes)]]
*'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''
*[[Rejected Costumes]]
*[[Rhino Feeder]]
*[[Rock Opera Context]]
*[[Rock Opera Visuals]]
*[[Russ T]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]]
*'''[[Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005]]'''
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]'''
*'''[[Secret Pages]]'''
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Señor]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
*[[Sightings]]
*'''[[Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (museum)]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (video)]]'''
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Soapbox]]
*[[So and So]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Sterrance]]
*[[Sticklyman]]
*'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]
*[[Stop Sign]]
*'''[[Store]]'''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]]
*'''[[Strong Bad]]'''

*[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*'''[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Lore]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Smiling]]
*[[Strong Bad's Basement]]
*[[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]
*'''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]'''
*[[Strong Bad's Technology]]
*[[Strong Bad's Website]]
*'''[[Strong Badia]]'''
*[[Strong Badia National Anthem]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*'''[[Strong Libs]]'''
*'''[[Strong Mad]]'''
*[[Strong Mad's Room]]
*'''[[Strong Sad]]'''
*[[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]]
*[[Strong Sad Smiling]]
*'''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]'''
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
*'''[[Swimming Pool]]'''
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]
*'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*'''[[Tangerine Dreams]]'''
*[[Tape leg]]
*[[Tee Bee]]
*[[Teenage Variation]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]'''
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]
*'''[[That Time of Year]]'''
*[[The Athletic Field]]
*[[The Battle of Strong Badia]]
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
*'''[[The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[The Cheat]]'''
*[[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
*[[The Field]]
*'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''
*'''[[The Homestar Runner]]'''
*[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
*'''[[The King of Town]]'''
*[[The King of Town's Grill]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[The Luau]]
*'''[[The Office]]'''
*'''[[The Paper]]'''
*'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''
*[[The Reddest Radish]]
*[[The Show]]
*[[The Stick]]
*[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[The Virus]]
*[[The Wheelchair]]
*'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*'''[[Thnikkaman]]'''
*'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''
*[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
*[[Tompkins]]
*[[Trogador]]
*'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''
*[[TV Shows]]
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu]]'''
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*'''[[Videlectrix]]'''
*[[Viidelectrix]]
*[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''
*[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]
*'''[[What are you supposed to be?]]'''
*[[Whatsit]]
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*'''[[Ye Flask]]'''
*'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''
*[[Zubs and Coach B]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[12:00]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[50 emails]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[alternate universe]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[animal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[army]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[best thing]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[bottom 10]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[caffeine]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[candy product]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[cliffhangers]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[crying]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[current status]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[death metal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[different town]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[disconnected]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[do over]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[dragon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[english paper]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[flashback]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[for kids]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[garage sale]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[ghosts]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[gimmicks]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[guitar]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[highschool]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[homsar]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[invisibility]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[japanese cartoon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[kids' book]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[labor day]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[lady fan]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[lunch special]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[modeling]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[monster truck]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[montage]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[narrator]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[personal favorites]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[retirement]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[road trip]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[rock opera]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sibbie]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sisters]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[suntan]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[stunt double]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[tape-leg]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[techno]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[theme park]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[the paper]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[vacation]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[video games]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[virus]]'''

[[Category:Featured article maintenance|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Strong Mad Smiling

Connor — Tue, 22 May 2007 15:06:16 GMT

Connor: Typo

As his name implies, [[Strong Mad]] is usually quite aggressive. Nonetheless, he has occasionally '''smiled'''.

==Appearances==
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]]: Hugging [[The Cheat]] on the fourth cover of TV Time.
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]: Tells the viewers he likes The Cheat.
*[[A Mother's Day Message]]: Along with [[Homestar Runner]], The Cheat and [[Pom Pom]], ridicules [[Strong Bad]]'s silly costume.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]: Along with Strong Bad and The Cheat, ridicules [[Coach Z]] for not being able to say the word "job".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]: Smiles before running to fetch a keg of [[Melonade]] to drop on Strong Bad, and also while slamming down on him (though his eyes are slanted angrily, making him look sly).
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]: He smiles while watching The Cheat open his Decemberween present, which [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|blows up in his face]].
*Email [[helium]]: Listens to Strong Bad sing a song in a high voice.
*Email [[labor day]]: When [[Strong Sad]] makes a joke about Strong Bad's invitation being DELETED, Strong Mad laughs.
*Email [[local news]]: When being introduced on Action News 5 as the "Sportscarster".
*[[Experimental Film]]: When doing the "ooh, ah, ooh side swipe" dance
*Email [[extra plug]]: Watches a picture of [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]]'s head taped to the TV with Strong Sad and The Cheat in the [[Strong Bad's Basement|basement]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]: Comments on [[Bubs]]'s stand-up comedy beside his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]: Comments on his Decemberween present, [[Tony Stony]].
*Email [[do over]]: When Homestar Runner tells him that he's The Cheat.
*Email [[record book]]: Displays his record in Strong Bad's [[Count Longardeaux's Book|book]].
*Email [[narrator]]: Strong Mad grins when Strong Bad introduces him as "Lugnut".
*Email [[keep cool]]: He grins when they learn it's time to go to the pool. He also smiles while doing a cannonball into the pool.
*Email [[theme song]]: While Strong Mad and Strong Sad are dancing during the first theme song, he is smiling. Also, in the second theme song there is a picture of Strong Mad smiling.
*Email [[more armies]]: Strong Mad is seen in [[Strong Bad's Basement]], smiling with two basketballs in his singlet.

==Screenshots of Strong Mad Smiling==
<gallery>
Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|The Next Bosom Buddies?
Image:Strong mad smiling 4.PNG|Laughing at Strong Bad.
Image:Strong mad smiling 5.PNG|"Welcome to the High-Voice crew..."
Image:Strong mad smiling 1.PNG|Watching Andy Griffith's head
Image:smlaughhween.png|"And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!"
Image:StrongMadGreenSweater.png|"I love you, Tony Stony!"
Image:Strong mad smiling 2.PNG|"I'm The Cheat! I'm not from school!"
Image:Smrecord.png|Just one!
Image:Strong mad smiling 3.PNG|In ''Lugnut and Squeak''
Image:SMSmiling.png|Let's play "Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!"
Image:Smsmile.PNG|In theme song
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Strong Bad Smiling]]
*[[Strong Sad Smiling]]
*[[The Cheat Smiling]]

[[Category:Lists]]

Strong Mad Smiling

Connor — Tue, 22 May 2007 05:02:36 GMT

Connor: more armies

As his name implies, [[Strong Mad]] is usually quite aggressive. Nonetheless, he has occasionally '''smiled'''.

==Appearances==
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]]: Hugging [[The Cheat]] on the fourth cover of TV Time.
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]: Tells the viewers he likes The Cheat.
*[[A Mother's Day Message]]: Along with [[Homestar Runner]], The Cheat and [[Pom Pom]], ridicules [[Strong Bad]]'s silly costume.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]: Along with Strong Bad and The Cheat, ridicules [[Coach Z]] for not being able to say the word "job".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]: Smiles before running to fetch a keg of [[Melonade]] to drop on Strong Bad, and also while slamming down on him (though his eyes are slanted angrily, making him look sly).
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]: He smiles while watching The Cheat open his Decemberween present, which [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|blows up in his face]].
*Email [[helium]]: Listens to Strong Bad sing a song in a high voice.
*Email [[labor day]]: When [[Strong Sad]] makes a joke about Strong Bad's invitation being DELETED, Strong Mad laughs.
*Email [[local news]]: When being introduced on Action News 5 as the "Sportscarster".
*[[Experimental Film]]: When doing the "ooh, ah, ooh side swipe" dance
*Email [[extra plug]]: Watches a picture of [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]]'s head taped to the TV with Strong Sad and The Cheat in the [[Strong Bad's Basement|basement]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]: Comments on [[Bubs]]'s stand-up comedy beside his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]: Comments on his Decemberween present, [[Tony Stony]].
*Email [[do over]]: When Homestar Runner tells him that he's The Cheat.
*Email [[record book]]: Displays his record in Strong Bad's [[Count Longardeaux's Book|book]].
*Email [[narrator]]: Strong Mad grins when Strong Bad introduces him as "Lugnut".
*Email [[keep cool]]: He grins when they learn it's time to go to the pool. He also smiles while doing a cannonball into the pool.
*Email [[theme song]]: While Strong Mad and Strong Sad are dancing during the first theme song, he is smiling. Also, in the second theme song there is a picture of Strong Mad smiling.
*Email [[more armies]]: Strong Mad is seen in the [[Strong Bad's Basement]], smiling with two basketballs in his singlet.

==Screenshots of Strong Mad Smiling==
<gallery>
Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|The Next Bosom Buddies?
Image:Strong mad smiling 4.PNG|Laughing at Strong Bad.
Image:Strong mad smiling 5.PNG|"Welcome to the High-Voice crew..."
Image:Strong mad smiling 1.PNG|Watching Andy Griffith's head
Image:smlaughhween.png|"And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!"
Image:StrongMadGreenSweater.png|"I love you, Tony Stony!"
Image:Strong mad smiling 2.PNG|"I'm The Cheat! I'm not from school!"
Image:Smrecord.png|Just one!
Image:Strong mad smiling 3.PNG|In ''Lugnut and Squeak''
Image:SMSmiling.png|Let's play "Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!"
Image:Smsmile.PNG|In theme song
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Strong Bad Smiling]]
*[[Strong Sad Smiling]]
*[[The Cheat Smiling]]

[[Category:Lists]]