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Main Page Glitches

Dacoool — Fri, 08 Dec 2017 00:58:01 GMT

Dacoool:

[[Image:Main Pages Glitch.PNG|thumb|More than 2 problems. [[Seriously]].]]
Occasionally, the [[Main Pages]] can produce some odd '''glitches''' by clicking and holding down a button, and then dragging off them. This is due to the limits of the [[Flash]] software. Specifically, any image or animation that only appears while the cursor stays over a button remains if you click the left mouse button and hold it down, then drag the cursor away from the Main Page button, and let go.
[[Image:2harps.png|thumb|left|Another Glitch.]]
This is a list of oddities and inconsistencies in the Main Pages caused by this glitch. In the list below, "&" is used if it doesn't matter which is done first and "→" if they must be done in order.

[[Main Page 19]] and [[Main Page 25]] are glitch-free because the videos will be interrupted if you hover over another button while one is playing.
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==Glitches==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Main Page !! Glitch !! Result
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Main Page 1]] || Toons & Store || The dots connecting the Marzipan constellation appear over the top of the rocket.
|-
|| Store → Characters || The Strong Bad constellation appears over Nebulon as he bounces by.
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Main Page 2]] || Store → anything || The rain falls behind the objects.
|-
|| Email → Toons || The eagle flies behind the yodeler's horn.
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Main Page 3]] || Downloads → Email || When Homestar's head falls back, the glasses don't move with him.
|-
|| Characters & Email || Two monkeys! Doesn't require click and drag.
|-
| rowspan=4 | [[Main Page 4]] || Characters → Toons || The pins on the far left turn back to white.
|-
|| Characters → Games || The Games animation and its sound effects don't play.
|-
|| Toons or Games → Characters|| The bowling balls disappear. Strangely, this does not work with Store or Email.
|-
||Games → Characters|| The pins reappear.
|-
| [[Main Page 5]] || Games & Store || The waffle iron quickly changes from having no batter to being covered with batter or from being covered with batter to having no batter.
|-
| [[Main Page 6]] || Toons & Downloads || Homestar holds two harps.
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Main Page 8]] || Characters & Downloads || Homestar's star falls back, but there's no wind.
|-
|| Characters → Store || Homestar's propeller isn't moving, even though he is flying upwards. When you move the mouse off Store, the propeller isn't moving, even though he is flying downwards.
|-
|| Downloads & Store || Homestar's star flies ''against'' the wind.
|-
|| Store → Games || Homestar's going upwards, but the blimp and smoke continues to stay on the normal passway.
|-
|| Store → Characters || When you move the mouse off Characters, the clouds on the screen get speed lines below them, even though they're moving down. The newly created clouds coming in the top of the screen are correct, though.
|-
| rowspan=4 | [[Main Page 9]] || Characters → Email || When the paper football goes by, the word KISS appears in front of the football, not behind it.
|-
|| Characters & Games || The band logos always appear on top of the grades no matter which one appears first.
|-
|| Store → Email|| When the paper football goes by, it flies behind the sticky note.
|-
|| Downloads → anything || Not really an oddity, but Homestar's head speaks properly even when elevated.
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Main Page 10]] || Store → anything || Again, not really an oddity, but Homestar's head speaks properly backwards.
|-
|| Store → Downloads || Homestar eats the bomb when not facing it. When the bomb blows up in Homestar, the puff of smoke comes out from the back of his head.
|-
|| Store → Store || Homestar's head moves back into position... a little bit behind where it should be. Moving the mouse off without clicking causes his head to face backwards, but still be disconnected.
|-
|| Store → Store → Downloads || Part of the bomb is missing in the last frame it appears.
|-
|| Store → Characters || A soup can flies out of the back of Homestar's head.
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Main Page 11]] || Downloads → Store || Strong Bad appears in front of Homestar's landscape.
|-
|| Downloads & Email || The Homestar Runner logo appears over Strong Bad's weather map.
|-
|| Downloads & Characters || The news stories appear over the weather map.
|-
|| Downloads & Toons || Homestar's name appears over Strong Bad. He will stay on screen until you place your cursor on "Downloads" again.)
|-
|| Everything (downloads first, games last) || All effects stay on-screen (except for weather map)
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Main Page 13]] || Characters & Email || Two Strong Bads! (This doesn't require click-and-drag, though that makes it easier.)
|-
|| Characters & Games || The plane flies in front of Strong Bad's head, and looks smaller as a result. (Again, this doesn't require click and drag, but it makes it easier.)
|-
|| Downloads → anything || Objects and characters go through the street lamps and also appear to be moving at the same speed as the road.
|-
| rowspan=6 | [[Main Page 14]] || Store → Games (move the cursor off Games without the click-and-drag method) || The water turns off, but it's still foggy.
|-
||Games → Characters → Store (move the cursor off Store without the click-and-drag method) || One stream of water automatically disappears.
|-
||Characters → Games, Games → Characters or Characters → Store (Click and drag first button, hover on and off second button) || The shower will still be on, but it will also be dripping.
|-
|| Characters & Games or Store (Click and Drag both buttons) || Two streams of water.
|-
|| Downloads & Store || Homestar apparently writes "Lemke" through the shower curtain.
|-
|| Email → Downloads (move the cursor off Downloads without the click-and-drag method) || The towel is on, but the pixels are visible around the edges.
|-
| [[Main Page 15]] || Downloads → Email || PbtC Strong Bad can be heard over The Cheat and Strong Bad's conversation.
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Main Page 16]] || Email → anything || Homestar's voice is full and clear, even under the snow.
|-
|| Store → Toons || The effect of Toons doesn't happen.
|-
|| Store & Email || The snow that falls on Homestar is still bright, though the snow in the background is dimmed.
|-
|| Email → Games || You can see Homestar knocked back by the snowball behind the pile of snow. His eyes, however, don't move.
|-
|| Over and off Email quickly || Homestar says "Email" quietly without the snow covering him.

|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Main Page 17]] || Store → Email || 1-Up's hair disappears as the screen turns to black-and-white, and then reappears.
|-
|| Store → anything except Email || Part of 1-Up's hat is briefly visible through his hair.
|-
|| Games → Toons || If you hover the cursor over Toons at just the right time, Stinkoman will appear ''behind'' the spaceship.
|-
| rowspan=1 | [[Main Page 18]] || Toons → Email || In the original version of the page, the floor continues to flash, but the music stops.
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Main Page 22]] || Downloads → anything || You might not be able to see the buttons or their effects after the screen blanks, but you can still hear them.
|-
|| Downloads → Store || You can still see Homestar's head near the "Edgar" pop-up. Additionally, if the store button is wide enough, its edge will still be visible.
|-
|| Downloads & Email || You can see the HTML hole and virus'd Strong Bad near the Edgar popup as well.
|-
| rowspan=1 | [[Main Page 23]] || Store & Downloads || The Cheat is behind the second Homestar despite being much closer, causing him to appear very large. (Also doesn't require click and drag.)
|-
| [[Main Page 24]] || Store → anything || The glasses stay on, allowing the rest of the actions to be seen in greater clarity.
|-
| rowspan=1 | [[Main Page 26]] || Characters & Downloads || S. Bad goes over Marxie, even though he should be behind. (Doesn't require click and drag.)
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Homsar Main Page]] || Email → Characters or Downloads || The dinosaur/boat never appears. If you hover the cursor over Characters again, the mustache appears and stays until you hover the cursor over another button.
|-
|| Games → anything except Downloads || The top of Homsar's head and his hat appear from ''behind'' the Heavy Lourde he's supposedly crushed underneath. The Heavy Lourde doesn't disappear.
|-
|| Games || Not really an oddity, but if you roll on games and roll off before the Heavy Lourde falls, the sound can be heard but Homsar won't be crushed. Also, his hat jumps up and then momentarily disappears.
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Strong Bad Main Page]] || Email → Characters || The poster immediately flips back down - only really notable because it still curls up if you go the other way.
|-
|| Characters → Email || The poster turns dark for a moment before curling up.
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Luau Main Page]] || Characters → anything || Homestar's flame remains, but his head turns pale.
|-
|| Characters → Characters || The flame disappears, but Homestar's head turns dark anyway.
|-
|| Characters → Downloads || Homestar's Head falls off, but the flame stays.
|-
| rowspan= 1 | [[King of Town Main Page]] || Toon & Game & Download || You are able to see all three dragons appear, stacked on top of each other.
|}
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too cool

Dacoool — Thu, 09 Nov 2017 00:27:53 GMT

Dacoool: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|207}}
[[Image:too_cool.png|thumb|"It's clearly state-of-the-arp!"]]
Strong Bad reveals the creation of Senor Cardgage's character video.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Couch Z}} (Easter egg), {{Film|F-Sack}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Exact Same}} (YouTube only)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Computer Room}}, {{film|Gymnasium}}, {{film|The Field}}, {{film|Basement of the Brothers Strong}}, {{film|The Office}}

{{Comp|Lappier}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 14, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:41, 5:13 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lappier Than Thou

==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad is sitting in front of the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Boo-ding!

''{As he says "Boo-ding", he brings up the email, and the Lappier makes a ringing sound.}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear SB, 
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the 
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on 
camera? 
Woefully yours, 
Kristian WithaK
</blockquote>

''{He reads the abbreviation as though choking, and the name as "Kristi Ann Withak".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Come now young Withak. While Cardgage is too cool for lots of things: ''{types as a numbered list. 1.}'' Wiping honey mustard off his goatee.

''{Cut to Senor Cardgage, whose beard is full of yellow liquid. The camera slowly zooms in as some honey mustard drips off, and traffic can be heard in the distance. Cut back to the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing: 2.}'' Knowing dead animals don't make good knee pads.

''{Cut to Senor Cardgage's legs at the stadium. He has a dead armadillo wrapped around his left leg, and a dead squirrel around the right. As the camera pans out, it is revealed that he is wearing a blue "Team Kneepads" shirt. Coach Z is standing nearby, next to a basketball.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Prude me in, Couch Z! ''{holds up his left leg}'' I'm Reggie Toupee!

''{Coach Z turns away and facepalms.}''

'''STADIUM ANNOUNCER:''' Now entering the game for Team Kneepads, number 34, Reggie Toupee!

''{Senor Cardgage stands triumphantly as the crowd groans. Cut back to the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''{typing, 3:}'' being out of the way.

''{Cut to the field. An arrow-shaped sign that reads "ladder" points to the right. Homestar is carrying a ladder and heading in that direction, but Senor Cardgage blocks his path.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Scuse me.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{grumbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stepping to his left}'' Pardon me.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{also stepping to his left, remaining in Homestar's way}'' ''{grumbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ladder. ''{steps to his right}'' Got a ladder.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{steps to his right}'' ''{grumbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{steps back to his left, as Cardgage does the same, getting annoyed}'' 'Scuse me. Have a ladder. ''{steps back right}'' Trying.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{steps back right}'' ''{grumbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{steps back left}'' Walk by. ''{Cardgage goes left, Homestar goes right}'' With a ladder. ''{Cardgage goes back to the right, Homestar back left}'' 'Scuse me.

''{Cut back to the Lappier as Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Being in a character video is not something he's too cool for. I should know. I filmed the thang ding. ''{stops typing}'' Dang, ''{backspaces over last two words}'' I, I mean ''{types}'' dang thing.

''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad is standing next to a camcorder, and Senor Cardgage is in front of him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Senor! I got my camera all set up, and—

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' No, I bronk my own. ''{holds up an old air freshener labeled "Smellz Yeah!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, uh, you want me to use... this ''{takes the air freshener}'' to record your character video?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' It's clearly state-of-the-arp.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, I agree, don't get me wrong, but... er, hear me out: it might also just be a crusty key-lime-pie-scented air freshener? Which, I mean, is very visionary of you, and nobody shoots on air freshener no more.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Mash play, Polenta!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... ''{holds up the air freshener uncertainly}'' okay. ''{taps it}'' Boop.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Protuberances abound, Regolith!

''{Cut back to the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' He went on like that for 2 or 3 hours. Until he informed me that we had "run out of film." So I'm thinking Cardgage just isn't gonna have a character video, right? Then, the next day, this mysterious package shows up!

''{Cut to Strong Bad outside, by his mailbox. The mailbox appears to spit up a package into Strong Bad's hand, complete with a voiced "blah!" sound effect, and the screen flashes as spooky music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrates as the Strong Bad of the time opens the package}'' It was some kind of video tape cassette, a short-lived format called Betaflop-D.

''{The tape can be seen now. It resembles an audio cassette player on the right, complete with a small cassette inside, play/stop/rewind buttons below it, and an eject button in the middle. A larger roll of tape, as though a VHS tape, is on its left. Below that are written the words "BETAFLOP-D", "SUPER TYPE - ALL BIAS", and "VIDEO CATHUNK". A 5" floppy disk labelled "CARDGAGE CHARACTER VIDEO" pops out of the top with a toaster sound effect.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Apparently made for use only inside Tom Brokaw's house.

''{The camera pans down, showing the side of the tape reads "Private props of T.Brokes", which is crossed out. Cut back to the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, we never found a beige enough device on which to play the dang thing. ''{stops typing}'' Er, ''{backspaces over last two words, types:}'' thang ding.

''{Cut to behind the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Until now!

''{Cut to the Basement, where Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad are gathered around the couch, facing the TV.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' So where's this beige-enough device? This doesn't look anything like the inside of Tom Brokaw's house!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's a few blocks away. ''{the TV is shown, connected to a "TV/GAME?" switch, which is itself connected to another wire, which is connected to another wire, and so on, which is followed for quite some distance}'' It took over four hundred different adapters to get that thing to plug into our TV.

''{The wires stop at a large box labeled "BR0K4W Beigemost". Bubs is standing next to it, holding a walkie-talkie.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{through the walkie-talkie}'' ''{fake static noise}'' Come in, Bubs! ''{Cut back to Strong Bad, talking into his own walkie-talkie}'' Insoit the tape! ''{fake static noise}''

''{Cut back to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Static. Roger that! ''{inserts the tape into a slot on the side of the "Beigemost" box}'' Cathunk! Static.

''{Cut to the TV. After a moment of static, Senor Cardgage is seen in the field. Thoughout the video, a slight ringing noise can be heard.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I'm Seron Cardgage, ''{"Seron Cardgage" is written at the bottom of the screen.}'' the lead star from Characters Website! I'd like to pintroduce you to the family might/could!

''{The camera zooms in vaguely, and stops in an extreme closeup of a face drawn on Senor Cardgage's skin in green. His skin is in grotesque detail, including a mole near the face.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' Hedge, Packaged Sirloin.

''{Cut to behind the TV. All the watchers scream out.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{turning away and closing one eye}'' What part of his person are we even looking at?!

''{Cut back to the TV, which shows the same scene, as Senor Cardgage speaks incoherently in the background. The screen is now labeled "The Family Might/Could".}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' TOO MANY FOLDS! ''{cut to Strong Mad's face, which he covers}'' TOO MANY FOLDS!!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, also covering his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trust me, you guys! This is ''not'' what we shot that day! ''{raises his head a moment to consider:}'' On an old air freshener.

''{Pan to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still looking at the TV}'' This is so exciting! My first rated-R movie! Today, I am become a man! ''{pulls out a cinnamon shaker, and starts shaking it over his face}'' Poof! Peff! Puff!

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Where did you say you got this tape again?

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno! It arrived mysteriously with no return address and a spooky music sting.

''{The music sting plays again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the one.

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, I think you just made us all watch one of those urban legend cursèd video tapes! ''{smiles}'' I think we all may be cursed for life! ''{excitedly}'' Finally!

''{Cut back to the Lappier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? Cardgage is so cool his character video probably cursed us all for life! But if there were any adverse side-effects, we haven't seen anything so far. I'm sure they'll manifest some day when we least expect it. Thanks for emailing me, Kristi Ann. Now Ima grab a sharpie and head to the bathroom. Try and make my own "family might/could."

''{Strong Bad gets up, making [[the Geddup Noise]], and he walks offscreen. Cut to a black screen reading "8 or 7 years later..." as a spooky chord plays. It fades to Homestar, with cinnamon faux-stubble, in the office, talking on a headset. He's wearing a green shirt labeled "Hot Jones Investment", and a post-it note on the cubicle wall reads "Less This, More That."}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Widow Jankroe, if we're talking about your children's future, primary and secondary investments simply won't be enough. We're gonna need to start talking about ''{human lips suddenly appear over his mouth, and he creepily says, in an echoey sing-song voice nothing like his own} tertiary {the lips disappear, and he continues normally}'' investments, and WAH! ''{spooky music plays}'' WAH! WAH!

''{Strong Bad runs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess, you just said ''{human lips appear over his mouth, he starts wiggling his hips, and he says, in the same voice Homestar used:} tertiary {the lips disappear}'' WAAAAAH! It's the Cardgage curse! It finally caught up with us!

''{Cut to a screen showing a box for "SENOR CARDGAGE CHARACTER VIDEO", featuring a distorted Senor Cardgage on the front, to spooky music. In the corner of the screen is a faux-MPAA rating: "F" for "Folds", with a disclaimer next to it. Homestar narrates and reads the disclaimer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eeow!

''{The 3D paper appears.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the "Rated F" box to see a scene with "Couch Z" rapping. Couch Z is a green couch in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] with a patch of duct tape in the shape of a Z. It talks in Coach Z's voice by moving the couch cushions.

:'''COUCH Z:''' Hey, my name's Couch Z, a-one, two, one, three!
:Check me out as I rock furnitularly!
:I can't really recommend you ever sit down on me,
:'cause your backside might stick to my upholstery!
:''{pan across to reveal F-Sack on the floor}''
:'''F-SACK:''' Those are some of the worst rhymes I ever had laid ears on! ''{close-up on F-Sack}'' But I ain't got no ears, just this nasty old mouth flap. A-he-uh-ha-ho-hoo-hee.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:Tom Brokaw|Tom Brokaw]] was a journalist for [[wikipedia:NBC Nightly News|NBC Nightly News]] from 1982 to 2004.
*Primary investments are buying an initial offering of stocks or bonds directly from a corporation. Secondary investments are buying stocks that have already been created by primary investments. Tertiary investments are buying stocks from other stockholders.
*[[wikipedia:Polenta|Polenta]] is an Italian food made from boiled cornmeal.
*[[wikipedia:Regolith|Regolith]] is a scientific term for loose material covering bedrock, including dust, soil, and broken rock.

===Trivia===
[[File:Senor Cardgage Smiling.png|thumb|Also not too cool to smile.]]
[[File:Homestar New Mouth.PNG|thumb|Homestar's ''other'' new mouth]]
*This email was sent in [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/867413867294535682|via Tweet]] by [[twitter:@El_Buendonado|@El_Buendonado]], using the template suggested by [[@StrongBadActual]] (including the closing "Woefully yours").
*This is the first appearance of Homestar's new mouth, indicating curiosity or confusion.
*This is the first time Senor Cardgage has smiled.
*The Exact Same's YouTube autoplay preview can be found in the Flash file using a seek bar.
*The short-lived format Betaflop-D has a [http://betaflop.com Website]. It is currently unknown if the The Brothers Chaps actually made this site, or a dedicated fan.

===Remarks===
*For about two weeks, this email's title linked to [[sbemail206]] on the [[New Stuff]] menu. As a result, sbemail206's [[TV Time Toons Menu]] preview was shown instead of this email's preview, which could only be viewed through the URL. This was fixed on August 31st, 2017.

===Inside References===
*"Thang ding" is a [[spoonerism]].
*"Betaflop-D" is a [[portmanteau]] (see below).
*Senor Cardgage instructs Strong Bad to [[Mashing|mash play]].
*[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'s power outlet is used in the chain of adapters between the "beige enough device" and the [[Telebision]].
*"Family Might/Could" is very similar to "[[might could]]".
*Homestar uses [[cinnamon]] as facial hair once again.
*Strong Sad pronounces "cursed" as "curs[[èd]]".
*Strong Sad [[Strong Sad smiling|smiles]] when he finds out that he's been cursed.
*"Hot [[Jones]] Investment" shares a name with the warm drink from [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]].
*Homestar last addressed someone with the surname "Jankroe" in [[Costume Commercial]].
*Homestar calls Cardgage's character video "[his] first rated-R movie", echoing his being banned from playing M-rated video games in [[slumber party]].
*Cardgage's character video being rated R, as well as the difficulty in watching it, echoes a similar situation in [[rated]].
*"Couch Z" is reminiscent of Homestar's faux-backwards pronounciation of "Coach Z" in an Easter egg in [[alternate universe]].

===Real-World References===
*The page title is a play on the term "[[Wikipedia:Holier-than-thou|Holier-than-thou]]".
*The cursed Betaflop-D tape is a reference to ''[[wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|The Ring]]'', a 2002 adaptation of a 1998 Japanese horror movie about an unsettling cursed VHS tape that would kill whoever watched seven days later.
*Betaflop-D is a reference to three data formats that have faded into obscurity. Two of them tried and failed to supplant VHS tapes; [[wikipedia:Betamax|Betamax]], a video format by Sony which is best known for failing to compete in the 1980s despite being technically superior, and [[wikipedia:D-VHS|D-VHS]], a last-ditch effort to put higher-quality digital video on a cassette in the face of the growing threat of DVD. Both were ultimately flops, and traditional VHS remained commonplace until the mid-2000s. Then there's the 5.25 inch floppy disk inside the cassette, the outdatedness of which had been alluded to previously.
**In addition, the name "Betaflop" also alludes to [[Wikipedia:FLOPS|floating point operations]], a measure of computer performance in sizes such as "teraflop".
*Senor Cardgage's phrase "state-of-the-arp" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Jean Arp|Jean Arp]], a pioneer of the absurdist art movement [[wikipedia:Dada|Dada]].
*Cardgage's line to Coach Z is a mangled version of a line from the song "Centerfield" by [[wikipedia:John Fogerty|John Fogerty]]: "Put me in, coach, I'm ready to play!"

==YouTube Version==
[[File:ExactSameUnboxingAutoplay.png|thumb|Feed your unmoving face.]]
*The video's title is "sbemail207 - Too Cool".
*At the end of the cartoon, an image of [[The Exact Same]] and a box of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] appears with a loading ring, appearing to load a video called "Breakfast Unboxing w/ The Exact Same", parodying YouTube's autoplay function and the trend of [[wikipedia:Unboxing|unboxing videos]]. Afterwards, the Couch Z Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|207|37804|youtube=UpelIgwoUKw}}

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gimmicks

Dacoool — Mon, 30 Oct 2017 03:28:15 GMT

Dacoool: /* Remarks */

{{sbenav|33}}

[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|This does not look good for Strong Bad.]]

The beginning of the end of the [[Tandy 400]]: Mike W. misses the days when Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then, the computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Strong Bad's Computers Exploding|explodes]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 24, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:16

'''Page Title:''' TANDY 400!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you remember when you would answer emails and 
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss 
those days. 
 
With a lot of crap, 
 
Mike W 
Everett, MA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces MA as "ma."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yep. I remember those days, Mike. Those were good days... ''{sniffs}'' good days. ''{The email shrinks to the center of the screen with a powering-down noise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mutters}'' What the... crap? ''{the monitor sparks sharply}'' Whoa! Whgjht?

''{silence}''

''{The Tandy spontaneously explodes, covering Strong Bad's head and face in soot and ash. The force of the explosion propels him from his stool and sends him flying across the room, screaming the whole way until he breaks through the wall into Strong Sad's bedroom. He groans and opens his eyes and sees Strong Sad standing above him, upside-down.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, geez! Are you okay?

''{Strong Bad stands up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What, yeah, no, I'm fine! ''{brushes burnt wrestling mask parts backwards}'' Nothing happened; I'm fine!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did your terrible computer explode?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow, like, nine hundred dollars.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for, like... ''{chuckling}'' fifteen dollars.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said shut up! ''{sulkily}'' I ''liked'' that computer.

''{Strong Bad crawls through the hole in the wall back to his room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I hope some of that money's for buying me a new poster. You don't seem too broken up about that.

''{Cut to what's left of the Tandy 400. The back button is still on the screen, but shakes and fluctuates constantly. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*At the end of the email, click on the contrast buttons to make the broken monitor spark and flash.
**Pressing the left contrast button causes the broken bulb-like component in the center to flash bright white.
**Pressing the right contrast button causes the green wire to jump and spark.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===

*This is the first instance of [[Strong Bad's computer malfunctioning]].
*This email marks the first appearance of Strong Sad's new mouth movement style.

===Remarks===

*If the flash file is paused during the explosion, it can be seen that the "explosion" is just glass shards overlapped on the screen.
*As Strong Bad flies across the room, he passes the same door and window several times. Repeating backgrounds are common in low-budget animation.
*When Strong Bad is talking to Strong Sad, his mouth is unusually small.
*When Strong Sad is seen upside-down, he appears to be angry.
*The spinning fan inside the exploded Tandy at the end doesn't seem to be attached to anything else, and is just floating in midair.
*Most computers need fans, but gears of the size shown are never found in a home computer. This is likely a joke referring to Strong Bad's taste for old computers.
*As of [[sisters]], the Tandy's exploded screen is shown as if it was never shattered, but instead it is shown as slightly cracked.
*It is unusual for the back link to be on the screen, as the [[Wikipedia:Cathode ray tube|picture tube]] of the Tandy is facing the table and most likely broken.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Tandy 400 Exploding.png|thumb| Misplaced head and glass shards.]]
*When you click the left contrast button at the end of the email, the rainbow star logo disappears until the animation is done, along with the word "Contrast."
**As well, the contrast buttons, the back link and a glass shard from the Tandy's monitor remain on top of the flash of light.
***However, in the DVD version, these goofs had been fixed.
*When the Tandy explodes, Strong Bad's reflection is incorrect. It is located at the top of the computer screen, at the same angle as the computer.
*When Strong Bad is flying through the air and crashes into the wall, the bottom-left corner of Strong Sad's room's wall protrudes more than it should where it meets the floor.
*As Strong Bad is flying, the last object in the background is a door. When he is in Strong Sad's room, the last object before the wall is a window.
*When Strong Bad wakes up in Strong Sad's room, he brushes off a piece of rubble which later disappears.
*After Strong Bad lands from the computer explosion, his mouth moves in an odd, overlapping way.

===Inside References===

*Strong Bad receives another email signed with the word [[Crapfully Yours|crap]]; this is the last time he reads such a signature without expressing his displeasure at it.
*As this is Strong Bad Email 33, The phrase "Super Great" (said twice) at the beginning could be a reference to [[butt IQ]], the third email, in which Strong Bad states that "on a scale of 1 to awesome, [he is] 'Super Great.'"

===Fast Forward===
*The Tandy's explosion and Strong Bad's flying backward were featured in the explosions montage in [[hremail3184]]. It was also featured in [[personal favorites]].

==DVD Version==

*Instead of clicking on the contrast buttons to make pieces of the computer short-circuit/explode, the malfunctions happen without user interaction.

==YouTube Version==

*The Malfunctions happen without interaction, much like the DVD version.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|33|youtube=1rQX6e-WGsk}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

Old Intro 2

Dacoool — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 00:43:48 GMT

Dacoool: /* Remarks */

{{watchtoon|run2x.html|watch|HR}}
[[Image:anotherintro.PNG|thumb|Walking after midnight]]

This is an old intro in the [[Museum]]. It has been parodied in [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email]]s such as [[mile]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], and [[Most in the Graveyard]].

'''Current Page title:''' Homestar Runner!

'''Original Page title:''' Everyone Loves the Homestar Runner

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Running Time:''' 0:15

'''Date:''' May 10, 2000 or before

==Transcript==
''{Open to a nighttime scene featuring a silhouette of a small hill. Music from the [[Old Intro|older intro]] is playing. A silhouette of Homestar runs in from the right and starts running up the hill. The words "EVERYONE LOVES HOMESTAR RUNNER" appear at the top of the screen. Homestar reaches the top of the hill and stops running. The words "HE IS A TERRIFIC ATHLETE" appear at the bottom of the screen. The camera zooms in on Homestar and spins around him, ending with a closeup of his head inside a circle. The Homestar Runner logo appears below the circle. The music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Remarks ===
[[Image:Homestar blue cap.PNG|thumb|200px|You gotta have the blue hat.]]
*If you click the close button after the toon, you will be taken to a blank light blue page.
*If you right-click at this page, it will say "movie not loaded...". This is because it is trying to redirect to the [[Old Flash Stuff]] menu, where all content is embedded.
*The brim of Homestar's hat is blue when he turns around, but the rest of him remains the same.
*According to [https://web.archive.org/web/20000511162548/http://www.homestarrunner.com:80/run2x.html the Wayback Machine], in May of 2000, nothing happened when you clicked the Homestar Runner button.

=== Inside References ===
*The line "Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete" is taken from the [[Original Book]]. The word "the" is omitted, however.

=== Fast Forward ===
*There have been several references to a silhouetted [[Homestar Runner]] running over the hills.
** [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Strong Bad]] (dressed as Homestar) walks over the hills at the beginning.
** [[Ballad of the Sneak]] — A shadowed [[The Sneak]] runs over hills at the end of the instrumental.
** Email [[mile]] (Easter egg) — A silhouetted [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style Strong Bad cartwheels over hills.
** [[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — In the Homestar running scene, for a moment he is shadowed.
** [[Most in the Graveyard]] — [[The King of Town]] runs away from Strong Bad over hills.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:run2x.html|watch "Old Intro 2"]]
*[[HR:run2x.swf|view the Flash file for "Old Intro 2"]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Old Intro]]| title = '''Introduction Toon'''| years = 2000–2001 | after = [[Intro 2]]}}
{{end box}}

{{OldFlashStuff}}

{{subtitlesLinks|run2x}}
{{missinginfo|release date}}
[[Category:Intro Toons]][[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Old Intro 2

Dacoool — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 00:41:42 GMT

Dacoool: /* Remarks */

{{watchtoon|run2x.html|watch|HR}}
[[Image:anotherintro.PNG|thumb|Walking after midnight]]

This is an old intro in the [[Museum]]. It has been parodied in [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email]]s such as [[mile]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], and [[Most in the Graveyard]].

'''Current Page title:''' Homestar Runner!

'''Original Page title:''' Everyone Loves the Homestar Runner

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Running Time:''' 0:15

'''Date:''' May 10, 2000 or before

==Transcript==
''{Open to a nighttime scene featuring a silhouette of a small hill. Music from the [[Old Intro|older intro]] is playing. A silhouette of Homestar runs in from the right and starts running up the hill. The words "EVERYONE LOVES HOMESTAR RUNNER" appear at the top of the screen. Homestar reaches the top of the hill and stops running. The words "HE IS A TERRIFIC ATHLETE" appear at the bottom of the screen. The camera zooms in on Homestar and spins around him, ending with a closeup of his head inside a circle. The Homestar Runner logo appears below the circle. The music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Remarks ===
[[Image:Homestar blue cap.PNG|thumb|200px|You gotta have the blue hat.]]
*If you click the close button after the toon, you will be taken to a blank light blue page.
*If you right-click at this page, it will say "movie not loaded...". This is because it is trying to redirect to the [[Old Flash Stuff]] menu, where all content is embedded.
*The brim of Homestar's hat is blue when he turns around, but the rest of him remains the same.
*According to [https://web.archive.org/web/20000511162548/http://www.homestarrunner.com:80/run2x.html|the Wayback Machine], in May of 2000, nothing happened when you clicked the Homestar Runner button.

=== Inside References ===
*The line "Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete" is taken from the [[Original Book]]. The word "the" is omitted, however.

=== Fast Forward ===
*There have been several references to a silhouetted [[Homestar Runner]] running over the hills.
** [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Strong Bad]] (dressed as Homestar) walks over the hills at the beginning.
** [[Ballad of the Sneak]] — A shadowed [[The Sneak]] runs over hills at the end of the instrumental.
** Email [[mile]] (Easter egg) — A silhouetted [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style Strong Bad cartwheels over hills.
** [[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — In the Homestar running scene, for a moment he is shadowed.
** [[Most in the Graveyard]] — [[The King of Town]] runs away from Strong Bad over hills.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:run2x.html|watch "Old Intro 2"]]
*[[HR:run2x.swf|view the Flash file for "Old Intro 2"]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Old Intro]]| title = '''Introduction Toon'''| years = 2000–2001 | after = [[Intro 2]]}}
{{end box}}

{{OldFlashStuff}}

{{subtitlesLinks|run2x}}
{{missinginfo|release date}}
[[Category:Intro Toons]][[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Squintmojis

Dacoool — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:21:53 GMT

Dacoool: /* Fixed Goofs */

{{toonnav|Shorts|squintmoji|Strong Bad Classics!|Characters from Yonder Website}}

[[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"]]
Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg) {{film|Strong Mad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 28, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Slightest Impression Guaranteed!

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you tired of people using ''{Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters}'' -moji as a legitimate suffix?

''{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Neith-moji are we -moji!

''{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese rice cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!

''{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich is one sez 'jorb'?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...

''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''

''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up!

''{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, more anticipatory}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, angrily}'' More!

''{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, laughing}'' There we go!

''{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Indistinguishable!

''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' "Hey, that's Homestar Runner".

''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 1:''' That's a great story!

''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''

''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!

''{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"

''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' Suh— somebody's already used that, right? ''{the music cuts out}'' We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Homestar squintmoji at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "[[Intro|Everybody! Everybody!]]" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*This toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Emoji|emojis]], pictograms used in modern web applications.

===Trivia===
*Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short.

===Remarks===
*This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] was added to Big Toons.
*In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[File:CoachZTyped.png|thumb|That almost looks like Coach Z!]]
*In the Flash version, parts of the actual Coach Z are typed in on the smartphone instead of emojis. This goof was not present until the "Original"/"Squintmo'" goof was fixed, and is not the case in the YouTube version.
*Originally, on the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z was labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z was labelled "Squintmo'". This was fixed by swapping the position of the original image and the Squintmoji image, though the goof can still be seen in the YouTube version.

===Inside References===
*The message about Coach Z uses [[Internet slang]]. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]].
*Homestar's account of using a squintmoji reflects the "summer talk" he uses in [[The Baloneyman]].
**The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of [[Noun-Verb|using a verb after a noun in quick succession]].
*At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a [[cheese]], which The Cheat was previously compared to in [[huttah!]] and [[Date Nite]].

===Fast Forward===
*Following the release of this toon, squintmojis of [[Squintmoji Character Variations|numerous other characters]] have been shown on [[@StrongBadActual]].
*"Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[Instagram]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|thumb|"WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?"]]
*The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20110708100736/http://www.brotherschaps.com/?p=6 blogged about collecting wind-up drink toys in 2010].

==See Also==
*[[Squintmoji Character Variations]] for information about which symbols make up the characters.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|squintmoji|youtube=S1pxD-N3g5U|37807}}

[[Category:Shorts]]
[[Category:Advertisements]]

Squintmojis

Dacoool — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:21:29 GMT

Dacoool: fixed

{{toonnav|Shorts|squintmoji|Strong Bad Classics!|Characters from Yonder Website}}

[[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"]]
Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg) {{film|Strong Mad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 28, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Slightest Impression Guaranteed!

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you tired of people using ''{Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters}'' -moji as a legitimate suffix?

''{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Neith-moji are we -moji!

''{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese rice cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!

''{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich is one sez 'jorb'?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...

''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''

''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up!

''{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, more anticipatory}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, angrily}'' More!

''{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, laughing}'' There we go!

''{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Indistinguishable!

''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' "Hey, that's Homestar Runner".

''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 1:''' That's a great story!

''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''

''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!

''{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"

''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' Suh— somebody's already used that, right? ''{the music cuts out}'' We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Homestar squintmoji at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "[[Intro|Everybody! Everybody!]]" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*This toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Emoji|emojis]], pictograms used in modern web applications.

===Trivia===
*Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short.

===Remarks===
*This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] was added to Big Toons.
*In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally, on the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z was labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z was labelled "Squintmo'". This was fixed by swapping the position of the original image and the Squintmoji image, though the goof can still be seen in the YouTube version.

===Inside References===
*The message about Coach Z uses [[Internet slang]]. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]].
*Homestar's account of using a squintmoji reflects the "summer talk" he uses in [[The Baloneyman]].
**The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of [[Noun-Verb|using a verb after a noun in quick succession]].
*At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a [[cheese]], which The Cheat was previously compared to in [[huttah!]] and [[Date Nite]].

===Fast Forward===
*Following the release of this toon, squintmojis of [[Squintmoji Character Variations|numerous other characters]] have been shown on [[@StrongBadActual]].
*"Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[Instagram]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|thumb|"WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?"]]
*The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20110708100736/http://www.brotherschaps.com/?p=6 blogged about collecting wind-up drink toys in 2010].

==See Also==
*[[Squintmoji Character Variations]] for information about which symbols make up the characters.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|squintmoji|youtube=S1pxD-N3g5U|37807}}

[[Category:Shorts]]
[[Category:Advertisements]]

A Jorb Well Done

Dacoool — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:19:51 GMT

Dacoool: /* Fast Forward */

{{toonnav|Big Toon|cantsayjob|The Reddest Radish|The Luau}}

[[Image:cantsayjob.png|thumb|It's not "jaerb", it's "job".]]

Coach Z can't say the word ''job''. The rest of the gang tries to teach him. JAERB!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Tom Servo]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Movie Theater]], [[Graffiti Wall]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

'''Date:''' ''On or before'' Friday, March 2, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' A Jorb Well Done

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==

''{Scene opens at a sport field. Homestar is running back and forth and he knocks over Strong Sad. Pom Pom starts jumping on him and the electronic scoreboard is keeping count. Also, Bubs is there for some reason. Coach Z blows his whistle}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in.

''{Homestar walks over to him, sweating}''

'''COACH Z:''' Great jaerb there, Homestar.

''{Homestar opens his mouth in shock}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... I'm sorry. What?

'''COACH Z:''' I uh, I say you did a great ''jorb'' out there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did a great ''WHAT''?

'''COACH Z:''' A great ''jaerb''!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. Pom Pom, you've gotta check this out. ''{Pom Pom bounces over}'' Okay, Coach, tell Pom Pom what I did today.

'''COACH Z:''' Err, uh well, I was just telling Homestar here that he done a great joearb.

''{Pom Pom bubbles in laughter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Coach, that's ridiculous. We've ''got'' to do something about that.

''{Cut to the chalkboard, where Homestar is wearing a mortar board and holding a pointer. The board has "JOB vs. JAERB" on it. Homestar crosses out Jaerb and circles Job}''

''{Cut to Marzipan at the chalkboard. She has 3 pictures of mouths labeled with the letters A, E, and O}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' O. Job. O. Job.

'''COACH Z:''' JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!

''{As Coach Z talks, the word '''JOERGHB!''' slides across the screen in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, you need to make your mouth into an O, like this. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

'''COACH Z:''' You mean like this? OOORREEAARRRORRR.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's better.

''{Cut to the movie theater, where Coach Z is strapped into a seat while his eyes are forced open very wide with a red outline. Pom Pom supervises. The screen flashes the word "job" over and over, followed by pictures of people with Pom heads.}''

''The Business Man's JOB is giving the business.'' 
''The Construction Worker's JOB is to smash things.'' 
''The Poopsmith's JOB is obvious.''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Looks to be in pain; his face is red and is sweating}'' JEEEOOORREEAARRB!!!!!!!

''{Cut to some sort of alleyway. Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing in front of a brick wall with the word JOB stylishly written in graffiti. Strong Bad has a smile on his face}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Coach, let's give this one more try. Repeat after me. JOB. ''{Because of his accent he pronounces it "jobe".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Jorb.

''{Strong Bad looks at Strong Mad and clears his throat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, uh, this sounds very good. Uh, my only recommendation would be, next time, try to add some more syllables. Perhaps three. Perhaps four.

''{Strong Bad snickers, then bursts out laughing wildly, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Coach Z looks down, ashamed and embarrassed, and walks off. Strong Bad and the others continue laughing hysterically.}''

''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench, depressed with his head on one hand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejectedly}'' Oh, jeez. I'm just not cut out to say the word "jaerb". How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tomorrow?

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uhh, Coach Z, uhh, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help. ''{hands him a [[Cassette Tapes|tape]]}'' This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary. Listen to it while you slumber. And tomorrow, you may wake to find that...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting; excitedly}'' Oh, wow! Thanks a lot, Strong Sad!

''{Coach Z puts the tape in a tape machine. The tape is labeled "Job—285,194 times." He then presses PLAY and goes to sleep on a bench in the locker room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on tape}'' Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job...

''{Coach Z starts having dreams about Strong Sad jumping over a fence and saying the word "job" over and over.}''

''{The next day, at the athletic field, only Coach Z and Homestar are there. The scoreboard keeps track of how many times Homestar changes directions while running. Coach Z blows his whistle}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eagerly}'' Well, Coach, how'd I do today?

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I tell ya. You did a great... ''job'', ''{Homestar looks happily surprised}'' Hamstray.

''{Homestar becomes annoyed and sighs. A small plume of black smoke appears over his head. He starts to leave.}''

'''COACH Z:''' No, wait, I mean Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?!

''{The words "the end" appear on the scoreboard. After a few seconds, the "[[Coach Z Talker]]" appears.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
[[Image:Old homestar jorb.PNG|thumb|150px|Old style Homestar?]]
*This is the first full-length [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] cartoon that uses the [[The Brothers Chaps|Chaps']] current animation style, albeit only for Homestar (when he's facing forward) and Coach Z. Marzipan, Strong Bad, Bubs, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad (although his M is different), and Homestar (when he's facing away), are still drawn in the old style.
**It is revealed from the [[#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] that this cartoon was updated after it was made. Newer character designs from the front side were added, but the back of Homestar's head was left unchanged.
***With a flash decomplier, it's revealed that Bubs is in his design from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] instead of the colored outline.
*At the rate Strong Sad repeats the word ''job'' on the tape (about once per second), it would take him approximately 3 days, 7 hours, 13 minutes, and 14 seconds to say it 285,194 times.
*This is the only time that a sidewalk in [[Free Country, USA]] can be seen. This may suggest that it has at least some pavement in it.
*This toon contains one of the first instances of [[Strong Bad smiling]].

===Remarks===
*The old pop-up menu appears on this cartoon (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only this toon, [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], the [[Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Email Menus|Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu]], and the [[Yearbook Character Page]] seem to still have it.
*In the scene with Homestar at the chalkboard, the older version of Homestar's legs were used. They're supposed to be long and close together, but these are shorter and placed apart.
*Marzipan says to make Coach Z's "mouth" round, even though he has [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Coach Z's Face|no visible mouth]].
*Strong Bad's mocking of Coach Z seems out of place, considering that ''job'' and ''jorb'' actually both have the same number of syllables, one.
*Marzipan tells Coach Z to round his mouth to make the vowel in ''job''; however, she, like most North American English speakers, pronounces an [[Wikipedia:Open back unrounded vowel|open back unrounded vowel]] in the word. Also, she tells him to "make your mouth into an O, like this. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", but she pronounces "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" with a [[Wikipedia:Close-mid back rounded vowel|different vowel sound]] (approx. IPA [o]), which does not occur in the word ''job''.
*The name of the SWF file is [[URLs With the Number 2 In Them|cantsayjob2]], despite the toon being located at cantsayjob.html. The cantsayjob.swf file used to exist, but since it was later updated to include Homestar's newest design, the file was replaced.
[[Image:cantsayjob2.png|thumb|Nice Use of Light and shadow, without picnic supplies — brightness turned up]]
*In the Coach Z talker, the voices overlap. This is most evident when selecting "jorearb" and then another word.
**Also in the Talker, Coach Z's head doesn't move until the mouse is let go.

===Goofs===
*All the locks on the lockers look identical, even though the ones on the open lockers should appear to be at a different angle from the ones on the closed lockers.
*In the chalkboard scene, Coach Z is looking toward the camera instead of at the chalkboard.
*When Strong Sad first walks into the locker room, the label on his "job" tape is written backwards.
*Oddly enough, when Strong Sad and Coach Z are in the locker room, the wheels on the cassette tape are spinning, even though it isn't in a tape player.
**This goof can't be seen until Strong Sad hands the tape to Coach Z, because the tape wheels are the same gray color as Strong Sad's body.
*While Strong Bad is laughing, his right arm is disconnected from his body.
*In Coach Z's dream, the "JOB" words flying in the background appear under the fence, but over the small hill that it's on.
*The sound effect of Strong Bad laughing is played too early for the second time, overlapping the first sound.
*Near the end of the scene where Homestar is showing Pom Pom Coach Z's pronouncing of "job", Homestar's head starts to shake.
* When Homestar is laughing in the beginning, the front of his head slightly comes off of his body.
*During the closeup on Coach Z when Pom Pom is showing him the movie, the outline on his neck sticks out a bit from where it should.
*Before Coach Z blows his whistle the first time, the chain on it disappears.

===Inside References===
*Homestar at the chalkboard wearing a teacher's cap refers to [[The King of Town DVD]].
*This is an appearance of [[hypnosis]].

===Real-World References===
*In the scene with Pom Pom in the movie theater, the silhouette of [[Wikipedia:Tom Servo|Tom Servo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mystery Science Theater 3000|Mystery Science Theater 3000]] fame is present to the left of Coach Z. The entire scene of having the characters silhouetted against the movie screen is a parody of the style of the show.
*Coach Z strapped into the chair in the theater is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Ludovico technique|Ludovico technique]] in the [[Stanley Kubrick]] film [[Imdb:tt0066921|A Clockwork Orange]].
*Coach Z calls Homestar Runner "Stairmaster," a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Stairmaster|Stairmaster]] work-out product.
*"Pack it up, pack it in" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:House of Pain|House of Pain]] song [[Wikipedia:Jump Around|"Jump Around."]]
*The smoke cloud appearing above Homestar when Coach Z mispronounces his name is an imitation of [[Peanuts]].
*Coach Z's stereo is called [[Ghetto Blastro]]. This is a take on [[Wikipedia:Boombox#"Ghettoblaster"|ghetto blaster]], a popular nickname for boomboxes.
*The background noises in Coach Z's dream are from the "Human Voice" preset on the [[Casio Keyboards|Casio SK-1]].

===Fast Forward===
*The A and O background noises in Coach Z's "Job Dream" are used again in [[lures & jigs]].
*The montage music is later used in [[Accent]], when Coach Z is teaching Strong Bad to use his old Mexican accent more often.
*In [[boring (really)]], Coach Z tells Strong Bad that "jorb" is a four letter word in a list of three-letter words.
*Coach Z later says job, in [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]].
*This cartoon was later converted into a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[Sbemailiarized]].
*Coach Z saying jorb was later referenced in the toon [[Squintmojis]], when the recipient of a text asks who is the one that says jorb.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The Coach Z Talker is removed.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This cartoon invents Coach Z's speech impediment—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' —basically, doesn't it?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he had the same voice, but he hadn't really mispronounced words. This cartoon I also feel like, sort of, was the start of the not showing a competition or sporting events-related, uh, cartoon, like Jumping Jack Contest or Marshmallow's Last Stand. It sort of became about the characters.

'''MATT:''' The moments in-between those competitions.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' This is actually a redone version too, 'cause originally it was the fat-body Homestar.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. This is the only cartoon we did this with, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I—

'''MIKE:''' We went back and changed graphics?

'''MATT:''' I did it with Luau but we never updated it, we never put it on the website.

'''MIKE:''' You can tell because the back view of Homestar has the fat, old Homestar backward—the back-view head.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. So there's a couple cartoons that has that in it, uh—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, later?

'''MATT:''' I think the Stinkoman email—there's a back view of Homestar that we hadn't—it's still the fat-body Homestar back view. ''{Pause}'' Homestar's voice doesn't match his appearance here, compared to anything else on the site.

'''MIKE:''' His legs are a little short there, too.

'''MATT:''' Yeah! Look at him! That might be the old, fat-body legs, too.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, 'cause I bet we just updated the head, and not his legs or anything.

'''MATT:''' I remember being very proud of this montage sequence here. I thought it was... genius filmmaking. ''{Mike laughs}'' The old Marzipan mouth, too. Look at the flickering flash on that projector! ''{Pause}'' There's Tom Servo, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' And this was I think the second appearance of the Poopsmith.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's right.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think he was still... at this point he still wasn't considered a main character.

''{Pause, until Strong Bad pronounces "Job" as "Jobe"}''

'''MATT:''' ''{Imitating}'' Jobe.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' I don't really, uh... we've never gone back to the brick wall location...

'''MATT:''' The graffiti wall?

'''MIKE:''' The graffiti wall.

'''MATT:''' It's a background on the Dancin' Bubs game. Sort of.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, with the cardboard?

'''MATT:''' Mm hm.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that—he's got a spotlight on him! Where did that shadow come from?

'''MATT:''' The spotlight that's aiming up at him from the ground. ''{Pause until Strong Bad laughs manically}'' Wow, he's really laughing there. ''{Pause again, until Coach Z says "How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tomorrow?"}'' How's he gonna do it, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' ''{Imitating Strong Sad}'' Oh, I've got some advice for you, Lonely... Swaddler—

'''MATT:''' It's not only... you're not good enough! It's too close; you're not doing a bad enough job on your impression. ''{Doing a Strong Sad impression in a nasally voice that's nothing like him}'' This is a tape I made of a—when I practice the dictionary. Listen to it while you slumber.

'''MIKE:''' That's very good.

'''MATT:''' It's not whiny at all!

''{Pause until Coach Z starts the tape}''

'''MIKE:''' He must have recorded that on low quality to get 285,000... 'cause that would take a long time.

''{Matt laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That's true.

'''MIKE:''' More than sixty minutes, definitely.

'''MATT:''' ''{As Strong Sad is jumping over a fence repeatedly}'' Here goes... There's some weird stuff with the fence, isn't there, when the word "Job" starts to kind of go through the fence... or maybe not. Look at that ball bouncing all by itself! ''{Both laugh}'' Homestar's scoring points somehow.

'''MIKE:''' I think the ball was scoring points by bouncing.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' The ball was actually—

'''MIKE:''' Or it got points by changing direction.

'''MATT:''' The ball was shutting Homestar out four to nothing, in the bouncing contest. ''{Pause until Coach Z says "Hamstray", then Matt sighs exasperatedly:}'' Arggh!

'''MIKE:''' Oh there's the black—I was just wondering where the black, uh, little curly frustration thing—I was gonna use that today. I couldn't remember what we used it in.

'''MATT:''' The Peanuts?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, when—

'''MATT:''' Frustration smoke?

''{Mike laughs}''

== External Links ==
*[[HR:cantsayjob.html|watch "A Jorb Well Done"]]
*[[HR:cantsayjob2.swf|view the Flash file for "A Jorb Well Done"]]
*[[Forum:15908|forum thread re: "A Jorb Well Done"]]

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[[Image:@StrongBadActual_profile01.jpg|thumb|Profile pic]]
:''Not to be confused with Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Instagram|Instagram]] account [[Instagram|of the same name]].''
'''[[twitter:StrongBadActual|@StrongBadActual]]''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]] account. It posts a variety of original text, images, and videos, some promoting recent [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] projects, others responding to fans. It was created on September 29, 2011, shortly after the now-closed account [[@ronginald]], but laid dormant until it became active on September 26, 2014. The account came to public attention when [[The Brothers Chaps]]-[[Contributors|collaborator]] [[Craig Zobel]] retweeted the account's first post, and has since surpassed 50,000 followers as of September 28, 2017.

In all [[Lappier]] emails, the [[CGI Paper]] reads ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual", suggesting that the Twitter account has officially replaced his email address strongbad@homestarrunner.com as the primary contact method for [[Strong Bad Email]]. The first Lappier email, [[sbemail206]], marks the first time the account has been mentioned on [[homestarrunner.com]]. The first time the account was officially linked to was in a [[main page message]] reading "strong bad's twitter".

== Identity ==
[[Image:Fish Eye Lens.png|thumb|My upcoming new jam!!]]
The account seems to be owned by the Brothers Chaps. Evidence for this may be found within the account's contents.

* Craig Zobel, a close friend of The Brothers Chaps, retweeted the first post. At the time, the account had, at most, a few hundred followers.
* Later, the account was promoted by [[wikipedia:Alex Hirsch|Alex Hirsch]], who worked closely with [[Matt Chapman]] on [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects#Television|Gravity Falls]] during most of the Homestar Runner [[HRWiki:Hiatuses|hiatus]].
* The account's icon is a shot of the original [[Puppet Stuff]] Strong Bad and a handcrafted [[The Cheat]] puppet. Only two of [[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet Strong Bad|the former]] are known to exist (both owned by the Chapman family) and [[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet The Cheat|the latter]] is a one-of-a-kind handmade item.
* Handwriting and doodles consistent with Matt's appear in several pictures, as well as elaborate setups of [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] and [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] electronics.
* The account became active in late September of 2014, the general time frame Matt said he hoped updates would resume on the [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014|Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show]].
** During the same interview, he said, "And we'll see, it depends on how whole hog we go, if we give Strong Bad a Twitter account... as part of a relaunch."
The account was proven to be officially run on October 3, 2014, when [[Fish Eye Lens]] was released on the main website. The post from September 27, almost a week before, featured an [[ASCII art|ASCII]] version of one of the scenes from the toon, calling it a scene from his "new jam" (the toon referred to a "[[number one jam]]"), and the profile pic was taken with a fisheye lens.

== Gallery ==

{{tweet|pic=TwitterMojiween.jpg|text=Thanks for the suggestion, [[twitter:ProtagonJones|@ProtagonJones]]! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!|date=6 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterTeaser2017.jpg|text=Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! 
flash only: [[hr:ween17_teaser.html|http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html. …]]|date=6 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|text=This is all I will say on the subject:|date=5 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!|date=3 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|text=tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?
*ew, gross
*ok, I guess
*yes! let's do it!|date=2 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterRobotBattle.gif|text=Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, [[twitter:@xArc_Knightx|@xArc_Knightx]]? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!|date=1 Oct 2017}}
{{tweet|text=tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.|date=30 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.|date=28 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterYonderWebsite.jpg|text=tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short 
YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU 
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite.html|date=27 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.|date=26 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit|date=25 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterNotVerified.jpg|text=Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.|date=25 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank [[twitter:@_AlexHirsch|@_AlexHirsch]] for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)|date=24 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=AHHHHH!|date=24 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!|date=24 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterDropATrain.jpg|text=Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?|date=23 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?|date=22 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!|date=21 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSweetPuttinCakes.gif|text=Who forgort to port?|date=18 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.|date=16 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterCarmsquintMirandoji.jpg|text=Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)|date=16 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterJohnMcEnroji.jpg|text=New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!|date=15 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.|date=15 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!|date=14 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'|date=14 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!|date=14 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!|date=14 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.|date=11 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterLevelTenemies.gif|text=No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?|date=8 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!|date=8 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'|date=8 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterCardgageShirts.jpg|text=Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore!
[[myshopify:collections/senor-cardgage|https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se …]]|date=7 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!|date=6 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=DogDoo&CottonCandy.jpg|text=Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!|date=5 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!|date=4 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!|date=3 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text=🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶|date=2 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|text="Yeah, squint up, kid!"|date=1 Sep 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterMojinewhands.jpg|text=I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!|date=31 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterMojiHighschoolRunner.jpg|text=Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?|date=30 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!|date=29 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterMojiTHR.jpg|text=Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!|date=29 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterMojiMad.jpg|text=Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)|date=28 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSquintmojis.jpg|text=Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!

YT: [[youtube:S1pxD-N3g5U|https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U]] 
Flash: [[hr:squintmoji.html|http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html]]|date=28 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!|date=25 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!|date=25 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!|date=24 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.|date=24 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterHomsad.gif|text=This is some cute fan art and all [[twitter:3Dchatworm|@3Dchatworm]], but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.|date=23 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!|date=19 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=I dunno where you got that picture from either [[Twitter:GryphonAMX|@GryphonAMX]], but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.|date=18 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!|date=18 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterTooCool.jpg|text=I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all. 
YT: [[youtube:UpelIgwoUKw|https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw]] 
Flash: [[hr:sbemail207.html|http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html]]

(thanks [[twitter:@El_Buendonado|@El_Buendonado]], you win)|date=14 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys! https://t.co/PnvgRfA6qI|date=11 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration [[Twitter:CraftingGeek|@CraftingGeek]]!)|date=9 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Big thanks to [[Twitter:forestsct|@forestersct]] [[Twitter:slackerdook|@slackerdook]] and [[Twitter:Hayden_TF|@Hayden_TF]] for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!|date=8 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Saw this pic through [[twitter:DocJohn90|@DocJohn90]] and [[twitter:FacesPics|@FacesPics]]. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.|date=7 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Cannonmouth! The new classic!|date=2 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|text=There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!|date=1 Aug 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterCalculator.jpg|text=Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. [[twitter:hashtag/treatitlikeacalculator|#treatitlikeacalculator]]|date=31 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!|date=30 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!|date=28 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!|date=26 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!|date=25 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterStrongPoe.jpg|text='When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe|date=25 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|text=Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.|date=24 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=Legal rampage.png|text=Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on [[twitter:cyborgturkey|@cyborgturkey]] is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!|date=22 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'|date=20 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSpaceRoboBubs.gif|text=Sorry [[twitter:m0mentring|@m0mentring]], Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...|date=18 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!|date=17 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|text=No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!|date=12 Jul 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=Blank email tweet.jpg|text=Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.|date=23 May 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Happy World Puppet Day apparently!|date=21 Mar 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! [[twitter:#themakeromancer|#themakeromancer]]|date=13 Feb 2017}}
{{tweet|text=Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.|date=12 Feb 2017}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterUndiesOnHead.jpg|text=YouTube link to 20th anniversary toon: [[youtube:l5prB1agTOA|youtu.be/l5prB1agTOA]] (sadly does not feature this scene featuring undies-on-head Strong Bad)|date=27 Dec 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterGofortheGold.jpg|text=Happy Decemberween! Have a not-Decemberween 20th anniversary cartoon! Hurry and watch before it's not 2016 anymore! http://www.homestarrunner.com/goes4gold.html|date=25 Dec 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterLinManuel.gif|text=Hey [[twitter:@Lin_Manuel|@Lin_Manuel]], it's not as awesome as 200 sbemails or anything but congrats on a millz followers. [[twitter:#1MillionGifs|#1MillionGifs]]|date=22 Nov 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterLankyBad.jpg|text=Just in time for Thanksgiving, it's Fan Costume Fun-Of Make 2016! yt: [[youtube:esRlvwK660g|youtu.be/esRlvwK660g]] flash: [[HR:fanstumes16.html|homestarrunner.com/fanstumes16.html]]|date=18 Nov 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterActuallyDene.jpg|text=Hey [[twitter:@lukesawczak|@lukesawczak]], here's how you spell it according to my original brainstorm sheet (no stealing the ideas I didn't use yet!)|date=18 Nov 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSharpDean.jpg|text=NEW Halloween Thing!! [[youtube:Td9n1vNR4YE|https://youtu.be/Td9n1vNR4YE]] Flashy-flash: [[HR:ween16.html|http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween16.html]] Respect and condone!|date=28 Oct 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSilhooty.jpg|text=Btw, I didn't misspell "silhouette-y" up there. It's actually a misspelled promo for "Silhooty: the silhouette owl that loves typos!"|date=27 Oct 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=joystick waggling twitter.jpg|text=Oh my graphics! The Halloween edition of Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix is live! Best survival horror game ever! [[youtube:SZ7-TKdt9BU|https://youtu.be/SZ7-TKdt9BU]]|date=26 Oct 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=StrongerThings.png|text=It's that silhouttey time of year, people! And don't forget to tweet me your Homestar-themed costumes if you scramble one together!|date=26 Oct 2016}}
{{tweet|text=I grudgingly admit that this moment from Friday's show [[twitter:@VenkmansATL|@VenkmansATL]] was pretty awesome. (dunno who the scrungely beardo is, tho)|date=9 Oct 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterHomestarEconomy.jpg|text=Meanwhile, Dumbstar is traveling in ultra sub-prime economy class. [[twitter:#xoxofest|#xoxofest]]|date=9 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterPortlandFeet.jpg|text=So I guess I'm supposed to do this, right, Portland? Take a pic of my feet with my mouth apparently?|date=9 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Holy paunch!! This is extensive! And up to the minute-accurate! https://t.co/yaUI9lxSIR|date=5 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterVenkmans.jpg|text=Thanks to everyone who came out to [[twitter:@VenkmansATL|@VenkmansATL]] on Fri! Twas a blast!! (also thanks to dead muskrat hanging on wall)|date=4 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSloshySoundCheck.jpg|text=Where's sloshy, [[twitter:@zachlubarsky|@zachlubarsky]]? They refused to sound check and just stood there staring at the sound tech like this:|date=3 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Watch Limozeen casually shred Nite Mamas at last night's sound check!|date=3 Sep 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Practicing Fisheye Lens with my fisheye lens. Things are just about to start getting crazy-go-bulbous.|date=31 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Yes [[twitter:@EdbotnikThe|@EdbotnikThe]]! I can finally use my robopants to kick the crap outta that slum lord Tom Nook and the whole Nook crime family!|date=30 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Bandgeresque practice! Note to cool self: get smaller cool, cool glasses to fit new, less-husky head.|date=23 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=secondshow.jpg|text=First live show sold out so we added a SECOND SHOW in October! Second show, second heads! http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1296159|date=23 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterWaveOTShirts.gif|text=We're sellin, like, every old t-shirt design! Remember the Nebulon shirt? Neither do I!
[[myshopify:collections/shirts|homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/shirts]]|date=22 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterEVOO.gif|text=Yup [[twitter:@lizzylizzard04|@lizzylizzard04]], my very THOUGHTS are canon. In fact, now YOU'RE an in-universe bottle of EVOO with webbed feet!|date=20 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterTech-N-Tompkins.jpg|text=Shh! [[twitter:@dan_r_parsons|@dan_r_parsons]] [[twitter:@OsakaJack|@OsakaJack]] You may be more right than you know! [[twitter:#TGS_ShatteredLives_ThisFallOnLifetime|#TGS_ShatteredLives_ThisFallOnLifetime]]|date=19 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterTech-N-Olive.jpg|text=Oh, [[twitter:@OsakaJack|@OsakaJack]] it's my new show about an emotionally damaged robot detective and his adopted 6 year old partner.|date=18 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Practicing for our live show with my new loop pedal and my new chinmouth! [[twitter:#technolive|#technolive]]|date=18 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterTheBoltinator.jpg|text=Burninating the troposphere! (with apologies to [[twitter:@USInterior|@USInterior]] and their kickawesome instagram photo, I had to do it)|date=17 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=bioniccommandoending.jpg|text=So cool [[twitter:@Wazzaldorp|@Wazzaldorp]]! You made me 'gonna have to jump'-ing out of the ending of Bionic Commando!!|date=15 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=THIS is how more humans should spend their spare time, [[twitter:@CaulinLucas|@CaulinLucas]]! Nice work! The soft midi notes melt over my ears like processed cheese!|date=10 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterForReallyOriginalBook.jpg|text=Just so's you know, this mess is what's turning 20, not our website. That started in 2000 when all websites began.|date=9 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterSurvivalOfTheVeryStrongest.jpg|text=Lookit all this wildlife [[twitter:@Phantomazing|@Phantomazing]]! Alert [[twitter:@Sir_Attenboroug|@Sir_Attenboroug]], We need one of them BBC doc's with the slowmo deaths|date=8 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterBigMouthBadVsFanglyFish.gif|text=Sorry [[twitter:@pullahoko|@pullahoko]], it's no match for the king of the deep. [[twitter:#steepprices|#steepprices]] [[twitter:#trees|#trees]]|date=8 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterStrongBadshmore.jpg|text=Check it out! This is, like, the new Rushmore. (RIP fleshtangle mouth)|date=8 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=This is for all the whiners who keep saying how old our 20th anniversary makes them feel. Hope it helps!|date=4 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Linkx for tix: [http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1272461-homestar-runner-20th-atlanta/ http://www.ticketfly.com/ev...] (also, psst! Venkman's! my name is two words! two dang words, man! spacebar is my middle name!)|date=1 Aug 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=the20thanniversaryyo.jpg|text=ATL fans! 20 yrs ago, 2 dudes walked into a Kinko's and sorta changed one or two things forever! Come celebrate!|date=31 Jul 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Oh mandang you guys... Band practice. [[Twitter:#preparethyself|#preparethyself]]|date=26 Jul 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=chuckacheatball.gif|text=Easy [[Twitter:@coffeeordie|@coffeeordie]]! Just chuck a Cheatball at him!|date=22 Jul 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterDeskNap.jpg|text=It's been a long day of shooting. [[Twitter:#desknap|#desknap]]|date=19 Jul 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterDijjery-Doo.gif|text=I caught a wild Dijjery-doo! [[Twitter:#mariopainta|#mariopainta]]|date=18 Jul 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterPenguinSeal.gif|text=Oh dang-dag! [[Twitter:@DeFriendlyTroll|@DeFriendlyTroll]] was right!! Elephant seals DO eat penguins!!|date=26 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterStrongSadSeal.gif|text=I'd always assumed he was part elephant, but the afternoon sun reveals Dumptake's possible seal origins:|date=26 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterYOURHEADAPENGUINani.gif|text=HAVE A FISH MY DOGE.|date=23 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterPenguinHeadAni.gif|text=THIS is what we've been working towards, people!!|date=23 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterYOURHEADAPENGUIN.jpg|text=I like the way you splode, [[twitter:@AAPLTree|@AAPLTree]]|date=22 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterPenguinHead.jpg|text=Oh man, I keep havin' this one dream...|date=22 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterMarzi17.jpg|text=But the science was sound! SOUND I say!! New Marzipan's Answering Machine: [[youtube:DQO1RHETKy4|http://youtu.be/DQO1RHETKy4]]|date=1 Apr 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterRadioSentences.jpg|text=Check out these alternate test sentences from sbemail120 'radio!' Still think I picked the best one. [[twitter:hashtag/homestarchives|#homestarchives]]|date=18 Mar 2016}}
{{tweet|text=Teen Trogor-squad?! Great idea [[twitter:Band1tDav3|@Band1tDav3]]|date=13 Jan 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=trog-brainstorm.png|text=My original Trog-brainstorm sheet! Today, Troggie officially enters his teens! [[twitter:#Trogday|#Trogday]]|date=13 Jan 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=strongbadactual_bowie.png|text=I'll never be able to call Strong Sad "The Thick White Dump" again without shedding a little tear.|date=11 Jan 2016}}
{{tweet|pic=dangeresque2015costume.png|text=Watch me unleash a full snark salad on these nice fans! flash: [[HR:fanstumes15.html|http://bit.ly/1MmqEJa]] yt: [[youtube:MPyhaxA6L88|https://youtu.be/MPyhaxA6L88]]|date=10 Nov 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=gizmongage.png|text=Waitaminute! The new Videlectrix handheld is just a phone case?! That's worse than the N-Gage and Gizmondo combined!|date=9 Nov 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Tweet your worst H*R-themed costumes at me, that I may properly compile and ridicule them on my website!|date=2 Nov 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=morguetuary.png|text=Check my haunted house in this year's Ween Toon! Flash: [[HR:ween15|http://bit.ly/1M3xmac]] YT: [[youtube:uCNQsmpN-G8|https://youtu.be/uCNQsmpN-G8]]|date=29 Oct 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=puppetcostume.jpg|text=Hey Homestar, I really like your costume: [[HR:ween15_teaser.html|http://bit.ly/1Gimq88]] (get excited about silhouettes, y'all)|date=21 Oct 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Caught in a fhqwh-loop!! [https://instagram.com/p/8gW4yaySwH/ https://instagram.com/p/8gW4yaySwH/]|date=6 Oct 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=twitter sillysoolnds.gif|text=Also, who doesn't want to watch THIS spinoff?!|date=30 Sep 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterCoolFireHeadsforCharity.jpg|text=Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden. Now with added dumbness!
Flash: [[HR:porridgemaiden.html|http://bit.ly/1KM1wg7]]
YT: [[Youtube:Ju2Nor8xJUQ|http://youtu.be/Ju2Nor8xJUQ]]|date=30 Sep 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Listen up tightly! Here's the answer [[b/w]] reward to Monday's Sbemailsong Mystery!|date=17 Sept 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Oh crapst! The last one was from #36 Guitar! Now which sbemail is this classic flesh-eating ear-worm from?!|date=14 Sept 2015}}
{{tweet|text=It's SBemailsong Myst-Mon! Quick which Golden Age sbemail is this li'l krangle from?|date=24 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Dangwhoa! I frikkin HATE Homestar but I'd still hang this on my wall (mostly to [[throwing bricks|chuck discount bricks]] at).|date=22 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=heavenstaxforreals.gif|text=[[twitter:@devilcrosswords|@devilcrosswords]] Stack em to the heavens [[for reals]]!!|date=21 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=Casiostaxx.gif|text=That's cool and all, [[twitter:@myrnehr|@myrnehr]], but it can't compare to The Cheat's phat Casio staxx!|date=20 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=The answer to yestroday's Sbemailsong Mystery!|date=18 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Oh schlonsk! I keep gettin smaller on Sbemailsong Mystery Monday. Which half-classic sbemail is this from?|date=17 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Aw paumpf! It's Sbemailsong Trivia Tuesday! Which forgettable Sbemail is this little scrumble from?|date=11 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=FlashIsDeadTwitter.jpg|text=Oh, also we're all doomed. flash: [[HR:flashisdead.html|homestarrunner.com/flashisdead.html]] yt: [[YouTube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|youtu.be/L0nuQ5o2DYU]]|date=3 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Sbemailsong Mystery Monday! What not-so-classic sbemail is plushie Strong Bad waggling his head about?|date=3 Aug 2015}}
{{tweet|text=The answer to yessaday's Sbemail Song Mystery!|date=28 Jul 2015}}
{{tweet|text=Oh dansk! It's Sbemail Song Mystery Monday! Which Sbemail is this li'l nugg from?|date=27 Jul 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=GeekdoingGoodGoat.jpg|text=Help #RaiseTheRothfuss errybody! (@PatrickRothfuss) His charity gives people goats! #Goatfuss [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/geeks-doing-good-2015#/story http://bit.ly/gdg2015]|date=1 Jun 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=porridgemonstertweet.jpg|text=Watch me improve a nerdbook for a nerdbook-writing Beardo's charity drive: [[YouTube:Wxv4F7e9AvI|https://youtu.be/Wxv4F7e9AvI]]|date=1 Jun 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=KeyboardStrongBadTweet.gif|text=AAAAAAHHHH!!|date=23 Apr 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=RekidStoreDay.png|text=This tweet was pressed on 180 gram colored vinyl. youtube: [[YouTube:XecNSd_lOYs|youtu.be/XecNSd_lOYs]] flash: [[HR:recordstoreday.html|homestarrunner.com/ recordstoreday.html]]|date=18 Apr 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=aupaunch.png|text=Aw paunch! Just got my new Compy Phone. Does anybody know which one of these cables is the car charger?!|date=14 Apr 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterLappier.gif|text=3D print your own dang [[Lappier]]! My gift to you on this fine Apro Foo Day. STL file: [[HR:wallpapers/lappier_3d_logo.stl|homestarrunner.com/ wallpapers/lap...]] [[twitter:hashtag/MakerBad|#MakerBad]]|date=1 Apr 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=Twitter3DLappier.gif|text=I said some words in a sequence I found very pleasing. Maybe you will too. [[YouTube:NhfHM3jlKnU|youtu.be/NhfHM3jlKnU]]|date=1 Apr 2015}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterFlash5.jpg|text=New Ween Toon YouTube link for the Flash-ularly impaired. [[YouTube:l_-SgC_lyCo|youtu.be/l_-SgC_lyCo]]|date=30 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterWeen14Announcement.jpg|text=Witness the horror of the new Halloween cartoon: [[HR:ween14.html|homestarrunner.com/ ween14.html]]|date=30 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=unnofficialproduct.jpg|text=Attn: Internet. If you come across this game DO NOT BUY! Despite the exquisite artwork it is NOT an official product!|date=25 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterFanstuffDoorKnocker.jpg|text=For 5 years the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] has suffered under the tyranny of the Homestar Doorknocka! Sic Homestar Tyrannis!|date=22 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterNunchuckGun.jpg|text=Psst! Hey D. Pweb! Know where a private eye/crooked cop can score some rounds for one of these babies? [[twitter:hashtag/nunchukgun|#nunchukgun]]|date=21 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=Halloween_Safety.png|text=Seriously you juys. Time for some real talk about Halloween safety! [[YouTube:q610U9W6sBQ|youtu.be/q610U9W6sBQ]]|date=20 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=ferr-tweeted.gif|text=Just gonna leave this here for you guys. [[Edgarware]] is shareware after all.|size=120px|date=15 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterRedundantTweetObliterator.jpg|text=Too many '[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|How do you tweet with boxing gloves on]]' tweets! Must... drop... train on em!!|date=15 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterEmailSelfAware.jpg|text=And last but not least, I'm pretty sure I just triggered the singularity.|date=10 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterInboxHaHaHa.jpg|text=Oh staunch. Tried a different email client and now it's just mocking me!|date=8 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=TwitterEmailError.jpg|text=Uh, anyone know what to do when a body gets THIS error:|date=7 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=fisheyelens.gif|text=Just me and Coach Z givin the pyorple what they want: [[YouTube:rbvxlvSIIww|youtu.be/rbvxlvSIIww]]|size=120px|date=3 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=DNA_Evidence_Twitter.jpg|text=Finally filled this up! Now does anybody know the address I'm sposed to mail this to so I can get verified?|date=2 Oct 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=twitter bothdrives.jpg|text=Oh damp!! Got it running on both drives!! Now I think I can re-tweet! — SB|date=30 Sep 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=Twitter_ASCII.png|text=[[Good Graphics|High-res]] screengrab from my upcoming new jam!! — SB|date=27 Sep 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=thepapertweetworking.jpg|text=Hey! It worked!! — SB|date=26 Sep 2014}}
{{tweet|text=TWITTER|date=26 Sep 2014}}
{{tweet|pic=Twitter_Doing_This_Right.png|text=Am I doing this right?! — SB|date=26 Sep 2014}}
{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==
* The background image of the account is [[The Paper]], which is also seen in several early Twitpics.
* His Twitter bio reads, "i don't trust any device i can't [[Mashing|mash]] ctrl+alt+del on".
* His Twitter location is "[[Strong Badia]]- [[Free Country USA]]".
* Strong Bad's foray into social media is portrayed as being with [[Strong Bad's Technology|his out-of-date computer equipment]], and his early posts mostly document that.
* In [[Halloween|October]] 2016, he changed his Twitter username from "Strong Bad" to "Strange Bood". By early November, it was reverted.
* In October 2017, he changed his Twitter username from "Strong Bad" to "Strangled Badly."

==See Also==
*[[Instagram]]
*[[Skills of an Artist]]
*[[Strong Bad Email]]

== External Links ==
* [[twitter:StrongBadActual|Visit the @StrongBadActual Twitter page]]

[[Category:Twitter|StrongBadActual]]
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Strong Bad Talker

Dacoool — Sun, 01 Oct 2017 17:28:58 GMT

Dacoool: /* Trivia */

[[Image:strongbadtalker.PNG|thumb|The secret Strong Bad Talker]]
The '''Strong Bad Talker''' is an Easter egg on the [[Homestar Talker]] that features {{Film|Strong Bad}} in a talker game rather than Homestar Runner.

== Words ==
{|
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right:3em" |
*beat
*to
*out
*am
*[[total]]
*a
*is
| style="padding-right:3em" |
*nothing
*[[crap]]
*[[Holy Crap|holy]]
*can
*the
*guy
*loser
*[[competition]]
| style="padding-right:3em" |
*brother
*[[The Brothers Strong|strong]]
*[[Strong Bad|bad]]
*[[Strong Mad|mad]]
*[[Strong Sad|sad]]
*stupid
*[[Contests|champion]]
*[[homestar]]
|
*win
*of
*[[Lowercase i's|i]]
*get
*my
*but
|}

== Easter Eggs ==
*Making Strong Bad say "but [[homestar]] can win the stupid competition" will unlock the [[Strong Bad Main Page]].

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*Strong Bad has his modern design in this game, since [[The Brothers Chaps]] modified his face to look like he does today, but he still has his original voice.
*The original phrase to unlock the Strong Bad's Room Main Page was "Homestar is nothing but a total loser."
*Strong Bad's "nothing" is from (or is very similar to that in) [[In Search of the Yello Dello|In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*Strong Bad's "competition" is from (or is very similar to that in) [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*The word "out" has a slightly thicker outline than the rest of the words.

=== Glitches ===
*If you click and hold the words, Strong Bad doesn't move his lips. This also lets you make phrases without losing stars. When you let go, he will move his lips, unless the cursor is not hovering over the word.
*If you click a word repeatedly in fast succession, each click adds a simultaneous voice track, creating an echo effect.
*Clicking on "loser" in the Strong Bad Talker will neither gain nor lose any stars.
*Hitting fast-forward while right-clicking accesses the Strong Bad Main Page.

== See Also ==
*[[Coach Z Talker]]
*[[Homestar Talker]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:talky2.html|play Homestar Talker]]
*[[HR:talky2.swf|play Homestar Talker (Flash file)]]

[[Category:Games]]

Puppet Character Variations

Dacoool — Thu, 28 Sep 2017 00:18:32 GMT

Dacoool: added the youtube version of "characters from yonder website"

[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] versions of the two-dimensional characters.
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! Image !! Description !! width=320px | Appearances
|-
|[[Image:puppethomestar.png|150px|"Everybody knows it!"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Homestar Runner]] =====
His eyes are made of felt, so they can be moved around if necessary. According to himself in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], he has "eight percent more sass than the regular Homestar".
|| [[Everybody Knows It]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[lackey]], [[Puppet Time]], [[Puppet Jam|All Puppet Jams]], [[Labor Dabor]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]], [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]], [[Some Extras]], [[Some Puppet Stuff]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[Puppets on the Road]], [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]], [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]], [[Biz Cas Fri 3]], [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], [[Summer Short Shorts#Easter Eggs|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]], [[strong badathlon]], [[unnatural]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl#Easter Eggs|Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Everything_Else, Volume 3#Main Menu|Everything Else, Volume 3 main menu short]], [[Main Page 25]], [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)
|-
|[[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|150px|"Going on my 7th coffee run!"]] [[Image:NewPuppetSB.png|150px|"RIP fleshtangle mouth"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Strong Bad]] =====
The first puppet was originally the only Strong Bad puppet before the second was revealed through [[@StrongBadActual]].
|| [[Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005]], [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]], [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]], [[Biz Cas Fri 3]], [[alternate universe]], [[Everything Else, Volume 3#Main Menu|Everything Else, Volume 3 main menu short]], [[Main Page 25]], [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]], [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016]], [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 7 Oct 2016]], [[Characters from Yonder Website]] (YouTube version only)
|-
|[[Image:puppetthecheat.png|150px|"Meh."]] [[File:TheCheatPuppet2.png|150px|Meh 2.0]] ||
===== Puppet [[The Cheat]] =====
While a [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick the Cheat doll]] was used as a puppet in [[Everybody Knows It]] and [[Puppet Time]], it was replaced by a unique, handcrafted doll starting with [[Labor Dabor]]. The new doll's defining features include more consistent dots on his back, a red-orange colored swirl on his chest, and pure black eyes without any glare on it.
|| [[Everybody Knows It]], [[Puppet Time]], [[Labor Dabor]], [[Some Puppet Stuff]], [[Some Extras]], [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]], [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[Biz Cas Fri 3]], [[Main Page 25]], [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]]
|-
|[[Image:Shark-Tooth Bubs.png|150px|Email pie?]] ||
===== Shark-Tooth [[Bubs]] =====
{{main|Shark-Tooth Bubs}}
|| [[theme park]], [[Puppets on the Road]], [[Main Page 25]], [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]]
|-
|[[Image:puppetdoreauxgard.png|150px|"Forget you, whitey! I'm going solo!"]] [[Image:DoreauxgardPuppet.png|150px|"You aint got no character, whitey!"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Doreauxgard]] =====
Much like the cartoon version, he is merely a cantaloupe jammed onto a pencil with a silly face drawn on him. A real puppet Doreauxgard was later made.
|| [[lackey]], [[Main Page 25]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Puppet Ben.PNG|150px|"Nice upchuck, Bennedetto!"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Frank Bennedetto]] =====
This is really just an ordinary popcorn machine.
|| [[Labor Dabor]]
|-
|[[Image:PuppetMarshie.png|150px|"Hey, juys!"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Marshie]] =====
|| [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]], [[Sample of Style Too]], [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Main Page 25]], [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]], [[@StrongBadActual]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Placemat.PNG|150px|"Well, I am the Exact Same."]] ||
===== Alternate Puppet Homestar Runner ("[[The Exact Same]]") =====
This puppet is an underexaggerated version of Homestar Runner, having much less of an underbite and no [[buzzer]] on his cap. He was originally used to illustrate a "Homestar vs. Homestar" fight in an [[Easter egg]].
|| [[strong badathlon]], [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]], [[Main Page 25]], [[@StrongBadActual]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:PuppetSSad.png|150px|"I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash."]] ||
===== Puppet [[Strong Sad]] =====
Puppet Strong Sad is a gray hand that has eyes crudely drawn on it with permanent marker. It is implied that it is actually Strong Sad's hand.
|| [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:PuppetKeyboard.png|150px|"AAAAAAHHHH!!"]] ||
===== Puppet [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] =====
Puppet Casio Head Strong Bad is just Puppet Strong Bad with a [[Casio keyboard]] in place of his head.
|| [[@StrongBadActual]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Character Variations Other Costumes#Puppet Stuff|Puppet Stuff Other Costumes]]

{{minorcharactervariationslist}}

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:25:29 GMT

Dacoool: have not has

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Pages}} have not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:25:05 GMT

Dacoool: main pages, not main page

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Pages}} has not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:24:42 GMT

Dacoool: removed extra

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:24:26 GMT

Dacoool: put it back

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Goofs==
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:23:37 GMT

Dacoool: removed extra

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Goofs==
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:18:14 GMT

Dacoool: /* Goofs */

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Goofs==
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Pages}} have not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Characters from Yonder Website

Dacoool — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:16:19 GMT

Dacoool: Added a character and found a goof.

{{toonnav|Shorts|yonderwebsite|Squintmojis|Strong Bad Sings}}

[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|"That's right."]]
Let it all slip away with the smooth, far-out children's programming, courtesy of Smarty Juice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, Character 1, Character 2, Character 3, Character 4, Character 5, Character 6, Character 7, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Puppet Strong Bad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' Yonder Website, [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, September 27 2017

'''Running Time:''' 3:04, 3:32 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

''{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

''{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

''{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Faceless Megacorp-

''{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. ''{as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice}'' Alright, far out.

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 and Character 2 are standing}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, what's this?

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Slow down, little buddy!

''{Character 1 lifts his glove, indicating Character 2}''

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{unintelligble}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sounds like Character 2... has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Makes sad unintelligible sounds. Drool begins to drip out from his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life.

''{The words "that's right" appear above Character 1 and Character 2 as both smile. Character 2 sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Let's go on an inordinately long walk.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 begin walking toward the right as the words "that's right" drift off the screen.}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{turns around and unintelligibly speaks to Character 2 before his mouth is sucked tight and shut}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' With absolutely... no talking.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Makes an unintelligible clever remark, only to have his mouth sucked in tight and shut as well}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I said, with absolutely... no talking.

''{Character 1 and Character 2 turn to face away from the camera and begin walking toward the horizon.}''

''{Cut to Character 1 and Character 2 walking rightward again. The words "inordinate enough" float by above them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I think that's inordinate enough.

''{Cut to a wide shot. Characters 1 and 2 are standing in front of Characters 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all in a line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And take a look!

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7, panning slowly across them to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Characters 3 through 7! I say there, Characters 3 through 7-

''{Cut to Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -Character 2 here... ''{Character 2 slumps over and drools sadly}'' has lost his gumption.

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Not far out. Can any of you-

''{Cut to Characters 3 through 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -teach him a little bit o' spice?

''{Cut to Character 3. As he speaks, a thought balloon containing a bottle of talc appears}''

'''CHARACTER 3:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got a little spice.

''{Cut to the group}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Character 5!

''{Cut to Character 5. As she speaks, a thought balloon with a lumpy head appears.}''

'''CHARACTER 5:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You got your own spice!

''{Cut to the end of the line and slowly pan left across the group. Starting with Character 7, thought balloons begin to appear in sequence. Character 7 has a takeout container, Character 6 has a duck lamp, Character 5 has her lumpy head, Character 4 has a head with a collar, glasses and mustache,}

'''CHARACTER 7:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 6:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''CHARACTER 4:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it almost seems like everybody's...

''{Cut to Character 1 and a sad Character 2}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -got their own personal type of spice.

'''CHARACTER 1:''' ''{Turns to the screen and speaks unintelligibly as a thought balloon containing a bloodshot eyeball with buck teeth and a beaver tail appears above him}''

'''CHARACTER 2:''' ''{Perks up and speaks unintelligibly. He smiles as a thought balloon containing a knocked-down glass spilling liquid appears above him. He sticks out his tongue in glee.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe if we put them all together-

''{Cut to a wide shot of all the characters with their individual thought balloons. As Strong Bad speaks, the balloons fuse together and jumble up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' we can create—

''{Suddenly, a chime plays and the balloon pops, vanishing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

''{Cut to Characters 1, 2 and 3. A banner with the words "Bend at the knees" drifts in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' -to bend at the knees.

''{Music resumes as Characters 1, 2 and 3 bend their knees. Character 2 keeps his knees straight, but bends the rest of his body backwards}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

''{Cut to a wide shot where all the characters are bending their knees. Character 5 bends forward showing crease lines on her skirt. Character 6 squashes down and stretches up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees...

''{Cut to Characters 4, 5, 6 and 7}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Strong Bad? ''{music stops, Character 1 and Character 2 look around}'' Homestar?

''{Cut to Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is passed out on the couch, with the Cheat's arm sticking out from under the far cushion, Strong Mad's legs sticking out from behind the couch, Homestar's leg sticking up over the back, and Coach Z's arm hanging down from the ceiling. Bottles of Smarty Juice litter the room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from left}'' You guys? ''{stops}'' Whaaaaaaaat is going ''on'' in here? Were you guys drinking this— ''{picks up bottle from couch, squints at label}'' —"Smarty Juice"? This stuff expired in 2007! ''{squints again}'' It says, side effects include—

''{View of label, which reads, "Side Effect May Include: Drowsiness, Euphoria, & Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing ''{cuts to close up of Strong Sad}'' Children's Programming". Hm. Doesn't sound half bad. ''{wide shot}'' Down the hatch! Down the hatch. ''{gulps down contents of bottle}''

''{Cut to close up of Strong Sad, who turns to camera. His eyes and mouth shrink with deflating balloon sound effect. A thought balloon with image of a coffee mug with a picture of a dagger appears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, ''mope'' mope mope mope mope. ''{starts to fall backwards}''

''{Wide shot. Strong Sad slowly tilts backwards, making a soft whining noise. Suddenly falls over with a crash, leaving the Smarty Juice bottle to spin in the air, before bouncing off the couch off to the left, then crashing on Strong Sad's (presumably) head.}''

''{Cut back to light blue background. The text "that's right" writes itself in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "that's right" at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Back in Yonder Website, Characters 1 through 7 are again bending their knees, now joined by Character 8.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right.

==Goofs==
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon draws heavily from the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode "Cartoon Characters", including the art style, Character 1 and Character 2 in particular, background music, soothing Strong Bad voiceover and Smarty Juice.
*GreenCheat first appeared in [[environment]].
===Real World References===
*The sponsors at the start refer to the donors listed at the start and end of [[PBS]] programs.
*Greencheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]
===Goofs===
*Despite this short being created at the 27th of September in 2017, the "last updated" part of the {{film|Main Page}} has not been updated to read this date.

==YouTube Version==
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games". Afterwards, the "Bend at the Knees" Easter egg plays automatically.

==See Also==
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations‎]]

==External Links==
{{extlinks|yonderwebsite|youtube=f4Bq42UdpAU|37809}}

[[Category:Shorts]]