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How do you type with boxing gloves on?

FalconPuncher — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:44:45 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Appearances */ It's not referenced at all

[[Image:compy 386 side view.png|thumb|I don't see any fingers, do ''you'' see any fingers?]]
[[Image:Stoyboard boxing gloves.PNG|thumb|A claustrophobic close-up]]
[[Image:Typing with gloves on.PNG|thumb|Clickety clack clack]]

'''"How do you type with boxing gloves on?"''' and its variants are questions that [[Strong Bad]] is asked on a regular basis in his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] obviously must be asked it so often that they made it a running gag.

Strong Bad hates this question, and it is often [[DELETED]]. [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] is apparently frequently asked the similar question, "How do you manage the [[Supra Modern Telegram|telegramophone]] whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?" Strong Bad parodies this question in the [[Fan Costume Commentary]] and the email [[vacation]]. In the DVD commentary for the email [[video games]], The Brothers Chaps say that they might come up with a way to answer this question someday. However, in February 2006, they also included this question as one of five topics which will likely [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|never be addressed in a Strong Bad Email]].

On a related note, in the email [[impression]] on Strong Bad's tape recording, [[Strong Sad]] tells Strong Bad to stop flicking his ear, but Strong Sad doesn't have any visible ears, nor does Strong Bad have visible fingers with which to flick someone's ear. Additionally, Strong Bad seems capable of typing not only with his boxing gloves, but with any part of his body he wishes. In [[sisters]] he types "head—hit—keyboard" by striking the keyboard with his head, and in [[funny]] he types "WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT!" by hitting the keyboard with his foot. In [[bottom 10]], he even typed when his keyboard was covered in [[puking|vomit]], and in [[tape-leg]], he typed with one hand while removing tape from his shoe. Likewise, in [[crying]], he typed a complete sentence, with punctuation and spelling, with one hand, while holding up a drawing of [[Li'l Brudder]] with the other.

Oddly enough, in [[dullard]] Strong Bad types with his thumbs facing up, as if he were touching the keys with the bottoms of his fists.

At one point, in the email [[fingers]], he tried prosthetic fingers made of various items such as [[prawn]], action figures, etc. Their effect on his typing skills, though, was disastrous. However, in [[morning routine]] he was able to type successfully with a [[Potate]] bag covering his right hand.

In the email [[highschool]], [[Teenage Variation|Teenage Strong Bad]] plays the keyboard in [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]], even though he doesn't have fingers.

In the email [[pop-up]], the [[Tandy 400]] was featured in the book asking "HOW TYPE BOX GLOVES?" Strong Bad described this as "his [[Crap|crappy]] old computer, asking the same crappy old questions."

In the email [[part-time job]], Strong Bad portrays himself in a drawing without his left glove on, displaying 3 fingers instead.

A similar question that gets asked often is how [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], and [[Homsar]], among other characters, are able to pick things up [[Lack of Visible Arms|without having any arms]].

==Appearances==
*Email [[spring cleaning]]
*Email [[50 emails]] (Homestar tries to delete this one)
*Email [[fingers]]
*Email [[huttah!]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*Email [[virus]] (at the end, in Strong Bad's crying scene, as "How do you text with boxing gloves on?")
*Email [[part-time job]]
*Email [[pop-up]] (on the Tandy page in the pop-up book as "HOW TYPE BOX GLOVES?")
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*Email [[your funeral]]
*Email [[email thunder]] ([[email thunder#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) ([[Matt Chapman]] asks, "How does Homestar type with no gloves of any kind on?")
*[[Hremail 7]] (While waving his arm, Strong Bad starts to ask "How am ''I'' supposed to type with—" before [[The Cheat]] cuts him off with a reply. Strong Bad accepts The Cheat's answer.)

==Variations==
*Email [[some kinda robot]] — Strong Bad is asked if he takes off his boxing gloves before going to bed.
*Email [[the bird]] — Strong Bad was asked if it was hard [[Double deuce|flip someone off]] with boxing gloves on.
*[[Nintendo Power July 2008 Interview]] — Strong Bad is asked "How hard is it to play Wii with your Power Glove on?"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad complains that he can't make template emails on the [[Snacky 186]] with boxing gloves on, and says that "Typing I can handle; don't ask me how."
*In Episode 36 of Ask that guy with the Glasses, a show on the popular website Thatguywiththeglasses.com, one of the questions is 'How Could you type with Boxing Gloves on?".

==See Also==
*[[Parents]]
*[[Draw Trogdor Again]]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
[[Category:Research]]

Talk:How do you type with boxing gloves on?

FalconPuncher — Sun, 24 May 2009 21:03:29 GMT

FalconPuncher:

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*As I understand it, Strong Bad does not type with boxing gloves on his hands, his hands ''are'' boxing gloves the same way Homestar, Marzipan, Homsar, and the King of Town don't have arms. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 20:20, 4 Jan 2005 (PST)

== It all becomes clear... ==

It all becomes crystal clear after watching SBEmail 37, [[dullard|Dullard]].
Go on, watch it.

:Stinkoman's question would probably be "How do you type with fighting gloves on?' right?

::I think it would be more like, [[HRFWiki:stinkoman|"How do you type with shiny red balls on your hands?"]] -- {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 09:48, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::More like "What's that? What's THAAAAT??? Some kind of special powers? Or maybe a challenge!?" :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:15, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

::::Probably resulting in *ahem* DOUBLE DELETED! [[User:FalconPuncher]]

==Title==
Is there any way to shorten this? It is a pretty awkward title. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:54, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:It's not that bad. Before shortening, [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] was way longer. It took up two lines. I like it the way it is, but I will present a suggestion anyway: Typing with Boxing Gloves. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Aw, this is an awesome title! If you need to shorten it in an article, you can always use a piped link. But this really isn't something that gets linked to every day. For an absurdly long title, see [[metawikipedia:Association_of_Wikipedians_Who_Dislike_Making_Broad_Judgements_About_the_Worthiness_of_a_General_Category_of_Article%2C_and_Who_Are_In_Favor_of_the_Deletion_of_Some_Particularly_Bad_Articles%2C_but_That_Doesn%27t_Mean_They_are_Deletionist|this page]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:03, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
Holy crap. Nevermind. Just never let us get a title that long. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 15:10, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:I know this discussion was over a month ago, but I say that I like this title. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:06, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
::<nowiki>[[The Special Powers that Allow Strong Bad To Type With Boxing Gloves On, Perform the Double Deuce, and Become Invisible, as Well as With Other Characters That Do Not Appear To Have Visible Arms. But Don't Let That From Organizing Your Own!]]</nowiki> {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:19, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

== Theories ==

I think Strong Bad has Technokinesis or short range Telekinesis. - [[User:BlackWidower|BlackWidower]] 22:59, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

no, he probly has one of those thigs that allows u to type by talking into it, which would also explain how the text changes when he changes tone, something about that was in one of the commentaries, cant remember which one it was

: Or maybe it is just some running gag in a dumb kid show about dumb animal characters. Geez, not even I am this worked up over stuff like that.
::Or maybe this conversation is over 3 years old and you ARE getting worked up about it... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:46, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

== Caps in Title ==

Do we really need to capitalize every word in this title? How about only the first word, ala [[What are you supposed to be?]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 03:35, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

== How he types W.B.G.O ==

I think I know how he types With boxing gloves on. When he goes to his compy/lappy/tandy he takes them off and keeps them on top of his hands with the string. He probably also puts his fingers right on the keys so nobody sees his fingers. {{User:Tampo/sig}} 23:54, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

:But boxing gloves ''are'' his hands... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:56, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

== Featured ==
Shouldn't the <nowiki>{{featuredarticle}}</nowiki> be on this article?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 19:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

== SMS ==

Would it be appros to add the reference in the end of virus where he mimicks "How do you text with boxing gloves on?"? [[User:MetaStar|MetaStar]] 02:40, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
:Sure, why not? We list every other specific appearance. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homestar Quiz ==

In the [[Homestar Quiz]], Strong Bad shows his real hands. Shouldn't that be in this article, too? (just thought I'd ask first, before adding it myself) {{User:Marzipankartoffel/sig}} 19:01, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

:Those are [[Oven Mitts|oven mitts]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

== The Cheat ==

Doesn't The Cheat type with, uh.... flippers? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:17, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

pws, you mean... paws, bubs has fliiper arms

==PennRadio Homestar (Strongbad) fan==
Just wanted to mention that someone called up PennRadio (www.pennradio.com), a nationally broadcasted radio station hosted by Penn from Penn and Teller, and asked the question today "How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands".

When the show shows up on their website for download, I'll add the link here. But the broadcast date for it was "November 3rd, 2006".
:[[Radio Sightings]] would be the place for this... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:06, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

== Renamage ==

Per [[Talk:Painting_of_a_Guy_with_a_Big_Knife#Capitalization]] I would like to suggest that this page be moved to [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]. However, a redirect already exists in that page and since I'm not an admin, I cannot move this page into the redirect (with a rather colorful, {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=How_do_you_type_with_boxing_gloves_on%3F&action=history history}} ); how is it that a troll noticed something we hadn't!? Anyway, I digress, as usual. I'm not sure if the capitalization issue has been completely settled, but I think there is enough agreement for this one to go ahead. Questions? Comments? Free Samples? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:34, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
:I'm in agreement with all lowercase, aka [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
::I was the one who [[Talk:How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?#Caps in Title|suggested that]] like a friggin' year ago... but whatever, I'm still all for it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:42, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
:::I just found this suggestion a minute ago. Is it too late to say I agree? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:42, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Not at all — this was a great forgotten suggestion, so I went ahead and {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=How_do_you_type_with_boxing_gloves_on%3F&diff=522560&oldid=471021 moved the article}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:37, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

== Pom Pom ==

Would this be the right article to mention that in [[pom pom]] he couldn't type blindfolded? --Philip8o

== Unnecessary Passage ==

I don't think the examples of him typing with one hand are especially relevant- I'm doing so now; and there's even a special Dvorak format for it. Would anyone mind if I snipped them? {{unsigned|97.118.118.225|00:55, April 23, 2009}}
:Yes, I would mind. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 06:04, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
::I'd say that this post by the anonymous user requires more than just a terse one-line response. An explanation as to why it belongs there or not is in order. So, Michael, why do you think the information should stay? To be clear: I'm not taking sides. I'm just establishing a discussion. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:14, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

== Dangeresque 3 ==

Where's the refrence in Dangeresque 3: TCP from? [[User:FalconPuncher]]

caper

FalconPuncher — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:56:03 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Fast Forward */

{{sbenav|68}}

[[Image:sbemail68.PNG|thumb|"Thanks for breaking my cow lamp."]]

Strong Bad tries to pull a caper with The Cheat, but The Cheat screws it up. However, Strong Bad can't stay mad at him for long.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 31, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:49

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Why don't you and the Cheat pull a 
caper of some sort. It seems like 
there has been little cooperation 
between the two of you as of late. 
 
James 
Detroit Mi</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "Mi" like "me"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing:}'' Well, you're right. It's no secret that The Cheat and I haven't been getting along very well... since he screwed up our last caper.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat in Homestar's house at night, stealing his newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know, go look over there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{goes over to a table with a cow lamp on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, look out! Oh, great, man.

''{The Cheat knocks over the lamp, breaking it. A light turns on and Homestar comes out. He is wearing pajamas, and it appears he hasn't shaved. Strong Bad looks hastily for an escape and The Cheat puts his hands in the air.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sleepy}'' Hey, Strong Sad, Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We've been ID'd! Every man for himself! ''{he and The Cheat run away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, man. ''{Music begins}'' Where did we go wrong? It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' That ''was'' yesterday!

'''STRONG BAD:''' This one's for you. ''{singing to the Compy's music}'' 
I got mad at The Cheat, uh! 
For screwing up the jumble caper, uh! 
I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries 
Cause that would mean he's dead. 
''{pulls back to show Strong Mad and Strong Sad standing next to the computer clapping to the beat. Strong Bad is standing on his stool, still singing}'' 
The Cheat is not dead, 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead. 
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG MAD:''' DEAD! 

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead. 
The Cheat is not dead,

'''STRONG SAD:''' Dead! 

'''STRONG BAD:''' So glad The Cheat is not— ''{stops singing, starts bobbing his body left and right on each clap}'' Just the claps! Just the claps... Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure, I've got tons of rhythm.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling.

''{Strong Bad runs out to the field where The Cheat is waiting for him. The Compy is still playing the music.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I... I just wanted to say that...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can't stay mad at you!

''{He rubs The Cheat's head}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, how about a little kick for old times' sake?

''{The Cheat places his arms akimbo and looks angry}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'm just kidding, man. ''{makes several fake kicking motions; The Cheat prepares to dodge each one}'' Oh, what, watch me now! Had you there.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, Homestar walks out. He is still in his pajamas.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys are so cute. ''{pause}'' Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the deal? I didn't know you had to shave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I don't. It's cinnamon.

== Easter Eggs ==
*After you see the Jumble Caper happen, you can click on the word "caper" to see their original plan.
<blockquote>"OPERATION JUMBLE JUMBLE" 
Objective: Steal Homestar's Jumbles 
Details: Strike in the wee hours. 
Don't knock over any cow lamps. 
Be cool. 
Say "hi" to any ladies encountered. </blockquote>
[[Image:Jumble.PNG|thumb|This is a difficult one]]
*At the end you can click on The Cheat's eyes to see what became of Strong Bad's rhythm section.
:''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Sad and Strong Mad are still clapping in time to the music}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Um... do you think we can stop now?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' KEEP IT ROLLIN'!
*Ten seconds after the end, Homestar will come out in his pajamas. Click on [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|his slippers]] after he is done talking to bring up a Jumble word puzzle starring [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]. You can also [[Printables|print out]] the Jumble.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Homestar's comment, "Hey, Strong Sad. [[Batman]]," may be referring to The Cheat's pose when Homestar walks in. With his arms in the air, he resembles the comic book character's mask in silhouette.
*Strong Bad's torso's twitches demonstrate that he has no rhythm during the handclapping part of the song.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time Homestar is seen wearing his [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|pajamas]].
*The answer to the Jumble is "UN TACO" (which means "a taco" in [[Spanish]]), and the scrambled words spell "This is a difficult one".
*Although [[cinnamon]] appeared first in the [[Homestar Quiz]], this is the first appearance of Homestar's cinnamon beard.
*Homestar's bunny slippers seem to have eyes only on one side, similar to Homestar himself.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#manhunter new york|manhunter new york]]".
*The pictures of Homestar on the wall when Homestar discovers the Strong Bad and the Cheat are the other 4 different Homestars in the "Evolution of Homestar" wallpaper.
**This is also in [[radio]].

===Remarks===
*Homestar's speech impediment lightened up. When he says "What is it, like, three in the afternoon?" his R's are very well enunciated compared to his full waking state.

===Goofs===
*Look closely at Strong Bad while he and The Cheat are discussing the jumbles in the dark and you'll notice that the rest of his mouth and face mask is partially visible on the wooden tile and the wall behind him.
*If you look closely at the Compy's screen while Strong Bad stands on the stool, you can see that the screen doesn't completely fill the monitor, so a very thin section of the wall is visible on the right.
*When Homestar walks in at the end, he appears in front of The Paper.
*After you view the Strong Sad/Strong Mad clapping Easter egg, Homestar walks back in and says his line again instead of just reappearing standing there.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad favoring the Jumbles was first mentioned in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar is wearing a shirt that used to be available in the [[Store]].
*This is another reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*This is a rare instance of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along|Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad]].

===Fast Forward===
*"[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" would later be featured as a song on the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] CD.
*Strong Bad uses the events in this email as an example of his "unphotographic" memory in [[highschool]].
*It is revealed in [[email thunder]] that Homestar was aware that they would break into his house, and put cinnamon on his face to throw them off, in response to a hremail asking what he does about burglars in his house.
*Strong Bad and the Cheat manage to pull off a successful caper in [[Best Caper Ever]].
*Homestar's cow lamp would be seen/mentioned in later toons.

== DVD Version ==
*All of the Easter eggs are intact, except you can't print the Jumble, for obvious reasons.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This is not about—uhm, this email is ''not'' about the little spice thingy...vegetable.

'''MIKE:''' Ohh, caper? I never even realized that caper...

'''MATT:''' It's the same—spelled the same way.

'''MIKE:''' It's so weird. Like, words like polish and Polish. I was, like, 25 when I realized "Oh my gosh, these words are spelled the same way." ''{Matt laughs}'' It just never occurs to you. It never occurred to me that caper and... anyway.

'''MATT:''' Okay, so, look, there's all the different Homestars in the background.

'''MIKE:''' Yep. This is a scene we've never seen before.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. There's Homestar's ''{Mike says something inaudible in the background}'' That cow lamp, though, is, uh, a lamp—we had a little illustration club and one week the theme was drawing lamps. And that was one of my lamps.

'''MIKE:''' It's a good one.

'''MATT:''' I'd like to ''make'' that lamp.

'''MIKE:''' I'd like to make that little, uh, desk—that little stand that the lamp was on.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. There's—Homestar's wearing, uh—number one, those bunny slippers are incredible. ''{Mike laughs a little}'' And terrifying. Are they—are they—they look kind of like their lips, not their ears.

''{Mike laughs more}''

'''MIKE:''' So, here, Strong Bad sings a song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Um...the, uhm...

'''MATT:''' It goes pretty well. It goes pretty well with the music he's playing.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm-hm.

'''MATT:''' Uhm, what else, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Well, we could talk about the cinnamon on Homestar's face.

'''MATT:''' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' And how that was a trick of ours when we used to make movies, uh, when we were younger. We never would need to be dirty or have a five o'clock shadow or whatever. We would just get cinnamon and put it on our face.

'''MATT:''' Or potato—O'Boise's—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing a little}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —in some cases. If you wanted to look like you had—

'''MIKE:''' Just crunch up some potato chips—

'''MATT:''' —and wet your face and stick some O'Boise's on your face.

'''MIKE:''' Wow.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah. I love those—look, notice on the shag carpeting there's a couple of spots there just—on the wall where it's just missing. I those were, I think at one point, those behind the legs.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Right, between Strong Mad and Strong Sad. Right.

'''MATT:''' And that's why we didn't do it and then we moved it and never bothered to make the little...scrunt, whatever you call those, strands of carpet. "You know, joke kick." Hah, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's from an email.

'''MATT:''' I love the hands on hips The Cheat does, he never has done that and we did that. See? Now just look at him!

'''MIKE:''' He's so sassy.

'''MATT:''' I know. So there you go—

'''MIKE:''' No, Homestar's going to come out.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah, Homestar comes out, so we get to keep talking.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, we can keep talking this time.

'''MATT:''' Come on, Homestar, where are—where are you at?

'''MIKE:''' He's got a cup of coffee. I like the cup of coffee.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, look at that steam! It's just little dots.

'''MIKE:''' It's good steam.

'''MATT:''' It matches nothing else on our website—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Wearing his own T-shirt there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

===Fun Facts===
*"The little spice thingy" Matt mentions is the [[Wikipedia:Caper|caper]].
*"O'Boises" was a brand of potato chip made by [[Wikipedia:Keebler Company|Keebler]] in the 1980s and 1990s.
*Matt's quote of "You know, joke kick?" is from [[little animal]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail68.html|watch "caper"]]
*[[HR:sbemail68.swf|view the Flash file for "caper"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Coach Z

FalconPuncher — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:47 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Inconsistencies */

{{charnav|Coach Z|cz|Marzipan|Bubs}}
[[Image:coach-z.png|thumb|right|200px|"I regret everything!"]]

==Biography==
'''Coach Z''' is the "[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]" of the residents of [[Free Country, USA]], though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches. He has a strong [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] which is sometimes difficult for other characters to understand. While occasionally tiresome, he is always ready to offer encouragement and is rarely critical of anyone. When giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which has lost its meaning through time.

Coach Z wears a blue and purple baseball cap and a large gold Z emblem around his waist. Nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. However, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]], and on more than one occasion, Coach Z has mentioned his [[pants]]. In [[shapeshifter]], Coach Z referred to his outfit as his "sweaty sweat-sweats", which was seen to have at least one pocket. His head is a white sphere with light gray circles for eyes. Coach Z [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Coach Z's Face|lacks a visible nose and mouth]], but is able to talk, eat and spit with ease. He has long arms and large feet, but very short legs.

[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|An unshaven Coach Z talking about his butt.]]
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Who Said What Now?|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been strongly implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|on her answering machine]] when he was drunk, and another during the commercial break of the 4Tst annual [[Fall Float Parade]]. In [[diorama]], Coach Z even refers to Marzipan as his "gorgeous girlfriend". He also has difficulty pronouncing certain words, such as "job" (as shown in the "[[A Jorb Well Done]]" cartoon), instead pronouncing it as "jorb", "jaerb", or "jorearb". In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental and gender confusion problems, as evidenced by the time he spent "talking to his parents" on a [[disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes "forgets what's real, and what's just in [his] head". He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit of [[butt-patting]]. Many characters see him as a nuisance. Even Homestar treated Coach Z with contempt in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], quickly refusing to allow Coach Z to come to his house for [[Decemberween]].

When not working as a coach, Coach Z works with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. Coach Z is also the janitor at [[the office]] where Homestar and [[Strong Bad]] work. He is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that Strong Bad is paid on salary. He has also spent time [[Blubb-O's Commercial|dressed as the Blubb-O's Drive-Thru Whale]] mascot. Coach Z owns four [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]], suggesting that he may have a background in theatre. Despite his numerous jobs, Coach Z has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year.

[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]. He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]," which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], his solo album, entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", features the smash hit "[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]", and his own rap song, "[[Rap Song]]" (featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]]).

[[Image:CoachZ3D.png|thumb|"Hey, watch where y'er pointin' that 3D!"]]
Coach Z's [[Ages of Characters|age]] is ambiguous, as he appears to be grown up when Strong Bad was a kid in the email [[stand-up]], while they both appeared to be babies in the email [[highschool]] (although this may simply be a product of Strong Bad's [[History According to Strong Bad|"doodle memory"]]). He is likely to be one of the older characters, since in [[caffiene]], Strong Sad's slaps provoke him to cry out "I'm just an old man!" and in [[slumber party]], Strong Bad refers to him, [[Bubs]], and [[The King of Town]] as "older kids."

Coach Z and [[Bubs]] [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|had a falling out]] at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] shows us; Bubs makes a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the parade, and Coach Z retaliates by saying "Serves him right, then" when [[Strong Mad]] steals [[Bubs Concession Stand|his concession stand]]. In the email [[narrator]], it was shown that they had made-up and returned to having boring conversations about [[Bubs's napkins]]. However, in [[Most In The Graveyard]], when it is implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs' sister, Bubs beats him up. In the same toon, it is also revealed that Coach Z and Bubs may actually be very distant cousins, although Bubs finds this hard to believe.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*'''Debut:''' "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]"
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
<gallery>Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished/skewed/turned all around (from [[redesign]])</gallery>

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidCoachZ.png|thumb|"Hoo-hah!"]]
''{'''Page Title''': Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{looking slightly offscreen}'' Is that thing on? ''{turns to the camera lens}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. ''{rubs his back}'' And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me." ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears in front of camera}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape.

==Coach Z's Accent==
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.

===Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (i.e. The Cheat) and the short o (job), which both come out as an "or" or "aer" ("The Chort", "jaerb").

===List of mispronounced words===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat/Abort || [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || b'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Charge''' || Chiioooorge || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-

| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernza || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence (Toon)|DNA Evidence]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Effigy''' || Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorglingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Hallerwern || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Happy Hallow—''' || Horpy Horlow— || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, [http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''I Feel Bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]], [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, [[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker/Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Man''' || Marn || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Off''' || Orf || Email [[winter pool]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]]
|-
| '''People''' || Perple || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| '''[http://www.pertplus.com/ Pert Plus]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''' || Spring Board || [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Forsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''
|-
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || Terlet || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Bubs, Homestar), Email [[unnatural]]
|-
| '''Tomato''' || Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]

|-
|'''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow, || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Up''' || Arp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Volvo|Volvo]]''' || Vorlvo || [[rated]]
|-
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba|Yo Gabba Gabba]] || Yo garble garble || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
|}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:
*After saying "track or trort" in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says "trick or treat" correctly. If given "Swedish Fish," said as "Swordish Forsh," Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*In [[boring (really)]], while Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four letters word."
*Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort" in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's "accent" by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.
*In the Two-O-Duo's De-Butt album, one song, involving kicking the Cheat, he says "Cheat kickers" and then says "kick the Chort," probably so he could rhyme with "co-hort."

===Featured in===
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]

==Coach Z's "more than two problems"==
Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems." An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems.
*Medical
**He has "[[rampage|problems with his feet]]", including [[labor day|athlete's foot]].
**He has [[#Character Video Transcript|mentioned]] [[rampage|several times]] that he [[slumber party|has a bad back]].
**When his bathing suit is removed, he [[underlings|leaks a black fluid]].
**He has [[cliffhangers|bad hand-eye coordination]].

*Psychological
**He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
**He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
**He has an obsession with [[butts]].
**He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with Bubs]].
**He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
**He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08|be his bride]].
**He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
**He asked Homestar to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].

*[[Alcohol]]ism
**He has been drunk multiple times, usually on [[Listerine]].
**He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with Listerine.
**He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|called Marzipan while being drunk]], along with Bubs.

*Anti-social behavior
**He wears a [[underlings|disturbingly small bathing suit]] when swimming, and doesn't realize that it makes others uncomfortable.
**It has been implied that he [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship|has a crush on Marzipan]]. He has occasionally made [[Fall Float Parade|"inapprapriate" comments]] about her and has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|let it slip]] that he snuck into her house. It now seems that he has been [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|given a restraining order]] preventing him from coming within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's house]].
**He was sent to [[Play Date|juvenile prison]].

*Hygiene
**He holds the [[record book|record]] for the longest time gone without [[showering]].
**He wears [[shapeshifter|sweaty pants]].

*Speech Impediment
**See [[#Coach Z's Accent|above]].

*Lack of generally common knowledge
**Despite being a coach, he [[secret recipes|doesn't know what a basketball is]].
**He claims to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|only know a few words]], such as "pfargtl", his "favorite animal".
**At one point, he believed that the shower heads in his locker room were his "[[hygiene|drippy, broken speakers]]".
**He believes a [[cardboard box]] with a detached microphone is a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|record studio]].
**He thinks [[environment|cooking with hydroelectricity]] means running a hot dog under the shower.

*Financial
**He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
**He lives in a gymnasium locker room.
**He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
**He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
**He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost"]] ice cream.

*Miscellaneous
**He often [[secret recipes|pukes his pants]].
**He carries a bottle of [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|questionable water]] with him at all times for questionable reasons.
**Even when he finds he's eating something awful, he [[secret recipes|still eats it]].
**He [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|enjoys covering puke in sawdust]], claiming that "Sawdust makes everything delicious".
**He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
**He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].

==Discography==
*[[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] (2003)
*[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]
*[[being mean|Coach Z Gets Noice]]
*[[Rap Song]] featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]] (2007)

== Fun Facts ==
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.
*It was revealed in issue #21 of [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision]] magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt pats]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).
*Coach Z was originally known as "Coach Zee."
*Strong Bad referred to Coach Z as "Green Bubs" in the email [[road trip]].
*In [[Date Nite]] he is shown without his hat and wearing hair curlers, despite a lack of visible hair.
*On Coach Z's emblem, the darker blue shine streak under the gold Z makes a backwards Z formation.
*According to the [[Old Characters Page]], Coach Z wasn't much of a coach at the time, and he just added the title because it sounded "cooler than just Z". He has been seen coaching on numerous occasions since then, though his talent at it is still dubious at best.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]]
*[[Other Character Variations|Coach Zed]]
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as something hip-hop-related, or in the case of Theo Huxtable, something he believes to be hip-hop related. (The Noid costume was not released.)

*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher "Kid" Reid|Kid]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Queen Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:So So Def Recordings|So So Def Recordings Logo]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lance Robertson|DJ Lance Rock]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."|[[Trogday 08]] Easter egg|Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"|[[environment]]|Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''|[[Rap Song]]|Mirror:rapsong.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:cz schoolchild.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"|[[mini-golf]]|Mirror:cz forgortport.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You say tomater, I zader madermorts."|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}
*{{qotw|"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
* [[HR:vcr cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]
* [[HR:vcr cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]

{{Characters|Coach Z}}

User:FalconPuncher

FalconPuncher — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:41:02 GMT

FalconPuncher:

I don't watch anything on HR except big toons, sbemails, and hremails. Oh, and sbemailiarized entertainment. I've beaten SBCG4AP season 1, with full awesomeness on Episodes 1-4, and i'm hoping for SBCG4AP season 2. I am a proud owner of the Tandy 400, which I've upgraded to a Mandy 500. Yeah, ever since it died for the second time, Bubs had a hard time selling it. SIDE NOTE: I WILL NOT TELL YOU HOW I TYPE WHILE FALCONPUNCHING THE KEYBOARD.

Missy Palmer

FalconPuncher — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:38:46 GMT

FalconPuncher:

[[Image:MissyPalmer.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Missy with hair of red]]
'''Melissa "Missy" Palmer''' is a childhood friend of [[The Brothers Chaps]], and [[Mike Chapman]]'s wife (as of February 28, 2004). She provides the voice of [[Marzipan]] (except for [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]), and her [[20X6 Marzipan|20X6]] and [[Old-Timey Marzipan|Old-Timey]] counterparts, and on [[Lappynapped!|one occasion]] voiced Homestar Runner with a "spit bubble" stuck in his throat. She also co-wrote [[The Luau]].

She works in the film industry as a producer and assistant director. It was reported in the [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006]] interview that she was pregnant. She and Mike have since had a [[Very, Very Little Girl|daughter]].
[[Image:missypalmer03.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Missy on the beach]]

==External links==
*[[IMDB:nm0658371|Melissa Palmer's IMDb page]]

[[Category:Chapman family members|Palmer, Missy]]

Talk:Hremails

FalconPuncher — Sun, 17 May 2009 01:30:08 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Counting */

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== Cleanup ==

Does anyone know how to make an email address be clickable in the article? I think this page is very organized because someone greatly improved my work. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:Check the external links down at the bottom there. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, thanks! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

== Transcripts ==

Does anyone object to me moving the transcripts from [[email thunder]] to this page? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:56, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Article title ==

I think we should move this article to [[Homestar Runner Email]], to make the article title match up with [[Strong Bad Email]]. "Hremail" is just short for "Homestar Runner Email" anyway, like how "sbemail" is short for "Strong Bad Email". {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:56, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's never actually referred to as "Homestar Runner Email", though. "HREmail" is consistently used throughout. However, I do see your point, and would not be opposed to it, should it happen. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::Done and done. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:10, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::There was no consensus to move. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:21, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::I vote for move, and since there seems to be no evident resistance against moving... --{{User:Sysrq868/sig}} 21:45, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::Take it easy, fellas. This discussion has only been open for about an hour; give folks some time to weigh in. I myself am with DorianGray. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:00, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Aaaaand a consensus has not been made. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::"HREmail" was what was said. "Homestar Runner Email" is what we infer that it means. '''No move'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::But we have [[Strong Bad Email]] and we don't have the article named '''Sbemail''' now do we? What if we moved [[Strong Bad Email]] to '''Sbemail''' and let everyone ''infer'' that it's Strong Bad Emails, like you said we should do for this article?! We need to have the ''proper'' name for articles, not the abbreviation. Imagine what would happen if we did '''HR''', '''SB''', '''CZ''', '''PP''', ect. It's total madness! I vote '''move.''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::The difference is, they're CALLED "strong bad emaiuls" and just shortened to "sbemails". here, they're already called "hremails". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::We still shouldn't have the abbreviation. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:30, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::It was only called "HREmails" meaning that it's not an abbreviation. It's its name, until and unless we're shown otherwise. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:34, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::We know that the proper word is Homestar Runner Emails. It makes no sense for us to have only an abbreviation when we '''''KNOW''''' what it is, regardless of what the characters call it or not. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
We report things as they are, not as we "know" them to be. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:42, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:Fine. Let's keep it the bad way. It should at least be moved to ''Hremail'' without the '''s'''. Like [[Strong Bad Email]]. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:44, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, not yet. Remember, Homestar calls it "Hremails" referring to his email show and calls Strong Bad's email show "Sbemails" right afterwards. Sounds to me like Homestar just felt like abbreviating. If he had called his email show "Hremails" and then called Strong Bad's email show "Strong Bad Email" right after then that would prove that "Hremails" is the actual name. But Homestar calling it "Sbemails" proves that he was just shortening each of the names, right? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:49, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I couldn't agree more. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::::A consensus ''still'' hasn't been reached. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:45, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
c'mon, guys! I even think it should be moved to [[Homestar Runner Email]] considering what homestarwinner said. i think it's a g-e-w-d '''''GEWD''''' idea. [[Special:Contributions/74.193.237.18|74.193.237.18]] 18:51, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::The name "Homestar Runner Email" is, as of now, unofficial. Our article [[Strong Bad Email]] is named as such because of the '''''site listed''''' toon category. "Hremails" is the only way they've ever been reffered to as, therefore, the official name, until noted otherwise by TBC themselves, is "Hremails". {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 02:26, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Why not just call the article "Hremail (Homestar Runner Email)" until the "official" name is announced? {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 04:54, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The point is, before Homestar said "Hremails," he said that Strong Bad had "Sbemails." Both of them are short, meaning that Homestar abbreviated both of them for time sake.
move to homestar runner email? michaelXX2 told me this on irc, and i agreed, and since he's blocked, i'll post it. i just think we should. need i say more?? {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 02:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, it ''would'' help if you said more, because hearing an opinion is easier to base a page move on than just "Michael said something, I agreed...there ya' go". From what I hear, the "show" hasn't been referred to as "Homestar Runner Email"...only as "Hremails". So I think it makes sense to keep the article under this name. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:06, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Like I said, Homestar abbreviated "Sbemails." If he abbreviated "Sbemails," what makes you think he didn't abbreviate "Hremails?"
:::Yes, but the correct title for "sbemail(s)" is/are "Strong Bad Email(s)", whereas for "hremails", there is no official title as far as we know (and we might never know). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:48, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::What in the world makes you think that Homestar didn't mean the same freakin' CONCEPT ABOUT HIS ABBREVIATION?! WHAT MAKES HIS DIFFERENT?!
:I'd like to chime in with a "who cares?". Seriously, this is among the more useless discussions I have ever encountered on a wiki. I hope you are proud of yourselves. That said, there are two main ideologies at stake here: should we go with the standard we are already using (Strong Bad Email --> Homestar Runner Email), or should we go by the name the characters use in the cartoon? I'm personally more enamored of the former, but quite frankly, it just ''doesn't matter''. One will always redirect to the other. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 04:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Move then.
:::I deliberately outdented my response, as I wasn't replying to any particular poster, but to my opinion on the dispute in its entirety. I don't oppose a move, nor do I oppose keeping it where it's at. What I do oppose is mindless bickering over an issue that, quite frankly, is entirely 100% meaningless. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 05:23, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::It's far from meaningless. The article has to be called ''something'', and this page is where we decide what that should be. Regardless of whether you think some people are bickering, the issue raised is a legitimate one, and it deserves a hearing. Posting without giving an opinion just takes up space. I think we should stick with '''hremails''' as long as it's a one-off joke, since that's what it was called in the email. If they ever make ''real'' Homestar Runner Emails, then that might be another matter. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Well, I guess the new Hremail takes care of this discussion. I no longer feel angry that people went with the other name! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
But now we have the issue as to whether or not the article title is pluralized or not. I believe that if '''Strong Bad Email''' is not pluralized, this shouldn't be either. But that reason is similar to my reason why I thought it should be moved to "Homestar Runner Email", and that idea of mind wasn't accepted. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:55, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sbemail 49 and Hremail 49 ==

In Sbemail 49 Strong Bad talked about a theme party, and in Hremail 49 Homestar was having a pillow fight... am I the only one who notices that the latter might be referencing the former (sort of)?
:Uh...no. You have to go through a few steps to be able to correctly associate the two, and we don't play "Kevin Bacon" here (except in some situations, I'm sure). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 07:31, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::If you want to go those stretches, then Hremail 24, which was "banned for content" could be a reference to [[Sbemail 24]], which contained quite a few people giving a pretty racy hand gesture... as for Hremail 62, I'm not sure how having an [[Sbemail 62|interview]] with Homsar could tie-in to it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 07:12, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

== Really Continued? ==

Does anyone think this whole "hremails" thing is ''really'' going to start? And if so, do you think this could be a way TBC are trying to increace Homestar Runner's popularity after it has waned for the past few years? -{{User:Opus the Penguin/sig}} 16:55, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Um...no?
::Let's take this discussion to the [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:01, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Um.... ==

Am I the only one who thinks it's kinda weird that TBC started with hremails 24, 49 and 62? {{User:Stark Traurig/sig}}
:I fail to see a pattern. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::The average of all the numbers are three. Other than that no. Though I am starting to think... --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 22:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::The Hexidecimal value of the sum of all three are [[1987|87]]! Too bad it's a stretch.--[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 23:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::But if you subtract 49 from 62, and then subtract 24 from that, you get -11, an obvious reference to their [[$11.01]] running gag!!! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:29, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I think i has the solution! Width times height. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:54, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not sure Stark Traurig meant that there was a pattern; I read her question as simply noting that it was odd to start 24, 49, 62 instead of 1, 2, 3 like one normally would. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, well I find that just as a cover-up for the "intermix" between [[caper|some]] [[long pants|emails]]. Getting it to start off at one? That just makes it a little awkward, in my opinion. --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 03:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

::::::::yes, according to sbemail 200, he's had hremails since forever. they have to start high for that to continue from since forever...whenever that is... {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 22:20, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Name change: Hremails-Hremail ==

I think we need to have this match up with [[Strong Bad Email]] as much as possible. We need to have it singular. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
:Makes sense to me. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:17, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::Why not "Homestar runner email?"--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 18:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::See [[Talk:Hremails#Article title|this post]]. Personally, I like the rename to "Hremail." {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 18:11, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, we agreed that the show itself is called "Hremail"  and that we don't need to change it to Homestar Runner Email, even though I think it ''should'' be. If the consensus was that we keep it as Hremails, why not have it singular like [[Strong Bad Email]] at the very '''''least?!^$@(*&@!*%&@%starstar''''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I also agree too. [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 02:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not so sure. Specifically, I'm not sure these things should be thought of as a unit ("Hremail is...") as opposed to individual members of a group ("Hremails are..."). The two quotes from the source that best support this are from the email Easter egg ("Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it") and the Strong Sad Easter egg ("Is the reign of Hremails at hand?"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:53, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I agree with dot com. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:37, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah well, It think it should just Be '''Homestar Runner Email''' and typing in hremail could be a redirect just like [[sbemail]].-{{User:Record307/sig}} 19:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::So, Dot com, you want to change Strong Bad Email to Strong Bad Emails because of thinking of them as a unit? Okay, let's rename [[Strong Bad Email]] to [[Strong Bad Emails]]! Because that seems to be the point you're making. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:31, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I personally think [[Strong Bad Emails]] would sound better. But since it isn't, wouldn't keeping this article as '''Hremail''' be better for consistency? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::I agree with Dot com and Deffy. '''Hremails''' is the most fitting title. Hremails are not (yet) an institution like sbemails. There is no need for consistency between two articles that describe something rather different.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:58, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::To clarify, I said nothing about [[Strong Bad Email]]. I realize that it might seem inconsistent, but, try as I might, I just don't think of Hremail in the collective sense that I do Strong Bad Email, so Hremails still seems the better fit. That may change, but so far it hasn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Counting ==

Apparently, Homestar has no way of counting correctly, because in one week, he went from hremail 62 to hremail ''2000.'' That's a difference of 1938! Should we mention anything about that on the article?--[[User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake|Crudely Drawn Cupcake]] 02:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
: The implication is that we're not seeing all of the Hremails; after all, it ''started'' on 62, did it not? (well, okay, there are those two semi-Hremails.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:39, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::Indeed. These are just snippets of the apparently extremely long-time running Hremail show. They're in no chronological order. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:52, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Or that's just how Homestar counts. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:48, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Or perhaps that Hremail 2000 isn't really the 2000th Hremail, just a way of it's advancement into a "regular" cartoon. For example, if I saw an extremely awesome cheese, i'd call it Cheese 3000. -[[User:FalconPuncher]]

== Hremail 24 & 49 ==

Should there be a seperate article explaining the Hremails mentioned in the headline ([[Hremails#Hremail_24|24]] and [[Hremails#Hremail_49|49]])? We move the transcripts out, put Fun Facts from the [[Email Thunder#Fun_Facts|Sbemail]] and transcripts in. Not seperate, ([[Hremail 24]] and [[Hremail 49]]) but these two in one article. [[User:Meaty85203|Meaty85203]] 21:37, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

== Image ==

Regarding {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=627758 this edit}}, I think we need to keep the image, until we get a blockquote something. I think it looks cute.
:I think Hremails 24, 49, and Email Thunder need a Happy background. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
::I think an image is very unnecessary. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:46, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Hold the phone. I can make a Hremail blockquote, but I'm using an iphone now. I'll try as soon as I get home. SO DONT MAKE ONE {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:02, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Email Response ==

The "oh dango..." response only happened one time of which we are aware (i.e. with mr_josh). So we don't know for sure whether this is the response for ALL chosen hremails, which of course there are only two of anyway. Also, do we know what Strong Bad's response was to his chosen emails? And if so, why isn't that on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page? If for some good reason, Strong Bad's response is not on the Strong Bad Email wiki page, then for that same good reason, Homestar's response should not be on the Hremail wiki page.

== Soup, Not Subtitles ==

Do the (full length) HRemails subtitle language names appear double for everyone or is it just me? And somehow this page has the subtitles box for HRemail 49.

Here is a pic to see what I mean:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8990/doublesubtitleau3.png
(It's from the [[Hremail 2000]] page)

- [[User:AlmsforthePudgy|Almsforthepudgy]]
:Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:55, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremails list ==

So rather than reverting again, i'm taking this to talk. The list of hremails as it is looks terrible IMO, and i think it looked far better in table form as it was in [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=640857 this revision]. The reason the strong bad email page is done the way it is, is because that's how it looks on the website, and that one actually looks good, as opposed to this one which just has this ugly white block. Thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:Agreed on all counts. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:28, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Not much else I can say... DeFender's way looks better. -{{User:YK/sig}} 22:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::To be fair, it's not MY way... i just advocate it. Omnisweater is the one who initially changed it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I prefer Omnisweater's way, which Defender and the rest are also supporting; I just don't think "I say version B looks prettier" is a legit enough reason. Now, I don't think there's any need for this article to have a block quote since Hremails is a much, much, ''much'' more minor feature than Strong Bad Email. (It doesn't even have a button!) I hope that reason's legit. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::In response to [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&curid=44451&diff=640868&oldid=640859&rcid=599903 this summary], I don't recall ever saying, "I say version A looks prettier", did I? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:04, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with the table, but I would like to state that the style similar to the Strong Bad Email list did not look ''terrible''. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== Chronically chronological ==

Should we list the Hremails in their ''actual'' order, or the ''hypothetical'' order they came out in (which would put [[Hremail 7]] first)? I suppose it's more correct, but it was weird looking at the tables here going "62, 2000, 7". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:I say order in which they came out... the tables are already weird being that they skip numbers like crazy etc. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:: I say number order, (7, 24, 49, 62, 2000) since if in order when they came out, that'd make 49 before 24. --[[User:FalconPuncher/sig]] 18:31, 4 May 2009
:::No it wouldn't, they were out the same day. And it wouldn't matter if it was, we always list things chronologically, and i see no reason to stop now just because of homestar's funky numbering scheme. Think of it like this, do we list all the old-timey toons before the regular type? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:58, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Eh, ok, i guess you're right [[User:FalconPuncher]]
:::::No, we don't always list things chronologically. On [[Strong Bad Emails]], where is [[sbemail_22]] listed? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:23, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::::::That's a very good point. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:25, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Ooh... well, there goes my argument... i guess i'm neutral again. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:26, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

== It Starts With C and Rhymes With...Bontext... ==

During which part of "8-Bit is Enough" does Homestar mention Hremails? Searching "Hremail" didn't really help. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 16:17, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
: It's a random hint given by Homestar around the time you need to visit Stinkoman, if you have hints turned on. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
: See [[8-Bit Is Enough Responses#Hints|here]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

The Paper

FalconPuncher — Sun, 17 May 2009 01:24:52 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* When it has a mind of its own */

{{about|[[pseudocharacter]]}} {{foremail|the paper}}
[[Image:close Paper.png|thumb|right|"Talk to my man with the green and white stripes."]]
'''The Paper''' was the piece of printer paper that came down from the top of the screen after nearly every [[Strong Bad Email]], up until [[the paper]], when it was replaced by [[New Paper]]. It usually would read:

{| cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4" style="text-align:center;font-family: courier new, monospace;width:350px"
|- style="background:#E0F5E1;"
|  
|- style="background:#F8F8F8;"
| > Click here to e-mail strong bad
|- style="background:#E0F5E1;"
| strongbad@homestarrunner.com
|}

In the first twenty emails, it contained just the first line without an email address. When the link is clicked in subsequent emails, the email address disappears, possibly as a result of the address not being properly added to the Flash file.

The Paper coming down usually signals the end of the email; however, the majority of [[Easter egg]]s can be found after The Paper has come down. One can either wait around or click on certain words [[Strong Bad]] has typed. It is shown in [[the paper]] that Strong Bad had its printer above his desk, but it is still unclear exactly to what it was attached. This seemingly magical paper can sometimes be seen manifesting itself out of the clear blue sky, where it can seem huge in comparison to its normal size. Some suggest that it's merely in the foreground. On occasion, Strong Bad has touched The Paper in closeup, making The Paper look even more like it's gigantic compared to everything else by having his hand seem notably smaller than The Paper.

From the sound it made and the quality of the printout, the printer that produces The Paper can be assumed to be of the [[Wikipedia:dot matrix printer|dot matrix]] variety. The sprocket holes on the edges further indicated that it had a tractor feed mechanism. Both technologies are almost completely [[Strong Bad's Technology|outmoded]]. In most appearances, The Paper prints upside-down from how a real dot-matrix printer would operate; that is, the ''last'' line prints first toward the free edge of the page. However, as seen in [[the paper]], it is also capable of printing in the "normal" orientation. A drawing of the printer in [[lady fan]] also shows the printer operating in this way.

[[Image:Broken Paper.png|thumb|"wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."]]
It was foretold in [[montage]] that The Paper would stick around until email #173, at which time Strong Bad would upgrade to an [[New Paper|inkjet printer]]. This did indeed come to pass. The Paper's printer began to malfunction, and fell from its hidden spot above the computer. After a series of flashbacks reminiscing about The Paper, it bade Strong Bad farewell, and he cremated it with the [[BMW lighter]]. Its ashes spelled "Bye now". Strong Bad then sang a lament for his departed friend: "And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!"

Despite The Paper's demise on the website, The Paper returned alive and well in ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'', as part of the in-game menu. It also returned to the site for Strong Bad's [[email thunder|200th email]], when it fought the [[New Paper]] offscreen. It was then accidentally burned to a crisp once more by the electrocuting Happy 8600.

The [[onomatopoeia]] for The Paper's sound effect is "[[preeeeow]]", mentioned in [[autobiography]], [[haircut]], [[part-time job]], [[garage sale]], [[lady fan]], [[coloring]], and [[the paper]]. The Paper is always referred to with an [[integral article]].

== Abnormal Sayings ==
The Paper has displayed messages other than the standard "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad" link.

*At the end of [[Superbowl Dealie]], it reads, "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week."
*At the end of [[Arcade Game]], it reads, "Click here to play the Trogdor arcade game."
*At the end of [[duck pond]], it reads, "Click here to play '[[Duck Pond]]'".
*At the end of [[King of Town Email]], The Paper comes down and reads, "Nobody wants to e-mail The King of Town. For real."
*In the [[HR:crazycartoon.html|Toons Menu version]] of [[crazy cartoon]], it appears in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form and reads ">>>The End<<<".
*In the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] and [[Podstar Runner]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, ">>The End<<", due to the inability to link to Strong Bad's email address.
*It displays the menu options on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD. There is also a "bottom-feeding Paper" reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"
*In the email [[animal]], it reads "Enough already, Strong Bad" above the usual email information.
*At the end of [[Sick Day]], a very unhealthy-looking (crumpled) The Paper reads "Strong Bad, I can't come in today."
*At the end of [[cliffhangers]], it reads, "Tune in next time for the cliff hanging conclusion!!"
*In [[retirement]], The Paper translates what the broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are trying to tell Strong Bad. At the end of retirement A it read, "To Be Continued Tomorrow!" before retirement A and retirement B were merged. At the end of the email The Paper reads, "It was me. I like hushpuppies."
*In [[the paper]], it shares its last words with Strong Bad: "I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD" and "wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy". The earliest words of The Paper are revealed to be "Preeeeow, world." In the basketball flashback, it reads "Manute Bol". During the flashback to its preppy phase, it reads "golf". Just before saving Strong Bad from [[The Island]], it reads "Anybody need a lift?" After Strong Bad's flashback, it reads "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO". After Strong Bad "cremates" The Paper, its ashes spell "bye now."
*In ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'', the Paper occasionally pops down to give instructions on various bonus modes of the game.

== Other "The Paper" Oddities ==
===General===
*At the end of [[guitar]], Strong Bad uses the [[BMW Lighter]] and unintentionally scorches The Paper.
**In an Easter egg in the DVD version of [[caffeine]], The Paper gets scorched again by Strong Bad's science project, "The Effects Of Gasoline On Fire".
*In [[sb_email 22]], The Paper only comes down at the end of the [[sb_email 22#Easter Eggs|press conference]] Easter egg.
*The printer for The Paper is apparently female; at the end of [[invisibility]], the contrast knobs of the [[Tandy 400]] can be repeatedly clicked to produce the message "tell the printer i'll miss her." However, The Paper itself is male, as mentioned in [[animal]] when Strong Bad asks "him" to come down and meet the new [[Lappy 486]].
*Apparently, The Paper can also produce counterfeit money; in an Easter egg in [[couch patch]], one can click on a hidden link to make The Paper print out an [[ASCII art]] million dollar bill.
*Strong Bad also uses The Paper in [[autobiography]] to print out the actual email. He runs the command "print_of_it.exe" to do so.
**Later in this email, The Paper takes a while to signal the end of the email due to a paper jam (according to Strong Bad).
*In [[theme park]], The Paper comes down twice.
*In [[extra plug]], even when the power is out, The Paper still comes down, with the help of [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*In [[coloring]], [[Larry Palaroncini]] is heard singing The Paper's signature noise as it comes down and his song ends.
[[Image:The Paper---Shreder'd + montage.PNG|thumb|220px|right|'Twas foretold]]
*In [[more armies]], the email just before its death, The Paper comes down crumpled and torn, prompting Strong Bad to comment, "that's a bad sign."
*In [[the paper]], The Paper is seen in Strong Bad's flashbacks:
**In a "Goth phase" The Paper is entirely black and has [[blood]] dripping from it.
**In a "Preppy phase" it is seen with a pink polo shirt with a turquoise sweater draped around it (blood also drips from it).

===When it has a mind of its own===
*At the end of [[50 emails]] it comes down prematurely, ending an email which, in Strong Bad's opinion, was not quite over.
*The Paper can occasionally follow orders, though. In [[date]] and [[for kids]], Strong Bad instructs The Paper when to come down to bring the email to a close.
*In [[the facts]], The Paper comes down after [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] says, "And that's the end of my show, DONK!" Strong Bad objects to this.
*In [[animal]], The Paper nervously goes back up when meeting the Lappy. It then tells Strong Bad via printout (see [[#Abnormal Sayings|above]]) that he's stopped being funny for the day.
*In [[part-time job]], The Paper doesn't come down on its own. Instead, "ps: preeeeow" must be clicked to make it come down.
*In [[Sick Day]], The Paper is wrinkled and produces a sick-sounding noise, and tells Strong Bad that it can't come in. It then retreats when Strong Bad asks if he can blow his nose on it.
*In [[retirement]], The Paper suddenly appears and offers to translate the Tandy 400 and Compy 386's language of "extravagantly broken computer." Later, The Paper explains to Strong Bad that it is the one that likes hushpuppies.
*In The Paper's last moments in [[the paper]] it shares its last words with Strong Bad; "I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD", "wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy", and then after Strong Bad's flashback, "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO". After Strong Bad burns The Paper the ashes spell "bye now."
*In [[email thunder]], the [[New Paper]] begins advertising Homestar's HREmails. It is then dragged off the top of the screen and presumably beat up, and The Paper comes down, much to Strong Bad's delight. It is burned by sparks from Homestar's computer shortly thereafter.
*In [[Baddest of the Bands]], when Strong Bad comments that he could make a better entry form using the Lappy and The Paper, The Paper comes down reading: "Got that right."

===When it shows up in odd places===
*In [[stand-up]], it comes down in front of the [[Telebision]] after the end of [[Strong Sad]]'s video.
*In [[little animal]], it appears at the top of the screen while Strong Mad chases Strong Bad around the room. It also remains there when you switch to [[Strong Man]] chasing [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] and back.
*In [[the bird]], it comes down from the sky. [[Pom Pom]] lifts the corner and [[Homestar Runner Peeking|peeks out]] from under it.
*In [[property of ones]], it comes down over the [[Cold Ones]] [[:Image:sbemail39.PNG|needlepoint]].
*In [[big white face]], it appears above [[The Poopsmith]], who pokes at it with his shovel.
*In [[replacement]], it appears above Strong Bad's grave.
*In [[garage sale]], it comes down from the sky. When viewing the Homestar Runner Easter egg, it remains centered on the screen even as the scene shifts to the left.
*In [[lady...ing]], The Paper comes down to the right of the Lappy (although centered on the screen), after Strong Bad has fallen asleep on that side.
*In [[redesign]], The Paper comes down in front of the "Redesigning SBEMAILS, JERK FOOT" logo.
*In [[retirement]], it appears on the roof of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] and in the field.
*In [[the paper]], The Paper is shown blocking for Strong Bad in a basketball-type game (Homestar was using a rubber football). After it blocked the shot Homestar comments "Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team" (at which point Homsar appears). It also rescues Strong Bad from a sinking island.

===When it's not The Paper===
[[Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|thumb|Old-Timey The Paper]]
[[Image:Soapoperapaper.png|thumb|The Paper in email [[lady fan]]]]
*In the [[little animal#DVD Version|DVD Version]] of [[little animal]], the [[Old-Timey]] version of The Paper is a [[Supra Modern Telegram]] reading "-the end-".
*In [[superhero name]], a comic book with an "email Strong Bad" link appears in lieu of The Paper.
*In [[vacation]], The Paper does not appear at all.
*In [[japanese cartoon]], The Paper is replaced with an anime credits list.
*In [[crazy cartoon]] and [[mile]], a [[Powered by The Cheat]] version of The Paper appears.
*In [[dreamail]], The Paper takes the form of an upside-down copy of the [[Wikipedia:United States Constitution|United States Constitution]], with the Strong Bad email link scribbled at the top.
**This is the fifth time in seven consecutive emails that The Paper has had at least one unusual twist.
*In [[death metal]], the link to Strong Bad's email address is on the bottom of the death metal worksheet.
*In [[lady fan]], The Paper is shown coming out of a printer in a "boring soap-opera comic".
*In [[the paper]], The Paper is updated to an inkjet printer.
*In [[bike thief]], The [[New Paper]] prints out in the green-white-"stripedy" style of The Paper, causing Strong Bad to comment that it "makes him feel a little better".

== See Also ==
* [[Sound Effects#the_paper|Sound Effects]] to listen to an audio sample.

[[Category: Items|Paper]]
[[Category: Pseudocharacters|Paper]]

User:FalconPuncher

FalconPuncher — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:03:13 GMT

FalconPuncher:

I don't watch anything on HR except big toons, sbemails, and hremails. Oh, and sbemailiarized entertainment. I've beaten SBCG4AP season 1, and i'm hoping for SBCG4AP season 2. I am a proud owner of the Tandy 400, which I've upgraded to a Mandy 500. Yeah, ever since it died for the second time, Bubs had a hard time selling it. SIDE NOTE: I WILL NOT TELL YOU HOW I TYPE WHILE FALCONPUNCHING THE KEYBOARD.

Talk:Hremails

FalconPuncher — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:00:22 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Chronically chronological */

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== Cleanup ==

Does anyone know how to make an email address be clickable in the article? I think this page is very organized because someone greatly improved my work. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:Check the external links down at the bottom there. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, thanks! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

== Transcripts ==

Does anyone object to me moving the transcripts from [[email thunder]] to this page? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:56, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Article title ==

I think we should move this article to [[Homestar Runner Email]], to make the article title match up with [[Strong Bad Email]]. "Hremail" is just short for "Homestar Runner Email" anyway, like how "sbemail" is short for "Strong Bad Email". {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:56, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's never actually referred to as "Homestar Runner Email", though. "HREmail" is consistently used throughout. However, I do see your point, and would not be opposed to it, should it happen. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::Done and done. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:10, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::There was no consensus to move. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:21, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::I vote for move, and since there seems to be no evident resistance against moving... --{{User:Sysrq868/sig}} 21:45, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::Take it easy, fellas. This discussion has only been open for about an hour; give folks some time to weigh in. I myself am with DorianGray. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:00, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Aaaaand a consensus has not been made. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::"HREmail" was what was said. "Homestar Runner Email" is what we infer that it means. '''No move'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::But we have [[Strong Bad Email]] and we don't have the article named '''Sbemail''' now do we? What if we moved [[Strong Bad Email]] to '''Sbemail''' and let everyone ''infer'' that it's Strong Bad Emails, like you said we should do for this article?! We need to have the ''proper'' name for articles, not the abbreviation. Imagine what would happen if we did '''HR''', '''SB''', '''CZ''', '''PP''', ect. It's total madness! I vote '''move.''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::The difference is, they're CALLED "strong bad emaiuls" and just shortened to "sbemails". here, they're already called "hremails". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::We still shouldn't have the abbreviation. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:30, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::It was only called "HREmails" meaning that it's not an abbreviation. It's its name, until and unless we're shown otherwise. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:34, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::We know that the proper word is Homestar Runner Emails. It makes no sense for us to have only an abbreviation when we '''''KNOW''''' what it is, regardless of what the characters call it or not. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
We report things as they are, not as we "know" them to be. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:42, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:Fine. Let's keep it the bad way. It should at least be moved to ''Hremail'' without the '''s'''. Like [[Strong Bad Email]]. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:44, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, not yet. Remember, Homestar calls it "Hremails" referring to his email show and calls Strong Bad's email show "Sbemails" right afterwards. Sounds to me like Homestar just felt like abbreviating. If he had called his email show "Hremails" and then called Strong Bad's email show "Strong Bad Email" right after then that would prove that "Hremails" is the actual name. But Homestar calling it "Sbemails" proves that he was just shortening each of the names, right? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:49, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I couldn't agree more. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::::A consensus ''still'' hasn't been reached. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:45, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
c'mon, guys! I even think it should be moved to [[Homestar Runner Email]] considering what homestarwinner said. i think it's a g-e-w-d '''''GEWD''''' idea. [[Special:Contributions/74.193.237.18|74.193.237.18]] 18:51, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::The name "Homestar Runner Email" is, as of now, unofficial. Our article [[Strong Bad Email]] is named as such because of the '''''site listed''''' toon category. "Hremails" is the only way they've ever been reffered to as, therefore, the official name, until noted otherwise by TBC themselves, is "Hremails". {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 02:26, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Why not just call the article "Hremail (Homestar Runner Email)" until the "official" name is announced? {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 04:54, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The point is, before Homestar said "Hremails," he said that Strong Bad had "Sbemails." Both of them are short, meaning that Homestar abbreviated both of them for time sake.
move to homestar runner email? michaelXX2 told me this on irc, and i agreed, and since he's blocked, i'll post it. i just think we should. need i say more?? {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 02:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, it ''would'' help if you said more, because hearing an opinion is easier to base a page move on than just "Michael said something, I agreed...there ya' go". From what I hear, the "show" hasn't been referred to as "Homestar Runner Email"...only as "Hremails". So I think it makes sense to keep the article under this name. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:06, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Like I said, Homestar abbreviated "Sbemails." If he abbreviated "Sbemails," what makes you think he didn't abbreviate "Hremails?"
:::Yes, but the correct title for "sbemail(s)" is/are "Strong Bad Email(s)", whereas for "hremails", there is no official title as far as we know (and we might never know). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:48, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::What in the world makes you think that Homestar didn't mean the same freakin' CONCEPT ABOUT HIS ABBREVIATION?! WHAT MAKES HIS DIFFERENT?!
:I'd like to chime in with a "who cares?". Seriously, this is among the more useless discussions I have ever encountered on a wiki. I hope you are proud of yourselves. That said, there are two main ideologies at stake here: should we go with the standard we are already using (Strong Bad Email --> Homestar Runner Email), or should we go by the name the characters use in the cartoon? I'm personally more enamored of the former, but quite frankly, it just ''doesn't matter''. One will always redirect to the other. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 04:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Move then.
:::I deliberately outdented my response, as I wasn't replying to any particular poster, but to my opinion on the dispute in its entirety. I don't oppose a move, nor do I oppose keeping it where it's at. What I do oppose is mindless bickering over an issue that, quite frankly, is entirely 100% meaningless. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 05:23, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::It's far from meaningless. The article has to be called ''something'', and this page is where we decide what that should be. Regardless of whether you think some people are bickering, the issue raised is a legitimate one, and it deserves a hearing. Posting without giving an opinion just takes up space. I think we should stick with '''hremails''' as long as it's a one-off joke, since that's what it was called in the email. If they ever make ''real'' Homestar Runner Emails, then that might be another matter. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Well, I guess the new Hremail takes care of this discussion. I no longer feel angry that people went with the other name! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
But now we have the issue as to whether or not the article title is pluralized or not. I believe that if '''Strong Bad Email''' is not pluralized, this shouldn't be either. But that reason is similar to my reason why I thought it should be moved to "Homestar Runner Email", and that idea of mind wasn't accepted. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:55, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sbemail 49 and Hremail 49 ==

In Sbemail 49 Strong Bad talked about a theme party, and in Hremail 49 Homestar was having a pillow fight... am I the only one who notices that the latter might be referencing the former (sort of)?
:Uh...no. You have to go through a few steps to be able to correctly associate the two, and we don't play "Kevin Bacon" here (except in some situations, I'm sure). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 07:31, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::If you want to go those stretches, then Hremail 24, which was "banned for content" could be a reference to [[Sbemail 24]], which contained quite a few people giving a pretty racy hand gesture... as for Hremail 62, I'm not sure how having an [[Sbemail 62|interview]] with Homsar could tie-in to it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 07:12, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

== Really Continued? ==

Does anyone think this whole "hremails" thing is ''really'' going to start? And if so, do you think this could be a way TBC are trying to increace Homestar Runner's popularity after it has waned for the past few years? -{{User:Opus the Penguin/sig}} 16:55, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Um...no?
::Let's take this discussion to the [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:01, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Um.... ==

Am I the only one who thinks it's kinda weird that TBC started with hremails 24, 49 and 62? {{User:Stark Traurig/sig}}
:I fail to see a pattern. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::The average of all the numbers are three. Other than that no. Though I am starting to think... --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 22:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::The Hexidecimal value of the sum of all three are [[1987|87]]! Too bad it's a stretch.--[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 23:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::But if you subtract 49 from 62, and then subtract 24 from that, you get -11, an obvious reference to their [[$11.01]] running gag!!! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:29, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I think i has the solution! Width times height. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:54, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not sure Stark Traurig meant that there was a pattern; I read her question as simply noting that it was odd to start 24, 49, 62 instead of 1, 2, 3 like one normally would. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, well I find that just as a cover-up for the "intermix" between [[caper|some]] [[long pants|emails]]. Getting it to start off at one? That just makes it a little awkward, in my opinion. --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 03:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

::::::::yes, according to sbemail 200, he's had hremails since forever. they have to start high for that to continue from since forever...whenever that is... {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 22:20, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Name change: Hremails-Hremail ==

I think we need to have this match up with [[Strong Bad Email]] as much as possible. We need to have it singular. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
:Makes sense to me. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:17, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::Why not "Homestar runner email?"--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 18:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::See [[Talk:Hremails#Article title|this post]]. Personally, I like the rename to "Hremail." {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 18:11, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, we agreed that the show itself is called "Hremail"  and that we don't need to change it to Homestar Runner Email, even though I think it ''should'' be. If the consensus was that we keep it as Hremails, why not have it singular like [[Strong Bad Email]] at the very '''''least?!^$@(*&@!*%&@%starstar''''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I also agree too. [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 02:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not so sure. Specifically, I'm not sure these things should be thought of as a unit ("Hremail is...") as opposed to individual members of a group ("Hremails are..."). The two quotes from the source that best support this are from the email Easter egg ("Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it") and the Strong Sad Easter egg ("Is the reign of Hremails at hand?"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:53, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I agree with dot com. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:37, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah well, It think it should just Be '''Homestar Runner Email''' and typing in hremail could be a redirect just like [[sbemail]].-{{User:Record307/sig}} 19:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::So, Dot com, you want to change Strong Bad Email to Strong Bad Emails because of thinking of them as a unit? Okay, let's rename [[Strong Bad Email]] to [[Strong Bad Emails]]! Because that seems to be the point you're making. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:31, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I personally think [[Strong Bad Emails]] would sound better. But since it isn't, wouldn't keeping this article as '''Hremail''' be better for consistency? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::I agree with Dot com and Deffy. '''Hremails''' is the most fitting title. Hremails are not (yet) an institution like sbemails. There is no need for consistency between two articles that describe something rather different.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:58, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::To clarify, I said nothing about [[Strong Bad Email]]. I realize that it might seem inconsistent, but, try as I might, I just don't think of Hremail in the collective sense that I do Strong Bad Email, so Hremails still seems the better fit. That may change, but so far it hasn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Counting ==

Apparently, Homestar has no way of counting correctly, because in one week, he went from hremail 62 to hremail ''2000.'' That's a difference of 1938! Should we mention anything about that on the article?--[[User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake|Crudely Drawn Cupcake]] 02:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
: The implication is that we're not seeing all of the Hremails; after all, it ''started'' on 62, did it not? (well, okay, there are those two semi-Hremails.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:39, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::Indeed. These are just snippets of the apparently extremely long-time running Hremail show. They're in no chronological order. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:52, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Or that's just how Homestar counts. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:48, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremail 24 & 49 ==

Should there be a seperate article explaining the Hremails mentioned in the headline ([[Hremails#Hremail_24|24]] and [[Hremails#Hremail_49|49]])? We move the transcripts out, put Fun Facts from the [[Email Thunder#Fun_Facts|Sbemail]] and transcripts in. Not seperate, ([[Hremail 24]] and [[Hremail 49]]) but these two in one article. [[User:Meaty85203|Meaty85203]] 21:37, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

== Image ==

Regarding {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=627758 this edit}}, I think we need to keep the image, until we get a blockquote something. I think it looks cute.
:I think Hremails 24, 49, and Email Thunder need a Happy background. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
::I think an image is very unnecessary. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:46, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Hold the phone. I can make a Hremail blockquote, but I'm using an iphone now. I'll try as soon as I get home. SO DONT MAKE ONE {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:02, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Email Response ==

The "oh dango..." response only happened one time of which we are aware (i.e. with mr_josh). So we don't know for sure whether this is the response for ALL chosen hremails, which of course there are only two of anyway. Also, do we know what Strong Bad's response was to his chosen emails? And if so, why isn't that on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page? If for some good reason, Strong Bad's response is not on the Strong Bad Email wiki page, then for that same good reason, Homestar's response should not be on the Hremail wiki page.

== Soup, Not Subtitles ==

Do the (full length) HRemails subtitle language names appear double for everyone or is it just me? And somehow this page has the subtitles box for HRemail 49.

Here is a pic to see what I mean:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8990/doublesubtitleau3.png
(It's from the [[Hremail 2000]] page)

- [[User:AlmsforthePudgy|Almsforthepudgy]]
:Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:55, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremails list ==

So rather than reverting again, i'm taking this to talk. The list of hremails as it is looks terrible IMO, and i think it looked far better in table form as it was in [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=640857 this revision]. The reason the strong bad email page is done the way it is, is because that's how it looks on the website, and that one actually looks good, as opposed to this one which just has this ugly white block. Thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:Agreed on all counts. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:28, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Not much else I can say... DeFender's way looks better. -{{User:YK/sig}} 22:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::To be fair, it's not MY way... i just advocate it. Omnisweater is the one who initially changed it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I prefer Omnisweater's way, which Defender and the rest are also supporting; I just don't think "I say version B looks prettier" is a legit enough reason. Now, I don't think there's any need for this article to have a block quote since Hremails is a much, much, ''much'' more minor feature than Strong Bad Email. (It doesn't even have a button!) I hope that reason's legit. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::In response to [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&curid=44451&diff=640868&oldid=640859&rcid=599903 this summary], I don't recall ever saying, "I say version A looks prettier", did I? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:04, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with the table, but I would like to state that the style similar to the Strong Bad Email list did not look ''terrible''. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== Chronically chronological ==

Should we list the Hremails in their ''actual'' order, or the ''hypothetical'' order they came out in (which would put [[Hremail 7]] first)? I suppose it's more correct, but it was weird looking at the tables here going "62, 2000, 7". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:I say order in which they came out... the tables are already weird being that they skip numbers like crazy etc. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:: I say number order, (7, 24, 49, 62, 2000) since if in order when they came out, that'd make 49 before 24. --[[User:FalconPuncher/sig]] 18:31, 4 May 2009
:::No it wouldn't, they were out the same day. And it wouldn't matter if it was, we always list things chronologically, and i see no reason to stop now just because of homestar's funky numbering scheme. Think of it like this, do we list all the old-timey toons before the regular type? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:58, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Eh, ok, i guess you're right [[User:FalconPuncher]]

Talk:Tandy 400

FalconPuncher — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:59:23 GMT

FalconPuncher:

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== For some reason ==

For some reason, Strong Bad has never referred to the Tandy as "the Tandy".

That's right! He has only said, like, "my old crappy computer". He sure didn't like the Tandy but I liked it since it was the computer that started it all! [[User:85.228.165.63|85.228.165.63]] 14:24, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

== Tandy's Gender ==

I think the Tandy must be a female computer since in the e-mail "sisters" (e-mail #35) Strong Bad says "and the old girl's working again" in the beginning. I refer to my computer as a female since the old clunker is very temperamental. (lol.) --[[User:Osiris-Kitty|Osiris-Kitty]] 01:55, 19 Nov 2004 (MST)

* I don't think the computers were really ever given a specific gender. They're just computers. Besides, 'the old girl' is just a figure of speech. Good observation though. -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 03:31, 19 Nov 2004 (MST)
*It should be noted that, in [[invisibility]], when the Tandy is lying in the trash, it says "Tell the printer I'll miss HER". -[[User:Clever Ben|Clever Ben]]
**Yea, I noted that a few weeks ago, [[The Paper|here]]. Under 'Fun Facts' I think, or something. -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 14:32, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)
**Just because Tandy said "Tell the printer I'll miss her", it doesn't mean that Tandy is a male. Tandy and the printer could simply be friends. I think Tandy is a girl, and I think the Compy and the Lappy are guys. As for the Tangerine Dreams and the Pom Pilot, I'm not sure what their gender is. -- [[User:Ian911299|Ian911299]]
*Strong Bad refered to the Compy as his brother in virus --[[User:ninja pirate|ninja pirate]] 17:10, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)
**Hmmm... Quite true. In that case, I don't WANT to know anymore... -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔Thunderbird⇔]]</tt>'']] 17:32, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)
**That was nothing significant: just a slip of the tongue. He corrected himself immediately afterwards. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]] 19:21, 5 Dec 2004 (MST)
:Whatever anything is, I find this debate seemingly pointless. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 15:44, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

== Steep Prices and Trees ==

:"[[Bubs]] later salvaged the Tandy 400 and sold it to [[The King of Town]] '''for $900'''."

Is this part true? Where is it from? I can recall [[Strong Bad]] needing $900 from [[Strong Sad]] to get a new computer in [[gimmicks]], but I can't find any info on how much Bubs sold it for. -[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 14:51, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:I don't remember that, either. I've removed it until someone can show something different. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:26, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::"Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!!" is what the title of the [[King_of_Town_Email]] page reads. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 15:30, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:::Oh, YEAH!! There it is. I couldn't remember. -[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 15:34, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::::Those Chapos with their subtleties! Amount put back in. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

== Real Computer ==

On the fact that the Tandy 400 was a real computer, it's true! I heard it from a librarian in an obscure library in Northeast Harbor, ME: "The first computer my son had was a Tandy 400." (all the library's computers were Tandys).
-[[User:Tapd260|Tapd260]]
:Most likely she was referring to either the TRS-80, 1000, or 2000 models, as they were the only Tandy computers that were ever manufactured. The 1000 was probably the one her son used, being the most popular of the three models, but I wouldn't know which was used in the libraries. The Tandy 1000's case and monitor were very bulky, making them unlikely candidates for a library system, but it could've been any of them I suppose. -[[User:MNGoldenEagle|MNGoldenEagle]] 08:06, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Looks a bit like the G.Z.E. UNIMOR Bossman 8.--[[User:67.161.122.193|67.161.122.193]] 05:03, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

== Flashback Computer? ==

Since it has now appeared twice, should we change the computer used in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] to 'Flashback Computer', or something else appropriate? It was never stated that that computer is supposed to be the Tandy, it could be that it's supposed to be a computer even older than the Tandy. Any thoughts? I'm up for moving it. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:56, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Mixed Message==

At the end of [[gimmicks]] when [[Strong Bad]] is in [[Strong Sad]]'s room after the Tandy explodes, he says he liked that computer. While in [[sisters]] he says he hates it. Is this just because he missed an oppertunity of hooking up with Ali and Ali's sister? [[User:Catman87]]

:Yes. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 00:48, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

::In fact, they were probably a play on each other, and his growing hatred of the Tandy. How he says he liked it, then two emails later, says the exact opposite in the same tone. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:44, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== The Tandy is Not Dead! ==

The tandy even after it's been gotten rid of as shown in "vacation" it is not dead in ghosts it is shown that it seeks vengence on Strong Bad it is still poping up hear and there like in pumpkin stencals and 3-D menu #2 (easter egg). Like the cheat "The Tandys not Dead"!
:Doesn't its being a ghost mean that it has died? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Dirt ==

Has anyone noticed some brwon dirt in the lower left corner of the tandys screen? I noticed it when viewing a flash file.

== Dials or buttons ==

I pulled this from the [[Tandy 400#Quick Facts|Quick Facts]]...<blockquote>There is a possible mistake here, as both buttons actually appear to be dials. One would expect that, in real life, moving a dial one way would produce one effect (ie: greener screen), and moving it the other way would produce the opposite (ie: blacker screen). However, there are two dials.</blockquote>I'm ambivalent about this... certainly it's true to an extent, after it [[sisters|explodes and returns]] you can see they're dials, not buttons. On the other hand, I don't think it's a mistake as such, any more than, say, the geddup noise is a mistake... rather, something they did, realised, and then decided to stick with anyway. Also, having them act as two buttons is much simpler to make, and to make usable (the [[Compy 386]]'s single knob with two hotspots is a bit more confusing, to me at least). Either way, I don't think "Quick Facts" is the best place to put it... but there's nowhere that looks better on the page... Anyways, I'm too tired at the moment to think of something better, so I'll leave that there for you guys. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:38, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

== Radio shack ==

I recently was looking at an old bagphone I have and noticed that it said "manufactured for Radio Shack a division of the Tandy Company" on the label. Weird. [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 19:48, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

:Yup. See [[Tandy 400#The Real Computer]] and [[Wikipedia:Tandy Corporation]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:03, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

== Apple Reference ==

*Anyone here besides me think the company that makes the 400 is a homage to/parody of Apple? [[User:67.41.213.180|67.41.213.180]] 01:50, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

*:Yup. See [[Tandy 400#The Real Computer]]. The logo is very simular to the apple logo. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 02:03, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

== Atari reference? ==

While there's never been a real-life Tandy 400, the name could also be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Atari 8-bit Family|Atari 400]], which was developed under the codename "Candy".

== Redirect ==

Why doesn't "The 400" redirect to this article; (odd punctuation mark on purpose because Strong Bad says "y76p;" like it ends with a question mark in virus) "The 386" redirects to Compy 386 and "The 486" redirects to Lappy 486. --[[User:Tandy 400 Dreams|Tandy 400 Dreams]] ([[User talk:Tandy 400 Dreams|Tandy]] · [[Special:Contributions/Tandy 400 Dreams|400]]) 20:53, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:This is a wiki, anyone can make pages. Feel free to make a redirect if you think it's necessary. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:00, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

== [[Hremail 7]] ==

Could we get a snapshot of it from then? It seemed slightly different in Jumping Jack Contest-style form. [[User:FalconPuncher]]

Talk:Hremail 7

FalconPuncher — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:46:12 GMT

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== Awww... ==

You beat me to it! At least I still made the forum thread re.--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 07:23, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:Me too! I was hoping to follow up on my Pistols for Pandas transcript success with this! Oh well, it doesn't matter; I can probably add in detail when he's done. {{User:Jagger88/sig}} 08:29, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
::Ah well. I had to get my own first time too! I'm sure there's plenty of things to fix up though. -[[User:MNGoldenEagle|MNGoldenEagle]] 09:11, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, it looks like you did a great jorb as far as I can see {{User:Jagger88/sig}} 09:53, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

== Apply directly to the throat! ==

Isn't it a parody to Head-On's slogan? Also, isn't the fact that it is a "throat-iforgotwhatitiwassomethingrelatedrtoclogged" is similar to the fact that powdered drinks just taste horrible and clog throats if taken dry, or something?--{{User:Darkangel/sig}} 07:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

== Art style? ==

The characters are all drawn in much older styles, rather than their current ones. Is this worth mentioning?
:It is dated "Copyright 2001" at the beginning, and meant to take place before [[some kinda robot]], so the old art style would fit.

== Homestar's Voice ==

It seems to me that after Homestar's voice clears up, it's changed from his old voice to his modern one, suggesting that the content of the Melonade Throat Closers packet is responsible for that change. Or am I just crazy?

== Tandy email count ==

While there were 38 sbemail cartoons that had emails answered on the Tandy, [[spring cleaning]] featured five emails checked, which if counted individually, puts the email count at 43 (37 before it blew up in [[gimmicks]], though).

:And if you count that, you should also count the very first e-mail Strong Bad ever checked, (as seen in [[lady...ing]]) bringing the total up to 44. --[[User:President Cold One|President Cold One]] 17:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
::[[personal favorites|"What is your favorite phrase? -Trixie"]]. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 21:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:: AND the second email in [[credit card]]. [[User:FalconPuncher/sig]] hr:min, # Month Year (LETTERS)

== butt1 - and1 ==

The article currently lists "Butt1" as a reference to the b-ball apparel company "AND1". The reference seems a little tenuous to me. It seems to me that the only similarity is that they're both ___1 words. It could just as easily be a reference to Pier 1. I'm not to familiar with the AND1 company; is their logo or anything else similar to the Butt1 drink? Any comments? - [[User:Del Taco?|Del Taco?]] 13:56, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
: It might be seen as a play on words, using the homophones "but" and "butt".
: I don't think it's a reference to "and1" or "Pier One" or any other one... it's a play on the earlier mention of there being "BUT ONE flavor" of melonade.
::oh yea.. "but one flavor" makes much more sense. Though i get the "but1/and1" connection with them both being conjunctions, i think "but one flavor" makes more sense. - [[User:Del Taco?|Del Taco?]] 19:18, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

==Super Golden Crisp jingle==
Homestar's song about taking a bath in melonade sounds like the 1980s jingle for Super Golden Crisp (formerly Sugar Crisp). I'm not going to put it in without mentioning it here first. Check this out: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w-eAExni4c] [[User:Wear a Bikini|Wear a Bikini]] 20:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

== A drinking stretch ==

It's really a stretch, so I did add it to the article, but in April 2003 (a month after March...) Homestar order 3 cool drinks for three cool guys. He never ends up drinking it, but he talked about them. Retcon? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:34, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:And in June of '03, Homestar pours Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's computer. A bit far off... I still think the witch's brew is the best bet. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:01, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Hremails

FalconPuncher — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:31:06 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Chronically chronological */

{{featuredarticle}}
== Cleanup ==

Does anyone know how to make an email address be clickable in the article? I think this page is very organized because someone greatly improved my work. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:Check the external links down at the bottom there. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, thanks! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

== Transcripts ==

Does anyone object to me moving the transcripts from [[email thunder]] to this page? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:56, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Article title ==

I think we should move this article to [[Homestar Runner Email]], to make the article title match up with [[Strong Bad Email]]. "Hremail" is just short for "Homestar Runner Email" anyway, like how "sbemail" is short for "Strong Bad Email". {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:56, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's never actually referred to as "Homestar Runner Email", though. "HREmail" is consistently used throughout. However, I do see your point, and would not be opposed to it, should it happen. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::Done and done. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:10, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::There was no consensus to move. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:21, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::I vote for move, and since there seems to be no evident resistance against moving... --{{User:Sysrq868/sig}} 21:45, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::Take it easy, fellas. This discussion has only been open for about an hour; give folks some time to weigh in. I myself am with DorianGray. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:00, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Aaaaand a consensus has not been made. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::"HREmail" was what was said. "Homestar Runner Email" is what we infer that it means. '''No move'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::But we have [[Strong Bad Email]] and we don't have the article named '''Sbemail''' now do we? What if we moved [[Strong Bad Email]] to '''Sbemail''' and let everyone ''infer'' that it's Strong Bad Emails, like you said we should do for this article?! We need to have the ''proper'' name for articles, not the abbreviation. Imagine what would happen if we did '''HR''', '''SB''', '''CZ''', '''PP''', ect. It's total madness! I vote '''move.''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::The difference is, they're CALLED "strong bad emaiuls" and just shortened to "sbemails". here, they're already called "hremails". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::We still shouldn't have the abbreviation. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:30, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::It was only called "HREmails" meaning that it's not an abbreviation. It's its name, until and unless we're shown otherwise. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:34, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::We know that the proper word is Homestar Runner Emails. It makes no sense for us to have only an abbreviation when we '''''KNOW''''' what it is, regardless of what the characters call it or not. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
We report things as they are, not as we "know" them to be. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:42, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:Fine. Let's keep it the bad way. It should at least be moved to ''Hremail'' without the '''s'''. Like [[Strong Bad Email]]. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:44, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, not yet. Remember, Homestar calls it "Hremails" referring to his email show and calls Strong Bad's email show "Sbemails" right afterwards. Sounds to me like Homestar just felt like abbreviating. If he had called his email show "Hremails" and then called Strong Bad's email show "Strong Bad Email" right after then that would prove that "Hremails" is the actual name. But Homestar calling it "Sbemails" proves that he was just shortening each of the names, right? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:49, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I couldn't agree more. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::::A consensus ''still'' hasn't been reached. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:45, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
c'mon, guys! I even think it should be moved to [[Homestar Runner Email]] considering what homestarwinner said. i think it's a g-e-w-d '''''GEWD''''' idea. [[Special:Contributions/74.193.237.18|74.193.237.18]] 18:51, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::The name "Homestar Runner Email" is, as of now, unofficial. Our article [[Strong Bad Email]] is named as such because of the '''''site listed''''' toon category. "Hremails" is the only way they've ever been reffered to as, therefore, the official name, until noted otherwise by TBC themselves, is "Hremails". {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 02:26, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Why not just call the article "Hremail (Homestar Runner Email)" until the "official" name is announced? {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 04:54, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The point is, before Homestar said "Hremails," he said that Strong Bad had "Sbemails." Both of them are short, meaning that Homestar abbreviated both of them for time sake.
move to homestar runner email? michaelXX2 told me this on irc, and i agreed, and since he's blocked, i'll post it. i just think we should. need i say more?? {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 02:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, it ''would'' help if you said more, because hearing an opinion is easier to base a page move on than just "Michael said something, I agreed...there ya' go". From what I hear, the "show" hasn't been referred to as "Homestar Runner Email"...only as "Hremails". So I think it makes sense to keep the article under this name. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:06, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Like I said, Homestar abbreviated "Sbemails." If he abbreviated "Sbemails," what makes you think he didn't abbreviate "Hremails?"
:::Yes, but the correct title for "sbemail(s)" is/are "Strong Bad Email(s)", whereas for "hremails", there is no official title as far as we know (and we might never know). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:48, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::What in the world makes you think that Homestar didn't mean the same freakin' CONCEPT ABOUT HIS ABBREVIATION?! WHAT MAKES HIS DIFFERENT?!
:I'd like to chime in with a "who cares?". Seriously, this is among the more useless discussions I have ever encountered on a wiki. I hope you are proud of yourselves. That said, there are two main ideologies at stake here: should we go with the standard we are already using (Strong Bad Email --> Homestar Runner Email), or should we go by the name the characters use in the cartoon? I'm personally more enamored of the former, but quite frankly, it just ''doesn't matter''. One will always redirect to the other. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 04:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Move then.
:::I deliberately outdented my response, as I wasn't replying to any particular poster, but to my opinion on the dispute in its entirety. I don't oppose a move, nor do I oppose keeping it where it's at. What I do oppose is mindless bickering over an issue that, quite frankly, is entirely 100% meaningless. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 05:23, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::It's far from meaningless. The article has to be called ''something'', and this page is where we decide what that should be. Regardless of whether you think some people are bickering, the issue raised is a legitimate one, and it deserves a hearing. Posting without giving an opinion just takes up space. I think we should stick with '''hremails''' as long as it's a one-off joke, since that's what it was called in the email. If they ever make ''real'' Homestar Runner Emails, then that might be another matter. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Well, I guess the new Hremail takes care of this discussion. I no longer feel angry that people went with the other name! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
But now we have the issue as to whether or not the article title is pluralized or not. I believe that if '''Strong Bad Email''' is not pluralized, this shouldn't be either. But that reason is similar to my reason why I thought it should be moved to "Homestar Runner Email", and that idea of mind wasn't accepted. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:55, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sbemail 49 and Hremail 49 ==

In Sbemail 49 Strong Bad talked about a theme party, and in Hremail 49 Homestar was having a pillow fight... am I the only one who notices that the latter might be referencing the former (sort of)?
:Uh...no. You have to go through a few steps to be able to correctly associate the two, and we don't play "Kevin Bacon" here (except in some situations, I'm sure). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 07:31, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::If you want to go those stretches, then Hremail 24, which was "banned for content" could be a reference to [[Sbemail 24]], which contained quite a few people giving a pretty racy hand gesture... as for Hremail 62, I'm not sure how having an [[Sbemail 62|interview]] with Homsar could tie-in to it. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 07:12, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

== Really Continued? ==

Does anyone think this whole "hremails" thing is ''really'' going to start? And if so, do you think this could be a way TBC are trying to increace Homestar Runner's popularity after it has waned for the past few years? -{{User:Opus the Penguin/sig}} 16:55, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Um...no?
::Let's take this discussion to the [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:01, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Um.... ==

Am I the only one who thinks it's kinda weird that TBC started with hremails 24, 49 and 62? {{User:Stark Traurig/sig}}
:I fail to see a pattern. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::The average of all the numbers are three. Other than that no. Though I am starting to think... --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 22:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::The Hexidecimal value of the sum of all three are [[1987|87]]! Too bad it's a stretch.--[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 23:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::But if you subtract 49 from 62, and then subtract 24 from that, you get -11, an obvious reference to their [[$11.01]] running gag!!! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:29, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I think i has the solution! Width times height. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:54, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not sure Stark Traurig meant that there was a pattern; I read her question as simply noting that it was odd to start 24, 49, 62 instead of 1, 2, 3 like one normally would. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, well I find that just as a cover-up for the "intermix" between [[caper|some]] [[long pants|emails]]. Getting it to start off at one? That just makes it a little awkward, in my opinion. --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 03:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

::::::::yes, according to sbemail 200, he's had hremails since forever. they have to start high for that to continue from since forever...whenever that is... {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 22:20, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Name change: Hremails-Hremail ==

I think we need to have this match up with [[Strong Bad Email]] as much as possible. We need to have it singular. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
:Makes sense to me. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:17, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::Why not "Homestar runner email?"--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 18:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::See [[Talk:Hremails#Article title|this post]]. Personally, I like the rename to "Hremail." {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 18:11, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, we agreed that the show itself is called "Hremail"  and that we don't need to change it to Homestar Runner Email, even though I think it ''should'' be. If the consensus was that we keep it as Hremails, why not have it singular like [[Strong Bad Email]] at the very '''''least?!^$@(*&@!*%&@%starstar''''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I also agree too. [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 02:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm not so sure. Specifically, I'm not sure these things should be thought of as a unit ("Hremail is...") as opposed to individual members of a group ("Hremails are..."). The two quotes from the source that best support this are from the email Easter egg ("Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it") and the Strong Sad Easter egg ("Is the reign of Hremails at hand?"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:53, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I agree with dot com. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:37, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah well, It think it should just Be '''Homestar Runner Email''' and typing in hremail could be a redirect just like [[sbemail]].-{{User:Record307/sig}} 19:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::So, Dot com, you want to change Strong Bad Email to Strong Bad Emails because of thinking of them as a unit? Okay, let's rename [[Strong Bad Email]] to [[Strong Bad Emails]]! Because that seems to be the point you're making. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:31, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I personally think [[Strong Bad Emails]] would sound better. But since it isn't, wouldn't keeping this article as '''Hremail''' be better for consistency? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::I agree with Dot com and Deffy. '''Hremails''' is the most fitting title. Hremails are not (yet) an institution like sbemails. There is no need for consistency between two articles that describe something rather different.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:58, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::To clarify, I said nothing about [[Strong Bad Email]]. I realize that it might seem inconsistent, but, try as I might, I just don't think of Hremail in the collective sense that I do Strong Bad Email, so Hremails still seems the better fit. That may change, but so far it hasn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Counting ==

Apparently, Homestar has no way of counting correctly, because in one week, he went from hremail 62 to hremail ''2000.'' That's a difference of 1938! Should we mention anything about that on the article?--[[User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake|Crudely Drawn Cupcake]] 02:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
: The implication is that we're not seeing all of the Hremails; after all, it ''started'' on 62, did it not? (well, okay, there are those two semi-Hremails.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:39, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
::Indeed. These are just snippets of the apparently extremely long-time running Hremail show. They're in no chronological order. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 02:52, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Or that's just how Homestar counts. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:48, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremail 24 & 49 ==

Should there be a seperate article explaining the Hremails mentioned in the headline ([[Hremails#Hremail_24|24]] and [[Hremails#Hremail_49|49]])? We move the transcripts out, put Fun Facts from the [[Email Thunder#Fun_Facts|Sbemail]] and transcripts in. Not seperate, ([[Hremail 24]] and [[Hremail 49]]) but these two in one article. [[User:Meaty85203|Meaty85203]] 21:37, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

== Image ==

Regarding {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=627758 this edit}}, I think we need to keep the image, until we get a blockquote something. I think it looks cute.
:I think Hremails 24, 49, and Email Thunder need a Happy background. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
::I think an image is very unnecessary. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:46, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Hold the phone. I can make a Hremail blockquote, but I'm using an iphone now. I'll try as soon as I get home. SO DONT MAKE ONE {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:02, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

== Email Response ==

The "oh dango..." response only happened one time of which we are aware (i.e. with mr_josh). So we don't know for sure whether this is the response for ALL chosen hremails, which of course there are only two of anyway. Also, do we know what Strong Bad's response was to his chosen emails? And if so, why isn't that on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page? If for some good reason, Strong Bad's response is not on the Strong Bad Email wiki page, then for that same good reason, Homestar's response should not be on the Hremail wiki page.

== Soup, Not Subtitles ==

Do the (full length) HRemails subtitle language names appear double for everyone or is it just me? And somehow this page has the subtitles box for HRemail 49.

Here is a pic to see what I mean:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8990/doublesubtitleau3.png
(It's from the [[Hremail 2000]] page)

- [[User:AlmsforthePudgy|Almsforthepudgy]]
:Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:55, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== Hremails list ==

So rather than reverting again, i'm taking this to talk. The list of hremails as it is looks terrible IMO, and i think it looked far better in table form as it was in [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&oldid=640857 this revision]. The reason the strong bad email page is done the way it is, is because that's how it looks on the website, and that one actually looks good, as opposed to this one which just has this ugly white block. Thoughts? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:Agreed on all counts. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:28, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Not much else I can say... DeFender's way looks better. -{{User:YK/sig}} 22:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::To be fair, it's not MY way... i just advocate it. Omnisweater is the one who initially changed it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I prefer Omnisweater's way, which Defender and the rest are also supporting; I just don't think "I say version B looks prettier" is a legit enough reason. Now, I don't think there's any need for this article to have a block quote since Hremails is a much, much, ''much'' more minor feature than Strong Bad Email. (It doesn't even have a button!) I hope that reason's legit. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::In response to [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Hremails&curid=44451&diff=640868&oldid=640859&rcid=599903 this summary], I don't recall ever saying, "I say version A looks prettier", did I? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 23:04, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with the table, but I would like to state that the style similar to the Strong Bad Email list did not look ''terrible''. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== Chronically chronological ==

Should we list the Hremails in their ''actual'' order, or the ''hypothetical'' order they came out in (which would put [[Hremail 7]] first)? I suppose it's more correct, but it was weird looking at the tables here going "62, 2000, 7". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:I say order in which they came out... the tables are already weird being that they skip numbers like crazy etc. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:: I say number order, (7, 24, 49, 62, 2000) since if in order when they came out, that'd make 49 before 24. --[[User:FalconPuncher/sig]] 18:31, 4 May 2009

some kinda robot

FalconPuncher — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:11:48 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Fast Forward */

{{sbenav|1}}

[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The beginning of an era.]]

This email was the first Strong Bad Email to appear on the site. Strong Bad answers an email from [[Abdi LaRue]] from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:45

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types 'run "strongbad's__email"'}'' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time. ''{types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing}'' Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad types "before you got to bed" when he says "before you go to bed".
*After Strong Bad finishes typing a sentence, the typing sound is still played but no letters appear on the screen.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad typed "and if so, what kind of powers do you have?", the word "what" would not appear.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's opening line, "Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad," is very similar to a line he says in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]: "Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Baaad."

===Real-World References===
*The phrase "the greatest criminal mind of our time" could be taken from "[[Wikipedia:Superman: The Movie|Superman: The Movie]]," where [[Wikipedia:Lex Luthor|Lex Luthor]] ([[Wikipedia:Gene Hackman|Gene Hackman]]) refers to himself with said phrase.

===Fast Forward===
*"For good or for awesome" is a suggested band name in [[band names]].
*This email comes up on Strong Bad's computer as a gag in [[flashback]].
*[[Abdi LaRue|Abdi]] is later referenced in several sbemails.
*A short clip of this email is seen in [[Accent]].
*Strong Bad does indeed remove his mask in [[the chair]].
*In [[Hremail 7]], it is revealed that Strong Bad and The Cheat told Abdi to send the email.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version has an Easter egg. If the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom left-hand corner of the Tandy 400's screen is clicked on at the end of the email, an [[ASCII art]] rendering of a robot will appear.
*The typing sound effect was changed.
{{c|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Hey! It's Mike and Matt!

'''MIKE:''' We're doing the commentary on the first Strong Bad Email we ever made! It's called... ''{pause}'' Some Kinda Robot.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' In—Invisibility.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' The Basics.

'''MIKE:''' So this, of course, is back when you could see Strong Bad's mouth, when we would animate his mouth.

'''MATT:''' And didn't his head didn—

'''MIKE:''' His head didn't shake.

'''MATT:''' His head didn't shake around violently.

'''MIKE:''' So at some point, we thought that it would be quicker if we put his hea—the foreground head over the mouth...and, uh, just shake his head around, which now takes ''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move.

'''MATT:''' I think that's right. And Abdi LaRue was— this was from before we started doing this, we sent out, was it a fan list?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was like a list.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the few, just the 10 people who had ever emailed us.

'''MIKE:''' The email's almost over!

'''MATT:''' Good grief!

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Abdi!

'''MATT:''' Thanks, Abdi!

=== Fun Facts ===
* [[invisibility]] and [[the basics]] are the names of two later emails.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail1}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

some kinda robot

FalconPuncher — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:11:29 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Fast Forward */

{{sbenav|1}}

[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The beginning of an era.]]

This email was the first Strong Bad Email to appear on the site. Strong Bad answers an email from [[Abdi LaRue]] from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:45

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types 'run "strongbad's__email"'}'' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time. ''{types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing}'' Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad types "before you got to bed" when he says "before you go to bed".
*After Strong Bad finishes typing a sentence, the typing sound is still played but no letters appear on the screen.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad typed "and if so, what kind of powers do you have?", the word "what" would not appear.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's opening line, "Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad," is very similar to a line he says in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]: "Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Baaad."

===Real-World References===
*The phrase "the greatest criminal mind of our time" could be taken from "[[Wikipedia:Superman: The Movie|Superman: The Movie]]," where [[Wikipedia:Lex Luthor|Lex Luthor]] ([[Wikipedia:Gene Hackman|Gene Hackman]]) refers to himself with said phrase.

===Fast Forward===
*"For good or for awesome" is a suggested band name in [[band names]].
*This email comes up on Strong Bad's computer as a gag in [[flashback]].
*[[Abdi LaRue|Abdi]] is later referenced in several sbemails.
*A short clip of this email is seen in [[Accent]].
*Strong Bad does indeed remove his mask in [[the chair]].
*In Hremail 7, it is revealed that Strong Bad and The Cheat told Abdi to send the email.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version has an Easter egg. If the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom left-hand corner of the Tandy 400's screen is clicked on at the end of the email, an [[ASCII art]] rendering of a robot will appear.
*The typing sound effect was changed.
{{c|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Hey! It's Mike and Matt!

'''MIKE:''' We're doing the commentary on the first Strong Bad Email we ever made! It's called... ''{pause}'' Some Kinda Robot.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' In—Invisibility.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' The Basics.

'''MIKE:''' So this, of course, is back when you could see Strong Bad's mouth, when we would animate his mouth.

'''MATT:''' And didn't his head didn—

'''MIKE:''' His head didn't shake.

'''MATT:''' His head didn't shake around violently.

'''MIKE:''' So at some point, we thought that it would be quicker if we put his hea—the foreground head over the mouth...and, uh, just shake his head around, which now takes ''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move.

'''MATT:''' I think that's right. And Abdi LaRue was— this was from before we started doing this, we sent out, was it a fan list?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was like a list.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the few, just the 10 people who had ever emailed us.

'''MIKE:''' The email's almost over!

'''MATT:''' Good grief!

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Abdi!

'''MATT:''' Thanks, Abdi!

=== Fun Facts ===
* [[invisibility]] and [[the basics]] are the names of two later emails.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail1}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Quote of the Week

FalconPuncher — Sat, 02 May 2009 19:16:39 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

__TOC__
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== Quotes ==
{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} 
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
| [[HR:weeklies/hs_gadget.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
| Quote of the Week Exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
| Quote of the Week Exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
| [[Trudgemank]]

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| [[concert]] extended song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| [[haircut]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| [[original book]] line

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
*The March 5, 2009 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Xanthan gum|xanthan gum]], a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or [[Wikipedia:Bulgur|bulgur]]), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

===Trivia===
*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

===Remarks===
*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
**The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
**The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page].
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

===Goofs===
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

===Inside References===
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*The text can also be:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]], respectively.
*In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions [[Wikipedia:Darryl Strawberry|Darryl Strawberry]], a former Major League Baseball player.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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lady...ing

FalconPuncher — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:00:28 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Inside References */

{{sbenav|135}}
[[Image:sbemail135.PNG|thumb|Holy-crap-adorable!]]

Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Arena]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 8, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 4:22

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing loudly in [[Wikipedia:Falsetto|falsetto]]}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. ''{begins reading}''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Ladies...</div>
Dear Strongest of the Bads, 
We are two desperate losers who could never get any 
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us 
any tips on lady...ing. 
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever, 
Lorenzo and Fillbert
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Strongest of the Bads" very quickly and rhythmically. After reading "could never get any ladies", he says "Oooh, something I would not openly admit." He reads "lady...ing." as "lady?(pause)ing?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to  Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. ''{clears screen}'' Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!

''{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a Laserdisc.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, a Laserdisc. ''{music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc! ''{The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}''

''{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], then to the Arena from the same toon. Throughout this section of the email, the animation and voices are in the same style as the old toon. Cut to a close-up on the Announcer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And in the red corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, ''{holds microphone closer}'' the Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check, Strong Bad!

''{Cut to the corner of the wrestling ring, which contains a table with the Tandy on it. Strong Bad pops out from a trapdoor and lands with a loud thud.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings all you morones ''{"morons" with Strong Bad's old, affected Mexican accent}''. Holy crap! Welcome to the Strong Bad show, where I check a real email from one of you ''{leans in toward the camera}'' ''stupid'' idiots.

''{The crowd boos. Strong Bad produces an anvil and hurls it at them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you a-shut up!

''{The anvil lands with a crash. Someone in the crowd says "Ow!" Strong Bad laughs at him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's a-holy crap get to business!

''{Strong Bad walks over to the Tandy and brings up the email somehow. He reads:}''

<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-image:none">Dear Strong Bad, 
I am a desperate loser. Can you 
give me any tips on lady-ing? 
Your 1st best Friend ever, 
Fabrosi</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}'' ''{very quietly}'' Holy crap.

''{Cut to a close-up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. ''{He points to himself with both hands.}'' Take off your shirt, ''{produces some sandpaper}'' sand off your nipples, ''{rubs it on his chest; the camera pans down to his feet}'' and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. ''{He swivels his body around once.}'' But sometimes ''{swivels it again}'' that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest ''{produces a can of gasoline}'' Mongolian aftershave lotion.

''{He douses himself as the crowd cheers "Yay!" Strong Bad walks off and over to Homestar Runner (sans cap) and Marzipan. Gasoline fumes emanate above Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod! ''{He jumps up and shakes as he says it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Me too!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, you... A-take a-this!

''{He leaps at Homestar, somersaulting over and over with a helicopter-like noise. He lands right on Homestar's head. There is a huge explosion of stars as Homestar is knocked to the mat, stars spinning above his eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad on top of the ropes. He is no longer emanating gasoline fumes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The ladies also can't resist... ''{All of the sudden his chest is very defined; his biceps bulge up.}'' ...muscular wrestling moves... ''{The camera pulls back.}'' ...off the top rope!

''{Strong Bad leaps from the top rope and crashes right on Homestar, who is still down. There is another starry explosion.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, that's resistible.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And if that doesn't work, bring out your cute baby brother ''{Strong Sad walks up but falls through the ground when a trapdoor appears}'' or holy-crap-adorable pet ''{The Cheat walks in from the right}''.

''{The Cheat squeaks softly and bats his bright blue eyes.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{frowning}'' Now it smells like a garage with a litter box in it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!

''{The Cheat hums and bats his eyes some more. Strong Bad kicks him out of the ring.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If all else fails...

''{Cut to a table set up in the ring, complete with a tablecloth, two candles, and a serving platter. The Cheat, humming, flies overhead and crashes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...employ the secret weapon: ''{The lid lifts off the serving platter to reveal two burritos and a tin of Mungo's Caviar.}'' A candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and finest cigars!

''{Strong Bad, who has begun emanating gasoline fumes again, holds a cigar up to one of the candles to light it. Naturally, it explodes}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh!

''{Strong Bad's head begins to crack and then shatters, leaving just his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, Strong Bad? What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning toward Homestar}'' Yeah, me too!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still mostly headless}'' Holy crap.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star!

''{He leaps into a freeze frame. The background turns orange and the words "The End" appear in the corner as the old theme music plays. Mike Chapman can be heard in the background, saying "ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding" in time with the theme music. Cut back to Strong Bad, now asleep and snoring at the Lappy. He wakes up with a start.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Aught? What? Ooot? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old cartoons still pack a whallop. Uh, so yeah, Danny. Now's a great time to plant cucumbers. Stocks are up, stipes are down. And old Strong Bad's got a date with a bowl of creme brulee ice creme. Cream.

''{He gets up. After a couple of seconds, the camera pans right to reveal him still at the table, snoring away. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the word "And" to see Homestar following Strong Bad's advice... sort of.
*:''{Homestar and Marzipan are standing in The Field. Homestar appears to be wearing a very wide fake mustache}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, ladytype, I'm wearin' tight pants ''{shakes a leg}'' so as to accentuate all my bubbleties!
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' Have I broken up with you yet?
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, a couple times.
*Click on the "Genghis Khan" disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] to see a bottle of "[[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]" lotion for women ("Smell like a Warlord!").
*Click on Strong Bad's head to see a brief dream of him somersaulting over a canyon.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Stipe|stipe]] is a supporting stalk or stem-like structure, especially the stalk of a pistil, the petiole of a fern frond, or the stalk that supports the cap of a mushroom.
*A "[http://www.dict.org/bin/Dict?Form=Dict2&Database=*&Query=gold+digger gold digger]" is a person who marries/dates for profit.

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#genghis khan|genghis khan]]".
*This is the first time we see the [[Floppy Disk Container]] close up.
*The background riffs in the Laserdisc song are two of the "rock" bass demos on the [[Casio Keyboards|Casio MT-100 keyboard]].
*The microphone into which the announcer speaks resembles an [[Wikipedia:RCA|RCA]] 77-type.

===Remarks===
*The "early version" Homestar in this email has a lower voice than his Marshmallow's Last Stand counterpart, sounding slightly more like his modern self. Strong Bad's voice is also slightly more relaxed and sounds more like his modern counterpart.
*Strong Bad does a flip jump like Stinkoman in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*When Strong Bad does his flips, his boots are red, not black.
*The sound that The Cheat makes as he flies over the table is similar to the sound he makes in [[Main Page 20]] when he flies out of a pile of grapes.
*Even though Strong Bad says he would not ''openly'' admit that he could never get [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], he did ''accidentally'' say he doesn't know anything about the ladies at the end of [[lures & jigs]].
*Strong Bad omits four [[Wikipedia:Diacritic|diacritical marks]] in the words "creme brulee" and in "ice creme" Instead, they should be spelled "crème brûlée" and "ice crème", respectively.
*Although Strong Bad says "[[Crap|Holy crap]]" a lot in the flashback, he never actually used this phrase in Marshmallow's Last Stand. In fact, the catch phrase wasn't used until [[The Reddest Radish]], which was in an entirely different style and time period.
*Adorable The Cheat has similar blue eyes to [[Cheatball]]'s.
*In the email [[2 years]], Strong Bad claims that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde", making no mention of Fabrosi.
*The wrestling match ends when Strong Bad explodes. Being "blown up" is pro-wrestling jargon that describes a wrestler who is tired and performing sluggishly.

===Goofs===
*In the "dream" Easter egg, Strong Bad starts outside the thought balloon.
*While Strong Bad is sleeping at the end of the email (after he ducks out for the creme brulee ice creme), the Lappy's screen doesn't give the distortion effect it usually does when you click on it.
*In the flashback, when Strong Bad enters the ring through the floor, his left hand goes through the floor because the hole is too narrow.
*During the entire email, the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing" sign]] is missing.
*During the flashback Strong Bad starts with no belly button, but when he is on the top rope he has one. After he comes down, and for the rest of the flashback the belly button is gone.

=== Glitches ===
*If you view the Homestar and Marzipan Easter egg while the Strong Bad canyon dream Easter egg is playing, the sounds from the two will overlap each other.

===Inside References===
*The "really old email" is a parody of the wrestling scene in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and is a repetition of a gag from [[personal favorites]].
*The [[HR:loading.swf|Loading...]] shot was also used in older cartoons.
*During the wrestling scene, Strong Bad pronounces "Strong", "Bad", "loser", and "competition" like on the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad talker]].
*Strong Bad calls Lorenzo (or Fillbert) [[Dan]]ny.
*This is another instance of Strong Bad [[kicking The Cheat]].
*The "Booooo!" [[sound effects]] come from [[The Reddest Radish]].
*The mustachioed Homestar in the Easter egg is from [[Senorial Day#Easter Eggs|Senorial Day]].
*When Homestar shakes his leg in the Easter egg, it is another reference to [[Homestar Runner's Pants]].


===Real-World References===
*"Roll that beautiful email footage" is a reference to the [http://www.bushbeans.com/jayduke/ads.jsp Bush's Baked Beans commercials'] "Roll that beautiful bean footage."
*[[Laserdisc]] was the first commercial optical-disc storage medium, and the precursor to modern DVDs.
*"Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Georgia Institute of Technology|Georgia Tech]]. The first line of [[Wikipedia:Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech|their fight song]] declares, "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech..." Georgia Tech is in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]], also home to [[The Brothers Chaps]].
* [[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]] was a [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]] warlord in the 13th century, which is where the "Mongolian aftershave lotion" and "Smell like a Warlord" come from.
*[[Wikipedia:Creme brulee|Crème brûlée]] ice cream is real ice cream, currently being made by the company [[Wikipedia:Ben & Jerry|Ben & Jerry]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*There's no sound in the Strong Bad's dream Easter Egg.
*The spelling of "whallop" appears to have been accidentally changed to "whalop".

===Commentary Transcript===

'''MATT:''' I would first like to say that in the commentary for Modeling we incorrectly talked about the Christmas song, um, "Winter Wonderland". We were calling it, "Let it Snow". And we thought it involved Frosty.

'''MIKE:''' Good job. Good job. Now that we've got that out of the way, we can talk about this email that I don't really remember very much about.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah? Is this one you haven't watched a whole lot?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. I do remember that it's the old style wrestling match.

'''MATT:''' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' I couldn't remember what the email itself was.

'''MATT:''' Where... Did you just make up Fabrosi?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah? That didn't come from anywhere?

'''MIKE:''' I don't think so.

'''MATT:''' So, is Fabrosi... Which one is he? Is he the second or the third best friend? Or is he both?

'''MIKE:''' Uh... He's probably... second.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Fabrosi sounds like a second best friend.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I like...

'''MATT:''' ''{singing along with the email}'' The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I totally forgot about this part.

'''MATT:''' This is a good song.

'''MIKE:''' My roommate in college had a Laserdisc player in our dormroom.

'''MATT:''' I remember watching The Abyss.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yep, with the director's cut, I believe.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it had some nice surround sound. The bubbles; You could hear the bubbles all around you.

'''MIKE:''' I like what the... Uh... I like that we put in that loading screen. ''{both laugh}'' Homestar's tapping his foot... That was an old loader.

'''MATT:''' Does his body just sort of morph from being gray into that body?

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, when we first...

'''MATT:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad's arms aren't... The outlines aren't black.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Because with the old monitor we used to use you couldn't tell the difference between black and really dark gray, and so when you watch some of that old stuff it just looks awful because the colors are way off.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, so, oh no... Fabrosi is his first best friend! ''{both laugh}'' I don't remember this email at all.

'''MIKE:''' Do you remember Don King there in the background?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah. I think we discussed this in the commentary for Marshmallow's Last Stand; There's a duck, and a Devil... ''{long pause}'' So how about Strong Bad's accent, Mike? It's the same. It's very much been consistent throughout the years.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, never...

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He has no arm there!

'''MIKE:''' That's an advanced technique that we never would have used back then...

'''MATT:''' No, I think we would have! We were much more ambitious back in those days, and so I tried to make it bad, but good...

'''MIKE:''' It's all angular!

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the sentiment behind it, uh, is good. But it's pulled off poorly.

'''MIKE:''' And in Marshmallow's Last Stand cartoon, the crowd noise is just inexplicably– is not there for certain scenes... And it comes back.

'''MATT:''' I think it stops.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, at one point.

'''MATT:''' Because it was just an event... It was an event.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's what it was.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' He says, "holy crap" a lot.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I like that old Marzipan... Is she only in that... That, what? That old game? The "She Loves Me"?

'''MIKE:''' And the old character page.

'''MATT:''' And the old character page. The stage character page... Stage page. I'll start callin' it "stage page". ''{pause}'' Look, Mungo's caviar!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Theo Huxtable likes Mungo's caviar.

'''MIKE:''' And Adam... Wasn't he Adam Sandler in that episode?

'''MATT:''' He was! They went to the prom. Got dropped off in a helicopter.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Really?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hm. ''{pause}'' Aw... ''{pause, laughs}'' He's a star! ''{singing Homestar's theme}'' Ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding ding... ''{both laugh}'' Ah... Oh, Strong Bad! He hates it too. ''{pause}'' I never even thought– That reminds me... Uh, there's something where... Not Lionel Hutz... There's some Simpsons where somebody's asleep after watching some old Simpsons clips or something.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Eh, well, sorry.

'''MIKE:''' Some Phil Hartman-voiced character.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Is that the end? Doesn't look like it's the end.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{both laugh}'' He didn't make it very far.

'''MATT:''' I don't remember this email at all. I remember Genghis Khan! ''{both laugh}'' That's a good game.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:The Abyss|The Abyss]] is a 1989 film written and directed by James Cameron.
*In the Simpsons episode [[Wikipedia:The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]], [[Wikipedia:Phil Hartman|Phil Hartman]] character [[Wikipedia:Troy McClure|Troy McClure]] falls asleep while watching Simpsons outtakes.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|135|4464}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Crisper Drawer

FalconPuncher — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:48:16 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Crisperdrawer.PNG|thumb|left|The Cheat in a crisper drawer.]]
[[Image:ciacdc.png|thumb|right|In cake form]]
'''The crisper drawer''', presumably of the Strong household's refrigerator, is another one of [[The Cheat]]'s privileges. He got this privilege by becoming a medallion gold plus card member from [[Strong Bad]]'s scorecard. In the crisper drawer The Cheat orders [[Bubs' Old Pizza|pizza]] from [[Bubs]] and watches the [[Telebision|television]] while using the mute button. It seems to contain at least 2 carrots and one green vegetable, possibly lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, or the tops of the carrots. In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Strong Bad bribes The Cheat into joining [[Strong Badia]] by saying, "I'll let you sleep in the crisper drawer, while it's still in the fridge!"

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[privileges]]
*DVD [[strongbad_email.exe]] bonus menu (Disc 6 aside)
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-09-19|Weekly Fanstuff]]
*[[Toikey TV]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] (mentioned)

[[Category:Items]]

Hremails

FalconPuncher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:45:37 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Other Hremails */

[[Image:Hremail at the desk.PNG|thumb|This guy reads an email]]

'''Hremails''' (a contraction of "'''Homestar Runner Emails'''") are installments of an email show by [[Homestar Runner]], similar in nature to [[Strong Bad Email]] (with which it frequently overlaps). Homestar was first seen checking emails on the [[Happy 8600]], a laptop modeled after the [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]] computer for the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child Program]]. The first time a hremail was officially seen was in the 200th Strong Bad Email, [[email thunder]], in which [[Strong Bad]] vowed to ruin the program after learning of its existence. [[Hremail 49]] (which receives a passing mention by Homestar in the Sbemail) and [[Hremail 24]] were also released as [[secret pages]].

Hremails 49 and 24 were included in [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] as Easter Eggs in the DVD version of email thunder.

On January 26, 2009, [[Hremail 62]] was made in full and was followed by [[Hremail 2000]] the following week. The present hremail format is similar to a television program and takes place in [[The Hremail Room]]. Homestar Runner now reads out the email from a sheet of paper and the Happy 8600 has been replaced with a talking [[Wikipedia:Microform|microfiche reader]] called the [[Arturo 9000]]. Hremails, strangely, are only listed in the [[New Stuff]] menu.

==Hremails==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Running Time !! Date
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 24]] || 0:00 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 49]] || 0:10 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 62]] || 3:06 || January 26, 2009
|-
| [[Image:Puppet_show.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || 3:09 || February 2, 2009
|}

===Other Hremails===
In email thunder, Homestar tells Strong Bad about many previous Hremails that took place during Sbemails. Their numbers are unknown. These include:
*[[caper]]
*[[long pants]]

Also, email thunder shows Homestar checking an email before Strong Bad interrupts. [[8-Bit Is Enough]] mentions a [[japanese cartoon]] like hremail.

==Replies==

Before December 2008, sending an email to Homestar's address - {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com}} - prompted the following auto-reply:

<blockquote>
From: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com
 
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
 
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
 
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
 
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
 
Okay bye, 
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

When an email is answered by Homestar Runner, the person who wrote it may receive the following message:
<blockquote>
Oh dango ''{sender's name}''! I answered your email on some website! Here it goes now! 
 
''{link to newest Hremail}'' 
 
-H*R 
</blockquote>

==Intros==
[[Image:Hremail Intro.PNG|thumb|"Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!"]]
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], Homestar has made some kind introduction for himself from the shadows before he reads an email, Much like [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Strong Bad's]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Email !! Intro
|-
| 62 || [[Hremail 62]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!
|-
| 2000 || [[Hremail 2000]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!
|}
{{clear}}

== Homestar's Mug ==
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], there have been mugs sitting on Homestar Runner's desk, similar to the [[Floppy Disk]] running gag.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Appearances !! Explanation

|- id="Soup, not coffee"
| | [[Image:Notcoffee.PNG|125px|Soup, Not Coffee]] || [[Hremail 62]] || This coffee mug says "Soup, Not [[Coffee]]" and is the debut of decorated mugs being on Homestar Runner's Desk.

|- id="I heart a Bean"
| | [[Image:Iheartbean.PNG|125px|I ♥ a Bean]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || This coffee mug says "I <big>♥</big> a Bean" and is the second mug on Homestar's desk.
|}

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email]]

==External Links==
* {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com Email Homestar}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]][[Category:Computer Files]][[Category:Hremail|*]]

Hremails

FalconPuncher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:44:49 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Other Hremails */

[[Image:Hremail at the desk.PNG|thumb|This guy reads an email]]

'''Hremails''' (a contraction of "'''Homestar Runner Emails'''") are installments of an email show by [[Homestar Runner]], similar in nature to [[Strong Bad Email]] (with which it frequently overlaps). Homestar was first seen checking emails on the [[Happy 8600]], a laptop modeled after the [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]] computer for the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child Program]]. The first time a hremail was officially seen was in the 200th Strong Bad Email, [[email thunder]], in which [[Strong Bad]] vowed to ruin the program after learning of its existence. [[Hremail 49]] (which receives a passing mention by Homestar in the Sbemail) and [[Hremail 24]] were also released as [[secret pages]].

Hremails 49 and 24 were included in [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] as Easter Eggs in the DVD version of email thunder.

On January 26, 2009, [[Hremail 62]] was made in full and was followed by [[Hremail 2000]] the following week. The present hremail format is similar to a television program and takes place in [[The Hremail Room]]. Homestar Runner now reads out the email from a sheet of paper and the Happy 8600 has been replaced with a talking [[Wikipedia:Microform|microfiche reader]] called the [[Arturo 9000]]. Hremails, strangely, are only listed in the [[New Stuff]] menu.

==Hremails==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Running Time !! Date
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 24]] || 0:00 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 49]] || 0:10 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 62]] || 3:06 || January 26, 2009
|-
| [[Image:Puppet_show.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || 3:09 || February 2, 2009
|}

===Other Hremails===
In email thunder, Homestar tells Strong Bad about many previous Hremails that took place during Sbemails. These include:
*[[caper]]
*[[long pants]]

Also, email thunder shows Homestar checking an email before Strong Bad interrupts. [[8-Bit Is Enough]] mentions a [[japanese cartoon]] like hremail.

==Replies==

Before December 2008, sending an email to Homestar's address - {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com}} - prompted the following auto-reply:

<blockquote>
From: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com
 
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
 
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
 
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
 
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
 
Okay bye, 
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

When an email is answered by Homestar Runner, the person who wrote it may receive the following message:
<blockquote>
Oh dango ''{sender's name}''! I answered your email on some website! Here it goes now! 
 
''{link to newest Hremail}'' 
 
-H*R 
</blockquote>

==Intros==
[[Image:Hremail Intro.PNG|thumb|"Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!"]]
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], Homestar has made some kind introduction for himself from the shadows before he reads an email, Much like [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Strong Bad's]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Email !! Intro
|-
| 62 || [[Hremail 62]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!
|-
| 2000 || [[Hremail 2000]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!
|}
{{clear}}

== Homestar's Mug ==
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], there have been mugs sitting on Homestar Runner's desk, similar to the [[Floppy Disk]] running gag.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Appearances !! Explanation

|- id="Soup, not coffee"
| | [[Image:Notcoffee.PNG|125px|Soup, Not Coffee]] || [[Hremail 62]] || This coffee mug says "Soup, Not [[Coffee]]" and is the debut of decorated mugs being on Homestar Runner's Desk.

|- id="I heart a Bean"
| | [[Image:Iheartbean.PNG|125px|I ♥ a Bean]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || This coffee mug says "I <big>♥</big> a Bean" and is the second mug on Homestar's desk.
|}

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email]]

==External Links==
* {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com Email Homestar}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]][[Category:Computer Files]][[Category:Hremail|*]]

Hremails

FalconPuncher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:44:27 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Hremails */

[[Image:Hremail at the desk.PNG|thumb|This guy reads an email]]

'''Hremails''' (a contraction of "'''Homestar Runner Emails'''") are installments of an email show by [[Homestar Runner]], similar in nature to [[Strong Bad Email]] (with which it frequently overlaps). Homestar was first seen checking emails on the [[Happy 8600]], a laptop modeled after the [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]] computer for the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child Program]]. The first time a hremail was officially seen was in the 200th Strong Bad Email, [[email thunder]], in which [[Strong Bad]] vowed to ruin the program after learning of its existence. [[Hremail 49]] (which receives a passing mention by Homestar in the Sbemail) and [[Hremail 24]] were also released as [[secret pages]].

Hremails 49 and 24 were included in [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] as Easter Eggs in the DVD version of email thunder.

On January 26, 2009, [[Hremail 62]] was made in full and was followed by [[Hremail 2000]] the following week. The present hremail format is similar to a television program and takes place in [[The Hremail Room]]. Homestar Runner now reads out the email from a sheet of paper and the Happy 8600 has been replaced with a talking [[Wikipedia:Microform|microfiche reader]] called the [[Arturo 9000]]. Hremails, strangely, are only listed in the [[New Stuff]] menu.

==Hremails==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Running Time !! Date
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 24]] || 0:00 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 49]] || 0:10 || September 23, 2008
|-
| [[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 62]] || 3:06 || January 26, 2009
|-
| [[Image:Puppet_show.png|100px]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || 3:09 || February 2, 2009
|}

===Other Hremails===
In email thunder, Homestar tells Strong Bad about many previous Hremails that took place during Sbemails. These include:
*[[caper]]
*[[long pants]]

Also, email thunder shows Homestar checking an email before Strong Bad interrupts. [[8-Bit Is Enough]] mentions a [[japanese cartoon]] like hremail. Homestar apparently must have had a computer at the time of [[credit card]], but it is unknown if this was a hremail.

==Replies==

Before December 2008, sending an email to Homestar's address - {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com}} - prompted the following auto-reply:

<blockquote>
From: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com
 
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
 
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
 
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
 
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
 
Okay bye, 
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

When an email is answered by Homestar Runner, the person who wrote it may receive the following message:
<blockquote>
Oh dango ''{sender's name}''! I answered your email on some website! Here it goes now! 
 
''{link to newest Hremail}'' 
 
-H*R 
</blockquote>

==Intros==
[[Image:Hremail Intro.PNG|thumb|"Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!"]]
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], Homestar has made some kind introduction for himself from the shadows before he reads an email, Much like [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Strong Bad's]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-align: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Email !! Intro
|-
| 62 || [[Hremail 62]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!
|-
| 2000 || [[Hremail 2000]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Give it the gas, people! It's the breakout album of the year, Homestar Runner!
|}
{{clear}}

== Homestar's Mug ==
Beginning with [[Hremail 62]], there have been mugs sitting on Homestar Runner's desk, similar to the [[Floppy Disk]] running gag.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Appearances !! Explanation

|- id="Soup, not coffee"
| | [[Image:Notcoffee.PNG|125px|Soup, Not Coffee]] || [[Hremail 62]] || This coffee mug says "Soup, Not [[Coffee]]" and is the debut of decorated mugs being on Homestar Runner's Desk.

|- id="I heart a Bean"
| | [[Image:Iheartbean.PNG|125px|I ♥ a Bean]] || [[Hremail 2000]] || This coffee mug says "I <big>♥</big> a Bean" and is the second mug on Homestar's desk.
|}

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email]]

==External Links==
* {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com Email Homestar}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]][[Category:Computer Files]][[Category:Hremail|*]]

Strong Bad Email Statistics

FalconPuncher — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:07:59 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Strong Bad Emails featuring more than one email */

[[Image:NoLoafingPieChart.png|thumb|No Loafing!]]

With more and more [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] released on [[homestarrunner.com]], it is hard to keep track of all the '''statistics''', such as which computer was used the most, or how the length of emails has increased throughout the years. To correctly calculate those numbers, a few charts and graphs have been made for the ease of the people who like to know ''everything'' about [[Strong Bad]] and his emails.

==Strong Bad Email length==
This section involves data taken from the list [[Strong Bad Email By Length]].
[[Image:SBEScatter.png|thumb|200px|left|A scatter plot of chronological number vs. length, with outliers.]]
[[Image:SBEScatter2.png|thumb|200px|right|A scatter plot of chronological number vs. length, without outliers.]]

The scatter plot to the left illustrates the relationship between the e-mail number and its corresponding length (the red plots for the original length, and the black plots including the Easter Eggs). This can be mathematically modeled using a power regression curve, which allows us to measure the trend for e-mail duration as well as predict the ongoing trend for future e-mails. The ''R²'' value for these curves identifies how strong this relationship is (how close the points are to the model): a value of 1 means that the model and the data is identical, while a -1 means that the model does not relate to the data at all. The equation for the black curve is y = 0.0002513x0.4746 and the equation for the red curve is y = 0.0002467x0.4593.

There are certain e-mails, however, whose lengths were much longer than the e-mails surrounding them, called ''outliers''. These e-mails can affect the accuracy of the model and, if removed, can allow for greater accuracy. The graph on the right has the outliers removed, which subsequently improves the ''R²'' value for the curves. The black curve's equation becomes y = 0.0002512x0.4717 and the red equation becomes y = 0.0002466x0.4565. Of course, it should be noted that these models are by no means a guaranteed guess; e-mail 500, for example, is unlikely to be over six and a half minutes long, as this model predicts.

In the email [[theme song]], Strong Bad tells his viewers that each email is about 3 to 5 minutes long. Approximately 51% of all e-mails released as of [[email thunder]] fall in this range.

==Strong Bad Email by era==
[[Image:bar_graph_by_length.PNG|thumb|200px|left|"The newer, the longer"]]
[[Image:Graph.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The [[Lappy 486]] has officially surpassed the [[Compy 386]].]]

This section involves data on the computer used to answer each email, or the "era" of the computer. The categories are [[Tandy 400]], Broken Tandy, [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]], and Other ([[Pom Pilot]], [[Tangerine Dreams]], and [[Corpy NT6]].)

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==Total time spent using each computer==
[[Image:Sbemails total length per computer.png|computer|thumb|250px|left|Total length of Strong Bad Emails per computer]]

This section involves data taken from the Strong Bad Email by Length page. The chart recognizes four categories of computers: Tandy 400 (includes Broken Tandy), Lappy 486, Compy 386, and Other.

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==Strong Bad Emails featuring more than one email==
Several Strong Bad Emails feature more than one email.
* [[credit card]] — After checking his email, Strong Bad sends an email to, and gets a reply from, [[Homestar Runner]].
* [[spring cleaning]] — Strong Bad checks five emails and promptly deletes each one.
* [[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #2 [[E-mail Birds]] — Strong Bad answers three emails on the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]].
* [[sisters]] — Strong Bad accidently deletes the first email he gets and later receives a [[Poorly Written Emails|poorly written one]].
* [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad checks two emails (and begins to check another before [[Homestar Runner]] arrives and "answers" another two).
* [[huttah!]] — The first five emails Strong Bad checks all show particular interest in [[The Cheat]] (he deletes them). The last two are all directed to Strong Bad, but he attempts to fool The Cheat into thinking they're for him.
* [[personal favorites]] — In addition to the main email, Strong Bad mentions ten emails in fake flashbacks (eight in the main toon, two in Easter eggs).
* [[2 emails]] — Jimmy suggests Strong Bad check two emails a week and he does. He can also be seen checking a third email during the fast-forwarding.
* [[lunch special]] — After checking his email, Strong Bad receives another one from [[Strong Mad]].
* [[cheatday]] — After Strong Bad checks his email, he lets The Cheat check another three emails.
* [[other days]] — In addition to the main email, Strong Bad answers a Polish email (and a snail mail).
* [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad makes up an additional email and answers it.
* [[do over]] — Strong Bad re-answers two old emails.
* [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad receives an email with large numbers of "Fwd:" and "Re:" in the subject line, as an example of #8 on his bottom 10.
* [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad remembers an older email.
* [[theme song]] — Strong Bad can be seen answering an email in one of the theme song montages.
* [[retirement]] — Strong Bad answers an email on each of his first two computers.
* [[the chair]] — Strong Bad answers a second email, but his [[Le Restige|new chair]] obstructs almost the entire screen of the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] while he does so.

==Intervals between Strong Bad Emails==
[[Image:sb_email_frequency.png|thumb|200px|right|A column graph showing the intervals between Strong Bad Emails.]]

Strong Bad Emails are released at varying frequencies. The graph on the right shows the number of days in between the release of an email.
Here is a summary of the data:
* Mean: 11.45 days
* Median: 7 days
* Mode: 7 days — 69 emails came out 7 days after the previous release
* Minimum: 1 day — There was 1 day between the releases of [[retirement|retirement A]] and [[retirement|retirement B]].
* Maximum: {{#expr:floor(({{#time:U}}-{{#time:U|September 23, 2008 10:50:15}})/86400)}} days and counting — When and if the 201st email is released, the gap between it and [[email thunder]] will be the longest interval between emails. The longest time between two existing emails was 71 days, between [[halloweener]] and [[brianrietta]].

''Note: Data are not complete. Reliable dates are not available for [[homsar]], [[butt IQ]], [[homestar hair]], [[making out]], and [[depressio]]. These data are as of October 4, 2006.

==Other information==
*41% of all emails have no location given; 2% have no return sender at all.
*The average email is 1.81 sentences long; the average cartoon is 152.82 seconds long.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] most frequently choose emails with sender names starting with J or S. Together these senders make up a whopping 26.75% of all emails. This may be an indicator of popular names in the world, not an indication of TBC preference.
*Only 18% of all emails are longer than two sentences. Only [[long pants|one email]] longer than four sentences has ever been used.
* There are eight substantiated claims of Strong Bad answering an email from an HRWiki or HRWiki forum user.
**[[montage]] sent by [[User:Porplemontage|Porplemontage]], addressed as Steve
**[[animal]] sent by [[User:Kerrek slaya|Kerrek slaya]], addressed as Spud Jr.
**[[portrait]] sent by [[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]], addressed as Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
**[[space program]] sent by [http://forum.hrwiki.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2807 Ryan Sturmer], addressed without last name
**[[cliffhangers]] sent by [[User:Cessna Man!|Cessna Man!]], addressed as Jake
**[[underlings]] sent by [[User:PlasticDiverGuy|PlasticDiverGuy]]
**[[the paper]] sent by [[User:Thewi2kbug|Thewi2kbug]], addressed as Kyle Williams
**[[slumber party]] sent by [[User:ThomasO|ThomasO]], addressed as Thomas O.

==External links==

*[http://www.strongfans.com/EmailDatabase.xls View the data (Excel Spreadsheet)] 45KB, current as of 19 August 2005.
*[http://www.geocities.com/wgfe1/EmailDatabase.htm View the data as a web page] current as of 25 June 2008.

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Nicknames

FalconPuncher — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:30:52 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Strong Bad */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (Homestar, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (Homestar, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord Barglebroth (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Punchnya Strovski (Strong Mad, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, Puppet main page)

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

Nicknames

FalconPuncher — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:27:36 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Pom Pom */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (Homestar, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (Homestar, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Punchnya Strovski (Strong Mad, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, Puppet main page)

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

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[[Category:Name running gags]]

Nicknames

FalconPuncher — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:26:53 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Strong Mad */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (Homestar, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Homestarrunner.com (Homestar and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (Homestar, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (Homestar, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (Homestar, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster man (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (Strong Bad, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[Kick-A-Ball]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Punchnya Strovski (Strong Mad, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (Coach Z, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])

''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (Homsar, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (Homsar, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (Homsar, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (Gunhaver, [[Let us give TANKS!]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, Puppet main page)

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

Countries in Strong Badia the Free

FalconPuncher — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:40:17 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople) */

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], various parts of [[Free Country USA]] are established as [[Wikipedia:Sovereignty|sovereign]] [[Wikipedia:Country|countries]] by the various characters. [[Strong Bad]]'s goal is to unite them all as part of his own country, [[Strong Badia]]. [[Image:Map.PNG|thumb|The lay of the land]]

==Bleak House==
[[Image:BleakHouseFlag.png|thumb]]
Bleak House is ruled by [[Strong Sad]] and consists of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]]. Strong Sad crowns himself [[Wikipedia:king|king]] of this [[Wikipedia:constitutional monarchy|constitutional monarchy]]. He bases the legitimacy of his new nation on the national flag he designed for it and two national documents he authored: a [[Wikipedia:constitution|constitution]] and a [[Wikipedia:bill of rights|bill of rights]]. Its flag has three stripes, two dark gray on the outside and one light gray on the inside, and a black and white [[Wikipedia:coat of arms|coat of arms]] with images of two bats and a house. Strong Bad derisively calls the country "Blecch House". It becomes ruled by Strong Bad when he burns the flag, the constitution and The Bill Of Rights.
{{clear}}

==The Cheat and Tirerea==
[[Image:TirereaFlag.png|thumb]]
The Cheat and Tirerea is a [[Wikipedia:Secession|secessionist territory]] in Strong Badia ruled by [[The Cheat]], consisting of the area near the [[tire]]. Strong Bad considers its name to be the nastiest he's ever heard. Its flag consists of a [[Powered By The Cheat]] drawing of The Cheat giving the tire a [[high five]] on a green background.
{{clear}}

==Coachnya==
[[Image:Coachnya.png|thumb]]
Coachnya is ruled by [[Coach Z]]. Its location is unknown as it is never visited, but it is likely to be around either the [[race track]] or the [[gymnasium]], as Coach Z says it has a scoreboard. Coachnya buys up all the weapons from Concessionstan's black market in order to defeat the [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
{{clear}}

==Concessionstantinople==
[[Image:ConcessionstanFlag.png|thumb]]
Conncessionstan, also known as Concessionstantinople, is ruled by [[Bubs]] and consists of his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Bubs describes it as an [[Wikipedia:Autonomy|autonomous]] [[Wikipedia:Commonwealth|commonwealth]]. Its form of government is unclear, but Bubs asserts that it is [[Wikipedia:Neutral country|neutral territory]]. Therefore, Strong Bad cannot conquer it (nor is it necessary to do so to win the game). Its flag features yellow images of the concession stand, a bear, a grenade, and an organ  against a red background, a design similar to the flags of many [[Wikipedia:communist states|communist states]].
{{clear}}

==Country==
[[Image:CountryFlag.png|thumb]]
Country is ruled by [[Strong Mad]], and is located at the [[stone bridge]]. Papier-mache skulls litter the landscape, and a giant [[Taranchula]] (cardboard cutout) also occupies the area. It seems to always be night here. Strong Mad is described as the nation's "brutal but just warlord". Its flag is simply the word "COUNTRY" written by Strong Mad in all-capital black letters on a white background. Strong Bad is not impressed by the country's name or its flag.

{{clear}}

==Homsar Reservation==
[[Image:HomsarReservationFlag.png|thumb]]
''Main Article: [[Homsar Reservation]]''

The Homsar Reservation is ruled by [[Homsar]], although what form of government it has is unclear. Indeed, little is known about the area or its inhabitant except that they speak a language no one understands. It is implied that the territory is a [[Wikipedia:developing country|developing country]], as Strong Sad is unsure if the water is safe to drink or if there is modern health care. Its flag consists of Homsar's [[Bowler Hat]] and his parents, a cup of coffee and a chipwich, against a blue background. An unseen announcer calls it "The Dark Continent".
{{clear}}

==Marzistar/Homezipan==
[[Image:MarzistarFlag.png|thumb]]
Marzistar is a country ruled together by [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Marzipan]]. Marzipan insists that the name is Marzistar, but Homestar repeatedly mistakes for Homezipan. Marzistar consists of Marzipan's front and back yards, and possibly her house. Marzipan says that "Marzistar is a hostile territory", while it seems that Homestar is a bit too concerned over declaring fruit. Marzipan refers to the country as a Free [[Wikipedia:People's Republic|People's Republic]], which might suggest that it is a [[Wikipedia:communist state|communist state]]; however, she also talks about having "[[Wikipedia:Queen|queening]]" to do, and some of her and Strong Bad's dialogue refers to Homestar as a king, suggesting that the country is a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]]. After disputes regarding the Homestarmy, Homestar and Marzipan split the country into East Marzistar (the front yard) and East Homezipan (the back yard).
{{clear}}

==Pompomerania==
[[Image:PompomeraniaFlag.png|thumb]]
Pompomerania is ruled by [[Pom Pom]], and appears to consist of [[Club Technochocolate]] (although Strong Bad refers to the club as being in the nation's capital, suggesting the possibility that the country has additional territory). Pom Pom is referred to as a [[Wikipedia:shogun|shogun]], a type of Japanese warlord. Bubs and (after conquering The Cheat and Tirerea) The Cheat can also be found here, tending the bar and serving as DJ, respectively. Its flag consists of a circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background, resembling the [[Wikipedia:flag of Japan|flag of Japan]].
{{clear}}

==Poopslovakia==
[[Image:Poopslovakia.png|thumb]]
Poopslovakia is ruled by [[The Poopsmith]]. Its location is unknown, and it is never visited during the game. Its currency is the poopee.
{{clear}}

==Strong Badia==
[[Image:StrongBadiaFlag.png|thumb]]
''Main Article: [[Strong Badia]]''
{{clear}}

==Minor Countries==

While these countries are discovered in the game and have flags, they do not figure into the end of the game.

*[[Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]]
*[[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]]
*[[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]]
*[[The Stick|Sticktenstein]]
*[[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]]
*[[The Field|The People's Republic of Front-au-Fence/Backfence Revolutionaries]]

{{SBCG4AP}}
[[Category:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]][[Category:Places]]

Talk:How do you type with boxing gloves on?

FalconPuncher — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:35:44 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* It all becomes clear... */

{{featuredarticle}}

*As I understand it, Strong Bad does not type with boxing gloves on his hands, his hands ''are'' boxing gloves the same way Homestar, Marzipan, Homsar, and the King of Town don't have arms. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 20:20, 4 Jan 2005 (PST)

== It all becomes clear... ==

It all becomes crystal clear after watching SBEmail 37, [[dullard|Dullard]].
Go on, watch it.

:Stinkoman's question would probably be "How do you type with fighting gloves on?' right?

::I think it would be more like, [[HRFWiki:stinkoman|"How do you type with shiny red balls on your hands?"]] -- {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 09:48, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::More like "What's that? What's THAAAAT??? Some kind of special powers? Or maybe a challenge!?" :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:15, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

::::Probably resulting in *ahem* DOUBLE DELETED! [[User:FalconPuncher]]

==Title==
Is there any way to shorten this? It is a pretty awkward title. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:54, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:It's not that bad. Before shortening, [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] was way longer. It took up two lines. I like it the way it is, but I will present a suggestion anyway: Typing with Boxing Gloves. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Aw, this is an awesome title! If you need to shorten it in an article, you can always use a piped link. But this really isn't something that gets linked to every day. For an absurdly long title, see [[metawikipedia:Association_of_Wikipedians_Who_Dislike_Making_Broad_Judgements_About_the_Worthiness_of_a_General_Category_of_Article%2C_and_Who_Are_In_Favor_of_the_Deletion_of_Some_Particularly_Bad_Articles%2C_but_That_Doesn%27t_Mean_They_are_Deletionist|this page]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:03, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
Holy crap. Nevermind. Just never let us get a title that long. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 15:10, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:I know this discussion was over a month ago, but I say that I like this title. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:06, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
::<nowiki>[[The Special Powers that Allow Strong Bad To Type With Boxing Gloves On, Perform the Double Deuce, and Become Invisible, as Well as With Other Characters That Do Not Appear To Have Visible Arms. But Don't Let That From Organizing Your Own!]]</nowiki> {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:19, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

== Theories ==

I think Strong Bad has Technokinesis or short range Telekinesis. - [[User:BlackWidower|BlackWidower]] 22:59, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

no, he probly has one of those thigs that allows u to type by talking into it, which would also explain how the text changes when he changes tone, something about that was in one of the commentaries, cant remember which one it was

== Caps in Title ==

Do we really need to capitalize every word in this title? How about only the first word, ala [[What are you supposed to be?]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 03:35, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

== How he types W.B.G.O ==

I think I know how he types With boxing gloves on. When he goes to his compy/lappy/tandy he takes them off and keeps them on top of his hands with the string. He probably also puts his fingers right on the keys so nobody sees his fingers. {{User:Tampo/sig}} 23:54, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

:But boxing gloves ''are'' his hands... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:56, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

== Featured ==
Shouldn't the <nowiki>{{featuredarticle}}</nowiki> be on this article?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 19:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

== SMS ==

Would it be appros to add the reference in the end of virus where he mimicks "How do you text with boxing gloves on?"? [[User:MetaStar|MetaStar]] 02:40, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
:Sure, why not? We list every other specific appearance. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homestar Quiz ==

In the [[Homestar Quiz]], Strong Bad shows his real hands. Shouldn't that be in this article, too? (just thought I'd ask first, before adding it myself) {{User:Marzipankartoffel/sig}} 19:01, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

:Those are [[Oven Mitts|oven mitts]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

== The Cheat ==

Doesn't The Cheat type with, uh.... flippers? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:17, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

pws, you mean... paws, bubs has fliiper arms

==PennRadio Homestar (Strongbad) fan==
Just wanted to mention that someone called up PennRadio (www.pennradio.com), a nationally broadcasted radio station hosted by Penn from Penn and Teller, and asked the question today "How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands".

When the show shows up on their website for download, I'll add the link here. But the broadcast date for it was "November 3rd, 2006".
:[[Radio Sightings]] would be the place for this... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:06, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

== Renamage ==

Per [[Talk:Painting_of_a_Guy_with_a_Big_Knife#Capitalization]] I would like to suggest that this page be moved to [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]. However, a redirect already exists in that page and since I'm not an admin, I cannot move this page into the redirect (with a rather colorful, {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=How_do_you_type_with_boxing_gloves_on%3F&action=history history}} ); how is it that a troll noticed something we hadn't!? Anyway, I digress, as usual. I'm not sure if the capitalization issue has been completely settled, but I think there is enough agreement for this one to go ahead. Questions? Comments? Free Samples? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:34, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
:I'm in agreement with all lowercase, aka [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
::I was the one who [[Talk:How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?#Caps in Title|suggested that]] like a friggin' year ago... but whatever, I'm still all for it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:42, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
:::I just found this suggestion a minute ago. Is it too late to say I agree? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:42, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Not at all — this was a great forgotten suggestion, so I went ahead and {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=How_do_you_type_with_boxing_gloves_on%3F&diff=522560&oldid=471021 moved the article}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:37, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

== Pom Pom ==

Would this be the right article to mention that in [[pom pom]] he couldn't type blindfolded? --Philip8o

strongbad email.exe

FalconPuncher — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:09:07 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Explanations */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:strongbad_email.exe}}
{{about|DVD set}} {{for-nothe|the actual emails|Strong Bad Emails}}
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!align="center" bgcolor="#ffa500" colspan="3"|''strongbad_email.exe''
|-
|align="center" colspan="3" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Image:DVD_SBemails_3DiscBoxSet.jpg|220px|]]
|-
!align="center" bgcolor="#ffa500" colspan="3"|''DVD featuring Strong Bad Emails 1-200''
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Discs
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Released
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|''Discs 1-3:'' November 9, 2004 ''Disc 4:'' July 25, 2005 ''Disc 5:'' June 5, 2007 ''Disc 6:'' November 24, 2008
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Wikipedia:DVD_region_code#Region_codes_and_countries|Region]]
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|0 - NTSC format
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|DVD authoring and encoding
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Ryan Sterritt]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Video footage and editing
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Ryan Sterritt. Mixed by Russ T. at Ruby Red Productions
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|DVD cover design
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Craig Zobel]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|3-D animation
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Ryan Bradley]], [[Jacob Slutsky]], and [[Ted Kotsaftis]].
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Music
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Y-O-U]] (karaoke), [[They Might Be Giants]] ([[different town]])
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Producers
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[The Brothers Chaps]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|The Brothers Chaps' thanks
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Willem Hartong]], [[The Future Animators of the Future]], [[Randy Dudley]] and [http://www.planetstudio.com/main.asp Planet Studio].
|}

'''''strongbad_email.exe''''' is the first [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] DVD series. It is sold as a 3-disc box set with Discs 4, 5, and 6 sold separately.

== Disc Contents ==
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 1-50 ([[some kinda robot]] through [[50 emails]]), three new, never-before-seen emails ([[Greeting Cards]], [[E-mail Birds]] and [[Videro Games]]), the first seventeen [[Scroll Button Songs (video)|Scroll Button Songs]], the first 100 [[Email Intros]], and the unfinished [[Toon]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 51-80 ([[website]] through [[stunt double]]), four [[KaraokeFun|karaoke music videos]], and a video of [[Gary Palaroncini|Gary]] playing [[The Cheatar]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 81-100 ([[date]] through [[flashback]]), [[Some Puppet Stuff]], and various behind-the-scenes footage, with [[Sample of Style]], [[Making of Email 100]], [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]], [[3D Menu Screen Tests]], [[Day at the Park]], and [[Some Extras]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 101-130 ([[car]] through [[do over]]), one previously unreleased email ([[Family Resemblence]]), two karaoke videos, some puppet stuff, with [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[Puppets on the Road]], [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]], as well as [[Sample of Style Too]] and [[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]. It is sold separately from the first three discs.
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 131-160 ([[boring (really)]] through [[coloring]]), commentaries on every email, one previously unreleased email ([[Accent]]), the next 60 [[Email Intros, Part Two|Email Intros]] (post-100), [[160 Seconds]], [[Sbemail 150?!?|Sbemail 149.5]], [[Lappynapped!]], an [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate version]] of a scene from [[Space Program]], and [[alternate universe song video|a video]] of [[Matt Chapman]] singing. It is sold separately from the first four discs.
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 161-200 ([[4 branches]] through [[email thunder]]), commentaries on every email, one previously unreleased email ([[Comic Book Movie]]), [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Place Ya Bets!]] and [[Page Load Error]]. It is sold separately from the previous five discs.
*'''[[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits]]''' contains 50 fan-favorite Strong Bad Emails, and an additional five bonus emails.

== Artwork ==
See artwork at [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork]].

== Easter Eggs ==
*Most of the emails have three kinds of secrets:
**Audio commentary: Accessible by pressing the "Language" or "Audio" button. Not all emails have them.
**Secret "angle": Accessible by pressing the "Angle" button. Usually used to display the short pop-ups that can appear when you click on different things ''during'' the emails.
**Secret menu options: Once the email is over, you can press down from "Next" to find a hidden menu option—a little icon that looks like Strong Bad's head. (You typically have to press down several times to find the hidden icon.) Sometimes there are secret options hidden under "Again," "Main," or "Next," and sometimes you have to browse around (left/right) from other hidden options to find them all. All Easter eggs are listed in the "DVD Version" sections of the [[Strong Bad Email]] articles.
*Each menu has a secret Easter egg viewable after a short period of time.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*.exe is a file extension meaning "executable." An executable file contains code for a program and "executes" in an operating system. .exe files are used in [[Wikipedia:Disk Operating System|DOS]] (e.g., "Peasants_Quest.exe" ran the [[Peasant's Quest]] program) and Microsoft Windows, but not on a Macintosh computer (which [[The Cheat]] uses). Specifically, "strongbad_email.exe" is what Strong Bad types on his computer to begin nearly every email, except for [[secret identity]] (in which he types in strongbad_email.wad), those on the [[Tandy 400]], in which he types run "strongbad's_email", [[anything]] (where Homestar types in sb_enail.com), [[mile]] (where PbTC Strong Bad types in run strongbad_email.exe), [[wierd dream]] (no program was typed in), and [[the bird]] (again, no program typed in).

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s 3D [[wikipedia:Computer-generated_imagery|CGI]] debut.
*When the DVD set was first released, it was in such high demand that the online [[store]] quickly ran out.

==External Links==
*[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|strongbad_email.exe at the Homestar Runner store]]
*[[imdb:tt0453401|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 1-3]]
*[[imdb:tt0481029|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 4]]
*[[imdb:tt1072451|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 5]]
*[[imdb:tt1334064|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 6]]

{{SBDVD}}
[[Category:DVDs]]

strongbad email.exe

FalconPuncher — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:07:53 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Explanations */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:strongbad_email.exe}}
{{about|DVD set}} {{for-nothe|the actual emails|Strong Bad Emails}}
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="225" style="margin-left:3px;float:right;"
!align="center" bgcolor="#ffa500" colspan="3"|''strongbad_email.exe''
|-
|align="center" colspan="3" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Image:DVD_SBemails_3DiscBoxSet.jpg|220px|]]
|-
!align="center" bgcolor="#ffa500" colspan="3"|''DVD featuring Strong Bad Emails 1-200''
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Discs
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]] | [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Released
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|''Discs 1-3:'' November 9, 2004 ''Disc 4:'' July 25, 2005 ''Disc 5:'' June 5, 2007 ''Disc 6:'' November 24, 2008
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Wikipedia:DVD_region_code#Region_codes_and_countries|Region]]
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|0 - NTSC format
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|DVD authoring and encoding
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Ryan Sterritt]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Video footage and editing
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Ryan Sterritt. Mixed by Russ T. at Ruby Red Productions
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|DVD cover design
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Craig Zobel]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|3-D animation
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Ryan Bradley]], [[Jacob Slutsky]], and [[Ted Kotsaftis]].
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Music
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Y-O-U]] (karaoke), [[They Might Be Giants]] ([[different town]])
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|Producers
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[The Brothers Chaps]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|The Brothers Chaps' thanks
|colspan="2" valign="top" style="background:#FFFFFF"|[[Willem Hartong]], [[The Future Animators of the Future]], [[Randy Dudley]] and [http://www.planetstudio.com/main.asp Planet Studio].
|}

'''''strongbad_email.exe''''' is the first [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] DVD series. It is sold as a 3-disc box set with Discs 4, 5, and 6 sold separately.

== Disc Contents ==
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 1-50 ([[some kinda robot]] through [[50 emails]]), three new, never-before-seen emails ([[Greeting Cards]], [[E-mail Birds]] and [[Videro Games]]), the first seventeen [[Scroll Button Songs (video)|Scroll Button Songs]], the first 100 [[Email Intros]], and the unfinished [[Toon]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 51-80 ([[website]] through [[stunt double]]), four [[KaraokeFun|karaoke music videos]], and a video of [[Gary Palaroncini|Gary]] playing [[The Cheatar]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 81-100 ([[date]] through [[flashback]]), [[Some Puppet Stuff]], and various behind-the-scenes footage, with [[Sample of Style]], [[Making of Email 100]], [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]], [[3D Menu Screen Tests]], [[Day at the Park]], and [[Some Extras]].
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 101-130 ([[car]] through [[do over]]), one previously unreleased email ([[Family Resemblence]]), two karaoke videos, some puppet stuff, with [[Real-Live E-Mails]], [[Puppets on the Road]], [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]], as well as [[Sample of Style Too]] and [[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]. It is sold separately from the first three discs.
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 131-160 ([[boring (really)]] through [[coloring]]), commentaries on every email, one previously unreleased email ([[Accent]]), the next 60 [[Email Intros, Part Two|Email Intros]] (post-100), [[160 Seconds]], [[Sbemail 150?!?|Sbemail 149.5]], [[Lappynapped!]], an [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate version]] of a scene from [[Space Program]], and [[alternate universe song video|a video]] of [[Matt Chapman]] singing. It is sold separately from the first four discs.
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]]''' contains Strong Bad Emails 161-200 ([[4 branches]] through [[email thunder]]), commentaries on every email, one previously unreleased email ([[Comic Book Movie]]), [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Place Ya Bets!]] and [[Page Load Error]]. It is sold separately from the previous five discs.
*'''[[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits]]''' contains 50 fan-favorite Strong Bad Emails, and an additional five bonus emails.

== Artwork ==
See artwork at [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork]].

== Easter Eggs ==
*Most of the emails have three kinds of secrets:
**Audio commentary: Accessible by pressing the "Language" or "Audio" button. Not all emails have them.
**Secret "angle": Accessible by pressing the "Angle" button. Usually used to display the short pop-ups that can appear when you click on different things ''during'' the emails.
**Secret menu options: Once the email is over, you can press down from "Next" to find a hidden menu option—a little icon that looks like Strong Bad's head. (You typically have to press down several times to find the hidden icon.) Sometimes there are secret options hidden under "Again," "Main," or "Next," and sometimes you have to browse around (left/right) from other hidden options to find them all. All Easter eggs are listed in the "DVD Version" sections of the [[Strong Bad Email]] articles.
*Each menu has a secret Easter egg viewable after a short period of time.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*.exe is a file extension meaning "executable." An executable file contains code for a program and "executes" in an operating system. .exe files are used in [[Wikipedia:Disk Operating System|DOS]] (e.g., "Peasants_Quest.exe" ran the [[Peasant's Quest]] program) and Microsoft Windows, but not on a Macintosh computer (which [[The Cheat]] uses). Specifically, "strongbad_email.exe" is what Strong Bad types on his computer to begin nearly every email, except for [[secret identity]] (in which he types in strongbad_email.wad), those on the [[Tandy 400]], in which he types run "strongbad's_email", [[anything]] (where Homestar types in sb_enail.com), and [[mile]] (where PbTC Strong Bad types in run strongbad_email.exe).

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s 3D [[wikipedia:Computer-generated_imagery|CGI]] debut.
*When the DVD set was first released, it was in such high demand that the online [[store]] quickly ran out.

==External Links==
*[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|strongbad_email.exe at the Homestar Runner store]]
*[[imdb:tt0453401|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 1-3]]
*[[imdb:tt0481029|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 4]]
*[[imdb:tt1072451|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 5]]
*[[imdb:tt1334064|IMDB page for strongbad_email.exe Disc 6]]

{{SBDVD}}
[[Category:DVDs]]

SBCG4AP Dev Blog

FalconPuncher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:06:24 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* 26 Jun 2008 */

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[[Image:Dev Blog logo.png|thumb|300px|From the desk of Strong Bad.]]
[[Image:sbatdesk.jpg|thumb|Actually hard at work]]
[[Strong Bad]] regularly updated a '''Developer's Blog''' on the [[Telltale Games]] website to promote ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''.

== Blog Entries ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Date !! Title !! Description !! Currently Playing:
|-id="Double your Deuce"
| [[Image:Sbdev_dubblesales.jpg|100px]] || 10 Apr 2009 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-21|Double your Deuce]]''' || Strong Bad is confused by increased sales since Nintendo fixed the Wii's storage problems || "[[Wikipedia:Blackthorne|Blackthorne]] on the [[Nintendo|SNES]]. Nobody shoots a shotgun while looking the other way better!"
|-id="StoryBOREDs"
| [[Image:Sbdev storyboard.jpg|100px]] || 17 Nov 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-20|StoryBOREDs]]''' || Strong Bad shows off his Dangeresque 3 ending storyboard. || "[[Wikipedia:Myst|MYST]] (I'm seeing who's taller, Strong Mad, or all the different versions of this freaking game stacked on top of each other)"
|-id="Deep Trax"
|[[Image:DeepTrax.PNG|100px]]|| 04 Nov 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-19|Deep Trax]]''' || Strong Bad offers up longer versions of the songs sampled in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_deeptracks.swf View the Flash file.]) || "These seven inches stupid!"
|-id="Total Cop Out"
| [[Image:Marzyboom.png|100px]]|| 15 Sept 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-18|Total Cop Out]]''' || Strong Bad retools the decapitation game to be an exploding collar game. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_collar.swf View the Flash file.])|| "''[[Wikipedia:My Aquarium|My Aquarium]]'' (hey wait! you can't even give these fish ICK! where's the fun in that?)"
|-id="Cheat Codes"
| [[Image:Sbdev_moosehead.png|100px]]|| 11 Aug 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-16|Cheat Codes]]''' || Strong Bad reveals some (fake) cheat codes for SBCG4AP. || "Um, duh?"
|-id="Videlectricks"
|[[Image:Sbdev videlectrix render.jpg|100px]]|| 23 Jul 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-15|Videlectricks]]''' || Videlectrix writes to Strong Bad about their treatment by Telltale Games. || "4 player ''[[Wikipedia:Warlords (video game)|Warlords]]''. Paddles man, paddles."
|-id="Large Decap Latte"
| [[Image:Marzychop.PNG|100px]]|| 10 Jul 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-14|Large Decap Latte]]''' || Strong Bad is disappointed that his game didn't get a Mature rating. So he has some poorly created [[Severed Body Parts|decapitations]] to make up for it. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_decap.swf View the Flash file.])|| "[[Badminton]]. It's nice out."
|-id="O Contest, Mii Contest"
| [[Image:Sbdev mii-strongbad.jpg|100px]]|| 26 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-13|O Contest, Mii Contest]]''' || Strong Bad has his own comments about the [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-348 Telltale Mii Contest]. || "''[[Wikipedia:Metal Storm (video game)|Metal Storm]]'' (best death explosion ever)"
|-id="Payable Demo!"
| [[Image:SBCG4AP Tech Demo.png|100px]]|| 10 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-12|Payable Demo!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off his [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|"playable demo"]]. ([http://files.telltalegames.com/strongbad/videos/sbdev_demo2.swf View the Flash file]) || "''[[Wikipedia:Gold Rush!|Gold Rush!]]'' (lost the manual, anyone know when Sutter's Mill was built?)"
|-id="End Boss Feature"
| [[Image:sbdev box in.jpg|100px]]|| 04 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-11|End Boss Feature]]''' || Strong Bad discusses stickers, game features, and marketing. || "''[[Wikipedia: Abadox|Abodox]]'' (I refuse to believe that logo says 'Abadox')"
|-id="Concept Art is a SCAM!"
| [[Image:Sbdev conceptversus.jpg|100px]]|| 21 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-10|Concept Art is a SCAM!]]''' || Strong Bad bemoans Telltale's decision to take the game visuals in a different direction. || "''[[Wikipedia:Viking Child|The Viking Child]]'' for [[Wikipedia: Atari Lynx|LYNX]]. Best Handheld Ever Man."
|-id="The Endinning of The End"
| [[Image:Sbdev rhonda.jpg|100px]]|| 14 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-8|The Endinning of the End]]''' || Strong Bad hates the French horn. || "''[[Wikipedia:Lost Eden|Lost Eden]]'' (the dinosaurs look REAL!)"
|-id="Logos Please"
| [[Image:Sbdev logos.jpg|100px]] || 7 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-7|Logos Please]]''' || Strong Bad explains that video game success is proportional to the number of logos before the title screen. || "''[[Wikipedia:Trojan (video game)|Trojan]]'' (they still have cartoon sticks of TNT in the post-apocalyptic future!)"
|-id="New Screenshots!"
|[[Image:DevBlog042408.png|100px]] || 24 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-6|New Screenshots!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off some new screen shots of the upcoming game... that have been altered slightly. || "[[Not X|Not]] [[MS Paint]]"
|-id="Anadigilogital"
| [[Image:Sbdev mig29 front.jpg|100px]] || 17 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-5|Anadigilogital]]''' || Strong Bad complains about the game's lack of box art and dipswitches. || "[[Wikipedia:Star Wars: Rebel Assault|''Rebel Assault 1'']] (from a time when nasty looking full motion video was the future of gaming!)"
|-id="Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew"
| [[Image:Puzzmaster.jpg|100px]] || 10 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-4|Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew]]''' || Strong Bad decries the Telltale Team's rejection of his game ideas. || "[http://www.gamespot.com/nes/action/wagyanland/index.html ''Wagyan Land''] (the end boss is a word game!)"
|-
|}

== Fun Facts ==
===10 Apr 2009===
*The entry title is based on [[Double Deuce]].
*Strong Bad is complaining about how Nintendo has, in a recent update, allowed SD cards to store and directly play games, effectively allowing for unlimited storage.

===17 Nov 2008===
*The blimp is similar to the one seen in an [[web comic#Easter Eggs|Easter egg in web comic]].
*"Awexome Movie" is a reference to [[Awexome Cross]].
*Strong Bad saying that Myst has many versions is a reference to the fact that Myst has been re-released several times with updated graphics and sounds, either for PC and Mac, or for several game consoles.
*Strong Bad's proposed ending appears to have Dangeresque's [[death]] in it.
*The storyboard caption says "Int. Awexome Movie - Day", but the picture suggests the scene is supposed to be shot outdoors, not indoors.

===04 Nov 2008===
*The cover of the single "My Face (Don't Put Needles In It)" by [[Cool Tapes]] features [[Poodonkis]].
*Strong Bad writes "Click on a seven inch below to [[style]] yourself out!"
*The cover of "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete" has "[[Compy 386]]" on it.

===15 Sept 2008===
*In this dev blog entry, The Poopsmith is dressed as a [[The Municipality|Poopertrooper]]. Besides the exploding collars and different sound effects, this is the only change between this Flash file and the original from Large Decap Latte.
*The explosion animation is the same one used in [[Theme Song Video]].
*The explosive collars remain present after the explosions.

===11 Aug 2008===
*Strong Bad mentions [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|Pom Pom's dad]], along with [[Trivia Time]] and [[Grumblecakes]].
*The Wii Shop channel is referenced, along with its downloading screen, which features [[Mario]] collecting coins.
*Soda Popinski is one of the opponents in the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Punch-Out!!|Punch-Out!!]].
*The discount brick is a reference to [[the process]].

===23 Jul 2008===
*The Cheat was previously referred to as a "yellow dog" in [[army]], and was also called "The Squeak" (labeled as such in the image) in [[hiding]].

===10 Jul 2008===
*[[Wikipedia:Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]] is an organization created for rating video games. "ESRB" actually stands for "Entertainment Software Rating Board".
*The Dev Blog entry has every main character [[Death|die]] in it.
*This is another instance of [[Strong Sad's Severed head|Strong Sad being decapitated]].
*In the Flash file, if you click play (after clicking on a button), it will show [[Strong Bad]]'s head being decapitated off of the previously clicked character's body. Additionally, that same "half Strong Bad" is also seen outside the frame of the menu.

===26 Jun 2008===
*The blog entry's title refers to [[Wikipedia:O Captain! My Captain!|O Captain! My Captain!]].
*The characters the Miis are supposed to look like are, in order, Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Bad (or possibly Senor Cardgage), and Bubs.
*Strong Bad sees the Marzipan Mii as [[Wikipedia:Alice the Goon|Alice the Goon]], a character from the [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] series.

===10 Jun 2008===
*Strong Bad mentions a giant novelty toothbrush, which was also mentioned by Homestar Runner in [[from work]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lemonade Stand|''Lemonade Stand'']] is an early educational computer program, where players had to set the price for their lemonade depending on conditions.
*Strong Bad's request for the manual is because, like many [[Wikipedia:Sierra Entertainment|Sierra]] games of the era, the game would periodically ask for certain words or facts from the manual as a form of copy protection.
**[[WIkipedia:Sutter's Mill|Sutter's Mill]] was built in 1847.
*Phensics is a [[portmanteau]].

===04 Jun 2008===
*Entry includes examples of [[deliberately poor English]].

===21 May 2008 ===
*Strong Bad refers to bull[[style]].
*Strong Bad also says that the "Smelly Guy" has "several months' worth of empty cans of [[Minor Foods#Bull Honkey|Bull Honkey]].
*Strong Bad's [[Ultimate Strong Bad|concept art]] was seen at the end of the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]].

===14 May 2008===
*The game Strong Bad is complaining about is ''[[Wikipedia:Pitfall II: Lost Caverns|Pitfall II: Lost Caverns]]''. Frogs and balloons were two of the new features in the game, as well as unlimited lives.
*Strong Bad should know that the "silver french horn" is a scorpion, as he positively identified it as such in the commentary of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*"Endinning" is a [[portmanteau]] of "end" (or "ending") and "beginning."

=== 7 May 2008 ===
*Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People would later be released with only two logos before the title screen.

=== 24 Apr 2008 ===
*Strong Bad alters a screenshot from the game and claims that it's a dating sim featuring [[Wikipedia:Kate Pierson|Kate Pierson]] of [[Wikipedia:The B-52's|the B-52's]].
*One of Strong Bad's fake screencaps reveals that Homestar's innards are filled with "Strawberry Quik". "Quik" was the original name of [[Wikipedia:Nestlé|Nestlé]]'s flavored milk drink [[Wikipedia:Nesquik|Nesquik]].
*Strong Bad claims to launch a "heat-seeking [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|3-Stooges]] eye-poker missile" in his game. The hallmark slapstick comedy of the Stooges often included eye-poking.
*Strong Bad calls the game a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game. This is a reference to [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].

=== 17 Apr 2008 ===

*''[[Wikipedia:Mig 29 Soviet Fighter|Mig 29 Soviet Fighter]]'' is an unlicensed game for the [[Nintendo#NES|NES]]. The switch on the back of the game triggers a [http://kevtris.org/mappers/lockout/camerica.html voltage spike] intended to temporarily disable the NES's [[Wikipedia:10NES|lock-out chip]] so that the unlicensed game can be played on an official console.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad's Spelling|uses "it's" in place of "its"]] even though he considers people who do this to be [[local news|scalawags]].

=== 10 Apr 2008 ===

*The blocky 3D Strong Bad head in the [[Wikipedia:Sudoku|sudoku]] puzzmaster picture is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Dr. Kawashima|Dr. Kawashima's]] representation in the [[Wikipedia:Brain Age|Brain Age]] series, which included sudoku in the North American version of its first installment. Dr. Kawashima's head also sometimes used an expression similar to Strong Bad's in the game.
**[[Wikipedia:NPR|NPR]]'s program [[Wikipedia:Weekend Edition|Weekend Edition Sunday]] includes a weekly segment with [[Wikipedia:Will Shortz|Will Shortz]], puzzle constructor (including [http://nymag.com/arts/all/features/17244/ Sudoku]), [[Wikipedia:The New York Times|New York Times]] puzzle editor, and referred to by NPR as the "[http://www.npr.org/templates/people/?typeId=1#S Puzzlemaster]".
*Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the Telltale offices gets "[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]"
*The title makes a reference to the book [http://www.amazon.com/Nobody-Listens-Andrew-Elizabeth-Guilfoile/dp/0590093185 ''Nobody Listens to Andrew''].
*Unlike the other dev blog images, the [[Videlectrix:vii/puzzmaster.jpg|puzzmaster image]] is hosted on the [[Viidelectrix]] site.

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]

==External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:devblog|Read Strong Bad's Dev Blog]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Style

FalconPuncher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:40:33 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Other Appearances */

[[Image:Totally style.PNG|thumb|"Check it out, yo!"]]
<blockquote>
'''MATT:''' I sing that "Can you handle my style no you can't handle my style" song a lot. I think maybe I sang it ''before'' it was a Strong Bad Email song even.
 
'''MIKE:''' Probably. You tend to sing songs with lyrics that have "style" in them.
 
'''MATT:''' Styles upon styles, Mike.</blockquote><cite>[[modeling]] DVD commentary</cite>

The word '''"style"''' is frequently used in contexts where it doesn't quite belong and has thus become something of a [[running gag]].

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[caper]] — The Jumble puzzle in one of the Easter eggs has a "hilarious cartoon style drawing" on it.
*[[2 emails]] — In an Easter egg, [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders".
*[[the bet]] — [[Strong Bad]] and [[The King of Town]] consume "ice style cream". Strong Bad puts a can of "army-style mayo" in the King Of Town's air vent.
*[[different town]] — [[Coach Z]]'s "cool jacket" reads "Totally Style".
*[[other days]] — The letter from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] says that if Strong Bad does not remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, he will be turned over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency.
*[[old comics]] — Strong Bad sings "Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!"
*[[pizzaz]] — [[Duplicate Characters|Strong Bad visits Strong Bad]] on his "Buffalo Style Ranch" and provides "buffalo style journalism".
*[[animal]] — Strong Bad calls the girl in the "Deep-Sea Fangly Fish" scene "[[Baby Styles]]".
*[[modeling]] — Strong Bad's email song is "Can you handle my style, no you can't handle my style."
*[[radio]] — Strong Bad's email song goes "I've got miles and miles of the email style!"
*[[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad calls the Git Outcha Seat Sound "everybody's favorite style".
*[[narrator]] — Alien [[Marzipan]] confesses that she has always adored [[Nebulon]]'s "styles".
*[[myths & legends]] — In an Easter egg, [[Bubs]] demands more money for a frozen treat that he says is "Shawshank style".
*[[disconnected]] — In an Easter egg, sbemail [[deodorant]] (Soccer Scent) appears with the slogan "I'm feeling my style... I've got confidence in my email!"
*[[senior prom]] — The email intro goes, "Can you see that I've got email styles?" After, Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] plan to crash "the ever-loving style" out of the Entrapment All Up On [[the Moon]] Dance-themed prom.
*[[redesign]] — The menu bar on [[The Cheat]]'s [[Monosodium Dreams|iMac]] has a menu labeled "Style".
*[[4 branches]] — The title of the spread sheet is "A GREAT IDEA FOR PERSONAL STYLE".
*[[looking old]] — After watching The Cheat's email remix, Strong Bad states that he doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure. A piece of paper is then shown, with silhouettes of Strong Bad throwing up and seizing, labeled "STYLE 1" and "STYLE 2".
*[[your funeral]] — One of the boomboxes used to play Strong Bad's eulogy is named "[[Twicestyle]]".
*[[pizza joint]] — The sides of the pizza boxes read "Pizza Box" / "Neighborhood Style".
*[[slumber party]] — The sides of the pizza boxes read "Pizza Box" / "Slumber Party Style".
*[[business trip]] — Strong Bad remarks "Well, cramp my style," after he and Homestar seal the deal with the King of Town.

===Other Appearances===
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — The credits read "Vocal styles by Missy & Matt"
*[[New Boots]] — According to [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad, nobody likes Nebulon's style.
*[[Decemberween in July]] — One of the links reads "Puppet Style".
*[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] — [[Peasant's Quest]] is described as utilizing "text and graphic style!"
*[[Labor Dabor]] — [[Homestar Runner]] refers to [[Frank Bennedetto]] as "Third-style private Bennedetto", and asks him if he has eaten some bad "corn-style rations".
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — The grocery store that [[Blue Laser]] frequents is called "[[Price Style]]".
*[[50K Racewalker]] — The racer's default name is "Steak Styles".
*[[Stinkomanual]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Astromund]] is described as an "astro style mund".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5 |Stinkoman 20X6 Level 5]] — After defeating Nebulon, [[1-Up]] informs him that nobody likes his style.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — If the user waits for a while on the opening menu, the [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] says "I'm of a style".
*[[Puppets on the Road]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says that "tomorrow is a brand style" and that "[his] style's got eight burgers." When he is seen hitting the ATM screen, he says that "it's a style, gotta get the points".
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — When the troll gets pecked by the bird, he says "My style!"
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The description on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] reads "Short styles for short clothing".
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] — Strong Bad gets slapped after mentioning his style.
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — The player is prompted to "take control of Blue Laser Commander by mashing left or right on your laserdisc remote when you see this flashing style."
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — A wanted poster shows that Coach Z is wanted "for creepy styles and creepier habits".
*[[An Important Rap Song]] — "Jet to the beach wearin' the freshest style!"
*[[One Two, One Two]] — The link at the end of the cartoon to go to the [[MixMastah 800]] says "MIX YOUR OWN STYLE".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[What's Her Face]] yells, "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)".
**In the same episode, [[Peacey P]]'s rap contains the line "crample-o stow," which is also the name of the record company. The phrase "crample-o stow" evokes the phrase "crampin' my style".
*[[Ever and More!]] — The page title says "B.O.D.H. Local 1-1-Style".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — After Homestar walks into the [[Horrible Painting|painting]], he says, "Whoa, nice style!"
**The Cheat's computer also has "Style" as one of its menu headings.
*[[Where's The Cheat? (game)]] — Upon locating the hidden room where [[Homsar]] is located, a message appears saying, "You Found: A Secret Style!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — In his message, Homestar describes the hot blonde that just walked by as having 'broomstick style'
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — Strong Bad invites viewers to witness his "amazing videogame styles."
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Strong Bad describes an "internet-style connection."
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] —
**In his entry for May 21, 2008, Strong Bad refers to Telltale Games' decision to ignore his concept art as "total and complete bullstyle!"
**In his entry for November 4, 2008, Strong Bad says to "click on a seven inch below to style yourself out!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]— Strong Bad sings a song telling that no one can handle his style and in a flashback of Marzipan's last party, he says that all will kneel before his style.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the beginning of the game, after Strong Bad is ut under house arrest, he claims it's "the worst thing to happen to [his] style in a long line of bad things happening to [his] style. Normal-speaking [[Homsar]] asks why his people should risk open war for Strong Bad and his considerable style when asked to join [[Strong Badia]].
*[[8-bit Is Enough]]— When Strong Bad first defeats Trogdor he says "Your style! I couldn't handle it!!" in reference to the opening song from Homestar Ruiner.

==See Also==
*[[Styles Upon Styles]]
*[[Type]]
*[[Homestar Runner's Fashion Sense]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Homestar Runner and Strong Mad's Relationship

FalconPuncher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:47:41 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Homestar and Strong Mad not getting along */

[[Image:Playdate2.PNG|thumb|"THIS ONE'S NOT MY FAULT!"]]

There have been an equal number of cases where [[Strong Mad]] and [[Homestar Runner]] get along and not getting along. In [[Play Date]], Strong Mad seems to like Homestar, as he is disappointed to be leaving at the end of the cartoon.

==Homestar and Strong Mad not getting along==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Mad beats Homestar in the first half of the war for the star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad refills The Cheat's melonade glass so Homestar would feel sick.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Strong Mad tricks Homestar into getting him a drink.
*[[Play Date]] — Strong Mad keeps hurting Homestar while they play together.

==Homestar and Strong Mad getting along==
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Homestar and Strong Mad work together in Strong Bads movie.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Mad joins the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Mad dances with homestar.
*[[Play Date]] — Homestar and Strong Mad hang out together.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]— Homestar gives Strong Mad a good prize for his pumpkin.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]

Powered by The Cheat

FalconPuncher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:45:48 GMT

FalconPuncher:

[[Image:PBTC.jpg|thumb|Powered by The Cheat, for The Cheat]]
"'''Powered by The Cheat'''" toons are [[Flash]] toons created by [[The Cheat]] and his computers, [[Tangerine Dreams]] (2002-2004) and [[Monosodium Dreams]] (2006-present). Many of them are Flash toons within the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. The toons, which are a parody of the many poorly drawn Flash cartoons on the web, are usually packed with bad animation and [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|character depictions]], poor imitations of the characters' voices (provided by [[Mike Chapman]]), and senseless or nonexistent plots.

It is never explained how The Cheat manages to imitate the other characters speaking English; in all regular toons, The Cheat speaks in his own native "The Cheat" language. He often [[Powered by The Cheat Cameo Appearances|incorporates himself into his cartoons]], sometimes in a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Hitchcock_cameo_appearances|Hitchcock-style cameo]], but usually portraying himself as superior to the other characters or receiving some sort of prize. The Cheat has won four prizes for these cartoons in "real" life, including an [[New Boots|iron cup full of Brunswick Stew]], a [[pizza]] for his "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" music video, the fabled "Pizza [[Trophy]]", and a slice of "chinstrap pizza".

These animations show hints of The Cheat's fantasies and possibly insecure personality. The email [[mile]], which The Cheat guest-authored, is an ideal example of what he most desires yet cannot possibly possess. The Cheat shamelessly elevates his status in the eyes of others through praise given by his boss, [[Strong Bad]], while [[Marzipan]] finally gives him the attention and affection he has been craving. However, the two rarely exchange words outside of a fabricated Flash universe, despite having gone on one [[Date Nite|date]] together.

The Cheat has provided animation for other [[Free Country, USA]] artists. He has also collaborated with the likes of [[The Skate Party]], [[They Might Be Giants]], and more.

It has been refered to by Strong Bad in a Quote of the week as an outtake from [[Most In The Graveyard]] as "[your] regular animating crap"

==Powered by The Cheat Stuff==
[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|thumb|"The Cheat is a millionaire!"]]
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]]
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]
*[[Crazy Cartoon]] (part of the email [[crazy cartoon]])
*Email [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|mile]]
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] Video
*[[New Boots]]
*[[Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[Main Page 15]]
*[[Rap Song]]
*[[Trudgemank]]

==Partially Powered by The Cheat Stuff==
[[Image:Sbscreen.PNG|thumb|The credits squeeze from [[theme song]]]]
*The Cheat made a short animation with the [[Grim Reaper]] crushing hearts in [[Strong Sad's Lament]] for his Valentine's Day entry.
*Email [[website]] — The Cheat makes the Flash intro for [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].
*Email [[marzipan]] — The Cheat makes a music video for [[Marzipan]]'s "[[Oh yeah yeah]]".
*[[Experimental Film]] — The Cheat co-directs the music video for They Might Be Giants' "Experimental Film" with [[Strong Sad]].
*[[Labor Dabor]] — The Cheat makes some bowling animations.
*Email [[animal]] — Strong Bad's descriptions of the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]] are rendered in PBTC style, and the style is seen again in two Easter eggs.
*Email [[rock opera]] — Many of the visuals during the opera are in PBTC style.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The visuals in The Cheat's bedtime story with [[Moses Malone]] are completely PBTC style.
*Email [[narrator]] — An Easter egg with the [[Marzipan]] Alien and [[Nebulon]] is done in PBTC style.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The second sequence is a PBTC cartoon set in the "Millionzoic Era".
*Email [[theme song]] — An announcer interrupts the closing credits to advertise an upcoming show called ''Powered By The Cheat'', which that night would have featured [[Strong Mad]] getting his own talk show.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — PBTC versions of Strong Bad, The Cheat playing a guitar, and a hot girl are shown during the "Probably Something With Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls" event.
*Email [[web comics]] — The Cheat has a web comic in which he makes PBTC-style drawings based on the senders' names of spam emails.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — A scene in which a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] console explodes is drawn and animated in PBTC style.
*Email [[love poems]] — An animated video of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "sweaty overweight jam" is labeled, "Director: The Cheat".

==Responses==
These are the responses of characters, mostly Strong Bad, after watching a toon with The Cheat. While most are discouraging, there is occasional praise.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Toon !! Transcript
|-
|[[The Cheat Theme Song]]||
'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Um, I dunno, The Cheat, I don't think it was very good... at all. I mean, the song was kinda catchy but the visuals were lacking, at best.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is the best video game I've ever played.
|-
|[[Everybody to the Limit]]||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking to The Cheat}'' Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That was amazing! I mean you—... I—... I can't b—... Chi-g-d-b ... He—g ... I'm buyin' you a pizza!
|-
|Email [[crazy cartoon]]||
''{the cartoon pans out to a badly drawn cartoon of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the toon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!

''{Strong Bad gives The Cheat a trophy}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Zoom out again to the ''actual'' Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.
|-
|[[New Boots]]||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Purple boxing gloves?! Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in? What if I did that to you? Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a... stripèd, green rabbit! With two butts!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds angrily}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But you made my underwears showing! Everybody knows I don't wear underwears!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm... all right... You get an... iron cup. Full of Brunswick Stew. ''{places cup of stew on table}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds excitedly and pushes the cup over to his side of the table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But lemme tell ya's. With a little extra effort, it would have been a trophy full of ''Steak-umms.''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sad The Cheat noise (in an "Awww" pattern)}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Guy drops a couple of JPEGs in his cartoon and thinks he's like, the guy who draws The Lockhorns or something. Now that guy knows funny!
|-
|[[Main Page 15]]||
(to show these three randomized responses scroll the mouse over the email button)
----
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Exclamatory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care.
----
'''STRONG BAD:''' And what is that terrible voice? Is that supposed to be Homestar?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Defensive The Cheat noises}''
----
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The animation looks terrible. It's all jerky, ya know, like it was done by a two years old boy.
|-
|[[Rap Song]]||
'''COACH Z:''' The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza? ''{holds up a pizza slice that has a chin strap on it}''

''{The Cheat sinks out of view, making sick-sounding The Cheat noises.}''
|-
|[[Trudgemank]]||
''{The Cheat looks around for viewers and lowers his head, looking disappointed. He then gives himself a pizza trophy and begins applauding.}''
|} 

{{recenttoons}}

[[Category:Powered by The Cheat|*]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Old-Timey Strong Bad

FalconPuncher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:43:18 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Trivia */

{{redirects|The Strong Bad}} {{for|made-up [[TV show]]|pizzaz}}
[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|thumb|right|"It's curtains for you!"]]
[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad Skeleton Gold Pants.png|thumb|Skeleton'd Strong Bad]]
'''Old-Timey Strong Bad''' (aka "'''Sir Strong Bad'''", "'''Uncle Strong Bad'''", or "'''The Strong Bad'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of the present-day [[Strong Bad]]. He has a dastardly [[Wikipedia:handlebar moustache|handlebar mustache]], and an [[Wikipedia:Mid-Atlantic English|upper-class early-1900s American accent]] instead of modern Strong Bad's accent of unknown origin. His goal in life seems to be to thwart [[The Homestar Runner]]'s plans with the help of his lackeys, the [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]], and he spends his spare time answering telegrams (as opposed to [[Strong Bad Email|email]]). He has bones in his mustache and a severe crack in his skull which exposes his [[brain]], as seen in [[That A Ghost]]. He does not seem to have a mouth.

He is frequently asked the question "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you operate the telegramophone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?]]", which infuriates him. He also sent half of his mustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], despite existing in a different era, he managed to call modern-day [[Marzipan]] using his telegramophone. He also tends towards a propensity for excessive verbosity that uses many more words than necessary, which is redundant.

He is also more of an actively villainous character than his modern day doppelganger.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Kick the Can]]
*[[:Category:Old-Timey Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Trivia==
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], when putting on the thin moustache in the [[Snap Shak]], Strong Bad speaks in a voice that sounds almost exactly like his Old-Timey counterpart.

==See Also==
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad Evolution]]
[[Category:Old-Timey Characters|Strong Bad, Old-Timey]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"|[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]|Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"|[[That A Ghost]]|Mirror:sbold goldpants.mp3}}
|}

Characters' Injuries

FalconPuncher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:42:31 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Strong Bad */

[[Image:broken glass.png|thumb|This does not look good for Homestar Runner.]]

Throughout the course of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], many characters have '''sustained various injuries'''.

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
*[[Marshmallow's last Stand]] — [[Strong Mad]] swings Homestar into the floor several times, bruising his head.
*Email [[invisibility]] — In a daydream he is having, [[Strong Bad]] punches Homestar in the stomach.
*Email [[your friends]] — [[Strong Bad]] convinces Homestar to stick his head into a tub full of molten rock. It is unknown whether or not Homestar proceeds to do so.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the face with a pin several times.
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his fist marked with a backwards [[deleted]].
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — [[Strong Bad]] whacks Homestar with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. He later throws the [[Telebision]]'s remote control into Homestar's face.
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar is uncomfortably stuck in [[the Office]]'s water cooler. [[Strong Bad]]'s attempt to free him causes him great pain.
*Email [[unlicensed]] — Homestar sustains injuries to the face after [[Bubs]] sells him a pináta filled with broken glass.
*[[Play Date]] — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and is hit by a meteor.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, and the King of Town fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beat the snot out of Homestar."
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar's face is fried by his donut fryer when [[Strong Bad]] upturns his doughnut stand.

===[[Strong Bad]]===
*[[Original Book]] — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant [[grapes]].
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
*[[Tis True Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Mad drops a keg of melonade on his shoulders.
*[[Accent]] — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad is repeatedly punched and kicked by Pom Pom after he tries to stab Pom Pom.
*Email [[keep cool]] — [[Homestar Runner]] falls through the roof of the [[computer room]] onto [[Strong Bad]], snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, simply twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
*Email [[lady...ing]] — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
*Email [[original]] — [[Bubs]] punches Strong Bad several times.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — [[The Cheat]] strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is repeatedly injured by Strong Sad and inanimate objects, and these incidences are actually required to obtain maximum awesomeness.

===[[The Cheat]]===
*The Cheat is often subject to [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]].

===[[Strong Mad]]===
*Email [[little animal]] — After [[kicking The Cheat]], [[Strong Bad]] kicks Strong Mad in the stomach, angering him greatly.
*Email [[flag day]] — [[Strong Bad]] is seen carving a tattoo into Strong Mad's shoulder with an Exacto knife
*Email [[your friends]] — [[Strong Bad]] gives Strong Mad a fairly powerful kick in the knee.

===[[Strong Sad]]===
*[[Theme Song Video]] — [[Strong Bad]] throws a [[Big Knife]] at Strong Sad. However, the scene is cut before the knife hits him, so it is unknown how badly Strong Sad was injured.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and gets ants poured on top of him.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — [[Strong Mad]] punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], is violently punched across the room by [[Strong Mad]], resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the [[Heavy Lourde]] is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
*Email [[date]] — [[Strong Mad]] punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
*Email [[origins]] — It is implied that [[Lil' Strong Bad]] drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
*Email [[slumber party]] Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
*[[Hremail 2000]] (Easter Egg) — [[Strong Bad]] wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's [[soolnds]], implying that he cut them off.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Rather than asking him to say "Douglas", Strong Bad strikes Strong Sad in the stomach with his keyboard.

===[[Pom Pom]]===
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — [[Strong Mad]] sinks his fist into Pom Pom's stomach and repeatedly whacks him into the floor.

===[[Marzipan]]===
*Email [[your friends]] — It is implied that Strong Bad cuts Marzipan's hands (if she has any) with a saw blade.

===[[Coach Z]]===
*Email [[candy product]] — Coach Z's head is replaced by a basketball.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — [[Bubs]] punches Coach Z in the face.

===[[Bubs]]===
*Email [[your friends]] — [[Strong Bad]] smashes Bubs over the head with a Golden Record for [[Everybody To The Limit]].
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (Mentioned) — Bubs talks about Marzipan (Lady Crate Ape) throwing crates at him and about how they hurt.

===[[The King of Town]]===
*Email [[your friends]] — Like [[Bubs]], The King of Town is smashed over the head with [[Strong Bad]]'s Golden Record for [[Everybody To The Limit]].
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad drops the arcade game on The King of Town.

===[[Homsar]]===
*Email [[homsar]] — Homsar is crushed by the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*[[Homsar Main Page]] — Homsar is again crushed by the Heavy Lourde.
*Email [[your friends]] — Homsar swallows several scorpions.

===[[The Sad Kids]]===
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — The Sad Kids are crushed by a robot.

===[[Visor Robot]]===
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — He and his human brain short circuit and die after a tear is shed.
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — He malfunctions and explodes.

===[[The Goblin]]===
*Homestarloween Party — The Goblin is crushed by a robot.

==See Also==
*[[Blood]]
*[[Death]]

{{stub}}
[[Category:Lists]]

Old-Timey Strong Bad

FalconPuncher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:38:45 GMT

FalconPuncher:

{{redirects|The Strong Bad}} {{for|made-up [[TV show]]|pizzaz}}
[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|thumb|right|"It's curtains for you!"]]
[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad Skeleton Gold Pants.png|thumb|Skeleton'd Strong Bad]]
'''Old-Timey Strong Bad''' (aka "'''Sir Strong Bad'''", "'''Uncle Strong Bad'''", or "'''The Strong Bad'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of the present-day [[Strong Bad]]. He has a dastardly [[Wikipedia:handlebar moustache|handlebar mustache]], and an [[Wikipedia:Mid-Atlantic English|upper-class early-1900s American accent]] instead of modern Strong Bad's accent of unknown origin. His goal in life seems to be to thwart [[The Homestar Runner]]'s plans with the help of his lackeys, the [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]], and he spends his spare time answering telegrams (as opposed to [[Strong Bad Email|email]]). He has bones in his mustache and a severe crack in his skull which exposes his [[brain]], as seen in [[That A Ghost]]. He does not seem to have a mouth.

He is frequently asked the question "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you operate the telegramophone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?]]", which infuriates him. He also sent half of his mustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], despite existing in a different era, he managed to call modern-day [[Marzipan]] using his telegramophone. He also tends towards a propensity for excessive verbosity that uses many more words than necessary, which is redundant.

He is also more of an actively villainous character than his modern day doppelganger.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Kick the Can]]
*[[:Category:Old-Timey Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Trivia==
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], when outting on the thin moustache in the [[Snap Shak]], Strong Bad speaks in a voice that sounds almost exactly like his Old-Timey counterpart.

==See Also==
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad Evolution]]
[[Category:Old-Timey Characters|Strong Bad, Old-Timey]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"|[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]|Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"|[[That A Ghost]]|Mirror:sbold goldpants.mp3}}
|}

Tiny-Handed Strong Bad

FalconPuncher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:36:02 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Complete Filmography */

[[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|thumb|150px|"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"]]
'''Tiny-Handed Strong Bad''' (aka '''T.H.S.B.''') is the name given to [[Strong Bad]] when he is drawn in the style of the [[Original Book]] and cartoons that parody the early work of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Unlike the exaggerated voice Strong Bad talked with in the early [[Flash]] toons, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad talks in a bland, monotonous voice. He isn't very good at ten-step foot races or lifting grapes, although he is good at playing tennis on [[the moon]] with [[Coach Z]], winning 1,000,000 to 3. He attempted to dig a hole to China with his [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Ears|ears]]—although it's not evident he accomplished this. He did dig up a giant mug of frosty root beer. He also won [[The Cheat]] and a lifetime supply of fish sticks (which [[The Prince of Town]] may have eaten) by losing a ten step footrace against The [[Homestar Runner]] in [[flashback]]. Instead of having black pants like Strong Bad does, he has red pants.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book]]
*Email [[kids' book]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[flashback]]
*[[Main Page 20]]
*Email [[rock opera]] (voice only)
*Email [[alternate universe]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]

[[Category:Character Variations]]
[[Category:Storybook Characters]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

FalconPuncher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:44:15 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* Ranks */

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]

[[Image:Sbcg4ap104 235x225.png|100px|left]][[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|100px|left]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. It has been rated E10+ for [[Alcohol]] and [[Smoking|Tobacco]] Reference, Crude Humor, and Mild Cartoon Violence by the ESRB.

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world! Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Where is his father, why has Cutesy Buttons been kidnapped, and just who is the nefarious Uzi Bazooka?

A brief trailer for this game is included in ''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

'''Date:''' November 17th, 2008

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:Dangeresque 3 Preview.png|thumb|"Take the shot!"]]
''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Smoky Office.png|<center>Smoky Office</center>
Image:Dangeresque Jungle.PNG|<center>Strong Borneo</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Secret Lab.png|<center>Professor Experimento's Lab</center>
Image:SpaceCircusCatastrophe.png|<center>[[Space Circus Catastrophe]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|<center>Brainblow City</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png|<center>Catacombs in the KOT's castle</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-World Locations.png|<center>Turning the Stone Bridge into world locations</center>
Image:Dangeresque 3 Marzipan.PNG|<center>Cutsey Buttons' garden</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome! (Dangeresque Too Shades Obtained)

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a [[wikipedia:Situation puzzle|lateral-thinking conundrum]]. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
** He is also Homestar's "[[secret identity]]."
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie (stool pigeon) is an informant, rat is also informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*It's also the first SBCG4AP in which [[Mike Chapman]] does a voice, namely the voice of Craig.
*If he catches her during the stand-off on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*When you select the podium in Ireland and Strong Bad starts talking about how he busted up a ring of counterfeit three-leaf-thousand dollar bills, the subtitles say "butsed" instead of "busted"
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearance.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Look at the chair in the night time dream sequence office, and Dangeresque will comment on how you can "see [his] butt print worn on the chair." However, the subtitles misspell butt as but.

====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.
*In extended play mode, the rollover for Cutesy Buttons reads "Cutsy Buttons".
**Also, the rollover text for Marzipan's house reads "Cutest Button's House".

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving objects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.
*Clicking the window right after retrieving Credenza causes Marzipan to continue speaking (i.e. "Hang in there Credenza!"), which continues even after she leaves.
*At most times, the buttons located at the top of the screen will move up and stay there making the player unable to pull up the map or inventory or snappy or main menu even by pressing the hot key. This glitch can be fixed if there is a exit located at the map else, the player needs to reset the game.
*When asleep in Extended Play, looking at the chair in the [[Smoky Office]] will afterwards cause Danqeresque's glasses to appear on him again, even if the player had changed Dangeresque's costume.
*Sometimes for some unknown reason on the PC version of the game, at the very beginning when Dangeresque pulls out the diamond, the computer will restart.
* Sometimes when freeing Renaldo in extended play, a seccond layer of glasses can be seen hovering in the air. Once Dangeresque turns back around he will be seen with two pairs of glasses. This can be fixed by leaving the sun base.

===Inside References===
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimics a line from [[New Boots]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*The Cheat's speech in the game's climax had a reference to the [[Action Cool 5]] news team.
*The following running gags make appearances in the game:
<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" style="padding-left:1.5em">
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[Breakfast Cereal]]
*[[Cars]]
*[[Cheese]]
*[[Color Flavored]]
*[[Cool Shades]]
*[[Cross-dressing]]
*[[Deodorant]]
*[[Dinosaurs]]
*[[Disconnected Telephones]]
*[[Dump]]
*[[-èd]]
*[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]
*[[Kicking The Cheat]]
*[[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]
*[[Lasers]]
*[[Mustaches]]
*[[Pants]]
*[[Poor Acting]]
*[[Robots]]
*[[Seriously]]
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Spaceships]]
*[[The Poopsmith's signs]]
*[[Tonite]]
*[[Underwear]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
**The drawing of the Office also looks almost exactly like Sam & Max's building, including the two-tone siding and the rounded windows.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls Uzi Bazooka "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
**Coach Z saying "All we want is the girl!" is a reference to when Indiana Jones said a similar line near the end of ''[[wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''.
**Strong Bad saying "Ahh, Venice!" may also be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spirometer]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*"Uzi Bazooka" is a cheat in the computer game [[Wikipedia:Worms (game)|Worms]], which makes the uzi fire bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.

===Fast Forward===
*The next game, [[8-Bit is Enough]], picks up right where this game leaves off, with Strong Bad jumping off the couch and into his [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep4dangeresque3 Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/11/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/105038/review-strong-bad-episode-4/ Game Pro review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/931/931121p1.html IGN review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople4dangeresque3thecriminalprojectivereview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_4_dangeresqu1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12204 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171454&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People---Episode-4-Dangeresque-3/Item2041.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-4-111089.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,945 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/429/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.knight-nui.com/#/reviewdangeresque3/4532273594 Knight Nui Review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=426&p=1 Video Game Generation Review]

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FalconPuncher — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:27:41 GMT

FalconPuncher: replaced the page with 'Lets see... Where to begin?'

Lets see... Where to begin?

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FalconPuncher — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:44:46 GMT

FalconPuncher:

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Favorite Toon: Best Caper Ever

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Favorite Character: Strong Mad

Favorite Store Item: Kick the Cheat doll

Favorite sbemail: funny

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FalconPuncher:

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: FalconPuncher</div>
Oh, hi guys. Not really much here to say. Uh, here's a list of stuff:</div>
Favorite Toon: Best Caper Ever

Favorite Game: Homestar Ruiner

Favorite Character: Strong Mad

Favorite Store Item: Kick the Cheat doll

Favorite sbemail: funny

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FalconPuncher:

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: FalconPuncher</div>
Oh, hi guys. Not really much here to say. Uh, here's a list of stuff:</div>
Favorite Toon: Best Caper Ever</div>
Favorite Game: Homestar Ruiner</div>
Favorite Character: Strong Mad</div>
Favorite Store Item: Kick the Cheat doll</div>
Favorite sbemail: funny</div>
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FalconPuncher:

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FalconPuncher:

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1. [[techno]] 
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3. [[japanese cartoon]] 
4. [[kids' book]] 
5. [[crying]] 
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7. [[caffiene]] 
8. [[virus]] 
9. [[guitar]] 
10. [[video games]] 
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FalconPuncher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:24:11 GMT

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<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: sbemail list</div>
techno 
dragon 
japanese cartoon 
kids' book 
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FalconPuncher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:21:40 GMT

FalconPuncher: replaced the page with '<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, What is your favorite Phrase? a> Personally, I prefer Holy Crap.</blockquote>'

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
What is your favorite Phrase? 
 
 
 
 
a> Personally, I prefer Holy Crap.</blockquote>

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FalconPuncher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:18:44 GMT

FalconPuncher:

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: raddishes </div>

Dear Strong Bad,

How red was the reddest raddish you have ever seen? And where did you find it?

crapfully yours,
FalconPuncher

]Well, there was this one time Strong Mad, The Cheat and I stole a raddish from Marzipan's garden, but it was only the SECOND reddest raddish in the world. Thus, Marzipan won the Reddest Raddish contest. 

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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: kot </div>

Dear Strong Bad,

Isn't the King of Town the biggest moron/idiot/loser/dumbface you've ever seen?

crapfully yours,
FalconPuncher

]Yes. Yes he is. One time, he got upset about losing his sheep. Turn out he ate 'em. What a doofus! 

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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: birthday </div>

Dear Strong Bad,

What are you getting Marzipan for her birthday?

crapfully yours,
FalconPuncher

]Nothing! However, I did here that Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad are searching for the Yellow Dello or something. Pfft, wasting their time if you ask me. 

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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: wrestling </div>

Dear Strong Bad,

If you hate Homestar and Pom Pom so much, why don't you and someone strong like Strong Mad beat them up in a wrestling match?

crapfully yours,
FalconPuncher

]Been there done that. Apparently, Pom Pom has the power to send Strong Mad into space and Homestar can puke up marshmallow bombs. But don't worry, I'll beat him up someday... 

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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: can kicking </div>

Dear Old-Timey Strong Bad,

Is there any fun in kicking cans?

crapfully yours,
FalconPuncher

]You should ask The Homestar Runner. He's made home movies of him, just kicking a can. Wait a sec. You said Old-Timey Strong Bad? I oughta forward this to 1936.

forward message to: oldtimeystrongbad@thehomestarrunner.com

]I think that will work. 

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Tandy 400

FalconPuncher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:10:00 GMT

FalconPuncher: /* History */

[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|Many green lines]]
The '''Tandy 400''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s first computer. He used it to answer emails until the 33rd email, "[[gimmicks]]," when it suddenly crashed and subsequently exploded.

==History==
After using [[Tangerine Dreams]] to check his email during "[[weird dream]]," Strong Bad got "the old girl" working again in "[[sisters]]," although the repaired Tandy was still [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|malfunctioning]]. Strong Bad made do with the damage for a while until he returned from his [[vacation]] in "[[invisibility]]," replacing the Tandy 400 with the [[Compy 386]]. Tandy 400 made several disparaging remarks when it was thrown out, including: "386? More like three eighty SUCKS!"

The Tandy 400 haunted [[Strong Badia]] for some time. The computer appeared floating in mid-air in "[[ghosts]]," displaying a [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] on its screen. [[Bubs]] later salvaged the Tandy 400 and sold it to [[The King of Town]] for $900, who attempted to [[King of Town Email|check his email]] with it in an Easter egg in The [[King of Town Main Page]].

The Tandy 400 seems to be [[Strong Bad]]'s least favorite computer, as evidenced by his indifference whilst knocking the Tandy off the desk in "invisibility" and his comments about it in "[[pop-up]]". He claims that he "liked that computer" in [[gimmicks]] when it blew up, but his loathing of the machine is likely to have originated in "sisters" when it malfunctioned and automatically deleted Ali's email. In contrast, he seemed a lot more broken up about the Compy's demise in [[virus]] than he did when the Tandy exploded.

After a long absence, the Tandy reappeared in [[retirement]] after Lappynapping the [[Lappy 486]] with the help of the Compy 386. In exchange for the safe return of the Lappy, Strong Bad agreed to check one last email on each of the two abandoned computers. Strong Bad answered the question "do you remember the email you deleted the hardest" by filling the Tandy with [[Mountain Dew]] and [[The King of Town]]'s denture tablets and singing the hymn "Deleted" with organ accompaniment. The Tandy exploded in a bad graphics mushroom cloud, being killed and fully destroyed. Its restored ghost appeared at the end of the email with the ghost of the Compy.

Interestingly, no character has ever referred to the Tandy by name (usually refered to as "Strong Bad's old crappy computer" or just "Strong Bad's old computer"), and appearances outside of the Tandy-era have the "contrast" label either with a different font or mispositioned.

== Quick Facts ==

'''Debut:''' Email [[some kinda robot]]

'''Interactive Feature''': Clicking the contrast buttons in the lower-left corner of the computer will change the background color gradually from black to green. The left button makes the screen darker and the right button makes it greener. There are 13 levels of contrast.

'''Font:''' [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]]

== Programs ==

Some of the programs Strong Bad had on the Tandy 400, all of which were started by typing "run" plus the filename in double quotes:

*'''strongbad's_email''' (Used in emails 1-40 except for [[the bird|email 24 (the bird)]], which was checked on [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]], and [[weird dream|email 34 (weird dream)]] which was checked on The Cheat's [[Tangerine Dreams]]. It was used again in [[retirement]].)

*'''temple_of_apshai''' ([[homestar hair]])

*'''internet''' ([[credit card]]) (Strong Bad's homepage must be [[credit card#Cost of "Coolest Stuff Ever"|the_coolest_stuff_ever.com]])

*'''duckpond''' ([[duck pond]])

== The Real Computer ==

[[Wikipedia:Tandy Corporation|Tandy Corporation]] helped to start the personal computer revolution with its [http://www.8bit-micro.com/model1.htm TRS-80] (affectionately known as the "Trash-80") in 1977. Tandy 400 probably gets its name from the [http://www.8bit-micro.com/tandy2000.htm Tandy 2000] and [http://www.8bit-micro.com/tandypc.htm 1000], Tandy's first [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|"IBM-PC compatible"]] machines produced in 1984. However, Tandy did not produce a "400" model, so the naming is probably just to show how old the computer is. The 400 shares several design features with the TRS-80, including two contrast knobs on the monitor, and a monochrome green display composed of rectangular characters.

The rainbow star logo on Tandy 400 is a play on an early [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple Computer]] logo which featured a [[Wikipedia:Image:Apple Computer Logo.svg|rainbow-colored apple with a missing bite]].

Some believe that the Tandy 400 is a model of the [[Wikipedia:Apple II series|Apple II]] computer, due to the nature of the [[Wikipedia:ProDOS|ProDOS]]-like operating system and the monitor. In the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] commentary of "[[cartoon]]," Strong Bad refers to it as an "Apple monitor." As well, in the e-mails [[sugarbob]] and [[retirement]], the Tandy made several system sounds used in [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].

Because of the fact that no [[Wikipedia:Computer Case|computer tower]] is visible, the Tandy (and later, the [[Compy 386|Compy]]) may be an homage to the Apple Macintosh, since all of the internal workings were contained in the monitor case itself.

==Screenshots==
<gallery>
Image:Robotframe16.png|The computer that checks all the emails...
Image:Exploded_Tandy.PNG|Exploded
Image:Fixedished_Tandy.PNG|Semi-repaired
Image:Garbage_Tandy.PNG|Trashed (and apparently bitter)
Image:Ghost_Tandy.PNG|Ghostly
Image:Really_Old_Tandy.PNG|Flashback
Image:Salvaged_Tandy.PNG|"How do you make this thing go?"
Image:Tandy logo.PNG|Logo
Image:Tandy400explode.PNG|Tandsplosion 2.0
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|Ghostly again, restored to its original glory
</gallery>

== Appearances outside [[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy-era Emails]] ==

*[[TV Time Toons Menu]]
*Email [[ghosts]]
*Email [[personal favorites]]
*Email [[no loafing]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[Main Page 22]]
*Email [[rock opera]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
*Email [[do over]]
*Email [[lady...ing]]
*Email [[pop-up]]
*Email [[candy product]]
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|strongbad_email.exe Disc One introduction]]
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two introduction]]
*Email [[retirement]]
*[[Sbemailiarized!]]

The following Tandy 400 emails are only available on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] and are outside the normal numbering scheme:

*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]

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[[Category:Computers]]
[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

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FalconPuncher — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:13:15 GMT

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