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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Gerk:&amp;#32;/* Explanations */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Strong Bad Email #141'''&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;...let the evil flow forth.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]] song.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkreig|Brainkrieg]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|What's Her Face}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No &amp;quot;i&amp;quot; in team boy|No &amp;quot;i&amp;quot; in team boy]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|A Troll]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Basement]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' January 16, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 3:47&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, ah ooh, ooh, ah ah ooh, email. ''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: death metal&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dane&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Corvallis, OR&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He says &amp;quot;Ding dong, string strong, bing bong&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;Dear Strong Bad.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! You must go to a pretty cool school. Most schools just have a marching band or maybe a jazz ensemble. But a death metal band? That's extracurriculariffic! ''{clears screen}'' Now let's see, first, you'd better be ugly, Dane. Or fat. The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. If there's any doubt, go ahead and hot-glue some corn flakes to your face. That'll do the trick. Now, I'm no geographist, but I don't think Oregon is anywhere near Scandinavia, which seems to be the only place left where death metal will get you any chicks. ''{clears screen}'' As for lyrics, you've got it all wrong! Screaming words at the ''top'' of your lungs is for people with blond hair. Ya know, words like 'tonite,' 'wooh-mon,' and the name of any street in L.A. ''{types &amp;quot;run 'webcam'&amp;quot;}'' Check it out! ''{clears screen. A window with a camera shot of Larry Palaroncini pops up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{sings the following lines, which appear below the shot under the screen name &amp;quot;ladeezluvlarry71&amp;quot;}'' tonight! wooh-mon! we'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Larry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{the words continue to appear below Larry's image}'' no prob, Strong Bad. HEY! i'm gonna b online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' no wait! ''{the text &amp;quot;you kicked ladeezluvlarry71 offline&amp;quot; appears in red. The window closes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So for death metal, you want to scream from the bowels of your lungs. The bowels! Words like, ''{in a deep, sinister voice, and with the words in green, spooky letters}'' 'decay,' 'deranged,' 'decrepit,' and um, 'delouse.' In fact, you really can't go wrong with anything that starts with d-e. 'Cept for maybe&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to the auditorium from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], with a singer, bassist, and drummer on stage}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SINGER:''' Dentist!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in Teen Girl Squad voice}'' That was Brainkrieg. They got last place. ''{in normal voice}'' So let's recap: ugly, Nordic, bowels, d-e words. Now all you gotta do is ''{cut to Strong Mad in the Basement}'' hunch all upon yourself, pretend you're holding a mystical orb in each hand ''{Strong Mad holds out his hands and a circular outline appears in each}'' and let the evil flow forth. ''{The scene darkens. The circular outlines fade away. A drum beat begins.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bounces up and down}'' DeVito. DENIRO!! DELUISE!!!! ''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, imitating drum beat}'' Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle! Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-blap! Whoa! Boy, do I ever need a quadruple bass pedal. And now, let's watch how it all comes together on the Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour! ''{Cut to the TV in the basement, on which the text &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon [Hour]&amp;quot; is seen. Strong Bad sits on the couch. Taranchula appears on the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{in pseudo-Scandinavian accents}'' Ja, we are Taranchula!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DAVE OLAFTENSTON:''' You just saw videos from Vinger, Schlaugh-ter and the Winnie Wincent Inwasion.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SCHENKEL MCDOO:''' Ja, now here's a sneak peek at our new wideo. ''{lifts tone as if asking a question}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The TV cuts to the video. We see a screw on some rusty metal. Cut to another scene with rusty metal. Cut to a piece of beef slithering across rusty metal.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' You will submit to the decoupage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to four screws, one of which moves around quickly.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' The death nail! &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[[#Footnote|[1]]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; (Death nail!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the beef, which is stabbed by a nail and then bound with metal wires. The beef explodes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' Down with the decoupage!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the beef slithering over the rusty metal, this time in the opposite direction. Cut to Strong Bad on the couch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping. Rusty. Meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal. Except, now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth. Lookin' at all that rust. And beef. While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with the hot-glue gun, Dane. ''{He goes offscreen to the left, while the worksheet floats to the front of the screen.  The worksheet includes [[The Paper|The Paper's]] customary &amp;quot;Click here to email Strong Bad&amp;quot; link at the bottom.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Footnote===&lt;br /&gt;
# This line might also be &amp;quot;death knell.&amp;quot; A death knell is a church bell rung when somebody dies. The phrase is somewhat of a cliché in songs or poems about death.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;fresh juice&amp;quot; at the end to see Homestar Runner come in looking for try-outs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Homestar Runner walks in, holding a box of corn flakes and with corn flakes glued to his face}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, hello? Is anybody here? I'm uh, here to try out for the uh, jazz ensemble.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Click on &amp;quot;Corn Krunch&amp;quot; during the Easter egg to see a closeup of the box.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:TGS-brainkrieg.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Stay for the jiggy juggas.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;deafening&amp;quot; at the end to see an extra [[Teen Girl Squad]] scene.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{cut to the auditorium from Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 again, with the singer and back-up on stage}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SINGER:''' De La Soul!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to What's Her Face and Cheerleader standing in the crowd.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Cheerleader, are you here to see Brainkrieg?&lt;br /&gt;
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{wearing a shirt that says &amp;quot;de&amp;quot;}'' I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
{{checkstuffpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Scandinavia|Scandinavia]] is a group of countries in northern Europe. It consists of the countries Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and is sometimes also said to include Finland and Iceland, especially when the term is used in English. Many successful Death and Black Metal bands originate in Scandinavia, and the genres are arguably the most popular there. Examples of famous Death &amp;amp; Black Metal bands include Emperor, Mayhem, Celtic Frost, Decapitated, and Dimmu Borgir. &amp;lt;!-- This does not need to be a comprehensive list. --&amp;gt;	&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Sepulveda Boulevard|Sepulveda Boulevard]] is a major street in [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:MMORPG|MMORPG]] stands for &amp;quot;'''M'''assively &amp;lt;!--Please do not change this to &amp;quot;massive&amp;quot;. The correct term is &amp;quot;Massively&amp;quot;. --&amp;gt;'''M'''ultiplayer '''O'''nline '''R'''ole-'''P'''laying '''G'''ame&amp;quot;, the most prominent examples of which are [[Wikipedia:Everquest|Everquest]] and [[Wikipedia:World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]. Many MMORPGs include the option to create or join an organized team of players, most often referred to as a guild.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Decoupage|Decoupage]] (or découpage) is the art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper bits onto it in combination with special paint effects, gold leaf, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Deltoid muscle|deltoid]] is a thick triangular muscle covering the shoulder joint, used to raise the arm from the side.   &lt;br /&gt;
*To [[Wikipedia:Denatured alcohol|denature]] is most commonly to render unfit to eat or drink without destroying usefulness in other applications, especially to add methanol to ethyl alcohol.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*When this email first came out, there was no &amp;quot;back&amp;quot; button at the end. This was fixed in a matter of minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is one of the few e-mails to end without [[The Paper|The Paper]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please do not add facts saying that this is the first time we see the top of Strong Mad. The first time was in fingers. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The AOL Instant Messenger Screenname &amp;quot;ladeezluvlarry71&amp;quot; does exist. The profile information is the same lyrics he sang to Strong Bad in the email. His away message is his comment about MMORPGs from the email. Sometimes he will respond if you talk nicely to him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The death metal worksheet is rendered exclusively in purple ink, suggesting it was produced by a [[Wikipedia:Spirit_duplicator|spirit duplicator]]; this device, commonly called a &amp;quot;ditto machine,&amp;quot; was in widespread use in public schools prior to the introduction of photocopiers.  The worksheet features two hands on either side doing the &amp;quot;evil fingers&amp;quot; and reads:&lt;br /&gt;
 Death Metal Worksheet&lt;br /&gt;
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 Which words would NOT&lt;br /&gt;
 be good death metal lyrics?&lt;br /&gt;
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 destruction&lt;br /&gt;
 decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
 delicious&lt;br /&gt;
 demonic&lt;br /&gt;
 fresh juice&lt;br /&gt;
 decaying&lt;br /&gt;
 deafening&lt;br /&gt;
 deteriorate&lt;br /&gt;
 deltoid&lt;br /&gt;
 deity&lt;br /&gt;
 devastation&lt;br /&gt;
 denature&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 click here to email strongbad&lt;br /&gt;
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*This is the first time that the entire band [[Taranchula]] appears, although Dave Bjornborg appeared in the video for &amp;quot;[[Moving Very Slowly]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the members of Taranchula (Schenkel McDoo) is wearing the exact same pink shirt that [[Matt Chapman]] wears in the [[:Image:Videlectrix developers.jpg|promo photo]] for [[Videlectrix]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad uses a similar email greeting when he says &amp;quot;Ding dong dear Strong Bad&amp;quot; in [[japanese cartoon]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The space between &amp;quot;strong&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;bad&amp;quot; in Strong Bad's name is omitted on the end worksheet.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry Palaroncini's lyric &amp;quot;Driving ... with the t-top down?&amp;quot; makes no sense, as a T-top cannot be lowered, but rather opened by removing two panels from the top of the car.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&amp;quot;Blond&amp;quot; is not a misspelling of &amp;quot;blonde&amp;quot;. A &amp;quot;blonde&amp;quot; is a woman with blond hair; &amp;quot;blond&amp;quot; describes either a man or the hair itself. Please do not add it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- No, this is NOT the first time we've seen the top of Strong Mad's head.  That was in fingers, and that would be a Trivia item anyway. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The music that plays while Larry sings begins playing before Strong Bad even finishes typing the &amp;quot;run webcam&amp;quot; command.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad stands up at the end of the email, his legs are an abnormal gray color. As he walks away they fluctuate independently between gray and the usual black.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad types the word &amp;quot;de-&amp;quot; words, the outline expanding around each word appears before he finishes typing it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The TGS Battle of the Crappy High School Bands is similar to the Battle of the Bands in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The popup title &amp;quot;Video [[Thyme]]&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;Message Thyme&amp;quot; from [[marzipan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name of the director of the Taranchula video, Mort Dougland, is a reference to [[Teeg Dougland]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The growling riff that introduces the &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; accompanies the appearance of &amp;quot;Taranchula&amp;quot; in [[band names]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Please do not add that Taranchula is a reference to &amp;quot;band names&amp;quot;. It has appeared other times.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave Olaftenson is most likely played by [[Mike Chapman]], as he sounds very similar to PBtC Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a highly influential eclectic hip-hop group, matching activist lyrics with artistic [[Wikipedia:Jazz rap|jazz rap]] backings. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list. De La Soul was referenced before in [[50 emails]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Taranchula video seems to be inspired by the style and imagery of stop-motion animators [[Wikipedia:Brothers_Quay|The Brothers Quay]], particularly their short film &amp;quot;The Street of Crocodiles&amp;quot; (which features self-mobile screws, meat, and a similar decrepit industrial setting). It is also reminiscent of a number of videos by the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]], most notably for the song &amp;quot;Sober&amp;quot;; the band's guitarist, who created the videos, is strongly influenced by the Quays.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's death metal lyrics are a reference to three film and television actors whose last names begin with &amp;quot;D-e&amp;quot;: [[Wikipedia:Danny_Devito|Danny DeVito]], [[Wikipedia:Robert_Deniro|Robert De Niro]], and one of the DeLuise family of actors (father [[Wikipedia:Dom_DeLuise|Dom DeLuise]], or sons [[Wikipedia:Peter_DeLuise|Peter DeLuise]], [[Wikipedia:Michael_DeLuise|Michael DeLuise]] or [[Wikipedia:David_DeLuise|David DeLuise]].)&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Winnie Wincent Inwasion&amp;quot; is in reference to the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie_Vincent_Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]]. Vinnie Vincent formed the Invasion after leaving [[Wikipedia:KISS_%28band%29|KISS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Schlaugh-ter&amp;quot; is probably meant to be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Slaughter_(band)|Slaughter]], a hair metal band formed near the end of that genre's mass popularity. Interestingly enough, it was formed mostly out of former members of the Vinnie Vincent Invasion.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Vinger&amp;quot; is more than likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Winger|Winger]], an oft-ridiculed hair metal band most famous for songs such as &amp;quot;Headed for a Heartbreak.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*MTV had a show called the Heavy Metal Half-Hour in 1987. It later became the Hard 30, then disappeared entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
**The &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; may also be a parody of &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Headbanger's Ball|Headbanger's Ball]],&amp;quot; a metal-oriented music-video segment on [[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]] that aired in the late 1980s up through 1994. Headbanger's Ball had a reputation for disappointing metal fans by claiming to play hardcore metal but often favoring videos by such pop-metal acts as Motley Crue and Poison. &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; also plays on the name of MTV's &amp;quot;Half-hour Comedy Hour.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Video Thyme&amp;quot; player appears to parody of [[Wikipedia:AOL Instant Messenger|AOL Instant Messenger's]] video chat function.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave Bjornborg's name is probably derived from the name of [[Wikipedia:Björn Borg|Björn Borg]], a famous tennis player. Borg was also mentioned in [[Sample of Style]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's suggestion of hotglueing cornflakes to one's face is a possible reference to math-metal band [[Wikipedia:Mudvayne|Mudvayne]], whose guitarist once glued large triangular cornchips to his already-greasepainted face for a music video.&lt;br /&gt;
* The e-mail song Strong Bad sings is set to the tune of &amp;quot;In Da Club&amp;quot; by 50 Cent.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;bowels of your lungs&amp;quot; growl is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Death grunt|Death Growl]] used in various [[Wikipedia:Grindcore|Grindcore]], [[Wikipedia:Sludge Metal| Sludge Metal]], and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands.&lt;br /&gt;
*The band name &amp;quot;Brainkrieg&amp;quot; is a reference to Nargaroth's often-parodied album &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Black Metal ist Krieg|Black Metal ist Krieg]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail141.html|Watch &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail141.swf|View the Flash file for &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:6714|forum thread re: &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Strong Bad Email #141'''&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;...let the evil flow forth.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome [[Wikipedia:Death metal|death metal]] song.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkreig|Brainkrieg]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|What's Her Face}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No &amp;quot;i&amp;quot; in team boy|No &amp;quot;i&amp;quot; in team boy]] (Easter Egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|A Troll]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Basement]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' January 16, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:47&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Email, ah ooh, ooh, ah ah ooh, email. ''{reading}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: death metal&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dane&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Corvallis, OR&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He says &amp;quot;Ding dong, string strong, bing bong&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;Dear Strong Bad.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! You must go to a pretty cool school. Most schools just have a marching band or maybe a jazz ensemble. But a death metal band? That's extracurriculariffic! ''{clears screen}'' Now let's see, first, you'd better be ugly, Dane. Or fat. The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. If there's any doubt, go ahead and hot-glue some corn flakes to your face. That'll do the trick. Now, I'm no geographist, but I don't think Oregon is anywhere near Scandinavia, which seems to be the only place left where death metal will get you any chicks. ''{clears screen}'' As for lyrics, you've got it all wrong! Screaming words at the ''top'' of your lungs is for people with blond hair. Ya know, words like 'tonite,' 'wooh-mon,' and the name of any street in L.A. ''{types &amp;quot;run 'webcam'&amp;quot;}'' Check it out! ''{clears screen. A window with a camera shot of Larry Palaroncini pops up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{sings the following lines, which appear below the shot under the screen name &amp;quot;ladeezluvlarry71&amp;quot;}'' tonight! wooh-mon! we'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Larry.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{the words continue to appear below Larry's image}'' no prob, Strong Bad. HEY! i'm gonna b online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' no wait! ''{the text &amp;quot;you kicked ladeezluvlarry71 offline&amp;quot; appears in red. The window closes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So for death metal, you want to scream from the bowels of your lungs. The bowels! Words like, ''{in a deep, sinister voice, and with the words in green, spooky letters}'' 'decay,' 'deranged,' 'decrepit,' and um, 'delouse.' In fact, you really can't go wrong with anything that starts with d-e. 'Cept for maybe&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to the auditorium from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], with a singer, bassist, and drummer on stage}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SINGER:''' Dentist!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{in Teen Girl Squad voice}'' That was Brainkrieg. They got last place. ''{in normal voice}'' So let's recap: ugly, Nordic, bowels, d-e words. Now all you gotta do is ''{cut to Strong Mad in the Basement}'' hunch all upon yourself, pretend you're holding a mystical orb in each hand ''{Strong Mad holds out his hands and a circular outline appears in each}'' and let the evil flow forth. ''{The scene darkens. The circular outlines fade away. A drum beat begins.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bounces up and down}'' DeVito. DENIRO!! DELUISE!!!! ''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, imitating drum beat}'' Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle! Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-blap! Whoa! Boy, do I ever need a quadruple bass pedal. And now, let's watch how it all comes together on the Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour! ''{Cut to the TV in the basement, on which the text &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon [Hour]&amp;quot; is seen. Strong Bad sits on the couch. Taranchula appears on the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{in pseudo-Scandinavian accents}'' Ja, we are Taranchula!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DAVE OLAFTENSTON:''' You just saw videos from Vinger, Schlaugh-ter and the Winnie Wincent Inwasion.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''SCHENKEL MCDOO:''' Ja, now here's a sneak peek at our new wideo. ''{lifts tone as if asking a question}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The TV cuts to the video. We see a screw on some rusty metal. Cut to another scene with rusty metal. Cut to a piece of beef slithering across rusty metal.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' You will submit to the decoupage!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to four screws, one of which moves around quickly.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' The death nail! &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[[#Footnote|[1]]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; (Death nail!)&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the beef, which is stabbed by a nail and then bound with metal wires. The beef explodes.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''TARANCHULA:''' Down with the decoupage!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the beef slithering over the rusty metal, this time in the opposite direction. Cut to Strong Bad on the couch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Creeping. Rusty. Meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal. Except, now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth. Lookin' at all that rust. And beef. While I'm gone, complete this worksheet I've prepared for you aspiring death metal types. And, uh, careful with the hot-glue gun, Dane. ''{He goes offscreen to the left, while the worksheet floats to the front of the screen.  The worksheet includes [[The Paper|The Paper's]] customary &amp;quot;Click here to email Strong Bad&amp;quot; link at the bottom.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Footnote===&lt;br /&gt;
# This line might also be &amp;quot;death knell.&amp;quot; A death knell is a church bell rung when somebody dies. The phrase is somewhat of a cliché in songs or poems about death.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;fresh juice&amp;quot; at the end to see Homestar Runner come in looking for try-outs.&lt;br /&gt;
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:''{Homestar Runner walks in, holding a box of corn flakes and with corn flakes glued to his face}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, hello? Is anybody here? I'm uh, here to try out for the uh, jazz ensemble.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Click on &amp;quot;Corn Krunch&amp;quot; during the Easter egg to see a closeup of the box.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:TGS-brainkrieg.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Stay for the jiggy juggas.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;deafening&amp;quot; at the end to see an extra [[Teen Girl Squad]] scene.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{cut to the auditorium from Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 again, with the singer and back-up on stage}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SINGER:''' Deli-style!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''SINGER:''' De La Soul!&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Cut to What's Her Face and Cheerleader standing in the crowd.}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Cheerleader, are you here to see Brainkrieg?&lt;br /&gt;
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{wearing a shirt that says &amp;quot;de&amp;quot;}'' I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''BACK-UP:''' Jugga jigga wugga!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Scandinavia|Scandinavia]] is a group of countries in northern Europe. It consists of the countries Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and is sometimes also said to include Finland and Iceland, especially when the term is used in English. Many successful Death and Black Metal bands originate in Scandinavia, and the genres are arguably the most popular there. Examples of famous Death &amp;amp; Black Metal bands include Emperor, Mayhem, Celtic Frost, Decapitated, and Dimmu Borgir. &amp;lt;!-- This does not need to be a comprehensive list. --&amp;gt;	&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Sepulveda Boulevard|Sepulveda Boulevard]] is a major street in [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:MMORPG|MMORPG]] stands for &amp;quot;'''M'''assively &amp;lt;!--Please do not change this to &amp;quot;massive&amp;quot;. --&amp;gt;'''M'''ultiplayer '''O'''nline '''R'''ole-'''P'''laying '''G'''ame&amp;quot;. Many MMORPGs include the guild system or the option to join a team, most prominently [[Wikipedia:Everquest|Everquest]] and [[Wikipedia:World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]].  Other titles include [[Wikipedia:Anarchy Online|Anarchy Online]] and [[Wikipedia:Dark Age of Camelot|Dark Age of Camelot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Decoupage|Decoupage]] (or découpage) is the art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper bits onto it in combination with special paint effects, gold leaf, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Deltoid muscle|deltoid]] is a thick triangular muscle covering the shoulder joint, used to raise the arm from the side.   &lt;br /&gt;
*To [[Wikipedia:Denatured alcohol|denature]] is most commonly to render unfit to eat or drink without destroying usefulness in other applications, especially to add methanol to ethyl alcohol.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*When this email first came out, there was no &amp;quot;back&amp;quot; button at the end. This was fixed in a matter of minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is one of the few e-mails to end without [[The Paper|The Paper]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please do not add facts saying that this is the first time we see the top of Strong Mad. The first time was in fingers. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The AOL Instant Messenger Screenname &amp;quot;ladeezluvlarry71&amp;quot; does exist. The profile information is the same lyrics he sang to Strong Bad in the email. His away message is his comment about MMORPGs from the email. Sometimes he will respond if you talk nicely to him.&lt;br /&gt;
*The death metal worksheet is rendered exclusively in purple ink, suggesting it was produced by a [[Wikipedia:Spirit_duplicator|spirit duplicator]]; this device, commonly called a &amp;quot;ditto machine,&amp;quot; was in widespread use in public schools prior to the introduction of photocopiers.  The worksheet features two hands on either side doing the &amp;quot;evil fingers&amp;quot; and reads:&lt;br /&gt;
 Death Metal Worksheet&lt;br /&gt;
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 Which words would NOT&lt;br /&gt;
 be good death metal lyrics?&lt;br /&gt;
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 destruction&lt;br /&gt;
 decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
 delicious&lt;br /&gt;
 demonic&lt;br /&gt;
 fresh juice&lt;br /&gt;
 decaying&lt;br /&gt;
 deafening&lt;br /&gt;
 deteriorate&lt;br /&gt;
 deltoid&lt;br /&gt;
 deity&lt;br /&gt;
 devastation&lt;br /&gt;
 denature&lt;br /&gt;
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 click here to email strongbad&lt;br /&gt;
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*This is the first time that the entire band [[Taranchula]] appears, although Dave Bjornborg appeared in the video for &amp;quot;[[Moving Very Slowly]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the members of Taranchula (Schenkel McDoo) is wearing the exact same pink shirt that [[Matt Chapman]] wears in the [[:Image:Videlectrix developers.jpg|promo photo]] for [[Videlectrix]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad uses a similar email greeting when he says &amp;quot;Ding dong dear Strong Bad&amp;quot; in [[japanese cartoon]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The space between &amp;quot;strong&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;bad&amp;quot; in Strong Bad's name is omitted on the end worksheet.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry Palaroncini's lyric &amp;quot;Driving ... with the t-top down?&amp;quot; makes no sense, as a T-top cannot be lowered, but rather opened by removing two panels from the top of the car.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&amp;quot;Blond&amp;quot; is not a misspelling of &amp;quot;blonde&amp;quot;. A &amp;quot;blonde&amp;quot; is a woman with blond hair; &amp;quot;blond&amp;quot; describes either a man or the hair itself. Please do not add it here.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- No, this is NOT the first time we've seen the top of Strong Mad's head.  That was in fingers, and that would be a Trivia item anyway. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The music that plays while Larry sings begins playing before Strong Bad even finishes typing the &amp;quot;run webcam&amp;quot; command.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*As Strong Bad is walking away at the end of the email, his legs are an unnatural grey color.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The TGS Battle of the Crappy High School Bands is taken from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The popup title &amp;quot;Video [[Thyme]]&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;Message Thyme&amp;quot; from [[marzipan]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name of the director of the Taranchula video, Mort Dougland, is a reference to [[Teeg Dougland]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The growling riff that introduces the &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; is from [[band names]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Please do not add that Taranchula is a reference to &amp;quot;band names&amp;quot;. It has appeared other times.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave Olaftenson is most likely played by [[Mike Chapman]], as he sounds very similar to PBtC Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a highly influential eclectic hip-hop group, matching activist lyrics with artistic [[Wikipedia:Jazz rap|jazz rap]] backings. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list. De La Soul was referenced before in [[50 emails]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Taranchula video seems to be inspired by the style and imagery of stop-motion animators [[Wikipedia:Brothers_Quay|The Brothers Quay]], particularly their short film &amp;quot;The Street of Crocodiles&amp;quot; (which features self-mobile screws, meat, and a similar decrepit industrial setting). It is also reminiscent of a number of videos by the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]], most notably for the song &amp;quot;Sober&amp;quot;; the band's guitarist, who created the videos, is strongly influenced by the Quays.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's death metal lyrics are a reference to three film and television actors whose last names begin with &amp;quot;D-e&amp;quot;: [[Wikipedia:Danny_Devito|Danny DeVito]], [[Wikipedia:Robert_Deniro|Robert De Niro]], and one of the DeLuise family of actors (father [[Wikipedia:Dom_DeLuise|Dom DeLuise]], or sons [[Wikipedia:Peter_DeLuise|Peter DeLuise]], [[Wikipedia:Michael_DeLuise|Michael DeLuise]] or [[Wikipedia:David_DeLuise|David DeLuise]].)&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Winnie Wincent Inwasion&amp;quot; is in reference to the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie_Vincent_Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]]. Vinnie Vincent formed the Invasion after leaving [[Wikipedia:KISS_%28band%29|KISS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Schlaugh-ter&amp;quot; is probably meant to be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Slaughter_(band)|Slaughter]], a hair metal band formed near the end of that genre's mass popularity. Interestingly enough, it was formed mostly out of former members of the Vinnie Vincent Invasion.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Vinger&amp;quot; is more than likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Winger|Winger]], an oft-ridiculed hair metal band most famous for songs such as &amp;quot;Headed for a Heartbreak.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*MTV had a show called the Heavy Metal Half-Hour in 1987. It later became the Hard 30, then disappeared entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
**The &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; may also be a parody of &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Headbanger's Ball|Headbanger's Ball]],&amp;quot; a metal-oriented music-video segment on [[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]] that aired in the late 1980s up through 1994. Headbanger's Ball had a reputation for disappointing metal fans by claiming to play hardcore metal but often favoring videos by such pop-metal acts as Motley Crue and Poison. &amp;quot;Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour&amp;quot; also plays on the name of MTV's &amp;quot;Half-hour Comedy Hour.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Video Thyme&amp;quot; player appears to parody of [[Wikipedia:AOL Instant Messenger|AOL Instant Messenger's]] video chat function.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave Bjornborg's name is probably derived from the name of [[Wikipedia:Björn Borg|Björn Borg]], a famous tennis player. Borg was also mentioned in [[Sample of Style]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's suggestion of hotglueing cornflakes to one's face is a possible reference to math-metal band [[Wikipedia:Mudvayne|Mudvayne]], whose guitarist once glued large triangular cornchips to his already-greasepainted face for a music video.&lt;br /&gt;
* The e-mail song Strong Bad sings is set to the tune of &amp;quot;In Da Club&amp;quot; by 50 Cent.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;bowels of your lungs&amp;quot; growl is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Death grunt|Death Growl]] used in various [[Wikipedia:Grindcore|Grindcore]], [[Wikipedia:Sludge Metal| Sludge Metal]], and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands.&lt;br /&gt;
*The band name &amp;quot;brainkrieg&amp;quot; is a reference to Nargaroth's often-parodied album &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Black Metal ist Krieg|Black Metal ist Krieg]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail141.html|Watch &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HR:sbemail141.swf|View the Flash file for &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum:6714|forum thread re: &amp;quot;death metal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:sbemail130.png|thumb|Oh, ''this'' is hilarious.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Strong Bad Email #130'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad is given the opportunity to redo old emails. Homestar and The Cheat switch places.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} as &amp;quot;Coach Zed&amp;quot; (Easter egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter Egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' May 16, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 4:23&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid! ''{loads the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
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 subject: Just wondering...&lt;br /&gt;
 Dear Strongbad,&lt;br /&gt;
 What would you do different, if you could do it all over&lt;br /&gt;
 again?&lt;br /&gt;
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 Crapfully yours,&lt;br /&gt;
 Richie Z&lt;br /&gt;
 Can-A-Duh&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Totally not gettin' old&amp;quot; in place of &amp;quot;Crapfully yours.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Wait, you're not related to Coach Z, are you, Richie? Or Coach Zed as you Canucks call him. Whoa. Coach Zed. That's way cooler. I'm gonna start calling him that too and maybe he won't suck so bad! Thanks, Richie! Your pal, SB ''{says as &amp;quot;Sed Bed&amp;quot;}'' ''{clears screen}'' Alright, what would I do different? Well, while I've never actually made a mistake, there have been a few, let's call 'em &amp;quot;stnanks,&amp;quot; that could be worthy of a do-over. It's no secret that one of my biggest stnanks was involving Ali and Ali's sister. If I had to do that over again, there's no way I'd mess it up. Here's just what I'd do:&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The screen blurs as we cut to the broken Tandy 400, and the first email from [[sisters]] is onscreen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! There's two of them! ''{places a candle next to the computer, clears the screen, and starts typing to romantic music}'' Well, Ali. There's ONE of me, and I'd like to cordially invite myself over to your place tonight for dinner and afterdinner mints. After afterdinner mints, you and your sister, Ali Jr. I'll call her, can fight to the death over me. Wait. ''{music stops}'' No. Hold on. No, no dying. ''{He only types one &amp;quot;no.&amp;quot;}'' Um, ''{music restarts}'' we should have an egg drop soup eating contest. ''{the music comes to a scratching halt}'' Hang on. I can't remember what happens next. ''{stops typing}'' The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar Runner shuffles up on his knees. He's scribbled yellow marker on himself to look like The Cheat.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Woo woo wee woo woo!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ''this'' is hilarious. Homestar, where's The Cheat?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Squeakicoo! I'm The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, really. Then what&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stands up}'' Surprise! Strong Bad, it's me! Homestar Runner! From school!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I need The Cheat!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, okay. ''{gets down on his knees again}'' Meh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what I meant. Uh, I guess you'll have to do. Ahem. All right, The Cheat. I need you to help me with my award-winning rewrite of the Ali and Ali's sister email. There's two of them!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Skooko wibbo wee! You should serenade them! I can play the drum!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that sounds about right. Let's go practice!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping up}'' I can play the drum!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to The Field. Strong Bad sings into a microphone while Homestar bangs on a drum.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing... sorta}'' Don't you know I have a ''{feedback noise}'' BIG OL' RED HEAD! And a fat little body! And I never change my cloooothes! ''{high pitched, resulting in another feedback noise}'' No, I never change my cloooothes!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad? I think I'm falling for you. ''{little hearts bubble over Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' No, no, no, no, no. That is not right at all. Making Homestar dressed as The Cheat fall in love with me is ''not'' what I had in mind! Whatever. Who cares? I didn't want to go to Sally's house anydangway! ''{clears screen}'' Anyways, what else? I always felt a little bad about kicking The Cheat in email 23. Let's try that one again!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to the non-broken Tandy 400, with the email from [[little animal]] on it}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...crapfully yours, Ashley and Anthony. ''{clears screen, types}'' Well, Ash and Ant, or Ley and Thony, or Shle and Ntho, or whatever you like to be called, if a little animal came up to me, I'd give him a pat on the head, a tuna-flavored treat, and some sage advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to reveal Homestar - still in his The Cheat disguise - standing next to Strong Bad}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Meh, Strong Bad. Meh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ''no way!'' This does not count! You are ''not'' gettin' any fish cookies outta me! But I ''will'' give you that sage advice and and a, ahem, &amp;quot;pat&amp;quot; on the head. ''{starts hitting Homestar with his keyboard}'' DON'T! EVER! DRESS! UP! As The CHEAT! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T HURT THE CHEAT!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, big guy, that's not The Cheat. That's Homestar! From school!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Meedley mee! I'm The Cheat! I'm not from school! Moooooo! ''{Strong Mad smiles for a moment.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, The Cheat's not a cow, you know...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg and starts shaking him. Coins fall out of his pockets and Homestar eats them from off the ground.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT IS SO A COW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop it! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It makes me all jangly inside! ''{shakes around as the coins rattle inside him}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, it's become abundantly clear that THIS is the email I should be redoing. Lappy, if you please. ''{The text disappears as the computer displays &amp;quot;Do Over!!!&amp;quot; with an accompanying explosion effect.}'' DO OVER!! ''{the original email comes back up, and Strong Bad types:}'' What would I do differently, Richie? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Well, except I might go back and taste out one of them Cheatcakes. ''{the scene cuts back to show the desk}'' Those things looked a-pretty good!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Homestar leans in, still in disguise and carrying a bag that says &amp;quot;MOLDY BREAD, GUYS.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Meeeeeeh?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Wait! Nothing! Never! I regret nothing!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly leaving the screen}'' Meeeeeeh...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Phew!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down. A few seconds later, Strong Bad pushes the back of his head a few times and coins come out of his mouth.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Click on &amp;quot;Coach Zed&amp;quot; to see [[Coach Zed]], who looks like a mix between [[Coach Z]] and Snoopy's brother [[Wikipedia:Spike_%28Peanuts%29|Spike]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] at the end of the email to see The Cheat (disguised as Homestar Runner with kiss marks) and Marzipan together.&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises like &amp;quot;Yes, Ma'am!&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The Cheat hands Marzipan a bag labeled &amp;quot;Crisps, A-Soy!&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*The letter ''[[Wikipedia:Z|Z]]'' is pronounced /zed/ in [[Wikipedia:Canadian English|Canadian English]] and [[Wikipedia:Commonwealth English|Commonwealth English]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Canuck|Canuck]]&amp;quot; is a nickname for a person from Canada. The Canucks are also a famous hockey team in Canada.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first email in which we see a type of [[DELETED]] on The Lappy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*When the scene shifts to the scene from &amp;quot;little animal&amp;quot;, the Tandy's contrast buttons are broken, even though &amp;quot;little animal&amp;quot; took place before the Tandy broke.  The entire computer looks slightly different, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
**This cound be attributed to Strong Bad's memories of the event being inaccurate.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Stnank&amp;quot; was a made-up animal for [[animal]] that wasn't used in the email, but was seen in the [[Sketchbook]] (2 Dec 2004).&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Meedley mee&amp;quot; is a reference to the hot lixx played by Strong Bad in [[guitar]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad wanting to taste a [[Cheatcakes|Cheatcake]] refers to [[stupid stuff]], in which The Cheat offers him a platter of said dessert.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Anydangway&amp;quot; is a reference to [[car]], in which Strong Bad said the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- &amp;quot;sisters&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;little animal&amp;quot; are already in the transcript, so there's no need to mention them here. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cheat making out with Marzipan was first joked about in [[The Cheat Theme Song]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the Coach Zed egg Coach Zed was drawn to resemble Spike, Snoopy's brother from Charles M. Schultz's classic comic strip Peanuts.The Coach Zed drawing closely matches Schultz's Spike drawings; including the hat, collar, moustache, hatched feet, pose and even Schultz's later style which had more wobbly lines that came with his old age.&lt;br /&gt;
*Coach Z's &amp;quot;bling&amp;quot; also bears a striking resemblance to the emblem used by Power Rangers villain Lord Zed (visible on the chests of each of his henchmen.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crisps, A-Soy!]] is a reference to [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/cookieguys/ Chips Ahoy!] brand cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
**Additionally, they reference the many soy products that have puns on the word &amp;quot;soy&amp;quot; for names, such as the &amp;quot;Soy Good&amp;quot; brand of soy milk.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_15313,00.html Egg Drop Soup] is a Chinese dish made from chicken broth and beaten eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's cry of &amp;quot;PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!&amp;quot; is a reference to the lyrics of [[Wikipedia:Scarborough_Fair|&amp;quot;Scarborough Fair,&amp;quot;]] a 16th or 17th century English ballad popularized in the 1960s by folk-rock duo [[Wikipedia:Simon_and_Garfunkel|Simon and Garfunkel]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The hearts that bubble around Homestar's head are the ones that appear in the Google-made chat program Hello! whenever you type the word 'love.'&lt;br /&gt;
*When Homestar comments &amp;quot;I think I'm falling for you&amp;quot;, it's a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Weezer|Weezer]] song &amp;quot;Falling For You&amp;quot; off the Pinkerton album. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- The Family Guy reference is currently on STUFF, so please do not add it until the voting is up. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HR:sbemail130.html|watch &amp;quot;do over&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HR:sbemail130.swf|view the Flash file for &amp;quot;do over&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=3322 forum thread re: &amp;quot;do over&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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