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50 emails

DNA Evidence — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:00:50 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Trivia */ Clarified number three. ringin.wav is not included in Windows Vista.

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[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|"Hey, Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot."]]

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, November 11, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:45

'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #1 
Dear strong bad, 
Can you please write a book about 
come-back jokes! 
Mike 
Canada</blockquote>

''{read as a question despite the exclaimation mark}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #2 
Dear Stong Bad, 
what are some cool ways to spell 
different words? example, fat = phat 
 
matt</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MATT!!</blockquote>

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #3 
Strong Bad, 
What is your favorite leg? 
 
Jess and Tiff 
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
''{He stops at "Jess and Tiff."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back.

''{He walks offscreen and answers the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen)'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?

''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot. Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it.

''{Homestar sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Oh, another one!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Email #4 
Dear Strong Bad 
How do you type with gloves on 
your hands? 
 
Scott 
Surrey BC Canada</blockquote>

''{Homestar does not read the signature.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, even ''I'' know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha—? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?

''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.

''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word?

''{He types in "da cheated" and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue "Flagrant System Error" screen comes up. It reads:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!

''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails.

''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled "This is real." It says "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Strong Bad reads the message}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just— Wait a minute! ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!? The paper?! This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!

''{Strong Bad swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...

''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a "50" candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Comeback.PNG|thumb|More like, ''YOU'' write a book about comeback jokes, ''NERD!!'']]
*When Strong Bad types the word "book," you can click on it and bring up a picture of [[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!|Strong Bad's idea]] of this book.
*At the end, click on the "50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]" to see an [[Old-Timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.
:''{A title screen reading "Strong Bad and The Electronic Message" appears. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad reading a telegram. A "[[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]]" sign can be seen in the background.}''
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000">Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst 
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop 

signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth </blockquote>
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me. ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When Old-Timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a "carpetbagger." A [[Wikipedia:carpetbagger|carpetbagger]] is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'll leave the key under the at-may," he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. "At-may" would mean "mat."

===Trivia===
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad checking more than one email]].
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!" which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.
*The phone ringing sound effect is "ringin.wav", from the Microsoft system sounds included in Windows 95 through Windows XP.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#tongue of the fatman|tongue of the fatman]]".
*The date on the telegram is "11th/x4/29..".
*This is the first email in which we see the "DELETED" screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Remarks===
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a "TV [that] has words on it," yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.
*The telegram received by Old-Timey Strong Bad has an incomplete [[Wikipedia:Boolean algebra|boolean]] [[Wikipedia:truth table|truth table]] in the upper right corner.
*In the Easter egg, Old-Timey Strong Bad fails to end his telegram with a 'stop'.
*You can't click The Paper when it first comes down.
*On most DOS versions it is impossible to have filenames on both the left and right side of the screen.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is talking while reading/answering an email, his lips' movements and the movements in the reflection are not in sync.
*Telegrams are always typed in upper case. They also never use any punctuation, hence the word STOP at the end of each sentence.
*When Homestar types in "da cheated," it is typed in on the left. However, one would expect the entry to be in the right column, as there are already an odd number of attempts.
*Three different shades of blue were used for the system error screen (each of which were a different shade from the "MATT" screen). The color changes from a bright blue to a duller blue as Strong Bad is sitting back down.

===Glitches===
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.
*When Strong Bad says "Matt" while typing "DELETED", his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.
*When you adjust the contrast on the "Flagrant System Error" screen, the text changes color rather than the background.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, "Ready? Go!" This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.
*When he responds to Email #3 ("What is your favorite leg?"), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.
*The phrase "The system is down" is from [[techno]].
*This is another occurrence of two running gags, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]] and [[DELETED]].
*Right before Strong Bad hangs up the phone, you can see it is [[Disconnected Telephones|not connected to anything]].
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
*This is another instance of [[Stong Bad]].

===Real-World References===
*The blue "Flagrant System Error" screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|Blue screen of death]].
*In the Old-Timey Strong Bad Easter egg, Strong Bad ends his emails with the word "stop". Back when telegrams were used, most people used "stop" instead of a period, due to the fact that punctuation (such as a period) was more expensive than four letters.

===Fast Forward===
*"Diggity", one of Homestar's attempts at "DELETED" (see below), appears in Strong Bad's deletion song in [[unused emails]] and [[car]].
*"De la soul", another attempt to say "DELETED", is sung by BrainKreig in the email [[death metal]].
*The "Flagrant System Error" screen appears again in [[virus]] and (as "Flamboyant System Error") in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
*The fake Windows system report appears again in [[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], and on [[Main Page 22]].
*Homestar would eventually say "DELETED" correctly in [[retirement]], when he helps Strong Bad delete an email harder than ever before.
*When [[Strong Bad]] is on the phone, he may be talking about poachers offering money for his [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] "[[Soolnds|elephant feet]]". He mentioned this in [[modeling]].

===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;width:150px">
a> BALEETED! 
a> DELTEATED! 
a> Del Taco? 
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">
<table class="emaillinks" style="color:#fff;background:none;width:100%">
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
a> freaky D'td 
a> chadeated 
a> deedleated 
a> meathead? 
a> dltd 
a> duh lee ted 
a> teeteeted 
a> [[bubs]] 
a> diddley dee 
a> repeated 
a> 733t3d 
a> 3-D movie 
a> del monte 
a> ddddddd 
a> [[The Cheat|da cheated]] 
a> diggity 
a> beefeated 
a> stupid word 
a> believe it 
a> received it 
a> stratego 
a> 3TDted 
a> seabed 
a> whitebread 
a> open sesame 
a> marie 
a> hello 
a> de la soul 
a> geleted 
a> feeted 
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>
[[Image:Stupid word.png|thumb|300px|"What is that stupid word?"]]
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others:
**'del monte' — An American [http://www.delmonte.com/ produce company].
**'beefeated' — The [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]] are popularly known as Beefeaters. Beefeater is also a widely available brand of gin.
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']]. This may be a further reference to the 1937 Popeye cartoon [[Wikipedia:Popeye_the_Sailor_Meets_Ali_Baba's_Forty_Thieves|Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves]]. In it, Popeye fails to remember the magic words 'open sesame', instead trying a series of similar words and phrases to no avail.
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 debut album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|"3 Feet High and Rising"]]. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list.
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]], a variation of language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say "leeted," it actually says "teeted."
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a fast food chain that sells American and Mexican food.
**'whitebread'- Another example of Homestar's [[Bread|bread obsession]].


==DVD Version==
*The "Comeback joke book" Easter egg is disabled.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch "50 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for "50 emails"]]
*[[HR:homester.html|BALEETED]] sound can be downloaded in "System Sounds Pack" at the downloads section.
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Talk:the paper

DNA Evidence — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:45:42 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Page for the new Paper? */

== Video Game Endings ==

That video game theme sounds very familiar... Moreso even than the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] theme... Where from? What do the expoits say? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 10:49, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
: I think it's from [[Population: Tire]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 10:50, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

== Lil Stong Buh Shirt ==

he's wearing a devil duckie t-shirt. We should have a page of all his t-shirts. Also, When the paper burns up, the ash says "bye now".
:[[Character_Variations_Other_Costumes#Youthful_Characters|There is]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:24, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

== Inkjet Printers ==

The printer's new ink cartridge isn't working properly yet. As evidenced by the discolouration on the @ key and the horizontal lines throughout the printout. I'm not sure if it should be remarked or not. [[User:Stribbs|Stribbs]] 12:52, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

== the paper as a character ==

In this email at the very least the paper should probably be on the cast list. - [[User:Quolnok|Quolnok]] 13:16, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Talk:the paper

DNA Evidence — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:42:37 GMT

DNA Evidence: /**/Page for the new Paper?

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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:39:29 GMT

DNA Evidence: Added STUFF:flashback

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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:31:38 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Fun Facts */ STUFF'd a fun fact

{{sbenav|100|link=sbemailahundred.html}}

[[Image:sbemailahundred.png|thumb|300px|Puttin' their weight on it.]]

In the long-anticipated 100th email, Jon from NH asks Strong Bad how long he has known Homestar Runner. The answer is too big to be shown in anything but...WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[The Prince of Town]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Moon]], [[The Sweet Sweet Rainbow Bridge]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter egg), [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 16, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 5:01

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{shouting}'' ONE TWO THREE FOUR—

''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'', EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}'', EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'' AND EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}''! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL ''{"grrrl"}''...uh!

''{Starts reading the email, however, the text is in the style of Tandy, and it is in fact the [[some_kinda_robot|very first e-mail]] he ever did.}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "before you go to".}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ...dajede...wait a minute! ''{hits Compy, the text fixes itself to be a new email}'' There we go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey there, Strong Bad! 
I was wondering. How long have you 
known Homestar? Is there some sort of 
flashback that could describe how 
and when you guys met? 
Your Fan, 
Jon, NH</blockquote>

''{Instead of "New Hampshire," Strong Bad says "No Hamsters."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, I got flashbacks alright, Jon. I'm like, Discount Flashback Warehouse over here. But this particular flashback has way too much historical significance to be shown in anything but WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN. Left side: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

''{As he says this with a resonating noise, the left side of the screen expands out. The camera then cuts out to a wide shot. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Right side: WOOOOOAHH—

''{the right side of the screen starts to expand, then abruptly bounces out to its full extent, revealing Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-uh, what are you doin' over there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, I'm pretty much here every week. It's just that usually I'm behind the black.

'''STRONG BAD''': Guess I should start...lookin' to the right more often.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': In fact, I think I might live here.

'''STRONG BAD''': I don't think so. If you lived here, you'd have less non-broken bones. And more crushed spirits.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{leaning forward}'' Yes, sir.

'''STRONG BAD''': Frame shift left! WOOOOOAAHHH!

''{The screen starts shifting left to get Homestar out of the shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': See ya after the flashback!

''{We go to a picture of Strong Bad on the moon with a tennis racket. The drawing is in the style of the original children's book, though the characters have limited animation. Strong Bad narrates the story but doesn't read everything—text that he doesn't read is included in this transcript in parentheses. Also, character voices are imitated and are denoted in brackets.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{narrating}'' Strong Bad meets the Homestar Runner.

''{The page turns to a picture of just Strong Bad.}''

Everyone loves Strong Bad. He is an okay guy.

''{The page turns to a picture of Strong Bad and Coach Z playing tennis on the moon.}''

One day Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the moon with his pal, the Coach Z. He won 1,000,000 to 3. ''{Strong Bad}'' "You see, 3 is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. ''{Coach Z}'' "Ooooooh. Now I understand."

''{The page turns to Strong Bad and Coach Z flying down a rainbow from the moon to earth.}''

They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.

''{The page turns to Coach Z holding a towel and talking to Strong Bad.}''

''{Coach Z}'' "I'ma go shower up!" said the Coach Z. ''{Strong Bad}'' "Gross!" said Strong Bad. "Shut up!"

''{The page turns to see Strong Bad walking toward a giant pink egg with yellow spots.}''

Walking home, Strong Bad came upon a big ol' egg. "Waaaaaaaaagh!"

''{The page turns to a closer view of Strong Bad and the egg.}''

"I wonder what's inside," thought tiny-handed Strong Bad.

''{The page turns to see Homestar behind the egg wearing a yellow shirt with a [[duck]] on it.}''

''{Homestar}'' "Hello! How do you like my egg, Mr. Strong Bad?" said a voice from behind. ''{Strong Bad}'' "Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?" asked No-shirt. ''{Homestar}'' "I'm The Homestar Runner!" said the duckshirt. "Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."

''{The page turns to a closer view of the scene.}''

''{Strong Bad}'' "Well I folk say you're a terrific liar!" ''(said Strong Bad.)'' "This is plainly my egg." ''{The Prince of Town}'' "What's all the commotion about?"

''{The page zooms out, showing the Prince of Town looking at Strong Bad and Homestar.}''

...said the svelt, young Prince of Town. "And who's this weirdo in the duckie shirt?" ''{Homestar}'' "I'm The Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific ''(athlete!" said Duckshirt.)'' ''{Strong Bad}'' "Prancibald over here says this egg belongs to him, when I found it first."

''{Zoom in to a closeup of the Prince of Town.}''

''{The Prince of Town}'' "We'll settle this with a ten-step footrace."

''{The page turns to show a crowd of characters, including Mr. Bland and Señor from the original children's book. Everyone is watching Strong Bad and Homestar at the start line of a race.}''

And so they all gathered for a ten-step footrace. The slim and trim young Prince of Town explained the rules.

''{A piece of paper shows up reading: "Ten-step Footrace Official Rules. Rule One. Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner! Rule Two. No biting."}''

''{The Prince of Town}'' "Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner!"

''{The page turns to see Strong Bad and Homestar at the line and Marzipan giving the startoff.}''

''{Marzipan}'' "Ready-and-set-and-go-now." ''{they start running, with Homestar counting}'' ''{Homestar}'' "One, two, three, four, five, six..." ''{Strong Bad takes tiny steps and is way behind}'' ''{Strong Bad}'' "Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40"

''{The page turns to see silhouettes of everyone, and Homestar has reached the end.}''

''{Homestar}'' "Ten!"

''{The Prince of Town}'' "And the Duckie-man is the winner. Loser gets the egg."

''{The background music plays several confused notes, then the page turns to a closeup of Homestar, with Strong Bad and the egg in the background.}''

''{Homestar}'' "WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}" ''{Strong Bad}'' "Hooray a-for me!!"

''{The page turns to show Strong Mad holding the egg over his head while Strong Bad watches.}''

And so Strong Mad helped to break open the egg. ''{Strong Mad tosses the egg}''

''{Turn the page to see the egg broke and a bunch of fishsticks pour out.}''

And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!

''{The Cheat springs out of the egg, then the page turns to a closeup of The Cheat. Turn the page again to see Strong Bad and The Cheat with the egg in the background.}''

''{Strong Bad}'' "Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!"

''{The page turns again, showing everyone hanging out by a boombox.}''

And so, The Cheat mashed play on an extremely expensive jambox with high-speed dubbing and everybody put their weight on it! ''{The Cheat plays a remix of the [[Old_Intro|original intro]] music for H*R.com, and everyone dances.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad sitting at the stool, talking to Homestar, who's sitting on the floor listening to the tale.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one!

'''STRONG BAD''': Ohhhhh, very well. This one's called The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw!

''{Strong Bad pulls out a children's book of the same name. Compy beeps and turns blue with the caption "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails." and pixelated fireworks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—whoah! Would ya look at that! 100 emails. I had no idea! I lost count around 51. Well, I suppose I should do something to celebrate... uh... ooh! I'll say email 100 times! Email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email...

''{As Strong Bad continues, [[The Paper]] comes down}''


'''STRONG BAD:''' ...email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email eMAIL-a email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email-mail-nahduhluh email email email email e-meh-meh-meh-meh-mail email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email email-mail email email email email email email email EMAIL! ''{takes a big breath}'' Ooh. I'm pa— I'm parched. ''{wheezes}'' I need a glass of water.

''{A pixelated glass of water appears onscreen.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:The homestar runner gets something stuck in his craw.PNG|thumb|A children's book by Mike and Craig]]
*When Strong Bad pulls out the book "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw," you can click on it to get a closer look.

*After Strong Bad says "Email" 100 times, you can click on the words:
**"Congratulations!" for a message from [[Limozeen]].
::'''LIMOZEEN:''' Congratulations Strong Bad on your 100th email!
::''{slight pause}''
::'''LARRY:''' We're from the band Limozeen!
::'''PERRY:''' Uh, I think it says that at the top of the screen, Larry.
::'''LARRY:''' Well, I didn't know that!
::''{The band members strike various poses and the frame freezes, as the central riff from "Because It's Midnite" plays.}''

:*click on "you" to see Homestar deliver his message.
::''{Homestar is standing in the field, wearing the Duckie Shirt.}''
::'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!

:*click on "have" to see a funny message from Marzipan.
::''{Marzipan is standing in her house near her answering machine.}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Whoo-hoo, Strong Bad, whoo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.

:*click on "answered" to see Senor Cardgage say some stuff.
::''{Senor Cardgage is standing in The Field near his bush.}''
::'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Many combolations, Elizagerth! ''{holds up a sign reading "combolations, elizagerth," and puts it back down, then produces a melty candy bar from behind his back}'' I hope you get all my... particles.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off screen}'' Man, so cool!

:*click on "100" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad making a telegram. His "doppelgänger" or "copy" is present-day Strong Bad.
::''{Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing next to a telegraph machine. Half of his mustache has been ripped off, and he is holding a envelope that looks like it contains the missing half of the mustache. The "[[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]]" sign hangs on the wall.}''
::'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{operating the telegraph}'' Well done, my doppelgänger! Stop! By the time you read this telegrammaparcel, I'll be long dead! Stop! Therefore, I've enclosed half of my mustache herein. Stop! I bid you good tidings, and may you continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!

*Also, clicking in the 2 areas where the fireworks go off will bring you to two other shorts.
**The firework on the left takes you to a TV ad for [[Discount Flashback Warehouse]].
::''{cut to Strong Bad's basement with the Television. Strong Bad's face appears on it}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mumbling voice}'' Come on down to Discount Flashback Warehouse.
::''{Discount Flashback Warehouse text appears, then disappears. Cut back so we can see Strong Bad's body}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I've got this season. ''{He gestures to the left, where a screen from "different town" appears.}'' Last season. ''{He gestures to the right where a screen from "band names" appears.}'' Even stuff I've just made up! ''{The screenshots disappear and "just made up!!" appears as he says it.}''
::''{Cuts to just his head again, next to text reading "These prices: $9 $6.53."}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How can I make these prices any lower?
::''{Cut to Strong Bad standing beneath yellow text that reads "Discount Flashback Warehouse."}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Just ask for me, the guy that works here ''{very quietly, trailing off}'' at the flashback place.

:*The firework on the right shows you what became of the lifetime supply of fishsticks.
::''{Cut to the field back in the flashback. The Prince of Town is standing near the broken-open egg.}''
::'''THE PRINCE OF TOWN:''' Will no one claim this lifetime supply of fishsticks?
::''{Prince of Town does an over-the-top look left and right. This could also be a happy dance.}''

== Fun Facts ==
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===Explanations===
*To "stick in one's craw" is an [[Wikipedia:Idiom|idiom]] referring to a behavior or act that one can not tolerate. It originated as a literal statement, such as a stone being stuck in the [[Wikipedia:Crop (anatomy)|craw]] of a bird; the stone is impossible to swallow, or tolerate.
*High-speed [[Wikipedia:Dubbing (music)|dubbing]] is a feature of many dual-cassette [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boomboxes]] that enables the user to copy one [[Wikipedia:Compact Cassette|cassette tape]] to another at a higher speed than normal playback speed, albeit with less accuracy.

===Trivia===
*At 5 minutes in length, this was longest Strong Bad Email when it was released, and is the longest [[Compy 386]]-era email.
*The DVD commentary for this episode reveals several interesting facts—originally, it would have been animated in the normal style, and would have told a different story, until the Brothers Chaps decided to re-write it halfway through. Originally, story elements included Strong Bad wearing a star shirt, and Marzipan attempting to do something about Homestar's awful fashion sense (his [[duckie shirt]], and also in this version, a pair of sandals). She gets him a star shirt, and Strong Bad rips his own shirt off in protest, which is why nowadays, Strong Bad almost never wears a shirt.
*The email was assigned the URL of "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html," breaking the convention of the previous ninety-nine. This was done because of [[Not the 100th Email!!!]].
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Cave Quest|Cave Quest]]".
*This is the first time a character has mentioned [[Free Country, USA]].
*Strong Bad ''actually'' says the word "email" exactly 100 times.
*This is the debut of [[live action]] in the Homestar Runner universe.
*This email and [[retirement]] are tied for the most Easter eggs in any email to date, with eight. They're second on the site total, tied with [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. The toon with the most Easter eggs is [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] with ten.
*Old-Timey Strong Bad appearing with half a mustache was inspired by a waiter [[The Brothers Chaps]] once encountered who sported the same odd facial hair style.
*The [[font]] used on "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw" is Bauhaus 93, the same font used on [[Homsar]]'s shirt.

===Remarks===
*It is debatable whether the story in the book really "happened", since Strong Bad could be [[Strong Bad Lore|making it up]]. Homestar verifies the tale, but this may just be typical, dense Homestar behavior.
*Though the style of the artwork and the voice acting for most of the characters resembled closely that of the classic Homestar cartoons, Strong Bad in the flashback, for some reason, sounds nothing like the real Strong Bad from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] era cartoons. Old Strong Bad's manner of speaking was very loud and dramatic (almost overacted), and he had a strong Mexican accent. Tiny Handed Strong Bad in the flashback is just the opposite, speaking in a monotonic, mumbling fashion. It should be noted that the Strong Bad from Marshmallow's Last Stand era cartoons is not the same as the Strong Bad from the storybook era.
*When he reads the Tandy e-mail, his accent is more like it is in the old cartoons (most notably, he pronounces "you" as "joo" a few times).
* Strong Bad walks ten steps before he even crosses the starting line.
*Strong Bad couldn't have lost count at email 51 because in [[caffeine|Email #91]] the intro is "Coming in at number 91, it's, EMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL."
**Also, he knew that it was the 100th email because he confronted users trying to find the email before it was finished in [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*When the Compy said Strong Bad had answered 100 e-mails, that's not entirely true. He answered two in [[50 emails]], two more in [[2 emails]] (3 more if you count the email answered while the clip was in fast forward), and you could say he answered more than one in [[huttah!]] (although he didn't answer any in [[anything]] or [[mile]]). Depending on your definition of "answering" an email, he read extras in [[spring cleaning]] (although they were promptly deleted). In [[sisters]] he accidentally deleted one email, then responded to and accidentally saved a second. If you count by each toon being an e-mail, then he still answered in excess of 103 e-mails, since the three bonus e-mails on the DVD are presumably pre-100th. In addition, there is a "preview email" in the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] and never before seen emails in [[personal favorites]], but these could just be [[History according to Strong Bad|false history]]. So really, at the time of the hundredth e-mail, Strong Bad actually has answered more than 100 e-mails. The hundredth email was actually answered somewhere between Emails 83-94.
*If you look closely at Mary in the Limozeen Easter egg, you can see that he is wearing a [[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Strong Bad baseball cap]].
*The Old-Timey Strong Bad Easter egg contradicts [[That A Ghost]], in which Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache is depicted as having a skeletal structure. The Easter egg shows it as hair.
*In the Limozeen Easter egg, Gary and Mary seem to start reacting to Larry's line "We're from the band Limozeen!" before he finishes saying it.
*At times when we see the [[Computer Room]] zoomed out, we see that the legs on the left-hand side of the desk (our left) rest on an uncarpetted area, however in this email, when the screen shifts left, they are resting on carpet.
*Homestar sits down on the floor, but he does not seem to have a butt, as his legs bend up into his shirt.
**This was also seen in [[extra plug]].
*In the Easter egg, before she starts speaking, Marzipan's mouth looks like her [[Marzipan Evolution|third design's mouth]]. Once she begins talking it becomes the current style mouth again.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad says, "Keep up the pace, gotta break 4:40", there is no period at the end of the sentence.
*When Strong Mad breaks the [[egg]], it cracks, but we see nothing inside. Later, we see "the lifetime supply of fishsticks" that is inside the egg.
*When Homestar says "Read me another one. Another one!", the outline on his head moves.
*At the very end of the email, changing the contrast on the Compy does not affect the glass of water on the screen.
*"Svelt", as it is spelled in the book, is actually spelled as "svelte".

===Glitches===
*When Strong Bad shifts the screen left, the carpet appears to slide to the right, moving without the stool and the table.
*When Homestar looks down in sadness (before Strong Bad shifts himself to the left to start the flashback) the lining for his head pops out of his shirt.
*In the Prince of Town Easter egg, we hear a brief blip of Homestar's Easter egg right at the end. This is due to the fact that the gotoAndStop() command is being performed later than it should be.

===Inside References===
*The word "WEiRD" appearing at the beginning of the email is another instance of [[lowercase i's]] on the site.
*Strong Bad first uses "[[grrl]]" (seen here as grrrl) in [[i she be]]. The word is also used in the [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Menu]] and [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Old-style Marzipan, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad are from the [[Sketchbook (museum)|concept sketches]].
*Old-style Coach Z and Bubs are from "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]."
*This marks another instance of Homestar Runner being referred to as [[Prancing|prancy]].
*Present in the flashback are [[Mr. Bland]] and [[Señor]], who haven't been seen since [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
*This is another example of [[Mashing Go|Mashing Go/Play]].
*The [[Telebision|TV]] in the Discount Flashback Warehouse egg is from the old [[Telebision Toons Menu]].
*The two e-mails in the Discount Flashback Warehouse egg are [[different town]] and [[band names]].
*Senor Cardgage's use of the word "combolations" is a reference to the ending credits in [[japanese cartoon]].
*In the Senor Cardgage Easter egg, Strong Bad says "Man, so cool!" He previously said this in [[kind of cool]].
*In her Easter egg, Marzipan refers to her [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machine feature]] on the site.
**At the time this email was released, there were 10 answering machine versions.
*Coach Z goes to "[[Showering|shower up]]."

=== Real-World References ===
*The widescreen is 750×400 pixels, a perfect 1.85:1 [[Wikipedia:Aspect ratio (image)|aspect ratio]]. Normal toons are 550×400, or 1.375:1.
*"Put your weight on it!" was a famous line from the [[Wikipedia:Dolemite|Dolemite]] movie ''Disco Godfather.''
*The guitar Larry is holding in the Limozeen egg is the same guitar that Homestar Runner steals in [[Puppet Time]], a Hamer "Bat" spin-off of the more popular [[Wikipedia:Gibson Explorer|Gibson Explorer]] shape. The bass the other guy is holding is a [[Wikipedia:Fender|Fender]] Jazz-Bass.
**It may also be a [[Wikipedia:Jackson Kelly|Jackson KE3 Kelly]] model.
*The melty candy bar Senor Cardgage holds up near the end is a [[Zagnut bar]], which was also seen in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The theme song refers to [[Wikipedia:Riot Grrrl|riot grrrls]].

===Fast Forward===
*Prancibald appears as a trading card name in [[trading cards]].
*The duckie shirt makes an appearance in [[your funeral]].
*Widescreen would later be used in [[virus]]

== DVD Version ==
*The Limozeen video is now in fullscreen and much higher quality.
**In addition, you can use your DVD player's angle Button while watching the Limozeen clip to change the clip's background image. There are three separate backgrounds in all.
*Due to it being widescreen, the characters in this email look a little stretched out from top to bottom, unless you are watching it on a widescreen TV. Computer monitors seem to have this problem as well.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' The guitar just fell on the floor.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Ooh, I like this, uh, part. The song—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should make a full song of that. And I'll never forget the way it was, Mike. I thought— I wanted it to be this sort of nostalgic punk rock song, you know, 'cause, what if we decided after doing a hundred we weren't going to make anymore Strong Bad Emails? So I wanted it to kinda be like that.

'''MIKE:''' We decided to do more.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' At least twelve more as of this commen— as of the time of this commentary.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. So Abdi LaRue, uh, was our first, uh, the first email.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm, that's true.

'''MATT:''' Was he just a fan that we tal— that just emailed a lot early— in the early days?

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah. Yup.

'''MATT:''' Or— he or she, we don't really know— do we know the gender of Abdi LaRue? I always assumed it was a guy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah...?

'''MATT:''' Abdi, if you—

'''MIKE:''' I don't know any other Abdis, so—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' It's true. So this— we— a lot— a lot of gimmicks sort of in this one, visually. Uh, the widescreen thing...

'''MIKE:''' The song at the beginning. Cave Quest there—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' That— That—

'''MIKE:''' Home— White character.

'''MATT:''' A game Mike and I made, Cave Quest.

'''MIKE:''' On the Apple II...

'''MATT:''' C+

'''MIKE:''' C++

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Low-res graphics text interface—

'''MIKE:''' He threw a spear, at this dinosaur—

'''MATT:''' He threw a rock at one, to knock the spear out of the little dinosaur's mouth.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh. And it showed the animation of the rock falling against the, uh— across the screen.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So this is done in the style of the original children's book, uh, that [[Craig Zobel]], and I— myself made in 1996. Um, so these were the original— That drawing of Coach Z was done, like a couple of years later.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I like that little, like, that little lip, the little flair on the "Z" that used to exist—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Because like— 'Cause he was originally going to have hair like that, didn't he?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah he had like—

'''MATT:''' On like some early drawings you did, where it has a little "Z" hair sort of.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I like the way he walks, there. It looks good, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, man.

'''MATT:''' So this whole email, we got very far into this email and then completely rewrote it.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, if you watch the, um, Making of the Hundredth Email time-lapse which is on this DVD in the Bonus Features section—

'''MATT:''' Three disc set, Strong Bad Emails DVD!

'''MIKE:''' That's right. But anyway, if you watch, you can see me making graphics if you look closely of, like, Strong— of Homestar wearing sandals.

'''MATT:''' Yeah he's got the duckshirt on, but it's like regular graphics. It's—

'''MIKE:''' It's using the regular style, yeah. It's before we decided to do— and you can see, like, in the second day of the time-lapse, Matt's looking— like writing, and is pretty much rewriting the whole thing.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Um, there was lots of stuff about his duckshirt, like, originally, Marzipan gives him his star shirt.

'''MATT:''' Right. Er, we kinda overdid the origin of things.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Like, we were explaining—

'''MIKE:''' Because Strong Bad had a star shirt on, too, and he tore it off because he didn't want to wear one—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' —because Homestar had one too—

'''MATT:''' And he had never put a shirt on since then.

'''MIKE:''' And that was why— And that was why Strong Bad never wore a shirt again.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That's a good Marzipan mouth. ''{imitating Strong Bad}'' Augh!

'''MIKE:''' Do it, Strong Bad, do it!

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' That little silhouette— The yellow silhouetted thing is a staple of the Dennis the Menace comics.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That's right!

'''MIKE:''' Usually the third frame is the yellow silhouette.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' It's true.

'''MIKE:''' I love that.

'''MATT:''' And so in the Easter egg, the fishsticks do sort of explain why the King of Town is— is fat—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —and got this lifestyle.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that old Bubs! Lookin' good!

'''MATT:''' That's of course, uh, on the left side is, uh, Mr. Bland—

'''MIKE:''' —doing cartwheels. Then on the right is Senor— Señor.

'''MATT:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble is his full name. Now Strong Mad is great. And Strong Sad too, is— got little stubs for arms. I like how this is like— Homestar's so excited. ''{Mike laughs}'' He's sat down and is like crowded around the campfire. We should make that.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So, are we gonna do the commentary of him saying "email" a hundred times?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should talk over it anyway.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, what should we talk about? Maybe um...

'''MATT:''' Anything else about this email? This hundredth email? It was kind of a—

'''MIKE:''' It took three days to make—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was defin—

'''MIKE:''' Took a long time to make.

'''MATT:''' It's one of the longest ones. One of the biggest file size-wise.

'''MIKE:''' Um—

'''MATT:''' What did w— Oh, we had just met for the first time Jonathan Howe, the guy that programs all our games for us. We had just met him in person for the first time, and came down to visit, and then he left on... Monday morning? Or was it Sunday?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' Oh, no no, he left Sunday morning and then we started working—

'''MIKE:''' This was Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, and we put it up on Tuesday night.

'''MATT:''' But we didn't decide to make the hundredth email, we had been kind of putting it off because we knew we had to make it a big deal. And so we didn't do it until, like, uh, we decided it that day, basically, right? On that Sunday, that we were like, "Ah, let's just do it," like we were going to do some other update or do— or try and put it off, and we just decided to pull the trigger on it or we'd always be putting it off.

'''MIKE:''' There. We're done.

''{Pause}''

'''MATT:''' Lemonade Stand.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Dennis the Menace (US)|Dennis the Menace]] is a long-running comic strip featuring the adventures of a mischievous young boy.
*"Lemonade Stand" probably refers to the [[Wikipedia:Apple II family|Apple II]] game, which featured a graphic similar to the glass of water.

== See Also ==

* [[Original Book]]
* [[Main Page 20]]

== External Links ==

{{preforumsbemailextlinks|ahundred}}*[[HR:sbemail100_zeen.swf|View the Flash file for the Limozeen Easter egg]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Talk:Secret Pages

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:38:00 GMT

DNA Evidence: /**/Secret Pages Pages

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==Page of Unknown Origin==

I found this page in my favorites, definitely bookmarked LONG AGO, but I do not know how ''I'' found it, and cannot find anything about it here on the wiki. It's some kind of Homestarrunner-made page. [http://www.homestarrunner.com/mywedpage.html My Wedpage]. Could someone please say what this is all about?
-Ed 11:00, August 6 2006
:See [[Homestar's Website]]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 15:27, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

== Secret Pages with their own pages ==

I just removed four external links to secret pages that have their own articles: [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[website]], [[Strong Sad's Lament]], and [[Email Processing Room]]. After doing so, I started thinking it might be worth our while to have some of the other pages that are linked to from here to have their own page. I mean, some of those old intros and stuff could use screenshots and better descriptions. So instead of a page with mostly external links, we would have a page with links to individual wiki pages about each secret page. How's that sound?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 10:20, 8 Dec 2004 (MST)

Hmm... Sounds interesting. I just made a page for "Sing Along". Some of this stuff doesn't lend itself to wiki pages particularly well, though. I suppose the previews could go on the pages that they are previewing ("Reddest Raddish" preview on the "Reddest Raddish" page), but what about stuff like "Wireless Bizness?" That doesn't need a wiki page all to itself, does it? -FatPamPam

:I think it would be easy enough to judge what could use a page. And I've added [[Sing Along]] to a new [[:Category:Secret Pages]] category.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:34, 19 Dec 2004 (MST)

== Wireless Thingy ==

The old Wireless Bizness thing is not working anymore. Does someone have the transcripts for those emails?
- [[User:The Brothers E|The Brothers E]]

I've been looking for the exact same thing for a while now. I've been on Homestar for a while and I was around while it was up. I remember it being hysterical. The only one I remember from it was the Salty Plum Soda one from stu that later became the rollover button on the toons page. I REALLY want someone to find this. [[User:evin290|evin290]] 18:25, 13 Feb 2005 (MST)

Yeah! There was another one where he was trying help some guy out with the ladies, and his advice was basically, get a lot of money and cars, or switch to dudes. Is anyone else looking for this?

Yes I am. FIND IT, OR I WILL RAVAGE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! Muhahahahaha. I er, um...suppose. --{{User:Darklinkskywalker/DLSsignature}} 23:39, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== SB Sign Explanation? ==

Might the "i am awesomer than you" Strong Bad "sign" actually be Strong Bad's "sign"ature on the Message Bored? Because the rules for the board imply that the characters, or at least Strong Bad, post. And it certainly seems like something Strong Bad would use on a message board.

== Wonder Years ==

Where did this page ever come from? It's in the "/sadjournal" folder.

:You might want to check out the [[Strong Sad's Lament]] and [[The Secrets That I Keep]] pages.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:47, 1 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Can't Find Marzipan Answering Machine Message ==

So I've gone through all of the Marzipan answering machine messages, and I can't find one that I remember from a while back -- a prank of Strong Bad imitating Homestar Runner, saying that he'd accidentally killed someone and he needs Marzipan to meet him and bring a bunch of towels and plastic trash bags and shovels. Anyone know where I can find this little gem? Hi-larious.
*That's in [[Where's The Cheat?]] →[[User:evin290|evin290]] 16:33, 25 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Halloween 01 ==

While I was searching for the swf file for Homestarloween (tto lazy to go to the wiki page), I tried going to "halloween01.swf", and I got [http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween01.swf this]. Is this already up here and I just can't find it, or can I add it? And what is Coach Z dressed as? Pom Pom, too (no pun intended...though I think it's "the Skipper too"...no pun intended). --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]]
: I can't get it to work right now (dang those secret pages!) but I believe I've seen it before. I even have a picture of it on my computer. Basically, it's the entire cast minus Homsar in their 2001 Halloween costumes - almost. Pom Pom seems to be Gilligan's Skipper, and Coach Z is a Noid (an old pizza commercial mascot). --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 17:16, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Marzipan is also dressed like Velma from Scooby-Doo. The chheat has a different shirt too. I wonder where The KOT's moustache went? For some reason, that bouncing dot thing on the Poopsmith's costume (on the chest of his "armor" is moving up and down and back and forth. --{{User:Darklinkskywalker/DLSsignature}} 22:39, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:The bouncing dot is the LEDs from the Lazer Tag game. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:47, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== King of Town ==

Does anyone know anything about http://homestarrunner.com/mainking.html
:[[King of Town Main Page|Yes]] --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 09:58, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== If I ran the camera ==

I was just poking around the Wayback Machine and I found [http://web.archive.org/web/20021112210701/homestarrunner.com/ifiranthecamera this]. It doesn't seem to be on the current site and my computer is weird about some of the wayback archives. Can anybody get it to work? --'''[[user:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]][[User talk:mibluvr13|dígame]]''' 15:42, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)

'''''This discussion has been moved to [[Talk:If I Ran the Camera]].'''''


== Secret Buying Link ==

Hey guys. I found a sorta sercet page. Here's a link.
[https://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html] I found it when I was buying the new dvd. --[[Special:Randompage|Random man]] 22:38, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

We have seen it before, but good find. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:See [[Talk:Store#Hey Thanks]].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:43, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Sucky treats costumes? ==

"www.homestarrunner.com/halloween01.swf" does not exist anymore.. you get a 404'd error.. is there a mirror somewhere? if not.. someone should make one and relink it.. or something.

:Works for me. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:07, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::See [[Halloween Costumes#The House That Gave Sucky Treats (2001)]]. And the link works fine for me as well.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:08, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::No, i mean the hidden costumes page? the one that Coach Z is the Noid, and Marzipan is Velma from scooby doo.. the costumes are on that page, but not the flash file. Its linked from Secret pages, but (on my computer anyway?) its a 404'd.[[User:Collin|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Collin|Collin]] 04:12, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::Most of the time secret pages are 404'd. Just try again at a later date. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 04:14, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::I'm talking about [http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween01.swf http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween01.swf], the Flash file you linked to. It works fine for me.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:16, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::::Oh.. well i guess i'm just retarded then.. thanx though. [[User:Collin|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Collin|Collin]] 04:31, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

By the way, there's a very similar conversation to this one just [[#Halloween 01|a few sections up]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:25, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::hahahha i just get more retarded as this conversation continues.. maybe i should do soemething about this.. [[User:Collin|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Collin|Collin]] 04:21, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wow. I was looking for that file on the Wiki a while back. Couldn't find it (guess it was in 404 mode at the time, as I remember a "Halloween" page acting oddly...) Actually, I had the picture saved to disk for reasons that I no longer remember, and conveniently made the pictures on the Costumes page from that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:48, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== A mirror for the secret pages' files ==

I think we all agree that the old SWF files that we link to on this page do not work from time to time. I propose that Tom upload some (if not all) of these files to the wiki's mirror. Now that the forum is being hosted elsewhere (hats off to the kind individual from ''HomestarRules''), increased bandwidth usage as a result of the mirror isn't an issue. These files, in all likelihood, are on TBC's site indefinately. When/if these files finally go the way of "A Jumping Jack Contest" and "Marshmallow's Last Stand" (albeit for different reasons) it will/would be nice to have a mirror firmly in place. I am not proposing a removal of the current link(s) to the secret page under "External Links". Rather, an additional link for those people who get 404'd on occasion. Comments? {{User:The Paper/sig}} 05:27, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:I agree.. it would be nice to have both links in the secrets page, like Main page and Mirror.. you could put some sort of note at the top that says the mirror is there for if the pages don't work. And i'm sure the mirror wouldn't get too much bandwidth abuse since the original files are on the website, its only like backup. And if the pages do ever go on permanent haitus then its no biggie since they're on the hrwiki right? --[[User:Collin|Collin]] 05:22, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Secret? ==

I was just browsing around archive.org and found [http://web.archive.org/web/20010129043500/http://homestarrunner.com/broncoend.html this]. The intersting part of the scourse says <pre><TITLE>Play Again</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgcolor="#000000">

<A HREF=broncotrolleys.html></A> 
<center><OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"
codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=4,0,0,0"
ID=broncoend WIDTH=550 HEIGHT=400>
<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="broncoend.swf"> <PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high> <PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#FFFFFF> <EMBED src="broncoend.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#FFFFFF WIDTH=550 HEIGHT=400 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></EMBED>
</OBJECT></center>
</BODY></pre>
It seems to be connected to [[Bronco Trolleys]]. Probably a "Game Over" screen. --[[User:81.230.154.89|81.230.154.89]] 16:35, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Scary Cake? ==

What happens when you click on the cherry from the Matt Cake page? From past experience, I think I'm a bit afraid to. Can anyone tell me?
:There's not much to it; you just see this other face appear in front of the "cake face". Oh, and sign your posts. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:03, 4 November 2005 (UTC)

::That's the face of Dennis Franz, in case you were wondering.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:09, 4 November 2005 (UTC)

== Cleanup ==
This page isn't very organised. It's in six categories, but within those categories, they're just a mess. They're just strewen about in the order they were added. It needs to be cleaned up. -- {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 12:04, 13 November 2005 (UTC)

:See also [[#Secret Pages with their own pages]] as a possibility.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:26, 13 November 2005 (UTC)

== Possible Secret Pages ==

I was browsing for images from Homestar Runner.com on Google Image Search and I found:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html - its like a fake Amazon.com page.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/weenstuff/weenstuff1.html to http://www.homestarrunner.com/weenstuff/weenstuff40.html - although there might be a link to these, it is in museum format.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg - this is a pic used as current weekly fanstuff, it is updated with the flash file because it actually isn't changed, just the picture and the text are (this is mentioned on the weekly fanstuff article). For some strange reason, the page it is supposed to be on redirects to http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Weekly_Fanstuff

pictures such as http://www.homestarrunner.com/costumes03.html are apparently from Fan Costume Commentary, however these are 404'd, so they are probably no-longer on the site.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsbackground.jpg] - who knows?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsstamp.gif - the stamp used in the e-mail page.

nearly forgot to add my signature - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:01, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:Bookazon.com/Bookazon.egg: linked to from [[studying]]
:weenstuff1 through 40: already linked (I think)
:hsbackground.jpg: the background for [[Homestar's Website]]
::Not sure about the others. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:12, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

Cool Tapes, it's always good to know stuff - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 10:21, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

I did my homework and here is what i found out: the stamp is on the old e-mail updates page, but was re-used in the current e-mails page. I guess I know why nobody pointed that out, they all thought I knew - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 08:50, 1 December 2005 (UTC)

== Cleanup Idea ==

For cleaning this up, would it be helpful if we made it a gallery, like the [[Toons]] page? For this that have no music, we could upload a graphic saying "NO IMAGE AVAILABLE". This is just my idea. I don't see much fodder on this page to get started with, so I'll clean it up if I know what we need. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 17:26, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
:Here's my suggestion:
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Name !! Description !! External Links
|-
|[[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}
:I think that would work really well. A re-order would be nice, too. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:40, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
::Good idea. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:39, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
Also, I don't think we should do the same format for the toon previews. It would take up too much space and would just not be worth it. Perhaps we could put links to the previews to all the toons individually instead of taking up the space here. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 00:58, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:::True that. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:34, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
::::Yes, I would argue about those being a secret page, as you can actually see them every time you mouseover a toon. I'd suggest moving them to the external links section of the corresponding toon. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 13:01, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Yes, I guess they're not secret pages. Otherwise it could be arguesd that (nearly?) all flash files are Secret Pages, as the only links on the site are the .html pages. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 15:22, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::Sounds good to me, a bit of additional external linkage never hurt nobody. Since somebody's already deleted them, I'm gonna go ahead and get the links out of the page archive, and add them to their respective pages. Ooooor, should they go to just the [[Toons]] page? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:37, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::I'd say both, if possible. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:49, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::''Or'' they could have their own page, with descriptions for each one. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:53, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::A seperate page, I think is a bit excessive. Perhaps both might be the best way to go. Just add an extra column to the tables [[Toons|here]], and then external linkage on all of them. Any objections? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:55, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::::First table's [[Toons|done]]. Hows that look? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:10, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::I don't see why they should be added to the toon pages themselves. The three links we currently have (HTML, Flash, and Forum) are links that people actually need. I myself click on them all the time. The link to the Flash file of the Toons menu would be pointless. Since they're a part of the Toons menu, a list of them there would be appropriate. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:18, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::I'm fine with it on the Toons page. Carry on. - {{User:Joshua/sig}}
::::::::::What if "preview" was the ''last'' column? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:29, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
:Wow The page looks great! If you don't mind I have taken the liberty to remove the cleanup tag. If you feel there's more to do, please say so and feel free to place it there again. Joshua, IRF, et. al., you've done a superb job! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 22:55, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

== Fan Costumes ==
Does someone have a mirror of the fan costumes secret page? The link seems to be down for good... - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 22:28, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

:[http://web.archive.org/web/20041019030433/http://www.homestarrunner.com/costumes01.html].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:44, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
::That's not exactly a mirror, and it's only one page... - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 15:15, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

:::The pages were all exactly like that. The image would be shown, and a flash file would play [[Strong Bad]]'s comment. If I remember correctly, the Fash file also contained "next" and "prev" buttons.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:46, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Yeah, I remember it. It was just like the toon except with those buttons and Strong Bad didn't talk. I was just wondering if we had an exact working mirror for new users. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:53, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

::::The SWF file does not load correctly from the archive. And so it's features cannot be seen. However, it might be possible to get the SWF from the mirror (if they have it) download the HTML and play both together from your hard drive. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:52, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::It seems the archive did not save the SFW file as I cannot find it. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:54, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::I have the SWF file if you need it. Shoot me an email if you would like me to send it your way. tpaper AT gmail dot com. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 04:57, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks! I just sent out the email. However, the main reason I asked was to see if there's a way it could be hosted locally on the hrwiki mirror. Though I don't know if we have all the necessary files... --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:42, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::I sent it to you and to [[User:Tom|Tom]]. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 02:13, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::I got the file thanks! It works great! However, there is one um... not so slight problem: it seems that there is a separate swf file for each picture. i.e. costumes02.swf ... costumes11.swf (along with their HTML and jpegs of course). The archive only seems to have the html pages (except maybe 9) and jpegs 1,4, and 7. Do you, by any chance... have everything else? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:56, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Two Questions: ==

I have two questions:
#Where did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&oldid=205808#Previews these] go?
#and why do they not appear on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=206299&oldid=206289 this diff] which is the last one where they appeared. at.
#These preview SWFs are all valid links if they've simply been removed. However [[User:Invisible_Robot_Fish|IRF]] did point out something important: the links to this page were originally meant to be for stuff that could NOT be linked to or seen from anywhere unless you type in the URL yourself. This page has many links to SWF's and other things that are actually part of many easter eggs or navigation features. If we restrict our criteria to the original intent most of this page would be gone. I think that we should create a separate page that lists all of these files (such as the preview SWF's above) that are visible SWF features in and of themselves ''(I used to think it was "in it of themlseves")'' but do not have their own HTML "frontend". (Or are special in some sense). Such links would indeed have a place in the encyclopedic nature of this wiki.
#As a side note, the [[Talk:Stinkoman_20X6#XML|Stinkoman XML files]] could be [[Stinkoman_20X6_Source_Files|linked to]] from here (and perhaps their XML sources be copied for those who don't know how to see xml sources and are curious).
--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:05, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:To answer your main question, the toon previews were moved [[Toons|here]]. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:09, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::Where did the holiday and puppet previews go, then? They're not on the list. Also, the list could use some standardising... Some put it in the last column, some put it in the second... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::The list is still a work in progress, and is unfinished. The Holiday and Puppet previews still need to be added. Also, at first they were put in the second column, but then it was decided that the last column looks better so they were switched over. So some of them still need to be added, and some need to be switched to the last column. And I really have to get off this wiki and finish my homework. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:54, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Homework? What's that!? ;) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:17, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm still curious to know why this [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=206299&oldid=206289 diff] does not show the removal of the items. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 07:35, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

:You want the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=206442&oldid=206299 next diff].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:16, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

::Thanks! I see it now! I wish I had checked it earlier. OH! I see the problem now. It still baffled me why the incongruency between the diff and the time the change actually took place. Between [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=prev&oldid=206299 these] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=next&oldid=206299 two] diffs, the earlier reflect the visual removal in the text but not the diff, whereas the latter finally shows the actualy removal in the code. I had not seen that that section I was looking at had been commented out(like this: <code><nowiki></nowiki></code>) and thought there might be some bug in the diff system. Again, thanks! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:25, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== one of these things is not like the others ==

since my correction was already reverted I will take my concerns here:

In my opinions the following items '''do not belong''' as secret pages. They are easter eggs... clickable from normal toons. They are not hidden URLs that you would have to know about like all the others on this page.

*50 cake
*Seriously!
*Virus'd QoD
*Virus'd Fanstuff
*Virus'd Sketchbook
*The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons
{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 17:11, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:But to see them ''seperately'', you would have to know some special URL. That's the key, I thinks. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::The place for them is not on this page, its on the individual toon in which they were egged, (which they already are). Eggs just don't belong as secret pages. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 17:24, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:::As long as they're in a seperate section from the other things (''Site Components'') I'm fine with them here. Yes, you can see them, but they pages they are on are secret pages. (The content isn't secret, but the page is.) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:43, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

:::I see nothing wrong with having a collection or list of these (as I pointed out in the discussion above this one). Joshua and Dorian are right, the URLs they reside on are secret. We ''could'' still differentiate them in the way I deliniated above. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:15, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::They ''are already'' differentiated. They have their own category. [[Secret Pages#Site Components]] - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:24, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::I didn't even see the above convesation, they are pretty much the same topic. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 18:38, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

== Site Components ... You can't have it both ways ==

Ok I'm trying to appease those that want some of these site components here on the secret pages, but you can't it both ways.

The following are item that are easily and can be clicked on:
50 cake
Seriously!
Virus'd QoD
Virus'd Fanstuff
Virus'd Sketchbook
The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons

I tried to have them removed but was overruled.

Now items that are equally clickable but bring up seperate pages are the items I've just added.

Either allow them all or delete them all. Personally, I think that they all should be removed as non of them are secret. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:32, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hi IRF, I looked at the entries that were removed and here's the distinction I could make: the ones that you added had html pages that were linked to the museum and their flash components were linked directly from the HTML page. All of these entries already have their own page and link to the flash file itself like all other toon pages. The links posted in the site components page are different. These are actually ''flash files within flash files'', for which you can't simply open the flash file look at its source and examine the URL of its components. These are special flash files used as components of the main flash files in question. I hope that clears up your questions. (As a side note, and per my suggestions above, these should probably have their own separate page). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 15:46, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

::Both have the same format, a new window pops-up without an address bar from clicking on a flash file. They are both flash within a flash. The only difference is one is moving toon, and the other is a static menu. I still hold that either they all go or they all stay. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:26, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
:::It's twue. [/homestar] - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:35, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::Then they should either all stay or be moved to their own page. Deleting interesting content (that's even been here a while) is not a good practice. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:50, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::: (EDIT CONFLICT'D! Ow, my point!) Actually, that's true only of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes stuff, which is also the only item I'd seriously consider dropping. "Seriously" is separate from the wallpapers and everything else appears in the same window. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:54, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::: Also, I forgot to say: not having an address bar does not stop you from seeing the URL or viewing the source... if you know where to look (try right-clicking outside the 'toon itself.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:57, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::::'''Edit Conflict''' Ok I see what you mean now. I hadn't yet looked at the museum flash file, just the flash linked from the wiki page (ugh habits ... habits). You're absolutely right! They are flash components in the same way as the ones listed currently on site components. More specifically, some are shown as flash-within-flash (like the pom-pom first flash, the story of pom-pom, and the now-listed Seriously! egg), others open a new page (like original games menu, the original characters page, and the "Making out" easter egg in virus). On that standard, yes they should be on that page too! But they are not as secret. Again, I don't think it is useful to ''simply delete'' these components. A better home might be a [[Site Components]] page. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:58, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::::On another note, isle of pom, biz cas fri, tennis, etc all have their own html "cradle pages", the Virus Qod, etc. do ''not'' have such a page. More to the point: like Jay said, having an html cradled page does not preclude you from finding the flash source file, however you do not have that luxury with an in-line flash file without the use of an expensive decompiler. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:01, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

== SuperBrave ==

The mirrored links aren't working. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:39, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

== How did you find those pages? ==

How do you people find all the secret pages on H*R? I really would like to know, so I can find a secret page or two on another website I'm a fan of.

:Yeah, I've always been wondering about that, too. Whoever knows, tell us! Wait, you mean like, the index of files, right? {{User:H*R 700/sig}} 01:27, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

::That's exactly what I mean! Like, an index. if the index isn't normally found on the site, is there some way to access it? I really want to know!

:::please? Some help? I really need this info!

::::It is not possible to do what you ask. These pages were found through old links or by looking through the code of other files. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:26, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::And a little luck didn't hurt. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:30, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::So... if I know a file exists, but I dont know the URL, can I find it?

:::::: Is this a specific situation? If it is, please give more info. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]]
::::::: EvilTrailMix.com had two secret mp3's on it, but when they were discovered, the files were renamed. Is there any way to find them again?

:::::::: Try [http://www.archive.org/web/web.php this site]. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 13:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I tried. I can't find anything. So, there's no way to get into the Parent Directory of a website? ...And if there is, how? {{User:H*R 700/sig}} 15:36, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

== Retirement? ==

Do you think we should add the links to "retirement A" and "retirement B" mirrors to the list? - [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:I was thinking the same thing. [[User:24.48.189.235|24.48.189.235]] 01:38, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
::They aren't secret pages because they are no longer on the site.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Marshmallow's Last Stand, Jumping Jack Contest - these were once on the site and have been removed, but they are listed. And Where The Crap Are We was never on the site at all. I think the criterion which has been used here (for right or wrong) is whether someone visiting the site would not know these pages exist or existed. That sort of secret. By that definition, the two parts of retirement might qualify. But, the question then is, do we want to use that definition of secret pages or not? And if we don't, what do we use, and do some things on the page have to go as a result? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:33, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
::::Hmmm, deleted pages aren't really secret. I would interpret "secret" like "it's here, but you can only see it if you know where to look". Deleted toons have more of a "meh, we got rid of it"-style flavour.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:02, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
:::::MLA and JJC as well as Where the Crap are listed on [[Toons#Special Cartoons|Toons]] under "Not On The Site". So If they are not on the site, they are not secret pages, as secret pages can be revealed. We only have them because they are mirrored on our server. So I think they should be removed. As for retirement A & B, they should be noted similarly on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page. Maybe make a sub header for "Not On The Site" and list them with the DVD emails. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:09, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

::::::I think it may be time to add another section to this page to cover RA, RB, JJC, MLS, etc. Or create a page for "removed toons" or something of the ilk. [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 13:03, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
:::::::I think it's fine to have all not-normally-accessed toons conveniently here on one page. This is where people would first look for these things. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:09, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Infact, yeah. I can see this "removed toons" section. but they should also be noted on the SBE page. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
I was thinking about putting in either under "Removed From the Site" or "Alternate Versions of Toons." --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 15:17, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
:"Alternate Versions of Toons" works for me. It's technically what it is. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 03:22, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::I put it up and it's still there, but does anyone fear I opened a floodgate that might lead to the original, removed versions of caffiene and Potion-ma-jig appearing there? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:44, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
:::If you guys want them back the best thing to do would be to divide "Alternate Versions of Toons" into two sections stating somehow whether or not they are still on the site. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

== Stuff ==

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stuff1.html Stuff] just a suggestion.
:This is an old version of the [[Fan Stuff]] from the Museum. Although, yes, technically it is a secret page now... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Premium Spoof ==

I was looking for the Premium version of Homestar Runner page on here, which my roommate found once on accident, but I don't remember what the URL is. Has anyone else seen this? It's a "tour" of all the great benifits of what you get when you sign up to pay for the "full" version of H*R. At the end it asked for a credit card number, if I remember correctly.
:That sounds like [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]. Not actually a secret page. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Fan Costumes - broken link ==

In '''Fan Costumes''' row, the links are all broken now. I'm not sure what the appropriate change in linkage should be. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:26, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== Poop Smoke ==

Why is it Poop Smoke and not Poot Smoke? its Poot-Slap, not Poop-Slap. Do TBC name it somewhere even tho the song is apparently "secret"? --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 23:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:Yes, they did. Have a look at the actual download link.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

== Kick The Cheat game ==

Why doesn't the Kick The Cheat game count as a secret page? And can I delete the Processing Room since it can be found in that Easter Egg from website? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 04:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Flash Store ==

Since no one replied to my last message, I'll try to broaden it here. Why isn't the flash store a secret page? And why must Email Processing Room count if it can be accessed via [[website]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 04:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

== Desktop Themes ==

Does anyone know what file those need to be saved to? I've tried all the different locations I can think of, and finally just had to settle for installing each icon and sound individually.

-a mouse

== Homestar's Yearbook ==

Let me start off by saying that I know that this is complete speculation that may not deserve to be part of the article. Does it seem likely that Homestar's Yearbook was meant to be an alternate heading for Strong Bad's Message Bored? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:46, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

== Spin 'n' Say? ==

Should we add the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/spinandsay2.html original version of Spin 'n' Say?]
-[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]
:It's visible if you push "edit," but everyone else says it should not be visible until everything is worked out between Harmless Junk/TBC and Mattel. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 03:12, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

== Secret Pages Pages ==

I tried making a page for Matt Cake, but I can't seem to get enough info for any of these. I think it would be a good idea to make a page for each category and have each toon as a headline. Any thoughts? {{User:DNA Evidence/sig}}

Secret Pages

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:28:53 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Other Animations */ Fixed link?

A '''secret page''' is a page from [[homestarrunner.com]] that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

'''Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.'''

== Toons ==

These are [[Toons]] or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Toons removed from the website
|-
| [[Image:mm ls.png|100px]] || '''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]''' || [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] steal the star from [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt in order to force Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|100px]] || '''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' || Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and [[Bubs]] enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. [[Strong Libs]] are available for play during the loading time. || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:If I Ran the Camera.PNG|100px]] || '''[[If I Ran the Camera]]''' || A poem written by [[Karen Wagner]] as a father's day present to [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman (Grandpa)]]. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once [[The Brothers Chaps]] realized that fans had found it. It features a [[little girl]] named Astrid Renee and [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Grandpa Chapman]]. || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Superbrave.jpg|100px]] || '''[[Super Brave!!]]''' || A [[homestarrunner.com]] update for Feburary 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On Feburary 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". || [http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave.swf View the Flash file] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/thesekidsrule.swf View the Flash file] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1b.html On Main Page] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1.html On Main Page] (mirror) 
[[Category: Fan Material]]
|-
| [[Image:limozeenecard.jpg|100px]] ||'''[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]''' || [[Limozeen]] Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]] logo. ||[[HR:zeen_ecard.swf|View the Flash file]] (loading screen only) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen.html Watch the toon] (mirror) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen_ecard_loader.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:twinkie.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' || This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an [[Easter eggs|Easter egg]] at [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] DVD. || [[Mirror:egg.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:egg.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Secret toons still on the website
|-
| [[Image:Happy T.png|100px]] || '''[[Happy T!]]''' || A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. || [[HR:happyt.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail100.png|100px]] || '''[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]''' || This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the [[flashback|100th]] [[Strong Bad Email]] before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html || [[HR:sbemail100.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:100th_email.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Missing Lappy.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Missing Lappy]]''' || This toon was released between [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] as part of the [[Lappy 486#Lappy-napping|Lappy-napping saga]], but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the [[Main Page Messages|"What's New" bubble]]. || [[HR:lappynapped.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:lappynapped.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:TruckaSideways.png|100px]] || '''[[Field Day Intro]]''' || This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html". || [[HR:fieldday.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:fieldday.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Unfinished toons
|-
| [[Image:strongbadwithnomouthfromthesingalong.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Sing Along]]''' || A weird, unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]]. || [[HR:singalong.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Needlepoint.png|100px]] || '''[[Needlepoint]]''' || A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in [[property of ones]]. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in [[The Field]]. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. || [[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Easter_egg_toon.png|100px]] || '''[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]''' || Once linked through a [[main page message]] reading "[[from work|email]] soon," this unfinished special features Easter [[Eggs]] designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. || [[HR:eggs.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:eggs.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Alternate versions of toons
|-
| [[Image:Secret Answering Machine.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan's Answering Machine''' || This is just [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]]. || [[HR:answer.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:answer.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''[[The King of Town DVD Commentary#Secret Commentary|The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary]]''' || This is a secret version of [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|Strong Bad's Commentary]] for the [[The King of Town DVD]] without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. || [[HR:sb_kingcomment.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Yellodellowdeleted.png|100px]] || '''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene]]''' || This is the scene from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:dellocut_2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail46.PNG|100px]] || '''Old "[[your friends]]"''' || This is an alternate version of the email [[your friends]]. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV [[Strong Mad]] is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at [[Strong Sad]]'s scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in [[Marzipan]]'s scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in [[Homsar]]'s scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
|| [[HR:sbemail46.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''Fan Costumes''' || A collection of fan-submitted Halloween pictures, which is the original version of [[Fan Costume Commentary]]. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the [[Homsar Main Page]]. The page title is "Check out my new [[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]!", which is [[Stinkoman]]'s line in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. || [[HR:costumes01.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:costumes01.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Unfinished Interview.PNG|100px]] || '''Metro.pop Interview''' || An unfinished version of the overlooked short [[The Interview]]. Among other differences between it and the final, the loading screen is missing, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths, and the short repeats itself at the end. || [[HR:interview2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:interview2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Games ==


{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old games removed from the games menu.
|-
| [[Image:Litebrite3.PNG|100px]] || '''Lite Brite''' || An older version of the [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. It used to be accessible from the [[Museum]], but it was updated when moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:litebrite3.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Kickinggame.png|100px|Taryn getting kicked]] || '''Taryn Game''' || A [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered-by-The-Cheat-style]] kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to. || [[HR:taryngame.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:kickthecheat.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Kick The Cheat]]''' || Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] into the brick wall. || [[HR:kickcheat.html|Play the game]] [[HR:kickcheat09.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Old Navigation ==

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Toons Menus
|-
| || '''[[Oldest Toons Menu]]''' || Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''"Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"'' </blockquote> This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site, but this isn't certain. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu. || [[HR:toonsold.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:lavalamptoons.png|100px]] || '''[[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]]''' || An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button. || [[HR:toonsold.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Newer Telebision Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Telebision Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a ''back'' button, descriptions and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "[[The Reddest Radish]]"|| [[HR:newtoons.html|View the menu]] [[HR:newtoons2.swf|View the Flash file]] [[HR:newtoons.swf|View the Flash file of the earlier version]]
|-
| [[Image:Chinese Food Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, possibly related to the [[Fortune Cookies|fortune cookies game]]. || [[HR:chinesefood.html|View the menu]] [[HR:chinesefood.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Old Remote Toons Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old Remote [[TV Time Toons Menu]]''' || The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] before the remote was updated to have [[Puppet Stuff]] and [[Powered by The Cheat]], which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || [[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|View the menu]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Games Menus
|-
| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''Old games page''' || An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:originalhandheldmenu.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Handheld Games Menu#Original Handheld Games Menu|Original Handheld Games Menu]]''' || The original version of the [[Handheld Games Menu]], it was upgraded when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] was released. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.html View the menu] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Strong Bad Email Menus
|-
|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the menu] (mirror) [[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. It appears to have turned all the emails made before that point into secret pages. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the menu]] [[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]]. || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]] [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Main Pages
|-
| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:luaumain.PNG|100px]] || '''Luau Menu''' || An updated version of the secret Luau main menu. || [[HR:luaumain.html|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Character Pages
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|100px]] || '''[[Character Cards]]''' || This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]], who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] and [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]], who were later rejected. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/cards.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || An old characters page, created circa [[The Luau]]. [[Homsar]] is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|View the menu]] [[HR:yearbook.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Store Menu
|-
| [[Image:store_screenshot.png|100px]] || '''[[Flash Store]]''' || A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current [[Store]] around 2005. It includes links to the [[Strong Bad Email DVD Promo]], which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either. || [[HR:store_new04.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Intros
|-
| [[Image:ev ev.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro 2]]''' || Despite the name, this intro is actually the third intro, made between the [[Old Intro 2|second]] and [[Intro|fourth intros]]. || [[HR:intro2.html|Watch "Intro 2"]] [[HR:intro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ween_intro_screenshot.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Ween Intro]]''' || The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to [[Main Page 7|Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail"]]. || [[HR:weenintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
|-
| [[Image:flagintro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Flag Intro]]''' || An intro featuring Homestar and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, [[Main Page 12]], the Fourth of July main page, is displayed. || [[HR:flagintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
|-
| <center>[[Image:hr3.png|100px]]</center> || '''Old MLS Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring an old-style [[Homestar Runner]] tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email [[lady...ing]]. || [[HR:loading.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Other Animations ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Other Animations
|-
| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || [[Matt Cake]] || A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the Flash file for Matt Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the Flash file for Tire Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Puppet background.PNG|100px]] || '''Puppet Background''' || The background used for puppet toons that doesn't take up the whole screen. || [[HR:puppet_background.swf|View the Flash file for "Puppet Background"]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A strange [[Strong Bad]] sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the Flash file for SB Sign]]
|-
| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
|-
| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween_Costumes_2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any [[swears]], because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|}

== Downloads ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Downloads
|-
| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || [[Printable]] stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|View the Punkin Stencils]] [[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|View the Flash file]] [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|View 2004's Stencils]] (mirror) [[HR:ween_stencils.swf|View 2005's Stencils]]
|-
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
|-
| [[Image:Hstheme.jpg|100px|Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] || '''[[Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. || [[HR:hstheme.html|View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] [[HR:hstheme.ZIP|Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]] [[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar_Runner_Face_Screen_Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
|-id="smposse"
| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]] [[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
|-
| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-

| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || The wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-

| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-

|}

== Music ==

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''Because It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalia (song)|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Oh Yeah Yeah''' || [[Marzipan]]'s song from the email [[marzipan]]. || [[HR:ohyeahyeah.mp3|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail59.html|View the email that it comes from]]
|-
| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle''' || The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] jingle from [[Meet Marshie]]. || [[HR:fluffypuff.mp3|Listen to the song]] [[HR:marshie.html|View the toon that it comes from]]
|-
| '''Poop Smoke''' || A mashup including [[Poot-Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
|-
| '''Everybody''' || A constant loop of the ''"Everybody!"'' song used in the [[intro]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. Sometimes the file is [[404'd]]. || [[HR:breakbeat.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:intro.html|View the intro that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Techno''' || A sample loop from the email [[techno]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. This loop is also used in [[Main Page 4]]. || [[HR:money.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail45.html|View the email that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Banjo''' || A music sample from an Easter egg in the email [[little questions]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. Sometimes the file is [[404'd]].|| [[HR:banjo.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail43.html|View the email that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Drum N' Bass''' || A loop from [[Everybody to the Limit]]; also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || [[HR:drumnbass.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:fhqwhgads.html|View the toon that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|}

== Images ==
Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-

| [[Image:Calibos.gif|75px]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|Calibos]]
|-

| [[Image:Dennises.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named [[Dennis]]. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|Dennis]]
|-

| [[Image:Franzer.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis Franz''' || An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. || [[HR:franzer.gif|Dennis Franz]]
|-

| [[Image:Joker.jpg|75px]] || '''Joker''' || A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || [[HR:joker.jpg|Joker]]
|-

| [[Image:Polaris.gif|75px]] || '''Happily Deranged''' || Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." || [[HR:polaris.gif|Happily Derranged]]
|-

| [[Image:Coolbot.gif|100px]] || '''Coolbot''' || Appears to be a line drawing of the [[Visor Robot]]. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:coolbot.gif|Coolbot]]
|-

| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|Cooltitle]]
|-
|-
| <center>[[Image:Homestarstamp.PNG]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|100px|Seriously]] || '''Seriously''' || Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to farther down on this page. || [[HR:hrapple.swf|View Seriously]]
|-
| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' || Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. || [[HR:waffleshirt.swf|View the shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com] '''does''' exist. || [[HR:coolest.html|View Coolest Stuff Ever]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Pom Pom]]. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|View Pom Pom Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Glossy Strong Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A black and white picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in [[2 years]]. It later appeared with Strong Bad's autograph to Homestar Runner in [[Strongest Man in the World]]. || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|View Strong Bad Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|View Marzipan Shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:HRBanners.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Banners and Link Graphics]]''' || No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on a website to link to H*R. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/banners/ Banners and Link Graphics page] (mirror).
|-
| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:everybodyknowsiteasteregg1.jpeg|100px]] || '''[[Everybody Knows It]] Production Photos''' || Three behind-the-scenes images of the first [[Puppet Stuff]] video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. || [[HR:puppet1.jpg|View first image]] [[HR:puppet2.jpg|View second image]] [[HR:puppet3.jpg|View third image]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Site Components]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Downloads]]

Secret Pages

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:28:20 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Other Animations */ Added link

A '''secret page''' is a page from [[homestarrunner.com]] that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

'''Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.'''

== Toons ==

These are [[Toons]] or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Toons removed from the website
|-
| [[Image:mm ls.png|100px]] || '''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]''' || [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] steal the star from [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt in order to force Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|100px]] || '''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' || Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and [[Bubs]] enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. [[Strong Libs]] are available for play during the loading time. || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:If I Ran the Camera.PNG|100px]] || '''[[If I Ran the Camera]]''' || A poem written by [[Karen Wagner]] as a father's day present to [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman (Grandpa)]]. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once [[The Brothers Chaps]] realized that fans had found it. It features a [[little girl]] named Astrid Renee and [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Grandpa Chapman]]. || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Superbrave.jpg|100px]] || '''[[Super Brave!!]]''' || A [[homestarrunner.com]] update for Feburary 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On Feburary 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". || [http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave.swf View the Flash file] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/thesekidsrule.swf View the Flash file] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1b.html On Main Page] (mirror) 
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1.html On Main Page] (mirror) 
[[Category: Fan Material]]
|-
| [[Image:limozeenecard.jpg|100px]] ||'''[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]''' || [[Limozeen]] Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]] logo. ||[[HR:zeen_ecard.swf|View the Flash file]] (loading screen only) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen.html Watch the toon] (mirror) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen_ecard_loader.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:twinkie.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' || This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an [[Easter eggs|Easter egg]] at [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] DVD. || [[Mirror:egg.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:egg.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Secret toons still on the website
|-
| [[Image:Happy T.png|100px]] || '''[[Happy T!]]''' || A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. || [[HR:happyt.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail100.png|100px]] || '''[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]''' || This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the [[flashback|100th]] [[Strong Bad Email]] before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html || [[HR:sbemail100.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:100th_email.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Missing Lappy.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Missing Lappy]]''' || This toon was released between [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] as part of the [[Lappy 486#Lappy-napping|Lappy-napping saga]], but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the [[Main Page Messages|"What's New" bubble]]. || [[HR:lappynapped.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:lappynapped.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:TruckaSideways.png|100px]] || '''[[Field Day Intro]]''' || This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html". || [[HR:fieldday.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:fieldday.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Unfinished toons
|-
| [[Image:strongbadwithnomouthfromthesingalong.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Sing Along]]''' || A weird, unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]]. || [[HR:singalong.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Needlepoint.png|100px]] || '''[[Needlepoint]]''' || A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in [[property of ones]]. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in [[The Field]]. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. || [[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Easter_egg_toon.png|100px]] || '''[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]''' || Once linked through a [[main page message]] reading "[[from work|email]] soon," this unfinished special features Easter [[Eggs]] designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. || [[HR:eggs.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:eggs.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Alternate versions of toons
|-
| [[Image:Secret Answering Machine.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan's Answering Machine''' || This is just [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]]. || [[HR:answer.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:answer.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''[[The King of Town DVD Commentary#Secret Commentary|The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary]]''' || This is a secret version of [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|Strong Bad's Commentary]] for the [[The King of Town DVD]] without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. || [[HR:sb_kingcomment.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Yellodellowdeleted.png|100px]] || '''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene]]''' || This is the scene from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:dellocut_2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail46.PNG|100px]] || '''Old "[[your friends]]"''' || This is an alternate version of the email [[your friends]]. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV [[Strong Mad]] is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at [[Strong Sad]]'s scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in [[Marzipan]]'s scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in [[Homsar]]'s scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
|| [[HR:sbemail46.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''Fan Costumes''' || A collection of fan-submitted Halloween pictures, which is the original version of [[Fan Costume Commentary]]. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the [[Homsar Main Page]]. The page title is "Check out my new [[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]!", which is [[Stinkoman]]'s line in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. || [[HR:costumes01.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:costumes01.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Unfinished Interview.PNG|100px]] || '''Metro.pop Interview''' || An unfinished version of the overlooked short [[The Interview]]. Among other differences between it and the final, the loading screen is missing, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths, and the short repeats itself at the end. || [[HR:interview2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:interview2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Games ==


{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old games removed from the games menu.
|-
| [[Image:Litebrite3.PNG|100px]] || '''Lite Brite''' || An older version of the [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. It used to be accessible from the [[Museum]], but it was updated when moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:litebrite3.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Kickinggame.png|100px|Taryn getting kicked]] || '''Taryn Game''' || A [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered-by-The-Cheat-style]] kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to. || [[HR:taryngame.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:kickthecheat.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Kick The Cheat]]''' || Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] into the brick wall. || [[HR:kickcheat.html|Play the game]] [[HR:kickcheat09.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Old Navigation ==

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Toons Menus
|-
| || '''[[Oldest Toons Menu]]''' || Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''"Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"'' </blockquote> This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site, but this isn't certain. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu. || [[HR:toonsold.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:lavalamptoons.png|100px]] || '''[[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]]''' || An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button. || [[HR:toonsold.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Newer Telebision Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Telebision Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a ''back'' button, descriptions and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "[[The Reddest Radish]]"|| [[HR:newtoons.html|View the menu]] [[HR:newtoons2.swf|View the Flash file]] [[HR:newtoons.swf|View the Flash file of the earlier version]]
|-
| [[Image:Chinese Food Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, possibly related to the [[Fortune Cookies|fortune cookies game]]. || [[HR:chinesefood.html|View the menu]] [[HR:chinesefood.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Old Remote Toons Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old Remote [[TV Time Toons Menu]]''' || The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] before the remote was updated to have [[Puppet Stuff]] and [[Powered by The Cheat]], which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || [[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|View the menu]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Games Menus
|-
| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''Old games page''' || An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:originalhandheldmenu.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Handheld Games Menu#Original Handheld Games Menu|Original Handheld Games Menu]]''' || The original version of the [[Handheld Games Menu]], it was upgraded when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] was released. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.html View the menu] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Strong Bad Email Menus
|-
|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the menu] (mirror) [[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. It appears to have turned all the emails made before that point into secret pages. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the menu]] [[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]]. || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]] [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Main Pages
|-
| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:luaumain.PNG|100px]] || '''Luau Menu''' || An updated version of the secret Luau main menu. || [[HR:luaumain.html|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Character Pages
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|100px]] || '''[[Character Cards]]''' || This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]], who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] and [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]], who were later rejected. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/cards.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || An old characters page, created circa [[The Luau]]. [[Homsar]] is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|View the menu]] [[HR:yearbook.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Store Menu
|-
| [[Image:store_screenshot.png|100px]] || '''[[Flash Store]]''' || A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current [[Store]] around 2005. It includes links to the [[Strong Bad Email DVD Promo]], which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either. || [[HR:store_new04.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Intros
|-
| [[Image:ev ev.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro 2]]''' || Despite the name, this intro is actually the third intro, made between the [[Old Intro 2|second]] and [[Intro|fourth intros]]. || [[HR:intro2.html|Watch "Intro 2"]] [[HR:intro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ween_intro_screenshot.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Ween Intro]]''' || The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to [[Main Page 7|Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail"]]. || [[HR:weenintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
|-
| [[Image:flagintro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Flag Intro]]''' || An intro featuring Homestar and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, [[Main Page 12]], the Fourth of July main page, is displayed. || [[HR:flagintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
|-
| <center>[[Image:hr3.png|100px]]</center> || '''Old MLS Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring an old-style [[Homestar Runner]] tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email [[lady...ing]]. || [[HR:loading.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Other Animations ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Other Animations
|-
| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || [['''Matt Cake''']] || A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the Flash file for Matt Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the Flash file for Tire Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Puppet background.PNG|100px]] || '''Puppet Background''' || The background used for puppet toons that doesn't take up the whole screen. || [[HR:puppet_background.swf|View the Flash file for "Puppet Background"]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A strange [[Strong Bad]] sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the Flash file for SB Sign]]
|-
| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
|-
| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween_Costumes_2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any [[swears]], because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|}

== Downloads ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Downloads
|-
| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || [[Printable]] stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|View the Punkin Stencils]] [[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|View the Flash file]] [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|View 2004's Stencils]] (mirror) [[HR:ween_stencils.swf|View 2005's Stencils]]
|-
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
|-
| [[Image:Hstheme.jpg|100px|Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] || '''[[Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. || [[HR:hstheme.html|View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] [[HR:hstheme.ZIP|Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]] [[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar_Runner_Face_Screen_Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
|-id="smposse"
| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]] [[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
|-
| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-

| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || The wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-

| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-

|}

== Music ==

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''Because It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalia (song)|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Oh Yeah Yeah''' || [[Marzipan]]'s song from the email [[marzipan]]. || [[HR:ohyeahyeah.mp3|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail59.html|View the email that it comes from]]
|-
| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle''' || The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] jingle from [[Meet Marshie]]. || [[HR:fluffypuff.mp3|Listen to the song]] [[HR:marshie.html|View the toon that it comes from]]
|-
| '''Poop Smoke''' || A mashup including [[Poot-Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
|-
| '''Everybody''' || A constant loop of the ''"Everybody!"'' song used in the [[intro]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. Sometimes the file is [[404'd]]. || [[HR:breakbeat.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:intro.html|View the intro that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Techno''' || A sample loop from the email [[techno]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. This loop is also used in [[Main Page 4]]. || [[HR:money.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail45.html|View the email that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Banjo''' || A music sample from an Easter egg in the email [[little questions]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. Sometimes the file is [[404'd]].|| [[HR:banjo.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:sbemail43.html|View the email that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|-
| '''Drum N' Bass''' || A loop from [[Everybody to the Limit]]; also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || [[HR:drumnbass.swf|Listen to the song]] [[HR:fhqwhgads.html|View the toon that it comes from]] [[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
|}

== Images ==
Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-

| [[Image:Calibos.gif|75px]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|Calibos]]
|-

| [[Image:Dennises.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named [[Dennis]]. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|Dennis]]
|-

| [[Image:Franzer.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis Franz''' || An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. || [[HR:franzer.gif|Dennis Franz]]
|-

| [[Image:Joker.jpg|75px]] || '''Joker''' || A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || [[HR:joker.jpg|Joker]]
|-

| [[Image:Polaris.gif|75px]] || '''Happily Deranged''' || Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." || [[HR:polaris.gif|Happily Derranged]]
|-

| [[Image:Coolbot.gif|100px]] || '''Coolbot''' || Appears to be a line drawing of the [[Visor Robot]]. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:coolbot.gif|Coolbot]]
|-

| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|Cooltitle]]
|-
|-
| <center>[[Image:Homestarstamp.PNG]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|100px|Seriously]] || '''Seriously''' || Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to farther down on this page. || [[HR:hrapple.swf|View Seriously]]
|-
| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' || Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. || [[HR:waffleshirt.swf|View the shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com] '''does''' exist. || [[HR:coolest.html|View Coolest Stuff Ever]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Pom Pom]]. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|View Pom Pom Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Glossy Strong Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A black and white picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in [[2 years]]. It later appeared with Strong Bad's autograph to Homestar Runner in [[Strongest Man in the World]]. || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|View Strong Bad Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|View Marzipan Shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:HRBanners.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Banners and Link Graphics]]''' || No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on a website to link to H*R. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/banners/ Banners and Link Graphics page] (mirror).
|-
| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:everybodyknowsiteasteregg1.jpeg|100px]] || '''[[Everybody Knows It]] Production Photos''' || Three behind-the-scenes images of the first [[Puppet Stuff]] video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. || [[HR:puppet1.jpg|View first image]] [[HR:puppet2.jpg|View second image]] [[HR:puppet3.jpg|View third image]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Site Components]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Downloads]]

Talk:flashback

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 14:04:07 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* WIIIIIDE SCREEEEN! */ Forgot to sign.

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== A few things ==

A few things. Firstly, the cast list gives Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad whereas the Easter Egg section gives Senor Cardgage. Which should it be?

*EDIT: Since it's been almost a week since I posted this and I haven't had any feedback, I changed CCOSB in the cast list to Senor Cardgage, just to get rid of the contradiction. If you think they should both be CCOSB, by all means change it.

Finally, I removed this fun fact:

*The Prince of Town easter egg, which shows him asking if anyone will claim the lifetime supply of fishsticks, is there to show why he's so fat. He ate the lifetime supply of fishsticks and became the King of Town we all know and hate.

...on the grounds that it should be self-evident. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

== Cave Quest ==

In the DVD version, they talk about a game they made called "Cave Quest" for the Apple II. Is this game available for download anywhere? Did the Brothers Chaps say anything else about this title?

[[User:Agentjs03|Agentjs03]] 12:44, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Saying "e-mail" 100 times ==

Can anyone confirm that he actually says e-mail 100 times? I got 96, but it's hard to count... I just pulled up calculator and hit enter every time, but you get into a groove and accidentally hit it twice or so when he says, "eeeeee-maaaail..." --[[User:favetvshows1x3|favetvshows1x3]] 17:22, 10 Oct 2004 (MST)

*I spent a good twenty minutes and counted the emails in a .wav editing program. Yes, he DOES say "e-mail" 100 times. Phew. I'm...parched. I'm not sure if this is a Fun Fact or not, but I went ahead and added it. Feel free to change my wording (I mean, how do you refer to the word "e-mail" in an e-mail?) as you may see fit. --[[User:Bellatrix|Bellatrix]] 18:48, 22 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Combolations reference ==

This claim in fun facts looks dubious:
''When Senor Cardgage/Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad says "Many combolations, Elizagerth", it's a reference to the credits in japanese cartoon.''
???

:Have you read the transcript for [[japanese cartoon]]? Check the credits.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:43, 18 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Zagnut ==

Senor Cardgage is definitely eating a Zagnut. This also coincides with the house that gave sucky treats.
--[[User:128.135.171.66|128.135.171.66]] 22:51, 3 Feb 2005 (MST)
==Closed STUFF==
===Emails (DECLINED)===
How can the Compy know that Strong Bad has answered 100 e-mails if it wasn't there to see the Tandy emails?
*'''Decline''' Number A, facts are statements, questions are... questions. And secondly, maybe Strong Bad told it somehow (it WAS there for [[50 emails]])? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:29, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' I dunno. Why does the King Of Town eat underarm deodorant? How does Homestar hold stuff without any arms? How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? It's just one of those unanswerable questions that makes the H*R universe so hilarious! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 12:59, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' Maybe its a cartoon, and not reality? -- [[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]] 20:15, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Deline''' Who knows, who cares? [[User:The Pardack|The Pardack]]
*'''Decline.''' How did the Compy know that Strong Bad asked for a glass of water? It's a cartoon, spammit, don't take it so literally! --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 05:44, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline. Sorry.''' Ugh! These obnoxious losers and their overly agressive declines. I'm not like that. Sorry, but suspension of disbelief must be a factor in this. --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 06:33, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Declining with a visCOSity.''' This is not fun, and it's not a fact. - [[User:aaronak|aaronak]] 23:47, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*Strong Bad has a list of the e-mails he has done on his computer. You know, the list he usually has a scroll buttons song for? '''Duh-cline'''. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
===Discount Flashback Warehouse (DECLINED)===
In the Discount Flashback Warehouse Easter egg, Strong Bad sounds a lot like Senor Cardgage. In fact, the whole Easter egg resembles the Senor Cardgage Mortgage toon.
*'''Declinating the countryside, declinating the peasants...''' Of COURSE Strong Bad and Senor Cardgage sound similar - they're alternate versions of the same character. As for similarities between the two, all I see is that they're both commercials. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 23:50, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)
**'''Second.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 11:48, 13 Apr 2005 (MDT)
**'''Second.''' -- [[User:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]] 23:40, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Comment from original poster''': After watching it a couple more times, I see that the second part is quite a stretch. As for the first part, I think I need to clarify: Strong Bad ''talks'' like Senor Cardgage, i.e. he uses a monotoneous voice. (Nice decline message tho'...) Therefore, the fun fact '''rephrased:''' In the Discount Flashback Warehouse Easter egg, Strong Bad's style of speaking is similar to that of Senor Cardgage.
*Excardon me, but what differation does that make, Valerie? '''Decriminoted (decline).'''' [[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]]
*Okay, maybe it's just me, but does anybody else notice that Strong Bad's voice is kinda rasp and expressionless? That's what I'm basing the whole thing on.
*'''Decline''' Matt Chapman can only do so many different voices, and it makes it especially hard to try and do two alternates to the same character. Strong Bad also does somewhat of a Senor Cardgage voice at the end of [[theme park]]. -[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]]
*'''Comment''' One might also add that both seem to have a common source. That is, the cheap television ads that small businesses create. If you somehow don't know what I'm talking about, just watch a local network for a little while, you'll see and hear plenty of dead air, gaudy graphics, poor diction, and bad acting. Actually, I don't know how you can fully appreciate Homestar Runner without having watched even that small amount of TV.
**SIGN YOUR VOTES! [[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 16:05, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
***"Comment" is not a vote. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 20:27, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''D3kl1n3!!''' I didn't bother to read all this to see if somebody had already said this, but The 'Discount' bit came before 'Senor Cardgage' bit. --[[User:kerrek slaya|kerrek slaya]] 02:50, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Here comes the Thnikka-Decline-Man!''' Um, it's also a second with Kerrek Slaya, but sewiously, this did come out before [[Senor Mortgage]]. Check your facts, folks. ---[[User:the spludge|the spludge]] 16:43, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Comment from original poster:''' Ah cwap, I did forget to check the release dates. My apologies to the hrwiki users. This might have been the wohst hundwed wohds I evoh spent.
**'''Note on the characters:''' Strong Bad and Senor Cardgage are not the same person or even alternate versions of one another. According to Strong Sad, Senor Cardgage was a real person who lived nearby the Strongs' home. Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad is a hypothetical version of Strong Bad who ''resembles'' Senor Cardgage. --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 14:51, 17 Apr 2005 (PDT)
*'''DEE-CLINE!''' Aslo note that:
:(A) Senor Cartgage IS Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad. He's a, as Zajac said, a hypothetical version of Strong Bad.
:(B) Strong Bad, in this case, is bored and sad. Senor Cartgage is pretty much always bored and sad, and so, as a result of being simply a hypothetical version of Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage is going to sound like Strong Bad here.
[[User:TakuaKaita600|TakuaKaita600]] 17:12, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Remove useless comment on main page ==

One of the comments on the main flashback page says that Strong Bad says "My very own a The Cheat" but that the text is "My very own The Cheat." This is useless, because this is just Strong Bad's weird accent. He often calls The Cheat "uh-The Cheat". For an example see [[for kids]], when he asks, "Can you say, uh-The Cheat?"

It's very useless indeed, but it's not uh-The Cheat, it's a The Cheat. As in 'a book' or 'a Tragic Clown Dog'. [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 15:56, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== very not-so-low prices ==

Do you think that Strong Bad's "How can I make these prices any lower"
could be a reference to how Wal Mart says they have low prices but they're not?

Wal-Mart has great prices. I got a Gamecube there for fifty cents less and two games more than at Best Buy. --[[User:homestar3.14|homestar3.14]] 04:10, 28 May 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, but once they raised the prices on Slimfast for 1 week by a dollar and "lowered" it to the original price. --[[User:Ookelaylay|Ookelaylay]] 21:24, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Hey! ==

A long time ago, shortly after I joined, I added a remark about how Sir Strong Bad's shaving off half his mustache would hurt, since it is shown he has bones in it in That a Ghost? Why? --[[User:Ookelaylay|Ookelaylay]] 21:26, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Why what? {{User:FireBird/sig}} 21:27, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::Yeah? [[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]]

Why was it assasinated? --[[User:Ookelaylay|Ookelaylay]] 12:59, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Because it is nothing but speculation. What if he just had bones stuck inside his mustache? Don't try to be scientific with things that make no reasonable sense in the first place. (like mustaches having bones) - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

:: Yep.

-Alex H.

== bubs stand ==

*"If bubs is there why are Mr. Bland and Señor not under his stand?" I posted this on the bored and it gets removed. should it be removed or not?--[[User:69.202.82.162|69.202.82.162]] 15:38, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:*I think it should be removed, because we only see Bubs, not Bubs' Concession Stand. As was pointed out in the reversion notes, Bubs could've been around before opening his Stand (I can't imagine what he did with his time). {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 15:42, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::*It must be so, because in the original book, which must have happened after Flashback as The Cheat is out of the egg, Senor and Mr. Bland were still not yet crushed by the stand. They must have gotten crushed sometime btween the first book and Where is my Hat At. [[User:Geshmalderborgen|Geshmalder]] 15:56, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:* Or they could have survived getting crushed. Who knows? As I said above, don't try to be scientific with things that make no scientific sense. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

::*The whole story could be apocryphal. Strong Bad has a history of making up whatever he feels like, and we all seem to be overlooking the fact that, supposedly, he and Coach Z were playing a game ''on the moon'' and rode a ''sweet, sweet rainbow bridge'' back to earth. Science! I said science again! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:23, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== E-mails Strong Bad didn't answer ==

{| border=1 style="background:#ffdd99"
| When the Compy said Strong Bad had answered 100 e-mails, that's not entirely true. He answered two in 50 emails, two more in 2 emails, and you could say he answered more than one in huttah! (although he didn't answer any in anything or mile). Depending on your definition of "answering" an email, he read extras in spring cleaning (although they were promptly deleted). If you count by each toon being an e-mail, then he still answered in excess of 103 e-mails, since the three bonus e-mails on the DVD are presumably pre-100th. In addition, there is a "preview email" in the Toons Menu and never before seen emails in personal favorites. So really, at the time of the hundredth e-mail, Strong Bad actually has answered more than 100 e-mails. The hundredth email was actually answered somewhere between Emails 83-94.
|}

Just thought it might be worth mentioning that SB technically didn't answer two e-mails: [[mile]] (where The Cheat took it over, and technically that wasn't a real e-mail either), and [[anything]] (where Homestar poured Mountain Dew on the Compy's keyboard).
:Yeah, those are already mentioned in the quoted item. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Holy crap! I've forgotten how to read!! (Sorry, I think I'll stop with the comments for today.) -- [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 21:53, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

I think that by "100th email", they mean "100th episode of the email show." Because, not only has he answered more than 100 on the site, I find it hard to believe that he would have never answered any emails on his own before the email show started. And bonus episodes don't count. That's kinda what bonus means. --[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 07:28, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

== The PoT's Quote ==

I always thought that in the Easter egg, the Prince of Town said, "Well, no one claimed this lifetime supply of fishsticks..." instead of "Will no one claim this lifetime supply of fishsticks?" Just thought it was worth noting. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:14, 29 December 2005 (UTC)

== Triva is wrong ==

The first bullet mentions that strongbad never wore a shirt after finding out that homestrar was wearing the same shirt he was, but he wears one in different town.
:That could be counted as part of Strong Bad's imagination, and therefore non-canon... However, the real proof comes from that that was the original idea for the episode that they later scrapped. Therefore, it's not accurate at all. It's still notable, of course, because it was the original idea for the episode. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Lowercase i's ==

Is it just me, or are the I's in the two "Wierd"s lowercase? It isn't mentioned in the transcript.http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/thorax.pnginlion: 03:37, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

== 150th e-mail ==

This makes you think, will Strong Bad do anything for his 150th email? It's obvious he'd do something for the 50th, 100th, or 200th, but 150th? Feb. 21, 2006

yep, prolly so. prolly some kind of extended flashback or class reunion. {{User:Csours/sig}} 07:39, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
:I bet they will too. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:25, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

== Comment concerning the declined fact Discount Flashback Warehouse==

*'''just sayin'''': Dang, you people are vicious with your declines. Well, it may not matter anymore, but I agree with this guy. Strong Bad was obviously not talking in his usual voice, and his voice did indeed sound very reminiscent of Senor Cardgage. Strong Bad says often that he thinks Senor is so cool, so why wouldn't he imitate him? And as far as them being different versions of the same character: Like Stinkoman and Sterrance, Senor Cardgage is a character that was created as a variation on Strong Bad to satisfy someone's question, but, just to be funny, was made into his own character. Creepy Comb-Over guy and Senor Cardgage have to be the same person, because he wears Strong Bad's mask (indicating that he's the variant of Strong Bad) but he's still referred to as Senor Cardgage in various toons. Yet on more than on occasion, Strong Bad is seen talking to Senor Cardgage (indicating that the variant and the original are two separate entities). So in conclusion, Senor Cardgage is his own separate person, and Strong Bad likes him so much that he imitates him in this easter egg. BIGGITY!--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 05:57, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:He was created in much the same way as [[Homsar]], via [[homsar]]. A misspelling leads to a short little joke character, leads to a full blown main character. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:39, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

== "grrl"......or"grrrl" ==

I was just wondering, the word "grrl"(or "grrrl") has appeared somewhat throughout [[http://homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner]] and I though there should be a section about "grrl".....(or "grrrl")

:I would like to direct you to [[Grrl|this]] page. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 01:40, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

== Old Accent? ==

How do we get the email being read in the old accent? Sounds like the current voice to me, aside from "joo" for "you". When Matt intends to do the old accent, it's unmistakeable. If no good arguments come in, I'll reword that part of the transcript. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:01, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

== bob "homestar duckshirt" dylan ==

homestar sounds a good bit like bob dylan as he counts his 10 steps. {{User:Csours/sig}} 07:37, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

What do you mean? Like, in any specific song? How do you compare them? --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 21:33, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

== External link ==

The link to http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=2961 just brings me to what seems to be a search engine. Judging by what else is on the page, I'd say this is probably a case of [[wikipedia:Domain parking|domain parking]]. The line "This page provided to the domain owner free by Sedo's Domain Parking" down at the bottom of the page also seems to support this. Anyway, just letting you know. [[User:67.78.136.222|67.78.136.222]] 06:16, 13 April 2006 (UTC)(KaloFoxfire)

== Stuck in his Craw ==
hey, what does it mean to get something stuck in your craw? and should it be mentioned here under remarks or something?
--{{User:Choc-O-Lardiac_Arrest/sig}} 05:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
:Here's what [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stick%20in%20one's%20craw dictionary.com] has to say about it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Verifying my Edit ==

I just put on the following, because I thought it was a good idea. 
<blockquote>*This E-mail also explains why the King of Town is so fat and where The Cheat came from.</blockquote> 
I'm putting it on the discussion page to see if anyone disagrees with me. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 19:29, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

:Gosh, this fact seems familiar. I think it has come and gone before, but I don't know. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:32, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

==We've got this season,last season,and stuff I just made up!==
What is the Last season(Tandy) email supposed to be?(guest)
:Did you check the transcript. "Last season. {He gestures to the right where a screen from '''"band names"''' appears.} "—[[User:Geshmalderborgen|גשמלדרברגן]] 23:16, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

==Rainbow Bridge==

Could the rainbow bridge refer to Care Bears, who used a rainbow to come from Care-A-Lot to Earth? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 01:56, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

:It could be, but there are other [[wikipedia:Rainbow Bridge|rainbow bridges]] out there as well. So it would be speculation.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== WIIIIIDE SCREEEEN! ==

The way that Strongbad says "WIIIIIDE SCREEEEEN" could be a reference to Universe Of Energy, a ride located at Epcot in Walt Disney World. Ellen DeGeneres says this the same way before the screen widens. [[User:DNA Evidence|DNA Evidence]] 00:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

:Do you know when the ride was made? When I went (in 2005), I don't recall hearing about any such ride. Because if it came after, it's not a reference. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 00:18, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
::Yes. It was DEFINATELY made before 2005. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe_of_Energy Wikipedia article!] {{User:DNA Evidence/sig}}

Talk:flashback

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:58:37 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* WIIIIIDE SCREEEEN! */ added sumptin

Matt Cake

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 02:14:39 GMT

DNA Evidence: fixed?

[[Image:Mattcake.png|thumb|Matt Cake]]
[[Image:MattChapmanwithlittlegirl.jpg|thumb|left|The original picture]]
Matt Cake is a secret page on the site. It is a genuinely scary picture of a cake drawn on [[Matt Chapman|Matt Chapman's]] face.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face.

Matt Cake

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 02:14:06 GMT

DNA Evidence: Don't know if this deserves its own page tho...

[[Image:Mattcake.png|thumb|Matt Cake]]
[[Image:MattChapmanwithlittlegirl.jpg|thumb|The original picture]]
Matt Cake is a secret page on the site. It is a genuinely scary picture of a cake drawn on [[Matt Chapman|Matt Chapman's]] face.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face.

User:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:42:30 GMT

DNA Evidence: Vandalized

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Testing my sig! {{User:DNA Evidence/sig}}, {{User:DNA Evidence/sig}} 01:38, 30 May 2007 (UTC)!

User:DNA Evidence/sig

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:36:27 GMT

DNA Evidence: Moved the image.

[[Image:DNAEvidenceSig.png|20px]][[User:DNA Evidence|dna evidence]]([[User talk:DNA Evidence|t]] · [[Special:Contributions/DNA Evidence|c]])

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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:35:48 GMT

DNA Evidence: Or not.

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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:35:25 GMT

DNA Evidence: Done! =)

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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:35:00 GMT

DNA Evidence: fixed

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{{sigbox}}
^I'll remove that in a sec.

User:DNA Evidence/sig

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:33:40 GMT

DNA Evidence: Created my new sig.

[[User:DNA Evidence|([[User talk:DNA Evidence|t]] · [[Special:Contributions/DNA Evidence|c]])[[Image:DNAEvidenceSig.png|20px]]]]

User talk:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:28:23 GMT

DNA Evidence: Nvm...

== Subpage ==

Hey there Mr. Evidence. I noticed youve made a [[User:DNA_Evidence/About_Me|subpage]] on your user page for information about you. I'm afraid that doesn't fit the [[HRWiki:User_space#What_about_user_subpages.3F|userpage guidelines]] so it will have to be deleted. The information on the subpage, however, could easily be moved to your [[User:DNA_Evidence|user page]] if you would like to move it there. Thanks! — {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:30, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:Okay. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 21:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::And that's why I believe the DNA Evidence has been tampered with. I'm not a sysop so I can't delete pages, but I told someone else to. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I noticed I couldn't DELETED! it. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 23:09, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Signature ==
Hey there. I noticed that your signature (or at least what you use as a signature) is too long. In order for it to be ''technically'' acceptable, it needs to fit inside this ({{sigbox| }}) box.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:03, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
:Okay, thanks for letting me know. *hopes he doesn't have to go back and fix all the "I TAMPERED WITH THE DNA EVIDENCE"s he left* [[User:DNA Evidence|dna evidence]] 01:07, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
::I wouldn't worry about changing old signatures, unless there are some remaining in old STUFF votes, etc. Laters, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:10, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Hey, I noticed that you keep having to remove the timestamp from your STUFF vote... if you sign on STUFF with just 3 tildes, <code><nowiki>~~~</nowiki></code>, then it'll only put your signature, not the timestamp. Hope that makes things easier for you. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
::::Yeah, I just noticed that when I was trying to find the sig guidelines page. Thanks! [[User:DNA Evidence|dna evidence]] (hope it looks right!)

User talk:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:27:43 GMT

DNA Evidence: Fixed sig, I think/hope

User talk:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:26:58 GMT

DNA Evidence:

== Subpage ==

Hey there Mr. Evidence. I noticed youve made a [[User:DNA_Evidence/About_Me|subpage]] on your user page for information about you. I'm afraid that doesn't fit the [[HRWiki:User_space#What_about_user_subpages.3F|userpage guidelines]] so it will have to be deleted. The information on the subpage, however, could easily be moved to your [[User:DNA_Evidence|user page]] if you would like to move it there. Thanks! — {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:30, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:Okay. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 21:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::And that's why I believe the DNA Evidence has been tampered with. I'm not a sysop so I can't delete pages, but I told someone else to. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I noticed I couldn't DELETED! it. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 23:09, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Signature ==
Hey there. I noticed that your signature (or at least what you use as a signature) is too long. In order for it to be ''technically'' acceptable, it needs to fit inside this ({{sigbox| }}) box.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:03, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
:Okay, thanks for letting me know. *hopes he doesn't have to go back and fix all the "I TAMPERED WITH THE DNA EVIDENCE"s he left* [[User:DNA Evidence|dna evidence]] 01:07, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
::I wouldn't worry about changing old signatures, unless there are some remaining in old STUFF votes, etc. Laters, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:10, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Hey, I noticed that you keep having to remove the timestamp from your STUFF vote... if you sign on STUFF with just 3 tildes, <code><nowiki>~~~</nowiki></code>, then it'll only put your signature, not the timestamp. Hope that makes things easier for you. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
::::Yeah, I just noticed that when I was trying to find the sig guidelines page. Thanks!! [[User:DNA Evidence|dna evidence [[Image:DNAEvidenceSig.png]]]] (hope it looks right!)

File:DNAEvidenceSig.png

DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:24:52 GMT

DNA Evidence: {{personal-image-sig|DNA Evidence}}

== Summary ==
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DNA Evidence — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:07:44 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Signature */

Making of Email 100

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:27:10 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:Making_of_100_email.jpg|thumb|right|220px||Under Construction]]
'''Making of Email 100''' is a time-lapse video showing the making of the Strong Bad Email "[[flashback]]."

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Matt Chapman}}, [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Missy Palmer]], [[Don and Harriet Chapman]]

'''Runnning Time:''' 3:07

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==Easter Eggs==

*This video features hidden audio commentary by Matt and Mike. Just switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching

==Commentary Transcript==

('''Commentary by:''' Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman)

'''MATT:''' Okay, here's us making the hundredth email. We started with the easiest part, and funnest part, which is doing the Limozeen Easter egg.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, you can see Ryan editing that on the far right of the screen, he's editing the uh, Easter egg and layering them, and keying out the green.

'''MATT:''' Right, and Mike, what're you doing right now?

'''MIKE:''' I am making sandals and socks for Homestar, that never appeared. And a green duck shirt... uh—

'''MATT:''' Instead of a yellow duck shirt.

'''MIKE:''' Instead of a yellow duck shirt.

'''MATT:''' Uh, now I'm recording... this might be recording the Limozeen egg sounds, we were recording that actually. Or, I may be recording an early email... Oh no, that's what it is. It's recording the uh, if you went to [[Not the 100th Email!!!|sbemail100.html]] that's what we're doing right now.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right. We did that on Sunday night. So this is Sunday night. And, here is Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' So, Day two. We actually changed clothes—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I think we're—

'''MATT:''' —probably the only three days in a row that we actually changed clothes, and we happened to get it all on film.

'''MIKE:''' Um, I think we're re-writing the email here, for the most part.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That's what you're doing, anyway.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' We pretty much started from scratch.

'''MATT:''' So now re-recording the email, and recording new sounds for it. And some music for it!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah... perhaps the, um...

'''MATT and MIKE:''' Email is awesome!

'''MIKE:''' Email is weird song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's a good one. Um, ah that's— Melissa came by to record her one line—

'''MIKE:''' "Ready and set and go now!"

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And then, the thing, her Easter egg.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, that's right.

'''MATT:''' That was it. That was Melissa's involvement. So this music, Mike, tell 'em about the music.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, the music was made using a [http://qotile.net/synth.html Synthcart], a home-brewed Atari cartridge by our friend Paul Slocum. Um, it's awesome.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' is making—

'''MIKE:''' Oh, there goes our parents and Aunt Jim.

'''MATT:''' ''{cracking up}'' Aunt— Aunt Jim and Uncle Rosy!

'''MIKE:''' ''{correcting himself, laughing}'' Uncle Jim! Sorry, Aunt Jim!

'''MATT:''' Uncle Jim and Aunt Rosy.

'''MIKE:''' Um, see— you can see I'm working on the children's book graphics and stuff there, the egg just popped open, um, with The Cheat inside of it.

'''MATT:''' Right. I'm over there doing all the, like, widescreen, beginning and end, all the Easter eggs and stuff. I swear I'm doing stuff over there.

''{Mike laughs.}''

'''MIKE:''' So this is Monday night.

'''MATT:''' Day three!

'''MIKE:''' Tuesday morning. Um... making some music over there... just the music for the children's book part.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We defin— Yeah that's exactly what it was. I touch my face a lot. I'm drinking a lot of water and I'm touching my face a lot. So this is, this is when we're totally jamming out. Together. This might have been the "''{sic}''Email is Awesome", actually.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I don't know what that other part was.

'''MATT:''' 'Cause it had bass in it.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, maybe it was the Limozeen... No... ''{mumbling}'' ''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, there's the Old-Timey Strong Bad Easter egg I was doing, and the Homestar one where he was wearing that duck shirt.

'''MATT:''' You just did the Strong Bad Email Menu. Looks like we're getting close, Mike. You seem to be waiting for me to finish.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ooh, I made the glass, yup. ''{Now speaking alone}'' Here I come up at the front of the screen, I stood up there for, like, three minutes, right there, that was like three minutes.

'''MATT:''' And that's the end.

==Fun Facts==
*Near the beginning of the video, you can see Mike working on graphics that never made it into the email, which feature normal-style [[Homestar Runner]] wearing socks, sandals, and a ''green'' [[duckie shirt]].
:*This is because, originally, story elements included Strong Bad wearing a star shirt, and Marzipan attempting to do something about Homestar's awful fashion sense (his duckie shirt, and also in this version, a pair of sandals). She gets him a star shirt, and Strong Bad rips his own shirt off in protest, which is why nowadays, Strong Bad almost never wears a shirt.
*Within the first 5 seconds, Matt puts on his [[Limozeen]] wig while at his laptop computer.

==See Also==
* [[strongbad_email.exe]]

[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

One Two, One Two

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:19:15 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Goofs */ Added one

{{toonnav|Shorts|onetwo|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:One Two.png|thumb|"One, two, one, two...."]]

A music video made up of sounds by all the characters.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Outer Space]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 28, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 1:33

'''Page Title:''' Lookout World!

==Transcript==
''{Open to Homestar walking in The Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... ''{continues in background}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of [[whatsit]]. As he does, noises are generated.}''

''{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding various objects into sausages}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Ah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith. He continues to make noises with the whatsit}''

''{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I go! ''{pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''

''{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two...

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}''

''{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm ''dancin''! ''Dancin''! Homsar solo!

''{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{vaguely similarly to the song Strong Bad was singing}''
AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!

''{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{guitar riff}''

''{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like a motorcade! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! ''{sound effects stop}'' ''{out of key}'' You can meet me down at the arcade! ''{no longer singing}'' Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. ''{taps the brush he is holding}'' Is this thing broken?

''{fade out}''

''{The [[MixMastah 800]] appears, allowing the user to turn on any combination of effects and alter their audio output. Initially, only Bubs' effect turned on.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Motorcade|motorcade]] is a procession of cars leading a VIP, usually a political figure, down a main road.

===Trivia===
*The items Bubs grinds into sausages include a [[steak]], a tennis ball, and a [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]] carton.

===Remarks===
*Homestar doesn't say "one, two" in time with his walking in some parts.
*The MixMastah 800 has a higher sound quality than the short preceding it, similar to the sound quality in [[An Important Rap Song]] and [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*In the MixMastah 800, Homsar's solo is in stereo and switches back and forth from the right channel to the left.
*Pressing any of the MixMastah 800's "ON" buttons will start that scene's sounds in sync with the others. However, pressing the buttons next to Strong Bad starts him singing at the beginning of the chorus or verse after a delay, so that his singing doesn't match up with the downbeats unless you're careful about exactly when you push the button.
*Strong Bad is in the same [[Showering|shower]] as Homestar was in on [[Main Page 14]].
*The toon is only linked on the main page, not in the toons menu.

===Goofs===
[[Image:No_Leg_Strong_Bad!.gif|thumb|No Leg Strong Bad!]]
*At one point, during a cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z, the score on the scoreboard changes from 12 to 2 for a single frame before changing to 13.
**When it is 13, it just barely sticks out of the box.
*In the MixMastah, Pom Pom's sound effect also includes The Poopsmith's effect in the background.
*In the MixMastah 800, Strong Bad wears a different shower cap than in the toon itself.
**The shower cap Strong Bad wears in the MixMastah is the same one Homestar wears in Main Page 14.
*Strong Bad does not have legs when shown on the MixMastah 800.
*Strong Sad pats his belly 20 times, but the scoreboard displays a score of 18 at the end.
*At one part when The King of Town is eating his marshmallows one appears outside his moustache when he eats it.
*On the MixMastah 800, the lines on the screens for Homsar and Strong Bad are moving even when they aren't turned on, unlike all of the others.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but clicking it would cause all the sounds from the MixMastah to continue playing with the replayed toon. This was fixed with the removal of the "Again?" button.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Sketchbook060727.png|thumb|Keep on Trucking!]]
*Homestar Runner's animation is based on a [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-07-27|Weekly Sketchbook]] image, and was previously shown at the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech talk]]. A [[graffiti]] image of Coach Z seen behind Strong Sad was also from a [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-24|Sketchbook]] image.
*The starry background in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in [[ghosts]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Homestar walks references the iconic [http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/truckin.html "Truckin'"] images by [[Wikipedia:Robert Crumb|R. Crumb]].
* The 'Fightin' Coach Z's' logo resembles [[Wikipedia:Notre Dame Fighting Irish football|Notre Dame]]'s 'Fighting Irish' logo.
*Pom Pom's money throwing is a reference to the "Makin' It Rain" technique employed by rappers.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:onetwo.html|watch "One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwo.swf|view the Flash file for "One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwomixer.html|view the "MixMastah 800"]]
* [[HR:onetwomixer.swf|view the Flash file for the "MixMastah 800"]]
* [[Forum:11543|forum thread re: "One Two"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|onetwo}}
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Trophies

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:32:06 GMT

DNA Evidence: Reworded some stuff (part of my "I'm so bored, I'll go and make gramatical edits" project)

[[Image:crazy_cartoon_cheat_trophies.PNG|thumb|"Three trophies for The Cheat!"]]

'''Trophies''' appear frequently in [[Free Country, USA]], particularly connected with [[The Cheat]], who appears to have somewhat of a obsession with trophies.. They are often given as the prize for various [[contests]].

== Appearances ==
*[[Original Book]] - [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Pom Pom]] share the Strongest Man in the World trophy.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] - [[Marzipan]] wins the Reddest Radish trophy.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] - Homestar Runner and [[Strong Bad]] trying to pose as Pom Pom share the "What a Great Prize This Is" trophy.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] - The Cheat's [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|cigarettes]] are "[[Trophy Lights]]".
*[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] - This has a trophy watermark for A Jumping Jack Contest.
*[[Awexome Cross]] - If you win, you receive a [[pizza]] trophy.
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] - The Cheat's cartoon features him being given trophies by Strong Bad (twice), Homestar Runner and [[Coach Z]].
*Email [[kids' book]] - Strong Bad changes "shared the trophy" in the Original Book to "lifted a [[Toilets|comode]]"  (Easter egg [[Strumstar Hammer]]).
*[[New Boots]] - Strong Bad says that, with a little extra effort, he might have given The Cheat "a trophy full of [[Steak]]-umms".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - You can receive the message "Yeah. You smote the [[Kerrek]]. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums" (a reference to the aforementioned Steak-umms).
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] - [[Li'l Brudder]] pops out of a "Just One" trophy.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] - Pom Pom wins the [[Golbol]] trophy.

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Trophies

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:31:48 GMT

DNA Evidence: Reworded some stuff (part of my "I'm so bored, I'll go and make gramatical edits" project)

[[Image:crazy_cartoon_cheat_trophies.PNG|thumb|"Three trophies for The Cheat!"]]

'''Trophies''' appear frequently in [[Free Country, USA]], particularly connected with [[The Cheat]], who appears to have somewhat of a obsession with trophies.. They are often given as the prize in various [[contests]].

== Appearances ==
*[[Original Book]] - [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Pom Pom]] share the Strongest Man in the World trophy.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] - [[Marzipan]] wins the Reddest Radish trophy.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] - Homestar Runner and [[Strong Bad]] trying to pose as Pom Pom share the "What a Great Prize This Is" trophy.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] - The Cheat's [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|cigarettes]] are "[[Trophy Lights]]".
*[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] - This has a trophy watermark for A Jumping Jack Contest.
*[[Awexome Cross]] - If you win, you receive a [[pizza]] trophy.
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] - The Cheat's cartoon features him being given trophies by Strong Bad (twice), Homestar Runner and [[Coach Z]].
*Email [[kids' book]] - Strong Bad changes "shared the trophy" in the Original Book to "lifted a [[Toilets|comode]]"  (Easter egg [[Strumstar Hammer]]).
*[[New Boots]] - Strong Bad says that, with a little extra effort, he might have given The Cheat "a trophy full of [[Steak]]-umms".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - You can receive the message "Yeah. You smote the [[Kerrek]]. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums" (a reference to the aforementioned Steak-umms).
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] - [[Li'l Brudder]] pops out of a "Just One" trophy.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] - Pom Pom wins the [[Golbol]] trophy.

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Sound Effects

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:00:26 GMT

DNA Evidence: Added the DELETED! buzzer from One Two.

'''Sound Effects''' are commonly used and recycled in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Many of them are easily recognized, but some are a little more obscure. The most frequently used sound effects are [[The Geddup Noise]] and [[The Paper]]'s [[Preeeeow]].

''All audio files on this page are encoded in the [[Wikipedia:Ogg|Ogg]] [[Wikipedia:Vorbis|Vorbis]] format.''

==Collected Sounds==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Sound Effect !! Also Used By !! Appearances !! Listen
|-
|align=center id="homsar_walking"| [[Homsar]]'s walking noise
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], [[The Virus|Virus'd Strong Mad]], jet packs, a falling [[Li'l Brudder]], the Git Outcha Seat Sound logo, a tied-up [[Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Bad]] wobbling back and forth
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[bottom 10]], [[virus]], [[crying]], [[geddup noise]], [[for kids]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[cliffhangers]], [[retirement]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Homsar_walk.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Old-timey]] dancing tune
|align=center| Scene in [[Hell]], people pelting tomatoes
|align=center| [[Parsnips A Plenty]], [[That A Ghost]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]], [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Dance.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 'Secret Eating' sound
|align=center| Inappropriate Peer-2-Teen Behaviors, Lurking Horrors, Shiver with Flavor, Departure of [[Eh! Steve!]]'s mouth, Covered Bridges trance, [[Coach Z]] after removing his bathing suit
|align=center| [[Meet Marshie]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[date]], [[the show]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Fall Float Parade]], [[underlings]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lurking_horrors.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Cheering crowd
|align=center| Another crowd
|align=center| [[Everybody to the Limit (Live)]], [[Cool Things]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Croudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The imaginary masses
|align=center| Various crowds
|align=center| [[colonization]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[lady...ing]], [[mascot]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Othercroudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Groans from the audience
|align=center| Another audience
|align=center| [[Senorial Day]], [[record book]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Two_groans.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gasps from the audience
|align=center| Limozeen gasping, Cheat Commandos gasping
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[sb_email 22]], [[caffeine]], [[Shopping for Danger]], [[best thing]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[your funeral]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Gasp.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[DELETED]] buzzer
|align=center| Pages from [[Count Longardeaux's Book]], a grade of F--, [[The Show]]'s buzzer noise, winning the [[Champeenship]], guessing the wrong Sid, getting a question wrong, the sweatpants button on [[Le Restige]], battery fault disqualification, firewall BLOCKing, scoreboard adding a point
|align=center| [[spring cleaning]], [[sisters]], [[50 emails]], [[huttah!]], [[unused emails]], [[virus]], [[record book]], [[for kids]], [[Main Page 19]], [[montage]], [[Homestar's "Sid" Game]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[lady fan]], [[the chair]], [[strong badathlon]], [[from work]], [[One Two]]
|align=center| {{Audio|DELETED.ogg|Listen}}
|- id="the_paper"
|align=center| [[The Paper]] noise
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]]'s scene with the Poms
|align=center| All [[Strong Bad Email]]s, save for [[superhero name]], [[vacation]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[death metal]].
|align=center| {{Audio|The_Paper.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
|align=center| Explosions such as "Poomp!" in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[couch patch]], [[pizzaz]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|align=center| {{Audio|The Cheat Head Exploding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Dazed [[Homestar Runner]]
|align=center| Homestar after a party, [[Señor]]'s wobbling grapes, [[Strong Bad]] after watching a remixed email
|align=center| [[car]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s dream
|align=center| Fishing show intro, a fishing trip with [[Senor Cardgage]]
|align=center| [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[lures & jigs]], [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ZsDream.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The "Space" theme shutdown sound from ''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Plus!|Microsoft Plus! for Windows]]''
|align=center| [[Strong Mad]] in space, [[Nebulon]]'s departure, [[The Poopsmith]] getting out of the pool
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[New Boots]], [[narrator]], [[keep cool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Spaceshutdown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A dry wheeze
|align=center| [[Sickly Sam]]'s departure, the dry meal, Air Puffing, book opening, pants "poofing" away, perfume cloud
|align=center| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]], [[That A Ghost]], [[highschool]], [[senior prom]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Poof.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The [[Cheat Commandos]] helicopter
|align=center| The Cheat Skycam Traffic helicopter
|align=center| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[local news]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Tup_tup_tup_etc.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The [[Tandy 400]] just before it explodes
|align=center| [[Strong Sad]] coming off of caffeine, John Newell being switched off, the virused universe shutting down, the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] shutting off, [[Coach Z]]'s power switching off
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[caffeine]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[virus]], [[part-time job]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Beeoo.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Slide Whistle
|align=center| [[Pom Pom]]'s family portrait, radish flying through the air, finishing a bronco trolley, Strong Bad jumping into frame, [[Eh! Steve!]] jumping off-screen, Strong Mad throwing out Homestar, Sickly Sam rising from the grave
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[unused emails]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Ehsteve_jump.ogg|Listen}}
|-id="wind"
|align=center| An eerie wind
|align=center| An appearance by the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], Error page toons, a computer-less desk, deeply foul stenches, an email-less [[Lappy 486|Lappy]]
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[animal]], [[couch patch]], [[Sick Day]], [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Wind_whistling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Downloads" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Killing the Bad Graphics Ghost
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[Main Page 13]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Downloads_atari.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Strong Sad being pegged with kickballs
|align=center| [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] playing tennis, Strong Sad's husky body
|align=center| [[1 step ahead]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[modeling]], [[Cool Things]], [[unnatural]], [[One Two]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Kickballsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Stinkoman]]'s boots when walking
|align=center| Strong Bad's [['Lectric Boots]] when walking
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[extra plug]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lectric_boots.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[RhinoFeeder]]'s snakes
|align=center| Fleeing spiders
|align=center| [[video games]], [[RhinoFeeder]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Snakes.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A tricked-out propellor cap's hydraulics
|align=center| Strong Bad's [[Grabbo Arm]]
|align=center| [[car]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Grabbo_arm.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Booing crowd
|align=center| Another booing crowd
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Boocrowd.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Various dramatic poses
|align=center| Homestar's [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes|creepy pants]], sudden freeze
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[long pants]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[theme song]], [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Shingwoow.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A mysterious drilling sound
|align=center| [[Lil' Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]], The Cheat drilling both Strong Sad's face and hands, [[Stinkoman|Stinkoman's boots]] being tricked out, Head Bad receiving some more muscle
|align=center| [[privileges]], [[origins]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Drillsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gross goopy sound
|align=center| Goopy blood background, [[Marshie]]'s trail, Costume Transition, The Denzel, Scared to Death, Yella Paint, Radioactive ooze, Stinkoman grabbing pudding, 1-Up's nose running, [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Free_Petry_Dish%2C_USA_Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]s replicating, Grape jelly spewing from Zombie Strong Bad, Strong Bad sliding off the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] after slamming into it
|align=center| [[Malloween Commercial]], [[the show]], [[bedtime story]], [[That A Ghost]], [[Cool Things]], [[action figure]], [[Under Construction]], [[animal]], [[highschool]], [[your funeral]], [[Drive-Thru]]
|align=center| {{Audio|GrossGoopy.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Sparking wire
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s power going out, a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow commercial being interrupted by a commercial for [[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers]], stuff the "evil half" of the brain likes
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bottom 10]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Zizzap.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Store" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Hitting a force field, Baby Strong Bad's video game
|align=center| [[Main Page 13]], [[Secret Collect]], [[highschool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|AtariStore.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Scrolling through options
|align=center| Scrolling through email names, Color Wheel Roulette
|align=center| [[Random Toon]], [[technology]], [[redesign]]
|align=center| {{Audio|RandomToonScrolling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Chewing Marshmallows
|align=center| (in progress)
|align=center| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[The Luau]], [[One Two]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing
|align=center| Body slam, radish landing, [[Heavy Lourde]], Banned in the UK, [[Eh! Steve!]] landing, [[The Cheat]] landing, Strong Sad passing out from caffeine
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[homsar]], [[sb_email 22]], [[Homsar Main Page]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[caffeine]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|HeavyLanding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Pants Drop
|align=center| (in progress)
|align=center| [[stand-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|PantsFallingDown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Kicking The Cheat]]
|align=center| Punching the [[Tandy]], Kicking an arcade game, Puppet Homestar getting hit in the head with a baby swing
|align=center| [[little animal]], [[invisibility]], [[car]], [[Secret Pages#Games|Kicking Game]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[The System is Down]], [[crying]], [[Arcade Game]], [[TROGDOR!]], [[Summer Short Shorts]] ''{others}''
|align=center| {{Audio|Punch1.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Collecting a capsule
|align=center| Collecting an extra life, cracking a Bitzar
|align=center| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| "[[The Sturge]]" theme
|align=center| Strong Sad's [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|caffeine-laced]] entrance
|align=center| [[radio]], [[boring (really)]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Creepy music
|align=center| Strong Bad searching for the tape, Gingivitis shock-you-mentary, Marshie Balloon approach, 3 Years Ago screen, the opening to the 4actor Z trailer, in an interdimensional void, beginning of a cliffhanger
|align=center| [[stunt double]], [[bedtime story]], [[Fall Float Parade]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[narrator]], [[alternate universe]], [[cliffhangers]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_creepymusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Water dripping from Homestar's shower
|align=center| Water dripping in [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], water dripping from a towel, water dripping in a bathtub
|align=center| [[Main Page 14]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[cliffhangers]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ShowerDrip.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Spooky jungle music
|align=center| When Strong Bad opens up Strong Mad's closet, when Strong Bad talks about "Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends", when Strong Bad talks about the pop-up book's fridge being a source of unspeakable power
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[myths & legends]], [[pop-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SpookyMusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Jangly Homestar
|align=center| Homestar's change
|align=center| [[do over]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_change.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 5.25 floppy loading
|align=center| Changing a graphic, [[The Robot (storybook)]] powering down, Strong Bad's old computers making the sound, inserting CheatWare disk 
|align=center| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[retirement]], [[from work]]
|align=center| {{Audio|525_floppyload_sound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Windows 95 "Ding" sound
|align=center| New email, spell checking complete, scan complete, download screen
|align=center| [[sisters]], [[autobiography]], [[lunch special]], [[virus]], [[isp]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Win95_ding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Action figure music
|align=center| Ab Abber commercial music, Strong Badman comic background music
|align=center| [[action figure]], [[suntan]], [[army]] (Easter egg), [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Compy 386]] startup music
|align=center| Flagrant System Error, Congratulations Message, Computer Over Notification, Flamboyant System Error, Temp Log Off/Out Error
|align=center| [[invisibility]], [[50 emails]], [[flashback]], [[virus]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[from work]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Compy386startup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Lappy 486]] startup music
|align=center| ''(In progress)''
|align=center| [[animal]], [[dreamail]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lappy486_startupnoise.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Helicopter
|align=center| Strong Bad somersaulting through the air, [[Sherlock]] moving
|align=center| [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[lady...ing]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_helicopter.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Empty can clattering
|align=center| Piece of wood banging against fence, Strong Mad's eyes blinking
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[booOOMbox]] fast forwarding
|align=center| Strong Sad's tape player fast forwarding/rewinding, [[PhoneTime XL8]] fast forwarding
|align=center| [[autobiography]], [[2 emails]], [[impression]], [[army]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
|align=center| {{Audio|BooOOMbox_ff.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Roar
|align=center| Bowling ball knocking down chicken bowling pins, Trogdor roaring, Trogador roaring, the tricked-out [[No Loafing Sign]] roaring at the tricked-out Z sign
|align=center| [[Labor Dabor]], [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[redesign]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Roar.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Message pop-up
|align=center| Regular pop-up
|align=center| [[marzipan]], [[virus]], [[Main Page 22]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Message_popup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Record scratch (two types of this sound include long and short)
|align=center| Sudden realization, record stops, music stops, sudden stop
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[cheat talk]], [[for kids]], [[rampage]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], [[do over]], [[bottom 10]], [[keep cool]], [[Date Nite]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SuddenStop.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Smash
|align=center| Strong Bad's desk smashing in half, glass shattering, Strong Bad falling through a ceiling, old TV smashing
|align=center| [[your friends]], [[unused emails]], [[2 emails]], [[pom pom]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing 2
|align=center| Body slam, fighting in a free-for-all, [[Pan Pan]] crushing 1 Up, Homsar landing, early Strong Bad kicking The Cheat
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Under Construction]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Sudden movement
|align=center| Sudden dash, Homestar departing
|align=center| [[The Luau]], [[little animal]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Dipping fry in computer ketchup
|align=center| ''(in progress)''
|align=center| [[funny]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] Special Music
|align=center| Music that sounds like the intro to a Holiday Special of some kind.
|align=center| [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Luau]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Special_music.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Low rolling tongue sound
|align=center| Number 11 moves back down so Strong Bad's bottom 10 resumes, when [[The Grape Fairie]] opens up the rules scroll, when "The 4 Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" banner appears
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[4 branches]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| High rolling tongue sound
|align=center| When the scene switches to the laundry room and then to the arts and crafts scene, when a flagstone path appears on Marzipan's layout of Strong Bad's head
|align=center| [[lady fan]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| The Geddup Noise
|align=center|
|align=center| See [[The Geddup Noise]] for a list of toons
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| "Bip!"
|align=center| When a "filmed" scene cuts through white, also used as The Cheat's bedtime pulse monitor.
|align=center| [[First Time Here?]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[bedtime story]], [[the movies]]
|align=center| Not Available
|-
|align=center| Pom Pom's bouncing noise
|align=center| Kick the Cheat doll's bouncing noise in the game [[Kick The Cheat]]
|align=center| See [[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]] for a list of toons, [[Kick The Cheat]]
|align=center| Not Available
|}

{{incomplete list}}
[[Category:Lists]]

Homestar Runner

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:47:59 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Homestar's Shirt */ Changed wording

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[[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|"Everybody loves [[Strongest Man in the World|the me!]] I'm a terrific athlete!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{for|world where the characters exist|Homestar Runner universe}} {{for|entire body of work|Homestar Runner (body of work)}} {{for|website itself|homestarrunner.com}}

== Biography ==
'''Homestar Runner''' (middle name either [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Transcript|Michael]] or [[time capsule#Commentary Transcript|Hal]]) is the star of his namesake website. The subject of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in [[TrogdorCon '97]], he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He's not ''completely'' stupid, though (he once correctly stated [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]]; albeit after being asked what two plus two is), and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between. He and most of the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] speak English, but as seen in his [[First Time Here?|welcome speech to homestarrunner.com]], he is also able to speak Spanish, though it is unknown exactly how much.

Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]] and keeps it that way via vigorous workouts, as revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]]. He is also the colonel (which is always pronounced phonetically) of the currently inactive [[Homestarmy]], while his [[Homestar Runner and Pom Pom's Relationship|best friend]] remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some [[Wikipedia:Rhotacism|speech impediments]] (as he says, he has "[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|twouble with [his] aw's]]"), and appears to have [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|short-term memory problems]], as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said, (for examples, see the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12th Answering Machine]] or [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]). He also tends to "borrow" things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], for example, [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]]. Though he [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks a visible pair of arms]], he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he ''does'' have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers. He frequently uses two-syllable exclamations, like [[montage|"Hi-Ya!"]], [[radio|"Highball!"]], and [[Homestar Presents: Presents|"Ah-tpoo!"]].

Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with the "[[wrestleman]]" and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. Occasionally, he and Strong Bad will be on pleasant terms, usually participating together in a Strong Bad Email or watching TV at Homestar's house. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, and still be completely oblivious and even happy. As Strong Bad put it in [[secret recipes]], "It's like, even when we win, he wins."

[[Image:Homestarteeth.png|thumb|130px|Yes, he does have teeth.]]

Homestar has behaved arrogantly on various subjects, often caused by discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While arrogant, he acts single minded and in extreme instances, violently, in a side of his character not often shown on the website, before coming down into upset and exhausted state, such as in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he refuses to acknowledge Marzipan's lack of presence, or in [[long pants]], where he is indignant about the fact that he (supposedly) wears long pants.

At present, Homestar works on the [[isp|help desk]] at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]] with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]], but has frequently dabbled in the entertainment industry. He made several [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|commercials]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] along with the product's mascot, [[Marshie]]. He is also the host of an obscure talk/game show named "[[The Show]]", has co-starred in at least one ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' movie, sung several hit singles such as "[[Everybody Knows It]]", "[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]" and other jams with [[They Might Be Giants]], revealed that he is considering a career in [[crying|male modeling]], and also guest starred in an episode of [[Caleb Rentpayer]] (in which he shot Caleb). He enjoys running, breaking into Strong Bad's house, singing, and finding the perfect [[Decemberween]] present. He also seems to really like [[bread]], as seen in [[origins]] and [[disconnected]]. Other favored foods are [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[melonade]], and supposedly [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]], according to the email dullard. His most prized possession is his propeller-cap and its [[Spin My Buzzer|"buzzer"]]. He might be a fan of the [[Wikipedia:NHL|NHL]]'s [[Wikipedia:Boston Bruins|Boston Bruins]], as he is seen wearing a Bruins shirt in [[Superbowl Dealie]].

He, [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] appear to be the current law enforcement in [[Free Country, USA]], as seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[road trip]] (In the latter, Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Officer Cheese-for-butt," which suggests that Homestar may be some sort of officer.) The King of Town calls upon his and Pom Pom's assistance in [[The King of Town DVD]], suggesting higher authority and/or credibility. However, he is also seen as a thief in [[candy product]], stealing a pair of half-eaten "choco-pants".

*'''Domicile:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}''
''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. ''{propeller cap twirls}'' And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.

''{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says one of the following lines, picked randomly}''
*Don't forget "doofus"!
*Don't forget "moron"!
*Don't forget um... "[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]]"!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings while shaking his rear}'' Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!

===Fun Facts===
*Homestar shows off his [[Buttdance|butt dance]] again multiple times.
*Homestar could only hold his breath for about 3 seconds in [[Halloween Fairstival]], but in the older [[Yearbook Character Page]], he could hold his breath for about 11 seconds.

== Homestar's Eyes ==
[[Image:Straighton.png|thumb|Cartoon straight-on]]
[[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Puppet Stuff straight-on]]
Homestar's eyes are quite strange.
*Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, but they switch sides of his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], you can sort of see Homestar's eyes moving as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], the old version of [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], and the [[Eggs_%28toon%29|Eggs toon]], you can see his face from the front, which further lends credence to this theory.
**It is possible that Homestar's eyes are in fact on the front of his head, but his generally accepted stature always has him facing slightly to the side. Because he is a cartoon character, the three-dimensional shape of his head and face are not shown, so the viewer is left to infer the eyes' correct positions based on which direction Homestar appears to be facing. (Note that an explicit "front view" of Homestar Runner has not been seen since Old Intro 2.)

*His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally you can get a peek at the other side of Puppet Homestar's face.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes out of felt, so that they can be switched if necessary.

*Homestar's eyes almost always blink at regular intervals (once every approximately 3.9 seconds), even when the cartoon is paused or has stopped, and in some special cases such as where he appears on a magazine cover (as seen in the Email [[modeling]]). This is explained by the fact that his eyes are animated as a Flash movie clip, which generally animates continuously.

==Homestar Runner's Hat==
:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner's Hat]]''
[[Image:Homestarhat.png|thumb|It's my buzzer!]]
Homestar Runner usually wears a blue and red propeller cap, commonly called a beanie. He calls the propeller a "buzzer." In an interview with [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision Magazine]], he claimed that he was born with his hat on. He is occasionally seen without it. He had lost his hat in [[Where My Hat is At?]] and apparantly [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] as well. He did not wear it in [[The King of Town DVD]] for unknown reasons. In the email [[super powers]], Strong Bad managed to make the hat pop off of Homestar's head. In the email [[car]], Homestar had his hat "tricked out" with features such as hydraulics and mood lighting. He also claimed that if Strong Bad [[Spin My Buzzer|spun his "buzzer"]], it would play the theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'', but it was obvious Homestar hummed it himself. Homestar dressed as himself in [[TrogdorCon '97]], and wore two hats as a result.

== Homestar's Shirt ==

[[Image:Homestar's Legs and shirt in the middle.PNG|50px|thumb|In the middle]]
[[Image:Onetwo_hrfoot.PNG|50px|thumb|The bottom of his feet]]

Homestar's shirt seems to most resemble a red skirt with a white star on it. The star can be removed, but Homestar wears it as a mark of pride. Other than his propeller cap, it appears to be his only piece of clothing, as his questionable [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] are a mystery. It is claimed in [[long pants]] that he doesn't have shoes, but has blue soles glued to the bottom of his feet. He wore a gray version of his shirt in [[impression]] while doing a bad imitation of [[Strong Sad]].

In the original script for [[flashback]], Strong Bad wore a similar shirt until Marzipan gave one to Homestar (to replace his Duckie Shirt). After this point, Strong Bad would have ripped off his shirt, explaining why he never wore one to this day.

A real-life version of the shirt is available for purchase in the [[Store]].

Note that the shirt is also straight compared to the eyes on the unfinished toon, [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

==Homestar & Marzipan==

[[Image:marzipan.png|thumb|Homestar's favorite hippie.]]

:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]''
Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems tenuous at best, and it has appeared to deteriorate over time. Although Homestar frequently (and usually inadvertently) insults Marzipan, and she claims to have broken up with him several times, the two still seem to stick together. It is unclear how their relationship started, but the fact that their relationship is never truly broken suggests that they really do love each other.

Homestar appears to greatly value their relationship; on the ''rare'' occasion that he realizes that their relationship is in jeopardy, he will spring into a desperate ploy to patch things up. He also seems to miss and need Marzipan's badgering every once in a while. When she was out of town in [[Happy Fireworks|July of 2005]], he carried around a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] version of her and provided a voice for it. The cardboard version still made similar comments about violence and Homestar's poor grammar that the actual Marzipan would have, providing Homestar with the presumably cathartic opportunity to say "Shut up, Marzipan." Even then, Homestar's relationship with the "Cardboard Marzi" appeared to be tenuous, as he voiced her flirting with other men. (This could be due to lasting paranoia and suspicion following a series of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|answering machine messages]] in which both Bubs and Coach Z tried to ask her out on a date.) Cardboard Marzipan returned in [[No Hands on Deck|August of 2006]], where she was slightly more positive with Homestar, and said she was proud of his unusually constructed deck.

In [[Date Nite]], Marzipan went out with The Cheat, much to Homestar's dismay. Though the date went well, Marzipan did not stay with The Cheat. She later went out with Bubs, to Coach Z's dismay.

== Variations ==
*[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Dangeresque Too]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])
*[[Atari Homestar]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Vector Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Bad Graphics Homestar]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]
*Freaky Marzipan ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Suave Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*One-eyed Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Homestar Runner]] ([[old comics]])
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts|Decemberween Ornament Homestar]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Carl Spackler (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] in [[IMDb:tt0080487|Caddyshack]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Moocher from [[IMDb:tt0078902|Breaking Away]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Wolf|Teen Wolf]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"|[[rough copy]]|Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"|[[the movies]]|Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..."|[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]|Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..."|[[isp]]|Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"|[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"|[[lady fan]]|Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The good times are over!!"|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"|[[montage]]|Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"|[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_letmein.zip}}
*{{qotw|"That's bupkis!"|[[the facts]]|Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''Homestar Runner:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."|[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]|Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip}}
*{{qotw|Todayborday is Labor Day song|[[Labor Dabor]]|Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"|[[monument]] Easter egg|Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let's do this like Brutus."|[[monster truck]]|Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."|[[Where My Hat Is At?]]|Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm a belle!"|[[halloweener]]|Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav}}
*{{qotw|"Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."|[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]|Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3}}
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch Homestar Runner's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_hs.swf|view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]]

{{Characters|Homestar Runner}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_hs}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Homestar Runner

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:47:23 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Homestar's Shirt */ Corrected pic

{{mergefrom|Homestar Runner's Hat}}
{{charnav|Homestar Runner|hs|Homsar|Strong Bad}}
[[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|"Everybody loves [[Strongest Man in the World|the me!]] I'm a terrific athlete!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{for|world where the characters exist|Homestar Runner universe}} {{for|entire body of work|Homestar Runner (body of work)}} {{for|website itself|homestarrunner.com}}

== Biography ==
'''Homestar Runner''' (middle name either [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Transcript|Michael]] or [[time capsule#Commentary Transcript|Hal]]) is the star of his namesake website. The subject of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in [[TrogdorCon '97]], he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He's not ''completely'' stupid, though (he once correctly stated [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]]; albeit after being asked what two plus two is), and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between. He and most of the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] speak English, but as seen in his [[First Time Here?|welcome speech to homestarrunner.com]], he is also able to speak Spanish, though it is unknown exactly how much.

Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]] and keeps it that way via vigorous workouts, as revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]]. He is also the colonel (which is always pronounced phonetically) of the currently inactive [[Homestarmy]], while his [[Homestar Runner and Pom Pom's Relationship|best friend]] remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some [[Wikipedia:Rhotacism|speech impediments]] (as he says, he has "[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|twouble with [his] aw's]]"), and appears to have [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|short-term memory problems]], as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said, (for examples, see the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12th Answering Machine]] or [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]). He also tends to "borrow" things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], for example, [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]]. Though he [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks a visible pair of arms]], he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he ''does'' have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers. He frequently uses two-syllable exclamations, like [[montage|"Hi-Ya!"]], [[radio|"Highball!"]], and [[Homestar Presents: Presents|"Ah-tpoo!"]].

Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with the "[[wrestleman]]" and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. Occasionally, he and Strong Bad will be on pleasant terms, usually participating together in a Strong Bad Email or watching TV at Homestar's house. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, and still be completely oblivious and even happy. As Strong Bad put it in [[secret recipes]], "It's like, even when we win, he wins."

[[Image:Homestarteeth.png|thumb|130px|Yes, he does have teeth.]]

Homestar has behaved arrogantly on various subjects, often caused by discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While arrogant, he acts single minded and in extreme instances, violently, in a side of his character not often shown on the website, before coming down into upset and exhausted state, such as in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he refuses to acknowledge Marzipan's lack of presence, or in [[long pants]], where he is indignant about the fact that he (supposedly) wears long pants.

At present, Homestar works on the [[isp|help desk]] at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]] with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]], but has frequently dabbled in the entertainment industry. He made several [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|commercials]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] along with the product's mascot, [[Marshie]]. He is also the host of an obscure talk/game show named "[[The Show]]", has co-starred in at least one ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' movie, sung several hit singles such as "[[Everybody Knows It]]", "[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]" and other jams with [[They Might Be Giants]], revealed that he is considering a career in [[crying|male modeling]], and also guest starred in an episode of [[Caleb Rentpayer]] (in which he shot Caleb). He enjoys running, breaking into Strong Bad's house, singing, and finding the perfect [[Decemberween]] present. He also seems to really like [[bread]], as seen in [[origins]] and [[disconnected]]. Other favored foods are [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[melonade]], and supposedly [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]], according to the email dullard. His most prized possession is his propeller-cap and its [[Spin My Buzzer|"buzzer"]]. He might be a fan of the [[Wikipedia:NHL|NHL]]'s [[Wikipedia:Boston Bruins|Boston Bruins]], as he is seen wearing a Bruins shirt in [[Superbowl Dealie]].

He, [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] appear to be the current law enforcement in [[Free Country, USA]], as seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[road trip]] (In the latter, Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Officer Cheese-for-butt," which suggests that Homestar may be some sort of officer.) The King of Town calls upon his and Pom Pom's assistance in [[The King of Town DVD]], suggesting higher authority and/or credibility. However, he is also seen as a thief in [[candy product]], stealing a pair of half-eaten "choco-pants".

*'''Domicile:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}''
''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. ''{propeller cap twirls}'' And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.

''{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says one of the following lines, picked randomly}''
*Don't forget "doofus"!
*Don't forget "moron"!
*Don't forget um... "[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]]"!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings while shaking his rear}'' Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!

===Fun Facts===
*Homestar shows off his [[Buttdance|butt dance]] again multiple times.
*Homestar could only hold his breath for about 3 seconds in [[Halloween Fairstival]], but in the older [[Yearbook Character Page]], he could hold his breath for about 11 seconds.

== Homestar's Eyes ==
[[Image:Straighton.png|thumb|Cartoon straight-on]]
[[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Puppet Stuff straight-on]]
Homestar's eyes are quite strange.
*Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, but they switch sides of his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], you can sort of see Homestar's eyes moving as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], the old version of [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], and the [[Eggs_%28toon%29|Eggs toon]], you can see his face from the front, which further lends credence to this theory.
**It is possible that Homestar's eyes are in fact on the front of his head, but his generally accepted stature always has him facing slightly to the side. Because he is a cartoon character, the three-dimensional shape of his head and face are not shown, so the viewer is left to infer the eyes' correct positions based on which direction Homestar appears to be facing. (Note that an explicit "front view" of Homestar Runner has not been seen since Old Intro 2.)

*His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally you can get a peek at the other side of Puppet Homestar's face.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes out of felt, so that they can be switched if necessary.

*Homestar's eyes almost always blink at regular intervals (once every approximately 3.9 seconds), even when the cartoon is paused or has stopped, and in some special cases such as where he appears on a magazine cover (as seen in the Email [[modeling]]). This is explained by the fact that his eyes are animated as a Flash movie clip, which generally animates continuously.

==Homestar Runner's Hat==
:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner's Hat]]''
[[Image:Homestarhat.png|thumb|It's my buzzer!]]
Homestar Runner usually wears a blue and red propeller cap, commonly called a beanie. He calls the propeller a "buzzer." In an interview with [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision Magazine]], he claimed that he was born with his hat on. He is occasionally seen without it. He had lost his hat in [[Where My Hat is At?]] and apparantly [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] as well. He did not wear it in [[The King of Town DVD]] for unknown reasons. In the email [[super powers]], Strong Bad managed to make the hat pop off of Homestar's head. In the email [[car]], Homestar had his hat "tricked out" with features such as hydraulics and mood lighting. He also claimed that if Strong Bad [[Spin My Buzzer|spun his "buzzer"]], it would play the theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'', but it was obvious Homestar hummed it himself. Homestar dressed as himself in [[TrogdorCon '97]], and wore two hats as a result.

== Homestar's Shirt ==

[[Image:Homestar's Legs and shirt in the middle.PNG|50px|thumb|In the middle]]
[[Image:Onetwo_hrfoot.PNG|50px|thumb|The bottom of Homestar's feet]]

Homestar's shirt seems to most resemble a red skirt with a white star on it. The star can be removed, but Homestar wears it as a mark of pride. Other than his propeller cap, it appears to be his only piece of clothing, as his questionable [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] are a mystery. It is claimed in [[long pants]] that he doesn't have shoes, but has blue soles glued to the bottom of his feet. He wore a gray version of his shirt in [[impression]] while doing a bad imitation of [[Strong Sad]].

In the original script for [[flashback]], Strong Bad wore a similar shirt until Marzipan gave one to Homestar (to replace his Duckie Shirt). After this point, Strong Bad would have ripped off his shirt, explaining why he never wore one to this day.

A real-life version of the shirt is available for purchase in the [[Store]].

Note that the shirt is also straight compared to the eyes on the unfinished toon, [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

==Homestar & Marzipan==

[[Image:marzipan.png|thumb|Homestar's favorite hippie.]]

:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]''
Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems tenuous at best, and it has appeared to deteriorate over time. Although Homestar frequently (and usually inadvertently) insults Marzipan, and she claims to have broken up with him several times, the two still seem to stick together. It is unclear how their relationship started, but the fact that their relationship is never truly broken suggests that they really do love each other.

Homestar appears to greatly value their relationship; on the ''rare'' occasion that he realizes that their relationship is in jeopardy, he will spring into a desperate ploy to patch things up. He also seems to miss and need Marzipan's badgering every once in a while. When she was out of town in [[Happy Fireworks|July of 2005]], he carried around a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] version of her and provided a voice for it. The cardboard version still made similar comments about violence and Homestar's poor grammar that the actual Marzipan would have, providing Homestar with the presumably cathartic opportunity to say "Shut up, Marzipan." Even then, Homestar's relationship with the "Cardboard Marzi" appeared to be tenuous, as he voiced her flirting with other men. (This could be due to lasting paranoia and suspicion following a series of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|answering machine messages]] in which both Bubs and Coach Z tried to ask her out on a date.) Cardboard Marzipan returned in [[No Hands on Deck|August of 2006]], where she was slightly more positive with Homestar, and said she was proud of his unusually constructed deck.

In [[Date Nite]], Marzipan went out with The Cheat, much to Homestar's dismay. Though the date went well, Marzipan did not stay with The Cheat. She later went out with Bubs, to Coach Z's dismay.

== Variations ==
*[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Dangeresque Too]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])
*[[Atari Homestar]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Vector Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Bad Graphics Homestar]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]
*Freaky Marzipan ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Suave Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*One-eyed Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Homestar Runner]] ([[old comics]])
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts|Decemberween Ornament Homestar]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Carl Spackler (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] in [[IMDb:tt0080487|Caddyshack]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Moocher from [[IMDb:tt0078902|Breaking Away]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Wolf|Teen Wolf]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"|[[rough copy]]|Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"|[[the movies]]|Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..."|[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]|Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..."|[[isp]]|Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"|[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"|[[lady fan]]|Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The good times are over!!"|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"|[[montage]]|Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"|[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_letmein.zip}}
*{{qotw|"That's bupkis!"|[[the facts]]|Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''Homestar Runner:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."|[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]|Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip}}
*{{qotw|Todayborday is Labor Day song|[[Labor Dabor]]|Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"|[[monument]] Easter egg|Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let's do this like Brutus."|[[monster truck]]|Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."|[[Where My Hat Is At?]]|Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm a belle!"|[[halloweener]]|Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav}}
*{{qotw|"Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."|[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]|Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3}}
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch Homestar Runner's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_hs.swf|view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]]

{{Characters|Homestar Runner}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_hs}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Homestar Runner

DNA Evidence — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:46:28 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Homestar's Shirt */ Added a pic of the bottom of HR's feet from One Two.

{{mergefrom|Homestar Runner's Hat}}
{{charnav|Homestar Runner|hs|Homsar|Strong Bad}}
[[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|"Everybody loves [[Strongest Man in the World|the me!]] I'm a terrific athlete!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{for|world where the characters exist|Homestar Runner universe}} {{for|entire body of work|Homestar Runner (body of work)}} {{for|website itself|homestarrunner.com}}

== Biography ==
'''Homestar Runner''' (middle name either [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Transcript|Michael]] or [[time capsule#Commentary Transcript|Hal]]) is the star of his namesake website. The subject of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in [[TrogdorCon '97]], he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He's not ''completely'' stupid, though (he once correctly stated [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]]; albeit after being asked what two plus two is), and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between. He and most of the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] speak English, but as seen in his [[First Time Here?|welcome speech to homestarrunner.com]], he is also able to speak Spanish, though it is unknown exactly how much.

Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]] and keeps it that way via vigorous workouts, as revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]]. He is also the colonel (which is always pronounced phonetically) of the currently inactive [[Homestarmy]], while his [[Homestar Runner and Pom Pom's Relationship|best friend]] remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some [[Wikipedia:Rhotacism|speech impediments]] (as he says, he has "[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|twouble with [his] aw's]]"), and appears to have [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|short-term memory problems]], as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said, (for examples, see the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12th Answering Machine]] or [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]). He also tends to "borrow" things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], for example, [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]]. Though he [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks a visible pair of arms]], he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he ''does'' have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers. He frequently uses two-syllable exclamations, like [[montage|"Hi-Ya!"]], [[radio|"Highball!"]], and [[Homestar Presents: Presents|"Ah-tpoo!"]].

Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with the "[[wrestleman]]" and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. Occasionally, he and Strong Bad will be on pleasant terms, usually participating together in a Strong Bad Email or watching TV at Homestar's house. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, and still be completely oblivious and even happy. As Strong Bad put it in [[secret recipes]], "It's like, even when we win, he wins."

[[Image:Homestarteeth.png|thumb|130px|Yes, he does have teeth.]]

Homestar has behaved arrogantly on various subjects, often caused by discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While arrogant, he acts single minded and in extreme instances, violently, in a side of his character not often shown on the website, before coming down into upset and exhausted state, such as in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he refuses to acknowledge Marzipan's lack of presence, or in [[long pants]], where he is indignant about the fact that he (supposedly) wears long pants.

At present, Homestar works on the [[isp|help desk]] at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]] with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]], but has frequently dabbled in the entertainment industry. He made several [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|commercials]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] along with the product's mascot, [[Marshie]]. He is also the host of an obscure talk/game show named "[[The Show]]", has co-starred in at least one ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' movie, sung several hit singles such as "[[Everybody Knows It]]", "[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]" and other jams with [[They Might Be Giants]], revealed that he is considering a career in [[crying|male modeling]], and also guest starred in an episode of [[Caleb Rentpayer]] (in which he shot Caleb). He enjoys running, breaking into Strong Bad's house, singing, and finding the perfect [[Decemberween]] present. He also seems to really like [[bread]], as seen in [[origins]] and [[disconnected]]. Other favored foods are [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[melonade]], and supposedly [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]], according to the email dullard. His most prized possession is his propeller-cap and its [[Spin My Buzzer|"buzzer"]]. He might be a fan of the [[Wikipedia:NHL|NHL]]'s [[Wikipedia:Boston Bruins|Boston Bruins]], as he is seen wearing a Bruins shirt in [[Superbowl Dealie]].

He, [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] appear to be the current law enforcement in [[Free Country, USA]], as seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[road trip]] (In the latter, Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Officer Cheese-for-butt," which suggests that Homestar may be some sort of officer.) The King of Town calls upon his and Pom Pom's assistance in [[The King of Town DVD]], suggesting higher authority and/or credibility. However, he is also seen as a thief in [[candy product]], stealing a pair of half-eaten "choco-pants".

*'''Domicile:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}''
''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. ''{propeller cap twirls}'' And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.

''{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says one of the following lines, picked randomly}''
*Don't forget "doofus"!
*Don't forget "moron"!
*Don't forget um... "[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]]"!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings while shaking his rear}'' Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!

===Fun Facts===
*Homestar shows off his [[Buttdance|butt dance]] again multiple times.
*Homestar could only hold his breath for about 3 seconds in [[Halloween Fairstival]], but in the older [[Yearbook Character Page]], he could hold his breath for about 11 seconds.

== Homestar's Eyes ==
[[Image:Straighton.png|thumb|Cartoon straight-on]]
[[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Puppet Stuff straight-on]]
Homestar's eyes are quite strange.
*Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, but they switch sides of his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], you can sort of see Homestar's eyes moving as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], the old version of [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], and the [[Eggs_%28toon%29|Eggs toon]], you can see his face from the front, which further lends credence to this theory.
**It is possible that Homestar's eyes are in fact on the front of his head, but his generally accepted stature always has him facing slightly to the side. Because he is a cartoon character, the three-dimensional shape of his head and face are not shown, so the viewer is left to infer the eyes' correct positions based on which direction Homestar appears to be facing. (Note that an explicit "front view" of Homestar Runner has not been seen since Old Intro 2.)

*His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally you can get a peek at the other side of Puppet Homestar's face.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes out of felt, so that they can be switched if necessary.

*Homestar's eyes almost always blink at regular intervals (once every approximately 3.9 seconds), even when the cartoon is paused or has stopped, and in some special cases such as where he appears on a magazine cover (as seen in the Email [[modeling]]). This is explained by the fact that his eyes are animated as a Flash movie clip, which generally animates continuously.

==Homestar Runner's Hat==
:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner's Hat]]''
[[Image:Homestarhat.png|thumb|It's my buzzer!]]
Homestar Runner usually wears a blue and red propeller cap, commonly called a beanie. He calls the propeller a "buzzer." In an interview with [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision Magazine]], he claimed that he was born with his hat on. He is occasionally seen without it. He had lost his hat in [[Where My Hat is At?]] and apparantly [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] as well. He did not wear it in [[The King of Town DVD]] for unknown reasons. In the email [[super powers]], Strong Bad managed to make the hat pop off of Homestar's head. In the email [[car]], Homestar had his hat "tricked out" with features such as hydraulics and mood lighting. He also claimed that if Strong Bad [[Spin My Buzzer|spun his "buzzer"]], it would play the theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'', but it was obvious Homestar hummed it himself. Homestar dressed as himself in [[TrogdorCon '97]], and wore two hats as a result.

== Homestar's Shirt ==

[[Image:Homestar's Legs and shirt in the middle.PNG|50px|thumb|In the middle]]
[[Image:Onetwo_Hrfoot.PNG|50px|thumb|The bottom of Homestar's feet]]

Homestar's shirt seems to most resemble a red skirt with a white star on it. The star can be removed, but Homestar wears it as a mark of pride. Other than his propeller cap, it appears to be his only piece of clothing, as his questionable [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] are a mystery. It is claimed in [[long pants]] that he doesn't have shoes, but has blue soles glued to the bottom of his feet. He wore a gray version of his shirt in [[impression]] while doing a bad imitation of [[Strong Sad]].

In the original script for [[flashback]], Strong Bad wore a similar shirt until Marzipan gave one to Homestar (to replace his Duckie Shirt). After this point, Strong Bad would have ripped off his shirt, explaining why he never wore one to this day.

A real-life version of the shirt is available for purchase in the [[Store]].

Note that the shirt is also straight compared to the eyes on the unfinished toon, [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

==Homestar & Marzipan==

[[Image:marzipan.png|thumb|Homestar's favorite hippie.]]

:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]''
Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems tenuous at best, and it has appeared to deteriorate over time. Although Homestar frequently (and usually inadvertently) insults Marzipan, and she claims to have broken up with him several times, the two still seem to stick together. It is unclear how their relationship started, but the fact that their relationship is never truly broken suggests that they really do love each other.

Homestar appears to greatly value their relationship; on the ''rare'' occasion that he realizes that their relationship is in jeopardy, he will spring into a desperate ploy to patch things up. He also seems to miss and need Marzipan's badgering every once in a while. When she was out of town in [[Happy Fireworks|July of 2005]], he carried around a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] version of her and provided a voice for it. The cardboard version still made similar comments about violence and Homestar's poor grammar that the actual Marzipan would have, providing Homestar with the presumably cathartic opportunity to say "Shut up, Marzipan." Even then, Homestar's relationship with the "Cardboard Marzi" appeared to be tenuous, as he voiced her flirting with other men. (This could be due to lasting paranoia and suspicion following a series of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|answering machine messages]] in which both Bubs and Coach Z tried to ask her out on a date.) Cardboard Marzipan returned in [[No Hands on Deck|August of 2006]], where she was slightly more positive with Homestar, and said she was proud of his unusually constructed deck.

In [[Date Nite]], Marzipan went out with The Cheat, much to Homestar's dismay. Though the date went well, Marzipan did not stay with The Cheat. She later went out with Bubs, to Coach Z's dismay.

== Variations ==
*[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Dangeresque Too]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])
*[[Atari Homestar]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Vector Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Bad Graphics Homestar]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]
*Freaky Marzipan ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Suave Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*One-eyed Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Homestar Runner]] ([[old comics]])
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts|Decemberween Ornament Homestar]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Carl Spackler (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] in [[IMDb:tt0080487|Caddyshack]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Moocher from [[IMDb:tt0078902|Breaking Away]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Wolf|Teen Wolf]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"|[[rough copy]]|Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"|[[the movies]]|Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|"A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..."|[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]|Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..."|[[isp]]|Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"|[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"|[[lady fan]]|Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The good times are over!!"|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"|[[montage]]|Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"|[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_letmein.zip}}
*{{qotw|"That's bupkis!"|[[the facts]]|Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''Homestar Runner:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."|[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]|Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip}}
*{{qotw|Todayborday is Labor Day song|[[Labor Dabor]]|Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"|[[monument]] Easter egg|Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let's do this like Brutus."|[[monster truck]]|Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."|[[Where My Hat Is At?]]|Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm a belle!"|[[halloweener]]|Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav}}
*{{qotw|"Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."|[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]|Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3}}
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== See Also ==
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch Homestar Runner's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_hs.swf|view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]]

{{Characters|Homestar Runner}}

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DNA Evidence: Homestar's Foot from One Two.

== Summary ==
Homestar's Foot from One Two.
== Licensing ==
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== Early Basement? ==

Perhaps Strong Bad's bedroom is an early version of the basement.
Homestar Talker is one of the older games and the Basement as we know it was yet to be seen. Since this room is nowhere else to be found in the site, it's possible that it was an early design that has long since been abandoned, much like Homestar's Hut.
:Actually, you have a point there, Annony. I know this message was posted a ''really'' long time ago, but if you beat Strong Bad's high score in the Nighttime Driving Game, he says "Get out of my basement!" Should this page be moved to The Basement? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:23, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
::That's an interesting theory, but we'd need a little more to go on before a move would be in order, I think. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:48, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
Basements can have more than one room! Remember, we haven't seen much of the basement, except the couch and the TV and the video game. And IIRC there's a wall just behind the TV (in Bug In Mouth), but we also know that upstairs, in the Computer room, there's quite a distancebehind SB's chair (so he can run and delete, fly back to SS's room, etc.) So there's SOMETHING behind that wall behind the TV, and I bet it's SB's room. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:06, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

== Better pic of room? ==
Should I upload a clearer pic of SB's room from [[Field Day Intro]]? [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 19:11, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
:Already did. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
::I just watched it again and didn't notice that the chips were on the floor in Field Day Intro too. Nevahmind... [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 19:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

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Talk:Malapropisms

DNA Evidence — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:05:56 GMT

DNA Evidence: Vandalized

{{tobediscussed}}
==Merge?==
Should this be merged into [[Deliberately Poor English]]?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:29, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah I'm leaning towards merging into Deliberately Poor English. '''Merge''' {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
::I apologize. I was unaware of the Deliberately Poor English article. It should be '''merged'''.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 13:17, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:::On the contrary, i think that that page is disorganized. there's a lot of types of deliberately poor english, including replaced words, removed words, misspelled words, non inverted questions, incorrect pluralizations (see [[Mans]]) etc. i think they should aqll be separated, maybe not by pages, but certainly by sections. My vote '''merge and re-write the other page''' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:09, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that page looks like it might need a re-write. And there's absolutely no reason to apologize, Ten Ten!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:00, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::I vote '''merge'''. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 23:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

User talk:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 23:09:42 GMT

DNA Evidence:

User:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:32:59 GMT

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<blockquote class="email">About me:
Not really much to say about me. I'm the person whom sent in the SBEmail origins. I actually didn't check the site for about a month and didn't notice that it had been answered. Anything else you wanna know? No. Ok. Seeya.</blockquote>

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User talk:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:31:51 GMT

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Talk:Old Flash Stuff

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:18:38 GMT

DNA Evidence: vandalized

Does anyone know what happened to that other Astrolite game? The one that had pictures of the characters that you could trace with the lights and you could make the lights blink?
-[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

Never mind. [http://www.homestarrunner.com/litebrite3.html I found it].
[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

== What the crap is this piece of crap? ==

"If you keep clicking on the enter sign in old intro 1, you will enter the site."

I leave this hear as a monument to bad fun facts. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 16:48, 15 May 2005 (UTC)
:Ha ha ha. Yeah, its completely untrue. {{User:Bubsty/sig}}

== Forbidden Name ==
Should we remove the quote that has the forbidden name for Who Said What Now? I would, but I don't know what to replace it with. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 21:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

User:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:05:04 GMT

DNA Evidence:

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Talk:Mellow Mushroom

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:04:18 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Drugged */

==Individual articles==
Individual articles for Mellow Mushroom characters are simply not needed. As I [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Mellow_Mushroom&diff=31667&oldid=31460 said earlier], a short one line description after the character's name would suffice.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:42, 30 Dec 2004 (MST)

But will we give Mellow Mushroom's toons, games ete. individual articles? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:07, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)

:Nope and nope again. Everthing concerning Mellow Mushroom can go on this page.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:16, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)

Can we at least vote for individual articles for Mellow Mushroom, or just put ''' the entire Mellow Mushroom site''' one page? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 11:55, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

:Vote? What do we need to vote about? It's the Homestar Runner Wiki. We just have an article for Mellow Mushroom because it was something The Brothers Chaps did. Everything can be summed up in one article. I don't think it's title needs to be anything other than "Mellow Mushroom."[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:09, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

So? This Might Be A Wiki has individual articles for Mono Puff, yet it's still a They Might Be Giants fansite. I don't see why it's such big deal. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 15:47, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

At this point I don't see a need for separate articles for Mellow Mushroom stuff. If the current article gets so full that we need to split it up we should consider multiple articles. If you have a lot to contribute to this article then do it! Because MM is a company site, TBC may not have had the most artistic freedom, so we don't know for sure how much of the content we can attribute directly to them. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 16:28, 15 Jan 2005 (MST)

That sounds re-zon-able. (Sorry.) --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 17:44, 25 Jan 2005 (MST)

That does seem a little crazy to have individual pages for different Mellow Mushroom stuff. →[[User:evin290|evin290]] 19:08, 25 Jan 2005 (MST)

One page is sufficient. Post more detailed MM articles on the Mellow Mushroom Wiki. --[[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 00:33, 13 Mar 2005 (CST)

I don't care! I'm making individual articles anyway! No one. 3/18/2005 12:27

Are you joking tomstiff? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 15:47, 18 Mar 2005 (MST)

:I assume so, for there is no thing as Mellow Mushroom Wiki. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

Anywho, I think we should at least have aricles for the toon(s), games and main pages, for completeness. This may be the Homestar Runner Wiki, but don't we deserve to learn a bit more about TBC's side projects? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:27, 24 Mar 2005 (MST)

:I agree with Dr. Haggis's comment back on Jan 15th. We don't have a need for separate articles for Mellow Mushroom stuff. And like he said, we don't know how much of the work on that site is actually theirs.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:59, 26 Mar 2005 (MST)

Good point. I emailed Mellow Mushroom not too long ago this:
<pre>Hi, I'm a big fan of Homestarrunner.com. I know that the Brothers
Chaps, the creators of Homestarrunner.com helped make the Mellow
Mushroom site. How did you acquire them? Will they update the site?
Did they enjoy working on the site?

Just wondering,
Trogga</pre>

I haven't received a respond. I also emailed TBC about MM, and haven't received a respond either, so now I'm '''neutral''' about individual articles for MM. What do guys think? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 19:13, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)

Individual MM articles have no place in a H*R Wiki. A single page summary more than suffices. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 14:47, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Then how come we have complete pages for the other [[:Category:Side Projects|side projects]]? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 23:45, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)

:Nobody's written enough about MM to warrant separate articles. I'd say not to consider separate articles until someone starts writing / transcribing more of the site. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 23:49, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::One article is sufficent, especially since it appears as though this site is now quite dormant from additions by [[TBC]]... ''<tt>[[Special:Contributions/Thunderbird L17|⇔]][[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]][[User talk:Thunderbird L17|⇔]]</tt>'' 00:03, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

== mellow mushroom food ==

I have eaten at the mellow mushroom before, and it was the best pizza I ever had. have you ever eaten there?

:This is pretty off topic, this is the page for THE WEBSITE. But, on the subject, I hate Mellow Mushroom's pizza. Too much sauce is all. --[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 17:26, 15 May 2005 (UTC)

:I ate at the one in Gainesville. Decent pizza, but definitely NOT the best *coughpapajohnsisthebestcoughcough*. [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] 20:51, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)

::NU! You're wrong! Mykonos is the best! Too bad there's only 2 locations in all of the world... --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

Sorry guys, I gotcha all beat! I worked at Village Pizza for a few months and the pizza there was better than Papa Johns. It locally based here in Houston, Texas. We had a couple of New Yorkers come in and they said it reminded them of the pizza back home! Oh compliment of all compliments... [[User:TaranchulaVamp15|TaranchulaVamp15]] 12:47, 9 Jan 2006 (CST)

As long as we're arguing about the best pizza, I'd say the one and only Jason's in Fuquay-Varina, NC has all those beat.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 20:10, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Little Caesar's pizza is the best. That commercial is hilarious! PizzaPizza! Checkmate.-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 22:38, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

My brother and I are both avid fans of Homestarrunner AND former employees of the Mellow Mushroom corporation (Hilton Head Island, SC franchise). This is hands down the best pizza in the country. The first time you eat there, the dough is so rich that two slices will fill you. The 'throwers' in the kitchen work extremely hard with limited resources, and if you ask them nicely, they'll be extremely happy to show off their pizza making skills with artistic flair. Great pains are made to ensure literally the highest quality ingredients go into each pie. Each one is finished with drawn butter on the crust sprinkled with parmesan cheese. In addition to this, they also serve pretzels, which are actually small pizza doughs cut into 3rds, spun around into the familiar knot, and parbaked to complete upon request, sandwitches, which for the life of me, are stacked so high and thick (and left open face) that I cant comprehend how the customers will consume them without a knife and fork, and various other delights. I highly reccommend the hawaiin pizza and the cosmic karma, and pretzels with all dipping sauces (i recall honey and maranara. honey-mustard is my favorite).

The throwers are generally very laid back college-age guys (at least they all were where I worked), and are all open to new ideas. If you have a chance and a good idea, bring it up! I've seen them use the kitchen's hot sauce to make hot wings in the 'fly' oven (get that pizza on the fly!), weve made garlic knots, all sorts of different calzones, steak-filled pizza dough biscuits, etc. Don't let the menu stop you either, the weirdest requests always come in when were shutting down half the ovens and half the toppings, like anchoves with basil-oil sauce topped with spinach and provalone in a calzone.

They work so hard and fast, that at the end of the night, everyone's arms and everything below the waist are covered in cornmeal, including a quarter inch of it on the floor. It was good to eat there, GREAT to work there, especially when the party would continue on until dawn, with halo on two xboxes and TVs (not in the restaurant, down the street at the hovel).

Man, I miss that summer.

-JJ

== Update ==

I could have sworn that the "Dude Skate Game" was made after I first reached that site. It's not much of a game, anyway

number 1: sign your posts. 
number 2: mellow mushroom is probably the dumbest site I've ever seen. 
-[[User:Alice|Alice]]

Number 3: If you're telling someone to sign their posts, the least you could do is register so that you could use a normal signature like mine. --{{User:Darklinkskywalker/DLSsignature}} 00:30, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Weirded OUT! ==

That Mel-mushroom dude sounds like Bubs. Coinkidink? I think so. I just felt somebody had to say it.[[User:Ookelaylay|Ookelaylay]] 19:39, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

He sounds more like Gunhaver--[[User:67.84.12.248|67.84.12.248]] 00:16, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

== Not a stub ==
This article is not a stub. It contains all the necessary information it should; namely, it is an overview of the MM site with a link to it. This wiki is about H*R; more-detailed info on MM does not belong here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:56, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Yet we have more complete pages for the other [[:Category:Side Projects|side projects]]... --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 18:02, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::What are you talking about? I looked at those other pages, and they are about the same in content and length as this one. (Thorax Corp's is a little longer, but it is more closely tied to Homestar Runner. It is still, however, on just one page on the wiki.) What more information do you think someone will add by having a <tt><nowiki>{{stub}}</nowiki></tt> tag? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:07, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Hmm, you must have been right this whole time; [[Wikipedia:WP:STUB#Identifying_a_stub|according to Wikipedia]], "A stub is an article which is clearly too short, but not so short as to be useless. In general, it must be long enough to at least define the article's title. This usually means 3 to 10 short sentences. Note that a longer article may be a stub if the topic is complex enough; conversely, a short article on a topic which has a very narrow scope may not be a stub." But I still don't see anything wrong with more-detailed info on MM. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 16:28, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

==The Sun Almost Rises==
Since you had a big debate on whether or not to put in individual articles, what about the toon? Can I make that or not?-{{User:Gordon 584.sig}}
:I think you could probably make a note of the toon on the MM page, but a separate page and/or transcript for the toon is completely unnecessary! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 20:53, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

What makes it "completely unnecessary?" --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 21:10, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Cast your eyes to the upper left hand corner of this page. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:25, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Couldn't we just put the transcript on the mellow mushroom page? I can make it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:45, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
::I repeat, can I put the transcript on this page? (Please answer!) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:36, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
:::I wouldn't mind, but I think some people oppose the idea. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:51, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
::::If no one objects in the next 3 days, I'll put it on. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:14, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Anyone objecting? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:45, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::1 day left... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:51, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::I'm against it, but be '''bold''' as we say around here. Make it and then we decide. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::That's not a good strategy. No one wants to work hard on something that could be deleted as soon as he's done. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:06, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Whatever. I'll make it, and you guys get to decide what happens to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:12, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::MADE'D! Feel free to do what ever you want with it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:21, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

Someone who wants the article to stay, could you please finish it for me?

Plus Bubsty made it first, but it got taken off of here. So you working hard on it, isn't much of a reason. Since you could of just looked through the history of the page.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 14:06, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

==Why?==
Can I ask why we have this page? this is the Homestar Runner wiki, not the Mellow mushroom wiki. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}
:I couldn't agree more. What is already here is plenty! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 20:51, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Yet this [[MetaWikipedia:Wiki is not paper|wiki isn't paper]]. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 21:21, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::We have all experianced a 509 error. I just think that it isn't related to Homestar Runner, and should be shortened. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::There's a big difference between us and Wikipedia. Wikipedia purports to cover basically anything in existence. We are a Homestar Runner Wiki. Mellow Mushroom is not Homestar Runner, it's just a side project, and the evidence is such that TBC haven't actually had much to do with it. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:27, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::Couldn't have said it better myself! If you read this page completely, the same point has been made numerous times: MM ain't HSR. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:32, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Well duh, it's a restaurant. ''{[[Wikipedia:rimshot|rimshot]]}'' But the website, in my opinion, is TBC's [[Wikipedia:Wings_%28band%29|Wings]]. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 22:06, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:So ... Mellow Mushroom is to Homestar Runner as Wings is to The Beatles. Dunno if I can buy off on that one! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 22:22, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::Does that mean that "The Sun Almost Rises" is TBC's "Band On The Run"? Or "Live and Let Die"? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 22:24, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::Rouge Leader, deleting one article on the Wiki will not change anything in regards to our bandwidth. Fear of exceeding our bandwidth allotment should never be taken into consideration when determining an article's merit.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:27, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::I didn't mean delete. I meant taking out the chracters section and the pages section. I think that this page is jst giving to much attention to a side project. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 22:32, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::::Taking out the characters section and pages section still won't do anything. Deleting a page, or a section of a page, will not help the bandwith issue.
:::::By what you guys are saying, we should also delete the [[Thoraxcorp]] article , because it has nothing to do with Homestar Runner. Mellow Mushroom involves TBC. That's why we have it here. I don't see why we shouldn't. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 23:10, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::::I think this article should stay as it is, and not be deleted. I was just saying that we don't need to expand it into multiple articles, as Trogga suggested. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:36, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::::::I agree.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:16, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::::::I still think that we do not need a characters section and a pages section. Bandwith aside, I believe that we do not need a section explaning characters and another about the pages. This article should stay, but I think that those to articles should go. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::::::::So you have a problem with the formatting of the article? What do you suggest, we combine the two sections? I think it makes sense to have them separate.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:05, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC).

::::::::::::No, I just think that those sections are useless, and I wouldn't care to ee them go. But I can live with them being there. I think that we should stop arguing about it. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:07, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Three reasons why there's nothing wrong with more-detailed info on MM ==

#What I mean by "this wiki isn't paper" is that we cover '''everything''' H*R related; from A, [[Anonymous]] to W, [[Wood-davers]]. Why not make a [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:How_to_write_a_great_article|great article]] on [http://www.mellowmushroom.com/dressupmel.html Dress Up Mel]? MM may not be H*R, but why delete presumable hard work?
#Let's say someone [[HRWiki:Searching|searched]] for a quote from "The Sun Almost Rises," assuming it's H*R. Wouldn't it help to transcribe "The Sun Almost Rises?"
#Not right now; I've got a headache. {{User:Trogga/sig}}

::Let this go. Let this go already. You've said it yourself... that stuff is ''not'' H*R. We don't need detailed pages on it. No one is going to search for "The Sun Almost Rises" quotes. Nobody else wants these pages transcribed. If you want to transcribe them and keep them on your computer, no one can stop you, but they don't belong here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:56, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

But where else can we put more detailed MM info? The Mellow Mushroom Wiki? Look, all I'm saying is individual MM articles on a H*R wiki isn't going kill anyone. But if you still disagree with me, that's fine, but why stop debating? {{User:Trogga/sig}}

:I am going to type this slowly: There. Is. No. Need. For. Separate. Articles. Debate should stop because you. Are. The. Only. One. Keeping. It. Going. Of all the users who have posted on this talk page, you are the ''only'' one who wants separate articles (except for ''maybe'' one other person, but he only posted once). Everyone else has stated unequivocally that '''one''' page for Mellow Mushroom is more than plenty. This discussion has been going on for nearly nine months now. Enough is enough. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:59, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Well, you've inspired me to [[take-a-break.exe|take a break]]. Before I go, I am going to type this slowly: There. Is. Need. For. Separate. Articles. What's the point of. One. Page. When. You. Can. Have. More. Sorry for being so anal. {{User:Trogga/sig}}

:I'm firmly in the "there-is-no-need-for-multi-pages" camp. But, if you're so keen on adding more MM cr@p ... make it so! It's a free Wiki. Transcribe "The Sun Almost Rises" and post it. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:38, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::But ''don't be surprised'' if doing so just gets us right back here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:55, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::We do not need transcripts of Mellow Mushroom toons. We do not need multiple articles. Trogga, if you are interested, you can create your own wiki for free at [http://www.wikicities.com/wiki/Wikicities WikiCities] about Mellow Mushroom that you would have complete control over.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:18, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I don't think MM deserves its own wiki; that's why I prefer multiple articles over a simple summary. But recently I've decided one article is A-OK. At least we acknowledge the fact that it exists. {{User:Trogga/sig}}

:Hey Trogga, there's always Wikipedia, y'know. Why don't you go into detail about Mellow Mushroom there? Then we could link to it from here. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

::And somehow, even after all the discussion above, months later the transcript got made. And now it's its own page. Can I revive the debate here? My vote: keep a Mellow Mushroom page on this wiki to acknowledge its existence, but for further detail, start a MMWiki. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 06:01, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

I don't think I agree with anyone. We don't need 20 articles. We don't even need 10. All we need is 5: '''Mellow Mushroom Toons''', '''Mellow Mushroom Games''', '''Mellow Mushroom Main Pages''', and '''Mellow Mushroom Characters''', plus this page. [[User:Beep|Beep]] 16:32, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Drugged ==

I've been wondering if I can add information about the intentional drug references to 'shrooms and stoning in the Mellow Mushroom site, or if it's not allowed to post that type of content.
:Like what, for example? And how do you know it's intentional? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:40, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:I think everyone can already tell that theres a referance to drugs on that site. lets just leave it at that. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:47, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
::There is? Where? --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]] (PS- I'm not foolin', where?)
:::I dont know much about the drug, but its like... something that has to do with mushrooms, and... aw crap I cant remember anything about it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:38, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
I know there is a drugs called shrooms, that's about it. The only other thing is the main page has "magic" and rainbow flashing colors. {{User:Salty/sig}} 01:57, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

You know, when i first learned about this site, i actually thought that it was some sort of Drug or Stoner Suply Store, and also, it kind of looks like what you would see on an Acid trip.
--[[User:Choc-O-Lardiac Arrest|{{User:Choc-O-Lardiac_Arrest/sig}}]] 09:08, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::It's a reference to the drug mushrooms ('shrooms). It is a psychadelic drug and causes increased awareness and hallucinations (such as swimming colours). {{User:Republic of Stan/sig}}

:Oh, for the love of crap, I'm sick of these people trying to make everything look bad. Would you want to go to a pizza restaurant called the Mellow Pepperoni? Not as catchy, is it? Get the crap over it.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 21:43, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Having Munchies on the menu is obviously an intentional drug reference. [[User:DNA Evidence|I tampered with the DNA EVIDENCE!]] 21:04, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

==Deletion==

This page should be deleted, since it is a non-Homestar-related side-project. See also [[Talk:The_Brothers_Chaps#Heimdalsgate_Like_a_Promethean_Curse]] and [[Talk:The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

:I agree. The HSR-related content of this page is covered by the small blurb on [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]], with the exception of the reference to [[Melonade]]. This last tidbit is very minor and seemed awkward when I tried to add it to the blurb. So, since the blurb on the other page is sufficient, I agree that this article should be '''deleted''' (that is, changed to a redirect to the other page). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:37, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
::The [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]] page should get the link to the website. Then '''del taco'''. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:35, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
:::Yeah, we'd just replace the link to this page with the link to the website if/when this page is deleted. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:38, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
::::If this page is always just going to say "this is a site made by TBC", then I say '''delete'''. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 14:29, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::'''Delort''', since it's unrelated to H*R.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 21:54, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::'''Keep ''' ''(or at the very least redirect)'', I don't know why there is so much hatred over this page. Sure it's not on the H*R web page, sure it's no more than advertising; sure it's addiition/removal of its toon transcript has caused much heated debate, sure we want to keep this as a strictly H*R-only wiki, sure I am the only one fighting for this so far, (sure I'm not making much of a point), but we must remember that this was one of TBC's earlier non-H*R works, and even if it's a separate too, the toon bears waay too many similarities to TBC characters, making it an interesting stage in TCB/H*R history (I'm sure back then many ppl wondered if there'd be more H*R spinoffs). At the very least, the paltry amount of information on [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|the page]] does not do it justice. Sure we don't want this to become a TBC-only super-mega site , but at the expense of rare information (such as who sounds like who) you won't find anywhere else (all there is, is a mention of who they sounded like)? (And in other material, for example, the Knowledge Hat and Respek Knuckles, had lyrics in their pages, at the very least the new page should link to lyrics outside the wiki). Other pages almost got deleted as well and were kept simply because they got linked from H*R. Was this ever the case for this page? Regardless, I still think this "black sheep" page of the wiki hasn't been treated with the respect it deserves. Ok I'm rambling. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:34, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Keep it, you have articles about TBC's friends on the wiki, yet they arent getting deleted. Why do the same for something of the same relation? <s>-Jmoney(to lazy too sign in)</s> {{unsigned|68.209.186.75|21:59, 9 February 2007}}
::::::::'''Delete''' -[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]]
:::::::::There's no "hatred" here, and of course a deletion of this article would effectivley be a redirect. We also don't just have articles about TBCs' friends. We have articles about people who are actually associated with the Homestar Runner project.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:03, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I should've been a little less harsh in my language. Instead of "hatred" something like "overall lack of love", or "intense indifferential indifference" over the article. Anyway, I just felt it's not getting the love and attention it deserves. Something like that. And I figured it would be redirected, but I wanted to be absolutely sure. I'm still procrastinating over work I ''must'' do. Other than sleep. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:00, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm basicly just voting to '''delete''' for the same reasons as everyone else. {{User:Drippingyellowmadness/sig}} 02:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
:'''Keep'''. It was created by TBC and therefore is worthy of mention. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 22:25, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
::It's made by TBC, so I don't see what's so enragenning...ness about it. '''<s>Guardez</s> Keep'''.
:::[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]] is where this should belong. '''Delort.''' --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 21:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
::::Ditto to Yellowdart. '''Deleting Thyme'''. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 21:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::No way! '''Keep''' says I. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 21:16, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::This is a wiki about Homestar Runner. Any other article that is not should be merged with the "Side Projects" page. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah. That too. Why do you want to keep it, kai lyn? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 15:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
'''Keep.''' The information on this article has been here long enough that it should not be deleted. Moving the info to the side projects page would just clutter the page. Furthermore, ''this page is important with regard to Homestar Runner.'' I count at least a half-dozen mentions of H*R ideas and references on the page. It should stay. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:'''Keep''', for the same reasons as dot com. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 16:58, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::Dot Com said it all for me, Brightstar. I also like all the arguments Stux brought up above. I just feel that, though this is a wiki of H*R info, it doesn't have to be so strick that anything else is considered an annoyance and must be booted ASAP. First time I read through this page was a fun time for me. It was cool to see what else the Brothers Chaps are up to, ''but also'' what H*R things they've encompassed within such side projects. All the fun facts on this page, like Dot Com already stated, wouldn't fit well on the side projects page. Once again, '''keeeeeep''' says I. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 17:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::I think that this should be kept because it is one of TBC's only side projects that has the same distinct style as homestarrunner. It also sort of helps document the history of homestarrunner.com by showing TBC's earlier, non-homestarrunner work. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 17:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

::::It looks like the discussion is about evenly split, in which case I think it'd be better to err on the side of keeping the info rather than deleting it. Really, the best argument we proponents of deletion have is consistency with the policy of not giving pages to any of the other of TBC's HSR-unrelated side projects. But since many of the advocates of this page feel very strongly about it (and they have legitimate arguments), I move that we remove the deletion tags and keep it around as the exception to the rule. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:05, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::If it really makes everyone happy, I don't mind this page. Okay... '''no deletion'''. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 18:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::In continuation of my apparently growing trend of copying everything Yellowdart does, this page seems fine to me now. I see that Kai lyn, Dot Com, and others have good arguments and even though I think it might at least have a link from Side Projects (if it doesn't already), you guys have once again convinced me that yet another page should be saved. This one is fine and it can stay by my count. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 22:59, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

'''Comment.''' Whether the entire page should be kept, with all the current detail, I don't know, but I will say that it was useful for me. I was told about the Mellow Mushroom restaurant, and when I googled it, I found the website, which at first appeared to be a surprisingly blatant rip-off of the Homestar Runner site. But this page told me that it was made by the Brothers Chaps. [[User:75.136.202.14|75.136.202.14]] 19:49, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

User:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 20:15:05 GMT

DNA Evidence:

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Coming soon; Look down yonder.

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Talk:Strong Bad checking more than one email

DNA Evidence — Wed, 23 May 2007 20:14:28 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Merge */ Added mah opinion

{{tobediscussed}}
==Rename==
Should we rename this to [[Strong Bad answering more than one email]]? And what about capitalization?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
:Well he doesnt really answer several of them (in spring cleaning all of them just get deleted) so "checking" may be better. As for the capitalization...I dunno. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 11:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
::Ah, yes, good point. I've removed the renaming template now. "Checking" is definitely better.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

==Cleanup==
The appearances list needs some work.

== image ==

Anyone have any ideas of a picture we could put on the page? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 12:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

== Merge ==

This page is a more wordy duplicate of [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email]]. It should be redirected and it's content merged. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
:This page should not be merged. We can just merge the [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email]] onto this page. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}
::Replace "checking" with "featuring" and capitalise all the words. We can provide a link to this article on Strong Bad Email Statistics. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
:::I agree with Elcool: '''merge and redirect'''. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 18:02, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
::::Knowing that we already have this info on the Statistics page, I have to agree with the '''merge'''. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:06, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::I agree with The Chort. Maybe have a short segment and one of those "Main article" things... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::Agree con El Chorto and Super Martyo Hermano. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:11, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::'''<s>Delete</s> Merge and redirect''' for the exact same reason I voted to delete that article about Hrwiki people who got their emails on Strong Bad Email: This info can already be found on Strong Bad Email Statistics. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:55, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::I just updated that statisics section. Now it's even safer to redirect, imho. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::I vote for '''merge and redirect'''.

User:DNA Evidence

DNA Evidence — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:58:25 GMT

DNA Evidence:

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Hey, I'm DNA Evidence. Yes, I named myself after the new toon. At most sites I'm Maverick2007 or IAmMaveick2007.
Fun fact about me: I sent the email [[origins]].

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Talk:more armies

DNA Evidence — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:34:52 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Jumped in? */ Nevermind.

== Benedetto!==
Just making sure. Frank Bennedetto was not in this email, but rather a memorial to him. Right? -
[[User:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 20:18, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Uhm... no. Frank was revealed to be alive in Labor Dabor (and sign your name please.) -[[User:Everybody!|Everybody!]] 21:49, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. What I realize Bennedetto is as alive as a psuedocharacter can be, but that is a memorial rather than the real thing. correct? -
[[user:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 23:38, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd say that the memorial of Bennedetto counts as a character appearance as much as stuffed Strong Bad suplexing a cougar does. {{User:Jeadly/sig}} 16:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== I have made my decission ==

I can do the transcript luckaly say my parents. I can do the transcript. Can I do the transcript again? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}

:[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] is {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&curid=34763&diff=460758&oldid=460756&rcid=415474 working on it now}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

==Not-yet opened STUFF==

The third kid facing certain doom in the Homestarmy refers to military school.

- {{User:Gtxm78/sig}} 21:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I think that, if anything, certain doom refers to the fact that Homestar is a ridiculously inept "commander" and will lead the Homestarmy to certain doom. - [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 22:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

He's more of a "Col-o-nel". -WeatherPerson

==Jumped in?==
What's that mean? Strong Bad said you can send your kid off to join the On Point Kings, but he'll have to be jumped in. Funny, usually by the time I come here, the e-mail page is already done. It's odd to see it so new :). [[User:Kvn8907|Kvn8907]] 22:11, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

: It's the standard gang initiation... urban legends about flashing headlights and assaulting random people in front of Wal-Mart notwithstanding, most gangs simply beat the $*#! out of prospective members to make sure they're tough enough. That's called being "jumped in". [[User:68.13.21.225|68.13.21.225]] 23:22, 21 May 2007 (UTC) (a no-account good for nothing so and so)

==Firebert to Trogdor==
It's possible that The Cheat didn't change Firebert to Trogdor just because his name was awful. I think it's more to do with the popularity of Trogdor and the amount of fan contributions it has spawned.
:Same here. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 00:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::agreed --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:20, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think the firebert not being a good commando name was exactly what they had in mind. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::but Trogdor isn't a commando name...is it? --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:25, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree as well... SB may have stated his opinion that Firebert isn't a good commando name in a previous email, but there's no reason to assume that's the reason he's unpopular; the gag would have worked just as well with any of the other commandos. The gag is a commentary on how much more popular Trogdor is than the commandos, not the "quality" of the name. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Redheaded stepchild?==
Is it possible that "step-headed red-child" is a reference to the phrase "redheaded stepchild," meaning an unfavored child? -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 00:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:If that's an actualy saying, then i'd say definately. Incidentally, i've never heard that before. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:: I have. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Me three. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto, I've heard the phrase "gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child", and I've heard a few comedians reference the phrase. And even if it wasn't a common phrase, there'd pretty much be no other explanation for what the heck step-headed red-child is supposed to mean. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::According to [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild Urban Dictionary], red-headed stepchild is a synonym for whipping boy. That's how I've always heard it used (eg, my department is the company's red-headed stepchild) and that makes sense in this context. (Be ye warned, oh external link-clickers, Urban Dictionary is NOT a family-friendly website!) [[User:Not Horse Woman|Not Horse Woman]] 00:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::: It's an old saying for suretain. --[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]] 01:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Umm ==

Is there some kind of arbitrary rule that you don't link the same page twice in a paragraph or something? "which strong bad said was not a good commando name in army" looks wonky without a link or some way to identify "army" as referring to an email and not simply a grammatical miscarriage. -anonymous
:Link once and only once. First instance only. It's not unwritten, it's written.. [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|place]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::I understand the reason for the rule, and I'm not asking for the rule to be relaxed or broken, but there should be some sort of punctuation or format convention (quotes, bold, italics, some combination of 2 or 3) for a case like this. Otherwise, as anonymous pointed out, it just looks like bad grammar. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::"Once and Only Once" has little to do with this... the rule you're after is [[HRWiki:Standards#Link once|Link once]]. But I agree, things like email names should be linked every time... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::You sure 'bout that, Phlip? Email names always linked? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It's tough, because if we were doing it correctly, we would probably have all the toons' names italicized. Since we don't, if you use the name of an email/toon but don't link it, it looks strange, like this: "Strong Bad's first email was some kinda robot". Especially the emails, since they're uncapitalized. So, I'm not sure that linking them all the time is the best solution, but we've got to do something to make them stand out, and italicizing them sometimes but not others would be too inconsistent... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::I'd say link all unless doing something major to all of 'em such as italics or quotes. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Boond? ==

What does the "Boond You Like?" poster behind Homestar mean? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 02:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:From what I understand, it's a portmanteau of "bowl" and "spoon." That still doesn't make sense, though. -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 03:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::Maybe something to do with [[Wikipedia:War bond|war bonds]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mercenaries ==

The line "Mercenaries are typically known to have bad reputations" was used to explain the point of Strong Bad saying "We do bad stuff". How is this not NPOV? -[[User:Itama|Itama]] 03:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I took that sentence out, and with NPOV, I meant the part about the missionaries. Without the missionaries bit, I didn't see much relevance in the mercenaries part of the sentence.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Poster==

should it be mentioned that the "do you has" poster, though slightly changed, has been used in a down loadable wallpaper?

== He-Man ==
So, someone thought that the Poopsmith's change into the Municipality Soldier was not related to He-Man... I thought the lightning striking the shovel was just like the special magic that changes Prince Adam into Heman... "By the Castle of Grayskull.... I HAVE THE POWER!" I would like to add it back in, but please let me know what you thing.... I think you need to be a He-Man fan to appreciate it... any takers for a debate? [[User:MisteR t|mister t]] 05:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I see the resemblence, but I think it's a reference to the Marines commercials (especially given the context of the toon). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::No, I totally thought of He-Man too. The Chaps are notorious for '80s refs. ...I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::But really. Is this the place for a He-Man reference? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I'm gonna have to agree with Trey on this one. This is a clear Marine commercial reference. It also makes a lot more sense to be referencing an actual military recruitment commercial (rather than He-Man) at a Vaguely Military Career Fair. [[User:Manolios|Manolios]] 14:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It does seem like a He-Man reference, now that you mention it. Besides, The Poopsmith doesn't almost lose his grip, like in the Marines commercial it seems to be referencing. [[User:Neox|Neox]]
::::::And He-Man... does? The Marines commerical reference is patently true (it says "pooper fi" on his shield). The only reason the scene resembles He-Man at all is because the Marines commercial that it parodies kinda does. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Why is everyone acting as though the Municipality video can only be a reference to one thing and one thing only? Is it not a possibility that it references BOTH the Marines recruitment ads AND He-Man?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Because when something is clearly a reference to thing A, and kind of sorta resembles or is a stretch to thing B, then it's probably just a reference to think A alone. (It could be considered a variation of [[TTATOT]] that I will call TAOT ("this and only this").) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== His left hand? ==

:The Cheat uses the marker with his [[left handedness|left hand]].

I don't want to change this yet just in case it's just my dyslexia, but I'm pretty sure the Cheat is using that marker with his right hand. [[User:Wrath|Wrath]] 13:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, true, i corrected the wording, didn't think to look at the fact itself. Okay. DELETED! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Brown Ops ==

I am not 100% on this, but aren't brown ops Navy operations in coastal and riverine areas?

== What? No goofs? ==

Shouldn't there be a goofs section? I noticed that when Strong Bad gets up, you see his reflection emerge from behind the Lappy and his head is behind the fairly tattered Paper.
:I haven't seen that one yet myself. But it's a wiki; feel free to add it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mile reference? ==

Does anyone else think the sound The Cheat makes in the beginning of the Easter Egg is similar to that 1 from when he looked around in [[mile]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Ganglo-Saxon ==

Isn't "Ganglo-Saxon" a [[portmanteau]] of "gangly" (probably referring to the build of high-school-age students likely to be attending career fairs) and "Anglo-Saxon"? (Edit: I see now that Has Matt? has added it to the Portmanteaus page already, just not here.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Music ==

The music is the scene after the 2 Weeks... sound familiar. I think its from something. I'll see if I can find it to have proof.--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 19:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Undertaker? ==

Is it just me or does the Shady Missionary look eerily like the Undertaker from old school WWF? The facial expression is exact. --((User:Shadix))

== 5 Bucks ==
I can't be the only one who noticed this. Homestar saying that the "viewer" looks like he comes from "a long line of five bucks-havers" is a direct reference to the email army. However, I'm guessing maybe there are so damn many references to that email in this one that listing them all would be silly?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Talk:more armies

DNA Evidence — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:33:48 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Jumped in? */ added sig (I forgot to)

== Benedetto!==
Just making sure. Frank Bennedetto was not in this email, but rather a memorial to him. Right? -
[[User:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 20:18, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Uhm... no. Frank was revealed to be alive in Labor Dabor (and sign your name please.) -[[User:Everybody!|Everybody!]] 21:49, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. What I realize Bennedetto is as alive as a psuedocharacter can be, but that is a memorial rather than the real thing. correct? -
[[user:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 23:38, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd say that the memorial of Bennedetto counts as a character appearance as much as stuffed Strong Bad suplexing a cougar does. {{User:Jeadly/sig}} 16:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== I have made my decission ==

I can do the transcript luckaly say my parents. I can do the transcript. Can I do the transcript again? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}

:[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] is {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&curid=34763&diff=460758&oldid=460756&rcid=415474 working on it now}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

==Not-yet opened STUFF==

The third kid facing certain doom in the Homestarmy refers to military school.

- {{User:Gtxm78/sig}} 21:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I think that, if anything, certain doom refers to the fact that Homestar is a ridiculously inept "commander" and will lead the Homestarmy to certain doom. - [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 22:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

He's more of a "Col-o-nel". -WeatherPerson

==Jumped in?==
What's that mean? Strong Bad said you can send your kid off to join the On Point Kings, but he'll have to be jumped in. Funny, usually by the time I come here, the e-mail page is already done. It's odd to see it so new :). [[User:Kvn8907|Kvn8907]] 22:11, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

: It's the standard gang initiation... urban legends about flashing headlights and assaulting random people in front of Wal-Mart notwithstanding, most gangs simply beat the $*#! out of prospective members to make sure they're tough enough. That's called being "jumped in". [[User:68.13.21.225|68.13.21.225]] 23:22, 21 May 2007 (UTC) (a no-account good for nothing so and so)
:: I'm adding this to Real-world references if it isn't already there, hope you don't mind. :)[[User:DNA Evidence|DNA Evidence]] 21:33, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Firebert to Trogdor==
It's possible that The Cheat didn't change Firebert to Trogdor just because his name was awful. I think it's more to do with the popularity of Trogdor and the amount of fan contributions it has spawned.
:Same here. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 00:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::agreed --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:20, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think the firebert not being a good commando name was exactly what they had in mind. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::but Trogdor isn't a commando name...is it? --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:25, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree as well... SB may have stated his opinion that Firebert isn't a good commando name in a previous email, but there's no reason to assume that's the reason he's unpopular; the gag would have worked just as well with any of the other commandos. The gag is a commentary on how much more popular Trogdor is than the commandos, not the "quality" of the name. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Redheaded stepchild?==
Is it possible that "step-headed red-child" is a reference to the phrase "redheaded stepchild," meaning an unfavored child? -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 00:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:If that's an actualy saying, then i'd say definately. Incidentally, i've never heard that before. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:: I have. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Me three. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto, I've heard the phrase "gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child", and I've heard a few comedians reference the phrase. And even if it wasn't a common phrase, there'd pretty much be no other explanation for what the heck step-headed red-child is supposed to mean. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::According to [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild Urban Dictionary], red-headed stepchild is a synonym for whipping boy. That's how I've always heard it used (eg, my department is the company's red-headed stepchild) and that makes sense in this context. (Be ye warned, oh external link-clickers, Urban Dictionary is NOT a family-friendly website!) [[User:Not Horse Woman|Not Horse Woman]] 00:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::: It's an old saying for suretain. --[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]] 01:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Umm ==

Is there some kind of arbitrary rule that you don't link the same page twice in a paragraph or something? "which strong bad said was not a good commando name in army" looks wonky without a link or some way to identify "army" as referring to an email and not simply a grammatical miscarriage. -anonymous
:Link once and only once. First instance only. It's not unwritten, it's written.. [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|place]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::I understand the reason for the rule, and I'm not asking for the rule to be relaxed or broken, but there should be some sort of punctuation or format convention (quotes, bold, italics, some combination of 2 or 3) for a case like this. Otherwise, as anonymous pointed out, it just looks like bad grammar. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::"Once and Only Once" has little to do with this... the rule you're after is [[HRWiki:Standards#Link once|Link once]]. But I agree, things like email names should be linked every time... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::You sure 'bout that, Phlip? Email names always linked? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It's tough, because if we were doing it correctly, we would probably have all the toons' names italicized. Since we don't, if you use the name of an email/toon but don't link it, it looks strange, like this: "Strong Bad's first email was some kinda robot". Especially the emails, since they're uncapitalized. So, I'm not sure that linking them all the time is the best solution, but we've got to do something to make them stand out, and italicizing them sometimes but not others would be too inconsistent... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::I'd say link all unless doing something major to all of 'em such as italics or quotes. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Boond? ==

What does the "Boond You Like?" poster behind Homestar mean? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 02:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:From what I understand, it's a portmanteau of "bowl" and "spoon." That still doesn't make sense, though. -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 03:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::Maybe something to do with [[Wikipedia:War bond|war bonds]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mercenaries ==

The line "Mercenaries are typically known to have bad reputations" was used to explain the point of Strong Bad saying "We do bad stuff". How is this not NPOV? -[[User:Itama|Itama]] 03:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I took that sentence out, and with NPOV, I meant the part about the missionaries. Without the missionaries bit, I didn't see much relevance in the mercenaries part of the sentence.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Poster==

should it be mentioned that the "do you has" poster, though slightly changed, has been used in a down loadable wallpaper?

== He-Man ==
So, someone thought that the Poopsmith's change into the Municipality Soldier was not related to He-Man... I thought the lightning striking the shovel was just like the special magic that changes Prince Adam into Heman... "By the Castle of Grayskull.... I HAVE THE POWER!" I would like to add it back in, but please let me know what you thing.... I think you need to be a He-Man fan to appreciate it... any takers for a debate? [[User:MisteR t|mister t]] 05:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I see the resemblence, but I think it's a reference to the Marines commercials (especially given the context of the toon). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::No, I totally thought of He-Man too. The Chaps are notorious for '80s refs. ...I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::But really. Is this the place for a He-Man reference? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I'm gonna have to agree with Trey on this one. This is a clear Marine commercial reference. It also makes a lot more sense to be referencing an actual military recruitment commercial (rather than He-Man) at a Vaguely Military Career Fair. [[User:Manolios|Manolios]] 14:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It does seem like a He-Man reference, now that you mention it. Besides, The Poopsmith doesn't almost lose his grip, like in the Marines commercial it seems to be referencing. [[User:Neox|Neox]]
::::::And He-Man... does? The Marines commerical reference is patently true (it says "pooper fi" on his shield). The only reason the scene resembles He-Man at all is because the Marines commercial that it parodies kinda does. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Why is everyone acting as though the Municipality video can only be a reference to one thing and one thing only? Is it not a possibility that it references BOTH the Marines recruitment ads AND He-Man?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Because when something is clearly a reference to thing A, and kind of sorta resembles or is a stretch to thing B, then it's probably just a reference to think A alone. (It could be considered a variation of [[TTATOT]] that I will call TAOT ("this and only this").) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== His left hand? ==

:The Cheat uses the marker with his [[left handedness|left hand]].

I don't want to change this yet just in case it's just my dyslexia, but I'm pretty sure the Cheat is using that marker with his right hand. [[User:Wrath|Wrath]] 13:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, true, i corrected the wording, didn't think to look at the fact itself. Okay. DELETED! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Brown Ops ==

I am not 100% on this, but aren't brown ops Navy operations in coastal and riverine areas?

== What? No goofs? ==

Shouldn't there be a goofs section? I noticed that when Strong Bad gets up, you see his reflection emerge from behind the Lappy and his head is behind the fairly tattered Paper.
:I haven't seen that one yet myself. But it's a wiki; feel free to add it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mile reference? ==

Does anyone else think the sound The Cheat makes in the beginning of the Easter Egg is similar to that 1 from when he looked around in [[mile]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Ganglo-Saxon ==

Isn't "Ganglo-Saxon" a [[portmanteau]] of "gangly" (probably referring to the build of high-school-age students likely to be attending career fairs) and "Anglo-Saxon"? (Edit: I see now that Has Matt? has added it to the Portmanteaus page already, just not here.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Music ==

The music is the scene after the 2 Weeks... sound familiar. I think its from something. I'll see if I can find it to have proof.--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 19:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Undertaker? ==

Is it just me or does the Shady Missionary look eerily like the Undertaker from old school WWF? The facial expression is exact. --((User:Shadix))

== 5 Bucks ==
I can't be the only one who noticed this. Homestar saying that the "viewer" looks like he comes from "a long line of five bucks-havers" is a direct reference to the email army. However, I'm guessing maybe there are so damn many references to that email in this one that listing them all would be silly?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Talk:more armies

DNA Evidence — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:32:06 GMT

DNA Evidence: /* Jumped in? */ added comment

== Benedetto!==
Just making sure. Frank Bennedetto was not in this email, but rather a memorial to him. Right? -
[[User:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 20:18, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Uhm... no. Frank was revealed to be alive in Labor Dabor (and sign your name please.) -[[User:Everybody!|Everybody!]] 21:49, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. What I realize Bennedetto is as alive as a psuedocharacter can be, but that is a memorial rather than the real thing. correct? -
[[user:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 23:38, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd say that the memorial of Bennedetto counts as a character appearance as much as stuffed Strong Bad suplexing a cougar does. {{User:Jeadly/sig}} 16:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== I have made my decission ==

I can do the transcript luckaly say my parents. I can do the transcript. Can I do the transcript again? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}

:[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] is {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&curid=34763&diff=460758&oldid=460756&rcid=415474 working on it now}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

==Not-yet opened STUFF==

The third kid facing certain doom in the Homestarmy refers to military school.

- {{User:Gtxm78/sig}} 21:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I think that, if anything, certain doom refers to the fact that Homestar is a ridiculously inept "commander" and will lead the Homestarmy to certain doom. - [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 22:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

He's more of a "Col-o-nel". -WeatherPerson

==Jumped in?==
What's that mean? Strong Bad said you can send your kid off to join the On Point Kings, but he'll have to be jumped in. Funny, usually by the time I come here, the e-mail page is already done. It's odd to see it so new :). [[User:Kvn8907|Kvn8907]] 22:11, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

: It's the standard gang initiation... urban legends about flashing headlights and assaulting random people in front of Wal-Mart notwithstanding, most gangs simply beat the $*#! out of prospective members to make sure they're tough enough. That's called being "jumped in". [[User:68.13.21.225|68.13.21.225]] 23:22, 21 May 2007 (UTC) (a no-account good for nothing so and so)
:: I'm adding this to Real-world references if it isn't already there, hope you don't mind. :)

==Firebert to Trogdor==
It's possible that The Cheat didn't change Firebert to Trogdor just because his name was awful. I think it's more to do with the popularity of Trogdor and the amount of fan contributions it has spawned.
:Same here. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 00:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::agreed --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:20, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think the firebert not being a good commando name was exactly what they had in mind. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::but Trogdor isn't a commando name...is it? --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:25, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree as well... SB may have stated his opinion that Firebert isn't a good commando name in a previous email, but there's no reason to assume that's the reason he's unpopular; the gag would have worked just as well with any of the other commandos. The gag is a commentary on how much more popular Trogdor is than the commandos, not the "quality" of the name. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Redheaded stepchild?==
Is it possible that "step-headed red-child" is a reference to the phrase "redheaded stepchild," meaning an unfavored child? -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 00:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:If that's an actualy saying, then i'd say definately. Incidentally, i've never heard that before. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:: I have. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Me three. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto, I've heard the phrase "gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child", and I've heard a few comedians reference the phrase. And even if it wasn't a common phrase, there'd pretty much be no other explanation for what the heck step-headed red-child is supposed to mean. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::According to [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild Urban Dictionary], red-headed stepchild is a synonym for whipping boy. That's how I've always heard it used (eg, my department is the company's red-headed stepchild) and that makes sense in this context. (Be ye warned, oh external link-clickers, Urban Dictionary is NOT a family-friendly website!) [[User:Not Horse Woman|Not Horse Woman]] 00:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::: It's an old saying for suretain. --[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]] 01:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Umm ==

Is there some kind of arbitrary rule that you don't link the same page twice in a paragraph or something? "which strong bad said was not a good commando name in army" looks wonky without a link or some way to identify "army" as referring to an email and not simply a grammatical miscarriage. -anonymous
:Link once and only once. First instance only. It's not unwritten, it's written.. [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|place]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::I understand the reason for the rule, and I'm not asking for the rule to be relaxed or broken, but there should be some sort of punctuation or format convention (quotes, bold, italics, some combination of 2 or 3) for a case like this. Otherwise, as anonymous pointed out, it just looks like bad grammar. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::"Once and Only Once" has little to do with this... the rule you're after is [[HRWiki:Standards#Link once|Link once]]. But I agree, things like email names should be linked every time... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::You sure 'bout that, Phlip? Email names always linked? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It's tough, because if we were doing it correctly, we would probably have all the toons' names italicized. Since we don't, if you use the name of an email/toon but don't link it, it looks strange, like this: "Strong Bad's first email was some kinda robot". Especially the emails, since they're uncapitalized. So, I'm not sure that linking them all the time is the best solution, but we've got to do something to make them stand out, and italicizing them sometimes but not others would be too inconsistent... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::I'd say link all unless doing something major to all of 'em such as italics or quotes. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Boond? ==

What does the "Boond You Like?" poster behind Homestar mean? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 02:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:From what I understand, it's a portmanteau of "bowl" and "spoon." That still doesn't make sense, though. -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 03:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::Maybe something to do with [[Wikipedia:War bond|war bonds]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mercenaries ==

The line "Mercenaries are typically known to have bad reputations" was used to explain the point of Strong Bad saying "We do bad stuff". How is this not NPOV? -[[User:Itama|Itama]] 03:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I took that sentence out, and with NPOV, I meant the part about the missionaries. Without the missionaries bit, I didn't see much relevance in the mercenaries part of the sentence.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Poster==

should it be mentioned that the "do you has" poster, though slightly changed, has been used in a down loadable wallpaper?

== He-Man ==
So, someone thought that the Poopsmith's change into the Municipality Soldier was not related to He-Man... I thought the lightning striking the shovel was just like the special magic that changes Prince Adam into Heman... "By the Castle of Grayskull.... I HAVE THE POWER!" I would like to add it back in, but please let me know what you thing.... I think you need to be a He-Man fan to appreciate it... any takers for a debate? [[User:MisteR t|mister t]] 05:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I see the resemblence, but I think it's a reference to the Marines commercials (especially given the context of the toon). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::No, I totally thought of He-Man too. The Chaps are notorious for '80s refs. ...I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::But really. Is this the place for a He-Man reference? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I'm gonna have to agree with Trey on this one. This is a clear Marine commercial reference. It also makes a lot more sense to be referencing an actual military recruitment commercial (rather than He-Man) at a Vaguely Military Career Fair. [[User:Manolios|Manolios]] 14:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It does seem like a He-Man reference, now that you mention it. Besides, The Poopsmith doesn't almost lose his grip, like in the Marines commercial it seems to be referencing. [[User:Neox|Neox]]
::::::And He-Man... does? The Marines commerical reference is patently true (it says "pooper fi" on his shield). The only reason the scene resembles He-Man at all is because the Marines commercial that it parodies kinda does. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Why is everyone acting as though the Municipality video can only be a reference to one thing and one thing only? Is it not a possibility that it references BOTH the Marines recruitment ads AND He-Man?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Because when something is clearly a reference to thing A, and kind of sorta resembles or is a stretch to thing B, then it's probably just a reference to think A alone. (It could be considered a variation of [[TTATOT]] that I will call TAOT ("this and only this").) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== His left hand? ==

:The Cheat uses the marker with his [[left handedness|left hand]].

I don't want to change this yet just in case it's just my dyslexia, but I'm pretty sure the Cheat is using that marker with his right hand. [[User:Wrath|Wrath]] 13:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, true, i corrected the wording, didn't think to look at the fact itself. Okay. DELETED! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Brown Ops ==

I am not 100% on this, but aren't brown ops Navy operations in coastal and riverine areas?

== What? No goofs? ==

Shouldn't there be a goofs section? I noticed that when Strong Bad gets up, you see his reflection emerge from behind the Lappy and his head is behind the fairly tattered Paper.
:I haven't seen that one yet myself. But it's a wiki; feel free to add it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mile reference? ==

Does anyone else think the sound The Cheat makes in the beginning of the Easter Egg is similar to that 1 from when he looked around in [[mile]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Ganglo-Saxon ==

Isn't "Ganglo-Saxon" a [[portmanteau]] of "gangly" (probably referring to the build of high-school-age students likely to be attending career fairs) and "Anglo-Saxon"? (Edit: I see now that Has Matt? has added it to the Portmanteaus page already, just not here.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Music ==

The music is the scene after the 2 Weeks... sound familiar. I think its from something. I'll see if I can find it to have proof.--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 19:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Undertaker? ==

Is it just me or does the Shady Missionary look eerily like the Undertaker from old school WWF? The facial expression is exact. --((User:Shadix))

== 5 Bucks ==
I can't be the only one who noticed this. Homestar saying that the "viewer" looks like he comes from "a long line of five bucks-havers" is a direct reference to the email army. However, I'm guessing maybe there are so damn many references to that email in this one that listing them all would be silly?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)