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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94 so therefore ME IS 12! I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuff I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 17:27:33 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94 so therefore ME IS 12! I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuff I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:21:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>File:Firefox - -.PNG</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;Um... okay then...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Um... okay then...&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:18:48 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Firefox_-_-.PNG</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Other Random Junk */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94 so therefore ME IS 12! I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuff I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:31:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94 so therefore ME IS 12! I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
{{userboxtop}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:30:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94 so therefore ME IS 12!. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:30:05 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nicks are Emiga or Megamiga.&lt;br /&gt;
{{userboxtop}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Emiga */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:16:13 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;Cats...
Yeah&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Cats...&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:08:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:All_yer_bases.PNG</comments>		</item>
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			<title>rampage</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/rampage</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Remarks */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|128|long pants|garage sale}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sbemail128.png|thumb|&amp;quot;I'm on a rampage!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad reveals to Comma the rampages he has been going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Stages|The Stage]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]/[[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' Monday, April 11, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:44&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come ''on'', y'all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: Overdue rampage&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Der Ong-stray Ad-bay,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
rampage.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely Peter,&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pronounces the misspelled &amp;quot;der&amp;quot;.  He also states &amp;quot;Sincerely Peter&amp;quot; as the closing greeting and &amp;quot;Comma&amp;quot; as the sender's name.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Epressing-day Erd-nay, I thinks it's been entirely too long since you consulted your M.L.A. handbook. ''{clears screen, returns typing}'' Eh, so maybe it has been a while since my last rampage. But that doesn't mean I'm goin' soft or nothin'. I've just grown more selective of the types of rampages on which I go. Like the other freakin' day: me and Strong Mad went on a Reading Rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad and Strong Bad are seen on The Couch with many books stacked around them. Strong Mad, wearing a pair of half-moon reading glasses, is holding a waffle that reads &amp;quot;BUG&amp;quot; in syrup, and Strong Bad reads &amp;quot;Smart Investing for Jerks&amp;quot;. The waffle drips syrup onto the floor.}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this book really speaks to me. In like, ''{flips book upside-down}'' a couple of different languages, even.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS BOOK IS TOO LONG! ''{Strong Bad moves away slightly}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Back at the computer, Strong Bad keeps typing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' See? It's not all rampage-stompin'-boy style rampages. The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a ''regal'' rampage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad appears in The King of Town's Castle, wearing a blanket around his neck, holding a scepter and wearing The King of Town's crown. The crownless King of Town stands nearby.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whacking the King with scepter}'' I bequeath thee! I bequeath thee! I bequeath thee!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{While getting whacked}'' Ow! Ow! One more!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raising scepter}'' Ye hath quivered me tuppence!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oops, you lost me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad whacks King with scepter two more times.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{While getting whacked}'' OW! OW!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Voice-over; both the King and Strong Bad look at the camera}'' Ooh, ooh! Or how about a legal rampage?   &lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the outside of Homestar's House, with Homestar peeking out the door and Strong Bad walking in in a business suit with a bunch of papers.}''   &lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a sub-po-ena! ''{throws papers onto steps}'' I summons exhibit 4-B to my chambers!&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sustained! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar pulls out judge's gavel and hits himself three times, accompanied by sound effects. Cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And don't forget the lyrical rampages me and Coach Z are ''always'' going on. Or more like, going OOORRRRFF! ''{The last word is said in a fake Coach Z accent.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Stage, where Strong Bad and Coach Z are standing with microphones. Music is playing in the background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' I've got problems with my feet and my back!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Coach Z, rock all type of sports!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' And if you don't believe me, you can get with The Chort!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the Cheat, who is scratching on a [[The Cheat's Record Player|children's record player]]. Then Strong Sad enters. The music screeches to a halt. The Cheat glares at him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' May I please ask how repeating the same four words constitutes a lyrical rampage?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' May ''I'' please ask how a round mound of gray fatness constitutes a younger brother? ''{Points at the audience.}'' I'm on a rampage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' But what about rules of verse? Iambic pentameter is where it's at! Hit it, The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angrily}'' Meh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' I dunno, drop some beats or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, they're gonna have to be &amp;quot;fat&amp;quot; beats in your case. Go ahead, The Cheat. Let's witness the whiteness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat starts the record player&amp;amp;mdash;playing a very simplistic, old-video-game-style &amp;quot;beat&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' The ''quill!'' The ''page!'' Ly-''ric,'' ram-''page!'' Umm... Word ''up?''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad and Coach Z snicker.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that was great, Strong Sad. I didn't know you was hood! ''{pronounced &amp;quot;hawd&amp;quot;}'' Remind me again: what part of the streets are you from, exactly? ''{He snickers again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' You're a real MC, Strong Sad! ''Master of ceremonies!''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Coach Z and Strong Bad laugh for a moment, until Strong Bad realizes what was just said.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, wait...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Forget you guys! It went over great at my Poetry Slam!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand, which still has the comedy club decorations from &amp;quot;Halloween Fairstival&amp;quot;, but has a banner marked &amp;quot;Poetry Slam&amp;quot; in front of them. Strong Sad stands by the microphone, while silhouettes of Marzipan and Homsar are in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' The ''quill!'' The ''page!'' Ly-''ric,'' ram-''page!'' Word ''up?''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chaucer would be would be &amp;lt;!-- PLEASE DO NOT CORRECT THIS. SHE REALLY DOES SAY &amp;quot;WOULD BE&amp;quot; TWICE.--&amp;gt; proud!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! ''{Marzipan starts frowning.}'' Caramel corn for president, please!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homsar's hat flies in a circle, but lands about half an inch from his head. Cut back to the Stage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, run along, DJ Dumpy Dump! We gotta get back to rampagin'!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' 'Ey, maybe we should start calling you &amp;quot;SS&amp;quot;! For ''Strong Sad!'' ''{He laughs maniacally.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad and The Cheat stare at Coach Z increduously.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to Coach Z}'' What is wrong with you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The beat starts again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' I'm bad at abbreviations!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're on a rampage?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' The number one jam on all the stations! ''{Strong Bad's boxing gloves move in a jazzy motion, then his head does.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ya see Comma, ''{He pronounces both the name &amp;quot;Comma&amp;quot; and the actual comma.}'' you can still hurt people and their feelings with all manner of different rampages. Until next time, bailiff, I'll be in my chambers. I mean, The Cheat, I'll be in my office... which is this room. ''{slightly mumbling and said quickly}'' So, I'll be right here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''&lt;br /&gt;
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== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end of the e-mail, click on &amp;quot;rampages&amp;quot; for a parody of the classic video game ''[[Wikipedia:Rampage (arcade game)|Rampage]]'', published by Bally Midway in 1986. In this, a The Cheat-like monster runs across the screen holding underpants, to the music which was played under Strong Sad's rap. After some time, Strong Mad runs on the screen and a speech bubble over his head says &amp;quot;MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!&amp;quot;, which flashes slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Cheat appears to be an altered George sprite from the game. George was a giant gorilla very similar to King Kong, who used his arm furthest from the player to aid him in walking, just as The Cheat does.&lt;br /&gt;
*Also at the end, click on &amp;quot;chambers&amp;quot; to see the poster for ''[[Litigation Jackson]] 2: Legal Rampage''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Again at the end, click on &amp;quot;different&amp;quot; to see the cover of the Strong Sad CD &amp;quot;Witness the Whiteness&amp;quot;. The sub-title is &amp;quot;Spoken word ... is bond!&amp;quot; In addition, there is a &amp;quot;Parental Advisory&amp;quot; warning that the CD is &amp;quot;Very Boring&amp;quot;. Unlike other CD-related Easter eggs, this one does not play a song when clicked.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Explanations ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrases &amp;quot;Ong-stray Ad-bay&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;epressing-day erd-nay&amp;quot; are of a fake language called [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. Translated, Peter said &amp;quot;Strong Bad,&amp;quot; and Strong Bad said &amp;quot;depressing nerd.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*The MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers is a guide for punctuation, quotation, citation, and documentation of sources published by the ''[http://www.mla.org/ Modern Language Association]''. It is the most popular standard for academic writing.&lt;br /&gt;
*Shortly after referring to the MLA Handbook, Strong Bad writes, &amp;quot;I've just grown more selective of the types of rampages on which I go.&amp;quot; The slightly odd phrasing at the end of the sentence (&amp;quot;on which I go&amp;quot; rather than the more natural &amp;quot;which I go on&amp;quot;) pokes fun at a rule of formal writing (as the MLA explains) that no sentence should end with a preposition. In the very next sentence, however, Strong Bad employs a grossly ungrammatical construction using the object pronoun case &amp;quot;me and Strong Mad...&amp;quot; (instead of the required subject pronoun case &amp;quot;Strong Mad and I...&amp;quot;), and later &amp;quot;me and Coach Z....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Foreign Words|Sub-po-ena]]&amp;quot; is an intentional mispronunciation of the word &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Subpoena|subpoena]]&amp;quot; (pronounced sub-PEE-nah), a court order which legally forces testimony or evidence be presented.&lt;br /&gt;
*Definitions of Strong Bad's &amp;quot;regal&amp;quot; language:&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;amp;va=bequeath&amp;amp;x=12&amp;amp;y=15 bequeath]'': verb, To leave or give (personal property) by will.  To pass (something) on to another; hand down.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;amp;va=quiver quiver]'': 1. verb, To shake with a slight, rapid, tremulous movement. 2. noun, a case for carrying arrows. 3. noun, the arrows in a quiver.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=tuppence tuppence]'': noun, British variant of twopence, or two pennies.  Esp. in [[Wikipedia:British coinage|pre-decimal coinage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Iambic pentameter|iambic pentameter]], which is a syllable pattern used in poetry. An iamb is a pair of syllables, the first unstressed and the second stressed. Iambic pentameter is five iambs per line. Strong Sad says &amp;quot;The ''quill!'' The ''page!'' Ly-''ric,'' ram-''page!'' Word ''up?''&amp;quot; in exaggerated iambic pentameter. Ironically, while Strong Sad glorifies iambic pentameter, his creation is a pretty bad example of it. He twists the stresses on &amp;quot;lyric rampage,&amp;quot; properly pronounced LY-ric RAM-page (a pair of [[Wikipedia:Trochee|trochees]]), into ly-RIC ram-PAGE (a pair of iambs).&lt;br /&gt;
*Notice Strong Bad's word flow regarding the four rampages he shows us: ''reading, regal, legal, lyrical''.  Iambic pentameter was popular with such poets as [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]] and [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]], and was for a long time the standard English meter.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Cheat is using a [[Wikipedia:Battle records|battle record]], which is a vinyl record made up of samples and simple drum loops (like Strong Sad's &amp;quot;do&amp;amp;mdash;doodoo&amp;quot; beat).  They're used by DJs, primarily for scratching.  When the records are scratched, or spun at different RPMs, the simple &amp;quot;do do&amp;quot; beats produce the more familiar &amp;quot;phat&amp;quot; sounds (like Strong Bad and Coach Z's beats).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Reading Rampage book titles:&lt;br /&gt;
**Sweatshirtguy&lt;br /&gt;
**The R in Routine&lt;br /&gt;
**Soup, Right?&lt;br /&gt;
**Brown Story&lt;br /&gt;
**Biscuit&lt;br /&gt;
**Smart Investing for Jerks&lt;br /&gt;
**BUG (Strong Mad's waffle)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Remarks ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan seems to stutter uncharacteristically during the phrase &amp;quot;would be proud.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*After he stops speaking, Homsar's hat remains suspended in mid-air, instead of returning to his head.&lt;br /&gt;
*It's interesting that Strong Bad advises Peter to consult his &amp;quot;M.L.A. handbook&amp;quot;; if he'd checked his own, he would have seen that the [[Wikipedia:Modern Language Association|MLA]] doesn't use periods when it refers to itself.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another example of [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|Strong Bad wearing a shirt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homsar says &amp;quot;Caramel corn for president, please!&amp;quot;, his [[Bowler Hats|bowler hat]] grows in size for about half a second, then reverts back to its regular size.&lt;br /&gt;
*Before Marzipan speaks, her mouth is in an older style&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
* The book &amp;quot;The R in Routine&amp;quot; and Strong Mad chasing The Cheat (who has Strong Mad's &amp;quot;panties&amp;quot;), are references to [[morning routine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Poetry Slam&amp;quot; is the title of Strong Sad's character page.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Mad was previously seen wearing reading glasses in the [[Email Processing Room]].&lt;br /&gt;
* In the Rampage Easter egg, The Cheat looks like the [[Strong Badman]] The Cheat from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook feature]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Litigation Jackson]] is a reference to a film advertisement and sponsor in the beginning of the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
* The parental advisory on Strong Sad's CD is a parody of the advisories found on music albums containing explicit lyrics or otherwise offensive content.  Parental Advisory labels became required by most record companies in America following the 1985 &amp;quot;Porn Rock&amp;quot; congressional hearings spearheaded by the [[Wikipedia:Parents Music Resource Center|Parents Music Resource Center]] (PMRC), led by Tipper Gore.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Reading Rampage&amp;quot; is a reference to the PBS series [http://gpn.unl.edu/rainbow/ Reading Rainbow] hosted by Levar Burton.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Cheat uses an old '80s Fisher-Price record player to &amp;quot;drop some beats.&amp;quot; The drum beats he plays to back Strong Sad are from a Yamaha PSS-180 home keyboard's &amp;quot;custom drummer&amp;quot; section.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Smart Investing for Jerks&amp;quot; is a parody of the numerous [[Wikipedia:...For Dummies|...For Dummies]] books.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Geoff Chaucer&amp;quot; refers to [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]], a 14th century English poet famous for [[Wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|The Canterbury Tales]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad calling Strong Sad [[Dump|DJ Dumpy Dump]] is a reference to the rapper [[Wikipedia:Humpty Hump|Humpty Hump]], who Coach Z dressed up as for Halloween.&lt;br /&gt;
** Note that, although in the early days of hip hop the distinction was not so clearcut, &amp;quot;DJ&amp;quot; has come to mean someone who manipulates the background music (The Cheat's role here), whereas the actual rapper is more commonly referred to as the &amp;quot;MC&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* The phrase &amp;quot;I'm on a rampage!&amp;quot; appears in the [[Wikipedia:DJ_Jazzy_Jeff|DJ Jazzy Jeff]] and [[Wikipedia:Will_Smith|the Fresh Prince]] song &amp;quot;[http://will-smith-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Then-She-Bit-Me.html Then She Bit Me].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[http://house-of-pain-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Word-is-Bond.html Word is Bond]&amp;quot; is a song by the hiphop group [[Wikipedia:House_Of_Pain|House of Pain]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Witness the whiteness&amp;quot; is a reference to the song &amp;quot;Witness the Fitness&amp;quot; by British rapper Rodney Smith a.k.a [[Wikipedia:roots manuva|Roots Manuva]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Jonathan Howe]], and [[Ryan Sterritt]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' Hey guys. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Email checker c'mon and c'mon, y'all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Oh, gosh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' What was that a reference to, Mike? Do you remember?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Uh, a rap song you made in college called &amp;quot;The All-Star Rapper&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' That's right. &amp;quot;I'm a star rapper c'mon an' come on, y'all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' &amp;quot;What's the 411?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' That's from high school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' That's a good one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Do you, um, do you write those in advance, or do you just, whatever? Do you just... freak from your head?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The Strong Bad&amp;amp;mdash; I can do that. ''{laughter}'' You know, I'm sorry, but that's just how I do it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' No disrespect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Uh, remember, Mike, we discussed making an Easter egg that was a reference to [[Wikipedia:Reading Rainbow|Reading Rainbow]], but it was, like, Reading Rampage instead? It was the beginning of a show: &amp;quot;Take a look! It's in a book! Reading Rampage!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{regarding the email}'' There was a story there called Brown Story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' I would like to know what Brown Story is all about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{also laughing}'' I don't know if I do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' That looks like the Fisher Price, um&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Flute?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' &amp;amp;mdash;magic wand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Oh, I was gonna say yeah, it was musical, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' I love that he has a jacket on here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's a bad sound effect, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' No, it's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' It's uh, we don't use it so much anymore. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' It's one of the very cartoony sound effects that we used to use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' It's reverb on the wrought iron.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' You've gotta like it when Coach Z raps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah, you've got to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I like the old record player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The Fisher Price record player?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' I like that&amp;amp;mdash; that Coach Z is smart enough to rhyme his own mispronunciations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{laughter}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Exactly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' He's, he's uh, very clever about it&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I remember taking&amp;amp;mdash; I took a&amp;amp;mdash; I would just take a Fisher Price record player to college with me and not have a stereo and just listen to vinyl, and then I realized that the needle, or something with it, like, unless you were listening to, like, really slow stuff or jazz, it just couldn't handle it. I remember trying to listen to some Steel Pole Bath&amp;lt;!--two words--&amp;gt; Tub ''{laughs}'' in my dorm room, and it was just skipping all over the place; the needle couldn't handle the grooves.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' It didn't approve.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Was not hi-fi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' It didn't approve of the groove.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{pause}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Does it say anything on that 45? I don't even remember.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Uhhhh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Or is it just scribbles?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Let's see, I think it looked like scribbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Is&amp;amp;mdash; was that iambic pentameter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' It was. I looked it up; I did extensive research to make sure I was accurate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' What's that, ends of the lines? How does it&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's like, two-word couplets,&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Five syllable&amp;amp;mdash; two syllable coup&amp;amp;mdash; five two syllable couplets, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' With the second syllable being stressed.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Right. Iambs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Right. Yeah. Exactly. Pentameter. Five iambs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' You researched that better than I researched the, uh, spelling of MLA. ''{laughing}'' At the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' That's all right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Jonathan did the, um, he moved Strong Bad's head around and did the, uh, typing animation, um, for this email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Pretty exciting.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' He hasn't done it since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{laughter}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JONATHAN:''' I've been asked to go home on Sunday nights.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{big laughter at the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' That's a rare example of Coach Z laughing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' I like Coach Z laughing a lot. I really&amp;amp;mdash; I like it when Strong Bad goes, &amp;quot;What is wrong with you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' He's obviously having a problem making jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JONATHAN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ryan?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' Hi guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' We'd like you to take this one home for us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, finish it off!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I'll be, I'll be... here.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{laughter}''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:08:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Deliberately Poor English</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Deliberately_Poor_English</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Appearances */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:gameoverstummyhurts.png|thumb|Bad English this is.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Poor English''' is often deliberately used in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Email [[english paper]] - Strong Bad spells English as &amp;quot;Englilsh&amp;quot; in the report's title, ridiculing the e-mail sender's spelling of the word.&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[personal favorites]] - One of the sayings by the [[Grape Nuts Robot]] during the Easter egg at the end is &amp;quot;Now spell, 'Carp for brains'.&amp;quot; It really meant to say, &amp;quot;Crap for brains.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Population: Tire]] - The game's premise contains several instances of poor English, including &amp;quot;YOU ARE SOLDIER!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheat Commandos]] - Strong Bad's impression of Reynold includes the sentence, &amp;quot;I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[caffeine]] - When the caffeine effects start to wear off, [[Strong Sad]] says, &amp;quot;...salad...salad...as a rock?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] - If you beat the game, the game gives you a &amp;quot;congraturation&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Videro Games]] - [[Strong Bad]] complains about difficult video games that only reward you  with &amp;quot;a hearty CONGRATURATION!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] - This game has many instances of &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]&amp;quot;, such as &amp;quot;My stummy hurts.&amp;quot; (pluralized as &amp;quot;Our stummies hurts.&amp;quot;) but this could juse be a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]], &amp;quot;Keep try.&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Start Play.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] often uses poorly-translated lines like &amp;quot;YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!&amp;quot; He also pronounces &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;HELLOTE&amp;quot; (seen in the email [[alternate universe]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sundae Drivin']] - As seen in the email [[redesign]], it includes quotes like &amp;quot;CHERRY GET!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;YOUR JAMES OVER.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's title at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is &amp;quot;Prinicpal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[trading cards]]- When Strong Bad is describing The Cheat's trading card game, the phrase flashing on the screen is &amp;quot;PLAY GET!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[strong badathlon]] - While advertising [[Minor Foods|Temporarios]], Strong Bad says, &amp;quot;Because I'm don't get paid!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Non-inverted Questions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Be's]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=A Lack of Intelligible Speech=&lt;br /&gt;
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A few [[Characters|characters]], as well as their respective counterparts in [[1936]] and [[20X6]], have an apparent '''lack of intelligible speech'''. However, the audience is usually able to understand the basics what these characters attempt to communicate, either through their actions and facial expressions, through other intelligible-speaking characters' reactions, or, rarely, through on-screen subtitles.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Cheat]] speaks only in squeaks and animal-sounding grunts and yelps. In [[cheat talk]], after failing to get him to say something normal like &amp;quot;Douglas&amp;quot;, it is suggested that the viewers have to learn how to speak &amp;quot;The Cheat&amp;quot;. Subsequently, in an Easter egg of that same email, a short recording teaches a few phrases of the indecipherable language. The Cheat's [[Old-Timey]] counterpart, [[The Sneak]], communicates only by wiggling his nose, and his [[20X6]] counterpart, [[Cheatball]], has yet to say anything beyond his own name.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom]] speaks through bubbles-sounding speech. Like The Cheat, every character shows a clear and definitive understanding of his speech. This is shown in situations such as his conversations over his cell phone. In [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Strong Bad attempts to pose as Pom Pom by, among other things, mimicking his speech: &amp;quot;Hey, give me that! Uh, I mean — bubble, bubble-dee-bubble. Dubble Bubble.&amp;quot; Pom Pom's old-timey counterpart, [[Fat Dudley]], speaks by singing a simple &amp;quot;bo-bo-bo&amp;quot; tune. His 20X6 counterpart, [[Pan Pan]], speaks by making a bouncing noise.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sherlock]], the helicoper/cow from Strong Bad's [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]], speaks only through indistinct mumbling. No other character has shown or demonstrated the ability to understand what Sherlock has ever &amp;quot;said&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Poopsmith]] has been noted as having taken a [[Wikipedia:Vow of silence|vow of silence]], but is still able to communicate in some ways. An ironic example of this was when, in [[senior prom]] The Poopsmith was noted as the lead vocalist of [[All the King's Men!]]. Since,  unlike other characters, The Poopsmith makes no vocal sounds at all, he seems to communicate mainly in the form of gestures such as shrugs of the shoulders and thumbs-up; additionally, he has communicated by holding up a written sign. In [[different town]], Strong Bad claimed that one thing he would change about his town is that &amp;quot;the Poopsmith ... could talk&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Word running gags]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:10:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Deliberately_Poor_English</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Random Junk===&lt;br /&gt;
I just noticed the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;br /&gt;
I haven't made any major changes to the site, but I did make the [[Hoisin Sauce]] article, a lot of it is edited from the original I made, but it's still there. A lot of the stuf I made ended up getting deleted, or sometimes I just gave people an idea on how to add to it. Some people say I'm a nerd, I am sort of, but I'd rather be a nerd than a moron. I don't really have anything else to say, soooooo, bye for now!&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hobbies===&lt;br /&gt;
I like to play video games, and (hopefully you followed the above link) sprite. I also like to read and hang out with my friends. I also like to write HTML code, yes I'm only 12 and I write HTML code. I spend alot of time on the computer making websites and watching Homestar Runner toons. I like to play Soccer and Basketball. I also just noticed that the Homestar in the top left corner of the site blinks... so realistic.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:32:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Songs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Weezer&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:25:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Songs====&lt;br /&gt;
#The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars&lt;br /&gt;
#Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance&lt;br /&gt;
#Peanut Butter Jelly Time by The Buckwheat Boys&lt;br /&gt;
#1 Step Closer by Linkin Park&lt;br /&gt;
#Buddy Holly by Wheezer&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:25:00 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link. My nick is my Wiki name: Emiga or Emiga9&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:15:57 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link.&lt;br /&gt;
{{userboxtop}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:14:33 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:55:47 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad [[haircut]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:37:10 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Emiga==&lt;br /&gt;
I was born on May 6, of '94. I like to play Video Games and I like to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spriting Sprite], not the soda... Follow the link.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Favorites===&lt;br /&gt;
(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/kingdomhearts/ Kingdom Hearts]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-587&amp;amp; Super Smash Bros.]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://na.square-enix.com/games/FFX/ Final Fantasy X]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php?id=hp_scspot&amp;amp;lid=SITE_sonic&amp;amp;lpos=hp_sonicpromolink Sonic Adventure 2 Battle]&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=MgPaem-46aNMzXn7gdCGl4ZuUbuRjdz9 Kirby Squeak Squad]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Web Series/Toons====&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.homestarrunner.com Homestar Runner] (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html Kingdom Hearts Chronicles] (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/ignoranceisbliss.html Ignorance is bliss] (song thing)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html It's Raining It's Boring] (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/itsrainingitsboring.html Final Fantasy X Photograph]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Quotes====&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&amp;quot; - Strong Mad (Haircut)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Do I have something on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt? I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt.&amp;quot; - Sora (Kingdom Hearts Chronicles 1.1)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;It's snowing footballs? OH MY GOD!&amp;quot; - Me&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;Hmm... what would Amish Jeff do?&amp;quot; - Jeff (It's Raining It's Boring)&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;quot;I sure did&amp;quot; - Homestar Runner (Bug in mouth disease)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:36:06 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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====Video games====&lt;br /&gt;
#Kingdom Hearts&lt;br /&gt;
#Super Smash Bros.&lt;br /&gt;
#Final Fantasy X&lt;br /&gt;
#Sonic Adventure 2 Battle&lt;br /&gt;
#Kirby Squeak Squad&lt;br /&gt;
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#Homestar Runner (Any of them)&lt;br /&gt;
#Kingdom Hearts Chronicles (1.1-1.3)&lt;br /&gt;
#Final Fantasy X Sonic (Ep.1-5)&lt;br /&gt;
#It's Raining It's Boring (Single Toon)&lt;br /&gt;
#Final Fantasy X Photograph&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:55:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User:Emiga</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Emiga</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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(1= best)&lt;br /&gt;
#Kingdom Hearts&lt;br /&gt;
#Super Smash Bros.&lt;br /&gt;
#Final Fantasy X&lt;br /&gt;
#Sonic Adventure 2 Battle&lt;br /&gt;
#Kirby Squeak Squad&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:50:48 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Emiga</comments>		</item>
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			<title>HRWiki:Sandbox</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki:Sandbox</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;    &amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: WHATYOUTALKINBOUT?&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;    AaAaAaAaA,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    UuUUH... Stroh borg&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Who you typwe wif boxers on I tink al gloves blong to Poo-smee&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Omg, I don't know whatomg means!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    We are all typing in HTML!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Homsar, The Unguraits, and Emiga&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Free Country, USA.   &lt;br /&gt;
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The Unguraits can type?!?!?!?!   &lt;br /&gt;
A creation of '''''Boredom''''' DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!    &lt;br /&gt;
lol    &lt;br /&gt;
rofl lolz   &lt;br /&gt;
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- [[User:Emiga|Emiga]] 22:38, 11 March 2007 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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.derob osla m'I esuaceb '''''[[User:The Chort|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;trohC ehT]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;''''' yb dekcarC&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;tandy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I e-mail myself because I'm a DORK!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AAAAAAAAAAAAA(sings)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Homestar! Have you been on my broken Tandy again?! Well, YOU'RE BANNED ([[Crazy Cartoon|punches Homestar 328785283 times]])&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry about that. Well, off to check my REAL E-MAIL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-実質の「強い悪い状態」&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;tandy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;你好！你有没有车？你有什么车？&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:39:41 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<title>HRWiki:Sandbox</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;    &amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: the cheat&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;    AaAaAaAaA,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    UuUUH... Stroh borg&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Who you typwe wif boxers on I tink al gloves blong to Poo-smee&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Omg, I don't know whatomg means!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    We are all typing in HTML!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Homsar, The Unguraits, and Emiga&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;    Free Country, USA.   &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;   &lt;br /&gt;
The Unguraits can type?!?!?!?!   &lt;br /&gt;
A creation of '''''Boredom''''' DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!    &lt;br /&gt;
lol    &lt;br /&gt;
rofl lolz   &lt;br /&gt;
 ha    &lt;br /&gt;
- ha ha   &lt;br /&gt;
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- [[User:Emiga|Emiga]] 22:38, 11 March 2007 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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Hacked by [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] because I'm bored.&lt;br /&gt;
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.derob osla m'I esuaceb '''''[[User:The Chort|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color: orange;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;trohC ehT]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;''''' yb dekcarC&lt;br /&gt;
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA(sings)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-Strong Bad&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Homestar! Have you been on my broken Tandy again?! Well, YOU'RE BANNED ([[Crazy Cartoon|punches Homestar 328785283 times]])&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry about that. Well, off to check my REAL E-MAIL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-実質の「強い悪い状態」&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;tandy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;你好！你有没有车？你有什么车？&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:38:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Sandbox</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User talk:Emiga</title>
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== Show preview/useless edits ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello Emiga, I see that you have made several consecutive edits to the same page. I want to point out the Show Preview button. It's right next to the Save Page button when you edit. You should use it whenever you are making a lot of experimental edits, for example when you are trying to get formatting right. Using the Show Preview button is quicker and easier than saving and clicking &amp;quot;edit&amp;quot; again, and will keep [[Special:recent changes|recent changes]] and page histories from being flooded. In addition, quite a few of your recent changes have been reverted. Please think carefully about whether to change something or not. Remember, be bold, but know when not to be also. Thanks for your consideration, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 16:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the second time I'm writing. Please stop making useless edits, they will just be reverted. If you are unsure as to whether an edit is worthwhile or not, please feel free to discuss it on the article's talk page. You can also look [[HRWiki:Standards|here]] for more information as to what to add. We appreciate your contributions, and hope you will make useful ones in the future. [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 16:31, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:How is a picture useless??? And even if it is, you don't have to delort it! Anyway, you told me not to overflow the history, but deleting it causes an extra entry on the history. I'm just trying my best, anyways, I thought it was useful for the entry on head bad's voice.&lt;br /&gt;
Get off my case,&lt;br /&gt;
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::You misunderstand me. I'm not trying to get on your case, I'm trying to help you develop proper wiki etiquette. I was pretty sure that the pic was a double (I happened to be wrong, and I apologize), and when you added it to the page, it took up the entire width, and did not look good at all, as you weren't using the &amp;quot;thumb&amp;quot; tag correctly. (had you used &amp;quot;show preview, we could have avoided that problem.) In addition, pictures are rarely necessary in the middle of a page like that, the exeption being for close ups of glitches or easter eggs or the like. As for the &amp;quot;extra entry in the history&amp;quot; you mentioned, new edits, and therefore new history entries, are fine. It is perfectly acceptable to make a new edit. The problem is when you start seeing the same person editing the same page 5 times in the space of 2 minutes because the link they added was broken and they didn't preview first. I will admit I was being a bit harsh on you after seeing like 3 or 4 edits that clearly did need reverting, and probably would not have gone nova on the pic like that if it were someone else. For that, you have my sincerest apologies. I really do understand that you are trying your best, and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we really appreciate it. I will try to lighten up on you in the future, as long as you try to start using the &amp;quot;show preview&amp;quot; button more often. (Personally, I use that button before posting anything I do aside from a revert or minor grammatical or spelling change. Better to take the extra 2 seconds to check than flood recent changes and have to fix it anyway.) Hoping we can put this behind us and become friends, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 21:51, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Emiga: you're doing fine.  You're making good-faith edits to the wiki, and it's okay if not everything you do is perfect.  As DeFender said, your contributions are appreciated.  DeFender: some of your suggestions are good, but [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|don't bite the newcomers]]!  It takes a little while to get used to the way things work around here. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:06, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Trey, I agree. I didn't mean to bite the newcomer, and I have already apologized for it. I am less concerned about the useless edits (as you said, they ''are'' in good faith) as I am about the lack of &amp;quot;show preview&amp;quot; use. I probably shouldn't have gotten on his case at all about the content of the edits, as he was in fact trying to help. But I still stress the importance of previewing before saving. [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 22:10, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm kind of sorry too for overreacting to what you said. I apologize also. I guess I was just trying to hard to help, and missed a few mistakes. It's not all your fault, partly mine. And from now on, I will try to make sure my additions are well thought-out&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Kissy Boots.PNG|200px|thumb|Kissy Boots in action.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The girls join the Battle of the Bands.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Intercom|Intercom]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Floor Tom|Floor Tom]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty]], [[Strong Sad]] (head), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|Trolls]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|A Shark]], {{Film|Strong Bad}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The School|The School]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#School Stage|School Stage]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Dressing Room|Dressing Room]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' January 17, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 2:24&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. The Cheerleader shirt says &amp;quot;Suga Sweet&amp;quot;. The Cheerleader's desk has a square of paper, So and So's desk has a lamp on it, The Ugly One's desk has an open book on it, and What's Her Face's desk's legs are bent.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??&lt;br /&gt;
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' ''{hearts over head and drooling awkwardly}'' That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called &amp;quot;Smartly Pretty&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{we are shown a CD case with &amp;quot;(S)m&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;r+ly Pr&amp;amp;Sigma;(&amp;amp;pi;)y&amp;quot; written on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! ''{suddenly sotto voce}'' No. ''{cheerfully}'' We're called &amp;quot;Kissy Boots&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{a CD case which says &amp;quot;Kissy Boots&amp;quot; and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads...}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your step mom has questionable taste.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{So and So's step-mother, who bears a very strong resemblance to the [[Arrow'd Guy]], appears from behind the clothes rack.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MRS. SO-AND-SO-ERSON:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear, Cheerleader with a guitar, So and So on keyboard, What's Her Face on bass and The Ugly One on drums.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! ''{music pauses}'' Ooncha ooncha! ''{music resumes}'' One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large [[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]] eats her head.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours &amp;quot;Ranch Dress&amp;quot; over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' STEP-MOMMED!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a huge mouth with &amp;quot;BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!&amp;quot; written on its teeth.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the school auditorium, where the Intercom (mounted on a robot body) stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''INTERCOM:''' Alright, give it up for &amp;quot;Fatty's Big Chance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A large man, presumably Fatty, with a saxophone and checkerboard pants appears from stage right.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Fatty vanishes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''INTERCOM:''' Next up is &amp;quot;Kissyboots&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader's shirt now says &amp;quot;X-girl&amp;quot;. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears a black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A group of trolls enters the dressing room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A huge multi-sided die lands on her from above.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Oh, that's rough.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the end title which reads &amp;quot;it's over!&amp;quot;. Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click the &amp;quot;o&amp;quot; to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of [[Pizza|pizza]] (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Click the &amp;quot;!&amp;quot; to see what happened to Tompkins.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are in the principal's office. Tompkins is standing to the left of Strong Bad. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading &amp;quot;PRINICPAL&amp;quot; [sic] and has a Sega cartridge saying &amp;quot;Road Rash.&amp;quot; Tompkins is wearing shorts, and has his right hand in his pocket. Tompkins is also wearing a T-Shirt with the word &amp;quot;Truk&amp;quot; [sic] on it, and a poorly drawn truck on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
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:'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal ''{pronounced as prin-ICK-pal}'' Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!&lt;br /&gt;
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Tompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.&lt;br /&gt;
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:'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!&lt;br /&gt;
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think you're gonna turn out... HG HJHG HAAAALL ''{pronounced HAAAAAAL}'' right!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad issue where all four girls clearly die.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first appearance of a main character (namely, Pom Pom and Strong Sad) in a Teen Girl Squad issue (outside of an Easter egg).&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Strong Bad has made an apparently personal comment during narration.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time that someone other than Strong Bad has said &amp;quot;IT'S OVER!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time someone said the word &amp;quot;[[Crap|crap]]&amp;quot; in a Teen Girl Squad issue.&lt;br /&gt;
*The main stage also appears in both the main email and an Easter egg in [[death metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Smartly Pretty is spelled using [[Wikipedia: calculus|calculus]] symbols.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Look, I know Strong Sad is on So and So's shirt. I also know that Mrs. So-and-so-erson is the Man with the Huge Mouth. Both of these are already noted in the transcript. Don't put them here! --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*So and So appears twice in this issue with two sharp fangs; The Ugly One also grows [[Fangs (Teen Girl Squad)|fangs]] in [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One have no chairs by or attached to their desks to sit on.&lt;br /&gt;
*During their first practice session, So-and-So looks like she is playing some odd mix between a Gibson Explorer and a Fender Jazz Bass, and What's Her Face is playing a Gibson V-Factor (more commonly known as the Flying V) with a Fender headstock.&lt;br /&gt;
*In issue 7 of Teen Girl Squad, the girls tell on Tompkins for &amp;quot;making a swear&amp;quot; when he said heck. In this issue, he says &amp;quot;Awww, Peas!&amp;quot;, an example of a [[Wikipedia:Minced oath|minced oath]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please don't say that Strong Sad is on So and So's shirt, because it's already in the transcript. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The die that crushes So And So is a [[Wikipedia:Icosahedron|20-sided die]]. [[Wikipedia:Dodecahedron|Twelve-sided dice]] have pentagonal faces.&lt;br /&gt;
*The blue lines on the paper are misplaced inside Tompkins' speech bubble in the Easter egg.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the actual Battle of the Bands concert, it's quite clear that the only instruments being played are Cheerleader's three-necked guitar and What's Her Face's bass. However, you can easily distinguish the sound of a drumset being played in the background of the song.&lt;br /&gt;
*Before &amp;quot;Kissy Boots&amp;quot; practice, the piano loop overlaps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheerleader is supposed to play the guitar; however, in the closet jam, the instrument she is holding has only 4 tuners like a bass.&lt;br /&gt;
*Two of What's Her Face's vertebrae are floating in the air after the shark bites her &amp;quot;most of me&amp;quot; off.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Ooncha ooncha, one, two, three-cha&amp;quot;  and Tompkins debuted in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;[[-erson]]&amp;quot; tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is a running gag also previously used on Teen Girl Squad Issue #7.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is called a &amp;quot;prinicpal&amp;quot; (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and by Tompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].&lt;br /&gt;
*What's Her Face's desk is resting on her lap, and this could be a reference to the DVD commentary for the email &amp;quot;[[date]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When What's Her Face points out that Mrs. So-and-so-erson has &amp;quot;like a million jogging suits&amp;quot; her mouth looks like one of the earlier versions of What's Her Face when she had huge lips.  This early version is in Matt and Mike's sketchbook on the DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Okay, some people just aren't getting it. When I say &amp;quot;Strong Sad is on So and So's shirt is already in the transcript so don't put it in Trivia&amp;quot;, I also mean don't put it in Inside References! --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheerleader's inexplicable change of dress when she says &amp;quot;No yous guys&amp;quot; is similar to what happens to a pile of marshmallows in [[Meet Marshie]].&lt;br /&gt;
*When So and So talks about Tompkins being a renegade, she has an expression on her face reminiscent of [[Doreauxgard]] in [[lackey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Smartly Pretty is spelled using the [[Pi]] symbol.&lt;br /&gt;
*What's Her Face's title card descriptions are usually meant to portray her as uncool; therefore, the &amp;quot;college radio!&amp;quot; caption probably refers to [[radio]], in which Strong Bad described college radio as &amp;quot;utter misery&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Breadtangle&amp;quot; refers to cafeteria pizzas which are rectangular in shape, and very bready.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Sega Tapes|Sega &amp;quot;tape&amp;quot;]] (technically a ROM cartridge) Tompkins steals in the Easter egg is &amp;quot;Road Rash.&amp;quot;  Road Rash was a [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]/Sega MegaDrive game where you race on motorcycles and knock other racers off their motorcycles by punching them or using clubs.&lt;br /&gt;
*All of Kissyboots' music is taken from the in-game music of Road Rash.&lt;br /&gt;
*One of The Ugly One's drums reads &amp;quot;mr. drummond&amp;quot;, a reference to Philip Drummond, a character in the '70s/'80s TV show ''[[IMDB:tt0077003|Diff'rent Strokes]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheerleader's three-necked guitar is a reference to [http://www.jemsite.com/jem/model/vai_triple.htm Steve Vai's guitar], which he played in the video for &amp;quot;Just Like Paradise&amp;quot; by David Lee Roth.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;16 hour drum solo&amp;quot; brings to mind the epic drum solos of  &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (song)|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida]]&amp;quot; by [[wikipedia:Iron Butterfly|Iron Butterfly]] and [[wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] drummer [[wikipedia:John Bonham|John Bonham's]] solo in &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:The Song Remains the Same (song)|The Song Remains the Same]]&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Moby Dick (song)|Moby Dick]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheerleader's close-up of her with a hat, moustache, glasses, and a tie is similar to that of the [[Wikipedia:Blues Brothers|Blues Brothers]], though the way she says &amp;quot;yous guys&amp;quot; also directs the reference toward Edward G. Robinson. &lt;br /&gt;
*The classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon [[Wikipedia:Jabberjaw|Jabberjaw]] also had a shark as a band member. &lt;br /&gt;
*The trolls and the gamers multi-sided die are staples of [[Wikipedia:Role_playing_game|RPGs]] such as [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and dragons|Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The trolls' language sounds vaguely &amp;quot;Gothic&amp;quot; (in the ethnic sense of the word) to go with So and So's image. It also bears a striking resemblance to [http://www.kli.org Klingon] which along with [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and dragons|Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] are 2 of the best known geek symbols.&lt;br /&gt;
*The opening quote for So and So &amp;quot;[http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000063T50/002-1408612-1164808?v=glance Hooked on Classics]&amp;quot; refers to a real compilation album. It consists of classical musical themes set against rock beats.&lt;br /&gt;
*The pose for the shark at the end is remarkably similar to the pose of the Shark enemy in Final Fantasy 1.&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatty's Big Chance is clearly a Ska band, what with his checkered pants and the phrase &amp;quot;pick-it-up&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
**This is likely a specific reference to the 1970's British ska band [[Wikipedia:Bad_Manners|Bad Manners]] and its fat, shaven-headed singer [[Wikipedia:Buster_Bloodvessel|Buster Bloodvessel]]. The checkered pants match the standard set by the British ska label [[Wikipedia:Two_Tone|Two Tone]], on which Bad Manners recorded. Additionally, Bad Manners recorded the song &amp;quot;Lip Up, Fatty&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*What's Her Face's bass transforming into a shark is a reference to the 1997 TV special, &amp;quot;[[IMDB:tt0218329|Hey, Hey, It's the Monkees]]&amp;quot;. During a musical sequence, Mike's guitar turns into a shark.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the girls form Kissy Boots, note that The Ugly One is the drummer.  [[Wikipedia:Ringo Starr|Ringo Starr]] was the drummer for [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]].  Each Beatle had his own little nickname, and Ringo was also known as &amp;quot;The Ugly One&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
**Also note that What's Her Face plays bass left-handed, just like [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]] from [[The Beatles]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Commentary Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Mike Chapman]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' So, we got our man Ryan Sterritt up in the house! Ryan, give a shout-out!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' Yo, yo!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Um, what is The Ugly One doing listening to pinebark, Mike?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Does What's Her Face never have an apostrophe?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Uh yeah, y&amp;amp;mdash; I noticed that this week you added one for number ten. And she usually doesn't have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' And she's never had one before? I mean, it ''should'' have one, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' I mean, sometimes &amp;quot;it's over&amp;quot;, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Didn't we fix all the &amp;quot;it's over&amp;quot;s?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' We did, but only two of the nine had apostrophes.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' On the website?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' But on the DVD they've all got 'em. I've finally learned the difference. Because of your Strong Bad's, uh, Rhythm and Grammar song!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Well, there you go!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' So... these days, one of the Teen Girl Squad's members almost always has fangs, at some point in the cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Tha&amp;amp;mdash;  that's always Mike. Mike loves to add the fangs. You know that Mike drew those frames if they have fangs.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{sotto voce}'' I drew that. ''{normal volume}'' And I played bass! Like&amp;amp;mdash;  like What's Her Face! I know what she's going through.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Like Kim Gordon! And&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Darcy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Laura! Laura from Superchunk, and Darcy from Smashing Pumpkins.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' Jabucks had a girl bass player.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Did they? Look at that poor guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Kim Deal? Girl bassists... I'm not a girl, just to be clear! ''{laughs}'' I don't know how we got on girl bass players.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Hey guys, look at how creepy Mrs. So-and-so-erson is.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' I remember going to friends' houses and, like, their&amp;amp;mdash; the walk-in closet was kind of a fun place to play.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' The, uh&amp;amp;mdash; the New You used to play in a walk-in closet I had at the Plaza Apartments! And we played for months and months and months and the day before I moved out was the only day someone came and complained about the noise... which was really surprising. Umm, so, I'm not believing that stuff about a bombing sixteen-hour drum solo, you guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You can't&amp;amp;mdash;  ha&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Uh, so now, we've personified that speaker, uh, into some kind of speaker robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Kinda looks like Screech's best friend robot that's in one episode of Saved by the Bell.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Um, Kevin is his name.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. Fatty there, of course, being&amp;amp;mdash; representing the ska contingent.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Were you ever into ska, Ry?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' Uh, yeah. Ska punk.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah? ''{laughs}'' Pick it up, pick it up, BossTones? Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So what...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' Yeah. There's some Magadog on— there's some others with other catchy names.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' ''{sings}'' Sound system gonna bring me back up right. Op Ivy, guys? That were I first heard &amp;quot;pick it up, pick it up&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Eh, Op Ivy?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{laughs}'' Dis my new band.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT and MIKE:'''  Dis Marky... and the Bitsy Boys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' So were those people— were those supposed to be people in the foreground?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Or black lollipops?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Oh no.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Oh wait, did she die then?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fun Facts===&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Strong Bad's Rhythm and Grammar&amp;quot; song Mike refers to is from [[local news]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:tgs8.html|watch &amp;quot;Teen Girl Squad Issue 8&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:tgs8.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;Teen Girl Squad Issue 8&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar:TGS8.m4v|download &amp;quot;Teen Girl Squad Issue 8&amp;quot; for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:1770|forum thread re: &amp;quot;Teen Girl Squad Issue 8&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{subtitlesLinks|tgs8}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/**/A question&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Welcome! ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, '''{{PAGENAME}}''', welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki! We can always use new registered users around here, so I'm glad you're on. A word of warning, though: Before you do any major editing, you'll want to read up on [[HRWiki:Standards|our editing standards]]. And if this is the first [[Wikipedia:MediaWiki|MediaWiki]] based wiki (or first wiki) you've used check out [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Index the MediaWiki User's Guide], or for quick reference, our [[Help:Editing]] page. If you have any questions that aren't answered on [[HRWiki:FAQ|our FAQ]], post them on [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|its talk page]], or you can [[User talk:ACupOfCoffee|ask me directly]]. Most people here are pretty good about [[Meatball:AssumeStupidityNotMalice|assuming stupidity [read: ignorance] rather than malice]] One last thing — always sign posts on talk pages with this: &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; (it's an automatic signature and timestamp). &lt;br /&gt;
{{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:22, 13 September 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Show Preview ==&lt;br /&gt;
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DaFender, meet Show Preview. Show Preview, DaFender. Hey, this button allows you to see edits without having to actually save, so [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] doesn't get flooded. Try it, you'll love it. Your money back if not satisfied! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:49, 11 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Its O.K Dan, I'm just new. I'd like to become your friend. '''Sam the Man''' 15:11, 3/9/07&lt;br /&gt;
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== A question ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How is a picture useless??? And even if it is, you don't have to delort it! Anyway, you told me not to overflow the history, but deleting it causes an extra entry on the history. I'm just trying my best, anyways, I thought it was useful for the entry on head bad's voice.&lt;br /&gt;
Get off my case,&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Emiga|Emiga]] 20:14, 11 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Head Bad and Strong Body</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Head_Bad_and_Strong_Body</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;Making a remark on the voice of Head Bad&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|thumb|Strong Body and Head Bad]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|thumb|Nub Head and Head Nub]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Head Bad and Strong Body''' were the nicknames given to [[Strong Bad]]'s bodiless head and headless body, respectively. They first appeared in late 2000 on [[Main Page 7]], and more than five years later made a reprise in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[disconnected]]. That was also the email in which the nicknames were first used; &amp;quot;Head Bad&amp;quot; was coined by [[Coach Z]], and &amp;quot;Strong Body&amp;quot; by [[Bubs]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad figured that having his body separated would double his productivity, allowing him to be in two places at once. Head Bad can give people career advice while Strong Body riots against the local municipality. Head Bad can also take a vacation on a [[The Island|deserted island]] while Strong Body shows off his new moves at [[Club Technochocolate]]. Bubs even claims that &amp;quot;Without all that extra head ballast, [Strong Body's] moves are twicely fresh&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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When Head Bad got tired of rolling around all over the place, he considered getting some &amp;quot;repulsorlifts&amp;quot; added for anti-gravity action, but decided that exhaust pipes have more muscle.  Strong Body and Head Bad also attained the power to regenerate, creating two &amp;quot;perfectly formed&amp;quot; Strong Bad specimens that look and sound nothing like Strong Bad, which is strange for Head Bad, because he was talking in his normal voice before he regenerated. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Complete Filmography===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 7]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[disconnected]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Character Variations]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Hoisin Sauce</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Hoisin_Sauce</link>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Hoisin_Sauce.PNG|right|thumb|100px|A spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's &amp;quot;Disturbing soft serve flip&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Hoisin Sauce Ma-jig.PNG|left|thumb|Homsar's Hoisin Sauce]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin Sauce]]''' is a Chinese dipping sauce, also known as Chinese Barbeque Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonfull of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head to find out what the temperature was. It's not clear why they did this, as they got an accurate answer by asking him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], Hoisin sauce was one of the choices given in Homsar's Easter egg.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[keep cool]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Food and drinks]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Pom Pom</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Pom_Pom</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Fighting Skills */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{charnav|Pom Pom|pp|Strong Sad|Marzipan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|pom pom}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:pompom.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Probably talking to some fine honey on his celly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Babypp.PNG|thumb|Bouncy, bouncy...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Pom Pom''' (also spelled '''Pom-Pom''') is a Pom from the [[Pom Pom, Too|Isle of Pom]]. Pom Pom, like all Poms, appears to be inflated. He talks by making [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|bubbly noises]] and can absorb objects into his body for storage, suggesting that he is made of some sort of carbonated/gelatinous substance. He is also quite skilled in [[Wikipedia:Martial Art|martial arts]] (see [[Pom Pom#Fighting Skills|below]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Pom Pom is [[Homestar Runner]]'s best friend, but he sometimes hangs out with [[Strong Bad]] as well. He has such an open mind that he spends time with even unpopular characters such as the [[The King of Town|King of Town]] and [[The Poopsmith]]. Pom Pom is often seen talking on [[Cell Phone|his cell phone]] to his many [[Pom Pom's girls|girlfriends]], and he keeps track of their contact information in his [[Pom Pilot]]. His parents' names are [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]], as seen in an Easter egg in the Strong Bad Email [[pom pom]]. Pom Pom was going to have a dog named [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]], but this concept seems to have been abandoned.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|&amp;quot;The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[:Category:Pom Pom Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Character Video Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
''{'''Page Title''': The Most Mackinest!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Pom Pom is talking on his phone.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Here go Pom Pom. ''{to Pom Pom}'' What's up, Pom Pom? ''{Pom Pom gestures to his phone}'' Oh, sorry. ''{to camera}'' Pom Pom is definitely the mack around here. And he's my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants! But that only happened once. ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey Pom Pom—''{Pom Pom looks at him angrily and points to his phone}'' Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly. ''{Pom Pom gets out his wallet and shows the camera some pictures of his girlfriends, then tries to put it back in  later but a part of it is sticking out, which he shoves it in with more force.}'' About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. ''{to Pom Pom}'' Isn't that right, Pom Pom? ''{irritated, Pom Pom snaps his phone shut and bubbles angrily at Homestar}'' Oh, sorry again man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool. ''{Pom Pom sighs, puts his phone away, shakes his head and bounces away}'' Pom Pom and I are still cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fighting Skills ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MartialArtsPom-Pom.PNG|thumb|right|160px|Kung-Fu skills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Pom Pom is a good martial arts fighter and appears to enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first instance of Pom Pom fighting is in his dojo from the [[Theme Song Video]] where he practices his moves, this is broadened on later in the email [[pom pom]] where he gets a [[Nintendo|1-Up]] by beating [[Strong Bad]]. In the commentary for the same email [[The Brothers Chaps]] discussed wanting to make a side scrolling Pom Pom fighting game. This also was seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]], [[personal favorites]] where he got into a &amp;quot;knife fight&amp;quot; with [[Coach Z]]. Later in [[Summer Short Shorts]], Pom Pom shows off his skills with a [[Wikipedia:Bō|Bō]] and disappears with a smoke bomb.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Driver's license ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;POM POM&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
125 Lexington Ave&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Isle Of Pom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
SEX  HEIGHT  WEIGHT&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
POM   6'2&amp;quot;    4 lbs&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
ORGAN&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
DONOR&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Phone Numbers===&lt;br /&gt;
''Home'': (123) 456-7890&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Cell'': (123) 555-8307&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Pager'': (718) 555-1059&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on the area code for his pager number, Pom Pom has either lived or does business in the outer boroughs of New York City. 123 is not a real area code, as none (in the [[wikipedia:North American Numbering Plan|North American Numbering Plan]], at least) begin with the numeral 1.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom's &amp;quot;voice&amp;quot; is the same re-used sound sample of [[Mike Chapman]] blowing bubbles into a glass of milk.  His is the only voice that is never recorded fresh for every toon (and never has since his first appearance).&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;The Most Mackinest&amp;quot; is a phrase taken from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]]' song &amp;quot;Shake Your Rump.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom is the only main character whose parents have been seen on the site, in a picture in [[Pom Pom, Too]]. They are differently-colored Poms there, but Strong Bad hypothetically envisions them as a [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|File Cabinet]] in [[Family Resemblence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Pom Pom's ringtone is a clip of DJ Teh Cheat's remix of [[The Geddup Noise]], as heard in [[technology]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom seems to own a firearm, as he has pulled out a gun in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Variatons ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat Dudley]] ([[Old-Timey]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan Pan]] ([[20X6]])&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wikipedia:Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man|Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man]] (from [[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Michael_Moore|Michael Moore]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Kool-Aid_Man|Kool-Aid Man]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Kamala (wrestler)|Kamala the Ugandan Giant]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Big Boy (from [http://www.bobs.net/ Bob's Big Boy]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Walter Sobchak from [[The Big Lebowski]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom Evolution]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nicknames#Pom Pom|Nicknames]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch Pom Pom's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:vcr_pp.swf|view the Flash file for Pom Pom's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|pom pom}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:pompom.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Probably talking to some fine honey on his celly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Babypp.PNG|thumb|Bouncy, bouncy...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Pom Pom''' (also spelled '''Pom-Pom''') is a Pom from the [[Pom Pom, Too|Isle of Pom]]. Pom Pom, like all Poms, appears to be inflated. He talks by making [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|bubbly noises]] and can absorb objects into his body for storage, suggesting that he is made of some sort of carbonated/gelatinous substance. He is also quite skilled in [[Wikipedia:Martial Art|martial arts]] (see [[Pom Pom#Fighting Skills|below]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Pom Pom is [[Homestar Runner]]'s best friend, but he sometimes hangs out with [[Strong Bad]] as well. He has such an open mind that he spends time with even unpopular characters such as the [[The King of Town|King of Town]] and [[The Poopsmith]]. Pom Pom is often seen talking on [[Cell Phone|his cell phone]] to his many [[Pom Pom's girls|girlfriends]], and he keeps track of their contact information in his [[Pom Pilot]]. His parents' names are [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]], as seen in an Easter egg in the Strong Bad Email [[pom pom]]. Pom Pom was going to have a dog named [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]], but this concept seems to have been abandoned.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|&amp;quot;The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[:Category:Pom Pom Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Character Video Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
''{'''Page Title''': The Most Mackinest!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Pom Pom is talking on his phone.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Here go Pom Pom. ''{to Pom Pom}'' What's up, Pom Pom? ''{Pom Pom gestures to his phone}'' Oh, sorry. ''{to camera}'' Pom Pom is definitely the mack around here. And he's my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants! But that only happened once. ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hey Pom Pom—''{Pom Pom looks at him angrily and points to his phone}'' Oh, right. I forgot already. He's probably talking to some fine honey on his celly. ''{Pom Pom gets out his wallet and shows the camera some pictures of his girlfriends, then tries to put it back in  later but a part of it is sticking out, which he shoves it in with more force.}'' About to get her phone number. Or maybe he already has it. He gets digits like every single day. ''{to Pom Pom}'' Isn't that right, Pom Pom? ''{irritated, Pom Pom snaps his phone shut and bubbles angrily at Homestar}'' Oh, sorry again man. My bad. I wasn't trying to step to you or anything. We're still cool. ''{Pom Pom sighs, puts his phone away, shakes his head and bounces away}'' Pom Pom and I are still cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fighting Skills ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MartialArtsPom-Pom.PNG|Thumb|Skilled.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Pom Pom is a good martial arts fighter and appears to enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first instance of Pom Pom fighting is in his dojo from the [[Theme Song Video]] where he practices his moves, this is broadened on later in the email [[pom pom]] where he gets a [[Nintendo|1-Up]] by beating [[Strong Bad]]. In the commentary for the same email [[The Brothers Chaps]] discussed wanting to make a side scrolling Pom Pom fighting game. This also was seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]], [[personal favorites]] where he got into a &amp;quot;knife fight&amp;quot; with [[Coach Z]]. Later in [[Summer Short Shorts]], Pom Pom shows off his skills with a [[Wikipedia:Bō|Bō]] and disappears with a smoke bomb.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Driver's license ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;POM POM&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
125 Lexington Ave&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Isle Of Pom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SEX  HEIGHT  WEIGHT&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
POM   6'2&amp;quot;    4 lbs&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ORGAN&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
DONOR&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Phone Numbers===&lt;br /&gt;
''Home'': (123) 456-7890&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Cell'': (123) 555-8307&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Pager'': (718) 555-1059&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on the area code for his pager number, Pom Pom has either lived or does business in the outer boroughs of New York City. 123 is not a real area code, as none (in the [[wikipedia:North American Numbering Plan|North American Numbering Plan]], at least) begin with the numeral 1.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom's &amp;quot;voice&amp;quot; is the same re-used sound sample of [[Mike Chapman]] blowing bubbles into a glass of milk.  His is the only voice that is never recorded fresh for every toon (and never has since his first appearance).&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;The Most Mackinest&amp;quot; is a phrase taken from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]]' song &amp;quot;Shake Your Rump.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom is the only main character whose parents have been seen on the site, in a picture in [[Pom Pom, Too]]. They are differently-colored Poms there, but Strong Bad hypothetically envisions them as a [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|File Cabinet]] in [[Family Resemblence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Pom Pom's ringtone is a clip of DJ Teh Cheat's remix of [[The Geddup Noise]], as heard in [[technology]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom seems to own a firearm, as he has pulled out a gun in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Variatons ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat Dudley]] ([[Old-Timey]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan Pan]] ([[20X6]])&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wikipedia:Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man|Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man]] (from [[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Michael_Moore|Michael Moore]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Kool-Aid_Man|Kool-Aid Man]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Kamala (wrestler)|Kamala the Ugandan Giant]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Big Boy (from [http://www.bobs.net/ Bob's Big Boy]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Walter Sobchak from [[The Big Lebowski]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IMDB:nm1602671|Mario Batali]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom Evolution]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nicknames#Pom Pom|Nicknames]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch Pom Pom's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:vcr_pp.swf|view the Flash file for Pom Pom's character video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/garage_sale</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Easter Eggs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|129|rampage|do over}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sbemail129.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Go back to Stuckey's!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad gives his thoughts on &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sales and &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sale patrons.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' May 2, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:28&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: garage sale=money!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
hey strong bad!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
think of all da things you could get with all that money...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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cat (yeah that's my real name)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad reads the first line exaggeratedly fast, as it is written. He over-emphasizes the &amp;quot;da&amp;quot;, and doesn't read the part in parentheses, instead saying...}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and something I don't wanna read. ''{typing}'' What sort of 'da things' are we talking about here, Catman? 'Da bomb' or, uh, 'da boyz' or even, ''{not typed}'' uh, ''{typing}'' 'da hood?' Nah, I don't think I want any of dose. ''{clears screen}'' Lemme tell you a thing or two about garage sales: Ya ever get the feeling that the people just got lazy taking the trash out, so they stopped right there on the driveway and started putting price tags on things? I mean, isn't it just a little bit suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' ''{says &amp;quot;gar-&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, to rhyme with &amp;quot;garage&amp;quot;}'' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' ''{same way}'' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care. So then there's the issue of the sort of folks that frequent garage sales: bottom feeders, lemme tell ya.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's garage sale in the middle of the Field. There is a sign reading &amp;quot;GAR&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;B&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;AGE SALE&amp;quot; (with the 'B' crossed out), and [[#Some Items for Sale|merchandise]] is found everywhere with various price tags. Marzipan walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, there's the haggler, ''{&amp;quot;THE HAGGLER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a bowler derby on it for a moment.}'' the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The camera scrolls over to Bubs and Strong Bad. Bubs is holding an ugly doll.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' I'll give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' First off... all... that is Aunt Gert. And secondly, she's worth '''way''' more than the quarter I'm asking for her! Heck, I paid six-fifty for her new. And them's 1998 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Well, maybe if she was wearing a troll outfit, or a witch's hat or somethin'...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let it go for twenty-four cents.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{grimly}'' Twenty-two and a half!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You, my friend... just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut away to The Field.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next is the lurker. ''{&amp;quot;THE LURKER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a candle and two skulls on it for a moment.}'' You know, the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The camera pans down to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking at merchandise. Strong Sad steps away from Senor Cardgage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you're like, &amp;quot;Is he there just to be seen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Senor Cardgage walks off with the can of peas.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh, I feel like I need a chemical shower after talking to that guy! Do we have an emergency eyewash station?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' At least he bought something, ''lurker''! Go back to Stuckey's. ''{voiceover}'' And last, but not least...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to another part of the garage sale, this time with Marzipan and Coach Z. &amp;quot;COACH Z&amp;quot;, with a basketball instead of the O and a towel hanging off the Z, appears in the middle of the screen. Coach Z is carrying a variety of items all labeled &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot;. In front of them is a picnic blanket with more &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot; items on it, except for one, which is labeled &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...there's Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The text disappears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the &amp;quot;great for baby&amp;quot; items?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' I'd prefer that ya didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale. It's to get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them!!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar's living room. The place is a wreck, and The Cheat is standing in the middle of the room near a large bag. Frank Bennedetto is laying on its side in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{humming while stuffing Homestar's cow lamp into the bag}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{popping out of the bag}'' Hey, can you put this cow lamp back? ''{throws it out}'' We're running out of room in here. You wouldn't get much for that thing anyways. It's not even a real cow.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? And then we make a killing when we sell the stuff back to them a few weeks later at an inflated price.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the garage sale. Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing near Marzipan's answering machine on a table.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, this is perfect! I've always wanted an answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' ''{in Marzipan's voice}'' It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Marzipan looks at Strong Bad angrily, while Strong Bad looks around shiftily.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, see, it ''is'' perfect! It already knows your name, even. Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow! ''{runs off}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' More like, ''pree''-ow.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:I da bomb.PNG|thumb|da bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*At the beginning, click on &amp;quot;da bomb,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;da boyz&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; to bring up [[T-Shirts]] with phrases incorporating each term.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the Heavy Lourde to see Homestar make an offer he can't refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We got a Homestar Runner for sale! Slightly used and mostly confused. We can't ''give'' these things away. ''{leans}'' I'll take it! ''{leans other way}'' I'll take ''twelve''. ''{stands upright}'' Drive one home today!&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the answering machine to see more of Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z are at the garage sale in the same positions as before.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This garage sale is more like a gar-''&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;'' sale.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning in from offscreen}'' DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms Only!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, then I'm okay to say it!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Strong Bad and Marzipan look shocked, disturbed, and confused by Coach Z's comment.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*There are two messages on Marzipan's answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to [http://www.westegg.com/inflation/ The Inflation Calculator], A &amp;quot;1998 dollar&amp;quot; would be worth about $1.16 (as of 2005). So Strong Bad paying $6.50 for Aunt Gert in 1998 is equivalent to paying $7.53 for her in 2005.&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#typing tutor jr|typing tutor jr]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*While it is dubious that ''any'' of the objects listed as &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; are appropriate for infants, the only one known to be &amp;quot;inappropriate&amp;quot; for them is the Helicopter&amp;amp;mdash;in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], it is said to be for &amp;quot;Ages 3&amp;amp;ndash;5&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z is holding the &amp;quot;we are the scorpions!&amp;quot; box from [[your friends]], but the text &amp;quot;we are the&amp;quot; is missing from it.&lt;br /&gt;
*There has not been a [[Wikipedia: half cent|half cent]] in [[Wikipedia: US currency|US currency]] since 1857.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When the camera scrolls to the left at the beginning of the &amp;quot;Haggler&amp;quot; scene, the Garage sale sign suddenly disappears just before it should go off screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*The image of Gooblies is obviously flipped, as you can see if you zoom in on his washing care label when Strong Sad moves out of the way, the &amp;quot;G&amp;quot; is displayed backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Moms&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;the only joke Moms have&amp;quot; could be expected to be lowercase, except when it used as a title, such as in Western cultures.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Marzipan blinks during her confused expression, her outline is intruded.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is Strong Bad's [[Nicknames|nickname]] for [[Strong Mad]] in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] first appeared in [[caper]], where [[The Cheat]] broke it by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Preeeeow]]&amp;quot; is the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] for the sound [[The Paper]] makes when it comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Haggler sign's hat is a recolored version of [[Homsar|Homsar's]] bowler derby.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has previously described Senor Cardgage as smelling like [[Peas|pea]] soup, in [[kind of cool]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has also shown signs of many personalities, ie: [[do over]] with  him posing as The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z's odd behavior made him seem as though he was [[Pregnancy|pregnant]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad feels like taking a chemical [[Showering|shower]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.selectsoft.com/repository/LSTYPTUJUJ| Typing Tutor Jr.] is an educational video game made by Selectsoft Publishing for the PC and Mac in 2001.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Stuckey's|Stuckey's]] is a chain of roadside convenience stores found on highways throughout the Southeast, Southwest, and Midwest United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]], a famous sans-serif typeface.&lt;br /&gt;
*The whole email resembles an old comedy VHS film (by [http://www.theadman.net/am/video/J2%20Communications/1/ J2 Communications]) called &amp;quot;[http://www.theadman.net/a/6300167208/How-to-Have-a-Moneymaking-Garage-Sale-Starring-Phyllis-Diller.html How to Have a Money-Making Garage Sale],&amp;quot; in which [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]] discusses sensible and frivolous tips as well as the many different &amp;quot;species&amp;quot; of customers who come by.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;gar-bazh&amp;quot; pronunciation was originally made popular in Hefty Trash Bag commercials by comedian [[Wikipedia:Jonathan_Winters|Jonathan Winters]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Both a &amp;quot;chemical shower&amp;quot; and an &amp;quot;eye wash station&amp;quot; are safety features found in a common chemical laboratory, as well as in the majority of chemistry classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
*There was a short-lived comic series called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Catman (comics)|Catman]]&amp;quot;, but in this case, Strong Bad is likely making a parody of the more popular [[Batman]]. In another example of the many rock references of the Homestar Runner world, Strong Bad may also be referencing Peter Criss of KISS fame, who was known by the stagename of Catman.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Da boyz&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; are references to [[Wikipedia: Boyz N Da Hood|Boyz N Da Hood]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast-Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;I'll take it! I'll take twelve!&amp;quot; will later be used in an Easter Egg in [[looking old]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Some Items for Sale===&lt;br /&gt;
*Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====On Display====&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Troop Transport]] - $93   &lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced the [[Cheat Commandos]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s Telegramophone from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eggs]] from [[morning routine]] - $54&lt;br /&gt;
* Box labeled &amp;quot;riverquest safariventure&amp;quot; from [[theme park]] - $1.04&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] - $2&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Words I Probably Said]]&amp;quot; tape from [[autobiography]] - $67&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] - $50 &lt;br /&gt;
** The price indicates [[50 emails]], but Swiss Cake Rolls actually appeared in [[invisibility]] - which was Strong Bad Email #41, before 50 emails.&lt;br /&gt;
* [['Lectric Boots]] from [[extra plug]] - $116&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;sb_snailmail.exe&amp;quot; [[The Mailbox|mailbox]] from [[other days]] - $111&lt;br /&gt;
* Tandy 400 [[Floppy Disk Container]], which first appeared in [[little animal]] (disk showing is &amp;quot;typing tutor jr&amp;quot;) - $23&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]] from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gooblies]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cloitsterizer]] from [[suntan]]: &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot; - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* Keg of [[Cold One]]s: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $38&lt;br /&gt;
** This particular keg has not been seen before, but it is similar in shape to the [[Melonade]] keg seen in [[helium]] and other places.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Helicopter]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $93&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced The Cheat Commandos.&lt;br /&gt;
* Marzipan's Answering Machine, the [[PhoneTime XL8]] - $129&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to the current email, which is the first one to have the PhoneTime XL8 outside an Easter egg.&lt;br /&gt;
* Purple Candle from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $00&lt;br /&gt;
** The price is zero since the candle had never been seen in an email before this one.&lt;br /&gt;
* Egg Carton from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $EGG&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Hidden Items====  &lt;br /&gt;
* A bag of [[Potate]] chips (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the Flash file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]&amp;quot; book from [[50 emails]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $50&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z, as it appears in his arms later in the cartoon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Sold Items====&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Aunt Gert]]&amp;quot; pantyhose doll - $.25&lt;br /&gt;
** Sold to Bubs for 22½&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;amp;cent;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Canopy's&amp;quot; can of [[Peas|peas]] - $99&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Senor Cardgage for &amp;quot;Helvetica&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[different town]] (e-mail 99), in which [[The King of Town]] was buried alive in a box of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
** The can may also be the one the Cheat opened in [[The Cheatar]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Clock Radio]] from [[12:00]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Box of scorpions from [[your friends]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar Runner - SOLD&lt;br /&gt;
** Apparently bought by himself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] and [[Jonathan Howe]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{grunts}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ooh. Aah. Ooh. Aah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN?:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{beatboxes}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Right now. Here comes another email that I'll answer for you. Here comes another...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{inaudible}'' &amp;amp;mdash;commentary...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' That was good, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' So... this is, uh, the last email that we've made up to this point of the time that we're doing the commentaries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah we don't even know what email 130's gonna be like and we might even start making it today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's true and we still don't know what it's gonna be about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I really like Mike's work on that Easter egg of those, those, uh, &amp;quot;da-something&amp;quot; T-shirts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Oh those shirts. &amp;quot;Da boyz.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Those two babies are&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Cute babies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' And the one &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; is awesome! That skull&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' The skull and that building, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, looked into the&amp;amp;mdash; yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Why wasn't it a &amp;quot;da hoodie&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{long pause}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Jonathan has ruined the commentary once again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, it's not true.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' So what else? Ah, we were talking about other mom jokes, like there's &amp;quot;gar-bahge&amp;quot;, there's Tar&amp;amp;mdash;they call Target &amp;quot;tar-zhay&amp;quot;. All right, um, there's a couple others... I don't remember what they were. That's, that's just Homsar's derby hat on &amp;quot;The Haggler&amp;quot; with&amp;amp;mdash; and I changed the colors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I like, I like seeing all the things from the previous emails in there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah I didn't&amp;amp;mdash; Matt did, uh, all this part so I didn't even notice most of this stuff until the second or third watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' The tape...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The price, the price, um, the price on all of 'em usually corresponds to the email it was from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' A little insider trading...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except The Cheat Commando&amp;amp;mdash; I think anything that's The Cheat Commandos I make it be to the &amp;quot;army&amp;quot; email, 'cause that's where Firebert was from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' And there's a lot more expression; you see Bubs is sneering; he's like lowering his eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Anytime a character's got squinty or angry eyes you know Matt animated that part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' ''{laughs}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' What was the lobster name?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Gooblies. That was a real, that was a real stuffed animal that Matt had. There's Gooblies right there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' We went over that on the last email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Gooby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Gooby. Um, the can of peas is a clever play on words; it's Canopy's, like &amp;quot;Canopy-apostrophe-s.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Ohhh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ahhh. Clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The Canopy's brand can of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' That's clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's too much for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like the back of Strong Sad's knees there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Did you make that just for that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I did that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' It's a little&amp;amp;mdash; he's&amp;amp;mdash; they're kinda worn out. He bends them a lot it looks like. He needs to get some lotion on the back of his knees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{talking about Coach Z}'' What does he have in his hands there?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' He's got the Strong Bad comebacks book: &amp;quot;More Like, YOU Write a Book About Comebacks, Nerd&amp;quot;. Uh, the alarm clock, and maybe something else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Alarm clock might be okay for a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah, probably wouldn't know what to do with it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Or at least for someone with a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The cow lamp. We need to make the cowlamp; I want a cow lamp so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, make it. Ryan! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Somebody make one for me for my birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ryan, make that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I got it! I'm on this one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like this, her intro here. It's a great day at Marzipan's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' They would make me say that, or they wanted you to say that when I worked at Mindspring.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' It's a great day at&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' &amp;quot;It's a great day at Mindspring! This is Matt with customer service. How can I have your email address or account number, please?&amp;quot; And they'd go &amp;quot;I don't know, how can you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The version of the back of Strong Sad's legs used in this cartoon was actually first used in [[origins]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:MindSpring|MindSpring]] was a major Internet service provider which merged with [[Wikipedia:EarthLink|EarthLink]] on February 4, 2000, with the company retaining the EarthLink name.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbemailextlinks|129|3045}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar:sb_email_garagesale.m4v|download &amp;quot;garage sale&amp;quot; for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>garage sale</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;/* Easter Eggs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|129|rampage|do over}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sbemail129.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Go back to Stuckey's!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad gives his thoughts on &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sales and &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sale patrons.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' May 2, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:28&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: garage sale=money!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
hey strong bad!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
think of all da things you could get with all that money...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
cat (yeah that's my real name)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad reads the first line exaggeratedly fast, as it is written. He over-emphasizes the &amp;quot;da&amp;quot;, and doesn't read the part in parentheses, instead saying...}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and something I don't wanna read. ''{typing}'' What sort of 'da things' are we talking about here, Catman? 'Da bomb' or, uh, 'da boyz' or even, ''{not typed}'' uh, ''{typing}'' 'da hood?' Nah, I don't think I want any of dose. ''{clears screen}'' Lemme tell you a thing or two about garage sales: Ya ever get the feeling that the people just got lazy taking the trash out, so they stopped right there on the driveway and started putting price tags on things? I mean, isn't it just a little bit suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' ''{says &amp;quot;gar-&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, to rhyme with &amp;quot;garage&amp;quot;}'' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' ''{same way}'' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care. So then there's the issue of the sort of folks that frequent garage sales: bottom feeders, lemme tell ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad's garage sale in the middle of the Field. There is a sign reading &amp;quot;GAR&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;B&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;AGE SALE&amp;quot; (with the 'B' crossed out), and [[#Some Items for Sale|merchandise]] is found everywhere with various price tags. Marzipan walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, there's the haggler, ''{&amp;quot;THE HAGGLER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a bowler derby on it for a moment.}'' the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The camera scrolls over to Bubs and Strong Bad. Bubs is holding an ugly doll.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I'll give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' First off... all... that is Aunt Gert. And secondly, she's worth '''way''' more than the quarter I'm asking for her! Heck, I paid six-fifty for her new. And them's 1998 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Well, maybe if she was wearing a troll outfit, or a witch's hat or somethin'...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let it go for twenty-four cents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{grimly}'' Twenty-two and a half!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You, my friend... just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut away to The Field.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next is the lurker. ''{&amp;quot;THE LURKER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a candle and two skulls on it for a moment.}'' You know, the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The camera pans down to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking at merchandise. Strong Sad steps away from Senor Cardgage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you're like, &amp;quot;Is he there just to be seen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Senor Cardgage walks off with the can of peas.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh, I feel like I need a chemical shower after talking to that guy! Do we have an emergency eyewash station?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' At least he bought something, ''lurker''! Go back to Stuckey's. ''{voiceover}'' And last, but not least...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to another part of the garage sale, this time with Marzipan and Coach Z. &amp;quot;COACH Z&amp;quot;, with a basketball instead of the O and a towel hanging off the Z, appears in the middle of the screen. Coach Z is carrying a variety of items all labeled &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot;. In front of them is a picnic blanket with more &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot; items on it, except for one, which is labeled &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...there's Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The text disappears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the &amp;quot;great for baby&amp;quot; items?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' I'd prefer that ya didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale. It's to get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Homestar's living room. The place is a wreck, and The Cheat is standing in the middle of the room near a large bag. Frank Bennedetto is laying on its side in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{humming while stuffing Homestar's cow lamp into the bag}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{popping out of the bag}'' Hey, can you put this cow lamp back? ''{throws it out}'' We're running out of room in here. You wouldn't get much for that thing anyways. It's not even a real cow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? And then we make a killing when we sell the stuff back to them a few weeks later at an inflated price.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the garage sale. Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing near Marzipan's answering machine on a table.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, this is perfect! I've always wanted an answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' ''{in Marzipan's voice}'' It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Marzipan looks at Strong Bad angrily, while Strong Bad looks around shiftily.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, see, it ''is'' perfect! It already knows your name, even. Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow! ''{runs off}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' More like, ''pree''-ow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:I da bomb.png|thumb|da bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*At the beginning, click on &amp;quot;da bomb,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;da boyz&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; to bring up [[T-Shirts]] with phrases incorporating each term.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the Heavy Lourde to see Homestar make an offer he can't refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We got a Homestar Runner for sale! Slightly used and mostly confused. We can't ''give'' these things away. ''{leans}'' I'll take it! ''{leans other way}'' I'll take ''twelve''. ''{stands upright}'' Drive one home today!&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the answering machine to see more of Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z are at the garage sale in the same positions as before.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This garage sale is more like a gar-''&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;'' sale.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning in from offscreen}'' DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms Only!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, then I'm okay to say it!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Strong Bad and Marzipan look shocked, disturbed, and confused by Coach Z's comment.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*There are two messages on Marzipan's answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to [http://www.westegg.com/inflation/ The Inflation Calculator], A &amp;quot;1998 dollar&amp;quot; would be worth about $1.16 (as of 2005). So Strong Bad paying $6.50 for Aunt Gert in 1998 is equivalent to paying $7.53 for her in 2005.&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#typing tutor jr|typing tutor jr]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*While it is dubious that ''any'' of the objects listed as &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; are appropriate for infants, the only one known to be &amp;quot;inappropriate&amp;quot; for them is the Helicopter&amp;amp;mdash;in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], it is said to be for &amp;quot;Ages 3&amp;amp;ndash;5&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z is holding the &amp;quot;we are the scorpions!&amp;quot; box from [[your friends]], but the text &amp;quot;we are the&amp;quot; is missing from it.&lt;br /&gt;
*There has not been a [[Wikipedia: half cent|half cent]] in [[Wikipedia: US currency|US currency]] since 1857.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When the camera scrolls to the left at the beginning of the &amp;quot;Haggler&amp;quot; scene, the Garage sale sign suddenly disappears just before it should go off screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*The image of Gooblies is obviously flipped, as you can see if you zoom in on his washing care label when Strong Sad moves out of the way, the &amp;quot;G&amp;quot; is displayed backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Moms&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;the only joke Moms have&amp;quot; could be expected to be lowercase, except when it used as a title, such as in Western cultures.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Marzipan blinks during her confused expression, her outline is intruded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is Strong Bad's [[Nicknames|nickname]] for [[Strong Mad]] in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] first appeared in [[caper]], where [[The Cheat]] broke it by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Preeeeow]]&amp;quot; is the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] for the sound [[The Paper]] makes when it comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Haggler sign's hat is a recolored version of [[Homsar|Homsar's]] bowler derby.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has previously described Senor Cardgage as smelling like [[Peas|pea]] soup, in [[kind of cool]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has also shown signs of many personalities, ie: [[do over]] with  him posing as The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z's odd behavior made him seem as though he was [[Pregnancy|pregnant]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad feels like taking a chemical [[Showering|shower]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.selectsoft.com/repository/LSTYPTUJUJ| Typing Tutor Jr.] is an educational video game made by Selectsoft Publishing for the PC and Mac in 2001.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Stuckey's|Stuckey's]] is a chain of roadside convenience stores found on highways throughout the Southeast, Southwest, and Midwest United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]], a famous sans-serif typeface.&lt;br /&gt;
*The whole email resembles an old comedy VHS film (by [http://www.theadman.net/am/video/J2%20Communications/1/ J2 Communications]) called &amp;quot;[http://www.theadman.net/a/6300167208/How-to-Have-a-Moneymaking-Garage-Sale-Starring-Phyllis-Diller.html How to Have a Money-Making Garage Sale],&amp;quot; in which [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]] discusses sensible and frivolous tips as well as the many different &amp;quot;species&amp;quot; of customers who come by.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;gar-bazh&amp;quot; pronunciation was originally made popular in Hefty Trash Bag commercials by comedian [[Wikipedia:Jonathan_Winters|Jonathan Winters]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Both a &amp;quot;chemical shower&amp;quot; and an &amp;quot;eye wash station&amp;quot; are safety features found in a common chemical laboratory, as well as in the majority of chemistry classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
*There was a short-lived comic series called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Catman (comics)|Catman]]&amp;quot;, but in this case, Strong Bad is likely making a parody of the more popular [[Batman]]. In another example of the many rock references of the Homestar Runner world, Strong Bad may also be referencing Peter Criss of KISS fame, who was known by the stagename of Catman.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Da boyz&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; are references to [[Wikipedia: Boyz N Da Hood|Boyz N Da Hood]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast-Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;I'll take it! I'll take twelve!&amp;quot; will later be used in an Easter Egg in [[looking old]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Some Items for Sale===&lt;br /&gt;
*Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====On Display====&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Troop Transport]] - $93   &lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced the [[Cheat Commandos]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s Telegramophone from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eggs]] from [[morning routine]] - $54&lt;br /&gt;
* Box labeled &amp;quot;riverquest safariventure&amp;quot; from [[theme park]] - $1.04&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] - $2&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Words I Probably Said]]&amp;quot; tape from [[autobiography]] - $67&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] - $50 &lt;br /&gt;
** The price indicates [[50 emails]], but Swiss Cake Rolls actually appeared in [[invisibility]] - which was Strong Bad Email #41, before 50 emails.&lt;br /&gt;
* [['Lectric Boots]] from [[extra plug]] - $116&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;sb_snailmail.exe&amp;quot; [[The Mailbox|mailbox]] from [[other days]] - $111&lt;br /&gt;
* Tandy 400 [[Floppy Disk Container]], which first appeared in [[little animal]] (disk showing is &amp;quot;typing tutor jr&amp;quot;) - $23&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]] from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gooblies]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cloitsterizer]] from [[suntan]]: &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot; - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* Keg of [[Cold One]]s: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $38&lt;br /&gt;
** This particular keg has not been seen before, but it is similar in shape to the [[Melonade]] keg seen in [[helium]] and other places.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Helicopter]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $93&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced The Cheat Commandos.&lt;br /&gt;
* Marzipan's Answering Machine, the [[PhoneTime XL8]] - $129&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to the current email, which is the first one to have the PhoneTime XL8 outside an Easter egg.&lt;br /&gt;
* Purple Candle from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $00&lt;br /&gt;
** The price is zero since the candle had never been seen in an email before this one.&lt;br /&gt;
* Egg Carton from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $EGG&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Hidden Items====  &lt;br /&gt;
* A bag of [[Potate]] chips (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the Flash file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]&amp;quot; book from [[50 emails]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $50&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z, as it appears in his arms later in the cartoon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Sold Items====&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Aunt Gert]]&amp;quot; pantyhose doll - $.25&lt;br /&gt;
** Sold to Bubs for 22½&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;amp;cent;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Canopy's&amp;quot; can of [[Peas|peas]] - $99&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Senor Cardgage for &amp;quot;Helvetica&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[different town]] (e-mail 99), in which [[The King of Town]] was buried alive in a box of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
** The can may also be the one the Cheat opened in [[The Cheatar]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Clock Radio]] from [[12:00]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Box of scorpions from [[your friends]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar Runner - SOLD&lt;br /&gt;
** Apparently bought by himself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] and [[Jonathan Howe]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{grunts}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ooh. Aah. Ooh. Aah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN?:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{beatboxes}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Right now. Here comes another email that I'll answer for you. Here comes another...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{inaudible}'' &amp;amp;mdash;commentary...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' That was good, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' So... this is, uh, the last email that we've made up to this point of the time that we're doing the commentaries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah we don't even know what email 130's gonna be like and we might even start making it today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's true and we still don't know what it's gonna be about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I really like Mike's work on that Easter egg of those, those, uh, &amp;quot;da-something&amp;quot; T-shirts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Oh those shirts. &amp;quot;Da boyz.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Those two babies are&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Cute babies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' And the one &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; is awesome! That skull&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' The skull and that building, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, looked into the&amp;amp;mdash; yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Why wasn't it a &amp;quot;da hoodie&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{long pause}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Jonathan has ruined the commentary once again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, it's not true.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' So what else? Ah, we were talking about other mom jokes, like there's &amp;quot;gar-bahge&amp;quot;, there's Tar&amp;amp;mdash;they call Target &amp;quot;tar-zhay&amp;quot;. All right, um, there's a couple others... I don't remember what they were. That's, that's just Homsar's derby hat on &amp;quot;The Haggler&amp;quot; with&amp;amp;mdash; and I changed the colors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I like, I like seeing all the things from the previous emails in there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah I didn't&amp;amp;mdash; Matt did, uh, all this part so I didn't even notice most of this stuff until the second or third watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' The tape...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The price, the price, um, the price on all of 'em usually corresponds to the email it was from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' A little insider trading...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except The Cheat Commando&amp;amp;mdash; I think anything that's The Cheat Commandos I make it be to the &amp;quot;army&amp;quot; email, 'cause that's where Firebert was from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' And there's a lot more expression; you see Bubs is sneering; he's like lowering his eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Anytime a character's got squinty or angry eyes you know Matt animated that part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' ''{laughs}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' What was the lobster name?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Gooblies. That was a real, that was a real stuffed animal that Matt had. There's Gooblies right there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' We went over that on the last email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Gooby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Gooby. Um, the can of peas is a clever play on words; it's Canopy's, like &amp;quot;Canopy-apostrophe-s.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Ohhh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ahhh. Clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The Canopy's brand can of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' That's clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's too much for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like the back of Strong Sad's knees there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Did you make that just for that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I did that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' It's a little&amp;amp;mdash; he's&amp;amp;mdash; they're kinda worn out. He bends them a lot it looks like. He needs to get some lotion on the back of his knees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{talking about Coach Z}'' What does he have in his hands there?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' He's got the Strong Bad comebacks book: &amp;quot;More Like, YOU Write a Book About Comebacks, Nerd&amp;quot;. Uh, the alarm clock, and maybe something else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Alarm clock might be okay for a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah, probably wouldn't know what to do with it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Or at least for someone with a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The cow lamp. We need to make the cowlamp; I want a cow lamp so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, make it. Ryan! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Somebody make one for me for my birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ryan, make that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I got it! I'm on this one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like this, her intro here. It's a great day at Marzipan's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' They would make me say that, or they wanted you to say that when I worked at Mindspring.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' It's a great day at&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' &amp;quot;It's a great day at Mindspring! This is Matt with customer service. How can I have your email address or account number, please?&amp;quot; And they'd go &amp;quot;I don't know, how can you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The version of the back of Strong Sad's legs used in this cartoon was actually first used in [[origins]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:MindSpring|MindSpring]] was a major Internet service provider which merged with [[Wikipedia:EarthLink|EarthLink]] on February 4, 2000, with the company retaining the EarthLink name.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Podstar:sb_email_garagesale.m4v|download &amp;quot;garage sale&amp;quot; for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:sbemail129.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Go back to Stuckey's!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad gives his thoughts on &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sales and &amp;quot;garbage&amp;quot; sale patrons.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' May 2, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:28&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: garage sale=money!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
hey strong bad!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
think of all da things you could get with all that money...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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cat (yeah that's my real name)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad reads the first line exaggeratedly fast, as it is written. He over-emphasizes the &amp;quot;da&amp;quot;, and doesn't read the part in parentheses, instead saying...}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and something I don't wanna read. ''{typing}'' What sort of 'da things' are we talking about here, Catman? 'Da bomb' or, uh, 'da boyz' or even, ''{not typed}'' uh, ''{typing}'' 'da hood?' Nah, I don't think I want any of dose. ''{clears screen}'' Lemme tell you a thing or two about garage sales: Ya ever get the feeling that the people just got lazy taking the trash out, so they stopped right there on the driveway and started putting price tags on things? I mean, isn't it just a little bit suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' ''{says &amp;quot;gar-&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, to rhyme with &amp;quot;garage&amp;quot;}'' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' ''{same way}'' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care. So then there's the issue of the sort of folks that frequent garage sales: bottom feeders, lemme tell ya.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's garage sale in the middle of the Field. There is a sign reading &amp;quot;GAR&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;B&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;AGE SALE&amp;quot; (with the 'B' crossed out), and [[#Some Items for Sale|merchandise]] is found everywhere with various price tags. Marzipan walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, there's the haggler, ''{&amp;quot;THE HAGGLER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a bowler derby on it for a moment.}'' the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The camera scrolls over to Bubs and Strong Bad. Bubs is holding an ugly doll.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' I'll give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' First off... all... that is Aunt Gert. And secondly, she's worth '''way''' more than the quarter I'm asking for her! Heck, I paid six-fifty for her new. And them's 1998 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Well, maybe if she was wearing a troll outfit, or a witch's hat or somethin'...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let it go for twenty-four cents.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{grimly}'' Twenty-two and a half!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You, my friend... just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut away to The Field.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next is the lurker. ''{&amp;quot;THE LURKER&amp;quot; appears in the middle of the screen with a candle and two skulls on it for a moment.}'' You know, the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The camera pans down to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking at merchandise. Strong Sad steps away from Senor Cardgage.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you're like, &amp;quot;Is he there just to be seen?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Senor Cardgage walks off with the can of peas.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh, I feel like I need a chemical shower after talking to that guy! Do we have an emergency eyewash station?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' At least he bought something, ''lurker''! Go back to Stuckey's. ''{voiceover}'' And last, but not least...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to another part of the garage sale, this time with Marzipan and Coach Z. &amp;quot;COACH Z&amp;quot;, with a basketball instead of the O and a towel hanging off the Z, appears in the middle of the screen. Coach Z is carrying a variety of items all labeled &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot;. In front of them is a picnic blanket with more &amp;quot;Great for baby!&amp;quot; items on it, except for one, which is labeled &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...there's Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The text disappears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the &amp;quot;great for baby&amp;quot; items?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' I'd prefer that ya didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale. It's to get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them!!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Homestar's living room. The place is a wreck, and The Cheat is standing in the middle of the room near a large bag. Frank Bennedetto is laying on its side in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{humming while stuffing Homestar's cow lamp into the bag}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{popping out of the bag}'' Hey, can you put this cow lamp back? ''{throws it out}'' We're running out of room in here. You wouldn't get much for that thing anyways. It's not even a real cow.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? And then we make a killing when we sell the stuff back to them a few weeks later at an inflated price.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the garage sale. Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing near Marzipan's answering machine on a table.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, this is perfect! I've always wanted an answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' ''{in Marzipan's voice}'' It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Marzipan looks at Strong Bad angrily, while Strong Bad looks around shiftily.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, see, it ''is'' perfect! It already knows your name, even. Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow! ''{runs off}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' More like, ''pree''-ow.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:I da bombn.png|thumb|da bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*At the beginning, click on &amp;quot;da bomb,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;da boyz&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; to bring up [[T-Shirts]] with phrases incorporating each term.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the Heavy Lourde to see Homestar make an offer he can't refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We got a Homestar Runner for sale! Slightly used and mostly confused. We can't ''give'' these things away. ''{leans}'' I'll take it! ''{leans other way}'' I'll take ''twelve''. ''{stands upright}'' Drive one home today!&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the answering machine to see more of Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z are at the garage sale in the same positions as before.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This garage sale is more like a gar-''&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;bahge&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;'' sale.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning in from offscreen}'' DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms Only!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, then I'm okay to say it!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Strong Bad and Marzipan look shocked, disturbed, and confused by Coach Z's comment.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*There are two messages on Marzipan's answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to [http://www.westegg.com/inflation/ The Inflation Calculator], A &amp;quot;1998 dollar&amp;quot; would be worth about $1.16 (as of 2005). So Strong Bad paying $6.50 for Aunt Gert in 1998 is equivalent to paying $7.53 for her in 2005.&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#typing tutor jr|typing tutor jr]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*While it is dubious that ''any'' of the objects listed as &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; are appropriate for infants, the only one known to be &amp;quot;inappropriate&amp;quot; for them is the Helicopter&amp;amp;mdash;in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], it is said to be for &amp;quot;Ages 3&amp;amp;ndash;5&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z is holding the &amp;quot;we are the scorpions!&amp;quot; box from [[your friends]], but the text &amp;quot;we are the&amp;quot; is missing from it.&lt;br /&gt;
*There has not been a [[Wikipedia: half cent|half cent]] in [[Wikipedia: US currency|US currency]] since 1857.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When the camera scrolls to the left at the beginning of the &amp;quot;Haggler&amp;quot; scene, the Garage sale sign suddenly disappears just before it should go off screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*The image of Gooblies is obviously flipped, as you can see if you zoom in on his washing care label when Strong Sad moves out of the way, the &amp;quot;G&amp;quot; is displayed backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Moms&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;the only joke Moms have&amp;quot; could be expected to be lowercase, except when it used as a title, such as in Western cultures.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Marzipan blinks during her confused expression, her outline is intruded.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is Strong Bad's [[Nicknames|nickname]] for [[Strong Mad]] in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] first appeared in [[caper]], where [[The Cheat]] broke it by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Preeeeow]]&amp;quot; is the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] for the sound [[The Paper]] makes when it comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Haggler sign's hat is a recolored version of [[Homsar|Homsar's]] bowler derby.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has previously described Senor Cardgage as smelling like [[Peas|pea]] soup, in [[kind of cool]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar has also shown signs of many personalities, ie: [[do over]] with  him posing as The Cheat.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z's odd behavior made him seem as though he was [[Pregnancy|pregnant]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad feels like taking a chemical [[Showering|shower]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.selectsoft.com/repository/LSTYPTUJUJ| Typing Tutor Jr.] is an educational video game made by Selectsoft Publishing for the PC and Mac in 2001.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Stuckey's|Stuckey's]] is a chain of roadside convenience stores found on highways throughout the Southeast, Southwest, and Midwest United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]], a famous sans-serif typeface.&lt;br /&gt;
*The whole email resembles an old comedy VHS film (by [http://www.theadman.net/am/video/J2%20Communications/1/ J2 Communications]) called &amp;quot;[http://www.theadman.net/a/6300167208/How-to-Have-a-Moneymaking-Garage-Sale-Starring-Phyllis-Diller.html How to Have a Money-Making Garage Sale],&amp;quot; in which [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]] discusses sensible and frivolous tips as well as the many different &amp;quot;species&amp;quot; of customers who come by.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;gar-bazh&amp;quot; pronunciation was originally made popular in Hefty Trash Bag commercials by comedian [[Wikipedia:Jonathan_Winters|Jonathan Winters]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Both a &amp;quot;chemical shower&amp;quot; and an &amp;quot;eye wash station&amp;quot; are safety features found in a common chemical laboratory, as well as in the majority of chemistry classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
*There was a short-lived comic series called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Catman (comics)|Catman]]&amp;quot;, but in this case, Strong Bad is likely making a parody of the more popular [[Batman]]. In another example of the many rock references of the Homestar Runner world, Strong Bad may also be referencing Peter Criss of KISS fame, who was known by the stagename of Catman.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Da boyz&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; are references to [[Wikipedia: Boyz N Da Hood|Boyz N Da Hood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast-Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;I'll take it! I'll take twelve!&amp;quot; will later be used in an Easter Egg in [[looking old]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Some Items for Sale===&lt;br /&gt;
*Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.&lt;br /&gt;
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====On Display====&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Troop Transport]] - $93   &lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced the [[Cheat Commandos]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s Telegramophone from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eggs]] from [[morning routine]] - $54&lt;br /&gt;
* Box labeled &amp;quot;riverquest safariventure&amp;quot; from [[theme park]] - $1.04&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] - $2&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Words I Probably Said]]&amp;quot; tape from [[autobiography]] - $67&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] - $50 &lt;br /&gt;
** The price indicates [[50 emails]], but Swiss Cake Rolls actually appeared in [[invisibility]] - which was Strong Bad Email #41, before 50 emails.&lt;br /&gt;
* [['Lectric Boots]] from [[extra plug]] - $116&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;sb_snailmail.exe&amp;quot; [[The Mailbox|mailbox]] from [[other days]] - $111&lt;br /&gt;
* Tandy 400 [[Floppy Disk Container]], which first appeared in [[little animal]] (disk showing is &amp;quot;typing tutor jr&amp;quot;) - $23&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]] from [[50 emails]] - $50&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gooblies]] from [[suntan]] - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cloitsterizer]] from [[suntan]]: &amp;quot;Great for Graw Mad&amp;quot; - $77&lt;br /&gt;
* Keg of [[Cold One]]s: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $38&lt;br /&gt;
** This particular keg has not been seen before, but it is similar in shape to the [[Melonade]] keg seen in [[helium]] and other places.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Helicopter]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $93&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced The Cheat Commandos.&lt;br /&gt;
* Marzipan's Answering Machine, the [[PhoneTime XL8]] - $129&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to the current email, which is the first one to have the PhoneTime XL8 outside an Easter egg.&lt;br /&gt;
* Purple Candle from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $00&lt;br /&gt;
** The price is zero since the candle had never been seen in an email before this one.&lt;br /&gt;
* Egg Carton from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $EGG&lt;br /&gt;
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====Hidden Items====  &lt;br /&gt;
* A bag of [[Potate]] chips (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the Flash file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]&amp;quot; book from [[50 emails]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; - $50&lt;br /&gt;
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z, as it appears in his arms later in the cartoon&lt;br /&gt;
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====Sold Items====&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Aunt Gert]]&amp;quot; pantyhose doll - $.25&lt;br /&gt;
** Sold to Bubs for 22½&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;amp;cent;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Canopy's&amp;quot; can of [[Peas|peas]] - $99&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Senor Cardgage for &amp;quot;Helvetica&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
** The price refers to [[different town]] (e-mail 99), in which [[The King of Town]] was buried alive in a box of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
** The can may also be the one the Cheat opened in [[The Cheatar]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Clock Radio]] from [[12:00]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Box of scorpions from [[your friends]]: &amp;quot;Great for Baby!&amp;quot; (price not given)&lt;br /&gt;
** Presumably bought by Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar Runner - SOLD&lt;br /&gt;
** Apparently bought by himself&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] and [[Jonathan Howe]])&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' ''{grunts}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ooh. Aah. Ooh. Aah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN?:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{beatboxes}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Right now. Here comes another email that I'll answer for you. Here comes another...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{inaudible}'' &amp;amp;mdash;commentary...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' All right.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JOHN:''' That was good, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' So... this is, uh, the last email that we've made up to this point of the time that we're doing the commentaries.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Yeah we don't even know what email 130's gonna be like and we might even start making it today.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' That's true and we still don't know what it's gonna be about.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' I really like Mike's work on that Easter egg of those, those, uh, &amp;quot;da-something&amp;quot; T-shirts.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Oh those shirts. &amp;quot;Da boyz.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Those two babies are&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Cute babies.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' And the one &amp;quot;da hood&amp;quot; is awesome! That skull&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' The skull and that building, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, looked into the&amp;amp;mdash; yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JOHN:''' Why wasn't it a &amp;quot;da hoodie&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{long pause}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JOHN:''' Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Jonathan has ruined the commentary once again.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JOHN:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, it's not true.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' So what else? Ah, we were talking about other mom jokes, like there's &amp;quot;gar-bahge&amp;quot;, there's Tar&amp;amp;mdash;they call Target &amp;quot;tar-zhay&amp;quot;. All right, um, there's a couple others... I don't remember what they were. That's, that's just Homsar's derby hat on &amp;quot;The Haggler&amp;quot; with&amp;amp;mdash; and I changed the colors.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' I like, I like seeing all the things from the previous emails in there.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah I didn't&amp;amp;mdash; Matt did, uh, all this part so I didn't even notice most of this stuff until the second or third watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''RYAN:''' The tape...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' The price, the price, um, the price on all of 'em usually corresponds to the email it was from.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Really?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MATT:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' A little insider trading...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except The Cheat Commando&amp;amp;mdash; I think anything that's The Cheat Commandos I make it be to the &amp;quot;army&amp;quot; email, 'cause that's where Firebert was from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' And there's a lot more expression; you see Bubs is sneering; he's like lowering his eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Anytime a character's got squinty or angry eyes you know Matt animated that part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' ''{laughs}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' What was the lobster name?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Gooblies. That was a real, that was a real stuffed animal that Matt had. There's Gooblies right there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' We went over that on the last email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Gooby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Gooby. Um, the can of peas is a clever play on words; it's Canopy's, like &amp;quot;Canopy-apostrophe-s.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Ohhh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Ahhh. Clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The Canopy's brand can of peas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' That's clever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' That's too much for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''JOHN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like the back of Strong Sad's knees there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Did you make that just for that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' I did that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' It's a little&amp;amp;mdash; he's&amp;amp;mdash; they're kinda worn out. He bends them a lot it looks like. He needs to get some lotion on the back of his knees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{talking about Coach Z}'' What does he have in his hands there?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' He's got the Strong Bad comebacks book: &amp;quot;More Like, YOU Write a Book About Comebacks, Nerd&amp;quot;. Uh, the alarm clock, and maybe something else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Alarm clock might be okay for a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' Yeah, probably wouldn't know what to do with it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Or at least for someone with a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' The cow lamp. We need to make the cowlamp; I want a cow lamp so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, make it. Ryan! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Somebody make one for me for my birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Ryan, make that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' I got it! I'm on this one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I like this, her intro here. It's a great day at Marzipan's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' They would make me say that, or they wanted you to say that when I worked at Mindspring.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''RYAN:''' It's a great day at&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MATT:''' &amp;quot;It's a great day at Mindspring! This is Matt with customer service. How can I have your email address or account number, please?&amp;quot; And they'd go &amp;quot;I don't know, how can you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
*The version of the back of Strong Sad's legs used in this cartoon was actually first used in [[origins]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:MindSpring|MindSpring]] was a major Internet service provider which merged with [[Wikipedia:EarthLink|EarthLink]] on February 4, 2000, with the company retaining the EarthLink name.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbemailextlinks|129|3045}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Podstar:sb_email_garagesale.m4v|download &amp;quot;garage sale&amp;quot; for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Halloween Potion-ma-jig</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Halloween_Potion-ma-jig</link>
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&lt;div&gt;{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween05|Happy Fireworks|More Fan Costumes}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ween05.png|thumb|Choose It or Lose It!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Hornblower}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Tofu Homestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Choose it or Lose it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' November 1, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 6:00 (Site Approximation)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
''{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. &amp;quot;I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS...&amp;quot;' A &amp;quot;COSTUME LOCATOR&amp;quot; is in the lower left and a &amp;quot;HEALTH &amp;amp; BEAUTY&amp;quot; indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back, revealing the interior of Homestar's house, including pictures of Homestar's past costumes framed on the wall. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' What up, Homestar? Here's your costume!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the costume}'' Oh, thanks. You win!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{noticing the paper and markers}'' Homestar Michael Runner&amp;lt;!-- There is no consensus to change this to &amp;quot;Winner&amp;quot; so leave it be for the time being; see Talk page --&amp;gt;, what did you do&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Halloween Potion&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;1. *****-Water&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;2. Powdered *********&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;3. Essence of *********&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Stir ingredients with a ***********&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Say this magic incantation:&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;*****************************&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Drawings of bugs and [[Ducks|ducks]] obscure all of the important parts, asterisked. Also, Homestar has written [[:Image:Mean sean.PNG|&amp;quot;MEAN SEAN&amp;quot;]], &amp;quot;QUACK TIME&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;COOL DUCK&amp;quot; on various parts of the paper.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' &amp;amp;mdash;to my Halloween Potion recipe?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. ''{turns away from Marzipan}'' Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Music starts.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{humbly}'' Yes, Mom-zipan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The screen displays &amp;quot;HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE&amp;quot;, followed by the usual credits (with the notable addition of &amp;quot;[[Jonathan Howe|Jonathan]] programs&amp;quot;), over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky woods, where Homestar is now in costume.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Water===&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients. Let's see, the first one is ''{pulls out the paper}'' &amp;quot;Something Water.&amp;quot; Hmmmmmmmm...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' ''{from a distance}'' Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar walks up}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A box shows up reading &amp;quot;CHOICE TIME!!!&amp;quot; and the three choices:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1. Do either of you have any... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating a shady drifter}'' Do either of you have any cash on you? I'm trying to get a me a sandwich or somethin'. Uh, my car broke down and I'm out of gas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Oh, sorry, man. All I gots is this bottle of, uh, ghost water?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's perfect! I was planning on blowin' that money on ghost water anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A &amp;quot;scorecard&amp;quot; comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Ghost&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Water&amp;quot;. A victory sound plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2. I need something that would be... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I won't question that!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A &amp;quot;scorecard&amp;quot; comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Questionable&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Water&amp;quot;. A victory sound plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3. Taco-Man came by... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water. What are you guys gonna do for me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A &amp;quot;scorecard&amp;quot; comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Stank&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Water&amp;quot;. A victory sound plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The Powder ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I gotta keep searchin'. ''{starts to walk offscreen to the right}'' Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. The King of Town is holding a bucket of fried chicken. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Whaddaya know! How ya diggin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good. 'Cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Too much mayo?! I ''love'' too much mayo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The choice dialogue comes up again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1. Hey! I've got it... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammie if you give me a powdered item for this Potion-ma-jig!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sweet deal! Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving! Now let's hear it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The screen starts to fade out.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{It fades back in. The King of Town has his head lowered in emotion. His chicken bucket is empty.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar walks off and takes the powder as he goes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns. The second blank is filled with &amp;quot;Powdered &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Thanksgiving&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2. I say, is that a powdered... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, is that a powdered wig you're wearing, your Kentucky Fried-ness? 'Cause I'm in the market for some powdery dealings!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{pulls out a pouch}'' Well, I've got my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. But, of course, you can't have that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, that's too bad. I guess I'll just go on home and&amp;amp;mdash; ''{starts popping in and out of the holes, snatching the powder while he hops around}'' Pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong! ''{appears from one of the holes, holding the powder}'' So long, suckers!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar drops back into the hole.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ha! That blend was just a decoy! It only has ''ten'' herbs and spices!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Powdered &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Herbs &amp;amp; Spices&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3. Poopsmith, do I dare ask... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poopsmith, do I dare ask what powdered delights you've unearthed?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Poopsmith digs in the dirt and a pouch pops out, which Homestar catches.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, ground ground. Thanks thanks, guys guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Powdered &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Ground Ground&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Homsar===&lt;br /&gt;
''{This scene only happens if you click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar walks away (an Easter egg). Homsar is floating on a balloon, as per his costume (Tingle from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|The Legend of Zelda Series]].) Homestar walks up, and looks at him, annoyed.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great, the secret guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just gimme my choices!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homsar throws confetti, and the bottom of the screen reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
HOISIN SAUCE!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt; What wouldst thou deau?&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{With The Hornblower's head and some circus peanuts over it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What I'm supposed to do with ''that'' mess? I'm outta here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; sound effect plays backwards as the box of text vanishes. Homestar walks away.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMSAR:''' Location, location, location!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Essence ===&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are standing around a cliff, with broken TVs littering the area. Strong Bad's face is obscured by the cabinet doors on his costume. Strong Mad grunts and tosses a broken TV. Homestar walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. This is a cool new background!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The TV Strong Mad tossed falls in the background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opening his costume's doors}'' Yeah! We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Essence of busted old TVs? 'Cuz I got a serious jones!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies. What are you doing here, anyways?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The choice box returns:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1. I've always felt that... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very most favorite essence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doo doo meringue has always been my favorite. In fact... there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping off the cliff}'' Cannonball!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Essence of &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Doo doo meringue&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2. I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween Potion. Got any leads?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD:''' MY SECRET SHAME!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat tosses a bottle off the cliff. Homestar jumps after it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks a lot you guuuuuuuuuys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns with &amp;quot;Essence of &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3. I'm in the mood for a... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the mood for a Hovan roll!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, me too. Let's have a race to the food court. Here's the starting line. Ready, go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat draws a line in dirt next to the cliff's edge.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running over cliff}'' Eat my duuuuuuuust!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns with &amp;quot;Essence of &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Gullibility&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The stirring utensil===&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad's posse}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Meka-leka-hi-meka-The Cheat throw a TV on 'im...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Cheat drops a TV over the cliff.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The doors on Strong Bad's costume close once more. Cut to Bubs, standing by a canister labeled &amp;quot;BUBS' MO'BILE CAN o' STIRRING UTENSILS&amp;quot;. (&amp;quot;Bile&amp;quot; is in green.) Homestar bounces once on the ground and then lands on his feet next to Bubs. The TV crashes behind Homestar at the same spot where he had bounced off, narrowly missing him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Fancy runnin' into you in the middle of the spooky woods sellin' stirring utensils.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' It's a niche market.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's my line! So, how do I score one of those jobbies?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh, they're free. But you gotta ''earn'' 'em!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, that doesn't sound free at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Well you just gotta ''earn'' 'em.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How should I do that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The choice box returns:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1. Do a dance ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dances}'' A little to the left, come on, come on, back to the right, shake it around. ''{he repeats it over Bubs's next line}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah! Stick and move, stick and move! You're pretty good, shorty. ''{pulls a red spoon from his canister}'' That's worth at least a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns with &amp;quot;Stirring utensil: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;JP3 Collector Spoon&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2. Sing a song ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, here goes. Two and three and four. ''{singing terribly while off-key music plays in the background, and Bubs covers his ears, agitated}'' Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Oh! Heard enough of that one! You... you get a chewed-up pen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns with &amp;quot;Stirring utensil: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Chewed Up Pen&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3. Reagan impression ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning over, in a low voice}'' Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing upright}'' ''Ronald'' Reagan?! I was doing my Keanu Reagan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Just take this terlet brush and get outta here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard returns with &amp;quot;Stirring utensil: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Terlet Brush&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The magic words===&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking off}'' Thanks, Great American Bubs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now to find Strong Sad. Anything that guy says will make ''great'' magic words!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Sad, half-buried and asleep. Homestar walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice fire hydrant costume!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh. Mineral water... ''{wakes up and looks at Homestar}'' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The choice box returns:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1. I just graduated... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hot biscuits! Those are the best magic words I've ever heards!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Magic Words: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Do you even have half a brain&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2. If you were at a party... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you were at a party, what would you rap?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebod-ay!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Fresh beats! My favorite!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Magic Words: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Better Ax Somebod-ay&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3. Taco-Man came by... ====&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, played a little foosball. So, what are some of your favorite words?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' In no particular order: Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are great!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scorecard appears with &amp;quot;Magic Words: &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous&amp;lt;!--[sic]--&amp;gt;, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The potion ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for the words, half-man! ''{walks off}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Go forward! Move ahead. Try to detect it! It's not too late.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Homestar's house, where Homestar and Marzipan are standing near a bubbling cauldron.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, so here's what I came up with: a bottle of ''{&amp;quot;Ghost,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Questionable,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Stank&amp;quot;}'' water, ''{he throws the bottle into the cauldron}'' ''{&amp;quot;A secret blend of eleven Herbs and Spices,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Some Ground Ground,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Some Powdered Thanksgiving&amp;quot;; it's thrown into the cauldron too}'', and essence of ''{&amp;quot;Doo Doo Meringue&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;Gullibility, whatever that is&amp;quot;; again, he throws it into the cauldron}''. ''{Pulls out the stirring utensil}'' And give a little stir with this ''{&amp;quot;Jurassic Park III Collector's Spoon&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Chewed Up Pen&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;Terlet Brush&amp;quot;}''. And say these magic words. ''{He hands an index card to Marzipan.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{&amp;quot;Do you even have half a brain&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Better Ax Somebod-ay&amp;quot;, or &amp;quot;Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precipitous, Saraleecheesecakia, Denouement&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The cauldron makes a &amp;quot;poof&amp;quot; sound and smoke emerges, and Marzipan dips a cup into it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Here, Homestar. ''{hands the cup to Homestar and smiles}'' Have some Melonade!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{He drinks the contents of the cup.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{See the fun facts section to see how the endings scenes are chosen. These are the different effects on Homestar:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====End 1: Tofu Homestar====&lt;br /&gt;
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into the Tofu version of himself as seen in [[The Luau]].}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay, Homestar! You're back to your old self again!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The tofu head slides off into the cauldron and a flame covers Tofu Homestar, who reverts back to his regular self without his Halloween costume}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointed}'' Yay, Homestar. You're back to your old self again...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and shaking his butt}'' That costume makes your butt look big.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====End 2: Cycloptic Homestar====&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar suddenly loses his wig and sprouts one enormous eye on his face.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yelps}'' Marzipan! There's only one of you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====End 3: French Homestar====&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar takes on the appearance of a suave foreigner.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, goody goody gumdrops! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a bad accent}'' I say, Marzipan, let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll go pack my pashmina. ''{walks offscreen}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, in his regular voice}'' Oh, gettin' lucky toniiiiiiight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====End 4: Freaky Marzipan====&lt;br /&gt;
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into a normally-dressed Marzipan.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hooray! I'm not the only girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{As Freaky Marzipan speaks, her horrible teeth and wobbly mouth become visible.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''FREAKY MARZIPAN:''' ''{very distorted voice}'' I think we're gonna become fast friends!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Marzipan shrieks and runs off; Freaky Marzipan makes a silly face.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====End 5: The Goblin====&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar transforms into The Goblin.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, he's so cute! Do it, do it, do it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Goblin dances as his organ chord plays.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ...annd &amp;lt;!-- See the Talk page for why &amp;quot;and&amp;quot; and not &amp;quot;end.&amp;quot; --&amp;gt; scene!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The finale ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, one of Homestar's bug drawings appears in the center of the screen with &amp;quot;THE END&amp;quot;. After a few more seconds, the screen fades back to Spooky Woods. All of the characters are standing around. &amp;quot;BACK&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;PLAY AGAIN (SKIP INTRO)&amp;quot; buttons are seen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar is leaving to see a scene with Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Pom Pom:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' So, what, Pom Pom? You're every guy at a truck stop?&lt;br /&gt;
*: ''{Pom Pom produces a gun.}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, Strong Bad. You're entering a world of pain. &lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG MAD:''' DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Bubs:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, I like your Lando Calrissian outfit!&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''BUBS:''' What are you talking about? I'm the master of disaster!&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. Poopsmith, get ready...&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Marzipan:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you understand her?&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, turns to Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Quicker Beaker-style meeps}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, turns away}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{normal}'' Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that meant something else.&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not Blanche from the Golden Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Phyllis Diller!&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''COACH Z:''' I thought you were supposed to be my hot mom!&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Jambi the genie! You know, &amp;quot;Wish? Did somebody say wish?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble...&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Homestar:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! ''{adopts &amp;quot;shady drifter&amp;quot; impression}'' Let me get a few dollars. I'm trying to catch a train. My wife, she's pregnant. And I have thirteen kids. I'm on hard times.&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, at least your shady drifter impression is better than your Ronald Reagan.&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! I can hit you with some more of that too! ''{adopts Ronald Reagan impression}'' Well... well... Oliver Cromwell...&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on Coach Z:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' So Coach, how come you weren't a rapper this year? [[Image:Ween 2005 The Cheat Poomp.PNG|thumb|130px|Poomp!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''COACH Z:''' But I am! Theo Huxtable is one of the greatest rappers of our time! ''{Hip-Hop Dances with his arms and head}'' Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one! J-J-Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one!&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on The Cheat:&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar in phrasing to Toad's catchphrase from Mario Kart 64, &amp;quot;I'm the best!&amp;quot;''}&lt;br /&gt;
*: ''{There is a soft explosion, and The Cheat blasts into the air; he does several flips and then lands in place with a POOMP.}''&lt;br /&gt;
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*Putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep is a common prank believed to make the victim involuntarily urinate.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://lysy2.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/words.exe?Loquentia Loquentia] is a Latin word whose root means to speak or to utter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:pashmina|Pashmina]] is the fleece of feral Himalayan goats that is used to make shawls that are referred to by the same name. It is similar to cashmere and was quite popular in the mid 1990s.&lt;br /&gt;
*To be [[Wikipedia:Precipitous|precipitous]] is to bring about especially abruptly, or to be very steep.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Denouement|Denouement]] is the resolution part of a story which comes after its climax.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The ducks and bugs Homestar drew on the potion are:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Duck1.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''Cool Duck'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Duck2.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Duck3.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''Quack Time'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Duck4.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Duck5.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bug1.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bug2.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''Mean Sean'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bug3.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bug4.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bug5.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The original potion read:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Halloween Potion&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;1. Ghost-Water&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;2. Powdered Pigs' Feet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;3. Essence of Nightroot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Say this magic incantation:&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Sip it down and swish it 'round&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*This toon was released at about 1:30 a.m. on November 1, Atlanta time. All day the previous day, the [[Main Page Messages|button on the main page]] read, ''&amp;quot;workin' as fast as we can!&amp;quot;''. When the toon was finally released, the button read: ''&amp;quot;it's still halloween!&amp;quot;'' (when you moved your mouse over it, it switched to: ''&amp;quot;in certain timezones!&amp;quot;''). Later in the day, the button was changed to simply read: ''&amp;quot;halloween toon!&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
*The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]'''s first-season episode &amp;quot;[http://www.tv.com/the-cosby-show/a-shirt-story/episode/6802/summary.html A Shirt Story],&amp;quot; in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process.  The fictitious brand of shirt was called a &amp;quot;Gordon Gartrelle,&amp;quot; and the original cost Theo $95. The &amp;quot;Jammin' on the one&amp;quot; line is a reference to the episode &amp;quot;[http://www.tv.com/a-touch-of-wonder/episode/6836/summary.html|A Touch Of Wonder],&amp;quot; in which guest star [[Wikipedia:Stevie Wonder|Stevie Wonder]] sampled the voices of the Huxtable family and made them into a song.&lt;br /&gt;
* There are five endings to this toon.  Which ending is seen is determined by adding together all the numbers of the choices made, dividing by five, taking the remainder (numbered zero to four), and adding one.  Thus, if you choose 2, 1, 3, 3, and 2, you would get 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 11 / 5 = 2, remainder 1. Add 1 to that, and you get ending 2. (See the talk page for the source code.)&lt;br /&gt;
*If the remainder is:&lt;br /&gt;
:*0, then you see ending 1: Tofu Homestar. There are 53 combinations that yield this result. &lt;br /&gt;
::When the sum of the choices are 5, 10, or 15 this ending is displayed.&lt;br /&gt;
:*1, then you see ending 2: Cyclops Homestar. There are 50 combinations that yield this result. &lt;br /&gt;
::When the sum of the choices are 6 or 11 this ending is displayed.&lt;br /&gt;
:*2, then you see ending 3: French Homestar. There are 45 combinations that yield this result. &lt;br /&gt;
::When the sum of the choices are 7 or 12 this ending is displayed.&lt;br /&gt;
:*3, then you see ending 4: Freaky Marzipan. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.&lt;br /&gt;
::When the sum of the choices are 8 or 13 this ending is displayed.&lt;br /&gt;
:*4, then you see ending 5: The Goblin. There are 50 combinations that yield this result. &lt;br /&gt;
::When the sum of the choices are 9 or 14 this ending is displayed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The total number of possible sequences of potion ingredients is 3&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;5&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;, or 243.&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the [[Quote of the Week#2005-11-03|Quote of the Week]] on November 3, Bubs originally gave out an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon instead of the ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Flash file appears to have been updated 12 hours after the toon was originally released. The update expanded the Tofu Homestar scene, which originally ended immediately after Marzipan's line &amp;quot;You're back to your old self again!&amp;quot;, before Tofu Homestar's head fell into the cauldron, but with the animation suggesting it was about to do so.  The change was likely made to remove any suggestion that Homestar had &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; by being transformed into an inanimate object.  The update also added an extra &amp;quot;THE END&amp;quot; scene and an Easter Egg (The Cheat). It is possible that these elements were originally planned for the original release but left out due to time constraints (see Trivia).&lt;br /&gt;
*Apparently, Coach Z has a 'hot mom'.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the last toon to include opening credits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
* The pictures above Homestar's cabinet are changed for the holiday. They ordinarily show his changing appearance over the years. This time, they depict all his past [[Halloween Costumes|Halloween costumes]] from 2000 to the present.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first time Homestar is mentioned as having a middle name (&amp;quot;Michael&amp;quot;) in a toon. (In the DVD commentary for [[time capsule]], however, Marzipan offhandedly remarked that Hal was his middle name.) &lt;br /&gt;
* All of the spooky trees in the background are the same shape, just in different sizes and orientations. Also, the first two backgrounds for Pom Pom, Coach Z, the Poopsmith, and the King of Town are identical.&lt;br /&gt;
* Besides stealing Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] &amp;quot;line,&amp;quot; as Homestar points out, Bubs also appropriates the &amp;quot;terlet&amp;quot; pronunciation of &amp;quot;toilet&amp;quot; that Coach Z has used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[A Folky Tale]]. This spelling shows up on the scorecard as well, but Homestar still pronounces it as &amp;quot;toilet&amp;quot; when he hands it over to Marzipan. (Homestar's speech impediment causes a mispronunciation of the mispronunciation, making it correct again.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar's costume includes a pair of shoes.  When Marzipan gives him his costume, however, the shoes do not appear to be included.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad comments on Homestar's Reagan impression even if you use one of the other choices.&lt;br /&gt;
** Also, when Strong Bad comments on his Reagan impression, Homestar agrees that he was impersonating Ronald Reagan and not Keanu Reagan.&lt;br /&gt;
* When not wearing a costume, Bubs has no thumbs. Mysteriously, though, the thumbs on his white boxing gloves seem to move like he does.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Strong Bad said &amp;quot;burying our troubles&amp;quot;, he was probably referring to half-buried Strong Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
* While in costume, Marzipan's mouth seems to be in [[Marzipan Evolution|an earlier version]], both in the actual cartoon and at the end with the whole ensemble.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer_(Looney_Tunes)|Gossamer]] actually has a redder tint than the the bright orange color of Strong Mad's costume.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad's cabinet doors are open, they appear to be symmetrical; they shouldn't be able to fit together when closed.&lt;br /&gt;
*When he looks directly into the camera, Strong Bad's left eye seems to jut a little into the V-shape on his mask.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's [[Wikipedia:Chuck Taylor All-Stars|Converse All-Star Hi-Tops]] have stars on both sides of each shoe, when they should have stars [http://www.martyshoes.com/store/media/con-s049622-9160men500.jpg only on the inner side].&lt;br /&gt;
*When The Cheat pushes the television off of the edge of the cliff, the dent on the top is towards the right. When it lands, however, the dent has switched sides.&lt;br /&gt;
*If you choose &amp;quot;I'm in the mood for a...&amp;quot; when getting the Essence, the line disappears when it cuts back to the cliff.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*You can see a &amp;quot;hiccup&amp;quot; in the animation of the pot's bubbling when the cartoon switches to one of the variables in the combination you made.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unlike the other characters, Homsar shows scroll-over information during the finale Easter eggs even while the rest of the characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.&lt;br /&gt;
*When you click on The Cheat at the end, Strong Bad's head changes size and his mouth closes a bit, and everybody moves slightly. &lt;br /&gt;
*When clicking on most of the characters that activate Easter Eggs at the end, Marzipan's mouth changes expression unexpectedly.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar's costume acne looks like the &amp;quot;bad zits&amp;quot; that he got when Strong Bad poked him with a pin in [[pom pom]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom is wearing the same [[Homestar's Shades|shades]] that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] usually sports.&lt;br /&gt;
* The King's bucket of &amp;quot;KnF'nC&amp;quot; chicken is from [[monster truck]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The circus peanuts that appear in the Homsar Easter egg were also used when Homestar comes to the door in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* This toon is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;What wouldst thou deau?&amp;quot; is a reference to [[video games]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The broken TV sets look exactly the same as the TV from Pile of Electronics State after The Cheat smashed it in [[mascot]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Bubs' collection of stirring utensils includes the [[Orange Tupperware#Orange Spoon|orange Tupperware spoon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Sad's line, &amp;quot;Each day we die a little more,&amp;quot; and Marzipan's line, &amp;quot;I'm not the only girl,&amp;quot; are references to their respective lines from the [[Who Said What?]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyclops Homestar's eye resembles the fake eye he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Tofu Homestar first appeared in [[The Luau]].&lt;br /&gt;
* French Homestar singing &amp;quot;Getting lucky tonight&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Cool Things]], where Strong Sad sings the same phrase.&lt;br /&gt;
* The gun Pom Pom draws at the end is from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].&lt;br /&gt;
* When Strong Bad mentions that Coach Z didn't dress as a rapper this year (despite the Coach's comment about Theo Huxtable), he is referring to all of Coach Z's previous [[Coach Z#Halloween Costumes|costumes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The exchange between several of the characters about Strong Bad's costume refers to previous [[Strong Bad#Halloween Costumes|Halloween Toons]] in which he had to [[What are you supposed to be?|explain his costume]] to the rest of the cast.&lt;br /&gt;
* Marzipan's Halloween potion is another example of a [[Concoctions|concoction]].&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first instance of [[Hoisin Sauce]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- The K'n'F'n'C is explained on the monster truck page, where the bucket of chicken originates. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrase &amp;quot;I'm selling these fine leather jackets&amp;quot; is a reference to multiple PC games created by [[Wikipedia:LucasArts|LucasArts]] which featured the line as a running gag.  The line originated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'' and was repeated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'', the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island|Monkey Island]]'' series, ''[[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Full Throttle|Full Throttle]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's line, &amp;quot;No way, Jorge.&amp;quot; is a permutation of the more common &amp;quot;No way, José.&amp;quot;; possibly a play on the spanish pronunciation of the name &amp;quot;George&amp;quot;, even though &amp;quot;José&amp;quot; translates to &amp;quot;Joseph&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cutters (on Homestar's T-shirt) is the name of the town group that was featured in the 1979 movie ''[[Wikipedia:Breaking Away|Breaking Away]]'', a movie about a group of bicyclists at [[Wikipedia:Indiana University Bloomington|Indiana University]] that race in the annual &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Little 500|Little 500]]&amp;quot; every spring. Homestar's character, Moocher, was a member of the group.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Taco-Man&amp;quot; is the signature character of the website [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld], which has used Homestar in cameos on more than one occasion. Perhaps the Brothers Chaps have decided to repay the favor.  (As a side note, the Halloween special that Ebolaworld had planned for the same year was also a choose-your-own adventure cartoon.)&lt;br /&gt;
*The secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is a reference to [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC's]] claim that [[Wikipedia:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders']] recipe had eleven secret herbs and spices, although it curiously does not claim that this is the recipe in current use.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Windex|Windex]] is a trademark for a liquid glass and surface cleaning product made by [[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson &amp;amp; Son|S. C. Johnson &amp;amp; Son]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homsar throwing the confetti is a reference to his costume ([[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]]), who also throws confetti when he says the magic words (&amp;quot;Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-limpah!&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin Sauce|Hoisin sauce]], a fermented soy bean paste, is used as a condiment and also as a glaze for roasted meats, most commonly with [[Wikipedia:Peking Duck|Peking Duck]].  It is often referred to as &amp;quot;Chinese barbecue sauce.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!&amp;quot; is a reference to the bank teller in ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]], who said it if you deposited more than fifty rupees all at once.  This was the first game that Tingle appeared in, so it's quite appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homsar's line (&amp;quot;location, location, location&amp;quot;) refers to the three most important things in [[Wikipedia:real estate|real estate]]. His costume character, Tingle, serves to help Link navigate by selling him maps in ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rose petal essence was an ingredient for the spell to turn into an eagle or fly in ''[[Wikipedia:King's Quest III|King's Quest III]]''.  Especially given this allusion, the whole premise of the cartoon is likely based on the formulaic combination of ingredients, stirring, and magic words required to perform the [http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/kings_quest_3.html spells] in King's Quest III.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hovan.com Hovan] is a restaurant chain in Florida and Georgia, located in mall food courts, that sell [[Wikipedia:Gyro|gyro-style]] wraps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad mixes up the quote of his costume character, Jambi the Genie (from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''). The original quote is &amp;quot;Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's quote &amp;quot;We were burying our problems here in the spooky woods&amp;quot; could be a reference to the movie Casino, in which the character Sam Rothstein mentions that mobsters get rid of their problems by burying them in the desert.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs' recommendation of &amp;quot;eye of newt&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;toe of frog&amp;quot; originated as magical ingredients in [http://www.bartleby.com/70/4141.html Act IV, Scene 1, line 16] of Shakespeare's ''[[Wikipedia:Macbeth|Macbeth]]'', one of the most famous and influential depictions of witches in Western culture.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bubs' quote &amp;quot;Baby, you've got a [[Witches' Brew|witches' brew]] goin'&amp;quot; is a reference to the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Carl Weathers|Carl Weathers]], the actor who played [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], portrays himself as extremely cheap, and sometimes comments that if certain leftover foods are combined, &amp;quot;Baby, you've got a stew goin'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Bubs' comment about &amp;quot;Stick and move!  Stick and move!&amp;quot; is a reference to the advice Duke gave Apollo Creed in [[IMDb:0075148|the original Rocky movie]]. [http://www.filmsite.org/rock5.html]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park III|Jurassic Park III]]'' is a movie in the ''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]]'' series.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]] was a movie actor and the 40th president of the United States. &amp;quot;Nancy&amp;quot; refers to his widow, [[wikipedia:Nancy Reagan|Nancy Reagan]]. [[Wikipedia:Jelly beans|Jelly beans]] were famously one of Reagan's favorite foods. Reagan was also known for usually starting his statements with the word &amp;quot;well.&amp;quot; He was famous for his economic policies, called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Reaganomics|Reaganomics]].&amp;quot; He also did have [[Wikipedia:List_of_presidential_pets|pets]], among them a [[Wikipedia:Cavalier_king_charles_spaniel|Cavalier King Charles Spaniel]] named [[Wikipedia:Rex (dog)|Rex]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Keanu Reagan&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]], an actor most famous for his roles in ''Bill &amp;amp; Ted's Excellent Adventure'', and the ''Matrix'' trilogy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line &amp;quot;I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?&amp;quot; is a reference to the theme of many high school graduation speakers of &amp;quot;What will your epitaph say?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar Runner's repeating himself, such as &amp;quot;We played a little foosball, played a little foosball,&amp;quot; is very similar to the way the character Jimmy Two Times speaks in the [[Wikipedia:Martin Scorsese|Martin Scorsese]] film [[Wikipedia:Goodfellas|Goodfellas]] (e.g., &amp;quot;I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Natalie Imbruglia|Natalie Imbruglia]] is an Australian-born singer and actress. However, Strong Sad and Marzipan both mispronounce her last name (the &amp;quot;g&amp;quot; is silent).&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Sara Lee|Sara Lee]]&amp;quot; is an American consumer-goods company and is also the brand name of a number of frozen and packaged foods, including cheesecake.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Sad's words as Homestar departs are taken from [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]'s 1980 hit &amp;quot;Whip It.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] is a character from the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' films, played by [[Wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]].  Some people (including, apparently, Homestar) mistakenly think that Lando and Apollo Creed were played by the same actor, but Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers.&lt;br /&gt;
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:John Goodman|John Goodman]]. The severed toe with nail polish is a plot device in this movie; Sobchak even says the line, &amp;quot;I can get you a toe, with nail polish,&amp;quot; as does Coach Z on Pom Pom's behalf. &amp;quot;You're entering a world of pain&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!&amp;quot; (said on behalf of Pom Pom by Homestar and Strong Mad respectively) were also repeated sayings of Sobchak's in the movie. Also, at one point in the movie Walter inappropriately draws a gun.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Oliver Cromwell]] was a 17th century English military commander who became Lord Protector after leading the rebellion that resulted in the execution of Charles I. Homestar throws it in because it includes &amp;quot;-well&amp;quot;, though it's possible he ''meant'' to say [[Wikipedia:Oliver North|Oliver North]], a prominent figure in the [[Wikipedia:Iran Contra Affair|Iran Contra Affair]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The surprisingly high jump The Cheat makes is the effect of getting hit by a shell, invincible character, etc., in the Nintendo 64 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]'', in which the kart landed with a similar &amp;quot;POOMP&amp;quot;. Also, the respective noises The Cheat makes sound very close to what Toad says when he wins a race (&amp;quot;I'm the best!&amp;quot;) as well as Toad's cries when he has been hit.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]] was a popular sitcom about four elderly women living in Miami that originally aired on NBC. Blanche, mentioned in the cartoon, is one of the main characters of the show. Strong Bad mentioned them in [[helium]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The kick performed by Homestar while singing appears to be a side thrust kick, a karate kick which involves thrusting the foot out from the side to hit with the blade of the heel.&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;CHOICE TIME!&amp;quot; sound effect plays after you choose your choice.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar doesn't say or show the stuff he gathered, or drop them in the cauldron, and Marzipan doesn't say the magic words.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's transformation is now random.&lt;br /&gt;
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Keep cool.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Cool Time, Pool Time!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad explains how he keeps cool in the summer.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]],  [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stick]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Swimming Pool]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' July 31, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:33&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king! ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: Oh man,,,&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
here. What do you do to keep cool?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom B&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sunnyvale, CA&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{After &amp;quot;Strongbadia&amp;quot;, a record scratches, the screen dims and another Strong Bad appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' Note to viewers:&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Screen cuts to Strong Badia. A cutout in the shape of Strong Bad labeled &amp;quot;sb&amp;quot; is shown.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''This'' is Strong Badia.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Screen cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand, with a similar cutout for Bubs labeled &amp;quot;bubs&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Not this...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Screen cuts to Strong Bad's basement, with a cutout of Strong Mad labeled &amp;quot;graw mad&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...this...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Screen cuts to The Stick, with a cutout of Homestar labeled &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...or this.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Just this.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the still-dimmed Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' We clear? Now gimme five.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The second Strong Bad holds up his left hand, and then disappears as the rest of the screen returns to normal and the original Strong Bad finishes reading the email. He reads &amp;quot;CA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Cactus Area.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby. But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Sad, sleeping on a brick wall. A book labeled &amp;quot;Mr. Chekhov&amp;quot; is next to him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We carefully place a spoonful...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad rise from behind Strong Sad, and Strong Bad places a spoon of sauce on Strong Sad's head.}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip. ''{pause}'' And then we just... ask him.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad hits Strong Sad, who wakes up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Current temperature: ninety-seven, ninety-eight degrees... humidity: twenty-five percent... ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad slowly start to leave, making a tapping noise as they do.}'' barometric pressure's thirty point oh five inches mercury... I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Sad grabs the spoon from off his head and opens his mouth to eat the sauce. But before he does, we cut to the edge of the wall, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that?! The high nineties!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad pulls out a paper titled &amp;quot;[[#Trivia|Monkey D's Summer Tips]]&amp;quot;. The screen cuts to a closeup of the paper.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what that means!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Music starts. Strong Bad jumps up in the air, whilst Strong Mad raises his hands up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD:''' COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' In the pool that we've always had... ''{Strong Mad looks surprised}'' that we use all the time... and the school has always had an elevator!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Marzipan's couch. Marzipan is sitting on it. Homestar Runner pops up in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool time!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Coach Z is leaning on the counter.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' Cool time?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the Field, where Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Poopsmith gives him the thumbs-up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the Pool. Strong Bad is sitting in the lifeguard's chair. Coach Z walks past in the background with a barrel over him. Bubs floats with inflatable water wings on his arms. The Cheat skims across the surface of the water quickly twice. Cut to a closeup on Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ya little sacks of crap, just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, ''{He kicks a floatation device hanging from his perch.}'' lemme explain the pool rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A paper reading &amp;quot;POOL RULES&amp;quot; appears. Strong Bad reads along.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to our 'ool. (Notice there is no &amp;quot;Take a crap in it&amp;quot; in it. Please keep it that way. &amp;lt;!-- sic; there is no closing parenthesis. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The Poopsmith, wearing a Nebulon flotation device and testing the water with his foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopsmith, don't even try it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A Nebulon-esque sound is heard as The Poopsmith hangs his head. Cut back to Strong Bad. The Pool Rules sheet returns, and the following rules get added with illustrations as Strong Bad mentions them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Also, no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, nuts!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And no running, no diving, no swimming.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' But that last one is not very widely enforced. But most importantly, after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling, and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad looks at Marzipan, whose ponytail has a green tinge and the very tip of it is on fire. The burn is slowly making its way up her ponytail, burning it off during the whole scene.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a pile of chemical containers and a bottle of Awesome Sauce.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say. ''{Pause}'' And that is ''all'' that they say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly smiling}'' Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to stormy clouds, faint flashes of lightning, and the sound of thunder.  Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in sing-song voice}'' Lightning.  ''{in a normal voice}'' You guys know the drill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat leaving the pool}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD and THE CHEAT:''' ''{groans and The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS''': Man!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar Runner, Coach Z, and The King of Town walk through the pool carrying a TV antenna, golf clubs, and an umbrella, respectively. They stop in the middle of the pool.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z and THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sighs and groans}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking with Bubs at the lifeguard chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So later on anybody wanna get together a game of &amp;quot;Sharks and Minnows&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Einstein and Kreskin&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Pregnant and seventeen&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{points toward the diving board}'' Uh-oh!  Looks like we should be playin' &amp;quot;Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad jumps off of a high-dive}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD:''' MANNONBALL!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- There is no &amp;quot;Ca&amp;quot; sound in Strong Mad's yell. Give it a listen. -Jesselangham --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad takes the shape of a cannonball and makes a tiny splash in the water. There is a short pause. Suddenly, all of the water is splashed out of the pool.  Shadows of The Cheat, Coach Z, the lifeguard tower, Strong Bad, and Homestar are seen through the wave.  Cut back to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad crashes in through the ceiling. Water splashes down on him. He looks up}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I should really just stop patching that hole. ''{typing}'' Well, it looks like pool season's over. Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders... ''{Homestar can be heard screaming in the background}'' stencil folders...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar lands on top of Strong Bad}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ah... I... breaky... spiney...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on CA when Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Sunnyvale, Cactus Area&amp;quot; to see a menu:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cactus Area&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The most boring Mexican restaurant on Earth&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{picture of a circle around two [[Wikipedia:saguaro|saguaros]] and the word 'sombrero'.}''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Yes, we know what salsa is now!)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the Lappy's screen at the end to see Strong Sad continuing his weather forecast:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour. Sunset at 8:45 PM. ''{The King of Town slowly comes up behind him}'' Baseball games at two, eleven, and three. ''{The King of Town puts a cherry on Strong Sad's head and pulls out a can of &amp;quot;Lard Wipt&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Trundle bed|Trundle bed]] is a low bed on wheels that can be rolled under another bed for storage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ear candling|Ear candling]], also known as ear coning, is a folk remedy purporting to use the heat from a specialized candle to remove wax and debris from the ear.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hoisin Sauce]] is a type of Chinese dipping sauce made from soybeans, garlic, and spices.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Rough-horsing&amp;quot; is a play on the words roughhousing and horseplay, which signify rowdy playing or play fighting.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's hair turning green is a reference to the reactions to [[Wikipedia: chlorine|chlorine]] on blond hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's paper reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#15215D&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Monkey D's&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#971528&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Summer Tips&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#242A78&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;95°-100°=COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;90°-95°=Grip n' Glide time,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Slide n' Slide time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;85°-90°=Tinkler time, Sprinkler time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;80°-85°=Nose time, Hose time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical bottles, there is a bottle of Bleach juice, which claims to contain &amp;amp;minus;4% fruit juice (a possible parody of many modern &amp;quot;fruit drinks,&amp;quot; which are composed mainly of water and artificial ingredients).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's explaining the difference between Strong Badia and the other parts of [[Free Country, USA]], is one of the most abrupt [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall breaks]] to date.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad clearly explains the extent of Strong Badia, and then immediately leaves it (going to The Brick Wall near Homestar's house) to get the meteorological information.&lt;br /&gt;
*An air temperature of 97° [[Wikipedia:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit]] (36° [[Wikipedia:Celsius|Celsius]]) with a relative humidity of 25% puts the dew point at approximately 55° F (13° C), low enough to make the heat index approximately 95° F (35° C), which is not unbearably uncomfortable. A south-southwest wind of 10 mph (16 km/h) also helps keep the air from becoming too oppressive.&lt;br /&gt;
*This marks the first time viewers have seen the King of Town's exposed shoulder area, further reinforcing the fact that he doesn't have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules state there is no diving. However, there is a diving board.  This makes sense, since there's also a rule forbidding swimming even though there's a swimming pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad jumps out from behind the wall, his legs are an older version.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar lands on Strong Bad, neither the new [[No Loafing]] sign or the old one is anywhere to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before reentering the pool. None of the main characters have visible ears.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Homestar and the King of Town wear swimsuits to the pool, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and Marzipan appear as they normally do, wearing their usual outfits as if they were swimsuits (although Coach Z adds a barrel).&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's farmer tan (tanned except in an area where a tank top would be) is curious considering that Strong Bad has only on very rare occasions been seen with a shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules sign doesn't have a closing parenthesis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Clicking on the Lappy's screen after Strong Bad starts typing after he falls from the ceiling does not cause the usual ripple.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Keepcool stoppatchnhole.png|thumb|&amp;quot;I should really just stop patching that hole.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk container]] is the same one found in [[disconnected]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot; on the Homestar Runner cutout might stand for &amp;quot;Duckshirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Dumbstar&amp;quot;, two [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]] Strong Bad has used for Homestar in the past. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's calling Strong Sad &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]]&amp;quot; (a restaurant famous for its soft-serve ice cream products) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] is related to his describing Strong Sad's head as having a &amp;quot;soft-serve flip&amp;quot; in this toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's reference to the pool's existence refers to the pool scenes from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and the [[Theme Song Video]]. Since the Theme Song Video, the pool has not been seen until this email.&lt;br /&gt;
**Also, in the commentary for [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|In Search of the Yello Dello]], Strong Sad mentions that everyone in school suddenly started being nice to him because he had a pool. This backs up Strong Bad's assertion that they've always had the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Poopsmith uses a [[Nebulon]] floating tube; when Strong Bad tells him that he can't get in the pool, the Nebulon [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] is played.&lt;br /&gt;
*The nickname &amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is a reference to [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's tan lines were first seen in [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The patch of sunscreen on Strong Bad's face is a reference to a running gag that he [[Lack of Visible Arms#Strong Bad.27s Nose|has no nose]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical containers, there is some &amp;quot;[[Roach Killa!]]&amp;quot; from [[bedtime story]] and some &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce&amp;quot; which was mentioned in [[funny]] (though this is &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce for her&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:bottles.png|thumb|For Her?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's swimsuit is the same as the one he wears in [[Theme Song Video]], only updated to fit the current animation style.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monkey D]] contributes his &amp;quot;summer tips&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's remark explaining that he &amp;quot;should really stop patching that hole&amp;quot; refers to [[pom pom]], when he fell through the roof in a similar fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
*Back2School was first mentioned in [[modeling]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hoisin Sauce]] was previously mentioned in the Homsar Easter egg in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;We'll take you back to a time when email was king&amp;quot; is a reference to many dinosaur documentaries which begin with similar phrases, such as &amp;quot;When dinosaurs ruled the earth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad is pointing out places that are Strong Badia and places which are not, the scenes with the cut-out figures are modeled after pages from children's sticker books in which the goal is to place the proper sticker in the right blank area on the page.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email was released during an actual heat wave in the [[Wikipedia:2006 United States heat wave|United States]], Canada, and much of [[Wikipedia:2006 European heat wave|Europe]].  [[Wikipedia:Sunnyvale, California|Sunnyvale]] itself had just suffered a two-week period of unusually hot weather, responsible for 83 heat-related deaths in California.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Anton Chekhov|Anton Chekhov]] is a Russian writer.  [[Wikipedia:Pavel Chekov|Pavel Chekov]], a character on [[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek]], was often referred to as &amp;quot;Mr. Chekov.&amp;quot; It is not clear from context whether the intended reference is to one or both of these people.&lt;br /&gt;
*The second item on &amp;quot;Monkey D's Summer Tips&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Slip 'N Slide|Slip 'N Slide]] water toy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Welcome to our 'ool&amp;quot; sign is a parody of a popular [http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecampbell/209540717/ &amp;quot;Pool Rules&amp;quot; sign] that states &amp;quot;Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it this way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's advice that &amp;quot;after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical,&amp;quot; and so on, is a reference to the urban legend that one must [[snopes:oldwives/hourwait.asp|wait an hour after eating]] before swimming so as to prevent cramps. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's command to &amp;quot;press UP, A, and START before re-entering the pool&amp;quot; is a reference to the manner in which various [[Wikipedia:Cheat code|cheat codes]] are entered on video game consoles, such as the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's comment &amp;quot;I can feel it tingling&amp;quot; is a reference to commercials for medicated anti-dandruff shampoos, particularly [[Wikipedia:Selsun Blue|Selsun Blue]], that use tingling as an indication that the product is working.&lt;br /&gt;
*Einstein and Kreskin refer to [[Wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]] (world-famous physicist) and [[Wikipedia:Amazing Kreskin|The Amazing Kreskin]] (sort-of-famous mentalist).&lt;br /&gt;
*The manner in which Strong Sad reports the weather is very similar to the style of [[Wikipedia:NOAA Weather Radio|NOAA Weather Radio]], which uses synthesized voices to read weather information.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Keep cool.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Cool Time, Pool Time!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad explains how he keeps cool in the summer.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]],  [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stick]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Swimming Pool]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' July 31, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:33&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king! ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: Oh man,,,&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
here. What do you do to keep cool?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom B&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sunnyvale, CA&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{After &amp;quot;Strongbadia&amp;quot;, a record scratches, the screen dims and another Strong Bad appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' Note to viewers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Strong Badia. A cutout in the shape of Strong Bad labeled &amp;quot;sb&amp;quot; is shown.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''This'' is Strong Badia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand, with a similar cutout for Bubs labeled &amp;quot;bubs&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Not this...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Strong Bad's basement, with a cutout of Strong Mad labeled &amp;quot;graw mad&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...this...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to The Stick, with a cutout of Homestar labeled &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...or this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Just this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the still-dimmed Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' We clear? Now gimme five.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The second Strong Bad holds up his left hand, and then disappears as the rest of the screen returns to normal and the original Strong Bad finishes reading the email. He reads &amp;quot;CA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Cactus Area.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby. But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Sad, sleeping on a brick wall. A book labeled &amp;quot;Mr. Chekhov&amp;quot; is next to him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We carefully place a spoonful...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad rise from behind Strong Sad, and Strong Bad places a spoon of sauce on Strong Sad's head.}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip. ''{pause}'' And then we just... ask him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad hits Strong Sad, who wakes up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Current temperature: ninety-seven, ninety-eight degrees... humidity: twenty-five percent... ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad slowly start to leave, making a tapping noise as they do.}'' barometric pressure's thirty point oh five inches mercury... I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Sad grabs the spoon from off his head and opens his mouth to eat the sauce. But before he does, we cut to the edge of the wall, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that?! The high nineties!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pulls out a paper titled &amp;quot;[[#Trivia|Monkey D's Summer Tips]]&amp;quot;. The screen cuts to a closeup of the paper.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what that means!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Music starts. Strong Bad jumps up in the air, whilst Strong Mad raises his hands up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD:''' COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' In the pool that we've always had... ''{Strong Mad looks surprised}'' that we use all the time... and the school has always had an elevator!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Marzipan's couch. Marzipan is sitting on it. Homestar Runner pops up in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool time!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Coach Z is leaning on the counter.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Cool time?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Field, where Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Poopsmith gives him the thumbs-up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Pool. Strong Bad is sitting in the lifeguard's chair. Coach Z walks past in the background with a barrel over him. Bubs floats with inflatable water wings on his arms. The Cheat skims across the surface of the water quickly twice. Cut to a closeup on Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ya little sacks of crap, just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, ''{He kicks a floatation device hanging from his perch.}'' lemme explain the pool rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A paper reading &amp;quot;POOL RULES&amp;quot; appears. Strong Bad reads along.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to our 'ool. (Notice there is no &amp;quot;Take a crap in it&amp;quot; in it. Please keep it that way. &amp;lt;!-- sic; there is no closing parenthesis. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The Poopsmith, wearing a Nebulon flotation device and testing the water with his foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopsmith, don't even try it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A Nebulon-esque sound is heard as The Poopsmith hangs his head. Cut back to Strong Bad. The Pool Rules sheet returns, and the following rules get added with illustrations as Strong Bad mentions them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Also, no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, nuts!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' And no running, no diving, no swimming.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' But that last one is not very widely enforced. But most importantly, after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling, and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad looks at Marzipan, whose ponytail has a green tinge and the very tip of it is on fire. The burn is slowly making its way up her ponytail, burning it off during the whole scene.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a pile of chemical containers and a bottle of Awesome Sauce.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say. ''{Pause}'' And that is ''all'' that they say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly smiling}'' Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to stormy clouds, faint flashes of lightning, and the sound of thunder.  Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in sing-song voice}'' Lightning.  ''{in a normal voice}'' You guys know the drill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat leaving the pool}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD and THE CHEAT:''' ''{groans and The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS''': Man!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar Runner, Coach Z, and The King of Town walk through the pool carrying a TV antenna, golf clubs, and an umbrella, respectively. They stop in the middle of the pool.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z and THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sighs and groans}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking with Bubs at the lifeguard chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' So later on anybody wanna get together a game of &amp;quot;Sharks and Minnows&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Einstein and Kreskin&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Pregnant and seventeen&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{points toward the diving board}'' Uh-oh!  Looks like we should be playin' &amp;quot;Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad jumps off of a high-dive}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG MAD:''' MANNONBALL!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- There is no &amp;quot;Ca&amp;quot; sound in Strong Mad's yell. Give it a listen. -Jesselangham --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad takes the shape of a cannonball and makes a tiny splash in the water. There is a short pause. Suddenly, all of the water is splashed out of the pool.  Shadows of The Cheat, Coach Z, the lifeguard tower, Strong Bad, and Homestar are seen through the wave.  Cut back to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad crashes in through the ceiling. Water splashes down on him. He looks up}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I should really just stop patching that hole. ''{typing}'' Well, it looks like pool season's over. Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders... ''{Homestar can be heard screaming in the background}'' stencil folders...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar lands on top of Strong Bad}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ah... I... breaky... spiney...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on CA when Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Sunnyvale, Cactus Area&amp;quot; to see a menu:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cactus Area&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The most boring Mexican restaurant on Earth&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{picture of a circle around two [[Wikipedia:saguaro|saguaros]] and the word 'sombrero'.}''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Yes, we know what salsa is now!)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the Lappy's screen at the end to see Strong Sad continuing his weather forecast:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour. Sunset at 8:45 PM. ''{The King of Town slowly comes up behind him}'' Baseball games at two, eleven, and three. ''{The King of Town puts a cherry on Strong Sad's head and pulls out a can of &amp;quot;Lard Wipt&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Trundle bed|Trundle bed]] is a low bed on wheels that can be rolled under another bed for storage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ear candling|Ear candling]], also known as ear coning, is a folk remedy purporting to use the heat from a specialized candle to remove wax and debris from the ear.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]] is a type of Chinese dipping sauce made from soybeans, garlic, and spices.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Rough-horsing&amp;quot; is a play on the words roughhousing and horseplay, which signify rowdy playing or play fighting.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's hair turning green is a reference to the reactions to [[Wikipedia: chlorine|chlorine]] on blond hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's paper reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#15215D&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Monkey D's&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#971528&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Summer Tips&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#242A78&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;95°-100°=COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;90°-95°=Grip n' Glide time,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Slide n' Slide time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;85°-90°=Tinkler time, Sprinkler time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;80°-85°=Nose time, Hose time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical bottles, there is a bottle of Bleach juice, which claims to contain &amp;amp;minus;4% fruit juice (a possible parody of many modern &amp;quot;fruit drinks,&amp;quot; which are composed mainly of water and artificial ingredients).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's explaining the difference between Strong Badia and the other parts of [[Free Country, USA]], is one of the most abrupt [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall breaks]] to date.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad clearly explains the extent of Strong Badia, and then immediately leaves it (going to The Brick Wall near Homestar's house) to get the meteorological information.&lt;br /&gt;
*An air temperature of 97° [[Wikipedia:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit]] (36° [[Wikipedia:Celsius|Celsius]]) with a relative humidity of 25% puts the dew point at approximately 55° F (13° C), low enough to make the heat index approximately 95° F (35° C), which is not unbearably uncomfortable. A south-southwest wind of 10 mph (16 km/h) also helps keep the air from becoming too oppressive.&lt;br /&gt;
*This marks the first time viewers have seen the King of Town's exposed shoulder area, further reinforcing the fact that he doesn't have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules state there is no diving. However, there is a diving board.  This makes sense, since there's also a rule forbidding swimming even though there's a swimming pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad jumps out from behind the wall, his legs are an older version.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar lands on Strong Bad, neither the new [[No Loafing]] sign or the old one is anywhere to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before reentering the pool. None of the main characters have visible ears.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Homestar and the King of Town wear swimsuits to the pool, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and Marzipan appear as they normally do, wearing their usual outfits as if they were swimsuits (although Coach Z adds a barrel).&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's farmer tan (tanned except in an area where a tank top would be) is curious considering that Strong Bad has only on very rare occasions been seen with a shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules sign doesn't have a closing parenthesis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Clicking on the Lappy's screen after Strong Bad starts typing after he falls from the ceiling does not cause the usual ripple.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Keepcool stoppatchnhole.png|thumb|&amp;quot;I should really just stop patching that hole.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk container]] is the same one found in [[disconnected]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot; on the Homestar Runner cutout might stand for &amp;quot;Duckshirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Dumbstar&amp;quot;, two [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]] Strong Bad has used for Homestar in the past. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's calling Strong Sad &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]]&amp;quot; (a restaurant famous for its soft-serve ice cream products) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] is related to his describing Strong Sad's head as having a &amp;quot;soft-serve flip&amp;quot; in this toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's reference to the pool's existence refers to the pool scenes from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and the [[Theme Song Video]]. Since the Theme Song Video, the pool has not been seen until this email.&lt;br /&gt;
**Also, in the commentary for [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|In Search of the Yello Dello]], Strong Sad mentions that everyone in school suddenly started being nice to him because he had a pool. This backs up Strong Bad's assertion that they've always had the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Poopsmith uses a [[Nebulon]] floating tube; when Strong Bad tells him that he can't get in the pool, the Nebulon [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] is played.&lt;br /&gt;
*The nickname &amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is a reference to [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's tan lines were first seen in [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The patch of sunscreen on Strong Bad's face is a reference to a running gag that he [[Lack of Visible Arms#Strong Bad.27s Nose|has no nose]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical containers, there is some &amp;quot;[[Roach Killa!]]&amp;quot; from [[bedtime story]] and some &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce&amp;quot; which was mentioned in [[funny]] (though this is &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce for her&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:bottles.png|thumb|For Her?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's swimsuit is the same as the one he wears in [[Theme Song Video]], only updated to fit the current animation style.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monkey D]] contributes his &amp;quot;summer tips&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's remark explaining that he &amp;quot;should really stop patching that hole&amp;quot; refers to [[pom pom]], when he fell through the roof in a similar fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
*Back2School was first mentioned in [[modeling]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hoisin Sauce]] was previously mentioned in the Homsar Easter egg in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;We'll take you back to a time when email was king&amp;quot; is a reference to many dinosaur documentaries which begin with similar phrases, such as &amp;quot;When dinosaurs ruled the earth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad is pointing out places that are Strong Badia and places which are not, the scenes with the cut-out figures are modeled after pages from children's sticker books in which the goal is to place the proper sticker in the right blank area on the page.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email was released during an actual heat wave in the [[Wikipedia:2006 United States heat wave|United States]], Canada, and much of [[Wikipedia:2006 European heat wave|Europe]].  [[Wikipedia:Sunnyvale, California|Sunnyvale]] itself had just suffered a two-week period of unusually hot weather, responsible for 83 heat-related deaths in California.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Anton Chekhov|Anton Chekhov]] is a Russian writer.  [[Wikipedia:Pavel Chekov|Pavel Chekov]], a character on [[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek]], was often referred to as &amp;quot;Mr. Chekov.&amp;quot; It is not clear from context whether the intended reference is to one or both of these people.&lt;br /&gt;
*The second item on &amp;quot;Monkey D's Summer Tips&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Slip 'N Slide|Slip 'N Slide]] water toy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Welcome to our 'ool&amp;quot; sign is a parody of a popular [http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecampbell/209540717/ &amp;quot;Pool Rules&amp;quot; sign] that states &amp;quot;Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it this way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's advice that &amp;quot;after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical,&amp;quot; and so on, is a reference to the urban legend that one must [[snopes:oldwives/hourwait.asp|wait an hour after eating]] before swimming so as to prevent cramps. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's command to &amp;quot;press UP, A, and START before re-entering the pool&amp;quot; is a reference to the manner in which various [[Wikipedia:Cheat code|cheat codes]] are entered on video game consoles, such as the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's comment &amp;quot;I can feel it tingling&amp;quot; is a reference to commercials for medicated anti-dandruff shampoos, particularly [[Wikipedia:Selsun Blue|Selsun Blue]], that use tingling as an indication that the product is working.&lt;br /&gt;
*Einstein and Kreskin refer to [[Wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]] (world-famous physicist) and [[Wikipedia:Amazing Kreskin|The Amazing Kreskin]] (sort-of-famous mentalist).&lt;br /&gt;
*The manner in which Strong Sad reports the weather is very similar to the style of [[Wikipedia:NOAA Weather Radio|NOAA Weather Radio]], which uses synthesized voices to read weather information.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Keep cool.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Cool Time, Pool Time!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad explains how he keeps cool in the summer.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]],  [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stick]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Swimming Pool]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' July 31, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:33&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king! ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: Oh man,,,&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
here. What do you do to keep cool?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tom B&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sunnyvale, CA&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{After &amp;quot;Strongbadia&amp;quot;, a record scratches, the screen dims and another Strong Bad appears.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' Note to viewers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Strong Badia. A cutout in the shape of Strong Bad labeled &amp;quot;sb&amp;quot; is shown.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''This'' is Strong Badia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand, with a similar cutout for Bubs labeled &amp;quot;bubs&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Not this...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to Strong Bad's basement, with a cutout of Strong Mad labeled &amp;quot;graw mad&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...this...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Screen cuts to The Stick, with a cutout of Homestar labeled &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...or this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Badia.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Just this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the still-dimmed Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SECOND STRONG BAD:''' We clear? Now gimme five.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The second Strong Bad holds up his left hand, and then disappears as the rest of the screen returns to normal and the original Strong Bad finishes reading the email. He reads &amp;quot;CA&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Cactus Area.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby. But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Sad, sleeping on a brick wall. A book labeled &amp;quot;Mr. Chekhov&amp;quot; is next to him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We carefully place a spoonful...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad rise from behind Strong Sad, and Strong Bad places a spoon of sauce on Strong Sad's head.}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip. ''{pause}'' And then we just... ask him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad hits Strong Sad, who wakes up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Current temperature: ninety-seven, ninety-eight degrees... humidity: twenty-five percent... ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad slowly start to leave, making a tapping noise as they do.}'' barometric pressure's thirty point oh five inches mercury... I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Sad grabs the spoon from off his head and opens his mouth to eat the sauce. But before he does, we cut to the edge of the wall, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that?! The high nineties!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pulls out a paper titled &amp;quot;[[#Trivia|Monkey D's Summer Tips]]&amp;quot;. The screen cuts to a closeup of the paper.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what that means!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Music starts. Strong Bad jumps up in the air, whilst Strong Mad raises his hands up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD:''' COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' In the pool that we've always had... ''{Strong Mad looks surprised}'' that we use all the time... and the school has always had an elevator!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Marzipan's couch. Marzipan is sitting on it. Homestar Runner pops up in the foreground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Coach Z is leaning on the counter.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Cool time?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Pool time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Field, where Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are standing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Poopsmith gives him the thumbs-up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the Pool. Strong Bad is sitting in the lifeguard's chair. Coach Z walks past in the background with a barrel over him. Bubs floats with inflatable water wings on his arms. The Cheat skims across the surface of the water quickly twice. Cut to a closeup on Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ya little sacks of crap, just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, ''{He kicks a floatation device hanging from his perch.}'' lemme explain the pool rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A paper reading &amp;quot;POOL RULES&amp;quot; appears. Strong Bad reads along.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to our 'ool. (Notice there is no &amp;quot;Take a crap in it&amp;quot; in it. Please keep it that way. &amp;lt;!-- sic; there is no closing parenthesis. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to The Poopsmith, wearing a Nebulon flotation device and testing the water with his foot.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopsmith, don't even try it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A Nebulon-esque sound is heard as The Poopsmith hangs his head. Cut back to Strong Bad. The Pool Rules sheet returns, and the following rules get added with illustrations as Strong Bad mentions them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Also, no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, nuts!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And no running, no diving, no swimming.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But that last one is not very widely enforced. But most importantly, after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling, and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad looks at Marzipan, whose ponytail has a green tinge and the very tip of it is on fire. The burn is slowly making its way up her ponytail, burning it off during the whole scene.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a pile of chemical containers and a bottle of Awesome Sauce.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say. ''{Pause}'' And that is ''all'' that they say.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Marzipan}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly smiling}'' Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to stormy clouds, faint flashes of lightning, and the sound of thunder.  Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in sing-song voice}'' Lightning.  ''{in a normal voice}'' You guys know the drill.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat leaving the pool}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD and THE CHEAT:''' ''{groans and The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS''': Man!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar Runner, Coach Z, and The King of Town walk through the pool carrying a TV antenna, golf clubs, and an umbrella, respectively. They stop in the middle of the pool.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z and THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sighs and groans}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad talking with Bubs at the lifeguard chair}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So later on anybody wanna get together a game of &amp;quot;Sharks and Minnows&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Einstein and Kreskin&amp;quot;? &amp;quot;Pregnant and seventeen&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' ''{points toward the diving board}'' Uh-oh!  Looks like we should be playin' &amp;quot;Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad jumps off of a high-dive}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' MANNONBALL!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- There is no &amp;quot;Ca&amp;quot; sound in Strong Mad's yell. Give it a listen. -Jesselangham --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad takes the shape of a cannonball and makes a tiny splash in the water. There is a short pause. Suddenly, all of the water is splashed out of the pool.  Shadows of The Cheat, Coach Z, the lifeguard tower, Strong Bad, and Homestar are seen through the wave.  Cut back to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad crashes in through the ceiling. Water splashes down on him. He looks up}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I should really just stop patching that hole. ''{typing}'' Well, it looks like pool season's over. Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders... ''{Homestar can be heard screaming in the background}'' stencil folders...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar lands on top of Strong Bad}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ah... I... breaky... spiney...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on CA when Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Sunnyvale, Cactus Area&amp;quot; to see a menu:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cactus Area&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The most boring Mexican restaurant on Earth&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{picture of a circle around two [[Wikipedia:saguaro|saguaros]] and the word 'sombrero'.}''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Yes, we know what salsa is now!)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Click on the Lappy's screen at the end to see Strong Sad continuing his weather forecast:&lt;br /&gt;
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour. Sunset at 8:45 PM. ''{The King of Town slowly comes up behind him}'' Baseball games at two, eleven, and three. ''{The King of Town puts a cherry on Strong Sad's head and pulls out a can of &amp;quot;Lard Wipt&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Trundle bed|Trundle bed]] is a low bed on wheels that can be rolled under another bed for storage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ear candling|Ear candling]], also known as ear coning, is a folk remedy purporting to use the heat from a specialized candle to remove wax and debris from the ear.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]] is a type of Chinese dipping sauce made from soybeans, garlic, and spices.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Rough-horsing&amp;quot; is a play on the words roughhousing and horseplay, which signify rowdy playing or play fighting.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's hair turning green is a reference to the reactions to [[Wikipedia: chlorine|chlorine]] on blond hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's paper reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#15215D&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Monkey D's&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#971528&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Summer Tips&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#242A78&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;95°-100°=COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;90°-95°=Grip n' Glide time,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Slide n' Slide time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;85°-90°=Tinkler time, Sprinkler time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;80°-85°=Nose time, Hose time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical bottles, there is a bottle of Bleach juice, which claims to contain &amp;amp;minus;4% fruit juice (a possible parody of many modern &amp;quot;fruit drinks,&amp;quot; which are composed mainly of water and artificial ingredients).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's explaining the difference between Strong Badia and the other parts of [[Free Country, USA]], is one of the most abrupt [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall breaks]] to date.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad clearly explains the extent of Strong Badia, and then immediately leaves it (going to The Brick Wall near Homestar's house) to get the meteorological information.&lt;br /&gt;
*An air temperature of 97° [[Wikipedia:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit]] (36° [[Wikipedia:Celsius|Celsius]]) with a relative humidity of 25% puts the dew point at approximately 55° F (13° C), low enough to make the heat index approximately 95° F (35° C), which is not unbearably uncomfortable. A south-southwest wind of 10 mph (16 km/h) also helps keep the air from becoming too oppressive.&lt;br /&gt;
*This marks the first time viewers have seen the King of Town's exposed shoulder area, further reinforcing the fact that he doesn't have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules state there is no diving. However, there is a diving board.  This makes sense, since there's also a rule forbidding swimming even though there's a swimming pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad jumps out from behind the wall, his legs are an older version.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar lands on Strong Bad, neither the new [[No Loafing]] sign or the old one is anywhere to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before reentering the pool. None of the main characters have visible ears.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Homestar and the King of Town wear swimsuits to the pool, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, and Marzipan appear as they normally do, wearing their usual outfits as if they were swimsuits (although Coach Z adds a barrel).&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's farmer tan (tanned except in an area where a tank top would be) is curious considering that Strong Bad has only on very rare occasions been seen with a shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Pool Rules sign doesn't have a closing parenthesis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Clicking on the Lappy's screen after Strong Bad starts typing after he falls from the ceiling does not cause the usual ripple.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Keepcool stoppatchnhole.png|thumb|&amp;quot;I should really just stop patching that hole.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk container]] is the same one found in [[disconnected]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;ds&amp;quot; on the Homestar Runner cutout might stand for &amp;quot;Duckshirt&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Dumbstar&amp;quot;, two [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]] Strong Bad has used for Homestar in the past. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's calling Strong Sad &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]]&amp;quot; (a restaurant famous for its soft-serve ice cream products) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] is related to his describing Strong Sad's head as having a &amp;quot;soft-serve flip&amp;quot; in this toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's reference to the pool's existence refers to the pool scenes from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and the [[Theme Song Video]]. Since the Theme Song Video, the pool has not been seen until this email.&lt;br /&gt;
**Also, in the commentary for [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|In Search of the Yello Dello]], Strong Sad mentions that everyone in school suddenly started being nice to him because he had a pool. This backs up Strong Bad's assertion that they've always had the pool.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Poopsmith uses a [[Nebulon]] floating tube; when Strong Bad tells him that he can't get in the pool, the Nebulon [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] is played.&lt;br /&gt;
*The nickname &amp;quot;Graw Mad&amp;quot; is a reference to [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's tan lines were first seen in [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The patch of sunscreen on Strong Bad's face is a reference to a running gag that he [[Lack of Visible Arms#Strong Bad.27s Nose|has no nose]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*In the pile of chemical containers, there is some &amp;quot;[[Roach Killa!]]&amp;quot; from [[bedtime story]] and some &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce&amp;quot; which was mentioned in [[funny]] (though this is &amp;quot;Awesome Sauce for her&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:bottles.png|thumb|For Her?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's swimsuit is the same as the one he wears in [[Theme Song Video]], only updated to fit the current animation style.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monkey D]] contributes his &amp;quot;summer tips&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's remark explaining that he &amp;quot;should really stop patching that hole&amp;quot; refers to [[pom pom]], when he fell through the roof in a similar fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
*Back2School was first mentioned in [[modeling]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hoisin sauce]] was previously mentioned in the Homsar Easter egg in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;We'll take you back to a time when email was king&amp;quot; is a reference to many dinosaur documentaries which begin with similar phrases, such as &amp;quot;When dinosaurs ruled the earth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad is pointing out places that are Strong Badia and places which are not, the scenes with the cut-out figures are modeled after pages from children's sticker books in which the goal is to place the proper sticker in the right blank area on the page.&lt;br /&gt;
*This email was released during an actual heat wave in the [[Wikipedia:2006 United States heat wave|United States]], Canada, and much of [[Wikipedia:2006 European heat wave|Europe]].  [[Wikipedia:Sunnyvale, California|Sunnyvale]] itself had just suffered a two-week period of unusually hot weather, responsible for 83 heat-related deaths in California.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Anton Chekhov|Anton Chekhov]] is a Russian writer.  [[Wikipedia:Pavel Chekov|Pavel Chekov]], a character on [[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek]], was often referred to as &amp;quot;Mr. Chekov.&amp;quot; It is not clear from context whether the intended reference is to one or both of these people.&lt;br /&gt;
*The second item on &amp;quot;Monkey D's Summer Tips&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Slip 'N Slide|Slip 'N Slide]] water toy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Welcome to our 'ool&amp;quot; sign is a parody of a popular [http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecampbell/209540717/ &amp;quot;Pool Rules&amp;quot; sign] that states &amp;quot;Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it this way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's advice that &amp;quot;after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical,&amp;quot; and so on, is a reference to the urban legend that one must [[snopes:oldwives/hourwait.asp|wait an hour after eating]] before swimming so as to prevent cramps. &lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's command to &amp;quot;press UP, A, and START before re-entering the pool&amp;quot; is a reference to the manner in which various [[Wikipedia:Cheat code|cheat codes]] are entered on video game consoles, such as the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Marzipan's comment &amp;quot;I can feel it tingling&amp;quot; is a reference to commercials for medicated anti-dandruff shampoos, particularly [[Wikipedia:Selsun Blue|Selsun Blue]], that use tingling as an indication that the product is working.&lt;br /&gt;
*Einstein and Kreskin refer to [[Wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]] (world-famous physicist) and [[Wikipedia:Amazing Kreskin|The Amazing Kreskin]] (sort-of-famous mentalist).&lt;br /&gt;
*The manner in which Strong Sad reports the weather is very similar to the style of [[Wikipedia:NOAA Weather Radio|NOAA Weather Radio]], which uses synthesized voices to read weather information.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Hoisin Sauce''' is a Chinese dipping sauce, also known as Chinese Barbeque Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonfull of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head to figure out the temperature, but it turns out this was completely pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''[[Hoisin Sauce]]''' (from [[keep cool]])&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:51:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Hoisin_Sauce.PNG</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Hoisin Sauce</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Hoisin_Sauce</link>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Hoisin_Sauce.PNG|right|thumb|100px|A spoonfull of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's &amp;quot;Disturbing soft serve flick&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Hoisin Sauce''' is a Chinese dipping sauce, also known as Chinese Barbeque Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonfull of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head to figure out the temperature, but it turns out this was completely pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hoisin sauce was also used in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] in an easter egg with [[Homsar]] where Hoisin Sauce was above the choices.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Debut:''' [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[keep cool]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Food running gags]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:50:07 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Hoisin_Sauce</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Hoisin Sauce</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Hoisin_Sauce</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Emiga:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Hoisin_Sauce.PNG|right|thumb|100px|A spoonfull of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's &amp;quot;Disturbing soft serve flick&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Hoisin Sauce''' is a Chinese dipping sauce, also known as Chinese Barbeque Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonfull of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head to figure out the temperature, but it turns out this was completely pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hoisin sauce was also used in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] in an easter egg with [[Homsar]] where Hoisin Sauce was above the choices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
*Email [[keep cool]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Food running gags]]&lt;br /&gt;
17:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:49:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Emiga</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Hoisin_Sauce</comments>		</item>
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