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Mr. Poofers

DarthWill3 — Sat, 10 Dec 2022 22:38:25 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Complete Filmography */

[[File:MrPoofers.png|thumb|190px|"Miffa miffa meeka moo!"]]

'''Mr. Poofers''' is the subject of a story, initially told by [[Homestar Runner]], in the Halloween toon [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]. He is a small cloud-like [[dog]] (Homestar, at one point, mistakenly refers to him as a "cloud with legs"). He is white, with a blue outline, [[Mismatched Eyes|mismatched]] yellow eyes, black stick legs, and an occasionally sticking-out tongue. He says "Miffa miffa meeka moo" and eats "[[Pine Cones|pimecones]]" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He is disliked by one [[Old Man Rootbeer]] for stealing his pimecones (and on one occasion, his beard). He apparently dabbles to himself on Wednesdays. His name derives from the name that Strong Bad gives to a fan's dog in a Homestar costume in [[Fan Costumes '06]].

Homestar finds that he cannot [[Killing Dogs|kill Mr. Poofers]] within his stories; he can ''talk'' about hypothetically killing Mr. Poofers, but all attempts at killing him within the story instead result in Homestar diverging into a bizarre non-sequitur. The other characters are unimpressed until they find that they, too, cannot end the story in such a way that Mr. Poofers dies, even insisting that the strange directions taken by the story were not what they intended to say at all. Most attempts at killing Mr. Poofers end with the character telling the story becoming sweaty and distraught.

In [[Coach Z]]'s story, Mr. Poofers gives Old Man Rootbeer a roundish box containing half a hairbrush. In [[Marzipan]]'s story, she states that Mr. Poofers has only complained once about bad [[pudding]]. [[Strong Sad]]'s story solely consists of the word "pimecone". [[Strong Bad]] attempts to have Old Man Rootbeer shoot Mr. Poofers with a flamethrower, but audibly struggles to say it. After his attempt ends with a cheerful song about a trolley that causes everyone to sing along, Homestar decides that Mr. Poofers should be worshiped as the characters' new "dark overlord". Everyone concurs.

At the end, a Mr. Poofers book (entitled "Mr. Poofers Must Die: Homestar's Top-Notch [[Ghosts|Ghost]] Story") is shown with four-and-a-half stars and 601 reviews on [[Bookazon.com]]. In an [[Easter egg]], Mr. Poofers appears in [[Yonder Website]]. The narrator Strong Bad mistakes him for a "beast of the apocalypse", prompting [[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 1|Character 1]] to offer him a sacrificial fruit. Mr. Poofers is the only character or object seen in Yonder Website that is not completely black and white (not including the blue background).

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2019]]
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] (Easter egg)
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]

[[Category:Characters from Created Worlds]][[Category:Animals]]

Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 21 Dec 2021 02:37:41 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Bubs and Coach Z in conflict */

[[Image:Jerkfloat.PNG|thumb|"That's very... overt."]]
'''[[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is a mix of three feelings. Most of the time they are best friends, though occasionally don't fully get along, and sometimes they hate each other (more often than not, it is Bubs who hates Coach Z).

== Bubs and Coach Z getting along ==
*Bubs and Coach Z are occasionally found together at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] having a conversation.
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — Bubs's page says that he has boring conversations with Coach Z.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — The two are presumably [[Alcohol|drunk]] together over at Bubs's place.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z tells Bubs that his "hot cold cuts" were great. Bubs reveals they were actually moist towelettes, but Coach Z doesn't pay attention to this.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — They have a conversation at the beginning; however, this erupts into something of an argument.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the concession stand after Coach Z thinks he killed Strong Sad.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] (DVD commentary) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that Bubs only came up with an anti-Coach Z float because it would sell the best; the two later had some beers together after the parade and there are no hard feelings.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Bubs and Coach Z attend a slumber party together.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z are in a music group together called the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]], and have a good time "rhyming about the cool stuff they do", like "throw rocks into Old Man Marzipan's windows".
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Coach Z yells out, "Oh Bubs! Oh Bubs! I'm coming to your concession stand to talk to you!" suggesting that their relationship is fine.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs and Coach Z go looking for any of their dead relatives at [[the Graveyard]] together.
*Email [[hremail 3184]] — Bubs and Coach Z watch the [[Lappy 486]] explode in chairs together, drinking [[Cold Ones]].
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z hang out at the Concession Stand with ostrich eggs.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the Concession Stand, which he has converted into a fallout shelter.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in his case and gets him tried as a minor.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Bubs takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].

== Bubs and Coach Z in conflict ==
*Email [[current status]] — As [[Zubs and Coach B]], Coach Z and Bubs insult each other about their temporarily switched bodies.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs gets all the royalties from his and Coach Z's "fresh jam". Coach Z does not agree to it.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Bubs constructs a "Coach Z, You Jerk!" float at the parade. Coach Z retaliates by saying "Serves him right then" when [[Strong Mad]] steals his stand as a float for the parade.
*Email [[narrator]] — Coach Z and Bubs argue about who a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] belongs to.
*Email [[road trip]] — Bubs threatens Coach Z when he calls Bubs "Orange Coach Z", saying that he'll have to deal with his friends "Jacoby" (his left fist) and "Meyers" (his right fist).
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[the Thnikkaman]]'s secret identity. He later tells Bubs that he accuses ''himself'' of being the Thnikkaman.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Coach Z says they should run the picket fence at [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]].
*Email [[your funeral]] — When Coach Z tapes over Strong Bad's self-eulogy, Bubs glares angrily at him.
*[[Date Nite]] — Coach Z gets mad at Bubs for going on a date with [[Marzipan]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — The arch enemy of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Coach Z) is [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Bubs).
*Email [[winter pool]] — Bubs gets annoyed with everything Coach Z says in the email.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — When Bubs is sold out of sandwiches, he offers Coach Z a $32 napkin.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When the jukebox at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] changes to more classical music, Coach Z tries asking Bubs to dance with him, but all he gets is "Shut up, dummy!" Bubs describes Coach Z as a "big green job".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the epilogue, Bubs storms out of [[Club Technochocolate]] when [[The Cheat]] plays a "Two-O Duo" record.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z split up twice: one when Coach Z goes soft, obsesses over Marzipan, and sleeps in a locker; the other when Strong Bad causes Coach Z to punch Bubs constantly by accident. Bubs, during those times, calls Coach Z a variety of names: "Big green sellout", "wussy, green sellout", "ol' green pole", the "Thin Green Duke", and "MC Green Beans" in the first breakup; "big clumsy-dumsy" in the second. By the time of the second breakup, Bubs says to Coach Z he will "never, ever, EVER, be sharing a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with [Coach Z] ever again! EVER!" Coach Z says that Bubs hates and loves him like a brother.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs accuses Coach Z of being a liar when he is told that his great-great granduncle was apparently the same person as Coach Z's great good-aunt. When it is then implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs's sister, Bubs punches Coach Z in the face.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs calls Marzipan about being unsure about his defense and admits to her that he thinks that Coach Z is guilty.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — Coach Z once used an "S" to replace the 5 in "Conces5ion" on the sign of the Concession Stand for Bubs' birthday. That turned out to be a mistake, however, as Bubs completely went ballistic; he claimed the 5 stands for "Gimme 5 bucks!"

== Bubs and Coach Z working together ==
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series — Coach Z plays [[Renaldo]], Dangeresque's partner, while Bubs plays an [[Unnamed Characters|unnamed villain]] (later revealed to be [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]) who tries to kill Dangeresque.
*Email [[current status]] — At first, Bubs and Coach Z try to catch Strong Bad after his Coach B/Zubs project. Later, however, they started to insult each other (see above).
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The two go trick-or-treating together, although Bubs is frequently annoyed with Coach Z's accent.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The pair tries to figure out who stole [[The King of Town]]'s crown, by asking the King the description of the perpetrator. They both conclude it was [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] and set out to catch him. When the culprits were revealed to be Strong Bad and The Cheat, Coach Z and Bubs take them back to prison, with Coach Z claiming that Biscuitdoughhandsman escaped their clutches again.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs and Coach Z cut a demo together.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Coach Z said he gave the page of the [[Snake Boxer 5]] manual to Bubs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells all of the weapons on his black market to Coach Z's country of Coachnya to help it deal with the [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z do a rap about [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]] together. They form their own band "Two-O Duo" together.
*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] — Bubs and Coach Z collaborate on the titular TV show, implicitly as a result of drinking [[Smarty Juice]].

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Li'l Brudder

DarthWill3 — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 13:54:41 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:lil_b.png|thumb|He wants to be a quarterback!]]
[[Image:LilBrudder.png|thumb|left|Things are looking up.]]
[[Image:somelilbrudders.PNG|thumb|He never had 3 more legs...]]
'''Li'l Brudder''' is a drawing of a one-legged [[Dogs|puppy]] that [[Strong Bad]] uses to make everyone [[Crying|cry]], and to crack himself up. According to Strong Bad, he can make it on his own, and he's going to one day "be a quarterback" that will "throw for 2000 yards". Whenever anyone (or at least [[Homestar Runner]] and [[The Cheat]]) sees this picture, they promptly burst into tears. He even managed to tear up the mighty Strong Bad himself, who then ran off, trying to cover it up by saying he had "a food in the oven".

According to Strong Bad, he is not named after [[Strong Sad]]. The character of [[Tendafoot]], on the other hand, is based on Strong Sad.

According to the [[SXSW Panel - 14 Mar 2005|2005 SXSW Panel]] featuring the [[The Brothers Chaps]], a stand-alone Li'l Brudder cartoon was started, though originally abandoned. Footage was shown of a logo and Li'l Brudder scraping his way across the screen.

The Brothers Chaps did eventually complete the solo cartoon, calling it "[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show!]]". It always brings Homestar Runner to tears. On the show, he is friends with Tendafoot, a no-legged [[The Dregs#Parrot|parrot]] and a [[The Dregs#Possum|possum]] with a human nose for a face.

The reason as to why he has only one leg was suggested in The Li'l Brudder Show: his mother was a beagle, but his father was a unicycle.

The "I can make it on my own" catchphrase comes from [[invisibility]], where it appears in the Easter egg as one of the messages on the screen of the trashed [[Tandy 400]].

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[crying]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Punkin Stencils]]
*[[@StrongBadActual]]
[[Category:Animals]]

File:munchox.png

DarthWill3 — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 02:45:34 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Summary */

== Summary ==
A screenshot of [[the King of Town]] as the [[Munchox]] from [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== Licensing ==
{{game-screenshot}}

Russia

DarthWill3 — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 02:43:00 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Halloween_2007_Strong_Mad.PNG|thumb|200px|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Russia|Russia]]''' and the [[Wikipedia:Russian language|Russian language]] get occasionally referenced in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]]. Most often the references have to with Russia during the period of the [[Wikipedia:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|U.S.S.R.]] and its [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] past.

==Appearances==
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the styles is called "Homestar the Terrible", a reference to Russian tsar [[Wikipedia:Ivan the Terrible|Ivan the Terrible]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Strong Sad]] dresses up as [[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Mikhail Gorbachev]], the final Leader (and only President) of the Soviet Union.
*Email [[12:00]] — In the VCR Easter egg, one of the videotapes is labeled "[[Wikipedia:Moscow Music Peace Festival|Moscow Peace Festival]]".
*Email [[radio]] — [[Marzipan]] is reading a book titled ''Tolstoy Story 2'', a [[portmanteau]] of Russian author [[Wikipedia:Leo Tolstoy|Leo Tolstoy]] and the film [[Wikipedia:Toy Story 2|Toy Story 2]].
*Email [[redesign]] — Color Wheel Roulette is advertised as having 50% less deaths than the [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian variety]].
*Email [[4 branches]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] calls [[Rumble Red]] a communist fool.
**In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], it is implied that Rumble Red comes from a Soviet-style planet.
*Email [[the movies]] — One of the selections on a trivia card is ''[[Wikipedia:The Battleship Potemkin|The Battleship Potemkin]]'' an influential 1925 Russian silent film about the [[Wikipedia:Russian battleship Potemkin|Battleship ''Potemkin'' uprising]].
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — The game is set in Russia and has extensive use of the Russian language. A page from the manual written in Russian was posted to [[Some Type of Online Auction]] by a person living on [[Wikipedia:Arbat Street|Arbat Street]] in [[Wikipedia:Moscow|Moscow]].
*Email [[original]] — [[Homestar Runner]] is seen wearing a Russian police officer outfit. In the [[original#Commentary Transcript|commentary]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] declares it "Russian Day".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Strong Mad]] dresses as [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], a [[professional wrestling|professional wrestler]] in the WWF during the 1980s. He uses the term "ruskie", slang for a Russian person.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Two of the countries echo Russian countries: Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks and Coachnya, the latter of which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]]. The flag for Concessionstantinople is similar to the Soviet Union flag.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When Strong Mad is in [[Halfathlon]], he portrays Putchnya Shotski, a Russian athlete. Many of his responses are stereotypical Russian words.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — In an [[Easter egg]], a Russian version of the [[Wet Knee Gumption Club]] poster is seen. The page title also refers to the viewer as "comrade", a form of address common in Russia from the Bolshevik era until the fall of the Soviet Union, and still used commonly in the armed forces.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad's desktop has Cyrillic writing for the logo of "Where's an Egg? 2".
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad and the Soviet Heavy Weapons Guy bond over Where's an Egg?.

==See Also==
*[[Spanish]]
*[[French]]
*[[German]]
*[[Scandinavia]]
*[[Canada]]

[[Category: Inside Jokes]]
[[Category: Countries]]

Marshie

DarthWill3 — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 18:01:57 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:marshie.png|thumb|"Don'tcha like me?"]]

'''Marshie''' (capital "M", and then "arshie", as he once put it), a large, smiling white marshmallow with a bite taken from his side, is the genuinely alarming [[Fluffy Puff Mascots|mascot]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. He serves as a caustic and slightly absurd satire of any number of mascots hawking products to children. His face seems to have been inspired by that of the [[Wikipedia:Kool-Aid Man|Kool-Aid Man]] or the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]]/[[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] [[Wikipedia:File:Hardee's_logo_2017.svg|star]]. He also resembles the characters on the [https://www.israelikosher.com//Elyon-kosher-marshmallows/476/ Elyon kosher marshmallows] bag (in particular, the middle one on the bag). His slogan, "Made from the best stuff", is directly from [[Wikipedia:Snapple|Snapple]]'s slogan "Made from the best stuff on earth".

Marshie has no positive relationships with any Homestar Runner characters. [[Homestar Runner]] "hates that freakin' marshmallow," probably because Marshie [[Meet Marshie|took his job as Fluffy Puff pitchman]]. [[Strong Bad]] seemed annoyed when Marshie [[retirement|tried to make a buck or nine off his heart-drooping loss]], and believes Marshie's commercials should be [[winter pool|rated NC-17]] for "Needlessly Creepy times 17". [[Marzipan]] does not fondly remember when her band [[Cool Tapes]] had to [[Baddest of the Bands|perform with Marshie]].

Marshie is infamously—and intentionally—creepy. His commercials have featured non-sequitur rantings, disturbing close-ups, inappropriate sound effects, faintly desperate pleas and even a behind-the-scenes nervous breakdown. He also tends to announce his appearances by uttering hackneyed slang phrases such as "'Sup fools!" and "Oh ''snap''!" in a heavy-handed attempt to convince kids to like him. However, this technique is essentially nullified by Marshie's innate creepiness, leaving the acceptance he seeks safely out of reach.

The use of [[Nibbles]] as a mascot in [[bottom 10]] may be evidence for Marshie's increasing unsuitability as a marshmallow mascot, or at least in specifically promoting Fluffy Puff's bite-sized Nibblers product. Indeed, his breakdown in [[Malloween Commercial]] strongly suggests that he is not satisfied in his role as a mascot. He also seems very mad about the bite in his head in [[Later that Night...]].

Beyond his creepy demeanor, it is insinuated that Marshie is not simply disturbing but actually evil. He is named as a "bad guy" in the song "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]", a vaporized version of Marshie in [[candy product]] cheerily warns that "you can't destroy me!", and in [[winter pool]], [[Gel-arshie]] calls himself "an abomination." Another example of Marshie being evil is when Gel-arshie acts like a stalker around [[Strong Bad]] in [[8 Bit is Enough]]. On the [[Main Page 26|Xeriouxly Forxe Main Page]], a robotic Marshie (Marxie) with pink drool on his chin, glowing orange eyes that show obvious looks of pure hatred, and a half-exposed brain on the area of his bite being covered by a glass dome will appear and say "Speed increased!" in an echo of Marshie's voice and then promptly explode. A mascot costume of his Pumpkin-spice Latte Banana Bread form somehow gained sentience and devoured Homestar, using his legs to stand.

__TOC__
==Filmography==
*'''First Appearance:''' [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (as a picture on the bag)
*'''Official Debut:''' [[Meet Marshie]]
*[[:Category:Marshie Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Variations==
*[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Mr. Shmallow|Mr. Shmallow]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] ([[Cheat Commandos]])
*Marxie ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])
*[[Gel-arshie]]
*''See other [[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]''

<gallery widths=180px heights=184px>
Image:TMBG Marshie closeup 20040925.jpg|Appearing in puppet-form along with Homestar and [[They Might Be Giants]] in their [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 | September 25, 2004 concert]] in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta, Ga]]. (HS & TMBG not shown)
Image:PuppetMarshie.png|"Hey, juys! Wanna play some james?"
Image:MarshieGaseousVapor.PNG|"You can't destroy me!"
Image:Gel-Arshie.png|"I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm coming to your house after school!"
Image:Marxie.PNG|"Speed increased!!"
</gallery>

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Bomb Capacity Increased!"|[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]|Mirror:marshie bomb.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Take a trip to the mountains!"|[[retirement]]|Mirror:marshie mtns.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."|[[Malloween Commercial]] outtake|Mirror:marshie lead.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marsh boogidy.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What more do they want?!!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marshie whatmore.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Fluffy Puff Mascots]]

Fan 'Stumes 2019

DarthWill3 — Wed, 08 Jan 2020 14:46:57 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|fanstumes19|The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:Fan Costumes 2019.png|thumb|"You've done the unspeakable! You crossbred Marzipan with Marshie!"]]

Strong Bad's costume-mocking tradition continues for 2019.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Humidibot}}, {{Film|Marshie}}/{{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[D n' D Greg]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Humidibot]], [[Peasant]], [[King of Town]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Cheat]], [[Monkey D]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[Onion Bubs]], [[Homsar]], [[Old Man Rootbeer]], [[Mr. Poofers]], [[Homestarmy]] member, [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[The Thnikkaman]], [[Modestly Hot Homsar]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Saturday, November 23, 2019

'''Running Time:''' 5:38

'''Page Title:''' 32 Horrors in 1!

==Transcript==
''{Open on the basement of the Brothers Strong. The projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first costume shows a guy wearing a piece of paper that reads "dn'd Greg" on his shirt, holding what appears to be a red die and pointing at it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' While this technically falls into the much-maligned category of "tapestume", or "tapesplay", if you're going to a con, you really nailed the face I have to make when I do the Greg voice. Let the prickly hairs of that pre-pubescent goatee—

''{Zoom in on the photo. An arrow with tiny hairs on the end is drawn to emphazie the beard that has been drawn on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —curl your upper lip, ''{A curly arrow points to the mouth}'' squint those eyes up, ''{a series of arrows points around the guy's glasses}'' and just grunt-sigh each word!

''{A word balloon comes from the picture as Greg speaks, and speaker lines come from his mouth.}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' But gentlemen, come back! It was a fair die roll, I swear!

''{Zoom in on the die in his hand.}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' On closer inspection, this appears to have just been a strawberry fruit gusher.

''{Cut back to the previous shot. The guy's head is morphed into a red strawberry with text accompaniment.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Late 90's CG Snackbomination'd!

''{The next photo features someone dressed in a yellow wig made of yarn, a wide purple skirt decorated with ribbon and pom-poms, holding a paper ukulele.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, who knew Marzipan was actually less hideous as a human? I got a folk song for ya! ''{A guitar begins to strum awkwardly as Strong Bad sings out of tune}'' You're the only one that came to this Halloween party at the Rec Center. And no one else is there.

''{Zoom in on the empty, black-plastic-covered table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' And nobody brought any ''{a dotted-line bag of chips appears}'' chips. And nobody brought any ''{a dotted-line two-liter bottle appears}'' soda.

''{Back to the full shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{singing}'' And you can't hear anything anyway because—

''{Pan to the edge of the photo. An extension cord in the background runs off-screen into the white space. A line traces the cable and a picture of The Poopsmith running a floor waxer is drawn.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —there's a janitor over here waxing the floooooors!

''{The next photo shows someone wearing a hockey mask colored to look like Strong Bad, Everlast gloves, a red hat, and red sweater.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, if it isn't Carmen Sandiego Murder Your Family Strong Bad!

''{A yellow oval label reading "Carmen Sandiego MURDER YOUR FAMILY STRONG BAD" appears below.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That is certainly... a personal twist. One could put on a costume.

''{The next shot shows a photo of a short man wearing a large orange sweater with a number 7 drawn on it, holding two loaves of bread in place of his hands, and kneeling on a pair of sneakers in order to make himself look short.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's Biscuitdoughhandsman's ''{a drawing of Biscuitdoughhandsman on a pad of yellow drawing paper pans in from the left}'' international criminal cousin! Loaves-of-crusty-baguette-hands-monsieur!

''{The drawing pad pans out of the frame.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Once-it-again, Loaves-of-crusty-baguetta-hands-monsieur has slipped through our finger-duh-zuh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's supposed to be a French accent?

''{The next shot shows a mascot-style Homestar Runner standing in a living room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Man, look at these things! It's like we've entered some—

''{The next shot shows a man crouching next to a another mascot-style Homestar on a road outdoors. The costume has arms covered in black cloth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —kinda full-sized—

''{The next shot shows a mascot-style Homestar standing next to Space Ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —Homestar costume renaissance! Meanwhile, Strong Bad costumes—

''{The next shot shows another full-sized Homestar costume, this one dressed in his Dale Murphy costume with a yellow bat attached, standing in an office hallway.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —are stuck in the dark ages with this guy!

''{A shot showing a guy wearing an inaccurate Strong Bad mask, white gloves, and a white T-shirt reading "Stronge Bad" appears with a splat sound.}''

''{The next shot shows a guy in a basement wearing a cardboard box held with duct-tape straps to look like Humidibot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Congratulations, Humidibot! You just might be the first character ''created'' ''{a picture of the Homsar costume from [[Fan Costumes 2015]] with the Humidibot inspiration pans into the frame}'' by the fan costume commentary ''{Zoom in on the humidifier within the old shot's frame. It later morphs into Humidibot}'' to then be showcased as a fan's costume in the fan costume commentary.

''{The picture of the fan is animated so that the box lid slams shut on the body, simulating speech. Purple water splashes out the sides as he does.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Hey, thanks Strong Bad! I was just down here in the basement because it was a little bit damp!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So wait, does that actually mean you've been a de-Humidibot this whole time?

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{nervous laughter}'' I think you may have just given me an existential crisis! 'Cause I'm Humidibot!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I feel kinda bad for that poor nerd you keep chompin'.

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' He tastes like grape juice!

''{The next shot shows a family in front of a picnic shelter. One person is dressed as a burninated peasant holding Trogdor on a stick, one is dressed as the King of Town, one is dressed as Homestar, one is dressed as Strong Bad, one is dressed as Coach Z, and the last one is dressed as The Cheat holding a kitty bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I like seeing these whole-family group costumes, but... you gotta wonder what the kid that dressed up as the King of Town did. ''{imitating a mother}'' Now little Parblegreggy! ''{the word "parblegreggy" appears with an arrow pointing at the King of Town costume wearer}'' We told you, if you drop your phone again and crack the screen, you're gonna have to dress up as the King of Town this year! ''{normal voice}'' And if it happens again, so help me you will dress up as Monkey D next year!

''{On cue, the next shot shows someone in a gorilla mask wearing a white tank top with the words "I (Heart) Strong Band" drawn on it standing in front of a fireplace mantel.}''

''{The next shot shows four adult women dressed as the Teen Girl Squad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Is anybody else get the feeling that this is a... bunch of nuns dressed up as the Teen Girl Squad? And they're like, secretly meeting in the basement, because the Teen Girl Squad is forbidden fruit! Thanks for heretically representin', ladies! And get out soon! Er, wait. I'm gonna go look up how nuns work.

''{The next shots are shown in rapid succession, as Strong Bad speaks rhythmically. The first shows a guy on his porch in a Homestar Runner costume where the face is covered in white cloth and large backward-six eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{The next shot shows a woman in a closet dressed as Homestar, taking a picture of herself in the mirror with a smartphone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{The next shot shows a guy in a kitchen dressed as Homestar wearing an orange bowl and brandishing an orange spoon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{Suddenly, a costume of Bubs with a paper plate mask in front of a couch appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Bubs!

''{The next shot shows a boy in a baggy red sweater dressed as Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{The next shot shows a guy dressed as Homestar with his arms hidden, wearing headphones and standing in next to a pot of fried chicken.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{The next shot shows a guy dressed as Homestar standing next to a small Christmas tree.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Too many Homestars!

''{The next shot is shown upside-down. It's a Bubs costume, but with a white face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Bubs! ''{The shot is now right-side-up}'' Bubs! Is that an Onion Bubs-headed Bubs costume? I don't know if that would get the same enthusiastic reception as Onion Bubs.

''{The next shot shows a cartoon version of Onion Bubs sitting on the counter at Bubs' Concession Stand. A crowd cheers enthusiastically.}''

'''CHEERING FAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Onion Bubs! Onion Bubs! Onion BUUUBS!

''{Back to the shot of the white-faced Bubs costume. Cricket noises.}''

'''CONFUSED FAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Onion... Bubs? Face? Onion head face? Bubs and head...? I don't know, I... gives me pause, gives me pause.

''{The next shot shows a family at a party. There is a mascot-style Homestar and a Marzipan with a large cylindrical head. A Strong Bad is strapped into a stroller, and a man wearing a Spider-Man shirt and sweatpants stands next to them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, terrified}'' Ah! You unethical monsters! I can't even comment on what great Homestar and Strong Bad costumes those are! Because you've done the unspeakable! You crossbred Marzipan ''{An image of Marzipan drops in from above on the right}'' with Marshie! ''{An image of Marshie drops in from above on the left.}''

''{Wipe to the field. A flesh-colored Marshie sitting atop an oversized Marzipan skirt stands beside Homestar. The inside of her mouth is purple.}''

'''MARSHIEPAN:''' Heya there, Homestar! ''{She creeps in closer. Homestar looks surprised}'' I'm your new best girl, Marshiepan!

''{Homestar's head transforms into a seeded watermelon slice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! Real fruit flavor!

''{Wipe back to the basement. The next shot shows a guy dressed as Homsar with a full beard and a shriner's cap, holding a smartphone to take a picture of himself in the bathroom mirror.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah, another ''great'' ''{the photo ripples with Strong Bad's sarcastic delivery}'' Homsar costume. Which means another Homsar quote manufactured from crap you didn't crop out of your photo. ''{imitating Homsar}'' Daaah! Batten down ''{Zoom in on a red cup on the bathroom counter}'' your red cups, everybody! ''{Pan up to an empty wooden towel ring}'' 'Cause my towel rack is nothing but ''{pan back down to the sink}'' Aqua Net! ''{Cut to an empty bottle of soap}'' Empty soap dispenser ''{cut to the red cup with a Ziploc bag}'' plastic bag.

''{Cut to the person's shirt. The letters of the word "Homsar" are attached with Scotch tape.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Learn how to use tape better. ''{mumbling}'' Make it into those little rolls and stick it under the letter.

''{Zoom out to the full shot again.}''

''{The next shot shows two people dressed as Old Man Rootbeer and Mr. Poofers. Mr. Poofers is holding a piece of paper reading "Miffa Miffa Meeka Moo!".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh no! Mr. Poofers and Old Man Rootbeer costumes! ''{Cosmic sounds as Strong Bad struggles}'' Can't... let them... affect me!

''{Cut to the Mr. Poofers costume's face with a pop.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, narrating}'' Mr. Poofers was dabblin' to himself. ''{The shot begins to rock back and forth}'' More so than most Wednesdays.

''{Cut to the Old Man Rootbeer costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, as Old Man Rootbeer}'' "You keep dabblin' like that ''{The screen shakes}'' and you'll plum run out of cornpone!"

''{Cut back to the full shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, narrating}'' Thesised Old M. Rootbee...er.

''{The image of Mr. Poofers appears and pops like a cloud, causing the photo to vanish.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Make it stop!

''{The next shot shows a guy wearing a red suit and tie with lots of medals and rank insignias, with an orange bowl helmet, an orange spoon, and a popcorn maker.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That is one highly-decorated member of the Homestarmy!

''{Text appears below as Homestar speaks: Gen. Buttweesimo Twicetimes-Removed Shoulderthingies (Ret.)}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's General Buttweesimo Twicetimes-Removed Shoulderthingies! He's rumored to have upwards of six bucks!

''{The next shot shows a guy in the dark wearing glow-in-the-dark facepaint that looks like Strong Bad's mask.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, pretty cool blacklight Strong Bad facepaint! How did you do the—

''{The next shot shows the same person, raging at the screen. A musical sting plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, terrified}'' Ah! 32 horrors in one!

''{The shot tips over and transforms into a hobby kit for face paint with four cans of color.}''

'''SEDATE ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, make 32 horrors in one with the all-new Strong Bad Blacklight Paint Kit.

''{A disclaimer appears below.}''

'''SEDATE ANNOUNCER:''' I don't know if it comes with brushes or sponges. And frankly I don't care.

''{The next shot shows a Thnikkaman and a modestly hot Homsar standing in a kitchen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pretty solid Thnikkaman and Modestly Hot Homsar costumes, guys. You almost make 'em look—

''{Zoom in on their chef-themed kitchen decor in the background. The shot shakes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, screaming}'' What is the deal with the chefs?! ''{Zoom in on the chef-themed wallpaper border}'' There's some kind of chef wallpaper! ''{pan to the clock}'' And a chef clock! ''{pan to a poster of a chef holding a loaf of bread on a tray}'' And some kind of baker-painting thing!

''{Zoom back out to the whole shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, screaming}'' It's too much! ''{The shot shakes}'' Dial it back!

''{The last shot shows a montage of costumes that were not commented on with a slapping sound. From left to right:}''
*A fan in a husky-headed Strong Bad costume holding a baby dressed as The Cheat
*A dog in a Homestar shirt and cap
*A girl dressed as "new hotness" The Ugly One
*A woman dressed as a cross between Homsar and Thanos
*A woman in a Strong Bad mask and boxing gloves
*A man displaying handcrafted Spaceshipper box art
*A man in a Trogdor!! The Board Game shirt next to a man in a Scalding Lake shirt and peasant robe holding a sign with a Trogdor drawing that says "Have you or you seen this dragon?"
''{Text below reads "Thanks for still dressing up in 2019 you guys!!" Fade to black.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this video is "Even now, in the year of our King of Town 2019, awesome fans still send Strong Bad their Homestar Runner-themed costumes in the hopes of getting made fun of. Messed up, right?"
*The person in blacklight Strong Bad facepaint is the same fan who "[ate Strong Bad] and sweated [his] mask out onto his face" in [[Fan Costumes '08]].

===Remarks===
*The costume where Homestar is dressed as a baseball player is a reference to his Dale Murphy costume in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
*The second of the "too many Homestars" is wearing [[Dangeresque Too]] sunglasses.
*Homsar wore a shriner's cap in [[Fall Float Parade]].
*One person is holding box art of [[Spaceshipper]], a game by [[Videlectrix]].
*This toon is not shown in the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] and is not linked to from the [[Main Page messages]], making it a [[secret page]].

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad dressed up as Carmen Sandiego in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Strong Bad refers to Biscuitdoughhandsman's international cousin as [[French]].
*Cornpone was previously mentioned in [[That A Ghost]].
*The commercial announcer with the muted, sedate delivery is from [[Costume Commercial]].
*"Buttweesimo" comes from [[lady fan]]. The Homestarmy member's name also includes both "[[twice]]" and "[[times]]".
*Humidibot first appeared in [[Fan Costumes 2015]] as a joke mocking a humidifier in someone's house.
*"The year of our King of Town" was first mentioned in [[Fan Costumes 2017]].
*The musical sting that plays when Strong Bad says "32 horrors in one!" is the same sting used in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].

===Real World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Gushers|Gushers]] are a type of hexagonal fruit snack made by General Mills. In commercials for the product, people who ate the snack would have their heads transformed into giant fruit.
*[[Wikipedia:Aqua Net|Aqua Net]] is a brand of hairspray.

==External Links==
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[[Category:Fan Material]]

The King of Town and The Poopsmith's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 15:11:50 GMT

DarthWill3: /* The King of Town and The Poopsmith assisting each other */

[[Image:municipality.png|thumb|A not-so-dynamic duo.]]
[[The Poopsmith]] only ever shows respect to [[The King of Town]], and never otherwise. The King also seems to respect The Poopsmith and appreciate his help and friendship. Only very rarely does the King insult the Poopsmith's smell and lack of cleanliness. Other than the Poopsmith's usual job of shoveling [[whatsit]], he also often helps the King with various other tasks, almost like a butler. The Poopsmith also sometimes plays a bodyguard role for the King of Town, being the fighting force of [[The Municipality]], although in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the King was attacked by [[Coach Z]] and [[Strong Mad]] in the presence of the Poopsmith, who either made no effort to intervene or simply didn't react in time.

== The King of Town and The Poopsmith getting along ==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King defends The Poopsmith when [[Strong Bad]] makes fun of his costume.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The King is quite distraught when he discovers that The Poopsmith has been kidnapped.
*Email [[old comics]] — According to Strong Bad, The King of Town and The Poopsmith have been together since they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic. In [[The Castlefunnies]], the two seem to have normal casual conversation, although the Poopsmith only speaks in word balloons filled with commas, so his attitude towards the King is unclear.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — The King tries to help The Poopsmith smell better, along with all [[Characters#The King's Servants|his servants]].
*[[8 Bit is Enough]] — In the [[3D Realms|Wolfenstein 3D]]-style dungeon level, when the King 'dies', he says goodbye to The Poopsmith in German.

== The King of Town and The Poopsmith assisting each other ==
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — The Poopsmith helps the King look for a [[ham]] sandwich that he buried in the [[spooky woods]].
*Email [[disconnected]] — The Poopsmith protects the King from [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's body]].
*Email [[more armies]] — In the video for The Municipality, The Poopsmith is shown supporting it.
*Email [[business trip]] — The King tells The Poopsmith to prepare the bathtub.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter Egg) — The King calls for the Poopsmith and tells him to pack his bags as well as the plastic fangs for a trip to Translyvania.
*Email [[winter pool]] — The Poopsmith pushes a button in the end of his shovel which sends an "Eat a Lot of Food Alert" to the King in [[The King of Town's Castle|his castle]], who then arrives and saves the Poopsmith, Strong Bad, and [[Homestar Runner]] from drowning in [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The Poopsmith is patrolling the Hall of Records along with [[Strong Mad]], guarding it from bandits.
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — The Poopsmith in riot gear protects and serves the King throughout the episode.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — The Poopsmith bottles up the smell of "Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte" for the King.

== The King of Town insulting The Poopsmith ==
*[[Theme Song Video]] — The King is disgusted when the Poopsmith brings in a plate of [[whatsit]].
*Email [[for kids]] — An Easter egg shows a can of [[The King of Town's Food|The KOT's Good Gravy]] with the slogan "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!"
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — This entire toon is based on the King and his other servants trying to overcome The Poopsmith's smell. In the first scene, the King tells him "you smell like a crapsmith." Interestingly, however, just before this, the King told him "don't forget to forget to wash your hands."
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — The King eats the Poopsmith's whatsit pile and brushes off the accusation by telling the Poopsmith to "stop acting like [his] [[Parents|dad]]".

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pet show

DarthWill3 — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 15:49:19 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|189}}

[[Image:SBpetshow.png|thumb|"All right, The Cheat. This is gonna be a piece of cake for you."]]

Strong Bad enters The Cheat in the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Announcer}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Trivia Time]], {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Gymnasium]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, February 4, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:44

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Continue to roast your Strong Bad email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject:pet show</div>
Haihai Strong Bad 
Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show? 
Have fun, 
Sarah, QLD 
</blockquote>
''{reads QLD as "Quick, Look Down"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look down?!

''{Cut to Homestar kneeling at Strong Bad's feet, holding a spoon with relish on it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhhh...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad kicks Homestar away}'' Braugh!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oof!

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Thanks for the warning, Sarah. Homestar's always trying to give me the old relish foot. ''{typing}'' Have I ever entered The Cheat in a pet show? The Cheat? No. But I have entered Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat in plenty! That's his show name acourse. Oh yeah, The Cheat's got papers. He's won Best in Sheen four years in a row!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad rubbing The Cheat with "Schlembaugh's skillet-fried Hoosier 'Nuts!" brand doughnuts. The Cheat's eyes are much larger than they usually are.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just sit still! There's three dozen more where that came from. Last year was way too close a race. This year we need a secret weapon. Strong Mad, hand me the Bavarian Cream!

''{Strong Mad holds up a Bavarian Cream doughnut}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sighs}''

''{cut to Strong Sad brushing The Cheat in the laundry room}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And I told him, if he wants to show up thirty minutes late, ''{The Cheat responds}'' then he can find someone else. ''{Strong Sad raises his index finger as The Cheat responds.}'' Because ''my time'' is valuable. Mm-hmm. I'm takin' these night classes, ''{The Cheat responds}'' gonna get an education... ''{The Cheat responds. Strong Sad holds up a mirror}'' Does the back look okay?

''{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch, with Strong Mad looking over the back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' With a rusty fork and a guitar string. Good response! Me too, actually. All right, what if they ask you about the world situation?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

''{Strong Mad smiles widely}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Meh"! Classic! That'll really knock 'em dead! ''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad}'' Especially that stodgy old Madame Bodewell. That lady's got it in for us. ''{back to the three on the couch}'' Just 'cuz you peed on her dress that one time.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SORRY!

''{cut to gold plated [[Cat Mess]] trophy with bags of Cat Mess along the side}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome back to the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show, ''{fade into the gym where the contest is taking place, panning along the table}'' where the hotly contested Best In Sheen competition is just getting underway! ''{camera stops on Marzipan and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Marzipan. We're gonna clean house this year. ''{two-shot}'' We're gonna clean apartment! We're gonna clean dorm room! We're gonna clean time share! ''{Marzipan puts a leash on Homestar}''

''{cut Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat. This is gonna be a piece of cake for you. It's gonna be a piece of pie! It's gonna be a piece of cobbler! It's gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza! Now get out there and do your thing! ''{The Cheat dashes off}''

''{a montage of The Cheat interfering with the show: The Cheat puts a drop of Puke Drops into Mme. Bodewell's water, distracts Pom Pom with a pinup girl and breaks Trivia Time with a toy—a circa 1978 Milton-Bradley Star Bird Space Transport (just the detachable nose section), gnaws on The King Of Town's low fat grill's power cord, and dances in front of a sign that says "Dance Competition?"}''

''{a wipe with the Pet Show logo reveals Pom Pom and a repaired Trivia Time}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And now, for the judges' scores! Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5! Good GPA, ''{Pom Pom bubbles excitedly}'' terrible pet show score. ''{Pom Pom looks at Trivia Time sadly. Wipe with the Pet Show logo to The King Of Town}'' The King Of Town and an As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not supposed to be here!

''{The King of Town pops his crown up in surprise after hearing the result}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{to the low-fat grill}'' I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!

''{wipe with the Pet Show logo to Homestar Runner on his knees with a leash}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My friends call me Scruffle's.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' 8.5! ''{wipe with Pet Show logo to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' And Saberlord's ''{unintelligible mumbling}'' The Cheat! ''{the text "Saberlord's (Unintelligible) The Cheat" appears beneath them}'' Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot! ''{buzzer as "DISQUALIFIED!!" is stamped in red over the text}''

''{cut to Strong Bad's feet, one of which has relish on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Scruffle's wins!

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, Homestar enters from the left with the leash still on and holding the trophy}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, well, Strong Bad. Looks like you finally got a taste of your own medicine. A taste of your own potion. A taste of your own elixir! A taste of your own— ''{The Cheat throws a toy at Homestar and he falls down}''

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Don't worry, we're currently appealing the decision of the judges. We're also currently a-peeling ''{pull back to a wider shot with The Cheat peeling in a pile of...}'' POTATOES! ''{Strong Bad jumps headfirst into the pile and a banner and confetti comes down}''

''{The [[New Paper]] comes down and the screen darkens}''

''{after a short pause}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Do you think we successfully glossed over the fact we lost the competition?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, is there anything potatoes can't do?

==Easter Eggs==
*After the final bit of dialogue, click on the floppy disk container to see a series of takes on Strong Bad's other interpretations of QLD.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Have fun, Sarah. Quarter leg, dark. Are you trying to order fried chicken? ''{beep; scene restarts}'' Sarah. Quiet loser dork. Well, it's very big of you to admit that. ''{beep}'' Quivering Live Dwarves! Uh... That's my new album name. ''{beep}'' Quit lumbering down. Hey, I'm not lumbering down! ''{beep}'' Quickly losing dignity. Yes... Yes, you are.
*At the end, click on Strong Bad's legs to see Sir Strong Bad and The Sneak's 'plague show'.
*:'''OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yesss, good show, The Sneak! You've got more infectious diseases than any other vermin here!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*QLD is the abbreviation for [[Wikipedia: Queensland|Queensland]], a state in Australia.
*The Cheat having "[[Wikipedia:Pedigreed animal documentation|papers]]" means that he has proof of being a [[Wikipedia:Purebred|purebred]].
*The pet show seems to be a cross between [[Wikipedia: Miss America|Miss America]] contest and [[Wikipedia: AKC National Championship|American Kennel Club National Championship]].
*Long names, like those given to The Cheat and Homestar, are commonly given to show animals as a way of showing lineage and to distinguish them as unique animals.
*Relish foot is a play on [[wiktionary:hotfoot|hotfoot]].
*The exclamation "[[wiktionary:meh|meh]]" stands for one of indifference, neutrality, or just plain uncaring.
*GPA stands for [[Wikipedia:Grade (education)#United States|Grade Point Average]], a discreet evaluation system used in education in the United States. Since the maximum possible score is generally 4.0, 3.5 is considered a good score.

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#monkey island|monkey island]]".
*Strong Mad [[Strong Mad smiling|smiles]], and [[Strong Bad smiling|so does Strong Bad]].
*The text on the pinup girl poster reads "XOXOXO, Trina".
*The summary of the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad and The Cheat compete for another Best in Sheen award at the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show."
*This email is [[Email Number References|number 189]], which is the temperature that Strong Bad says to roast your Strong Bad email to.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show."

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad deposits the hairbrush into and retrieves the mirror from [[Hammerspace]].
*When Pom Pom looks at the girl picture, his eyes go off his head. This could just be a common cartoon action, though. But when they are being judged, his eyes are much farther apart than usual.
*Strong Bad starts reading the email even before it's on the screen.
*The potato The Cheat is peeling at the end never runs out of peelings.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Relish Foot Arms.png|thumb|150px|Lemme turn around real quick...]]
*When Strong Bad looks down at his "relish foot", he is facing the table. When the screen moves down so that the viewer can see the relish foot, we can see from his thumbs that he's facing away from the table. When Homestar arrives, Strong Bad is suddenly facing the table again.
**Also, his arms aren't at the correct angle and position shown to be connected where they usually are. If you view the frame shown in the picture, showing outside-the-frame action, this becomes apparent, as his arms are connected at about his shoulders.
*While The Cheat is chewing on the power cord, two different swirls are visible under The Cheat's mouth.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:HomestarLeash.png|thumb|150px|Run Homestar, you're free!]]
*"Unintelligible" during The Cheat's score announcement was misspelled "Unitntelligible". This was fixed the next day.
*At the end where Strong Bad jumps into the pile of potatoes, the text on the Lappy was displayed upside down.
*For the first few seconds right when the toon went to Homestar's and Marzipan's score announcement, the rope on Homestar's leash was not connected to the collar and was folded upward.
*When the camera first panned to Homestar and Marzipan, the wooden floor remained stationary.

===Inside References===
*"Inbredtational" is a [[portmanteau]] of "[[Wikipedia:Inbreeding|inbred]]" and "invitational".
*Cat Mess previously appeared in [[lady fan]].
*The King Of Town says he's not the Cooking Device's real [[Parents|father]].
*This is another appearance of [[Pom Pom's girls]].
*[[Trivia Time]] being [[Pom Pom]]'s entry refers to its original purpose as Pom Pom's pet, before the idea was discarded by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*"As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device" is another use of [[overdescriptive nouns]].
*This is another appearance of [[The Cheat gnawing]].
*The bottle of Puke Drops resembles the enemy Tortan from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*The music that plays when The Cheat "does his thing" has the same notes as [[The Show]]'s "correct answer" jingle.
* "Schlembaugh's skillet-fried Hoosier 'Nuts!" brand [[doughnuts]] is a reference to [[Indiana]].

===Real-World References===
*The "As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device" closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:George Foreman Grill|George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine]] brand portable grill.
*This email was released two days after the 2008 [[Wikipedia: AKC National Championship|American Kennel Club National Championship]] dog show.
*The object that The Cheat uses to break Trivia Time and to throw at Homestar is the front 1/3 of a {{p|l=http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/starbird/ Milton Bradley Starbird}} from 1978. There is a long tail section that could be removed with a variety of spaceship parts that could be reconfigured. Seen here is the Starbird's Command Module with its two flashing "lasers" in the front.
*The description of this email in [[New Stuff]] ("''The Cheat has freaking papers, Dude''") is a reference to ''[[The Big Lebowski]]''.

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hi, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Hi, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' How—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' [[Jonathan Howe]] really likes Cat Mess.

'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}''

'''MIKE:''' I remember that from the "lady fan" email.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Um... I remember watching the... Westminster Dog Show on USA. A good bit— growing up. Being down in the basement, by myself, watching it.

'''MATT:''' ''{surprised}'' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Wow, good job, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Playing, uh, shooting hoops on that little miniature basketball goal we had in the basement?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hm. Maybe making a montage movie and play some, uh, Guns 'n' Roses ''{Mike laughs}'' or maybe Wild Side?

'''MIKE:''' Montage of our dunks? On a four foot goal?

''{Both laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' We actually had to jump down to dunk.

'''MATT:''' So do you think that the glaze from those doughnuts made The Cheat's eyes bigger and shinier, too? ''{Mike laughs}'' ''{unintelligible}'' wipe his eyes down? And made his little curl curlier too, right?

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Yeah, it has ''more swirl'' to it. ''{Matt chuckles}'' who do you think Strong Sad's talking about?

'''MATT:''' Oh, I don't know. ''{Mike starts to talk}'' He probably had an appointment.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{unintelligible}'' Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Oh, I don't know that it's— I don't think they're making him wait for an appointment.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, is it ''{unintelligible}'' or something?

'''MATT:''' No— like, you know, just making him wait, like out in the car. Strong Bad was like, "Hey wait in the car." Poor Strong Sad— ''{pause}'' Strong Sad's, you know, time is valuable, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm, it's valuable.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

''{Pause. The Cheat is practicing his lines with Strong Bad and Strong Mad on the couch.}''

'''MATT:''' Things do not bode well for Madame Bodewell.

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}''— ''{the email cuts from the scene in the basement to the competition introduction}'' Oh. ''{pause}'' I like that logo.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a good logo. ''{pause}'' So is there...

'''MIKE:''' So really... ''{one of them chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The Cheat is the only actual ''{chuckling injected into "actual"}'' pet at in this whole— this is the worst pet show ''{Mike laughs}'' I've ever seen, Mike.

''{Pause. Strong Bad is now talking to The Cheat before the competition.}''

'''MATT:''' ''{regarding The Cheat}'' He is... looking creepy.

'''MIKE:''' He reminds me of somebody, and I've been trying to figure out who he—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' A human?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, ''{chuckle}'' I think so, maybe a celebrity of some kind?

'''MATT:''' Joan Rivers?

'''MIKE:''' I think that's who ''{Matt chuckles, Mike loses breath}'' I— just gonna say!

'''MATT:''' ''{The Cheat is poisoning Madame Bodewell's water}'' Woah, look at those puke drops! It looks like a poisonous bottle of drippy Tortan. ''{Mike lets out a chuckle; the camera now pans to the pin-up poster}''

'''MATT:''' ''{impressed tone}'' Oooh! I was ''{slight chuckle in his voice}'' particularly proud of that— it's definitely a Droopy— Droopy cartoon— hot dame. ''{Mike chuckles}'' Nice gams.

''{Pause. The award ceremony begins.}''

'''MATT:''' Uhhh, oh, Trivia—

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting}'' I like the—

'''MATT:''' —Time, Trivia Time got busted with a Star Bird.

''{The two begin a "rev-up" noise in unison until they hold a pitch. After a few seconds, they both "rev-down."}''

'''MIKE:''' So when you is— this toy— our older brother had— and when— and if you would tip it up, and it would kind of do this little, like, it's accelerating, going up, and if you tilt it down it would descend.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously; stops}'' We still have it.

'''MATT:''' —the box. On the box, it makes a big deal about how there's "electronical sounds." I think—

'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting; laughing}'' Electronic!

''{Short pause. In the email, the announcer is skipping around The Cheat's show name. Both laugh.}''

'''MATT:''' Come on, announcer man!

'''MIKE:''' Gave no effort.

''{The camera pans to Strong Bad's relish foot that has just disqualified The Cheat.}''

'''MATT:''' ''{emphatically}'' Oh, Dang! ''{short pause}'' Look, Homestar actually won a competition in this one.

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. And I like that The Cheat sort of... went back to cheating.

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Which was... it kind of had some old-school flavor to it.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except, instead of being depressed, Strong Sad was acting like he ran a hair salon.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' A sassy hair salon!

''{Strong Bad jumps into the pile of potatoes.}''

'''MATT:''' Wait, why did that happen?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, he was trying to distract everyone. He was trying to distract the viewer from— saying, "The Cheat, do you think that they'd noticed that... ''{quiet voice; quickly}'' we didn't actually win?"

'''MATT:''' Op, there you go.

'''MIKE:''' ''{short pause}'' I— see, it worked on you!

'''MATT:''' It did!

''{Both laugh and talk simultaneously.}''

'''MATT:''' And I had no idea what was going on.

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' ''{Matt is finished}'' —a pile of potatoes!

{{dvdproofread}}

==== Fun Facts ====
*The [[Wikipedia:Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show|Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show]] is a popular event held and broadcast every year in the United States.
*[[Wikipedia:Joan Rivers|Joan Rivers]] was an American actress, comedian and television personality.
*[[Stinkomanual|Tortan]] (which looks like a dripping bottle of poison) is one of the enemies from Level 2 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[[Wikipedia:Droopy|Droopy]] is a [[Wikipedia:Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer|Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer]] cartoon character now owned by [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros.|Warner Bros.]].

{{sectionstub}}

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|189|13520|youtube=xVrNZznshJ0}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Podstar Runner]]

Old-Timey Bubs

DarthWill3 — Sat, 30 Nov 2019 16:19:46 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Filmography */

[[Image:bubs1936.png|thumb|right|200px|Unmarked Grave at work]]

'''Old-Timey Bubs''' works at the [[Parsnip Depot]], the [[Old-Timey]] [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. He has a stripe on his midsection, prominent buckteeth that move while he speaks, and his own shop, just like his modern-day counterpart. He speaks with a very wheezy voice (just as the current [[Bubs]] has a very gravelly, raspy voice). He can play the banjo. In addition to having only one leg, Old-Timey Bubs may be visually impaired, based on his dark glasses and tin cup.

He is presumably the son of Mark Grave and was apparently [[buried alive]]. Therefore, since the tombstone in [[Cholera Acres Cemetary]] bears the legend "Unmarked Grave | son of Mark Grave", it is possible that "Unmarked Grave" is his name. He has never been referred to by any name.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
*[[:Category:Old-Timey Bubs Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
{{Bubs variations}}
[[Category:Old-Timey Characters|Bubs, Old-Timey]]

lackey

DarthWill3 — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 17:09:00 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|96}}
[[Image:sbemail96.PNG|thumb|"So excited, so naive..."]]

Steve from Victoria, BC, wants to know why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Doreauxgard]], {{Film|Puppet Homestar}} (Easter egg), Puppet [[Doreauxgard]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (DVD Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 26, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:47

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' So innocent and email-free... That's you 'n me.

''{He pulls up the email and reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey yo there Strong Bad! 
I was wondering why The Cheat is such 
a diligent lackey. Did you save his 
life one time and now he has to repay 
you? 
 
Steve 
Victoria, BC</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email. Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow. I wonder if it was written on, like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus. Anyhow... ''{Strong Bad clears the screen and continues typing.}'' No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he "knows what's best" and "doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm" or "taped to Pom-Pom again." ''{He clears the screen and continues typing.}'' It probably also has to do with the fact that I "treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of a "little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes." I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat "thinks pencil shavings are legal tender." Check it out...

''{Strong Bad sharpens a pencil with a small handheld sharpener.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat walks in.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad waves his hand over the fresh pencil shavings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, then darts off with motion blur}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive... ''{"Naive" is said like the word "knave."}''

''{The Cheat runs back in with a cantaloupe.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises while pointing to the pencil shavings}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right. Your "payment." Here ya go!

''{Strong Bad scrapes pencil shavings onto The Cheat's head.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{grateful The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww, that's almost adorable... Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff? A sharp pencil...and a can-ta-loo-pay. The possibilities are endless! I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.

''{Strong Bad mumbles while drawing a face on the cantaloupe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil... Hey everybody look! It's Doreauxgard! How ya doin', Doe?

'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Hey, there, Mister Strong Bad! Well, I'm fine, past couple days though...

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand with The Cheat.}''

'''BUBS:''' Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a The Cheat noise while pushing the pencil shavings onto the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{hops in surprise}'' What's this malarkey?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat points to a sign saying: "We Gladly Accept: Cash, Money, or Cash Money." "Pencil shavings" on a scrap of paper has been taped on at the bottom.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, if it's on the sign... Nice doin' business witchya!

''{The Cheat walks off with his new "Boy's Hobby Kit." Doreauxgard shows up}''

'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency. You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!

'''BUBS:''' ''{briefly enlarging eyes in fright}'' Oh, dag! You found me! ''{eyes return to normal size}''

''{Bubs slams down a metal shop gate, revealing "SB wa5 HeRe" graffiti.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...

'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Sure is some niiice graffiti!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the top of the "[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|boy's hobby kit]]" box when The Cheat is buying it to see what it says.
<blockquote> hollerin' jimmy's hobby kit 
"We have no idea what's in this box!!" </blockquote>
*Click on the "SB" part of the graffiti to play a StrongBad Lib.
<blockquote>No, dan, the Cheat is a good lackey 
because he "''(active verb phrase (i.e. "does some stuff."))''" 
and "''(negative active verb phrase (i.e. "doesn't do some stuff."))''" or 
"''(active verb phrase)''." It probably 
also has to do with the fact that I 
treat him "''(comparison phrase (i.e. "like an idiot"))''" 
instead of a "''(noun)''." 
I also pay him real nice. Which isn't 
very difficult considering the Cheat 
"''(another stupid active verb phrase)''." 
Check it out. </blockquote>
*Click on Doreauxgard's head at the end to see a video of the "Homestar and Doreauxgard Show!"
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Homestar Runner and Doreauxgard Show! Brought to you by Hollerin' Jimmy Hobby Kits!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Doreauxgard! We've got our own show!
:'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Boy, I'll say! I'm gonna be a star!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope. I'm afraid there's only one job for you on ''this'' show!
:'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Well, lay it on me!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You have to be...the ''produce''-r! ''{Homestar and the audience laugh.}''
:'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Forget you, Whitey! I'm going solo! ''{Doreauxgard walks off. Soon Homestar stops laughing.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*When this email was first put up, you could click "Stone Tablet" and "Papyrus" to see fake emails written on said items. These have since been removed.
*In the Strong Bad Libs Easter egg, Strong Bad's [[green tongue]] can be seen, which was introduced in [[Super NES]].
*The floppy disk container was placed behind the flash border, and cannot be read in the toon. Decompiling the Flash file reveals the title to be "[[Floppy Disk Container#maniac mansion|maniac mansion]]".
*The Strong Bad Libs Easter egg uses the unmodified version of [[Fonts#AhnbergHand|AhnbergHand]], so certain characters such as apostrophes will show up as spaces.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard."

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad spells what should be "[[Pom Pom]]" with a hyphen.
*When Strong Bad faces the screen to say "The possibilities are endless", he doesn't actually turn his head; his head snaps from profile to front within one frame.
*Although it is implied The Cheat taped "pencil shavings" onto Bubs's sign listing accepted payments, the paper is written in Strong Bad's handwriting.

===Goofs===
*When Doreauxgard is in front of the Compy, the contrast buttons cannot be seen or used.
*When Strong Bad contemplates what to do with his sharp pencil and cantaloupe, another pencil can be seen behind Strong Bad's head. The pencil is resting on the keyboard, which is where Strong Bad was holding it earlier in the email.
*When Strong Bad turns back to the computer with the cantaloupe on the pencil, the second pencil is no longer by the computer.
*When Strong Bad turns back to the computer when The Cheat is getting the cantaloupe, the screen is blank, even though he didn't clear it.
*When the camera zooms out, the text in the Compy is a meaningless jumble of two screens:
<blockquote class="compy email">o has to do with the 
onal JD. Wow. I 
d" instead of "a 
thing that 
y ladytypes." I 
. Which isn't 
ring The Cheat 
s are legal</blockquote>
*When Strong Bad is holding the pencil and the cantaloupe, the sharp end of the pencil is pointing up. When it cuts to him drawing on the cantaloupe, the sharp end is pointing down.
*When you click on the Easter egg with Strong Libs, the front page is coming out of the back.
*During the intro for the Easter egg with the puppets, part of the blue square in the top-left corner is briefly visible outside of the toon's box.
*At the beginning, when Strong Bad presses enter after singing, the ending of the keyboard press sound effect is slightly cut off.
**The same happens when he clears the screen.

===Inside References===
*The hobby kit bought by The Cheat "comes to fifteen-[[Tooty-two]]".
*The Cheat was previously taped to Pom Pom in [[your friends]].
*In the Strong Lib Easter egg, the author of the email is called [[Dan]].
*Strong Bad saying "soivice" is another example of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].

===Real-World References===
*"JD" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Julian day| ''Julian Date'']], an astronomical dating system that counts the total days from January 1, 4713 BC (for example, January 26, 2004 AD is 2453031 JD).
*Strong Bad's remark about "super service" (in a Brooklyn accent) is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|Three Stooges]] short [http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Videography/Filmography/ViolentCurly.htm ''Violent is the Word for Curly''].

===Fast Forward===
*Doreauxgard is an actual cantaloupe in the Easter egg, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] later created an actual Doreauxgard puppet with a moving mouth. It has since been seen on [[Main Page 25]] and in [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].
*Bubs accepts more pencil shavings in [[secret identity]].
*The Strong Bad Libs version of Strong Bad would later be seen in [[pop-up]], as "Senor Muybueno".

== DVD Version ==
*The Boy's Hobby Kit Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The Homestar Runner and Doreauxgard Show Easter egg is now fullscreen and in much higher quality video. It also adds a tiny bit of additional footage to the end (though sans any dialogue). To view it, select the hidden Strong Bad logo located on the cantaloupe at the end of the video.
*The Strong Libs Easter egg now has Strong Sad moderating a Strong Lib and Strong Bad reluctantly playing. To view it, select the hidden Strong Bad logo located on the graffiti under the letter "B" in "SB" at the end of the video.
===Transcript===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Awww, don't make me do this thing! They're only funny when you're, like, 4 years old.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, we're gonna do it, and it's gonna be great! ''{booklet flips to page two}'' OK, I need an active verb phrase.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uhm... "brings the noise"

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes "brings the noise" in.}'' ''{voiceover}'' OK, now I need a negative active verb phrase.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Never takes two."

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes in "never takes two."}'' ''{voiceover}'' O-kay... Uh, another active verb phrase.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, let me think about it, "gets busy."

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes in "gets busy."}'' ''{voiceover}'' OK. A comparison phrase. You know, like "like an idiot."

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Like a beard."

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes in "like a beard."}'' ''{voiceover}'' What? Oh, OK, I need a noun.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Throat lozenge."

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes in "throat lozenge."}'' ''{voiceover}'' All right, and finally, one more active verb phrase.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't think of anymore!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He writes in "can't think of anymore."}'' OK! Great! Let's see how it turned out! ''{turns page}'' "A Strong Bad Email. No, dan, the Cheat is a good lackey because he 'brings the noise' and 'never takes two' or 'gets busy.'" You see, that's... You told me to write that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, irritated}'' I know! Hurry up and finish!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! "It probably also has to do with the fact that I treat him 'like a beard' instead of a 'throat lozenge.'" You see, that's good, you see, you wouldn't... you'd rather be treated like—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, angry}'' Come on!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering that the Cheat 'can't think of anymore.' Check it out." See, that turned out pretty good! Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, more distant}'' I'm already playing Nintendo in the other room!

===Fun Facts===
*Oddly enough, Strong Sad writes the phrases in Strong Bad's handwriting.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Nintendo]].

== External Links ==
{{preforumsbemailextlinks|96|youtube=YE4wTh6ENfY}}
*[[HR:sbemail96 puppet.swf|view the Flash file for the puppet short]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]

Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 01:11:14 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z */

[[Image:FallFloatParadeCohosts.png|thumb|190px|"That's two strikes, Coach Z!"]]
[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

==Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that he saw Coach Z coming out of [[Marzipan's house]].
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z gives Marzipan a calendar for Decemberween.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — A drunk Coach Z calls Marzipan very early in the morning to tell her that she's beautiful, eventually breaking down over the phone.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if they were 'just friends', or more than friends.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
*Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z says Marzipan is his girlfriend.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
*Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of Marzipan's house and then claims that he gets "some sweet gooseflesh" whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.

==Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z==
* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Later on, she looks on the bright side, as it had only been one window Coach Z broke this time; back then, he and Bubs would smash her windows every other day as the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]].
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

==Coach Z and Marzipan getting along==
* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word "job".
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).
* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]

Marzipan and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 01:04:08 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan and Bubs in conflict */

[[Image:MarziKong and Bubs.png|thumb|250px|"Just get Marzipan away from me!"]]
'''[[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Marzipan sometimes asks Bubs to do her some favors while he's busy at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his concession stand]]. Bubs does the same in Marzipan's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machines]]. However, in conflict, the two can have either disagreements or pretty brief roughhousing.

==Marzipan and Bubs getting along==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Bubs asks Marzipan if the two could get together, since Bubs is lonely at the concession stand.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Marzipan had supposedly "sent" [[Coach Z]] a kick in the crotch, which Bubs told her that he got "just fine".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — [[The Thnikkaman]] asks Marzipan if she can join his "Thnikkaband."
*[[Date Nite]] — Marzipan and Bubs prepare to go on a date, much to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and Coach Z's dismay.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs is Marzipan's teacher in toga-yoga class. After the class, one day, Marzipan asks Bubs to analyze the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence]] for her.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Bubs says that he's got to go to the movies with ''somebody,'' so he asks Marzipan if she can find any other women.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs repairs and makes improvements on Marzipan's hedge clippers.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs gives Marzipan free recyclable guitar picks and she later thanks him for it.

==Marzipan and Bubs in conflict==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs hates Marzipan's parties, but loves the food in [[Strong Bad]]'s fridge.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — According to Bubs, he and [[Coach Z]] used to throw rocks through Old Man Marzipan's windows. Marzipan confirms this, saying that the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] would break her windows every other day when they were so popular. Later on, Bubs and Homestar boo at the [[Cool Tapes]] for writing a catchy anti-[[Limozeen]] anthem.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Marzipan advises Bubs on how to repair the concession stand, but Bubs hates being told on how to run his business. Later on, after the bright flash of light, Marzipan goes "plum loco balonco" as the [[Marzipan Other Costumes|Lady Crate Ape]], drags Bubs up at the top of the concession stand, and ceases the construction with her menacing jumps, leaving him trapped. She even tosses a crate at him every time he tries to move. Bubs is relieved when Strong Bad brings out the Limozeen Babelien Space Bus from the [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|game]] to take Marzipan away.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Bubs tells Marzipan she's three weeks late with her movie rental.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At]] — Bubs steals Marzipan's hair and places it on sale as a wig.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

DarthWill3 — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 00:49:43 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Frameup */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[50 emails]] — Through a one-sided phone conversation, it is heavily implied that Strong Bad will receive $50 in exchange for leaving a key to his house underneath the mat in order for an unknown person to take (and presumably sell) [[soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad sends a secret message to anyone wanting to steal the bike of the person who emailed him, offering up advice on how to commit the crime in exchange for splitting the profits "fitty-fitty".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from the [[Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad is said to have locked Strong Sad in the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and saying "I hate you."
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but he is not seen dropping it.
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked-out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]].
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head".
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks The Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an "F" on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a Garden Weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tricks Homestar into running into a mirror, tricks Marzipan into swallowing The Cheat, and has a microwave thrown at Strong Sad.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws a knife at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad glues Homsar to Marzipan's head and leaves them for dead in the territory of a wolf pack.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad casually admits that he was hoping the King of Town would die in his pit trap, calling it "attempted regicide".
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of the [[Steep Deep]], assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the [[Black Market]] with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for an illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[the King of Town's castle]] to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]] so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Death Threats==
*Email [[for kids]] — Strong Bad threatens to kill all of the children watching his children's program as well as their dogs.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand). He later makes it appear as if [[Limozeen]] has committed ecological crimes to upset Marzipan and bring down [[Cool Tapes]]' rating.

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device intended to de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — During a flashback, [[Marzipan]] explains that the reason she didn't invite Strong Bad to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] victory party is because the last time he attended one of her parties, he jumped off the roof of [[Marzipan's House|her house]] and landed on the cake she baked, splattering it everywhere.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having characters he doesn't like swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Hiring an Assailant==
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad asks Heavy Weapons Guy to "take care" of the King of Town by shaving half his mustache. Heavy thinks Strong Bad wants him dead and Strong Bad makes little effort in clearing up the Heavy's misunderstanding.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]".
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an Easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==[[Credit Card Fraud|Identity Theft]]==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Mugging==
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad, breaking the script he had written for [[Dangeresque (character)|himself]], uses the [[Nunchuck Gun]] on many characters he meets, even Dangeresque's friends.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad threatens Tycho with his nunchuck gun into handing over a candy bar that Strong Bad, along with Max and Heavy, mistook for a weapon.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
*Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad extracts a sample of Strong Sad's DNA to use in genetic experiments on The Cheat, hoping he could prove once and for all that Strong Sad is actually either part elephant or part hippopotamus.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements". In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the Goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*[[Behind the Bad]] — Strong Bad steals the source code for the SBCG4AP series from [[Telltale Games]] and attempts to send it to [[Videlectrix]] via fax.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad occasionally buys into poker games by using Homestar's shutter shades as collateral.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaced]] a copy of "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and toilet paper [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween Night.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad decapitates, then burns, Marzipan's Homestar float.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tapes over the two doors to Bubs's car, locking Bubs out of his car and Coach Z inside his "apratment".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's sloshy Vinyl Record.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]
*[[Books Defaced by Strong Bad]]

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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]

Blatant Lies

DarthWill3 — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 00:45:34 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People */

[[Image:Notswimpractice.PNG|thumb|"On Saturdays, I certainly '''don't''' wake up at 6 A.M., put on a [[Wikipedia:Speedo|Speedo]], and go to swim practice. Nope. Definitely not Speedo."]]
Several [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters, most notably [[Strong Bad]], have been known to '''lie blatantly''' to one another or to the audience, often in an attempt to persuade others of the veracity of a situation, when in fact the opposite is extremely obvious. Sometimes the contradiction isn't immediately blatant, but always later on is revealed to be an obvious, deliberate lie. Sometimes the lie is blatant because it is admitted or proven to be a lie, other times because it is impossible the liar is telling the truth, and still other times the lie is so poorly constructed that one can't help but know it's a lie. Generally, blatant lies are most frequently used to cover up some embarrassing fact about the liar, or (especially in Strong Bad's case) to make the liar seem better. The facts that are lied about are also often brought up by the liar himself, without there being any previous accusation. Whatever the reason, blatant lies are the frequent lies that are, quite clearly, the worst and most ineffective practices of deceit in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
===[[Strong Bad Email]]s===
*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Bad insists that he has never done stand-up comedy. [[Strong Sad]] appears to prove otherwise.
*Email [[sugarbob]] — Strong Bad types in [[Stylized Text on Strong Bad's Computers|different colors and fonts]] to try to convince the emailer's girlfriend that he is taken by several other girlfriends.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad insists that [[Tandy 400|his computer]] did not [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Strong Bad's Computers Exploding|explode]].
*Email [[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad nervously insists he knows about [[Strong Bad's Ladies|the ladies]], mere seconds after casually admitting he knows nothing about them.
*Email [[50 emails]] - Homestar Runner screws up Strong Bad's computer, then tapes a piece of paper over the screen which says, "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined."
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad asserts that cheese and an anvil are two of the finest things in life, after [[The Cheat]] walks in on his claiming that The Cheat resembles these two items. Also, he then tapes a piece of paper reading "the cheat" on the [[Compy 386]] to make it look as if emails to him are to The Cheat. Furthermore, Strong Bad claims that he thinks The Cheat doesn't have a computer, but this was after he used [[Tangerine Dreams|The Cheat's computer]] in [[weird dream]].
*Email [[autobiography]] — In his autobiography "Words I Probably Said" Strong Bad tells a blatantly false story about a girl with "skinny blond hair" who "loved him so much" but "had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on."
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Bad says that he is holding the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]], but no ladies show up. Strong Sad says that just a few minutes before, about a million ladies called and said that they would be a few minutes late. He admits this was a lie a few seconds later.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad says that he doesn't use a stunt double. When ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1'' is then shown, it is obvious that Strong Sad is Strong Bad's [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]].
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad's impression of Strong Sad utilizes a tape recorder hidden under a sweatshirt, leaving a visible bulge. He states that he "push[es] play on [his] sweatshirt" in order to use it, which of course makes no sense unless he is actually pushing play on the tape recorder, and his own voice can clearly be heard on the tape, at which point he frantically stops it.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad claims to have written a children's book, though it is clear he simply scratched out the [[Lem Sportsinterviews|author]]'s name and replaced it with his own.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad says that he has to go and do something completely unrelated to [[Strong Bad Throwing Stuff Together|throwing together]] the local news that the sender of this email asked about.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad finishes his presentation about [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|giving Strong Sad caffeine]] by suggesting that he had died. Strong Sad immediately protests from off camera and Strong Bad tells him to be quiet. He then concludes with Strong Sad being adopted. Strong Sad protests that "that's not true either!"
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad is singing while standing on the stool when Strong Sad walks in. Strong Bad claims that he was just checking the lights, even though the ceiling of the [[computer room]] is too high for him to reach.
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad claims that [[Strong Mad]]'s image is "scanned" into the computer, when it's clearly visible that it's a picture of Strong Mad taped to the screen.
**He also claims that his [[permanent marker]] is a "light pen".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad attempts to make money by giving tours on the [[Strong Badia]]n "[[Riverquest Safariventure]]", which is just a cardboard box sitting by running water hose. He then claims in an Easter egg that there are head hunters, a giant rock that is about to hit them (both of which were just cardboard cutouts) and that there was a "furious gift shop" at the end of the tour.
*Email [[pom pom]] — To cover up the fact that [[Pom Pom]] had just [[Strong Bad Getting Beaten Up|beaten him up]], Strong Bad claims, "I'm pretty sure I didn't get the everloving snot beat out of me and that Pom Pom [[Explosions|exploded]] in a big fiery ball that was visible from space."
*Email [[crying]] — When Strong Bad begins to sniffle over [[Li'l Brudder]], he runs off claiming that he just has "a food" in the oven.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad tries to convince the viewer that on Saturdays, he does not go to swim practice, and instead takes battle axe lessons. In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad is seen telling Strong Bad that they are late for swim practice.
*Email [[extra plug]] — After saying that the hot girl that he will be dancing with will be The Cheat, Strong Bad catches himself and states that it will be an actual hot girl. The advertising on the [['Lectric Boots]] box also lies, claiming to be "Whisper Quiet" in spite of the deafening motor.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad sings "Comin' in to work on time.." while coming to his job at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 15 minutes late.
*Email [[long pants]] — Strong Bad says his white correction pen is an "electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device", but later says quietly, "Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... paint pen..."
*Email [[do over]] — [[Homestar Runner]] lies to Strong Mad saying that he was The Cheat after Strong Bad tried to "pat him on the head and give him some sage advice."
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad claims to have "accidentally made [[breakfast]]" all over his previous record for dirtiest [[diapers]].
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that his [[Secret Identities|secret identity]] is [[The Poopsmith]], only to be disproved when The Poopsmith himself walks in. He and the Poopsmith have also been seen together on numerous occasions.
**Also, Homestar gets a note that was signed "<strike>strong bad</strike> Cara Carabowditbowdit".
*Email [[myths & legends]] ([[myths & legends#Commentary Transcript|DVD Commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] claim to never have made a [[Bear Holding a Shark]] T-shirt, yet it was made on March 27, 2006.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad claims that he got a message on his "answering machine" from "Delilelia". It is obvious that he is the one providing the girl's voice, and that the "answering machine" is just a [[clock radio]] with a cassette tape on top.
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad emphasizes that a "not originally yellow spotted sheet" is from [[Strong Sad's room]], and not [[Strong Bad's Room|his room]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — After [[Coach Z]] and Homestar accuse themselves of being [[the Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, they both try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar claims that moving into his [[mascot costume]] was "probably the coolest and least locking-[himself]-out-of-[his]-house-enest decision" he ever made.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Bad claims that his strongest event in the [[Strong Badathlon]] is "Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls". This event is only shown in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form, suggesting that the event did not actually take place.
*Email [[the movies]] — [[The King of Town]] insists that his many trays of sizzling fajitas came from a box of [[Wikipedia:Milk Duds|Milk Duds]].
*Email [[from work]] — [[Bubs]] tries to cover up the fact that he was going to go and play a [[Taser the Gnome for Low Rates!|gnome-tasering game]] by saying that he was going to get back to "upgrading the... taserin' that gnome... server".
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Upon learning that there are some hot girls interested in whether he has a pizza joint so they can patronize it, Strong Bad wiggles and bounces away exclaiming that he has a pizza joint. He is later seen creating a poorly convincing one with The Cheat.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that the body spray he's putting on is really the blood of slain warrior mammoths. He also claims that his name has been laser-etched onto the guest list, yet he has to use a fake name to get into the club.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad tells the sender that they used the pool for [[skateboarding]] and taped it but they got accidentally taped over with cooking shows. He soon refers to this year's antics as "less pretend", revealing the truth of the skateboarding story.
*Email [[licensed]] — After showing Pom Pom his "unlicensed" Strong Bad wares in his trench coat, Bubs tells Strong Bad and The Cheat that he is wearing the trench coat because he is a "public flasher".
*Email [[rated]] — Strong Bad tries to convince [[Senor Cardgage]] that Bubs and Coach Z are his kids, and that they are old enough for him to be in his sixties.
*Email [[your edge]] — When The Cheat walks in wearing an apron, Strong Bad tells him it is ''not'' "Pretend We're Grandmas Baking" Time and it will never be again, then immediately whispers "see me after this email". Also, in an Easter egg, the two are in fact found playing "Pretend We're Grandmas Baking". Later on, Strong Sad pretends to check a computer and tells Strong Bad that staying in a hole is "edgy".
*Email [[imaginary]] — Coach Z's [[imaginary friend]] is [[Allegedly Real Things|supposedly an actual friend]].
*Email [[videography]] — In Strong Bad's demo reel for his videography films, there are several lies about what is in the videos he used for examples.

===[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]===
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — After leaving [[Marzipan]] a prank call, Strong Bad calls back for baking advice, insisting that he is calling her for the first time that day.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] — When Pom Pom calls and apparently tells Marzipan about something that Homestar said, Homestar repeatedly insists that he did not say that, and that Pom Pom is crazy.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that he has a real girlfriend who "lives up in the other country," for whom he needs to buy a Valentine's Day present, reiterating that, "She's really REAL."
**Homestar pretends to be a dial tone after realizing that he has called Marzipan annoying and overbearing on her own answering machine. After he pretends to be the dial tone, he says "Okay, bye!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
**When Coach Z calls, he accidentally lets it slip that he breaks into Marzipan's house, but then tries to take it back and then talk about curly fries.
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that [[tofu]] is made from baby seals.

===[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]===
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
**When calling Coach Z, his answering machine states, "You've reached the cordless cell phone, and not the public pay-phone, of Coach Z."
**When asking Homestar or Marzipan why he wasn't invited to Homestar's victory party, both of them claim it's because the other dislikes Strong Bad. While Homestar's claim is true, Marzipan's claim that Homestar dislikes him is most likely a lie.
**Another instance involving the party: When asking Marzipan why he wasn't invited she asks him if he remembered the last time she invited him to a party. After having a detailed flashback of the event, Strong Bad replies "Uhh... no."
**Shortly after the instance listed above, Strong Bad notices that the party seems to focus more on Marzipan's garden than Homestar's unlikely victory. When he questions Marzipan, she denies it claiming she would never put her award winning vegetable garden before "...uuhh...". After Strong Bad said "Homestar" for her, she replied, "Right! [[Homsar]]."
**Coach Z starts his story on television by saying that he was "definitely not just standing around by [him]self".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
**When Strong Bad asks Strong Sad how to destroy the security gate, Strong Sad suspects that it's for something illegal, but Strong Bad says that it's a "radio call-in show question", and he wants to be the fourth caller.
**When Strong Bad gets the medal from an airline, he says it's for not crying during the whole flight, then claims that it's for rescuing the plane and [[Making Out|making out]] with the flight attendants.
**Bubs claimed that he was just only working in the [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|country]] "Pompomerania", and not embezzling thousands of dollars from [[Club Technochocolate]] itself.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
**Marzipan states her suspicion that Strong Sad, stating himself as a rock journalist, is actually in her [[Marzipan's House|her house]] to pinch her bran muffins. Strong Sad (with his mouth full) denies this.
**Giving Strong Sad the security jacket and selecting the [[Devil and Angel Strong Bad|Devil Strong Bad]] will cause Strong Bad to claim it's for the band "Security".
**Later, upon examining the katana, Strong Bad says that Pom Pom TOTALLY didn't get his sword back by giving him wedgies; he donated it.
**When examining [[the pond]] after the bleach gets in it, Strong Bad will stare at all the dead fish and a tear drips from his eye. He claims he got bleach in his eye.
**Before lighting the oil in front of the [[Gremlin|cool car]] on fire, Strong Bad asks what Strong Sad said about cleaning up oil spills. The scene then cuts to a flashback in which Strong Sad says, "Uhh, light it on fire!", obviously being dubbed by Strong Bad.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
**When interviewing the King of Town about the similarities between himself and his character, [[Perducci]], The King of Town briefly mentions hiring people overseas to steal priceless art to sell on the black market. When Strong Bad ask him to repeat that last part, The King of Town claims he only mentioned that they both wear fancy hats.
**At one point, Dangeresque claims he easily beat Perducci in a card game, when in actuality, he kept losing- if only because Perducci kept cheating.
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]
**Strong Bad insists it was Strong Sad who broke the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor arcade machine]], when everyone saw him slam into it after he "had to jump" at the end of the previous episode.
**When one finds the "''Lady Crate Ape''" box cover, Strong Bad remarks he wondered where it went, then immediately claims that it belongs to Strong Sad.
**When Strong Bad calls [[Videlectrix]], the representative pretends to be an automated phone service. Later, when Strong Bad is billed for the new logic board, he pulls the same stunt.
**When obtaining the TrogSword, Strong Bad mentions getting rid of Homestar's pop-up window so he can resume his "make-out sessions". Homestar replies that he doesn't see any make-out sessions in Strong Bad's schedule, just pedicures and bubble baths, which Strong Bad claims are "code for make-out sessions".

===Other===
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad tells Homestar that he is Strong Bad, but it is obvious enough that Pom Pom notices.
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — Near the end of the commentary, Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in a [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]], but rather in an apartment next door to [[The House of the Brothers Strong|him]].
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Bad claims that his [[oven mitts]] are training gloves. In the commentary, he insists that they were added in.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Strong Bad claims to have a super-hot girlfriend who recently got sucked into a wormhole.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom, ''while'' Homestar was at [[Marzipan's house]].
*[[Arcade Game]] — When Homestar asks Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat what they are playing, Strong Bad claims that they are doing The Cheat's [[taxes]].
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — For almost the entire toon, Strong Bad and his gang attempt to convince Homestar that there is something cool in their paper bags. Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks. Homestar himself claims to have seen the thing in the bag when Bubs is preparing the drinks. Later on, Strong Bad tells Homestar that the thing in the bag escaped into the mountains and when Homestar lets slip that he didn't get to look in the bag, he confesses to his lie.
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat "everybody knows [he doesn't] wear [[underwear]]s", but there has actually been evidence of Strong Bad wearing underwear before; in the Strong Bad Email [[stand-up]], Strong Sad has a video tape of Strong Bad's failed comedic act, in which Strong Bad's pants fall down revealing his underwear. There has since been further evidence in [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]], and [[nightlife]].
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — The [[Visor Robot]] is advertised as "NOT A ROBOT!".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — [[Cheerleader]] says to some older boys that she and [[So and So]] are in college, while So and So claims that they are in 8th grade. Then Cheerleader claims that So and So is her little sister who's at least 5 years younger than her.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the stand, Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or Strong Mad. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he [[Flying|flew]] away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned Compy 386 is a low-priced automobile.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone is unplugged]]. In addition, he claims to be eating "candied yams and stuffinged ham" despite the fact that he is eating a TV dinner that he has already stated is Salisbury steak.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — When questioned by Strong Sad how he and The Cheat got the money to get a booth, Strong Bad insists that he does not know how The Cheat got 500 bucks or where Strong Sad's missing 500 bucks is.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad claims that it is a piece of pizza and hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — The King of Town tries to convince Homestar that he is not trying to find a [[ham]] sandwich that he had buried in the [[Spooky Woods]] when he was nine. The Poopsmith is seen right next to him, digging holes.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Mad claims that Bubs' Concession Stand followed him home, to which Strong Bad replies, "Uh, yeah. ''That's'' not true."
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]], at one point, tells [[What's Her Face]] about health class while holding up a book on health class which is actually just a disguised book on urban legends (with that title scribbled out).
**Also, So and So told [[Tompkins]] it was way past his bedtime at around 5:00 in the afternoon.
*[[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] — [[Larry Palaroncini]] says that he can only play on medium difficulty, while a pop-up states that he can't pass the first song on easy.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad shows off alleged screenshots of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|his upcoming game]], all of which have been edited very poorly. Despite this, he claims to be playing "[[Not X|Not]] [[MS Paint]]". In a later entry, he reveals some fake cheat codes for the game, with some screenshots that have also been sightly edited, but this time using [[Wikipedia: Photoshop|Photoshop]].
*[[The Baloneyman]] — When Homestar can't decide from the Baloneyman's gumball-centered sandwich or the sandwich shaped like a bite taken out of it, Bubs holds that it's ''shaped'' liked there's a bite taken out of it.
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Agent Chimendez]] informs [[Gunhaver]] that entering his box will "almost guarantee" him appearances in the rest of the season's episodes, while he actually plans to trap Gunhaver.
*[[Place ya bets!]] — Homestar tries to descend an "invisible secret elevator" after Strong Sad asks if Homestar's "bomb" is just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — After Strong Bad asks where the pickled monkey fingers went, The King of Town is seen running over the hills of the graveyard yelling, "Iiiiii doooooon't knoooooow!"
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — In the ending scene, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] apologizes to [[the Chief]] for the wait, and says that "someone stuck a barracuda in [his] desk".
*[[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] — Strong Bad claims to be the lead designer for SBCG4AP, has a girlfriend, shoots a [[shark]] [[gun]], and has a jet pack.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — In the "Official Kick-A-Ball Rules" handbook, Strong Bad has clearly attempted to falsify his identity as the author of a write-in rule. The rule is signed, "the commish (not strong bad)" and is even accompanied by a doodle of Strong Bad's face. Upon seeing this rule, Strong Bad further implicates his authorship by reprimanding The Cheat for not checking their own "Cheater's Almanac". Presumably, this almanac has a record of this rule.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — When the player wins a hand, Strong Bad will sometimes claim that it's not as impressive as the time he had a full house and a straight flush in one hand, which he calls a "flush house". Since a full house is three cards of a matching number and two cards of another matching number, and a straight flush is five cards all from the same suit with the numbers going in ascending order, having both in one hand is obviously impossible.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar has a "legitimate conversation" with an alleged witness using a cardboard "burner phone", in front of The King of Town and the Poopsmith.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] — When asked where to buy the Compy iPhone case that appeared in his then-recent tweet, Strong Bad replies to a tweet with the text "SHH! This is not an ad!" with the link to the Compy phone case beside it.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad's haunted house is called "St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary".

==See Also==
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Exaggerated Strong Bad]]
*[[Allegedly Real Things]]
*[[Not X]]
*[[Impersonations of Other Characters]]
*[[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]
[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]

Homestar Runner and The King of Town's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 17:39:51 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Homestar Runner and the King of Town in Conflict */

[[Image:KOTDVDNew.PNG|thumb|"Hey, King, what's up?"]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' shows more respect for '''[[The King of Town]]''' than most of the other [[Characters|characters]] do, but they do sometimes conflict with each other.

==Homestar Runner and the King of Town Getting Along/Working Together==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] help the King find [[The King of Town's Sheep|his sheep]].
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Homestar asks the King if he wants to eat the [[Homestar Jr.]]
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar invites the King to his Labor Day party.
*Email [[local news]] — Homestar and the King wait in line together at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and Homestar tells the King that it was the [[Best/Worst X Bucks I Ever Spent|best five bucks he ever spent]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar and Pom Pom help the King find [[The Poopsmith]].
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — When Homestar comes to, the King asks him if he's okay.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks the King for help in getting [[The Bug|a bug]] out of his mouth.
*[[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]] — Homestar asks the King for the powder for his potion.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Homestar and the King hold a [[mayonnaise]] party in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] without [[Strong Bad]]'s consent.
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar apparently used the King as his test subject for "Drab to Fab with Nothing but [[Mustard]]".
*[[Ever and More]] — Homestar chooses the King for demonstrating the secret handshake of the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[Jibblies 2]], [[Which Ween Costumes?]], and [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] — Homestar compliments the King's [[Halloween Costumes|costume]].
*Email [[winter pool]] — The King saves Homestar, Strong Bad, and the Poopsmith from the [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|gelatinised]] [[swimming pool]].
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Homestar, as Uzi Bazooka, steals the launch codes to a rocket, claiming that he intends to give them to the King's villain character, Perducci. Eariler in the film, Perducci refused to hand over some plans to Uzi's lair unless he lost at a rigged card game.

==Homestar Runner and the King of Town in Conflict==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — When Homestar realizes that the King ate his sheep, he embarrasses the government official, all the while [[Homestar Poking People|poking]] him.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — The King is upset that Homestar was cast as [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|the King in the play]] instead of him.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar eats the King's [[ice cream]], believing it will freeze the bug out of his mouth. The King protests, claiming the ice cream to be his prescription.
*[[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]] — The King refuses to give Homestar the powdered herbs and spices, prompting Homestar to snatch them.
*Email [[more armies]] — Homestar and the King are the leaders of [[Homestarmy|competing]] [[The Municipality|armies]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King is horrified and insulted by Homestar [[Naked Homestar Runner|"exposing his giblets"]] to a government official. He issues an arrest warrant for Homestar, concealing the negatives of the latter's photo in the [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]]'s Hall of Records for further study. However, because Strong Bad has stolen every single record, the King can't remember any crimes being committed whatsoever, enabling Homestar to walk out a free man.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — When the King places Strong Bad under house arrest, Homestar joins [[Marzipan]]'s protest against the King. Also, in [[Maps and Minions]], Homestar tries to stop the King from getting back to his castle and will go after him if he is visible.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — The King of Town frames Homestar for eating the Poopsmith's whatsit pile.

==Other Interaction==
*Email [[business trip]] — The King accepts Homestar's cans of [[pork]] [[b/w]] [[beans]].
*Email [[pet show]] — Homestar and the King are competitors in the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — The King wants to buy [[doughnuts]] from either [[Bubs]] or Homestar. At the King's request, Homestar gives him "marketing bombardment".
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — The King corrects Homestar when he calls [[Michael Jackson]] the Prince of Pop.
*[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] — Homestar predicts that the King will mention food when he describes the Poopsmith's costume.

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner]]
[[Category:The King of Town]]

Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 01:23:08 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad */

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are said to have disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" [[Li'l Strong Sad]] in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]:
**Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
**Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
**Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the [[Compy 386]]'s keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a [[Dragons|dragon]] with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a [[Waste of X|waste of]] fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatens Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]] into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad presumably made Strong Sad a [[belly button]] with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws the remote at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad implies that he stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid [[crap]] that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad [[ornament]] "bedazzles" the Strong Sad ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad says "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius Dump".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss their [[Parents|mother]] during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once a week for ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a [[naked Homestar Runner]] to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as [[Coach Z]] wearing a large [[Drive-Thru]] Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join [[Strong Badia]]. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his [[Made-Up Body Parts|Pretendix]] removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if the katana is used on him. Interestingly, there appear to be limits on how far Strong Bad will harm his brother: If the lighter is used on Strong Sad, Strong Bad is dead against it because setting him on fire is considered "so fourth grade."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is going to knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's Pop-Tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an [[imaginary friend]], [[Scotty Titi]]. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]]. Strong Bad seems to be disappointed when Homestar saves him.
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad tells Heavy Weapons Guy that he can toss Strong Sad out the second floor window and take his room.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Strong Bad is horrified that Strong Sad could have been Strong Glad and he wouldn’t be able to make fun of him.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg) — Strong Sad's [[French]] accent becomes so exaggerated that Strong Bad urgently says, "Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!"
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Strong Bad "motivates" Strong Sad by installing a lowering spiky ceiling above him.

=== Images of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
Image:spikey.png|"You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[morning routine]] — Strong Sad annoys Strong Bad and then tells him he's weird for keeping eggs in the couch.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad advises Strong Bad to stay in a deep, dark hole for a few days, and he ignores Strong Bad's request to throw down something to drink.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Strong Sad reacts to Strong Bad's interruption with sarcasm, and suggests his self-styled nickname ("The Ledge") is short for "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|alleged ladies' man]]".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."
*[[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2‎]] — Strong Sad admits to sabotaging Strong Bad's games of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] in retribution for Strong Bad torching his dragon picture in [[dragon]].

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one-sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie. Strong Sad keeps these in a box under his bed, implying that he remembers this fondly.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] - Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad believes that Strong Sad can do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Later on, he tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Violence]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)

DarthWill3 — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 01:12:00 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Bubs → Strong Badia */

[[Image:SBCG4AP_BlackMarket.PNG|thumb|"This is pretty much the worst black market I've ever seen."]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brick Wall==
===Brick Wall===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad discovers a flag, which is shown overlayed on the screen, music plays}'' A collectible souvenir flag from Strong Badia! I always knew you were loyal to me, Brick Wall.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't decide who I want to be the first up against this when the revolution comes.
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks.

==Concessionstantinople==
===Bubs===
:'''BUBS:''' Heya, potentator! Weclome to Concessionstantinople!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, Bubs? You made your own country too?
:'''BUBS:''' Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you got the right idea!
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How's business, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' Lousy, Strong Bad. Now that the war's over, all these "Death to King Strong Bad" souvenirs are worthless.

====Bubs → Strong Badia====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta join Strong Badia, man.
:'''BUBS:''' This is neutral territory, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm sorry, Miss wishy-washy little girl. Is the man who actually makes decisions at home?
:'''BUBS:''' Ain't no money in takin' sides.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Everybody's'' joining Strong Badia, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' Good! After you drive your economy down the toilet, everybody's gonna need to buy toilet paper from me!

====Bubs → Bubs' Concession Stand====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you selling, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' I got all kinds o' cheap, completely legal touristy junk! And it's all 100 percent legal! We got cheese, and watches, and chocolate, and cheesy watches, and chocolate-covered cheese...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where are you getting all this crap?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, I've been everywhere, man! From Coachnya to Poopslavakia! I could tell you a thing or two...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, then tell me.
:'''BUBS:''' No.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Bubs. Give me one of those cheap souvenirs.
:'''BUBS:''' Sorry, I'm all out o' the good stuff. All I got left is this Clockwork Strong Bad. ''{Places Clockwork Strong Bad on table}''
:'''CLOCKWORK STRONG BAD:''' ''{Nasally voice}'' Come toooo, the place where the tropical breezes bloooow (blurrrrrgh) ''{spews gibberish}'' kkk! chk-ang! ''{Breaks down}'' Jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly. ''{Still audible when scene changes}''
:'''BUBS:''' Awww, nuts! Cheap, foreign-made... Tell you what! Half-off!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Half off? How could I resist?
:'''BUBS:''' How're you gonna pay for that?
''{The scenario changes depending on whether the player has the quesos or not.}''
:{{short hr}}
'''This scene can only be seen if the quesos weren't in the inventory when trying to obtain the doll previously.'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Bubs. I'll take that tiny broken me.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{places the doll back on the table}'' How're you gonna pay for that?
'''If the quesos aren't in the inventory'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pay? My credit's ALWAYS been good at Bubs's, Bubs! See?
:'''BUBS:''' World's changing, Strong Bad! Can't build a global economy on deficit spending.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Guh. Words?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{puts the doll away}'' I'm gonna need to see some cash, man!
'''If the quesos are in the inventory'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With Strong Badian currency, of course. The most moist and juicy of all barely legal tender. ''{Places quesos on table, next to the still-jibbling Clockwork Strong Bad}''
:'''BUBS:''' 100 quesos? That's got to be at least a million poopees!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep the change, my good man! Buy yourself something dangerous. ''{Takes Clockwork Strong Bad, puts in his pocket}'' O-o-h-ohhh S-S-Simone! Th-that's an odd-d-d-d s-s-sensation.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme another one of those cheap souvenirs, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' You already took my last one! I had to clear everything out to make room for my... OTHER... merchandise. ''{Coughs}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, intriguing...

====Bubs → Pom Pom====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know anything about the Pompomeranians?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that place is like a second home to me! I go there all the time!
:{{short hr}}
'''After the player visits Pompomerania'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get back here so fast from Pompomerania?
:'''BUBS:''' I got a rail pass!

====Bubs → Shadowed Concession Stand====
''This option only appears after asking Bubs about his wares twice, and will disappear after clicking it.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So all you got is cheap souvenirs? What about all the cool spoils of warring nations divided by political unrest?
:'''BUBS:''' No way, Strong Bad! You won't see ME sellin' stuff like weapons, and fake IDs, and harvested organs...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, but say I...
:'''BUBS:''' I'm not done! And illegally excavated artifacts, and unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs. ''{Pauses}'' Now I'm done.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, but say I WAS looking for that stuff.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you're lookin' for the Black Market! Don't know WHERE that would be! ''{Winks}'' Wink!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, VERY intriguing...

====Weapons or Organ in a Jar → Bubs====
:'''BUBS:''' Not here, man! Don't know who would be watching!

====Bubs → Strong Mad====
''This option appears before buying the doll, but after visiting Country.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have any souvenirs from Strong Mad's country, Country?
:'''BUBS:''' They're a primitive, warlike person. Not too big on souvenirs. I've got some wadded up balls of paper and a macaroni sculpture of The Cheat if you want them.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen Strong Mad's attempts at art and crap. I'll pass.

====Bubs → Homsar====
''This option appears before buying the doll, but after visiting the Homsar Reservation.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have any souvenirs from the Homsar Reservation?
:'''BUBS:''' They're buried all over the place if you know where to look.

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Concessionstantinople. Population: Savings. Question mark."

===Walk Around Bubs'===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, must've wandered into the wrong side of town.

===Shady door===
''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... hello, stranger. Is this the place to... pick up... my "packages"... from the legitimate... sweepstakes... fufillment... center?
:'''BUBS:''' What? Heck no, Strong Bad, this is the black market! ''{Wall swings open, with Bubs manning it}'' What'llya have? Weapons? Artifacts? Organs?
:{{short hr}}
''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it. He recognizes Strong Bad and the wall swings open.}''
:{{short hr}}
'''After giving Bubs the pretendix'''
:''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, I wanna buy something.
:'''BUBS:''' Sorry, Strong Bad. ''{Wall swings open, with Bubs manning it}'' Black Market's shut down. With all the money I made offa that pretendix, I can retire!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then what are you doing hanging out here still?
:'''BUBS:''' I like the intrigue. OR DO I? ''{The wall swings shut.}''

====Bubs → Grenade====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some heavy ordinance. I got a The Of Town to depose.
:'''BUBS:''' No can do, Strong Bad. Just got through shippin' out the last of my weapons.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, not even one bazooka flamethrower that throws throwing stars?
:'''BUBS:''' Nope! Sent those out to Coachnya. They're having trouble with the Fhqwhgadi rebels.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have ''any'' weapons at all?
:'''BUBS:''' Na, I'm thinkin' about gettin' out of the arms trade anyway. Something just doesn't feel morally right about it. Especially when I make so much more selling harvested organs and stolen cultural treasures.

====Bubs → Homsar Stone====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are these "artifacts" you're talking about?
:'''BUBS:''' Got one left: from an illegal excavation in the Homsar Reservation. They say it's priceless!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, how much?
:'''BUBS:''' I said it's priceless! No way I could just sell this to you, but I could trade it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trade it for what?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm out of just about everything, so make an offer.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you want for that "ancient artifact" again?
:'''BUBS:''' Can't sell it, Strong Bad! But I'll trade it if you can find something valuable enough.
====Bubs → Organ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm in the market for a new organ. Something in a pancreas, or a tasteful gallbladder.
:'''BUBS:''' Fresh out o' organs, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, this is pretty much the worst black market I've ever seen.
:'''BUBS:''' Don't blame me, it's the King of Town buying 'em all up. Don't know what he's using 'em for.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's probably building a mutant army of the undead! ''{Whining}'' I want a mutant army of the undead!
:'''BUBS:''' He keeps calling them "giblets" for some reason. But I don't care, 'cause he's driving the prices way ''up!'' If you can get anything, even tonsils or a nice pretendix, it's worth a fortune. Any condition, no questions asked.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a shady, shady character, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' It's cool in the shade!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What kinda organs are you looking for, again?
:'''BUBS:''' If you can get anything, even tonsils or a nice pretendix, it's worth a fortune. Any condition, no questions asked.
====Fake Sword → Bubs ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for a cool duct-tape-forged weapon like this one, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' For that old piece of junk? Nothing! You gotta trade me something valuable!
====Katana → Bubs ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for this razor-sharp samurai sword, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' You know what Pom Pom would do if he caught me selling his weapons? You've gotta give me something a little less dangerous -- like stolen organs.
====Organ in a Jar → Bubs====
:'''BUBS:''' Is that what I THINK it is?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Depends what you think it is.
:'''BUBS:''' A jar of grandma's homemade gribbledangs?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Uhhh, no. It's Strong Sad's pretendix.
:'''BUBS:''' A real live pretendix! Even better! I'll trade you for it, no questions asked.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for it?
:'''BUBS:''' For one that big, anything I got in stock! Which is just this broken piece of an old pot.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes the pottery shard}'' Did I just get ripped off?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{angrily}'' I said no questions asked! ''{closes the door}''

===Bush===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grabs something}'' A souvenir flag from the cost-conscious nation of Concessionstan!

==Cool Car==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even our trusty, somewhat rusty car, torn apart by political unrest.
===Flag (front)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Front Seatzerland.
===Flag (rear)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hatchbackistan. "If this nation's a-rockin', you know what to don't come do."
==Fence==
===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{lifts box, revealing a piece of paper underneath, music plays and overlay of the page is shown}'' Page three of my Algebros instruction manual! This one teaches the lethally educational "Logarithm Attack" move.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whole bunch o' nothing under here.
===Flag (back)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Backfence Revolutionaries, struggling to overthrow their Front-au-Fence oppressors.
===Flag (front)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The People's Republic of Front-au-Fence, bitter rivals of the Backfence Revolutionaries.
==Snap Shak==
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The magical, physics-bending kingdom of Snapshakland.
==Strong Badia==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Despite being a card-carrying Litterbug, I should probably pick up some o' the crap lying around here. It's lookin' like Sty-Hole City.
===Game Board===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Already my beautiful nation, defiled by litter... A-HA! This "Maps & Minions" board will be perfect to plot my course to world domination! ''{draws on map and half mumbles to himself}'' Borders here... and the ocean.. gather topological data from the survey team... put a dragon here... PERFECT! If I'm here ''{Strong Badia at the top of the map is highlighted and flashes, accompanied by a high pitched beeping}'' and I wanna get to The Of Town in his stupid castle here... ''{The Castle at the bottom of the map is highlighted and flashes, accompanied by a lower pitched beeping}'' hmm... I'm pretty much gonna have to lay waste to everything and crush all the free nations under the steel-toed boot of the Strong Badian Empire! I better get crack-alackin'!

===Game Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's old "Maps & Minions" board game. The Cheat's been trying to melt all of the game pieces together to make a super soldier. And ho, what's this? ''{picks up a stash of paper money next to the box}'' Perfect Strong Badian currency. I'll call them "Quesos." ''{Takes paper money}'' We've got an economy now!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's an empty "Maps & Minions" box. "World Dominati-FUN for everyone!"
====Lighter → Game Box====
'''Before acquiring the Strong Badian currency'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I should probably check if there's anything cool inside first.
'''After'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maps and Minions? More like Maps and Meltdowns! ''{sets the box on fire, causing it to vanish completely}''

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My lands have suffered greatly during my wrongful imprisonment.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Restoring the glory of Strong Badia, one fearful citizen at a time.
===The Cheat===
'''Before being annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THERE you are, The Cheat! Let's go, we've got an empire to build!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh mezeh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Whaaaaat? Is that any way to address your dictator and raquetball partner?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh MEH meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't secede from Strong Badia! It's... it's treason!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Shrugging}'' Mehzemeh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angry}'' Fine then! What's your boring loser country for boring losers called anyway?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Proudly}'' Meh Meh meh Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' The Cheat and Tirerea?! Um, you might want to rethink that one.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh mehzemeh!
'''After being annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just look at it, The Cheat! All around you -- Strong Badia! From dirt to shining fence!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're right. We gotta take over a few countries with some better scenery.
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, next time I try to take over the world, give me a pinch or something to remind me how many rotten thousand-year-old eggs it sucked.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!

====The Cheat → Strong Badia flag====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, all right. I know there's been tension lately, things were said, maybe I kicked some things I didn't mean... but come on! What's Strong Badia without The Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Angrily, as well}'' After all I've subjected my loyal subjects to, this is how you treat me. Even ''you,'' Tire?
:''{Camera slowly pans around Tire}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's just cold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would you want to leave Strong Badia? What about the tropical breezes? The Cold Ones? The probably lots of chocolate?!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meze mehmeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've ALWAYS appreciated you! I appreciate that little squeak you make when you get kicked... I appreciate that fresh mountain spring scent you get when I take you out of the dryer...
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Of course'' you're important! You convert carbon dioxide into oxygen so we can breathe!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Irritated}'' Meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right. That's plants. Well, whatever! Come on! What do you want from me?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh MEH meh meh meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've GOT to join Strong Badia! Only united can we take on the barbarians to the south. And then we scrimmage against the East Bulldogs next Tuesday!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezeeh! Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' At least give me my lighter back.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezehmeh, meh.
====The Cheat → Medal====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta know you're my right-hand The Cheat!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Enticingly}'' What if I make you my second-in-command?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mfh. Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, all right. I hereby name you my Vice The Cheat, Successor To All The Strong Badian Empire... except that ''{Shot changes to show a small patch of land}'' patch of dirt over there. ''{Camera returns to Strong Bad}'' I traded it to Strong Mad for one of those giant gummy foots. Ugh. He definitely got the better deal.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' What do you mean, "official proof?" Are you applying for a passport or something?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Enticingly}'' What if I make you my second-in-command?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' What do you mean, "official proof?" Are you applying for a passport or something?
====The Cheat → The Cheat → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. You KNOW the good times we've had. Remember back when we stapled that grilled cheese to Homestar's chin... this morning?
:''{Homestar walks past with a piece of grilled cheese stuck to his face, trying to shake it off}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mmmmmeh meh meh...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let you spend the night in the crisper drawer... while it's still in the friiiidge...
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mah meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Come ''on,'' The Cheat.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Come on....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' The Cheeeeeat....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Cooooommmmeee ooooonnnnn....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' The Cheeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaattttt....? ''{Staggers end t's}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dang, he's serious! That was some o' my best wheedling. I think I pulled something.
====The Cheat → The Cheat → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know you're too small and weak to take on the Strong Badian army.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH mehzemeh?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Strong Badia never built an army, did we?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' You don't even deserve to join Strong Badia. I'm better off without you.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Indifferent}'' Meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, I guess reverse psychology isn't gonna work.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Just join Strong Badia before I punt you into the demilitarilized zone, Squeaky!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezemehmeh plemehhh!
====Pilot Wings → The Cheat====
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehehme MAHehme?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With this medal of honor, I appoint you, The Cheat, Commander of my... Secret Sauce Police.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mzh ME?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's put this family feud behind us, old friend. Act now, and maybe I won't have you hanged for heinous war crimes.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mermehme meh! ''{tosses a lighter to Strong Bad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My lighter! I knew getting you back wasn't a total waste of space and time!
''{Old timey music plays as the screen focuses on the map, with The Cheat and Tirerea turning red.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Dateline: Strong Badia! A nation long devastated by civil war: brother against brother, tire against cinder block. Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise!
====Lighter → The Cheat====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man. This is my eighth most prized possession!
===The Cheat and Tirerea===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Distatefully}'' The Cheat & Tirerea? Nastiest name for a country I ever heard.
===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Steel-belted Traitor!
'''After The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed, first time only'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{searches the Tire and finds the Cheat and Tirerea flag}'' A souvenir flag from The Cheat and Tirerea? We'll see if you still hold out after you've been subjected to the Strong Badian Loyalty Re-education program, Tire!
====Lighter → Tire====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll have to find some other way to punish him for treason. Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up.
===Metal Detector → Left of Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a Strong Badia Shirt}'' Oh yeah, Gampaw's old war medals! ''{disappointed}'' Awww, they didn't grow into an undead soldier.
===Metal Detector → Top right corner of Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a power strip}'' All right! Look at all the rust on this thing. It's gotta be ancient! An ancient... ''{slightly confused}'' ...power... strip!

==The Stick==
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The tiny noble kingdom of Shticktenstein.
===The Stick===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Despite all the political upheaval, everyone recognizes The Stick as hallowed ground.
====Metal Detector → next to The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a tuning fork}'' Found it! Some kind of grodalated... tuning fork?

==The Whale==
===The Whale===
''All lines are said at random when applicable.''

:'''THE WHALE:''' Eat portly accountants again soon!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Please tie boards to the second window.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-o's. Can I have your mother's shins please?
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Supasize that with a monkey's paw?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no thanks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I... think I might.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Have you fried our population bombs?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Some day, friend whale. Some day.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before the Clockwork Strong Bad is given to Strong Sad.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Shake things up with our new Slappy Grill toys.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before The Cheat gives Strong Bad his lighter.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Get your lighter from the anvil, please.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before Homsar joins the Homestarmy.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Pull forward for your metal detector.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before The Cheat gives Strong Bad his lighter.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Kids love our spicy hidden wings.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad speaks to Strong Sad in the Bleak House, but before all three of Strong Sad's documents are burned.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Immolate your brother, please.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters the Homsar Reservation, but before Homsar joins the Homestarmy.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Cashiers cannot accept lost artifacts.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters the Homsar Reservation, but before he takes Strong Sad's pretendix.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Our donor organs are always booked in pure dirigibles.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters Country, but before he ignites the pile of skulls on the bridge.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Would you like flaming skulls with that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to ask?

===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fifty percent off apple pie charts. What?

{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 02:35:43 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad bullying the King of Town */

[[Image:RegalRampage.PNG|thumb|"I bequeath thee!"]]
Though no characters consider '''[[the King of Town]]''' funny or cool at all, '''[[Strong Bad]]''' is usually the one to bully him. There have been few times where they have gotten along, however.

==Strong Bad bullying the King of Town==

*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Bad keeps the King's Easy-Bake oven for 3 months, claims the King is leaving prank calls on the machine and asks [[Marzipan]] to beat him up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad says "You got that right!" when the King tries to joke about his Hägar costume by saying "I'm horrible!" Strong Bad later responds to the King's mocking of Strong Bad dressing like a girl two years in a row on [[Halloween]] by prompting [[Strong Mad]] to punch the King.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad smashes a gold record on the King's face.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives the King a "worst prize" ribbon for entering a [[pie]] as opposed to a jack-o-lantern.
*[[Revenge of The King]] — The entire game focuses on a battle between Strong Bad and the King.
**If Strong Bad wins, then he lowers the King into a pot of liquid butter, which the King actually doesn't consider to be bad at all.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad tells the King to shut up, and tells The Cheat to let the King die in peace.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] steal the King's crown and [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]].
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad wishes that the King was buried in a box full of [[peas]], one of the few foods the King hates.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad puts mayonnaise in the castle's ventilation ducts, and attempts to crush the King with the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] while having the King blindfolded.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad hits the King of Town over the head with a scepter, while wearing a blanket around his neck and the King's crown.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town before getting [[Pom Pom]] to take pictures of him.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad refers to The King of Town, as well as [[Marzipan]] and [[Coach Z]], as "the least popular [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters".
*Email [[secret identity]] — The King of Town enters the [[computer room]] right after Strong Bad asks if there's a sign asking everyone he hates to enter. Strong Bad jettisons the King out of his house at the end of the email.
*Email [[disconnected]] — [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Body]] rebels against the King's [[Municipality]].
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad forces the King (and several other characters he more often shows negativity, namely Homestar and [[Coach Z]]) into the [[swimming pool]] during a thunderstorm.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad cuts the rope attaching the King to a [[cliff]], making him fall.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad threatens to stuff the King (as a [[Decemberween]] stocking) full of coal.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — When the King, along with Homestar Runner, log on to [[The Pizz]] website, Strong Bad burns both of their avatars.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers the King as one of the "lame characters".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad rips off chunks of the King's beard to use in place of cotton balls as payback for the King eating said cotton balls.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story in which the King swallows the entire [[whatsit]] pile.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad calls the King "stinkwad" after finding out his middle name.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King's [[The King of Town's castle|castle]] and steals Homestar's criminal record. He later sets up a trap for the King at [[Marzipan's House]] that causes him to fall in a hole and end up in a marriage to the queen of the mole people; this is only done out of necessity, however, as the King keeps eating the chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts that Strong Bad leaves on Marzipan's doorstep.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad leads an assault to the King. After asking Pom Pom for some combo moves to teach the troops of the [[Homestarmy]], he considers the 12-point exploding rooster technique as overkill for the King; he just wants to "underkill" him. Then, in order to get the King back in his castle and repeal the email tax, he places a tax on Creamy Ding Snack Cakes, which causes the King to declare war.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad complains that the King's party sucks. He also mocks the King's Hello Kitty costume, though the King says that he's only dressed as his favorite candy (Hello Kitty erasers).
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad sends the King flying from a catapult after the King strikes out.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad asks Heavy Weapons Guy to "take care" of the King of Town (Strong Bad wanting to shave half his mustache) but Heavy thinks Strong Bad wants him dead. Strong Bad makes little effort in clearing up the Heavy's misunderstanding.

==Strong Bad refusing to associate with the King of Town==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tries to avoid the King, and finally gives him a dozen eggs and a roll of toilet paper as a bribe to leave him, Strong Mad and The Cheat alone for the rest of "eternity". The King accepts the offer.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is reluctant to spend a night at the King's castle.
*Email [[retirement]] (Easter egg) — Strong Bad cuts off the second half of the King's performance.
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — At the very beginning, Strong Bad claims that he and The King stay out of each other's business.
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — Strong Bad is incredulous at The King of Town being described as one of his "friends".

==The King of Town refusing to associate with Strong Bad==
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad offers the King a haircut, but all he gets is "Nobody touches the 'stache!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King refuses to speak to Strong Bad. When Strong Bad tries to speak to him again, all he gets is "SILENCE!"

==The King of Town getting his revenge==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — The King imitates Strong Bad to get him in trouble for prank calling Marzipan and asks her to get Homestar to beat Strong Bad up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King mocks Strong Bad for [[cross-dressing]] two years in a row.
*[[Revenge of the King]] — The King tries to destroy Strong Bad's castle.
**If the player loses, the King lowers Strong Bad into a pile of [[whatsit]].
*Email [[suntan]] — The King steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and "Animal Phat".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King threatens to slap unnecessary taxes and tariffs on Strong Bad if he doesn't leave him alone. Strong Bad considers that as "ominous".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King makes good on the aforementioned threat, taking advantage of Strong Bad's hobby for checking emails by placing a tax on them and then puts him under house arrest. It is revealed that it was all a trick into getting Strong Bad to take the King's castle, while the overeating government official takes control of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].

==Strong Bad and the King of Town getting along/working together==
*[[The Luau]] — The King volunteers to help Strong Bad get rid of some leftover marshmallows. However, he probably just wanted to eat them.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad defends the King when he is accused of trying to eat The Cheat.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad admits that eating ice cream at the King's castle wasn't so bad (although he plays several pranks anyway).
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — The King co-stars as [[Perducci]], the main villain in Strong Bad's movie, ''Dangeresque One: Dangeresque Too?''
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad compliments the King's attempt at getting into [[Count Longardeaux's Book|the record book]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Immediately after sending the King and Homsar off a cliff, Strong Bad throws down some snacks for them. The King responds by calling Strong Bad a good friend.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad lets the King dump pesto on [[Marzipan]].
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — The King is seen at Strong Bad's house watching an animated [[Decemberween]] special.
*Email [[winter pool]] — The King rescues Strong Bad and Homestar by drinking [[Color flavored|red flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] from the [[swimming pool]] to let them out.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Despite putting Strong Bad under house arrest, the King gives him the right to bribe him because he would eat anything Strong Bad would offer, whether cooked or raw. And whatever may be said about the King, Strong Bad appreciates him for having the mail delivered on time. After taking over the castle, he is impressed to find that the King ate the candles on his candle holder but left the flames, dubbing him as a real professional. Later on, in order for his plan to work, Strong Bad helps the King make his way back to the castle unharmed.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad reluctantly lets the King and [[Homsar]] join his band.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The King once again plays the role of Perducci in the 3rd installment of Strong Bad's [[Dangeresque (film series)|film franchise]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad compliments [[Munchox]]'s tail as pretty cool. He then lets him attack [[Strong Sad]], as Sluushfuund, when he gives the evil wizard/princess [[scorpion]] food.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad lets the King be on his team.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:The King of Town]]

Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 02:35:10 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad and the King of Town getting along/working together */

[[Image:RegalRampage.PNG|thumb|"I bequeath thee!"]]
Though no characters consider '''[[the King of Town]]''' funny or cool at all, '''[[Strong Bad]]''' is usually the one to bully him. There have been few times where they have gotten along, however.

==Strong Bad bullying the King of Town==

*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Bad keeps the King's Easy-Bake oven for 3 months, claims the King is leaving prank calls on the machine and asks [[Marzipan]] to beat him up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad says "You got that right!" when the King tries to joke about his Hägar costume by saying "I'm horrible!". Strong Bad later responds to the King's mocking of Strong Bad dressing like a girl two years in a row on [[Halloween]] by prompting [[Strong Mad]] to punch the King.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad smashes a gold record on the King's face.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives the King a "worst prize" ribbon for entering a [[pie]] as opposed to a jack-o-lantern.
*[[Revenge of The King]] — The entire game focuses on a battle between Strong Bad and the King.
**If Strong Bad wins, then he lowers the King into a pot of liquid butter, which the King actually doesn't consider to be bad at all.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad tells the King to shut up, and tells The Cheat to let the King die in peace.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] steal the King's crown and [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]].
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad wishes that the King was buried in a box full of [[peas]], one of the few foods the King hates.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad puts mayonnaise in the castle's ventilation ducts, and attempts to crush the King with the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] while having the King blindfolded.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad hits the King of Town over the head with a scepter, while wearing a blanket around his neck and the King's crown.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town before getting [[Pom Pom]] to take pictures of him.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad refers to The King of Town, as well as [[Marzipan]] and [[Coach Z]], as "the least popular [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters".
*Email [[secret identity]] — The King of Town enters the [[computer room]] right after Strong Bad asks if there's a sign asking everyone he hates to enter. Strong Bad jettisons the King out of his house at the end of the email.
*Email [[disconnected]] — [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Body]] rebels against the King's [[Municipality]].
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad forces the King (and several other characters he more often shows negativity, namely Homestar and [[Coach Z]]) into the [[swimming pool]] during a thunderstorm.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad cuts the rope attaching the King to a [[cliff]], making him fall.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad threatens to stuff the King (as a [[Decemberween]] stocking) full of coal.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — When the King, along with Homestar Runner, log on to [[The Pizz]] website, Strong Bad burns both of their avatars.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers the King as one of the "lame characters".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad rips off chunks of the King's beard to use in place of cotton balls as payback for the King eating said cotton balls.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story in which the King swallows the entire [[whatsit]] pile.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad calls the King "stinkwad" after finding out his middle name.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King's [[The King of Town's castle|castle]] and steals Homestar's criminal record. He later sets up a trap for the King at [[Marzipan's House]] that causes him to fall in a hole and end up in a marriage to the queen of the mole people; this is only done out of necessity, however, as the King keeps eating the chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts that Strong Bad leaves on Marzipan's doorstep.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad leads an assault to the King. After asking Pom Pom for some combo moves to teach the troops of the [[Homestarmy]], he considers the 12-point exploding rooster technique as overkill for the King; he just wants to "underkill" him. Then, in order to get the King back in his castle and repeal the email tax, he places a tax on Creamy Ding Snack Cakes, which causes the King to declare war.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad complains that the King's party sucks. He also mocks the King's Hello Kitty costume, though the King says that he's only dressed as his favorite candy (Hello Kitty erasers).
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad sends the King flying from a catapult after the King strikes out.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad asks Heavy Weapons Guy to "take care" of the King of Town (Strong Bad wanting to shave half his mustache) but Heavy thinks Strong Bad wants him dead. Strong Bad makes little effort in clearing up the Heavy's misunderstanding.

==Strong Bad refusing to associate with the King of Town==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tries to avoid the King, and finally gives him a dozen eggs and a roll of toilet paper as a bribe to leave him, Strong Mad and The Cheat alone for the rest of "eternity". The King accepts the offer.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is reluctant to spend a night at the King's castle.
*Email [[retirement]] (Easter egg) — Strong Bad cuts off the second half of the King's performance.
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — At the very beginning, Strong Bad claims that he and The King stay out of each other's business.
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — Strong Bad is incredulous at The King of Town being described as one of his "friends".

==The King of Town refusing to associate with Strong Bad==
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad offers the King a haircut, but all he gets is "Nobody touches the 'stache!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King refuses to speak to Strong Bad. When Strong Bad tries to speak to him again, all he gets is "SILENCE!"

==The King of Town getting his revenge==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — The King imitates Strong Bad to get him in trouble for prank calling Marzipan and asks her to get Homestar to beat Strong Bad up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King mocks Strong Bad for [[cross-dressing]] two years in a row.
*[[Revenge of the King]] — The King tries to destroy Strong Bad's castle.
**If the player loses, the King lowers Strong Bad into a pile of [[whatsit]].
*Email [[suntan]] — The King steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and "Animal Phat".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King threatens to slap unnecessary taxes and tariffs on Strong Bad if he doesn't leave him alone. Strong Bad considers that as "ominous".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King makes good on the aforementioned threat, taking advantage of Strong Bad's hobby for checking emails by placing a tax on them and then puts him under house arrest. It is revealed that it was all a trick into getting Strong Bad to take the King's castle, while the overeating government official takes control of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].

==Strong Bad and the King of Town getting along/working together==
*[[The Luau]] — The King volunteers to help Strong Bad get rid of some leftover marshmallows. However, he probably just wanted to eat them.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad defends the King when he is accused of trying to eat The Cheat.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad admits that eating ice cream at the King's castle wasn't so bad (although he plays several pranks anyway).
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — The King co-stars as [[Perducci]], the main villain in Strong Bad's movie, ''Dangeresque One: Dangeresque Too?''
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad compliments the King's attempt at getting into [[Count Longardeaux's Book|the record book]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Immediately after sending the King and Homsar off a cliff, Strong Bad throws down some snacks for them. The King responds by calling Strong Bad a good friend.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad lets the King dump pesto on [[Marzipan]].
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — The King is seen at Strong Bad's house watching an animated [[Decemberween]] special.
*Email [[winter pool]] — The King rescues Strong Bad and Homestar by drinking [[Color flavored|red flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] from the [[swimming pool]] to let them out.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Despite putting Strong Bad under house arrest, the King gives him the right to bribe him because he would eat anything Strong Bad would offer, whether cooked or raw. And whatever may be said about the King, Strong Bad appreciates him for having the mail delivered on time. After taking over the castle, he is impressed to find that the King ate the candles on his candle holder but left the flames, dubbing him as a real professional. Later on, in order for his plan to work, Strong Bad helps the King make his way back to the castle unharmed.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad reluctantly lets the King and [[Homsar]] join his band.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The King once again plays the role of Perducci in the 3rd installment of Strong Bad's [[Dangeresque (film series)|film franchise]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad compliments [[Munchox]]'s tail as pretty cool. He then lets him attack [[Strong Sad]], as Sluushfuund, when he gives the evil wizard/princess [[scorpion]] food.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad lets the King be on his team.

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[[Category:The King of Town]]

Strong Sad and Marzipan's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sun, 04 Nov 2018 15:55:55 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan and Strong Sad in Conflict */

[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|Teaming up once again after three days of planning]]
[[Strong Sad]] is usually one of the few males [[Marzipan]] consistently enjoys the company of.

== Marzipan and Strong Sad's Friendship ==
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Sad is one of the few to attend Marzipan's luau.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Sad gets excited over the thought that Marzipan might have called him.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Marzipan tells Strong Sad she likes his costume.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Strong Sad tries to stay on the phone long enough for Marzipan to actually answer.
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Marzipan films the video so she can make Strong Sad less nervous.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Sad resurrects Marzipan's ficus [[Credenza]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — [[Hyperactive Strong Sad]] asks Marzipan to help him make [[wood-davers]].
*Email [[rampage]] — Marzipan praises Strong Sad's poem about lyrical rampages.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Sad asks Marzipan to come watch ''V.I. Warshawski''.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Marzipan teaches Strong Sad how to paint.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In a flashback Strong Sad was shown to be one of the guests at one of Marzipan's parties.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Sad takes care of [[Marzipan's House]] while she volunteers in the [[Coches Mountains]].
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Sad hangs out in Marzipan's house for Halloween.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Strong Sad in the [[Photo Boooth]].

== Marzipan and Strong Sad Working Together ==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Marzipan and Strong Sad bake baklava.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Marzipan and Strong Sad perform at the closimonies.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Sad helps Marzipan plan April Fool's pranks.
*Email [[environment]] — Marzipan and Strong Sad both protest [[Strong Bad]]'s excessive energy consumption.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Marzipan and Strong Sad explore the graveyard together.

== Marzipan and Strong Sad in Conflict ==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — Marzipan does not return the CDs Strong Sad lent her.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Marzipan asks Strong Sad not to come to the next Halloween party.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Marzipan tells Strong Sad that he was not invited this year.
*Email [[caffeine]] — [[Hyperactive Strong Sad]] annoys Marzipan about arts and crafts until she walks away.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Marzipan is giving Strong Sad painting lessons, and a sign next to them reads "Free Art Classes for Losers" possibly implying that Marzipan thinks Strong Sad is a loser.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Marzipan pulls some "fresh [[Not X|not]] hanging out with you" on Strong Sad.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan says to Strong Bad that Strong Sad was at her house for her bran muffins, not for being the rock journalist. However, Strong Sad [[Blatant Lies|denies it]], even though he sounds as if he was talking with his mouth full.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Marzipan gets angry at Strong Sad for changing her outgoing message and appears to be helping [[The King of Town]] plot against him.
*[[hremail3184]] — Marzipan steals Strong Sad's gardening tools while helping Strong Bad beat up Homestar.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Sad replaces Homestar with [[Coach Z]] as Marzipan's boyfriend.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Marzipan does not save Strong Sad from being trapped in the bath tub.
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[[Category:Marzipan]]

Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Thu, 25 Oct 2018 21:34:42 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along */

[[Image:Spraypainting Marzipan.PNG|thumb|"To me, this is something losers would do."]]
'''[[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]]''' rarely get along. Both have expressed dislike for each other on various occasions. However, there are rare moments when they cooperate.

==Strong Bad's dislike for Marzipan==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad boasts to Marzipan that he will not buy her a birthday present.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Strong Bad becomes annoyed at Marzipan's turn in the story (where she describes [[Pom Pom's Girls|the girls with Pom Pom's head]]) and snatches the flashlight from her to continue on with the story himself, introducing the [[Visor Robot]].
*Email [[spring cleaning]] — Strong Bad [[DELETED!|deletes]] an email asking if he has a crush on Marzipan.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad does not listen to Marzipan's advice to flip himself while tanning.
*[[Sensitive to Bees]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan he would not like to hear her song and tries to criticize her performance.
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's [[scroll button songs]] "The worst song I ever heard", and he groans while she's still playing her second song.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Marzipan's "Chorus Of Autumnal Vegetables" gives Strong Bad the [[Puking|throw-ups]].
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — The offscreen singers proclaim that "Strong Bad hates Marzipan!"
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] claims to be trying to ruin Marzipan's potion, Strong Bad proclaims, "That's a worthy cause if ever there was one!"
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad refers to Marzipan, as well as [[Coach Z]] and [[The King of Town]] as "The least popular Homestar Runner characters".
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad disagrees with Marzipan over the existence of mysterious.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad does not list Marzipan as one of the people he "hates the least" and tells her that she was called because of "legal reasons". Later, he yells at Marzipan for suggesting to make him over into a backyard. He also says to her, as well as to [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]], "These are all terrible ideas! What am I not paying you people for, anyway?"
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad strongly opposes to The Cheat going out with Marzipan.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to steal money from inside her couch. He also leaves a trail of pecan footprints because she is allergic to pecans.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad dashes off in a panic when Marzipan tries to get him to sign her petition.
*Email [[being mean]] — Strong Bad tells [[Coach Z]], Marzipan, and Strong Mad that they suck.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — While Strong Bad is under house arrest, he thinks Homestar's joke referring to Marzipan as an ugly, misshapen stick is pretty good, and he says he'll have to remember it. He also categorizes having to listen to Marzipan's protest song as cruel and unusual punishment.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad admits he doesn't think Marzipan is hot.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that [[Credenza]] can't be in the film.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals some of Marzipan's things while she volunteers in the [[Coches Mountains]].
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — Strong Bad reluctantly mumbles Marzipan's name when picking her for the kickball draft.
*Email [[dictionary]] — When Marzipan asks Strong Bad if he wants to hear her cover of "Glory Days", he responds with an "Aungh!".
*[[Later That Night...]] — Strong Bad says that it's "fortunate" that Marzipan never has many lines. Marzipan angrily responds that sequels to [[The Reddest Radish]] and [[The Luau]] are "just around the corner".
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — Strong Bad is incredulous at Marzipan being described as one of his "friends".

==Strong Bad pranking Marzipan==
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's radish so he could win a competition.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — Strong Bad suggests that Marzipan stick her head in the toilet and flush it.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] — Strong Bad, in his lame attempt to either to sadden or annoy Marzipan, asks that she come down to the station to identify her boyfriend's dead body, while he tries to stifle his laughter.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to change her name to "Ugly-pan" and to stick a couple of pencils up her nose.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad intentionally plans a marshmallow roast on the same day as Marzipan's luau and then steals her firewood.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be the president of a royal society for total dorks.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad hides raw [[steak]]s in Marzipan's treat bag.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that she will die soon in hopes that she will let him take her stereo as a result.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad tries to trick Marzipan into getting cut by a saw blade.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, gives Marzipan a "last place" ribbon.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad gives Marzipan some dubious advice on how not to get run over on [[Halloween]] night, and also makes plans to [[egg]] her house.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad blows up Marzipan's [[answering machine]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face.
*Email [[lackey]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat to steal one of Marzipan's cantaloupes.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable, and then accuses her of eating baby seals, which he claims are the main ingredient of [[tofu]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat spray paint Marzipan. After they get bored with her complaints, they glue her to [[Homsar]] and leave them for a pack of wolves to find.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to prank call Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad pretends to be a candidate for an "Elected Official" so that Marzipan can "donate" some of her belongings to him. He later also claims not to be responsible for the flaming fax machine on her front yard.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — Strong Bad invites Marzipan to join a "[[Goat]][[Names Ending in -face|face]] club" before blatantly informing her that she is ugly. Later, he makes another prank call, saying that all her friends actually hate her.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns Marzipan's arts and crafts class.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Strong Bad tries to steal a money [[pie]] from Marzipan.
*Email [[candy product]] — In the [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] commercial, it is implied that Strong Bad smashed Marzipan's canvas on her head and spilled her painting tools on the floor.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad lets [[The King of Town]] dump pesto on Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Bad implies that Marzipan's butt is so big that it has its own congressman.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad mentions watering Marzipan's petunias with rotten milk.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad waters Marzipan's flowers with bleach and [[Smoking|cigarette butts]]. He also tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on her.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cuts off the head of Marzipan's statue of Homestar, accidentally burning down the rest of the statue and the garden when the head fell. When Strong Bad hides, Marzipan sees the Homestar head and blames Homestar for the burning of the garden and the statue.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tricks Marzipan into attempting to eat The Cheat.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Strong Bad tries to pull an April Fools' Day prank call on Marzipan with the assistance of Strong Mad and The Cheat, but fails because her mailbox is full.
**In an answering message from Strong Bad in 2009, Strong Bad pretends to be "Joanie Allthetime", Marzipan's acupuncturist, to try to trick her into harming herself.
**Another message has Strong Bad pretending to be "Vince Napmaker" from public radio, trying to convince Marzipan to leave money in a bag on her doorstep.
**In another message, Strong Bad imitates an automated voice, claiming that Grody Lab Results, Incorporated has concluded that she is dying and needs experimental surgery.
**Strong Bad invents a new girl character, [[Sharpdene]], prank-calling Marzipan to tell her to bake something for "her" and leave it on Strong Bad's kitchen table.
**In yet another message, Strong Bad claims to be Marzipan's foreign boyfriend "Rongardo Shavemybody", and tries to trick her into coming to [[Strong Badia]] and waiting for a long time.

==Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Marzipan is offended that she will have to stand next to Strong Bad.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Marzipan sings [[Oh Yeah Yeah|a song]] about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all, and when Strong Bad asks her if she likes him, she says no every time.
*Email [[suntan]] — Marzipan tells Strong Bad he has no abs and is weird for drawing some abs, but not pecs, on himself.
*Email [[haircut]] — When Strong Bad brings scissors to cut her hair off, Marzipan says, "You gotta be kidding me."
*Email [[dreamail]] — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks Strong Bad is an ogre.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Marzipan resists Strong Bad's attempts to impress her.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Marzipan informs Homestar that she does not like Strong Bad's pseudonym, "[[Secret Identities#Cara Carabowditbowdit|Cara Carabowditbowdit]]".
*Email [[lady fan]] — Marzipan calls Strong Bad "a horse's twees".
*Email [[senior prom]] — Marzipan gets jealous that Strong Bad becomes the Prom Queen "every freakin' year".
*Email [[bike thief]] — Marzipan steals a bike Strong Bad was attempting to steal from Homestar.
*Email [[environment]] — Marzipan and [[Strong Sad]] protest Strong Bad's excessive energy consumption.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Strong Bad asks Homestar why Marzipan didn't invite him to her party, Homestar says that Marzipan might not like him very much. However, when talking to Marzipan, she will mention that she thinks Homestar doesn't like Strong Bad very much, one of the reasons he wasn't invited. She also explains she still holds a grudge for the stunt Strong Bad performed the last time she invited him to a party. (He declared he had come for the souls of the party goers, ordered them all to kneel before his incredible style, and leaped off her roof. He presumably landed in the cake she had set up in her front yard; it's unclear as the flashback explaining the incident ends just prior to contact.) If provoked by player choice, Marzipan will declare she "chonks" (made-up synonym for hate) him with the intensity of a thousand exploding [[whales]]. Marzipan later gets mad at Strong Bad after discovering that he, not Homestar, destroyed her victory garden party.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan states that Strong Bad is not so awesome while writing an autograph for him. Strong Bad also mentions Marzipan "protested me into next week" after he accidentally dropped a gum wrapper into the pond. Also, Marzipan is seen hitting Strong Bad with Carol multiple times throughout the game.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan stabs Strong Bad with a pencil after he puts Credenza in a wading pool and refuses to fish it out. At the end, Marzipan clearly shows disdain for Strong Bad's movie, including his fast-forwarding "through the eight minutes of educational content [she] provided", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[Career Day]] — Marzipan is annoyed when Strong Bad said that she asked him to talk to the class, and she replies "I didn't ask you! You paid me to let you talk."

==Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along==
[[Image:TwitterActuallyDene.jpg|thumb|"Tell Marzipan how you really feel about her. Time is running out!" ]]
*[[The Interview]] — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks that Strong Bad's baking has really improved.
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] — Marzipan plays [[Cutesy Buttons]], the love interest of Strong Bad's character, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].
*[[Sensitive to Bees]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan end the song with a peaceful trio, joined by Homestar.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad states that "Marzipan would rock" in his different version of [[Free Country, USA]].
*Email [[flashback]] — Marzipan congratulates Strong Bad for the 100th email.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad thanks Marzipan for the stuff he thought she gave him.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Marzipan says that the chemicals Strong Bad put into the pool are "doing wonders" for her hair.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan host a shopping channel together.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers Marzipan one of the "good characters".
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad actually follows Marzipan's advice to take what he usually does and give it eco-friendly names.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad attempts to save Marzipan from a rabid The Cheat.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Marzipan organizes a protest to free Strong Bad from house arrest.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan plays [[Sultry Buttons]], Dangeresque's ex-girlfriend. She says that she's glad to play a more interesting character "instead of that ditsy blond."
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad confesses liking Marzipan better as the [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Lady Crate Ape]].
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad hands Marzipan and the others (Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat) hot chocolate, which Marzipan calls "a wonderful byproduct of [Strong Bad's] parole".
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Marzipan lends Strong Bad some garden tools to beat up Homestar. Strong Bad thanks her and she replies "Always happy to help!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Bad leaves a message on Marzipan's answering machine asking her for approval on a sequel song to [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*[[@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad made a tweet listing prank ideas for Marzipan's answering machine, one of which is scribbled over, reading "Tell Marzipan how you really feel about her. Time is running out!"

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Thu, 25 Oct 2018 21:30:28 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad */

[[Image:Spraypainting Marzipan.PNG|thumb|"To me, this is something losers would do."]]
'''[[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]]''' rarely get along. Both have expressed dislike for each other on various occasions. However, there are rare moments when they cooperate.

==Strong Bad's dislike for Marzipan==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad boasts to Marzipan that he will not buy her a birthday present.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Strong Bad becomes annoyed at Marzipan's turn in the story (where she describes [[Pom Pom's Girls|the girls with Pom Pom's head]]) and snatches the flashlight from her to continue on with the story himself, introducing the [[Visor Robot]].
*Email [[spring cleaning]] — Strong Bad [[DELETED!|deletes]] an email asking if he has a crush on Marzipan.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad does not listen to Marzipan's advice to flip himself while tanning.
*[[Sensitive to Bees]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan he would not like to hear her song and tries to criticize her performance.
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's [[scroll button songs]] "The worst song I ever heard", and he groans while she's still playing her second song.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Marzipan's "Chorus Of Autumnal Vegetables" gives Strong Bad the [[Puking|throw-ups]].
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — The offscreen singers proclaim that "Strong Bad hates Marzipan!"
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] claims to be trying to ruin Marzipan's potion, Strong Bad proclaims, "That's a worthy cause if ever there was one!"
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad refers to Marzipan, as well as [[Coach Z]] and [[The King of Town]] as "The least popular Homestar Runner characters".
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad disagrees with Marzipan over the existence of mysterious.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad does not list Marzipan as one of the people he "hates the least" and tells her that she was called because of "legal reasons". Later, he yells at Marzipan for suggesting to make him over into a backyard. He also says to her, as well as to [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]], "These are all terrible ideas! What am I not paying you people for, anyway?"
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad strongly opposes to The Cheat going out with Marzipan.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to steal money from inside her couch. He also leaves a trail of pecan footprints because she is allergic to pecans.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad dashes off in a panic when Marzipan tries to get him to sign her petition.
*Email [[being mean]] — Strong Bad tells [[Coach Z]], Marzipan, and Strong Mad that they suck.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — While Strong Bad is under house arrest, he thinks Homestar's joke referring to Marzipan as an ugly, misshapen stick is pretty good, and he says he'll have to remember it. He also categorizes having to listen to Marzipan's protest song as cruel and unusual punishment.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad admits he doesn't think Marzipan is hot.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that [[Credenza]] can't be in the film.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals some of Marzipan's things while she volunteers in the [[Coches Mountains]].
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — Strong Bad reluctantly mumbles Marzipan's name when picking her for the kickball draft.
*Email [[dictionary]] — When Marzipan asks Strong Bad if he wants to hear her cover of "Glory Days", he responds with an "Aungh!".
*[[Later That Night...]] — Strong Bad says that it's "fortunate" that Marzipan never has many lines. Marzipan angrily responds that sequels to [[The Reddest Radish]] and [[The Luau]] are "just around the corner".
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — Strong Bad is incredulous at Marzipan being described as one of his "friends".

==Strong Bad pranking Marzipan==
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's radish so he could win a competition.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — Strong Bad suggests that Marzipan stick her head in the toilet and flush it.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] — Strong Bad, in his lame attempt to either to sadden or annoy Marzipan, asks that she come down to the station to identify her boyfriend's dead body, while he tries to stifle his laughter.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to change her name to "Ugly-pan" and to stick a couple of pencils up her nose.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad intentionally plans a marshmallow roast on the same day as Marzipan's luau and then steals her firewood.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be the president of a royal society for total dorks.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad hides raw [[steak]]s in Marzipan's treat bag.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that she will die soon in hopes that she will let him take her stereo as a result.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad tries to trick Marzipan into getting cut by a saw blade.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, gives Marzipan a "last place" ribbon.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad gives Marzipan some dubious advice on how not to get run over on [[Halloween]] night, and also makes plans to [[egg]] her house.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad blows up Marzipan's [[answering machine]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face.
*Email [[lackey]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat to steal one of Marzipan's cantaloupes.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable, and then accuses her of eating baby seals, which he claims are the main ingredient of [[tofu]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat spray paint Marzipan. After they get bored with her complaints, they glue her to [[Homsar]] and leave them for a pack of wolves to find.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to prank call Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad pretends to be a candidate for an "Elected Official" so that Marzipan can "donate" some of her belongings to him. He later also claims not to be responsible for the flaming fax machine on her front yard.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — Strong Bad invites Marzipan to join a "[[Goat]][[Names Ending in -face|face]] club" before blatantly informing her that she is ugly. Later, he makes another prank call, saying that all her friends actually hate her.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns Marzipan's arts and crafts class.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Strong Bad tries to steal a money [[pie]] from Marzipan.
*Email [[candy product]] — In the [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] commercial, it is implied that Strong Bad smashed Marzipan's canvas on her head and spilled her painting tools on the floor.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad lets [[The King of Town]] dump pesto on Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Bad implies that Marzipan's butt is so big that it has its own congressman.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad mentions watering Marzipan's petunias with rotten milk.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad waters Marzipan's flowers with bleach and [[Smoking|cigarette butts]]. He also tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on her.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cuts off the head of Marzipan's statue of Homestar, accidentally burning down the rest of the statue and the garden when the head fell. When Strong Bad hides, Marzipan sees the Homestar head and blames Homestar for the burning of the garden and the statue.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tricks Marzipan into attempting to eat The Cheat.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Strong Bad tries to pull an April Fools' Day prank call on Marzipan with the assistance of Strong Mad and The Cheat, but fails because her mailbox is full.
**In an answering message from Strong Bad in 2009, Strong Bad pretends to be "Joanie Allthetime", Marzipan's acupuncturist, to try to trick her into harming herself.
**Another message has Strong Bad pretending to be "Vince Napmaker" from public radio, trying to convince Marzipan to leave money in a bag on her doorstep.
**In another message, Strong Bad imitates an automated voice, claiming that Grody Lab Results, Incorporated has concluded that she is dying and needs experimental surgery.
**Strong Bad invents a new girl character, [[Sharpdene]], prank-calling Marzipan to tell her to bake something for "her" and leave it on Strong Bad's kitchen table.
**In yet another message, Strong Bad claims to be Marzipan's foreign boyfriend "Rongardo Shavemybody", and tries to trick her into coming to [[Strong Badia]] and waiting for a long time.

==Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Marzipan is offended that she will have to stand next to Strong Bad.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Marzipan sings [[Oh Yeah Yeah|a song]] about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all, and when Strong Bad asks her if she likes him, she says no every time.
*Email [[suntan]] — Marzipan tells Strong Bad he has no abs and is weird for drawing some abs, but not pecs, on himself.
*Email [[haircut]] — When Strong Bad brings scissors to cut her hair off, Marzipan says, "You gotta be kidding me."
*Email [[dreamail]] — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks Strong Bad is an ogre.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Marzipan resists Strong Bad's attempts to impress her.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Marzipan informs Homestar that she does not like Strong Bad's pseudonym, "[[Secret Identities#Cara Carabowditbowdit|Cara Carabowditbowdit]]".
*Email [[lady fan]] — Marzipan calls Strong Bad "a horse's twees".
*Email [[senior prom]] — Marzipan gets jealous that Strong Bad becomes the Prom Queen "every freakin' year".
*Email [[bike thief]] — Marzipan steals a bike Strong Bad was attempting to steal from Homestar.
*Email [[environment]] — Marzipan and [[Strong Sad]] protest Strong Bad's excessive energy consumption.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Strong Bad asks Homestar why Marzipan didn't invite him to her party, Homestar says that Marzipan might not like him very much. However, when talking to Marzipan, she will mention that she thinks Homestar doesn't like Strong Bad very much, one of the reasons he wasn't invited. She also explains she still holds a grudge for the stunt Strong Bad performed the last time she invited him to a party. (He declared he had come for the souls of the party goers, ordered them all to kneel before his incredible style, and leaped off her roof. He presumably landed in the cake she had set up in her front yard; it's unclear as the flashback explaining the incident ends just prior to contact.) If provoked by player choice, Marzipan will declare she "chonks" (made-up synonym for hate) him with the intensity of a thousand exploding [[whales]]. Marzipan later gets mad at Strong Bad after discovering that he, not Homestar, destroyed her victory garden party.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan states that Strong Bad is not so awesome while writing an autograph for him. Strong Bad also mentions Marzipan "protested me into next week" after he accidentally dropped a gum wrapper into the pond. Also, Marzipan is seen hitting Strong Bad with Carol multiple times throughout the game.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan stabs Strong Bad with a pencil after he puts Credenza in a wading pool and refuses to fish it out. At the end, Marzipan clearly shows disdain for Strong Bad's movie, including his fast-forwarding "through the eight minutes of educational content [she] provided", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[Career Day]] — Marzipan is annoyed when Strong Bad said that she asked him to talk to the class, and she replies "I didn't ask you! You paid me to let you talk."

==Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along==
[[Image:TwitterActuallyDene.jpg|thumb|"Tell Marzipan how you really feel about her. Time is running out!" ]]
*[[The Interview]] — According to Homestar, Marzipan thinks that Strong Bad's baking has really improved.
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] — Marzipan plays [[Cutesy Buttons]], the love interest of Strong Bad's character, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].
*[[Sensitive to Bees]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan end the song with a peaceful trio, joined by Homestar.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad states that "Marzipan would rock" in his different version of [[Free Country, USA]].
*Email [[flashback]] — Marzipan congratulates Strong Bad for the 100th email.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad thanks Marzipan for the stuff he thought she gave him.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Marzipan says that the chemicals Strong Bad put into the pool are "doing wonders" for her hair.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad and Marzipan host a shopping channel together.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers Marzipan one of the "good characters".
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad actually follows Marzipan's advice to take what he usually does and give it eco-friendly names.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad attempts to save Marzipan from a rabid The Cheat.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Marzipan organizes a protest to free Strong Bad from house arrest.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan plays [[Sultry Buttons]], Dangeresque's ex-girlfriend. She says that she's glad to play a more interesting character "instead of that ditsy blond."
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad hands Marzipan and the others (Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat) hot chocolate, which Marzipan calls "a wonderful byproduct of [Strong Bad's] parole".
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Marzipan lends Strong Bad some garden tools to beat up Homestar. Strong Bad thanks her and she replies "Always happy to help!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Bad leaves a message on Marzipan's answering machine asking her for approval on a sequel song to [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*[[@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad made a tweet listing prank ideas for Marzipan's answering machine, one of which is scribbled over, reading "Tell Marzipan how you really feel about her. Time is running out!"

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

The King of Town

DarthWill3 — Thu, 25 Oct 2018 21:26:31 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Variations */

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}} {{for|title|King of Town (title)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''', self-nicknamed the "KOT", is a very rich man and the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]], though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard, though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that his head is completely covered in white hair or fur; there were patches of pink flesh visible from where Strong Bad ripped parts of his beard off (presumably as payback for the King of Town having eaten all of Strong Bad's cotton balls). He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

The King's middle name is [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]], and it is a very sensitive subject for him as he only told [[Marzipan]] about it. However, after Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] called him names with the word "wad" in them, the King believed Marzipan told them his secret and threatened to reveal one of hers, a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 1|cosmetic surgery procedure]] nobody else knew about. Marzipan's surgery later was used in advertisements by the doctor who performed it, but it was not known if the King was responsible for that.

One of the King's main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him, even [[Eating Non-Food Items|things that people would not consider edible]] like [[secret recipes|deodorant]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|electric holiday decorations]], and [[Most In the Graveyard|erasers]]. In fact, it is more difficult to find something the King would ''not'' consume. More specifically, there are two things that the King does not desire to consume. One is [[The Cheat]], who lives in a charcoal grill in his backyard. The other is [[peas]], and the King despises them to the point where he does not like anything containing them (as illustrated when Strong Bad and The Cheat [[TrogdorCon '97|threw pea soup at him]]). One thing the King could not bring himself to eat for quite some time was [[whatsit]], an aversion that he finally conquered in [[fan club]], when he ate [[The Poopsmith]]'s whatsit pile; he had been working toward that with The Poopsmith once before when [[The Virus]] caused him to be transported to a glitched [[Teen Girl Squad]] page, where he was slapped in the face [[nine times]] by a deformed [[The Ugly One]]. His favorite food is [[butter]], but he also has "several hundred culinary weaknesses" in addition to that such as [[chocolate]], as he revealed in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, the King's health is in question. For example, in [[record book]], he had several heart attacks after ingesting a giant pile of table salt, earning him the title "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result. It is also implied several times throughout the years that the King's favorite holiday is [[Thanksgiving]], largely because of the holiday being associated with food. In fact, in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], the King's desire for it to be Thanksgiving is a plot point.

[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]
The King employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons he does not care to disclose) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is believed to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized reseller of [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] merchandise, as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether the King has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "King", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace", as could be interpreted from his character video. In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town, including one known as "[[Onion Bubs|Onion]] King of Town", although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], who angrily leaves due to the ''current'' King eating the mayo off his egg salad, ([[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] seems to miss Original Bubs, though) so Strong Bad may have been lying about the other Kings of Town as well. It is revealed in [[Strong Badia the Free]] that he hates his job, so much that he tricks [[Strong Bad]] into taking over his castle while getting his [[House of the Brothers Strong|house]]. A short time later in the game, he is tricked into retaking his throne.

Although the King wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in Strong Badia the Free.

The King can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]], it is implied that the King has been [[Odd Marriages|married to a bowl of]] [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary. Alternately, he may instead be married to Brunswick stew as a ''concept'', which would be considerably easier on his love life since it's highly unlikely his wife would make it past the appetizer course of the wedding dinner otherwise.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[House of the Brothers Strong]] ''(briefly)''
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed the King was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", Strong Bad claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him. (However, Strong Bad [[History according to Strong Bad|is known for his lack of a proper memory]] regarding these things.)
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the King possesses either powers of teleportation or skills as a ninja, as he can appear and disappear in a puff of smoke without any sign of him, even when standing in an open field.

==Food==
:''Main article: [[The King of Town's Food]]''

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[The Cheat and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[The King of Town and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[Perducci]] (From [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Munchox]] ([[8-Bit is Enough]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])
*[[Xing Town]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]]
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]]
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]]
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]]
*[[Wikipedia:List of Cluedo characters|Colonel Mustard]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Year Without a Santa Claus|Heat Miser]] in [[Which Ween Costumes?]]
*[[Wikipedia:Ram Man|Ram Man]] in [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
*[[Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Devil's Tower Mashed Potatoes]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
*[[Wikipedia:Scrubbing Bubbles|Scrubbing Bubbles]] in [[Later That Night...]]
*Alice from the "[[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Don't Come Around Here No More]]" video in [[Haunted Photo Booth]]

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sat, 13 Oct 2018 15:39:33 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad bullying the King of Town */

[[Image:RegalRampage.PNG|thumb|"I bequeath thee!"]]
Though no characters consider '''[[the King of Town]]''' funny or cool at all, '''[[Strong Bad]]''' is usually the one to bully him. There have been few times where they have gotten along, however.

==Strong Bad bullying the King of Town==

*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Bad keeps the King's Easy-Bake oven for 3 months, claims the King is leaving prank calls on the machine and asks [[Marzipan]] to beat him up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Bad says "You got that right!" when the King tries to joke about his Hägar costume by saying "I'm horrible!". Strong Bad later responds to the King's mocking of Strong Bad dressing like a girl two years in a row on [[Halloween]] by prompting [[Strong Mad]] to punch the King.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad smashes a gold record on the King's face.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives the King a "worst prize" ribbon for entering a [[pie]] as opposed to a jack-o-lantern.
*[[Revenge of The King]] — The entire game focuses on a battle between Strong Bad and the King.
**If Strong Bad wins, then he lowers the King into a pot of liquid butter, which the King actually doesn't consider to be bad at all.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad tells the King to shut up, and tells The Cheat to let the King die in peace.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] steal the King's crown and [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]].
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad wishes that the King was buried in a box full of [[peas]], one of the few foods the King hates.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad puts mayonnaise in the castle's ventilation ducts, and attempts to crush the King with the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] while having the King blindfolded.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad hits the King of Town over the head with a scepter, while wearing a blanket around his neck and the King's crown.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town before getting [[Pom Pom]] to take pictures of him.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad refers to The King of Town, as well as [[Marzipan]] and [[Coach Z]], as "the least popular [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters".
*Email [[secret identity]] — The King of Town enters the [[computer room]] right after Strong Bad asks if there's a sign asking everyone he hates to enter. Strong Bad jettisons the King out of his house at the end of the email.
*Email [[disconnected]] — [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Body]] rebels against the King's [[Municipality]].
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad forces the King (and several other characters he more often shows negativity, namely Homestar and [[Coach Z]]) into the [[swimming pool]] during a thunderstorm.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad cuts the rope attaching the King to a [[cliff]], making him fall.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad threatens to stuff the King (as a [[Decemberween]] stocking) full of coal.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — When the King, along with Homestar Runner, log on to [[The Pizz]] website, Strong Bad burns both of their avatars.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers the King as one of the "lame characters".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad rips off chunks of the King's beard to use in place of cotton balls as payback for the King eating said cotton balls.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story in which the King swallows the entire [[whatsit]] pile.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad calls the King "stinkwad" after finding out his middle name.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King's [[The King of Town's castle|castle]] and steals Homestar's criminal record. He later sets up a trap for the King at [[Marzipan's House]] that causes him to fall in a hole and end up in a marriage to the queen of the mole people; this is only done out of necessity, however, as the King keeps eating the chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts that Strong Bad leaves on Marzipan's doorstep.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad leads an assault to the King. After asking Pom Pom for some combo moves to teach the troops of the [[Homestarmy]], he considers the 12-point exploding rooster technique as overkill for the King; he just wants to "underkill" him. Then, in order to get the King back in his castle and repeal the email tax, he places a tax on Creamy Ding Snack Cakes, which causes the King to declare war.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad complains that the King's party sucks. He also mocks the King's Hello Kitty costume, though the King says that he's only dressed as his favorite candy (Hello Kitty erasers).
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad sends the King flying from a catapult after the King strikes out.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad asks Heavy Weapons Guy to "take care" of the King of Town (Strong Bad wanting to shave half his mustache) but Heavy thinks Strong Bad wants him dead. Strong Bad makes little effort in clearing up the Heavy's misunderstanding.

==Strong Bad refusing to associate with the King of Town==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad tries to avoid the King, and finally gives him a dozen eggs and a roll of toilet paper as a bribe to leave him, Strong Mad and The Cheat alone for the rest of "eternity". The King accepts the offer.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is reluctant to spend a night at the King's castle.
*Email [[retirement]] (Easter egg) — Strong Bad cuts off the second half of the King's performance.
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — At the very beginning, Strong Bad claims that he and The King stay out of each other's business.
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — Strong Bad is incredulous at The King of Town being described as one of his "friends".

==The King of Town refusing to associate with Strong Bad==
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad offers the King a haircut, but all he gets is "Nobody touches the 'stache!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King refuses to speak to Strong Bad. When Strong Bad tries to speak to him again, all he gets is "SILENCE!"

==The King of Town getting his revenge==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — The King imitates Strong Bad to get him in trouble for prank calling Marzipan and asks her to get Homestar to beat Strong Bad up.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The King mocks Strong Bad for [[cross-dressing]] two years in a row.
*[[Revenge of the King]] — The King tries to destroy Strong Bad's castle.
**If the player loses, the King lowers Strong Bad into a pile of [[whatsit]].
*Email [[suntan]] — The King steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and "Animal Phat".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the epilogue, the King threatens to slap unnecessary taxes and tariffs on Strong Bad if he doesn't leave him alone. Strong Bad considers that as "ominous".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King makes good on the aforementioned threat, taking advantage of Strong Bad's hobby for checking emails by placing a tax on them and then puts him under house arrest. It is revealed that it was all a trick into getting Strong Bad to take the King's castle, while the overeating government official takes control of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].

==Strong Bad and the King of Town getting along/working together==
*[[The Luau]] — The King volunteers to help Strong Bad get rid of some leftover marshmallows. However, The King of Town probably just wanted to eat them.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad defends the King when he is accused of trying to eat The Cheat.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad admits that eating ice cream at the King's castle wasn't so bad (although he plays several pranks anyway).
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — The King co-stars as [[Perducci]], the main villain in Strong Bad's movie, ''Dangeresque One: Dangeresque Too?''
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad compliments the King's attempt at getting into [[Count Longardeaux's Book|the record book]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Immediately after sending the King and Homsar off a cliff, Strong Bad throws down some snacks for them. The King responds by calling Strong Bad a good friend.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad lets the King dump pesto on [[Marzipan]].
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — The King is seen at Strong Bad's house watching an animated [[Decemberween]] special.
*Email [[winter pool]] — The King rescues Strong Bad and Homestar by drinking [[Color flavored|red flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] from the [[swimming pool]] to let them out.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Despite putting Strong Bad under house arrest, the King gives him the right to bribe him because he would eat anything Strong Bad would offer, whether cooked or raw. And whatever may be said about the King, Strong Bad appreciates him for having the mail delivered on time. After taking over the castle, he is impressed to find that the King ate the candles on his candle holder but left the flames, dubbing him as a real professional. Later on, in order for his plan to work, Strong Bad helps the King make his way back to the castle unharmed.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad reluctantly lets the King and [[Homsar]] join his band.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The King once again plays the role of Perducci in the 3rd installment of Strong Bad's [[Dangeresque (film series)|film franchise]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad compliments [[Munchox]]'s tail as pretty cool. He then lets him attack [[Strong Sad]], as Sluushfuund, when he gives the evil wizard/princess [[scorpion]] food.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad lets the King be on his team.

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Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:30:37 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Homestar Runner and Bubs in conflict */

[[File:Homestar Bubs Conflict.png|thumb|"I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!"]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Homestar usually talks to Bubs nicely while buying from or just hanging out at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. While these two have gotten into conflict, it's rarely personal.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together==
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar invites Bubs to the Labor Day party.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar talks with Bubs while buying at the concession stand before [[Halloween]] night falls.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar turns in [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks Bubs to help find the bug that he swallowed. Looking inside Homestar's mouth, Bubs concludes that Homestar has no pancreas, so he has a fresh one for sale, just in case.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar helps out on Bubs's Senorial Day commercials.
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar attempts to buy paint and cool shades from Bubs, who replies that he closed due to cutbacks and layoffs. Bubs then proceeds to "stick it to the man" and gives Homestar the items free of charge. Homestar later exchanges the cool shades for "something of lesser or much lesser value", which was a bag of four grapes.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon for the funky dancing. In the epilogue, Homestar would compliment Bubs's costume.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Homestar tries to guard the concession stand while Bubs performs in the parade, but [[Strong Mad]] still manages to steal it. Homestar then attempts to substitute a small [[cardboard box]] for Bubs' recently-ripped-off-the-ground concession stand, hoping Bubs won't know the difference.
*[[No Hands on Deck!]] — Bubs is intrigued by Homestar's idea of building a deck and goes to buy lots of [[melonade]] for the both of them to celebrate all summer long. When the deck is finished, the two confess that they both thought that it was going to be stupid and terrible because ''Homestar'' was building it.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar allows Bubs to present the jetski he bought for the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar buys from Bubs's [[baloney sammich truck]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs attends Homestar's victory party at the [[house of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Bubs is worried that Homestar will break his face into an unrecognizable clump if he goes down the [[Steep Deep]]. He later becomes a part of Homestar's holiday special and presents to him a small sled with a pre-printed gravestone epitaph on it, in case Homestar dies from sledding down the Steep Deep.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar tries to be friendly with Bubs about the whole doughnut business. Due to Bubs's offer to Homestar two hours prior, Bubs asks how Homestar's new questionable medical coverage policy is working out, and Homestar responds that it's going great so far.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Puppet Bubs offers to be Puppet Homestar's manager.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z give Homestar advice on making an alibi when Homestar thinks he's killed Pom Pom.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs in conflict==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar and Bubs are two of the competitors in the titular competition.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar briefly questions Bubs's decision to sell [[Strong Sad]] voodoo dolls.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]] and The Cheat trick Homestar into buying them drinks. Homestar intends that the fourth drink would be for him, but Bubs takes it before Homestar comes back. Later on, after Homestar admits he was lying about seeing what was that "thing in a bag", Bubs accosts him for it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar brags that he could get a million pounds of candy while trick-or-treating, but Bubs is unimpressed by it. At [[Marzipan's house]], Bubs laughs at Homestar for getting [[whatsit|"bum candy"]] from [[The Poopsmith]].
*Email [[lunch special]] (Easter egg) — Homestar says that Bubs's flying is fake.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar accuses Bubs of trying to "sell him a lemon".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar is annoyed by Bubs not paying attention about the "good times" and questions him about being an unethical quack, to which Bubs responds that he is "the most quackinest".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar low grade items for either singing a terrible song or giving out the worst Reagan impression Bubs ever heard. In an Easter egg, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|mistakes Bubs's costume as Lando Calrissian]]. After Bubs corrects him as being the "Master of Disaster", Homestar warns The Poopsmith to "get ready".
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar is shocked to hear that [[Marzipan]] is having a date with Bubs.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Homestar a Strong Bad piñata full of broken glass on the black market, which makes Homestar start bleeding, although he doesn't appear to be upset about it, and calls it his "best birthdays ever".
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar becomes annoyed with Bubs repeating that one particular sandwich was "'shaped' like there was a bite taken out of it", and also shows awareness of Bubs's sketchy past.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar sarcastically laughs at Bubs's joke of not knowing about the show, which is currently on the air. He then gets nervous when Bubs presents the gravestone epitaph on the sled.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs both metaphorically and ''literally'' gets steamed to see that Homestar has set up a competing doughnut place, [[Do-Nots]], about ten feet away from his concession stand. Homestar thought Bubs was still selling [[Questionable Products and Services|questionable]] medical coverage before setting up shop, but that was two hours ago. Bubs intends to outdo Homestar at the 3:09 P.M. doughnut rush before and when [[The King of Town]] arrives to buy something, but Homestar seems less competitive. After Strong Bad attacks Homestar, Bubs sneaks out the back of the concession stand with triumph.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — After becoming Puppet Homestar's pile manager, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] betrays Puppet Homestar by becoming Puppet Strong Bad's pile manager when Strong Bad claims the pile for himself.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z throw ostrich eggs at Homestar as he leaves the concession stand.

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Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:28:57 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together */

[[File:Homestar Bubs Conflict.png|thumb|"I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!"]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Homestar usually talks to Bubs nicely while buying from or just hanging out at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. While these two have gotten into conflict, it's rarely personal.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together==
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar invites Bubs to the Labor Day party.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar talks with Bubs while buying at the concession stand before [[Halloween]] night falls.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar turns in [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks Bubs to help find the bug that he swallowed. Looking inside Homestar's mouth, Bubs concludes that Homestar has no pancreas, so he has a fresh one for sale, just in case.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar helps out on Bubs's Senorial Day commercials.
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar attempts to buy paint and cool shades from Bubs, who replies that he closed due to cutbacks and layoffs. Bubs then proceeds to "stick it to the man" and gives Homestar the items free of charge. Homestar later exchanges the cool shades for "something of lesser or much lesser value", which was a bag of four grapes.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon for the funky dancing. In the epilogue, Homestar would compliment Bubs's costume.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Homestar tries to guard the concession stand while Bubs performs in the parade, but [[Strong Mad]] still manages to steal it. Homestar then attempts to substitute a small [[cardboard box]] for Bubs' recently-ripped-off-the-ground concession stand, hoping Bubs won't know the difference.
*[[No Hands on Deck!]] — Bubs is intrigued by Homestar's idea of building a deck and goes to buy lots of [[melonade]] for the both of them to celebrate all summer long. When the deck is finished, the two confess that they both thought that it was going to be stupid and terrible because ''Homestar'' was building it.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar allows Bubs to present the jetski he bought for the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar buys from Bubs's [[baloney sammich truck]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs attends Homestar's victory party at the [[house of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Bubs is worried that Homestar will break his face into an unrecognizable clump if he goes down the [[Steep Deep]]. He later becomes a part of Homestar's holiday special and presents to him a small sled with a pre-printed gravestone epitaph on it, in case Homestar dies from sledding down the Steep Deep.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar tries to be friendly with Bubs about the whole doughnut business. Due to Bubs's offer to Homestar two hours prior, Bubs asks how Homestar's new questionable medical coverage policy is working out, and Homestar responds that it's going great so far.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Puppet Bubs offers to be Puppet Homestar's manager.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z give Homestar advice on making an alibi when Homestar thinks he's killed Pom Pom.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs in conflict==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar and Bubs are two of the competitors in the titular competition.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar briefly questions Bubs's decision to sell [[Strong Sad]] voodoo dolls.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]] and The Cheat trick Homestar into buying them drinks. Homestar intends that the fourth drink would be for him, but Bubs takes it before Homestar comes back. Later on, after Homestar admits he was lying about seeing what was that "thing in a bag", Bubs accosts him for it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar brags that he could get a million pounds of candy while trick-or-treating, but Bubs is unimpressed by it. At [[Marzipan's house]], Bubs laughs at Homestar for getting [[whatsit|"bum candy"]] from [[The Poopsmith]].
*Email [[lunch special]] (Easter egg) — Homestar says that Bubs's flying is fake.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar accuses Bubs of trying to "sell him a lemon".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar is annoyed by Bubs not paying attention about the "good times" and questions him about being an unethical quack, to which Bubs responds that he is "the most quackinest".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar low grade items for either singing a terrible song or giving out the worst Reagan impression Bubs ever heard. In an Easter egg, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|mistakes Bubs's costume as Lando Calrissian]]. After Bubs corrects him as being the "Master of Disaster", Homestar warns The Poopsmith to "get ready".
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar is shocked to hear that [[Marzipan]] is having a date with Bubs.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Homestar a Strong Bad piñata full of broken glass on the black market, which makes Homestar start bleeding, although he doesn't appear to be upset about it, and calls it his "best birthdays ever".
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar becomes annoyed with Bubs repeating that one particular sandwich was "'shaped' like there was a bite taken out of it", and also shows awareness of Bubs's sketchy past.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar seems annoyed at Bubs's joke of not knowing about the show, which is currently on air. He then gets nervous when Bubs presents the gravestone epitaph on the sled.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs both metaphorically and ''literally'' gets steamed to see that Homestar has set up a competing doughnut place, [[Do-Nots]], about ten feet away from his concession stand. Homestar thought Bubs was still selling [[Questionable Products and Services|questionable]] medical coverage before setting up shop, but that was two hours ago. Bubs intends to outdo Homestar at the 3:09 P.M. doughnut rush before and when [[The King of Town]] arrives to buy something, but Homestar seems less competitive. After Strong Bad attacks Homestar, Bubs sneaks out the back of the concession stand with triumph.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — After becoming Puppet Homestar's pile manager, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] betrays Puppet Homestar by becoming Puppet Strong Bad's pile manager when Strong Bad claims the pile for himself.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z throw ostrich eggs at Homestar as he leaves the concession stand.

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Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Fri, 07 Jul 2017 16:20:49 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:Jerkfloat.PNG|thumb|"That's very... overt."]]
'''[[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is a mix of three feelings. Most of the time they are best friends, though occasionally don't fully get along, and sometimes they hate each other (more often than not, it is Bubs who hates Coach Z).

== Bubs and Coach Z getting along ==
*Bubs and Coach Z are occasionally found together at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] having a conversation.
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — Bubs's page says that he has boring conversations with Coach Z.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — The two are [[Alcohol|drunk]] together over at Bubs' place.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z tells Bubs that his "hot cold cuts" were great. Bubs reveals they were actually moist towelettes, but Coach Z doesn't pay attention to this.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — They have a conversation at the beginning; however, this erupts into something of an argument.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the concession stand after Coach Z thinks he killed Strong Sad.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — For [[The 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade]], Bubs constructs a float expressing what appears to be his hatred for Coach Z. In response, when [[Strong Mad]] is seen taking Bubs' Concession Stand, Coach Z says it "serves him right, then". However, in the DVD commentary, it is revealed that Bubs only came up with an anti-Coach Z float because it would sell the best; the two later had some beers together after the parade and there are no hard feelings.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Bubs and Coach Z attend a slumber party together.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z are in a music group together called the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]], and have a good time "rhyming about the cool stuff they do", like "throw rocks into Old Man Marzipan's windows".
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Coach Z yells out, "Oh Bubs! Oh Bubs! I'm coming to your concession stand to talk to you!" suggesting that their relationship is fine.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs and Coach Z go looking for any of their dead relatives at [[the Graveyard]] together.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Bubs and Coach Z watch the [[Lappy 486]] explode in chairs together, drinking [[Cold Ones]].
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z hang out at the Concession Stand with ostrich eggs.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the Concession Stand, which he has converted into a fallout shelter.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in his case and gets him tried as a minor.

== Bubs and Coach Z in conflict ==
*Email [[current status]] — As [[Zubs and Coach B]], Coach Z and Bubs insult each other about their temporarily switched bodies.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs gets all the royalties from his and Coach Z's "fresh jam". Coach Z does not agree to it.
*Email [[narrator]] — Coach Z and Bubs argue about who a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] belongs to.
*Email [[road trip]] — Bubs threatens Coach Z when he calls Bubs "Orange Coach Z", saying that he'll have to deal with his friends "Jacoby (his left fist) & Meyers" (his right fist).
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[the Thnikkaman]]'s secret identity. He later tells Bubs that he accuses ''himself'' of being the Thnikkaman.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Coach Z says they should run the picket fence at [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]].
*Email [[your funeral]] — When Coach Z tapes over Strong Bad's self-eulogy, Bubs glares angrily at him.
*[[Date Nite]] — Coach Z gets mad at Bubs for going on a date with [[Marzipan]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — The arch enemy of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Coach Z) is [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Bubs).
*Email [[winter pool]] — Bubs gets annoyed with everything Coach Z says in the email.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — When Bubs is sold out of sandwiches, he offers Coach Z a $32 napkin.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When the jukebox at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] changes to more classical music, Coach Z tries asking Bubs to dance with him, but all he gets is "Shut up, dummy!" Bubs describes Coach Z as a "big green job".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the epilogue, Bubs storms out of [[Club Technochocolate]] when [[The Cheat]] plays a "Two-O Duo" record.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z split up twice: one when Coach Z goes soft, obsesses over Marzipan, and sleeps in a locker; the other when Strong Bad causes Coach Z to punch Bubs constantly by accident. Bubs, during those times, calls Coach Z a variety of names: "Big green sellout", "wussy, green sellout", "ol' green pole", the "Thin Green Duke", and "MC Green Beans" in the first breakup; "big clumsy-dumsy" in the second. By the time of the second breakup, Bubs says to Coach Z he will "never, ever, EVER, be sharing a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with [Coach Z] ever again! EVER!" Coach Z says that Bubs hates and loves him like a brother.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs accuses Coach Z of being a liar when he is told that his great-great granduncle was apparently the same person as Coach Z's great good-aunt. When it is then implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs' sister, Bubs punches Coach Z in the face.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs calls Marzipan about being unsure about his defense and admits to her that he thinks that Coach Z is guilty.

== Bubs and Coach Z working together ==
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series — Coach Z plays [[Renaldo]], Dangeresque's partner, while Bubs plays an [[Unnamed Characters|unnamed villain]] (later revealed to be [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]) who tries to kill Dangeresque.
*Email [[current status]] — At first, Bubs and Coach Z try to catch Strong Bad after his Coach B/Zubs project. Later, however, they started to insult each other (see above).
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The two go trick-or-treating together, although Bubs is frequently annoyed with Coach Z's accent.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The pair tries to figure out who stole [[The King of Town]]'s crown, by asking the King the description of the perpetrator. They both conclude it was [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] and set out to catch him. When the culprits were revealed to be Strong Bad and The Cheat, Coach Z and Bubs take them back to prison, with Coach Z claiming that Biscuitdoughhandsman escaped their clutches again.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs and Coach Z cut a demo together.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Coach Z said he gave the page of the [[Snake Boxer 5]] manual to Bubs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells all of the weapons on his black market to Coach Z's country of Coachnya to help it deal with the [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z do a rap about [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]] together. They form their own band "Two-O Duo" together.

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Strong Sad and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 17:00:18 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Sad and Bubs in conflict */

[[File:1stepaheadladylike.png|thumb|"That's not very ladylike."]]
'''[[Strong Sad]]''' and '''[[Bubs]]'s''' relationship is generally antagonistic. The two don't interact very much, but when they do, Bubs usually insults Strong Sad, though there are some times when they get along.

==Strong Sad and Bubs in conflict==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Bubs has a Strong Sad voodoo doll for sale.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Bubs refers to Strong Sad as a lady, and doesn't help him unglue his hands from his butt.
*Email [[replacement]] — If he were to substitute for [[Strong Bad]] in [[Strong Bad Email]], Bubs says that upon encountering Strong Sad sitting on the couch watching TV, he would kick him in the teeth and in the grill.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad asks if it's cool for him to take a break, and Bubs responds by asking, "Is ''Strong Sad'' cool?"
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs crashes into Strong Sad's Dusty Novels sales stand with his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], knocking him out of the way. Later on, Bubs runs over Strong Sad leaving a tire track mark on him.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — When Strong Sad thanks Bubs, Strong Bad, and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] for coming to his slide show presentation, Bubs is annoyed because Strong Sad previously told him there would be casseroles. His mood is lightened, however, for he laughs at Strong Sad's getting "moonburned" everywhere, except the part where it always leaves the impression of a bikini.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Sad would do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Upon seeing Strong Sad demonstrate, Bubs is forced to concede that claim is "ignorant, mean, and only mostly true."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs gets Strong Bad to trick Strong Sad into managing security and calls him a dummy when Strong Sad mistakes it for a band.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Sad tells a story in which he has Bubs unwittingly kill himself by turning his concession stand into a living creature which then bites his head off.

==Strong Sad and Bubs getting along==

*Email [[labor day]] — Bubs laughs at Strong Sad's joke about Strong Bad's invitation getting "[[DELETED|dah-lee-ted]]" and says "Three cheers for Strong Sad!"
*Email [[pop-up]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Sad and Bubs play dominoes with The Cheat.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Sad offers to help understand [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] by using a tape recorder that translates the roars to "Don't eat my chicken wings!" Believing that something in Bubs's chicken wings caused him to mutate, Strong Sad comes up with a plan to shrink Bubs back to size with a bowl of kashi, saying it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings. This works, although inexplicably, since the chicken wings weren't actually what caused Bubs to grow.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — While Strong Sad may not be doing a great job at security, Bubs admits that the former looks good in yellow.

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[[Category:Bubs]]
[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)

DarthWill3 — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 17:00:09 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Bubs → Bubs → Angel */

[[Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|thumb|"You're beautiful."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

== Bubs' Concession Stand ==

===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time}'' Box peering guy— hey! ''{finds a Snake Boxer V manual page}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{each time thereafter}'' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.

===Sign===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs' Concession Stand is our one-stop shopping center-slash repair shop-slash internet provider. If I ever had any money, I'd probably buy something.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yup, the concession stand is still there.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know why they call it a concession stand. Bubs never conceded anything in his whole miserable gigantic-mark-up life!

=== When entering the scene ===
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, hey hey! Step right up and trade your money for some stuff!
:{{short hr}}
:'''BUBS:''' Wanna buy something? Everybody wanna buy something!
:{{short hr}}
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, You! With the face!
:{{short hr}}
:''{only when the shipment of Total Load is available}''
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I got something for ya!

=== When leaving the scene ===
:'''BUBS:''' Tell your friends!
:{{short hr}}
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, customator!
:{{short hr}}
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon!

=== Bubs ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad, shouldn't you be beating the snot out of Homestar or something?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How do you know about that?
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your internet provider man. I read all your email!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad!
:{{short hr}}
'''As Homestar Runner, first time only'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar]'' Good afternoon, Bubs. It is I, Homestar.
:'''BUBS:''' Hey there, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' But-but how did you know it's me?
:'''BUBS:''' I use giant mascot costumes to sell everything from baby wipes to tropical cruises- I got a nose for these things!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah! That dancing gorilla with the jet pack totally got me to buy that term life insurance from you.
:'''BUBS:''' Case and pernt!

=== Bubs → Bubs ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How's the fast paced world of concession stand, um, standing?
:'''BUBS:''' Bizness is biz-nasty!
=== Bubs → Bubs → Angel ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you lost weight?
:'''BUBS:''' I sure have! This green stripe here is actually one of them weight loss jiggle belts. Want one?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, no. Thanks for implyin' that I'm fat, though.
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, no problem!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The stand's looking great, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought I smelled carcinogens!
:'''BUBS:''' That means it's working!

=== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.
:'''BUBS:''' Hey man, I've got a glandular problem!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' More like a gravy boat problem...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?
:'''BUBS:''' I suppose you could do better?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head}'' I'm here for all your concessionary needs...
:'''BUBS:''' Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.

=== Bubs → Candy ===
:''The same response is received for using the ''Coupon'' on Bubs''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Awesome!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm, ChocoOpps! ... What the crap are ChocoOpps?
:'''BUBS:''' Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts?! What kind of candy is that?
:'''BUBS:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, why didn't I think of that? Here! Feel free to throw this one down a hole, too!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another box?
:'''BUBS:''' Aroo got it!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
:'''BUBS:''' Here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, that stuff's really starting to stink up the joint.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Funny thing about that candy—
:'''BUBS:''' Another hole?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They're like, everywhere!
:'''BUBS:''' Here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Bubs.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another candy?
:'''BUBS:''' Here ya go!

=== Bubs → Hedge Shears ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.
:'''BUBS:''' She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, these are pretty sweet!
:'''BUBS:''' You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.

=== Bubs → Total Load ===
:'''Before the shipment has arrived'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my order of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder arrived yet?
::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That ''total''-ly sucks!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Any sign of my Total Load Total Body Fitness Enhancement Powder yet?
::'''BUBS:''' Nope.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Grr. I'm starting to question my policy of responding to random spam.
:'''When the shipment has arrived'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my shipment of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder shown up yet?
::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's so—
::'''BUBS:''' Oh, wait, here it is!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!

=== Bubs → Snake Boxer ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Please tell me you've got my Snake Boxer 5 Manual...
:'''BUBS:''' Snake what now?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Aaaaaah!''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, Snake Boxer 5! Here ya go!

=== Bubs → Cancel ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta run, bye!
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon. We're always awesome!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Smell ya later, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Stay gold, Strong Bad.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So long, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' So long, people!

== Strong Badia ==

===Dirt Pile===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That empty hole reminds me of Homestar's giant hollow head.

===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Strong Badian Flag... or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and... Brown. As the colonists used to call it.

=== Shovel → Treasure Marker ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Strong Badia, prepare to cough up your ancient mysteries! ''{digs}'' Whoa dang! Hey, it's one of my cool ideas for Teen Girl Squad! Drawn on an apparently somewhat metallic notecard...
===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia. Population: Tire." Truer words were never hastily spray-painted.

===Treasure Marker===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's one of my Taranchula Black Metal Detector ball markers, used to keep track of where potential buried treasure is — buried.

===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Hail, First Citizen Tire. How fair things in the glorious Republic of Strong Badia?
:''{camera slowly zooms in on the tire}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Very good. Carry on then.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You ever get lonely, Tire? I oughta get you an old rusty tailpipe to spend your twilight years with.

==Cool Car==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our go to vehicle for pretend high speed chases, pretend road trips, and oh so real make out sessions.
===Shovel → Cool Car===
:'''First time'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the shovel to pry open the hood}'' ''{grunting}'' Ahh! Hey what's this? Oh, so that's where I left cool idea for Teen Girl Squad note card! Boy are those girls gonna get something'd now.
:'''Subsequent times'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, If I scratch the finish anymore, Bubs will get all cheesed off.

== Photo Booth ==
===Photo Booth Entry===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the photo booth}'' Whoa, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space... ''{walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it}'' Oh, hi, space.

===Photo Booth Exit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mrhms mhersmr meh?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Merzhe mhr mer zhe megr. Mzhr zhemr merzhsma. Mrhzer zheme rhemerzema. Mrhmeh merh meh zmeh ...
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''
===Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if there's something under— ''Yes''!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So ''that's'' where I left my Data Boys polo shirt! I better stow that in my, um, virtual photo booth wardrobe for safe keeping.
:{{short hr}}
:''{after having gotten the shirt}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin'. You disappoint me, box.

==Whale==
''The whale always says the applicable lines in order.''

:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You can't get ahead until you get a head.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How zen...whale zen!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after getting the full Homestar costume, but before the first race''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please drive through to the athletic field for your bag of buttkick.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You never call, you never write...
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after reading the confirmation of the Total Load shipment, but before receiving the Total Load''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' And now, a promotion...
:'''BUBS:''' Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before giving Homestar the onion''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' A typical [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgad]] can go for weeks without showering!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fascinating!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before the first race''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We request happy green time!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' For a new dynamic, please drive through!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not through with the old one yet!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Would you like monkeys with that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No I would not.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before winning the race''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deep... Deeply stupid.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Special orders can be upsetting.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before attaching the balloons to the heavy lourde''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before putting the Jela-Ton in the pool''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Blubb-O Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seen from high up}'' ''{camera shutter sound}'' What the-?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before Coach Z disqualifies Pom Pom''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The whale gets fan mail? That's my racket!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Will you be my candy-colored valentine?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think so.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Always double-down with a king in the hole.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for the tip!
:{{short hr}}
:''Only in Extended Play''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I've got your nostrum right here.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after the first race''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only in Extended Play''
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Whoo-hooo!

==The Stick==

===The Stick===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{fanfare}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on sticking it out, sticky.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's The Stick! ''{fanfare}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And, that's about all there is.

===Brick Wall===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, pointless wall! ''{high pitched, covering mouth}'' Hi, Strong Bad!

===Hedge===
====Hedge====
:'''Before trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Jeez, that hedge looks like it has been beat about the face with an ugly stick. Not you The Stick. You're beautiful, man.
:'''After trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold, the Flying V! I'd shred up some squeedlies right now, but my furious fists might catch the hedge on fire.
====Hedge Shears → Hedge====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This hedge is the disease... and ''I'm'' the placebo... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of a Gibson Flying V}'' Now that's a hedge I'd be proud to accompany to the Sadie Hawkins dance!

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{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 16:54:00 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along */

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" Strong Sad in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to stunt double him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a waste of fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatened Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad made Strong Sad a bellybutton with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws [[Remote Control|the remote]] at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid crap that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad Ornament "bedazzles" the Strong Sad Ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad say "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius [[Dump]]".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss his mother during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once. A week. For ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a naked Homestar Runner to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as Coach Z wearing a large Drive-Thru Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter Egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join Strong Badia. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his Pretendix removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if you use the katana on him.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is gonna knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's pop-tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an imaginary friend, Scotty Titi. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]].
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].

=== Photos of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad into staying in a deep, dark hole for a few days.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] - Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad believes that Strong Sad can do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Later on, he tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

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Strong Bad and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 03:18:11 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:sbemail79.png|thumb|"YEEOW! Hot bees!"]]

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Bubs]]''' is a mix of numerous feelings. More often than not, they get along well. Many times, Bubs does business with Strong Bad (and vice-versa), sometimes in [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|dishonest ways]]. However, there have been many times when these two have been in conflict with each other.

==Strong Bad and Bubs getting along==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Bubs's elaborate pumpkin a "not last place" ribbon. To this, Bubs sings that he feels so fine and so elated.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Bubs builds Strong Bad a [[Grape Nuts Robot]].
*Email [[boring (really)]] — Strong Bad and Bubs talk about the amount of bricks on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (296 in all).
*Email [[isp]] — Bubs and Strong Bad both laugh together at the high pitched voice Strong Mad gains after he sucks up a lot of bandwidth from one of Bubs's [[Datum Center Computers|datum computers]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Bubs is one of the people Strong Bad calls to his emergency marketing meeting, referring to him as one of "the best, the brightest, the people [he] hates the least."
*Email [[from work]] — To Strong Bad's chagrin, Bubs was forced to put a firewall on the former's imagination to save the company money; he apologizes to Strong Bad while explaining the situation. Strong Bad responds by vowing to complain about his job a little bit more.
*Email [[hygiene]] — In the video, Bubs is one of "Gene"'s friends.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad includes Bubs with the "good characters".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — In an Easter Egg, Strong Bad puts a wig on his [[Lord Quackingstick]] and voices it as though it is an actual person so that Bubs can go to the movies with someone who is not [[Marzipan]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Walking up to Bubs and clicking on him will cause Strong Bad to react to Bubs in a happy way, making them excited to see each other.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad saves Bubs from Marzipan as Lady Crate Ape.
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — Bubs is the second person picked on Strong Bad's kickball team, even before [[Strong Mad]].

==Strong Bad and Bubs working together==
*Email [[12:00]] — Bubs solves the problem of the [[VCR]]'s clock blinking "12:00" repeatedly by attaching an alarm clock to the VCR with [[Duct Tape|duct tape]].
*Email [[unused emails]] — One of the ways Strong Bad deals with emails that he rejects is to sell 5,000 of the email addresses to Bubs to use in his "free weekly spamvertisements". In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 in all).
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] trick Homestar into buying them drinks.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Bubs provides Strong Bad with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs for the latter's vandalizing spree.
*Email [[local news]] — At one point, Bubs holds up one of the "World in Crisis" signs on Strong Bad's news program.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad and Bubs try to figure out what is causing Strong Bad's Internet connection to act up.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad receives his award for best Halloween costume of [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]], one of the people he thanks for helping him to win is Bubs, who is his so-called "producer" and "director".
*Email [[the paper]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad install a new printer.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Bubs, as [[The Thnikkaman]], agrees with Strong Bad that the real-life Thnikkaman costumes are poor.
*Email [[rated]] — Strong Bad tries to get into the movie theater by pretending to be in his sixties and using Bubs as one of his college-aged children for backup.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — The credits say that the special scantron FX were "oversawed" by Bubs.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad put together the [[Contests#Battle Royale of the Bands|Battle Royale of the Bands]].
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] (Bubs) helps [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad) rescue [[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan).

==Strong Bad and Bubs conflicting with each other==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad and Bubs are two of the competitors in the titular competition.
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals from Bubs, who thinks the food ran away because of something he said.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad bashes Bubs on the head with a Golden Record for "[[Everybody to the Limit]]".
*Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad had placed [[Zubs and Coach B|Bubs' head on Coach Z's body (and vice-versa)]], much to Bubs's chagrin.
*Email [[the process]] — Bubs insults Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email|email show]], prompting The Cheat to give one of Bubs's feet a hot foot and to insert the other into an active beehive.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to steal Bubs' fundraiser candy bars. Later, Bubs helps Coach Z take them back to prison.
*Email [[replacement]] — Bubs threatens to kick Strong Bad in the teeth, and slowly approaches him to do so.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad receives a letter from Bubs, in which he is ordered to remit his payment of $3.62 or be turned over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency. Strong Bad responds by [[BMW Lighter|burning the letter to an ash]].
*Email [[virus]] — Bubs destroys [[the virus]] by blasting it with a shotgun, but he also destroys Strong Bad's Compy 386 in the process, leaving Strong Bad devastated.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad takes a job at Bubs' Concession Stand, but he can't take time off enough to end the email (Bubs had already berated him for being late), so he just quits.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad accuses Bubs, his Internet provider, of "throttling [him] down." Bubs counters that that is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says to Bubs, as well as Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan, "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not payin' ya for?"
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Bad suggests that [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] be killed.
*Email [[original]] — Strong Bad notes that ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'' has been going downhill since Bubs first took the role originated by [[Original Bubs]]. Bubs is outraged with Strong Bad's claiming that he was not the original Bubs and punches Strong Bad in the face to force him to rebuff this possibility.
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad remembers that Bubs is an "unlicensed unlicensed" seller whom he tried to shut down for years and, along with The Cheat, temporarily closes his [[black market]] operation down.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad tells Bubs that he really lets himself go. Bubs protests that he has a glandular problem, which Strong Bad suggests is more like the "[[gravy]] boat" variety. Strong Bad later says that Strong Sad could do better in fixing the concession stand with one arm behind his back and a bag over his head, which Bubs states as "ignorant, mean, and only mostly true".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the end, Bubs clearly shows disdain for Strong Bad's movie, including his "nude scene" being omitted, and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Bubs closes his concession stand for remodeling because he has to fix all the damage Strong Bad did while making ''Dangeresque 3.'' He then crankily tells Strong Bad to shut [[Trogdor]] up so that the repairs would be faster.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — When Bubs sees Strong Bad as the Health Inspector coming, he hides from him in his concession stand.

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Strong Bad and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 03:14:04 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:sbemail79.png|thumb|"YEEOW! Hot bees!"]]

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Bubs]]''' is a mix of numerous feelings. More often than not, they get along well. Many times, Bubs does business with Strong Bad (and vice-versa), sometimes in [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|dishonest ways]]. However, there have been many times when these two have been in conflict with each other.

==Strong Bad and Bubs getting along==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Bubs's elaborate pumpkin a "not last place" ribbon. To this, Bubs sings that he feels so fine and so elated.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Bubs builds Strong Bad a [[Grape Nuts Robot]].
*Email [[boring (really)]] — Strong Bad and Bubs talk about the amount of bricks on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (296 in all).
*Email [[isp]] — Bubs and Strong Bad both laugh together at the high pitched voice Strong Mad gains after he sucks up a lot of bandwidth from one of Bubs's [[Datum Center Computers|datum computers]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Bubs is one of the people Strong Bad calls to his emergency marketing meeting, referring to him as one of "the best, the brightest, the people [he] hates the least."
*Email [[from work]] — To Strong Bad's chagrin, Bubs was forced to put a firewall on the former's imagination to save the company money; he apologizes to Strong Bad while explaining the situation. Strong Bad responds by vowing to complain about his job a little bit more.
*Email [[hygiene]] — In the video, Bubs is one of "Gene"'s friends.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad includes Bubs with the "good characters."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — In an Easter Egg, Strong Bad puts a wig on his [[Lord Quackingstick]] and voices it as though it is an actual person so that Bubs can go to the movies with someone who is not [[Marzipan]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Walking up to Bubs and clicking on him will cause Strong Bad to react to Bubs in a happy way, making them excited to see each other.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad saves Bubs from Marzipan as Lady Crate Ape.
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — Bubs is the second person picked on Strong Bad's kickball team, even before [[Strong Mad]].

==Strong Bad and Bubs working together==
*Email [[12:00]] — Bubs solves the problem of the [[VCR]]'s clock blinking "12:00" repeatedly by attaching an alarm clock to the VCR with [[Duct Tape|duct tape]].
*Email [[unused emails]] — One of the ways Strong Bad deals with emails that he rejects is to sell 5,000 of the email addresses to Bubs to use in his "free weekly spamvertisements". In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 in all).
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] trick Homestar into buying them drinks.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Bubs provides Strong Bad with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs for the latter's vandalizing spree.
*Email [[local news]] — At one point, Bubs holds up one of the "World in Crisis" signs on Strong Bad's news program.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad and Bubs try to figure out what is causing Strong Bad's Internet connection to act up.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad receives his award for best Halloween costume of [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]], one of the people he thanks for helping him to win is Bubs, who is his so-called "producer" and "director".
*Email [[the paper]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad install a new printer.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Bubs, as [[The Thnikkaman]], agrees with Strong Bad that the real-life Thnikkaman costumes are poor.
*Email [[rated]] — Strong Bad tries to get into the movie theater by pretending to be in his sixties and using Bubs as one of his college-aged children for backup.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — The credits say that the special scantron FX were "oversawed" by Bubs.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad put together the [[Contests#Battle Royale of the Bands|Battle Royale of the Bands]].
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] (Bubs) helps [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad) rescue [[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan).

==Strong Bad and Bubs conflicting with each other==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad and Bubs are two of the competitors in the titular competition.
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals from Bubs, who thinks the food ran away because of something he said.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad bashes Bubs on the head with a Golden Record for "[[Everybody to the Limit]]".
*Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad had placed [[Zubs and Coach B|Bubs' head on Coach Z's body (and vice-versa)]], much to Bubs's chagrin.
*Email [[the process]] — Bubs insults Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email|email show]], prompting The Cheat to give one of Bubs's feet a hot foot and to insert the other into an active beehive.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to steal Bubs' fundraiser candy bars. Later, Bubs helps Coach Z take them back to prison.
*Email [[replacement]] — Bubs threatens to kick Strong Bad in the teeth, and slowly approaches him to do so.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad receives a letter from Bubs, in which he is ordered to remit his payment of $3.62 or be turned over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency. Strong Bad responds by [[BMW Lighter|burning the letter to an ash]].
*Email [[virus]] — Bubs destroys [[the virus]] by blasting it with a shotgun, but he also destroys Strong Bad's Compy 386 in the process, leaving Strong Bad devastated.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad takes a job at Bubs' Concession Stand, but he can't take time off enough to end the email (Bubs had already berated him for being late), so he just quits.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad accuses Bubs, his Internet provider, of "throttling [him] down". Bubs counters that that is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says to Bubs, as well as [[Strong Mad]], The Cheat, and [[Marzipan]], "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not payin' ya for?"
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Bad suggests that [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] be killed.
*Email [[original]] — Strong Bad notes that ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'' has been going downhill since Bubs first took the role originated by [[Original Bubs]]. Bubs is outraged with Strong Bad's claiming that he was not the original Bubs and punches Strong Bad in the face to force him to rebuff this possibility.
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad remembers that Bubs is an "unlicensed unlicensed" seller whom he tried to shut down for years and, along with The Cheat, temporarily closes his [[black market]] operation down.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad tells Bubs that he really lets himself go. Bubs protests that he has a glandular problem, which Strong Bad suggests is more like the "[[gravy]] boat" variety. Strong Bad later says that Strong Sad could do better in fixing the concession stand with one arm behind his back and a bag over his head, which Bubs states as "ignorant, mean, and only mostly true".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the end, Bubs clearly shows disdain for Strong Bad's movie, including his "nude scene" being omitted, and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Bubs closes his concession stand for remodeling because he has to fix all the damage Strong Bad did while making ''Dangeresque 3.'' He then crankily tells Strong Bad to shut [[Trogdor]] up so that the repairs would be faster.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — When Bubs sees Strong Bad as the Health Inspector coming, he hides from him in his concession stand.

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Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 22:28:43 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad and Strong Mad getting along */

[[Image:Sbemail137.PNG|thumb|"BRAN MUFFINS!"]]

'''[[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad|Strong Mad's]] relationship''' is a mix of several feelings. More often than not, the two brothers work together as a team. While usually Strong Bad "cherishes brother Graw Mad", there are the occasional exceptions; sometimes Strong Bad hurts Strong Mad (or vice-versa), both emotionally and physically.

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad getting along ==
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Strong Bad talks about "(His) big brother and (their) [[The Cheat]]," implying that he and Strong Mad share The Cheat.
*Email [[guitar]] — While describing how he plays hott lixx on a guitar, Strong Bad imagines a band scene in which he plays rhythm guitar, Strong Mad plays the bass and The Cheat plays the keyboard.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Mad's last-minute entry in the contest a "good prize" ribbon.
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad listen to [[Moving very slowly]] together.
*[[Arcade Game]] — While playing the [[TROGDOR!]] game, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat sing along to the [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] song.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Mad (along with [[Strong Sad]]) provides backing claps for Strong Bad's [[The Cheat Is Not Dead]] song.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Mad sends Strong Bad an email.
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad spend the majority of the email together. After the email, at Strong Mad's request, Strong Bad puts on a musical show about a cardboard box. Said show appears to be a regular occurrence in the household.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Mad can be seen dancing with Strong Bad and Homestar.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] — After his computer explodes, Strong Bad feverishly sweeps a few ashes from his computer into an envelope, thinking that the ashes are pieces of his computer that can be salvaged, including his buddy list, of which Strong Mad is a part.
* [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a conversation about tattoos.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Mad is one of the people Strong Bad calls to his emergency marketing meeting, referring to him as one of "the best, the brightest, the people [he] hates the least."
*Email [[hygiene]] — In the video, Strong Mad is one of "Gene"'s friends.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad considers Strong Mad a good character.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Although Strong Bad does not pick Strong Mad first or second to be on his team, Strong Mad is still happy to be picked third.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — After Strong Bad is house-arrested by [[The King of Town]], if you look out the window, Strong Mad is part of the protest rally and demands that the King free Strong Bad. Also, once Strong Bad switches jobs with The Of Town, Strong Mad refuses to let him leave, showing concern.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad races with Strong Mad and Strong Sad because he wants to keep the family together "for heather".

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad not getting along ==
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — Strong Mad ridicules Strong Bad's costume along with [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Bad chastises Strong Mad for incorrectly prank calling [[Marzipan]].
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Mad furiously confronts Strong Bad after the latter had [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]]. When he realizes this, Strong Bad nervously tries to cover it up but quickly takes it back by kicking Strong Mad in the knee, after which Strong Mad chases Strong Bad around the room.
*Email [[invisibility]] — While invisible, Strong Bad can't convince Strong Mad that he is sitting in the spot on the couch where Strong Mad wants to sit. Strong Mad gets angry and sits on Strong Bad.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad in the knee.
*Email [[different town]] — When Strong Bad envisages [[The Stick]] as a "Big Ol' Tree" that would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and himself, Strong Mad tries to add himself to the exceptions, but Strong Bad replies only with "We'll see," to his disappointment.
*Email [[the facts]] — Strong Bad devotes an entire email to explaining why Strong Mad can't produce his own cartoon show.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — In this unfinished cartoon, Strong Bad is mad at Strong Mad when he throws the [[Melonade]] keg on him.
*Email [[do over]] — While trying to figure out how to redo "little animal", Strong Bad sees Homestar dressed up as The Cheat. When he catches him bashing Homestar on the head with the computer keyboard, Strong Mad accuses Strong Bad of hurting The Cheat. Strong Bad tries to explain that that's Homestar in disguise, but Homestar convinces Strong Mad otherwise, after which he grabs Strong Bad by the leg and holds him upside-down and shakes him, causing coins to fall out.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says to Strong Mad, as well as [[Bubs]], The Cheat, and Marzipan, "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not payin' ya for?"
*Email [[being mean]] — Strong Bad tells [[Coach Z]], Marzipan, and Strong Mad that they suck.
*Email [[imaginary]] — Strong Bad said that neither Strong Mad nor Strong Sad are capable of having friends.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Mad is deeply hurt that Strong Bad does not pick him first, or even second.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Nepotism doesn't seem to be Strong Mad's forte as he will boot Strong Bad out of the King of Town's castle if he catches him.

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad working together ==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad battle against [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]] in a tag-team wrestling match following Strong Bad ripping off the star from Homestar's shirt.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all try to make off with Marzipan's radish.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — To help him win, Strong Mad stands in for Strong Bad at one point.
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — On Strong Bad's page, it mentions him working together with Strong Mad and The Cheat to ruin Homestar's day, despite their tattoo plans.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad work together to find The Cheat.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all go on a vandalizing spree.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad is the main anchor of [[Action_Cool_5#Action_Cool_News_5|Strong Badia Action Cool News]] and Strong Mad is the sports newscaster.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad breaks Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[Jail|jail]].
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series — In the series, Strong Bad portrays Dangeresque while Strong Mad portrays [[Perducci]]'s secret weapon and Dangeresque's doom, [[Killingyouguy]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad work together (for a while, anyway) to try to cure The Cheat of his hiccups.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are responsible for putting together the fireworks display.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to help The Cheat fall asleep.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad were throwing broken television sets off a [[Cliffs#Creepy_Cliff|cliff]] when Homestar arrives trying to find the essence ingredient for Marzipan's potion.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad try to make everyone's pants go away.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all work together to try and find Halloween Night.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Strong Bad states that Strong Mad was his tag-team wrestling partner to rival the team of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] as The Jack 'Em Up Kid and his imaginary partner, Gary the Legend.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad help [[The Cheat]] get ready for the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat look for a potential "zombie slave".
[[Category:Character Relationships]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — After receiving the [[Halfathlon]] trophy, Strong Mad as Putchnya Shotski joins Strong Bad's party and helps him obtain the [[scorpion]] food later.
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Mad]]

Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 21:18:57 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along */

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" Strong Sad in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to stunt double him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a waste of fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatened Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad made Strong Sad a bellybutton with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws [[Remote Control|the remote]] at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid crap that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad Ornament "bedazzles" the Strong Sad Ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad say "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius [[Dump]]".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss his mother during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once. A week. For ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a naked Homestar Runner to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as Coach Z wearing a large Drive-Thru Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter Egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells the Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join Strong Badia. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his Pretendix removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if you use the katana on him.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is gonna knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's pop-tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an imaginary friend, Scotty Titi. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]].
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].

=== Photos of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad into staying in a deep, dark hole for a few days.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] - Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — He tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Violence]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 21:04:49 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:Jerkfloat.PNG|thumb|"That's very... overt."]]
'''[[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is a mix of three feelings. Most of the time they are best friends, though occasionally don't fully get along, and sometimes they hate each other (more often than not, it is Bubs who hates Coach Z).

== Bubs and Coach Z getting along ==
*Bubs and Coach Z are occasionally found together at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] having a conversation.
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — Bubs's page says that he has boring conversations with Coach Z.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — The two are [[Alcohol|drunk]] together over at Bubs' place.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z tells Bubs that his "hot cold cuts" were great. Bubs reveals they were actually moist towelettes, but Coach Z doesn't pay attention to this.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — They have a conversation at the beginning; however, this erupts into something of an argument.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the concession stand after Coach Z thinks he killed Strong Sad.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — For [[The 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade]], Bubs constructs a float expressing what appears to be his hatred for Coach Z. However, in the DVD commentary, it is revealed that Bubs only came up with an anti-Coach Z float because it would sell the best; the two later had some beers together after the parade and there are no hard feelings.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Bubs and Coach Z attend a slumber party together.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z are in a music group together called the Two-O Duo, and have a good time "rhyming about the cool stuff they do", like "throw rocks into Old Man Marzipan's window".
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Coach Z yells out, "Oh Bubs! Oh Bubs! I'm coming to your concession stand to talk to you!" suggesting that their relationship is fine.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs and Coach Z go looking for any of their dead relatives at [[the Graveyard]] together.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Bubs and Coach Z watch the [[Lappy 486]] explode in chairs together, drinking [[Cold Ones]].
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z hang out at the Concession Stand with ostrich eggs.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the Concession Stand, which he has converted into a fallout shelter.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in his case and gets him tried as a minor.

== Bubs and Coach Z in conflict ==
*Email [[current status]] — As [[Zubs and Coach B]], Coach Z and Bubs insult each other about their temporarily switched bodies.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs gets all the royalties from his and Coach Z's "fresh jam". Coach Z does not agree to it.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — When [[Strong Mad]] is seen taking [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Coach Z says it "serves him right, then".
*Email [[narrator]] — Coach Z and Bubs argue about who a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] belongs to.
*Email [[road trip]] — Bubs threatens Coach Z when he calls Bubs "Orange Coach Z", saying that he'll have to deal with his friends "Jacoby (his left fist) & Meyers" (his right fist).
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[the Thnikkaman]]'s secret identity. He later tells Bubs that he accuses ''himself'' of being the Thnikkaman.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Coach Z says they should run the picket fence at [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]].
*Email [[your funeral]] — When Coach Z tapes over Strong Bad's self-eulogy, Bubs glares angrily at him.
*[[Date Nite]] — Coach Z gets mad at Bubs for going on a date with [[Marzipan]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — The arch enemy of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Coach Z) is [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Bubs).
*Email [[winter pool]] — Bubs gets annoyed with everything Coach Z says in the email.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — When Bubs is sold out of sandwiches, he offers Coach Z a $32 napkin.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When the jukebox at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] changes to more classical music, Coach Z tries asking Bubs to dance with him, but all he gets is "Shut up, dummy!" Bubs describes Coach Z as a "big green job".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the epilogue, Bubs storms out of [[Club Technochocolate]] when [[The Cheat]] plays a "[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-o Duo]]" record.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z split up twice: one when Coach Z goes soft, obsesses over Marzipan, and sleeps in a locker; the other when Strong Bad causes Coach Z to punch Bubs constantly by accident. Bubs, during those times, calls Coach Z a variety of names: "Big green sellout", "wussy, green sellout", "ol' green pole", the "Thin Green Duke", and "MC Green Beans" in the first breakup; "big clumsy-dumsy" in the second. By the time of the second breakup, Bubs says to Coach Z he will "never, ever, EVER, be sharing a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with [Coach Z] ever again! EVER!" Coach Z says that Bubs hates and loves him like a brother.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs accuses Coach Z of being a liar when he is told that his great-great granduncle was apparently the same person as Coach Z's great good-aunt. When it is then implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs' sister, Bubs punches Coach Z in the face.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs calls Marzipan about being unsure about his defense and admits to her that he thinks that Coach Z is guilty.

== Bubs and Coach Z working together ==
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series — Coach Z plays [[Renaldo]], Dangeresque's partner, while Bubs plays an [[Unnamed Characters|unnamed villain]] (later revealed to be [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]) who tries to kill Dangeresque.
*Email [[current status]] — At first, Bubs and Coach Z try to catch Strong Bad after his Coach B/Zubs project. Later, however, they started to insult each other (see above).
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The two go trick-or-treating together, although Bubs is frequently annoyed with Coach Z's accent.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The pair tries to figure out who stole [[The King of Town]]'s crown, by asking the King the description of the perpetrator. They both conclude it was [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] and set out to catch him. When the culprits were revealed to be Strong Bad and The Cheat, Coach Z and Bubs take them back to prison, with Coach Z claiming that Biscuitdoughhandsman escaped their clutches again.
*Email [[cheatday]] — Bubs and Coach Z cut a demo together.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Coach Z said he gave the page of the [[Snake Boxer 5]] manual to Bubs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells all of the weapons on his black market to Coach Z's country of Coachnya to help it deal with the [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs and Coach Z do a rap about [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]] together. They form their own band "Two-O Duo" together.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Kerrek

DarthWill3 — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 01:53:22 GMT

DarthWill3:

'''The Kerrek''' is a creature created by [[Strong Bad]]. He is named after the sender of the email [[interview]]; Strong Bad liked his name so much he named the creature after him. He wrote the Kerrek's brief initial story in Gothic letters: "''And then [[Trogdor]] smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination.''" The Kerrek appears rather pig-like, with fangs, hooves, pointy ears, and a large horn protruding from his head. His outfit is simply a loincloth held up by a smelly belt. Since this creature inhabits [[Peasantry]], the world of Trogdor, he is a character in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. He does not like peasants wearing short pants, and as a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]], he does not appreciate [[Cold One]]s, nor offers to buy any. The [[Jhonka]] is afraid of him. According to the credits at the end of [[TROGDOR!]], he is "played" by Wordly Wise.

<gallery>
Image:Kerrek_Drawing.PNG|<center>'''[[interview]]'''</center>
Image:TROGDOR! Kerrek.PNG|<center>'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''</center>
Image:Post smoting kerrek.png|<center>'''[[TROGDOR!]]''' (post smiting)</center>
Image:Kerrek_Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''</center>
Image:kerrek_real.jpg|<center>'''[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]'''</center>
Image:Blurry TV Screen slightly undistorted.png|<center>'''[[rated]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[interview]]
*[[:Category:Kerrek Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Peasant's Quest}}

[[Category:Peasant's Quest Characters]]
[[Category:Characters based on Strong Bad Email senders]]

Doreauxgard

DarthWill3 — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 10:56:21 GMT

DarthWill3:

[[Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|left|"Hey there, Mister Strong Bad!"]]
[[Image:DoreauxgardPuppet.png|thumb|120px|The puppet version]]
'''Doreauxgard''' is a [[Wikipedia:Cantaloupe|cantaloupe]] (stolen by [[The Cheat]] from [[Marzipan]]) with a pencil-drawn face and said pencil jabbed through its base. He is used by [[Strong Bad]] to play a prank on [[Bubs]] in the email "[[lackey]]".

The fruit appears in [[live action]] with the [[Puppet Character Variations|Homestar Puppet]] in an [[Easter egg]] in the same cartoon. The Easter egg consists of the "[[Homestar Runner]] and Doreauxgard Show!" brought to you by [[Hollerin' Jimmy's|Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]].

[[The Brothers Chaps]] have also made an actual puppet of Doreauxgard (with a mouth that can open and close), which was not shown on the site until [[Main Page 25]]. Based on this and the fact that he has a [[Quote of the Week character head]], there may have been more planned for this character.

A moldy cantaloupe appeared in the email [[cliffhangers]], but it is unknown whether or not this is actually Doreauxgard.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[lackey]]
*[[Main Page 25]]
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]
*[[@StrongBadActual]]

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]][[Category:Toys]]

Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 02:10:46 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Other References to Homestar and Strong Sad's Conflict */

[[Image:Strong Unortunate Face.png|thumb|"It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! Ooh!"]]
[[Homestar Runner]] is one of the few people [[Strong Sad]] can openly express annoyance with. Homestar also fails to acknowledge his presence due to his ignorance, and even if he does recognize him, he just ignores him like he's nothing.

==Strong Sad's Annoyance with Homestar==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that his New Year's resolution is not to feel bad about wanting to hit Homestar.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Sad tells Homestar to shut up when he embarrasses him.
*[[Cool Things]] — Strong Sad calls Homestar's [[cool shades]] stupid.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — In one scenario, Strong Sad asks Homestar, "do you even have half a [[brain]]?"
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Sad is annoyed with Homestar's mispronunciation of the word "pseudonym".
*Email [[4 branches]] — When Homestar answers the question, "what's two plus two?" with Coulomb's Law, Strong Sad calls him stupid.
*[[Place ya bets!]] — Strong Sad seems shocked by the fact that Homestar thinks Strong Bad won't "[[Death|make it out alive]]."
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — When Homestar asks Strong Sad if he's a polar bear, Strong Sad admits that he picked the wrong hemisphere to drift through.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Sad thinks it would be hilarious if Homestar was "put in a home".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]— Strong Sad becomes angry at Homestar when he mistakes him for Marzipan.

==Homestar Brushing Off Strong Sad==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Homestar cuts off Strong Sad's refusal to climb the mountain.
**In [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]], Homestar also refuses to hear the question Strong Sad wants to ask before the journey or the idea he has on how to catch [[The Yello Dello]].
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Homestar cuts off Strong Sad's ''A Christmas Carol'' quote.
*Email [[impression]] — Homestar admits he doesn't know what Strong Sad says.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — During Strong Sad and [[Marzipan]]'s performance, Homestar jumps down, knocks them out, and does a little dance.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Homestar does not pay attention to Strong Sad's reminder that Halloween night is not a [[Dogs|puppy]].
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Homestar repeatedly attempts to get Strong Sad to stop talking at the end of the toon.
*[[Pumpkin Stencils]] — Homestar states that he doesn't believe Strong Sad exists.

==Homestar Forgetting Strong Sad's Presence==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Homestar replies to Strong Sad, who has been obviously present in his adventuring party since the start of the toon: "Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?"
*[[The Luau]] — Homestar doesn't notice that Strong Sad has been at the luau for "about twenty minutes".
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Even though Homestar stops in front of Strong Sad and sighs several times, he still reacts in surprise when Strong Sad starts speaking.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Since Strong Sad is taking care of [[Marzipan's house]] while she is away, Homestar believes he is [[Marzipan]].

==Other References to Homestar and Strong Sad's Conflict==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — Homestar thinks that [[Strong Bad]]'s imitation of him and Strong Sad is funny and tells him to keep doing it.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Homestar insincerely thanks Strong Sad for coming to his [[Halloween]] party.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Homestar calls Strong Sad weird for involuntarily grabbing his own butt.
*[[The Interview]] — Homestar believes that [[The Cheat]] could beat Strong Sad up.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad disobeys Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar orders a retreat.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar mocks Strong Sad's Tai Chi.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar decides not to buy Strong Sad a [[Decemberween]] present.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Sad proclaims that he does not believe in the message of Homestar's club chant.
*Email [[concert]] — Homestar calls Strong Sad and Strong Bad "so lame" for liking [[sloshy]].
*Email [[high school]] — Homestar tells The Diapersmith and Strong Sad to "skidaddle".
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]] — Strong Sad calls Homestar's craw "unsightly."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar considers Strong Sad a crybaby, to which the latter protests that he's not, merely tormented.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Homestar, as well as Strong Bad and [[Bubs]], laugh at Strong Sad's moonburn.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Homestar insults Strong Sad's face.
*[[Hremail 7]] — Homestar unkindly tells Strong Sad to leave.
*Email [[independent]] (Easter egg) — While working together on Strong Sad's independent film, Strong Sad cuts Homestar's take and Homestar gets mad at him.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Sad first gives Homestar the fate of having inflexible knees, then many knees, neither of which Homestar finds scary. Strong Sad finally turns him into a macrame owl and hangs him on Marzipan's "'70s basement wall." This terrifies Homestar and prompts him to refer to macrame as his "worst nightmare".
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar does not save Strong Sad from being trapped in the bath.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar tries to pin the "murder" of Pom Pom on Strong Sad and Marzipan.

==Homestar and Strong Sad Getting Along==
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — It is mentioned that Homestar loves Strong Sad.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Homestar calls Strong Sad his friend.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar congratulates Strong Sad for completing twice as many jumping jacks as he did the previous year.
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar and the other party guests laugh at Strong Sad's mockery of the [[DELETED!]] running gag.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Sad lets Homestar and Pom Pom know that Strong Bad and The Cheat were hiding behind the fence.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Homestar plans to "watch" a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV with Strong Sad, The Cheat, and [[Strong Mad]]. Later, the aforementioned four characters help Strong Bad with his "unplugged email." Shortly after, Homestar and Strong Sad sing that "[they] really gotta [[Peeing|pee]]."
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar gives Strong Sad some paint and wishes Strong Sad good luck on his "date".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar comments that anything Strong Sad says would make great magic words.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Sad assures Homestar that he is not [[pregnant]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Sad and Homestar hang out at [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]].
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Sad, Homestar, and Strong Bad wait for the gelatin in the pool to "achieve maximum jiggle."
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw]] — Strong Sad tries to advise Homestar on how to cure his craw.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Homestar is the only one of the viewers who does not show resistance towards Strong Sad playing a slide show, and the only one who didn't have to be tricked to come watch it.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar tells Strong Sad that his book stand is the best idea he has ever had, although he doesn't acknowledge the fact that he is badly injured.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad is the only member of the Homestarmy besides Strong Mad that stays loyal and fights back against the rebels.
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — Homestar makes Strong Sad a secret member of his team.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees together.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Homestar inadvertently rescues Strong Sad from being drowned in a pool by mafia-esque cement drowning. Strong Sad says he will idolize Homestar for this.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Strong Sad

DarthWill3 — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 01:40:39 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Fun Facts */

{{charnav|Strong Sad|ss|Strong Mad|Pom Pom}}

[[Image:SixthStrongSad.png|thumb|"Each day we die a little more."]]
[[Image:Babyss.PNG|thumb|Not sitting next to The Diapersmith.]]

== Biography ==
'''Strong Sad''' is the youngest of [[the Brothers Strong]]. He stands somewhere between [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] in height, and has large, elephant-like feet he calls "[[soolnds]]" (which, in the past, poachers have apparently offered thousands of dollars to obtain). His body is round and two shades of grey — a lighter grey from the waist up, a darker grey from the waist down. For some reason, however, [[Coach Z]] thinks he is yellow.{{ref|1}}

Strong Sad's body makes the sound of an inflated rubber ball when hit — and according to Strong Sad, it is hit often. In [[One Two, One Two]], Strong Sad hits his belly rhythmically, as one of the selectable tracks. His head is white and has an odd lump on the top, referred to as a "disturbing soft-serve flip" by Strong Bad in [[keep cool]] (a trait shared by [[Mr. Bland]]). In [[replacement]], Strong Bad claims that Strong Sad might not have any teeth, but Strong Sad was seen brushing his teeth in [[narrator]] and [[concert]], and his skull was shown to have teeth in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]. What's more, in [[Strong Bad Classics!]], Strong Sad implies that his wisdom teeth regenerate on an annual basis. He is usually very calm and soft-spoken, although he has become [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]] on occasion (at least once under the influence of [[Coffee|caffeine]]), and he has also temporarily (albeit ''involuntarily'') become a boisterous [[radio|radio DJ]] once or twice. The phrase "covered bridges" seems to be able to put him in some type of trance, as seen in "[[Fall Float Parade]]". He also has some sort of reaction to sunlight overexposure, causing him to become uncharacteristically happy,{{ref|2}} even if he did not enjoy it (at one point, he actually asks to be shot). Despite his pale skin, he has apparently never been sunburnt, though he became [[Somber Vacation|moonburnt]] on at least one occasion.

Once, Strong Sad's main defining characteristic was his chronic depression, which overshadowed his high levels of intelligence and creativity. He has even been quoted saying "Each day, we die a little more." several times. Lately, however, he appears to have recovered and rarely expresses sadness (which he acknowledges in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] and attempts to fix). His many interests include listening, books, listening to books, [[calligraphy]], safety, being alone, arts, crafts, and arts [[b/w]] crafts. He has outstanding penmanship, often writing [[poetry]], which he then recites at his own "poetry slams". Strong Sad is seen using both his right and left hands to write and play the guitar, implying that he is [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]]. He has been seen practicing [[Wikipedia:T'ai Chi Ch'üan|T'ai Chi]]. Strong Sad also enjoys playing [[board games]], and he seems to enjoy going to science-fiction and fantasy conventions, as seen in [[different town]] and [[TrogdorCon '97]]. He has an [[Strong Sad's iPod|iPod]], and he occasionally updates his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]] from time to time. Strong Sad's highly philosophical view on life has creeped out other characters more than once, most notably Strong Bad and [[Marzipan]]. Strong Sad may have a crush on Marzipan; he has occasionally lied to Marzipan just so he could spend time with her, as in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]. However, he might just be trying to make friends with anyone he can.

[[Image:StrongSad 3D variation.PNG|thumb|"Look at that voluptuous belly."]]
Strong Sad has a love-hate relationship with his brother Strong Bad. It appears that the two [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along quite well]] when they were younger, but nowadays, Strong Sad suffers almost constant [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|abuse]] from Strong Bad. In particular, Strong Bad has quite a list of [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|names]] he has used to insult Strong Sad. Strong Sad has also been the subject of numerous practical jokes by Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and [[The Cheat]], ranging from presumably being drilled a new navel by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] to being used as a [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] for the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] movies, to even having [[what I want|wildebeest pheromones]] washed into his laundry. In turn, Strong Sad holds a very low opinion of his brother and considers him to be a clueless weirdo. However, evidence from "The Secrets That I Keep" suggests that even though Strong Sad insults Strong Bad, he also looks up to him and misses the days when they got along. He seems to retain some degree of brotherly love toward Strong Bad: when the Tandy 400 exploded in the email [[gimmicks]], Strong Sad sincerely asked Strong Bad if he were all right, and wrote a letter wishing him well while Strong Bad was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|incarcerated]]. However, he also stated that his brother's absence caused him to feel far happier with himself than usual, and that he turned Strong Bad's computer room into his tai chi space. He was also eager to help Strong Bad with his 150th email in [[Sbemail 150?!?]], and even managed to provide the background music for Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] in [[alternate universe]].

Strong Sad's troubled relationship with Strong Bad seems to have affected his social interaction habits with the rest of the community of [[Free Country, USA]]. He is generally reclusive and has only a few friends — his [[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship |best friend]] appears to be [[Homsar]], and he plays [[Jenga]] with The Cheat on Tuesdays. Early in the site's history, [[Homestar Runner]] even counted Strong Sad as a friend, and still shows some signs of friendship towards him. He is often overlooked and ignored when he [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|has an idea]], and he is sometimes even [[Death#Strong Sad|believed to be dead]]. Despite all of this, he serves as a loyal officer in the [[Homestarmy]], temps at an unnamed computer company with Strong Bad and Homestar, and even has a [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] held in his honor/insult each year. Due to Strong Bad's persuasion, Strong Sad never celebrates Decemberween; he spends the whole day locked inside the bath tub. Strong Sad also had an [[imaginary]] friend when he was young, named Scotty Titi.

Strong Sad seems to be the most rational of the characters, and often seems to react perplexedly to the others' cartoonish antics. He can often be found patiently correcting another's apparent mistakes, such as in [[TrogdorCon '97]] and [[technology]], or being [[Happy T!|entirely uncomprehending]] of the nonsensical events around him. He was even featured as the sole "[[Bear Holding a Shark]] Skeptic" in [[myths & legends]].

However, there may be more to his story as Strong Sad has done things that are not in line with his usually calm temperament from time to time. He [[rough copy|threw snowballs]] (saved in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad, has been [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|physically violent]], [[secret identity#Easter_Eggs|flipped out]] on Homestar when he could not pronounce "pseudonym" correctly, and had a long bout of maniacal laughter when it was revealed that he was behind the whole [[DNA Evidence]] event. Also, when he was coerced into being the security guard in Baddest of the Bands, he tasered Strong Bad whenever he annoyed him. He also states in his blog that his resolution for the new year is to not feel so bad about wanting to hit Homestar so much, which is another example of his violent self.

*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] ''(briefly)''
*'''Debut:''' [[Super NES]]
*[[:Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

===Sources===
#{{note|1}} [[Fall Float Parade]]
#{{note|2}} [[Happy Hallow-day]]

==Tunes==
Strong Sad listens to the following musicians/music groups, according to his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]:

*[[Wikipedia:Angelo Badalamenti|Angelo Badalamenti]]
*[[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]
*[[Wikipedia:Will Oldham|Bonnie "Prince" Billy]]
*[[Wikipedia:Brian Eno|Brian Eno]]
*[[Wikipedia:Godspeed You! Black Emperor|Godspeed You! Black Emperor]]
*[[Wikipedia:Jerry Goldsmith|Jerry Goldsmith]]
*[[Wikipedia:Mr. Mom|Mr. Mom]] - ''Original Motion Picture Soundtrack''
*[[Wikipedia:Peter Murphy (musician)|Peter Murphy]]
*[[Wikipedia:Pet Shop Boys|Pet Shop Boys]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Promise Ring|The Promise Ring]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]] (probably [[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Morrissey]] as well)
*[[Wikipedia:Matthew Sweet|Matthew Sweet]]
*[[They Might Be Giants]]
*[[Wikipedia:Thursday (band)|Thursday]]
*[[Wikipedia:Suzanne Vega|Suzanne Vega]]
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Waits|Tom Waits]]
*[[Wikipedia:Butch Willis|Butch Willis]]
*[[Wikipedia:Neil Young|Neil Young]]
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]]

Judging from the "[[Wikipedia:Boys Don't Cry (The Cure album)|Boys Don't Cry]]" silhouette poster of [[Wikipedia:Robert Smith (musician)|Robert Smith]] on his wall, Strong Sad also apparently listens to [[Wikipedia:The Cure|The Cure]]. Also, some of his Halloween costumes suggests that he enjoys [[Wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking Heads]], [[Wikipedia:Misfits (band)|The Misfits]] and [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]. He is also known to listen to [[sloshy]], as seen in [[concert]], [[Sloshybowl]], [[Record Store Day]], and [[Fan Costumes 2015]]. In [[Record Store Day]], he not only camped out outside [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] for the band's latest single, but it is implied that he stole one of their records from a band member's girlfriend's garbage.

==Lurking==

Strong Sad has often been identified as a lurker, or has been associated with lurking.
[[Image:Sbemail157.PNG|thumb|Deathly Pallor with "Lonely Lurker Attack"]]
*Email [[garage sale]] — [[Strong Bad]] describes "The Lurker", using Strong Sad as an example, as being "the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything." Strong Bad also tells Strong Sad, "At least <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Senor Cardgage]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> bought something, ''lurker''!"
*[[Senorial Day]] — In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad says, "there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely spring night."
*Email [[trading cards]] — One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s cards is [[The Deathly Pallor]], which can perform the "Lonely Lurker Attack."
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] — When Marzipan is taking pictures of Strong Sad, she says, "A little less lurk and a little more skulk".

{{clear}}

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:480px-Manicouagan-EO.JPG‎|thumb|"The lake head?"]]
*[[Matt Chapman]] has said that Strong Sad is the most difficult character to voice due to how delicate he sounds. If Matt strains his voice too much before recording, he actually can't do Strong Sad at all (which led to Mike substituting for Strong Sad's one word in [[cheat talk]]).

*Strong Sad used to have an AOL Instant Messenger screenname of "depressio222". A fan registered the name, and after many questions as to why the Brothers Chaps had not reserved it beforehand, Strong Sad's IM changed to "depressio111117".
*In [[concert]], Strong Bad says the band [[sloshy]] appeals to "people that went to college." This may indicate that Strong Sad had a tertiary education. This seems to have been confirmed in [[independent]], in which Strong Sad claims to have "minored in holding on wide shots for too long" in film school.
*As seen in an Easter egg in [[pop-up]], Strong Sad's face has a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Manicouagan Reservoir|Manicouagan Reservoir]], a lake formed by a meteor impact in Quebec.
*Strong Sad only has three ribs according to [[Fan Costumes 07]].
*If exposed to sunlight too much, he forcibly [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]].
*He apparently cannot eat Twizzlers brand candy, as evidenced in [[fan club]]. He also spent two weeks at Gluten Camp in [[Weclome back]], and one exclusive [[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|Quote of the Week]] strongly suggests that he is on a gluten-restricted diet.
*According to [[Homestar Ruiner]], Strong Sad's full name is Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins.

== Relationships ==
:''Main Article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad And Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Sickly Sam]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Hot Tub]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[The First Decemberween]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])
*[[Lil' Strong Sad]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[The Deathly Pallor]]
*[[Anonymous Contributor]]
*[[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet Strong Sad|Puppet Strong Sad]]
*[[Trading Cards|Prancibald]] ([[trading card]])
*[[Other Character Variations#2046|2046 Strong Sad]] ([[your funeral]])
*Twelve-Times-A-Day Man ([[fan club]])
*S. Sad ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])
*Strong Glad ([[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Gorbachev]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Vyvyan (from [[Wikipedia:The Young_Ones (TV_series)|The Young Ones]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:David Byrne (musician)|David Byrne]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[David Bowie]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo Member]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*The Fat Kid from [[Wikipedia:The Far Side|The Far Side]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sam Kinison|Sam Kinison]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Wikipedia:Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein|Doyle]] from [[Wikipedia:Misfits (band)|The Misfits]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*[[Wikipedia:Pan's Labyrinth|Pale Man]] in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ferris Bueller's Day Off|Cameron Frye]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*[[Wikipedia:Utz_Quality_Foods|The UTZ girl]] in [[Later That Night...]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"|[[Compy Catalog]] extended take|Mirror:ss_itshere.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"|[[imaginary]] outtake|Mirror:ss_soccermom.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The beige malaise can last for days."|[[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take|Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."|[[Best Caper Ever]] outtake|Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."|[[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg|Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Yeah, I don't think Sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."|[[concert]] outtake|Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..."|[[caffeine]] outtake|Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Strong Bad, did you put Montelbon pheromones..?"|[[what I want]] blooper|Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake|Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]|Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[The Deathly Pallor]]''': "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"|[[radio]] outtake|Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:ss marzipan.wav}}
*{{qotw|"I don't like food anymore"|[[2 years]]|Mirror:ss foodanymore.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, some animal died."|A parody of Homestar's line in [[impression]]|Mirror:ss_animal.wav}}
|}

==See Also==

*[[Strong Sad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Sad Smiling]]
*[[Hyperactive Strong Sad]]
*[[Strong Sad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Strong Sad|Nicknames]]
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
*[[Strong Sad's Room]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch Strong Sad's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_ss.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Sad's character video]]
*[mailto:depressio@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Sad] ([[depressio#Easter Eggs|note]])
*[[HR:sadjournal/index.html|See Strong Sad's Blog]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|Fond Reminiscences]]

{{Characters|Strong Sad}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]

Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)

DarthWill3 — Sun, 11 Jun 2017 01:46:30 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan → Strong Sad */

[[Image:SBCG4AP Inside Marzipan's House.PNG|thumb|"Stay uncool."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Outside==

===Coach Z===
'''Only appears after persuading him to go to Marzipan's House while at The Track'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach! How goes your stomach-churning quest for Marzipan's... um, hand?
:'''COACH Z:''' Not so good there, Strong Bad. Now that I'm here, I'm all froze up! What should I do next?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Still strikin' out with ol' Baseball Bat, I mean Marzipan?
:'''COACH Z:''' I can't even get her attention! Got any idears?

====Coach Z → Boom Box====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you could try holding a boom box over your head for a few days.
:'''COACH Z:''' I tried that once. Didn't go so hot...
:''{Flashback showing Coach Z standing in front of the Gremlin, which is parked in Marzipan's front yard. He holds a boom box over his head...}''
'''BOOM BOX:''' Toys, toys, toys. Boys, boys, boys. Got the toys. Got the toys...
:''{... for about five seconds, before finding it too heavy and lowering it again.}''

====Coach Z → Quill and Paper====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Try readin' some poetry. All the hot lady-types love poetry.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right! And if there's one thing I know, it's how to bust a phat rhyme.... yo. One, two, one two. Uh, yo, what light breaks through that window there... it's-a Marzipan, and she's got yellow hair.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, forget the poetry.

====Coach Z → Flying Rock====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if you want to get her attention, you probably should throw some of those pebbles at her window. That's how they do it in the movies all the time.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hmm, ya think?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's try those pebbles again.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still think those pebbles are your best bet.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Zen rock is now present, and this is not the first attempt}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think you should take another shot at throwing those pebbles at her window.
:'''COACH Z:''' Again?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've got a goooood feeling about them this time.
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooorkay.

:'''If the Zen rock is not in the gravel'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Coach Z grabs a pebble and tosses it against Marzipan's window}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Nothin'.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Second time only}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Still nothin'.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z shrugs}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... those pebbles must be defective, or something.

:'''If the Zen rock is in the gravel'''
::'''COACH Z:''' Yoo-hoo!
::''{Coach Z grabs the Zen rock and throws it through Marzipan's window, breaking it}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Oh, faddle.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll be over... somewhere else.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening the door, angrily}'' Strong Bad, what do you think you're-- ''{Sees Coach Z instead}'' Coach Z? You know you're not allowed within five hundred feet of my house.
::'''COACH Z:''' But, my darling ''{stammers}''--
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Your darling? You just busted my super energy-efficient window! Now skidat! ''{Slams the door}''
::'''COACH Z:''' ''{Facepalms}'' Ahh, whud I do?
::''{Bubs walks up}''
::'''BUBS:''' Man, that was great!
::'''COACH Z:''' It was?
::'''BUBS:''' Throwing rocks through Old Man Marzipan's window, just like we used to rap about in the old days!
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, those was some good times. The ol' ''{raps}'' one, two, a-one-one two.
::'''BUBS:''' They sure were, man.

::'''If this is the first or second of Bubs' three criteria to be met'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Well, I got a concert to promote, plan, and embezzle money from. Keep on keepin' it real, ya wussy green sell-out.
:::'''COACH Z:''' Will do!
:::'''BUBS:''' ''{Leaves, rapping}'' Throwing rocks through Old Man Marzipan's window.
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Emerging from behind the bushes}'' So, how'd it go with Marzipan?
:::'''COACH Z:''' Not so good. ''{Leaves}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Breakin' hearts and breakin' windows... Strong Bad style!

::'''If this is the third of Bubs' three criteria to be met'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Listen, I know I've been hard on you for a while, but these last few hours you've really shown me something. You're still an old-school old fool, just like you were back when.
:::'''COACH Z:''' I am?
:::'''BUBS:''' You bet, man! If you ever want to get the Two-O-Duo back together again, just give me a hollah. ''{Walks off}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{Turns to Strong Bad, coming out of the bushes}'' Well how about that, Strong Bad? I didn't get the girl, but I got my precious street-cred back.
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a washed-up hip-hop miracle! So... about my concert...
:::'''COACH Z:''' No time for that now, Strong Bad! I gotta go write some dope rhymes! ''{Walks away}'' Let's see here, uh... Coach Z... good teeth... lady somethin'... roast beef...

====Coach Z → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... let me get back to you on that.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{sighs}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' useful.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{sighs}''

====Zen Rock → Coach Z====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Beaning Coach Z with rocks is always fun, but I think this rock's destined to do something more... sneaky.

===Gravel===
:'''When the Zen rock is absent'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. From the color of this gravel, and the stank of this fish smell, I'd say Marzipan recently cleaned out her aquarium.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's some stank-gravel from Marzipan's aquarium.

:'''When the Zen rock is present'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think all those little rocks will achieve a lot more in life with a big brother to look up to.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a big rock in the middle of some little rocks.

====Zen Rock → Gravel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Places the Zen rock in the gravel}'' These little bits of gravel need a big brother to look up to. There. Hopefully Zen Rock's example will keep these pebbles from turning to a life of crime. Or erosion.

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now THIS is cool. ''{Finds a shot glass}'' A Limozeen shot glass of Gary Palaroncini demonstrating the hardest chord ever!

===Window===
:'''Only clickable before it gets broken.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This window is usually where I steal fresh pies from Marzipan. Not today, though.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan's windows. You're looking so breakable today.

====Zen Rock → Window====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwing rocks through Marzipan's window WOULD be fun... but getting busted wouldn't.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not putting a rock through that window unless I can find someone dumb enough to take the fall for my high-level jinks.

===Zen Garden===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' For my money, nothing calms the jangled nerves like screwing with Marzipan's Zen garden.

===Zen Rock===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the rock}'' Carefully arranging this rock in my pants will enhance my overall serenity.

==Inside==
===Answering Machine===
:'''WADE:''' Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Marzipan, this is Wade. My name is Wade. Just wanted to say how psyched we are to have you guys involved with Bat-Aid this year. Anyways, just hoping I could score some kind of promo photo of the band, y'know, to put up at the local herbal, coffee, nutritional, food, book... store... yoga, incense. Anyways, be well, sameling.
:{{short hr}}
:'''WADE:''' Hey, Melissapan, this is Wade. Wade from Bat-Aid... heh, poetry. Uh, listen, you got any Cool Tapes photos with just that baseball bat dude in 'em? Those other two... creatures are really starting to freak people out around here, and not in the good way. Heh, heh. Be well, sameling.

===Cage===
:'''When bat is present'''
::'''Before talking to Marzipan about Bat-Aid'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes, that is one pathetic-looking bat.
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' For your information, Strong Bad, that is Pazquel, an endangered and precious Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat.
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are you guys gonna justify this bat's existence by biting its head off, or what?
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' Eww, gross.

::'''After talking to Marzipan about Bat-Aid'''
:::''{First time only}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't see how a concert's gonna keep this guy from drowning in Darwin's gene pool.
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't you listen to him, Pazquel.
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ick.

:'''When bat is absent'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Even though the nasty bat is gone, the nasty bat cage is still plenty nasty.

====Bat Hutch → Cage====
:'''If the bats have not yet been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think these manly brown fruit bats want anything to do with that sickly albino loser-bat.

:'''If the bats have been bleached'''
::''{Has the same effect as '''Bat Hutch → Marzipan'''}''

===The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, you GOTTA stop wasting your time with Marzipan and join a REAL band!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A three-album deal with guaranteed four-point back end!? Ding-dang, maybe I should join the Cool Tapes!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Maybe you should stop interrupting our rehearsals.

====Contest Entry Forms → The Cheat====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, wanna become a rock 'n' roll god, like Whammy Bargeroth?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' If you've got any offers for the band, Strong Bad, run them by me first.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't you trust The Cheat?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' The last time we let The Cheat sign something, we ended up doing that horrible promotion campaign...
:''{A record cover appears for the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie'', featuring Marshie. The song plays while Marshie flies all around the screen singing his lyrics.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Singing on record}'' We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.
:'''MARSHIE:''' Ooooo!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Singing on record}'' Stuck in here with Marshie and we're doin' the Wigglie.
:'''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO!
:''{Record vanishes, and Strong Bad glances around the room}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sings angrily}'' Stop bothering our drummer, Strong Bad!

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They're already signed up.

====Sword → The Cheat====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what you're supposed to do with it. I was hoping you'd have some idea.

:'''If Strong Bad has both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I've got a great idea!
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brings out sword}'' I need a hot blonde to hold this sword for the Greatest Album Cover Ever, and you're the closest thing available.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises. Takes the sword and strikes a pose. Fanfare plays. The Cheat puts the sword away.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I knew I could count on you, The Cheat! I'll see you later at the shoot. Don't forget to wear a bikini!

===Cool Tapes Logo===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the original Cool Tapes graffiti that gave Marzipan the idea for her band. Considering Homestar painted it, she's lucky both words are spelt correctly.

====Stencil → Cool Tapes Logo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a really good idea! ... But it's wrong.

===Glossies===
:'''If Strong Bad does not already have one'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool Tapes glamour shots. Suitable for framing, autographing, or elaborate voodoo rituals. I'll just take one, in case I need to place an emergency hex on Marzipan, or something. ''{Takes one}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll just take another one. ''{Takes one}''

:'''If Strong Bad does already have one'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't need a bunch of Cool Tapes photos cluttering up my infinite pockets.

===Kitchen Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan always keeps her kitchen boarded up when Strong Mad's around.

===Marzipan===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Take five, everyone! What is it, Strong Bad?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Bring it down, gang! What now, Strong Bad?

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm surprised you guys didn't break up after your epic meltdown at the concert.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Are you kidding? Ever since the concert we've had to beat the gig offers away with a stick! It turns out there's a HUGE anti-Limozeen audience out there!

====Marzipan → Cool Tapes====
:'''Before giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you guys practicing for?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' The Cool Tapes have been invited to perform at a concert to benefit the endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat, like ''{shot of bat cage}'' poor little Pazquel over there.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ick, yuck!

:'''After giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What are the Cool Tapes gonna do now that your grody little bats aren't endangered any more?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I don't know, we'll probably find a gig somewhere. There's always a bird or a rock that needs to hear a song!

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are you stoked about being in my Battle of the Bands or what?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm a little concerned about Limozeen's involvement, but as a whole I'd say that Cool Tapes is ready to conscientiously rock the house!

====Marzipan → Strong Sad====
:'''Only available until Strong Bad spray-cheeses SECURITY on the Strong Badia fence'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's Strong Sad doing lurking around here?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' HE thinks he's some sort of a snooty rock journalist now, but ''I'' think he's here to raid my bran muffins.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad covering his mouth with his left hand}''
:'''Strong Sad:''' ''{mouth full}'' I am not!

====Marzipan → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''Only available until Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''

:'''Before giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the entry forms}'' Are the Cool Tapes cool enough to compete in my Battle Royale of the Baaaaands-suh!?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Battle Royale of the Bands? Hmm... oh, too bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Too bad?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Your contest is on the same weekend we're playing a benefit show for the endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat, like ''{shot of bat cage}'' poor little Pazquel over there.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts entry forms away}'' You're turning out a shot at the big time for a bunch of salad-munching, pink-eyed no-blood-suckers?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Yup!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure you won't change your mind about entering my Battle of the Bands?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' As long as these bats are still endangered, the Cool Tapes will stand ready to rock on their behalf!

:'''After giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, now that it turns out those Lithium Algonquin Veggie Bats aren't so endangered, maybe the Cool Tapes will reconsider? ''{Pulls out the Contest Entry Form}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm... Battle Royale of the Bands... with celebrity judges Limozeen?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Pretty cool, huh?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know, I've read some pretty awful stories about Limozeen.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They'll be on their best behavior, I promise.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What do you say, Cool Tapers? Should we enter?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' SHALL! SHALL! ''{Wiggles his eyebrows}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' It's unanimous, then! ''{Fills in the entry form}'' The Cool Tapes will officially bring their pop folk thunder to the Battle Royale of the Bands. Here's our entry form. ''{Gives it to Strong Bad. Firmly}'' And tell Bubs that our entry fee is in the mail.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Couldn't you just give ME the money?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Sure. I could also comb my hair with live scorpions, but that doesn't make it a good idea.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You're right, it's a great idea!

====Marzipan → Coach Z====
:'''Only available when Coach Z is standing outside.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't look now, but Coach Z is "pining" outside your window.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Annoyed}'' Don't remind me. I KNEW that autographed picture was a bad idea.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Should I go out and, uh, rough him up? Please?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I think if we just ignore him, he'll go away.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure you don't want me to give Coach Z the old heave-ho?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That'd just encourage him.

====Marzipan → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stay uncool.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You know it!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I'll let you get back to killin' that cat... or whatever that noise you were makin' was.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' G'bye!

====Bat Hutch → Marzipan====
:'''If the bats have not yet been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, take a look at these guys.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Aww, what cute little fruit bats. They're lucky that no one wants to eat, wear, or snort them, like the poor endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat!

:'''If the bats have been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the bat hutch}'' Hey Marzipan, lookie what I found!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm, could it be? Gimme a high meh, The Cheat.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meeeeeee ''{With high-pitched harmonics}''
::''{The bleached bats fly in from off-screen, as Strong Bad puts the (apparently) always empty bat hutch away}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh my, it's a chiropterological miracle!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' BATS! BATS! BATS!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Walks over to the bat cage and opens it}'' Here, Pazquel. Go and join your brothers and sisters.
::''{Shot of the door from outside as it shakes. Eventually it opens and the bats fly out.}''

::'''If Coach Z is present outside'''
:::''{Coach Z runs past, pursued by the bats}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Whoa, mama!

::'''If Coach Z is not outside'''
:::''{One of the bats turns back, grabs the handle, and shuts the door}''

::'''MARZIPAN:''' Gosh, I guess the Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat isn't so endangered after all. Good, I didn't really want to do that benefit concert anyway. Confidentially, I never really trusted Pazquel.

====Contest Entry Forms → Marzipan====
:''Same effect as '''Marzipan → Battle of the Bands Stage'''''

====Glossy → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan! Could I get you to sign this Cool Tapes picture?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Sure thing! Who should I make it out to?

====Glossy → Marzipan → Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to "Awesome Strong Bad." ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily, writing on the glossy}'' Fine. "To awesome Strong Bad. You are not awesome. Love, Marzipan." Here. ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine, I was just gonna throw poison-tipped darts at it anyway.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Bad, the human kick-in-the-crotch!" ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{writing on the glossy}'' I'm not writing that unless you WANT one of those. Here. ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "The human drippy drawers"? Hey!

====Glossy → Marzipan → Homestar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to ''{overly-ennunciating}'' "Homestar." ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily, writing on the glossy}'' What, he's too busy to see me himself? Fine. Here! ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ouch! Is there such a thing as "written domestic abuse?"

====Glossy → Marzipan → Bubs====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to Buh-bs. ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{writing on the glossy}'' "Dear Bubs. Thanks for all the free recyclable guitar picks, Marzipan." Here ya go! ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks!

====Glossy → Marzipan → Coach Z====
:''{Only available until Strong Bad gives Coach Z a glossy that's addressed to him}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How 'bout one for Coach Z? ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. He's been sending us some pretty disturbing fan mail lately...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just Z bein' Z.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, okay. ''{writing on the glossy, in a very resigned voice}'' "Dear Coach Z, all my best, Marzipan." ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool. I'm sure he'll love it.

====Glossy → Marzipan → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How 'bout one for Homsar? ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' He's a fan?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, he raves about the Cool Tapes all the time! At least, I think he does... he's raving about something.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Cool! Let's see... ''{writing on the glossy}'' "Dear Homsar. Spaghetti dump truck laser beams! Wheezily, Matzah Ball." ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Niiiice.

====Glossy → Marzipan → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' On second thought, skip it.

====Sword → Marzipan====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd rather not start waving my weapons around Marzipan without a good reason. The last time, she hit me with some sort of... pepper... taser.

:'''If Strong Bad has both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brings out sword}'' Could you hold this for me?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Why?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm working on this album cover, and I need a hot blonde to pose in a bikini with a giant sword on top of a flaming car. And even though you aren't really all that hot--
::''{Marzipan whacks Strong Bad with Carol, earning a Strong Bad Abuse point}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So you'll think about it? ''{Turns away}'' Lucky for me, Marzipan's not the only blonde in town.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better not. I don't think my face can stand any more invisible slapping. I wonder if there are any other hot blondes who might wanna pose for me?

==="Thank You" Painting===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're welcome!

===Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the woid, big guy?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' LITHUANIAN?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You can talk to him AFTER rehersal, Strong Bad.

====Contest Entry Forms → Strong Mad====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, big fella. How'd you like to be a big star? Er... a bigger star?
::'''STRONG MAD:''' STAR?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't bother brother Strong Mad, Strong Bad. ''{Happily}'' Hey, that could be a song! ''{Sings}'' Don't bother brother Strong Mad, Strong Bad.

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They're already signed up.

====Bat Hutch → Strong Mad====
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SING FOR BATS!!! LA-LA-LA!!!

====Stuffed Poodonkis → Strong Mad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the grief I went through to get this thing, there's no way I'm just giving it back to him.

===Strong Sad===
:'''Only appears until Strong Bad spray-cheeses SECURITY on the Strong Badia fence'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, teenage lobotomy.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't bother me, Strong Bad, I've got snooty rock journalism to pursue.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can this wait? I'm hot on the trail of a story!

====Strong Sad → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What drags you out to Cool Tapes' practice space, I mean, waste of space?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm covering the Cool Tapes' preparations for their next gig, a benefit concert for the Vegan Albino Bat.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. Slow music news day, huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm also keeping my ears open for chatter about any hot new acts. The Cool Tapes have lots of connections in the underground music scene.

====Strong Sad → Cool Tapes====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How'd Marzipan get two kinda cool guys like Strong Mad and The Cheat in her band anyway?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' She lets them each write one song per album.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, that would explain a lot.

====Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, you're not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And ponies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Chortles}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, about that jacket I showed you.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes?

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
:''{First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not really a tour jacket. It's just a run-of-the-mill security jacket.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe you.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I think you're just trying to cover up for liking a band no one's ever heard of.

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option is chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place.

====Strong Sad → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you're lame and I'm awesome. Bye.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' See ya.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, I'm outta here. Watch out for the bats, Hunter S. Dumpson.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Bye.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See ya later, Dumptake.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Later.

====Sword or Bat Hutch → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the grief I went through to get this thing, there's no way I'm just giving it back to him.

===Window===
:'''Only clickable before it gets broken.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This window is usually where I steal fresh pies from Marzipan. Not today, though.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan's windows. You're looking so breakable today.

====Zen Rock → Window====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwing rocks through Marzipan's window WOULD be fun... but getting busted wouldn't.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not putting a rock through that window unless I can find someone dumb enough to take the fall for my high-level jinks.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)

DarthWill3 — Sun, 11 Jun 2017 00:39:56 GMT

DarthWill3: This is all I got on Strong Sad, due to limited footage on YouTube and lack of accurate subtitles.

[[Image:SBCG4AP Inside Marzipan's House.PNG|thumb|"Stay uncool."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Outside==

===Coach Z===
'''Only appears after persuading him to go to Marzipan's House while at The Track'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach! How goes your stomach-churning quest for Marzipan's... um, hand?
:'''COACH Z:''' Not so good there, Strong Bad. Now that I'm here, I'm all froze up! What should I do next?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Still strikin' out with ol' Baseball Bat, I mean Marzipan?
:'''COACH Z:''' I can't even get her attention! Got any idears?

====Coach Z → Boom Box====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you could try holding a boom box over your head for a few days.
:'''COACH Z:''' I tried that once. Didn't go so hot...
:''{Flashback showing Coach Z standing in front of the Gremlin, which is parked in Marzipan's front yard. He holds a boom box over his head...}''
'''BOOM BOX:''' Toys, toys, toys. Boys, boys, boys. Got the toys. Got the toys...
:''{... for about five seconds, before finding it too heavy and lowering it again.}''

====Coach Z → Quill and Paper====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Try readin' some poetry. All the hot lady-types love poetry.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right! And if there's one thing I know, it's how to bust a phat rhyme.... yo. One, two, one two. Uh, yo, what light breaks through that window there... it's-a Marzipan, and she's got yellow hair.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, forget the poetry.

====Coach Z → Flying Rock====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if you want to get her attention, you probably should throw some of those pebbles at her window. That's how they do it in the movies all the time.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hmm, ya think?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's try those pebbles again.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still think those pebbles are your best bet.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Zen rock is now present, and this is not the first attempt}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think you should take another shot at throwing those pebbles at her window.
:'''COACH Z:''' Again?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've got a goooood feeling about them this time.
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooorkay.

:'''If the Zen rock is not in the gravel'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Coach Z grabs a pebble and tosses it against Marzipan's window}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Nothin'.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Second time only}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Still nothin'.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z shrugs}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... those pebbles must be defective, or something.

:'''If the Zen rock is in the gravel'''
::'''COACH Z:''' Yoo-hoo!
::''{Coach Z grabs the Zen rock and throws it through Marzipan's window, breaking it}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Oh, faddle.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll be over... somewhere else.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening the door, angrily}'' Strong Bad, what do you think you're-- ''{Sees Coach Z instead}'' Coach Z? You know you're not allowed within five hundred feet of my house.
::'''COACH Z:''' But, my darling ''{stammers}''--
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Your darling? You just busted my super energy-efficient window! Now skidat! ''{Slams the door}''
::'''COACH Z:''' ''{Facepalms}'' Ahh, whud I do?
::''{Bubs walks up}''
::'''BUBS:''' Man, that was great!
::'''COACH Z:''' It was?
::'''BUBS:''' Throwing rocks through Old Man Marzipan's window, just like we used to rap about in the old days!
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, those was some good times. The ol' ''{raps}'' one, two, a-one-one two.
::'''BUBS:''' They sure were, man.

::'''If this is the first or second of Bubs' three criteria to be met'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Well, I got a concert to promote, plan, and embezzle money from. Keep on keepin' it real, ya wussy green sell-out.
:::'''COACH Z:''' Will do!
:::'''BUBS:''' ''{Leaves, rapping}'' Throwing rocks through Old Man Marzipan's window.
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Emerging from behind the bushes}'' So, how'd it go with Marzipan?
:::'''COACH Z:''' Not so good. ''{Leaves}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Breakin' hearts and breakin' windows... Strong Bad style!

::'''If this is the third of Bubs' three criteria to be met'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Listen, I know I've been hard on you for a while, but these last few hours you've really shown me something. You're still an old-school old fool, just like you were back when.
:::'''COACH Z:''' I am?
:::'''BUBS:''' You bet, man! If you ever want to get the Two-O-Duo back together again, just give me a hollah. ''{Walks off}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{Turns to Strong Bad, coming out of the bushes}'' Well how about that, Strong Bad? I didn't get the girl, but I got my precious street-cred back.
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a washed-up hip-hop miracle! So... about my concert...
:::'''COACH Z:''' No time for that now, Strong Bad! I gotta go write some dope rhymes! ''{Walks away}'' Let's see here, uh... Coach Z... good teeth... lady somethin'... roast beef...

====Coach Z → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... let me get back to you on that.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{sighs}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' useful.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{sighs}''

====Zen Rock → Coach Z====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Beaning Coach Z with rocks is always fun, but I think this rock's destined to do something more... sneaky.

===Gravel===
:'''When the Zen rock is absent'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. From the color of this gravel, and the stank of this fish smell, I'd say Marzipan recently cleaned out her aquarium.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's some stank-gravel from Marzipan's aquarium.

:'''When the Zen rock is present'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think all those little rocks will achieve a lot more in life with a big brother to look up to.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a big rock in the middle of some little rocks.

====Zen Rock → Gravel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Places the Zen rock in the gravel}'' These little bits of gravel need a big brother to look up to. There. Hopefully Zen Rock's example will keep these pebbles from turning to a life of crime. Or erosion.

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now THIS is cool. ''{Finds a shot glass}'' A Limozeen shot glass of Gary Palaroncini demonstrating the hardest chord ever!

===Window===
:'''Only clickable before it gets broken.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This window is usually where I steal fresh pies from Marzipan. Not today, though.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan's windows. You're looking so breakable today.

====Zen Rock → Window====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwing rocks through Marzipan's window WOULD be fun... but getting busted wouldn't.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not putting a rock through that window unless I can find someone dumb enough to take the fall for my high-level jinks.

===Zen Garden===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' For my money, nothing calms the jangled nerves like screwing with Marzipan's Zen garden.

===Zen Rock===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the rock}'' Carefully arranging this rock in my pants will enhance my overall serenity.

==Inside==
===Answering Machine===
:'''WADE:''' Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Marzipan, this is Wade. My name is Wade. Just wanted to say how psyched we are to have you guys involved with Bat-Aid this year. Anyways, just hoping I could score some kind of promo photo of the band, y'know, to put up at the local herbal, coffee, nutritional, food, book... store... yoga, incense. Anyways, be well, sameling.
:{{short hr}}
:'''WADE:''' Hey, Melissapan, this is Wade. Wade from Bat-Aid... heh, poetry. Uh, listen, you got any Cool Tapes photos with just that baseball bat dude in 'em? Those other two... creatures are really starting to freak people out around here, and not in the good way. Heh, heh. Be well, sameling.

===Cage===
:'''When bat is present'''
::'''Before talking to Marzipan about Bat-Aid'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes, that is one pathetic-looking bat.
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' For your information, Strong Bad, that is Pazquel, an endangered and precious Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat.
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are you guys gonna justify this bat's existence by biting its head off, or what?
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' Eww, gross.

::'''After talking to Marzipan about Bat-Aid'''
:::''{First time only}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't see how a concert's gonna keep this guy from drowning in Darwin's gene pool.
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't you listen to him, Pazquel.
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ick.

:'''When bat is absent'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Even though the nasty bat is gone, the nasty bat cage is still plenty nasty.

====Bat Hutch → Cage====
:'''If the bats have not yet been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think these manly brown fruit bats want anything to do with that sickly albino loser-bat.

:'''If the bats have been bleached'''
::''{Has the same effect as '''Bat Hutch → Marzipan'''}''

===The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, you GOTTA stop wasting your time with Marzipan and join a REAL band!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A three-album deal with guaranteed four-point back end!? Ding-dang, maybe I should join the Cool Tapes!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Maybe you should stop interrupting our rehearsals.

====Contest Entry Forms → The Cheat====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, wanna become a rock 'n' roll god, like Whammy Bargeroth?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' If you've got any offers for the band, Strong Bad, run them by me first.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't you trust The Cheat?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' The last time we let The Cheat sign something, we ended up doing that horrible promotion campaign...
:''{A record cover appears for the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie'', featuring Marshie. The song plays while Marshie flies all around the screen singing his lyrics.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Singing on record}'' We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.
:'''MARSHIE:''' Ooooo!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Singing on record}'' Stuck in here with Marshie and we're doin' the Wigglie.
:'''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO!
:''{Record vanishes, and Strong Bad glances around the room}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sings angrily}'' Stop bothering our drummer, Strong Bad!

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They're already signed up.

====Sword → The Cheat====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what you're supposed to do with it. I was hoping you'd have some idea.

:'''If Strong Bad has both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I've got a great idea!
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brings out sword}'' I need a hot blonde to hold this sword for the Greatest Album Cover Ever, and you're the closest thing available.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises. Takes the sword and strikes a pose. Fanfare plays. The Cheat puts the sword away.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I knew I could count on you, The Cheat! I'll see you later at the shoot. Don't forget to wear a bikini!

===Cool Tapes Logo===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the original Cool Tapes graffiti that gave Marzipan the idea for her band. Considering Homestar painted it, she's lucky both words are spelt correctly.

====Stencil → Cool Tapes Logo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a really good idea! ... But it's wrong.

===Glossies===
:'''If Strong Bad does not already have one'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool Tapes glamour shots. Suitable for framing, autographing, or elaborate voodoo rituals. I'll just take one, in case I need to place an emergency hex on Marzipan, or something. ''{Takes one}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll just take another one. ''{Takes one}''

:'''If Strong Bad does already have one'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't need a bunch of Cool Tapes photos cluttering up my infinite pockets.

===Kitchen Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan always keeps her kitchen boarded up when Strong Mad's around.

===Marzipan===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Take five, everyone! What is it, Strong Bad?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Bring it down, gang! What now, Strong Bad?

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm surprised you guys didn't break up after your epic meltdown at the concert.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Are you kidding? Ever since the concert we've had to beat the gig offers away with a stick! It turns out there's a HUGE anti-Limozeen audience out there!

====Marzipan → Cool Tapes====
:'''Before giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you guys practicing for?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' The Cool Tapes have been invited to perform at a concert to benefit the endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat, like ''{shot of bat cage}'' poor little Pazquel over there.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ick, yuck!

:'''After giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What are the Cool Tapes gonna do now that your grody little bats aren't endangered any more?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I don't know, we'll probably find a gig somewhere. There's always a bird or a rock that needs to hear a song!

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are you stoked about being in my Battle of the Bands or what?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm a little concerned about Limozeen's involvement, but as a whole I'd say that Cool Tapes is ready to conscientiously rock the house!

====Marzipan → Strong Sad====
:'''Only available until Strong Bad spray-cheeses SECURITY on the Strong Badia fence'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's Strong Sad doin', lurkin' around here?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''He'' thinks he's some sort of a snooty rock journalist now, but ''I'' think he's here to raid my bran muffins.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad covering his mouth with his left hand}''
:'''Strong Sad:''' ''{mouth full}'' I am not!

====Marzipan → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''Only available until Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''

:'''Before giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the entry forms}'' Are the Cool Tapes cool enough to compete in my Battle Royale of the Baaaaands-suh!?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Battle Royale of the Bands? Hmm... oh, too bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Too bad?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Your contest is on the same weekend we're playing a benefit show for the endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat, like ''{shot of bat cage}'' poor little Pazquel over there.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts entry forms away}'' You're turning out a shot at the big time for a bunch of salad-munching, pink-eyed no-blood-suckers?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Yup!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure you won't change your mind about entering my Battle of the Bands?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' As long as these bats are still endangered, the Cool Tapes will stand ready to rock on their behalf!

:'''After giving Marzipan the bleached bat hutch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, now that it turns out those Lithium Algonquin Veggie Bats aren't so endangered, maybe the Cool Tapes will reconsider? ''{Pulls out the Contest Entry Form}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm... Battle Royale of the Bands... with celebrity judges Limozeen?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Pretty cool, huh?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know, I've read some pretty awful stories about Limozeen.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They'll be on their best behavior, I promise.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What do you say, Cool Tapers? Should we enter?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' SHALL! SHALL! ''{Wiggles his eyebrows}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' It's unanimous, then! ''{Fills in the entry form}'' The Cool Tapes will officially bring their pop folk thunder to the Battle Royale of the Bands. Here's our entry form. ''{Gives it to Strong Bad. Firmly}'' And tell Bubs that our entry fee is in the mail.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Couldn't you just give ME the money?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Sure. I could also comb my hair with live scorpions, but that doesn't make it a good idea.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You're right, it's a great idea!

====Marzipan → Coach Z====
:'''Only available when Coach Z is standing outside.'''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't look now, but Coach Z is "pining" outside your window.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Annoyed}'' Don't remind me. I KNEW that autographed picture was a bad idea.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Should I go out and, uh, rough him up? Please?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I think if we just ignore him, he'll go away.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure you don't want me to give Coach Z the old heave-ho?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That'd just encourage him.

====Marzipan → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stay uncool.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You know it!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I'll let you get back to killin' that cat... or whatever that noise you were makin' was.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' G'bye!

====Bat Hutch → Marzipan====
:'''If the bats have not yet been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, take a look at these guys.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Aww, what cute little fruit bats. They're lucky that no one wants to eat, wear, or snort them, like the poor endangered Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat!

:'''If the bats have been bleached'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the bat hutch}'' Hey Marzipan, lookie what I found!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm, could it be? Gimme a high meh, The Cheat.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meeeeeee ''{With high-pitched harmonics}''
::''{The bleached bats fly in from off-screen, as Strong Bad puts the (apparently) always empty bat hutch away}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh my, it's a chiropterological miracle!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' BATS! BATS! BATS!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Walks over to the bat cage and opens it}'' Here, Pazquel. Go and join your brothers and sisters.
::''{Shot of the door from outside as it shakes. Eventually it opens and the bats fly out.}''

::'''If Coach Z is present outside'''
:::''{Coach Z runs past, pursued by the bats}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Whoa, mama!

::'''If Coach Z is not outside'''
:::''{One of the bats turns back, grabs the handle, and shuts the door}''

::'''MARZIPAN:''' Gosh, I guess the Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bat isn't so endangered after all. Good, I didn't really want to do that benefit concert anyway. Confidentially, I never really trusted Pazquel.

====Contest Entry Forms → Marzipan====
:''Same effect as '''Marzipan → Battle of the Bands Stage'''''

====Glossy → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan! Could I get you to sign this Cool Tapes picture?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Sure thing! Who should I make it out to?

====Glossy → Marzipan → Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to "Awesome Strong Bad." ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily, writing on the glossy}'' Fine. "To awesome Strong Bad. You are not awesome. Love, Marzipan." Here. ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine, I was just gonna throw poison-tipped darts at it anyway.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Bad, the human kick-in-the-crotch!" ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{writing on the glossy}'' I'm not writing that unless you WANT one of those. Here. ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "The human drippy drawers"? Hey!

====Glossy → Marzipan → Homestar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to ''{overly-ennunciating}'' "Homestar." ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily, writing on the glossy}'' What, he's too busy to see me himself? Fine. Here! ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ouch! Is there such a thing as "written domestic abuse?"

====Glossy → Marzipan → Bubs====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it out to Buh-bs. ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{writing on the glossy}'' "Dear Bubs. Thanks for all the free recyclable guitar picks, Marzipan." Here ya go! ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks!

====Glossy → Marzipan → Coach Z====
:''{Only available until Strong Bad gives Coach Z a glossy that's addressed to him}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How 'bout one for Coach Z? ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. He's been sending us some pretty disturbing fan mail lately...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just Z bein' Z.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, okay. ''{writing on the glossy, in a very resigned voice}'' "Dear Coach Z, all my best, Marzipan." ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool. I'm sure he'll love it.

====Glossy → Marzipan → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How 'bout one for Homsar? ''{Gives Marzipan the glossy}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' He's a fan?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, he raves about the Cool Tapes all the time! At least, I think he does... he's raving about something.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Cool! Let's see... ''{writing on the glossy}'' "Dear Homsar. Spaghetti dump truck laser beams! Wheezily, Matzah Ball." ''{Gives it back}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Niiiice.

====Glossy → Marzipan → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' On second thought, skip it.

====Sword → Marzipan====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd rather not start waving my weapons around Marzipan without a good reason. The last time, she hit me with some sort of... pepper... taser.

:'''If Strong Bad has both the defaced album and the contest flyer'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brings out sword}'' Could you hold this for me?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Why?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm working on this album cover, and I need a hot blonde to pose in a bikini with a giant sword on top of a flaming car. And even though you aren't really all that hot--
::''{Marzipan whacks Strong Bad with Carol, earning a Strong Bad Abuse point}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So you'll think about it? ''{Turns away}'' Lucky for me, Marzipan's not the only blonde in town.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better not. I don't think my face can stand any more invisible slapping. I wonder if there are any other hot blondes who might wanna pose for me?

==="Thank You" Painting===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're welcome!

===Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the woid, big guy?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' LITHUANIAN?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You can talk to him AFTER rehersal, Strong Bad.

====Contest Entry Forms → Strong Mad====
:'''Before Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, big fella. How'd you like to be a big star? Er... a bigger star?
::'''STRONG MAD:''' STAR?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't bother brother Strong Mad, Strong Bad. ''{Happily}'' Hey, that could be a song! ''{Sings}'' Don't bother brother Strong Mad, Strong Bad.

:'''After Cool Tapes joins the Battle of the Bands'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' They're already signed up.

====Bat Hutch → Strong Mad====
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SING FOR BATS!!! LA-LA-LA!!!

====Stuffed Poodonkis → Strong Mad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the grief I went through to get this thing, there's no way I'm just giving it back to him.

===Strong Sad===
:'''Only appears until Strong Bad spray-cheeses SECURITY on the Strong Badia fence'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, teenage lobotomy.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't bother me, Strong Bad, I've got snooty rock journalism to pursue.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can this wait? I'm hot on the trail of a story!

====Strong Sad → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What drags you out to Cool Tapes' practice space, I mean, waste of space?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm covering the Cool Tapes' preparations for their next gig, a benefit concert for the Vegan Albino Bat.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. Slow music news day, huh?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm also keeping my ears open for chatter about any hot new acts. The Cool Tapes have lots of connections in the underground music scene.

====Strong Sad → Cool Tapes====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How'd Marzipan get two kinda cool guys like Strong Mad and The Cheat in her band anyway?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' She lets them each write one song per album.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, that would explain a lot.

====Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, you're not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' And ponies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Chortles}''

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, about that jacket I showed you.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes?

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
:''{First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not really a tour jacket. It's just a run-of-the-mill security jacket.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe you.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I think you're just trying to cover up for liking a band no one's ever heard of.

====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option is chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place.

====Strong Sad → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you're lame and I'm awesome. Bye.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' See ya.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, I'm outta here. Watch out for the bats, Hunter S. Dumpson.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Bye.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See ya later, Dumptake.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Later.

====Sword or Bat Hutch → Strong Sad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all the grief I went through to get this thing, there's no way I'm just giving it back to him.

===Window===
:'''Only clickable before it gets broken.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This window is usually where I steal fresh pies from Marzipan. Not today, though.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan's windows. You're looking so breakable today.

====Zen Rock → Window====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwing rocks through Marzipan's window WOULD be fun... but getting busted wouldn't.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not putting a rock through that window unless I can find someone dumb enough to take the fall for my high-level jinks.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

TROGDOR!

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 17:59:06 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Bad Quotes */

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[[Image:trogdorgame.png|thumb|8-bit majesty!!]]

''"The beefy armed dragon has had it up to here with those pesky peasants. Achieve burnination and watch the countryside go up in flames."'' —[[Videlectrix]]

'''TROGDOR!''' is a game based on the character of {{Film|Trogdor}} from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dragon]]. Trogdor squishes peasants and burninates cottages, all while avoiding knights and archers.

'''Date:''' Monday, March 17, 2003

'''Page Title:''' TROGDOR!!!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!

== Instructions ==
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
|Use the arrow keys to control Trogdor.
|-
|Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.
|-
|Burn all cottages to advance a level.
|-
|Avoid knights and archers!
|-
|Press SPACE to pause.
|-
|click anywhere to START
|-
|Programmed by Jonathan Howe
|-
|Designed by Mike and Matt
|}
</blockquote>

== Interludes ==
*There are a number of interludes after the following levels, similar to the ones between some levels of Pac Man and other arcade games:
**Level 4 — "stompin' good"
::''{A lone peasant is on the left side of the screen. Trogdor approaches from the right with two knights in hot pursuit. Trogdor stomps the peasant and then turns to burninate the knights as they retreat.}''
:*Level 8 — "fry 'em up Dan"
::''{Trogdor is in the middle of the screen. Four peasants approach one by one from the left, are burninated, and exit at the bottom of the screen.}''
:*Level 12 — "parade of trogdors"
::''{Nine Trogdors parade from right to left across the screen.}''
:*Level 16 — "dancin' time"
::''{Trogdor breaks it down while surrounded by ten burninated peasants and two knights.}''
:*Level 20 — "flex it, troggie"
::''{Trogdor flexes his beefy arm.}''
:*Level 24 — "peasant dominoes"
::''{Seven peasants are in a line. Trogdor burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant to the left of the burninated peasant catches fire as the first peasant falls over. This effect dominoes down the line of peasants until they all fall over. Trogdor hops up and down with glee.}''
:*Level 30 — "trogdor incognito"
::''{Two peasants approach each other from opposite sides of the screen and stop in the middle. The peasant on the left burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant on the right runs off. The peasant on the left hops up and down.}''
:*Level 34 — "go trogdor # 2!"
::''{Seven peasants are hopping up and down as two Trogdors race across the screen from left to right. Trogdor number two wins the race.}''
:*Level 38 — "forbidden peasant love"
::''{Two peasants enter the screen from the right with a heart between them. As they reach the middle of the screen, a blue knight runs on screen and takes the peasant on the left away. The heart disappears as the peasant that was on the right is left alone.}''
:*Level 42 — "2 cottages"
::''{Two cottages appear.}''
:*Level 46 — "a funny joke"
::''{A knight is minding his own business on the left side of the screen. Out of nowhere, an archer appears on the right side of the screen and begins to shoot five arrows off of the knight's helmet. The archer leaves and the knight turns to face the spot where he was to find that no one is there.}''
:*Level 50 — "smote that kerrek!"
::''{Trogdor is on screen with The Kerrek. The Kerrek bounces up and down a few times before Trogdor burninates him.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! Roast Kerrek!
:*Level 100 — ''{A tiny arcade game Strong Bad enters the screen from the right.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What am I doing in this game?

::''{Arcade Strong Bad moves his arms up and down as the text "congratulations. you got good score" appears}

::'''GAME:''' Congratulations. You got good score.

::'''STRONG BAD:''' I sound so... realistic.

::''{roll credits}''

::'''cast:'''

::''{Trogdor appears}''

::'''trogdor'''

::''{A peasant appears}''

::'''perez'''

::''{A slightly different peasant appears}''

::'''hackworth'''

::''{An on-fire peasant appears}''

::''' 'the steve' '''

::''{A blue knight appears}''

::'''the blue knight'''

::''{A different blue knight appears}''

::'''the red knight'''

::''{Two archers appear, joined at their torso}''

::'''the siamese archers'''

::''{The Kerrek appears, burninated. His ashes form a roast Kerrek, complete with apple in mouth.}''

::'''and Wordly Wise as The Kerrek'''

::''{Trogdor and Arcade Strong Bad appear at an angle}''

::'''keep playing!'''

::''{The game advances to the high score screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Togdor secret.png|thumb|"It's like... some dude's name. Flashing and stuff."]]
*Click and hold the "G" in the TROGDOR title to see some game hints.
**Don't let the peasants return to their cottages.
**Once you're burninating, you're invicible.
**Burninated peasants set their cottages on fire.
**Get an extra man every 300 points.
**What's a treasure hut?!?!
**Secret Code?!?!
*After clicking on the "G" for the above Easter egg, press "up up down down left right left right B A" consecutively on the keyboard. When you click to start the game, you will begin with 30 lives.
*During the game, hit the "k" key to kick the game. This doesn't seem to give the player any advantage, but it does cause the machine to repeat the word "TROGDOR!" (a reference to [[Arcade Game]]).
*Certain huts contain gold. To get to them, Trogdor must burninate certain huts that block them. Be careful not to burninate the hut itself, as the gold inside will be inaccessible. If you enter a treasure hut, you will not be able to get any that come later in the game except in rounds with the same exact level map as the one you entered. For example, level 11 and level 43 have the same exact maps for the distribution of huts: if you get the treasure in level 11, you will not be able to get the treasure on level 16, but you will be able to get the one on level 43 because its map is identical to 11's, and then you won't be able to get it on 48, but you will be able to on 75 which is again the same as 11 and 43 (no more repetitions of that occur since the next one would be 107 and the game ends at 100).
**Some of these huts are:
**On level 7, the leftmost hut. Burninate the 4 huts in the way.
**On level 11, the lower right hut. Burninate the huts around it.
**On level 16, the upper left hut. Burninate the three huts in the way.
**On level 43, which is identical to level 11.
**On level 48, which is identical to level 16.
**On level 75, which is identical to level 11 and 43.
*If more than 2,000 points are scored and the player gets a game over, [[Jonathan Howe]]'s name is shown flashing at the bottom of the game screen.
* If the computer's clock is set to January 13th ([[Trogday]]), every time you go to the next level, it plays the game over music.

== Tips ==
* If a peasant makes it back into their cottage, a point is lost on the meter of peasants squished (unless the meter is already empty). This can be frustrating when some cottages are inaccessible. Make sure to not miss opportunities to squish peasants on these levels.
* Knights move in a pattern consisting of two moves (repeated over and over), completely ignoring Trogdor and the peasants. Their pattern gets "mirrored" when they hit a wall. Learning their patterns is one of the keys to doing well in the game.
* When Trogdor burninates peasants, they will run back to their cottage, which will burninate the cottage without need for direct burnination.
* Peasants will still come out of burninated cottages, though Trogdor can walk right through them. Knights and arrows can go through any cottage.
* Archers appear in much greater frequency when progressing farther in the game, but knights tend to be the main obstacle. Be sure to pay attention to the edges of the screen for archers. Arrows go at about the same speed as Trogdor.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Using a [http://www.squarefree.com/bookmarklets/flash.html seek bar] suggests that this game was originally intended to have a high-score board. It actually does [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html here]; unfortunately, this version has the old impossible level 27 (see below) and some bugs.
*Flex it Troggie, Forbidden Peasant Love, Smote That Kerrek, and Strong Bad's scene are the only four animations that use art that isn't used during gameplay.

===Remarks===
*In [[Peasant's Quest]], it shows that Trogdor is invincible, but he can die in this game. He is also significantly smaller.
*When an archer kills Trogdor, it shows Trogdor with several arrows stuck in him, even though the archer shot only one.
*When Trogdor gets sworded, the knight is still holding his sword and there is one sticking out of Trogdor.

===Goofs===
*Sometimes, the peasants and knights walk too far upwards and end up standing in the sky.
*Trogdor doesn't actually have to step on the peasants; just have them pass over Trogdor's sprite to do the job.
**This also works inversely, for being SWORDED!.
*When the G on the "TROGDOR!" title is held down, the word "invincible" is spelled incorrectly. This is in both versions.
*On the Wii version, when the Videlectrix logo appears, and "le presente" is under it, the latter phrase almost immediately shifts over to the left by a little bit.
*Sometimes if you go into a cottage with gold while having ''BURNINATION'' you'll see the fire that Trogdor was spitting at the side of the screen.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:TROGDOR!Level27.png|thumb|The infamous (original) level 27.]]
*Level 27 was well nigh impossible. The peasant-paths were accessible only for 2 of the 6 cottages, so for every peasant Trogdor squished there were 2 left to wander back into their cottages (diminishing the burninator meter). Meanwhile, the cottages themselves walled him in to a very small area, which made him a sitting duck for archers and knights. This level was "fixed" as of February 12, 2005, making it much simpler to beat. The change is documented in the [[FAQ]].

===Glitches===
*Pausing causes a purple ball to become visible on the screen.
*If Trogdor dies as soon as he achieves burnination status, he will come back to life with burnination, assuming the player has any mans left.
* When the game is paused while a cottage is burninating, it will continue to burninate until it is destroyed.
*Sometimes Trogdor will get "SWORDED" just because he is near the knight, not necessarily making contact with him.
*In the .swf version, right click and click play after the knight swords Trogdor on the last man to start at -1 mans, but click play again for game over.
*If the game is paused at the "LEVEL BEATEN" screen, Trogdor will be unmovable afterward and cannot unpause.
*If Trogdor is still burninating when he goes into a secret room, it will show the flame where he last was.
*For a very short moment after burnination stops (and the fire is no longer visible), Trogdor can still burninate cottages and peasants.
*Sometimes, while in a treasure hut, Trogdor will get randomly "SWORDED" but he won't lose any lives.
*If Trogdor burninates a peasant, then runs out of burnination and squishes that same peasant, then one of the cottages may spontaneously combust after a short time.
*Right before the "Stompin' Good" cutscene, the "It's Over!" screen flashes for a split second.
*If Trogdor gets SWORDED! right after he achieves burnination status, he will appear to be shooting fire out of his arm.
*Sometimes, the "Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played" quote and the "And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiight!!" quote play at the same time when you beat a level.
*The music from the It's Over! screen sometimes starts playing between levels.
*It is possible for the "Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you" quote to play at the Game Over screen with 1000 or more points.

===Fixed Glitches===

*If the game is paused (using the space bar) when an archer is out pulling his bow, he will get stuck there until the end of the level, even if Trogdor dies there.
**As of February 12, 2005, this glitch has been fixed so that archers will disappear after unpausing the game and reappear as normal. However, the glitch is still present on the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html version that includes a high score list.]

===Inside References===
*This game is featured in the [[Arcade Game]] short.
*"Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you." is a reference to [[trevor the vampire]].
*"ARROWED!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
**"IT'S OVER!" is also a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*This game has a "[[Mans]]" counter.
*This game has a reference to [[blood]].
*Strong Bad mentions that this game is either the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best or worst he's ever played]].
*The [[G]] must be clicked for the hint menu.
*One of the interludes contains the phrase "[[X 'em Up|fry 'em up]] [[Dan]]".

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Arch Deluxe|Arch Deluxe]] was a [[McDonald's]] hamburger that was discontinued due to its lack of popularity.
*Jonathan Howe's name being an Easter egg is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]] for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]]. When it was made, Atari intentionally kept game designers from achieving celebrity status (or getting a sniff of royalties/credit). In rebellion to this, [[Wikipedia:Warren Robinett|Warren Robinett]] hid his name inside what is commonly regarded as the first video game Easter egg. It was accessible only by picking up an invisible object, carrying it through a dragon-infested maze, and touching it to a blank wall. Doing this revealed a room with Warren's name plastered all over in rainbow colors.
*[[Wikipedia:Wordly Wise|Wordly Wise]] is a series of textbooks designed to build student's vocabulary. What this has to do with the [[Kerrek]] is unknown.
*When Trogdor dies, the replay button says "CHALLENGE AGAIN!". This references the ending of [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]], which says the same thing.
*"Fry 'em up Dan" is a direct quote from [[Wikipedia:Shel Silverstein|Shel Silverstein]]'s poem "Ladies First".
*The peasants in love is a reference to the video game [[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-man]] by [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]], in which Pac-man and Mrs. Pac-man move onto the screen and a heart forms above them.
*The page title for the Viidelectrix version is a reference to the motto of ''[[Wikipedia:Klax (computer game)|Klax]]'', a video game from the '80s, whose motto was "It is the nineties and there is time for ... ''Klax''".
*The code that you enter for the Easter egg to start the game with 30 lives is the [[Wikipedia:Konami code|Konami code]].

===Fast Forward===
*[[Dan]], from the caption "Fry 'em up Dan", is later used in [[Thy Dungeonman II]] and [[Peasant's Quest]], as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]], and possibly [[Kid Speedy]]. This seems to have become a running gag with all of the new games.
*The odd pronunciation of Trogdor's name as "Trog'dor" would later be used in [[Happy Trogday]] for a [[20X6]] version of Trogdor.

===Strong Bad Quotes===
*Strong Bad occasionally makes comments during gameplay, which are listed below.

:'''Sworded:'''
:*"Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!"
:*"Stupid kn-friggin' knights." (This is always said if Trogdor is sworded while the peasant meter is at nine.)

:'''Arrowed:'''
:* "Ugh, stupid arch-deluxe."
:* "Ugh! Nothing more humiliating than getting killed by the archer... Arch-deluxe. Show you next time."

:'''Squish a Peasant:'''
:*"Squished you, peasanty."
:*"I squish you."
:*"A squisha."
:*"A squisha squisha."
:*"A squisha squisha squisha squisha squisha toniiight." (rare)
:*"Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played."

:'''Get Burninate Power:'''
:*"The tables have turned!"

:'''Burninate a Cottage:'''
:*"[[Dooj]]!"

:'''Burninate a Peasant:'''
:*''{laughing}'' "He's on fire!"
:*"Look at 'im burning!"

:'''Beat a Level:'''
:*"Oh yeah!"
:*"Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played."
:*"Oh, yes! And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!"

:'''Game Over (depending on actions):'''
:*"Oh, Trogdor! ''(in an Italian accent)'' I pine-a for you." (Under 1000 points)
:*'''STRONG BAD:''' "Beat that score, Strong Sad!" (Between 1000 and 2000 points)
::*'''STRONG SAD:''' "I don't even want to play that game."
:*"Whoa! That's like the coolest secret thing I ever found in a video game, man. It's like... some dude's name. Flashing and stuff." ''{Jonathan Howe's name appears flashing}'' (Over 2000 points)
:*"Ugh! Nothing more humiliating than getting killed by the archer... Arch-deluxe. Show you next time." (If Trogdor gets arrowed to end his last life)

:'''Upon reaching certain animations:'''
:*"Mmmmm, roast Kerrek!"
:*"What the? What am I doing in this game?!"
:*"I sound so... realistic."

===Viidelectrix===
There are a few differences between the original version of the game and the Viidelectrix version.
*The Videlectrix credit screen reads, "Videlectrix le presente".
*The instructions read:
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
| colspan="2" | Turn that remote sideways and use the D-pad.
|-
| colspan="2" |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.
|-
| colspan="2" |Burn all cottages to advance a level.
|-
| colspan="2" |Avoid knights and archers!
|-
| colspan="2" |Press 1 to pause.
|-
| colspan="2" |point at screen and press A to START
|-
| style="text-align:left" | Programmed by Jonathan Howe || style="text-align:right" | Designed by Mike and Matt
|-
| colspan="2" |Remote programming from Mario Klingemann & Jerason Banes
|}
</blockquote>
*The "It's over!" screen reads "PRESS 1 TO CHALLENGE AGAIN!" in the lower right-hand corner.
*Unlike previous Viidelectrix games, TROGDOR! is controlled via the [[Wikipedia:D-pad|D-pad]] instead of the Wii-mote pointer. This is through an implementation of [[Wikipedia:WiiCade#The WiiCade API|the WiiCade API]], which would explain the additional programming credit to the developers.
*The Konami code cheat is enabled, but cannot be used on a Wii (no Wii-mote button is mapped to the "B" key, so the cheat cannot be completed).
*If playing on a PC, the "A" key now functions as the pause button.
*The Videlectrix logo and title screen can be skipped when the player presses the A button (or clicks).

== External Links ==
*play the [[HR:trogdor.html|Game]]
*play the [[HR:trogdor.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
*play the [[Mirror:trogdor_vii.html|Wii version of the game]] (Mirror)
*play the [[Mirror:trogdor_vii.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]] (Mirror)
*listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor theme.mp3|Game Music]] [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor intermission.mp3|Game Music (Intermission)]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Videlectrix Games]][[Category:Viidelectrix]]

Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:46:36 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together */

[[File:Homestar Bubs Conflict.png|thumb|"I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!"]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Homestar usually talks to Bubs nicely while buying from or just hanging out at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. While these two have gotten into conflict, it's rarely personal.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together==
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar invites Bubs to the Labor Day party.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar talks with Bubs while buying at the concession stand before [[Halloween]] night falls.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar turns in [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks Bubs to help find the bug that he swallowed. Looking inside Homestar's mouth, Bubs concludes that Homestar has no pancreas, so he has a fresh one for sale, just in case.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar helps out on Bubs's Senorial Day commercials.
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar attempts to buy paint and cool shades from Bubs, who replies that he closed due to cutbacks and layoffs. Bubs then proceeds to "stick it to the man" and gives Homestar the items free of charge. Homestar later exchanges the cool shades for "something of lesser or much lesser value", which was a bag of four grapes.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon for the funky dancing. In the epilogue, Homestar would compliment Bubs's costume.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Homestar tries to guard the concession stand while Bubs performs in the parade, but [[Strong Mad]] still manages to steal it. Homestar then attempts to substitute a small [[cardboard box]] for Bubs' recently-ripped-off-the-ground concession stand, hoping Bubs won't know the difference.
*[[No Hands on Deck!]] — Bubs is intrigued by Homestar's idea of building a deck and goes to buy lots of [[melonade]] for the both of them to celebrate all summer long. When the deck is finished, the two confess that they both thought that it was going to be stupid and terrible because ''Homestar'' was building it.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar allows Bubs to present the jetski he bought for the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar buys from Bubs's [[baloney sammich truck]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs attends Homestar's victory party at the [[house of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Bubs becomes a part of Homestar's holiday special and presents to him a small sled with a pre-printed gravestone epitaph on it, in case Homestar dies from sledding down the [[Steep Deep]].
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar tries to be friendly with Bubs about the whole doughnut business. Due to Bubs's offer to Homestar two hours prior, Bubs asks how Homestar's new questionable medical coverage policy is working out, and Homestar responds that it's going great so far.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Puppet Bubs offers to be Puppet Homestar's manager.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z give Homestar advice on making an alibi when Homestar thinks he's killed Pom Pom.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs in conflict==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar and Bubs are two of the competitors in the titular competition.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar briefly questions Bubs's decision to sell [[Strong Sad]] voodoo dolls.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]] and The Cheat trick Homestar into buying them drinks. Homestar intends that the fourth drink would be for him, but Bubs takes it before Homestar comes back. Later on, after Homestar admits he was lying about seeing what was that "thing in a bag", Bubs accosts him for it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar brags that he could get a million pounds of candy while trick-or-treating, but Bubs is unimpressed by it. At [[Marzipan's house]], Bubs laughs at Homestar for getting [[whatsit|"bum candy"]] from [[The Poopsmith]].
*Email [[lunch special]] (Easter egg) — Homestar says that Bubs's flying is fake.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar accuses Bubs of trying to "sell him a lemon".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar is annoyed by Bubs not paying attention about the "good times" and questions him about being an unethical quack, to which Bubs responds that he is "the most quackinest".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Bubs would give Homestar low grade items for either singing a terrible song or giving out the worst Reagan impression Bubs ever heard. In an Easter egg, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|mistakes Bubs's costume as Lando Calrissian]]. After Bubs corrects him as being the "Master of Disaster", Homestar warns The Poopsmith to "get ready".
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar is shocked to hear that [[Marzipan]] is having a date with Bubs.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Homestar a Strong Bad piñata full of broken glass on the black market, which makes Homestar start bleeding, although he doesn't appear to be upset about it, and calls it his "best birthdays ever".
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar becomes annoyed with Bubs repeating that one particular sandwich was "'shaped' like there was a bite taken out of it", and also shows awareness of Bubs's sketchy past.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar seems annoyed at Bubs's joke of not knowing about the show, which is currently on air. He then gets nervous when Bubs presents the gravestone epitaph on the sled.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs both metaphorically and ''literally'' gets steamed to see that Homestar has set up a competing doughnut place, [[Do-Nots]], about ten feet away from his concession stand. Homestar thought Bubs was still selling [[Questionable Products and Services|questionable]] medical coverage before setting up shop, but that was two hours ago. Bubs intends to outdo Homestar at the 3:09 P.M. doughnut rush before and when [[The King of Town]] arrives to buy something, but Homestar seems less competitive. After Strong Bad attacks Homestar, Bubs sneaks out the back of the concession stand with triumph.
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — After becoming Puppet Homestar's pile manager, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] betrays Puppet Homestar by becoming Puppet Strong Bad's pile manager when Strong Bad claims the pile for himself.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z throw ostrich eggs at Homestar as he leaves the concession stand.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:33:36 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Black Market */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[50 emails]] — Through a one-sided phone conversation, it is heavily implied that Strong Bad will receive $50 in exchange for leaving a key to his house underneath the mat in order for an unknown person to take (and presumably sell) [[soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad sends a secret message to anyone wanting to steal the bike of the person who emailed him, offering up advice on how to commit the crime in exchange for splitting the profits "fitty-fitty".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from the [[Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad is said to have locked Strong Sad in the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and saying "I hate you."
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but he is not seen dropping it.
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked-out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]].
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head".
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks The Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an "F" on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a Garden Weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tricks Homestar into running into a mirror, tricks Marzipan into swallowing The Cheat, and has a microwave thrown at Strong Sad.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws a knife at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad glues Homsar to Marzipan's head and leaves them for dead in the territory of a wolf pack.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of the [[Steep Deep]], assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the [[Black Market]] with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for an illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[the King of Town's castle]] to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]] so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Death Threats==
*Email [[for kids]] — Strong Bad threatens to kill all of the children watching his children's program as well as their dogs.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand). He later makes it appear as if [[Limozeen]] has committed ecological crimes to upset [[Marzipan]] and bring down [[Cool Tapes]]' rating.

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device intended to de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — During a flashback, [[Marzipan]] explains that the reason she didn't invite Strong Bad to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] victory party is because the last time he attended one of her parties, he jumped off the roof of [[Marzipan's House|her house]] and landed on the cake she baked, splattering it everywhere.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having characters he doesn't like swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]".
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an Easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==[[Credit Card Fraud|Identity Theft]]==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Mugging==
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad, breaking the script he had written for [[Dangeresque (character)|himself]], uses the [[Nunchuck Gun]] on many characters he meets, even Dangeresque's friends.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad threatens Tycho with his nunchuck gun into handing over a candy bar that Strong Bad, along with Max and Heavy, mistook for a weapon.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements". In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the Goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*[[Behind the Bad]] — Strong Bad steals the source code for the SBCG4AP series from [[Telltale Games]] and attempts to send it to [[Videlectrix]] via fax.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad occasionally buys into poker games by using Homestar's shutter shades as collateral.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaced]] a copy of "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and toilet paper [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween Night.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad decapitates, then burns, Marzipan's Homestar float.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tapes over the two doors to Bubs's car, locking Bubs out of his car and Coach Z inside his "apratment".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's sloshy Vinyl Record.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]
*[[Books Defaced by Strong Bad]]

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Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:29:58 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z */

[[Image:FallFloatParadeCohosts.png|thumb|190px|"That's two strikes, Coach Z!"]]
[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

==Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z gives Marzipan a calendar for Decemberween.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — A drunk Coach Z calls Marzipan very early in the morning to tell her that she's beautiful, eventually breaking down over the phone.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if they were 'just friends', or more than friends.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
*Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z says Marzipan is his girlfriend.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
*Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's House]] and then claims that he gets "some sweet gooseflesh" whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.

==Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z==
* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Bubs, however, said the window breaking brought back memories when he and Coach Z threw rocks through Old Man Marzipan's windows.
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

==Coach Z and Marzipan getting along==
* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word "job".
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).
* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.

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Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:29:05 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan */

[[Image:FallFloatParadeCohosts.png|thumb|190px|"That's two strikes, Coach Z!"]]
[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

==Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z gives Marzipan a calendar for Decemberween.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — A drunk Coach Z calls Marzipan very early in the morning to tell her that she's beautiful, eventually breaking down over the phone.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if they were 'just friends', or more than friends.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
*Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z says Marzipan is his girlfriend.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
*Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's House]] and then claims that he gets "some sweet gooseflesh" whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.

==Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z==
* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Bubs, however, said the window breaking brought back memories when he and Coach Z threw rocks through Old Man Marzipan's window.
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

==Coach Z and Marzipan getting along==
* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word "job".
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).
* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.

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Marzipan and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:26:27 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Marzipan and Bubs in conflict */

[[Image:MarziKong and Bubs.png|thumb|250px|"Just get Marzipan away from me!"]]
'''[[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Marzipan sometimes asks Bubs to do her some favors while he's busy at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his concession stand]]. Bubs does the same in Marzipan's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machines]]. However, in conflict, the two can have either disagreements or pretty brief roughhousing.

==Marzipan and Bubs getting along==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Bubs asks Marzipan if the two could get together, since Bubs is lonely at the concession stand.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Marzipan had supposedly "sent" [[Coach Z]] a kick in the crotch, which Bubs told her that he got "just fine".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — [[The Thnikkaman]] asks Marzipan if she can join his "Thnikkaband."
*[[Date Nite]] — Marzipan and Bubs prepare to go on a date, much to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and Coach Z's dismay.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs is Marzipan's teacher in toga-yoga class. After the class, one day, Marzipan asks Bubs to analyze the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence]] for her.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Bubs says that he's got to go to the movies with ''somebody,'' so he asks Marzipan if she can find any other women.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs repairs and makes improvements on Marzipan's hedge clippers.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs gives Marzipan free recyclable guitar picks and she later thanks him for it.

==Marzipan and Bubs in conflict==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs hates Marzipan's parties, but loves the food in [[Strong Bad]]'s fridge.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — According to Bubs, he and [[Coach Z]] used to throw rocks through Old Man Marzipan's windows. Later on, Bubs and Homestar boo at the [[Cool Tapes]] for writing a catchy anti-[[Limozeen]] anthem.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Marzipan advises Bubs on how to repair the concession stand, but Bubs hates being told on how to run his business. Later on, after the bright flash of light, Marzipan goes "plum loco balonco" as the [[Marzipan Other Costumes|Lady Crate Ape]], drags Bubs up at the top of the concession stand, and ceases the construction with her menacing jumps, leaving him trapped. She even tosses a crate at him every time he tries to move. Bubs is relieved when Strong Bad brings out the Limozeen Babelien Space Bus from the [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|game]] to take Marzipan away.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Bubs tells Marzipan she's three weeks late with her movie rental.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At]] — Bubs steals Marzipan's hair and places it on sale as a wig.

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Strong Sad and Bubs's Relationship

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:19:39 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Strong Sad and Bubs getting along */

[[File:1stepaheadladylike.png|thumb|"That's not very ladylike."]]
'''[[Strong Sad]]''' and '''[[Bubs]]'s''' relationship is generally antagonistic. The two don't interact very much, but when they do, Bubs usually insults Strong Sad, though there are some times when they get along.

==Strong Sad and Bubs in conflict==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Bubs has a Strong Sad voodoo doll for sale.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Bubs refers to Strong Sad as a lady, and doesn't help him unglue his hands from his butt.
*Email [[replacement]] — If he were to substitute for [[Strong Bad]] in [[Strong Bad Email]], Bubs says that upon encountering Strong Sad sitting on the couch watching TV, he would kick him in the teeth and in the grill.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad asks if it's cool for him to take a break, and Bubs responds by asking, "Is ''Strong Sad'' cool?"
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs crashes into Strong Sad's Dusty Novels sales stand with his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], knocking him out of the way. Later on, Bubs runs over Strong Sad leaving a tire track mark on him.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — When Strong Sad thanks Bubs, Strong Bad, and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] for coming to his slide show presentation, Bubs is annoyed because Strong Sad previously told him there would be casseroles. His mood is lightened, however, for he laughs at Strong Sad's getting "moonburned" everywhere, except the part where it always leaves the impression of a bikini.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs gets Strong Bad to trick Strong Sad into managing security and calls him a dummy when Strong Sad mistakes it for a band.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Sad tells a story in which he has Bubs unwittingly kill himself by turning [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his concession stand]] into a living creature which then bites his head off.

==Strong Sad and Bubs getting along==

*Email [[labor day]] — Bubs laughs at Strong Sad's joke about Strong Bad's invitation getting "[[DELETED|dah-lee-ted]]" and says "Three cheers for Strong Sad!"
*Email [[pop-up]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Sad and Bubs play dominoes with The Cheat.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Sad offers to help understand [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] by using a tape recorder that translates the roars to "Don't eat my chicken wings!" Believing that something in Bubs's chicken wings caused him to mutate, Strong Sad comes up with a plan to shrink Bubs back to size with a bowl of kashi, saying it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings. This works, although inexplicably, since the chicken wings weren't actually what caused Bubs to grow.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — While Strong Sad may not be doing a great job at security, Bubs admits that the former looks good in yellow.

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Bubs

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:15:35 GMT

DarthWill3:

{{charnav|Bubs|bubs|Coach Z|The King of Town}}
[[Image:newestBubs2.png|thumb|right|220px|"100% All Original Bubs!"]]
[[Image:bubsid.PNG|thumb|He doesn't look half bad!]]
== Biography ==
'''Bubs''' (full name: '''Bubs Concession Stand''', as confirmed in [[Homestar Ruiner]] and [[Senorial Day]]) is the all around fix-it man. He has a round blue head, [[mismatched eyes]] (his right eye is white with a blue iris while his left is simply a black dot), and a permanent toothy smile (consisting of at least four visible teeth) that moves when he talks. His upper body is orange, and according to [[Strong Bad]], Bubs has flipper arms. He has a green stripe around his middle which, according to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], is a belt, and his lower half is colored dark gray.

Running [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his own concession stand]], Bubs is a sharp salesman and shady black market operator who will sell [[Bubs' Concession Stand#Known Items Sold|almost anything]], and has developed a habit for selling ridiculous items at a humorously high price. Bubs is also on the run from at least one collection agency, though at the same time he represents at least one collection agency, as seen in [[other days]]. He also has been seen operating the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], which he drove down to the beach in [[Weclome Back]]. Bubs claimed he only sold "exactly zero baloney sandwiches" and called it his "best year ever". The [[The Baloneyman|next year]], Bubs returned and sold out the truck, including a popsicle-shaped sandwich ([[Strong Bad]]), multiple servings "of everything" ([[The King of Town]]), and a napkin [[Coach Z]] bought for $32.

Bubs resells Internet access, although he admits to ripping off his sole subscriber, [[Strong Bad]], in 99 different ways (though none of them are "throttling down", as Strong Bad claims). It's likely that not all of his dealings are [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|exactly legal]], considering his reaction to a practical joke from Strong Bad in [[lackey]], and trying to dispose of items marked EXHIBIT A and EXHIBIT B (the latter of which was presumably a human pancreas which he tried to sell to [[Homestar Runner]]) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. It is hinted (sometimes subtly and sometimes not) that Bubs also has a somewhat darker nature to his personality. He resorts to violence rather quickly and sometimes for no apparent reason, and it is implied in [[buried]] and [[I Killed Pom Pom]] that he might have actually killed someone. In his spare time, Bubs reads back issues of Motor Trend magazine, and also hangs out and talks with [[Coach Z]].

His [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|relationship with Coach Z]] has been sort of a love-hate relationship, as Coach Z has done things to Bubs in the past that have offended him. For example, Coach Z did something to anger Bubs near Thanksgiving in 2005, and to get even, Bubs made a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the [[Fall Float Parade]]. To retaliate, Coach Z said it "serves him right" when Strong Mad marched in the parade with the concession stand, having ripped it out of the ground. In [[narrator]] (February 2006), it was shown that they had patched things up and were once again having boring conversations about [[Bubs's napkins]]. Although they still maintain a friendly relationship, Coach Z hasn't fully risen above offending Bubs, as in [[Most in the Graveyard]] (where he wanted to have a relationship with Bubs's sister) and [[Baddest of the Bands]] (where he punched Bubs in the face accidentally while performing as the [[Two-O-Duo]]).

Bubs also apparently has licenses to do a lot of different things, such as being a Bail Bondsman, Paranormal Investigator, Normal Investigator (not at all associated with "Bubs: Paranormal Investigator"), and "Dr." Bubs (TV/VCR repair). As shown in [[licensed]], Bubs apparently has an inverted and twisted understanding of what quality of product to sell where, due to the fact that he sells apparently "consumer-safe" products on the [[Black Market]], and hazardous products at the concession stand. (The fact that Bubs sells "consumer-safe" products on the black market isn't entirely true, as the Cheat had an allergy to some ferret [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] that Bubs was selling, and the piñatas contained broken glass which injured Homestar.) He also owns a hair salon called "Luscious Wavẽiñgs", as revealed in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].

Bubs [[Dancin' Bubs|dances]] and attends night courses at [[Disco Tech]]. His facial configuration is puzzling; in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], he appears to have a safety pin stuck through his face above an internal ear. In Strong Bad's [[record book]], he was solely declared "Cutest couple."

Bubs's alter-ego is [[The Thnikkaman]]. During Decemberween, he also turns into the Dethemberween Thnikkaman. No one but Homestar seems to suspect any relationship with Bubs and the Thnikkaman.

In [[unnatural]], Bubs was mutated into [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] after being flushed down the toilet while shaving. Strong Sad cured this with a bowl of kashi.
[[Image:Bubs 3D variation.PNG|thumb|left|115px|Legitimate 3D business.]]

In [[original]], Strong Bad claimed that there was another Bubs, known as [[Original Bubs]], who had great eyesight and could always see Homestar "from over there". Bubs got angry and claimed that he was the "100% All Original Bubs". He claimed, "If I had thumbs, I'd be sticking 'em up my armpits right now!" Marzipan claims that there was no such character, but Homestar claims to miss him.

According to a discussion by [[The Deleteheads]] in [[fan club]], Bubs has apparently been married at least twice, since Strong Sad mentions his first wife. In [[Most in the Graveyard]], Bubs claims that many of his distant ancestors invented certain business practices: Great-great grandfather's cousin Harold, who invented the "Bait and Switch"; his brother Mort, "No Money Down"; and Zgor, another relative of Bubs. It is also mentioned that he has a sister, whom [[Coach Z]] seems to have feelings for, and that Bubs's great-great granduncle, who invented "No Payments 'Til 2010", was apparently the same person as Coach Z's great good-aunt. If true, this would make [[Bubs and Coach Z's relationship|Bubs and Coach Z]] sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed, although Bubs claims that [[Coach Z]] is lying.

*'''Debut:''' [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[:Category:Bubs Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Bubs Evolution - Bendy Arms.PNG|thumb|All Original Bubs! Now with wavy arms!]]
* Bubs is based on a person [[The Brothers Chaps]] knew growing up who worked at a concession stand locally and spoke with the same gravelly voice.
**Matt has also admitted in interviews that Bubs's voice was heavily borrowed from the voice of [[imdb:nm0289359|Redd Foxx]] (of [[imdb:tt0068128|''Sanford and Son'']] fame).
*Bubs says he used to be able to "fly" until he said "sbu", which canceled his abilities, in the Strong Bad Email [[lunch special]]. However, Bubs says that since he gained so much weight, he could only hover a few inches off the ground, so it wasn't much of a loss. Strong Bad believes he's a big liar, and even Homestar reckons he's faking it even with the evidence before his eyes.
*According to [[keep cool]], Bubs isn't a very strong swimmer because he was wearing water wings when he was in the pool.
*Also, as seen in [[Ever and More!]] and [[lunch special]], Bubs talks about how he gained weight, implying that at some point in his life, he was skinnier. This may be due to his glandular problem/gravy boat problem, as mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Mike Chapman]] once noted that it is difficult to animate Bubs' arms (or, as he said, elbows) in The Brothers Chaps' [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech appearance]].
*In [[crazy cartoon]], it was mentioned that he voices [[The Wheelchair]].

== Relationships ==
{{seemain|Character Relationships}}
*[[Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Bubs and The Cheat's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Old-Timey Bubs]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Thnikkaman]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] ([[Puppet Stuff]])
*[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] (From [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]]
*[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] ([[unnatural]])
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]
*[[Original Bubs]] ([[original]])
*[[Onion Bubs]]
*[[Bubz]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*Rerun (from [[Wikipedia:What's Happening!!|What's Happening!!]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Mars Blackmon|Mars Blackmon]] (from [[Wikipedia:She's Gotta Have It|She's Gotta Have It]]) in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Captain Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Mel Sharples|Mel]] (from [[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*One of The Three Most Important People in the World (from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure|Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Coach McGuirk (from [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|Home Movies]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*Ross from [[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Junkyard Dog|The Junkyard Dog]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Jules Winnfield]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*[[Wikipedia:Adam Yauch|Adam Yauch]] as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
*[[Wikipedia:Chuck Barris|Chuck Barris]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*[[Wikipedia:Billy Mitchell (video game player)|Billy Mitchell]] in [[Later That Night...]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"You stay away from my sister!"|[[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"|[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Yes, 'shaped', in quotes, like there is a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one. It's a real bite taken out of it, Homestar! I ate it!"|[[The Baloneyman]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"|[[licensed]]|Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!|[[Ever and More!]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Crabadonk. Crabadonk. CRABADONK!"|[[the chair]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]|Mirror:bubs_background.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"|[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''|[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]|Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[Dr. Christmas]]''': "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]]|Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[The Wheelchair]]''': "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!]]. I can smell your natural musk!"|Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Women can't drive!"|[[Halloween Fairstival]]|Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip}}
*{{qotw-pcmac|"Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."|[[lunch special]]|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit}}
*{{qotw|"Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"|[[Bubs's Character Video]]|Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Bubs Evolution]]
*[[Bubs Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Bubs|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch Bubs's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_bubs.swf|view the Flash file for Bubs's character video]]

{{Characters|Bubs}}

Bubs's Shady Business Practices

DarthWill3 — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 16:12:57 GMT

DarthWill3: /* Defective and Substandard Goods */

[[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|thumb|250px|"What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways?"]]
<blockquote>'''''Strong Bad:''' You're a shady, shady character Bubs.'' 
'''''Bubs:''' It's cool in the shade!''</blockquote>
[[Bubs]] has been known to engage in all forms of '''shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices''', from simple overpricing to trading in stolen organs.

==Bait and Switch==
*Email [[different town]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines that Bubs would use ''imitation'' [[chocolate]] for his [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*Email [[theme park]] — Bubs tells [[Pom Pom]] that he can only win prizes if he gets the rings '''inside''' the [[Xtra Cold Ones]] bottle after Pom Pom flawlessly threw three rings over it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] asks how much Bubs' stirring utensils cost, Bubs says that "they're free, but you gotta ''earn'' 'em!" Homestar says, "That doesn't sound free at all," which Bubs replies with, "Well you just gotta ''earn '' 'em."
*Email [[looking old]] — A sign at the stand says "<s>1</s>0% OFF ALL iTems!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Bubs offers 10% off at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|the concession stand]] and immediately follows it with the disclaimer "discount will not be honored".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs admires his great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold who "discovered the bait and switch".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs claims his [[doughnuts]] fight cavities and clean teeth before quickly adding "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statement."

==Copyright Infringement==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his [[black market]] sells pirated DVDs.

==Counterfeiting==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs.

==Debt Evasion==
*Email [[lackey]] — Bubs slams the shutters when Strong Bad with [[Doreauxgard]] pretends to be from the collection agency.

==Defective and Substandard Goods==
*Email [[12:00]] — Bubs, hired to make the clock on Strong Bad's [[VCR]] work, instead [[duct tape]]s an [[Clock Radio|alarm clock]] to the top (after first attempting to duct tape [[The Cheat]] to it).
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900 and that it's "slightly not-working".
*Email [[virus]] — Bubs puts the "slightly shotgunned" and "like used" [[Compy 386]] up for sale.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs has a rusty steak knife in his box of 'aught four [[crap]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad a defective Clockwork Strong Bad; to be fair, Bubs is furious to find the "cheap, foreign-made" souvenir malfunctioning, so he decides to sell it half-off.

==Embezzlement==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Bubs's new year resolution is to stop embezzling money from himself.
*[[Ever and More!]] — [[Homestar]] asks Bubs to talk about "shiny new ways to misappropriate funds". Bubs then proceeds to describe buying a [[WetSki|Jet Ski]] with the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s money, crashed and broke his shin, and began spending $50 a tube on [[BUBRUB!|rubbing ointment]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs says that [[Blatant lies|he is definitely not embezzling thousands of dollars]] from [[Club Technochocolate]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs casually mutters that he's skimming 10% of the profits of the battle of the bands behind Strong Bad's back.

==Evidence Tampering==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells [[Marzipan]]'s DNA evidence to Strong Bad in a [[snow cone]], and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with".
*Email [[buried]] — Bubs buries "in'''toxic'''atingly good" waste in [[Strong Badia]] and has apparently buried "a fella named Rich" in the past.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs sells Homestar a 50 gallon drum of bleach, a 50 gallon drum of sawblades, and a 50 gallon drum of bodybags, in order to destroy the evidence of him "killing Pom Pom".

==False Advertising==
*Email [[unused emails]] — The Free Weekly Spamvertisement promotes Scotch Tape, ketchup, and three bean salad as herbal supplements.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Bubs sells the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] to Homestar saying it's a low-priced automobile.
*Email [[technology]] — Bubs sells "wireless extension cords" and stresses that they're "[[Allegedly Real Things|existent]]".
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Bubs advertises black spray-paint as spray-on Halloween night, sunglasses as Halloween night-vision goggles and "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit" as a "Halloween Night hovercraft kit".
*Email [[the chair]] — Bubs tries to sell a box of chicken beaks and a Winger album as chairs.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs sells the minutes of The [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s last meeting to [[Homsar|third world countries]] as rollover minutes.
*[[Quality Time]] — Bubs sells Marzipan [[eggs]] as "[[organic]] [[batteries]]".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs lies about the teeth-cleaning and cavity-fighting abilities of his donuts. He also says that he has them made in a third world country named "Homemáde" so he can legally print "from homemade" on the package.

==Fraud==
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs has apparently sold Homestar "[[Questionable Services|questionable medical coverage]]".

==Hacking==
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Bubs bypasses the region locking on Strong Bad's [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine.

==Harmful Goods==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Bubs has a [[Strong Sad]] voodoo doll on sale, which even Homestar questions.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Bubs has a tainted candy sellback day on Friday.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs states that the Bear-holding-a-shark shot glasses are popular with kids.
*Email [[the chair]] — The chairs that Bubs sells Strong Bad and Strong Sad end up leaving them unable to "feel [their] parts".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] to Strong Bad in a snow cone.
*Email [[licensed]] — Homestar discovers that the piñatas that Bubs sells are full of broken glass after getting a face-full of it, and the Strong Bad ferret [[ointment]] causes [[The Cheat]] to inflate like a balloon.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs implies that the [[Baloney Sammich Truck|baloney sandwiches]] that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs lists tainted candy as a variety of candy he sells and gives chocolate-covered packing peanuts in exchange for coupons.

==Health Code Violations==
*Email [[no loafing]] — The lunch specials that Bubs sells are already eaten.
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs makes sausages with a tennis ball and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] (including the box).
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs sells a sandwich with a bite taken out of it to an oblivious Homestar.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs hides and pretends to be closed when the health inspector arrives.

==Human Trafficking==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs says that he accepts first-born children as payment.

==Information Mining and Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Bubs buys, as claimed, roughly 5000 email addresses at $0.25 apiece from Strong Bad (roughly $1250 total) to use in his weekly [[spam]]vertisments.

==Intentionally Poor Crowd Control==
* Email [[local news]] — Bubs tricks Homestar, Marzipan and the King of Town into queuing outside the Concession Stand (and paying for it) for no reason.
* [[Toikey TV]] — The sale advertised by Bubs, "Bubs Friday", has a designated time for "Shovin' and Tramplin'". He also encourages mothers to fight each other and even draw blood.
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Bubs intentionally has a queue last for 3 miles or 18 days, whichever comes first.

==Invasion of Privacy==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs casually tells Strong Bad that he reads all [[Strong Bad Email|his emails]].

==Ivory Trade==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad says that the last time he tried to navigate Bubs' Tele-stand, he ended up with a crate of rhino horns (though according to Strong Bad they were from a species not considered endangered).

==Legal Malpractice==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in court; however, he bases his defense on dinosaurs after confusing works by author Michael Crichton with those by author John Grisham.

==Loan Sharking==
*Email [[other days]] — Bubs threatens to turn Strong Bad over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency if he doesn't pay up.

==Mistreatment of Employees==
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad mentions that Bubs made him pay for his [[mascot costume]].
*[[On Break]] — Bubs only gives one smoking, pee, coffee, and maternity leave break each per day. He also doesn't allow Pom Pom to take breaks as he is not in the union.

==Operating Without a Valid License==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs's entrepreneur license has "SUSPENDED" stamped across it.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells ''unlicensed'' unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that the tag and license he has been operating under are both expired.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his black market sells unlicensed merchandise.

==Organ Trafficking==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs offers to sell [[Homestar]] a spare pancreas.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in organs along with other illegal items.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs sells materials for the purpose of illegal organ trafficking as part of updating his store to be "organic".

==Overpricing==
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900.
*Email [[local news]] — A sign at the stand says "Wait in Line: $5".
*Email [[pom pom]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad $5 for a "face mashing" and $10 for a "severe pummeling" from Pom Pom.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Bubs attempts to charge Coach Z and Pom Pom $50 then $60 for a picture with the [[Tragic Clown Dog]].
*Email [[secret identity]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad (as [[Secret Identities#Tip Tappers|Mr. Tip Tappers]]) $900 for a room. Also, Bubs's guestbook notes that he accepted double payment from [[Secret Identities#Other Characters|Mr. Dee Williams]] (Homestar).
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs demands an extra $20 from [[Strong Bad]] after he comments that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] [[ice cream]] he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad an eyedropper-full amount of "Pink Elephant Pants" for $17.50, which is apparently less than he usually charges.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs attempt to sell [[Coach Z]] a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] for $32.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad "one big sack of cash" for repairs to the [[FunMachine]] and after the repair job, Strong Bad complains that "Bubs totally ripped [him] off, man! Like, more than usual."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Bubs claims that the late fee for a [[IMDb:tt0103184|V.I. Warshawski]] DVD is $3 a day because it still counts as a new release, despite its early 90's theatrical release and 2002 DVD release (7 years before the toon).
*[[Record Store Day]] — Bubs sells [[Strong Sad]] a [[sloshy]] vinyl record for $400, which according to Strong Sad, was "on sale".

==Smuggling==
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — When Strong Bad comments that Bubs has gotten fat, he replies that he hasn't and is in fact just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under his shirt.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — While Bubs was imprisoned in what would eventually become the Concession Stand he sold himself Hot Dogs with files in them.

==Stolen Goods==
*[[Cool Things]] — Bubs claims that he's closed and only gives Homestar the [[paint]] and [[Cool Shades|shades]] when he asks Bubs to steal them for him, asserting that he never passes up a chance to stick it to the man.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs's black market trades in organs of questionable origin and illegally obtained cultural artifacts. He trades Strong Sad's stolen Pretendix for an illegally excavated piece of pottery to Strong Bad.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Bubs has Marzipan's hair on sale as a "[[wig]]" which he unabashedly says is stolen.

==Weapons Dealing==
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would give away [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot (imitation) chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in weapons, like bazooka flamethrowers that throw throwing stars, along with other illegal items.

==Generic Mentions of Shadiness==
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar asks, "What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways? A Bubsness?"
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks if Bubs is an unethical quack, to which he responds "the most quackinest."
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Bubs complains about how long the setup for the fireworks is taking, saying "I got peoples to rip off!"
*Email [[isp]] — When Strong Bad confronts him with "throttling [Strong Bad] down", Bubs responds that throttling down is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs says that the stuff that he sells in the Concession Stand is of worse quality than his shady bootleg operation.
*Email [[buried]] (DVD commentary) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that they are trying to remember all the "sketchy things" that Bubs does.
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs briefly spends time in federal prison for unexplained reasons.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — At the end, Homestar says farewell to the "[["Man" Pronounced as "M'n"|baloneym'n]]", adding "may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad says that Bubs is a "shady, shady character", to which Bubs responds that it's cool in the shade.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Bubs describes his wallet as the one that says "bad business practices".

==See Also==
*[[Black Market]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

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