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Davirus — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:54:38 GMT

Davirus: /* jest 2 questions... */

FOUND IT!!!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:42, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:<force> No you didn't. </force> {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 04:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
=== Ha Ha!===
Thought you could hide these forever, did ja?
:Nope. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 04:39, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
::Oh, well... now I don't feel quite as special. --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

==jest 2 questions...==
how do you know how 2 spell these, and could u make me 1?
{{User:djm1791/sig}} 00:24, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I can answer one of those. E.L. lives in Isreal, where they speak Hebrew. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:26, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
::Well, Mr. DJM, I'm currently on a break from my sig project, but I will eventualy make all the users' sigs into Hebrew. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:34, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
Your doing that with ''all'' the users' sigs?{{User:Davirus/sig}} 22:54, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Strong Bad

Davirus — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:27:53 GMT

Davirus: /* Biography */

{{charnav|Strong Bad|sb|Homestar Runner|The Cheat}}
[[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|thumb|The reason you're here]]
== Biography ==

'''Strong Bad''' is one of the most well-known characters on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestarrunner.com]]. He started out as the villain who always tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before [[Homestar Runner]]. Now he's less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief. He answers [[Strong Bad Email|e-mails]] with a passion. He will [[Spelling|make fun]] of your grammar, punctuation, and spelling, but doesn't seem to be worried about [[Strong Bad's Spelling|his own]]. He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics. He is the middle child of [[The Brothers Strong|the Brothers Strong]]. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]] [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|prank-calling]] [[Marzipan]], or [[Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|tormenting]] Strong Sad (although he and Strong Sad did seem to [[The Secrets That I Keep|get along]] when they were younger). He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), and a [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head (as confirmed in the [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|UMFM interview]]). He also claims to not wear underwear in [[New Boots]]. His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]]. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "[[Crap|holy crap]]", though he hates when people use the word crap when [[Crapfully Yours|signing]] emails. He also hates to be asked "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?]]" (However, he didn't mind answering an email about how to give someone the finger with boxing gloves on). He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED|DELETED!!!]]''' The blue diamond on his face may also give him the power to mentally open [[Cold One]]s and even pop Homestar's hat off his head; however this seems to have been abandoned. Strong Bad may also have a Homestar-like telekinesis as demonstrated in the Holiday special [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. Strong Bad owns his own country, [[Strong Badia]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Dumpster|dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any sentient life.

Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscle man]], and totally popular with the [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], though there is little evidence of any of these claims, but no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unfazed with his delusions of grandeur. He thinks Marzipan likes him when in fact she "[[marzipan|really doesn't like him at all]]." He seems to have a grudge against [[The Birds|birds]], as shown in issues of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He also loves to listen to Peter Frampton, [[Limozeen]] and [[Taranchula]]. His favorite show is [[Caleb Rentpayer]]. He also enjoys doing Jumble puzzles and baking. His [[Strong Bad's Technology|love for older technology]] (cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games, laserdiscs) and the titles of events such as "[[monster truck|Awexome Cross '98]]", and "[[TrogdorCon '97]]" suggest that Strong Bad is "stuck in the 90's". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-Track]]s, TVs that lost their essence in the 70s, and the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Nintendo Entertainment System]].

[[Image:Baby strong bad.png|thumb|"Aw, man! That freakin' duck swallowed both of my pixels!"]]

Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "[[Dangeresque]]". He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]], though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles as he often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and burns his bills with his [[BMW Lighter|BMW lighter]]. Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been [[sb_email 22|banned from the UK]], and often [[little questions|ridicules non-English speakers]] on their e-mails. He also hates old people and children, although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at his second secret home where he goes by the name Vance Mudgeman. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm."

*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Get ready for the new!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Badia]]}''

''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, including one of Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahe-he-hem.

'''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds reasonable! ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets.

== Strength ==

There is highly conflicting evidence towards Strong Bad's supposed strength. For the most part, it was continuously implied that Strong Bad is actually very weak and out of shape and that "Strong Bad" was merely his name and not an accurate description. But in the Strong Bad Emails "[[car]]", "[[old comics]]", and "[[secret identity]]", Strong Bad demonstrates the ability to punch Homestar's lights out and literally toss both him and The King of Town out of his house, thus condradicting this claim. He can also easily pick up and carry the 42-pound [[Lappy 486]] with ease. However, In the email "[[lady fan]]", the idea of Strong Bad being a weakling is supported yet again when he is unable to do a single push-up, and states that he used to be able to do four. It is possible that, like Homestar's "[[Lack of Visible Arms|arms]]", this fact may be purposely ambiguous, or that Strong Bad really is a complete weakling. He has [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] quite a few times, but it is unknown exactly how much The Cheat weighs or how far Strong Bad kicked him, so it is debatable whether this factors into his strength or not.

== Fun Facts ==
*"Party peoples in the place to be!" is a reference to an [[Wikipedia:Ultramagnetic MC|Ultramagnetic MC]] song called "Ego Trippin'", during which before the song, the announcer says, "party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultramagnetic MCs!"
*The [http://www.nba.com/nuggets/ Denver Nuggets] are a professional [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] basketball team.
*Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the Nintendo video game [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986. In this game, one of the teams is called "The Strong Bads".
*Apparently, Strong Bad is able to survive, stand up, and even talk, with a hole blasted in his head, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the email [[lady...ing]].
*Strong Bad has never closed his eyes completely, even when he is sleeping.
*He also has never completely closed his mouth, and he apparently has a green tongue.
*Strong Bad has only used his super power once, in the email [[super powers]].
*Strong Bad was originally conceived as a masked wrestler because in their childhood, The Brothers Chaps viewed masked wrestlers as the embodiment of evil, making them an ideal choice for an antagonist.
*As seen by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] and in [[highschool]], his head seems to get more oval-shaped as he grows older.
*Strong Bad seems to have trouble reading "high___" like in the sbemail [[highschool]] and [[guitar]], he has trouble saying "highschool" and "Derek Highet"

== Also known as... ==
[[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|thumb|[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] Strong Bad]]
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Stinkoman]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Archibald]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*[[Keyboard Strong Bad]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
*[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
*[[Dangeresque (character)| Dangeresque]]
*[[Lil' Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Atari Strong Bad]]
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Tragic Clown Dog]]
*[[Wrestleman]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]
*[[Sterrance]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]
*[[Crazy_Go_Nuts_University|Prinicpal]] Strong Bad
*[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|First Lieuteneral Space Captainface]] ([[space program]])
*Strongbadiophage ([[highschool]])
*Tip Tappers, Expensive Briefcase Carrier ([[secret identity]])
*Vance Mudgeman (secret identity)
*[[Scarfgirl|Cara Carabowditbowdit]] (secret identity)
*[[Head Bad and Strong Body]] ([[disconnected]])


=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Homestar as [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Ozone (from the movie [[imdb:tt0086998|Breakin']]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Jambi the Genie from [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Bad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Strong Bad|Nicknames]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Strong Bad Lore]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch Strong Bad's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_sb.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's character video]]
*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]

{{Characters|Strong Bad}}
[[Category:Strong Badia]]

User talk:Davirus

Davirus — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 23:08:47 GMT

Davirus: /* Sig */

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== Sig ==

Your sig is too long. [[Image:sigbox.png|maximum signature size]] < That is the length it has too be shorter or the same size as. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:40, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

:Look,

[[Image:sigbox.png]] 

{{User:Davirus/sig}}

--{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

:It looks like it fits to me. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:42, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

::The last ) is going off a little. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:45, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Should I remove the images?{{User:Davirus/sig}} 23:00, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think you need to worry about it if it's just a little bit over the limit. Kind of like how you probably won't get a ticket for going 66 MPH in a 65 zone. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:02, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

It looks to me like it is under the limit.{{User:Davirus/sig}} 23:08, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Davirus

Davirus — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 23:00:52 GMT

Davirus: /* Sig */

User:Davirus/sig

Davirus — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:32:04 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus/sig

Davirus — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:13:12 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:21:51 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

== my favorite charactors ==
main: homsar 
minor: visor robot 
20X6: stinkoman 
1936: strong man 

== my favorite songs ==
CD: the system is down 
downloads: different town 
Limozeen: because its midnight 

== my favorite toons ==
email: virus 
holiday: trogday 

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User:Davirus

Davirus — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:06:39 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:52:42 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:56:18 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:24:13 GMT

Davirus:

Talk:The Robot (storybook)

Davirus — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:09:31 GMT

Davirus:

Why is this not a reject?

It is not a reject because there are no more rejects. cheers! [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 13:30, 1 Jan 2005 (MST)

How do we know that he is not related to the visor robot? --[[User:Nosmorking|No Smorking]] 17:57, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

we do not know.

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:44:07 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:42:38 GMT

Davirus:

User:Davirus

Davirus — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:33:52 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

== my favorites ==

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:03:35 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

that is my all time favorite email.

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:02:33 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:01:43 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:59:35 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:59:03 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

</blockquote>

User:Davirus

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:58:08 GMT

Davirus:

<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17
</blockquote>

Stinkoman

Davirus — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:40:18 GMT

Davirus: this may be better

[[Image:stinkoman.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Are you asking for a challenge?!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{forgame|Stinkoman 20X6}}

[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|left|Looking for challenge]]
'''Stinkoman''' (also spelled '''Stinko Man''') is [[Strong Bad]]'s [[20X6]] counterpart. He is an amalgam of anime clichés, including blue hair, big eyes, a blocky sort of body and an obsession with challenging and fighting. His birthday is a week before the birthday of [[Trogdor]](also known as [[Trogday]].) His greatest fight was against [[Stickly Man]] from [[Under Construction]], who wasn't much of a challenge. He seems more than willing to eat dirt, since he has done so on more than one occasion. Stinkoman apparently has a [[Cell Phone|cell phone]], as he claims to when he invites [[Marzipan]] to a challenge in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]. He has the ability to call his ship, the Stinkowing, when he whistles. He was introduced in [[japanese cartoon]], but his name was first mentioned in [[island]], where [[Homestar Runner]] called Strong Bad "Stinkoman". Although Strong Bad always used to be mean to Homestar, Stinkoman is much nicer to [[1-Up]]. Stinkoman is also referred to as "The Guy".

His only [[Halloween Costumes|Halloween costume]] (or "[[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]") was [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Speed Racer]], featured in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

Several of Stinkoman's more famous lines, such as "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeenge?!" or "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older", are surprisingly similar to those said by Tengu Man, a [[Wikipedia:Boss (video games)|boss enemy]] from [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/game/20148.html Mega Man 8], such as "It's just a kid, don't make me laugh!" and "Are you worthy of my challenge?", both in content and voice intonation.

The line "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older!" is also used several times in the anime movie [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]] (or some variation, depending on the translation). The 20X6 and Akira connection is seen again later in the Easter egg for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

He also stars in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]], which [[The Brothers Chaps]] introduced in the [[NYU_Talk_-_1_Mar_2005|NYU Talk]] and later released on the website. Stinkoman's sprite in the game Stinkoman 20X6 is in fact an edit from the original [[Wikipedia:Mega Man (character)|Mega Man]] sprite for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]].

*'''Domicile:''' [[Stinkoman Headquarters]]
*'''Debut:''' [[japanese cartoon]]
*[[:Category:Stinkoman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Evolution ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman evolution old.PNG|150px]] || First design of [[Stinkoman]] || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]], [[Main Page 17]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman_evolution_current.PNG|150px]] || Second Stinkoman || 2003 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] to current || Pants lighter colored and shaded
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]] [[Category: 20X6 Characters]]

Stinkoman

Davirus — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:42:06 GMT

Davirus: important fact, right?

[[Image:stinkoman.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Are you asking for a challenge?!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{forgame|Stinkoman 20X6}}

[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|left|Looking for challenge]]
'''Stinkoman''' (also spelled '''Stinko Man''') is [[Strong Bad]]'s [[20X6]] counterpart. He is an amalgam of anime clichés, including blue hair, big eyes, a blocky sort of body and an obsession with challenging and fighting. His birthday is a week before the birthday of [[Trogdor]]. His greatest fight was against [[Stickly Man]], who wasn't much of a challenge. He seems more than willing to eat dirt, since he has done so on more than one occasion. Stinkoman apparently has a [[Cell Phone|cell phone]], as he claims to when he invites [[Marzipan]] to a challenge in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]. He has the ability to call his ship, the Stinkowing, when he whistles. He was introduced in [[japanese cartoon]], but his name was first mentioned in [[island]], where [[Homestar Runner]] called Strong Bad "Stinkoman". Although Strong Bad always used to be mean to Homestar, Stinkoman is much nicer to [[1-Up]]. Stinkoman is also referred to as "The Guy".

His only [[Halloween Costumes|Halloween costume]] (or "[[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]") was [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Speed Racer]], featured in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

Several of Stinkoman's more famous lines, such as "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeenge?!" or "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older", are surprisingly similar to those said by Tengu Man, a [[Wikipedia:Boss (video games)|boss enemy]] from [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/game/20148.html Mega Man 8], such as "It's just a kid, don't make me laugh!" and "Are you worthy of my challenge?", both in content and voice intonation.

The line "No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older!" is also used several times in the anime movie [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]] (or some variation, depending on the translation). The 20X6 and Akira connection is seen again later in the Easter egg for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].

He also stars in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]], which [[The Brothers Chaps]] introduced in the [[NYU_Talk_-_1_Mar_2005|NYU Talk]] and later released on the website. Stinkoman's sprite in the game Stinkoman 20X6 is in fact an edit from the original [[Wikipedia:Mega Man (character)|Mega Man]] sprite for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]].

*'''Domicile:''' [[Stinkoman Headquarters]]
*'''Debut:''' [[japanese cartoon]]
*[[:Category:Stinkoman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Evolution ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman evolution old.PNG|150px]] || First design of [[Stinkoman]] || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]], [[Main Page 17]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:stinkoman_evolution_current.PNG|150px]] || Second Stinkoman || 2003 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] to current || Pants lighter colored and shaded
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]] [[Category: 20X6 Characters]]

Talk:Contacts

Davirus — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:40:51 GMT

Davirus: strong sad's contact

I was thinking of getting the image from [[death metal]] during the video chat. This page is kind of blank, anyway. I can upload images, but have ''no'' idea how to actually get them out of the toon, save them, and upload them. Can someone (a) try to help me out with this and (b) try to get the image in the event that I can't? {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:43, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's the 10 step meathod I've always used (I'm not sure if it'll work exactly the same way. I use Windows XP). Feel free to follow my simple, step by step instructions. I make uploading ''FUN!''

#Watch the toon.
#When you get to the part of the toon you want a pic of, press Alt+Print Screen.
#Open a paint program, such as MS Paint.
#Paste the image in. (Ctr+V)
#Save as a PNG. (File, Save, when it asks for the image title, look for a drop down box right below it, and choose PNG format)
#Go to the Wiki.
#On the toolbar (left side of the screen "always there" buttons) look for "Upload File". Click it.
#Browse for your file, and upload it.
#Add link to the image on the right page. <nowiki>[[Image:Imagename.PNG|thumb|Cool Caption]]</nowiki>
#Get yourself a Danish.

Don't forget, if you're looking for an image for a case like this, do a quick search around the wiki to see if there's an image that'll meet the needs, without uploading a new one. Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:52, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

:I know how to capture images, save them, and upload them, but how do you crop the images and stuff like that? I tried doing it once, and it came out all messed up. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:55, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
::You have to do it ''before'' you upload it. Like on MS Paint. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:58, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:::I know that. I tried it, but failed. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:59, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== IAM ==
I was IAMing Larry. Hes gonna be online tonight: 
Me: Yo Hi Larry! 
Me: You were just typing. 
Me: I know your there. 
Me: I'm just gonna keep saying stuff until you say somthing back. 
ladeezluvlarry71: sigh 
ladeezluvlarry71: I mean 
ladeezluvlarry71: tonight! wooh-mon! we'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down? 
Me: I told you you were there. 
ladeezluvlarry71: indeed 
Me: Do you know Strong Bad? 
ladeezluvlarry71: yep, he's up on my wall 
ladeezluvlarry71: on the everybody everybody poster 
Me: Cool 
Me: Tell him I said Hi.
Me: Actuly I don't have to go so not bye.
Me: So... 
ladeezluvlarry71 is away at 5:51:06 PM. 
Me: so

Auto response from ladeezluvlarry71: HEY! I'm gonna be online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!
--{{User:The thing/sig}} 23:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

Lots of people have, including me. [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=6749&start=30 Check it out]. :D [[User:Ed smildE|Ed smilde]]/[[User talk:Ed smildE|talk]]

== Picture ==
Could you put <nowiki>http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/de/AimIcons.PNG</nowiki> anywhere? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

:Yes, if you would check out it's [[:Image:AimIcons.PNG|image page]], you'll note it's linked to from [[Secret Pages]]. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

== Working/Not Working ==
As "Working" contacts could all very well be fanstuff (well, at least the IM ones), do they really need a seperate section because of it? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 03:10, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

:Well not really but It's OK. {{User:The thing/sig}} 13:59, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

== strong sad's contact ==

I don't think Strong Sad's IM is still working. He is never on.

HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations

Davirus — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:31:37 GMT

Davirus:

This page is used to nominate articles you think should be featured on the [[Main Page]]. Feel free to add your nominations below in alphabetical order, but please check the [[HRWiki:Featured articles|Featured articles]] page to be sure the article hasn't already been added.

Previously featured articles are in bold.

*[[-'d]]
*'''[[20X6]]'''
*[[Arrow'd Guy]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Big Knife]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Block]]
*[[Blue Laser]]
*'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''
*'''[[Bobby Blackwolf Interview - 5 Sep 2005]]'''
*[[Bowler hats]]
*[[Bubs]]
*'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''
*[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
*[[Carol]]
*[[Castlefunnies]]
*[[Characters' Contacts]]
*[[Character Evolution]]
*[[Chad Eikhoff]]
*'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''
*[[The Cheat]]
*[[Cheerleader]]
*[[Coach Z]]
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Compy 386]]
*[[Cool Tapes]]
*[[Couch Mumbling]]
*[[Crap]]
*'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''
*[[Dan]]
*[[Dangeresque (film series)]]
*'''[[Decemberween]]'''
*[[DELETED]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Donnie Chapman]]
*[[Double Deuce]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Duck Guardian 2]]
*[[Ducks]]
*[[Duct Tape]]
*[[Dullard (comic)]]
*[[Eh! Steve]]
*[[Email Processing Room]]
*[[Everything Else]]
*[[Experimental Film]]
*'''[[Fan Stuff]]'''
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*[[Flash Store]]
*'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''
*[[Fonts]]
*'''[[Free Country, USA]]'''
*[[Frank Benedetto]]
*[[Gavin]]
*[[Goatface]]
*'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''
*[[Hanging Objects]]
*'''[[Holiday Toons]]'''
*[[Homestar Jr.]]
*[[Homeschool Winner]]
*[[Homestarmy]]
*'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)]]'''
*[[Homestar's Pants]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
*[[Homsar]]
*[[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*[[Ice Cream]]
*[[If I Ran the Camera]]
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[King of Town's Castle]]
*[[Lack of Visible Arms]]
*[[Lappy 486]]
*'''[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]'''
*'''[[Limozeen]]'''
*[[Litigation Jackson]]
*[[Maggot Man]]
*'''[[Main Pages]]'''
*'''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
*[[Matt Chapman]]
*'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]'''
*[[Mellow Mushroom]]
*[[Mountain Dew]]
*[[Museum]]
*'''[[Museum Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Old-Timey]]'''
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
*[[Old Characters]]
*'''[[Original Book]]'''
*[[Peasantry]]
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''
*[[The Poopsmith]]
*[[Potate]]
*'''[[Powered by The Cheat]]'''
*'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
*'''[[Quote Of The Week]]'''
*[[Random Toon]]
*[[Rock Opera Context]]
*[[Rock Opera Visuals]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[Secret Pages]]
*[[Señor]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
*[[Sightings]]
*'''[[Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (video)]]'''
*[[Stinkoman]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]
*[[Stop sign]]
*[[Store]]
*'''[[Strong Bad]]'''
*'''[[Strong Badia]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]'''
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''
*[[Strong Bad's Basement]]
*'''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]'''
*[[Strong Mad's Room]]
*[[Strong Sad]]
*[[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]]
*'''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]'''
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]
*[[Tape leg]]
*'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*[[Tangerine Dreams]]
*[[Tee Bee]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*[[The Athletic Field]]
*[[The Birds]]
*'''[[The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*[[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
*[[The Geddup Noise]]
*[[The Field]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[The Luau]]
*[[The Office]]
*'''[[The Paper]]'''
*[[The Show]]
*[[The Stick]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[The Thnikkaman]]
*[[The Virus]]
*[[They Might Be Giants]]
*'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''
*[[Trogador]]
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[TV Shows]]
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''
*[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]
*[[Whatsit]]
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*'''[[Videlectrix]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[12:00]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[50 emails]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[animal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[army]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[best thing]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[bottom 10]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[do over]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[dragon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[english paper]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[flashback]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[garage sale]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[gimmicks]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[ghosts]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[homsar]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[invisibility]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[modeling]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[monster truck]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[montage]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[rock opera]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sibbie]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[tape-leg]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[virus]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

Davirus — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:24:28 GMT

Davirus: /* Transcript */

{{tgsnav|3|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2|Issue 2|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4|Issue4}}

[[Image:tgs3.PNG|200px|thumb|Cheerleader's new fashion!]]
The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[The Birds]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Thrift Store Girl|Thrift Store Girl]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Possums|Possums]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#3 Spring Rolls|3 Spring Rolls]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Thrift Store|The Thrift Store]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]]

'''Date:''' May 12, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:37

'''Page Title:''' TGS Numba 3

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER ''(boy crazy!)''! SO AND SO ''(math crazy!)''! WHAT'S HER FACE ''(whatev!)''! THE UGLY ONE ''(actually crazy!)''!

''{Open at the standard TGS Field}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Listen gals, if we want to look

'''ALL:''' So goo-

'''CHEERLEADER:''' We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

'''SO AND SO:''' I am SO there.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' We three can go to the mall.

''{So and So and The Ugly One smile and join hands.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{not in a speech bubble}'' What's Her Face, ''{in a speech bubble}'' you can go to a thrift store.

''{What's Her Face frowns}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or junkyard.

''{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One walk to the right, while What's Her Face dejectedly walks to the left. The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the buzzsaw}'' Brrrow!

''{Cut to the mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

''{The Ugly One and So and So stand at a Chinese Food Buffet booth that says "3 spring rolls". Arrow'd Guy is behind the counter.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Three spring rolls, please.

''{Arrow'd Guy throws 3 spring rolls at The Ugly One.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' MSG'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Ow! My stomach lining!

''{Cut to Cheerleader and So and So standing over The Ugly One's body.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' We'll worry about that one later.

''{Cut to a picture of Arrow'd Guy. The man has a sign in his mouth that reads "MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE". Cut to the thrift store where What's Her Face is browsing through clothes racks. A nearby girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item".}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' These clothes smell like grandmas.

''{Cut back to the mall. So and So is trying on a new outfit. The attached price tag reads "$500".}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

'''CHEERLEADER, THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!

''{Slight pause.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' My stomach feels better!

''{Cut away to Cheerleader wearing an elephant head.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm going for a whole new style!

'''SO AND SO, THE UGLY ONE:''' NO GOOD!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

'''SO AND SO,THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{dejectedly}'' That's true.

''{Cut to What's Her Face walking home from the thrift store.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

''{A wave of possoms approaches.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' (the words scroll across the paper as he says this) Poooosssssummmmms...!

''{Cut back to the outside of the mall. Cheerleader is still wearing her elephant head, So and So is wearing her new outfit with the price tag still attached. Each girl has a bag of stuff in front of them.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' My card is totally max0rzed! ''{pronounces the last word as "maxed"}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' True dat.

'''SO AND SO:''' True that.

''{What's Her Face enters from the left. Her clothes are torn and she is bleeding in various places.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Whats your problem?

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{happily}'' I met a possum.

'''SO AND SO:''' Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

''{The Teen Girl Squad poses.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, THE UGLY ONE:''' POSE!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My blood hurts.

''{Cut to the "IT'S OVER!" end card, but instead of the standard "IT'S OVER", a little ditty plays, and Strong Bad sings along.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*MSG stands for [[Wikipedia:Monosodium glutamate|monosodium glutamate]], a flavor enhancer commonly added to soups, canned vegetables, processed meats, and Asian cuisine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, MSG has a limited number of symptoms, usually among people who may eat a large dose (greater than 3 grams) on an empty stomach and people who have severe asthma. The short-term reactions known as MSG Symptom Complex can involve numbness, tingling, burning sensation, chest pain, headache, rapid heartbeat, nausea, weakness, and drowsiness. MSG and other glutamates usually affect only the nervous system, and claims of deteriorating stomach lining due to MSG consumption are unsubstantiated.
* Max0rzed is a reference to the "[[Internet Slang|1337]]" language. The -0rz- is never pronounced.

=== Trivia ===
* Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "Shopping and marsupials. Need anything else?"

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features '''two''' hidden creators' commentaries. To access them, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===First Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]])

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Teen Girl Squad, Issue number three.

'''STRONG BAD:''' By Strong Bad!

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' You made this, huh?

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, I did, Mike! Look, The Ugly One is actually crazy. That girl’s nuts.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Yeah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Umm, so Strong Bad, tell me about—uh—how long does it take you to make uh one of these Teen Girl Squad Episodes?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, three minutes.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Three minutes?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, three and a half if —

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Some of them are even longer than that so it takes you less time to make them than they actually are?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Really?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' That’s pretty impressive.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am—pretty impressed.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' So do you make these as they’re being shown? Are they streaming?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Streaming—draw, yo.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' {''giggles''}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Buffering. Thirty—Two percent, Thirty—Five percent,

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Uh—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Buffering—hang on!

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Look! Who’s that guy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That’s a—a girl, actually. That’s a kind of a homeless woman.

{''both laugh''}

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Oh—You know I always thought it was like an Indy Rock guy.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. Homeless lady. They hired the—given ‘er the—feedin’ ‘er lunch if she’ll hold that sign.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Look at that!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that is not a good style.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' {''laughs''} Seems a little weird for Cheerleader to think that an elephant mask would be a good style.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that—I think her mom is like buys all the clothes and gives her all the styles so when she’s set on her own she tries to buy an elephant head.

{short pause}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um—so those possums, Mike…

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Possums started uh—another kind of trend in addition to the—the man—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wave of babies.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Yeah the wave of babies, the possums, just kind of the more subtle—

'''STRONG BAD:''' {''interrupts, illegible''}

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' —squished.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. {''makes squishing noise''} he— How come I never—sing this anymore?

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Sing it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Doot doot doot do!

===Second Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by''': [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is one of my personal favorites!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, hey— oh, hey Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, don't gimme that, Mike. Why don't ''you'' do a voice?

'''MIKE:''' Umm...

'''MIKE'S STRONG BAD:''' OK, I can do this voice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! It's gonna be me and Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, eh?

'''MIKE'S STRONG BAD:''' Yes, you can see!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's— I ''can'' see!

'''MIKE'S STRONG BAD:''' You can see with ''two'' eyes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I do! All the time! What do you think of this— this is a pivotal episode, I think, where it— it established them as a powerful force and a mainstay, I think.

'''MIKE'S STRONG BAD:''' Aaaah!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' I think—

'''MIKE'S STRONG BAD:''' I can't think of things to say!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, well, you can go back to being Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks. ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, I like a lot of the transitions I do, like "meanwhile at the thrift store"...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, where you just kinda put it written on somebody's teeth, maybe; Battle of the Bands—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' —I think, was written on people's teeth...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, usually it's pretty gross. Close-ups.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Gross man? A gross man's mouth?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. ''{incomprehensible}'' Umm...

'''MIKE:''' So, what's your inspiration, Strong Bad, for these Teen Girl Squad comics?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, all—

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause you don't have any sisters, I mean, so how do you know about this kind of culture?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, all the teen girls, that alls the time are all upon my jock.

'''MIKE:''' That's... nasty?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Isn't that— that's hip-hop slang!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think. Store bag. Shop.

'''MIKE:''' So y— So th— the—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe we should go— no, wait, I don't want to say it!

'''MIKE:''' You don't want to start over again?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''MIKE:''' All right. It's over, anyway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. We didn't talk about it much.

'''MIKE:''' Naw, let's try it again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:tgs3.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"]]
*[[HR:tgs3.swf|View the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

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Davirus: I think this way is more understandable.

[[Image:Strongbadia_in_2_years.png|thumb|"I don't like food anymore!"]]
'''Strong Bad Email #85'''

E. Fullmer asks Strong Bad what Strong Badia will be like in approximately 2 years, and we get a look at the future.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strongbadia]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]], [[The King of Town's Grill]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' September 22, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:23

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heesaro! Hassaro! Heesaro!

''{Reading email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Strong Bad, 
I am going on a long trip and won't be 
able to check out "Homestar Runner's 
Website" for a long time. What do you 
think the greatest advancement for 
Strong Badia will be in the next 2 
years? 
 
Your Main Man, 
E. Fullmer</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Strong Bad" stressing "Strong" as if it were "Dear," says "Homestar has a website?" after reading "Homestar Runner's Website for a long time" and says "Oh..." before reading the signature}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' Umm, Endiment...? ''{typing}'' Hang on Endiment. Just for the record, my main man is, and has been since 1987, Van Mundegaarde. And don't you forget it! ''{not typing, a little picture of Strong Bad with a note from Strong Bad to Van comes down}'' Oh, Van, the times we shared. ''{typing}'' Well, as you know, Endy, Strongbadia is on the cutting edge of the future. I can easily predict that the population will have tripled in two years.

''{Cut to Strong Badia}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So by then it will be population: tire and...bundt cake pan.

''{A bundt cake pan appears out of nowhere. The sign changes its population list accordingly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:'''...and Coach Z.

''{Coach Z appears behind the fence, facing away from the camera. The sign changes its population list accordingly again.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'm takin' a leak!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I also have some good news for you single ladies out there. The cinder block is going to break up with the sign.

''{The stopsign moves away from the cinder block, and a letter from the cinder block to the sign appears on-screen:}''

<pre>Dear Stopsign,
You are a stopsign and I am a
cinderblock. Therefore I think
we should break up. I hope we
can still be's friends.
-Cinderblock</pre>

'''CINDER BLOCK:''' Dear Stop Sign, you are a stop sign and I am a cinder block.

''{The letter disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ooh! And we will also have developed a world-class hole.

''{A hole appears in the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And by then, hopefully the Cheat will be finished with the mural I commissioned him to paint on the fence...

''{A mural of the words "FIREWORKS or die" appears on the fence}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...like a freakin' year ago. Slowbie. Oh yeah, and the tire will have definitely won the title.

''(A belt appears on the tire and an invisible crowd cheers.)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally, Strong Sad will have actually succeeded in becoming more whiny.

''{Strong Sad appears out of nowhere}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pouty voice}'' I don't like food anymore!

''{Cut back to the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Augh! So annoying. Oh, that reminds me. I should probably go let Strong Sad outta the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After about 15 seconds, Strong Bad gets up. Cut to the dryer. Strong Bad opens it, and discovers a dizzy, fluffy The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? The Cheat?! Where the crap did I leave Strong Sad?

''{Cut to The King of Town's grill. It's closed, but we can hear Strong Sad's voice from within.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, hello? Can anybody hear me? The Cheat has a really nice place in here. And none of his shirts fit me.

''{Cut back to the Compy, with Strong Bad sitting at it as before.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can click on the words "Homestar Runner's Website" to see a quick peek at [[Homestar's Website|Homestar's crappy website]].
*After you wait and see what happened to Strong Sad, you can click on the reflection of Strong Bad's Blue Diamond to see the advertisement for the "Rematch" between Strong Mad and the [[Tire]].
:''{Cut to black screen.}''
:'''VOICEOVER:''' Revenge. ''{Everything he says echoes ridiculously; the word "REVENGE" appears in red on the screen and Strong Mad is seen on the left, half-lit. He then disappears.}'' Vengeance. ''{The word "VENGEANCE" is now seen on the screen and the Tire, as with Strong Mad, appears half-lit on the right; it also disappears}'' Vengeful. ''{the word "VENGEFUL" appears and Strong Mad appears as before, more briefly this time.}'' Revengeanceful. ''{The same happens, this time with the Tire; it disappears, then Strong Mad is seen straight on, coming closer to the screen.}'' This Sunday, watch as Strong Mad attempts to reclaim the title ''{Title belts appear around Strong Mad's eyes, and his face starts fading into red}'' from Strongbadia heavyweight champion, ''{the whole screen turns red and the Tire appears on the screen, growing toward us.}'' the Tire. Tire Madness. ''{A red Tire Madness logo appears, flashes, and explodes onto the screen, which briefly turns yellow, then reverts to red.}'' Only on pay per view. ''{The words "ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!!" flash in yellow at the bottom.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*It is now revealed the [[Cinderblock]] is male, and the [[Stop Sign]] is female.
*It's been confirmed that E. Fullmer's first initial stands for "Elder" Fullmer, indicating that he is about to become a Mormon missionary. This could explain why he will be going on a two-year trip and will not be able to check the website for two years, as that is how long Mormon missionaries serve, and they are usually not allowed to use the Internet during that time.
*The Homestar portrait on his website is done using the repousse technique.
* The "Tire Madness" Logo is similar to the logo used by the now-defunct WCW organization.

===Remarks===
*The [[No Loafing Sign|No Loafing]] sign can be seen when Strong Bad finds The Cheat in the dryer, though the sign is known to be located in the Computer Room.
*This email was released in September 2003, so the changes Strong Bad mentions should have come into fruition by now. To date, none of these predictions has panned out.
*[[Strong Bad]] doesn't look much different in [[1987]].
*The fact that Strong Sad says "The Cheat really has a nice place in here" while he is in [[The King of Town's Grill|the King of Town's grill]] can confirm that the the king's grill is much more spacious on the inside than it looks.

===Inside References===
*The music that plays when the Cinderblock's note is displayed is the same music that played in [[A Decemberween Pageant]] when Marzipan was talking to The Cheat (right after Strong Bad had said, "There's a squid.") and, later, in [[pom pom]] when Strong Bad is writing the letter to [[Pom Pom]]'s parents.
*Strong Sad in [[The King of Town's Grill]] is a reference to [[Where's The Cheat?]].

== DVD Version ==
*The Homestar's website Easter egg is actually part of the email. When you switch the angle using the angle button on your DVD remote, it pops up like a regular webpage window and sticks around for ten or fifteen seconds.
*The Cheat in the Dryer and Strong Sad in the Grill Easter eggs have now been separated. You can now find Strong Sad by selecting a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower-left corner of the Compy 386 screen.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail85.html|watch "2 years"]]
*[[HR:sbemail85.swf|view the Flash file for "2 years"]]
*[[HR:mywedpage.html|view Homestar Runner's "website"]]
*[[HR:sbglossy.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's photograph.]]

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