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montage

Drake — Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:45:37 GMT

Drake: That is really stretching it. Seriously, that's going way too far

[[Image:sbemail117.png|thumb|A girl. Or maybe a wagon. Filled up with pancakes.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #117'''

[[Strong Bad]] "creats" a few montages about a [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]]

'''Date:''' November 8, 2004

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{announcing}'' Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you creat a montage?

Steve
Surf City, NJ</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "creat" as it is spelled and reads NJ as "No Job"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in a high-pitched, mocking voice}'' Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this. And your name is Watered Down. ''{clears screen, continues typing in normal voice}'' A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever? Okay. I'll make a montage about...

''{cut to an empty field}''

Me. ''{Strong Bad appears}''

And a wagon. ''{a wagon appears}''

Full of pancakes. ''{pancakes appear in the wagon}''

''{Diamond wipe to Strong Bad and the wagon walking past Bubs's Concession Stand.}''

''{Wipe to a field where Strong Bad kicks the wagon calmly.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad pulling the wagon uphill.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, or maybe a montage of me falling in love with the wagon full of pancakes.

''{Heart wipe to Strong Bad in a boat with the wagon. They are both holding glasses of wine (Or some sort of juice).}''

''{singing}''

Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon listening to a Taranchula LP on headphones.}''<br>
We'll pawn your dad's computer <br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon, under the stars. Strong Bad points to some shooting stars in the distance.}''<br>
and we'll sail to paradise<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon spinning around, holding "hands".}''<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at the movies. Strong Bad drops some popcorn.}''<br>
You're a girl... or maybe a wagon... <br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at a fast food place. Strong Bad puts ketchup on some fries while laughing and smiling.}<br>
filled up with pancakes<br>
{Cut to Strong Bad frolicking across a field as the wagon follows.}''<br>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe a montage of the wagon full of pancakes
''{cut to a front door view of The Cheat and the wagon}''
and The Cheat being down on their luck door to door salesmen.

''{Cut to The Cheat lying in the wagon as the wagon rolls past.}''

''{Several doors slam on The Cheat at different angles.}''

''{singing}''
You can't do it so give up now<br>
Whatcha gonna do when your dough runs out?<br>
Ain't that a drag?<br>
''{Cut to the wagon sitting in an arm chair while the Cheat lies on the floor in front, smoking.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stops singing}'' No, I got it. A montage of the wagon full of pancakes training ''{cut to Homestar in a black shirt that says "The #1" looking at the wagon in a field}'' for the championship.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A wagon full of pamcakes? In the [[Champeenship|champeenship]]? I'd like to see you try.

''{Zoom in on pancakes as training music starts to play.}''

''{Cut to the wagon climbing the stairs of a stadium.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''
Guts, guts and might ''{The wagon's handle slowly collapses on top of a barbell.}''<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon on a track.}''<br>
Lifting weights and feeling all right ''{Strong Bad clicks a stop watch.''}<br>
''{Cut to a silhouette of Strong Bad and the wagon running past a sunset and an ocean.}''<br>
It's a showdown going downtown<br>
You're gonna mess around showdown<br>
''{Cut to the wagon ascending the bleachers again.}''<br>
Put your nose down showdown<br>
''{Cut to quick shot of wagon jumping up and down at the top of the bleachers.}''<br>

''{Cut to Homestar Runner and the wagon in a gym as Coach Z looks on in a referee costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiya! Hiya! ''{Homestar kicks.}''

''{The wagon's handle falls on Homestar, just like it did while training with the barbell, and Homestar falls down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oof!

'''COACH Z:''' The pamcakes wins!

''{A buzzer sounds and the score changes from 6-6 to 6-7 on the scoreboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Showdown.

''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Those were some good montages, eh Watered Down? That was like, a montage of montages. The only thing we left out is the end credits photo montage. Hit it!

''{Cut to a glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon in the boat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}''
Partying... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon on the beach.}''
It's the weekend... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon in the movie theater.}''<br>
''{Cut to a closeup of The Cheat lying on the floor.}''<br>
'''CAPTION:''' The Cheat never sold a single box of toner. He is currently unemployed.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' And a wagon... ''party party party''.<br>
Full of pancakes... <br>
''{Cut to Homestar kicking in the gym.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': Homestar sold his "The #1" shirt for $3(US). He got a good deal.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to a glossy of Strong Bad frolicing across the field, the wagon not in the photo.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': Strong Bad went on to host some show on Animal Planet.<br>
It was cancelled before the first commercial break.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' And we're partying... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to the wagon with a fedora.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': After winning the champeenship, the Wagon Fulla Pancakes did some local TV spots for a used car dealership.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the weekend... ''party party party''<br>
And we're partying... ''party party party''<br>
Everybody does it tonnniiight...<br>
'''CAPTION''': It currently resides in Long Beach with its spouse and 2 children.

''{Homestar quits singing.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down onto the photo.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait a bit at the end to see what becomes of [[The Paper]].

*At the end, click on "4 Wheels" on the wagon to see Homestar, undefeated in spirit.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing in the now dark champeenship stadium}''
:I'm the best around
:Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!
:I'm the best around!
:Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!
:''{his score on the score board behind him turns from 0 to -1 as the buzzing sound is heard}''

*At the end, click on "Strong Bad" to see another scene.
:''{highly pixelated versions of Strong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes are running through a highly pixelated city, which is the NYC backdrop from Punch-Out from the NES}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a showdown going downtown
:You're gonna mess around showdown
:Put your nose down showdown

== Fun Facts ==
{{funfacts}}

*This is an email [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=34044#34044 that was sent in by an HRWiki member]. Congratulations [[User:porplemontage|porplemontage]]!

*The song Homestar is singing in the Easter Egg ("You're the Best") comes from the 1984 masterpiece, ''[[Wikipedia:The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid.]]'' Homestar's headband, bearing the design of an old Japanese flag, is also a reference to this film, and has appeared before in both [[pom pom]] and [[Theme Song Video]].
**The scene during which "You're the Best" plays in ''The Karate Kid'' is another well-known martial arts training montage.

*The scene with Strong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes sitting in the canoe is reminiscent of [[lures & jigs]], where Strong Bad and Coach Z fish in the exact same spot.

*The song Strong Bad sings when he falls in love with the wagon is reminiscent of the style of [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]].

*Much of the wagon's training sequence (especially the wagon "running" up the stairs) is a parody of the training sequence from the immortal boxing epic, ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]''. It could also be seen as an homage to the Matthew Modine classic ''Vision Quest'' in which the steps of a stadium are used during the workout routine.

*The Strong Bad easter egg is a take on the popular NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]]'', in which halfway through the game you saw a similar sequence.
**The ''Punchout'' sequence itself was a clear reference to the training sequence in ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]''.

*The [[Taranchula]] album cover is the same one from the liner notes of the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]]. The name "Taranchula" also appears in the e-mail [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail16.html "Band Names"].

*When Strong Bad is in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] with the wagon, he's using the bottle of ketchup and eating the fries from [[funny]].

*There actually is a system call in the Unix operating system called "creat." It creat(e)s a new file.

*The reference to Strong Bad going on to host a show on Animal Planet that got cancelled before the first commericial break is a reference to how the Cable network Animal Planet will sometimes hype a new show beyond a belief, making you think it will be a great new series.... then all they show is the pilot and nothing else.

*Besides the [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge|smoking game]], this is the first actual cartoon in which you see The Cheat smoking. Strong Bad originally acknowledged The Cheat's nicotine habit in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

*The "some guy from a zoo" line by Strong Bad during the "Late-Night Talk Show"-style intro is most likely a reference to how such shows often resort to the gimmick of having zoo workers appear on the show, accompanied by their animal partners, whose mischievous antics can often get a cheap laugh from the audience.

*When The Cheat and the wagon are door-to-door salesman, they visit the house from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] twice.

*In the original version of this e-mail, the background was static while Strong Bad and the wagon were spinning around. It has since been fixed to blurred trees.

*Homestar gets less money for a shirt than he gets for a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/auction.html "Some Type of Online Auction"]

*The Cheat not being able to sell any toner is reminiscent of the movie ''The Salesman'', where traveling salesmen have varying rates of success selling bibles. The poorest selling bible seller of the group winds up losing his job.

*The sparkling water seen while Strong Bad is running on the horizon seems to be the same from [[Main Page 3]].

*[[The Movie Theatre]] that Strong Bad and the Wagon go to is the one from [[A Jorb Well Done]].

*At the rate of one e-mail per week, [[The Paper]] will be around for almost exactly one more year, as the 173rd e-mail would land on December 5th, 2005 (fifty-six Mondays away).

*In filmic terms, scholars David Bordwell and Kristin Thompson define a montage sequence as "a segment of film which summarizes a topic or compresses a passage of time into brief symbolic or typical images." Also, montage sequences generally represent a longer passage of time than the also-typical "dissolve" or "fade" techniques between shots.

*When Strong Bad sings the line "Lifting weights and feeling all right" during the training montage, it might be a reference to [[dangeresque 3]]'s "Riding in a Corvette and feeling all right" lyric.

*Strong Bad probably changed Steve's name to Watered Down to prevent another "Eh Steve" crack, like he did in [[kids' book]] and [[different town]].

*Strong Bad, who makes a point of criticizing every e-mailer's spelling and grammar, makes a critical mistake here himself. "Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this." This sentence should have a question mark, but it doesn't!

*The line about Strong Bad's show being canceled before the commercial break may be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Turn-On|Turn-On]]'', which was cancelled 10 minutes into its pilot episode.

*This email introduces an updated, more symmetrical version of the gray "horns" on Strong Bad's mask.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail117.html watch "montage"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail117.swf view the flash file for "montage"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1226 forum thread re: "montage"]

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Peasantry

Drake — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 15:52:19 GMT

Drake: Added History

[[Image:Peasantry Map.png|thumb|right|220px|The Map of Thy Peasantry]]

'''Peasantry''' is a land filled with peasants, archers, and knights(albeit apparent lack of a castle). Creatures such as [[Trogdor]], the ogre-like [[Kerrek]] and the primitive [[Jhonka]] also abound. It is the primary location in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Its name is based on the land of Daventry, from the King's Quest games by Sierra. It is also(presumably) the place where [[TROGDOR!]] takes place.

==History==
The history of peasantry is a dark one indeed. In the early days, life was simple and happy. Children frollicked in the park. Creepy old men fished in the lakes. Then, the beasts came. Three horrible creatures invaded Peasantry. One, the [[Jhonka]] was a troll-like being that lived in a cave, hoarding it's treasure. The second, a vile giant known as the [[Kerrek]], invaded the land, squashing all who tresspassed his fields. And the third, the most horrible of them all, was a [[dragon]] known simply as [[Trogdor]]. The Trogdor ravaged fields, squashed peasants, destroyed huts, and spread burnination all over the land. Ever since this day, the peasants of Peasantry have lived in dread.

[[Category: Places]]
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Peasantry

Drake — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 15:39:31 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:Peasantry Map.png|thumb|right|220px|The Map of Thy Peasantry]]

'''Peasantry''' is a land filled with peasants and knights. Creatures such as [[Trogdor]], the ogre-like [[Kerrek]] and the primitive [[Jhonka]] also abound. It is the primary location in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Its name is based on the land of Daventry, from the King's Quest games by Sierra. It is also(presumably) the place where [[TROGDOR!]] takes place.

[[Category: Places]]
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Duck Guardian One

Drake — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:51:45 GMT

Drake: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:Duck_Gaurd_One.PNG|thumb|400px|'''Duck Guardian''' start screen]]

== Summary ==
A game where you try to save the ducks from various hazards and lead them into a spaceship.

'''Page Title:''' Duck Guardian One! Save a Duck, Save THE WORLD!!

== Instructions ==
Protect the ducks using a variety of rays! Use the mouse to move the ray target crosshairs, and the desired number key to fire a ray (The keys used are noted below). Use P or the Enter key to "paws" the game at any time. There are 33 Levels total.

=== Ray Types ===
* '''Direction Ray (1):''' The ray you begin the game with. When fired at a duck, it will reverse the direction it is going in, useful for dodging falling robot heads.
* '''Jump Ray (2):''' Earned in Level 3. Enables ducks to jump over pits and robot dogs.
* '''Freeze Ray (3):''' Earned in Level 9. Freezes ducks solid, rendering them temporarily immune to robot dog attacks. Be warned that other ducks cannot pass frozen ducks, and robot heads still crush frozen ducks.
* '''Double Jump Ray (2):''' Replaces the normal Jump Ray in Level 13. Enables ducks to jump in mid-air.
* '''Hatch Ray (4):''' Earned in Level 17. Cracks open falling eggs, causing ducks to come out. Be warned that, if used on live ducks, it blows them up.
* '''Armor Ray (5 or Space Bar):''' Earned in Level 27. Renders ducks immune to robot heads and dogs, but unable to jump.

=== Hazards ===
* '''Robot Heads:''' Fall from the sky to crush your ducks. Only the armor ray renders your ducks immune to a Robot Head attack.
* '''Spaceship Door:''' In certain levels, opens and closes. If closed, ducks cannot enter the ship.
* '''Bombs:''' Fall from the sky to open pits in the ground. Will kill any ducks they fall on.
* '''Pits:''' Holes in the ground created by Bombs and Hatched Eggs. Will kill any duck unlucky enough to wander into it.
* '''Robot Dogs:''' Run from the left side of the screen to the right, eating any ducks unfortunate enough to get in their way. The Freeze and Armor rays protect your ducks from a Robot Dog attack. Can be jumped. ''{The city light will flash shortly before the Robot Dog comes out on the prowl.}''
* '''Falling Eggs:''' Fall from the sky and crush ducks. They remain on the ground and block ducks that walk up to them, but can be transformed into two or more ducks using the Hatch Ray, but will leave a pit in the ground. Can be jumped.

== Fun Facts ==
*The carton pack for this game is reminicent to the Pitfall! Atari 2600 game, using the graphic style from many of the Activision games of that era. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Secret_Collect Secret Collect] also uses this style on its carton package.

*This is making fun of the "Lemmings"-type games.

*The eggs kinda look like Yoshi's egg. (from the Mario series.)

*This game was first mentioned in the [[EmailFAQ|Email FAQ's]], where one of the many things Strong Bad does is hold up a game and says "I gotta' play my new copy of Duck Guardian 2!" That also explains why this game is sometimes called Duck Guardian ''1''.

*When you beat the game, [[:Image:Duck_Guardian_winscreen.png|a screen]] shows up that has an astronaut handing one of the ducks (dead) on a plate to a strange alien, and the text says "Well Done, Duck Guardian!! Now the people of Vexar VII will not go hungry!"

[[Image:Duck_Guardian_flasherror.png|thumb|right|100px|Player error ]]
*Users without Flash Player 7 installed receive an interesting note, which seems to cleverly reference [[Wikipedia:Player (dating)|player culture]].

*The hint for Level 11 is a reference to the old adage "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

*The hint for Level 31 is a possible reference to the Frog and Toad series of books.

*This game was also referred to on [[Main Page 22]], where two ducks walk across the screen and explode.

== Glitches ==
*If you pause the game, the Spaceship Door still opens and closes. So if the door is shut at the moment your duck arrives at the door, simply pause the game and wait for the door to open.
*Sometimes, if you use the direction ray right when a duck is next to a closed spaceship door, they will go in.
*You can armour then quickly unarmour ducks in midair, then make them double jump again! With this glitch, ducks can make it all the way across without even touching the floor. If robot heads are falling, simply armour them when they're up high, then unarmour them once the robot head has passed. Makes the game much easier.

== Hints and Tips ==
* Using the Direction Ray on a duck repeatedly agitates it, causing it to run faster and jump farther.
**This technique can be used for a fun, little "cheat"; although it's not very effective on some levels. Fire the Direction Ray without releasing it close to the left side of the screen so that the ducks cannot pass, and "hold" them there for a bit (as long as you can). When you release the ray, the ducks sprint, and you can "shoot" all the ducks across the screen at once. (If they're fast enough, they will run right over holes in the ground!) Also fun: firing the Jump Ray immediately as you release the Direction Ray. Freeze them to protect from dogs and they'll retain their agitation. They'll all jump the whole screen to safety in one lightning fast swoop, as long as the door is open at the time, of course.
* You can use the Direction Ray on ducks in mid-air. In fact, you can use all of the rays on ducks in mid-air. Armored ducks fall faster than frozen ducks because they're heavier.
*On Level 12, if you ever get caught up with too many ducks you can freeze them and work on others (there are no robot heads to hurt the ducks). However, the duck may unfreeze before a robot dog comes and then the duck is toast.
* If a duck reaches the spaceship while the door is closed, use the direction ray repeatedly and you can force him into the ship through the closed door. (You can also force ducks through eggs this way!)

== Level Guide ==
=== Level One ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Shoot Ducks With The DIRECTION RAY To Turn Them Around.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads
=== Level Two ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10<br>
'''HINT:''' Ducks Cannot Enter The Escape Ship When The Door Is Closed.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Closing Spaceship Door
=== Level Three ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 10<br>
'''HINT:''' You Now Have The JUMP RAY. Press 1 To Fire The DIRECTION RAY, Press 2 To Fire The JUMP RAY.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads
=== Level Four ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Use The JUMP RAY To Get Ducks Over Dangerous Pits.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit
=== Level Five ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25<br>
'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks Can Be Reversed With The DIRECTION RAY.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door
=== Level Six ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' The DIRECTION RAY Agitates Ducks With Repeated Use.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits
=== Level Seven ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Watch Out For Robot Dogs. They Love To Eat Ducks.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs
=== Level Eight ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 12<br>
'''HINT:''' The City Light Will Flash When A Robot Dog Is On The Prowl.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, Closing Spaceship Door
=== Level Nine ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 25<br>
'''HINT:''' You Now Have The FREEZE RAY. Press 3 To Fire The FREEZE RAY And Freeze Ducks.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs
=== Level Ten ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Robot Dogs Don't Like Eating FROZEN Ducks. Not So Much, No.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit
=== Level Eleven ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 35<br>
'''HINT:''' A duck In The Ship Is Worth Two Somewhere Else.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits, Closing Spaceship Door
=== Level Twelve ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 25<br>
'''HINT:''' Today's Forecast: No Deadly Robot Heads Inexplicably Falling From The Heavens.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Dogs, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits
=== Level Thirteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' You Now Have The JUMP RAY DOUBLE JUMP RAY Upgrade. Shoot An Airborne Duck A Second Time For Serious Duck Air.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits
=== Level Fourteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Falling Eggs Will Crush Unwitting Ducks, And Obstruct Them Once They've Landed.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 1 Egg
=== Level Fifteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 30<br>
'''HINT:''' Videogames Are Just As Good As Reading A Book.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads
=== Level Sixteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' Airborne Ducks Can Be FROZEN, But FROZEN Ducks Cannot JUMP.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit, 2 Eggs
=== Level Seventeen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' You Now Have The HATCH RAY. Shoot An Egg With The 4 Key To HATCH 'Em Up.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 0-1 Pits, 1 Egg
=== Level Eighteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' Don't Let Ducks Die Or Perhaps You Will Lose The Game.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-2 Pits, 2 Eggs, Closing Spaceship Door

=== Level Nineteen ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 35<br>
'''HINT:''' Attempting To HATCH A Live Duck Is Not Recommended.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:'''Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg, Closing Spaceship Door
=== Level Twenty ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 15 Ducks out of 60<br>
'''HINT:''' Why Don't Robot Dogs Fall In The Pits? It's Not Really Fair.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 4 Bombs, 4 Pits
=== Level Twenty-One ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 10<br>
'''HINT:''' Phew. Take A Breather!<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' None
=== Level Twenty-Two ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' Press Enter For Pause If You Find Yourself Getting Too Excited.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg
=== Level Twenty-Three ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40<br>
'''HINT:''' You Can REFREEZE Ducks To Keep Them In Place.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit
=== Level Twenty-Four ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 30 Ducks out of 50<br>
'''HINT:''' The Next Gun Is Pretty Awesome.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1-3 Pits, 2 Eggs
=== Level Twenty-Five ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 40<br>
'''HINT:''' Special Goal: DOUBLE JUMP 5 Ducks Into Ship To Advance.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2 Pits
=== Level Twenty-Six ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 25 Ducks out of 50<br>
'''HINT:''' Avoid Repetitive Stress Disorder By Taking Frequent Rest Breaks Or Through The Healing Power Of Meditation.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit
=== Level Twenty-Seven ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 12<br>
'''HINT:''' You Now Have The ARMOR GUN. Press SPACE Or 5 To Fortify Your Duck With Vitamins And Minerals.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs
=== Level Twenty-Eight ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 10 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' Shoot An ARMORED Duck A Second Time To Remove Its ARMOR.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg

=== Level Twenty-Nine ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 25<br>
'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Jump 5 FROZEN Ducks Into Ship To Advance.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1-2 Pits, 1 Egg
=== Level Thirty ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 20<br>
'''HINT:''' Special Goal: Save 5 ARMORED Ducks To Advance. No Refund On Flesh Ducks.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 3 Bombs, 3 Pits
=== Level Thirty-One ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' ARMORED Ducks And Robot Dogs Are The Best Of Friends.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 1 Bomb, 1 Pit
=== Level Thirty-Two ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 4<br>
'''HINT:''' To Make An Omelet, You Have To Break A Few Eggs.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, 0-4 Pits, 4 Eggs
=== Level Thirty-Three ===
'''GOAL:''' Save 5 Ducks out of 15<br>
'''HINT:''' This Is Pretty Much The Last Round. You Are Doing Great.<br>
'''RAYS:''' Direction Ray, Double Jump Ray, Freeze Ray, Hatch Ray, Armor Ray<br>
'''HAZARDS:''' Robot Heads, Robot Dogs, 2 Bombs, 2-4 Pits, 2 Eggs

== External Links ==
Play [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dg1.html Duck Guardian]

View the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/duck_guardianv8.swf flash file] for Duck Guardian
[[Category: Games]]

=== Level Select ===

(Note: They're mirrors, and therefore take some time to load)

<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_01.swf Level One]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_02.swf Level Two]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_03.swf Level Three]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_04.swf Level Four]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_05.swf Level Five]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_06.swf Level Six]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_07.swf Level Seven]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_08.swf Level Eight]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_09.swf Level Nine]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_10.swf Level Ten]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_11.swf Level Eleven]<br>
<td width="33%" valign="top">
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_12.swf Level Twelve]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_13.swf Level Thirteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_14.swf Level Fourteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_15.swf Level Fifteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_16.swf Level Sixteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_17.swf Level Seventeen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_18.swf Level Eighteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_19.swf Level Nineteen]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_20.swf Level Twenty]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_21.swf Level Twenty One]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_22.swf Level Twenty Two]<br>
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_23.swf Level Twenty Three]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_24.swf Level Twenty Four]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_25.swf Level Twenty Five]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_26.swf Level Twenty Six]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_27.swf Level Twenty Seven]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_28.swf Level Twenty Eight]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_29.swf Level Twenty Nine]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_30.swf Level Thirty]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_31.swf Level Thirty One]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_32.swf Level Thirty Two]<br>
[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/dg1_preset_levels/dg1_33.swf Level Thirty Three]<br>
</td>
</table>

The Moon

Drake — Mon, 13 Dec 2004 23:19:37 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:The_Moon.PNG|thumb|right|220px|To the moon and beyond]]

'''The Moon''' is a popular destination of the people of [[Free Country, USA]]. This is where [[Strong Bad]] likes to play tennis with the [[Coach Z]].

Strong Bad tries to fly [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] there after drinking a bottle of [[Soy Sauce]] in the email "[[personal favorites]]". He also announces his intention to retire on the moon after stealing [[The King of Town]]'s crown in the [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]].

The flavor of [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] will also send you to the moon, as seen in the toon, "Mr. Shmallow".

You can click on it for an easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

==Complete Filmography==
* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow.]]
* [[Main Page 1]]
* [[flashback]]
* [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]

[[Category: Places]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Crazy Go Nuts University

Drake — Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:52:18 GMT

Drake:

{| border="1" cellpadding="2" width="255px" cellspacing="0" align="right"
| bgcolor="#efefef" align="center" colspan=2 |
[[Image:CGNU Crest.jpg]]
|-
| align="center" colspan="2" style="border-bottom:3px solid gray;" | <font size="-1">''Motto: Where the future is you...probably''</font>
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Founded
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Unknown
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | School type
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Private
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Chancellor
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Unknown
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Principal
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Strong Bad
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Enrollment
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | 3 ?
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Campus surroundings
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Field and Fence
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Sports teams
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | The Golf Club
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Mascot
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[The Jolly Dumple]]
|-
| bgcolor="#efefef" | Campus Radio Station
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[WSBD|89.3 WSBD The Voice of CGNU]]
|}

'''Crazy Go Nuts University''' is a University created by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a guy with a big knife | guy with a big knife]]. A diploma From Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed.

==Courses offered==
* Cheesing People Off
* Indian-Giving
* Cutting Ones
* Doing Some Other Things
* Home Invasion
* Cracking Wise
* World Domination
* Sending Me a Dollar
* Total Spaceship Guy
* TV / VCR Repair
or
* Get your Degree

==The Golf Club Team==
The CGNU Golf club team has a game every day at 6pm. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.

''Fighting, and sometimes striving,''<br>
''wondering what the Dumple is.''<br>
''Excellence, and what is valor?''<br>
''And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!''

''C! G! N! . . . U! (me?)''

==As seen in==
*[[Homestar Quiz]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[CGNU]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[mascot]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[radio]]

"''Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you. Probably.''"

[[Category: Places]]

WSBD

Drake — Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:47:59 GMT

Drake:

'''89.3 WSBD''' is the [[CGNU]]'s [[radio]] station. It's motto is "The voice of [[CGNU]]" and it's hosts consist of bewildered freshman who walk in. Oddly enough, one of it's programs consists of an hour of chanting, which probably explains why it is [[Strong Sad]]'s favorite station. It has also been known to give away frisbees.

the bet

Drake — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 20:21:59 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:thebet.png|thumb|"Oh Crap!"]]

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #95'''

Strong Bad loses a bet with Homestar Runner, and he has to eat dinner with The King of Town.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!

''{Reading email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Do you ever go over to The King of
Town's place for dinner? If so,
what's it like?

Chris
Ann Arbor, Michigan</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(typing)'' Well Chris Ann, I hate to admit it but uh yeah, there was this one time when I went over to The King of Town's castle. Seems I placed a bet with one Homestar Runner some Tuesday night.

''{cuts to Strong Bad and Homestar Runner in the field at night}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let me get this uh-straight: You're betting me that you're cool.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep, I'm cool.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And if you're not cool, you have to change your name to Kevin DuBrow. But if you are cool, I gotta spend the night over at The King of Town's?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's the deal, man. The total deal.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're goin' down, son.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No ways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright! Let's see you be's cool.

''{Homestar pulls out a pair of sunglasses and slowly puts them on. He pauses a moment for the effect to sink in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Sup?

''{Strong Bad takes this in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, crap!!

''{Cuts to The King of Town's castle. Strong Bad rings the doorbell.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Come on in.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peeks out from behind the door}'' Is the coast clear?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The coast is toast!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{comes out from behind the door. He is wearing a big fake beard that seems to be made out of a piece of bark}'' Alright, let's get this over with! ''{takes off beard and enters}''

''{the two walk over to the The King Of Town's pantry}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' So here's all my food stuffs. You want some Pork Snagglins? Or a can of Butter-da or anything?

'''STRONG BAD:''' King, I think that stuff's for automotive use only.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' It's possible. Ooh! And check it out! This is my 200 pound bag of Awwww Gratin potatoes! It's an '83!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that sucks. Look, do you have any video games or like, R-rated movies?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I have ''a'' video game. It's the stand up kind even! Like from an arcade!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! Really? Why didn't you say so, you creepy old man? Let's play it!!

''{The game turns out to be "Typing Tutor".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' How many WPMs can you get up to? That's words per minute, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're about to get 175 fists per stomach if I'm not eating ice cream inside of one minute!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh!

'''STRONG BAD''' ''{narrating as they scarf up ice cream. Flavors we see are choco-gravy and maybe mint?}'': So in the end it didn't turn out half bad. I got to eat a crap load of ice cream.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Want another scoop of casserole flavored?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah! Yeah! Spoon it up! ''{narrating}'' And I left an open can of mayonnaise in his ventilation ducts. ''{we see a shot from the interior of a duct as Strong Bad lays a can of Army-style mayonnaise}'' Oh, and Typing Tutor isn't actually that bad a game if you play it the right way. ''{cuts to outside the castle, where Strong Bad is hoisting Typing Tutor over The King of Town's head.}'' Get ready for fun!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blindfolded}'' I'm ready!

''{cuts back to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just goes to show you Chris Ann, big losers are what you make of them. For instance, I'm gonna go make an indentured servant out of Strong Sad. And now, the get up noise. ''{We hear the chair move as Strong Bad gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "losers" to see a commercial.
:''{Cut to a blue screen with a picture of a can of Butter-da next to a picture of the King of Town's face. Some synthesised music is playing.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' They tell me not to, but I still drinks it! ''{the second clause appears at the top in capitals as he says it.}''
:'''DISCLAIMER MAN:''' Butter-da is now ''{mumbles unintelligbly; the words "BUTTER-DA IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD" appear at the bottom of the screen}''
*Click "them" to see more of Homestar.
:''{Cut to the field at night. Homestar (still in shades) and Marzipan are standing.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Sup?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, stop saying that.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not Homestar. I'm Kevin DuBrow.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I thought that was if you lost the bet.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Nevermind! 'Sup?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, that is not cool.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes it is. Strong Bad said so.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' If Strong Bad told you to jump off a cliff -
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes!

== Fun Facts ==
*"Come on, big money! Big money!" at the opening is a reference to the classic game show Press Your Luck. Contestants often said "Big money! Big money! No whammies!" before hitting the buzzer.

*The King of Town has a lot of food from previous episodes. There is...
**Schenectady Crispies (from [[labor day]])
**"Potate" Chips (from [[morning routine]] and [[cheatday]])
**Fluffy Puff Mayo (from [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
**Cocoa Butter (from [[suntan]])
**Animal Phat (from suntan)

*Although the King of Town found a lifetime supply of fishsticks in [[flashback]], he didn't have any in his pantry.

*"The coast is toast" is the tagline for the movie ''Volcano''.

*Kevin DuBrow is a member of the metal band Quiet Riot. Although Homestar and Strong Bad pronounce his last name as if it rhymes with "plow," in actuality, it rhymes with "snow."

*"Typing Tutor" was a computer game whose purpose was, unsurprisingly, to teach people how to type. The "arcade Typing Tutor" in the email doesn't even have a keyboard; it looks more like a Space Invaders clone but with letters instead of aliens.

*The Typing Tutor Turbo game plays the same sound that plays when you start [[Revenge of the King]]. This sound is based on [[The King of Town DVD]] music.

*At the loading page of this email,the letters of the word "loading" do not blink.

*A shooting star goes over Homestar's head as he says "My name's not Homestar" in the "them" easter egg.

*An indentured servant is like a slave, but he/she only has to work for his/her master for 2 to 7 years.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail95.html watch "the bet"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail95.swf view the flash file for "the bet"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]

The Screen

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:42:34 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:sfd.png|thumb|right|220px|[[Gunhaver]] and [[Silent Rip]] at the screen]]

'''The Screen''' is the computer used by [[The Cheat Commandos]]. In contrast to the [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] used by [[Blue Laser]], which looks old and commodore-like, this computer looks brand new and has lots of shiny buttons. You gotta love shiny buttons. It's main feature is the "Blue Las-Alert," which goes off when ever Blue Laser is spotted and shows a picture of them, whether or not there is a camera in that area. It first appeared in [[Shopping for Danger]], when it did the above when Blue Laser was spotted at [[Price Style]] on double coupon day, in their dastardly plot to save tremendous amounts of money on cleaning products.

[[Category: Computers]]

Characters

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:39:52 GMT

Drake: /* Fictional */

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
*[[The Knight (Peasant's Quest)|The Knight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Poor Gary]]
*[[The Archer]]
*[[Baby Lady]]
*[[The Baby]]
*[[Naked Ned]]
*[[The Red and Blue Knights]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" and "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.
====Real====
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
====Fictional====
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]]

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Galoob]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Totaltronics]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Mountain Goat]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe #1]] (Pom Pom)
*[[Kobe #2]] (Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Little Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of Homestar Runner.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
The people who may or may not often contribute to Homestar Runner.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Ryan Sterritt]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Ruby Red Productions]]
*[[Ryan Bradley]]
*[[Jacob Slutsky]]
*[[Ted Kotsaftis]]
*[[William Hartong]]
*[[The Future Animators of the Future]]
*[[Randy Dudley]]

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live [[Rejects|here]] in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

Songs

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:39:12 GMT

Drake: /* Songs from Strong Bad Emails */

There is a lot of music on homestarrunner.com, ranging from the amateur musical stylings of [[Strong Bad]] to the occasional collaboration with [[They Might Be Giants]]. Here is a general listing of the songs and the toons they appear in.

''Please note that this is intended to be a general listing of songs on homestarrunner.com and not all of the songs listed are available for download.''

== Songs from Regular Toons ==
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] - Oh Holy Crap, Oh Yeah
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/midnight.swf A Secret Page] - Clip from a Limozeen song on the CD
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] - The Ballad of the Sneak
*[[Cheat Commandos]] - Cheat Commandos Theme (Download for [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/cc_theme.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/cc_theme.sit Mac])
*[[Everybody Knows It]] - Everybody Knows It
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] - Everybody to the Limit
*[[Experimental Film]] - Experimental Film (by They Might Be Giants)
*[[Intro]] - Everybody Everybody
*[[Labor Dabor]] - Labor Day Song ([http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/labordaysong_hs.zip Download])
*[[Malloween Commercial]] - "They're Orange, They're Black"
*[[New Boots]] - Hip Hop Dance
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - Wheat Grows Sweet
*[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] - Bad Jokes ([http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/TMBW.Net_MP3s Download] from TMBW.Net)
*[[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] - Tropical Lazor Beams ([http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/TMBW.Net_MP3s Download] from TMBW.Net)
*[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] - Vitamins/Celebrities ([http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/TMBW.Net_MP3s Download] from TMBW.Net)
*[[Senor Mortgage]] - Mortgage Jingle (Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance your Dreams)
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/singalong.swf Sing Along] - "The Rose" and another song sung at the same time
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] - Some Stupid Turkey
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] (Not the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]]) - Various Songs
*[[Super NES]] - Homestar Theme Song
*[[The Cheatar]] - Run Away (Easter Egg)
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]] - The Cheat Theme Song
*[[The Luau]] and [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] - Poot Slap (by 3-Dee)

== Songs from [[Strong Bad Email]]s ==
*32. [[flag day]] - Strong Badia National Anthem
*45. [[techno]] - Strong Bad Techno
*48. [[ghosts]] - Strong Sad's scary song (Easter Egg)
*49. [[theme party]] - Circles ([http://www.homestarrunner.com/songs/Circles.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/songs/Circles.sit Mac])
*58. [[dragon]] - Trogdor
*59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] - Oh Yeah ([http://www.homestarrunner.com/ohyeahyeah.mp3 Download])
*68. [[caper]] - The Cheat is Not Dead (Download [http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatnotdead.swf CD Version Excerpt])
*73. [[mascot]] - CGNU Fight Song
*76. [[sibbie]] - Song about Sibbie, I freakin' hate Sibbie
*97. [[monument]] - Here Comes the Thnikkaman (Download Homestar's version for [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_thnikkaman.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_thnikkaman.sit Mac])
*99. [[different town]] - Different Town
*102. [[lunch special]] - Chickenshine (Download for [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/bubs_chickenshine.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/bubs_chickenshine.sit Mac])
*106. [[dangeresque 3]] - Today is All Right 4 2 Nite
*107. [[cheatday]] - The Day of Birth Song, the two-o duo (Easter Egg)
*110. [[for kids]] - Whaddaya Know Haddi-man Theme Song, The Count To Three song, and the [[All Is On]] song (Easter Egg)
*115. [[time capsule]] - Strong Bad's #1 Future Jam: "Grumblecakes" (Easter Egg)
*116. [[extra plug]] - [[All Is On]], I really gotta pee
*117. [[montage]] - [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/youreagirl.zip "You're a Girl"] and other montages

== Songs from Concerts ==
[[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]
[[Image:TMBG Marshie closeup 20040925.jpg|left|thumb|Marshie on stage]]
*Marshy's Song
*With a Little Help From My Friends
*Homestar and Friends
*Marshy Make-Up

== Songs only on "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits"==
*[[Because It's Midnite]] (by Limozeen) (Download [http://www.homestarrunner.com/midnight.swf excerpt])
*[[Let's Get Started on doing all those awesome things I suggested]]
*[[Moving Very Slowly]] (by Taranchula)
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Theme Song]]
*[[i think i have a chance with this guy]] (by What's Her Face)
*[[It's like it was meant to be]]
*[[NITE MAMAS]] (by Limozeen)
*[[Sensitive To Bees]] (by Marzipan ft. Strong Bad)
*[[You've got an Ugly & Stupid Butt]]
*[[The ladies in town all know my name]]
*[[Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)]]

== Songs from the DVD ==
*Sugarpie, Sugarbob (by Marzipan, in the hidden commentary for the email [[sugarbob]])

[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Songs]]

Characters

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:31:21 GMT

Drake: /* Peasantry */

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
*[[The Knight (Peasant's Quest)|The Knight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Poor Gary]]
*[[The Archer]]
*[[Baby Lady]]
*[[The Baby]]
*[[Naked Ned]]
*[[The Red and Blue Knights]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" and "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.
====Real====
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
====Fictional====
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]
* [[All Is On]]

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Galoob]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Totaltronics]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Mountain Goat]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe #1]] (Pom Pom)
*[[Kobe #2]] (Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Little Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of Homestar Runner.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
The people who may or may not often contribute to Homestar Runner.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Ryan Sterritt]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Ruby Red Productions]]
*[[Ryan Bradley]]
*[[Jacob Slutsky]]
*[[Ted Kotsaftis]]
*[[William Hartong]]
*[[The Future Animators of the Future]]
*[[Randy Dudley]]

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live [[Rejects|here]] in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

All Is On

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:27:43 GMT

Drake:

'''All Is On''' is a one of those uber-annoying "kid rock" songs. Like most of such, it's lyrics are nothing to write home about. They basically consist of "Aaaallll is ooonnnnnn! Feelitfeelitfeelitfeelit!" repeated several times or until you lose your will to live, whichever comes first. Commonly sung in [[Club Technochocolate]].

Complete Filmography:
[[for kids]]
[[extra plug]]

Characters

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:23:08 GMT

Drake: /* Fictional */

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
*[[The Knight (Peasant's Quest)|The Knight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Poor Gary]]
*[[The Archer]]
*[[Baby Lady]]
*[[The Baby]]
*[[Naked Ned]]

</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" and "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.
====Real====
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
====Fictional====
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]
* [[All Is On]]

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Galoob]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Totaltronics]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Mountain Goat]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe #1]] (Pom Pom)
*[[Kobe #2]] (Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Little Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of Homestar Runner.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
The people who may or may not often contribute to Homestar Runner.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Ryan Sterritt]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Ruby Red Productions]]
*[[Ryan Bradley]]
*[[Jacob Slutsky]]
*[[Ted Kotsaftis]]
*[[William Hartong]]
*[[The Future Animators of the Future]]
*[[Randy Dudley]]

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live [[Rejects|here]] in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

extra plug

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:19:26 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:sbemail116.PNG|thumb|Nice shoes.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #116'''

[[Strong Bad]] shows us his awesome new 'Lectric boots.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]] (Easter Egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear S to the B,
I noticed that you always have an
extra plug socket open under your
desk. Isn't there something cool you
could plug in there?
Simcity,
Justin Corcoran, MASS</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, I HATE getting these mass emails! ''{typing}'' REMOVE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE! TAKE ME OFFA LIST! ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Well HUGE to the DORK, your timing couldn't be more perfect, as I just received my new electric boots in the mail today. Check out these features.

''{Strong Bad stops typing and produces a box of 'Lectric Boots}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No fewer than 8 lights flashing at any given time! Whisper quiet, and, uh, check out that guy dancing with that hot girl. That's gonna be ME at the club ''{he pronounces it "cl�b", a mix between "club" and "cloob"}'', and the hot girl will be The Cheat! Er, I mean, an actual hot girl! ''{speaking as the guy on the box}'' Hey there, fruit pie... the magician. Wanna dance? ''{speaking as the girl on the box}'' Yes, I would like to be your girlfriend based solely on your awesome boots.

''{Strong Bad sets the box on his desk. We pull back and see that Strong Bad is wearing the electric boots, with The Cheat under the desk near the empty socket}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, The Cheat, let's do this.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises that sound like "OK!"}''

''{The Cheat plugs in the boots, causing the lights on the boots to come on and a loud, vacuum-cleaner-like humming to start. The Cheat puts his hands over his ears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting over the noise}'' Whoa! Check out those lights! They're flashing!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning cheat noises, shouting}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' I said check out the flashing lights!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning cheat noises, shouting}''

''{The Cheat leaves the room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, where are you going? Wait up!

''{Strong Bad gets up and walks to follow The Cheat, until he reaches the end of his cord}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting}'' I'm gonna need an extension cord!

''{Strong Bad sits back in front of the Compy 386}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, shouting}'' Attention all interested ladies: Please have electrical sockets installed every 5 feet before inviting me over to your apartment or dormroom. So, I guess I'm awex-

''{The power goes out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' SOME IS THE REASON WHY - ''{typing, despite power outage}'' Whoa. I guess these boots suck up a lot of energy. Maybe that's what "solid state" means. I suppose I can stop typing now. ''{stops typing}'' I'm gonna need some help finishing this email without power.

''{Cut to the darkened living room. Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat appear to be watching TV, and are laughing. Strong Bad walks in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guys watching?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Shhh!

''{Cut to the TV screen, where a picture of Andy Griffith's head is taped on. Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat start laughing again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?

''{Cut back to the view of the couch. Homestar walks in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, has it started yet? I brought some popcorn! ''{produces a popcorn bag containing a bottle of Mountain Dew}'' DANG, Strong Bad, I like your boots.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'm going to need some help finishing up this email. Will somebody give me a hand?

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHEN THIS IS OVER!

''{Cut back to the Compy 386. We can hear that the boots are running again. Strong Sad is holding up a piece of black paper in front of the monitor, which he lowers to reveal Strong Bad's "typed" text as Strong Bad is typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, shouting}'' well, whatever your name was, the boots are back in action, and so am i. i can already tell they're gonna be a hit when i wear them to da club this weekend. the ladies can't resist flashing lights and an obnoxiously loud hum! ''{stops typing}'' Alright, Strong Mad! Go!

''{The Paper comes down with Strong Mad producing the sound effect. Cut back from Strong Bad's desk to see Strong Mad holding The Cheat upside-down over the Compy 386, with The Cheat holding the paper in his hands. Strong Sad is holding the black piece of paper he used to obscure Strong Bad's text, and Homestar is wrapped in an extension cord leading from Strong Bad's boots elsewhere. A few seconds later, Strong Bad starts speaking}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Way to go, guys! I doubt ANYONE could tell the difference between a regular email and this unplugged email! Now keep holdin' it! Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!

''{A few more seconds later, Homestar starts talking}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I really got. I really gotta pee. I really got. I really gotta pee pee. I really got. I really gotta pee.

''{Strong Sad joins Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD AND HOMESTAR:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I really got. I really gotta pee pee. I really got. I really gotta pee. I really got. I really gotta pee pee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That is a disgusting song.

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on either of Strong Bad's boots to see Strong Bad and The Cheat at Club Technochocolate.
:''{Strong Bad and The Cheat are at Club Technochocolate. Strong Bad dancing wearing his 'lectric boots near a plugin. The boots are making their usual loud humming noise. The Cheat is standing nearby plugging his ears with a couple glowsticks}''
:'''MUSIC:''' ''{background}'' All is on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it! All is o-
:''{the power goes out}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, The Cheat! Let's keep this party movin'! On to the next club!
:''{Strong Bad unplugs his boots and walks offscreen}''
*Click on the extension cord to see what the 'lectric boots ARE plugged into.
:''{Cut to The King of Town's castle. An extension cord can be seen running from a sparking plugin out a window and into the distance. A sign has been placed near the plugin reading "auxilliary food-related thing. DO NOT UNPLUG!" The King of Town is standing nearby holding a piece of paper}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' This electricity bill is PRETENDOUS!
If you wait around to the end, you can hear Strong Bad compliment everyone on their job with the "unplugged" email. If you wait longer, you can hear Strong Sad and Homestar singing a "disgusting song"

== Fun Facts ==
*Strong Bad started to spell the word "awexome" before the power went out, a reference to the email [[monster truck]].
*"Dang Strong Bad, I like your boots!" is a reference to the cartoon [[New Boots]].
**Note that Homestar's, The Cheat's, and Strong Bad's relative positions in these two toons remain the same.
*The King of Town's statement about his electric bill being "pretendous" is a reference to the [[Fan Costume Commentary|Strong Bad Fan Costume Commentary.]]
*The "All Is On" song in [[Club Technochocolate]] is from an easter egg in [[for kids]].
*[[Club Technochocolate]] is a reference to the email [[monument]].
*The sound effect of Strong Bad's boots when he is walking is identical to that of [[Stinkoman]]'s boots in [[Under Construction]].
*Strong Bad's boots stop making noises in the end even though the lights are flashing.
*The way Strong Bad pronounces 'da club' throughout the e-mail is a reference to 50 Cent's hit single 'In Da Club', where he rounds off the 'u' in the word 'club' the same way.
*Homestar singing he has to pee may be a reference to [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]] and/or [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*The TV that had [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]]'s head taped to it was the TV from the old toons menu.
*The author of this email signed it with ''[[Wikipedia:SimCity | SimCity]]'', which is a popular city-making game series by [[Wikipedia:Maxis|Maxis]] and [[Wikipedia:Electronic_Arts|EA Games]].
*The [[Wikipedia:Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]] in Homestar's popcorn bucket is probably a reference to the email [[anything]]. It may also be a play on words (pop in a popcorn bucket).
*[http://theimaginaryworld.com/pix401.jpg "Fruit Pie the Magician"] is a reference to the mascot for Hostess brand fruit pies.
*The whole "Electric Boots" concept is probably a reference to a lyric on the [[Wikipedia:Elton John|Elton John]] track "Benny and the Jets".
*Solid State could refer to solid state lighting, but solid state lighting uses energy efficient [[Wikipedia:Light-emitting_diode|Light Emiting Diodes]] (LEDs) rather than conventional incandecent lightbulbs. The lights look like conventional shaped incandecent lightbulbs, and a LEDs can run on portable battery power, so it seems like the boot's advertising could have been more of a lie than it already was.
*The guy on the box has a passing resemblance to [[Senor Cardgage]], specifically the combover, the beard, and the potbelly.
*The contrast knob on the Compy stops working when Strong Bad addresses "all interested ladies" even though the power is still on.
*In the [[Club Technochocolate|Technochocolate]] easter egg, The Cheat appears to be plugging his ears with the glowsticks, which can give us a rough estimated location of his ears beneath all that fur.
*The Cheat's glowsticks are references to the emails [[techno]] and [[monument]].
*Even though only one of Strong Bad's boots is plugged in, both boots work.
*The King of Town's electricity bill is headed 'Lectric Bill to match the boots.
*During the unplugged email, there are burn marks around the free socket under his desk... it seems the boots "fused" when the plug actually melted and/or caught on fire.
*When Strong Bad holds up the box in which his shoes came, his boxing glove covers the contrast knobs, but you can still change his screen contrast through his gloves.
*When Strong Bad attempts to voice the "Hot Girl" on the box, his voice sounds identical to that of any of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] Girls. This is logical, as Teen Girl Squad is a comic created by Strong Bad after all.
*Although there are black marks around the extra plug under Strong Bad's desk after he blows the power, there are no marks around the plug at [[Club Technochocolate|Technochocolate]] when he blows the power there.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail116.html watch "extra plug"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail116.swf view the flash file for "extra plug"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=884 forum thread re: "extra plug"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]

extra plug

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:19:24 GMT

Drake:

extra plug

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:19:20 GMT

Drake:

Places

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:16:02 GMT

Drake:

Here you will find a list of settings from all the different [[Toons]].

== Main Places ==
*[[Free Country, USA]]
*[[The Stick]]
*[[The Field]]
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
*[[Computer Room]]
*[[Strongbadia]]
*[[Strong Bad's Basement]]

== Other Places ==
*[[Homestar's House]]
*[[King of Town's Castle]]
*[[The Football Field]]
*[[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[Marzipan's House]]
*[[The Classroom]]
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]
*[[Strong Sad's room]]
*[[Strong Bad's Room]]
*[[Strong Mad's Room]]
*[[The Cheat's Computer Room]]
*[[The Stage]]
*[[Spooky Forest]]
*[[The Halloween House]]
*[[Smoky Office]]
*[[The Office]]
*[[Peasantry]]
*[[Secret Desert Headquarters]]
*[[Cheat Commandos HQ]]
*[[Price Style]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]]
*[[Dortugal, Bungary, Prance, and Neuconsin]]
*[[Contest Area]]
*[[Marzipan's Gazebo]]
*[[Error Page]]
*[[The Pond]]
*[[The Food Court]]
*[[Club Technochocolate]]
[[Category: Places]][[Category: Lists]]

Club Technochocolate

Drake — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:14:58 GMT

Drake:

'''Club Technochocolate''' is the place where [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] go to show off their [[Lectric Boots]]. They ended up blowing the power.
The club's most popular song is [[All Is On]].

Appeared in:
[[extra plug]]

montage

Drake — Sun, 14 Nov 2004 02:44:30 GMT

Drake:

[[Image:sbemail117.png|thumb|Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]

'''Strong Bad Email #117'''

[[Strong Bad]] "creats" a few montages about a [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{announcing}'' Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you creat a montage?

Steve
Surf City, NJ</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "creat" as it is spelled and reads NJ as "No Job"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in a high-pitched, mocking voice}'' Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this. And your name is Watered Down. ''{clears screen, continues typing in normal voice}'' A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever? Okay. I'll make a montage about...

''{cut to an empty field}''

Me. ''{Strong Bad appears}''

And a wagon. ''{a wagon appears}''

Full of pancakes. ''{pancakes appear in the wagon}''

''{Diamond wipe to Strong Bad and the wagon walking past Bubs's Concession Stand.}''

''{Wipe to a field where Strong Bad kicks the wagon calmly.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad pulling the wagon uphill.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, or maybe a montage of me falling in love with the wagon full of pancakes.

''{Heart wipe to Strong Bad in a boat with the wagon. They are both holding glasses of wine.}''

''{singing}''

Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon listening to a Taranchula LP on headphones.}''<br>
We'll pawn your dad's computer <br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon, under the stars. Strong Bad points to some shooting stars in the distance.}''<br>
and we'll sail to paradise<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon spinning around, holding "hands".}''<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at the movies. Strong Bad drops some popcorn.}''<br>
You're a girl... or maybe a wagon... <br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at a fast food place. Strong Bad puts ketchup on some fries while laughing and smiling.}<br>
filled up with pancakes<br>
{Cut to Strong Bad frolicking across a field as the wagon follows.}''<br>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe a montage of the wagon full of pancakes
''{cut to a front door view of The Cheat and the wagon}''
and The Cheat being down on their luck door to door salesmen.

''{Cut to The Cheat lying in the wagon as the wagon rolls past.}''

''{Several doors slam on The Cheat at different angles.}''

''{singing}''
You can't do it so give up now<br>
Whatcha gonna do when your dough runs out<br>
Ain't that a drag?<br>
''{Cut to the wagon sitting in an arm chair while the Cheat lies on the floor in front, smoking.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stops singing}'' No, I got it. A montage of the wagon full of pancakes training ''{cut to Homestar in a shirt that says "The #1" looking at the wagon in a field}'' for the championship.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A wagon full of pamcakes? In the [[champeenship]]? I'd like to see you try.

''{Zoom in on pancakes as training music starts to play.}''

''{Cut to the wagon climbing the stairs of a stadium.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''
Guts, guts and might ''{The wagon's handle slowly collapses on top of a barbell.}''<br>
''{Cut to Strong Bad and the wagon on a track.}''<br>
Lifting weights and feeling all right ''{Strong Bad clicks a stop watch.''}<br>
''{Cut to a silhouette of Strong Bad and the wagon running past a sunset and an ocean.}''<br>
It's a showdown going down<br>
Now you're gonna mess around showdown<br>
''{Cut to the wagon ascending the bleachers again.}''<br>
Put your nose down showdown<br>

''{Cut to Homestar Runner and the wagon in a gym as Coach Z looks on in a referee costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiya! Hiya! ''{Homestar kicks.}''

''{The wagon's handle falls on Homestar, just like it did while training with the barbell, and Homestar falls down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oof!

'''COACH Z:''' The pamcakes wins!

''{A buzzer sounds and the score changes from 6-6 to 6-7 on the scoreboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Showdown.

''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Those were some good montages, eh Watered Down? That was like, a montage of montages. The only thing we left out is the end credits photo montage. Hit it!

''{Cut to a glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon in the boat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}''
Partying... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon on the beach.}''
It's the weekend... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon in the movie theater.}''<br>
''{Cut to a closeup of The Cheat lying on the floor.}''<br>
'''CAPTION:''' The Cheat never sold a single box of toner. He is currently unemployed.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' And a wagon... ''party party party''.<br>
Full of pancakes... <br>
''{Cut to Homestar kicking in the gym.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': Homestar sold his "The #1" shirt for $3(US). He got a good deal.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to a glossy of Strong Bad frolicing across the field, the wagon not in the photo.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': Strong Bad went on to host some show on Animal Planet.<br>
It was cancelled before the first commercial break.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' And we're partying... ''party party party''<br>
''{Cut to the wagon with a fedora.}''<br>
'''CAPTION''': After winning the champeenship, the Wagon Fulla Pancakes did some local TV spots for a used car dealership.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' It's the weekend... ''party party party''<br>
And we're partying... ''party party party''<br>
Everybody does it tonnniiight...<br>
'''CAPTION''': It currently resides in Long Beach with its spouse and 2 children.

''{Homestar quits singing.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down onto the photo.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait a bit at the end to see what becomes of [[The Paper]].

*At the end, click on "4 Wheels" on the wagon to see Homestar, undefeated in spirit.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' I'm the best around
:Someone, someone, someone can take me down!
:I'm the best around!
:No one, no one, no one will take me down!

*At the end, click on "Strong Bad" to see another scene.

== Fun Facts ==
*The song Homestar is singing in the Easter Egg ("You're the Best") comes from the fighting montage during the tournament in the 1984 masterpiece, ''[[Wikipedia:The_Karate_Kid|The Karate Kid.]]'' Homestar's headband, bearing the design of an old Japanese flag, is also a reference to this film, and has appeared before in both [[pom pom]] and [[Theme Song Video]].

*In the Homestar Easter Egg, at the end, you'll see that his score reverts to "-1 points" even though the machine is off.

*The scene with Strong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes sitting in the canoe is reminiscent of [[lures & jigs]], where Strong Bad and Coach Z fish in the exact same spot.

*The song Strong Bad sings when he falls in love with the wagon is reminiscent of the style of [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]].

*Much of the wagon's training sequence (especially the wagon "running" up the stairs) is a parody of the training sequence from the immortal boxing epic, ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]''. It could also be seen as an homage to the Matthew Modine classic ''Vision Quest'' in which the steps of a stadium are used during the workout routine.

*The Strong Bad easter egg is a take on the popular NES game ''[[Wikipedia:Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]]'', in which halfway through the game you saw a similar sequence.
**The ''Punchout'' sequence itself was a clear reference to the training sequence in ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]''.

*The [[Taranchula]] album cover is the same one from the liner notes of the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].

*When Strong Bad is in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] with the wagon, he's using the Bottle of Ketchup and eating the fries from [[funny]].

*There actually is a system call in the Unix operating system called "creat." It creat(e)s a new file.

*The reference to Strong Bad going on to host a show on Animal Planet that got cancelled before the first commericial break is a reference to how the Cable network Animal Planet will sometimes hype a new show beyond a belief, making you think it will be a great new series.... then all they show is the pilot and nothing else.

*This is an email [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=34044#34044 that was sent in by an HRWiki member]. Congratulations [[User:porplemontage | porplemontage]]!

*The Cheat and his Trophy Lights:
*#Besides the [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge|smoking game]], this is the first actual cartoon in which you see The Cheat smoking.
*#Note that Strong Bad sings the line, "Ain't that a drag?" just as the Cheat takes a long drag on his cigarette.
*#Strong Bad acknowledges The Cheat's tough-to-break nicotine habit in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

*The "some guy from a zoo" line by Strong Bad during the "Late-Night Talk Show"-style intro is most likely a reference to how such shows often resort to the gimmick of having zoo workers appear on the show, accompanied by their animal partners, whose mischievous antics can often get a cheap laugh from the audience.

*When The Cheat and the wagon are door-to-door salesman, they visit the house from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] twice.

*The Easter Egg (the one where you click the words "Strong Bad") looks like it could possibly have been made by [[Videlectrix]].

*In the original version of this e-mail, the background was static while Strong Bad and the wagon were spinning around. It has since been fixed to blurred trees.

*Homestar gets less money for a shirt than he gets for a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/auction.html "Some Type of Online Auction"]

*The Cheat not being able to sell any toner is reminiscent of the movie ''The Salesman'', where traveling salesmen have varying rates of success selling bibles. The poorest selling bible seller of the group winds up losing his job.

*The sparkling water seen while Strong Bad is running on the horizon seems to be the same from [[Main Page 3]].

*[[The Movie Theatre]] that Strong Bad and the Wagon go to is the one from [[A Jorb Well Done]].

*At the rate of one e-mail per week, [[The Paper]] will be around for almost exactly one more year, as the 173rd e-mail would land on December 5th, 2005 (fifty-six Mondays away).

*In filmic terms, scholars David Bordwell and Kristin Thompson define a montage sequence as "a segment of film which summarizes a topic or compresses a passage of time into brief symbolic or typical images." Also, montage sequences generally represent a longer passage of time than the also-typical "dissolve" or "fade" techniques between shots.

*"Watered Down" may be a reference to the novel ''Watership Down'' by Richard Adams.

*Homestar's pronunciation of "pamcakes" could be a reference to the comic (and movie) ''[[Wikipedia:Hellboy|Hellboy]]''.

*When Strong Bad sings the line "Lifting weights and feeling all right" during the training montage, it might be a reference to [[dangeresque 3]]'s "Riding in a Corvette and feeling all right" lyric.

*Notice that the clock on the scoreboard isn't going down.

*At the start, Strong Bad mentions "actress Marzipan" appearing, but Marzipan doesn't appear in this episode.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail117.html watch "montage"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail117.swf view the flash file for "montage"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1226 forum thread re: "montage"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

Champeenship

Drake — Sun, 14 Nov 2004 02:42:44 GMT

Drake:

''"A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]? In the Champeenship?"'' -[[Homestar Runner]]

The '''Champeenship''' is a karate-type tournament held in a basketball court. The previous champion(champeen?) was our very own [[Homestar Runner]], and he had the #1 shirt to prove it. However, he was bested by the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], trained by [[Strong Bad]]. In the end, Homestar sold his shirt for $3(US).

First seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[montage]]

Price Style

Drake — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:31:03 GMT

Drake: /* Changed tense, added material, fixed link. */

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:price_style_screenshot.png]]

== Summary ==
'''Price Style''' (aka PRiCE STYLE) is the place where [[The Cheat Commandos]] intercepted [[Blue Laser]] from buying things on double-coupon day in the toon [[Shopping for Danger]]. [[Gunhaver]] suspected that Blue Laser was taking advantage of the low prices here to buy devices that can turn babies into gold, and to screw with the weather (for example, making it snow at the beach). He ordered [[Fightgar]] to do some "undercover work. [[Fightgar]] dressed up as an old lady and spied on Blue Laser's actions. He then gave [[The Cheat Commandos]] the signal. The Commandos then entered the store by rope and stopped [[Blue Laser]]. The store next to Price Style is HAUSGOOD. Price Style is most likely mocking Wal-Mart, with it's 'low, low prices everyday'.

They sell paper towels, soda types, bendy stuff, a cracker, grout cleaner, gym bags, green bottles, and blue bottles.
[[Category: Places]][[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard

Drake — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:20:01 GMT

Drake:

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon4/nanasbackyard.png

'''Blue Laser's Nana's Backyard''' is where [[Blue Laser]]s' "desert hideout" is located in the short [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. [[Blue Laser]] relocated there to fool [[The Cheat Commandos]] and have them search for an inexistent [[Secret Desert Headquarters]].

[[Category: Places]]
[[Category: Cheat Commandos]]

Blue Laser Supercomputer

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:31:46 GMT

Drake:

This computer is the computer used by the evil terrorist-type organization [[Blue Laser]]. Its main jobs are to calculate the reason that [[Blue Laser]] can't beat [[The Cheat Commandos]](Its most recent answer was "mildew") and displaying the status of operations. It apparently hates grout. Also, it makes the same sound as the 'deleted' noise.

The Screen

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:30:27 GMT

Drake:

The computer used by [[The Cheat Commandos]]. In contrast to the [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] used by [[Blue Laser]], which looks old and commodore-like, this computer looks brand new and has lots of shiny buttons. It's main feature is the "Blue Las-Alert," which goes off when ever [[Blue Laser]] is spotted and shows a picture of them, whether or not there is a camera in that area. It first appeared in [[Shopping for Danger]], when it did the above when [[Blue Laser]] was spotted at [[Price Style]] on double coupon day, in their dastardly plot to save tremendous amounts of money on cleaning devices.

Characters

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:29:26 GMT

Drake: /* Computers */

This page has the various lists of characters you'll see on Homestar Runner. If you're new to H*R, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html go to the Characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf go to the Characters menu in full screen]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Cinderblock]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stop Sign]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I in Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Trogdor]] ===
The infamous Burninator created by Strong Bad, as well as other characters featured in the Trogdor universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[The Wheelchair]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
* [[Prime Time]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (a.k.a. [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Limozeen]] (fictional)
* [[Taranchula]] (fictional)
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]] (fictional)
* [[West Is Lip]] (fictional)
</td></tr></table>

=== Computers ===
* [[Compy 386]] (Strong Bad's current computer)
* [[Tandy 400]] (Strong Bad's old computer)
* [[Tangerine Dreams]] (The Cheat's iMac)
* [[Pom Pilot]] (Pom Pom's PDA)
* [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
* [[Block]] (Strong Bad's Sunday computer)
* [[Box Computer]] (Strong Mad's faux-computer)
* [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] (the computer used by [[Blue Laser]])
* [[The Screen]] (computer used by [[The Cheat Commandos]])

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]

=== Others ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[stinkoman | Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Little Strong Bad]]
* [[Prince of Town]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
* [[Vector Strong Bad]]
</td></tr></table>

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live here in exile.

[[Category: Characters]]

Characters

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:28:46 GMT

Drake: /* Computers */

This page has the various lists of characters you'll see on Homestar Runner. If you're new to H*R, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html go to the Characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf go to the Characters menu in full screen]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Cinderblock]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stop Sign]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I in Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Trogdor]] ===
The infamous Burninator created by Strong Bad, as well as other characters featured in the Trogdor universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[The Wheelchair]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
* [[Prime Time]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (a.k.a. [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Limozeen]] (fictional)
* [[Taranchula]] (fictional)
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]] (fictional)
* [[West Is Lip]] (fictional)
</td></tr></table>

=== Computers ===
* [[Compy 386]] (Strong Bad's current computer)
* [[Tandy 400]] (Strong Bad's old computer)
* [[Tangerine Dreams]] (The Cheat's iMac)
* [[Pom Pilot]] (Pom Pom's PDA)
* [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
* [[Block]] (Strong Bad's Sunday computer)
* [[Box Computer]] (Strong Mad's faux-computer)
* [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] (the computer used by [[Blue Laser]])
* [[The Screen]] (computer used by the [[Cheat Commandos]])

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]

=== Others ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[stinkoman | Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Little Strong Bad]]
* [[Prince of Town]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
* [[Vector Strong Bad]]
</td></tr></table>

==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live here in exile.

[[Category: Characters]]

The Screen

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:27:32 GMT

Drake:

The computer used by the [[Cheat Commandos]]. In contrast to the [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] used by [[Blue Laser]], which looks old and commodore-like, this computer looks brand new and has lots of shiny buttons. It's main feature is the "Blue Las-Alert," which goes off when ever [[Blue Laser]] is spotted and shows a picture of them, whether or not there is a camera in that area. It first appeared in [[Shopping for Danger]], when it did the above when [[Blue Laser]] was spotted at [[Price Style]] on double coupon day, in their dastardly plot to save tremendous amounts of money on cleaning devices.

The Screen

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:26:46 GMT

Drake:

Characters

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:19:55 GMT

Drake: /* Computers */

This page has the various lists of characters you'll see on Homestar Runner. If you're new to H*R, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html go to the Characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf go to the Characters menu in full screen]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Cinderblock]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stop Sign]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I in Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Trogdor]] ===
The infamous Burninator created by Strong Bad, as well as other characters featured in the Trogdor universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[The Wheelchair]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
* [[Prime Time]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.

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* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (a.k.a. [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
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* [[Limozeen]] (fictional)
* [[Taranchula]] (fictional)
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]] (fictional)
* [[West Is Lip]] (fictional)
</td></tr></table>

=== Computers ===
* [[Compy 386]] (Strong Bad's current computer)
* [[Tandy 400]] (Strong Bad's old computer)
* [[Tangerine Dreams]] (The Cheat's iMac)
* [[Pom Pilot]] (Pom Pom's PDA)
* [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
* [[Block]] (Strong Bad's Sunday computer)
* [[Box Computer]] (Strong Mad's faux-computer)
* [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] (the computer used by [[Blue Laser]])

=== Companies ===
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* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]
* [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]]
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* [[Galoob]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
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*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
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*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie]]
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====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
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*[[Blue Laser minion]]
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*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
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*[[Blue Laser Babies]]

=== Others ===
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*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
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*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
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== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

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* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
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* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

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* [[stinkoman | Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
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* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
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=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

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*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
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*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
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=== Other Alternates ===
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* [[Little Strong Bad]]
* [[Prince of Town]]
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* [[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
* [[Vector Strong Bad]]
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==[[Character Evolution]]==
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

== [[Rejects]] ==
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live here in exile.

[[Category: Characters]]

Blue Laser Supercomputer

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:17:25 GMT

Drake:

This computer is the computer used by the evil terrorist-type organization [[Blue Laser]]. Its main jobs are to calculate the reason that [[Blue Laser]] can't beat the [[Cheat Commandos]](Its most recent answer was "mildew") and displaying the status of operations. It apparently hates grout. Also, it makes the same sound as the 'deleted' noise.

Foxface

Drake — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:09:28 GMT

Drake: /* Biography */

== Screenshot ==
[[Image:Foxface.PNG]]

== Biography ==
'''Foxface''' is the only Female [[The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando]] (A.K.A. Ladytype!). She isn't one of the guys, and she has her natural haircolour. She wears a gray outfit with a blue belt -- she totally has it together! [[Reynold]] would love to go with her on a classy date.

[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]