http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Homdude717 From Homestar Runner Wiki en MediaWiki 1.15.4 Fri, 18 Sep 2026 23:00:42 GMT http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestarmy <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=1 align=right cellpadding=4 cellspacing=0 width=315 style=&quot;margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 95%;&quot;<br /> |+&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''Homestarmy'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | align=center colspan=2 |<br /> {| border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style=&quot;background:#f9f9f9;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | align=center | [[Image:homestarmy.png|230px|Homestarmy]]&lt;br&gt;&lt;small&gt;The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!&lt;/small&gt; <br /> |}<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=2 align=center |<br /> |-<br /> | '''Active''' || [[army|January 5, 2004]]—Present<br /> |-<br /> | '''Allegiance''' || [[Free Country, USA]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Headquarters''' || [[The Stick]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Motto''' || Do You Has?<br /> |-<br /> | '''Membership Cost''' || $5<br /> |-<br /> | '''Members''' || [[Homestar Runner]]&lt;br&gt;[[Frank Bennedetto]]&lt;br&gt;[[Strong Sad]]&lt;br&gt;[[Homsar]]&lt;br&gt;[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Duties''' || [[The Battle of Strong Badia|Invading]] [[Strong Badia]]&lt;br&gt;[[Labor Dabor|Monitoring]] [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|Orange Wooden Spoon]] (Colonels only)&lt;br&gt;[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> The '''Homestarmy''' is a &quot;[[Lack of Visible Arms|No-armed]] fighting force&quot; led by Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] (pronounced &quot;col-o-nel&quot; by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation &quot;ker-nel&quot;). The Homestarmy was initially founded to invade and conquer [[Strong Badia]] as a means for Homestar to take revenge on Strong Bad's increasing popularity. Homestar claims that membership is limited to those with guts and determination, as well as a deposit of five dollars. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often. <br /> <br /> [[Image:Fallen_Ben.PNG|thumb|left|200px|&quot;Don't you die on me!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Their enthusiastic invasion of Strong Badia resulted in the awkward military fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Style|Third-Style]] [[Frank Bennedetto|Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad. <br /> <br /> With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]], ensuring that no one worked on [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]].<br /> <br /> Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the [[more armies|Vaguely Military Career Fair]], saying that he was looking for people that came from &quot;a long line of five bucks-havers&quot;. <br /> <br /> Later, the Homestarmy led the [[Strong Badia the Free|Invasion of the King of Town's castle]]; however, his help wasn't really needed, as the &quot;invasion&quot; lasted only five minutes. After that, everyone quit except for Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and Homestar. (Painting of a guy with a Big Knife wasn't in this game, and according to the game Frank Benedetto died in [[army]].<br /> <br /> It appears that [[Orange Bowl and Spoon|orange Tupperware bowls]] are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their &quot;fluoride sting&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Members==<br /> ===Battle of Strong Badia===<br /> *[[Homestar Runner]] - [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)<br /> *[[Frank Bennedetto]] - Third-Style [[Wikipedia:Private (rank)|Private]]<br /> *[[Homsar]] - Rank Unknown<br /> *[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] - Rank Unknown<br /> *[[Strong Sad]] - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling &quot;Hold the line!&quot; after Homestar ordered a retreat.<br /> ===Invasion of the King of Town's Castle===<br /> *[[Homestar Runner]] - [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)<br /> *[[Strong Bad]] - Second-in-Command<br /> *[[The Cheat]] (defected to [[the Municipality]])<br /> *[[Strong Sad]]<br /> *[[Homsar]] (defected to the Municipality)<br /> *[[Pom Pom]] (undercover)<br /> *[[Strong Mad]]<br /> *[[Coach Z]] (defected to the Municipality)<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]<br /> *[[Labor Dabor]]<br /> *[[Wallpaper]]: [[HR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|armywallpaper3.jpg]]<br /> *Email [[more armies]]<br /> *[[Strong Badia the Free]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Homestarmy|*]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Badia]]<br /> [[Category:Organizations]]</div> Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:20:09 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homestarmy http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCCC | codebkgd=#15317E | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Internet Explorer Logo.png|53px]] | msg=This user used to contribute using '''[[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer|Internet Explorer]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=WP | msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:YourUserName|Wikipedia]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#555555 | codecolor=gold | code=NG | msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:gold;&quot;&gt;This user has a '''Newgrounds Account'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=EM | msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=KID | msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}<br /> <br /> {userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R website in '''2006'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki in '''2007'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#0000EE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Flag of the United States.png|50px]] | msg=This user is an '''[[Wikipedia:United States|American]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[anything]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' emails the best.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 3 - 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They can do it twelve times!}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strongbad email.exe Disc 5.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=CUST | msg=This user likes to customize user boxes.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:sterrance.png|50px]]|msg=This user wants a '''[[Sterrance]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> == HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that we are all songs from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!<br /> <br /> == My Favorite Tonns 'n' such==<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite E-mails''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. anything<br /> <br /> 2. monument<br /> <br /> 3. army<br /> <br /> 4. the paper<br /> <br /> 5. Accent<br /> <br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Big Toons''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. Date Nite<br /> <br /> 2. Bug in Mouth Disease<br /> <br /> 3. Where's the Cheat<br /> <br /> 4. Shopping for Danger<br /> <br /> 5. Cool Things<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Shorts''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. The System is Down<br /> <br /> 2. Fluffy Puff Commercial<br /> <br /> 3. The Interview<br /> <br /> 4. Commandos in the Classroom<br /> <br /> 5. 500 The Cheats<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Holiday Toons'''===<br /> <br /> 1. Homestar Presents: Presents<br /> <br /> 2. Halloween Potion-ma-jig<br /> <br /> 3. A Mother's Day Message<br /> <br /> 4. Under Construction<br /> <br /> 5. Happy Fireworks<br /> <br /> If only I could transcribe this much info on a grain of rice :-(.</div> Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:15:55 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{userboxtop}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCCC | codebkgd=#15317E | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Internet Explorer Logo.png|53px]] | msg=This user used to contribute using '''[[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer|Internet Explorer]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#ED9121 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Ffox.png|53px]] | msg=This user contributes using '''[[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=WP | msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:YourUserName|Wikipedia]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#333333 | codebkgd=#555555 | codecolor=gold | code=NG | msg=&lt;span style=&quot;color:gold;&quot;&gt;This user has a '''Newgrounds Account'''.&lt;/span&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFFFF | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=EM | msg=This user has an '''Email address'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=KID | msg=This user is under '''13 years old'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''right handed'''}}<br /> <br /> {userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#30F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R website in '''2006'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#FC3 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#39F | codecolor=#F00 | code=200X | msg=This user discovered the H*R Wiki in '''2007'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#F00 | mainbkgd=#FFF | codebkgd=#0000EE | codecolor=#FFF | code=[[Image:Flag of the United States.png|50px]] | msg=This user is an '''[[Wikipedia:United States|American]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=navy | mainbkgd=lightsteelblue | codebkgd=lightgray | codecolor=black | code=[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|47px]] | msg=This user lives in '''[[Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[anything]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#C9C9C9 | codebkgd=#000000 | codecolor=#00FF00 | code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]] | msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' emails the best.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 3 - 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They can do it twelve times!}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strongbad email.exe Disc 5.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]'''.}}<br /> <br /> {{userbox | border=#00008B | mainbkgd=#F5F5F5 | codebkgd=#0000CD | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=CUST | msg=This user likes to customize user boxes.}}<br /> <br /> |}<br /> <br /> == HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that we are all songs from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!<br /> <br /> == My Favorite Tonns 'n' such==<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite E-mails''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. anything<br /> <br /> 2. monument<br /> <br /> 3. army<br /> <br /> 4. the paper<br /> <br /> 5. Accent<br /> <br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Big Toons''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. Date Nite<br /> <br /> 2. Bug in Mouth Disease<br /> <br /> 3. Where's the Cheat<br /> <br /> 4. Shopping for Danger<br /> <br /> 5. Cool Things<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Shorts''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. The System is Down<br /> <br /> 2. Fluffy Puff Commercial<br /> <br /> 3. The Interview<br /> <br /> 4. Commandos in the Classroom<br /> <br /> 5. 500 The Cheats<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Holiday Toons'''===<br /> <br /> 1. Homestar Presents: Presents<br /> <br /> 2. Halloween Potion-ma-jig<br /> <br /> 3. A Mother's Day Message<br /> <br /> 4. Under Construction<br /> <br /> 5. Happy Fireworks<br /> <br /> If only I could transcribe this much info on a grain of rice :-(.</div> Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:12:59 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;A BIG Edit to my userpage</p> <hr /> <div>== HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!<br /> <br /> == My Favorite Tonns 'n' such==<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite E-mails''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. anything<br /> <br /> 2. monument<br /> <br /> 3. army<br /> <br /> 4. the paper<br /> <br /> 5. Accent<br /> <br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Big Toons''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. Date Nite<br /> <br /> 2. Bug in Mouth Disease<br /> <br /> 3. Where's the Cheat<br /> <br /> 4. Shopping for Danger<br /> <br /> 5. Cool Things<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Shorts''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. The System is Down<br /> <br /> 2. Fluffy Puff Commercial<br /> <br /> 3. The Interview<br /> <br /> 4. Commandos in the Classroom<br /> <br /> 5. 500 The Cheats<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Holiday Toons'''===<br /> <br /> 1. Homestar Presents: Presents<br /> <br /> 2. Halloween Potion-ma-jig<br /> <br /> 3. A Mother's Day Message<br /> <br /> 4. Under Construction<br /> <br /> 5. Happy Fireworks<br /> <br /> If only I could transcribe this much info on a grain of rice :-(.</div> Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:22:29 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;A BIG Edit to my userpage</p> <hr /> <div>== HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!<br /> <br /> == '''My Favorite Tonns 'n' such'''==<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite E-mails''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. anything<br /> 2. monument<br /> 3. army<br /> 4. the paper<br /> 5. Accent<br /> <br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Big Toons''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. Date Nite<br /> 2. Bug in Mouth Disease<br /> 3. Where's the Cheat<br /> 4. Shopping for Danger<br /> 5. Cool Things<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Shorts''' ===<br /> <br /> 1. The System is Down<br /> 2. Fluffy Puff Commercial<br /> 3. The Interview<br /> 4. Commandos in the Classroom<br /> 5. 500 The Cheats<br /> <br /> === '''My Favorite Holiday Toons'''===<br /> <br /> 1. Homestar Presents: Presents<br /> 2. Halloween Potion-ma-jig<br /> 3. A Mother's Day Message<br /> 4. Under Construction<br /> 5. Happy Fireworks<br /> <br /> If only I could transcribe this much info on a grain of irce :-(.</div> Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:21:34 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;A BIG Edit to my userpage</p> <hr /> <div>== HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!<br /> <br /> <br /> == '''My Favorite E-mails''' ==<br /> <br /> 1. anything<br /> 2. monument<br /> 3. army<br /> 4. the paper<br /> 5. Accent<br /> <br /> <br /> == '''My Favorite Big Toons''' ==<br /> <br /> 1. Date Nite<br /> 2. Bug in Mouth Disease<br /> 3. Where's the Cheat<br /> 4. Shopping for Danger<br /> 5. Cool Things<br /> <br /> == '''My Favorite Shorts''' ==<br /> <br /> 1. The System is Down<br /> 2. Fluffy Puff Commercial<br /> 3. The Interview<br /> 4. Commandos in the Classroom<br /> 5. 500 The Cheats<br /> <br /> == '''My Favorite Holiday Toons'''==<br /> <br /> 1. Homestar Presents: Presents<br /> 2. Halloween Potion-ma-jig<br /> 3. A Mother's Day Message<br /> 4. Under Construction<br /> 5. Happy Fireworks<br /> <br /> If only I could transcribe this much info on a grain of irce :-(.</div> Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:20:15 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/buried <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|191}}<br /> [[Image:sbemail_191_screenshot_2.png|thumb|&quot;Uh, is there anyway I can unhear the last few sentences? Or years of my life?&quot;]]<br /> <br /> What is under...Strong Badia?<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]], {{film|The King of Town}} (audio only, Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 3, 2008<br /> <br /> '''Running Time: ''' 3:55<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants, who's checkin' emails with his pants! ''{brings up the email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Ancient Ruins?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins&lt;br /&gt;<br /> buried deep under Strong Badia?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Paul M. Pasquella<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> ''{reads &quot;Pasquella&quot; as &quot;Pathquaya&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Pauly Pasqually, I know for sure there's a lotta ''something'' buried deep under Strong Badia. Mainly cause I rent out the dirt to unsavory characters in need of a place to stash, ditch, or make disappear, the evidence of their choice. ''{clears screen}'' I never really thought that there might be ancient ruins down there, though. I think this calls for America's coolest children's game show consolation prize: the metal detector! ''{music starts playing}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a blackboard with &quot;SLOP! MESS! QUIZ!&quot; written on it}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And our stupid contestants will receive the [[Taranchula]] brand Black Metal Detec-tor! ''{While he speaks, Taranchula's logo and the metal detector appear, followed by Videlectrix Kidx logo.}'' From Videlectrix Kidx..sx!<br /> <br /> ''{Picture of Schenkel McDoo giving an &quot;OK&quot; sign moves in}''<br /> <br /> '''SCHENKEL MCDOO:''' ''{voice}'' Yah, guys, maybe find some coin! ''{words appear as he speaks}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and the Cheat are standing in a large, shallow depression in the dirt with a shovel nearby. The Cheat is wearing a pith helmet. Strong Bad is using the Taranchula metal detector.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{questioning The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Close up on Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I already told you, man! Where there's ruins, there's riches! And booby-traps we can steal ideas from!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to wide shot}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, saluting}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, let's do thiiiiiiiiiis! ''{ends on a high pitch}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad switches on metal detector and moves it around. The metal detector makes heavy metal beats in changing frequency}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, we're getting warm! ''{takes a step forward, the metal detector starts playing a guitar solo}'' We've got something, The Cheat!<br /> <br /> ''{He steps back and The Cheat sweeps the ground with a small brush. A small red object appears in the dirt.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping metal detector}'' It looks like the top of an enormous riches-filled structure! And wait, there's an inscription! ''{leans forward, reading}'' &quot;Col...donesdry...&quot; Must be the name of an ancient civilization!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to close-up of Strong Sad in front of the fence}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{raising finger}'' Uh, me again! I think that's just the cap of a bottle of ''{cut to bottle cap in the dirt}'' Cold Ones Dry. You could probably just pick it up.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to wide shot}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What, are you crazy? I'm not touching that thing! It's booby trapped! It'll shoot a bunch of poison-tipped witch doctors at me!<br /> <br /> ''{Close up of Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Riiiiiight. Or, it's just a bottle cap, and you're crazier than ever.<br /> <br /> ''{Close up of Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You may be half right, kid. ''{picks up metal detector}'' Now, help me find some dang riches. ''{cut to wide shot. Strong Bad starts moving the metal detector over the dirt again. The detector makes heavy metal beat in changing frequency.}'' Uh...uh... ''{metal detector plays guitar solo}'' Whoa! ''{Strong Bad drops to the ground}'' Check out this futuristic sheet of paper!<br /> <br /> ''{Close up of Strong Bad unfolding a sheet of metal foil with a picture of a smiling alien head with arms and legs and the caption &quot;BABBY ALIEN&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. My. Geez. I knew it! Strong Badia was originally colonized by extra-terrestrials! ''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}'' That explains why I'm so brilliant! And why all beings look the same except for slight differences in our foreheads!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to wide shot}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' No, that's just a piece of tin foil with a picture Strong Mad drew of you when you were little. ''{close up of Strong Sad}'' There's even a petrified chicken nugget in there that he left you. ''{As he talks, shot of Strong Bad pulling said nugget out of a fold in the foil's edge}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to wide shot}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping nugget}'' Quit ruining my ruins, Jarassic Dork! This clearly says &quot;Babby Alien&quot;. ''{close up}'' Which is probably the name of my true mother, who left me here as a young larva hundreds of years ago, until someone, I'm guessing an elderly oatmeal enthusiast, unwittingly disturbed my cocoon. ''{As he talks, the scene is described in a thought bubble by Strong Mad-style drawings}'' Oh, Babs! Why did you leave me stranded here?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to shot of Bubs standing to the side}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, sorry about that, Strong Bad. Was I supposed to come earlier?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide shot of Bubs and Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? No, I said &quot;Babs&quot;. ''&quot;Babs&quot;.''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Bubs, Babs, whatever. I take what I can get.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whahn?<br /> <br /> ''{Close up of Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Anyways, I'm here for my weekly, ''Ahem'', &quot;delivery&quot;. ''{indicates barrels of inTOXICatingly good WASTE beside him}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, just bury it wherever. ''{cut to close up}'' But if you uncover any ruins, or hot aliens, or riches, they're mine, OK?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide shot of Bubs and Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh, what about fellas named Rich?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-what? No, I don't know anyone named Rich.<br /> <br /> ''{Close up of Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' OK, good. ''{extreme close-up, with intensity}'' And he can stay where he is!<br /> <br /> ''{Wide shot}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, is there anyway I can unhear the last few sentences? ''{close up}'' Or years of my life?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Lappy}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, no, Pascual Perez, there are no ancient ruins under Strong Badia. Or, at least, not one foot under Strong Badia. Digging is hard, man! Did you ever try to dig a hole? It's not all wipes and montages like in the movies. It takes forever! But who knows what wonders lie, say, one-and-a-half feet beneath Strong Badia? Or, dare I say it, a few feet beneath Strong Badia. Why it staggers the bad imagination.<br /> <br /> ''{An illustration of what might be a few feet under Strong Badia moves onscreen. After a moment, the [[New Paper]] comes down}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> [[Image:Not-The-Police Card.png|thumb|&quot;Your friendly neighborhood Not-The Police&quot;]]<br /> *Click on the text &quot;rent out the dirt&quot; after Strong Bad types it to see Strong Bad's business card.<br /> *At the end, click on the box of peas in the &quot;impenetrable diaper crust&quot; to hear The King of Town describe how he'd like to eat the various layers of the Earth:<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, that thing looks delicious! I'll take two slices of that, a piece of the igneous pie, and a molten core tart.&lt;br&gt;<br /> :'''LADY:''' Oh, that looks sinful!<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Shut up, lady!<br /> *Also at the end, click on &quot;coldonesdry&quot; to see a promo for Cold Ones Dry:<br /> :''{A Cold Ones Dry bottle cap slowly moves across a purple background}''<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER''': Cold Ones Dry, the official beverage of Taranchula.<br /> :''{A picture of Schenkel McDoo appears with a word balloon reading what he's about to say}''<br /> :'''SCHENKEL MCDOO''': Yah guys, Yold Ones Vry!<br /> :'''ANNOUNCER''': That's right Sven, learn to speak American.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Strong Bad believes that his parents aer aliens in this Strong Bad E-Mail, but he showed us a picture of his parents (Even if it was hidden under [[Le Restige]] in [[The Chair]].<br /> **On the other hand, the picture of Strong Bad's parents might've been of the aliens, but that is illogical, because he must've known that before this e-mal, in which he discovers this.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *After Strong Bad clears the screen following the business card Easter egg, the egg is still available for a few seconds by clicking the empty space.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Bad references [[pants]] at the beginning.<br /> *The metal detector is made by [[Videlectrix]] Kidx.<br /> *The bottle cap is from a bottle of [[Cold One|Cold Ones]] Dry.<br /> *Buried underground in one of the bottom layers is what appears to be [[Homeschool Winner]]'s skull, a reference to his [[death]] from [[Sample of Style]].<br /> *The lady who says &quot;That looks sinful&quot; in the Easter egg previously appeared in the email [[bottom 10]], describing a &quot;Chocolardiac Arrest&quot;.<br /> *The King of Town says &quot;[[Shut Up, Lady|Shut up, lady!]]&quot; in the Easter egg.<br /> *The crate of peas in the top layer was where Strong Bad hoped the King of Town would be trapped in the email [[different town]].<br /> *Bubs seems to be hiding the [[death]] of some fellow named Rich, whose coffin can be seen at the end of the email.<br /> *Strong Bad believes his [[parents]] are aliens.<br /> *The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] for Cold Ones Dry was previously heard during the [[business trip]] and [[nightlife]] Easter eggs.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *Strong Bad's line about beings with different foreheads refers to the Klingons (and other such alternate species) of ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. More specifically, it refers to the plot of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode 'The Chase', in which the Enterprise crew discover a message from an ancient race who claim to have seeded the galaxy with other races that look like them, including humans and Klingons.<br /> *&quot;Jurassic Dork&quot; refers to ''[[Wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]]'', a novel by Michael Crichton which later became a [[Wikipedia:Jurassic Park franchise|movie series]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pascual Pérez (baseball)|Pascual Pérez]] was a major league pitcher.<br /> *Sleestaks are ancient reptilian creatures from ''[[Wikipedia:Land of the Lost|The Land of the Lost]]'', which [[The Poopsmith]] has dressed up as in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and [[TrogdorCon '97]].<br /> *The cocoon uncovered by an old oatmeal enthusiast is a reference to Wilford Brimley in [[Wikipedia:Cocoon (film)|Cocoon]]. [[Wikipedia:Wilford Brimley|Wilford Brimley]] was also known for his Quaker Oatmeal commercials.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Black metal|Black metal]] is a style of heavy metal music.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|191|13681}}<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}</div> Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:22:41 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:buried http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Big Toon|jailcartoon|Parsnips A-Plenty|Shopping for Danger}}<br /> [[Image:StrongBadIsInJailCartoon.jpg|thumb|Oh No, we've been found out!]]<br /> <br /> After escaping from jail, Strong Bad and The Cheat try to pull off &quot;one last job&quot; before retirement.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Biscuit Dough Hands Man}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[Jail]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Smoky Office]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 22, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:00<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' The Bighouse!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open with the silhouette of Bubs' Concession Stand at night, and the woods behind it. Strong Bad and The Cheat, clad in black, sneak up to the back of the stand. They glance around to make sure nobody's watching.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You said it, The Cheat. Once we get our hands on Bubs's fundraiser candy bars, our troubles will be ''over''! We can retire, maybe get a little place in Strong Badia, I dunno.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, remember the drill: go straight for the crispy crackly ones. Don't waste your time on them plain ol' chocolates. Those things are fool's gold! Okay, hand me the explosives.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hands Strong Bad a bunch of [[Fthoom-Bang]] brand bottle rockets duct-taped together, then lights them with the [[BMW Lighter]]. Strong Bad sets them against the back door of Bubs' stand, and they both take cover. The rockets launch and fireworks explode in the sky.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to remove the ''fthoom''! ''{The Cheat covers his face}'' All we needed was the ''bang''!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar Runner arrives, making car-alarm siren noises.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Weh ooh weh ooh weh ooh weh...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, we've been found ou&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, we've&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mamp! Mamp! Mamp! Mamp!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DooooooooDEEEEEEEEEEdooooooooDEEEEEEEEEE!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{exasperated}'' Oh no we've been found out.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z walks up behind them}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' I mighta guessed you was behind all this!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z, get these low-lifes out of my sight&lt;!--it's &quot;sight,&quot; not &quot;sights&quot;--&gt;!<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z starts dragging them off}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat, tel-tell him that he set you up. ''{The Cheat starts squealing with him}'' YOU SET ME UP!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to title sequence. Mugshots of Strong Bad appear along with the titles. '''&quot;THE BROTHERS CHAPS PRESENT&quot;''' '''&quot;THE FIRST CARTOON IN A WHILE&quot;''' '''&quot;WE LIKE TO CALL IT&quot;''' '''&quot;STRONG BAD IS IN JAIL CARTOON&quot;''' '''&quot;MISSY AND MATT ON VOCALS&quot;''' '''&quot;MIKE ON DRUMS&quot;''' Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a table writing a letter and narrating.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Dear Prisoner Number 5408, aka Strong Bad, aka Professor Tor Coolguy, I can only hope your incarceration turns your life around as much as it has mine. I feel... cooler, and... less like I suck so bad. I've made some changes around the house. Your computer room is now my Tai Chi space. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room, where Strong Sad has set up calligraphy scrolls, Taijitu (Yin Yang symbols), and a candle, while he performs tai chi.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Hai-toh... Beng... Gait! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to him writing}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have a ''{[[Foreign Words|enunciates heavily]]}'' baklava in the oven. Hoping you don't get shivved, Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to jail, which is just a cardboard box with seven slits cut in it sitting in the field. Strong Mad is visiting, and Strong Bad has a hairnet on. Judging by the tally marks on the inside of the cell, they've been there a week.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta get us outta the joint, man! I don't think The Cheat is gonna make it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Cheat, who's frothing at the mouth and has hair sticking all over the place, going crazy. He's standing by three metal cans marked Food, Water, and Eww.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' WRAH!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad lifts up the box}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet lady freedom! Let's make out!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat wipes off the froth and fixes his hair.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound like &quot;Let's make out!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shut up! What, are you horning in on my girl? Only I get to make out with&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{corrective The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right. The escaping.<br /> <br /> ''{They run off. Strong Mad puts the box down and stands there for a while, blinking, before holding up a yellow jackhammer labeled &quot;JACK HAMMA!&quot; smashed into a yellow cake with pink icing and put on a plate.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Marzipan is reading a newspaper, and Homestar walks up to her.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, lady.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, did you know that crime is on the rise?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, no. Is it?&lt;!-- According to the DVD, this is the line. Please do not change it. --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Yes, things are very serious now. So what are you going to do to protect me?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, I could put a dash between &quot;Homestar&quot; and &quot;Runner&quot; from now on.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Really? You'd do that for me?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' No, of course not.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan frowns and glares. Strong Bad and The Cheat run past in the distance, carrying off the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, The Cheat, we struck it rich this time! Now we can retire to ''da MOOOOOOOOOOOON''!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside police headquarters. Coach Z and Bubs are doing a police sketch of the thief of the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Okay...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ...red ol'...<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh-huh...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ...nasty ol' egg.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I see...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN''': And hands looked like biscuit dough!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh-huh. Is this the man?<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs holds up a sketch of a guy in a sweater with the number 7 on it with biscuit dough hands and a craggy face, looking nothing like Strong Bad. He has a speech bubble saying &quot;I did it!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are hiding out behind the fence, where they've stashed all their loot. Among their loot is a cookie jar that looks like Trivia Time, the framed picture titled &quot;Thank You&quot; from Marzipan's house, and some bags labeled &quot;some savings&quot;. The Cheat is wearing the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat! Quit being such an old The Cheat. We gotta come out of retirement for this one last job.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{replies}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Nononono, nononono! It's like this: the ransom money becomes the new retirement money. And the retirement money becomes the new college fund. And the college fund... eh, we blow on a really tricked-out van.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat ponders, then agrees. Strong Bad turns aside and starts talking to himself}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yes! Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion. No living The Cheat can resist the P.O.P.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hang on, I'm not done yet! ''{turns aside again}'' And eh... um... okay I was done. Let's go.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of the King of Town's castle, nighttime. The King of Town arrives home.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Poopsmith, I'm home! Man, I feel like some serious biscuit dough. Poopsmith? ''{goes outside}'' Poopsmith! <br /> <br /> ''{Goes to the pile of whatsit. The shovel is there, the pile is there, the Poopsmith is not.}'' <br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Poopsmith?! ''{Zoom in on the shovel}''<br /> <br /> '''BACKGROUND VOICES:''' Dun-dun-DUN!<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' THEY'VE STOLEN MY POOPSMITH!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are out there, and Homestar has a flashlight.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Pom Pom, the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him. We're your first and last line of defense! Only ''you'' can prevent scouting! Boy, do we need forest fires!<br /> <br /> ''{turns around for a second, and then turns back to Pom Pom}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-ha! Pom Pom! ''{clicks the flashlight on and shines it in his face}'' What are you doing out past curfew?<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{perplexed bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't play games with me, Roundy-Man! Just who are you working with?<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, eh? Sounds like a no-goodnik to me!<br /> <br /> ''{Starts clicking the light on and off in Pom Pom's face, who's now very annoyed.}''<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{annoyed bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar sniffs him}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom... did you step in something?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia, daytime, behind the fence. Frank Bennedetto, an iPod, and the Poopsmith are the latest additions to Strong Bad's stash, the Poopsmith being tied-up and duct-taped across the mouth.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, doodie-man. It's time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum. The Cheat! Ready with the viderocamera! <br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{holds up a camera with &quot;property of kevin&quot; written on it. He begins filming.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, hang on! Almost forgot to disguise my identity. ''{puts on a red ski mask with a cutout for his nose}'' Now we're ready. Attention, whatever weirdos are concerned about the Poopsmith!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Oh, hey Strong Bad. ''{camera pans to see Homestar standing right there, Pom Pom close behind}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What the&amp;mdash;? Aww, holy ''crap''! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon! How'd you find us?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We followed this mysterious trail the Poopsmith left!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Eww!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That, and we got an anonymous tip from Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad peeks out from behind the fence}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I told them you were behind the fence.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You sold me out. You sold me out! The Cheat, tell him that he... Oh, never mind.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z and Bubs walk up}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, man! It's just Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Once again, Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers.<br /> <br /> ''{They grab Strong Bad and The Cheat and drag them off, The Cheat making The Cheat noises in protest}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, kids and people, it just goes to show, Strong Sad doing tai chi is really, really funny.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad peeks out from behind the fence again}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? It was! ''{Homestar starts imitating Strong Sad's tai chi}'' You were all like Pah-ku-lah! Honh! Pwing!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks in with a plate full of baklava}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Who wants some ''bak-a-lava''? ''{the cartoon fades out}'' ''Baka-mah-lava'', anybody?<br /> <br /> ''{The cartoon sits at the &quot;THE END&quot; screen for a while, then fades in to Marzipan's Answering Machine.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{on the answering machine}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the answering machine}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Professor Tor Coolguy! I was just calling to see if you'd be interested in PREPARING FOR YOUR ''DOOM''!! Er...e... not really calling to see, uh... I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh... you should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to jail. Strong Mad is still outside the jail.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding the can of 'eww' as if it were a tin-can telephone}'' Ho-ho! Great idea, The Cheat. Even on the inside, Professor Tor Coolguy cannot be stopped!<br /> <br /> '''BACKGROUND VOICES:''' Dun-dun-DUN!<br /> <br /> ''{the cartoon fades out again, back to the &quot;THE END&quot; page. After a while, it cuts to Strong Badia at nighttime, behind the fence. The loot isn't there anymore, but The Poopsmith is, tied-up, with duct-tape over his mouth. After a while, Homestar Runner walks up to him, clicking the flashlight on and off in his face.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, buster, move it along here! Nothing to see, nothing to see! ''{continues to click the flashlight on and off in his face for a while, then pauses, then pulls out the sketch of Biscuit-Dough Hands Man}'' Is this you?<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *&quot;Shivved&quot; is prison slang for being stabbed. A &quot;[[Wikipedia:Shiv (weapon)|shiv]]&quot; is an improvised sharp knife-like weapon made in prison.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Baklava|Baklava]] is a Turkish dessert, popular in Greece. A recipe for it can be found at [http://www.eatgreektonight.com/recipes/desserts/baklava.html EatGreekTonight.com].<br /> *The line &quot;I thought I smelled bacon&quot; refers to the derogatory term &quot;pigs&quot; for police. Phrases like this were often used on police or detective TV shows in the '70s by criminals and shady informants when the police show up unexpectedly.<br /> *Strong Mad baked a cake with a [[Jack Hamma|jack hammer]] in it for Strong Bad and The Cheat. It is a common cliché in movies for someone to bake a cake with a file in it and give it to a relative in prison so that they can use the file to break out.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The stolen goods that Strong Bad and The Cheat have stashed behind the fence were:<br /> **[[The King of Town]]'s Crown<br /> **The Poopsmith<br /> **The [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]] Cookie Jar<br /> **[[Senor Cardgage]]'s [[Aldi Bag]]<br /> **[[Strong Sad's iPod]]<br /> **Pom Pom's [[Pom Pilot]]<br /> **[[Frank Bennedetto]] of the [[Homestarmy]]<br /> **The &quot;Thank You&quot; sign from Marzipan's living room<br /> **Bags of &quot;some savings&quot;<br /> *The [[Periodicals|newspaper]] Marzipan is reading says:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''The Latest News'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;It's all true. All the&lt;br&gt;rumors are true. The&lt;br&gt;crime is on the rise&lt;br&gt;in our very own&lt;br&gt;town. Trust me on&lt;br&gt;this one. I know&lt;br&gt;what I'm talking&lt;br&gt;about. No, wait. I&lt;br&gt;don't. I make stuff&lt;br&gt;up sometimes.&lt;br&gt;That's cool, though,&lt;br&gt;right? Good. I'll&lt;br&gt;keep doing it then.&lt;br&gt;It's a lot easy&lt;!-- sic --&gt; than&lt;br&gt;fact checking. That&lt;br&gt;stuff can be&lt;br&gt;annoying.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> **This is then repeated eight times to fill up the paper.<br /> *After The Poopsmith is captured, Strong Sad's iPod is present behind Strong Bad near the fence. The screen of this device says:<br /> **playlists<br /> **songs<br /> **settings<br /> *The title of the page is &quot;The Bighouse!&quot;. At one time, however, when the toon first appeared, the title was &quot;Compy 386!!&quot; just like a [[Strong Bad Email]]. This was fixed and changed to &quot;The Bighouse!&quot; within the first day.<br /> *The Fireworks are called &quot;Fthoom-Bang Brand bottle rockets&quot;.<br /> *If you zoom in on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in [[Computer Room|Strong Bad's computer room]] during Strong Sad's tai chi, it reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#shogun|shogun]]&quot;. This complements all the East-Asian&amp;ndash;related furnishings in the room.<br /> *The [[Glossary#V|Videro]] camera says &quot;Property of [[Kevin]].&quot;<br /> *Every main character except [[Homsar]] appears in this cartoon.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The [[opening credits]] refer to this as the &quot;FIRST CARTOON IN A WHILE,&quot; and rightly so, since the last one was [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]], made a year-and-a-half earlier.<br /> [[Image:reversed pom pilot.png|thumb|200px|He likes talking to his &quot;seidal&quot;]] <br /> *Pom Pom's [[Pom Pilot]]'s screen is flashing. The screen is also reversed, so if you freeze the toon when the screen is on and zoom in, you can see the icons for &quot;Internet,&quot; &quot;Solitaire,&quot; and &quot;The Ladies&quot; on the wrong side of the screen and with the words backwards. There is also a blank spot in the place where the &quot;e-mail&quot; icon was seen in [[the bird]].<br /> *The ruler Strong Bad stands next to in his prison photo indicates he's less than 4 feet tall.<br /> *The Poopsmith's mouth is duct-taped shut, despite his vow of silence.<br /> *Strong Bad is wearing a hairnet when he is in &quot;jail&quot;, but he has no hair, as he said in [[haircut]].<br /> *According to the markings on the wall of the jail, The Cheat and Strong Bad have been in jail for about a week.<br /> *In the beginning, when The Cheat and Strong Bad are sneaking over to Bubs' Concession Stand, the noise of their walking sounds like gravel, but once the camera zooms in, it's grass.<br /> *As Coach Z is dragging The Cheat and Strong Bad to jail, Strong Bad's feet make mud tracks, yet The Cheat's feet leave no tracks. This could possibly be explained by the fact that The Cheat is lighter.<br /> *The [[Bear holding a Shark]] is missing from behind the fence.<br /> *Homestar's flashlight makes two clicks when he turns it on and off, yet it appears to have a switch, which would make only one click.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *Strong Bad's shadow in the concession stand's door shows him without his balaclava.<br /> *During the scene with Homestar and Pom Pom trying to find the Poopsmith, the Homestar and Pom Pom sprites are shown at full brightness, even though it's dark outside, and even though Homestar was shown in the dark earlier in the cartoon at 75% brightness.<br /> *In one of the mugshots, Strong Bad's right eye is smaller than his left.<br /> *The Doorknob to the concession stand overlaps the doorframe, so assuming that there is a knob on the other side, the door wouldn't be able to open at all.<br /> *When Coach Z walks in after Strong Bad says &quot;You sold me out&quot;, and then when he walks out, the Z on his medallion is backwards.<br /> *The screen on the Pom Pilot in the scene with the Poopsmith tied up behind the fence is mirrored from normal.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The phrase &quot;We can retire to [[The Moon|the MOOOooooooooooooon!]]&quot; is a reference to [[personal favorites]].<br /> *Homestar's first Tai-Chi pose is the same pose old-timey Homestar does in one of the movies for [[Kick the Can]] and [[20X6 vs. 1936]]<br /> *The bags of &quot;some savings&quot; are the same bags as &quot;the payoff&quot; bag in [[unused emails]].<br /> *Strong Bad calling The Poopsmith &quot;doodie-man&quot; is another example of [[&quot;Man&quot; pronounced as &quot;m'n&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Tai chi chuan|Tai Chi]] is &quot;an internal Chinese martial art often practiced with the aim of promoting health and longevity.&quot;<br /> **The characters in the background as Strong Sad is practicing Tai Chi are, on the left, the three characters for Tai Chi (Mandarin taijiquan), and on the right, the two characters for [[Wikipedia:Qigong|Qigong]], a system of motion and breathing similar to Tai Chi.<br /> *Homestar's quote &quot;Only ''you'' can prevent scouting! Boy do we need forest fires!&quot; is a take off of a popular commercial featuring [[Wikipedia:Smokey the Bear|Smokey the Bear]], a sophisticated bear who acts as a forest ranger and taught about fire safety when camping in the woods in all of his commercials. His main catchphrase at the end of all of his commercials was &quot;Only YOU can prevent forest fires!&quot; Since 2001, Smokey's catchphrase has been &quot;Only YOU can prevent wildfires!&quot; to reflect the United States Forest Service changing the emphasis of their policy on forest fires from absolute prevention to controlled burning.<br /> **Homestar may also be confusing [[Wikipedia:Scouting|The Boy Scouts of America]] with Smokey Bear commercials. &quot;Boy, do we need scouting!&quot; is a quote attributed to former President and Eagle Scout [[Wikipedia: Gerald Ford|Gerald Ford]].<br /> *Prof. Tor Coolguy is a sort of play on [[Wikipedia:Characters in Guilty Gear#Sol Badguy|Sol Badguy]], a character from [[Wikipedia:Guilty Gear|Guilty Gear]].<br /> *The Cheat's &quot;Henchman&quot; shirt at the start of this cartoon seems to be a homage to the shirts worn by the henchmen on the old '60s &quot;[[Batman]]&quot; show. The villains' lackeys wore shirts with their cheesy codename on them. The shirts were almost always black with plain white lettering.<br /> *The series of sirens and buzzes that Homestar Runner makes when he discovers Strong Bad and The Cheat (each time interrupting Strong Bad as he tries to say &quot;Oh no, we've been found out&quot;) is a takeoff on a well-known car alarm.<br /> *Strong Bad wearing a hairnet while incarcerated is a nod to ''[[Wikipedia:O Brother, Where Art Thou?|O Brother, Where Art Thou?]]'' and the character Ulysses Everet McGill's wearing a hairnet to sleep.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The newspaper Marzipan was reading in this cartoon was used again in [[secret recipes]].<br /> *In the Email [[other days]], Strong Bad mentions his arrest.<br /> *Strong Bad's plans to use the &quot;college fund&quot; to buy a &quot;really tricked-out van&quot; is later reused in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]], in which it's revealed that he has a &quot;master plan&quot; to &quot;buy a custom conversion van&quot;.<br /> *The Fthoom-Bang brand bottle rockets reappear in [[Date Nite]].<br /> *Professor Coolguy supplies Coolguy's Law in [[slumber party]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> *The scene with the Poopsmith is made into a separate, selectable egg instead of a waiting egg.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Take it away, Ryan.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan Sterritt's gonna do this whole commentary by himself!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Ohhh... I am... I like the fireworks that are coming up. Not saying that much, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You're on your own, man.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I'm on my own here. It's gonna be a good one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan's visibly nervous, guys.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, we won't make him&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We'll bail him out.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Bail me out like I'm in jail.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike cheer.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Apropos! &lt;!--Pronounced &quot;AP-roh-POH&quot;, a Francified form of &quot;Appropriate&quot;--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This guy's like... Spartus attack.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' So The Cheat is wearing, uh, one of the Henchman sweaters that he borrowed from one of the Joker's Henchmen from the '60s Batman&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Movie this time!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Not from that one episode that everything else is from.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's true! That's true.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's from the Batman ''movie''.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some sweet shadow effects coming off from those flashes there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, you did those, good job.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'll tell the same story that I did on our first run of this commentary where there was this guy that parked next to the parking place that I rode to school in the car of in...?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ...to high school...? <br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Robert Frost!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uhh, anyways, and he had that very same car alarm that went through the different alarms and every day when we would leave school and kick his tires and set it off.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' As you should.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. What's a 16-year-old need with a car alarm living in Dunwoody, Georgia? That's what I want to know.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' What does a car alarm really get you?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, in these days you just ignore them.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' If movies tell me anything, it means nothing. You just drive off with the alarm going on and lay low for a while...across the border. ''{Commenting on &quot;Prisoner #5408}'' That's the street number of a friend of ours. A ''former'' street number of a friend of ours.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' A former ''friend'' of ours.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, no!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That guy... I don't even know who it is.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Umm... ''{Strong Sad is talking about Tai Chi}'' What's he playing there?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I can't even&amp;mdash; I can't even tell.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The disk in the diskette.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It might have been Shogun.<br /> <br /> ''{Unintelligible}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ...So you were, in the first run of the commentary, you also said there was an alternate take where it's not only his Tai Chi space but his Chai tea space.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's right. It was Quote of the Day recently.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh. That's a funny joke, Tai Chi and Chai tea.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{Strong Mad lifts up the jail and The Cheat fixes his fur.}'' Lookit&amp;mdash; did you see The Cheat grin, really Mike-animatidly fixes his hair in the background...&lt;!--sic last sentence--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's&amp;mdash; That's just mean. That's just mean-spirited.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'm just kidding. ''I'' might have even animated this whole part, I dunno.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I think ''I'' did, actually.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Jack Hamma! We should make, uh... sledge-hammer-type '70s TV show called Jack Hamma. What do you think of the &quot;Yeah, no&quot; phenomenon, Ryan, where if I'm asking you something and I say, &quot;Hey Ryan, did you see the new stuff about apple.com?&quot; And you say, &quot;Yeah, no!&quot; &quot;Uhh, they did ''this''.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' It's also like the &quot;I'm not sayin'; I'm just sayin'&quot; phenomenon.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Right, exactly.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I'm not sayin', but... I'm just sayin'.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You're clearly sayin'.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{chuckles}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat are running with the King of Town's crown.}'' Look at The Cheat moving there, he's just kind of gliding along!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Slithering.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Slytherin?&lt;!-- or &quot;Slitherin'?&quot; --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Shut up. ''{laughs}'' Um, so for some reason in this cartoon, Ryan...Homestar, Coach Z, and Bubs, and sort of Pom Pom are some kind of law...governing...agency. And no&amp;mdash; And never again really.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{Screen transition showing Strong Badia}'' Camera move.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, it was a nice camera move. Thanks. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Mondo.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's Trivia Time! They've taken Trivia Time from off of Marzipan and/or Homestar's kitchen shelf.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't think we've really established whose kitchen that is.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think people assume it's Marzipan's.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think it's Marzipan's.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Dude, I don't want to hint at any cohabitation here, okay?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{awkward pause}'' Me neither.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay! I'm with you! Um, so the tricked-out van, um, you see in that Strong Bad is a Bad Guy... Mario Paint cartoon.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He wants to get a custom conversion van. It's a recurring dream of his.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What do you think the King of Town's coming back from?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Feeding?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You think he's just coming back from&amp;mdash;?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, from the station.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Okay, he went directly home? You don't think he stopped anywhere in between?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Naw.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{quietly}'' Dun-dun-duh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hey let's all do it, all three of us. Ready?<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Dun-dun-duhh!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It sounds a little better with Ryan, doesn't it?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' The trio.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Do the&amp;mdash; Yeah, you do the high part, Ryan, this time.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Uh oh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Ready?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN &amp; MATT:''' Dun-dun&amp;mdash;!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Duhhh!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{high singing}'' Duhhh? ''{lower}'' Duhh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We're good, we're good.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Is that a real flashlight sound?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh, it is, it's from my Maglite.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Ooh. Is that one where you push in&amp;mdash;?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a little plungery-looking guy.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Mm-hmm.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' My six-cell Maglite. That I got for my twenty-fourth birthday.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Was there ever a Biscuit Dough Hands Man shirt?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nah, I wish there was.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. Let's do that. The Biscuit Dough Man on one side and Montenegro on the other side.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike and Ryan laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;Oh yes?&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Top-seller.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We would sell... one&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The three of us.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;to me! Oh, the three&amp;mdash; All three of us would buy it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Look, they stole that video tape&amp;mdash; that video ''camera'', rather, from Kevin. The same Kevin that called Marzipan, you think?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That ski mask gives Strong Bad magical reverb!<br /> <br /> ''{All laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' &amp;mdash;when he puts it on.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But&amp;mdash; No, it's not the ski mask because he's still got it on!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He turned it off! He turned it off.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, oh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Variable speed.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike chuckle.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Um, they stole Senor Cardgage's Aldi bag. So that's further&amp;mdash; further, uh, evidence that maybe Senor really exists.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;he does exist?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, if his Aldi bag full of candy bars is floating around out there. ''{pause}'' Uh, our niece used to do Homestar's impression of Strong Sad here a lot, and she would jump down on her knees here at the end, and I was always afraid she was gonna, like, break her knees or bruise her legs up real bad. ''{Homestar goes &quot;Pwing!&quot; and lands on his knees}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles a little}'' She would jump&amp;mdash;!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' She would do that really violently and we were like, &quot;What are you doing??&quot;, and finally she would tell us that she was doing her Homestar impression.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;of... Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{mocking Marzipan's &quot;Baka-mah-lava&quot; in a high voice}'' Mah-nah deh-teh-teh?? ''{Cartoon ends, more or less}'' So, we've got a bit more time here, guys.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, we do?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Tor Coolguy.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Tor Coolguy.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{softly}'' ohhh...<br /> <br /> ''{Pause. The gang mumbles at once, not knowing what to say.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is the last commentary we're doing on the DVD, guys!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Hey, good job guys!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We did a great job.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We all stepped up.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Round of applause?<br /> <br /> ''{They clap.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Wooo!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We gave our A-game.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We gave our A-game to them.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Hundred and ten...percent.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah...what else? The Cheat's all messed up again, already. ''{laughter}'' You put him in that box and his hair&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He's been in there for seven days!<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[List of crimes committed by Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:jailcartoon.html|watch &quot;Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:jailcartoon.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|jailcartoon}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Toons]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]</div> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:21:26 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Big Toon|jailcartoon|Parsnips A-Plenty|Shopping for Danger}}<br /> [[Image:StrongBadIsInJailCartoon.jpg|thumb|Getting his mugshots]]<br /> <br /> After escaping from jail, Strong Bad and The Cheat try to pull off &quot;one last job&quot; before retirement.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Biscuit Dough Hands Man}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[Jail]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Smoky Office]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 22, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:00<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' The Bighouse!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open with the silhouette of Bubs' Concession Stand at night, and the woods behind it. Strong Bad and The Cheat, clad in black, sneak up to the back of the stand. They glance around to make sure nobody's watching.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You said it, The Cheat. Once we get our hands on Bubs's fundraiser candy bars, our troubles will be ''over''! We can retire, maybe get a little place in Strong Badia, I dunno.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, remember the drill: go straight for the crispy crackly ones. Don't waste your time on them plain ol' chocolates. Those things are fool's gold! Okay, hand me the explosives.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat hands Strong Bad a bunch of [[Fthoom-Bang]] brand bottle rockets duct-taped together, then lights them with the [[BMW Lighter]]. Strong Bad sets them against the back door of Bubs' stand, and they both take cover. The rockets launch and fireworks explode in the sky.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I told you to remove the ''fthoom''! ''{The Cheat covers his face}'' All we needed was the ''bang''!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar Runner arrives, making car-alarm siren noises.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Weh ooh weh ooh weh ooh weh...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, we've been found ou&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP! DoooooooOOOOOOOOOOWIP!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, we've&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mamp! Mamp! Mamp! Mamp!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DooooooooDEEEEEEEEEEdooooooooDEEEEEEEEEE!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{exasperated}'' Oh no we've been found out.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z walks up behind them}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' I mighta guessed you was behind all this!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z, get these low-lifes out of my sight&lt;!--it's &quot;sight,&quot; not &quot;sights&quot;--&gt;!<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z starts dragging them off}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat, tel-tell him that he set you up. ''{The Cheat starts squealing with him}'' YOU SET ME UP!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to title sequence. Mugshots of Strong Bad appear along with the titles. '''&quot;THE BROTHERS CHAPS PRESENT&quot;''' '''&quot;THE FIRST CARTOON IN A WHILE&quot;''' '''&quot;WE LIKE TO CALL IT&quot;''' '''&quot;STRONG BAD IS IN JAIL CARTOON&quot;''' '''&quot;MISSY AND MATT ON VOCALS&quot;''' '''&quot;MIKE ON DRUMS&quot;''' Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a table writing a letter and narrating.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Dear Prisoner Number 5408, aka Strong Bad, aka Professor Tor Coolguy, I can only hope your incarceration turns your life around as much as it has mine. I feel... cooler, and... less like I suck so bad. I've made some changes around the house. Your computer room is now my Tai Chi space. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room, where Strong Sad has set up calligraphy scrolls, Taijitu (Yin Yang symbols), and a candle, while he performs tai chi.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Hai-toh... Beng... Gait! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to him writing}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have a ''{[[Foreign Words|enunciates heavily]]}'' baklava in the oven. Hoping you don't get shivved, Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to jail, which is just a cardboard box with seven slits cut in it sitting in the field. Strong Mad is visiting, and Strong Bad has a hairnet on. Judging by the tally marks on the inside of the cell, they've been there a week.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta get us outta the joint, man! I don't think The Cheat is gonna make it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Cheat, who's frothing at the mouth and has hair sticking all over the place, going crazy. He's standing by three metal cans marked Food, Water, and Eww.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' WRAH!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad lifts up the box}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet lady freedom! Let's make out!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat wipes off the froth and fixes his hair.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound like &quot;Let's make out!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shut up! What, are you horning in on my girl? Only I get to make out with&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{corrective The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right. The escaping.<br /> <br /> ''{They run off. Strong Mad puts the box down and stands there for a while, blinking, before holding up a yellow jackhammer labeled &quot;JACK HAMMA!&quot; smashed into a yellow cake with pink icing and put on a plate.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Marzipan is reading a newspaper, and Homestar walks up to her.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, lady.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, did you know that crime is on the rise?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, no. Is it?&lt;!-- According to the DVD, this is the line. Please do not change it. --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Yes, things are very serious now. So what are you going to do to protect me?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, I could put a dash between &quot;Homestar&quot; and &quot;Runner&quot; from now on.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Really? You'd do that for me?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' No, of course not.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan frowns and glares. Strong Bad and The Cheat run past in the distance, carrying off the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, The Cheat, we struck it rich this time! Now we can retire to ''da MOOOOOOOOOOOON''!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside police headquarters. Coach Z and Bubs are doing a police sketch of the thief of the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Okay...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ...red ol'...<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh-huh...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ...nasty ol' egg.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I see...<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN''': And hands looked like biscuit dough!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh-huh. Is this the man?<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs holds up a sketch of a guy in a sweater with the number 7 on it with biscuit dough hands and a craggy face, looking nothing like Strong Bad. He has a speech bubble saying &quot;I did it!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are hiding out behind the fence, where they've stashed all their loot. Among their loot is a cookie jar that looks like Trivia Time, the framed picture titled &quot;Thank You&quot; from Marzipan's house, and some bags labeled &quot;some savings&quot;. The Cheat is wearing the King of Town's crown.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat! Quit being such an old The Cheat. We gotta come out of retirement for this one last job.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{replies}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Nononono, nononono! It's like this: the ransom money becomes the new retirement money. And the retirement money becomes the new college fund. And the college fund... eh, we blow on a really tricked-out van.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat ponders, then agrees. Strong Bad turns aside and starts talking to himself}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yes! Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion. No living The Cheat can resist the P.O.P.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hang on, I'm not done yet! ''{turns aside again}'' And eh... um... okay I was done. Let's go.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of the King of Town's castle, nighttime. The King of Town arrives home.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Poopsmith, I'm home! Man, I feel like some serious biscuit dough. Poopsmith? ''{goes outside}'' Poopsmith! <br /> <br /> ''{Goes to the pile of whatsit. The shovel is there, the pile is there, the Poopsmith is not.}'' <br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Poopsmith?! ''{Zoom in on the shovel}''<br /> <br /> '''BACKGROUND VOICES:''' Dun-dun-DUN!<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' THEY'VE STOLEN MY POOPSMITH!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the field. Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are out there, and Homestar has a flashlight.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Pom Pom, the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him. We're your first and last line of defense! Only ''you'' can prevent scouting! Boy, do we need forest fires!<br /> <br /> ''{turns around for a second, and then turns back to Pom Pom}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-ha! Pom Pom! ''{clicks the flashlight on and shines it in his face}'' What are you doing out past curfew?<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{perplexed bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't play games with me, Roundy-Man! Just who are you working with?<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, eh? Sounds like a no-goodnik to me!<br /> <br /> ''{Starts clicking the light on and off in Pom Pom's face, who's now very annoyed.}''<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{annoyed bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar sniffs him}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom... did you step in something?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia, daytime, behind the fence. Frank Bennedetto, an iPod, and the Poopsmith are the latest additions to Strong Bad's stash, the Poopsmith being tied-up and duct-taped across the mouth.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, doodie-man. It's time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum. The Cheat! Ready with the viderocamera! <br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{holds up a camera with &quot;property of kevin&quot; written on it. He begins filming.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, hang on! Almost forgot to disguise my identity. ''{puts on a red ski mask with a cutout for his nose}'' Now we're ready. Attention, whatever weirdos are concerned about the Poopsmith!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Oh, hey Strong Bad. ''{camera pans to see Homestar standing right there, Pom Pom close behind}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What the&amp;mdash;? Aww, holy ''crap''! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon! How'd you find us?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We followed this mysterious trail the Poopsmith left!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Eww!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That, and we got an anonymous tip from Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad peeks out from behind the fence}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I told them you were behind the fence.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You sold me out. You sold me out! The Cheat, tell him that he... Oh, never mind.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z and Bubs walk up}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, man! It's just Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Once again, Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers.<br /> <br /> ''{They grab Strong Bad and The Cheat and drag them off, The Cheat making The Cheat noises in protest}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, kids and people, it just goes to show, Strong Sad doing tai chi is really, really funny.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad peeks out from behind the fence again}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? It was! ''{Homestar starts imitating Strong Sad's tai chi}'' You were all like Pah-ku-lah! Honh! Pwing!<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks in with a plate full of baklava}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Who wants some ''bak-a-lava''? ''{the cartoon fades out}'' ''Baka-mah-lava'', anybody?<br /> <br /> ''{The cartoon sits at the &quot;THE END&quot; screen for a while, then fades in to Marzipan's Answering Machine.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{on the answering machine}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the answering machine}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Professor Tor Coolguy! I was just calling to see if you'd be interested in PREPARING FOR YOUR ''DOOM''!! Er...e... not really calling to see, uh... I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh... you should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to jail. Strong Mad is still outside the jail.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding the can of 'eww' as if it were a tin-can telephone}'' Ho-ho! Great idea, The Cheat. Even on the inside, Professor Tor Coolguy cannot be stopped!<br /> <br /> '''BACKGROUND VOICES:''' Dun-dun-DUN!<br /> <br /> ''{the cartoon fades out again, back to the &quot;THE END&quot; page. After a while, it cuts to Strong Badia at nighttime, behind the fence. The loot isn't there anymore, but The Poopsmith is, tied-up, with duct-tape over his mouth. After a while, Homestar Runner walks up to him, clicking the flashlight on and off in his face.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, buster, move it along here! Nothing to see, nothing to see! ''{continues to click the flashlight on and off in his face for a while, then pauses, then pulls out the sketch of Biscuit-Dough Hands Man}'' Is this you?<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *&quot;Shivved&quot; is prison slang for being stabbed. A &quot;[[Wikipedia:Shiv (weapon)|shiv]]&quot; is an improvised sharp knife-like weapon made in prison.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Baklava|Baklava]] is a Turkish dessert, popular in Greece. A recipe for it can be found at [http://www.eatgreektonight.com/recipes/desserts/baklava.html EatGreekTonight.com].<br /> *The line &quot;I thought I smelled bacon&quot; refers to the derogatory term &quot;pigs&quot; for police. Phrases like this were often used on police or detective TV shows in the '70s by criminals and shady informants when the police show up unexpectedly.<br /> *Strong Mad baked a cake with a [[Jack Hamma|jack hammer]] in it for Strong Bad and The Cheat. It is a common cliché in movies for someone to bake a cake with a file in it and give it to a relative in prison so that they can use the file to break out.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The stolen goods that Strong Bad and The Cheat have stashed behind the fence were:<br /> **[[The King of Town]]'s Crown<br /> **The Poopsmith<br /> **The [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]] Cookie Jar<br /> **[[Senor Cardgage]]'s [[Aldi Bag]]<br /> **[[Strong Sad's iPod]]<br /> **Pom Pom's [[Pom Pilot]]<br /> **[[Frank Bennedetto]] of the [[Homestarmy]]<br /> **The &quot;Thank You&quot; sign from Marzipan's living room<br /> **Bags of &quot;some savings&quot;<br /> *The [[Periodicals|newspaper]] Marzipan is reading says:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''The Latest News'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;It's all true. All the&lt;br&gt;rumors are true. The&lt;br&gt;crime is on the rise&lt;br&gt;in our very own&lt;br&gt;town. Trust me on&lt;br&gt;this one. I know&lt;br&gt;what I'm talking&lt;br&gt;about. No, wait. I&lt;br&gt;don't. I make stuff&lt;br&gt;up sometimes.&lt;br&gt;That's cool, though,&lt;br&gt;right? Good. I'll&lt;br&gt;keep doing it then.&lt;br&gt;It's a lot easy&lt;!-- sic --&gt; than&lt;br&gt;fact checking. That&lt;br&gt;stuff can be&lt;br&gt;annoying.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> **This is then repeated eight times to fill up the paper.<br /> *After The Poopsmith is captured, Strong Sad's iPod is present behind Strong Bad near the fence. The screen of this device says:<br /> **playlists<br /> **songs<br /> **settings<br /> *The title of the page is &quot;The Bighouse!&quot;. At one time, however, when the toon first appeared, the title was &quot;Compy 386!!&quot; just like a [[Strong Bad Email]]. This was fixed and changed to &quot;The Bighouse!&quot; within the first day.<br /> *The Fireworks are called &quot;Fthoom-Bang Brand bottle rockets&quot;.<br /> *If you zoom in on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in [[Computer Room|Strong Bad's computer room]] during Strong Sad's tai chi, it reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#shogun|shogun]]&quot;. This complements all the East-Asian&amp;ndash;related furnishings in the room.<br /> *The [[Glossary#V|Videro]] camera says &quot;Property of [[Kevin]].&quot;<br /> *Every main character except [[Homsar]] appears in this cartoon.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The [[opening credits]] refer to this as the &quot;FIRST CARTOON IN A WHILE,&quot; and rightly so, since the last one was [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]], made a year-and-a-half earlier.<br /> [[Image:reversed pom pilot.png|thumb|200px|He likes talking to his &quot;seidal&quot;]] <br /> *Pom Pom's [[Pom Pilot]]'s screen is flashing. The screen is also reversed, so if you freeze the toon when the screen is on and zoom in, you can see the icons for &quot;Internet,&quot; &quot;Solitaire,&quot; and &quot;The Ladies&quot; on the wrong side of the screen and with the words backwards. There is also a blank spot in the place where the &quot;e-mail&quot; icon was seen in [[the bird]].<br /> *The ruler Strong Bad stands next to in his prison photo indicates he's less than 4 feet tall.<br /> *The Poopsmith's mouth is duct-taped shut, despite his vow of silence.<br /> *Strong Bad is wearing a hairnet when he is in &quot;jail&quot;, but he has no hair, as he said in [[haircut]].<br /> *According to the markings on the wall of the jail, The Cheat and Strong Bad have been in jail for about a week.<br /> *In the beginning, when The Cheat and Strong Bad are sneaking over to Bubs' Concession Stand, the noise of their walking sounds like gravel, but once the camera zooms in, it's grass.<br /> *As Coach Z is dragging The Cheat and Strong Bad to jail, Strong Bad's feet make mud tracks, yet The Cheat's feet leave no tracks. This could possibly be explained by the fact that The Cheat is lighter.<br /> *The [[Bear holding a Shark]] is missing from behind the fence.<br /> *Homestar's flashlight makes two clicks when he turns it on and off, yet it appears to have a switch, which would make only one click.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *Strong Bad's shadow in the concession stand's door shows him without his balaclava.<br /> *During the scene with Homestar and Pom Pom trying to find the Poopsmith, the Homestar and Pom Pom sprites are shown at full brightness, even though it's dark outside, and even though Homestar was shown in the dark earlier in the cartoon at 75% brightness.<br /> *In one of the mugshots, Strong Bad's right eye is smaller than his left.<br /> *The Doorknob to the concession stand overlaps the doorframe, so assuming that there is a knob on the other side, the door wouldn't be able to open at all.<br /> *When Coach Z walks in after Strong Bad says &quot;You sold me out&quot;, and then when he walks out, the Z on his medallion is backwards.<br /> *The screen on the Pom Pilot in the scene with the Poopsmith tied up behind the fence is mirrored from normal.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The phrase &quot;We can retire to [[The Moon|the MOOOooooooooooooon!]]&quot; is a reference to [[personal favorites]].<br /> *Homestar's first Tai-Chi pose is the same pose old-timey Homestar does in one of the movies for [[Kick the Can]] and [[20X6 vs. 1936]]<br /> *The bags of &quot;some savings&quot; are the same bags as &quot;the payoff&quot; bag in [[unused emails]].<br /> *Strong Bad calling The Poopsmith &quot;doodie-man&quot; is another example of [[&quot;Man&quot; pronounced as &quot;m'n&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Tai chi chuan|Tai Chi]] is &quot;an internal Chinese martial art often practiced with the aim of promoting health and longevity.&quot;<br /> **The characters in the background as Strong Sad is practicing Tai Chi are, on the left, the three characters for Tai Chi (Mandarin taijiquan), and on the right, the two characters for [[Wikipedia:Qigong|Qigong]], a system of motion and breathing similar to Tai Chi.<br /> *Homestar's quote &quot;Only ''you'' can prevent scouting! Boy do we need forest fires!&quot; is a take off of a popular commercial featuring [[Wikipedia:Smokey the Bear|Smokey the Bear]], a sophisticated bear who acts as a forest ranger and taught about fire safety when camping in the woods in all of his commercials. His main catchphrase at the end of all of his commercials was &quot;Only YOU can prevent forest fires!&quot; Since 2001, Smokey's catchphrase has been &quot;Only YOU can prevent wildfires!&quot; to reflect the United States Forest Service changing the emphasis of their policy on forest fires from absolute prevention to controlled burning.<br /> **Homestar may also be confusing [[Wikipedia:Scouting|The Boy Scouts of America]] with Smokey Bear commercials. &quot;Boy, do we need scouting!&quot; is a quote attributed to former President and Eagle Scout [[Wikipedia: Gerald Ford|Gerald Ford]].<br /> *Prof. Tor Coolguy is a sort of play on [[Wikipedia:Characters in Guilty Gear#Sol Badguy|Sol Badguy]], a character from [[Wikipedia:Guilty Gear|Guilty Gear]].<br /> *The Cheat's &quot;Henchman&quot; shirt at the start of this cartoon seems to be a homage to the shirts worn by the henchmen on the old '60s &quot;[[Batman]]&quot; show. The villains' lackeys wore shirts with their cheesy codename on them. The shirts were almost always black with plain white lettering.<br /> *The series of sirens and buzzes that Homestar Runner makes when he discovers Strong Bad and The Cheat (each time interrupting Strong Bad as he tries to say &quot;Oh no, we've been found out&quot;) is a takeoff on a well-known car alarm.<br /> *Strong Bad wearing a hairnet while incarcerated is a nod to ''[[Wikipedia:O Brother, Where Art Thou?|O Brother, Where Art Thou?]]'' and the character Ulysses Everet McGill's wearing a hairnet to sleep.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *The newspaper Marzipan was reading in this cartoon was used again in [[secret recipes]].<br /> *In the Email [[other days]], Strong Bad mentions his arrest.<br /> *Strong Bad's plans to use the &quot;college fund&quot; to buy a &quot;really tricked-out van&quot; is later reused in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]], in which it's revealed that he has a &quot;master plan&quot; to &quot;buy a custom conversion van&quot;.<br /> *The Fthoom-Bang brand bottle rockets reappear in [[Date Nite]].<br /> *Professor Coolguy supplies Coolguy's Law in [[slumber party]].<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> *The scene with the Poopsmith is made into a separate, selectable egg instead of a waiting egg.<br /> <br /> === Commentary Transcript ===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Take it away, Ryan.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan Sterritt's gonna do this whole commentary by himself!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Ohhh... I am... I like the fireworks that are coming up. Not saying that much, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You're on your own, man.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I'm on my own here. It's gonna be a good one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan's visibly nervous, guys.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, we won't make him&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We'll bail him out.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Bail me out like I'm in jail.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike cheer.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Apropos! &lt;!--Pronounced &quot;AP-roh-POH&quot;, a Francified form of &quot;Appropriate&quot;--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' This guy's like... Spartus attack.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' So The Cheat is wearing, uh, one of the Henchman sweaters that he borrowed from one of the Joker's Henchmen from the '60s Batman&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Movie this time!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Not from that one episode that everything else is from.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's true! That's true.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's from the Batman ''movie''.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's some sweet shadow effects coming off from those flashes there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, you did those, good job.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'll tell the same story that I did on our first run of this commentary where there was this guy that parked next to the parking place that I rode to school in the car of in...?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ...to high school...? <br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Robert Frost!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uhh, anyways, and he had that very same car alarm that went through the different alarms and every day when we would leave school and kick his tires and set it off.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' As you should.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. What's a 16-year-old need with a car alarm living in Dunwoody, Georgia? That's what I want to know.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' What does a car alarm really get you?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, in these days you just ignore them.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' If movies tell me anything, it means nothing. You just drive off with the alarm going on and lay low for a while...across the border. ''{Commenting on &quot;Prisoner #5408}'' That's the street number of a friend of ours. A ''former'' street number of a friend of ours.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' A former ''friend'' of ours.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, no!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That guy... I don't even know who it is.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Umm... ''{Strong Sad is talking about Tai Chi}'' What's he playing there?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uh&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I can't even&amp;mdash; I can't even tell.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The disk in the diskette.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It might have been Shogun.<br /> <br /> ''{Unintelligible}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ...So you were, in the first run of the commentary, you also said there was an alternate take where it's not only his Tai Chi space but his Chai tea space.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I remember that.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's right. It was Quote of the Day recently.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh. That's a funny joke, Tai Chi and Chai tea.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{Strong Mad lifts up the jail and The Cheat fixes his fur.}'' Lookit&amp;mdash; did you see The Cheat grin, really Mike-animatidly fixes his hair in the background...&lt;!--sic last sentence--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's&amp;mdash; That's just mean. That's just mean-spirited.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'm just kidding. ''I'' might have even animated this whole part, I dunno.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I think ''I'' did, actually.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Jack Hamma! We should make, uh... sledge-hammer-type '70s TV show called Jack Hamma. What do you think of the &quot;Yeah, no&quot; phenomenon, Ryan, where if I'm asking you something and I say, &quot;Hey Ryan, did you see the new stuff about apple.com?&quot; And you say, &quot;Yeah, no!&quot; &quot;Uhh, they did ''this''.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' It's also like the &quot;I'm not sayin'; I'm just sayin'&quot; phenomenon.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Right, exactly.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I'm not sayin', but... I'm just sayin'.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You're clearly sayin'.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{chuckles}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat are running with the King of Town's crown.}'' Look at The Cheat moving there, he's just kind of gliding along!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Slithering.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Slytherin?&lt;!-- or &quot;Slitherin'?&quot; --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Shut up. ''{laughs}'' Um, so for some reason in this cartoon, Ryan...Homestar, Coach Z, and Bubs, and sort of Pom Pom are some kind of law...governing...agency. And no&amp;mdash; And never again really.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{Screen transition showing Strong Badia}'' Camera move.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, it was a nice camera move. Thanks. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Mondo.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's Trivia Time! They've taken Trivia Time from off of Marzipan and/or Homestar's kitchen shelf.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I don't think we've really established whose kitchen that is.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I think people assume it's Marzipan's.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think it's Marzipan's.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Dude, I don't want to hint at any cohabitation here, okay?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{awkward pause}'' Me neither.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay! I'm with you! Um, so the tricked-out van, um, you see in that Strong Bad is a Bad Guy... Mario Paint cartoon.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He wants to get a custom conversion van. It's a recurring dream of his.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What do you think the King of Town's coming back from?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Feeding?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' You think he's just coming back from&amp;mdash;?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, from the station.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Okay, he went directly home? You don't think he stopped anywhere in between?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Naw.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{quietly}'' Dun-dun-duh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hey let's all do it, all three of us. Ready?<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Dun-dun-duhh!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It sounds a little better with Ryan, doesn't it?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' The trio.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Do the&amp;mdash; Yeah, you do the high part, Ryan, this time.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Uh oh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Ready?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN &amp; MATT:''' Dun-dun&amp;mdash;!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Duhhh!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{high singing}'' Duhhh? ''{lower}'' Duhh.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We're good, we're good.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Is that a real flashlight sound?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh, it is, it's from my Maglite.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Ooh. Is that one where you push in&amp;mdash;?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a little plungery-looking guy.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Mm-hmm.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' My six-cell Maglite. That I got for my twenty-fourth birthday.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Was there ever a Biscuit Dough Hands Man shirt?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Nah, I wish there was.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. Let's do that. The Biscuit Dough Man on one side and Montenegro on the other side.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike and Ryan laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;Oh yes?&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Top-seller.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We would sell... one&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' The three of us.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;to me! Oh, the three&amp;mdash; All three of us would buy it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Look, they stole that video tape&amp;mdash; that video ''camera'', rather, from Kevin. The same Kevin that called Marzipan, you think?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think so!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That ski mask gives Strong Bad magical reverb!<br /> <br /> ''{All laugh}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' &amp;mdash;when he puts it on.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But&amp;mdash; No, it's not the ski mask because he's still got it on!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He turned it off! He turned it off.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, oh.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Variable speed.<br /> <br /> ''{Matt and Mike chuckle.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Um, they stole Senor Cardgage's Aldi bag. So that's further&amp;mdash; further, uh, evidence that maybe Senor really exists.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;he does exist?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, if his Aldi bag full of candy bars is floating around out there. ''{pause}'' Uh, our niece used to do Homestar's impression of Strong Sad here a lot, and she would jump down on her knees here at the end, and I was always afraid she was gonna, like, break her knees or bruise her legs up real bad. ''{Homestar goes &quot;Pwing!&quot; and lands on his knees}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles a little}'' She would jump&amp;mdash;!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' She would do that really violently and we were like, &quot;What are you doing??&quot;, and finally she would tell us that she was doing her Homestar impression.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &amp;mdash;of... Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{mocking Marzipan's &quot;Baka-mah-lava&quot; in a high voice}'' Mah-nah deh-teh-teh?? ''{Cartoon ends, more or less}'' So, we've got a bit more time here, guys.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, we do?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Ryan?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Tor Coolguy.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Tor Coolguy.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{softly}'' ohhh...<br /> <br /> ''{Pause. The gang mumbles at once, not knowing what to say.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' This is the last commentary we're doing on the DVD, guys!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Hey, good job guys!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We did a great job.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We all stepped up.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Round of applause?<br /> <br /> ''{They clap.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Wooo!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' We gave our A-game.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We gave our A-game to them.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Hundred and ten...percent.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah...what else? The Cheat's all messed up again, already. ''{laughter}'' You put him in that box and his hair&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He's been in there for seven days!<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[List of crimes committed by Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:jailcartoon.html|watch &quot;Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:jailcartoon.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|jailcartoon}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Toons]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]</div> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:20:47 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File:StrongBadIsInJailCartoon.jpg <p>Homdude717:&#32;A screenshot of Homestar Runner going to the source of the F'Thoom Bang Fireworks.</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> A screenshot of [[Homestar Runner]] going to the source of the F'Thoom Bang Fireworks.<br /> == Licensing ==<br /> {{web-screenshot}}</div> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:07 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:StrongBadIsInJailCartoon.jpg http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Homstarvs.PNG|thumb|&quot;Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> [[Homestar Runner]] is frequently very confused and often appears to '''forget who he is'''. He then interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *Email [[the show]] &amp;mdash; One of Homestar's cards reads &quot;homestar = you&quot;.<br /> *[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] &amp;mdash; Homestar asks himself what he's doing, and then replies to himself.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] &amp;mdash; Homestar does extremely poor imitations of various characters on the switched tape, including himself.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; Homestar asks [[Pom Pom]] whom he's working with when the two search for [[The Poopsmith]]. When Pom Pom replies, Homestar remarks that &quot;Homestar Runner&quot; sounds like a &quot;no-goodnik&quot;.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] &amp;mdash; Homestar nicknames himself &quot;Boyfriend [[Dan]]&quot;, but instantly forgets he has done so, ultimately ending up inadvertently threatening his self-instated alter-ego.<br /> *Email [[garage sale]] &amp;mdash; Homestar advertises himself for sale, then offers to buy one of himself, and then turns around and offers to buy twelve.<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]] &amp;mdash; Homestar dresses up as himself for the con, agreeing with [[Strong Bad]] that he has an &quot;unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]&quot;.<br /> *Email [[cliffhangers]] &amp;mdash; In an [[Easter egg]], Homestar accuses himself of stealing the [[Lappy 486]], saying that he's got the history and the motives.<br /> *[[Happy Hallow-day]] &amp;mdash; Homestar is talking to and referring to himself as &quot;[[Douglas|Doug]]&quot; while revealing his plan to capture [[Halloween]] night.<br /> *Email [[4 branches]] &amp;mdash; Homestar has himself on his own [[The Show#The Show AM|&quot;You're a bad boyfriend&quot; talk show]].<br /> *Email [[looking old]] &amp;mdash; Homestar calls [[Homsar]] &quot;Homestar&quot;.<br /> *Email [[strong badathlon]] &amp;mdash; Homestar is the reigning champion in the &quot;Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating&quot;, as demonstrated when he taunts, punches and slaps himself.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Cardboard Marzipan]]<br /> *[[Twin Characters]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character Relationships]]<br /> [[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]</div> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:23:25 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Homstarvs.PNG|thumb|&quot;Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> [[Homestar Runner]] is frequently very confused and often appears to '''forget who he is'''. He then interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> *Email [[the show]] &amp;mdash; One of Homestar's cards reads &quot;homestar = you&quot;.<br /> *[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] &amp;mdash; Homestar asks himself what he's doing, and then replies to himself.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] &amp;mdash; Homestar does extremely poor imitations of various characters on the switched tape, including himself.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; Homestar asks [[Pom Pom]] whom he's working with when the two search for [[The Poopsmith]]. When Pom Pom replies, Homestar remarks that &quot;Homestar Runner&quot; sounds like a &quot;no-goodnik&quot;.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] &amp;mdash; Homestar nicknames himself &quot;Boyfriend [[Dan]]&quot;, but instantly forgets he has done so, ultimately ending up inadvertently threatening his self-instated alter-ego.<br /> *Email [[garage sale]] &amp;mdash; Homestar advertises himself for sale, then offers to buy one of himself, and then turns around and offers to buy twelve.<br /> *[[TrogdorCon '97]] &amp;mdash; Homestar dresses up as himself for the con, agreeing with [[Strong Bad]] that he has an &quot;unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]&quot;.<br /> *Email [[cliffhangers]] &amp;mdash; In an [[Easter egg]], Homestar accuses himself of stealing the [[Lappy 486]], saying that he's got the history and the motives.<br /> *[[Happy Hallow-day]] &amp;mdash; Homestar is talking to and referring to himself as &quot;[[Douglas|Doug]]&quot; while revealing his plan to capture [[Halloween]] night.<br /> *Email [[4 branches]] &amp;mdash; Homestar has himself on his own [[The Showty#The Show AM|&quot;You're a bad boyfriend&quot; talk show]].<br /> *Email [[looking old]] &amp;mdash; Homestar calls [[Homsar]] &quot;Homestar&quot;.<br /> *Email [[strong badathlon]] &amp;mdash; Homestar is the reigning champion in the &quot;Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating&quot;, as demonstrated when he taunts, punches and slaps himself.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Cardboard Marzipan]]<br /> *[[Twin Characters]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character Relationships]]<br /> [[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]</div> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:23:11 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship http://hrwiki.org/wiki/theme_park <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|104}}<br /> [[Image:themepark.png|thumb|* Please do not bring your grandmother.]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strong Badia theme park.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Ugly One}} (Easter egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter egg), {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], {{Film|Coach Z}}/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Stoppy the Sign]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Poppy the Tire]], {{Film|Homsar}}/[[General Tso's Chicken]], [[Bear holding a Shark]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]], [[Strong Badia]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Compy 386}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Tuesday, May 25, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:14<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. ''{reading, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}'' Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... ''{Strong Bad stops reading and clears his throat.}'' Oh! Excuse me.<br /> <br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;Dear strong bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> you are the coolest, any way onto&lt;br /&gt;<br /> buisness&lt;!--[sic]--&gt;. i think that you should&lt;br /&gt;<br /> make your own theme park.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> crapfully crap,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Rafael FL.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;buisness&quot;&lt;!--[sic]--&gt; just as it is spelled (&quot;bweez-ness&quot;), says &quot;(sigh) Sincerely yours&quot; instead of &quot;crapfully crap,&quot; and &quot;football league&quot; instead of &quot;FL.&quot;}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman&lt;!--[sic]--&gt; ''{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}'' that I am, I've had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I've been growin' this mustache.<br /> <br /> ''{A 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip appears, showing a growth of one hair.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, it'd be called<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad's Mount RIDESPLACE! USA<br /> <br /> ''{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.<br /> <br /> ''{As this is said, the words &quot;More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*&quot; appear along with a &quot;*please do not bring your grandmother&quot; disclaimer on the bottom.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, our flagship rollercoaster would be<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of the rollercoaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping. The Trogdor arcade game music is playing in the background}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Bowels of Trogdor!! <br /> <br /> ''{Pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the rollercoaster and screaming.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. <br /> <br /> ''{The King of Town catches fire somehow.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hooieooieooieooieooieooieooieooie!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says &quot;Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride.&quot; The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, little guy, ''{The Cheat starts to stand on tip-toes.}'' I can't do nothing for you. ''{The Cheat puts on a top hat and starts to stand on tip-toes again.}'' Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{disappointed The Cheat noise.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And every hour, at the main stage, there'd be a performance of &quot;The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular&quot;!<br /> <br /> ''{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says &quot;The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!&quot; Strong Sad is wearing a witch's hat standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage again standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' To make sure you don't have any money left when you leave,&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{The words &quot;not to scale&quot; appear with an arrow pointing at the layout.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;mdash;there'd be more games than you or your grand''father'' could handle.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bubs working the &quot;Throw Game.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons. <br /> <br /> ''{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the &quot;Throw Game&quot; while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the &quot;[[Cold One|Xtra Cold One]]&quot; bottle. Strong Bad's arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Like this Bubs with a horn.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' No, no, no. You gotta get those rings ''inside'' the bottle.<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. A shattering noise is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around antic-ing... ''{scratches head}'' antiquing... Whatever.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides &quot;The Bowels of Trogdor!!&quot; in the distance.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{distant}'' Hooieooieooieooie!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, there'd be one of the Stop Sign,<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him &quot;Stoppy&quot;, Stoppy the Sign, and then there'd be the tire...<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish-looking Tire design.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him &quot;Poppy the Tire&quot;... And who could forget &quot;General Tso's Chicken&quot;?<br /> <br /> ''{A carton of what could only be General Tso's Chicken falls from the sky. It has &quot;Ryan S.&quot; written on the side. Homsar's feet appear beneath it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I've always enjoyed a good chafe.<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, crap! It's tasteball already?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But yeah, it's a pretty unrealistic vision. I'm gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I'll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strong Badia. He holds some sort of microphone.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice throughout the rest of the email. In each phrase, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls}'' Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. ''{Strong Bad makes a click noise again.}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled &quot;riverquest safariventure.&quot; Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun...ride. <br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad inches closer to Homestar as he says this, while Homestar backs away.}'' ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, it zooms in on Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And first up on our tour if you look to your right ''{Homestar looks to his right}'' experience the fury of: ''{cut to wider view}'' a big rock is going to fall on uuuus. <br /> <br /> ''{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooooh. <br /> <br /> ''{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not OK&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled &quot;R.Q. 2&quot;.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;mdash;everybody say &quot;Hi, The Cheeeeat.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hide and seeeeek.<br /> <br /> ''{Some drum sounds can be heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Oh, what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no, it's headhunteeerrrs. <br /> <br /> ''{The bear holding a shark, posing as a &quot;headhunter,&quot; pops up from behind the fence.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care of thiiis. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pulls out a starter's pistol, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad again.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not really.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide view again.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop. <br /> <br /> ''{Once again, Strong Bad moves closer to Homestar as he says this while Homestar backs away.}'' ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> <br /> *Click on &quot;buisness&quot;&lt;!--[sic]--&gt; after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.<br /> :'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{Her shirt reads &quot;kiss boys.&quot;}'' The Ugly One, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS? ''{Cheerleader looks angry as The Ugly One looks sad.}''<br /> *Click on &quot;Rafi&quot; to see a mock NFL patch.<br /> *Click on &quot;Mount&quot; in &quot;Mount Ridesplace USA&quot; after Strong Bad says &quot;USA&quot; to see [[Monkey D]]'s season pass.<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA&lt;br&gt;<br /> Season Pass&lt;br&gt;<br /> Name: Monkey D&lt;br&gt;<br /> Has: Fun&lt;br&gt;<br /> Valid thru 9/04&lt;br&gt;<br /> (signed) Monkey D&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *Click on the second Bubs doll in full sight in the &quot;Throw Game&quot; stand to see an almost 270 degree spin of a real Bubs plushie, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]].<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The paper on Strong Bad's desk is labeled &quot;plans for stuff.&quot;<br /> *The box in the throw game is labeled &quot;BOX FOR THROW GAME,&quot; in capital letters.<br /> *This is the first time Strong Bad uses his [[Teen Girl Squad]] voice outside of a TGS cartoon.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *This is one of the few emails where [[The Paper]] comes down twice. The last time this happened was in [[50 emails]].<br /> *When Homestar is surprised about &quot;tasteball&quot;, he doesn't have his speech impediment when he says &quot;Oh, crap, it's tasteball already?&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *The Bowels of Trogdor is not visible in the panoramic view of the park.<br /> *When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn't break. Also, the crashing sound is played right after Pom Pom throws the ball, but before it reaches the bottle.<br /> *At the end of the Strong Bad's Riverquest Safariventure, the [[stop sign]] is not there. It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time the paper came down, and the fake boulder.<br /> *The Bowels Of Trogdor abruptly stops spinning while the mascots are talking.<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When the Strong Bad Riverquest Safariventure is over, the water stops flowing from the hose.<br /> *On some computers, the email stops abruptly at the scene of bowels of trogdor, and there is only one car, and it is off the rails with nobody inside.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *This is the first time since [[vacation]] (email 40) that Strong Bad has received an email with a [[Crapfully Yours]]-style signature.<br /> **It is also the only Compy-era email to receive such a closing.<br /> *The &quot;headhunter&quot; is the [[Bear holding a Shark]] from [[date]].<br /> *Pom Pom throws rings around an &quot;Xtra Cold One,&quot; first seen in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]].<br /> *The music played during Strong Sad's &quot;Stunt Spooktacular&quot; is the same music that was used in both [[Homestarloween Party]] and [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *The music that plays when Strong Bad is describing the &quot;Bowels of Trogdor&quot; rollercoaster is from the game [[TROGDOR!]].<br /> *&quot;Ryan S.&quot; on the box of General Tso's chicken is a reference to [[Ryan Sterritt]], a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps]], who helps them with the website and the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD.<br /> *This is another reference to Homestar's [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|best/worst money spent]].<br /> *[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] Land, the ride Strong Bad sends The Cheat to, is originally from [[crazy cartoon]] as the name of the cartoon.<br /> *This is the second email with a voice-over of Strong Bad's made-up character. Email [[japanese cartoon]] had the Stinkoman voice-over.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Jungle Cruise|Jungle Cruise]] found in [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney Parks and Resorts|Disney theme parks]]. The way Strong Bad does not breathe or show any expression and this rise-and-fall delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who give the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a starter's pistol) to scare off the bear and shark &quot;headhunters&quot; is directly from the tour guide script. Most of Strong Bad's speech correlates to the tour.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *In [[boring (really)]], Strong Bad says, &quot;...prepare to experience the fury of... me naming all the three letter words I can think of.&quot; in a voice similar to the one used in this toon.<br /> <br /> ==DVD Version==<br /> *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' Theme paaaaark!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's a good one.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's my theme park... theme song.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I like that. Oh, Mike, Strong Bad's talking in the wrong voice.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He's talking like one of the Teen Girl Squads.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Which one do you think it was?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The original Teen Girl Squad. Uh, I think that was... So and So? Yeah? Nah, it was either The Ug... I think it was The Ugly One. All right, let's talk about something else.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Okay. I like &quot;buisness.&quot;&lt;!--[sic]--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Buisness&lt;!--[sic]--&gt;. Didn't we record, um, 'cuz there's a little Easter egg with him saying &quot;Why you're all up on my buisness.&lt;!--[sic]--&gt;&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Teen Girl Squad.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' We never put it out. We were gonna make it the Quote of the&amp;mdash; Let's do that this week, make it the Quote of the Week.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Maybe, it'll seem like we're talking about something really old when they hear this on the DVD.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Perhaps.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' But we're ''really'' talking about the future.<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So, at least, I feel like we should start over on this commentary already.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's... let's keep going.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' All right. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Let's plug on through.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' We'll give it a shot.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause until Strong Bad mentions &quot;Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I'd like to see what Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land looks like.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think maybe originally that was gonna be in the email; I think we talked about showing, you know, like the teacups that were the spinning-around teacups that were Eh! Steves or something.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah. But then the email would be nine minutes long.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was really long already. So, back in the background there is a Shark-Tooth Bubs, um, which is a real plush, plush doll that a factory in China made for us. It was a prototype. They misinterpreted Bubs's eyes and teeth, and... pretty much everything!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' As his fangs.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' His fangs.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And a horn.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I like that the box there, that he just that knocked that over on, says &quot;Box for Throw Game&quot; stenciled on the side of it. It's mass-produced somewhere and shipped to Mt. Ridesplace... for that sole purpose. ''{lets Coach Z as Stoppy appear}'' Stoppy has some things in his cheeks, maybe.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, he's got some nuts, maybe he's saving up acorns for the winter.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{at Homsar as General Tso's Chicken}'' Now ''that's'' a reference to our friend Ryan Sterritt, who has authored this very DVD you're watching.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' He's sitting in the room right next to us. Unbeknownst to him, we're talking about him.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, let's go in... let's throw stuff at him next time we see him.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We should. I like to throw stuff at Ryan.<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' What should we talk about on this part? Oh, this is a good... this is, this is my favorite part.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, we... this should have been two emails, I feel like.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, 'cuz it was done up to this point, and then there's another ten minutes.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So there's a particular visit, uh, to Busch Gardens I took, and I believe there's a roller-coaster called The Scorpion, where&amp;mdash; that I'm basing this, I mean, definitely, it's obviously based on...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No! You can't say it!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Sorry. I was just saying that my name was ''{indecipherable}'' and that I was The Scorpion... Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Does this keep going? Yeah, we can keep talking.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Is this a waiting egg?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's just gonna start playing again I think, isn't it? ''{The email continues after The Paper comes down}'' Yeah, see?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay, I couldn't remember how it worked on the DVD...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You just wait.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{of the fake rock}'' I like, uh, the damage, obviously, when I see that.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's fiberglass.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. Chicken wire. Uh, anyways, uh I went... Mike and I went...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah, you were at Busch Gardens!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah! And I just remember that guy being particularly unenthusiastic about us experiencing the fury of The Scorpion. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was wonderfully scripted.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So was it just a roller coaster, or was that a ride...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, it was just a roller coaster. <br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And so they have the guy just before it starts...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Okay, yeah, at the beginning, right.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' You see, we were just talking over each other again.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We can talk at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I know, but it's probably hard for people to understand what we're saying. Go! Go! I take! I take! Hi Lois! Raise your arms watch your knees, exit to your right, please! They did that at Six Flags all the time, I remember.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Six Flags over Georgia, that is.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down in the email for the second time.}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Wait for it, wait for it...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Is it still going?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, hang on! ''{pause for the end}'' Now it's done.<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *The Scorpion is a single-looping steel roller coaster found at [[Wikipedia:Busch Gardens Tampa Bay|Busch Gardens Tampa Bay]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Six Flags Over Georgia|Six Flags Over Georgia]] is a [[Wikipedia:Six Flags|Six Flags]] theme park found near [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]].<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> {{sbemailextlinks|104|117}}<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]</div> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:57:22 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:theme_park http://hrwiki.org/wiki/single_deuce <p>Homdude717:&#32;redirect to Double Deuce</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT[[Double Deuce]]</div> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:46:10 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:single_deuce http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Bubs_and_Coach_Z%27s_Relationship <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Jerkfloat.PNG|thumb|&quot;Coach Z, you jerk!&quot;]]<br /> '''[[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is a mix of three feelings. Sometimes they are best friends, other times they don't get along, and sometimes they hate each other.<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z getting along ==<br /> *[[Yearbook Character Page]] &amp;mdash; Bubs's page says that he has boring conversations with Coach Z.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &amp;mdash; The two are apparently [[Alcohol|drunk]] at a party together.<br /> *Email [[impression]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z tells Bubs that his &quot;hot cold cuts&quot; were great. Bubs reveals they were actually moist towelettes, but Coach Z doesn't pay attention to this.<br /> *[[Happy Fireworks]] &amp;mdash; They have a conversation at the beginning; however, this erupts into somewhat of an argument.<br /> *[[A Folky Tale]] &amp;mdash; Bubs lets Coach Z hide in the concession stand after Coach Z thinks he killed Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z conflicting ==<br /> *[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series &amp;mdash; Coach Z plays [[Renaldo]], Dangeresque's partner, while Bubs plays an [[Unnamed Bad Guy|unnamed villain]] who tries to kill Dangeresque.<br /> *Email [[current status]] &amp;mdash; As [[Zubs and Coach B]], Coach Z and Bubs insult each other about their temporarily switched bodies.<br /> *[[Fall Float Parade]] &amp;mdash; Bubs constructs a float expressing his hatred for Coach Z. Later, when [[Strong Mad]] is seen taking [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Coach Z says it &quot;serves him right, then&quot;. <br /> *Email [[narrator]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z and Bubs argue about who a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] belongs to.<br /> *Email [[cheatday]] &amp;mdash; Bubs gets all the royalties from his and Coach Z's &quot;fresh jam&quot;. Coach Z does not agree to it.<br /> *Email [[road trip]] &amp;mdash; Bubs threatens Coach Z when he calls Bubs &quot;Orange Coach Z&quot;, saying that he'll have to deal with his friends &quot;Jacoby &amp; Meyers&quot; (his fists).<br /> *Email [[cliffhangers]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z tries to reveal [[the Thnikkaman]]'s secret identity. He later tells Bubs that he accuses ''himself'' of being the Thnikkaman.<br /> *Email [[your funeral]] &amp;mdash; When Coach Z tapes over Strong Bad's self-eulogy, Bubs ( and everybody else at the funeral) gets mad at him.<br /> *[[Date Nite]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z gets mad at Bubs for going on a date with [[Marzipan]].<br /> *[[DNA Evidence]] &amp;mdash; The arch enemy of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Coach Z) is [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Bubs).<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z working together ==<br /> *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &amp;mdash; They go trick-or-treating together, although Bubs is frequently annoyed with Coach Z's accent.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; They try to figure out who stole [[The King of Town]]'s crown.<br /> *Email [[cheatday]] &amp;mdash; Bubs and Coach Z cut a demo together.<br /> *Email [[current status]]: At first, Bubs and Coach Z try to catch Strong Bad after his Coach B/Zubs project. Later, however, they started to insult each other (see above).<br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character Relationships]]</div> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:29:52 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Bubs_and_Coach_Z%27s_Relationship http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Cloitsterizer <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Cloitsterizer.PNG|thumb|Cloits and Dloits!!?!]]<br /> '''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag &quot;Great for [[Graw Mad]]!&quot;<br /> <br /> The Cloitsterizer is based off of a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan#Commentary Transcript|suntan DVD commentary]]. <br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> <br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]<br /> *Email [[garage sale]]<br /> *[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Products|Cloitsterizer]]</div> Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:02:26 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Cloitsterizer http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717/sig <p>Homdude717:&#32;New page: Homdude717</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Homudude717|Homdude717]]</div> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:34:49 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717/sig http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Best_Decemberween_Ever <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas2001|Some Stupid Turkey|Pumpkin Carve-nival}}<br /> [[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|thumb|&quot;What's the matter, &lt;s&gt;Charlie Brown&lt;/s&gt; Homestar?&quot;]]<br /> Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect [[Decemberween]] present for Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Friday, December 21, 2001<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:43<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Sponsored by Dolly Madison!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{A &quot;SPECIAL&quot; logo appears on the screen and spins a few times as we zoom in on it. As this happens, it turns from blue to pink.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Music plays in the background. A calendar appears for the month of December, with most of the days crossed out in red X's. December 21st and 22nd (Friday and Saturday) become crossed out, then the camera zooms in on Sunday the 23rd. A title appears: &quot;A new Homestar cartoon written and animated by the Brethren Chaps.&quot; This title is crossed out with a red X, and the camera pans to Monday the 24th. Another title appears: &quot;Voices by Matt C. and Missy P.&quot; This title is then crossed out, and the camera pans to Tuesday the 25th, which is already labeled &quot;Decemberween&quot;. This day is circled in red, and additional words appear, making the title read: &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;. Fade out.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade outside, next to Homestar's house, where it is snowing. The background music continues to play. Homestar walks out of his house wearing a brown hunter's hat. He walks a short distance and behind a brick wall, stopping next to Strong Sad, who is leaning on the wall. The music slowly fades out.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sighs twice, with his breath visible. A long pause, and then he sighs again.}''<br /> <br /> ''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a wide shot with Homestar and Strong Sad silhouetted.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says &quot;holy crap&quot; a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the original shot of both characters.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar dashes off, temporarily leaving a cloud shaped like himself behind.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of some trees. The trees have signs on them.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{stops and turns around}'' Hey, that's right!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' Coach! That's your answer for everything!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{pauses, then holds up a bottle of blue mouthwash}'' Mouthwarsh? ''{begins gulping mouthwash down}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in her house. Marzipan is wearing a green dress instead of her normal purple dress, and she is drawing protest signs.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. ''{starts writing on a blank sign: &quot;DEC&quot;}'' Why don't you just get him a shirt? He doesn't seem to have very many of those.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.<br /> <br /> ''{The camera zooms back out.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix... ''{by now, she has written &quot;DECEMBER WEEN KILLS&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in to Homestar's face again}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. ''{chuckles}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Marzipan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{turning to Homestar angrily}'' Why don't you go bother somebody else?!<br /> <br /> ''{She drops her completed sign. Cut back to the original shot of Homestar and Marzipan. The new sign reads: &quot;DECEMBER WEEN KILLS BUNNIES&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea!<br /> <br /> ''{The background music starts up again. Cut to a silhouette of Homestar walking among some trees, which sway back and forth in the wind. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, which has lights and holiday decorations all over it. Homestar walks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed, and leaning back}'' Yes, I know! I know!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom back out.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy crap!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on Homestar again.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a NES cartridge: ''Tag Team Wrestling''}'' No... ''{tosses it away, holds up a pair of gold, sparkling oven mitts with &quot;SB&quot; written in cursive letters}'' No... ''{tosses the gloves away, pulls out a Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking out of it}'' Uh, are you allowed to sell this? ''{tosses the doll away, holds up a &quot;Frampton Comes Alive&quot; poster with an autograph addressed to Strong Bad}'' No...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a silhouette of Bubs' Concession Stand as seen from the side. The items Homestar discarded are lying in a pile behind him.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a rectangular object}'' That's it! This is the perfect present!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a field with snow-covered trees in the background. The camera pans right to show several of the characters opening or exchanging gifts. Strong Mad and The Cheat are the first to appear. The Cheat opens a gift and his head explodes. Marzipan pans into the shot, followed by Coach Z in the foreground.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opens her gift, a Coach Z scratch n' sniff 2002 calendar}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell Orctober!<br /> <br /> ''{Camera continues panning, revealing Strong Bad and Pom Pom, and Homestar standing in the foreground. Strong Bad is wearing yellow earmuffs.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up his gift and shakes it}'' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here... <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens his gift, which turns out to be a ''Deep Impact'' DVD}'' What?! The ''Deep Impact'' DVD?! You got me this for like the last three years, man!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man! This is the worst Decemberween ever!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after Strong Bad says &quot;This is the worst&quot;}'' This is the best Decemberween ever!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to black, then fade back in to the field. All of the main characters except Strong Sad and Homsar are gathered together. During each chorus, everyone sings except The Poopsmith and Pom Pom. The Cheat squeaks along with the music, and Coach Z pronounces Decemberween as &quot;Decemberwern&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' ''{Singing to the tune of [[Wikipedia:O Tannenbaum|&quot;O Christmas Tree&quot;]]}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Marzipan}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,<br /> <br /> ''{Pan left to The King of Town}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad entering from the right}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-key, a wavering third below}'' What are you guys talking about?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moves in front of Strong Sad}'' Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot. Strong Sad is now gone.}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{enters the shot from the right}'' I bought Strong Bad a ''Deep Impact''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!<br /> <br /> ''{Music cuts out with a record scratch as Coach Z wobbles and falls face first into the snow. Fade to black.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> <br /> *When Homestar is talking to Bubs at his concession stand, you can remove some of the Christmas lights and move them around just as in the [[Astro Lite]] game! To help do this, pause the toon by right-clicking and unchecking play.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> <br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Jew's harp|Jew's harp]] is an ancient Eurasian instrument, also known as a jaw harp or mouth harp. Some believe it is called a 'juice harp' because the sound of the words 'juice' and 'Jews' are similar. It should also be noted that some people consider the term Jew's harp offensive, and that the alternatives are generally preferred.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> <br /> *This toon marks the start of Strong Sad's voice becoming more &quot;delicate,&quot; though some of his &quot;fatigued&quot; voice still remains at this time.<br /> *This toon also marks the completion of Strong Bad's voice not having the Mexican accent (in other words, he sounds more like how he does today).<br /> *The signs on the trees are as follows:<br /> **3% APR!!! <br /> **The Decemberator 2000 <br /> **Zero Down! <br /> **[[Cheap as Free]] <br /> **buy me! i'm awesome <br /> **No you're not. I am.<br /> *Marzipan's protest signs are as follows:<br /> **DOWN WITH D'WEEN! ''(two signs)''<br /> **I THINK IT'S TOO COMMERCIALIZED! ''(two signs)''<br /> **DECEMBER WEEN KILLS BUNNIES<br /> *The signs at Bubs' Concession Stand are:<br /> **Concessions By Bubs<br /> **ALL TYPES OF CRAZY CRAP<br /> **WE &quot;GOT&quot; THE GOODS<br /> **decem-berween stuff<br /> *Among the items Homestar finds at Bubs' is a copy of the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]''. The game's teams were called &quot;The Ricky Fighters&quot; and &quot;The Strong Bads&quot;. This game is where Strong Bad got his name.<br /> *The Peter Frampton poster Homestar finds at the concession stand reads &quot;Frampton Comes Alive!&quot;, and is autographed: &quot;To: Strong Bad, Best Wishes! &amp;ndash; P.F.&quot;<br /> *This is the first cartoon where [[Decemberween]] is mentioned by its real name.<br /> *Homestar says that he thinks that if he gets Strong Bad &quot;the perfect present, he just might like [Homestar] '''again'''&quot;. This suggests that Homestar and Strong Bad may have once been friends.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> <br /> *[[A Holiday Greeting]] had the same page title, as well as the same intro and loading screen.<br /> *This cartoon seems to have been made during a transitionary period of sorts: The animation is of the most recent style, but the voices are the type that are associated more with the previous style. Notice, for instance, Homestar's pronunciation of &quot;Strong Bad&quot;. Also, Bubs' Concession stand still has its old &quot;Concessions by Bubs&quot; sign, as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].<br /> *The calendar at the beginning of the toon only shows 29 days in the month.<br /> *In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Homestar has the shape of a star on his soles. In this toon, his footprints in the snow are just lines.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> <br /> *Strong Sad has no arms and has a wider torso while he is singing. <br /> *Strong Bad has no arms before he says &quot;You got me this for like, the last three years, man!&quot;<br /> *During the singing, if you listen closely, you can hear little The Cheat noises, but The Cheat doesn't move until the end.<br /> *When Coach Z and Homestar are walking, the &quot;Buy me, I'm awesome&quot; sign on the Christmas tree is covering up a little bit of the tree in front of it.<br /> *When Homestar and Coach Z are walking along together, they don't leave any footprints in the snow.<br /> *There are various points in this toon when the outline on the back of Homestar's head goes inside his body and out the back of his shirt.<br /> *When Homestar talks, the outline of his hat moves.<br /> *In the calendar scene, the red X over the 23rd disappears when the camera pans to the 24th.<br /> *During the Decemberween song and when Homestar is talking to Bubs, Bubs' orange outline is outside of his green one.<br /> *The King of Town is missing the bottom part of his robe.<br /> * When Homestar is talking to Strong Sad, some of the snowflakes do not reach the ground.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> <br /> *The [[oven mitts]] are a reference to [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], as is Coach Z's quote regarding the &quot;great sports play&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> <br /> *The introduction, with the spinning Special logo and sound effect, is a reference to the logo and sound that CBS used to preface their specials. The actual opening, used from 1973 to the late 1980's, is viewable [http://youtube.com/watch?v=6W9V9SZPHAY here]. This was used earlier in [[A Holiday Greeting]], as well as in [[The Luau]] (in this case, only the music was used).<br /> *This toon contains many references to the &quot;[[Peanuts]]&quot; cartoons by Charles Schulz (particularly &quot;A Charlie Brown Christmas&quot;). For example, Homestar wears a winter hat (similar to Charlie Brown's hat) and walks out of a house, along the low brick wall and sighs. In addition, Strong Sad's arms are drawn in a particular way. Also, one of Marzipan's signs reads that Decemberween is too commercial, which is also similarly referenced in &quot;A Charlie Brown Christmas&quot;, in which Charlie Brown thinks his dog Snoopy has gone commercial when he sees him decorating his dog house to enter a &quot;lights and display&quot; contest. Finally, it pays further homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials).<br /> *The page title refers to [[Wikipedia:Dolly Madison|Dolly Madison Bakery]], a sponsor of various cartoon specials on CBS -- including Peanuts -- throughout the 1960's and 1970's.<br /> *The title of this 'toon is based on the book, [[Wikipedia:The Best Christmas Pageant Ever|&quot;The Best Christmas Pageant Ever&quot;]], by [[Wikipedia:Barbara Robinson|Barbara Robinson]]. The plot has nothing in common except for the holiday theme, of course.<br /> *[[The Cheat's head exploding]] when he opened a present is possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|The Smurfs]], in which [[Wikipedia:Jokey Smurf|Jokey Smurf]] would give someone a present that would explode in the opener's face.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] (Coach Z's &quot;mouthwarsh&quot;) is an over-the-counter mouthwash created by [[Wikipedia:Pfizer|Pfizer Inc.]] With an alcohol concentration between 21% and 26% w/v, it is possible to get drunk off of Listerine, as demonstrated by Coach Z. However, the alcohol in Listerine is denatured, which would cause him to regurgitate it before the alcohol could take effect.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|Deep Impact]]'' is a 1998 science fiction film released by [[Wikipedia:Paramount Pictures|Paramount Pictures]] and [[Wikipedia:DreamWorks Pictures|DreamWorks Pictures]]. The interrelated stories of the plot describe events which take place surrounding the discovery of the fictional comet &quot;Wolf-Biederman&quot; due to impact Earth, and its subsequent approach to our planet.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Chex Mix|Chex party mix]] is a common holiday snack containing [[Wikipedia:Chex|Chex]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], pretzels, spices, etc.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> <br /> *Strong Sad getting locked in the bathtub, as mentioned in this toon, is later seen in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].<br /> *Homestar gives Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD again in [[Real Live Emails]].<br /> *Coach Z is seen treating [[Listerine]] as an alcoholic drink multiple times after this toon.<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> *The Special fanfare has been changed into a skat remix done by the Chapman Bros. However, the original fanfare can still be heard during the commentary.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So, Matt, once again I have a confession to make.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What is it, Mike?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think it's probably been five years since I watched this cartoon?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Wow.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Well, it's not been five years because it hasn't been five years since we made it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Is this cartoon even five...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think we made it in December of 2001. It's been four years, a ''GOOD'' four years.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's a nice little, uh, title sequence, though. I like it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Calendar.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Calendar-style. It was invented...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Classic.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Simple...calendar...classic.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this beginning is very, very derivative, Mike, of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Charlie...?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Look at the&amp;mdash; a lot of those snow flakes don't even make it to the bottom of the screen! Look at how terrible those snowflake clips are!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. That's laziness.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{undecipherable gibberish, in the tone of Strong Sad's old voice}''Homestar!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Do they have the breath on this one?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh, he does occasionally. I think he was just now. I think we missed it when he was going &quot;Huuuuh&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{sighs}'' Sighing.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What do you think the purpose of that wall is?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Looks like it's about maybe ten feet, maybe ten, twelve feet long...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, same with, like, in Peanuts. Like it's&amp;mdash; it's just a wall that's independent, by itself, I don't know if it's dividing something from...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, look! It's Strong Sad's old mouth.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oh, yeah. And his funny arms!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' &quot;The Decemberator 2000&quot; is a great name for a Christmas tree. It's funny that we're making reference to The Yello Dello in this with Coach Z's dialogue, which now, I would, I wanna pretend The Yello Dello maybe never happened.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, that's not true. I remember we wrote this, uh, a lot of this driving to and from Ashville visiting with... would that've been...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;All The Real Girls&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, &quot;All The Real Girls&quot;. So Marzipan is dressed up in this, like, Decemberween, y'know, attire. She's clearly in the spirit of things, yet she's going to protest it at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I don't think we've ever seen this wallpaper and that whole background.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And that lamp...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Has that lamp shown up?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't think so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We usually just see Marzipan's red couch, or her blue couch, and, um, her &quot;Thank You&quot; painting.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Right. Oooh! Woosh. ''{wind noises}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I like that wind. I remember thinking that was ''solid''.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's the old &quot;Concessions by Bubs&quot; sign! I didn't realize, so the rest of his concession stand is still the same. But just the sign is updated.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I thought we did a whole overhaul. The inside, too. You can see the popcorn machine and microwave that he used to have in there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Now he just has a couple shelves and a sno-cone machine. Is that about it?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{regarding all the gifts that Homestar is throwing}'' Wait, Mike! These are all things that would be very appropriate for Strong Bad to have.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's just... and Strong Bad liking Frampton!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That was short-lived!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ...short-lived!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's like, &quot;Well, if you happen to see this one part on our website, then maybe...&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's another instance of The Cheat's head exploding. That seems to happen to him a lot.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's a nice little&amp;mdash; we don't do little pans like that. Uh, camera moves.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Let's get into camera moves again, you and I.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Let's give a high-five for 2007 being the year of the camera move.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's right. It must be hard to be Homestar's friend or enemy, even, in this case. Yeah, I like that...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Pom Pom's hat's cool.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Strong Bad shaking his head there looked pretty good with his like, his earmuffs moved in a little bit of 3-D, there. That was a pretty good take.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I forgot about&amp;mdash; look at the King of Town, the bottom of the King of Town's body!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's clearly just an unfinished symbol!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He should have a liner. The liner of his robe should go around the bottom there. That bunny has only one eye. That's because we traced the bitmap with Streamline, I think. Adobe Streamline.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh. That's a useful&amp;mdash; that's a program we use a lot these days. Do they still make Streamline?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't think so. I think we asked that at that FlashForward.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Look! No arms!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' No aaarrrmms!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No arms! Come on, Matt! Put some arms on that guy!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hey! ''You'' animated this whole end part! If I remember correctly. I made ''some'' of the individual clips of people... Bubs raising his arms...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Why'd you think we could get away with things like...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' We didn't notice! That's the thing! I don't think it was like, &quot;I don't wanna put arms on him.&quot; It was just like, &quot;Hey! Cartoon!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Did we just not know what the characters looked like, yet, or had it not been established that this guy has arms!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Every time!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah! ''{regarding &quot;Coach Z's been drinking Listerine}'' Eww. Oh, Coach Z.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[[HR:xmas2001.html|watch &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:xmas2001.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{decemberweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|xmas2001}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Decemberween|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]</div> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:58:04 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Best_Decemberween_Ever http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Best_Decemberween_Ever <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas2001|Some Stupid Turkey|Pumpkin Carve-nival}}<br /> [[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|thumb|&quot;What's the matter, &lt;s&gt;Charlie Brown&lt;/s&gt;Homestar?&quot;]]<br /> Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect [[Decemberween]] present for Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br /> <br /> '''Date: ''' Friday, December 21, 2001<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:43<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Sponsored by Dolly Madison!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{A &quot;SPECIAL&quot; logo appears on the screen and spins a few times as we zoom in on it. As this happens, it turns from blue to pink.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Music plays in the background. A calendar appears for the month of December, with most of the days crossed out in red X's. December 21st and 22nd (Friday and Saturday) become crossed out, then the camera zooms in on Sunday the 23rd. A title appears: &quot;A new Homestar cartoon written and animated by the Brethren Chaps.&quot; This title is crossed out with a red X, and the camera pans to Monday the 24th. Another title appears: &quot;Voices by Matt C. and Missy P.&quot; This title is then crossed out, and the camera pans to Tuesday the 25th, which is already labeled &quot;Decemberween&quot;. This day is circled in red, and additional words appear, making the title read: &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;. Fade out.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade outside, next to Homestar's house, where it is snowing. The background music continues to play. Homestar walks out of his house wearing a brown hunter's hat. He walks a short distance and behind a brick wall, stopping next to Strong Sad, who is leaning on the wall. The music slowly fades out.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sighs twice, with his breath visible. A long pause, and then he sighs again.}''<br /> <br /> ''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a wide shot with Homestar and Strong Sad silhouetted.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says &quot;holy crap&quot; a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the original shot of both characters.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar dashes off, temporarily leaving a cloud shaped like himself behind.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of some trees. The trees have signs on them.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{stops and turns around}'' Hey, that's right!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' Coach! That's your answer for everything!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{pauses, then holds up a bottle of blue mouthwash}'' Mouthwarsh? ''{begins gulping mouthwash down}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in her house. Marzipan is wearing a green dress instead of her normal purple dress, and she is drawing protest signs.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. ''{starts writing on a blank sign: &quot;DEC&quot;}'' Why don't you just get him a shirt? He doesn't seem to have very many of those.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.<br /> <br /> ''{The camera zooms back out.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix... ''{by now, she has written &quot;DECEMBER WEEN KILLS&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in to Homestar's face again}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. ''{chuckles}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Marzipan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{turning to Homestar angrily}'' Why don't you go bother somebody else?!<br /> <br /> ''{She drops her completed sign. Cut back to the original shot of Homestar and Marzipan. The new sign reads: &quot;DECEMBER WEEN KILLS BUNNIES&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea!<br /> <br /> ''{The background music starts up again. Cut to a silhouette of Homestar walking among some trees, which sway back and forth in the wind. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, which has lights and holiday decorations all over it. Homestar walks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed, and leaning back}'' Yes, I know! I know!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom back out.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy crap!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on Homestar again.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a NES cartridge: ''Tag Team Wrestling''}'' No... ''{tosses it away, holds up a pair of gold, sparkling oven mitts with &quot;SB&quot; written in cursive letters}'' No... ''{tosses the gloves away, pulls out a Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking out of it}'' Uh, are you allowed to sell this? ''{tosses the doll away, holds up a &quot;Frampton Comes Alive&quot; poster with an autograph addressed to Strong Bad}'' No...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a silhouette of Bubs' Concession Stand as seen from the side. The items Homestar discarded are lying in a pile behind him.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a rectangular object}'' That's it! This is the perfect present!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a field with snow-covered trees in the background. The camera pans right to show several of the characters opening or exchanging gifts. Strong Mad and The Cheat are the first to appear. The Cheat opens a gift and his head explodes. Marzipan pans into the shot, followed by Coach Z in the foreground.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opens her gift, a Coach Z scratch n' sniff 2002 calendar}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell Orctober!<br /> <br /> ''{Camera continues panning, revealing Strong Bad and Pom Pom, and Homestar standing in the foreground. Strong Bad is wearing yellow earmuffs.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up his gift and shakes it}'' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here... <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens his gift, which turns out to be a ''Deep Impact'' DVD}'' What?! The ''Deep Impact'' DVD?! You got me this for like the last three years, man!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man! This is the worst Decemberween ever!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after Strong Bad says &quot;This is the worst&quot;}'' This is the best Decemberween ever!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to black, then fade back in to the field. All of the main characters except Strong Sad and Homsar are gathered together. During each chorus, everyone sings except The Poopsmith and Pom Pom. The Cheat squeaks along with the music, and Coach Z pronounces Decemberween as &quot;Decemberwern&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' ''{Singing to the tune of [[Wikipedia:O Tannenbaum|&quot;O Christmas Tree&quot;]]}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Marzipan}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,<br /> <br /> ''{Pan left to The King of Town}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad entering from the right}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-key, a wavering third below}'' What are you guys talking about?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{moves in front of Strong Sad}'' Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot. Strong Sad is now gone.}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{enters the shot from the right}'' I bought Strong Bad a ''Deep Impact''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back out to the group shot}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' Decemberween, Decemberween<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!<br /> <br /> ''{Music cuts out with a record scratch as Coach Z wobbles and falls face first into the snow. Fade to black.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> <br /> *When Homestar is talking to Bubs at his concession stand, you can remove some of the Christmas lights and move them around just as in the [[Astro Lite]] game! To help do this, pause the toon by right-clicking and unchecking play.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> <br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Jew's harp|Jew's harp]] is an ancient Eurasian instrument, also known as a jaw harp or mouth harp. Some believe it is called a 'juice harp' because the sound of the words 'juice' and 'Jews' are similar. It should also be noted that some people consider the term Jew's harp offensive, and that the alternatives are generally preferred.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> <br /> *This toon marks the start of Strong Sad's voice becoming more &quot;delicate,&quot; though some of his &quot;fatigued&quot; voice still remains at this time.<br /> *This toon also marks the completion of Strong Bad's voice not having the Mexican accent (in other words, he sounds more like how he does today).<br /> *The signs on the trees are as follows:<br /> **3% APR!!! <br /> **The Decemberator 2000 <br /> **Zero Down! <br /> **[[Cheap as Free]] <br /> **buy me! i'm awesome <br /> **No you're not. I am.<br /> *Marzipan's protest signs are as follows:<br /> **DOWN WITH D'WEEN! ''(two signs)''<br /> **I THINK IT'S TOO COMMERCIALIZED! ''(two signs)''<br /> **DECEMBER WEEN KILLS BUNNIES<br /> *The signs at Bubs' Concession Stand are:<br /> **Concessions By Bubs<br /> **ALL TYPES OF CRAZY CRAP<br /> **WE &quot;GOT&quot; THE GOODS<br /> **decem-berween stuff<br /> *Among the items Homestar finds at Bubs' is a copy of the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]''. The game's teams were called &quot;The Ricky Fighters&quot; and &quot;The Strong Bads&quot;. This game is where Strong Bad got his name.<br /> *The Peter Frampton poster Homestar finds at the concession stand reads &quot;Frampton Comes Alive!&quot;, and is autographed: &quot;To: Strong Bad, Best Wishes! &amp;ndash; P.F.&quot;<br /> *This is the first cartoon where [[Decemberween]] is mentioned by its real name.<br /> *Homestar says that he thinks that if he gets Strong Bad &quot;the perfect present, he just might like [Homestar] '''again'''&quot;. This suggests that Homestar and Strong Bad may have once been friends.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> <br /> *[[A Holiday Greeting]] had the same page title, as well as the same intro and loading screen.<br /> *This cartoon seems to have been made during a transitionary period of sorts: The animation is of the most recent style, but the voices are the type that are associated more with the previous style. Notice, for instance, Homestar's pronunciation of &quot;Strong Bad&quot;. Also, Bubs' Concession stand still has its old &quot;Concessions by Bubs&quot; sign, as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].<br /> *The calendar at the beginning of the toon only shows 29 days in the month.<br /> *In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Homestar has the shape of a star on his soles. In this toon, his footprints in the snow are just lines.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> <br /> *Strong Sad has no arms and has a wider torso while he is singing. <br /> *Strong Bad has no arms before he says &quot;You got me this for like, the last three years, man!&quot;<br /> *During the singing, if you listen closely, you can hear little The Cheat noises, but The Cheat doesn't move until the end.<br /> *When Coach Z and Homestar are walking, the &quot;Buy me, I'm awesome&quot; sign on the Christmas tree is covering up a little bit of the tree in front of it.<br /> *When Homestar and Coach Z are walking along together, they don't leave any footprints in the snow.<br /> *There are various points in this toon when the outline on the back of Homestar's head goes inside his body and out the back of his shirt.<br /> *When Homestar talks, the outline of his hat moves.<br /> *In the calendar scene, the red X over the 23rd disappears when the camera pans to the 24th.<br /> *During the Decemberween song and when Homestar is talking to Bubs, Bubs' orange outline is outside of his green one.<br /> *The King of Town is missing the bottom part of his robe.<br /> * When Homestar is talking to Strong Sad, some of the snowflakes do not reach the ground.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> <br /> *The [[oven mitts]] are a reference to [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], as is Coach Z's quote regarding the &quot;great sports play&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> <br /> *The introduction, with the spinning Special logo and sound effect, is a reference to the logo and sound that CBS used to preface their specials. The actual opening, used from 1973 to the late 1980's, is viewable [http://youtube.com/watch?v=6W9V9SZPHAY here]. This was used earlier in [[A Holiday Greeting]], as well as in [[The Luau]] (in this case, only the music was used).<br /> *This toon contains many references to the &quot;[[Peanuts]]&quot; cartoons by Charles Schulz (particularly &quot;A Charlie Brown Christmas&quot;). For example, Homestar wears a winter hat (similar to Charlie Brown's hat) and walks out of a house, along the low brick wall and sighs. In addition, Strong Sad's arms are drawn in a particular way. Also, one of Marzipan's signs reads that Decemberween is too commercial, which is also similarly referenced in &quot;A Charlie Brown Christmas&quot;, in which Charlie Brown thinks his dog Snoopy has gone commercial when he sees him decorating his dog house to enter a &quot;lights and display&quot; contest. Finally, it pays further homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials).<br /> *The page title refers to [[Wikipedia:Dolly Madison|Dolly Madison Bakery]], a sponsor of various cartoon specials on CBS -- including Peanuts -- throughout the 1960's and 1970's.<br /> *The title of this 'toon is based on the book, [[Wikipedia:The Best Christmas Pageant Ever|&quot;The Best Christmas Pageant Ever&quot;]], by [[Wikipedia:Barbara Robinson|Barbara Robinson]]. The plot has nothing in common except for the holiday theme, of course.<br /> *[[The Cheat's head exploding]] when he opened a present is possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|The Smurfs]], in which [[Wikipedia:Jokey Smurf|Jokey Smurf]] would give someone a present that would explode in the opener's face.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] (Coach Z's &quot;mouthwarsh&quot;) is an over-the-counter mouthwash created by [[Wikipedia:Pfizer|Pfizer Inc.]] With an alcohol concentration between 21% and 26% w/v, it is possible to get drunk off of Listerine, as demonstrated by Coach Z. However, the alcohol in Listerine is denatured, which would cause him to regurgitate it before the alcohol could take effect.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|Deep Impact]]'' is a 1998 science fiction film released by [[Wikipedia:Paramount Pictures|Paramount Pictures]] and [[Wikipedia:DreamWorks Pictures|DreamWorks Pictures]]. The interrelated stories of the plot describe events which take place surrounding the discovery of the fictional comet &quot;Wolf-Biederman&quot; due to impact Earth, and its subsequent approach to our planet.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Chex Mix|Chex party mix]] is a common holiday snack containing [[Wikipedia:Chex|Chex]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], pretzels, spices, etc.<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> <br /> *Strong Sad getting locked in the bathtub, as mentioned in this toon, is later seen in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].<br /> *Homestar gives Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD again in [[Real Live Emails]].<br /> *Coach Z is seen treating [[Listerine]] as an alcoholic drink multiple times after this toon.<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> *The Special fanfare has been changed into a skat remix done by the Chapman Bros. However, the original fanfare can still be heard during the commentary.<br /> <br /> ===Commentary Transcript===<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' So, Matt, once again I have a confession to make.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What is it, Mike?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think it's probably been five years since I watched this cartoon?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Wow.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Well, it's not been five years because it hasn't been five years since we made it.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Is this cartoon even five...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I think we made it in December of 2001. It's been four years, a ''GOOD'' four years.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's a nice little, uh, title sequence, though. I like it.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Calendar.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Calendar-style. It was invented...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Classic.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Simple...calendar...classic.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' So this beginning is very, very derivative, Mike, of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Charlie...?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Look at the&amp;mdash; a lot of those snow flakes don't even make it to the bottom of the screen! Look at how terrible those snowflake clips are!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. That's laziness.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{undecipherable gibberish, in the tone of Strong Sad's old voice}''Homestar!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Do they have the breath on this one?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Uh, he does occasionally. I think he was just now. I think we missed it when he was going &quot;Huuuuh&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{sighs}'' Sighing.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' What do you think the purpose of that wall is?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Looks like it's about maybe ten feet, maybe ten, twelve feet long...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, same with, like, in Peanuts. Like it's&amp;mdash; it's just a wall that's independent, by itself, I don't know if it's dividing something from...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, look! It's Strong Sad's old mouth.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Oh, yeah. And his funny arms!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' &quot;The Decemberator 2000&quot; is a great name for a Christmas tree. It's funny that we're making reference to The Yello Dello in this with Coach Z's dialogue, which now, I would, I wanna pretend The Yello Dello maybe never happened.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' No, that's not true. I remember we wrote this, uh, a lot of this driving to and from Ashville visiting with... would that've been...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' &quot;All The Real Girls&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Yeah, &quot;All The Real Girls&quot;. So Marzipan is dressed up in this, like, Decemberween, y'know, attire. She's clearly in the spirit of things, yet she's going to protest it at the same time.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I don't think we've ever seen this wallpaper and that whole background.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' And that lamp...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Has that lamp shown up?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't think so.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' We usually just see Marzipan's red couch, or her blue couch, and, um, her &quot;Thank You&quot; painting.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Right. Oooh! Woosh. ''{wind noises}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I like that wind. I remember thinking that was ''solid''.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's the old &quot;Concessions by Bubs&quot; sign! I didn't realize, so the rest of his concession stand is still the same. But just the sign is updated.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I thought we did a whole overhaul. The inside, too. You can see the popcorn machine and microwave that he used to have in there.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Now he just has a couple shelves and a sno-cone machine. Is that about it?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{regarding all the gifts that Homestar is throwing}'' Wait, Mike! These are all things that would be very appropriate for Strong Bad to have.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' It's just... and Strong Bad liking Frampton!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That was short-lived!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ...short-lived!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's like, &quot;Well, if you happen to see this one part on our website, then maybe...&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' There's another instance of The Cheat's head exploding. That seems to happen to him a lot.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' That's a nice little&amp;mdash; we don't do little pans like that. Uh, camera moves.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Let's get into camera moves again, you and I.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Let's give a high-five for 2007 being the year of the camera move.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' That's right. It must be hard to be Homestar's friend or enemy, even, in this case. Yeah, I like that...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Pom Pom's hat's cool.<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Strong Bad shaking his head there looked pretty good with his like, his earmuffs moved in a little bit of 3-D, there. That was a pretty good take.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' I forgot about&amp;mdash; look at the King of Town, the bottom of the King of Town's body!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' It's clearly just an unfinished symbol!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' He should have a liner. The liner of his robe should go around the bottom there. That bunny has only one eye. That's because we traced the bitmap with Streamline, I think. Adobe Streamline.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh. That's a useful&amp;mdash; that's a program we use a lot these days. Do they still make Streamline?<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' I don't think so. I think we asked that at that FlashForward.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Look! No arms!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' No aaarrrmms!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' No arms! Come on, Matt! Put some arms on that guy!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' Hey! ''You'' animated this whole end part! If I remember correctly. I made ''some'' of the individual clips of people... Bubs raising his arms...<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Why'd you think we could get away with things like...<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' We didn't notice! That's the thing! I don't think it was like, &quot;I don't wanna put arms on him.&quot; It was just like, &quot;Hey! Cartoon!&quot;<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Did we just not know what the characters looked like, yet, or had it not been established that this guy has arms!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Every time!<br /> <br /> '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah! ''{regarding &quot;Coach Z's been drinking Listerine}'' Eww. Oh, Coach Z.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[[HR:xmas2001.html|watch &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:xmas2001.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;The Best Decemberween Ever&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{decemberweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|xmas2001}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Decemberween|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]</div> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:57:30 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Best_Decemberween_Ever http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Songs_By_Character <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>The residents of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] often make up their own songs.<br /> [[Image:breadsingalong.png|thumb|The singing-about of tinybreads.]]<br /> <br /> ==Strong Bad==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Every song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings]] except tracks 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, and 15. || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody to the Limit [[#*|*]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]]<br /> |-<br /> |Some Stupid Turkey || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] <br /> |-<br /> |[[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Songs/Raps]] || The Beginning of every [[Strong Bad Email|email]]<br /> |-<br /> |Stupidest Guy || [[Homestar Quiz]]<br /> |-<br /> |O Holy Crap (spoof of O Holy Night) || [[A Holiday Greeting]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Cheat Is Not Dead [[#*|*]] || [[caper]]<br /> |-<br /> |Trogdor [[#*|*]] || [[dragon]], [[Happy Trogday]] (CD version)<br /> |-<br /> |Ain't That A Drag? || [[montage]]<br /> |-<br /> |Laserdisc || [[lady...ing]]<br /> |-<br /> |Here Comes The Strong Bad || [[pizzaz]]<br /> |-<br /> |You're A Girl || [[montage]]<br /> |-<br /> |Who's The Guy That Wins All The Contests? || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]<br /> |-<br /> |And I Pretend That It's Made Of Money || [[mile]]<br /> |-<br /> |Various Theme Songs || [[theme song]]<br /> |-<br /> |Today Is All Right 4 2 Nite || [[dangeresque 3]]<br /> |-<br /> |The System Is Down [[#*|*]] || [[techno]]<br /> |-<br /> |Song About Sibbie, I Freakin' Hate Sibbie || [[sibbie]]<br /> |-<br /> |Save The Last Email For Strong Bad (all Strong Bad variations) || [[alternate universe]]<br /> |-<br /> |All songs on the &quot;Strong Bad's Rhythm and Grammar&quot; CD Easter egg || [[local news]]<br /> |-<br /> |Showdown || [[montage]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br /> |-<br /> |People With Too Much Time On Their Hands || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]<br /> |-<br /> |CGNU fight song || [[mascot]]<br /> |-<br /> |Grumblecakes || [[time capsule]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Space Captainface: Pretender of the Galaxy || [[space program]]<br /> |-<br /> |Strong Badia National Anthem [[#*|*]] || [[flag day]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Fish Lure (Come on and get in the boat) || [[lures &amp; jigs]]<br /> |-<br /> |I'm On A Rampage || [[rampage]]<br /> |-<br /> |You Said You'd Bake Us A Cake || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]<br /> |-<br /> |The High Voice Crew || [[helium]]<br /> |-<br /> |When All My Dreams Come True || [[part-time job]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |It's That Clock || [[vacation]]<br /> |-<br /> |Big Old Red Head (percussion by Homestar) || [[do over]]<br /> |-<br /> |Box || [[haircut]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Day of Birth Song (keytar by Bubs) || [[cheatday]]<br /> |-<br /> |Stupidest Guy || [[Homestar Quiz]]<br /> |-<br /> |Technochocolate (lightswitch by The Cheat) || [[monument]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Once I Knew This Guy || [[Sing Along]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Marzipan==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Thoughts on a Bird/Your Own Medicine/Summertime || [[Audition with Marzipan]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Cool Tapes]] songs || ''See [[Cool Tapes]]''<br /> |-<br /> |Seasonal Sweaters || [[Decemberween in July]] Easter Egg<br /> |-<br /> |Oh yeah yeah [[#*|*]] || [[marzipan]]<br /> |-<br /> |Sensitive To Bees (Strong Bad and Homestar also sing part of it) || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Leave Me A Message || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]<br /> |-<br /> |Sugarpie, Sugarbob and The Saddest Song || [[sugarbob]] DVD commentary<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Homestar Runner==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Homestar Runner Theme Song Reprise || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody Knows It || [[Everybody Knows It]]<br /> |-<br /> |And Then I Put It on My Face || [[replacement]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's The Hold Music || [[isp]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Bread Song || [[origins]]<br /> |-<br /> |Labor Day Song || [[Labor Dabor]]<br /> |-<br /> |Secret Song || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Buttdance || [[bottom 10]], his character video<br /> |-<br /> |I Really Got To Pee (Strong Sad also sings part of it) || [[extra plug]]<br /> |-<br /> |I'm The Best Around || [[montage]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Havin' Fun With My Friends (high school Homestar) || [[highschool]]<br /> |-<br /> |Homestar's &quot;We'll be right back&quot; jingle || [[the facts]]<br /> |-<br /> |Tweezercise || [[lady fan]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Love That Lasts Forever || [[Sing Along]]<br /> |-<br /> |Backyard Peaches (when &quot;Sing A Song&quot; is selected) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br /> |-<br /> |Cheer Up Coach Z || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Coach Z==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight || [[A Folky Tale]]<br /> |-<br /> |Hip Hop Dance || [[New Boots]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[These peoples try to fade me]] [[#*|*]] || [[new hands]], his character video<br /> |-<br /> |The &quot;I'm Just Me&quot; song (later sung by Homsar) || [[record book]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Two-o Duo || [[cheatday]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Rap Song || [[Rap Song]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Bubs==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Check It Out || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]<br /> |-<br /> |Chickenshine || [[lunch special]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Two-o Duo || [[cheatday]] Easter egg<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==The King of Town==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Not Talkin' Bout Butter and remix || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Limozeen==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Because It's Midnite [[#*|*]] || [[monster truck]]<br /> |-<br /> |Nite Mamas || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Feed The Childrens || [[bottom 10]]<br /> |-<br /> |Brain Sister || [[Summer Short Shorts]]<br /> |-<br /> |Box || [[haircut]] Easter-egg-within-an-Easter-egg<br /> |-<br /> |Run Away || [[The Cheatar]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Coloring (Outside The Lines) || [[coloring]]<br /> |-<br /> |Pressed Bunson || [[coloring]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Everyone ==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody Everybody (Decemberween Mix) || [[A Holiday Greeting]]<br /> |-<br /> |Decemberween, Decemberween || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]<br /> |-<br /> |SBEMAIL!!! || [[rock opera]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Teen Girl Squad==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Teen Girl Squad Theme Song || All issues<br /> |-<br /> |I Think I Have A Chance With This Guy || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Chumbly Wumbly Bear Song || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]<br /> |-<br /> |Bad D-E Words Song (Brainkrieg) || [[death metal]]<br /> |-<br /> |Ooncha Ooncha || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]<br /> |-<br /> |Best Friends Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's Over || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]<br /> |-<br /> |Mrs. Commanderson || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Crack Stuntman==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Too Many Knives || [[An Important Rap Song]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Others==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Thnikkaman Theme and variations || [[monument]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], [[cliffhangers]]<br /> |-<br /> |Poot Slap || [[The Luau]]<br /> |-<br /> |Moving Very Slowly (Taranchula) [[#*|*]] || [[fingers]]<br /> |-<br /> |Strong Bad Is A Bad Guy || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]<br /> |-<br /> |All Is On || [[for kids]], [[extra plug]]<br /> |-<br /> |Cheat Commandos Theme || All Cheat Commandos Toons<br /> |-<br /> |Count To Three || [[for kids]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Decoupage (Taranchula) || [[death metal]]<br /> |-<br /> |T-TV, TV Show || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]<br /> |-<br /> |She Partied Without Dancing || [[old comics]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]] Theme || [[for kids]]<br /> |-<br /> |Jammin' Tunes || [[road trip]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Geddup Noise and DJ Teh Cheat's Indie-Tronic Remix || [[geddup noise]]<br /> |-<br /> |The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show || [[senior prom]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's The Weekend (Party Party Party) || [[montage]], [[boring (really)]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Li'l Brudder Show Theme Song || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]<br /> |-<br /> |Limozeen: &quot;but they're in space!&quot; Theme Song || [[best thing]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Cheatcakes Jingle || [[stupid stuff]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Portly Washboy Jingle || [[radio]]<br /> |-<br /> |They're Orange, They're Black (Marshie) || [[Malloween Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> |Mortgage Jingle || [[Senor Mortgage]]<br /> |-<br /> |No One Understands Me || [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &lt;span id=&quot;*&quot;&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Also on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Songs}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:53:10 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Songs_By_Character http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Songs_By_Character <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>The residents of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] often make up their own songs.<br /> [[Image:breadsingalong.png|thumb|The singing-about of tinybreads.]]<br /> <br /> ==Strong Bad==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Every song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings]] except tracks 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, and 15. || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody to the Limit [[#*|*]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]]<br /> |-<br /> |Some Stupid Turkey || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] <br /> |-<br /> |[[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Songs/Raps]] || The Beginning of every [[Strong Bad Email|email]]<br /> |-<br /> |Stupidest Guy || [[Homestar Quiz]]<br /> |-<br /> |O Holy Crap (spoof of O Holy Night) || [[A Holiday Greeting]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Cheat Is Not Dead [[#*|*]] || [[caper]]<br /> |-<br /> |Trogdor [[#*|*]] || [[dragon]], [[Happy Trogday]] (CD version)<br /> |-<br /> |Ain't That A Drag? || [[montage]]<br /> |-<br /> |Laserdisc || [[lady...ing]]<br /> |-<br /> |Here Comes The Strong Bad || [[pizzaz]]<br /> |-<br /> |You're A Girl || [[montage]]<br /> |-<br /> |Who's The Guy That Wins All The Contests? || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]<br /> |-<br /> |And I Pretend That It's Made Of Money || [[mile]]<br /> |-<br /> |Various Theme Songs || [[theme song]]<br /> |-<br /> |Today Is All Right 4 2 Nite || [[dangeresque 3]]<br /> |-<br /> |The System Is Down [[#*|*]] || [[techno]]<br /> |-<br /> |Song About Sibbie, I Freakin' Hate Sibbie || [[sibbie]]<br /> |-<br /> |Save The Last Email For Strong Bad (all Strong Bad variations) || [[alternate universe]]<br /> |-<br /> |All songs on the &quot;Strong Bad's Rhythm and Grammar&quot; CD Easter egg || [[local news]]<br /> |-<br /> |Showdown || [[montage]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br /> |-<br /> |People With Too Much Time On Their Hands || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]<br /> |-<br /> |CGNU fight song || [[mascot]]<br /> |-<br /> |Grumblecakes || [[time capsule]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Space Captainface: Pretender of the Galaxy || [[space program]]<br /> |-<br /> |Strong Badia National Anthem [[#*|*]] || [[flag day]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Fish Lure (Come on and get in the boat) || [[lures &amp; jigs]]<br /> |-<br /> |I'm On A Rampage || [[rampage]]<br /> |-<br /> |You Said You'd Bake Us A Cake || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]<br /> |-<br /> |The High Voice Crew || [[helium]]<br /> |-<br /> |When All My Dreams Come True || [[part-time job]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |It's That Clock || [[vacation]]<br /> |-<br /> |Big Old Red Head (percussion by Homestar) || [[do over]]<br /> |-<br /> |Box || [[haircut]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Day of Birth Song (keytar by Bubs) || [[cheatday]]<br /> |-<br /> |Stupidest Guy || [[Homestar Quiz]]<br /> |-<br /> |Technochocolate (lightswitch by The Cheat) || [[monument]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Once I Knew This Guy || [[Sing Along]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Marzipan==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Thoughts on a Bird/Your Own Medicine/Summertime || [[Audition with Marzipan]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Cool Tapes]] songs || ''See [[Cool Tapes]]''<br /> |-<br /> |Seasonal Sweaters || [[Decemberween in July]] Easter Egg<br /> |-<br /> |Oh yeah yeah [[#*|*]] || [[marzipan]]<br /> |-<br /> |Sensitive To Bees (Strong Bad and Homestar also sing part of it) || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Leave Me A Message || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]<br /> |-<br /> |Sugarpie, Sugarbob and The Saddest Song || [[sugarbob]] DVD commentary<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Homestar Runner==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Homestar Runner Theme Song Reprise || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody Knows It || [[Everybody Knows It]]<br /> |-<br /> |And Then I Put It on My Face || [[replacement]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's The Hold Music || [[isp]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Bread Song || [[origins]]<br /> |-<br /> |Labor Day Song || [[Labor Dabor]]<br /> |-<br /> |Secret Song || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Buttdance || [[bottom 10]], his character video<br /> |-<br /> |I Really Got To Pee (Strong Sad also sings part of it) || [[extra plug]]<br /> |-<br /> |I'm The Best Around || [[montage]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Havin' Fun With My Friends (high school Homestar) || [[highschool]]<br /> |-<br /> |Homestar's &quot;We'll be right back&quot; jingle || [[the facts]]<br /> |-<br /> |Tweezercise || [[lady fan]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Love That Lasts Forever || [[Sing Along]]<br /> |-<br /> |Backyard Peaches (when &quot;Sing A Song&quot; is selected) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br /> |-<br /> |Cheer Up Coach Z || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Coach Z==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight || [[A Folky Tale]]<br /> |-<br /> |Hip Hop Dance || [[New Boots]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[These peoples try to fade me]][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMP-poEdf8M watch video] [[#*|*]] || [[new hands]], his character video<br /> |-<br /> |The &quot;I'm Just Me&quot; song (later sung by Homsar) || [[record book]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Two-o Duo || [[cheatday]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Rap Song || [[Rap Song]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Bubs==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Check It Out || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]<br /> |-<br /> |Chickenshine || [[lunch special]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Two-o Duo || [[cheatday]] Easter egg<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==The King of Town==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Not Talkin' Bout Butter and remix || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Limozeen==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Because It's Midnite [[#*|*]] || [[monster truck]]<br /> |-<br /> |Nite Mamas || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Feed The Childrens || [[bottom 10]]<br /> |-<br /> |Brain Sister || [[Summer Short Shorts]]<br /> |-<br /> |Box || [[haircut]] Easter-egg-within-an-Easter-egg<br /> |-<br /> |Run Away || [[The Cheatar]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |Coloring (Outside The Lines) || [[coloring]]<br /> |-<br /> |Pressed Bunson || [[coloring]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Everyone ==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody Everybody (Decemberween Mix) || [[A Holiday Greeting]]<br /> |-<br /> |Decemberween, Decemberween || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]<br /> |-<br /> |SBEMAIL!!! || [[rock opera]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Teen Girl Squad==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Teen Girl Squad Theme Song || All issues<br /> |-<br /> |I Think I Have A Chance With This Guy || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]<br /> |-<br /> |Chumbly Wumbly Bear Song || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]<br /> |-<br /> |Bad D-E Words Song (Brainkrieg) || [[death metal]]<br /> |-<br /> |Ooncha Ooncha || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]<br /> |-<br /> |Best Friends Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's Over || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]<br /> |-<br /> |Mrs. Commanderson || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Crack Stuntman==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Too Many Knives || [[An Important Rap Song]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Others==<br /> {| border=1 width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot; <br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Song !! From<br /> |-<br /> |Thnikkaman Theme and variations || [[monument]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], [[cliffhangers]]<br /> |-<br /> |Poot Slap || [[The Luau]]<br /> |-<br /> |Moving Very Slowly (Taranchula) [[#*|*]] || [[fingers]]<br /> |-<br /> |Strong Bad Is A Bad Guy || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]<br /> |-<br /> |All Is On || [[for kids]], [[extra plug]]<br /> |-<br /> |Cheat Commandos Theme || All Cheat Commandos Toons<br /> |-<br /> |Count To Three || [[for kids]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Decoupage (Taranchula) || [[death metal]]<br /> |-<br /> |T-TV, TV Show || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]<br /> |-<br /> |She Partied Without Dancing || [[old comics]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]] Theme || [[for kids]]<br /> |-<br /> |Jammin' Tunes || [[road trip]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Geddup Noise and DJ Teh Cheat's Indie-Tronic Remix || [[geddup noise]]<br /> |-<br /> |The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show || [[senior prom]]<br /> |-<br /> |It's The Weekend (Party Party Party) || [[montage]], [[boring (really)]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Li'l Brudder Show Theme Song || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]<br /> |-<br /> |Limozeen: &quot;but they're in space!&quot; Theme Song || [[best thing]]<br /> |-<br /> |The Cheatcakes Jingle || [[stupid stuff]] Easter egg<br /> |-<br /> |The Portly Washboy Jingle || [[radio]]<br /> |-<br /> |They're Orange, They're Black (Marshie) || [[Malloween Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> |Mortgage Jingle || [[Senor Mortgage]]<br /> |-<br /> |No One Understands Me || [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &lt;span id=&quot;*&quot;&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;Also on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Songs}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs]]</div> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:49:19 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Songs_By_Character http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{charnav|Strong Bad|sb|Homestar Runner|The Cheat}}<br /> [[Image:currentbad.png|thumb|The ramblin' wreck of email-check!]]<br /> == Biography ==<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad''' is one of the most well-known characters in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. He started out as the villain who tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before [[Homestar Runner]]. In the manner that minor characters become [[Wikipedia:breakout character|breakout characters]], he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website.<br /> <br /> He answers [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] with a passion, and will [[Poorly Written Emails|make fun]] of their grammar, punctuation, and spelling&amp;mdash;although he's not overly worried about [[Strong Bad's Spelling|his own]]. He also hates to be asked about [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how he manages to type with boxing gloves on]]. He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED|DELETED!!]]''' He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the series of [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics. <br /> <br /> Strong Bad is the middle child of [[The Brothers Strong]]. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]] [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|prank-calling]] [[Marzipan]], or [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|tormenting]] [[Strong Sad]] (although it's been hinted that they [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along]] when they were younger). Although he seems to dislike or positively loathe most people, he enjoys the company of [[Bubs]], The Cheat, his ever-diligent lackey, [[Strong Mad]], his older brother, and, [[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship|to a lesser extent]], [[Pom Pom]].<br /> <br /> He has boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), and a [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head (as confirmed in [[some kinda robot]]). Although he claims that his mask is his face, he once removed it in the [[the chair]], which caused him a lot of pain. His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter &quot;o&quot;. Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]]. The blue diamond on his face also gives him the power to mentally open [[Cold One]]s and even pop Homestar's hat off his head; however, this seems to have been abandoned, as it was only demonstrated in [[super powers]]. Strong Bad rules the land of [[Strong Badia]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Dumpster (term)|dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) &quot;[[Crap|holy crap]]&quot;, though he hates when people use the word crap when [[Crapfully Yours|signing emails]]. He frequently mangles words, as seen in [[army]]. (&quot;We're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. [[Three-to-One Marny|Three-to-one-marny]]?&quot;) It has also been [[road trip|implied]] that he wets the bed, a fact that he attempts to [[Blatant Lies|cover up]] with little success. However, he seems to sleep instead on the couch in his [[Strong_Bad's_Basement|basement]], frequently mumbling video game titles as he wakes surrounded by bags of [[Potate|Potate]].<br /> <br /> Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscle man]], and totally popular with the [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unaffected with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she &quot;[[marzipan|really doesn't like him at all]].&quot; Due to his delusional opinions about himself, much of what Strong Bad says is [[Blatant Lies|obviously untrue]]. <br /> <br /> He loves to listen to [[Limozeen]], [[Taranchula]], and [[Peter Frampton]]. He seems to dislike any band that isn't considered [[Heavy Metal|metal]], as seen towards the end of [[concert]]. His favorite show is [[Caleb Rentpayer]]. He also enjoys doing [[caper|Jumble puzzles]] and [[The Interview|baking]]. His love for [[Strong Bad's Technology|older technology]] such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as &quot;[[monster truck|Awexome Cross '98]]&quot;, and &quot;[[TrogdorCon '97]]&quot; suggest that Strong Bad is &quot;stuck in the '90s&quot;. Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-Tracks]], TVs that lost their essence in the '70s, and the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Nintendo Entertainment System]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Baby strong bad.png|thumb|Pretending to play better video games.]] <br /> Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being &quot;[[Everybody to the Limit]]&quot;. He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series &quot;[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]], though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles, and often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and [[other days|burns his bills]] with his [[BMW Lighter]]. His dream job, as stated in [[from work]], is to be a 2nd 2nd assistant space whale scrubber.<br /> <br /> Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been [[sb_email 22|banned from the UK]], and often [[little questions|ridicules non-English speakers]] on their e-mails. He also does not get on well with old people or [[for kids|children]], although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at his second secret home where he goes by the name Vance Mudgeman. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that &quot;you got to be firm.&quot;<br /> <br /> As evidenced in [[stand-up]], Strong Bad once did [[Wikipedia:standup comedy|stand-up comedy]] as a kid. He apparently wasn't very good, as he tried to make up jokes instead of using natural comedy or rehearsed jokes. However, he doesn't like talking about his act, because his pants fell down in front of the audience, and he ran away embarrassed.<br /> <br /> *'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|&quot;The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest&quot;]] <br /> *[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> <br /> == Character Video Transcript ==<br /> [[Image:The SB.PNG|thumb|&quot;Girls, make a line for make-outs! Dudes, make a line for high-fives!&quot;]]<br /> ''{'''Page Title:''' Get ready for the new!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Badia]]}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several wooden props, including one of Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of—<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahe-he-hem.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds reasonable! ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets.<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *&quot;Party peoples in the place to be!&quot; is a reference to an [[Wikipedia:Ultramagnetic MC|Ultramagnetic MC]] song called &quot;Ego Trippin'&quot;, during which before the song, the announcer says, &quot;Party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultramagnetic MCs!&quot;<br /> *The [[Wikipedia:Denver Nuggets|Denver Nuggets]] are a professional [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] basketball team.<br /> <br /> == Strength ==<br /> There is highly conflicting evidence regarding Strong Bad's strength. For the most part, it is implied that Strong Bad is actually very weak and out of shape and that &quot;Strong Bad&quot; is merely his name and not an accurate description: In the email [[lady fan]], he is unable to do even a single push-up, and states that he used to be able to do only four. In addition, the paper on Strong Bad's desk in the [[Homestar Quiz]] reads &quot;Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?&quot;, and lists the choices as &quot;an ounce&quot;, &quot;a week&quot;, &quot;a weak&quot;, and &quot;pepper&quot;. Strong Sad has stated on [[Strong Sad's Lament|his blog]] that Strong Bad's punches do not hurt, compared against Strong Mad's that do. On the other hand, in the email [[car]], Strong Bad demonstrates the ability to punch Homestar hard enough to hit and crack the wall, and in the email [[secret identity]], he literally tosses both Homestar and the King of Town out of his house. He can also easily pick up and carry the supposedly 42-pound [[Lappy 486]], and is quite adept at [[kicking The Cheat]] (hinted in [[Where's The Cheat?]] to weigh about 18 pounds). In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad picks up and throws an anvil. It is possible that, like Homestar's &quot;[[Lack of Visible Arms|arms]]&quot;, Strong Bad's true strength may be purposely ambiguous.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> [[Image:Strong_Bad_Eyes_Closed.PNG|thumb|With both eyes shut]]<br /> *Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the [[Nintendo]] video game [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986. In this game, one of the teams is called &quot;The Strong Bads.&quot;<br /> *Apparently, Strong Bad is able to survive, stand up, and even talk, with a hole blasted in his head, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the email [[lady...ing]].<br /> *As evidenced in the e-mail [[your funeral]], it appears that his eyes will turn black after he dies.<br /> *He has never completely closed his mouth, and he supposedly has a green tongue.<br /> *Strong Bad was originally conceived as a masked wrestler because in their childhood, The Brothers Chaps viewed masked wrestlers as the embodiment of evil, making them an ideal choice for an antagonist.<br /> *As seen by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] and in [[highschool]], his head seems to become more oval-shaped as he grows older.<br /> *When he is sleeping, he [[Couch Mumbling|mumbles]] names of famous SNES games, such as Super Contra or Chrono Trigger.<br /> *Strong Bad's head moves around when he is speaking a lot more when he is facing away from the camera. This is true even when he [[Main Page 23|thinks he is facing the camera]].<br /> *As of 18 March 2007, Strong Bad has the highest complete filmography of all the characters on the website, appearing in 320 toons.<br /> *Strong Bad hopes to become a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space-Whale scrubber.<br /> *Strong Bad has a [[&quot;Er&quot; pronounced as &quot;oi&quot;|habit]] of pronouncing certain words with an &quot;uhr&quot; sound the way New Yorkers pronounce them (e.g. he says &quot;soivice&quot; instead of &quot;service&quot; in [[lackey]]).<br /> *As evidenced in [[from work]] and [[business trip]], Strong Bad is currently employed.<br /> *Strong Bad seems to possess superhuman typing skills. At his fastest, Strong Bad has been seen typing approximately 240 words per minute in a segment in [[death metal]].<br /> <br /> == Relationships ==<br /> :''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''<br /> *[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad and the King of Town's Relationship]]<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> [[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|thumb|[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Old-Timey]])<br /> *[[Stinkoman]] ([[20X6]])<br /> *[[Keyboard Strong Bad]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])<br /> *[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Lil' Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Strong Badman]]<br /> *[[Atari Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Vector Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Wrestleman]]<br /> *[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]<br /> *[[Sterrance]]<br /> *[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Free_Petry_Dish,_USA_Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]] ([[highschool]])<br /> *[[Head Bad and Strong Body]] ([[disconnected]])<br /> *[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Strong Bad]] ([[old comics]])<br /> *[[Zombie Strong Bad]] ([[your funeral]])<br /> *[[Poopsmith Strong Bad]] ([[secret identity]])<br /> &lt;!-- Nicknames have their own page, and there is nothing special about Professor Tor Coolguy. It has no place in a series of alternate identities and spinoffs --&gt;<br /> <br /> === [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Teen Girl Squad Variations]] ===<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad|Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Leprechaun Strong Bad|Leprechaun Strong Bad]]<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]]<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad Robot|Strong Bad Robot]]<br /> <br /> <br /> === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *Homestar as [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. <br /> *Ozone (from the movie [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Jambi the Genie|Jambi the Genie]] (from [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice|Beetlejuice]] in [[Jibblies 2]]<br /> <br /> ==Quotes of the Week==<br /> {{qotwstart}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that.&quot;|[[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)|Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!&quot;|[[web comics]]|Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs...&quot;|[[slumber party]] outtake|mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!&quot; '''[[The Cheat]]:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' '''Strong Bad:''' &quot;Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then.&quot;|[[mini-golf]] outtake|mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So.&quot;|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]|Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!&quot;|[[Field Day Intro]]|Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''Singers:''' &quot;You and me, babe, livin&lt;!--sic--&gt; for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!&quot;|[[theme song]]|Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away.&quot;|[[the chair]] outtake|Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes.&quot; |[[A Decemberween Pageant]]|Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane&quot;|Extended version of [[theme song]]'s opening lines (with background music)|Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square.&quot;|[[portrait]] outtake|Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!&quot;|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar jingle|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.&quot;|[[local news]]|Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!&quot;|[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake|Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard.&quot;|[[technology]] outtake|Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.&quot;|[[flashback]] outtake|Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too.&quot;|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|As [[Reynold]]: &quot;Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.&quot; |[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3}} <br /> *{{qotw|&quot;You bet! Hit me on the slant!&quot;|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]].&quot;|[[Where the Crap Are We?]]|Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I'm on a RAMPAGE!!&quot;|[[rampage]]|Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|Imitating the [[Lappy 486]] startup noise: &quot;Dong DIIING!!!&quot;|[[animal]]|Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!&quot;|[[origins]] outtake|Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww.&quot;|[[kids' book]]|Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!&quot;|[[virus]]|Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|Sings the &quot;You're a Girl&quot; song|[[montage]]|Mirror:youreagirl.zip}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel.&quot;|[[haircut]] outtake|Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''With [[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;Looks like we're gonna have to jump!&quot;|[[dangeresque 3]]|Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip}}<br /> *{{qotw|''{click}'' &quot;Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop.&quot; ''{click}''|[[theme park]]|Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''As [[Li'l Brudder]]''': &quot;I can make it on my own!&quot;|[[crying]]|Mirror:sb_brudder.zip}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!&quot;|[[kids' book]] Easter egg [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]|Mirror:sb_jig.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs.&quot;|[[labor day]] outtake|Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!&quot;|[[privileges]]|Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Possums!&quot;|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]|Mirror:sb_possums.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Why you lazy crap for crap!&quot;|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;This is the quote of the day!&quot;|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_qod.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;You guys, that was a pretty good one.&quot;|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_fart.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Check me out! No, seriously, check me out.&quot;|A la [[First Time Here?]]|Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|The Strong Bad Show theme song.|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!&quot;|[[vacation]]|Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''Strong Bad:''' &quot;It's that cloc&amp;mdash;&quot;&lt;br&gt;'''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' &quot;Sorry.&quot;|[[vacation]] outtake|Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.&quot;|[[Homestar Quiz]]|Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong.&quot;|[[original book]] line|Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw-nd|&quot;Matt Equals MATT!!&quot;|[[50 emails]]}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Strong Bad Evolution]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]<br /> *[[Nicknames#Strong Bad|Nicknames]]<br /> *[[Senor Cardgage]]<br /> *[[History according to Strong Bad]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch Strong Bad's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:vcr_sb.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:cheatintro.swf|Strong Bad's website]], from [[website]]<br /> *[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]<br /> <br /> {{Characters|Strong Bad}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|vcr_sb}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Badia]]</div> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:21:30 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Bad http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad%27s_Ladies <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Hot lady-type.PNG|thumb|One of Strong Bad's &quot;Ladies&quot;]]<br /> Over and over again, [[Strong Bad]] claims to be popular with the '''ladies'''. However, little evidence of this is actually seen, and it would appear he's simply making it up.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> ===Strong Bad Emails===<br /> *Email [[making out]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad calls himself &quot;the master of make-out rock&quot;, but his best romantic song is titled &quot;You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)&quot;.<br /> *Email [[i she be]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says that he gets a large number of love letters daily from women with proper grammar.<br /> *Email [[studying]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says he's going to go to the emailer (Roy)'s girlfriend's house, but then realizes that he doesn't know where Roy's girlfriend lives. So, for good measure, he adds that &quot;she still loves [Strong Bad]&quot;.<br /> *Email [[super powers]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his &quot;powers&quot; are a huge hit with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[sugarbob]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad, at the emailer (Daniel)'s request, tells Daniel's girlfriend that he is taken by women way hotter than her. He also types in alternate colors and fonts to make it seem as though women are typing.<br /> *Email [[sisters]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's luck finally seems to take a turn when Ali and her sister seem to have taken an interest in him, but his broken [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] promptly deletes all trace of their email, so he never gets a chance to reply.<br /> *Email [[lures &amp; jigs]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad actually admits to not knowing much about women in a moment of weakness.<br /> *Email [[theme party]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad doesn't want to go to a frat party, until he realizes that skinny blonde girls might be there.<br /> *Email [[current status]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that the ladies &quot;all still want [him]&quot;, and that he's a &quot;chick magnet&quot;, a &quot;babe conductor&quot;, and a &quot;logarithm for the ladies&quot;.<br /> *Email [[marzipan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that Marzipan is in love with him, despite her insistence that she [[Oh yeah yeah|really doesn't like him at all]].<br /> *Email [[autobiography]] &amp;mdash; In his very likely made-up autobiography, Strong Bad meets a girl with &quot;skinny blonde hair&quot; that falls in love with him and then has to go to another planet for &quot;reasons too complex to elaborate on.&quot; Strong Bad insists that that was a true part.<br /> *Email [[caper]] (Easter egg) &amp;mdash; One of the objectives listed in Strong Bad's caper plan is &quot;Say 'hi' to any ladies encountered.&quot;<br /> *Email [[2 emails]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad throws a party called the &quot;2003 Ladies' Choice Awards&quot;, where &quot;around 70 or 50 fine women&quot; will allegedly vote to see who will dance with him. No women show up.<br /> *Email [[suntan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says that &quot;one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad&quot;, but when his one-sided suntan fails to accentuate any abs, he draws them in with a marker he calls the [[Ab-Abber 2000]]. [[Strong Sad]] says that this does not help him become popular with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[couch patch]] &amp;mdash; [[Li'l Strong Bad]] thinks that [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] is a hot girl named Carla.<br /> *Email [[video games]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his image in [[StrongBadZone]] will make women want to make out with the screen.<br /> *Email [[time capsule]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks his time capsule will cause people of the future to send royalties and groupies back in time to him. They never show.<br /> *Email [[extra plug]] &amp;mdash; After envisioning himself as the balding guy on the cover of the box for the [['Lectric Boots]], Strong Bad envisions the &quot;hot girl&quot; on the box as [[The Cheat]] for a moment before catching himself. No hot women arrive when he wears the boots.<br /> *Email [[different town]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines [[Homsar]] as a [[Different Town Character Variations|modestly hot girl]].<br /> *Email [[lunch special]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad starts to hit on a bad drawing of a Brontosaurus before realizing what he's doing.<br /> *Email [[replacement]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines his epitaph reading &quot;buried with his hundred girlfriends&quot;.<br /> *Email [[montage]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines a montage of himself falling in love with a [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].<br /> *Email [[animal]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines himself as a &quot;Deep Sea Fanglyfish&quot; with a deck for dinner and dancing... but abandons that idea when he realizes that he can't dance with the women on the deck if he's the fanglyfish.<br /> *Email [[dreamail]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's dream email is written from &quot;128 Hot Katies&quot;, but even in his dream-world, Homestar is still more popular with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[rock opera]] &amp;mdash; The lyrics include &quot;Famous ladies always like SBEmail&quot;.<br /> *Email [[do over]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines how he'd do the Ali and Ali's sister email over, but he can't think of what he'd do at Ali's house. He then tries to serenade them with a terrible song (at [[Homestar Runner]]'s suggestion) but then finds himself imagining that Homestar falls in love with him.<br /> *Email [[space program]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines hot 60s-looking girls arriving when he &quot;blasts off&quot; in his cardboard space ship, but the closest he gets is [[The King of Town]], who is ''in'' his 60s.<br /> *Email [[lady...ing]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's early incarnation has nothing but bad advice to give for wooing women.<br /> *Email [[Family Resemblence]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks that Stella Do, Pom Pom's hypothetical sister (who looks like a pair of headphones with arms, legs, and a floaty face) looks hot. He abandons her when he realizes that she's only hypothetical, and that the hypothetical make-out session is &quot;not gonna cut it.&quot; In an Easter egg, he speaks as though it would be romantic to plug her into his record player.<br /> *Email [[portrait]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad attempts to hit on a wooden cutout of a mermaid, with [[Lord Quackingstick]] as its head.<br /> *Email [[lady fan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines the writer's &quot;lady fan&quot; would fall for himself if he were to impress her.<br /> *Email [[candy product]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad agrees with the emailer that he's a &quot;chick-magnet&quot;.<br /> *Email [[alternate universe]] &amp;mdash; [[Stinkoman]] sings &quot;I hope it's from a girl&quot;, referring to the &quot;last&quot; email.<br /> *Email [[senior prom]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that he received a message from one &quot;Delilelia&quot; on his &quot;[[Strong Bad's Technology|answering machine]]&quot; saying she can't make it, hence his need to crash the prom.<br /> *This may be the same girl [[autobiography]], because Delilelia was on Mars, which flows in to the girl in autobiography had to &quot;go to some other planet, for some reason&quot;.<br /> *Email [[coloring]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad replaces a drawing of [[Larry Palaroncini]] serenading an &quot;of-age lady&quot; with himself.<br /> *Email [[what I want]] &amp;mdash; One of the things Strong Bad wants for Decemberween is a &quot;hot stepsister&quot;.<br /> *Email [[strong badathlon]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims his best event is &quot;Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls&quot;. Unlike all the other events, no characters are actually seen participating in this event outside of a [[Powered by The Cheat]] segment.<br /> *Email [[your funeral]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his body will be taxidermied and &quot;kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with&quot;, but the scene resulting from this situation only shows him being used as a coat rack in Marzipan's house. He also considers preserving himself with &quot;the salty tears of all the heartbroken private school girls that will [pine] for [him].&quot;<br /> *Email [[hygiene]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad complains about receiving an email from a fifth-grade boy, and wonders what happened to the hot college girls that used to email him.<br /> *Email [[bike thief]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that asking people to sign fake petitions has allowed him to steal people's girlfriends.<br /> *Email [[pizza joint]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tries to open a [[The Pizz|pizza joint]] in order to get emailer Daphne to show up. Instead, he gets Homestar and the King of Town. He then opens an official website for The Pizz, hoping to chat with college girls. Again, all he gets are Homestar and the King of Town.<br /> <br /> ====In email songs====<br /> *Email [[little questions]] &amp;mdash; &quot;All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?&quot;<br /> *Email [[50 emails]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.&quot;<br /> *Email [[dragon]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!&quot;<br /> *Email [[the show]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!&quot;<br /> *Email [[suntan]] &amp;mdash; &quot;I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{clear voice} email.&quot;<br /> *Email [[flashback]] &amp;mdash; &quot;One, two, three, four! Email is awesome! Email is weird! Email is awesome, and email is weird! And I'll never forget the way it was, [[Grrl|grrrl]]!&quot;<br /> *Email [[part-time job]] &amp;mdash; &quot;A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!&quot;<br /> *Email [[long pants]] &amp;mdash; &quot;And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?&quot;<br /> *Email [[space program]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Other Appearances===<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks Marzipan what present to get for his girlfriend. He overly and continually asserts that this girlfriend is real and not made up.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad encourages &quot;sweet lady freedom&quot; to make out with him, and gets angry when The Cheat apparently repeats what he says.<br /> *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad is caught &quot;first basin' it with that piece of looseleaf&quot; upon which he has drawn The Ugly One looking very makey-outy at her sweet someteenth birthday party.<br /> *[[Halloween Awards Show]] &amp;mdash; Similar to in [[autobiography]], Strong Bad claims that his hot girlfriend was recently sucked into a wormhole.<br /> *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad mentions having a poster of [[Wikipedia:Martina Navratilova|Martina Navratilova]] and says &quot;it took [him] years to live that down.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Blatant Lies]]<br /> *[[Making Out]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]</div> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:45:43 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Bad%27s_Ladies http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad%27s_Ladies <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Hot lady-type.PNG|thumb|One of Strong Bad's &quot;Ladies&quot;]]<br /> Over and over again, [[Strong Bad]] claims to be popular with the '''ladies'''. However, little evidence of this is actually seen, and it would appear he's simply making it up.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> ===Strong Bad Emails===<br /> *Email [[making out]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad calls himself &quot;the master of make-out rock&quot;, but his best romantic song is titled &quot;You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)&quot;.<br /> *Email [[i she be]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says that he gets a large number of love letters daily from women with proper grammar.<br /> *Email [[studying]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says he's going to go to the emailer (Roy)'s girlfriend's house, but then realizes that he doesn't know where Roy's girlfriend lives. So, for good measure, he adds that &quot;she still loves [Strong Bad]&quot;.<br /> *Email [[super powers]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his &quot;powers&quot; are a huge hit with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[sugarbob]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad, at the emailer (Daniel)'s request, tells Daniel's girlfriend that he is taken by women way hotter than her. He also types in alternate colors and fonts to make it seem as though women are typing.<br /> *Email [[sisters]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's luck finally seems to take a turn when Ali and her sister seem to have taken an interest in him, but his broken [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] promptly deletes all trace of their email, so he never gets a chance to reply.<br /> *Email [[lures &amp; jigs]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad actually admits to not knowing much about women in a moment of weakness.<br /> *Email [[theme party]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad doesn't want to go to a frat party, until he realizes that skinny blonde girls might be there.<br /> *Email [[current status]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that the ladies &quot;all still want [him]&quot;, and that he's a &quot;chick magnet&quot;, a &quot;babe conductor&quot;, and a &quot;logarithm for the ladies&quot;.<br /> *Email [[marzipan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that Marzipan is in love with him, despite her insistence that she [[Oh yeah yeah|really doesn't like him at all]].<br /> *Email [[autobiography]] &amp;mdash; In his very likely made-up autobiography, Strong Bad meets a girl with &quot;skinny blonde hair&quot; that falls in love with him and then has to go to another planet for &quot;reasons too complex to elaborate on.&quot; Strong Bad insists that that was a true part.<br /> *Email [[caper]] (Easter egg) &amp;mdash; One of the objectives listed in Strong Bad's caper plan is &quot;Say 'hi' to any ladies encountered.&quot;<br /> *Email [[2 emails]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad throws a party called the &quot;2003 Ladies' Choice Awards&quot;, where &quot;around 70 or 50 fine women&quot; will allegedly vote to see who will dance with him. No women show up.<br /> *Email [[suntan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad says that &quot;one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad&quot;, but when his one-sided suntan fails to accentuate any abs, he draws them in with a marker he calls the [[Ab-Abber 2000]]. [[Strong Sad]] says that this does not help him become popular with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[couch patch]] &amp;mdash; [[Li'l Strong Bad]] thinks that [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] is a hot girl named Carla.<br /> *Email [[video games]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his image in [[StrongBadZone]] will make women want to make out with the screen.<br /> *Email [[time capsule]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks his time capsule will cause people of the future to send royalties and groupies back in time to him. They never show.<br /> *Email [[extra plug]] &amp;mdash; After envisioning himself as the balding guy on the cover of the box for the [['Lectric Boots]], Strong Bad envisions the &quot;hot girl&quot; on the box as [[The Cheat]] for a moment before catching himself. No hot women arrive when he wears the boots.<br /> *Email [[different town]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines [[Homsar]] as a [[Different Town Character Variations|modestly hot girl]].<br /> *Email [[lunch special]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad starts to hit on a bad drawing of a Brontosaurus before realizing what he's doing.<br /> *Email [[replacement]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines his epitaph reading &quot;buried with his hundred girlfriends&quot;.<br /> *Email [[montage]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines a montage of himself falling in love with a [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].<br /> *Email [[animal]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines himself as a &quot;Deep Sea Fanglyfish&quot; with a deck for dinner and dancing... but abandons that idea when he realizes that he can't dance with the women on the deck if he's the fanglyfish.<br /> *Email [[dreamail]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's dream email is written from &quot;128 Hot Katies&quot;, but even in his dream-world, Homestar is still more popular with the ladies.<br /> *Email [[rock opera]] &amp;mdash; The lyrics include &quot;Famous ladies always like SBEmail&quot;.<br /> *Email [[do over]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines how he'd do the Ali and Ali's sister email over, but he can't think of what he'd do at Ali's house. He then tries to serenade them with a terrible song (at [[Homestar Runner]]'s suggestion) but then finds himself imagining that Homestar falls in love with him.<br /> *Email [[space program]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines hot 60s-looking girls arriving when he &quot;blasts off&quot; in his cardboard space ship, but the closest he gets is [[The King of Town]], who is ''in'' his 60s.<br /> *Email [[lady...ing]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad's early incarnation has nothing but bad advice to give for wooing women.<br /> *Email [[Family Resemblence]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad thinks that Stella Do, Pom Pom's hypothetical sister (who looks like a pair of headphones with arms, legs, and a floaty face) looks hot. He abandons her when he realizes that she's only hypothetical, and that the hypothetical make-out session is &quot;not gonna cut it.&quot; In an Easter egg, he speaks as though it would be romantic to plug her into his record player.<br /> *Email [[portrait]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad attempts to hit on a wooden cutout of a mermaid, with [[Lord Quackingstick]] as its head.<br /> *Email [[lady fan]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad imagines the writer's &quot;lady fan&quot; would fall for himself if he were to impress her.<br /> *Email [[candy product]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad agrees with the emailer that he's a &quot;chick-magnet&quot;.<br /> *Email [[alternate universe]] &amp;mdash; [[Stinkoman]] sings &quot;I hope it's from a girl&quot;, referring to the &quot;last&quot; email.<br /> *Email [[senior prom]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad insists that he received a message from one &quot;Delilelia&quot; on his &quot;[[Strong Bad's Technology|answering machine]]&quot; saying she can't make it, hence his need to crash the prom.<br /> *This may be the same girl [[autobiography]], because Delilelia was on Mars, which flows in to the girl in autobiography had to &quot;go to some other planet, for some reason&quot;.<br /> *Email [[coloring]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad replaces a drawing of [[Larry Palaroncini]] serenading an &quot;of-age lady&quot; with himself.<br /> *Email [[what I want]] &amp;mdash; One of the things Strong Bad wants for Decemberween is a &quot;hot stepsister&quot;.<br /> *Email [[strong badathlon]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims his best event is &quot;Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls&quot;. Unlike all the other events, no characters are actually seen participating in this event outside of a [[Powered by The Cheat]] segment.<br /> *Email [[your funeral]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that his body will be taxidermied and &quot;kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with&quot;, but the scene resulting from this situation only shows him being used as a coat rack in Marzipan's house. He also considers preserving himself with &quot;the salty tears of all the heartbroken private school girls that will [pine] for [him].&quot;<br /> *Email [[hygiene]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad complains about receiving an email from a fifth-grade boy, and wonders what happened to the hot college girls that used to email him.<br /> *Email [[bike thief]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad claims that asking people to sign fake petitions has allowed him to steal people's girlfriends.<br /> *Email [[pizza joint]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad tries to open a [[The Pizz|pizza joint]] in order to get emailer Daphne to show up. Instead, he gets Homestar and the King of Town. He then opens an official website for The Pizz, hoping to chat with college girls. Again, all he gets are Homestar and the King of Town.<br /> <br /> ====In email songs====<br /> *Email [[little questions]] &amp;mdash; &quot;All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?&quot;<br /> *Email [[50 emails]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.&quot;<br /> *Email [[dragon]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!&quot;<br /> *Email [[the show]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!&quot;<br /> *Email [[suntan]] &amp;mdash; &quot;I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{clear voice} email.&quot;<br /> *Email [[flashback]] &amp;mdash; &quot;One, two, three, four! Email is awesome! Email is weird! Email is awesome, and email is weird! And I'll never forget the way it was, [[Grrl|grrrl]]!&quot;<br /> *Email [[part-time job]] &amp;mdash; &quot;A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!&quot;<br /> *Email [[long pants]] &amp;mdash; &quot;And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?&quot;<br /> *Email [[space program]] &amp;mdash; &quot;Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Other Appearances===<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad asks Marzipan what present to get for his girlfriend. He overly and continually asserts that this girlfriend is real and not made up.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad encourages &quot;sweet lady freedom&quot; to make out with him, and gets angry when The Cheat apparently repeats what he says.<br /> *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad is caught &quot;first basin' it with that piece of looseleaf&quot; upon which he has drawn The Ugly One looking very makey-outy at her sweet someteenth birthday party.<br /> *[[Halloween Awards Show]] &amp;mdash; Similar to in [[autobiography]], Strong Bad claims that his hot girlfriend was recently sucked into a wormhole.<br /> *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &amp;mdash; Strong Bad mentions having a poster of [[Wikipedia:Martina Navratilova|Martina Navratilova]] and says &quot;it took [him] years to live that down.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Blatant Lies]]<br /> *[[Making Out]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]</div> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:45:10 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Bad%27s_Ladies http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Jibblies_2 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween07|Decemberween Short Shorts|Fan Costumes '07}}<br /> [[Image:Jibblies 2 Rocoulm Pom Pom Strong Sad.png|thumb|&quot;Guess what? Come on in heeeeere.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> The [[Horrible Painting]] wreaks havoc on the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}<br /> <br /> See '''[[Jibblies 2 Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Bar]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], Inside the [[Horrible Painting]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 29, 2007<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:44<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Buy a bag, go home in a box!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Strong Mad stands in front of a mirror labeled &quot;Man of the Year&quot; and &quot;TIME&quot;, and places a Russian fur cap on his head while grunting contentedly. He becomes confused and turns away from the mirror.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!<br /> <br /> ''{Foreboding music starts to play as Strong Mad walks to and opens the closet.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere....<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' AUGH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!<br /> <br /> ''{Title appears: &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;, &quot;an incredibly scary halloween-type cartoon&quot;, &quot;made by the same people who always make these cartoons&quot;, &quot;okay, maybe it's not that scary&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{flips a hat onto The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, he looks adorable. Get a picture. Get a picture.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises; imitating the shutter click}'' ''{takes a picture with an imaginary camera}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's a keeper.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{querying The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks away}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again! ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walking in}'' ''{casual The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad standing with his eyes shut and twitching violently.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams, flails arms wildly}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad continues moaning and twitching. The Cheat stands in the doorway in shock and the Horrible Painting approaches him from behind.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeeere....<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat turns around and is bombarded with green circles emanating from the Horrible Painting. Cut to a statue shaking on the shelf while The Cheat continues screaming.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan playing a yellow guitar.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing off key (see [[#Trivia|below]]) with the notes}'' E... A... D... G.... ''{phone begins to ring}'' Homestar, could you get that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' No way!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ''{strums}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And ''I'm'' busy not answering the phone!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Humph. ''{Cut to answering machine with 666 waiting messages; foreboding music plays.}'' Oh, great, you made me miss it.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Come on in heeeeeere.... ''{green circles emanate from the speaker}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie! ''{continues while her eyes appear swirled}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously; walks on screen}'' Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone! Do you still need me to answer the phone? Marzipan? What are you doing? Are you playing a song? What is that? Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that? You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here? Okay! If you say so! ''{walks away}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing insulting The Stick, from earlier}'' ...and your stupid face! And your stupid face!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking on screen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{to The Stick}'' Hey, The Cheat!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't the Human Grate On My Nerves! Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Jibbilits? ''{foreboding music}'' Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...-ve... danger! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you, The Stick.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Strong Bad peek in the doorway and gasp. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Mad, who both have the jibblies.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! We're snowed in! I mean, we're too late! I know who's behind all this! ''{walks to and opens closet, revealing a stuffed dinosaur}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pudonkis is behind this?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed ''Dromiceiomimus''. There's usually this really horrible painting in there. ''{cut to Horrible Painting}'' Of some kind of demon holding a torch. Why is he holding that torch?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean the jibblies painting.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{abrupt record scratch}'' Wait, you know about it?!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pudonkis must be stopped!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{deals a card}'' Oh, the Clutch of Glaives. ''{to Pom Pom}'' That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your ''{pats his belly}'' dumpier friends. ''{flips another card}'' Ooh, and the Cult of Ray. That means you should ''{puts hands on hips}'' seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks.<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{accusatory bubbling noises}'' ''{points at Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Don't look at ''{pats his belly}'' me! The cards do not lie! ''{flips over a card with the demon from the Horrible Painting on it, which reads, &quot;THE ROCOULM&quot;.}'' Weird. I've never seen this one before.<br /> <br /> ''{The card flashes and suddenly the Horrible Painting appears on the far wall.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere....<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{jibblie-like bubbling noises accompanied by electrical sounds from his costume; continues}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a silhouetted backdrop of outside Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar and Strong Bad are seen running towards it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!! Bubs!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of inside Bubs' Concession Stand looking outward}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4! Bubs?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs is sitting on the ground, obviously jibblified.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're snowed in again!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, we're on our own.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All the good characters have already been jibblied.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Ahh... jibblie.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about Coach&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' ''All'' the good characters.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What we gonna do?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hide, man! That thing is unstoppable! We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws. ''{forms his hands into claws and hisses}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the showers in Coach Z's locker room.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' running around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me than in the shower. My good man, would ya please pass the Port Plus?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{wearing a shower cap}'' Come on in heeeeere.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly... ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the castle.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ding-dang-it, Poopsmith, I want me some of that giblet flu that's been going around. That mess sounds delicious.<br /> <br /> ''{A rock slides out of the castle wall, revealing the painting's face behind it}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Guess what, come on in heeeere.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, giblet giblet... ''{continues}'' <br /> <br /> ''{The Poopsmith's mouth quivers and he holds up sign that says, &quot;Jibblie Jibblie&quot;. Cut to the couch in Strong Bad's basement where Strong Bad and Homestar peek their head up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh-hem.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sorry man. All but one.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you very much.<br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of Strong Bad behind the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight ''{closes eyes}'' and try to heighten your other senses. ''{grunts and feels about for Homestar}'' Eh, Homestar?<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad opens his eyes and sees the Horrible Painting sitting where Homestar was moments ago.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come... on... in heeeere!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Not again! Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie... ''{continues while hurtling into the air, dancing across the ceiling, and finally landing behind the couch. The Painting lands on the couch just before Homestar enters, carrying a sandwich on a plate.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, makin' a sandwich. What did you just say?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeere.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in there? Okay. ''{steps into painting}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a dungeon-like cave with a torch hanging on the wall. Homestar steps into the cave, having been transformed into a photographic negative of himself.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, nice style! Hello? I came on in here!<br /> <br /> ''{The Rocoulm is sitting in a corner and waves.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' How's it going, man?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good, creeptake. Is this your house?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' It's not much, but it's hooome. I plan to redo the kitchen.<br /> <br /> ''{Shot of the kitchen, which has a sink and a urinal. The sink drips once.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is literally so great. Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' I just wanted someone to come on in heeere. I looove to entertaaain.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about that guy?<br /> <br /> ''{Shot of the Goblin dancing while the Goblin music plays. Cut back to Homestar and the Horrible Painting.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' That guy has serious problems.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Yes, but you will have to stay here with me for all eternity.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, no sweat. I love eternity.<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Then it is done. ''{says &quot;Come on in heeeere&quot; backwards}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flying into the air}'' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Super Scope 6! ''{lands on the couch}'' Whoa, the Jibblies are gone! I'm saved!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat and Strong Mad walk in from the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, The Cheat, you're all right! Everything is back to normal.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Marzipan walks in from right}'' You guys, have you seen Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What are you doing in my house?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet. The Horrible Painting is back inside, only now Homestar is sitting next to the demon. Both are holding cups of tea and there is a slice of cake on the ground.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already. Oops, it's five past eternity. You better let me go. Beep, beep, beep! Your eternity alarm is going off; it's probably time to send me home.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black; a card reading, &quot;END of TOON&quot; is tossed into view.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is supposed to be making me some giblets or something...<br /> <br /> ''{Final stinger music plays as background color flashes white and black. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on The Poopsmith's head during the King of Town scene to see a clip of Homsar and The Horrible Painting that will play right after it:<br /> :'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in here?<br /> :'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a touchy feely-holic! ''{green circles emanate from Homsar's hat}''<br /> :'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{Sliding off the screen}'' Jibblie jibblie jibblie!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, nice &quot;Schneider from ''One Day At a Time''&quot; costume.<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No way. He's Monroe from ''Too Close For Comfort''.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' You're both ''way'' off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know.<br /> :''{Some green slime falls from above and splashes on Marzipan. She frowns.}''<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard that.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as as the alien this year!<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Xenomorph! Xenomorph!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I was going to, but when I got to the Hammakers Slammakers, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan, I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving. ''{Marzipan frowns}'' Right there, about the sideburns area.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.<br /> :''{Pom Pom gets out the golbol and tosses it into the air. It spins downward and hits Homestar on the head and then flies offscreen.}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Sad:<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' &quot;Original&quot; and &quot;horror movie&quot;? Not these days.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King of Town, I gotta hand it to ya: that is one great melted Don King outfit.<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, I could go for a box of melted King Dons myself.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good smells? Where The Poopsmith's going, he doesn't need good smells. ''{The Poopsmith adjusts his glasses}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *The cards on the loading and end screen, and during Pom Pom's and Strong Sad's scene, are modeled after the 22 [[Wikipedia:Major Arcana|major arcana]] cards of a [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot deck]]. As Strong Sad is doing, they are often used for fortune telling, and have various meanings depending on location and order.<br /> *&quot;[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ruskie&amp;defid=70720 Ruskie]&quot; is Cold War-era slang for a Russian person. It is a corruption of the Russian word &quot;русский&quot; (pronounced &quot;rooski&quot;), which means &quot;Russian&quot; in the Russian language.<br /> *Most of the supplies Strong Bad asks Bubs for are traditional weapons against mythological creatures: garlic against vampires, silver bullets against werewolves, and holy water and crosses against demons.<br /> *Strong Bad's mention of razor blade candy apples refers to the [[Snopes:horrors/mayhem/needles.asp|urban legend]] of unscrupulous people leaving dangerous items like needles and razor blades embedded in Halloween treats.<br /> *In place of the Painting in Strong Mad's closet is a stuffed Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus was an ornithomimid dinosaur (commonly called &quot;ostrich dinosaurs&quot;) from late Cretaceous Canada, closely related to Gallimimus. Unlike the stuffed toy Strong Mad has, Dromiceiomimus had no teeth.<br /> *When Marzipan gets the message from the Horrible Painting it is message number 666, the [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]].<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Whilst tuning her guitar, Marzipan plays an A whilst singing E, D whilst singing A, G whilst singing D and B whilst singing G.<br /> *The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|&quot;Thank You&quot; painting]] in Marzipan's house is dressed up in orange and black for Halloween.<br /> *When the Horrible Painting demon un-jibblifies everyone, the backwards sound clip is merely his classic line &quot;come on in here&quot; reversed.<br /> *Strong Sad's tarot cards have &quot;Uh OH, TAROT!&quot; written on the back of them.<br /> *Originally, this toon did not contain the Easter eggs for The King of Town or The Poopsmith. They were added about a day after the toon's release.<br /> *The [[Irregular Loading Screen|loading screen]] reads &quot;the LOADING&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *When Homestar Runner and The Goblin are inside the Horrible Painting, they appear in [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]] colors only.<br /> *When Pom Pom gets the jibblies, the &quot;mouth&quot; of his Cacodemon costume pulses with electricity the same way the Cacodemon sprite in ''[[Wikipedia:Doom (video game)|Doom]]'' was animated when it used its electricity projectile attack.<br /> *Marzipan's guitar only has five strings pictured. Also, she names the lowest four strings of a guitar, but plays and sings the pitches A, D, G, B (i.e. starts with the second lowest string).<br /> *Marzipan walks toward her answering machine when she tries to answer the phone, but the phone is not on the same table as the answering machine.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that does not take place in the [[Spooky Woods]] at any point.<br /> *The tarot card reading &quot;End of Toon&quot; is numbered 27 in roman numerals - a standard tarot deck includes only Major Arcana cards numbered up to 21, also usually in roman numerals.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When The Cheat goes into Strong Mad's room, a line can be seen on the wall to the left of the door.<br /> *Strong Sad's mouth doesn't move while speaking after he has been jibblified.<br /> *Clicking on Homsar at the end causes his costume name to disappear.<br /> *When you click on any character at the end with an Easter egg, the King of Town's necklace and The Poopsmith's glasses shift to the left slightly and Strong Bad and Marzipan's mouths change, then return to normal when the dialogue is over.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Goofs===<br /> *At the end, when everyone's costume is revealed, the name of former pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] was misspelled. This has since been corrected.<br /> *When the camera zoomed out to show Marzipan having the jibblies, the buttons weren't on the answering machine. This was fixed later.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Glitches===<br /> *When this toon was released, during the close up of Marzipan's Answering Machine, the &quot;next&quot; button was clickable, and doing so repeatedly caused the sound to go out of sync with the animation. This was fixed at the same time that the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] through most of the toon, except right before he is jibblied.<br /> *The STRONG MAD RD sign on the closet first appeared in [[bottom 10]], though it was partially obscured by the border.<br /> *Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning the cartoon's title and exclaiming the painting got all the good and lame characters.<br /> *When Marzipan has the Jibblies, Homestar says &quot;What are you doing? Are you playing a song?&quot; in almost exactly the same way as in [[Sensitive to Bees]].<br /> *&quot;We're snowed in!&quot; was previously used on [[Main Page 16]].<br /> *The name of the Horrible Painting's tarot card, 'The Rocoulm', was previously referenced in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file. The link to the Horrible Painting in the weeklies.xml file (before that link was removed) was &quot;rocoulm&quot;.<br /> *Pom Pom giving Homestar the [[golbol]] at the end is a reference to [[Strongest Man in the World]].<br /> *Coach Z asks Strong Bad why he wasn't the alien, as he appeared to be in the toon's [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser trailer]].<br /> *This cartoon contains a variation on [[couch mumbling]].<br /> *Strong Mad's stuffed dromiceiomimus is another instance of [[dinosaurs]].<br /> *The Poopsmith pulls his sign from [[Hammerspace]].<br /> *This is the seventh straight Halloween toon where a Homsar Easter egg is accessed by clicking on or near the Poopsmith.<br /> *Strong Sad's pedantry over the proper name of the alien recalls his penchant for corrections seen in [[technology]], [[secret identity]] and [[narrator]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The page title is taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie ''[[Wikipedia:Popcorn (1991 film)|Popcorn]]''.<br /> *Strong Mad uses a [[Wikipedia:Person of the Year|''Time'' Magazine Man of the Year]] mirror almost identical to one seen in the film [[The Big Lebowski]].<br /> *[[Pudonkis]] the [[Wikipedia:Dromiceiomimus|Dromiceiomimus]] stands in the same pose as the Dromiceiomimus from [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Comics|Dinosaur Comics]]. <br /> * &quot;[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Beret|Raspberry Beret]]&quot; was a hit for Prince &amp; The Revolution in 1985.<br /> * ''[[Wikipedia:The Mole People|The Mole People]]'' was a 1956 science fiction film starring John Agar.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'' is a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters, and their building superintendent, Dwayne Schneider, played by Pat Harrington Jr. It ran from 1975 to 1984 on [[Wikipedia:Columbia Broadcasting System|CBS]].<br /> * ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort (TV series)|Too Close For Comfort]]'' was a American situation comedy starring Ted Knight as a San Francisco cartoonist sharing a duplex. Jim J. Bullock played the character of Monroe. The show ran from 1980 to 1985 on [[Wikipedia:American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] and in syndication.<br /> *The Bubs Easter egg contains references to two running gags from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]]'': people getting slimed when they say &quot;I don't know,&quot; and Barth the Chef (also played by Les Lye) crying &quot;I ''heard'' that!&quot; when someone made a wisecrack about the meat he puts in his hamburgers.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'' is a 1996 album by Frank Black.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Xenomorph (Alien)|Xenomorph]] is the technical name for the alien species in the [[Wikipedia:Alien (film series)|Alien]] movies.<br /> *&quot;The Clutch of [[Wikipedia:Glaive#Other uses|Glaives]]&quot; card is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''. In it, the hero possessed a weapon called &quot;The Glaive&quot; that looked identical to the picture on Strong Sad's tarot.<br /> *Strong Bad's mention of &quot;Hammaker's Slammakers&quot; in the Easter eggs refers to [[Wikipedia:Hammacher Schlemmer|Hammacher Schlemmer]], a chain of stores that sells high-end luxury gifts. <br /> *''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope 6|Super Scope 6]]'' is an [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game.<br /> *Coach Z asking for the &quot;Port Plus&quot; is a reference to [http://www.pertplus.com/ Pert Plus] shampoo.<br /> *&quot;Pumpkinshead 2 through 4&quot; refers to the ''[[Wikipedia:Pumpkinhead (film)|Pumpkinhead]]'' series of films.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Don King|Don King]] is a boxing promoter.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Ding Dong|King Don]] is the alternate brand name of the snack cake Ding Dongs sold in Canada. <br /> *Homestar's line in The Poopsmith's Easter egg is a play on [[Wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]]'s final line in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]'': &quot;Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.&quot;<br /> *Coach Z's line about a [[Showering|shower]] being the safest place for a pretty young thing is a reference to many horror movies, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]'', that have young women attacked while taking a shower.<br /> *The music throughout the toon and especially at the end is based on [[Wikipedia:Killer Instinct|Killer Instinct]], a game for the [[Nintendo|Super NES]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:ween07.html|Watch &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:ween07.swf|View the Flash file for &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> *[[forum:12732|Forum thread re: &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|ween07}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Halloween]]</div> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:59:29 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Jibblies_2 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Jibblies_2 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween07|Decemberween Short Shorts|Fan Costumes '07}}<br /> [[Image:Jibblies 2 Rocoulm Pom Pom Strong Sad.png|thumb|&quot;Guess what? Come on in heeeeere.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> The [[Horrible Painting]] wreaks havoc on the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]].<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Horrible Painting]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}<br /> <br /> See '''[[Jibblies 2 Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Bar]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], Inside the [[Horrible Painting]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 29, 2007<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:44<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Buy a bag, go home in a box!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Strong Mad stands in front of a mirror labeled &quot;Man of the Year&quot; and &quot;TIME&quot;, and places a Russian fur cap on his head while grunting contentedly. He becomes confused and turns away from the mirror.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!<br /> <br /> ''{Foreboding music starts to play as Strong Mad walks to and opens the closet.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere....<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' AUGH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!<br /> <br /> ''{Title appears: &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;, &quot;an incredibly scary halloween-type cartoon&quot;, &quot;made by the same people who always make these cartoons&quot;, &quot;okay, maybe it's not that scary&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{flips a hat onto The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, he looks adorable. Get a picture. Get a picture.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises; imitating the shutter click}'' ''{takes a picture with an imaginary camera}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's a keeper.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{querying The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks away}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again! ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walking in}'' ''{casual The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad standing with his eyes shut and twitching violently.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams, flails arms wildly}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad continues moaning and twitching. The Cheat stands in the doorway in shock and the Horrible Painting approaches him from behind.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeeere....<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat turns around and is bombarded with green circles emanating from the Horrible Painting. Cut to a statue shaking on the shelf while The Cheat continues screaming.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan playing a yellow guitar.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing off key (see [[#Trivia|below]]) with the notes}'' E... A... D... G.... ''{phone begins to ring}'' Homestar, could you get that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' No way!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ''{strums}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And ''I'm'' busy not answering the phone!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Humph. ''{Cut to answering machine with 666 waiting messages; foreboding music plays.}'' Oh, great, you made me miss it.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. ''{beep}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Come on in heeeeeere.... ''{green circles emanate from the speaker}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie! ''{continues while her eyes appear swirled}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously; walks on screen}'' Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone! Do you still need me to answer the phone? Marzipan? What are you doing? Are you playing a song? What is that? Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that? You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here? Okay! If you say so! ''{walks away}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing insulting The Stick, from earlier}'' ...and your stupid face! And your stupid face!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking on screen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{to The Stick}'' Hey, The Cheat!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't the Human Grate On My Nerves! Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Jibbilits? ''{foreboding music}'' Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...-ve... danger! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you, The Stick.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Strong Bad peek in the doorway and gasp. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Mad, who both have the jibblies.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! We're snowed in! I mean, we're too late! I know who's behind all this! ''{walks to and opens closet, revealing a stuffed dinosaur}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pudonkis is behind this?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed ''Dromiceiomimus''. There's usually this really horrible painting in there. ''{cut to Horrible Painting}'' Of some kind of demon holding a torch. Why is he holding that torch?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean the jibblies painting.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{abrupt record scratch}'' Wait, you know about it?!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pudonkis must be stopped!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{deals a card}'' Oh, the Clutch of Glaives. ''{to Pom Pom}'' That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your ''{pats his belly}'' dumpier friends. ''{flips another card}'' Ooh, and the Cult of Ray. That means you should ''{puts hands on hips}'' seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks.<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{accusatory bubbling noises}'' ''{points at Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Don't look at ''{pats his belly}'' me! The cards do not lie! ''{flips over a card with the demon from the Horrible Painting on it, which reads, &quot;THE ROCOULM&quot;.}'' Weird. I've never seen this one before.<br /> <br /> ''{The card flashes and suddenly the Horrible Painting appears on the far wall.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere....<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{jibblie-like bubbling noises accompanied by electrical sounds from his costume; continues}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a silhouetted backdrop of outside Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar and Strong Bad are seen running towards it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!! Bubs!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of inside Bubs' Concession Stand looking outward}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4! Bubs?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs is sitting on the ground, obviously jibblified.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're snowed in again!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, we're on our own.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Jibblie!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All the good characters have already been jibblied.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Ahh... jibblie.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about Coach&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' ''All'' the good characters.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What we gonna do?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hide, man! That thing is unstoppable! We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws. ''{forms his hands into claws and hisses}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the showers in Coach Z's locker room.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' running around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me than in the shower. My good man, would ya please pass the Port Plus?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{wearing a shower cap}'' Come on in heeeeere.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly... ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the castle.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ding-dang-it, Poopsmith, I want me some of that giblet flu that's been going around. That mess sounds delicious.<br /> <br /> ''{A rock slides out of the castle wall, revealing the painting's face behind it}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Guess what, come on in heeeere.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, giblet giblet... ''{continues}'' <br /> <br /> ''{The Poopsmith's mouth quivers and he holds up sign that says, &quot;Jibblie Jibblie&quot;. Cut to the couch in Strong Bad's basement where Strong Bad and Homestar peek their head up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh-hem.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sorry man. All but one.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you very much.<br /> <br /> ''{Close-up of Strong Bad behind the couch.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight ''{closes eyes}'' and try to heighten your other senses. ''{grunts and feels about for Homestar}'' Eh, Homestar?<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad opens his eyes and sees the Horrible Painting sitting where Homestar was moments ago.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come... on... in heeeere!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Not again! Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie... ''{continues while hurtling into the air, dancing across the ceiling, and finally landing behind the couch. The Painting lands on the couch just before Homestar enters, carrying a sandwich on a plate.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, makin' a sandwich. What did you just say?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in heeere.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in there? Okay. ''{steps into painting}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a dungeon-like cave with a torch hanging on the wall. Homestar steps into the cave, having been transformed into a photographic negative of himself.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, nice style! Hello? I came on in here!<br /> <br /> ''{The Rocoulm is sitting in a corner and waves.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' How's it going, man?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good, creeptake. Is this your house?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' It's not much, but it's hooome. I plan to redo the kitchen.<br /> <br /> ''{Shot of the kitchen, which has a sink and a urinal. The sink drips once.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is literally so great. Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' I just wanted someone to come on in heeere. I looove to entertaaain.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about that guy?<br /> <br /> ''{Shot of the Goblin dancing while the Goblin music plays. Cut back to Homestar and the Horrible Painting.}''<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' That guy has serious problems.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Yes, but you will have to stay here with me for all eternity.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, no sweat. I love eternity.<br /> <br /> '''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Then it is done. ''{says &quot;Come on in heeeere&quot; backwards}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flying into the air}'' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Super Scope 6! ''{lands on the couch}'' Whoa, the Jibblies are gone! I'm saved!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat and Strong Mad walk in from the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, The Cheat, you're all right! Everything is back to normal.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Marzipan walks in from right}'' You guys, have you seen Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What are you doing in my house?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet. The Horrible Painting is back inside, only now Homestar is sitting next to the demon. Both are holding cups of tea and there is a slice of cake on the ground.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already. Oops, it's five past eternity. You better let me go. Beep, beep, beep! Your eternity alarm is going off; it's probably time to send me home.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black; a card reading, &quot;END of TOON&quot; is tossed into view.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is supposed to be making me some giblets or something...<br /> <br /> ''{Final stinger music plays as background color flashes white and black. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on The Poopsmith's head during the King of Town scene to see a clip of Homsar and The Horrible Painting that will play right after it:<br /> :'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Come on in here?<br /> :'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a touchy feely-holic! ''{green circles emanate from Homsar's hat}''<br /> :'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{Sliding off the screen}'' Jibblie jibblie jibblie!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Bubs:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, nice &quot;Schneider from ''One Day At a Time''&quot; costume.<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No way. He's Monroe from ''Too Close For Comfort''.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' You're both ''way'' off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know.<br /> :''{Some green slime falls from above and splashes on Marzipan. She frowns.}''<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard that.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Bad.<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as as the alien this year!<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Xenomorph! Xenomorph!<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' I was going to, but when I got to the Hammakers Slammakers, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Marzipan:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan, I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving. ''{Marzipan frowns}'' Right there, about the sideburns area.<br /> :'''MARZIPAN:''' More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Homestar:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.<br /> :''{Pom Pom gets out the golbol and tosses it into the air. It spins downward and hits Homestar on the head and then flies offscreen.}''<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on Strong Sad:<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' &quot;Original&quot; and &quot;horror movie&quot;? Not these days.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The King of Town:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King of Town, I gotta hand it to ya: that is one great melted Don King outfit.<br /> :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, I could go for a box of melted King Dons myself.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on The Poopsmith:<br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good smells? Where The Poopsmith's going, he doesn't need good smells. ''{The Poopsmith adjusts his glasses}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *The cards on the loading and end screen, and during Pom Pom's and Strong Sad's scene, are modeled after the 22 [[Wikipedia:Major Arcana|major arcana]] cards of a [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot deck]]. As Strong Sad is doing, they are often used for fortune telling, and have various meanings depending on location and order.<br /> *&quot;[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ruskie&amp;defid=70720 Ruskie]&quot; is Cold War-era slang for a Russian person. It is a corruption of the Russian word &quot;русский&quot; (pronounced &quot;rooski&quot;), which means &quot;Russian&quot; in the Russian language.<br /> *Most of the supplies Strong Bad asks Bubs for are traditional weapons against mythological creatures: garlic against vampires, silver bullets against werewolves, and holy water and crosses against demons.<br /> *Strong Bad's mention of razor blade candy apples refers to the [[Snopes:horrors/mayhem/needles.asp|urban legend]] of unscrupulous people leaving dangerous items like needles and razor blades embedded in Halloween treats.<br /> *In place of the Painting in Strong Mad's closet is a stuffed Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus was an ornithomimid dinosaur (commonly called &quot;ostrich dinosaurs&quot;) from late Cretaceous Canada, closely related to Gallimimus. Unlike the stuffed toy Strong Mad has, Dromiceiomimus had no teeth.<br /> *When Marzipan gets the message from the Horrible Painting it is message number 666, the [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]].<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Whilst tuning her guitar, Marzipan plays an A whilst singing E, D whilst singing A, G whilst singing D and B whilst singing G.<br /> *The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|&quot;Thank You&quot; painting]] in Marzipan's house is dressed up in orange and black for Halloween.<br /> *When the Horrible Painting demon un-jibblifies everyone, the backwards sound clip is merely his classic line &quot;come on in here&quot; reversed.<br /> *Strong Sad's tarot cards have &quot;Uh OH, TAROT!&quot; written on the back of them.<br /> *Originally, this toon did not contain the Easter eggs for The King of Town or The Poopsmith. They were added about a day after the toon's release.<br /> *The [[Irregular Loading Screen|loading screen]] reads &quot;the LOADING&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *When Homestar Runner and The Goblin are inside the Horrible Painting, they appear in [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]] colors only.<br /> *When Pom Pom gets the jibblies, the &quot;mouth&quot; of his Cacodemon costume pulses with electricity the same way the Cacodemon sprite in ''[[Wikipedia:Doom (video game)|Doom]]'' was animated when it used its electricity projectile attack.<br /> *Marzipan's guitar only has five strings pictured. Also, she names the lowest four strings of a guitar, but plays and sings the pitches A, D, G, B (i.e. starts with the second lowest string).<br /> *Marzipan walks toward her answering machine when she tries to answer the phone, but the phone is not on the same table as the answering machine.<br /> *This is the first Halloween toon that does not take place in the [[Spooky Woods]] at any point.<br /> *The tarot card reading &quot;End of Toon&quot; is numbered 27 in roman numerals - a standard tarot deck includes only Major Arcana cards numbered up to 21, also usually in roman numerals.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When The Cheat goes into Strong Mad's room, a line can be seen on the wall to the left of the door.<br /> *Strong Sad's mouth doesn't move while speaking after he has been jibblified.<br /> *Clicking on Homsar at the end causes his costume name to disappear.<br /> *When you click on any character at the end with an Easter egg, the King of Town's necklace and The Poopsmith's glasses shift to the left slightly and Strong Bad and Marzipan's mouths change, then return to normal when the dialogue is over.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Goofs===<br /> *At the end, when everyone's costume is revealed, the name of former pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] was misspelled. This has since been corrected.<br /> *When the camera zoomed out to show Marzipan having the jibblies, the buttons weren't on the answering machine. This was fixed later.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Glitches===<br /> *When this toon was released, during the close up of Marzipan's Answering Machine, the &quot;next&quot; button was clickable, and doing so repeatedly caused the sound to go out of sync with the animation. This was fixed at the same time that the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] through most of the toon, except right before he is jibblied.<br /> *The STRONG MAD RD sign on the closet first appeared in [[bottom 10]], though it was partially obscured by the border.<br /> *Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning the cartoon's title and exclaiming the painting got all the good and lame characters.<br /> *When Marzipan has the Jibblies, Homestar says &quot;What are you doing? Are you playing a song?&quot; in almost exactly the same way as in [[Sensitive to Bees]].<br /> *&quot;We're snowed in!&quot; was previously used on [[Main Page 16]].<br /> *The name of the Horrible Painting's tarot card, 'The Rocoulm', was previously referenced in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file. The link to the Horrible Painting in the weeklies.xml file (before that link was removed) was &quot;rocoulm&quot;.<br /> *Pom Pom giving Homestar the [[golbol]] at the end is a reference to [[Strongest Man in the World]].<br /> *Coach Z asks Strong Bad why he wasn't the alien, as he appeared to be in the toon's [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser trailer]].<br /> *This cartoon contains a variation on [[couch mumbling]].<br /> *Strong Mad's stuffed dromiceiomimus is another instance of [[dinosaurs]].<br /> *The Poopsmith pulls his sign from [[Hammerspace]].<br /> *This is the seventh straight Halloween toon where a Homsar Easter egg is accessed by clicking on or near the Poopsmith.<br /> *Strong Sad's pedantry over the proper name of the alien recalls his penchant for corrections seen in [[technology]], [[secret identity]] and [[narrator]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The page title is taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie ''[[Wikipedia:Popcorn (1991 film)|Popcorn]]''.<br /> *Strong Mad uses a [[Wikipedia:Person of the Year|''Time'' Magazine Man of the Year]] mirror almost identical to one seen in the film [[The Big Lebowski]].<br /> *[[Pudonkis]] the [[Wikipedia:Dromiceiomimus|Dromiceiomimus]] stands in the same pose as the Dromiceiomimus from [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Comics|Dinosaur Comics]]. <br /> * &quot;[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Beret|Raspberry Beret]]&quot; was a hit for Prince &amp; The Revolution in 1985.<br /> * ''[[Wikipedia:The Mole People|The Mole People]]'' was a 1956 science fiction film starring John Agar.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'' is a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters, and their building superintendent, Dwayne Schneider, played by Pat Harrington Jr. It ran from 1975 to 1984 on [[Wikipedia:Columbia Broadcasting System|CBS]].<br /> * ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort (TV series)|Too Close For Comfort]]'' was a American situation comedy starring Ted Knight as a San Francisco cartoonist sharing a duplex. Jim J. Bullock played the character of Monroe. The show ran from 1980 to 1985 on [[Wikipedia:American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] and in syndication.<br /> *The Bubs Easter egg contains references to two running gags from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]]'': people getting slimed when they say &quot;I don't know,&quot; and Barth the Chef (also played by Les Lye) crying &quot;I ''heard'' that!&quot; when someone made a wisecrack about the meat he puts in his hamburgers.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'' is a 1996 album by Frank Black.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Xenomorph (Alien)|Xenomorph]] is the technical name for the alien species in the [[Wikipedia:Alien (film series)|Alien]] movies.<br /> *&quot;The Clutch of [[Wikipedia:Glaive#Other uses|Glaives]]&quot; card is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''. In it, the hero possessed a weapon called &quot;The Glaive&quot; that looked identical to the picture on Strong Sad's tarot.<br /> *Strong Bad's mention of &quot;Hammaker's Slammakers&quot; in the Easter eggs refers to [[Wikipedia:Hammacher Schlemmer|Hammacher Schlemmer]], a chain of stores that sells high-end luxury gifts. <br /> *''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope 6|Super Scope 6]]'' is an [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game.<br /> *Coach Z asking for the &quot;Port Plus&quot; is a reference to [http://www.pertplus.com/ Pert Plus] shampoo.<br /> *&quot;Pumpkinshead 2 through 4&quot; refers to the ''[[Wikipedia:Pumpkinhead (film)|Pumpkinhead]]'' series of films.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Don King|Don King]] is a boxing promoter.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Ding Dong|King Don]] is the alternate brand name of the snack cake Ding Dongs sold in Canada. <br /> *Homestar's line in The Poopsmith's Easter egg is a play on [[Wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]]'s final line in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Back to the Future|Back to the Future]]'': &quot;Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.&quot;<br /> *Coach Z's line about a [[Showering|shower]] being the safest place for a pretty young thing is a reference to many horror movies, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]'', that have young women attacked while taking a shower.<br /> *The music throughout the toon and especially at the end is based on [[Wikipedia:Killer Instinct|Killer Instinct]], a game for the [[Nintendo|Super NES]].<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[[HR:ween07.html|Watch &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:ween07.swf|View the Flash file for &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> *[[forum:12732|Forum thread re: &quot;Jibblies 2&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|ween07}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Halloween]]</div> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:58:18 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Jibblies_2 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/PhoneTime_XL8 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|right|220px|New! The PhoneTime XL8, from... PhoneTime.]]<br /> <br /> The '''PhoneTime XL8''' is [[Marzipan]]'s current answering machine. It first appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. This new machine is functionally the same as the [[Answering Machine|previous model]], but rather than the faux wood case, this sports a nice, black finish. <br /> <br /> The PhoneTime XL8 can be seen in the background in an Easter egg in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> [[Strong Bad]] managed to leave a prank call on this machine from [[Jail|prison]] using a can and some string in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. Much like [[The Homestar Runner]] did in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]<br /> <br /> [[The Cheat]] stole the Phonetime XL8 for Strong Bad's [[garage sale]]. Strong Bad then tried to sell it back to Marzipan, who wasn't too happy about it.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Electronics]]</div> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:50:53 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:PhoneTime_XL8 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/PhoneTime_XL8 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|right|220px|New! The PhoneTime XL8, from... PhoneTime.]]<br /> <br /> The '''PhoneTime XL8''' is [[Marzipan]]'s current answering machine. It first appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. This new machine is functionally the same as the [[Answering Machine|previous model]], but rather than the faux wood case, this sports a nice, black finish. <br /> <br /> The PhoneTime XL8 can be seen in the background in an Easter egg in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> [[Strong Bad]] managed to leave a prank call on this machine from [[Jail|prison]] using a can and some string in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. Much like [[The Homestar Runner]] did in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine 13.2]]<br /> <br /> [[The Cheat]] stole the Phonetime XL8 for Strong Bad's [[garage sale]]. Strong Bad then tried to sell it back to Marzipan, who wasn't too happy about it.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Electronics]]</div> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:50:22 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:PhoneTime_XL8 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Homestar_Runner <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:thehstarr2.png|thumb|&quot;Go soak your fat head.&quot;]]<br /> '''The Homestar Runner''' is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[Homestar Runner]]. His primary interest is in finding something to eat with [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] and [[Fat Dudley]] during the [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|Great Depression]]. He is frequently pitted against [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who is typically unsuccessful at foiling The Homestar Runner's efforts.<br /> <br /> The Homestar Runner can play &quot;a mean [[Washboard|worshboard]]&quot; and appears to have incredible aim when firing a spitball out of a straw; he was able to peg [[Stinkoman]] in the eye from a great distance in [[20X6 vs. 1936]]. He has also been kicking an old [[Can of Water Soup]] around ever since his dog &quot;worshed&quot; away in the storm of '28. While he seems to like most of the characters he meets, he dislikes [[Sickly Sam]] (their &quot;worst friend&quot;) and [[Rumble Red]], whom he labels a &quot;Communist fool&quot;, and even killed him with the help of Old-Timey Marzipan and an [[invention]].<br /> <br /> The Homestar Runner apparently managed to call [[Marzipan]] using an empty soup can and a length of twine in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], even though he exists in a different era than modern-day Marzipan.<br /> <br /> He is [[Mike Chapman]]'s favorite character in the entire Homestar Runner body of work. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and more aware of what's going on than modern-day Homestar. Though this may be true, The Homestar Runner does not seem to be able to either hear or understand others very well, and often responds with a flat &quot;What?&quot; to other characters who try to converse with him. Like his modern day counterpart, he frequently mispronounces words, saying &quot;accumulated&quot; as &quot;acoomalated&quot; and &quot;Communist&quot; as &quot;Commonest&quot;.<br /> <br /> The Brothers Chaps refer to this character as &quot;Old Timey Homestar,&quot; &quot;Kick the Can Homestar,&quot; or simply &quot;Homestar&quot;. He refers to himself as &quot;The Homestar Runner&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Quotes of the Week==<br /> {{qotwstart}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance.&quot; |[[20X6 vs. 1936]]|mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Filmography==<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Kick the Can]]<br /> *[[:Category:The Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[The_Homestar_Runner_Evolution|The Homestar Runner Evolution]]<br /> [[Category:Old-Timey Characters|Homestar Runner, The]]</div> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:48:48 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:The_Homestar_Runner http://hrwiki.org/wiki/PhoneTime_XL8 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|right|220px|New! The PhoneTime XL8, from... PhoneTime.]]<br /> <br /> The '''PhoneTime XL8''' is [[Marzipan]]'s current answering machine. It first appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. This new machine is functionally the same as the [[Answering Machine|previous model]], but rather than the faux wood case, this sports a nice, black finish. <br /> <br /> The PhoneTime XL8 can be seen in the background in an Easter egg in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> [[Strong Bad]] managed to leave a prank call on this machine from [[Jail|prison]] using a can and some string in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. <br /> <br /> [[The Cheat]] stole the Phonetime XL8 for Strong Bad's [[garage sale]]. Strong Bad then tried to sell it back to Marzipan, who wasn't too happy about it.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Electronics]]</div> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:45:33 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:PhoneTime_XL8 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/PhoneTime_XL8 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|right|220px|New! The PhoneTime XL8, from... PhoneTime.]]<br /> <br /> The '''PhoneTime XL8''' is [[Marzipan]]'s current answering machine. It first appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. This new machine is functionally the same as the [[Answering Machine|previous model]], but rather than the faux wood case, this sports a nice, black finish. <br /> <br /> The PhoneTime XL8 can be seen in the background in an Easter egg in [[flashback]].<br /> <br /> [[Strong Bad]] managed to leave a prank call on this machine from [[Jail|prison]] using a can and some string in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. Much like [[Old-Timey Homestar]]<br /> <br /> [[The Cheat]] stole the Phonetime XL8 for Strong Bad's [[garage sale]]. Strong Bad then tried to sell it back to Marzipan, who wasn't too happy about it.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Electronics]]</div> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:45:13 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:PhoneTime_XL8 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/TROGDOR! <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{gamenav|New Game|trogdor|Kid Speedy|Awexome Cross}}<br /> <br /> {{aboutgame}} {{forcharacter|Trogdor}} {{forsong|Trogdor (song)}} {{for|[[:Category:Karaoke Videos|karaoke video]]|Trogdor (karaoke)}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:trogdorgame.png|thumb|8-bit majesty!!]]<br /> <br /> ''&quot;The beefy armed dragon has had it up to here with those pesky peasants. Achieve burnination and watch the countryside go up in flames.&quot;'' —[[Videlectrix]]<br /> <br /> '''TROGDOR!''' is a game based on the character of {{Film|Trogdor}} from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dragon]]. Trogdor squishes peasants and burninates cottages, all while avoiding knights and archers.<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 17, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' TROGDOR!!!<br /> <br /> '''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!<br /> <br /> == Instructions ==<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> {| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |Use the arrow keys to control Trogdor.<br /> |-<br /> |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.<br /> |-<br /> |Burn all cottages to advance a level.<br /> |-<br /> |Avoid knights and archers!<br /> |-<br /> |Press SPACE to pause.<br /> |-<br /> |&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;click anywhere to START&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |Programmed by Jonathan Howe<br /> |-<br /> |Designed by Mike and Matt<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> == Interludes ==<br /> *There are a number of interludes after the following levels, similar to the ones between some levels of Pac Man and other arcade games:<br /> **Level 4 — &quot;stompin' good&quot;<br /> ::''{A lone peasant is on the left side of the screen. Trogdor approaches from the right with two knights in hot pursuit. Trogdor stomps the peasant and then turns to burninate the knights as they retreat.}'' <br /> :*Level 8 — &quot;fry 'em up Dan&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor is in the middle of the screen. Four peasants approach one by one from the left, are burninated, and exit at the bottom of the screen.}''<br /> :*Level 12 — &quot;parade of trogdors&quot;<br /> ::''{Nine Trogdors parade from right to left across the screen.}''<br /> :*Level 16 — &quot;dancin' time&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor breaks it down surrounded by ten burninated peasants and two knights}''<br /> :*Level 20 — &quot;flex it, troggie&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor flexes his beefy arm.}''<br /> :*Level 24 — &quot;peasant dominoes&quot;<br /> ::''{Seven peasants are in a line. Trogdor burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant to the left of the burninated peasant catches fire as the first peasant falls over. This effect dominoes down the line of peasants until they all fall over. Trogdor hops up and down with glee.}''<br /> :*Level 30 — &quot;trogdor incognito&quot;<br /> ::''{Two peasants approach each other from opposite sides of the screen and stop in the middle. The peasant on the left burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant on the right runs off. The peasant on the left hops up and down.}''<br /> :*Level 34 — &quot;go trogdor # 2!&quot;<br /> ::''{Seven peasants are hopping up and down as two Trogdors race across the screen from left to right. Trogdor number two wins the race.}''<br /> :*Level 38 — &quot;forbidden peasant love&quot;<br /> ::''{Two peasants enter the screen from the right with a heart between them. As they reach the middle of the screen, a blue knight runs on screen and takes the peasant on the left away. The heart disappears as the peasant that was on the right is left alone.}''<br /> :*Level 42 — &quot;2 cottages&quot;<br /> ::''{Two cottages appear.}''<br /> :*Level 46 — &quot;a funny joke&quot;<br /> ::''{A knight is minding his own business on the left side of the screen. Out of nowhere, an archer appears on the right side of the screen and begins to shoot five arrows off of the knight's helmet. The archer leaves and the knight turns to face the spot where he was to find that no one is there.}''<br /> :*Level 50 — &quot;smote that kerrek!&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor is on screen with The Kerrek. The Kerrek bounces up and down a few times before Trogdor burninates him.}''<br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! Roast Kerrek!<br /> :*Level 100 — ''{A tiny arcade game Strong Bad enters the screen from the right.}''<br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What am I doing in this game?<br /> <br /> ::''{Arcade Strong Bad moves his arms up and down as the text &quot;congratulations. you got good score&quot; appears}<br /> <br /> ::'''GAME:''' Congratulations. You got good score.<br /> <br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' I sound so... realistic.<br /> <br /> ::''{roll credits}''<br /> <br /> ::'''cast:'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Trogdor appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''trogdor'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''perez'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A slightly different peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''hackworth'''<br /> <br /> ::''{An on-fire peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::''' 'the steve' '''<br /> <br /> ::''{A blue knight appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the blue knight'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A different blue knight appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the red knight'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Two archers appear, joined at their torso}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the siamese archers'''<br /> <br /> ::''{The Kerrek appears, burninated. His ashes form a roast Kerrek, complete with apple in mouth.}''<br /> <br /> ::'''and Wordly Wise as The Kerrek'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Trogdor and Arcade Strong Bad appear at an angle}''<br /> <br /> ::'''keep playing!'''<br /> <br /> ::''{The game advances to the high score screen}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> [[Image:Togdor_secret.png|thumb|If more than 2,000 points are scored and Trogdor dies, [[Jonathan Howe]]'s name is shown]]<br /> *Click and hold the &quot;G&quot; in the TROGDOR title to see some game hints.<br /> **Don't let the peasants return to their cottages.<br /> **Once you're burninating, you're invincible. &lt;!-- I checked. Both versions of the game spelled &quot;invincible&quot; wrong. --&gt;<br /> **Burninated peasants set their cottages on fire.<br /> **Get an extra man every 300 points.<br /> **What's a treasure hut?!?!<br /> **Secret Code?!?!<br /> *On the hints screen, use the [[Wikipedia:Konami Code|Konami Code]] (up up down down left right left right B A, and then click the word &quot;START&quot;) to start off with 30 lives.<br /> *During the game, hit the &quot;k&quot; key to kick the game. This doesn't seem to give the player any advantage, but it does cause the machine to repeat the word &quot;TROGDOR!&quot; (A reference to [[Arcade Game]].)<br /> *Certain huts contain gold. To get to them, Trogdor must burninate certain huts that block them.<br /> **Some of these huts are:<br /> **On level 7, the leftmost hut. Burninate the 4 huts in the way. <br /> **On level 11, the lower right hut. Burninate the huts around it. <br /> **On level 16, the upper left hut. Burninate the three huts in the way.<br /> **On level 43, the rightmost hut. Burninate the hut above it.<br /> <br /> == Tips ==<br /> * If a peasant makes it back into their cottage, a point is lost on the meter of peasants squished (unless the meter is already empty). This can be frustrating when some cottages are inaccessible. Make sure to not miss opportunities to squish peasants on these levels.<br /> * Knights move in a pattern consisting of two moves (repeated over and over), completely ignoring Trogdor and the peasants. Their pattern gets &quot;mirrored&quot; when they hit a wall. Learning their patterns is one of the keys to doing well in the game.<br /> * When Trogdor burninates peasants, they will run back to their cottage, which will burninate the cottage without need for direct burnination.<br /> * Peasants will still come out of burninated cottages, though Trogdor can walk right through them. Knights and arrows can go through any cottage.<br /> * Archers appear in much greater frequency when progressing farther in the game, but knights tend to be the main obstacle. Be sure to pay attention to the edges of the screen for archers. Arrows go at about the same speed as Trogdor.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Using a [http://www.squarefree.com/bookmarklets/flash.html seek bar] suggests that this game was originally intended to have a high-score board. It actually does [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html here]; unfortunately, this version has the old impossible level 27 (see below) and some bugs.<br /> *Flex it Troggie, Forbidden Peasant Love, and Smote That Kerrek are the only three animations that use art that isn't used during gameplay.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *In [[Peasant's Quest]] it shows that Trogdor is invincible, but he can die in this game.<br /> *When an archer kills Trogdor, it shows Trogdor with several arrows stuck in him, even though the archer shot only one.<br /> *When Trogdor gets sworded, the knight is still holding his sword and there is one sticking out of Trogdor.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *Sometimes, the peasants and knights walk too far upwards and end up standing in the sky.<br /> *Trogdor doesn't actually have to step on the peasants; just have them pass over Trogdor's sprite to do the job.<br /> **This also works inversely, for being SWORDED!.<br /> *When the G on the &quot;TROGDOR!&quot; title is held down, the word &quot;invincible&quot; is spelled incorrectly. This is in both versions.<br /> *On the Wii version, when the Videlectrix logo appears, and &quot;le presente&quot; is under it, the latter phrase almost immediately shifts over to the left by a little bit.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Goofs===<br /> *Lev. 27 was well nigh impossible. The peasant-paths were accessible only for 2 of the 6 cottages, so for every peasant Trogdor squished there were 2 left to wander back into their cottages (diminishing the burninator meter). Meanwhile, the cottages themselves walled him in to a very small area, which made him a sitting duck for archers and knights. This level was &quot;fixed&quot; as of February 12, 2005, making it much simpler to beat. The change is documented in the [[FAQ]].<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *Pausing causes a purple ball to become visible on the screen.<br /> *If Trogdor dies as soon as he achieves burnination status, he will come back to life with burnination, assuming the player has any mans left.<br /> * When the game is paused while a cottage is burninating, it will continue to burninate until it is destroyed.<br /> *Sometimes Trogdor will get &quot;SWORDED&quot; just because he is near the knight, not necessarily making contact with him.<br /> *In the .swf version, right click and click play after the knight swords Trogdor on the last man to start at -1 mans, but click play again for game over.<br /> *If the game is paused at the &quot;LEVEL BEATEN&quot; screen, Trogdor will be unmovable afterward and cannot unpause.<br /> *If Trogdor is still burninating when he goes into a secret room, it will show the flame where he last was.<br /> *For a very short moment after burnination stops (and the fire is no longer visible), Trogdor can still burninate cottages and peasants.<br /> *Sometimes, while in a treasure hut, Trogdor will get randomly &quot;SWORDED&quot; but he won't lose any lives.<br /> *If Trogdor burninates a peasant, then runs out of burnination and squishes that same peasant, then one of the cottages may spontaneously combust after a short time.<br /> *Right before the &quot;Stompin' Good&quot; cutscene, the &quot;It's Over!&quot; screen flashes for a split second.<br /> *If Trogdor gets SWORDED! right after he achieves burnination status, he will appear to be shooting fire out of his arm.<br /> *Sometimes, the &quot;Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played&quot; quote and the &quot;And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiight!!&quot; quote play at the same time when you beat a level.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Glitches===<br /> <br /> *If the game is paused (using the space bar) when an archer is out pulling his bow, he will get stuck there until the end of the level, even if Trogdor dies there.<br /> **As of February 12, 2005, this glitch has been fixed so that archers will disappear after unpausing the game and reappear as normal. However, the glitch is still present on the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html version that includes a high score list.]<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *&quot;Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you.&quot; is a reference to [[trevor the vampire]].<br /> *&quot;ARROWED!&quot; is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].<br /> **&quot;IT'S OVER!&quot; is also a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].<br /> *This game has a &quot;[[Mans]]&quot; counter.<br /> *This game has a reference to [[blood]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The &quot;Arch-Deluxe&quot; is a reference to an old McDonald's Burger called the [[Wikipedia:Arch Deluxe|Arch Deluxe]].<br /> *Jonathan Howe's name being an easter egg is actually a reference to Adventure for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]]. When it was made, Atari intentionally kept game designers from achieving celebrity status (or getting a sniff of royalties/credit). In rebellion to this, Warren Robinett hid his name inside what is commonly regarded as the first Easter egg. It was accessible only by picking up an invisible object, carrying it through a dragon-infested maze, and touching it to a blank wall. Doing this revealed a room with Warren's name plastered all over in rainbow colors.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Wordly Wise|Wordly Wise]] is a series of textbooks designed to build student's vocabulary. What this has to do with the [[Kerrek]] is unknown.<br /> *When Trogdor dies, the replay button says &quot;CHALLENGE AGAIN!&quot;. This references the ending of [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]], which says the same thing.<br /> *&quot;Fry 'em up Dan&quot; is a direct quote from [[Wikipedia:Shel Silverstein|Shel Silverstein]]'s poem &quot;Ladies First&quot;.<br /> *The peasants in love may be a reference to the video game Pac-man by [http://www.namco.com/ Namco], in which Pac-man and Mrs. Pac-man move onto the screen and a heart forms above them.<br /> *The gameplay resembles [[Wikipedia:Robotron 2084|Robotron 2084]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *[[Dan]], from the caption &quot;Fry 'em up Dan&quot;, is later used in [[Thy Dungeonman II]] and [[Peasant's Quest]], as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]], and possibly [[Kid Speedy]]. This seems to have become a running gag with all of the new games.<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad Quotes===<br /> *Strong Bad will say things during the game. Here's a list:<br /> <br /> :'''Sworded:'''<br /> :*&quot;Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Stupid, friggin' knights.&quot; (This is always said if Trogdor is sworded while the peasant meter is at nine.)<br /> <br /> :'''Arrowed:'''<br /> :* &quot;Ugh, stupid arch-deluxe.&quot;<br /> :* &quot;Ugh! Nothing more humiliating than getting killed by the archer... Arch-deluxe. Show you next time.&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Squish a Peasant:'''<br /> :*&quot;Squished you, peasanty.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;I squish you.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;A Squisha.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;A Squisha Squisha.&quot;<br /> :*(rare)&quot;A Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha toniiight.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played.&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Get Burninate Power:'''<br /> :*&quot;The tables have turned!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Burninate a Cottage:'''<br /> :*&quot;Dooj!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Burninate a Peasant:'''<br /> :*''{laughing}'' &quot;He's on fire! Look at 'em burning!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Beat a Level:'''<br /> :*&quot;Oh yeah!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Oh, yes! And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Game Over (depending on actions):'''<br /> :*&quot;Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you.&quot; (Under 1000 points)<br /> :*'''STRONG BAD:''' &quot;Beat that score, Strong Sad!&quot; (Between 1000 and 2000 points)<br /> ::*'''STRONG SAD:''' &quot;I don't even want to play that game.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Wow! That's the best secret thing I ever found in a video game. It's like... some dude's name. Flashing and stuff. ''{Jonathan Howe's name appears flashing}'' (Over 2000 points)<br /> :*&quot;Ugh, nothing more humiliating then getting killed by the archer...arch deluxe...show you next time!&quot; (If Trogdor gets arrowed to end his last life)<br /> <br /> :'''Upon reaching certain animations:'''<br /> :*&quot;Mmmmm, roast Kerrek!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;What the? What am I doing in this game?!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;I sound so... realistic.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Viidelectrix===<br /> There are a few differences between the original version of the game and the Viidelectrix version.<br /> *The Videlectrix credit screen reads, &quot;Videlectrix le presente&quot;.<br /> *The instructions read:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> {| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Turn that remote sideways and use the D-pad.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Burn all cottages to advance a level.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Avoid knights and archers!<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Press 1 to pause.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;point at screen and press A to START&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;text-align:left&quot; | &lt;small&gt;Programmed by Jonathan Howe&lt;/small&gt; || style=&quot;text-align:right&quot; | &lt;small&gt;Designed by Mike and Matt&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;small&gt;Remote programming from Mario Klingemann &amp; Jerason Banes&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *The &quot;It's over!&quot; screen reads &quot;PRESS 1 TO CHALLENGE AGAIN!&quot; in the lower right-hand corner.<br /> *Unlike previous Viidelectrix games, TROGDOR! is controlled via the [[Wikipedia:D-pad|D-pad]] instead of the Wii-mote pointer. This is through an implementation of [[Wikipedia:WiiCade#The WiiCade API|the WiiCade API]], which would explain the additional programming credit to the developers.<br /> *The Konami code cheat is enabled, but cannot be used on a Wii (no Wii-mote button is mapped to the &quot;B&quot; key, so the cheat cannot be completed).<br /> *If playing on a PC, the &quot;A&quot; key now functions as the pause button.<br /> *The Videlectrix logo and title screen can be skipped when the player presses the A button (or clicks).<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *Play the [[HR:trogdor.html|Game]]<br /> *Play the [[HR:trogdor.swf|Game (Flash file)]]<br /> *Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/|Wii version of the game]] (currently down)<br /> *Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/game.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]] (currently down)<br /> *Listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_theme.mp3|Game Music]] [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_intermission.mp3|Game Music (Intermission)]]<br /> <br /> {{VidelectrixGames}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|trogdor}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Videlectrix Games]][[Category:Viidelectrix]]</div> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:54:14 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:TROGDOR! http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Rock_Opera_Visuals <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] [[rock opera]].<br /> <br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=300 | Visuals !! width=300 | [[Rock Opera (karaoke)|Karaoke effects]]<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Join me on my single&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;hundred&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;toilet dreams&amp;mdash; || Cut to some curtains, which open, beginning the opera. As each word is spoken, it appears onscreen.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As each word is said, a small clip of when the word was spoken in its own email is shown. || The screen is split into four. The four rotate.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;picture. || A spring-like [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] [[The Cheat]] appears on the right side of the screen, spring left and right over the clips. || The colors are inverted.<br /> |-<br /> |Everybody wanna scam&amp;mdash; || A second springy The Cheat appears. || Continues.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;some sweet bucks&amp;mdash; || Two more springy The Cheats appear underneath the first two. || Two more springy The Cheats appear underneath the first two.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;or potential&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;pizza. || Two more springy The Cheats appear above the others.||Two more springy The Cheats appear above the others.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.&lt;br&gt; || A pizza covers the screen, but the six springy The Cheats are still there.|| A pizza covers the screen, but the six springy The Cheats are still there.<br /> |-<br /> |Ummm... double&amp;mdash;|| The background becomes the zigzag stripe on [[Strong Bad's Basement|the basement's]] wall. [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] head flies by and [[Coach Z]] appears in the middle of the screen. The springy The Cheats are gone. || The background becomes the zigzag stripe on the basement's wall. Strong Bad's head flies by and Coach Z appears in the middle of the screen. The springy The Cheats are gone.<br /> |-<br /> |'''COACH Z:'''&lt;br&gt;pants. || Peasant-style pants appear on Coach Z || Peasant-style pants appear on Coach Z<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Awesome, awesome fancy danish.&lt;br&gt;Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. || Against a black background, rockstar-style Strong Bad takes several different poses with his guitars and a spotlight. || Against a black background, rockstar-style Strong Bad takes several different poses with his guitars and a spotlight.<br /> |-<br /> |Oh&amp;mdash; || A nighttime scene with Strong Bad on a silhouetted roof. He is kneeling with one of his hands outstretched. || A nighttime scene with Strong Bad on a silhouetted roof. He is kneeling with one of his hands outstretched.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;tonight,&amp;mdash; || Strong Bad's head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears. || Strong Bad's head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears.<br /> |-<br /> |'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;cool,&amp;mdash; || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner's]] head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears. || Homestar Runner's head fades onscreen and disappears.<br /> |-<br /> |'''MARZIPAN:'''&lt;br&gt;healthy,&amp;mdash; || [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] head fades onscreen, says the word, and disappears. || Marzipan's head fades onscreen and disappears.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;ones,&amp;mdash; ||A [[Cold One|Coldson Lite]] can fades oscreen. || A Coldson Lite can fades oscreen.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;eh? || Strong Bad's mouth appears on the Coldson Lite can and says the word. Then the can fades away. || Strong Bad's mouth appears on the Coldson Lite can and says the word. Then the can fades away.<br /> |-<br /> |Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. || Cut to a table with [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure]] standing on it next to the Chinese throwing croissant. Strong Bad's action figure appears from the right and moves closer to Strong Sad's action figure. It is then picked up by Strong Bad's hand and hits Strong Sad's action figure, sending it flying away. || Cut to a table with Strong Sad's action figure standing on it next to the Chinese throwing croissant. Strong Bad's action figure appears from the right and moves closer to Strong Sad's action figure. It is then picked up by Strong Bad's hand and hits Strong Sad's action figure, sending it flying away.<br /> |-<br /> |Ooh! Oh! || Strong Bad walks toward the viewer against a dark grey background. A yellow rectangular sign saying &quot;Stop Starting&quot; appears on the left and gets passed by. || Strong Bad walks toward the viewer against a dark grey background. A yellow rectangular sign saying &quot;Stop Starting&quot; appears on the left and gets passed by.<br /> |-<br /> |Party like&amp;mdash; ||The yellow sign disappears behind Strong Bad's head. A diamond-shaped orange road sign saying &quot;Party like complety great&quot; appears to his left. It gets passed by. ||The yellow sign disappears behind Strong Bad's head. A diamond-shaped orange road sign saying &quot;Party like complety great&quot; appears to his left. It gets passed by.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;completely great,&amp;mdash;|| A white sign reading &quot;No For Rent&quot; flashes on the upper left. || A white sign reading &quot;No For Rent&quot; flashes on the upper left.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;good.|| The orange road sign disappears behind Strong Bad. || The orange road sign disappears behind Strong Bad.<br /> |-<br /> |Down town&amp;mdash; || A pink neon message saying &quot;Downtown Ladies&quot; and a white wine glass appears behind Strong Bad and approaches the viewer. || A pink neon message saying &quot;Downtown Ladies&quot; and a white wine glass appears behind Strong Bad and approaches the viewer.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;ladies get consummate. || The &quot;No for Rent&quot; sign disappears. || A sign disappears.<br /> |-<br /> |'''MARZIPAN:'''&lt;br&gt;Yeah! || The Downtown Ladies sign fades away. Four Marzipan heads appear on the left and say the word. || The Downtown Ladies sign fades away. Four Marzipan heads appear on the left.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! || A bright yellow screen with flashing light orange, dark orange and green lights appears. A dancing, white silhouette of Strong Bad appears in different spots.||A bright yellow screen with flashing light orange, dark orange and green lights appears. A dancing, white silhouette of Strong Bad appears in different spots.<br /> |-<br /> |Wha-Ho! Problematic. || The screen becomes a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth in dark red and pink tiles that change colors as he says the words. Strong Bad's silhouette is not visible. || The screen becomes a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth in dark red and pink tiles that change colors as he says the words. Strong Bad's silhouette is not visible.<br /> |-<br /> |Solid&amp;mdash; || A small Strong Bad says the word. He is sitting on top of a pyramid of giant gold bars in a green field with a yellow sky. || A small Strong Bad says the word. He is sitting on top of a pyramid of giant gold bars in a green field with a yellow sky.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;jumble! Crazy beans double the real gold! || The background changes to the night sky as the gold and small Strong Bad fly away. Behind them is a guitar and rock star Strong Bad holding another guitar. || The background changes to the night sky as the gold and small Strong Bad fly away. Behind them is a guitar and rock star Strong Bad holding another guitar.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Computer&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;internet&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; '''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;bulging&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;out.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Yeah, oh!||The background changes to an orange background with with the white outlines of several amplifiers with the words &quot;An Amp&quot; all over. All objects from the previous scenes disappear. Whenever a word is spoken, the sayer's glowing head appears onscreen, only to disappear as soon as the word is done.|| The background changes to an orange background with with the white outlines of several amplifiers all over. All objects from the previous scenes disappear. The sayer's glowing head appears onscreen, only to disappear.<br /> |-<br /> |Dynomite&amp;mdash; ||Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene of PBTC Strong Bad dancing with [[Baby Styles]]. The words &quot;GOODTIME PALACE&quot; are on the wall, and a silhouette of Baby Styles is dancing behind the other two. || Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene of PBTC Strong Bad dancing with Baby Styles. Words appear on the wall, and a silhouette of Baby Styles is dancing behind the other two.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;afterparty! ||The pink suit-wearing videogame Strong Bad from [[montage]] fades onto the foreground and zooms away into the background.||The pink suit-wearing videogame Strong Bad fades onto the foreground and zooms away into the background.<br /> |-<br /> |Like, fangoriously world class and&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;grand.||The same video game Strong Bad runs across a big guitar against the outer space background shown earlier. A picture of [[:Image:hardest chord ever.png|The Hardest Chord Ever]] fades in from the background and gets closer. || The same video game Strong Bad runs across a big guitar against the outer space background shown earlier. A picture of The Hardest Chord Ever fades in from the background and gets closer to the screen.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Ooooh! Oh! || The video game Strong Bad walks offscreen and the guitar he was walking on disappears. The starry sky also disappears, making [[The Hardest Chord Ever]] the background. Strong Bad's guitar appears onscreen. || The video game Strong Bad walks offscreen and the guitar he was walking on disappears. The starry sky also disappears, making The Hardest Chord Ever the background. Strong Bad's guitar appears onscreen.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG SAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Ewww!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Oh-ho-ho-ho! || The Hardest Chord Ever disappears, leaving a black background. Strong Bad's guitar flys down the center of the screen. Rockstar Strong Bad's head floats up on the left, and Strong Sad's head appears on the right. ||The Hardest Chord Ever disappears, leaving a black background. Strong Bad's guitar flys down the center of the screen. Rockstar Strong Bad's head floats up on the left, and Strong Sad's head appears on the right.<br /> |-<br /> |Definitely, definitely&amp;mdash; || Two [[Limozeen]] members, both with Strong Bad's face, say the words into a microphone. || Two members, both with Strong Bad's face, say the words into a microphone.<br /> |-<br /> |'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;baby. || Cut to a vector scene. The background with black with the red outline of the aforementioned amplifiers. A flashing rockstar version of [[Vector Strong Bad]] is onscreen and says the word.|| The background with black with the red outline of the aforementioned amplifiers. A flashing rockstar version of Vector Strong Bad is onscreen.<br /> |-<br /> |'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;Yup,&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;I totally&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''&lt;br&gt;always&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;look&amp;mdash; || A black-and-white silhouette scene of PBTC Strong Bad with his guitar on a hill. The background is a white glow radiating from Strong Bad.||A black-and-white silhouette scene of PBTC Strong Bad with his guitar on a hill. The background is a white glow radiating from Strong Bad.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''&lt;Br&gt;awesome&amp;mdash; || Silhouette Strong Bad plays his guitar, causing a white light to fly away from him and giving the background a yellow tint.|| Silhouette Strong Bad plays his guitar, causing a white light to fly away from him and giving the background a yellow tint.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;singing backwards&amp;mdash; || He does it again, causing another white light to appear and changing the background to purple.||He does it again, causing another white light to appear and changing the background to purple.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;metal. || Strong Bad does it one last time, having the same effect and changing the background to pink. Just as this happens, a PBTC rockstar Strong Bad appears onscreen and says the word into a microphone. The word &quot;METAL&quot; appears backwards and in a jagged PBTC style appears and gets closer to the camera, fading away.||Strong Bad does it one last time, having the same effect and changing the background to pink. Just as this happens, a PBTC rockstar Strong Bad appears onscreen and says the word into a microphone. A word appears backwards and in a jagged PBTC style appears and gets closer to the camera, fading away.<br /> |-<br /> |Experience dance tonight! || Strong Bad yells the line into a phone. The background is black with [[techno]] lights flashing.||Strong Bad yells the line into a phone. The background is black with lights flashing.<br /> |-<br /> |Unh! || A closeup on Strong Bad's mouth as he says the word.||A closeup on Strong Bad's mouth as he says the word.<br /> |-<br /> | || During a large section with no text, Strong Bad is doing his dance from [[virus]] in [[Club Technochocolate]]. Four Baby Styles are dancing behind him. Strong Bad slowly moves toward the front of the screen while dancing. Flashes of white and a piano keyboard occur. || During a large section with no text, Strong Bad is doing a dance in Club Technochocolate. Four Baby Styles are dancing behind him. Strong Bad slowly moves toward the front of the screen while dancing. Flashes of white and a piano keyboard occur.<br /> |-<br /> |Oooh! || A piano keyboard approaches the screen. The background is red with blue and yellow paint splatters. || A piano keyboard approaches the screen. The background is red with blue and yellow paint splatters.<br /> |-<br /> |I'm pleasant. || Strong Bad is sitting in a purple-cushioned chair, swirling some wine in a glass. He is in the [[Smoky Office]]. After a while, Strong Bad's guitar zooms by.||Strong Bad is sitting in a purple-cushioned chair, swirling some wine in a glass. He is in an office. After a while, Strong Bad's guitar zooms by.<br /> |-<br /> |Positate without&amp;mdash; || Cut to a black scene with the techno lights flashing. A vector version of Strong Bad's guitar is flashing around as well. After a bit, the words start and two pink shoes start walking onscreen from the right.||Cut to a black scene with lights flashing. A vector version of Strong Bad's guitar is flashing around as well. After a bit, two pink shoes start walking onscreen from the right.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;pizzazz and&amp;mdash; || A spinning PBTC pizza against a party-decor background.||A spinning PBTC pizza against a party-decor background.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STINKOMAN:'''&lt;br&gt;jam! || Rockstar Strong Bad jumps up in front of the couch in his basement while holding his white guitar.||Rockstar Strong Bad jumps up in front of the couch in his basement while holding his white guitar.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Whoa! Tonight&amp;mdash; || A bunch of vector guitars form a circle. The circle approaches the camera and turns white.||A bunch of vector guitars form a circle. The circle approaches the camera and turns white.<br /> |-<br /> |&amp;mdash;equals dancing,&amp;mdash; || Cut back to the scene with the approaching piano keyboard and the red background with blue and yellow blotches. This time there is a large, springy PBTC The Cheat up front.||Cut back to the scene with the approaching piano keyboard and the red background with blue and yellow blotches. There is a large, springy PBTC The Cheat up front.<br /> |-<br /> |'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''&lt;br&gt;yeah! || The two Limozeen singers with Strong Bad faces say this line into their microphone again. The background is dark red with the large &quot;An Amp&quot; amplifiers. After the line is spoken, the scene turns black with a flashing vector piano keyboard.||The two Limozeen singers with Strong Bad faces say this line into their microphone again. The background is dark red with the large amplifiers. After the line is spoken, the scene turns black with a flashing vector piano keyboard.<br /> |-<br /> |'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;Famous&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''&lt;br&gt;ladies&amp;mdash;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''STRONG BAD:'''&lt;br&gt;always like&amp;mdash; || A close up of rockstar Strong Bad's forehead, with the pink headband and yellow hair visible. A silhouette of rockstar Strong Bad playing a large piano with his guitar leaning on his seat fades out and approaches the camera.||A close up of rockstar Strong Bad's forehead, with the pink headband and yellow hair visible. A silhouette of rockstar Strong Bad playing a large piano with his guitar leaning on his seat fades out and approaches the camera.<br /> |-<br /> |'''ALL:'''&lt;br&gt;SBEMAIL!!!!! || Cut to all the main characters on the stage. Rockstar Strong Bad slides while kneeling. He is holding his guitar.||Rockstar Strong Bad slides while kneeling. He is holding his guitar.<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Music Video Visuals]]</div> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:27:30 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Rock_Opera_Visuals http://hrwiki.org/wiki/DNA_Evidence <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{toonnav|Big Toon|DNA|Date Nite|The King of Town DVD}}<br /> [[Image:DNA Evidence.png|thumb|&quot;And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{about|toon}} {{for|running gag|DNA Evidence (running gag)}}<br /> <br /> Strong Sad attempts to solve the mystery of the DNA Evidence.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (also as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]), {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Badman}} (Easter egg), [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The Movie Theater]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Office]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Garage]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Computer Room]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Tuesday, May 15, 2007<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 5:35 <br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' All your questions....sort of answered!!<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Yellow letters reading &quot;Previously on HomestarRunner.com&quot; on a black background zoom out slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Previously on HomestarRunner.com... ''{Pronounces &quot;previously&quot; with a short e}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to a scene from [[strong badathlon]], set in the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. Cut to a clip from [[unnatural]] that takes place in Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater, from [[the movies]]. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}''<br /> <br /> '''MOVIE:''' ''{voiceover}'' The DNA evidence was gone!<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. Cut to an excerpt of [[your funeral]], inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a cougar is sitting by a couch with Homestar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Did you find the DNA evidence?<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. Cut to the office, as seen in [[from work]]. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar, bending over with a downtrodden look.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. Cut to the Easter Egg from [[rough copy]], inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch, looking sad. The lights are off.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DNA evidence.<br /> <br /> ''{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with &quot;The DNA Evidence&quot; written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. A crowd is heard in the background. Strong Sad has an easel on his right with &quot;DNA Evidence&quot; written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Attention! ''{raises right hand}'' Your attention please!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The crowd noises stop. Cut back to Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' After extensive investigation, I'm ready to release ''{raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart}'' my findings. I first spoke with...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Marcy-pon.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Well, it all started several weeks ago.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I came home from my toga-yoga class to find that my house had been broken into and that the culprit had left behind some DNA evidence.<br /> <br /> ''{As she walks, the screen pans left towards the couch. The cushions are disarranged and the &quot;Thank You&quot; picture on the wall is crooked. The muddy prints stop at the couch. Something made of glass is just visible behind one of the cushions. Marzipan looks at the footprints. Cut to Strong Sad holding a pen and his notebook in Marzipan's kitchen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What was it? Hair particles? Skin flakes? Blood crispies?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to toga Marzipan in front of ransacked couch.}<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, it was a little test tube just full of green DNA evidence.<br /> <br /> ''{As she says this, toga Marzipan pulls out a test tube filled with green liquid from the couch. Cut to close up of Marzipan inspecting the tube. Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. ''{he writes something down}'' Just like in the movies.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to front of Marzipan's house, toga Marzipan is walking out holding the test tube.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I immediately took it to Bubs to be analyzed...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Marzipan in her kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ...and ''this'' ''{holds up a tube filled with purple liquid and stamped &quot;TAMPERED WITH!&quot;}'' is all I got back.<br /> <br /> ''{Right scroll to Bubs in the garage.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Well, it all started a few weeks ago. I just got finished teaching my...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is walking inside wearing a toga.}<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...toga-yoga class ''{Bubs takes off toga}'' when old-maid Marzipan showed up.<br /> <br /> ''{Toga Marzipan walks on to the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, Bubs. Can you analyze this ''{she holds up the test tube}'' DNA evidence for me?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside of stand. Bubs is silhouetted on the left.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Sure thing! But it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Not a problem.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan hands over the test tube to Bubs. Cut to Strong Sad in the garage.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' So, what did you find out when you analyzed it?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, ''that''. Well, next thing I know...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside of stand with silhouette}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...Strong Bad shows up.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pops up from under the counter.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs. One green apple snow cone please.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Coming right up!<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs moves out of view. Cut to shelf with four push-spout jars labeled &quot;Red&quot;, &quot;Purple&quot;, &quot;Green Apple&quot;, and &quot;Blue&quot;. All contain various levels of said color liquid, except for the &quot;Green Apple&quot;, which has a hole in the bottom. Some soft music begins to play. Scene zooms out slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Ooh. Er.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to bubs holding an unflavored snow cone in one hand and the evidence in the other.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{Looks at snow cone.}'' Uh. ''{Looks at evidence.}'' Blaaaah.<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs pours the evidence over the snow cone. Music stops. Cut to outside of stand}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Here ya go. One... ''{turns head to the side}'' cough, cough... ''{looks back at Strong Bad}'' green apple snow cone.<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs hands the cone over to Strong Bad. Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down. He stops and looks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' You served the DNA in a snow cone?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' And it sold ''{raises arm}'' like hotcake!<br /> <br /> ''{Bottom scroll to the smoky office. Strong Bad is sitting at the desk leaning back in his chair. He has the cool shades on, and there is a lit cigarette in the ash tray on the desk.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad in the smoky office, writing with the pad and pen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' You ''knew'' it had the DNA evidence in it?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to side of Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad is standing there wearing his shades. Marzipan walks up wearing a toga.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I overheard that Marzipan had some DNA evidence, and I figured I could use it to continue my genetic experiments on The Cheat.<br /> <br /> ''{As he says this, Strong Bad leans to the right. Marzipan holds up the tube and talks to Bubs. Strong Bad rubs his hands together with glee and jumps off toward the back of the stand. Cut to shelf with snow cone flavoring. Green Apple is relatively full.}<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I sprung into action.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad appears and punctures the bottom of the Green Apple container with a pencil before ducking down again. The liquid pours out. Cut to inside view. Soft music starts again.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs-keep, one green-app snoke, on the rocks. And keep it rusty.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad in office.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' By the time I got home, it was all melted.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to computer room. Strong Bad walks in from the right, still wearing the shades, and carrying a glass of green liquid.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I put it in a glass on my desk and went downstairs ''{Strong Bad puts the glass on the desk and walks offscreen}'' to do one of my high-impact toga-yoga videos.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to office}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And that's the last I saw of it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' You left it on your desk, eh? ''{he looks up}''<br /> <br /> ''{Right scroll to Homestar in his living room.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I swung by Strong Bad's the other day. ''{frowns}'' The old lady had me out looking for some kind of ''{brightens up}'' Dan evidence.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to computer room. The glass is still on the desk. Homestar walks on from the right, wearing a hat and trenchcoat.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I'm wearing a hat and trenchcoat! ''{Notices the glass}'' Ooh! A tall, cool glass of Mountain Dwa.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to close-up}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I dwa! ''{He drinks the evidence.}'' Glug, glug, glug.<br /> <br /> ''{After a short pause, Homestar spits it out. Cut to dripping The Cheat.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry, The Cheat. That stuff tasted like dwa-dwa.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to The Cheat wiping himself off with a white towel.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' So he wiped his face off with a gross towel, eh? ''{he looks up}''<br /> <br /> ''{Right scroll to Coach Z in the locker room, looking upset.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': You figured it out, Strong Sad! My cover is blown! I am actually ''{Pats his chest and puts his hands on his hips. Heroic halo appears briefly around him, accompanied by a sound effect.}'' Damp Towel Man! ''{Raises hand to his mouth}'' And also his mild-mannered alter-ego, Dan Towelman.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, no one's ever heard of those people.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Damp Towel Man is a super hero. He collects damp towels from across the galaxy.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to computer room, where a now green-spotted towel rests on the desk. Coach Z comes on from the left wearing a black mask and a towel tied on like a cape.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Moist Molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the office. A janitorial cart rolls onto the screen from the left, with the towel on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I took the towel to work the next day to see if it could clean up microwave lasagna stains.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z walks by with a vacuum cleaner and starts humming. Homestar shuffles by from the right, looking angry and muttering to himself.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Stupid DNA evi''dence''! Where am I supposed to find evi''dence'' by five o' clock?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Coach Z in the locker room}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' But when I got back to my cart, it was gone! I suspect it was my nemesis, ''{shakes his fist}'' Dry Ragamuffin! Or his mild-mannered alter-ego, Dreyfus Rag&amp;aacute;moofin. ''{Pronounced &quot;rah-GAH-moo-fin&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, you have a real sucky imagination.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Coach Z.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' That I do, my boy, that I do. ''{pats his chin}'' Though I ''did'' notice that...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the office, close up of muddy boots. Strong Bad can be seen on the right sitting at his desk. Coach Z's vacuum is moving back and forth. Scene zooms in slowly.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...Strong Bad had some muddy boots sitting under his kyorbicle.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Coach Z in locker room.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' I didn't find that at ''all'' suspicious.<br /> <br /> ''{Bottom scroll to the smoky office.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' First of all, those were ''not'' muddy. I'd been stomping around in pecan pie all morning. Marzipan's allergic to pecans, you know.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' So it was ''your'' DNA evidence!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no. It was yours.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad, whose eyes are now bugging out. Scene zooms in rapidly.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''Whaaaaaat?!''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I was just swiping the change from&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's living room, Strong Bad, wearing the &quot;muddy&quot; boots, has the test tube in the back of his pants, and is on the couch, pulling coins from it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;mdash;Marzipan's couch cushions. And I must've accidentally dropped it.<br /> <br /> ''{The test tube pops out of Strong Bad's pants and lands on the couch. Cut back to Strong Bad in smoky office.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I was ''{holds up hand with thumb close to the main part of the glove}'' ''this'' close to finding out if you're really part elephant or part hippo or something.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad, looking angry}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I am ''not''!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, now I guess we'll never know for sure. Now if you'll excuse me. ''{Dangeresque music starts}'' The stairs of this building have been burned down by termites. So it looks like I'm gonna have to jump!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad jumps off the screen. Fade to black. Fade in to close-up of the bottom of Strong Sad's bed. Strong Sad pulls a box from underneath it. The box contains a picture frame, a red birthday card with a drawing of Strong Bad on it, a roll of film, a snow globe, and a corked test tube of green liquid. Strong Sad grabs the test tube. Cut to close-up of Strong Sad smiling.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Yes. The world will ''never'' know for sure. Oh-ho-ho-ho...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut closer}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ...Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut closer and angled}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ...Ooh-hoo-ho-ho-ho-ho...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut even closer}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ...Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad stealing change from Marzipan's couch. Pan left to see Strong Sad peeking through the window}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan giving the test tube to Bubs. Pan up to see Strong Sad on the roof.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha Ah-ha-ha-ha...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z's cart. Strong Sad comes up from behind it and reaches for the towel.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Sad standing in his room, holding up the test tube in a eureka-like position.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ...Woo-ho-ho-ho...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide angle view. Homsar is standing next to Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ...Ah-ha-ha-ha Woo-ha-ha&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{Record scratch. Strong Sad looks down and finally notices Homsar there.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Hi. You're not gonna say anything, are you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to close-up of Homsar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAa, these Easter pants are gettin' ''way'' too tight. ''{His hat flies off his head on &quot;pants&quot;, slides backwards on &quot;way&quot;, and performs a backflip off his mouth on &quot;too tight&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Two ascending notes play, accompanied by the screen turning black except for a small circle around Homsar's eyes. Fade to black. &quot;THE END&quot; appears on a purple background in block letters, zooming out slowly.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> [[Image:Damp towel man.PNG|thumb|&quot;Moist Molecules, it's Damp Towel Man!&quot;]]<br /> *Click on the Z on Coach Z's medallion after he reveals that he's Damp Towel Man to see a Strong Badman comic.<br /> *Click on the Z again in the scene he mentions Dry Ragamuffin to see another Strong Badman comic, starring a character that resembles Bubs.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *This cartoon is based on the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence running gag]] that appeared in six straight emails, beginning with [[strong badathlon]].<br /> *&quot;Old maid&quot; is a term used to disparagingly describe an older, unmarried woman. <br /> *&quot;On the rocks&quot; means to pour over ice, usually said when ordering an [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] beverage.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Ragamuffin|Ragamuffin]] is a term used to describe a child wearing shabby clothing.<br /> *&quot;Costing an arm and a leg&quot; is an [[idiom]] used to convey an extremely high price.<br /> *&quot;Selling like [[hotcake]][s]&quot; means to sell very well.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The text on the [[Lappy 486]] reads:<br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none&quot;&gt;<br /> Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your&lt;br&gt;<br /> credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all&lt;br&gt;<br /> out.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Thanks,&lt;br&gt;<br /> The Strong Badagement&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#3DFX drivers|3DFX drivers]]&quot;.<br /> *The bottle of cleaning fluid on Coach Z's Janitator cart is labelled &quot;DANG!&quot;<br /> *This is Strong Badman's first appearance outside of [[Strong Bad Email]].<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *In the Marzipan and Homsar scene from [[strong badathlon]], when Marzipan says &quot;...had been tampered with,&quot; the whatsit covered The Cheat doesn't appear in the background.<br /> *Strong Sad is able to write in his [[notebook]] without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.<br /> *The puncture that Strong Bad makes is well above the bottom of the green apple bottle, but all the liquid leaks out.<br /> *Homestar's trenchcoat seems to be unaffected by gravity, as it remains stiff and straight even as he bends over.<br /> *In the &quot;Big Toons&quot; section of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the description reads, &quot;Strong Sad gets to the bottom of all this mess,&quot; while the description on the [[New Stuff]] menu omits the word &quot;all&quot;.<br /> *Coach Z seems to go over by Strong Bad after Homestar, but if he went up to Strong Bad while he was still using the Bar graph, (refers to [[from work]] and [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]) then he would have to have gone before Homestar.<br /> *When Strong Bad recaps his purchase of the DNA snow cone to Strong Sad, the line is different from when Bubs recapped the story, despite it being a flashback of the same event. This could be explained as Strong Bad wanting to make himself sound cooler in his own retelling.<br /> *Bubs-keep, Strong Badagement and janitator are [[portmanteaus]].<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *The smoke from the office only wafts in the first few shots before Strong Bad speaks his account of what happened at Bubs' Concession Stand.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Goofs===<br /> *When this toon was first released, when Marzipan was walking up to Bubs' Concession Stand, she was not wearing her toga. This was fixed less than an hour after the toon was released.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *This is another mention of [[Mountain Dew]].<br /> *Homestar's mispronunciation of DNA and Coach Z's &quot;mild mannered alter-ego&quot; are references to [[Dan]].<br /> **Furthermore, Coach Z's alter-ego's last name is an example of [[&quot;Man&quot; pronounced as &quot;m'n&quot;]].<br /> *The box Strong Sad pulls the DNA Evidence out of in the last scene is from [[The Secrets That I Keep]].<br /> *Strong Bad's glasses, the line &quot;Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!&quot;, and the background music in the respective scenes are from the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series of films.<br /> *Marzipan's response to the cost of &quot;an arm and a leg&quot; and the way the arm of Homestar's coat moves as he takes a drink are references to their [[lack of visible arms]] and, in her case, legs.<br /> *Homsar mentions [[pants]].<br /> *This is yet another instance of both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad smiling]].<br /> *Coach Z's janitor cart reads &quot;JANITATOR&quot;, similar to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]].<br /> *The vacuum cleaner and Coach Z's line about cleaning up lasagna are references to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].<br /> *The text on the Lappy implies [[credit card fraud]].<br /> &lt;!-- Do not put that &quot;sold like hotcake&quot; is a reference to [[action figure]]. That is a commonly used phrase --&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- All of the elements of previous emails in the running gag are already mentioned in the transcript. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The entire structure of the toon, with a detective interviewing several people when he ultimately is the culprit, is a nod to [[wikipedia:Film noir|film noir]], a style of American film that peaked in the late 1940s and early 1950s.<br /> *The music in the background of the opening sequence may be a homage to [[Wikipedia:Angelo Badalamenti|Angelo Badalamenti's]] music for the American television show [[Wikipedia:Twin Peaks|Twin Peaks]].<br /> &lt;!-- &quot;Previously on ___&quot; is not a reference to anything in particular, it is a common occurence to continued serials. Please do not add anything about this topic. --&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:DNA.html|watch &quot;DNA Evidence&quot;]] <br /> *[[HR:DNA.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;DNA Evidence&quot;]]<br /> *[[Forum:11443|forum thread re: DNA Evidence]]<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|dna}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Toons]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]</div> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:45:24 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:DNA_Evidence http://hrwiki.org/wiki/TROGDOR! <p>Homdude717:&#32;!</p> <hr /> <div>{{gamenav|New Game|trogdor|Kid Speedy|Awexome Cross}}<br /> <br /> {{aboutgame}} {{forcharacter|Trogdor}} {{forsong|Trogdor (song)}} {{for|[[:Category:Karaoke Videos|karaoke video]]|Trogdor (karaoke)}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:trogdorgame.png|thumb|8-bit majesty!!]]<br /> <br /> ''&quot;The beefy armed dragon has had it up to here with those pesky peasants. Achieve burnination and watch the countryside go up in flames.&quot;'' —[[Videlectrix]]<br /> <br /> '''TROGDOR!''' is a game based on the character of {{Film|Trogdor}} from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dragon]]. Trogdor squishes peasants and burninates cottages, all while avoiding knights and archers.<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, March 17, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' TROGDOR!!!<br /> <br /> '''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!<br /> <br /> == Instructions ==<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> {| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |Use the arrow keys to control Trogdor.<br /> |-<br /> |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.<br /> |-<br /> |Burn all cottages to advance a level.<br /> |-<br /> |Avoid knights and archers!<br /> |-<br /> |Press SPACE to pause.<br /> |-<br /> |&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;click anywhere to START&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |Programmed by Jonathan Howe<br /> |-<br /> |Designed by Mike and Matt<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> == Interludes ==<br /> *There are a number of interludes after the following levels, similar to the ones between some levels of Pac Man and other arcade games:<br /> **Level 4 — &quot;stompin' good&quot;<br /> ::''{A lone peasant is on the left side of the screen. Trogdor approaches from the right with two knights in hot pursuit. Trogdor stomps the peasant and then turns to burninate the knights as they retreat.}'' <br /> :*Level 8 — &quot;fry 'em up Dan&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor is in the middle of the screen. Four peasants approach one by one from the left, are burninated, and exit at the bottom of the screen.}''<br /> :*Level 12 — &quot;parade of trogdors&quot;<br /> ::''{Nine Trogdors parade from right to left across the screen.}''<br /> :*Level 16 — &quot;dancin' time&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor breaks it down surrounded by ten burninated peasants and two knights}''<br /> :*Level 20 — &quot;flex it, troggie&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor flexes his beefy arm.}''<br /> :*Level 24 — &quot;peasant dominoes&quot;<br /> ::''{Seven peasants are in a line. Trogdor burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant to the left of the burninated peasant catches fire as the first peasant falls over. This effect dominoes down the line of peasants until they all fall over. Trogdor hops up and down with glee.}''<br /> :*Level 30 — &quot;trogdor incognito&quot;<br /> ::''{Two peasants approach each other from opposite sides of the screen and stop in the middle. The peasant on the left burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant on the right runs off. The peasant on the left hops up and down.}''<br /> :*Level 34 — &quot;go trogdor # 2!&quot;<br /> ::''{Seven peasants are hopping up and down as two Trogdors race across the screen from left to right. Trogdor number two wins the race.}''<br /> :*Level 38 — &quot;forbidden peasant love&quot;<br /> ::''{Two peasants enter the screen from the right with a heart between them. As they reach the middle of the screen, a blue knight runs on screen and takes the peasant on the left away. The heart disappears as the peasant that was on the right is left alone.}''<br /> :*Level 42 — &quot;2 cottages&quot;<br /> ::''{Two cottages appear.}''<br /> :*Level 46 — &quot;a funny joke&quot;<br /> ::''{A knight is minding his own business on the left side of the screen. Out of nowhere, an archer appears on the right side of the screen and begins to shoot five arrows off of the knight's helmet. The archer leaves and the knight turns to face the spot where he was to find that no one is there.}''<br /> :*Level 50 — &quot;smote that kerrek!&quot;<br /> ::''{Trogdor is on screen with The Kerrek. The Kerrek bounces up and down a few times before Trogdor burninates him.}''<br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! Roast Kerrek!<br /> :*Level 100 — ''{A tiny arcade game Strong Bad enters the screen from the right.}''<br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What am I doing in this game?<br /> <br /> ::''{Arcade Strong Bad moves his arms up and down as the text &quot;congratulations. you got good score&quot; appears}<br /> <br /> ::'''GAME:''' Congratulations. You got good score.<br /> <br /> ::'''STRONG BAD:''' I sound so... realistic.<br /> <br /> ::''{roll credits}''<br /> <br /> ::'''cast:'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Trogdor appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''trogdor'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''perez'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A slightly different peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''hackworth'''<br /> <br /> ::''{An on-fire peasant appears}''<br /> <br /> ::''' 'the steve' '''<br /> <br /> ::''{A blue knight appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the blue knight'''<br /> <br /> ::''{A different blue knight appears}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the red knight'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Two archers appear, joined at their torso}''<br /> <br /> ::'''the siamese archers'''<br /> <br /> ::''{The Kerrek appears, burninated. His ashes form a roast Kerrek, complete with apple in mouth.}''<br /> <br /> ::'''and Wordly Wise as The Kerrek'''<br /> <br /> ::''{Trogdor and Arcade Strong Bad appear at an angle}''<br /> <br /> ::'''keep playing!'''<br /> <br /> ::''{The game advances to the high score screen}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> [[Image:Togdor_secret.png|thumb|If more than 2,000 points are scored and Trogdor dies, [[Jonathan Howe]]'s name is shown]]<br /> *Click and hold the &quot;G&quot; in the TROGDOR title to see some game hints.<br /> **Don't let the peasants return to their cottages.<br /> **Once you're burninating, you're invincible. &lt;!-- I checked. Both versions of the game spelled &quot;invincible&quot; wrong. --&gt;<br /> **Burninated peasants set their cottages on fire.<br /> **Get an extra man every 300 points.<br /> **What's a treasure hut?!?!<br /> **Secret Code?!?!<br /> *On the hints screen, use the [[Wikipedia:Konami Code|Konami Code]] (up up down down left right left right B A, and then click the word &quot;START&quot;) to start off with 30 lives.<br /> *During the game, hit the &quot;k&quot; key to kick the game. This doesn't seem to give the player any advantage, but it does cause the machine to repeat the word &quot;TROGDOR!&quot; (A reference to [[Arcade Game]].)<br /> *Certain huts contain gold. To get to them, Trogdor must burninate certain huts that block them.<br /> **Some of these huts are:<br /> **On level 7, the leftmost hut. Burninate the 4 huts in the way. <br /> **On level 11, the lower right hut. Burninate the huts around it. <br /> **On level 16, the upper left hut. Burninate the three huts in the way.<br /> **On level 43, the rightmost hut. Burninate the hut above it.<br /> <br /> == Tips ==<br /> * If a peasant makes it back into their cottage, a point is lost on the meter of peasants squished (unless the meter is already empty). This can be frustrating when some cottages are inaccessible. Make sure to not miss opportunities to squish peasants on these levels.<br /> * Knights move in a pattern consisting of two moves (repeated over and over), completely ignoring Trogdor and the peasants. Their pattern gets &quot;mirrored&quot; when they hit a wall. Learning their patterns is one of the keys to doing well in the game.<br /> * When Trogdor burninates peasants, they will run back to their cottage, which will burninate the cottage without need for direct burnination.<br /> * Peasants will still come out of burninated cottages, though Trogdor can walk right through them. Knights and arrows can go through any cottage.<br /> * Archers appear in much greater frequency when progressing farther in the game, but knights tend to be the main obstacle. Be sure to pay attention to the edges of the screen for archers. Arrows go at about the same speed as Trogdor.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Using a [http://www.squarefree.com/bookmarklets/flash.html seek bar] suggests that this game was originally intended to have a high-score board. It actually does [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html here]; unfortunately, this version has the old impossible level 27 (see below) and some bugs.<br /> *Flex it Troggie, Forbidden Peasant Love, and Smote That Kerrek are the only three animations that use art that isn't used during gameplay.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *In [[Peasant's Quest]] it shows that Trogdor is invincible, but he can die in this game.<br /> *When an archer kills Trogdor, it shows Trogdor with several arrows stuck in him, even though the archer shot only one.<br /> *When Trogdor gets sworded, the knight is still holding his sword and there is one sticking out of Trogdor.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *Sometimes, the peasants and knights walk too far upwards and end up standing in the sky.<br /> *Trogdor doesn't actually have to step on the peasants; just have them pass over Trogdor's sprite to do the job.<br /> *This also works inversly, forbeing SWORDED!.<br /> *When the G on the &quot;TROGDOR!&quot; title is held down, the word &quot;invincible&quot; is spelled incorrectly. This is in both versions.<br /> *On the Wii version, when the Videlectrix logo appears, and &quot;le presente&quot; is under it, the latter phrase almost immediately shifts over to the left by a little bit.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Goofs===<br /> *Lev. 27 was well nigh impossible. The peasant-paths were accessible only for 2 of the 6 cottages, so for every peasant Trogdor squished there were 2 left to wander back into their cottages (diminishing the burninator meter). Meanwhile, the cottages themselves walled him in to a very small area, which made him a sitting duck for archers and knights. This level was &quot;fixed&quot; as of February 12, 2005, making it much simpler to beat. The change is documented in the [[FAQ]].<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *Pausing causes a purple ball to become visible on the screen.<br /> *If Trogdor dies as soon as he achieves burnination status, he will come back to life with burnination, assuming the player has any mans left.<br /> * When the game is paused while a cottage is burninating, it will continue to burninate until it is destroyed.<br /> *Sometimes Trogdor will get &quot;SWORDED&quot; just because he is near the knight, not necessarily making contact with him.<br /> *In the .swf version, right click and click play after the knight swords Trogdor on the last man to start at -1 mans, but click play again for game over.<br /> *If the game is paused at the &quot;LEVEL BEATEN&quot; screen, Trogdor will be unmovable afterward and cannot unpause.<br /> *If Trogdor is still burninating when he goes into a secret room, it will show the flame where he last was.<br /> *For a very short moment after burnination stops (and the fire is no longer visible), Trogdor can still burninate cottages and peasants.<br /> *Sometimes, while in a treasure hut, Trogdor will get randomly &quot;SWORDED&quot; but he won't lose any lives.<br /> *If Trogdor burninates a peasant, then runs out of burnination and squishes that same peasant, then one of the cottages may spontaneously combust after a short time.<br /> *Right before the &quot;Stompin' Good&quot; cutscene, the &quot;It's Over!&quot; screen flashes for a split second.<br /> *If Trogdor gets SWORDED! right after he achieves burnination status, he will appear to be shooting fire out of his arm.<br /> <br /> ===Fixed Glitches===<br /> <br /> *If the game is paused (using the space bar) when an archer is out pulling his bow, he will get stuck there until the end of the level, even if Trogdor dies there.<br /> **As of February 12, 2005, this glitch has been fixed so that archers will disappear after unpausing the game and reappear as normal. However, the glitch is still present on the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html version that includes a high score list.]<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *&quot;Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you.&quot; is a reference to [[trevor the vampire]].<br /> *&quot;ARROWED!&quot; is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].<br /> **&quot;IT'S OVER!&quot; is also a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].<br /> *This game has a &quot;[[Mans]]&quot; counter.<br /> *This game has a reference to [[blood]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The &quot;Arch-Deluxe&quot; is a reference to an old McDonald's Burger called the [[Wikipedia:Arch Deluxe|Arch Deluxe]].<br /> *Jonathan Howe's name being an easter egg is actually a reference to Adventure for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]]. When it was made, Atari intentionally kept game designers from achieving celebrity status (or getting a sniff of royalties/credit). In rebellion to this, Warren Robinett hid his name inside what is commonly regarded as the first Easter egg. It was accessible only by picking up an invisible object, carrying it through a dragon-infested maze, and touching it to a blank wall. Doing this revealed a room with Warren's name plastered all over in rainbow colors.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Wordly Wise|Wordly Wise]] is a series of textbooks designed to build student's vocabulary. What this has to do with the [[Kerrek]] is unknown.<br /> *When Trogdor dies, the replay button says &quot;CHALLENGE AGAIN!&quot;. This references the ending of [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]], which says the same thing.<br /> *&quot;Fry 'em up Dan&quot; is a direct quote from [[Wikipedia:Shel Silverstein|Shel Silverstein]]'s poem &quot;Ladies First&quot;.<br /> *The peasants in love may be a reference to the video game Pac-man by [http://www.namco.com/ Namco], in which Pac-man and Mrs. Pac-man move onto the screen and a heart forms above them.<br /> *The gameplay resembles [[Wikipedia:Robotron 2084|Robotron 2084]].<br /> <br /> ===Fast Forward===<br /> *[[Dan]], from the caption &quot;Fry 'em up Dan&quot;, is later used in [[Thy Dungeonman II]] and [[Peasant's Quest]], as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]], and possibly [[Kid Speedy]]. This seems to have become a running gag with all of the new games.<br /> <br /> ===Strong Bad Quotes===<br /> *Strong Bad will say things during the game. Here's a list:<br /> <br /> :'''Sworded:'''<br /> :*&quot;Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Stupid, friggin' knights.&quot; (This is always said if Trogdor is sworded while the peasant meter is at nine.)<br /> <br /> :'''Arrowed:'''<br /> :* &quot;Ugh, stupid arch-deluxe.&quot;<br /> :* &quot;Ugh! Nothing more humiliating than getting killed by the archer... Arch-deluxe. Show you next time.&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Squish a Peasant:'''<br /> :*&quot;Squished you, peasanty.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;I squish you.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;A Squisha.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;A Squisha Squisha.&quot;<br /> :*(rare)&quot;A Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha toniiight.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played.&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Get Burninate Power:'''<br /> :*&quot;The tables have turned!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Burninate a Cottage:'''<br /> :*&quot;Dooj!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Burninate a Peasant:'''<br /> :*''{laughing}'' &quot;He's on fire! Look at 'em burning!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Beat a Level:'''<br /> :*&quot;Oh yeah!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Oh, yes! And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!&quot;<br /> <br /> :'''Game Over (depending on actions):'''<br /> :*&quot;Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you.&quot; (Under 1000 points)<br /> :*'''STRONG BAD:''' &quot;Beat that score, Strong Sad!&quot; (Between 1000 and 2000 points)<br /> ::*'''STRONG SAD:''' &quot;I don't even want to play that game.&quot;<br /> :*&quot;Wow! That's the best secret thing I ever found in a video game. It's like... some dude's name. Flashing and stuff. ''{Jonathan Howe's name appears flashing}'' (Over 2000 points)<br /> :*&quot;Ugh, nothing more humiliating then getting killed by the archer...arch deluxe...show you next time!&quot; (If Trogdor gets arrowed to end his last life)<br /> <br /> :'''Upon reaching certain animations:'''<br /> :*&quot;Mmmmm, roast Kerrek!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;What the? What am I doing in this game?!&quot;<br /> :*&quot;I sound so... realistic.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Viidelectrix===<br /> There are a few differences between the original version of the game and the Viidelectrix version.<br /> *The Videlectrix credit screen reads, &quot;Videlectrix le presente&quot;.<br /> *The instructions read:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> {| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style=&quot;text-align:center&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Turn that remote sideways and use the D-pad.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Burn all cottages to advance a level.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Avoid knights and archers!<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Press 1 to pause.<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;point at screen and press A to START&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;text-align:left&quot; | &lt;small&gt;Programmed by Jonathan Howe&lt;/small&gt; || style=&quot;text-align:right&quot; | &lt;small&gt;Designed by Mike and Matt&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;small&gt;Remote programming from Mario Klingemann &amp; Jerason Banes&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *The &quot;It's over!&quot; screen reads &quot;PRESS 1 TO CHALLENGE AGAIN!&quot; in the lower right-hand corner.<br /> *Unlike previous Viidelectrix games, TROGDOR! is controlled via the [[Wikipedia:D-pad|D-pad]] instead of the Wii-mote pointer. This is through an implementation of [[Wikipedia:WiiCade#The WiiCade API|the WiiCade API]], which would explain the additional programming credit to the developers.<br /> *The Konami code cheat is enabled, but cannot be used on a Wii (no Wii-mote button is mapped to the &quot;B&quot; key, so the cheat cannot be completed).<br /> *If playing on a PC, the &quot;A&quot; key now functions as the pause button.<br /> *The Videlectrix logo and title screen can be skipped when the player presses the A button (or clicks).<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *Play the [[HR:trogdor.html|Game]]<br /> *Play the [[HR:trogdor.swf|Game (Flash file)]]<br /> *Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/|Wii version of the game]] (currently down)<br /> *Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/game.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]] (currently down)<br /> *Listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_theme.mp3|Game Music]] [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_intermission.mp3|Game Music (Intermission)]]<br /> <br /> {{VidelectrixGames}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|trogdor}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Videlectrix Games]][[Category:Viidelectrix]]</div> Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:43:31 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:TROGDOR! http://hrwiki.org/wiki/myths_%26_legends <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{sbenav|145}}<br /> [[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend? ]]<br /> Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the [[Bear holding a Shark]].<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' <br /> {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]] (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Corn Army|The Corn Army]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Trogdor}} (Easter egg), [[Bear holding a Shark]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], The Woods<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Monday, February 13, 2006<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 2:55<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br /> <br /> {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. ''{brings up and reads the email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Hey Strongbad!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey Strongbad,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Legendary Legends?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Cephas&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Cornwall, CA&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad says &quot;Strongbad&quot; as &quot;Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. That are 'Strong' and 'Bad'.&quot; and the name and location as &quot;Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Isn't that a show on one of those channels up in the high hundreds? Ya know, like between the CG Dinosaur Channel and the Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network? Well, if not, it should be! ''{makes a static-like sound}'' Come on! ''{makes it again, but this time the screen cuts to static}'' There we go.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad carries a stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia. An idyllic fruit-opia. Rich in madeupstories and nottrueities. The nottrue-est of which...<br /> <br /> ''{He prods The Tire with his stick. The Bear-Shark pops up. The Cheat runs by, panicked.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...is the mighty bear holding a shark. ''{spooky jungle music starts}'' More than a mere security counter-measure, its origins lie in the skies of old.''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a starry sky. Constellations of the Strong Badia flag's snake, the guy with the big knife, a hand giving the &quot;OK&quot; symbol, a board with nails in it, General Tso's chicken, a fish with an afro, and a marathon runner sporting a Union Jack singlet.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.<br /> <br /> ''{The runner holds out a hand to the fish just before all the constellations fight in a cloud of dust. In the end, the runner emerges holding the fish over his head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' In paintball... or maybe Red Rover.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Then, through years of bad story-telling and the telephone game,<br /> <br /> ''{Over the following, images of a satyr holding a fish, labeled &quot;Wildernessman withst Sea-Beast&quot;, a moose with a chameleon in its antlers, and a bad drawing of the bear-shark on the fence appear.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The mythic beast transformed into the bear holding a shark we know today. These ancient fence drawings show evidence of destroyed crops, stolen babies, and family bike-rides. ''{The screen pans over to show bad drawings of the same.}'' Or family pie-sitting contests. Bear-holding-a-shark fever gripped the nation.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, with various Bear-Shark merchandise.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{holding up an ice cream bar}'' We got Bear-holding-a-shark frozen delights, ''{looking at a pile of glasses near him}'' and these shot glasses are always popular with the kids. Oh, and my favorite: ''{reaches down and produces a necklace}'' these Bear-tooth-holding-a-shark-tooth necklaces!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, not everyone caught the fever.<br /> <br /> ''{Music starts and Bubs dances. Then, cut to Strong Sad. The screen reads &quot;Bear Holding a Shark Skeptic&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sure it's just a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student. These strange beasts just aren't real!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ...said the elephant-footed ghost man. And then, one day, the Bear-holding-a-shark got the break all made-up creatures dream of. ''{Taps the Bear-Shark with his stick a couple times}'' ''{The screen becomes more and more blurry, and zooms further and further into Strong Bad, on each word:}'' Blurry photographic evidence.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. But I was in the woods, walking my dog, Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place ''{chuckles}''. And that's when I saw it.<br /> <br /> ''{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of the Bear-Shark walking through the woods.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A very. Scary. Monster[[m'n]].<br /> <br /> ''{More spooky jungle music}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that we've seen all the evidence, it's up to you to decide: ''{the following words appear on the screen}'' Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend?<br /> <br /> ''{More spooky jungle music. Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy.<br /> <br /> ''{Yet more spooky jungle music. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> [[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]<br /> [[Image:By strong bab age 5.PNG|thumb|Who actually made all those fence drawings...]]<br /> *After Strong Bad says &quot;Corn Army&quot;, click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of A Mighty Warrior taking on the Corn Army.<br /> :'''A MIGHTY WARRIOR:''' The corn army is no match for A Mighty Warrior!<br /> *Click on &quot;CG Dinosaur Channel&quot; to see Trogdor walk on the screen, advertising &quot;Walking with Trogdor&quot;.<br /> *By viewing the Flash file, when the &quot;ancient fence drawings&quot; are going by, the following text is written in juvenile handwriting outside of the viewing area:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> by st&lt;sup&gt;r&lt;/sup&gt;ong&lt;br /&gt;<br /> bab&lt;br /&gt;<br /> ag&amp;#600; 5<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> *Click on &quot;startling&quot; at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.<br /> :''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br /> :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding one of the Bear-Shark ice cream bars}'' So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like... Morgan Freeman.<br /> :'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.<br /> *Also at the end, click on &quot;Biscuitdoughhandsman&quot; to see Coach Z reporting an incident.<br /> :''{Cut to Coach Z, standing in silhouette in front of a dark background. A caption appears reading &quot;This guy's voice has been digitally altered again&quot;}''<br /> :'''COACH Z:''' ''{with voice digitally altered}'' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the lacker room! ''{He holds up a biscuit with a bite taken out.}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *&quot;CG&quot; is short for &quot;Computer graphics&quot;.&lt;!--The &quot;G&quot; really does stand for &quot;Graphics&quot;, NOT &quot;Generated&quot;--&gt;<br /> *&quot;[[Wikipedia:Telephone (game)|Telephone Game]]&quot; is a game for children where a message is whispered from one participant to another, along a group, causing the message to be increasingly distorted as time progresses.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The T-shirt in Bubs' Concession Stand reads: &quot;My baby got stole by the bear holding a shark!&quot;<br /> **On March 27, 2006, a [[Store T-Shirts|real-life version of this T-shirt]] was introduced in the [[Store]].<br /> *This is the shortest Lappy email to date, at 2:54.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *The location given in the star chart, 118 degrees north and 28 degrees west, is impossible as on Earth, 118 degrees north does not exist in star chart notation.<br /> *Cephas is a Hellenization of Kepha, a Hebrew name which is the rough equivalent of the Greek Petros, usually anglicized to Peter in English translations. The name is properly pronounced &quot;KAY-fus&quot;. Strong Bad pronounces this name &quot;CEE-Fus&quot;, a common anglicization.<br /> *Although Strong Bad calls the Bear Holding a Shark by that name in this e-mail, he also called it a &quot;bear-shark&quot; in [[date]].<br /> *The &quot;Bear-Tooth holding a Shark-Tooth&quot; necklace Bubs offers for sale is clearly made with bear claws, not bear teeth. Actual bear teeth are much smaller and closely resemble dog teeth.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When Strong Bad is introducing Strong Badia for the first time, his right arm is briefly missing.<br /> *When the Cheat goes screaming after Strong Bad introduces the Bear Holding a Shark, you can see Strong Bad's mouth freeze where he began to continue talking about it.<br /> *If you click on the Trogdor Easter egg directly before the static, the egg will appear over the static and disappear as soon as it arrives in Strong Badia.<br /> *Although Strong Bad berates the email's author for combining two words into one (&quot;Strongbad&quot;), he includes the word &quot;rollercoasters&quot; in his reply. &quot;Roller coaster&quot; consists of two separate words.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The ancient fence drawings include another appearance of [[pie]].<br /> *A Mighty Warrior first appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], and has mentioned corn each time he has appeared.<br /> *[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] first appeared in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].<br /> **In the email [[pizzaz]] he was also the subject of the &quot;next episode&quot;.<br /> *The constellation scene features the [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] flag's snake, the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|big knife guy]] and his knife, and [[General Tso's Chicken]], which all had connections to Strong Badia in the past.<br /> *The fish constellation's 'fro wig also appeared in [[monument]].<br /> *Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].<br /> *The Bear Holding a Shark first appeared in [[date]] &amp;ndash; in that email, [[The Cheat]] touched [[The Tire]], received an electric shock, and then was scared off by the bear-shark. In this email, Strong Bad touches the Tire with a pointer and avoids the shock, and The Cheat is once again scared away by the bear-shark.<br /> *The &quot;Bear Holding A Shark&quot; ice cream bar is similar in style to the ice cream bars of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Bad, as seen in the [[Museum]] [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]].<br /> *&quot;Strong Bab&quot; is a reference to [[The Secrets That I Keep]], in which Strong Sad's birthday card was signed the same way by [[Lil' Strong Bad]].<br /> *Homestar Runner's pronunciation of &quot;monsterman,&quot; as one word with the last syllable unaccented, matches the pronunciation of &quot;[[Santaman]]&quot;.<br /> *The cottage and Trogdor sprite used in the &quot;Walking with Trogdor&quot; Easter egg come from the game [[TROGDOR!]].<br /> *One of the fence drawings appears to be a thatched-roof cottage being burninated.<br /> *Once again Homestar refers to Pom Pom as &quot;his dog&quot;. He was previously called that in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. Though this time, he means it more literally.<br /> *One of the fence drawings can be seen [[smoking]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *&quot;Walking With Trogdor&quot; is a reference to the TV special [[Wikipedia:Walking With Dinosaurs|Walking With Dinosaurs]], which features CG dinosaurs.<br /> **The &quot;Walking with Trogdor&quot; Easter egg is a reference to the recent trend of television networks to advertise for their shows by displaying short video clips along the bottom of the screen during the broadcast of another show.<br /> *The British Long Distance Runner is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Roger Bannister|Roger Bannister]], the first man who ran the mile in under four minutes.<br /> *&quot;Bear Holding a Shark Week&quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Discovery Channel|The Discovery Channel]]'s [http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/sharkweek.html Shark Week].<br /> *One of the fence drawings is a [[Wikipedia:TIE fighter|TIE fighter]] from the Star Wars movies.<br /> *&quot;Shawshank style&quot; is in reference to the 1994 movie [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]] in which Academy Award-winning actor [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]] plays a convict.<br /> *The Strongbadia Myth Show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:In Search Of...|In Search Of...]] and similar shows and documentaries that investigate paranormal phenomena such as [[Wikipedia:Cryptozoology|monster sightings]] and alien abductions, and often include interviews with people who claim to have encountered such things.<br /> *The blurry video footage of the bear holding a shark is a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin_film|Patterson-Gimlin]] home-movie footage of an alleged [[Wikipedia:Bigfoot|Bigfoot]] (Sasquatch) moving through a forest.<br /> **A notable detail about Homestar's footage is that the bear-shark's feet are white and have blue soles, suggesting that the footage is not authentic. The Bigfoot footage has been debunked for similar reasons.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Fruitopia|Fruitopia]] is a fruit drink manufactured by [[Wikipedia:The Coca-Cola Company|Coca-Cola]].<br /> *Strong Sad's mention of a weather balloon refers to the [[Wikipedia:Roswell UFO incident|1947 UFO incident]] in Roswell, New Mexico. Government officials identified strange debris as a weather balloon, which was later alleged to be a cover-up. Since then, weather balloons have become a typical rationalization of UFO sightings.<br /> *The &quot;Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network&quot; is likely a reference to the many home improvement shows that exist on channels like [[Wikipedia:TLC_Network|TLC]] and The Discovery Channel, in which rooms are redecorated to fit a specific theme. Such shows include [[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]] and [[Wikipedia:Monster House (TV series)|Monster House]].<br /> *Strong Bad's remark about babies getting stolen, and the &quot;My Baby Got Stole&quot; T-shirt in Bubs' Concession Stand, are possible references to the [[Wikipedia:Azaria Chamberlain disappearance|Azaria Chamberlain disappearance]] in Australia in 1980 (of &quot;a dingo took my baby&quot; fame).<br /> &lt;!-- Do not add possible origins of the Bear-shark here. Not only are there multiple possibilities, but the Bear-shark did not debut in this email (it first appeared in &quot;date&quot;, about two and a half years before this email appeared.) --&gt;<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br /> {{sectionstub}}<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> {{sbemailextlinks|145|7040}}<br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]</div> Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:37:14 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:myths_%26_legends http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Mad <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{charnav|Strong Mad|sm|The Cheat|Strong Sad}}<br /> [[Image:neweststrongmad.png|thumb|right|&quot;I'M STRONG MAD!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> A monolith of muscle and hostility, '''Strong Mad''' is, as his name implies, strong and usually mad. His brothers are [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad]], and he is the oldest of the three. He and [[The Cheat]] are &quot;The next bosom buddies&quot; according to a [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV TIME]] cover, and though he often tries to help Strong Bad with his evil plans, he usually only messes up. He communicates mostly in simple sentences shouted in an uninflected roar. He seems to be a wrestler (or perhaps was one in the past), since he wears a blue spandex singlet with an &quot;M&quot; on it. He's a big lug, but with a big heart: though you wouldn't know it to look at him, Strong Mad has a soft side. In [[Where's The Cheat?]] he cries over an autographed picture of The Cheat, given to him by the little yellow guy. <br /> [[Image:SM_has_a_Posse.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Strong Mad IS a posse]]<br /> Strong Mad apparently enjoys sports. He dressed as [[Kobe|Kobe #2]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; he has dressed as a professional sports player twice in Halloween episodes ([[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|Refrigerator Perry]], [[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]]); he wore a baseball cap with the [[Wikipedia:Detroit Tigers|Detroit Tigers']] logo on it as [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]]; he is the sports reporter for [[local news|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]]; he has a statue of a football player in [[Strong Mad's Room|his room]]; and he wore a football helmet in [[Ever and More!]].<br /> <br /> Strong Mad's creative drive has produced two works of [[dinosaur]]-themed art (an [[lunch special|MS Paint drawing of a &quot;fairly hot brontosaurus&quot;]] and the claymation short [[Doug the Dino]]). At Strong Bad's behest he has also carved the word &quot;[[dragon|DAGRON]]&quot; in a table and produced a portrait of Strong Bad in glitter and macaroni. Despite these achievements, Strong Bad has devoted [[the facts|an entire email]] to explaining why Strong Mad can't produce his own cartoon show. His musical talent is evident, however: he plays what looks like a black Hofner Violin bass guitar in [[guitar]], [[Cool Things]], and [[Weclome Back]], and the drums in [[highschool]], and he's a natural [[death metal]] singer.<br /> <br /> Strong Mad is, oddly, the only main character to have five fingers and a visible nose. He seems more than willing to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat otherwise inedible objects]], such as rocks, chain-whips, and printed e-mails. He does not, however, [[haircut|want to eat a guitar]]. Strong Bad implied he was surprised he hasn't eaten The Cheat by now. When Strong Mad inhales [[helium]], his voice stays the same, but when he sucks up [[isp|bandwidth]] through a [[garden hose]], his voice gets high pitched and his mouth gets tiny. Strong Mad has a [[Horrible Painting]] in his closet that gives Strong Bad the [[jibblies]]. He apparently needs reading glasses.<br /> <br /> Strong Mad seems to want a pet, as he (as Marzipan put it) &quot;absconded with&quot; [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]] and tried to convince Strong Bad to let him keep it, saying it followed him home.<br /> <br /> *'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]<br /> *'''Debut:''' First Seen: &quot;[[Super NES]]&quot;<br /> *[[:Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> <br /> ==Physical Statistics==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|right|300px|&quot;He's like a big square, this guy.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SMSmiling.png|thumb|right|&quot;MANNONBALL!&quot;]]<br /> Apparently, Strong Mad's height and weight are not definite. He's simply large and heavy, and as with many other things, the specifics can change from cartoon to cartoon. As stated on the [[Wikipedia:Andr&amp;eacute; the Giant Has a Posse|OBEY]] style [[HR:smsticker.html|stickers]], Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds. According to Strong Bad in [[the facts]], he is 88 inches (7 feet 4 inches) tall and 88 inches wide. As described by The Cheat in [[i she be]], he is only 6 feet tall. In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], it is stated that Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a combined weight of one million pounds. Apparently, Strong Mad is simply a big guy, and specific measurements are given only when needed for a joke or to convey a meaning.<br /> <br /> As seen in [[fingers]], [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]], and [[death metal]], Strong Mad's shoulders are squared-off, almost cubic, though his [[Store_Toys#Collectible_Figurines|figurine]] is rounder with a football-shaped top. When necessary, he is able to contract his frame into a spherical shape, as he did when performing a cannonball dive in [[keep cool]]. Strong Mad lacks a neck; there is no clear distinction between his head and his body.<br /> <br /> ==Character Video Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{'''Page Title''': Light Fuse, Get Away!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]]}''<br /> <br /> ''{The character video opens up to Strong Mad sleeping. [[Coach Z]], who is apparently doing the videotaping, nudges him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD''': ''{wakes up}'' I'M STRONG MAD! ''{pauses and looks around, then frowns''} I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE! ''{another pause, then smiles}'' I LIKE THE CHEAT. Ummmm. BREAKIN' STUFF!'' {Charges camera and knocks it over, causing it to point up at the ceiling.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': ''{offscreen}'' Uh... Okay. That's, uh... that's good then, Strong Mad. We'll go with that one.<br /> <br /> == Relationships ==<br /> :''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''<br /> *[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> *[[Strong Man]] ([[Old-Timey]])<br /> *[[Ready For Primetime]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])<br /> <br /> ===[[Halloween Costumes]]===<br /> <br /> *[[Wikipedia:Slim Goodbody|Slim Goodbody]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|William &quot;The Fridge&quot; Perry]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *a [[Wikipedia:Ghost|Ghost]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum P.I.]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:The Maxx|The Maxx]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].<br /> <br /> ==Quotes of the Week==<br /> {{qotwstart}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Did you just say polychaete worms?&quot;|[[caffeine]] outtake|Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Did you just say parakeet?&quot;|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''As Small Mouth Strong Mad:''' &quot;I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!&quot;|[[isp]] outtake|Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;|[[other days]]|Mirror:sm imthehump.mp3}}<br /> |}<br /> *{{gotw|&quot;I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!&quot;|[[haircut]]<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Strong Mad Evolution]]<br /> *[[Strong Mad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]<br /> *[[Nicknames#Strong Mad|Nicknames]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch Strong Mad's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:vcr_sm.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Mad's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:smsticker.html|See a sticker which says &quot;Strong Mad Has a Posse&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Characters|Strong Mad}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|vcr_sm}}</div> Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:42:19 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Mad http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Decemberween <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:dween cast.png|thumb|220px|Fifty-five days after Halloween]]<br /> '''Decemberween''' (also called [[what I want|X-berween]] and D'Ween) is a [[holiday]] celebrated by the people of [[Free Country, USA]] 55 days after [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween]], on December 25. It bears many similarities to [[Wikipedia:Christmas|Christmas]], with colorful lights, garlands, and the giving of presents, but also has some obvious differences. Though Christmas carols have made appearances (&quot;O Holy Night&quot; in [[A Holiday Greeting]], &quot;O Christmas Tree&quot; in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and &quot;Jingle Bells&quot; in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]), their correct words are never sung and only the tune is used. [[Decemberween food]] has some unique variations on more recognizable cuisine. Instead of turkeys, the traditional meal is bunnies, much to [[Marzipan]]'s chagrin. The origins of the holiday are complicated, involving at least one Angel, two [[Wikipedia:Kobe Bryant|Kobe Bryants]], the [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|Santa Claus]]-like [[Dr. Christmas]], and a sailor named [[Archibald]]. Although the holiday's origins are explained in the pageant in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], only glimpses of it are seen in the [[toon]], leaving most of the story a mystery. Decemberween can also be celebrated in [[Decemberween in July|July]], time permitting. There were no Decemberween cartoons in 2003 or 2005.<br /> <br /> ==Decemberween Characters==<br /> [[Image:xmas2002.png|thumb|220px|Decemberween will come soon!]]<br /> *[[The Angel]]<br /> *[[Dr. Christmas]]<br /> *[[Archibald]]<br /> *[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]<br /> *[[The Popular Vote]]<br /> *[[Kobe|Kobe 1 and 2]]<br /> *[[The First Decemberween]]<br /> *[[Santaman]]<br /> *[[Bad Graphics Ghost]] dressed as a Santaman<br /> *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion]]<br /> <br /> ==Decemberween Toons==<br /> *[[A Holiday Greeting]] (although Decemberween isn't mentioned) (2000)<br /> *[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] (2001)<br /> *[[A Decemberween Pageant]] (2002)<br /> *[[Decemberween In July]] (2004)<br /> *[[Snowglobe|Snow Globe]] (2004)<br /> *[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (2004)<br /> *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] (2006)<br /> <br /> ===Decemberween [[Strong Bad Email|Emails]]===<br /> *[[Decemberween Email Menu]] (2002)<br /> *[[what I want]] (2006)<br /> <br /> ==References to Christmas==<br /> Though Decemberween is the winter holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA, some characters still make references to Christmas.<br /> <br /> *A Decemberween Pageant features the character Dr. Christmas.<br /> *In [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[The Goblin]] is dressed up as a [[Santaman]].<br /> *In [[Peasant's Quest]], the description of the [[Peasant's Quest Items|Super Trinket]] tells you that &quot;It looks like it can either kill you or make you the hit of your Christmas party.&quot;<br /> *In [[animal]], Strong Bad says if he was a made-up animal he'd want to be a [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]], the kind with &quot;Christmas lights and custom lures&quot;.<br /> *On the [[TV Time Toons Menu|toons menu]], the description for [[Happy Fireworks]] says &quot;Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what?&quot; <br /> *Excluding &quot;Decemberween Teen Girl Squad&quot;, &quot;Decemberween in July&quot;, and &quot;Decemberween Short Shorts&quot;, all of the Decemberween toons have the word &quot;xmas&quot;, an abbreviation for Christmas, in the URL address.<br /> *In [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[Homsar]] remarks, &quot;I'm the ghost of Christmas past&quot;, a reference to Charles Dickens' [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Carol|A Christmas Carol]].<br /> *In [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], Homestar calls the King of Town &quot;Santa&quot;.<br /> *In [[concert]], Strong Bad says that in place of pyrotechnics, [[sloshy]] strung Christmas lights over the bass drum.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{decemberweennav}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Decemberween]]<br /> [[Category: Lists]]</div> Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:28:20 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Decemberween http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Ron_Cumberdale <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:roncumberdale.PNG|80px|thumb|Rather Smelly]]<br /> '''Ron Cumberdale''' is the person the first of [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] will turn [[Rather Dashing]] into if you get his question wrong. He was a kid from [[School|fourth grade]] who that keeper hated. He was a big loser and he smelled bad. If Rather Dashing is changed into him, there won't be any way for you to beat [[Trogdor]], so you'll get a game over. One of the suspects in [[Where's an Egg?]] resembles him. It may be coincidental, but a character from Salad Fingers is also named Ron Cumberdale.<br /> <br /> {{Peasant's Quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Peasant's Quest Characters]]</div> Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:00:23 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Ron_Cumberdale http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Badia <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=1 align=right cellpadding=4 cellspacing=0 width=300 style=&quot;margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 95%;&quot;<br /> |+&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''Strong Badia'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | align=center colspan=2 |<br /> {| border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style=&quot;background:#f9f9f9;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | align=center | [[Image:sbemail32.PNG|125px|Flag of Strong Badia]]&lt;br&gt;&lt;small&gt;Strong Badia's National Colors. The Snake and Tire is the Coat of Arms. The background displays the Strong Badian landscape with a red sky.&lt;/small&gt; <br /> |}<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=2 align=center |<br /> |-<br /> | '''Language''' || [[Wikipedia:English language|English]], The Cheat<br /> |-<br /> | '''Sovereign''' || [[Strong Bad]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Population''' || [[Tire]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''National anthem''' || &quot;[[Strong Badia National Anthem]]&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[Space Program]]''' || [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]] (SBASAF)<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|179px|The landscape of Strong Badia]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Badia''' (sometimes misspelled as '''Strongbadia''') is the field behind the dumpsters that is ruled over by [[Strong Bad]], though so far these dumpsters remain to be seen. In [[monument]], it is revealed that Strong Badia is also directly adjacent to [[The Field]]. Strong Bad introduced his monarchy in &quot;[[i rule]]&quot;. In &quot;[[colonization]]&quot;, he [[History according to Strong Bad|tells the story]] of how it was founded (which took place around the time that the wireless web and energy drinks were invented) when Strong Bad started renting the land from [[Bubs]] so he could have the freedom to put ketchup on his [[eggs]].<br /> As seen in email &quot;[[other days]]&quot;, Strong Bad gives Strong Badia a firm scrubbing every Thursday for community service due to a [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|prior arrest]].<br /> <br /> Citizens of Strong Badia include Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], the [[Tire]], the [[Stop Sign]], [[General Tso's Chicken]], the ghost of Strong Bad's [[Tandy 400]], [[Bear Holding a Shark|The Bear Holding a Shark]], and the [[Cinder Block]]. However, the official population of Strong Badia, as recorded on the Stop Sign, is &quot;Tire.&quot; Since the tire is inanimate, Strong Badia is completely devoid of any permanent flora or fauna. In the email &quot;[[2 years]]&quot;, it was revealed that two years after the email was released, September 2005, the population will have tripled to also include a bundt cake pan and [[Coach Z]] (taking a leak). The Cheat will also have painted a mural on the fence, reading &quot;FIReWORKS or die,&quot; and there would be a world-class hole. Also, the Cinder Block and Sign were to have separated, the [[Tire]] would have &quot;won the title,&quot; and Strong Sad would have become whinier. However, none of these events ever came to pass.<br /> <br /> The Stop Sign and the Cinder Block serve as an unfinished monument to Strong Badia's monarch. This monument is unfinished due to the fact Strong Bad was distracted by [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].<br /> <br /> Strong Badia also has its own [[local news]] station, &quot;[[Action Cool 5]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> As seen in the email &quot;[[little questions]]&quot;, Strong Badia is, or at some point was, on very good economic and political terms with [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]] (perhaps even to the point of an alliance).<br /> <br /> In the email &quot;[[flag day]]&quot;, Strong Bad sings the Strong Badia National Anthem and the flag of Strong Badia is first shown. This anthem later appears on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].<br /> <br /> In 2004, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] attempted to conquer Strong Badia with his [[Homestarmy]], which at the time consisted of himself, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]], the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]], and a popcorn maker named [[Frank Bennedetto]]. Homestar made the mistake, however, of trying to recruit Strong Bad, giving Strong Badia plenty of warning of the impending [[The Battle of Strong Badia|Battle of Strong Badia]]. Though Strong Bad was outnumbered almost 2 to 1, Homestar agreed to cancel the invasion because Strong Bad and Strong Mad were playing [[badminton]]. The only casualty was Bennedetto, who was seriously wounded and even considered dead after sustaining severe kick trauma from Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> Strong Badia also has a [[space program]] called [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]], dedicated to the manned [[Duct Tape|taping]] of aluminum foil to [[Cardboard Boxes|cardboard]].<br /> <br /> In the e-mail &quot;[[keep cool]]&quot;, Strong Bad interrupts his usual reading of the e-mail to explain that Strong Badia consists ''only'' of the field behind the dumpsters and not the many other locations of [[Free Country, USA]]. He may have been driven to do this by e-mailers whose usage of the term &quot;Strong Badia&quot; implied a mistaken belief that this was the name of the whole town.<br /> <br /> ==Emails involving Strong Badia==<br /> There recently have been more emails sent to Strong Bad concerning Strong Badia. The landscape itself doesn't make an appearance in a few of them, however.<br /> <br /> *[[flag day]] - Pablo thinks Strong Bad has a &quot;totally awesome flag for Strong Badia.&quot;<br /> *[[ghosts]] - Josh, John, and Doug ask Strong Bad if there are any ghosts in Strong Badia.<br /> *[[2 years]] - E. Fullmer asks what the greatest advancement will be for Strong Badia in two years.<br /> *[[local news]] - Dan asks if Strong Badia has its own local news.<br /> *[[colonization]] - Shana asks when Strong Badia was first colonized.<br /> *[[army]] - Hank asks if Strong Badia had an official army.<br /> *[[space program]] - Ryan asks if Strong Badia has a space program.<br /> *[[myths &amp; legends]] - Cephis asks if Strong Badia has any &quot;mysterious myths or legendary legends.&quot;<br /> *[[isp]] - Gary asks what kind of internet Strong Bad gets in Strong Badia.<br /> *[[keep cool]] - Tom asks how hot it is in Strong Badia.<br /> *[[unnatural]] - An anonymous writer asks if Strong Badia had any natural disasters.<br /> *[[more armies]] - Paul tells Strong Bad that his three sons would like to join the Strong Badia army.<br /> *[[mini-golf]] - Another anonymous writer asks if Strong Badia has a miniature golf course.<br /> *[[pizza joint]] - Daphne asks if Strong Badia has a pizza joint.<br /> <br /> ==Strong Badia Variations==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Mpstrongbadia.PNG|A Mario Paint version of Strong Badia as seen in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]. <br /> Image:Puppetstrongbadia.PNG|The puppet version of Strong Badia from alternate universe. <br /> Image:Pbtcstrongbadia.PNG|Strong Badia as seen in [[mile]]. <br /> Image:Pixelsbadia.PNG|The pixelated version of Strong Badia as seen in [[Population Tire]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Behind the Fence]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]<br /> *[[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits]]<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> &lt;table width=&quot;70%&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;autocolumn cols=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;33%&quot;&gt;<br /> *'''Debut:''' Email [[i rule]]<br /> *Email [[flag day]]<br /> *Email [[your friends]]<br /> *Email [[ghosts]]<br /> *Email [[monster truck]]<br /> *[[Population: Tire]]<br /> *Email [[date]]<br /> *Email [[mile]]<br /> *Email [[2 years]]<br /> *Email [[local news]]<br /> *Email [[colonization]]<br /> *Email [[army]]<br /> *Email [[monument]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]<br /> *Email [[theme park]]<br /> *Email [[other days]]<br /> *Email [[pizzaz]]<br /> *Email [[animal]]<br /> *[[Senorial Day]]<br /> *Email [[bottom 10]]<br /> *[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]<br /> *Email [[space program]]<br /> *Email [[myths &amp; legends]]<br /> *[[Kid Speedy]]<br /> *[[Summer Short Shorts]]<br /> *Email [[alternate universe]]<br /> *Email [[keep cool]]<br /> *Email [[strong badathlon]]<br /> *Email [[unnatural]]<br /> *[[DNA Evidence]]<br /> *Email [[more armies]]<br /> *[[Space Program Alternate Take]]<br /> *Email [[pizza joint]]<br /> &lt;!--Update the pages for the Tire, Stop Sign, and Cinder Block along with Strong Badia, if they appeared--&gt;<br /> &lt;/autocolumn&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Places]][[Category:Strong Badia|*]]</div> Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:33:32 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Badia http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Bubs_and_Coach_Z%27s_Relationship <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Jerkfloat.PNG|thumb|&quot;Coach Z, you jerk!&quot;]]<br /> '''[[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is a mix of three feelings. Sometimes they are best friends, other times they don't get along, and sometimes they hate each other.<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z getting along ==<br /> *[[Yearbook Character Page]] &amp;mdash; Bubs's page says that he has boring conversations with Coach Z.<br /> *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &amp;mdash; The two are apparently [[Alcohol|drunk]] at a party together.<br /> *Email [[impression]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z tells Bubs that his &quot;hot cold cuts&quot; were great. Bubs reveals they were actually moist towelettes, but Coach Z doesn't pay attention to this.<br /> *[[Happy Fireworks]] &amp;mdash; They have a conversation at the beginning; however, this erupts into somewhat of an argument.<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z not getting along ==<br /> *[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series &amp;mdash; Coach Z plays [[Renaldo]], Dangeresque's partner, while Bubs plays an [[Unnamed Bad Guy|unnamed villain]] who tries to kill Dangeresque.<br /> *Email [[current status]] &amp;mdash; As [[Zubs and Coach B]], Coach Z and Bubs insult each other about their temporarily switched bodies.<br /> *[[Fall Float Parade]] &amp;mdash; Bubs constructs a float expressing his hatred for Coach Z. Later, when [[Strong Mad]] is seen taking [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Coach Z says it &quot;serves him right, then&quot;. <br /> *Email [[narrator]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z and Bubs argue about who a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] belongs to.<br /> *Email [[cheatday]] &amp;mdash; Bubs gets all the royalties from his and Coach Z's &quot;fresh jam&quot;. Coach Z does not agree to it.<br /> *Email [[road trip]] &amp;mdash; Bubs threatens Coach Z when he calls Bubs &quot;Orange Coach Z&quot;, saying that he'll have to deal with his friends &quot;Jacoby &amp; Meyers&quot; (his fists).<br /> *Email [[cliffhangers]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z tries to reveal the [[Thnikkaman]]'s secret identity.<br /> *Email [[your funeral]] &amp;mdash; When Coach Z tapes over Strong Bad's self-eulogy, Bubs, (and pretty much everybody else at the funeral) gets mad at him.<br /> *[[Date Nite]] &amp;mdash; Coach Z gets mad at Bubs for going on a date with [[Marzipan]].<br /> *[[DNA Evidence]] &amp;mdash; The arch enemy of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] (Coach Z) is [[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]] (Bubs).<br /> <br /> == Bubs and Coach Z working together ==<br /> *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &amp;mdash; They go trick-or-treating together, although Bubs is frequently annoyed with Coach Z's accent.<br /> *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &amp;mdash; They try to figure out who stole [[The King of Town]]'s crown.<br /> *Email [[cheatday]] &amp;mdash; Bubs and Coach Z cut a demo together.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character Relationships]]</div> Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:28:15 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Bubs_and_Coach_Z%27s_Relationship http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Sad <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>{{charnav|Strong Sad|ss|Strong Mad|Pom Pom}}<br /> [[Image:newerstrongsad.PNG|thumb|&quot;Each day we die a little more...&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:Babyss.PNG|thumb|Not sitting next to The Diapersmith.]]<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Strong Sad''' is the youngest of [[the Brothers Strong]]. He stands somewhere between [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] in height, and has large, elephant-like feet he calls &quot;[[soolnds]]&quot;, (in the past, poachers have apparently offered large sums of money to obtain Strong Sad's feet). His body is round and two shades of grey &amp;mdash; a lighter grey from the waist up, a darker grey from the waist down. For some reason however, [[Coach Z]] thinks he is yellow.{{ref|1}} Strong Sad's body makes the sound of a inflated rubber ball when hit &amp;mdash; and according to Strong Sad, it is hit often. In [[One Two, One Two]], it is hit in rhythm. His head is white and has an odd lump on the top, referred to as a &quot;disturbing soft-serve flip&quot; by Strong Bad in [[keep cool]] (a trait shared by [[Mr. Bland]]). It is unclear whether or not he has teeth. Strong Bad claims that he does not, but Strong Sad was seen brushing his teeth in [[narrator]] and [[concert]]. He is usually very calm and soft-spoken, although he has become [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]] on occasion (at least once under the influence of [[Coffee|caffeine]]), and he has also temporarily (albeit ''involuntarily'') become a boisterous [[radio|radio DJ]] once or twice. The phrase &quot;covered bridges&quot; seems to be able to put him in some type of trance, as seen in &quot;Fall Float Parade&quot;. He also has some sort of reaction to sunlight overexposure, causing him to become uncharacteristically happy,{{ref|2}} even if he did not enjoy it (at one point, he actually asks to be shot).<br /> <br /> Strong Sad's main defining characteristic is his chronic depression &amp;mdash; his high levels of intelligence and creativity are almost always overshadowed by it. His many interests include listening, books, listening to books, calligraphy, safety, being alone, arts, crafts, and arts [[b/w]] crafts. He has outstanding penmanship, often writing poetry, which he then recites at his own &quot;poetry slams&quot;. Strong Sad is seen using both his right and left hands to write and play the guitar, implying that he is [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]]. He has been seen practicing [[Wikipedia:T'ai Chi Ch'&amp;uuml;an|T'ai Chi]]. Strong Sad also enjoys playing board games, and he seems to enjoy going to science-fiction and fantasy conventions, as seen in [[different town]] and [[TrogdorCon '97]]. He has an [[Strong Sad's iPod|iPod]], and he occasionally updates his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]] from time to time. Strong Sad's highly philosophical view on life has creeped out other characters more than once, most notably Strong Bad and [[Marzipan]]. Strong Sad may have a crush on Marzipan; he has occasionally lied to Marzipan just so he could spend time with her, as in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]. However, he might just be trying to make friends with anyone he can.<br /> <br /> Strong Sad has a love-hate relationship with his brother Strong Bad. It appears that the two [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along quite well]] when they were younger, but nowadays, Strong Sad suffers almost constant [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|abuse]] from Strong Bad. In particular, Strong Bad has quite a list of [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|names]] he has used to insult Strong Sad. Strong Sad has also been the subject of numerous practical jokes by Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and [[The Cheat]], ranging from being drilled a new navel by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] to being used as a [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] for the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] movies, to even having [[what I want|wildebeest pheromones]] washed into his laundry. In turn, Strong Sad holds a very low opinion of his brother and considers him to be a clueless weirdo. However, evidence from &quot;The Secrets That I Keep&quot; suggests that even though Strong Sad insults Strong Bad, he also looks up to him and misses the days when they got along. He seems to retain some degree of brotherly love toward Strong Bad: when the Tandy 400 exploded in the email [[gimmicks]], Strong Sad sincerely asked Strong Bad if he were all right, and wrote a letter wishing him well while Strong Bad was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|incarcerated]]. However, he also stated that his brother's absence caused him to feel far happier with himself than usual, and turned Strong Bad's computer room into his tai chi space. He was also eager to help Strong Bad with his 150th email in [[Sbemail 150?!?]], and even managed to provide the background music for Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] in [[alternate universe]].<br /> <br /> Strong Sad's troubled relationship with Strong Bad seems to have affected his social interaction habits with the rest of the community of [[Free Country, USA]]. He is generally reclusive and has only a few friends &amp;mdash; his best friend appears to be [[Homsar]], and he plays Jenga with The Cheat on Tuesdays. Early in the site's history, [[Homestar Runner]] even counted Strong Sad as a friend, and still shows some signs of friendship towards him. He is often overlooked and ignored when he [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|has an idea]], and he is sometimes even [[Death#Strong Sad|believed to be dead]]. Despite all of this, he serves as a loyal officer in the [[Homestarmy]], temps at an unnamed computer company with Strong Bad and Homestar, and even has a [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] held in his honor/insult each year.<br /> <br /> Strong Sad seems to be the most rational of the characters, and often seems to react perplexedly to the others' cartoonish antics. He can often be found patiently correcting another's apparent mistakes, such as in [[TrogdorCon '97]] and [[technology]], or [[Happy T!|entirely uncomprehending]] of the nonsensical events around him. He was even featured as the sole &quot;[[Bear Holding a Shark]] Skeptic&quot; in [[myths &amp; legends]].<br /> <br /> There may be more to him than meets the eye, however. Occasionally Strong Sad has done things that are not in line with his usually calm temperament: He [[rough copy|threw snowballs]] at Strong Bad, being [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|physically violent]], and he had a long bout of maniacal laughter when it was revealed that he was behind the whole [[DNA Evidence]] event.<br /> <br /> *'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]<br /> *'''Debut:''' [[Super NES]]<br /> *[[:Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> <br /> ===Sources===<br /> #{{note|1}} [[Fall Float Parade]]<br /> #{{note|2}} [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br /> <br /> ==Tunes==<br /> Strong Sad listens to the following musicians/music groups, according to his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]:<br /> <br /> *[[Wikipedia:Angelo Badalamenti|Angelo Badalamenti]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Will Oldham|Bonnie &quot;Prince&quot; Billy]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Godspeed You! Black Emperor|Godspeed You! Black Emperor]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Jerry Goldsmith|Jerry Goldsmith]]<br /> *Mr. Mom - ''Original Motion Picture Soundtrack''<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Peter Murphy (musician)|Peter Murphy]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Pet Shop Boys|Pet Shop Boys]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:The Promise Ring|The Promise Ring]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]] (probably [[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Morrissey]] as well)<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Matthew Sweet|Matthew Sweet]]<br /> *[[They Might Be Giants]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Thursday (band)|Thursday]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Suzanne Vega|Suzanne Vega]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Tom Waits|Tom Waits]]<br /> *Butch Willis<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Neil Young|Neil Young]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]]<br /> <br /> Judging from the &quot;[[Wikipedia:Boys Don't Cry (album)|Boys Don't Cry]]&quot; silhouette poster of [[Wikipedia:Robert Smith (musician)|Robert Smith]] on his wall, Strong Sad also apparently listens to [[Wikipedia:The Cure|The Cure]]. Also, some of his Halloween costumes suggests that he enjoys [[Wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking Heads]] and [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]. He is also known to listen to [[sloshy]], as seen in [[concert]].<br /> <br /> ==Lurking==<br /> <br /> Strong Sad has often been identified as a lurker, or has been associated with lurking.<br /> [[Image:Sbemail157.PNG|thumb|Deathly Pallor with &quot;Lonely Lurker Attack&quot;]]<br /> *Email [[garage sale]] &amp;mdash; [[Strong Bad]] describes &quot;The Lurker&quot;, using Strong Sad as an example, as being &quot;the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.&quot; Strong Bad also tells Strong Sad, &quot;At least &lt;nowiki&gt;[&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[Senor Cardgage]]&lt;nowiki&gt;]&lt;/nowiki&gt; bought something, ''lurker''!&quot;<br /> *[[Senorial Day]] &amp;mdash; In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad says, &quot;there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely spring night.&quot;<br /> *Email [[trading cards]] &amp;mdash; One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s cards is [[The Deathly Pallor]], which can perform the &quot;Lonely Lurker Attack.&quot;<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Character Video Transcript ==<br /> ''{'''Page Title''': Poetry Slam!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]]}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open with a black screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I don't wanna do a characters page! <br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, come on, you can do it!<br /> <br /> ''{The lens cap is removed, and Strong Sad appears as the camera focuses on him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not really comfortable talking to a camera.<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just pretend like you're talking to me, or a wall, or a tree, or any of the other stuff that you usually talk to.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Ohhhhhh! My name's Strong Sad and... I have two brothers that like to pummel me every hour, on the hour. I mostly sit in my room, and... listen to music, and write, ''{begins tracing his finger along the edge of the screen}'' and talk to walls or trees... ''{stops touching the edge of the screen}'' and wait to be pummeled... I guess I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean I like to play board games more than most people do. But by that I also mean I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, me and Hi-Ho Cherry-O! were playing The Game of Life, and I got a phone call from... Coach Z or somebody. And, I didn't answer it because I was having such a good time with playing this board game, against this other board game...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen, losing patience}'' Okay, I think that's enough, Strong Sad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' And it got me to thinking, you know?<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm turning it off now.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Two lovers... collide...<br /> <br /> ''{The camera stops.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> * [[Matt Chapman]] has said that Strong Sad is the most difficult character to voice due to how delicate he sounds. If Matt strains his voice too much before recording, he actually can't do Strong Sad at all (which led to Mike substituting for Strong Sad's one word in [[cheat talk]]).<br /> * Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by saying he doesn't want to do a &quot;character page&quot;, and by running his finger up and down the left border of the screen. The actual wall of his room is much further off to the side, as evidenced by the poster in the background.<br /> &lt;!-- Please do not add a reference to the Zoloft mascot - the Zoloft bouncing head was designed well after Strong Sad's head, so this is a coincidence, not a reference. --&gt;<br /> * Strong Sad used to have an AOL Instant Messenger screenname of &quot;depressio222&quot;. A fan registered the name, and after many questions as to why the Brothers Chaps had not reserved it beforehand, Strong Sad's IM changed to &quot;depressio111117&quot;.<br /> *Strong Sad was originally going to sound like [[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]], but it was quickly rejected.<br /> * In [[concert]], Strong Bad says the band [[sloshy]] appeals to &quot;people that went to college.&quot; This may indicate that Strong Sad had a tertiary education.<br /> * As seen in an Easter egg in [[pop-up]], Strong Sad's face has a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Manicouagan Reservoir|Manicouagan Reservoir]], a lake formed by a meteor impact in Quebec.<br /> <br /> == Relationships ==<br /> *[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship]]<br /> <br /> == Variations ==<br /> *[[Sickly Sam]] ([[Old-Timey]])<br /> *[[Hot Tub]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])<br /> *[[The First Decemberween]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])<br /> *[[Lil' Strong Sad]]<br /> *[[Saddy Dumpington]]<br /> *[[The Deathly Pallor]]<br /> *[[Anonymous]]<br /> *[[Trading Cards|Prancibald]] ([[trading card]])<br /> *[[Other Character Variations#2046|2046 Strong Sad]] ([[your funeral]])<br /> === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Gorbachev]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *Vyvyan (from [[Wikipedia:The Young_Ones (TV_series)|The Young Ones]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:David Byrne (musician)|David Byrne]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo Member]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].<br /> <br /> ==Quotes of the Week==<br /> {{qotwstart}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Yeah, I don't think Sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it.&quot;|[[concert]] outtake|Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football...&quot;|[[caffeine]] outtake|Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Strong Bad, did you put Montelbon pheromones..?&quot;|[[what I want]] outtake|Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins.&quot;|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!&quot;|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake|Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!&quot;|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]|Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|'''As [[The Deathly Pallor]]''': &quot;We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!&quot;|[[radio]] outtake|Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Marzipan, Marzipan!!!&quot;|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:ss marzipan.wav}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;I don't like food anymore&quot;|[[2 years]]|Mirror:ss foodanymore.mp3}}<br /> *{{qotw|&quot;Oh, some animal died.&quot;|A parody of Homestar's line in [[impression]]|Mirror:ss_animal.wav}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Strong Sad Evolution]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad Smiling]]<br /> *[[Hyperactive Strong Sad]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]<br /> *[[Nicknames#Strong Sad|Nicknames]]<br /> *[[Strong Sad's Lament]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch Strong Sad's character video]]<br /> *[[HR:vcr_ss.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Sad's character video]]<br /> *[mailto:depressio@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Sad] ([[depressio#Easter Eggs|note]])<br /> *[[HR:sadjournal/index.html|See Strong Sad's Blog]]<br /> *[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|Fond Reminiscences]]<br /> <br /> {{Characters|Strong Sad}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|vcr_ss}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Homestarmy]]</div> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:39:55 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Strong_Sad http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa'''!</div> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:04:35 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Homdude717 <p>Homdude717:&#32;New page: == HOMDUDE717!!!!!! == This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties. Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad...</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == HOMDUDE717!!!!!! ==<br /> <br /> This is Me. The Friendly reminder that I'm a song from the sixties.<br /> <br /> Sooo... what else. I havent done much stuff besides making this page. I think that Strong Sad and Homsar are greatly underused characters! <br /> <br /> In closing '''Bold text'''DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa</div> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:03:53 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/3_Times_Halloween_Funjob <p>Homdude717:&#32;a running gag</p> <hr /> <div>{{redirects|tennis}} {{for|sport|Sports#Tennis{{!}}Sports}}<br /> {{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween03|Fan Costume Commentary|Under Construction}}<br /> [[Image:ween03.png|thumb|CREDENZAAAAAA!!! CREDENZAAAAAAA!!!]]<br /> <br /> Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat go toilet-papering. Strong Sad and Marzipan try to contact the spirit of [[Credenza]], her dead ficus plant. The rest of the crew go trick-or-treating. <br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Goblin}}<br /> <br /> See '''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[The Stick]], [[The Halloween House]], Tennis Court (Easter egg)<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' Wednesday, October 29th, 2003<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 6:00<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Get Scared NOW! Ask me how!<br /> <br /> {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{The scene opens with Homestar Runner at Bubs' Concession Stand, finalizing a transaction.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ...and 16 cents is your change. ''{drops the change on the counter}'' <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa! Free money!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' So, what are you gettin' into tonight, Homestar?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. ''{rubs his foot on the ground}'' Marzipan and those are gonna try to summon the spirit of her dead ficus plant, but that sounds dumb and boring. So I'll probably just end up trick-or-treatin'.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What about Strong Bad? What's he doin'?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. You can never tell with that guy.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad approaches the concession stand.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, Bubs. I'll have 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. ''{looks around}'' ...And a corn dog.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I got it all packed up for you in the wagon 'round back.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, pally.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad and Bubs go around back.}'' <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''What'' is he ''up'' to?<br /> <br /> ''{titles:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;3 TIMES HALLOWEEN FUNJOB!<br /> <br /> a halloween-type cartoon by the brothers chaps<br /> <br /> talkings by matt and missy<br /> <br /> MU-HU-HA-HA&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Now Strong Sad, I need to make contact with Credenza. Homestar watered him with Yoo-Hoo while I was in Miami and he died and now I really miss him.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Okay. I'll need a photograph of the deceased ''{she gives him one}'' and two box Oreos. ''{Marzipan does a slight double-take.}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat in their costumes with their supplies for the evening}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be so great you guys. Everybody's houses and pumpkins and trees won't know what hit 'em. ''{quickly and high-pitched}'' This is gonna be great!<br /> <br /> ''{The King of Town walks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hey, guys. What's up? What are we doing here? Making omelettes? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of here, old man! We're gonna be pelting people like you and houses like your castle with these eggs.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' C'mon! Let me hang out!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No way! Forget it! C'mon, los dudes. Let's go hit Marzipan's gaze-bo.<br /> <br /> ''{they all leave and the King of Town chases after them.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I'm dressed to Hamburgle... Robble! Robble!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Homestar, Pom Pom, Coach Z, and Bubs standing around in their costumes}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bet I get... a million pounds of candy this year. A million pounds!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Whatever. I'm goin' for quality over quantity.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Same here, Bubsy. I'm holdin' out for cookies with gold-plated chocolate chorps!<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs sighs}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We'll see about that. C'mon, Pom Pom. Let's go find some houses giving away lead candies!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a view of the sky.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Let 'er rip! ''{The Cheat grunts as many rolls of toilet paper are thrown into the air. The camera pans back to show that The Stick is covered, while Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat stand nearby.}'' Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.<br /> <br /> ''{The King of Town walks up again.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Listen... ahem... &quot;Your Highness&quot;. We're about to egg the everloving crap out of your castle. It just won't be any fun if you're standing there!<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yeah it will! On account o' I'm totally cool!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly and quietly}'' No, you're not. ''{in a normal voice}'' But we're prepared to give you a dozen of these eggs ''{The Cheat grunts as if saying &quot;here&quot; as he lays down a carton of eggs in front of The King of Town}'' and let you wash it down with a roll of toilet paper, ''{Strong Mad throws a roll of toilet paper next to the eggs}'' in exchange for you leaving us alone for the rest of eternity.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{delighted}'' It's a deal! ''{The King runs off, taking his eggs and toilet paper with him.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I thought.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a door opening to reveal Coach Z and Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What the? Oh, I remember this house from a couple of years ago.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Track or Trort!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' C'mon, man.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Okay, Trick or Treat.<br /> <br /> ''{At this point you can choose what candy to give them by dragging it onto them.}''<br /> ------------<br /> ==== Swedish Fish ====<br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh, the Swordish Forsh!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What did I just tell you?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Cut me some slack. It's a crowd-pleaser.<br /> <br /> ''{door closes}''<br /> <br /> ==== Delicious &quot;Bag&quot; ====<br /> '''COACH Z:''' What is that? One of them old school candies? I got some old school for youse. ''{rapping}'' This year Halloween falls on a weekend. Me and Ghetto Boys are trick-or-treatin'. Robbin' little kids for bags.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Uh... he doesn't really mean we've been out robbin' little kids. ''{door begins to close}'' No, wai&amp;mdash; ''{slam}''<br /> <br /> ==== Zagnut ====<br /> '''BUBS:''' Aw, ZAG-nut!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Yeah. Aw, Zagnut!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' No, no. Aw, ZAAAG-nut!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Right, right. Aww, ZAAAAG-nut!<br /> <br /> '''BOTH:''' AWWWWWW— ''{slam}''<br /> ----------------<br /> ''{You can also choose nothing by clicking anywhere on the screen, but not giving them a treat. If you do this, the door closes, and reopens with Stinkoman dressed as Speed Racer. You can also drag the pumpkin near the door onto Bubs or Coach Z to trigger this.}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Check out my new cohs-PLAY! I'm a demon on wheels!<br /> <br /> ==== Zagnut ====<br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' I can't eat that kind of bar because I'm in training. Don't you have of the other kinds of bars? You know... energy bars... or power bars... or training bars?<br /> <br /> ==== Prawn ====<br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' I love prawns. Simple as that! ''{dances}''<br /> <br /> ==== Jar labeled &quot;Akira&quot; ====<br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Eh. Ew. Aah! Nnn! Eh! Ew! Ahhhhh! ''{Giant tentacles and veins start coming out his body where his right arm should be}'' That tickles.<br /> --------------------------<br /> ''{cuts to Pom Pom and Homestar walking along}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow, Pom Pom. Did you know that lady? Why'd she give you a hundred bucks? All's I got was a dang old Bit o' Honey.<br /> <br /> ''{they stop at The Poopsmith, dressed up, who is sticking his shovel in and out of a pile of [[whatsit]]}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Pom Pom. You knock this time. ''{Pom Pom does nothing}'' Fine. I'll ring the doorbell. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! ''{He rocks his head back and forth as if his head were a bell}'' The Poopsmith! Trick or treat! ''{The Poopsmith offers some of his dung. Pom Pom bubbles something and leaves}'' Suit yourself. More for me. Lay it on me, Poop-Stick!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to Strong Sad in his seance}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Credenza! Credwenzia! Crewdenz—<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' It's been two hours and we haven't heard anything. Credenza must hate me.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' No, no! Maybe I just need to do this some more. Credenzel!!!<br /> <br /> ''{they hear a knocking sound}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' What's that? That must be him.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Yup. That sounds like a ficus.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the porch}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let, me, in. ''{hits the door with his head as each word is spoken}'' Da, da, da. Let me in!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opening the door}'' Hey, you're not a dead ficus plant! <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're so smart. I'm Homestar Runn—<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Get in here, you guys. You're gonna scare away Credenza.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town, eating the last of his toilet paper.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! Not bad for a first course. ...I'm still hungry.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts back to everyone at Marzipan's house}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I told you I'd get a million libs&lt;!--sic--&gt; of candy.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' That sure doesn't smell like candy.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slightly angry}'' Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{snickers}'' He sure did!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Any minute now. ''{electrical disturbances occur}'' Oooo!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa! Electrical disturbances. There's definitely a powerful spirit present.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean, like, the spirit of giving?<br /> <br /> ''{Outside, the King of Town is eating a string of candy corn lights}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan walks up}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me! Stop doing that right now. <br /> <br /> ''{she goes back in}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Stop what? I don't do nothing!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Stupid, stupid King of Town. He gets on my nerv—''{loud banging occurs}'' What the crap!?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I think this is it!<br /> <br /> ''{outside, Strong Mad is punching the side of the house with a roll of toilet paper over and over}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sitting on throne made from stacks of toilet paper rolls}'' Uhhh, that's not really the conventional way to roll a house, but, uh, whatever works!<br /> <br /> ''{From inside, we see that Strong Mad punches a hole in the side of the house.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' HIGGINS!!<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, hi, Strong Mad. ''{mumbles}'' Stupid. This is stupid. He ate the candy corn lights.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. What's going on in here? You guys having one of those stupid moron parties or something?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Okay. Everybody say it with me this time.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is boring!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Credenza!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Cradernza!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Witch's brew!<br /> <br /> ''{A sudden gust of wind blows the candles out and the room goes dark.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa. The lights went out.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. Magic.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Yup. I've dealt with this before. Lights: definitely out.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And somebody's a-grabbin' a-my butt.<br /> <br /> ''{the lights come on and there is a ficus plant on the table}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Credenza! You're alive!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Saints be praised! Credenza's alive!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' Yay!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and Strong Bad got to throw toilet paper at stuff!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD, STRONG MAD, AND THE CHEAT:''' Yay!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''... and I got a million pounds of candy! ''{No one cheers.}'' ''{quietly, to himself}'' Yay. ''{to the group}'' ...and the goblin showed up, dressed up like up a Santaman.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to The Goblin, who dances. His trademark music plays as he does.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Yay!<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *In the scene where you give Bubs and Coach Z candy, any mouse click that doesn't result in candy being given results in Stinkoman appearing, dressed as Speed Racer ([[#Zagnut_2|see the transcript]]).<br /> <br /> *When Homestar says &quot;I told you I'd get a million libs of candy&quot; you can click on The Poopsmith's head until the scene ends to see Homsar's secret costume, Slash from Guns N' Roses.<br /> :'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaI'm open for interpretation!<br /> <br /> [[Image:Homestar puppet as McEnroe.jpg|thumb|You can't be serious!]]<br /> *At the end when everyone is standing around, click the rightmost candycorn light (the one that's not lit) to see a bonus video! See &quot;External Links&quot; to view this video.<br /> :''{Puppet Homestar is at a tennis court dressed as John McEnroe, holding a tennis racket.}''<br /> <br /> :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously! You can't be serious! That ball was on the line! ''{taps ground with his racket}'' Come on! I don't believe this. ''{he throws his racket on the ground and storms off.}''<br /> <br /> *After the cartoon is over you can click on some people to make things happen. These people are:<br /> **'''The Poopsmith'''<br /> *:''{The Poopsmith rockets off to the right, flaming. (This is M.Bison's Psycho Crusher move)}''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool. Flaming Poopsmith.<br /> *:''{The Poopsmith reappears from the left.}''<br /> **'''Strong Bad'''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your El Debarge costume.<br /> *:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not El Debarge.<br /> *:'''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Miami Sound Machine.<br /> *:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm not.<br /> *:'''COACH Z:''' He's Terence Trent D'arby!<br /> *:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir—no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'.<br /> **'''Strong Sad'''<br /> *:'''COACH Z:''' Well, Strong Sad, this is a beautiful house you got here.<br /> *:'''STRONG SAD:''' This is not my beautiful house!<br /> *:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, and I haven't been introduced to your beautiful wife yet, neither.<br /> *:'''STRONG SAD:''' This is not my beautiful wife!<br /> **'''The Cheat'''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat... Um... Dress up as something different next year. Thing's creeping me out.<br /> **'''Bubs'''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs, I really like your dirty man outfit.<br /> *:'''BUBS:''' Whatever you say, Homestar.<br /> **'''Marzipan'''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan, what's with your sweater costume?<br /> *:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Log Lady, huh? ''{amused}'' Maybe you should get together with the Poopsmith!<br /> **'''Coach Z'''<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Wesley Snakes outfit.<br /> *:'''COACH Z:''' I'm Kool Moe Dee! You know, from The Treacherous 3?<br /> *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, see, I only saw Treacherous 1 and 2, so, um, I wouldn't know.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Explanations===<br /> *When Homestar says &quot;I told you I'd get a million libs of candy&quot;, he is trying to pronounce the abbreviation of pounds: &quot;lbs&quot;.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] (as mentioned in Stinkoman's greeting) is a form of dress-up done usually at anime conventions, where people dress up as anime characters they enjoy.<br /> *A [[Wikipedia:Credenza|credenza]] is a piece of furniture, usually wooden, with a long top and several drawers for storing dinner- and silverware. It is most commonly used as a buffet setting for large meals. Less commonly, a [[Wikipedia:Credenza desk|credenza desk]] is a piece of office furniture having a long flat top and often containing file drawers, a kneehole, and accessories for a computer.<br /> <br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *Bit o' Honey, [[Zagnut Bars|Zagnut]], and [[Wikipedia:Swedish fish|Swedish Fish]] are actual candies. <br /> *The first sound the King of Town makes when he eats the candy corn lights is the same as when he eats the food flung at him in the game [[Revenge of the King]].<br /> *There are a total of ten Easter eggs in this cartoon, even more than the Strong Bad Emails [[flashback]] and [[retirement]].<br /> *In the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]], it is revealed that a rejected Marzipan costume for an early Halloween toon was also a Speed Racer costume, [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer#The characters|Trixie]].<br /> *If you zoom in on the change Bubs gives Homestar, all of the coins (a dime, a nickel, and a penny) have George Washington on them, even though George Washington is only on the U.S. quarter and one-dollar bill in real life.<br /> *The noise Stinkoman makes when he dances (when you give him the prawn) is the same sound effect that [[Pan-Pan]] uses to talk.<br /> *This is the first Homestar Halloween toon to actually include the word &quot;halloween&quot; in the title.<br /> *This is the first major Halloween toon where the loading screen does not include any type of game.<br /> *Up until [[Halloween Fairstival]], this was the longest holiday toon on the site.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *This Halloween episode carries on the tradition in which a secret scene with Homsar is activated by interacting with the Poopsmith somehow. <br /> *In every other Halloween episode (except the first, for the obvious reason that Homsar didn't exist yet), activating Homsar causes him to appear with the rest of the group at the end. This episode is the exception—whether or not you activate Homsar or Stinkoman, they do not appear at the end.<br /> *This is one of the first times that Coach Z demonstrates his ability to speak without his trademark Upper Midwestern accent.<br /> *The rings around The Cheat's right &quot;foot&quot; (part of his Izzy costume) may suggest that this portion of his anatomy is actually a tail.<br /> *When Homestar and Pom Pom are walking together, you can see that Homestar's wig shakes, but Pom Pom's necklace stays in place.<br /> *In the final group shot, each time you click on a character to activate an Easter egg, Strong Bad closes his mouth (whether or not he has any lines) and opens it again once each egg is finished. Coach Z's arm also moves a little bit when Easter Eggs are activated in the last scene.<br /> *At the end of the Poopsmith's Easter egg on the final screen, the Poopsmith walks back into the frame. Not only is this one of the few times we ever see him walk, but he has ''knees'' (at least in this costume).<br /> *During the scene with the &quot;electrical disturbance,&quot; it is unclear how problems with the house's power could be affecting the candles on the table, seemingly the only light source in the room.<br /> *This is the first time Marzipan says [[crap]] on the website and the only time [[Missy Palmer]] is known to have said it. Marzipan says crap in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]], but was voiced by [[Matt Chapman]] in that toon.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When The Cheat and The Brothers Strong leave The Stick after their deal with the King of Town, The Cheat's torch reappears in his hand/paw.<br /> *When Bubs says he has all of Strong Bad's stuff 'round back, his upper arm looks disconnected from his lower arm.<br /> *When Strong Sad chants &quot;Credenza&quot; with the rest of the group, his mouth doesn't move.<br /> *During every Easter egg on the end screen accessible by clicking on a character, Strong Mad is illuminated.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The Cheat's costume refers to the first Homestar Runner book, which was written during the 1996 [[Olympics]] in Atlanta when Mike Chapman was a light rigger for the Australian telecasts of those games. <br /> *Strong Bad references the first Halloween toon when he says &quot;I'm Carmen freakin Miranda!&quot; and the second Halloween toon when he says &quot;I'm Carmen freakin Sandiego!&quot;<br /> *The [[Delicious &quot;Bag&quot;]] first appeared in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].<br /> *This toon marks the fourth time [[Witches' Brew]], an inside joke of tremendous proportions, has been mentioned.<br /> *Though now focused on the King of Town's castle, Strong Bad previously wanted to &quot;egg the everloving crap&quot; out of Marzipan's house in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]].<br /> *Bubs's line &quot;I remember this house from a couple of years ago.&quot;, as well as the whole scene, is an obvious reference to [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *Strong Mad also had visible chest hairs in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].<br /> *Homestar Runner knocks on Marzipan's door with his head. In [[The Reddest Radish]], ''she'' knocked on ''his'' door in the same way.<br /> *The joke that no one knows what Strong Bad is dressed up as is taken to a new level when Strong Bad himself says he is Carmen Miranda (but he stops himself when he starts saying &quot;Miranda&quot;)<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> [[Image:Akirarunner.png|thumb|200px|That tickles!]]<br /> *The jar you give to Stinkoman is a reference to the animé film &quot;[[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]],&quot; where a similar thing happened to the character named [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]].<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Yoo-Hoo|Yoo-Hoo]] is the name of a chocolate soft drink that is popular in America.<br /> *Coach Z's old school rap is the beginning of the fourth verse of the [[Wikipedia:Geto Boys|Geto Boys]]' 1991 hit song &quot;Mind Playin Tricks On Me.&quot;<br /> *The line &quot;I'm a demon on wheels!&quot; from Stinkoman's intro is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Speed Racer]] theme song.<br /> *The flaming maneuver the Poopsmith does when you click on him is M. Bison's Psycho Crusher attack from [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Fighter]]. The move was known in earlier versions of SFII as the &quot;flaming torpedo&quot;. Hence, the reference to a &quot;flaming Poopsmith&quot;.<br /> *When Strong Mad bashes a hole in the house he yells &quot;Higgins!&quot; This is a reference to the show [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]] (where Strong Mad's costume comes from). Higgins is the manager of the estate where Magnum lives.<br /> *The line Homestar says to Coach Z at the end of the toon, &quot;I really like your Wesley Snakes outfit,&quot; is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wesley Snipes|Wesley Snipes]], the actor who played the character Blade in all three [[Wikipedia:Blade_(movie)|Blade]] movies.<br /> *&quot;Robble! Robble!&quot; was the Hamburglar's [[Wikipedia:Catchphrase|catchphrase]].<br /> *The photo of Marzipan's dead ficus plant that appears in the introduction and during the seance resembles &quot;Chuck the Plant&quot; from various LucasArts Adventure Games.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:El DeBarge|El DeBarge]] and [[Wikipedia:Terence Trent D'Arby|Terence Trent D'Arby]] are 1980s R&amp;B artists, and [[Wikipedia:Miami Sound Machine|Miami Sound Machine]] is a 1980's salsa band best known for their lead singer [[Wikipedia:Gloria Estefan|Gloria Estefan]].<br /> *[[Strong Sad]]'s lines at the end&amp;mdash;&quot;This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!&quot;&amp;mdash;are lyrics from the song &quot;Once in a Lifetime&quot; by [[wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking Heads]]. This is appropriate, as Strong Sad's &quot;big suit&quot; costume is the one worn by their lead singer, [[wikipedia:David Byrne|David Byrne]], in the concert movie [[wikipedia:Stop Making Sense|Stop Making Sense]].<br /> *Homestar's line &quot;Let, me, in! (Da Da Da) let me in!&quot; is a reference to &quot;Shall We Dance?&quot;, a duet from the musical &quot;[[Wikipedia:The King and I|The King and I]]&quot;, in which the orchestra plays the &quot;Da Da Da&quot; rhythm.<br /> *Homestar's line about houses giving away lead candies is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Moral panic|moral panic]] that occurred during the 1980s, in which there was much fear of people giving away candy that had been tampered with to children. Some of the more popular suspects were apples injected with drugs, candies with needles broken off into them, and as Homestar remarks, pieces of lead wrapped in candy wrappers.<br /> **Homestar could also be looking for a quick way to reach his goal of one million pounds of candy, as lead is well known as a rather massive element.<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Oreo|Oreos]] are a popular brand of cookie.<br /> <br /> ==DVD Version==<br /> *The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled; no selecting required.<br /> *The Stinkoman Easter egg is enabled by selecting the pumpkin at Bubs's feet with your DVD remote (rather than selecting a candy).<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:ween03.html|watch &quot;3 Times Halloween Funjob&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:ween03.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;3 Times Halloween Funjob&quot;]]<br /> **[[HR:tennis.html|watch the Easter egg tennis video]]<br /> **[[HR:tennis.swf|view the Flash file for the tennis video]]<br /> <br /> {{halloweennav}}<br /> <br /> {{subtitlesLinks|ween03}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Halloween]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:Puppet Stuff]][[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]</div> Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:42:19 GMT Homdude717 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:3_Times_Halloween_Funjob