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Noun-ery

Harvax — Sun, 20 Aug 2023 14:39:18 GMT

Harvax: "Oh, twicely dang. They got my name wrong again."

[[File:Nounery.png|thumb|"Uh, that's not what happens when you strike out in kickball."]]
[[Characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] frequently like to engage in unusual practices, named by '''combining a noun with the suffix "-ery"'''.

==Appearances==
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] {{--}} [[Patchbeard]] is pleased that [[Cheerleader]] acknowledges his '''facial-stubbery'''.
*Email [[space program]] {{--}} The filmstrip voiceover describes [[the Proud Anselmo]] as a "wonder of modern [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|'''SBASAF]]-ery'''".
*Email [[trading cards]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] discusses how the characters engage in forms of '''[[Trading Cards|trading card]]ery'''.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] {{--}} [[So and So]] says she won't dabble in any '''yearbookery''' until she takes her final exams.
*[[Nintendo Power Interview - July 2008]] {{--}} When asked about game manuals, Strong Bad says, "Anyone who can't figure out how to [[mash]] a bunch of buttons on a game pad shouldn't be indulging in '''video-gamery''' in the first place."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}}
**Strong Bad says he'll never be able to engage in any '''antic-ry''' while [[Marzipan]]'s around.
**Strong Bad is hesitant to enter [[Coach Z]]'s office, referring to it as the "Temple of '''[[Butt-Patting|Butt-Pattery]]'''".
*Email [[your edge]] {{--}} Strong Bad marvels over his arsenal of '''[[Noun-Verb|edge]]-[[haver]]y'''.
*[[Career Day]] {{--}} Strong Bad as Space Captainface dismissively says, "Meteors!" to T'daveral's '''pre-launchery'''.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] {{--}} According the rules, striking out in Kick-a Ball results in vehement '''catapultery'''.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Strong Bad remarks about '''Stitch Witchery''' when he sees the remains of an inflatable pumpkin that [[Homestar Runner]] has confused for [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Fan Costumes 2015]] {{--}} The [[YouTube]] description for this video is "Strong Bad does his usual '''make-funnery''' to people who dressed up in H*R themed [[Halloween]] 'stumes."
*[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that he likes to mock [[Strong Sad]] for his '''sad-sackery'''.
*Email [[the bird]] {{--}} The YouTube description mentions '''[[Double Deuce|flip-offery]]'''.
*[[Meeple Grove]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that the meeples look like they're from an old stop-motion British show where people talk in '''[[board game]]ry''' terms.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] {{--}} The new Strong Bad Email Menu description mentions Strong Bad explaining the downsides of '''shapeshiftery'''.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser‎]] {{--}} After dropping a meatball on the floor to distract the Waiter D and obtain non-toxic cleaner, Dangeresque says he no longer needs to engage in any more '''meatballery'''.

==See also==
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
*[[Noun-Verb]]
*[[Haver]]
[[Category:Word running gags]][[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

labor day

Harvax — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:35:25 GMT

Harvax: /* Remarks */ He said "received", not "done". When he said "the basics", he was most likely referring to the episode by that name.

{{sbenav|83}}

[[Image:sbemail83.png|thumb|Maybe Strong Bad's invitation got "[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]".]]

{{aboutemail}} {{forshort|Labor Dabor}}

"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an email. Instead, he sits by The Stick and says stuff to the people who walk by.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Gavin}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[The Field]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, September 1, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:46

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is "the basics". Shang-a-lang-a- ''{starts reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
I was wondering what you're doing 
for Labor Day. 
 
Your friend, 
Chrispy 
Schenectady, NY</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Woah! Is today Labor Day?! Well I'm certainly not gonna answer an email! I'ma take the day off. Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my ''{brief pause}'' place where I don't have to answer an email. Think I'll go sit on my cooler next to the stick and say stuff to people as they walk by. ''{stops typing}'' Now that's what I call the ol' Labor-Dabor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of his cooler next to The Stick. The cooler sports a handmade "labor dabor" sign. Enter Pom Pom with snack tray, bouncing along.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Pom Pom, man, it's Labor Day. Why don't you get a life?

''{Pom Pom makes bubbling noises and exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy needs to get a life for real. Like me! I got a great life! Chillin' with my cooler at The Stick, sayin' stuff to people.

''{The Poopsmith enters with jar of BROWN MAYO.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice stench there, buddy. Smellin' ''real'' nice. I give you an A+ on smell. Or rather, you get an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.

''{Poopsmith exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy doesn't smell ''any'' good.

''{Coach Z enters with a six pack of which only one can of Coldson Lite remains.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And if it isn't Coach Z. Good ol'... green Coach Z. Hey, I always wondered, is your skin green or are you wearing a green body suit? Y'know with footies and sockies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I got footies alright — athlete's footies!

''{Coach Z exits, The King of Town enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like ''you'' aren't an easy target for my witty jabs and clever put-downs. Whatever will I say?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do you have anything relatively edible in that cooler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. You're fat. High-five, The Stick!

''{Strong Bad [[high fives]] The Stick, causing a piece to break off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Sorry, The Stick.

''{King of Town exits, Strong Mad and The Cheat enter with a pair of badminton racquets.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The two guys. Strong Mad and The Cheat. The guys in which one of them is really big and the other is really small. Nice contrast, there, guys! ... That's all I got.

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat exit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this is shaping up to be one heck of a Labor-Dabor. Hey, The Stick, you want a burger?

''{Cut to Labor Day party tableau with the whole gang except Strong Bad and Homsar -- Homestar Runner's "[[Everybody Knows It]]" is playing in the background.}''

'''BUBS:''' This here's the best Labor Day BBQ I ever been BB-to.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".

''{Strong Sad smiles ever so slightly. Everybody else laughs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one Strong Sad.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, gee, life of the pratty.

'''BUBS:''' Three cheers for Strong Sad!

''{Cut to Strong Bad laying on the cooler next to The Stick, which has a burger stuck on top of it. The broken-off part of The Stick is sticking out of the top of the burger.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Stick, how's your burger? Sorry about that high-five thing. ''{mumbles something}'' I'm gonna go check my e-mail.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Chrispy's name to see the [[Schenectady Crispies]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*To see what is inside Strong Bad's cooler, click on the cooler when the King of Town comes by and mentions the cooler.
** In the cooler is a marker and [[Gavin]].
*At the end, click on the "Labor Dabor" sign to hear Homestar sing "[[Everybody Knows It]]".
* Also at the end, click on Strong Bad's diamond to see a "Schenectady Crispies" commercial starring himself.

:''{Strong Bad is standing in a kitchen, behind a table with a box of Schenectady Crispies on it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your... esophagus! ''{the following words appear on the bottom of the screen}'' I hope I don't get caught!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Esophagus|esophagus]] is the muscular tube in vertebrates through which ingested food passes from the mouth area to the stomach.

===Trivia===
*When this email was initially released, none of the characters except for Strong Mad and The Cheat were carrying anything to the party. Pom Pom's platter, Coach Z's [[Cold One|Coldson Lite]], and the other items were added after a day or so.
*The part of the Stick that breaks off was never seen before this cartoon. Naturally, it hasn't been seen since, either.
*Strong Bad's cooler is labelled "coola".

===Remarks===
*In this email, Strong Bad reveals that his favorite email is [[the basics]], but this was never mentioned in [[personal favorites]].
*Strong Bad pronounces [[Wikipedia:Schenectady|Schenectady]] incorrectly during the email (with a "sh" sound) but pronounces it correctly (with a "sk" sound) in the Easter egg for Schenectady Crispies.
*Despite the fact that Strong Bad says he's not going to answer an email, he does.
*When Strong Bad begins typing, he misspells "Whoa" as "Woah".

===Inside References===
*The pen in the cooler is a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].
*The bug inside the cooler with the marker is Gavin the cockroach, who originally appeared in [[personal favorites]].
*This email has instances of [[Strong Sad smiling|Strong Sad]] and [[Strong Mad smiling]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[twice]] in the Schenectady Crispies easter egg.

===Fast Forward===
*The song "Everybody Knows It" later became a [[Puppet Stuff]] Video.
*Coach Z's Coldson Lite later appears in [[Happy Fireworks]].
*The box of Schenectady Crispies later appears in [[the bet]].
*The theme music for Schenectady Crispies is heard again in [[strong badathlon]].
*The same scene in the diamond Easter egg is used in [[specially marked]].

== DVD Version ==
*The "Schenectady Crispies box" and "inside the cooler" Easter Eggs are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*To listen to Homestar sing the "Everybody Knows it" song, click on the hidden Strong Bad logo to the left of the stick at the end of the email.
*To see the Schenectady Crispies commercial, click on the hidden Strong Bad logo slightly above and to the right of Strong Bad's head at the end of the email.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail83.html|watch "labor day"]]
*[[HR:sbemail83.swf|view the Flash file for "labor day"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}[[Category: Holiday Toons]][[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

HRWiki:April Fools' Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense

Harvax — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:30:40 GMT

Harvax: /* Main */ now has its own page

<center>''This article is a parody of [[Wikipedia:WP:BJAODN|WP:BJAODN]]. May it rest in peace.''</center>
{{shortcut|AFJAOBN|AF}}

For the last few years, many changes have been made to the wiki on [[Wikipedia:April Fools' Day|April Fools' Day]]. This page hopes to document the changes throughout the years. For 2006, there's the obvious WikkiTikkiTavi styling and the redesigned Main Page, on 2007 CAPTCHA for everybody (sysops included) and the fake message saying the wiki had been shut down, for 2008 the jumbled text on all the pages, for 2009 the Homestar Runner-related ads, for 2010 the renaming of the wiki and the automatic changing of users' signatures to a Homestar Runner character's nickname, and for 2011 and 2012 the animated logo. But what about the rest of the hi-larious pranks that happened? This page hopes to document them as well.


==April Fools' 2006==
===Main===
*[[Main Page]] changed to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:April_Fools%27_2006_Main_Page&useskin=tavistyle WikkiTikkiTavi Main Page].
*Monobook skin changed to tavistyle. As a ''side effect'' of the changes that were made, the other skins in the list stopped functioning correctly.
*[[HRWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_11#WikkiTikkiTavi|Mass public outcry]]
*[[HRWiki:A History]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:A_History&oldid=299099#Back_to_WikkiTikkiTavi modified] to reflect the downgrade
*There was sufficient demand ''after'' April 1 that the TaviStyle skin was made a permanent choice in the user [[Special:Preferences|preferences]]. As of April 2, 2008, 43 users had the option selected in their preferences, about a third of whom had visited the wiki within the past year.

====Related====
*[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] put up a fake "You have new messages" banner on the main page. All of the tab titles were changed. Users who wished to complain were directed to [[Special:Mytalk|their own talk page]]. The sidebar and some of the other messages were also modified.
<table>
<autocolumn>
:*Article → unimportant location
:*Talk → ramble on
:*Edit → drastically alter
:*History → find evidence
:*Move → be [[HRWiki:A History#Willy on Wheels|willy on wheels]]
:*Watch → stalk
:*Unwatch → stop stalking
:*Delete → abuse powers
:*Unprotect → unshield
:*You have new messages → j00 hav liek, noo t41k, yo0.
:*This page has been accessed $1 times. → $1 people have eaten this page.
:*My talk → you talk too much
:*My watchlist → stalked people
:*My contributions → stuff i trolled
:*Main Page → Origination Point
:*Fanstuff Guidelines → Orders of our Dictator...s
:*Character Series → Character Crap
:*Recent changes → Current Alterings
:*Random page → RANDOMIZER!
:*Help → N00B Guide
:*Donations → What's Site Support?
</autocolumn>
</table>

===Users===
*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=298445}} Flipped user page upside-down}}, similar to the prank at H*R.com.
*[[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:E.L. Cool|oldid=298365}} Translated his entire user page}} into Hebrew.
*[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:FireBird|oldid=299203}} User page}} became a page of a typical WikiNewb.
*[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=298553}} Sig reversed}}.
**Later, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=298960}} sig changed}} to [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s sig, prompting [[User talk:Has Matt?/archive2#Are you Bubsty?|a humourous discussion]] on his talk page.
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
**Rendered his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern L%C3%A4ufer|oldid=298262}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern L%C3%A4ufer/sig|oldid=298305}} signature}} in Chinese characters.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:It's dot com|oldid=299269}} User page turned into}} one big [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] that had no links at all and covered the entire screen.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:It's dot com|oldid=299221#.27Tavi_monobook}} Selected sigs}} permanently rendered as [[First Time Here?|It's dot net]].
*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=298234}} Changed his sig}} to use [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]'s colors, [[User:Tom|Tom]]'s name, and a link to [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]'s page. The talk page link was visibly unaltered, but linked to [[Double Deuce]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=298252}} Changed his user page}} to make it appear as though he was leaving the Wiki.
*[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Kilroy|oldid=298636}} Rewrote his userpage}} in 'Tavi formatting asking why he couldn't log in as Mr. Strong Bad (his user name on the old wiki).
*[[User:Lapper|Lapper]] and [[User:Rogue Leader|Rogue Leader]]
**Switched signatures to link to each other's/other users' userpages while keeping the CSS intact. ''See {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Lapper/sig|oldid=298676}} Lapper's sig}}; {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Rogue Leader/sig|oldid=298515}} Rogue Leader's sig}}.''
*[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:LePorello/sig|oldid=298954}} Changed his sig}} for part of the day.
*[[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Seriously|oldid=299091}} Userpage changed}} to 1337 stylings.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Seriously/sig|oldid=298898}} Sig changed}} to emulate other users.
*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort|oldid=298513}} Replaced entire user page}} with a giant [[Vector Strong Bad]] head and the words "YOUR WIKI A SPLODE!"
*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=298738}} Attempted}} to emulate It's dot com's userpage prank.
**Changed sig to {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298459}} Some Thingy}}, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298459}} Teh Blue Guy}}, and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298534}} Dr. Who?}}.
*[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Thunderbird L17|oldid=298121#Wiki}} Sig changed}} to one spelling Thunderbird in readable but strange characters.
**Userpage "Fact of the Week" an obvious falsehood (saved a busload of nuns from crashing into a busload of puppies), and User page image flipped upside down.
*[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy|oldid=298540}} User page}} became a [[:Category:Soft redirects|soft redirect]] to the Bonus Stage Ethereal Music (now defunct link).
*Several users
**Take the joke a bit too seriously, and threaten to leave if the monobook skin isn't restored
**Accidently break the Wiki for themselves by choosing a skin other than MonoBook or Classic in [[Special:Preferences]]


==April Fools' 2007==
===Main===
*The [[Wikipedia:CAPTCHA|CAPTCHA]] was replaced with one showing {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/kb/CAPTCHA-homestar.png Homestar Runner-related words}} (and the occasional "April Fools" message). It was also made to show up for all edits, sysops included, instead of just for anonymous users and page moves.
*[[Main Page]] changed to a {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/kb/afd07.html message}} stating that "The Homestar Runner Wiki has been shut down." After a short time, an "Info" link was added announced the [[HRWiki:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive|2007 Spring Fundraising Drive]] with {{p|l={{fullurl:HRWiki:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive|oldid=438208}} another message}} that read, "Scary thought, huh? Please help us make sure that never happens."
*Partway through the day, any attempt to edit your sig came up with the following message:
{{int:thisisreal|This is real.|System report:|100%|Please don't edit your sig today. Yes, other people did it, but each time they did it really bogged down the server. Thanks for understanding.|Main Page|ok}}

===Users===
*[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]
**Had an "argument" with Has Matt?, mainly about the [[Wikipedia:American Idol|American Idol]] contestant [[Wikipedia:Sanjaya Malakar|Sanjaya Malakar]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bluebry|oldid=438482}} Changed his user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bluebry/sig|oldid=438148}} sig}} to display a sense of "newbishness".
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:DorianGray|oldid=438215}} Changed his user page}} saying he had grown tired of Homestar Runner and was now into [http://www.bonusstages.com/ Bonus Stage].
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer|oldid=438230}} Replaced user page}} with a giant [[:Image:Nohito.PNG|image]] of [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] and said his user page was having an unnatural disaster.
*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=438069}} Reversed all text}} on his user page.
*[[User:Invisible Robot Fish|Invisible Robot Fish]]
**Also {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Invisible Robot Fish|oldid=438227}} reversed all text}} on his user page.
*[[User:Loafing|Loafing]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Loafing|oldid=438106}} Replaced his entire page}} with a message claiming he quit and moved to the Fanstuff Wiki. Let people bid farewell on his talk page.
*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort|oldid=437779}} Replaced his userpage}} with the contents of [[The Cheat]], swapping every instance of "The Cheat" with "The Chort".
**Replaced his talk page with a picture of CATS and the words "ALL YOUR WIKI ARE BELONG TO US".
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort/sig|oldid=437771}} Changed his signature}} to "Teh Torch".
*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=438404}} Changed userpage}} to look non-existent.
*[[User:Theyellowdart|Theyellowdart]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Theyellowdart|oldid=438313#Wiki-break}} Lied about a Wiki-break}} that had concerned some users.
*[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy|oldid=438095}} User page converted}} to [[Wikipedia:ROT13|ROT13]].
**Changed "favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]", "[[Games]] on H*R", and "[[Wikipedia:video game|video game]]s ever" to "[[tape-leg]]", "[[She Loves Me!]]", and "[[Wikipedia:Bubsy#Bubsy 3D: Furbitten Planet|Bubsy 3D]] and "[[Wikipedia:Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing|Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]]" respectively, all widely considered the worst in their respective fields.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy/Sig|oldid=438101}} 1337-ized sig}}.
**Replaced talk page with automatically generated complaints, including one that erroneously claimed his title as Prof. Venusy (see [[Wikipedia:Essjay controversy|Essjay controversy]]).
**Replaced messages notice with a Blue Screen of Death and a link to http://www.maxforpresident.org .
**Translated navbar into hexadecimal.
**Wrote all edit summaries in reverse.

==April Fools' 2008==
===Main===
[[Image:Main Page Apr1 2008.png|thumb|the How [[Main Page|Page Main]] on Fools' 2008. Day looked April]]
* Every page on the website, except Special pages, [[Special:Scramble|scrambled]] the words within each block of text, so that something like the following:
:: ''I'm The Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete.''
: Might appear instead as:
:: ''Some Homestar I'm say Runner! terrific a folk I'm athlete. The''
*The logo was {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-apr1.gif changed}} to show Homestar's torso instead of head, and the words "Wiki" and "Homestar Runner" were switched top to bottom. (Homestar still blinked as he [[Homestar Peeking|peeked]] over the word "Wiki".)
*This effect can be seen via [[Special:Scramble]]. For example, [[Special:Scramble/virus]].

===Users===
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy|oldid=553758}} Translated userpage}} into [[Wikipedia:ZOOM|Ubbi Dubbi]]
*[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:DeFender1031|oldid=553917}} Replaced user page}} with contents of [[Pork]].
**Sig {{pl|l={{fullurl:User:DeFender1031/sig|oldid=553916}} flipped upside-down}}.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
**Created a fake [[User:DorianGray/Analysis of Drive-Thru Whale's Speech Patterns|subpage]].
*[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=553958}} Changed his sig}} to read "Speak to Lard Masher Machoquake".
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer/sig|oldid=553836}} changed into the Chinese}} for [[Wikipedia:Mao Zedong|Mao Zedong]].
*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=553825}} Claimed}} that his account had been bought by [http://www.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds.com].
**Created a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner/sig|oldid=554246}} humorous new sig}}.
*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=553914}} Changed his user page}} to appear vandalized
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=553921}} Turned sig}} into a pile of [[virus]]-ish vaguely Homestar-related gibberish.
*[[User:Kermit1234|Kermit1234]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Kermit1234/sig|oldid=554044}} Jumbled all letters}} in his sig.
*[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]
**User page {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Lapper|oldid=553986}} colors inverted}}.
*[[User:Phlip|Phlip]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Phlip|oldid=553718}} User page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Phlip/sig|oldid=553717}} sig}} transcribed in [[Wikipedia:Braille|Braille]].
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Qermaq/sig|oldid=554062}} Reversed sig}}.
*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=554085}} Attempted to make his userpage randomly redirect}} to one of the first 50 [[Strong Bad Emails]], but it appeared to have failed.
**Later {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=554157}} attempted to make his userpage redirect}} to [[Wikipedia:Mario|Wikipedia's article on Mario]], but it also failed.
*[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Sysrq868|oldid=553729}} Changed his user page}} to look glitchy, including random translation of text blocks to several languages (such as Korean, Brazilian Portuguese, Pig Latin, 13375p33k etc).
*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=554405}} Changed his user page}} to look like it had been by [[HRWiki:History#NSMC|NSMC]].
**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=554039}} turned into a short story}} about him.
*[[User:Wbwolf|Wbwolf]]
**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Wbwolf/sig|oldid=553837}} changed into Japanese}}.

==April Fools' 2009==
===Main===
*There were [[HRWiki:April Fools' 2009 Ads|ads for Homestar Runner products]] at the top of each page with the note "Ads by [[Bookazon]]".
*The font color of all of the text on the forum was changed to match the background (in most cases white) to make everything invisible. The text could only be read by highlighting it. Homestar kept his eyes shut and just [[Homestar Peeking|peeked]] occasionally.
*A message was posted on the fanstuff wiki saying that due to lack of funds, it would never be reopened.

===Users===
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy|oldid=639746}} Changed user page}} so that all nouns in quotes were replaced with "Trogdor".
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy/sig|oldid=639613}} Changed sig}} to match Trey56's.

*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Dagoth|oldid=639638}} Took all the vowels}} out of his talk page.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Dagoth|oldid=639632}} Redirected his user page}} to the [[Wikipedia:Esmé Squalor|Wikipedia article about Esmé Squalor]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Dagoth/sig|oldid=639634}} Reversed his sig}}.

*[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]
**[[User:DeFender1031/sig|Sig]] automatically changed to "His Highness, Sir Hon. Rabbi Dr. DeFender1031 The Third PhD. Esq. ♔ His illustrious talk page".

*[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]]
**Made a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously|oldid=639717}} funny new user page}}.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!|oldid=639718}} Changed sig}} to "[[virus|ert+ y76p;]]". The talk page link (Chat) was visually unaltered, but linked to [[Coach Z]].

*[[User:Guard Duck|Guard Duck]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Guard Duck/sig|oldid=639552}} Sig changed}} to [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s sig, just as [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] had done three years earlier.

*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
**Created a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=639879}} brand new user page}} by copying entire sections of ''other'' user pages. Victims included [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]], [[User:Phlip|Phlip]], [[User:The Chort|The Chort]], [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]], [[User:Jay|Jay]], [[User:Record307|Record307]], [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]], [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] and [[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:=User:Homestar-winner/sig|oldid=639575}} Changed his sig}} to "Winny on Wheels! (block)".

*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=639583}} User page}} was altered to be near-identical to the user page of [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=639833}} Changed his sig}} to randomly display a different user name, all but one of which were parodies of other users on the wiki. They were all designed to look like a plain blue link, but only one of them linked anywhere: the "no loafing" in "Hamster Loafer... I said [[no loafing]]!!!". The complete list of all the user names, including links to the users who were parodied, can be seen [[User talk:Jay#April Fool's Sigs|here]].

*[[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2|oldid=639573}} Changed his user page}} to look glitchy and poorly written.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/sig|oldid=639549}} Replaced his sig}} with random letters and colors, which linked to various articles.

*[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Raiku/sig|oldid=639618}} Changed his sig}} to "Lucifer Samiyaza" and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Raiku|oldid=639617}} user page}} to "I am Lucifer, the Devil. I defeated my foolish son and will take over the wiki!"
**Claimed his account got hacked by [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]].

*[[User:Record307|Record307]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Record307/sig|oldid=639564}} Changed his sig}} to resemble [[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool's]] sig.

*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=639738}} Changed his user page}} to randomly display one of eight different versions of his user page.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig|oldid=639563}} Changed his sig}} to "Optim Foolyo". (see below).
**Changed his [[HRWiki:IRC channel|IRC]] nickname to OptimFoolyo for the entire day.

*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
**Made an {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig|oldid=639682}} extremely long version of his sig}}, which quoted dialogue from ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'' and also linked to various articles on the wiki.

*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=639796}} Claimed}} that he was on the run from the Government.
**Deliberately {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=639798}} broke his sig}}.

*[[User:Wbwolf|Wbwolf]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Wbwolf/sig|oldid=639584}} Changed his sig}} to resemble [[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool's]] sig.

*[[User:YK|YK]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK|oldid=639596}} Account was "taken over"}} by Ayjo, the avatar image used in his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK/sig|oldid=639597}} sig}}.

==April Fools' 2010==
===Main===
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*The wiki's official name was changed to the '''[[Dumb Animal Characters]] Wiki''', with the {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=697126 main page}} and logo edited to reflect the change.
*If you tried to change your signature, the system would automatically change it instead to a random nickname from the list below, which came from one of the [[Strong Bad Emails]] or the [[Nicknames]] page (bold entries were chosen by the system at some point during the day):
:<blockquote style="font-size:smaller">Baron von Flexmypecs, Clever Dan, Cornbread, Crapface, '''Dead Guy Perez''', DJ Dumpy Dump, Doodieman, Dumbname, Dumpface, Dumpus, Elizagerth, Genghis Khan't, Helvetica, '''Meatball Face Butt''', Miss America, '''Miss July''', Mr. Nobody, '''Mr. Prancy-time''', Mr. Smarty-Spots, Ol' Bone Legged, Ol' Butt Patterson, Ol' Dumps, '''Prancibald''', '''Rondleman''', Rotting-Dragonsmith, Sir Dumpenheimer, Strong Mad's Girlfriend, That Freakin' Marshmallow, That Stupid Wheelchair Kid, '''The Dapper Swindler''', The Elephant Man, The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves, '''The Human Wedgie''', '''The King of the Dregs''', The Over-Achiever Bandit, The Queen of Pay-Per-View, '''This Little Weirdo''', '''Valerie''', '''Weird Snake Joe''', '''Wiggidy-wiener''', '''Worldwide Starlet'''</blockquote>
*Signatures were in the form: [[Special:Mypage|Clever Dan]] ([[Special:Mytalk|Talk]]). The colors were chosen at random from a list that included [[Fortune Cookies#Right cookie|yellow]] and white.
*If you tried to change your signature a second time, you were presented with a fake edit conflict preventing it. (This was for system performance reasons more than to be funny, so that ideally each signature template would not be edited more than once during the day.)
*If you tried to change your preferences would result in a message of "Meh, your preferences are probably fine and you shouldn't change them" to prevent you from pointing to a different signature page in your preferences.
*Everyone except developers lost the rights to create pages or move subpages, to avoid the creation of alternate signature pages. (This had the side effect of preventing uploads.)
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*The forum was changed to the H. Star Forum: A companion to the Dumb Animal Characters Wiki. Names and descriptions of the various subforums were tweaked, and [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#H. Star|H. Star]] was shown as seen in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].

===Users===
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
**Inspired by the sight of his signature automatically becoming "Worldwide Starlet," {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad_Bad_Guy|oldid=697311}} revised User Page intro}} to include Valspeak.
*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
**Complete overhaul of {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=696964}} user page}}, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=696960}} signature}}, navigation and abandoned a [[:File:WhiteKnightHomestar.JPG|personal image]] purposely for the holiday. The theme used for this was based on a popular [[Wikipedia:Bullet hell|bullet hell]] game called [[Wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]], as indicated by an image provided on the page.
*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
**Facts on user page were all {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=697083}} changed to falsehoods}}. Most of the facts now said the opposite of the truth.
**He later {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=697484}} whited the font on the page}} and an "error message" was visible.
* [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
** {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Dagoth|oldid=697080}} Replaced}} his user page with a part of the transcript of the movie [[Wikipedia:Pi (film)|Pi]], a giant [[Wikipedia:Postal 2|POSTAL2]] poster, and the words "Hey, [[Wikipedia:Maryse Ouellet|Maryse!]] Where ya been all my life?".
** {{p|l={{fullurl:User_talk:Dagoth|oldid=697271}} Replaced}} all instances of the letter Y with the Dutch letter [[Wikipedia:IJ (digraph)|IJ]] on his talk page.
** {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Dagoth/sig|oldid=697270}} Replaced}} his signature with a giant POSTAL2 logo. He tried to fix it at one point, but it turned into the Miss July one, which required intervention from [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]].
*[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously|oldid=696976}} User page re-written}} in the style of typical newbish users'.
*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**Changed user page to a false [[Strong Bad Email]] transcript called {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=697274}} "election day"}}. Most of the links on the "election day" page were misleading (for instance, "Strong Bad" in the cast list led to "Strong Mad", and a Wikipedia link reading "G.I. Joe" instead linked to "Kim Possible".) For reference, "election day" was previously written as a failed attempt at an April Fools' Day gag in 2007.
*[[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Movie magic man|oldid=697011}} User page changed}} to appear as though there was no content.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Movie magic man|oldid=697038}} Talk page appeared}} as though it were the talk page of a deleted article.
*[[User:Religious Corn|Religious Corn]]
**Changed all character quotes {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Religious_Corn|oldid=697370}} to Homsar quotes}}.
*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy|oldid=697028}} Changed user page}} into deliberately poor [[French]], and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy|oldid=697194}} added the first line}} that each main character ever spoke to the bottom of user page.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig|oldid=697030}} Tried}} to change his signature to an image of one of [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]'s comments, but it was automatically changed.
*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10|oldid=697081}} Changed his user page}} to say we can't deny that he doesn't exist.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:SamuelGuy10|oldid=697082}} Changed his talk page}} to say, "No more please you are hurting my family".
*[[User:Shine Sprite|Shine Sprite]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Shine Sprite|oldid=697043}} Replaced every character on his user page}} with a "?", to make it appear as though he was using a font that the user viewing did not have installed on his computer.
*[[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:StrongAwesome74/sig|oldid=694367}} Attempted}} to break signature so all following text would appear white, but failed.
*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
**Changed his user page to a short paragraph in Japanese about a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super_Martyo_Brother|oldid=697386}} boy named Jiro}}, which was followed by a picture of the user holding a sign that read "I AM MAKING A JOKE".
*[[User:That'sBupkis|That'sBupkis]]
**All user page content {{p|l={{fullurl:User:That'sBupkis|oldid=697026}} turned into MediaWiki Syntax}}, and signature linked to random page.
*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni|oldid=697191}} Changed user page}} to make it look as though it had been vandalized by Lumpy.
*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**Made user page {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=697278}} say that he was "EXTRAPERMANENTLY BLOCKED". }}
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=697049}} Attempted}} to change sig to "Barack Obama" but it was automatically changed.
*[[User:YK|YK]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK|oldid=697378}} Replaced user page}} with the entirety of the [[Cheese]] page.

==April Fools' 2011==
===Main===
*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.

===Users===
*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive/sig&oldid=719442}} signature}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=719443}} user page}} to act as if he was taking census for the HRWiki users, although no one had turned theirs in on his [[User talk:ColdReactive#Census for 2011|talk page]].
*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Dagoth&oldid=719678}} Changed his user page}} to say it was bought out by Australian rock band [[Wikipedia:TISM|TISM]].
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Dagoth&oldid=719679}} Changed his talk page}} to various wiki warning templates.
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer&oldid=719651}} Changed his user page}} to read "poop lol".
*[[User:Homestar-Winner|Homestar-Winner]]
**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-Winner&oldid=719684}} user page}} with an [[:File:Whatsit Blob.PNG|image of Whatsit]], increased to 1000px.
*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig&oldid=719670}} signature}} to look as though it was various Homestar-related quotes, including three from fanmade emails, and one from his video game "Jay's Journey". Full list [[User talk:Jay#2011_April_Fool_Explanations|here]].
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay&oldid=719675}} user page}} to repeatedly refer to "talking kitties", the obsession of Max of Jay's Journey.
*[[User:JCM|JCM]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:JCM/sig&oldid=719720}} signature}} to look like [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]'s.
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:JCM&oldid=719724}} userpage}} to its first, disturbingly cheesy revision.
*[[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
**Changed {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2&oldid=719694}} every}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User_talk:MichaelXX2&oldid=719725}} single}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/Archives&oldid=719657}} one}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/sig&oldid=719662}} of}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/Awards&oldid=719664}} his}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/nav&oldid=719658}} pages}} to have various screenshots from the [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] TV show and Moonbase Alpha meme quotes, the most infamous one including a very intrusive signature that lasted throughout the majority of the day.
*[[User:Power Pie|Power Pie]]
**Translated both her {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Power Pie&oldid=719702}} userpage}} and her {{p|l={{fullurl:User_talk:Power Pie&oldid=719703}} talk page}} into binary.
*[[User:Purple Wrench|Purple Wrench]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Purple Wrench&oldid=719633}} Changed his user page}} to a very large version of the "Potatoes" poster from [[pet show]]. Clicking on it gave a YouTube link to [[pet show]] starting at the appropriate time.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Purple Wrench/sig&oldid=719638}} Changed his signature}} to the same Potatoes poster, except that it fit inside the sig box.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Purple Wrench&oldid=719635}} Replaced his talk page}} with the above signature duplicated almost 500 times. However, this has been invisible since the signature was reverted. Because he used <nowiki>{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}}</nowiki> in his talk page, any attempt to view it now results in seeing his current signature instead of the "Potatoes" signature.
*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy&oldid=719665}} user page}} to look as though it had been vandalized by several different infamous wiki vandals, then included his entire talk history about being blocked across Wikipedia and HRWiki.
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy&oldid=719666}} talk page}} to look as though 311 different wiki users (he named the first 111, then said "200 more") agreed that he should be taken down, so [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] had done it.
**Inspired by [[User:Jay|Jay]]'s signature prank two years earlier, RickTommy {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig&oldid=719680}} spoofed the aforementioned 111 users' signatures}}, with a random selection of each one.
*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
**Just as The Knights Who Say Ni had done a year earlier, he {{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10&oldid=719644}} changed his user page}} to make it look like it had been vandalized by Lumpy.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10/sig&oldid=719643}} Changed his signature}} to read "<s>Backwards G</s>".
*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother&oldid=719652}} Made his user page}} look as though something had happened to it.
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig&oldid=719650}} Changed his signature}} to read, "Thissss issss my sssssignature".
*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni&oldid=719659}} Replaced his user page}} with information borrowed from the [[Wikipedia:Knights who say Ni|Wikipedia article about The Knights Who Say Ni]], and linked to random Wikipedia or HRWiki pages wherever there was already a link.
**Inspired by a slightly condescending remark about crying by It's dot com a year earlier, he {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig&oldid=719645}} changed his signature}} to a picture of [[Li'l Brudder]] with his famous line, "I can make it on my own!"
*[[User:The_thing|The thing]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=719700}} userpage}} to the first chapter of "The White Linen Nurse" by Eleanor Hallowell Abbott.
**Also changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=719701}} signature}} to white text saying "Nothing".

==April Fools' 2012==
===Main===
*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.

===Users===
*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive/sig&oldid=729867}} signature}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=729910}} user page}} to base64 and hex variants of the originals, respectively.
*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
**Claimed he had a printer error on his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer&oldid=730004}} user page}}.
*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
**Changed his userpage to a fake blocked message.
**Signature changed to Macedonian text translating as "You are so obsessed with Catherine Tyldesley and you're a fan of the band Mizar".
*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&oldid=729959}} user page}} so all the text was written backwards. He also changed all the image descriptions to say "The Homsar", and changed all the quotes to Homsar, Senor Cardgage, and Drive-Thru Whale quotes.
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&oldid=729973}} signature}} to read "some guy" written upside-down, also changing the words that linked to his other pages.
*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay&oldid=730008}} user page}} to say a bunch of technically entirely true, but ultimately entirely pointless, phrases, ending with a slight alteration of Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmomerson's similarly useless line from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig&oldid=730009}} signature}} to simply read "A user".
*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy&oldid=730047}} user page}} with several Yoshi-related pictures.
**Removed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy/Archive&oldid=730014}} talk archive}}.
**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/Featured articles&oldid=730015}} Featured Articles list}} with a condescending note about the Featured Articles.
**Changed his old {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/Sbemailwriteups&oldid=730048}} Sbemail Writeups page}} to display one of three pictures of Yoshi and a relevant caption about harming the Featured Articles.
**Added a lengthy STUFF discussion to the top of his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy&oldid=730019}} talk page}} about whether or not Yoshi can talk, then changed the name beside every existing signature in his talk page to [[User:That'sBupkis|That'sBupkis]]'s.
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig&oldid=729874}} signature}} to read, ""Yoshi! Yoshi!" "'Cause that's totally the way I talk."" with a picture of Yoshi at the end, and the last sentence linking to [[fan club]], the toon where a similar line comes from.
*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
**Inspired by a vandal attack that occurred just before April Fools', he wrote on his user page a sentence contradictory to the one the vandal repeatedly wrote, repeated several times.
*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother&oldid=730011}} user page}} to display one of five phrases, then added a picture from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" of a dark unicorn eating an apple. This was alongside the phrase, "Thou Furious?"
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig&oldid=730012}} signature}} to read, "I HAVE SPOKEN! don't question my methods!"
*[[User:Tenerence Love|Tenerence Love]]
**Replaced his user page with a picture of the HRWiki's main page flipped upside-down.
*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
**Treated his entire {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni&oldid=730088}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig&oldid=729998}} signature}} as base 36 numbers, and converted them into base 10.
*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=729997}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=729993}} signature}} to be typed in Yiddish.

==Other Baleeted Nonsense==
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: can i be a bureaucrat!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Make [[The Poopsmith's Shovel]] again ;)
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: re: re: reverting
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA!]
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [[User:It's dot com|Possible vandal]]
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [[STUFF]] so low!!!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | NSMC vs. NSMB
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | It´s almost 10:25!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Low rates on neu sbam filda!!#3
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Low rates on neu sbam filda!!#3
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:25
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Low rates on neu sbam filda!!#3
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:25
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: Fwd: Cc: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Babel:Aa/New Aa]: No subject
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 3:49
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Good deals on [[Wikipedia:Spam (food)|Sp]][http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Babel:Spam a][[Wikipedia:Spam (food)|m]]
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 3:53
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Get credit card info stolen FAST
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 2:25
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]]
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | The next [[Talk:do over#Change of Pace (ACCEPTED)|Change of Pace]]?!?
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | HAW?
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Spam moved to Spam ON WHEELS!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:04
| style="padding:0 4px" | [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wheely_Willy Wheely Willy]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [[Wikipedia:Grue|Grues]]: How likely are YOU to get eaten?
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | NaN
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Marry mE SB
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | NOW
| style="padding:0 4px" | Supermodel
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | No way, Crap for brains
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 69:42
| style="padding:0 4px" | Strong Bad
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Man, who's that Phlip guy? He´s awexome!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | {{CURRENTTIME}}
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Phlip|Not Phlip]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | bONUS sTAGE iZ t3h PWnz!1
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 6:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[bONUS sTAGE!11!11]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Surprise! Ice-cream sandwhiches!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 16:02
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Surprise! Ice-cream sand witches!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 16:02
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Firefox or die!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 3:02
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[Special:Random|Fox Joe]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Obligitory Homsar quote
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | A:AA
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | TELL WHAT U THINK!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | LOL
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[Hamburger Shampoo|Forum dude]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Pre: pre: preeeow
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 7:20
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[The Paper]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | ert+ y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [[DELETED|DLT]]
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[Wikipedia:Linux|Linux]]
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | what's a 'internet'/
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | S:OS
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[noob]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | [http://spam.ytmnd.com/ 'Nuff said]
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 1:28
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Rogue_Leader|Rogue Leader]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | You are trolling! Why!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" |25:95
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:662.663.664.665|662.663.664.665]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | GOODBYE WORLD!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 12:00
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[xXx_EMO punk EMO_xXx]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Request: Make [[User:127.0.0.1|127.0.0.1]] a sysop
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 05:09
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Isn't that great?!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 18:41
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[Saddy Dumpington]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Yawn: Re: Ultimate Email of Epic Final Conflict
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | {{CURRENTTIME}}
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:Phlip]]
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 19:69
| style="padding:0 4px" | PointedSticks
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | {{homsarquote}}
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Aa:Aa
| style="padding:0 4px" | [[User:ACupOfCoffee|ACupOfCoffee]]
|}
|}

==== And then I'll go and spoil it all... ''(originally posted by [[User:The Chort|The Chort]])'' ====
''And then we'll go into a quiet little place and have a drink or two, ''
''And then I'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like, ''
'''{{homsarquote}}'''

==== [[Special:Log|Logs]] for {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}} ''(started by [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]])'' ====
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:92 . . [[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]] ([[User talk:Kilroy|Sailed the ocean blue]] | [[Special:Contributions/Kilroy|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:The Chort]]" with an expiry time of whatever: Put a block log entry into the deletion log.)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] ([[User talk:The Chort|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|ctrbs]]) (''blocked "[http://www.jamesblunt.com/| James Blunt]" with an expiry time of infinite: For producing crappy music)''
*([[Special:Log/delete|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:Lapper|Lapper]] ([[User talk:Lapper|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lapper|ctrbs]]) ''(deleted "[[This is not a page.|Strong Bad Email]]": Merged with [[Main Page]].)''
*([[Special:Random|diff]]) ([[Special:Random|hist]]) . . '''m''' [[for kids]]; 14:39 . . [[User:Tom|Tom]] ([[User talk:Tom|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Tom|ctrbs]]) ''(Reverted edit of Jay, changed back to last version by NSMC7364825482)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] ([[User talk:BazookaJoe|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/BazookaJoe|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:It's dot com]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Rogue admin from the future!)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:JoeyDay]]" with an expiry time of infinite: GOODBYE WORLD!)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:38 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Has Matt?]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Vandalism)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:37 . . [[User:Willy ON WHEELS!|Willy ON WHEELS!]] ([[User talk:Willy ON WHEELS!|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Willy ON WHEELS!|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Salty]]" with an expiry time of infinite: WoW)''
*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:35 . . [[User:Salty|Salty]] ([[User talk:Salty|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salty|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Stu]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Drank too much Salty plum soda)''

====[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool]] takes over!====
[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool]] parodied several sigs he said were "the most recognizable on the talk pages [he] looked through". Some users thought this was funny and should be archived, so here it is.

=====Potential New Sigs=====
In no particular order:
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">

* [[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/7/78/UserLoafingSig.png]

*{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png|[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png]}}[[User:OptimisticFool|'''''Opto''''''''''56''''']]

*— '''''[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist1031]]{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|*''(Me)|[[User talk:OptimisticFool|*Talk]]''}}'''

*{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACEE}}| STUFF | [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|Optim Foolyo]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|now quit buggin' me]] | [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|Optim Foolyo]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|boing!]]}}

*[[User:OptimisticFool|'''Optimist'''-'''fooler''']] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|'''(talk)''']]

*'''''— [[User:OptimisticFool|Elfool]] '''''[[User talk:OptimisticFool|(talk)]][[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|(contribs)]]

*- [[User:OptimisticFool|Optaq]] - ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|'''TheOptimistFool''']]—[[User talk:OptimisticFool|'''(t''']]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|'''c)''']]

*[[User:OptimisticFool| OptiFrl323]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|edits]])

*[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimstern Fäuler]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]]

*<tt>{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACE}}|{{TALKSPACE}}|--|<noinclude>--</noinclude>}}[[User:OptimisticFool|optim]]</tt> [[User talk:OptimisticFool|T]][[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|C]]

*— [[User:OptimisticFool|It's opt fool]]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|Optim868]]

*[[Image:Marzi Couch.png|45px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|'''''TheFool''''']]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|''Opt'']] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|(Talk)]]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|opfool]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|t]] | [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|ed]])

*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|OF]]'''[[Image:Ayjo.png]]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist6477]][[Image:sbemail158.png|28px]] [[special:mypage|you]]

*[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/7/72/update-sb.png/20px-update-sb.png] [[User:OptimisticFool|Opt the Fool]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d9/Buttdance_small.gif]

*— [[Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif]] '''[[User:OptimisticFool|OptimFool]]''' ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]]) —

*[[User:OptimisticFool|Opti]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:OptimisticFool http://www.freewebs.com/samfisher1022/SF%20sig.jpg][[User:OptimisticFool|Fooler]] [[User_talk:OptimisticFool|(Come in, Lambert.)]]

*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|The fool]] [[Image:shield.png|20px]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|Talking is fun.]]'''

*[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png][[User:OptimisticFool |''' O P T ''']][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png]

*[[Image:JustLeRestige.png|17px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|''OptiFool'']]

*— [[User:OptimisticFool|User:AFoolOfOpti]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|@]]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|OptimF]]([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]]·[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|cont-ribs]])

*<tt>[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist Fooler]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>

*– [[User talk:OptimisticFool|'''''T''''']][[User:OptimisticFool|'''''he''''']] [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|'''''O''''']][[User:OptimisticFool|'''''ptimist''''']]

*'''''~'''''[[User:OptimisticFool| '''''Opti''''']][[User talk:OptimisticFool|'''''Fool''''']]

*[[User:OptimisticFool|0P7.1M1.574.00L]]

*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|Hurts eyes: Optimist42]]'''

*— [[User:OptimisticFool|'''''Optoman''''']] [[Image:JustEh!Steve!.png|24px]]

*— '''''[[User:OptimisticFool|Opto30]]''''' [[Image:HomsarInPink.png|20px]]

*<nowiki>~</nowiki>[[User:OptimisticFool|'''That Fool'''''' Opti There ''']]([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/f/f6/Get_ye_flask_sig2.gif])

*-[[User:OptimisticFool|Opter]][[Image:Petersig.png]]


</autocolumn>
</table>

=====Suggested Sigs=====
Let's keep this in mind for [[Holidays#April Fools' Day (April 1st)|April 1st]], 2009, eh? Wah ha ha! =]
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<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Loafing|'''Loafing''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Trey56|'''Trey56''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:DeFender1031|'''DeFender1031''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Super Martyo Brother|'''Super Martyo Brother''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Homestar-winner|'''Homestar-winner''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:E.L. Cool|'''E.L. Cool''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Qermaq|'''Qermaq''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Theyellowdart|'''Theyellowdart''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Compgrl323|'''Compgrl323''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Heimstern Läufer|'''Heimstern Läufer''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Phlip|'''Phlip''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:It's dot com|'''It's dot com''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Sysrq868|'''Sysrq868''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:TheGirl|'''TheGirl''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Jay|'''Jay''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Wbwolf|'''Wbwolf''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:YK|'''YK''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Slipknot6477|'''Slipknot6477''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Sam the Man|'''Sam the Man''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:KieferSkunk|'''KieferSkunk''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:SamFisher1022|'''SamFisher1022''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:The thing|'''The thing''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Invisible Robot Fish|'''Invisible Robot Fish''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:WildFang|'''WildFang''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:ACupOfCoffee|'''ACupOfCoffee''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:DevonM|'''DevonM''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Homestar Coder|'''Homestar Coder''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:The Chort|'''The Chort''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Slipstream|'''Slipstream''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:69.59.23.70|'''69.59.23.70''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:DrPepper42|'''DrPepper42''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Pacoman|'''Pacoman''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Acam30|'''Acam30''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:That Guy Over There|'''That Guy Over There''']]

*[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Peter222|'''Peter222''']]

</autocolumn>
</table>

=== From Talk Pages ===

==== [[Fan Costume Commentary|Ohhh, people with too much time on their hands...]] ====
Originally posted by [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]:
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[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] responded with:
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This is morse code for "48 6F 77 20 61 62 6F 75 74 20 69 66 20 49 20 64 65 63 6F 64 65 20 69 74 20 74 77 69 63 65 2C 20 72 65 73 70 6F 6E 64 2C 20 61 6E 64 20 74 68 65 6E 20 65 6E 63 6F 64 65 20 69 74 20 74 77 69 63 65 3F 20 44 6F 20 49 20 73 74 69 6C 6C 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6F 6F 20 6D 75 63 68 20 74 69 6D 65 20 6F 6E 20 6D 79 20 68 61 6E 64 73 3F", which is [[Wikipedia:Hexadecimal|hex]] ASCII (rather than binary, for so-called "brevity") for "How about if I decode it twice, respond, and then encode it twice? Do I still have too much time on my hands?"

[[User:Venusy|Venusy]] replied:
<blockquote>[[trevor the vampire|42 61 20 6c 62 68 65 3f 20 47 75 6e 67 27 66 20 76 67 3f ]] 42 61 20 6c 62 68 65 [[couch patch|63 76 79 72 20 62 73 20 66 72 70 65 72 67 20 4e 6d 67 72 70 20 74 62 79 71 ]]? 42 65 20 62 61 20 6c 62 68 65 [[dangeresque 3|70 6e 65 20 63 75 62 61 72 ]]? 4f 68 67 20 6e 61 6c 6a 6e 6c 2c 20 6c 72 66 2e [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png][[User:Venusy|'''52 41 48 46 4c ''']] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/discussionitem_icon.gif][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/user.gif][mailto:venusy2@googlemail.com?subject=Homestar%20Runner%20Wiki%20Email http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif]</blockquote>
Decoded from hex ASCII, this is "[[trevor the vampire|Ba lbhe? Gung'f vg?]] Ba lbhe [[couch patch|cvyr bs frperg Nmgrp tbyq]]? Be ba lbhe [[dangeresque 3|pne cubar]]? Ohg naljnl, lrf. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png][[User:Venusy|'''RAHFL''']]", after [[Wikipedia:ROT13|ROT13]], that gives "[[trevor the vampire|On your? That's it?]] On your [[couch patch|pile of secret Aztec gold]]? Or on your [[dangeresque 3|car phone]]? But anyway, yes. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png][[User:Venusy|'''ENUSY''']]"

[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] came back with:
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Which is [[Wikipedia:Braille|Braille]] for "Huh? I Definately said "on my hands" at the end there... anyway, that was fun, let's not do it again. (Incidentally, what are the chances of this ending up on your baleeted nonsense page?) --[[User:Phlip|phlip]] [[User talk:Phlip|T]][[Special:Contributions/Phlip|C]]" – if you can't read it (if you don't have the appropriate font) you can see it [http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7307/braille5ab.png here]. Venusy couldn't read it, so that's where the conversation ended.

====Workin' on the Article====

[[User:The Chort|The Chort]] had this little conversation with an "annony".

'''REMEMBER [[Special:Random|THESE]] [[Special:Random|DAYS]]?!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

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:'''WHATEVER HAPPENED TO [[Special:Random|THESE]] [[Special:Random|DAYS]]?!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::Uh it was a wile ago [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:03, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:::'''[[Special:Random|THE HEYDAYS]]!!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:03, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::::i can spel hay [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:05, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::'''WHERE'S THE GRAMMAR?!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:06, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::i cant use it anymore [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:09, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::'''L33T? WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT?!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:10, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::no realy i thouht i was a grammer man [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:12, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::'''WELL, START TYPING LIKE ONE!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:13, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

'''Matthew Chapman''' (born [[$11.01|November 1]], 1976) is the younger of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. He and his brother [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] are the principal creators of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Matt is the voice actor for almost all of the characters on the site. He is married to [[Jackie Chapman]], who had a brief cameo in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]. They currently have one child. [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:17, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's what I'm talking about! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:18, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::its my good grammar paragraph [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:20, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

The '''"XL ProTime VHS/VCR Player"''' is the brand of [[Wikipedia:Videocassette recorder|Videocassette recorder]] that appears in various [[toons]] and was first seen in [[Strong Bad Email]] [[12:00]]. The mechanical issues such as tracking problems, visible vertical rainbow, and the ubiquitous blinking 12:00 are a running joke. It is usually seen on top of the [[Telebision]]. [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:23, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:It's great. <s>Let's</s> <s>Now, see</s> Cut! Print! Put it in the article! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:24, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

[[Category:HRWiki History]]

Strongest Man in the World

Harvax — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:09:14 GMT

Harvax: /* Fast Forward */ ...Nobody did this yet?

{{abouttoon}} {{for|[[contest]]|Strongest Man in the World Contest}}
{{toonnav|Big Toon|10years|Weclome Back|Date Nite}}

[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive bowl!"]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:25

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''

''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!

''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A strongest man in the world contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you know I'm all over it.

''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra-size, Pom Pom! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce! That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!

''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''

'''SINGER:''' Showdown!

''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel fresh as a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty stringiest man in the world contests!

''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, The Cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' W— wait. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You— wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!

'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''

''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. We'd better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bad's autograph!

''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big line building up.

''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you can ''not'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man In The World Contest!

''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's meet our smokin' hot contestants!

''{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Hailing from the middle of the road, the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Bland!

''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And next, our returning champion, the walking—

''{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —metal robot... The Robot!

''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, the foreign man:

''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble!

''{A brown background of [[beans]] pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...

''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.

''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Grape Fairie! Hit me with da rules!

''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' All right, youse ''{incomprehensible}'' brains, listen up smart. I start yas each off with like twenty grapes.

''{A pile of [[grapes]] takes the place of the floating scroll.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Then I adds one at a time.

''{A grape appears above the pile.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bum what holds the most grapes —

''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' — wins this gold bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Dang, Pom Pom, you see that golbol? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice golbol.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Allzy oop. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay.... This is going really well.

''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.

''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ka-bu op! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''

''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I havin' a little trouble!

''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins. He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' I still alive!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat—

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —I hear our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplugged?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''

''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''

''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairie? Giant bee?

''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest to God, Mookie Wilson gave me the golbol to my aunt in 1974.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.

''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''

''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat? Big help here! Big help!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay.... Even it out there on the south side.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jump her up.

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) uncover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''

''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh-nooo!

''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him. The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''

''{Cut to Pom Pom}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pom Pom wins!

''{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh.... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe.... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pom Pom. Gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's great. But I still won. I sportsmanliked everybody! Now gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my victory dance! Huhyayayayaaa!

''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Strongestmanintheworld sbautograph.png|thumb|Dare to Dream!]]
*Clicking on the [[Contest]] sign when Homestar mentions getting Strong Bad's autograph will show a picture of said autograph, on which is written:
<blockquote>homestar, 
dare to dream! believe in yourself 
and you can achieve anything!! 
your pal 
Strond Ba.... 
wait a sec, 
2nd try: 
homestar, 
you're 
a butt. 
''Strong'' 
''Bad''</blockquote>

*Clicking the [[trophy]] at the end shows a shot of it (captioned "GOLBOL") in the same style as the ones shown when Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, and later "Squished Bad" are introduced. The [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] logo is shown in the background.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Unplugged" is a term popularized by [[Wikipedia:MTV Unplugged|MTV Unplugged]] and is used to refer to [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic music]].
*Señor is the [[Spanish]] translation for "Mr.", explaining his accent.

===Trivia===
*The [[main page message]] for this toon read "10 years!".
*This toon is the first time the Grape Fairie, Mr. Bland, and Señor are given voices.
*Despite its attempt, this toon's page title is not the longest one of the website. [[Shopping for Danger]]'s page title "Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages!" surpasses it by five characters. They are, however, both 19 syllables long.
*Señor's full name was coined in [[origins]].
*When Homestar [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]], he is utilizing a skill known as juggling, which is usually done with soccer balls or [[wikipedia:Footbag|footbags]] (commonly known as Hacky Sacks).

===Remarks===
*When The Grape Fairie's mouth disappears when he isn't talking, his [[Wikipedia:Five o'clock shadow|five o'clock shadow]] disappears with it.
*Señor holds his pile of grapes on one side with the other half of the pile floating in mid-air. In the original book, he was holding the grapes with his right hand rather than his left.
*The way the grapes fall on Strong Bad, he should be lying on his stomach since he was holding the pile behind his head. However in the action scene, "squished bad," Strong Bad is shown lying on his back so that he could eat them in the next scene.
**Also, in the Original Story, when it shows Strong Bad squished under the pile of grapes, he was lying on his back.
*Señor's introduction background of beans may be a nod to the stereotype that Hispanics eat a lot of beans.
*The characters are spotlighted, although there doesn't seem to be any place for there to be spotlights in the sky.
*The grapes appear to [[Lack of visible arms|hover over Homestar's head]].
*When attempting to see if someone noticed The Cheat's unplugging of the Robot, Homestar looks to his right to look at the Judge and to the left to look at the Grape Fairie. In the very next shot the Judge and Fairie are standing next to each other talking and would have been in the same direction from Homestar's position.

===Goofs===
*When Mr. Bland, The Robot and Señor are introduced, the smaller spotlights cross over their feet, yet none of the characters' feet light up.
* In the silhouette scene following Mr. Bland's loss, the grapes are actually floating above Pom Pom. However, this could just be in keeping with the original book, which has a similar silhouette scene.
*The first page says "Every''one'' loves The Homestar Runner..." instead of "Every''body'' loves The Homestar Runner...", which would have been the correct quotation from the original book.
*Strong Bad has no purple reflection on his pants, like his [[Strong Bad Evolution|fifth design]].
*When the screen darkens and the strobe lights appear, the ones that shine on the bushes in the background do not light up the ground directly below the bushes.
**Also, the lights do not deform to the depths of the bushes, as if they were 2 dimensional.
*In the last modern scene (the 'victory dance') and the scene immediately before it, it can be seen that the shadows on Pom Pom's 'limbs' do not properly align - each 'arm' is apparently affected by a different light source when this really shouldn't be happening.

===Inside References===
*The sound heard in the background when Señor is "having a little trouble" is the same sound heard in the email [[car]] when Homestar is "deleted" by Strong Bad.
*When Señor gets squished, the [[onomatopoeia]] used is "[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|Sblounskched!]]", the name of Strong Bad's candy bar.
*The song during the training scene is "[[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|Showdown]]" from [[montage]], except with vocals by someone who sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]].
*The outfit Homestar wears during the training scene originally appeared in [[lady fan]].
*The autographed picture of Strong Bad in the Easter egg is the same as the one that Strong Bad gives to his "main man" Van Mundegaarde in [[2 years]].
*One of the [[sound effects]] that plays when the Robot gets unplugged is the loading sound from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] and [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Homestar's first speaking line and The Robot being introduced as such are examples of the [[integral article]].
*The ending music is the remix of the [[Old Intro|old intro music]], which is also heard at the end of [[flashback]] and can also be heard on [[Main Page 20]].
*The Announcer's introduction of Señor suggests that he is a resident of [[Far Off Lands|Foreign Lands]], the same place [[Thomas]] is said to be from.
*Pom Pom also winks in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], just before he gets hit by Strong Mad.
*It can be assumed from Homestar's "Let's tone down the language" line that when Strong Bad calls Pom Pom and Homestar "not very strong", Pom Pom replies using [[swears]].
*The Grape Fairie claims that [[1974]] was the year Mookie Wilson gave him the Golbol to his aunt.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mookie Wilson|Mookie Wilson]] is a former [[Wikipedia:Major League Baseball|Major League Baseball]] outfielder who played with the [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] and [[Wikipedia:Toronto Blue Jays|Toronto Blue Jays]] from 1980 to 1991. The Mets' logo is shown in the background of the Easter egg.
*[[Wikipedia:Crazy Eights|Crazy Eights]] is a card game in which two players try to get rid of all their cards by discarding a card with the same number or suit as the previous card played. In this game, eights are wild.
*Homestar's aerobic outfit is similar to the ones [[Wikipedia:Jane Fonda|Jane Fonda]] wore when making her workout videos in the 1980s.
*The Grape Fairie's "Allzy Oop!" is a distortion of the phrase [[Wikipedia:Alley Oop|Alley Oop]], which is a play in basketball where the ball is thrown up near the basket by a teammate, and another teammate dunks the ball in to score.


===Fast Forward===
*The music during the introduction of Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor is recycled in the [[Tito]] scene of [[more armies]].
*The golbol is featured in an Easter egg in [[Jibblies 2]]. Homestar finally gets it from Pom Pom, due to his costume of "Artie, The Strongest Man in the World".
*The Announcer's discussion with the Grape Fairie is nearly replicated (this time about a kickball) in [[Kick-a-Ball]], this time between the Announcer and [[the Umpire]].
*Three years later, [[Where My Hat Is At]] was also [[Where My Hat Is At (toon)|remade]] as a full-length cartoon on the 10th anniversary of the book's creation.

==DVD Version==
*The link to the original book has been deleted. It can only be accessed through an Easter Egg in the Toons menu of the DVD (see [[Everything Else, Volume 3]]).
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This story is old!

'''MIKE:''' It's very old. This is, what, the ten-year anniversary, I think?

'''MATT:''' Tenured. Ten—

'''MIKE:''' Tenured track anniversary?

'''MATT:''' Uh-huh.

'''MIKE:''' I think it was a little off. I think we—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we realized it was really— we assumed it was in, like, August, but it was actually in June, I think?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Something like that. ''{pause}'' But it's all based on the original. Look at the background there. The gym, the wall there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And those weights— the way the weights look.

'''MATT:''' That scene was also immortalized in the Mario Paint — or just Homestar lifting weights—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —by himself — in the Mario Paint cartoon.

'''MATT:''' So, uh, this was kind of fun to make one of these competition cartoons after not making those kinds of cartoons for many years.

'''MIKE:''' And it was fun to try to get to sort of re-write it, and how they would act now about things.

'''MATT:''' Right. While being a little self-reflexive—

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' —where they have to sort of hit these points from the generic competition story line. ''{pause}'' What do you think— What do you think he— Did he drop an F-bomb just then, Pom-Pom, maybe? What do you think he said, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' He may have dropped an S-bomb.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Definitely dropped an S-bomb. ''{pause}'' Hey, Announcer!

'''MIKE:''' The Announcer — I think his graphics got re-done for this.

'''MATT:''' I think they did a little bit.

'''MIKE:''' Ooh, and look! Very, uh, Alan-Parsons-Project-esque song here.

'''MATT:''' That was fun. ''{pause}'' It was fun to make those little splash screens for each character.

'''MIKE:''' That robot was a Craig Zobel—

'''MATT:''' What was—

'''MIKE:''' —product of Zobel.

'''MATT:''' What was Scottie Pippen's number, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Scottie Pippen's number?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know.

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Why?

'''MATT:''' I was going to be The Announcer, going to see a Bulls game.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh. Oh.

'''MATT:''' Bulls always came out to that Alan Parsons—

'''MIKE:''' Jordan was 23.

'''MATT:''' Well, right, I— I was going to go something more obscure, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughing}'' Pippen!?

'''MATT:''' Well, his number— you don't know his number and you're a big sports guy!

'''MIKE:''' ''{over Matt's previous comment}'' Well, I can't—

'''MATT:''' Oh! ''{makes noises similar to Homestar Runner's line, "Dang, Pom Pom, do you see that Golbol?"}'' ''{pause}'' Um, I like the direction— Everyone thinks, uh— the Wiki anyways, everyone— The Wiki thinks that's you, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' What, Mr. Bland?

'''MATT:''' Do your best impression of... that.

'''MIKE:''' I don't e— how— what did he say?

'''MATT:''' He said, "Uh, my name's Mike and I suck."

'''MIKE:''' ''{doing an impersonation of Mr. Bland}'' "Hello, my name—" Wait, what!?

'''MATT:''' Whoa!

'''MIKE:''' Gosh, you almost got me that time!

'''MATT:''' He's still alive, Mike! ''{pause}'' This is the most inconvenient, worst robot ever. It's like one of those robots from the 1920s World Fair where it's like, "It's a metal man! Thrill at the sounds of the metal man!"

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' And it has to be plugged in.

'''MATT:''' Uh... Mookie Wilson!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that gave that bowl to his gold— ''{laughing}'' to his gold aunt?

'''MATT:''' To his gold aunt! His golden aunt!

'''MIKE:''' Mookie Wilson. I think Mookie Wilson hit the— hit the famous ball that went through Bill Buckman's legs... in the World Series.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Red Sox, Mets. I think he hit it.

'''MATT:''' The curse?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You see? There— there's a little reference to the original dialoguer.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Doing some hacky sacking.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, totally. Oh, bicycle kick! Or, no. Is that a bicycle kick?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' A rainbow... kick— are they called that too, sometimes?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Umm, I like the direction we took with The Grape Fairie.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' That when he's not talking, he doesn't have a 5 o'clock shadow. But when he starts to talk—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing and over Matt's last line}'' It just appears when his mouth opens.

'''MATT:''' That voice can't not have a 5 o'clock shadow.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' If you sound like that, you're gonna— it's just gonna come out immediately. ''{pause}'' Huhyayayayaaa! I've always loved that victory dance. That's a total Craig Zobel drawing, right there, isn't it?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Didn't he do that last drawing?

'''MIKE:''' He always would make Homestar's body look like a soup can.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He gave it the 3D style.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Bye, Craig.

'''MIKE:''' I got Craiged.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Scottie Pippen|Scottie Pippen]] and [[Wikipedia:Michael Jordan|Michael Jordan]] were players for the [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bulls|Chicago Bulls]]. Both Jordan's #23 and Pippen's #33 have been retired by the team.
*In the [[Wikipedia:1986 World Series|1986 World Series]], the Red Sox lost to the Mets in seven games. The most famous play came when Mookie Wilson hit a slow grounder to first that was misplayed by [[Wikipedia:Bill Buckner|Bill Buckner]] (not Buckman, as the Chaps claim), leading to the winning run in game 6 being scored.
**This was said by fans to be due to the "[[Wikipedia:Curse of the Bambino|curse of the Bambino]]", which prevented the Red Sox from winning a World Series since 1918. (The team won the World Series in 2004 and 2007, however.)
*[[Wikipedia:The Alan Parsons Project|The Alan Parsons Project]] was a British progressive rock band active from 1975 to 1990, founded by [[Wikipedia:Eric Woolfson|Eric Woolfson]] and [[Wikipedia:Alan Parsons|Alan Parsons]]. Their instrumental piece "Sirius," from their album [[Wikipedia:Eye in the Sky (album)|''Eye in the Sky'']], is used as the court-rushing music for the aforementioned Chicago Bulls, in addition to several other uses for other sports teams.

==External Links==
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*[[HR:sbglossy.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's photograph]]

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Harvax — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 04:01:00 GMT

Harvax: So apparently Matt Chapman has a Twitter page?

''{The lights are off. Strong Bad come in and starts blowing on the Compé.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé. (How I missed you.)

'''STRONG MAD:''' STRONG BAD! (...)

specially marked

Harvax — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:17:51 GMT

Harvax: undid revision 731728; I just realized Z and X were in there too.

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[[Image:Sbemail194.png|thumb|"Watch out for cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name!"]]
Strong Bad educates us on the free toys found in cereal boxes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]] ([[Riverquest Safariventure]]), [[Marzipan's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, April 21, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:08

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: cerial box toys</div>
Hey ho, Strongbad. 
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked 
cerial boxes? 
PB 
Over the hills 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads 'Hey ho, Strongbad' as 'Hey! Ho! Strongbad!' (as if it was from "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]", [[specially marked#Real-World References|see below]]) and 'cerial' as 'keh-ree-al'.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ooh, I'm glad you asked Problem Brian. I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.

''{A dotted-line circle appears near the top of Strong Bad's head. Two lines appear, going from the circle to a new circle, this time larger and in front of Strong Bad's head. In the bigger circle, there is a picture of Strong Bad's brain.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I choose...this piece.

''{An arrow points to a spot on the left side of Strong Bad's brain. He clears the screen, and the circles disappear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well before you get the toys inside, you first have to navigate the treacherous, jaggedy rock filled class 5 rapids of specially marked cereal box fake outs! Luckily, I'm a lame sandal wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times!

''{Cuts to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat, wearing a ponytail and a helmet, respectively, are in the 'Riverquest Safariventure' box, with a hose running in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok guys, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right! ''{Strong Bad pulls out some sort of microphone and makes a clicking noise}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad walks in from the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...

''{Music starts to play in the background.}''

''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Krunch, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy Hog Crunchities, and Fundament-o's appear, in that order.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, to stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.

''{A picture of a step counter appears against a blue background. In flashing letters on the bottom, it says "One Free TakesteppaTM Step Take Monitor!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!

''{A picture of a defibrillator appears on-screen. At the top of the screen, it reads "Clear?! One FreeTM Defib Kit Inside!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!

''{Cut back to Marzipan's kitchen, where Strong Bad's face is on a box of 'Hypothetic-O's'.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the box}'' What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.

''{The box flies off-screen. When Strong Bad names the sound effects, boxes of Fruit Smax, Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops, Soundy Puffs, Blue Laser Blasts, and Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall appear in order.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big—

''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.

''{Strong Bad pulls out a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] figure in its blister pack}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen with a box of Fruit Smax on the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Next up are the three most useless letters in the specially marked alphabet.

''{Zoom to Strong Bad's mouth}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' U...P...C.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you spot these wastes of serif on a cereal box,

''{Cut to a bar code}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' turn and run as fast as you can.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna—

''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —have to involve your mom to write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!

''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The nerve of those cereals! You leave my mom ''{slams fist on the table}'' out of this!

''{Screen changes, there is now a box of Cheat Commandos...O's on the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Some cereals can't even be bothered with a toy at all.

''{Cut to the box}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box—

''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask. On the top left are scissors indicating that it can be cut out and the words "snip snip".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —as some kind of prize. ''{Zoom in on the mask}'' That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face! Masks,

''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' mazes,

''{The top part of the maze becomes a word search, most of which consists of uncommon letters, like "Q", while the words "'''BUY MORE CEREAL'''" appear in bold. [[Reynold]] is seen on the upper right, with a caption reading "Find 3 words!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' word searches, PAH!

''{Throws box, cut back to Strong Bad standing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know the kind of kids that enjoyed these funtivities on the backs of cereal boxes, and let me tell you, they were real easy to beat up.

''{Homestar Runner walks in wearing a Crack Stuntman mask.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what kind of toys I'd put in specially marked boxes?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes.

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anything ''{Reaches into a cereal box}'' heavy and pointy enough ''{Zoom in on box}'' to do lasting damage to the face.

''{Zooms out as Strong Bad takes out a chainsaw-car and throws it at Homestar, knocking him backwards onto the floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wahhhh! Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me finish this word search? I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click the words "Problem Brian" to see the book by [[Lem Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Bev Sportsinterviews]].
*Click on Homestar's foot at the end to see a [[printable]] [[Crack Stuntman]] mask.
*Click on Strong Bad's head at the end to see [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|all the cereal boxes shown in the email]].

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Whitewater#Classification of whitewater|Class 5 rapids]] have rocks, waves and possibly a steep drop, requiring advanced rafting experience. It is the second highest of the six whitewater classifications.
*The UPC, or [[Wikipedia:Universal Product Code|Universal Product Code]], is a type of [[Wikipedia:barcode|barcode]] that is used to track the movement of store products.
*[[Wikipedia:Chaff|Chaff]] is material consisting of seed coverings and small pieces of stem or leaves that have been separated from the seeds.
*Dextrose is a simple sugar (specifically, the metabolizable form of [[Wikipedia:Glucose|glucose]]). It is the primary means of energy for living things.
*"Flavornoid" may be a [[portmanteau]] of flavor and [[Wikipedia:Flavonoid|flavonoid]], a member of a group of substances found in many plants and plant-based foods with anti-oxidant properties.
*A [[Wikipedia:defibrillator|defibrillator]] is a device used to restart someone's heart to a regular heartbeat when it goes into cardiac arrest (a common cause of death where the heart fails to beat correctly). They are standard medical equipment in most hospitals and ambulances, but not in cereal boxes.

===Trivia===
*The pedometer reads "EVERY STEP U TAKE: 12 STEPS".
*The Cheat Commandos O's box now has Fightgar saying "Those still aren't O's!", similar to Fightgar's comment "Those aren't O's!" on the box in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*The UPC text reads "UPC FUNZONE | Collect them all!", and the UPC number is "566353 0453080", which represents [http://www.upcdatabase.com/coupon.asp?upc=0566353045308 a generic, $0.30 coupon].
*The summary of the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad gives specially marked boxes of cereal a piece of his mind."
*Factoring in Easter eggs, this is the shortest email of the Lappy era that is hosted on the site.

=== Remarks ===
*The box where Strong Bad takes out the Marshie action figure is the same box that was too lazy to put any toy inside.
*When Strong Bad reaches into the box to get the toy Marshie, his arm is longer than usual.
*The week of the Podcast's release, attempting to update the Podcast on iTunes would only bring up the message, "'Strong Bad Email' does not seem to be a valid podcast URL." The feed was not repaired until September 10, 2008.
*Strong Bad says the defibrillator is used to "restart my heart if it stops". It's actually a myth that defibrillators are used to start hearts that have stopped. As mentioned above, they are actually used to restart a heart when it has irregular heartbeats, in an attempt to get a regular pattern started again.

=== Goofs ===
*The "Problem Brian" Easter egg is still clickable when hidden by the closeup of Strong Bad's brain.
*Strong Bad's hair doesn't move in sync with his head in the Riverquest Safariventure scene.
*There is a layering problem with the milk on the Cheat Commandos...O's box that makes it look as though the milk is behind the back of the bowl. See [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] for the way it should be.
*The Email Strong Bad and Back buttons at the end of the email are still clickable when hidden by the Crack Stuntman mask's background in the Easter egg.
*Strong Bad says that the letters UPC are "wastes of [[Wikipedia:Serif|serif]]" however the letters UPC shown on the cereal box do not contain serifs.

=== Inside References ===
*The chainsaw car is from [[what I want]].
*Strong Bad's ponytail was first seen in [[bike thief]] as part of his college student persona.
*The walking man on the step counter is from [[50K Racewalker]].
*Corn Krunch was previously seen in [[death metal]], where it contained a full-size alto saxophone (contradicting Strong Bad's claims in this email).
*Strong Bad pulls a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] toy out of the box of Cheat Commandos...O's.
**Also, one of the "squarish, sugary pieces of styrofoam" marshmallows is shaped like [[Marshie]] himself.
*This toon prominently features [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*Strong Bad says to "leave [his] [[parents|mom]] out of this."
*The UPC says "[[technology|OBOE SHOES]]" and [[EGGS]] upside down.
*"Iowa Groan", "Oh! T'Meel" and "New Tritious" are all [[homophones]].
*One of Strong Bad's lines is a variation of [[Please to be]].

=== Real-World References ===
[[Image:SBbrain.PNG|150px|thumb|Strong Bad's brain]]
*The opening of the email, "Hey, ho, Strong Bad," is said in a way reminiscent of "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]" by [[Wikipedia:Ramones|the Ramones]]. The song's chant was previously parodied in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], in which [[Marzipan]] dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]].
* Strong Bad's [[brain]] is based on the second form of the final boss in the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Contra III: The Alien Wars|Contra III: The Alien Wars]]''.
* The Fundament-O's box resembles cereal brands like [[Wikipedia:Wheaties|Wheaties]], in which they put a popular athlete on the front of every box.
**It is also a reference to [http://www.x-entertainment.com/cerealprizeproject/group007/index.php Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls], a basketball-shaped cereal from 1993.
* The 'One Free Takesteppa Step Take Monitor!' is a reference to the free [[Wikipedia:pedometer|pedometers]] which have actually come free in boxes of certain healthy cereals.
*"Every step U take" is a line from the song "[[Wikipedia:Every Breath You Take|Every Breath You Take]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Police|The Police]].
*There was a cereal named [[Wikipedia:Smacks|Smacks]]. It had previously been known as Honey Smacks since the 1980s, and had its name simplified in the 1990s because its mascot, the Dig 'Em Frog, was simply calling them "Smacks". The name was reverted in 2004.
*There was a cereal named [[Wikipedia:Corn Pops|Pops]]. It was previously known as Corn Pops, and was changed to Pops in mid 2006, but was reverted that same year due to poor sales.

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I don't eat enough cereal anymore, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I've made a conscious effort to try to eat more, Golden Grahams being my main...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' There was one day where they had, uh, Golden Grahams on sale...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' And so I bought four boxes...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' And I realized... I was wearing my Golden Grahams shirt. ''{both laugh}'' So I walked up to the checkout counter with four boxes of Golden Grahams, wearing a Golden Grahams shirt, and I was a pretty cool guy.

'''MATT:''' Nice!

'''MIKE:''' I used to have a Blimpie shirt that I would accidentally wear when I would go to Blimpie ''{muffled by Matt laughing}'' in college, and always feel like a dork.

'''MATT:''' Good job! ''{pause}'' Uh, I like Strong Bad's end boss brain he had there.

'''MIKE:''' I didn't see it! What...

'''MATT:''' Piece of his mind, I think he says.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' And he has a gross eyeball and some horns...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

''{Mike and Matt talk over each other, pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{in response to Riverquest Safariventure}'' Ohhh.

'''MIKE:''' Do you remember... My two favorite cereals growing up were Halfsies...

'''MATT:''' Uh-huh.

'''MIKE:''' ...which don't exist anymore...

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' ...and, uh, Bigg Mixx, which doesn't exist anymore.

'''MATT:''' Bigg Mixx, that had the, what was it called? Chicken... wolf...

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Chicken-wolf Moose-pig.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Did he have a name, or was he just called the Chicken-wolf Moose-pig?

'''MIKE:''' I think he was just called the Chicken-wolf Moose-pig.

'''MATT:''' I remember one of the things you got in specially marked boxes of Bigg Mixx was this-- Ooh! Look at that Videlectrix...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Pedometer?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Um... Sorry. But it came with, like, tape, like, police tape, that said, uh, Chicken-wolf Moose-pig Crossing on it, or something.

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Really? Wow. I have to see if I can find some of that.

'''MATT:''' I like that little Gunshot, uh...

'''MIKE:''' Sheriff?

'''MATT:''' Sheriff. He's a thing of puffed wheat or shredded wheat, maybe.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Looks like Strong Bad's arm is a little longer than usual, reaching down into that box.

'''MATT:''' It's alright, man. ''{pause}'' Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' There you go. ''{long pause}'' C'mon. Talk.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... Ssss.... Uh...

'''MATT:''' Flakes! Awful good cereal flakes, Miss McDunnough!

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I would like to have... ''{laughs, lets Matt finish}'' I would like to have a little, um, plush of that cereal... piece of cereal.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah! It...

'''MIKE:''' We should make one of those.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Little flake?

'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}'' Uh-huh.

'''MATT:''' ''{as Crack Stuntman}'' BLAAAH! ''{as himself}'' Huh? I do that voice.

'''MIKE:''' ''{reading box}'' Snip Snip!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh, I need, uh, my hair... My hair needs a clippin'. Snip snip. That was maybe the easiest word find I've ever seen, Mike. Where every other...

'''MIKE:''' Word finds...

'''MATT:''' ...every other letter was Q... ''{Mike laughs}'' ...except for the one...

'''MIKE:''' Do you ever see people at the airport doin' a word find? A book of word searches?

'''MATT:''' Yeah! My wife does them on the plane. So stop makin' fun.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Where is... Where is the fun in a word search?

'''MATT:''' ''{indignantly}'' It's fun. ''{both laugh}'' Wait, what is that one called? I forget what that last kind of cereal is called.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals? And it just has an alien hand holding a spoon...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, I spent four seconds on that... that box of cereal.

'''MATT:''' You made, like, twelve different cereals! ''{continues unintelligibly}''

'''MIKE:''' I had to give up at some point. ''{Matt laughs}''

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|194|13929|youtube=TrSgHAIqIkQ}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

specially marked

Harvax — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:16:50 GMT

Harvax: /* Transcript */ Q is pretty much the only letter here that doesn't make a word.

{{sbenav|194}}
[[Image:Sbemail194.png|thumb|"Watch out for cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name!"]]
Strong Bad educates us on the free toys found in cereal boxes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]] ([[Riverquest Safariventure]]), [[Marzipan's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, April 21, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:08

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: cerial box toys</div>
Hey ho, Strongbad. 
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked 
cerial boxes? 
PB 
Over the hills 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads 'Hey ho, Strongbad' as 'Hey! Ho! Strongbad!' (as if it was from "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]", [[specially marked#Real-World References|see below]]) and 'cerial' as 'keh-ree-al'.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ooh, I'm glad you asked Problem Brian. I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.

''{A dotted-line circle appears near the top of Strong Bad's head. Two lines appear, going from the circle to a new circle, this time larger and in front of Strong Bad's head. In the bigger circle, there is a picture of Strong Bad's brain.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I choose...this piece.

''{An arrow points to a spot on the left side of Strong Bad's brain. He clears the screen, and the circles disappear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well before you get the toys inside, you first have to navigate the treacherous, jaggedy rock filled class 5 rapids of specially marked cereal box fake outs! Luckily, I'm a lame sandal wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times!

''{Cuts to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat, wearing a ponytail and a helmet, respectively, are in the 'Riverquest Safariventure' box, with a hose running in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok guys, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right! ''{Strong Bad pulls out some sort of microphone and makes a clicking noise}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad walks in from the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...

''{Music starts to play in the background.}''

''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Krunch, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy Hog Crunchities, and Fundament-o's appear, in that order.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, to stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.

''{A picture of a step counter appears against a blue background. In flashing letters on the bottom, it says "One Free TakesteppaTM Step Take Monitor!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!

''{A picture of a defibrillator appears on-screen. At the top of the screen, it reads "Clear?! One FreeTM Defib Kit Inside!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!

''{Cut back to Marzipan's kitchen, where Strong Bad's face is on a box of 'Hypothetic-O's'.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the box}'' What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.

''{The box flies off-screen. When Strong Bad names the sound effects, boxes of Fruit Smax, Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops, Soundy Puffs, Blue Laser Blasts, and Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall appear in order.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big—

''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.

''{Strong Bad pulls out a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] figure in its blister pack}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen with a box of Fruit Smax on the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Next up are the three most useless letters in the specially marked alphabet.

''{Zoom to Strong Bad's mouth}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' U...P...C.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you spot these wastes of serif on a cereal box,

''{Cut to a bar code}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' turn and run as fast as you can.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna—

''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —have to involve your mom to write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!

''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The nerve of those cereals! You leave my mom ''{slams fist on the table}'' out of this!

''{Screen changes, there is now a box of Cheat Commandos...O's on the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Some cereals can't even be bothered with a toy at all.

''{Cut to the box}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box—

''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask. On the top left are scissors indicating that it can be cut out and the words "snip snip".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —as some kind of prize. ''{Zoom in on the mask}'' That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face! Masks,

''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' mazes,

''{The top part of the maze becomes a word search, most of which consists of "Q", while the words "'''BUY MORE CEREAL'''" appear in bold. [[Reynold]] is seen on the upper right, with a caption reading "Find 3 words!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' word searches, PAH!

''{Throws box, cut back to Strong Bad standing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know the kind of kids that enjoyed these funtivities on the backs of cereal boxes, and let me tell you, they were real easy to beat up.

''{Homestar Runner walks in wearing a Crack Stuntman mask.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what kind of toys I'd put in specially marked boxes?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes.

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anything ''{Reaches into a cereal box}'' heavy and pointy enough ''{Zoom in on box}'' to do lasting damage to the face.

''{Zooms out as Strong Bad takes out a chainsaw-car and throws it at Homestar, knocking him backwards onto the floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wahhhh! Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me finish this word search? I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click the words "Problem Brian" to see the book by [[Lem Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Bev Sportsinterviews]].
*Click on Homestar's foot at the end to see a [[printable]] [[Crack Stuntman]] mask.
*Click on Strong Bad's head at the end to see [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|all the cereal boxes shown in the email]].

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Whitewater#Classification of whitewater|Class 5 rapids]] have rocks, waves and possibly a steep drop, requiring advanced rafting experience. It is the second highest of the six whitewater classifications.
*The UPC, or [[Wikipedia:Universal Product Code|Universal Product Code]], is a type of [[Wikipedia:barcode|barcode]] that is used to track the movement of store products.
*[[Wikipedia:Chaff|Chaff]] is material consisting of seed coverings and small pieces of stem or leaves that have been separated from the seeds.
*Dextrose is a simple sugar (specifically, the metabolizable form of [[Wikipedia:Glucose|glucose]]). It is the primary means of energy for living things.
*"Flavornoid" may be a [[portmanteau]] of flavor and [[Wikipedia:Flavonoid|flavonoid]], a member of a group of substances found in many plants and plant-based foods with anti-oxidant properties.
*A [[Wikipedia:defibrillator|defibrillator]] is a device used to restart someone's heart to a regular heartbeat when it goes into cardiac arrest (a common cause of death where the heart fails to beat correctly). They are standard medical equipment in most hospitals and ambulances, but not in cereal boxes.

===Trivia===
*The pedometer reads "EVERY STEP U TAKE: 12 STEPS".
*The Cheat Commandos O's box now has Fightgar saying "Those still aren't O's!", similar to Fightgar's comment "Those aren't O's!" on the box in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*The UPC text reads "UPC FUNZONE | Collect them all!", and the UPC number is "566353 0453080", which represents [http://www.upcdatabase.com/coupon.asp?upc=0566353045308 a generic, $0.30 coupon].
*The summary of the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad gives specially marked boxes of cereal a piece of his mind."
*Factoring in Easter eggs, this is the shortest email of the Lappy era that is hosted on the site.

=== Remarks ===
*The box where Strong Bad takes out the Marshie action figure is the same box that was too lazy to put any toy inside.
*When Strong Bad reaches into the box to get the toy Marshie, his arm is longer than usual.
*The week of the Podcast's release, attempting to update the Podcast on iTunes would only bring up the message, "'Strong Bad Email' does not seem to be a valid podcast URL." The feed was not repaired until September 10, 2008.
*Strong Bad says the defibrillator is used to "restart my heart if it stops". It's actually a myth that defibrillators are used to start hearts that have stopped. As mentioned above, they are actually used to restart a heart when it has irregular heartbeats, in an attempt to get a regular pattern started again.

=== Goofs ===
*The "Problem Brian" Easter egg is still clickable when hidden by the closeup of Strong Bad's brain.
*Strong Bad's hair doesn't move in sync with his head in the Riverquest Safariventure scene.
*There is a layering problem with the milk on the Cheat Commandos...O's box that makes it look as though the milk is behind the back of the bowl. See [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] for the way it should be.
*The Email Strong Bad and Back buttons at the end of the email are still clickable when hidden by the Crack Stuntman mask's background in the Easter egg.
*Strong Bad says that the letters UPC are "wastes of [[Wikipedia:Serif|serif]]" however the letters UPC shown on the cereal box do not contain serifs.

=== Inside References ===
*The chainsaw car is from [[what I want]].
*Strong Bad's ponytail was first seen in [[bike thief]] as part of his college student persona.
*The walking man on the step counter is from [[50K Racewalker]].
*Corn Krunch was previously seen in [[death metal]], where it contained a full-size alto saxophone (contradicting Strong Bad's claims in this email).
*Strong Bad pulls a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] toy out of the box of Cheat Commandos...O's.
**Also, one of the "squarish, sugary pieces of styrofoam" marshmallows is shaped like [[Marshie]] himself.
*This toon prominently features [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*Strong Bad says to "leave [his] [[parents|mom]] out of this."
*The UPC says "[[technology|OBOE SHOES]]" and [[EGGS]] upside down.
*"Iowa Groan", "Oh! T'Meel" and "New Tritious" are all [[homophones]].
*One of Strong Bad's lines is a variation of [[Please to be]].

=== Real-World References ===
[[Image:SBbrain.PNG|150px|thumb|Strong Bad's brain]]
*The opening of the email, "Hey, ho, Strong Bad," is said in a way reminiscent of "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]" by [[Wikipedia:Ramones|the Ramones]]. The song's chant was previously parodied in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], in which [[Marzipan]] dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]].
* Strong Bad's [[brain]] is based on the second form of the final boss in the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Contra III: The Alien Wars|Contra III: The Alien Wars]]''.
* The Fundament-O's box resembles cereal brands like [[Wikipedia:Wheaties|Wheaties]], in which they put a popular athlete on the front of every box.
**It is also a reference to [http://www.x-entertainment.com/cerealprizeproject/group007/index.php Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls], a basketball-shaped cereal from 1993.
* The 'One Free Takesteppa Step Take Monitor!' is a reference to the free [[Wikipedia:pedometer|pedometers]] which have actually come free in boxes of certain healthy cereals.
*"Every step U take" is a line from the song "[[Wikipedia:Every Breath You Take|Every Breath You Take]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Police|The Police]].
*There was a cereal named [[Wikipedia:Smacks|Smacks]]. It had previously been known as Honey Smacks since the 1980s, and had its name simplified in the 1990s because its mascot, the Dig 'Em Frog, was simply calling them "Smacks". The name was reverted in 2004.
*There was a cereal named [[Wikipedia:Corn Pops|Pops]]. It was previously known as Corn Pops, and was changed to Pops in mid 2006, but was reverted that same year due to poor sales.

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I don't eat enough cereal anymore, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I've made a conscious effort to try to eat more, Golden Grahams being my main...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' There was one day where they had, uh, Golden Grahams on sale...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' And so I bought four boxes...

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' And I realized... I was wearing my Golden Grahams shirt. ''{both laugh}'' So I walked up to the checkout counter with four boxes of Golden Grahams, wearing a Golden Grahams shirt, and I was a pretty cool guy.

'''MATT:''' Nice!

'''MIKE:''' I used to have a Blimpie shirt that I would accidentally wear when I would go to Blimpie ''{muffled by Matt laughing}'' in college, and always feel like a dork.

'''MATT:''' Good job! ''{pause}'' Uh, I like Strong Bad's end boss brain he had there.

'''MIKE:''' I didn't see it! What...

'''MATT:''' Piece of his mind, I think he says.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' And he has a gross eyeball and some horns...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

''{Mike and Matt talk over each other, pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{in response to Riverquest Safariventure}'' Ohhh.

'''MIKE:''' Do you remember... My two favorite cereals growing up were Halfsies...

'''MATT:''' Uh-huh.

'''MIKE:''' ...which don't exist anymore...

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' ...and, uh, Bigg Mixx, which doesn't exist anymore.

'''MATT:''' Bigg Mixx, that had the, what was it called? Chicken... wolf...

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Chicken-wolf Moose-pig.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Did he have a name, or was he just called the Chicken-wolf Moose-pig?

'''MIKE:''' I think he was just called the Chicken-wolf Moose-pig.

'''MATT:''' I remember one of the things you got in specially marked boxes of Bigg Mixx was this-- Ooh! Look at that Videlectrix...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Pedometer?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Um... Sorry. But it came with, like, tape, like, police tape, that said, uh, Chicken-wolf Moose-pig Crossing on it, or something.

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Really? Wow. I have to see if I can find some of that.

'''MATT:''' I like that little Gunshot, uh...

'''MIKE:''' Sheriff?

'''MATT:''' Sheriff. He's a thing of puffed wheat or shredded wheat, maybe.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Looks like Strong Bad's arm is a little longer than usual, reaching down into that box.

'''MATT:''' It's alright, man. ''{pause}'' Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' There you go. ''{long pause}'' C'mon. Talk.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... Ssss.... Uh...

'''MATT:''' Flakes! Awful good cereal flakes, Miss McDunnough!

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I would like to have... ''{laughs, lets Matt finish}'' I would like to have a little, um, plush of that cereal... piece of cereal.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah! It...

'''MIKE:''' We should make one of those.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Little flake?

'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}'' Uh-huh.

'''MATT:''' ''{as Crack Stuntman}'' BLAAAH! ''{as himself}'' Huh? I do that voice.

'''MIKE:''' ''{reading box}'' Snip Snip!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh, I need, uh, my hair... My hair needs a clippin'. Snip snip. That was maybe the easiest word find I've ever seen, Mike. Where every other...

'''MIKE:''' Word finds...

'''MATT:''' ...every other letter was Q... ''{Mike laughs}'' ...except for the one...

'''MIKE:''' Do you ever see people at the airport doin' a word find? A book of word searches?

'''MATT:''' Yeah! My wife does them on the plane. So stop makin' fun.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Where is... Where is the fun in a word search?

'''MATT:''' ''{indignantly}'' It's fun. ''{both laugh}'' Wait, what is that one called? I forget what that last kind of cereal is called.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals? And it just has an alien hand holding a spoon...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, I spent four seconds on that... that box of cereal.

'''MATT:''' You made, like, twelve different cereals! ''{continues unintelligibly}''

'''MIKE:''' I had to give up at some point. ''{Matt laughs}''

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|194|13929|youtube=TrSgHAIqIkQ}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Population: Tire

Harvax — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:52:57 GMT

Harvax: /* Explanations */

{{gamenav|New Game|pop_tire|Peasant's Quest|RhinoFeeder}}

[[Image:poptiregame.PNG|thumb|Population... TIIIRREEE!]]
'''Population: Tire''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]] where you use your mouse cursor to keep The [[Tire]] bouncing in the air as long as possible. Increase your score multiplier by hitting birds, balloons, {{Film|The Cheat}} and {{Film|Strong Sad}}, and beware of wind changes and flying [[Cold One|Cold Ones]]!

'''Date:''' Monday, June 23, 2003

'''Page Title:''' I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' pop_tire
__FORCETOC__
== Premise ==

<blockquote style="font-family: monospace; padding:8px; border: 1px solid #000; width:25em">
IN THE YEAR 19xx, THE CITIZENS OF 
STRONGBADIA ARE TERRORIZED BY A 
FACELESS FOE. AS A TOP SECRET CRACK 
COMMANDO OPERATIVE, IT IS YOU JOB TO 
PROTECT THE LAST REMAINING CITIZEN FROM 
TOUCHING THE TAINTED SOIL. YOU ARE 
SOLDIER! 
 
SCORE POINTS BY BOUNCING TIRE WITH 
MOUSE. HIT INFIDELS TO INCREASE THE 
VALUE OF EACH BOUNCE. STRING COMBOS TO 
PREVENT THE VALUE FROM DROPPING OVER 
TIME. 
 
YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW. ACCEPT YOUR 
MISSION AND STEP FOURTH. 
AND REMEMBER; NEVER, EVER BREAK A COLD 
ONE.
</blockquote>

Note: In the [[Viidelectrix]] version of the game, "MOUSE" has changed to "TIP OF POINTY FINGER THINGY", a reference to using the [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii Remote]].

== Scoring Chart ==
The main objective of this game is to keep the Tire in the air as long as possible. You earn one point times your Multiplier for each bounce, and your score resets to 0 when the Tire hits the ground. The Multiplier appears when it is 2x or higher — otherwise, it is always 1x and never falls below this value. The Multiplier decreases by 1x every 5 seconds if you don't hit any objects.

You can increase your Multiplier by hitting various objects:

*Balloon: +1x
*Bird: +2x
*The Cheat: +1x
*Cold One: -5x

The Cheat can be hit repeatedly, but each time you hit him, he reverses direction and starts walking faster.

== Strong Sad Effects ==

Strong Sad occasionally appears from [[behind the fence]]. Hitting him will award the effect indicated in his thought balloon:

*2X: Your multiplier is increased by 2.
*-2X: Your multiplier is decreased by 2.
*BIG: The Tire increases in size.
*FLY: The Tire falls more slowly.
*SAD: Your multiplier is reduced to 1. ''(The word in the thought balloon changes to '''x0''', but you can still score 1 point per bounce.)''

When you get FLY or BIG the sound is different when you hit the tire.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===

*The [[Deliberately Poor English|bad grammar]] in the introduction is a reference to the language found in old video games that were poorly translated from Japanese to English.
*The tire could not be hitting any of the bonus entities; the tire's shadow is in a separate plane from the bird, balloon, and Strong Sad.

===Trivia===
*When the Tire hits the ground, your Multiplier resets to 1x, and the effect you receive depends on your score:
** '''0-2:''' Nothing.
** '''3-99:''' A sad-sounding sound effect.
** '''100-499:''' A quick, energetic sound effect.
** '''500-999:''' A more complicated sound effect, and a plane flies by towing a random message.
** '''1000+:''' A dramatic tune plays, and a plane flies by towing a random message.
*The possible messages you can see behind the plane are:
**YOU RULE
**PURE FUN
**GIVE IT UP
**FHI-FIVE
**POP:YOU
**ROCK/ROLL
**GOOD ONE
**TIRE-TASTIC!
**JAM ON IT
**LET GO
**PARTY.WOO!
**PARDON ME?
**X-L-NT
**GROW IT OUT
**PARENTAL!!
**GOSH!
**LOVIN' IT
**SPANKIN'!
**YOU 4 EVA
**YOU.COM
**YOU.CALM
**WISHIWASU
**WHO'S THAT?
**THE BOUNCA!
*The background reacts to the computer system time, similar to how the alarm clock reacts in [[12:00]]. For example, if you play this game at 2 in the morning, you will see a night sky. It alternates within 24 hours, starting with midnight:
**Dark Blue (Beginning)
**Dark Indigo
**Dark Brown
**Orange
**Bright Cyan Blue
**Bright Blue
**Dark Brown
**Orange
**Dark Indigo
**Dark Blue (End)
*In the game Awexome Cross '98, The Cheat can fit inside the tire and roll along in it. In this game however, The Cheat appears too large to be able to fit in the tire.
*Cold Ones start appearing when you reach a x5 multiplier, and become more frequent when you reach x10.

===Glitches===
*If you disable play, the multiplier will be frozen. You will not be able to hit any other objects or obstacles, and no new objects or obstacles will appear.
**The tire will still be able to bounce, and you will still be able to score points.

===Inside References===
* The bird in this game also flies across the screen in [[take-a-break.exe]], which appeared in [[huttah!]]
** The same bird is also seen flying over Bubs's baloney Sammich truck in [[Weclome Back]].
*The title screen is of the second-to-last shot in [[flag day]].

===Real-World References===
*This game's loading screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]] boot screen:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #87cefa;background:#0000cd;color:#87cefa">*** COMPYDORE 64 BASIC V2 *** 
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE 
READY. 
LOAD "*",8,1 
SEARCHING FOR * 
 
READY. 
RUN</blockquote>

:*The loading screen used to read "9,1", but was later changed to read "8,1". In the C-64, "9,1" told the computer to access the second floppy drive, if one was connected. The ",1" meant the program had a machine code component (for the technically-minded, it indicated that the loaded program shouldn't be relocated in memory).
:*This game plays in stereo, even though the C-64 was not capable of stereo sound.
:*In the [[Viidelectrix]] version of this game, the word "Compydore" on the loading screen was changed to "Compiidore" to refer to the [[Wikipedia:Wii|Nintendo Wii]].
[[Image:mgearsleepy-feelasleep.gif|thumb|250px|I FEEL ASLEEP!!]]
* The page title "I FEEL ASLEEP!" quotes the game ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear (video game)|Metal Gear]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]].
** There is a C-64 version of Metal Gear, based on the NES version, but it appears to lack this quote. The Japanese version also lacks this scene.
* The seagull graphic and several of the sound effects are taken from the game ''[[Wikipedia:California Games|California Games]]'' (1988).
* Other sound effects (including hitting The Cheat and breaking a Cold One) are taken from the game ''[[Wikipedia:Wizball|Wizball]]'', a surrealistic shooter game for the C-64.
* Hitting a balloon makes the same sound as running through an explosion in the C-64 game "Paradroid".
* When the tire drops and you have 3-99 score, the sound effect played is from the C64 game "Park Patrol."

== External Links ==
*play [[HR:pop_tire.html|Population:Tire]]
*play the [[HR:pop_tire.swf|Flash file for Population:Tire]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|Wii version of the game]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]]
*listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/poptire theme.mp3|Game Music]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
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Harvax — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:48:21 GMT

Harvax: Wait.

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[[Image:Sbemail197.png|thumb|"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"]]

Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 21, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: a little concerned</div>
Hey Strongbad- 
I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I 
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in 
a while. 
Yours, etc 
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shennanigans"  as "she-ne-ne-nanigans". He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat—

''{scene cuts to The Field. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to re-inflate it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So what do you think, man?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, now we're talkin'. ''{Dances nervously}'' Let's get out of here before the cops come!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then yesterday, we feathered—

''{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —the living crap out of Strong Sad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You said it The Cheat! Tar ''is'' prohibitively expensive!

''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise—

''{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise onto the tops of [[cardboard boxes]]}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as voiceover}'' —on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,—

''{clockwise-wipe reveals basement with mayonnaise gone, Strong Bad vacuuming, and The Cheat spraying air-freshener. Room twinkles occasionally.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonnaise!

''{cut to a rear view of the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thirty whole minutes! Can you be— ''{quickly loses his jubilation}'' yeah, okay, we're losing our edge. The Cheat, get in here!

''{cut to a full shot of the computer room as The Cheat appears, wearing an apron}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that thing off!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{disappointed The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it is not "pretend-we're-grandmas-baking" time! ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' And it'll never be again! ''{zoom out}'' ''{sotto voce}'' See me after this email.

''{The Cheat removes apron}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it's time to do some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on! Again!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic The Cheat noise}''

''{left wipe reveals Strong Bad and The Cheat in a room with stacks of eggs in cartons, several battle-axes, a stack of toilet paper rolls, and two bottles of "Lite Em Up Dan"-brand lighter fluid near the wall, and a saw, a casserole, and gasoline can on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' We can't go wrong!

''{zoom out}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{questioning The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, shenanigans! Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor, and I'll stomp on this casserole.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

''{Cut to a close up of the casserole. Strong Bad stomps on it while The Cheat saws a hole in the floor around him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my— ''{zoom out}'' ''{screams}''

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and the gasoline can fall through the hole in the floor}''

''{Cut to a pitch-black room with faint light appearing above. Nothing can be seen besides Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes, which appear white with black pupils.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously}'' Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so... easy to animate.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move. ''{grunts}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's eyes move in a way consistent with him winding up to kick The Cheat. The Cheat's eyes move in a way consistent with him backing up slightly. Strong Bad's eyes then flip around and lower in a way consistent with him flipping over and then falling to the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaaa-oof. Geez, Lucy, hold still! ''{a hitting sound is heard}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}'' ''{another hitting sound and a popping sound are heard}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye disappears; in its place a round white ball appears of roughly the same size. It falls from Strong Bad's face level and rolls away on the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow, my eye!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screaming The Cheat noise}''

''{Strong Bad's left eye reappears, opening}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.

''{Another white ball appears from the level of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I always keep a spare pack ''{a cluster of similar balls appears from Strong Bad's hip-level}'' in my pants. ''{Throws the balls.}'' Some would say "pocket", I say, "in my pants".

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hello? Is somebody down there?

''{cut to Strong Sad looking at the hole from above}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine! But I wasn't the one who—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ah, sure. ''{mimes typing}'' Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awesome, I thought so!

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgetangle.com, one o' those?

''{cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the hole for a few days too. So I can finish my novellique.

''{cut back to dark hole}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good! Could you toss down something to drink though?

''{cut back to Strong Sad, who walks away to the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad? Ah, never mind, ''{cut back to dark hole}'' we'll just drink that gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise}''

''{The Cheat's eyes move in a manner consistent with him jumping up to slap Strong Bad's raised hand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grumbles}'' Thinks we're losing our edge. Pfft!

''{[[New Paper]] is heard coming down, but it is too dark to see it. However, hovering the mouse over where the new Paper should be reveals the text normally printed by New Paper.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|thumb|150px|Edge-Losers or Edge-Havers?]]
*Clicking "Have Edge Times Magazine" at the beginning shows Strong Bad and The Cheat on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.
*At the end, click Strong Bad's right eye  to see what happens 3 hours later.
*:''{a cross-stitch title card with the text "THREE HOURS LATER" appears}''
*:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, in an imitation of a grandmother}''
*:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Also in an imitation of a grandmother}'' Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
*:''{Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head. The Cheat is again wearing his apron}''
*:'''STRONG MAD''': WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
*:''{Lights turn back off.}''
*At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine.

==Fun Facts==

=== Explanations ===
*Strong Bad's comment about tar is a reference to [[wikipedia:Tarring and feathering|tarring and feathering]], a colonial punishment.
*"Scram-oose" is a [[portmanteau]] of "scram" and "vamoose", both slang terms meaning "go away".

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads [[Floppy Disk Container#flashback|"flash-back"]].
*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked seventy-nine emails on the Lappy — one more than on the Compy.
*The text on the first magazine reads:
<blockquote>HAVE EDGE TIMES 
MAGAZINE 
Strong Bad & The Cheat - 
Edge-Losers or 
Edge-Havers 
YOU Decide 
''{image of The Cheat peeking over Strong Bad's head}'' 
PLUS: 
A Knife 
A Dead Rat 
Two matches 
and much more 
edgy stuff 
on the cutting edge of edge-having</blockquote>
*The text on the second magazine reads:
<blockquote>HAVE EDGE TIMES 
MAGAZINE 
The NEW FACE of Edgy? 
''{image of Strong Sad}'' 
AND: 
Old Bread 
Rusty Pipe 
Smashed Tape 
and THAT IS ALL 
on the cutting edge of edge-having</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*The sender's city of Los Burbankos, CA doesn't exist, but probably refers to [[Wikipedia:Burbank, California|Burbank]].
* Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] when he says, "I suddenly feel so... easy to animate".
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, the same Flash object that is used for Bubs's smaller eye is used for both of their pupils.
*If you click the Easter egg to show Strong Sad's ''Have Edge Times'' cover, the New Paper's mouseover will appear on top of it rather than under it.
*In the Strong Mad Easter egg, both Strong Bad's and The Cheat's eyes are higher up in the frame after the lights come on than before.
*When The Cheat falls down the hole, he does not have his Grandma apron on or with him, but he is wearing it in the Strong Mad Easter egg.
*In the Strong Sad Easter egg, the outline around his head is lighter than usual.
*Although the same sound effect is used, the invisible [[New Paper]] prints out nearly twice as fast as in previous emails.
*During Strong Bad's close-up in his living room, his right hand is animated in the flash, but is obscured by the layer that the blurry background occupies. This can only be observed by viewing below the flash's border.
*When Strong Bad tosses his handful of ping-pong balls, all of them make a bouncing sound, except for the ball that was tossed straight up. It comes down and apparently falls through the floor.
*The basement's echo disappears when Strong Mad turns on the lights. Also, no echo is heard in any other toons with scenes in the basement.
*Strong Bad commits a common grammatical error by saying, "Like the other day. Me and The Cheat—" The phrase should be "The Cheat and I." Interestingly, he gets it right later in the email.
*When Strong Bad is in the hole, he has white eyes with distinct pupils.
*When Strong Sad is pretending to type, the actual typing sound effect can be heard, faintly.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:3armedss.png|thumb|150px|Three-to-one arm-y?]]
*When the camera cut to the back of the Lappy, part of Strong Bad's fist went through it.
*Before scratching his eye while listening to Strong Bad, Strong Sad had two right arms for a single frame. Twelve frames later, he then had no right arm at all.
*After Strong Bad told The Cheat to take off his apron, the apron was already on the floor for a split-second before it reappeared on The Cheat's body. The Cheat then took it off again.
*Strong Bad said that they had the "foot-stomp casserole" and the gasoline in the hole, but in the Strong Mad Easter egg, only the gasoline was there.

=== Glitches ===
*When the camera zooms out to show Strong Bad yelling at The Cheat, several dark pixels appear along the edge of the Lappy's screen.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's nervous dancing is the same as in [[retirement]].
*In the living room, [[eggs]], "[[X 'em Up|Lite em Up]] [[Dan]]" lighter fluid from [[pizza joint]], and axes from [[slumber party]] are seen.
**The eggs and toilet paper, in particular, were previously used for Halloween shenanigans in [[Three Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] while spreading mayonnaise, and also while vacuuming it up. The cover of ''Have Edge Times'' magazine also shows him smiling.
*Strong Bad and The Cheat previously sported pupils in [[bike thief]].
*This is another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] on Strong Bad again.
*Adelaide was a name previously mentioned in [[dreamail]].
*"Smashed Tape" was one of the items sold at [[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-Pawn in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*Strong Bad and the Cheat use [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in their third shenanigan.
*Strong Mad's predicament in the Easter egg is similar to the Strong Bad Email clip in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], when a 2-foot pit caused Homestar to drop onto Strong Mad's head.
*Strong Bad and The Cheat pretending to be grandmas baking may be a reference to [[Gender Confusion]].
*The Cheat wearing a feminine apron is an example of [[cross-dressing]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Lucy van Pelt|Lucy]], a character from the [[Peanuts]] comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie Brown]] only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.

=== Fast Forward ===
In [[Career Day]], Strong Bad as [[SBASAF|Space Captainface]] has white eyes with distinct pupils.

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
{{sectionstub}}

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|197|14610|youtube=Bo8NcjoN2cM}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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Harvax — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:53:05 GMT

Harvax: Apparently DISPLAYTITLE doesn't work in the Sandbox.

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Harvax — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:50:40 GMT

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Harvax — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 16:27:24 GMT

Harvax: blemharg

=Cheat CommandOutakes=

''{Gunhaver is sitting in a lavish room with bookcases and a fireplace, perched in a cartoonier version of [[Le Restige]]. He is reading to himself from a book almost as large as he is, titled "Lines For This Week's Episodes", and mumbling indistinctly. After a few seconds, he looks up.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Well, hi kids! It's me, Gunhaver, your very favourite character on Cheat Commandos, if my action figure line has anything to say about it! In order to not get stuck with a holiday special this year, we've decided to dig into our Cheat CommandVault and pull up some clips of things that didn't make it into some of our other cartoons! Which are all, um, from our holiday specials. ''{looks awkward}'' ''{after a few moments:}'' Roll the Cheat CommandClips!

'''SILENT RIP:''' I think you might be stretching it with inserting our name into things.

'''GUNHAVER:''' That's why they pay me the big bucks! ''{the [[Cheap As Free]] logo appears with a ding}''

''{cut to the opposite wall, where the projection screen is set up. Zoom in as it starts rolling the footage}''

''{from [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I'll just be here in case Blue Laser tries to blow up over-the-river-and-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.

'''SILENT RIP:''' But sir, the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh, through the white and drifting snow.

'''GUNHAVER:''' But can that horse defend against Blue Laser's giant snow golems attacking from all sides? I don't think so!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{leaning in through a window}'' I already failed at a plan like that!

'''GUNHAVER:''' And you'll fail at it again!

''{blip; next clip}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I'll just be here in case Blue Laser tries to blow up over-the-river-and-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.

'''SILENT RIP:''' But sir, the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh, through the white and drifting snow.

'''GUNHAVER:''' But what if that horse is suddenly starring in... "Pony Fights 4: Friendship is Tragic"? New on DVD!

'''SILENT RIP:''' I... don't think those things could happen at the same time.

'''GUNHAVER:''' I'm not prepared to take that risk, soldier!

''{blip; film winds down. Cut back to Gunhaver, who has dropped his book some time during the showing}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Wait, that was it? Two clips? From the same episode? ''{looks around}'' This whole set was a huge waste of money.

'''SILENT RIP:''' I guess we don't have a lot of call for deleted footage.

'''GUNHAVER:''' We'll see about that!

''{the whole cartoon winds down same as the film, and END. appears on a blank projector screen underneath}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a short clip with Reynold.
*:'''REYNOLD:''' ''{holding a curl of paper}'' This set dressing bill is ''pretendous''!

=And now, on to bwees-ness.=
Doo doo do do do DO do do do. DOO DOO DOO do do DO DO do.

A Death Defying Decemberween

Harvax — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 16:05:38 GMT

Harvax: /* Inside References */ I totally forget what this rule is caled, but all I know is that it's broken here.

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas08|Hooked on Decemberween|April Fool 09}}
[[Image:Death-defying_decemberween_special_screenshot.png‎|thumb|"Death-defying Entertainment!"]]

Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on [[Decemberween]], to Strong Bad's jealousy.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Announcer}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Holiday-Themed Set]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Steep Deep]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 22, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Hope it's not too...Late!

== Transcript==
''{The title screen, in the style of a needlepoint sampler, appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Cut to a snow-covered field, where a group of characters is standing, all dressed in winter attire, and adorning a snowman with [[The Stick]]. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying six mugs of hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

'''BUBS:''' What a cut-up!

'''COACH Z:''' A real ham!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE FIFTIES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!

''{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Psshft! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... The Steep Deep!

''{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!

'''BUBS:''' You'll break your face into an unrecognizable clump!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about the rest of you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll ask them later. ''{leans in toward Strong Bad}'' Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. ''{leaps into the air}'' Death-defying entertainment! ''{"tainment" echoes a few times}''

''{The scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{sounding a little garbled}'' We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.

''{Applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar is playing the piano. He is wearing a yellow cardigan over a shirt and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be seen through the window, periodically throwing snow}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{takes the pipe out}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. ''{sets the pipe on the piano}'' Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? ''{produces a steamy mug of liquid topped with what seems to be whipped cream and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}''

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Ooh!

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' Hot ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better.

''{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"}'' You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{collective gasps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera}'' I might could die. ''{the audience laughs}''

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder who that could be.

''{The door swings open, making the set wobble, and revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves. One of the audience members screams "[[Onion Bubs]]!"}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!

''{The audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Homestar seems annoyed about the joke. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?

'''BUBS:''' I'd love to! ''{a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small harp strum}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks over to the piano, where Homestar is}'' Well, open it up!

''{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gee whiz! ''{audience oohs and ahhs}'' A brand new sleddin' board! Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!

'''BUBS:''' And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, ''{camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <strike>and Father of Six</strike>"}'' so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! ''{audience laughs}''

''{Camera zooms in on Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummmmmmmmmm....''{mouth wiggles}'' Gulp! ''{audience laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD (''off screen''):''' What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!

''{Cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''I'' should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a sound stage promoting ''my'' upcoming daredevilry! ''{dejectedly}'' Stupid conditions of my parole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps off the couch}'' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{begins to walk off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where d'you think ''you're'' going?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs his gloves together}'' This is very unsuspicious behavior for The Cheat. Which, of course, makes it ''very'' suspicious! As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, ''{grabs the mug sitting next to him}'' I'm gonna find out what he's up to. ''{Strong Bad slurps noisily from the mug}'' Oh, ''{smacks lips}'' that's good jones.

''{Iris to a shot at the foot of the Steep Deep at night. Strong Bad sneaks in from the left and ducks behind a bush}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peers out from behind the bush}'' What the crap?

''{Over-the-shoulder shot from behind Strong Bad, revealing Homestar and The Cheat dumping snow on a mattress}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, The Cheat. ''{sets shovel down}'' Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one. ''{begins shoveling again}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat's helping Homestar the cheat, eh? I wonder what would happen without that mattress there... ''{scratches his chin}'' Hmm...

''{Scene fades out}''

''{Record scratch. Scene immediately brightens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!

''{Scene fades out again}''

''{Another record scratch. Scene immediately brightens again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was really wondering for a second there.

''{Scene cuts to the next day, where the crowd is gathered in front of the Steep Deep.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover; over loudspeaker}'' Ladies and gentlemen, here he is! ''{cut to a long shot of the Steep Deep, where Homestar is perched precariously on top}'' The man that's about to do a thing! Homestar Runner!

''{Zoom in on Homestar, who is huddled on the sled.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not very good at speeches...! ''{slight echo}''

''{long, expectant pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans forward and sleds down the hill}'' WAAAAAH! ''{continues screaming throughout}''

''{Silhouetted shot of Homestar sledding down the incline.}''

''{Several rapidly changing shots of a blurry Homestar speeding down the hill, and of the shocked expressions of the crowd. The shots get closer and change more quickly until it cuts back to the silhouetted shot, where Homestar reaches the bottom of the hill, flips 90 degrees, and lands gently, with a small ding. Triumphant fanfare.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{waving arms wildly}'' He made it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' I made it!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also surprised}'' He made it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around, then gets up}'' ''{angrily}'' The Cheat! What happened to my mattress filled with hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down till they're all pointy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, that mattress was full of danger? Why would you want to land on something like that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking up}'' All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dully sarcastic}'' Oh, the joy and the glory. ''{angrily}'' Because I ''safely'' made it down the Steep Deep, ''{dully sarcastic again}'' I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking away}'' Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year. ''{Homestar hangs his head and walks off with her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grinning widely}'' Have fun, Homestar! ''{waves}'' Thanks for the death-defying entertainment! ''{turns to The Cheat}'' I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving ''{pulls out the pipe}'' bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family ''{the piano backdrop lowers into place}'' is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. ''{wreath frame appears}'' ''{pulls out a plank of wood with some nails stuck in it}'' Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again. ''{tosses the plank to The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{rears back with the plank, as the soft focus and sparkle filters reappear with the harp flourish}''

''{cut to a black screen reading "The End." just as the plank hits Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW! ''{the audience laughs}''

''{cut to Homestar and Marzipan (partly out of frame) seated in wooden chairs. Homestar is once again wearing his cardigan, shirt and tie, and still wearing the helmet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faking laughter}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. ''{dully sarcastic}'' Brown sweater. ''{holds up the sweater}'' It's like you read my mind. ''{turns}'' And my compliments to the Seth. The food was atrocious.

''{cut back to the "The End." screen, which now also has a "back" button}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Parole|Parole]] is a court-approved early release from prison on certain conditions specified by the court. Violation of these conditions means the person in question is returned to prison to complete their sentence.
*An [[Wikipedia:Epitaph|epitaph]] is a message printed or engraved into a gravestone explaining the person's achievements.
*Homestar's blatantly self-aware holiday special, complete with his affected pipe and sweater, and the soft focus and sparkle filters parodied in this short are a hallmark of the many holiday [[Wikipedia:Variety show|variety shows]] from the 1960s and 1970s.

===Remarks===
*After the sled run, Marzipan says they are going to a brunch, yet Homestar scheduled his sled run at 12:30, around lunchtime.

===Goofs===
*While sledding down the Steep Deep, Homestar Runner appears to be tilting backwards when the screen pans out to a silhouette of the hill, both as he starts to move down the hill and as he lands, although he is seen sitting up in the sled during his multiple high-speed close-ups between the two times that the silhouette of the hill is shown.
*When Homestar Runner is playing the piano at the beginning of the TV show, the notes are going down, but he plays the keys going up.
*The epitaph cannot be seen on the sled after it is shown on the TV show set.
*On the TV show set, Homestar Runner's outfit buttons left side over right, but while presumably wearing the same outfit sitting next to Marzipan at the end of the toon, it buttons right side over left. Men's shirts usually button left side over right.
*After Coach Z pulls the hot jones offscreen during Homestar Runner's televised special, Homestar's jacket shading becomes lighter than the actual jacket.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's calendar in his televised special says "The D'weeve, yo!", which is a reference to the calendar in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At the brunch, Homestar receives a sweater with [[Lack of Visible Arms|sleeves]].
*Homestar Runner and Strong Bad refer to drinking [[jones]].
**The term "hot jones" is a play on "hot cup of joe", a term for [[coffee]].
*Strong Bad's being on parole hearkens to his arrest(s) during [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
**Conditions of early release were also mentioned in [[other days]].
*Homestar referring to himself as homestarrunner.com is an instance of [[breaking the fourth wall]].
*Homestar and Strong Bad are shown holding [[Smoking|pipes]].
*Homestar attempts to defy [[death]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of "gulp" is another example of [[spoken sound effects]].
**The way that Homestar Runner says "Gulp!" is reminiscent of [[Fightgar]] also saying "Gulp!" in [[Shopping for Danger]]. Homestar also "gulped" in this manner in [[Date Nite]].
*This is yet another instance of Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]].
*Homestar calls Coach Z "[[My Dog|dog]]".
*Homestar Runner wears brown [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] during his televised Decemberween special.
*Homestar and Marzipan head over to her [[parents]]' house at the end.
*One of the audience members screams "[[Onion Bubs]]" (a reference to the email [[original]]) when Bubs enters the TV show set.
*The phrase "[[might could]]" was previously seen in [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad saying "So The Cheat is helping Homestar the Cheat" is a reference to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], where Strong Bad says a similar line.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|xmas08|14958|youtube=Dld3_vjaPJo}}

{{decemberweennav}}

[[Category:Decemberween]]

Population: Tire

Harvax — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:56:13 GMT

Harvax: /* Fun Facts */ I thought this was kinda dumb, so I removed it.

{{gamenav|New Game|pop_tire|Peasant's Quest|RhinoFeeder}}

[[Image:poptiregame.PNG|thumb|Population... TIIIRREEE!]]
'''Population: Tire''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]] where you use your mouse cursor to keep The [[Tire]] bouncing in the air as long as possible. Increase your score multiplier by hitting birds, balloons, {{Film|The Cheat}} and {{Film|Strong Sad}}, and beware of wind changes and flying [[Cold One|Cold Ones]]!

'''Date:''' Monday, June 23, 2003

'''Page Title:''' I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' pop_tire
__FORCETOC__
== Premise ==

<blockquote style="font-family: monospace; padding:8px; border: 1px solid #000; width:25em">
IN THE YEAR 19xx, THE CITIZENS OF 
STRONGBADIA ARE TERRORIZED BY A 
FACELESS FOE. AS A TOP SECRET CRACK 
COMMANDO OPERATIVE, IT IS YOU JOB TO 
PROTECT THE LAST REMAINING CITIZEN FROM 
TOUCHING THE TAINTED SOIL. YOU ARE 
SOLDIER! 
 
SCORE POINTS BY BOUNCING TIRE WITH 
MOUSE. HIT INFIDELS TO INCREASE THE 
VALUE OF EACH BOUNCE. STRING COMBOS TO 
PREVENT THE VALUE FROM DROPPING OVER 
TIME. 
 
YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW. ACCEPT YOUR 
MISSION AND STEP FOURTH. 
AND REMEMBER; NEVER, EVER BREAK A COLD 
ONE.
</blockquote>

Note: In the [[Viidelectrix]] version of the game, "MOUSE" has changed to "TIP OF POINTY FINGER THINGY", a reference to using the [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii Remote]].

== Scoring Chart ==
The main objective of this game is to keep the Tire in the air as long as possible. You earn one point times your Multiplier for each bounce, and your score resets to 0 when the Tire hits the ground. The Multiplier appears when it is 2x or higher — otherwise, it is always 1x and never falls below this value. The Multiplier decreases by 1x every 5 seconds if you don't hit any objects.

You can increase your Multiplier by hitting various objects:

*Balloon: +1x
*Bird: +2x
*The Cheat: +1x
*Cold One: -5x

The Cheat can be hit repeatedly, but each time you hit him, he reverses direction and starts walking faster.

== Strong Sad Effects ==

Strong Sad occasionally appears from [[behind the fence]]. Hitting him will award the effect indicated in his thought balloon:

*2X: Your multiplier is increased by 2.
*-2X: Your multiplier is decreased by 2.
*BIG: The Tire increases in size.
*FLY: The Tire falls more slowly.
*SAD: Your multiplier is reduced to 1. ''(The word in the thought balloon changes to '''x0''', but you can still score 1 point per bounce.)''

When you get FLY or BIG the sound is different when you hit the tire.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===

*The [[Deliberately Poor English|bad grammar]] in the introduction is a reference to the language found in old video games that were poorly translated from Japanese to English.
*The tire could not be hitting any of the bonus entities except The Cheat; the tire's shadow is in a separate plane from the bird, balloon, and Strong Sad.

===Trivia===
*When the Tire hits the ground, your Multiplier resets to 1x, and the effect you receive depends on your score:
** '''0-2:''' Nothing.
** '''3-99:''' A sad-sounding sound effect.
** '''100-499:''' A quick, energetic sound effect.
** '''500-999:''' A more complicated sound effect, and a plane flies by towing a random message.
** '''1000+:''' A dramatic tune plays, and a plane flies by towing a random message.
*The possible messages you can see behind the plane are:
**YOU RULE
**PURE FUN
**GIVE IT UP
**FHI-FIVE
**POP:YOU
**ROCK/ROLL
**GOOD ONE
**TIRE-TASTIC!
**JAM ON IT
**LET GO
**PARTY.WOO!
**PARDON ME?
**X-L-NT
**GROW IT OUT
**PARENTAL!!
**GOSH!
**LOVIN' IT
**SPANKIN'!
**YOU 4 EVA
**YOU.COM
**YOU.CALM
**WISHIWASU
**WHO'S THAT?
**THE BOUNCA!
*The background reacts to the computer system time, similar to how the alarm clock reacts in [[12:00]]. For example, if you play this game at 2 in the morning, you will see a night sky. It alternates within 24 hours, starting with midnight:
**Dark Blue (Beginning)
**Dark Indigo
**Dark Brown
**Orange
**Bright Cyan Blue
**Bright Blue
**Dark Brown
**Orange
**Dark Indigo
**Dark Blue (End)
*In the game Awexome Cross '98, The Cheat can fit inside the tire and roll along in it. In this game however, The Cheat appears too large to be able to fit in the tire.
*Cold Ones start appearing when you reach a x5 multiplier, and become more frequent when you reach x10.

===Glitches===
*If you disable play, the multiplier will be frozen. You will not be able to hit any other objects or obstacles, and no new objects or obstacles will appear.
**The tire will still be able to bounce, and you will still be able to score points.

===Inside References===
* The bird in this game also flies across the screen in [[take-a-break.exe]], which appeared in [[huttah!]]
** The same bird is also seen flying over Bubs's baloney Sammich truck in [[Weclome Back]].
*The title screen is of the second-to-last shot in [[flag day]].

===Real-World References===
*This game's loading screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]] boot screen:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #87cefa;background:#0000cd;color:#87cefa">*** COMPYDORE 64 BASIC V2 *** 
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE 
READY. 
LOAD "*",8,1 
SEARCHING FOR * 
 
READY. 
RUN</blockquote>

:*The loading screen used to read "9,1", but was later changed to read "8,1". In the C-64, "9,1" told the computer to access the second floppy drive, if one was connected. The ",1" meant the program had a machine code component (for the technically-minded, it indicated that the loaded program shouldn't be relocated in memory).
:*This game plays in stereo, even though the C-64 was not capable of stereo sound.
:*In the [[Viidelectrix]] version of this game, the word "Compydore" on the loading screen was changed to "Compiidore" to refer to the [[Wikipedia:Wii|Nintendo Wii]].
[[Image:mgearsleepy-feelasleep.gif|thumb|250px|I FEEL ASLEEP!!]]
* The page title "I FEEL ASLEEP!" quotes the game ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear (video game)|Metal Gear]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]].
** There is a C-64 version of Metal Gear, based on the NES version, but it appears to lack this quote. The Japanese version also lacks this scene.
* The seagull graphic and several of the sound effects are taken from the game ''[[Wikipedia:California Games|California Games]]'' (1988).
* Other sound effects (including hitting The Cheat and breaking a Cold One) are taken from the game ''[[Wikipedia:Wizball|Wizball]]'', a surrealistic shooter game for the C-64.
* Hitting a balloon makes the same sound as running through an explosion in the C-64 game "Paradroid".
* When the tire drops and you have 3-99 score, the sound effect played is from the C64 game "Park Patrol."

== External Links ==
*play [[HR:pop_tire.html|Population:Tire]]
*play the [[HR:pop_tire.swf|Flash file for Population:Tire]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|Wii version of the game]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]]
*listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/poptire theme.mp3|Game Music]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
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User talk:Harvax

Harvax — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:55:01 GMT

Harvax: /* "Flash related error" */

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== Loading Screen ==

Just today, I got a loading screen that played twice while watching [[buried]]! Isn't that great?--{{User:Harvax/sig}} 14:02, 12 February 2011 (UTC)

== About [[dragon]] and YouTube ==

Hi, Harvax. As cool as [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Trogdor&diff=718300&oldid=717823 this fact] is, it's actually not true for everyone. YouTube search results vary from person to person based on different factors. In my case, for example, when I search for "dragon" on YouTube, I can't even see [[dragon]] without scrolling down. So I'm afraid this fact can't really stand. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:43, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. There are some things about Youtube that I don't even know.--{{User:Harvax/sig}} 12:41, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

== New Email At sandbox! ==

i added Email "It's a Trap" to The Sandbox.
i Created it's a Trap Email at sandbox.
--[[User:Grand theft Barney|Grand theft Barney]] 19:55, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

== "Flash related error" ==

Hi there Harvax. Your recently {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=modeling&diff=prev&oldid=727163 moved}} a mistake from goofs to remarks saying that it's not a flash related error. However, goofs is not for flash-related errors. It's for NON-flash related errors. Remarks are for things that are notable, and GLITCHES is for flash-related errors. Hope that helps. Keep on tranglin' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:23, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
:Yeah, but I didn't see that as obvious given the context. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 21:55, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

modeling

Harvax — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:33:26 GMT

Harvax: /* Fun Facts */ That's not a Flash-related error.

{{sbenav|132}}
[[Image:sbemail132.PNG|thumb|"I'll pencil you in."]]

Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, June 27, 2005

'''Running time:''' 3:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! ''{pulls up email, begins reading}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: modeling</div>
dear STRONG BAD!!!!! 
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever 
considered doing some modeling? 
Yours truuly, 
Meghan, Albuquerque
</blockquote>

''{Yells name at top of lungs, says "truuly" as "troo-OO-ly", "Meghan" as "Meg-han", "Albuquerque" as "Al-bu-quay-quay"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' dear MEGHAN!!!!!! ''{yelled and pronounced as before}'' Of course I've considered modeling. Someone as pretty good looking as me gets approached on the street all the-wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm. That's a truuly ''{pronounced as before}'' great idea! ''{clears screen}'' Why did I never think of that before? Maybe I should go get me some new threads at Styles Upon Styles and get some headshots taken. Pom Pom has a camera. Maybe I'll get him to take some pictures of me. Or better yet, maybe I'll go karate chop the King of Town and THEN get Pom Pom to take some pictures of me.

''{Music starts. Strong Bad approaches the King of Town, in front of his castle. Strong Bad karate chops the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in a makeshift modeling studio in the Field, sitting on a box, and wearing a blue shirt with a yellow shirt tied around his neck, capelike. The backdrop is a white sheet with paint in various colors randomly splattered on it, taped to two wooden posts. Photography lights seen on the left and right, and a silhouette of Pom Pom is seen in the foreground with a camera. The screen flashes as Pom Pom takes the picture, and as it fades back in, we see a closeup of Strong Bad in the same outfit, now holding a tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha haa!

''{Screen flashes. Strong Bad is lying on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?

''{Another flash. He's standing on box, with right hand held out in front of him, as though he's pointing at camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm charming! ''{points with left hand}''

''{Another flash. He's standing with tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off-handed tone}'' I'm charming.

''{Yet another flash. Camera is panned back so that Pom Pom is visible again. Strong Bad is standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what's the time? ''{looks at right wrist as though looking at a watch}''

''{Another flash. Another close up, Strong Bad starts out turned away from camera, turns toward it, waves, holds his chin, with afterimages following him. Another flash. Strong Bad is wearing a black suit with a purple shirt and glasses, holding a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm casually late!

''{Another flash. Screen the same. Strong Bad walks toward stage right, and pauses posing. The camera flashes again, Strong Bad is seen in front of what seems to be a paneled wood wall, holding a telephone with only a frayed wire coming out of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch. Ha-haaa! ''{puts down phone, picks up the tennis racket.}''

''{Another flash. Strong Bad is lying on his stomach on the ground, holding a pencil and leaning toward camera.Wall in last image was just another screen, leaning on posts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll pencil you in. ''{pretends to write something on the ground}''

''{One more flash. Strong Bad is in a frozen walking pose in front of a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at the time! ''{kneels and looks at "watch" again}''

''{Another flash. Strong Bad is wearing a white turtleneck and a sailor's cap, holding a corn-cob pipe and a golf club. A map is seen in the background, in front of the false wood wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I say, lads, is that Cape Cod? ''{uses golf club to point at map, shrugs.}''

''{Another flash. Camera cuts back again. Strong Bad is sitting on box.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, off the portboard stow.

''{Another flash. He's standing with hands on hips.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're on a collision course with sultriness! ''{shakes hips}''

''{Last flash. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without...

''{Ad for "Homely Boy Brand HUGE Tube Socks" featuring Strong Bad is displayed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...socks. WITHOUT SOCKS!

''{Image vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man! Can you imagine the luxury! Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's cologn...ac.

''{Ad for "Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream" featuring Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested. You know like, "Whatever, baby.

''{Ad disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." ''{clears screen}'' No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel! And my ripped...

''{Book titled "Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress.

''{It vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!" But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."

''{Camera cuts back to show Strong Sad standing next to desk, holding pile of mail.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail, and guess who made the cover of ''Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?!? Back-to-school already?! It's not even July! So, who's on the cover?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, ''you'' are.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?!'' I ain't got no husky head!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, it's about the same size as my husky body... ''{hits stomach twice, makes dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Oh, and this check ''{holds out check}'' from ''Husky Headed Boys Catalog'' came—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swiping check}'' Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny! This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon! I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, but poachers have offered several ''thousand'' for my feet.

''{Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of ''Stupid Coincidence Magazine''!

''{He holds up [[Periodicals|magazine]], which features Homestar. He throws it over his shoulder and starts dancing to the same music Strong Bad posed to earlier.Camera flashes, and "Husky Headed Boys" and "Stupid Coincidence Magazine" issues appear up close. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Strong Bad's diamond to see an ad for "SB Finest Colognac."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===

*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] word formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*"Portboard Stow" is double [[portmanteau]]. "Portboard" combines "Port", the left side, and "Starboard", the right side of a ship. "Stow" combines both "Stern", the rear end, and "Bow", the front end of a ship. The portboard stow could be the dead center of the boat, based on this.
*[[Wikipedia:Cape Cod|Cape Cod]] is a peninsula forming the south-easternmost part of Massachusetts.

===Trivia===
*The ads and magazines read, in order:
<pre>HOMELY BOY BRAND
HUGE TUBE SOCKS

"YOU MIGHT COULD SLEEP IN ONE!"</pre> 
<pre>GOT STINKFOOT?
GET STANKFOOT!
DOCTOR
STANKFOOT'S
WATERY
ATHLETE'S
FOOT CREAM</pre> 
<pre>Unattractive
Detective Stories!!
The Case of the Dame
with the
Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth</pre>
:*''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]:''
<pre>Stupid $9
Coincidence
MAGAZINE

Why Some People
Our Think Saying
Least Likely Ka-Winky-Dink
Issue Yet!! Is Funny
pg. 143</pre>
:*''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]:''
<pre>HUSKY Headed Boys
BACK 2 SCHOOL!!
Catalog

Giant Headed
SUMMER 2005 Kids Need
Clothes
Too!!</pre> 
<pre>SB

FINEST COLOGNAC.

drink it. or wear it. we don't really give a care.</pre>

* The map that Strong Bad stands in front of while posing marks "Land," "Haggleston," "[[Made-up Places#Place|Place]]," and "Nautical Ocean."
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#the news room|the news room]]".
*This email has [[Nondescript Nouns]] ("Place" and "Land").

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's written signature can be seen in the HUGE Tube Socks ad, but it is different from his signature in the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
*Stupid Coincidence Magazine costs $9, the same price as one of those glossy fashion magazines that Strong Bad mentions.
*Homestar was considering breaking into male modeling in [[crying]].
*Just like in the e-mails [[time capsule]] and [[dreamail]], Homestar's eyes are placed closer together than normal.
*Strong Bad was seen with a tennis racket with no explanation in a caricature easter egg in [[vacation]], as he also did here.
*Strong Bad commits a common usage error, substituting "disinterested" for "uninterested." "Disinterested" means impartial or unbiased, as in a "disinterested" jury or judge. "Uninterested," by contrast, means showing no interest in something, as Strong Bad would be in the situation he describes.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Modelinggoof.PNG|thumb|"dear MASKING GOOF!!!!!"]]
*When Strong Bad yells "dear STRONG BAD!!!!!" and, "dear MEGHAN!!!!!", the reflection of his head appears slightly above the Lappy due to a masking goof.
*When Homestar holds up the magazine, his image on the cover blinks (this does not happen at the end of the email).
*In the email screen when the "romance novel" comes up, you can no longer click the Lappy to see the "ripple" effect.
*Right after Strong Bad says "letsa do lunch," he holds up the tennis racket, and even though he is in a suit, the arm is bare.
*When Homestar holds the magazine before the end of the email, there is no text other than Stupid Coincidence Magazine.
*When Strong Bad says "Oh, what's the time?" the first time, Pom Pom's camera seems to be slightly obscuring his head.

===Inside References===
*Pom Pom's camera was also in the email [[part-time job]].
*"[[Styles Upon Styles]]" is a retailer previously mentioned in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad dressed up as a ship's captain in [[pizzaz]], minus the turtleneck.
**The turtleneck was the one Strong Bad wore as [[Archibald]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]].
*The screen with the wooden panels is the [[Balding Man]]'s room from [[Senorial Day]].
*"Skinny blonde girls" were first mentioned in [[theme party]].
*[[Made-up Places#Place|Place]] first appeared in [[different town]].
*When Strong Sad hits his "husky body" it makes the same sound as when he was pegged by kickballs in [[1 step ahead]].
*Strong Bad originally tried to sell [[Soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]] to poachers in [[50 emails]]. However, he was promised $50 for them.
*Strong Bad uses a yellow [[disconnected telephone]] for one of his business shots.
*In the end Easter egg, the "SB" on the red box uses the font [[Fonts#C|Commodore 64]].
*This is the first mention of [[tube socks]].
*Strong Bad references his [[husky head]].

===Real-World References===
*"Got stinkfoot" is a reference to the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Parodius Da!|Parodius]]'', in which gaining a power-up will sometimes result in the main character saying "GOT A STINKFOOT?!" out of a megaphone.
**"Stinkfoot" is also the title of a song by [[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]].
*Strong Bad's "oh, look at the time/what's the time" poses during the photo shoot are a reference to the episode "The Prettiest Week of My Life" from the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Get a Life (TV series)|Get A Life]]''. In the episode, "Gee, I wonder what time it is" is one of the poses Chris is taught at "Handsome Boy Modeling School".

===Fast Forward===

*Strong Bad is later seen writing to and apparently showing affection for tube socks in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*The music from the photoshoot and some of Strong Bad's quotes are used in the photobooth in [[SBCG4AP]].
**The music would also be used during [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]].
*Strong Bad's intro is later used as the basis for [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''Commentary By:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

'''MIKE:''' I'm joined by my brother Matt for this commentary.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Have you ever done any modeling, Matt?

'''MATT:''' I have not, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Any hand modeling?

'''MATT:''' No. No hand modeling.

'''MIKE:''' Any voice modeling?

'''MATT:''' I guess.

'''MIKE:''' Let's see— Do a pose. A voice pose.

'''MATT:''' ''{falsetto indistinguishable}'' 

'''MIKE:''' Yeah that was good.

'''MATT:''' ''{falsetto}'' Runned.

'''MIKE:''' Good.

'''MATT:''' R-U-N-N-E-D

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' I sing that "Can you handle my style no you can't handle my style" song a lot. I think maybe I sang it ''before'' it was a Strong Bad Email song even.

'''MIKE:''' Probably.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' You tend to sing songs with lyrics that have "style" in them.

'''MATT:''' Styles upon styles, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Sounds like he says Bushido, that game.

'''MIKE:''' I like that background.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's very nice. It looks like he's in that Teen Steam, Alyssa Milano workout video.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{singing}'' Teen Steam—

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' gotta let it out.

'''MATT:''' That's a disconnected phone Mike.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Uh, he penciled you in, just like he said he would.

'''MATT:''' That, Strong Bad needs to—

'''MIKE:''' I like the sailing—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, have that cable knit sweater. He looks so warm. He looks like the Gortons fisherman.

'''MIKE:''' Was he wearing that in the play, in the Christmas pageant— where he was— where he and Bubs where going by the wharfs?

'''MATT:''' The docks?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, down by the docks?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I don't think so. ''{pause}'' I think we drew it for this one.

'''MATT:''' So this had a unique thing. ''{voice cracks slightly, and he makes a yodeling noise}'' This has a unique thing where—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, people think these were the Easter eggs.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's kinda— it seemed like— It seems they should be, I feel like.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, in retrospect, maybe we should have—

'''MATT:''' You're not really paying attention to all this funny stuff he's writing, because stuff keeps popping up over it. Even though the things that pop up are equally funny. I think.

'''MIKE:''' I think there was just so much talking, we were afraid it would get boring visually because he just sits there and talks for like two minutes at the end of the email.

'''MATT:''' He's checkin' emails like it's 2002. ''{pause}'' That is a distr— that is a hard to look at— dame. With some hard to look at teeth.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Cause yeah, if he's a parson, right— isn't a parson a clergyman?

'''MIKE:''' Of some kind. I would assume so. He married Frosty.

'''MATT:''' Oh yeah. Err, no, Parson Brown will — uhh, no. A snowman is in ''Let it Snow'', I think, isn't it?

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah.

'''MATT:''' "In the meadow we can build a snowman"

'''MIKE:''' I thought you and Frosty got married by Parson Brown.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}''

'''MATT:''' Uh, whoa— ''{Strong Bad voice}'' Huttah huttah.

'''MIKE:''' Remember the diskette back there—

'''MATT:''' Listen! Listen!

''{they listen}''

'''MATT:''' Aw, he didn't— When did he do that? Isn't there a part where he pats his belly —

'''MIKE:''' It may have happened before.

'''MATT:''' and it makes the basketball sound. Oh. I like that one.

'''MIKE:''' I was— ''{ends abruptly}''

=== Fun Facts ===
*Matt mentions [[Styles Upon Styles]].
*Parson Brown was a character mentioned in "[[Wikipedia:Winter Wonderland|Winter Wonderland]]" by [[Wikipedia:Felix Bernard|Felix Bernard]] and Richard B. Smith, from which Matt recites a line. As was mentioned by Mike, this was the basis of a character of the same name in the [[Wikipedia:Rankin/Bass|Rankin/Bass]] special ''[[Wikipedia:Frosty's Winter Wonderland|Frosty's Winter Wonderland]]'', who helped Frosty the Snowman get married.
*[[Wikipedia:Bushido (role-playing game)|Bushido]] is a role-playing game set in [[Wikipedia:Feudal Japan|Feudal Japan]], in which one plays the role of a samurai warrior.
*[[IMDB:tt0268682|Teen Steam]] is a workout video [[Wikipedia:Alyssa Milano|Alyssa Milano]] starred in when she was 15.
*The "Christmas pageant" that involves wharfs that Mike talks about refers to [[A Decemberween Pageant]].

==See Also==
*[[Products from modeling]]

==External Links==
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[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

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[[Image:business trip thumb.png|thumb|200px|"I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!"]]
Strong Bad is asked if he ever does anything serious, so he and Homestar go on a business trip.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Bar]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 15, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:41 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 4:06 actual

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!</div>
Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or 
something serious? think about it. 
 
-ROXY~VA
</blockquote>
''{pronounces "sbmail" as written. The "~" is accompanied by a sound like a cassette tape playing unevenly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we should ''seriously'' talk about your name, Roxy. I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator. ''{clears screen}'' Something involving you wearing scantily clothes. You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy. As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here. ''{stops typing}'' The Cheat, you ready to ro'?

''{cut to wider shot of Homestar Runner standing next to Strong Bad's computer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure am, Sam!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you're not The Cheat.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to ''{cut to a portrait of The Cheat in a business suit}'' Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I've been trying to get that job for years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, it's just going to be me and you. Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some ''{in his old voice}'' a-marshmallows.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, this is a ''business'' trip, not a camping trip.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then. ''{Pan over to a stack of cans marked "Pork [[b/w]] Beans"}''

''{Diamond iris out to The Field, next to a sign that reads "Annual Symposium Conference Lecture Seminar Series Registration"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip, so that everyone around us knows we're on a business trip. ''{speaking a little louder}'' Uh, continental breakfast? More like, ''in''-continental blech-fast. ''{As he says "blech," the top and bottom of his mouth wiggle}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Yeah, seal the deal! ''{wider shot with Homestar wearing the pork b/w beans cans on his feet}'' Seal the deal!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are those jangles? ''{Close up of the cans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes. ''{Homestar's eye highlights rotate}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.

''{push wipe to Strong Sad wearing [[cool shades|glasses]] and holding a clip board. He is standing on the soapbox, but one of his feet has punched through the top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes. Please allow me to begin.

''{Reverse shot to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's our cue. ''{they sneak out}''

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.

''{Diamond iris out to The Bar, medium shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.

''{Cut to a wide shot of Homestar and Strong Bad. Homestar is wearing six lanyards.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what's next on the itinerary. ''{Cut to the itinerary. As items are checked off, check marks appear.}'' Take off wedding rings, check. Complain about hotel mattress, check. Talk about how our dogs are killing us...''{squiggly line appears}'' we're not quite there yet. Collect dry twigs for kindling? ''{This is written in blue ink, with a silly picture of Homestar drawn next to it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' That's a check.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meet hot female executives for drinks. ''{Cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks around.}'' Um... mostly check? Oh crap! ''{Cut back to the checklist. "Mostly check" is a check made from a dotted line}'' we've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar has leapt into Strong Bad's arms}'' And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!

''{Iris out to The King of Town's castle. A gong is heard. The King of Town is wearing a tag saying "Foreign Conglomerate"}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, gentlemen, this is how this is going to go down. I'm gonna write a number on this piece of paper.

''{Reverse shot to Homestar and Strong Bad. The King of Town slides the paper with an obvious bulge to the pair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.

''{Cut back to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I ain't budging! Now, where are those units?

''{Reverse shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What units? I thought we were just here to seal the deal.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them. But I did manage to smuggle these two ''{holds up the Pork b/w Beans cans}'' past airport security.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the sense-make?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain. Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal! Go ahead, Homestar. You— you've earned it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar puts his feet up on the table}'' My dogs are killing me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!

''{Cut to the Cheat on the computer table, with a windup airplane that says "I ♥ St. Louis" floating in a fish bowl}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, see, it's an airplane! That swims! And loves St. Louis!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises and then walks off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine, then. Strong Mad will appreciate it.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' NO I WON'T!

''{The airplane sinks and [[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Last Minit Peanut Brittle.png|thumb|"We Really Just Made It!"]]
*Click on the "mostly check" check mark to see an assortment of hockey player [[Trading Cards#From business trip|trading cards]] for Jeu'realo Mostlycheck, Claudglaun Sortacheck, and Reneejeue Kindacheck.
*Click on "peanut brittle" as Strong Bad types it to see a box of "Last Minit Peanut Brittle".
*Click on [[The Spirit of St. Louis]] at the end to see an advertisement for "[[Cold One|Expen$e Account Ones]]".
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth. Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with. Yes, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia: Breakfast#Continental breakfast|continental breakfast]] typically consists of juice, coffee, tea, pastries and fruit. Many hotels have such breakfasts available at no charge for guests.
*Incontinence is the inability to control urination or defecation.
*A [[Wikipedia:carbon footprint|carbon footprint]] is the amount of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases emitted by a product or service, or in this case, a company.
*"[[Wikipedia:Per diem|Per diem]]", a Latin term meaning "for each day", is the amount of money a business allows their employees to spend each day to cover work-related living and traveling expenses.
*"My dogs are killing me" is slang for "My feet hurt".
*"Take off wedding rings" on the itinerary refers to the tendency of some business people on the road to remove their wedding rings to hide the fact that they are married from other people they might meet.

===Trivia===
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#ballistix|ballistix]]".
*The [[Podstar Runner]] description for this email reads, "Strong Bad shows off how he rolls on a business trip with Homestar."
[[Image:AtOff.png|thumb|200px|The other sbemails could've done better than that...]]

===Remarks===
*Though the cans of pork b/w beans are curved, the text on the labels remains straight.
*In the [[New Stuff]] preview, the cans strapped to Homestar's feet lack the labels they do in the toon itself.

===Goofs===
*The indentations usually caused by clicking on the Lappy's screen are missing in this email.
*The phrase "In 10 Minutes" is misspelled "In 10 Mintues" on Strong Bad's itinerary.
*The @ sign on [[New Paper]] is off center on its key.
**This was fixed in the podcast version.
*The soapbox Strong Sad is standing on has a line going out the side.
*Clicking on the Lappy's screen does not distort the section of the screen around the cursor like it usually does.

===Glitches===
*When Homestar flicks his head back when he says "Seal the deal" the first time, his outline is protruded by a large white box. This is due to his blinking eyes animation continuing to loop under his closed eyes. Also the very bottom of his open eye animation pokes out of the bottom of the box, and continues to disappear at the same rate his eyes usually blink.

===Inside References===
*Homestar states that he isn't The Cheat anymore, referring to [[do over]].
**Additionally, the exclamation Homestar uses, "Sure am, [[Sam]]!", is a phrase used by The Cheat during an online chat in [[i she be]].
*During the scene with Strong Sad, the boredom music from [[slumber party]] is playing.
*The [[soapbox]] now reads: "Fifteen [[Type]]s"
*Homestar mentions eating "[[pork]] [[b/w]] [[beans]]" in both [[helium]] and [[Arcade Game]].
*One of Homestar's passes reads "[[LEMKE]]". Also, the pennant reading "LEMKE!" is just visible on the wall of The Bar.
*The "Last Minit Peanut Brittle" box mirrors the "Not-So-Thin Mints" box seen in [[rough copy]].
*The hat and briefcase in the Expense Account Ones Easter egg were previously seen in [[montage]].
*Delivereceivables is a [[portmanteau]].
*The Cheat's job position holds another instance of [[Not X]].
*The music playing in the background while Strong Bad goes over the itinerary is Coach Z and Bubs' jam from [[cheatday]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:American Gladiators|American Gladiators]], one of Strong Bad's suggestions for Roxy's career path, was a television show where contestants would compete against each other in various athletic contests while muscle-bound "Gladiators" attempted to frustrate their progress. The gladiators were given one-word names that bordered on "Remarkably Cheesy". Some notable examples are: Blaze, Bronco, Diamond, Ice, Thunder, Turbo, Storm, Tower, Viper, Elektra, Havoc, Tank and Thor.
*The Expen$e Account Ones commercial is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Miller Brewing Company|Miller High Life]] commercials.
*The [[Wikipedia:Spirit of St. Louis|Spirit of St. Louis]] made the first non-stop solo trans-Atlantic flight in 1927.
*"You— you've earned it" is a quote from the movie ''[[Ghostbusters]]''. Peter Venkman (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]]) delivers the line while rewarding Egon Spengler (played by [[Wikipedia:Harold Ramis|Harold Ramis]]) with a candy bar for discovering how to "catch a ghost and hold it indefinitely".

==DVD Version==
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=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mike, you and I have been on many business trips together.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's the Homestar puppet, everyone.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! Can you hear my— Hear me smack 'em! ''{the puppet "snaps" into the mic}'' That's my mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Your gums?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' Teeth?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Flappin' my... felts. I call it "flappin' the felt"!

'''MIKE:''' Um.. yeah. So you usually travel in a duffle bag, and Matt stuffs all his clothes inside the puppet so it doesn't get all crumbly.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got to maintain my shape!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, that's right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sometimes, I get a crinkle body.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I get crinkle bodied. That's bad news.

''{pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, we got sent to a conferences all the time, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Uh, a couple times.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's you and me, because Strong Bad— that Strong Bad puppet is ''too'' heavy. And cumbersome.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Very cumbersome and heavy. I like your puppet.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you have to get that little plaque custom made for The Cheat there?

'''MIKE:''' I did. Up at the trophy shop. Suburban Trophy Shop upstairs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bet that was— what do you call it? I bet it was ''die'' cut.

'''MIKE:''' It did need to be die cut. That's an extra ''four'' dollars.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, dang.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, so, Mike. When we travel, we like to expense everything, right?

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I keep the receipts.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Um... what sort of stuff do we expense that maybe we shouldn't?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. One time, I got a, I got a free toothbrush from the hotel lobby.

'''MIKE:''' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The kind that has toothpaste in the handle.

'''MIKE:''' That exists?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah!

'''MIKE:''' I didn't know about that...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's really bad.

'''MIKE:''' But you said it was free.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' And so, is that...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' I expensed it out! It looked like an expensive piece of toothbrushery!''

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Well, it was free!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' I said it cost twelve-ninety five!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, I see.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' That's pretty clever.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And then another time, I did something totally different, where I got the free razor from the front desk of the hotel.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Kinda the same thing, but you charged...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And it was— No, it was completely different thing. And it was a razor.

'''MIKE:''' Twelve ninety-five?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No! I broke it! Yeah, right in front of the guy's face. I was like, "Can I have one of those free razors?" And the guy said "Excuse me, sir. Oh, yeah. Absolutely." And he gave it to me.

'''MIKE:''' He said "excuse me, sir" after you asked him a question; he said, "Excuse me, sir"?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's how they—

'''MIKE:''' That's not an appropriate response.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's politeness! It's how they talk at the front desk! They start every sentence with "Excuse me, sir"! It's in the employee handbook.

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, um...

'''MIKE:''' Did you expense the dry kindling?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes. I did. I went in and I sent all those, um— what do you call them? Lanyards?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Lanyards. Yep.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sent all those lanyards to eBay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Just sent them to eBay?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh?

'''MIKE:''' What did they do with them?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno!

'''MIKE:''' Maybe they just threw them in the trash.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It was a donation and I wrote it off.

'''MIKE:''' Wow.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' See, you really need to get me to tax you down.

'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}'' I will hire you to be my tax you down man next April.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! Look at all that grease from that ol' lasagna ''{pronounced la-ZAN-ya}''.

''{pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{when Homestar on screen holds up the Pork b/w Beans in the King of Town's castle}'' Yeah, that was— It was like you said, Mike. Stuff those things inside the body.

'''MIKE:''' To hold the shape.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' To hold my girlish figure. Um...

'''MIKE:''' What else about business trips? I've never been on one, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, you better look out.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did one.

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' Did you have to go on any—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know what you do?

'''MIKE:''' —client dinners?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No one is going to ask you about the conference you were supposed to have gone to.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, you can just wander around all day.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. Down at the fish market, maybe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' In Seattle.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, maybe.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, remember that guy, he'd swim, he's a big long flipper swim?

'''MIKE:''' Scuba Man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why didn't nobody's dad bring that back?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I'll bring one back to you next time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks.

===Fun Facts===

*The fish market in Seattle to which Mike refers is likely [[Wikipedia:Pike Place Market|Pike Place Market]], a famous landmark. This farmer's market has several seafood sellers prominently located.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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Harvax — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:05:49 GMT

Harvax: Night night horses knock wood feet. Funny everybody.

=If I Were An Eldritch Man=
==Transcript==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walks up}'' Oh, hey, Strong Bad. Guess what I've got here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So we're just going right into it? No segues?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, I think they've waited long enough. Not beating around the bush this week.

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so whatcha got? Aside from my old lines.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got a new pet! My very own Slenderm'n! ''{pulls out a strange miniature Homestar in a black suit, without any eyes or a hat. It immediately begins gumming Homestar's leg.}'' Aw, look at that little guy go.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{obvious distress}'' Wait. Your new pet is some kind of eldritch abomination, that no one really understands the motives or even origin of??

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately switches to delighted}'' That's awesome! I still keep Yog-Sothoth under Strong Sad's bed myself.

''{as they talk, Strong Sad runs by in the background, deeply agitated. The other three characters watch him run by, backs to the camera}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The eyes! The eyes! The dead are watching me! ''{runs off-screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling after him}'' Yeah, and the mothers are watching you!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins dancing}'' Be careful in all that you do~

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't beat the reference into the ground, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, Strong Bad. But you know what eldritch abomination you ''really'' have to watch out for around here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' There's that lack of segues again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is!

''{the camera whip-pans over to Homsar}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaA'll open my six mouths, and sing the song that end the world!

''{Homsar stands stock still for several moments. Then a black tentacle briefly licks out from under his hat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, um, I have to go to—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I forgot to take out the, um—

'''SLENDERM'N:''' ''{in Bubs' voice}'' I forgot to wash my, the, uh—

''{pause}''

'''STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Preeeow! ''{all three jump off screen}''

''{slow intense zoom on Homsar's eyes, as the screen slowly fades to black. After a few moments, there is an abrupt end, and the screen goes dark with a loud screech}''

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar's "pet" is a reference to the [[TVTropes:TheSlenderManMythos|Slender Man mythos]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Wikipedia:Yog-Sothoth|Yog-Sothoth]].
*Homsar's appearance is reminiscent of the [[TVTropes:Zalgo|Zalgo]] meme, as well as a reference to [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10 this] [[Penny Arcade]] strip.
*Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to the song "The Dead Are Watching Me" from the film ''[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/phelous/31430-swamp-zombies Swamp Zombies]''.
*The abrupt end of the video is a reference to the [[YouTube:JpG6UuBjh6Q|bad ending]] of [[TVTropes:Eversion|Eversion]].
*As stated by Strong Bad, Homestar borrows a line from [[impression]].
*This is another appearance of the [[m'n]] construction.

=Potential Site Notices=
I approve of these! Yes. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 02:03, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
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Now THAT is a lie, whoever-put-that-there. So if anybody accidentally clicks [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFieOUSV9M here], I'm going to show them all pre-Gen 5 Pokemon in 5 seconds!

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Harvax — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:11:38 GMT

Harvax: /* on... */

=If I Were An Eldritch Man=
==Transcript==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walks up}'' Oh, hey, Strong Bad. Guess what I've got here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So we're just going right into it? No segues?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, I think they've waited long enough. Not beating around the bush this week.

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so whatcha got? Aside from my old lines.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got a new pet! My very own Slenderm'n! ''{pulls out a strange miniature Homestar in a black suit, without any eyes or a hat. It immediately begins gumming Homestar's leg.}'' Aw, look at that little guy go.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{obvious distress}'' Wait. Your new pet is some kind of eldritch abomination, that no one really understands the motives or even origin of??

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately switches to delighted}'' That's awesome! I still keep Yog-Sothoth under Strong Sad's bed myself.

''{as they talk, Strong Sad runs by in the background, deeply agitated. The other three characters watch him run by, backs to the camera}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The eyes! The eyes! The dead are watching me! ''{runs off-screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling after him}'' Yeah, and the mothers are watching you!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins dancing}'' Be careful in all that you do~

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't beat the reference into the ground, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, Strong Bad. But you know what eldritch abomination you ''really'' have to watch out for around here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' There's that lack of segues again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is!

''{the camera whip-pans over to Homsar}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaA'll open my six mouths, and sing the song that end the world!

''{Homsar stands stock still for several moments. Then a black tentacle briefly licks out from under his hat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, um, I have to go to—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I forgot to take out the, um—

'''SLENDERM'N:''' ''{in Bubs' voice}'' I forgot to wash my, the, uh—

''{pause}''

'''STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Preeeow! ''{all three jump off screen}''

''{slow intense zoom on Homsar's eyes, as the screen slowly fades to black. After a few moments, there is an abrupt end, and the screen goes dark with a loud screech}''

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar's "pet" is a reference to the [[TVTropes:TheSlenderManMythos|Slender Man mythos]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Wikipedia:Yog-Sothoth|Yog-Sothoth]].
*Homsar's appearance is reminiscent of the [[TVTropes:Zalgo|Zalgo]] meme, as well as a reference to [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10 this] [[Penny Arcade]] strip.
*Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to the song "The Dead Are Watching Me" from the film ''[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/phelous/31430-swamp-zombies Swamp Zombies]''.
*The abrupt end of the video is a reference to the [[YouTube:JpG6UuBjh6Q|bad ending]] of [[TVTropes:Eversion|Eversion]].
*As stated by Strong Bad, Homestar borrows a line from [[impression]].
*This is another appearance of the [[m'n]] construction.

=Potential Site Notices=
I approve of these! Yes. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 02:03, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
:He's soiled bargains, and he's not making an "i approve this email" joke. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:10, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
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=Wah heh heh heh!=
I'm-a number one!

=arroyos moi=
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84MVQD6dRsw deposits urethral est nee]

=Sandbox Sing-Along=
I wanna be the very best,
Like no-one ever was!

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=====And=====
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Now THAT is a lie, whoever-put-that-there. So if anybody accidentally clicks [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFieOUSV9M here], I'm going to show them all pre-Gen 5 Pokemon in 5 seconds!

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 02:01:29 GMT

Harvax: /* =Sub-sub-sub-heading */ D'oh!

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 02:01:02 GMT

Harvax: Just a test.

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:10:17 GMT

Harvax: snug needlewoman isn't

Main Page 20

Harvax — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:33:52 GMT

Harvax:

{{mainnav|20|19|21}}
[[Image:Main20.PNG|220px|thumb|Duckie Shirt!]]

A Main Page based on [[flashback]] and the [[Original Book]], done in flashback style.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]], [[The Fat Bee]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The Prince of Town]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Place:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, April 4, 2004

'''Icon:''' The [[duck]] from Homestar's [[duckie shirt]]

'''Page title:''' "Duckie Shirt!!"

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Cartoons!" and then the duck on his shirt quacks twice.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Play a game" as [[The Grape Fairie]]'s [[The Fat Bee|fat bee]] buzzes by.
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Meet the characters" as The Cheat flies out of a pile of [[grapes]].
*'''[[Downloads]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Some downloads" and then Strong Bad appears and says "I can touch my toes. 1, 2, 3." while touching his toes.
*'''[[Store]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Go to the store" as The Prince of Town and Señor dance to a remix of the [[Old Intro|original intro]] music, played on the extremely expensive [[Jam Box]]. The Prince of Town then says, "Crank it Señor, this here is the joint!"
*'''[[Email]]''' — The Homestar Runner says "Send an email" as Strong Sad runs away from a boulder in the background while saying, "Let me away from this boulder!"

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*Nine seconds after rolling over Store, the song will fade in and play again, and The Prince of Town will repeat his line.
*The Original Intro tune is spiced up with an [[Wikipedia:Amen break|Amen Break]].

===Inside References===
*The Cheat flying out of the pile of grapes is a reference to [[Strumstar Hammer|Strong Bad's revision]] of the original Homestar Runner book, which is found as an Easter egg at the end of [[kids' book]].

== External Links ==

*[[HR:main20.html|go to Main Page 20]]
*[[HR:main20.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 20]]

{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 20:11:32 GMT

Harvax: woop.

== WELCOME TO THE SANDBOX ==
Toon! Game! Download! E-mail!

That's-a wonderful!

AK PURELY BY SA... TS OF IT.

HrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWiki

Added by [[User:Whomever|Whomever]] in revision 777777

==Sbemails' 50 More Great Hits==

<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">

*2. [[homsar]]
*7. [[halloweener]]
*22. [[sbemail22]]
*25. [[super powers]]
*33. [[gimmicks]]
*40. [[vacation]]
*46. [[your friends]]
*48. [[ghosts]]
*50. [[50 emails]]
*51. [[website]]
*59. [[marzipan]]
*62. [[interview]]
*64. [[english paper]]
*70. [[big white face]]
*71. [[2 emails]]
*75. [[funny]]
*76. [[sibbie]]
*82. [[impression]]
*85. [[2 years]]
*89. [[local news]]
*90. [[colonisation]]
*92. [[kind of cool]]
*97. [[monument]]
*103. [[haircut]]
*119. [[animal]]
*123. [[origins]]
*125. [[rock opera]]
*127. [[long pants]]
*129. [[garage sale]]
*130. [[do over]]
*132. [[modelling]]
*135. [[lady...ing]]
*140. [[highschool]]
*142. [[secret identity]]
*146. [[pop-up]]
*148. [[disconnected]]
*149. [[candy product]]
*151. [[senior prom]]
*159. [[retirement]]
*163. [[what i want]]
*166. [[unnatural]]
*173. [[the paper]]
*176. [[hygiene]]
*183. [[yes wrestling]]
*189. [[pet show]]
*190. [[licensed]]
*194. [[specially marked]]
*195. [[love poems]]
*197. [[your edge]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Sbemails' Even More Great Hits==
<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">

*4. [[homestar hair]]
*6. [[depressio]]
*12. [[credit card]]
*23. [[little animal]]
*24. [[the bird]]
*28. [[1 step ahead]]
*34. [[weird dream]]
*37. [[dullard]]
*38. [[helium]]
*44. [[lures and jigs]]
*52. [[island]]
*55. [[cheat talk]]
*63. [[fingers]]
*65. [[unused emails]]
*66. [[the show]]
*73. [[mascot]]
*74. [[privileges]]
*77. [[suntan]]
*81. [[date]]
*83. [[labor day]]
*86. [[no loafing]]
*88. [[couch patch]]
*95. [[the bet]]
*96. [[lackey]]
*98. [[stupid stuff]]
*108. [[pom pom]]
*111. [[other days]]
*114. [[the facts]]
*115. [[time capsule]]
*121. [[part-time job]]
*124. [[secret recipes]]
*128. [[rampage]]
*134. [[record book]]
*137. [[bedtime story]]
*139. [[portrait]]
*144. [[narrator]]
*153. [[redesign]]
*154. [[keep cool]]
*158. [[cliffhangers]]
*160. [[colouring]]
*162. [[the chair]]
*164. [[looking old]]
*165. [[strong badathlon]]
*169. [[from work]]
*170. [[rough copy]]
*172. [[more armies]]
*174. [[mini-golf]]
*175. [[concert]]
*177. [[original]]
*187. [[winter pool]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==And The Rest of Sbemails' Hits!==
<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">

*3. [[butt iq]]
*5. [[making out]]
*8. [[brianrietta]]
*11. [[i rule]]
*13. [[i she be]]
*14. [[duck pond]]
*15. [[the basics]]
*17. [[studying]]
*18. [[stand-up]]
*19. [[tape-leg]]
*20. [[spring cleaning]]
*21. [[cartoon]]
*27. [[3 wishes]]
*30. [[12:00]]
*31. [[sugarbob]]
*32. [[flag day]]
*39. [[property of ones]]
*43. [[little questions]]
*47. [[new hands]]
*49. [[theme party]]
*54. [[morning routine]]
*56. [[current status]]
*60. [[huttah]]
*67. [[autobiography]]
*78. [[anything]]
*79. [[the process]]
*101. [[car]]
*102. [[lunch special]]
*105. [[replacement]]
*107. [[cheatday]]
*112. [[old comics]]
*113. [[pizzazz]]
*116. [[extra plug]]
*122. [[dreamail]]
*131. [[boring (really)]]
*147. [[lady fan]]
*156. [[road trip]]
*157. [[trading cards]]
*171. [[underlings]]
*178. [[bike thief]]
*181. [[web comics]]
*182. [[business trip]]
*184. [[diorama]]
*185. [[nightlife]]
*186. [[environment]]
*191. [[buried]]
*192. [[shapeshifter]]
*193. [[rated]]
*196. [[hiding]]
*198. [[magic trick]]
*199. [[being mean]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Whoa!==
Boy, am I glad that [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Introduction&diff=725194&oldid=722831 this edit] was made! I was beginning to think no one was ever going to edit this Wiki ever again! Even if it was from someone who proceeded to vandalise!
:Well, it's mostly because the Brothers Chaps haven't done anything in a while (due to the baby). {{User:Harvax/sig}} 20:11, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

Strongest Man in the World

Harvax — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:01:45 GMT

Harvax: /* Inside References */ I already told you, it's not music! It's just the Brothers Chaps going OoOoOoOoO, actually.

{{abouttoon}} {{for|[[contest]]|Strongest Man in the World Contest}}
{{toonnav|Big Toon|10years|Weclome Back|Date Nite}}

[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive bowl!"]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:25

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''

''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!

''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A strongest man in the world contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you know I'm all over it.

''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra-size, Pom Pom! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce! That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!

''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''

'''SINGER:''' Showdown!

''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel fresh as a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty stringiest man in the world contests!

''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, The Cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' W— wait. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You— wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!

'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''

''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. We'd better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bad's autograph!

''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big line building up.

''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you can ''not'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man In The World Contest!

''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's meet our smokin' hot contestants!

''{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Hailing from the middle of the road, the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Bland!

''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And next, our returning champion, the walking—

''{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —metal robot... The Robot!

''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, the foreign man:

''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble!

''{A brown background of [[beans]] pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...

''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.

''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Grape Fairie! Hit me with da rules!

''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' All right, youse ''{incomprehensible}'' brains, listen up smart. I start yas each off with like twenty grapes.

''{A pile of [[grapes]] takes the place of the floating scroll.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Then I adds one at a time.

''{A grape appears above the pile.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bum what holds the most grapes —

''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' — wins this gold bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Dang, Pom Pom, you see that golbol? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice golbol.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Allzy oop. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay.... This is going really well.

''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.

''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ka-bu op! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''

''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I havin' a little trouble!

''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins. He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' I still alive!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat—

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —I hear our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplugged?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''

''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''

''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairie? Giant bee?

''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest to God, Mookie Wilson gave me the golbol to my aunt in 1974.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.

''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''

''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat? Big help here! Big help!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay.... Even it out there on the south side.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jump her up.

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) uncover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''

''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh-nooo!

''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him. The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''

''{Cut to Pom Pom}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pom Pom wins!

''{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh.... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe.... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pom Pom. Gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's great. But I still won. I sportsmanliked everybody! Now gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my victory dance! Huhyayayayaaa!

''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Strongestmanintheworld sbautograph.png|thumb|Dare to Dream!]]
*Clicking on the [[Contest]] sign when Homestar mentions getting Strong Bad's autograph will show a picture of said autograph, on which is written:
<blockquote>homestar, 
dare to dream! believe in yourself 
and you can achieve anything!! 
your pal 
Strond Ba.... 
wait a sec, 
2nd try: 
homestar, 
you're 
a butt. 
''Strong'' 
''Bad''</blockquote>

*Clicking the [[trophy]] at the end shows a shot of it (captioned "GOLBOL") in the same style as the ones shown when Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, and later "Squished Bad" are introduced. The [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] logo is shown in the background.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Unplugged" is a term popularized by [[Wikipedia:MTV Unplugged|MTV Unplugged]] and is used to refer to [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic music]].
*Señor is the [[Spanish]] translation for "Mr.", explaining his accent.

===Trivia===
*The [[main page message]] for this toon read "10 years!".
*This toon is the first time the Grape Fairie, Mr. Bland, and Señor are given voices.
*Despite its attempt, this toon's page title is not the longest one of the website. [[Shopping for Danger]]'s page title "Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages!" surpasses it by five characters. They are, however, both 19 syllables long.
*Señor's full name was coined in [[origins]].
*When Homestar [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]], he is utilizing a skill known as juggling, which is usually done with soccer balls or [[wikipedia:Footbag|footbags]] (commonly known as Hacky Sacks).

===Remarks===
*When The Grape Fairie's mouth disappears when he isn't talking, his [[Wikipedia:Five o'clock shadow|five o'clock shadow]] disappears with it.
*Señor holds his pile of grapes on one side with the other half of the pile floating in mid-air. In the original book, he was holding the grapes with his right hand rather than his left.
*The way the grapes fall on Strong Bad, he should be lying on his stomach since he was holding the pile behind his head. However in the action scene, "squished bad," Strong Bad is shown lying on his back so that he could eat them in the next scene.
**Also, in the Original Story, when it shows Strong Bad squished under the pile of grapes, he was lying on his back.
*Señor's introduction background of beans may be a nod to the stereotype that Hispanics eat a lot of beans.
*The characters are spotlighted, although there doesn't seem to be any place for there to be spotlights in the sky.
*The grapes appear to [[Lack of visible arms|hover over Homestar's head]].
*When attempting to see if someone noticed The Cheat's unplugging of the Robot, Homestar looks to his right to look at the Judge and to the left to look at the Grape Fairie. In the very next shot the Judge and Fairie are standing next to each other talking and would have been in the same direction from Homestar's position.

===Goofs===
*When Mr. Bland, The Robot and Señor are introduced, the smaller spotlights cross over their feet, yet none of the characters' feet light up.
* In the silhouette scene following Mr. Bland's loss, the grapes are actually floating above Pom Pom. However, this could just be in keeping with the original book, which has a similar silhouette scene.
*The first page says "Every''one'' loves The Homestar Runner..." instead of "Every''body'' loves The Homestar Runner...", which would have been the correct quotation from the original book.
*Strong Bad has no purple reflection on his pants, like his [[Strong Bad Evolution|fifth design]].
*When the screen darkens and the strobe lights appear, the ones that shine on the bushes in the background do not light up the ground directly below the bushes.
**Also, the lights do not deform to the depths of the bushes, as if they were 2 dimensional.
*In the last modern scene (the 'victory dance') and the scene immediately before it, it can be seen that the shadows on Pom Pom's 'limbs' do not properly align - each 'arm' is apparently affected by a different light source when this really shouldn't be happening.

===Inside References===
*The sound heard in the background when Señor is "having a little trouble" is the same sound heard in the email [[car]] when Homestar is "deleted" by Strong Bad.
*When Señor gets squished, the [[onomatopoeia]] used is "[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|Sblounskched!]]", the name of Strong Bad's candy bar.
*The song during the training scene is "[[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|Showdown]]" from [[montage]], except with vocals by someone who sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]].
*The outfit Homestar wears during the training scene originally appeared in [[lady fan]].
*The autographed picture of Strong Bad in the Easter egg is the same as the one that Strong Bad gives to his "main man" Van Mundegaarde in [[2 years]].
*One of the [[sound effects]] that plays when the Robot gets unplugged is the loading sound from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] and [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Homestar's first speaking line and The Robot being introduced as such are examples of the [[integral article]].
*The ending music is the remix of the [[Old Intro|old intro music]], which is also heard at the end of [[flashback]] and can also be heard on [[Main Page 20]].
*The Announcer's introduction of Señor suggests that he is a resident of [[Far Off Lands|Foreign Lands]], the same place [[Thomas]] is said to be from.
*Pom Pom also winks in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], just before he gets hit by Strong Mad.
*It can be assumed from Homestar's "Let's tone down the language" line that when Strong Bad calls Pom Pom and Homestar "not very strong", Pom Pom replies using [[swears]].
*The Grape Fairie claims that [[1974]] was the year Mookie Wilson gave him the Golbol to his aunt.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mookie Wilson|Mookie Wilson]] is a former [[Wikipedia:Major League Baseball|Major League Baseball]] outfielder who played with the [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] and [[Wikipedia:Toronto Blue Jays|Toronto Blue Jays]] from 1980 to 1991. The Mets' logo is shown in the background of the Easter egg.
*[[Wikipedia:Crazy Eights|Crazy Eights]] is a card game in which two players try to get rid of all their cards by discarding a card with the same number or suit as the previous card played. In this game, eights are wild.
*Homestar's aerobic outfit is similar to the ones [[Wikipedia:Jane Fonda|Jane Fonda]] wore when making her workout videos in the 1980s.
*The Grape Fairie's "Ollzy Oop!" is a distortion of the phrase [[Wikipedia:Alley Oop|Alley Oop]], which is a play in basketball where the ball is thrown up near the basket by a teammate, and another teammate dunks the ball in to score.


===Fast Forward===
*The music during the introduction of Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor is recycled in the [[Tito]] scene of [[more armies]].
*The golbol is featured in an Easter egg in [[Jibblies 2]]. Homestar finally gets it from Pom Pom, due to his costume of "Artie, The Strongest Man in the World".
*The Announcer's discussion with the Grape Fairie is nearly replicated (this time about a kickball) in [[Kick-a-Ball]], this time between the Announcer and [[the Umpire]].
*Three years later, [[Where My Hat Is At]] was also remade as a full-length cartoon on the 10th anniversary of the book's creation.

==DVD Version==
*The link to the original book has been deleted. It can only be accessed through an Easter Egg in the Toons menu of the DVD (see [[Everything Else, Volume 3]]).
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This story is old!

'''MIKE:''' It's very old. This is, what, the ten-year anniversary, I think?

'''MATT:''' Tenured. Ten—

'''MIKE:''' Tenured track anniversary?

'''MATT:''' Uh-huh.

'''MIKE:''' I think it was a little off. I think we—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we realized it was really— we assumed it was in, like, August, but it was actually in June, I think?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Something like that. ''{pause}'' But it's all based on the original. Look at the background there. The gym, the wall there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And those weights— the way the weights look.

'''MATT:''' That scene was also immortalized in the Mario Paint — or just Homestar lifting weights—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —by himself — in the Mario Paint cartoon.

'''MATT:''' So, uh, this was kind of fun to make one of these competition cartoons after not making those kinds of cartoons for many years.

'''MIKE:''' And it was fun to try to get to sort of re-write it, and how they would act now about things.

'''MATT:''' Right. While being a little self-reflexive—

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' —where they have to sort of hit these points from the generic competition story line. ''{pause}'' What do you think— What do you think he— Did he drop an F-bomb just then, Pom-Pom, maybe? What do you think he said, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' He may have dropped an S-bomb.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Definitely dropped an S-bomb. ''{pause}'' Hey, Announcer!

'''MIKE:''' The Announcer — I think his graphics got re-done for this.

'''MATT:''' I think they did a little bit.

'''MIKE:''' Ooh, and look! Very, uh, Alan-Parsons-Project-esque song here.

'''MATT:''' That was fun. ''{pause}'' It was fun to make those little splash screens for each character.

'''MIKE:''' That robot was a Craig Zobel—

'''MATT:''' What was—

'''MIKE:''' —product of Zobel.

'''MATT:''' What was Scottie Pippen's number, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Scottie Pippen's number?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know.

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Why?

'''MATT:''' I was going to be The Announcer, going to see a Bulls game.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh. Oh.

'''MATT:''' Bulls always came out to that Alan Parsons—

'''MIKE:''' Jordan was 23.

'''MATT:''' Well, right, I— I was going to go something more obscure, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughing}'' Pippen!?

'''MATT:''' Well, his number— you don't know his number and you're a big sports guy!

'''MIKE:''' ''{over Matt's previous comment}'' Well, I can't—

'''MATT:''' Oh! ''{makes noises similar to Homestar Runner's line, "Dang, Pom Pom, do you see that Golbol?"}'' ''{pause}'' Um, I like the direction— Everyone thinks, uh— the Wiki anyways, everyone— The Wiki thinks that's you, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' What, Mr. Bland?

'''MATT:''' Do your best impression of... that.

'''MIKE:''' I don't e— how— what did he say?

'''MATT:''' He said, "Uh, my name's Mike and I suck."

'''MIKE:''' ''{doing an impersonation of Mr. Bland}'' "Hello, my name—" Wait, what!?

'''MATT:''' Whoa!

'''MIKE:''' Gosh, you almost got me that time!

'''MATT:''' He's still alive, Mike! ''{pause}'' This is the most inconvenient, worst robot ever. It's like one of those robots from the 1920s World Fair where it's like, "It's a metal man! Thrill at the sounds of the metal man!"

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' And it has to be plugged in.

'''MATT:''' Uh... Mookie Wilson!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that gave that bowl to his gold— ''{laughing}'' to his gold aunt?

'''MATT:''' To his gold aunt! His golden aunt!

'''MIKE:''' Mookie Wilson. I think Mookie Wilson hit the— hit the famous ball that went through Bill Buckman's legs... in the World Series.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Red Sox, Mets. I think he hit it.

'''MATT:''' The curse?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You see? There— there's a little reference to the original dialoguer.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Doing some hacky sacking.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, totally. Oh, bicycle kick! Or, no. Is that a bicycle kick?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' A rainbow... kick— are they called that too, sometimes?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Umm, I like the direction we took with The Grape Fairie.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' That when he's not talking, he doesn't have a 5 o'clock shadow. But when he starts to talk—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing and over Matt's last line}'' It just appears when his mouth opens.

'''MATT:''' That voice can't not have a 5 o'clock shadow.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' If you sound like that, you're gonna— it's just gonna come out immediately. ''{pause}'' Huhyayayayaaa! I've always loved that victory dance. That's a total Craig Zobel drawing, right there, isn't it?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Didn't he do that last drawing?

'''MIKE:''' He always would make Homestar's body look like a soup can.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He gave it the 3D style.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Bye, Craig.

'''MIKE:''' I got Craiged.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Scottie Pippen|Scottie Pippen]] and [[Wikipedia:Michael Jordan|Michael Jordan]] were players for the [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bulls|Chicago Bulls]]. Both Jordan's #23 and Pippen's #33 have been retired by the team.
*In the [[Wikipedia:1986 World Series|1986 World Series]], the Red Sox lost to the Mets in seven games. The most famous play came when Mookie Wilson hit a slow grounder to first that was misplayed by [[Wikipedia:Bill Buckner|Bill Buckner]] (not Buckman, as the Chaps claim), leading to the winning run in game 6 being scored.
**This was said by fans to be due to the "[[Wikipedia:Curse of the Bambino|curse of the Bambino]]", which prevented the Red Sox from winning a World Series since 1918. (The team won the World Series in 2004 and 2007, however.)
*[[Wikipedia:The Alan Parsons Project|The Alan Parsons Project]] was a British progressive rock band active from 1975 to 1990, founded by [[Wikipedia:Eric Woolfson|Eric Woolfson]] and [[Wikipedia:Alan Parsons|Alan Parsons]]. Their instrumental piece "Sirius," from their album [[Wikipedia:Eye in the Sky (album)|''Eye in the Sky'']], is used as the court-rushing music for the aforementioned Chicago Bulls, in addition to several other uses for other sports teams.

==External Links==
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*[[HR:sbglossy.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's photograph]]

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== WELCOME TO THE SANDBOX ==
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Strong Bad Has New Compe Email!

{{compeemail}}
Deur Strond bad, 
I hava a emau] n ow. Cheet helps. 
 
Stlong Mad 
{{compeemailend}}

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Harvax: Maybe I shouldn't have done that.

Strong Bad Has New Compe Email!

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
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Well, This could be in 2011. 
or Get out. 
Crapfully Yours, 
The Cheergly One
{{compeemailend}}

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Harvax: Ok, that's enough of that

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:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
BAKA BAKA! 
BAKA BAKA! 

What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
{{HRWiki:Sandbox}}
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

::Okay. I didn't know that baka was Japanese. LOL anyway. KTHXBAI! [[User:Jackle86]]

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?
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Harvax — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:56:23 GMT

Harvax:

BAKA BAKA! 
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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC) (Oh, and baka is Japanese for idiot.)

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?

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Harvax — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:55:35 GMT

Harvax: Heh heh heh.

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What the heck is this? Who wrote this gibberish? '''''WHO!?!?'''''
:I did. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 11:55, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

Pie is awesome, Sega does what Nintendon't. Homestar Runner is the best non-TV animated series made in Adobe Flash. Need I say anymore?

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Harvax — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:08:54 GMT

Harvax: Let's play "Find the Reference!"

BAKA BAKA! 
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BAKA BAKA!

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Harvax — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 20:04:14 GMT

Harvax: Go to jail!

[[Image:The Jail.png|right]]
Community Chest

Go To Jail

Go directly to jail

Do not pass GO

Do not collect $200

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Harvax — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:12:08 GMT

Harvax: /* 3DS! */ Nevermind.

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''MOO'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

=207 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]]: ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Candy Product|sbemail 149]])

''SINGER:'' that- 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy- 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school- 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is- 
''HOMSAR:'' silly- 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who- 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got- 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants- 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair. 
''KING OF TOWN:'' mayonnaise! 
''STRONG BAD:'' movie- 
''COACH Z:'' napkin! 
''BUBS:'' frozen- 
''STRONG BAD:''' dreams- 
''BUCK:'' baby. 
''STRONG BAD:'' Endless sblounskched!
 
 
<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair. 
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams, 
baby. Endless sblounskedched!
</blockquote>

=[[The Cheat|Meh.]]=
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b3/SMB_Toadsez.png

Sun shining through my window 
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet 
You can almost taste it 

Drivin' through Diamond City 
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for 
Where the hills and skies meet 

Sitting inside my pocket 
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view 
When I make it up there 

And another day fade away 
But it's a magic memory 
A magic memory 

One that I'll keep close to my heart 
For any gloomy day 
When the view's not what is sweet as today 

Yesterday sinks away 
Down where the buildings 
And skies 

But the horizon greets me 
With possibility, 
Just gotta keep on climbing! 

Concrete, traffic, 
Street lights, 
They all fade away 

As I approach the blue sky 
Feathery clouds in my eyes 
Already said my goodbyes 

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
It always will 
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
I know that it always will 

=3DS!=
http://www.nintendo.com/images/3ds/hardware/hwimages/img1.png
Coming out this Sunday!
:I'm hesitant to pre-order it. I'm very surprised that Nintendo is sticking with this design, and I hope Nintendo's likely-to-happen redesign of the 3DS looks better and is at least 50 USD cheaper. My only urge to get one is that it's capabilities are great and intuitive, and that I ''really'' want [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 3DS|Mario Kart 3DS]] when it comes out. I've actually played with one of these things at a Best Buy, and I have to say the 3D doesn't look fantastic, but it's good. Then again, they may as well have bolted that thing into the kiosk; it's a little difficult getting a good view of the 3D if it's secured into the holder. Unable to move. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 17:13, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

::If they bolted it into the kiosk, then they obviously don't know about the motion sensor. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 00:40, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:42:29 GMT

Harvax: /* 3DS! */ Ehh...

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''MOO'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

=207 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]]: ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Candy Product|sbemail 149]])

''SINGER:'' that- 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy- 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school- 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is- 
''HOMSAR:'' silly- 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who- 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got- 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants- 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair. 
''KING OF TOWN:'' mayonnaise! 
''STRONG BAD:'' movie- 
''COACH Z:'' napkin! 
''BUBS:'' frozen- 
''STRONG BAD:''' dreams- 
''BUCK:'' baby. 
''STRONG BAD:'' Endless sblounskched!
 
 
<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair. 
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams, 
baby. Endless sblounskedched!
</blockquote>

=[[The Cheat|Meh.]]=
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b3/SMB_Toadsez.png

Sun shining through my window 
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet 
You can almost taste it 

Drivin' through Diamond City 
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for 
Where the hills and skies meet 

Sitting inside my pocket 
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view 
When I make it up there 

And another day fade away 
But it's a magic memory 
A magic memory 

One that I'll keep close to my heart 
For any gloomy day 
When the view's not what is sweet as today 

Yesterday sinks away 
Down where the buildings 
And skies 

But the horizon greets me 
With possibility, 
Just gotta keep on climbing! 

Concrete, traffic, 
Street lights, 
They all fade away 

As I approach the blue sky 
Feathery clouds in my eyes 
Already said my goodbyes 

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
It always will 
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
I know that it always will 

=3DS!=
http://www.nintendo.com/images/3ds/hardware/hwimages/img1.png
Coming out this Sunday!
:I'm hesitant to pre-order it. I'm very surprised that Nintendo is sticking with this design, and I hope Nintendo's likely-to-happen redesign of the 3DS looks better and is at least 50 USD cheaper. My only urge to get one is that it's capabilities are great and intuitive, and that I ''really'' want [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 3DS|Mario Kart 3DS]] when it comes out. I've actually played with one of these things at a Best Buy, and I have to say the 3D doesn't look fantastic, but it's good. Then again, they may as well have bolted that thing into the kiosk; it's a little difficult getting a good view of the 3D if it's secured into the holder. Unable to move. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 17:13, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

:If they bolted it into the kiosk, then they obviously don't know about the motion sensor. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 00:40, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
(Wait, how do I indent comments?)

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:40:23 GMT

Harvax: /* 3DS! */ Wait, what!

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''MOO'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

=207 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]]: ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Candy Product|sbemail 149]])

''SINGER:'' that- 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy- 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school- 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is- 
''HOMSAR:'' silly- 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who- 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got- 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants- 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair. 
''KING OF TOWN:'' mayonnaise! 
''STRONG BAD:'' movie- 
''COACH Z:'' napkin! 
''BUBS:'' frozen- 
''STRONG BAD:''' dreams- 
''BUCK:'' baby. 
''STRONG BAD:'' Endless sblounskched!
 
 
<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair. 
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams, 
baby. Endless sblounskedched!
</blockquote>

=[[The Cheat|Meh.]]=
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b3/SMB_Toadsez.png

Sun shining through my window 
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet 
You can almost taste it 

Drivin' through Diamond City 
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for 
Where the hills and skies meet 

Sitting inside my pocket 
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view 
When I make it up there 

And another day fade away 
But it's a magic memory 
A magic memory 

One that I'll keep close to my heart 
For any gloomy day 
When the view's not what is sweet as today 

Yesterday sinks away 
Down where the buildings 
And skies 

But the horizon greets me 
With possibility, 
Just gotta keep on climbing! 

Concrete, traffic, 
Street lights, 
They all fade away 

As I approach the blue sky 
Feathery clouds in my eyes 
Already said my goodbyes 

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
It always will 
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
I know that it always will 

=3DS!=
http://www.nintendo.com/images/3ds/hardware/hwimages/img1.png
Coming out this Sunday!
:I'm hesitant to pre-order it. I'm very surprised that Nintendo is sticking with this design, and I hope Nintendo's likely-to-happen redesign of the 3DS looks better and is at least 50 USD cheaper. My only urge to get one is that it's capabilities are great and intuitive, and that I ''really'' want [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 3DS|Mario Kart 3DS]] when it comes out. I've actually played with one of these things at a Best Buy, and I have to say the 3D doesn't look fantastic, but it's good. Then again, they may as well have bolted that thing into the kiosk; it's a little difficult getting a good view of the 3D if it's secured into the holder. Unable to move. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 17:13, 25 March 2011 (UTC)
:If they bolted it into the kiosk, then they obviously don't know about the motion sensor. {{User:Harvax/sig}} 00:40, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:36:52 GMT

Harvax: 3DS!

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:35:29 GMT

Harvax: MOO

HRWiki:Sandbox

Harvax — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:32:34 GMT

Harvax: Oh.

==HOMESTAR RUNNER AND MARZIPAN ON MISSION==
Homestar runner Gets His mission from The CHEAT While MARZIPAN is joining Homestar runner
this is a parody of Metal gears soild.

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--------M88 7?+++$?787ZMMMOOOOO8--------
------MMM8887?++7??8: 8ZMMMMOOOOO-------
-----$MMM8888?$$?788888ZMMMMMOOOOO------
-----MMMMMM8M7?7Z888888MMMMMMOOOOO8-----
-----MMMMMMOOOOOMMMDMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
----8MMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
----$MMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
-----MMMOO?::::=OOOOMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
-----MMOOOOOOOO=OOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOOO-----
------MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOO------
-------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMOOOOOI------
IO7$$---8OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOOO-ZO--?$-
$$$$ZZO8O8$$+++$OOOOOMMMMOOOOO$$$$$$$$$$
$$8ZZZZ8ZZ8??$ZZZ8ZZOOOOOOO8$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$OZZZ8ZZZZ=8ZZZZZZZO8+--$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Z
$$OZZ8ZZZZZ?ZZZZZZZZO:---=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$OOZZZZZ? 8ZZZZZZZO?---=88$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$888O8ZZO OZZZZOO ~ZZZ88$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$8$8OOOZZ8Z ZOZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$OOOOZZZ? .8ZZZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$OOOZZ8? ? ZZ8OOO$$$$$$$$$$$$
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$8$$$$$Z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ZZ$$$$

=207 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]]: ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Candy Product|sbemail 149]])

''SINGER:'' that- 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy- 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school- 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is- 
''HOMSAR:'' silly- 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who- 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got- 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants- 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair. 
''KING OF TOWN:'' mayonnaise! 
''STRONG BAD:'' movie- 
''COACH Z:'' napkin! 
''BUBS:'' frozen- 
''STRONG BAD:''' dreams- 
''BUCK:'' baby. 
''STRONG BAD:'' Endless sblounskched!
 
 
<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair. 
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams, 
baby. Endless sblounskedched!
</blockquote>

=[[The Cheat|Meh.]]=
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b3/SMB_Toadsez.png

Sun shining through my window 
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet 
You can almost taste it 

Drivin' through Diamond City 
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for 
Where the hills and skies meet 

Sitting inside my pocket 
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view 
When I make it up there 

And another day fade away 
But it's a magic memory 
A magic memory 

One that I'll keep close to my heart 
For any gloomy day 
When the view's not what is sweet as today 

Yesterday sinks away 
Down where the buildings 
And skies 

But the horizon greets me 
With possibility, 
Just gotta keep on climbing! 

Concrete, traffic, 
Street lights, 
They all fade away 

As I approach the blue sky 
Feathery clouds in my eyes 
Already said my goodbyes 

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
It always will 
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill, 
I know that it always will

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Harvax — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:30:45 GMT

Harvax: Sandbox edit.

==HOMESTAR RUNNER AND MARZIPAN ON MISSION==
Homestar runner Gets His mission from The CHEAT While MARZIPAN is joining Homestar runner
this is a parody of Metal gears soild.

========================================
================?888887====I++++========
============M?7OOOO77OOOOOOZ:::++=======
=========DZ88??OOO??ZMMMOOOOO8:::7======
--------M88 7?+++$?787ZMMMOOOOO8--------
------MMM8887?++7??8: 8ZMMMMOOOOO-------
-----$MMM8888?$$?788888ZMMMMMOOOOO------
-----MMMMMM8M7?7Z888888MMMMMMOOOOO8-----
-----MMMMMMOOOOOMMMDMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
----8MMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
----$MMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
-----MMMOO?::::=OOOOMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
-----MMOOOOOOOO=OOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOOO-----
------MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOO------
-------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMOOOOOI------
IO7$$---8OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOOO-ZO--?$-
$$$$ZZO8O8$$+++$OOOOOMMMMOOOOO$$$$$$$$$$
$$8ZZZZ8ZZ8??$ZZZ8ZZOOOOOOO8$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$OZZZ8ZZZZ=8ZZZZZZZO8+--$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Z
$$OZZ8ZZZZZ?ZZZZZZZZO:---=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$OOZZZZZ? 8ZZZZZZZO?---=88$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$888O8ZZO OZZZZOO ~ZZZ88$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$8$8OOOZZ8Z ZOZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$OOOOZZZ? .8ZZZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$OOOZZ8? ? ZZ8OOO$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$8$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$8$$$$$Z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ZZ$$$$

=207 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]]: ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Candy Product|sbemail 149]])

''SINGER:'' that- 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy- 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school- 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is- 
''HOMSAR:'' silly- 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who- 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got- 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants- 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair. 
''KING OF TOWN:'' mayonnaise! 
''STRONG BAD:'' movie- 
''COACH Z:'' napkin! 
''BUBS:'' frozen- 
''STRONG BAD:''' dreams- 
''BUCK:'' baby. 
''STRONG BAD:'' Endless sblounskched!
 
 
<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair. 
mayonnaise! movie napkin! frozen dreams, 
baby. Endless sblounskedched!
</blockquote>

=[[The Cheat|Meh.]]=
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b3/SMB_Toadsez.png

Sun shining through my window
It gleams like honey so golden and so sweet
You can almost taste it

Drivin' through Diamond City
I wanna escape the crowds and concrete for
Where the hills and skies meet

Sitting inside my pocket
I've packed a cupcake to sweeten up my view
When I make it up there

And another day fade away
But it's a magic memory
A magic memory

One that I'll keep close to my heart
For any gloomy day
When the view's not what is sweet as today

Yesterday sinks away
Down where the buildings
And skies

But the horizon greets me
With possibility,
Just gotta keep on climbing!

Concrete, traffic,
Street lights,
They all fade away

As I approach the blue sky
Feathery clouds in my eyes
Already said my goodbyes

I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill,
It always will
I know tomorrow shines bright up at the top of this hill,
I know that it always will

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Harvax — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:32:01 GMT

Harvax: Midbus!

========================================
================?888887====I++++========
============M?7OOOO77OOOOOOZ:::++=======
=========DZ88??OOO??ZMMMOOOOO8:::7======
--------M88 7?+++$?787ZMMMOOOOO8--------
------MMM8887?++7??8: 8ZMMMMOOOOO-------
-----$MMM8888?$$?788888ZMMMMMOOOOO------
-----MMMMMM8M7?7Z888888MMMMMMOOOOO8-----
-----MMMMMMOOOOOMMMDMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
----8MMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
----$MMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO8----
-----MMMOO?::::=OOOOMMMMMMMMMMOOOOO-----
-----MMOOOOOOOO=OOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOOO-----
------MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMOOOOO------
-------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMOOOOOI------
IO7$$---8OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOOO-ZO--?$-
$$$$ZZO8O8$$+++$OOOOOMMMMOOOOO$$$$$$$$$$
$$8ZZZZ8ZZ8??$ZZZ8ZZOOOOOOO8$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$OZZZ8ZZZZ=8ZZZZZZZO8+--$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Z
$$OZZ8ZZZZZ?ZZZZZZZZO:---=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$OOZZZZZ? 8ZZZZZZZO?---=88$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$888O8ZZO OZZZZOO ~ZZZ88$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$8$8OOOZZ8Z ZOZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$OOOOZZZ? .8ZZZOOOO$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$OOOZZ8? ? ZZ8OOO$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$8$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$8$$$$$Z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ZZ$$$$

=205 seconds!=
[[4 branches]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Chinese b-

[[the chair]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Class!

[[what i want]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Forgettably precious.

[[looking old]]: ''MARZIPAN:'' Up to your chin right

[[strong badathlon]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To the wrong athletes

[[unnatural]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Kill him? ''STRONG SAD:'' We do-

[[the movies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -tuce. Throw

[[your funeral]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Abraham Lincoln

[[from work]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' -veges. It helps

[[rough copy]]: ''STRONG SAD:'' -tellectual property.

[[underlings]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Get Mrs. Hard-

[[more armies]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Saaay

[[the paper]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Doesn't quite

[[mini-golf]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' In this infernal pl-

[[concert]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Nope. They're a

[[hygiene]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' No matter what he does.

[[original]]: ''BUBS:'' B'zuh!

[[bike thief]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Side of this couch

[[pizza joint]]: ''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:'' It burns!

[[slumber party]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Can you guys start

[[web comics]]: ''TAKE DAGGER:'' Hiya

[[business trip]]: ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' Units? ''STRONG BAD:'' What

[[yes wrestling]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' The power... of

[[diorama]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -lupe Hidalgo

[[nightlife]]: ''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'' More...more

[[environment]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' -pliant sticker!

[[winter pool]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' You're such a good

[[fan club]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (screams)

[[pet show]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Potion. A taste

[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) ''STRONG BAD:'' What's

[[buried]]: ''BUBS:'' Is! ''STRONG SAD:'' Uh

[[shapeshifter]]: ''COACH Z:'' Coming to your concession

[[rated]]: ''BUBS:'' Bake sale!

[[love poems]]: ''HOMESTAR:'' Apples!

[[hiding]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Coma!

[[your edge]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Where'd you check?

[[magic trick]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' But now, not only does

[[being mean]]: ''HUNGRY SHARK:'' Makes me wanna

[[email thunder]]: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

[[hremail3184]]: ''COACH Z:'' Bad! I was gonna

[[imaginary]]: ''LIL' STRONG BAD:'' -ti! I'd like you to meet

[[independent]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' Solid gold sc-

[[dictionary]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' To Z

[[videography]]: ''STRONG BAD:'' (chuckles)

[[Special:Random|Chicken]] ''THE KING OF TOWN:'' itchy bedding-

[[Special:Random|Eating]] ''STINKOMAN:'' delicious challange!

=crazyness=
[[Special:Random|Whined & Dined is a film produced by Lump of Dump Pictures. It apparently revolves around the life of Strong Sad, who only wanted to eat his Rogan Josh pot pie in peace. One day, however, fate throws him a curveball (illustrated with an octopus thrown at his face). In an Easter egg, Strong Sad comments that it felt more like a change-up, referring to films in which characters are suddenly thrown into strange situations. The tagline of the film is "In the game of life, may the best man whine."]] [[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Special:Random|is the raspy-voiced lead singer of the hair-metal band Limozeen. He has almost always been played by Matt Chapman, but has also been played by The Brothers Chaps' older brother Donnie. His screen name is "ladeezluvlarry71" and he sometimes holds video chats with Strong Bad. He also apparently plays an MMORPG, in which he is a member of a guild.]] [[The Poopsmith]] [[Special:Random|is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an integral article, but often without.]] [[Special:Random|The Glue Factory is where Old-Timey Strong Bad was planning on selling Sickly Sam in the toon Sickly Sam's Big Outing. It is in the middle of what appears to be a desert, with no other surroundings and very hilly terrain. Although Strong Bad's plans were foiled, Sickly Sam still went there to find the love of a lifetime with Dee.]] [[Kicking a can|Jee-ohh-yee-arr-b!]]

[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man in the green-and-white stripes!"]]

=rock opera 2=
(From [[best thing|sbemail 126]] to [[Death metal|sbemail 141]])

''SINGER:'' that 
''HOMESTARRUNNER:'' creepy 
''STRONGBAD:'' rampage haggler is fat. 
''BUBS:'' school 
''STRONGBAD:'' karate is 
''HOMSAR:'' silly 
''STRONGBAD:'' sometimes. 
''COACH Z:'' who 
''MOSES MALONE:'' got 
''STRONGBAD:'' good arts. 
''TEENAGE HOMESTARRUNNER:'' pants 
''STRONGBAD:'' hair.

<blockquote>
that creepy rampage haggler 
is fat. school karate is sometimes 
silly. who got good arts. pants hair.
</blockquote>

=== Midbus! ===
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/f/fc/Metaboss1nf3.gif
Somebody get Bowser over here!

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Harvax — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:32:04 GMT

Harvax:

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
(You might be the ingredient I seek)

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
(You should be afraid of the great) ASHLEY!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
(Who has time for girly things like that?)

(Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you)
(Grandma's wig, this'll make you big)
(Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit)
(Pantalones Giganticus! Oh no, not again!)

She could rule the world, and still finish all her homework
(Everyone knows that I'm the greatest) ASHLEY!
You better watch your step or she'll cast a spell on you
(I turned my teacher into a spoon)

(I must flip through my spellbook, and yes it's true,)
(I don't have as many friends as you.)
(But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends,)
(And if you say no, you're toast)

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
Just remember this when you see her on the street
(I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet)

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Harvax — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:19:03 GMT

Harvax: WarioWare!

This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of the world's best eatsa!
Fresh sauce and cheese galore,
Brought straight to your front door! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)

This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!)
Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!)
Our pie's crispy, crunchy crust, (Bellissima!)
Leaves others in the dust. (Mamma mia!)

Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!
It's so good that you'll start a fight,
For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!)
Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!)
Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!)
Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!)

We represent Pizza Dinosaur!
We got the most stores in the world!
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,
But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!

Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,
'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus!
Pizza Dinosaur!

Speaking of pizza, check these red-"X"-boxes out!

{| style="margin-left:6em"
|-
|
{|class="wikitable"
|align="right"|'''X'''
|align="center"|Mona Pizza's pizza
|}

{|class="wikitable"
|align="right"|'''X'''
|align="center"|Pizza Dinosaur's pizza
|}

{|class="wikitable"
|align="right"|'''X'''
|align="center"|Which will ''you'' choose?
|}

Everything on this page was a paid advertisement brought to you in part by the Administration of Pizza for Americans and Mexicans and Canadians (also known as the A.P.A.M.C.)

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''''PIZZA!!!'''''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

Also, this was brought to in part by Italy (the most art-y country in the world excluding France, which, in the opinion of all smart and/or cool people, should not be a real country). ''Screw France!'' ''Bon appetite!''

And, of course, NBA (not the National Basketball Association, but, rather, the National Beaurou of Assassin's <big><big><big>ESPECIALLY EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE!!!</big></big></big> thank you).

Also, everything above was sarcasm. Especially the "screw france!" part. France, we have absolutely nothing against you and we hope you aren't too mad about that remark (which, of course, you aren't). Thank you, and bon oui. Bon oui to all of you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best part, Hom...star. ''{Placing his hands on his hips}'' It's WarioWare!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WarioWare!

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Harvax — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:43:05 GMT

Harvax:

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Harvax — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 02:14:18 GMT

Harvax: Trogdor strikes again!

[[Image:A_dragon.PNG|thumb|{growl}]]
While [[Trogdor]] is depressed by Trogdor as part of his Trogdor, he may in fact be clinically depressed, as it has been mentioned several Trogdors that he takes '''Trogdors'''.

Occasionally, another Trogdor will accidentally take (or is accused of taking) his Trogdors, leading to spontaneous (yet hilarious) Trogdors.

==Trogdors==
*Trogdor [[funny]] — Trogdor accuses [[Trogdor]] of taking "some of [his] Trogdors again" in response to Trogdor's Trogdor.
* [[Special:Random|No Hands On Trogdor!]] — Trogdor says, "I have ''got'' to get my Trogdor changed!" after [[Trogdor]] appears in his Trogdor.
* [[Special:Random|Trogdor Trogdor]] — When trying to explain why he has Trogdor's Trogdors, Trogdor claims that they're actually Trogdor's Trogdors, and he has them because Trogdor is "off his Trogdors".
* Trogdor [[Special:Random|Trogdor thunder]] — HTrogdor states that his Trogdor in the Trogdor [[Special:Random|long Trogdors]] was a result of accidentally taking some of Trogdor's Trogdors.

[[File:A_dragon.PNG|thumb|200px|{growl}]]

<blockquote class="compe email" style=">
<div style="text-align:left">Trogdor: Trogdor of the Trogdor</div>
Dear Trogdor, I be hatin' yo' Trogdor. Sin-cerely A Dead Trogdor </blockquote>

*Trogdor be a Trogdor.
*Blow up your Trogdor.

[[Image:A_dragon.PNG|thumb|1000px|{growl}]]

==See Also==
*[[Trogdor]]