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Jeppo — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:45:09 GMT

Jeppo: /* Remarks */ See that Podstar Runner version is different to the Flash version. Although it may need rewording.

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Strong Bad reveals his bike thieving secrets.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]/[[The Stick]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 10, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back?

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: bike thieves</div>
Hey Strong Bad,<br>
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being<br>
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out<br>
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?<br>
Virginia<br>
MI
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads MI as two letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{disappointed tone}'' Oh, not smart enough for MIT, huh? Just MI? ''{clears screen}'' ''{regular voice}''Well first off, how do you know your crappy bike is even worth stealing? How many pegs you got? Mag wheels? White tires? Worthless baseball card in the spokes? If not, then you got nothing to worry about. What self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a (shudder) ten-speed? Or a (shudder, shudder) mounTAIN bike? The only thing those bikes gets you is tired. Any bike with a water bottle holder is a complete waste of bike. ''{clears screen}'' But, let's pretend you do have a cool bike. I would first go to my old thieving standby: dress up like a bush.

''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad is hiding behind a short berry bush with cartoon eyes, his feet clearly visible. He shuffles over to a pink bicycle, carrying the bush with him. He picks up the bike through the bush, and starts carrying it away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
''{Pull out to see Pom Pom talking on a phone. He looks away from his phone to glare at Strong Bad.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking offscreen}'' Oh, I mean... Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch. Um... Berries.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And don't forget: dressing up as a bush is also a great way to get free pizza!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad walks up to the counter behind his bush costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I have some free pizza?

'''BUBS:''' Sure thing, bush!

''{Bubs pulls a pizza box from behind the counter and drops it on top of the bush. Strong Bad walks off-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Variations on this approach—

''{Cut to the field, with just Strong Bad standing in the middle of screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —include dressing up as a cactus,—

''{The bush is replaced by a cactus, with Strong Bad badly concealed behind it, and cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —a trashcan,—

''{The cactus is replaced by a trashcan, again with cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —or a barrel.

''{The trashcan is replaced by a wooden barrel, yet again with cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Though, depending on your physique—

''{The Cheat appears next to Strong Bad's barrel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —you could also dress up like... a hideous pile—

''{The Cheat turns into a pile of unidentified pink goo, with tufts of hair, a crushed can, a plank of wood, a circular saw blade, and two misaligned cartoony eyes. Strong Bad inches away from the mess. Strong Mad appears on the other side of the barrel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —or a... textile factory?

''{Strong Mad turns into a factory building, signed "BRRLAP", with cartoony eyes near the roof. Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So if I were you, I'd steer clear of pretty much anything with cartoon eyeholes. If that method didn't work for me, I'd go for the awkward swindle. This is especially effective on college campuses.

''{Cut to The Stick. A silhouette of a CGNU building is visible in the background. Homestar, wearing a backpack and backwards cap, is chaining up his white bike to The Stick, the chain is simply looped over the top branch. Strong Bad, sporting a ponytail, walks in, carrying a clipboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, brother. Hey, my bromide. You look like a cool guy who likes to progress. I was wondering if you'd be interested in signing this petition to ban roll-on...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, um, yeah, sorry, uh, I've got a class...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...free vegan food...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and my roommate's like... you know...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...fellowship...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...so, my parents, um...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...drum circle?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Computer lab! ''{darts off-screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Man. so effective! I've stolen people's lunches this way... their girlfriends... puppies even!

''{Strong Bad throws away his clipboard and walks over to Homestar's bike, and starts kicking the tires. Marzipan walks in, with multicolored dreadlocks, and her own clipboard.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, my bromide, wanna sign this...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meal plan! ''{darts offscreen}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Cool, man, free bike.

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But my all-time favorite thiefnique has got to be, the best use of black turtlenecks and suction cups ever devised: cat-burgling!

''{Cut to a featureless orange wall. Strong Bad climbs up the wall with suction cups, wearing a black turtleneck and beanie.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Almost... to the top!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement... Strong Bad climbs up from behind the orange couch. The bicycle seat [[Red, White, and Banana]] is on the couch, and two laser guns duct taped to the couch on either side of it. Strong Bad pulls out a spray can of "C'mon! It's Fog!" and sprays it into the air, revealing the two laser beams.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, Ponch. Laser tech security! I'll have to employ some Chinese acrobatics!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump up, but is stuck to the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, these suction cups are stuck to the side of this couchscraper. Ah, somebody? The Cheat? Come put that bicycle seat in my mouth! Gently!

''{The lights turn on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, Jon! Light tech security!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Well, if you had agreed to play Cats the musical, instead of cat-burglar, maybe you wouldn't be stuck to the back of the couch again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I would rather die.

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's how I'd do it, College Bike Owner. So keep away from shrubbery, don't talk to anyone with a clipboard, and avoid putting your bike on the roof of glass skyscrapers.

''{During the next part, Strong Bad types "Your bike should be totally safe if you listen to me. I am a good person that gives sound advice. Bike on, my friend, bike on!" while he says his other lines.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Secret message to bike thieves!

''{The words "SECRET MESSAGE!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bolt cutters, guys! Just use bolt cutters!

''{The words "BOLT CUTTERS!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We'll split the pawn-shop money fitty-fitty!

''{The words "FITTY FITTY!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See you next time!

''{[[New Paper]] comes down, printing a picture of [[The Paper]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice try, New Papes. Though that does make me feel a little better... he was so stripedy...

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says MI, click on it to see a pennant for Mediocre Institute.
*Click on "baseball card" to see a [[Trading Cards#From bike thief|trading card]].
*At the end, click on "safe" for this:
:''{The Lappy slowly moves to the right}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, what the?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dressed up as a trash can, speaking in a monotone voice}'' Garbage. Garbage. Rubbish. Umm... murder weapon.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you supposed to be a trash can or a robot?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm... ''{pulls out petition reading "The Bromide Solution"}'' you wanna sign this petition, my bromide?

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Mag wheels", (not to be confused with [[Wikipedia:Magnesium alloy wheels|Magnesium alloy wheels]]) are wheels on a bike that are made with larger and thicker spokes than on a typical bike. Typical mags had 5 to 6 large "spokes". The bike pictured in this episode are of a bike with wheel covers. These plastic covers actually fit on the outside of a traditional spoked wheel. Much like a hubcap on a car.
*"Pegs" are metal tubes affixed to a bicycle's front or rear axle, allowing the rider to balance their weight on an area other than the pedals and freeing the body of the bike for a wider range of tricks.
*A bromide is an ion of a bromine atom with a charge of -1. Such bromides as potassium bromide were once used as sedatives, leading to the once prevalent use of the word "bromide" to indicate someone or something is platitudinous and boring.
**Bromide is water soluble, so a bromide solution would be bromide in water.
*Attaching a baseball card to the spokes would simulate the sound of a motorcycle as the wheel rotates.
*"[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=earf Earf]" is a dialectic spelling of "Earth."

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's petition reads:
<blockquote>-PETITION-<br>
i do hearby sign that<br>
i am in full support<br>
of fully supporting<br>
all the good causes<br>
and casual effects of<br>
said causes and, as it<br>
were, caucuses. now,<br>
previously, and also<br>
futurely held...<br>
X________________</blockquote>
*Marzipan's petition reads:
<blockquote>Counter-Petition<br>
I, the willing signer of this<br>
document, betta recognize<br>
that Earf in trouble. Earf<br>
injured. Injured bad.<br>
<br>
X______________</blockquote>

*Homestar's bike is a Huffy SIGMA circa 1987.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad teaches a college kid how to avoid getting their bike stolen."

=== Remarks ===
*In [[hygiene]], two emails prior, Strong Bad complained about a lack of college girls sending him email. The sender of this email, Virginia, appears to be a female college student.
*"Thiefnique" is a [[portmanteau]] of "thief" and "technique."
*"Couchscraper" is a [[portmanteau]] of "couch" and "skyscraper."
*"Brrlap" on Strong Mad's textile-mill disguise refers to [[Wikipedia:burlap|burlap]], a durable but coarse cloth made of vegetable fiber.
*Strong Bad can spray the can of fog, although his hands are stuck to the couch later.
*Homestar's trash disguise has his own eyes, whereas Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat wore disguises with a unified, cartoony eye pattern, quite distinct from their own.
*Homestar boasted in [[cliffhangers]] that he had the history and the motive to steal the Lappy.
*You can't click the Lappy to see the ripples while Homestar is stealing it.
*Strong Bad's bush disguise bears a similarity to a berry-laden bush appearing in the [[Peasant's Quest]] video game.
*This is the first time we see the exterior of a [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] building (assuming that the tower in the background is in fact a building).
*Strong Bad claims that no self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a "mounTAIN bike." Then, dressed as the bush, he proceeds to steal Pom Pom's mountain bike.
*Assuming the couch is a standard one with fabric upholstery, Strong Bad ''couldn't'' have either climbed up or gotten stuck to the couch with suction cups.
*At the end of the [[Podstar Runner]] version of the email, the Easter egg of the Lappy slowly moving to the right starts automatically, however it does not show Homestar Runner stealing it.

===Goofs===
*The printed The Paper is straight and does not follow the curvature of the New Paper.
*The word "safe" can be clicked even while the monitor continues to move in the Easter egg at the end, which restarts that segment from the beginning.
*When Homestar steals the Lappy, the power cord doesn't stretch or move. Instead it stays as it is.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Strong Bad misspelled "enough" as "enogh" in the beginning of his response. This was fixed a few hours after it was released.

===Inside References===
*The pizza Bubs gives Strong Bad is [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] from [[privileges]].
*Pom Pom's costume is from [[technology]].
*The cat-burglar scene shows another instance of [[duct tape]].
*Strong Bad's cat-burgling outfit was seen before in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] (minus the suction cups).
*The music playing as Strong Bad first appears in his bush disguise made its debut as [[Sterrance]]'s theme in [[animal]].
*The bicycle seat [[Red, White, and Banana]] first appeared in [[the chair]].
*When Strong Bad attempts to steal the bike seat off of [[the couch]], he is foiled by two [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Lazer Tag]] guns. [[The Poopsmith]] previously carried one of these guns when he [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes#The Poopsmith|dressed up in Lazer Tag gear]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Strong Bad's line, "I would rather [[Death|die]]," when asked to do something with someone, was first heard in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
*The can in The Cheat's hideous pile is the same as the can Homestar kicks in the Easter egg in "[[original]]".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad makes reference to the [[Wikipedia:Massachusetts Institute of Technology|Massachusetts Institute of Technology]].
*The [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] building bears a strong resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Tech Tower|Tech Tower]], the main administrative building on the [[Wikipedia:Georgia Institute of Technology|Georgia Tech]] campus in downtown Atlanta, not far from where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live.
*''[[Wikipedia:Cats (musical)|Cats]]'' is a musical stage production, premiering in 1981, in which all the actors, portraying cats, perform in skin-tight costumes.
*[[Wikipedia:Ban (deodorant)|Ban]] Roll On is the name of an actual deodorant product.
*Ponch and Jon were the main characters of the television show [[Wikipedia:CHiPs|CHiPs]].
*The laser guns taped to the couch appear to be [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Lazer Tag]] "StarLyte" pistols.

==External Links==
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Poorly Written Emails

Jeppo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:06:04 GMT

Jeppo: /* Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word */ Dear strongbad...

[[Image:Lackofpunction winner sbemail.png|250px|thumb|"Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization... Misspelling... Lack of punctuation... Looks like a winner to me!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] regularly receives '''[[Strong Bad Email|emails]] with poor grammar and spelling''', which he rarely hesitates to point out. He even released an entertaining/informational CD on the subject in an Easter egg in [[local news]] called "[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar]]."

While many emails do contain these sort of errors, this list only contains errors that are either famous in their own right or have affected how Strong Bad read the email.

In contrast to the many criticisms of poor spelling and grammar, Strong Bad often receives [[Emails that meet Strong Bad's approval|emails that meet his approval]].

==List of Poorly Written E-mails==
These are the list of emails starting from oldest to newest, containing any and all errors.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Email !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
|-
| [[homsar]] || None || Vinnie C. misspells "Homestar" as "[[Homsar]]" || None
|-
| [[i love you]] || No punctuation mark at end of sentence || [[Fhqwhgads|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf]] uses [[Internet Slang|internet shorthand]]; uses a gibberish name || No capitalization
|-
| [[trevor the vampire]] || Email ends abruptly || None || None
|-
| [[i she be]] || Tenuous grasp on English language; lack of punctuation || Misspells "should" as "she" || No capitalization
|-
| [[duck pond]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[the basics]] || "How do you do it," does not end with a question mark; unnecessary apostrophe in "trick's" || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[band names]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[stand-up]] || None || Joe p. uses internet shorthand; misspells "funny" as "funy" and "comedic" as "comidic" || No capitalization
|-
| [[tape-leg]] || None || None || Strong Bad and other words are not capitalized
|-
| [[spring cleaning]] || Steve writes "crush ''with'' Marzipan" instead of "''on'' Marzipan" || Sue misspells surprised as "suprised" || Steve does not capitalize his city and name
|-
| [[cartoon]] || "[[Wikipedia:Mr.|mr]]" does not have a period at the end of it; the email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it || Geroge uses internet shorthand; quite possibly misspells his own name as "Geroge" || No capitalization
|-
| [[little animal]] || Question ends with a period instead of a question mark || None || None
|-
| [[CGNU]] || None || None || "dear strong bad", both "i"s and "thank" is not capitalized
|-
| [[1 step ahead]] || None || None || Entire email, except "I," is not capitalized
|-
| [[12:00]] || "Thankyou" does not have a space in between || None || "vcr" is not capitalized
|-
| [[sugarbob]] || None || None || Entire email capitalized
|-
| [[weird dream]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[sisters]] || Ali says "My sister and me" instead of "My sister and 'I'," and "There is two of us," not "There 'are' two of us." The anonymous author of the second email has awful grammar, and Strong Bad believes he/she's "not even literate." || None || The greeting "hello" in the second email is not capitalized
|-
| [[invisibility]] || None || "Invisible" misspelled as "invisable" || No capitalization
|-
| [[little questions]] || Tenuous grasp on English language || None || None
|-
| [[lures and jigs]] || None || Misspells "fish" as "fishs" || None
|-
| [[your friends]] || None || None || Entire email capitalized
|-
| [[50 emails]] || Mike ends his question with an exclamation mark || Matt misspells "Strong" as "Stong" || Matt does not capitalize "what", "example" and his name on his email
|-
| [[website]] || The word "website" is used too often || None || None
|-
| [[island]] || "An" is supposed to be "a" for "desert" || Where is supposed to be were || None
|-
| [[comic]] || None || Brittany misspells "appreciate" to "appriciate"; "they" is misspelled as "Tey" || None
|-
| [[morning routine]] || "Whats" does not have an apostrophe || None || None
|-
| [[japanese cartoon]] || None || None || James' name is not capitalized along with "what"
|-
| [[dragon]] || None || Kaizer uses internet shorthand || Kaizer's name is not capitalized
|-
| [[huttah!]] || Holmes types, "WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???" || None || Nobuyoshi does not capitalize his "i"s and the beginning of his sentences; Holmes' entire email is capitalized (except "California"); Derek does not capitalize his question and his name
|-
| [[fingers]] || None || None || Aaron's email has no capitalization; Frankdog's entire email is capitalized
|-
| [[english paper]] || None || Kyle Smith misspells "english" as "englilsh" || None
|-
| [[unused emails]] || The first and second anonymous sender's e-mails make no sense; Evan, Andrew and Stephanie all have tenuous grasps on the English language; Stephanie does not put punctuations in her sentences; Andrew uses the word "crap" too often; The third anonymous sender's comma in "dear Strong Bad" is in the wrong place || The third anonymous sender misspells "enjoy reading" as "enloy reasing"; Andrew misspells Homestar Runner's name to "hamesturrunner" || Evan's entire email is capitalized; the second anonymous sender does not capitalize his/her question; Stephanie's email is not capitalized
|-
| [[the show]] || None || Tori misspells "tournament" as "tounament" || Homestar is not capitalized
|-
| [[personal favorites]] || No comma after "e-mails"; uses a period instead of a question mark || None || None
|-
| [[privileges]] || Question ends with a period instead of a question mark || Crazyclemens misspells "privileges" as "privalages" || No capitalization (except for "Dear")
|-
| [[sibbie]] || Question says "your are" instead of "you are" and says that Strong Bad is the most "awesomest" thing ever || None || None
|-
| [[anything]] || None || None || "hi", "have" and "bye" are not capitalized
|-
| [[the process]] || The question was "How long does it to answer an e-mail?" || "process" is spelled "prosess" || None
|-
| [[couch patch]] || None || "Behind" is misspelled as "behiend"; "from" is misspelled as "form" || No capitalization
|-
| [[local news]] || Email uses wrong form of its causing Strong Bad to sing one of his Rhythm 'n' Grammar songs || None || None
|-
| [[kind of cool]] || None || "Thinking" and "wondering" are missing their Gs || Strong Bad is not capitalized
|-
| [[different town]] || "I just wondering" is missing "was" || "Sincerely" is misspelled as "sincerley" || None
|-
| [[car]] || "Do you have a car" is supposed to end with a question mark along with the second sentence|| None || Use of random capitalization
|-
| [[lunch special]] || None || "Luncch" is misspelled with a second c; "sincerely" is misspelled as "sincerly" || none
|-
| [[theme park]] || None || None || The sentences do not have capitals in the beginning
|-
| [[dangeresque 3]] || None || "Coming" is misspelled as "comeing" || No capitalization
|-
| [[cheatday]] || Question has no punctuation || None || All three emails The Cheat answers are not capitalized
|-
| [[crying]] || There are two greetings in the email which Strong Bad points out; there's no punctuation before "I was wondering" || None || None
|-
| [[for kids]] || There's an unecessary comma between "would love you" and "and your awesomeness", as stated by Strong Bad || None || None
|-
| [[other days]] || Janus has a tenuous grasp on the english language || None || Brian has no capitalization in his email (except for "CA")
|-
| [[old comics]] || None || None || No capitalization (except for "SB" and "NY")
|-
| [[pizzaz]] || The valediction does not have any punctuation and makes little sense || None || The ending of the email is not capitalized
|-
| [[time capsule]] || Sam uses a period at the end of last sentence instead of a question mark || "You're" has two Rs || No captalization (except "STRONG" and "X0")
|-
| [[montage]] || None || "Create" is misspelled as "creat" || None
|-
| [[animal]] || The question,"What would you like as if you were your own made up animal" does not make much sense; the question does not have a question mark in the end || None || None
|-
| [[dreamail]] || "Another words" is supposed to be "In other words" || None || None
|-
| [[origins]] || "I have recently been wondering" is supposed to be "I've been recently wondering" || None || None
|-
| [[long pants]] || The email uses the word "pants" too much; the email gets off-topic || None || None
|-
| [[rampage]] || There is an unecessary comma after Peter's name || "Dear" is misspelled as "Der"; "I thinks" is supposed to be "I think" || None
|-
| [[garage sale]] || None || "Da" is supposed to be "the" || No capitalization (except the I's)
|-
| [[modeling]] || None || There is an extra "u" in "truly" || "dear" and "i" not capitalized, types "Strong Bad" in all caps along with exclamation marks.
|-
| [[record book]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[geddup noise]] || None || None || Marc Baroni's name is not capitalized
|-
| [[bedtime story]] || "Good Night" is supposed to have a comma in the end, not a period || "lately" is misspelled as "latley" ||
|-
| [[secret identity]] || None || None || Chris uses random capitalization
|-
| [[disconnected]] || "...and you didn't even know were your body is or your head," is supposed to be "''where'' your body ''was''" || None || None
|-
| [[candy product]] || The email overuses ellipses, a comma missing after "chick-magnet," and "dont" and "thats" are missing apostrophes || "Someone" is misspelled as "Somone" || "homestarrunner" should be "Homestar Runner"
|-
| [[senior prom]] || "... did you ever have a senior prom," is supposed to be "if you ever had a senior prom" || None || None
|-
| [[redesign]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[trading cards]] || "N.S." is not necessary as you can just type "NS" || The subject reads, "Trading Stong-gum" || None
|-
| [[retirement]] || Josh lacks punctuation in his email || Josh misspells "sincerely" as "sincerly" || Josh has no capitalization
|-
| [[coloring]] || There are question marks after the ellipsis || Ridiculous" is misspelled as "rediculous"; "thats" does not have an apostrophe || None
|-
| [[4 branches]] || "N.Y." is not necessary as you can just type "NY"; the email lacks two commas: one after "Hey Strong Bad" and another after "ur biggest fan" || Spanky uses internet shorthand || "elgrondo" is supposed to be capitalized
|-
| [[the chair]] || None || "Doesnt" is missing an apostrophe; "truly" is misspelled as "truely" || None
|-
| [[strong badathlon]] || None || None || "Bad", "I've", "The Cheat" and "Homestar" are all not capitalized
|-
| [[the movies]] || There is an unnecessary period at the end of "TN" || None || "has" is not capitalized
|-
| [[rough copy]] || Malinko says "I hope you interested" || Misspells "problems" as "promblems" || Unnecessarily capitalizes "Draw", forgets to capitalize "I" and "The Cheat" several times
|-
| [[more armies]] || Paul uses a period instead of a question mark, "Mr" has no period following it. He also uses "that" instead of "who." || None || None
|-
| [[mini-golf]] || The phrase "miniature golf course" is used too often. || None || "No one" is spelled as one word.
|-
| [[pizza joint]] || Daphne types "me and my girls" instead of "''my girls and I''" || None || None
|-
| [[web comics]] || Gunkiller types "Me and some of my friends" instead of "''Some of my friends and I''" and has no punctuation after "Thanks a lot". || None || None
|-
| [[business trip]] || None || Roxy misspells "sbemail" as "sbmail." || "think about it" is missing capitalization.
|-
| [[yes, wrestling]] || Gardenboy types a period in place of a comma and in place of a question mark. There's also no punctuation after his name or "Bfn." || None || None
|-
| [[nightlife]] || Somekindaguy ends his first sentence with a question mark in place of a period. || "Mr." is misspelled as "mr". || "mr" should be capitalized.
|-
| [[fan club]] || David uses two apostrophes in the word "its" which should have none, and uses the word "whose" when he should have used the word "who's". || None || None
|-
| [[pet show]] || The email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it. || The term "Haihai" is written in [[Wikipedia:lolcat|lolspeak]]. || None
|-
| [[shapeshifter]] || Paxton Westergard did not separate his name and the town where he is from by using either a line break or a comma. || "What" is misspelled as "waht". || None
|}

===Other Poorly Written Emails===
This is the list for secret emails in the [[strongbad_email.exe]] extras.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Email !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
|-
| [[E-mail Birds]] || Bettina's email is missing punctuation; Jeffrey uses the word "dork" too often; Naomi has a tenuous grasp on the English language || None || Bettina's email has no capitalization
|-
| [[Videro Games]] || There is an unnecessary "in" in the sentence "What is your opinion of the effects of in video games on children?" || None || None
|}

== Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word ==
Strong Bad and [[Strong Badia]] are often misspelled as one word. This usually goes unnoticed by Strong Bad, and has recently been happening more so than usual.

<table width="95%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="30%">
*[[halloweener]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*One from [[fingers]]
*One from [[2 emails]]
*[[privileges]]
*[[pom pom]]
*[[crying]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[dreamail]]
**Written as "StrongBad".
*[[long pants]]
*[[do over]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[space program]]
*[[secret identity]]
*[[myths & legends]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly.
*[[candy product]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[trading cards]]
*[[what I want]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[unnatural]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly.
*[[rough copy]]
*[[more armies]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly in the subject line, but incorrectly in the body of the email.
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[pizza joint]]
**Spells the name "Strong Bad" correctly.
*[[nightlife]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad's Spelling]]

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

Poorly Written Emails

Jeppo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:02:49 GMT

Jeppo: /* List of Poorly Written E-mails */ added shapeshifter poorly written email. Feel free to tidy up the huge sentance under Poor Grammar and Punctuation.

[[Image:Lackofpunction winner sbemail.png|250px|thumb|"Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization... Misspelling... Lack of punctuation... Looks like a winner to me!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] regularly receives '''[[Strong Bad Email|emails]] with poor grammar and spelling''', which he rarely hesitates to point out. He even released an entertaining/informational CD on the subject in an Easter egg in [[local news]] called "[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar]]."

While many emails do contain these sort of errors, this list only contains errors that are either famous in their own right or have affected how Strong Bad read the email.

In contrast to the many criticisms of poor spelling and grammar, Strong Bad often receives [[Emails that meet Strong Bad's approval|emails that meet his approval]].

==List of Poorly Written E-mails==
These are the list of emails starting from oldest to newest, containing any and all errors.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Email !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
|-
| [[homsar]] || None || Vinnie C. misspells "Homestar" as "[[Homsar]]" || None
|-
| [[i love you]] || No punctuation mark at end of sentence || [[Fhqwhgads|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf]] uses [[Internet Slang|internet shorthand]]; uses a gibberish name || No capitalization
|-
| [[trevor the vampire]] || Email ends abruptly || None || None
|-
| [[i she be]] || Tenuous grasp on English language; lack of punctuation || Misspells "should" as "she" || No capitalization
|-
| [[duck pond]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[the basics]] || "How do you do it," does not end with a question mark; unnecessary apostrophe in "trick's" || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[band names]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[stand-up]] || None || Joe p. uses internet shorthand; misspells "funny" as "funy" and "comedic" as "comidic" || No capitalization
|-
| [[tape-leg]] || None || None || Strong Bad and other words are not capitalized
|-
| [[spring cleaning]] || Steve writes "crush ''with'' Marzipan" instead of "''on'' Marzipan" || Sue misspells surprised as "suprised" || Steve does not capitalize his city and name
|-
| [[cartoon]] || "[[Wikipedia:Mr.|mr]]" does not have a period at the end of it; the email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it || Geroge uses internet shorthand; quite possibly misspells his own name as "Geroge" || No capitalization
|-
| [[little animal]] || Question ends with a period instead of a question mark || None || None
|-
| [[CGNU]] || None || None || "dear strong bad", both "i"s and "thank" is not capitalized
|-
| [[1 step ahead]] || None || None || Entire email, except "I," is not capitalized
|-
| [[12:00]] || "Thankyou" does not have a space in between || None || "vcr" is not capitalized
|-
| [[sugarbob]] || None || None || Entire email capitalized
|-
| [[weird dream]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[sisters]] || Ali says "My sister and me" instead of "My sister and 'I'," and "There is two of us," not "There 'are' two of us." The anonymous author of the second email has awful grammar, and Strong Bad believes he/she's "not even literate." || None || The greeting "hello" in the second email is not capitalized
|-
| [[invisibility]] || None || "Invisible" misspelled as "invisable" || No capitalization
|-
| [[little questions]] || Tenuous grasp on English language || None || None
|-
| [[lures and jigs]] || None || Misspells "fish" as "fishs" || None
|-
| [[your friends]] || None || None || Entire email capitalized
|-
| [[50 emails]] || Mike ends his question with an exclamation mark || Matt misspells "Strong" as "Stong" || Matt does not capitalize "what", "example" and his name on his email
|-
| [[website]] || The word "website" is used too often || None || None
|-
| [[island]] || "An" is supposed to be "a" for "desert" || Where is supposed to be were || None
|-
| [[comic]] || None || Brittany misspells "appreciate" to "appriciate"; "they" is misspelled as "Tey" || None
|-
| [[morning routine]] || "Whats" does not have an apostrophe || None || None
|-
| [[japanese cartoon]] || None || None || James' name is not capitalized along with "what"
|-
| [[dragon]] || None || Kaizer uses internet shorthand || Kaizer's name is not capitalized
|-
| [[huttah!]] || Holmes types, "WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???" || None || Nobuyoshi does not capitalize his "i"s and the beginning of his sentences; Holmes' entire email is capitalized (except "California"); Derek does not capitalize his question and his name
|-
| [[fingers]] || None || None || Aaron's email has no capitalization; Frankdog's entire email is capitalized
|-
| [[english paper]] || None || Kyle Smith misspells "english" as "englilsh" || None
|-
| [[unused emails]] || The first and second anonymous sender's e-mails make no sense; Evan, Andrew and Stephanie all have tenuous grasps on the English language; Stephanie does not put punctuations in her sentences; Andrew uses the word "crap" too often; The third anonymous sender's comma in "dear Strong Bad" is in the wrong place || The third anonymous sender misspells "enjoy reading" as "enloy reasing"; Andrew misspells Homestar Runner's name to "hamesturrunner" || Evan's entire email is capitalized; the second anonymous sender does not capitalize his/her question; Stephanie's email is not capitalized
|-
| [[the show]] || None || Tori misspells "tournament" as "tounament" || Homestar is not capitalized
|-
| [[personal favorites]] || No comma after "e-mails"; uses a period instead of a question mark || None || None
|-
| [[privileges]] || Question ends with a period instead of a question mark || Crazyclemens misspells "privileges" as "privalages" || No capitalization (except for "Dear")
|-
| [[sibbie]] || Question says "your are" instead of "you are" and says that Strong Bad is the most "awesomest" thing ever || None || None
|-
| [[anything]] || None || None || "hi", "have" and "bye" are not capitalized
|-
| [[the process]] || The question was "How long does it to answer an e-mail?" || "process" is spelled "prosess" || None
|-
| [[couch patch]] || None || "Behind" is misspelled as "behiend"; "from" is misspelled as "form" || No capitalization
|-
| [[local news]] || Email uses wrong form of its causing Strong Bad to sing one of his Rhythm 'n' Grammar songs || None || None
|-
| [[kind of cool]] || None || "Thinking" and "wondering" are missing their Gs || Strong Bad is not capitalized
|-
| [[different town]] || "I just wondering" is missing "was" || "Sincerely" is misspelled as "sincerley" || None
|-
| [[car]] || "Do you have a car" is supposed to end with a question mark along with the second sentence|| None || Use of random capitalization
|-
| [[lunch special]] || None || "Luncch" is misspelled with a second c; "sincerely" is misspelled as "sincerly" || none
|-
| [[theme park]] || None || None || The sentences do not have capitals in the beginning
|-
| [[dangeresque 3]] || None || "Coming" is misspelled as "comeing" || No capitalization
|-
| [[cheatday]] || Question has no punctuation || None || All three emails The Cheat answers are not capitalized
|-
| [[crying]] || There are two greetings in the email which Strong Bad points out; there's no punctuation before "I was wondering" || None || None
|-
| [[for kids]] || There's an unecessary comma between "would love you" and "and your awesomeness", as stated by Strong Bad || None || None
|-
| [[other days]] || Janus has a tenuous grasp on the english language || None || Brian has no capitalization in his email (except for "CA")
|-
| [[old comics]] || None || None || No capitalization (except for "SB" and "NY")
|-
| [[pizzaz]] || The valediction does not have any punctuation and makes little sense || None || The ending of the email is not capitalized
|-
| [[time capsule]] || Sam uses a period at the end of last sentence instead of a question mark || "You're" has two Rs || No captalization (except "STRONG" and "X0")
|-
| [[montage]] || None || "Create" is misspelled as "creat" || None
|-
| [[animal]] || The question,"What would you like as if you were your own made up animal" does not make much sense; the question does not have a question mark in the end || None || None
|-
| [[dreamail]] || "Another words" is supposed to be "In other words" || None || None
|-
| [[origins]] || "I have recently been wondering" is supposed to be "I've been recently wondering" || None || None
|-
| [[long pants]] || The email uses the word "pants" too much; the email gets off-topic || None || None
|-
| [[rampage]] || There is an unecessary comma after Peter's name || "Dear" is misspelled as "Der"; "I thinks" is supposed to be "I think" || None
|-
| [[garage sale]] || None || "Da" is supposed to be "the" || No capitalization (except the I's)
|-
| [[modeling]] || None || There is an extra "u" in "truly" || "dear" and "i" not capitalized, types "Strong Bad" in all caps along with exclamation marks.
|-
| [[record book]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[geddup noise]] || None || None || Marc Baroni's name is not capitalized
|-
| [[bedtime story]] || "Good Night" is supposed to have a comma in the end, not a period || "lately" is misspelled as "latley" ||
|-
| [[secret identity]] || None || None || Chris uses random capitalization
|-
| [[disconnected]] || "...and you didn't even know were your body is or your head," is supposed to be "''where'' your body ''was''" || None || None
|-
| [[candy product]] || The email overuses ellipses, a comma missing after "chick-magnet," and "dont" and "thats" are missing apostrophes || "Someone" is misspelled as "Somone" || "homestarrunner" should be "Homestar Runner"
|-
| [[senior prom]] || "... did you ever have a senior prom," is supposed to be "if you ever had a senior prom" || None || None
|-
| [[redesign]] || None || None || No capitalization
|-
| [[trading cards]] || "N.S." is not necessary as you can just type "NS" || The subject reads, "Trading Stong-gum" || None
|-
| [[retirement]] || Josh lacks punctuation in his email || Josh misspells "sincerely" as "sincerly" || Josh has no capitalization
|-
| [[coloring]] || There are question marks after the ellipsis || Ridiculous" is misspelled as "rediculous"; "thats" does not have an apostrophe || None
|-
| [[4 branches]] || "N.Y." is not necessary as you can just type "NY"; the email lacks two commas: one after "Hey Strong Bad" and another after "ur biggest fan" || Spanky uses internet shorthand || "elgrondo" is supposed to be capitalized
|-
| [[the chair]] || None || "Doesnt" is missing an apostrophe; "truly" is misspelled as "truely" || None
|-
| [[strong badathlon]] || None || None || "Bad", "I've", "The Cheat" and "Homestar" are all not capitalized
|-
| [[the movies]] || There is an unnecessary period at the end of "TN" || None || "has" is not capitalized
|-
| [[rough copy]] || Malinko says "I hope you interested" || Misspells "problems" as "promblems" || Unnecessarily capitalizes "Draw", forgets to capitalize "I" and "The Cheat" several times
|-
| [[more armies]] || Paul uses a period instead of a question mark, "Mr" has no period following it. He also uses "that" instead of "who." || None || None
|-
| [[mini-golf]] || The phrase "miniature golf course" is used too often. || None || "No one" is spelled as one word.
|-
| [[pizza joint]] || Daphne types "me and my girls" instead of "''my girls and I''" || None || None
|-
| [[web comics]] || Gunkiller types "Me and some of my friends" instead of "''Some of my friends and I''" and has no punctuation after "Thanks a lot". || None || None
|-
| [[business trip]] || None || Roxy misspells "sbemail" as "sbmail." || "think about it" is missing capitalization.
|-
| [[yes, wrestling]] || Gardenboy types a period in place of a comma and in place of a question mark. There's also no punctuation after his name or "Bfn." || None || None
|-
| [[nightlife]] || Somekindaguy ends his first sentence with a question mark in place of a period. || "Mr." is misspelled as "mr". || "mr" should be capitalized.
|-
| [[fan club]] || David uses two apostrophes in the word "its" which should have none, and uses the word "whose" when he should have used the word "who's". || None || None
|-
| [[pet show]] || The email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it. || The term "Haihai" is written in [[Wikipedia:lolcat|lolspeak]]. || None
|-
| [[shapeshifter]] || Paxton Westergard did not separate his name and the town where he is from by using either a line break or a comma. || "What" is misspelled as "waht". || None
|}

===Other Poorly Written Emails===
This is the list for secret emails in the [[strongbad_email.exe]] extras.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Email !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
|-
| [[E-mail Birds]] || Bettina's email is missing punctuation; Jeffrey uses the word "dork" too often; Naomi has a tenuous grasp on the English language || None || Bettina's email has no capitalization
|-
| [[Videro Games]] || There is an unnecessary "in" in the sentence "What is your opinion of the effects of in video games on children?" || None || None
|}

== Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word ==
Strong Bad and [[Strong Badia]] are often misspelled as one word. This usually goes unnoticed by Strong Bad, and has recently been happening more so than usual.

<table width="95%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="30%">
*[[halloweener]]
*[[sugarbob]]
*One from [[fingers]]
*One from [[2 emails]]
*[[privileges]]
*[[pom pom]]
*[[crying]]
*[[part-time job]]
*[[dreamail]]
**Written as "StrongBad".
*[[long pants]]
*[[do over]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[space program]]
*[[secret identity]]
*[[myths & legends]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly.
*[[candy product]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[trading cards]]
*[[what I want]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[unnatural]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly.
*[[rough copy]]
*[[more armies]]
**Spells "Strong Badia" correctly in the subject line, but incorrectly in the body of the email.
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[pizza joint]]
**Spells the name "Strong Bad" correctly.
*[[nightlife]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad's Spelling]]

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:30:20 GMT

Jeppo: winter cleaning

Main Page Messages

Jeppo — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:47:02 GMT

Jeppo: /* Special Cases */ Ever and more buttons, ever and more buttons, ever and more buttons!

[[Image:Main Page Message.PNG|thumb|225px|Precursor to sbemail podcast]]
The '''Main Page messages''' alert visitors to what's new at [[homestarrunner.com]]. They appear at the top right of most [[Main Pages]], and generally change color (and sometimes wording) when rolled over or clicked. They sometimes appear early on Monday morning to let people know that a new toon or Strong Bad Email will be released [[New Toon Soon|by the end of the day]]. This is a record of those messages.
{{clear}}
===Reused===
<table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse">
<tr>
<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
|-
| email soon || ||Email Menu (sometimes) || green || Often used if an email will be released before the end of the week or day. On March 12, 2007, it linked to a [[404'd]] page which was later replaced with a near-complete version of [[your funeral]]. The message was used on April 9, 2007 to link to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]].
|-
| new answering machine || || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] Version X.2 || light blue|| Used for new Marzipan's Answering Machine.
|-
| new sbemail a-comin' || || || green || Occasionally used if an email will be released late Monday.
|-
| new strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Most common message.
|-
| strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Used if something else, like a new toon or short, is released one week after a Strong Bad Email's release date. During some weeks it is not seen at all.
|-
| sbemail podcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || light grey || Once changed to "sbemails on ipod!" Since early 2006, it is always posted last before the message cycle starts again every week.
|-
| teen girl squad! || || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #X || pink || Used for new Teen Girl Squad issues.
|-
| new holiday toon || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]].
|-
| halloween toon! || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween Toons]].
|-
| new toon soon || || [[New Stuff]] || blue || Used if a new toon or, sometimes, a new short is going to be released late.
|-
| new short toon! || || || red || Used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]].
|-
| new short! || || || red || Another one used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]].
|-
| new main page || || || orange || Used for new main pages.
|-
| quote of the month! || quote of the day! || [[Quote of the Week]] Popup || || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons. Note that when rolled over, the button read "quote of the week!"
|-
| weekly fanstuff || || [[Weekly Fanstuff]] Popup || yellow || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons
|-
| sketchbook || || [[Sketchbook]] Popup || red || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons
|-
| sbemails on ipod! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used before the what's new button was changed to "sbemail podcast!".
|-
| short toon soon! || || || red || Used when a new short will be released soon.
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>
{{incomplete list}}

===Special Cases===
<table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse">
<tr>
<td valign="top">
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
|-
| new fan costumes! || || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || black/orange ||
|-
| new dvd! || || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] || gold || Release of Everything Else, Volume 2
|-
| marshmallow commercial || || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || light blue ||
|-
| 3 new home pages || || [[Main Page 11]] || brown || Posted when main pages [[Main Page 9|9]], [[Main Page 10|10]], and [[Main Page 11|11]] came out.
|-
| pop quiz || || [[Homestar Quiz]] || orange ||
|-
| baby trogdors are back! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || blue || Baby clothes are back in stock.
|-
| trogdor baby clothes || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || gold || To advertise the new baby clothes.
|-
| trogdor's 3rd birthday || || [[Happy Trogday]] || indigo ||
|-
| 10 years shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar's 10th Birthday Shirt]] || yellow || Advertising new 10th anniversary tshirt.
|-
| deck toon || || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || red || Button was renamed after toon's debut week.
|-
| 10 years! || || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || blue || Meant to inform people about the 10th anniversary toon.
|-
| kid speedy version 1.new! || || [[Kid Speedy]] || light blue || Meant to inform people that a new version of kid speedy has been released.
|-
| Duck Guardian || || [[Duck Guardian One]] || orange ||
|-
| dungeon man 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange ||
|-
| super brave!! || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange ||
|-
| these kids rule || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange || Renamed the week after Super Brave was released.
|-
| snow globe || || [[Snow Globe]] || red ||
|-
| biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || yellow ||
|-
| more biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || yellow ||
|-
| new biz cas fri! || || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || light blue ||
|-
| sign up for h*r updates || || updates@homestarrunner.com || purple || Put up to let people sign up to be informed of new updates on Homestar Runner. [[The Brothers Chaps]] do not check this anymore.
|-
| puppet thingie || || [[Labor Dabor]] || orange ||
|-
|get ye flask shirt! || || [[HRStore:getyeflask.html|Get Ye Flask t-shirt]] || Black || Informs people of a new shirt at the [[Store]].
|-
| 2nd set of figurines!! || || [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurines]] || orange ||
|-
| dungeonman 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange || Meant to inform people of a new game that had been released.
|-
| strong bad puppet || || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || yellow ||
|-
| puppetween || || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || black ||
|-
| old timey halloween || || [[That A Ghost]] || white ||
|-
| workin as fast as we can || || || orange || Meant to inform people that the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|2005 Halloween toon]] was in production.
|-
| it's still halloween || in certain time zones || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || || The 2005 Halloween toon was released after midnight of Oct. 31, Atlanta time.
|-
| Coach Z shirt! || || [[Coach Z]] shirt || green ||
|-
| strong bad email? || || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || green || Posted the week after the [[Compy]] got shotgunned in the email [[virus]].
|-
| support the municipality || we're onto you || Popup Poster download || dark grey || Released after [[disconnected]] with the other Weeklies.
|-
| nothing else! || || || blue || Displayed along with "new sbemail" on Jan. 8, 2006, which had been the only update in the past month.
|-
| atlanta fans click here! || || || white || Regarding [[Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival - 22 October 2005|Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival]]. Posted on Oct. 20, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Thursday, October 20, 2005|here]].
|-
| h*r at dragoncon! || || || light grey || Regarding DragonCon '05. Posted on Aug. 31, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Wednesday, August 31, 2005|here]].
|-
| hey, a new toon!! || || [[Cool Things]] || light orange ||
|-
| old shirts going away || || || || Referring to Homestar Classic and Homestar Running T-shirts. Posted on July 24, 2005.
|-
| new short shortly || || || grey || Posted before the release of [[Senorial Day]].
|-
| senorial day! || || [[Senorial Day]] || orange ||
|-
| sbemail150?!? || || [[Sbemail150?!?]] || purple || Put up the week before [[Strong Bad Email]] [[alternate universe|#150]] was released
|-
| king of town toon! || || [[senior prom]] || || Titled as a joke; button later changed to regular "strong bad email" button.
|-
| april fool's thing! || || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || blue || The toon it links to was originally put on the main page for [[Holidays|April Fools]].
|-
| new game prieview! || || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || dark blue || linked to the teaser for [[Peasant's Quest]].
|-
| peasant's quest! || || [[Peasant's Quest]] || dark brown ||
|-
| super bowl halftime! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Posted at the halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.
|-
| peasant's quest trailer! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Renamed the week after the toon was released.
|-
| decemberween in july! || || [[Decemberween In July]] || red ||
|-
| new sbemail part one! || || retirement A || green || Announced the release of part one of [[retirement]].
|-
| new sbemail part two! || || retirement B || green || Announced the release of part two of [[retirement]]. (note that the message linking to the combined version simply read "Strong Bad Email."
|-
| short shorts! || || [[Summer Short Shorts]]|| ||
|-
| weclome back! || || [[Weclome Back]]|| ||The first new toon in about a month.
|-
| back to our roots! || || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|| ||The first toon in 9 years animated with Mario Paint.
|-
| holiday toon a-brewin || || || blue || Used shortly before [[Let us give TANKS!]] was released.
|-
| D'ween shorts! || || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || red ||
|-
| thanksgiving toon || || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || red || Posted one week after the toon's debut.
|-
| pumpkin stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || black ||
|-
| missing lappy || || [[Lappynapped!]] || black || Took viewers to the teaser for [[retirement]].
|-
| holiday savings! || || [[Decemberween]] 2006 sale|| dark blue ||
|-
| sbemails return next week! || || || green || Posted January 15, 2007 to herald the end of the holiday break.
|-
| teen girl squadcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used instead of "sbemail podcast!" the first time a Teen Girl Squad podcast was made.
|-
| cool new poster! || || [[Store]] || blue ||
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| new DVD!! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] || white ||
|-
| cheat plush sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Kick_The_Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] Valentine's Day sale || blue ||
|-
| dvd combo sale! || || [[Everything Else]] DVD combo || indigo ||
|-
| 10% off sale! || || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] || orange || Posted for the semi-annual 10% off sale in the store.
|-
| new cartoon! || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Note that for about two weeks, the message continued to claim the video was "new."
|-
| drive thru! || || [[Drive Thru]] || red || Renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| wii owners! || || [[Viidelectrix]], though indirectly || dark red || Posted January 29, 2007 to announce [[Viidelectrix|new Wii versions of games.]] It opens an on-screen message directing visitors to [http://www.videlectrix.com/vii http://www.videlectrix.com/vii]. (It didn't work on Main Pages 22 or 23).
|-
| kot toon! || || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || red || Posted one week after the toon's release.
|-
| cardgage shirt! || || [[Senor Cardgage]] shirt || indigo ||
|-
| pistols for pandas shirt! || || [[Pistols For Pandas]] T-shirt || indigo ||
|-
| hoodies clearance! || || [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|Hooded Sweatshirt]] clearance || indigo ||
|-
| poopsmith baby clothes || || [[The Poopsmith]] Baby Clothes || brown ||
|-
| trogdor for wii! || || [[Viidelectrix]] || red || Posted when wii versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] were released.
|-
| 2 many knives || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Part of the rap song that [[Crack Stuntman]] sings in the toon has "Kids don't play with too many knives" in the lyrics; the message was renamed about two weeks after the toon's debut.
|-
| sbemail 169 lost scene! || || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || yellow ||
|-
| pandas are back! || || [[Pistols for Pandas]] shirt || blue || Posted after more shirts were made
|-
| new big toon! || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red ||
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| dna evidence || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
|-
| new sbemail dvd! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] || orange ||
|-
| you reek-a shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_you_reeka|You Reek-A! T-Shirt]] || blue ||
|-
| one two, one two! || || [[One Two, One Two]] || yellow || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
|-
| strong bad sale! || || [[Strong Bad]] sale at the [[Store]] || blue ||
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| date nite! || || [[Date Nite]] || red ||
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| 10% off sale! || || 10% off sale at the Store || orange ||
|-
| takin' a baby break || || Announcing a short break, linked to a popup message || baby blue || Posted after [[Jackie Chapman]]'s new baby was born.
|-
| ever and more! || || [[Ever and More!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
|}
</td>
</tr>
</table>
{{incomplete list}}

== External Links ==

*[[HR:newbutton.swf|View the Flash file for Main Page Messages]]

[[Category:Regular Updates]]

One Two, One Two

Jeppo — Mon, 28 May 2007 22:04:16 GMT

Jeppo: /* Remarks */ typo

[[Image:One Two.png|thumb|"One, two, one, two...."]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Outer Space]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 28, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 1:33

'''Page Title:''' Lookout World!

==Transcript==

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... ''{continues in background}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{noises from the whatsit}''

''{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding various objects into sausages}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Ah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith.}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{noises from the whatsit}''

''{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I go! ''{pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''

''{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two...

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}''

''{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm ''dancin''! ''Dancin''! Homsar solo!

''{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!

''{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{guitar riff}''

''{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like a motorcade! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! ''{sound effects stop}'' ''{out of key}'' You can meet me down at the arcade! ''{no longer singing}'' Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. ''{taps the brush he is holding}'' Is this thing broken?

''{fade out}''

''{The MixMastah 800 appears, allowing the user to turn on any combination of effects and alter their audio output. Initially, only Bubs' effect turned on.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Motorcade|motorcade]] is a procession of cars leading a VIP, usually a political figure, down a main road.
===Trivia===
*The items Bubs grinds into sausages include a [[steak]], a tennis ball, and [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]].

===Remarks===
*Homestar doesn't saying "one, two" in time with his walking in some parts.
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but it was removed within a few minutes of release.
*The MixMasta 800 has a much higher sound quality than the short preceding it.

===Goofs===
*At one point, during a cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z, the score on the scoreboard changes from 12 to 2 for a single frame before changing to 13.
**When it is 13, it just barely sticks out of the box.
*In the MixMastah, when Pom Pom is turned on and no one else is, The Poopsmith's effect can be heard in the background.
*In the short and the MixMastah 800, Strong Bad wears a different shower cap than in the toon itself.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but clicking it would cause all the sounds from the MixMastah to continue playing with the replayed toon. This was fixed with the removal of the "Again?" button.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Sketchbook060727.png|thumb|Keep on Trucking!]]
*Homestar Runner's animation is based on a [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-07-27|Weekly Sketchbook]] image, and was previously shown at the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech talk]]. A graffiti image of Coach Z seen behind Strong Sad was also from a Sketchbook image.
*The starry backround in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in [[ghosts]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Homestar walks references the iconic [http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/truckin.html "Truckin'"] images by [[Wikipedia:Robert Crumb|Robert Crumb]].
* The 'Fightin' Coach Z's' logo resembles [[Wikipedia:Notre Dame|Notre Dame]]'s 'Fighting Irishman' logo

== External Links ==
* [[HR:onetwo.html|watch "One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwo.swf|view the Flash file for "One Two"]]
* [[Forum:11543|forum thread re: "One Two"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

One Two, One Two

Jeppo — Mon, 28 May 2007 22:03:48 GMT

Jeppo: /* Remarks */ Sound quality better at end?

[[Image:One Two.png|thumb|"One, two, one, two...."]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Outer Space]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 28, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 1:33

'''Page Title:''' Lookout World!

==Transcript==

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... ''{continues in background}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{noises from the whatsit}''

''{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Gah!

''{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding various objects into sausages}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Ah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith.}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{noises from the whatsit}''

''{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I go! ''{pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''

''{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two...

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}''

''{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm ''dancin''! ''Dancin''! Homsar solo!

''{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!

''{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{guitar riff}''

''{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like a motorcade! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! ''{sound effects stop}'' ''{out of key}'' You can meet me down at the arcade! ''{no longer singing}'' Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. ''{taps the brush he is holding}'' Is this thing broken?

''{fade out}''

''{The MixMastah 800 appears, allowing the user to turn on any combination of effects and alter their audio output. Initially, only Bubs' effect turned on.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Motorcade|motorcade]] is a procession of cars leading a VIP, usually a political figure, down a main road.
===Trivia===
*The items Bubs grinds into sausages include a [[steak]], a tennis ball, and [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]].

===Remarks===
*Homestar doesn't saying "one, two" in time with his walking in some parts.
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but it was removed within a few minutes of release.
*The MixMasta 800 has a much higher sound quality the the short preceding it.

===Goofs===
*At one point, during a cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z, the score on the scoreboard changes from 12 to 2 for a single frame before changing to 13.
**When it is 13, it just barely sticks out of the box.
*In the MixMastah, when Pom Pom is turned on and no one else is, The Poopsmith's effect can be heard in the background.
*In the short and the MixMastah 800, Strong Bad wears a different shower cap than in the toon itself.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but clicking it would cause all the sounds from the MixMastah to continue playing with the replayed toon. This was fixed with the removal of the "Again?" button.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Sketchbook060727.png|thumb|Keep on Trucking!]]
*Homestar Runner's animation is based on a [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-07-27|Weekly Sketchbook]] image, and was previously shown at the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech talk]]. A graffiti image of Coach Z seen behind Strong Sad was also from a Sketchbook image.
*The starry backround in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in [[ghosts]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Homestar walks references the iconic [http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/truckin.html "Truckin'"] images by [[Wikipedia:Robert Crumb|Robert Crumb]].
* The 'Fightin' Coach Z's' logo resembles [[Wikipedia:Notre Dame|Notre Dame]]'s 'Fighting Irishman' logo

== External Links ==
* [[HR:onetwo.html|watch "One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwo.swf|view the Flash file for "One Two"]]
* [[Forum:11543|forum thread re: "One Two"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

Jeppo — Sun, 13 May 2007 22:45:40 GMT

Jeppo: /* Transcript */ writing Homestar's full name

[[Image:dween scc.PNG|thumb|Eh! Steve's mouth explodes the universe]]

The [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] gang do their usual crazy things on [[Decemberween]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Sherlock]], [[The Worm]], [[The Wheelchair]], {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], [[Ready For Primetime]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:34

'''Page Title:''' The Sweet Cuppin Cakes Pops Orchestra featuring Eh! Steve!

== Transcript ==
''{The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes logo appears against a pink background. It disappears for an instant, then a title saying: Cactus Coffee and the No Tell Motel appears. It is then flooded from the bottom by a black liquid-like substance, which turns into a night sky. The camera pans down to the normal Sweet Cuppin' Cakes tableau. Sherlock and The Worm are present.}''

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''THE WORM:''' Up, down... Up, down... Up... ''{sounds like "uhh, yah" in a Strong Sad-like voice}''

''{Sherlock jumps up, then bites The Worm and starts pulling.}''

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{grunting}''

''{Sherlock pulls out a pot that flips end-over-end and lands on top of him. The Wheelchair appears and pops the lid off the pot.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' Mmm-mmm! Berled holiday cabbage!

''{Eh! Steve slowly rises out of pot, covered in Christmas tree ornaments.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' Eh! Steve, get your sassy-frass out my berled holiday cabbage!

''{Eh! Steve! jumps into the air, and the scene freezes. His mouth starts shining, and rises into the air.}''

'''EH! STEVE!'S MOUTH:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Eh! Steve's mouth disappears; Gothic blackletter reading "EH! STEVE!" appears and drifts back down toward Earth.}''

'''THE WORM:''' ''{cartoonish Mexican accent}'' Is a miracle.

''{Words "IS A MIRACLE" appear from The Worm's cartoonishly large mouth.}''

''{Keyboard Strong Bad pops into existence and plays Jingle Bells. Everyone starts dancing.}''

''{Cut to a scene of Strong Mad's "Ready For Primetime" 'brow style dancing. Then cut to Strong Bad and Homestar at Homestar's house watching the show on TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Didn't I invent this cartoon?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I think so.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then how come I can't understand a lick of it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's not to understand? ''{Strong Bad turns to Homestar.}'' Eh! Steve!'s mouth exploded the universe, and that blond guy did a tiny, tiny dance.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Oh, right. The true meaning of Decemberween.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah yeah; right right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pff. Whatever. I'm-a go "re-nog."

''{Strong Bad holds up a half-empty glass of eggnog and leaves the room. The scene dims, the back button appears. After a few seconds:}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Will you turn the lights back on when you come back in?

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Strong Bad mentions [[Wikipedia: Eggnog|eggnog]], a drink popular during the holiday season.
*"Sassyfrass" refers to [[Wikipedia:sassafrass|sassafrass]].

===Trivia===
*It is believed that [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]’s head is a [[Wikipedia:VL-Tone|Casio VL-Tone]], but the song at the end of the Toon is played on a Casio playtime-keyboard.
*If you look under the TV, you can see three [[Joy of Painting]] tapes.
*When the pot falls on Sherlock it makes the same noise when the [[Heavy Lourde]] falls on someone.

===Goofs===
*After Eh! Steve!'s mouth explodes, the "berled" holiday cabbage is mysteriously gone, and the worm is back in the hole, even though Sherlock had pulled him out at the beginning of the show. However, given the nature of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes universe, it's possible that such unexplained inconsistencies are within the normal course of events.

===Inside References===
*Ready For Primetime first appeared in [[haircut]].
*The episode name, "Cactus Coffee and the No-Tell Motel," may refer to Strong Bad's mention in the email [[crazy cartoon]] that the name of a "crazy cartoon" has nothing to do with the cartoon itself.

===Fast Forward===
*When Keyboard Strong Bad presses the demo button on his head, the first few notes before Jingle Bells starts playing are the same notes used when Strong Bad sings "Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding Dear Strong Bad" at the beginning of Strong Bad Email #163 [[what I want]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mike, I gotta admit to you that this show creeps me out.

'''MIKE:''' Are you scared yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm very scared.

'''MIKE:''' The music alone gets me a little bit jibblie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I get— Don't even bring them up, 'cause they'll take over. So, all right: The worm... okay, got him...

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sherlock, they call this guy?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Sherlock.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The cowcopter?

'''MIKE:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' The cowcopter, yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now... So, did that worm... make— That worm was cooking Eh! Steve, for... for Decemberween?

'''MIKE:''' You, you can't really think about this in these cartoons, these European cartoons, very much.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Though I just— I thought ''I'' made up this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' Nah, well, this, it might—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Euro Strong Bad?

'''MIKE:''' It might be Canadian. I'm not sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the Film Board of Canada?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' They make some weird stuff.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' Yeah.

''{As Keyboard Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh look, there's the old uh, I got one right here in my hand, listen!

''{Clicking noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are the keys, me running my hand over the keys of my Casio VL—

'''MIKE:''' You can't play it because it's ''broken''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, which is no good. It works, you can use the calculator on it. Thank God...

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' That a keyboard has a calculator...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Oh, and look! It's the uh, what's he called? Not Ready For Prime—

'''MIKE:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Not Ready—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's say it together.

'''MIKE:''' Not Ready For Primetime!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Not Ready For Prime-a Time-a!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, high five.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Clinko!

''{Short pause}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I got my Arby's collector’s mug here. Cup. Glass.

'''MIKE:''' Whose house is that at, with the—

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want— I'm not gonna talk about it.

'''MIKE:''' You were over at Homestar's house, weren't you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stutters, trying to defend himself}''

'''MIKE:''' Spending Christmas Eve... Watching ''spaecials''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was a little spaecial. It was a spatial relationship. Between me and Homestar.

===Fun Facts===
*The pronounciation of the word special is a reference to [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]], where Little Girl pronounces it the same way.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:dween_cakes.html|watch "Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"]]
*[[HR:dween_cakes.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"]]

{{Decemberween In July}}

{{subtitlesLinks|dween cakes}}

[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

That a Ghost

Jeppo — Sat, 12 May 2007 23:36:22 GMT

Jeppo: /* Easter Eggs */ consistant with transcript above

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|oldtimeyween|Decemberween In July|Halloween Fairstival}}
[[Image:thataghost.png|thumb|"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"]]

The Old-Timey characters seek a reward for the capture of a ghost.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Fat Dudley}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Sneak}}, {{Film|Strong Man}}, [[The Guys]], {{Film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}}, [[Old-Timey Ghost]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]] (Old-Timey), [[The Old Pietimer Place]], [[Punkin Patch]], [[Cholera Acres Cemetary]]

'''Page Title:''' Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy!

'''Date:''' October 18, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:44

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==

''{The following titles appear:}''
{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
|-
| align=center |THE HOMESTAR RUNNER<br />
<br />
IN<br />
<br />
A "SCARY"<br/>
CAR-TOON
|}

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
"That A Ghost"

Presented in Grand Old<br />
Sound-O-Vision

copyright 1937
|}

''{Open to Old-Timey Marzipan with a plate of bones on the table}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We haven't eaten in weeks.

''{The camera zooms out to reveal The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley standing behind Old-Timey Marzipan.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guess what I read in the news-papper today.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' I can't guess.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost.

''{Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan. The screen flickers for a brief moment.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' You read that a ghost what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{cut to closeup}'' I read that a ghost is.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{cut to wide shot}'' You read that a ghost is what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telescope. You can see the three characters in the telescope's reflection. The camera pans along the telescope to reveal that nobody is watching it on the other end. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, standing nearby reading a newspaper.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{The Sneak wiggles his nose}''

''{Danger music. Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in front of a gate signed 'Pietimer'. A spooky house can be seen in the background.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's check out the old Pietimer place.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We should split up.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We can do more damage that way.

''{They walk in. Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan with a teacup on a table.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{lifts the teacup}'' Under here?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, who is looking at a bookshelf full of books with ghost-related titles, and one book titled 'A Goodtime Story'.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.

''{He removes 'A Goodtime Story'. He opens the book with a POOF!, and a moth flies out.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just a moth. ''{He tries to eat the moth, but it flies away.}'' Dernit!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Marzipan looking under a plate.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Under here? ''{Spiders run out.}''

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner walking past a set of portraits. The portrait on the left, marked "Mr. Pietimer", appears to be watching him.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious. ''{He lifts it off the wall, revealing two one-eyed crows with a label reading "The Guys".}'' It's just two weird one-eyed crows. Aw, phooey!

''{Cut to Fat Dudley amidst some barrels, holding a cigar and raising a jug marked 'XXX'. The Homestar Runner pops out of a barrel.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

''{Cut to outside the house. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley are standing inside the gate.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.

''{Cut to Cholera Acres Cemetary, then to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak in front of a grave. The gravestone reads "Eustice Pietimer (skinflint and junk codger)".}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Listen smoothly, The Sneak. ''{The Sneak stands up on his hind legs.}'' We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!

''{Cut to Strong Man holding a shovel.}''

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{Cut back to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak. The Sneak moves his nose.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' What what? Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel. It's my newest invention! Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.

''{Cut to Strong Man, who is now tapping his foot on another grave in time to The Homestar Runner's dance music. The tombstone reads "Unmarked Grave (Son of Mark Grave)". Old-Timey Bubs's head comes up out of the grave.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' ''{wheezily}'' Would you please keep it down?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in the Punkin Patch.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' The Homestar Runner, I'm ''{slowly and in an exaggerated manner}'' suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{in the same slow and exaggerated manner}'' But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-''SUH''-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{smiles}'' Hooray!

''{Cut back to Cholera Acres Cemetary. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley enter and meet Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak, who have dug up the grave of Eustice Pietimer.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Where's the ghost?

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.

''{Sickly Sam rises out of the grave and floats above it.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's no ghost. That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.

'''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{soft voice}'' I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Criminy crickets! Foiled again!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then where's the real ghost?

''{A black-cloaked ghost with spindly arms fades in, floating above the tombstones and making a motorcycle-like noise.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes bulging}'' Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. ''{Rather than screaming, he merely "says" his scream. His skin falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Wa-a-a-a-a-a! ''{Also "saying" his scream. His skin also falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

''{Cut back to the ghost, which fades away, then to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Marzipan (who has also turned into a skeleton.}''

'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' At least we'll never go hungry again.

'''SKELETAL THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cept for Fat Dudley. ''{Cut to skeletal Fat Dudley, who is 'eating' a shoe with a soup spoon, with a jug labeled 'XXX' nearby.}'' He's livin' the high life.

'''SKELETAL FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{makes musical noises}''

''{Transition accompanied with closing music, to:}''

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
THE END
|}

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "D" in "THE END" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad shopping for gold pants.

:''{Show Old-Timey Strong Bad's skeleton in the "Men's Slacks" section of a clothing store. He is trying to pull up a pair of pants, but they repeatedly fall down. Strong Man's skeleton is in the background.}''<br>

:'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=skinflint skinflint] is a person who would save, gain, or extort money by any means.
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=codger codger] is a mildly eccentric and usually elderly fellow.
*[[Wikipedia:Corn pone|Corn pone]] is a bread-like dish made from corn meal that is traditionally fried in butter, lard or bacon grease. It's a popular food in the southern United States.

===Trivia===
*This is the first cartoon featuring the "[[Old-Timey]]" characters in the far-flung year of 1937.
*This is Sickly Sam's first appearance where he does not "die".
*27 cents in 1937 are worth roughly $3.50 in 2004, when the toon came out.
*The books on the bookshelf are titled:
**Dead Things Book One
**Ghostly Measures
**Creepy Stories for Toddlers
**The Haunted Jacuzzi
**27 Cent Ghosties
**The Ghost In My Pocket
**Creepiness, Oh My!
**There Is A Ghost In This Book
**A Goodtime Story ''(The Homestar Runner chooses this book)''
**Banshees, Indeed!
**Ghastly Monsters
**Zombies Are Cool

====Skeletons====
The skeletons of most of the characters were seen when the ghost literally scared them out of their skins. (The Sneak's skeleton is not seen in the toon.) See also: [[Old-Timey Other Costumes]].

'''The Homestar Runner'''
*His foot bones are the same shape as his shoes.

'''Old-Timey Marzipan'''
*Her ponytails have bones in them.
*Marzipan's skeleton also reveals that her "skirt" has its own skeletal structure. This is in agreement with [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]], where contemporary Marzipan wore jeans with a hole near the hem, and skin was visible underneath.

'''Fat Dudley'''
*He has hands, but no arms.
*Fat Dudley's skeleton also shows that he is not fat, but rather big-boned.

'''Old-Timey Strong Bad'''
*His mustache has bones in it.
*Strong Bad's skeleton also shows that his shoes have bones, or at the very least that his feet are shoe-shaped.
*His hands look like his "gentleman's sports gloves", which proves that he doesn't just wear them; those are really what his hands look like. The same would then apply to modern-day Strong Bad's boxing gloves, and maybe even his mask, which is consistent with his response in the email [[some kinda robot]].
*Similarly, his foot bones are the same shape as his shoes.
*He has no visible mouth; it may be behind his mustache, which moves when he talks.
*There is a crack in his skull showing exposed brain.

'''Strong Man'''
*His shoulders are part of his skull.
*His lower jaw is much narrower than the rest of his skull, and his jaw is noticeably off center.
*His pelvis is as wide as his skull.

===Remarks===
*The stylish jig is the first time the Strong Man has moved his legs. In previous appearances he moved by bouncing from one foot to the other.
*Based on the tombstones in Cholera Acres Cemetary, Sir Rondello Shmallow could be [[Mr. Shmallow]]'s full name.
*The theme for Old-Timey Strong Bad is different from that of his previous appearances.
*The Homestar Runner's voice isn't as scratchy and Fat Dudley's voice is deeper than in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]].
*Fat Dudley has no arm bones, yet he was able to reach his plate with the spoon.
*Assuming that this toon takes place in October 31, 1937, [[Wikipedia:John D. Rockefeller|John D. Rockefeller]] would already be dead for 5 months.
*Although Sickly Sam comes out of a grave, the tombstone reads "Eustice Pietimer", meaning he was in the grave with a corpse or previously took the corpse out.

===Goofs===
*The two one-eyed crows' eyeballs do not match up with the painting after the painting is removed.
*When Fat Dudley smokes a cigar in the Old Pietimer Place, the smoke abruptly disappears when he waves it around and then appears again when it's still.

===Inside References===
*The page title, "Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!” is taken from an interview with [[Matt Chapman]] in which he says this line as [[Homsar]]. The interview can be seen [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html here].
*The Homestar Runner's eyes ballooning up in fright is similar to The Cheat in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*One of the gravestones reads, "Sir Rondello Shmallow 'Look Lively?'" This is a reference to the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] toon, in which he says many times, "Look lively!!!"
*Strong Man dancing on Old Timey Bubs's grave may be a reference to one of the backgrounds in [[Dancin' Bubs]], in which Bubs is dancing on "YOUR GRAVE".
*Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch, another appearance of [[Alcohol|alcohol]].

===Real-World References===
*The Old Pietimer Place looks inspired by the house from [[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock|Alfred Hitchcock's]] masterpiece, [[Wikipedia:Psycho|Psycho]].
*The quote "[http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/20017/ghost05.wav let's split up, we can do more damage that way]" is a reference to the 1984 film ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.
*The Homestar Runner says the "news-papper" is offering a reward of 27 cents. This may have come from an old ''[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0054524/ Rocky and Bullwinkle]'' show when [[Wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocky]] offers a 27-cent reward for the capture of the Boxtop Bandit.
*Fat Dudley eating the shoe may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Charlie Chaplin|Charlie Chaplin's]] ''[[IMDB:tt0015864|The Gold Rush]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*'Cory' appears again on [[Main Page 22]] as part of the "Downloads" sequence.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
{{sectionstub}}
== External Links ==
*[[HR:oldtimeyween.html|watch "That A Ghost"]]
*[[HR:oldtimeyween.swf|view the Flash file for "That A Ghost"]]
*[[Forum:1061|forum thread re: "That A Ghost"]]

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[[Category:Old-Timey]][[Category:Halloween]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:21:27 GMT

Jeppo: /* GrinFactor 2007 */

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:20:37 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */ New best quote!

User talk:Jeppo

Jeppo — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:13:53 GMT

Jeppo: /* Yeehaw for B-Days! */ reply

== A la [[do over]] ==

No way are you getting any fish crackers out of me! But I will give you that "pat" on the "back"... NICE! JOB! DOING! ALL! THE! WEEKLY! IMAGES! They can be tricky. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Thanks! At least I know I'm not messing up the wiki! --[[User:Jeppo|Jeppo]] 23:02, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
::Nope, you're doin' quite a nice job. =) Keep up the good work, eh? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Signature ==
The usual trick to get sigs looking nice is to put it somewhere like [[User:Jeppo/sig]], then you can put <code><nowiki>{{User:Jeppo/sig}}</nowiki></code> in the signature box in the prefs. That way it looks right, but doesn't put all that in the page when you sign. Have a look at [[Help:Signature]]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:10, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:Ahh! So that's how you do it! Thanks! (Hopefully this will work now...) {{User:Jeppo/sig}} 10:14, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

== Audio solution ==

If you can't hear anything from the comupter, have you seen our [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitles]] project? Might help you pass the time ;) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:48, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yes I have seen it, though I have to be honest I am a bit sceptical in installing this 'greasemonkey' thing, since I've never heard of it before. Is it safe to install? If it is I might just give it a try. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 22:48, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's entirely safe by my experience. And the people doing toe coding are even more sensitive to security than you or I. Try it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:51, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Doesn't matter. I've fixed the no sound problem and now I can hear everything again. Thanks anyway. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 23:00, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Summary` ==

If I had made [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Until_Next_Time...&curid=26348&diff=364515&oldid=364503 that edit], I'd have summarized "reword as this is more common". If it's a worthwhile edit, there's a way to explain it in the summary! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
:Ah, right. OK, then. I'll remember that in the future. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 10:47, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

== Word count ==

Can you really count the Dancing Brothers? It's not clear that they're the ones singing when they come out and dance. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:43, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm... Well I've watched the toon again and this time I've noticed that The Dancing Brothers weren't moving their lips during the song. I didn't notice that before. I just assumed they were singing it. Well, according to bullet point No. 2, they can't be credited with the words. Thanks for spotting that, Jay. I'll take them off straight away. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 23:30, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

== Experimental Film ==

I'm pretty sure the whole song is sung by Linnell... {{User:Phlip/sig}}
:Changed. Thanks for that! -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 22:22, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

== Yeehaw for B-Days! ==

Finally! What took ya so long?! : ) {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 22:54, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
:My birthday was actually a month ago. I just forgot to update it! -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 18:13, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:51:44 GMT

Jeppo: I've grown a year!

Talk:Office Computer

Jeppo — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:49:49 GMT

Jeppo: /* Corpy NT6 */ Office Computer same as Corpy?

==Corpy NT6==
Now that the [[Corpy NT6]] has appeared, this page is kinda obsolete. Should it be merged with [[Corpy NT6]]? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:51, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
:Methinks so. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:56, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
::How do you know the Office Computer and the Corpy NT6 is the same computer? The Office Computer exploded in [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] and was never seen again (the computer seen in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] could have been the Corpy since we didn't see a view of it from the front). -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 17:49, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Taser the Gnome for Low Rates!

Jeppo — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:32:42 GMT

Jeppo: correction

[[Image:Taser gnome.PNG|thumb|Taser the Gnome!]]
The '''Taser the Gnome Game''' is a [[Games|game]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[from work]]. The object of the game is to click the gnome as many times as possible, to get the highest score. You score 50 points each time you taser the gnome. Occasionally, you will see advertisements for an [[Wikipedia:Xbox|Xbox]], an [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]], or a [[Wikipedia:PlayStation Portable|PlayStation Portable]]. The game is a parody of online banner ads that urge you to play a short game in order to get a prize. The bar on the right side is a reference to all the banner ads that encourage you to click on your state to get low mortgage rates.

Apparently, [[Strong Bad]] tasered the gnome ten times.

[[Category:Games]]

from work

Jeppo — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:11:22 GMT

Jeppo: ridding annoying space

{{sbenav|169}}
[[Image:from work.png|thumb|"D'wanna know what ''my'' dream job would be?"]]

Strong Bad answers an email from work.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[The Office]]

{{Comp|Corpy NT6}}

'''Date:''' April 9, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:24

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==
''{Close-up of the lower half of Strong Bad's face. He holds his hand over his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voce}'' Shhh! Shut up, you guys! I'm checkin' email from work today, and I can't let The Man know what I'm doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad typing on a computer with a grey monitor that reads "Corpy NT6"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.

''{Buzz noise. An error message with a picture of a hand blocking a basketball appears with the text "BLOCKED! Back to work, drone!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, man. They got everything blocked now. Even those awesome pop-up insurance ads with the cool mini-games in 'em. I tasered that gnome like ten times! ''{stops typing}'' Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware!

''{Strong Bad holds up a yellow 3.5" diskette with black spots; the label reads "Cheatware ver. 2.1" and has an ASCII drawing of The Cheat. He puts it in the computer. The text "Grandma Edgar's Corporate Firewall Get-Arounder" appears on the screen with a picture of an old woman and a brick wall. The screen changes to an animation of the old woman pole vaulting over the wall into an envelope.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nice work, pixo-Granny! Undermine those corporate oppressors on witcha bad self! ''{brings up email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div></div>
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
If you could have any job in the whole<br>
world, regardless of how much it pays, what<br>
would you have?<br>
From The Nitwon
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "The Nitwon" as "The Nittle One"}}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ask like I haven't told you guys a million times... ''{drumroll sounds; Strong Bad clears screen}'' I'd be a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space Whale Scrubber! ''{"tada" sound effect; the words "Space Whale Scrubber" flash in many colors}'' Cause  those are the ones that get to wear that glittery pantsuit and use a lazormop to scrub all the nudules and crudules off the whale's dorsal ridge! ''{Crickets chirp. Strong Bad looks around.}'' Umm, shouldn't we be seeing some of this by now?

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Baghh!

''{Cut to view of Bubs standing behind Strong Bad, who is facing him}''

'''BUBS:''' Sorry, Strong Bad! The suits had me install a firewall on your imagination! All that free thinking was wasting the company's cost money!

''{Close up of Strong Bad's face}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complaining about it a little bit more!

''{Back to view Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'd better get back to tasering that gnome! Err, I mean, upgrading the taser in that gnome! Server!

''{return to view of Strong Bad in front of the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I guess I could try and describe it using work approved methods. ''{clears screen, brings up a blank graph}'' Let's see: ''{types, the words appear in red above the graph}'' Why 2nd 2nd Assistant Space-Whale Scrubber is My Dream Job. Twenty percent pantsuit ''{a green bar comes up from the bottom of the graph with "20%" written on it and "pantsuit" written under it}'', seventeen percent space-whale proximity... ''{a shorter purple bar comes up with "17%" written on it and "space-whale proximity" written under it}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, cube neighbor!

''{Cut to Strong Sad looking at Strong Bad over the side of his cubicle}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My work staysh is asking me if I want to log off or log out. Which one do I choose?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Psss. Stupid temp. You don't know the difference between logging off and logging out?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, no. Back when I was in charge of the schwa sound at dictionary.com they used to...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Look, just hold down escape, control, tab, alt, both shifts, num lock and a little squeegly until your screen turns blue. Then, stare at it until your shift ends.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks!

''{Strong Sad Goes back down into his own cubicle. Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the Corpy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay. Back to the, back to the sbemail. Let's talk about dorsal ridges!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna know what—

''{Cut to Homestar Runner behind Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''my'' dream job would be?.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I mean, no. I mean, no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be the guy—

'''Cut to a shot of blue sky with clouds}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''—that flies around ''{Homestar Runner falls onto and starts riding a large flying goldfish}'' on that fake plastic goldfish, painting the clouds with an oversized novelty toothbrush!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! How come your imagination's working?

''{cut back to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I got admin privileges! It helps when you're best friends with the Big Cheese!

''{Zoom out; Pom Pom is behind Homestar with sunglasses above his eyes and carrying a bicycle with the text "[...]IG CHEESE"}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agh! ''{jumps, turns around}'' The Big Cheese!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bends over with a sad look}'' Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Right away, sir. Hallelujah, sir. ''{Pom Pom and Homestar Runner begin to walk offscreen}'' I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.

''{Back to Strong Bad in front of the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind, Nitwit. Checking sbemails at the office is not worth the trouble. I dunno how all those bloggers do it. Oh well. I guess I'd better get back to woik.

''{Screen clears; a message appears saying "Would you like to:"; there are two buttons, one that says "Log off", one that says "Log out"}''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbles, typing noises}'' 'Scape... tab... sqyeegly... ''{with each type, a word appears onscreen: "esc.ctrl.tab.alt.shift.shift.numlock.~.<"}''

'''{Compy 386 startup sound; blue screen with the words "TEMP LOG OFF/OUT ERROR" and "Oh you are SOOOO not going to work here again!" comes up. The Paper comes down.}''

''{After about 7 seconds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, this is gonna be a long one. I haven't even taken my first sit-in-the-men's-room-and-play-Tetris-for-an-hour break yet.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Taser gnome.PNG|thumb|Low rates and percent signs]]
*Click on the [[Dullard]] when Strong Sad appears to bring up a Dullard comic.
*Click on "work" at the end after Strong Bad's comment to play "Tazer the Gnome For Low Rates."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Firewall|firewall]] is meant to protect a computer or network from viruses or spyware.
*A [[Wikipedia:Temporary work|temp]] is a short-term worker.
*A [[Wikipedia:Blog|blog]], or "weblog", is a journal-like user generated website.
*"Insurance games" is a reference to online advertisements from companies like LowerMyBills.com that feature Flash-based games which lead to the company's website when played.
*The screen turning blue is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:BSOD|blue screen of death]], a [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|windows]] system error screen.
*A [[Wikipedia:Schwa|schwa]] is a unstressed, neutral vowel, represented by an ə (an upside down e).
*The squiggly (~) is known as the [[Wikipedia:Tilde|tilde]].
*"Corpy" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of [[Wikipedia:Corporation|corporation]] and [[Compy 386|compy]].

===Remarks===
*Although released on a Monday, the characters are dressed as if it were [[other days|Business Casual Friday]].
*The sound made by the computer when the Cheatware disk is put in is the noise made by many old 5.25" floppy drives. This was also heard in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Peasant's Quest]], and [[Thy Dungeonman 3]].
*The tune to the opening email song that this email has is similar to that of [[trading cards]].

===Inside References===

*This is the fifth email running to mention [[DNA Evidence]].
*Strong Sad previously said "staysh" in [[Missing Lappy]].
*This is another program mentioning [[Edgar]].
*Using a lazormop to scrub all the nudules and crudules off the space whale's dorsal ridge is another example of [[Lasers]].
*The Low Rate ad is a reference to "low rates, percent signs" from [[Senor Mortgage]]

===Real-World References===
*[http://dictionary.reference.com Dictionary.com] includes the meanings of various words.
*The gnome in the Easter Egg references the [[Wikipedia:Travelocity|Travelocity]] gnome.
*Products advertised in the Easter Egg include a [[Wikipedia:XBox|Microsoft Xbox]], an [[Wikipedia:iPod Video|iPod Video]], and a [[Wikipedia:PlayStaion Portable|PlayStation Portable (PSP)]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]] is a video game created by [[Wikipedia:Alexey Pajitnov|Alexey Pajitnov]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|169|{{{2|11151}}}}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

DNA Evidence (running gag)

Jeppo — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:00:14 GMT

Jeppo: last one ain't an interrupted conversation!

[[Image:unnatural tea party.png|thumb|"...and that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!"]]

In five consecutive [[Strong Bad Emails]], characters have referred to '''DNA evidence'''. All such cases have occurred in places where no context could be discerned (and all but two is an [[Interrupted Conversations|interrupted conversation]]).

[[Wikipedia:DNA|Deoxyribonucleic acid]] (DNA) is a [[Wikipedia: Nucleic acid|nucleic acid]] that contains the genetic instructions for the development and functioning of living [[Wikipedia: Organism|organisms]]; this information being encoded on [[Wikipedia: Genome|genomes]] within the DNA itself. [[Wikipedia:Genetic fingerprinting|Genetic fingerprinting]], one example of [[Wikipedia: Forensic science#Applications and subdivisions of forensic science|forensic science deduction]], can use DNA evidence to distinguish between individuals of the same species using only samples of their DNA.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[strong badathlon]] — [[Marzipan]] believes the DNA evidence has been tampered with.
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Bad]] reveals that he was the one who tampered with the DNA evidence.
*Email [[the movies]] — A character in the movie says that when he returned, the DNA evidence was gone.
*Email [[your funeral]] — [[Homestar Runner]] comes home and Marzipan asks if he found the DNA evidence.
*Email [[from work]] — Homestar Runner tells [[Pom Pom]] that he'll have the DNA evidence on his desk by 5.

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Quote of the Week

Jeppo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:51:59 GMT

Jeppo: /* Quotes */ The singers never get a mention round 'ere!

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| 22 Feb 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/lifingforlove.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers)''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| 15 Feb 2007
|  [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''' (and the other girls): "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| 08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] (singers)''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| 01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| 18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a ''{stutters}'' clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| 11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| 21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| 14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| 07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| 30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| 09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| 12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| 25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| 18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| 07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] outtake

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What?]]

|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my<br>funniest word style<br>ever times that I've<br>said! Hope all is on<br>to it even more<br>lately! And I wish the<br>chicken & msg place<br>was open on<br>Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my<br>funniest word style<br>ever that I said! Hope<br>you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:33:02 GMT

Jeppo: /* GrinFactor 2007 */ unnatural made third!

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:29:41 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */ "Oh my cwap!

Weekly Fanstuff

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:58:41 GMT

Jeppo: lowecase

{{about|weekly updated fanstuff which began on January 27, 2004}} {{for|older fan material in the Museum|Fan Stuff}}

{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

'''Weekly Fanstuff''' are a collection of fan-submitted [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] projects and pictures. These are viewed by clicking on the ''F'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the fanstuff appearances in 2007.

If you press the "f" button rapidly, the caption of the fanstuff will move up the box. The more times you press it, the further the text will move.

''As of November 22nd, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:fanstuff.swf|Flash file]].''<br>

{{clear}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200px" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description
|-
|[[Image:Fanstuff020807.PNG|200px|Homestar skinnyplush]] || 02 Feb 2007 || homestar skinnyplush || A [[Homestar Runner]] plush toy.
|- 1d="WF-2007-02-01"
|[[Image:Fanstuff020107.png|200px|make your own playsets & toys!]] || 01 Feb 2007 || make your own playsets & toys! || The [[Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], and [[The Cheat]] [[Store Toys|figurines]] in a fan-made [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The caption refers to [[Cheat Commandos]].
|- id= "WF-2007-01-18"
|[[Image:Fanstuff011807.png|200px|i'm sad that i'm a diaper]] || 18 Jan 2007 || i'm sad that i'm a diaper || A diaper with [[Strong Sad]]'s face on it. The caption refers to a well-known line first said by [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Sad on [[Main Page 15]].
|- id= "WF-2007-01-11"
|[[Image:Fanstuff011107.png|200px|it's the trog trog b'loon]] || 11 Jan 2007 || it's the trog trog b'loon || A [[Trogdor]] balloon and its mirror image. The caption refers to a line in [[Fall Float Parade]].
|}

==See Also==
*[[Museum]]
*[[Fan Stuff]]

== External Links ==
*Click on the F on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent fanstuff.
*[[HR:fanstuff.swf|view the Flash file for the current fanstuff]]
[[Category:Fan Material]][[Category: Regular Updates]]
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H*R.com updates 2007

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:41:14 GMT

Jeppo: /* Thursday, February 8, 2007 */ inc. speech mark in link

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2007'''.

==Thursday, February 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-08|"King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-08|homestar skinnyplush]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-01|two handed style!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Toys]]

==Monday, February 5, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #166: [[unnatural]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, February 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-01|"Word booty!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-01|make your own playsets & toys!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-01|crushed by a cup of coffee]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[haircut]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#February 1, 2007|Valentine's Day Kick The Cheat sale]]

==Monday, January 29, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #165: [[strong badathlon]]

==Sunday, January 28, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon''
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''wii owners!''
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
| The guys at <span style="color:red">Videlectrix</span> have
|-
| reworked a few of your
|-
| favorite games to use on
|-
| your favorite Wave-Around
|-
| Controller Game System!
|-
| <br>
|-
| Point your Wii Browser here:
|-
|<span class="plainlinks hovul">[[videlectrix:vii/|<span style="color:red">www.videlectrix.com/vii/</span>]]</span>
|}
</blockquote>
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Viidelectrix]]

==Monday, January 22, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #164: [[looking old]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs|Scroll Button Song]]: "Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind."
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 22, 2007|Teen Girl Squad sale]]

==Sunday, January 21, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.

==Thursday, January 18, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-18|"I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-18|i'm sad that i'm a diaper]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-18|zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[technology]]

==Monday, January 15, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''sbemails return next week!''

==Sunday, January 14, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 14, 2007|Trogdor fourth birthday sale]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2006 to 2007 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass"]] main page).

==Thursday, January 11, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-11|"Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-11|it's the trog trog b'loon]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-11|fightgar in the whatsit]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[replacement]]

==Thursday, January 4, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 4, 2007|Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt and sweatshirt sale]]
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H*R.com updates 2007

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:40:29 GMT

Jeppo: hsr website update!

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2007'''.

==Thursday, February 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-08|King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-08|homestar skinnyplush]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-01|two handed style!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Toys]]

==Monday, February 5, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #166: [[unnatural]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, February 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-01|"Word booty!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-01|make your own playsets & toys!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-01|crushed by a cup of coffee]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[haircut]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#February 1, 2007|Valentine's Day Kick The Cheat sale]]

==Monday, January 29, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #165: [[strong badathlon]]

==Sunday, January 28, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon''
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''wii owners!''
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
| The guys at <span style="color:red">Videlectrix</span> have
|-
| reworked a few of your
|-
| favorite games to use on
|-
| your favorite Wave-Around
|-
| Controller Game System!
|-
| <br>
|-
| Point your Wii Browser here:
|-
|<span class="plainlinks hovul">[[videlectrix:vii/|<span style="color:red">www.videlectrix.com/vii/</span>]]</span>
|}
</blockquote>
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Viidelectrix]]

==Monday, January 22, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #164: [[looking old]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs|Scroll Button Song]]: "Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind."
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 22, 2007|Teen Girl Squad sale]]

==Sunday, January 21, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.

==Thursday, January 18, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-18|"I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-18|i'm sad that i'm a diaper]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-18|zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[technology]]

==Monday, January 15, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''sbemails return next week!''

==Sunday, January 14, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 14, 2007|Trogdor fourth birthday sale]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2006 to 2007 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass"]] main page).

==Thursday, January 11, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-11|"Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-11|it's the trog trog b'loon]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-11|fightgar in the whatsit]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[replacement]]

==Thursday, January 4, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 4, 2007|Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt and sweatshirt sale]]
__NOTOC__
[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Template:whatsnew

Jeppo — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:36:09 GMT

Jeppo: update!

<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em; border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #EEF">
[[Image:unnatural tea party.png|175px]]</div>

====February 8, 2007====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: homestar skinnyplush
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: two handed style!
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Toys]]

====February 5, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[unnatural]] {{watch|sbemail166.html}}

====February 1, 2007====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Word booty!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: make your own playsets & toys!
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: crushed by a cup of coffee
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Valentine's Day Kick The Cheat sale]]
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[haircut]]

====January 29, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[strong badathlon]] {{watch|sbemail165.html}}

====January 28, 2007====
*{{u|game}} [[Videlectrix]]: [[Viidelectrix]] {{vplay|vii}}

</div>

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Jeppo — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:55:03 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */ I think this is pretty obvious.

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Jeppo — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:01:43 GMT

Jeppo: /* GrinFactor 2007 */ New email tops the list!

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Jeppo — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:21:46 GMT

Jeppo: /* GrinFactor 2007 */ Breakdowns

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Jeppo — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:12:26 GMT

Jeppo: Haven't done this in a while... an update?

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Jeppo — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:37:53 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */ New best quote!

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a year, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh. More animal cruelty. Take that lampshade off Mr. Poofers! Though I bet it does keep him from lickin' his own where-the-sun-don't-shine.<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not necessarily.

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''20,241''' words in '''76''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Happy Hallow-day]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Shorts
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons ''{5/25}''
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Hallow-day]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Trogday]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Fall Float Parade]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[More Fan Costumes]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Happy Fireworks]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Senorial Day]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Halloween Fairstival]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || 1,582
|-
| '''2''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''4''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''5''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''6''' || [[Happy Hallowday]] || 750
|-
| '''7''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''8''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''9''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''10''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 20 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 5,344
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 4,834
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,606
|-
| '''4''' || [[Coach Z]] || 1,145
|-
| '''5''' || [[Marzipan]] || 1,103
|-
| '''6''' || [[Bubs]] || 683
|-
| '''7''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''8''' || [[The King of Town]] || 360
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Announcer]] || 245
|-
| '''10''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''12''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''13''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 178
|-
| '''14''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''15''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''=25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''=25''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 86
|-
| '''27''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Homsar]] || 37
|-
| '''32''' || [[Cherry Greg]] || 36
|-
| '''33''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''34''' || [[Baby Lady]] || 24
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

Talk:Periodicals

Jeppo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:46:04 GMT

Jeppo: /* Newspapes */

If anyone adds to this page, it'd be great if they'd keep it in chronological order. Thanks everybody! [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 16:48, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

== Cleanup and Revision ==

This article could use the following:
:{{done}}Expansion — there are probably more appearances of periodicals.
:{{done}}An image
:{{done}}Expansion of opening paragraph (done?)
:{{todo}}Anything else?
:{{done}}Being linked to {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:45, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

{{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:02, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

::While I was going through the articles linking to this page, I came across [[News Articles]]. Should this page be merged with Periodicals? It doesn't seem necessary to have both. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:13, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::This page is a list of newspaper and magazine names in the Homestar Runner world. The other page is about the silly things written in those newspapers. Keep them seperate. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:25, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Gotcha. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:47, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Newspapes ==
Should it have its own page? It's an inside joke... kinda. [[User:Bub|Bub]] 04:55, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
:It kinda does. See [[News Articles]]. Not so much the newspaper itself, but what's in it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::It definitely does now, since it has been featured four times I thought I should create it's own article. ([[The Local Newspapes|Link]]) -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 20:46, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

News Articles

Jeppo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:22:05 GMT

Jeppo: /* Appearances */ linky

[[Image:Newspaper.PNG|thumb|250px|The Local Newspapes]]
'''News articles''' are often used for humor purposes on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] cartoons. They are usually written about bizarre stories and occurrences that are largely irrelevant to the toon's main plot. Several of the articles contain some variation of the line "His mother was very proud".

==Appearances==
*Email [[sb_email 22]] - As well as an article about [[Strong Bad]] offending the royal family in England, the issue of ''[[Wikipedia:The Guardian|The Guardian]]'' that appears at the end of the email also includes stories titled "Cricket Still Pretty Weird Sport", "[[The King of Town|King of Town]] Eats Treacle", and "Officer Actually Named Bobby".
*Email [[privileges]] - In [[Fretmagic]] magazine, there is an article about [[Gary Palaroncini]] mastering "the hardest chord ever", which apparently requires 11 fingers to perform.
*Email [[stunt double]] - There is a newspaper called [[The Local Newspapes]] that has an article about a polar bear who wandered from the North Pole and interrupted a baseball game, injuring [[LEMKE|Mark Lemke]]. The headline is covered with a taped-on piece of notebook paper that reads "MISSING TAPE STOLEN!!! [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] seen on the case. For real."
**This same newspaper appears in [[dangeresque 3]], with the notebok paper reading "[[Perducci|PERDUCCI]] IS THE BAD GUY".
*Email [[colonization]] - In the book about the colonization of [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad is seen reading a newspaper with a "RENT FOR SALE!" ad and a page saying "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] declares [[Eggs|eggs]] not a fruit."
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] - [[Marzipan]] is reading a newspaper titled "The Latest News", which features an "article" about crime possibly being on the rise in [[Free Country, USA]]. The article is repeated 8 times in order to fill up the paper.
**This newspaper appears again in [[secret recipes]].
*Email [[time capsule]] - There is a current newspaper clipping with an article about a boy named Geoff, who saved a turtle named Slowbie by finding it in his shoe.
*Email [[portrait]] - A "rich-guy newspaper" is shown, with stories about mulligatawny stew rising in the markets and about large cell phones making a 4th quarter comeback as the "it" toy of the [[Decemberween]] season. A lower headline reads "<u>Banks have 'money'</u>".
*Email [[candy product]] - Strong Bad is reading Da NewsPapes in the [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|bathroom]]. The two shallow articles visible on the papes employ many words to say, essentially, that "stuff continues to happen in the world" and "famous people did some stuff".
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] - Homestar, dressed as a newsboy, is seen selling newspapers. The headlines include "Halloween Night missing", "Citizens mobilize to save holiday", and "In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume". Later, [[Homsar]] is also seen with newspapers in an Easter Egg, this time with the headline "Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!"

== See Also: ==
*[[Periodicals]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]

The Local Newspapes

Jeppo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:29:29 GMT

Jeppo: New article. Needs a lot of work, though.

[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|200px|thumb|Free Country, USA's best-selling Newspaper!]]

'''The Local Newspapes''' is the local newspaper of [[Free Country, USA]]. It has made more appearances in more toons than any other local newspaper.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[stunt double]]
*Email [[dangeresque 3]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[Happy Hallow-day]]

{{stub}}

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:46:57 GMT

Jeppo: /* The Word's Best Website */ compiled latest toon, Happy Hallow-day

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{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a year, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! ''{Oh, how I wish!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''20,241''' words in '''76''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Happy Hallow-day]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Shorts
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons ''{5/25}''
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Hallow-day]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Trogday]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Fall Float Parade]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[More Fan Costumes]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Happy Fireworks]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Senorial Day]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Halloween Fairstival]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || 1,582
|-
| '''2''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''4''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''5''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''6''' || [[Happy Hallowday]] || 750
|-
| '''7''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''8''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''9''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''10''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 20 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 5,344
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 4,834
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,606
|-
| '''4''' || [[Coach Z]] || 1,145
|-
| '''5''' || [[Marzipan]] || 1,103
|-
| '''6''' || [[Bubs]] || 683
|-
| '''7''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''8''' || [[The King of Town]] || 360
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Announcer]] || 245
|-
| '''10''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''12''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''13''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 178
|-
| '''14''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''15''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''=25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''=25''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 86
|-
| '''27''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Homsar]] || 37
|-
| '''32''' || [[Cherry Greg]] || 36
|-
| '''33''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''34''' || [[Baby Lady]] || 24
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

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==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:42:16 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a year, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! ''{Oh, how I wish!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''19,491''' words in '''75''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Shorts
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons ''{4/24}''
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Trogday]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Fall Float Parade]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[More Fan Costumes]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Happy Fireworks]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Senorial Day]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Halloween Fairstival]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || 1,582
|-
| '''2''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''4''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''5''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''6''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''7''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''8''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''9''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''10''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 19 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 5,115
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 4,650
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,514
|-
| '''4''' || [[Coach Z]] || 1,071
|-
| '''5''' || [[Marzipan]] || 1,021
|-
| '''6''' || [[Bubs]] || 646
|-
| '''7''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''8''' || [[The King of Town]] || 329
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Announcer]] || 245
|-
| '''10''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''12''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''13''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 178
|-
| '''14''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''15''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''26''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 79
|-
| '''27''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Homsar]] || 37
|-
| '''32''' || [[Cherry Greg]] || 36
|-
| '''33''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''34''' || [[Baby Lady]] || 24
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

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'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

Talk:The Local Newspapes

Jeppo — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:46:34 GMT

Jeppo: Proper Article or just a Redirect?

==Proper Article or just a Redirect?==
Actually. I think The Local Newspapes should have an article of its own instead of just a redirect since it has appeared multiple times on the website. eg: [[stunt double]], [[No Hands On Deck!]] and more recently [[Happy Hallow-day]]. What do you you guys think? -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 12:46, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

The Local Newspapes

Jeppo — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:29:47 GMT

Jeppo: redirect

#redirect [[News Articles]]

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:15:20 GMT

Jeppo: /* The Word's Best Website */ Compiled two toons

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a year, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''THE CHEAT:''' Okay. ''{Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''19,491''' words in '''75''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Shorts
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons ''{4/24}''
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Trogday]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Fall Float Parade]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[More Fan Costumes]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Happy Fireworks]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Senorial Day]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Halloween Fairstival]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || 1,582
|-
| '''2''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''4''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''5''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''6''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''7''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''8''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''9''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''10''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 19 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 5,115
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 4,650
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,514
|-
| '''4''' || [[Coach Z]] || 1,071
|-
| '''5''' || [[Marzipan]] || 1,021
|-
| '''6''' || [[Bubs]] || 646
|-
| '''7''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''8''' || [[The King of Town]] || 329
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Announcer]] || 245
|-
| '''10''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''12''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''13''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 178
|-
| '''14''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''15''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''26''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 79
|-
| '''27''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Homsar]] || 37
|-
| '''32''' || [[Cherry Greg]] || 36
|-
| '''33''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''34''' || [[Baby Lady]] || 24
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:01:30 GMT

Jeppo: The Word's Best Website - Compiled three shorts and 2 Hol. toons.

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a year, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''THE CHEAT:''' Okay. ''{Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''17,442''' words in '''73''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Fall Float Parade]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Done.gif]] Shorts
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons ''{2/25}''
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Happy Trogday]]
::[[Image:Done.gif]] [[Fall Float Parade]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[More Fan Costumes]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Happy Fireworks]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Senorial Day]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 17 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 4,497
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,771
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,468
|-
| '''4''' || [[Coach Z]] || 928
|-
| '''5''' || [[Marzipan]] || 874
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 543
|-
| '''8''' || [[The Announcer]] || 245
|-
| '''9''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''10''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''11''' || [[The King of Town]] || 233
|-
| '''12''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''13''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 178
|-
| '''14''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''15''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''26''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''27''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 70
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Cherry Greg]] || 36
|-
| '''32''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''33''' || [[Homsar]] || 33
|-
| '''34''' || [[Baby Lady]] || 24
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:42:36 GMT

Jeppo: /* My Thought Boxes */ love books, hate halloween.

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''THE CHEAT:''' Okay. ''{Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''16,325''' words in '''68''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[The Interview]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{23/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Interview]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Theme Song Video]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Strong Bad Sings]]
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 16 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 4,296
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,548
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,438
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 531
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 139
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''26''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''27''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 59
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''32''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I love colouring books!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I hate halloween!</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:38:25 GMT

Jeppo: /* The Word's Best Website */ Compiled 5 shorts

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''THE CHEAT:''' Okay. ''{Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''16,325''' words in '''68''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[The Interview]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{23/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Interview]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Theme Song Video]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Strong Bad Sings]]
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 16 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 4,296
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,548
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,438
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 531
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Stinkoman]] || 139
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''17''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''18''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 123
|-
| '''19''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''20''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''21''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''22''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=23''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''25''' || [[Marshie]] || 86
|-
| '''26''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''27''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 59
|-
| '''28''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''29''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''30''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''31''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''32''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 19:02:06 GMT

Jeppo: /* Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) */ Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''THE CHEAT:''' Okay. ''{Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}''

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''15,277''' words in '''63''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{18/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The Interview]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 15 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,937
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,228
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 511
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''16''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''17''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''18''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''19''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''20''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''23''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 57
|-
| '''25''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''26''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 50
|-
| '''27''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''28''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''29''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''30''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:57:12 GMT

Jeppo: /* Interests */ resized image

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|175px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''15,277''' words in '''63''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{18/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The Interview]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 15 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,937
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,228
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 511
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''16''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''17''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''18''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''19''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''20''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''23''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 57
|-
| '''25''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''26''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 50
|-
| '''27''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''28''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''29''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''30''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:56:24 GMT

Jeppo: /* Interests */ Added pic

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
[[Image:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG|thumb|150px|No, I didn't use MS Paint!]]
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''15,277''' words in '''63''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{18/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The Interview]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 15 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,937
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,228
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 511
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''16''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''17''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''18''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''19''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''20''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''23''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 57
|-
| '''25''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''26''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 50
|-
| '''27''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''28''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''29''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''30''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

File:Limozeen Colored in Book.PNG

Jeppo — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:51:24 GMT

Jeppo: The first page of the Limozeen Coloring Book, colored in. {{personal-image|Jeppo}}

== Summary ==
The first page of the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], colored in.

{{personal-image|Jeppo}}
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:15:18 GMT

Jeppo: /* The Word's Best Website */ Compiled four more flashes

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

==The Word's Best Website==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''15,277''' words in '''63''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{18/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Meet Marshie]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The Interview]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Best Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Best Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 15 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,937
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,228
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 511
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The Barbershop Trio]] || 234
|-
| '''10''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''11''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''12''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''13''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 141
|-
| '''14''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''15''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''16''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 126
|-
| '''17''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''18''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''19''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''20''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=21''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''23''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 57
|-
| '''25''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''26''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 50
|-
| '''27''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''28''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''29''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''30''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

retirement

Jeppo — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:33:09 GMT

Jeppo: /* Trivia */ rv. I prefer the way it was before.

{{sbenav|159|cliffhangers|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail159a.png|thumb|"Perfect! Now I'm out of my anti-depressant."]]
The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Marshie#Marshie's Mother|Marshie's Mother]], [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]], [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[The Paper]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Computer Room]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]]

'''Computers:''' [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]] [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] [[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]]

'''Dates:'''
:''Part A released:'' October 2, 2006
:''Part B released:'' October 3, 2006
:''Parts A and B combined:'' October 9, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 6:53

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Open in Strong Bad's computer room, coming in on a worried Strong Bad, while suspenseful music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My computer's been lappynapped!

''{A record scratches and the screen dims, Marshie comes in from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hello, Kenneth!

''{Marshie flies across a yellow background.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hear me roar!

''{Marshie growls for a moment, then opens his mouth wide, the background turns red, sound lines come out of his mouth, and he meows. Cut to a shot of the Sad Kids standing on top of Marshie.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' That's right, kids!

''{Silhouettes of the main characters scroll across the page, with big question marks over them. As he names the sweepstakes, the name appears on the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ''My Lappy Got Stole!'' Sweepstakes and win big!

''{As Marshie says "big", he grows a large, fat, white body, and his voice deepens. Cut to a shot of a bicycle. Marshie's voice is back to normal.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' First prize,—

''{A shot of a metal detector}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —second tries,—

''{Marshie, in a car, driving along with mountains in the background}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{singing}'' Take a trip to the mountains... ''{these words appear above the mountains, written on a musical staff}''

''{The screen dims and Marshie comes down from the top with a top hat and a cane.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' I'm a song and dance man!

''{Cut to a wooden desk, with a note card on it.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card,—

''{"it was the HIPPO!" is written on the note card.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,—

''{Four marshmallows appear, one stuck on each corner of the card. Cut to Marshie, talking through gritted teeth, in front of a portrait of an older woman.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —and just walk away, mother...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, looking at the ad on the TV. Marshie is next to a bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!

''{The words "Yeah! Still!" appear underneath Marshie. Cut to Strong Bad lying on the couch, surrounded by empty chip packets of various descriptions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kidding me. Man, everybody's trying to make a buck or nine off my heart-drooping loss. 

''{He feels around in the nearest bag of chips, and finds that it's empty.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant. Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of ''{as he lists the flavorings, symbols for them appear at the top of the screen}'' Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps. I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription. Slinnnk...

''{Strong Bad somehow slides up and over the armrest of the couch, and off screen. Cut to Strong Bad at Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is nowhere to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! Hello? Can I get a witness? Bubs? ''{looks around the stand, and screams}''

''{Pan to the side of the stand, we see the Lappy's power cord hanging off the roof. Tense music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy's tail! I'll save you, Lappy-pie... boo... ''{runs back and forth anxiously, making the Homsar walking noise}'' Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.

''{Strong Bad picks up a ladder from behind the stand, and climbs up onto the roof.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who put you up here— Wha?!?

''{The suspenseful music plays, and reveal the Lappy, with the broken Tandy and the shotgunned Compy. The Tandy is suspending a horseshoe magnet from a fishing rod above the Lappy's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my crappier and crappiest computers!

''{Both old computers fizz and spark.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Careful, guys, let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet... I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive... Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for hushpuppies. You guys still like hushpuppies, don't you?

''{Both old computers fizz and spark a lot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. hushpuppies are out. For some reason I... I thought you guys liked hushpuppies.

''{Both old computers keep fizzing and sparking. The Tandy also churns its floppy disk drive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!

''{The Paper goes back up, and the Compy "talks" for a bit. The Paper comes back down with "They want to come out of retirement..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away. Ask them if they mean they want to come out of ''thrown-awayment''.

''{The Paper comes down again, reading "They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are they joking? Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!

''{The Tandy lowers the magnet a little, and the Lappy's screen turns on, showing:}''

<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
<div style="border: 1px solid black">
<p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0">
<big>Oh, Child!</big><br>
It's the Teal Screen<br>
of Near Death! (TSoND)
</p></div></blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best. If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it. Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-aught dweice!

''{Both old computers "talk".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...

''{Fade through black to Strong Bad with the Tandy at the email-checking desk. You hear the old typing effect. The Tandy sparks its screen throughout.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
dearest strong bad<br>
do you remember the email that you deleted<br>
the hardest<br>
sincerly<br>
josh<br>
oakland
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "sincerly" as written, and "josh oakland" as "josho kland"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization...

''{The first letters of each of "dearest", "strong", "bad", "do", "sincerly", "josh" and "oakland" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Misspelling...

''{The word "sincerly" is briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lack of punctuation...

''{The blank spaces after "bad", "hardest", "sincerly" and "josh" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a winner to me! ''{typing}'' Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I <u>DO</u> remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now!!! ''{stops typing}'' Homestar! Little help please.

''{Zooms out to reveal Homestar pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into the hole in the side of the Tandy}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm way ahead of ya, SB.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.

''{Strong Bad holds up a box of "Oh No You Dent!!!" disgusting old person tablets}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Thems is my after-dinner mints!

''{Strong Bad tips several of the tablets into the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heavy reverb}'' And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.

''{Strong Bad hits the keyboard, and the "DELETED!!" screen comes up, with a gothic font. Organ music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD & HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Deleted!

''{Strong Bad swings a pickaxe through the keyboard and the desk. The Tandy explodes, and gives off a bad graphics mushroom cloud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{turns away, falls to his knees and closes his eyes}'' Aaah!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.

''{Homestar, with one eye still closed, starts pouring Mountain Dew on the carpet. Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! One down, one to go.

''{Cut to a shot of the shotgunned Compy on the desk. The suspenseful music plays. The screen fades to black.''}

''{Strong Bad is in front of the Compy. Despite the hole, he manages to type "strongbad_email.exe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...

''{He brings up the email. It is formatted around the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Automatic hole formatting! ''{starts reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
I want to see you perform some amazing<br />
feats of<br />
wonder.<br />
<br/>
Very ser-                     iously,<br />
Luke S.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Double Dear Strong Bad" in place of the first line, and after reading "wonder", he comments "You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!" In place of the name, he says "Luke South".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! ''{stops typing}'' Lalalalalalaaaa!

''{Cut back to show the whole computer room. A [[Wikipedia:Boater (hat)|boater hat]] falls on his head and a cane into his hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Luke, I give you...

''{The Computer Room rises, as if it were a theater curtain, revealing a carnival tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as a sideshow caller}'' Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder! ''{Strong Bad appears in the foreground}'' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

''{Strong Bad ducks down. Cut to inside the tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!

''{He moves away, revealing a curtain painted with "MARZiPAN - SHE-TYPE! KA-RAZY?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on ''{Curtain lifts, revealing Marzipan with her hair tied up.}'' Marzipan, the Human Woo-man ''{rolls the next "R"}'' Rrrrrotini!

''{A logo for "The Human Woo-man Rotini" appears. Marzipan curls her neck like a spring. The audience makes amazed sounds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! An ocean of pesto!

''{Green liquid flies in from offscreen and lands on Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not part of my act!

''{Cut to The King of Town, with some of the green liquid dribbling down from his moustache.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know! It's a part of ''mine'' lalalalalalalaaa!

''{He sucks in the liquid. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage...

''{Again, Strong Bad moves aside. Now the curtain shows "THE CHEAT - AND HOW! PART ANVIL?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!

''{The audience ooohs as the curtain is lifted, showing a manacled The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!

''{As the above words appear, a magnifying glass focuses on The Cheat and zooms in on a tiny prison in his fur, where a number of small black dots are rioting and squabbling. The prison has some flames coming out of the windows, and a siren is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad in front of a curtain reading "Strong Sad - DEE PRESS! DO U DARE?" with an elephant styled to look like Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget Strong Sad's feet of wonder.

''{The audience ahhhs as the curtain is moved up, revealing Strong Sad in a blue dress with a beard. A paper reading "stupid's stupid crap that I hate" appears for a moment. Strong Sad lifts the dress, revealing his feet, as the audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I call them "soolnds".

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!

''{Cut to curtain showing "Strong Mad - ATE THH! NECK?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' House-mouth!!!

''{The curtain lifts, showing Strong Mad in a loincloth. A "HOUSE-MOUTH" logo appears. The audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAAAH!! ''{Opens his mouth very wide, taking up most of his body and creating the shape of a house. The audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in from the side of the screen}'' This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!

''{He ducks away as the Compy is thrown in Strong Mad's mouth. He closes his mouth. A second later, he jumps a bit as a sparking sound is heard. Strong Mad gulps it down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in again, and throwing his hat and cane}'' ''We did it!!!'' Lalalalalalalaaaa!

''{The scene again rises like a curtain, revealing the Computer Room. The Lappy is in its place at the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy! You're back...y! You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!

''{Strong Bad sits down. Cut to the Lappy's screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing; anywhere that a comma would be appropriate, a dull tapping sound is heard}'' There ya go Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved. Okay Lappy I hope your battery's charged ''{music starts}'' cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!

''{He picks up the Lappy and walks off. Fade to black. Cut to a silhouette of Strong Bad holding the Lappy and walking across the sunset. Ghostly images of the Tandy and Compy appear over his head. The music suddenly stops with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "It was me. I like hushpuppies." The music starts again. It eventually stops again with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Can we please find my toe?

''{Strong Bad stops walking and looks up toward the ghostly images, which speed away upwards.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on Strong Bad's diamond when he says he's got a lot of important text files on Lappy's harddrive to see a selection of those files.
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    clncknmsfrmyslf.txt<br><br>
Cool nicknames for myself<br>
--------------------------<br><br>
Mr. Lewd Comment 1965<br>
Giantus<br>
The Fake Frenchman<br>
<del style="color:red"><span style="color:black">Light 'n Fluffy</span></del> <span style="color: red; font-family:sans-serif">NO!</span><br>
Heaven in Tights<br>
Good Fortunator<br>
Bicep Lad<br>
Lebner<br>
Mighty Legit<br>
Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin<br>
Wisewallace<br>
/got nothin'<br>
The Detroit Locksmith<br>
Prudeacre
</blockquote>
</td><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
      cldshplog.txt<br><br>
 Cloud Shape Spotting Log<br>
-------------------------<br><br>
lightswitch w/no cover<br>
baseball headed baby<br>
brown water<br>
michigan w/2 bites out of it<br>
smallish elbow<br>
box of crackers (unopened)<br>
pestilence<br>
2 salamanders giving low-5's<br>
oversized novelty comb<br>
cheap date<br>
strong sad's ghost<br>
uppity maitre d<br>
strong sad's corpse<br>
diet pills
</blockquote>
</td></tr><tr><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    ltr2bkrythrftstr.txt<br><br>
Letter to Bakery Thrift Store<br>
-------------------------<br><br>
Dear Bakery Thrift Store,<br>
Whom do you think you are<br>
fooling? You sell old baked<br>
goods. The stuff regular<br>
bakeries throw away. So what<br>
if a loaf of bread is only<br>
29 cents? It's old bread.<br>
Should I start collecting<br>
roadkill squirrels, glue<br>
cotton balls to their butts<br>
and open an 'Aftermarket<br>
Rabbit Thrift Store?' Oh,<br>
wait. Yes I should. Thank You<br>
Bakery Thrift Store. Love, SB
</blockquote>
</td><td valign="bottom">[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|thumb|Horses in IT?]]</td></tr>
</table>

* Click on the roof vent after Strong Bad's joke about Horses in [[Wikipedia:Information technology|IT]] to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
* Click the plug socket after the explosion to replay the explosion animation.
* Click on the Compy's contrast dial when Strong Bad checks the second email to see some sparks fly.
*When Strong Bad says "Luke South", click on the Compy's exposed gear to see a southward traffic sign.
*At the end, before the old computers fly away, click their contrast knobs for the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] and a dancing skeleton.
*After the spectral computers fly away, click on the Lappy to see an extra scene involving the King of Town.
:''{A curtain is seen with a [[Ham|ham]] with the King of Town's head on it reading "The King of Town - ONE DER! MEAT MAN?"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' He's half-man, half-cholesterol! Can I get a "ooh-ahh" for Clogdor!
:''{The curtain lifts, revealing the King behind a counter with a frying pan on it. The [[Grabbo Arm]] is holding up a toothpick above the frying pan. "CLOGDOR!!" is written across the top of the screen.}''
:'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' Ewww! Euugh!
:''{The King of Town burps, producing an oddly-colored bubble. As it floats toward the frying pan, the Grabbo Arm juts forward, popping the bubble and creating the innards of an [[Eggs|egg]], which falls into the frying pan. The audience gasps.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' If ya think my burps are impressive, wait'll you see my—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Cutting in in front of the scene}'' —seen enough of that one lalalalalalalaaaaa!

==Fun Facts==
===Changes Between the Two-Part and One-Part Versions===
This email was originally released as a two-parter, and was re-released a week later as a single email. The following were added or changed from the original:
* The Lappy's comma key is now missing throughout the toon. Originally, the key was present in part A when the Compy and Tandy are holding the Lappy hostage but was missing in part B when Strong Bad gets it back.
* The Tandy's screen now intermittently flashes with static while Strong Bad is checking its email.
* Part A ended with the zoom-in on the Compy 386 (as the suspenseful music played). The Paper came down with a message that read, "To Be Continued Tomorrow!". Part B picked up with Strong Bad sitting at the Compy. When the two parts were combined, The Paper was removed, and a transition in and out of black now splices the two halves.
* Also removed were the "back" link at the end of part A and the "loading" screen at the beginning of part B. This is notable because even though the "back" link was on the Compy, it was written in the Lappy's font, and the "loading" screen on part B was written in the Compy's font.
* Clicking on the Compy's contrast dial creates some sparking effects.
* A gear in the Compy now turns as Strong Bad types.
* An extra scene featuring Strong Sad in Strong Bad's carnival tent was added.
* When Strong Bad attempts to type commas in his closing remarks, commas no longer appear and instead a dull tapping sound is heard.
* An Easter egg featuring the King of Town's act in Strong Bad's carnival tent was added.

===Explanations===
*The explosion following the addition of Mountain Dew and denture tablets to the Tandy 400 is due to the rapid release of carbon dioxide gas from both the carbonated water and the effervescent action of the sodium bicarbonate and citric acid in the tablets, not to be confused with the [[Wikipedia:Mentos_eruption|Coke and Mentos]] phenomenon.
*[[Wikipedia:Control-Alt-Delete|Control-Alt-Delete]] is a computer keyboard command on [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|IBM PC compatible]] systems that can be used to close programs or reboot the computer.
*A [[Wikipedia:Hushpuppy|hushpuppy]] is a deep-fried ball of cornmeal commonly eaten in the southern United States.
*Putting a magnet too close to a computer can damage the data stored on [[Wikipedia:Magnetic storage|magnetic storage]], such as [[Wikipedia:Hard disk|hard disks]].
*Structures or people are called the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Wonder of the World|Eighth Wonder of the World]] in order to liken their perceived greatness to the [[Wikipedia:Seven Wonders of the World|Seven Wonders of the Ancient World]].
*[[Wikipedia:Leviathan|Leviathan]] is the name of a sea-monster mentioned several times in the [[Wikipedia:Old Testament|Old Testament]]. The word "leviathan" is often used to refer to any large monster or creature.
*[[Wikipedia:Pesto|Pesto]] is an Italian sauce frequently served over pasta. While many variations exist, in its classic form it is made of basil, pine nuts, extra virgin olive oil and pecorino romano cheese.
* Strong Sad is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Bearded Lady|Bearded Lady]].

===Trivia===
*This email and [[flashback]] are tied for the most Easter eggs in any email to date, with eight. They're second on the site total, tied with [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. The toon with the most Easter eggs is [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] with ten.
* At 6:53, this is the longest toon on the site. It beats the previous longest email, [[alternate universe]], by nearly one minute, and the previous longest toon, [[Where's The Cheat?]], by 35 seconds.
*The [[Hanging Objects|portrait]] of Marshie's mother is hung in the same frame as the painting by the Deutsch Master in [[portrait]].
*For the first email, the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#mastertype|mastertype]]". For the second, it reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#silpheed|silpheed]]".
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to feature all three computers.
*This is the first time [[Soolnds|soolnds]] are mentioned out loud.

===Remarks===
[[Image:extra outlet and Lappy plug.png|thumb|120px|The Lappy's tail!]]
*In Marshie's Whodunnit? scene, every main character is visible silhouetted except for [[The Cheat]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Bad]] himself.
*Strong Bad says that the Lappy's hard drive holds five "[[Wikipedia:Megabyte|megs]]." However, in [[animal]], the Lappy has a "2 MB Hard Drive!".
*During Strong Bad's confrontation with the Tandy and Compy, there are clickable areas on the Lappy's screen, but clicking on them has no effect. This is because the Tandy's contrast buttons are behind the Lappy, and they are disabled in this scene.
*The word "contrast" on Strong Bad's Tandy is in a different font than it was before the Tandy was thrown out.
*If you view the Flash file, during the Mountain Dew scene there is an extra electrical outlet outside the black, complete with the Lappy's cord plugged in.
*The three sounds that play when Strong Bad makes those highlights come from [[Wikipedia:MacOS|MacOS]]: "Purr," "Sosumi," and "Temple," respectively.
*This is the first time an email was deleted in the Lappy era. However, it wasn't actually deleted on the Lappy.
*Strong Bad claims that he is out of potato chips, but some of the bags are partially filled.
*The Tandy and Compy were sold by Bubs to the King of Town ([[King of Town Email]]) and Homestar ([[Broken Compy Menu]]), respectively. Oddly, both denied kidnapping the Lappy in [[cliffhangers]] (Homestar) and [[Missing Lappy]] (King of Town).

[[Image:End_159.PNG|thumb|Slightly less shotgunned]]
*The hole in the Compy is smaller here than it was at the end of [[virus]], making it possible to fit a token amount of legible text onto the screen.
*In the start of the second part, the Compy starts off in "automatic hole format" but when Strong Bad starts typing his reply, some of the written text does not appear on the Compy's screen.
*Strong Mad appears to have no tongue or tonsils.
*Apparently, the cog inside the Compy processes text, yet it was shown spinning while broken at the end of [[virus]].
*The sounds of the fleas on The Cheat sound a lot like The King of Town and Strong Bad's voices sped up when they are saying "Lalalalalala."
*The Paper doesn't have a link to Strong Bad's email address.

===Goofs===
*There is no electrical outlet under the table while Strong Bad is using the Compy.
*When the camera zooms in on the box of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets, the green lines on the Tandy aren't moving.
*Right after Strong Bad deletes the Tandy email, and is about to swing the pickaxe into the keyboard, for a split second, you can hear Homestar saying "deleted", but his mouth doesn't appear to move.

===Inside References===
*This email follows directly from [[cliffhangers]], where Strong Bad's computer was kidnapped at the end of the email. The dramatic "cliffhanger resolution" music is reused from that email as well. Strong Bad's closing remarks are directed toward Jake, who sent the email featured in cliffhangers.
*This is another appearance of [[Index Cards|index cards]] on the site.
*"Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-aught dweice!" most likely refers to the fact that in 2002 Strong Bad last checked an email with the Tandy and first checked an email with the Compy.
*The position of Strong Bad's head in front of the Tandy, his reflected mouth on the Tandy's screen, and his lack of head movement are references to his early emails.
*"Number 119, a-deleted" may be a reference to Email #119 ([[animal]]) in which Strong Bad first got the Lappy.
*Two of the items on Strong Bad's Cloud Shape Spotting Log ("strong sad's ghost" and "strong sad's corpse") refer to [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].
*Homestar pouring [[Mountain Dew]] into the Tandy is a reference to [[anything]], in which he poured Mountain Dew onto the Compy.
*Strong Bad makes Homsar's walking noise and skitters around like him when he notices the Lappy's cord and is frantically pacing around.
*The Cheat was previously compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]].
*The skeleton image on the Compy's computer is from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Marzipan's curtain contains another case of [[Lowercase i's]].
*The picture on Strong Mad's curtain resembles the [[Strong Man]]. Interestingly, although the figure in the picture is wearing the Strong Man's outfit, Strong Mad's costume consists of only a loincloth.
*Soolnds, the name that Strong Sad has given his feet, was previously used in [[Strong Sad's Lament]].
*The King of Town's stage name "Clogdor" is written in the same [[Fonts|font]] as [[Trogdor]]'s name on the official T-shirts.
*The sound that is made when Strong Bad hits the Tandy's keyboard with the pickaxe is from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]].

===Real-World References===
*When Strong Bad is on the couch, there is a brand of chips called "Flavoured Triangles". This could be a reference to Doritos or other tortilla corn chips which are triangle-shaped.
*The winged buffalo references the [[Wikipedia:Buffalo Wild Wings|Buffalo Wild Wings]] mascot.
*The [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|Teal]] Screen of Near Death is a reference to the various colored [[Wikipedia:Category:Screens of death|Screens of death]] used by computer operating systems to indicate serious system errors. The [[Compy 386]] has been seen to have its own [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]] (the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]]) on more than one occasion.
*[[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]] is an actor most known for his role in the films ''[[Wikipedia:Nine to Five|Nine to Five]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tootsie|Tootsie]]''.
*Strong Bad scrambling back and forth underneath the Lappy's cord may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]], while the music is reminiscent of the game [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]], when the player is fighting a boss.
*[[Wikipedia:Slick Rick|Slick Rick]] was a popular hip-hop artist of the late 1980's and early 1990's.
*/got nothin' in the text files is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark.com]], where people sometimes end their posts with that remark.
*Homestar pouring Mountain Dew onto the carpet after the destruction of the Tandy may be a reference to the practice of pouring [[Wikipedia:libation|libations]] on the ground to honor the dead. In Strong Bad's case, it can also be used to honor those [[video games|sent up the river]].
*"If it'll save the orphanage..." is most likely a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Blues Brothers|The Blues Brothers]]'', in which the brothers put their old band back together in order to save the orphanage in which they were raised.
*Strong Bad's contracted naming of files refers to names often given to files due to [[Wikipedia:8.3|8.3]] naming restrictions present in older [[Wikipedia:File Allocation Table|FAT]] filesystems, although his file names would be too long for these rules.
*"Just walk away, mother" is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia: Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]''. Also, the painting seen when Marshie delivers this line is drawn similarly to the caricature of [[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock|Alfred Hitchcock]] seen at the start of his television program, ''[[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock Presents|Alfred Hitchcock Presents]]''.

*The [[Wikipedia:Dust Bowl|Dust Bowl]] was a series of dust storms caused by poor farming techniques that ravaged the central United States and Canada from 1934 to 1939. Hundreds of thousands of people were displaced.

*The graphics for the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes resembles those used for the 1995 [[Wikipedia:Simpsons|Simpsons]] episode [[Wikipedia:Who Shot Mr. Burns?|Who Shot Mr. Burns?]] contest sponsored by 1-800-COLLECT. It too featured silhouettes of the main characters with big question marks over each one, while a voiceover told viewers where to send in their guesses of the guilty party's identity in order to win the top prize of being animated into an upcoming episode.
*The "horses in IT" joke could be a reference to the British comedy series [[Wikipedia:Little Britain|Little Britain]], which contained a sketch set in a computer shop featuring a [[Wikipedia:horse whisperer|horse whisperer]] asking a horse how to fix a problem with installing Windows XP.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|159|9999}}
*[[Mirror:sbemail159a.html|watch "retirement A"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159a.swf|view the Flash file for "retirement A"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159b.html|watch "retirement B"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159b.swf|view the Flash file for "retirement B"]] (mirror)

{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 19:57:58 GMT

Jeppo: /* My Thought Boxes */ updated my thought boxes.

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

==The word's top 10==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''14,136''' words in '''59''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Mr. Shmallow]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{16/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Senor Mortgage]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Top 10 Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Top Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 14 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,749
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,043
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 424
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''10''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''12''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''13''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''14''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''15''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''17''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=18''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=18''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
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| '''20''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
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| '''21''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
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| '''=22''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 49
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| '''=22''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
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| '''=24''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 47
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| '''=24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 47
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| '''26''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
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| '''27''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 42
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| '''28''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
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| '''29''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
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| '''30''' || [[The Wheelchair]] || 14
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 is in full swing!</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">''No neutral thoughts at the moment.''</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Nooooooo! The Compy's dead! Again!.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

retirement

Jeppo — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:40:10 GMT

Jeppo: /* Transcript */ rv again. added secret message on the subject.

{{sbenav|159|cliffhangers|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail159a.png|thumb|"Perfect! Now I'm out of my anti-depressant."]]
The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Marshie#Marshie's Mother|Marshie's Mother]], [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]], [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[The Paper]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Computer Room]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]]

'''Computers:''' [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]] [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] [[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]]

'''Dates:'''
:''Part A released:'' October 2, 2006
:''Part B released:'' October 3, 2006
:''Parts A and B combined:'' October 9, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 6:53

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Open in Strong Bad's computer room, coming in on a worried Strong Bad, while suspenseful music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My computer's been lappynapped!

''{A record scratches and the screen dims, Marshie comes in from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hello, Kenneth!

''{Marshie flies across a yellow background.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hear me roar!

''{Marshie growls for a moment, then opens his mouth wide, the background turns red, sound lines come out of his mouth, and he meows. Cut to a shot of the Sad Kids standing on top of Marshie.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' That's right, kids!

''{Silhouettes of the main characters scroll across the page, with big question marks over them. As he names the sweepstakes, the name appears on the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ''My Lappy Got Stole!'' Sweepstakes and win big!

''{As Marshie says "big", he grows a large, fat, white body, and his voice deepens. Cut to a shot of a bicycle. Marshie's voice is back to normal.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' First prize,—

''{A shot of a metal detector}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —second tries,—

''{Marshie, in a car, driving along with mountains in the background}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{singing}'' Take a trip to the mountains... ''{these words appear above the mountains, written on a musical staff}''

''{The screen dims and Marshie comes down from the top with a top hat and a cane.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' I'm a song and dance man!

''{Cut to a wooden desk, with a note card on it.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card,—

''{"it was the HIPPO!" is written on the note card.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,—

''{Four marshmallows appear, one stuck on each corner of the card. Cut to Marshie, talking through gritted teeth, in front of a portrait of an older woman.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —and just walk away, mother...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, looking at the ad on the TV. Marshie is next to a bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!

''{The words "Yeah! Still!" appear underneath Marshie. Cut to Strong Bad lying on the couch, surrounded by empty chip packets of various descriptions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kidding me. Man, everybody's trying to make a buck or nine off my heart-drooping loss. 

''{He feels around in the nearest bag of chips, and finds that it's empty.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant. Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of ''{as he lists the flavorings, symbols for them appear at the top of the screen}'' Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps. I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription. Slinnnk...

''{Strong Bad somehow slides up and over the armrest of the couch, and off screen. Cut to Strong Bad at Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is nowhere to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! Hello? Can I get a witness? Bubs? ''{looks around the stand, and screams}''

''{Pan to the side of the stand, we see the Lappy's power cord hanging off the roof. Tense music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy's tail! I'll save you, Lappy-pie... boo... ''{runs back and forth anxiously, making the Homsar walking noise}'' Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.

''{Strong Bad picks up a ladder from behind the stand, and climbs up onto the roof.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who put you up here— Wha?!?

''{The suspenseful music plays, and reveal the Lappy, with the broken Tandy and the shotgunned Compy. The Tandy is suspending a horseshoe magnet from a fishing rod above the Lappy's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my crappier and crappiest computers!

''{Both old computers fizz and spark.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Careful, guys, let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet... I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive... Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for hushpuppies. You guys still like hushpuppies, don't you?

''{Both old computers fizz and spark a lot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. hushpuppies are out. For some reason I... I thought you guys liked hushpuppies.

''{Both old computers keep fizzing and sparking. The Tandy also churns its floppy disk drive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!

''{The Paper goes back up, and the Compy "talks" for a bit. The Paper comes back down with "They want to come out of retirement..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away. Ask them if they mean they want to come out of ''thrown-awayment''.

''{The Paper comes down again, reading "They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are they joking? Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!

''{The Tandy lowers the magnet a little, and the Lappy's screen turns on, showing:}''

<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
<div style="border: 1px solid black">
<p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0">
<big>Oh, Child!</big><br>
It's the Teal Screen<br>
of Near Death! (TSoND)
</p></div></blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best. If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it. Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-aught dweice!

''{Both old computers "talk".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...

''{Fade through black to Strong Bad with the Tandy at the email-checking desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
dearest strong bad<br>
do you remember the email that you deleted<br>
the hardest<br>
sincerly<br>
josh<br>
oakland
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "sincerly" as written, and "josh oakland" as "josho kland"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization...

''{The first letters of each of "dearest", "strong", "bad", "do", "sincerly", "josh" and "oakland" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Misspelling...

''{The word "sincerly" is briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lack of punctuation...

''{The blank spaces after "bad", "hardest", "sincerly" and "josh" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a winner to me! ''{typing}'' Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I <u>DO</u> remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now!!! ''{stops typing}'' Homestar! Little help please.

''{Zooms out to reveal Homestar pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into the hole in the side of the Tandy}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm way ahead of ya, SB.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.

''{Strong Bad holds up a box of "Oh No You Dent!!!" disgusting old person tablets}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Thems is my after-dinner mints!

''{Strong Bad tips several of the tablets into the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heavy reverb}'' And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.

''{Strong Bad hits the keyboard, and the "DELETED!!" screen comes up, with a gothic font. Organ music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD & HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Deleted!

''{Strong Bad swings a pickaxe through the keyboard and the desk. The Tandy explodes, and gives off a bad graphics mushroom cloud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{turns away, falls to his knees and closes his eyes}'' Aaah!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.

''{Homestar, with one eye still closed, starts pouring Mountain Dew on the carpet. Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! One down, one to go.

''{Cut to a shot of the shotgunned Compy on the desk. The suspenseful music plays. The screen fades to black.''}

''{Strong Bad is in front of the Compy. Despite the hole, he manages to type "strongbad_email.exe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...

''{He brings up the email. It is formatted around the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Automatic hole formatting! ''{starts reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
I want to see you perform some amazing<br />
feats of<br />
wonder.<br />
<br/>
Very ser-                     iously,<br />
Luke S.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Double Dear Strong Bad" in place of the first line, and after reading "wonder", he comments "You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!" In place of the name, he says "Luke South".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! ''{stops typing}'' Lalalalalalaaaa!

''{Cut back to show the whole computer room. A [[Wikipedia:Boater (hat)|boater hat]] falls on his head and a cane into his hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Luke, I give you...

''{The Computer Room rises, as if it were a theater curtain, revealing a carnival tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as a sideshow caller}'' Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder! ''{Strong Bad appears in the foreground}'' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

''{Strong Bad ducks down. Cut to inside the tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!

''{He moves away, revealing a curtain painted with "MARZiPAN - SHE-TYPE! KA-RAZY?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on ''{Curtain lifts, revealing Marzipan with her hair tied up.}'' Marzipan, the Human Woo-man ''{rolls the next "R"}'' Rrrrrotini!

''{A logo for "The Human Woo-man Rotini" appears. Marzipan curls her neck like a spring. The audience makes amazed sounds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! An ocean of pesto!

''{Green liquid flies in from offscreen and lands on Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not part of my act!

''{Cut to The King of Town, with some of the green liquid dribbling down from his moustache.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know! It's a part of ''mine'' lalalalalalalaaa!

''{He sucks in the liquid. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage...

''{Again, Strong Bad moves aside. Now the curtain shows "THE CHEAT - AND HOW! PART ANVIL?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!

''{The audience ooohs as the curtain is lifted, showing a manacled The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!

''{As the above words appear, a magnifying glass focuses on The Cheat and zooms in on a tiny prison in his fur, where a number of small black dots are rioting and squabbling. The prison has some flames coming out of the windows, and a siren is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad in front of a curtain reading "Strong Sad - DEE PRESS! DO U DARE?" with an elephant styled to look like Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget Strong Sad's feet of wonder.

''{The audience ahhhs as the curtain is moved up, revealing Strong Sad in a blue dress with a beard. A paper reading "stupid's stupid crap that I hate" appears for a moment. Strong Sad lifts the dress, revealing his feet, as the audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I call them "soolnds".

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!

''{Cut to curtain showing "Strong Mad - ATE THH! NECK?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' House-mouth!!!

''{The curtain lifts, showing Strong Mad in a loincloth. A "HOUSE-MOUTH" logo appears. The audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAAAH!! ''{Opens his mouth very wide, taking up most of his body and creating the shape of a house. The audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in from the side of the screen}'' This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!

''{He ducks away as the Compy is thrown in Strong Mad's mouth. He closes his mouth. A second later, he jumps a bit as a sparking sound is heard. Strong Mad gulps it down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in again, and throwing his hat and cane}'' ''We did it!!!'' Lalalalalalalaaaa!

''{The scene again rises like a curtain, revealing the Computer Room. The Lappy is in its place at the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy! You're back...y! You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!

''{Strong Bad sits down. Cut to the Lappy's screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing; anywhere that a comma would be appropriate, a dull tapping sound is heard}'' There ya go Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved. Okay Lappy I hope your battery's charged ''{music starts}'' cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!

''{He picks up the Lappy and walks off. Fade to black. Cut to a silhouette of Strong Bad holding the Lappy and walking across the sunset. Ghostly images of the Tandy and Compy appear over his head. The music suddenly stops with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "It was me. I like hushpuppies." The music starts again. It eventually stops again with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Can we please find my toe?

''{Strong Bad stops walking and looks up toward the ghostly images, which speed away upwards.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on Strong Bad's diamond when he says he's got a lot of important text files on Lappy's harddrive to see a selection of those files.
<table>
<tr valign="top"><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    clncknmsfrmyslf.txt<br><br>
Cool nicknames for myself<br>
--------------------------<br><br>
Mr. Lewd Comment 1965<br>
Giantus<br>
The Fake Frenchman<br>
<del style="color:red"><span style="color:black">Light 'n Fluffy</span></del> <span style="color: red; font-family:sans-serif">NO!</span><br>
Heaven in Tights<br>
Good Fortunator<br>
Bicep Lad<br>
Lebner<br>
Mighty Legit<br>
Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin<br>
Wisewallace<br>
/got nothin'<br>
The Detroit Locksmith<br>
Prudeacre
</blockquote>
</td><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
      cldshplog.txt<br><br>
 Cloud Shape Spotting Log<br>
-------------------------<br><br>
lightswitch w/no cover<br>
baseball headed baby<br>
brown water<br>
michigan w/2 bites out of it<br>
smallish elbow<br>
box of crackers (unopened)<br>
pestilence<br>
2 salamanders giving low-5's<br>
oversized novelty comb<br>
cheap date<br>
strong sad's ghost<br>
uppity maitre d<br>
strong sad's corpse<br>
diet pills
</blockquote>
</td></tr><tr><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    ltr2bkrythrftstr.txt<br><br>
Letter to Bakery Thrift Store<br>
-------------------------<br><br>
Dear Bakery Thrift Store,<br>
Whom do you think you are<br>
fooling? You sell old baked<br>
goods. The stuff regular<br>
bakeries throw away. So what<br>
if a loaf of bread is only<br>
29 cents? It's old bread.<br>
Should I start collecting<br>
roadkill squirrels, glue<br>
cotton balls to their butts<br>
and open an 'Aftermarket<br>
Rabbit Thrift Store?' Oh,<br>
wait. Yes I should. Thank You<br>
Bakery Thrift Store. Love, SB
</blockquote>
</td><td valign="bottom">[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|thumb|Horses in IT?]]</td></tr>
</table>

* Click on the roof vent after Strong Bad's joke about Horses in [[Wikipedia:Information technology|IT]] to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
* Click the plug socket after the explosion to replay the explosion animation.
* Click on the Compy's contrast dial when Strong Bad checks the second email to see some sparks fly.
*When Strong Bad says "Luke South", click on the Compy's exposed gear to see a southward traffic sign.
*At the end, before the old computers fly away, click their contrast knobs for the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] and a dancing skeleton.
*After the spectral computers fly away, click on the Lappy to see an extra scene involving the King of Town.
:''{A curtain is seen with a [[Ham|ham]] with the King of Town's head on it reading "The King of Town - ONE DER! MEAT MAN?"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' He's half-man, half-cholesterol! Can I get a "ooh-ahh" for Clogdor!
:''{The curtain lifts, revealing the King behind a counter with a frying pan on it. The [[Grabbo Arm]] is holding up a toothpick above the frying pan. "CLOGDOR!!" is written across the top of the screen.}''
:'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' Ewww! Euugh!
:''{The King of Town burps, producing an oddly-colored bubble. As it floats toward the frying pan, the Grabbo Arm juts forward, popping the bubble and creating the innards of an [[Eggs|egg]], which falls into the frying pan. The audience gasps.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' If ya think my burps are impressive, wait'll you see my—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Cutting in in front of the scene}'' —seen enough of that one lalalalalalalaaaaa!

==Fun Facts==
===Changes Between the Two-Part and One-Part Versions===
This email was originally released as a two-parter, and was re-released a week later as a single email. The following were added or changed from the original:
* The Lappy's comma key is now missing throughout the toon. Originally, the key was present in part A when the Compy and Tandy are holding the Lappy hostage but was missing in part B when Strong Bad gets it back.
* The Tandy's screen now intermittently flashes with static while Strong Bad is checking its email.
* Part A ended with the zoom-in on the Compy 386 (as the suspenseful music played). The Paper came down with a message that read, "To Be Continued Tomorrow!". Part B picked up with Strong Bad sitting at the Compy. When the two parts were combined, The Paper was removed, and a transition in and out of black now splices the two halves.
* Also removed were the "back" link at the end of part A and the "loading" screen at the beginning of part B. This is notable because even though the "back" link was on the Compy, it was written in the Lappy's font, and the "loading" screen on part B was written in the Compy's font.
* Clicking on the Compy's contrast dial creates some sparking effects.
* A gear in the Compy now turns as Strong Bad types.
* An extra scene featuring Strong Sad in Strong Bad's carnival tent was added.
* When Strong Bad attempts to type commas in his closing remarks, commas no longer appear and instead a dull tapping sound is heard.
* An Easter egg featuring the King of Town's act in Strong Bad's carnival tent was added.

===Explanations===
*The explosion following the addition of Mountain Dew and denture tablets to the Tandy 400 is due to the rapid release of carbon dioxide gas from both the carbonated water and the effervescent action of the sodium bicarbonate and citric acid in the tablets, not to be confused with the [[Wikipedia:Mentos_eruption|Coke and Mentos]] phenomenon.
*[[Wikipedia:Control-Alt-Delete|Control-Alt-Delete]] is a computer keyboard command on [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|IBM PC compatible]] systems that can be used to close programs or reboot the computer.
*A [[Wikipedia:Hushpuppy|hushpuppy]] is a deep-fried ball of cornmeal commonly eaten in the southern United States.
*Putting a magnet too close to a computer can damage the data stored on [[Wikipedia:Magnetic storage|magnetic storage]], such as [[Wikipedia:Hard disk|hard disks]].
*Structures or people are called the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Wonder of the World|Eighth Wonder of the World]] in order to liken their perceived greatness to the [[Wikipedia:Seven Wonders of the World|Seven Wonders of the Ancient World]].
*[[Wikipedia:Leviathan|Leviathan]] is the name of a sea-monster mentioned several times in the [[Wikipedia:Old Testament|Old Testament]]. The word "leviathan" is often used to refer to any large monster or creature.
*[[Wikipedia:Pesto|Pesto]] is an Italian sauce frequently served over pasta. While many variations exist, in its classic form it is made of basil, pine nuts, extra virgin olive oil and pecorino romano cheese.
* Strong Sad is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Bearded Lady|Bearded Lady]].

===Trivia===
*This email and [[flashback]] are tied for the most Easter eggs in any email to date, with eight. They're second on the site total, tied with [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. The toon with the most Easter eggs is [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] with ten.
* At 6:53, this is the longest toon on the site. It beats the previous longest email, [[alternate universe]], by nearly one minute, and the previous longest toon, [[Where's The Cheat?]], by 35 seconds.
*The [[Hanging Objects|portrait]] of Marshie's mother is hung in the same frame as the painting by the Deutsch Master in [[portrait]].
*For the first email, the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#mastertype|mastertype]]". For the second, it reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#silpheed|silpheed]]".
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to feature all three computers.
*This is the first time [[Soolnds|soolnds]] are mentioned out loud.

===Remarks===
[[Image:extra outlet and Lappy plug.png|thumb|120px|The Lappy's tail!]]
*In Marshie's Whodunnit? scene, every main character is visible silhouetted except for [[The Cheat]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Bad]] himself.
*Strong Bad says that the Lappy's hard drive holds five "[[Wikipedia:Megabyte|megs]]." However, in [[animal]], the Lappy has a "2 MB Hard Drive!".
*During Strong Bad's confrontation with the Tandy and Compy, there are clickable areas on the Lappy's screen, but clicking on them has no effect. This is because the Tandy's contrast buttons are behind the Lappy, and they are disabled in this scene.
*The word "contrast" on Strong Bad's Tandy is in a different font than it was before the Tandy was thrown out.
*If you view the Flash file, during the Mountain Dew scene there is an extra electrical outlet outside the black, complete with the Lappy's cord plugged in.
*Strong Bad highlights the various sections of the email in yellow, despite using a green monochrome monitor.
*The first two sounds that play when Strong Bad makes those highlights come from [[Wikipedia:MacOS|MacOS]]: "Purr" and "Sosumi" respectively. The third sound is from the early 90's TV game show "Scrabble".
*This is the first time an email was deleted in the Lappy era. However, it wasn't actually deleted on the Lappy.
*Strong Bad claims that he is out of potato chips, but some of the bags are partially filled.
*The Tandy and Compy were sold by Bubs to the King of Town ([[King of Town Email]]) and Homestar ([[Broken Compy Menu]]), respectively. Oddly, both denied kidnapping the Lappy in [[cliffhangers]] (Homestar) and [[Missing Lappy]] (King of Town).

[[Image:End_159.PNG|thumb|Slightly less shotgunned]]
*The hole in the Compy is smaller here than it was at the end of [[virus]], making it possible to fit a token amount of legible text onto the screen.
*In the start of the second part, the Compy starts off in "automatic hole format" but when Strong Bad starts typing his reply, some of the written text does not appear on the Compy's screen.
*Strong Mad appears to have no tongue or tonsils.
*Apparently, the cog inside the Compy processes text, yet it was shown spinning while broken at the end of [[virus]].
*The sounds of the fleas on The Cheat sound a lot like The King of Town and Strong Bad's voices sped up when they are saying "Lalalalalala."
*The Paper doesn't have a link to Strong Bad's email address.

===Goofs===
*There is no electrical outlet under the table while Strong Bad is using the Compy.
*When the camera zooms in on the box of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets, the green lines on the Tandy aren't moving.
*Right after Strong Bad deletes the Tandy email, and is about to swing the pickaxe into the keyboard, for a split second, you can hear Homestar saying "deleted", but his mouth doesn't appear to move.

===Inside References===
*This email follows directly from [[cliffhangers]], where Strong Bad's computer was kidnapped at the end of the email. The dramatic "cliffhanger resolution" music is reused from that email as well. Strong Bad's closing remarks are directed toward Jake, who sent the email featured in cliffhangers.
*This is another appearance of [[Index Cards|index cards]] on the site.
*"Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-aught dweice!" most likely refers to the fact that in 2002 Strong Bad last checked an email with the Tandy and first checked an email with the Compy.
*The position of Strong Bad's head in front of the Tandy, his reflected mouth on the Tandy's screen, and his lack of head movement are references to his early emails.
*"Number 119, a-deleted" may be a reference to Email #119 ([[animal]]) in which Strong Bad first got the Lappy.
*Two of the items on Strong Bad's Cloud Shape Spotting Log ("strong sad's ghost" and "strong sad's corpse") refer to [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].
*Homestar pouring [[Mountain Dew]] into the Tandy is a reference to [[anything]], in which he poured Mountain Dew onto the Compy.
*Strong Bad makes Homsar's walking noise and skitters around like him when he notices the Lappy's cord and is frantically pacing around.
*The Cheat was previously compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]].
*The skeleton image on the Compy's computer is from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Marzipan's curtain contains another case of [[Lowercase i's]].
*The picture on Strong Mad's curtain resembles the [[Strong Man]]. Interestingly, although the figure in the picture is wearing the Strong Man's outfit, Strong Mad's costume consists of only a loincloth.
*Soolnds, the name that Strong Sad has given his feet, was previously used in [[Strong Sad's Lament]].
*The King of Town's stage name "Clogdor" is written in the same font as [[Trogdor]]'s name on the official T-shirts.
*The sound that is made when Strong Bad hits the Tandy's keyboard with the pickaxe is from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]].

===Real-World References===
*The winged buffalo references the [[Wikipedia:Buffalo Wild Wings|Buffalo Wild Wings]] mascot.
*The [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|Teal]] Screen of Near Death is a reference to the various colored [[Wikipedia:Category:Screens of death|Screens of death]] used by computer operating systems to indicate serious system errors. The [[Compy 386]] has been seen to have its own [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]] (the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]]) on more than one occasion.
*[[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]] is an actor most known for his role in the films ''[[Wikipedia:Nine to Five|Nine to Five]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tootsie|Tootsie]]''.
*Strong Bad scrambling back and forth underneath the Lappy's cord may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]], while the music is reminiscent of the game [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]], when the player is fighting a boss.
*[[Wikipedia:Slick Rick|Slick Rick]] was a popular hip-hop artist of the late 1980's and early 1990's.
*/got nothin' in the text files is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark.com]], where people sometimes end their posts with that remark.
*Homestar pouring Mountain Dew onto the carpet after the destruction of the Tandy may be a reference to the practice of pouring [[Wikipedia:libation|libations]] on the ground to honor the dead. In Strong Bad's case, it can also be used to honor those [[video games|sent up the river]].
*"If it'll save the orphanage..." is most likely a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Blues Brothers|The Blues Brothers]]'', in which the brothers put their old band back together in order to save the orphanage in which they were raised.
*Strong Bad's contracted naming of files refers to names often given to files due to [[Wikipedia:8.3|8.3]] naming restrictions present in older [[Wikipedia:File Allocation Table|FAT]] filesystems, although his file names would be too long for these rules.
*"Just walk away, mother" is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia: Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]''. Also, the painting seen when Marshie delivers this line is drawn similarly to the caricature of [[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock|Alfred Hitchcock]] seen at the start of his television program, ''[[Wikipedia:Alfred Hitchcock Presents|Alfred Hitchcock Presents]]''.

*The [[Wikipedia:Dust Bowl|Dust Bowl]] was a series of dust storms caused by poor farming techniques that ravaged the central United States and Canada from 1934 to 1939. Hundreds of thousands of people were displaced.

*The graphics for the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes resembles those used for the 1995 [[Wikipedia:Simpsons|Simpsons]] episode [[Wikipedia:Who Shot Mr. Burns?|Who Shot Mr. Burns?]] contest sponsored by 1-800-COLLECT. It too featured silhouettes of the main characters with big question marks over each one, while a voiceover told viewers where to send in their guesses of the guilty party's identity in order to win the top prize of being animated into an upcoming episode.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|159|9999}}
*[[Mirror:sbemail159a.html|watch "retirement A"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159a.swf|view the Flash file for "retirement A"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159b.html|watch "retirement B"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:sbemail159b.swf|view the Flash file for "retirement B"]] (mirror)

{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Jeppo

Jeppo — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:07:07 GMT

Jeppo: /* The word's top 10 */ Been busy compiling 5 (FIVE!) shorts!

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#F00|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:Union jack.png|43px]]|msg=I'm '''[[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|British]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Teenage_Strong_Bad.PNG|43px]]|msg=I am '''18 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#FF6103|code=[[Image:blue_knight.gif|43px]]|msg=I patrol '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#708090|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#B0E0E6|code=[[Image:Stinkowing.png|43px]]|msg=I zap '''[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandalism]]''' to bits!<br> '''Vandalism zapped: 2'''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail.png|43px]]|msg=With a total of three emails in my fave list, the '''[[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era]]''' is the best era.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=I watch '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on my <s>iPod</s> PSP]].}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favourite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Bubs]]''' kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">I love playing '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|<span style="color:white">Stinkoman 20X6</span>]]''' and can't wait for level 10 to come out.</span>}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=orange|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I got '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Cheat_Character_Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=I don't understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''' at all. I mean, Meh?}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg= '''[[Li'l Brudder|Ahh can make it on maaah own]]'''!}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=IMG|msg=All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh '''[[Crap|CRAP!]]'''}}
|}

'''JEPPO:''' La email checka la email checka la email. ''{Pulls up email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Jeppo,<br />
You have been around here for at least<br />
a month, right. I think we should know<br />
more about you.<br />
Your friend<br />
Scott<br />
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</blockquote>

''{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}''

'''JEPPO:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? ''{stops typing}'' Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. ''{clears screen, starts typing}'' So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. ''{types run_internet.exe}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
Don't know it? You're so stupid!<br />
Don't worry let the Moogle<br />
search engine find it for you.<br />
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Let's see here, ''{Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Moogle<br />
No search results for<br />
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'<br />
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.<br /></blockquote>

'''JEPPO:''' Oh, man! Stupid computer. ''{punches computer, a spark is heard}'' Uh-Oh.

''{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}''

'''JEPPO:''' AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}''
==Interests==
*Astronomy
*Cricket
**The game, not the insect! tsk!
*Formula One
*Homestar Runner
*The internet
*Better video games
*Homestar Runner
*Physics
*Snooker
*Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

==Top 5 favourite...==
===Toons/Shorts===
# [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
# [[The Interview]]
# [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
# [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
# [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

===Emails===
# [[sibbie]]
# [[radio]]
# [[virus]]
# '''[[alternate universe]] - NEW ENTRY!'''
# [[invisibility]]

==Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

==The word's top 10==
I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted '''14,136''' words in '''59''' flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was [[Mr. Shmallow]].

===Checklist===
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Main Pages
:[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] Big Toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Shorts ''{16/26}''
::...
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Senor Mortgage]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[The Cheatar]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
::[[Image:Done.gif|Done it! Yay!]] [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[Arcade Game]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
::[[Image:Todo.gif]] [[The System is Down]]
::...
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Holiday toons
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Puppet Stuff
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Powered By The Cheat
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Strong Bad Emails
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Answering Machines
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Teen Girl Squad
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Character Videos
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Museum
:[[Image:Todo.gif]] Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

===Notes===
This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.
* Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
* If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email [[senior prom]]) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
* The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
* Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
* People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
* If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the ''Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight'' song from [[A Folky Tale]]) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

===The Word's Top 10 Flashes===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''

{| border="1" width="46%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Title !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || 985
|-
| '''2''' || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || 842
|-
| '''3''' || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || 789
|-
| '''4''' || [[Experimental Film]] || 761
|-
| '''5''' || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || 687
|-
| '''6''' || [[A Folky Tale]] || 663
|-
| '''7''' || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || 620
|-
| '''8''' || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || 610
|-
| '''9''' || [[Shopping for Danger]] || 587
|-
| '''10''' || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || 571
|}

===The Word's Top Characters===
''Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.''<br>
''There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)''

'''QUALIFICATION:''' 14 words
{| border="1" width="32%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! P !! Character !! Count
|-
| '''1''' || [[Strong Bad]] || 3,749
|-
| '''2''' || [[Homestar Runner]] || 3,043
|-
| '''3''' || [[Strong Sad]] || 1,436
|-
| '''4''' || [[Marzipan]] || 764
|-
| '''5''' || [[Coach Z]] || 719
|-
| '''6''' || [[Gunhaver]] || 570
|-
| '''7''' || [[Bubs]] || 424
|-
| '''8''' || [[John Linnell]] || 239
|-
| '''9''' || [[The King of Town]] || 226
|-
| '''10''' || [[Reynold]] || 220
|-
| '''11''' || [[The Announcer]] || 153
|-
| '''12''' || [[Saddy Dumpington]] || 140
|-
| '''13''' || [[Blue Laser Commander]] || 130
|-
| '''14''' || [[Silent Rip]] || 117
|-
| '''15''' || [[Fightgar]] || 116
|-
| '''16''' || [[Blue Laser Minions]] || 109
|-
| '''17''' || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || 104
|-
| '''=18''' || [[Larry Palaroncini]] || 99
|-
| '''=18''' || [[Senor Cardgage]] || 99
|-
| '''20''' || [[Crackotage]] || 74
|-
| '''21''' || [[The Grape Fairie]] || 56
|-
| '''=22''' || [[The Homestar Runner]] || 49
|-
| '''=22''' || [[The Robot]] || 49
|-
| '''=24''' || [[Rather Dashing]] || 47
|-
| '''=24''' || [[Strong Mad]] || 47
|-
| '''26''' || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || 44
|-
| '''27''' || [[King of Peasantry]] || 42
|-
| '''28''' || [[Li'l Brudder]] || 34
|-
| '''29''' || [[Homsar]] || 21
|-
| '''30''' || [[The Wheelchair]] || 14
|}

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

==My Thought Boxes==
Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts
<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Word's top 10 has started. Already looking good.</div>
<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Who shot J.R.? I mean, Who stole the Lappy?</div>
<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I agree Strong Bad on trading cards - I don't like them either.</div>

===Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage===
Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

'''Good thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Neutral thought box:-'''

<pre><div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div></pre>

'''Bad thought box:-'''<br>

<pre><div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div></pre>

==The final word (or sentance (or a few))==
Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

<span style="font-family: Lucida Console;">'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">J</span><span style="color:#800080;">eppo</span>'''</span> - here to give the wiki a little '''TLC'''... maybe.

Disconnected Telephones

Jeppo — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:02:13 GMT

Jeppo: /* Appearances */ thatt's not a telephone! I know HR used it as one but it's still not a phone

[[Image:coachzdf.PNG|thumb|"Yes, this phone is plugged in."]]

'''Disconnected Telephones''' are telephone handsets with frayed wires poking out of the bottom. It is uncertain whether the telephones actually work with phone service, as [[Coach Z]] was talking to his mother in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]. This is probably not the case, however, because Coach Z is known to do odd things. Some evidence that the phones have some function appears in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[replacement]] where Strong Bad uses it to page [[The Cheat]] despite the phone's lack of connectivity. There are no buttons on these phones, which would suggest that they are corded phones and the bases would have the buttons.

==Appearances==
*Email [[50 emails]] — tan phone (possibly a goof)
*Email [[replacement]] — red phone, with spiral cord
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — VCR with a yellow cord
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — red phone
*Email [[modeling]] — yellow phone
*Email [[rock opera]] — tan phone (same as in 50 emails)
*Email [[geddup noise]] — green phone (with ''and'' without cord)
*Email [[isp]] — yellow phone.

[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
[[Category:Electronics]]

homsar

Jeppo — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:30:43 GMT

Jeppo: /* Remarks */ That's already mentioned in Homsar Evolution. No need to mention it here.

{{sbenav|2|some kinda robot|butt IQ}}

[[Image:sbemail2.PNG|thumb|"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayaad?"]]

{{aboutemail}} {{forcharacter|Homsar}}

A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad killing "Homsar".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:43

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...

<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />
If you hate Homsar so much,<br />
why don't you kill him?<br />
-Vinnie C.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says the last line as "From Vinnie C."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what, Vinnie? You're right. I'll be right back. ''{gets up}''

''{Cut to Homsar standing in the Field. Strong Bad enters the frame in the foreground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homsar!

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{faces Strong Bad}'' Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayaad?

''{Strong Bad leaves the frame and the Heavy Lourde falls on Homsar, completely crushing him. Cut back to Tandy 400.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sits down, typing}'' Oh man, Vinnie. That feels so much better. Thanks a lot! ''{stops typing}'' Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad"}''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Sbemail2 old emails button.PNG|150px|thumb|"old emails" button]]
===Trivia===
*This is the first email in which Strong Bad makes fun of someone's [[Poorly Written Emails|spelling]].
*This is also the first email that shows an area outside of the [[Computer Room|computer room]].
*This is Homsar's first appearance.
*This is the first email where a character other than Strong Bad appears.
*The back button at the end of this email used to go to the games menu instead of the Strong Bad Email menu (an "old emails" button used to be present that would link to the old emails). After [[flashback]] was released, [[The Brothers Chaps]] removed the old emails button and fixed the back link.

=== Remarks ===
* When Homsar turns to face Strong Bad, only his head moves. His body stays put.
* The Flash file for this email is the smallest in terms of file size at just over 100 kilobytes.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's mouth doesn't move when he says "Doo doo doo."
*In this email Strong Bad's mask doesn't have a lace on the back of it when he goes outside.
*One of Homsar's legs is bigger than the other.

===Fast Forward===
*The [[Heavy Lourde]] makes another appearance in the [[Homsar Main Page]], where it crushes Homsar again. It then reappears in the emails [[stunt double]] and [[garage sale]].
*In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], Homsar leaves a message thanking [[Marzipan]] for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital. It's implied that he was in the hospital because the Heavy Lourde had been dropped on him in this email.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail2.html|watch "homsar"]]
*[[HR:sbemail2.swf|view the Flash file for "homsar"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]