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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:robots.png|180px|robots]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:anniversary-merch-thumb.jpg|180px|Homestar Anniversary Merch]]</div></div>

====March 5, 2026====
* {{u|game}} [[Poker Night at the Inventory|Poker Night at the Inventory (2026 remake)]] {{linkbox|https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/|view|fullurl}}

====November 24, 2025====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[robots]] {{watch|sbemails/210-robots}} {{linkbox|-zhsNdk1_Vc|watch|YouTube}}

====November 17, 2025====
*{{u|trog}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{watch|toons/homestar-anniversary-merch}}

====August 19, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{watch|toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby}}

====April 16, 2025====
*{{u}} [[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]] {{watch|toons/backtoawebsite}}


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User talk:Qermaq/Words said or seen once

It's dot com — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 23:00:04 GMT

It's dot com: /**/Would you believe there's a Latin term for this?

== Questions ==

Do "[[flashback|rainbow]]" and "[[alternate universe|rainbows]]" count as different words, or just a variation of the same root? Which also brings me to my second question, <s>why don't we link the words to the only toon they each appear in?</s> '''EDIT:''' Ah, let others guess. My bad. Still, I wouldn't mind seeing the links somewhere, perhaps the talk page. It would be easier for other users to verify if they were used more than once or not. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:30, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

:Question one - I'd allow them both. (Except "rainbow" appears in at least [[flashback]] and [[website]].) Question two - it's pretty easy to do a search for the terms. I check 'em all anyway. Links wouldn't help show that a word appeared more than once anyway, it'd just show the one place the contributor found it. You'd still have to Search to verify. And of course every new toon that comes out means some might have to be deleted.... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:39, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

::Well I have added links. Let me know if I made any errors. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:36, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== Games ==
"Creative" was removed on the grounds that it was in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[lady fan]]. Doesn't it say that words from games don't count? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 01:01, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
:Should we consider the quiz a game? I guess it is, we'll add it back in! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:06, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

== potato ==

Had to remove potato. It's said twice in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and also seen in print in [[the bet]]. So it just fails the Honorary Mention test as well. :( {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== flock ==

"Flock" appears in [[halloweener]] and on the [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in The King of Town's bio). Should this count as two appearances, or should we discount the Yearbook Character Page? Thoughts, please. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:42, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

:I think it's up to you—it's your page! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:13, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

::Well, that is true. Unless someone offers a compelling argument to the contrary, I'm gonna zap that one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:27, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== Hundredaire Socialite ==

Mwa ha haa! I got the 100th entry on the list! ph33r m3!!!1 *cough cough* Ugh, it hurts to talk to much "leet". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:33, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

:The Jay is a hundredaire! A parade for The Jay! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:36, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

::Congratulations! *sigh* I was so close. Well, back to the drawing board; only 98 to go. Dang old flocks; I never got my tote bag. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== Idea ==

Why don't we have seperate sectons for every letter? It would make things a lot easier for the people who found new words, so they don't have to go through over 100 words just ot find one letter. So, what's your opinion on it? [[User:Sbmaniac|Sbmaniac]] 23:27, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

:Not a bad idea, but how would it really make it easier? You'd get big letters rather than have to look at the first letter of a word. I might try it, just to see what it looks like.... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Why did you put [[User:Dacheatbot|Dacheatbot]] instead of My sig at User:Dacheatbot/sig? {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 00:54, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
:IIRC, you intended to post some words, but they never got in there for some reason. I saw that in your edit summary, and added them on your behalf. But I didn't know your sig offhand, and didn't have the time at the moment to go look for it, so I simply made it a link to you in order to attribute it somehow. Feel free to alter that attribution to be your sig. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

== Words said or seen again ==

If a word what was once said or seen only once suddenly gets said or seen again, does it just disappear from the list? If so, seems a shame, if the word was there for a while. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:46, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I would say so. Well I guess that's just how the cookiee crumbles. Or at least the words.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 04:52, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
::Funny you say that. Are crumble from [[record book]] and crumbles from [[radio]] the same word? —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:56, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:::See the first topic. I'm allowing multiple forms of the word, at least for now. Amd, yes, if the coolest word on the list is in the next toon, bloop! Buh-bye now. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:06, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Why not have a "dropped from the list" section? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::We can note it in Talk, how's that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:24, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
::::::By that you mean a separate Section in Talk, or just an individual note for each removal? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:09, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
:::::::what article is this section talking about? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:13, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

== Inflections ==

<s>What's the policy with inflections?</s> Oh brother. Why didn't I read first? Okay... I get it now... They are counted... Sorry... {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 21:04, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

== Must be used as a real word ==

I [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3AQermaq%2FWords_said_or_seen_once&diff=401727&oldid=401660 disallowed] "stampers" on the basis that it was used as an interjection which ignored its potential legitimate meaning of "those which stamp". Just posting this for future reference.
==Ahh Well==
So I guess, Chai doesn't count. Well I'll find one some day.[[User:Geshmalderborgen|גשמלדרברגן]] 20:33, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, as I said in the summary (and am repeating here for easier future reference) the word "chai" isn't the whole word - it's "l'chaim". So technically it doesn't appear as "chai". Thanks for playing, though. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:36, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
::I notice that "prisoner" is still there, so some some day is '''TODAY'''{{User:Geshmalderborgen/sig}} 22:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

==Changes==
I just noticed that in the history, a bunch of random changes were attributed to me. While I did attempt to delete one contribution, as it was an honorable mention, I am pretty positive, I didn't do the other stuff. Any idea what happened?{{User:Geshmalderborgen/sig}} 21:33, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

:I don't know what to say, other than the wiki apparently recorded these changes through your account. I haven't looked through the History much, but I'm guessing either you forgot about them or someone else may be using your login. If you suspect the latter, I'd advise changing your password right away. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

:Geshmalder: How long ago was this? I saw one edit from you for "scalawag", and then three edits earlier on, one involving "chai". Are those the ones you're referring to? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:14, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

== Smaller ==

My example of a commonplace word seen once had to go due to [[business trip]]. Like I said, no matter how cool, there it goes. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:18, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

== Scope ==

Do words in commentaries count? What about interviews? If a word is said in a toon that counts and a side-project (concerts, etc.) that doesn't, is the first one disqualified? Sorry, I just found a few in the commentaries that ''could'' count, but not sure if using commentary quotes fits the page.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] [[User talk:Jellote|wuz]] [[Special:Contributions/Jellote|here]] 20:43, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:From the article's intro:
:<blockquote>Only toons (big, shorts, SBEmails, Answering Machines, character pages, etc.) count, including the Easter eggs within the toon. Don't include the actual games, Videlectrix pages, Strong Sad's Lament, other webpages opened through Easter eggs, commentaries, etc.</blockquote>
:{{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:45, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Questions. ==

#If a word previously used once is re-used in [[rock opera]], [[160 Seconds]], [[Email Intros]], or something along those lines, does that count as two instances of the word?
#Do the three-letter words in [[boring (really)]] count as instances of those words? "jib" and "spy" were originally on the list, depsite the fact that they were both also used in b(r).
#Should we put a "search" function near each word to check that they really are used once? I had to manually search literally every word on the list on the day when I removed all the words that had been re-used.
#Is there a particular reason we sign each word we add?
#When "change-up" was [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Qermaq/Words_said_or_seen_once&diff=321759&oldid=321748 originally added], it did not have the hyphen, but it was added [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Qermaq/Words_said_or_seen_once&diff=321761&oldid=321760 just minutes later]. Should it have the hyphen or not? With the hyphen, it looks like it's two words. Similar for "Jew's harp" - that's two words as one word.
#When The Knights Who Say Ni re-added a couple of words after my mass deletion, he questioned a couple of other words that I had removed in [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Qermaq/Words_said_or_seen_once&diff=699989&oldid=699988 his edit summary]. The first time "dons" is used is as a verb, but the second time it is used is as a noun - a proper noun. So does that count as two instances? And the second time "frustrating" is used is in "un-frustrating" - so does that count as two instances?

{{User:RickTommy/sig}} 11:39, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:#Yes.
:#Yes.
:#No.
:#Yes.
:#Maybe.
:#Yes and yes.
:Additionally, you MAY be taking this just-for-fun page just a TEENSY bit too seriously. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:00, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::4. What is the reason?
::7. I know this is extremely unlikely to happen, especially given the site's [[current status]], but what would we have to do with this list if every single word on it was re-used?
::And how am I taking this page seriously? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 13:07, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::4. So we know who found it.
:::7. Absolutely nothing.
:::No number. Asking little nitty gritty questions about the nuances of a page is taking it seriously.
:::{{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:56, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::::If the word is pronounced one way and then quickly corrected by [[Strong Sad|another character]] (as was the case in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]), is that one instance or two? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 07:49, 31 January 2016 (UTC)
:::::[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|The deuce.]] I hadn't been paying attention to how many times each word was said in the toon because I was pretty sure it would be only once, forgetting about Strong Sad's interruptions. I also encountered a word that was said twice in different toons, with different pronunciations and different definitions, so I didn't count it either. --{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}} 14:24, 31 January 2016 (UTC)
::::::What's the rule about if a word is said once and then seen but not said later on? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 19:02, 4 November 2017 (UTC)
:::::::It would go in Honorable Mentions (or not listed at all), since this page is "Words said '''or seen''' once". {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 19:15, 4 November 2017 (UTC)
::::::::There seems to be a fair amount of editing on this page regarding other forms of a word appearing. Just for example, I think that "brother" and "brothers" are two different words and (a) shouldn't be removed for the other one appearing, and (b) shouldn't be moved to the honorable mention section for the other one appearing in the same toon (like piñatas). Regarding the use of "disappoint" having been on the list for years: It is entirely true what DorianGray said on the entry: It is "said twice in one email, and a third time as an -ing verb, all in rapid succession", and it belongs because that is the only toon that the word "disappoint" shows up in. However, "disappointing" by itself doesn't belong on the list, as it also appears in a different email. I can't see a way to logically remove it from the "disappoint" entry as listed, though. So that would be the exception, not necessarily the standard. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 01:02, 19 September 2018 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Words ==

Hey, should words seen/heard in SBCG4AP count? I've seen a few words on this list that also appear in an episode of the game (e.g. galvanized, bitter), and I want to know if they should be removed. And while I'm at it, does the "salty plum soda" thing count as an appearance of "salty"? {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 11:43, 3 May 2016 (UTC)
'''EDIT:''' After looking over the rest of the talk page a little bit, it looks as if SBCG4AP words shouldn't count. I'm still asking about the plum soda thing though.
:I think SBCG4AP should count. It didn't exist when this page was created, so the rules didn't take it into account. SBCG4AP is much more like a series of interactive episodes than the games on the site. -[[Special:Contributions/166.137.252.90|166.137.252.90]] 13:03, 3 May 2016 (UTC)
::I'm assuming [[@StrongBadActual]] doesn't count either, but it should. SBCG4AP and @SBA should be added to the rules, or there could be a non-toon section or something. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 07:01, 13 August 2017 (UTC)

== Jew's harp ==

Why is Jew's harp on this list? I would remove it, but since Qermaq added it himself and I can't find an explanation from him, I'm wondering if anyone else knows. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 02:59, 9 May 2016 (UTC)
:Did you follow the link? It's to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Or is there some other reason you don't think it fits? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 11:30, 9 May 2016 (UTC)
::Not speaking for him, but I know ''I'' have a little bit of an issue with it. Whatever happened to not proper nouns? {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 14:33, 9 May 2016 (UTC)
:::Is it a proper noun, though? It's sort of a weird in-between case. Whatever the case, Qermaq made the page, Qermaq made the rules, and Qermaq added that entry. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:11, 9 May 2016 (UTC)

== Twitter/YouTube Content ==

Recently an anonny added the word [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Qermaq/Words_said_or_seen_once&diff=773554&oldid=772600 eagle] as a word only seen or said once. However, this word has recently been used in a [[Eagle|Skills of an Artist]] episode. The rules of this page state that other webpages are generally disqualified, as the episodes are uploaded through Twitter and YouTube. However, it's important to note how with the death of Flash, the Brothers Chaps have been slowly migrating to other platforms, such as the ones I've already noted. So with SoaA and other content to come being uploaded through platforms such as YouTube and not to the H*R site directly, do these actually count in this list? To add to this, Marzipan's Answering Machine v17.2 has been accepted as an acceptable toon for this, despite being only available through YouTube. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 07:54, 3 January 2018 (UTC)
:From what I can see this list is including videos accessible on Homestarrunner.com. This would mean things like Decemberween Dangeresque and MAM 17 would count, since they're on homestarrunner.com despite the video files being hosted on YouTube. Skills of an Artist videos are also on YouTube but are not on Homestarrunner.com, so I'm guessing that's the reason they're not counted. (Though there is also at least one DVD-exclusive video on here as well. Not sure how to explain those being here.) {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 01:53, 5 January 2018 (UTC)
::Now it looks like the [[Skills of an Artist]] episodes ''have'' been made available on the website. I'm inclined to say that would make them eligible for contribution to this page. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 05:24, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

I have been told off a multitude of times for taking things "too personally", however, I have been reverted twice on this page. Should I not care and give up? No! Because guess what? Even though the brothers chaps are taking their sweet time releasing anything, I'm still trying to do anything on this wiki! Anyways, the words I put on there were "Expando" and "Mortar board". "Expando" was rejected for "not being a word", and hey, guess what! Neither is "Horrorshow"! "Mortar Board" is what makes this relate to the Twitter issue. The Mortar Board tweet is the most recent reply and one added by me. So I took some form of responsibility putting it here. I think things he says on twitter '''should''' count here. Twitter counts as much as homestar media as the stuff on the website. Why am I taking all of this so personally? I see a list of names of other people on the wiki and you bet I wanna be a part of a large list of people on the wiki! I feel like being the ''ONLY PERSON ON THE WIKI WHO EDITS NOWADAYS'', I should be able to add to this without being reverted by a '''yellow bellied skink who can't MAKE A FREAKING ACCOUNT AND SLANDERS MY GOOD NAME BY REMOVING ME FOR ADDING SOMETHING PRETTY LEGIT'''. Anyways, you can tell I'm pretty tired of IPs, should I be? No. But am I? Yes. Should I be taking this personally so much? This is super frustrating! If you don't understand that you don't understand anything. --[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 16:11, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
:Okay, please calm down, Jeff. Yes, your edit got reverted. It happens to everyone, and you shouldn't take it personally, no matter how many times it happens; you don't need to feel obligated to add stuff to the wiki every waking moment. The page says that ''only words that appear in the proper toons count.'' While it doesn't specify that @StrongBadActual doesn't count, I do believe that it's included in the "etc." of what's not considered a toon. If we did include Twitter in this, I can bet you that at least half of the list would be removed.<br>What do you have against IPs so much, anyway? Just because they don't have an account doesn't mean they're "wrong". Some people don't want to (or can't!) create an account, and we should respect that. Think of it this way: Would you have gotten this upset if a sysop reverted your edit instead of an IP? If yes, then you should take a moment to consider the double standard you have there.<br> <small>(Besides, I'm pretty sure that "mortarboard" is spelled as one word, and you spelled it as [[myths & legends|two different words that are not one word]].)</small> {{--}} {{User:Keegster2/sig}} 17:13, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
::I feel like in feeling obligated to respond I'm doing a slight antithesis to what you said about the "every waking moment" thing, so I'll just say thanks for talking me down and, I don't know why I harbor so much resentment towards IPs. I guess its because I see a name like 89.221.2444 and think "Is that a spam bot or a guy who disagrees with a choice I made on a wiki page?". And the answer varies between the too, as is the reason I said that. Thanks again, --[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]]
:::#This page specifies toons only. @SBA is not a toon.
:::#Even if @SBA counted, mortarboard has been been said there [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#992634101290229760|previously]].
:::So, I'm gonna have to revert again. Sorry. -[[Special:Contributions/113.37.226.89|113.37.226.89]] 02:52, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

== Would you believe there's a Latin term for this? ==

I was surprised to learn today that words said or seen once in a given context are called ''{{w|Hapax legomenon|hapax legomena}}''. And now ''you'' know about it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:00, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

robots

It's dot com — Sat, 29 Nov 2025 21:15:56 GMT

It's dot com: the two songs *are* similar, especially the very first rhythm, but it's not really a full match; I don't think it's an actual reference as opposed to a similar style of song made by the same people

{{sbenav}}
[[File:robots.png|thumb|"Time for you to go... DEEP UNDERCOVER!"]]
{{aboutemail}} {{for|general concept|Robots}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Robots (disambiguation)}}
Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret council!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Robot (storybook)|The Robot}}, {{film|Visor Robot}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Larry Palaroncini}} (voice only), {{film|Grape Nuts Robot}}, {{film|Humidibot}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Taranchula}} (voice only)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappier}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 24, 2025

'''Running Time:''' 6:05 (Flash), 6:54 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lappier Than Thou

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
DearSB,<br />
You got all these robots round your town, but<br />
you never DO anything with them. What giveth?<br />
<br />
Carrie<br />
Larry, IA<br />
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces SB as "sbu" and "IA" as "Internet asker"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm. Good point, Care-lare, good point. It does seem like a bit of an oversight. ''{stops typing}'' Say, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat rushes in from the left. Strong Bad turns to greet him.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring up our files on thems of the robotic persuasion.

''{The Cheat produces a file folder.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the folder. The first page displays a dossier for The Robot from the Original Book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First up, we've got the walking metal robot{{--}}

''{Cut to The Robot standing in the field, plugged into a detached wall outlet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Robot!

''{The Robot raises its arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One very specific size of nut{{--}}

''{Zoom in. A dotted line shows where a nut would fit inside The Robot's wrench hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}doesn't stand a chance against this guy!

''{Cut back to the folder. A page featuring the dossier for the Visor Robot appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And this guy was last seen doing a brief stint as one o' them personal assistants.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in the kitchen. A Visor Robot-shaped AI assistant sits on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, fhqwh-bot, add "amazing thing" to my shopping list.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. I added a lazy bean to your shopping list Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' That is not what I asked for. ''{pulls up a bundle of Large Bean plushes}'' And I already own all the lazy beans!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Now playing "Hazy Jeans" from Larry Palaroncini's solo album.

''{Song begins to play}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}'' Well, I can't see a thing through these hazy jeans...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated groaning}'' Fhqwh-bot set a timer for a thousand million years!

''{Homestar walks out.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. Setting a timer for aAAraRrrRRaarRaA{{--}}

''{The Visor Robot malfunctions and explodes, knocking all the lazy beans off the table and exposing its lightbulb.}''

''{Cut back to the file.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we can't forget my robotic{{--}} ''{a dossier for the Grape Nuts Robot appears}'' doppelgänger! Who, in an unexpected twist, became the spokesperson for competing cereal companies.

''{Cut to the kitchen. The Grape Nuts Robot is standing next to a box of Cheat Commandos...O's. The Cheat Commandos music plays.}''

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Now spell. Come back, Flavor. Come back, Nutrition.

''{Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And finally, the leader of them all... that technological terror... the pinnacle of mechanical panic!

''{Cut to the file showing a dossier for Humidibot. The picture shows an imposing silhouette with a "?" sign on it. The name is unknown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know him. You fear him.

''{Cut to the field. Humidibot rolls up.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' It's a great day for Humidibot! This is not my theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat peek from behind the buses as Humidibot rolls past.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There he goes, The Cheat. On his way to a secret robot council meeting! Time for you to go...

''{Behind the bushes, Strong Bad and The Cheat have an empty The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEP UNDERCOVER!

''{Strong Bad shoves the The Cheatbot shell on The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{scuttling around}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Poifect! Now follow him and learn what their robot world domination plans are so we can copy 'em!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{doubtful The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course they want to take over the world! Why else would robots be having a secret council meeting?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stroking his chin}'' Oh. I suppose a firmware upgrade is a possibility. If it is, ''{takes out a 5.25" floppy disk}'' then take this floppy and download it.

''{Strong Bad shoves the floppy into The Cheatbot's eyehole.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{painful The Cheat noises}'' ''{blood drips}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops. Sorry. The higher the tech, the sharper the corners. That's what Compy Corp. says, anyways.

''{Cut to a commercial for a very pointy computer monitor called the Slicey 86, paired with a keyboard with very spiky keys.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Yes, the Compy Slicey 86. ''{schwing noise}'' Our sharpest PC yet!

''{A suture kit appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Suture kit included!

''{Cut back to the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now get moving, Cheatbot!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{scuttles away}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

''{A group of robots is assembled in the Field behind a sign reading Council of Grayish ROBOTS. Present are an ATM, Humidibot, The Robot, the Grape-Nuts Robot, and the full-sized Visor Robot.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I think spicy chili crisp is too played out.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'm switching back to sriracha.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I mixed up marsala and masala at my in-laws' house. Soooo embarassing.

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' On that note, should we start back up our Béchamel versus Hollandaise debate? Cause I'm Humidibot?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, without The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' They were just talking about friggin' sauce?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure it wasn't like... mind control sauce? Or melt the human stomach so we can take over the world sauce!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shakes head}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I refuse to accept that! There's just no way robots would secretly congregate only to discuss various types of sauce! ''{hovering in mid-air}'' You must have missed something. ''{lands on the ground}'' You gotta go back.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you mean you don't know any sauces? Just make something up! Find out how sauce equals world domination. Solve for sauce.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frustrated The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Back in the bucket!

''{Strong Bad shoves the bucket shell back on The Cheat.}''

''{Cut to Humidibot discussing sauces.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' Coodeman's Burrelli sauce.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

''{Cut to an ad for sauce.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{singing}'' "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!"

''{The belly on the chef guy on the ad inflates. A button pops off.}''

''{Cut back to the robot assembly.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Remember that?

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Classic. Just classic.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hahaha Ha ha ha ha.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Your turn, CashMatic.

''{The ATM's screen displays "Dispensing Cash" as a tone plays. A thought cloud shows the ATM spitting out dollar bills, but no such thing happens outside the thought cloud. With some more tones, the screen changes to read "???".}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oops, sorry. You lose.

''{The Robot gives a floppy switching noise and angrily lifts his wrench arm. He shoves it into the screen of the ATM and pulls out a hexagonal nut filled with wires. The ATM machine falls over. The Cheatbot looks terrified.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{terrified screaming}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oh! Hi, new-timer! We were just playing a round of "Recite your favorite sauce commercial perfectly, or we rip out your insides!" ''{ominously}'' And now it's your turn!

''{The Cheatbot gulps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Just make something up! Up! Up!

''{A second Strong Bad head appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Solve for sauce! Sauce! Sauce!

''{The first Strong Bad head peeks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I have a southern accent now? Now? Now?

''{The Strong Bad heads leave.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{nervous The Cheat noises}''

''{A thought bubble appears showing Coach Z's hand holding a bun with nothing on it. A cloud of dust appears on top of it.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holding two buns in the locker room}'' Dry bun.

''{The doorbell rings.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Who's doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and pours it onto Coach Z's dry hamburger bun.}''

''{Cut to the King of Town eating something purple on top of a bowl of Ice Style Cream.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' This Salisbury sundae tastes more like a Monday.

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! Who is doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it onto the King of Town's sundae.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad brushing his teeth with No Flav-O toothpaste.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm all out of unflavored dentifrice!

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! Who keeps doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it all over Strong Sad's toothbrush.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The condiment for whatever you're doin'!

''{Ad for sauce.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Who, you ask is doin' 'at? It's Sawman's doin' 'at! Sauce!

''{Cut back to a nervous The Cheatbot.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Drumroll. The Visor Robot, the Grape Nuts Robot, and The Robot all stare.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' We love Sawman's Doin' 'at!

'''THE ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' YAAAAAAAAY!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hooray!

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' That means you're our new robot council leader!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{curious The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer, inside a The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, voice echoes}'' And that Car Lar... car alarm, is how The Cheat became our supreme robotic overlord. ''{angrily}'' Thanks for freakin' asking!

''{Strong Bad is compressed in a The Cheatbot shell. He jumps off his stool and strains as he shuffles across the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ooh... my neck-breaky... legbendum... spinefold.

''{The Cheatbot sits on a throne made from cans of Sawman's Doin' 'At sauce surrounded by the Council of Grayish Robots. Strong Bad shuffles up in his robot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Homestar also shuffles past compressed in a robot shell.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Coach Z is also shuffling around in a robot shell.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z-accented beeping noises}''

''{Strong Mad jumps in on one foot in a tiny robot shell.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BEEP! BOOP!

''{Cut to Humidibot rolling along dramatically. "Humidibot" appears in fancy bloody letters as death metal music plays.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{singing}'' Dark is the day of Humidibot! This is his actual theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. The [[CGI paper]] comes down. It reads >CGEEOW<}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eeow!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the disk holder to see other things the Visor Robot does.
:''{Cut back to the dossier showing the Visor Robot.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And there was that sad period where he was selling personalized greetings.

:''{Cut to the Visor Robot, who faces the viewer.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Happy 50th Birthday, Joshua. I said Come On FhqwhJosh.

:''{Everybody to the Limit begins playing.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled: pronounces each "i" seperately}'' Si-i-i-i-igh.

*Click on the Lappier's plug to see a sample of the video game Saucegebra.
:''{Cut to a Videlectrix game Saucegebra.} A chef holding a pan asks "cups of cream?" SOLVE FOR SAUCE! blinks. A carton of cream flies in. The chef's belly inflates.}''

*Click on the Lappier's screen to see Homestar Runner a thousand million years from now.

:''(An aged Homestar Runner is sleeping on his bed under a glass cover. The broken Visor Robot assistant is on his drawer. A wake-up chime plays.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' Okay. That's your timer for a thousand million years, Homestar.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's all right. It's okay. There's something to live for.

:''{Cut back to show that Homestar's room is only a cutout suspended in outer space.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
* {{w|Chili crisp}} is a type of Chinese condiment consisting of fried chilis mixed with oil and aromatics.
* {{w|Sriracha}} is a vinegar-based sauce of Thai origin made with chili peppers and garlic.
* {{w|Marsala}} is a type of wine produced in [[Italy]] commonly used for cooking.
* {{w|Masala (spice)|Masala}} is an [[Indian Food|Indian]] spice mix used in dishes such as chicken tikka masala.
* {{w|Hollandaise}} is a sauce made by blending butter and egg yolks.
* {{w|Béchamel sauce}} is a [[French]] sauce made by whisking warm milk, butter, and flour.

===Robots' Files===
*The Robot is manufactured by Zobot Inc. His powers include 2 red dials and being able to lift (press) over 50 grapes.
*The Visor Robot's manufacturer is listed as "[[Made-Up Real Things|me]]?". His powers include "VOIP" (not the phone kind) and "human brain?".
*The Strong Bad Robot is manufactured by [[Bubs]]Tech. His powers include doing-sproings and spelling quiz.
*Humidibot's name is listed as "????" His manufacturer is HumidiTek. His powers are that he can identify himself 10 times a day.

===Trivia===
*There are no fewer than four commercials in this toon: for [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], the [[Slicey 86]], [[Coodeman's Burrelli sauce]], and [[Sawman's Doin' At sauce]].
*This is the first time [[Larry Palaroncini]], usually the lead singer of [[Limozeen]], is a solo artist.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says in the email song that he made this email up. This would go against his standard practice of answering actual emails or tweets that fans had sent him.
*The silhouette on Humidibot's dossier is much more mysterious and ominous than Humidibot himself is, much like the running gag of Strong Bad's costume being more detailed than the others during the [[Halloween teasers]].
*The Cheat's and Strong Bad's robot shells have mouths drawn on, while Homestar's, Coach Z's, and Strong Mad's robot shells do not.
*A thousand million years is more typically expressed as a billion years.
**The term is barely used in English. The long-scale system is preferred in most of Europe, much of Latin America, and most of sub-Saharan Africa.
* The shining sound effect used in the Slicey86 portion is also well-known as a common sword unsheathing sound effect in Roblox, [https://create.roblox.com/store/asset/12222225/unsheathwav unsheath.wav].

===Inside References===
*"The walking metal robot, [[The Robot]]" was how [[The Announcer]] introduced the character in [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*The [[Visor Robot]] was seen doing commercials for [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*One of the Visor Robot's abilities is having a human brain, something Strong Sad made up in a story featured in [[Homestarloween Party]].
**Homestar calls the Visor Robot "fhqwh-bot" because of his appearance in [[Everybody to the Limit]], where he said, "Come On, [[Fhqwhgads]]."
**As another reference to the story in [[Homestarloween Party]], the King of Town refers to his [[ice cream]] as a Salisbury sundae.
*Homestar Runner's [[Grocery Lists|shopping list]] was full of the term "amazing thing" in [[love poems]].
*Lazy bean dolls are based on [[Large Bean]]. Plushes were sold at the gift shop at Strong Bad's haunted house/science museum in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*"Doing-sproings" was a word used to describe a fan's burninated [[peasant]] costume in [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]].
*The Grape-Nuts Robot repeats lines he recited in [[personal favorites]], based on Strong Bad's lines in [[sisters]]: "Come back, [[Ali and Ali's Sister|Ali]]. Come back, Ali's sister."
*The Cheatbot was originally seen in [[technology]].
*The [[ATM]] from [[Experimental Film]] appears in full color.
*No Flav-o Toothpaste consists of a [[Words ending in -o|word ending in "-o"]].
*[[wikipedia:Dentifrice|Dentifrice]] was previously mentioned in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].
*[[Chicken]] in a pan with a glass of milk was considered an upsetting meal offering in [[slumber party]].
*The Cheat's [[blood]] is spilled when Strong Bad accidentally stabs him. Humidibot's name also drips blood.
*Saucegebra is similar to the [[Videlectrix]] game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*The aged Homestar Runner uses the design from the [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] commercial, released the previous week.

===Real-World References===
*The Visor Robot's VOIP is specified as "not the phone kind". {{w|Voice over IP|VoIP}} is an abbreviation of "Voice Over Internet Protocol," which handles phone calls made over an internet connection.
*The Visor Robot's sad personalized greeting period is a reference to the app {{w|Cameo (website)|Cameo}}, where users can commission custom video greetings from celebrities.
*Old Homestar's line in the Easter egg is quote from the independent short film ''{{w|Coven (1997 film)|Coven}}''. The documentary ''{{w|American Movie}}'' showcased the troubled production of the low-budget film, including a memorable scene when the writer-director's aged uncle repeatedly struggles to recall and deliver his line "It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
**''American Movie'' was previously referenced in a [[Sketchbook]] illustration from [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-30|June 30, 2005]], which featured [[Strong Sad]] as {{w|Mike Schank}} (another prominent figure in the documentary).

==YouTube Version==
*The YouTube description of this email is "Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate the mysterious robotic denizens of Free Country USA."
* The CGI Paper reads:<blockquote>>pretend here to email<<br/>>>strong bad<<</blockquote>
*A false autoplay image appears at the end of the email, showing a chicken in a pan reads "Next Level Chicken in a Pan!! (Wait Until You See the Glass of Milk!)"
*The following Easter eggs play automatically:
**Visor Robot's greeting
**Saucegebra
**Aged Homestar

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|210|youtube=-zhsNdk1_Vc}}
*[[HR:toons/sbemail-210-robots|watch "robots"]] as linked from the Toons menu

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====November 24, 2025====
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====November 17, 2025====
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====August 19, 2025====
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====April 16, 2025====
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*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] {{watch|toons/kick-the-cheat-returns}} {{linkbox|2zywtMJH7og|watch|YouTube}}

====December 16, 2024====
*{{u|youtube}} [[YouTube]]: [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] {{linkbox|qxC70soTGRg|watch|YouTube}}

====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

====October 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}


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Robots (disambiguation)

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'''[[Robots]]''' are computerized machines. Notable robots include:

* [[The Robot]], competitor in the [[Strongest Man in the World Contest]]
* The [[Visor Robot]]
* The [[Grape Nuts Robot]]
* [[Dancing Musical Nobots]]
* [[Humidibot]]

"Robot" may also refer to the following [[Strong Bad Email]]s:

* [[some kinda robot]], wherein Strong Bad asks if the sender is "some kinda robot"
* [[technology]], which includes an explanation of robots
* [[robots]], featuring the Council of Grayish Robots

{{disambig}}

Robots (disambiguation)

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'''[[Robots]]''' are computerized machines. Notable robots include:

* [[The Robot]], competitor in the [[Strongest Man in the World Contest]]
* The [[Visor Robot]]
* The [[Grape Nuts Robot]]
* [[Dancing Musical Nobots]]
* [[Humidibot]]

"Robot" may also refer to the following [[Strong Bad Emails]]:

* [[some kinda robot]], wherein Strong Bad asks if the sender is "some kinda robot"
* [[technology]], which includes an explanation of robots
* [[robots]], featuring the Council of Grayish Robots

{{disambig}}

robot

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#REDIRECT [[Robots]]

Talk:robots

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== Is robots a Thanksgiving toon? ==
I was looking at [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&curid=732&diff=838737&oldid=838736 this edit] and started to wonder: [[robots]] came out three days before [[Holidays#Thanksgiving (fourth Thursday in November)|Thanksgiving]]. (A quick spot check shows that [[Toikey TV]] was released on a Monday, and [[Let us give TANKS!]] on a Tuesday.) And the main topic the robots discuss is... sauces. Even the Grape-nuts robot went to visit their in-laws. I now have a hard time not considering this another Holiday toon... --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 22:27, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
:If you didn't know it was released the week of Thanksgiving, would you even suspect it was related to the holiday? For me that answer would be no. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:54, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
::Yes! Absolutely not! I would not have noticed the hints either! But my point is, that I believe those hints are there and do indicate that this is a holiday toon of sorts. Not all Thanksgiving dinners have to have Turkey and cranberry sauce, especially if you're a robot. :) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 23:35, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
:::I dunno, saying cranberry sauce by name would have been a big point in favor of a specific holiday, but sauces are too broad of a concept. Even the in-laws mention seems to be just a common place where it would be embarrassing to mix up your sauces; it doesn't seem like a Thanksgiving visit. Seems like too much of a stretch to me. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:07, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Talk:Strong Bad Robot

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== Hyphenate? ==
Should it be called "Grape-Nuts Robot" instead of "Grape Nuts Robot"? The hyphen is visible on the front and top of the robot. --[[User:71.244.175.158|71.244.175.158]] 14:49, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:You're right, 71. According to [http://www.kraft.com/100/innovations/grapenuts.html this], there's definitely a hyphen. Good catch. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:03, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Ceral? ==

On the third line of the ingredients list, it says "more ceral". Is that our typo, or TBC's? Could someone who knows how to decompile flash check it? If it's TBC's mistake, we should insert a "[sic]" or a note explaining that we've faithfully copied it.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 04:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
:It's either TBC's mistake or TBC's purposeful mispelling, as zooming into the flash file says "ceral". {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 04:42, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Food logo ==

Anyone else see a similarity to the Ford logo? Is this worth putting in the article? [[User:Scanna|Scanna]] 02:40, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

== Robutt? ==
Memory tells me there was at least one scene in which it said 'robutt' but I watched through the links and didn't find it. Am I mistaken? {{unsigned|99.255.181.67|14:50, 27 September 2019}}
:Perhaps you're thinking of when Bubs and Strong Bad were trying to make it say "kiss my butt". Or maybe [[The Homestar Runner]] saying "robit" in [[20X6 vs. 1936]]? {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 19:48, 27 September 2019 (UTC)

== Rename to "Strong Bad Robot" ==

Strong Bad refers to it as "the Strong Bad Robot" in its [[personal favorites|first appearance]], it has "strong bad robot" written on it, and its file in [[robots]] clarifies without ambiguity that its name is indeed "Strong Bad Robot". {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:40, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

: Yeah, the blueprint reading '''"Name: Strong Bad Robot"''' is pretty unambiguous regardless of how prominently the "Grape-Nuts" label can still be seen. This is at least as obvious as [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] prompting the Wiki to change [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|"Ted Averill" to "T'daveral"]]; even if "Grape-Nuts Robot" is more descriptive, we defer to TBC naming conventions even when it's less descriptive (e.g. "Intro"→"[[Old New Intro]]"). --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 18:04, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
:: I should note that in its debut email, Strong Bad refers to it as "that Grape Nuts robot", but even so, that seems more like a description than a name. Also if the page is moved to "Strong Bad Robot", it might be confused with the Strong Bad [[Dancin' Musical Nobot]], but that's easily solved with a hatnote. In any case, "Strong Bad Robot" seems like the most appropriate name given its entry in the recent sbemail. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 19:50, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
:::In this case I think we should keep it Grape Nuts robot. It’s much more descriptive and unambiguous. But note that it’s also called Strong Bad Robot in the page text. -[[Special:Contributions/113.37.226.89|113.37.226.89]] 00:14, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
:: Agree that it should be moved for the reasons listed by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc and Bleu Ninja. I would point out that TBC call it the Grate-Nuts [sic] Robot in the commentary for [[hiding]], but I think a literal "Name:" label in an actual toon trumps that. Anyway, the robot is supposed to ''be'' Strong Bad, using his quotes and so on. It just happens to be made out of a Grape-Nuts box. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:40, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Talk:robots

It's dot com — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 22:54:34 GMT

It's dot com: /* Is robots a Thanksgiving toon? */ if you didn't know it was released the week of Thanksgiving, would you even suspect it was related to the holiday?

Index Page Messages

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[[File:IndexPageMessages.png|thumb|200px|The index page messages.]]
Several brief '''messages''', consisting of thumbnail images and short text blurbs, appear on the [[index page]] of [[homestarrunner.com]]. These messages are sorted into two categories: "the latest styles", highlighting the most recent [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] updates, and "[[store]]", which advertises merchandise. Typically, five or six messages are shown in each category, which scroll automatically or can be navigated through by the viewer. Older updates are removed as new ones are added.

These sections were instated on [[Post-Flash Site Update|a December 31, 2020 site update]]. A "[[Social Media|social]]" section, containing an embedded timeline of [[@StrongBadActual]] tweets, was originally included as well. This section was removed on November 23, 2023.

Similar messages had been displayed in [[Index Page Footer|a footer on the index page]] from 2018 through the end of 2020. Prior to this, update messages had been [[Main Page Messages|featured on the main pages]] rather than the index page.

==The Latest Styles==
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| [[hr:media/site/6a7d067934-1763993338/latest-sbemail210-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[robots|new strong bad email]]
| deep unda cova
| November 24, 2025
|
| {{watch|sbemails/210-robots}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a67c0fcb1c-1763400645/trogdorplush20205-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Homestar Anniversary Merch|new merch promo]]
|
| November 17, 2025
|
| {{linkbox|toons/homestar-anniversary-merch|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/b3afacdbf5-1755623094/store-sspaunchbaby-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Sad Paunch Baby|paunchbaby promo]]
|
| August 19, 2025
| November 24, 2025
| {{linkbox|toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a07f6c40b3-1744821628/latest-back2awebsite-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Back To A Website|back 2 a website]]
| celebrating 25 dot coms!
| April 16, 2025
|
| {{linkbox|toons/backtoawebsite|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a78cdec725-1740505377/latest-ktcpromo-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Kick The Cheat Returns!|kick the cheat promo]]
|
| February 25, 2025
| August 19, 2025
| {{linkbox|kick-the-cheat-returns|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a17eafd246-1734379310/decemberweenvent24-thumbnail-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|decemberweenvent calendar]]
| youtube version is all remastered!
| December 16, 2024
| November 17, 2025
| {{linkbox|decemberweenvent-calendar-revisited|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ea9c1b0936-1732988809/latest-fanstume24-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fanstume (singular) '24|fanstume [singular] '24]]
| A 'stume for a 'stume
| November 30, 2024
|
| {{linkbox|toons/fanstume24|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/56374f6b62-1730323799/latest-pricklyscary-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[A Prickly Scary Short|new ween short]]
| Rafferty returns for the 'ween!
| October 30, 2024
|
| {{linkbox|toons/a-prickly-scary-short|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/17e5200c62-1726860506/latest-zeenin-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Zeenin' Into The Night|new limozeen video]]
| Zeenin' Into The Night
| September 20, 2024
| November 24, 2025
| {{linkbox|toons/zeenin-into-the-night|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/79fbd462a8-1716599849/latest-roomx-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office|bonus unlockable roomisode]]
| starring Dangeresque Too!
| May 24, 2024
| September 20, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-roomx|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ff0d5fc69e-1710437039/latest-dangerlinux-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate|dangeresque on linux]]
| on sale for $4 on steam!
| March 14, 2024
| May 24, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-onlinux|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1c66bee582-1707865516/latest-newshort-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Front Facing|new short cartoon]]
| Horror in the snow!!
| February 13, 2024
| February 25, 2025
| {{linkbox|toons/frontfacing|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ffd3ead700-1707865632/latest-main28-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Main Page 28|new main page]]
| Let it all slip away
| February 13, 2024
| Between October 14 and November 3, 2024
| {{linkbox|main/28|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/69f3d9c5c0-1700665297/latest-fanstumes23-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2023|fan 'stumes 2023]]
| fanstumes get The Show'd Up
| November 22, 2023
| November 30, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/fan-stumes-2023|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/952423e9e3-1698635766/latest-ween23-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[The Show: Ween Edition|the show: ween edition]]
| Guess that Misinterpretache!
| October 29, 2023
| October 30, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/hall-show-ween-toon|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ffb7d99d73-1691763128/latest-triungulate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate|dangeresque game!]]
| OUT NOW on Steam and Itch
| August 11, 2023
| Mar 14, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-the-roomisode-triungulate|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0a45c5fcf6-1673623224/latest-trogday2023-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Happy 20th Trogday!|happy 20th trogday!]]
| Trogdor in Unreleased VGA Glory!
| January 13, 2023
| February 13, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/happy-20th-trogday|watch}}
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[hr:media/site/0a9f1da951-1671889345/latest-adventcal24-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|decemberweenvent calendar]]
| 24 Days of Sheet Music & Sometimes Jokes!
| rowspan=24|December 1, 2022
| rowspan=24|February 13, 2024
| rowspan=24|{{linkbox|toons/decemberweenvent-calendar|watch}}
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-24|day 24 is a little toon!]]
| rowspan=16|Daily Decemberweenvent Calendar
|-
| rowspan=22|[[hr:media/site/d634373e70-1669873557/latest-adventcal-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-23|day 23 is trogdor. there i said it.]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-22|day 22 defies the laws of physics!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-21|day 21 is asking for a challenge!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-20|day 20 is not slicin' pies!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-19|where's day 19's cottage?!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-18|you better cut day 18 some!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-17|i'm so glad day 17 is not dead!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-16|day 16 loves ribbons!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-15|please rise for day 15!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-14|day 14 is the for-real deal!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-13|day thirteen girl squad!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-12|day 12, rock, rock on!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-11|day 11 has a very funjob!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-10|presembletatioms day 10!!]]
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-9|day 9 gets fluffety!]]
|-
|rowspan=6| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|daily decemberweenvent calendar]]
| DAY 8 of the sheet-musical calendar!
|-
| DAY 7 of the sheet-musical calendar!
|-
| DAY 6 of the sheet-musical calendar!
|-
| DAY 5 of the sheet-musical calendar!
|-
| DAY 4 of the musical calendar!
|-
| DAY 3 of the musical calendar!
|-
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|musical decemberweenvent calendar]]
| A different song every day thru 12/24
|-
| [[hr:media/site/31dbe9f776-1668875821/latest-fasnstumes22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|fan 'stumes 2022]]
| Upper Lip Man Forev!
| November 19, 2022
| October 29, 2023
| {{linkbox|toons/fanstumes2022|watch}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/f042d189ff-1667790866/latest-ween21game-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hide & Seek|point n' click game]]
| Full Voice Update for $2!
| October 30, 2022
| August 11, 2023
| {{linkbox|halloween-hide-n-seek|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/aaef9effe7-1666581679/latest-ween22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|new halloween toon]]
| Old Toon, New DLC!
| October 23, 2022
| October 29, 2023
| {{watch|toons/ween22}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0320662870-1666292443/latest-onionbubs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|onion bubs imessage stickers]]
| Wreck Yer Texts!
| October 21, 2022
| October 30, 2022
| {{linkbox|onion-bubs-imessage-stickers|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/e72806f84d-1665697536/latest-ween22teaser-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser|2022 ween toon teaser]]
|
| October 13, 2022
| October 23, 2022
| {{watch|ween22teaser}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/565dd835eb-1664755609/disk4of12-vampirescastlethumbnail-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle|disk 4 of 12 - vampire's castle]]
| See the game that inspired Thy Dungeonman
| September 27, 2022
| November 22, 2023
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-vampire-s-castle}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/aafd2c214f-1651511764/latest-strongplay-beefreverser-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser|strong-play: beef reverser]]
| SB goes for 100% Face Melt!
| May 2, 2022
| December 1, 2022
| {{watch|toons/strong-play-marzipan-beef-reverser}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/b3e88f9c10-1660831033/sbemail-sbemail209-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[parenting|new strong bad email #209]]
| Strong Bad raises a bag of pudding!
| April 1, 2022
| December 16, 2024
| {{watch|toons/strong-bad-email-209-parenting}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/c3eb4e398a-1648748949/latest-diapersunrise-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[diaper sunrise]]
| Homestar finally loses it!
| March 31, 2022
| November 19, 2022
| {{watch|toons/diaper-sunrise}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/7ce0d42b91-1644006591/games-trogday-22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor Micro Game|trogdor gameboy game!]]
| A little game for a big day!
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| May 2, 2022
| {{linkbox|trogday-micro-game|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/de37fc32f8-1638299410/latest-fanstumes2021-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|fan costumes 2021]]
| Lookit these awesome fan creations and listen to Strong Bad be's mean to them!
| November 30, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{watch|toons/fan-stumes-2021}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/85b0bc7b2d-1635554606/ween21-screenshot-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hide & Seek|new halloween thing]]
| The 2021 Ween Toon is a playable game!
| October 29, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{linkbox|halloween-hide-n-seek|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/59c4838b09-1635350898/menu-jibbliesnews-640x-q90.gif|Image]]
| [[Action Cool News-oween Report|news-oween report]]
| The Jibblies Painting made real!
| October 27, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{watch|toons/newsoween}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/5ab7ded229-1628262974/menu-worldgames-crop-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games|disk 4 of 12 - world games]]
| Strong Bad goes for bronze!
| August 6, 2021
| October 13, 2022
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-world-games}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1a9d198981-1621002700/latest-friendendum-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum|disk 4 of 12 - friendendum]]
| Strong Bad gets Sea Battle working!
| May 14, 2021
| August 6, 2021
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-friendendum}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6a208c3742-1613153669/latest-disk4of12-friendly-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare|disk 4 of 12 - friendlyware]]
| Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games!
| February 12, 2021
| May 14, 2021
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-friendlyware}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/9dd4f61572-1610514255/newmain-main27-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Main Page 27|new main page!]]
| Celebrate Trogday with Peasant Homestar
| January 13, 2021
| November 30, 2021
| {{watch|main/27}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/02d9e7966a-1660831033/news-ruffleupdate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Post-Flash Site Update#Post-Flash Update Notice|post-flash update]]
| What happened our website?!
| December 31, 2020
| Between November 14 and 18, 2024
| {{linkbox|post-flash-update|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/5814aabac4-1609254274/latest-stinkointro-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic|stinkoman cinematic]]
| SmallBu's Intro Cinematic in HD!
| December 31, 2020
| October 29, 2021
| {{watch|toons/stinkoman-intro-cinematic}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/edf5c89de9-1609450077/menu-fanstumes20-640x-q90.gif|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|fanstumes 2020]]
| Strong Bad bites the 'stumes that feed him.
| December 31, 2020
| October 27, 2021
| {{watch|toons/fan-stumes-2020}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/16d0f1176f-1609450509/toons-ween20-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hijinks|halloween hijinks]]
| This year's ween toon is weird!
| December 31, 2020
| February 12, 2021
| {{watch|toons/halloween-hijinks}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/49f8f921c4-1609452794/latest-talkinsb2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial|talkin' strong bad]]
| A real live plush toy from Fangamer!
| December 31, 2020
| January 13, 2021
| {{watch|toons/talkin-strong-bad}}
|}

===Old Crap Corner===
Old [[Crap]] Corner is for "{{prs|1351224674890493954|18|Jan|2021|alt=highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw}}". When active, it takes up one "slide" of the Latest Styles section, and uses the same format as the other entries, except each one is listed under "old crap corner" instead of its actual title.

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| [[hr:media/site/861bf633e7-1634411934/oldcrap-punkinstencils-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Punkin Stencils|Punkin Stencils w/ Commentary & Easter Egg!]]
| October 16, 2021
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| {{watch|ween-stencils}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4353473e3f-1617032340/oldcrap-eggs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Eggs (toon)|That Weird Egg Thing From Like 2001]]
| March 29, 2021
| October 16, 2021
| {{watch|eggs}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/152d95b49d-1614004093/occ-flashday-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Flash's 10th Birthday|Flash 10th Birthday Wishes]]
| February 22, 2021
| March 29, 2021
| {{watch|flashday}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6989530a66-1612805591/oldcrap-valentines-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Ancient Valentine Cards#Old Crap Corner Page|Ancient Valentine Cards]]
| February 8, 2021
| February 22, 2021
| {{linkbox|old-valentines|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ce8fc69208-1612197796/oldcrap-needlepoint-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Needlepernt|Failed Cross-Stitch Feature]]
| February 1, 2021
| February 8, 2021
| {{watch|needlepoint}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1f442dffef-1611581987/oldcrap-yearbook-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Yearbook Character Page|Yearbook Characters Page]]
| January 26, 2021
| February 1, 2021
| {{watch|yearbook}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1be6f92e4c-1610990672/oldcrap-intro2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Old Everybody Intro|Old Website Intro]]
| Between January 14 and 18, 2021
| January 26, 2021
| {{watch|intro2}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3df5a4b5c8-1610491606/oldcrap-mainking-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[King of Town Main Page|Secret KOT Main Page]]
| January 13, 2021
| Between January 14 and 18, 2021
| {{watch|mainking}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/2d20de250f-1609534823/oldcrap-nonsequitur-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Non-Sequitur Champion|Results of the Non-Sequitur Champeenship]]
| January 2, 2021
| January 13, 2021
| {{watch|toons/non-sequitur-champion}}
|}

==Store==
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|[[hr:media/site/e14afb0668-1763400724/store-trogplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor plush
|he's like 16 inches tall!
| November 17, 2025
|
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/trogdor-plush|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/c0ee90e4ce-1763401207/store-cards-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|homestar playing cards
|Different Art on each card!
| November 17, 2025
|
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-cards|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/da4d3793d2-1763401251/store-trogpolo-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor polo
|burninate biz cas fri
| November 17, 2025
|
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/trogdor-polo|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/2f4f1700f2-1763401293/store-3shirts-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|classic shirts
|screen-printed! not print-on-demand!
| November 17, 2025
|
|<small>[https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner?filter.p.product_type=T-Shirts view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/99d9857c8e-1755623166/store-allplushes-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|plushes galore
|fun in the living room
| August 19, 2025
|November 17, 2025
|<small>[https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner?filter.p.product_type=Plushes view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/9998dfbe36-1752599981/store-trogsaleminis-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor!! the board game
|ten bucks cheaper
| rowspan=3 |July 16, 2025
|
|<small>[https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version?variant=33313739997272 view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/c6fb336632-1751310146/store-triungulate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|dangeresque steam game
|The Roomisode Triungulate
|November 17, 2025
|{{linkbox|https://store.steampowered.com/app/2442020/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate/|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/325dba76c1-1751308360/store-3plushes-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|fangamer plushes
|Buy one up so great!
|August 19, 2025
|
|-
|[[hr:media/site/fa613f2e9f-1744903178/store-back2websitesong2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|get the new #1 jam
|also available on all the music steamins
|April 16, 2025
|November 17, 2025
|{{linkbox|https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-a-website|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3754c7bae9-1740505439/store-kickthecheat-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| kick the cheat plush!
| Re-Populated!
| February 25, 2025
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/kick-the-cheat-plush|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/9dab953402-1728623258/store-sbpins-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| strong bros pins
|
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| February 25, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-pin-set-combo|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0df483d94b-1726861118/store-zeenalbum-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Archive'd n' Live'd|limozeen album]]
| Limozeen Archives Plus a Live Show!
| September 20, 2024
| November 17, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/album/archived-n-lived|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/34fe9f915f-1726860632/store-zeenshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| limozeen t-shirt
| Heart of a Lion, Wings of a Bat
| September 20, 2024
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/heart-of-a-lion-wings-of-a-ba|visit|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/936d183bb2-1716310973/store-puppetplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[homestar puppet plush]]
| Includes your terrible Homestar impression!
| May 21, 2024
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-plush-puppet|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/8ce253a32e-1707865690/store-yondertshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#T-Shirts|yonder website t-shirt]]
| Characters 1 and 2
| February 13, 2024
| September 20, 2024
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/yonder-website|visit|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/f5de69464c-1700169291/store-deletedpin-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#pin_deleted|deleted lenticular pin]]
|
| Between November 16 and 19, 2023
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-email-pin|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6b012f0c30-1698619641/store-coolglasses-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#dangeresque_cool_glasses|cool, cool plush glasses]]
| Fits all type-a plushes!
| October 29, 2023
| May 21, 2024
| {{linkbox|collections/new-and-featured/products/homestar-runner-dangeresques-cool-cool-glasses|visit|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/dca7a4697e-1660831033/store-trogboard-backinstock-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor! The Board Game|trogboard!!]]
| Game and Expansion back in stock
| August 11, 2023
| Between October 9 and 11, 2024
| {{linkbox||visit|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a7b70bd1c5-1679670360/store-imess5-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|new imessage stickers]]
| HSR and Teen Girl Squad Packs
| March 24, 2023
| August 11, 2023
| {{linkbox|new-imessage-stickers|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4e5b8fcba0-1667791153/store-50offsale-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Store|50% off sale]]
| Everything in our Shopify Store is HALF OFF!
| October 30, 2022
| December 7, 2022
| {{linkbox||visit|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0320662870-1666292443/latest-onionbubs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|onion bubs imessage stickers]]
| Wreck yer texts for 99 cents!
| October 30, 2022
| March 24, 2023
| {{linkbox|https://apps.apple.com/us/app/onion-bubs-stickers/id1644397256|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/73632208c7-1660831033/store-glassestgs2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#Home & Office|collector's glasses and stationery!]]
| Teen Girl Squad Stationery and Drink em Ups!
| May 24, 2022
| Between November 16 and 19, 2023
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/34302c7381-1651512891/store-expando-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck|new expansion deck!]]
| Add-on deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game
| May 2, 2022
| December 7, 2022
| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/trogdor-the-board-game-expando-deck-magicks-and-mergencies|view|myshopify}}
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/dde083a327-1660831033/store-sbsings-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_strong_bad_sings|strong bad sings on vinyl!]]
| Finally Back in Stock!
| April 5, 2022
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_strong_bad_sings|strong bad sings on vinyl]]
| Finally Vinyl-y!
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| Between November 14 and 18, 2024
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/dca7a4697e-1644005116/store-trogboard-backinstock-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game|trogdor! the board game]]
| Back in stock!
| Between February 2 and 5, 2022
| Between November 5 and 7, 2022
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game|trogdor!! the board game]]
|
|Between November 14 and 18, 2024
|July 16, 2025
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/8945940afb-1637002816/store-fgholiday-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| fangamer holiday merch!
|rowspan=2| Beanies! Scarves! Lenticular Pins!
|rowspan=2| November 15, 2021
|rowspan=2| May 24, 2022
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| new fangamer merch!
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4b5d97fc29-1637003358/store-dweensweatshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#tshirt_Decemberween_TS|decemberween sweatshirt]]
| Ring in the D'ween!
| November 15, 2021
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/decemberween-sweat-er-shirt|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/2f44664ce9-1624392145/store-20x6vs1926-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| new fangamer shirts & pin
| It's 20X6 vs. 1936!
| Between June 22 and 24, 2021
| November 15, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3718b87c0b-1660831033/store-sbplush2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Talking Plush|talkin' strong bad plush]]
| BackNStock! Ready2Talk!
| May 14, 2021
| October 29, 2023
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-plush-talking|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/c2a1a79b28-1616693272/store-eelsedvd-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set|everything else 3-disc dvd set]]
| The non-SBEmail stuff from 2000-2008!
| March 25, 2021
| October 30, 2022
| {{linkbox|products/copy-of-strong-bad-emails-1-200-six-disc-set|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/7f59112712-1616693678/store-slipmat-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_slipmat_dj_teh_cheat|dj teh cheat vinyl slipmat]]
| Trick out your turntable! Design by Nina Matsumoto
| March 25, 2021
| May 14, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/dj-cheat-slipmat-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3f3485f09c-1616692139/store-sbsingscd-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|strong bad sings cd]]
| The original release on a very compact-type disc!
| March 25, 2021
| Between June 22 and 24, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/dde083a327-1660831033/store-sbsings-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|strong bad sings on vinyl!]]
| The #1 Jams of 2003 now on WAX!
| February 23, 2021
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/20ae4daf83-1611679497/store-sbplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Talking Plush|talkin' strong bad plush]]
| Back in stock! Likes to talk!
| January 26, 2021
| February 23, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-plush-talking|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/d305dcfe93-1610994203/store-pins-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Shopify Store Other Items#pin_set|enamel pin set]]
| Set of 4! Could U ask 4 more?
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| Between November 14 and 15, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/enamel-pin-set|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ea8a0a891a-1610991282/store-everybodyshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#tshirt_everybody_everybody|everybody t-shirt!]]
| Cool t-shirt with ALL the dumb animal characters!
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-chawacters-shirt|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/78f57c57b9-1609535550/store-6discset-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set|sbemail 6-disc dvd set]]
| The first 200 sbemails on DVD
| December 31, 2020
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/dvds/products/strong-bad-6-disc-dvd-set-sb-emails-1-200|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/61f57bb670-1609440576/store-embwoid-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#hoodie_homestar_embwoidered|embwoidered hoodie]]
| Celebrate the Kids Book's 25th bday!
| December 31, 2020
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-embroidered-hoodie|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/d9b6f6d0ed-1609535562/store-mugs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#Mugs|all up in these mugs!]]
| Mugs for all your fave hot liquidities!
| December 31, 2020
| January 26, 2021
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/mugs|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/32f699edc0-1609440014/store-charmeeps-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Shopify Store Other Items#hsr_meeples|character meeples]]
| Wooden meeps of the main 12!
| December 31, 2020
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/homestar-classic-character-meeples|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/d90d438d3f-1660831033/store-tshirts-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#T-Shirts|wave o' t-shirts!]]
| T-shirts of our dumb animal characters!
| December 31, 2020
| February 13, 2024
| {{linkbox|stores/strong-bads-specialty-shoppe/|view|teespring}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Index Page Footer]]
*[[Main Page Messages]]
*[[Post-Flash Site Update]]

[[Category:Regular Updates]]

Strong Bad Email

It's dot com — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 22:01:14 GMT

It's dot com: consistent formatting

<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:202px;"><div class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;border-bottom:1px #CCC solid;margin-bottom:4px;padding-bottom:4px">[[hr:sbemails|Strong Bad Email menu]]</div>[[File:LappierEmail.png|200px|Strong Bad checks his email.]]<div style="padding-top:4px">Strong Bad checks his email.</div></div></div>
'''Strong Bad Email''' (frequently abbreviated as '''sbemail''') is a feature in which [[Strong Bad]] answers an email sent by a real-world fan. Arguably the most recognizable feature of [[homestarrunner.com|the site]], it is [[First Time Here?|occasionally joked]] that its success has led to Strong Bad becoming the most popular character in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] series {{--}} even surpassing [[Homestar Runner]] himself.

A typical email opens with Strong Bad humorously mocking [[Poorly Written Emails|the spelling and grammar of the sender]], then transitioning to an anecdote or scheme related to a question asked by the email, concluding with Strong Bad returning to his computer to finalize his typed response. Strong Bad Emails include numerous [[Easter egg]]s and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen; many feature satirical views of aspects of popular culture such as [[japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoons]], [[video games]], and [[theme song|TV show theme songs]]. Originally introduced in 2001 as a small feature with brief animations, the responses gradually expanded in scope to establish numerous [[inside jokes]], [[running gags]], and [[catch phrases]]. Full-fledged [[Strong Bad Email spin-offs]] include [[Trogdor]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], [[20X6]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Hremails]], the secondary character [[Senor Cardgage]], and even main character [[Homsar]].

Strong Bad Email had historically been the most frequently updated feature of [[homestarrunner.com]], with a new email being added to [[Strong Bad Email Menu|the menu]] most Mondays from [[2002]] through [[2008]]. The pace of releases slowed after [[email thunder|the 200th email]] in September 2008. Creative duo [[the Brothers Chaps]] took a self-imposed break at the bicentennial, returning to sbemail production in late 2009. Soon after this, Homestar Runner entered into an extended [[hiatus]] from 2010 through 2014; nowadays, as the site is updated irregularly, multi-year gaps are now common between sbemails and a new one is typically prompted by a special event or circumstance. The [[social media]] account [[@StrongBadActual]] has since become the main format for the character to respond to and otherwise interact with fans.

==Strong Bad Emails==


===[[Lappier]] Era===
''(April 2015 {{-}} present)''<br>
<blockquote class="lappy email menu">
<table class="emaillinks">
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210 - [[robots]]<br>
209 - [[parenting]]<br>
208 - [[the next april fools thing]]<br>
207 - [[too cool]]<br>
206 - [[sbemail 206]]<br>
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<br>
<br>
<br>
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</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Compé]] Era===
''(August 2009 {{-}} October 2009)''<br>
<blockquote class="compe email menu" style="background:url(/images/thumb/e/e3/compeBackCatalog.png/800px-compeBackCatalog.png) no-repeat bottom;">
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
205. [[videography]]<br>
204. [[dictionary]]<br>
203. [[independent]]<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
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</autocolumn>
</table>
<div class="overlay"></div>
</blockquote>

===[[Corpy NT6]] Transition===
''(July 2009)''
<blockquote class="corpy email menu">
<div id="subject">Corpy Remote Work Email - NO PERSONAL EMAILS!</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
202. [[imaginary]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
<div style="padding: 0.2em;background:#08089C"></div>
</blockquote>

===[[Lappy 486]] Era===
''(November 2004 {{-}} June 2009)''
<blockquote class="lappy email menu">
<div>subject: sb_email menu</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
201. [[hremail 3184]]<br>
200. [[email thunder]]<br>
199. [[being mean]]<br>
198. [[magic trick]]<br>
197. [[your edge]]<br>
196. [[hiding]]<br>
195. [[love poems]]<br>
194. [[specially marked]]<br>
193. [[rated]]<br>
192. [[shapeshifter]]<br>
191. [[buried]]<br>
190. [[licensed]]<br>
189. [[pet show]]<br>
188. [[fan club]]<br>
187. [[winter pool]]<br>
186. [[environment]]<br>
185. [[nightlife]]<br>
184. [[diorama]]<br>
183. [[yes, wrestling]]<br>
182. [[business trip]]<br>
181. [[web comics]]<br>
180. [[slumber party]]<br>
179. [[pizza joint]]<br>
178. [[bike thief]]<br>
177. [[original]]<br>
176. [[hygiene]]<br>
175. [[concert]]<br>
174. [[mini-golf]]<br>
173. [[the paper]]<br>
172. [[more armies]]<br>
171. [[underlings]]<br>
170. [[rough copy]]<br>
169. [[from work]]<br>
168. [[your funeral]]<br>
167. [[the movies]]<br>
166. [[unnatural]]<br>
165. [[strong badathlon]]<br>
164. [[looking old]]<br>
163. [[what i want]]<br>
162. [[the chair]]<br>
161. [[4 branches]]<br>
160. [[coloring]]<br>
159. [[retirement]]<br>
158. [[cliffhangers]]<br>
157. [[trading cards]]<br>
156. [[road trip]]<br>
155. [[theme song]]<br>
154. [[keep cool]]<br>
153. [[redesign]]<br>
152. [[isp]]<br>
151. [[senior prom]]<br>
150. [[alternate universe]]<br>
149. [[candy product]]<br>
148. [[disconnected]]<br>
147. [[lady fan]]<br>
146. [[pop-up]]<br>
145. [[myths & legends]]<br>
144. [[narrator]]<br>
143. [[technology]]<br>
142. [[secret identity]]<br>
141. [[death metal]]<br>
140. [[high school]]<br>
139. [[portrait]]<br>
138. [[space program]]<br>
137. [[bedtime story]]<br>
136. [[geddup noise]]<br>
135. [[lady...ing]]<br>
134. [[record book]]<br>
133. [[bottom 10]]<br>
132. [[modeling]]<br>
131. [[boring (really)]]<br>
130. [[do over]]<br>
129. [[garage sale]]<br>
128. [[rampage]]<br>
127. [[long pants]]<br>
126. [[best thing]]<br>
125. [[rock opera]]<br>
124. [[secret recipes]]<br>
123. [[origins]]<br>
122. [[dreamail]]<br>
121. [[part-time job]]<br>
120. [[radio]]<br>
119. [[animal]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Compy 386]] Era===
''(September 2002 {{-}} November 2004)''

<blockquote class="compy email menu">Volume in drive C: has no label<br>
Directory of C:\sbemail\updated somedays<br>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
118. [[virus]]<br>
117. [[montage]]<br>
116. [[extra plug]]<br>
115. [[time capsule]]<br>
114. [[the facts]]<br>
113. [[pizzaz]]<br>
112. [[old comics]]<br>
111. [[other days]]<br>
110. [[for kids]]<br>
109. [[crying]]<br>
108. [[pom pom]]<br>
107. [[cheatday]]<br>
106. [[dangeresque 3]]<br>
105. [[replacement]]<br>
104. [[theme park]]<br>
103. [[haircut]]<br>
102. [[lunch special]]<br>
101. [[car]]<br>
100. [[flashback]]<br>
99. [[different town]]<br>
98. [[stupid stuff]]<br>
97. [[monument]]<br>
96. [[lackey]]<br>
95. [[the bet]]<br>
94. [[video games]]<br>
93. [[army]]<br>
92. [[kind of cool]]<br>
91. [[caffeine]]<br>
90. [[colonization]]<br>
89. [[local news]]<br>
88. [[couch patch]]<br>
87. [[mile]]<br>
86. [[no loafing]]<br>
85. [[2 years]]<br>
84. [[kids' book]]<br>
83. [[labor day]]<br>
82. [[impression]]<br>
81. [[date]]<br>
80. [[stunt double]]<br>
79. [[the process]]<br>
78. [[anything]]<br>
77. [[suntan]]<br>
76. [[sibbie]]<br>
75. [[funny]]<br>
74. [[privileges]]<br>
73. [[mascot]]<br>
72. [[crazy cartoon]]<br>
71. [[2 emails]]<br>
70. [[big white face]]<br>
69. [[personal favorites]]<br>
68. [[caper]]<br>
67. [[autobiography]]<br>
66. [[the show]]<br>
65. [[unused emails]]<br>
64. [[english paper]]<br>
63. [[fingers]]<br>
62. [[interview]]<br>
61. [[monster truck]]<br>
60. [[huttah!]]<br>
59. [[marzipan]]<br>
58. [[dragon]]<br>
57. [[japanese cartoon]]<br>
56. [[current status]]<br>
55. [[cheat talk]]<br>
54. [[morning routine]]<br>
53. [[comic]]<br>
52. [[island]]<br>
51. [[website]]<br>
50. [[50 emails]]<br>
49. [[theme party]]<br>
48. [[ghosts]]<br>
47. [[new hands]]<br>
46. [[your friends]]<br>
45. [[techno]]<br>
44. [[lures & jigs]]<br>
43. [[little questions]]<br>
42. [[action figure]]<br>
41. [[invisibility]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Tandy 400]] Era===
''(August 2001 {{-}} September 2002)''
<blockquote class="tandy email menu">
<div style="border:none;background:none;text-align:center;padding-left:17%"><u> FILENAME </u> - <span style="color: orange">updated mondays</span></div>
<table class="emailgreenlinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
40. [[vacation]]<br>
39. [[property of ones]]<br>
38. [[helium]]<br>
37. [[dullard]]<br>
36. [[guitar]]<br>
35. [[sisters]]<br>
34. [[weird dream]]<br>
33. [[gimmicks]]<br>
32. [[flag day]]<br>
31. [[sugarbob]]<br>
30. [[12:00]]<br>
29. [[superhero name]]<br>
28. [[1 step ahead]]<br>
27. [[3 wishes]]<br>
26. [[CGNU]]<br>
25. [[super powers]]<br>
24. [[the bird]]<br>
23. [[little animal]]<br>
22. [[sb_email 22]]<br>
21. [[cartoon]]<br>
20. [[spring cleaning]]<br>
19. [[tape-leg]]<br>
18. [[stand-up]]<br>
17. [[studying]]<br>
16. [[band names]]<br>
15. [[the basics]]<br>
14. [[duck pond]]<br>
13. [[i she be]]<br>
12. [[credit card]]<br>
11. [[i rule]]<br>
10. [[trevor the vampire]]<br>
9. [[i love you]]<br>
8. [[brianrietta]]<br>
7. [[halloweener]]<br>
6. [[depressio]]<br>
5. [[making out]]<br>
4. [[homestar hair]]<br>
3. [[butt IQ]]<br>
2. [[homsar]]<br>
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

== History ==
:''See also [[Timeline of Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad#Character Design and Conception|Strong Bad Character Design and Conception]]''

[[Strong Bad]] is one of the oldest [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters, created alongside [[Homestar Runner|the title character]] for ''[[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]'' in 1996. Though created as an antagonist, [[the Brothers Chaps]] were realizing that he was "probably the most interesting character" as early as the release of [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] in 2000;{{ref|1}} his humorous villainy and [[Strong Bad Losing His Edge|ultimately mild insults]] swiftly led to him becoming became a fan favorite and [[TVTropes:Main/BreakoutCharacter|breakout character]] as well.{{ref|1}}{{ref|2}} Also around this time, the brothers were exploring the narrative potential of the characters in toons like [[A Jorb Well Done]] and new series formats like [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine]].{{ref|2}} This led to the Chaps deciding to give Strong Bad "his own little feature": answering emails from fans.{{ref|27}}

===The first sbemails (2001)===
[[File:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The first Strong Bad Email toon was [[some kinda robot]], released August 22, 2001.]]
An [[email]] address to contact the Chaps was listed on the site from its earliest days (it would be removed in late 2015). As of a few months before the launch of Strong Bad's email account, the brothers were typically receiving "five or ten mails a day" from fans;{{ref|3}} one such fan had been [[Abdi LaRue]]. Requiring an email for Strong Bad to reply to, the Brothers Chaps reached out to LaRue: informing them of Strong Bad's then-new email address and suggesting they send him an email.{{ref|4}} Abdi's email (inquiring if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves when sleeping) was answered August 22, 2001 in the first Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]].

<blockquote>'''THE BROTHERS CHAPS:''' Strong Bad Emails were meant to be a really short thing to occupy the space between our longer cartoons. But they ended up turning Strong Bad into one of the most interesting characters.{{ref|5}}</blockquote>

The original idea had been to write a reply from Strong Bad to every email he received, with one selected each week that would be voiced, animated, and posted on the website; this plan was almost immediately abandoned,{{ref|7}}{{ref|8}} with the volume of responses (fifteen emails a day) immediately recognized as too much to deal with.{{ref|7}} Even emails that were selected would not receive a reply, with the sender only realizing they'd been chosen upon viewing the resultant toon.

Sbemails were initially envisioned as a simple and short feature,{{ref|5}} in the manner of a farcical {{w|advice column}}.{{ref|6}} Early sbemails typically ran for a minute or less, and frequently would only feature Strong Bad typing at his computer. At this point, both brothers still had full-time jobs{{ref|2}}{{ref|8}} and lived in different states ([[Mike]] in Georgia, [[Matt]] in New York),{{ref|2}}{{ref|3}} necessitating a split production. Mike, who worked freelance and had more free time,{{ref|2}}{{ref|3}} would animate while Matt provided voices; writing duties were shared between the two.{{ref|3}} Some early entries had no script, with Matt simply reading through then riffing on a fan's email and sending the resultant audio file to Mike for animation.{{ref|6}}{{ref|9}}{{ref|10}}

Sbemails, much like the rest of [[HomestarRunner.com]], were not being updated on a set schedule at this point: they were released on varying days of the week, usually with over a week elapsing between them. A total of seven email toons were released in [[2001]].

===Weekly schedule (2002{{-}}2008)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' I'd been living in New York, and then I moved back [to Georgia] and we decided "Hey, let's start doing something every week." We'd done a few Strong Bad Emails at that point, but we decided "that's the easiest thing we could do. We could do one of those a week." So that was 2002 {{--}} I feel like just the weekly updating of Strong Bad Emails was really when [the site's popularity] started to go crazy.{{ref|11}}</blockquote>

[[Image:sbemail45.PNG|thumb|left|[[techno]] (released in 2002) was a particularly popular entry among the early emails.]]
[[2002]] was a significant year for Homestar Runner. Matt moved back to Georgia, with the brothers sharing an apartment, and now that they could collaborate in-person they strove to dedicate more time to the website. The then-simple Strong Bad Email toons were selected as something that could be done every week.{{ref|11}} The email that established this weekly pace was [[brianrietta]]{{ref|10}} on January 10, 2002; the subsequent email, [[i love you]] (released January 14), standardized the practice of releasing a new sbemail every Monday. As a result of this schedule (most site updates that year were Strong Bad Emails), the website's popularity gradually increased as the months passed.{{ref|5}}{{ref|12}} By September, rising [[store]] income allowed both Chapman brothers to leave their other jobs and work full-time on Homestar Runner.{{ref|12}}{{ref|13}}

The 2002 emails [[guitar]] and [[techno]] were particularly popular, influencing the brothers to select emails that could focus on humorously disparaging specific niches.{{ref|11}} A common inquiry {{--}} addressed on the [[FAQ]] page and its [[Email FAQ|predecessor]] {{--}} was whether the emails Strong Bad answers were genuinely sent by fans: they all are,{{ref|2}}{{ref|7}} with the exception of [[mile]] (which was purportedly [[Powered by The Cheat|made up]] by [[The Cheat]]) and [[robots]] (which Strong Bad claims to have made up himself).

Strong Bad Email viewership surged over the next several years. At the beginning of 2003, Strong Bad was receiving hundreds of emails a day{{ref|7}} {{--}} this figure would increase to 2,000{{-}}5,000 within mere months,{{ref|6}} and remained at this level for years. The deluge of messages peaked in summer of 2003 at nearly 8,000 a day{{ref|6}} (with the caveat that a significant portion was simply {{w|Email spam|spam}}).{{ref|14}} Mondays in 2003 were seeing nearly 300,000 visitors coming to the site to watch the new sbemail,{{ref|13}} compared to 200,000 on other days.{{ref|15}}

Though the brothers had hoped to add another weekly feature,{{ref|2}}{{ref|9}} the demands of running [[Harmless Junk, Inc.|their own business]] restricted their time.{{ref|9}}{{ref|16}} Additionally, as Strong Bad Emails continued to increase in runtime and complexity, their production took away from opportunities to make other types of cartoons;{{ref|15}} the Chaps estimated that "at least 60 to 70 percent" of the site's updates were sbemails.{{ref|17}} However, they did not feel limited by the popularity of the series, with Matt reflecting that "when we feel Strong Bad Emails are getting old, we can quickly jump into something else."{{ref|18}} The toon [[Sbemailiarized!]], released in 2009, joked that the difference between sbemails and other cartoons on the site was "not all that much!"

====Milestones====
[[File:Doppelgangers.png|thumb|Sesquicentenn-email, 2005! ...I{{--}}I mean six.]]
Emails that reached a centenary milestone, or a significant division thereof, often focused on (or at least made note of) the landmark. Thus far, five emails have commemorated a significant number of emails; several of these had been teased with an additional toon released the week prior that played off viewers' anticipation.

*'''50:''' [[50 emails]] {{--}} Strong Bad attempts to check 50 emails in honor of his 50th email-check, but only succeeds in answering three.
*'''100:''' [[flashback]] {{--}} The email is presented in "[[Widescreen|wiiidescreeeen]]". [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and [[Limozeen]] congratulate him on his 100th email (although Homestar absentmindedly wishes him a "happy 100th birthday" instead). The [[Compy]] presents Strong Bad with a congratulatory screen indicating that he has checked 100 emails, and Strong Bad celebrates by saying "email" 100 times.
**[[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]] {{--}} Viewers hoping to see email 100 before its official release are teased by Strong Bad.
*'''125:''' [[rock opera]] {{--}} Strong Bad performs a rock opera featuring scenes and at least one word from all of his previous emails.
*'''150:''' [[alternate universe]] {{--}} Strong Bad visits alternate universes featuring [[Strong Bad#Variations|different versions of himself]]; they all form a {{w|Supergroup (music)|supergroup}} to sing a ballad commemorating the "sesquicentennemail".
**[[Sbemail 150?!?]] {{--}} Strong Sad trys to convince Strong Bad to check a 150th email, proposing a storyboard for it.
*'''200:''' [[email thunder]] {{--}} [[The Poopsmith]] breaks his vow of silence to sing a grand fanfare (by [[They Might Be Giants]]). The email also ends with a screen listing the first 200 emails.
**[[Place Ya Bets!]] {{--}} [[The Deleteheads]] speculate on what will happen in email 200.
**[[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]] {{--}} The Deleteheads camp out at the URL for the 200th email.

===Bicentennial and Break (2008{{-}}2009)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' 200 was a nice round number to take a break from [Strong Bad Email] and do other stuff on the website.{{ref|19}}</blockquote>

[[File:HomestarRuinerWiiChannelBanner.png|thumb|left|[[SBCG4AP Intros|"I've got ''other'' plans for the Lappy today."]]]]
The milestone of 200 emails was reached on September 23, 2008 with [[email thunder]]. The narrative of this cartoon quickly shifts from celebrating Strong Bad's achievement to the surprising reveal of [[Homestar Runner]]'s competing email show {{--}} [[hremails]] {{--}} which have been running parallel with sbemails. Though the toon ends with Strong Bad gleefully destroying Homestar's computer, the coming months would see the release of additional hremails and other cartoons while the Brothers Chaps took a pause from producing more sbemails. In interviews, the brothers expressed that this hiatus was taken to vary their output and that, though they were enjoying the change, this did not necessarily signal the end of sbemails.{{ref|17}}{{ref|19}}

Another landmark in 2008 was the release of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'', produced by [[Telltale Games]] in partnership with the Brothers Chaps (the [[Firsts|first time]] Homestar Runner had been licensed out to a third party). This five-part {{w|episodic video game}} centered around Strong Bad's adventures, kicked off by answering emails in the manner of the site's toons (notably, these emails were created by Telltale's writers rather than sent by fans);{{ref|20}} each game also featured additional, optional emails the player could guide Strong Bad to read, respond to, or delete. Though the release of the game's episodes overlapped with sbemails going on hiatus, the brothers were quick to specify that the decision to pause sbemail production was not a result of the ''SBCG4AP'' workload.{{ref|19}}

Strong Bad Emails returned in 2009, with Strong Bad reclaiming the fanmail format from Homestar in [[hremail 3184]] on June 30. Four more emails were subsequently produced, albeit now at a monthly rate rather than the previous weekly pace. The 205th email, [[videography]], was released October 5, 2009; though this toon was not particularly noteworthy or conclusive on its own, it would prove to be the last email for over five years.

===The Big Hiatus (2010{{-}}2013)===
{{seemain|Hiatuses}}
[[File:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|[[sbemail206]] was {{prs|174295231376785409|27|Feb|2012|site=ronginald|alt=first teased}} more than three years before its eventual completion.]]

Updates to HomestarRunner.com began to slow in [[H*R.com updates 2009|late 2009]], quickly and dramatically dropping to where [[H*R.com updates 2010|only three toons were produced in 2010]]. The site entered an extended hiatus in 2011, with no new toons for over three years.

During this hiatus, Matt occasionally posted to his Twitter account [[@ronginald]]. He affirmed that the site would continue to be updated "[[@ronginald#18185|forever! just sporadically and without warning]]", and hinted that [[sbemail 206|a new Strong Bad Email]] could be released "{{prs|174295231376785409|27|Feb|2012|site=ronginald|alt=Someday, when you least expect it...}}".

===Modern Era (2015{{-}}present)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' We're not expecting [Homestar Runner] to be our full-time gig [again], we just want this to be fun. There were points in the initial run where it was a great job, but it was also stressful. If we want to make a great cartoon, every couple months it will be something new. But we're not going to stay awake all night just to finish a Strong Bad Email.{{ref|21}}</blockquote>

HomestarRunner.com became active again in 2014, albeit without a schedule and with a slower pace of updates as the new standard;{{ref|21}} as the [[main page]]s put it, the site is now "updated every someday". Strong Bad Emails returned with [[sbemail 206]] on April 1, 2015. The email cheekily acknowledges the time that had passed between emails; however, befitting its release date, it is primarily an [[April Fools' Day]] cartoon that is not centered around Strong Bad replying to a message from a fan.

Sbemail 206 also began the practice of ending with [[CGI Paper|a prompt for fans]] to "email" Strong Bad by making a post directed at [[@StrongBadActual]] on Twitter (rather than emailing strongbad@homestarrunner.com). This [[social media]] account began posting regularly in 2014, and is presented as being run by Strong Bad with nearly all posts being written in-character to some degree. In the post-hiatus era, it has become the most active facet of the body of work and superseded many features: [[Weekly Fanstuff|acknowledging fan works]], [[Sketchbook|sharing production artwork]], and [[FeedBurner Page|announcing new toons and projects]] have all been done through this account. Though only two full Strong Bad Emails have been made in response to fans' tweets, the account has generally substituted for sbemails' primary function of allowing Strong Bad to interact directly with fans.

Four Strong Bad Emails have been made since 2015. As there is no longer a set schedule for the feature, they are typically motivated by a holiday or made as a reward for a fan contest rather than simply checking Strong Bad's inbox at an arbitrary time:
*[[sbemail 206]] (April 1, 2015) {{--}} An [[April Fools' Day]] cartoon
*[[too cool]] (August 14, 2017) {{--}} The winner of {{prs|867138694666481665|23|May|2017|alt=a fill-in-the-blank contest}}
*[[the next april fools thing]] (April 1, 2018) {{--}} Initially presenting as an April Fools' Day cartoon, the toon is soon revealed to be a sbemail responding to [https://archive.is/fzBEL a fan's tweet]
*[[parenting]] (April 1, 2022) {{--}} Produced as a reward for a backer of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter, "not an April Fool's Joke"{{ref|22}}
*[[robots]] (November 24, 2025)

==Releases==
===DVD===
[[File:6discSetPhoto.jpg|thumb|128px|The six-disc DVD reprint set, released in 2020.]]
Emails 1–200 were released on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] 6-disc [[DVD]] series. Multiple DVD-exclusive emails were also featured in this set.
*The first 100 emails were collected in a three-disc box set.
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] contains emails 1-50 ([[some kinda robot]] through [[50 emails]]), plus three bonus emails: [[Greeting Cards]], [[E-mail Birds]] and [[Videro Games]].
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]] contains emails 51-80 ([[website]] through [[stunt double]]).
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]] contains emails 81-100 ([[date]] through [[flashback]]).
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]] contains emails 101-130 ([[car]] through [[do over]]), plus the bonus email [[Family Resemblence]], and the [[Puppet Stuff]] email [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]] contains emails 131-160 ([[boring (really)]] through [[coloring]]), plus the bonus email [[Accent]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]] contains emails 161-200 ([[4 branches]] through [[email thunder]]), plus the bonus email [[Comic Book Movie]].
*The [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]] contains 55 fan-favorite emails.

===Podstar Runner===
[[Image:SBEmail in iTunes 2.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad Emails & More!]]
The [[Podstar Runner]] feed distributed various Strong Bad Emails in .m4v format, designed for viewing on an {{w|iPod}}, from 2006 through 2008. This feed additionally featured [[Toons|toons]] and [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues alongside Strong Bad Emails.

These are all of the emails that were featured through this service (in order of Podstar Runner release, earliest to latest):

<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="5" width="20%">
*[[techno]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[crying]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[virus]]
*[[guitar]]
*[[video games]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[sisters]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[army]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[caper]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[isp]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[radio]]
*[[spring cleaning]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[technology]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[animal]]
*[[high school]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[mile]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[strong badathlon]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[your funeral]]
*[[from work]]
*[[rough copy]]
*[[underlings]]
*[[more armies]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[original]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[yes, wrestling]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[fan club]]
*[[pet show]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[buried]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
*[[rated]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[hiding]]
*[[your edge]]
*[[magic trick]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[email thunder]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

===YouTube===
The [[homestarrunnerdotcom]] [[YouTube]] channel was registered on October 1, 2007. When it first began uploading Strong Bad Emails on March 31, 2009, they were direct rips of the DVD versions (featuring title cards with the email names in Title Case and ending with The Paper reading ">> The End <<"), with [[independent]] being uploaded in a previously unreleased DVD-style version with altered scenes. Starting in 2017, 1080p versions of the emails have been uploaded, with email titles in all lowercase and the paper reading "> THE END <", often incorporating the Easter eggs from the original website versions.

These are all of the emails that have been uploaded (in order of YouTube release, earliest to latest):

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*[[guitar]]
*[[techno]]
*[[comic]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[virus]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[video games]]
*[[band names]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[CGNU]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[radio]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[50 emails]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[fan club]]
*[[invisibility]]
*[[sisters]]
*[[some kinda robot]]
*[[your funeral]]
*[[dangeresque 3]]
*[[email thunder]]
*[[for kids]]
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[independent]]
*[[animal]]
*[[space program]]
*[[myths & legends]]
*[[technology]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[isp]]
*[[4 branches]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[caper]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[superhero name]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[army]]
*[[crying]]
*[[halloweener]]
*[[ghosts]]
*[[colonization]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[flashback]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[kind of cool]]
*[[pet show]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[your edge]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[mile]]
*[[making out]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[depressio]]
*[[homsar]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[sbemail 206]]
*[[too cool]]
*[[credit card]]
*[[i she be]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[the basics]]
*[[studying]]
*[[stand-up]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[spring cleaning]]
*[[cartoon]]
*[[sb_email 22]]
*[[little animal]]
*[[the bird]]
*[[super powers]]
*[[3 wishes]]
*[[one step ahead]]
*[[12:00]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[gimmicks]]
*[[weird dream]]
*[[dullard]]
*[[helium]]
*[[property of ones]]
*[[vacation]]
*[[little questions]]
*[[lures & jigs]]
*[[your friends]]
*[[new hands]]
*[[theme party]]
*[[island]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[current status]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[huttah!]]
*[[morning routine]]
*[[interview]]
*[[fingers]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[the show]]
*[[autobiography]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[privileges]]
*[[funny]]
*[[2 emails]]
*[[big white face]]
*[[the process]]
*[[sibbie]]
*[[date]]
*[[suntan]]
*[[anything]]
*[[2 years]]
*[[the next april fools thing]]
*[[no loafing]]
*[[impression]]
*[[couch patch]]
*[[labor day]]
*[[local news]]
*[[stupid stuff]]
*[[lackey]]
*[[monument]]
*[[the bet]]
*[[car]]
*[[lunch special]]
*[[cheatday]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[pom pom]]
*[[other days]]
*[[old comics]]
*[[time capsule]]
*[[extra plug]]
*[[pizzaz]]
*[[the facts]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[origins]]
*[[dreamail]]
*[[secret recipes]]
*[[rock opera]]
*[[rampage]]
*[[long pants]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[do over]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[modeling]]
*[[lady...ing]]
*[[record book]]
*[[portrait]]
*[[bedtime story]]
*[[parenting]]
*[[robots]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==

The following were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered fractionally to indicate when they were released chronologically relative to the above list.
*208½B. {{postref|1113577095802884097|3|Apr|2019}} {{--}} Strong Bad replies to one of the [[Discount Strong Bad Emails]] generated by [[twitter:@JanelleCShane|Janelle Shane]]'s neural network.†
*208½A. {{postref|1032482957523599360|22|Aug|2018}} {{--}} Strong Bad checks an email on the [[Tandy 400]] using [[Mario Paint]], with a subject similar to [[the basics]].†
*206½B. [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} The page title is "St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails", suggesting that at one point this was originally going to be a sbemail.
*206½A. [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] {{--}} Strong Bad and Homestar Runner showcase the worst parts of improv.†
*205½D. [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] {{--}} A Strong Bad Email played at [[Dad's Garage]].†
*205½C. [[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Strong Bad updates the website's "best feature".
*205½B. [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]] {{--}} Original drafts of [[Sbemail 136]].†
*205½A. [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Strong Sad mentions how Strong Bad checks emails on the Compé.
*202½. [[Compy Catalog]] {{--}} Strong Bad buys a new computer for checking emails.
*200½E. [[April Fool 09]] {{--}} Strong Bad "sbemailiarizes" the Intro to homestarrunner.com.
*200½D. [[Sbemailiarized!]] {{--}} Strong Bad explains how old toons can be recycled into Strong Bad Emails.
*200½C. [[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*200½B. [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The game starts with Strong Bad sending an email about Dangeresque 3 to his fans. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*200½A. [[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*199½C. [[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]] {{--}} Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 200 before it was released.*
*199½B. [[Place Ya Bets!]] {{--}} Its HTML file is "sbemail199andahalf". In it, [[The Deleteheads]] try to predict what will be in Strong Bad Email #200.
*199½A. [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} The game starts with an email from [[The King of Town|Roy T.]] about the King of Town. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*198½. [[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} The whole game is an attempt to answer Ennie M.'s email requesting that Strong Bad beat the snot out of Homestar Runner. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*193½B. [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] {{--}} The reading of the story takes place after what appears to be a Strong Bad Email.
*193½A. [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] {{--}} This email is an advertisement for a game that was in the making and never actually appeared on the Strong Bad Email page.
*191½. [[Rotten Eggs]] {{--}} A message made by the splattered rotten Easter egg reads, "Sbemail Next Week."
*171½. [[DNA Evidence]] {{--}} The toon is about a [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|running gag]] from six consecutive Strong Bad Emails.
*170½. [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] {{--}} A deleted scene from [[from work|sbemail 169]].
*158½. [[Lappynapped!]] {{--}} Messages on Strong Bad's answering machine, as the Lappy is missing.*
*152½. [[Weclome Back]] {{--}} Strong Bad tries to show an email he checked over summer vacation (in midair, no less), but hits "stop" instead of "record" on the video camera.
*149½. [[Sbemail 150?!?]] {{--}} [[Strong Sad]] tries to get Strong Bad to do his 150th email.
*136½. [[Sick Day]] {{--}} A failed attempt at an email due to sickness striking the entire cast.
*127½. [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] {{--}} "The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.
*118½. [[Broken Compy Menu]] {{--}} The page title is "Strong Bad Email?". It is a short toon that played on the email menu after the release of [[virus]].*
*99½B. [[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]] {{--}} Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.*
*99½A. [[Puppet Time]] {{--}} A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB".
*84½. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] {{--}} A message was taped onto the Compy on the Strong Bad Email menu that read "made a new teen girl squad".
*68½B. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] {{--}} A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.
*68½A. [[King of Townmail]] {{--}} [[The King of Town]] tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.
*66½. [[Arcade Game]] {{--}} Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.
*59½. [[Superbowl Dealie]] {{--}} [[The Paper]] reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week."
*36½. [[TV Time Toons Menu]] {{--}} Placing the mouse over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu. See [[Wireless Bizness]].

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[Secret page|Not linked to]] from anywhere on the site.<br/>
†Neither released to nor hosted on [[homestarrunner.com]].

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*During the Tandy 400 era (until at least July 2002), emailing Strong Bad would result in this automated response:
<blockquote>Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid.<br>
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough,<br>
I'll answer it on the site.<br>
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright.<br>
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it.<br>
[[OldHR:processing.html|Click Here]] to see us in action!<br>
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes.<br>

Watch me while I'm awesome,<br>
Strong Bad</blockquote>
:*The link in the automated response leads to the [[Email Processing Room]].

*Emails typically are presented on the site with all-lowercase titles, and use the URL format <tt>number-name</tt> (for instance, [[environment|<tt>homestarrunner.com/sbemails/186-environment</tt>]])
**[[butt IQ]] and [[CGNU]] are the only onsite emails with capital letters in their titles.
***Prior to the [[post-Flash site update]], [[3 Wishes]] and [[what I want]] used capitals as well.
**Before the post-Flash update, sbemails used the format <tt>sbemail#.html</tt> for their URL.
***Some emails had [[Irregular Strong Bad Email URLs|irregular URLs]].
*Email #22, [[sb_email 22]], was actually made between emails 40 and 41. This number was originally skipped as the [[little animal|23rd email]] followed the [[cartoon|21st]], with the 22nd later made and released under the title "the lost email".
**It is unknown if there was any intent behind this irregular order or if it was the result of a numbering error.
*During active periods of updates, an extended delay between emails would occasionally be [[Acknowledged Update Delays|acknowledged at the start of the new email]] {{--}} as seen in [[army]], [[geddup noise]], [[redesign]], [[hremail 3184]], and [[sbemail 206]].
*Although viewers were originally prompted to email Strong Bad at strongbad@homestarrunner.com, as of [[sbemail 206]] the [[CGI Paper]] has directed viewers to "email" by tweeting [[@StrongBadActual]].
*Email #208, [[the next april fools thing]], was originally hidden inside a holiday toon, and wasn't listed on the [[Strong Bad Email menu]] until the post-Flash site update on December 31, 2020.
====Email selection====
[[File:TwitterEmailError.jpg|thumb|At the peak of his popularity, Strong Bad was receiving thousands of emails every day.]]
*In 2001, prior to the introduction of Strong Bad Email, the site received five or ten emails a day from fans.{{ref|3}} By January 2003, the daily number had climbed to "500 or more",{{ref|7}} peaked in mid-2003 with five to eight thousand daily emails,{{ref|14}} and by 2004 had leveled out to between two and five thousand a day.{{ref|6}}
**Consequently, the email server was set to simply delete every email in the inbox every few days.{{ref|6}}{{ref|23}}
*The brothers maintained a "good ones" folder of emails with an appealing subject that could be returned to be used weeks or months later.{{ref|6}}{{ref|25}}
*Some emails were reverse-engineered: a topic was chosen first, then the inbox searched to find a relevant message that could serve as a framing device.
**[[ghosts]]{{ref|6}} and [[Accent]]{{ref|25}} are two such emails.
*The Brothers Chaps would frequently remark that a significant portion {{--}} or even the majority {{--}} of emails they received were asking the same low-quality questions over and over again, and were thus invariably [[deleted]]. These offending subjects were so consistent that the brothers had even considered making a meta email where Strong Bad would address the topic.{{ref|14}}{{ref|25}} Such topics included:
**Asking [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on]]{{ref|7}}{{ref|14}}{{ref|28}} or what he looks like without his mask{{ref|8}}
***[[some kinda robot]], [[other days]], and [[the chair]] all poked fun at fans' desire to see Strong Bad's "unmasked" face.
**Requesting Strong Bad repeat a topic from a previous email,{{ref|14}}{{ref|23}} with requests to [[Draw Trogdor Again|draw Trogdor (or another dragon) again]] especially common{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|25}}
**Suggesting a parody of a currently popular movie, event, or cultural phenomenon{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|23}}
***The {{w|2006 Winter Olympics}} were given as an example of an avoided topic in 2006;{{ref|8}} by comparison, the [[Olympics]] parody [[strong badathlon]] was not in an Olympic year and the email Strong Bad responds to was not about the Olympics.
**Inquiring about characters' [[parents]], particularly asking what they look like{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|28}}
**Using intentionally poor spelling and grammar to bait a mocking response{{ref|24}}
**The same email address sending several emails in a row,{{ref|26}} or an identical email again and again{{ref|24}}{{ref|26}}
**Taking "too long" {{--}} over four or five sentences {{--}} to get to the point of the message (though an overly-wordy email could be edited for clarity){{ref|14}}
***In [[long pants]], Strong Bad aggressively truncates an email he deems too long.
***The email presented in [[space program]] was {{p|l=http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=233730&sid=30b76fd95bc7addb687f04565b6fcb0d#p233730 originally}} over twice as long when sent to Strong Bad.
====Statistics====
{{seemain|Strong Bad Email Statistics}}
[[File:SBEScatter2.png|thumb|The runtime of sbemails slowly increased over time, with a runtime of 3{{-}}5 minutes becoming the standard by the late [[#Compy 386 Era|Compy era]].]]
*Not including Not Quite Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has checked 239 emails as of [[robots]].
*As of [[robots]], it would take 10 hours, 13 minutes, and 22 seconds  to watch every Strong Bad Email, including the DVD exclusives but excluding clickable Easter eggs. Including clickable Easter eggs, it would take 11 hours, 39 minutes, and 32 seconds.
*As of September 2022, Strong Bad Emails make up about 43% of the toons on the site by volume; as of May 2021, they make up about 26% of toons on the site by runtime. 

===Remarks===
*Two emails have been checked by someone other than Strong Bad, but count as Strong Bad Emails anyway: [[mile]] was made up and animated by [[The Cheat]], and [[anything]] was checked by [[Homestar Runner]].
*''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' features emails both as a framing device and as interactive content in the games; however, these were not sent by actual fans.{{ref|20}}

==References==
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# {{note|1}}Coyle, Michael. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030201082658/http://www.resexcellence.com/hack_html_03/01-30-03.shtml "The Creators of Homestar Runner, The Brothers Chapman"]. [[ResExcellence Interview - 30 Jan 2003|''ResExcellence''. January 2003]].
# {{note|2}}Carriveau, Derrek. [http://web.archive.org/web/20030202085605/http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar.html "Legion Interviews Mike Chapman of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Legion Studios Interviews#Mike Chapman interview|''Legion Studios''. 2002]].
# {{note|3}}Stephan. [https://web.archive.org/web/20020623163502/http://www.wtfiml33t.com/viewarticle.php?artid=59&page=1 "Interview: Mike Chapman from homestar runner"]. ''[[l33t Interview|wtf i'm l33t''. Summer 2001]].
# {{note|4}}{{dvdcom|some kinda robot}}; {{postref|ID=1250876792174514176|day=16|month=Apr|year=2020}}
# {{note|5}}Allin, Jack. [https://adventuregamers.com/articles/view/18236 "Strong Bad's the Brothers Chaps"]. [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|''Adventure Gamers''. 12 Dec 2008]].
# {{note|6}}Carlson, Jay. [http://web.archive.org/web/20041011153811/http://www.theinkhole.com/homestar1.htm "The Inkhole Exclusive Interview with Homestar Runner Co-Creator Matt Chapman"]. [[Inkhole Interview|''The Inkhole''. July 2004]].
# {{note|7}}Neutron, C. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030130071113/http://rundevilrun.com/ezine/interviews/hsrunner/ "Interview with Mike and Matt Chapman, creators of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Run Devil Run Interview|''Run Devil Run'', 2003]].
# {{note|8}}Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|"How and Why Homestar Runner Cartoons Get Made". Flashforward 2006 Seattle conference, 28 Feb 2006, Seattle. Lecture.]]
# {{note|9}}Scott, Kevin. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030813005743/http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/ "The Homestar Runner Interview"]. [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|''UMFM'', 20 May 2003]].
# {{note|10}}{{dvdcom|halloweener}}
# {{note|11}}Rubin, Jeff. [https://headgum.com/the-jeff-rubin-jeff-rubin-show/123-homestar-runners-matt-chapman "Homestar Runner's Matt Chapman"]. [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014|''The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show'', episode 123. 7 July 2014.]]
# {{note|12}}Chinsang, Wayne. [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121124059/http://www.tlchicken.com/article.php?ARTid=1374 "Homestar Runner's The Brothers Chaps"]. [[Tastes Like Chicken Interview|''Tastes Like Chicken''. June 2003]].
# {{note|13}}Aucoin, Don. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030814004738/http://www.boston.com:80/dailyglobe2/221/living/_Looking_at_a_Thing_in_a_Bag_-.shtml "Looking at a Thing in a Bag"]. [[The Boston Globe Interview - 9 Aug 2003|''The Boston Globe''. 9 August 2003]].
# {{note|14}}Dan. [http://web.archive.org/web/20041112050031/http://www.clubaquatica.net/Interviews/matttranscript_2.htm "Matt Chapman Interview"]. [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|''Club Aquatica''. 29 October 2003]].
# {{note|15}}Hirsch, Deborah. [https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2003/07/22/tooned-in-2/ "Tooned In"]. ''The Orlando Sentinel''. 22 July 2003.
# {{note|16}}Carriveau, Derrek. [http://web.archive.org/web/20030824112227/http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar2.html "Legion Interviews Matt Chapman of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Legion Studios Interviews#Matt Chapman interview|''Legion Studios''. 2002]].
# {{note|17}}Raugust, Karen. [https://www.awn.com/animationworld/catching-homestar-runner "Catching Up with Homestar Runner"]. ''Animation World Network''. 14 May 2009.
# {{note|18}}Simpson, Aaron. [https://web.archive.org/web/20061022091316/http://www.coldhardflash.com/2006/10/homestars-show-runners-part-2.html "Homestar's Show Runners, Part 2"]. [[Cold Hard Flash Interview - 1 Dec 2005|''Cold, Hard Flash''. 4 October 2006]].
# {{note|19}}Ashby, Alicia. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090517084725/http://omgnintendo.blogfaction.com/article/108144/one-year-of-wiiware-matt-and-mike-chapman-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people/ "One year of WiiWare: Matt and Mike Chapman on Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People"]. [[OMG Nintendo Interview - 12 May 2009|''OMG Nintendo''. 12 May 2009]].
# {{note|20}}Henning, Jesse. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090309183544/http://www.gamecyte.com/hands-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people "Hands-On: Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People"]. ''GameCyte''. 16 May 2008.
# {{note|21}}Montgomery, James. [https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/homestar-runner-returns-inside-a-cult-classics-comeback-195674/ "Homestar Runner Returns! Inside a Cult Classic's Comeback"]. [[Rolling Stone Interview - 3 Oct 2014|''Rolling Stone''. 3 Oct 2014]].
# {{note|22}}Homestar Runner. [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/3469478 "Backer Submitted Strong Bad Email!"]. ''Trogdor!! The Board Game (Kickstarter)''. 1 April 2022.
# {{note|23}}Goldstein, Ben. [https://web.archive.org/web/20051018084350/http://www.giantmag.com/issue_05/movies_homestarMike.aspx "Mike Chapman: Homestarrunner Co–creator"] & [https://web.archive.org/web/20060630130842/http://www.giantmag.com/issue_05/movies_homestarMatt.aspx "Matt Chapman: Homestarrunner Co-creator"]. [[Giant Magazine Interview|''Giant'' Magazine. 2005]].
# {{note|24}}Edathil, JG. [https://web.archive.org/web/20121028171847/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-6478/TS-45165.mp3 "The Brothers Chaps What Made The Homestar Runner"]. [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|''Late Nite JengaJam'', episode 45. 4 Oct 2007]]
# {{note|25}}Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [https://smartech.gatech.edu/handle/1853/14302 "Homestar Runner Comes to the GT Library!"] [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Institute of Technology Multimedia Studio, 26 Apr 2007, Atlanta. Lecture]].
# {{note|26}}BLINK. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030720014223/http://homestarrunner.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2939 "My Interview With The Brothers Chaps!"]. [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|''homestarrunner.net''. 21 May 2003]].
# {{note|27}} Ydstie, John. [https://www.npr.org/2005/05/08/4634837/strong-bad-walks-in-footsteps-of-darth-lex-j-r "Strong Bad Walks in Footsteps of Darth, Lex, J.R."]. [[All Things Considered Interview - 8 May 2005|''NPR'', "All Things Considered". 8 May 2005]].
# {{note|28}} Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|"A Date with Homestar Runner", New York University, 1 Mar 2005, New York. Lecture]].
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==See Also==
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*[[@StrongBadActual]]
*[[@strongbadactual (Instagram)]]
*[[@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social]]

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robots

It's dot com — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 06:02:28 GMT

It's dot com: a thousand million is actually a common way to express it (especially historically)

{{aboutemail}} {{for|general concept|Robots}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Robots (disambiguation)}}
{{sbenav}}
[[File:robots.png|thumb|"Time for you to go... DEEP UNDERCOVER!"]]
Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret council!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Robot}}, {{film|Visor Robot}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Larry Palaroncini}} (voice only), {{film|Grape Nuts Robot}}, {{film|Humidibot}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappier}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 24, 2025

'''Running Time:''' 6:05 (Flash), 6:54 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lappier Than Thou

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is checking his email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
DearSB,<br />
You got all these robots round your town, but<br />
you never DO anything with them. What giveth?<br />
<br />
Carrie<br />
Larry, IA<br />
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces SB as "sbu" and "IA" as "Internet asker"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm. Good point, Care-lare, good point. It does seem like a bit of an oversight. ''{stops typing}'' Say, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat rushes in from the left. Strong Bad turns to greet him.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring up our files on thems of the robotic persuasion.

''{The Cheat produces a file folder.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the folder. The first page displays a dossier for The Robot from the Original Book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First up, we've got the walking metal robot{{--}}

''{Cut to The Robot standing in the field, plugged into a detached wall outlet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Robot!

''{The Robot raises its arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One very specific size of nut{{--}}

''{Zoom in. A dotted line shows where a nut would fit inside The Robot's wrench hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}doesn't stand a chance against this guy!

''{Cut back to the folder. A page featuring the dossier for the Visor Robot appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And this guy was last seen doing a brief stint as one o' them personal assistants.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in the kitchen. A Visor Robot-shaped AI assistant sits on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, fhqwh-bot, add "amazing thing" to my shopping list.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. I added a lazy bean to your shopping list Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' That is not what I asked for. ''{pulls up a bundle of Large Bean plushes}'' And I already own all the lazy beans!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Now playing "Hazy Jeans" from Larry Palaroncini's solo album.

''{Song begins to play}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}'' Well, I can't see a thing through these hazy jeans...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated groaning}'' Fhqwh-bot set a timer for a thousand million years!

''{Homestar walks out.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. Setting a timer for aAAraRrrRRaarRaA{{--}}

''{The Visor Robot malfunctions and explodes, knocking all the lazy beans off the table and exposing its lightbulb.}''

''{Cut back to the file.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we can't forget my robotic{{--}} ''{a dossier for the Grape Nuts Robot appears}'' doppelgänger! Who, in an unexpected twist, became the spokesperson for competing cereal companies.

''{Cut to the kitchen. The Grape Nuts Robot is standing next to a box of Cheat Commandos...O's. The Cheat Commandos music plays.}''

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Now spell. Come back, Flavor. Come back, Nutrition.

''{Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And finally, the leader of them all... that technological terror... the pinnacle of mechanical panic!

''{Cut to the file showing a dossier for Humidibot. The picture shows an imposing silhouette with a "?" sign on it. The name is unknown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know him. You fear him.

''{Cut to the field. Humidibot rolls up.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' It's a great day for Humidibot! This is not my theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat peek from behind the buses as Humidibot rolls past.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There he goes, The Cheat. On his way to a secret robot council meeting! Time for you to go...

''{Behind the bushes, Strong Bad and The Cheat have an empty The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEP UNDERCOVER!

''{Strong Bad shoves the The Cheatbot shell on The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{scuttling around}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Poifect! Now follow him and learn what their robot world domination plans are so we can copy 'em!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{doubtful The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course they want to take over the world! Why else would robots be having a secret council meeting?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stroking his chin}'' Oh. I suppose a firmware upgrade is a possibility. If it is, ''{takes out a 5.25" floppy disk}'' then take this floppy and download it.

''{Strong Bad shoves the floppy into The Cheatbot's eyehole.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{painful The Cheat noises}'' ''{blood drips}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops. Sorry. The higher the tech, the sharper the corners. That's what Compy Corp. says, anyways.

''{Cut to a commercial for a very pointy computer monitor called the Slicey 86, paired with a keyboard with very spiky keys.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Yes, the Compy Slicey 86. ''{schwing noise}'' Our sharpest PC yet!

''{A suture kit appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Suture kit included!

''{Cut back to the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now get moving, Cheatbot!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{scuttles away}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

''{A group of robots is assembled in the Field behind a sign reading Council of Grayish ROBOTS. Present are an ATM machine, Humidibot, The Robot, the Grape-Nuts Robot, and the full-sized Visor Robot.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I think spicy chili crisp is too played out.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'm switching back to sriracha.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I mixed up marsala and masala at my in-laws' house. Soooo embarassing.

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' On that note, should we start back up our Besemelle versus Hollandaise debate? Cause I'm Humidibot?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, without The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' They were just talking about friggin' sauce?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure it wasn't like... mind control sauce? Or melt the human stomach so we can take over the world sauce!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shakes head}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I refuse to accept that! There's just no way robots would secretly congregate only to discuss various types of sauce! ''{hovering in mid-air}'' You must have missed something. ''{lands on the ground}'' You gotta go back.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you mean you don't know any sauces? Just make something up! Find out how sauce equals world domination. Solve for sauce.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frustrated The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Back in the bucket!

''{Strong Bad shoves the bucket shell back on The Cheat.}''

''{Cut to Humidibot discussing sauces.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' Coodeman's Burrelli sauce.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

''{Cut to an ad for sauce.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{singing}'' "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!"

''{The belly on the chef guy on the ad inflates. A button pops off.}''

''{Cut back to the robot assembly.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Remember that?

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Classic. Just classic.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hahaha Ha ha ha ha.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Your turn, CashMatic.

''{The ATM's screen displays "Dispensing Cash" as a tone plays. A thought cloud shows the ATM spitting out dollar bills, but no such thing happens outside the thought cloud. With some more tones, the screen changes to read "???".}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oops, sorry. You lose.

''{The Robot gives a floppy switching noise and angrily lifts his wrench arm. He shoves it into the screen of the ATM machine and pulls out a hexagonal nut filled with wires. The ATM machine falls over. The Cheatbot looks terrified.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{terrified screaming}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oh! Hi, new-timer! We were just playing a round of "Recite your favorite sauce commercial perfectly, or we rip out your insides!" ''{ominously}'' And now it's your turn!

''{The Cheatbot gulps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Just make something up! Up! Up!

''{A second Strong Bad head appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Solve for sauce! Sauce! Sauce!

''{The first Strong Bad head peeks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I have a southern accent now? Now? Now?

''{The Strong Bad heads leave.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{nervous The Cheat noises}''

''{A thought bubble appears showing Coach Z's hand holding a bun with nothing on it. A cloud of dust appears on top of it.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holding two buns in the locker room}'' Dry bun.

''{The doorbell rings.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Who's doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and pours it onto Coach Z's dry hamburger bun.}''

''{Cut to the King of Town eating something purple on top of a bowl of Ice Style Cream.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' This Salisbury sundae tastes more like a Monday.

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! Who is doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it onto the King of Town's sundae.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad brushing his teeth with No Flav-O toothpaste.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm all out of unflavored dentifrice!

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! Who keeps doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it all over Strong Sad's toothbrush.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The condiment for whatever you're doin'!

''{Ad for sauce.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Who, you ask is doin' 'at? It's Sawman's doin' 'at! Sauce!

''{Cut back to a nervous The Cheatbot.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Drumroll. The Visor Robot, the Grape Nuts Robot, and The Robot all stare.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' We love Sawman's Doin' 'at!

'''THE ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' YAAAAAAAAY!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hooray!

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' That means you're our new robot council leader!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{curious The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer, inside a The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, voice echoes}'' And that Car Lar... car alarm, is how The Cheat became our supreme robotic overlord. ''{angrily}'' Thanks for freakin' asking!

''{Strong Bad is compressed in a The Cheatbot shell. He jumps off his stool and strains as he shuffles across the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ooh... my neck-breaky... legbendum... spinefold.

''{The Cheatbot sits on a throne made from cans of Sawman's Doin' 'At sauce surrounded by the Council of Grayish Robots. Strong Bad shuffles up in his robot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Homestar also shuffles past compressed in a robot shell.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Coach Z is also shuffling around in a robot shell.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z-accented beeping noises}''

''{Strong Mad jumps in on one foot in a tiny robot shell.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BEEP! BOOP!

''{Cut to Humidibot rolling along dramatically. "Humidibot" appears in fancy bloody letters as death metal music plays.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{singing}'' Dark is the day of Humidibot! This is his actual theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. The CGI paper comes down. It reads >CGEEOW<}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eeow!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Disk Holder to see other things the Visor Robot does.
:''{Cut back to the dossier showing the Visor Robot.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And there was that sad period where he was selling personalized greetings.

:''{Cut to the Visor Robot, who faces the viewer.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Happy 50th Birthday, Joshua. I said Come On FhqwhJosh.

:''{Everybody to the Limit begins playing.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled: pronounces each i seperately}'' Si-i-i-i-igh.

*Click on the Lappier's plug to see a sample of the video game Saucegebra.
:''{Cut to a Videlectrix game Saucegebra.} A chef holding a pan asks "cups of cream?" SOLVE FOR SAUCE! blinks. A carton of cream flies in. The chef's belly inflates.}''

*Click on the Lappier's Screen to see Homestar Runner a thousand million years from now.

:''(An aged Homestar Runner sleeping on his bed under a glass cover. The broken Visor Robot assistant is on his drawer. A wake-up chime plays.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' Okay. That's your timer for a thousand million years, Homestar.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's all right. It's okay. There's something to live for.

:''{Cut back to show that Homestar's room is only a cutout suspended in outer space.}''

==YouTube Version==
*The YouTube description of this email is "Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate the mysterious robotic denizens of Free Country USA."
* The CGI Paper reads:<blockquote>>pretend here to email<<br/>>>strong bad<<</blockquote>
*A false autoplay image showing a chicken in a pan reads "Next Level Chicken in a Pan!! (Wait Until You See the Glass of Milk!)"
*The following Easter eggs play automatically:
**Visor Robot's greeting
**Saucegebra
**Aged Homestar

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Sriracha is a sauce made with chili peppers.
*Marsala is a type of wine produced in [[Italy]] commonly used for cooking.
*Masala is an [[Indian Food|Indian]] spice mix used in dishes such as chicken tikka masala.
*Hollandaise is a sauce made by blending butter and egg yolks.
*Béchamel sauce is a [[French]] sauce made by whisking warm milk, butter and flour.

===Trivia===
*The Robot is manufactured by Zobot Inc. His powers include 2 red dials and is able to lift (press) over 50 grapes.
*The Visor Robot's manufacturer is listed as "[[Made-Up Real Things|me]]?" His powers include "VOIP" (not the phone kind) and "human brain?".
*The Strong Bad Robot is manufactured by [[Bubs]]Tech. His powers include doing-sproings and spelling quiz.
*Humidibot's name is listed as "????" His manufacturer is HumidiTek. His powers are that he can identify himself 10 times a day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad claims he made this email up. Before, Strong Bad used to answer actual emails or tweets that fans had sent him.
*The silhouette on Humidibot's dossier is much more mysterious and ominous than Humidibot himself is, much like the running gag of Strong Bad's costume being more detailed than the others during the [[Halloween Teasers]].
*The Cheat's and Strong Bad's robot shells have mouths drawn on, while Homestar's, Coach Z's, and Strong Mad's robot shells do not.
*A thousand million years can also be expressed as a billion years.

===Inside References===
*"The walking metal robot, [[The Robot]]" was how [[The Announcer]] introduced the character in [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*The [[Visor Robot]] was seen doing commercials for [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*One of the Visor Robot's abilities is having a human brain, something Strong Sad made up in a story featured in [[Homestarloween Party]].
**Homestar calls the Visor Robot "fhqwh-bot" because of his appearance in [[Everybody to the Limit]], where he said, "Come On, [[Fhqwhgads]]."
**As another reference to the story in [[Homestarloween Party]], the King of Town refers to his [[ice cream]] as a Salisbury sundae.
*Homestar Runner's [[Grocery Lists|shopping list]] was full of the term "amazing thing" in [[love poems]].
*Lazy bean dolls are based on [[Large Bean]]. Plushes were sold at the gift shop at Strong Bad's haunted house/science museum in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*[[Larry Palaroncini]] is the lead singer of [[Limozeen]].
*"Doing-sproings" was a word used to describe a fan's burninated [[peasant]] costume in [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]].
*The Grape-Nuts Robot repeats lines he recited in [[personal favorites]], based on Strong Bad's lines in [[sisters]]: "Come back, [[Ali and Ali's Sister|Ali]]. Come back, Ali's sister."
*The Cheatbot was originally seen in [[technology]].
*The ATM from [[Experimental Film]] appears in full color.
*No Flav-o Toothpaste consists of a [[Words ending in -o|word ending in "-o"]].
*"Dentifrice" was a word used in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].
*[[Chicken]] in a pan with a glass of milk was considered an upsetting meal offering in [[slumber party]].
*The Cheat's [[blood]] is spilt when Strong Bad accidentally stabs him. Humidibot's names also drips blood.
*Saucegebra is similar to the [[Videlectrix]] game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*The aged Homestar Runner uses the design from the [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] commercial.

===Real-World References===
*The Visor Robot's VOIP is specified as "not the phone kind". {{w|Voice over IP|VoIP}} is an abbreviation of "Voice Over Internet Protocol," which handles phone calls made over an internet connection.
*The Visor Robot's sad personalized greeting period is a reference to the app {{w|Cameo (website)|Cameo}} where users can commission custom video greetings from celebrities.
*Old Homestar's line in the Easter egg is quote from the independent short film ''{{w|Coven (1997 film)|Coven}}''. The documentary ''{{w|American Movie}}'' showcased the troubled production of the low-budget film, including a memorable scene when the writer-director's aged uncle repeatedly struggles to recall and deliver his line "It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
**''American Movie'' was previously referenced in a [[Sketchbook]] illustration from [[#SK-2005-06-30|June 30, 2005]], which featured [[Strong Sad]] as {{w|Mike Schank}} (another prominent figure in the documentary).

==External Links==
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*[[HR:toons/sbemail-210-robots|watch "robots"]] as linked from the Toons menu

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Index Page Messages

It's dot com — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 01:24:22 GMT

It's dot com: add robots; assume today's date for items no longer on list (unverified); add back one that is still there (or has returned)

[[File:IndexPageMessages.png|thumb|200px|The index page messages.]]
Several brief '''messages''', consisting of thumbnail images and short text blurbs, appear on the [[index page]] of [[homestarrunner.com]]. These messages are sorted into two categories: "the latest styles", highlighting the most recent [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] updates, and "[[store]]", which advertises merchandise. Typically, five or six messages are shown in each category, which scroll automatically or can be navigated through by the viewer. Older updates are removed as new ones are added.

These sections were instated on [[Post-Flash Site Update|a December 31, 2020 site update]]. A "[[Social Media|social]]" section, containing an embedded timeline of [[@StrongBadActual]] tweets, was originally included as well. This section was removed on November 23, 2023.

Similar messages had been displayed in [[Index Page Footer|a footer on the index page]] from 2018 through the end of 2020. Prior to this, update messages had been [[Main Page Messages|featured on the main pages]] rather than the index page.

==The Latest Styles==
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| [[robots|new strong bad email]]
| deep unda cova
| November 24, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/a67c0fcb1c-1763400645/trogdorplush20205-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Homestar Anniversary Merch|new merch promo]]
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| November 17, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/b3afacdbf5-1755623094/store-sspaunchbaby-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Sad Paunch Baby|paunchbaby promo]]
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| August 19, 2025
| November 24, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/a07f6c40b3-1744821628/latest-back2awebsite-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Back To A Website|back 2 a website]]
| celebrating 25 dot coms!
| April 16, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/a78cdec725-1740505377/latest-ktcpromo-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Kick The Cheat Returns!|kick the cheat promo]]
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| February 25, 2025
| August 19, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/a17eafd246-1734379310/decemberweenvent24-thumbnail-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|decemberweenvent calendar]]
| youtube version is all remastered!
| December 16, 2024
| November 24, 2025
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| [[hr:media/site/ea9c1b0936-1732988809/latest-fanstume24-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fanstume (singular) '24|fanstume [singular] '24]]
| A 'stume for a 'stume
| November 30, 2024
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| [[hr:media/site/56374f6b62-1730323799/latest-pricklyscary-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[A Prickly Scary Short|new ween short]]
| Rafferty returns for the 'ween!
| October 30, 2024
| N/A
| {{linkbox|toons/a-prickly-scary-short|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/17e5200c62-1726860506/latest-zeenin-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Zeenin' Into The Night|new limozeen video]]
| Zeenin' Into The Night
| September 20, 2024
| November 24, 2025
| {{linkbox|toons/zeenin-into-the-night|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/79fbd462a8-1716599849/latest-roomx-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office|bonus unlockable roomisode]]
| starring Dangeresque Too!
| May 24, 2024
| September 20, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-roomx|view}}
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| [[hr:media/site/ff0d5fc69e-1710437039/latest-dangerlinux-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate|dangeresque on linux]]
| on sale for $4 on steam!
| March 14, 2024
| May 24, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-onlinux|view}}
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| [[hr:media/site/1c66bee582-1707865516/latest-newshort-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Front Facing|new short cartoon]]
| Horror in the snow!!
| February 13, 2024
| February 25, 2025
| {{linkbox|toons/frontfacing|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/ffd3ead700-1707865632/latest-main28-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Main Page 28|new main page]]
| Let it all slip away
| February 13, 2024
| Between October 14 and November 3, 2024
| {{linkbox|main/28|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/69f3d9c5c0-1700665297/latest-fanstumes23-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2023|fan 'stumes 2023]]
| fanstumes get The Show'd Up
| November 22, 2023
| November 30, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/fan-stumes-2023|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/952423e9e3-1698635766/latest-ween23-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[The Show: Ween Edition|the show: ween edition]]
| Guess that Misinterpretache!
| October 29, 2023
| October 30, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/hall-show-ween-toon|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/ffb7d99d73-1691763128/latest-triungulate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate|dangeresque game!]]
| OUT NOW on Steam and Itch
| August 11, 2023
| Mar 14, 2024
| {{linkbox|dangeresque-the-roomisode-triungulate|view}}
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| [[hr:media/site/0a45c5fcf6-1673623224/latest-trogday2023-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Happy 20th Trogday!|happy 20th trogday!]]
| Trogdor in Unreleased VGA Glory!
| January 13, 2023
| February 13, 2024
| {{linkbox|toons/happy-20th-trogday|watch}}
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| rowspan="2"|[[hr:media/site/0a9f1da951-1671889345/latest-adventcal24-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|decemberweenvent calendar]]
| 24 Days of Sheet Music & Sometimes Jokes!
| rowspan=24|December 1, 2022
| rowspan=24|February 13, 2024
| rowspan=24|{{linkbox|toons/decemberweenvent-calendar|watch}}
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-24|day 24 is a little toon!]]
| rowspan=16|Daily Decemberweenvent Calendar
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| rowspan=22|[[hr:media/site/d634373e70-1669873557/latest-adventcal-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-23|day 23 is trogdor. there i said it.]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-22|day 22 defies the laws of physics!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-21|day 21 is asking for a challenge!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-20|day 20 is not slicin' pies!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-19|where's day 19's cottage?!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-18|you better cut day 18 some!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-17|i'm so glad day 17 is not dead!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-16|day 16 loves ribbons!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-15|please rise for day 15!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-14|day 14 is the for-real deal!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-13|day thirteen girl squad!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-12|day 12, rock, rock on!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-11|day 11 has a very funjob!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-10|presembletatioms day 10!!]]
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar#Day-9|day 9 gets fluffety!]]
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|rowspan=6| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|daily decemberweenvent calendar]]
| DAY 8 of the sheet-musical calendar!
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| DAY 7 of the sheet-musical calendar!
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| DAY 6 of the sheet-musical calendar!
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| DAY 5 of the sheet-musical calendar!
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| DAY 4 of the musical calendar!
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| DAY 3 of the musical calendar!
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| [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|musical decemberweenvent calendar]]
| A different song every day thru 12/24
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| [[hr:media/site/31dbe9f776-1668875821/latest-fasnstumes22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|fan 'stumes 2022]]
| Upper Lip Man Forev!
| November 19, 2022
| October 29, 2023
| {{linkbox|toons/fanstumes2022|watch}}
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| [[hr:media/site/f042d189ff-1667790866/latest-ween21game-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hide & Seek|point n' click game]]
| Full Voice Update for $2!
| October 30, 2022
| August 11, 2023
| {{linkbox|halloween-hide-n-seek|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/aaef9effe7-1666581679/latest-ween22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|new halloween toon]]
| Old Toon, New DLC!
| October 23, 2022
| October 29, 2023
| {{watch|toons/ween22}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0320662870-1666292443/latest-onionbubs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|onion bubs imessage stickers]]
| Wreck Yer Texts!
| October 21, 2022
| October 30, 2022
| {{linkbox|onion-bubs-imessage-stickers|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/e72806f84d-1665697536/latest-ween22teaser-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser|2022 ween toon teaser]]
| N/A
| October 13, 2022
| October 23, 2022
| {{watch|ween22teaser}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/565dd835eb-1664755609/disk4of12-vampirescastlethumbnail-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle|disk 4 of 12 - vampire's castle]]
| See the game that inspired Thy Dungeonman
| September 27, 2022
| November 22, 2023
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-vampire-s-castle}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/aafd2c214f-1651511764/latest-strongplay-beefreverser-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser|strong-play: beef reverser]]
| SB goes for 100% Face Melt!
| May 2, 2022
| December 1, 2022
| {{watch|toons/strong-play-marzipan-beef-reverser}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/b3e88f9c10-1660831033/sbemail-sbemail209-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[parenting|new strong bad email #209]]
| Strong Bad raises a bag of pudding!
| April 1, 2022
| December 16, 2024
| {{watch|toons/strong-bad-email-209-parenting}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/c3eb4e398a-1648748949/latest-diapersunrise-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[diaper sunrise]]
| Homestar finally loses it!
| March 31, 2022
| November 19, 2022
| {{watch|toons/diaper-sunrise}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/7ce0d42b91-1644006591/games-trogday-22-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor Micro Game|trogdor gameboy game!]]
| A little game for a big day!
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| May 2, 2022
| {{linkbox|trogday-micro-game|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/de37fc32f8-1638299410/latest-fanstumes2021-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|fan costumes 2021]]
| Lookit these awesome fan creations and listen to Strong Bad be's mean to them!
| November 30, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{watch|toons/fan-stumes-2021}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/85b0bc7b2d-1635554606/ween21-screenshot-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hide & Seek|new halloween thing]]
| The 2021 Ween Toon is a playable game!
| October 29, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{linkbox|halloween-hide-n-seek|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/59c4838b09-1635350898/menu-jibbliesnews-640x-q90.gif|Image]]
| [[Action Cool News-oween Report|news-oween report]]
| The Jibblies Painting made real!
| October 27, 2021
| September 27, 2022
| {{watch|toons/newsoween}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/5ab7ded229-1628262974/menu-worldgames-crop-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games|disk 4 of 12 - world games]]
| Strong Bad goes for bronze!
| August 6, 2021
| October 13, 2022
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-world-games}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1a9d198981-1621002700/latest-friendendum-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum|disk 4 of 12 - friendendum]]
| Strong Bad gets Sea Battle working!
| May 14, 2021
| August 6, 2021
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-friendendum}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6a208c3742-1613153669/latest-disk4of12-friendly-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare|disk 4 of 12 - friendlyware]]
| Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games!
| February 12, 2021
| May 14, 2021
| {{watch|toons/disk-4-of-12-friendlyware}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/9dd4f61572-1610514255/newmain-main27-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Main Page 27|new main page!]]
| Celebrate Trogday with Peasant Homestar
| January 13, 2021
| November 30, 2021
| {{watch|main/27}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/02d9e7966a-1660831033/news-ruffleupdate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Post-Flash Site Update#Post-Flash Update Notice|post-flash update]]
| What happened our website?!
| December 31, 2020
| Between November 14 and 18, 2024
| {{linkbox|post-flash-update|read}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/5814aabac4-1609254274/latest-stinkointro-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic|stinkoman cinematic]]
| SmallBu's Intro Cinematic in HD!
| December 31, 2020
| October 29, 2021
| {{watch|toons/stinkoman-intro-cinematic}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/edf5c89de9-1609450077/menu-fanstumes20-640x-q90.gif|Image]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|fanstumes 2020]]
| Strong Bad bites the 'stumes that feed him.
| December 31, 2020
| October 27, 2021
| {{watch|toons/fan-stumes-2020}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/16d0f1176f-1609450509/toons-ween20-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Halloween Hijinks|halloween hijinks]]
| This year's ween toon is weird!
| December 31, 2020
| February 12, 2021
| {{watch|toons/halloween-hijinks}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/49f8f921c4-1609452794/latest-talkinsb2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial|talkin' strong bad]]
| A real live plush toy from Fangamer!
| December 31, 2020
| January 13, 2021
| {{watch|toons/talkin-strong-bad}}
|}

===Old Crap Corner===
Old [[Crap]] Corner is for "{{prs|1351224674890493954|18|Jan|2021|alt=highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw}}". When active, it takes up one "slide" of the Latest Styles section, and uses the same format as the other entries, except each one is listed under "old crap corner" instead of its actual title.

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| [[hr:media/site/861bf633e7-1634411934/oldcrap-punkinstencils-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Punkin Stencils|Punkin Stencils w/ Commentary & Easter Egg!]]
| October 16, 2021
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| {{watch|ween-stencils}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4353473e3f-1617032340/oldcrap-eggs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Eggs (toon)|That Weird Egg Thing From Like 2001]]
| March 29, 2021
| October 16, 2021
| {{watch|eggs}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/152d95b49d-1614004093/occ-flashday-640x-q90.png|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Flash's 10th Birthday|Flash 10th Birthday Wishes]]
| February 22, 2021
| March 29, 2021
| {{watch|flashday}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6989530a66-1612805591/oldcrap-valentines-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Ancient Valentine Cards#Old Crap Corner Page|Ancient Valentine Cards]]
| February 8, 2021
| February 22, 2021
| {{linkbox|old-valentines|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ce8fc69208-1612197796/oldcrap-needlepoint-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Needlepernt|Failed Cross-Stitch Feature]]
| February 1, 2021
| February 8, 2021
| {{watch|needlepoint}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1f442dffef-1611581987/oldcrap-yearbook-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Yearbook Character Page|Yearbook Characters Page]]
| January 26, 2021
| February 1, 2021
| {{watch|yearbook}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/1be6f92e4c-1610990672/oldcrap-intro2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Old Everybody Intro|Old Website Intro]]
| Between January 14 and 18, 2021
| January 26, 2021
| {{watch|intro2}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3df5a4b5c8-1610491606/oldcrap-mainking-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[King of Town Main Page|Secret KOT Main Page]]
| January 13, 2021
| Between January 14 and 18, 2021
| {{watch|mainking}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/2d20de250f-1609534823/oldcrap-nonsequitur-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| old crap corner
| [[Non-Sequitur Champion|Results of the Non-Sequitur Champeenship]]
| January 2, 2021
| January 13, 2021
| {{watch|toons/non-sequitur-champion}}
|}

==Store==
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|-
|[[hr:media/site/e14afb0668-1763400724/store-trogplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor plush
|he's like 16 inches tall!
| November 17, 2025
|N/A
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/trogdor-plush|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/c0ee90e4ce-1763401207/store-cards-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|homestar playing cards
|Different Art on each card!
| November 17, 2025
|N/A
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-cards|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/da4d3793d2-1763401251/store-trogpolo-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor polo
|burninate biz cas fri
| November 17, 2025
|N/A
|{{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/trogdor-polo|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/2f4f1700f2-1763401293/store-3shirts-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|classic shirts
|screen-printed! not print-on-demand!
| November 17, 2025
|N/A
|<small>[https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner?filter.p.product_type=T-Shirts view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/99d9857c8e-1755623166/store-allplushes-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|plushes galore
|fun in the living room
| August 19, 2025
|November 17, 2025
|<small>[https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner?filter.p.product_type=Plushes view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/9998dfbe36-1752599981/store-trogsaleminis-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|trogdor!! the board game
|ten bucks cheaper
| rowspan=3 |July 16, 2025
|N/A
|<small>[https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version?variant=33313739997272 view]</small>
|-
|[[hr:media/site/c6fb336632-1751310146/store-triungulate-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|dangeresque steam game
|The Roomisode Triungulate
|November 17, 2025
|{{linkbox|https://store.steampowered.com/app/2442020/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate/|view|fullurl}}
|-
|[[hr:media/site/325dba76c1-1751308360/store-3plushes-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|fangamer plushes
|Buy one up so great!
|August 19, 2025
|
|-
|[[hr:media/site/fa613f2e9f-1744903178/store-back2websitesong2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
|get the new #1 jam
|also available on all the music steamins
|April 16, 2025
|November 17, 2025
|{{linkbox|https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-a-website|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3754c7bae9-1740505439/store-kickthecheat-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| kick the cheat plush!
| Re-Populated!
| February 25, 2025
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/kick-the-cheat-plush|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/9dab953402-1728623258/store-sbpins-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| strong bros pins
|
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| February 25, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-pin-set-combo|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0df483d94b-1726861118/store-zeenalbum-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Archive'd n' Live'd|limozeen album]]
| Limozeen Archives Plus a Live Show!
| September 20, 2024
| November 17, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/album/archived-n-lived|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/34fe9f915f-1726860632/store-zeenshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| limozeen t-shirt
| Heart of a Lion, Wings of a Bat
| September 20, 2024
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/heart-of-a-lion-wings-of-a-ba|visit|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/936d183bb2-1716310973/store-puppetplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[homestar puppet plush]]
| Includes your terrible Homestar impression!
| May 21, 2024
| July 16, 2025
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-plush-puppet|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/8ce253a32e-1707865690/store-yondertshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#T-Shirts|yonder website t-shirt]]
| Characters 1 and 2
| February 13, 2024
| September 20, 2024
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/yonder-website|visit|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/f5de69464c-1700169291/store-deletedpin-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#pin_deleted|deleted lenticular pin]]
|
| Between November 16 and 19, 2023
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-email-pin|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/6b012f0c30-1698619641/store-coolglasses-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#dangeresque_cool_glasses|cool, cool plush glasses]]
| Fits all type-a plushes!
| October 29, 2023
| May 21, 2024
| {{linkbox|collections/new-and-featured/products/homestar-runner-dangeresques-cool-cool-glasses|visit|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/dca7a4697e-1660831033/store-trogboard-backinstock-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor! The Board Game|trogboard!!]]
| Game and Expansion back in stock
| August 11, 2023
| Between October 9 and 11, 2024
| {{linkbox||visit|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/a7b70bd1c5-1679670360/store-imess5-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|new imessage stickers]]
| HSR and Teen Girl Squad Packs
| March 24, 2023
| August 11, 2023
| {{linkbox|new-imessage-stickers|view}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4e5b8fcba0-1667791153/store-50offsale-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Store|50% off sale]]
| Everything in our Shopify Store is HALF OFF!
| October 30, 2022
| December 7, 2022
| {{linkbox||visit|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/0320662870-1666292443/latest-onionbubs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers|onion bubs imessage stickers]]
| Wreck yer texts for 99 cents!
| October 30, 2022
| March 24, 2023
| {{linkbox|https://apps.apple.com/us/app/onion-bubs-stickers/id1644397256|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/73632208c7-1660831033/store-glassestgs2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#Home & Office|collector's glasses and stationery!]]
| Teen Girl Squad Stationery and Drink em Ups!
| May 24, 2022
| Between November 16 and 19, 2023
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/34302c7381-1651512891/store-expando-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck|new expansion deck!]]
| Add-on deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game
| May 2, 2022
| December 7, 2022
| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/trogdor-the-board-game-expando-deck-magicks-and-mergencies|view|myshopify}}
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/dde083a327-1660831033/store-sbsings-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_strong_bad_sings|strong bad sings on vinyl!]]
| Finally Back in Stock!
| April 5, 2022
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_strong_bad_sings|strong bad sings on vinyl]]
| Finally Vinyl-y!
| Between October 8 and November 3, 2024
| Between November 14 and 18, 2024
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/dca7a4697e-1644005116/store-trogboard-backinstock-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game|trogdor! the board game]]
| Back in stock!
| Between February 2 and 5, 2022
| Between November 5 and 7, 2022
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game|trogdor!! the board game]]
|
|Between November 14 and 18, 2024
|July 16, 2025
|-
|rowspan=2| [[hr:media/site/8945940afb-1637002816/store-fgholiday-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| fangamer holiday merch!
|rowspan=2| Beanies! Scarves! Lenticular Pins!
|rowspan=2| November 15, 2021
|rowspan=2| May 24, 2022
|rowspan=2| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| new fangamer merch!
|-
| [[hr:media/site/4b5d97fc29-1637003358/store-dweensweatshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#tshirt_Decemberween_TS|decemberween sweatshirt]]
| Ring in the D'ween!
| November 15, 2021
| Between February 1 and 5, 2022
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/decemberween-sweat-er-shirt|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/2f44664ce9-1624392145/store-20x6vs1926-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| new fangamer shirts & pin
| It's 20X6 vs. 1936!
| Between June 22 and 24, 2021
| November 15, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3718b87c0b-1660831033/store-sbplush2-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Talking Plush|talkin' strong bad plush]]
| BackNStock! Ready2Talk!
| May 14, 2021
| October 29, 2023
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-plush-talking|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/c2a1a79b28-1616693272/store-eelsedvd-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set|everything else 3-disc dvd set]]
| The non-SBEmail stuff from 2000-2008!
| March 25, 2021
| October 30, 2022
| {{linkbox|products/copy-of-strong-bad-emails-1-200-six-disc-set|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/7f59112712-1616693678/store-slipmat-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#vinyl_slipmat_dj_teh_cheat|dj teh cheat vinyl slipmat]]
| Trick out your turntable! Design by Nina Matsumoto
| March 25, 2021
| May 14, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/dj-cheat-slipmat-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/3f3485f09c-1616692139/store-sbsingscd-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|strong bad sings cd]]
| The original release on a very compact-type disc!
| March 25, 2021
| Between June 22 and 24, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/dde083a327-1660831033/store-sbsings-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|strong bad sings on vinyl!]]
| The #1 Jams of 2003 now on WAX!
| February 23, 2021
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/20ae4daf83-1611679497/store-sbplush-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Talking Plush|talkin' strong bad plush]]
| Back in stock! Likes to talk!
| January 26, 2021
| February 23, 2021
| {{linkbox|products/strong-bad-plush-talking|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/d305dcfe93-1610994203/store-pins-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Shopify Store Other Items#pin_set|enamel pin set]]
| Set of 4! Could U ask 4 more?
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| Between November 14 and 15, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/frontpage/products/enamel-pin-set|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/ea8a0a891a-1610991282/store-everybodyshirt-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#tshirt_everybody_everybody|everybody t-shirt!]]
| Cool t-shirt with ALL the dumb animal characters!
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-chawacters-shirt|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/78f57c57b9-1609535550/store-6discset-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set|sbemail 6-disc dvd set]]
| The first 200 sbemails on DVD
| December 31, 2020
| March 25, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/dvds/products/strong-bad-6-disc-dvd-set-sb-emails-1-200|view|myshopify}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/61f57bb670-1609440576/store-embwoid-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Fangamer#hoodie_homestar_embwoidered|embwoidered hoodie]]
| Celebrate the Kids Book's 25th bday!
| December 31, 2020
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
| {{linkbox|collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-embroidered-hoodie|view|fangamer}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/d9b6f6d0ed-1609535562/store-mugs-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Teespring#Mugs|all up in these mugs!]]
| Mugs for all your fave hot liquidities!
| December 31, 2020
| January 26, 2021
| {{linkbox|https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/mugs|view|fullurl}}
|-
| [[hr:media/site/32f699edc0-1609440014/store-charmeeps-640x-q90.jpg|Image]]
| [[Shopify Store Other Items#hsr_meeples|character meeples]]
| Wooden meeps of the main 12!
| December 31, 2020
| Between January 14 and 20, 2021
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:202px;"><div class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;border-bottom:1px #CCC solid;margin-bottom:4px;padding-bottom:4px">[[hr:sbemails|Strong Bad Email menu]]</div>[[File:LappierEmail.png|200px|Strong Bad checks his email.]]<div style="padding-top:4px">Strong Bad checks his email.</div></div></div>
'''Strong Bad Email''' (frequently abbreviated as '''sbemail''') is a feature in which [[Strong Bad]] answers an email sent by a real-world fan. Arguably the most recognizable feature of [[homestarrunner.com|the site]], it is [[First Time Here?|occasionally joked]] that its success has led to Strong Bad becoming the most popular character in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] series {{--}} even surpassing [[Homestar Runner]] himself.

A typical email opens with Strong Bad humorously mocking [[Poorly Written Emails|the spelling and grammar of the sender]], then transitioning to an anecdote or scheme related to a question asked by the email, concluding with Strong Bad returning to his computer to finalize his typed response. Strong Bad Emails include numerous [[Easter egg]]s and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen; many feature satirical views of aspects of popular culture such as [[japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoons]], [[video games]], and [[theme song|TV show theme songs]]. Originally introduced in 2001 as a small feature with brief animations, the responses gradually expanded in scope to establish numerous [[inside jokes]], [[running gags]], and [[catch phrases]]. Full-fledged [[Strong Bad Email spin-offs]] include [[Trogdor]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], [[20X6]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Hremails]], the secondary character [[Senor Cardgage]], and even main character [[Homsar]].

Strong Bad Email had historically been the most frequently updated feature of [[homestarrunner.com]], with a new email being added to [[Strong Bad Email Menu|the menu]] most Mondays from [[2002]] through [[2008]]. The pace of releases slowed after [[email thunder|the 200th email]] in September 2008. Creative duo [[the Brothers Chaps]] took a self-imposed break at the bicentennial, returning to sbemail production in late 2009. Soon after this, Homestar Runner entered into an extended [[hiatus]] from 2010 through 2014; nowadays, as the site is updated irregularly, multi-year gaps are now common between sbemails and a new one is typically prompted by a special event or circumstance. The [[social media]] account [[@StrongBadActual]] has since become the main format for the character to respond to and otherwise interact with fans.

==Strong Bad Emails==


===[[Lappier]] Era===
''(April 2015 {{-}} present)''<br>
<blockquote class="lappy email menu">
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
210 - [[robots]]<br>
209 - [[parenting]]<br>
208 - [[the next april fools thing]]<br>
207 - [[too cool]]<br>
206 - [[sbemail 206]]<br>
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</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Compé]] Era===
''(August 2009 {{-}} October 2009)''<br>
<blockquote class="compe email menu" style="background:url(/images/thumb/e/e3/compeBackCatalog.png/800px-compeBackCatalog.png) no-repeat bottom;">
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
205. [[videography]]<br>
204. [[dictionary]]<br>
203. [[independent]]<br>
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</autocolumn>
</table>
<div class="overlay"></div>
</blockquote>

===[[Corpy NT6]] Transition===
''(July 2009)''
<blockquote class="corpy email menu">
<div id="subject">Corpy Remote Work Email - NO PERSONAL EMAILS!</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
202. [[imaginary]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
<div style="padding: 0.2em;background:#08089C"></div>
</blockquote>

===[[Lappy 486]] Era===
''(November 2004 {{-}} June 2009)''
<blockquote class="lappy email menu">
<div>subject: sb_email menu</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
201. [[hremail 3184]]<br>
200. [[email thunder]]<br>
199. [[being mean]]<br>
198. [[magic trick]]<br>
197. [[your edge]]<br>
196. [[hiding]]<br>
195. [[love poems]]<br>
194. [[specially marked]]<br>
193. [[rated]]<br>
192. [[shapeshifter]]<br>
191. [[buried]]<br>
190. [[licensed]]<br>
189. [[pet show]]<br>
188. [[fan club]]<br>
187. [[winter pool]]<br>
186. [[environment]]<br>
185. [[nightlife]]<br>
184. [[diorama]]<br>
183. [[yes, wrestling]]<br>
182. [[business trip]]<br>
181. [[web comics]]<br>
180. [[slumber party]]<br>
179. [[pizza joint]]<br>
178. [[bike thief]]<br>
177. [[original]]<br>
176. [[hygiene]]<br>
175. [[concert]]<br>
174. [[mini-golf]]<br>
173. [[the paper]]<br>
172. [[more armies]]<br>
171. [[underlings]]<br>
170. [[rough copy]]<br>
169. [[from work]]<br>
168. [[your funeral]]<br>
167. [[the movies]]<br>
166. [[unnatural]]<br>
165. [[strong badathlon]]<br>
164. [[looking old]]<br>
163. [[what i want]]<br>
162. [[the chair]]<br>
161. [[4 branches]]<br>
160. [[coloring]]<br>
159. [[retirement]]<br>
158. [[cliffhangers]]<br>
157. [[trading cards]]<br>
156. [[road trip]]<br>
155. [[theme song]]<br>
154. [[keep cool]]<br>
153. [[redesign]]<br>
152. [[isp]]<br>
151. [[senior prom]]<br>
150. [[alternate universe]]<br>
149. [[candy product]]<br>
148. [[disconnected]]<br>
147. [[lady fan]]<br>
146. [[pop-up]]<br>
145. [[myths & legends]]<br>
144. [[narrator]]<br>
143. [[technology]]<br>
142. [[secret identity]]<br>
141. [[death metal]]<br>
140. [[high school]]<br>
139. [[portrait]]<br>
138. [[space program]]<br>
137. [[bedtime story]]<br>
136. [[geddup noise]]<br>
135. [[lady...ing]]<br>
134. [[record book]]<br>
133. [[bottom 10]]<br>
132. [[modeling]]<br>
131. [[boring (really)]]<br>
130. [[do over]]<br>
129. [[garage sale]]<br>
128. [[rampage]]<br>
127. [[long pants]]<br>
126. [[best thing]]<br>
125. [[rock opera]]<br>
124. [[secret recipes]]<br>
123. [[origins]]<br>
122. [[dreamail]]<br>
121. [[part-time job]]<br>
120. [[radio]]<br>
119. [[animal]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Compy 386]] Era===
''(September 2002 {{-}} November 2004)''

<blockquote class="compy email menu">Volume in drive C: has no label<br>
Directory of C:\sbemail\updated somedays<br>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
118. [[virus]]<br>
117. [[montage]]<br>
116. [[extra plug]]<br>
115. [[time capsule]]<br>
114. [[the facts]]<br>
113. [[pizzaz]]<br>
112. [[old comics]]<br>
111. [[other days]]<br>
110. [[for kids]]<br>
109. [[crying]]<br>
108. [[pom pom]]<br>
107. [[cheatday]]<br>
106. [[dangeresque 3]]<br>
105. [[replacement]]<br>
104. [[theme park]]<br>
103. [[haircut]]<br>
102. [[lunch special]]<br>
101. [[car]]<br>
100. [[flashback]]<br>
99. [[different town]]<br>
98. [[stupid stuff]]<br>
97. [[monument]]<br>
96. [[lackey]]<br>
95. [[the bet]]<br>
94. [[video games]]<br>
93. [[army]]<br>
92. [[kind of cool]]<br>
91. [[caffeine]]<br>
90. [[colonization]]<br>
89. [[local news]]<br>
88. [[couch patch]]<br>
87. [[mile]]<br>
86. [[no loafing]]<br>
85. [[2 years]]<br>
84. [[kids' book]]<br>
83. [[labor day]]<br>
82. [[impression]]<br>
81. [[date]]<br>
80. [[stunt double]]<br>
79. [[the process]]<br>
78. [[anything]]<br>
77. [[suntan]]<br>
76. [[sibbie]]<br>
75. [[funny]]<br>
74. [[privileges]]<br>
73. [[mascot]]<br>
72. [[crazy cartoon]]<br>
71. [[2 emails]]<br>
70. [[big white face]]<br>
69. [[personal favorites]]<br>
68. [[caper]]<br>
67. [[autobiography]]<br>
66. [[the show]]<br>
65. [[unused emails]]<br>
64. [[english paper]]<br>
63. [[fingers]]<br>
62. [[interview]]<br>
61. [[monster truck]]<br>
60. [[huttah!]]<br>
59. [[marzipan]]<br>
58. [[dragon]]<br>
57. [[japanese cartoon]]<br>
56. [[current status]]<br>
55. [[cheat talk]]<br>
54. [[morning routine]]<br>
53. [[comic]]<br>
52. [[island]]<br>
51. [[website]]<br>
50. [[50 emails]]<br>
49. [[theme party]]<br>
48. [[ghosts]]<br>
47. [[new hands]]<br>
46. [[your friends]]<br>
45. [[techno]]<br>
44. [[lures & jigs]]<br>
43. [[little questions]]<br>
42. [[action figure]]<br>
41. [[invisibility]]<br>
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

===[[Tandy 400]] Era===
''(August 2001 {{-}} September 2002)''
<blockquote class="tandy email menu">
<div style="border:none;background:none;text-align:center;padding-left:17%"><u> FILENAME </u> - <span style="color: orange">updated mondays</span></div>
<table class="emailgreenlinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
40. [[vacation]]<br>
39. [[property of ones]]<br>
38. [[helium]]<br>
37. [[dullard]]<br>
36. [[guitar]]<br>
35. [[sisters]]<br>
34. [[weird dream]]<br>
33. [[gimmicks]]<br>
32. [[flag day]]<br>
31. [[sugarbob]]<br>
30. [[12:00]]<br>
29. [[superhero name]]<br>
28. [[1 step ahead]]<br>
27. [[3 wishes]]<br>
26. [[CGNU]]<br>
25. [[super powers]]<br>
24. [[the bird]]<br>
23. [[little animal]]<br>
22. [[sb_email 22]]<br>
21. [[cartoon]]<br>
20. [[spring cleaning]]<br>
19. [[tape-leg]]<br>
18. [[stand-up]]<br>
17. [[studying]]<br>
16. [[band names]]<br>
15. [[the basics]]<br>
14. [[duck pond]]<br>
13. [[i she be]]<br>
12. [[credit card]]<br>
11. [[i rule]]<br>
10. [[trevor the vampire]]<br>
9. [[i love you]]<br>
8. [[brianrietta]]<br>
7. [[halloweener]]<br>
6. [[depressio]]<br>
5. [[making out]]<br>
4. [[homestar hair]]<br>
3. [[butt IQ]]<br>
2. [[homsar]]<br>
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

== History ==
:''See also [[Timeline of Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad#Character Design and Conception|Strong Bad Character Design and Conception]]''

[[Strong Bad]] is one of the oldest [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters, created alongside [[Homestar Runner|the title character]] for ''[[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]'' in 1996. Though created as an antagonist, [[the Brothers Chaps]] were realizing that he was "probably the most interesting character" as early as the release of [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] in 2000;{{ref|1}} his humorous villainy and [[Strong Bad Losing His Edge|ultimately mild insults]] swiftly led to him becoming became a fan favorite and [[TVTropes:Main/BreakoutCharacter|breakout character]] as well.{{ref|1}}{{ref|2}} Also around this time, the brothers were exploring the narrative potential of the characters in toons like [[A Jorb Well Done]] and new series formats like [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine]].{{ref|2}} This led to the Chaps deciding to give Strong Bad "his own little feature": answering emails from fans.{{ref|27}}

===The first sbemails (2001)===
[[File:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The first Strong Bad Email toon was [[some kinda robot]], released August 22, 2001.]]
An [[email]] address to contact the Chaps was listed on the site from its earliest days (it would be removed in late 2015). As of a few months before the launch of Strong Bad's email account, the brothers were typically receiving "five or ten mails a day" from fans;{{ref|3}} one such fan had been [[Abdi LaRue]]. Requiring an email for Strong Bad to reply to, the Brothers Chaps reached out to LaRue: informing them of Strong Bad's then-new email address and suggesting they send him an email.{{ref|4}} Abdi's email (inquiring if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves when sleeping) was answered August 22, 2001 in the first Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]].

<blockquote>'''THE BROTHERS CHAPS:''' Strong Bad Emails were meant to be a really short thing to occupy the space between our longer cartoons. But they ended up turning Strong Bad into one of the most interesting characters.{{ref|5}}</blockquote>

The original idea had been to write a reply from Strong Bad to every email he received, with one selected each week that would be voiced, animated, and posted on the website; this plan was almost immediately abandoned,{{ref|7}}{{ref|8}} with the volume of responses (fifteen emails a day) immediately recognized as too much to deal with.{{ref|7}} Even emails that were selected would not receive a reply, with the sender only realizing they'd been chosen upon viewing the resultant toon.

Sbemails were initially envisioned as a simple and short feature,{{ref|5}} in the manner of a farcical {{w|advice column}}.{{ref|6}} Early sbemails typically ran for a minute or less, and frequently would only feature Strong Bad typing at his computer. At this point, both brothers still had full-time jobs{{ref|2}}{{ref|8}} and lived in different states ([[Mike]] in Georgia, [[Matt]] in New York),{{ref|2}}{{ref|3}} necessitating a split production. Mike, who worked freelance and had more free time,{{ref|2}}{{ref|3}} would animate while Matt provided voices; writing duties were shared between the two.{{ref|3}} Some early entries had no script, with Matt simply reading through then riffing on a fan's email and sending the resultant audio file to Mike for animation.{{ref|6}}{{ref|9}}{{ref|10}}

Sbemails, much like the rest of [[HomestarRunner.com]], were not being updated on a set schedule at this point: they were released on varying days of the week, usually with over a week elapsing between them. A total of seven email toons were released in [[2001]].

===Weekly schedule (2002{{-}}2008)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' I'd been living in New York, and then I moved back [to Georgia] and we decided "Hey, let's start doing something every week." We'd done a few Strong Bad Emails at that point, but we decided "that's the easiest thing we could do. We could do one of those a week." So that was 2002 {{--}} I feel like just the weekly updating of Strong Bad Emails was really when [the site's popularity] started to go crazy.{{ref|11}}</blockquote>

[[Image:sbemail45.PNG|thumb|left|[[techno]] (released in 2002) was a particularly popular entry among the early emails.]]
[[2002]] was a significant year for Homestar Runner. Matt moved back to Georgia, with the brothers sharing an apartment, and now that they could collaborate in-person they strove to dedicate more time to the website. The then-simple Strong Bad Email toons were selected as something that could be done every week.{{ref|11}} The email that established this weekly pace was [[brianrietta]]{{ref|10}} on January 10, 2002; the subsequent email, [[i love you]] (released January 14), standardized the practice of releasing a new sbemail every Monday. As a result of this schedule (most site updates that year were Strong Bad Emails), the website's popularity gradually increased as the months passed.{{ref|5}}{{ref|12}} By September, rising [[store]] income allowed both Chapman brothers to leave their other jobs and work full-time on Homestar Runner.{{ref|12}}{{ref|13}}

The 2002 emails [[guitar]] and [[techno]] were particularly popular, influencing the brothers to select emails that could focus on humorously disparaging specific niches.{{ref|11}} A common inquiry {{--}} addressed on the [[FAQ]] page and its [[Email FAQ|predecessor]] {{--}} was whether the emails Strong Bad answers were genuinely sent by fans: they all are,{{ref|2}}{{ref|7}} with the exception of [[mile]] (which was purportedly [[Powered by The Cheat|made up]] by [[The Cheat]]).

Strong Bad Email viewership surged over the next several years. At the beginning of 2003, Strong Bad was receiving hundreds of emails a day{{ref|7}} {{--}} this figure would increase to 2,000{{-}}5,000 within mere months,{{ref|6}} and remained at this level for years. The deluge of messages peaked in summer of 2003 at nearly 8,000 a day{{ref|6}} (with the caveat that a significant portion was simply {{w|Email spam|spam}}).{{ref|14}} Mondays in 2003 were seeing nearly 300,000 visitors coming to the site to watch the new sbemail,{{ref|13}} compared to 200,000 on other days.{{ref|15}}

Though the brothers had hoped to add another weekly feature,{{ref|2}}{{ref|9}} the demands of running [[Harmless Junk, Inc.|their own business]] restricted their time.{{ref|9}}{{ref|16}} Additionally, as Strong Bad Emails continued to increase in runtime and complexity, their production took away from opportunities to make other types of cartoons;{{ref|15}} the Chaps estimated that "at least 60 to 70 percent" of the site's updates were sbemails.{{ref|17}} However, they did not feel limited by the popularity of the series, with Matt reflecting that "when we feel Strong Bad Emails are getting old, we can quickly jump into something else."{{ref|18}} The toon [[Sbemailiarized!]], released in 2009, joked that the difference between sbemails and other cartoons on the site was "not all that much!"

====Milestones====
[[File:Doppelgangers.png|thumb|Sesquicentenn-email, 2005! ...I{{--}}I mean six.]]
Emails that reached a centenary milestone, or a significant division thereof, often focused on (or at least made note of) the landmark. Thus far, five emails have commemorated a significant number of emails; several of these had been teased with an additional toon released the week prior that played off viewers' anticipation.

*'''50:''' [[50 emails]] {{--}} Strong Bad attempts to check 50 emails in honor of his 50th email-check, but only succeeds in answering three.
*'''100:''' [[flashback]] {{--}} The email is presented in "[[Widescreen|wiiidescreeeen]]". [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and [[Limozeen]] congratulate him on his 100th email (although Homestar absentmindedly wishes him a "happy 100th birthday" instead). The [[Compy]] presents Strong Bad with a congratulatory screen indicating that he has checked 100 emails, and Strong Bad celebrates by saying "email" 100 times.
**[[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]] {{--}} Viewers hoping to see email 100 before its official release are teased by Strong Bad.
*'''125:''' [[rock opera]] {{--}} Strong Bad performs a rock opera featuring scenes and at least one word from all of his previous emails.
*'''150:''' [[alternate universe]] {{--}} Strong Bad visits alternate universes featuring [[Strong Bad#Variations|different versions of himself]]; they all form a {{w|Supergroup (music)|supergroup}} to sing a ballad commemorating the "sesquicentennemail".
**[[Sbemail 150?!?]] {{--}} Strong Sad trys to convince Strong Bad to check a 150th email, proposing a storyboard for it.
*'''200:''' [[email thunder]] {{--}} [[The Poopsmith]] breaks his vow of silence to sing a grand fanfare (by [[They Might Be Giants]]). The email also ends with a screen listing the first 200 emails.
**[[Place Ya Bets!]] {{--}} [[The Deleteheads]] speculate on what will happen in email 200.
**[[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]] {{--}} The Deleteheads camp out at the URL for the 200th email.

===Bicentennial and Break (2008{{-}}2009)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' 200 was a nice round number to take a break from [Strong Bad Email] and do other stuff on the website.{{ref|19}}</blockquote>

[[File:HomestarRuinerWiiChannelBanner.png|thumb|left|[[SBCG4AP Intros|"I've got ''other'' plans for the Lappy today."]]]]
The milestone of 200 emails was reached on September 23, 2008 with [[email thunder]]. The narrative of this cartoon quickly shifts from celebrating Strong Bad's achievement to the surprising reveal of [[Homestar Runner]]'s competing email show {{--}} [[hremails]] {{--}} which have been running parallel with sbemails. Though the toon ends with Strong Bad gleefully destroying Homestar's computer, the coming months would see the release of additional hremails and other cartoons while the Brothers Chaps took a pause from producing more sbemails. In interviews, the brothers expressed that this hiatus was taken to vary their output and that, though they were enjoying the change, this did not necessarily signal the end of sbemails.{{ref|17}}{{ref|19}}

Another landmark in 2008 was the release of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'', produced by [[Telltale Games]] in partnership with the Brothers Chaps (the [[Firsts|first time]] Homestar Runner had been licensed out to a third party). This five-part {{w|episodic video game}} centered around Strong Bad's adventures, kicked off by answering emails in the manner of the site's toons (notably, these emails were created by Telltale's writers rather than sent by fans);{{ref|20}} each game also featured additional, optional emails the player could guide Strong Bad to read, respond to, or delete. Though the release of the game's episodes overlapped with sbemails going on hiatus, the brothers were quick to specify that the decision to pause sbemail production was not a result of the ''SBCG4AP'' workload.{{ref|19}}

Strong Bad Emails returned in 2009, with Strong Bad reclaiming the fanmail format from Homestar in [[hremail 3184]] on June 30. Four more emails were subsequently produced, albeit now at a monthly rate rather than the previous weekly pace. The 205th email, [[videography]], was released October 5, 2009; though this toon was not particularly noteworthy or conclusive on its own, it would prove to be the last email for over five years.

===The Big Hiatus (2010{{-}}2013)===
{{seemain|Hiatuses}}
[[File:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|[[sbemail206]] was {{prs|174295231376785409|27|Feb|2012|site=ronginald|alt=first teased}} more than three years before its eventual completion.]]

Updates to HomestarRunner.com began to slow in [[H*R.com updates 2009|late 2009]], quickly and dramatically dropping to where [[H*R.com updates 2010|only three toons were produced in 2010]]. The site entered an extended hiatus in 2011, with no new toons for over three years.

During this hiatus, Matt occasionally posted to his Twitter account [[@ronginald]]. He affirmed that the site would continue to be updated "[[@ronginald#18185|forever! just sporadically and without warning]]", and hinted that [[sbemail 206|a new Strong Bad Email]] could be released "{{prs|174295231376785409|27|Feb|2012|site=ronginald|alt=Someday, when you least expect it...}}".

===Modern Era (2015{{-}}present)===
<blockquote>'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' We're not expecting [Homestar Runner] to be our full-time gig [again], we just want this to be fun. There were points in the initial run where it was a great job, but it was also stressful. If we want to make a great cartoon, every couple months it will be something new. But we're not going to stay awake all night just to finish a Strong Bad Email.{{ref|21}}</blockquote>

HomestarRunner.com became active again in 2014, albeit without a schedule and with a slower pace of updates as the new standard;{{ref|21}} as the [[main page]]s put it, the site is now "updated every someday". Strong Bad Emails returned with [[sbemail 206]] on April 1, 2015. The email cheekily acknowledges the time that had passed between emails; however, befitting its release date, it is primarily an [[April Fools' Day]] cartoon that is not centered around Strong Bad replying to a message from a fan.

Sbemail 206 also began the practice of ending with [[CGI Paper|a prompt for fans]] to "email" Strong Bad by making a post directed at [[@StrongBadActual]] on Twitter (rather than emailing strongbad@homestarrunner.com). This [[social media]] account began posting regularly in 2014, and is presented as being run by Strong Bad with nearly all posts being written in-character to some degree. In the post-hiatus era, it has become the most active facet of the body of work and superseded many features: [[Weekly Fanstuff|acknowledging fan works]], [[Sketchbook|sharing production artwork]], and [[FeedBurner Page|announcing new toons and projects]] have all been done through this account. Though only two full Strong Bad Emails have been made in response to fans' tweets, the account has generally substituted for sbemails' primary function of allowing Strong Bad to interact directly with fans.

Four Strong Bad Emails have been made since 2015. As there is no longer a set schedule for the feature, they are typically motivated by a holiday or made as a reward for a fan contest rather than simply checking Strong Bad's inbox at an arbitrary time:
*[[sbemail 206]] (April 1, 2015) {{--}} An [[April Fools' Day]] cartoon
*[[too cool]] (August 14, 2017) {{--}} The winner of {{prs|867138694666481665|23|May|2017|alt=a fill-in-the-blank contest}}
*[[the next april fools thing]] (April 1, 2018) {{--}} Initially presenting as an April Fools' Day cartoon, the toon is soon revealed to be a sbemail responding to [https://archive.is/fzBEL a fan's tweet]
*[[parenting]] (April 1, 2022) {{--}} Produced as a reward for a backer of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter, "not an April Fool's Joke"{{ref|22}}
*[[robots]] (November 24, 2025)

==Releases==
===DVD===
[[File:6discSetPhoto.jpg|thumb|128px|The six-disc DVD reprint set, released in 2020.]]
Emails 1–200 were released on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] 6-disc [[DVD]] series. Multiple DVD-exclusive emails were also featured in this set.
*The first 100 emails were collected in a three-disc box set.
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] contains emails 1-50 ([[some kinda robot]] through [[50 emails]]), plus three bonus emails: [[Greeting Cards]], [[E-mail Birds]] and [[Videro Games]].
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|Disc 2]] contains emails 51-80 ([[website]] through [[stunt double]]).
**[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Disc 3]] contains emails 81-100 ([[date]] through [[flashback]]).
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4]] contains emails 101-130 ([[car]] through [[do over]]), plus the bonus email [[Family Resemblence]], and the [[Puppet Stuff]] email [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc 5]] contains emails 131-160 ([[boring (really)]] through [[coloring]]), plus the bonus email [[Accent]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|Disc 6]] contains emails 161-200 ([[4 branches]] through [[email thunder]]), plus the bonus email [[Comic Book Movie]].
*The [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]] contains 55 fan-favorite emails.

===Podstar Runner===
[[Image:SBEmail in iTunes 2.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad Emails & More!]]
The [[Podstar Runner]] feed distributed various Strong Bad Emails in .m4v format, designed for viewing on an {{w|iPod}}, from 2006 through 2008. This feed additionally featured [[Toons|toons]] and [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues alongside Strong Bad Emails.

These are all of the emails that were featured through this service (in order of Podstar Runner release, earliest to latest):

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<autocolumn cols="5" width="20%">
*[[techno]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[crying]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[virus]]
*[[guitar]]
*[[video games]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[sisters]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[army]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[caper]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[isp]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[radio]]
*[[spring cleaning]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[technology]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[animal]]
*[[high school]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[mile]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[strong badathlon]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[your funeral]]
*[[from work]]
*[[rough copy]]
*[[underlings]]
*[[more armies]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[original]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[yes, wrestling]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[fan club]]
*[[pet show]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[buried]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
*[[rated]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[hiding]]
*[[your edge]]
*[[magic trick]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[email thunder]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

===YouTube===
The [[homestarrunnerdotcom]] [[YouTube]] channel was registered on October 1, 2007. When it first began uploading Strong Bad Emails on March 31, 2009, they were direct rips of the DVD versions (featuring title cards with the email names in Title Case and ending with The Paper reading ">> The End <<"), with [[independent]] being uploaded in a previously unreleased DVD-style version with altered scenes. Starting in 2017, 1080p versions of the emails have been uploaded, with email titles in all lowercase and the paper reading "> THE END <", often incorporating the Easter eggs from the original website versions.

These are all of the emails that have been uploaded (in order of YouTube release, earliest to latest):

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*[[guitar]]
*[[techno]]
*[[comic]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[virus]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[video games]]
*[[band names]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[CGNU]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[radio]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[50 emails]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[fan club]]
*[[invisibility]]
*[[sisters]]
*[[some kinda robot]]
*[[your funeral]]
*[[dangeresque 3]]
*[[email thunder]]
*[[for kids]]
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[independent]]
*[[animal]]
*[[space program]]
*[[myths & legends]]
*[[technology]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[isp]]
*[[4 branches]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[caper]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[superhero name]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[army]]
*[[crying]]
*[[halloweener]]
*[[ghosts]]
*[[colonization]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[flashback]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[kind of cool]]
*[[pet show]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[your edge]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[mile]]
*[[making out]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[depressio]]
*[[homsar]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[sbemail 206]]
*[[too cool]]
*[[credit card]]
*[[i she be]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[the basics]]
*[[studying]]
*[[stand-up]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[spring cleaning]]
*[[cartoon]]
*[[sb_email 22]]
*[[little animal]]
*[[the bird]]
*[[super powers]]
*[[3 wishes]]
*[[one step ahead]]
*[[12:00]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[gimmicks]]
*[[weird dream]]
*[[dullard]]
*[[helium]]
*[[property of ones]]
*[[vacation]]
*[[little questions]]
*[[lures & jigs]]
*[[your friends]]
*[[new hands]]
*[[theme party]]
*[[island]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[current status]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[huttah!]]
*[[morning routine]]
*[[interview]]
*[[fingers]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[the show]]
*[[autobiography]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[privileges]]
*[[funny]]
*[[2 emails]]
*[[big white face]]
*[[the process]]
*[[sibbie]]
*[[date]]
*[[suntan]]
*[[anything]]
*[[2 years]]
*[[the next april fools thing]]
*[[no loafing]]
*[[impression]]
*[[couch patch]]
*[[labor day]]
*[[local news]]
*[[stupid stuff]]
*[[lackey]]
*[[monument]]
*[[the bet]]
*[[car]]
*[[lunch special]]
*[[cheatday]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[pom pom]]
*[[other days]]
*[[old comics]]
*[[time capsule]]
*[[extra plug]]
*[[pizzaz]]
*[[the facts]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[origins]]
*[[dreamail]]
*[[secret recipes]]
*[[rock opera]]
*[[rampage]]
*[[long pants]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[do over]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[modeling]]
*[[lady...ing]]
*[[record book]]
*[[portrait]]
*[[bedtime story]]
*[[parenting]]
*[[robots]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==

The following were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered fractionally to indicate when they were released chronologically relative to the above list.
*208½B. {{postref|1113577095802884097|3|Apr|2019}} {{--}} Strong Bad replies to one of the [[Discount Strong Bad Emails]] generated by [[twitter:@JanelleCShane|Janelle Shane]]'s neural network.†
*208½A. {{postref|1032482957523599360|22|Aug|2018}} {{--}} Strong Bad checks an email on the [[Tandy 400]] using [[Mario Paint]], with a subject similar to [[the basics]].†
*206½B. [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} The page title is "St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails", suggesting that at one point this was originally going to be a sbemail.
*206½A. [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] {{--}} Strong Bad and Homestar Runner showcase the worst parts of improv.†
*205½D. [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] {{--}} A Strong Bad Email played at [[Dad's Garage]].†
*205½C. [[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Strong Bad updates the website's "best feature".
*205½B. [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]] {{--}} Original drafts of [[Sbemail 136]].†
*205½A. [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Strong Sad mentions how Strong Bad checks emails on the Compé.
*202½. [[Compy Catalog]] {{--}} Strong Bad buys a new computer for checking emails.
*200½E. [[April Fool 09]] {{--}} Strong Bad "sbemailiarizes" the Intro to homestarrunner.com.
*200½D. [[Sbemailiarized!]] {{--}} Strong Bad explains how old toons can be recycled into Strong Bad Emails.
*200½C. [[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*200½B. [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The game starts with Strong Bad sending an email about Dangeresque 3 to his fans. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*200½A. [[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*199½C. [[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]] {{--}} Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 200 before it was released.*
*199½B. [[Place Ya Bets!]] {{--}} Its HTML file is "sbemail199andahalf". In it, [[The Deleteheads]] try to predict what will be in Strong Bad Email #200.
*199½A. [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} The game starts with an email from [[The King of Town|Roy T.]] about the King of Town. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*198½. [[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} The whole game is an attempt to answer Ennie M.'s email requesting that Strong Bad beat the snot out of Homestar Runner. Additionally, Strong Bad can check emails during the game.†
*193½B. [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] {{--}} The reading of the story takes place after what appears to be a Strong Bad Email.
*193½A. [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] {{--}} This email is an advertisement for a game that was in the making and never actually appeared on the Strong Bad Email page.
*191½. [[Rotten Eggs]] {{--}} A message made by the splattered rotten Easter egg reads, "Sbemail Next Week."
*171½. [[DNA Evidence]] {{--}} The toon is about a [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|running gag]] from six consecutive Strong Bad Emails.
*170½. [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] {{--}} A deleted scene from [[from work|sbemail 169]].
*158½. [[Lappynapped!]] {{--}} Messages on Strong Bad's answering machine, as the Lappy is missing.*
*152½. [[Weclome Back]] {{--}} Strong Bad tries to show an email he checked over summer vacation (in midair, no less), but hits "stop" instead of "record" on the video camera.
*149½. [[Sbemail 150?!?]] {{--}} [[Strong Sad]] tries to get Strong Bad to do his 150th email.
*136½. [[Sick Day]] {{--}} A failed attempt at an email due to sickness striking the entire cast.
*127½. [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] {{--}} "The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.
*118½. [[Broken Compy Menu]] {{--}} The page title is "Strong Bad Email?". It is a short toon that played on the email menu after the release of [[virus]].*
*99½B. [[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]] {{--}} Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.*
*99½A. [[Puppet Time]] {{--}} A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB".
*84½. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] {{--}} A message was taped onto the Compy on the Strong Bad Email menu that read "made a new teen girl squad".
*68½B. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] {{--}} A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.
*68½A. [[King of Townmail]] {{--}} [[The King of Town]] tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.
*66½. [[Arcade Game]] {{--}} Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.
*59½. [[Superbowl Dealie]] {{--}} [[The Paper]] reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week."
*36½. [[TV Time Toons Menu]] {{--}} Placing the mouse over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu. See [[Wireless Bizness]].

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[Secret page|Not linked to]] from anywhere on the site.<br/>
†Neither released to nor hosted on [[homestarrunner.com]].

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*During the Tandy 400 era (until at least July 2002), emailing Strong Bad would result in this automated response:
<blockquote>Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid.<br>
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough,<br>
I'll answer it on the site.<br>
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright.<br>
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it.<br>
[[OldHR:processing.html|Click Here]] to see us in action!<br>
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes.<br>

Watch me while I'm awesome,<br>
Strong Bad</blockquote>
:*The link in the automated response leads to the [[Email Processing Room]].

*Emails typically are presented on the site with all-lowercase titles, and use the URL format <tt>number-name</tt> (for instance, [[environment|<tt>homestarrunner.com/sbemails/186-environment</tt>]])
**[[butt IQ]] and [[CGNU]] are the only onsite emails with capital letters in their titles.
***Prior to the [[post-Flash site update]], [[3 Wishes]] and [[what I want]] used capitals as well.
**Before the post-Flash update, sbemails used the format <tt>sbemail#.html</tt> for their URL.
***Some emails had [[Irregular Strong Bad Email URLs|irregular URLs]].
*Email #22, [[sb_email 22]], was actually made between emails 40 and 41. This number was originally skipped as the [[little animal|23rd email]] followed the [[cartoon|21st]], with the 22nd later made and released under the title "the lost email".
**It is unknown if there was any intent behind this irregular order or if it was the result of a numbering error.
*During active periods of updates, an extended delay between emails would occasionally be [[Acknowledged Update Delays|acknowledged at the start of the new email]] {{--}} as seen in [[army]], [[geddup noise]], [[redesign]], [[hremail 3184]], and [[sbemail 206]].
*Although viewers were originally prompted to email Strong Bad at strongbad@homestarrunner.com, as of [[sbemail 206]] the [[CGI Paper]] has directed viewers to "email" by tweeting [[@StrongBadActual]].
*Email #208, [[the next april fools thing]], was originally hidden inside a holiday toon, and wasn't listed on the [[Strong Bad Email menu]] until the post-Flash site update on December 31, 2020.
====Email selection====
[[File:TwitterEmailError.jpg|thumb|At the peak of his popularity, Strong Bad was receiving thousands of emails every day.]]
*In 2001, prior to the introduction of Strong Bad Email, the site received five or ten emails a day from fans.{{ref|3}} By January 2003, the daily number had climbed to "500 or more",{{ref|7}} peaked in mid-2003 with five to eight thousand daily emails,{{ref|14}} and by 2004 had leveled out to between two and five thousand a day.{{ref|6}}
**Consequently, the email server was set to simply delete every email in the inbox every few days.{{ref|6}}{{ref|23}}
*The brothers maintained a "good ones" folder of emails with an appealing subject that could be returned to be used weeks or months later.{{ref|6}}{{ref|25}}
*Some emails were reverse-engineered: a topic was chosen first, then the inbox searched to find a relevant message that could serve as a framing device.
**[[ghosts]]{{ref|6}} and [[Accent]]{{ref|25}} are two such emails.
*The Brothers Chaps would frequently remark that a significant portion {{--}} or even the majority {{--}} of emails they received were asking the same low-quality questions over and over again, and were thus invariably [[deleted]]. These offending subjects were so consistent that the brothers had even considered making a meta email where Strong Bad would address the topic.{{ref|14}}{{ref|25}} Such topics included:
**Asking [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on]]{{ref|7}}{{ref|14}}{{ref|28}} or what he looks like without his mask{{ref|8}}
***[[some kinda robot]], [[other days]], and [[the chair]] all poked fun at fans' desire to see Strong Bad's "unmasked" face.
**Requesting Strong Bad repeat a topic from a previous email,{{ref|14}}{{ref|23}} with requests to [[Draw Trogdor Again|draw Trogdor (or another dragon) again]] especially common{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|25}}
**Suggesting a parody of a currently popular movie, event, or cultural phenomenon{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|23}}
***The {{w|2006 Winter Olympics}} were given as an example of an avoided topic in 2006;{{ref|8}} by comparison, the [[Olympics]] parody [[strong badathlon]] was not in an Olympic year and the email Strong Bad responds to was not about the Olympics.
**Inquiring about characters' [[parents]], particularly asking what they look like{{ref|5}}{{ref|8}}{{ref|28}}
**Using intentionally poor spelling and grammar to bait a mocking response{{ref|24}}
**The same email address sending several emails in a row,{{ref|26}} or an identical email again and again{{ref|24}}{{ref|26}}
**Taking "too long" {{--}} over four or five sentences {{--}} to get to the point of the message (though an overly-wordy email could be edited for clarity){{ref|14}}
***In [[long pants]], Strong Bad aggressively truncates an email he deems too long.
***The email presented in [[space program]] was {{p|l=http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=233730&sid=30b76fd95bc7addb687f04565b6fcb0d#p233730 originally}} over twice as long when sent to Strong Bad.
====Statistics====
{{seemain|Strong Bad Email Statistics}}
[[File:SBEScatter2.png|thumb|The runtime of sbemails slowly increased over time, with a runtime of 3{{-}}5 minutes becoming the standard by the late [[#Compy 386 Era|Compy era]].]]
*Not including Not Quite Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has checked 239 emails as of [[robots]].
*As of [[robots]], it would take 10 hours, 13 minutes, and 24 seconds  to watch every Strong Bad Email, including the DVD exclusives but excluding clickable Easter eggs. Including clickable Easter eggs, it would take 11 hours, 39 minutes, and 57 seconds.
*As of September 2022, Strong Bad Emails make up about 43% of the toons on the site by volume; as of May 2021, they make up about 26% of toons on the site by runtime. 

===Remarks===
*Two emails have been checked by someone other than Strong Bad, but count as Strong Bad Emails anyway: [[mile]] was made up and animated by [[The Cheat]], and [[anything]] was checked by [[Homestar Runner]].
*''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' features emails both as a framing device and as interactive content in the games; however, these were not sent by actual fans.{{ref|20}}

==References==
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# {{note|1}}Coyle, Michael. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030201082658/http://www.resexcellence.com/hack_html_03/01-30-03.shtml "The Creators of Homestar Runner, The Brothers Chapman"]. [[ResExcellence Interview - 30 Jan 2003|''ResExcellence''. January 2003]].
# {{note|2}}Carriveau, Derrek. [http://web.archive.org/web/20030202085605/http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar.html "Legion Interviews Mike Chapman of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Legion Studios Interviews#Mike Chapman interview|''Legion Studios''. 2002]].
# {{note|3}}Stephan. [https://web.archive.org/web/20020623163502/http://www.wtfiml33t.com/viewarticle.php?artid=59&page=1 "Interview: Mike Chapman from homestar runner"]. ''[[l33t Interview|wtf i'm l33t''. Summer 2001]].
# {{note|4}}{{dvdcom|some kinda robot}}; {{postref|ID=1250876792174514176|day=16|month=Apr|year=2020}}
# {{note|5}}Allin, Jack. [https://adventuregamers.com/articles/view/18236 "Strong Bad's the Brothers Chaps"]. [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|''Adventure Gamers''. 12 Dec 2008]].
# {{note|6}}Carlson, Jay. [http://web.archive.org/web/20041011153811/http://www.theinkhole.com/homestar1.htm "The Inkhole Exclusive Interview with Homestar Runner Co-Creator Matt Chapman"]. [[Inkhole Interview|''The Inkhole''. July 2004]].
# {{note|7}}Neutron, C. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030130071113/http://rundevilrun.com/ezine/interviews/hsrunner/ "Interview with Mike and Matt Chapman, creators of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Run Devil Run Interview|''Run Devil Run'', 2003]].
# {{note|8}}Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|"How and Why Homestar Runner Cartoons Get Made". Flashforward 2006 Seattle conference, 28 Feb 2006, Seattle. Lecture.]]
# {{note|9}}Scott, Kevin. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030813005743/http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/ "The Homestar Runner Interview"]. [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|''UMFM'', 20 May 2003]].
# {{note|10}}{{dvdcom|halloweener}}
# {{note|11}}Rubin, Jeff. [https://headgum.com/the-jeff-rubin-jeff-rubin-show/123-homestar-runners-matt-chapman "Homestar Runner's Matt Chapman"]. [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014|''The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show'', episode 123. 7 July 2014.]]
# {{note|12}}Chinsang, Wayne. [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121124059/http://www.tlchicken.com/article.php?ARTid=1374 "Homestar Runner's The Brothers Chaps"]. [[Tastes Like Chicken Interview|''Tastes Like Chicken''. June 2003]].
# {{note|13}}Aucoin, Don. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030814004738/http://www.boston.com:80/dailyglobe2/221/living/_Looking_at_a_Thing_in_a_Bag_-.shtml "Looking at a Thing in a Bag"]. [[The Boston Globe Interview - 9 Aug 2003|''The Boston Globe''. 9 August 2003]].
# {{note|14}}Dan. [http://web.archive.org/web/20041112050031/http://www.clubaquatica.net/Interviews/matttranscript_2.htm "Matt Chapman Interview"]. [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|''Club Aquatica''. 29 October 2003]].
# {{note|15}}Hirsch, Deborah. [https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2003/07/22/tooned-in-2/ "Tooned In"]. ''The Orlando Sentinel''. 22 July 2003.
# {{note|16}}Carriveau, Derrek. [http://web.archive.org/web/20030824112227/http://www.legionstudios.com/interviews/views/homestar/homestar2.html "Legion Interviews Matt Chapman of Homestarrunner.com"]. [[Legion Studios Interviews#Matt Chapman interview|''Legion Studios''. 2002]].
# {{note|17}}Raugust, Karen. [https://www.awn.com/animationworld/catching-homestar-runner "Catching Up with Homestar Runner"]. ''Animation World Network''. 14 May 2009.
# {{note|18}}Simpson, Aaron. [https://web.archive.org/web/20061022091316/http://www.coldhardflash.com/2006/10/homestars-show-runners-part-2.html "Homestar's Show Runners, Part 2"]. [[Cold Hard Flash Interview - 1 Dec 2005|''Cold, Hard Flash''. 4 October 2006]].
# {{note|19}}Ashby, Alicia. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090517084725/http://omgnintendo.blogfaction.com/article/108144/one-year-of-wiiware-matt-and-mike-chapman-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people/ "One year of WiiWare: Matt and Mike Chapman on Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People"]. [[OMG Nintendo Interview - 12 May 2009|''OMG Nintendo''. 12 May 2009]].
# {{note|20}}Henning, Jesse. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090309183544/http://www.gamecyte.com/hands-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people "Hands-On: Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People"]. ''GameCyte''. 16 May 2008.
# {{note|21}}Montgomery, James. [https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/homestar-runner-returns-inside-a-cult-classics-comeback-195674/ "Homestar Runner Returns! Inside a Cult Classic's Comeback"]. [[Rolling Stone Interview - 3 Oct 2014|''Rolling Stone''. 3 Oct 2014]].
# {{note|22}}Homestar Runner. [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/3469478 "Backer Submitted Strong Bad Email!"]. ''Trogdor!! The Board Game (Kickstarter)''. 1 April 2022.
# {{note|23}}Goldstein, Ben. [https://web.archive.org/web/20051018084350/http://www.giantmag.com/issue_05/movies_homestarMike.aspx "Mike Chapman: Homestarrunner Co–creator"] & [https://web.archive.org/web/20060630130842/http://www.giantmag.com/issue_05/movies_homestarMatt.aspx "Matt Chapman: Homestarrunner Co-creator"]. [[Giant Magazine Interview|''Giant'' Magazine. 2005]].
# {{note|24}}Edathil, JG. [https://web.archive.org/web/20121028171847/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-6478/TS-45165.mp3 "The Brothers Chaps What Made The Homestar Runner"]. [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|''Late Nite JengaJam'', episode 45. 4 Oct 2007]]
# {{note|25}}Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [https://smartech.gatech.edu/handle/1853/14302 "Homestar Runner Comes to the GT Library!"] [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Institute of Technology Multimedia Studio, 26 Apr 2007, Atlanta. Lecture]].
# {{note|26}}BLINK. [https://web.archive.org/web/20030720014223/http://homestarrunner.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2939 "My Interview With The Brothers Chaps!"]. [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|''homestarrunner.net''. 21 May 2003]].
# {{note|27}} Ydstie, John. [https://www.npr.org/2005/05/08/4634837/strong-bad-walks-in-footsteps-of-darth-lex-j-r "Strong Bad Walks in Footsteps of Darth, Lex, J.R."]. [[All Things Considered Interview - 8 May 2005|''NPR'', "All Things Considered". 8 May 2005]].
# {{note|28}} Chapman, Mike and Matt Chapman. [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|"A Date with Homestar Runner", New York University, 1 Mar 2005, New York. Lecture]].
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==See Also==
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*[[@StrongBadActual]]
*[[@strongbadactual (Instagram)]]
*[[@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social]]

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Robots (disambiguation)

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:48:40 GMT

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"Robot" could refer to the following things:

* [[Robots]]
** [[The Robot]] from the [[Original Book]]
** The [[Visor Robot]]
** The [[Grape Nuts Robot]]
** [[Dancing Musical Nobots]]
** [[Humidibot]]
* Email [[some kinda robot]], the first [[Strong Bad Email]]
* Email [[technology]], where [[Strong Bad]] explains robots
* Email [[robots]], where several robot characters meet

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It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:18:40 GMT

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#REDIRECT [[robots]]

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#REDIRECT [[robots]]

Strong Bad Email By Place

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:12:35 GMT

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A list of all [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] seen on the website and [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]], sent to [[Strong Bad]], whether they are featured or not, '''sorted by the location sent from'''.

==[[Wikipedia:United States of America|United States of America]]==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=50%| Email
|-
| Kellyoosa || [[hremail 3184]]
|}
=== [[Wikipedia:Arizona|Arizona]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mesa, Arizona|Mesa]] || Meesa Arizona || [[Accent]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Phoenix, Arizona|Phoenix]] || || [[flag day]]
|-
|Phoenix || Phoeniz, Arixona || [[independent]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Queen Creek, Arizona|Queen Creek]] || [[Wikipedia:Alcatraz|Alcatraz]] || [[video games]]
|-
| || || [[cheatday]]
|-
| || A to Z || [[geddup noise]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:California|California]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:San Diego|San Diego]] || || [[some kinda robot]], [[flashback]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Santa Rosa, California|Santa Rosa]] || || [[making out]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:South Gate, California|South Gate]] || Cah || [[depressio]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Northern California|Northern]] || || [[guitar]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Whittier, California|Whittier]] || || [[helium]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:San Mateo, California|San Mateo]] || Can Mateo, Scan Mateos || [[action figure]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Los Angeles|Los Angeles]] || || [[50 emails]]
|-
| || || [[dragon]]
|-
| || || [[huttah!]] × 2
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Millbrae, California|Millbrae]] || || [[big white face]]
|-
|Los Angeles || Los An-guh-les || [[colonization]]
|-
| || Certified Arborist || [[other days]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Concord, California|Concord]] || Con-cord || [[time capsule]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sunnyvale, California|Sunnyvale]] || Cactus Area || [[keep cool]]

|-
|[[Wikipedia:Oakland, California|Oakland]] || || [[retirement]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Burbank, California|Los Burbankos]] || || [[your edge]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Colorado|Colorado]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Co-colo-colorado || [[no loafing]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Thornton, Colorado|Thornton]] || || [[cheatday]]
|-
| || [[Minor Companies|joshCO!]] || [[nightlife]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Delaware|Delaware]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[2 emails]] (suspected)
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Florida|Florida]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || [[Far Off Lands|Far-off Lands]]/Foreign Leadership Camp/Fish Lake || [[anything]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Tallahassee, Florida|Tallahassee]] || Tallaha/Tasalan/[[Wikipedia:Gainesville, FL|Gainesville]] || [[local news]]
|-
| || Football League || [[theme park]]
|-
|| [[wikipedia:Riverview, Florida|Riverview]] || For Life || [[parenting]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Idiot || [[environment]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Illinois|Illinois]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Elgin, Illinois|Elgin]] || || [[3 wishes]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Aurora, Illinois|Aurora]] || Illi-nwah || [[unused emails]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Antioch, Illinois|Antioch]] || Antiocchh, Ill-annoy-us || [[2 emails]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Glenview, Illinois|Glenview]] || Gleggityvoo, Illinoiz || [[dreamail]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Marion, Indiana|Marion]] || || [[fingers]]
|-
| || In... ''{ends abruptly}'' In what? In Spokane? In severe debt? In repose? || [[winter pool]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Iowa|Iowa]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Des Moines, Iowa|Des Moines]] || Des' Moi-nes'ia || [[what i want]]
|-
| || || [[mini-golf]]
|-
|Larry || ''{Strong Bad claims to have made this email up. This may not be an actual place.}'' || [[robots]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Kansas|Kansas]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Manhattan, Kansas|Manhattan]] || || [[english paper]]
|-
| || || [[suntan]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Maine|Maine]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hampden, Maine|Hampden]] || || [[trevor the vampire]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Maryland|Maryland]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[best thing]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Massachusetts|Massachusetts]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Everett, Massachusetts|Everett]] || Maw || [[gimmicks]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]] || And the state Boston's in. || [[date]]
|-
| || A mass email || [[extra plug]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Michigan|Michigan]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Detroit|Detroit]] || Me || [[caper]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Ann Arbor, Michigan|Ann Arbor]] || Mish-EE-gan || [[the bet]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Lansing, Michigan|Lansing]] || Mish-EE-gan || [[original]]
|-
| || Mediocre Institute || [[bike thief]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Minnesota|Minnesota]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Minimi || [[2 emails]]
|-
|The Lodge || || [[mile]]
|-
| || || [[narrator]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Andover, Minnesota|Andover]] || And over and over and over, M N || [[coloring]]
|-
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Moron, Montana || [[environment]]
|-
| Scarlet || [[Books by Sportsinterviewses#Scar, Let Moe!|Scar, Let Moe!]] || [[hiding]]
|-
| College Dorms || || [[email thunder]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:New Hampshire|New Hampshire]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[current status]]
|-
| || No Hamsters || [[flashback]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:New Jersey|New Jersey]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Medford, New Jersey|Medford]] || || [[1 step ahead]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Surf City, New Jersey|Surf City]] || No job || [[montage]]
|-
| || || [[for kids]]
|-
| || [[Wikipedia:Nigeria|Nigeria]] || [[secret recipes]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:New Mexico|New Mexico]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Albuquerque, New Mexico|Albuquerque]] || Al-bu-quay-quay || [[modeling]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:New York|New York]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Astoria, Queens|Astoria]]|| || [[lures & jigs]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Rochester, New York|Rochester]] || || [[theme party]]
|-
| || || [[huttah!]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Schenectady, New York|Schenectady]] || || [[labor day]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:West Point, New York|West Point, Military Base]] || || [[car]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:West Islip, New York|West Islip]] || [[West Is Lip]] || [[old comics]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Oswego, New York|Oswego]] || Off we go || [[technology]]
|-
| || Nueva York || [[4 branches]]
|-
| || NY || [[slumber party]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:North Carolina|North Carolina]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Raleigh, North Carolina|Raleigh]] || Not cool || [[space program]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Charlotte, North Carolina|Charlotte]] || Not Charlotte || [[diorama]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:North Dakota|North Dakota]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[cheat talk]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Ohio University|Ohio University]] || || [[halloweener]]
|-
| || O-wah-ho, O-hee-oh || [[marzipan]]
|-
| || Oh! || [[pom pom]]
|-
| || G'oh! || [[the facts]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Gambier, Ohio|Gambier]] ||Gahm-bee-ay, Hhhough (it's actually pronounced "Gam-beer")|| [[rock opera]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Oregon|Oregon]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Bend, Oregon|Bend]] || || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Corvallis, Oregon|Corvallis]] || || [[death metal]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Pennsylvania|Pennsylvania]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Gibsonia, Pennsylvania|Gibsonia]] || P-A || [[morning routine]]
|-
| || || [[interview]]
|-
| || || [[autobiography]]
|-
| || Pa || [[the chair]]
|-
| || || [[pizza joint]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Tennessee|Tennessee]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Franklin, Tennessee|Franklin]] || The city of Franklin in the state of Tennessee || [[the movies]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Nashville, Tennessee|Nashville]] || || [[ghosts]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Murfreesboro, Tennessee|Murfreesboro]] || [[Wikipedia:Tekken|Tekken]] || [[caffeine]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Memphis, Tennessee|Memphis]] || Stupid || [[Real-Live E-Mails]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dallas|Dallas]] || Tejas || [[property of ones]]
|-
|VA (possibly for [[Wikipedia:Van Alstyne, Texas|Van Alstyne]])|| Virginia and Texas, respectively|| [[the show]]
|-
| || Tee-Ex || [[record book]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Houston|Houston]] || Hooston, Tejas || [[lady fan]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Lake Jackson, Texas|Lake Jackson]] || Tejas || [[boring (really)]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Keller, Texas|Keller]] || Killer Taxes || [[bedtime story]]
|-
| || || [[portrait]]
|-
| || || [[alternate universe]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Utah|Utah]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[huttah!]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:North Ogden, Utah|North Ogden]] || Ewwwtah || [[the paper]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Virginia|Virginia]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sterling, Virginia|Sterling]] || Vah || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
| || V-A || [[business trip]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Washington|Washington]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Cowiche, Washington|Cowiche]] || Cowichewa || [[high school]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Enumclaw, Washington|Enumclaw]] || || [[fingers]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Seattle, Washington|Seattle]] || Wah || [[Videro Games]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Spokane, Washington|Spokane]] || Spoke Anne, "Wash!" || [[pop-up]]
|-
| || Walrus Association || [[senior prom]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia: Anacortes, Washington|Anacortes]] || || [[shapeshifter]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:West Virginia|West Virginia]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Wolksvagen || [[different town]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Milwaukee|Milwaukee]] || Wisaconasin || [[huttah!]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Eau Claire, Wisconsin|Eau Claire]] || [[Beverly Sportsinterviews|Eww, Claire, why?]] || [[origins]]
|-
| || || [[imaginary]]
|}

=== [[Wikipedia:Wyoming|Wyoming]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Laramie, Wyoming|Laramie]]|| Why || [[secret identity]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:Australia|Australia]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=25%| State !! width=25%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || || [[crying]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Perth|Perth]] || [[Wikipedia:Western Australia|Western Australia]] || Paul Perth || [[more armies]]
|-
| || [[Wikipedia:Queensland|Queensland]] || "Quick, Look Down" and [[pet show#Easter Eggs|others]] || [[pet show]]
|}

== [[Canada]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=25%| Province !! width=25%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Toronto|Toronto]] || [[Wikipedia:Ontario|Ontario]] || || [[new hands]]
|-
| || || || [[50 emails]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Surrey, British Columbia|Surrey]] || [[Wikipedia:British Columbia|British Columbia]] || || [[50 emails]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Edmonton|Edmonton]] || [[Wikipedia:Alberta|Alberta]] || || [[fingers]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Victoria, British Columbia|Victoria]] || British Columbia || Dated BC || [[lackey]]
|-
| || Ontario || On/off || [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| || Alberta || Ab || [[E-mail Birds]]
|-
| || || Can-A-Duh || [[do over]]
|-
| || British Columbia || || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Cornwall, Ontario|Cornwall]], CA || Ontario || Cornwall of the Corn Army || [[myths & legends]]
|-
| || || || [[redesign]]
|-
| || Ontario || On-ta-REE-oh, Can-a-DAH (with a Mexican flair) || [[theme song]]
|-
| || [[Wikipedia:Nova Scotia|Nova Scotia]] || Not safe, in Canada || [[trading cards]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Dartmouth, Nova Scotia|Dartmouth]] || Nova Scotia || Dart Mouth and [[Wikipedia:Nova (TV series)|Nova the TV series]]. || [[underlings]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Düsseldorf|Düsseldorf]]|| Düsseldörke || [[haircut]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:Poland|Poland]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[other days]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:South Africa|South Africa]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Bloemfontein|Bloemfontein]] (written as "Bfn SA") || Best friends never || [[yes, wrestling]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[little questions]]
|-
| || || [[magic trick]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:Taiwan|Taiwan]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[looking old]]
|}

== [[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|United Kingdom]] ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| Country !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || Uck || [[i rule]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:England|England]] || || [[sb_email 22]]
|-
|England || || [[island]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]] || || [[radio]]
|-
| || You 'kay? || [[isp]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Essex|Essex]], England || S X || [[strong badathlon]]
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Northern Ireland|Northern Ireland]] || || [[fan club]]
|}

== No Location ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="60%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25%| City !! width=50%| Interpretation !! width=25%| Email
|-
| || || [[homsar]]
|-
| || || [[butt IQ]]
|-
| || || [[homestar hair]]
|-
| || || [[brianrietta]]
|-
| || || [[i love you]]
|-
| || || [[credit card]]
|-
| || || [[i she be]]
|-
| || || [[duck pond]]
|-
| || || [[the basics]]
|-
| || || [[band names]]
|-
| || || [[studying]]
|-
| || || [[stand-up]]
|-
| || || [[tape-leg]]
|-
| || || [[spring cleaning]] × 3
|-
| || || [[cartoon]]
|-
| || || [[little animal]]
|-
| || || [[the bird]]
|-
| || || [[super powers]]
|-
| || || [[CGNU]]
|-
| || || [[superhero name]]
|-
| || || [[12:00]]
|-
| || || [[sugarbob]]
|-
| || || [[weird dream]]
|-
| || || [[sisters]] × 2
|-
| || || [[dullard]]
|-
| || || [[vacation]]
|-
| || || [[invisibility]]
|-
| || || [[techno]]
|-
| || || [[your friends]]
|-
| || || [[50 emails]] × 2
|-
| || || [[website]]
|-
| || || [[comic]]
|-
| || || [[japanese cartoon]]
|-
| || || [[huttah!]] × 2
|-
| || || [[monster truck]]
|-
| || || [[fingers]] × 2
|-
| || || [[unused emails]] × 7
|-
| || || [[personal favorites]]
|-
| || || [[crazy cartoon]]
|-
| || || [[mascot]]
|-
| || || [[privileges]]
|-
| || || [[funny]]
|-
| || || [[sibbie]]
|-
| || || [[the process]]
|-
| || || [[stunt double]]
|-
| || || [[impression]]
|-
| || || [[kids' book]]
|-
| || || [[2 years]]
|-
| || || [[no loafing]]
|-
| || || [[couch patch]]
|-
| || || [[kind of cool]]
|-
| || || [[army]]
|-
| || || [[monument]]
|-
| || || [[stupid stuff]]
|-
| || || [[lunch special]] × 2
|-
| || || [[replacement]]
|-
| || || [[TV Time Toons Menu]]
|-
| || || [[cheatday]] × 2
|-
| || || [[pizzaz]]
|-
| || || [[Greeting Cards]]
|-
| || || [[E-mail Birds]] × 2
|-
| || || [[virus]]
|-
| || || [[animal]]
|-
| || || [[part-time job]]
|-
| || || [[long pants]]
|-
| || || [[rampage]]
|-
| || || [[garage sale]]
|-
| || || [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Podunk || || [[Family Resemblence]]
|-
| || || [[lady...ing]]
|-
| || || [[disconnected]]
|-
| || || [[candy product]]
|-
| That place || Pete's parents' basement || [[road trip]]
|-
| || || [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| || || [[retirement]]
|-
| || || [[unnatural]]
|-
| || || [[your funeral]]
|-
| || || [[from work]]
|-
| || || [[rough copy]]
|-
| || || [[concert]]
|-
| || || [[hygiene]]
|-
| Standing right behind you || || [[web comics]]
|-
| || || [[licensed]]
|-
| || || [[buried]]
|-
| || || [[rated]]
|-
| Crenshaw Lane || || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
|-
| Over the hills || || [[specially marked]]
|-
| || || [[love poems]]
|-
| || || [[being mean]]
|-
|St. Pod || || [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
|Maclaren || || [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| || || [[dictionary]]
|-
|Video Media Technologist<br>ITS Department || It's Department! || [[videography]]
|-
| || || [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| || || [[too cool]]
|-
| || || [[the next april fools thing]]
|}
<br />
{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Countries]]

Strong Bad Email Release Dates

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:12:30 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The start of an era]] {{hresetcount|sbdate}}
The Strong Bad Emails were released on the following dates:

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse" class="sortable"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Email !! Date !! Day of Week !! Days After Previous
|-
| [[some kinda robot]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 22, 2001 ||Wednesday ||
|-
| [[homsar]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 19, 2001 ||Wednesday || 28
|-
| [[butt IQ]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 23, 2001 || Sunday || 4
|-
| [[homestar hair]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 27, 2001 || Thursday || 4
|-
| [[making out]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 9, 2001 || Tuesday || 12
|-
| [[depressio]]||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 19, 2001 || Friday || 10
|-
| [[halloweener]]||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 31, 2001||Wednesday || 12
|-
| [[brianrietta]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 10, 2002 || Thursday || 71
|-
| [[i love you]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 14, 2002 || Monday || 4
|-
| [[trevor the vampire]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 21, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[i rule]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 28, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[credit card]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 4, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[i she be]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 11, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[duck pond]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 17, 2002 || Sunday || 6
|-
| [[the basics]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || 8
|-
| [[band names]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 4, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[studying]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 11, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[stand-up]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 18, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[tape-leg]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 25, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[spring cleaning]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 1, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[cartoon]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 8, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[little animal]] <sup>[[#Fun Facts|*]]</sup> ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 15, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[the bird]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 22, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[super powers]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 30, 2002 || Tuesday || 8
|-
| [[CGNU]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 6, 2002 || Monday || 6
|-
| [[3 wishes]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 13, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[1 step ahead]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 19, 2002 || Sunday || 6
|-
| [[superhero name]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 27, 2002 || Monday || 8
|-
| [[12:00]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 3, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[sugarbob]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 10, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[flag day]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 17, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[gimmicks]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 24, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[weird dream]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 1, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[sisters]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 8, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[guitar]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || 6
|-
| [[dullard]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 22, 2002 || Monday || 8
|-
| [[helium]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 29, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[property of ones]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 5, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[vacation]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || 6
|-
| [[sb_email 22]] <sup>[[#Fun Facts|*]]</sup> ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 2, 2002 || Monday || 22
|-
| [[invisibility]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 9, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[action figure]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 16, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[little questions]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 23, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[lures & jigs]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 30, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[techno]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 7, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[your friends]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 14, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[new hands]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 21, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[ghosts]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 31, 2002 || Thursday || 10
|-
| [[theme party]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 4, 2002 || Monday || 4
|-
| [[50 emails]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 11, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[website]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 18, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[island]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 25, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[comic]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[morning routine]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 9, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[cheat talk]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 16, 2002 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[current status]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 30, 2002 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[japanese cartoon]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 6, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[dragon]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 13, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[marzipan]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 20, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[huttah!]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 28, 2003 || Tuesday || 8
|-
| [[monster truck]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 3, 2003 || Monday || 6
|-
| [[interview]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[fingers]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 16, 2003 || Sunday || 6
|-
| [[english paper]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 24, 2003 || Monday || 8
|-
| [[unused emails]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 3, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[the show]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 10, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[autobiography]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 24, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[caper]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 31, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[personal favorites]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 14, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[big white face]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 21, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[2 emails]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 28, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[crazy cartoon]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 5, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[mascot]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 19, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[privileges]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 26, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[funny]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 2, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[sibbie]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 9, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[suntan]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 16, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[anything]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 30, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[the process]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 7, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[stunt double]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 21, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[date]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 18, 2003 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[impression]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 25, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[labor day]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 1, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[kids' book]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 8, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[2 years]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 22, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[no loafing]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 6, 2003 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[mile]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 13, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[couch patch]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 10, 2003 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[local news]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 17, 2003 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[colonization]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 25, 2003 || Tuesday || 8
|-
| [[caffeine]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 10, 2003 || Wednesday || 15
|-
| [[kind of cool]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 15, 2003 || Monday || 5
|-
| [[army]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 5, 2004 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[video games]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[the bet]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 19, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[lackey]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 26, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[monument]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 9, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[stupid stuff]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 16, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[different town]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 23, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[flashback]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 16, 2004 || Tuesday || 22
|-
| [[car]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 20, 2004 || Tuesday || 35
|-
| [[lunch special]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 26, 2004 || Monday || 6
|-
| [[haircut]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 3, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[theme park]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 25, 2004 || Tuesday || 22
|-
| [[replacement]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 8, 2004 || Tuesday || 14
|-
| [[dangeresque 3]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 21, 2004 || Monday || 13
|-
| [[cheatday]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 5, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[pom pom]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[crying]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 26, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[for kids]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 9, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[other days]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 16, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[old comics]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 30, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[pizzaz]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 13, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[the facts]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 20, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[time capsule]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 4, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[extra plug]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 11, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[montage]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 8, 2004 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[virus]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 15, 2004 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[animal]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 29, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[radio]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 13, 2004 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[part-time job]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 3, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[dreamail]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 10, 2005 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[origins]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 31, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[secret recipes]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 14, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[rock opera]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 22, 2005 || Tuesday || 8
|-
| [[best thing]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 8, 2005 || Tuesday || 14
|-
| [[long pants]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 28, 2005 || Monday || 20
|-
| [[rampage]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 11, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[garage sale]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 2, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[do over]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 16, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[boring (really)]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 6, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[modeling]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 27, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[bottom 10]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 11, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[record book]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[lady...ing]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 8, 2005 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[geddup noise]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 26, 2005 || Monday || 49
|-
| [[bedtime story]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 24, 2005 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[space program]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[portrait]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 4, 2005 || Sunday || 20
|-
| [[high school]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 8, 2006 || Sunday || 35
|-
| [[death metal]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 16, 2006 || Monday || 8
|-
| [[secret identity]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 25, 2006 || Wednesday || 9
|-
| [[technology]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 30, 2006 || Monday || 5
|-
| [[narrator]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 6, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[myths & legends]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 13, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[pop-up]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 20, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[lady fan]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 6, 2006 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[disconnected]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 13, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[candy product]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 21, 2006 || Tuesday || 8
|-
| [[alternate universe]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 4, 2006 || Tuesday || 14
|-
| [[senior prom]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 3, 2006 || Wednesday || 29
|-
| [[isp]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 16, 2006 || Tuesday || 13
|-
| [[redesign]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 10, 2006 || Monday || 55
|-
| [[keep cool]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 31, 2006 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[theme song]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 7, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[road trip]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 4, 2006 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[trading cards]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 11, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[cliffhangers]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 18, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[retirement|retirement A]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 2, 2006 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[retirement|retirement B]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 3, 2006 || Tuesday || 1
|-
| [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 9, 2006 || Monday || 6
|-
| [[coloring]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 22, 2006 || Sunday || 13
|-
| [[4 branches]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 13, 2006 || Monday || 22
|-
| [[the chair]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 4, 2006 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[what i want]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 11, 2006 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[looking old]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 22, 2007 || Monday || 42
|-
| [[strong badathlon]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 29, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[unnatural]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 5, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[the movies]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 20, 2007 || Tuesday || 15
|-
| [[your funeral]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || 20
|-
| [[from work]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 9, 2007 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[rough copy]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 16, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[underlings]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 7, 2007 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[more armies]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 21, 2007 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[the paper]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 11, 2007 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[mini-golf]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 13, 2007 || Monday || 63
|-
| [[concert]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 20, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[hygiene]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 27, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[original]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 3, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[bike thief]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 10, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[pizza joint]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 24, 2007 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[slumber party]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 1, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[web comics]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 8, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[business trip]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 15, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[yes, wrestling]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 27, 2007 || Tuesday || 43
|-
| [[diorama]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 3, 2007 || Monday || 6
|-
| [[nightlife]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}December 10, 2007 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[environment]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 7, 2008 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[winter pool]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 21, 2008 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[fan club]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}January 28, 2008 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[pet show]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 4, 2008 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[licensed]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}February 19, 2008 || Tuesday || 15
|-
| [[buried]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 3, 2008 || Monday || 13
|-
| [[shapeshifter]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}March 31, 2008 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[rated]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 7, 2008 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[specially marked]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 21, 2008 || Monday || 14
|-
| [[love poems]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}May 26, 2008 || Monday || 35
|-
| [[hiding]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 14, 2008 || Monday || 49
|-
| [[your edge]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 21, 2008 || Monday || 7
|-
| [[magic trick]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 11, 2008 || Monday || 21
|-
| [[being mean]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 8, 2008 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[email thunder]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || 15
|-
| [[hremail 3184]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}June 30, 2009 || Tuesday || 280
|-
| [[imaginary]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}July 13, 2009 || Monday || 13
|-
| [[independent]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 10, 2009 || Monday || 28
|-
| [[dictionary]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}September 1, 2009 || Tuesday || 22
|-
| [[videography]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}October 5, 2009 || Monday || 34
|-
| [[sbemail 206]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 1, 2015 || Wednesday || 2004
|-
| [[too cool]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}August 14, 2017 || Monday || 866
|-
| [[the next april fools thing]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 1, 2018 || Sunday || 230
|-
| [[parenting]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}April 1, 2022 || Friday || 1461
|-
| [[robots]] ||{{hcount|sbdate}}November 24, 2025 || Monday || 1333
|}

==Fun Facts==
{{seealso|Strong Bad Email Statistics#Intervals between Strong Bad Emails}}
[[Image:sb_email_frequency.png|thumb|Frequency of Strong Bad Email updates]]
*For reasons unknown, email #21 ([[cartoon]]) was followed by email #23 ([[little animal]]). The skipped #22 ([[sb_email 22]]) was released after #40 ([[vacation]]).
*Email #40 ([[vacation]]) was also updated with additional postcards after its initial August 11, 2002 release: on August 15, 19, 22 (likely date), and 26.
* At least one sbemail was released in nearly every month from January 2002 through September 2008. During this 93-month period, only three months passed without a new email: June 2006, July 2007 (the site was on a "[[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|baby break]]"), and June 2008 (possibly due to the production of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'').
*On October 22, 2006, [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] was renamed [[retirement]].
* After the 200th email ([[email thunder]]), emails went on hiatus for nearly a year: from September 23, 2008 to June 30, 2009.
* [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] entered an extended [[hiatus]] shortly after the release of [[videography]] on October 5, 2009; the 2004 days that elapsed before the release of [[sbemail 206]] still represents the longest gap between emails.

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:12:24 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

A list of all [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] seen on the website and [[strongbad_email.exe|DVDs]], sent to [[Strong Bad]], '''whether they are featured or not,''' sorted by the name of sender.

{| border="0" align="center" class="toccolours"
|-
! align="center" | {{MediaWiki:Toc}}
|-
| align="center" |
[[#A|A]] [[#B|B]] [[#C|C]] [[#D|D]] [[#E|E]] [[#F|F]] [[#G|G]] [[#H|H]] [[#I|I]] [[#J|J]] [[#K|K]] [[#L|L]] [[#M|M]] [[#N|N]] [[#O|O]] [[#P|P]] [[#Q|Q]] [[#R|R]] [[#S|S]] [[#T|T]] [[#U|U]] [[#V|V]] [[#W|W]] [[#X|X]] [[#Y|Y]] [[#Z|Z]] [[#Unsigned|No Name]] __NOTOC__
|-
|}

=== A ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Aaron C || || [[super powers]]
|-
|Aaron Pratt || || [[fingers]]
|-
|[[Abdi LaRue]] || || [[some kinda robot]], [[flashback]], [[Accent]]
|-
|Agnes || babehoney, honbaby, sweet wife Agnes || [[magic trick]]
|-
|Alex || || [[1 step ahead]]
|-
|Albin J. || Albi || [[best thing]]
|-
|Ali || Ali Jr. ''(her sister, in "do over")'', Sally ''(in "do over")'' || [[sisters]], [[do over]]
|-
|All the college dorm girls of MO || Some stupid girls that are probably really guys || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Allison || [[All Is On]] || [[for kids]]
|-
|Amber || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Andrew || || [[your friends]]
|-
|Andrew Shapiro || || [[unused emails]]
|-
|Andy Hsiao || Andy H-S-I-A-O and sometimes Y, Andyman || [[looking old]]
|-
|[[Anonymous Contributor]] || Anonny || [[rock opera]]
|-
|Anthony || || [[depressio]]
|-
|Ashley and Anthony || Ash and Ant, Ley and Thony, Shle and Ntho ''(all in "do over")'' || [[little animal]], [[do over]]
|}

=== B ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Ben || || [[halloweener]]
|-
|Bettina || || [[E-mail Birds]]
|-
|Bibendum || Addendum || [[your funeral]]
|-
|Brandon Hicks || || [[fingers]]
|-
|Brandon Hofer || || [[3 wishes]]
|-
|Brian || Brianrietta, Brian-Sue || [[brianrietta]]
|-
|Brian Holmes || B Ryan Holmes || [[other days]]
|-
|Bridget || || [[cheatday]]
|-
|Brittany || || [[comic]]
|-
|BrothaCheese || || [[vacation]]
|-
|Buck Webb || || [[lady fan]]
|}

=== C ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Caitlyn || || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
|Callie || Jackson || [[boring (really)]]
|-
|Carrie || Carrie Larry || [[robots]]
|-
|Cat || Catman || [[garage sale]]
|-
|Cephas || Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army || [[myths & legends]]
|-
|Chad || || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
|Chris || Chris Ann || [[the bet]]
|-
|Chris || Frank || [[secret identity]]
|-
|Chrispy || [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[labor day]]
|-
|Clancy || Clanky || [[long pants]]
|-
|Cooper || A person called Cooper, Coopreme || [[the movies]]
|-
|Cory || Citizens of Cory || [[cheat talk]]
|-
|Cory Dewey-Smith || || [[12:00]]
|-
|Costrick || Cross-stitch, Caustic || [[dictionary]]
|-
|Crazyclemens || C.C. || [[privileges]]
|}

=== D ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Dan || || [[band names]]
|-
|Dan || Big, Dumb Moron || [[autobiography]]
|-
|Dan || Jerome || [[anything]]
|-
|Dan Chase || || [[unused emails]]
|-
|Dan D. || || [[local news]]
|-
|Dan Waters || || [[property of ones]]
|-
|Dane || || [[death metal]]
|-
|Daniel || || [[sugarbob]]
|-
|Daniel || Another freakin' guy named Daniel || [[trading cards]]
|-
|Danny || || [[2 emails]]
|-
|Danny Gedgafov || Danny Geh-geh-geh, Gih-gih-gih, Gekakoff, Plain Ol' Danny || [[dreamail]]
|-
|Daphne || || [[pizza joint]]
|-
|Darren || || [[April Fool 09]]
|-
|Dave Nienaber || Naber || [[2 emails]]
|-
|David Jacobus || || [[lures & jigs]]
|-
|David || || [[fan club]]
|-
|Derek || || [[huttah!]]
|-
|Derek Highet || Derek Highead, Heyhed, Hihed, Hiet || [[guitar]]
|-
|Devon || || [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
|DJ Solerous || DJ Smoldyface || [[crying]]
|-
|Doug || || [[ghosts]]
|-
|Dude 1 || || [[hiding]]
|-
|Dylan Bragers || Coolio da Fabio, quit making up nicknames for yourself, Dealin' Burgers || [[portrait]]
|-
|Dynomite || Boston || [[date]]
|}

=== E ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|E. Fullmer || Endiment, Endy || [[2 years]]
|-
|Em || Em[[Names ending in -erson|erson]], Embrodak, Emtarkanderundersgunderson || [[the process]]
|-
|Emily C || || [[marzipan]]
|-
|Evan || || [[unused emails]]
|-
| -=Evil Gif=- || Evil moms choose Evil Gif, Gif, Evil Jeff || [[independent]]
|}

=== F ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Fabrosi || || [[lady...ing]]
|-
|FAF FAN #23 || #23 || [[Greeting Cards]]
|-
|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf || [[Fhqwhgads]] || [[i love you]]
|-
|Frankdog || || [[fingers]]
|-
|Fraser || My Son || [[radio]]
|}

=== G ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Gary || || [[isp]]
|-
|Gee Tee || || [[your edge]]
|-
|Geroge || || [[cartoon]]
|-
|Grant || || [[Sick Day]]
|-
|Grant Gossman || [[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]] || [[narrator]]
|-
|Great Looking Girl || || [[i she be]]
|-
|Gunkiller || [[Gunk Iller]], Gunky || [[web comics]]
|}

=== H ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Haley || || [[huttah!]]
|-
|Hank Toler || Hankatola, My dear Hankerin' || [[army]]
|-
|Hannah || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Harry Earlenmacherg || Harry Ergonomics, Düsseldörke, Ger-man, [[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]] || [[haircut]]
|-
|Heather || || [[fingers]]
|-
|Henry Wisner || Crudkid || [[imaginary]]
|-
|HockeymanJ05 || Hockey Jockey Man Oh... Whatever, Hockeyfriend, Soccerdude || [[personal favorites]]
|-
|Holmes || || [[huttah!]]
|-
|128 Hot Katies || || [[dreamail]]
|-
|Hunter || || [[part-time job]]
|}

=== I ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Ike || || [[mascot]]
|}

=== J ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|J.Hazard || Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man, Hazbro || [[winter pool]]
|-
|Jake || [[Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]], Jakesy, Jakenstein, Jake-ula ''(in [[retirement]])'' || [[cliffhangers]]
|-
|James || Website || [[website]]
|-
|James || || [[caper]]
|-
|James F || James Ffffffff || [[japanese cartoon]]
|-
|Jamie Ericson || Hom-ee-ay Eric-SON, ''(unintelligible mumbles)'' || [[redesign]]
|-
|Janus || || [[other days]]
|-
|Jaro || || [[Family Resemblence]]
|-
|Jason || || [[dullard]]
|-
|Jay || || [[technology]]
|-
|Jeffrey Desterhoft || Jeffy, Crapface || [[replacement]]
|-
|Jeffrey Gilligan || || [[E-mail Birds]]
|-
|Jen C || || [[big white face]]
|-
|Jenny || || [[disconnected]]
|-
|Jess and Tiff || || [[50 emails]]
|-
|Jess G. || Jess G'oh! || [[the facts]]
|-
|Jimmy || Little Jimmy || [[2 emails]]
|-
|Jimty || || [[Sbemailiarized]]
|-
|Jody (not a girl) || Jody (Bulldozer), Ms. Dozer || [[alternate universe]]
|-
|Joe P || Jopy || [[stand-up]]
|-
|John, and some other people who aren't scam artists || [[Superfied Credit Union]] || [[credit card]]
|-
|John || || [[ghosts]]
|-
| John Katulla || John Katu-lalalalalalala, Mothmouth || [[hygiene]]
|-
|John Newell || Johnnywell || [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
|Jon || || [[flashback]]
|-
|Jonathan Shaheen || Sha-''heen!'' (with lens flares and special effects), Supper Bag || [[theme song]]
|-
|Jordan || Jor-dan || [[kind of cool]]
|-
|Jordan Reynolds || || [[current status]]
|-
|Josh || || [[ghosts]]
|-
|Josh || Joshoakland, Josho || [[retirement]]
|-
|Josh || Somekindaguy ''{pronounced "Soma-keenda-goo-ay"}'', [[Minor Companies|joshCO!]], Soma || [[nightlife]]
|-
|Joy || || [[Accent]]
|-
|Just Another Hopeless Romantic || Homeless Romantic, Homeless Roma'ic || [[love poems]]
|-
|Justin || || [[caffeine]]
|-
|Justin Corcoran || Huge To The Dork, Whatever Your Name Was|| [[extra plug]]
|-
|Justin Wagley || this just in, Wagley || [[bedtime story]]
|}

=== K ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Kaitlin G. || Generic Name || [[monument]]
|-
|Kaizer || || [[dragon]]
|-
|Kat || || [[pop-up]]
|-
|Keith || Pakeithpsy || [[the chair]]
|-
|Kelly || Kellyoosa || [[hremail 3184]]
|-
|[[Kerrek]] || || [[interview]]
|-
|Kev the Mighty || Kev the Moron || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
|-
|Kevin || || [[pom pom]]
|-
|Kevin Grumbles || Kevin ''{grumbles}'' || [[stupid stuff]]
|-
|KG || Cagey Veteran || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]
|-
|Kissless in Santa Rosa || || [[making out]]
|-
|Kristian WithaK || Kristi Ann Withak || [[too cool]]
|-
|Kyle || || [[car]]
|-
|Kyle Rechsteiner || || [[action figure]]
|-
|Kyle Smith || The Yellow Dart || [[english paper]]
|-
|Kyle Williams || you total Ogdenite || [[the paper]]
|}

=== L ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Lasko || Laaaasko || [[huttah!]]
|-
|Lee Conrad || Jwee || [[fingers]]
|-
|L. Eftformat || || [[rated]]
|-
|Leonard || Lucy, Whoever || [[Real-Live E-Mails]]
|-
|Leonard Nimoy || || [[dreamail]]
|-
|Lewis Rudkin || Rudkin Shampoo || [[strong badathlon]]
|-
|Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth || Buffoon, Carpet Bagger, Poor Sap || [[50 emails]]
|-
|Lorenzo and Fillbert || Danny || [[lady...ing]]
|-
|Louis || Luis, Lewis, Louie, Lucy || [[stunt double]]
|-
|Luke || [[Wikipedia:Melvin Van Peebles|Van Peebles]], Claire || [[origins]]
|-
|Luke S. || Luke South || [[retirement]]
|-
|Lyd and Jules || ladies?, possibly ladies, maybe ladies || [[environment]]
|}

=== M ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Malinko || || [[rough copy]]
|-
|Marc Baroni || Macaroni from A to Z, Alphabet Macaroni, Shoshoni Macaroni || [[geddup noise]]
|-
|Margo || || [[CGNU]]
|-
|Marie || || [[weird dream]]
|-
|Mark || Marke || [[sb_email 22]]
|-
|Matt || Fratty || [[theme party]]
|-
|Matt || [[Deleted]] || [[50 emails]]
|-
|Matt M. || || [[senior prom]]
|-
|Matt Macro Pika || Matt Massapequa || [[sbemail 206]]
|-
|Meg || KS || [[suntan]]
|-
|Meghan || Meg-Han || [[modeling]]
|-
|Melissa and Hillary || Mellie, Hillarious, Couthy, Girls || [[secret recipes]]
|-
|Mendelev || || [[no loafing]]
|-
|Micah || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Mike || Mike, Uk || [[i rule]]
|-
|Mike || || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
|Mike || Nerd || [[50 emails]]
|-
|Mike || Mike Morkleson || [[parenting]]
|-
|Mike S || || [[morning routine]]
|-
|Mike W || || [[gimmicks]]
|-
|Mito || Dumpo || [[huttah!]]
|-
|Mollie B. || Mollie B. Chowdwerworth Gruelmanger || [[the next april fools thing]]
|-
|Molly T. || Mollyman, Mollybdenum || [[diorama]]
|-
|Monkeydude || Josh || [[crazy cartoon]]
|}

=== N ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Naomi || Horse Woman || [[E-mail Birds]]
|-
|Nathan || Standard Nathan, Nathan TX || [[record book]]
|-
|Nice Dad || N.D., Uncool Dad || [[being mean]]
|-
|Nicholas & Antonio || || [[original]]
|-
|Nicolas || || [[tape-leg]], [[personal favorites]]
|-
|The Nitwon || The Nittle One, Nitwit || [[from work]]
|-
|Nobuyoshi Shigeta || || [[huttah!]]
|}

=== P ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Pablo || Pablo Phoenix || [[flag day]]
|-
|Patrick || Patrique, Patrice || [[high school]]
|-
|Paul || Perthy Paul, Dinkum || [[more armies]]
|-
|Paul M. Pasquella || Pauly Pasqually, Pascual Perez || [[buried]]
|-
|Paxton Westergard || Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Paxto West || [[shapeshifter]]
|-
|PB || Problem Brian || [[specially marked]]
|-
|Peggy || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Peter || Peter Comma, Epressing-day Erd-nay, Comma || [[rampage]]
|-
|Phylo D || || [[the bird]]
|-
|Pilmple-Faced Bill || || [[licensed]]
|-
|PlasticDiverGuy || PastyDeadGuy, PrancyDirtGirl || [[underlings]]
|-
|Pred || || [[personal favorites]]
|-
|punkkid87 || || [[theme song]]
|}

=== R ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Rachel || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Rafael || Rafi || [[theme park]]
|-
|Richie Z || || [[do over]]
|-
|Robert McSwain || McSwobert || [[videography]]
|-
|Ron Kiwi || Mr. Kiwi || [[duck pond]]
|-
|Roxy || || [[business trip]]
|-
|Roy || || [[studying]]
|-
|Ryan || || [[new hands]]
|-
|Ryan || Stupid, Whoever || [[no loafing]]
|-
|Ryan || || [[cheatday]]
|-
|Ryan || Ryan Raleigh || [[space program]]
|-
|Ryan N || Ryguy || [[pizzaz]]
|}

=== S ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Sally || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|Sam || || [[funny]]
|-
|Sam || Shim-Sham Sam || [[time capsule]]
|-
|Sarah || || [[pet show]]
|-
|Scott || || [[50 emails]]
|-
|Seb || Jimmy-Jimmy || [[mile]] 
|-
|Shack || Shaq || [[helium]]
|-
|Shana Ma. || Shanama, Shanamana, Shanamanamanamanamana || [[colonization]]
|-
|Shandy || || [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
|Sibbie || || [[sibbie]]
|-
|Silent J || || [[techno]]
|-
|Sin Studly17 || Dumb Name || [[invisibility]]
|-
|Somebody noone cares about in IA || Everyone in Iowa || [[mini-golf]]
|-
|Someone || Larry Pat || [[lunch special]]
|-
|Someone stronger than [Strong Bad] || "a girl", Simone || [[bottom 10]]
|-
|Somone thats not homestarrunner || Somone || [[candy product]]
|-
|Spanky elgrondo || my good Spank || [[4 branches]]
|-
|Spud Jr. || Stu-pud Jr. || [[animal]]
|-
|Stan & Loretta || Dan & Linda || [[monster truck]]
|-
|Stephanie || || [[unused emails]]
|-
|Steve || || [[spring cleaning]]
|-
|Steve || || [[lackey]]
|-
|Steve || Watered Down || [[montage]]
|-
|Steven || Eh Steven || [[different town]]
|-
|Steve Buttz || Steve, never mind, I'm not even gonna touch that one, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]] || [[kids' book]]
|-
|Stiny || Li'l Stiny || [[superhero name]]
|-
|[[Strong Mad|Stlong Mad]] || || [[lunch special]]
|-
|Stu || || [[TV Time Toons Menu]]
|-
|Sue || [[Deleted]] || [[spring cleaning]]
|}

=== T ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Talon Jendro || Ta'lon J'en-dr'o, my young apprentice || [[what i want]]
|-
|Taylor R. || || [[video games]]
|-
|Ter || Terbert, Terlliam, Terthew, Welter || [[coloring]]
|-
|That guy, from that place || Pete, from Pete's parents' basement || [[road trip]]
|-
|Thomas O. || || [[slumber party]]
|-
|T.J. || || [[the basics]]
|-
|Tom B || Tomby || [[keep cool]]
|-
|Tori || || [[the show]]
|-
|Trevor || || [[trevor the vampire]]
|-
|Trixie || || [[personal favorites]]
|-
|[[Trogdor]] || || [[concert]]
|-
|Tyler || || [[butt IQ]]
|-
|Tyler || || [[huttah!]]
|}

=== V ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Vicky || || [[email thunder]]
|-
|[[Swedish Flag|Viklas]] || || [[little questions]]
|-
|Vinnie C || || [[homsar]]
|-
|Virginia || College Bike Owner || [[bike thief]]
|}

=== W ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|[[Wilbur]] || || [[Videro Games]]
|}

=== Y ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Yami Yugi || || [[island]]
|-
|Your Friend || [[Jhonka]] || [[impression]]
|-
|Your Pal || Palbert || [[couch patch]]
|}

=== Z ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
|Zack || Jack || [[old comics]]
|-
|Zebbadee || || [[personal favorites]]
|}

=== Unsigned ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Name !! width=50% | Nickname(s) !! width=25% | Email
|-
| || || [[homestar hair]]
|-
| || || [[sisters]]
|-
| || || [[unused emails]] x 4
|-
| || Mike Control, Mike Controller || [[cheatday]]
|-
| || || [[cheatday]]
|-
| || || [[virus]]
|-
| || || [[the chair]]
|-
| || Nobody || [[unnatural]]
|}

==Senders as in absentia characters==
Some email senders are later referenced in the toon (or another toon) as doing more than simply sending the email. While they never appear, there are hints that they have interacted with some of the residents of [[Places#Free Country, USA|Free Country, USA]].
*[[i she be]] {{--}} [[The Cheat]] IMs the sender, Great Looking Girl, at the end of the email.
*[[stupid stuff]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] makes a deal with sender Kevin Grumbles, wagering some of Kevin's [[Grumblecakes]], but later learns that Kevin double-crossed him by making a similar bet with [[Homestar Runner]].
*[[rough copy]] {{--}} Sender Malinko mails his sketches of Strong Bad and The Cheat. When they imitate his "promblem"-atic drawings in hopes of suing the pants off him, their plan backfires, as [[Strong Sad]], representing Malinko, proceeds to sue and throw snowballs at Strong Bad.
*[[pizza joint]] {{--}} When Strong Bad opens [[The Pizz|a pizza joint]] in [[Strong Badia]] to attract sender Daphne and her college-girl friends, they end up at [[The King of Town's Grill|The Cheat's pizza joint]].
*[[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Sad announces that [[Abdi LaRue]], sender of [[some kinda robot]], would appear at FHQWHfest '08, implying that Abdi agreed to go.
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[[Category: Lists]]

Strong Bad Email By Closing

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:12:16 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

Most [[Strong Bad Email]]s seen on [[homestarrunner.com|the website]] and [[strongbad_email.exe|DVDs]] include a '''{{w|Valediction|closing}}''' from [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|the sender]]. These range from complex ("With lots of anticipation,") to simple (merely appending a hyphen before the sender's name); approximately 1/3 of emails have no closing at all. [[Strong Bad]] typically will read the valediction as written, but occasionally will change it or make up one of his own.

One popular closing is "[[Crapfully Yours]]"; this closing and its variations are recorded in its own article.

=="Sincerely"==
*[[some kinda robot]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[website]] - "Sincerely Yours"
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[local news]]
*[[stupid stuff]]
*[[different town]] - Misspelled as "Sincerley"
*[[lunch special]] - "Sincerly" (original closing)
*[[theme park]] - "Sincerely Yours" (Strong Bad says this instead of the written closing, which is "crapfully [[crap]]")
*[[other days]]
*[[animal]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[rampage]] - Read as "Sincerely Peter"
*[[geddup noise]] - "Sincerely yours"
*[[Sick Day]] - "Sincerely Crap"
*[[high school]]
*[[retirement]] A - Misspelled as "sincerly"
*[[your funeral]] - "Sincerely yours"
*[[underlings]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[rated]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[dictionary]] - "Sincerely Yours"
*[[the next april fools thing]]

=="Thank you"==
*[[sb_email 22]] (original closing)
*[[CGNU]]
*[[12:00]] - "Thankyou,"
*[[comic]]
*[[personal favorites]] - "Thanks,"
*[[mascot]] - "Thanks for the info."
*[[impression]] - "Thanks"
*[[cliffhangers]] - "Thanks,"
*[[the paper]]
*[[buried]] - "Thanks,"
*[[being mean]] - "Thanks!" (email 1)

=="Your (type of person)"==
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="2" width="37%">
*[[depressio]] - "Your fan"
*[[duck pond]] - "Your friend"
*[[superhero name]] - "Your friend"
*[[sugarbob]] - "YOUR JEALOUS FAN,"
*[[flag day]] - "Your pal"
*[[ghosts]] - "Your Favorite Cowboys"
*[[monster truck]] - "Your devoted fans,"
*[[the show]] - "your friend,"
*[[crazy cartoon]] - "your awesome friend"
*[[stunt double]] - "Your whatever,"
*[[labor day]] - "Your friend,"
*[[kids' book]] - "Your fan,"
*[[2 years]] - "Your Main Man,"
*[[colonization]] - "From your Buddy,"
*[[kind of cool]] - "Your devoted fan,"
*[[army]] - "Your Homeboy,"
*[[flashback]] - "Your Fan,"
*[[replacement]] - "Your friend,"
*[[cheatday]] - "Your friend," (email 2)
*[[old comics]] - "your friend,"
*[[the facts]] - "Your fan,"
*[[lady...ing]] - "Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,"
*[[isp]] - "Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,"
*[[what i want]] - "your holiday spirit"
*[[looking old]] - "your faithful fan,"
*[[concert]] - "Your Dragon,"
*[[hygiene]] - "Your friend,"
*[[being mean]] - "Your Pal," (email 2)
</autocolumn>
</table>

=="-(Name of Sender)"==
*[[homsar]] (Read as "From...")
*[[i love you]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[weird dream]]
*[[new hands]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[mile]]
*[[dreamail]] (dream version)
*[[secret recipes]]
*[[bedtime story]]
*[[rough copy]] (-Malinko-)
*[[sbemail 206]]

=="Crapfully Yours"==
{{seemain|Crapfully Yours}}

==Other==
===Strong Bad reads what's written===
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="2" width="37%">
*[[making out]] - "Please help me Strong Bad..."
*[[brianrietta]] - "Hopefully yours,"
*[[band names]] - "you rule"
*[[spring cleaning]] - "Surprised at your lack of humor," (email 5)
*[[Greeting Cards]] - "Signed"
*[[sisters]] "Yours," (email 1)
*[[dragon]] - "well, g2g,"
*[[marzipan]] - "Ok, bye."
*[[huttah!]] - "Love," (email 3)
*[[huttah!]] - "I HATE YOU," (email 6)
*[[fingers]] - "Typing faster than you..." (email 4)
*[[fingers]] - "Yours,"
*[[privileges]] - "from your friend"
*[[funny]] - "From"
*[[anything]] - "bye"
*[[couch patch]] - "form,"
*[[video games]] - "From,"
*[[monument]] - "Another fan,"
*[[car]] - "From"
*[[dangeresque 3]] - "yours truly,"
*[[pizzaz]] - "peace out dawg foo gangsta yo"
*[[cheatday]] - "please answer," (email 3)
*[[time capsule]] - "please answer this,"
*[[extra plug]] - "Simcity,"
*[[radio]] - "bowing to you"
*[[dreamail]] - "With lots of anticipation," (reality)
*[[rock opera]] - "Best Wishes,"
*[[best thing]] - "Later,"
*[[long pants]] - "Tootles!" (original closing)
*[[modeling]] - "Yours truuly,"
*[[bottom 10]] - "From"
*[[portrait]] - "guess what, it's-"
*[[trading cards]] - "Nerdly yours,"
*[[retirement]] B - "Very seriously"
*[[coloring]] - "-much love"
*[[4 branches]] - "ur biggest fan"
*[[from work]] - "From,"
*[[more armies]] - "Yours,"
*[[Accent]] - "Yours truly,"
*[[mini-golf]] - "Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,"
*[[pizza joint]] - "Hopeful in Pennsylvania"
*[[nightlife]] - "Somekindaguy"
*[[fan club]] - "Best regards,"
*[[pet show]] - "Have fun,"
*[[licensed]] - "From yours truly"
*[[shapeshifter]] - "From"
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] - "From"
*[[hiding]] - "Awesomely Yours,"
*[[magic trick]] - "From"
*[[April Fool 09]] - "Get with it,"
*[[hremail 3184]] - "From,"
*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] - "Thanks for considering!"
*[[too cool]] - "Woefully yours,"
</autocolumn>
</table>

===Strong Bad makes up his own closing===
*[[sb_email 22]] - Strong Bad suggests alternates to the [[#"Thank you"|"Thank you"]] the sender used:
**"Cheers,"
**"Cheerio,"
**"Nevermind the bullocks,"
*[[lunch special]] - "Keep on tranglin,"
*[[long pants]] - "Some ants toot"
*[[do over]] - "Totally not gettin' old," (Strong Bad says this instead of the written closing, "Crapfully yours,")
*[[boring (really)]] - "With lots of groan," (Strong Bad says this instead of the written closing, "With lots of crap,")
*[[space program]] - "Good jokes," (Strong Bad says this instead of the written closing, "Doo doo crap,")
*[[your edge]] - "Yours, etc" (Strong Bad says "Yours, His, Hers, Mine, Ours")

==None==
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[credit card]]
*[[i she be]]
*[[spring cleaning]] (emails 1, 2 and 3)
*[[super powers]]
*[[1 step ahead]]
*[[sisters]] (email 2)
*[[guitar]]
*[[dullard]]
*[[helium]]
*[[property of ones]]
*[[invisibility]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[little questions]]
*[[lures & jigs]]
*[[techno]]
*[[your friends]]
*[[theme party]]
*[[50 emails]] (all emails)
*[[E-mail Birds]] (all emails)
*[[island]]
*[[morning routine]]
*[[current status]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[huttah!]] (emails 1, 2, 4, 5 and 7)
*[[interview]]
*[[fingers]] (emails 1, 2 and 3)
*[[english paper]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[autobiography]]
*[[caper]]
*[[big white face]]
*[[2 emails]] (both emails)
*[[sibbie]]
*[[suntan]]
*[[the process]]
*[[date]]
*[[no loafing]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[the bet]]
*[[lackey]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[cheatday]] (original email and email 4)
*[[pom pom]]
*[[crying]]
*[[for kids]]
*[[montage]]
*[[virus]]
*[[origins]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[record book]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[secret identity]]
*[[redesign]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[road trip]]
*[[strong badathlon]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[original]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[being mean]] (email 3)
*[[email thunder]]
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] (both emails)
*[[videography]]
*[[parenting]]
*[[robots]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==See Also==
*[[Crapfully Yours]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Greeting]]

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Strong Bad Email By Greeting

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:12:05 GMT

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This is a list of every '''[[Strong Bad Email]] by greeting'''.

=="Dear"==
<table width="100%">
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*[[some kinda robot]]
*[[butt IQ]] {{--}} Dear Mr Bad
*[[making out]]
*[[depressio]]
*[[halloweener]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[credit card]] Dear Mr. Bad
*[[duck pond]]
*[[the basics]]
*[[studying]]
*[[stand-up]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[spring cleaning]] (Emails 1, 3, and 4)
*[[cartoon]] {{--}} dear mr bad
*[[the bird]]
*[[CGNU]]
*[[3 wishes]]
*[[superhero name]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*[[gimmicks]]
*[[helium]]
*[[vacation]]
*[[little questions]]
*[[lures & jigs]]
*[[theme party]]
*[[50 emails]] (Emails 1, 2 (Dear Stong Bad), and 4)
*[[website]]
*[[island]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[huttah!]]
*[[fingers]] (Emails 1, 4, and 5)
*[[english paper]]
*[[unused emails]] (Short stack email 1, medium stack email 1, tall stack email 1, and Strong Mad's email)
*[[the show]]
*[[caper]]
*[[personal favorites]] (Emails 2 (Dear Strong Bad again) and 4)
*[[big white face]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[privileges]]
*[[funny]]
*[[sibbie]]
*[[the process]]
*[[date]]
*[[impression]]
*[[labor day]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[mile]]
*[[local news]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[army]]
*[[the bet]]
*[[different town]]
*[[car]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[cheatday]] (Email 1)
*[[pom pom]]
*[[other days]] (Emails 1 and 2)
*[[the facts]]
*[[time capsule]] {{--}} dear STRONG bad
*[[extra plug]] {{--}} Dear S to the B
*[[montage]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[animal]]
*[[radio]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[origins]]
*[[secret recipes]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[long pants]]
*[[rampage]] {{--}} Der Ong-stray Ad-bay
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[do over]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[modeling]] {{--}} dear STRONG BAD!!!!!
*[[record book]]
*[[lady...ing]] (Emails 1 (Dear Strongest of the Bads) and 2)
*[[Sick Day]]
*[[space program]]
*[[portrait]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[secret identity]]
*[[technology]]
*[[pop-up]]
*[[lady fan]]
*[[disconnected]]
*[[candy product]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[senior prom]]
*[[isp]]
*[[redesign]]
*[[theme song]] {{--}} Dear Super Bad
*[[road trip]] {{--}} Dear Fatty bad
*[[cliffhangers]]
*[[retirement]] (Email 2)
*[[coloring]] {{--}} Dear awesome
*[[the chair]] {{--}} D to the ear Strong Bad
*[[what i want]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[your funeral]] {{--}} Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad
*[[from work]]
*[[rough copy]]
*[[underlings]]
*[[Accent]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} Dear awesome Strong Bad.
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[buried]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
*[[rated]]
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[love poems]] {{--}} Dear Mr. Strong [Bad]
*[[hiding]] {{--}} Dear Dude
*[[being mean]] (Emails 1 and 2)
*[[email thunder]] {{--}} Dear Homestar
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] (Email 1)
*[[April Fool 09]]
*[[hremail 3184]]
*[[imaginary]]
*[[independent]]
*[[dictionary]]
*[[sbemail 206]]
*[[too cool]] {{--}} Dear SB
*[[the next april fools thing]]
*[[robots]] {{--}} DearSB 
</autocolumn>
</table>

=="Hi"==
*[[homsar]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[sb_email 22]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[anything]]
*[[colonization]]
*[[dangeresque 3]] {{--}} hi there, strong bad
*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]

=="Hey"==
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[i she be]] {{--}} hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
*[[band names]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[guitar]] {{--}} Hey Strong Bad whats up?
*[[property of ones]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[techno]]
*[[new hands]]
*[[morning routine]]
*[[current status]] {{--}} Hey man
*[[dragon]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[autobiography]]
*[[personal favorites]] (Email 1)
*[[2 emails]] (Emails 1 and 2)
*[[suntan]]
*[[no loafing]]
*[[kind of cool]]
*[[video games]]
*[[lackey]] {{--}} Hey, yo there Strong Bad!
*[[monument]] {{--}} Hey there Strong Bad!
*[[stupid stuff]]
*[[flashback]] {{--}} Hey there, Strong Bad!
*[[lunch special]]
*[[cheatday]] (Email 3) {{--}} hey, sb!
*[[crying]] {{--}} Hey Strongbad ''(see [[#"Yo"|below]])''
*[[old comics]] {{--}} hey SB
*[[pizzaz]]
*[[dreamail]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[high school]]
*[[myths & legends]] {{--}} Hey Strongbad
*[[trading cards]]
*[[4 branches]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[concert]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[pizza joint]] {{--}} Hey there Strong Bad
*[[web comics]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[nightlife]] {{--}} Hey mr S to the B
*[[your edge]] {{--}} Hey Strongbad-
*[[magic trick]]
*[[being mean]] (Email 3)
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] (Email 2)
</autocolumn>
</table>

=="Hello"==
*[[1 step ahead]]
*[[sisters]] (Email 2)
*[[stunt double]]
*[[bedtime story]]
*[[mini-golf]] {{--}} Hellooooooo Strongbad

=="Yo"==
*[[ghosts]] {{--}} Yo yo, Strong Bad!
*[[fingers]] (Email 2)
*[[crying]] {{--}} YO Yo Strongbad ''(immediately followed by "Hey Strongbad")''

==Other==
*[[your friends]] {{--}} WASSUP!
*[[personal favorites]] (Email 5) {{--}} Sup Strong Bad
*[[for kids]] {{--}} Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad
*[[virus]] {{--}} ert+
*[[bottom 10]] {{--}} To Weak Bad
*[[retirement]] (Email 1) {{--}} dearest strong bad
*[[more armies]] {{--}} Mr Strong Bad
*[[original]] {{--}} Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\m/
*[[pet show]] {{--}} Haihai
*[[licensed]] {{--}} Ok Strong Bad
*[[specially marked]] {{--}} Hey ho, Strongbad.
*[[Comic Book Movie]] {{--}} Greetings from a kindred soul.
*[[videography]] {{--}} To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)
*[[parenting]] {{--}} S to the Bad

===Just "Strong Bad"===
*[[spring cleaning]] (Email 5)
*[[12:00]]
*[[sisters]] (Email 1)
*[[dullard]]
*[[invisibility]]
*[[50 emails]] (Email 3)
*[[marzipan]]
*[[2 years]]
*[[rock opera]]
*[[strong badathlon]]

===None===
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[spring cleaning]] (Email 2)
*[[little animal]]
*[[super powers]]
*[[E-mail Birds]] (All three emails)
*[[weird dream]]
*[[comic]] {{--}} The email was not originally sent to Strong Bad.
*[[interview]]
*[[fingers]] (Email 3)
*[[unused emails]] (Short stack email 2, medium stack email 2, and tall stack email 2)
*[[personal favorites]] (Email 3)
*[[couch patch]]
*[[cheatday]] (Emails 2 and 4)
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[narrator]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[fan club]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender]]
*[[Poorly Written Emails#Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word|Emails that spell Strong Bad as one word]]
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[[Category:Lists]]

Strong Bad Email Intros

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:11:57 GMT

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{{about|list of all Strong Bad Email intros}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Email Intros (disambiguation)}}
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It has become a tradition for [[Strong Bad]] to '''make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song''', usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.
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==Strong Bad Emails==
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! Number !! Email !! Intro
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{{!}} 1 {{!}}{{!}} [[some kinda robot]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 2 {{!}}{{!}} [[homsar]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
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{{!}} 3 {{!}}{{!}} [[butt IQ]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 4 {{!}}{{!}} [[homestar hair]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
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{{!}} 5 {{!}}{{!}} [[making out]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
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{{!}} 6 {{!}}{{!}} [[depressio]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 7 {{!}}{{!}} [[halloweener]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I am going to check my email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 8 {{!}}{{!}} [[brianrietta]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I remember the time when I checked my email.
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{{!}} 9 {{!}}{{!}} [[i love you]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
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{{!}} 10 {{!}}{{!}} [[trevor the vampire]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
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{{!}} 11 {{!}}{{!}} [[i rule]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 12 {{!}}{{!}} [[credit card]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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{{!}} 13 {{!}}{{!}} [[i she be]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
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{{!}} 14 {{!}}{{!}} [[duck pond]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Must... check... email...
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{{!}} 15 {{!}}{{!}} [[the basics]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Everybody... check your email...
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{{!}} 16 {{!}}{{!}} [[band names]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
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{{!}} 17 {{!}}{{!}} [[studying]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ohh! Electronic mail!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 18 {{!}}{{!}} [[stand-up]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Something has compelled me to check my email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 19 {{!}}{{!}} [[tape-leg]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 20 {{!}}{{!}} [[spring cleaning]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 21 {{!}}{{!}} [[cartoon]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
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{{!}} 22 {{!}}{{!}} [[sb_email 22]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{singing the background music of the first level of ''Donkey Kong''}'' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 23 {{!}}{{!}} [[little animal]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 24 {{!}}{{!}} [[the bird]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 25 {{!}}{{!}} [[super powers]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 26 {{!}}{{!}} [[CGNU]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 27 {{!}}{{!}} [[3 wishes]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got an email. I got an awesome email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 28 {{!}}{{!}} [[1 step ahead]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 29 {{!}}{{!}} [[superhero name]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All these... emails... I don't understand.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 30 {{!}}{{!}} [[12:00]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 31 {{!}}{{!}} [[sugarbob]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 32 {{!}}{{!}} [[flag day]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Riballa diballa check email.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 33 {{!}}{{!}} [[gimmicks]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Super great, super great... Check your email!<noinclude> Diggity...</noinclude>
{{!}}-
{{!}} 34 {{!}}{{!}} [[weird dream]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Time to check the email... Time to check the email...<noinclude> TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... ''[The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}]'' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... ''{The Cheat clicks the SB Email icon}'' Okay, here we go.</noinclude>
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{{!}} 35 {{!}}{{!}} [[sisters]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
{{!}}-
{{!}} 36 {{!}}{{!}} [[guitar]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 37 {{!}}{{!}} [[dullard]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Mmmmm... fresh emails...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 38 {{!}}{{!}} [[helium]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 39 {{!}}{{!}} [[property of ones]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 40 {{!}}{{!}} [[vacation]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...<noinclude>
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{{!}} 41 {{!}}{{!}} [[invisibility]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. ''{removes DORKS! sticky note}'' And don't need ''this'' anymore. ''{knocks away Tandy}'' For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! ''{Compy starts up}'' Okay, let's get to checking!</noinclude>
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{{!}} 42 {{!}}{{!}} [[action figure]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
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{{!}} 43 {{!}}{{!}} [[little questions]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
{{!}}-
{{!}} 44 {{!}}{{!}} [[lures & jigs]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 45 {{!}}{{!}} [[techno]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
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{{!}} 46 {{!}}{{!}} [[your friends]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{clears throat}'' ''{in a clear voice}'' Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 47 {{!}}{{!}} [[new hands]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
{{!}}-
{{!}} 48 {{!}}{{!}} [[ghosts]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Boy, is it ever Monday.
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{{!}} 49 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme party]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 50 {{!}}{{!}} [[50 emails]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 51 {{!}}{{!}} [[website]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 52 {{!}}{{!}} [[island]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 53 {{!}}{{!}} [[comic]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
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{{!}} 54 {{!}}{{!}} [[morning routine]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
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{{!}} 55 {{!}}{{!}} [[cheat talk]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
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{{!}} 56 {{!}}{{!}} [[current status]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! The email!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 57 {{!}}{{!}} [[japanese cartoon]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 58 {{!}}{{!}} [[dragon]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!<noinclude> ''{brings up email}'' Oh man! Not from a female.</noinclude>
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{{!}} 59 {{!}}{{!}} [[marzipan]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
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{{!}} 60 {{!}}{{!}} [[huttah!]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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{{!}} 61 {{!}}{{!}} [[monster truck]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
{{!}}-
{{!}} 62 {{!}}{{!}} [[interview]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
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{{!}} 63 {{!}}{{!}} [[fingers]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 64 {{!}}{{!}} [[english paper]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 65 {{!}}{{!}} [[unused emails]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
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{{!}} 66 {{!}}{{!}} [[the show]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 67 {{!}}{{!}} [[autobiography]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
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{{!}} 68 {{!}}{{!}} [[caper]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
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{{!}} 69 {{!}}{{!}} [[personal favorites]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get ''that'' to happen again?
{{!}}-
{{!}} 70 {{!}}{{!}} [[big white face]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 71 {{!}}{{!}} [[2 emails]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
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{{!}} 72 {{!}}{{!}} [[crazy cartoon]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 73 {{!}}{{!}} [[mascot]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 74 {{!}}{{!}} [[privileges]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
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{{!}} 75 {{!}}{{!}} [[funny]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''[Compy 386: File Not Found.]'' uh{{--}}that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''{email loads}'' uh{{--}}that's never happened befo{{--}}oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 76 {{!}}{{!}} [[sibbie]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email! Email! Email! Email!
{{!}}-
{{!}} 77 {{!}}{{!}} [[suntan]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{operatic voice}'' email.
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{{!}} 78 {{!}}{{!}} [[anything]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is ''{slowly, as he writes it with chalk on the monitor}'' Homestar Runner. ''{erases it}'' Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 79 {{!}}{{!}} [[the process]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
{{!}}-
{{!}} 80 {{!}}{{!}} [[stunt double]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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{{!}} 81 {{!}}{{!}} [[date]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
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{{!}} 82 {{!}}{{!}} [[impression]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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{{!}} 83 {{!}}{{!}} [[labor day]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
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{{!}} 84 {{!}}{{!}} [[kids' book]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
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{{!}} 85 {{!}}{{!}} [[2 years]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!
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{{!}} 86 {{!}}{{!}} [[no loafing]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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{{!}} 87 {{!}}{{!}} [[mile]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—<noinclude>
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{{!}} 88 {{!}}{{!}} [[couch patch]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe. ''[Compy 386: Bad command or file name]'' What? Oh. no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe. ''[Compy 386: Syntax error.]'' um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'. ''[Compy 386: Cut it out, you.]'' What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... {sighs} on to the email.</noinclude>
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{{!}} 89 {{!}}{{!}} [[local news]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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{{!}} 90 {{!}}{{!}} [[colonization]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} E''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me, e''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me.
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{{!}} 91 {{!}}{{!}} [[caffeine]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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{{!}} 92 {{!}}{{!}} [[kind of cool]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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{{!}} 93 {{!}}{{!}} [[army]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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{{!}} 94 {{!}}{{!}} [[video games]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
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{{!}} 95 {{!}}{{!}} [[the bet]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
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{{!}} 96 {{!}}{{!}} [[lackey]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
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{{!}} 97 {{!}}{{!}} [[monument]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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{{!}} 98 {{!}}{{!}} [[stupid stuff]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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{{!}} 99 {{!}}{{!}} [[different town]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Check your email and check your email. ''{[[different town#Real-World References{{!}}looped]]}'' Check your email and check your email.
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{{!}} 100 {{!}}{{!}} [[flashback]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ONE TWO THREE FOUR{{--}}<includeonly><br>''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''<br></includeonly>EMAIL IS AWESOME<includeonly> ''{"AWESOME"}''</includeonly>, EMAIL IS WEIRD<includeonly> ''{"WEiRD"}''</includeonly>, EMAIL IS AWESOME<includeonly> ''{"AWESOME"}''</includeonly> AND EMAIL IS WEIRD<includeonly> ''{"WEiRD"}''</includeonly>! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL<includeonly> ''{"grrrl"}''</includeonly>...uh!}}</onlyinclude>
<onlyinclude>{{#ifeq:{{{1|DVD 2}}}|DVD 2|
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{{!}} 101 {{!}}{{!}} [[car]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.
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{{!}} 102 {{!}}{{!}} [[lunch special]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
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{{!}} 103 {{!}}{{!}} [[haircut]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
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{{!}} 104 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme park]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
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{{!}} 105 {{!}}{{!}} [[replacement]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
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{{!}} 106 {{!}}{{!}} [[dangeresque 3]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
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{{!}} 107 {{!}}{{!}} [[cheatday]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
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{{!}} 108 {{!}}{{!}} [[pom pom]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
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{{!}} 109 {{!}}{{!}} [[crying]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e{{--}}''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.
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{{!}} 110 {{!}}{{!}} [[for kids]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} <noinclude>''{playing Peasant's Quest}'' Let's see. Make friends with Kerrek. ''[Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants. ]'' What the-! Um... Buy Kerrek a cold one. ''[Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.]'' What?! Oh man... Stupid game! ''{quits}''</noinclude><includeonly>''{types "quit" into Peasant's Quest; a message responds, "You quitter."}''</includeonly> I guess I should do the thing that I do.
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{{!}} 111 {{!}}{{!}} [[other days]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
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{{!}} 112 {{!}}{{!}} [[old comics]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
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{{!}} 113 {{!}}{{!}} [[pizzaz]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
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{{!}} 114 {{!}}{{!}} [[the facts]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
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{{!}} 115 {{!}}{{!}} [[time capsule]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
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{{!}} 116 {{!}}{{!}} [[extra plug]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
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{{!}} 117 {{!}}{{!}} [[montage]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
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{{!}} 118 {{!}}{{!}} [[virus]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
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{{!}} 119 {{!}}{{!}} [[animal]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
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{{!}} 120 {{!}}{{!}} [[radio]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
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{{!}} 121 {{!}}{{!}} [[part-time job]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
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{{!}} 122<noinclude>a</noinclude> {{!}}{{!}} [[dreamail]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...<noinclude>
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{{!}} 122b {{!}}{{!}} [[dreamail]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight!</noinclude>
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{{!}} 123 {{!}}{{!}} [[origins]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
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{{!}} 124 {{!}}{{!}} [[secret recipes]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
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{{!}} 125 {{!}}{{!}} [[rock opera]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! ''{repeats the previous sentence [[Reversed Dialogue{{!}}backwards]]}''
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{{!}} 126 {{!}}{{!}} [[best thing]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} You got to email, just to stay alive!
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{{!}} 127 {{!}}{{!}} [[long pants]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} And if I email you! Girl, woman! ''{holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words}'' Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! ''{holds up the papers again}''<noinclude>
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{{!}} 128 {{!}}{{!}} [[rampage]]<br>(site version)
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come ''on'', y'all!</noinclude>
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{{!}} 128 {{!}}{{!}} [[rampage]]<noinclude><br>(DVD/YouTube)</noinclude>
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} The email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come ''on'', y'all!
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{{!}} 129 {{!}}{{!}} [[garage sale]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
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{{!}} 130 {{!}}{{!}} [[do over]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!
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{{!}} 131 {{!}}{{!}} [[boring (really)]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{rapping}'' Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
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{{!}} 132 {{!}}{{!}} [[modeling]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
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{{!}} 133<noinclude>a</noinclude> {{!}}{{!}} [[bottom 10]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is making fun of you.<noinclude>
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{{!}} 133b {{!}}{{!}} [[bottom 10]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Back out of my way, so I can check some email.</noinclude>
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{{!}} 134 {{!}}{{!}} [[record book]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
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{{!}} 135 {{!}}{{!}} [[lady...ing]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{singing in falsetto}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
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{{!}} 136 {{!}}{{!}} [[geddup noise]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
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{{!}} 137 {{!}}{{!}} [[bedtime story]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. ''{in falsetto}'' Checkin' my email!
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{{!}} 138 {{!}}{{!}} [[space program]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
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{{!}} 139 {{!}}{{!}} [[portrait]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
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{{!}} 140 {{!}}{{!}} [[high school]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's the email, baby, lunch juice!<noinclude>
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{{!}} 141 {{!}}{{!}} [[death metal]]<br>(site version)
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email.</noinclude>
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{{!}} 141 {{!}}{{!}} [[death metal]]<noinclude><br>(DVD/YouTube)</noinclude>
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.
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{{!}} 142 {{!}}{{!}} [[secret identity]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
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{{!}} 143 {{!}}{{!}} [[technology]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
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{{!}} 144 {{!}}{{!}} [[narrator]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
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{{!}} 145 {{!}}{{!}} [[myths & legends]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
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{{!}} 146 {{!}}{{!}} [[pop-up]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
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{{!}} 147 {{!}}{{!}} [[lady fan]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
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{{!}} 148 {{!}}{{!}} [[disconnected]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
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{{!}} 149 {{!}}{{!}} [[candy product]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{blows on microphone and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
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{{!}} 150 {{!}}{{!}} [[alternate universe]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.<includeonly> ''{to Strong Sad}'' Thanks, man.<br>'''STRONG SAD:''' No prob, Bob.</includeonly>
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{{!}} 151 {{!}}{{!}} [[senior prom]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
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{{!}} 152 {{!}}{{!}} [[isp]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
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{{!}} 153 {{!}}{{!}} [[redesign]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} <includeonly>''{This scene opens in a darkened computer room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''<br>''{from offscreen}'' </includeonly>Email is nice, <includeonly>''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' </includeonly>habalubabulabada! <includeonly>''{rips the tape away}'' </includeonly>Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
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{{!}} 154 {{!}}{{!}} [[keep cool]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
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{{!}} 155 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme song]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
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{{!}} 156 {{!}}{{!}} [[road trip]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
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{{!}} 157 {{!}}{{!}} [[trading cards]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
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{{!}} 158 {{!}}{{!}} [[cliffhangers]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
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{{!}} 159a {{!}}{{!}} [[retirement]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
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{{!}} 159b {{!}}{{!}} [[retirement]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
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{{!}} 160 {{!}}{{!}} [[coloring]]
{{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.}}</onlyinclude>
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| 161 || [[4 branches]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
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| 162a || [[the chair]]
| style="text-align: left;" | A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
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| 162b || [[the chair]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
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| 163 || [[what i want]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
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| 164 || [[looking old]]
| style="text-align: left;" |''{slowly}'' Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
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| 165 || [[strong badathlon]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
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| 166 || [[unnatural]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
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| 167 || [[the movies]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
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| 168 || [[your funeral]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
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| 169 || [[from work]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
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| 170 || [[rough copy]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
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| 171 || [[underlings]]
| style="text-align: left;" | My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
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| 172 || [[more armies]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
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| 173 || [[the paper]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
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| 174 || [[mini-golf]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
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| 175 || [[concert]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
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| 176 || [[hygiene]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
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| 177 || [[original]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
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| 178 || [[bike thief]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
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| 179 || [[pizza joint]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
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| 180 || [[slumber party]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
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| 181 || [[web comics]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
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| 182 || [[business trip]]
| style="text-align: left;" | When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
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| 183 || [[yes, wrestling]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
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| 184 || [[diorama]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
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| 185 || [[nightlife]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
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| 186 || [[environment]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
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| 187 || [[winter pool]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
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| 188 || [[fan club]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
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| 189 || [[pet show]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
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| 190 || [[licensed]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
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| 191 || [[buried]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
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| 192 || [[shapeshifter]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
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| 193 || [[rated]]
| style="text-align: left;" | My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR phone! That's right.
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| 193½ || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
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| 194 || [[specially marked]]
| style="text-align: left;" | If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
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| 195 || [[love poems]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
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| 196 || [[hiding]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
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| 197 || [[your edge]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
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| 198 || [[magic trick]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my ''{grunt}'', and then I'll check my ''{grunt}'' and then we'll turn it out.
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| 199 || [[being mean]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
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| 200 || [[email thunder]]
| style="text-align: left;" | '''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{singing}'' Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about.<br> How can we face two hundred sbemails?<br> The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!<br/>'''STRONG BAD:''' Puke!
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| 200½ || [[April Fool 09]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
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| 201 || [[hremail 3184]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
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| 202 || [[imaginary]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
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| 203 || [[independent]]
| style="text-align: left;" | To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
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| 204 || [[dictionary]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
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| 205 || [[videography]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
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| 206 || [[sbemail 206]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
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| 207 || [[too cool]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
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| 208 || [[the next april fools thing]]
| style="text-align: left;" | If I can't check my email, then how I'm supposed to live my life?
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| 209 || [[parenting]]
| style="text-align: left;" | And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can ''{rhythmic mumbles}''
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| 210 || [[robots]]
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!
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== Additional Intros ==
These introductions are used in other places than [[Strong Bad Email]] toons.

===DVD-Exclusive Emails===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-algin: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Email !! Intro
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| 1 || [[Greeting Cards]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
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| 2 || [[E-mail Birds]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird-killing stone.
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| 3 || [[Videro Games]]
| style="text-align: left;" | There comes a time, when we read a certain email.
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| 4 || [[Family Resemblence]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life.
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| 5 || [[Accent]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email.
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| 6 || [[Comic Book Movie]]
| style="text-align: left;" | We love emails and girls love us! Now let me check my email 'cause it's gatherin' dust!
|}

===''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' Emails===
{{seealso|SBCG4AP Intros}}

''[[SBCG4AP]]'' includes emails that the player can check at their leisure. With the exception of the first introduction, these introductions are not associated with checking a specific mail; rather, one of them plays at random each time Strong Bad sits down in front of the Lappy.

====Homestar Ruiner====
*I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my what? ''{only when checking the first email}''
*I'll kick you in the head, with my email boot.
*I'm checking emails from Awesome to Zawesome!
*I'm just over here checkin' my email and your breath smells real bad.
*Don't brag and boast, just put a little email all on your toast.
*Gimme the emails Lappy{{--}}shamalama dingalama domolama damow.
*When Strong Bad checks his email, a cute fish dies.

====Strong Badia the Free====
*I don't know what I've been told, email's best when it don't scroll. ''{only when checking the first email}''

====Baddest of the Bands====
*In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
*When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
*E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
*''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
*3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.

====Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective====
*I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. Chi-ka wha!
*Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
*I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
*I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
*Even though I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.

====8-Bit is Enough====
*Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
*A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
*Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
*E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!

===Exclusive to ''Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack''===
The three volumes of the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]] conclude with "Sbemail Songs" compilations. In addition to songs covered above, they also include previously-unreleased intros:
*[[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1|Volume 1]] {{--}}
** What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain. ''([[2 emails]] outtake)''
** What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt. ''([[2 emails]] outtake)''
** This is my new dance. Dedledeh, this is my new dance. Dedledeh, it's the email dance.
*[[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2|Volume 2]] {{--}}
** Nothin' like na-na-na's to get you through an email song. ''(possible [[secret recipes]] outtake)''
*[[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3|Volume 3]] {{--}}
** ''{with instrumental backing}'' Checkin' emails in 2008! Strong Bad's 'bout to fit to regulate! ''([[environment]] outtake)''
** Ooh, it's been so long since I sang an email music... thing...

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{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

Strong Bad Email By Length

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:11:50 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

{{cleanup|Audit}}
[[File:sbemailParenting.png|thumb|At nearly 8 minutes in length, "[[parenting]]" is currently the longest Strong Bad Email.]]
__FORCETOC__
This is a list of every '''[[Strong Bad Email]] in order of length'''. Also included is information on the longest and shortest emails from each computer era. Note that [[Easter egg]]s (or [[YouTube]] versions) can dramatically change the length of an email; as such, emails with Easter eggs are measured twice.

==List==
In the list below, if the name of an email is '''bolded''', that means it is, or was at one time, the longest email.
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{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|6|53}} |eetime={{hmss|7|21}} |index=159|title=retirement|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 15.5 years)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappier|vtime={{hmss|6|05}} |eetime={{hmss|6|54}} |index=210|title=robots}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|5|52}} |eetime={{hmss|6|48}} |index=150|title=alternate universe|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for six months)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappier|vtime={{hmss|5|37}} |eetime={{hmss|5|37}} |index=208|title=the next april fools thing}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compe|vtime={{hmss|5|20}}|vtime_extra=(Flash)<br>4:38 (YouTube) |eetime={{hmss|5|48}} |index=203|title=independent}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappier|vtime={{hmss|5|12}} |eetime={{hmss|5|18}} |index=206|title=sbemail 206}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|5|10}} |eetime={{hmss|5|59}} |index=200|title=email thunder}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|5|04}} |eetime={{hmss|5|24}} |index=201|title=hremail 3184}}
{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|5|01}} |eetime={{hmss|6|05}} |index=100|title=flashback|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for two years)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|59}} |eetime={{hmss|4|59}} |index=133|title=bottom 10}}

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{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|4|54}} |eetime={{hmss|4|54}} |index=106|title=dangeresque 3}}
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{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|40}} |eetime={{hmss|4|57}} |index=183|title=yes, wrestling}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|40}} |eetime={{hmss|4|43}} |index=131|title=boring (really)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|34}} |eetime={{hmss|4|57}} |index=124|title=secret recipes}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|32}} |eetime={{hmss|5|01}} |index=188|title=fan club}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|27}} |eetime={{hmss|4|48}} |index=174|title=mini-golf}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|26}} |eetime={{hmss|5|07}} |index=175|title=concert}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|26}} |eetime={{hmss|4|38}} |index=195|title=love poems}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|24}} |eetime={{hmss|4|29}} |index=130|title=do over}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|22}} |eetime={{hmss|4|33}} |index=135|title=lady...ing}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|19}} |eetime={{hmss|4|49}} |index=185|title=nightlife}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|19}} |eetime={{hmss|4|27}} |index=190|title=licensed}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|18}} |eetime={{hmss|4|26}} |index=164|title=looking old}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|18}} |eetime={{hmss|4|33}} |index=156|title=road trip}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|4|17}} |eetime={{hmss|4|46}} |index=40|title=vacation|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for almost two years)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|16}} |eetime={{hmss|4|43}} |index=151|title=senior prom}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|4|14}} |eetime={{hmss|4|14}} |index=104|title=theme park}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|11}} |eetime={{hmss|4|45}} |index=180|title=slumber party}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|4|10}} |eetime={{hmss|4|46}} |index=93|title=army}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|10}} |eetime={{hmss|4|30}} |index=166|title=unnatural}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|09}} |eetime={{hmss|4|33}} |index=179|title=pizza joint}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=corpy|vtime={{hmss|4|08}} |eetime={{hmss|4|13}} |index=202|title=imaginary}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|08}} |eetime={{hmss|4|19}} |index=126|title=best thing}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|07}} |eetime={{hmss|4|27}} |index=187|title=winter pool}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|07}} |eetime={{hmss|4|07}} |index=192|title=shapeshifter}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|06}} |eetime={{hmss|4|25}} |index=182|title=business trip}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|06}} |eetime={{hmss|4|28}} |index=176|title=hygiene}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|4|05}} |eetime={{hmss|4|16}} |index=118|title=virus}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|02}} |eetime={{hmss|4|27}} |index=119|title=animal}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|02}} |eetime={{hmss|4|31}} |index=120|title=radio}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|4|00}} |eetime={{hmss|4|18}} |index=197|title=your edge}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|58}} |eetime={{hmss|4|07}} |index=162|title=the chair}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|56}} |eetime={{hmss|3|56}} |index=160|title=coloring}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|56}} |eetime={{hmss|3|56}} |index=155|title=theme song}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|56}} |eetime={{hmss|4|11}} |index=168|title=your funeral}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|56}} |eetime={{hmss|4|13}} |index=178|title=bike thief}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|55}} |eetime={{hmss|4|22}} |index=191|title=buried}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|52}} |eetime={{hmss|4|15}} |index=198|title=magic trick}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|51}} |eetime={{hmss|3|51}} |index=134|title=record book}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|51}} |eetime={{hmss|4|11}} |index=167|title=the movies}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|48}} |eetime={{hmss|4|13}} |index=141|title=death metal}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compe|vtime={{hmss|3|48}} |eetime={{hmss|4|16}} |index=204|title=dictionary}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|48}} |eetime={{hmss|3|54}} |index=196|title=hiding}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|47}} |eetime={{hmss|4|27}} |index=143|title=technology}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|46}} |eetime={{hmss|3|54}} |index=153|title=redesign}}

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{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|44}} |eetime={{hmss|3|51}} |index=128|title=rampage}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|44}} |eetime={{hmss|3|57}} |index=142|title=secret identity}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|43}} |eetime={{hmss|4|19}} |index=184|title=diorama}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|43}} |eetime={{hmss|4|06}} |index=102|title=lunch special}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|43}} |eetime={{hmss|3|56}} |index=122|title=dreamail}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|43}} |eetime={{hmss|4|14}} |index=189|title=pet show}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|41}} |eetime={{hmss|3|53}} |index=172|title=more armies}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|40}} |eetime={{hmss|3|50}} |index=186|title=environment}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|3|39}} |eetime={{hmss|3|39}} |index=4.5|dvd=DVD bonus:|title=Real-Live E-Mails}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|3|39}} |eetime={{hmss|3|39}} |index=6|dvd=DVD #6:|title=Comic Book Movie}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|39}} |eetime={{hmss|3|39}} |index=165|title=strong badathlon}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|38}} |eetime={{hmss|4|08}} |index=136|title=geddup noise}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|37}} |eetime={{hmss|4|06}} |index=139|title=portrait}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|34}} |eetime={{hmss|3|45}} |index=181|title=web comics}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|34}} |eetime={{hmss|3|34}} |index=169|title=from work}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|34}} |eetime={{hmss|3|39}} |index=137|title=bedtime story}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|33}} |eetime={{hmss|3|52}} |index=170|title=rough copy}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|33}} |eetime={{hmss|3|43}} |index=154|title=keep cool}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|30}} |eetime={{hmss|3|30}} |index=147|title=lady fan}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|30}} |eetime={{hmss|3|58}} |index=177|title=original}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compe|vtime={{hmss|3|30}} |eetime={{hmss|3|49}} |index=205|title=videography}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|29}} |eetime={{hmss|3|38}} |index=163|title=what i want}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|28}} |eetime={{hmss|3|50}} |index=129|title=garage sale}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|26}} |eetime={{hmss|3|56}} |index=109|title=crying}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|26}} |eetime={{hmss|3|42}} |index=199|title=being mean}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|26}} |eetime={{hmss|3|26}} |index=157|title=trading cards}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|25}} |eetime={{hmss|3|44}} |index=193|title=rated}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|24}} |eetime={{hmss|3|34}} |index=110|title=for kids}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|23}} |eetime={{hmss|3|31}} |index=152|title=isp}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|23}} |eetime={{hmss|3|44}} |index=116|title=extra plug}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|23}} |eetime={{hmss|3|32}} |index=125|title=rock opera}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|22}} |eetime={{hmss|4|22}} |index=115|title=time capsule}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|22}} |eetime={{hmss|3|33}} |index=105|title=replacement}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|22}} |eetime={{hmss|4|04}} |index=158|title=cliffhangers}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|20}} |eetime={{hmss|3|26}} |index=58|title=dragon}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|20}} |eetime={{hmss|3|45}} |index=123|title=origins}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|20}} |eetime={{hmss|3|33}} |index=79|title=the process}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|19}} |eetime={{hmss|3|45}} |index=113|title=pizzaz}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|18}} |eetime={{hmss|4|06}} |index=121|title=part-time job}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|17}} |eetime={{hmss|3|23}} |index=77|title=suntan}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|15}} |eetime={{hmss|3|42}} |index=117|title=montage}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|13}} |eetime={{hmss|3|21}} |index=82|title=impression}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|12}} |eetime={{hmss|3|21}} |index=146|title=pop-up}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|12}} |eetime={{hmss|3|28}} |index=111|title=other days}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|11}} |eetime={{hmss|3|39}} |index=171|title=underlings}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|11}} |eetime={{hmss|3|11}} |index=148|title=disconnected}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|10}} |eetime={{hmss|3|10}} |index=132|title=modeling}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|10}} |eetime={{hmss|3|44}} |index=81|title=date}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|08}} |eetime={{hmss|3|32}} |index=173|title=the paper}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|08}} |eetime={{hmss|3|08}} |index=194|title=specially marked}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|05}} |eetime={{hmss|4|24}} |index=89|title=local news}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|05}} |eetime={{hmss|3|18}} |index=127|title=long pants}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|04}} |eetime={{hmss|3|24}} |index=94|title=video games}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|3|03}} |eetime={{hmss|3|03}} |index=5|dvd=DVD #5:|title=Accent}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|02}} |eetime={{hmss|3|12}} |index=140|title=high school}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|3|01}} |eetime={{hmss|3|22}} |index=88|title=couch patch}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|3|01}} |eetime={{hmss|3|20}} |index=144|title=narrator}}

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{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|59}} |eetime={{hmss|3|42}} |index=103|title=haircut}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|57}} |eetime={{hmss|3|27}} |index=92|title=kind of cool}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=lappy|vtime={{hmss|2|55}} |eetime={{hmss|3|17}} |index=145|title=myths & legends}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|54}} |eetime={{hmss|3|27}} |index=101|title=car}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|54}} |eetime={{hmss|2|54}} |index=99|title=different town}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|53}} |eetime={{hmss|3|07}} |index=114|title=the facts}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|51}} |eetime={{hmss|2|51}} |index=70|title=big white face}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|49}} |eetime={{hmss|3|04}} |index=68|title=caper}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|47}} |eetime={{hmss|2|47}} |index=96|title=lackey}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|46}} |eetime={{hmss|3|37}} |index=83|title=labor day}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|45}} |eetime={{hmss|3|29}} |index=50|title=50 emails}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|43}} |eetime={{hmss|2|55}} |index=67|title=autobiography}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|41}} |eetime={{hmss|2|53}} |index=91|title=caffeine}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|39}} |eetime={{hmss|2|43}} |index=72|title=crazy cartoon}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|39}} |eetime={{hmss|2|39}} |index=98|title=stupid stuff}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|37}} |eetime={{hmss|3|07}} |index=95|title=the bet}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|35}} |eetime={{hmss|2|35}} |index=60|title=huttah!}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|34}} |eetime={{hmss|2|44}} |index=66|title=the show}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|33}} |eetime={{hmss|3|03}} |index=112|title=old comics}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|33}} |eetime={{hmss|2|33}} |index=107|title=cheatday}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|2|32}} |eetime={{hmss|2|49}} |index=4|dvd=DVD #4:|title=Family Resemblence}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|27}} |eetime={{hmss|2|36}} |index=87|title=mile}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|26}} |eetime={{hmss|3|12}} |index=71|title=2 emails}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|25}} |eetime={{hmss|3|04}} |index=108|title=pom pom}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|23}} |eetime={{hmss|2|48}} |index=85|title=2 years}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|23}} |eetime={{hmss|2|30}} |index=74|title=privileges}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|21}} |eetime={{hmss|3|05}} |index=69|title=personal favorites}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|20}} |eetime={{hmss|2|33}} |index=75|title=funny}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|19}} |eetime={{hmss|2|45}} |index=76|title=sibbie}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|17}} |eetime={{hmss|2|42}} |index=80|title=stunt double}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|2|17}} |eetime={{hmss|2|17}} |index=28|title=1 step ahead|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 9.1 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|15}} |eetime={{hmss|2|39}} |index=59|title=marzipan}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|2|15}} |eetime={{hmss|2|15}} |index=37|title=dullard|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 2.9 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|13}} |eetime={{hmss|2|13}} |index=78|title=anything}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|13}} |eetime={{hmss|2|13}} |index=62|title=interview}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|13}} |eetime={{hmss|2|13}} |index=64|title=english paper}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|09}} |eetime={{hmss|2|09}} |index=54|title=morning routine}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|08}} |eetime={{hmss|2|51}} |index=55|title=cheat talk}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|08}} |eetime={{hmss|2|54}} |index=97|title=monument}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|07}} |eetime={{hmss|2|08}} |index=63|title=fingers}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|2|03}} |eetime={{hmss|2|03}} |index=32|title=flag day}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|02}} |eetime={{hmss|2|40}} |index=57|title=japanese cartoon}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|01}} |eetime={{hmss|2|01}} |index=84|title=kids' book}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|2|00}} |eetime={{hmss|2|00}} |index=73|title=mascot}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|57}} |eetime={{hmss|2|43}} |index=48|title=ghosts}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|57}} |eetime={{hmss|3|00}} |index=90|title=colonization}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|57}} |eetime={{hmss|1|57}} |index=52|title=island}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|54}} |eetime={{hmss|1|54}} |index=41|title=invisibility}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|54}} |eetime={{hmss|1|57}} |index=86|title=no loafing}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|53}} |eetime={{hmss|1|53}} |index=51|title=website}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|48}} |eetime={{hmss|1|48}} |index=31|title=sugarbob}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|46}} |eetime={{hmss|1|46}} |index=38|title=helium}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|45}} |eetime={{hmss|2|07}} |index=42|title=action figure}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|45}} |eetime={{hmss|1|45}} |index=21|title=cartoon|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 5.9 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|45}} |eetime={{hmss|2|02}} |index=44|title=lures & jigs}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|43}} |eetime={{hmss|2|04}} |index=61|title=monster truck}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|43}} |eetime={{hmss|3|18}} |index=53|title=comic}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|40}} |eetime={{hmss|1|40}} |index=35|title=sisters}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|38}} |eetime={{hmss|1|38}} |index=65|title=unused emails}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|1|37}} |eetime={{hmss|1|37}} |index=3|dvd=DVD #3:|title=Videro Games}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|36}} |eetime={{hmss|1|36}} |index=47|title=new hands}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|32}} |eetime={{hmss|1|32}} |index=27|title=3 wishes}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|32}} |eetime={{hmss|1|32}} |index=36|title=guitar}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|27}} |eetime={{hmss|1|27}} |index=18|title=stand-up|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 3 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|27}} |eetime={{hmss|1|27}} |index=20|title=spring cleaning}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|1|20}} |eetime={{hmss|1|20}} |index=1|dvd=DVD #1:|title=Greeting Cards}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|20}} |eetime={{hmss|1|20}} |index=24|title=the bird}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|19}} |eetime={{hmss|1|19}} |index=39|title=property of ones}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|18}} |eetime={{hmss|1|18}} |index=12|title=credit card|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 6 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|17}} |eetime={{hmss|1|17}} |index=34|title=weird dream}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|17}} |eetime={{hmss|1|17}} |index=25|title=super powers}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|16}} |eetime={{hmss|1|16}} |index=23|title=little animal}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|16}} |eetime={{hmss|1|16}} |index=33|title=gimmicks}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|15}} |eetime={{hmss|1|15}} |index=7|title=halloweener|record=1|title_extra=(longest email for 10.5 weeks)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|14}} |eetime={{hmss|1|21}} |index=56|title=current status}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|13}} |eetime={{hmss|1|42}} |index=45|title=techno}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|13}} |eetime={{hmss|1|13}} |index=16|title=band names}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|13}} |eetime={{hmss|2|04}} |index=43|title=little questions}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|13}} |eetime={{hmss|1|13}} |index=17|title=studying}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|12}} |eetime={{hmss|1|12}} |index=26|title=CGNU}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|12}} |eetime={{hmss|1|12}} |index=30|title=12:00}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|11}} |eetime={{hmss|1|11}} |index=46|title=your friends}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|11}} |eetime={{hmss|1|11}} |index=13|title=i she be}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|08}} |eetime={{hmss|1|08}} |index=15|title=the basics}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|08}} |eetime={{hmss|1|08}} |index=29|title=superhero name}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|06}} |eetime={{hmss|1|06}} |index=10|title=trevor the vampire}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=compy|vtime={{hmss|1|06}} |eetime={{hmss|1|51}} |index=49|title=theme party}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=dvd|vtime={{hmss|1|02}} |eetime={{hmss|1|02}} |index=2|dvd=DVD #2:|title=E-mail Birds}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|1|01}} |eetime={{hmss|1|01}} |index=19|title=tape-leg}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|59}} |eetime={{hmss|0|59}} |index=5|title=making out|record=1)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|59}} |eetime={{hmss|0|59}} |index=3|title=butt IQ|record=1)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|56}} |eetime={{hmss|0|56}} |index=9|title=i love you}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|55}} |eetime={{hmss|0|55}} |index=4|title=homestar hair}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|54}} |eetime={{hmss|0|54}} |index=6|title=depressio}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|53}} |eetime={{hmss|0|53}} |index=8|title=brianrietta}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|46}} |eetime={{hmss|0|46}} |index=2|title=homsar|record=1)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|45}} |eetime={{hmss|0|45}} |index=1|title=some kinda robot|record=1)}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|41}} |eetime={{hmss|0|54}} |index=14|title=duck pond}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|40}} |eetime={{hmss|0|40}} |index=11|title=i rule}}

{{SBE ByLength Row|era=tandy|vtime={{hmss|0|34}} |eetime={{hmss|0|58}} |index=22|title=sb_email 22}}
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== By Era ==
{| class="wikitable"
! width="5%" rowspan="2"|Era
! colspan="2"|Shortest email
! colspan="2"|Longest email
! colspan="2"|Average runtime
! rowspan="2"|No. of emails
! colspan="2"|Total runtime
! width="30%" rowspan="2"|Notes
|-
! Shortest
! with Easter eggs
! Longest
! with Easter eggs
! Average
! with Easter eggs
! Total
! with Easter eggs
|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''[[Tandy 400|Tandy]]'''
| [[sb_email 22]]<br>0:34
| [[i rule]]<br>0:40
| [[vacation]]<br>4:26
| vacation<br>4:26
|{{display time|tandy|average}}
|{{display time|tandy-ee|average}}
|{{display time|tandy|count}}
|{{display time|tandy|total}}
|{{display time|tandy-ee|total}}
|The postcard segments of vacation were released over several weeks. The longest Tandy era email released in one part is [[dullard]], at 2:15.
|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''[[Compy 386|Compy]]'''
| [[theme party]]<br>1:06
| [[your friends]]<br>1:11
| [[flashback]]<br>5:01
| flashback<br>6:05
|{{display time|compy|average}}
|{{display time|compy-ee|average}}
|{{display time|compy|count}}
|{{display time|compy|total}}
|{{display time|compy-ee|total}}
| flashback is the 100th-anniversary email.
|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''[[Lappy 486|Lappy]]'''
| [[myths & legends]]<br>2:55
| [[specially marked]]<br>3:08
| [[retirement]]<br>6:53
| retirement<br>7:21
|{{display time|lappy|average}}
|{{display time|lappy-ee|average}}
|{{display time|lappy|count}}
|{{display time|lappy|total}}
|{{display time|lappy-ee|total}}
| retirement was initially released in two parts on different release dates. retirement B can be considered the shortest at 2:48; the longest Lappy email released in one part is [[alternate universe]] at 5:52 (6:48 including Easter eggs).

|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''[[Compé]]'''
| [[videography]]<br>3:30
| videography<br>3:49
| [[independent]]<br>5:20
| independent<br>5:48
|{{display time|compe|average}}
|{{display time|compe-ee|average}}
|{{display time|compe|count}}
|{{display time|compe|total}}
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|
|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''[[Lappier]]'''
| [[too cool]]<br>4:41
| too cool<br>5:13
| [[parenting]]<br>7:53
| parenting<br>10:00
|{{display time|lappier|average}}
|{{display time|lappier-ee|average}}
|{{display time|lappier|count}}
|{{display time|lappier|total}}
|{{display time|lappier-ee|total}}
| parenting's runtime beat the previous record holders by the largest margin (1:00 over [[retirement]] without easter eggs compared to retirement's 0:59 over [[alternate universe]], 2:39 over retirement with easter eggs compared to [[vacation]]'s 2:29 over [[1 step ahead]]).
|-
|style="background-color:#f2f2f2"| '''All Emails'''
| [[sb_email 22]]<br>0:34
| [[i rule]]<br>0:40
| [[parenting]]<br>7:53
| parenting<br>10:00
|{{display time|email-total|average}}
|{{display time|email-ee-total|average}}
|{{display time|email-total|count}}
|{{display time|email-total|total}}
|{{display time|email-ee-total|total}}
|
|}

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]
*[[Toons By Length]]

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[[Category:Lists]]

Strong Bad Email By Title

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:11:41 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

A list of all [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] seen on [[homestarrunner.com|the website]] and [[strongbad_email.exe|DVDs]], sent to [[Strong Bad]], sorted alphabetically.

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==#==
*[[1 step ahead]] (28)
*[[12:00]] (30)
*[[2 emails]] (71)
*[[2 years]] (85)
*[[3 wishes]] (27)
*[[4 branches]] (161)
*[[50 emails]] (50)

==A==
*[[Accent]] (DVD Email #5)
*[[action figure]] (42)
*[[alternate universe]] (150)
*[[animal]] (119)
*[[anything]] (78)
*[[army]] (93)
*[[autobiography]] (67)

==B==
*[[band names]] (16)
*[[bedtime story]] (137)
*[[being mean]] (199)
*[[best thing]] (126)
*[[big white face]] (70)
*[[bike thief]] (178)
*[[boring (really)]] (131)
*[[bottom 10]] (133)
*[[brianrietta]] (8)
*[[buried]] (191)
*[[business trip]] (182)
*[[butt IQ]] (3)

==C==
*[[caffeine]] (91)
*[[candy product]] (149)
*[[caper]] (68)
*[[car]] (101)
*[[cartoon]] (21)
*[[CGNU]] (26)
*[[cheat talk]] (55)
*[[cheatday]] (107)
*[[cliffhangers]] (158)
*[[colonization]] (90)
*[[coloring]] (160)
*[[comic]] (53)
*[[Comic Book Movie]] (DVD Email #6)
*[[concert]] (175)
*[[couch patch]] (88)
*[[crazy cartoon]] (72)
*[[credit card]] (12)
*[[crying]] (109)
*[[current status]] (56)

==D==
*[[dangeresque 3]] (106)
*[[date]] (81)
*[[death metal]] (141)
*[[depressio]] (6)
*[[dictionary]] (204)
*[[different town]] (99)
*[[diorama]] (184)
*[[disconnected]] (148)
*[[do over]] (130)
*[[dragon]] (58)
*[[dreamail]] (122)
*[[duck pond]] (14)
*[[dullard]] (37)

==E==
*[[E-mail Birds]] (DVD Email #2)
*[[english paper]] (64)
*[[environment]] (186)
*[[extra plug]] (116)
*[[email thunder]] (200)

==F==
*[[Family Resemblence]] (DVD Email #4)
*[[fan club]] (188)
*[[fingers]] (63)
*[[flag day]] (32)
*[[flashback]] (100)
*[[for kids]] (110)
*[[from work]] (169)
*[[funny]] (75)

==G==
*[[garage sale]] (129)
*[[geddup noise]] (136)
*[[ghosts]] (48)
*[[gimmicks]] (33)
*[[guitar]] (36)
*[[Greeting Cards]] (DVD Email #1)

==H==
*[[haircut]] (103)
*[[halloweener]] (7)
*[[helium]] (38)
*[[hiding]] (196)
*[[high school]] (140)
*[[homestar hair]] (4)
*[[homsar]] (2)
*[[hremail 3184]] (201)
*[[huttah!]] (60)
*[[hygiene]] (176)

==I==
*[[i love you]] (9)
*[[i rule]] (11)
*[[i she be]] (13)
*[[imaginary]] (202)
*[[impression]] (82)
*[[independent]] (203)
*[[interview]] (62)
*[[invisibility]] (41)
*[[island]] (52)
*[[isp]] (152)

==J==
*[[japanese cartoon]] (57)

==K==
*[[keep cool]] (154)
*[[kids' book]] (84)
*[[kind of cool]] (92)

==L==
*[[labor day]] (83)
*[[lackey]] (96)
*[[lady fan]] (147)
*[[lady...ing]] (135)
*[[licensed]] (190)
*[[little animal]] (23)
*[[little questions]] (43)
*[[local news]] (89)
*[[long pants]] (127)
*[[looking old]] (164)
*[[love poems]] (195)
*[[lunch special]] (102)
*[[lures & jigs]] (44)

==M==
*[[magic trick]] (198)
*[[making out]] (5)
*[[marzipan]] (59)
*[[mascot]] (73)
*[[mile]] (87)
*[[mini-golf]] (174)
*[[modeling]] (132)
*[[monster truck]] (61)
*[[montage]] (117)
*[[monument]] (97)
*[[more armies]] (172)
*[[morning routine]] (54)
*[[myths & legends]] (145)

==N==
*[[narrator]] (144)
*[[new hands]] (47)
*[[nightlife]] (185)
*[[no loafing]] (86)

==O==
*[[old comics]] (112)
*[[original]] (177)
*[[origins]] (123)
*[[other days]] (111)

==P==
*[[parenting]] (209)
*[[part-time job]] (121)
*[[personal favorites]] (69)
*[[pet show]] (189)
*[[pizza joint]] (179)
*[[pizzaz]] (113)
*[[pom pom]] (108)
*[[pop-up]] (146)
*[[portrait]] (139)
*[[privileges]] (74)
*[[property of ones]] (39)

==Q==

==R==
*[[radio]] (120)
*[[rampage]] (128)
*[[rated]] (193)
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] (Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] DVD Email)
*[[record book]] (134)
*[[redesign]] (153)
*[[replacement]] (105)
*[[retirement]] (159)
*[[road trip]] (156)
*[[robots]] (210)
*[[rock opera]] (125)

==S==
*[[sb_email 22]] (22)
*[[sbemail 206]] (206)
*[[secret identity]] (142)
*[[secret recipes]] (124)
*[[senior prom]] (151)
*[[shapeshifter]] (192)
*[[sibbie]] (76)
*[[sisters]] (35)
*[[slumber party]] (180)
*[[some kinda robot]] (1)
*[[space program]] (138)
*[[specially marked]] (194)
*[[spring cleaning]] (20)
*[[stand-up]] (18)
*[[strong badathlon]] (165)
*[[studying]] (17)
*[[stunt double]] (80)
*[[stupid stuff]] (98)
*[[sugarbob]] (31)
*[[suntan]] (77)
*[[super powers]] (25)
*[[superhero name]] (29)

==T==
*[[tape-leg]] (19)
*[[techno]] (45)
*[[technology]] (143)
*[[the basics]] (15)
*[[the bet]] (95)
*[[the bird]] (24)
*[[the chair]] (162)
*[[the facts]] (114)
*[[the movies]] (167)
*[[the next april fools thing]] (208)
*[[the paper]] (173)
*[[the process]] (79)
*[[the show]] (66)
*[[theme park]] (104)
*[[theme party]] (49)
*[[theme song]] (155)
*[[time capsule]] (115)
*[[too cool]] (207)
*[[trading cards]] (157)
*[[trevor the vampire]] (10)

==U==
*[[underlings]] (171)
*[[unnatural]] (166)
*[[unused emails]] (65)

==V==
*[[vacation]] (40)
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robots

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 23:11:33 GMT

It's dot com: /* Transcript */ add apostrophe

{{sbenav}}

{{aboutemail}} ''To view other instances of robots, see [[robots (disambiguation)]].''
Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret council!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Robot}}, {{film|Visor Robot}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Larry Palaroncini}} (voice only), {{film|Grape Nuts Robot}}, {{film|Humidibot}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappier}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 24, 2025

'''Running Time:''' 6:05 (Flash), 6:54 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Lappier Than Thou

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is checking his email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
DearSB,<br />
You got all these robots round your town, but<br />
you never DO anything with them. What giveth?<br />
<br />
Carrie<br />
Larry, IA<br />
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces SB as "sbu" and "IA" as "Internet asker"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm. Good point, Care-lare, good point. It does seem like a bit of an oversight. ''{stops typing}'' Say, The Cheat!

''{The Cheat rushes in from the left. Strong Bad turns to greet him.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring up our files on thems of the robotic persuasion.

''{The Cheat produces a file folder.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the folder. The first page displays a dossier for The Robot from the Original Book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First up, we've got the walking metal robot{{--}}

''{Cut to The Robot standing in the field, plugged into a detached wall outlet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Robot!

''{The Robot raises its arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One very specific size of nut{{--}}

''{Zoom in. A dotted line shows where a nut would fit inside The Robot's wrench hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}doesn't stand a chance against this guy!

''{Cut back to the folder. A page featuring the dossier for the Visor Robot appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And this guy was last seen doing a brief stint as one o' them personal assistants.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in the kitchen. A Visor Robot-shaped AI assistant sits on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, fhqwh-bot, add "amazing thing" to my shopping list.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. I added a lazy bean to your shopping list Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' That is not what I asked for. ''{pulls up a bundle of Large Bean plushes}'' And I already own all the lazy beans!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Now playing "Hazy Jeans" from Larry Palaroncini's solo album.

''{Song begins to play}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}'' Well, I can't see a thing through these hazy jeans...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated groaning}'' Fhqwh-bot set a timer for a thousand million years!

''{Homestar walks out.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. Setting a timer for aAAraRrrRRaarRaA{{--}}

''{The Visor Robot malfunctions and explodes, knocking all the lazy beans off the table and exposing its lightbulb.}''

''{Cut back to the file.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we can't forget my robotic{{--}} ''{a dossier for the Grape Nuts Robot appears}'' doppelgänger! Who, in an unexpected twist, became the spokesperson for competing cereal companies.

''{Cut to the kitchen. The Grape Nuts Robot is standing next to a box of Cheat Commandos...O's. The Cheat Commandos music plays.}''

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Now spell. Come back, Flavor. Come back, Nutrition.

''{Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And finally, the leader of them all... that technological terror... the pinnacle of mechanical panic!

''{Cut to the file showing a dossier for Humidibot. The picture shows an imposing silhouette with a "?" sign on it. The name is unknown.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know him. You fear him.

''{Cut to the field. Humidibot rolls up.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' It's a great day for Humidibot! This is not my theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat peek from behind the buses as Humidibot rolls past.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There he goes, The Cheat. On his way to a secret robot council meeting! Time for you to go...

''{Behind the bushes, Strong Bad and The Cheat have an empty The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEP UNDERCOVER!

''{Strong Bad shoves the The Cheatbot shell on The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{scuttling around}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Poifect! Now follow him and learn what their robot world domination plans are so we can copy 'em!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{doubtful The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course they want to take over the world! Why else would robots be having a secret council meeting?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stroking his chin}'' Oh. I suppose a firmware upgrade is a possibility. If it is, ''{takes out a 5" floppy disk}'' then take this floppy and download it.

''{Strong Bad shoves the floppy into The Cheatbot's eyehole.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{painful The Cheat noises}'' ''{blood drips}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops. Sorry. The higher the tech, the sharper the corners. That's what Compy Corp. says, anyways.

''{Cut to a commercial for a very pointy computer monitor called the Slicey 86, paired with a keyboard with very spiky keys.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Yes, the Compy Slicey 86. ''{schwing noise}'' Our sharpest PC yet!

''{A suture kit appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Suture kit included!

''{Cut back to the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now get moving, Cheatbot!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{scuttles away}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''

''{A group of robots is assembled in the Field behind a sign reading Council of Grayish ROBOTS. Present are an ATM machine, Humidibot, The Robot, the Grape-Nuts Robot, and the full-sized Visor Robot.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I think spicy chili crisp is too played out.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'm switching back to sriracha.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I mixed up marsala and masala at my in-laws' house. Soooo embarassing.

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' On that note, should we start back up our Besemelle versus Hollandaise debate? Cause I'm Humidibot?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, without The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' They were just talking about friggin' sauce?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure it wasn't like... mind control sauce? Or melt the human stomach so we can take over the world sauce!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shakes head}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I refuse to accept that! There's just no way robots would secretly congregate only to discuss various types of sauce! ''{hovering in mid-air}'' You must have missed something. ''{lands on the ground}'' You gotta go back.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you mean you don't know any sauces? Just make something up! Find out how sauce equals world domination. Solve for sauce.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frustrated The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Back in the bucket!

''{Strong Bad shoves the bucket shell back on The Cheat.}''

''{Cut to Humidibot discussing sauces.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' Coodeman's Burrelli sauce.

''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''

''{Cut to an ad for sauce.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{singing}'' "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!"

''{The belly on the chef guy on the ad inflates. A button pops off.}''

''{Cut back to the robot assembly.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Remember that?

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Classic. Just classic.

'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hahaha Ha ha ha ha.

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Your turn, CashMatic.

''{The ATM's screen displays "Dispensing Cash" as a tone plays. A thought cloud shows the ATM spitting out dollar bills, but no such thing happens outside the thought cloud. With some more tones, the screen changes to read "???".}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oops, sorry. You lose.

''{The Robot gives a floppy switching noise and angrily lifts his wrench arm. He shoves it into the screen of the ATM machine and pulls out a hexagonal nut filled with wires. The ATM machine falls over. The Cheatbot looks terrified.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{terrified screaming}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' Oh! Hi, new-timer! We were just playing a round of "Recite your favorite sauce commercial perfectly, or we rip out your insides!" ''{ominously}'' And now it's your turn!

''{The Cheatbot gulps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Just make something up! Up! Up!

''{A second Strong Bad head appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flashback}'' Solve for sauce! Sauce! Sauce!

''{The first Strong Bad head peeks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I have a southern accent now? Now? Now?

''{The Strong Bad heads leave.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{nervous The Cheat noises}''

''{A thought bubble appears showing Coach Z's hand holding a bun with nothing on it. A cloud of dust appears on top of it.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holding two buns in the locker room}'' Dry bun.

''{The doorbell rings.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Who's doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and pours it onto Coach Z's dry hamburger bun.}''

''{Cut to the King of Town eating something purple on top of a bowl of Ice Style Cream.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' This Salisbury sundae tastes more like a Monday.

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! Who is doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it onto the King of Town's sundae.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad brushing his teeth with No Flav-O toothpaste.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm all out of unflavored dentifrice!

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! Who keeps doing that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's Sawman's doin' 'at!

''{Homestar produces a jar of sauce and splatters it all over Strong Sad's toothbrush.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The condiment for whatever you're doin'!

''{Ad for sauce.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Who, you ask is doin' 'at? It's Sawman's doin' 'at! Sauce!

''{Cut back to a nervous The Cheatbot.}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Drumroll. The Visor Robot, the Grape Nuts Robot, and The Robot all stare.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' We love Sawman's Doin' 'at!

'''THE ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' YAAAAAAAAY!

'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Hooray!

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' That means you're our new robot council leader!

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{curious The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer, inside a The Cheatbot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, voice echoes}'' And that Car Lar... car alarm, is how The Cheat became our supreme robotic overlord. ''{angrily}'' Thanks for freakin' asking!

''{Strong Bad is compressed in a The Cheatbot shell. He jumps off his stool and strains as he shuffles across the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ooh... my neck-breaky... legbendum... spinefold.

''{The Cheatbot sits on a throne made from cans of Sawman's Doin' 'At sauce surrounded by the Council of Grayish Robots. Strong Bad shuffles up in his robot shell.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Homestar also shuffles past compressed in a robot shell.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{beeping noises}''

''{Coach Z is also shuffling around in a robot shell.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z-accented beeping noises}''

''{Strong Mad jupms in on one foot in a tiny robot shell.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BEEP! BOOP!

''{Cut to Humidibot rolling along dramatically. "Humidibot" appears in fancy bloody letters as death metal music plays.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{singing}'' Dark is the day of Humidibot! This is his actual theme song!

''{Humidibot rolls off.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. The CGI paper comes down. It reads >CGEEOW<}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' CG-ow.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Disk Holder to see other things the Visor Robot does.
:''{Cut back to the dossier showing the Visor Robot.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And there was that sad period where he was selling personalized greetings.

:''{Cut to the Visor Robot, who faces the viewer.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Happy 50th Birthday, Joshua. I said Come On FhqwhJosh.

:''{Everybody to the Limit begins playing.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled: pronounces each i seperately}'' Si-i-i-i-igh.

*Click on the Lappier's plug to see a sample of the video game Saucegebra.
:''{Cut to a Videlectrix game Saucegebra.} A chef holding a pan asks "cups of cream?" SOLVE FOR SAUCE! blinks. A carton of cream flies in. The chef's belly inflates.}''

*Click on the Lappier's Screen to see Homestar Runner a thousand million years from now.

:''(An aged Homestar Runner sleeping on his bed under a glass cover. The broken Visor Robot assistant is on his drawer. A wake-up chime plays.}''

:'''VISOR ROBOT:''' Okay. That's your timer for a thousand million years, Homestar.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's all right. It's okay. There's something to live for.

:''{Cut back to show that Homestar's room is only a cutout suspended in outer space.}''

==YouTube Version==
*The YouTube description of this email is "Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate the mysterious robotic denizens of Free Country USA."
* The CGI Paper reads >pretend here to email< >>strong bad<<
*A false autoplay image showing a chicken in a pan reads "Next Level Chicken in a Pan!! (Wait Until You See the Glass of Milk!)"
*The following Easter eggs play automatically:
**Visor Robot's greeting
**Saucegebra
**Aged Homestar

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Sriracha is a sauce made with chili peppers.
*Marsala is a type of wine produced in [[Italy]] commonly used for cooking.
*Masala is an [[Indian Food|Indian]] spice mix used in dishes such as chicken tikka masala.
*Hollandaise is a sauce made by blending butter and egg yolks.
*Béchamel sauce is a [[French]] sauce made by whisking warm milk, butter and flour.

===Trivia===
*The Robot is manufactured by Zobot Inc. His powers include 2 red dials and is able to lift (press) over 50 grapes.
*The Visor Robot's manufacturer is listed as "[[Made-Up Real Things|me]]?" His powers include "VOIP" (not the phone kind) and "human brain?".
*The Strong Bad Robot is manufactured by [[Bubs]]Tech. His powers include doing-sproings and spelling quiz.
*Humidibot's name is listed as "????" His manufacturer is HumidiTek. His powers are that he can identify himself 10 times a day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad claims he made this email up. Before, Strong Bad used to answer actual emails or tweets that fans had sent him.
*The silhouette on Humidibot's dossier is much more mysterious and ominous than Humidibot himself is, much like the running gag of Strong Bad's costume being more detailed than the others during the [[Halloween Teasers]].
*The Cheat's and Strong Bad's robot shells have mouths drawn on, while Homestar's, Coach Z's and Strong Mad's robot shells do not.

===Inside References===
*"The walking metal robot, [[The Robot]]" was how [[The Announcer]] introduced the character in [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*The [[Visor Robot]] was seen doing commercials for [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*One of the Visor Robot's abilities is having a human brain, something Strong Sad made up in a story featured in [[Homestarloween Party]].
**Homestar calls the Visor Robot "fhqwh-bot" because of his appearance in [[Everybody to the Limit]], where he said, "Come On, [[Fhqwhgads]]."
**As another reference to the story in [[Homestarloween Party]], the King of Town refers to his [[ice cream]] as a Salisbury sundae.
*Homestar Runner's [[Grocery Lists|shopping list]] was full of the term "amazing thing" in [[love poems]].
*Lazy bean dolls are based on [[Large Bean]]. Plushes were sold at the gift shop at Strong Bad's haunted house/science museum in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*[[Larry Palaroncini]] is the lead singer of [[Limozeen]].
*"Doing-sproings" was a word used to describe a fan's burninated [[peasant]] costume in [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]].
*The Grape-Nuts Robot repeats lines he recited in [[personal favorites]], based on Strong Bad's lines in [[sisters]]: "Come back, [[Ali and Ali's Sister|Ali]]. Come back, Ali's sister."
*The Cheatbot was originally seen in [[technology]].
*The ATM from [[Experimental Film]] appears in full color.
*No Flav-o Toothpaste consists of a [[Words ending in -o|word ending in "-o"]].
*"Dentifrice" was a word used in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].
*[[Chicken]] in a pan with a glass of milk was considered an upsetting meal offering in [[slumber party]].
*The Cheat's [[blood]] is spilt when Strong Bad accidentally stabs him. Humidibot's names also drips blood.
*Saucegebra is similar to the [[Videlectrix]] game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*The aged Homestar Runner uses the design from the [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] commercial.

===Real-World References===
*The Visor Robot's VOIP is listed as (Not the Phone kind). {{w|Voice over IP|VoIP}} is an abbreviation of Voice Over Internet Protocol, which handles phone calls made over an internet connection. Incidentally, Homestar Runner's use of voip as laser onomatopoeia predates it.
*The Visor Robot's sad personalized greeting period is a reference to the app {{w|Cameo (website)|Cameo}} where users can commission custom video greetings from celebrities.
*"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for!" is a line spoken by an old man in the independent short film ''{{w|Coven (1997 film)|Coven}}''. The documentary ''{{w|American Movie}}'' showcased the troubled production of the low-budget film, including a memorable scene when the writer-director's aged uncle repeatedly struggles to recall and deliver the "It's all right..." line.
**''American Movie'' was previously referenced in a [[Sketchbook]] illustration from [[#SK-2005-06-30|June 30, 2005]], which featured [[Strong Sad]] as {{w|Mike Schank}} (a memorable figure from the documentary).

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|210|youtube=-zhsNdk1_Vc}}
*[[HR:toons/sbemail-210-robots|watch "robots"]] as linked from the Toons menu

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Strong Bad Email Menu

It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 19:31:47 GMT

It's dot com: +robots

[[File:StrongBadEmailMenu2021.png|thumb|The current Strong Bad Email menu]]

The '''menu''' in which all of the '''[[Strong Bad Email]]s''' are displayed on {{Film|Strong Bad}}'s [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computers]].

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, August 22, 2001 (original); Thursday, December 31, 2020 (current version)

'''Page Title:''' Sbemails

'''Previous Page Titles:''' ''See [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles#Strong Bad Email Menu|Strong Bad Email Menu Page Titles]]''

== Current Menu ==
=== Email Listing ===
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Release Date !! Name !! Description !! width="10%" | Running Time

|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2025 || [[robots]] || The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up. || 06 min 05 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2022 || [[parenting]] || Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have babies in a weird contest! Meanwhile, the KOT opens a steak house. || 07 min 53 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2018 || [[the next april fools thing]] || A Strong Bad email suddenly appears in the middle of an April Fools toon! SB discusses where he gets his motivation and inspiration. Homestar plugs his upcoming hotel conference room life seminar. || 06 min 52 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2017 || [[too cool]] || Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video. || 04 min 41 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2015 || [[sbemail 206]] || Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email. || 05 min 12 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2009 || [[videography]] || All the tips and tricks for being a special event videographer the Strong Bad way. || 03 min 30 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2009 || [[dictionary]] || SB explains some of the finer points of his very own made-up dictionary. || 03 min 48 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2009 || [[independent]] || Strong Bad explains the distinct differences between indie films and independent films. || 05 min 20 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2009 || [[imaginary]] || Strong Bad tells us all about the imaginary friend Strong Sad had when they were little. || 04 min 08 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2009 || [[hremail 3184]] || Homestar's hremail is interrupted by Strong Bad's triumphant return to email-check where he lays out the different types of cool explosions. || 05 min 04 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[email thunder]] || Strong Bad discovers that all this time, Homestar has an email checking show too! || 05 min 10 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[being mean]] || A well-meaning dad asks for Strong Bad's help in teaching his kids to be nice. A solid plan. || 03 min 26 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[magic trick]] || Strong Bad breaks down all the different styles of magician. || 03 min 52 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[your edge]] || Strong Bad tries to prove he's not losing his edge. || 04 min 00 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[hiding]] || This one's all about hiding places and hide n seek. If that sounds funny, sure, watch this one. || 03 min 48 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[love poems]] || Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives lessons on writing love poems. || 04 min 26 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[specially marked]] || Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny! || 03 min 08 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[rated]] || Strong Bad explains all the gorey details of different kinds of R-rated movies. || 03 min 25 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[shapeshifter]] || One might think ol' Strong Bad would be all about shapeshifting. Not so. He explains the downsides of shapeshiftery. || 04 min 07 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[buried]] || The Cheat and Strong Bad bust out the metal detector in search of ancient ruins beneath Strong Badia. || 03 min 55 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[licensed]] || Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs. || 04 min 18 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[pet show]] || The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show. || 03 min 44 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[fan club]] || Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all. || 04 min 32 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[winter pool]] || Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves trapped when the gang fills the pool with red flavored gelatin. How will they get out? || 04 min 06 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2008 || [[environment]] || Strong Sad and Marzipan protest the Lappy's energy consumption. || 03 min 28 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[nightlife]] || A look at the thriving nightlife scene around town. || 04 min 12 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[diorama]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to make the best middle school diorama. || 03 min 34 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[yes, wrestling]] || A look back through all of Strong Bad's wrestling gimmicks and his fued with the Jack 'em Up KId. || 04 min 41 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[business trip]] || Homestar and Strong Bad try to seal the deal on an important business trip. || 04 min 06 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[web comics]] || As our masked hero talks about different types of web-comics, we somehow end up on Saturday morning cartoons about video games. || 03 min 34 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[slumber party]] || Get important advice on which slumber parties to attend in this Strong bad email. || 04 min 11 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[pizza joint]] || Strong Bad's fake pizza joint becomes the talk of the town until its online presence sends sales crashing. || 04 min 09 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[bike thief]] || Strong Bad helps someone from getting their bike stolen by thinking like a bike thief. || 03 min 56 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[original]] || Strong Bad reminisces about all the Bubs's before the current one. || 03 min 30 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[hygiene]] || Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene problems by putting him in an embarrassing educational video. || 04 min 06 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[concert]] || Strong Sad and Strong Bad somehow end up liking the same band. || 04 min 26 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[mini-golf]] || We get a look at the surreal goings-on of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes mini-golf course. || 04 min 27 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[the paper]] || Strong Bad pays homage to his dying printer paper. || 03 min 08 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[more armies]] || At the Vaguely Military Career Fair, Strong Bad tries to sign people up for the On-Point Kings. || 03 min 40 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[underlings]] || Strong Bad helps someone deal with an awkward social situation. || 03 min 11 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[rough copy]] || Strong Bad gets litigious then ridiculous when someone draws some comics about him and The Cheat. || 03 min 33 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[from work]] || Strong Bad has to work with some limitations as checks his personal email from his work computer. || 03 min 34 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[your funeral]] || Strong Bad details his off the chart/hook/chain funeral plans. || 03 min 56 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[the movies]] || Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be. || 03 min 51 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[unnatural]] || Strong Bad deals with the unnatural disaster of Bubs being 100 feet tall! || 04 min 10 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[strong badathlon]] || Strong Bad describes the events of his very own athletic competition. || 03 min 39 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2007 || [[looking old]] || Strong Bad updates his look so as not to lose touch with the younger generation. || 04 min 18 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[what i want]] || Strong Bad lays out all the worst Decemberween present ideas. || 03 min 29 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[the chair]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad pick a new email-checkin' chair to use at his computer desk. || 03 min 58 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[4 branches]] || Strong Bad explains the four main categories of stupid things Homestar's done. || 04 min 55 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[coloring]] || Learn about crayon names with a Limozeen coloring book and Marzipan's creepy school/cult. || 03 min 56 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[retirement]] || Mysterious forces have taken Strong Bad's laptop! Can he meet the ransom demands and get her back? || 06 min 53 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[cliffhangers]] || Since there are no real cliffhangers, Strong Bad makes up a bunch and resolves them only to be a victim of a cliffhanger himself! || 03 min 22 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[trading cards]] || Strong Bad refuses to give Daniel from Canada what he wants and instead shows off everybody else's trading cards. || 03 min 26 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[road trip]] || This my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Strong Bad and The Cheat try to take Bubs' Gremlin on a road trip. || 04 min 18 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[theme song]] || Strong Bad crafts a sitcom theme song for his 3-5 minute email show. Do you want to make.... twicebutt? || 03 min 55 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[keep cool]] || Cool time, pool time! There's a pool, remember?! And Strong Bad is the lifeguard! || 03 min 33 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[redesign]] || Learn the basics of branding as Strong Bad attempts to redesign the venerable No Loafing sign with mixed results. || 03 min 46 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[isp]] || With his internet acting up, Strong Bad has to call customer service and ultimately confronts the Bubs in charge! || 03 min 23 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[senior prom]] || Strong Bad makes up a convoluted plan to crash the senior prom. You can imagine how that goes for him. || 04 min 16 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[alternate universe]] || For his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad and The Cheat make an alternate universe portal so he can visit his many doppelgangers. || 05 min 52 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[candy product]] || Strong Bad gets his own candy product and a catchy commercial for it too! || 03 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[disconnected]] || Strong Bad weighs the pros and cons of separating his head from his body. || 03 min 11 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[lady fan]] || SB tries to help someone impress their lady fan, but it probably doesn't work. Homestar tweeses it out! || 03 min 30 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[pop-up]] || Somebody's friend had a dream there was a Strong Bad pop-up book, it was the book of YOUR dreams! || 03 min 12 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[myths & legends]] || The origins of the bear holding a shark are revealed and a community is set on edge by mysterious sightings. || 02 min 55 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[narrator]] || StroBro decides to narrate everybody else's daily lives like movie trailers. Stuff gets chucked at Strong Sad. || 03 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[technology]] || Look out mama, Strong Bad's usin' technology! Learn about the latest tech from the mouth of a real techtalker! || 03 min 47 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[secret identity]] || Live a day in a Mudgeman's shoes as Strong Bad lies about secret identities he doesn't actually have. || 03 min 44 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[death metal]] || Learn to hot glue corn flaskes to your face the Strong Bad way and get your fill of D-E words, invisible orbs, and creepy rusty meat! || 03 min 48 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2006 || [[high school]] || In his usual deflective style, Strong Bad expains what other cartoon characters are like when they're teens and then takes it too far. || 03 min 02 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[portrait]] || Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage. || 03 min 37 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[space program]] || Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore get ready for launchday in this filmstrip from Strong Badia's space programs, SBASAF. || 03 min 44 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[bedtime story]] || The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn! || 03 min 34 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[geddup noise]] || Strong Bad tells the tale of the meteoric rise of the sound it make when he stands up from his computer desk. || 03 min 38 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[lady...ing]] || SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it! || 04 min 22 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[record book]] || Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too. || 03 min 51 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[bottom 10]] || Strong Bad's Bottom 10 List! Not much more to say! || 04 min 59 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[modeling]] || Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot. || 03 min 10 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[boring (really)]] || The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words! || 04 min 40 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[do over]] || Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all. || 04 min 24 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[garage sale]] || Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them. || 03 min 28 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[rampage]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few. || 03 min 44 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[long pants]] || Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know. || 03 min 05 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[best thing]] || Strong Bad remember the best thing ever: Limozeen's very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon. || 04 min 08 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[rock opera]] || One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera. || 03 min 23 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[secret recipes]] || SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love? || 04 min 34 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[origins]] || Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume. || 03 min 20 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[dreamail]] || Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border. || 03 min 43 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2005 || [[part-time job]] || Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic! || 03 min 18 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[radio]] || Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts. || 04 min 02 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[animal]] || Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like. || 04 min 02 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[virus]] || Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. || 04 min 05 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[montage]] || Strong Bad creates a montage. || 03 min 15 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[extra plug]] || SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use. || 03 min 23 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[time capsule]] || What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out! || 03 min 22 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[the facts]] || Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation. || 02 min 53 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[pizzaz]] || Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz. || 03 min 19 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[old comics]] || Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of. || 02 min 33 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[other days]] || Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week. || 03 min 12 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[for kids]] || Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. || 03 min 24 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[crying]] || Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder! || 03 min 26 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[pom pom]] || Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone. || 02 min 25 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[cheatday]] || Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday. || 02 min 33 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[dangeresque 3]] || Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? || 04 min 54 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[replacement]] || Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out. || 03 min 22 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[theme park]] || Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. || 04 min 14 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[haircut]] || Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts. || 02 min 59 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[lunch special]] || Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon! || 03 min 43 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[car]] || Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car. || 02 min 54 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[flashback]] || Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat! || 05 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[different town]] || Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different. || 02 min 54 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[stupid stuff]] || Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes. || 02 min 39 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[monument]] || While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman. || 02 min 08 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[lackey]] || Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard. || 02 min 47 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[the bet]] || Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues. || 02 min 37 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[video games]] || Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask." || 03 min 04 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[army]] || Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos! || 04 min 10 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[kind of cool]] || Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!! || 02 min 57 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[caffeine]] || See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been! || 02 min 41 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[colonization]] || Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might. || 01 min 57 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[local news]] || The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight. || 03 min 05 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[couch patch]] || The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know! || 03 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[mile]] || SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon. || 02 min 27 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[no loafing]] || Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings. || 01 min 54 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[2 years]] || Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about. || 02 min 02 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[kids' book]] || Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." || 02 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[labor day]] || Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever. || 02 min 46 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[impression]] || Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. || 03 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[date]] || Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors! || 03 min 10 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[stunt double]] || Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque! || 02 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[the process]] || Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro! || 03 min 20 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[anything]] || The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it? || 02 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[suntan]] || Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun. || 03 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[sibbie]] || Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait. || 02 min 19 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[funny]] || SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star. || 02 min 20 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[privileges]] || The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon! || 02 min 23 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[mascot]] || Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match! || 02 min 00 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[crazy cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL! || 02 min 39 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[2 emails]] || Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time. || 02 min 26 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[big white face]] || After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith. || 02 min 51 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[personal favorites]] || Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right? || 02 min 21 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[caper]] || Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up. || 02 min 49 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[autobiography]] || Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography. || 02 min 43 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[the show]] || Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.' || 02 min 34 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[unused emails]] || What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out! || 01 min 38 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[english paper]] || Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork. || 02 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[fingers]] || Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves. || 02 min 07 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[interview]] || Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee." || 02 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[monster truck]] || Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public! || 01 min 43 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[huttah!]] || Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails. || 02 min 35 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[marzipan]] || Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him. || 02 min 15 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[dragon]] || Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly. || 03 min 20 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]] || Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! || 02 min 02 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[current status]] || Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. || 01 min 14 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[cheat talk]] || Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. || 01 min 08 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[morning routine]] || The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... || 02 min 09 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[comic]] || Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. || 01 min 43 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[island]] || The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. || 01 min 57 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[website]] || Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. || 01 min 53 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[50 emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || 02 min 45 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[theme party]] || Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. || 01 min 06 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[ghosts]] || Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! || 01 min 57 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[new hands]] || Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. || 01 min 36 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[your friends]] || Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. || 01 min 11 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[techno]] || Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. || 01 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[lures & jigs]] || Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. || 01 min 45 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[little questions]] || Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. || 01 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[action figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || 01 min 45 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[invisibility]] || The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. || 01 min 54 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-19}} || 2002 || [[sb_email 22]] || The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. || 00 min 34 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|+18}} || 2002 || [[vacation]] || Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. || 04 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[property of ones]] || Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. || 01 min 19 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[helium]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || 01 min 46 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[dullard]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. || 02 min 05 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || 01 min 32 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || 01 min 40 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[weird dream]] || Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. || 01 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[gimmicks]] || The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. || 01 min 16 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[flag day]] || Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. || 02 min 03 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[sugarbob]] || Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. || 01 min 48 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[12:00]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. || 01 min 12 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[superhero name]] || Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! || 01 min 08 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[1 step ahead]] || This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. || 01 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[3 wishes]] || Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. || 01 min 32 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || 01 min 12 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[super powers]] || The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. || 01 min 17 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[the bird]] || Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. || 01 min 20 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[little animal]] || The origin story of kicking The Cheat. || 01 min 16 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-2}} || 2002 || [[cartoon]] || Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. || 01 min 45 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[spring cleaning]] || Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! || 01 min 27 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[tape-leg]] || Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. || 01 min 01 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[stand-up]] || Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. || 01 min 27 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[studying]] || Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. || 01 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[band names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || 01 min 13 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[the basics]] || Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. || 01 min 08 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[duck pond]] || Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. || 00 min 41 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i she be]] || The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! || 01 min 11 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[credit card]] || Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. || 01 min 18 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i rule]] || Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. || 00 min 40 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[trevor the vampire]] || When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. || 01 min 06 sec
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i love you]] || Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife! || 00 min 56 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[brianrietta]] || Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. || 00 min 53 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[halloweener]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. || 01 min 15 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[depressio]] || Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. || 00 min 54 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[making out]] || A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. || 00 min 59 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[homestar hair]] || When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. || 00 min 55 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[butt IQ]] || Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. || 00 min 59 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[homsar]] || Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email. || 00 min 46 sec
|-
| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[some kinda robot]] || Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome." || 00 min 45 sec
|}

=== Strong Bad's Commentary ===
Occasionally, when selecting an email, [[Strong Bad]] will comment on it. The exact comment is picked at random.
*Ooh! Good choice! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments1.mp3|listen}}
*Aw, that's a classic! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments2.mp3|listen}}
*I have no memory of this email. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments3.mp3|listen}}
*This one... is okay. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments4.mp3|listen}}
*Ehh, maybe pick another one. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments5.mp3|listen}}
*Ooh, ooh! This one, this one! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments6.mp3|listen}}
*Oh! I love this email! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments7.mp3|listen}}
*Ooh, this the one with the stuff! And the characters! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments8.mp3|listen}}
*Aw, this is like my 74th favorite one. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments9.mp3|listen}}
*Today, I hate this one. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments10.mp3|listen}}
*This sbemail was underappreciated in its time. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments11.mp3|listen}}
*Oh, you're gonna love this one! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments12.mp3|listen}}
*This sbemail is popular with people called Frank. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments13.mp3|listen}}
*Now this is a solid email. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments14.mp3|listen}}
*Truly this is the heart and soul of all sbemails. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments15.mp3|listen}}
*This sbemail and I are no longer on... speaking terms. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments16.mp3|listen}}
*Ah, the pinnacle of sbemails! {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments17.mp3|listen}}
*I definitely phoned this one in. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments18.mp3|listen}}
*This one's overplayed. {{linkbox|assets/sbemails/sounds/sbemail_comments19.mp3|listen}}

=== Easter Eggs ===
*The computer begins as the [[Lappier]]. Clicking on the computer's logo at the bottom-left corner of the monitor will switch the computer (including the menu theme) in the following order: Lappier → [[Compé]] → [[Lappy 486]] → [[Compy 386]] → [[Tandy 400]]. Continuing to click repeats the cycle indefinitely.
*Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a [[Scroll Button Song]]. What song Strong Bad sings depends on what computer is currently being used, with Strong Bad singing a Scroll Button Song from the computer's era, randomly picked if there are multiple ones.

==Previous Menus==
*1–32 {{--}} [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html Tandy 400 menu]
*33–34 {{--}} [[Broken Tandy Menu]]
*35–40 {{--}} [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
*41 {{--}} [[OldHR:sbemail(vacation).swf|Vacation menu]]
*42–118 {{--}} [[OldHR:sbemail.swf|Compy 386 menu]]
**Between 55 and 56 {{--}} [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
**Between 118 and 119 {{--}} [[Broken Compy Menu]]
*119–201 {{--}} [[OldHR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Lappy 486 menu]]
*202 {{--}} [[OldHR:sbemail_corpy.swf|Corpy NT6 menu]]
*203-208 {{--}} [[OldHR:sbemail.html|Compé menu]]
<gallery>
File:tandy paper menu.png|Broken Tandy
File:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|Vacation
File:Virusemailmanu.PNG|Compy 386
File:decemberween emails.png|Decemberween
File:CorpyEmailMenu.jpg|At Work
</gallery>

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*At the time of the [[post-Flash site update]], viewers on mobile could not change Strong Bad's computer or listen to Scroll Button Songs. The layout was later updated so that they could.
*With emails listed in release date order, [[sb_email 22]] ends up listed between [[vacation]] (#40) and [[invisibility]] (#41).
*The email descriptions point out several [[firsts]].
*The Tandy 400 vacation menu was the last surviving Tandy menu to still be hosted on the [[Flash]] website.
*On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "<tt>dir /p</tt>", a {{wp|DOS}} command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
*Sometime in the middle of 2003, during the Compy 386 era, "updated mondays" was changed to "updated somedays". Nothing like this is noted in any future menu.
*After [[Random Toon|random.bat]] was implemented, the email list came from the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Random Toon XML File|rando.xml]] file. This is why the unused Lappy and Corpy menus were still updated before the switch to Ruffle. Before this, it was included in the Flash file.
*On the old Flash site, [[oldhr:sbemail.swf|sbemail.swf]] leads to the Flash file for the [[Compy 386]] era.

===Remarks===
*During most emails, the back of Strong Bad's head is visible when he sits in front of the computer, which is why he often starts a new line before the text reaches the right side of the computer's screen. However, on the Strong Bad Email menu, his head is not seen at all. This is probably so the viewers can use the bottom scroll button without anything in the way.
*The fonts used for each of Strong Bad's five computers differ from those used within any of their respective emails.
*After the [[post-Flash site update]], Strong Bad Email is the only toon category to have its own separate menu, with [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] being fully absorbed by the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
*During [[Lappynapped!]], [[retirement|retirement A]], and [[retirement|retirement B]] after the Lappy was kidnapped, and after [[hremail 3184]] when the Lappy was destroyed, it was still used for the Strong Bad Email menu. It is still updated to include the post-Lappy era emails.
*Although the Compé was compressed into the Lappier, the Compé was still the featured computer on the menu and in Strong Bad's Scroll Button Song until the site update on December 31, 2020.
*If the random.bat button on the Lappy was clicked after [[hremail 3184]] was released, Strong Bad would still say the things during the random email selection even though he was absent.
*The Corpy NT6 menu lacked a random button; however, a random email could be selected by using a Flash seekbar, causing Strong Bad to say his usual lines.
*The Compé menu lacked a random button from its introduction until August 31, 2009, when a new Scroll Button Song was also released. During this time, right-clicking and using the Play button would give the random button effect, but the email that was selected would be displayed in the Lappy's font.
*The Compé menu zooms in before Strong Bad finishes double-clicking it.
*The Compé menu's "go rando!" button is clickable, even when zooming in.
*With the October 5, 2009 update, a link to the [[Yahoo Store]] page where [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs of the emails]] could be purchased was added on a [[sticky note]]. The Yahoo Store was later retired, and for a time the link brought up a Yahoo error page. The sticky note was subsequently removed on the Lappier menu.
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] was originally hidden inside a holiday toon, and wasn't listed on the email menu until the site update on December 31, 2020.
*The menu was recreated in HTML5 for the [[post-Flash site update]] on December 31, 2020, and the following changes were made:
**The computer was changed to the Lappier, with a new Scroll Button Song as well.
**Clicking the computer's logo switches the computer.
**Clicking on the title of an email or using the "go rando" button now brings up a short description of the selected email, rather than automatically playing it.
**The menu includes clickable links to watch either the original Flash version or the YouTube version (if available).
**If an email is selected, Strong Bad will sometimes briefly comment on it.
**The current Scroll Button Song, which previously played automatically upon opening the menu, is now accessed through an Easter egg, with the addition of previously-used songs.

=== Goofs ===
*The YouTube version of [[the next april fools thing]] is not linked.

===Glitches===
[[File:Mobile Sbemail Glitch.png|thumb|Hey, it's Stretch Bad!]]
*Occasionally when viewed on mobile, Strong Bad's face looks super stretched.
=== Real-World References ===
*{{wp|Peter Gabriel}} was the original lead singer of the band [[wikipedia:Genesis (band)|Genesis]]. After Gabriel left the group, drummer {{wp|Phil Collins}} replaced him as lead singer.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[OldHR:sbemail.html|Compé Strong Bad Email menu]] on the old [[Flash]] site
*[[OldHR:sbemail_compe.swf|view the Flash file for the Compé Strong Bad Email Menu]]

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It's dot com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 19:15:15 GMT

It's dot com: new sbemail!

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== Monday, November 24, 2025 ==
*[[Strong Bad Email]]: [[robots]]

== Monday, November 17, 2025 ==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Fangamer#plush_trogdor|Trogdor Plush]]
*[[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]

== Tuesday, August 19, 2025 ==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Fangamer#plush_paunchbaby|Strong Sad Paunchbaby Plush]]
*[[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]]

==Wednesday, April 16, 2025==
*[[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]]

==Tuesday, February 25, 2025==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Kick The Cheat]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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====November 24, 2025====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[robots]] {{watch|sbemails/210-robots}} {{linkbox|-zhsNdk1_Vc|watch|YouTube}}

====November 17, 2025====
*{{u|trog}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{watch|toons/homestar-anniversary-merch}}

====August 19, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{watch|toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby}}

====April 16, 2025====
*{{u}} [[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]] {{watch|toons/backtoawebsite}}

====February 25, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[Fangamer#plush_kick_cheat|Kick The Cheat]] {{linkbox|products/kick-the-cheat-plush|shop|fangamer}}
*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] {{watch|toons/kick-the-cheat-returns}} {{linkbox|2zywtMJH7og|watch|YouTube}}

====December 16, 2024====
*{{u|youtube}} [[YouTube]]: [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] {{linkbox|qxC70soTGRg|watch|YouTube}}

====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

====October 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}


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It's dot com — Tue, 18 Nov 2025 04:13:28 GMT

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== Monday, November 17, 2025 ==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Fangamer#plush_trogdor|Trogdor Plush]]
*[[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]

== Tuesday, August 19, 2025 ==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Fangamer#plush_paunchbaby|Strong Sad Paunchbaby Plush]]
*[[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]]

==Wednesday, April 16, 2025==
*[[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]]

==Tuesday, February 25, 2025==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Kick The Cheat]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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====November 17, 2025====
*{{u|trog}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{watch|toons/homestar-anniversary-merch}}

====August 19, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{watch|toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby}}

====April 16, 2025====
*{{u}} [[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]] {{watch|toons/backtoawebsite}}

====February 25, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[Fangamer#plush_kick_cheat|Kick The Cheat]] {{linkbox|products/kick-the-cheat-plush|shop|fangamer}}
*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] {{watch|toons/kick-the-cheat-returns}} {{linkbox|2zywtMJH7og|watch|YouTube}}

====December 16, 2024====
*{{u|youtube}} [[YouTube]]: [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] {{linkbox|qxC70soTGRg|watch|YouTube}}

====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

====October 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}

====September 20, 2024====
*{{u|music}} [[Archive'd n' Live'd]] {{linkbox|https://songwhip.com/limozeen/archived-n-lived|listen|fullurl}}
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Zeenin' Into The Night]] {{watch|toons/zeenin-into-the-night}}


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====August 19, 2025====
*{{u|trog}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{watch|toons/homestar-anniversary-merch}}

====August 19, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Video Stuff]]: [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{watch|toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby}}

====April 16, 2025====
*{{u}} [[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]] {{watch|toons/backtoawebsite}}

====February 25, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[Fangamer#plush_kick_cheat|Kick The Cheat]] {{linkbox|products/kick-the-cheat-plush|shop|fangamer}}
*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] {{watch|toons/kick-the-cheat-returns}} {{linkbox|2zywtMJH7og|watch|YouTube}}

====December 16, 2024====
*{{u|youtube}} [[YouTube]]: [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] {{linkbox|qxC70soTGRg|watch|YouTube}}

====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

====October 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}

====September 20, 2024====
*{{u|music}} [[Archive'd n' Live'd]] {{linkbox|https://songwhip.com/limozeen/archived-n-lived|listen|fullurl}}
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====February 25, 2025====
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====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

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*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}

====September 20, 2024====
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HRWiki:Changing username

It's dot com — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 03:13:54 GMT

It's dot com: Reverted edits by It's dot com (Talk) to last revision by DorianGray

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<div style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">__TOC__</div>
The user name users choose for themselves is not set in stone. On request, [[HRWiki:Bureaucrats|bureaucrats]] can change user account settings and article histories such that all previous edits of a given user are attributed to the new name using [[Special:Renameuser]]. Note: You must make the request from the account you want renamed; anonymous requests (except users whose usernames begin with a lowercase letter and therefore cannot log in) are ignored for security reasons.

==Requesting a change==

To have your name changed, please make your request on this page. Please follow the procedure carefully or your request will not be fulfilled. With rare exceptions, multiple name-change requests by the same user will not be honored.

===Instructions===

#Check if the new name you want does not exist ([[Special:Listusers]]). '''Do not create an account under the new name'''. ''<small>(If you already created the new account, don't worry. We can do some stuff and fix it, but it's still recommended that you don't.)</small>''
#Sign in with the account that you want renamed.
#:''Of course, this is not possible if your account has a lowercase first letter. If you can't log in, then skip this step.''
#Add your request to the '''bottom''' of the section below. Use the following template: <code><nowiki>{{renameuser|Old username|New username}}</nowiki></code>
#Once your request is dealt with, all edits from your old account will be reattributed to your new account.
#Move and redirect your user page and talk page to the new name if it has not already been done.

==Current requests==
<div style="background:#FFC;text-align:center;border:1px solid #CC9">'''Please use this template for new requests: <tt><nowiki>{{renameuser|Old username|New username}}</nowiki></tt>'''</div>

=== Peter222 ===
{{renameuser|Peter222|Peter22}}
I don't really like my username. To many 2's. If you get rid of one it'll bother me less. Thank you.{{User:Peter222/sig}}
:On your user page, you state "I also despise my username", which says to me that you would not want to be stuck with Peter22. In order to avoid having to change your name a second time, I'm just going to wait till you come up with something you like as opposed to something that doesn't bother you as much. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:53, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
::The excessive two's are the only reasons I dislike it. If I have one less I'd be fine with it and probably wouldn't change it again. Peter22 would not bother me at all.{{User:Peter222/sig}}
:::That's not what you said above. Your signature is just "Peter", so how about that? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:16, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

===MICGAGUH===
{{renameuser|MICGAGUH|The Username Searcher}}
Make the color of mine red, yellow, blue and purple. [[User:MICGAGUH]]
: <s>Um, wrong page. Try [[HRWiki:Signature]].</s> That was written when this looked like a simple request for a sig, but I don't know that putting in all the periods really helps anything. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, this is for changing the actual ''username''. For what comes up when you type "<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>", then you can ask anybody, or change it yourself anytime. But only Bureaucrats can change your username. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 19:32, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, Mr. I Can't Get A Good Username Here, instead of adding periods to your name, why don't we come up with a ''good'' username for you instead. Having to enter all those periods when you log in or when someone mentions you by name would probably get real old real fast. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
:Okay how about The Username Searcher? [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::MICGAGUH, you have the opportunity to ''think'' for a while about your username, and you should take this opportunity to do that. You don't ''have'' to have a username that implies you can't get a good username. Unless that's what you really want, in which case, I can't change it. But say so and a Bureaucrat will. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 15:16, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Uh, what's a Bureaucrat? [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::::I'm a bureaucrat, but that's really not important. What ''is'' important is that you need to pick an actual name if you expect it to get changed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:05, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::I already got user files on Wikipedia and the Super Mario Wiki! I'm not saying who, but I'm not using those names! [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::::::Why not? I have a Wikipedia account and my user name there is similar to my user name here (not identical because it's too common and someone else already claimed it, but similar enough.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:54, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Also, who cares what your names are there. The only thing that's relevant here is tht you pick an actual name for this wiki. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
::::::::If you really want me to, change into Freakazoid or fight King Hippo in Punch-Out!! Wii [[User: MICGAGUH]]
:::::::::Pick the one you want. Change the template at the top of this thread. Be aware that I'm not going to change your name more than once, so be sure you like what you go with. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

===E.L. Cool===
{{renameuser|E.L. Cool|Elcool}}
No one called me E.L. Cool in a long time. Also, I switched to the shorter form on most other sites. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:18, 1 October 2009 (UTC)
:Done. I don't think I've ever tested changing a sysop's name before. It should be fine, but let me know if anything went awry permissions-wise. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:22, 1 October 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you! Looks like everything is in place. Even tried to delete a page and it's all cool. My sig is literally on almost every talk page. Should that stay, or can some bot fix it? {{User:Elcool/sig}} 07:40, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
:::There's no need to fix it en masse, especially since this was less of a name change and more of just a style change. Better and easier to just let the redirect do its thing. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:35, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

===Homestar-winner===
{{renameuser|Homestar-winner|Homestar-Winner}}
I think it looks better. And that's about it. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:41, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:22, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks, DC! But now I'm having trouble logging in on Firefox for some reason: [http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll142/Winnuh/Picture7.png?t=1255193889 See?] When I type in "Homestar-Winner" is loads as "Homestar-winner". Now I'm logged in using Safari. Do you has the solution? {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 17:03, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:::Clear your cache? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:18, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Or your dns cache? (Windows: in CMD, '''ipconfig /flushdns''' -- Linux/Ubuntu: [http://www.ubuntugeek.com/howto-clearflush-dns-cache-in-ubuntu.html Click Here]) {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 17:34, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:::::Hey, DC, no matter what I do, it still keeps logging me in as "Homestar-winner" in Firefox. If it isn't too much trouble, could you maybe change my user name back to "Homestar-winner" so I can start editing in Firefox again? That has been the reason why I haven't made many edits lately... {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 16:08, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
::::::Instead of just treating the symptom, I think we should try to figure out what the problem is instead. Close all Firefox tabs except for a blank one. Go to Tools > Clear Recent History. Choose Everything from the drop-down menu and make sure all the checkboxes are checked. Then press Clear Now. Close Firefox, and for good measure restart your computer. Then try again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

===guybrush20X6===
{{renameuser|guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6}}
Need it changed due to this "no small letters first" thing.
:The user "guybrush20X6" does not exist. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
::Just read that thing about signing in seperatly on the forum and the wiki. Do I just create a wiki acount?
:::Yep. They're separate databases. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:58, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

===RocketMasterZ===
{{renameuser|RocketMasterZ|CoachX}}
I want this username.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:22, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

===TheHumstarRonner===
{{renameuser|TheHumstarRonner|Star Guy}}
TheHumstarRonner is too long, and I want spaces.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:22, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

===Weegee156===
{{renameuser|Weegee156|TheThnikkaman}}
I want to have the same name that I do on the forum. It would just be alot more convenient for me. Thanks! {{unsigned|97.127.49.58|01:26, 24 December 2009 (UTC)}}
:If this is really you, please log in to make the request. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:30, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

===Jc iindyysgvxc===
{{renameuser|Jc iindyysgvxc|RickTommy}}
I want my Youtube username over my Wikipedia username. [[User:Jc iindyysgvxc|Jc iindyysgvxc]] 21:27, 28 December 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:27, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

===McArbys===
{{renameuser|McArbys|The McArby}}

I created this account when I had some confusion in the Tales of the McArby title, It would be more accurate, which would be a load off my mind, plus my sig would be truthful on my name. -- [[User:McArbys|The McArby!]]
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

===HRjcm===
{{renameuser|HRjcm|JCM}}
About two years ago, I had my name changed so it would reflect my HRFWiki username, however, I had no idea the accounts would be linked after the purge and I'd have no access to my previous one there, and my current one isn't really appropriate for the fanstuff wiki and may cause confusion. So when you get back, could it be possible for you to rename my new cross-account to JCM, so it could be more recognizable to both sides from now on? I promise I won't bother you anymore after this. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 23:15, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:39, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

===proffesor tor coolguy===
{{renameuser|proffesor tor coolguy|Proffesor Tor Coolguy}}
thanks to the system change I can't log in! please change!
: No such user, Stu. There is a "Professor Tor Coolguy" created in 2007, and a "Proffessor tor coolguy" created yesterday, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:24, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

===Ms. 1-Up Pie===
{{renameuser|Ms. 1-Up Pie|Power Pie}}
I made my account back when I didn't know 1-Up was a character. A boring one, at that. To avoid confusion as to my character preferences and because Power Pie sounds cooler, I'd like a name change. [[User:Ms. 1-Up Pie|Ms. 1-Up Pie]] 17:24, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Forum too? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:48, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

===Fangoriously===
{{renameuser|Fangoriously|Fangoriously5}}
I think it looks neat, and it will match my sig. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 03:48, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry, no. Usernames are restricted to letters, numbers, spaces, hyphens, apostrophes, and periods. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
::I won't edit until it's changed to Fangoriously5 --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 12:58, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Why do you need to change it?
::::I'd like to know the answer to that too. What's wrong with your name the way it is? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
:::::I like the number 5--{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 22:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
::::::You've been using this name for over a year. I see no particular reason to go through the hassle of a name change just to add a numeral that makes your name less readable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:25, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

===Im a bell===
{{renameuser|Im a bell|Bellstrom}}
I've recently begun to use Bellstrom as my default online pseudonym, and I think it sounds a bit better than Im a bell. Also, I once had a terrible user character on the HRFWiki, and the WUW, but that's not important, by that name, and I'm trying to forget that... Thing. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:04, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:19, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

===Dr. Savage===
{{renameuser|Dr. Savage|Starguy256}}
This is to fit my name on other wedsites, and my X-box live name. Thanks! --{{User:Dr. Savage/sig}} 22:49, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:Due to a database issue, I will not be changing any more names until after the next upgrade. It looks like they're close to a release candidate, and then it's usually a month until the stable release. So, it could be a while, sorry. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

===atimholt===
{{renameuser|atimholt|Atimholt}}
Funny story about that name. Some website or other, I just wanted 'timholt.' It was taken. So I went for 'thetimholt.' It was also taken.
:The user "atimholt" doesn't exist. The users "timholt" and "thetimholt" don't exist either. {{User:StrongAwesome74/sig}} 02:25, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

===Power Pie===
{{renameuser|Power Pie|Experimental Film}}
I don't wanna be named after food anymore. {{User:Power Pie/sig}}
:Sorry, only one name change per customer. By the way, you never answered my question above about the forum. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:49, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
::Fine, I'll just make my sig say Power P. Yeah, forum too. {{User:Power Pie/sig}}

===Jeremy Visser===
{{renameuser|Jeremy.Visser|Jeremy Visser}}
Making my name consistent with my [[wikipedia:User:Jeremy Visser|Wikipedia alter ego]]. :-) — [[User:Jeremy.Visser|Jeremy]] 08:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks! — [[User:Jeremy Visser|Jeremy]] 02:39, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::But I thought you said above that you weren't going to change anymore usernames until the next MediaWiki upgrade? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 04:45, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I noticed that those users only had edits here at the knowledge base (none at the fanstuff). It's only a problem if the user has activity on both wikis. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

===Wasd98===
{{renameuser|Wasd98|Rondleman}}
When I joined HRWiki, I couldn't really think of a good username, so I just put down Wasd98. I've been regretting it ever since. I really wanted to change my name to something related to H*R, then I saw this page and was like "Hallelujah"! And I love the Biz Cas Fri series so that's why I wanted to do Rondleman. Please change it! It would be awesome! {{User:Wasd98/sig}} 02:08, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:14, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

===Movie Magic Man===
{{renameuser|Movie magic man|Cash Money}}
My current name stopped applying to me a few years ago, and my name on almost everything else has gone to Cash Money. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 18:56, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:31, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 20:51, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

===Fotoshop===
{{renameuser|Fotoshop|Fuchsiania}}
When I signed up for an account at the Homestar Runner Wiki, my username "Fotoshop" was three years old. Now it is five.

While the phonetic source is obvious, the origin of the name, per se, is not. I formulated the username when I was in the third grade, for a Club Penguin account, as a roundabout means of bragging about my (rudimentary) skills with Photoshop. Of course, nobody who played Club Penguin knew what Photoshop was. As my devotion to Club Penguin declined, I began to use the name "Fotoshop" for other websites. Almost immediately, "Fotoshop" became my main handle. However, as I veered away from Photoshop and toward the open-source GIMP, and began to realize the utter simplicity and uncleverness of the username, "Fotoshop" began to seem less appealing and relevant. I began to despise the name.

I proceeded to experiment with other usernames when I finally settled on "Fuchsiania", the name of one of five hundred achievements in a Flash game of mine. I choose this name because ''1'') it's a portmanteau (I like those), ''2'') it's relevant, as I mentioned earlier, ''3'') it begins with the same letter as "Fotoshop", softening the transition, as I find that many people tend to associate by initials, and ''4'') it's easier to form a consistent visual identity than Fotoshop.

Now, I ask, can you please change my username on both the wiki and the forum to Fuchsiania, if you may be so kind?

Thank you in advance,<br />
Fotoshop — 04:24, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Just one question: how do you ''pronounce'' it? Okay, actually two questions: it's a portmanteau of ''fuchsia'' and what? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:16, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
::Thank you, thank you! It's pronounced <nowiki>[</nowiki>fjuʃieɪniɐ<nowiki>]</nowiki>, essentially the first syllable of "fuchsia" ("fyoosh") concatenated with "i" ("ee"), followed by "ania" ("ania" >_>). It's a portmanteau of Fuchsia and mania. Pardon me if my writing is unclear; I'm still a bit delirious with excitement (OMG, It's dot com wrote to me!). Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you very, very much, {{User:Fotoshop/sig}}!

===StrongAwesome74===
{{renameuser|StrongAwesome74|Strong Awesome}}
The numbers there have always bugged me. It felt too much like some online gamer name. I feel this is more simple. Please and thank you! {{User:StrongAwesome74/sig}} 01:49, 7 January 2011 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:01, 7 January 2011 (UTC)

=== dj teh wiki ===
{{renameuser|dj teh wiki|Dj teh Wiki}}
Just so i can sign in.
:The user "dj teh wiki" does not exist. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:54, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

===Nosyandsmall===

{{renameuser|Nosyandsmall|Marzifan}}

I need a new username --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 17:07, 28 March 2011 (UTC)
:Okay. But you need a name that's a ''name'', not a sentence (yes, I realize the irony here). Also, it's too close to being the exact name of a main character, which we don't allow. How about Marzi? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:53, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::Sorry. But I will choose what I want. Okay? thank you :)--[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 12:21, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:::Then choose something else that you want, something that's an actual name. I'm not going to change your name to "I am Marzipan", or any sentence with "Marzipan" in it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:42, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::::I don't care if it's not actual D: --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 18:39, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::I don't think we're communicating here. I'm telling you I'm not going to change your name to any sentence with "Marzipan" in it. I'm suggesting "Marzi" as a compromise. It's a short, fun name that isn't the exact name of a main character, and it's very close to the one you were wanting. You don't have to accept my suggestion, but if you don't, then you need to give me another alternative. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:17, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::::::How about Bubs Fan --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 15:12, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::::That's too close to the user [[Special:Contributions/Bubsfan|Bubsfan]], which is already registered. (I'd be willing to give you "Marzi" even though it's already registered because the account [[Special:Contributions/Marzi|has no contributions]].) Normally I think usernames with "fan" in the name are kind of meh, but "Marzifan" is kind of funny, being a play on words and all. How about that? If that's no good, then do you have a username you use elsewhere on the Internet you could use here? Or maybe a nickname someone gave you? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:43, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
::::::::PERFECT!!!!! <3 --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 09:33, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:44, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

===Theycallmefree===
{{renameuser|Theycallmefree|Free}}
Simplicity. I pretty much go by this everywhere now. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 00:19, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

===A Stange Armless Chick===
{{renameuser|A Strange Armless Chick|PinkiePieFan}}
My old name just sounds dumb to me now, and people in real life who actually lost their arms might get offended.
:Okay, I waited for like a month and my name still isn't PinkiePieFan! What did I do wrong?
::Whoops. When I read this request, I got to thinking about all the people who would be offended (probably nobody) and then was distracted researching what this Pinkie Pie is that you're such a fan of, and then, well, I kind of forgot. Sorry. Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:21, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

===Fangoriously (different)===
{{renameuser|Fangoriously|Leilana Lappy}}
I thought it sounded cool. If you say I can't have two forum accounts, I forgot about the first one when I made the second one. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 11:00, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
:I missed this before. Since you have continued to edit under the old name for a few years now, I'm just going to disregard this change request unless you renew it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:50, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

===Gfdgsgxgzgdrc===
{{renameuser|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Groovepossum}}
I hate my username. It's too long. I want to change it. Seriously386? Cool name. Gfdgsgxgzgdrc? Don't like it. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:01, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:How about "Garbles"? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:06, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::Sorry. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:10, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::For what? I'm not very inclined to change your name to "Seriously386" because it's very similar to other usernames. (If you tried to create a new account with that name, the system wouldn't let you.) So I'm making a suggestion for something that is unique and pronounceable, with the benefit that it references your current name so it's easy to keep track of the change. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::How 'bout "Jorb386"? --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:43, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::Nah. How about "Garbles"? That's how I already pronounce "Gfdgsgxgzgdrc". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:56, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::I don't really like that name. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:58, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::Then let's stay with the one you have. You've become rather established under it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:05, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::If you like "established" names, How about "Rasmoh"? Is that established enough? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 03:17, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::I don't know what that means, so I guess not. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:27, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::By "established" he means that YOU, as a user on this wiki, have made enough edits and have developed enough of a personality under your current name that anything which doesn't imply a connection to your current name would confuse other users. For the record, I kinda like the name "Garbles". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:43, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::Actually the word "garble" means to mix words up to make a new word, like "cookie" and "look" = "lookie". --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:05, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::I'm not sure what word you're thinking of (''portmanteau'' maybe?), but ''garble'' [http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/garble means] "to mix up ... to such an extent as to make ... incomprehensible." "Gfdgsgxgzgdrc" is a bunch of letters garbled together. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:39, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::OH okay I get it now. But still I like the name "Jorb386" better than my ''old'' username. AND I never actually ''tried'' to pronounce my username, but if I had to pronounce it, It would ''prolly'' sound like "guff-duh-guzz-guh-xuh-guh-zuh-guh-derk". ''PLEASE'' change my name to Jorb386. I wont edit until atleast ''someone'' does. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:45, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::You shouldn't give an ultimatum if you don't want your bluff called. The problem I have with Jorb386 is almost identical to the one I have with Seriously386. You're basically taking a name that's already been registered and slapping a number on it. There's a reason the system won't let you do that (names should be unique). How about "Gfgdrc" or "Gfdrc386"? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:58, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::::Or groovepossum? Sorry, But that's already the name of my forum account. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::Already the name of your forum account? You registered it ''last night''. I've changed it to Gfdgsgxgzgdrc to match your wiki account. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:04, 5 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Okay, No username change for me. :( {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:41, 6 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Now I'm having trouble logging into the forum. :( {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:24, 10 January 2012 (UTC)

=== What-eez-it-stwong-bayad ===

{{renameuser|What-eez-it-stwong-bayad|Tenerence Love}}

My current username is way too long.
: "Homsar" already exists as a user, and is pretty generic as a Homestar Runner Wiki user name besides. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:54, 15 March 2012 (UTC)
::In fact, I'm pretty sure we have a rule against naming yourself after the main characters specifically. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:56, 15 March 2012 (UTC)
:::Will this be okay? Even though he is a character he is minor. Also even though it is 14 characters long it's easier to type. {{unsigned|What-eez-it-stwong-bayad|17:57, 21 March 2012 (UTC)}}
::::How about just "What-eez-it"? It's close too your current name and not too long. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:15, 21 March 2012 (UTC)
:::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:30, 21 March 2012 (UTC)

=== The For Real Deal ===

{{renameuser|The For Real Deal|Paharwell}}

As cool as my username is, I'd like for it to be paharwell, which is the username I use pretty much everywhere else on yon Internets. So, for consistency's sake, I will let this one go. You know what they say, if you love a username, set it free... [[User:The For Real Deal|The For Real Deal]] 22:14, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

P.S. Oh yeah. Seems I saw something about usernames having to start with a capital letter? If so, that's cool. Paharwell will work just fine. Thanks a mil!
:Done (and yes, it must be capitalized). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:55, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

::Thank you, sir. :) [[User:Paharwell|Paharwell]] 08:53, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

=== Jdaniels15 ===

{{renameuser|Jdaniels15|ToaJuaraevo01}}

I was a little hasty in picking my username. I didn't check the username and sig policies first. DeFender informed me that I must use my actual username in my sig, instead of a "handle" like I do in other wikis. I would like to be ToaJuaraevo01. {{User:Jdaniels15/sig1}} 17:53, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:35, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
::Ok, Thanks! {{User:ToaJuaraevo01/sig1}} 12:10, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

=== 20eric06 ===

{{renameuser|20eric06|Svetlana}}

I don't want to be associated with this name anymore. -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 00:38, 7 April 2014 (UTC)
:Done. Sorry I missed it before. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:45, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

=== EXDigimat ===

{{renameuser|EXDigimat|Digimat}}

Hello, I would like to use "Digimat" instead of "EXDigimat". Thanks
:There's no user by either of those names. {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 11:49, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
::Hello Rick. I am sure there is. I entered eXDigimat but whenever I log in, it is EXDigimat. Shall I just create a new user with the correct name? thanks
:::It looks like you created an account with Wikipedia two days ago. This is not Wikipedia, and you have not created an account with us yet. Actually, it looks like you have already made your suggestion in the right place over there. It's not the first time someone has come here looking to change their Wikipedia user name. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 14:40, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
::::By the way, the reason you had a problem in the first place is that MediaWiki (the software that both Wikipedia and this wiki run on) does not allow usernames to begin with a lowercase letter. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:47, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

=== Ninhead629 ===
{{renameuser|Ninhead629|ButteredParanoia}}
I want my friends to find this page, since I've changed my other user names to fit it, too. I mainly think that the mashup of all the letters and numbers is difficult to read and that my new name has a better flow to it. Thanks for your help.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:57, 17 June 2015 (UTC)

=== Mee ===
{{renameuser|Mee|DEIDATVM}}
Since that's the username I tend to take on most wikis I use these <del>deis</del><ins>days</ins>. {{User:Mee/sig}} 14:46, 17 October 2016 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:42, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

=== DeFender1031 ===
{{renameuser|DeFender1031|Defender1031}}
I'm styling my name without the capital F these days. Wanted to update myself here to match. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:10, 26 November 2018 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:53, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

=== SRMX12 ===
{{renameuser|SRMX12|Lira}}
I've had a good run as SRMX12, but I'm going through a bit of a real-life transition and I feel it's time for a readable name that's more in line with my identity. {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 15:59, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:04, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
::That was quick. Thanks! {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 16:09, 23 October 2019 (UTC)

=== NachoMan ===
{{renameuser|NachoMan|Nachobra}}
gender -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:22, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:10, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

=== OrangeheadAnimations ===
{{renameuser|OrangeheadAnimations|Keapy}}
I haven't used the username OrangeheadAnimations in almost 3 years --[[User:OrangeheadAnimations|OrangeheadAnimations]] 04:18, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:59, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

==Older requests==

*See [[HRWiki:Changing username/Archive]]

[[Category:HRWiki Maintenance|{{PAGENAME}}]]

HRWiki:Changing username

It's dot com — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 03:13:44 GMT

It's dot com: Reverted edits by DorianGray (Talk) to last revision by 176.123.31.26

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The user name users choose for themselves is not set in stone. On request, [[HRWiki:Bureaucrats|bureaucrats]] can change user account settings and article histories such that all previous edits of a given user are attributed to the new name using [[Special:Renameuser]]. Note: You must make the request from the account you want renamed; anonymous requests (except users whose usernames begin with a lowercase letter and therefore cannot log in) are ignored for security reasons.

==Requesting a change==

To have your name changed, please make your request on this page. Please follow the procedure carefully or your request will not be fulfilled. With rare exceptions, multiple name-change requests by the same user will not be honored.

===Instructions===

#Check if the new name you want does not exist ([[Special:Listusers]]). '''Do not create an account under the new name'''. ''<small>(If you already created the new account, don't worry. We can do some stuff and fix it, but it's still recommended that you don't.)</small>''
#Sign in with the account that you want renamed.
#:''Of course, this is not possible if your account has a lowercase first letter. If you can't log in, then skip this step.''
#Add your request to the '''bottom''' of the section below. Use the following template: <code><nowiki>{{renameuser|Old username|New username}}</nowiki></code>
#Once your request is dealt with, all edits from your old account will be reattributed to your new account.
#Move and redirect your user page and talk page to the new name if it has not already been done.

==Current requests==
<div style="background:#FFC;text-align:center;border:1px solid #CC9">'''Please use this template for new requests: <tt><nowiki>{{renameuser|Old username|New username}}</nowiki></tt>'''</div>

=== Peter222 ===
{{renameuser|Peter222|Peter22}}
I don't really like my username. To many 2's. If you get rid of one it'll bother me less. Thank you.{{User:Peter222/sig}}
:On your user page, you state "I also despise my username", which says to me that you would not want to be stuck with Peter22. In order to avoid having to change your name a second time, I'm just going to wait till you come up with something you like as opposed to something that doesn't bother you as much. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:53, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
::The excessive two's are the only reasons I dislike it. If I have one less I'd be fine with it and probably wouldn't change it again. Peter22 would not bother me at all.{{User:Peter222/sig}}
:::That's not what you said above. Your signature is just "Peter", so how about that? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:16, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

===MICGAGUH===
{{renameuser|MICGAGUH|The Username Searcher}}
Make the color of mine red, yellow, blue and purple. [[User:MICGAGUH]]
: <s>Um, wrong page. Try [[HRWiki:Signature]].</s> That was written when this looked like a simple request for a sig, but I don't know that putting in all the periods really helps anything. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, this is for changing the actual ''username''. For what comes up when you type "<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>", then you can ask anybody, or change it yourself anytime. But only Bureaucrats can change your username. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 19:32, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, Mr. I Can't Get A Good Username Here, instead of adding periods to your name, why don't we come up with a ''good'' username for you instead. Having to enter all those periods when you log in or when someone mentions you by name would probably get real old real fast. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
:Okay how about The Username Searcher? [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::MICGAGUH, you have the opportunity to ''think'' for a while about your username, and you should take this opportunity to do that. You don't ''have'' to have a username that implies you can't get a good username. Unless that's what you really want, in which case, I can't change it. But say so and a Bureaucrat will. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 15:16, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Uh, what's a Bureaucrat? [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::::I'm a bureaucrat, but that's really not important. What ''is'' important is that you need to pick an actual name if you expect it to get changed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:05, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::I already got user files on Wikipedia and the Super Mario Wiki! I'm not saying who, but I'm not using those names! [[User:MICGAGUH]]
::::::Why not? I have a Wikipedia account and my user name there is similar to my user name here (not identical because it's too common and someone else already claimed it, but similar enough.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:54, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Also, who cares what your names are there. The only thing that's relevant here is tht you pick an actual name for this wiki. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
::::::::If you really want me to, change into Freakazoid or fight King Hippo in Punch-Out!! Wii [[User: MICGAGUH]]
:::::::::Pick the one you want. Change the template at the top of this thread. Be aware that I'm not going to change your name more than once, so be sure you like what you go with. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

===E.L. Cool===
{{renameuser|E.L. Cool|Elcool}}
No one called me E.L. Cool in a long time. Also, I switched to the shorter form on most other sites. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:18, 1 October 2009 (UTC)
:Done. I don't think I've ever tested changing a sysop's name before. It should be fine, but let me know if anything went awry permissions-wise. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:22, 1 October 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you! Looks like everything is in place. Even tried to delete a page and it's all cool. My sig is literally on almost every talk page. Should that stay, or can some bot fix it? {{User:Elcool/sig}} 07:40, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
:::There's no need to fix it en masse, especially since this was less of a name change and more of just a style change. Better and easier to just let the redirect do its thing. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:35, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

هووووكه YEMEN 🇾🇪

===Homestar-winner===
{{renameuser|Homestar-winner|Homestar-Winner}}
I think it looks better. And that's about it. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:41, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:22, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks, DC! But now I'm having trouble logging in on Firefox for some reason: [http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll142/Winnuh/Picture7.png?t=1255193889 See?] When I type in "Homestar-Winner" is loads as "Homestar-winner". Now I'm logged in using Safari. Do you has the solution? {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 17:03, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:::Clear your cache? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:18, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Or your dns cache? (Windows: in CMD, '''ipconfig /flushdns''' -- Linux/Ubuntu: [http://www.ubuntugeek.com/howto-clearflush-dns-cache-in-ubuntu.html Click Here]) {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 17:34, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
:::::Hey, DC, no matter what I do, it still keeps logging me in as "Homestar-winner" in Firefox. If it isn't too much trouble, could you maybe change my user name back to "Homestar-winner" so I can start editing in Firefox again? That has been the reason why I haven't made many edits lately... {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 16:08, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
::::::Instead of just treating the symptom, I think we should try to figure out what the problem is instead. Close all Firefox tabs except for a blank one. Go to Tools > Clear Recent History. Choose Everything from the drop-down menu and make sure all the checkboxes are checked. Then press Clear Now. Close Firefox, and for good measure restart your computer. Then try again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

===guybrush20X6===
{{renameuser|guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6}}
Need it changed due to this "no small letters first" thing.
:The user "guybrush20X6" does not exist. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
::Just read that thing about signing in seperatly on the forum and the wiki. Do I just create a wiki acount?
:::Yep. They're separate databases. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:58, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

===RocketMasterZ===
{{renameuser|RocketMasterZ|CoachX}}
I want this username.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:22, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

===TheHumstarRonner===
{{renameuser|TheHumstarRonner|Star Guy}}
TheHumstarRonner is too long, and I want spaces.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:22, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

===Weegee156===
{{renameuser|Weegee156|TheThnikkaman}}
I want to have the same name that I do on the forum. It would just be alot more convenient for me. Thanks! {{unsigned|97.127.49.58|01:26, 24 December 2009 (UTC)}}
:If this is really you, please log in to make the request. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:30, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

===Jc iindyysgvxc===
{{renameuser|Jc iindyysgvxc|RickTommy}}
I want my Youtube username over my Wikipedia username. [[User:Jc iindyysgvxc|Jc iindyysgvxc]] 21:27, 28 December 2009 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:27, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

===McArbys===
{{renameuser|McArbys|The McArby}}

I created this account when I had some confusion in the Tales of the McArby title, It would be more accurate, which would be a load off my mind, plus my sig would be truthful on my name. -- [[User:McArbys|The McArby!]]
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

===HRjcm===
{{renameuser|HRjcm|JCM}}
About two years ago, I had my name changed so it would reflect my HRFWiki username, however, I had no idea the accounts would be linked after the purge and I'd have no access to my previous one there, and my current one isn't really appropriate for the fanstuff wiki and may cause confusion. So when you get back, could it be possible for you to rename my new cross-account to JCM, so it could be more recognizable to both sides from now on? I promise I won't bother you anymore after this. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 23:15, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:39, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

===proffesor tor coolguy===
{{renameuser|proffesor tor coolguy|Proffesor Tor Coolguy}}
thanks to the system change I can't log in! please change!
: No such user, Stu. There is a "Professor Tor Coolguy" created in 2007, and a "Proffessor tor coolguy" created yesterday, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:24, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

===Ms. 1-Up Pie===
{{renameuser|Ms. 1-Up Pie|Power Pie}}
I made my account back when I didn't know 1-Up was a character. A boring one, at that. To avoid confusion as to my character preferences and because Power Pie sounds cooler, I'd like a name change. [[User:Ms. 1-Up Pie|Ms. 1-Up Pie]] 17:24, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Forum too? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:48, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

===Fangoriously===
{{renameuser|Fangoriously|Fangoriously5}}
I think it looks neat, and it will match my sig. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 03:48, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry, no. Usernames are restricted to letters, numbers, spaces, hyphens, apostrophes, and periods. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
::I won't edit until it's changed to Fangoriously5 --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 12:58, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Why do you need to change it?
::::I'd like to know the answer to that too. What's wrong with your name the way it is? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
:::::I like the number 5--{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 22:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
::::::You've been using this name for over a year. I see no particular reason to go through the hassle of a name change just to add a numeral that makes your name less readable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:25, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

===Im a bell===
{{renameuser|Im a bell|Bellstrom}}
I've recently begun to use Bellstrom as my default online pseudonym, and I think it sounds a bit better than Im a bell. Also, I once had a terrible user character on the HRFWiki, and the WUW, but that's not important, by that name, and I'm trying to forget that... Thing. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:04, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:19, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

===Dr. Savage===
{{renameuser|Dr. Savage|Starguy256}}
This is to fit my name on other wedsites, and my X-box live name. Thanks! --{{User:Dr. Savage/sig}} 22:49, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:Due to a database issue, I will not be changing any more names until after the next upgrade. It looks like they're close to a release candidate, and then it's usually a month until the stable release. So, it could be a while, sorry. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

===atimholt===
{{renameuser|atimholt|Atimholt}}
Funny story about that name. Some website or other, I just wanted 'timholt.' It was taken. So I went for 'thetimholt.' It was also taken.
:The user "atimholt" doesn't exist. The users "timholt" and "thetimholt" don't exist either. {{User:StrongAwesome74/sig}} 02:25, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

===Power Pie===
{{renameuser|Power Pie|Experimental Film}}
I don't wanna be named after food anymore. {{User:Power Pie/sig}}
:Sorry, only one name change per customer. By the way, you never answered my question above about the forum. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:49, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
::Fine, I'll just make my sig say Power P. Yeah, forum too. {{User:Power Pie/sig}}

===Jeremy Visser===
{{renameuser|Jeremy.Visser|Jeremy Visser}}
Making my name consistent with my [[wikipedia:User:Jeremy Visser|Wikipedia alter ego]]. :-) — [[User:Jeremy.Visser|Jeremy]] 08:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks! — [[User:Jeremy Visser|Jeremy]] 02:39, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::But I thought you said above that you weren't going to change anymore usernames until the next MediaWiki upgrade? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 04:45, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I noticed that those users only had edits here at the knowledge base (none at the fanstuff). It's only a problem if the user has activity on both wikis. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

===Wasd98===
{{renameuser|Wasd98|Rondleman}}
When I joined HRWiki, I couldn't really think of a good username, so I just put down Wasd98. I've been regretting it ever since. I really wanted to change my name to something related to H*R, then I saw this page and was like "Hallelujah"! And I love the Biz Cas Fri series so that's why I wanted to do Rondleman. Please change it! It would be awesome! {{User:Wasd98/sig}} 02:08, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:14, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

===Movie Magic Man===
{{renameuser|Movie magic man|Cash Money}}
My current name stopped applying to me a few years ago, and my name on almost everything else has gone to Cash Money. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 18:56, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:31, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 20:51, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

===Fotoshop===
{{renameuser|Fotoshop|Fuchsiania}}
When I signed up for an account at the Homestar Runner Wiki, my username "Fotoshop" was three years old. Now it is five.

While the phonetic source is obvious, the origin of the name, per se, is not. I formulated the username when I was in the third grade, for a Club Penguin account, as a roundabout means of bragging about my (rudimentary) skills with Photoshop. Of course, nobody who played Club Penguin knew what Photoshop was. As my devotion to Club Penguin declined, I began to use the name "Fotoshop" for other websites. Almost immediately, "Fotoshop" became my main handle. However, as I veered away from Photoshop and toward the open-source GIMP, and began to realize the utter simplicity and uncleverness of the username, "Fotoshop" began to seem less appealing and relevant. I began to despise the name.

I proceeded to experiment with other usernames when I finally settled on "Fuchsiania", the name of one of five hundred achievements in a Flash game of mine. I choose this name because ''1'') it's a portmanteau (I like those), ''2'') it's relevant, as I mentioned earlier, ''3'') it begins with the same letter as "Fotoshop", softening the transition, as I find that many people tend to associate by initials, and ''4'') it's easier to form a consistent visual identity than Fotoshop.

Now, I ask, can you please change my username on both the wiki and the forum to Fuchsiania, if you may be so kind?

Thank you in advance,<br />
Fotoshop — 04:24, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Just one question: how do you ''pronounce'' it? Okay, actually two questions: it's a portmanteau of ''fuchsia'' and what? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:16, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
::Thank you, thank you! It's pronounced <nowiki>[</nowiki>fjuʃieɪniɐ<nowiki>]</nowiki>, essentially the first syllable of "fuchsia" ("fyoosh") concatenated with "i" ("ee"), followed by "ania" ("ania" >_>). It's a portmanteau of Fuchsia and mania. Pardon me if my writing is unclear; I'm still a bit delirious with excitement (OMG, It's dot com wrote to me!). Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you very, very much, {{User:Fotoshop/sig}}!

===StrongAwesome74===
{{renameuser|StrongAwesome74|Strong Awesome}}
The numbers there have always bugged me. It felt too much like some online gamer name. I feel this is more simple. Please and thank you! {{User:StrongAwesome74/sig}} 01:49, 7 January 2011 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:01, 7 January 2011 (UTC)

=== dj teh wiki ===
{{renameuser|dj teh wiki|Dj teh Wiki}}
Just so i can sign in.
:The user "dj teh wiki" does not exist. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:54, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

===Nosyandsmall===

{{renameuser|Nosyandsmall|Marzifan}}

I need a new username --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 17:07, 28 March 2011 (UTC)
:Okay. But you need a name that's a ''name'', not a sentence (yes, I realize the irony here). Also, it's too close to being the exact name of a main character, which we don't allow. How about Marzi? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:53, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::Sorry. But I will choose what I want. Okay? thank you :)--[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 12:21, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:::Then choose something else that you want, something that's an actual name. I'm not going to change your name to "I am Marzipan", or any sentence with "Marzipan" in it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:42, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::::I don't care if it's not actual D: --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 18:39, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::I don't think we're communicating here. I'm telling you I'm not going to change your name to any sentence with "Marzipan" in it. I'm suggesting "Marzi" as a compromise. It's a short, fun name that isn't the exact name of a main character, and it's very close to the one you were wanting. You don't have to accept my suggestion, but if you don't, then you need to give me another alternative. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:17, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::::::How about Bubs Fan --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 15:12, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::::That's too close to the user [[Special:Contributions/Bubsfan|Bubsfan]], which is already registered. (I'd be willing to give you "Marzi" even though it's already registered because the account [[Special:Contributions/Marzi|has no contributions]].) Normally I think usernames with "fan" in the name are kind of meh, but "Marzifan" is kind of funny, being a play on words and all. How about that? If that's no good, then do you have a username you use elsewhere on the Internet you could use here? Or maybe a nickname someone gave you? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:43, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
::::::::PERFECT!!!!! <3 --[[Image:pompom.PNG|20px]][[User:Nosyandsmall|Nosyandsmall]] 09:33, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:44, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

===Theycallmefree===
{{renameuser|Theycallmefree|Free}}
Simplicity. I pretty much go by this everywhere now. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 00:19, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

===A Stange Armless Chick===
{{renameuser|A Strange Armless Chick|PinkiePieFan}}
My old name just sounds dumb to me now, and people in real life who actually lost their arms might get offended.
:Okay, I waited for like a month and my name still isn't PinkiePieFan! What did I do wrong?
::Whoops. When I read this request, I got to thinking about all the people who would be offended (probably nobody) and then was distracted researching what this Pinkie Pie is that you're such a fan of, and then, well, I kind of forgot. Sorry. Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:21, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

===Fangoriously (different)===
{{renameuser|Fangoriously|Leilana Lappy}}
I thought it sounded cool. If you say I can't have two forum accounts, I forgot about the first one when I made the second one. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 11:00, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
:I missed this before. Since you have continued to edit under the old name for a few years now, I'm just going to disregard this change request unless you renew it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:50, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

===Gfdgsgxgzgdrc===
{{renameuser|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Groovepossum}}
I hate my username. It's too long. I want to change it. Seriously386? Cool name. Gfdgsgxgzgdrc? Don't like it. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:01, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:How about "Garbles"? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:06, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::Sorry. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:10, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::For what? I'm not very inclined to change your name to "Seriously386" because it's very similar to other usernames. (If you tried to create a new account with that name, the system wouldn't let you.) So I'm making a suggestion for something that is unique and pronounceable, with the benefit that it references your current name so it's easy to keep track of the change. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::How 'bout "Jorb386"? --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:43, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::Nah. How about "Garbles"? That's how I already pronounce "Gfdgsgxgzgdrc". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:56, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::I don't really like that name. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:58, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::Then let's stay with the one you have. You've become rather established under it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:05, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::If you like "established" names, How about "Rasmoh"? Is that established enough? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 03:17, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::I don't know what that means, so I guess not. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:27, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::By "established" he means that YOU, as a user on this wiki, have made enough edits and have developed enough of a personality under your current name that anything which doesn't imply a connection to your current name would confuse other users. For the record, I kinda like the name "Garbles". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:43, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::Actually the word "garble" means to mix words up to make a new word, like "cookie" and "look" = "lookie". --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:05, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::I'm not sure what word you're thinking of (''portmanteau'' maybe?), but ''garble'' [http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/garble means] "to mix up ... to such an extent as to make ... incomprehensible." "Gfdgsgxgzgdrc" is a bunch of letters garbled together. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:39, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::OH okay I get it now. But still I like the name "Jorb386" better than my ''old'' username. AND I never actually ''tried'' to pronounce my username, but if I had to pronounce it, It would ''prolly'' sound like "guff-duh-guzz-guh-xuh-guh-zuh-guh-derk". ''PLEASE'' change my name to Jorb386. I wont edit until atleast ''someone'' does. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:45, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::You shouldn't give an ultimatum if you don't want your bluff called. The problem I have with Jorb386 is almost identical to the one I have with Seriously386. You're basically taking a name that's already been registered and slapping a number on it. There's a reason the system won't let you do that (names should be unique). How about "Gfgdrc" or "Gfdrc386"? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:58, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::::Or groovepossum? Sorry, But that's already the name of my forum account. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 02:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::Already the name of your forum account? You registered it ''last night''. I've changed it to Gfdgsgxgzgdrc to match your wiki account. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:04, 5 January 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Okay, No username change for me. :( {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:41, 6 January 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Now I'm having trouble logging into the forum. :( {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:24, 10 January 2012 (UTC)

=== What-eez-it-stwong-bayad ===

{{renameuser|What-eez-it-stwong-bayad|Tenerence Love}}

My current username is way too long.
: "Homsar" already exists as a user, and is pretty generic as a Homestar Runner Wiki user name besides. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:54, 15 March 2012 (UTC)
::In fact, I'm pretty sure we have a rule against naming yourself after the main characters specifically. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:56, 15 March 2012 (UTC)
:::Will this be okay? Even though he is a character he is minor. Also even though it is 14 characters long it's easier to type. {{unsigned|What-eez-it-stwong-bayad|17:57, 21 March 2012 (UTC)}}
::::How about just "What-eez-it"? It's close too your current name and not too long. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:15, 21 March 2012 (UTC)
:::Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:30, 21 March 2012 (UTC)

=== The For Real Deal ===

{{renameuser|The For Real Deal|Paharwell}}

As cool as my username is, I'd like for it to be paharwell, which is the username I use pretty much everywhere else on yon Internets. So, for consistency's sake, I will let this one go. You know what they say, if you love a username, set it free... [[User:The For Real Deal|The For Real Deal]] 22:14, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

P.S. Oh yeah. Seems I saw something about usernames having to start with a capital letter? If so, that's cool. Paharwell will work just fine. Thanks a mil!
:Done (and yes, it must be capitalized). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:55, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

::Thank you, sir. :) [[User:Paharwell|Paharwell]] 08:53, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

=== Jdaniels15 ===

{{renameuser|Jdaniels15|ToaJuaraevo01}}

I was a little hasty in picking my username. I didn't check the username and sig policies first. DeFender informed me that I must use my actual username in my sig, instead of a "handle" like I do in other wikis. I would like to be ToaJuaraevo01. {{User:Jdaniels15/sig1}} 17:53, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:35, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
::Ok, Thanks! {{User:ToaJuaraevo01/sig1}} 12:10, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

=== 20eric06 ===

{{renameuser|20eric06|Svetlana}}

I don't want to be associated with this name anymore. -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 00:38, 7 April 2014 (UTC)
:Done. Sorry I missed it before. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:45, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

=== EXDigimat ===

{{renameuser|EXDigimat|Digimat}}

Hello, I would like to use "Digimat" instead of "EXDigimat". Thanks
:There's no user by either of those names. {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 11:49, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
::Hello Rick. I am sure there is. I entered eXDigimat but whenever I log in, it is EXDigimat. Shall I just create a new user with the correct name? thanks
:::It looks like you created an account with Wikipedia two days ago. This is not Wikipedia, and you have not created an account with us yet. Actually, it looks like you have already made your suggestion in the right place over there. It's not the first time someone has come here looking to change their Wikipedia user name. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 14:40, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
::::By the way, the reason you had a problem in the first place is that MediaWiki (the software that both Wikipedia and this wiki run on) does not allow usernames to begin with a lowercase letter. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:47, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

=== Ninhead629 ===
{{renameuser|Ninhead629|ButteredParanoia}}
I want my friends to find this page, since I've changed my other user names to fit it, too. I mainly think that the mashup of all the letters and numbers is difficult to read and that my new name has a better flow to it. Thanks for your help.
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:57, 17 June 2015 (UTC)

=== Mee ===
{{renameuser|Mee|DEIDATVM}}
Since that's the username I tend to take on most wikis I use these <del>deis</del><ins>days</ins>. {{User:Mee/sig}} 14:46, 17 October 2016 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:42, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

=== DeFender1031 ===
{{renameuser|DeFender1031|Defender1031}}
I'm styling my name without the capital F these days. Wanted to update myself here to match. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:10, 26 November 2018 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:53, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

=== SRMX12 ===
{{renameuser|SRMX12|Lira}}
I've had a good run as SRMX12, but I'm going through a bit of a real-life transition and I feel it's time for a readable name that's more in line with my identity. {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 15:59, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:04, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
::That was quick. Thanks! {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 16:09, 23 October 2019 (UTC)

=== NachoMan ===
{{renameuser|NachoMan|Nachobra}}
gender -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:22, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:10, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

=== OrangeheadAnimations ===
{{renameuser|OrangeheadAnimations|Keapy}}
I haven't used the username OrangeheadAnimations in almost 3 years --[[User:OrangeheadAnimations|OrangeheadAnimations]] 04:18, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:59, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

==Older requests==

*See [[HRWiki:Changing username/Archive]]

[[Category:HRWiki Maintenance|{{PAGENAME}}]]

User talk:It's dot com

It's dot com — Thu, 24 Apr 2025 01:07:04 GMT

It's dot com: /* Hey there */ what a coincidence!

{{User talk:It's dot com/teasers}}
= <div style="background:#BE0023; color:#fff; width:98%; padding-bottom:0.3em; padding-top:0.3em; padding-left:2%"> Trogdor! </div> =
== Block'd? ==
Hey, I was just wondering why you blocked the anonny 68.39.230.211, when he'd only made three edits? Yes, he plugged the Sandbox with nonsensical links, but couldn't you have talked to him and asked him to stop it? I'm not sure if you did talk to him or not. If you didn't though, then 1 week was probably a little harsh. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 20:17, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:Meh, maybe you're right. I was going primarily from {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=568565 this edit}}, and I thought that the anonny had been reverted three times and was being persistent with adding those links. I'll unblock for now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:44, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
::Whoops! Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. I was just fooling around and deleting some spam from the sandbox. The anonny wasn't spamming any other pages than the sandbox. {{User:Super Turtle/sig}} 21:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:::No need to fear, Turtle, you acted correctly. Dotty just got a little carried away—which he ''rarely'' does, I might add, he does a bang-up job here and I'm personally proud of what he's accomplished—and made a premature judgement in absence of the facts. He fixed it, and all is well now, all is safe and sound. Sleep peacefully. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
::::Dotty? Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! ''{suddenly sotto voce}'' No. Thanks as always to Qermaq for putting a bow on what was pretty much already wrapped up. ;) (Although I ''would'' recommend in the future not yelling in summaries if one is not trying to attract attention. But yeah, no big deal now.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:31, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Admit it, you kinda love it when I call you Dotty. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:41, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::Personally, I think Dot Com should be quoting [[Wikipedia:Yakko, Wakko and Dot|Dot Warner]] right about now: "Call me, Dotty and you die." {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:30, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::"Yeah, you're probably right." {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:46, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::::As long as this thread has gone completely off topic, I think I should mention that I always choose the names Yakko, Wakko, and Dot for the computer players when playing Hearts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:56, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

== Joshua ==

Okay, I know you have a fanstuff talk page. But this is serious. Joshua, the sysop, did something like blackmail. Now the forum is messed up and Super Sam blocked him. Can you please fix this mess? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 14:47, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
:I do believe that what is occurring is simply playful banter which Sam here has taken a bit too seriously. Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 05:37, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
::Edit conflict: Lies. All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who knows how it all went down. Joshua randomly bans Super Sam on the forum and then Super Sam screws around with the forum skin for revenge. Also I think Supra tried to block Joshua on the wiki but Joshua just unblocked himself. Just a spot of fun, no need to get all grumpy about it. I think it's pretty dang hilarious the way it's going down. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 05:39, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

== imagemap ==

Whoa, {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Walkthrough&curid=3090&diff=570451&oldid=568760 this}} is pretty awesome... great jorb! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:13, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks! I installed the feature back during the last upgrade (because the fanstuff kept pestering me to) but hadn't found a good use for it here at the knowledge base until now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:29, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

== If you notice anything strange... ==

This may just be me being paranoid, but I just thought I'd let you know that MySpace told me I got phished and... I kinda had this thing going where I used the same password for everything... including my email, in which I saved an email to myself detailing how to log in to my account on this website...

So, if anybody does anything funny under my account, I just thought I should let someone with special authorities and privileges and whatnot know about it (although I have since changed my password). I might start a new account just in case, but I'm not sure yet how that'll work out.

Anyway... now you know. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 18:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:Don't start a new account. Changing your password should be adequate. By the way, to add a section to a talk page, just click the little plus (+) next to the edit button. It will give you a place to enter the thread header and format it automatically. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:14, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::Jolly good. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 18:18, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Just the same, I think I'd like my username changed. (I've been thinking of ditching LuxAcerbus for a while now.) Sysops can do that, right? {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 19:03, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Bureaucrats can, yes. See [[HRWiki:Changing username]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:15, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Thank you for the help, my good man. {{User:Lux Acerbus/sig}} 23:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

== Forum Redirect ==

Since the HRWiki forum is down, alot of the regular users have taken refuge to http://www.inversetiger.com/forum/ . However, pretty much the only way for people on the forum to communicate to each other now is by email. Since barely anyone shows their email address, the last resort option is to communicate by editing your sig. Even then, most people don't go looking through a locked forum looking at people's sigs(which is where I found the link). The result: Only the regular users found link. So, I figured that it would be best if you posted some sort of link on the front page of the Wiki or something so people can find it.
-strongfan

== Fanstuff Purge: Wiki User Emails ==

There are currently a few Wiki User Emails on the list of fanstuffs to be saved, and it's been decided that this would be a great chance to get them over to the Wiki User Wiki. My question is whether it would be easier to use whatever fancy method you're using to transfer them across or whether it would be easier to just do it manually.<br/ >
Cheers, {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 19:39, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
:I don't know if this is the specific fancy way that DC's going to use, but if you want to transfer stuff, then the easy way is to go to [[HRFWiki:Special:Export]], and put in all the page-names (one per line), and mash go. That'll give you an XML file that you can feed into Special:Import on WUW (you'll need to be sysop to use Special:Import, but Special:Export can usually be run by anyone). As well as being able to copy lots of pages in one hit, you can also (if you want) include each page's history, and all the templates they use. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:47, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
::Yep, I concur with Phlip's suggestion. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:45, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Alrighty, thanks for that. - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 14:53, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Looking at [[Talk:Main_Page#Read-Only_Forum|this]], it appears a lot of the forum users have been giving you grief over the locked forum. I just would like to pause for a moment and say thank you. You have dealt with this matter professionally, and I would like to say that in your shoes, I would have done the same thing. Thank you for managing this problem well. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks for your comments. It remains to be seen whether splitting off the off-topic discussion from the H*R threads will be a good thing, but I'm hoping for the best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:35, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Greetings!! ==

Hi. I'm having trouble on my userpage. I have three images. I'd like to have one image (Homsar) in the center between the other two of the Cheat Commando's. How can I do this? See my userpage in my signature. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|98.111.114.133]] 17:51, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:Check out our various local help pages and the user's guide (see the sidebar under navigation and external links). Hope that helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:33, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::Thank you for the name change! --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:27, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

==STUFF Decommissioned?==
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:It%27s_dot_com&curid=5477&diff=581940&oldid=581729 When did this happen?] --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:31, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki_talk:STUFF#Decommission We've been talking about it for the last coupla months.] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:40, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::I gotta start paying more attention to important things like that... --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Fanstuff wiki ==
Look, for some reson, my computer doesn't show the link. so can you help me out? [[Special:Contributions/68.74.220.137|68.74.220.137]] 10:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
:The address is [[HRFWiki:|fanstuff.hrwiki.org]], same as it's ever been. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Ummm... there's no more bar there. it completed. But nothing happened. It's just... the signup screen.<br>
Also, I sent the email, but I didn't get a reply. {{User:The thing/sig}} 12:52, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, you sent two emails. I only said you'd get a reply if it was necessary, and in your case it's not. The status bars only indicate that a certain step is done out of many. You'll know that the wiki is back up when it looks like a MediaWiki wiki. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:46, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, also, can you not do the purge in the next 3 hours? I have to go somewhere. {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:27, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Deal. Before I do it, I'll be sure to ask you if it's okay. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:30, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

I already sent you my email. Should I post my new username on [[HRWiki:Changing username]], or just wait? - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}} 00:56, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:Sending the email is enough. I'll change usernames based on that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:13, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
So when will the new wiki be up?--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 18:54, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

When will the updates bar be back? -[[User:TheStick|TheStick]]

Could you put the MediaWiki software on the fanstuff wiki and remove the signup page? {{User:Dagoth/sig}}

Hey, Dot com, it has been like 3 weeks now. What gives? -[[User:AlmsforthePudgy|AlmsforthePudgy]] 19:44, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

:Seriously, you guys. Stop pestering Dot com. He's doing his best, and he's working very hard for you. Yes, for '''you'''. Give him some credit. It's dot com is spending hours and hours (literally) of his spare time fixing the fanstuff wiki for you, and the last thing he needs (I'm sure of it) is someone poking him with a stick continuously, asking if he's done yet. So sit back and relax, give him some space, and when he's finally done, thank him very much for it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:05, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Okay, so, how long has it been now? A month? Two? {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:31, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Two and a half X_X {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 18:37, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:I've lost hope. {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:37, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::Keep hope alive. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

==Name Change==
Could you change my user name to Raiku? Its going to be my last username ever. I am going to keep it. {{User:Raiku/sig}}

==Name Change, Too==
I meant to name myself hremail24, not Hremail 22. Can you fix this malfunction, private?

:You know, this is kind of like calling up a librarian at home asking them to renew a book for you. There are [[HRWiki:Changing Username|better ways]]. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 14:17, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

== Ops in #hrwiki-fanstuff ==

I hate to whine and complain like this, but please give someone ops in #hrwiki-fanstuff. It is impossible to control the channel. It doesn't have to be a fanstuff sysop, just someone easily accessible. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:42, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
:Hey man, we seem to have a few trolls in #hrwiki-fanstuff, Tom's not responding, you're not on, and we really need ops, so whenever you see this, please give someone ops. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

== Change Username ==

Uh, Dot Com, some people [[HRWiki:Changing username|here]] have been hanging for months with no one changing their user name. Could you get those people up to date for me? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 18:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:Please, Dot Com? I'm desperate.. Please... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:14, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::Please? I'm sorry for bothering you... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:23, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Holy crap, dude. Why are you editing my talk page over and over? See Green Helmet's remarks a couple of threads up. Besides, you're already on (at least) your second username. I'm not really planning on changing it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::::How do you know that? I haven't ever actually ''changed'' my user name... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:39, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::Of course you have. [[Special:Contributions/Miketigershark|This]] is you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:41, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'm sorry. Very sorry. I admit it, MichaelXX2 is a sockpuppet. But when I signed up, I took a vow to change my ways about vandalism. I haven't done any vandalism for months, and I'm sorry for bothering you. I won't ever change my username again, please bail me out this one time... I will fully understand if you don't want to though. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:46, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Hey, Dot Com, keep up the good work ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:07, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Can you do me a fanstuff-related favor? ==

I need some files from the old HRFWiki, and I was wondering if you might be able to get them. It's okay if you can't do this, or don't want to, though, it would just make some things easier if you would.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:23, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:Why don't you email me your specific request and we'll go from there. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:37, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
::K.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:53, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Did you ever get my email? I really want my files.--[[Special:Contributions/24.34.11.239|24.34.11.239]] 18:37, 24 December 2008 (UTC)(Kirbychu)
::::I did get your email. I haven't forgotten this request, and it's on the to-do list. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:09, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

== Where's the forum? ==

What happened to the forum? What's wrong with the forum? Answer me on my talk page. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 17:14, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's down right now. It will be back rrll rrll soon. I answered here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:22, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::Do you mean it this time? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:00, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, I'll give you one thing. You're definitely consistent. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:27, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

== Fanstuff wiki ==

Would you happen to know when the purge will be over? Just wonder. '''[[User:Gavino/redirect|<span style="color:red">¡Él</span>]][[User talk:Gavino|<span style="color:green">Gavino!</span>]]''' 01:01, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, I ''do'' wonder, let me tell you. If I had to guess based on the (depending on your point of view) clever or smart-aleck front page currently at [[HRFWiki:|fanstuff.hrwiki.org]], I'd say sometime before or after TBC release Stinkoman Level 10. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
::Alright, seriously, what's taking so dang long? {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:05, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:::This has been explained in other places. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:07, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== thanks man. ==

What was that crap-for-brains doing? Being a freakin' vandal and everything? I owe it all to ya for helping my user page stay cool. Did you block him? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:No prob, Bob. That guy shows up from time to time to do what he did. It doesn't usually take long to clean up. Yes, I did block him. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:12, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Transcribing Permission ==

Sorry to interrupt, but I was just wondering if I could transcribe the toons at the [[wikia:c:weeblsstuff|Weeblpedia]] similar to the way we transcribe toons here. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 02:56, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
:Uh, yes? I don't really have any jurisdiction to give you permission. Our style is nothing special, and I suppose it could be used for any number of things. It may or may not be relevant, but some authors of works of fiction don't like their works being transcribed, so watch out for that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:19, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
::OK, thanks. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 22:34, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
== Personal image templates ==
It's Dot Com, Your the [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|admin]] I trust the most, and the only one I know actually. [[Template_talk:personal-image-abandoned|This page]] is in desperate need of an admin to look over the new suggested designs of the personal image templates, and to add to the talk page if you agree that we should/can change the personal image templates to the HR related ones, or not. Please do look into this. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 17:07, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
:That discussion is over two years old. As I said when it was current, I don't think we should change the templates, especially given I'm the one who made the versions we're using now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:35, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Do you want a sig? If so, what do you want on it? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:23, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:I already have one. It's right here: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:36, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
::I mean like colored and stuff. The sig templates. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:37, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:::I know what you meant. I've been here nearly four years. If I wanted a fancy signature, I'd probably have one by now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:41, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
::::And, I know this topic is a month old, but it may be one of the best signatures on the wiki. I mean, it did start the &mdash craze. Did it? {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 18:42, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== Winter Background ==

Could you please add <pre> body {
font-size: 10px;
font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;
background: #EBEBEB url(skins/monobook/headbg-snow.png) 0 0 repeat-x;
}
</pre> to MediaWiki:Monobook.css? Thanks. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 06:25, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:Oh right. I had a nagging feeling I had forgotten something. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:18, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

== HRFWiki:Template:Main Page/Fanstuff ==

What did that template look like? I created a temporary HRFWiki and need the Main Page/Fanstuff template to look like it did at the real HRFWiki. The URL for the temporary HRFWiki is http://homestar.referata.com. I also need a dump of all the templates and MediaWiki messages for it. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 00:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:I'm not going to provide that, sorry. You need to use a different logo and stop hotlinking our images. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::I removed your logo and images. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 01:22, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm still seeing the logo there. Yes, i cleared my cache. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:48, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Well, it was gone, but it looks like it's back. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.17|128.103.10.17]] 15:14, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Your logo and images are gone for reals this time. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 23:00, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

== Who's online ==

You guys need "WhosOnline", a special that can tell you whos online and what they are looking at. Can be used to quickly see when there is going to be spam. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 18:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

From my old fanstuff talk page:
<blockquote>
[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Recentchanges Check this out]

It's the recent changes page of The Mario Wiki. I made an account there, and I realized on the recent changes page, there's a little section for who's currently logged in. I figured I'd ask you if we could possibly make this a feature here. It would make things alot easier when trying to contact users and such. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 18:11, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
:[...] This would indeed be interesting, but people shouldn't have their identities exposed just because they're browsing. Part of what a lot of people like about reading a wiki is that you're not publicly logged unless you edit. And there's the thing: one should be able to tell who's online well enough just by looking at the recent changes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:25, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
</blockquote>
Or do you mean something that only sysops and/or developers could see? If so, we already have enough behind-the-scenes access to handle our relatively minor spam load. Thanks though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:50, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:I mean that only registered users can see, and from my knowledge of it, noone EVER uses it but me, for some reason on the other wikis I go on. It would just help alot. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 19:55, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, like I said last year, I don't think that information should be available to just anyone who happens to have an account. There's almost no reason (if any) to look over someone's shoulder if they're merely reading articles. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:03, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::However, it can help if they are about to troll. {{User:Red And Black/siggy}} 20:04, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::It would be nearly impossible to tell whether someone was about to vandalize based solely on what they're looking at. Even if it were possible, the vigilance required to make the extension effective would be prohibitively time-consuming. Considering the low volume of bad-faith edits we have to deal with and how easy it is to clean up pages after the fact, we simply don't have the need for an early-warning system. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:18, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey, something to bring your attention to ==

Adventure Classic Gaming recently had an interview with the Brothers Chaps and the designers of their episodic adventure game series at TellTale, not sure how you usually feature new content related to the brothers chaps but figured you might not have seen it yet, it isn't on the interviews page at least: [http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/interviews/439/] -MarkN
:It's actually on the SBCG4AP page, under Promotional Media. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 23:43, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

Thank you for deleting my fair-use-defying MacOrWinFinal.png image, Dot Com! — {{User:Fotoshop/sig}} 18:31, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:No probalo. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:34, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sensitive to Bees ==

Thanks so much for agreeeing with my statements, It's dot com! I knew someone would believe me if I posted the edit there! The second video was just my proof to make sure there wouldn't be that much of a conflict, but if that's what made you believe me, I'm glad I made it! So thanks again!

-MarioMaster2008

P.S. Speaking of which, why did you think I went overboard trying to prove my point with the video?
:I wouldn't say so. People have gone [[Template talk:commentary|crazy before]] proving their point. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 06:12, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::Maybe so, but if you look on the [[Talk:Sensitive To Bees|talk page]] for the article in question, you'll see that It's Dot Com himself said I surpassed him in levels of proving my point. -MarioMaster2008
:::The above link to that template talk page has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I'm referring to people posting evidence they gather to try and answer a question of fact regarding something in one of the toons. I'm not saying I don't go overboard (my illustrations on [[Talk:car#Homestar's spinning buzzer|Homestar's spinning buzzer]] are just the latest example), but I think making a whole YouTube video trumps anything I've done. So far. By the way, MarioMaster, to sign your name, just type four tildes, like this: <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>, and the system will automatically insert your name and a timestamp, like this: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Oh, okay. I was wondering how to do that. Let's try it now. [[User:MarioMaster2008|MarioMaster2008]] 17:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== History category ==

Sorry, I didn't know we had a place to keep stuff around for historical reasons. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.37|132.183.138.37]] 21:51, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, if something was widely used in the past, but isn't anymore, then we put it in the [[:Category:HRWiki History|history category]] rather than delete it completely. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:21, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

== Sandbox user subpages ==
Would it be possible for me to create a mini sand box as a sub page? {{User:Kid2255/sig}} 22:11, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:See [[HRWiki talk:User space#Sandboxes?]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:35, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

== Redirect pages ==

Hi there It's Dot Com, hope you don't mind me asking something. I was trying to create a redirect from [[Coach Z's 110 percent]] to [[Coach Z's 110%]], but it doesn't work as an actual redirect. How do you create a redirect page, and how is it different from a normal one? Thanks! {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:02, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:Note, it won't act like a redirect in the preview, you have to save it. And the syntax is "<nowiki>#REDIRECT [[Pagename]]</nowiki>". And this is probably the wrong place to ask this kind of question. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:05, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::Oh, so that's what happened, I only saw it in the preview. Sorry for bothering you, is there a better place for questions like that? {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:08, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::You can ask me on my talk page, i don't get annoyed by technical questions, but the best place is probably the talk for one of the help pages or something... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:11, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::::[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]] is actually the place we've set aside for questions. If a discussion needs to be on a more specific page, it can be referred to the other page from there. And it is true that a question on any central or highly visible public talk page will likely be answered. Similarly, while I'm not encouraging you to post on any one user's talk page, you could do worse than this one. It's watched by a good number of users, and I have a [[#The System Is Down|whole section]] of the page devoted to technical issues. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:58, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

== Blanking the sandbox ==
{{userboxtop|}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCE6FF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=  | msg=[[User:Record307|Record307]] enjoys '''blanking the [[sandbox]]'''.}}
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Hey, um, are you trying to make fun of me?
That userbox, Um, NOT FREAKIN FUNNY!
If you need to tell me something, tell me in my Talk page.--[[User:Record307|Record307]]
:Strictly speaking, yes, I am making fun, but I'm not trying to be mean. I just think it's funny that you've blanked the sandbox {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?limit=50&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=Record307&namespace=4&year=2009&month=1 once a day every day for the past 11 days}} (except the 9th (when you did it twice) and the 15th (which you missed)). I myself blank the sandbox on occasion, but not like clockwork. Generally speaking, having a blank or non-blank sandbox makes no difference, and so I find it interesting that you've kept it up. But I'm just teasing, not trying to be offensive. :) (By the way, if it's not obvious, the icon there is a blank sandbox.) Cheers. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:42, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. Y'know what? I'm gonna use the userbox you made. Can you do me a favor? My userboxes scroll But they mess up my page. I want it to blend in with the pictures on my userpage. Can you do that for me? Thanks!---[[User:Record307|Record307]]
:I adjusted the width of your email box. Did that fix what you were talking about? Oh, by the way, to sign your name, just type four tildes, like this: <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>, and the system will automatically insert your name and a timestamp, like this: [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:03, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much! See ya round![[User:Record307|Record307]] 15:26, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

== Forum account disabled ==

Why can't I log on? --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 15:57, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
:I deactivated your account at the request of a lot of people. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:05, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

== Hey It's dot com, how's it hanging? ==

I've been good, nearly done hiugh school, which leaves me to my first question:

I'll be leaving Homestar Runner wiki, temporarily, for school reasons. Anyhow, can someone you tell me where i can find a banner template to place on my wikipage saying I'll be off wiki for a while?

Thanks a bunch.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:Wow, Nikolce, long time no hear from. We don't really have a template for that kind of thing, but you can make a banner by taking some code from one of our other templates and putting it on your page. Then you can update the message to suit whatever you need it to say. I'm curious how long a while is (your last edit was last April, which is what I'd consider a while). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 11:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, April, man school's been taking my time man. As well as school, sometimes my internets gets capped, meaning it becomes slow, and when it comes to wikis, they don;t load up.

Thanks for the help again.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 12:33, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== MediaWiki 1.14 ==

According to the Wikitech mailing list, MediaWiki 1.14 has been released ([http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2009-February/041636.html link]). Just notifying you. :) {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 20:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks. We're on the [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/mediawiki-announce/2009-February/000084.html MediaWiki announce list], so we already knew that. Based on something Tim said, we may have even been responsible for prodding them into releasing the final version after the release candidate. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:35, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== Thanks for Your Assistance ==

Thanks for your assistance in the most recent vandal attack. Been a while since the last one, eh? Well, we all appreciate your ability to hide those edits from RC, as no one wants to read that. Also, good job getting the one everyone else overlooked--myself included. We really couldn't keep this place going without you. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:41, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, thanks for the thanks, and you're welcome! I'm glad I could chip in with those things that only developers can do. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

== I'm confused... ==
Hey Its Dot Com, can you tell me what happened to the fanstuff? I left a long time ago but when I tried to come back everything was different.

== Invisible arms ==

When you said it was NOT better... I'm not gonna lie to you. It '''''IS''''' better. PLEASE, don't block me! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:29, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
:Block you? You're wrong though. We consistently treat scenes as though the characters have normal arms and/or fingers (regardless of what's "really" the case) and are directly manipulating objects. In other words, we say that Homestar is picking up an object (and don't worry about how), not that it mysteriously starts floating. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:37, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
::I just DON'T want my edits reverted. The INVISIBLE arms show that these objects float in mid-air. I don't mean to sound rude. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:31, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Sorry, but that's not our standard. We know that the objects appear to be floating, but that's not how we describe them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:37, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

== When will the fanstuff wiki be back? ==
Hey Dot Com, when will the fanstuff wiki be back? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:Unfortunately, the fanstuff was a significant drain on our resources, and with funds being so tight we just can't justify it anymore. I'm afraid it will never be back. Sorry. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== My new email address ==

I recently got a Gmail account. Now my new email address is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com. So, could you change my email address on the forum to that. PS:If anyone emails me, I will send Barney to attack you. {{User:Coach z's cool/sig}} 12:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:I will only change your forum address to whatever's in your preferences here on the wiki, and the address above (at least, what it was before) isn't it. If you don't want people to email you, don't post it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:24, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Oh, yeah. I forgot to do about that. I changed it. {{User:Coach z's cool/sig}} 14:33, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Name change three ==

<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width:90%;font-family:Verdana,Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;font-weight:normal">
<div>subject: name change</div>
Dear Mr. Com,
I understand that you must envisage me as a person who takes the Homestar Runner Wiki for granted, as I have created several different users. I am writing here to plead my case to change my username.
When I first created the account Jagger88, I looked at my talk page, and deleted the Welcome comment straight away. I therefore did not look at any information I may have needed. Therefore, I had no idea there was a way to change your username, and therefore created new users whenever I wanted to have a different username. If you look at recent changes, you will see that I have not used Do-Nots, Open Source Greg, or the new paper rox since you gave me a warning (the user Hremails was my brothers before he got confused with all the computer language).<br>
Please consider my application to change my name to TNDY, as I believe in recent times I have proved myself useful to this wiki. (I did like, the whole transcript for [[Pistols for Pandas]], discovered [[Career Day]], and the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]], aswell as along the way improving my understanding of this wiki.<br>
I'm only a teenager, and I actually think this wiki has what it takes to teach me some respect and responsibility.<br>
Sincerely, {{User:Jagger88/sig}} 09:19, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
</blockquote>
:This doesn't belong on my talk page. Please refer to [[HRWiki:Changing username]] for replies. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:33, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Iron cup of Brunswick Stew.jpg|43px]]|msg=This user is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew as a thank you for accepting my user name change}}
|}

Thank you. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 06:59, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

== Free Country Mountain Range files ==

Not to be naggy but I'm kinda wondering what's going on with ny Free Country Mountain Range files, because you said you'd put it on your to-do list about 5 months ago.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:50, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
:Yup, exactly 199 days ago. I put it on my to-do list. It's still there. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
::That's one big to-do list.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 03:12, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

== What the pfargtl? ==

This is the edit summary from Recent Changes for one of your recent edits:

(diff) (hist) . . Talk:Main Page‎; 15:51 . . (-673) . . It's dot com (Talk | contribs) (look at the date on that reply (it was a joke))

But in the recent changes IRC it looked like:

<+HRWikiRC> [[Talk:Main Page]] [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=648202&oldid=648199&rcid=607347] * It's dot com * (-673) feel free to discuss that somewhere else (off-site)

The link provided by the RC bot goes to the same diff provided on the RC page. What the pfargtl is going on? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 23:25, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
:I have the ability to [[Special:Editeditsummary|edit edit summaries]]. Occasionally I think of something better to say. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

== Hello again ==

Hey. First of all, I'm sorry for how conceited, passive-aggressive and rude I behaved here a few years ago. Secondly, the Wiki is in ship shape! I'm very impressed with the progress you guys have made while I was away. Great work! I'll be contributing regularly again, but this time without unfairly scrutinizing you or anyone else here. Carpe diem! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}} 23:53, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

== You're now my friend. ==

Any fan of Seinfeld is my friend. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 06:36, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

== Possible Trolls/Vandals ==

Hello, sorry if this is in the wrong place, I didn't know where to put it.

On the recent changes page, there seems to be a large number of accounts being made. normally if it was 1 or 2 I wouldn't notice, but there's been 8 in the last 5 minutes. I think it might be a troll or vandal. {{User:BubbleRevolution/sig}} 01:11, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, this is the wrong place to put this, but these accounts are all being made by the same person, because they all are common names (all having something to do with the Eragon series, I have read the books), except maybe [[User:Sbe-Mail Checker Dan]], he's probably a coincidence. Also, you probably shouldn't use the word TROLL or VANDAL yet, since the user(s) haven't made any edits yet, and might not know about the sockpuppet rule. Can someone go talk to him/her? I'm not sure how to do this. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 01:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

== Would like Autocolumn extension for my own wiki ==

Hello Homestar, i would like to implement the Autocolumn and AutoPipe/AutoRedirect extensions on my own wiki, are these available? --[[User:Kevin danko|Kevin danko]] 16:09, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
:Unfortunately, I've never released them. I'd like to someday, but they need to be cleaned up a bit first. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== Threats ==

I'm sorry if this offends anybody but there was a shocking post on [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Heimstern_L%C3%A4ufer#Question_about_my_banning.3F this thread]. Is the threat empty, like Hiemstern said? I just felt the need to bring that to your attention -I'd rather not post my username 22:08, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
:Well, [[User:Espemon333|Espemon333]] ([[User talk:Espemon333|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Espemon333|contribs]]), I'm quite aware of that whole situation, and have been for a while. The other sysops/forum mods and I stay in touch pretty well. Thanks for the heads up, but you don't need to worry. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:34, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
::OK. Don't let Heimstern know I posted this. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:06, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Actually, I already know. I see pretty much every edit on this wiki because I check [[Special:Recent changes|recent changes]] a lot. In fact, I think I saw this post before Dot com did. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:38, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

== The Fanstuff Wiki! ==

How long has it been now? If your not going to do anything with it, just delete it and it's all over with. It gets my hopes up every time I go there and while it's loading the title says "Main Page" {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:15, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:What is wrong with fanstuff? Totally outta the loop, {{User:Espemon333/sig}}

== My Weight in Pencil Shavings ==

How much does a page on the wiki usually cost? {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 22:36, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
:Um, I don't know what that means... And you still smell like pea soooup! By the way, the reason you triple post is that my page is long and so it takes a bit of time to load and you get impatient and hit "Save page" three times. Only hit it once. It heard you the first time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:53, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
::The reason we are having the fundraiser... the pages cost money... right..? {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:34, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
:::In a sense, yes, I guess. The [[Wikipedia:Web page|pages]] are stored in a [[Wikipedia:Database|database]], which is located on a [[Wikipedia:Hard disk drive|hard drive]], which is part of a [[Wikipedia:Web server|server]], and it takes money for us to be [[Wikipedia:Web hosting service|hosted]] on that server. See our [[HRWiki:Donations|donations]] and [[Special:Ledger|ledger]] pages if you want specific information. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:48, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

== A Probably <s>Bad</s> Good Idea ==

We all know about the decomisionning of STUFF, which I do support, but I reviewed your new version of the STUFF template and I loved it. I think we need to incorperate that template INTO the talk page. It looked great, and I liked how it condenses the entire discussion into the smallest portions. I really think we should get it into the talk page. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 03:09, 11 October 2009 (UTC)
:The "new" version of the STUFF template is what we used for years, and what we decommissioned. We decided to stop using the STUFF format in favor of regular discussions. We don't have any plans to reincorporate it at this time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:35, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

== MythBusters ==

I love MythBusters. :D --[[User:Ms. 1-Up Pie|Ms. 1-Up Pie]] 01:34, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, thanks for reading my user page! Or for spouting weird non sequiturs, whichever one fits. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:52, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

== Brown and gray balloons ==

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3275461929_ae4815786d.jpg

—[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 05:28, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! I knew what that was going to be before I even opened my talk page, based solely on the edit summary. You know what's amazing? My brother made that exact sign and hung it behind my desk at work on Friday. It's still there right now! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:10, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
::Happy birthday, DC. My you never get ink poisoning. {{User:Elcool/sig}} 07:02, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
:::have a nice last 7 minutes of <s>decemberween</s> birthday, It's dot com. (or it might be more time than i think it is, depending on which time zone you're in) and may you have a wonderful year. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:53, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

==Another Fanstuff Thing==
I don't mean to kill the already several dead horses about this topic, but I don't think the sysops are going to fix the Fanstuff Wiki. I know you have a life, n'stuff, but we want some stuff done. I don't care if you do half a page a day. Any progress is good progress. And if your schedule doesn't allow for any Fan-Wiki work, then get people that will accualy work. The regular people word be WAY more willing, and more faster, to fix these unfinished pages. In short, I hope you take some time to work on the Fan-Wiki, get better workers, and always, ALWAYS edit blank pages. [[User:Anonomous]]

== Possible spammer ==

Don't know if this is the right place to say this, please correct me if not. I have reason to believe that Drhuldaclark142 is a spammer, judging by the fact that this person has been here for a few days and that their only contribution is to their own userpage as a link to some sort of online store. [[User:McArbys|The McArby!]] 01:01, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
: You're right. We've been getting far too much spam lately; guess it's no surprise some would slip through the cracks. Spam... [[DELETED!!]] *bzzt!* --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:25, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

== Please block this IP ==
Can you please block an IP for me? I know this IP. It's my evil friend. He found out I had a HRwiki and will stop at nothing to ruin it.--{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:27, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hi, Record. Has this IP actually vandalized? We don't block IPs preemptively usually (in fact, I'm not aware that we do so ever). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:35, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
::Yes. Just today he blanked a section of my userpage. Check the history. "ZaneHiturugi" is his internet name.--{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:37, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I've given the IP a block warning; if he does it again, it'd be appropriate to block. For now, though, we'll probably just leave it as is. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:43, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Alright, that's cool. Thanks!--{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:44, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

== Why do you still do this? ==
Why do you still do this? You're managing the same website you did three years ago, and still for no reason. You're thirty three years old! You don't think that maybe it's time to start a family? To take care of your wife or something? Take a page from me and stop going here. The "friends" you make won't miss you, they'll just drown their sorrows in computer code. Please, just stop this whole thing.
:It's a hobby and I like it. In the last five (not three) years I've learned a lot of things about teamwork, management, critical thinking, and software development. Things I can carry over into my professional life. Plus it's fun, interesting, and challenging, I still think Homestar Runner is funny, and there's nothing what says you can't have a hobby and still pursue other things like work and family. By the way, if you're going to break your streak of not "going here" just to insult me, at least have the stones to sign your real name. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:04, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

== Thanks for the purge! ==

Hi Dot Com. I was just passing by to tell you that I, for one, am most delighted about how the purge took over 500 days. Without the purge, I'd still be dwelling on the Fanstuff Wiki with not much else to do, but since its absence, I've pursued other hobbies and personal projects, which most probably wouldn't have happened if the Fanstuff Wiki was still around. For example, since it went down with the purge, I've started to learn more about programming and website creation, not to mention polishing up my English skills and discovering my humble abilities as an amateur musician. That's really all I have to say. And again, thank you. <small>No this contains no sarcasm whatsoever.</small> -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 02:07, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

== hey you admin that dumb fanstuff thing right ==
If so, could you put away that robots.txt thing for a bit so I might be able to archive.org it for my old stuff, if possible? Just wondering.

==help==
Hey, it's Don't say jorb 101 here. As you can see by the I.P. adress, I'm not logged in. It seems that no matter how many times I type in my password and username, I can't log in, and have somehow locked myself out of my account. Please help me! (oh, and my I.P. Is different because I'm using my iPod touch.) [[Special:Contributions/198.53.214.106|198.53.214.106]] 04:05, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

:Nevermind, it works now:) [[User:Don't say jorb 101|{{User:Don't say jorb 101/sig}}]] 00:47, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Duplicate user problem ==

Hey. Looking at the history of [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr._Arrow%27d_Homsar&action=history this guy], it seems him and [[User:Homsar Jean]] are one and the same. Since this is not a sockpuppet problem, what do you think should be done? {{User:Elcool/sig}} 04:20, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
:Probably nothing. He seems to have made one account and used it only briefly before switching to a new one. Yes, it would be better to have asked for a name change instead, but what's done is done. Used to I might merge the accounts, but it's a bit of a hassle and I don't think I'll bother unless he specifically requests it. As long as he doesn't use both accounts, it's not a big deal. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:14, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
::Ok. I just noticed because I went over the TBD and saw he tagged his own page for deletion. I just removed the template and left it blank. {{User:Elcool/sig}} 05:35, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Forum crashed ==

<pre>
SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]

Table './[DB]/phpbb3_sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired [145]
</pre>

I currently cannot use E-Mail, so I put it here. Thought you should look into it since you're an admin. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 02:07, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
:Thanks for the heads up. I think I've got it fixed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:56, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

== Could you help with my account? ==

Sorry to bug you! During the Fanstuff purge I asked to change my username from Chituze to Happy: now it says I've got the wrong password, and I don't receive the verification email. I'm absolutely positive I've been typing the password right, because I use the same one everywhere. Are you able to find my password for me, or maybe allocate happypants3@hotmail to the account? Thanks so much in advance!
<br>Also I'm so scared about how professional your talk page is, I hope I've put this in the right place. - [[Special:Contributions/222.154.8.224|222.154.8.224]]
:Well, that's a bit of bad luck, I'm afraid. The reason the password won't work is that someone else already has the name [[User:Happy|Happy]]. (The fanstuff and the knowledge base now share the same user list, and the Happy account was created here back in 2004.) You'll need to create a new account with a different name. You can choose Chituze or HappyPants or something else. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:25, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
::OH, RIGHT. Dang, somehow that never crossed my mind. Now I feel bad because I've sent about 4 verification emails to them.
::(Ack, what if during the purge I got an email about this, but it went to junk? Whoops, sorry, just thinking aloud here.) Thanks for your help! - [[Special:Contributions/222.154.16.62|222.154.16.62]]

== Regarding [[Talk:Scroll_Button_Songs#Mirror_Glitch|Mirror Glitch]] ==

Hey, man. I just went over the articles for cleanup and saw [[Scroll Button Songs]]. The article looked OK and I went over the last few talk page posts to see why it should be cleaned up. I saw no problem, and I was just about to remove the template, when I decided to dig in the history a little and came across [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Scroll_Button_Songs&diff=prev&oldid=645922 this edit] from almost exactly a year ago. That discussion started two and a half years ago, and the article has been in "cleanup" ever since. Is that REALLY such a big of an issue? I mean, it looks like some technical thing to fix that should not bother the casual reader. I didn't even notice the email list on the mirrors after I read the talk page. I just listened to the songs. What I'm suggesting is to remove the template and you'll just fix whatever you need to fix whenever you got the time, since the article itself is fine. {{User:Elcool/sig}} 06:41, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure why you're asking me. I already {{p|l={{fullurl:Scroll Button Songs|diff=559384&oldid=559344}} removed that cleanup template}} once, and I didn't make the edit you linked to. The same user who made that edit is the one who {{p|l={{fullurl:Scroll Button Songs|diff=624822&oldid=606972}} put the template back}}. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:33, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Ah! I see I hadn't dug deep enough in the history... I contacted you because you're involved in that talk page discussion. Oh well. I agree with you - There shouldn't be a template there. I'm removing it. Thanks for sorting this up :). {{User:Elcool/sig}} 18:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Little questions ==

Hey, DC. I was wondering:
# When did you first use H*R?
# What sites, apart from the Wiki, the Wiki's forum, and the Fanstuff Wiki, are you a member on?
# What do you do for a living?
{{User:RickTommy/sig}} 12:19, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
:See my user page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:34, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion of 64.251.57.195's user-talk ==

Just wondering, can't you just discuss before going and removing something so suddenly? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:I had to remove it quickly before he saw it. Assuming the anonny was editing in good faith (and there's nothing to indicate he wasn't), then implying that he should be blocked was quite rude. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== #hrwiki-fanstuff ==

why did you set +m on it

seriously that's uncalled for -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 17:18, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, because it's closed now? I thought that would be obvious. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:47, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::it wasn't really, and there's still more people in there than on #hrwiki -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 18:50, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::well, regularly. -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 18:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::::It's not like you can't still talk to each other. I didn't close the Internet, or even IRC. If you want to have your own channel, then make it, post the location on your forum, ''and then go there''. Anything with the "hrwiki" name on it means one of our admins has to keep an eye on it. We don't want to do that anymore. Closing <code>#hrwiki-fanstuff</code> solves the problem. It's win-win in the long run. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:11, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

well, you caught my attention with the chat on Super Sam's talk on the fanstuff wiki, and i didn't get to put my idea in before you locked it out. i figure this is as relevant a topic as any. if the sysops and moderators are the problem, why don't you get some new ones over there? i don't think this is worth closing that wiki. I'm sure there's a lot of people that would be capable enough to run that wiki that update frequently enough to care. I'm not saying it's me, i haven't done anything on either for over a year besides now, but I'm sure there are people that care about the fanstuff wiki as much as you care about the knowledge base. and i don't believe either site deserves to die just for lack of usage after the purge. a lot of the users just said "screw it" after waiting so long for it to come back, it seems unfair to close it for good before there's time to get more people interested again.

please try to respect my idea, {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 20:59, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== <s>Weclome</s> Welcome Committee ==

I have a question, itsdotcom: If you are on the Welcome Committee, how do you track new users so you can introduce them with the [[User:First Time Here?|First Time Here]] template? -[[User:GChrome|El Trento]]
:The First Time Here? user is a bot that automatically puts links on new users' pages when they register. It's actually separate from the welcome committee. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:11, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

== Go Rangers!!! ==

That is all for now. {{User:Ed smildE/signature}} 00:46, 16 October 2010 (UTC)
:Too bad, Rangers. At least they got farther then my yanks. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:35, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
::I'm sad they didn't win it all, but I'm not really that disappointed. In fact, I'm very proud of how they did this season. Winning the pennant, especially when you never have before, is still a big deal. There are still two teams (Mariners and Expos/Nationals) that never have. The fact that the Rangers advanced to the World Series by completely taking apart the Yankees just made it all the sweeter. (Take that, Tom!) :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:14, 2 November 2010 (UTC)

== Fanstuff Subpages ==

Hey, is there any rule against transferring projects from the Fanstuff Wiki to a subpage of a Knowledge Base account? Now that I actually have a Blu-Ray player, I'd like to revise [[HRFWiki:Everything Else Greatest Hits|Everything Else Greatest Hits]] to seem more like a Blu-Ray Disc (with picture-in-picture extras, etc). {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 03:27, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. On [[HRWiki:User space#What about user subpages?|HRWiki:User space]] under [[HRWiki:User space#What about user subpages?|What about user subpages?]], the second item under what is not allowed is "pieces of fanstuff". Feel free to transfer it to your own website, though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:59, 2 November 2010 (UTC)

== New Logo ==
Did you make that? What a great idea! {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 03:11, 22 December 2010 (UTC)
:Actually, the idea came from the annony of [[{{#ifexist:HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 40|HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 40#Wiki image|Talk:Main Page#Wiki image}}|this Main Page discussion]], who was concerned about the bandwidth being [[isp|sucked up]] by that giant, 1 MB GIF. That is some epic decompiler work you did there, Dot Com! I've always wondered how you got Homestar in the logo like that, and I enjoy the little Easter Egg. The addition of Flash detection is also very nice. Except I'm not that big of a fan of the lost Decemberween colors, but it adds consistency and balances the page, in my opinion. Also, you might want to remove the special no-click treatment for the 'flakes. It's making my cursor spazz-out. Anyway, great work! Now everything is <small>tiny</small>. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 04:16, 22 December 2010 (UTC)
::Well, to be fair, all he said was that we should make it into a SWF, which is an idea that I had years ago but had never taken the time to implement. So really he just nudged me into going ahead and doing it. Redrawing the logo GIF as a vector format, designing the snowflakes, coding their motion (notice that they never repeat), and adding hidden extras were all me. Anyways, thanks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:17, 22 December 2010 (UTC)

Aforementioned annony here, nice work on the swf! I'm a flash animator myself and I would have made it if you had said something "well why don't you make it yourself if you're so concerned" :P --[[Special:Contributions/184.56.45.155|184.56.45.155]] 06:51, 22 December 2010 (UTC)
:Nah, it's cool. I enjoyed the practice, and given the various issues regarding SWFs and security, etc., it's the kind of project I'd prefer to do start to finish myself if at all possible. Glad you like it! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 08:28, 22 December 2010 (UTC)
::It all turned out great, especially now that it has the Decemberween colors. Good job Dot Com for making it and 184.56.45.155 for getting Dot Com off his lazy bum. {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 16:11, 22 December 2010 (UTC)
::(For the record, not really, Dot Com.) {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 20:40, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
::: (Oh, I know.) :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:03, 24 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm really impressed! Good job! I love the dween logo and the new years one too. I guess you're going to turn them all into SWF files now eh? Like the idea of little easter eggs in the future like with the dween one haha. Can't wait to see other holidays (especially Halloween) in the future. Maybe for Halloween you could make it where clicking on Homestar would change his costume or something in the logo, that's a good idea. I know Halloween is a long ways off though haha.{{User:Bleed0range/sig}}

=== HRWiki celebrates New Year's with a logo ===

(This was made on 1/1/11 so don't say "I don't see it")
Hey, I just like to comment the new years logo. I like how after a few seconds Homestar blows a party blower and confetti falls. It really caught my eye. I thought I saw something on the logo other (of course other than Homestar blinking every 3 seconds) and I waited a few seconds and I saw Homestar blowin' a party blower and confetti falling from [[Hammerspace]]!. It's a great way to celebrate 2011! {{user:Pgj1997/sig}}
:That ''is'' a nice easter egg. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 04:13, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
::I don't think either of you have found the ''real'' Easter egg yet. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:04, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
:::Oh gosh, I just found the ACTUAL easter egg.--{{User:Record307/sig}} 05:13, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
::::Ahhh I see, your supposed to click on it, then Homestar will say "Happy New Year" then he'll blow a party blower while confetti falls from [[Hammerspace]] I see now. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]]
:::::Right now it looks like it toggles between homestar, marzipan, and strong bad wearing winter hats or earmuffs.  eventually, homestar turns into a [[Special:Random]] type link. but i can't figure out if there's a set number of clicks for that to happen. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 01:53, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::The logo has been changed back to the [[not]] New Year's version yesterday, you know. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 03:02, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::...yes, i am well aware of that. there was a small piece that i omitted from the previous post b/c i thought it was overkill, but it looks like i had to invisicomment it back in. i was asking about the random page thing - if that was an intentional Easter egg. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:10, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::::Yes, that is an intentional Easter egg. The trigger is not the number of clicks, but it ''is'' something specific. You can guess again or if you want I'll just tell you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:15, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::I don't think intentional was the right word; i figured it was intentional. anyway, before i guess again, am i correct in saying that it's homestar every time? it certainly seems to be {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:34, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::Nope. In fact, you don't even have to click in the area where the characters are. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:37, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::::DC, could you maybe give me a link to the New Year's logo? Pretty please? It seems I missed seeing that one. {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 03:41, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
''See [[Special:Logos]].'' — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
:Hey, thanks. :) {{User:Homestar-Winner/sig}} 03:51, 6 January 2011 (UTC)
::You know, maybe you could make a couple of Special pages where admins can change and users can view the logos used here. SWF, GIF, and all that, and all that. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 03:58, 6 January 2011 (UTC)
:::I'm not going to add anything to the page right away, but I changed the name of the special page to a more generic name in case we want to do so later on. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:05, 6 January 2011 (UTC)
::::If anyone's still wondering, it's the snowflakes that send you to random pages. Right? {{User:StrongAwesome74/sig}} 01:34, 7 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::Ding! Not last place. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:03, 7 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::is it okay if the logo that showed up last friday is included in the [[Special:Logos]] page? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:58, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
:::::::It will be, sooner or later. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:20, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Y'ello, Dot Com, I was wondering, in the vague interest of another wiki I contribute to, how and where you added the animated logo, both in its current swf form, and its previous form. (Though I can't help but wonder if I shouldn't already have figured that one out myself... *sigh* Oh well...) --[[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 02:24, 13 February 2011 (UTC)
:We're using the [[Wikipedia:SWFObject|SWFObject]] method of adding SWF files to pages, which seems to work well across many browsers while also being compatible with devices with no Flash support. It requires placing <code>swfobject.js</code> on your server in addition to your SWF logo. (Note: we're using [http://blog.deconcept.com/swfobject/ version 1.5], but later versions have been released.) The following quick and dirty edit of <code>MonoBook.php</code> will do the trick (be sure to adjust the paths to point to the correct files). The next time we upgrade MediaWiki, I'll probably fancy it up a little, but for now it's fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:45, 14 February 2011 (UTC)
<pre>--- MonoBook.php[orig (MW 1.15)]
+++ MonoBook.php[new]
@@ -174,13 +174,22 @@ class MonoBookTemplate extends QuickTemp
<?php } ?>
</ul>
</div>
</div>
<div class="portlet" id="p-logo">
+ <script type="text/javascript" src="/path/to/swfobject.js"></script>
+
+ <div id="flashcontent">
<a style="background-image: url(<?php $this->text('logopath') ?>);" <?php
?>href="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($this->data['nav_urls']['mainpage']['href'])?>"<?php
echo $skin->tooltipAndAccesskey('p-logo') ?>></a>
+ </div>
+
+ <script type="text/javascript">
+ var so = new SWFObject("/path/to/logo_name.swf", "logo_name", "150", "150", "8", "#ffffff");
+ so.write("flashcontent");
+ </script>
</div>
<script type="<?php $this->text('jsmimetype') ?>"> if (window.isMSIE55) fixalpha(); </script>
<?php
$sidebar = $this->data['sidebar'];
if ( !isset( $sidebar['SEARCH'] ) ) $sidebar['SEARCH'] = true;</pre>

== Special:Scramble ==
OK. Also, since I already made this one section on your user talkpage, I might as well ask another question that came to mind. The MediaWiki extension that makes a new special page, which can allow someone to view a scrambled version of a specified page, is that available on request? Or is it already in the MediaWiki get extensions list? [[User:LikeLakers2|LikeLakers2]] 23:08, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
:No, it's not available anywhere. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:30, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

== Image ==

what do u mean upload this as a different file http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:coachz1936.png
: What he means to say, Marzifan, is to create another, seperate picture instead of overwriting an existing one. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] [[User talk:Jellote|wuz]] [[Special:Contributions/Jellote|here]] 11:03, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

== Fanstuff Wiki 2 ==

Is it OK to make a "Fanstuff Wiki 2" and post about it on my userpage? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 15:31, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
:As long as you don't rip off any of our designs or imply that you're in any way affiliated with us, I don't care what you do. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:57, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Hey can we have the OT boards on the wiki forum and the Fanstuff wiki opened again please and thank you very much sir!!!!!! [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 06:02, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

== My username ==

Dear It's Dot Com

Hey man, It is me, long time no see.

Hey listen, I was hoping you could assist me, see, I wish to change my username. When i originally made my username, I guess I was naive then, but with the times as they are, I wish to change my HRWiki username, please help me.

Cheers
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:10, 30 July 2011 (UTC)
:Why do you want to change your username, and what do you want to change it to? If it's because you used your real name, I really wouldn't worry about it unless you have some specific, concrete reason, mainly because now that your name is already in the history of pages, it's not like it's just going to disappear. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:17, 30 July 2011 (UTC)

== Scramble extension ==

I know I've asked before about the extensions, but I was just wondering: would you be happy with releasing the Scramble extension you made to the public? [[User:LikeLakers2|LikeLakers2]] 03:36, 7 November 2011 (UTC)

== Tentative request ==

Hello, It's dot com! I'd like to apologize in advance for bringing this issue up again, but I have a request regarding the old Fanstuff Wiki files. I hope this doesn't already deter you, I intend to be respectful and cooperative. The old Fanstuff wiki holds a good deal of nostalgia for me, as well as for a few of my friends. The "purged" fanstuff wiki retains some of this nostalgia (thanks for continuing to host that, by the way!) but much of the community discussion and silliness is contained only on the old files. If you even still have the pre-"purge" fanstuff wiki files, then I would be delighted to take them off your hands.

'''Note that I don't intend to start up the H*R Fanstuff Wiki again!''' First because you've expressed that you wish our community distanced from yours, and second because the original Fanstuff Wiki community has since dispersed anyway. I understand that any attempt to resurrect the site would be ill-advised, so I will not do that. I merely intend to sift through old pages which were lost in the purge, for historical and entertainment purposes. I may host it as a private archive on my own website, but if this would bother you then I will not do so. The HRFWiki harbored a lot of my creative efforts in my early teenage years, and I would just like to reflect on that community's golden years. I hope you understand.

Apologies again for the bothering, especially as it seems you've already suffered a great deal of passive-aggressive remarks on the Fanstuff Wiki issues. I apologize for anything I did personally in that way. I don't intend to push the issue but it would mean a great deal to me if you would do this for me. Thank you!

{{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 21:02, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
:I understand your reservations in responding to such a request. A simple "no" will suffice if that's how you feel. I won't bother you again. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 09:19, 5 December 2011 (UTC)
::Apologies for the late reply. I've repeatedly stated that those files should be considered gone, sorry. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:16, 10 December 2011 (UTC)
:::Oh yes, I remember that policy now. Well, in my view, such a policy is not really necessary any longer, as the reasons and needs to keep these files from the community have since become more or less unnecessary, mainly as the community is practically gone, as is the tension and problems surrounding what originally spurred the purge to happen. I also understand your hesitancy in providing the archive to any old user, so perhaps it's worth noting that I also spent a bit of time acting as a sysop in this community, and in this position I did my best to mitigate conflict and tension, and to keep users abiding by the standards. I understand that you never had much high esteem for the fanstuff portion of this wiki, and probably rightfully so. But it all meant a lot to me, perhaps as much as Homestar Runner itself! It fostered a lot of goofy discussion and fledgling creative efforts, at least it did in its earlier years, much of which did not survive to the archive which is hosted now.
:::Sorry, I guess I'm rambling again! Really I just mean to ask that you'd please reconsider your policy, now that the nasty politics surrounding Fanstuff Wiki issues have dissipated! Speaking for myself, transferring ownership of these forgotten archives to a humble old, reminiscing sysop doesn't seem particularly problematic, and I hope that you can see things this way too. It would really mean a lot to me if you could do this favor for me!
:::Also I understand that further discussion in a public medium may not be especially desirable to you. If you would prefer to discuss this via e-mail you can contact me at pullskip@gmail.com. Also, if there is someone else who would be better for me to talk to at this point, let me know. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 08:28, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
::::Oh, and if feel that you can only offer parts of the files, or can only offer them under my abiding certain conditions, please say so. I also hope I don't sound rude at this point! And I hope it doesn't sound like I'm arguing, or trying to make you upset. I would just be very, very happy if I could revisit a tiny part of my childhood. {{User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!/sig}} 08:40, 13 December 2011 (UTC)

== Мојот страница ==

Зошто бил мојот страница обратна? Зборуваме јас „Хитлер бил добро“. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 03:11, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
:Seguramente no me necesitas explicar por qué estas cosas no eran apropiados. Nuestras pautas para el contenido no han ido a ninguna parte. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 1 April 2012 (UTC)

== Slow loading and Forum registration, ==

Hello "Dot com"

I like to report a server problem or some kind, it's loading the pages slowly, I'm not joking, its true!

Also I can't seem to register at the forums, I'm stuck at the Terms page.

== This place is a ghost town ==

But I need something that only you can get. I posted a Homestar fanfiction on a subpage a few years ago, and you deleted it, which I'm completely fine with. However, I think I accidentally deleted the fanfic from my fanfiction.net account, so if it won't cause you much trouble, could you go through my deleted contributions and send it to me through e-mail? It would be very much appreciated,
-{{User:JCM/sig}} 02:10, 2 September 2012 (UTC)

== About my username ==

Dear It's dot com

It's me again, I know I come on rarely but its mostly because of well, work.

Anyway, I was hoping you could help change my user name, or at least direct me to the page where it can be changed?

I realize that my user name will be in the history pages of whatever articles I edited, but people outside this wiki will not be bothered to look past the user page.

Help would be appreciated.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:50, 18 September 2012 (UTC)
:Why do you want to change your username? What would you change it to? We usually don't change usernames of users who have established themselves, which you have. If it's a privacy thing, changing your username wouldn't help anyway, because every time you've signed your name it's there in the text of the page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:59, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

== One Two, One Two ==

I just have a quick question since you were experimenting on something and gave the One Two, One Two article some time on the front page. Would we need to tag it as a featured article now or just wait until it's officially nominated and granted FA by wiki consensus? — [[User:Ngamer01|Ngamer01]] 16:48, 15 December 2012 (UTC)
:A side note, it wasn't an experiment. It was one, two, one, two day (12/12/12). {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:50, 15 December 2012 (UTC)
::D'oh. Had a [[4 branches|2+2=22 moment]]. Anyways the question still stands. Does it still need to be marked as featured? I figured I should just ask first rather than going ahead and then getting rv'd for it. — [[User:Ngamer01|Ngamer01]] 16:54, 15 December 2012 (UTC)
:::I agree with stux's suggestion [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_articles&diff=733796&oldid=733749&rcid=696326 here]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:02, 15 December 2012 (UTC)
::::I don't mind its being listed in the big list, but I don't consider it a real featured article. It was just a little joke (that I didn't even come up with myself). I didn't even bother to do a full writeup, because that wasn't the joke. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:21, 15 December 2012 (UTC)

== IMDb ==

All of H*R Wiki's links to IMDb are currently broken due to changes in IMDb's film URLs. --[[User:JohnnyLurg|JohnnyLurg]] 02:54, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

== Change forum email ==

I would like the email address associated with my forum account (also called Dagoth) to be changed to [address removed]. Can you do that? [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]] 02:01, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
:Actually, ''you'' can: Log in to the forum, and then go to '''User Control Panel''' → '''Profile''' → '''Edit account settings''' → '''Email address''' (if you're logged in to the forum, {{p|l=http://forum.hrwiki.org/ucp.php?i=profile&mode=reg_details this link}} should take you straight there). Enter your new address in the both that field and the confirmation field. Then enter your password at the bottom and press submit. You're done! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:15, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
::the problem is I dont remember my password and the email account associated with the account is closed. [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]] 16:11, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
:::Oh, well why didn't you say so. All right, I've looked into it and am reasonably satisfied that you created both accounts, so, done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:43, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

== Your comment on my talk page about my so-called "prank" ==

Why, pray tell, would you "rather not block" me? {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 10:40, 15 January 2013 (UTC)
:I'd rather not block ''any'' user. It is a last resort. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:44, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

== Space or no after em dashes ==
"You don't need 'em after ''em'' dashes". That's some funny stuff, man! I looked it up and I confused hyphens with the spacing rules for ellipses. I'm going to edit some of my edits now... {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 02:17, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
So would [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=army&curid=813&diff=735216&oldid=733847&rcid=697772 this edit] be valid? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 02:42, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
: I'd say yes. By the way, I wish I could tell you that was an intentional pun, but it wasn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:47, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
:: Comedic gold, nonetheless. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 02:57, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
Would I space after &mdashes? Are they the equivalent of em dashes, or are they different somehow (like en dashes and hyphens)? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:17, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
:Are you asking if there's a difference between <code>&mdash;</code> and <code>—</code> in the code? No, with regard to the page output, there's not. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:55, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
::I'm not sure how to (or it's not in my privileges), but would you change the Strong Bad email running gags category into the proper capitalization (Strong Bad Email Running Gags?) And a hefty request- I'm currently trying to change <code>&mdash;</code> and <code>—</code> into —, for overall consistency now that we support it- could you add that to The Cheat Bot's functions? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 16:37, 19 March 2013 (UTC) AND WHY DID THE FONT CHANGE?
:::Wait, don't do that. See [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Raw characters vs HTML entities|HRWiki talk:Standards → Raw characters vs HTML entities]] (skip to "Now, I will make one exception to this... and that's dashes" for the relevant part). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:04, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
::Broncotroll - The font changed because you accidentally broke the code tags. It has since been fixed. Be sure that for every <nowiki><tag> you have, to close it with a </tag> with a slash in front.</nowiki> {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:10, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
::: Thanks, are you speaking of the edit conflict that deleted some other thing I wrote (or... meant to write... I swear... dreamed of writing?). I love to see the wiki running at this speed, too! As for new user A: was that meant to mean me and if so B: I found hr in early 2004, I didn't join the wiki until 2 years ago (or become active until a few weeks ago) for reasons I will at some point describe on my user page... some time. Basically, I only considered joining after the hiatus to keep morale up. But here's the thing I think I meant to write: Aaaah- so should I replace — with mdash or just leave everything? Also, there are lots of instances of using em dashes on the wiki where en dashes should be used... should I fix those? If so, should I use (en dash I'm to lazy to copy and paste) or ndash? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 17:24, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
:::: You should just leave them. As far as the reader is concerned, there is no difference between <code>&mdash;</code> and an actual em dash in the code. For that reason alone it's typically not worth the edit to change them. All it's doing is adding another revision to the database with no real gain. On top of all that, as mentioned on the standards talk page, we have reasons for preferring entities over raw characters when it comes to dashes. It's not a big deal with the ones you already changed, but I wouldn't change any more. Where are em dashes being used where en dashes should be? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:11, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
::::: Ex: for dates on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page, "Lappy Era: 26 — some other year", I replaced them with en's (not in raw though) in [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&curid=732&diff=735237&oldid=734947&rcid=697793 this edit]. <br> {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 18:18, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
:::::: I changed them back, even though the en dashes are technically correct. With the spaces on either side of the dashes, I think the en dashes looked too wimpy compared to the em dashes. By the way, I think you might have your terminology backwards: A dash by itself in the code—like this—is what we mean when we say raw. An HTML entity (like <code>&mdash;</code>) is not raw. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:36, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
::::::: Do you mean too wimpy in general or just for important headings like in that page (you didn't change the DVD release info 1–200 into em). I wouldn't say I had my terminology backwards, as that would imply that I know what I'm talking about- I kinda just winged it when I saw you using the terms. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 18:42, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
:::::::: For multiple-word headings with lots of white space. I didn't change the one I didn't change because the en dash is appropriate there. It's in running text, it connects just two things, and there are no spaces. By the way, the appearance of your signature in this thread is a good example of why we discourage non-white backgrounds. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:57, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

==April Fools'==
There have been some dumb pranks in the past but this is the worst. I am personally offended by this April Fools' prank. I might just report this wiki to International Wiki Headquarters and have them ban this wiki from the web. It will take me days to recover from this "prank." I mean COME ON! I am organizing a full out wiki boycott TODAY! From today on NO MORE editing from ANYONE! If you don't put these links back to normal I will PERSONALLY make sure no one will ever see this website again! This is a DISGRACE! My god! How could you do something this disgusting!? Changing links... just wow. This is the worst thing to happen since... since... I don't even know. This is a big deal. {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:59, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
:Good one. ''Almost'' as funny as your old Thingy videos. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
::I wouldn't call it offensive—just annoying and inefficient. None of the site actually changed, the links are the same and everything, he's just using this weird magic to randomly redirect links. And they're relevant— edit goes to edit, talk goes to talk, pictures go to other pictures. The good news is I lost my pitiful reliance to hyperlinks—I typed in the URL for editing this talk page from scratch! Can you imagine the state of this wiki, though, if the site ''had'' updated? Now that... would be unpleasant. Look, the guy wrote the flipping binary for the site layout, he can mess with people if he wants to. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 01:13, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
:::I doubt he meant it sincerely (I'm 70% sure). I was actually hoping that the site would update, because the chaos would have been amazing. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:18, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
::::Hey, my old Thingy videos were comedic genius. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnU8m_VyLE8 You just don't see stuff like this anymore!] {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:19, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::Alright, now I'm confused. ''Were'' you joking? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 01:29, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::Joking? On April Fools' Day? Of course not! {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:40, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::That's embarrassing. Hey, sarcasm is hard on the internet. Roll my eyes. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 01:42, 2 April 2013 (UTC) AND I NOTICED IT WAS A JOKE EARLIER BUT YOU HAD A CONFLICTING EDIT! GAHH! THERE WAS ALWAYS AN ELEVATOR!

== New Account... ==

It's Dot Com, My name is Jeff Daniels, I am looking to create a new account, Broncotroll suggested I see you. I have been active in the wiki as 65.33.23*.*. I would like to bypass the whole email thing, as my parents are VERY strict about what emails I send to who, and they don't like me sending emails to strangers (accept maybe Strong Bad). I have/had a Wikipedia account (Jdaniels15), and my edits are usually limited to typos and misspellings (which thrive in WP). I do not like the visual word varification picture things. Sometimes you can hardly recognize the letters, and when you can they are often the letters that have identical capital and lower-case forms (I.E.: V, C, X, S, O, W, Z). It usually takes me 5-6 tries just to get one right. I also have a khwiki.net account, username Jdaniels15, though my handle is ToaJuaraevo01. This is strictly for simplicirty, as ALL of my accounts have the Jdaniels15 username, with 1 of 3 parsswords for each one. For obvious reasons none of them will be revearled, 'cause, hey, ya never know who's whartchin'. Thank you for your time, [[Special:Contributions/65.33.237.1|65.33.237.1]] 14:46, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

P.S. I am 22, and, being both in collage, and emotionally challenged (hence my rather lingual post on the "500 The Cheats" page), I live with my Grandparents. (It's a LONG story, so please do NOT ask... It would be like asking Homsar to speak proper English). Again, Thanks
:Okay, I've created [[User:Jdaniels15]], but you'll have to tell us your email address (or send an email to admin@hrwiki.org) in order to get the password. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:10, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
::[Redacted]. thanks Jdaniels15/ToaJuaraevo01/[[Special:Contributions/65.33.237.1|65.33.237.1]] 16:24, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
:::Okay, check your email. You should have received a temporary password. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:47, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
:You may have noticed that my WP account is retired. The reason for this is that I noticed that there have been very few talk page edits/others as of late. In fact, most of the articles that I have seen have not had a single talk page edit since 2009-2011. Plus, there are many other wikis I can go to. So I cleared my watchlist, put up a retirement banner, and left. [[Special:Contributions/65.33.237.1|65.33.237.1]] 18:11, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
::I, uh, had actually not noticed that. Were you able to change your password and log in? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:26, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
This is TheUserFormarlyknownas65.33.237.1 (AKA Jdaniels15). Thanks for helping with my new account! Excuse me while I take my coat of and get comfy...{{User:Jdaniels15/sig1}} 12:09, 15 April 2013 (UTC)
:You're welcome. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:40, 15 April 2013 (UTC)

== Baleeted nonsense ==

Hello, dot-o com-o! Anyways, I was wandering, could you send me some sort of link or snapshot of the this is real joke page so I may scribe it onto the [[Hrwiki:April Fools' Jokes and other Baleeted Nonsense|April Fools' page]]? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:36, 12 April 2013 (UTC) (and I know my signature is bothersome, but once I get an NES emulator for my computer I can take accurate LoZ screenshots so it will look so cool, you won' even know its highly discouraged!)
:Nah. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:42, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
::... Can I still add it in? I think it was interesting, and there are several related things on the page. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 23:49, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
:::I don't think that's necessary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:23, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

== Dear Tube Socks, ==

It's me again. I hope you had a good year. Free of athletes' feet and toe jam. :)

If you don't remember me, I'm the user [[User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!|Shadow Scythe]], although you can just call me Nigel. I'm glad to see the Homestar Runner Wiki is still up and being actively edited! I'll always have fond memories of both the website and its userbase. The website may be dead, but the community lives on! :)

The reason I'm writing is because I'm interested in hosting a mirror of the Fanstuff Wiki. I realize that at this point it's no longer linked to on the site, and it's been closed to new edits for nearly three years now. Further, I read on the Donations page that it costs around $50 per month to host this website, and I imagine that a significant portion of that comes from hosting the archived Fanstuff. Myself, I wouldn't mind hosting it, mostly because of its sentimental value to me. However, I also intend to keep an offline copy, with which I'll conduct some research on how a small fanbase changes over time as its userbase grows, shrinks, and ages.

I understand that you're busy with other administrative duties, and certainly other duties in life; as such, I'm prepared to offer you monetary compensation for your time and services, either directly donated to the Wiki, or given to you, whatever you feel is appropriate. I'm prepared to offer $25 immediately but I'm willing to negotiate, if you think it will take a lot of time on your part. If you would rather communicate by e-mail, at pullskip (at) gmail (dot) com! Thank you for your consideration!

[[User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!|Nigel]]

:Only three years? I would have thought it was more than that. The fanstuff archive is fine where it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:50, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
::I would have thought it was longer too! But [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=history these edits] seem to indicate it was closed back in June 2010.
::Anyways, if you're still OK with hosting the Fanstuff for the time being, then that's great! I suppose I was just worried that it might someday disappear if, for instance, it was taking up too much space or was costing a lot to host or something like that, so I figured I might as well offer to mirror it if you didn't want to host it yourself. If that's ever the case in the future, let me know. :)
::Though, even if you don't need it mirrored at this point, would it be possible for me to get a copy of the content, just in case? For that matter, what about the purged content? (If you even still have it.) I understand you had reservations about keeping that offline in the past, although now I'd imagine they'd be obsolete. But I digress.
::In any case, thanks for getting back to me, and keep on tranglin'! — [[User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!|Nigel]] 06:11, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

== Wassup ==

Have you seen the new episodes of Arrested Development on Netflix? I remember you being a big fan. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:45, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

== Greetings ==

I miss chatting with you. It's been YEARS. Wish I would go back to 2010 when there was still hope. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:14, 24 August 2013 (UTC)

== Recent vandals? ==

Here's the thing. I went to check recent changes (like most do) and I saw one lone anonnym'n making a ton of pointless pages. Though yes, it does says you deleted them, so I bet you noticed, but do you have any clue what's going on? He was dang stubborn, so I have a small worry on this. And if you didn't delete those pages, I will freak out more then Marzipan encountering the Cheat with Terminal 7 Brain Cnacer with Rank tooty-two billion rabies. --[[User:Camwoodstock|Camwoodstock]] 16:39, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
:I think maybe you should keep your pants on. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:05, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
::[[Sbemail 100 fakeout|...What pants? Hmmmm...]] But really, in all seriousness, I feel paranoid when some vandal is that presistant. It just never ceases to spook me. Nothing is scarier. [[Seriously]]. Not even that bad creepypasta. In fact, those are lame, but that's another story. I am just paranoid, so feel free to leave a talk page message if you have any updates. --[[User:Camwoodstock|Camwoodstock]] 19:08, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
:::That vandal was nothing. A mere fly to be swatted. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:22, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

== way2spooky4homestar ==

I like this cool Halloween design for the wiki, yo. --[[User:Camwoodstock|Camwoodstock]] 21:31, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

== I'm leaving ==

I have made the decision to leave the HRWiki. Would you be able to please delete all my subpages and all but the most recent revisions of my userpage, my sig page and my talk page? I want ALL of it gone. [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]] 11:01, 10 November 2013 (UTC)
:Fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:55, 13 November 2013 (UTC)

== Happy late new year ==

And did you get what you wanted for Decemberween? One last thing, though, am I the only one other then the wiki members here that noticed the store update? [[User:Camwoodstock|Camwoodstock]] 16:38, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
:I did. As for the store update, I didn't take a poll (of everyone in the world). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:14, 7 January 2014 (UTC)

== The Forum ==

Hey man. Douglas from the forum here. I've tried to get the admins' attention through there, but no dice. Listen, I'd love to have the chance to get in there and clean it up - I used to love posting there back when Off-Subject was open pre-2008. I check at least once a week to see if there's been any admin activity, but I don't really see any... since it looks like most of the administration there has given up on the place, would it be conceivable to give a regular user admin privileges? I'd be willing to take that on. I'd just really like to clean it up and see if I can breathe some sort of life back into the place. Let me know what you think. --Douglas
:We've cleaned up most that we found. We've made ourselves a note to check on it a little more frequently. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:29, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

== A History ==
Hey It's dot com, I was looking at [[HRWiki:A History]] and noticed the content was a bit old and figured you'd be just the chap to update it with server moves and wiki versions and such. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:16, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

== How to request a username ==

How do you request a username? [[Special:Contributions/107.77.68.28|107.77.68.28]] 23:43, 25 January 2015 (UTC)
:*'''To register, choose a username and send it in an email to [mailto:admin@hrwiki.org admin@hrwiki.org]'''.
:*Avoid usernames that are offensive, inflammatory, or confusing.
:*Pick a readable name, not just a number.
:*Avoid choosing a username that is identical to the name of a Homestar Runner character, toon, place, etc.
:*Note that your choice may be rejected if it is too close to an existing user's username.

: Keep on tranglin'! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:00, 26 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks![[User:Muppetgeek|Muppetgeek]] 22:52, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

== Regarding gif thumbnails conversion ==

Hey there wiki-admin-guy! I was reading up on some [[User_talk:Broncotroll#GIF_thumbnails|user talk pages]], and you stated that you manually fix thumbnails for .gifs that are used in articles. If you have the time, could you fix the thumbnail for [[:File:KeyboardStrongBadTweet.gif]] on [[@StrongBadActual]]? Thanks! - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 19:50, 21 July 2015 (UTC)
:We'll get it fixed. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:56, 21 July 2015 (UTC)
::Fixed. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:45, 22 July 2015 (UTC)

== It's dot shirt! ==

How sweet, they made you [[myshopify:collections/frontpage/products/its-dot-com-shirt|your own shirt]]! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 15:55, 10 December 2015 (UTC)
:Yeah, I saw. Let's just say I was super excited when I saw the announcement and extremely underwhelmed when I saw the product. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:09, 10 December 2015 (UTC)
::But an edit by Abdi? That's never underwhelming! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:15, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

== HRFWiki Archive ==

how many dollarydoos would it take to get the pre-purge archive of the HRFWiki back

it would be pretty darn rootin' tootin' if we were able to access our stuff from the past, y'know?

as a sign of good will, i present to you a tune [[Special:Contributions/68.148.129.142|68.148.129.142]]

:I disagree. I for one believe the HRFWiki is one thing from the past that would best remain lost. Unhappy times... [[Special:Contributions/99.48.86.26|99.48.86.26]] 04:47, 3 April 2016 (UTC)
:There was plenty of notice at the time. If you didn't back up your stuff then, sorry. We have no real plans to dig out the archive. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:20, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Tech Demo Mirror ==

Hey there .com! Since there is no official mirror of the SBCG4AP Tech Demo available on the internet (besides wayback machine) any more, would it be possible for an HRWiki mirror of the .swf? Thanks! - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 05:57, 3 May 2016 (UTC)

== Wiki Login Page ==

The bottom of the login page still says "An e-mail address is optional: no confirmation is required." However, you are required to send an email to create an account. {{User:The thing/sig}} 04:46, 17 June 2016 (UTC)
:Fair point. Fixed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:00, 17 June 2016 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

Hey Dot com, just wanted to thank you for [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:SRMX12&diff=prev&oldid=760370 helping me out there]. I'm still not quite sure how you diddat and how exactly it involved my userpage, but... keep working your sysop magic! <small>And I'll keep trying not to accidentally press enter on my stupid Kindle Fire keyboard...</small> {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 03:27, 2 September 2016 (UTC)
:Hey, no probalo. Nah, your user page was just a convenient place to talk to you, since you seem to like having conversations in edit summaries. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:53, 2 September 2016 (UTC)

== Homestar Wiki ==

Thanks for making the Homestar Runner Wiki a happy place! Without Homestar Runner or the wiki, the internet would've sucked!! --[[Special:Contributions/195.194.74.65|195.194.74.65]] 10:57, 18 November 2016 (UTC)
:Thanks, I try to do my part. There's a whole bunch of other people doing their part too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:47, 18 November 2016 (UTC)

== Reopening the Fanstuff Wiki ==

So, when you're going to reopen the H*R Fanstuff Wiki, because the body of work is now active? --[[User:Averon25|Averon25]] 11:05, 9 December 2016 (UTC)
:We have no immediate plans to reopen the fanstuff wiki. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:26, 9 December 2016 (UTC)

== Hey there ==

So how long were you into Homestar Runner? What got you into it? Just wondering--[[Special:Contributions/90.197.11.150|90.197.11.150]] 22:07, 10 December 2016 (UTC)
:The newest email was [[japanese cartoon]]. My brother left me a note to watch the [[First Time Here?]] toon. The rest is on my user page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:38, 11 December 2016 (UTC)

== Sysop ==

[[User_talk:It's_dot_com/These_Peoples_Try_to_Fade_Me#I_want_to_be_a_sysop|Soooo]], how about that sysop election? {{User:The thing/sig}} 17:20, 14 December 2016 (UTC)
:We're not really in the market right now. We'll let you (and everyone) know if that changes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:38, 14 December 2016 (UTC)

::Let me tell you something It's dot com. This really irks me. The thing has clearly desired to be a sysop for over ten years. He probably loves Homestar Runner and the Wiki more than most of the uers (and indirectly) the sysops on here. Just make an exception for him to be one please. He can do a lot of good for this site. Think of the others that were not given rights when this site was in its hey day. [[Special:Contributions/12.222.178.186|12.222.178.186]] 20:14, 12 March 2018 (UTC)
:::What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? No. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:18, 12 March 2018 (UTC)

== The Cheat ==

Hey, It's dot com! I was wondering, where did you get your The Cheat plush toy? Did you get it from the old Homestar store? I want [[flashback|my very own-a The Cheat]]! --{{User:Mml554/sig}} 03:15, 7 January 2017 (UTC)
:Yep, I got it from the official store when it was first made available. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:16, 7 January 2017 (UTC)

== Moving Things ==

I'm curious how it's different to simply manually move the contents of a page vs. using the "move" tab. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:43, 6 April 2017 (UTC)
:Moving the page using the tab preserves the page history. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:44, 6 April 2017 (UTC)

== Marzipan’s Answering Machine Talk Page ==

Hello. I was not accusing you of anything. I was simply telling you what I know (and what I heard in the cartoon). I heard, just as you heard, no /p/ in what Homsar said. I heard "chintzy", not "chipsy". As I type this, "chipsy" has a red line under it (indicating misspellings [and because there is no such word as "chipsy"]). I '''hate''' edit wars. Anyway, I won't bother you. Take care. Again, I never meant to come across in an accusing (or, as you said, accusatory) way.—[[User:Bde1982|Bde1982]] 23:44, 17 July 2017 (UTC)

== D'screetret disappearance ==

Once upon a time about fifteen years ago, I was a [[hygiene|cruddy fifth-grader who has since grown up, gone to college and reinvented myself]]. While I currently prefer to operate anonymously, I have heard of a mythical wiki concept called the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Courtesy vanishing|courtesy vanish]]. While I'm not going to leave the wiki forever, I would like to ask if there's a way if my old, abandoned account can be erased discreetly without anyone recognizing me as the smelly loser I used to be. Then I can go back to being an [[Anonymous Contributor]]. -- [[Special:Contributions/99.48.86.26|99.48.86.26]] 18:53, 11 October 2017 (UTC)
:I'm certainly willing to change your name and delete your user page(s) (you'd have to log in to request both of those), but if I were you I wouldn't worry about it, first because realistically nobody cares and second because those actions will show up in logs, and would just make you ''more'' visible due to the [[Wikipedia:Streisand effect|Streisand effect]]. Just go about your business and you'll be fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:11, 11 October 2017 (UTC)

== Videlectrix Linx ==

Hi. It seems that The Brothers Chaps have moved most of the [http://videlectrix.com videlectrix.com] pages to [http://homestarrunner.com/videlectrix homestarrunner.com/videlectrix]. Do you think you could change the [[videlectrix:]] interwiki link to the new URL? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 03:47, 12 December 2017 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:25, 12 December 2017 (UTC)

== Happy New Year! ==

Happy New Year, It's dot com! All the best to you. :)—[[User:Bde1982|Bde1982]] 13:49, 1 January 2018 (UTC)
:Thanks, and to you! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:48, 1 January 2018 (UTC)

== Astros/Account Deletion ==

Greetings, It's dot com. Two questions for you (one Homestar Runner-related, the other not): How can I delete my Homestar Runner Wiki account? Also, as you are from Texas, I just have to ask: Are you thrilled that the Houston Astros won the World Series?—[[User:Bde1982|Bde1982]] 14:31, 8 February 2018 (UTC)
:You cannot delete your account. Your account is intertwined with your edits, and your account can't simply be deleted without leaving holes in the database. I was happy for the Houston ''fans'', but apart from that, no, I wasn't thrilled at all that the Astros won. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:43, 8 February 2018 (UTC)
::Okay, fair enough. I cannot delete my account. I never wanted to mess up the database. I just can't edit here anymore. I've had trouble on this site from some users (who shall rename nameless). Also, I've been busy and I've had more important things to deal with in life, such as laying two loved ones to rest. Cancer is a beast. I can only assume you are '''not''' an Astros fan. Regardless, I respect you, It's dot com. Hope all is going well for you. Take good care.—[[User:Bde1982|Bde1982]] 23:49, 8 February 2018 (UTC)

== Telltale links ==

Another interwiki link question. [[Telltale]]'s site is now located at [https://telltale.com telltale.com] rather than [https://telltalegames.com telltalegames.com]. The latter redirects to the former, but it still might be nice to update our [[telltale:]] interwiki links to reflect the new address. {{User:SRMX12/sig}} 01:36, 12 September 2018 (UTC)
:Done. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:44, 12 September 2018 (UTC)

==Autopipe/Autoredirect code==
I am one of the administrators of a mediawiki wiki [https://ukikipedia.net]. We would like to use your case insensitivity code detailed here [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect] for our wiki. Would you be so kind as to share it with us? [[Special:Contributions/68.63.220.186|68.63.220.186]] 01:13, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
: I'd like to, but unfortunately it's not written for the latest (or even a recent) version of MediaWiki. Someday we'll update it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:31, 5 October 2018 (UTC)
:: Ah, I see. Thank you. [[Special:Contributions/68.63.220.186|68.63.220.186]] 01:53, 8 October 2018 (UTC)

== Problem with signing up ==

sorry, but i couldn't find a place to find this. but why haven't i got a account yet? it's been like, months! --[[Special:Contributions/173.23.239.99|173.23.239.99]] 23:50, 3 April 2020 (UTC)
:I'm sorry you're having trouble. Let's get you fixed up. For us to make you an account, you need to choose a username and send it in an email to [mailto:admin@hrwiki.org admin@hrwiki.org]. If you've already done this and we lost it or didn't receive it, I apologize. You'll need to do it again. Hope that helps! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:20, 4 April 2020 (UTC)

== Main page redesign ==

Hi, Dot com! We need the approval of a sysop to implement the proposed [[HRWiki:Main page redesign|main page redesign]]. So far all of the [[HRWiki:Main page redesign/Votes|votes]] have been unanimous (with at least 4 votes on each change). Should this design be used now, or should we spend more time getting consensus and/or further improving the page? I'd also like to ask if it would be possible to embed a [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter timeline on the main page as discussed [[HRWiki:Da Basement#Embedded Twitter Timeline: can it work?|here]]. I've tried requesting sysops' input on various project pages, and I can't think of what else to do other than contacting a sysop directly. I apologize if this message comes across as annoying or demanding, I'm just not sure how else to get approval for this design. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:41, 19 December 2021 (UTC)

== Questions about your work on parser and extension functions ==

Hi! I'm making a wiki of my own covering an incredibly prolific YouTuber who's made hundreds of videos over several years. I love the layout that HR wiki uses for navigation since it really allows for a user to see the evolution of someone's content. However, part of my wiki's job is to act as an archive, so it can get really messy really quickly when I have to reorder video navigation for one reason or another. I noticed this wiki uses a custom parser function and navigation template to help make managing navigation easier, so I was wondering if it would be possible for you to direct me to some good resources to try to figure out how to make my own?

My experience with code has mostly been limited to some work in Java, as well as PHP and a bit of Lua for my own wiki. I'm not super experienced when it comes to writing something custom, but I can usually figure something out when I'm determined enough and have the right resources at hand. I've been really struggling to figure out how to do this by myself, so any guidance you could provide would be wonderful. If you would like, I can give you my email so we can talk a bit further.

Thanks!
: Hey, sure. Feel free to email dotcom@hrwiki.org. I'm pretty sure I know which navigation you're talking about, but go ahead and list an actual page. This being a holiday week I might not get to it right away, but I'm happy to help if I can. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:26, 22 November 2022 (UTC)

== Extension:Cite ==

Would it be possible to implement [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Cite the MediaWiki "Cite" extension] on the HRWiki? Currently we can kludge a similar effect with a manual combination of [[Template:ref]] and [[Template:note]], but as of late I've been working on articles with well over a dozen footnotes and am finding this process to be frustratingly complicated compared to how simple and straightforward using <nowiki><ref></nowiki> tags with an automated [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Template:Reflist reflist] is over on {{w|Main Page|the other wiki}}.

For instance, you can see on the [[Matt Chapman]] article that the footnotes are not in the correct numerical order. Though they initially were, I added additional citations to early paragraphs which resulted in large numbers preceding small ones; because the footnotes are manually numbered, to have the numbers increment correctly I would've had to go through the entire article and re-number every ref and note that follows it {{--}} a process that is not only onerous but introduces a lot of opportunities for error. Because "Cite" automates numbering, this issue can be completely avoided. Additionally, our current ref/note system does not indicate if a citation is being referenced multiple times (compare {{w|Homestar Runner#References|the lowercase letters for each time a reference is used on Wikipedia}}).

I know that since we're running on an older version of MediaWiki many extensions aren't compatible with the HRWiki. I'm no MW expert, but taking a quick glance at the history of Cite shows that some form of it has been existed since 2005 so there could be a version that's compatible with the HRWiki's 1.15 install. Thanks for your time! --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 19:59, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
: I will be happy to look into this. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:51, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

== Hey there ==

Was just watching [[Back to a Website]] and couldn't help thinking of you when Homestar kept saying "It's dot com!". Was also glad to see TBC included the apostrophe this time. Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:37, 22 April 2025 (UTC)
:Hello! What a coincidence, it made me think of me too! Funnily enough, I was thinking of ''you'' just last week (I wish I could remember the context). I hope you're doing well! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:07, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Index Page

It's dot com — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 05:20:11 GMT

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{{redirects|Welcome}} {{for|misspelling|Unusual Greetings#Weclome}}
{{watchtoon||view|HR}}
[[File:NewIndexPage.png|thumb|220px|Come on in here!]]
The '''{{w|Web server directory index|index page}}''' is what first greets visitors to [[homestarrunner.com]]. In addition to directing viewers to a [[Main Pages|main page]], [[Index Page Messages|recent updates]] and [[store]] items are also highlighted.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Trogdor}} (Trogday 2008), {{Film|Sticklyman}} (December 31, 2020)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' ''ca.'' June 10, 2003 (original), December 31, 2020 (current version)

'''Page Title:''' Everybody! Everybody!<br>
:'''Trogday 2008 Page Title:''' Troggie Turns Five!<br>
:'''April Fool 2014 Page Title:''' Everybody! Everybody?<br>
:'''2018 Redesign Page Title:''' Hey Look! A New Homestar Runner Website Thing To Click On Things On!<br>
:'''December 31, 2020 Page Title:''' Umber Construmption!

==History==
Before the index page was created, an [[:Category:Intro Toons|introduction toon]] automatically played for visitors that would then redirect to a main page.

===Yellow Index Page (2003-2020)===
[[Image:Intro decision page.png|thumb|220px|Everybody! Everybody!]]
The first index page (created ''ca.'' June 10, 2003) featured [[Homestar Runner]], silently standing still but blinking, in front of a golden backdrop with the text "homestarrunner.com" tiled behind him at varying opacity. Homestar was accompanied by two options: "come on in" {{--}} leading to a random [[Main Pages|main page]] {{--}} and "watch intro" {{--}} playing [[Old New Intro|the introduction animation]] and then automatically redirecting to a random main page. The [[navbar]] was also visible, allowing visitors to bypass the two options and directly navigate to a specific subsection of the site.

"Come on in" would only select from the first [[Main Page 20|20]] main pages, and the intro only the first [[Main Page 14|14]], even though there were 26 main pages by the time this index page was replaced.

Through 2005, the [[Ween Intro]] would play during the [[Halloween]] season.

====April Fools' Day====
This page was frequently replaced or altered for an [[April Fools' Day]] gag on the first of April.

*'''2004:''' A faux {{w|Domain parking|parked domain}} page suggested that the [[homestarrunner.com]] URL was now held by [[Thorax Corporation]], before revealing the [[20X6]] toon [[Under Construction]].
*'''2005:''' [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] greeted viewers by informing them that Homestar Runner had become a subscription-based site.
*'''2006:''' The index page, along with most of the website, [[April Fools' 2006|was rotated upside-down]].
*'''2009:''' [[April Fool 09]] replaced the index page, changing the [[Old New Intro|intro]] into [[Sbemailiarized Entertainment|a Strong Bad email]].
*'''2010:''' The toon [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], announcing extreme redesigns for the characters, automatically played.
*'''2014:''' The index page [[April Fool 2014|appeared old and dilapidated]] before playing a toon joking about [[Hiatuses|the current status of the website]]. This alternate index page remained in place for roughly three months.

<gallery heights=96px>
File:underconstruction02.png|Domain reserved<br/>(2004)
File:Payplus.PNG|New annual fee!<br/>(2005)
Image:Intro decision page flipped.png|Flip 'em Up Fran<br/>(2006)
Image:AprilFools2014.png|Dilapidated index page (2014)
</gallery>
====Trogday 08====
[[Image:Trogdor Intro.png|thumb|Troggie Turns Five!]]
On January 13, 2008, the index page featured a picture of [[Trogdor]] in the shape of the numeral 5 (referred to elsewhere [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_5dor|as Five-dor]]) on a black background, to celebrate [[Trogday (holiday)|Trogdor's fifth birthday]]. The two text options appeared in all caps with exclamation points. This page remained up for a week, returning to normal on January 21.

Unlike the standard index page, "come on in!" on the Five-dor index page linked to all the existing main pages (1 through [[Main Page 24|24]]).

====Other Variations====
On January 21, 2010, a "shop our store" link was added and the "come on in" link was moved to the center of the page. After [[Xeriouxly Forxe|that year's April Fools']], the original index page was restored on April 2.

An [[Old-Timey]] version of the index page featuring a mechanized [[The Homestar Runner]] was shown in [[sbemail 206]], though it never was in place on the actual index page.

<gallery heights=96px>
Image:Intro decision page with store.png|"shop our store" link (Jan {{-}} Mar 2010)
File:oldtimeywebsite.png|Old-Timey index page from [[sbemail 206]]
</gallery>

====Post-Flash Transition (2018-2020)====
{{seealso|Post-Flash Site Update}}
On January 13, 2018, an [[Index Page Footer|HTML footer]] was added to the page mentioning the retirement of [[Flash]]. It announced a future redesign of the site, linked to [[YouTube]] videos and the HTML [[TROGDOR!]] game, and allowed viewers to sign up for [[the Deleteheads Download]] mailing list. This text was updated frequently, usually for announcements.

On July 17, 2018, an unfinished redesigned version was revealed at [[newhr:|new.homestarrunner.com]]. This re-imagined index page featured an embedded YouTube player, with drop-down menus for playlists and episodes. However, it was given little attention and few to no updates after its unveiling, later officially referred to as abandoned.

On December 31, 2020, the page was replaced by a white screen with an image of [[Sticklyman]], stating that the site was "way under construction" and "might [[be's]] down and/or weird for a bit". Soon after, [[Post-Flash Site Update|the website was updated]], and the page was upgraded to the current version.

<gallery>
File:IndexHTML.png|HTML footer<br/>(Jan {{-}} Mar 2018)
File:PAXIndexPage.png|HTML footer<br/>(Mar {{-}} Apr 2018)
File:IndexPageRedesign.png|Abandoned redesign
File:underconstruction.jpg|December 31, 2020
</gallery>

== Current Version (2021-Present) ==
''From "[[Post-Flash Site Update#Post-Flash Update Notice|post-flash update!]]":''
<blockquote>The first thing you'll notice is that the landing page when you go to homestarrunner.com is very different. There are now useful things on here! Not just "watch intro!"</blockquote>

The index page features [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]] standing in a stylized version of [[the Field]], underneath "homestarrunner.com" written in large text. A blue ribbon reading "come on in" on the left leads to a random main page. On the right are two content blocks of auto-scrolling captioned images: "the latest [[style]]s", consisting of [[Index Page Messages|messages about updates]], and "[[store]]", highlighting recent products at all three storefronts. A feed of [[@StrongBadActual]] tweets was featured alongside these two widgets; this was removed November 23, 2023.

The scene changes to reflect the time of day on the viewer's computer clock (in a manner similar to the old [[Store Thank You Messages]]):
<gallery>
Image:IndexPageSunrise.png|Dawn<br/>(7:00AM {{-}} 9:59AM)
File:NewIndexPage.png|Daytime<br/>(10:00AM {{-}} 5:59PM)
Image:IndexPageSunset.png|Sunset<br/>(6:00PM {{-}} 7:59PM)
Image:IndexPageNight.png|Nighttime<br/>(8:00PM {{-}} 6:59AM)
</gallery>

== Easter Eggs ==
*Characters will occasionally peek in from the left, and will say a line when clicked. Clicking near the left side of the screen or on Homestar or Strong Bad will also make a character show up.
**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
**'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
**'''STRONG SAD:''' Leave me alone!
**'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
**'''MARZIPAN:''' Lookin' pretty good!
**'''COACH Z:''' This is a great worbsite!
**'''BUBS:''' That's five dollars a click!
**'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo hoo hoo hoo!
**'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
**'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm a real batch export!

*On April 16, 2025, the Index Page was updated with the text "celebrating 25 dot coms".
**Clicking on the words will cause Homestar to say "dot com" and a ".com" will appear. Each time the words are clicked, another ".com" will appear. At the 25th click, a final ".com" will fill the screen, and then they will all fade away.
**Clicking on each pop-up character will cause the character to say a line:
***'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises that resemble "dot com"}''
***'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
***'''STRONG SAD:''' Dooot cooom.
***'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
***'''MARZIPAN:''' Dot com!
***'''COACH Z:''' Dort corm!
***'''BUBS:''' Dot com.
***'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Dot com.
***'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{"splat" sound}''
***'''HOMSAR:''' Ah'm your worst RSS feed.

== See Also ==
* [[Index Page Messages]]
* [[Index Page Footer]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:|visit the index page]]
*[[oldhr:index.html|visit the Flash index page]]
*[[oldhr:welcome.swf|view the Flash file]]
*[[oldhr:fivedor.swf|view the Flash file for the Trogdor index page]]
*[[newhr:|View an old redesign of the index page]]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100227190708/http://www.homestarrunner.com/ view the "Shop Our Store" version]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20210101004701/https://homestarrunner.com/ visit the December 31, 2020 version]

{{H*RNav}}
[[Category:Special Pages]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Trogdor Filmography]]

{{subtitlesLinks|index}}

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* Strong Bad Sings
* Kick the Can
* Theme Song Video
* Old New Intro
* Fluffy Puff Commercial
* The Cheat Theme Song
* The Interview
* Everybody to the Limit
* Meet Marshie
* The System is Down
* 20X6 vs. 1936
* Arcade Game
* Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
* Ballad of The Sneak
* Mr. Shmallow (toon) | Mr. Shmallow
* Cheat Commandos (toon) | Cheat Commandos
* New Boots
* The Cheatar
* Cheat Commandos...O's
* Senor Mortgage
* Experimental Film
* Peasant's Quest Preview
* The Li'l Brudder Show
* Trogdor Con '97
* Commandos in the Classroom
* Sick Day
* Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
* 500 The Cheats
* Sbemail 150?!?
* Summer Short Shorts
* No Hands On Deck!
* The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show | KOT's VOQPCS
* Drive-Thru
* An Important Rap Song
* Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
* One Two, One Two
* Ever and More
* Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar
* Limozeen vs. sloshy
* Rap Song
* Non-Sequitur Champion
* Blubb-O's Commercial
* Limozeen Live (practice)
* The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
* Play Date
* Somber Vacation
* The Baloneyman
* The Next Epi-Snowed
* Trudgemank
* Place Ya Bets!
* Coach Z's 110%
* Hremail 62
* Hremail 2000
* Best Caper Ever
* 4 Gregs
* Donut Unto Others
* Where U Goin' 2?
* Pistols for Pandas
* Hremail 7
* 79 Seconds Left
* Loading Screens
* Where My Hat Is At? (toon) | Where My Hat Is At?
* Compy Catalog
* On Break
* The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
* Crystal Fortress
* Fish Eye Lens
* Flash is Dead!
* Strong Bad Classics!
* Squintmojis
* Characters from Yonder Website
* Trogdor Was A Man
* Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic
* Diaper Sunrise
* Front Facing
* Zeenin' Into the Night
* Back To A Website

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H*R.com updates 2025

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{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2025'''.
==Wednesday, April 16, 2025==
*[[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]]

==Tuesday, February 25, 2025==
*[[Fangamer]]: [[Kick The Cheat]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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[[Category:Regular Updates]]

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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:KickTheCheatCommercialThumb.png|180px|Kick The Cheat Returns!]]</div><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:decemberweenvent24_thumbnail.png|180px|Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]]</div></div>

====April 16, 2025====
*{{u}} [[Short]]: [[Back To A Website]] {{watch|toons/backtoawebsite}}

====February 25, 2025====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[Fangamer#plush_kick_cheat|Kick The Cheat]] {{linkbox|products/kick-the-cheat-plush|shop|fangamer}}
*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] {{watch|toons/kick-the-cheat-returns}} {{linkbox|2zywtMJH7og|watch|YouTube}}

====December 16, 2024====
*{{u|youtube}} [[YouTube]]: [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] {{linkbox|qxC70soTGRg|watch|YouTube}}

====November 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] {{watch|toons/fanstume24}} {{linkbox|s0-_WzSfQe8|watch|YouTube}}

====October 30, 2024====
*{{u|hw}} [[Halloween]]: [[A Prickly Scary Short]] {{watch|toons/a-prickly-scary-short}} {{linkbox|R2i9ODzFS3M|watch|YouTube}}

====September 20, 2024====
*{{u|music}} [[Archive'd n' Live'd]] {{linkbox|https://songwhip.com/limozeen/archived-n-lived|listen|fullurl}}
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[Zeenin' Into The Night]] {{watch|toons/zeenin-into-the-night}}

====May 24, 2024====
*{{u|game}} [[Game]]: [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office]] {{linkbox|dangeresque-roomx|view}}

====May 21, 2024====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[Fangamer#plush_homestar_puppet|Homestar Puppet Plush]] {{linkbox|products/homestar-runner-plush-puppet|shop|fangamer}}
*{{u|pupp}} [[Puppet Stuff]]: [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] {{watch|toons/homestar-puppet-plush}} {{linkbox|M5-LvQQhzJA|watch|YouTube}}


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It's dot com — Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:51:18 GMT

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Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)

It's dot com — Wed, 01 Jan 2025 14:13:52 GMT

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[[File:decemberweenvent24 thumbnail.png|240px|thumb|"Ooh, I can almost taste the mostly vegetable oil of those cheap, cheap chocolates inside!"]]
The [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] from two years ago has been extended with some bonus scenes, additional animation in between the songs, and some new commentary for some pieces.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}/[[The Thnikkaman]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Minor Game Characters|3D Shield Guy]], [[Vector Strong Bad]], {{Film|Puppet Marshie}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Open Source Greg}}, [[Cow Lamp]], [[Generic Announcers|Announcers]], [[Stingy Relenque]], {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|Z Sabre}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, Cow, Farmer, [[Videlectrix Guys|Videlectrix One]], {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, the ghost of [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Anew App]], [[Humidibot]], [[F-Sack]]

'''Cast (depicted in illustrations):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]], [[Stave It Off Guy]], [[Doug the Dino]], [[Anew App]], [[The Homestar Runner]], [[Stinkoman]], [[The Jolly Dumple]], [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Videlectrix Mascot]], [[Minor Game Characters|3D Shield Guy]], [[Vector Strong Bad]], [[Peanut Strong Bad]], [[Marshie]], [[Pinner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], the ghost of [[Credenza]], [[Reynold]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[The Ugly One]], [[What's Her Face]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], [[The Cheat]], [[Trogdor]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Poppy and Stoppy]], [[Tony Stony]], the [[Cow Lamp]], [[Limozeen|Larry Palaroncini]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Kerrek]], [[The Baby]], [[Santaman]], [[Stingy Relenque]], [[1-Up]], [[Chorch]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak]], [[Dethemberween Thnikkaman (character)|Dethemberween Thnikkaman]], [[Frank Bennedetto]]

'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Vector Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Field]], Behind [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 16, 2024

'''Running Time:''' 20:35

==Announcement Message==

'''Page Title:''' Remastered and Replastered!

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|image=[[File:decemberweenvent24 thumbnail.png|300px]]
|caption=Click above to watch the full 20 min calendar on YouTube with all types-a new crap added!
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==Transcript==
''{Open in the House of the Brothers Strong. There is a wrapped present on the table. Title card reads "Decemberweenvent Calendar {2022 revisited}". Piano music plays.}''

''{An alarm clock beeps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! ''{a digital clock is tossed into the room}'' It's December first! IT'S DECEMBER FIIIRST!

''{Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Strong Sad yell as the room shakes. The lights are turned on. Strong Mad and Strong Sad come charging into the room, getting stuck in the doorway. Strong Bad squeezes in and pops out in between them.}''

''{Strong Bad pushes the chair out, making [[the Geddup Noise]], as he checks out the gift.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes! Once again, the first one to the Decemberweenvent calendar! ''{rubs his hands together}'' Ooh, I can almost taste the mostly vegetable oil of those cheap, cheap chocolates inside!

''{Strong Bad opens the gift.}''

''{Cut to the calendar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap?! A non-chocolate and/or Lego Decemberweenvent calendar?

''{Strong Bad lifts his head and smiles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to could eat both of thems.

''{On each day, a banner with the day appears in front of the cover, and the book is turned to the relevant page.}''

===Day 1 - Everybody, Everybody===
''{The song plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, offscreen}'' Everybody... Has fingers and noses!

''{The mnemonic on the page is underlined as the illustrations speak.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Crospy dork eggs for gordness and bordness, chorpness!

'''BUBS:''' ''{whispering}'' I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.
===Day 2 - Stave It Off===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{standing in front of a piano}'' Maybe if I play the song correctly, then chocolates will, like, come out of the piano.

''{Strong Sad pops in.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Or maybe just holiday cheer will come out of the piano.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's useless! You can't suck on that and swish it around in your mouth until it turns into, like, a pudding goo and then spit it onto marshmallows!

''{The King of Town pops up behind the piano holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' That doesn't mean I can't try!

''{Page turns and song plays.}''

===Day 3 - Skills of an Artist===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, you can check today's, Strong Mad.

''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad are at the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Imma go see if we have any baking chocolate or... somethin'.

''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves, making the Geddup Noise again.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I HOPE IT'S THE THEME FROM DOUG THE DINO!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peeking in from the doorway}'' Isn't the theme from Doug the Dino just you yelling...

''{Cut to the TV, playing a VHS of Doug the Dino}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{on tape}'' DINOSAUR!

''{Cut back}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S MY GREATEST COMPOSITION!

''{Page turns and song plays.}''

''{Page turns again to a new Doug the Dino page. No notes are played.}''

===Day 4 - Caleb Rentpayer===
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Isn't anything in this calendar in a minor key? I need some of that Dickensian holiday doom and gloom.

''{The page flips and the love theme plays; afterward, the page changes to the funeral dirge, which plays.}''

''{The book closes. Cut to Strong Sad at the table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ah, that's the stuff. ''{A thought bubble appears with a hat}'' It's like a stovepipe hat full of gruel, ''{gruel is poured into the hat}'' poor air quality, ''{smoke comes out from the hat}'' and inhumane working conditions. ''{several Old-Timey factories with smokestacks appear. Strong Sad uses his finger to pop the bubble.}'' Now ''that's'' the holiday spirit!

===Day 5 - Now I'll Do A Dance===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing to the tune of "{{w|The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|The Twelve Days of Christmas}}"}'' On the fifth day of Decemberweenvent, this stupid calendar gave to me...

''{Cut to Strong Bad at the table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' More useless sheet music!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Uh-oh, this one. ''{singing along}'' Instant migraine, instant migraine, instant migraine, instant migraine... Shuttin' it down!

===Day 6 - CGNU Fight Song===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, man. I get to check today's ''Far Side'' daily calendar.

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hope this one has an amoeba shaped like a cow talking to a caveman saying some real smart science words I'll have to look up later.

''{Page turns and song plays. At the end, the page changes to a Far Side themed one with a splat sound.}''

===Day 7 - Videlectrix/StrongBadZone===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table}'' Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every ''day''.

''{Page turns and song plays.}''

''{Cut to a 3-dimensional virtual tunnel. His boxing glove holds a red square by a white line.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, check it out, I'm in a virtual StrongBadZone! I've even got floaty gloves! Oh man, I'm trying to deflect one of these perplexing geometric attacks with my cyber-shield! Or maybe I'll just throw it at the ceiling! Oh, that's cool too!

''{Cut to the StrongBadZone head. A blue circle is blocking it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come here, Blue VR Tutorial kickball! Let's get him! Let's do it! Poing! Ba-doing! Shabadow!

''{Strong Bad is trying to deflect the red square.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we go. Now he's firing those red 3 and 1/2 inch floppy disks at me. P'too! Deflect! Aw, this is awesome! P'chauw!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's try another one of these wafers. Oh man, fully going! The velocities! Doink.

===Day 8 - Smells Like Peanut Action===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table}'' Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say ''something'' different every day.

''{Page turns and song plays.}''
===Day 9 - Meet Marshie===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table}'' Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different ''every'' day.

''{Page turns and song plays.}''

''{Cut to a VHS tape of Scales of an Artist: Beginner Piano Series: Lesson 9: The Puffety Technique. A diamond wipe leads to a live-action shot of a hand with marshmallows on each finger playing the song on the piano as a musical staff slides in from above.}''

''{Cut to Puppet Marshie swallowing a live-action hand with marshmallows on the fingers.}''

'''PUPPET MARSHIE:''' That was great!

===Day 10 - No Probalo===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table}'' Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, ''{makes funny motions}'' ''say'' something ''different'' ''{haltingly}'' ev-e-ry day.

''{Page turns and song plays.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Cardgage Drips Every Foosball Game Against Bedelma's Corporanchin'. Against Bedelma's Corporanchin'.

''{Cut to a TV playing a sitcom-style opening sequence. The camera zooms in on the Weird Shrub, in the field.}''

'''CAPTION:''' SENOR CARDGAGE starring in

''{Senor Cardgage starts to rise out of the shrub}''

'''CAPTION:''' NO PROBALO!

''{cut to Senor Cardgage standing in front of the shrub with a tent over it from [[Senorial Day]]. Cut again to Strong Bad and Cardgage next to a camera from [[too cool]]}''

'''CAPTION:''' with STRONG BAD

''{cut to Strong Mad running away from Cardgage from [[kind of cool]]}''

'''CAPTION:''' STRONG MAD

''{cut to The Cheat smiling while flying}''

'''CAPTION:''' featuring THE CHEAT

''{cut to the "Family Might/Could"}''

'''CAPTION:''' and introducing THE FAMILY MIGHT/COULD

''{cut to Strong Sad, Homestar, Strong Bad and Strong Bad screaming in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. Cut again to Strong Bad sitting on a fishing boat with Senor Cardgage from [[alternate universe]]}''

'''CAPTION:''' created by JAMES L. SPORTSINTERVIEWS

''{the TV turns off}''

===Day 11 - 3 Times Halloween Funjob===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table, rubbing his gloves together}'' All right, this time there's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate!

''{The book flips opens to reveal melted chocolate smudged over a spot on the page.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, that's mine. It's a bookmark.

''{Song plays.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ooh, let's add the sloshy lyrics! ''{singing}'' "The second Halloween was atrocious... but the third Halloween was a very funjob!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, singing}'' "Very very funjob, very very fun..." Aw man! Quit making me joyously sing along to sloshy songs!
===Day 12 - Cheat Commandos===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' So, should we discuss the creepy illustration styles in this calendar?

''{The book flips open.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aaah! No, we should not!

''{The song plays; afterward, a scene from Cheat Commandos flies in from the right: Blue Laser Commander stands in an underground cavern, still drawn in the character style of the calendar.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{in a voice similar to Snagglepuss}'' Ehh. We'll blow up the ocean!

''{Pan right to Reynold, who now wears a white shirt.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{in a voice similar to Boo-Boo Bear}'' Ah gee, Blue Laser, I don't think that's such a good idea.

''{Cut to the both of them.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{angrily pointing at Reynold}'' Heavens, I just hate you so much!

===Day 13 - Teen Girl Squad===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Today, the Decemberweenvent Calendar enters its teenage phase.

''{The book flips open; the Teen Girl Squad are illustrated in their usual style; crickets chirp.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' WHOLESOME'D!

''{The Teen Girl Squad are suddenly changed into the Decemberweenvent Calendar style. The song plays.}''

'''CHEERLEADER''': Ow! My saddle shoes!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE''': Ow! My 7pm curfew!

'''SO AND SO''': Ow! My brushing my teeth after lunch at school!

'''THE UGLY ONE''': Ow! My pet bag of lawn trimmings!

''{The page flips to the 4 Gregs song, which plays.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG''': I say, my merry gentlemen, this wholesome yet inaccurately illustrated kids' book universe seems much safer than our usual murderous notebook paper one!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Sorry, nope!

''{Strong Bad defaces the book. The theme from [[kids' book]] plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' No four Gregs are not on fire. Awww.

===Day 14 - Strong Bad is a Bad Guy===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table}'' All right, Disappointo, gimme a deep cut today!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{peeking in from the doorway, disappointed}'' I thought ''I'' was Disappointo.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.

''{The book flips open.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ooh, yes! My oft-overlooked sorta theme song!

''{The song plays. Footage from the Strong Bad is a Bad Guy Mario Paint video comes out from the glowy box.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I MADE YOU A GLOWY CHOCOLATE BOX!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, thanks, Giganti-Man. That's so nice{{--}}

''{Strong Mad holds his hand into view of the sheet music; in his palm is a cube-shaped glob of chocolate with a strand of colored, blinking holiday tree lights mashed in; one of the bulbs is broken and the wire is frayed; the broken bulb and exposed wire spark and pop intermittently.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, continued}'' {{--}}oh. Uh, that is... great, and I will eat it later... when its voltage dies down.

''{The broken bulb sparks once more before the book returns to the cover page.}''

=== Day 15 - Strong Badia Nat'l Anthem===
''{The Cheat walks past the living room in the doorway. A high-pitched whirring sound is heard; both The Cheat and Strong Bad sound distant.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I can't look at it right now, I told you!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' A football is wearing my pants!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{questioning The Cheat noises}''

''{The whirring sound dies down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't know, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yes, I am also wearing them! That's what's freakin' me out!

''{Strong Sad walks past the doorway holding the rainbow instant camera.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Just gonna... capture this here moment on filum...

''{Camera flash. When the flash stops, the page is open and the song plays.}''

''{At the end of the song, the instant shot develops, showing a close-up of a football stuck in Strong Bad's pants, with his underwear visible.}''
===Day 16 - Homestar Runner Presents: Presents===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, singing}'' You think they'll ever doooo... "Song About Sibbie"?

''{At the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Probably not because I don't think it has any notes.

''{The page flips and the song plays; afterward, Strong Bad reaches in and covers Homestar's face with a sticker.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm just gonna cover this one up. Never need to look at that again.

===Day 17 - The Cheat Is Not Dead===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, rapping}'' The D'weenvent, the D'weenvent, what what, the D'weenvent!

''{The page flips and the song plays.}''

''{Afterward, cut to the inside of Homestar Runner's house at night. Homestar walks into the living room in a robe, slippers, nightcap, and [[Teespring#tshirt_homestar_running_TS|Homestar Running T-shirt]] and sporting a cinnamon beard. He yawns and smacks his lips drowsily. Suddenly the cow lamp on the table morphs into an animated version resembling the sheet music version. Homestar's nightcap stands straight up, resembling a dunce cap, as Homestar is taken aback.}''

'''COW LAMP:''' ''{Midwestern mom voice}'' Homestar Runner, you march right back to bed, young man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm just gonna... pretend I didn't see that.

'''COW LAMP:''' You bet your ever lovin' twees, you will, mister!

''{Homestar's nightcap deflates as he does an about face and walks out of the room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I knew I took too much of that cough syrup.

''{Returns to the cover page.}''
===Day 18 - Because, It's Midnite===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, rapidly}'' CheckinmydailymusicalDecemberweenventcalendar, checkinmydailymusicalDecemberweenventcalendar, checkinmyd{{--}} ''{gets tongue-tied and starts mumbling}'' {{--}}weenvent calrendar.

''{At the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{tired}'' Whew, doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "checkin' my email" does.

''{The page flips and the song plays; afterward, it returns to the cover page.}''

===Day 19 - Peasant's Quest===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{at the table, rubbing his gloves}'' All right, we're in the home stretch. Let's hope they bring out the ''{jabs the air}'' heavy hittas!

''{The page flips and the song plays.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I always wish they sampled the film in this song! ''{imitating Rather Dashing}'' Where's my cottage? Where's my cottage, cottage? You don't smell like a peasant, peasant. Smell like a peasant, peasant. You don't smell like a cottage, cottage! Where's my peasant, cottage!

''{song ends}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, somebody finally bought the Kerrek a Cold One. I thought he was a teetotaler. Oh well, holiday cheers, pig fella!

''{An ad slides in from the right featuring a purple background with hollies and the Kerrek. A red, very slowly rolling bottle cap with the Kerrek on it reads "Kerrek Brau" in large letters. In small print are the phrases "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Both Kerreks are pixelated as in the game and translucent. Music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 1:''' This holiday season, indulge responsibly with Non-Cold Onesaholic Kerrek Brau!

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{speaking rapidly}'' Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow.

''{A caption slides in that reads "Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"; the music stops and the bottle cap stops rolling.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Did that{{--}}did that ruin it for ya?

===Day 20 - Santam'n Is A Blademan===
''{Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are at the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got a good feeling about this one, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Great. And now I have a ''bad'' feeling about this one.

''{The book flips open and the song plays}''

'''STINGY RELENQUE:''' ''{offscreen}'' And when he shows up, he will make breakfast with zhis friends! It will probably be from Tim Hortons! Mais oui?

''{Song ends.}''

''{Cut to an infomercial on [[Z' ShopChan]] for item DLA222-Zf in the Hollandaise Gift Collection, captioned "Strong Bantaman is a Blademan Musical Nobot". Three [[Dancin' Musical Nobots#Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobot|Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobots]] with serrated knives taped to each of their gloves are in action. As Strong Bad does the voiceover, the batteries in each run out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And pick yourself up an army of these little guys to deter unwanted carolers ''{slowing down with the Dancin' Musical Nobots}'' ''or serve hors d'oeuvres''.

''{The Nobots grind to a halt. A shrimp pops onto each of the knives. The book returns to the cover page.}''

===Day 21 - Stinkoman Level 1===
'''COACH Z:''' Hey there!

''{Cut to Coach Z standing in the doorway.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I thought I'd show up! ''{A beat as Coach Z slumps his shoulders.}'' That's it! ''{walks off}''

''{The page flips and the song plays.}''

''{Afterward, a [[Stinkoman 20X6]] cutscene slides in from the right. 1-Up, Stinkoman, and Pan Pan stand against a blue background. The game music plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND THAT, MY GOOD MAN, IS WHY I'LL NEVER BAKE AGAIN.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT WAS A GREAT OPERA!

''{Suddenly, Z Sabre in silhouette flies in from the left as a menacing laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY THERE. I THOUGHT I'D SHOW UP.

''{A beat. The music stops.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S IT!

''{The laughing sound effect is heard again as he flies back off to the left. The other characters watch him go.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' ANOTHER GREAT OPERA!

''{Returns to the cover page.}''

===Day 22 - Dethemberween Thnikkaman===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sprawled on the table, tired, in a pool of drool}'' I'munna, I'munna open up the thing, and then there'll be like, some music. I'm gettin' a little bur{{--}}I'm gettin' a little burned out, I{{--}}I'm gonna admit.

''{The page flips and the song plays; as the last note is struck, the Dethemberween Thnikkaman's voice rings out:}''

'''DETHEMBERWEEN THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{echoing in the distance}'' Yeah, shut up!

''{Cuts back to the room, revealing the Thnikkaman is shouting through a megaphone right next to Strong Bad}''

'''DETHEMBERWEEN THNIKKAMAN:''' To one and all o' dang y'all!

''{Returns to the cover page.}''
===Day 23 - Trogdor===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Here I go once again with a Decemberweenvent Calendar.

''{At the table, Strong Bad is dancing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Every day I hope that it's a... ''{pounds table with each word} better Decemberweenvent Calendar''.

''{The book flips open.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You monsters! What have you done to my baby burninator?? There's not a consummate V in sight!

''{The song plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sighs, singing}'' Trogdor had a barn<br>
I mean, it was a burning barn.<br>
Er. maybe it was just a... barning.<br>
Uh, I dunno. I give up.

''{Song ends.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' What is he supposed to be, like, barninating the hayloft?

''{A straw hat pops onto Trogdor's head and a piece of straw pops into his mouth. Strong Bad groans.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aww, check out all his trajesty.

''{Stink lines appear around Trogdor with a splat. A video game box spins in from the center. Tinny banjo music plays.}''

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''Burninate the Barnyard'' from Videlectrix.

''{Cut to a live-action video of Strong Bad's boxing gloves playing the game on a color Panzit Portable.}''

'''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' New for the Pantsit Portable. We really understand this IP.

===Day 24 - Todayborday is Labor Day===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' All right, everyone, here we go! The big Decemberween season finale! ''{aside}'' Presented by Styles Upon Styles.

''{The words "Styles Upon Styles" appear from the center. The page flips and the first song begins playing. Strong Bad talks over it as it plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' What?? They used a ''different'' holiday song on Decemberweeve? This was supposed to be, like, the big culmination!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't know, Strong Bad, I bet we could make this work for Decemberweeve.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah you ''would''. It's ''your'' stupid song.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, you got that right! Here we go!

''{A drum fill. Cut to Homestar Runner at the piano. He launches into a fully backed version of the song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}''<br>
Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve<br>
Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve<br>
Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve<br>
Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve

Todaybor Deeve, Decemberweeve<br>
Put on a hat that looks like Eh! Steve!<br>
Pull your arms into your sleeves<br>
Put a piece of pizza under grandma's tree!

Poke Coach Z until he leaves<br>
Those medieval boots, I think they're called greaves<br>
Ghost of Bennedetto, RIP<br>
Come on, everybody, it's Decemberweeve!

''{The song finishes with a cymbal crash.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That wasn't a culmination.

===Outro===
''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at the table with the Decemberweenvent calendar open. Homestar stands next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continued}'' It was just a bunch of dumb stuff you garbled that rhymes with "eve".

''{Strong Sad stands in the doorway. He is wearing an Eh! Steve! hat, a sweater, and greaves. He has a slice of pizza on his shoulder, and his arms are tucked inside the sweater. Strong Bad is silhouetted.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man, I am really liking these new Decemberween traditions!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get back in the bathtub!

''{Strong Sad hangs his head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Aww!

''{Cut back to the table. A large red present wrapped in white ribbon now sits next to the calendar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, you want a culmination? Then how about... this!

''{He lifts the present with a musical flourish to reveal the frog from days 4, 6, 14, 16, 20, and 23. The frog is busy on his smartphone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Happy Decemberween, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ert, wt, whtgda crap is that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's a new character!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't{{--}}I don't want it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's the frog!

''{Closeup on the frog.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{continued}'' From the Decemberweenvent calendar!

'''THE FROG:''' I got a new app!

''{He holds up his phone to the viewer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But how??

''{Cut back to the three of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continued}'' And why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Who are we to question Decemberween magic, Strong Bad.

'''THE FROG:''' I got a new app!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I heard you already! Is that your freakin' name? Anew App?

''{Closeup on Anew App.}''

'''ANEW APP:''' Sounds good to me!

''{Cut to sheet music for the second song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two, three{{--}}

''{The song begins playing. Homestar sings along.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}''<br>
Anew App<br>
He's a frog and he came from a book<br>
It was a musical book<br>
He has a phone

''{Cut back to the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shaking his head}'' An entire Decemberweenvent gone by and I never got a single ounce of freaking chocolate!

'''ANEW APP:''' ''{holding up his smartphone}'' I got a new app that'll send you a chocolate a day for a whole year!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grabbing the smartphone}'' Whoa, sign me up!

''{Anew App and Homestar Runner look creeped out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing frantically}'' Yes, I agree to receive marketing and promotional emails from your company and a multitude of other third-party companies that will resell all my personal informatiooooon! ''{falls over in his chair}''

''{Strong Bad pops up on the other side of the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Phew! You're not so bad after all, Anew. Maybe we'll ever see you in a cartoon again!

'''ANEW APP:''' I got a new...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{threatening sound}''

'''ANEW APP:''' ...friend?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww... But no. ''{music suddenly cuts}'' We're not friends.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, don't look at me, Frog.

''{End.}''

''{Fade to Anew App, Humidibot, and F-Sack in the snow outside Bubs' Concession Stand. A banner affixed to the wall of the stand reads "LATE ERA NEW-ish CHARACTERS UNION 208", "[[SHARPDENE]] - Chairperson". "Chair" is crossed out and "coatrack" is written above it. Anew App is using an app on his phone, as ever.}''

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Welcome to the group! I'm Humidibot.

'''F-SACK:''' And now, you gotta get jumped in.

''{A shocked expression comes across Anew App's face.}''

== Fun Facts ==
{{seealso|Decemberweenvent Calendar#Fun Facts|Decemberweenvent Calendar → Fun Facts}}
===Trivia===
*The YouTube description reads: <blockquote>A remastered and replastered version of the 2022 daily Decemberweenvent Calendar of Homestar Runner-themed sheet music.<br/><br/>Additional music throughout by the incredible [https://www.youtube.com/@trott ‪@trott‬]. For those songs and more, check out his double album of Vince Guaraldi-inspired covers of the D'weenvent Calendar sheet music here: https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/<br/><br/>Chapters (skip around! sing along! problem towne!):</blockquote>
:The description then lists the same chapters as the above transcript, with timestamps.
===Inside References===
*The "No Probalo!" opening credits sequence was originally {{postref|1601634632545447937|10|Dec|2022|posted=1}}.
**James L. Sportsinterviews has the same surname as oft-referenced figure [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*Strong Bad defacing the sheet music by having the 4 Gregs catch on fire is a reference to [[kids' book]].
*The melted chocolate on the [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] page and the hand playing piano with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] are [[live-action foods]].

===Real-World References===
*{{w|Tim Hortons}} is a [[Canada]]-based coffeehouse and fast-food chain.
*James L. Sportsinterviews is also a reference to {{w|James L. Brooks}}, a television producer known for co-creating ''{{w|The Mary Tyler Moore Show}}'', ''{{w|Taxi (TV series)|Taxi}}'', and ''[[The Simpsons]]''.

== External Links ==
* [[YouTube:qxC70soTGRg|Watch "Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)"]] on [[homestarrunnerdotcom|YouTube]]
* [[HR:decemberweenvent-calendar-revisited|View the announcement page]]

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