http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Gert7 From Homestar Runner Wiki en MediaWiki 1.15.4 Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:22:10 GMT http://hrwiki.org/wiki/SBCG4AP_Gameplay_Trailer <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{about|gameplay trailer for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]}} ''The article about the [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Advertisement|advertisement]] for the game has a similar title.''<br /> [[Image:SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer title.png|thumb|&quot;It's Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People! But you can play too!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> The gameplay trailer for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Thursday, April 10, 2008<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:00<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{As techno music plays, the screen reads &quot;Telltale Games presents: An all-new cool game for attractive people.&quot; Static appears. Cut to Homestar, wearing a brown wig, shaking a TV remote around in Strong Bad's basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{with little enthusiasm}'' Aw man, this dang ol' remote control can only change the channels and make everybody speak Spanish.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Why not try this one?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the entrance of the basement where Strong Bad is seen wearing a blond wig and holding a Wii remote. The Cheat appears next to him}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's that? ''{Strong Bad walks over to him. The Cheat jumps onto the couch}'' A futuristic candy bar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Almost. ''{swaying his hips}'' Check it out!<br /> <br /> ''{He starts waving the remote as clips from the game are shown. Clips include Strong Bad playing an arcade game, how the player can check emails and him kicking The Cheat into the washing machine.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' It's &quot;Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People&quot;! ''{Close-up on Strong Bad}'' But you can play too!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Voice over more clips from the game}'' But Strong Bad, this game seems to have all the cool characters from &quot;homestarrunner.com&quot;.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad in the basement}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. And even the lames ones.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a clip from the game where Coach Z is in the locker room}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{crying}'' Go-go away!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{waving the remote around}'' I'm pointing, I'm clicking. It's like an adventure. ''{Crickets start chirping}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to clips of the game where Strong Bad runs through various locations}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Voice-over}'' You'll go to all the cool places we go in the cartoons - <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the basement. Close-up on Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' - in five totally awesome monthly episodes! ''{Jumps in the air}''<br /> <br /> ''{Close-up on Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Five episodes? Where do I buy them ats?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad walking into the computer room. The Cheat appears under the table}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best part, Hom...star. ''{Placing his hands on his hips}'' It's WiiWare!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a crudely-drawn version of the Wii menu. Homestar pops up in front of it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WiiWare!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the computer room}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So you download them over your internet-style connection!<br /> <br /> ''{Close up on Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get out of town! What are we waiting for?<br /> <br /> ''{Close up on Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' June of 2008!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm got excited, I forgot everything you just said!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the blue area from the beginging}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &quot;Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar, standing in front of the same background as the intro screen from the website}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Featuring Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Cheat in front of a green background with &quot;the cheat&quot; written on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the three of them standing in the blue background where the game's logo appears on the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. Five adventure-packed action-sodes. Avalible this summer. Only on WiiWare.<br /> <br /> ''{A red box reader &quot;and on PC&quot; is slapped on the logo. A chomping noise is heard. Cut back to Homestar sitting on the couch tossing a bitten Wii remote aside.}<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Strong Bad. I think we're going to need more candy bars.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Homestar's pronunciation of &quot;WiiWare&quot; is similar to that of his pronunciation of &quot;Email&quot; on the [[Main Page|Main Pages]].<br /> *Homestar bitting the Wii remote is another instance of [[Eating Non-Food Items]].<br /> *Strong Bad mentions his &quot;internet-[[style]] connection&quot;.<br /> *Strong Bad called homestar &quot;homstar&quot;, a refrence to calling [[ homsar]] homestar and vice versa.<br /> *During gameplay footage Strong Bad throws a box of [[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]] at Strong Sad.<br /> *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads [[Peasant's_Quest|&quot;P.Quest&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[http://www.telltalegames.com/images/flash/strongbad_gameplay_trailer.swf Watch the gameplay trailer for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]<br /> <br /> {{SBCG4AP}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Shorts]]</div> Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:41:25 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:SBCG4AP_Gameplay_Trailer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>'''This [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk] Then This: [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk FAP!]'''<br /> <br /> {{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - 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Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. Oh, and he also has absolutely nothing to do with Mike, except that he was born 20 days before Mike did. And his freakin' name starts with a freakin' [[G]]}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#666|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:block_computer.PNG|70px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is [[other days|Eastern-European]]}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/mimages|My Mimages]]</div> Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:28:47 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:weentoonchart.png <p>Gert7:&#32;Forgot again</p> <hr /> <div>All of the characters from '''[[Ween Toon 2007]]''' labeled.<br /> <br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:22:31 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:weentoonchart.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:weentoonchart.png <p>Gert7:&#32;All of the characters from '''Ween Toon 2007''' labeled.</p> <hr /> <div>All of the characters from '''[[Ween Toon 2007]]''' labeled.</div> Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:22:02 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:weentoonchart.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/First_Time_Here%3F <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;<br /> {{watch|firsttime.html}}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;<br /> [[image:firsttimehere.png|200px|thumb|&quot;Oh, I am Homestar, and this is a website!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> The welcome speech for first-time viewers of [[homestarrunner.com]]. Directed by Cherry Greg.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Unseen Characters|Clapper Loader]], [[Cherry Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' March 28, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:52<br /> <br /> '''Page title:''' HomestarRunner.com Welcome Speech<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Homestar Runner stands in a field, with a [[clapperboard]] obstructing the view. We see him through a video camera with a blinking red &quot;Record&quot; light.}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, Take 1. ''{snaps clapperboard and moves it away so we can see Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Action!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! ''{In bold are the words that appear on the screen as Homestar says them.}'' '''Welcome to Homestarrunner.net'''.<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' It's &quot;dot com&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Homestarrunner dot net. '''&quot;It's'' dot com!&quot;'''<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut!<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take 2. ''{snaps clapperboard and moves it away from Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Action!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner. ... ''{whispers}'' Line?<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' Welcome.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Welcome'''! ... ''{whispers}'' Line?<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' To.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''To'''! ... ''{whispers}'' Line?<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' Homestarrunner dot com.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Something.com'''!<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut!<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 6. ''{snaps clapperboard}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com'''. I am your captain, Homestar Runner—<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut!<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com'''. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{annoyed}'' English!<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 13. ''{snaps marker}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, this time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' ... Go ahead, we're rolling.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! I am Homestar, and '''This is A Website'''!<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 25. ''{snaps clapperboard}''<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar Runner is revealed wearing one of four ridiculous costumes (see the Fun Facts below).}''<br /> <br /> '''CHERRY GREG:''' Uhhh, no.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What??<br /> <br /> ''{bip}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 126. ''{snaps clapperboard again}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ... Isn't that great?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting from off-camera}'' Oh, I can't take it anymore!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad runs on camera and shoves Homestar Runner out of the frame.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastic, imitating Homestar}'' Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com! ''{not sarcastic}'' No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{peeking in from off-camera}'' It's true.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{spreads his arms out}'' Check me out! No, seriously, ''{spreads his arms again}'' check me out. Sooooo... Take a look around. I strongly suggest checking out the Strong Bad E-Mails. And this cartoon's not bad. And this game's pretty fun. ''{quietly}'' I mean, I played it...<br /> <br /> ''{Links to [[Strong Bad Email]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], and the [[Homestar Talker]] appear as Strong Bad says each of them.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The site &quot;[http://www.something.com something.com]&quot; does exist; the site contains nothing but the word ''Something'' and a few photos accessed via secret page. It has been that way for quite a while, according to [http://www.whois.sc/something.com Whois]. Incidentally, the ''related links'' section on the entry for ''something.com'' contains [[HR:index.html|Homestarrunner.com]].<br /> *&quot;[http://homestarrunner.net homestarrunner.net]&quot;, &quot;[http://www.usshomestarrunner.com usshomestarrunner.com]&quot; and {{inlinecontentwarning}} &lt;nowiki&gt;&quot;http://www.imabigmoronwhocantrememberhislines.com&quot;&lt;/nowiki&gt; have all been real fansites.<br /> **{{inlinecontentwarning}} &lt;nowiki&gt;&quot;http://www.imabigmoronwhocantrememberhislines.com&quot;&lt;/nowiki&gt; apparently was not renewed and was snatched up by a domain reseller, but the site can still be viewed here: [http://www.pride.hofstra.edu/~stolid1/ www.pride.hofstra.edu/~stolid1/].<br /> **&quot;[http://homestarrunner.net/ homestarrunner.net]&quot; currently hosts the Homestar Runner Network, a future hub of Homestar Runner fan sites. It used to host a forum, which can been seen at [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://homestarrunner.net the Internet Wayback Machine].<br /> *The Spanish dialog that Homestar Runner says translates to &quot;Welcome to Homestarrunner dot com. Do you know Miguel? Yes! We are good friends!&quot; It is the kind of phrase one would see in an introductory Spanish textbook.<br /> *Homestar Runner wears a randomly selected costume in Take 25, including:<br /> **[[Naked Homestar Runner|Naked]] (pixellated)<br /> **Witch<br /> **Sailor<br /> **Clown<br /> * According to the [[Wikipedia:Guinness Book of World Records|Guinness Book of World Records]], the record for most takes on a single scene with dialogue is ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]'', at 127. Therefore, this toon is one take short of tying the record.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:Clapper loader|Clapper Loader]] may [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]] because the clapperboard appears to operate without anyone holding it.<br /> *When Homestar talks in Spanish, his speech impediment is much lighter. For example, when he says, &quot;homestarrunner.com&quot;, he does so without a problem.<br /> *In the same take, &quot;Miguel&quot; may be referencing [[Mike Chapman|Mike Chapman]], considering Miguel is roughly the Spanish equivalent of Michael.<br /> *By the time they get to take 126, the clapperboard states that they are on roll 11. Assuming that they are filming with standard 1000-ft, 35mm rolls, which average about ten minutes of footage per roll, by this point they would have been trying to film scene one for nearly two hours. This makes sense because it is take 126, and each take would probably be a minute or less.<br /> *www.imabigmoronwhocantrememberhislines.com is a search page including Homestar Runner as one of its subpages.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When &quot;Its dot com&quot; appears on the screen, it contains a punctuation error: It should be &quot;It's dot com&quot; because &quot;It's&quot; is a contraction of &quot;It is&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The format of this cartoon is very similar to [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], where Cherry Greg also has problems getting Homestar to read his lines correctly.<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *You can choose which costume Homestar wears in Take 25 by using the angle button:<br /> **1=Clown<br /> **2=Witch<br /> **3=Naked<br /> **4=Sailor<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:firsttime.html|watch &quot;First Time Here?&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:firsttime.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;First Time Here?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|firsttime}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Toons]]<br /> [[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]</div> Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:41:49 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:First_Time_Here%3F http://hrwiki.org/wiki/credit_card <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|12}}<br /> [[Image:sbemail12.PNG|thumb|Homestar contributes to the Lots of Awesome Stuff for Strong Bad Fund]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad gets a scam email trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information. He knows just what to do with it.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (voice over)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, February 4, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:18<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate email check in five, four, three, two, one.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;Dear Mr. Bad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> We regret to inform you that your credit card&lt;br /&gt;<br /> has expired. To keep your account, we will need&lt;br /&gt;<br /> you to send your old credit card number and&lt;br /&gt;<br /> expiration date, as well as a new one so we can&lt;br /&gt;<br /> make the change. We promise we are real and&lt;br /&gt;<br /> not just trying to steal your money.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> John, and some other people&lt;br /&gt;<br /> who aren't scam artists&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, this sounds pretty serious. I know just what to do. ''{brings the cursor up to the first line}'' Just a little of this...<br /> <br /> ''{He deletes &quot;Mr. Bad,&quot; and inserts &quot;Homestar Runner,&quot; then brings the cursor down to the bottom row.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, maybe a dash of that...<br /> <br /> ''{He deletes the signature and inserts &quot;Superfied Credit Union&quot;. He then types &quot;forward message&quot;, which clears the screen. Fade to black. The text &quot;5 minutes later&quot; is typed in, then after a pause, backspaced out. Fade back in.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see what we got here...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad begins reading, and almost immediately the audio fades from Strong Bad's voice into a voice-over by Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;Dear Superfied Credit Union,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> You've got the same e-mail address as my&lt;br /&gt;<br /> friend Strong Bad! Anyway, here's my&lt;br /&gt;<br /> credit card information:&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> 5675 116 116 1352&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Exp. 13/02&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The number and date are not read aloud.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' That was too easy, man. Well, it looks like Homestar is about to make a little contribution to the Lots of Awesome Stuff for Strong Bad Fund.<br /> <br /> ''{He types in &quot;run “internet”&quot; and goes to &quot;[[#Cost of &quot;Coolest Stuff Ever&quot;|the_coolest_stuff_ever.com]].&quot; He clicks on the &quot;purchase&quot; button for &quot;spaceship&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme one of these... ''{clicks on &quot;Spaceship&quot;}'' A couple of these... ''{clicks &quot;killer robot&quot; twice}'' Oh, everybody needs one of these... ''{clicks &quot;rocket launcher&quot;}'' Oh, ''this'' thing, I gotta have that... ''{clicks &quot;robotic dog/shark&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Homestar's credit card number doesn't correspond to any major [[Wikipedia:Credit card number|credit card prefix]]; nevertheless, it is at least ''possible'' for it to be a valid card number because it passes the [[Wikipedia:Luhn algorithm|Luhn algorithm]].<br /> *This email shows Strong Bad moving a cursor on the Tandy 400, which doesn't have a visible mouse. It is also worth noting that a computer as old as the Tandy 400 is said to be would not be able to show a smoothly-moving arrow pointer, seeing as it is text-driven; mouse cursors in text-based programs were rectangles that jumped from one text character's space to the next.<br /> *Strong Bad only needs to hit backspace on his keyboard a few times to delete two whole lines of text.<br /> *Even though Strong Bad only typed &quot;forward message&quot;, the email still made its way to Homestar's inbox.<br /> *There is a website, [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com], based on this email. (It was taken down for a while, but was put back up &quot;under new management&quot;, and is currently down again.)<br /> *The page [[HR:coolest.html|www.homestarrunner.com/coolest.html]] contains a graphic with a [[robot]] and the words &quot;The Coolest Stuff Ever&quot;. The page title is &quot;The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM&quot;.<br /> *The total cost, minus shipping and handling if any, of Strong Bad's on-screen purchases is $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].<br /> *The Tandy is missing the highlight on the top left hand corner after the words &quot;5 minutes later&quot; appear.<br /> *Strong Bad forwards the email without defining the recipient. It could be that strongbad_email.exe is title-sensitive.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The first four numbers in Homestar's credit card number is also [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews']] PIN, used to access the pack of [[Homsar]] quotes from &quot;[[Downloads]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Cost of &quot;Coolest Stuff Ever&quot;===<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0; text-align:center&quot;&gt;the_coolest_stuff_ever.com&lt;/div&gt;<br /> spaceship.....................$3,000,000,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> rocket launcher...................$1,000,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> killer robot......................$6,000,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> 200 bean burritos.......................$300 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> robotic dog/shark...................$500,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> assorted awesome things..............$30,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> golden limousine....................$900,000 &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> two-headed cobra.....(seasonal) market price &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> bag of money................assorted amounts &lt;span style=&quot;background-color:green; border:1px solid #3C0;padding:2px&quot;&gt;purchase&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> Note that the prices for assorted awesome things, golden limousine, two-headed cobra and bag of money were not listed in the original SWF file for this Strong Bad Email. (i.e. If you took that original file and moved SB's head they were not there.) The hidden prices were later added by the Brothers Chaps as a nod to the fan site http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com - where these prices were first posted (although there is a typo in the cost of the golden limo).<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[[HR:sbemail12.html|watch &quot;credit card&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail12.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;credit card&quot;]]<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20030402141459/http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com/tcse/sbe/f/ Visit an archived version of the original the-coolest-stuff-ever.com], last updated around [[caper]].<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]</div> Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:52:58 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:credit_card http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page_1 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>{{mainnav|1|24|2}}<br /> [[Image:main1.png|thumb|right|220px|The Runner has landed.]]<br /> <br /> Homestar is on the moon.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Nebulon}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (constellation), {{Film|Marzipan}} (constellation)<br /> <br /> '''Place:''' [[The Moon]]<br /> <br /> '''Icon:''' Rocket ship<br /> <br /> '''Page title:''' What's not to love about Homestar Runner?<br /> <br /> ==Button Effects==<br /> *'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' - An astronaut pops out of the spaceship.<br /> *'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' - A huge explosion is seen on Earth.<br /> *'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' - Nebulon the alien bounces past.<br /> *'''[[Downloads]]''' - The lights on Homestar's spacesuit start flashing.<br /> *'''[[Store]]''' - Constellations of Strong Bad and Marzipan light up.<br /> *'''[[Email]]''' - A helmet appears on Homestar's head.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> [[Image:Overlappingstarsgoof.png|thumb|&quot;One small step for man, one giant leap for overlapping stars.&quot;]]<br /> *When the top of the rocket comes down, one star overlaps it, and another overlaps the Astronaut's flag.<br /> * This is Nebulon's first real world appearance on the site.<br /> * On Earth, the only recognizable place is the United States. The rest of North America and South America should also be visible. This could be a reference to the [[Theme Song Video]].<br /> * A second after the nuclear explosion (games), a small thud sound is heard. This could be an echo, but more likely a sound glitch.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:main1.html|go to Main Page 1]]<br /> *[[HR:main1.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 1]]<br /> {{Main Page}}<br /> [[Category:Main Pages]]</div> Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:56:59 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Main_Page_1 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>'''This [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk] Then This: [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.zipfm.tk], [http://www.forklog.tk FAP!]'''<br /> <br /> {{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:1101.PNG|90px]]|msg=This user's brithday is 30 days, excactly one month before [[Matt]]'s birthday. Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. This guy's freakin' scary! Oh, and he also has absolutely nothing to do with Mike, except that he was born 20 days before Mike did.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#666|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:block_computer.PNG|70px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is [[other days|Eastern-European]]}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/mimages|My Mimages]]</div> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:35:08 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7/mimages <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Gert7 Images<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|[[The Hornblower]] from [[KOT's VOQPCS]]<br /> Image:virus_borderglitch.png|Strong Bad just breakin' free<br /> Image:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png|The Cheat a.k.a. The Cheat<br /> Image:Tandy400explode.PNG|Tandy at Explosion<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;</div> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:32:47 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7/mimages http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7/mimages <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Gert7 Images<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|[[The Hornblower]] from [[KOT's VOQPCS]]<br /> Image:virus_borderglitch.png|Strong Bad just breakin' free<br /> Image:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png|The Cheat a.k.a. The Cheat<br /> Image:Tandy400explosion.png|Tandy at Explosion<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;</div> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:32:25 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7/mimages http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Tandy400explode.PNG <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Tandy 400]] at the moment of explosion. From [[retirement]].<br /> <br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:31:39 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Tandy400explode.PNG http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Tandy400explode.PNG <p>Gert7:&#32;Tandy 400 at the moment of explosion. From '''retirement (combined)'''</p> <hr /> <div>[[Tandy 400]] at the moment of explosion. From [['''retirement (combined)''']]</div> Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:16:29 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Tandy400explode.PNG http://hrwiki.org/wiki/weird_dream <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|34|gimmicks|sisters}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail34.PNG|thumb|&quot;How's it going, Texas?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Since the [[Tandy 400]] is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], to answer an email. Marie asks him about his weirdest dream.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} <br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Tangerine Dreams]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, July 1, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:17<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Tangerine Dreams!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat is typing away at his computer. Strong Bad shoves The Cheat away.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way The Cheat! I gotta use your computer.<br /> <br /> ''{He sits in front of the computer and presumably types 'run &quot;strongbad_email.exe&quot;' but nothing appears on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... ''{banging on the keyboard}'' TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Uh, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat comes and stands beside Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter. <br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat clicks the &quot;SB Email&quot; icon and the email window appears on the screen.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, here we go. <br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000&quot;&gt;what is the weirdest dream&lt;br /&gt;<br /> you've ever had?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -marie&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat clicks the Compose button in the toolbar.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, Marie, I'll tell you, but you gotta understand... The day before, all i &lt;!--[sic]--&gt; had to eat was like...13 pudding pops, okay? So the whole dream was just a picture of... Well, lemme show you.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pulls up on screen a handy picture of a map of the United States in a pair of white briefs.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in surprise}'' Meh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The United States in tight, White Brand underdrawers. Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means. ''{chuckling}'' No, really, you guys can interpret this one how you want. Me, I blame the pudding pops. Okay, so... Maybe I shouldn't have shared that with you guys. Uh... See you next week.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How's it going, Texas?<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end (after Strong Bad says &quot;How's it going Texas?&quot;), you can click on the United States to scroll through other states in underwear. They are, in order:<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Minnesota|Minnesota]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Nebraska|Nebraska]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Nevada|Nevada]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Oklahoma|Oklahoma]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Utah|Utah]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Mississippi|Mississippi]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Illinois|Illinois]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Florida|Florida]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Georgia|Georgia]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:California|California]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Louisiana|Louisiana]]<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *According to [[The Brothers Chaps]] during a 2004 university appearance, the weird dream was one [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] actually had. He drew it up as a visual aid for [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], and it served as the inspiration for the email.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The usual menu along the top bar when you are on a Mac desktop would read, &quot;File Edit View Special Help&quot;, but on The Cheat's, it reads, &quot;File Edit Help&quot;. Furthermore, there is no trash icon on The Cheat's desktop as per normal with Macs.<br /> *The Cheat is typing before Strong Bad pushes him out of the way, but when the computer screen is shown moments later, all that's there is the Mac desktop. There's nothing that The Cheat could have been typing into. The Cheat may have been, but more than likely was not, just using a typing input application and closed it with a keyboard shortcut when he saw Strong Bad coming.<br /> *The Cheat clicks the &quot;Compose&quot; button instead of the &quot;Reply&quot; button.<br /> *The Cheat has Strong Bad's email on ''his'' computer.<br /> *The Cheat also has the image of Strong Bad's dream on his computer.<br /> *By using a [http://www.squarefree.com/2004/07/19/flash-seek-bar-bookmarklet seek bar bookmarklet], you can see that there are a few extra seconds at the end of the email, which do not include any movement or sound.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *If you look closely at The Cheat's screen you will see an icon called &quot;So Cool a Flash.&quot; This was the subject line for the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez computer worm]].<br /> **Also, the window in which the U.S. in underwear appears is called &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; <br /> *The Cheat's computer is an [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] [[Wikipedia:IMac|iMac]]. In the top-left corner of The Cheat's computer is the little rainbow star that appears beside the contrast buttons on the Tandy 400, which corresponds to the trademark rainbow apple in the top-left corner of Apple's older computers (the rainbow apple was replaced with an aquatic-blue apple for [[Wikipedia:Mac OS X|Mac OS X]]).<br /> *The Back button appears in the Mac font [[Wikipedia:Chicago (typeface)|&quot;Chicago&quot;]], which is one of the required system fonts for the [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Macintosh operating system]] versions 7 and earlier. <br /> *The phrase &quot;Time to check the email&quot; and the tone in which Strong Bad says it is likely a reference to the old 1980s [[Wikipedia:Dunkin' Donuts|Dunkin' Donuts]] commercials where Fred the Baker said &quot;Time to make the donuts&quot; in a very similar sing-song tone.<br /> *&quot;Tight, White Brand Underdrawers,&quot; the product which the United States is wearing in the dream, is likely a reference to men's generic white briefs, often referred to as &quot;tighty-whities.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *A picture of the U.S.A. in briefs is shown in the [[Store|Homestar Runner Store]], under &quot;Store Locator.&quot;<br /> *The &quot;girl states&quot; shown in an Easter egg in [[comic]] don briefs when re-clicked at the top.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail34.html|watch &quot;weird dream&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail34.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;weird dream&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]</div> Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:52:45 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:weird_dream http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7/mimages <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Gert7 Images<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|[[The Hornblower]] from [[KOT's VOQPCS]]<br /> Image:virus_borderglitch.png|Strong Bad just breakin' free<br /> Image:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png|The Cheat a.k.a. The Cheat<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;</div> Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:54:55 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7/mimages http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>The Cheat pretending to be The Cheat.<br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:58:53 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:virus_borderglitch.png <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>A glitch from '''[[virus]]'''<br /> <br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:58:15 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:virus_borderglitch.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Cheat <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Biography */</p> <hr /> <div>{{charnav|The Cheat|cheat|Strong Bad|Strong Mad}}<br /> [[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|thumb|Yeah, he's The Cheat.]]<br /> == Biography ==<br /> [[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]] <br /> [[Image:Cheatdrums.jpg|thumb|Break it down]]<br /> [[Image:FleaPrisonRiot.png|thumb|[[retirement|Flea Prison Riot!]]]]<br /> <br /> <br /> '''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[Integral Article|integral article]], is at knee-height (1' 2&quot; ''et'' 18lb.), and covered with yellow fuzz. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is &quot;No rule is solid&quot;. He is what you could call [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] &quot;sidekick&quot; and [[Strong Mad|Strong Mad's]] best friend. [[Coach Z]] calls him &quot;The Chort&quot;. He also reminds [[Strong Bad]] of a duck (email [[lunch special]]). [[Strong Bad]] celebrates his birthday on the only day he knows it isn't: [[cheatday|April 18]]. <br /> <br /> The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad for many reasons. In [[privileges]], The Cheat earns points for doing things that amuse Strong Bad, and when he gets enough points, he earns extra privileges (e.g. use of the mute button on the remote control). Strong Bad pays The Cheat for his services; in [[lackey]], he reveals that The Cheat thinks that pencil shavings are legal tender, only for The Cheat to trick [[Bubs]] into accepting the shavings as cash. Strong Bad coerces and bullies The Cheat into being his lackey to a certain extent, and the two share a somewhat abusive relationship, particularly since Strong Bad is fond of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking him]]. It's possible that Strong Bad's bullying has given The Cheat an almost murderous hatred at times (as seen near the end of [[disconnected]]). Finally, The Cheat sees Strong Bad's brother Strong Mad as a source of protection, as seen in The Cheat's character video. While The Cheat is more than willing to help Strong Bad in his schemes of obvious illegitimacy, it must be noted that he isn't very good at it. Whenever he and Strong Bad try to pull off a heist, prank, etc., The Cheat usually screws something up and thus causes the plan to fail. A few examples of this are in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] (he is discovered behind a Strong Bad mask), and [[caper]].<br /> <br /> The Cheat is an amateur [[Macromedia Flash|Flash]] animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos on his orange iMac computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]]. These animations sometimes make their way into [[Strong Bad Email]]s, often even blurring &quot;reality&quot; with The Cheat's fantasy. The Cheat often uses his animations as an outlet for his pent-up feelings of abuse and unappreciation, rewarding his fictional self with [[Trophies|trophies]], fame, and friendship. He's also a master of many instruments; he plays the piano and [[The Cheat's keyboard|keyboard]] (from [[Everybody Knows It]], [[sibbie]], [[flag day]], and [[Strong Bad Sings]], and referenced in [[guitar]]), the drums (in the toon [[Cool Things]] and [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]), guitar, (also in [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]), and his [[The Cheat's Record Player|record player]]. He also is a [[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment|music producer]], doing remixes for The Geddup Noise ([[geddup noise]]) and the King of Town's New Jam, &quot;Not Talkin' 'bout Butter&quot; ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]) under the name &quot;DJ Teh Cheat.&quot; Also, as evidenced by scenes in [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[No Hands On Deck!]], he can knit. His less admirable qualities include being [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|addicted to cigarettes]], and extensive use of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] on the computer. His [[Characters' Contacts|AIM screenname]] is ''Cheatachu72''. <br /> <br /> The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad, probably tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he hatched from a giant [[Eggs|egg]] (possibly making him a [[Wikipedia:Monotreme|monotreme]], an egg-laying [[Wikipedia:Mammal|mammal]]) containing a lifetime supply of fishsticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. He also seems to have an addiction to smoking, as seen in [[montage]], [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]]. <br /> <br /> According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|this interview]], The Cheat does all the voices in his Flash cartoons. He normally can speak only in squeaks, but can impersonate the other characters speaking English remarkably well for a The Cheat.<br /> <br /> The Cheat also seems to possess [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explosive properties]], which can cause his head to explode with no lasting effects. It is debated exactly what triggers it, since The Cheat's anatomy provides no information about the subject. It could be triggered chemically (ie [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|carbonated drinks and Pop Rocks]] or [[Happy Fireworks|when agitated]]), when the brain is being overworked, such as in [[pizzaz|states of confusion]], or even for [[couch patch|no apparent reason]]. The most spectacular display was in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he was shaken by Strong Mad and thrown into the air. This provided a huge explosion resembling fireworks.<br /> <br /> The Cheat also had a recent battle with insomnia, as Strong Bad recounted in [[bedtime story]], due to watching a shockumentary about gingivitis. To go to sleep, he needs [[The Denzel]], a glass of [[Suudsu|suudsu]] and a story about him and [[Moses Malone]], followed by a chainsaw lullaby. Failing that, two or three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] are used.<br /> <br /> [[Image:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png|thumb|Now pretend this is The Cheat...]]<br /> <br /> As a side note, no one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. This is strange, because if the events in [[flashback]] are true, then The Cheat would have been &quot;born&quot; on the day he came out of the egg.<br /> <br /> The Cheat also attracts fleas, as seen in [[retirement]]. As explained in [[bottom 10]], The Cheat has a foul stench when he is wet. <br /> <br /> The Cheat also seems to have a crush on [[Marzipan]], as seen in [[do over]], in which The Cheat (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan.<br /> <br /> *'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Grill]]<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|&quot;The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest&quot;]]<br /> *[[:Category:The Cheat Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> *[[:Category:Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat toons]]<br /> <br /> ==The Cheat's Language==<br /> <br /> The Cheat speaks entirely in a language of [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|high-pitched squeaks and growls]], which is actually called &quot;The Cheat&quot;, that other characters apparently understand just fine. It's hinted that he knows some English, as he frequently says things that sound like fitting sentences not only in tone, but in how the words sound. At other times, however, it seems to be just gibberish, considering how he says two different things for &quot;Douglas&quot;.<br /> <br /> However, he does all the voices for his Flash cartoon, and can apparently talk in completely understandable English; why he never does so in conversation is a mystery.<br /> <br /> == Character Video Transcript ==<br /> ''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough! <br /> ...Okay, fine. ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a &quot;shing&quot; noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''<br /> Meh!<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> [[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|thumb|Kick The Cheat!]]<br /> *[[The Sneak]] ([[Old-Timey]])<br /> *[[Cheatball]] ([[20X6]])<br /> *[[:Image:sbemail107.PNG|Ilko Skevüld]] ([[cheatday]])<br /> *[[Cheat Commandos]]<br /> *[[Striped Green Rabbit|Stripéd Green Rabbit]]<br /> *[[Wilbur]]<br /> *[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatfish]]<br /> *[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatsauraus]]<br /> *[[Store_Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Garfield|Garfield]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].<br /> *[http://www.galleryc.net/images/a403.jpg Punchy] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *[http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/fat-albert/Russell-2.jpg Russell] (from [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].<br /> *[http://www.aldaver.com/Images/Os/masc1996.gif Izzy] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].<br /> *[http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif Sigmund] (from [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft's]] [[IMDB:tt0069632|Sigmund and the Sea Monsters]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo)|Toad]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].<br /> *[http://membres.lycos.fr/solharis/Gizmo.jpg Gizmo] (from [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Gremlins]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[The Cheat Evolution]]<br /> *[[The Cheat Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]<br /> *[[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]<br /> *[[Physiology of The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch The Cheat's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:vcr_cheat.swf|view the Flash file for The Cheat's character video]]<br /> <br /> {{Characters|Cheat}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cheat}}</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:57:23 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Cheat http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png <p>Gert7:&#32;The Cheat pretending to be The Cheat.</p> <hr /> <div>The Cheat pretending to be The Cheat.</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:55:33 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:thecheatpretendingthecheat.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7/mimages <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Gert7 Images<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|[[The Hornblower]] from [[KOT's VOQPCS]]<br /> Image:virus_borderglitch.png|Strong Bad just breakin' free<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:37:26 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7/mimages http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Virus <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Email &quot;virus&quot; */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail118.png|left|thumb|&quot;Wagh! That is not a small number. That is a ''big'' number!&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:main22.PNG|right|thumb|The Virus in action]]<br /> '''The Virus''' is the collective name of various ravenous computer viruses that infected the [[Compy 386]] in the email [[virus]]. The [[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]] anti-virus software was not able to cope with the 423,827 viruses found on the machine, resulting in a total infection of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. The resulting abnormalities were ended by [[Bubs]] and his [[Bubs's shotgun|shotgun]], who destroyed the viruses along with the Compy 386. The Virus made a reappearance in [[Main Page 22]] and caused several instances of breaking the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> ==Harmful Effects of The Virus==<br /> ===Email &quot;virus&quot;===<br /> [[Image:Popups.PNG|thumb|right|250px|&quot;Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!&quot;]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad]] could not [[DELETED|delete]] the virus-filled email.<br /> *The Compy experienced a &quot;[[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]]&quot;.<br /> *The Compy's screen turned to liquid and (in Strong Bad's words) &quot;peed the carpet.&quot;<br /> *The computer desk turned to gridwork and appeared to absorb the [[Floppy Disk Container]].<br /> *The [[No Loafing Sign]] turned to HTML code and vanished.<br /> *[[Strong Sad]]'s head disconnected from his body and turned into pixelated emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]], complete with description. It also caused his body (but not his floating head) to turn around and go through a looping walk cycle while still remaining in place. Eventually, he turned into a trading card from [[Character Cards|an old character page]] and flew out of the top of the screen.<br /> *The top of a main page crept in to the top of the [[Computer Room|computer room]], turning the &quot;Go on and see What's New!&quot; into &quot;Stave it off, 123&quot; from [[for kids]], causing glitchy versions of [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]], and the [[Sketchbook]]:<br /> **Quote of the Week's box was backwards and bounced around the screen, lodging itself at the top. It said &quot;Don't TAPE it!&quot; instead of &quot;Get it,&quot; and clicking on &quot;Hear it&quot; would cause a broom from [[Peasant's Quest]] to scroll across the screen and emit a loud and glitchy noise.<br /> **Weekly Fanstuff was an upside-down picture of [[Coach Z]] from when he tackled [[The King of Town]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]] (minus the King). The description was &quot;Stick to your Books&quot; written in &quot;MS Font Specialty,&quot; &lt;!-- &quot;virus&quot; email article says it's MS Fractions. Please clarify this! --&gt;and the &quot;Close&quot; button was misspelled. Moving the cursor over the Close button caused the words &quot;A BOOK&quot; to appear.<br /> **The Sketchbook turned into a Flash color mixer. Scrolling over it caused a green X to appear.<br /> [[Image:virus_borderglitch.png|thumb|125px|Breaking Free]]<br /> *Strong Bad was able to accidentally run outside of the box enclosing the email, out into the surrounding black background. When he tried to re-enter the [[Computer Room]], it moved to the left.<br /> *[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s body was replaced by [[The Homestar Runner]]'s, and he glided across the room rather than walking, leaving a trail of ghost images. After this, his head fell off.<br /> *Homestar was able to pick up the words from the bottom menu.<br /> *Several pop-ups of old-school Homestar from [[Homestar Talker]] appeared, each saying &quot;[[Making Out|Making out]] with Marzipan is totally awesome!&quot; One of these is an actual pop up that opens on the viewer's computer.<br /> *Marzipan turned into an [[Wikipedia:ASCII art|ASCII art]] picture of herself and emitted a loud and glitchy noise (the same noise made by the broom earlier).<br /> *[[Strong Mad]] turned into his old [[Yearbook_Character_Page|Yearbook]] picture and his old character description appeared at the top of the screen. When he moved, he made [[Homsar]]'s walking sound.<br /> *The King of Town was teleported to [[Teen Girl Squad]] issue &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:serif;font-size:140%;&quot;&gt;&amp;#960;&lt;/span&gt;. Here, [[The Ugly One]] had a deformed mouth and did not speak in word balloons. She slapped the King nine times, as Strong Bad did to Homestar in [[crazy cartoon]].<br /> *The H*R Loading screen was activated in the middle of the email, which then turned to a Windows 95-style &quot;It is now safe to turn off your computer&quot; message.<br /> *Bubs's mouth became a broken JPEG (in which the letters TH were written, for [[The Thnikkaman]], his alter ego), his eyes disappeared, his arms were stuck in one of his dance moves from [[Dancin' Bubs]], his midsection disappeared, his legs became 3D, and his shotgun looked like Homestar's leg.<br /> *[[The Stick]] turned into sky, where a badly disproportioned Strong Bad delivered dialogue from [[The Reddest Radish]], [[The Cheat]] floated around, turning into different versions of himself, and a silhouetted [[Rather Dashing]] flew across the screen.<br /> <br /> ===Main Page 22===<br /> *The Compy turned into several other computers from H*R, such as the [[Tandy 400]], [[Tangerine Dreams]], [[Lappy 486]], and the [[Pom Pilot]].<br /> *The menu buttons had irregular fonts and shapes.<br /> *Homestar's face could turn into the old-style face from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].<br /> *Scrolling over Games made part of the Main Page turn into a scene from [[Peasant's Quest]].<br /> *Scrolling over Characters made Homestar speak with a deep unintelligible disorted sound.<br /> *Scrolling over the Download button caused several popups featuring [[Monte Negro]], [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]], Cory from [[That A Ghost]] and the plate of food from [[Main Page 5]] to appear. All the time the [[Visor Robot]] is heard saying &quot;[[Fhqwhgads]]&quot; repeatedly (from [[Everybody to the Limit]]). When the food from Main Page 5 appears, the voice that is heard when the food is displayed (&quot;Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered.&quot;) is heard again. Then the Edgarware screen would pop up, with Edgar replaced by a [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style Bubs, who says &quot;...some of my buses,&quot; a garbled quote from [[mile]].<br /> *Scrolling over the Store button makes it bigger. Homestar's head also moves to the left, and he says &quot;Alright&quot; rather than &quot;Store&quot;. If the Store button is pressed 22 times, it will be at normal size.<br /> *Scrolling over Toons made the [[Museum]] button fall, crushing the [[Strong Bad Email|sbemail]] and [[Email|contact]] links. The links are not clickable until Toons is scrolled over again.<br /> *Scrolling over the Email button caused a duck from [[Duck Guardian]] to appear and be shot, blowing a hole in the HTML code, while a disproportioned Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appeared in the corner, saying, &quot;Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!&quot; from [[The Luau]].<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[virus]]<br /> *[[Main Page 22]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Computer Files|Virus, The]]</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:36:23 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Virus http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:virus_borderglitch.png <p>Gert7:&#32;A glitch from '''virus'''</p> <hr /> <div>A glitch from '''[[virus]]'''</div> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:34:13 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:virus_borderglitch.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7/mimages <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Gert7 Images<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|[[The Hornblower]] from [[KOT's VOQPCS]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:07:37 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7/mimages http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Mascot's story */</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - 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Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. This guy's freakin' scary! Oh, and he also has absolutely nothing to do with Mike, except that he was born 20 days before Mike did.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#666|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:block_computer.PNG|70px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is [[other days|Eastern-European]]}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/mimages|My Mimages]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:06:32 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Hornblower <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:hornblower.png|thumb|right|Blow that horn]]<br /> <br /> '''The Hornblower''' is seen in The King of Town DVD as [[The King of Town]]'s royal subject. When The King of Town feared for [[The King of Town's Sheep|his sheep]], it was this fair servant who summoned [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Pom Pom]]. In addition to his normal duties, he is a member of the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] and plays saxophone for [[All the King's Men!]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png|thumb|115px|left|[[KOT's VOQPCS]]]]<br /> He also appears in The House that Gave Sucky Treats as Thor the Caveman from the comic strip ''[[Wikipedia:B.C. (comic)|B.C.]]''; watch for him as he occasionally wheels down the road on a unicycle during The King Of Town's segment. Additionally, he appears on the King of Town menu when you mouse over the &quot;email&quot; button.<br /> <br /> The tune the Hornblower plays to summon Homestar Runner in the new version is &quot;Homestar Run. Run.&quot; from the [[Theme Song Video]]. The instrument that the Hornblower plays is called the [[Wikipedia:buisine|buisine]]. It was a long, conical brass instrument used by heralds in the Middle Ages.<br /> <br /> ==Complete Filmography==<br /> * '''Debut:''' [[The King of Town DVD]]<br /> *[[King of Town Main Page]]<br /> *[[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]<br /> *[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]<br /> *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br /> *[[Fall Float Parade]]<br /> *Email [[senior prom]]<br /> *Email [[the movies]]<br /> *[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: King's Servants|Hornblower, The]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:06:00 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Hornblower http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png <p>Gert7:&#32;'''The Hornblower''' from KOT's VOQPCS!</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> '''[[The Hornblower]]''' from [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]<br /> == Licensing ==<br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:02:55 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:The_hornblower_voqpcs.png http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:1101.PNG|90px]]|msg=This user's brithday is 30 days, excactly one month before [[Matt]]'s birthday. Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. This guy's freakin' scary! Oh, and he also has absolutely nothing to do with Mike, except that he was born 20 days before Mike did.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#666|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:block_computer.PNG|70px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is [[other days|Eastern-European]]}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/johh1|Jimmy'o's Toon]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:17:20 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:1101.PNG|90px]]|msg=This user's brithday is 30 days, excactly one month before [[Matt]]'s birthday. Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. This guy's freakin' scary! Oh, and he also has absolutely nothing to do with Mike, except that he was born 20 days before Mike did.}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/johh1|Jimmy'o's Toon]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:00:24 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:1101.PNG|90px]]|msg=This user's brithday is 30 days, excactly one month before [[Matt]]'s birthday. Besides that he was born excactly 20 years after Matt was, at the time of the Homestar Runner book release. He also thinks he imitates Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z and Homsar pretty well, for his sake. This guy's freakin' scary!}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/johh1|Jimmy'o's Toon]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:58:58 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:Museum of regrettable history.png|48px]]|msg=This user has counted all postcard easter eggs throughout Homestar Runner toons and got excactly 17. Must be nuts}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/johh1|Jimmy'o's Toon]]</div> Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:51:18 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Mascot's story */</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:Museum of regrettable history.png|48px]]|This user has counted all postcard easter eggs throughout Homestar Runner toons and got excactly 17. Must be nuts}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.<br /> <br /> [[User:Gert7/johh1|Jimmy'o's Toon]]</div> Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:25:07 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|&lt;font color=#9999CC&gt;sever his/her leg&lt;/font&gt;]]''', but he/she &lt;I&gt;would&lt;/I&gt; like to try a combo meal.&lt;/font&gt;}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=&lt;font color=#FFFFFF&gt;This user knows all the references and cliffhanging information about the '''[[Drive-Thru]]'''}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FF00FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|code=[[Image:Museum of regrettable history.png|48px]]|This user has counted all postcard easter eggs throughout Homestar Runner toons and got excactly 17. Must be nuts}}<br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:19:27 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#FFFF00|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=FAN|msg=This user also contributes to the '''[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=RV|msg=This user almost kinda often finds and reverts '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Gert7|Wikipedia]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5 Uncyclopedia]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=EM|msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=KID|msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=CL|msg=This user understands [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|A Computing Language]]}} <br /> {{userbox|border=navy|mainbkgd=lightred|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightblue|code=ET|47px|msg=This user lives in '''[[Wikipedia:Estonia|Estonia]].'''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[virus]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;This user was '''[[interview|&lt;span style=&quot;color:white&quot;&gt;raised by a cup of coffee&lt;/span&gt;]]'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> {{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ROFL|msg=This user is '''satirically [[funny]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}} <br /> {{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}} <br /> |}<br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:09:19 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Drive-Thru_Whale <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Whale.PNG|thumb|&quot;Sever your leg please, sir.&quot;]]<br /> The '''Drive-Thru Whale''' is a [[Wikipedia:Drive-through|drive-thru]] speaker that is situated in [[The Field]], but does not appear to be attached to a restaurant. Its speaker is very scratchy and difficult to understand. Its speech patterns range from typical drive-thru speaker phrases like &quot;Would you like to try a combo meal?&quot; and seemingly random phrases like &quot;Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.&quot; The speaker is also able to play a short length of music. It also has a rocket booster underneath it, which allows it to fly up into [[Space|Outer Space]]. It apparently has a taste for [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]]-pean Lobster. Apparently, it says &quot;Sever your leg, please.&quot; to check if the person that is in front of it is a Europa-pean lobster (which can sever it's own leg). If not, it continues to ask and may also include additional actions at some points, such as music.<br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Drive-Thru]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pseudocharacters]]</div> Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:36:17 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Drive-Thru_Whale http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Stick <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:TheStick.png|thumb|right|220px|&quot;In all its hangoutitude!&quot;]]<br /> :{{about|[[:Category:Pseudocharacters|Pseudocharacter]]}}{{for|wiki's community portal|HRWiki:The Stick}}<br /> <br /> '''The Stick''' is the place in an otherwise nondescript [[The Field|grassy area]] in which a largeish stick is poking out of the ground. Typically referenced as a meeting point, especially by [[Strong Bad]] and his minions. It is unclear as to whether it is just a stick in the ground, or a prematurely dead tree.<br /> == Appearances ==<br /> === Toons ===<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Where's The Cheat?]] <br /> *[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]<br /> *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br /> *[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]<br /> *[[No Hands On Deck!]]<br /> *[[Happy Hallow-day]]<br /> *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]<br /> <br /> === Strong Bad Emails ===<br /> *[[the bird]]<br /> *[[unused emails]]<br /> *[[labor day]]<br /> *[[kind of cool]] (Easter egg)<br /> *[[army]]<br /> *[[different town]]<br /> *[[montage]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> *[[origins]]<br /> *[[boring (really)]]<br /> *[[keep cool]]<br /> *[[Videro Games]] (Bonus email, Easter egg)<br /> <br /> === Main Pages ===<br /> *[[Main Page 16]]<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> *In [[labor day]], Strong Bad accidentally broke part of The Stick off while giving it a high-five. Curiously, the piece that broke off was never seen before that particular toon. Naturally, since it broke off, the piece hasn't been seen since.<br /> *According to [[origins]], The Stick presently rates a 10 in hangingoutitude, but was at one point the site of [[Homestar Runner]]'s [[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|bread sing-alongs]], which severely lowered said hangingoutitude by quite a bit.<br /> *In [[different town]], Strong Bad imagined the Stick as a [[Big Old Tree|Big Ol' Tree]].<br /> *In [[Main Page 16]], The Stick is a [[Decemberween]] stick.<br /> *In [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], The Stick was made up to look like a satellite dish.<br /> *In [[Happy Hallow-day]], The Stick is referred to as a twig by Marzipan, which proves that the name ''The Stick'' is rarely or never used by other characters than [[The Brothers Strong]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:bigoltree.png|&lt;center&gt;The Stick as a&lt;br/&gt;Big Ol' Tree&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Image:Christmas_Stick_Hi_Res.PNG|&lt;center&gt;The Decemberween Stick&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Image:enemy_radar_dish.png|&lt;center&gt;The enemy radar dish&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category: Places]] [[Category:Pseudocharacters]]</div> Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:01:03 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Stick http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Sbemail_100_Fakeout <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;<br /> {{watch|sbemail100.html}}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;<br /> [[Image:sbemail100.png|thumb|&quot;When are you gonna do one already?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad confronts the user with his/her snooping around the site. Homestar Runner adds to the hilarity.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Error Page]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' March 16, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running time:''' 0:30<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Not the 100th Email!!!<br /> <br /> == Explanation ==<br /> <br /> The two weeks following [[different town]] were filled with much angst, as faithful [[Strong Bad Email]] fans woke up on those Monday mornings without a new Email. After being teased by [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], and [[Puppet Time]], many people were getting impatient waiting for [[flashback|the 100th Strong Bad Email]]. Several of these people went so far as to check the expected URL for the Email directly, in hopes that they could see the Email as soon as possible. The only way this could be done was to type &quot;http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html&quot; into their address bar, since this address would follow the format used for the previous ninety-nine Emails. These users kept getting the usual [[404'd]] page, until about 2:20 a.m. (EST) on Tuesday, March 16, 2004, which was when they were greeted by '''Not the 100th Email!!!'''.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Scene opens to typical Internet Explorer error message. The sound of the wind blowing can be heard.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks on to the screen from the left to confront the viewer.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I suppose you think you're ''{sways his hips}'' pretty clever, huh? Thought you would find something you weren't supposed to see yet? Well, it's not&amp;mdash; <br /> <br /> ''{Homestar walks on from the right, interrupting Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, is this where the hundredth email is?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No. Get outta here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When are you going to do one already?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, just keep your pants on.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pants? Hmm...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, chew on that one for a while... ''{mumbles as he walks off}'' Teach you to poke around in my HTML...<br /> <br /> ''{A handwritten sticky note, which is supposed to be a system alert message, is slapped onto the screen, that reads:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> This is real. <br /> System report:<br /> Keep your pants on.<br /> For real.<br /> [ ok ]<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This is probably the only secret page on the site that is supposed to be found, but was never purposefully linked to at any time. However, for a short while, the links to Strong Bad E-mails on [[Broken Compy Menu]] were one lower than they should've been, so clicking on [[car]] brought you to Not the 100th Email.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Since the file for this animation is named sbemail100.html, the actual hundredth email's file name is sbemailahundred.html.<br /> <br /> *If you use a Flash player that is able to show the number of frames in a file, you'll find that the total number of frames in this file is exactly ''four hundred four'' ([[Wikipedia:HTTP 404|404]]).<br /> <br /> *Internet Explorer 7 and higher use other kinds of Page Not Found pages and other error pages. Those pages are easier, colorful and shorter than the ones used in Internet Explorer 6.<br /> **Instead of Page Not Found, the background shows the Page Cannot Be Displayed error.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The fake system report is from [[50 emails]]. Homestar put up a nearly identical one when he caused an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error]] on the [[Compy 386|Compy]].<br /> *The wind-like [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] at the beginning of the toon is from the sbemail [[ghosts]]. In the email, it plays shortly before and during when the little [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] appears on the [[Tandy 400]], and for a short time when it also shows up on the [[Compy 386]] screen. Both the background screen and sound effects were also used in [[The System is Down]].<br /> *This is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Sbemail 150?!?]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail100.html|watch &quot;Not the 100th Email!!!&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:100th_email.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Not the 100th Email!!!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|sbemail100}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]</div> Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:23:39 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Sbemail_100_Fakeout http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Sbemail_100_Fakeout <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align=right&gt;<br /> {{watch|sbemail100.html}}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;<br /> [[Image:sbemail100.png|thumb|&quot;When are you gonna do one already?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad confronts the user with his/her snooping around the site. Homestar Runner adds to the hilarity.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Error Page]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' March 16, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running time:''' 0:30<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Not the 100th Email!!!<br /> <br /> == Explanation ==<br /> <br /> The two weeks following [[different town]] were filled with much angst, as faithful [[Strong Bad Email]] fans woke up on those Monday mornings without a new Email. After being teased by [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], and [[Puppet Time]], many people were getting impatient waiting for [[flashback|the 100th Strong Bad Email]]. Several of these people went so far as to check the expected URL for the Email directly, in hopes that they could see the Email as soon as possible. The only way this could be done was to type &quot;http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html&quot; into their address bar, since this address would follow the format used for the previous ninety-nine Emails. These users kept getting the usual [[404'd]] page, until about 2:20 a.m. (EST) on Tuesday, March 16, 2004, which was when they were greeted by '''Not the 100th Email!!!'''.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Scene opens to typical Internet Explorer error message. The sound of the wind blowing can be heard.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks on to the screen from the left to confront the viewer.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I suppose you think you're ''{sways his hips}'' pretty clever, huh? Thought you would find something you weren't supposed to see yet? Well, it's not&amp;mdash; <br /> <br /> ''{Homestar walks on from the right, interrupting Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, is this where the hundredth email is?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No. Get outta here!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When are you going to do one already?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, just keep your pants on.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pants? Hmm...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, chew on that one for a while... ''{mumbles as he walks off}'' Teach you to poke around in my HTML...<br /> <br /> ''{A handwritten sticky note, which is supposed to be a system alert message, is slapped onto the screen, that reads:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> This is real. <br /> System report:<br /> Keep your pants on.<br /> For real.<br /> [ ok ]<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *This is probably the only secret page on the site that is supposed to be found, but was never purposefully linked to at any time. However, for a short while, the links to Strong Bad E-mails on [[Broken Compy Menu]] were one lower than they should've been, so clicking on [[car]] brought you to Not the 100th Email.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Since the file for this animation is named sbemail100.html, the actual hundredth email's file name is sbemailahundred.html.<br /> <br /> *If you use a Flash player that is able to show the number of frames in a file, you'll find that the total number of frames in this file is exactly ''four hundred four'' ([[Wikipedia:HTTP 404|404]]).<br /> <br /> *Internet Explorer 7 and higher use other kinds of 404 Page Not Found error pages. Those pages are easier, colorful and shorter than the ones used in Internet Explorer 6.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The fake system report is from [[50 emails]]. Homestar put up a nearly identical one when he caused an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error]] on the [[Compy 386|Compy]].<br /> *The wind-like [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] at the beginning of the toon is from the sbemail [[ghosts]]. In the email, it plays shortly before and during when the little [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] appears on the [[Tandy 400]], and for a short time when it also shows up on the [[Compy 386]] screen. Both the background screen and sound effects were also used in [[The System is Down]].<br /> *This is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Sbemail 150?!?]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail100.html|watch &quot;Not the 100th Email!!!&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:100th_email.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Not the 100th Email!!!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|sbemail100}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]</div> Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:17:06 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Sbemail_100_Fakeout http://hrwiki.org/wiki/weird_dream <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Remarks */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|34|gimmicks|sisters}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail34.PNG|thumb|&quot;How's it going, Texas?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Since the [[Tandy 400]] is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], to answer an email. Marie asks him about his weirdest dream.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} <br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' [[Tangerine Dreams]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' July 1, 2002<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:17<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Tangerine Dreams!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat is typing away at his computer. Strong Bad shoves The Cheat away.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way The Cheat! I gotta use your computer.<br /> <br /> ''{He sits in front of the computer and presumably types 'run &quot;strongbad_email.exe&quot;' but nothing appears on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... ''{banging on the keyboard}'' TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Uh, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat comes and stands beside Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter. <br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat clicks the &quot;SB Email&quot; icon and the email window appears on the screen.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, here we go. <br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000&quot;&gt;what is the weirdest dream&lt;br /&gt;<br /> you've ever had?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -marie&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat clicks the Compose button in the toolbar.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, Marie, I'll tell you, but you gotta understand... The day before, all i &lt;!--[sic]--&gt; had to eat was like...13 pudding pops, okay? So the whole dream was just a picture of... Well, lemme show you.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pulls up on screen a handy picture of a map of the United States in a pair of white briefs.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The United States in tight, White Brand underdrawers. Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means. ''{chuckling}'' No, really, you guys can interpret this one how you want. Me, I blame the pudding pops. Okay, so... Maybe I shouldn't have shared that with you guys. Uh... See you next week.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How's it going, Texas?<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end you can click on the USA to scroll through other states in underwear. They are, in order:<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Minnesota|Minnesota]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Nebraska|Nebraska]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Nevada|Nevada]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Oklahoma|Oklahoma]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Utah|Utah]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Mississippi|Mississippi]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Illinois|Illinois]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Florida|Florida]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Georgia|Georgia]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:California|California]]<br /> **[[Wikipedia:Louisiana|Louisiana]]<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *According to [[The Brothers Chaps]] during a 2004 university appearance, the weird dream was one [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] actually had. He drew it up as a visual aid for [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], and it served as the inspiration for the email.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The usual menu along the top bar when you are on a Mac desktop would read, &quot;File Edit View Special Help&quot;, but on The Cheat's, it reads, &quot;File Edit Help&quot;. Furthermore, there is no trash icon on The Cheat's desktop as per normal with Macs.<br /> *The Cheat is typing before Strong Bad pushes him out of the way, but when the computer screen is shown moments later, all that's there is the Mac desktop. There's nothing that The Cheat could have been typing into. The Cheat may have been, but more than likely was not, just using a typing input application and closed it with a keyboard shortcut when he saw Strong Bad coming.<br /> *The Cheat clicks the &quot;Compose&quot; button instead of the &quot;Reply&quot; button.<br /> *The Cheat has Strong Bad's email on ''his'' computer.<br /> *The Cheat also has the image of Strong Bad's dream on his computer.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *If you look closely at The Cheat's screen you will see an icon called &quot;So Cool a Flash.&quot; This was the subject line for the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez computer worm]].<br /> **Also, the window in which the U.S. in underwear appears is called &quot;So Weird a Dream.&quot; <br /> *The Cheat's computer is an [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] [[Wikipedia:IMac|iMac]]. In the top-left corner of The Cheat's computer is the little rainbow star that appears beside the contrast buttons on the Tandy 400, which corresponds to the trademark rainbow apple in the top-left corner of Apple's older computers (the rainbow apple was replaced with an aquatic-blue apple for [[Wikipedia:Mac OS X|Mac OS X]]).<br /> *The Back button appears in the Mac font [[Wikipedia:Chicago (typeface)|&quot;Chicago&quot;]], which is one of the required system fonts for the [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Macintosh operating system]] versions 7 and earlier. <br /> *The phrase &quot;Time to check the email&quot; and the tone in which Strong Bad says it is likely a reference to the old 1980s [[Wikipedia:Dunkin' Donuts|Dunkin' Donuts]] commercials where Fred the Baker said &quot;Time to make the donuts&quot; in a very similar sing-song tone.<br /> *&quot;Tight, White Brand Underdrawers,&quot; the product which the United States is wearing in the dream, is likely a reference to men's generic white briefs, often referred to as &quot;tighty-whities.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *A picture of the U.S.A. in briefs is shown in the [[Store|Homestar Runner Store]], under &quot;Store Locator.&quot;<br /> *The &quot;girl states&quot; shown in an Easter egg in [[comic]] don briefs when re-clicked at the top.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail34.html|watch &quot;weird dream&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail34.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;weird dream&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]</div> Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:04:38 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:weird_dream http://hrwiki.org/wiki/DNA_Evidence_(running_gag) <p>Gert7:&#32;/*Appearances*/</p> <hr /> <div>In three consecutive [[Strong Bad Emails]], characters referred to '''DNA evidence'''. In all cases, the quotes occured in places where no context could be discerned.<br /> <br /> [[Wikipedia:DNA|Deoxyribonucleic acid]] (DNA) is a nucleic acid that contains the genetic instructions for the development and functioning of living organisms, including humans, as all living things contain DNA genomes. [[Wikipedia:Genetic fingerprinting|Genetic fingerprinting]] can use DNA evidence to distinguish between individuals of the same species using only samples of their DNA.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[strong badathlon]] - Marzipan believes the DNA evidence has been tampered with.<br /> *Email [[unnatural]] - Strong Bad says he tampered with the DNA evidence<br /> *Email [[the movies]] - A character in the movie says that when he returned, the DNA evidence was gone.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Object running gags]]</div> Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:53:12 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:DNA_Evidence_(running_gag) http://hrwiki.org/wiki/New_Stuff <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:NewToonsMenu.PNG|thumb|Production Update!]]<br /> The '''New Stuff''' list on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] lists the toons that have just been added to the site. It was added on February 12, 2007 and currently lists the toons released in 2007. Once browsed another category, a person can come back to the New Stuff category by clicking on the tape that says &quot;NEW STUFF!&quot; in red. <br /> <br /> The New Stuff category also includes emails, TGS Issues and Answering Machines. The toons in the menu will shortly be removed after an even newer toon comes out. The menu maximally fits 4 toons. Although mostly in the toons menu, all toons have a different 3-letter abbreviations, all Ansering Machines, emails and TGS Issues that are in the New Stuff menu have abbreviations based on their category, for example, emails have SBE and TGS Issues have TGS.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[TV Time Toons Menu]]</div> Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:09:32 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:New_Stuff http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:ComputerRoomFull.PNG <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Whoa! How was this made? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:53, 25 February 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Do you want the gory technical details or just the basics? It's a combination of screenshots of the widescreen view of the desk from [[flashback]] and the high roof from [[pop-up]], stitched together in [[Wikipedia:MSPaint|MSPaint]] by [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird L17]]. I added in the uncarpeted area with the lightswitches from [[monument]], stitching it together in [[Wikipedia:The GIMP|The GIMP]]. Of course, I can tell you everything I had to do in its unneccessarily complicated and excessive detail, but it would probably read like a rant, so I won't. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:52, 25 February 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Well, even I could make something like that out of various pics... IN MS PAINT ONLY! Maybe if you check out the user Gert5, which I own on Uncyc; gert5's [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Gert5/Images image gallery], which all images are made in Ms Paint! --[[User:Gert7|Gert7]] 09:17, 29 December 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I disagree the No Loafing sign should be on Strong Bad's right. YAH! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 12:26, 17 September 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :It's shown as both in various toons, but as I said, the uncarpeted area is from the egg in [[monument]], and the No Loafing sign is visible in that shot. In some emails it's visible [[monument|to the left of the desk]], [[no loafing|in various places]], and in some [[redesign|it's to the right]]... in some [[flashback|you can see both at once, and it's on neither]], or [[2 years|it's somewhere completely different]]... don't concern yourself too much about where in the room it belongs. Though, yes, it does appear to the right of the desk in ''most'' appearances... I couldn't be bothered moving it, since it's already there in that shot. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:46, 17 September 2006 (UTC)</div> Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:17:59 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:ComputerRoomFull.PNG http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Happy_Hallow-day <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Inside References */</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|hallowday|Happy Trogday|Fan Costumes '06}}<br /> [[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|thumb|&quot;In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!&quot;]]<br /> It's Halloween Night but it's not Halloween ''night''. Everyone sets out to find out what happened to it before Halloween is over!<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> See '''[[Happy Hallow-day Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing. <br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Stick]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[King of Town's Castle]]<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 30, 2006<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:18 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 5:14 actual &lt;!-- 3777 frames --&gt;<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks through the field, which is sprinkled with leaves. A clock reading &quot;8:13 pm&quot; briefly rises from the bottom of the screen before disappearing; however, the sun is clearly still out. Strong Bad hides behind The Stick wearing a red witch's hat and mask.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Half-singing}'' Do do-doo doo, lotsa leaves, do do-doo hmm...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps out from behind The Stick}'' Grody bloody gross and blood!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Bored}'' Eh, nice try, Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And, you were hiding behind a twig.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know. Why isn't it dark yet?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar, dressed as a newsboy and holding up a newspaper. As he says each line, he holds up a different newspaper with a front-page headline matching what he's saying.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! Citizens mobilize to save holiday! In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!<br /> <br /> ''{Closeup of The Local Newspapes. It has a picture of two pumpkins, the headline reads, &quot;Happy Hallow-Day!&quot;, and the subtitle reads, &quot;These ARE the opening credits!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch. Strong Mad is standing behind it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Hits the newspaper he's holding}'' This is bull-tonk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna go interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! ''{Walks off. Strong Mad and The Cheat look confused. Strong Bad pops his head back in the frame.}'' Or not.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad. The clock appears again and reads &quot;11:18 pm&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Halloween Niiiight! Come here, boy! ''{Whistles and brings out a chew toy that looks like a brain with a bolt and eyeball sticking out of it. He squeaks it while talking.}'' I got this spooky, yucky chew toy for ya! ''{Whistles}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{In a laughing voice}'' Ye-heh-hes! ''{Whistles}'' Obviously! I am...! Aware...! That it is not...! What was that last part?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' A puppy.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...A puppy!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, good. ''{A yellow glow appears in the upper left corner of the screen, and grows brighter as Strong Sad talks}'' But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night. ''{Eerie music plays.}'' I don't do so well with all this sunlight! ''{Strong Sad looks toward the menacing sunlight.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while rapidly changing his position}'' Sit, Halloween Night, Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit sit-sit! <br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad and Pom Pom slowly back away, then run off. Homestar whistles again.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan on a different part of the field. Marzipan is playing a reggae rhythm on Carol. Coach Z enters.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Hey, whatcha doing there, sista?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stops playing}'' I'm trying to attract Halloween Night with music. ''{Starts playing again}'' It loves reggae, you know! ''{Stops playing}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Good idear! And I can do some of my famous Halloween sound effects that everybody knows me for!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, I don't think that's what everybody knows you for.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' What are ya torkin' abort? Listen to this spooky owl! Hort! Hort hooort! Hort hort! Or get a load of these creepy crackets! Cracket! Cracket-dadadadadadada! ''{Marzipan starts playing again}'' Cracket-dadadadada!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' We be jammin'! ''{Stops playing, with a vibra-slap sound}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The clock appears for a moment reading &quot;12:09 am&quot; before disappearing. Music plays in the background}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What is wrong with you people? ''{Holds up a can of black spray paint}'' I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! ''{Sprays can, throws it behind him and holds up black opaque shades with orange frames}'' I got Halloween Night vision goggles! ''{throws glasses behind him and pulls out a &quot;Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit&quot;. The words &quot;Hollerin' Jimmy's&quot; have been covered with a piece of masking tape with &quot;Halloween Night&quot; written on it}'' I even got this do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut through static to Spooky Woods with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat. The trees are covered in yellow flowers.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I thought sure we'd find Halloween Night in the spooky woods! This place has really gone uphill since it disappeared. Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.<br /> <br /> '''THE SKULL:''' ''{Rainbow afro sprouts from head}'' A-jam on it!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Good thinkin' Monchhicheat! That guy's always hanging out with Halloween Night! But how do we find him?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant the Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat pulls out a keyboard and plays the Goblin's organ jingle. The Goblin appears, wearing swim trunks and sunglasses.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What's this crap-cake? Where's Halloween Night? Strong Mad, pat him down! ''{Strong Mad picks up The Goblin by his feet and shakes him. Several coins, a pencil, some lint, and a hamster ball fall out.}'' Aw, he's clean. I'm taking that hamster ball, though.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle with Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith. The clock reads &quot;2:38 am&quot; before disappearing.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Cough it up, King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You amateurs! You don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head}'' It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well now where do we look? I need some doom and gloom soon. ''{Starting to laugh}'' Something funny is happening to the sides of my mouth...! ''{The corners of his mouth wiggle and turn upward, creating weird noises.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Scene changes to Homestar, making a box trap at The Stick. The trap involves a trail of candies with orange and black wrappers leading to a cardboard box placed over The Stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, you are a genius! ''{Turns around}'' Thank you, Doug. ''{Turns back around}'' So tell us what you're doing here. ''{Turns around}'' Well, it occurred to me that no Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies. ''{Holds up and shakes two orange and black candies before dropping them.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' How are they biting today, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sound Effects Man! Ooo-ooo! Do broken wheelchair. On cobblestone! <br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! ''{Continues making sound effects during Homestar's next line.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like I'm right there, wheeling Grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop in here and get a kielbasa, Grandma?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field with Marzipan, Strong Sad and Pom Pom. Strong Mad, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk in. Strong Sad's mouth is still wiggling. The clock reads &quot;5:42 am&quot; and disappears.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Laughing}'' Somebody shoot me.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this sucks. Halloween Night's almost over and still no sign of Halloween Night. We should be out there turning treats right now!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well, Happy Halloween anyways everybody. ''{The scene suddenly darkens.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! Say that again!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Say what? Happy Halloween? ''{The scene darkens some more.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now somebody else say it!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Horpy Horlaw&amp;mdash; ''{The scene gets brighter.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Covers Coach Z's mouth.}'' Not you, Coach Z. Now, everybody, all at the same time!<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' ''{except Coach Z}'' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!<br /> <br /> ''{The words &quot;HAPPY HALLOWEEN!&quot; appear at the bottom of the screen. The scene darkens into night. Crickets can be heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes it worked! I'm gonna egg so many candies and eat so much houses. I'm gonna&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{A rooster crows and the sun abruptly comes up. Birds start singing.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, uh... what do we do now?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!<br /> <br /> ''{The words &quot;HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!&quot; appear at the bottom of the screen. Cut to the end screen, with a Mexican-style skull of Homestar, wearing a sombrero, while a reggae beat plays, ending with a vibraslap.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the final shot, where all of the characters stand in their costumes.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> * As with other Halloween cartoons, click on the Poopsmith's head (after the King of Town says &quot;this year&quot;) to see Homsar. (He will also appear in the end scene, but he doesn't have a separate Easter egg.) <br /> *: ''{Homsar is standing beside a pile of newspapers similar to those Homestar is seen with during the toon intro. He is holding up one of the papers to display the headline &quot;EGGS TREE! EGGS TREE!&quot;, and a tree growing eggs as fruit can be seen behind him.}''<br /> *: '''HOMSAR''': Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up is mah get down! ''{his head sinks into his neck, leaving an empty space}''<br /> * At the end, click on Strong Bad:<br /> *: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sta-rong. Bad. That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!<br /> *: '''STRONG BAD:''' If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian, I'd beat the crap outta you right now.<br /> * At the end, click on Marzipan:<br /> *: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I just ''love'' your &quot;I-have-a-caterpillar-crawling-across-my forehead&quot; costume! And kind of a mustache...have..costume...<br /> * At the end, click on The Cheat:<br /> *: '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, The Cheat, technically shouldn't all this sunlight be turning you into some sort of horrible beastie?<br /> *: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Covers eyes, The Cheat noises sounding similar to Gizmo's line &quot;Bright lights! Bright lights!&quot;}''<br /> * At the end, click on Strong Sad:<br /> *: '''STRONG BAD:''' 'At's a good costume, Strong Sad. What is that, you at your twenty-year high school reunion?<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Kielbasa|Kielbasa]] is a type of Polish sausage.<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:Day of the Dead|Day of the Dead]] is a celebration of the memory of deceased ancestors which is celebrated on November 1st and November 2nd in Mexico. Its art and themes also feature prominently in Frida Kahlo's work. It is also known as [[Wikipedia:All Saints Day|All Saints Day]] or All Hallows Day. The night before, All Hallows Eve, is the basis for the term Halloween.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *If you view the Flash file in a Decompiler or use the Flash Seekbar bookmarklet, it reveals that the stack of newspapers on the Loading screen reads &quot;[[News Articles|Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!]]&quot;, which is the same newspaper Homsar holds up in his scene.<br /> **When Homestar holds up the &quot;In Unrelated News&quot; newspaper, the stack next to him also reads &quot;Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!&quot;<br /> *Three different characters in this toon (Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homsar) play fictional characters of real comedians who were associated with ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''.<br /> *Sunlight doesn't turn [[Wikipedia:mogwai|mogwai]] into gremlins; it kills them. Eating after midnight is what triggers the transformation.<br /> *The sky is shown to be lighted shortly after 5:42 AM on November 1. In the United States, [[Wikipedia:Sunrise|sunrise]] occurs later on that day, but in some locations twilight would have begun by that time.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> [[Image:Newspapesgoof.PNG|thumb|Man, newspaper editors have to start COPYING these things, not just gluing them on.]]<br /> *When the opening credits newspaper appears, the picture is off the paper for one of the frames of spinning.<br /> *On the opening credits newspaper, there is an extra space between &quot;ARE&quot; and &quot;the&quot; in the sub-headline &quot;These ARE the opening credits&quot;<br /> *In the scene where Coach Z is imitating a wheelchair, the candy Homestar dropped on the ground in the previous shot is still visible, now in mid-air, and appears on top of Coach Z's arm.<br /> *After Homestar's close-up during Coach Z's wheelchair impression, the last candy in front of the box trap, a black one, has disappeared.<br /> &lt;!-- Yes, Homsar can be mouse-overed to see his and his costume's name at any time, even while a costume Easter egg is playing. This is merely because his appearance is an inserted movie due to his Easter-eggieness. Therefore, this is not a Goof, or a Glitch, it is expected behavior. Thanks for playing. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The scene at Bubs' Concession Stand follows the same format as Bubs' scenes in [[Senorial Day]].<br /> *''[[Periodicals|The Local Newspapes]]'' was also the name of the newspaper Strong Bad was reading in the email [[candy product]]. This newspaper also appears in the [[Dangeresque]] movies.<br /> *Bubs' do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit is a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy's]] brand, which Bubs previously sold in the email [[lackey]].<br /> *The way Homsar's head sinks into his body is similar to that of [[The Homestar Runner]] in one version of [[Kick the Can]].<br /> *At the end, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|compares]] Strong Bad's costume to his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]] costume: [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]].<br /> *Strong Bad is seen holding a [[Smoking|cigarette]] at the end of the cartoon.<br /> *Strong Mad shakes the Goblin, causing objects to fall out of his head. He previously did the same thing to Strong Bad in the email [[do over]], causing change to fall out of his head.<br /> *This toon features [[Eggs|eggs]].<br /> *Orange and black candies were previously mentioned in [[Malloween Commercial]].<br /> *Eggs as fruit was mentioned in the email [[colonization]], where an old-English kind Homestar declared &quot;Eggs not to be fruit&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> * Forming into a &quot;giant mechanical space panther&quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Voltron|Voltron]].<br /> * Strong Bad calling The Cheat a Monchhicheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Monchhichis|Monchhichis]].<br /> *&quot;Jam on it&quot; is a reference to the song of the same name by [[Wikipedia:Newcleus|Newcleus]].<br /> * Strong Bad's witch mask is identical to Lucy's from the [[Peanuts]] cartoon [[Wikipedia:It's_the_Great_Pumpkin,_Charlie_Brown|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown]].<br /> *The skull in the Spooky Woods with a rainbow afro may also be an [[Wikipedia:Adult_swim|Adult Swim]] reference to the evil clown head in the animated series, [[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force'']].<br /> * The ending screen with the picture of Homestar's skull is reminiscient of the artwork of [[Wikipedia:José Guadalupe Posada|José Guadalupe Posada]], who also made artwork regarding the Day of the Dead, and was a heavy influence on LucasArts' [[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]].<br /> * The description of this cartoon on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] reads: ''Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang.'' [[Wikipedia:Galang|&quot;Galang&quot;]] is the most famous single by [[Wikipedia:XL Recordings|XL Recordings]] artist [[Wikipedia:M.I.A.|M.I.A.]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:hallowday.html|Watch &quot;Happy Hallow-day&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:hallowday.swf|View the Flash file for &quot;Happy Hallow-day&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:10135|Forum thread re: &quot;Happy Hallow-day&quot;]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|hallowday}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Halloween]]</div> Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:13:12 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Happy_Hallow-day http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Logo_redesign_2006 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* FCUSA Puzzle */</p> <hr /> <div>==Proposed logo discussions==<br /> This is the discussion section for [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006|the 2006 logo proposals]]. Please address the logos in the section with the matching heading title. Click on the heading title to view the logo to which it refers. Please keep comments about logos civil and friendly; you can say you don't like a logo without instigating contention.<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current|Current]]===<br /> The strengths of this design are its simplicity and its connection with the [[Intro]]. Aside from its slightly older style, one possible weakness is that by featuring only Homestar, it suggests that he is representative of the H*R body of work as a whole, which over time has grown to revolve around other characters equally or more (well, Strong Bad). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:44, 5 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :&lt;s&gt;[http://www.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/wikihrlogo_new.png This one] seems to be just the ticket to me, though I'd like it even more if pixel by pixel the only thing that changed was Homestar. Maybe I'm just too used to the current design. I ''do'' still want the character's latest design in there instead of one that's a year or two old though. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:47, 6 November 2006 (UTC)&lt;/s&gt;<br /> ::It ''is'' the latest design, only drawn differently. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 13:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Oh, so it is. Never mind then. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:52, 12 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :What makes this one so strong, and what I think we need to keep in mind with whatever we choose is that it is a logo, it is simple recognizable and easily connected to what it represents. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I'm kinda tired of this one. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:59, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> I don't see what's wrong with our current logo. It still looks good and works well. I'd personally like to keep it. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:44, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I see nothing wrong with it either, but I also want a change of pace. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:02, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I am very sorry - I like many of the submissions I see, I mean, they're all really great. But the current one is the best of them all. If we didn't have a logo now, I'd pick the one we have now. '''''BUT''''' in my opinion, one of the other logos that have been suggested for this wiki would be great to replace the one over at the fanstuff wiki!! --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 20:33, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Almost Everybody|Almost Everybody]]===<br /> Somebody said they wanted more characters in the logo. I think it was Trey. So I put some more in there as silhouettes in the background. I think it's a very professionally done styled logo. I like it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:34, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Homestar look a bit off. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:59, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Petty attempts at flaming someone else for disliking your logo aren't really smiled upon. Honest, tactful opinions only, please. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:06, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I like the two side silhouettes but I'd take out whoever is in the middle. Can't see him anyway. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:10, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Lapper, to my knowledge Trogga hasn't made any logos, so far only bleedorange and I have {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:12, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::He did the Encyclopedia Style logo above.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:17, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::1. I didn't criticize his logo just because he didn't like mine, and 2. that ''was'' honest, tactful opinion. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Oh, no, of course not. Let me find that edit summary... ah, here we are. &quot;It's my turn to bash YOUR logo!&quot; Let me know what you think is &quot;honest and tactful&quot;. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:22, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::That wasn't meant to be taken seriously... --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:24, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::FYI, sarcasm doesn't come through in written form. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:29, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::That wasn't sarcasm. (OK, I'll stop.) --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::I actually like this logo, but can't you fix Homestar? Especially his eyes. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:14, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::There's actually no difference between this Homestar and the others in my other logos, it's the same one. I've been working with the same PSD file all along. The reason it appears like it to you, most likely, is because the image is surrounded by white. Due to the fact that the logo is darker than most the others. If you copy and paste it into a darker bordered surrounding, it wouldn't look that way as much. Otherwise I have no idea what your talking about because I didn't change him at all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:22, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::I see. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:24, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I'm not sure about the characters in the background, I understand the desire to include more of &quot;what H*R.com is about,&quot; but I see this as not being inclusive of the universe while leaning towards becoming too busy to be a LOGO for the wiki - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Blury. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Good concept, and looks pretty sweet. I wouldn't mind this logo. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::It's blurry on purpose, foreground in focus, background out concept. Not my favorite, I personally vote against this one and I made it! lol.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:19, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Basement|Basement]]===<br /> For reasons stated [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|above]], I don't really think SB's basement is really the place to put Homestar Runner. It's more his domain than Homestar's. Which is why I think this logo wouldn't work.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:42, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :[[:Image:Wiki logo basement 2.png|just a thought]] {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Nah, I think if any other character is going to be on the logo, then Homestar should too.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::The logo will have to have Homestar on it. There's no way around it. He's the guy.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:38, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::If this wasn't &quot;named&quot; basement I think it would take less flack, as this is the design on the walls of TBC's office. I mean it is much of what a logo should be, simple, clean, clear, distinctive, and well connected to what it represents. The patern of this wall is very well recognized as something conected to H*R.com while at the same time showing that this is a seperate entitity from anything TBC created - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Black Background|Black Background]]===<br /> :I like this one head and shoulders above the others, it has a professional look that an encyclopedia should have, and I really like the logo in the background which I feel better represents the H*R universe than any forced inclusion of other characters. Again like &quot;basement&quot; it is simple, clean, clear, distinctive, and easily connected to what it represents - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 18:27, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I don't think the black background would go well with this white and colorful website. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:51, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Edit Link|Edit Link]]=== <br /> - This idea is supposed to encapsulate some of the idea behind the wiki: a transition between [[The Field]] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/headbg-kb.jpg the wiki background] (I wanted it to be a smooth, blended transition from the colored field to the washed out grayscale background, but I don't have the tools) and the [&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:blue&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;] link you see on wiki section headings. Needs some cleanup though, if it's going to be usable. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:23, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Until I read this, I thought that Homestar was standing in a spot right next to [[The King of Town's Castle]] (grass to stone). It just looked like that to me upon first glance, and I wouldn't have given it a second thought if I didn't read this. I think the sudden change is a bit disorientating. If you blended it, however, it might be a smoother logo. Pardon the pun. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:26, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::This is definitely the best concept I've seen yet, no doubt. It symbolizes the wiki greatly, but somehow I can't see this becoming a recognizable logo. Maybe it's just the sudden change that strikes me. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::It's a neat idea, but people wouldn't probably get it when they came here for the first time. They'd wonder why Homestar is next to the KOT's castle with Edit written no the wall. lol. I still like the concept, but I can't think of a good way to do it in a small image and it still be a good logo.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:23, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Could you create a mock-up of how this would look if actually applied to the main page? Because I have some slight doubts that it would produce the desired effect. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 23:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::I can't see this working at all, I understand the idea and it's good as an idea, but as a logo it doesn't seem to fit. Nor does it give recognizeable branding to the site. Very low on my list - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Encyclopedia|Encyclopedia]]===<br /> A bit plain, but symbolizes the idea of a H*R encyclopedia/wiki. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:41, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I definitely don't like this idea at all. Text as a logo?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:39, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I was going to add Homestar, but MS Paint wouldn't let me. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:57, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I, also, disagree with the use of this logo. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I still kinda like logo, mainly for text I've chosen. Feel free to improve the idea. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:21, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::I don't think anyone would get that it was supposed to be an encyclopedia. They would just see text and go, &quot;what's that supposed to be.&quot; Logos are generally visual. I don't like it because I can't think of a way that this would be appealing.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:26, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::I was tryin' make a logo like [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wiktionary:Main_Page Wiktionary]. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:30, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::I get that one because it uses a pronunciation key (or whatever you call it)... and varying font sizes, etc. Yours just looks like a paragraph from a book. But either way, even if it looked better I don't like the idea. Personally.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::I think the Wiktionary logo is pretty bland. Not what I would have chosen for something as exciting as the HRWiki.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:35, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Hang on. This might be cool in the background behind Homestar... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::Even with Homestar, I think it's going to be too busy and not representitive enough to be a logo, but I'm willing to wait and see - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::::I agree. As a logo alone, it's quite bland, and as a background, it would be distracting. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:56, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::::Text woldn't work. 1.) It's boring. 2.) It wouldn't look right on this backround 3.) it makes no sense. Why couldn't you just put words as the logo. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:56, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> Having the words as the background isn't such a bad idea. It might be a little distracting, but it might not be as distracting if the words are in faint print. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :It would look bad also because Homestar is white and the background is white... a &quot;wash out effect&quot; would happen. It's not a very interesting idea, IMO.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:38, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I don't like this logo at all it would look like part of the page not a logo for the page.{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 22:20, 9 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I never really intended this logo to be a real logo; I just wanted to present my idea for a logo. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:23, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Everybody Everybody|Everybody, Everybody]]=== <br /> I made this one fairly quickly, it could use some better-looking text. Ideas, comments? {{User:FireBird/sig}} 21:55, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Very good! WAy better than I could do. So... cool. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:58, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :It has potential. But like you said, look for some better text. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:17, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Seems a little bright to me, might not match with the current background. But as Lapper said, it does have potential. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:04, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I really am quite against featuring EVERY major character on the logo. I just think it makes it cluttered plus it's hard to do in a 150x150 spaced area and still look good. They're SO TINY on that image that you can barely see them. To bring them closer where you CAN see them makes it that much harder to put them ALL in there. Do you see where I'm going with this? Homestar by himself or with say the second leading character (Strong Bad) is about as much into this kind of idea of multiple characters as I think we need to get. Because really, it's not like people visiting here are going to not know there are more characters. TBC don't have every character on their main intro page, and the website IS Homestar Runner.com after all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:26, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Well, Homsar's not in it. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:29, 12 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I have nothing against trying to get more characters into the logo (although I'm against making Strong Bad central), but I agree with BleedOrange that the chances of anything simular to this actually making it so that it's clear and recognizable is slim at best, so with so many options, I vote no to this one fo'sure fo'sure - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#FCUSA Puzzle|FCUSA Puzzle]]===<br /> The logo is a renderation of the wikipedia logo with Free Country on it. It signifies that we continueously build on the Homestar Runner World. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 22:17, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :The logo itself isn't bad (but not great either), but I am a bit disturbed by the idea that we &quot;build&quot; on the world of Homestar Runner, because while we look inside that world at things deeper, we're not really adding to the world TBC created in any way really. As far as the logo goes, I like the idea, the logo itself isn't that simple though, or really all that clear. But it is a good general idea for a design focus. The other thing is I'm not entirely sure that using the globe puzzle, a logo should make a &quot;brand&quot; (in this case the site) distinctive from other simular sites, so thats my view on this. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I'm not saying that we're adding to the world of Homestar Runner, I'm saying that as the Homestar Runner universe expands, we add onto the wiki, building on the information of the world of Homestar Runner as more things are divulged. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 16:08, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Ok. Makes more sense to me now. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:24, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Actually, I think you should cut out Homestar and the background and put Homestar Runner WikI under it and it'll look like Wikipedia. --[[User:Gert7|Gert7]] 08:40, 18 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Field|Field]]===<br /> I kind of like this one...and the field is a good background for the logo. What about Homestar, SB, and maybe one or two others gathered around the stick? Or maybe that would be too cluttered. Hmm.... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :This isn't bad, but the field seems a little non-specific for a logo. Not first place in my book - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I think this would be my favorite if it had the kamikaze background. But I see there could be a problem with the lines converging. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I like having The Field as a background. It's a good general representation of the H*R universe. One of my favorites right here. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar and Strong Bad|Homestar and Strong Bad]]===<br /> :This is a pretty good concept: I like the inclusion of Strong Bad as well as Homestar, since both are equally central to the Homestar Runner body of work. If we end up liking this design, there are some small suggestions I could make, but as an overall design I think it shows great promise. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Not to into this. I like the idea. But not this logo.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:56, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::It's cool. BUT I don't don't like the blinking. {{User:The thing/sig}} 23:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::The thing I don't like is the font. Dark on dark? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:09, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Too too much Strong Bad focus along with color and font issues. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar and Strong Bad in the Field|Homestar and Strong Bad in the Field]]===<br /> I liked the idea above, but not the logo itself. So I put them in the field. Whatcha tink?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:36, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like a lot of things about this: I like the inclusion of both SB and HR, the foreground/background juxtaposition, and the classic setting of The Field. In my mind, this is a strong candidate. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I think it's a very nice logo. I'm using it on my monobook right now. I increased the brightness so it blended better with the Wiki. It looks pretty good on my 'puter and I think it has a lot going for it. Features the two main characters in a classic and common setting for the toon.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 04:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I'm still happy with the original, but of the prospective future logos, this one is my favorite. Simple but effective. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:29, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Also my favorite... I like Homestar coming in from the side, and I love Strong Bad's pose. Excellent. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 23:12, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Very professional looking. Not my personal favorite, but one of my favorites. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> Looking over them all this ''might'' (I'm not sure) be my favorite. It 1) doesn't have just Homestar, 2) has Strong Bad, and 3) looks, well, logolike. I can't quite explain that, but it has a certain logociousness that, say, Weclome Back doesn't. &amp;mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:19, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I agree with AbdiViklas. This logo looks ''very'' professional and a lot like a logo. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 01:22, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::This one's my favorite and Official Logo Homestar gets second place. This design really does look professional, unlike some that would be more appropriate for the informal fanstuff wiki. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|&lt;span style=&quot;color: #800080;&quot;&gt;''Brightstar Shiner''&lt;/span&gt;]] 13:49, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :While I do think this is above average as a logo for the site (in that it is pretty clean and recognizeable), I don't like that it seems to focus on Strong Bad with Homestar seeming to interupt him, if we go with anything with both involved (which I am very against anywho) it should have Homestar at center and Stongbad in the background and mostly out of frame. Also I think Homestar should have his mouth closed in any logo design, it's just more professional. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::While I hear what you're saying, I'm not sure I understand it: Why do you feel so strongly that it should be just Homestar, or Homestar-centric? (Um, aside from the fact that it's called the &quot;Homestar Runner Wiki&quot;, I supppose.) &amp;mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:53, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::There are a few ways to look at it: 1) if this is your first experience with the world of Homestar Runner, you would expect the character at the center of the logo to be Homestar Runner. 2) We are Homestar Runner Wiki, and not Homestar and Strong Bad Wiki, while Strong Bad is important to the H*R universe, he is not the &quot;focus&quot; of the site 3) Our logo and thus our &quot;brand&quot; has been Homestar-centric, and thus to remove him from the focus really changes our &quot;brand&quot; and I'm not sure thats needed. <br /> All of this is comes back to the same thing you said, our name is Homestar Runner Wiki, and our logo should represent either the entirety of the website, or the character for which the site we're a wiki about was named. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 02:22, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar in Front of Logo|Homestar in Front of Logo]]===<br /> This is a simple redesign, but design is different than others in a way that its so unoriginal, its original. Think about it.--{{User:Strong Devon/sig}}01:30, 11 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Thought about it. No, I don't like it. Not clean enough or clear enough to be a recognizable branding (logo) for the wiki. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Jokestar Runner|Jokestar Runner]]=== <br /> <br /> It's dot Joey! {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :This logo would be perfect! Unfortunately, I don't think we could get permission to use that picture from TBC ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:29, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Since when do we ask TBC for persmission to use pictures? ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:29, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Actually. that's the next project after the logo redesign: send TBC individual emails about each image on the wiki asking for their permission to use them. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:17, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Funny! Funny. That...is a joke, right? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|&lt;span style=&quot;color: #800080;&quot;&gt;''Brightstar Shiner''&lt;/span&gt;]] 01:12, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Yep &amp;mdash; it's a joke :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:39, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Have TBC given any indication that they &lt;b&gt;want&lt;/b&gt; us to do that? If they email one of you and said that they'd prefer for us to get permission to use their images, then ok, we respect their wishes. &lt;b&gt;But&lt;/b&gt; since we've been at this for half a decade and if they haven't complained, then I would consider it a severe annoyance to email them about every image. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 02:28, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::See above :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:39, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Actually, we've only been at this for three years. Point still taken, though. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 10:18, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Kamikaze Full Body|Kamikaze Full Body]]===<br /> This is like the idea with the logo but without. It's my personal favorite. I think it is the best example of what the new logo should be like. Similar to before but with a refreshing twist.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:44, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :If this section symbolizes [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|18, 24, and 25]] as a whole, I vote for No Logo Homestar style. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:08, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Yeah that's what I meant for this section to symbolize.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:20, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Then yeah, all for this. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 05:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::I really like this one. Simple, but updated. Not too much going on, but newer.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 05:08, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Heck yeah! [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|24]] is my favorite. I think this is the style we should go with, personally.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:38, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::This version of the logo is my personal fave. The old background with the new Homestar. Because he's what the site is all about and don't you forget it! If you try to bring other character to the logo, some (like me) will complain why you left out that other character. Blinking or not, I don't care. but I want '''this one'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:28, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Would prefer a more strait redesign of the current if we went this route, but it's ok - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> I almost like this one. The only thing I dislike is the white outline around Homestar. It's too thick. I would like it is it were fading into the blue like the current logo. Also, I dislike the crampedness of the words &quot;Homestar Runner&quot;. Maybe if Homestar were further down a little, and the words were a little bigger. I don't know. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:20, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Between this one and the current one, I think the current one is better. It's simpler, more visible, and Homestar looks (and is) more intelligent with his mouth closed. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:34, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::I agree with all others who have this as their favorite. It's a subtle, yet powerful change that is just what this wiki needs. It keeps the simplicity of the old logo, but with a twist. Pretty awesome. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::::I agree as well. This logo is just what everyone is used to, but updated.{{User:Flamer8965/sig}}<br /> ::::::::::This one's definitely my favourite too. I've got it set as my logo in [[User:Loafing/monobook.css]] for over a week now, and I'm pretty happy with it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> There doesn't seem to be much disapproval for this logo. I still think it's better than any of the others. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:04, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Lappy|Lappy]]===<br /> This one is interesting and the lettering is pretty nice, I think, but the animation will probably lose it's novelty after a while and annoy some users. I have nothing against animation (like homestar blinking) but not as constant as this. Maybe a static version could be used? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Yeah, I don't like the cursor blinking either. But I do like the concept. I can make strong bad in it too ya know. It's just the idea. I can take away/add to it. It's best to leave it as one character though, for the reasons that this image is too small for too much more to be going on in it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Good concept, the design as a whole doesn't seem to quite hit me as a &quot;recognizeable logo&quot; but it's again something that could be worked with I think, better than alot of options in my eyes, but still not the best - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::The blinking is kind of distracting. {{User:The thing/sig}} 23:02, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Agreed. To me, all the animations are distracting. A simple and easy to remember logo is what I'm going for. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Weighed against the other (and now better) ideas. I don't like this one much anymore. Blinking, stationary or uhh.. blinking. It's nice, but not nice enough to be the WIKI logo IMO.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:30, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Official Logo Homestar|Official Logo Homestar]]===<br /> Summarizing the objections from [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|above]], including the official logo in ours may cross an ethical boundary. Despite this, I think this is an example of a way to broaden the scope of our logo from Homestar the character to the Homestar Runner body of work. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :The black one above, does a better job of being a logo for the wiki, as I concur that this makes us seem a little too connected to H*R.com and TBC.<br /> ::I would like it better if the logo was in front of Homestar. With him in front, it's hard to read what the logo says. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Official Logo with Green Wiki|Official Logo with Green Wiki]]===<br /> Looks GWEAT. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:12, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :A branding issue with this one. Makes us seem way too connected with the official world of Homestarrunner.com. We need to be sure to keep our brand distinct from TBCs as while this site wouldn't exist otherwise, we are completely seperate and not connected in any way, thus our logo needs to represent that. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I just don't see how using the official logo in our logo is any different than using Homestar in our logo. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 17:33, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::A definition of a logo(edited from Wikipedia): &quot;A logo is a graphic element or icon of a trademark or brand. A typical logo is designed to cause &lt;B&gt;immediate recognition&lt;/B&gt; by the viewer. The logo's shapes, colors, fonts and images are usually different from others in a similar market.&quot; Thus to use the official logo of Homestarrunner.com as the main focus of our logo is to give the impression that we are part of that brand, which we are not. This is also part of the reason I think we shouldn't stray too far from the logo we already have (Homestar-centric as someone called it). - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:24, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Very well put.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:10, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> This, is, actually the ''first'' suggested logo change, taken from [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 2]] at [[User:Pertmywert|Pertmywert]]'s request. I think it's well crafted. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:29, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I'll concur that this is a GREAT logo, everything I'd want in a logo if it was my company (simple, easily identifiable, very well connected to the subject represented, presenting a positive and professional image.) Yet, the branding issue is a major problem, there's unfortunately (at least in my mind) no real way to get around it, to make enough changes to avoid potential trademark infringement (or at least intellectual property infringement if it's not a trademarked logo) we'd be cheapening our brand to that of a cheap rip-off of an original (see lots of store brand sodas or &quot;fake&quot; watches and jewelry brands.) Also I stand by the fact that to move too far from what the logo we've got now is not just changing our logo, but rebranding our entire effort, which I do not see as being something we need right now. (If we had changed our mission or our way of operating or something else then yes, we should look at rebranding ourselves, but we haven't.) As is, the only reason to update the wiki logo seems to be that we want to modernize to better represent the subject of the site and just to look more &quot;current&quot; with the times. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 23:58, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Old New Star|Old New Star]]===<br /> I'm not sure how much this crosses the boundaries of too much. But I thought it'd be kind of neat if the logo could switch back and forth between the original design for Homestar and the current. The one in the example above is set for 15 second intervals. But I made a [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrstar_oldnew30.gif 30 second] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrstar_oldnew60.gif 60 second] one as an example. The 15 second is just so you don't have to wait around forever to see it. The 30 or 60 is the actual timer I think it should have. Most people would see it as it is. Just a regular logo, those who stick around for awhile might notice it changed. They'd be like, wait a second... wasn't that a diff. Homestar? It will loop back and forth every 30 or 60 seconds from the original design to the current. It's not a very big file size either. Only around 20 kb.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 04:54, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like the still image of Homestar (current) in front of the old star, but I don't like the animation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:14, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::No matter what is decided, I think that this will deserve a paragraph in [[A_History|our history]] once we all decide. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I basically copied the way TBC animated it. So, uhm, what are you saying man! You don't like TBC's animation!?! lol. And yeah, this is pretty historical. Err, hysterical. Hysterically long.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::TBC rarely morph between Homestars if ever. I don't like the looking of going from old to new, it looks rough and abrupt. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:45, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Go look at Strongest Man in the world... that's where it's from. I did take out two frames of the animation to get file size down, but otherwise I did it exactly how they did. It doesn't have to be animated either. This is a '''DESIGN IDEA''', it's for the design itself, not just the animation. I can make it stationary too. I kind of like it more stationary anyway. Although I had to animate it. You say TBC never morph between them, but that's not the point. The point is that it morphs between them so sometimes it's the original design and sometimes it is not. It's supposed to be abrupt. I could make it .. fade.. into the other but I promise that wouldn't look as good. How do YOU think it should be animated if you don't like it. Got any ideas? :)--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 16:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Now I made another version where he just blinks (NO MORPHING)... [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hsnewstar_blinks.gif stationary - just blinks]--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 17:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Bleed, you really don't need to get this defensive. You are doing some fine work here but not everyone is going like everything that you do. As I stated above, I like this one stationairy like the link that you post immediately above. Keep up the good work. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 18:12, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I'm not a big fan of the multi-homestar options, we're an encylopedia, not just a history textbook, also this one strikes me as a little too much like something that would be on the website, and we should keep arms length from that in my mind. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :: First of all, IRF, I'm NOT getting defensive. I don't know what you got out of what i said, but I didn't take offense. I wanted it to be CLEAR that this is an idea for a logo and it does not have to morph, blink or do anything at all than be a stationary image. Which is why I pointed out &quot;design idea,&quot; and I could go on defending what I said but the point is I wasn't offended at all. I asked how he thought it should be animated because I'd actually like to hear some new ideas if you don't like something. Don't just say, oh well I don't like this... why not say what you would like as well? Anything I say on here is me trying to make clear either WHY I did something one way or that it's just an IDEA and I welcome more. Or I wouldn't continue to keep making logos. And, Skev, I don't see a reason why we should keep away from something that would be on the website. Just because Homestar is standing in front of a star isn't a big deal. I could have him stand in front of a field, kamikaze blue rays or a million other things... but it will all be derived from something on the site. The current logo is like something you would see on the site. So that's my thoughts on this. Oh and I also made a transparent version of the logo. See [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/star.gif this link here for transparent version of the logo]. That's it for now!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:31, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I changed the animation, it's a lil smoother now. I think. 20 second interval.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Once again, the animation could be distracting. I'm all in favor of a still image, though. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Puzzle|Puzzle]]===<br /> This is an interesting logo. You can't really see the characters underneath the puzzle design, which only represents one part of the wiki (the lots of different article &quot;pieces&quot; part). So it's overshadowing the main concept here, even though I must admit that the logo itself looks really awesome. Oh, and I [[HRWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_15#Just_Kinda_Wonderin.27...| totally called the slogan]]. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|&lt;span style=&quot;color: #800080;&quot;&gt;''Brightstar Shiner''&lt;/span&gt;]] 16:26, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I think this one's pretty cool, and very professional-looking. The only flaw is that it's a little hard to see the details on the pieces when it's logo-sized... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I like this one as a logo, but due to the problems mentioned above, it should not be the main branding logo of the site, if we were a company, I would highly recomend this as a secondary informal logo (for backgrounds, stationary, art, immaging) , so as much as I LOVE this one in every way shape and form, for our purposes, *sigh* - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Running Intro|Running Intro]]===<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Then and Now|Then and Now]]===<br /> I like this particular new idea because... quite honestly, it's going to be very hard to get multiple characters with-in the small logo and have them large enough to visibly see in a nice way. Homestar is, technically, the main character and alone can represent the toon itself... which is why he is on the main pages on the official site. This idea shows how far H*R has come from old to new, and is themed around the original book. Which is always nice. :)--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:49, 5 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like that one, except It seems a little simplistic. Maybe the Homestars could be moved up a little, and have the lettering the same as either the one we have now, the star themed one, or the darker outline one? {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Yeah I could do that. But I was trying to copy the way TBC actually did it on the book. I could make it show all of both Homestar's bodies.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:47, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::I think maybe we could do half old half new (i.e. the old field and homestar on one side new field and homestar on the other)? Just a thought.--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Don't think much of this both for the reasons mentioned in the &quot;field&quot; and in &quot;then and now&quot; - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I like it. But, I don't like the possition of &quot;the homestar runner wiki.&quot; {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:57, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Weclome Back|Weclome Back]]===<br /> One aspect that I like about this one is that by including multiple characters, it better represents that this is the Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon) Wiki, and not the Homestar Runner (character) Wiki. I'm interested in seeing other logos that incorporate multiple characters or perhaps just Homestar and Strong Bad. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:44, 5 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like the [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki_hrmarziblink2.gif blinkage style]--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:44, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::If Homestar is blinking, shouldn't Marzi blink too? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:28, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Marzi does blink.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:37, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki_hrmarziblink.gif I like this one the best.] --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 13:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :This is too busy for a logo, it isn't something that will be easily connected to the wiki itself in my mind, and it's just really busy. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::What do mean &quot;busy?&quot; --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/busy &quot;Full of distracting detail&quot;], probably. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::This one's pretty good, except the text is kinda hard to read. Other than that, good logo. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::Just to clear things up, I'm pretty sure the [[The King Of Town|KOT]], [[Marzipan|Marzi]], and [[Homestar]] all blink in this logo. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:44, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::The King never blinks. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:48, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::I swear I saw his eyes move...--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:13, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Wiki_Globe|Wiki Globe]]===<br /> I realize that I am not the best graphic designer in the world, but I think that the general idea comes across. The faces need a little bit more work to &quot;sync&quot; better with the globe, and Homestar's face may need to be a little more prominent. Besides that, this is pretty much the concept. I'm not sure if the Wikipedia logo can be used like this, but I don't see why not. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 23:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like it. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 00:22, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :While it's a nice idea, this would make us look affiliated with 'Kipedia. Some folks are already confusing us as it is, and I don't think we should enforce that perception. I strongly prefer an independent logo of our own.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::In answer to your last sentence, Ation, this kind of falls under the discussions above about using the H*R logo as part of our own. (I.e. might not be okay, and even if it's okay, maybe not desirable.) Although I wouldn't be nuts about this as a logo, I ''do'' think it's awesome. (This, by the way, is what I immediately thought of when I saw &quot;Puzzle&quot;.) &amp;mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:43, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::On the subject of whether this would be allowed, I suggest you look at [[User:Soapergem/Legal]] &amp;ndash; though that was about [[:Image:Homestarpedia.png|Homestarpedia.png]], and we'd have to ask them again if we chose this logo, I expect we'd get a similar response. Personally, I agree with Loafing, the line between us and Wikipedia already seems muddied enough, to new users... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::Agree with the above comments. Nonetheless, it does look really cool! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:27, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :In addition to the Wikipedia issues, we are not Strong Bad Wiki. You're not doing any favors to first time visitors with this one. We need to make sure the logo represents what we're about to someone with no idea who we are (or maybe even Homestar is). - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I made some changes to the logo. Mostly, changes the globe from Strong Bad's head to Homestar's hat, rearranged faces, and &quot;coolified the letters&quot;. People think it's better or worse? -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 00:44, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Much better, but many of the issues from above still are in play - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#World|World]]===<br /> I made a brand new logo that I think works very well. Everyone's opinion is always different but I like it. For one thing, it incorporates a globe behind Homestar... we're like an encyclopedia to the world about Homestar Runner, many people using the Wiki are from all around the globe. This shows that. It uses the fictional globe in which Free Country, USA exists, so it also doubles as a symbol of the HR world. Homestar is standing there. Obviously. And it stands out from most of the other ideas, the website itself and is very different from the original logo. I made a few different colors for the background. A grey, blue and brown one. I tried other colors and trust me, they don't look as good.<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey.png Grey]<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Blue.png Blue]<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Brown.png Brown]<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey_Bl.gif Grey Blinks]<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Blue_Bl.gif Blue Blinks]<br /> *[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey_Bl.gif Brown Blinks]<br /> And just in case you are wondering how it would look ON the wiki. I made a GIF image that cycles between them as an example. It's low quality, but it gives you the idea. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/exampleworld.gif Example of Logo on the Wiki Itself]. I am a big fan of either the '''Grey''' or '''Blue''' ones. I don't like the Brown so much. And I'd actually prefer it to be stationary, but I made some that blink too. I could always make the blink times less or more. Anyway, what do you think?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 20:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Due to requests.. I changed the main idea to a lighter colored background. Which I like better too. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/lightergrad.png VIEW UPDATED IDEA HERE]. And if we wanted to change the favicon, it could always be the image of the globe itself without homestar in front of it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:13, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::That new one is very cool, although I don't really like how his shadow is going to the right, as if the light is coming from the right. It sort of conflicts with the shadow that TBC already put there. If you removed the spotlight, that would make it perfect. (He's floating a little too. You might want to remove the shadow below him.) I wouldn't really like shading in the logo at all, if nessicary, because you want it to seem like it's looking straight at you. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 21:32, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::Per your requests.. I removed the shadow on Homestar (agreed it contradicts the established shadow, though I could move it to the other direction). [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/world_somechanges.png View Some Changes on the logo]. How's that?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:41, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::I think that it looks great now, nice and slick. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 21:43, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::I like it... a lot. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::: I changed the direction of the shadow, and did one without the shadow... changing the way Homestar faces to being the right. Take a look [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/World_shadowleft.png With Shadow Facing Right] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/world_noshadow.png Without Shadow Facing Right].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::It still seems a little weird to me with the shadow, now it's conflicting the world's shadow. (Plus, Homestar's a little off center). I do think that the one without the shadow is great. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:06, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::::Corrected some problems with the one where he faces right with no shadow. (I made the other side of the globe darker on accident) [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/facerightnoshad.png View Corrected One Here].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:00, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::::Well, this gets my vote. It cooooool. It reallyhas nothing to do with the wiki exept for the homestar. But alright. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:52, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> I love this one. Probably my second favorite. Good representation of the Homestar universe. Not too simple, not too busy. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :Can you make Homestar blink in that logo? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:55, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::Having Homestar blink would probably mess up all the awesome gradiants Bleed0range has in there, so it would probably be messy (and impractical) to make him blink. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:58, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::Good point. The awesome gradients of this logo would match the awesome gradients of the Main Page. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 01:15, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::The Kamikaze full body is no longer my personal fave. This one is definitely my personal favorite of them all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::I agree. This one is very awesome. Except, the gradient mixed with the world's shadow. Maybe getting rid of the world's shadow would help? (Curse those shadows! They always seem to get the best of you!) - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 02:21, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::Nah, I think the gradient around the globe is necessary. It makes it look nicer than without. I tried it without and I didn't think it looked very good. The gradient is what helps give the globe a three dimensional feel. Things can have multiple shadows. Getting rid of the world's shadow would be a very difficult photoshop edit that would require a lot lot lot of time and probably not even look very good. I tried increasing the brightness... that didn't work. I'd have to piece it together using like the clone stamp tool or something which... *sigh* would take forever and like I said, probably look awful.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:35, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Even with this logo, which looks fine, I still firmly believe in the 18/24/25 version. But then, it's a personal choice that I'm going for minimal change here. I just want to preserve the integrity of our original logo as much as possible, and I don't feel any of these other logos fulfill that. &amp;mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:25, 8 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::Holy crap this one is way better than the full body logo I totally change my vote to this one like Bleed0range {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 20:50, 9 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> While I don't see what's wrong with our current logo, this is probably my favorite of the new ones. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:43, 10 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :This one is very good, and I think it would look awesome with a transparent background (much in the same way [[Wikipedia:Image:Wikipedia-logo-en.png|Wikipedia's logo]] lays on top of the page). We can discuss these details more if we end up picking this logo, though. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:11, 11 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::I do like this one. It does very little to mess with the current branding of the site and organization while updating the logo to something that feels more &quot;modern&quot;. It is fairly simple to recognize, exclusive to this site, and makes good conections to what we're about here at the wiki. It makes my top 4 (along with the Current design, Basement, and Puzzle) - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld&amp;#39;s Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I agree with Joshua completely. If the logo must be changed, please let it be to this one. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 23:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> ::This one is my favorite. The only thing that I don't like is the font. If we are selecting a new logo, why a new font? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 22:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> :I like this one. It's pretty cool. Though I DO agree that the font needs to be changed....<br /> <br /> ==Other ideas==<br /> Do you have a great logo idea but not the graphic design tools to make it yourself? Post your idea here, and someone may try to make it.<br /> <br /> Another suggestion, which in no way discounts my support for the current logo with Homestar's current design, is [http://www.hrwiki.org/logoright/logo.php]. Perhaps one of those images? I especially like the one in AhnbergHand. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Maybe A big star in the background with &quot;Homestar Runner&quot; in a arch and &quot;Wiki&quot; in a bowl like shape with Homestar and Strong Bad's Head {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 03:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)</div> Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:40:26 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HRWiki_talk:Logo_redesign_2006 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/halloweener <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|7|depressio|brianrietta}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:sbemail7.PNG|thumb|&quot;I'm a belle!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Tandy 400}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 31, 2001<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 1:13<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:'''''''{types &quot;run strongbad's__email&quot;}'' I am going to check my email.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;Dear Strongbad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I want to have the bestest halloween&lt;br /&gt;<br /> costume ever this year. How can I make&lt;br /&gt;<br /> a strongbad costume?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> With crap,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Ben from Ohio University&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Ben, I couldn't agree with you more. You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet. ''{stops typing}'' But I digress. Onto the costume... ''{gets up}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Field.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' We'll demonstrate on stupid over here.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar drops from the sky and lands in the middle of the Field.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' First, paint your head red.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar's head is slapped and becomes red.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then, take your shirt off... to expose your manly chest.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar's shirt peels off and a digital blur appears over his white, [[Naked Homestar|naked body]].}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Next, get some boxing gloves,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Giant boxing gloves appear on Homestar's feet.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' &amp;mdash;or if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do.<br /> <br /> ''{A huge pink oven mitt appears on Homestar's head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Next, duct tape some aluminum foil&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Aluminum foil appears to Homestar's right in a blue box labeled &quot;ALUMINUM FOIL&quot; on two sides.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' &amp;mdash;to some twine.<br /> <br /> ''{A ball of twine appears to Homestar's left. Duct tape appears, attaches to the aluminum foil, wraps around Homestar's legs and then wraps around the twine.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume. You'll be the belle of the ball.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a belle!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Tandy 400.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sits down, doesn't type}'' Okay, so until next time, who put the &quot;ween&quot; in &quot;Halloween&quot;? I don't know. Probably you. ...you freakin' weirdo!<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *'Belle' is French for 'beauty' or 'a beauty'. 'Belle of the ball' is a common phrase to describe the most striking woman at a party.<br /> <br /> *The writer of this email claims to be from Ohio University. OU is famous for its annual Halloween street party, which features several thousand costumed revelers.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> * This is another of the very few emails that had the &quot;Old Emails&quot; button on the monitor. It's since been removed by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to fit with the rest of the [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]].<br /> *This is the last email where Strong Bad's head is at the right side of the screen and a bit higher, making his mouth visible. This is also the last email where his head doesn't move while talking.<br /> *Clicking &quot;back&quot; used to take you to the Games menu instead of the Strong Bad Email menu if you clicked on it. This has since been fixed, although if you click on it while it is fading in, it still takes you to the Games menu.<br /> *This is the first email in which Homestar makes a personal appearance.<br /> *This is the first email to be over one minute long.<br /> *When Strong Bad says &quot;you freakin' weirdo&quot; at the end of the e-mail, he uses his current voice, without the weird accent, which he uses in full for the first time in the next e-mail, [[brianrietta]].<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *When Strong Bad returns to the Tandy, the text he typed before is missing.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When Homestar falls he has a circular shadow, but it disappears as soon as he lands.<br /> *When Strong Bad returns to his computer, his reply has dissappeared<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Bad receives his second [[Crapfully Yours]]-style signature in this email.<br /> *The [[Oven Mitts|oven mitt]] that Homestar is given is the same one Strong Bad was wearing in [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This is the last one we did before we started doing them weekly.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yep.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ...or relatively weekly.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And then we were still doing them... I was still in New York, livin' in New York... I was ''in'' New York and ''living'' in New York.<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Um...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, these ones, I think I just recorded them. They were so, like, simple for— this was one of the more complicated ones for early on, but I would just send you audio and you'd do the entire thing.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. It didn't take very long back then.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's our... there's our Homestar Runner.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The hills slash bushes in the background are a little different than usual. <br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, they are.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oooh, the pixellated, naked Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That was a big achievement. I think you— but that had already been done for the main page.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, the shower main page, yep.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That aluminum foil's really good, too.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Nice work, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Thanks, man.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Did we see, somebody sent us, uh, I think somebody did—<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, someone dressed up—<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' —Pretty much made that con...contest...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Costume. It's costume, Matt! Costume!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Costume ''palace''! Hah! That's from one of our later we—episodes.<br /> <br /> === Fun Facts ===<br /> *The episode Matt is referring to when he says &quot;costume palace&quot; is [[fingers]].<br /> *The main page where Homestar appears naked in the shower is [[Main Page 14]].<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail7.html|watch &quot;halloweener&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail7.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;halloweener&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]<br /> [[Category: Halloween]] [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div> Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:55:04 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:halloweener http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;<br /> a&gt;The following is fiction... erm... Isfiction<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:40:57 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Jimmy'o Hoffa */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ===Table-o-stuff===<br /> <br /> &lt;table border=10 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! SBemail number !! SBemail name !! Characters !! Places !! Description<br /> |-<br /> | #401 || latin || [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]] || [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]] || <br /> Strong Bad gets an email about Latin America. Joe asks if Strong Bad could help him on his Latin class.<br /> |-<br /> | #402 || toonback || [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[Whats Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Stinkoman]], [[1up]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Peasantry]], [[20X6]] [[The Field]] || Jim asks Strong Bad if he can remember all the toons Strong Bad created. Strong Bad goes to a &quot;toonback&quot; and notices that he has made more toons than he can remember. <br /> |-<br /> | #403 || flipping || [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || Jon asks Strong Bad if he could work in the Marshmallow's Last Stand to serve, but Strong Bad puts The Cheat to work there instead and Strong Bad has his boss.<br /> |-<br /> | #404 || error || [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs Concession Stand]] || Strong Bad tries to log on to his &quot;coolest_stuff_ever.com&quot; main page, but it and all the other pages on the web are 404[['d]].<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;<br /> a&gt;The following is fiction... erm... Isfiction<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:20:05 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Table-o-stuff */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ===Table-o-stuff===<br /> <br /> &lt;table border=10 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! SBemail number !! SBemail name !! Characters !! Places !! Description<br /> |-<br /> | #401 || latin || [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]] || [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]] || <br /> Strong Bad gets an email about Latin America. Joe asks if Strong Bad could help him on his Latin class.<br /> |-<br /> | #402 || toonback || [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[Whats Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Stinkoman]], [[1up]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Peasantry]], [[20X6]] [[The Field]] || Jim asks Strong Bad if he can remember all the toons Strong Bad created. Strong Bad goes to a &quot;toonback&quot; and notices that he has made more toons than he can remember. <br /> |-<br /> | #403 || flipping || [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || Jon asks Strong Bad if he could work in the Marshmallow's Last Stand to serve, but Strong Bad puts The Cheat to work there instead and Strong Bad has his boss.<br /> |-<br /> | #404 || error || [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs Concession Stand]] || Strong Bad tries to log on to his &quot;coolest_stuff_ever.com&quot; main page, but it and all the other pages on the web are 404[['d]].<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:18:56 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* The Ocynodeer II */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ===Table-o-stuff===<br /> <br /> &lt;table border=10 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! SBemail number !! SBemail name !! Characters !! Places !! Description<br /> |-<br /> | #401 || latin || [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]] || [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]] || <br /> Strong Bad gets an email about Latin America. Joe asks if Strong Bad could help him on his Latin class.<br /> |-<br /> | #402 || toonback || [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[Whats Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Stinkoman]], [[1up]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]] || [[Computer Room]], [[Peasantry]], [[20X6]] [[The Field]] || Jim asks Strong Bad if he can remember all the toons Strong Bad created. Strong Bad goes to a &quot;toonback&quot; and notices that he has made more toons than he can remember. <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || .<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:12:10 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* Table-o-stuff */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:04:22 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* This week's featured article */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Table-o-stuff===<br /> <br /> &lt;table border=10 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Character !! Appearance !! Others think... !! Other info !! Notes<br /> |-<br /> | Homestar Runner || He has a Helicopter on his head. It can make him fly through the roof. He hates everybody who touches his eye. The Star On His Shirt (TSOHS) cannot be removed, because it is glued on there with King Castlefunny pencil sharp0r. Many believe that he is a box of Noggin poop. || Crappy guy that crazy kid! || He has a face || <br /> *Camp0rZ live in his brain<br /> |-<br /> | BEddy b00p3rz || Flash 'R' hir frace? || Who? || Total idiot || *Unknown <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || .<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:03:37 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* This week's featured article */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;table border=10 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Character !! Appearance !! Others think... !! Other info !! Notes<br /> |-<br /> | Homestar Runner || He has a Helicopter on his head. It can make him fly through the roof. He hates everybody who touches his eye. The Star On His Shirt (TSOHS) cannot be removed, because it is glued on there with King Castlefunny pencil sharp0r. Many believe that he is a box of Noggin poop. || Crappy guy that crazy kid! || He has a face || <br /> *Camp0rZ live in his brain<br /> |-<br /> | BEddy b00p3rz || Flash 'R' hir frace? || Who? || Total idiot || *Unknown <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || <br /> |-<br /> | || || || || .<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:02:16 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gert7 <p>Gert7:&#32;/* This week's featured article */</p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;&quot;<br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageKnowledgeBaseBox&quot;|<br /> === Browse the College base ===<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-variant: small-caps;&quot;&gt;'''Features:'''&lt;/span&gt; [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === This week's featured article ===<br /> '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem<br /> <br /> ''Now we know''<br /> <br /> ''why we say no.''<br /> <br /> ''Whenever there is''<br /> <br /> ''someone who wants a kiss,''<br /> <br /> ''we are always there.''<br /> <br /> ''We wan't to be cared''<br /> <br /> ''with passion and love''<br /> <br /> ''like two turdledoves.''<br /> <br /> ''For that we always say yes,''<br /> <br /> ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''<br /> <br /> ''We say no''<br /> <br /> ''to, well, you know.''<br /> <br /> ''The people who hate us''<br /> <br /> ''and we are a big loss''<br /> <br /> ''to the people who don't care''<br /> <br /> ''and don't care of nightmares.''<br /> <br /> ''Those people would hate us,''<br /> <br /> ''if we would be those,''<br /> <br /> ''who those people hate.''<br /> <br /> ''That would be our faith.''<br /> <br /> ''So now we know,''<br /> <br /> ''why we say &quot;No!&quot;''<br /> <br /> ''Scared to death''<br /> <br /> ''that that is their faith''<br /> <br /> ''and nobody can help it.''<br /> <br /> ''They just sleep, eat and sit''<br /> <br /> ''and don't do anything else''<br /> <br /> ''or it can make it worse.''<br /> <br /> Also in proud and honour...<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html<br /> http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/strongbad.jpg<br /> &lt;br&gt;[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]<br /> &lt;br&gt;this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' &amp;middot; '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> |width=&quot;50%&quot; class=&quot;MainPageWhatsNewBox&quot;|<br /> <br /> === What's new? ===<br /> <br /> ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]<br /> ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]<br /> ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''<br /> <br /> ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''<br /> &lt;p style=&quot;margin: .5em 0 .5em;&quot;&gt;''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====<br /> {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer I====<br /> {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} [[The Poopsmith]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} DELETED!!<br /> <br /> {{u|game}} DingDing!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Man, you are lucky that I'm made of... whatever I am made of<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Darn, puppet! I am too late<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} You too late? What about me?<br /> <br /> {{u|misc}} Everything goes dark<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I am scared! What if we get cought by wolves?<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} No such thing, Cheerleader. No such thing.<br /> <br /> {{u|mam}} Hey guys, I am talking to you by my answering machine and I wan't it back. Could you guys bring it back from that horrible mansion you got into? Happy and always smiling, [[Marzipan]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} Horribible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Horribal mansi-one?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} horrible mansion?<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} This does NOT sound good for Homestar Runner!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Man, how long have we been here? Like, 30 minutes or something?<br /> <br /> {{u|tgs}} I feel scared or DEAD.<br /> <br /> ====The Ocynodeer II====<br /> {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Whoa! Cheerleader? Man, now I have to start dating again.<br /> <br /> {{u|hr}} What are you talking about? She was MY [[date]].<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} Yeah, but she was MY-made!<br /> <br /> {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here! <br /> <br /> {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''<br /> <br /> {{u|mp}} Greenpeace!<br /> <br /> {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]? <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;right&quot; class=&quot;noprint&quot;&gt;<br /> '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]''' <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> <br /> __NOTOC__<br /> <br /> ==Favorite SBemails==<br /> <br /> *[[alternate universe]]<br /> *[[virus]]<br /> <br /> ==Jimmy'o Hoffa==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;a&gt; run &quot;Crazy Jew.png&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> b&gt; Whoa, b!? Anyway, the following is''' TOTAL FICTIONAL CRAP''' like it is. Don't find anything cool down here, but if you wan't''' COOL''' in '''DOWN''' then check out [[Strong Bad's Basement|My club hangout with no Homestar allowed!]]<br /> c&gt; End Dmm<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa''' is a KGB (Ks and Gs ''Beta'') union member and the mascot for Ks and Gs ''Beta''<br /> <br /> ===Story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele&quot;voopision&quot;vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.<br /> <br /> It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.<br /> <br /> ===New career===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs ''Beta'' site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.<br /> <br /> In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and &quot;directed&quot; by me.<br /> <br /> ===Morty's===<br /> <br /> Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of &quot;The Best Stuff in The World&quot; and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other [[Wikipedia:Cafepress|CafePress]] stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.<br /> <br /> ===KGB===<br /> <br /> ''For the KGB union, please see [[Wikipedia:KGB|The Wikipedia Article on KGB]]''<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is a coming-soon part of the coming-soon kalewsden.com, possibly happening in the next 10 years. Ks and Gs ''Beta'' pages are pages on kalewsden.com. They are mostly marked in red, because the original KGB has relations with the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] that is usually in red and yellow colors.<br /> <br /> The Ks and Gs ''Beta'' is the page for Jimmy'o &quot;Hiltlesin&quot; Hoffa, the main mascot for KGB and the secondary mascot for kalewsden.com. KGB includes stories and flashes about him.<br /> <br /> ===H*R===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs ''Beta''. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.<br /> <br /> ===Mascot's story===<br /> <br /> Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.</div> Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:47:38 GMT Gert7 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gert7