Homestar Runner Wiki - User contributions [en]

79 Seconds Left

Einstein runner — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:25:01 GMT

Einstein runner: Fixed link, needed a "left" added.

{{toonnav|Shorts|79secondsleft|Pistols For Pandas|Strong Bad Sings}}
Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees while Strong Bad demands to be called "the Ledge."

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 18, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 1:19

'''Page Title:''' Please to be committing, comrade!

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|wbwolf}}

==Easter Eggs==

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==

Talk:Where U Goin' 2?

Einstein runner — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:23:49 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/Last Line

== Homestar's pants/leg ==

When I first watched this, I'm ''certain'' I heard "Hitchin' a ride on Homestar's ''pants''". When I listen now, it's obviously "leg". Did anyone else have the same experience? Did they pull a fast one? Are there two versions? Am I just crazy? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

:It would "bust" the proverbial "rhyme" if it were true. [[User:Bombcar|Bombcar]] 04:09, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

== Strong Sad ==

The page shows Strong Sad as one of the characters, but I didn't see him and he's not referenced. Am I missing something? [[User:Bombcar|Bombcar]] 03:55, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
:You can see his foot sticking out from under the pile of burning mattresses. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:56, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
::Ah, I see it. Perhaps a description of the mattress fire could be added. [[User:Bombcar|Bombcar]] 03:57, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

== Strong Mad Uses Good Grammar? ==

Looks like ol' Graw Mad is using complete sentences now. If my math is right, he did it twice in this toon. That's probably a new record! :[[Special:Contributions/68.32.116.46|68.32.116.46]] 04:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
:Possibly, but this is hardly the first time he's used a complete sentence, and hardly [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ the place for discussing this] either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

== Marzipan's Choir ==

I think she says, "No, that's a C" [[User:Bombcar|Bombcar]] 04:08, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

== Last Line ==

If you turn it up high enough it's pretty clear the singer says "The day is done (or gone) so won't you close that barbecue...lid." Not "once you". {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 04:23, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Hremail 2000

Einstein runner — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:40:47 GMT

Einstein runner: Neonta? Seriously?

{{uncattoonnav|hremail2000.html}}
[[Image:Puppet show.png|thumb|"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!"]]

Homestar offers advice on keeping your old shoes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Bad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Gym]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 2, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:09

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is in silhouette, sitting at his desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!

''{Homestar Runner's Theme Song plays as the scene lights up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, shadow self! We'll do battle later. Today's missile ''{produces a paper}'' comes from Josh Key in Corvallis, Oregon! ''{reads in a nervous high-pitched voice:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">
Dear Homestar. 
 
How long should a person keep 
a pair of shoes? I have this one 
pair that has been around for 
years, but they're falling apart 
pretty badly now. My girlfriend 
thinks that I should get rid of 
them. So what should I do? Repair 
or replace? 
 
Urgently waiting for your advice, 
Josh
</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you see those three little words?

''{He holds up the paper to the audience, and the camera zooms in on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "My girlfriend thinks"?

''{As he says each word, the appropriate word is highlighted, with a different sound effect for each. Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's your problem right there! ''{puts down the paper}'' I got one o' them, too. ''{Gets up and walks toward the Arturo.}'' The lad-ays just don't understand that it can take a man's shoes five to several years to finally get that sought-after walkin'-around-with-someone-else's-slightly-larger-foot-pelts-on-your-feet feeling! Stuff like holes, duct tape, and rank odor are—

''{Zoom in on the Arturo. A picture of a man's head appears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' —just the shoe equivalent of graying hair—

''{The hair of the man in the picture grays a little.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —buying a blue Miata—

''{A convertible appears under the head; the head is big enough to fill the both of the front seats.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' — and dating your graduate assistant!

''{A woman appears beside the head, proportioned correctly for the car. The head winks with a "ding" sound effect. Cut back to Homestar, sitting back down at the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now first of all, Josh, let's find out how old your shoes ''really'' are. And by that I mean—

''{Cut to the image of a very battered-looking shoe with "STREISAND" scrawled onto the side. Green clouds are seen behind it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —how many office supplies you got holdin' 'em together.

''{Rubber bands appear wrapped around the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rubber bands for laces?

''{Paperclips appear on the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Paperclips keeping the tongue from falling apart?

''{Two binder clips appear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These little things doing... ''{The clips grab parts of the shoes as Homestar hesitates.}'' their... little thing? Why do I wanna call these—

''{Cut back to Homestar. He's holding up a binder clip.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —"cow clips"? ''{turns around}'' Does anyone else call these "cow clips"? No? ''{He holds the clip up to the camera and and opens it. As though providing the sound for the clip:}'' Moooo! Moooooo! ''{puts the clip down}'' If your kicks are old enough, as my pair of—

''{Cut to a stylized closeup of Homestar's feet. Black hairs are visible on Homestar's legs. His left shoe has some green slime coming out from the sole, is torn and stained, and has multiple oddly-colored bumps on it. His right shoe's sole is coming unraveled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons ''{a logo for this brand appears}'' certainly are—

''{Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —then you can usually distract a few more months outta your girlfriend with...

''{Cut to a stage over two blue lumps.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puppet show!

''{The camera pans back, revealing that the stage is very small and the blue lumps are part of Marzipan's couch. Marzipan is sitting on it, looking cross. One of Homestar's feet comes up over the sofa; his foot has googly-eyes attached to it and some fake "hair" that resembles blonde pigtails. It "speaks" by having its sole partially disconnect from the rest of the shoe.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the shoe-puppet}'' Tra-la-la! I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in a chanted forest!

''{Another leg appears. This one also has googly eyes, but a small purple wizard cap and drawn-on eyebrows and a mustache.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the second shoe-puppet}'' Yes! And now you will toil away in my ''toil''-et mines! While I get all the kickbacks! ''{as the first puppet}'' Oh no! Who will save me?

''{A third leg appears. This one has the googly eyes on the sole, rather than the foot, and has a blonde "wig" on it. Marzipan sits up, startled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the third puppet}'' I'll save you!

''{Marzipan gasps loudly. The screen dims as the camera zooms in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And when your puppet show gets canceled after three seasons...

''{Cut to a closeup of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You mean the whole last season was a ''dream?!'' Gimme a break! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.

''{Cut to Homestar at his desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...then it's time to start wearin' giant socks ''{holds up a giant sock}'' over your old shoes with even bigger shoes ''{holds up a shoe that resembles his own, but larger, and has "SIZE 18" written in it}'' on top of 'em! And since you got one o' them ''thinking''-type girlfriends, I say throw another sock-shoe ''{holds up an even bigger sock and a "SIZE STRONG MAD" shoe}'' layer on top, just to be safe. ''{moves the socks and shoes to the sides and looks between them}'' And at this point, if nothin' else, you'll probably make a pretty good power-forward. So go ahead and post up. I'll be there to hit you in the paint.

''{Cut to the gym; Homestar is wearing enormous socks and basketball shoes. Marzipan is with him, and there is a basketball on the ground between them. Homestar steps back and forth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hoo! Heh! Hoo! ''{holds up his left foot, as if kicking Marzipan}'' Hoo-yah! ''{drops his foot}'' Hoo! ''{turns around}'' Hup! ''{turns back}'' Come on, Stockton! I'd like to see you break through this impenetrable wall of defense!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you said there was gonna be a dance here tonight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right: the ancient art of watch-my-baskeeball dance!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh... I think it's bas-''KET''-ball.

''{A whistle is heard. Homestar's third leg-puppet, with an ankle-band that looks like a sports referee's shirt, leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the puppet}'' Technical foul! Art Stockton! First down!

''{Cut to a closeup of the Arturo. The picture of the head in the car with the woman appears. "email homestar runner at DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com" appears on the screen. The head winks with the same "ding!" sound effect.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the woman to see a scene with Strong Bad in the Field.
:''{Strong Bad is wearing shoes that look like [[Soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah... ''that's'' the feeling I've been looking for! Come on, foot-pelts!
*At the end, click on the car's front tire to see Homestar doing battle with his shadow.
:''{Homestar is looking at "Shadow Homestar." There are health bars at the top of the screen labeled "HOMESTAR RUNNER" and "SHADOW HOMESTAR".}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Round one! FIGHT! ''{"FIGHT!" appears in the middle of the screen.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! ''Shadow'' Homestar?! ''{sarcastically}'' "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink and make you fight ''him'' before you get to the end boss!"
:''{Shadow Homestar suddenly leaps forward and kicks regular Homestar repeatedly, knocking his health to zero. Homestar collapses on the ground.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quietly}'' Heh heh... geez. Sorry to laugh, that was just... rough. Ouch! ''{"OUCH!" appears in the middle of the screen.}''

== Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Hitting someone "in the paint" is a basketball term for someone inside the borders of the free throw area.

===Inside References===
*Homestar is wearing [[Freshley's]]
*In the gym, Homestar is wearing Air Cardgages, first seen in [[diorama]].
*Homestar's shoe puppets feature [[googly-eyed objects|googly-eyes]].
*Homestar again battles himself in an Easter egg, just like what happened in [[strong badathlon]].
*Strong Bad's walk in the Easter egg echoes how he walks when he leaves Club Technochocolate wearing the [['Lectric Boots]] in [[new boots]].

===Real-World References===
*Marzipan's complaint that "the whole last season was a dream?" really did happen to the 1985-86 season of [[Wikipedia:Dallas (TV series)|''Dallas'']].
*Homestar calling Marzipan "Stockton" likely refers to [[Wikipedia:John Stockton|John Stockton]].
* The gruff announcer in the [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|Homestar vs. Shadow Homestar]] Easter egg sounds very much like the announcer in [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat|Mortal Kombat]].
** The music that plays during this scene is similar to the beat of [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu's]] theme from [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II|Street Fighter II]].
* Babies and weddings are often cited as signs that a television series has [[Wikipedia:Jumping the shark|jumped the shark]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail2000.html|watch "Hremail 2000"]]
*[[HR:hremail2000.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 2000"]]
*[[Forum:15066|forum thread re:Hremail 2000]]

Subtitles:xmas08/en

Einstein runner — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:30:24 GMT

Einstein runner: Seth, not chef.

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="xmas08.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Hot choco, everyone!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Chocolate? Huh?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">What a cut-up!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">A real ham!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">THE '50S!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Whatever!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate i-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate i-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">That's right! This Decemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">The Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">You'll break your face into an unrecognizable clump!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">No way, dog! No way, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">What about the rest of you?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">I'll ask them later.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Death-defying entertainment! (echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</announcer><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>piano playing</sfx><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones?</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Hot what?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">That's better.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">I might could die.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><sfx>doorbell</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">I wonder who that could be?</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">laughing and cheering</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>laughing and cheering</sfx><other volume="0.6">Onion Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">fake laughter</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">fake laughter</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Come on in, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Well, open it up!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">parcel opening</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">And I pre-printed an epitaph on there,</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">long groan</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Gulp!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">I should be the one sitting in a flimsy holiday-themed set</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Stupid conditions of my parole!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Where d'you think you're going?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">explanatory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping noises</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I owe you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing noises</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:Einstein runner

Einstein runner — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:12:56 GMT

Einstein runner: YAY!

{{User:Einstein runner/template}}
{{User:Einstein runner/userboxes}}

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>E=MC2!</div>
[[Peasant's Quest|Haldo]]! I have been a user for - crap[[Special:Randompage|,]] when was it? - whatever. Quite a while, and I have all the DVDs except for Everything Else 3. I have Strong Bad Sings and all the downloads from [[HRWiki:SP|Dounloads]]. I even have Homestar wallpaper on my computer (the screensavers won't work)! I don't remember how I found homestarrunner.com, but I found hrwiki from the [[Google:ka-winky-dink|Google]] search [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine|ka-winky-dink]]. I have a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS Lite|Nintendo DS Lite]], and am seriously anxious about getting [[Wikipedia:Spore (video game)|Spore]]. Scroll down for some serious Main Page action!!!█</blockquote>

==The Facts==

'''Favorite email: [[the paper]]''' (so epic! so tragic! so heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk-ic!)

'''Favorite toon: [[DNA Evidence]]'''

'''Favorite Homestar [[G|g]]<nowiki>ame:</nowiki> [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]]'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar game: [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]''' I HAVE WAITED 3 YEARS FOR THIS AND IT I HAS!!!!

'''Favorite characters: Homestar, Strong Bad'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar Flash cartoon: [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!] 
[[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|15px]] '''Warning: ''This is a waste of 32 minutes of your time.'''''

==Page Creations==

I started [[Nondescript Nouns]] and the ending of [[death metal]].
I also added and edited some image descriptions to [[Happy Trogday]].

==Favorite Characters==

[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homsar]].

==Favorite Quotes==

"This is the first Decemberween ever!" Homestar, [[Special:Randompage|A]][[A Decemberween Pageant| Decemberween Pageant]]

"I might even say it was a negative challenge!" [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]]

"Alms for the pudgy, alms for the pudgy!" Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==[[Main Page]]==
<div style="margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px">

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].


We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.


'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]

{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
|- valign="top"
|width="50%" class="MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox" style="border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3"|
=== Browse the knowledge base ===

<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holiday Toons]]
'''Popups:''' [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]
'''Miscellany:''' [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]
</div>

=== This week's featured article ===
{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Nominate an article]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>

|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox" style="border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff"|

=== What's new? ===

''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''

{{whatsnew}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">
'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
</div>
|}

<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|making a donation]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and hosting costs.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__

==Other Stuff==
[[Image:Wikistress3D 3 v3.jpg|left|thumb|Since when are we supposed to learn 2-3 weeks of Chem in 2 hours?]][[Image:pull_my_finger_sam.jpg|right|thumb|PULL MY FINGER!!!]]
[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|For decoding one of [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]'s binary strings!]]
[[Image:SomeAward.PNG|thumb|For identifying 9 quotes and 3 dialogues for [[User:SamFisher1022|SamFisher1022]]!]]

{{User:Einstein runner/sig}}

[http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Einstein_runner I want to eat your soul!!!]

[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Einstein%20runner Graaaagh!]

User:Einstein runner

Einstein runner — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:11:18 GMT

Einstein runner: That was last year.

{{User:Einstein runner/template}}
{{User:Einstein runner/userboxes}}

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>E=MC2!</div>
[[Peasant's Quest|Haldo]]! I have been a user for - crap[[Special:Randompage|,]] when was it? - whatever. Quite a while, and I have all the DVDs except for Everything Else 3. I have Strong Bad Sings and all the downloads from [[HRWiki:SP|Dounloads]]. I even have Homestar wallpaper on my computer (the screensavers won't work)! I don't remember how I found homestarrunner.com, but I found hrwiki from the [[Google:ka-winky-dink|Google]] search [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine|ka-winky-dink]]. I have a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS Lite|Nintendo DS Lite]], and am seriously anxious about getting [[Wikipedia:Spore (video game)|Spore]]. Scroll down for some serious Main Page action!!!█</blockquote>

==The Facts==

'''Favorite email: [[the paper]]''' (so epic! so tragic! so heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk-ic!)

'''Favorite toon: [[DNA Evidence]]'''

'''Favorite Homestar [[G|g]]<nowiki>ame:</nowiki> [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]]'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar game: [[Wikipedia:The World Ends With You|The World Ends With You]]''' If you have a DS, then I recommend that you get this.

'''Favorite characters: Homestar, Strong Bad'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar Flash cartoon: [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!] 
[[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|15px]] '''Warning: ''This is a waste of 32 minutes of your time.'''''

==Page Creations==

I started [[Nondescript Nouns]] and the ending of [[death metal]].
I also added and edited some image descriptions to [[Happy Trogday]].

==Favorite Characters==

[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homsar]].

==Favorite Quotes==

"This is the first Decemberween ever!" Homestar, [[Special:Randompage|A]][[A Decemberween Pageant| Decemberween Pageant]]

"I might even say it was a negative challenge!" [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]]

"Alms for the pudgy, alms for the pudgy!" Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==[[Main Page]]==
<div style="margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px">

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].


We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.


'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]

{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
|- valign="top"
|width="50%" class="MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox" style="border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3"|
=== Browse the knowledge base ===

<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holiday Toons]]
'''Popups:''' [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]
'''Miscellany:''' [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]
</div>

=== This week's featured article ===
{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Nominate an article]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>

|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox" style="border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff"|

=== What's new? ===

''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''

{{whatsnew}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">
'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
</div>
|}

<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|making a donation]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and hosting costs.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__

==Other Stuff==
[[Image:Wikistress3D 3 v3.jpg|left|thumb|Since when are we supposed to learn 2-3 weeks of Chem in 2 hours?]][[Image:pull_my_finger_sam.jpg|right|thumb|PULL MY FINGER!!!]]
[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|For decoding one of [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]'s binary strings!]]
[[Image:SomeAward.PNG|thumb|For identifying 9 quotes and 3 dialogues for [[User:SamFisher1022|SamFisher1022]]!]]

{{User:Einstein runner/sig}}

[http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Einstein_runner I want to eat your soul!!!]

[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Einstein%20runner Graaaagh!]

Talk:email thunder

Einstein runner — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:11:04 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/It's on iTunes?

{{talk}}
== Poopsmith Lyrics? ==
:The unintelligible part of the transcript as of 7:35 AM is "The thought of all those emails (makes me weaaaak)."
:: I think its "Weep" because it's a verb and strong bad interruption "PUKE" would make better sense. (I don't know how to "weak") [[User:Javaguy78|Javaguy78]] 14:46, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::If you listen to the mp3 at the end, you can tell that it is "weak". And "weak" is not a verb, its an adjective. You don't "weak" you "be weak" -[[User:Jdhannan|Jdhannan]]
::::Wow, the battle of dumb-butts. Clearly "I don't know how to 'weak'" was his way of saying that he knows it's not a verb and hence doesn't think it fits in that context (which albeit an adjective also does). [[Special:Contributions/75.157.4.36|75.157.4.36]] 17:43, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Thank you 75.157.4.36... I guess sarcasm doesn't work too well online... Anywho, listened to the mp3 and it could go either "Weep" or "Weak", so I guess it's up to you to decide. Maybe TMBG are the only ones who know for sure [[User:Javaguy78|Javaguy78]] 18:55, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::Taking horse tranquilizers makes me weak. I thought it was weak too, and I think it makes sense - {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 19:37, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Listen to the mp3 easter egg, guys. It as a a '''''very''''' clearly pronounced WEA'''K'''. {{User:Supuhstar}} 19:52, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

=== They might be giants? ===

At least one youtuber ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lwFy6MYP3Q ) thinks that the poopsmith's song was by they might be giants, can someone confirm/deny this? --The accountless avenger
:I'm pretty sure we can take the Brothers Chaps' word as truth when they say it's performed by They Might Be Giants. This band has done more than one song for homestarrunner.com. --[[User:DENNIS|DENNIS]] 20:10, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::It probably wasn't one of the Brothers Chap, as the Poopsmith's voice was heard in [[different town]] and [[senior prom]], and both times, he had a significantly lower voice.{{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 21:35, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Sorry; I wasn't thinking. John Linnell was the voice of The Poopsmith, as stated in the article. --{{User:DENNIS/sig}} 21:57, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Also, the musical performance is not very TBC, it's not like Linnell dubbed over TBC's tracks. This is also not stylistically like TBC, it's fairly safe to assume TMBG wrote and recorded this for them. TBC may have written the lyrics, however, we have no way to tell right now. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:26, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
It's in the easter egg. Click the letter "s" on "Strong Bad Emails" and you will see that it's true.{{User:Supuhstar}} 18:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== HREmails ==
Check out http://www.homestarrunner.com/hremail49.html and http://www.homestarrunner.com/hremail24.html

:Whaaaa.... WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?!?!?!? -[[Special:Contributions/207.206.238.188|207.206.238.188]]
::Ah-hah, I get it. One comes from the email, and the other comes from the first one. Haha. --{{User:Color Printer/sig}} 13:06, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Oh, right. "What do you ladies think this is, HREmail 24?" Ha. -[[Special:Contributions/207.206.238.188|207.206.238.188]]
::::Added to the EasterEggs Section. [[User:Javaguy78|Javaguy78]] 14:06, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Added them to the "Secret Pages" section too... but if some one knows how to upload screenshots, they need them [[Secret_Pages|here]] [[User:Javaguy78|Javaguy78]] 14:24, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

== Last? ==

Did you guys think this is the last sbemail?

argh. is homestarrunner broken, guys? none of the pages are getting past the loading screen for me...:( [[Special:Contributions/76.114.174.169|76.114.174.169]] 14:46, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

:Same here... Maybe someone should put up a mirror of the episode for us lesser mortals. --The accountless avenger.

::me to -Dr. savage but im to lazy to log on
but... BUT I DON'T WANT HREMAILS!!! I WANT SBEMAILS!!!!! {{User:Haldo/sig}}

: #1 this is forum talk #2 no this will not be the last one -[[User:Jdhannan|Jdhannan]]
::How does thou knowest thy beloved sbemails shall not become hremails? --[[User:DENNIS|DENNIS]] 20:12, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Again, a forum discussion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:27, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Sending an email to DJmankiewicz ==

When you actually send an email to "Homestar" (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com), you get this e-mail back instantly.

Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels! Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it. And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!

Okay bye,
Homestar Runner

I didn't know if or where this should be mentioned on the wiki, so there it is. --[[Special:Contributions/139.225.204.42|139.225.204.42]] 15:06, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:I added it to [[Contacts]]. That place at least needed the address listed, and I figured it'd fit there best. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 17:37, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

==Goof==
The "goof" for the 'ghosts' rollover has been fixed, but I'm too paranoid about the rules here to fix the article myself.--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 17:03, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:Rules are simple. 1) Make good faith edits. 2) If you do and screw it up, it'll get fixed no probala. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Hooyah? ==

Strong Bad's exclamation is spelled about ten different ways in the transcription. Perhaps we should pick one spelling and stick to it? I don't know which one to use, though. [[User:Kamek|Kamek]] 18:18, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:What exclamation do you mean? --[[User:DENNIS|DENNIS]] 20:17, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::"Hooyah", of course. Or B'oyah. Or Whooyaha. Or however many other times it was spelled. I'm assuming it's the same phrase each time. [[User:Kamek|Kamek]] 22:02, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Where are you seeing this?--{{User:DENNIS/sig}} 22:40, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

== Awwww ==

I wanted the Lappy to not make it out alive... and for the Zappy to take its place! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:First, this comment is more appropriate for the forum. Also, it's only been about a year since [[accent]], not five. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:34, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::Who says that it has to be exactly five years? Strong Sad said the fast-forward was IN five years. That doesn't mean that the new computer can't happen 4 years before that clip. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

== GILTH ==

im sorry i cant spell gilth but every time i go to the sbemail it just stops at when strong bad is pouring moutain folder shold we put it in the article?
:There was a server error at homestarrunner.com, which has since been fixed. If you need anymore help, please be sure to tell me on my talk page. --{{User:DENNIS/sig}} 22:38, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

hey evertime i go to it stays on loading what should i do?
:Though this comment is misplaced, my computer also won't let me watch the email past the loading screen. And it's been doing this since 6 am central this morning. Anybody find a way to fix this? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:19, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::It did that when I tried to access it yesterday, but I rebooted and it worked again. perhaps the server bug is back. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:24, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Have you tried refreshing the page? --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:35, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Thunder ==

Shouldnt the name be Thunder
:It's called "email thunder" on the email list. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:16, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

== MP3 no worky ==

Downloaded MP3 with Vista, no sound. File plays but is silent. Ideas? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:17, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
:1. Make sure your speakers are plugged in and on.
:2. Make sure the system volume is on. Sometimes the Wave volume is muted. Go into the advanced volume window and unmute Wave sound.
:If you need any more help, tell me on my talk page. --{{User:DENNIS/sig}} 22:36, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::Worky now. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== 404'd ==

When I go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html, it comes up as a 404'd. The only way I've been able to watch the dang thing is if I go to the flash file. I'm not the only one with this problem. What up? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:It works fine here, so the most likely thing is a problem with a server between you and theirs. Clear your cache, reboot, and try again. It may just be a waiting thing. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:22, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
::I did a hard reload while on the page and it's fine now. Thanks! (can't believe I didn't think to do that before...) {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== Homestar's personal favorites ==

So does anyone else think the scene with Homestar flashing back to previous e-mails was a reference to [[personal favorites]]? Like that one, it starts with two real e-mails then he starts making things up... -[[User:ComputerBox|ComputerBox]] 00:15, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Email 200 ==

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail200.html

Check it out! Not sure where it should be mentioned, hidden pages I bet. - {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 00:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:It's mentioned here: [[Page Load Error]]. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Limozeen's Congratulations ==

Is it possible to watch the Limozeen scene as a separate flash file? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:36, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:[[HR:sbemail200_zeen.swf|Yes]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Inside references. ==

What about "Cinnimon beard?"
:I don't think the cinnamon beard is an inside reference, unless you can give an instance where cinnamon beards were used before. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:27, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::[[Cinnamon|Ahem]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:31, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Michelle? ==

I noticed that the referance explaination about the Poopsmith's Easter Egg has been changed from "My Michelle" (Guns'n Roses) to "Michelle" (The Beatles) and back. I don't know the first one, but the Beatles's Michelle song has completely different lyrics and I'm sure if the Easter Egg were to be a referance to that one, they would have included French, since that's the most recognizable part of the song. --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 06:37, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:I initially added the fact as being for Guns N' Roses because it was the [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Well%2C+well%2C+well%2C+my+Michelle%22+lyrics first thing Google returned], and the first link there seems to confirm it. But I've not actually heard either song, so I can't say myself which is right. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::The lyrics to the song "My Michelle" [http://www.lyrics007.com/Guns%20N'%20Roses%20Lyrics/My%20Michelle%20Lyrics.html] make it clear. While I first thought of the song by the Beatles, the lyrics "well, well, well" are just not in the song "Michelle" by the Beatles. To be clear: the references is to the Guns N' Roses song "My Michelle". Without a doubt. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Listen to "My Michelle" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkVudkWC0k4 here], and to "Michelle" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xl8YtgDAKc here]. One sucks, the other doesn't. In that order. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 07:01, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Fun do part? ==

Don't you think that's what SB says?
:I'm pretty sure he says fondu. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Well, there is no difference in pronounciation between fondue and fun do, the later seems to make s little more sense, given the way SB looks at Coach Z... I mean Homestar.
:So... "Gone" and "Gun" are the same word? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:50, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:The thing on Coach Z's head is a fondu pot. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:52, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Fondue makes sense because Coach Z has a fondue pot on his head. That's what they are talking about - {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 20:30, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Weak/Weep ==

I hear "Weep". Anyone else? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 08:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:The K sound is very distinct in the MP3. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Ah, so it is. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 08:50, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Relly a email? ==

Tenchally strong bad never checked a email in the apprtl 200 sbemail so those it count are the tbc just fooling us your thouts
:Hmm, this actually might be a good point... we're treating this like it was the email... i wouldn't put it past TBC to come out with something REALLY huge next week and put it at [[HR:sbemail2hundred|sbemail2hundred]] or something like that, granted, this email DID feel a bit... sub-par for a milestone. I guess the question becomes what we do with this page if and when that happens... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:13, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Strong Sad clearly defines this as the two hundredth email in his easter egg. Though it makes me sceptical that there wasn't any widescreen like the hundredth email. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 18:31, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I realized this earlier, and came to the conclusion that, under '''Remarks''', it should be mentioned as the first sbemail in which no character ''answers'' an email.{{User:Supuhstar}} 18:50, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
It seems like a standard email check to me. Other than the grandiose entry, Strong Bad has a specific task to check his email. The fact that he gets sidetracked is pretty irrelevant. I'd compare it to [[huttah]], where the focus is far more about The Cheat than Strong Bad himself. Not an identical comparison, of course, since he does answer things. -- [[User:Organous|Organous]] 20:04, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:Aside from the fact that SB never actually reads an email? Or answers it in any way? Not even [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction|takes it in a different direction]]? Seems like a lack-of-email to me... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:14, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

serioly think about it TBC next week have strong bad answer email 01 then the new paer tell him to wake up to do 200. genuis
:I have no idea what you just said. In [[Deliberately_Poor_English|English]] please. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 23:08, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

==DJ Mankiewicz==
Is djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com a reference to [http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Ben-Mankiewicz Ben Mankiewicz], or someone? {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 19:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:You might just have something there! Good work! --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 19:49, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:"Ben Mankiewicz is an American radio personality. He is Herman Mankiewicz's grandson and great-nephew of Joseph L. Mankiewicz [1]. a Radio Personality is the modern incarnation of the disk jockey, or DJ. In the 1990s, successful radio stations began to focus less on the musical expertise of their hosts and more on the individual hosts personalities. ... Herman Jacob Mankiewicz (November 7, 1897—March 5, 1953) was a Polish-American legendary Hollywood screenwriter. ... Joseph Leo Mankiewicz (February 11, 1909â€“February 5, 1993) was a Jewish-Polish-American Hollywood screenwriter, director and producer. ...
:"As of 2006, Mankiewicz is one of the hosts of the liberal talk show The Young Turks. On weekends, he also presents classic movies on the American cable television channel Turner Classic Movies."
:--{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 19:55, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::He's not a DJ, though. [[Wikipedia:Ben Mankiewicz|Ben Mankiewicz]]{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:57, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:::He's a radio show host. That's almost a DJ. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 23:10, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== hremail 24 ==

I was wondering if [http://www.homestarrunner.com/hremail24 hremail 24] was a reference to [[sbemail 22]]. In sbemail 22 it said in the end, "BANNED IN THE UK" and in hremail 24 it just said "BANNED FOR CONTENT." This might be a reference because 22 and 24 are obviously close numbers. I'm just saying. Don't call me stupid please.--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]][[Image:bowler derby.PNG|20px]] 20:03, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hmmm... Maybe. I agree. {{User:Ivoj Nob/sig}} 20:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::It's already mentioned on the page... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:10, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Singer? ==

Is there any reason why the transcript of this email says singer instead of poopsmith when the poopsmith is singing?
--[[User:Nogain|Nogain]] 20:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:It was written as a spoiler warning, and also fits the toon, as you don't see it's the Poopsmith until almost all the way through the song. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:49, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== It's on iTunes? ==

The latest TMBG email says the following: "We are proud to announce that TMBG has contributed to the latest Strong Bad email at Homestar Runner. That's Strong Bad email #200, available for free on their amazing site www.homestarrunner.com or at iTunes."
I cannot find the email anywhere on iTunes. Please help. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:11, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Podstar Runner

Einstein runner — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:22:22 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Downloading specially marked */

{{featuredarticle}}
{{talkchecklist|What to do when a new Podcast arrives:}}
*Move the old podcast entry from [[Podstar_Runner#Current_Downloadable_Emails|Current Downloads]] to [[Podstar_Runner#Previously_Downloadable_Emails|Past Downloads]]. (Be sure to comment out the download link.)
*Add the new podcast to [[Podstar_Runner#Current_Downloadable_Emails|Current Downloads]], {{tl|whatsnew}} and [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}]].
*Remove the old download link from the previous email/toon page.
*Add a download link (using {{tl|Podstar download}}) to the new email/toon page External Links section.
*Add the page to [[:Category:Podstar Runner]].
*Add the podcast's summary to the email/toon page Trivia section.
*If entry is an email, add link to [[Strong Bad Email#Podstar Runner Releases]].
|} 

== Alt versions for podcast ==
On the DVD version of [[dragon]], the homsar easter egg is automatically enabled. They also did this on the new podcast version of the email. So, is there some place that we can note this on the page for that email? Should we create new an entirely new section for Podcast version on this page and all sbemails??? --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 17:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
: Probably, yeah. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:00, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Haha... MINDREADERS! ==

I was thinking about H*R toons on iPods ''THIS MORNING''...!

== RSS Feed ==
Now all they need is an RSS feed so you can put this right in iTunes as a podcast and download it straight to the iPod.. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 18:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe a fan can create one. Y'know, like [http://interglacial.com/rss/homestar.html this one]. And no, I didn't mean that I would create one, either.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 19:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:I could certainly do it. I would just assume this would be something we'd want the Brothers Chaps to do themselves. In any case, I'll break out Notepad and have something up in a bit. :) --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 20:11, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

-I Created one that you can subscribe to here: [http://feeds.feedburner.com/podstartopod] The tags aren't all that great because I just created a category in Wordpress. But they're there and it works! Check it out - Brad Kovach

== XHTML 1.0 Transitional ==

First time I can remember a DOCTYPE being declared. Can anyone confirm? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:54, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

:It's a shame it [http://validator.w3.org/check?verbose=1&uri=http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/ doesn't validate]. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:49, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar links ==

I added a new interwiki-style link to our repertoire. To link to one of the podstar.homestarrunner.com files, simply preface it with "Podstar:" (for example: [[Podstar:sb_email_japanese_cartoon.m4v]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Picture? ==

What's with this weird picture we got here? Is this photoshopped or what?--[[User:Robert Benedicio|Robert Benedicio]] 20:36, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Nope, the picture is from the .m4v of [[techno]]. [http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/Venusy/technofullscreen.png Here's] a screenshot of the scene in iTunes. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 20:57, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::Why is the wiki logo different? -You know who!
:::I customized it. See [[User:Venusy/monobook.css|my monobook.css]], about 25 lines down. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::::That was cool.--{{User:That is Truly an Apple/Sig}} 21:16, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::Can somebody transcript any custom animation it contains, like this Strong Bad thing? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 21:33, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Quality ==

Has anybody noticed that the M4V videos have a much higher sound quality than the Flash files? Might seem a bit unfair for the "normal Flashers" at first, but if someone was to import the Flash file (which, if possible, would give us a load of vectors and so a nearly unlimited possibility of resizing) and mix its video track with the audio track of the M4V video, they could actually get megalomanic resolutions and a sound quality that beats the Flash file on the site. Anybody up to the task to make a proof-of-concept, HDTV-compatible Strong Bad Email? As long as it stays a non-redistributed proof-of-concept, it shouldn't be illegal. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 21:20, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Seems like a bit of a waste of time to me, but whatever. Anyway, in regard to your question: from what i've seen, it may not be as, ahem, "simple", as that. Most Flash decompiling programs manage to bugger up tweens etc as well as fonts. Then, on top of this, you usually need to fiddle with the .fla file you get at the end to get it to match up with the original .swf as mask layers etc often separate. Basically, it'd be some hassle.

Actually.. also its higher sound quality on the DVD's too so you could always just buy the dvds... [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:12, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, you should buy the DVDs, because it supports TBC. By the way, I wouldn't spend any time on it, because it ''would'' end up being illegal since anything worth doing eventually ends up distributed. Even if it were legal, this talk page is not the place to solicit volunteers to work on it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Never wished to argue with that. Anyways, I was actually thinking about buying myself the Overkill Combo, but since it seems minors can't have credit cards over here in Austria, I'll have to put that off for the next few years (or ask somebody with a credit card). <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 06:08, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::It is illegal. I study copyright law in my free time, and it is illegal. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:43, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Sound? Yeah, that's a good one. I can't get any sound at all. Not to mention, the video quality seriously sucks.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh man! I am a complete idiot. The sound was off. No matter, I can just use the ones already there.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:06, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Have they explicitly forbidden ''creating derivative works for the sole personal use by one single person'' now? If it isn't redistributed, I don't see where the problem lies. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 13:13, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== Link on Site ==

Is there a link to this page on the actual site besides the recently updated on the homepages? Like in downloads or something? That's where it should be.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:27, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
*I noticed that too. I guess the answer is still no. --[[User:71.243.152.233|71.243.152.233]] 03:09, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

== MP4's ==

Hey, do you guys think there is any chance that they would release them on MP4 format so we (i) can watch them on Our (my) PlayStation Portable (PSP) System? either that, or is there some sort of Software or something that i could download so i could convert the M4V Files to MP4's?

-COLA

Since theyve done m4p's they'll probablyn eventually do ones for the PSP. As for converting.. i have no clue lol. [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:14, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

yes they work on the psp- [[HRFWiki:User:Freezestar|Freezestar]]

No, they dont. i checked it out, i even upgraded my Bloody psp, didnt work, and all my movies that i had on it couldnt be played. great job, Sony.

-COLA

They don't work on the PSP. The videos available from the Podstar Runner page are encoded using H.264, and not MPEG-4. While giving it a better file size and reasonable video quality, it makes it incompatible with the PSP. --[[User:TuqueeLukee|Tuquee]] 06:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Use PSPVideo9 to transcode the .M4v files. -CujoSR

[[Wikipedia:mencoder|mencoder]] sb_email_techno.m4v -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vhq:vbitrate=896 -oac mp3lame -lameopts vbr=3:br=128 -o sb_email_techno.mp4
Let me know how that works for you, I'm not sure exactly what a PSP expects. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Strange. It works on mine. PSP-1001 on the side. I update the PSP all the way and put it in the Video folder ([root folder]:\VIDEO folder). And then i just rename the extension to mp4 and throw it into the VIDEO folder. That's what I do. And they work. --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 03:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

:When that post was written, PSP firmware 2.80 (or 2.81, I forget which) hadn't been released. That was the firmware that added .m4v support (and you don't need to rename them either). --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:16, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

== WMP? ==

do these files play on windows media player? (Or are they convertable to VuGo format?)--{{User:Benol/sig}} 01:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:: They are in H.264 video with AAC audio. I think there are codecs you can get for those for WMP. [[User:Person Man|Person Man]] 02:01, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

No. It doesn't work. I just tried. [[User:Klaymation|Klaymation]]

==Unfocused Floppy==
[[Image:Floppy podcast background.png|thumb|discoveries of the deep?]]
So uh... Anybody figure out what the floppy is labled, the one that the iPod is resting against? All you... Decompilers or just those with good eyesight? And intuition? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:57, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:I think the floppy says: ''Something'' of the ''Something''. It's just too faded.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Well, I searched Moby games for a DOS title with "of the" in it, and of around 250 results, the most likely canditate I could find was "discoveries of the deep". Does that look plausible to anybody? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:36, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Definitely looks plausible. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I added info for Discoveries of the Deep to the [[Floppy Disk Container]] article. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:31, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's iPod? I think not. ==

That is not Strong Sad's iPod in the background, as stated on the wiki. It appears to be at least a 4G iPod, but its shape (especially the screen) is closer to that of the 5G iPod. Look at it--it has the gray clickwheel characteristic of 4G+ iPods. Strong Sad's is first- or second-generation. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]]

:It doesn't look exactly like Strong Sad's iPod from the picture, but it is blurry, so details might not have been put in. Other times that this happens is when you see a zoomed-out picture of the Compy, and you cannot see the dial. Lets just see what others put in as well and then we will make final decisions. -[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 04:52, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::Whoops. Didn't sign that last message--fixed. Anyway, here's the thing. The blur would make it hard to decide, except for the scroll-wheel. Notice it's gray. Strong Sad's iPod, as seen so far, has had a white scroll-wheel. The blur filter may obscure details, but it's not going to change the colors of anything. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 05:04, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::The width of the screen appears to be wider than Strong Sad's iPod, but quite like a video iPod.

::::The enlarged screen size and trademarked click wheel give it away that this iPod was designed to be a 5G iPod. However, note the headphone jack is plugged into the middle of the top of the iPod. That characteristic is not true with 5G iPods, which have the jack on the far right of the top. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 13:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::Well, let's think about this for a minute. Who else in the Brothers Strong house (or anywhere else in FCUSA for that matter) owns an iPod? Mabye Strong Sad upgraded to a newer version or something. I agree, it's not the same one that we've seen before, but no one else has an iPod, so in my opinion, it ''has'' to be Strong Sad's. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I concur. Is this already noted on the item's article, or have we yet to add it? — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I thought the same exact thing as Has Matt? but I forgot to mention it. Who else would have an ipod? I think so far its Strong Sads, unless maybe in the future it is revealed that maybe Strong Bad got one or something.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 21:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Strong Bad with an iPod? Strong Bad thinks that flashlights are "the future of technology". {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::: Maybe the Cheat bought an iPod... I mean, we already know he likes Apple :P

== Original Name ==

Since they changed the name from Strong Bad video podcasts, I think we should mention it in trivia.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:00, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:So... mention it. :) I'd do it but I haven't kept up with this page closely enough to know for sure what you're talking about. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:22, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

==What do I have to do?==
What do I have to do to make Strong Bad pop up? I says wait a second after the email, what email it doesn't play any email. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

:Please be more specific. After every Strong Bad Email featured, a short clip of Strong Bad should appear. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:46, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh, so you have to download the emails to watch the clips and stuff, well in that case nevermind. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

== PSP...rar ==

I could help with the PSP and iPod video conversion

:I don't believe that creating PSP files for distribution would fall under [[Wikipedia:Fair use|fair use]] laws. Thanks for offering, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:44, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::While distribution of alternate versions would be illegal, converting it yourself to another format and playing it on your PSP would be considered fair use. Since the videos don't have DRM, they are not covered by the DMCA and the fair use exception can apply.
:::Creating a instructions to convert or a program that will do the converting would be fine (assuming you don't charge for it or anything). --[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:22, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::This may be true, but ''I'' don't believe it falls under fair use. Just me. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 19:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Requires Quicktime? ==

Below external links it says that either iTunes or Quicktime is required to play these, but I must disagree. All that's needed is a player that can support the MOV file format, H264 decoding, and AAC decoding. The videos all play back perfectly on my computer without any sort of Apple "adware" installed. And it says that Quicktime version 6.0 is required, but I don't think that 6.0 can play H264 video. --[[User:Taku42|Taku42]] 21:07, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

:It can play H263, however. As for other programs, Quicktime and iTunes are the only two official programs that fully support and write .mov format. If you know of another that's as good as either of these, however, please say so. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::[[Wikipedia:MPlayer|MPlayer]] (the almighty) has no problems. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:26, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

::The VideoLan Client ([http://www.videolan.org/vlc/]) works really well. Which is a bit odd since VLC often has trouble with newer Quicktime files.--[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:06, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

They may mean Quicktime 7, which I believe is the minimum requirement for iTMS videos.

Anonymous.

Also, video is only supported in iTunes 6.0 and up, podcasts from version 4.9. So regarding either capability, the iTunes version in the article is incorrect. [[User:68.239.131.197|68.239.131.197]] 01:24, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Brothers Chaps helped! wooh ==

I got a email, from them after i emailed them.

<blockquote>Quicktime Pro can convert a .m4v file to an .mp4 file or any other format for that matter. 
Just open the file up in Quicktime and choose Export to put it in whatever format you need, 
this way you shouldn't have a problem getting it onto you PSP. 
 
 
Brothers Chaps</blockquote>

On Jan 31, 2006, at 9:08 AM, Beep wrote:

<blockquote>Hello, i noticed that you just put up Podstar Runner, for the iPod, well, 
is it possible that you could do a different version, for the PSP? PSP uses the .mp4 files. 
 
Thank You.</blockquote>

So...Wooh! --[[User:Jetamoo|Coach J]] 18:53, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

The psp needs a thumbnail file too so just converting it to mp4 won't work (I've tried). [http://www.pspvideo9.com/ PSP video 9]is the easiest way, it creates a thumbnail file automatically. Get a big memory stick too, videos eat up space fast.

== RSS feed oddities ==
I removed them from the article, because the odd things in the RSS feed (copyright tag, link tag) are because TBC copied the RSS example from [http://www.podcastx.com/articles/26/1/How-To-Publish-a-Podcast-on-the-iTunes-Music-Store Apple's website]. I have emailed TBC about the tags, too. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 00:19, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

==¿Qué está el problema?==

I downloaded the latest versions of quicktime and iTunes and these files won't run on my computer no matter what I try! The podcast won't even download, it keeps showing the same error! Is it because my comp uses windows? Does my computer hate me?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:23, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

:Can't help you with the podcast. That's really too bad. :( But I can help you in other ways. Que and esta need é and á, and it's ''el'' problema. Tricky Spanish, eh? But sorry about the errors, and sorry that I'm no expert in iPods. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 05:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

::I don't even have an iPod, I just want to watch them on my comp so I can hear this so called "better sound quality".--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:11, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Today's top podcast! ==

Strong Bad Email is currently "Today's Top Podcast" in the iTunes Music store! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:Get a screenshot while it lasts. =) It might come in useful. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Here's the screenshots:
<gallery>
Image:Podstar Top Podcast.png|<center>Top Podcast</center>
Image:Podstar New & Notable.png|<center>New & Notable</center>
</gallery>
::I'm not sure if these should go on the page or not, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 06:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

==Descriptions==

I'm not sure if this can go anywhere on the page, but I figured I'd list the descriptions within iTunes for the episodes.

techno -- Some bozo asks about techno music. 
japanese cartoon -- Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon. 
dragon -- Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution. 
kids book -- Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book. 
crying -- Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book. (whoops on their part, apparently) 
bottom 10 -- From the home office in Scotsdale, AZ... 
caffeine -- Strong Sad gets caffeinated. 
virus -- A virus wreaks havoc on the Compy. 

I wasn't exactly sure where to put this, but I figured it should at least be listed somewhere around here, so here it is. [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 07:58, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:lol, reading the edit history for the main page, I suppose I should have left my editorialized comments out of it, or put it separate or in italics or something. Sorry! (I didn't realize they fixed it, though; I guess I'll have to redownload it.) [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 19:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

==Mirrors?==
Should we upload the previous emails on the mirror, seeing as they are not currently available from the official site? -FatPamPam

Probably not a good idea. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 18:29, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

== Guitar was a little earlier... ==
Y'know, Guitar actually was downloadable on the night of February 26th, not the 27th as it says here... maybe we should mention that... --[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 21:58, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

:Well technically, the first five weren't released one after the other on seperate days, as it reads in the podcast, either. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:37, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

== Bandwith Issue ==

Since now on the website only the most recent is available, are the other emails unavailable through iTunes as well? I wouldn't know because I was already subscribed and had them on my computer before the problem occured.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 03:26, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:Unfortunately, yes, they are unavailable. All that appears in the list is "guitar". {{User:FireBird/sig}} 04:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::Was "bottom 10" ever even on iTunes? I tried to get it, but the podcast wasn't downloading it... --[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 23:36, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:::Yes, it was. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 13:03, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

== virus ==

I see that the menu below virus is not in this version. How do they handle that scene where Homestar is picking up the words? Can we get a shot of that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:The issue with the widescreen ratio and therefore pan and scan style of virus (.mp4) is already mentioned. The navbar is indeed cut off when Homestar picks up the words, if that's what you mean. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:13, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::Right. I'm curious what that looks like. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:14, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:::I won't be able to get a screenshot up until I get home, as virus is currently undownloadable. However, it looks as though Homestar's head is pulling words up from nowhere. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:17, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::::He is. Homestar pulls the words from nowhere.
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2383/podcastviruspic1cu.png
--[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 23:42, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

== Cost? ==

Does it cost anything to download? [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]]
:Nope! It's free to download! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:12, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

== Relative linking ==

I'm still getting an error when clicking on the navbar links below the Podstar index. Is anyone else? Could they have fixed it and then broken it again when they updated? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:14, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:They seem to be working fine for me... Maybe something's up on your end...? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Do they ''all'' work all the time? One of them worked at first and then stopped. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:20, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:::All of them work all of the time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::The first time I load the page, it works for the first link I try. Then it reverts to the relative linking behavior. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:22, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::It works all the time for me (Flash 7/Fx 1.5/Linux) but looking at the source code it seems it hasn't been "fixed" by TBC at all - it's still relative linking, and there's nothing telling it to go to www.etc instead of podstar.etc. However the main_nav.swf is being loaded from www.etc. So I'm guessing some browsers/versions of Flash/whatever is taking the relative link relative to the page (which won't work) and others take it relative to the .swf (which will work). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:49, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

== File Sizes ==

The file sizes quoted on the podstar page are sort of innaccurate... In computing, the prefix "kilo", for example, can mean two things - the standard 103= 1000 or the more computer-friendly 210 = 1024 (computers, working in binary, are good for working with powers of 2). Megabytes can, by extension, be 1,000,000 (1000²) bytes or 1,048,576 (1024²) bytes. Usually the binary megabytes are used for things like RAM capacity, since that will always be a power of 2, and file sizes. Decimal megabytes are often used for hard disk capacities (to make them sound bigger, since the number on the box is bigger). (Because of the confusion, SI proposed the prefix [[Wikipedia:Mebi|Mebi]], but it never really caught on.) However the filesizes quoted on the podstar page are such that 1MB = 1,024,000 bytes (1000×1024), which isn't correct either way. Most likely the computer gave the size in kB by dividing by 1024, and TBC then divided by 1000 to get MB. The only thing I know of which uses 1,024,000 megabytes is the 1.44MB floppy disk, which is 1.44×1024×1000 bytes. 
The questions are: (1) Can the above be summarised into something suitable for a fun fact? Not so long as to ramble, as the above does, but not so short as to leave out any important information. (2) In the table at the bottom of the article, should we quote (a) the filesize from the podstar page, (b) The actual size in decimal megabytes, (c) The actual size in binary megabytes or (d) separate columns for both (a) and one of (b) or (c). At the moment it is (c), which gets my vote. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
:There is already the goof:

:Many of the listed file sizes are inaccurate. The table below shows the correct file sizes.

:and the listing below. What do you want beyond that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:28, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
::Oh, I didn't see that. Still, some explination of ''why'' they're inaccurate could be good, since that goof reads like "man, TBC are so dumb they couldn't even get the filesizes right" as opposed to "filesizes are more complicated than they look, and TBC got it wrong". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:33, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

== Teen Girl Squadcast ==

It was released but the wiki hasn't recorded it. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:23, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh wait, I just did that "purge" thing for the main page, and it says it, nevermind. Now all someone has to do here is add info on the article. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I's all done? Super! - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:42, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

== Time on iPod ==

Does 8:04 PM have any significance? Just wondering.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 16:04, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
:I doubt it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
::It's either the first time they posted a podcast, or the time at which [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] was born or something? -Horatio's Seasoning

== Just something I noticed...==
The description for [[different town]] in the XML feed is "How would Strong Bad make the town different?". For as long as I can remember (much earlier than March 13, 2006, anyways), the summary on the Wiki has been "How would Strong Bad make the town different?". It may just be a coincidence, but I doubt it. We know TBC have used the Wiki in the past. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 13:03, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

:In any case, it looks like that's different from the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=next&oldid=869 original description]: ''Steven WV writes in and askes Strong Bad what he would change in his town to make it better, and he sings a weirded-out song, in which he describes how he would change the characters. You'll have to see it to find out!''. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:58, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

::The description was set to that on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=82968&oldid=82303 15 May 2005], the "Weeeehhhhhllllll" finally being removed [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=285214&oldid=285212 today]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:52, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

== Background's gone. ==

On the Podstar Runner page, the background is black now. Why?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:40, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

:The background isn't black. The server is running a bit slowly, and you'll need to wait for the background to load. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:44, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

== How do you access this on the homestar runner webstie? ==

Where is it?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:46, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

:[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/index.html http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/index.html]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:52, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

::It's linked from the New button on the main pages... I don't think it's linked to anywhere else on the site though. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:16, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

How do you acces it through the Homestar runner website?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:26, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
:He just said. That rotating button on the main pages that flashes through the updates. The last of its options usually is Podstar Runner. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:50, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar Summaries ==

Hey, should we place the Podstar Runner summaries on the pages of the emails/TGS...s? Example:

(from [[dragon)

<blockquote>[[Image:sbemail58picture2a.PNG|thumb|"Check out all his majesty."]]

Kaizer wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon.

'''[[Podstar Runner]] Summary:''' Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad]]'''

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]</blockquote>

I know it sounds stupid, but, I think it's information that needs to be noted. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:37, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

:It ''is'' already noted. Check the Fun Facts. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:47, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

::Well, should it be noted up there if people are missing it? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 22:10, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

== You know what? ==

Maybe the Bros. Chaps should start uploading these to [http://video.google.com Google Video Beta].

{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 05:17, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

:I doubt they would want to, considering the [http://video.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=31704 terms of use]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:05, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

::OK. Well, I've noticed a bug. If you [http://www.live.com/?add=http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/podcast.xml add the podcast to Windows Live], and try to read the description, the .m4v file starts playing automatically where the description should be (if you have QuickTime 6.0 or later). Nevermind the Bullocks (no, I'm not from England), {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} of the Corn Army, 08:33, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== Not a valid Podcast URL? ==

Anyone else having problems with the podcast? Using iTunes 6.0.5 (on OS 10.4.7), when I try to update it says:

<blockquote>
'''"Strong Bad Emails & More!" does not seem to be a valid Podcast URL.''' 
 
Please check that you have entered the correct URL and try again.
</blockquote>

I have checked, and the URL is correct.

[[User:Benabik|Benabik]] 20:15, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

:Try clicking this link, which will bring it up in the iTunes Music Store: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=122139371.

:If you'd rather enter it manually, the correct URL is: http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/podcast.xml. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 02:51, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

== This specific piece of trivia: Are you sure? ==

''When the email ends and returns to the animated iPod menu, "Homestarrunner.com" is highlighted. However, the animated menu at the beginning of the email has "Email" selected. The iPod's memory should keep the selection where it was when you left it, not move back to the top.''

I only have a 4G iPod, so it may not apply to this, but every time it finishes up a playlist or album, it goes back to the main menu and the top word (Music) is highlighted.
But you guys can go ahead and prove me wrong by doing it on your fancy-pants video iPods. I don't mind, really. --[[User:Mashi|Mashi]] 18:33, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

My iPod Video goes back to Music on the main menu when it's done playing, as well. But it remembers its position in other menus. --[[User:71.197.114.207|71.197.114.207]] 17:23, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

==Missing videos==

Now that I actually have an iPod, I'm kind of miffed that bottom 10, crying and caffeine were removed from the podcast itself on iTunes. They can still be downloaded off the server from direct linking, yes, but it won't go on my iPod in the podcast section with the rest, and I'm a stickler for organization. Any idea WHY they were removed to begin with? [[User:Evan|Evan]] 05:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

==Zip File==

Does anybody have a zip file containing everything on Podstar Runner? It would be kinda helpful. --[[User:Gooblies|Gooblies]] 15:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

== NEWS UPDATE!!!!: Podstar Runner on PSP ==

If you download the latest firmware update, v 2.80, you can subscribe to the podstar runner podcast via RSS and save podstar toons directly to your psp in the /VIDEO folder! More news at 11:00.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:46, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== Caper? ==

The link to caper doesn't work anymore. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:50, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

*I guess the hiatus since the previous update was so long, the other videos are now hard to download.

== Exclusive Content? ==

I've just bought an iPod and I'm wondering if any of the Podstar Runner content is exclusive. I watch stuff on the site often and want to know if I've been missing anything.[[User:67.191.243.115|67.191.243.115]]

:I think most of the differences are noted in [[Podstar Runner#Fun Facts]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:35, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

== podcast working? ==

I've been trying from multiple locations to download the podcasts.
I have a DS3 at work and I get nothing.
Something broke?
:It works fine for me. Sometimes the server gets overloaded though... they're big files, after all... especially whenever a new one comes out. If that happens just wait and try again. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:50, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

== Creative Zen ==

Is there any way to make these compatible with a Creative Zen Vision player?

What video format does it use?
[[User:Anakin4me|The Ugly One]] 21:10, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

== Video iPod? ==

I know this is a stupid question, but is these emails for only video ipod or all ipods?--[[User:68.218.252.203|68.218.252.203]] 03:01, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I was the one that said that above. I just wasn't logged in.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 03:03, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
:If the iPod plays videos, it will work. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 03:04, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I think what he means is, if you download a email to a non-video ipod, will you still be able to hear the email, even though you can't see it?-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 03:24, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll take this, since no one seems to know the answer. Yes, you can still view a video-podcast on a 4G iPod (that supports podcasts) by viewing the podcast from the Music menu instead of the Video → Video Podcasts menu. It plays the video-podcast as a regular podcast; with only audio. I'm about 90% sure of this, since it can be done this way on a 5G iPod. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't suppose the second generation iPod nano does podstar?

:My understanding is that the iPod Nano doesn't play any video files. so it wouldn't be able to play podstar runner videos. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:47, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== "crying" ==

My sister wants to watch it. But it's been removed. From both sides. (This article and the Podstar page on the H*R site). What I mean is, the link's broken. --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 23:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
:No it isnt... I just went on it.--[[User:X66x66|X66x66]] 23:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
::Only 18 SBEmails are kept on the Podstar Runner site at a time. You can still watch it [[HR:sbemail109.html|on the official site]], or you could download the Podstar version from YouTube using a service such as [http://videodownloader.net videodownloader.net]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 23:47, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
::: *attempting Strong Bad speech* Or maybe [http://www.saveyoutube.com Save Youtube.com]! --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 02:57, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

== Binary Technology description added? ==

When decoded, the description of technology is "Ç,:«�" (Not including quotations) Should that be added to trivia or something? {{User:Steve/sig}} 23:23, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
:Well, the binary string is 37 bits (in a row), so it's not going to decode correctly in 7-bit or 8-bit ASCII, or any of the Unicode formats, 'cause it's not a whole number of characters. It might be worth noting that the number in binary is 106930066790 in decimal, like on [[technology#Trivia|technology]], but I think it's just too trivial. If you're curious, you can check out [[Talk:technology#Has anyone tried...|the conversation that came up over this last time]], but there's not much there. Just remember, it's important to note the difference between [[Wikipedia:Binary number|binary]], which is just a way of representing numbers, and [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]], which is one of many ways of making those numbers represent letters and symbols. It's reasonable to assume that the string of 1s and 0s is binary, but it's not ASCII. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

== Much mirroring to be done, please ==

Ok, the following links seem to have been removed and can no longer be downloaded:
*[[crying]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[different town]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[best thing]]
I'd mirror them if I could, but I never downloaded them while they were up. Could someone who has please mirror them? {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 04:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

:{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Title !! Download
|-
| [[crying]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_crying.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[bottom 10]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_bottom10.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[caffeine]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_caffeine.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[different town]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_different_town.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[personal favorites]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_personal_favorites.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[death metal]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_death_metal.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[crazy cartoon]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_crazy_cartoon.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[trevor the vampire]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_trevor.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[stunt double]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_stuntdouble.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[best thing]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_best_thing.m4v|download]]
|}
:It's weird that ten out of fifty-three don't work. And it's not like they are the first ten released or anything. How long have you noticed this? I wonder if it's a short term thing. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:30, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

::I knew [[personal favorites]] was down since early February, since someone posted it on the talk page, but I just realized last night that all these were down. I do know that a few, like [[trevor the vampire]], [[stunt double]], [[caffeine]], and a few others were up at Christmas, seeing as my friend put them on his iPod around that time. Anyway, ''could'' anyone mirror them soon? I'm getting an iPod this weekend, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants these emails on the go :P {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:45, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Seriously, not to be a nag, but does anyone have these files? The wiki is kinda incomplete without them. I'd do it myself if i could. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 00:38, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

==Glitches==
Ok, I noticed a few glitches when watching some toons. for one, when watching [[theme park]], the video freezes when before the cut to Pom Pom and Bubs, but the audio keeps going. You can keep going by fast forwarding a few seconds, but it still always freezes at the same place. Also, with TGS's 6-12, they all start off somewhere in the middle of the cartoon (the same place every time), but pressing the left button brings the toon back to the beginning. However, pressing the center button and scrolling to a certain time will always snap you back to a specific point in the toon. For example, fast forwarding anywhere in TGS7 always snaps to the "dipped it in salt" line. Also, holding the right button just blacks out the toon and brings you back to the menu. I know that it's not just my iPod that does these things, seeing as my friend's does the exact same things, but does anyone else have these problems, too? {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}}

==These peoples try to fade me==
The reason I'm guessing that this was released was because the version on the CD (which I have) was not compatible with a 5G iPod (which I also have). I put the CD version on iTunes before, but it just said the video "...cannot be played on this iPod". The m4v version worked. {{User:Mee/sig}}

==iPod Question==
I have the the first gen iPod, that (as far as I know), doesn't play video. Will it play Podcasts? [[User:Kaine|Kaine]] 00:52, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
:No, the podcasts are only videos.--{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:30, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
::Pardon my french, but '''****!''' [[User:Kaine|Kaine]] 01:59, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

== Dead ==

..it's gone.-[[User:71.170.23.253|71.170.23.253]]
:What's gone? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 16:32, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/ http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:34, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh noes! :( --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:52, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::So, could someone start making a mirror of the podcasts? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 16:55, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::At least people can't download them and post them on YouTube now. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 19:43, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::Use archive.org for the mirror making {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 20:26, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Cool. I'd never heard of that website before. But only sysops can make mirrors. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:47, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Man I just got a new iPod...Is there anyway I can get all of the Podcasts onto my iPod?
:::::::...So... How about that mirror-making? :D I just got a new iPod nano and I'm itching to get some Homestar on it. >_> [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 14:11, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

== Mirror of Podcasts ==

Can mirrors of the podcast be put up so the ones that were available before it was shutdown be available for download? If so let me know. I think it is a good idea. I really want the email [[virus]].--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 19:01, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
:One problem I fear will come from making mirrors (No, I do not have the rights or the podcasts): If the service was shut down because too many people posted their podcasts online (I hope you get the irony) then putting them up for download on our website wouldn't do TBC any good. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 14:22, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
::Guess we don't need to worry anymore... Rejoice! :D [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 19:42, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

== Moto Q and Flash Question ==

Could any of the podcasts be viewed on a Motorola Q with Windows Media Player? Is there also an early flash file for the page still having the podcasts on?

== Why? ==

I just got a new iPod, and was really disappointed when I realized that you couldn't download the podcasts anymore. Does anyone know why the podcasts were taken off the site? --[[User:Biscuithead1293|Biscuithead1293]] 21:32, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
:My theories:
:# TBC got sick of people downloading podcasts of their internet cartoons and posting them on the internet (I'd be happy to explain the irony if it isn't obvious already)
:# The iPod Touch has an internet brower so they thought people could already use that to watch h*r on an iPod. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a lot, but I just got an iPod Touch, and you can't view flash files on it. --[[User:Biscuithead1293|Biscuithead1293]] 22:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

:: the Real theory: BANDWIDTH. 10 MB apiece+ most popular thing on itunes = instant death of website. [[User:Sneakernets|Sneakernets]] 05:01, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

== other MP3 Players ==

do you think it'll work on another type of mp3 player? i have a media converter that came with mine. does anyone have anything other than ipod that has gotten it to work? Jan 8, 2007
[[user:Homsarstrongbad150]]

:Yeah, probably. What kind of file does your mp3 player accept? Or at least what kind of files does your converter accept? I have all of the original podcast episodes in .avi format if you need any.[[User:Metroidpal45|Metroidpal45]]

I have no idea how to check for that. i'll check the user guide. but how do i get them onto my computer is the problem. if i have the files on my computer, i can drag them on the media converter and it'll tell me if it'll work or not. oh, and i'd like crazy cartoon, stunt double, bottom 10, and virus if it's not too much trouble. Homsarstrongbad150[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]]

i found out how to get it onto my computer, and my converter doesn't support m4v or whatever of those files are, but my brother has an official ipod with more than enough memory he needs, so i'll work it out with him eventually. until then, i'm putting all of them onto my desktop. [[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]]

== No Flash? ==

http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/

Is not a flash page, despite homestarrunner.com being in all flash. --[[User:70.226.160.89|70.226.160.89]] 17:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

== Not Working. ==

the link for "looking old" isn't working. anyone know why?
[[User:Anakin4me|The Ugly One]] 21:09, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:It's a mistake. The real link can be found [[podstar:podcast.xml|here]]. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:13, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

== One at a time, please. ==

It looks like Podstar Runner is going to be treated similarly to [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and the [[Sketchbook]]. It's my opinion that we should match the page style of [[Quote of the Week]], which would include listing the toons in reverse order. IMO, we also ought to include the screenshot they use in the table(s). {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:01, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:The screenshot might be pushing it, but I agree with the rest. That was my interpretation of "one at a time please" too. A good way to solve whatever issues the previous version had. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
::Will we be mirroring these (large) files like we do with the small QotW files? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:11, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd venture to guess that we wont. Like you said these are large files that would eat up incredible amounts of bandwidth. If we can find a very rich financier then we could probably do something. ;) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 10:35, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== Name of podcast on iTunes? ==

What is the current name of the podcast on iTunes? I've searched for Homestar Runner, Homestarrunner.com, Strong Bad, The Brothers Chaps, and every other name I could think of, so where is it?? {{unsigned|Homsarian79|02:15, 10 January 2008 (UTC)}}
:I don't think it's on iTunes, because it takes up too much bandwith. You'll just have to download the podcasts manually from the XML feed they have. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 03:47, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

== Old Podstar Menu pic ==

Is there a place for the old Podstar Runner menu on this page for posterity's sake?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:14, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== m4v Missing? ==

Looking Old's m4v is missing.
:So it is... odd.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
::It is there, just under a different filename. [[podstar:sbemail164.m4v]]. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:46, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== folder ==

What folder on the iPod do I put the m4v? -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 20:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
:You put it in iTunes and sync your iPod to iTunes.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 23:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
::Could you be more specific? Where in the iTunes folder? -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}
:::Just open the m4v, iTunes should automatically open, and then it's automatically in your iTunes. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 05:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Note ==

On Windows 98, even with Quicktime 6.5.2 installed, it seems the audio works but the video does not. Any input? (aside from "upgrade your OS", whic is not an option at present) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:18, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
:Perhaps Quicktime uses DirectX for which Win98 would have an older version? (is QT 6.5.2 the overall latest version or just the latest version available for W98). Another option is to use a 3rd party video player such as [http://www.videolan.org/vlc/ VideoLAN]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:24, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Mirror? ==

I have found most of the old toons on Podstar, on the Wayback Machine. Should they be put on this page? {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 04:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:Um, I don't know how to break this to you, but they already {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Podstar_Runner&diff=534511&oldid=534389 are}}. If you meant add individual links... that's another story. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 08:51, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

== Episode Artwork? ==

When I downloaded the old podcasts a while ago, they came with artwork, but the recent ones that I've downloaded don't have artwork, and the thumbnail for the video in iTunes is a picture that iTunes takes a little ways into the video (Strong Bad at his computer). Are other people experiencing this? I should note that I download the episodes from podstar.homestarrunner.com rather than through iTunes.

== Podcast Previews ==

Are they taking pictures from the Wiki or is it just a coincidence that they matched the pictures in the Wiki's articles? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:59, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:this is probably forum talk, no? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:00, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

== Nobody followed the checklist ==

Is there a place where we can move it so more people can see it? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 14:09, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::Be paitent. This is just a week-old way of doing it. Give people time to catch on. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:48, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Would it be a good idea to add a link in that Weeklie checklist in [[Talk:Quote of the Week]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:04, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

==Has anyone noticed...==
*That TBC use *our* Wiki screenshots for their thumbnails for the Podcast. That is so l33t. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:03, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
**Wow, you're right! That's awesome. {{User:Saddy_Dumpington/sig}} 14:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
***Should we mention this under the Remarks section? They've really done it six weeks in a row.--[[User:Charlie Jr.|Charlie Jr.]] 23:52, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

== Is it just me or... ==
4-5 of the podcasts SO FAR have had the lines "DNA Evidence" will TBC be adding the DNA toon to the podcasts menu? --[[User:Chrisyroid|Chrisyroid]] 21:52, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
:I guess we'll have to see. They seem to be going in order of release since [[looking old]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
::Or, to be more specific, they are going in order of release since the first email to come out in 2007. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Even more specifically, they seem to be choosing emails that go in order of release since looking old. I don't think this toon will appear for a while. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:17, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

== How do you download the old emails? ==
I checked the page, but only "from work" is available; I can't find any of the other emails on the list. Huh?
:Yep, with this incarnation of the podcast, only the latest email is available at any one time. I guess they're trying to limit how much bandwidth the whole operation takes... since that's most likely what brought it down last time. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Split? ==
Thinking aloud... would it be a good idea to split this page into [[Podstar Runner]] and [[Podstar Runner 2006]] (or some equally imaginative title)? The page is a bit crowded and confusing at the moment, with transcripts, and blocks of text, and fun facts, all with little qualifiers about whether they're talking about the new podcast or the old one (and even now, some facts talk about the old podcast in the present tense)... it would be a lot simpler to treat them as separate services, and have them on separate pages... maybe with one of those "preceeded by/succeeded by" bars like on the [[Intro]]s. After all, they're rather different... the only real thing they have in common is that they're both podcasts... 99% of the stuff we have in Fun Facts is different between the two. Thoughts? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
: I agree with Phlip. Two separate pages would make sense given the sustantial amount of information and lists presently combined on this one article. We've done the same to [[New Paper]] and [[The Paper]]. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:45, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
::That might be a good idea. Unlike say [[Punkin Stencils]], where one page can neatly contain all the info, Podstar Runner has a lot of associated information (Fun Facts, transcripts, etc.) that are different depending on the version. By splitting, that might also eliminate some of the problems with the intro, which seems bit too wordy (I know, a rare problem for this wiki, but still...) It would probably also fix the listing of previously available podcasts, which is only going to get worse as time goes on. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:02, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
::[[Podstar Runner 2006]] would probably look [[User:Wbwolf/MainMock|something like this]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:21, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
:::I see no problem with splitting the article. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:34, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

== Broken Wayback Files ==

When I tried to download bottom 10 and caper from the Wayback Machine, the site said the files could not be found. Can this problem be fixed? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:36, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
:We don't have any control over the Wayback Machine, it's run by [http://www.archive.org/about/about.php other people]... so no, we can't fix it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:43, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
::Would those people be able to fix it? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:19, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

== 2008 Screencap ==

[[Image:PodstarFacePrint.png|thumb|The current picture]]
[[Image:Strong Bad Face Print.PNG|thumb|The one I uploaded]]
I think we should start a wider discussion on which of these ending screencaps would be more appropiate. I personally think it's preposterous to include Strong Bad in the old ending but not the current one, and if someone (like I did) accidentally glanced at the picture before reading the description they would not know what the heck is going on. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:12, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:I dunno, I think the one you uploaded makes it harder to interpret what's going on, because the faceprint is more difficult to see in that one. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 18:57, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

{{clear}}
== Picture ==

What's this pic: <nowiki>http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/hrpodcast_pic.jpg</nowiki> {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:As seen [[Podstar Runner 2006|here]], the picture advertised Homestar at the iTunes Music Store. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:38, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

== Help with RSS ==
Please help me! I have no idea how to get the RSS on my ipod! I need serious help. [[User: MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
==Hiatus==

As of 6/12, it looks like there aren't going to be any new episodes for a while

== Help? ==

I download "yes wrestling" last week and now that diorama is out, the latter is the only one that shows up on my iPod while the former is no long there. Is that supposed to happen?

If you click and drag the podcast file to the "Purchased" section of iTunes, it will show up in the Video Playlists: Purchased menu on your iPod. These won't delete themselves but the file in the Podcasts section still will. Hope that helps.--[[User:Shaggy|Shaggy]] | [[User talk:Shaggy|talk]] 06:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

== How to watch on PSP ==
Just put the swf files on your memory stick and navigate to them in the PSP's browser with address "file:/path-to-the-files-on-your-ms/homsar.swf" You can use FireFox to make an index page once you've copied them over - just do a quick search and replace routine to make the URLs relative. Most of the toons will play because they're fairly small but some of the bigger ones wont. You might have to re-encode those.

Does anybody have a homestar runner theme or gameboot for the PSP? --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 16:55, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

:I found this psp wallpaper: http://www.psp411.com/show/mods/873/0/Homestar_Runner_Wallpaper_PSP_Mod.html --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 21:04, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading specially marked ==

Does the Sbemail Podcast fail to update on anyone else's computers? Is there any way I can fix it? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:30, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
:Mine is refusing to update as well. I'm led to believe that it's something wrong with the podcast itself. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 23:50, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::According to iTunes, the URL isn't a valid podcast feed anymore, which leads me to believe that they accidentally screwed up the XML file. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:37, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
:::If you go to the xml (link [[Podstar Runner#External Links|here]]), you get an XML Parsing Error. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:22, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Einstein runner — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:09:02 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Back from the future? */

{{Main Page Talk}}

== Auto Log Out? ==

I occasionally am logged out for no reason when I don't click the "log out" button. Do we have an automatic log out or something, or is there some glitch in the server? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 19:31, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe your cookies expired. Happens to me on occasion. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:38, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
::Maybe. I didn't know that could happen. Which isn't that unusual. Thanks! {{User: DrPepper42/sig}} 21:14, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:::I find there's an inevitable period of time when I come onto the wiki and I am not automatically logged in. Happens. Log in again, be sure to to check the "always keep me logged in" and go. A few times a year ain't a problem. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:45, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
::::I'm talking about moving from page to page on the wiki. I don't use "always stay logged in" because I've got a little brother who will probably get me banned. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 00:27, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::It might be that you're moving between [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page hrwiki.org] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page www.hrwiki.org], which even though they are the same thing are treated differently by your computer. To avoid the problem, I log in on both. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:07, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'd consider that a glitch in the server. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 18:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Without going into too much horrible detail: {{pl|l=http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page hrwiki.org}} and {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page www.hrwiki.org}} are considered by your browser to be two different sites for technical reasons. This is not a trivial thing to fix. Similarly, the cookies do not translate from one site to the next for ''security'' reasons. So, no glitch, just something you gotta keep your eye on. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:08, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

== New inside ref. ==

Most of my other attempts at officializing inside references have been turned down, so I figured I'd ask here this time.

'''Marzipan dating The Cheat'''. This seems to be an omvious recurring theme, even before [[Date Nite]], what with their secret hot dates.
:See [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:29, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

== Heroes Con ==
[[The Brothers Chaps|TBC]] will be in/near Charlotte, NC this weekend at the [http://www.heroesonline.com/heroescon.html Heroes Convention], as confirmed [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-347 here]. They will be at booth 532, and the con goes from Friday to Sunday. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 16:46, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

== Back from the future? ==

The weekly stuff doesn't seem to be on the site yet... {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 01:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
:You're right! Woah! {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 12:33, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
::After about 2 or more days of it being on HRWiki, it's STILL not on the main site. =/ Who knows, maybe it'll come with the next update? [[Special:Contributions/66.168.19.135|66.168.19.135]] 12:07, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Hmm, it's on the main page for me... try clearing your cache. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:16, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::::I think he means on the [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main pages]] of homestarrunner.com. I doubt that The Brothers Chaps know about this problem so we will never get to see those weeklies (I can't see it either). Hopefully the next time the quotes are updated this problem won't happen again. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 14:38, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Right, I assumed s/he meant the h*r.com main pages, but as early as last night, I was able to view the weeklies through [[Main Page 10]]. Interestingly, though, I can't get them on this (different from last night) computer even after doing a hard refresh. Maybe I have to completely obliterate my cache... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 15:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::What operating system and browser are you useing? I'm using windows vista b/w IE 8.0. Maybe it's got something to do with that.
:::::::My cache is removed every time I close my browser (Firefox 3 btw), and I'm using Xubuntu 8.04. The games menu also has issues with flashplayer-nonfree for Linux =/ [[Special:Contributions/66.168.19.135|66.168.19.135]] 17:09, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Okay, this is a bit late, but I originally meant that the weekly stuff that was here wasn't on homestarrunner.com. I just wanted to know whether it was and why it was removed. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:09, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

== Background Image ==

Okay, some questions about the greyscale field background: 
#Where is the actual file located? 
#Is there any interest in replacing it with the most up-to-date field/sky that TBC have been using?
#*If so, is there any interest in manipulating it to be a "tiling" background so that it would be seamless for use on any resolution?
#*If not, can we resize the existing one so that it's at least 1280 pixels wide? (1440 pixels wide would be my preference, actually)
Yes, most articles are large enough that the background is almost never seen, but for "young" talk pages it'd be nice for the background to get ''some'' pleasing visibility. IMHO. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 07:46, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's at [http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/headbg-kb.jpg www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/headbg-kb.jpg], 1250 pixels wide and 24kB large. My screen is 1680 pixels wide, and I don't think I noticed the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=571751 awkward tiling] until now. I don't think we should make the image wider. It will increase the file size, and who knows when the next user comes with an even wider screen. But yeah, a version that repeats seamlessly ''would'' look better and might even reduce the file size. Having said that, I don't think it's too important to change, either ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:50, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
::Also, the image right now is 523 pixels in height. I don't think many HRWiki'ers use 800x600, so its height could be increased too, by adding to the sky... and there's plenty of sky to work with. That would make the field visible on the screen for longer. And having an increased-size jpeg can't be ''that'' much bigger. But unlike any given article image, I guess it is a file that's loaded by thousands more people so maybe that little increase could be a big deal. Anyway, a tiled background wouldn't be entirely authentic to TBC's work but could still make sense. And yes, I know it's not too important to change it, but I'm always [[User:OptimisticFool#WANTED|asking]] for a challenge (of the image variety). I'm going to play around with it for a bit. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:02, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Hey! I use 800x600, and I like it! Well, that's when I'm on my computer. No idea what the resolution is on my TV when I'm on my Wii. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::Are you [[Dislike of Old People|60+]] or do you just have bad eyesight? =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:53, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
::::I'm pretty sure the Wii's Internet Channel emulates an 800x600 screen as well. As for the tiling background issue, it definitely would look better if it were either widened or changed so that the tiling is seamless, though I don't think it's too important to change, as there aren't many pages on the wiki where we end up seeing the entire background image. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 18:07, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::The Widescreen setting on the Wii makes the resolution something else. Though my laptop is Hi-Definition. (which is wide) {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 18:13, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::For your information, I prefer not to have everything on my screen about the size of a grain of sand, and I have excellent eyesight. And I do set my Wii to widescreen. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::::''{kills colons}'' What does having grain of sand stuff have to do with anything? Hi-Def leaves stuff the same size, but with a better resolution. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 20:18, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::''{adds another colon anyway :D}'' Actually when you set the Wii to widescreen mode, the screen width stays at 800, but the height is changed to something else.. I think it lowers it to around 450 or something. Oh, and I have my Wii set to widescreen mode and text is, for the most part, readable to me. Though whenever I use the Internet Channel on a standard-def TV, the text definitely is grain-of-sand sized. :S {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 20:39, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::''{kills the new colon}'' Oh. I thought he was talking about Hi-Def laptop screens. {{unsigned|DrPepper42|20:42, 21 June 2008}}
This thread is for discussing the size of our background image. Discussions about why your particular screen resolution p0wns everybody else's should go on the forum.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:44, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
:I was talking about what effects my screen had on the background. It doesn't look that bad. Maybe I'm just crazy. and, I don't use the forum. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 23:55, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
::As you can see from my awesome colon indentation, I was not replying directly to your post but was rather commenting on this discussion in general.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:23, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
[[Image:Field.png|thumb|Fit to be tiled]]
Here's [[:Image:Field.png|the tile]] and [http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2048/fieldtiledtr0.png this is what it looks like tiled]. I tried grayscaling it and getting the brightness and contrast to match what we already have, but it just wasn't working for me. So these are my results in color. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 05:05, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:Nice work, Oppie. The tile effect is positively seamless. If someone could get that greyscaled, I think we should use it. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:24, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
::Looks good to me! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:33, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Awesome job, OptimisticFool! {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 19:46, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the support so far, juys. Now here's what I suggest: Replace [http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/headbg-kb.jpg this 23.5k jpeg] with [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1783/fieldgreyxd2.png this 11.2k png], thus turning [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3047/fullbeforeiu5.png this] into [http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7641/fullafterpl8.png this]. I added some extra cloudless space at the top of the greyscaled image since it will always be completely covered up. (There are two exceptions (that I can think of) to this: (1) someone blanks a page completely, and (2) a <nowiki><pre></nowiki> goes long, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=571744 like this] (hint: scroll right).) So, yeah, the extra space allows the background to be visible for longer. Any other suggestions? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 07:38, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
:So, umm.. is this being considered? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::Sounds good to me, but somebody with the powers would have to actually carry it out. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 22:42, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Here's another [http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6264/before1440x900sa7.png Before] and [http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9693/after1440x900ii6.png After], this time from my Lappy. The 1440 width shows it better than the 1280 width. And Super Martyo, what I was wondering is if the folks with powers were considering this. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:26, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Oh! Yes! I'd read this thread a while ago and just got busy and hadn't had a chance to replace the appropriate files. Not to worry, though, it will be happening. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:54, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Cool tapes, man. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 23:20, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

== Spongebob in china? ==

On youtube i found this video and matt chapman name was in it
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HIavxnUHls&feature=related]
: I know it's come up before, though I can't recall where. I believe we decided it was a coincidence. "Matt" and "Chapman" are not uncommon names. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:01, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::[[Talk:Matt_Chapman#Chinese_Spongebob.3F|This]] is where it was discussed before.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:31, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

== Accepted Spelling ==

I think the wiki ought to be consistent in its spelling. Recently the spelling of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Weclome_Back&diff=prev&oldid=573690 donut/doughnut] reminded me of this. Another one is [[Talk:bedtime story#Gummi vs. Gummy|gummi/gummy]]. Has the broad subject of consistency in spelling been brought up before? I think it kind of goes in the category of flavor/flavour, as well. Another one that comes to mind is y'all/ya'll. So, do we or should we have a page to list our "decisions" regarding spelling, with its accompanying talk page available to reach a consensus for each of these and others? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 23:02, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
:Such things would probably go under [[HRWiki:Manual of Style#Spelling]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
::As a general rule, we spell it like TBC do. If they have not spelled it out, or they have been inconsistent (and we always agree with their spelling in related situations) then we generally use the most accepted spelling based on what evidence we can collect. "Doughnut", IMO, trumps "donut" which is clearly a shortened, slang form. "Y'all" is the correct form; however, we use "ya'll" when TBC do. And obviously American spellings are used over British. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:37, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't agree with you on the spelling of donut.. =] ..but my purpose in bringing this up here was not to gain consensus, but rather to find out where I ought to take these questions of spelling. Since [[HRWiki:Manual of Style#Spelling]] is where the topic is addressed, I'll take it to the talk page of that article. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:05, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

== __utm.js ==

Anyone know what significance (if any) [http://web.archive.org/web/*hh_/www.homestarrunner.com/__utm.js this] has? It doesn't appear to be on the site now, but it used to be. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 03:12, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

:It's part of a traffic report analyzing system they may have used (or just toyed with... or maybe their ISP just put there... ). The Urchin software was bought by Google in '05. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

== Random Junk ==

Is it just me, or does the rando link, and R on the main pages not work more than normal. This also affects sbemail menu. I constantly can't do rando junk because of it. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:Hmm, all three seem to be working for me... does it affect anything if you try a different web browser or a different computer? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:07, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::It worked suddenly 4 mins after that. =/ {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Great! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:12, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::::It does this off and on though, for me at least once a day now. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::What exactly isn't working? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::rando link in the bottom (horizontal) navigation, R button on all of the main pages, and sbemail menu. This happens at least once every day to me. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

== The [Character Name Here] ==

Is there an article describing, outlining the use of "The" in character names? If so, what's its name? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:See [[Integral Article]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:56, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

== Timeline/Historical Dates for homestarrunner.com ==

As someone interested in reconstructing the history of how the Bros Chaps developed the Homestar universe and website, I would really like to see a feature on the wiki that would list all the content according to the date when it was first added to the Homestar website.

Most articles do currently feature dates, but to my knowledge there's no page where the cartoons and other material on the Homestar website are listed by date.

I'm not an advanced Wiki person, so I've no idea how much work would be involved, but it strikes me as a really vital resource for the wiki.
--[[User:Henebry|Henebry]] 23:23, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
:[[All Toons]] lists everything by date. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:30, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
::These have the ''updates'' for [[H*R.com updates 2000|2000 and before]], [[H*R.com updates 2001|2001]], [[H*R.com updates 2002|2002]], [[H*R.com updates 2003|2003]], [[H*R.com updates 2004|2004]], [[H*R.com updates 2005|2005]], [[H*R.com updates 2006|2006]], [[H*R.com updates 2007|2007]], and [[H*R.com updates 2008|2008]]. If you would like a briefer history, go [[Timeline of Homestar Runner|here]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 23:33, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

== Search Engine Addition In Firefox ==

Firefox cuts off the search engine name, and labels it as '''Homestar Runner Wiki (En''' is there any discussion or whatnot to have the name of the wiki shortened so that it fits? Because it's annoying to see that I can still add '''Homestar Runner Wiki (English)''' to the search engines list (The search box also says a new search engine can be added even though I've already added this engine.) You can always bring it up over at Mozilla.com's bugzilla or something, but I'm sure the bug will immediately be marked as invalid. I'm also sure they'll mark it as an invalid enhancement, and state that "The website can shorten its name, there's NO reason why it isn't possible for them to shorten that name."

For instance, Why not use HRWiki as a name? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:I don't get why it should annoy you. That being said, there's no reason for the wiki to shorten its title to something less descriptive just so you can have the full name in your search bar. If you care so much, download the source code to firefox and change the code yourself. As for the "Add Homestar Runner Wiki (English)" still being there, that happens with all search engines. Go to any site that you already have on that list, it will do the same thing. Basically, none of what you said has anything to do with us. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:42, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qX8bZASFNA I have to disagree] with the very last statement there. I'll make it harder for you to see (with this youtube video) since you apparently haven't seen it yourself. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Fine, you're apparently right. It doesn't happen on other sites. It's still a result of something that has nothing to do with us. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I'll admit I'm at a loss to understand what the issue is. Can someone summarize in small words, please? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:11, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::::(edit conflict) <strike>The "Add Homestar Runner Wiki" thing at the bottom is there because Firefox is detecting a search box on the current page. For example, go to any random page that has a search box on it, (say, https://addons.mozilla.org/) Check that drop-down and you'll see what I mean.</strike> (Post edit conflict note: the other issue is aethetic, the name for the wiki is wider than the space Firefox displays it in). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 02:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Ignore the first part, I see the problem now. I'm guessing that because the truncated string doesn't match the full string, Firefox doesn't properly detect that you've ''already'' added the search. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 02:17, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::Qermaq, it's an issue that the firefox search bar only allows names of up to 24 characters. He's suggesting that the wiki shorten its name so it fits, inconveniencing others but fixing his minor annoyance. GreenGuy, no, he's saying it's there even though he's added it already. He's right, this bug in FF causes this as well, but it's a FF problem, and i don't see any reason for the wiki to change to suit one person with one glitchy program. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:17, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I see the issue. It's not an issue. It's just a bug in FF3 and will likely be corrected down the road. I fail to see the negative consequence of this behavior, though. You can select "'''Homestar Runner Wiki (En'''" and type in, as I did, "sbemail50" and it works. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:22, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I can see how it would be a minor annoyance, but seriously... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:25, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I see now. Anyway, yeah I'd say just deal with it (24 is a very small limit to impose, I wouldn't be surprised if the mozzerella coders increase that in future releases). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 02:42, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

== Bringing back an old discussion ==

For a while, there was discussion of a main page redesign for our welcome project, but it sort of died in the water. I though this was a good idea, and some of the design were really nice. Any chance of bringing it back, or are we just going to leave it? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 04:59, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:Well, I think it was just one of those things we got too busy for and moved on to other things, but if you have a great idea, I'm sure we'd entertain it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:12, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
::Well, the redesign was being done in conjunction with adding links to the multilingual welcome pages, which also seems to have gone fallow as well. I suppose both projects are now dormant? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:29, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

== Read-Only Forum ==

How long will it be until we can post stuff on the forum again? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:39, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
:That has not yet been determined. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
::Did you at least find the cause of all the Lucy/Ricky/Billy Mays crap? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:41, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
:::It was a little joke done by the Admin Ramrod. It was supposed to be only temporary, it was only for fun. <s>[[User:extremejon|extremejon]]</s> {{unsigned|76.113.157.206|07:03, 20 July 2008}}
::::I think you mean, it was an ill-conceived stunt gone horribly wrong that was supposed to be a joke done by the former admin ramrod. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:48, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Without getting into forum politics, Telltale Games relied on the forum to get information on their game out. - [[User:Lunar Jesters|Jesty]][[User talk:Lunar Jesters|Talk]] 17:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::And they will again, once it finally reopens. Not to worry, though: They have accounts here at the wiki, and they have emailed us directly before. I'm confident if they have news, it will reach the appropriate audience. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:23, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The stunt didn't go wrong until the head admins took action. <s>[[user:extremejon|extremejon]]</s> {{unsigned|76.113.157.206|20:51, 20 July 2008}}
::::::::Yeah, you're probably right. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:45, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Wait, ''former'' admin ramrod? You unmodded him? {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 20:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Do I have rights to know why the forum needs to be closed even after undoing the prank and punishing ramrod? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 03:27, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's a weird way to ask that question. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:40, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
::What are the other reasons the forum's still closed? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 03:50, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Please disclose the reason the forum is closed for read only. How's that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:38, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

== Stinkoman 20X6 ==

STINKOMAN 20X6 LEVEL 10 IS COMING OUT!
:I'm not finding any evidence of this. Where are you getting this from? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:07, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

== (Main) namespace calamities?! ==

Is it just me, or is something rather mysterious going on with (main) namespace articles? {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 06:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
:Which articles did you see it on? A vandal recently defaced two templates; perhaps you saw the defacement on a page that includes that template? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:17, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
::<s>Saw it on [[techno]]. Looks like it got fixed pretty easily, although I'm still not sure how he did it there. Guess it wasn't as serious as I thought, anyways. Silly me....</s> Ah, I see. Fancy fixedposition code in templates. Well... alright then. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 06:22, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

== More skins ==

Maybe our admins (and other users) should get designing more skins. anyone who has an account on [http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/ SmashWiki] will know why I am saying this. there are only two that I like. Many users are probably in the same boat. Seriously, we need some more skins. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 00:27, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:What skins are enabled is a developer decision, so it doesn't rest with me. Still, I can't see why we need more skins, especially when the developers have many more pressing matters to attend to. New skins can be aesthetically pleasing, but do nothing to make our content better or make the wiki run better. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:42, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
::Bells and whistles FTW, though, Heimstern. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:48, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I thought we only had one skin? {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 01:13, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Ugh, I hate, ''hate'' the new default Wikia skin. I've thought of designing an updated skin for us, but if I ever do, it will look nothing like that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:26, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::jcm: There are 3 skins that work here... MonoBook (the default MediaWiki skin), Cologne Blue (a minimalistic one, which I use), and TaviStyle (designed to look like [[Old:HomestarRunnerWiki|Old:]], used in an [[User:Phlip/Aprilween|April-fools thing]]). The other stock MediaWiki skins may or may not work... and might need some tweaking in order to look nice... I haven't tried. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:04, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

your edge

Einstein runner — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:21:35 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Easter Eggs */ Not left eye.

{{sbenav|197}}
[[Image:Sbemail197.png|thumb|"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"]]

Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 21, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: a little concerned</div>
Hey Strongbad- 
I'm a little worried that you might be losing your edge. I 
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in 
a while. 
Yours, etc 
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shennanigans"  as "she-ne-ne-nanigans". He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat—

''{scene cuts to [[The Field]]. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to reinflate it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So what do you think, man?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, now we're talkin'. ''{Dances nervously}'' Let's get out of here before the cops come!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then yesterday, we feathered—

''{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —the living crap out of Strong Sad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You said it The Cheat! Tar ''is'' prohibitively expensive!

''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise—

''{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading [[Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise]] onto the tops of [[cardboard boxes]]}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,—

''{clockwise-wipe reveals basement with mayonaise gone, Strong Bad vacuuming, and The Cheat spraying air-freshener. Room twinkles occasionally.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonaise!

''{cut to a rear view of the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thirty whole minutes! Can you be— yeah, okay, we're losing our edge. The Cheat, get in here!

''{cut to a full shot of the computer room as The Cheat appears, wearing an apron}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that thing off!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{disappointed The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time! ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' And it'll never be again! ''{zoom out}'' ''{sotto voce}'' See me after this email.

''{The Cheat removes apron}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it's time to do some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on! Again!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic The Cheat noise}''

''{left wipe reveals Strong Bad and The Cheat in a room with stacks of eggs in cartons, several battle-axes, a stack of toilet paper rolls, and two bottles of "Lite Em Up Dan"-brand lighter fluid near the wall, and a saw, a casserole, and gasoline can on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' We can't go wrong!

''{zoom out}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{questioning The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, shenanigans! Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor, and I'll stomp on this casserole.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my— ''{zoom out}'' ''{screams}''

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''

''{Cut to a pitch-black room. Nothing can be seen besides Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes, which appear white with black pupils.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously}'' Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so...easy to animate.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move. ''{grunts}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's eyes move in a way consistent with him winding up to kick The Cheat. The Cheat's eyes move in a way consistent with him backing up slightly. Strong Bad's eyes then flip around and lower in a way consistent with him flipping over and then falling to the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yells, and then a different grunt}'' Geez, Lucy, hold still! ''{a punching sound is heard}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}'' ''{he jumps and another punching sound is heard}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye disappears; in its place a round white ball appears of roughly the same size. It falls from Strong Bad's face level and rolls away on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow, my eye!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{scream-like The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye reappears, opening}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.

''{Another white ball appears from the level of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I always keep a spare pack ''{a cluster of similar balls appears from Strong Bad's hip-level}'' in my pants. ''{White balls disperse and roll away on the floor.}'' Some would say "pocket"; I say: "in my pants".

''{Faint light appears from above}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hello? Is somebody down there?

''{cut to Strong Sad looking at the hole from above}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine! But I wasn't the one who—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ah, sure. ''{mimes typing}'' Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awesome, I thought so!

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgetangle.com, one o' those?

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the hole for a few days too. So I can finish my novelle-ique.

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good! Could you toss down something to drink though?

''{cut back to Strong Sad, who walks away to the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad? Ah, never mind, ''{cut back to dark hole}'' we'll just drink that gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat's eyes move in a manner consistent with him jumping up to slap Strong Bad's raised hand}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grumbles}'' Thinks we're losing our edge. Pfft!

''{[[New Paper]] is heard coming down, but it is too dark to see it.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|thumb|150px|Edge-Losers or Edge-Havers?]]
*Clicking "Have Edge Times Magazine" at the beginning shows Strong Bad and The Cheat on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.
*At the end, click Strong Bad's right eye (left to the the viewer to see what happens 3 hours later.
:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{In an imitation of a grandmother}''
:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head.}''
:'''STRONG MAD''': WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
:''{Lights turn back off.}''
*At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.

==Fun Facts==

=== Explanations ===
*"Scram-oose" is a [[portmanteau]] of "scram" and "vamoose", both slang terms meaning "go away".

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads [[Floppy Disk Container#flashback|"flash-back"]].

=== Remarks ===
*The sender's city of Los Burbankos, CA doesn't exist, but probably refers to [[Wikipedia:Burbank, California|Burbank]].
*Strong Bad said that they had the "foot-stomp casserole" and the gasoline in the hole, but in the Strong Mad easter egg, only the gasoline is there.
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, they both seem to have Bubs' smaller eye as their pupils.
*If you click the Easter egg to show Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.

===Goofs===
*When the camera cuts to the back of the Lappy, part of Strong Bad's fist goes through it.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's nervous dancing is the same as in [[retirement]], and uses [[Homsar]]'s walking sound effect.
*In the living room, [[eggs]], Light 'em Up [[Dan]] lighter fluid from [[pizza joint]], and axes from [[slumber party]] are seen.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] while spreading mayonnaise, and also while vacuuming it up. The cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine also shows him smiling.
*This is another instance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] on Strong Bad again.
*Strong Bad previously sported pupils in [[bike thief]].
*Adelaide was a name previously mentioned in [[dreamail]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Lucy van Pelt|Lucy]], a character from the [[Peanuts]] comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie Brown]] only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks-noforum|197}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

your edge

Einstein runner — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:26:09 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Easter Eggs */ The Cheat is tired.

{{sbenav|197}}
[[Image:Sbemail197.png|thumb|"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"]]

Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 21, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: a little concerned</div>
Hey Strongbad- 
 
I'm a little worried that you might be losing your edge. I 
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in 
a while. 
Yours, etc 
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shenanigans" as "she-ne-ne-nanigans" He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing''} Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of
Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The
Cheat—

''{scene cuts to [[The Field]]. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball
lying on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{as voiceover}'' —walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to
reinflate it!

'''STRONG BAD''': So what do you think, man?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': OK, now we're talkin' . Let's get out of here before the cops come! ''{Dances nervously}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': And then ''{Strong Bad pronounces "then" as "uh"}'' yesterday, we—

''{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{as voiceover}'' —feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!

'''STRONG BAD''': You said it The Cheat! Tar ''is'' prohibitively expensive!

''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}''

'''STRONG BAD''':''{typing}'' But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise—

''{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading [[Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise]] onto the tops of [[cardboard boxes]]}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{as voiceover}'' —on all
these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,—

''{clock-wipe reveals basement with mayonaise gone, Strong Bad vacuuming, and The Cheat spraying
air-freshener. Room twinkles occasionally.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': —vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the
mayonaise!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at computer}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Thirty whole minutes! Can you be—yeah, okay, we're losing our edge. The Cheat, get in here!

''{The Cheat appears, wearing an apron}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Take that thing off!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{disappointed The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD''': No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time! And it'll never be again!
''{sotto voce}'' ''See me after this email.'' ''{at full volume}''

''{The Cheat removes apron}''

'''STRONG BAD''': No, it's time to do
some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on! Again!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{enthusiastic The Cheat noise}''

''{right-to-left wipe reveals Strong Bad and The Cheat in a room with stacks of eggs in cartons, several battle-axes, a stack of paper towel rolls, and two bottles of cleaning fluid near the wall, and a saw, a casserole, and gasoline can on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. We can't go wrong!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{questioning The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD''': You know, shenanigans! Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor,
and I'll stomp on this casserole.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad stomps on casserole while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match
for my—ah!

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}}''

''{Scene change to a pitch-black room. Nothing can be seen besides Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes, which appear white with black pupils.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously}'' Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so ... easy to animate.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD''': I don't know ''{pronounced "I-uh know"}'' man, but we gotta stay edgy. We
can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Lemme kick you. That's a classic
shenani-move. ''{a grunt}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's eyes move in a way consistent with him winding up to kick The Cheat. The Cheat's eyes move in a way consistent with him backing up slightly. Strong Bad's eyes then flip around and lower in a way consistent with him flipping over and then falling to the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{a yell, and then a more different grunt}'' Geez, Lucy, hold still!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye disappears; in its place a round white ball appears of roughly the same size. It falls from Strong Bad's face level and rolls away on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ow, my eye!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{scream-like The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye reappears, opening}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.

''{Another white ball appears from the level of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD''': I always keep a spare pack ''{a cluster of similar balls appears from Strong Bad's hip-level}'' in my pants. ''{White balls disperse and roll away on the floor.}'' Some would say "pocket"; I say: "in my pants".

''{Faint light appears from above}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Hello? Is somebody down there?

''{cut to Strong Sad looking at the hole from above}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other
in the dark alone by ourselves.

'''STRONG SAD''': Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now
either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!

'''STRONG SAD''': Fine! But I wan't the one who—

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole
in your own floor is edgy?

'''STRONG SAD''': Ah, sure. Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.

'''STRONG BAD''': Awesome, I thought so! Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or
Edgetangle.com, one o' those?

'''STRONG SAD''': Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the whole
for a few days too. So I can finish my novelle-ique.

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be
good!

'''STRONG BAD''':Could you toss down something to drink though, Strong Sad? Ah, never mind, we'll just drink that bottle of gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD''': High-five, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{grumbles}'' Thinks we're losing our edge. Pfft!

''{[[New Paper]] comes down, but it is too dark too see it.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|thumb|150px|Edge-Losers or Edge-Havers?]]
* Clicking "Have Edge Times Magazine" at the beginning shows Strong Bad and The Cheat on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.
* At the end, click Strong Bad's left eye to see what happens 3 hours later.
:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{tired The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{In an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head.}''
:'''STRONG MAD''': WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
* At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.

==Fun Facts==

=== Remarks ===
* The senders city of Los Burbankos, CA doesn't exist, but probably refers to [[Wikipedia:Burbank, California|Burbank]].
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, they both seem to have Bubs' smaller eye as their pupils.
*The font on the invisible Paper seems to be that of [[The Paper|the ''old'' Paper]].
* If you click the Easter egg to show Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.

===Inside References===
* Strong Bad's nervous dancing is the same as in [[retirement]], and uses [[Homsar]]'s walking sound effect.
* In the living room, [[eggs]], Light 'em Up [[Dan]] lighter fluid from [[pizza joint]], and axes from [[slumber party]] are seen.
* Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] while spreading mayonnaise, and also while vacuuming it up.
* This is another instance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
* Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] on Strong Bad again.
* Strong Bad previously sported pupils in [[bike thief]].

=== Real-world References ===
* [[Wikipedia:Lucy van Pelt|Lucy]], a character from the [[Peanuts]] comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by Charlie Brown only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|197|Forum Link Number Here}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Talk:Tom Servo

Einstein runner — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:45:09 GMT

Einstein runner:

Is this really a character? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
:Yup, no prank. Watch [[A Jorb Well Done]], and at the part with all of the job-Poms on the screen, look to the seat on Coach Z's left. There he is. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:47, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
::No, I mean, does this throwaway gag need its own page? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
:::Well, there is [[Don Knotts]], [[Fat Bluebird]], etc. This wiki is all about one time jokes, to quote DorianGray. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
::::At least they were treated like characters. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 01:05, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
:::::If anything, this should just be a fun fact on [[A Jorb Well Done]]. It looks like mere speculation to me; certainly not deserving of its own page. Sorry for slamming it, but this is just my opinion. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 03:10, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
I think we need a citation for the fact that they have a Servo puppet. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 18:45, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

hiding

Einstein runner — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:36:08 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Easter Eggs */ No buts.

{{sbenav|196}}

[[Image:Hiding.png|thumb]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Pom Pom
'''Places:'''

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 14, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|Mithent}}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Scarlet, MO to see the [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]] book; Scar, Let Moe!

*Click on the napkin to activate a conversation between Anamotronic Strong Bad and [[Grape Nuts Robot]].
:'''ANAMATRONIC STRONG BAD''': Dad loves me more!
:'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT''': You're adopted.

==Fun Facts==
===Real-World References===
The hairstyle of Moe on the cover of Scar, Let Moe! is patterned after the hairstyle of [[Wikipedia:Moe Howard|Moe]] from [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|196|14578}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Marshmallow's Last Stand

Einstein runner — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:22:15 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Commentary Transcript */ I'm pretty sure that's Homestar/Matt.

[[Image:mm ls.png|thumb|right|220px|"You better believe it, man!"]]
[[Image:marshmallowcrowd.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Friendly faces in the crowd]]

{{abouttoon}} {{for|place|Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)}}

Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag-team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, has been removed from the site.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, Various Audience Characters

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Arena]], [[Outer Space]]

'''Running Time:''' 5:00

'''Date:''' 1999

'''Page Title:''' 8:30! Be there!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
== Transcript ==
''{There is a color-changing background that reads:}''

<blockquote>'''FBI WARNING''' 
 
This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon 
we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and 
neither is Strong Bad. They are mere shadows of 
the men they have become. This cartoon has not 
been on the site for many months, but we have had 
several requests(from our Dad) to put it back. So 
here it is. Consider yourselves warned.</blockquote>

''{Show opening credits. Cut to inside Marshmallow's Last Stand. Homestar and Pom Pom sit at a table each with a marshmallow.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These are some great marshmallows, eh, Pom Pom? ...Why don't you look over there, for no reason.

''{Pom Pom bubbles and looks away as Homestar sucks up Pom Pom's marshmallow. He chews it up and takes a bite of his own. Suddenly, heavy metal music plays in the background as Strong Bad and Strong Mad walk up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at the babies! Eating their marshmallows.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh, it's The Brothers Strong, Strong Bad and Strong Mad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You better believe it, man. We're the greatest tag team wrestlers in the world! ''{Strong Mad nods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's great, Strong Bad! Have a good time.

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles over Homestar's line}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, you morones ''{"morons" with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. We're challenging you to the tag-team match!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm... no thanks.

''{Both Strong Bad and Strong Mad get angry. They both growl.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you gimme this!

''{He takes Homestar's star from his shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! Gimme back my star!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course, but first you have to beat us in the ring!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you say, Pom Pom, old friend?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles in agreement}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're on!

''{Cut to outside a stadium. Crowds go in. We see a close-up of the door. There is a poster that says: "War for the Star Tonight!!! 8:30 PM." The scene changes to the ring.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{heavy echo}'' Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to The War for the Star! In this corner, at a combined weight of one million pounds, hailing from Parts Unknown, The Brothers Strong, Strong Mad and Strong Bad! ''{Each fall into the ring as his name is called}'' And now, the hometown favorites, with a combined weight of one hundred and four pounds, Homestar Runner and Pom Pom! ''{A light shines on each one as his name is called.}''

''{We see the crowd cheering. In the crowd are Mr. Bland, Señor, Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, The Robot, Strong Sad, and other various people. Señor is wearing a giant styrofoam hand; Mr. Bland is holding a sign that says "Wrestling Mania!!!"; and The Poopsmith is holding a sign that says "I'm #2". The bell rings and Homestar takes down Strong Bad with a flying kick to the head. Strong Bad gets up, but Homestar knocks him to the ground with the same kick, and then body slams him. Strong Bad tags in Strong Mad, who enters the ring.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh!

''{Strong Mad grabs Homestar by the legs and proceeds to slam him on the ground. He tosses Homestar out of the ring. Pom Pom gets angry and vaults over the top rope into the ring, but lands on Strong Mad's fist. Strong Mad beats him against the boxing ring floor repeatedly, and Pom Pom falls over. Strong Mad climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets ready to deliver the finishing move.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, look out!

'''POM POM:''' ''{winks at Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh?

''{Strong Mad jumps off the turnbuckle and splashes onto Pom Pom, but is bounced into space. Strong Bad and Homestar re-enter the ring and Homestar bounces off of the ropes into Strong Bad, taking him out by smashing his head into Strong Bad's face. Strong Bad gets up. We see a close up of Homestar's face while music from ''The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'' starts playing. We also see a close-up of Strong Bad with the same music. Strong Bad attempts a windmill punch but Homestar kicks his stomach and tosses him out of the ring. Strong Bad grabs a lit bomb from under the ring while mumbling incoherently. He gets back into the ring and shoves the bomb down Homestar's throat and punches Homestar's belly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar's stomach gurgles}'' Ooh, I ate too many marshmallows... ''{His face turns green and he pukes the bomb and some marshmallow-y goo onto Strong Bad's head, where it sticks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{running around frantically}'' AUGH! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme!

''{The bomb explodes. When the dust clears, we see Homestar standing atop of Strong Bad. Strong Bad has a chunk missing from his head.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' One! Two! Three! ''{The crowd cheers. Strong Mad falls back into the ring.}'' Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Homestar Runner and Pom Pom!

''{We see a black-and-white picture of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom, labeled "Winners"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now how about my star back, Strong Bad?

''{Frustrated, Strong Bad tears up Homestar's star while muttering something inaudible, and Strong Mad nods. Homestar kicks Strong Bad, who now lies on the ground with stars of confusion floating around his head. Homestar kicks one of the stars to himself so he can grab it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar....RUN!

''{He jumps up and the star of pain becomes a star on his shirt. The end!}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*According to [[l33t Interview|a 2001 interview with Stephan of WTFiml33t.com]], the reason this toon was taken off the site was quote: "The characters are completely different. Saying and doing things they'd never do now." However, in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|a later interview]], it is mentioned that The Brothers Chaps "can't disclose why [Marshmallow's Last Stand and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]] are off, it's a personal reason."
*The Poopsmith's sign reads "I'm #2." #2 is also a slang term for [[whatsit]].

===Trivia===
*The [[Hanging Objects#From Marshmallow's Last Stand|framed sign]] behind Homestar Runner changes repeatedly in the restaurant. The order which they are shown in is:
**Nice to Meat You (picture of a [[steak]])
**Lettuce Pray (picture of lettuce)
**Get Toasted (picture of [[Bread|toast]] with [[butter]])
**Say Cheese (picture of cheese)
**Get Toasted (picture of toast)
**Eggs-Treme (picture of fried [[eggs]])
**Pie-Fect!! (picture of a slice of [[pie]])
**Say Cheese (picture of a slice of cheese)
**Lettuce Pray (picture of a head of lettuce)
**Nice to Meat You (picture of a steak)
*According to [[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom's character video]], he weighs 4 pounds. Combining this fact with Pom Pom and Homestar's combined weight according to this toon, Homestar weighs 100 pounds.
*Similarly, Strong Mad's [[HR:smsticker.html|sticker page]] places him at 900 pounds. Again, with Strong Bad and Strong Mad's weight, this places Strong Bad at a whopping 999,100 pounds.
*According to a now non-existent comment in the Homestar Runner Museum, this was the first Homestar Runner cartoon to use voice acting. Each character's voice has developed since then.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] parody [[Wikipedia:Luchador|lucha libre]]-style wrestling with Strong Bad's south-of-the-border accent and wrestling mask.
*In this toon, Homestar Runner has a hint of a southern accent. This is likely because The Brothers Chaps are from Georgia.
*This cartoon was co-written and co-directed by [[Chad Eikhoff]].
*In this cartoon, Strong Mad has visible chest hair on several occasions.
*Homestar Runner has stars on the treads of his sneaker soles.
*This is the first toon in which [[The Poopsmith]] and [[The King of Town]] appear.
*Although Strong Sad appears in the toon, he isn't referred to as one of [[The Brothers Strong]]. This might be because Strong Sad was disowned by Strong Bad and Strong Mad, according to an old Characters page that was drawn in the same style as this toon.

===Goofs===
*The Announcer begins speaking before the microphone is lowered to him, and once the microphone is lowered his voice isn't any louder.
*Although Homestar's star has five points, Strong Bad appears to tear the star into four triangular pieces.
*Strong Bad's pants turn blue when Homestar wrestles Strong Mad. When Strong Bad steps back in the ring, they are black again.
**His pants are also blue near the end of the toon, after the Brothers Strong lose and are standing at the side of the ring while the Announcer is announcing Homestar and Pom Pom as the winners.
*When the Brothers Strong first jump into the ring, Strong Mad looks unusually short.
*When Homestar says, "Hey! Give me back my star," his voice sounds a little cut off at the beginning.
*Almost all of the sound effects can be heard slightly before the actions causing them are seen.
*After Strong Bad's face explodes from the bomb, the marshmallow on his face changes with every shot. The last time he is shown, he has no marshmallow on his face at all.
*When Homestar jumps up to grab the gold star and says "Homestar....RUN!", Strong Bad doesn't scroll down with the rest of the floor while he is lying down.
*When Strong Bad grabs the bomb from under the ring, you can notice on the left of Strong Bad's hands, the blue is overlapping his face, and to the right of his hands, his hand's outline extends into the blue.
*Starting at the Arena, the toon is poorly voice synched, getting worse near the end.
*Sometimes, when the ring is zoomed out far enough, you can see in the top left corner where the graphics for the audience end before the frame.
*When Homestar says "Homestar...RUN!" his mouth doesn't move.
*The final screen is in two slightly, but noticeably, different shades of orange.
*Homestar's star is off-line; you can still see some parts where it isn't red.
*When the Brothers Strong enter the stand, their silhouettes show them facing the viewer, not Homestar and Pom Pom.
*At the very end, Homestar's new star is not in the same place as the old one. (You can see that a bit of the shadow is still on there after he gets his new star.)
*When Strong Bad and Strong Mad tag each other, their hands go through each other.

===Real-World References===
* Strong Bad's "You better believe it, man!" sounds almost identical to the same phrase uttered by Jesus Quintana (played by [[Wikipedia:John Turturro|John Turturro]]) in the movie ''[[The Big Lebowski]]''.
* The rainbow-colored warning is most likely a reference to an old FBI warning used by [[Wikipedia:Paramount Pictures|Paramount Pictures]]. It is also used in the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]].
* "The War for the Star" is a parody of boxing matches with rhyming titles (e.g. ''[[Wikipedia:Rumble in the Jungle|Rumble in the Jungle]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Thrilla in Manila|The Thrilla in Manila]]'').
* The Announcer says Strong Bad hails from Parts Unknown. Having more exotic characters coming from "[[Wikipedia:List_of_professional_wrestling_slang#P|Parts Unknown]]" has been used in wrestling for decades.
* Mr. Bland is holding a sign that says "Wrestling Mania." This is quite likely a reference to the annual [[Wikipedia:Wwe|WWE]] [[Wikipedia:WrestleMania|WrestleMania]] event.
* The music played when Homestar and Strong Bad are staring each other down comes from the movie ''[[imdb:tt0060196|The Good, the Bad and the Ugly]]''.
* The largely ineffective "windmill punch" Strong Bad tries to use on Homestar has actually been used in real life to similar comedic effect, during one of the wrestling matches comedian [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]] staged with professional wrestler [[Wikipedia:Jerry Lawler|Jerry "The King" Lawler]]. The sound effect used during the toon was taken from the PC game [[Wikipedia:SimCopter|Sim Copter]].
* There is a chain of frozen custard stands in New York, Montana, Iowa, and Kansas called Custard's Last Stand that Marshmallow's Last Stand may be based off of.

=== Fast Forward ===
*The [[Sound Effects|sound]] played when Strong Mad flies into space is used again much later in the [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoon, [[New Boots]], as well as the Strong Bad Emails [[keep cool]], and [[narrator]], when [[Nebulon]] leaves.
*The sound played when Homestar is being slammed about by Strong Mad is the same sound used in the game [[Bronco Trolleys]], and also when [[Eh! Steve!]] jumps off-screen.
*The music played at the end is also used in [[Old Intro 2]]. It is also heard remixed in [[flashback]] after Strong Bad wins his very own The Cheat.
*This type of art, animation and comedy was parodied in the emails [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]].
*The [[font]] used for the 1, 2, 3 count that appears when Homestar pins Strong Bad to the ground is the same as the [[Tandy 400]] font (which is Westminster).
*Homestar's comment on having eaten too many marshmallows mirrors a similar lamentation on drinking too many melonades in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*Two of the scenes from this toon were exaggerated in [[Exaggerations]].
*The part where Strong Mad flies into space is similar to Pom Pom flying into space after bouncing off the pool full of Jell-O in the Strong Bad Email [[winter pool]].

== DVD Version ==
*The poor synching of the dialogue and the sound effects appears to have been fixed — until the part where Strong Bad forces a bomb into Homestar's stomach, after which the synching is much worse than on the website.
**Strangely enough, the synching appears to be completely fixed during the commentary.
*The music from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is replaced with custom music sung by the Brothers Chaps probably due to copyright reasons; however, the original soundtrack can be heard during the commentary.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The "warning" at the beginning is shown automatically and is shown in a different font than on the website.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''HOMESTAR:''' Best cartoon on the site!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Best cartoon on the site!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, Homestar. ''{pause} {whispers to Matt}'' One more time.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Best cartoon on the site!

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{to the same general tone and rhythm as "Best cartoon on the site."}'' Doot doot doo ba-da-doo!

'''MIKE:''' Okay, what's up, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, not a whole lot, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Well, you know, I got a question for you.

'''HOMESTAR:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' Why do you not have a hat in this cartoon?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look, it was a, a sordid affair. Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Cuz there was another cartoon called "Where My Hat Is At?" where you found your hat...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Right...

'''MIKE:''' And then...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Where do you think it was when I went home from this wrestling match?

'''MIKE:''' Was it back in the fridge—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Between the milk and the ''pickles'', this time.

'''MIKE:''' Oh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I didn't have no more Cold Ones.

'''MIKE:''' ''{during the Brothers Strong entrance music}'' Listen to those—

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was loud.

'''MIKE:''' —abrasive riffs on the guitar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Um... I look great. In this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you look great, you act great—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' You seem real great.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I wish that old marshmallow place got that old wallpaper they had back. I like that stuff.

'''MIKE:''' The green stripes?

'''HOMESTAR:''' And the crazy changing... changing gag framed picture behind me.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad's head looks like it's got an orange, uh, stripe on the right side there, instead of a shadow like it should.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah. See, he doesn't look so good, but I look great. ''{In the cartoon, Strong Bad takes Homestar's star}'' Hey! I didn't even know that thing was removable. I thought you could see my portions when you—

'''MIKE:''' So your star's not—

'''HOMESTAR:''' —tore the star off.

'''MIKE:''' Your portions? ''{slight laugh}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Lots of silence, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah... We didn't, we didn't think music was the way to go back in these days.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Um, the arena. Where'd that go—

'''MIKE:''' Well, they tore it down—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, is that what happened?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, they imploded that, uh...

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's too bad. What'd they build on top of it, Bubs' Concession Stand?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's where Bubs' Concession Stand is now.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh... Where did all these people?— ''{laughing}''

'''MIKE:''' They all... The duck person...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Were they inside?

'''MIKE:''' Don King, you can see Don King there... They were all in—

'''HOMESTAR:''' When they imploded it?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's terrible!

'''MIKE:''' Well, they chose to. Y'know, like those people who chain themselves to trees and—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ohh...

'''MIKE:''' —in the forest.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Right, right. So they're protesting work.

'''MIKE:''' Right. Now—

'''HOMESTAR:''' They got killed.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look, that's the "Taking Care of Business" logo on that microphone.

'''MIKE:''' Ah...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sort of.

'''MIKE:''' TCB?

'''HOMESTAR:''' TC and B. ''{in the cartoon, the Announcer introduces Homestar and Pom Pom}'' This is just like our old wrestling days, with the big entrance, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Look, the bell's got a face. Is that—

'''HOMESTAR:''' That poor— that guy's dead too. That... what?

'''MIKE:''' The bell man?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah. ''{In the cartoon, Homestar attacks Strong Bad}'' ''Waaah!'' I can't do that as good as I used to...

'''MIKE:''' You dropped a big leg. You dropped a big leg, and he gets to the corner... Oh, he makes the tag!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, that's too bad... Uh oh, Mike. See, what'd I tell ya? ''{Strong Mad enters the ring}'' That guy...

'''MIKE:''' The crap! Run away, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR:''' They weren't very thrilled! They were appalled that this big guy got ahold of me and my mouth got so giant.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad's tights are blue there... Have they always been blue this whole cartoon?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't think so. ...Pom Pom's got a weird shaped head. Was that supposed to be some kind of perspective?

'''MIKE:''' It may have been perspective...

'''HOMESTAR:''' We're getting our butts kicked, Mike. I gotta tell ya.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Now what's going on?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, there's the crowd. See, they were just worried about things, so they got quiet... And now—

'''MIKE:''' Pom Pom knows what he's doing.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, he's got a plan. ''{of Strong Mad}'' Look at those meaty palms. Strong Mad's got real meaty palms.

''{In the cartoon, Strong Mad flies into space, making the Nebulon sound}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{surprised}'' Nebulon! Where is he?

'''MIKE:''' You heard the Nebulon sound—

'''HOMESTAR:''' I heard him! He was just off-screen.

'''MIKE:''' ''{at nearly the same time}'' He must've been just off-screen. Ooh, a rare front view of yourself.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, it's true. Do you think Nebulon abducted Strong Mad there? ''{as the theme from ''The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'' plays}'' Don't listen very closely up here, Mike. Coz it's gonna be different later on. Um... Ooh, he's got the old helicopter move.

'''MIKE:''' You're not going to fall for that, are you?

'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, man.

'''MIKE:''' You're gonna give him a slow kick and then slowly lift him up.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I barely got him over there. He made a very hollow noise when he hit the ground. Ooh, he's doing his "haselos theselos". Strong Bad used to, when he got real excited, he'd go, "Haselos theselos, haselos theselos".

''{In the toon, Homestar says, "I ate too many marshmallows."}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, wait, is that just you in the background going "buuyuuyuuyuu..."?

'''MIKE:''' Very possibly.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nice. Oh, this is— ''{In the toon, Homestar spits the bomb at Strong Bad}'' Eew! That's disgusting! ''{Strong Bad blows up}'' Man, Mike... Ooh, I look good there. I did some damage to ol' Strong Bad's head.

'''MIKE:''' You did?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I gotta tell ya. Look, there's the Robot!

'''MIKE:''' There was the Robot, and, uh, Poopsmith.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He's barely got a— There musta been a plug under the seat where he was sittin'.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah, coz he can't be very far away—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Else he would've been shut down.

'''MIKE:''' —with his four-foot extension cord, power cord.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was a nice little, uh, photograph. I should start autographing those and giving them out.

'''MIKE:''' Glossies?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah—

'''MIKE:''' That's a glossy.

''{In the toon, Strong Bad tears up the star}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey! ''{He does a flying kick against Strong Bad}'' Ah, I did it again! Buh-lam, Mike! Buh-lam and the angel. That's a good metal band.

'''MIKE:''' Who just said that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, not me.

'''MIKE:''' Apparently not.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't look at me! I had that recorded, pre-recorded.

'''MIKE:''' So Pom Pom just hit "mash play" on the—

'''HOMESTAR:''' On a jambox. Pretty expensive. Inexpensive.

=== Fun Facts ===
*[[Wikipedia:Balaam and the Angel|Balaam and the Angel]] is an English rock band that toured with [[Wikipedia:Kiss|Kiss]] and [[Wikipedia:Iggy Pop|Iggy Pop]] in the late '80s.
*The way Homestar mentions that Strong Bad says, "Haselos theselos, haselos theselos" may be a reference to Strong Bad's email intro in [[2 years]].

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|watch "Marshmallow's Last Stand"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|view the Flash file for "Marshmallow's Last Stand"]] (mirror)

{{subtitlesLinks|marshmallow2}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Talk:Spinal Tap

Einstein runner — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:49:50 GMT

Einstein runner: Huh?

== Huh? ==

What's with the 17 fonts in the font-family: part of the span style thing? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 17:49, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Happy Dethemberween

Einstein runner — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:30:20 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Goofs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|dethemberween|Toikey TV|Trogday 08}}
[[Image:Strong bad dream.png|thumb|"He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true."]]

The true meaning of [[Decemberween]] is... the Thnikkaman?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#brundo|Brundo the Decemberween Yak]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#elf|an Elf]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#sheriff|a Sheriff]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}/[[The Thnikkaman]], {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[The Office]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 17, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:51

'''Page Title:''' Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf

==Transcript==
''{Front view of the downstairs TV, a Christmas special plays on the TV. The characters appear to be made of felt, and the trees are holiday snack cakes. We see Brundo as tears fall from his eyes.}''

'''BRUNDO:''' ''{dejected}'' Oh, I lost all my magics.

'''ELF:''' Don't you see? The magic of Decemberween is inside everyone!

''{The TV cuts to a shot of a Sheriff, with Brundo and the Elf visible in the background.}''

'''SHERIFF:''' And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween. Buh-buh-buh-buh-bye, kids!

''{Sheriff exits the scene, cut to a blue screen with snowflakes on it, as "The End!" appears on the screen.}''

''{Cut to a view of [[The Couch]], with every main character (except Homsar and Bubs) sitting on or around it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Can someone please explain again what a mystical sword has to do with Decemberween?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar sitting on the floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You heard that nasty ol' puppet! The magic of Decemberween is inside all of us!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, sitting on the couch with Strong Sad behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that's not what Decemberween's all about!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And I suppose ''you're'' gonna to tell us—

''{Cut back to the view of the whole couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll tell you what Decemberween is all about! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' ... what Decemberween is all about.

''{Stong Bad begins singing, accompanied by music, doing hand motions as he sings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' It happens each Decemberween though some would say it doesn't. The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!

''{Music stops.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{talking normally}'' Better than Deborah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking normally}'' Oh, maybe not better than Deborah. ''{slower and more sultry}'' Ooh, Deborah.

''{Music continues.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm talking about a magic man, who defies the laws of physics. He turns Decemberween into ''DeTHember''ween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Tell us, man, who is it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', when he says "Shut up" to you.

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Yeah, shut up, kid!

'''STRONG BAD:''' When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers. And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking normally}'' It was 8-Tracks in my day!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages!

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{speaking unintelligibly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking}'' Las Vegas? For 20 dollars a night? Thanks, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{faintly and muffled}'' Yeah, shut up kid!

'''SHERIFF:''' Yes, he's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman. Flying through the night in an unmarked van. You never know what he'll bring us when you hear those high-pitched singers!

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' One, two, three!

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' ''{singing}'' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true! ''{Strong Mad sings only "Dethemberween", "make", "dreams", and "true".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do-Do-La-Do-Do-Do-Doo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' There ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin',

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' When he says "Shut up" to you!

''{Music ends. The Thnikkaman is seen flying across the sky in his van.}''

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{his voice echoes}'' Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!

''{These words appear in the night sky, written in stars. They sparkle and fade. Pan downward to the main cast behind the brick wall.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, just so we're all on the same page here, we are just talking about Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, right?... You guys?... Bubs?... Paper tape?... Anybody?...

''{With one final note, the words "yeah, shut up! to one and all o' dang y'all!" reappear in the sky, written in stars. The word "back" is written in cursive in the lower left corner.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "dang" to play on the Homsar chimes.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Cold calling|Cold calling]] is the practice of making sales calls to potential customers who were not expecting one.
*<math>\mbox{DVD}\pm\div\sqrt{~~}~\mbox{RW}</math> is a play on [[Wikipedia:DVD±RW|DVD±RW]], a shorthand term for a DVD burner that handles both common types of recordable media.

===Trivia===
*The [[Telebision]] has been updated from its previous appearance.
*This is the first Decemberween toon not to have a title card.

===Remarks===
*The trees in the scenery of the television show are Little Debbie [http://www.littledebbie.com/products/ChristmasCakes.asp Christmas Tree Cakes].
*In the Easter egg, The Homsar chimes play G, F, E, and D from left to right, which correspond to the tonal 5, 4, 3, and 2 in the key of the toon's song. However, during the toon they play D/F—one chime somehow plays two pitches—G, A, and B.
*The brass run played while the [[Wikipedia:Horn (instrument)|horn]] (French horn) appears on-screen is near the extreme low end of the instrument's range.
*There is a [[Wikipedia:treble clef|treble clef]] hidden in the horn's tubing.
*This marks the first time any character has identified The Thnikkaman as Bubs. It had been a running gag since his first appearance to wonder about his true identity.
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's "unmarked van" is very clearly marked with his signature "tH" symbol on the side.
*Near the beginning, Strong Sad's eyes seem further apart than usual.
*When Strong Bad answers the Thnikkaman's phone call he reaches underneath his desk to answer, making one assume he keeps his phone on the floor, as Strong Bad's desk has no drawers. The phone could have been pulled out of [[hammerspace]].
*In order to put his arm around the snow Thnikkaman, Strong Bad's reach is far longer then what his normal arm length is.
*When the cartoon cuts to the scene with the sheriff, The Thnikkaman's unmarked van does not appear to have anyone driving it; the steering wheel and stars are clearly visible through the window, though neither The Thnikkaman nor any other driver is seen. This is seen easily if you zoom in.
*All snowflakes, including those on Strong Mad's sweater, are four/eight-sided, rather than the usual six.
*When the sticky note of "th" appears over [[Decemberween]], the shadow doesn't show that the sticky note was put on.

===Goofs===
[[Image:DethemberweenShadesGoof.png|thumb|Yeah, Shut up uncompleted shades!]]
*The right bow of The Thnikkaman's [[cool shades]] is missing when The Thnikkaman first says, "Yeah, shut up, kid!"

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the toon was first released, clicking on "dang" just replayed the toon from the beginning.

===Inside References===
*When the Dethemberween Thnikkaman is making his calls, there's a [[sticky note]] on the cubicle wall that says "locate [[toilet]]".
*One of the travel advertisements is for [[Scalding Lake]].
*Strong Bad's lab coat is from [[technology]].
*The Thnikkaman's [[Baloney Sammich Truck|flying bologna van]] is actually the same van that Bubs himself used in [[Weclome Back]].
*Strong Mad is wearing the same sweater as from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At one point, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Homestar, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Mad, similar to how The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Bad in [[Some Stupid Turkey]].
*[[Senor Cardgage]] was previously mentioned to drive an unmarked van in [[Fan Costumes '06]].
*The Thnikkaman's pose when he is skating is the same one as Bubs' "[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-01-18|Zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]" pose when he stands on one foot on the conveyor belt in [[the chair]].
*The name "Deborah" was previously mentioned in [[senior prom]].
*[[The VCR]] blinks [[12:00]] atop the TV.
*This is a rare case of Homestar picking something up ahead of everyone else, suggesting Homestar has looped around to saying something intelligent as referred to in the email [[4 branches]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Olaf II of Norway|Saint Olaf]] is a real-life saint after whom towns, colleges, and many other things have been named.
*The [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf|TV special]] at the beginning is a parody of the numerous [[stop motion]] Christmas specials produced by [[Wikipedia:Rankin/Bass|Rankin/Bass]] such as 1964's ''[[Wikipedia:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV special)|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]''. Specifically, Brundo's line about losing his "magics" is a reference to the Winter Warlock in ''[[Wikipedia:Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (TV special)|Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town]]''.
*The Sheriff's voice appears to be based on that of [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]], who popularized the song "[[Wikipedia:White Christmas (song)|White Christmas]]".
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's cry of "Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!" is a parody of Santa's final line in [[Wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|The Night Before Christmas]]: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"


== See Also ==
*The [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the song.

==External Links==
*[[HR:dethemberween.html|Watch "Happy Dethemberween"]]
*[[HR:dethemberween.swf|View the Flash file for "Happy Dethemberween"]]
*[[Forum:13151|Forum thread re: Happy Dethemberween]]

{{decemberweennav}}

{{subtitlesLinks|dethemberween}}

The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:22:13 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a plane with a face and a two at the front}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yea-

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!

''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-

'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.

===Remarks===
*The lower-left-most sandwich changes several times during the toon.
**Initially, it is labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but is shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" has bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**During the scene where Homestar and Bubs discuss the "Taste Tested" sandwich, it appears in this location.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad's line "cool me cool me cool me down" is possibly a reference to his "hose me hose me hose me down" in [[couch patch]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Talk:The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:21:22 GMT

Einstein runner: /* 2 things */

== 2 things ==

1. Should the preview or whatever pic (the one at the top) have a caption that matches the scene it's in? 
2. I think the 'Unrecognizable Summer Movie Tie-in' sammich is shaped like a plane, not a star. (look at the 'fin' things on the sides). {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 22:09, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
:1. I don't think it matters... 2. I didn't really try to interpret what that thing was very well, so change it if you want. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 22:11, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
::Also, does Homestar say wordly or warbly at the end? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 22:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Talk:The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:21:11 GMT

Einstein runner: /* 2 things */

The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:16:33 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Transcript */ Why does it need dashes?

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a star-like character with a face and a two on its forehead}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yea-

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!

''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-

'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{p|l=http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tome tome}} is a large or scholarly book.

===Remarks===
*The lower-left-most sandwich changes several times during the toon.
**Initially, it is labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but is shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" has bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**During the scene where Homestar and Bubs discuss the "Taste Tested" sandwich, it appears in this location.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad's line "cool me cool me cool me down" is possibly a reference to his "hose me hose me hose me down" in [[couch patch]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:15:37 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a star-like character with a face and a two on its forehead}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me-cool me-cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yea-

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!

''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-

'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{p|l=http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tome tome}} is a large or scholarly book.

===Remarks===
*The lower-left-most sandwich changes several times during the toon.
**Initially, it is labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but is shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" has bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**During the scene where Homestar and Bubs discuss the "Taste Tested" sandwich, it appears in this location.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad's line "cool me cool me cool me down" is possibly a reference to his "hose me hose me hose me down" in [[couch patch]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:15:24 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a star-like character with a face and a two on its forehead}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me-cool me-cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yea-

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!

''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-

'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.

===Remarks===
*The lower-left-most sandwich changes several times during the toon.
**Initially, it is labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but is shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" has bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**During the scene where Homestar and Bubs discuss the "Taste Tested" sandwich, it appears in this location.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad's line "cool me-cool me-cool me down" is possibly a reference to his "hose me hose me hose me down" in [[couch patch]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Talk:The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:10:35 GMT

Einstein runner: /* 2 things */ Just adding a break.

Talk:The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:09:57 GMT

Einstein runner: 2 things

== 2 things ==

1. Should the preview or whatever pic (the one at the top) have a caption that matches the scene it's in?
2. I think the 'Unrecognizable Summer Movie Tie-in' sammich is shaped like a plane, not a star. (look at the 'fin' things on the sides). {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 22:09, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

The Baloneyman

Einstein runner — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:07:08 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Fun Facts */ Link and punctuation fix.

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a star-like character with a face and a two on its forehead}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me-cool me-cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yea-

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his mask's diamond}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!

''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-

'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.

===Remarks===
*The picture of the sandwich on the vehicle that has a bite taken out of it changes to one called the "Dog Food Sandwich" in the last scene.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

User:Einstein runner

Einstein runner — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:55:46 GMT

Einstein runner: Little update.

{{User:Einstein runner/template}}
{{User:Einstein runner/userboxes}}

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>E=MC2!</div>
[[Peasant's Quest|Haldo]]! I have been a user for - crap[[Special:Randompage|,]] when was it? - whatever. Quite a while, and I have all the DVDs except for Everything Else 3. I have Strong Bad Sings and all the downloads from [[HRWiki:SP|Dounloads]]. I even have Homestar wallpaper on my computer (the screensavers won't work)! I don't remember how I found homestarrunner.com, but I found hrwiki from the [[Google:ka-winky-dink|Google]] search [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine|ka-winky-dink]]. I have a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS Lite|Nintendo DS Lite]], and am seriously anxious about getting [[Wikipedia:Spore (video game)|Spore]]. Scroll down for some serious Main Page action!!!█</blockquote>

==The Facts==

'''Favorite email: [[the paper]]''' (so epic! so tragic! so heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk-ic!)

'''Favorite toon: [[DNA Evidence]]'''

'''Favorite Homestar [[G|g]]<nowiki>ame:</nowiki> [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]]'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar game: [[Wikipedia:The World Ends With You|The World Ends With You]]''' If you have a DS, then I recommend that you get this.

'''Favorite characters: Homestar, Strong Bad'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar Flash cartoon: [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!] 
[[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|15px]] '''Warning: ''This is a waste of 32 minutes of your time.'''''

==Page Creations==

I started [[Nondescript Nouns]] and the ending of [[death metal]].
I also added and edited some image descriptions to [[Happy Trogday]].

==Favorite Characters==

[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homsar]].

==Favorite Quotes==

"This is the first Decemberween ever!" Homestar, [[Special:Randompage|A]][[A Decemberween Pageant| Decemberween Pageant]]

"I might even say it was a negative challenge!" [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]]

"Alms for the pudgy, alms for the pudgy!" Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==[[Main Page]]==
<div style="margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px">

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].


We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.


'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]

{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
|- valign="top"
|width="50%" class="MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox" style="border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3"|
=== Browse the knowledge base ===

<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holiday Toons]]
'''Popups:''' [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]
'''Miscellany:''' [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]
</div>

=== This week's featured article ===
{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Nominate an article]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>

|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox" style="border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff"|

=== What's new? ===

''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''

{{whatsnew}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">
'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
</div>
|}

<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|making a donation]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and hosting costs.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__

==Other Stuff==
[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|left|thumb|AP PHYSICS IS @#&!ING HARD!!!!]][[Image:pull_my_finger_sam.jpg|right|thumb|PULL MY FINGER!!!]]
[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|For decoding one of [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]'s binary strings!]]
[[Image:SomeAward.PNG|thumb|For identifying 9 quotes and 3 dialogues for [[User:SamFisher1022|SamFisher1022]]!]]

{{User:Einstein runner/sig}}

[http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Einstein_runner I want to eat your soul!!!]

[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Einstein%20runner Graaaagh!]

Talk:Main Page

Einstein runner — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:27:54 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Back from the future? */

{{Main Page Talk}}

== TBC appearance ==

TBC will be making an appearance at MIT this weekend at an event called "ROFLcon." Dunno if their portion is suitable to be documented or transcripted or whatever, but I thought I'd make people aware. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 21:22, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks for the tip! As it turns out, we've already got one of our [[User:Tom|top men]] working on it round-the-clock. His train leaves for Boston within the hour. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:39, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

== 16-Bit Color and the movies/toons ==

I noticed that no matter if you have 16-bit or 32-bit color, the homestarrunner.com toons/movies seem to have the same color scheme (IE: No dithering occurs.) Also, recently, the lappy-era toons... you can see the boundaries of the "reflection of light" on the top and left reflections of the lappy screens. A month or two ago, these boundaries were not visible; but now they seem to appear even for 32-bit color. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

== Eric Conveys an Emotion Videlectrix ==
[http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=theinterview&page=1 Eric Conveys an Emotion gets an interview at Videlectrix?!] --[[User:AlmsforthePudgy|AlmsforthePudgy]] 18:51, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:Cool stuff! I {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Videlectrix&diff=560723&oldid=558192 added}} a link to it on [[Videlectrix]]. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:42, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

== The old stuffs ==

Aren't sysops supposed get the old qow,wf, and sketchbook off the main page after the new ones come in? [[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|20px]][[User:Meme3|Meme3]][[Image:StrongMadDeletehead.png|18px]] 01:14, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:OK, done. However, you don't have to be a sysop to do that... the [[Template:whatsnew|whatsnew template]] can be edited by anyone with an account. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:32, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
::Anyone with an old account. No newbies. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 23:36, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
:::But you aren't a newbie, Meme. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 23:46, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

== Picture ==

What's this picture: http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/hrpodcast_pic.jpg {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:41, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:It's a picture of Homestar and Strong Bad, in the field, with the H*R logo. (Did I win?) {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:50, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
::Actually, I think it was on the podstar page once. {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 01:59, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Yes phlip. You won. But, why is it on the podstar site, Hrjcm? {{User:The thing/sig}} 02:07, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
::::I forgot. {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 02:23, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::See [[:Image:SBEmail_in_iTunes_2.PNG|this image]]. TBC used the image on iTunes when you were able to download podcasts from it. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:27, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Well, that's unfair. I don't remember seeing Podcast in 2006, I just remembered seeing a picture like that before. {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 02:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::It's also used as the album art for the podcast, as defined in the podcast.xml file: <code><nowiki><itunes:image href="http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/hrpodcast_pic.jpg" /></nowiki></code>. Depending on your podcatcher software/portable media device, you might see it there as well (for example, I can see it on my Zune's menu when I select the podcast, unsure if it's the same with iPods). --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:48, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

==What HAppened Today?==

SeRIOUSLY WHAT MAINTENACNCE was GOinG DOwN??? [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 23:12, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
:The maintenance wasn't going down, the ''wiki'' was going down while it was going through server ''maintenance''. And now it's all over (except for the thumbnail problem). {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 23:26, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
::So what was wrong or changed that made the wiki need maintenance? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 23:29, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Which is what I think Mr. Monsterman was trying to say. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 23:34, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
PNG uploads don't appear to be working, either. I've got Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook images to upload, but it ain't workin'... "The file is corrupt or has an incorrect extension. Please check the file and upload again." {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:04, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:The maintenance was for the time it took to transfer the wiki to [http://www.fellowsites.org/2008/04/21/upcoming-server-migration/ a new server]... details are behind that link. Thumbnails are broken because the new server currently doesn't have [[Wikipedia:ImageMagick|ImageMagick]] installed... that'll be sorted out as soon as possible. The PNG upload issue I'm not sure about, but I'm looking into it right now (well, technically, right now I'm typing a post on this talk page, but as soon as I'm done with that, I'll go check out what the deal is with the uploads). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:28, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::Just to let you guys know: I've figured out the problem with the PNG uploads... I'll let someone who can fix it know, next time I see them. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:38, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm having problems with moving articles. The codes don't show up. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:48, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
:Fixed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

== Uploading Images ==

When I try to upload a PNG image now, I get this message: The file is corrupt or has an incorrect extension. Please check the file and upload again. After I check the file, I'm still not allowed to upload it. What should I do? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:06, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Check the post above...its something to do with the server move. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 02:14, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

==Template==
Here is a template for pages that have been protected due to disputes:

{{t|dprotected}}
::Please use the "+" button on the top of the screen next time you want to [[HRW:TALK|start a new conversation]]. We're forbidden from creating new headers underneath an existing Talk Page conversation, and the summary made it look like you were replying to my post. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:23, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:As I said [[Template talk:dprotected|here]]: Hmm... I don't think we have ever protected a page because of a content dispute, and I don't see it happening any time soon... do we really need this template? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:02, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::No. No we don't. I say it shall be <strike>Del Taco'd</strike> DELETED!!!! (The template, not the discussion.) [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:59, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Discuss further on the template's talk page. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:16, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

== Phishing filter problems ==

My computer's virus protection system's phishing filter blocked this website. I had to turn it off! What the heck is going on here? Please provide some awnsers here. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:54, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
:Update here, the fanstuff isn't blocked, '''only''' the actual wiki. What the crap is going on here? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:01, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
::You caught us. The wiki is an elaborate scheme to get your login information for eBay, PayPal, Amazon.com and anything else we can get our hands on! Mwa ha ha! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:06, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
:::What phishing filter are you using? Probably the best thing to do is to go to their website, and see if you can find a link to report a false positive... failing that, an email address that you can send something to to say "Hey, your filter blocked this site, but it's totally legit!"... Best I can guess is that a lot of these phishing filters are based on user submissions... so they get plenty of false positives from people who think it'd be funny to click the "report this site" button on random sites. Then again, we do link to very convincing clones of both [[HR:amazon.html|Amazon]] and [[HR:auction.html|eBay]] ([[Videlectrix:eggction.html|twice, even]])... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:17, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
::::Wait, nevermind. The problem is over. I turned it back on, and it didn't block the site. It's all good. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 20:58, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

== Writing Transcripts ==

I figured this would be the best place to put this kind of question, so here goes: "How should a long-time user of this wiki go about writing a transcript or two when she isn't allowed to stay up late on Sunday nights?" I've done a lot on the HRWiki, particularly since I came back, but haven't reverted vandalism (I try, but sometimes I can't tell what to revert) or written the transcript for an email or toon. I'd like to do that, but I don't really know how we determine who's going to write the thing and what templates and such we use. Also, most of this is done in the middle of the night when I should be asleep. I'd be willing to get up and help with it, and with Monday fast approaching, that would be a nice time to try. I just want to try something new. Thanks, -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 20:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
:On my user page there's a section on documenting a new toon. Might be interesting to you. As far as who does the transcript, someone just puts the section in progress template up and starts it. I don't think there's ever any formal "claim" on a transcript, just whichever user wants to and is available. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
::I had already read that part of your user page, but thanks for pointing it out to me again. I'm going to go experiment in the Sandbox now to hone my transcripting skillz (with a "z"). See you later and thanks again. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 20:55, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Aww... I just spent about ten minutes searching for the supposed template used to make the outline for a sbemail, but I can't find it. I thought I saw it mentioned somewhere, and it would save a great deal of time and energy if and when I get to write a transcript. Does anyone know what this template is called or where it is? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 21:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
::::On [[Talk:Strong Bad Email]] there is a checklist with everything that needs to be done when a new one comes. Including the {{tl|newsbemail}} template. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::Okay, thanks a bunch. I knew I had seen it somewhere. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 21:33, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Transcript some DVD commentary. [[HRWiki:DVD commentary transcripts|Lots of that]] to be done. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:54, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

== I really like your homestar head costume ==

What was the exact time the little picture in the address bar changed? I like how it makes our site more distinguishable from the official site when I have multiple tabs. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 04:48, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
:You mean the [[HRWiki:Favicon|favicon]]. Currently it alternates every hour on the hour while we try out some new styles. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:55, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
::Are we just going to keep alternating it? Seems we kinda reached an agreement on the Favicon talk page itself. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 05:04, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

== Regarding the YouTube tag: ==

Is there any reason for forcing it to be the high-quality version? I mean, if you just link to the video by itself, then the user's YouTube settings/connection speed will define whether the video is HQ or not, but forcing it to HQ could be a bad idea for people with slow connections/connection problems. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 10:27, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
:So true, so true. But, I can't do crap about that. It's not a problem for me though, I've got a High Definition laptop display and really fast internet. But I still use the normal versions of videos. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:11, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

==Whoooaaa...==
Just one article away from 2000! What do you think the 2000{{th}} article will be? [[User:124.181.14.142|124.181.14.142]] 02:05, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:I hope it's one on Bubs's first wife. Some good potential there. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
::[[Special:Statistics|It's here]]!!! [[User:MBD123|MBD123]] 18:07, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:::And just what is the 2 thousandth ema-I mean page?[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|20px]][[User:Meme3|Meme3]][[Image:StrongMadDeletehead.png|18px]] 20:46, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
::::If subpages count, then I think it'd be [[User:Brightstar_Shiner/The_Sketchbook]] that right there. Since it was created the same day this discussion here started. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::Yes, but that's not how the stats work... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::No, they don't count. You can see from [[Special:Newpages]] that the 2000th page (at the current time of writing this) is [[More Like]]. It was previously [[Biggest Waste of X]] (the first page to reach 2000), until [[Blistergeist]] was turned into a redirect (redirects don't count as pages, so it was removed from the statistics count). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:00, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

== Watchlist Emails ==
Why has the format for emails you get when a page you watched is edited changed? It looks like a WUW email...I liked the old style more! Can we change it back? Same goes for the Fanstuff Wiki. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:What's a WUW email, and can you give an example? I'm flummoxed here. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:00, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
::I guess by WUW he means the fanstuff's Wiki User Wiki. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 06:29, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I mean the [http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php/Main_Page Wiki User Wiki]. Hold on, I'm at school, so I can't get an image quite yet. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::Here it is.

[[Image:old_and_new_emails.PNG]]

The old one (the one I like) is on the top, and the new one (the one I don't like) is on the bottom. Which would you rather get? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:I have to say, I like the one at the '''top''' better. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::No kidding, but I'd bet anything that the change is due to that server change. It happened just around then, about a week or so ago. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::The ugly messages are the MediaWiki default. The nice, formatted messages are generated by an extension I wrote. Yes, something broke during the server change, and I had to temporarily revert to the ugly default. With everything that's going on around here, I haven't had time to debug the extension, but I'm pretty sure I know where the problem is and how to fix it. Rest assured, the nice, formatted messages are next on my to-do list and will return soon. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:10, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

==new dev blog==

check it out on the website

== i'll take four! ==

does anyone remember a sbemail where homestar says i'll take four in response to bubs advertising something at his stand? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 21:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:[[technology|Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!]] {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:10, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

thanks a lot!
----

== I broke it! lol ==

Sorry about that, but seriously, I hate validation. [[:Category:Pages_for_Speedy_Deletion|A whole mess of pages are now in speedy deletion because of my signature]] -[[User:Iyeru|Iyeru]]
: You hate it so much that you'd delete your signature over it? At any rate, I won't delete it because it appears on as many pages as it is. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
: And if it's really such a problem for you, use the <nowiki><noinclude></nowiki> tag before nominating it for deletion again, please. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:43, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, I got it. -[[User:Iyeru|Iyeru]]

== Wiki Logo ==

What is the URL for the wiki's logo image (you know, the one in the top left corner of every page)? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:16, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

:[[:Image:Wiki-kb-c.gif|Here]]'s an almost-final version on the wiki, and {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-kb-c.gif here}}'s the actual one used. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:11, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

== Don't be discouraged ==

Is there anything worth doing if one person gets an account solely to add 1 fact to 1 article, but the fact has to be reverted? I've already experienced that twice; once for [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_15.2&diff=547406&oldid=547404 Marzipan's Answering Machine 15.2] and once again for [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=garage_sale&diff=568214&oldid=568212 garage sale]. Is it worth the effort to encourage these users to attempt other edits? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 04:07, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:This was suggested once [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_25#One_time_anonnies_-_new_template_idea here], but it never really got implemented.-[[Special:Contributions/134.174.140.208|134.174.140.208]] 04:50, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::What was suggested in that thread was a template, which I still don't think is the solution. BBG is asking whether it's even worth it to contact these users at all, and I think the answer is a resounding yes; if someone wants to encourage a user to keep at it, then they definitely should. My point from the other page was that it should be done with a personalized message instead of a template. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:02, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::I think this is a great idea, since it has the potential to prevent future vandalism as well as bring in more users, but not many people seem to know about it. Perhaps if I put it on [[HRWiki:Open Discussions]]? -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 13:36, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::One problem I'm having is thinking of something to say. "Sorry for removing your fact" sounds awkward and mean, and since they haven't made any other contributions I can't say anything like "you're still a good user". Should someone else contact them? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 14:13, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::That's definitely true, which is why i suggested a template, but i've done it a couple of times, and i think it worked fine. Namely, you say something to the effect of "Hi there, i noticed that you made an edit to (some page). Unfortunately, it is general practice on this wiki not to (explain in nice words what they did wrong). Anyway, I just wanted to welcome you to the wiki and let you know that even though I did have to revert your edit, constructive contributors like yourself are always welcome, and that you shouldn't get discouraged. Sincerely (sigdate)". Obviously, this only works with constructive edits, but that's what we're going for here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:55, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::There, i just did an [[User talk:158.123.253.2#Welcome|actual one]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:15, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Having just done a [[User talk:69.223.44.236#Welcome|second one]] of these in short amount of time, i can say that typing out a new one each time is annoying, as it takes 10 times as long as the revert itself. Once again, i'd suggest a template to make it easier, because i thin that WE would get discouraged from doing this if we have to type it out each time, and i think that a template is better than no message at all. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:41, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I'm with Dot com on this one. Having a template would be impersonal and the recipient is likely to ignore it. I don't know about you, but if I was new and my edit was reverted, I'd like a real person to tell me I'm wanted, not some canned template that could be handed out to anyone. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 17:06, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I agree wholeheartedly, however, from the perspective of the one reverting, i feel like i would be too lazy to write something out every time and therefore would just be like "yeah, screw it"... it's a balance thing, and i'm not sure that writing one out would be balanced well {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::If it becomes common wiki practice, anyone watching RC can leave the message, not always the reverter. Granted, I'm not sure about that, but it's an idea. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 17:14, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::DeF: The best a template could hope to do would be to give the introductory "I see you made an edit" line. That might actually be partially useful, if only to get the ball rolling, but it wouldn't get the whole job done. There's really no way to send a meaningful message without tailoring it to the situation. In both of the cases you cited above, you still had to list the edit the anonny made and explain why you reverted it. It's probably not worth the effort in a lot of cases, but in some cases it definitely is. I myself was motivated to create an account after some work I did was reverted and a note was placed on my IP talk page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:54, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::B: It's been common wiki practice as long as I've been here to leave a note on an anonymous user's talk page when the anonny makes an exceptional edit (regardless of whether the edit was reverted, but especially so if it was). The degree to which this is common depends on each user's idea of what constitutes an exceptional edit, but communication such as we're discussing has always been encouraged. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:02, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
I didn't really understand your point. I read it through several times and still couldn't figure out what you were trying to say. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 20:00, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:You say "If it becomes common wiki practice". My point is that is ''is'' common wiki practice to leave notes for exceptional edits, and has been for as long as I've been here. Although it's not common practice to leave notes for every last revert. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:02, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::So what do you suggest we do when we revert an anonny's edit? I think if the anonny seems to have had good intentions and wants to help the wiki, whether the edit was really that useful or not, we should leave a note. Little users are still users. If we restrict our welcomes to those who are already sold on the wiki, we won't get any more people. But if someone whose one-time edit gets reverted and they weren't sure about this whole wiki thing from the get-go, they might leave based on our perceived "ignorance" of their contribution. If, when I was new, I made a small first contribution to this wiki (for example, reverting a fun fact I didn't think was right) that got reverted (being new, I wouldn't know there was already a consensus to keep that fact), then I received no explanation as to why it got reverted, I might be annoyed. "What the heck was that for?" I might say. Then I would dismiss the wiki and go on my merry way to other websites, never becoming the user I am today. And that would be bad. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 20:04, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::I agree with all of that. What's your threshold for the size of the anonny's edit? Is it just for big edits that probably took some time, or for everything? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:07, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::Anything that adds/removes real content from a page, not just spelling, formatting, or the like. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 20:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::So basically non-minor edits, like for example if you revert the addition of a fun fact. Maybe a template ''would'' be beneficial in that case. Something like: "<nowiki>{{subst:reverted|funfact}} <explanation> ~~~~</nowiki>" — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::Such a template would be a great idea!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:33, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::That's what '''''I''''' was trying to say... I wasn't talking about huge edits, i was talking aobut small, yet well-intended ones. And i think the template would have to be a bit more complicated based on the type of edit made, but it could be done. something like <nowiki>{{template|edit type("funfact", "format", etc.)|page edited|extended reason for revert}} extra comments ~~~~</nowiki> make any sense? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:36, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

== New ==

There's a new HOmestar Ruiner Trailer on Telltale. SHouldnt that be on the front page? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 16:45, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
:Yep. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:01, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::Is there a compelling reason not to provide a link to it? [[Special:Contributions/98.212.176.32|98.212.176.32]] 12:58, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
:::There's a link. Check the [[Main Page]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 14:12, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
::::I meant a link ''to the gameplay trailer'', which there is not. Didn't take long to find the video though. [[Special:Contributions/98.212.176.32|98.212.176.32]] 00:00, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Oh, I added it it for you. {{User:Peter222/sig}}

== Auto Log Out? ==

I occasionally am logged out for no reason when I don't click the "log out" button. Do we have an automatic log out or something, or is there some glitch in the server? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 19:31, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe your cookies expired. Happens to me on occasion. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:38, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
::Maybe. I didn't know that could happen. Which isn't that unusual. Thanks! {{User: DrPepper42/sig}} 21:14, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:::I find there's an inevitable period of time when I come onto the wiki and I am not automatically logged in. Happens. Log in again, be sure to to check the "always keep me logged in" and go. A few times a year ain't a problem. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:45, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
::::I'm talking about moving from page to page on the wiki. I don't use "always stay logged in" because I've got a little brother who will probably get me banned. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 00:27, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::It might be that you're moving between [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page hrwiki.org] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page www.hrwiki.org], which even though they are the same thing are treated differently by your computer. To avoid the problem, I log in on both. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:07, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'd consider that a glitch in the server. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 18:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Without going into too much horrible detail: {{pl|l=http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page hrwiki.org}} and {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page www.hrwiki.org}} are considered by your browser to be two different sites for technical reasons. This is not a trivial thing to fix. Similarly, the cookies do not translate from one site to the next for ''security'' reasons. So, no glitch, just something you gotta keep your eye on. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:08, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

== New inside ref. ==

Most of my other attempts at officializing inside references have been turned down, so I figured I'd ask here this time.

'''Marzipan dating The Cheat'''. This seems to be an omvious recurring theme, even before [[Date Nite]], what with their secret hot dates.
:See [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:29, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

== Heroes Con ==
[[The Brothers Chaps|TBC]] will be in/near Charlotte, NC this weekend at the [http://www.heroesonline.com/heroescon.html Heroes Convention], as confirmed [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-347 here]. They will be at booth 532, and the con goes from Friday to Sunday. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 16:46, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

== Back from the future? ==

The weekly stuff doesn't seem to be on the site yet... {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 01:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Einstein runner — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:27:38 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/Back from the future?

Talk:Strong Bad Gameways

Einstein runner — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:31:29 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Wii Remote Jackets */

== Youtube? ==

On a site that HUGE, who found this? And how? {{unsigned|Einstein runner|05:29, 2 April 2008 (UTC)}}

:The YouTube code is in an Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]]. {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3Ashapeshifter&diff=554125&oldid=554119 This user}} found the egg, and {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=shapeshifter&diff=prev&oldid=554129 this user}} figured out that it was a YouTube code. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:34, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== Has vanished ==

The Youtube video is gone. Anyone download it and save it?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 06:45, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
:The comments were glitchy. I <s>hope</s>think that's why it was taken down, and that it's temporary. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 06:54, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

::The link works again, but in case it goes down again, [[YouTube:B4wjEZphzvI|here's the mirror]] that {{p|l=http://forum.hrwiki.org/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6504 greg2point0}} from the forums uploaded. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:24, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
:::It's back up again, but I think I'll leave off editing the page to say so until it stays up for a long time. If I'm right and the problem was the glitchy comments, it should stay up now. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 10:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== Wii Remote Jackets ==

Should I add a note about the reference to those accessories since they came so many months after the Wii's launch? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:27, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
:When I bought my Wii system, it came with a remote jacket. {{User:TheCoolRobot/sig}} 23:04, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
::That's because they released them for free to existing Wii owners, and included them with currently sold systems. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 04:31, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

== Inside references ==

Okay, two parts of this video remind me of toons on the site:
1.The movments of Strongbad in the videogame closely resemble/are identical to the movements he made in Cartoon.
2.The "Actual Gameplay Footage" flashing is a little similar to "Trial Version" in Pay Plus.
Anyone else agree with me on either of these?--{{User:DongleGoblin/sig}} 22:18, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

==More Real world refrences==

Is it just me or does it look like the Baba Jaga is taking off out of the window in something Bowser-esque from Mario? Possibly a reference to Mario? It looks like his clown cup with a propellor on it that he uses in many of the games, Super Smash Bros Brawl, to name the latest.

== Youtube Notability... ==

Is it notable that this is the first official youtube video by TBC? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
: Umm... unless they make more, I'd say... not really. --[[Image:qod_22_-_reynold.PNG|20px]] [[User:Lelila|lelila]] [[User_talk:Lelila|(talk)]] 23:12, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
::Then we'll just have to wait and see. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

== G4 ==

Is it worth noting that Attack of the Show already had a [http://youtube.com/watch?v=2SnbABiWc_c&feature=related Wii safety video] that made fun of airplane safety videos? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
:Hmmm... maybe you should add that to Real World References. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

== in real-world references ==

I don't think George Jetson counts as a real-world reference.

:Then you don't watch old cartoons. --{{User:Color Printer/sig}} 02:44, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
::I think he was referring to the entirety of the world beyond '''The Fourth Wall'''. It's arguable that it isn't a real world reference, but I have to agree with Color Printer. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 03:12, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, although it may be The Jetsons do not ''exist'' in the real world, the image and person is part of the collective American experience. And as to it's inclusion on the Wiki, just going to a [[Special:Random|Random Article]], I came accross [[pop-up]] which has references to the equally Fake World ''Frito Bandito'' and ''Police Quest'' so yeah...there's a marked precedent. {{User:Flashfight/sig}}(trying out the new signature, after a year of Hyperlinks)

== Gameways -> Airways ==

As Strong Bad is wearing a flight attendant's uniform, shouldn't it be proper to mention that "Gameways" is a play on the word "Airways"? [[User:24.165.150.118|24.165.150.118]] 16:08, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
:That woul be explaining the joke... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:10, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Shouldn't this be a fun fact
:Fun Facts are never supposed to explain the obvious jokes. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:53, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

== Powered by the Cheat? ==

It appears that large chunks of this short are animated in PBTC style: e.g. the open space and the Baba Jaga scenes. Should this be noted? It seems a little crude for TBC's normal animation. 23:05, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
:Naw, it's more of the crude type of animation used in safety vid diagrams. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:07, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

== ubiquitous ==

I wanted to know someone else's opinion on this. Maybe i was the only person who didn't know this word. HOwever, if i wasn't i was just wondering what the policy is (if there is one) on using words that maybe the common person might not know. My only point is that the Wiki is meant to be helpful, which it isnt if someone doesn't understand it. Sorry if I sound snobby or dumb or something... for some reason this just really stood out to me. If the is completely irrevelant, please disregard. =] --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 23:01, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
:You're not the only one. I don't know it either. --[[User:75.5.180.133|75.5.180.133]] 17:23, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
::Ubiquitous means all-over and encompassing. So ubiquitous safety warnings means that the safety warning are all over the place. That being said, I do agree that the word adds no content to the fact and removed it. {{User:Flashfight/sig}}
:::I disagree. I think the word (or a synonym) is important in the sentence, since this video is a parody of the over-the-top prevalence of safety warnings throughout the Wii. For people who are unfamiliar with the Wii, it's helpful to note this.

:::As for the general population's familiarity with the word, I don't think it's particularly obscure. And if somebody has to look it up and learns a new word, that's a good thing (especially in the current text-messaging generation). That said, if somebody can think of a good synonym, I'd be fine with substituting it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:48, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

== YouTube Account Article? ==

Should we have a separate article for the TBC's YouTube account? So we can list the honors they got and when, list the views gotten for a video within a week, etc.? --[[User:75.5.180.133|75.5.180.133]] 17:17, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

== Mike? ==

Could [[Mike Chapman]] be the one who made the video?[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|15px]][[User:Katonator 3000|Katonator]] [[User Talk:Katonator 3000|3000]][[Image:bowler_derby.PNG|20px]] 02:35, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
:Matt probably helped. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:37, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

== Mirror on Homestarruner.com ==

Hey is there some mirror of the toon on the website?

User:Einstein runner

Einstein runner — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:25:17 GMT

Einstein runner: Domain's been changed.

{{User:Einstein runner/template}}
{{User:Einstein runner/userboxes}}

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>E=MC2!</div>
[[Peasant's Quest|Haldo]]! I have been a user for - crap[[Special:Randompage|,]] when was it? - whatever. Quite a while, and I have all the DVDs except for Everything Else. I have Strong Bad Sings and all the downloads from [[HRWiki:SP|Dounloads]]. I even have Homestar wallpaper on my computer (the screensavers won't work)! I don't remember how I found homestarrunner.com, but I found hrwiki from the [[Google:ka-winky-dink|Google]] search [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine|ka-winky-dink]]. I have a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS Lite|Nintendo DS Lite]], and am seriously anxious about getting [[Wikipedia:Spore (video game)|Spore]]. Scroll down for some serious Main Page action!!!█</blockquote>

http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html '''Which Homestar Runner character are you?'''] This quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com Jurjyfrort]

http://images.quizilla.com/R/retromex/1105631737_Dtatertots.gif 
[http://www.quizilla.com/users/retromex/quizzes/Which%20Napoleon%20Dynamite%20character%20are%20you%3F '''Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?''']

http://www.tk421.net/character/kosh.jpg 
[http://www.tk421.net/character/ '''Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?''']

http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame/14.png 
[http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame.pl '''What Video Game Character Are You?''']

==The Facts==

'''Favorite email: [[the paper]]''' (so epic! so tragic! so heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk-ic!)

'''Favorite toon: [[DNA Evidence]]'''

'''Favorite Homestar [[G|g]]<nowiki>ame:</nowiki> [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]]'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar game: [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass|Phantom Hourglass]]''' (Oh. My. God. This game rocks.)

'''Favorite characters: Homestar, Strong Bad'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar Flash cartoon: [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!] 
[[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|15px]] '''Warning: ''This is a waste of 32 minutes of your time.'''''

==Page Creations==

I started [[Nondescript Nouns]] and the ending of [[death metal]].
I also added and edited some image descriptions to [[Happy Trogday]].

==Favorite Characters==

[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homsar]].

==Favorite Quotes==

"This is the first Decemberween ever!" Homestar, [[Special:Randompage|A]][[A Decemberween Pageant| Decemberween Pageant]]

"I might even say it was a negative challenge!" [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]]

"Alms for the pudgy, alms for the pudgy!" Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==[[Main Page]]==
<div style="margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px">

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].


We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.


'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]

{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
|- valign="top"
|width="50%" class="MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox" style="border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3"|
=== Browse the knowledge base ===

<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holiday Toons]]
'''Popups:''' [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]
'''Miscellany:''' [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]
</div>

=== This week's featured article ===
{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Nominate an article]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>

|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox" style="border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff"|

=== What's new? ===

''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''

{{whatsnew}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">
'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
</div>
|}

<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|making a donation]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and hosting costs.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__

==Other Stuff==
[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|left|thumb|AP PHYSICS IS @#&!ING HARD!!!!]][[Image:pull_my_finger_sam.jpg|right|thumb|PULL MY FINGER!!!]]
[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|For decoding one of [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]'s binary strings!]]
[[Image:SomeAward.PNG|thumb|For identifying 9 quotes and 3 dialogues for [[User:SamFisher1022|SamFisher1022]]!]]

{{User:Einstein runner/sig}}

[http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Einstein_runner I want to eat your soul!!!]

[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Einstein%20runner Graaaagh!]

Talk:Strong Bad Gameways

Einstein runner — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:29:47 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Youtube? */ oops

== Youtube? ==

On a site that HUGE, who found this? And how?

Talk:Strong Bad Gameways

Einstein runner — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:29:29 GMT

Einstein runner: Youtube?

== Youtube? ==

On a site that HUGE, who found this? and How?

Strong Bad Gameways

Einstein runner — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:26:09 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Explanations */ The WP article is better.

{{watchtoon|3uSyK2RdlUY|watch|YouTube}}
[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|thumb|"On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety."]]

Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' White Vastness, [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 1, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:53

==Transcript==

''{Music begins and text fades in from a white background: "And now an important safety announcement". Strong Bad walks forward in a flight steward's uniform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello. And welcome to Strong Bad Gameways. Thank you for playing with us today. Please take a moment to familiarize your bad self with the following safety precautions.

''{The text "Safety Precautions" appears next to Strong Bad in dripping blue letters. Fade to a closeup of a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Due to the possibility of in-game wiggle and waggle, it is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons.

''{Arrows and text appear during the above monologue to demonstrate "Wiggle" and "Waggle". A watercolor picture of a man swinging a Wii remote appears to demonstrate a "large, open space". Sketches of flowers, a flaming military jeep, a message in a bottle, and George Jetson appear to demonstrate "debris", "rubble", "flotsam", and "Jetsons", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ideal play spaces include: gymnasiums, abandoned airplane hangars, deserts, and fruitèd plains.

''{The man swinging a remote appears in the above environments on each verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to a sketch of a room with an open window and a Wii remote on a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you are seated in a window seat, pleased be advised that the Baba Jaga may show up to steal your firstborn baby.

''{The Baba Jaga appears carrying a sack with a baby on the verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, wearing an inflatable vest and holding a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lastly, your game controller is equipped with a safety cover that can double as a floatation device. ''{closeup of Wii remote}'' Simply pull on the cord, and the device will inflate.

''{Strong Sad pulls on a tab on the bottom of the remote, and the Wii jacket inflates.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But we're not quite safe enough yet. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' At this time, you may want to inflate your ''own'' safety vest to prevent ''anything'' from ever happening.

''{Cut to Strong Sad. He pulls the cord to inflate his vest and it engulfs him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Waah!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety.

''{Closeup of the "Strong Bad Gameways" logo, a golden [[The Cheat]] with wings. Music fades.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Strong Bad trapped in inflated vests in their basement. Their Wii remotes are on the floor, protected in inflated jackets.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think my contents may have shifted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. This is the best game I've never played!

''{Cut to a closeup of the game on the TV. In the game, a Strong Bad sprite is standing at The Stick and looking around. The score is -1000 and the text "Actual Gameplay Footage" flashes over the screen. A Wii remote appears onscreen with the flashing text "Do something!" The Strong Bad sprite scratches himself and shrugs, and the text "Nevermind." appears next to the Wii remote. The Strong Bad sprite hangs his head and walks away, and the text "Game Over" fills the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Baba Yaga|Baba Jaga]] is a witch appearing in Slavic folklore.
*The phrase ''[[wikipedia:Marine debris|flotsam and jetsam]]'' describes discarded odds and ends or any objects found floating or washed ashore.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:George Jetson|George Jetson]] is the father on the animated series ''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]''.

==External Links==
*[[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch Strong Bad Gameways]]

Talk:Main Page

Einstein runner — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:51:53 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/I'm impressed (also a great TMBG song, btw)

{{Main Page Talk}}
==Question==

Why weekly featured articles instead of daily featured articles? We're supposed to feature every article on the site - and we'll do it quicker with daily articles. User:60.230.37.94|60.230.37.94 06:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
:Because not every article is up to snuff yet. Also, there is very little to write on some articles, especially [[:Category:Lists|list-based ones]]. Further, we'd probably run out fairly quickly if we did articles every day instead of every week. We only have about 1900. Even if we could find something to write on every article, we'd run out in about 5 years. And then what would we do? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

== Lucky Yates Show ==

Why are there three non-talk page links to the [[The Lucky Yates Show - 3 Nov 2007|Lucky Yates Show]], but the article had never been created? I would create it, but I've never heard of the Lucky Yates Show. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:33, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
:We don't have any details on the content of the appearance at this time is why. We don't know anyone who was able to attend the show. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:39, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
::I don't link any red links look good. Could we remove them? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
:::My take: a red link indicates that we ''should'' have an article about a subject, but nobody's created it yet. I think we should leave them, and hopefully somebody with some information will come across one of those links and create the page. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

==Image==
I desperately need to upload an image. What's an autoconfirmed user? Whatever it is, can I please be one so I can upload this image? [[User:Empaire|Empaire]] 08:36, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:Hi Empaire. Unless I'm mistaken, you will probably become an autoconfirmed user in the next few hours. Sit tight! Autoconfirmation is just something we do here so that trolls and vandals can't register a username and then immediately start uploading bad images. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 08:47, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:I'm just curious as to what image it is that desperately needs to be uploaded or the wikiworld will a splode. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 10:03, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

== Flickering text/logo ==

The animated logo for Decemberween is making my cursor flicker in and out in the edit box. Why come? -Ein Poltergeist

== Main Page Icon ==

How can you view the icons for different hollidays like the one with red, green, snow, and a hat? (The Wiki Logo in the top left of every page.)--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 20:51, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
:They are located at {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-ween.gif wiki-ween.gif}}, {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-dween.gif wiki-dween.gif}}, and {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-winter.gif wiki-winter.gif}}. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:05, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

== Proofreaders? ==

Is anybody going to change the misspelling of Burnination (BurninIation) in the "What's New" frame? It's been there for two days now. Apparently I can't edit it, so this is my only option.
:Fixed. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 16:11, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

== Podstar Download template... ==

Is there a Podstar Runner download template similar to {{tl|watch}}? I was trying to find one to add to the latest update.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 20:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:Currently there isn't. The current template ({{tl|Podstar download}}) is just for creating external links in articles. Also, since podcasts are basically downloadable versions of existing content (and not exactly embedded media), I'm not sure if it's absolutely necessary to include a direct link, especially since both the [[Podstar Runner]] and toon pages would contain links. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 20:50, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
::That's the same with sbemails too, and we have that. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 21:42, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

== Recent Toons Template ==

Where do you go to edit the recent toons template? If I can't, here is the problem:

Enviroment is listed as being posted "JANUARY 7, '''2007'''."

-Sbemailnum314159

:Good eye. You can go [[Template:recenttoons|here]] to edit it. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 20:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

==Unblock==
Why isn't there an unblock template? People who think they have been unfairly blocked might want to ask to be unblocked. [[User:124.180.63.58|124.180.63.58]] 11:23, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
:Generally people in this position should post on a sysop's talk page - probably the sysop who blocked them - petitioning their block. Though, to be honest, I have seen very few blocks, if any at all, which have not been entirely reasonable. The few which were not were quickly corrected. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 12:51, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
::Note also that, unlike at Wikipedia, our software is not set up to allow blocked users to edit their own talk pages. This means an unblock template wouldn't work here, since a blocked user cannot add it to their talk page. If a user wishes to contest their block, email is one option. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 16:50, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Has anyone noticed...? ==

Has anyone noticed that when you enter homestarrunner.com there is a trogdor that pops up?
:You were probably the first to notice. Combolations, Elizagerth. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:31, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Thanks man

== New Podcast ==

I just downloaded Strong Badathlon through the iTunes feed... I'm too stupid to know how to update anything so I thought I'd add it here. {{User:Rootbeersoup/sig}} 17:20, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Sweet, thanks for the notice! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:00, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

== Can someone help me? ==

I can't stay logged in it loggs me out the second I leave the main page. Does anyone know how to fix this?
:Which user are you? This can happen if you close your page without logging on. Happened to me a few times. The thing to do is to log in right now then log out. That does the trick. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 22:55, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

I am Gary the legend, and what you said doesn't work.
:First, go to the Main Page. If you see in the top-right corner your username, it will say "log out". Click that. Then, log in again. If you are not logged in, just repeat the same process. Hope that works. 23:10, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:Gary, try making sure you have cookies enabled, in your browser's preferences. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:22, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't work
:Wow. I'm puzzled. Why don't you log in. Then go to your preferences and enable cookies. That should work. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:54, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

::Hey Gary, just checking some things: Which browser are you using? Are you sure that you have cookies enabled in your browser before you log on to the wiki?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:22, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Also, go through [[Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Log in problems]] and see if you can fix it using those instructions. Good luck!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

::::I'm sorry to keep bothering you guys but for some reason it's not working

:::::Please be more specific and answer the questions. Otherwise, we can't help you. Which browser are you using? Have you made sure that cookies are enabled? Have you tried the suggestion from the Wikipedia help page?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:09, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

::::::I am useing Internet explorer and yes I tried the thingy on wikipedia And I checked for cookies

:::::::That's odd. I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for one of our experts to help you out.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:11, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

::::::::What version of Internet Explorer are you using? (If you're not sure, it's probably either [[Wikipedia:Image:Internet Explorer 6.png|IE6]] or [[Wikipedia:Image:Windows Internet Explorer 7 Vista.png|IE7]]... look at those and tell me which one looks like what you're using). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:24, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

It looks more like Internet Explorer 6...I have a question, does enable mean to get rid of or allow?
:To allow. Or better, [[ahd:61/13/E0121300.html|to make operational; activate]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:11, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

I think a while ago we blocked a few cookies with norton anti-virus but is there any way to fix that
:Google finds [http://www.snpo.org/auth/help.php this site], which has some detailed instructions on how to enable cookies in NIS... just replace any mention of "www.snpo.org" with "www.hrwiki.org". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:20, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

== new update: sale ==

new update: homsar/cardgage sale

==Talk Page Question==
Is there a template you can use to draw people to your user page or talk page? [[User:124.181.26.71|124.181.26.71]] 08:52, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
:No. that would be not useful. To attract users to your userpage and talk page, why not contributing more to the wiki, like doing gnome work. Creating useful pages when sbemails and toons come out. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 16:04, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
::Your talk page is not a MySpace or a Facebook, and it is not meant for idle chatter. Use a separate site for that. See [[HRW:TALK]] for what a talk page is really for. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:07, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, Sam and Qer. Man and Maq. Mth and Rma. I believe anonny isp is referring to sigs like yours--in addition to the usual <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>, each of you have links to your talk and contribution pages. Frankly, this is something I've been curious about too. o.o --[[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 05:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
::::See [[HRWiki:Signature]] and [[Help:Signature]]. If that's not enough or if you run into a specific problem, I'm happy to help you. Just [[User talk:OptimisticFool|let me know]]. Good luck; I look forward to seeing your creativity! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 05:36, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

== Image borders ==

In IE7, I've noticed that when an image on the main page has a height of an odd number of pixels, the bottom portion of the border around it doesn't appear correctly. The image appears to get shifted down a pixel and covers it. I decided to try it in Firefox and the borders all appear fine. But is there any way we can fix that for us die-hard IE users? Still plenty of us around, you know... {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 05:58, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
:While I'm sure the developers want to ensure good rendering on all browsers, you must also be aware that IE is notoriously non-compliant with the recommendations of the W3C. As such, some problems may require a lot of work to fix in that one browser, and some may be irrpairable. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:15, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

== Participation ==

How do you get more people to participate in a discussion to delete an article? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:07, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

== new valentine toon: don't call it old timey! ==

(groan) just because TBC called it "old timey"-which it is- dosn't mean we have to quote them! at LEAST use a heart icon, not homestar's head! SHESH! {{User:Haldo/sig}}
:Plus, shouldn't old-timey toons have old-timey Homestar's head? [[User:69.246.112.55|69.246.112.55]] 01:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
::Check out {{t|u}} for the icons that we use. And please be more civil, Haldo. No need to sheesh.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:20, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

== Should there be a "higher frame rate" section? ==

I was just thinking this after watching some toons over. The punkin stencils as well as the teen girl squad tenth issue seem to have a slightly higher frame rate than other toons. --[[User:99.154.9.191|99.154.9.191]] 04:40, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

== Awesome ==

Does the word "awesome" deserve its own article like the word "crap" does, or is awesome considered one of the [[spoons]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 05:33, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
:Does it deserve 1? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:29, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

== CAPTCHA? ==

I'm trying to move a page but the CAPTCHA image isn't loading. What's going on? — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 14:29, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
:What do you want moved? A sysop should be able to do it for you until the CAPTCHA's fixed. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 16:06, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
::I was trying to move [[User:PokemonStar|PokemonStar's]] Holiday template into his/her own userspace, but it's already been taken care of now. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 16:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

== sleeping ==

I'm not really good at writing articles and using code and all that, so I thought maybe someone else should make an article about characters [[sleeping]]? Just thougt i'd put that out there. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 23:02, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
:I'm not so sure the instances of characters sleeping is all that notable. We expect that the characters sleep. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

== Wait a sneeze... ==

I swear that I saw something like a sketchbook of The Cheat in a Strong Badman Style (not the way that he was in real life with the mask and cape, I mean The Cheat's head on top of a human body) somewheres? But I can't find it! Does it even exist? - Alex H.

Never Mind! I found them! - Alex H.

== Fast Forwards ==

Is it just me, or does it seem like we've recently taken to putting a note under fast forward every time a later reference is made, instead of just when there's an actual story element that reappears? Thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:Anyone? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:20, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

== Animation for ''Yo Gabba Gabba''? ==

While surfing wikipedia, I found that the page for the children's show [[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba]] claims the TBC animated a segment for the show. Do we know anything about this? Thanks. --[[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]] 23:49, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

== New Podcast ==

Underlings is now up on the Podstar page. Can't edit the main page, so could someone please update it? [[User:Kerny Mantis]] 16:49, 28 February 2008 UTC

== Non-sequitur toon ==

There's a new toon about Senor Cardgage saying something coherent. But I don't know how to add it to the wiki. What shoud I title the toon, or should I just mention it in the store page? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:49, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

== Forum link ==

Why is there no link to the forum on the front page? - [[User:furrykef|furrykef]] ([[User_talk:furrykef|Talk at me]]) 23:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
:There's a link to the forum on ''every'' page, under "External Links", right below the link to the official site. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:43, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
::Ahh, yes, on the MonoBook skin. I don't use MonoBook. ^^; - [[User:furrykef|furrykef]] ([[User_talk:furrykef|Talk at me]]) 23:03, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
:::The Classic skin doesn't show any links except for those that are in the first section. See {{p|l=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page?useskin=standard Wikipedia with the Classic skin}} and you'll notice that the "Interaction" section is missing. Just for you, though, I made it so that the lower links will show up when using that skin. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:39, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
::::It doesn't really matter to me. ^^; I was just under the (now obviously false) impression that there wasn't a link on the front page for most users. - [[User:furrykef|furrykef]] ([[User_talk:furrykef|Talk at me]]) 06:23, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

== One time anonnies - new template idea ==

I've noticed that a lot of times, anonomous edits get reverted and then the anonny never actually edits again. I am concerned that this is because the anonnies are turned off by their first edit being reverted, and don't come back. I feel like we might attract more users if they were somehow made to feel welcome. I therefore propose a template that says something to the effect of "thank you for your contributions, please don't get discouraged, i reverted your post because {{{1}}}, however new users are always appreciated etc." that the people who revert the anonnies can then subst on their talk page, just to let them know that we're not discouraging them. thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:31, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
:Instead of an impersonal template, why not just type something to that effect on their talk page? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:52, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::well, either way it still leaves us with having to get people to star doing it. The point was to bring up my concern. And yes, you're right, a personal message would be good. The thing is making leaving such messages common wiki practice. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:58, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

== Limozeen LIVE ==

I thought this would be a good place to mention that Limozeen will be appearing LIVE in Atlanta on March 27!
:Impossible, given that 3 of the members are the same person. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:43, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::Well, not impossible. But considering the frequency of Matt's voice on the site as of late (there would be no chance he could be rehearsing a band amidst the H*R work), and considering a quick search of Atlanta ticket broker websites shows no concerts at all on that Thursday, I'd call it highly improbable. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:02, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Why would the anonny make it up? Yes, it would be nice if he'd provided a source for his info, but there's no reason to label it improbable at this point, and certainly not impossible. Matt may occasionally play all the characters, but that doesn't mean he's ''always'' played them all, or has to. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:13, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::::We should also keep an eye on [[forum:13686|this forum thread]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:21, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::It's certainly possible. I mean, there have been live concerts for the Gorillaz and Dethklok, both of which are devoid of members who even exist. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 23:24, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Dot Com, to answer your initial query, anonny ''could'' be trolling. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:27, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::The anonny is actually from New Jersey and Google can't find anything. I don't think we need to bother with this.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:28, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Of course I considered that he might be trolling when I originally posted. Just seems like an ineffective way to troll 's all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Frankly, the point of trolling is to titillate and amuse one's self. In this case, the PBS-style moderated discussion is probably annoying the anonny to tears, if I am indeed right. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:31, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
So [[Limozeen Live!|it's true]]. I think you all owe the anonny an apology. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:I'm sorry, anonny!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:05, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
::Oh what have I done? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::At the risk of sounding smug, I have to point out that there was one other poster in this thread that didn't greet the anonny with instant dismissal. =D -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 11:51, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

== Category:Recurring Themes ==

Where can I further discuss the value that a category of "recurring theme" articles would have? I 1st heard of plans for that category in the talk page of Best/Worst X Ever. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:09, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki talk:Standards]] is my first thought. Or wherever we discussed the running gags standard, if it's somewhere different from that page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:01, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::[[Category talk:Running Gags]] is where we first broke them down into their current subcategories. There's also small discussion about changing them to "-related", to further differ them. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:15, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
::You could try [[HRWiki:Running Gag]]... It's kinda dead, but it can be brought back to the realm of the living. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:18, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

== Name This Article ==

I thought about listing all the toons that contain 1 scene that differs for each viewer (kind of cool, Homestar's video, Marzipan's video, fan club, etc), but the best name I could think of was "Randomized Outcomes". No good? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 03:35, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
:Well, we already have [[:Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]. I'm not sure there's enough to expand on there to make a whole article about. I think the category is enough. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:36, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

== new update ==

podstar runner:more armies

[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 21:41, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

== videlectrix and thoraxcorp ==

Can <s>wanything</s> we do anything with these three pages?:
http://www.videlectrix.com/storeflash/shirt_homsar.swf
http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner_questions.xml
http://www.thoraxcorp.com/brandofskin.html

-{{User:The thing/sig}} 14:03, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

:Sorry, we can't wanything those pages. I think that first you need to tell us what "wanything" is. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:23, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
::The Hallrunner questions are already contained on, and linked to on, the [[Hallrunner]] page. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:20, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

== Sewiously, you guys. ''That'' is one ugly page. ==

The sightings pages--website, mostly, of course, but comics, too--are getting really out of hand. Is it possible that we could break down pages into three separate ones: A-H, I-P, Q-Z, or something of the like? Websites has 100+ (I believe; I know it's definitely 90+) different headings, and several of them have their own sub-headings, too. 
Obviously, the sightings lists which aren't pushing 32k should be left as they are, but, as the Wiki warns, it ''can'' be difficult to edit really long pages with certain browsers. (Says the guy on the shared computer who can't change off of IE.) --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 15:52, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

== I finaly got it to work somehow ==

I am finally able to log in to my account and stay logged in, the only problem is the only way is threw a different computer

== Featured article is... ==

*...wrong, wrong, wrong! [[japanese cartoon]] is the 57th SBEmail, not the 58th. The "watch" link goes to [[dragon]], too. Fix this post-haste. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 06:56, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

== LIMOZEEN LIVE CAN BE TAPED! ==
Yes, I know how many rules I'm breaking by talking in all caps like that. Anyways, I emailed Karen Wagner about what media (if any) was permitted inside the premises of the bar or club or whatever. And, I got this lil' email in response.

<tt><blockquote>Date: Tue, Mar 25, 2008 12:24 pm 
From: HomestarRunner <homestarrunner2001@yahoo.com> 
To: admin@devonm.com 

Subject: Re: Homestar Runner "Concert" 
 
Devon, 
 
I talked to Matt and as far as he knows the club has no policy banning the taping of performances. 

 
Thanks, 
 
Karen</blockquote></tt>

So, let there be FILM! Or any digital cameras, cell phones, etc. - [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] 23:59, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
:I'm kinda' wonderin'...did '''''ANYONE''''' tape/take a video/pic of the concert? I believe it was tonight, right? [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] 03:01, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

==April_fools'_joke,_maybe?==

Huh?_All_the_text_in_all_the_articles_is_scrambled._I mean,_the_all_words_are_mixed_around_(though_the_words_themselves_are_intact.)
I'm_using_underscores_instead_of_spaces_to_fool_the_scrambler.
:Yep,_it_looks_like_dot_com_and_the_devs_outdid_themselves_this_year... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:43, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

:Not sure what you're talking about, my good friend. Maybe what you're describing is user-side. Have you done a virus scan recently? We don't do April fool's around here. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:44, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
:: Yeah. It's clearly a problem on your end. Everything is fine as far as I can tell. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:46, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Y'all do know that these changes aren't permanent and they can be viewed properly in Preview? And how did Lapper's posts not get scrambled, hm? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 04:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
::::I can't tell you. It's so complicated that you might as well call it magic and drop the subject. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:51, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

== I'm impressed (also a great TMBG song, btw) ==

How do you mix up the ENTIRE SITE? That is some masterful coding.

Sketchbook

Einstein runner — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:53:49 GMT

Einstein runner: It is a bandolier.

{{about|weekly Sketchbook featured on the [[Main Pages]]}} {{for|sketchbook in the [[Museum]]|Sketchbook (museum)}} {{for|[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] bonus video|Sketchbook (video)}}

{{Sketchbook}}
The '''Sketchbook''' is a collection of conceptual art and sketches by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. These are found by clicking on the ''S'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the sketches from {{CURRENTYEAR}}.

''As of November 22, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/sketchbook_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:sketchbook.swf|Flash file]].''
{{clear}}
{| width="100%" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200px"| Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Caption !! Description

|-id="SK-2008-03-29"
|[[Image:Sketchbook_2008-03-29.png|200px|rejected commandos?]] || 29 Mar 2008 || rejected commandos? || Four [[Cheat Commandos]]-like The Cheat sketches. In the top left, a Cheat with scars, a leather jacket, a chain sash and a mohawk. In the top right, a Cheat wearing a [[Wikipedia:Pickelhaube|Pickelhaube]] and a shirt reading [[Bad Guy]]. In the bottom left, a Cheat with a clown wig, a bandolier of grenades, and a gun. In the bottom right, a Cheat with chest hair, earmuffs and a [[big knife]].

|-id="SK-2008-03-20"
|[[Image:Sketchbook32008.PNG|200px|cakemonger!]] || 20 Mar 2008 || cakemonger! || A sketch of [[The Cheat]] as Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat from [[pet show]].

|-id="SK-2008-03-13"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 03-13-2008.png|200px|awesome indeed]] || 13 Mar 2008 || awesome indeed || A bizarre drawing of Strong Bad (with small eyes, visible nose and teeth, and freckles) yelling with his hands in his pockets, a tongue, a dollar, and the word "Awesome".

|-id="SK-2008-03-07"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 03-07-2008.png|200px|best bubs worst bubs]] || 07 Mar 2008 || best bubs worst bubs || A drawing of a shriveled-up [[Bubs]] next to a normal-looking Bubs with large bulbous arms. The thin Bubs has [[lack of visible body parts|visible fingers and toes]]. Also, it is holding a bottle with a straw and lacks Bubs's characteristic body delineations.

|-id="SK-2008-02-28"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 02-28-2008.png|200px|puddin patch friends]] || 28 Feb 2008 || puddin patch friends || A sketch of possible trademarked characters for [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]], including a stylized [[Strong Bad]] (holding a can in his right hand) with a fingered glove on his left hand, [[Wikipedia:Dora the Explorer|Dora the Explorer]], and [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] (holding a [[calculator]]). The title refers to [[Wikipedia:Cabbage Patch Kids|Cabbage Patch Kids]].

|-id="SK-2008-02-14"
|[[Image: SK2008-02-14.png|200px|the cheat relatives?]] || 14 Feb 2008 || the cheat relatives? || A sketch showing [[The Cheat]], The Embezzlement, and The Counter Feit. Inspired by that week's [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-02-14|Weekly Fanstuff]].

|-id="SK-2008-02-07"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 2-7-08.png|200px|questionable body hair]] || 07 Feb 2008 || questionable body hair || A hairy version of [[Strong Mad]].

|-id="SK-2008-01-31"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 1-31-08.png|200px|gel-arshie]] || 31 Jan 2008 || gel-arshie || A sketch of [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]] from [[winter pool]].

|-id="SK-2008-01-24"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 1-24-08.png|200px|buck webb & lady fan]] || 24 Jan 2008 || buck webb & lady fan || Sketches of the "[[Buck Webb, Extraordinaire]]" comic that appeared in [[lady fan]].

|-id="SK-2008-01-17"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 1-17-08.png|200px|make sense time!]] || 17 Jan 2008 || make sense time! || A picture of [[Homestar Runner]] as [[Teeg Dougland]]'s hands (or possibly Teeg as Homestar's leg), as well as a sketch of Homestar running underwater with fish. Teeg has the word "POOH" on his shirt.

|-id="SK-2008-01-10"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 1-10-08.png|200px|d'th'ween thupreme]] || 10 Jan 2008 || d'th'ween thupreme || [[Decemberween|Decemberween'd]] version of the [[Thnikkaman]] as a giant (a la [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]).

|}

==Fun Facts==
* The font used in the captions is [[Fonts#Bauhaus 93|Bauhaus 93]].
* Sketchbook entries often feature ideas considered for or used in toons that had been recently released.
* If you click the "s" button repeatedly while it is still loading, the caption will move up the box. The more times you click it, the farther the text will move.
* Until August 9, 2007, the Sketchbook of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

==See Also==
*[[Sketchbook (museum)]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)]]
*[[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Weeklies_XML_File|Secret Pages XML Source]]

==External Links==
*Click on the S on any [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent sketch.
*[[HR:sketchbook.swf|view the Flash file for the current sketchbook]]
[[Category: Regular Updates]]
{{H*RNav}}

Nondescript Nouns

Einstein runner — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:53:43 GMT

Einstein runner: The "simply" doesn't sound right.

[[Image:That Paintball Place Down the Street.png|thumb|The "That Paintball Place Down the Street" Scorecard.]]
'''Nondescript Nouns''' are generic [[Wikipedia:noun|nouns]] used where either a proper noun or a more specific common noun is expected. This has occurred numerous times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Where My Hat is At?]] — [[Homestar Runner]] prepares for the "Big Game".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Homestar says that he represents "Distinguished Businessman".
**This line appears again in [[An Open Forum]].
*Email [[dullard]] — During the demonstration for "Method 3", Homestar tries to discuss last night's episode of "Popular Reality Show" with Strong Bad.
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] sends postcards from such [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|locations]] as "That Clock" and historic "Over There".
*Email [[comic]] — Strong Bad creates [[Teen Girl Squad]], giving the main characters the nondescript names [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]].
*Email [[english paper]] — In an Easter egg we see a parody of eBay called [[Some Type of Online Auction]].
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Homestar orders red, blue, and orange drinks. He and the viewers also never find out for sure what Strong Bad and the others were pretending was the "thing in a bag".
*Email [[anything]] — The postcard for Fish Lake states that it's "Home of this fish". Additionally, Homestar gives Marzipan "Really Slow Old People Music", "Pretty Slow Old People Music", and "Very Slow Old People Music" CDs.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] — So and So carries a "Subject" textbook. Cheerleader asks [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]] out.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — What's Her Face receives a postcard from "A Beach".
*Email [[different town]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says "I'm gonna go... Place." Then, in an Easter egg, you can see a postcard from [[Made-up Places#Place|Place]].
*Email [[crying]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says he has "a food...in the oven."
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] — Coach Z plays with a figurine named "[[Reinforcements]]".
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad's calendar has "A Month" written on the top. Homestar brags about his frag count in "Online Gaming".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad, under the alias "Bob Statesman", claims to be running for the office of "Elected Official".
*Email [[montage]] — Strong Bad announces one of his guests will be "Some Guy from the Zoo".
*Email [[origins]] — The book ''Ewww, Claire!! Why???'' has won "Some Award".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — One of the game's [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|bosses]] is called "An Ice Machine".
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — Homestar tries to persuade Strong Bad to go to "Beach Themed Restaurant".
*Email [[modeling]] — There is a map which shows the locations of "Place" and "Land".
*[[Puppets on the Road]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says that a regular stand has "a food" for sale.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad suggests someone wear "like five or six... more clothes...."
*[[Exaggerations]] — The picture that cycled through various puns in the original [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] simply reads "a joke" in the Exaggerations.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So is forced to take a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] accuse themselves of being [[The Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, and try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[the chair]] — After Strong Bad and Strong Sad each get hurt while trying out [[Le Restige]] and the [[Styleron Ecochair]], each exclaims, "I can't feel my parts."
*Email [[looking old]] — [[Bubs]] sells "iTems".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — An announcer on the television announces the upcoming "Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song." Strong Bad acts as though he knows exactly which little girl is singing.
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — [[Gunhaver]] salutes a flag marked "The Flag".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] — Boy 1 and Boy 2 are talking about "band name".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Bad uses a robotic voice and claims to be "Nadine Automated Menu Burger" calling from "Trusted Financial Institution".
*[[Drive-Thru]] — The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] describes the week's toy as "brown". When this upsets [[The Cheat]], Strong Bad exclaims that they must be out of "blue ones". Later, in an Easter egg, Strong Bad asks for a "blue one" for The Cheat.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]] says, "Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff."
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] — the inside of the case lists "stuff, things, and more!" as bonus features.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — One of the places that Strong Bad calls out the name of is called "That Paintball Place Down the Street".
*Email [[hygiene]] — A pennant on the wall during the hygiene video reads "A sport!".
*[[Rap Song]] — Coach Z and [[Peacey P]] sing "Rap Song".
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — [[The Announcer]] hosts an interview in "historic empty high school [[gymnasium]]".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad's fake book is decorated with "Some Award". Its summary is "A real book that exists," and it is allegedly printed by the "Actual Publishing Company".
*[[Trogday 08]] — Strong Bad holds a book titled ''Things I'm About to Say''.
*[[Population: Tire]] — The introduction states that "You ''are'' Soldier!"
*[[Sloshybowl]] — [[sloshy]] performs as the halftime show for American Football Championship Game.
*Email [[pet show]] — The King of Town's entry is an "As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device".
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad mentions knock-off DVDs such generic titles as ''Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations''.
*[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits ]] — The last song on the album is Homestar's [[Secret Song]].

==See Also==
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Integral Article]]
*[[Type]]
*[[TV Shows]]
*[[Circles]]
*[[Not X]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

User:Einstein runner/sig

Einstein runner — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:09:26 GMT

Einstein runner: Let's see if this works now. Yay!

—[[User:Einstein runner|<tt>Einstein</tt> runner]] ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/thorax.png][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/file_icon.gif][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Emailuser/Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif])<noinclude>

[[Image:sigbox.png]]

Don't plague me about the size. It fits. Barely.
</noinclude>

User:Einstein runner/monobook.css

Einstein runner — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:30:28 GMT

Einstein runner: And I change the color to match my computer.

/* bottom tab styling (not for IE currently) */
#mytabs {
margin: -0.4em 0 0 12em;
white-space: nowrap;
width: 76%;
line-height: 1.1em;
overflow: visible;
background: none;
border-collapse: collapse;
padding: 0 0 0 1em;
list-style: none;
font-size: 95%;
}
#mytabs .hiddenStructure {
display: none;
}
#mytabs ul {
list-style: none;
}
#mytabs li {
display: inline;
border: 1px solid #aaa;
border-top: none;
padding: 0.1em 0 0.1em 0;
margin: 0 0.3em 0 0;
overflow: visible;
background: #fff;
}
#mytabs li.selected {
border-color: #fabd23;
padding: 0.2em 0 0.1em 0;
}
#mytabs li a {
background-color: #fff;
color: #002bb8;
border: none;
padding: 0.3em 0.8em 0 0.8em;
text-decoration: none;
text-transform: lowercase;
position: relative;
z-index: 0;
margin: 0;
}
#mytabs li.selected a {
z-index: 3;
}
#mytabs .new a {
color: #ba0000;
}
#mytabs li a:hover {
z-index: 3;
text-decoration: none;
}
#mytabs h5 {
display: none;
}
#mytabs li.istalk {
margin-right: 0;
}
#mytabs li.istalk a {
padding-right: 0.5em;
}
#mytabs #mytabs-ca-addsection a {
padding-left: 0.4em;
padding-right: 0.4em;
}
/* offsets to distinguish the tab groups */
li#mytabs-ca-talk {
margin-right: 1.6em;
}
li#mytabs-ca-watch, li#mytabs-ca-unwatch, li#mytabs-ca-varlang-0, li#mytabs-ca-print {
margin-left: 1.6em;
}

#pt-time span {
color: #A9A9A9;
font-size: 11px;
text-transform: uppercase;
position: absolute;
top: 1.9em;
right: 2.2em;
}

User:Einstein runner/monobook.css

Einstein runner — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:26:10 GMT

Einstein runner: Don't really want it any more.

/* bottom tab styling (not for IE currently) */
#mytabs {
margin: -0.4em 0 0 12em;
white-space: nowrap;
width: 76%;
line-height: 1.1em;
overflow: visible;
background: none;
border-collapse: collapse;
padding: 0 0 0 1em;
list-style: none;
font-size: 95%;
}
#mytabs .hiddenStructure {
display: none;
}
#mytabs ul {
list-style: none;
}
#mytabs li {
display: inline;
border: 1px solid #aaa;
border-top: none;
padding: 0.1em 0 0.1em 0;
margin: 0 0.3em 0 0;
overflow: visible;
background: #fff;
}
#mytabs li.selected {
border-color: #fabd23;
padding: 0.2em 0 0.1em 0;
}
#mytabs li a {
background-color: #fff;
color: #002bb8;
border: none;
padding: 0.3em 0.8em 0 0.8em;
text-decoration: none;
text-transform: lowercase;
position: relative;
z-index: 0;
margin: 0;
}
#mytabs li.selected a {
z-index: 3;
}
#mytabs .new a {
color: #ba0000;
}
#mytabs li a:hover {
z-index: 3;
text-decoration: none;
}
#mytabs h5 {
display: none;
}
#mytabs li.istalk {
margin-right: 0;
}
#mytabs li.istalk a {
padding-right: 0.5em;
}
#mytabs #mytabs-ca-addsection a {
padding-left: 0.4em;
padding-right: 0.4em;
}
/* offsets to distinguish the tab groups */
li#mytabs-ca-talk {
margin-right: 1.6em;
}
li#mytabs-ca-watch, li#mytabs-ca-unwatch, li#mytabs-ca-varlang-0, li#mytabs-ca-print {
margin-left: 1.6em;
}

#pt-time span {
color: #A2A2A2;
font-size: 11px;
text-transform: uppercase;
position: absolute;
top: 1.9em;
right: 2.2em;
}

Template:whatsnew

Einstein runner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:46:37 GMT

Einstein runner: Is that why? There it goes!

<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0px 0;">[[Image:sbemail189.png|200px]]</div></div>
[[Image:Sloshybowl.png|200px|right]]


====February 4, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemail189.html}}

====February 3, 2008====
*{{u|misc}} [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Sloshybowl]] {{watch|sloshybowl.html}}

====January 31, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: big ol' trogdor plush
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: gel-arshie
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[the movies]]

====January 29, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Senor Cardgage and Homsar sale]]

====January 28, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[fan club]] {{watch|sbemail188.html}}
*{{u|misc}} [[Downloads]]: Poopsmith [[Wallpaper]]

====January 21, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[winter pool]] {{watch|sbemail187.html}}

</div>
<noinclude>
[[Category:Navigation Templates]]
</noinclude>

Template:whatsnew

Einstein runner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:45:52 GMT

Einstein runner: undid revision 541387; Hm...somehow, it screwed up. Oh well.

<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0px 0;">[[Image:Sloshybowl.png|200px]]</div></div>
[[Image:sbemail189.png|200px|right]]


====February 4, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemail189.html}}

====February 3, 2008====
*{{u|misc}} [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Sloshybowl]] {{watch|sloshybowl.html}}

====January 31, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: big ol' trogdor plush
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: gel-arshie
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[the movies]]

====January 29, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Senor Cardgage and Homsar sale]]

====January 28, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[fan club]] {{watch|sbemail188.html}}
*{{u|misc}} [[Downloads]]: Poopsmith [[Wallpaper]]

====January 21, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[winter pool]] {{watch|sbemail187.html}}

</div>
<noinclude>
[[Category:Navigation Templates]]
</noinclude>

Template:whatsnew

Einstein runner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:44:48 GMT

Einstein runner: They should be in this order.

<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0px 0;">[[Image:sbemail189.png|200px|right]]</div></div>
[[Image:Sloshybowl.png|200px]]



====February 4, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[pet show]] {{watch|sbemail189.html}}

====February 3, 2008====
*{{u|misc}} [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Sloshybowl]] {{watch|sloshybowl.html}}

====January 31, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: big ol' trogdor plush
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: gel-arshie
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[the movies]]

====January 29, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Senor Cardgage and Homsar sale]]

====January 28, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[fan club]] {{watch|sbemail188.html}}
*{{u|misc}} [[Downloads]]: Poopsmith [[Wallpaper]]

====January 21, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[winter pool]] {{watch|sbemail187.html}}

</div>
<noinclude>
[[Category:Navigation Templates]]
</noinclude>

pizzaz

Einstein runner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:48:58 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Easter Eggs */ There is an article.

{{sbenav|113}}
[[Image:pizzaz.png|thumb|"Minty gargle."]]

Ryan N. asks Strong Bad what the secret to his "pizzaz" is. Strong Bad does a journalism interview with himself on his "[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]"  to find out.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Duplicate Characters|Strong Bad]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Biscuit Dough Hands Man}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad's Buffalo Style Ranch (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 13, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:19

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "strongbad" while singing}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... ''{He types "_email.exe".}'' Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! ''{He brings up the email and reads it.}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I'd like to know...what is the secret 
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool? 
 
peace out dawg foo gangsta yo 
Ryan N.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... ''{typing}'' Did you just call me a dog food gangsta? What is that supposed to mean? ''{in an Olde English typeface}'' Ought I to be offended? ''{clears screen}'' Anyways... ''{typing}'' The secret to my pizzaz/ ''{says the word "slash"}'' why am I so cool? ''{spoken only}'' Hey, ''{typed and spoken}'' good questions Ryguy, let's ask me!!

''{music starts and a newspaper background appears}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:

''{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at his toughest interviewee yet...

''{a crosshair appears and moves around the screen revealing the scene underneath it before centering on Strong Bad's head and flashing "LOCKED ON!!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...HIMSLEF! ''{echoes ridiculously}'' Eh...I mean...himself.

''{The scene changes to Strong Bad's interview stage with the lights dimmed; Strong Bad is talking to someone off-screen with his microphone turned off. The lights fade up and Strong Bad turns toward the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...

'''AUDIENCE:''' Get to tha point!

''{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome, Strong Bad.

''{The camera switches to the rear of Strong Bad to reveal another Strong Bad, this one dressed in a sailor's cap with a corncob pipe, hereafter referred to as "CAPTAIN STRONG BAD" for clarity's sake; aside from the hat and pipe, he's a carbon copy of Strong Bad}''

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Strong Bad.

''{The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... You're dressed like a ship's captain. Whuh... Um... Why are you dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' I thought that I heard that it was... ''{looks around}'' ...the latest style.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Absolutely not the case. So... You're still dressed like a ship's captain. Why is that?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'm telling you, I either saw or read or ''{quickly under his breath}'' hearditfromTheCheat that it's the latest style!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you say. This "The Cheat" you mentioned... ''{speaking with slight hint of withheld laughter}'' is he also dressed like a ship's captain?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, no way. The Cheat's too cool for that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But you don't seem to have that problem.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' What... No, wait, you turned it all around on me! I'm cool! I have pizzaz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-huh. And a corncob pipe.

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! This interview is OVERRRR!

''{Strong Bad sticks his face in the screen and shakes his fists as the picture fuzzes out.}''

''{Cue an old-cartoon-style picture of The Cheat next to a pulled power plug with the text "Hang In There" and "Technical Difficulties."}''

''{After a little while, newspaper background and music returns with a picture of Captain Strong Bad's angry outburst.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So after many fives of dollars and saying "Come oooonnnnnn!" a lot, I got Strong Bad to agree to a second interview, this time on his buffalo-style ranch in Strong Badia.

''{Switch to image of Strong Badia with Strong Bad and Captain Strong Bad behind the fence, which zooms to fill the screen and then cranes in on the two Strong Bads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... What's the secret to your pizzaz?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Well, for starters, you've gotta have the three G's. Gumption, uh... Gum, like, chew gum, and, um... Gar........gle. Minty gargle.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Minty...gargle. ''{Captain Strong Bad nods.}''

''{The camera switches to behind the fence, showing that it is far too tall for Strong Bad's head to come above it normally, and that they are both actually hanging from the fence by their arms}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is that really all you got?

'''CAPTAIN STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... Yeah, pretty much.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{He makes "la-de-da-de-da" Cheat noises as he comes on-screen and the camera moves back to the front of the fence.}''

'''BOTH STRONG BADS:''' Hey, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat looks at one, then the other, then the other, faster and faster until finally his head explodes.}''

''{The scene shifts back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, I never really got a straight answer outta me, RyGuy. But if you wanna be cool and have pizzas like me, it looks like the secret has a lot to do with fresh breath apparently. Okay, before I go, I'd like to give a shout out to all my Dogfood Gangstas. Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. ''{speaking}'' Colors. ''{typing}'' Here goes The Strong Baaaaad. ''{gets up from the stool and continues off-screen}'' Oh, here goes The Strong Baaaaad!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:The Strong Bad A Chimendez.png|thumb|In colors!]]
*Click on "secret" at the end of the email to see a sneak peek of Strong Bad's next show.
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum... Watch as Strong Bad levels the business end of his 12-gauge journalism bazooka squarely at: [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]!
*Click on "Dogfood Gangstas" at the end of the email to see a [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style graffiti image of Strong Bad as a Dogfood Gangsta.
*Also click on "The Strong Baaaaad" to get a preview of Strong Bad's old-western-style TV show "The Strong Bad" (In Colors!), created by [[A. Chimendez]].
:''{Cut to a wooden gate with a sign reading "Buffalo-Style Ranch."}''
:'''SINGER:''' Here comes the Strong Bad! Here comes the Strong Bad! Yeeha!
:''{The words "The Strong Bad in Colors! Created by A. Chimendez" appear. A bullet hole is shot through the words.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*To saw off the barrel of a shotgun is a technique to make it more effective at extreme close quarters.

===Trivia===
*The words that scroll across the screen in the intro for the talk show read "MICROPHONES," "TALKING," "2 PEOPLE," "A GLOBE," and "A PLANT."
*When the Strong Bad in the sailor outfit knocks over the chair in the interview room, [[The Geddup Noise]] is heard.
*According to the DVD commentary, RyGuy is the [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Additionally, it is his email address.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Sb pizazz hat.PNG|thumb|Slide n' Slide time!]]
*"Pizzaz" is spelled incorrectly. The correct [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pizzazz spellings] are "pizzazz" and "pizazz".
*Biscuit Dough Hands Man is the initial suspect for Strong Bad's crimes in "[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]", created by [[Bubs]] drawing [[The King of Town]]'s description of Strong Bad. So technically, one could say Strong Bad will be interviewing himself again.
*The two Strong Bads are the first instance of [[duplicate characters]].
*Bazookas (or rocket launchers of any type) do not come in a "gauge" as described in the Biscuit Dough Hands Man Easter egg. "Gauge" can refer to shotguns, where it is an indirect measurement of the barrel based upon how many balls of buckshot could be made out of a pound of iron for that shotgun. The larger the barrel, the smaller the gauge, as each individual ball of buckshot had to be bigger. (Nowadays the process for making buckshot is different, but the measurement continues to be used.) A rocket launcher's ammunition would be described in how long or wide it's rocket is, such as a "40mm rocket".
*When Captain Strong Bad turns his head during the first part of the interview, his hat seems to slide across the top of his head from side to side.

===Goofs===
*Ship's Captain Strong Bad's right arm is missing during most of the first interview, making his hand float somehow.
**It re-appears when Ship's Captain Strong Bad shouts "This interview is over."
===Inside References===
*The background at the Buffalo-Style Ranch is from "[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]".
*"The Strong Bad" (In Colors!) was created by [[A. Chimendez]], who also writes the episodes of [[Cheat Commandos]].
*The phrase "Neva Die" was said by Homestar Runner in "[[car]]." The gangsta font is also used in [[car]], on Strong Bad's boxing glove.
*The background in the beginning of The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum is the same as the background in the beginning of "[[Senor Mortgage]]."
*The cartoon image of The Cheat pulling out a power plug is a reference to The Cheat's first appearance in "[[Original Book|The Strongest Man in the World]]."
*This is another instance of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*The font used for "Get to tha point" is similar to, if not the same as, the font used for Strong Bad's graffiti "Job" in "[[A Jorb Well Done]]."
*The plant on Strong Bad's show is [[Credenza]] the ficus from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on his own show.
*Strong Bad mentions [[pizza]]s.

===Real-World References===
*The interview program may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tim Russert|Tim Russert]]'s [[Wikipedia:Meet the Press|''Meet the Press'']] on which Russert often tries to be tough about unimportant topics ("So...you're still dressed as a ship's captain"). Russert also makes frequent references to his hometown of [[Wikipedia:Buffalo, New York|Buffalo]], while Strong Bad makes numerous references to such in this email with the phrase "Buffalo-style."
*"This interview is OVER!" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Professional wrestling|Pro Wrestling]] Manager J.J. Dillon, who managed [[Wikipedia:Ric Flair|Ric Flair]] in the early '80s in Georgia (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). He would end every interview with the same comment.
*The gunshot sound at the end of the Easter egg (and the style of the hole being blasted from the "The Strong Bad" logo) is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES game]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope|Super Scope 6]]''—and is the sound used in all the [[Wikipedia:Lazer Blazer|''Lazer Blazer'']] games when a shot is fired.
*Strong Bad dressing up as a captain for an interview is similar to an episode of [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] in which Jerry is forced to wear a pirate shirt for an interview and is asked why he is wearing it by his interviewer several times.
*The Three [[G]]'s, also known as "GGG," will be familiar to any [[Wikipedia:Dan Savage|Dan Savage]] (''[[Wikipedia:Savage Love|Savage Love]]'') reader. It refers to being Good, Giving and Game in an intimate relationship.
*The concept for the fictitious TV show ''The Strong Bad'' is based on ''[[Wikipedia:Bonanza|Bonanza]]'', the first regularly broadcast American television program to be filmed in color. In particular, the "Here Comes the Strong Bad" theme shares many traits with Bonanza's: a rising major triad, with the first tone repeated several times with rhythmic values less than a beat, followed by the other two tones, each taking up a full beat.
*"Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. Colors." is a reference to the song "Colors" by rapper [[Wikipedia:Ice T|Ice T]]. Specifically, the line "The gangs of L.A. will never die, just multiply, colors".

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad puts on the ship's captain hat again in [[modeling]].
*The "Technical Difficulties" screen from this email later donates its format and style to the "Pardon Our Problems" screen in [[Fall Float Parade]].
*Biscuit Dough Hands Man will again be the never-seen subject of the next episode in the email [[myths & legends]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Here's the rare occasion where ''Mike'' went out of town and I had to finish an email.

'''MIKE:''' That's true. I was in San Francisco and Matt did pretty much the whole thing by himself. Good job, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Thanks. Did it come out okay?

'''MIKE:''' It did.

'''MATT:''' I think—

'''MIKE:''' It's the— it's always a good treat when that happens because then I get to watch the email on Monday morning.

'''MATT:''' Fresh.

'''MIKE:''' Fresh and not really knowing what happens.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' So it was good.

''{pause until Strong Bad types, "Ought I to be offended?"}''

'''MIKE:''' That's—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He's got dynamic like, tone sensors on his keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah that knows—

'''MATT:''' That can tell when he gets quieter and when he's getting formal. 'Cause I think it does the same thing when he says the, uh, "and Trogdor smote the Kerrek."

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' And turns into that fancy font.

'''MIKE:''' That script font.

'''MATT:''' ''{in reference to the Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum title screen}'' Talking, a globe, a plant, two people.

''{scene cuts to interview}''

'''MIKE:''' I think that's the same newspaper background from the, uh, Senor Cardgage. The thin in.

'''MATT:''' I think you can read some phone numbers on that. We should probably do something about that. ''{laughs}''

''{pause until after Strong Bad says "Get to tha point"}''

'''MATT:''' That background is, uh, almost as good as if not better than [[the show]] background as being uh— looking like an old Joe Franklin set or something.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah like, uh, Fernwood 2Nite or something. Some '70s talk show. Is that— is that plant—

'''MATT:''' Credenza?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Credenza?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That's Credenza.

'''MIKE:''' Umm... we just saw a guy in the parking lot of our office dressed as ship's captain this morning.

'''MATT:''' A pail of water—

'''MIKE:''' He had a bucket full of water dumping it in the parking lot and he was wearing a ship's captain hat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He had pizzaz.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' He definitely did.

'''MATT:''' Umm so Strong Bad really lays it to himself. Really gives himself the business. With a third d—

'''MIKE:''' As only Strong Bad could.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. He doesn't react very well. You think he could— he could take it.

'''MIKE:''' He just quits. This is a great song. This is a great song! ''{starts singing}'' I'll sing it ''{continues singing and snaps his fingers}''

'''MATT:''' ''{makes a the Cheat noise at the end of the song like "meh"}''

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

''{short pause. Start again when Strong Bad says "come on."}''

'''MIKE:''' Let me— let me see.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Microphone I think is one of the words.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think there's any thing legible.

'''MATT:''' Water. Water Views. Uhhh—

'''MIKE:''' Oh! Look at that camera move!

'''MATT:''' Yeah thanks.

'''MIKE:''' Solid!

'''MATT:''' Cinematic.

'''MIKE:''' Little dolly action.

'''MATT:''' I did go to film school!

''{both laugh, then sigh}''

'''MATT:''' Uhh..

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' So I don't even think— I think I already started animating this scene and then realized that, "Wow! You know what they have to either be standing on something or hanging from the fence." So I had 'em hanging from the fence.

'''MIKE:''' That was good.

'''MATT:''' Umm... uh oh.

'''BOTH:''' Here it comes again!

''{The Cheat's head explodes}''

'''MATT:''' That's gotta hurt. That happens—

'''MIKE:''' That happens several times. RyGuy is, uh, the nickname of our friend Ryan.

'''MATT:''' That's what we call him.

'''MIKE:''' Or— Well... I was gonna say something but it was a curse word. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Mike, don't tell— we don't know any curse words!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Shut up! That's like that rap song, Colors by Ice-T. "The gangs in LA will never die, just multiply. Colors."

===Fun Facts===
*"[[imdb:tt0075505|Fernwood 2Nite]]" was a TV talk-show parody aired in the late 1970s. It was a spin off of the soap opera parody "[[imdb:tt0074021|Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman]]."
*[[Wikipedia:Joe Franklin|Joe Franklin]] is a radio and television personality who hosted one of the first television talk-shows.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|113|826}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Advertisements]]

Nondescript Nouns

Einstein runner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:37:04 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Appearances */ It's on the page...

[[Image:That Paintball Place Down the Street.png|thumb|The "That Paintball Place Down the Street" Scorecard.]]
'''Nondescript Nouns''' are simply generic [[Wikipedia:noun|nouns]] used where either a proper noun or a more specific common noun is expected. This has occurred numerous times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Where My Hat is At?]] — [[Homestar Runner]] prepares for the "Big Game".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Homestar says that he represents "Distinguished Businessman".
**This line appears again in [[An Open Forum]].
*Email [[dullard]] — During the demonstration for "Method 3", Homestar tries to discuss last night's episode of "Popular Reality Show" with Strong Bad.
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] sends postcards from such [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|locations]] as "That Clock" and historic "Over There".
*Email [[comic]] — Strong Bad creates [[Teen Girl Squad]], giving the main characters the nondescript names [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]].
*Email [[english paper]] — In an Easter egg we see a parody of eBay called [[Some Type of Online Auction]].
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Homestar orders red, blue, and orange drinks. He and the viewers also never find out for sure what Strong Bad and the others were pretending was the "thing in a bag".
*Email [[anything]] — The postcard for Fish Lake states that it's "Home of this fish". Additionally, Homestar gives Marzipan "Really Slow Old People Music", "Pretty Slow Old People Music", and "Very Slow Old People Music".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] — So and So carries a "Subject" textbook. Cheerleader asks [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]] out.
*Email [[different town]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says "I'm gonna go... Place." Then, in an Easter egg, you can see a postcard from [[Place]].
*Email [[crying]] — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says he has "a food...in the oven."
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] — Coach Z plays with a figurine named "[[Reinforcements]]".
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad's calendar has "A Month" written on the top. Homestar brags about his frag count in "Online Gaming".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — Strong Bad, under the alias "Bob Statesman", claims to be running for the office of "Elected Official".
*Email [[montage]] — Strong Bad announces one of his guests will be "Some Guy from the Zoo".
*Email [[origins]] — The book ''Ewww, Claire!! Why???'' has won "Some Award".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — One of the game's [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|bosses]] is called "An Ice Machine".
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — Homestar tries to persuade Strong Bad to go to "Beach Themed Restaurant".
*Email [[modeling]] — There is a map which shows the locations of "Place" and "Land".
*[[Puppets on the Road]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says that a regular stand has "a food" for sale.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad suggests someone wear "like five or six... more clothes...."
*[[Exaggerations]] — The picture that cycled through various puns in the original [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] simply reads "a joke" in the Exaggerations.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So is forced to take a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] accuse themselves of being [[The Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, and try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[the chair]] — After Strong Bad and Strong Sad each get hurt while trying out [[Le Restige]] and the [[Styleron Ecochair]], each exclaims, "I can't feel my parts."
*Email [[looking old]] — [[Bubs]] sells "iTems".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — An announcer on the television announces the upcoming "Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song." Strong Bad acts as though he knows exactly which little girl is singing.
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — [[Gunhaver]] salutes a flag marked "The Flag".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] — Boy 1 and Boy 2 are talking about "band name".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Bad uses a robotic voice and claims to be "Nadine Automated Menu Burger" calling from "Trusted Financial Institution".
*[[Drive-Thru]] — The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] describes the week's toy as "brown". When this upsets [[The Cheat]], Strong Bad exclaims that they must be out of "blue ones". Later, in an Easter egg, Strong Bad asks for a "blue one" for The Cheat.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]] says, "Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff."
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] — the inside of the case lists "stuff, things, and more!" as bonus features.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — One of the places that Strong Bad calls out the name of is called "That Paintball Place Down the Street".
*Email [[hygiene]] — A pennant on the wall during the hygiene video reads "A sport!".
*[[Rap Song]] — Coach Z and [[Peacey P]] sing "Rap Song".
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — [[The Announcer]] hosts an interview in "historic empty high school [[gymnasium]]".
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad's fake book is decorated with "Some Award". Its summary is "A real book that exists," and it is allegedly printed by the "Actual Publishing Company".
*[[Trogday 08]] — Strong Bad holds a book titled ''Things I'm About to Say''.
*[[Sloshybowl]] — [[sloshy]] performs as the halftime show for American Football Championship Game.

==See Also==
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Integral Article]]
*[[Secret Song]]
*[[Type]]
*[[TV Shows]]
*[[Circles]]
*[[Not X]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

dullard

Einstein runner — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:26:19 GMT

Einstein runner: /* Goofs */ Don't need it twice.

{{sbenav|37}}

[[Image:sbemail37.PNG|thumb|right|"Yeah, I'm still here."]]

{{aboutemail}} {{for|comic strip|Dullard}}

Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Office]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]], [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 22, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:15

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400: Still Broken.

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails...

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Strong Bad, 
How do I deal with the office dullard? 
Jason</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' {typing} I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods.

''{The words "Method 1" appear on the screen, as per following methods}''

=== Method 1 ===

''{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...?

''{Strong Bad quickly reaches out to his phone and pretends to have been speaking into it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes... Uh, so no, I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning... ''{He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.}'' I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man. ''{Homestar mouths "Ohhhh..." in his usual Homestarlike fashion, and walks away, leaving Strong Bad to resume his "phone call"}'' Right... Yes... Multi-tasking...

=== Method 2 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Once I finish my second run, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something, and then I head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Psssh! ''{Strong Bad flips Homestar off...sort of. He gives him the "Single Deuce," complete with sound effect. Homestar looks surprised, only for a moment.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah... So, how much can you bench?

=== Method 3 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, did you catch last night's episode of Popular Reality Show? Yeah? No? You missed a good one, man, you missed a good one! They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you shoulda watched it. You definitely shoulda watched it. ''{enunciates each syllable for emphasis}'' Should-a watched it. I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, ''I'm'' going ta be talkin' about this one for a while... ''{Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away. Homestar Runner turns his head toward Strong Bad's direction.}'' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... ''{pauses}'' Cool...

=== Method 4 ===

''{Homestar is talking. Strong Bad is ignoring him, adding "yeah" occasionally under Homestar's dialogue}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So the next thing I know...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Fredrickson from accounting comes up to me, puts this...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeaah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...thing on my desk, I'm like, "Hey man, the mailroom is...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ..."that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo, like...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeaaah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...to everybody.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... ''{Homestar Runner stops talking and glares at Strong Bad. Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.}'' yeah... mmhmm...

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Jason. One of those ways should work. Though it couldn't hurt to steal his lunch from the break room fridge everyday. ''{stops typing}'' Mmmmm... Hot Pockets.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Dullard comic.png|thumb|It's five!]]
*You can click on the comic in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a close-up of it.
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{giving Dullard a piece of paper}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE. 
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
::'''DULLARD:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to co-worker}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE. 
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
::'''CO-WORKER:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to woman}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE. 
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
::'''WOMAN:''' ''{giving the piece of paper to comb-over man}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE. 
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' ''{dropping the piece of paper on bald man's desk}'' I NEED THIS ON MY DESK BY FIVE. 
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
::'''ANIMAL WEARING TIE:''' IT'S FIVE.

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*This is the first time we actually see Strong Bad "typing" with boxing gloves on; however, he seems to be doing little besides hitting the keyboard. Then again, he can also type by hitting the keyboard with his [[sisters|head]] and his [[funny|foot]], so doing it with his hands shouldn't be a problem.
*After Strong Bad returns his right hand to the keyboard from the [[Double Deuce|Single Deuce]], it remains motionless while his left hand continues "typing".
*When Strong Bad gets out of his chair it makes [[The Geddup Noise]], when the chair is a chair with wheels.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad incorrectly types "every day" as "everyday" at the very end of the email.
*When Strong Bad gets up before he turns around, his wrestling mask is cut off at the right.
*At the end of method 4, Strong Bad's mouth goes out of synch with his lines.

===Glitches===
*During Method 4, Homestar's eyelids come down once he realizes Strong Bad isn't really listening to him. When his eyes blink (like they always do every 4 seconds or so), there is a glitch where part of his gray outline is intruded on by white.
**This also happens whenever Homestar squints.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a type of microwaveable meal manufactured by [[Wikipedia:Nestlé|Nestlé]] that consist primarily of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust.
*The [[Dullard]] comic is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Dilbert|Dilbert,]] a popular comic strip about office life written by [[Wikipedia:Scott Adams|Scott Adams]].
**The name of the cartoonist, [[Levert Burtmore]], is a reference to American actor [[Wikipedia:LeVar Burton|LeVar Burton]].

===Fast Forward===
*Dullard comics continue to appear from time to time as Easter eggs. See [[Dullard]] for a full list.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features not only the comic strip featured on the site, but a new one for each of the methods as well. These can all be viewed by using the angle button on your DVD remote.
===Comic #2 ===
[[Image:dullard dvd 2.png|thumb|right|220px|Yer job sucks.]]
'''PANEL ONE:''' 
''{Dullard is typing on his computer.}'' 
'''PANEL TWO:''' 
'''COMPUTER:''' BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME! 
'''PANEL THREE:''' 
''{An irritated Dullard continues typing on his computer.}'' 
'''PANEL FOUR:''' 
'''TAKE-OUT GUY:''' TAKE OUT GUY! 
'''DULLARD:''' MONEY'S ON THE FAX MACHINE. 
'''PANEL FIVE:''' 
'''COMPUTER:''' SUPER SYSTEM CRASH! 
'''PANEL SIX:''' 
''{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}'' 
'''TAKE-OUT GUY:''' YER JOB SUCKS. 
'''COMPUTER:''' TELL HIM ABOUT IT.

===Comic #3===
[[Image:dullard dvd 3.png|thumb|right|220px|You're a suck up.]]
'''PANEL ONE:''' 
''{The boss is pointing to a picture of a pie chart.}'' 
'''BOSS:''' AND THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS AWESOME. 
'''PANEL TWO:''' 
'''DULLARD:''' I HATE OUR BOSS. HE CAN BOSS-OFF I SAY! 
'''PANEL THREE:''' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' OOH! I'M TELLIN'. 
'''PANEL FOUR:''' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' HEY BOSSYFACE, DULLARD HERE WAS JUST SAYIN.. 
'''PANEL FIVE:''' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' ...HOW YOU'RE THE BEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE WHIRLED. 
'''PANEL SIX:''' 
'''BOSS:''' YOU'RE A SUCK UP. 

===Comic #4===
[[Image:dullard dvd 4.png|thumb|right|220px|...then we made out on her desk.]]
'''PANEL ONE:''' 
'''WOMAN:''' THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HATE DULLARD. 
'''PANEL TWO:''' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' NOT ME. HE'S A GOOD VIDEO GOLF PARTNER. 
'''PANEL THREE:''' 
'''WOMAN:''' YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. HONESTLY. 
'''PANEL FOUR:''' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' WELL I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BAG. 
'''PANEL FIVE:''' 
'''WOMAN:''' HMPH! 
'''PANEL SIX:''' 
''{Dullard is playing video golf.}'' 
'''CO-WORKER:''' ...THEN WE MADE OUT ON HER DESK. 
'''

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail37.html|watch "dullard"]]
*[[HR:sbemail37.swf|view the Flash file for "dullard"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

User:Einstein runner/sig

Einstein runner — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:27:46 GMT

Einstein runner: For some reason, AhnbergHand doesn't work any more.

—[[User:Einstein runner|<tt>Einstein</tt> runner]] ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/thorax.png][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/file_icon.gif][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Emailuser/Einstein_runner http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif])<noinclude>

[[Image:sigbox.png]]

Don't plague me about the size. It fits. Barely.
</noinclude>

Talk:fan club

Einstein runner — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:13:35 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/Gardenias?

==Self-referential?==
The talk about SBEmail fan fiction, should we include a link to [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org Fanstuff] in this article? And who do we crown the president of [[The Deleteheads]]? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:53, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

== Van Mundegaard ==

Okay, I can't remember how to spell it or when he was last referred to, so I don't know where to link, but it looks to me as though the Deleteheads membership card is signed by Van Mundegaard. And why do I get this weird feeling of Strong Bad insulting me for asking such a question after today's email? :p --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:42, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
: Ah, [[2 years|found it]]. It's "Mundegaard'''e'''". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:43, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

==12-times man==
Should 12-times man have his own article? The Thnikkaman has one. {{User:Don't say jorb 101/sig}}
:If he makes a second appearance, maybe. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

== Gron Sad's eyes ==

when strong sad is presiding over his meeting, his eyes seem farther apart than usual. does anyone else see that?
--[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 18:23, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

yeah. --Alex H.

== Coupla things ==

First, and this is very annoying, but I can't see Homsar. I see Senor Cardgage talking to a gym bag or something. Is Homsar an Easter Egg?

Also, in Real-Life references, I'm pretty sure "Deleteheads" is a reference to Rush Limbaugh's "Dittoheads."

Finally, this was a great sbemail! One of my favorites in a while. - l'anglais

Actually, I thought "Deleteheads" was a play on the word "Deleted", especially the way SB says it.--[[User:Bobsmith84|Bobsmith84]] 19:49, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

When I saw it I thought of The Grateful Dead's Deadheads[[User:Hooray4Trogdor95|Hooray4Trogdor95]] 20:58, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
----
OK, just watched again, now I get Homsar and no Senor Cardgage. They appear to alternate when I watch them. Kind of weird ...

For what it's worth: the notebook in front of Strong Sad reads:
Meeting

1) Pledge
2) Hosting
3) Fhqwhfest
4) Blinkg (or perhaps Blinky) Fun
- l'anglais

== Gardenias? ==

Cardgage (man, so cool!) says something pronounced care-a-GEEN-an. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:13, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

User:Einstein runner/userboxes

Einstein runner — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:20:40 GMT

Einstein runner: Too small for me.

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF0000|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF| code=NAGLC| msg=This user is a member of the [[User:Dacheatbot#National Association of Geeks with Lab Coats|'''N'''ational '''A'''ssociation of '''G'''eeks with '''L'''ab '''C'''oats]]}}
{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Einstein runner|Wikipedia]]'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#A9A9A9|code=TMBW| msg=This user is also on '''[http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/User:Einstein_runner This Might Be A Wiki]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Einstein_runner Uncyclopedia]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=NWN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://www.nwnwiki.org/User:Nebril_Engeve'fer NWN Wiki]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#0099FF|mainbkgd=#CCDDFF|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FRM|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[http://forum.hrwiki.org/ Wiki Forum]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns all of the '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]s'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie strong bad|Strong Bad hoodie]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFE600|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|37px]]|msg=This user '''''PROUDLY''''' uses a '''[[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Mac]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SH|msg=This user wears '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}
{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#1D95CF|mainbkgd=#AED9EE|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|45px]]|msg=If you want it to be possessive, it's just '''I-T-S''', but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's '''I-T-apostrophe-S'''. '''[[local news|Scalawag]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Doppelgangers.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[alternate universe]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]]|msg=This user has beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]]|msg=One of this user's favorite characters is '''[[Homestar Runner]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=One of this user's favorite characters is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Googleicon.png|53px]] | msg=This user found the wiki from a '''[[Google:|Google]]''' search.}}
{{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightsteelblue|codebkgd=lightgray|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:California_state_flag.png|47px]]|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:California|California]]'''.}}
|}

User:Einstein runner/userboxes

Einstein runner — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:19:39 GMT

Einstein runner: Update

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF0000|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF| code=NAGLC| msg=This user is a member of the [[User:Dacheatbot#National Association of Geeks with Lab Coats|'''N'''ational '''A'''ssociation of '''G'''eeks with '''L'''ab '''C'''oats]]}}
{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Einstein runner|Wikipedia]]'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#A9A9A9|code=TMBW| msg=This user is also on '''[http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/User:Einstein_runner This Might Be A Wiki]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Einstein_runner Uncyclopedia]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=NWN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://www.nwnwiki.org/User:Nebril_Engeve'fer NWN Wiki]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#0099FF|mainbkgd=#CCDDFF|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FRM|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[http://forum.hrwiki.org/ Wiki Forum]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns all of the '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]s'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_homestar|Homestar Runner hoodie]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad hoodie.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie strong bad|Strong Bad hoodie]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFE600|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|37px]]|msg=This user '''''PROUDLY''''' uses a '''[[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Mac]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SH|msg=This user wears '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}
{{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#1D95CF|mainbkgd=#AED9EE|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|45px]]|msg=If you want it to be possessive, it's just '''I-T-S''', but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's '''I-T-apostrophe-S'''. '''[[local news|Scalawag]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Doppelgangers.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[alternate universe]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]]|msg=This user has beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]]|msg=One of this user's favorite characters is '''[[Homestar Runner]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=One of this user's favorite characters is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#008000 | mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Googleicon.png|53px]] | msg=This user found the wiki from a '''[[Google:|Google]]''' search.}}
{{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightsteelblue|codebkgd=lightgray|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:California_state_flag.png|47px]]|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:California|California]]'''.}}
|}

Talk:garage sale

Einstein runner — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Einstein runner: /**/Inflation

==Someone deleted the transkript==
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 09:05, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
: Yes. They did. You DID know that it's revertable, right? But man, people are sleeping on the job today. Wait a sec while I ban him. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 09:06, 11 May 2005 (UTC)

::djm1791, instead of yelling about it, revert it and put him on the [[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WikiTroll]] list. This happens all the time. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:::ok --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 06:16, 12 May 2005 (UTC) :-)

==Coach Z On The Nest?==
Is Coach Z really a mother? He was after all buying things for babies, but other than that, I see no evidence leading me to believe this. Does anyone else have anything? -- [[User:Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] 11:42, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
* Coach Z is just getting increasingly weird. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 13:13, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
* I seriously hope that'll never get mentioned again! Except if the baby turns out to be a bag of flour or whatever. ("No, my baby isn't an inanimate object. Yes, this phone is plugged in.") [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 18:32, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
* Well, as far as evidence goes, he says he's a mother in the easter egg. Perhaps he keeps the baby in a locker or something? I'm sure TBC will pick up this story line in future e-mails though... -[[User:DMurphy|DMurphy]] 21:32, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
* well in the e-mail just before coach z waz actin weard and strong bad comented "whats rong with you?!?" posibly a conection? --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 07:12, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
* I think it's just going to be a one-time joke about Coach Z being weird. --[[User:Ogog|Ogog]]
*It better be, Coach Z is getting pretty close to "Jumping the shark"- Alice
* I thought Coach Z was a dude. He's probably been drining mouthworsh again. - Chanson des 60s
** Coach Z is far from jumping the shark. He keeps on getting better! -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 23:53, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
* Maybe Coach Z is a kangaroo with a baby in his pouch! Have you seen his feet!? He a KangarooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoEoerorb! - Coach Z-I man Arlex Orch. (Alex H.)
** But if Coach Z really is a mother then whose children is he a mother of? [[User:Cyberdemon|Cyberdemon]] 9:25 am, 28 September 2006
:Note the conversation is almost a year and a half old. I don't think he's the mother of anyone. The gag has never been revisited. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
:: Uhh how were you able to reply a day before i posted that? Do you have a time machine? Well I'll be willing to buy it for a.. money... [[User:Cyberdemon|Cyberdemon]] 8:28 am, 29 September 2006
***I don't know whose kids, but Musichan has some...ideas... - Alex H.

==Whose Garage Sale Is It Anyway?==
May I ask whose garage sale this is, Marzipan's or Strong Bad's? --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 11:57, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
* Well, we see Strong Bad selling to Bubs, and Marzipan thinking about buying her answering machine, so it looks like Strong Bad's sale to me. Of stolen items sold back for inflated prices. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 13:13, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
*The can of peas was on sale for $99, in Strong Bad email 99 ([[different town]]) the KoT was buried in a box of peas. Anyone else think this is a referance?
** The price of every item corresponds to the number of the sbemail in which it first appeared. -- Yo, Anony! Why don't you post comments to talk pages without revealing your own identityyyy!?
***Look who's talking. [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]
****YA BUT EVERY WERE IT SAYS ITS MARZI'S SAIL --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 10:32, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*****Where does it say anything about a sail belonging to Marzipan? --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 10:51, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
::::Except that it doesn't. No where does it say that Marzipan is running this ''sale''. She's just browsing, not running. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''
* Well i think its quite obvious it is Strong Bad's sale, he set it up to "get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them"

I see why your confused. Well, these items may belong to other people, but this is a scam Strong Bad is doing. He's stealing items from people so he can sell it back to them and get money. So, it's still his garage sale, he's just taking items from others, because he's Strong Bad, and Strong Bad is quite a cheater. :D
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]

==Change Request==
umm someone should change this...
(under trivia, continues to remarks)
* While debatable, this also might raise the possibility of Senor Cardgage being a '''permamanent''' character.
also on remarks. duplication and spelling - almost more than 2 problems!
==Homsar's Cover?==
Also, anyone else notice the hat on "the haggler" caption is homsar's? --Johnoboy
*No, it isn't. But I was expecting someone to say so. Homsar's hat is yellow - "The Haggler"'s hat is brown. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 21:04, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
**Yes, but it is clearly the same shape. I highly doubt that can be considered a coincidence. -[[User:DMurphy|DMurphy]] 02:28, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
***Homsar is hardly a haggler. They were probably just reusing the shape: they do that all the time. -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 11:19, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

== Bub? ==

Someone had better check the spelling of Bubs' Concession Stand (below, under Fun Facts). It doesn't let me change it - but it makes me so mad!

Teplotaxl: May 2, 2005

:Why doesn't it let you change it? Obviously you haven't been blocked, and the page is not protected. You should be able to change it. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

== Gar(bage/baaj/bledina) ==

Enough, people. Let's settle this once and for all. What should it be? Gar-bage, or Gar-baaj? [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 12:45, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

: Making up a fake spelling doesn't make unusual vowels any clearer. Writing "baaj" doesn't clearly indicate /bɑʒ/, any more clearly than /bædʒ/ or any of a number of other possible pronunciations. The only way to indicate the pronunciation clearly is by describing it: hence "to rhyme with ''garage''"; and underlining or italics can indicate stress on the last syllable. And if a fake spelling doesn't add anything, why use it? [[User:24.193.240.181|24.193.240.181]] 17:58, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:Well ... "garbaaj" doesn't do it for me, either. Maybe "garbahge" or "garbahj"? I think "gar-''bage''" is just fine though. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 18:26, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

::I think using the [[Wikipedia:IPA in Unicode|IPA]] might be our best bet. See [[Wikipedia:IPA chart for English|this chart]] to determine what to use.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:11, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:::So garb<span class="IPA" style="white-space: nowrap; font-family:Doulos SIL, Code2000, Chrysanthi Unicode, Gentium, GentiumAlt, TITUS Cyberbit Basic, Bitstream Cyberbit, Bitstream Vera, Arial Unicode MS, Lucida Sans Unicode; font-family /**/:inherit;">ɑʒ is more meaningful than "gar-''bage''"? I dunno about that. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 20:58, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:::To display that IPA character I had to steal a hunk of HTML by expanding the Wikipedia IPA templates. Is there an easier way? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 20:58, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

Gar-Baaj may or may not be the most correct one technicly, but this is for reading. We want something that's easily readable, and "rhymes with garage" is the most readable idea we have. Gar-baaj? What the crap? -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 23:48, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

Just did some [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD%2CGGLD%3A2004-13%2CGGLD%3Aen&q=garbahge&btnG=Search googling]. '''Garbahge''' seems to be a generally accepted spelling for garb<span class="IPA" style="white-space: nowrap; font-family:Doulos SIL, Code2000, Chrysanthi Unicode, Gentium, GentiumAlt, TITUS Cyberbit Basic, Bitstream Cyberbit, Bitstream Vera, Arial Unicode MS, Lucida Sans Unicode; font-family /**/:inherit;">ɑʒ. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 14:05, 5 May 2005 (UTC)

I propose using 'zh' to represent the last consonant. Unlike 'ge', 'j', or others, it's unambiguous in meaning that sound as far as I know. And I think 'ah' is least ambiguous for the vowel sound, though I'm less sure there. -- [[User:Minivet|Minivet]] 11:01, 7 May 2005 (UTC)

== Garage Sale vs Yard Sale ==

I see that fun fact as being needlessly pedantic. People interchange the terms garage sale and yard sale all the time. In fact, even the Wikipedia entry the fun fact links to lists yard sale as a synonym for garage sale. Can we get rid of it? I'm posting about it in here, because I'm not entirely sure of how STUFF is supposed to work, unfortunately. -- [[User:The Lurker|The Lurker]] 17:56, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
:That one's been buggin' me too. I almost deleted it when I added the link. It's gone now. If the author is in love with the entry, he can STUFF it! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 22:02, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
:I thought my fact was good, and I've done so, anyway. -Walking Armless

Well, here's my opinions on yard sales and garage sales.
I think that garage sales is where you sell stuff such as tools, gardening items, and other things that's used for home and yards, while yard sales and tag sales is where people sell old items such as clothes that no longer fit, baby toys, and other things that you can live without with, but just nice to buy them. I don't know why tag sales and yard sales have the same name. It sounds a bit confusing.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]

== Possible Goof ==

Is it just me, or does Strong Bad start reading the e-mail a little too early? He seems to say "Hey Strong Bad!" before it actually appears on the screen. --[[User:Spanky The Dolphin|Spanky The Dolphin]] 23:44, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

You're right, it does seem a smidge early. That could have been on purpose though.
-Alice 7:59, 5 May 2005

== Original Saying ==

In regards to this fun fact:

In the "Mothers only" easter egg, Coach Z originally said, "Oh, so I'm okay then!". The reason this was changed is probably because this would imply that he already said it, even though he wasn't making conversation with anyone. So to fix this plothole they made him say something that would imply he hadn't said it yet instead.

Did Coach Z originally say, "Oh, so I'm okay then!"? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 02:42, 5 May 2005 (UTC)

I think that they changed it from "Oh, so I'm okay then" to "Oh, then I'm okay to say it" because his first line was a tad vague. It seemed to mean simply that he was okay, instead of meaning it was okay for him to say it. --[[User:Ogog|Ogog]]

== Possible goof ==

When SB says he gets people otu of hteir houses so the CHeat can ransack them, Homestar is in the bag full of items. Possibly why he sold himself...eh?-firekirby

:It's not a goof, it's a plot twist. I think The Cheat stuffed him in there with all the other items to be sold, and that's why he was being sold. But it was all for humor, so don't take it too seriously. Or else. -- '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]''''' 11:49, 7 May 2005 (UTC)

==Closed STUFF==
===Are ALL the prices (except where otherwise noted) related to e-mails? (ACCEPTED)===

Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.

*I think this needs to be '''revised,''' just because I don't really consider [[army]] to be the official Cheat Commandos debut (despite Firebert's debut). To me, they officially didn't come around until [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 19:14, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
**Regardless, the first time we saw a Cheat Commando was in "army". That being said, I don't know that CC toys have ever been seen in an email. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 19:24, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
**From the DVD commentary for [[army]]: '''MATT:''' "So, this is, uh, where Cheat Commandos comes from."
**'''SECOND'''There is a fireburt toy in [[army]] it's in an easter egg. -DaBorg
*There are enough I've seen for me to believe it, but maybe somebody should investigate (maybe put it up on the project page). If it's true, totally 100% '''accept''' As of now, I'd say weak accept. - [[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 15: 56 4 May 2005
**As stated in the main article, Swiss Cake Rolls first appeared in email #41 [[invisibility]]. It doesn't appear as if the statement is 100% correct. Maybe a more general statement is "all prices refer to an email in which the item once appeared." Doesn't quite cover the the Helicopter and Troop Transport, though. --[[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:16, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept.''' Possibly with the revision, "...in which the item appeared, in most cases for the first time." — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:22, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept with note''' The Swiss Cake Rolls were probably a mistake, and the numbers are consistent with everything else (sure, the Cheat Commandos toys didn't actually appear in [[army]], but since they all got the same price, the Firebert connection is easy enough to make. If they weren't in army, their first appearance was at least inspired by it.) --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 22:40, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept''' Maybe change "...army, which introduced The Cheat Commandos" to "...army, which inspired The Cheat Commandos" in the list below it. --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 05:29, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second exactly''' --[[user: Lappy 486]] 6:21 May 5
***'''Third... ya''' --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 06:27, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
***'''Yes! Yes! SECOND!''' This is 100% true! --[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 13:15, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept.''' I say leave the fact as is. Complications are mentioned on their individual items, where they belong. -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]]
*'''Accept''' I dunno, but it looks like itr may have been edited since some of these "rewrite" posts were made, and I like it the way it is right now.[[User:TakuaKaita600|TK600]] 19:46, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''SECOND''' ----[[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]] 22:33, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
*<strike>'''Comment''' Not sure if anyone else noticed it or if it just doesn't count, but what about the appearance of Marzipan's answering machine in [[personal favorites]]? That wasn't an easter egg.</strike> I just realized the error of my comment. I'll go ahead and '''Accept''' this fun fact. - [[User:Song from 60s|Song from 60s]] 04:36, 16 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept''' Even though army was not the introduction of the cheat commandos, I highly doubt the price would be "coincidentally" the email number of army, especially considering the prices of all the ones that are directly from emails.[[User:unknownwarrior33|unknownwarrior33]] 18:18, 15 May 2005 (UTC)
* '''You just bought yourself a decline!''' Isn't this already noted in the transcript?[[User:Maestro|Maestro]] 22:50, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**No, it isn't {{User:phlip/sig}} 23:51, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
===DA? (DECLINED)===
Strong Bad makes fun of the word da when he uses it all the time. (like, in every strong bad email)

*'''Decline.''' Be bold: delete bad facts. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 14:00, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' I don't think he's neccessarily making fun of it. --[[User:AnarchyBalsac|AnarchyBalsac]]
*'''Weak Decline'''I see where you're going with this, which is kidna the problem. It's a little obvious and pointless[[User:Because, It's Midnite|Because, It's Midnite]]
*'''TrogDecline!'''Were you just looking for a fact to STUFF or something? -Walking Armless
*'''Decline''' Just delete this fact...this is not worthy of STUFF -- [[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]] 19:37, 29 May 2005 (UTC)

===Not really a garage sale (DECLINED)===
Technically, it's not a garage sale, as we never see a garage. It's more of a yard sale.

*'''Accept.''' Sounds alright to me. -Walking Armless
*'''Decline.''' Garage sales aren't in garages. They're called garage sales because one usually sells the old junk that's been sitting in one's garage. →[[User:evin290|evin290]] 15:53, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' Utterly useless fun fact. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 15:54, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second'''--[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 18:43, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' And I've seen a yard sale in a garage too. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 07:27, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' Garage sale, yard sale, they can be used interchangably. --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 15:56, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second'''. Garage sale is a colloquialism. It doesn't mean that the sale has to happen ''in'' the garage. --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 15:03, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept''' The garage sales I've seen actually take place in garages. I won't be sad though if this fact gets voted down. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
**'''Second''' What he said. [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam]] 04:14, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second.''' --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 04:38, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' -- [[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 12:21, May 8 2005
**'''Second''' -- [[User:Nighthawk|Nighthawk]] 9:50, May 12 2005
*'''Decline.''' Not only is this obvious, but also the term "garage sale" is a blanket term, and doesn't necessarily imply the sale is inside a garage. From [http://www.webster.com Webster.com]:
::Main Entry: '''garage sale''' 
::Function: noun
:: a sale of used household or personal articles (as furniture, tools, or clothing) held on the seller's own premises - [[User:DMurphy|DMurphy]] 02:42, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' Seconding all the other declines! Talk about a waste of valuable mission time! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:36, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' You're being way too literal, seriously. [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]
**'''Second.'''[[User:TakuaKaita600|TK600]] 19:53, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' --[[User:Tehngion|Tehngion]] 19:03, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second''' Fun facts are, by definition, fun. --[[User:Tony Stony|Tony Stony]] 22:30, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept with modifier''' Since the place is the field where the "garage sale" takes place, it could be even part of a flea market. --[[User:James Craven|James Craven]] 10:42 ET 12 May 2005.
*'''Decline''' We use the term Band-Aid even when the bandage is a different brand, and we use the term garage sale even when they're not in a garage. Also it seems unlikely that Strong Bad's house would have a garage because we've never seen any of the brothers Strong with a car and thus the only reason he called it a garage sale was because the email said "garage sale".[[User:unknownwarrior33|unknownwarrior33]] 18:18, 15 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''And then the Decline smote the Useless funfact, and all the land was laid to sanity...''' [[User:EDY-innit|EDY-innit]] 05:14, 17 May 2005 (UTC)
===The first mother's day toon? (DECLINED)===
All of the mom jokes in this email is probably because this was the last cartoon before Mother's Day (second Sunday in May).

*'''NO'D!''' [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*'''Second'''--[[User: Lappy 486]] [[User:Lappy 486|Lappy 486]] 03:04, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Comment.''' Oops, I just remembered about "A Mother's Day Message". I guess this wouldn't be the first mother's day 'toon. --[[User:Hamrodrunner|Hamrodrunner]] 03:19, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Nay''' [[User:71.110.2.216|71.110.2.216]] 03:43, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' Hmm... why does everybody NOT use "Decline" and "Accept"? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 04:26, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' I seriously doubt it had a thing to do with Mother's Day. And yes, there was a Mother's Day cartoon back in 2001. --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 05:04 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline!''' If they were really planning a Mother's Day cartoon, they would make it tomorrow, not the week before. --[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 13:08, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Second''' --[[User:aaronak|aaronak]] 14:08, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline'''. There's nothing more to say. --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 15:03, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:43, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''hahahaha NO''' Like I said, check your frickin facts! --[[User:the spludge|the spludge]]
**'''SECOND.''' Absolutely not the case![[User:TakuaKaita600|TK600]] 20:38, 17 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Nooo, no no no no. Decline.''' - Nuh uh! - [[User:SaikoRoxi|SaikoRoxi]] 8:34 PM, 23 May 2005
===Eyebrow? (DECLINED)===
This is the first time we see Marzipan raise an eyebrow.

*'''Decline''' Why oh why someone thought this was trivia boggles the mind. There is nothing to this "fact". She raised an eyebrow, whoopdie do. Trivia implies that someone will actually find the information interesting, nobody cares about facial expressions unless it somehow reveals something about the character (in the case of Strong Bad, it'd show that he actually has eyebrows). This just encourages the posting of worthless facts. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
**'''Second''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:40, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
*Then again, have we ever seen Marzipan have eyebrows?
**If you watch her character video and the SB is in Jail Cartoon you can see her eyebrows when she makes her angry face. However, we're talking about a cartoon with characters sans arms and that has a guy with a wrestling mask for a head and boxing gloves for hands. Eyebrows aren't a concern. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*'''Decline.''' [[some kinda robot|Some kinda robot]] marks the first time we see Strong Bad using a computer. So what? --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 23:25, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Weak Accept''' Lately, TBC seem to be adding new facial expressions to the characters on a regular basis (like SB's sarcastic look in "long pants"). It might be worth it to point them out. [[User:Lucres|Lucres]] 01:33, 12 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''accept''' New facial expressions happen once in a while and it's interesting to note when it happens. --[[User:GregHosting|GregHosting]] 05:57, 13 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Strong Decline''' Why not add 'This is the first time we see Senor Cardage talk to Strong Sad' or 'This is the first time Coach Z buys something from Strong Bad' too? -- [[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 9:30 14 May, 2005
*Accept Sure, why not. It's worth adding. *shrug* [[User:señor|»ßenit, known as señor«]] 15:25, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
'''Srong Accept'''come one peoples (prenounced 'pee-oe-puhls') this is the first time we have evidence of Marzipan having eyebrows period, up until this she was like my friend Jeff who had no eyebrows--[[User:Because, It's Midnite|Because, It's Midnite]]
*'''Decline.''' When Garfield makes a new expression in that comic strip of his, it's not something I write up in my diary. "Ooo, Garfield made a kind of a smirk, but he was wiggling his ear at the same time! I never saw that before. I wonder what he was thinking?"--[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 22:38, 25 May 2005 (UTC)

===Legless===
Strong bad is legless when he says "Up-up-up! Moms only!" in the easter egg in the swf.

*'''Decline''' I don't really think this is a goof since you can only see it in the .swf... and he doesn't say "up-up-up"[[User:Nosmorking|No Smorking]] 20:28, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Second.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 20:40, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
**'''Third''' --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 07:38, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' This one isn't even worth voting on. We have a long-standing policy that missing body parts ''outside the Flash frame'' are neither glitches nor goofs. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Declorned''' Goofs in the flash file don't count [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]
**'''Comment.''' This isn't a goof at any level. I'm no animator, but I certaintly wouldn't waste time on legs if I knew they'd never been seen! -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 19:26, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*Let's draw the line. Some things just aren't worth pointing out. '''Delete''' [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 19:53, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''BOOO''' You can say the same thing for, oh, every H*R cartoon ever made. The Brothers Chaps don't bother animating body parts that don't show up anyway - what would be the point? [[User:Rudeboy87|Rudeboy87]] 01:25, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' Have you seen the "Making of" for big Hollywood movies? Like how the sets are all sort of half-done? Wow, a lot of those directors must have goofed really badly when they forgot to build the sets where the camera's never going to point at them... --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 01:17, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''adu adu adu adu adudududiggadiggadiggadiggaDECLINED!!!''' normally I wouldn't be this harsh, but this is just "really dumb and bad." [[User:TakuaKaita600|TK600]] 19:48, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Image:DECLINED!.JPG]] - [[User:Technochocolate|T.C.]] (Prepare to see this a lot.)
**Um, you should really just vote normally. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 15:50, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
::Yes, you should. In fact, I'm deleting this picture right now. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''
*'''Um, like totally declined'''Wasn't he, like, just sticking his head into the scene? I think you're looking a little too hard for a goof.-Alice
**Exactly. Most of the supposed goofs people list are just nit picky details. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*'''Once Again, Biscuit-Decline-Man slips through Our Fingers''' He was leaning, and like Alice said, he was stickin his head into the shot. ---[[User:the spludge|the spludge]] 22:06, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Buh-buh-buh-buh...Declined!''' --[[User:James Craven|James Craven]] 10:50 PM ET May 12 2005
*No. [[User:señor|»ßenit, known as señor«]] 15:28, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
===Aunt Gert===
Aunt Gert being sold for 22½¢ could be because she was used in sb_email 22 when Strongbad was making fun of the English.

*'''Um, hang on a sec...''' Come now, Spud Jr. What would Spud Sr. think if he saw your repulsive grammar, "could be say she". I seriously suggest to whoever posted this to listen to some serious Strong Bad Rhythm 'N Grammar, and then get some serious Clown Care, man. [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] May 2 2005
*'''That's funny,''' Cheatachu. But we don't actually have to vote on this, do we? If we do, I'll bet one can guess what my vote would be. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:10, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Wait... there's a connection?''' Really. I don't even come close to seeing it. --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 00:25, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Wait, is there a decline'''. Why, my young lad, I believe there is 4. And, if it were to be used in an email 22.5, that would mean it would have had to occur BETWEEN email 22 and 23. Plus, unless I'm mistaken,the doll was supposed to sell for $.25 -- <tt>Posted by: [[User:-erson|-erson]] [[User talk:-erson|Talk]]</tt> 00:28, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Accept..wait no! You turned that all around on me!''' I think this has potential to be the worst fun fact ever submitted. Ever. EVER. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
**"This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that."
*'''DECLORNED!''' Actually, the "it's 25 CENTS" thing would be fine, if it made sense. Because the RQ Box-boat costs $1.04, for email $104. But still this Fun Fact is extremely stupid, but not as stupid about the one saying Sterrence was a reference to Terrance and Bloo. -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 01:48, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*Wait! Maybe TBC have sent a secret message telling us that there's an as-of-yet undiscovered Easter Egg in ... awww, never mind! '''Declined.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:33, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' I sense an early verdict for this one. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 19:51, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''Declined''' i just dont know why we have to vote anymore it shoud be verdicted!!! --[[User:djm1791|djm1791]] 07:37, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
**Because it's not May 16.
***Who cares? This one never should have been STUFF'd in the first place, just outright delorted. Its horrible! [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
*Worst... fun fact... ever. '''Declete.''' [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 19:51, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
*Ooh! Ooh! I think I finally figured out what they meant. They meant Aunt Gert may have featured in the fictitious email that was banned in the UK, not the sbemail_22 that we see on the site today. All the same, it's just speculation. '''Decline'''. --[[User:phlip|phlip]] 04:26, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Image:DECLINED!.JPG]] - [[User:Technochocolate|T.C.]]
** Er... no offense, but I think that picture is only going to serve to make this cluttered page worse... --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 15:48, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
*'''What in the...Declined!''' Was Aunt Gert even ''IN'' that email?! I don't think so. -Walking Armless
*'''Fugget it''' Who cares? I mean, really.-Alice
*'''Decline''' This isn't even worth sarcasm [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]
*'''BALEETED!!!''' Why bother? [[User:James Craven|James Craven]] 10:48 ET May 12 2005
*DECLINE AND CHECK YOUR FACTS ¬¬ She. wasn't. anywhere. near. the. vicinity. of. that. email. period. [[User:señor|»ßenit, known as señor«]] 15:27, 14 May 2005 (UTC)

== 'Moms' ==

As far as I know, Strong Bad has always typed 'mom' with a capital letter. I don't think it needs to be in the 'goofs' section.

== Catman ==

Strongbad calls cat "Catman", which is the name of a villain in the Green Arrow comic series. Since the Brothers Chaps are so familiar with Batman, I don't think it's that much of a stretch to think that they know Green Arrow, another DC hero
(If I did this wrong, someone please show me how? This is my first wikipedia post ever)

:Catman is also a character on The Fairly OddParents. He's voiced by Adam West, who actually played Batman in the campy '60s live-action show. It's related, but I'm certainly not going to put it as an actual fun fact, as it would surely get STUFFed and declined. It's just something to note. --Annonymous User Number 69.139.163.12

== Cow nitpick ==

"It's not even a real cow" -- This line could very possibly be "It's not even real cow (no 'a')." Seeing as how it's Homestar's 'cow lamp' from the Caper E-mail, I thought that he was saying something akin to "That thing's worthless-- it's not even real cow" like someone may say "Don't spend 30 bucks on that wallet! It's not even real leather!" Does this make sense to anyone else?"

--[[User:TobyTheRobot|TobyTheRobot]] 05:05, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It would be grammatically correct, but it simply sounds like "It's not even a real cow." --[[user:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]][[User talk:mibluvr13|dígame]] 05:07, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I don't have speakers hooked up right now, so I can't check, but I think I remember hearing it without the "a" too... It makes total sense, and I hope that really is what he's saying... because that's great! Not even real cow... *Priceless.* -[[User:Polly|Polly]] 07:02, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

: Sorry. If it's not clear on the website, it's clear on the DVD. It's "not even '''a''' real cow." --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:28, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Possible Running Gag/Inside Joke ==

This is the second time that "It's a great day at..." has been used. One more, and we should make a page for it, or at least note it as a reference. --[[User:Smileyface11945|Smileyface11945]] 20:04, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

When Strong Sad says that he needs a chemical shower after talking to Senor Cardgage, I'll bet it's because his blood pressure is high, and his palms are sweating, and his heart is pounding. [[User:Gm1121983|Gm1121983]] 12:57 pm, 27 Jan 2006

== The one with the funny coincidence ==

In a ''[[IMDb:tt0108778|Friends]]'' episode ("The One With The Baby Shower"), there is an amusing parallel to this email, and coincidentally it's spoken by the mom of one of the main characters.

<blockquote>''{Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green (Rachel's mother) is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby-proof his apartment.}''

'''MRS. GREEN:''' ...and all those dinosaur knickknacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.

'''ROSS:''' Well we—we don't have a garage.

'''MRS. GREEN:''' Did I say garage? I meant gar''bage''. ''{says "gar-bahge", to rhyme with "garage"}''</blockquote>

Just thought I'd share. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:42, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

== Commentary transcript ==

I added a cleanup tag to this article because of the lacking names in the transcript. Should be added who does the talking. (sorry if this is inappropriate use of the cleanup tag.) /Olaf, Norway

:Well, I've gone through and done what I can... Jonathan sounds a lot like Mike, at least to me... maybe someone who can tell them all apart better can go through and check them? There's a couple of places where there's what seems to be things said by two different people, but they both sound to me like Mike for instance... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:56, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

==Didn't SB used to call Strong Sad a ''freaking'' lurker?==
As far I remember, he used to... [[User:70.44.146.95|70.44.146.95]] 16:55, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
:As far as I can tell, he never did. I downloaded the flash file right after the email came out and there's no "freaking" in it and I'm sure the freaking-less transcript was written even before I downloaded it. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 17:13, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

== Inflation ==

Should the inflation thing be for 2008, now, or 2005, when the e-mail was released? I found [http://www.halfhill.com/inflation.html a better inflation calculator] (values up to 2050).

User:Einstein runner

Einstein runner — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:23:33 GMT

Einstein runner: No, there's no Wii.

{{User:Einstein runner/template}}
{{User:Einstein runner/userboxes}}

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>E=MC2!</div>
[[Peasant's Quest|Haldo]]! I have been a user for - crap[[Special:Randompage|,]] when was it? - whatever. Quite a while, and I have all the DVDs except for Everything Else. I have Strong Bad Sings and all the downloads from [[HRWiki:SP|Dounloads]]. I even have Homestar wallpaper on my computer (the screensavers won't work)! I don't remember how I found homestarrunner.com, but I found hrwiki from the [[Google:ka-winky-dink|Google]] search [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine|ka-winky-dink]]. I have a [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS Lite|Nintendo DS Lite]], and am seriously anxious about getting [[Wikipedia:Spore (video game)|Spore]]. Scroll down for some serious Main Page action!!!█</blockquote>

http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html '''Which Homestar Runner character are you?'''] This quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com Jurjyfrort]

http://images.quizilla.com/R/retromex/1105631737_Dtatertots.gif 
[http://www.quizilla.com/users/retromex/quizzes/Which%20Napoleon%20Dynamite%20character%20are%20you%3F '''Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?''']

http://www.tk421.net/character/kosh.jpg 
[http://www.tk421.net/character/ '''Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?''']

http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame/14.png 
[http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame.pl '''What Video Game Character Are You?''']

==The Facts==

'''Favorite email: [[the paper]]''' (so epic! so tragic! so heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk-ic!)

'''Favorite toon: [[DNA Evidence]]'''

'''Favorite Homestar [[G|g]]<nowiki>ame:</nowiki> [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]]'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar game: [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass|Phantom Hourglass]]''' (Oh. My. God. This game rocks.)

'''Favorite characters: Homestar, Strong Bad'''

'''Favorite non-Homestar Flash cartoon: [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!] 
[[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|15px]] '''Warning: ''This is a waste of 32 minutes of your time.'''''

==Page Creations==

I started [[Nondescript Nouns]] and the ending of [[death metal]].
I also added and edited some image descriptions to [[Happy Trogday]].

==Favorite Characters==

[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homsar]].

==Favorite Quotes==

"This is the first Decemberween ever!" Homestar, [[Special:Randompage|A]][[A Decemberween Pageant| Decemberween Pageant]]

"I might even say it was a negative challenge!" [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]]

"Alms for the pudgy, alms for the pudgy!" Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==[[Main Page]]==
<div style="margin-top: -3em; padding-top: 1px">

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].


We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.


'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]

{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
|- valign="top"
|width="50%" class="MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox" style="border: 1px solid #f99; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000000; background-color: #fff3f3"|
=== Browse the knowledge base ===

<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holiday Toons]]
'''Popups:''' [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]
'''Miscellany:''' [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]
</div>

=== This week's featured article ===
{{HRWiki:Featured article for {{CURRENTYEAR}}, week {{CURRENTWEEK}}}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article nominations|Nominate an article]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>

|width="50%" class="MainPageWhatsNewBox" style="border:1px solid #99f; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #f0f0ff"|

=== What's new? ===

''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''

{{whatsnew}}

<div align="right" class="noprint">
'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
</div>
|}

<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|making a donation]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and hosting costs.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__

==Other Stuff==
[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|left|thumb|AP PHYSICS IS @#&!ING HARD!!!!]][[Image:pull_my_finger_sam.jpg|right|thumb|PULL MY FINGER!!!]]
[[Image:fanstuff cake.jpg|thumb|For decoding one of [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]]'s binary strings!]]
[[Image:SomeAward.PNG|thumb|For identifying 9 quotes and 3 dialogues for [[User:SamFisher1022|SamFisher1022]]!]]

{{User:Einstein runner/sig}}

[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Einstein_runner I want to eat your soul!!!]

[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Einstein%20runner Graaaagh!]