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			<description>&lt;p&gt;FalknerIsFalkner:&amp;#32;/* Homestar's attempts at DELETED */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|50|theme party|website}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Hey, Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' November 11, 2002&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:28&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #1&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear strong bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Can you please write a book about&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
come-back jokes!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Canada&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #2&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Stong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
what are some cool ways to spell&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
different words? example, fat = phat&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
matt&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#003893; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;MATT!!&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #3&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
What is your favorite leg?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jess and Tiff&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Los Angeles, CA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{He stops at &amp;quot;Jess and Tiff.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He walks offscreen and answers the phone}'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen)'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot. Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Oh, another one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #4&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How do you type with gloves on&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
your hands?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Scott&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Surrey BC Canada&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, even ''I'' know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha&amp;amp;mdash;? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? &lt;br /&gt;
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''{He types in &amp;quot;da cheated&amp;quot; and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen comes up. It reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#455fd8; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The system is down. I dunno what &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you did, moron, but you sure &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
screwed everything up good.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled &amp;quot;This is real.&amp;quot; It says &amp;quot;System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.&amp;quot; Strong Bad reads the message}'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just&amp;amp;mdash; Wait a minute! ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!? The paper?! This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, &amp;quot;Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface.&amp;quot; Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a &amp;quot;50&amp;quot; candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*When Strong Bad types the word &amp;quot;book,&amp;quot; you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the &amp;quot;50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]&amp;quot; to see an [[Old-Timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{A title screen reading &amp;quot;Strong Bad and The Electronic Message&amp;quot; appears. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad reading a telegram. A &amp;quot;[[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]]&amp;quot; sign can be seen in the background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dear Sir Strong Bad stop&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me. ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Old-Timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a &amp;quot;carpetbagger.&amp;quot; A [[Wikipedia:carpetbagger|carpetbagger]] is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad says, &amp;quot;I'll leave the key under the at-may,&amp;quot; he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. &amp;quot;At-may&amp;quot; would mean &amp;quot;mat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase &amp;quot;Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!&amp;quot; which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phone ringing sound effect is &amp;quot;ringin.wav&amp;quot;, from the Microsoft system sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#tongue of the fatman|tongue of the fatman]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The date on the telegram is &amp;quot;11th/x4/29..&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about &amp;quot;[[Soolnds|elephant feet]].&amp;quot; Apparently he is planning to sell [[Strong Sad]]'s legs on the black market. It is later mentioned in the email [[modeling]] that poachers have offered several thousand dollars for Strong Sad's feet.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a &amp;quot;TV [that] has words on it,&amp;quot; yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first email in which we see the &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot; screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The telegram received by Old-Timey Strong Bad has an incomplete [[Wikipedia:Boolean_algebra|boolean]] [[Wikipedia:truth table|truth table]] in the upper right corner.&lt;br /&gt;
*You can't click The Paper when it first comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar is talking while reading/answering an email, his lips' movements and the movements in the reflection are not in sync.&lt;br /&gt;
*Right before Strong Bad hangs up the phone, you can see it is [[Disconnected Telephones|not connected to anything]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Telegrams are always typed in upper case. They also never use any punctuation, hence the word STOP at the end of each sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar types in &amp;quot;da cheated,&amp;quot; it is typed in on the left. However, one would expect the entry to be in the right column, as there are already an odd number of attempts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Three different shades of blue were used for the system error screen (each of which were a different shade from the &amp;quot;MATT&amp;quot; screen). The color changes from a bright blue to a duller blue as Strong Bad is sitting back down.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Matt&amp;quot; while typing &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot;, his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
*When you adjust the contrast on the &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen, the text changes color rather than the background.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, &amp;quot;Ready? Go!&amp;quot; This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.&lt;br /&gt;
*When he responds to Email #3 (&amp;quot;What is your favorite leg?&amp;quot;), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrase &amp;quot;The system is down&amp;quot; is from [[techno]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another occurrence of two running gags, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]] and [[DELETED]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. The blue &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:Blue_screen_of_death|Blue screen of death]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's line &amp;quot;Don't nobody go nowheres&amp;quot; is referencing a scene in ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]'' where Marvin Berry says that exact line before his band takes a break from performing at the &amp;quot;Enchantment Under The Sea&amp;quot; dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Diggity&amp;quot;, one of Homestar's attempts at &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot; (see below), appears in Strong Bad's deletion song in [[unused emails]] and [[car]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen appears again in [[virus]] and (as &amp;quot;Flamboyant System Error&amp;quot;) in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The fake Windows system report appears again in [[The System is Down]] and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Stupid word.png|thumb|400px|&amp;quot;What is that stupid word?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*Baleeted&lt;br /&gt;
*Delteated&lt;br /&gt;
*Deltaco&lt;br /&gt;
*freaky D'td             &lt;br /&gt;
*chadeated            &lt;br /&gt;
*deedleated           &lt;br /&gt;
*meathead?            &lt;br /&gt;
*dltd                 &lt;br /&gt;
*duh lee ted             &lt;br /&gt;
*teeteeted                &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bubs|bubs]]                    &lt;br /&gt;
*diddley dee          &lt;br /&gt;
*repeated             &lt;br /&gt;
*733t3d            &lt;br /&gt;
*3-D movie                 &lt;br /&gt;
*del monte            &lt;br /&gt;
*ddddddd&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Cheat|da cheated]]&lt;br /&gt;
*diggity&lt;br /&gt;
*beefeated &lt;br /&gt;
*stupid word&lt;br /&gt;
*believe it&lt;br /&gt;
*received it&lt;br /&gt;
*stratego&lt;br /&gt;
*3TDted&lt;br /&gt;
*seabed&lt;br /&gt;
*whitebread&lt;br /&gt;
*open sesame&lt;br /&gt;
*marie&lt;br /&gt;
*hello&lt;br /&gt;
*de la soul&lt;br /&gt;
*geleted &lt;br /&gt;
*feeted&lt;br /&gt;
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others: &lt;br /&gt;
**'del monte' — Am American [http://www.delmonte.com/ produce company].&lt;br /&gt;
**'beefeated' — 'Beefeaters' is a nickname for the [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]].  There is also a 'Beefeaters' London Dry Gin sold in most liquor stores.&lt;br /&gt;
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'&lt;br /&gt;
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']].  This may be a further reference to the 1937 Popeye cartoon [[Wikipedia:Popeye_the_Sailor_Meets_Ali_Baba's_Forty_Thieves|Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves]].  In it, Popeye fails to remember the magic words 'open sesame', instead trying a series of similar words and phrases to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 debut album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|&amp;quot;3 Feet High and Rising&amp;quot;]]. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list. The phrase appears again in [[death metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]], a variation of language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say &amp;quot;leeted,&amp;quot; it actually says &amp;quot;teeted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a fast food chain that sells American and Mexican food.&lt;br /&gt;
**'3-D movie' — Possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:3D-Movie-Maker|3D Movie Maker]], a program that allows &amp;quot;directors&amp;quot; to animate their own cartoons with characters moving entirely in 3-dimentional environments.&lt;br /&gt;
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==DVD Version==&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Comeback joke book&amp;quot; Easter egg is disabled.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch &amp;quot;50 emails&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;50 emails&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:homester.html|BALEETED]] sound can be downloaded in &amp;quot;System Sounds Pack&amp;quot; at the downloads section.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>50 emails</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/50_emails</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;FalknerIsFalkner:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|50|theme party|website}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Hey, Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' November 11, 2002&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:28&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #1&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear strong bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Can you please write a book about&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
come-back jokes!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Canada&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #2&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Stong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
what are some cool ways to spell&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
different words? example, fat = phat&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
matt&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#003893; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;MATT!!&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #3&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
What is your favorite leg?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jess and Tiff&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Los Angeles, CA&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{He stops at &amp;quot;Jess and Tiff.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He walks offscreen and answers the phone}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen)'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot. Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Oh, another one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Email #4&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How do you type with gloves on&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
your hands?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Scott&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Surrey BC Canada&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, even ''I'' know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha&amp;amp;mdash;? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He types in &amp;quot;da cheated&amp;quot; and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen comes up. It reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#455fd8; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The system is down. I dunno what &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you did, moron, but you sure &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
screwed everything up good.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled &amp;quot;This is real.&amp;quot; It says &amp;quot;System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.&amp;quot; Strong Bad reads the message}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just&amp;amp;mdash; Wait a minute! ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!? The paper?! This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, &amp;quot;Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface.&amp;quot; Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a &amp;quot;50&amp;quot; candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad types the word &amp;quot;book,&amp;quot; you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the end, click on the &amp;quot;50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]&amp;quot; to see an [[Old-Timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{A title screen reading &amp;quot;Strong Bad and The Electronic Message&amp;quot; appears. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad reading a telegram. A &amp;quot;[[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]]&amp;quot; sign can be seen in the background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dear Sir Strong Bad stop&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me. ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Old-Timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a &amp;quot;carpetbagger.&amp;quot; A [[Wikipedia:carpetbagger|carpetbagger]] is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad says, &amp;quot;I'll leave the key under the at-may,&amp;quot; he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. &amp;quot;At-may&amp;quot; would mean &amp;quot;mat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase &amp;quot;Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!&amp;quot; which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phone ringing sound effect is &amp;quot;ringin.wav&amp;quot;, from the Microsoft system sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#tongue of the fatman|tongue of the fatman]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The date on the telegram is &amp;quot;11th/x4/29..&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about &amp;quot;[[Soolnds|elephant feet]].&amp;quot; Apparently he is planning to sell [[Strong Sad]]'s legs on the black market. It is later mentioned in the email [[modeling]] that poachers have offered several thousand dollars for Strong Sad's feet.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a &amp;quot;TV [that] has words on it,&amp;quot; yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first email in which we see the &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot; screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The telegram received by Old-Timey Strong Bad has an incomplete [[Wikipedia:Boolean_algebra|boolean]] [[Wikipedia:truth table|truth table]] in the upper right corner.&lt;br /&gt;
*You can't click The Paper when it first comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar is talking while reading/answering an email, his lips' movements and the movements in the reflection are not in sync.&lt;br /&gt;
*Right before Strong Bad hangs up the phone, you can see it is [[Disconnected Telephones|not connected to anything]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Telegrams are always typed in upper case. They also never use any punctuation, hence the word STOP at the end of each sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar types in &amp;quot;da cheated,&amp;quot; it is typed in on the left. However, one would expect the entry to be in the right column, as there are already an odd number of attempts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Three different shades of blue were used for the system error screen (each of which were a different shade from the &amp;quot;MATT&amp;quot; screen). The color changes from a bright blue to a duller blue as Strong Bad is sitting back down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Matt&amp;quot; while typing &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot;, his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
*When you adjust the contrast on the &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen, the text changes color rather than the background.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, &amp;quot;Ready? Go!&amp;quot; This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.&lt;br /&gt;
*When he responds to Email #3 (&amp;quot;What is your favorite leg?&amp;quot;), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*The phrase &amp;quot;The system is down&amp;quot; is from [[techno]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another occurrence of two running gags, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]] and [[DELETED]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. The blue &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:Blue_screen_of_death|Blue screen of death]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's line &amp;quot;Don't nobody go nowheres&amp;quot; is referencing a scene in ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]'' where Marvin Berry says that exact line before his band takes a break from performing at the &amp;quot;Enchantment Under The Sea&amp;quot; dance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Diggity&amp;quot;, one of Homestar's attempts at &amp;quot;DELETED&amp;quot; (see below), appears in Strong Bad's deletion song in [[unused emails]] and [[car]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Flagrant System Error&amp;quot; screen appears again in [[virus]] and (as &amp;quot;Flamboyant System Error&amp;quot;) in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The fake Windows system report appears again in [[The System is Down]] and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Stupid word.png|thumb|400px|&amp;quot;What is that stupid word?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*Baleeted&lt;br /&gt;
*Delteated&lt;br /&gt;
*Deltaco&lt;br /&gt;
*freaky D'td             &lt;br /&gt;
*chadeated            &lt;br /&gt;
*deedleated           &lt;br /&gt;
*meathead?            &lt;br /&gt;
*dltd                 &lt;br /&gt;
*duh lee ted             &lt;br /&gt;
*teeteeted                &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bubs|bubs]]                    &lt;br /&gt;
*diddley dee          &lt;br /&gt;
*repeated             &lt;br /&gt;
*733t3d            &lt;br /&gt;
*3-D movie                 &lt;br /&gt;
*del monte            &lt;br /&gt;
*ddddddd&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Cheat|da cheated]]&lt;br /&gt;
*diggity&lt;br /&gt;
*beefeated &lt;br /&gt;
*stupid word&lt;br /&gt;
*believe it&lt;br /&gt;
*received it&lt;br /&gt;
*stratego&lt;br /&gt;
*3TDted&lt;br /&gt;
*seabed&lt;br /&gt;
*whitebread&lt;br /&gt;
*open sesame&lt;br /&gt;
*marie&lt;br /&gt;
*hello&lt;br /&gt;
*de la soul&lt;br /&gt;
*geleted &lt;br /&gt;
*feeted&lt;br /&gt;
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others: &lt;br /&gt;
**'del monte' — Am American [http://www.delmonte.com/ produce company].&lt;br /&gt;
**'beefeated' — 'Beefeaters' is a nickname for the [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]].  There is also a 'Beefeaters' London Dry Gin sold in most liquor stores.&lt;br /&gt;
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'&lt;br /&gt;
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']].  This may be a further reference to the 1937 Popeye cartoon [[Wikipedia:Popeye_the_Sailor_Meets_Ali_Baba's_Forty_Thieves|Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves]].  In it, Popeye fails to remember the magic words 'open sesame', instead trying a series of similar words and phrases to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 debut album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|&amp;quot;3 Feet High and Rising&amp;quot;]]. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list. The phrase appears again in [[death metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]], a variation of language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say &amp;quot;leeted,&amp;quot; it actually says &amp;quot;teeted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a fast food chain that sells American and Mexican food.&lt;br /&gt;
**'3-d movie' — Possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:3D-Movie-Maker|3D Movie Maker]], a program that allows &amp;quot;directors&amp;quot; to animate their own cartoons with characters moving entirely in 3-dimentional environments.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DVD Version==&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Comeback joke book&amp;quot; Easter egg is disabled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch &amp;quot;50 emails&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;50 emails&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:homester.html|BALEETED]] sound can be downloaded in &amp;quot;System Sounds Pack&amp;quot; at the downloads section.&lt;br /&gt;
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