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Hairstyle Runner

Gamertag — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:43:54 GMT

Gamertag: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:Hairstyle runner.png|thumb|right|220px|Hairstyle Dude]]
'''Hairstyle Runner''' is a simple game where you can put your own hairstyle on {{Film|Homestar Runner}}'s picture by dragging the pieces of "iron filings" with your cursor acting as a magnet. The game is made in [[Prance]].

'''Page Title:''' Hairstyle Runner!

== Easter Eggs ==
The alt attributes for the images contain the names given to them by [[The Brothers Chaps]].

=== List of Gallery Names ===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|-
| professional wrestler
| evil dungeon master
| guy from prodigy
| marcy from peanuts w/soul patch
| dogstar runner
| big bolts in my head
| our dad is weird
| lowenbrau
|-
| flash gordon badguy w/cornrows
| blair witch head
| jada pinkett smith (unshaven)
| oh, hello pistachio
| hands in mittens
| homestar klesko
| the guy in the crocodile dundee ceiling
| friar tuck
|-
| shogun for the PC jr. CGA color
| donna's dad from that 70's show
| genghis kahn or torture guy from lethal weapon 2
| shoney's big boy gone all wrong
| vacuum hose beard
| homestar the terrible
| i am cool, hope you're awesome
| your uncle
|-
| the culligan man
| daniel boone come on and come on
| li mu bai
| bi mu lai
| ching chong pong
| [[Litigation Jackson|litigation jackson]]
| homestar vailant
| doing SPROING!
|-
| L5P
| i'm terribly vexed
| police chief ordonez
| leftover poop
| the summer solstice?
| smartass
| a bozo no-no
| what disease?
|-
| trust the gorton's fisherman
| candy raver
| rollins band's 2nd to last album
| father dowling is scowling
| homestar kotter for real
| david putty is the tick
| punk rock changed our lives
| flavor box
|-
| international space station head
| 1-800-call-kobak
| 2 bows! and faucet handle face!
| spock can talk to whales
| that part in gladiator
| professor dardarium
| eyeball sandwich
| donna's mom from that 70's show
|-
| donna's goldfish from that 70's show
| the stihl lumberjack games
| FUJIYAMA!!
| pull cord, close face
| sterray number 1 in town for oasis
| dinsey wad
| pestilence
| gribby's big score
|-
| old timey bicycle
| oh, halo
| your P.E. teacher
| hmm, yes, I say...quite.
| I listened to L7, then I stopped
| mom's choose GIF
| THE CRISPO!!!
| rennur ratsemoh
|-
| mother frig
| rough n' stuff
| that guy from office space
| ladies and gentlemen, cactus cheek
| I admit it! I've made mistake?!
| this is logot! this is always great!
| combover city
| i dangled, he jangled
|-
| myah, myah see?
| roswell new mexico head
| cinnabon imperial
| i'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!
| feelin fuzzy
| Ford F150
| padawan dork
| rowspan=2 | (mohowak that spans two rows) blank
|-
| seriously...
| mortimer
| blank
| blank
| blank
| blank
| bad motivator finger
|}

== Fun Facts ==

* This game is based on the classic game [[Wikipedia:Wooly Willy|Wooly Willy]].
* "L5P" refers to Little Five Points, a neighborhood in Atlanta known for the tattoo-and-piercing crowd.
* Homestar has the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] Design, but his eyes have the current design.
* "Mortimer" was the original name for [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], as well as [[Wikipedia:Mortimer Mouse|another character]] of the Mickey Mouse universe.
* There are 45 iron filling spots to move.
* Some of the gallery examples can not actually be made, due to the dimensions of the space in which the iron filings can be moved.
*A Hairstyle Runner design is featured in the email [[homestar hair]], which was promptly [[DELETED|deleted]] by [[Strong Bad]].
* "Punk rock changed our lives" in a famous line from [[Wikipedia:Minutemen (band)|Minutemen]]'s "History Lesson - Part II". [[TBC]] have many other [[Wikipedia:SST Records|SST Records]] references on the site, including Strong Mad's [[Wikipedia:Black Flag|Black Flag]] tattoo in an [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] outtake and Homestar's "Corporate Rock Still Sucks" shirt while as dressed as [[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*This is another instance of [[Smoking|smoking]]
*This features [[Swears|swearing]] in it.

== External Links ==

* Play the [[HR:hairgame.html|Game]]
* Play the [[HR:hairgame.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
* View the [[HR:gallery3.html|Gallery]]
[[Category: Games]]

Hairstyle Runner

Gamertag — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:43:24 GMT

Gamertag: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:Hairstyle runner.png|thumb|right|220px|Hairstyle Dude]]
'''Hairstyle Runner''' is a simple game where you can put your own hairstyle on {{Film|Homestar Runner}}'s picture by dragging the pieces of "iron filings" with your cursor acting as a magnet. The game is made in [[Prance]].

'''Page Title:''' Hairstyle Runner!

== Easter Eggs ==
The alt attributes for the images contain the names given to them by [[The Brothers Chaps]].

=== List of Gallery Names ===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|-
| professional wrestler
| evil dungeon master
| guy from prodigy
| marcy from peanuts w/soul patch
| dogstar runner
| big bolts in my head
| our dad is weird
| lowenbrau
|-
| flash gordon badguy w/cornrows
| blair witch head
| jada pinkett smith (unshaven)
| oh, hello pistachio
| hands in mittens
| homestar klesko
| the guy in the crocodile dundee ceiling
| friar tuck
|-
| shogun for the PC jr. CGA color
| donna's dad from that 70's show
| genghis kahn or torture guy from lethal weapon 2
| shoney's big boy gone all wrong
| vacuum hose beard
| homestar the terrible
| i am cool, hope you're awesome
| your uncle
|-
| the culligan man
| daniel boone come on and come on
| li mu bai
| bi mu lai
| ching chong pong
| [[Litigation Jackson|litigation jackson]]
| homestar vailant
| doing SPROING!
|-
| L5P
| i'm terribly vexed
| police chief ordonez
| leftover poop
| the summer solstice?
| smartass
| a bozo no-no
| what disease?
|-
| trust the gorton's fisherman
| candy raver
| rollins band's 2nd to last album
| father dowling is scowling
| homestar kotter for real
| david putty is the tick
| punk rock changed our lives
| flavor box
|-
| international space station head
| 1-800-call-kobak
| 2 bows! and faucet handle face!
| spock can talk to whales
| that part in gladiator
| professor dardarium
| eyeball sandwich
| donna's mom from that 70's show
|-
| donna's goldfish from that 70's show
| the stihl lumberjack games
| FUJIYAMA!!
| pull cord, close face
| sterray number 1 in town for oasis
| dinsey wad
| pestilence
| gribby's big score
|-
| old timey bicycle
| oh, halo
| your P.E. teacher
| hmm, yes, I say...quite.
| I listened to L7, then I stopped
| mom's choose GIF
| THE CRISPO!!!
| rennur ratsemoh
|-
| mother frig
| rough n' stuff
| that guy from office space
| ladies and gentlemen, cactus cheek
| I admit it! I've made mistake?!
| this is logot! this is always great!
| combover city
| i dangled, he jangled
|-
| myah, myah see?
| roswell new mexico head
| cinnabon imperial
| i'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!
| feelin fuzzy
| Ford F150
| padawan dork
| rowspan=2 | (mohowak that spans two rows) blank
|-
| seriously...
| mortimer
| blank
| blank
| blank
| blank
| bad motivator finger
|}

== Fun Facts ==

* This game is based on the classic game [[Wikipedia:Wooly Willy]].
* "L5P" refers to Little Five Points, a neighborhood in Atlanta known for the tattoo-and-piercing crowd.
* Homestar has the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] Design, but his eyes have the current design.
* "Mortimer" was the original name for [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], as well as [[Wikipedia:Mortimer Mouse|another character]] of the Mickey Mouse universe.
* There are 45 iron filling spots to move.
* Some of the gallery examples can not actually be made, due to the dimensions of the space in which the iron filings can be moved.
*A Hairstyle Runner design is featured in the email [[homestar hair]], which was promptly [[DELETED|deleted]] by [[Strong Bad]].
* "Punk rock changed our lives" in a famous line from [[Wikipedia:Minutemen (band)|Minutemen]]'s "History Lesson - Part II". [[TBC]] have many other [[Wikipedia:SST Records|SST Records]] references on the site, including Strong Mad's [[Wikipedia:Black Flag|Black Flag]] tattoo in an [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] outtake and Homestar's "Corporate Rock Still Sucks" shirt while as dressed as [[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*This is another instance of [[Smoking|smoking]]
*This features [[Swears|swearing]] in it.

== External Links ==

* Play the [[HR:hairgame.html|Game]]
* Play the [[HR:hairgame.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
* View the [[HR:gallery3.html|Gallery]]
[[Category: Games]]

Hairstyle Runner

Gamertag — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:43:03 GMT

Gamertag: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:Hairstyle runner.png|thumb|right|220px|Hairstyle Dude]]
'''Hairstyle Runner''' is a simple game where you can put your own hairstyle on {{Film|Homestar Runner}}'s picture by dragging the pieces of "iron filings" with your cursor acting as a magnet. The game is made in [[Prance]].

'''Page Title:''' Hairstyle Runner!

== Easter Eggs ==
The alt attributes for the images contain the names given to them by [[The Brothers Chaps]].

=== List of Gallery Names ===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|-
| professional wrestler
| evil dungeon master
| guy from prodigy
| marcy from peanuts w/soul patch
| dogstar runner
| big bolts in my head
| our dad is weird
| lowenbrau
|-
| flash gordon badguy w/cornrows
| blair witch head
| jada pinkett smith (unshaven)
| oh, hello pistachio
| hands in mittens
| homestar klesko
| the guy in the crocodile dundee ceiling
| friar tuck
|-
| shogun for the PC jr. CGA color
| donna's dad from that 70's show
| genghis kahn or torture guy from lethal weapon 2
| shoney's big boy gone all wrong
| vacuum hose beard
| homestar the terrible
| i am cool, hope you're awesome
| your uncle
|-
| the culligan man
| daniel boone come on and come on
| li mu bai
| bi mu lai
| ching chong pong
| [[Litigation Jackson|litigation jackson]]
| homestar vailant
| doing SPROING!
|-
| L5P
| i'm terribly vexed
| police chief ordonez
| leftover poop
| the summer solstice?
| smartass
| a bozo no-no
| what disease?
|-
| trust the gorton's fisherman
| candy raver
| rollins band's 2nd to last album
| father dowling is scowling
| homestar kotter for real
| david putty is the tick
| punk rock changed our lives
| flavor box
|-
| international space station head
| 1-800-call-kobak
| 2 bows! and faucet handle face!
| spock can talk to whales
| that part in gladiator
| professor dardarium
| eyeball sandwich
| donna's mom from that 70's show
|-
| donna's goldfish from that 70's show
| the stihl lumberjack games
| FUJIYAMA!!
| pull cord, close face
| sterray number 1 in town for oasis
| dinsey wad
| pestilence
| gribby's big score
|-
| old timey bicycle
| oh, halo
| your P.E. teacher
| hmm, yes, I say...quite.
| I listened to L7, then I stopped
| mom's choose GIF
| THE CRISPO!!!
| rennur ratsemoh
|-
| mother frig
| rough n' stuff
| that guy from office space
| ladies and gentlemen, cactus cheek
| I admit it! I've made mistake?!
| this is logot! this is always great!
| combover city
| i dangled, he jangled
|-
| myah, myah see?
| roswell new mexico head
| cinnabon imperial
| i'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!
| feelin fuzzy
| Ford F150
| padawan dork
| rowspan=2 | (mohowak that spans two rows) blank
|-
| seriously...
| mortimer
| blank
| blank
| blank
| blank
| bad motivator finger
|}

== Fun Facts ==

* This game is based on the classic game [[Wooly Willy]].
* "L5P" refers to Little Five Points, a neighborhood in Atlanta known for the tattoo-and-piercing crowd.
* Homestar has the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] Design, but his eyes have the current design.
* "Mortimer" was the original name for [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], as well as [[Wikipedia:Mortimer Mouse|another character]] of the Mickey Mouse universe.
* There are 45 iron filling spots to move.
* Some of the gallery examples can not actually be made, due to the dimensions of the space in which the iron filings can be moved.
*A Hairstyle Runner design is featured in the email [[homestar hair]], which was promptly [[DELETED|deleted]] by [[Strong Bad]].
* "Punk rock changed our lives" in a famous line from [[Wikipedia:Minutemen (band)|Minutemen]]'s "History Lesson - Part II". [[TBC]] have many other [[Wikipedia:SST Records|SST Records]] references on the site, including Strong Mad's [[Wikipedia:Black Flag|Black Flag]] tattoo in an [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] outtake and Homestar's "Corporate Rock Still Sucks" shirt while as dressed as [[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*This is another instance of [[Smoking|smoking]]
*This features [[Swears|swearing]] in it.

== External Links ==

* Play the [[HR:hairgame.html|Game]]
* Play the [[HR:hairgame.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
* View the [[HR:gallery3.html|Gallery]]
[[Category: Games]]

General Tso's Chicken

Gamertag — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:41:17 GMT

Gamertag:

[[Image:Tao_Chicken.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"It's the ghost of General Tso!"]]
[[Image:ryans.png|thumb|"It's time for tasteball!"]]
'''General Tso's Chicken''' ( Which [[Strong Bad]] pronounced as General Tao) was first seen in the email [[ghosts]], when Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] searched for ghosts in [[Strong Badia]] and found a rotten carton of Chinese food discarded by The Cheat. They thought it was haunted, but it turned out it was just grody and rotten. Later, it appeared as an obstacle to avoid in the [[Awexome Cross]] game. It then turned up as one of the [[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]], played by [[Homsar]].

General Tso's Chicken is [[Wikipedia:General Tso's chicken|a real-world chicken dish]] that is staggeringly popular in today's American Chinese restaurants.

General Tso's Chicken is one of [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits]] along with snake seen on the national flag, the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife]], and the [[Bear-Shark]], a combination of two.
==Appearances==
* '''Debut:''' [[Original Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*[[Second Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*Email [[ghosts]]
*[[Awexome Cross]]
*Email [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[theme park]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Mascots]][[Category:Strong Badia]]

General Tso's Chicken

Gamertag — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:40:09 GMT

Gamertag:

[[Image:Tao_Chicken.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"It's the ghost of General Tso!"]]
[[Image:ryans.png|thumb|"It's time for tasteball!"]]
'''General Tso's Chicken''' (pronounced General Tao) was first seen in the email [[ghosts]], when [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] searched for ghosts in [[Strong Badia]] and found a rotten carton of Chinese food discarded by The Cheat. They thought it was haunted, but it turned out it was just grody and rotten. Later, it appeared as an obstacle to avoid in the [[Awexome Cross]] game. It then turned up as one of the [[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]], played by [[Homsar]].

General Tso's Chicken is [[Wikipedia:General Tso's chicken|a real-world chicken dish]] that is staggeringly popular in today's American Chinese restaurants.

General Tso's Chicken is one of [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits]] along with snake seen on the national flag, the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife]], and the [[Bear-Shark]], a combination of two.
==Appearances==
* '''Debut:''' [[Original Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*[[Second Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*Email [[ghosts]]
*[[Awexome Cross]]
*Email [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[theme park]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Mascots]][[Category:Strong Badia]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 5

Gamertag — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:55:45 GMT

Gamertag: /* Remarks */

{{prevnext|Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6}}

Cheerleader, So And So, and The Ugly One go on Spring Break (they "forgot" to call What's Her Face) and try to hang out with some college boys (or "Olda Boys," as Cheerleader says).

[[Image:tgs5.PNG|200px|thumb|They miss video games]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|Fat Bird]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|George Washington]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|Abraham Lincoln]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], {{Film|Thomas}}

'''Date:''' March 1, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:57

'''Page Title:''' Spring Type Break!

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader! ''{two piece!}'' So and So! ''{one piece!}'' What's Her Face! ''{same clothes!}'' The Ugly One! ''{three piece?!!}''

''{Open scene to What's Her Face standing by her mailbox. "W HERFACE" is printed on the side of the mailbox.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I got a postcard.

''{Cut to the postcard as What's Her Face reads.}''

<pre>dear the one with
baggy pants,
WE'RE ON SPRiNG BREAK!!
We tried to call you but we
forgot. We are having WAY
too much fun and we'll try
to remember to bring you a
shell or some sand.
signed,
the other girls</pre>

''{What's Her Face stops reading before "signed". Cut back to What's Her Face and the mailbox. She flips the card over.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' This side has birds on it.

''{The mailbox chomps the card. What's Her Face's jaw drops.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD''': CHOMP!

''{Cut to a fat bird perched on a sign saying "meanwhile, ON VACATiON". Then cut to the beach, with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One in their bathing suits.}''

'''ALL THREE:''' ''{shrieking}'' WE'RE ON VACATION!

'''SO AND SO:''' It's like the fun never ends!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.

''{Cut to a scene of two Olda Boys lying on towels. A nearby cooler reads "College Drinks".}''

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' I miss video games.

'''OLDA BOY 2:''' I miss my mom.

''{Cut back to the girls. Cheerleader is already off-screen, So and So is on her way.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I bet they play sports!

''{So and So exits to the left.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Ooh... I'm too '''NERVOUS'''! ''

''{The Ugly One sticks her head in the sand. The fat bird perches on her.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PERCH!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts.

''{Cut back to the Olda Boys. Cheerleader and So and So have arrived. The cooler full of "college drinks" has been moved or has disappeared.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' We're in college!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{Overlapping}'' We're in 8th grade!

''{Cheerleader turns and frowns at So and So.}''

'''OLDA BOYS:''' HA HA HA HA!

''{Cheerleader punts So and So off-screen.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT!

'''SO AND SO:''' Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{turns back to the Olda Boys}'' Oh, that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' You look the same age.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{jumps, grows fangs, raises arms and shouts at the Olda Boys}'' I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!

''{Cut to Arrow'd Guy wearing a captain's outfit, piloting the S.S. INEVITABLE. The boat breaks Cheerleader in half.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SAILING MISHAP!!

''{Cut back to the Olda Boys. The cooler of "college drinks" can be seen again.}''

'''OLDA BOY 2:''' I'm gonna miss her.

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' I'm gonna miss video games.

''{Cut to The Ugly One, whose head is still perched in the sand.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.

''{George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Henry Rollins enter from the left. They point at The Ugly One.}''

'''GEORGE WASHINGTON:''' Look, look at that girl.

''{So and So enters from the right.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' She's my friend, but not my best. ''{Pause.}'' Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?

'''GEORGE WASHINGTON:''' Woot!

'''ABE LINCOLN:''' Woot!

'''HENRY ROLLINS:''' Woot.

''{Cut to a title card that reads "IT'S ALMOST OVER". The music cuts out for a second.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S ALMOST OVER!

''{The music starts back up as the scene cuts to a skateboarding half-pipe. What's Her Face is watching Thomas skateboard.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Do an Indy Nosebone.

''{So and So and the presidents parasail by. Thomas is shocked and forgets to do an Indy Nosebone.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Soooooooo goooooooooood...!!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{jaw drops}'' I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.

''{Thomas rolls back down the ramp and performs a 360.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!

''{After a pause, the LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS is amended to say LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS'D.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ...'d!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Sweet moves, Thomas!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' NOW IT'S OVER!

== Easter Eggs ==
At the end, click the "O" in "Now" for a conversation between the "olda boys" speaking in sync with the music.

:''(Set to the Teen Girl Squad theme song)''
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I-I-I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I-I-I miss my mom."

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*The stamp on the postcard has an outline of Abe Lincoln.

===Remarks===
*What's Her Face's mailbox reads "W. Herface," suggesting that Her Face is her surname.
*Cheerleader and So and So are presumably thirteen or fourteen, as evidenced by So And So's screwup.
*It is impossible to do a late [[Wikipedia:shove-it|360 shove-it]] to boneless. A [http://www.skateboard-city.com/boneless.php boneless] is a variation of an [[wikipedia:ollie|ollie]], and therefore would have to come first.
**Technically, if you performed the 360 shove-it first, landed and then did a boneless jump it would be possible, but Thomas appears to do this all at once, making it impossible.
*This Teen Girl Squad issue subtly implements the "[[The Birds|birds]] getting killed" tradition by the mailbox eating the postcard with birds on it.
*George Washington is shown carrying a hatchet. This is a reference to the apocryphal [[wikipedia:George_Washington#Personal_information|story]] in which he cuts down a cherry tree as a boy.
* This is another email in which What's Her Face is not part of the other girls' activitys, as shown in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]].

===Goofs===
*Cigarette is misspelled "cigarrette."
*On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."

===Inside References===
*Cheerleader "PUNTS" So and So. What's Her Face also gets punted by a [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Dinosaur|dinosaur]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*According to the postcard, What's Her Face's address is 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]] 80808, indicating that she lives near [[Thorax Corporation]] headquarters.
*Washington, Lincoln, and Rollins say "[[Internet Slang|woot]]" in sequence, but use the same word bubble. So-and-so, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One do the same thing in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] with "word" and "a'ight."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:tgs5.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 5"]]
*[[HR:tgs5.swf|View the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 5"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 5

Gamertag — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:55:00 GMT

Gamertag: /* Remarks */

{{prevnext|Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6}}

Cheerleader, So And So, and The Ugly One go on Spring Break (they "forgot" to call What's Her Face) and try to hang out with some college boys (or "Olda Boys," as Cheerleader says).

[[Image:tgs5.PNG|200px|thumb|They miss video games]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|Fat Bird]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|George Washington]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|Abraham Lincoln]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln & Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], {{Film|Thomas}}

'''Date:''' March 1, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:57

'''Page Title:''' Spring Type Break!

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader! ''{two piece!}'' So and So! ''{one piece!}'' What's Her Face! ''{same clothes!}'' The Ugly One! ''{three piece?!!}''

''{Open scene to What's Her Face standing by her mailbox. "W HERFACE" is printed on the side of the mailbox.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I got a postcard.

''{Cut to the postcard as What's Her Face reads.}''

<pre>dear the one with
baggy pants,
WE'RE ON SPRiNG BREAK!!
We tried to call you but we
forgot. We are having WAY
too much fun and we'll try
to remember to bring you a
shell or some sand.
signed,
the other girls</pre>

''{What's Her Face stops reading before "signed". Cut back to What's Her Face and the mailbox. She flips the card over.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' This side has birds on it.

''{The mailbox chomps the card. What's Her Face's jaw drops.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD''': CHOMP!

''{Cut to a fat bird perched on a sign saying "meanwhile, ON VACATiON". Then cut to the beach, with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One in their bathing suits.}''

'''ALL THREE:''' ''{shrieking}'' WE'RE ON VACATION!

'''SO AND SO:''' It's like the fun never ends!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.

''{Cut to a scene of two Olda Boys lying on towels. A nearby cooler reads "College Drinks".}''

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' I miss video games.

'''OLDA BOY 2:''' I miss my mom.

''{Cut back to the girls. Cheerleader is already off-screen, So and So is on her way.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I bet they play sports!

''{So and So exits to the left.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Ooh... I'm too '''NERVOUS'''! ''

''{The Ugly One sticks her head in the sand. The fat bird perches on her.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PERCH!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts.

''{Cut back to the Olda Boys. Cheerleader and So and So have arrived. The cooler full of "college drinks" has been moved or has disappeared.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' We're in college!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{Overlapping}'' We're in 8th grade!

''{Cheerleader turns and frowns at So and So.}''

'''OLDA BOYS:''' HA HA HA HA!

''{Cheerleader punts So and So off-screen.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT!

'''SO AND SO:''' Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{turns back to the Olda Boys}'' Oh, that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' You look the same age.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{jumps, grows fangs, raises arms and shouts at the Olda Boys}'' I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!

''{Cut to Arrow'd Guy wearing a captain's outfit, piloting the S.S. INEVITABLE. The boat breaks Cheerleader in half.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SAILING MISHAP!!

''{Cut back to the Olda Boys. The cooler of "college drinks" can be seen again.}''

'''OLDA BOY 2:''' I'm gonna miss her.

'''OLDA BOY 1:''' I'm gonna miss video games.

''{Cut to The Ugly One, whose head is still perched in the sand.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.

''{George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Henry Rollins enter from the left. They point at The Ugly One.}''

'''GEORGE WASHINGTON:''' Look, look at that girl.

''{So and So enters from the right.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' She's my friend, but not my best. ''{Pause.}'' Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?

'''GEORGE WASHINGTON:''' Woot!

'''ABE LINCOLN:''' Woot!

'''HENRY ROLLINS:''' Woot.

''{Cut to a title card that reads "IT'S ALMOST OVER". The music cuts out for a second.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S ALMOST OVER!

''{The music starts back up as the scene cuts to a skateboarding half-pipe. What's Her Face is watching Thomas skateboard.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Do an Indy Nosebone.

''{So and So and the presidents parasail by. Thomas is shocked and forgets to do an Indy Nosebone.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Soooooooo goooooooooood...!!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{jaw drops}'' I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.

''{Thomas rolls back down the ramp and performs a 360.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!

''{After a pause, the LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS is amended to say LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS'D.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ...'d!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Sweet moves, Thomas!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' NOW IT'S OVER!

== Easter Eggs ==
At the end, click the "O" in "Now" for a conversation between the "olda boys" speaking in sync with the music.

:''(Set to the Teen Girl Squad theme song)''
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I-I-I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I miss my mom."
:'''OLDA BOY #1:''' "I miss video games."
:'''OLDA BOY #2:''' "I-I-I miss my mom."

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*The stamp on the postcard has an outline of Abe Lincoln.

===Remarks===
*What's Her Face's mailbox reads "W. Herface," suggesting that Her Face is her surname.
*Cheerleader and So and So are presumably thirteen or fourteen, as evidenced by So And So's screwup.
*It is impossible to do a late [[Wikipedia:shove-it|360 shove-it]] to boneless. A [http://www.skateboard-city.com/boneless.php boneless] is a variation of an [[wikipedia:ollie|ollie]], and therefore would have to come first.
**Technically, if you performed the 360 shove-it first, landed and then did a boneless jump it would be possible, but Thomas appears to do this all at once, making it impossible.
*This Teen Girl Squad issue subtly implements the "[[The Birds|birds]] getting killed" tradition by the mailbox eating the postcard with birds on it.
*George Washington is shown carrying a hatchet. This is a reference to the apocryphal [[wikipedia:George_Washington#Personal_information|story]] in which he cuts down a cherry tree as a boy.
* This is another email in which What's Her Face is not part of the other girls' activitys, as shown in [[Teen Girl Squad issue 3]] and [[Teen Girl Squad issue 6]].

===Goofs===
*Cigarette is misspelled "cigarrette."
*On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."

===Inside References===
*Cheerleader "PUNTS" So and So. What's Her Face also gets punted by a [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Dinosaur|dinosaur]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*According to the postcard, What's Her Face's address is 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]] 80808, indicating that she lives near [[Thorax Corporation]] headquarters.
*Washington, Lincoln, and Rollins say "[[Internet Slang|woot]]" in sequence, but use the same word bubble. So-and-so, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One do the same thing in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] with "word" and "a'ight."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:tgs5.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 5"]]
*[[HR:tgs5.swf|View the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 5"]]

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Parents

Gamertag — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:41:58 GMT

Gamertag: /* Appearances */

[[Image:pomfamily.png|thumb|Meet the Parents]]
Although most of the [[Characters|characters]]' '''parents''' are [[Unseen Characters|never seen]], they are sometimes mentioned.

==Appearances==
*[[Isle of Pom]] - We see [[Pom Pom]]'s [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|parents]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] - [[Strong Bad]] admits that his mom helped him with his [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costume]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] - One of the lyrics to the song is "[[Homestar Runner]], mom and dad".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - [[Cheerleader]] has "cool parents!"
*Email [[army]] - Homestar Runner tells [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] that her son, [[Frank Bennedetto|Frank]], [[Death|died]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia|battle]].
*Email [[pom pom]] - Strong Bad writes a letter to Pom Pom's parents, addressing them as "General and Fraulein Pom Pom".
*[[Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005]] - Joe from Pomona, California asks Strong Bad why we never get to see his parents. The question angers Strong Bad. Strong Bad later warns the host Kevin to never touch his mom.
*Email [[Family Resemblence]] - Strong Bad tries to envision Pom Pom's family "resembling" him.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] [[So and So]]'s Stepmom tells the girls to "Shut your yaps!". Afterwards, you see [[The Ugly One]] get ranch dressing poured on her by the stepmom
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Parents

Gamertag — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:39:43 GMT

Gamertag: /* Appearances */

[[Image:pomfamily.png|thumb|Meet the Parents]]
Although most of the [[Characters|characters]]' '''parents''' are [[Unseen Characters|never seen]], they are sometimes mentioned.

==Appearances==
*[[Isle of Pom]] - We see [[Pom Pom]]'s [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|parents]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] - [[Strong Bad]] admits that his mom helped him with his [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costume]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] - One of the lyrics to the song is "[[Homestar Runner]], mom and dad".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - [[Cheerleader]] has "cool parents!"
*Email [[army]] - Homestar Runner tells [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] that her son, [[Frank Bennedetto|Frank]], [[Death|died]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia|battle]].
*Email [[pom pom]] - Strong Bad writes a letter to Pom Pom's parents, addressing them as "General and Fraulein Pom Pom".
*[[Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005]] - Joe from Pomona, California asks Strong Bad why we never get to see his parents. The question angers Strong Bad. Strong Bad later warns the host Kevin to never touch his mom.
*Email [[Family Resemblence]] - Strong Bad tries to envision Pom Pom's family "resembling" him.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] So and So's Stepmom tells the girls to "Shut your yaps!"
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[[Category: Inside Jokes]]

portrait

Gamertag — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:33:20 GMT

Gamertag: /* Real-World References */

[[Image:Sbemail139.png|thumb|Done by a Deutsch Master]]

'''Strong Bad Email #139'''

Strong Bad tries to make a portrait of himself.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]] (Easter Egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]

'''Date:''' December 4, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:37
==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! ''{presses enter}'' ''{singing}'' Doo doo doo Dear, Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering—''{stops singing}'' I can't keep this up.

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: portrait</div>
Dear Strong Bad- 
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody 
paint a portrait of  your greatness. 
guess what, it's- 
Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) 
Texas
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Guess what? Nobody calls you Coolio da Fabio (aka quit making up nicknames for yourself.) I'm just gonna call you Dealin' Burgers, which I assume doubles as an accurate job description.

''{Clears screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Moving onwardly, I suppose my greatness is worthy of portraiture. Perhaps one done by a Deutsch Master.

''{Cut to a portrait of Strong Bad holding a toy with a duck's head on the end.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The kind that are always getting stolen or vandalized by art bandits.

''{The Cheat appears from the top and paints a robotank with spraypaint and a stencil, along with the words "RAD, RAD ROBOTANK".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' Thanks little buddy; now it's worth something.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes noises like Strong Bad is welcome}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' Or what about one of those black and white ink portraits you see in all the rich-guy newspapers.

''{Cut to a rich-guy newspaper. An image of Strong Bad holding a cell phone is on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well apparently they're not rich enough to afford any color. Or even solid lines... Just a bunch of dots and dashes. I look like Morse Code. ''{imitates speaking as though in Morse Code}'' Dah dah dah dee dee dee... I-I a-am h-hold-i-ing a-a r-re-eal-ly o-old c-cell ph-phone.

''{Cut back to the Lappy. The screen has cleared.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oops. No. Hey, I got it! A painting of such greatness demands only the finest materials. And what could be finer than black velvet in a cheap imitation wood frame? It would be showcased—

''{Cut to the velvet painting. It shows Strong Bad holding a skunk. A lamp with a moose on it can be seen to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —in only the fanciest double-wide trailers. Oh, and look! I finally caught that skunk. I been chasing after that little scamp for—Whoa!—

''{The shot suddenly shifts to the right to reveal a poster of a unicorn. Another moose lamp is seen on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Is that a blacklight poster of a unicorn riding a snowmobile?! Now ''that'' is some esteemed company.

''{A [[Cold One|Cold One Ice]] flies at the lamp and shatters it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for breaking my moose lamp.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, I don't know anybody with a useless Master of Fine Arts degree, so I might have to settle for something a bit more, how you say, made by Strong Mad or The Cheat.

''{Cut to The Cheat, who is noisily gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Very... uh, slobbery, The Cheat. This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said "sculpture."

''{Music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're really just... goin' to town there, aren't ya?

''{Strong Bad stares at The Cheat working for a moment.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ''{motioning with his glove}'' leave you two alone.

''{Strong Bad backs away. Cut to Strong Mad's room. Strong Mad is sprinkling glitter over a macaroni picture. Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nice work, Chef Boyardee.

''{Cut to a close-up of the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Like I couldn't have gone down to the kindergarten and hired a five-year-old to make me one of those.

''{Cut back to the wide shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!!

''{Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, thanks to my no-talent minions, it looks like a self-portrait is the only way to go. And I will render it in nothing less than the classic style of the Trüe Mästers.

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad, who has somehow fit his head into a wooden cutout of a muscular man holding a sword with a keyboard on it. The man has "SB" written on his stomach and is holding a falcon. His one visible leg wears a boot that looks vaguely similar to a [['Lectric Boots|'Lectric Boot]]. There are also two cans of paint nearby, labeled "Some Paint" and "Some More Paint". There is also a cutout of a mermaid at his feet with an empty space for a head. He paints it with a small brush.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, at last: A self-portrait that accurately depicts who I am, where I'm from, and my passing interest in falconry.

''{He tries to get out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, oh. ''{keeps trying}'' How do I get outta this thing?

''{Cut to the reverse angle. He can be seen hanging by his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How did I get ''into'' this thing? ''{kicks his legs together a few times}''

''{Cut back to the front view. He holds up the duck-head toy from the first portrait.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{making the bird talk}'' Quack, quack.

''{Cut to a close-up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, Lord Quackingstick, how nice to see you. You don't happen to have a hacksaw in your pocket, do you? ''{making the bird talk}'' Quack, quack.

''{Cut back to the wide shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, too bad. ''{looking down at the mermaid}'' Well, what about you, Princess Shellbra?

''{He moves the bird-on-a-stick into the face hole for the mermaid.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{making the bird talk in a high, sultry voice}'' Quack, quack. ''{speaking normally}'' But of course. I love to serenade you anytime with my ''{looks down to his right}'' mystical key-sword-tar. I mean it's not like I'm goin' anywhere... anytime soon.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click the white card by the portrait by the Deutsch Master to see an "Adventures of [[Strong Badman]]" comic book.
*Click the key-sword-tar at the end to see a printable version of the robotank stencil the Cheat used to vandalize the painting.
*Click Lord Quackingstick at the end to see Strong Bad show off his key-sword-tar to Homestar.
:''{Cut to The Field with Homestar and Strong Bad holding the key-sword-tar, his head still in the hole, although it has been broken off from the rest of the portrait.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So that's when I realized I don't even need lamaze classes.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?

:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but I did get this new key-sword-tar. Maow, maow, maoooooooow. ''{falsetto}'' Keyboard, keyboooooard. ''{normal}'' Maow, maow, maooooooooow. ''{falsetto}'' Fight some brigands!! ''{Homestar holds up a [[SAAB Lighter|SAAB lighter]], Strong Bad's voice returns to normal}'' Maow Maow, Maoooow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwowwoww-whammy-barrrrruh.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* Deutsch is the German word for "german".
* [[Wikipedia:Falconry|Falconry]] is the art or sport of training raptors (birds of prey) to hunt or pursue game.

===Trivia===
* This email was released late Sunday night Atlanta time, but the website claimed that its release date was on Monday.
* The card next to the first portrait reads:
<blockquote style="font-family:Times,serif;border:2px solid black;background:#fff;color:#000;width:120px">
Strongio da Baddio 
DaVantres 
''c. 1658''</blockquote>
* The picture's captions read "Sell phones or ''Cell'' phones?" above and "''Strong Bad''" below. A lower headline reads "Banks have "money"".
* The left side of the newspaper reads:
<blockquote style="font-family:Times,serif;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:150px">
<big><big>Mulligatawny</big></big> 
stew rose high in 
the markets today 
fter rumors spread 
a really sweet deal 
over at my place 
usually get started 
d nine and go until 
who knows when! 
Pork bellies will be 
erved around 8-ish. 
tures to follow at 9 
ase bring your own 
pkins if you're into 
 that crap. Not me. 
ipe hands on pants, 
 yo. Anyways, I'm 
ally rich and money 
s still very valuable.
</blockquote>

* The right side of the newspaper reads:

<blockquote style="font-family:Times,serif;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:240px">
<big><big>G</big>igantic cell phone</big> 
making a 4th quart 
comeback as the the "it' 
toy of the Decemberwe 
season. "Who wants to 
put a phone in their poc 
when you can carry aro 
a seperate suitcase just 
for a portable, wireless 
mobile, take-anywhere 
cellular telephone. Ma 
analysts predict all the 
cool kids will be luggi 
these stylish jobbies fr 
prom dance to soccer 
practice in 2006. 
 "I want a cell phone 
that is quite large," say 
the sleepy rabbit. 
The technology sector is anticipating 
other woodland creatures to be amon 
early adopters of the new technology
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*Homestar's [[SAAB Lighter|lighter]] in the key-sword-tar Easter egg is a [[Wikipedia:Saab|Saab]] lighter, as opposed to Strong Bad's [[BMW Lighter|BMW one]].
*The fours in The Cheat's ''4rt b4ndit'' shirt are another example of [[Wikipedia:Leet|Leetspeak]] in the toons.
*Strong Bad mentions a [[Wikipedia:whammy bar|whammy bar]], or tremelo arm, while playing his key-sword-tar (a pun on the [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]]). However, only actual guitars have these.

===Goofs===
*The second small line on the right newspaper paragraph repeats the word "the".
*In the Easter Egg, when Strong Bad is moving the cardboard cutout of the key-sword-tar around, the picture reverses direction.
*Because of the umlaut over the A, "Mästers" should be pronounced "May-sters"

===Inside References===
*Homestar's line "Thanks for breaking my moose lamp" is a reference to [[caper]], where he thanked Strong Bad and The Cheat for breaking his [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]].
*A Strong Badman comic appeared in connection with a "Deutschman" in [[haircut]].
*The velvet painting of Strong Bad holding the skunk was done by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*The gnawing pose for The Cheat was last used in [[personal favorites]]. In the [[personal favorites#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] mention wanting to use that pose again.
*Strong Bad has a blacklight unicorn painting, as seen in the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]].
*The School Paste in Strong Mad's room was first seen in Strong Sad's room in the Email [[depressio]].
*The tune that Strong Bad uses to sing the opening lines of the e-mail is the same as the tune to the "Pardon Our Problems" sign at the end of [[Fall Float Parade]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mulligatawny|Mulligatawny]] is a kind of soup.
*The Rad Rad Robotank is likely a double-reference to [[Wikipedia:Transformers Universes|Transformers]] (the head is that of [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]), and to the [[Wikipedia:Newgrounds|Newgrounds.com logo]] (the overall pose is very similar).
**The fact that it appears as a stencil is possibly a jab at Newgrounds' tendency to encourage people to place their [http://www.newgrounds.com/stickers/ promotional stickers] everywhere.
*[[Wikipedia:Chef Boyardee|Chef Boyardee]] was an Italian chef who is famous for his canned food franchise.
*The black and white portrait of Strong Bad bears a strong resemblence to ones found in ''[[Wikipedia:The Wall Street Journal|The Wall Street Journal]]'', which is probably the "rich-guy newspaper" he was referring to.
*[[Wikipedia:Lamaze|Lamaze]] is a relaxation technique designed to avoid the use of pain-killing drugs during childbirth.
In many Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has a B.M.W lighter. When Strong Bad is playing his "Key-Sword-Tar", Homestar pulls out a Saab lighter

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail139.html|Watch "portrait"]]
*[[HR:sbemail139.swf|View the Flash File for "portrait"]]
*[[Forum:6116|forum thread re: portrait]]

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