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Talk:The Next Epi-Snowed

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:40:18 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /**/Chimendez Prime?

== The New Girl in Town ==

Who voices Crack Stuntman's girlfriend and the new evil girl? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 14:08, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
:It's not Missy. It might be [[Karen Wagner]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:17, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
::Now that I think about it, it's more likely to be [[Jackie Chapman]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds most like Jackie. Compare to "We'll be right back with more Strong Bad Emails" from [[theme song]]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:12, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Trying to avoid transcript conflicts in the future ==

I accidentally created this article with the wrong name (The S in Snow was lowercase), and a few minutes later an IP created the article with correct name. I merged the histories and moved the wrong one to the right place. Now, [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] added the transcript in progress template [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed&diff=578633&oldid=578631] before [[User:Strong Luffy|Strong Luffy]] did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed&diff=next&oldid=578643]. I suggest merging their efforts, or for one of them to stop transcribing. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:23, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Cold cuts easter egg ==

Blue lazer tells the minion to add cold cuts to the list, but when he turns they are already there. Just odd is all. {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 16:26, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Story/storey ==

Regarding Jay's comment in the history, both "story" and "storey" are valid spellings; the Wikipedia page is at [[Wikipedia:storey]]. It seems that "storey" is more commonly used in the UK though (where I live). Usually I use US spellings on the wiki (such as "novelization" in this transcript, versus the "novelisation" I'd usually use) but didn't realise this one was different. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 17:12, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Girlfriend ==

Can you see the girlfriends full face and body when using a flash decompiler? {{User:The thing/sig}} 19:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
:No, I tried, it stops right after the black border.-[[User:ThePizz|ThePizz]] 20:20, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Dr. Dre?? ==

I really don't think the title of the toon is a reference to a Dr Dre song, I think it's just a play on the phrase 'the next episode'. There's no real reason why it would be a direct reference at all.
:Agreed. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 00:44, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::What song? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:45, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I would strongly disagree. The way the title is written out, with the ellipse between Chill and Til, is exactly the way Snoop Dog raps it in the song "Nuttin' but a 'G' Thang". {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Or it could be, you know, a reference to the pun of "snow" vs. "sode". You can't seriously believe that Dr. Dre invented the phrase "the next episode". [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 01:13, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::You're missing the point. It's not simply the use of the phrase "the next episode"; it's the entirety of the title that is a reference. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 02:05, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>blinks* Now I feel dumb - I thought the title was just called "The Next Epi-Snowed", but the title card does indeed say "Just chill..." which makes it, well, unmistakable. *facefaults* [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 02:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::It's an odd phrase to use, I don't think it was a coincidence. They are just too similar sounding. {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 11:32, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== New Bad Guy Girl Character ==

Think she deserves an article, even if it's just a small stub? Every other iteration of Cheat Commandos characters has an article. [[Special:Contributions/76.242.52.163|76.242.52.163]] 22:11, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Chimendez's Voice ==

I don't think Matt does it. I know he a pretty wide variety of voices, but this one doesn't sound like it can be made by Matt's throat. It actually sounds Venezuelan. {{User:The Teach!/Twig}}
:It didn't sound like Matt's to me either, but then again it did sound as if it were quite fake. {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 11:34, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
It sounds a lot like [[Dan Cubus]]. -Anonymous, 7/29/08, 11:33.
** Sounds more like Señor, but with a deeper voice. -[[Special:Contributions/69.219.100.209|69.219.100.209]] (Everybody!, but is not logged on again)
::You have to think, that Matt's normal voice doesn't really sound like any of the characters he voices. This would probably be one of the easier voices to do for him. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:14, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== The Baroness? ==

I just looked over the page linked to in the article, and I can't see any resemblance of the New Bad Guy Girl Character to The Baroness from GI Joe, aside from the fact that they're both female villains. They don't even look anything alike. Is there anything more to connect the two than this? --[[User:Lukeonia1|Lukeonia1]] 07:35, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

==Snow==
I think the snow base, happens to be a reference to how many action figures have artic bases to. (Especially Action Man) [[User:Strong Intelligent|SI.com!]]

== Rando goof ==

I don't know where this info belongs, but i clicked "rando" and it took me to [[HR:ccd06.html]] rather than [[HR:ccdo6.html]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:54, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
:I say we note it as a goof on this article ''and'' the [[Random Toon]] article. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:13, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

== Chimendez Prime? ==

Just kind of a silly theory here... I'm by no means a ''Transformers'' fan, but the whole "Jump in this box" thing somehow reminded me of something I read somewhere about how Hot Rod became Rodimus Prime in ''Transformers'', taking the lead of the unit, then Prime eventually came back. Ya think it's at all worth mentioning, or are the similarities just a bit too farfetched to be worth mentioning? XD Like I said, I ain't no ''Transformers'' fan so I dunno what the conditions were for Hot Rod and stuff. X3 {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 07:40, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

TROGDOR!

Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:07:42 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real-World References */ ''Klax'' reference in the Viidelectrix version's page title. How could you have missed it? D:

{{gamenav|New Game|trogdor|Kid Speedy|Awexome Cross}}

{{aboutgame}} {{forcharacter|Trogdor}} {{forsong|Trogdor (song)}} {{for|[[:Category:Karaoke Videos|karaoke video]]|Trogdor (karaoke)}}

[[Image:trogdorgame.png|thumb|8-bit majesty!!]]

''"The beefy armed dragon has had it up to here with those pesky peasants. Achieve burnination and watch the countryside go up in flames."'' —[[Videlectrix]]

'''TROGDOR!''' is a game based on the character of {{Film|Trogdor}} from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dragon]]. Trogdor squishes peasants and burninates cottages, all while avoiding knights and archers.

'''Date:''' Monday, March 17, 2003

'''Page Title:''' TROGDOR!!!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!

== Instructions ==
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
|Use the arrow keys to control Trogdor.
|-
|Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.
|-
|Burn all cottages to advance a level.
|-
|Avoid knights and archers!
|-
|Press SPACE to pause.
|-
|click anywhere to START
|-
|Programmed by Jonathan Howe
|-
|Designed by Mike and Matt
|}
</blockquote>

== Interludes ==
*There are a number of interludes after the following levels, similar to the ones between some levels of Pac Man and other arcade games:
**Level 4 — "stompin' good"
::''{A lone peasant is on the left side of the screen. Trogdor approaches from the right with two knights in hot pursuit. Trogdor stomps the peasant and then turns to burninate the knights as they retreat.}''
:*Level 8 — "fry 'em up Dan"
::''{Trogdor is in the middle of the screen. Four peasants approach one by one from the left, are burninated, and exit at the bottom of the screen.}''
:*Level 12 — "parade of trogdors"
::''{Nine Trogdors parade from right to left across the screen.}''
:*Level 16 — "dancin' time"
::''{Trogdor breaks it down surrounded by ten burninated peasants and two knights}''
:*Level 20 — "flex it, troggie"
::''{Trogdor flexes his beefy arm.}''
:*Level 24 — "peasant dominoes"
::''{Seven peasants are in a line. Trogdor burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant to the left of the burninated peasant catches fire as the first peasant falls over. This effect dominoes down the line of peasants until they all fall over. Trogdor hops up and down with glee.}''
:*Level 30 — "trogdor incognito"
::''{Two peasants approach each other from opposite sides of the screen and stop in the middle. The peasant on the left burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant on the right runs off. The peasant on the left hops up and down.}''
:*Level 34 — "go trogdor # 2!"
::''{Seven peasants are hopping up and down as two Trogdors race across the screen from left to right. Trogdor number two wins the race.}''
:*Level 38 — "forbidden peasant love"
::''{Two peasants enter the screen from the right with a heart between them. As they reach the middle of the screen, a blue knight runs on screen and takes the peasant on the left away. The heart disappears as the peasant that was on the right is left alone.}''
:*Level 42 — "2 cottages"
::''{Two cottages appear.}''
:*Level 46 — "a funny joke"
::''{A knight is minding his own business on the left side of the screen. Out of nowhere, an archer appears on the right side of the screen and begins to shoot five arrows off of the knight's helmet. The archer leaves and the knight turns to face the spot where he was to find that no one is there.}''
:*Level 50 — "smote that kerrek!"
::''{Trogdor is on screen with The Kerrek. The Kerrek bounces up and down a few times before Trogdor burninates him.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! Roast Kerrek!
:*Level 100 — ''{A tiny arcade game Strong Bad enters the screen from the right.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What am I doing in this game?

::''{Arcade Strong Bad moves his arms up and down as the text "congratulations. you got good score" appears}

::'''GAME:''' Congratulations. You got good score.

::'''STRONG BAD:''' I sound so... realistic.

::''{roll credits}''

::'''cast:'''

::''{Trogdor appears}''

::'''trogdor'''

::''{A peasant appears}''

::'''perez'''

::''{A slightly different peasant appears}''

::'''hackworth'''

::''{An on-fire peasant appears}''

::''' 'the steve' '''

::''{A blue knight appears}''

::'''the blue knight'''

::''{A different blue knight appears}''

::'''the red knight'''

::''{Two archers appear, joined at their torso}''

::'''the siamese archers'''

::''{The Kerrek appears, burninated. His ashes form a roast Kerrek, complete with apple in mouth.}''

::'''and Wordly Wise as The Kerrek'''

::''{Trogdor and Arcade Strong Bad appear at an angle}''

::'''keep playing!'''

::''{The game advances to the high score screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Togdor secret.png|thumb|If more than 2,000 points are scored and Trogdor dies, [[Jonathan Howe]]'s name is shown]]
*Click and hold the "G" in the TROGDOR title to see some game hints.
**Don't let the peasants return to their cottages.
**Once you're burninating, you're invincible. 
**Burninated peasants set their cottages on fire.
**Get an extra man every 300 points.
**What's a treasure hut?!?!
**Secret Code?!?!
*On the hints screen, use the [[Wikipedia:Konami Code|Konami Code]] (up up down down left right left right B A, and then click the word "START") to start off with 30 lives.
*During the game, hit the "k" key to kick the game. This doesn't seem to give the player any advantage, but it does cause the machine to repeat the word "TROGDOR!" (A reference to [[Arcade Game]].)
*Certain huts contain gold. To get to them, Trogdor must burninate certain huts that block them.
**Some of these huts are:
**On level 7, the leftmost hut. Burninate the 4 huts in the way.
**On level 11, the lower right hut. Burninate the huts around it.
**On level 16, the upper left hut. Burninate the three huts in the way.
**On level 43, the rightmost hut. Burninate the hut above it.

== Tips ==
* If a peasant makes it back into their cottage, a point is lost on the meter of peasants squished (unless the meter is already empty). This can be frustrating when some cottages are inaccessible. Make sure to not miss opportunities to squish peasants on these levels.
* Knights move in a pattern consisting of two moves (repeated over and over), completely ignoring Trogdor and the peasants. Their pattern gets "mirrored" when they hit a wall. Learning their patterns is one of the keys to doing well in the game.
* When Trogdor burninates peasants, they will run back to their cottage, which will burninate the cottage without need for direct burnination.
* Peasants will still come out of burninated cottages, though Trogdor can walk right through them. Knights and arrows can go through any cottage.
* Archers appear in much greater frequency when progressing farther in the game, but knights tend to be the main obstacle. Be sure to pay attention to the edges of the screen for archers. Arrows go at about the same speed as Trogdor.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Using a [http://www.squarefree.com/bookmarklets/flash.html seek bar] suggests that this game was originally intended to have a high-score board. It actually does [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html here]; unfortunately, this version has the old impossible level 27 (see below) and some bugs.
*Flex it Troggie, Forbidden Peasant Love, and Smote That Kerrek are the only three animations that use art that isn't used during gameplay.

===Remarks===
*In [[Peasant's Quest]] it shows that Trogdor is invincible, but he can die in this game.
*When an archer kills Trogdor, it shows Trogdor with several arrows stuck in him, even though the archer shot only one.
*When Trogdor gets sworded, the knight is still holding his sword and there is one sticking out of Trogdor.

===Goofs===
*Sometimes, the peasants and knights walk too far upwards and end up standing in the sky.
*Trogdor doesn't actually have to step on the peasants; just have them pass over Trogdor's sprite to do the job.
**This also works inversely, for being SWORDED!.
*When the G on the "TROGDOR!" title is held down, the word "invincible" is spelled incorrectly. This is in both versions.
*On the Wii version, when the Videlectrix logo appears, and "le presente" is under it, the latter phrase almost immediately shifts over to the left by a little bit.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Lev. 27 was well nigh impossible. The peasant-paths were accessible only for 2 of the 6 cottages, so for every peasant Trogdor squished there were 2 left to wander back into their cottages (diminishing the burninator meter). Meanwhile, the cottages themselves walled him in to a very small area, which made him a sitting duck for archers and knights. This level was "fixed" as of February 12, 2005, making it much simpler to beat. The change is documented in the [[FAQ]].

===Glitches===
*Pausing causes a purple ball to become visible on the screen.
*If Trogdor dies as soon as he achieves burnination status, he will come back to life with burnination, assuming the player has any mans left.
* When the game is paused while a cottage is burninating, it will continue to burninate until it is destroyed.
*Sometimes Trogdor will get "SWORDED" just because he is near the knight, not necessarily making contact with him.
*In the .swf version, right click and click play after the knight swords Trogdor on the last man to start at -1 mans, but click play again for game over.
*If the game is paused at the "LEVEL BEATEN" screen, Trogdor will be unmovable afterward and cannot unpause.
*If Trogdor is still burninating when he goes into a secret room, it will show the flame where he last was.
*For a very short moment after burnination stops (and the fire is no longer visible), Trogdor can still burninate cottages and peasants.
*Sometimes, while in a treasure hut, Trogdor will get randomly "SWORDED" but he won't lose any lives.
*If Trogdor burninates a peasant, then runs out of burnination and squishes that same peasant, then one of the cottages may spontaneously combust after a short time.
*Right before the "Stompin' Good" cutscene, the "It's Over!" screen flashes for a split second.
*If Trogdor gets SWORDED! right after he achieves burnination status, he will appear to be shooting fire out of his arm.
*Sometimes, the "Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played" quote and the "And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiight!!" quote play at the same time when you beat a level.

===Fixed Glitches===

*If the game is paused (using the space bar) when an archer is out pulling his bow, he will get stuck there until the end of the level, even if Trogdor dies there.
**As of February 12, 2005, this glitch has been fixed so that archers will disappear after unpausing the game and reappear as normal. However, the glitch is still present on the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/trogdor.html version that includes a high score list.]

===Inside References===
*"Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you." is a reference to [[trevor the vampire]].
*"ARROWED!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
**"IT'S OVER!" is also a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*This game has a "[[Mans]]" counter.
*This game has a reference to [[blood]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Arch-Deluxe" is a reference to an old McDonald's Burger called the [[Wikipedia:Arch Deluxe|Arch Deluxe]].
*Jonathan Howe's name being an easter egg is actually a reference to Adventure for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]]. When it was made, Atari intentionally kept game designers from achieving celebrity status (or getting a sniff of royalties/credit). In rebellion to this, Warren Robinett hid his name inside what is commonly regarded as the first Easter egg. It was accessible only by picking up an invisible object, carrying it through a dragon-infested maze, and touching it to a blank wall. Doing this revealed a room with Warren's name plastered all over in rainbow colors.
*[[Wikipedia:Wordly Wise|Wordly Wise]] is a series of textbooks designed to build student's vocabulary. What this has to do with the [[Kerrek]] is unknown.
*When Trogdor dies, the replay button says "CHALLENGE AGAIN!". This references the ending of [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]], which says the same thing.
*"Fry 'em up Dan" is a direct quote from [[Wikipedia:Shel Silverstein|Shel Silverstein]]'s poem "Ladies First".
*The peasants in love may be a reference to the video game Pac-man by [http://www.namco.com/ Namco], in which Pac-man and Mrs. Pac-man move onto the screen and a heart forms above them.
*The gameplay resembles [[Wikipedia:Robotron 2084|Robotron 2084]].
*The page title for the Viidelectrix version is a reference to the motto of ''[[Wikipedia:Klax (computer game)|Klax]]'', a video game from the 80s, whose motto was "It is the nineties and there is time for ... ''Klax''".

===Fast Forward===
*[[Dan]], from the caption "Fry 'em up Dan", is later used in [[Thy Dungeonman II]] and [[Peasant's Quest]], as well as [[Stinkoman 20X6]], and possibly [[Kid Speedy]]. This seems to have become a running gag with all of the new games.

===Strong Bad Quotes===
*Strong Bad will say things during the game. Here's a list:

:'''Sworded:'''
:*"Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!"
:*"Stupid, friggin' knights." (This is always said if Trogdor is sworded while the peasant meter is at nine.)

:'''Arrowed:'''
:* "Ugh, stupid arch-deluxe."
:* "Ugh! Nothing more humiliating than getting killed by the archer... Arch-deluxe. Show you next time."

:'''Squish a Peasant:'''
:*"Squished you, peasanty."
:*"I squish you."
:*"A Squisha."
:*"A Squisha Squisha."
:*(rare)"A Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha Squisha toniiight."
:*"Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played."

:'''Get Burninate Power:'''
:*"The tables have turned!"

:'''Burninate a Cottage:'''
:*"Dooj!"

:'''Burninate a Peasant:'''
:*''{laughing}'' "He's on fire! Look at 'em burning!"

:'''Beat a Level:'''
:*"Oh yeah!"
:*"Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played."
:*"Oh, yes! And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!"

:'''Game Over (depending on actions):'''
:*"Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you." (Under 1000 points)
:*'''STRONG BAD:''' "Beat that score, Strong Sad!" (Between 1000 and 2000 points)
::*'''STRONG SAD:''' "I don't even want to play that game."
:*"Wow! That's the best secret thing I ever found in a video game. It's like... some dude's name. Flashing and stuff. ''{Jonathan Howe's name appears flashing}'' (Over 2000 points)
:*"Ugh, nothing more humiliating then getting killed by the archer...arch deluxe...show you next time!" (If Trogdor gets arrowed to end his last life)

:'''Upon reaching certain animations:'''
:*"Mmmmm, roast Kerrek!"
:*"What the? What am I doing in this game?!"
:*"I sound so... realistic."

===Viidelectrix===
There are a few differences between the original version of the game and the Viidelectrix version.
*The Videlectrix credit screen reads, "Videlectrix le presente".
*The instructions read:
<blockquote>
{| border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="text-align:center"
|-
| colspan="2" | Turn that remote sideways and use the D-pad.
|-
| colspan="2" |Stomp 10 peasants to achieve burnination.
|-
| colspan="2" |Burn all cottages to advance a level.
|-
| colspan="2" |Avoid knights and archers!
|-
| colspan="2" |Press 1 to pause.
|-
| colspan="2" |point at screen and press A to START
|-
| style="text-align:left" | Programmed by Jonathan Howe || style="text-align:right" | Designed by Mike and Matt
|-
| colspan="2" |Remote programming from Mario Klingemann & Jerason Banes
|}
</blockquote>
*The "It's over!" screen reads "PRESS 1 TO CHALLENGE AGAIN!" in the lower right-hand corner.
*Unlike previous Viidelectrix games, TROGDOR! is controlled via the [[Wikipedia:D-pad|D-pad]] instead of the Wii-mote pointer. This is through an implementation of [[Wikipedia:WiiCade#The WiiCade API|the WiiCade API]], which would explain the additional programming credit to the developers.
*The Konami code cheat is enabled, but cannot be used on a Wii (no Wii-mote button is mapped to the "B" key, so the cheat cannot be completed).
*If playing on a PC, the "A" key now functions as the pause button.
*The Videlectrix logo and title screen can be skipped when the player presses the A button (or clicks).

== External Links ==
*Play the [[HR:trogdor.html|Game]]
*Play the [[HR:trogdor.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
*Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/|Wii version of the game]] (currently down)
*Play the [[Videlectrix:vii/trogdor/game.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]] (currently down)
*Listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor theme.mp3|Game Music]] [[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor intermission.mp3|Game Music (Intermission)]]

{{VidelectrixGames}}

{{subtitlesLinks|trogdor}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Videlectrix Games]][[Category:Viidelectrix]]

Talk:Marshmallow's Last Stand

Jessica Ingmann — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:38:46 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Marzipan's Arm */

{{featuredarticle}}

==Opinions==
I can see why TBC rejected this toon, it's TERRIBLE! I don't know why they rejected the Jumping Jacks one, though. The old site was too cartoony. Part of SB's head came off and he didn't die-or even bleed. Another cartoony thing was that SM bounced into space. This cartoon is just-ughhhhhhh! It sucks like the first season of The Simpsons! '''IT SUCKS!''' Ah, felt good to let that out. -[[User:Shopiom|Shopiom]]

Even though I highly agree with you on this cartoon sucking, I must ask why you said that he didn't even die or bleed as though it's a bad thing? -[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

I'm just saying that that fact makes it too cartoony. -[[User:Shopiom|Shopiom]] 19:52, 28 Nov 2004 (MST)

Dude... it wasn't ''that'' bad. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]

I liked this cartoon, and I really hope they make it into a DVD with a modernized version. --[[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 18:25, 11 Mar 2005 (MST)

I liked it to see this old stuff. Yhea, the ''newer'' ones are better b ut it whas fun to see how much they changed.

I agree with FireBird... It's not the greatest, but it doesn't entirely suck. I'd give it 5/10. It's lacking a little. I do like the ''A Jumping Jack Contest'' better though. This is "historic" however, because it showed how much Homestar Runner and everybody have changed.--[[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]] 13:10, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I didn't like it that much... but it's kind of entertaining watching how much they've improved over the years. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 21:48, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

First of all, this cartoon sucks more than The King Of Town's cartoon. but so does a lot of crap in the museum. that's why this cartoon doesn't belong in DVD form, but only in the h*r museum. Secondly, They may have to "set up" the re-release of the cartoon. If the cartoon appears as a full length toon, it should be regarding a character visiting the marshmallow stand and getting information from the employee in a flashback, momentarily interrupted from time to time by events in the current world. since I predict a ridiculously huge cartoon, t should be a story told in two parts. Truly this will be an epic. --[[User:Helios Rex|Helios Rex]]

== How do you watch it? ==

How do you watch it?

Krackajack

The link (mirror) is in the External Links section of the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|toon]]. And may I suggest [[Special:log in|creating]] a User Name? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

Well, I once went to [[http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com]] and they have everything old tht was on the site. You can view this toon, and the jumping jacks one on that site.[[User:unknown|Unknown]]

:Okay, but like FireBird said, the link for the toon is right at the bottom of the article.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:23, 19 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Donkey Kong? ==

Does anyone think that right after Strong Mad is bounced into space, when Strong Bad jumps in to the ring and jumps from side to side, it could be a reference to the opening sequence from Donkey Kong, where Donkey Kong stomps the girders?

DONKEY KONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!! But I don't know what you're talking about. -[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

If you don't remember this part, you might be thinking of the NES game, which didn't have this part. The arcade version had a short cutscene before the first level showing Donkey Kong taking Pauline up to the top of the first level and jumping around in a way that's similar to Strong Mad in this, to make the girders tilted the way they are when you start the level. This scene also shows up in the Game Boy version of the game.

== I like it. ==

It's primitive, and a lot more plot-oriented than the later HR content, but it's cute.

Mostly, I just like SB's wrestling stance. ARRRRR.

Me too. I think they should put it back as a museum feature. Unknown

== The sound when Strong Mad is launched into space? ==

I know I've heard that from some very old video game... any ideas where it's from?

Ooo! I know! a game called chicken invaders was an old arcade type shooter with that noise!

Oh....maybe i'll make a flash version of that game....just becouse of the cool sound- [[Sibbie]]

==Old Interview Context==
Look at this:

Mike Chapman: It's been off the site for awhile now. You can see it at www.robofilms.com in the archives section. It's called 'Marshmallows last stand'. It was the first cartoon we did for the site.

Stephan: Oh yeah, the art is really different in those. You can tell its older.

Mike Chapman: Yeah, that's why we took it off the site. The characters are completely different. Saying and doing things they'd never do now.

Just thought ya might wanna know. But this is an old interview. -- [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 02:05, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==Kinda Creepy==
Does anyone else find it creepy how Strong Mad is always facing the camera in this 'toon and seems to flip around to face us instantly? [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

== Very little to do ==

I don't know why this toon was called "Marshmallow's Last Stand". It had very little to do with the place. It should have been called "Tag Team Wrestling". -Kinsey
: It's should "have", by the way. Anyway, I'm not saying you're wrong, but that IS the name of the 'toon. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:05, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Or maybe it's just a play on the words. "Marshmallow" is Homestar, because he loves them so much and eats them a lot, and it's his "Last Stand." Just a theory, but still. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

I think if they remake it, the remake should be called "The War for the Star." [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 17:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

== Mike Tyson's Punch Out ==

I was watching this today, and it seemed to me that the crowd noise might have been lifted by TBC from Mike Tyson's Punch Out. It sounds quite similar, from my recollections...Obviously they are fans of the old NES game, as seen in the Easter Egg for [[montage]]. What does anyone else think? --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 16:40, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:I just tried it out, and the crowd doesn't really sound the same. Is there a specific part of the toon you are referring to? Punch Out has kind of a dullish roar as opposed the yell-ish type sounds I hear in Marshmallow's Last Stand. Of course, it could just be the speakers on my laptop. I'll try again when I'm home.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:00, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::I'll have to fire up my emulator when i'm at home, and give it a listen...Like i said, i was going off my memory, which apparently might not be so good! --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 12:56, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Hollow Head ==

Strong Bad's head seems to be hollow after the bomb went off on it.

Hello...this was originally a children's series. Kids are not supposed to see gore, although you have no idea how much I have seen in my early years. They had to break that barrier in time, In Yello Dello and reform it, in the TGS series. Poop is as offensive as they will go. [[User:Helios Rex|Helios Rex]]

== Crap! ==

I can't beleave the Chap bros made this crap.

Hmmm I wonder why they took it off...
seriously this was a long time ago. Besides I still like it.

[[User:Choco|Choco]] 23:04, 21 October 2005 (UTC)

It's cute, to say the least.
[[User:DaChazman|DaChazman]]

==Space==

Shouldn't we have an arcticle on space? It appears about three times after all. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 18:07, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
:Although I'm not arguing for its existence, I make it more than three:
:*[[Main Page 1]]
:*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
:*[[New Boots]]
:*[[japanese cartoon]] (and subsequent 20X6edness)
:*[[best thing]]
:*[[ghosts]] (sort of—Strong Sad's Easter egg) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 18:43, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

Good point. So seeing as there are about 6 referances, shouldnt there be a page?? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 18:52, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

:Perhaps a better question would be why haven't you created one already? Please '''be bold''' and go for it: [[Space]].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:55, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

:Alrighty then. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 18:57, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

==Disambig==
Is the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|disambiguation page]] really that necessary? I think the place should be just "Marshmallow's Last Stand", while the toon would remain "Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)" with a disambiguation notices at the top. Like [[User:furrykef|furrykef]] said, it's good enough for Wikipedia and it's still good enough for us. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:23, 1 May 2005 (UTC)

:If that was done, I would think we would want the toon to be on the "Marshmallow's Last Stand" page and the place to remain at "Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)", seeing as how the toon eclipses the place.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:39, 2 May 2005 (UTC)

Ugh! You linked to a disambig page! Please change that very soon. I'd do it myself, but I don't want to mess with something somebody else wrote. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}}

:Of course he linked to a disambiguation page... That's what they were talking about. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:02, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

why is (toon) at the end of the title...we dont have wheres the cheat (toon) etc..unless its there for a real good reason...then i vote we take that part off...seriously

:Marshmallow's Last Stand is also an actual marshmallow stand, seen in [[date]] for one. --[[User:Some HSR themed username|Some HSR themed username]] 01:33, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:: I'm planning to remove "(toon)" from this article's title (leaving "(place)" in the other one), adjust all the links to it, and kill the disambiguation page. When choosing which article gets the base title, the toon should take precedence over the place. {{User:Bill/sig}} 21:53, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

::: Okay, I'll delete the disambig page to make way for the move. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:35, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffcloseddecline}}

=== Dixie's Last Stand ===
{{stufffact|In this toon, Homestar Runner has a hint of a southern accent. TBC are from Georgia.
*It could explain why [[The Homestar Runner|Old-Timey Homestar]] has a bit of a southern accent.}}
{{stuffverdict|05:01, 2 October 2006 (UTC)|04:10, 5 October 2006 (UTC)|unanimously declined|13|0|Marshmallow's Last Stand}}

== Copyright ==

Now that this cartoon (Along with A Jumping Jack contest) has been removed from the website and is only available on DVD, is it still legal to keep the mirror up, or did the copyright somehow change after it was up on the website? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 19:42, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

:We're going to leave it as is. If we are asked to remove it by The Brothers Chaps, we will immediately comply. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 06:06, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

== Marzipan's Arm ==

Now I KNOW I ain't the only one who noticed Marzipan had an ARM in this toon... X3 {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 00:16, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
:First, ain't? Second, Marzipan does not have an arm in this toon...or ever had an arm. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:24, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, she's directly behind Señor, whose head could be mistaken for her body. Consequently, his arm could be mistaken for hers.[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 01:08, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Ah HAH... It looked more purple to me for some reason. Ah well! {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 02:38, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Talk:Marshmallow's Last Stand

Jessica Ingmann — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:16:50 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /**/Marzipan's Arm

User talk:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:22:54 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Today your birthday? */

{{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 16:45, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

== Today your birthday? ==

You did update your age. Enjoy twenty-fourdom! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:06, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
: Actually, my birthday was October 10th. Clearly, I don't visit here as often as I should! XD {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 22:11, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:: Oh. Well... then... um... happy birthday-and-a-month-and-seventeen-days? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:20, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
::: Indeed! X3 Thanks! :D {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 22:22, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

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Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:22:29 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Whoops! That ain't right... XD

[[Image:HRW JUI.gif|It's me!]]([[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica U. Ingmann]])[[Image:HRW RM7-SS.gif|It's Strong Sad! <3]]

Scroll Button Songs

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:20:30 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Someone get that mirror up! :x

{{about|list of all scroll button songs}} {{for|DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs|Scroll Button Songs (video)}}

The '''Scroll Button Song''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]].

__TOC__ 
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Song !! width="275" | Time Featured !! width="70" | Listen
|- id= "SB-2007-11-27
|Oh you are now scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons, put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test!|| November 27, 2007 – Present ''[[yes, wrestling]] – Present'' || [[HR:sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2007-08-13
|''{Music is playing}'' Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... ''{Music ends}''|| August 13, 2007 – November 26, 2007 ''[[mini-golf]] – [[business trip]]'' || Listen (Pending)
|- id= "SB-2007-01-22"
|Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind. || January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007 ''[[looking old]] – [[the paper]]'' || [[Mirror:20070122 sbemail lappy.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2006-07-10"
|I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! || July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007 ''[[redesign]] – [[what I want]]'' || [[Mirror:20060710 sbemail lappy.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2006-01-08"
|Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... || January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006 ''[[highschool]] – [[isp]]'' || [[Mirror:20060108 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2005-09-12"
|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! || September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006 ''[[lady...ing]] – [[portrait]]'' || [[Mirror:20050912 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2005-06-06"
|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 – September 11, 2005 ''[[boring (really)]] – [[lady...ing]]'' || [[Mirror:20050606 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-11-29"
|Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 ''[[animal]] – [[do over]]'' || [[Mirror:20041129 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-11-08"
|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! 
 || November 8 – November 28, 2004 ''[[montage]] – [[virus]]'' || [[Mirror:20041108 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-08-16"
| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah! || August 16 – November 7, 2004 ''[[other days]] – [[extra plug]]'' || [[Mirror:20040816 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-04-20"
|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 – August 15, 2004 ''[[car]] – [[for kids]]'' || [[Mirror:20040420 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-03-16"
|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! || March 16 – April 19, 2004 ''[[flashback]]'' || [[Mirror:20040316 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-01-19"
|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 – March 15, 2004 ''[[the bet]] – [[different town]]'' || [[Mirror:20040119 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-11-25"
|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 ''[[colonization]] – [[video games]]'' || [[Mirror:20031125 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-09-15"
|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 – November 24, 2003 ''[[kids' book]] – [[local news]]'' || [[Mirror:20030915 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-08-04"
|Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 – September 14, 2003 ''[[stunt double]] – [[kids' book]]'' || [[Mirror:20030804 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-05-19"
|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! '''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. || May 19 – August 3, 2003 ''[[mascot]] – [[stunt double]]'' || [[Mirror:20030519 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-03-31"
|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 – May 18, 2003 ''[[caper]] – [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030331 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-01-20"
|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. || January 20 – March 30, 2003 ''[[marzipan]] – [[autobiography]]'' || [[Mirror:20030120 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-01-19"
|Scroll-a boTOnes! || ''Unknown'' – January 19, 2003 ''Unknown – [[dragon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030119 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2002-scriggities"
|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. || ''Unknown'' ''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-09-09"
|'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. || September 9, 2002 – ''Unknown'' ''[[invisibility]] – Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-07-29"
|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002 ''[[property of ones]] – [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-07-08"
|Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? || July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002 ''[[sisters]] – [[helium]]'' || [[Mirror:20020708 sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2002-together"
|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. || ''Unknown'' – June 25, 2002 ''Unknown – [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-03-04"
|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. || March 4, 2002 – ''Unknown'' ''[[band names]] – Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*The August 13th, 2007 song is the only one to include music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.

===Inside References===
*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]] which was released simultaneously with the rap.
*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]], in which Coach Z first performs "[[These peoples try to fade me]]."

===Real-World References===
*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to [[Wikipedia:Norman Rockwell|Norman Rockwell]], an early-20th-century painter. The phrase "I rock well" is from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]] song ''[[Wikipedia:Licensed to Ill|Brass Monkey]]''.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[HR:sbemail lappy.swf|View the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Lists]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

User:Jessica Ingmann/sig

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:12:55 GMT

Jessica Ingmann:

[[Image:HRW JUI.gif|It's me!]]([[User:Jessica U. Ingmann|Jessica U. Ingmann]])[[Image:HRW RM7-SS.gif|It's Strong Sad! <3]]

User talk:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:11:33 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Today your birthday? */ Not quite!

User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:58:04 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica Uma Ingmann */

== Welcome! ==
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 24 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 

== Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner'' ==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
=== Favorite Cartoons ===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')

Ever and More

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:16:55 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Inside References */ A little note about Strong Sad's helmet/outfit.

{{toonnav|Shorts|helmets|One Two, One Two|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Ever and More.png|thumb|"And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake, I call forth Brother of Town!"]]
The [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets|Broternal Order]] comes to order!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[King of Town]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[The Bar]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' June 26, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:50

'''Page Title:''' B-O-D-H Local 1-1-Style

==Transcript==
''{Open on Coach Z and Strong Sad sitting at a table. Coach Z is wearing a Spartan helmet, and Strong Sad is wearing his astronaut helmet}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, that's a horrible recipe.

'''COACH Z:''' Lemme run this one by ya. We start with a pound of rubber cement.

''{Cut to another view of the table, with Strong Mad, Bubs and The Poopsmith. Strong Mad is wearing a football helmet on top of his head, Bubs is wearing a fireman's hat, and The Poopsmith is wearing a Judge Dredd helmet}''

'''BUBS:''' I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years! That's whycome I'm in such a bad mood all the time!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST ''{Holds up needle and thread}'' A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that'd be a sweet deal I couldn't refuse!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Order! ''{Strong Mad, Bubs and The Poopsmith pay attention. Cut to Homestar, who's wearing his horned helmet and banging a chicken drumstick on the table}'' Order! I hereby call this meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets to order! Now let us begin with a rousing rendition of our frothy, shaky chant. ''{Waving drumstick like a conductor's baton}'' And one, two, three!

''{Cut to another view of the table. Bubs, Strong Bad and Coach Z are visible. Strong Bad is wearing a miner's helmet}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

''{Cut to another view. Strong Sad and Pom Pom are visible. Pom Pom is wearing a Samurai helmet. Strong Sad isn't singing and has his arms folded}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Singing—

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more time!

'''ALL:''' ''{singing, getting higher at the end}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

''{Near the end of the song, cut to The Cheat next to Strong Mad. The Cheat is wearing an old-fashioned British policeman's hat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad! Why weren't you singing?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe in the message!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, yes you do. All in favor?

'''ALL EXCEPT STRONG SAD:''' Aye!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All opposed?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The ayes win! ''{To Strong Sad}'' You believe in the message now!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Slapping Homestar on the back}'' I really do!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I now give the floor to our treasurer, regarding shiny new ways to misappropriate funds.

'''BUBS:''' Thank you, Brotherstar Runnerbro... ther. Well, I've taken the minutes from last's month's meeting, ''{holds them up}'' and sold them as rollover minutes to third world countries! ''{holds up another piece of paper with a picture of Homsar on it}'' Then I bought myself, I mean the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, a jetski! ''{holds up a jetski}'' But then I wrecked it and broke my shin! ''{Holds up leg}'' So now my rubbing ointment ''{holds it up}'' costs fifty bucks a tube!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fantastic! And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake, I call forth, Brother of Town.

''{The King of Town comes onscreen, wearing an Imperial German Army helmet}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Yaaaaay.

''{Homestar and the King of Town move around for a second}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody got it? This: ''{The word "This" appears onscreen, then Homestar moves around as three arrows appear onscreen}'' Then this: ''{The words "Then this" appears onscreen, then Homestar moves around some more and more complex arrows appear on the screen}'' And now Brother Strong Bad, with his weekly power play.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Clears throat, then speaks angrily}'' What's the matter with you guys? I should be in charge here! Why is Homestar running this secret club? ''{Banging his fist on the table}'' Singing songs and secret handshakes? That's rejected Girl Scout camp material! Put me in charge, and we'll be hitting each other with wooden stools until the morning light! Eating triple-fried pork rinds and burping video game music six ways till Tuesday! "Ever and More"? That's horse pocky, you fools! It's all marketing mumbo jumbo! ''{upset}'' Don't believe a word of it!

''{Strong Bad pants}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you, Strong Bad. We look forward to hearing from you next week.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{subdued}'' Thank you, Supreme Overlord.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, our meeting is adjourned. So everybody buddy up and get to work on that secret handshake. I'm gonna go take a bath in a pile of gold coins.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat imitating the movements Homestar and the King of Town made earlier, with their hands on their hips. Cut to the words "end. friend." on a black screen}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the word "friend" at the end of the short to see Homestar Runner laying in a bathtub full of gold coins in the bathroom of the Brothers Strong.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing to the tune of the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales|DuckTales]]'' theme song}'' Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doo doo, ah-doo doo!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Broternal" is a [[portmanteau]] of "brotherly" and "fraternal", two adjectives that are often found in names of male-only secret societies.

===Remarks===
*This may be the only instance of Strong Bad regarding Homestar Runner as a superior.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Mad holds up the needle as he talks his lower lip overlaps on the needle.

===Inside References===
* Strong Sad's astronaut costume was previously seen in [[senior prom]], though he's only wearing the helmet part here.
* The order's song was previously sung by Homestar in [[the movies]]. Homestar also wore the horned helmet in that email.
* Strong Bad's miner helmet was seen in the email [[cheatday]].
* The King of Town's German helmet is similar to the one [[The Kaiser]], his [[Old-Timey]] counterpart, wears.
* The Broternal Order's secret handshake is another reference to characters' [[Lack of Visible Arms]].
* This is an occurrence of [[Strong Sad Smiling]].
* The pennant on the wall reads "[[Lemke|LEMKE!]]".
* Bubs's jetski is labeled "WETSKi", another instance of [[Lowercase i's]].

===Real World References===
[[Image:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png|thumb]]
*The Poopsmith is wearing [[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd|Judge Dredd]]'s helmet.
*The [[Cold Ones]] Light poster closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:Pabst Brewing Company#Old Style|Old Style]] beer logo.
*The lyrics Homestar sings in the bathtub of gold coins are rearranged from the theme song to [[Wikipedia:Disney|Disney]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales|DuckTales]]''. Homestar's behavior mirrors [[Wikipedia: Scrooge McDuck|Scrooge McDuck]]'s, who enjoyed diving into a vault of gold coins in the TV show.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:helmets.html|watch "Ever and More!"]]
* [[HR:helmets.swf|view the Flash file for "Ever and More!"]]
* [[Forum:11746|forum thread re: "Ever and More!"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|helmets}}
[[Category:Shorts]]

the paper

Jessica Ingmann — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:59:29 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Explanations */ "Load bearing bosses" lead to an article that doesn't exist.

{{aboutemail}}{{for|[[pseudocharacter]]|The Paper}}
{{sbenav|173}}
[[Image:Sbemail173thepaper.PNG|thumb|"Did you hear that? It said 'Preeeeow!'"]]

Strong Bad reminisces about [[The Paper]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[The Paper]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Lil' Strong Sad]][[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[New Paper]], {{film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Island]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, June 11, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:08

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: The Paper...</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best 
moment that you had with the paper? 
Thank You 
Kyle Williams 
North Ogden, Utah
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the state as "Ewwwtah".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite. Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!

''{The printer falls onto Strong Bad, knocking him offscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW!!!

''{Cut back to show the full computer room. The wrecked printer is on the ground, with Strong Bad reeling next to it. The printer prints a sheet with a sickly, distorted sound. A dramatic chord plays. Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which reads "I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The Paper! No!!!

''{Cut back to a shot of the whole screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!

''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which prints out some more text reading "wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' We sure did, pal.

''{Cut back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...

''{Harp music plays. It transitions to Lil' Strong Bad and Strong Sad, in front of a computer and printer. Strong Sad is typing.}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hurry up, Diaper Stripe! I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!

''{Strong Sad hits a key, and a paper prints out of the printer.}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Did you hear that?

''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which reads "[[Preeeeow]], world."}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' It said "Preeeeow!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you were always phenomenal over the boards on defense!

''{Cut to the stadium. Strong Bad is wearing a headband, dancing in front of a basketball hoop as though blocking it. Homestar Runner holds a football and is wearing kneepads and a purple shirt that reads "Team Kneepads 15". The scoreboard gives a score of "?" for the Home team and "$" for the Visitors.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar had the ball at the top of the key. ''{bounces the football twice}'' Dribble, dribble, ''{throws it toward the hoop}'' shoot!

''{The Paper comes down reading "Manute Bol" in front of the hoop, blocking the shot. Strong Bad looks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh! ''{closeup}'' Get that weak mess outta here!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on ''my'' team.

''{Cut back a bit. Homsar is hovering in midair behind Homestar, wearing a similar shirt but with the number ".4". He has a kneepad on his hat instead of his legs.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{his hat flies offscreen}'' AaAaAaAaAaAaA ''{his hat lands on Strong Bad}'' aAaAaAaAa...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, over Homsar}'' I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the computer room, in front of the [[Compy 386|Compy]]. A black version of The Paper designed to resemble bat wings comes down with a purple glow and a drop of [[blood]] that slowly drips off. It has the usual text printed in a Gothic font, but it's nearly unreadable.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! ''{Looks up, holds up his hands in a defensive stance.}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compy up close.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or your preppy phase, for that matter.

''{The Paper comes down. It appears to be wearing a pink polo shirt with a turquoise scarf. The shirt has "Tennis" stitched into it with an image of a tennis racket above it. Only the word "golf" is visible on The Paper itself. Strong Bad looks up, then down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But you always watched out for your younger brothers and sisters.

''{Another drop of blood drips down from The Paper. Cut to computer room with the Lappy on the desk. Homestar is wrapped up in paper dangling from the ceiling. A bottle of Mountain Dew is visible on the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, I was just trying to pour Mountain Dew on it! Ohwait. I mean Mello Yello on it! Ohwait. I mean Sierra Mist!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fresca! ''{pronounced "fresha"}'' Surge!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who knows how many times you saved my shiny black keister?

''{Cut to Strong Bad, on the Island, which has a hole in it and is slowly sinking. Strong Bad is wearing a ragged bandanna. Many shark fins appear circling the island.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!

''{The Paper comes down reading "Anybody need a lift?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking up}'' The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang! Let's go! Jump!

''{He jumps up and grabs The Paper, which reels upwards. Cut back to a silhouetted version of the scene over a sunset. Strong Bad and The Paper appear to be flying away from the island. Video game music plays. The words "GAME OVER" and "PROGRAMMERS:" appear after a moment as the island sinks completely. Transition back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe this is really it!

''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper. It prints out "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Farewell—

''{Cut to a full shot. Strong Bad pats the printer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —my stripèd friend.

''{Strong Bad pulls out the [[BMW Lighter]]. Cut to a closeup of The Paper again. Strong Bad burns it, leaving ashes that read "BYE NOW". Cut back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, distressed}'' And The Paper goeth into the ''{a spotlight shines down on Strong Bad}'' niiIIiiIIiiIIght!

''{The scene fades out, then back in to Strong Bad in front of the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking up}'' How's it comin' up there, Bubs?

''{Bubs's hand drops down.}''

'''BUBS:''' I'm almost finished!

''{For a few seconds, Bubs mumbles and socket wrench noises are heard.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' There!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, now hit us with some Preeow 2.0!

''{A new paper comes down slowly making shuffling noises. A key with "@" is drawn on the left, and an envelope with Strong Bad's face in it is drawn on the right. The text and graphics on the new paper are slightly striped with white, and the "@" key is striped with cyan, yellow and magenta on the bottom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What the? How am I ever supposed to pronounce that garglemesh? ''{imitating the printer's noises}'' Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue. Alright New Paper, you are officially on trial status. So ya better get to impressin'!

''{[[New Paper]] comes down a little more, printing out an [[ASCII art]] butt made with hyphens and dollar signs, with "(but, a butt)" printed next to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Well... that's a start.

==Easter Eggs==

*Click "Butt" at the end to see Homestar tangled in the Paper later on that day.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing to the tune of Neverending Story}'' The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...
*Click "impressin'" at the end to see a revisit of [[One Two, One Two]].
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Bouncing his football}'' Dribble dribble, shoot! Dribble dribble, shoot shoot! ''{Continues over Coach Z's lines}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Ooh, dang! ''{Claps four times}'' Ooh, dang! ''{Claps four times}''
:''{Both continue over Strong Bad's lines}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Look! We're not doing this again. Look! We're not doing this again. ''{Record scratch, Homestar and Coach Z stop}'' We're really not doing this again!
:''{Scoreboard changes from ? to G}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
* Strong Bad's comment about not having killed any end bosses is a reference to load bearing bosses, bosses in video games that, when defeated, result in the destruction of the surrounding environment.

===Trivia===
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Logo|Logo]]" and "[[Floppy Disk Container#the colonel's bequest|colonel's bequest]]" in the flashbacks. In the present, it reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#rise of the triad|rise of the triad]]".
* Strong Bad [[fourth wall breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning that he remembered first meeting The Paper like it was "a wavy flashback".
*During the flashback of The Paper's goth phase, the screen of the Compy 386 reads, in part (this is all that is available in the Flash file):
<blockquote class="short compy email">
a> See there Tompo, 
wasted youth. I 
six or eleven
</blockquote>
*During the flashback of The Paper's preppy phase, the screen of the Compy 386 reads:
<blockquote class="short compy email">
a> Kick the booty all day long, I 
say. But, ya know, maybe not.
</blockquote>
*During the flashback of Homestar being tangled up by The Paper, the screen of Lappy 486 reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="background-image: none">
]Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak 
instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No 
skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm 
at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.
</blockquote>
*This email was sent in by HRWiki member [[user:Thewi2kbug|thewi2kbug]].

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's printer [[Wikipedia:Hammerspace|seems to fall out of nowhere]]. While The Paper itself frequently appears from seemingly nowhere, this is the first time we have seen the printer do so.
*In [[more armies]], The Paper came down wrinkled and torn. However, when it comes out of the printer here, it is not torn or wrinkled.
*Even though The Paper's plug falls out of the outlet, it is still able to print messages to Strong Bad.
*When the email was originally released, the background crowd noise after The Paper blocked Homestar's shot was somewhat louder and overlapped Homestar's line as well as Homsar's bit. By the end of the first day of release, the background cheers were reduced at the block, and eliminated altogether as Homestar begins to speak.
*Ordinarily, The Paper prints upside-down, with the ''last'' line toward the free edge of the page. When shown together with the printer, however, it prints right-side-up.
*In the goth The Paper flashback, the contrast on the Compy can be changed... normally, this can't be done on zoomed-out shots. The contrast setting remains the same in the next flashback, rather than resetting, like it usually does.

===Goofs===
*When the printer falls on top of Strong Bad, there is a section of paper sticking out of it. When you see the printer on the ground there's no paper until it starts printing.
*There are extra lengths of paper sticking out when The Paper says, "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO." On the next close-up to The Paper, these extra lengths are missing.

===Glitches===
*In the Easter egg, some of Coach Z's claps are out of sync to his movements. The same is also true for Homestar's dribble and shooting movements, shortly before Strong Bad appears.

===Fixed Glitches===
*During The Paper's "preppy" phase, the contrast control used to affect the area outside the Compy's screen.

===Inside References===
*The departure of The Paper was foretold in [[montage]] and implied in the previous email, [[more armies]].
*The music when Strong Bad is carried off the island is from [[Population: Tire]].
*Strong Bad says "jump" when he jumps in the same manner as in [[alternate universe]].
*After Strong Bad interrupts the rhythmic Easter egg, the scoreboard changes to [[G]].
*Homestar refers to [[autobiography]], [[anything]], and [[trading cards]] when he says, "Homestar has the ball at the top of the key!"
*Lil' Strong Bad's duck shirt is a variation of the [[Duckie Shirt]].
*"And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!" is a reference to the song in [[guitar]], which Strong Bad ended by screaming that the dragon comes in the night. The Paper was burned with the [[BMW Lighter]] in both instances, but in guitar only the edge was scorched.
**Strong Bad also mirrored this line in [[dragon]], in which he replaced the word "dragon" with "Trogdor."
*The pear and leaves wallpaper was first seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*The computer seen in the flashback is the same computer used in the [[Email Processing Room]].
*Homestar's "Kneepads Team" could be referring to "Homestar's Knees Tech", from [[mascot]], or possibly Coach Z's "spring shin tryouts" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*As Strong Bad attempts to block Homestar's shot, he makes Homsar's walking noise, just as he did in [[retirement]].
*The phrase on the New Paper, "but, a butt" is similar to Strong Bad's line in [[TrogdorCon '97]], "...but, you're... a butt."
*Strong Bad calls The Paper his "[[-èd|stripèd]] friend".
*Homestar poured [[Mountain Dew]] on Strong Bad's other computers in [[anything]] and [[retirement]].
*Strong Bad's rhetorical question, "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!?" refers to [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|the many malfunctions]] he's had in the past.
*The song Homestar sings is a reference to the Easter egg in the email [[anything]], in which he sang a parody of the [http://users.pandora.be/soundtrack-fm/Reviews/Klaus_Doldinger/neverending_story/neverending_story.htm theme song] of the 1984 fantasy movie [[IMDB:tt0088323|The NeverEnding Story]].
*Strong Bad saying, "Look! We're not doing this again" in sync with Coach Z and Homestar in the second Easter egg refers to [[One Two, One Two]].

===Real-World References===
*"Preeeeow, world", is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hello world program|"hello world" programs]].
*[[Mountain Dew]], [[Wikipedia:Mello Yello|Mello Yello]], [[Wikipedia:Sierra Mist|Sierra Mist]], [[Wikipedia:Fresca|Fresca]], and [[Wikipedia:Surge|Surge]] are all citrus-flavored sodas.
*[[Wikipedia:Tastykake|Tastykakes]] are snack cakes made by the Tasty Baking Company in Philadelphia since 1914. Available for the most part only in the Eastern section of the US, the cakes are often shipped to people now in other parts of the world who grew up with the treats while living in the East.
*The football Homestar dribbles in the gym is an old ball from the defunct [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]] football league, founded by [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] owner [[Wikipedia:Vince McMahon|Vince McMahon]].
*[[Wikipedia:Manute Bol|Manute Bol]] is a Sudanese-born basketball player and activist. He is known for his height (7'7"/2.31 m), which allowed him to become a top shot blocker in the NBA.
*[[Wikipedia:Goth_subculture|Goth]] is a subculture of many young people of North America and Europe. It is commonly characterized by black or very dark colors, an interest in the macabre and gruesome, and a medieval aesthetic, hence the Paper displaying [[Wikipedia:Blackletter|Gothic script]], a script commonly used between the 12th and 16th centuries in Europe.
*[[Wikipedia:Pyongyang|Pyongyang]] is the capital city of [[Wikipedia:North Korea|North Korea]].
* The shirt Lil' Strong Sad is wearing is the same shirt [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]] wears.



==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Halloween Potion-ma-jig

Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:01:16 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Easter Eggs */ More on The Cheat!

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween05|Happy Fireworks|More Fan Costumes}}
[[Image:ween05.png|thumb|"Whoa. This is a cool new background!"]]
Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Hornblower}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Tofu Homestar]]

See '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]]

'''Page Title:''' Choose it or Lose it!

'''Date:''' November 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 6:00 (Site Approximation)

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==
''{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?

''{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back, revealing the interior of Homestar's house, including pictures of Homestar's past costumes framed on the wall. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What up, Homestar? Here's your costume!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the costume}'' Oh, thanks. You win!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{noticing the paper and markers}'' Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do—

''{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}''

<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. *****-Water 2. Powdered ********* 3. Essence of ********* Stir ingredients with a *********** Say this magic incantation: *****************************</div>

''{Drawings of bugs and [[ducks]] obscure all of the important parts, asterisked. Also, Homestar has written [[:Image:Mean sean.PNG|"MEAN SEAN"]], "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' —to my Halloween Potion recipe?

''{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. ''{turns away from Marzipan}'' Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!

''{Music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{humbly}'' Yes, Mom-zipan.

''{The screen displays "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" and "A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE", followed by the usual credits (with the notable addition of "[[Jonathan Howe|Jonathan]] programs"), over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky woods, where Homestar is now in costume.}''

===The Water===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients. Let's see, the first one is ''{pulls out the paper}'' "Something Water." Hmmmmmmmm...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{from a distance}'' Really?

''{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}''

'''COACH Z:''' Then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''COACH Z:''' Guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.

''{Homestar walks up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um...

''{A box shows up reading "CHOICE TIME!!!" and the three choices:}''

==== 1. Do either of you have any... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do either of you have any cash on you? ''{imitating a shady drifter}'' I'm trying to get a me a sandwich or somethin'. Uh, my car broke down and I'm out of gas.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, sorry, man. All I gots is this bottle of, uh, ghost water?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's perfect! I was planning on blowin' that money on ghost water anyways.

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with "Ghost Water". A victory sound plays.}''

==== 2. I need something that would be... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?

'''COACH Z:''' Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I won't question that!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with "Questionable Water". A victory sound plays.}''

==== 3. Taco-Man came by... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water. What are you guys gonna do for me?

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with "Stank Water". A victory sound plays.}''

=== The Powder ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I gotta keep searchin'. ''{starts to walk offscreen to the right}'' Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.

''{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. The King of Town is holding a bucket of fried chicken. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Whaddaya know! How ya diggin'?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good. 'Cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Too much mayo?! I ''love'' too much mayo!

''{The choice dialogue comes up again.}''

==== 1. Hey! I've got it... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammie if you give me a powdered item for this Potion-ma-jig!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sweet deal! Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving! Now let's hear it!

''{The screen starts to fade out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy...

''{It fades back in. The King of Town has his head lowered in emotion. His chicken bucket is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!

''{Homestar walks off and takes the powder as he goes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!

''{The scorecard returns. The second blank is filled with "Powdered Thanksgiving".}''

==== 2. I say, is that a powdered... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, is that a powdered wig you're wearing, your Kentucky Fried-ness? 'Cause I'm in the market for some powdery dealings!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{pulls out a pouch}'' Well, I've got my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. But, of course, you can't have that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, that's too bad. I guess I'll just go on home and— ''{starts popping in and out of the holes, snatching the powder while he hops around}'' Pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong! ''{appears from one of the holes, holding the powder}'' So long, suckers!

''{Homestar drops back into the hole.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ha! That blend was just a decoy! It only has ''ten'' herbs and spices!

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Herbs & Spices".}''

==== 3. Poopsmith, do I dare ask... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poopsmith, do I dare ask what powdered delights you've unearthed?

''{The Poopsmith digs in the dirt and a pouch pops out, which Homestar catches.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, ground ground. Thanks thanks, guys guys.

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Ground Ground"}''

===Homsar===
''{This scene only happens if you click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar walks away (an Easter egg). Homsar is floating on a balloon, as per his costume (Tingle from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|The Legend of Zelda Series]].) Homestar walks up, and looks at him, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great, the secret guy.

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just gimme my choices!

''{Homsar throws confetti, and the bottom of the screen reads:}''

<blockquote>
HOISIN SAUCE! 
2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE! 
THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! 
> What wouldst thou deau?</blockquote>

''{With The Hornblower's head and some circus peanuts over it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What I'm supposed to do with ''that'' mess? I'm outta here!

''{The "ding" sound effect plays backwards as the box of text vanishes. Homestar walks away.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Location, location, location!

=== The Essence ===
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are standing around a cliff, with broken TVs littering the area. Strong Bad's face is obscured by the cabinet doors on his costume. Strong Mad grunts and tosses a broken TV. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. This is a cool new background!

''{The TV Strong Mad tossed falls in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opening his costume's doors}'' Yeah! We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Essence of busted old TVs? 'Cuz I got a serious jones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies. What are you doing here, anyways?

''{The choice box returns:}''

==== 1. I've always felt that... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very most favorite essence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doo doo meringue has always been my favorite. In fact... there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping off the cliff}'' Cannonball!

''{The scorecard appears with "Essence of Doo doo meringue"}''

==== 2. I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween Potion. Got any leads?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?

'''STRONG MAD:''' MY SECRET SHAME!

''{The Cheat tosses a bottle off the cliff. Homestar jumps after it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks a lot you guuuuuuuuuys!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep".}''

==== 3. I'm in the mood for a... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the mood for a Hovan roll!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, me too. Let's have a race to the food court. Here's the starting line. Ready, go!

''{The Cheat draws a line in dirt next to the cliff's edge.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running over cliff}'' Eat my duuuuuuuust!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Gullibility".}''

===The stirring utensil===
''{Cut back to Strong Bad's posse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meka-leka-hi-meka-The Cheat throw a TV on 'im...

''{The Cheat drops a TV over the cliff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ho.

''{The doors on Strong Bad's costume close once more. Cut to Bubs, standing by a canister labeled "BUBS' MO'BILE CAN o' STIRRING UTENSILS". ("Bile" is in green.) Homestar bounces once on the ground and then lands on his feet next to Bubs. The TV crashes behind Homestar at the same spot where he had bounced off, narrowly missing him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Fancy runnin' into you in the middle of the spooky woods sellin' stirring utensils.

'''BUBS:''' It's a niche market.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?

'''BUBS:''' Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's my line! So, how do I score one of those jobbies?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, they're free. But you gotta ''earn'' 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, that doesn't sound free at all.

'''BUBS:''' Well you just gotta ''earn'' 'em.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How should I do that?

''{The choice box returns:}''

==== 1. Do a dance ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dances}'' A little to the left, come on, come on, back to the right, shake it around. ''{he repeats it over Bubs's next line}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah! Stick and move, stick and move! You're pretty good, shorty. ''{pulls a red spoon from his canister}'' That's worth at least a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: JP3 Collector Spoon".}''

==== 2. Sing a song ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, here goes. Two and three and four. ''{singing terribly while off-key music plays in the background, and Bubs covers his ears, agitated}'' Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...

'''BUBS:''' Oh! Heard enough of that one! You... you get a chewed-up pen.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Chewed Up Pen".}''

==== 3. Reagan impression ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning over, in a low voice}'' Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...

'''BUBS:''' That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing upright}'' ''Ronald'' Reagan?! I was doing my Keanu Reagan!

'''BUBS:''' Just take this terlet brush and get outta here!

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Terlet Brush".}''

===The magic words===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking off}'' Thanks, Great American Bubs!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now to find Strong Sad. Anything that guy says will make ''great'' magic words!

''{Cut to Strong Sad, half-buried and asleep. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice fire hydrant costume!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh. Mineral water... ''{wakes up and looks at Homestar}'' What?

''{The choice box returns:}''

==== 1. I just graduated... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hot biscuits! Those are the best magic words I've ever heards!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Do you even have half a brain".}''

==== 2. If you were at a party... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you were at a party, what would you rap?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebod-ay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Fresh beats! My favorite!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Better Ax Somebod-ay".}''

==== 3. Taco-Man came by... ====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, played a little foosball. So, what are some of your favorite words?

'''STRONG SAD:''' In no particular order: Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are great!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement".}''

=== The potion ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for the words, half-man! ''{walks off}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go forward! Move ahead. Try to detect it! It's not too late.

''{Cut to Homestar's house, where Homestar and Marzipan are standing near a bubbling cauldron.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, so here's what I came up with: a bottle of ''{"Ghost," "Questionable," or "Stank"}'' water, ''{he throws the bottle into the cauldron}'' ''{"A secret blend of eleven Herbs and Spices," "Some Ground Ground," or "Some Powdered Thanksgiving"; it's thrown into the cauldron too}'', and essence of ''{"Doo Doo Meringue", "Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep", or "Gullibility, whatever that is"; again, he throws it into the cauldron}''. ''{Pulls out the stirring utensil}'' And give a little stir with this ''{"Jurassic Park III Collector's Spoon", "Chewed Up Pen", or "Terlet Brush"}''. And say these magic words. ''{He hands an index card to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{"Do you even have half a brain", "Better Ax Somebod-ay", or "Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precipitous, Saraleecheesecakia, Denouement"}''

''{The cauldron makes a "poof" sound and smoke emerges, and Marzipan dips a cup into it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Here, Homestar. ''{hands the cup to Homestar and smiles}'' Have some Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{He drinks the contents of the cup.}''

''{See the fun facts section to see how the endings scenes are chosen. These are the different effects on Homestar:}''

====End 1: Tofu Homestar====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into the Tofu version of himself as seen in [[The Luau]].}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay, Homestar! You're back to your old self again!

''{The tofu head slides off into the cauldron and a flame covers Tofu Homestar, who reverts back to his regular self without his Halloween costume}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointed}'' Yay, Homestar. You're back to your old self again...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and shaking his butt}'' That costume makes your butt look big.

====End 2: Cycloptic Homestar====
''{Homestar suddenly loses his wig and sprouts one enormous eye on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yelps}'' Marzipan! There's only one of you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

====End 3: French Homestar====
''{Homestar takes on the appearance of a suave foreigner.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a bad accent}'' I say, Marzipan, let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll go pack my pashmina. ''{walks offscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, in his regular voice}'' Oh, gettin' lucky toniiiiiiight...

====End 4: Freaky Marzipan====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into a normally-dressed Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hooray! I'm not the only girl!

''{As Freaky Marzipan speaks, her horrible teeth and wobbly mouth become visible.}''

'''FREAKY MARZIPAN:''' ''{very distorted voice}'' I think we're gonna become fast friends!

''{Marzipan shrieks and runs off; Freaky Marzipan makes a silly face.}''

====End 5: The Goblin====
''{Homestar transforms into The Goblin.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, he's so cute! Do it, do it, do it!

''{The Goblin dances as his organ chord plays.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ...annd  scene!

=== The finale ===

''{The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, one of Homestar's bug drawings appears in the center of the screen with "THE END". After a few more seconds, the screen fades back to Spooky Woods. All of the characters are standing around. "BACK" and "PLAY AGAIN (SKIP INTRO)" buttons are seen.}''

==Easter Eggs==

* Click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar is leaving to see a scene with Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]).
* At the end, click on Pom Pom:
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' So, what, Pom Pom? You're every guy at a truck stop?
*: ''{Pom Pom produces a gun.}''
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, Strong Bad. You're entering a world of pain.
*: '''STRONG MAD:''' DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
* At the end, click on Bubs:
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, I like your Lando Calrissian outfit!
*: '''BUBS:''' What are you talking about? I'm the master of disaster!
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. Poopsmith, get ready...
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you understand her?
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, turns to Marzipan}''
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Quicker Beaker-style meeps}''
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, turns away}''
*: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{normal}'' Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that meant something else.
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not Blanche from the Golden Girls.
*: '''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Phyllis Diller!
*: '''COACH Z:''' I thought you were supposed to be my hot mom!
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Jambi the genie! You know, "Wish? Did somebody say wish?"
*: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble...
* At the end, click on Homestar:
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! ''{adopts "shady drifter" impression}'' Let me get a few dollars. I'm trying to catch a train. My wife, she's pregnant. And I have thirteen kids. I'm on hard times.
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, at least your shady drifter impression is better than your Ronald Reagan.
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! I can hit you with some more of that too! ''{adopts Ronald Reagan impression}'' Well... well... Oliver Cromwell...
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' So Coach, how come you weren't a rapper this year? [[Image:Ween 2005 The Cheat Poomp.PNG|thumb|130px|Poomp!]]
*: '''COACH Z:''' But I am! Theo Huxtable is one of the greatest rappers of our time! ''{Hip-Hop Dances with his arms and head}'' Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one! J-J-Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar in phrasing to Toad's catchphrase from Mario Kart 64, "I'm the best!"''}
*: ''{There is a soft explosion, and The Cheat blasts into the air; he does several flips and then lands in place with a POOMP.}''
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar to Toad's "wipe out" noise from Mario Kart 64.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep is a common prank believed to make the victim involuntarily urinate.
*[http://lysy2.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/words.exe?Loquentia Loquentia] is a Latin word whose root means to speak or to utter.
*[[Wikipedia:pashmina|Pashmina]] is the fleece of feral Himalayan goats that is used to make shawls that are referred to by the same name. It is similar to cashmere and was quite popular in the mid 1990s.
*To be [[Wikipedia:Precipitous|precipitous]] is to bring about especially abruptly, or to be very steep.
*[[Wikipedia:Denouement|Denouement]] is the resolution part of a story which comes after its climax.

===Trivia===
*The ducks and bugs Homestar drew on the potion are:
<gallery>
Image:Duck1.PNG|<center>'''Cool Duck'''</center>
Image:Duck2.PNG
Image:Duck3.PNG|<center>'''Quack Time'''</center>
Image:Duck4.PNG
Image:Duck5.PNG
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Bug1.PNG
Image:Bug2.PNG|<center>'''Mean Sean'''</center>
Image:Bug3.PNG
Image:Bug4.PNG
Image:Bug5.PNG
</gallery>
*The original potion read:
<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. Ghost-Water 2. Powdered Pigs' Feet 3. Essence of Nightroot Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon Say this magic incantation: 
"Sip it down and swish it 'round"</div>
*This toon was released at about 1:30 a.m. on November 1, Atlanta time. All day the previous day, the [[Main Page Messages|button on the main page]] read, ''"workin' as fast as we can!"''. When the toon was finally released, the button read: ''"it's still halloween!"'' (when you moved your mouse over it, it switched to: ''"in certain timezones!"''). Later in the day, the button was changed to simply read: ''"halloween toon!"''
*The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]'''s first-season episode "[http://www.tv.com/the-cosby-show/a-shirt-story/episode/6802/summary.html A Shirt Story]," in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process. The fictitious brand of shirt was called a "Gordon Gartrelle," and the original cost Theo $95. The "Jammin' on the one" line is a reference to the episode "[http://www.tv.com/a-touch-of-wonder/episode/6836/summary.html|A Touch Of Wonder]," in which guest star [[Wikipedia:Stevie Wonder|Stevie Wonder]] sampled the voices of the Huxtable family and made them into a song.
* There are five endings to this toon. Which ending is seen is determined by adding together all the numbers of the choices made, dividing by five, taking the remainder (numbered zero to four), and adding one. Thus, if you choose 2, 1, 3, 3, and 2, you would get 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 11 / 5 = 2, remainder 1. Add 1 to that, and you get ending 2. (See the talk page for the source code.)
*If the remainder is:
:*0, then you see ending 1: Tofu Homestar. There are 53 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 5, 10, or 15 this ending is displayed.
:*1, then you see ending 2: Cyclops Homestar. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 6 or 11 this ending is displayed.
:*2, then you see ending 3: French Homestar. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 7 or 12 this ending is displayed.
:*3, then you see ending 4: Freaky Marzipan. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 8 or 13 this ending is displayed.
:*4, then you see ending 5: The Goblin. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 9 or 14 this ending is displayed.
*The total number of possible sequences of potion ingredients is 35, or 243.
*According to the [[Quote of the Week#2005-11-03|Quote of the Week]] on November 3, Bubs originally gave out an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon instead of the ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.
* The Flash file appears to have been updated 12 hours after the toon was originally released. The update expanded the Tofu Homestar scene, which originally ended immediately after Marzipan's line "You're back to your old self again!", before Tofu Homestar's head fell into the cauldron, but with the animation suggesting it was about to do so. The change was likely made to remove any suggestion that Homestar had "died" by being transformed into an inanimate object. The update also added an extra "THE END" scene and an Easter Egg (The Cheat). It is possible that these elements were originally planned for the original release but left out due to time constraints (see Trivia).
*This is the most recent toon to include opening credits.

===Remarks===
* The pictures above Homestar's cabinet are changed for the holiday. They ordinarily show his changing appearance over the years. This time, they depict all his past [[Halloween costumes]] from 2000 to the present.
* This is the first time Homestar is mentioned as having a middle name ("Michael") in a toon. (In the DVD commentary for [[time capsule]], however, Marzipan offhandedly remarked that Hal was his middle name.)
* All of the spooky trees in the background are the same shape, just in different sizes and orientations. Also, the first two backgrounds for Pom Pom, Coach Z, the Poopsmith, and the King of Town are identical.
* Besides stealing Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] "line," as Homestar points out, Bubs also appropriates the "terlet" pronunciation of "toilet" that Coach Z has used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[A Folky Tale]]. This spelling shows up on the scorecard as well, but Homestar still pronounces it as "toilet" when he hands it over to Marzipan. (Homestar's speech impediment causes a mispronunciation of the mispronunciation, making it correct again.)
* Homestar's costume includes a pair of shoes. When Marzipan gives him his costume, however, the shoes do not appear to be included.
* Strong Bad comments on Homestar's Reagan impression even if you use one of the other choices.
** Also, when Strong Bad comments on his Reagan impression, Homestar agrees that he was impersonating Ronald Reagan and not Keanu Reagan.
* When not wearing a costume, Bubs has no thumbs. Mysteriously, though, the thumbs on his white boxing gloves seem to move like he does.
* When Strong Bad said "burying our troubles", he was probably referring to half-buried Strong Sad.
* While in costume, Marzipan's mouth seems to be in [[Marzipan Evolution|an earlier version]], both in the actual cartoon and at the end with the whole ensemble.

===Goofs===
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer_(Looney_Tunes)|Gossamer]] actually has a redder tint than the the bright orange color of Strong Mad's costume.
*When Strong Bad's cabinet doors are open, they appear to be symmetrical; they shouldn't be able to fit together when closed.
*When he looks directly into the camera, Strong Bad's left eye seems to jut a little into the V-shape on his mask.
*Homestar's [[Wikipedia:Chuck Taylor All-Stars|Converse All-Star Hi-Tops]] have stars on both sides of each shoe, when they should have stars [http://www.martyshoes.com/store/media/con-s049622-9160men500.jpg only on the inner side].
*When The Cheat pushes the television off of the edge of the cliff, the dent on the top is towards the right. When it lands, however, the dent has switched sides.
*If you choose "I'm in the mood for a..." when getting the Essence, the line disappears when it cuts back to the cliff.

===Glitches===
*You can see a "hiccup" in the animation of the pot's bubbling when the cartoon switches to one of the variables in the combination you made.
*Unlike the other characters, Homsar shows scroll-over information during the finale Easter eggs even while the rest of the characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.
*When you click on The Cheat at the end, Strong Bad's head changes size and his mouth closes a bit, and everybody moves slightly.
*When clicking on most of the characters that activate Easter Eggs at the end, Marzipan's mouth changes expression unexpectedly.
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.


===Inside References===
* Homestar's costume acne looks like the "bad zits" that he got when Strong Bad poked him with a pin in [[pom pom]].
* Pom Pom is wearing the same [[Homestar's Shades|shades]] that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] usually sports.
* The King's bucket of "KnF'nC" chicken is from [[monster truck]].
* The circus peanuts that appear in the Homsar Easter egg were also used when Homestar comes to the door in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* This toon is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* "What wouldst thou deau?" is a reference to [[video games]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]].
* The broken TV sets look exactly the same as the TV from Pile of Electronics State after The Cheat smashed it in [[mascot]].
* Bubs's collection of stirring utensils includes the [[Orange Tupperware#Orange Spoon|orange Tupperware spoon]].
* Strong Sad's line, "Each day we die a little more," and Marzipan's line, "I'm not [[the only girl]]," are references to their respective lines from the [[Who Said What Now?]].
* Cyclops Homestar's eye resembles the fake eye he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]].
* Tofu Homestar first appeared in [[The Luau]].
* French Homestar singing "Getting lucky tonight" is a reference to [[Cool Things]], where Strong Sad sings the same phrase.
* The gun Pom Pom draws at the end is from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
* When Strong Bad mentions that Coach Z didn't dress as a rapper this year (despite the Coach's comment about Theo Huxtable), he is referring to all of Coach Z's previous [[Coach Z#Halloween Costumes|costumes]].
* The exchange between several of the characters about Strong Bad's costume refers to previous [[Strong Bad#Halloween Costumes|Halloween Toons]] in which he had to [[What are you supposed to be?|explain his costume]] to the rest of the cast.
* Marzipan's Halloween potion is another example of a [[concoction]].
* This is the first instance of [[Hoisin Sauce]].

===Real-World References===

*The phrase "I'm selling these fine leather jackets" is a reference to multiple PC games created by [[Wikipedia:LucasArts|LucasArts]] which featured the line as a running gag. The line originated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'' and was repeated in ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'', the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island|Monkey Island]]'' series, ''[[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Full Throttle|Full Throttle]]''.
*Marzipan's line, "No way, Jorge." is a permutation of the more common "No way, José."; possibly a play on the spanish pronunciation of the name "George", even though "José" translates to "Joseph".
*The Cutters (on Homestar's T-shirt) is the name of the town group that was featured in the 1979 movie ''[[Wikipedia:Breaking Away|Breaking Away]]'', a movie about a group of bicyclists at [[Wikipedia:Indiana University Bloomington|Indiana University]] that race in the annual "[[Wikipedia:Little 500|Little 500]]" every spring. Homestar's character, Moocher, was a member of the group.
*"Taco-Man" is the signature character of the website [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld], which has used Homestar in cameos on more than one occasion. Perhaps the Brothers Chaps have decided to repay the favor. (As a side note, the Halloween special that Ebolaworld had planned for the same year was also a choose-your-own adventure cartoon.)
*The secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is a reference to [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC's]] claim that [[Wikipedia:Colonel Sanders|Colonel Sanders']] recipe had eleven secret herbs and spices, although it curiously does not claim that this is the recipe in current use.
*[[Wikipedia:Windex|Windex]] is a trademark for a liquid glass and surface cleaning product made by [[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son|S. C. Johnson & Son]].
*Homsar throwing the confetti is a reference to his costume ([[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]]), who also throws confetti when he says the magic words ("Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-limpah!").
*[[Wikipedia:Hoisin Sauce|Hoisin sauce]], a fermented soy bean paste, is used as a condiment and also as a glaze for roasted meats, most commonly with [[Wikipedia:Peking Duck|Peking Duck]]. It is often referred to as "Chinese barbecue sauce."
*"THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!" is a reference to the bank teller in ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]], who said it if you deposited more than fifty rupees all at once. This was the first game that Tingle appeared in, so it's quite appropriate.
*Homsar's line ("location, location, location") refers to the three most important things in [[Wikipedia:real estate|real estate]]. His costume character, Tingle, serves to help Link navigate by selling him maps in ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.
*Rose petal essence was an ingredient for the spell to turn into an eagle or fly in ''[[Wikipedia:King's Quest III|King's Quest III]]''. Especially given this allusion, the whole premise of the cartoon is likely based on the formulaic combination of ingredients, stirring, and magic words required to perform the [http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/kings_quest_3.html spells] in King's Quest III.
*[http://www.hovan.com Hovan] is a restaurant chain in Florida and Georgia, located in mall food courts, that sell [[Wikipedia:Gyro|gyro-style]] wraps.
*Strong Bad mixes up the quote of his costume character, Jambi the Genie (from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''). The original quote is "Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!"
*Strong Bad's quote "We were burying our problems here in the spooky woods" could be a reference to the movie Casino, in which the character Sam Rothstein mentions that mobsters get rid of their problems by burying them in the desert.
*Bubs's recommendation of "eye of newt" and "toe of frog" originated as magical ingredients in [http://www.bartleby.com/70/4141.html Act IV, Scene 1, line 16] of Shakespeare's ''[[Wikipedia:Macbeth|Macbeth]]'', one of the most famous and influential depictions of witches in Western culture.
*Bubs's quote "Baby, you've got a [[witches' brew]] goin'" is a reference to the television show ''[[Wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', where [[Wikipedia:Carl Weathers|Carl Weathers]], the actor who played [[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]], portrays himself as extremely cheap, and sometimes comments that if certain leftover foods are combined, "Baby, you've got a stew goin'."
* Bubs's comment about "Stick and move! Stick and move!" is a reference to the advice Duke gave Apollo Creed in [[IMDb:0075148|the original Rocky movie]]. [http://www.filmsite.org/rock5.html]
*''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park III|Jurassic Park III]]'' is a movie in the ''[[wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]]'' series.
*[[wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Ronald Reagan]] was a movie actor and the 40th president of the United States. "Nancy" refers to his widow, [[wikipedia:Nancy Reagan|Nancy Reagan]]. [[Wikipedia:Jelly beans|Jelly beans]] were famously one of Reagan's favorite foods. Reagan was also known for usually starting his statements with the word "well." He was famous for his economic policies, called "[[Wikipedia:Reaganomics|Reaganomics]]." He also did have [[Wikipedia:List_of_presidential_pets|pets]], among them a [[Wikipedia:Cavalier_king_charles_spaniel|Cavalier King Charles Spaniel]] named [[Wikipedia:Rex (dog)|Rex]].
*"Keanu Reagan" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]], an actor most famous for his roles in ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', and the ''Matrix'' trilogy.
*Homestar's line "I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?" is a reference to the theme of many high school graduation speakers of "What will your epitaph say?"
*Homestar Runner's repeating himself, such as "We played a little foosball, played a little foosball," is very similar to the way the character Jimmy Two Times speaks in the [[Wikipedia:Martin Scorsese|Martin Scorsese]] film [[Wikipedia:Goodfellas|Goodfellas]] (e.g., "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.").
*[[Wikipedia:Natalie Imbruglia|Natalie Imbruglia]] is an Australian-born singer and actress. However, Strong Sad and Marzipan both mispronounce her last name (the "g" is silent).
*"[[Wikipedia:Sara Lee|Sara Lee]]" is an American consumer-goods company and is also the brand name of a number of frozen and packaged foods, including cheesecake.
*Strong Sad's words as Homestar departs are taken from [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]'s 1980 hit "Whip It."
*[[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]] is a character from the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' films, played by [[Wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]]. Some people (including, apparently, Homestar) mistakenly think that Lando and Apollo Creed were played by the same actor, but Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers.
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', played by [[Wikipedia:John Goodman|John Goodman]]. The severed toe with nail polish is a plot device in this movie; Sobchak even says the line, "I can get you a toe, with nail polish," as does Coach Z on Pom Pom's behalf. "You're entering a world of pain" and "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!" (said on behalf of Pom Pom by Homestar and Strong Mad respectively) were also repeated sayings of Sobchak's in the movie. Also, at one point in the movie Walter inappropriately draws a gun.
*[[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Oliver Cromwell]] was a 17th century English military commander who became Lord Protector after leading the rebellion that resulted in the execution of Charles I. Homestar throws it in because it includes "-well", though it's possible he ''meant'' to say [[Wikipedia:Oliver North|Oliver North]], a prominent figure in the [[Wikipedia:Iran Contra Affair|Iran Contra Affair]].
*The surprisingly high jump The Cheat makes is the effect of getting hit by a shell, invincible character, etc., in the Nintendo 64 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]'', in which the kart landed with a similar "POOMP". Also, the respective noises The Cheat makes sound very close to what Toad says when he wins a race ("I'm the best!") as well as Toad's cries when he has been hit.
*[[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]] was a popular sitcom about four elderly women living in Miami that originally aired on NBC. Blanche, mentioned in the cartoon, is one of the main characters of the show. Strong Bad mentioned them in [[helium]].
*The kick performed by Homestar while singing appears to be a side thrust kick, a karate kick which involves thrusting the foot out from the side to hit with the heel.

== DVD Version ==
*The "CHOICE TIME!" sound effect plays after you choose your choice.
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*Homestar doesn't say or show the stuff he gathered, or drop them in the cauldron, and Marzipan doesn't say the magic words.
*Homestar's transformation is now random.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically.

==External Links==
*[[HR:ween05.html|Watch "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"]]
*[[HR:halloween2005mx.swf|View the Flash file for "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"]]
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/ween05_old.swf View the Flash file of an older version of "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"] (mirror)
*[[Forum:5769|Forum thread re: "Halloween Potion-ma-jig"]]

{{halloweennav}}

{{subtitlesLinks|ween05}}

[[Category:Halloween]]
[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Talk:One Two, One Two

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 23:00:29 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* MixMasta 800, Now in Monorual! */

== Bubs' "Anything Goes!" Sausage ==

From what I can tell, [[Bubs]] grinds the following into sausage:
* Raw t-bone steak
* Yellow tennis ball (or possibly a lemon)
* Box of [[General Tso's Chicken]]
{{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 21:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

:Yes, that looks right. It's definitely a tennis ball, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:06, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
::I can confirm that it is a tennis ball. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Concur. It's the [[part-time job|Super Question Machine]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:10, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

== New "Game"! ==

Is there some sort of "minor games" page I could put the last part on?[[User:The Magic Pixel|Pixelated Magic]] 21:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

:It would be listed under [[Games#Toon Games]], but I really don't think this qualifies as a game. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

::Why not? [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] does. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

:::That game is in a separate Flash file.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:24, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

::::Ok, let's try... [[Homestar's "Sid" Game]]. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:32, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

:::::But that's a game. This is more of an activity. --[[User:Gooblies|Gooblies]] 21:36, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

::::::Or a goings-on. [[User:194.80.32.10|194.80.32.10]] 22:30, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

::::::Well, this has to go somewhere. [[User:The Magic Pixel|Pixelated Magic]] 21:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

::::It feels a bit too late to say this, but when the toon appeared on the site, the ending linked to a separate page for the MixMastah. It [http://www.homestarrunner.com/onetwomixer.html still exists]. So, it has its own Flash file. [[User:70.244.56.152|70.244.56.152]] 21:50, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::Sweet! Never too late to say something like that :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:06, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

== "One Two" MP3 ==
The file does not exist as of now, and takes you to the classic "404ed!" page. --[[User:MadShrubbery|MadShrubbery]] 21:53, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

== Makin' it Rain ==

Just thinkin' that Pom Pom's animation reminds me of the practice of "Makin' it rain" as frequently seen in rap music videos. This is especially topical, as Adam "Pacman" Jones, cornerback for the Tennessee Titans, was seen doing this very act in a strip club, and it lead to a shooting that left a bouncer paralyzed, and Jones suspended for a year from the NFL. -Telamon

== MixMasta 800, Now in Monorual! ==

Is it just me, or is the MixMasta 800, despite havin' Left an' Right pan sliders, only play in monorual? {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 22:34, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
: The stereo sound works for me. What kind of speakers are you using? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:36, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
:: Crappy, generic ones that I love to death? Stereo ones, though! Lemme check again... I know it wasn't workin' earlier. Like, back when th' "Again?" button was there. *checks* ...ah. Crappy, '''broken''' ones I love to death that aren't giving me stereo sound anymore. ...crap... {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 22:55, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
::: Addendum! I got my speakers fixed! It was just a loose connection, turns out. Sorry about that, folks! And the page is indeed in stereo. {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 23:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Talk:One Two, One Two

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 23:00:11 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* MixMasta 800, Now in Monorual! */ Off-topic thing.

Talk:One Two, One Two

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 22:55:40 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* MixMasta 800, Now in Monorual! */ Nevermind.

Talk:One Two, One Two

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 22:34:44 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /**/MixMasta 800, Now in Monorual!

User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:05:08 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica Ingmann's User Page */

== Welcome! ==
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 23 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 

== Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner'' ==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
=== Favorite Cartoons ===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')

General Tso's Chicken

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:01:06 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: One, Two! :D

[[Image:Tao_Chicken.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"It's the ghost of General Tso!"]]
[[Image:ryans.png|thumb|"It's time for tasteball!"]]
'''General Tso's Chicken''' (which [[Strong Bad]] pronounces as General Tao) was first seen in the email [[ghosts]], when Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] searched for ghosts in [[Strong Badia]] and found a rotten carton of Chinese food discarded by The Cheat. They thought it was haunted, but it turned out it was just grody and rotten. Later, it appeared as an obstacle to avoid in the [[Awexome Cross]] game. It then turned up as one of the [[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]], played by [[Homsar]].

A Chinese food dish appeared in [[big white face]] as one of the many items that can be topped upon [[The Poopsmith]]'s cake by clicking on it. Since this food was not seen with the General Tso box, it is debatable as to whether this is a legitimate appearance or not.

General Tso's Chicken is [[Wikipedia:General Tso's chicken|a real-world chicken dish]] that is staggeringly popular in today's American Chinese restaurants. The proper pronunciation is "General Tso", though many regional variants, including "Tao", exist.

General Tso's Chicken is one of [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits]] along with snake seen on the national flag, the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]], and the [[Bear holding a Shark]], a combination of two.

Bubs also grinds a whole box of General Tso's Chicken (among other things) into a sausage casing in [[One Two]].
==Appearances==
* '''Debut:''' [[Original Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*[[Second Games Menu]] (Description of [[Fortune Cookies]])
*Email [[ghosts]]
*[[Awexome Cross]]
*Email [[big white face]] (assumed) (Easter egg)
*Email [[theme park]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
*Short Toon [[One Two]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Mascots]][[Category:Strong Badia]]

Talk:One Two, One Two

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:00:54 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Bubs' "Anything Goes!" Sausage

Talk:Quote of the Week

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:42:32 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch */ Relevant link.

{{featuredarticle}}

<div style="background:#CFC; border: 1px dashed #090; padding:10px">
'''Checklist for new Weeklies:'''
*Add appropriate new entries to [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and [[Sketchbook]].
*Add a new {{tl|qotw}} line to the Quote of the Week character's page.
*Check that the previous week's quote is on the mirror (Change the link to Mirror:, Show Preview and click the link)
**If it is, change it on [[Quote of the Week]] and the appropriate character page.
*Update the dates on [[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]
*Update [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File]] with [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|weeklies.xml]] (click View->Page Source and copy/paste)
</div> 

==Uniformity==
The fact that these dates won't line up is driving me nuts. Is there some snippet of code we can use to add a date in a sort of uniform manner? -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 13:38, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:Ask and ye shall receive. Actually, I came here to ask you if you liked the table, but found your note. You like? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:50, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)
::Yeah, it looks wicked! I looked at the code, and even though it's probably rudimentary HTML, I'm lost on it. That's probably gonna be your thing. -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 13:55, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:::Okay, I did the whole thing. It looks kind of weird now, since some of the quotes are so long. I don't like how the date and download links get moved down. How about another form of writing the date? I tried another one in the first three, check it out. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:05, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

::::It looks pretty good, but not uniform, ya know? How can we make the long quotey ones look...not jacked up? -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 14:09, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:::::Yeah. [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table This] might be of some help. I think this might be the most confusing Wiki format there is. Maybe someone else has some ideas... Joey? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:17, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

::::::This may be a stupid question, but can you use html throughout MediaWiki? Or just when creating tables? -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 14:38, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:::::::I think it works everywhere. Strong? Em? <strike>Strike?</strike> <tt>Tt?</tt> Yup. Well, at least those tags work. But it's important to use wikitext where possible. I know that's one thing that Wikignomes do on Wikipedia, they fix someone's crazy HTML and make it simple to understand wikitext. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:20, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

==404'd==
Um hath anys peoples realized that half thy links have been 404'd?
--[[User:Clever Dan|Clever Dan]] 17:42, 9 Oct 2004 (MST)

:Yeah, if someone happens to have those quotes mirrored, it would be great to be able to link to them. --[[User:oddtodd|oddtodd]] 14:45, 22 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Okay, I have a mirror for a few of them. Most of them I don't have, though. --FatPamPam

Also, if you keep pressing the QotW button, you don't just get Homestar's broken speech bubble, but you also get a frame where he's saying 'undefined' -- Matt 16:59, 25 Nov 2004 (MST)

== blabittablough ==

Am I the only one that hears a very clear z at the beginning of the last "word" of the 12/16 quote? I suggested "zabbitablough" as a more accurate transcription, but it was reverted. (BTW, I agree with "blabittablough" in the actual email, but this sounds different.)
:I hear a "Z," as well. -- [[User:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]]
:Yup. That's definitely a Z. Try changing it again.

Well, it says "zabittablough" on the QOD thing.--[[User:oopsyoubwokeit|oopsyoubwokeit]] 14:26, 25 Mar 2005 (MST)

I think it's a "Z"-Catman87

== QoD files ==

Hi all,

Just wondering if anyone was interested in these files I found on my HD. If so, I could upload them somewhere for a while. They seem to all be QoDs, though I can't be sure. (One of them (sb_possums.zip) might not be the original download, but a rezip.)

[[User:The Archon|The Archon]]

File list begins:

blc_hateusomuch.zip

bubs_cantdrive.zip

bubs_chickenshine.zip

bubs_sugarspice.zip

cc_theme.zip

cz_bdhman.zip

email_rokk.zip

gunhaver_rro.zip

hsgirl_likefunny.zip

hs_brutus.zip

hs_grabbinbutt.zip

hs_letmein.zip

HS_PEE.ZIP

HS_REPS.ZIP

hs_thatsbupkis.zip

hs_thnikkaman.zip

k_assaulted.zip

labordaysong_hs.zip

larry_fromzeen.zip

marshie_whatmore.zip

oldaboy2_missvg.zip

sbhs_havetojump.zip

sbz_backoff.zip

sb_brudder.zip

sb_giftshop.zip

SB_JIG.ZIP

sb_kingmessup.zip

SB_MATT.ZIP

sb_possums.zip

sb_sneakup.zip

ss_animal.zip

ss_foodanymore.zip

ss_marzipan.zip

stinko_whatRUdoing.zip

== Mirror ==

Who does the mirrors for the QOWs? The human wedgie one still isn't on there... →[[User:evin290|evin290]] 12:52, 27 Feb 2005 (MST)

== HRWiki Mirror Uploads ==

Is there any way for users to upload files to hrwiki.org/mirror? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 27 Feb 2005, 22:23 (GMT)

:Nope.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:21, 27 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Error ==

Hi my name is Jess. I have never done wiki before.

I was looking at this quote:

Strong Bad: Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I-I've lost it! origins outtake.

I don't think the origins strong bad email is the right source for this quote of the week. I just watched the cartoon and I didn't hear the quote in the main toon or in the easter eggs.

Jess

:Hi there Jess. Yeah, it doesn't seem right. Any ideas?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:45, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)

::I'm putting in "unknown" for the time being. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 22:19, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)

:::I am quite sure that it IS an outtake from origins. Compare the following two lines:
:::'''[[Strong Bad]] (QOD):''' ''Oh. Why do you''...guys...like me anymore. I-I've lost it!
:::'''STRONG BAD (Origins):''' ''Ugh! Why do you'' Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing? Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too?
:::The tone is very identical in the parts that match (made italic here). This leads me to believe that it IS indeed an outtake from origins (don't forget, outtakes are recordings that go wrong and are scrapped - they are not part of the final version).
:::While I am the one who originally added outtake to the attribution (originally, it just said origins), I'll let you guys compare for yourselves. --[[User:83.88.139.125|83.88.139.125]] 15:26, 14 Mar 2005 (MST)
::::I'm still not convinced, though. The context for the two quotes are entirely different, though the tone ''is'' the same. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 19:26, 15 Mar 2005 (MST)
:::::How on earth do you determine context on a single line? If you mean that the text is different, then that's obvious - it's an outtake, so it would HAVE to be wrong (one way or the other). Besides, I don't recall hearing another possible match in any other toon. --[[User:83.88.139.125|83.88.139.125]] 07:20, 16 Mar 2005 (MST)
::::::In the outtake, Strong Bad is talking about how everyone likes him. In "origins", he is talking about why he hates that everybody wants to "know the origins of every single little thing". --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 13:18, 16 Mar 2005 (MST)
:::::::Improvisation is not uncommon in outtakes. It could very easily be explained by Matt forgetting what he was supposed to say, then trying to make up something to go along. And again, I don't see any other potential sources (but feel free to point them out if you have any). --[[User:83.88.139.125|83.88.139.125]] 15:55, 16 Mar 2005 (MST)

Okay, I just noticed something interesting. Taking a look at the first line of the code for this file, I see "ID3 TT2 sbemail123_messup TEN iTunes v4.7.0.42 COM h engiTunNORM" Problem solved, and it look like we were right with "[[origins]] outake."[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:01, 19 Mar 2005 (MST)

:FWIW, that would be the ID3v2 tag. We should probably make a note to check for those things in the future. Most audio players (Winamp, for one) should show that info, so there's no need to get out Notepad or a hex editor or whatever you used :). (I can't believe it was really that simple.) --[[User:83.88.139.125|83.88.139.125]] 18:14, 19 Mar 2005 (MST)

==Zip file==

I'd like to see these all put into zip file(s) to easily download them all at once. As soon as I get an iPod, these are going on there. -- [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 18:07, 15 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Ask and ye shall receive! [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/AZ487_Q1.zip ZIP #1] and [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/DZ215_Q2.zip ZIP #2] (The server I use has an upload limit of 2MB, so that's why I had to split them up.) Hope this is helpful anways! --[[User:The Paper|The Paper]] 06:24, 18 Mar 2005 (MST)

::Sweet! Thanks, I hope some others find this helpful too. [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 18:38, 18 Mar 2005 (MST)

==3/17/2005==
Does anyone have the March 17th Quote of the Week? Sadly, it's gone from H*R now.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 11:02, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Added.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:34, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Lost QoDs==

I have a theory that might work. I know it's possible to record the sound from your comp (no clue how, but I know it can be done), so theoretically, couldn't someone record the QoDs without a mirror straight from the toons? It'd come out the same as the QoD, and that could be added to the mirror. -- [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 14:38, 28 Mar 2005 (MST)

:Sorry, but it's not the same.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:18, 29 Mar 2005 (MST)

::Darn. Well, it is better than nothing, right?

:::Well, there IS a way to get sound recorded from your computer, and it's called getting a Mac. (GarageBand can do that.) --[[User:Homsar999|Homsar999]][[User_talk:Homsar999|Talk]] 19:56, 2 Aug 2005 (CDT)

::::So can Windows and *Sound Recorder*, as long as your soundcard supports full duplex - just configure the Sound Mixer to use the proper input source. But that's not the reason we don't.
::::The sound on the site is of lower quality than the QoDs. Though we *could* sample those that are from the DVD, they often have background noise. --[[User:Pidgeot|Pidgeot]] [[User_talk:Pidgeot|(t)]] [[Special:Contributions/Pidgeot|(c)]] [[Special:Emailuser/Pidgeot|(e)]] 21:04, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:::::Good point Pidfeot. I just want to point out that the lost Quote of the Week files that we were discussing here have been located and are now available for download.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:36, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Funniest word style ever ==

Apparently, someone made a useless page that listed the empty "Quote of the Week" phrase as different than the picture here. He went about it the wrong way, but he was actually right - at least when halfway on the on the virus Main Page, it really has changed, and to what he said it was. Is this worth note anywhere? --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 15:56, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
:As I was TRYING to say before the database went down, it says:
"Oh Haldo! This is my
funniest word style
ever times that I've
said! Hope all is on
to it even more
lately! And I wish the
chicken & msg place
was open on
Somedays"
:Lot of H*R refs in this one, huh? --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 16:03, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Umm... Un-mirrored quotes not working ==

Is it me or are loads of the un-mirrord quotes not working for download? it brings me to the HSR 404'D page.

:Yes, noname, you are right. It seems all the ZIP files from 3 May 2004 to 11 Nov 2004 have been removed from the site. Give Tom a week or two and we should have all these set up for download through the wiki server (mirror). I don't know if the macintosh 'sit' files will ever be mirrored. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 08:32, 28 May 2005 (UTC)

== Repeated QoD? ==

They repeated the "human wedgie" quote today...why?

Yes, that doesn't really make sense...the only difference is it's AaAaahHmm instead of I'm. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:10, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== You're A Girl ==

That link doesn't work. Neither do any of the "external links." I can't find it anywhere. Where is it? --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 01:09, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:You will find "'''youreagirl.mp3'''" in my updated [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip quote pack]. If you want to take the song directly from Flash, save and open [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf this file]. I'm glad I saved all those Flash files from last year—when TBC still embedded the quote file into Flash. :) {{User:The Paper/sig}} 08:23, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Hey, thanks, man! --[[User:24.66.94.141|24.66.94.141]] 06:27, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)

The quote pack and the file didn't work. In the file, I could hear the quote, but I couldn't download it. Can someone fix this? -- RJMT

:RJMT, you are probably opening the ZIP file (Windows XP allows you to do this) instead of saving the file to a folder on your hard drive. If you try right clicking on [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip the link] and then click "''Save Target As''..." you should be able to download the quote pack. If you would like more advice, you can tell me more about the situation on my [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:The_Paper talk page]. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 14:49, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Buttdance ==

The "Buttdance" quote is off the site, and it has not been added to this one. Does anyone have it?- [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]

== New Picture ==
Should the transcried QotW in the picture be replaced? I know it's funny and special, but is a glitched QotW the best one to display on top like that? - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

== Not working on the web site? ==
<strike>Ok, I just found out that the quote of the week changed and i wanted to download it from the web site, but is it just me, or is the quote not working on the web site right now? --{{User:RJMT/sig}} 03:45, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC</strike>

<strike>It didn't work for me either. Weird.....--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 03:48, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)</strike>

:Works for me.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:48, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::O wait nvm u just have to wait for a little while after u click on it.... or @ least thats how it is with me... --{{User:RJMT/sig}} 03:50, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::Yeah. Just have to wait.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 03:53, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Cool Tapes quote problem?==
when i download the new cool tapes quote, it downloads fine and then i double-click it to open, and it copies it into itunes. but then there's nothing playing there. the time says 00:00. what the heck? can someone help? -dayve_57 4:11 PM august 19

:It works fine for me. I'm not using iTunes, however. Perhaps try to download it again?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:15, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::No, Tom, you're wrong. The answer, if you're trying to get it in Safari, is to get it in Firefox. Usually, Safari works with it, but this time I tried Firefox and it worked. --[[User:Homsar999|Homsar999]][[User_talk:Homsar999|Talk]] 19:45, 26 Aug 2005 (CDT)

:::How am I wrong?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:50, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Another Cool Tapes (maybe earlier) quote problem?==
I saved the current Quote of the Week to my computer, knowing full well that this would make the sound clips unavailiable. However, instead of the "Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style" message, i get a picture of Homestar and the message is "undefined". Did TBC change this, or is it just me? [[User:Smileyface11945|Smileyface11945]] 21:30, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

That's not a problem. It ''do'' read "Oh! Haldo" for about a second or so. Then it read's "undefined". --[[User:81.230.154.89|81.230.154.89]] 14:22, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Re-recorded? ==

When I play the "Cool Tapes" on Quote of the Day, when Marzipan is supposed to say "Ready boys?" it doesn't sound a lot like her. Did they re-record these quotes?
-Catsmeat (I forgot my password...)

:No, they don't. QOTW mp3's sound much clearer than the sound in the Flash cartoon. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:12, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Archive attempt ==

There is no need to split this page up. The page is not too long nor does it have too many images.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:58, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Personally, I feel we should only split pages once they've reached the 32kb size line. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 01:59, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I agree. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:06, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

::What about the other two weeklies? They aren't over 32kb, but they take a load time to long and scroll. - {{User:Joshua/sig}}

== SB ==

A question about Strong Bad as Reynold. Was that shown as Strong Bad, or Reynold? --{{User:Smileyface11945/sig}} 14:31, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
:It was shown as Reynold. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 14:33, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
::Thank you. {{User:Smileyface11945/sig}} 14:45, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Wonder ==

Interestingly, the link for the Horrible Painting's quote "Come on in heeere" was homestarrunner.com/weeklies/rocoulm.mp3. "Rocoulm" struck me as an odd name for the mp3, so I thought I'd preserve that for posterity to speculate on. --[[User:Der Pepper|Der Pepper]]
:[[Horrible Painting|Already noted.]] - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:47, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

==Image Font==

Look at the old QOTW picture, then the new one. The fonts are different for the 'hear it, get it' text. Anybody know when exactly the change happened? It should at least be meantioned somewhere (If it already is, I'm sorry, but I didn't notice it). {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:26, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

== Is it just me or... ==

...has the QotW box reverted back to the one in the middle of [[:Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG]] instead of the one at the bottom? --{{User:Venusy/Sig}}, 20:52, 18 October 2005 (BST)

:It's not just you - it's happened for me, too. --[[User:Homsar999|Homsar999]][[User_talk:Homsar999|Talk]] [[Special:Contributions/Homsar999|Contribs]] 15:45, 22 October 2005 (CDT)

::I just looked at the QoTW box, and instead of the default Homestar head, it shows each character in quick succession. Did anybody else notice this? [[User:Ephexx|Ephexx]] 20:12, 26 January 2006 (EST)

== The Good Times ==

Uhh, TBC used "The Good Times Are Over!" 2 times. Has anybody noticed this? {{User:H*R 700/sig}}

:Actually, yes. This is the second time that TBC have used this quote. — {{User:Lapper/sig}}

::Yes. Most disappointing. [[User:NFITC1|NFITC1]] 19:10, 21 October 2005 (UTC)

Hmm, it's almost like "I'mmmm the Human Wedgie!" {{User:H*R 700/sig}} 21:45, 20 October 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, it's definitely round two. Let's sue 'em!—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 12:54, 21 October 2005 (UTC)

Well they just changed it to the Strong Bad Is a Bad Guy song. They just have just realized it and changed it.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 21:38, 21 October 2005 (UTC)

Interesting. Must be reminicent of the old "Quote of the Day (or so)". — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 13:40, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Very mean and boring ==

Okay, I can sorta see the [[origins]] outtake ("Why do you... guys...") after it was explained to me, but I cannot see that the "very mean... things" quote came from [[boring (really)]] as was previously stated. It sounds to me like a generic-ized version of what Strong Bad says in just about ''every'' email. And, what's more, SB didn't say anything particularly close to it in b(r). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:08, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
: And making it "undetermined" is no better!!! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:09, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
::: Can you prove that this one isn't an outtake?
:::: ''{farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} ''
::: How about this one? Unlikely as it is, can you prove it's not?
:::: ''"This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" ''
::: Yet I see no one insisting on making them "undetermined." --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:16, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
::: PS. As slow as SB is talking in the new quote, he is ''still'' speaking much faster and with a LOT more (mock?) emotion than in b(r). It's just a generic SB-esque thing to say: something mean and funny. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:18, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
: To me it sounds like his Reynold impression -- it seems like the same voice as "Ugh, I really need to go grocery shopping! I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me!" A [[Cheat Commandos]] outtake, perhaps?
::I compared them side by side. The voices don't exactly match. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 02:19, 3 November 2005 (UTC)

==what's a belle?!?!==
why does A QOUTE of the day say:"i'm a belle!" when it should say:"i'm a bell!"?-[[User:Jibney|Jibney]] 23:26, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:We've discussed this at length [[Talk:halloweener#Bell vs. Belle|here]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== QoW Chronology ==

Ok, since no one has seen [[Talk:Quote_of_the_Week_Character_Heads#QoW_chronology|this post]] over there, i'll just point to it over here! Hopefully there is more visibility. ''In fact'', i'll copy my questions here:
I have two related questions:
#When did the QoW start using character heads?
#Wasn't the QoW character heads format just homestar's head used regardless of who was saying stuff, if so, when did they start using *different* character heads for their QoW to show the correct head for a quote?
#--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:Have no idea. just felt like someone needed to pay attention to this question (aren't I nice?). {{User:Bubsty/xmasig}} 01:19, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::Awwwww! That is ''very'' nice of you thank you! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:39, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Well, judging by the quotes, I'm guessing they started using them sometime after the 11th of November, 2004. The next quote, on the 22nd, is from [[virus]], which still had the older box without the character head in the toon (check the .swf of "fake-qotw"). But that's all I know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::'''EDIT CONFLICT X2 ALL THANKS TO DORIAN GRAYS REALLY MINOR EDITS THAT HE COULD HAVE WAITED TO DO UNTIL I FINISHED THIS POST''' (just to tell you, I was being sarcastic in that first reply). Woah, that soon? I thought it was earlier. {{User:Bubsty/xmasig}} 01:48, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::What about before, didn't there used to be just the quote and Homestar's head regardless of who made the quote? I vaguely remember that. If so, how long did they have that? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:42, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::I've never heard of that... Sure you're not thinking of when they haven't update the new head, or the error screen? Hopefully someone who's been collecting them longer will know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I do know that the virus SB quote (I duh du doh crapfully yours) was with the new head design, and it was not Homestar's head, and as far as I know the first quote to implement the new heads. I think Homestar is just default if the image is either not uploaded or not declared as part of the quote thing (or something). {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 02:50, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Okay that makes sense now. I'm asking because I wanted to add the chronology to the QoW character heads page since it has no such information. And I know that the character heads were decompiled and published only recently (last Aug or Sept). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:14, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

== Fall Float Parade outtake? ==

Recent edit to current QoTW mentioned the quote was from the [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake. Where's this outtake? I don't remember seeing or hearing of one. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:25, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hey man, why do you ask? Is the quote from the outtake? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:27, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
::I have no idea - that's why I asked. One thing I'm curious about though is if this QoTW is exactly the same as the quote in the toon itself - TBC have been known to switch it up on us in the past. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:28, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

This is why I had to revert it. None of us know. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:31, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

:You mentioned an outtake - I was wondering where this outtake was in the first place. As far as I know, there is no outtake. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:32, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

Hey man, don't you know why I had to revert it? Still, it's reverted. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:33, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
:<nowiki>*shrug*</nowiki> Okay then, sorry. (BTW, I answered my question from above: I captured Coach Z's line from the Toon and listened to it closely, and he does say "zader matermorts" there.) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:37, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

Meh, I don't want to listen to such a quote like that. Why does he mention that? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:38, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

:I listened to the toon and the QotW at the same time (overlapping), and the words and rhythm are the same. Because one sound clip is part of a toon and the other is isolated, the timbre isn't quite the same between the two, but that's the only difference I heard. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:04, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

I used to think that sometimes the Quote of the Week was directly affected by debates over lyric spelling on the wiki. I still do, but now I can see that The [Smelly] Brethren Chaps are playing with us. There wasn't even a debate over Coach Z's line, but now they have to go and make up a word like "zader". --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 23:57, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

:What makes you think they were playing with us on this one? I'm pretty sure Coach Z was saying the same thing in the original toon both before and after the QoTW - perhaps they just wanted to clarify it. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:11, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

== zader matermorts ==

[[Image:20051208 zader matermorts.png|thumb|How it is spelled.]]
Just because I have a feeling it will come in handy, I've uploaded a screenshot of the current quote. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:22, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

== 2006 01 12 quote ==

Closest think I can think of is the background of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]. Ideas? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:35, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
:Yes. That's exactly it. Thank you, Tom and Rogue. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 20:36, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::Should we insert this into the transcript? If so, how so? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== SB is a bad guy ==

You guys probably won't believe me, but I begged TBC to put on Strong Bad is a bad guy up. I didn't know they did, I thought they'd Email back. I've no proof, but I did. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 19:20, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

==Ancient history==
Okay, I know it was a long time ago, but I could have sworn 1-Up had a quote in March 2003. It said, "Everyone says that you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:49, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
:Wait! I just remembered something! It came directly before Homestar's "Brutus" quote. And we have that on the list! -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:51, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

==new updates==
I just added the new quote from Jan. 26. There's no sound file yet so I left that blank.

== CGNU ==

Does anybody know what band performed the CGNU Fight Song? --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

No, but judging on the voices, they might be british or austrailian.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 20:11, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

== Another repeated quote? ==

Not that I'm complaining, but did anyone else immediately recognize that we've had this "weekly" quote before? I seem to recall something similar around the time of the [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|NYU Talk]] last year...and lo and behold, turns out the wiki has a truncated version cataloged for 25 March '05. Reminds me of the Homsar "Aaah" duplicate. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 03:34, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
:Actually, if you listen to 'em both, the tone of voice is entirely different. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And this recent one has new lines. {{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:45, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

== Under Siege 2 x 2 ==

Anyone else think it suspect that two different "outtake" quotes would use "Under Siege 2" in place of another movie? One uses it in place of "Jurassic Park 3" in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] and the other in place of "Deep Impact" in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:37, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
:It's almost like an inside joke... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Right - but if that's the case, then they're not "outtakes" so much as, I dunno, re-takes? Or maybe just a really weird coincidence. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:42, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
:::I think this page is misusing the term "outtake" throughout. Many of the quotes listed as "outtakes" are probably variations created after the fact. What proof do we have that any of them are actual outtakes? "(name of original source) variant" would be better. --Tim333
::::Really. Why would they record alternate versions solely for the purpose of a quote of the week? When you're recording audio for this sort of thing, you do many takes that get edited together after the fact. There are always leftovers. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:02, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::You're right, actually. Don't know what I was thinking. --Tim333

=="Not Talkin’ ’Bout Butter"==
The Cheat's remix is nice and all, but I'd really like the original!—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 20:00, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
:Why? The remix was 1,000,000,000 times better. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 05:04, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::I prefer the original. But because TBC didn't make it QOTW, I'ma have to run a cable from my Mac's speakers to my PC's mic port and record it in Audacity.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 15:05, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
:::um, genius, with Audacity you can record without any cable.
::::No need to be rude. Also, please sign your comments with four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>). {{User:Bassbone/sig}}
:::Sorry, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&target=66.222.237.224 66.222.237.224], but you can't record sound without a cable. I just checked Audacity's input options.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 20:19, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
::::I'm assuming your PC runs Windows... in which case, bring up the volume control (double-click the speaker icon in the taskbar), go into the preferences and choose "Recording" and turn on all the options below. Now, depending on your sound card, you'll want to find something like "Stereo Mix" or "Mixer" or "Output" or something similar, and either turn on "Select" or turn off "Mute" or something like that. Now when you hit "Record" in Audacity (or any other recording software) it will record whatever your speakers are playing... so click Record, then play the toon, and you'll have the soundtrack. It will take a few goes to get the recording level right, but that's how you do it. Under Linux you're probably out of luck, because of the awful way that Flash for Linux plays sound... it can be done, but not directly like this. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:50, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

== Helping us out ==
Once again, although they didn't clear up the issue we were hoping they'd clear up, it almost seems TBC are intentionally trying to help us out on the Wiki, with the new [[lady fan]] quote (it's not actually an outtake; Homestar does say the line but the volume is turned way down and said under one of Strong Bad's lines so you can barely hear it.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:21, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

==''From'' vs ''Source''==
I think ''Source'' is better to use than ''From''. Thoughts? I just know I'm gonna get shot down.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 03:39, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

== The Sadsons ==

The Simpsons used the tai chi/chai tea gag in the 2000 episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMR]". Lisa claimed that she dealt with the stress of being an intellectual through practices that included drinking chai tea and doing tai chi. It's even conceivable that the Simpsons similarity was the reason they didn't use this take. Notable? --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 18:18, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
:Notable. -[[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]] 19:47, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
:Weak. I've seen the episode, and rather than the Homestar Runner gag being a reference to a similar Simpsons gag, I'd say that they're both references to the fact that "chai tea" and "tai chi" sound amusingly similar for things that are both considered "new age" but have no semantic relationship. I don't think that every joke in Homestar Runner needs to be noted with everyone who's used the joke before; here, there's simply no tie to The Simpsons. I vote, strongly, for baleetion. [[User:67.101.7.97|67.101.7.97]] 00:18, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

== TGS 10.5 vs death metal ==

Well, this is interesting. An anonny edited the QOTW to read "Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 1/2 ([[death metal]] Easter egg)" instead of "[[death metal]] Easter egg". It was reverted, even though on the TGS page itself, it's listed as TGS 10 1/2. So, why was the anonny edit wrong? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:14, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Bad's "check me out" quote ==
You shouldn't say it's "similar" to [[first time here]], It actually is from that toon. {{unsigned|70.106.37.69|14:58, 31 March 2006 (UTC)}}
:Although the words are the same, the inflection is quite different – download it and compare... I'm guessing it was another [[Wikipedia:take|take]], but we don't know for sure, so we just say "similar". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 15:12, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
*Just played both of the quotes, and Strong Bad's saying is different from the flash file. So you're right. -[[User:70.106.37.69|70.106.37.69]]

== No Load ==

The old quote (it's just "its") no longer loads. Put it on a mirror, somebody! Just a reminder no one needs. -[[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]] 22:45, 6 April 2006 (UTC) AKA gramrabbit in WikiForum...WikiTikkiTavi rules!

== So faint a sound, I thought you would enjoy it! ==

What faint laughter? I don't hear any faint laughter, even with my speakers turned up... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:41, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
: Oh, never mind. I hear it now with my headphones on. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:42, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
: And before someone makes a "[[bottom 10|Doot doo]]" crack, I hear that with my new headphones just as clearly as with speakers. I still hear no third syllable. Just in case anyone was wondering. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:51, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
:: Also, the title of the clip (as seen in the properties) is "mike laff". I think that's all the proof we need. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 12:09, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
::: Didn't know that one. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:34, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

== I'm so sorry ==

I was trying to link to a MP3 version of a quote on the kitkorp mirror and I erased everything somehow. Please don't ban me.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 20:59, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

== Outtakes? ==

I have noticed a lot of the QOTW's have outtake next to them. I cannot find any proof that any of these are outtakes and am wondering how this is comfirmed? {{User:Dylnuge/sig}} 23:47, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Careful listening to some, logic for others. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Hey, Dylnuge, do you honestly think that they'd make the outtakes available to us normally, like have a blooper reel attached to the emails/toons/whatever? I don't think that's the best idea. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 17:47, 30 June 2006 (UTC) (rhetorical question)

== Shadow Stevens. Master of Mystery. ==

Does anybody understand what the word "stevens" means in this context? (In QOTW for 6/29/06.) And is there a possible/appropriate way to make this information available & connect it to the QOTW? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:28, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
:This[http://www.go-star.com/framer/shadoe.htm] probably explains most of it. It also explains "Circle gets the square." (It's a phrase used on Hollywood Squares.) --[[User:209.161.251.134|209.161.251.134]] 23:04, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

== Latest quote: [[portrait]] outtake? ==

So I noticed my edit was removed that said the new quote was an outtake from portrait... and the person who changed it back was confused as to my reasoning. Well, what happened was that I downloaded the new quote and played it in iTunes, but in iTunes itself the title of the clip was different than the title of the actual file. It said "sbemail139_5_shadowstevens" as the title, which lead me to believe that the quote was an outtake from email 139. [[User:ComputerBox|Tom H]]

:Ooh, good call. And the quote talks about an "artist". I'm wondering about the "5" part of the file title — The only alternative interpretation is that the quote belongs to a [[Strong Bad Email#Not Quite Strong Bad Emails|NQSBE]] occurring in between #139 and #140. I think yours is the more likely interpretation, though (it comes from version 5 of email 139 or something). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:50, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

:: No, you did not answer my question with this. Why would its iTunes name be anything remotely resembling official? That's not its name on the site, and who uploaded it to iTunes anyway. You will have to pardon my ignorance of iTunes, but unless we can be sure it was uploaded by the Bros. Chaps, we really can't call that official. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:40, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

::: The fact that he's using iTunes has very little to do with it. "sbemail139_5_shadowstevens" is the title string in the ID3v2 tag for the official version of the file. iTunes is an mp3 player, as well as an interface to Apple's iTunes store. Any other mp3 player should be able to tell you the same thing. Coincidently, The Bros. Chaps must have used iTunes at some point in the production process, because the Encoded By string in the ID3v2 tag is "iTunes v6.0.4.2". --[[User:209.161.251.134|209.161.251.134]] 19:05, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

:::: Again, you'll have to pardon my ignorance concerning iTunes. I think I get it now, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:13, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

==Latest quote: 80s rock influence?==

The style of the music and Marzipan's accent and slang remind me of 80s rock bands that featured a female vocalist, such as Siouxsie and the Banshees.
:It doesn't even sound like Marzipan's voice to me. Could it be something that someone else made, and sent to TBC, like the real marching band version of the CGNU fight song? But yeah, it's definately very Female-80s-band-esque. -- [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 03:18, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
::No, if it was fan-made, I'm sure they'd tell us. Also, it'd be too conveniently timed. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Yeah, your probably right. But maybe it was someone other than Missy doing the singing? Wait, I just thought of something. What if this QOTW is supposed to be what Cool Tapes would sound like if Marzipan rocked (from Different Town)? -- [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 22:54, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Have you people even listened to the clip? That is clearly Missy singing! If it isn't, may lightning strike me down right now! Only before "me", put in "people who disagree with". And how could it be fan-made? Can't you here Strong Mad and The Cheat's ''doley-o'''s ? That's Matt doing their voices, no doubt about it. {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 15:41, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Just listened to the clip; it doesn't sound much like Missy to me. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 23:50, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

==loading==

Does anyone else think that the loading window was only for that one song, and has been removed? It seemed that way with the last one. [[User:207.7.187.135|207.7.187.135]] 17:07, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I just noticed the same thing myself. It may have been a one time thing, it may perhaps be kept in reserve only for long quotes, or perhaps those with a greater knowledge of flash could tell me if it's somehow still there, but only triggered on extra large quotes. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 17:47, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I just decompiled it with my flash thing, and even though it's third party and messes everything up when you import, I can't find any hint of the loading screen. [[User:207.7.187.135|207.7.187.135]] 18:40, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

::Those last two comments were me in IP form. I can't find a loading box at all. TBC probably took it out. So I'll add that it was on the page. If anyone has a better flash decompiler and can find it, feel free to add it. {{User:The Joe/sig}} 16:20, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

::Sorry if my last comment sounded weird. What I meant to say was: I can't find the loading box. I'm going to write that it doesn't exist. If anyone finds it in the current qotw file, you can revert my edit. Thank you. {{User:The Joe/sig}} 16:24, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

== chumbly wumbly bear ==

shouldnt the quote be creidited to both What's-Her-Face and The Ugly One? in the transcript they're both singing it - [[User:Superplough|Superplough]] 04:54, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
:We only credit to whose [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] shows up in each quote ('cept the old ones from before there were such things). In this case, What's Her Face. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

ah ok, i didnt even know there WAS someones head that popped up, i only ever get the quotes from the wiki :P [[User:Superplough|Superplough]] 04:59, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

== Podcast ==

Hey Guys! youshould have a QotW podcast so it would be easier to load into iTunes! It would be just like tmbw.net's Free tunes podcast! [[User:Finest1]]

== Going backwards ==

I've noticed that the qod has gone from the newer back to the new.{{User:The Teach!/Twig}} 
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/53421Qod.png

==Awesome, just AWESOME!==

Regarding the "Quote of the Week exclusive" source, it seems to me to more likely be either a [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] outtake ("Fantastic!", "Well that's...just...great!"), or possibly a [[Shopping for Danger]] outtake ("Fan-freaking-tastic!"). But it's hard to say for certain. Any ideas? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
:I'm sure it's a teaser for the next Cheat Commandos toon! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:43, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
::I kind of think it's speculation to call it an outtake at this point. The quote it most closely resembles is "Well, that's... just... great!", but I think the similarity isn't great enough for us to assume it's an outtake of this line. I think we should consider it a QOTW exclusive. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:14, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Since you listed two sources when Commander angrily shout positive things, I think it's just his personality and can't be attributed to any one cartoon. It's like trying to do the same thing if the quote was of Strong Bad "I hate this crappy guy" to where he said "crap". {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:38, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

==Milkshake?==
I noticed this QotW is attributed to a rather unique item, the old milkshake from under the seat, on Homestarrunner.com. But over here, it's just attributed to singers. Shouldn't this be recorded on the QotW page? [[User:Geshmalderborgen|Geshmalder]] 15:52, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
:The song doesn't actually exist (Strong Bad just made it up) so neither do the singers. As such, the hypothetical non-existent singers are represented visually as an object associated with that scene. This is only because the format of QotW on the actual site requires the image of something the quote is coming from. The wiki, however, does not, and is free to state the true sayers of the quote, annonymous "singers", without having to resort to images. The ability to present the fact that all we know about the sayers of this quote is that they're singers, is why it shouldn't be recorded on the QotW page. Does that answer your question? {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 06:40, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

== Not really an outtake ==

The new qotw is labelled an outtake, but it isn't really. Strong Bad cuts Strong Sad off, but you can hear him finishing quietly in the background. --Telamon
:Oh, hey, so it is... Like some Bubs quote about bananas before. And some other quotes. They seem to do this a lot. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Hey, if it helps you notice new stuff, then hooray! --Telamon
:::What is "Caaardinal Sins" anyway? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 18:45, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
::::That's a [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Cardinal+Sins very good question]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::Appearantly, it's another name for the [[Wikipedia:Seven deadly sins|seven deadly sins]]. I couldn't find any board game with the same title, though. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:10, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::Maybe it's a card game. (Card game? ''Card''inal sins? Get it? Oh, never mind...) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== "Mumble Quotes" ==

With the previous two new quotes, it kind of looks like TBC are making us wikipeoples' lives easier for the transcripts, by providing us with the words of mumbled-out lines.

Heh. --[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 20:44, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

==Marzipan's voice==

In the latest one, Marzipan sounds differently. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 01:42, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

==Reggae Song==

I know they have Marzipan's picture for the "Bread and butter pickle" reggae song Quote of the Week, but that's a pretty obvious Police-era Sting imitation. Anyone agree? {{unsigned|71.167.106.88|22:06, 3 November 2006}}
:I don't think so. Now that you mention it, it does sound a bit like Sting. But the style is different, and it'd be quite bold to assume that this is a Police imitation.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:21, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
::Sting? Sounds more like Bob Marley to me, but I haven't heard much Sting. {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 06:58, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

:::Sounds like the black woman on Sesame Street. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 01:59, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, The Police were known for combining rock and reggae — especially in their early stuff — but this sounds just like The Wailers (the band in which Bob Marley received his initial fame just like Sting did with The Police). {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:20, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
I once imagined a version of Marzipan just saying it out. No song, just talking.

==Character Heads On Main Article?==
::I think this necessitates a different discussion. Is the format of this page as good as it can be? Early on, there has been no question that the character name and comma indicated both that this was the character speaking/singing, and that it was the character head used. But with the Chumbly Wumbly Bear song, and now even more so this, we see that there is confusion. Perhaps the character head id should be in its own "character head" column. This would make it clear that ''that'' is what we are noting, and who we hear speaking the quote is not necessarily the same (and is a secondary priority on this page). In cases like the above, we can note elsewhere whether the character head accurately depicts the speaker/singer. Thoughts? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:30, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I like Qermaq's plan. Had they started with the heads from the beginning, there would have been no question. Since we'd already came up with the format before the heads though, it kinda got ignored. I think a little 20 or 30 px image on each line might be a nice touch. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:06, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
::::'''EDIT:''' If we're going to integrate the head, I'd like to see a decision here before somebody goes through them all only to have somebody come up with a better format. I'm thinking split the table into pre and post character heads quote tables, and something like this:

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|03 Nov 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/marzy_dub.mp3|download]] || [[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|15px]] '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." || Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|}

Questions, comments, better idea? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:25, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

:::::I think it's a generally good idea. Would you do it differently than this when the speaker is more unambiguously the character whose head appears? I was originally thinking more along the lines of this:

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Character Head !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|03 Nov 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/marzy_dub.mp3|download]] || [[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|35px|Marzipan]] || '''(Unidentified reggae singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." || Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|}

:::::I'd think an asterisk or something would be appropriate, with a notation below such as "Marzipan's head appeared on the 09 Nov 2006 Quote; however, the actual voice heard is an unidentified reggae singer" or something. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:28, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::I think it's a great idea to have the character heads in their own column. We don't even need the asterisk disclaimer bit if the quote starts with the name of the person who actually said it (just like in you example).{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:09, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Yeah, having the character heads in their own column is a wonderful idea. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

:Just double-checking, we are going to put the character's name in boldface before the quote even if it matches the character head, right? You know, for all of the image-disabled people out there. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 07:48, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::And for hanging a link on. We should also put some alt text on the character head image. (See the tweak I made to the above.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:57, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::The section in the table for the character head seems a little wide for me, any way to reduce it's width? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 14:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Changing the column header to just "Head" rather than "Character head" should solve that one pretty quickly... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:20, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Trying it... Needs some padding, but it works. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:09, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Head !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|03 Nov 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/marzy_dub.mp3|download]] || [[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|35px|Marzipan]] || '''(Unidentified reggae singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." || Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|}

== Take out the outtake ==

On the one hand, the "Good graphics" (11/16/06) quote says it's an outtake in Windows Media Player. On the other hand... is it really any different than the actual line in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]? At all? I can't right now, but I'd like to listen to both simultaneously to check. If not, I think we should put a note (or Fun Fact) stating that they call it an outtake but it's not. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:54, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

:They are exactly the same. Click [http://s30.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid30.photobucket.com/albums/c345/Bkmlb/GoodGraphics.flv?t=1163810668&refUrl=photobucket.com&ap=1 here] to watch/listen to the video I made. They are both playing at the same time, although they may be off 1/4 of a second or something, but you can still tell they are the same.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 00:52, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::Well done! Maybe it is both an outtake and an Easter egg. Mike's "What?" sounds genuine. My guess is that they decided it was a funny enough outtake for an Easter egg.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:12, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::"...can we trust that it's an "outtake" when it exactly matches the toon?"[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=385810&oldid=385806]
:::Good question. It just doesn't make sense to say that, though. This is, by the book, not an outtake because it is ''in'' the toon. It's not best to blindly follow what TBC say if it's clearly incorrect or misleading. More likely than not, it says outtake in Windows Media Player because they simply didn't give a care what the incorrect or out-of-date title was when they put it up or it had not occurred to them. We've [[Talk:H*R.com updates 2006#Dating discrepancy|consented]] that we should give the actual date of release on the updates page even if the main page says otherwise, and I don't see why we should be any less accurate in our description of this QOTW based on what TBC may have inadvertantly said. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 07:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

==Mix-up==

There's a problem. This quote of the week from today is the same quote as last year! Are they stupid?[[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]]
: I don't think stupid people could create such a clever site, personally. Are you going to pretend that ''you'' have never made mistakes? It happens. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:52, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
::TheValentineBros: I'm a little put off that you would even use that word. I'm sure you wouldn't say it to their faces, and if that's true, then you shouldn't say it here, either. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:49, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
:Remember that QOTW's have been repeated in the past. I don't think they really care if it bothers anyone or not, frankly. They have whatever reason they have for allowing repeats. I'm cool with it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:55, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
::Also remember that this is a weekly section that has no history on the site, so if someone only started visiting H*R in the past year, or didn't visit or download the quote last year, it would still be new to them. Just because we have a record of all the QotWs doesn't mean that everyone does, or that everyone has been watching since day one and downloading all the quotes. It would actually seem like repeating QotWs would be more the norm than it is - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 02:23, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

== You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch ==

It's dot com:

Should we be splitting hairs between stonk and stunk?
# it was an outake so they could have easily have screwed up the line
# if this is where the line originated, they probably didn't pull up a script but did it from memory
# it is a little over 2 weeks before christmas so that the likelyhood that they are either working on a christmas/decemberween toon, or watching christmas movies are high.

I think that they probably saw the Grinch that stole christmas recently and thought of the line. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 17:07, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
:Like I said in the edit summary, I was reminded of this as well. "Stink, stank, stunk" (the real lyrics) are the tenses of the verb, but "stonk" seems more to me like a deliberate (and not necessarily related) joke by TBC. As it is, there is too much speculation to list it (coupled with the fact that, if it's a reference, then they got it wrong). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:23, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
::There is something to be said that this many people so far have been reminded of some version of the Grinch . . . I don't know much of the cartoon or the movie, and while the written word is stunk without a doubt, could one or the other of the sung lines sound like "stonk"? Someone who has made the edit recently, give us some help as to why you think it's a reference. It seems like too many people to just be pulling it out of thin air to me, but at this point I don't see a strong argument for the reference. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:07, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
:::http://www.seuss.org/seuss/mr.grinch.html -- It's "Stunk". But still! It's too close to ''not'' be an intentional thing, if you ask me! So c'mon! Don't be grinchy! :3 {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 18:42, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

== PC vs Mac fad ==

Was this a short lived fad? I found it odd that there are only 4 entries with PC and Mac links; 19 Jul 2004, 29 Jun 2004, 17 May 2004, 03 May 2004. Why is that? Did it appear on the site that way and TBC just give up on it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 20:27, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:45:20 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Also DELETED!!

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User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:44:25 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions */ DELETED!!

=Jessica Ingmann's User Page=
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 23 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 

==Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner''==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
===Favorite Cartoons===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')

Quote of the Week

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:34:28 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Fun Facts */ Added a link to The Grinch.

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

__TOC__
{{clear}}
== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
|07 Dec 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." || [[the chair]] outtake ||
|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
|30 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
|17 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}'' || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
|09 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|03 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." || Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
|27 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." || [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
|20 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!" || [[retirement]]
|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
|12 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}'' || [[isp]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
|25 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
|18 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
|07 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" || [[road trip]]
|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||
'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
|| Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane" || Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}'' || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}'' || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me." || Quote of the Week exclusive 
|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." || [[portrait]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" || [[isp]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}'' || [[candy product]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." || [[local news]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" || [[lady fan]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." || [[technology]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." || [[flashback]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." || [[death metal]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" || [[That A Ghost]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" || [[Revenge of the King]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!" || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}'' || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!" || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere." || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005 || [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] || [[geddup noise]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}'' || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}'' || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005 || [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}'' || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}'' || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004 || [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004 || [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!" || [[flashback]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004 || [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" || [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002 || [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || None || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!" ||[[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 7, 2006 quote is a clever reference to part of the song from the television adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:How the Grinch Stole Christmas!#Television|How the Grinch Stole Christmas!]]'' during which the singer describes [[Wikipedia:The Grinch|The Grinch]] in three words: "Stink," "stank," and "stonk".

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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Quote of the Week

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:30:49 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Fun Facts */ Stink, Stank, Stonk! How grinchy, Strong Bad!!

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
|07 Dec 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." || [[the chair]] outtake ||
|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
|30 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
|17 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}'' || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
|09 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|03 Nov 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." || Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
|27 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." || [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
|20 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!" || [[retirement]]
|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
|12 Oct 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}'' || [[isp]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
|25 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
|18 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
|07 Sep 2006 || [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" || [[road trip]]
|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||
'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
|| Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane" || Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006 || [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}'' || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}'' || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me." || Quote of the Week exclusive 
|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." || [[portrait]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" || [[isp]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}'' || [[candy product]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." || [[local news]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" || [[lady fan]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." || [[technology]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." || [[flashback]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." || [[death metal]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" || [[That A Ghost]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" || [[Revenge of the King]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!" || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}'' || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!" || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere." || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005 || [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] || [[geddup noise]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}'' || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}'' || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005 || [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}'' || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}'' || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004 || [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004 || [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!" || [[flashback]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004 || [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" || [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002 || [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || None || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!" ||[[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 7, 2006 quote is a clever reference to part of the song from the television adaptation of ''[[Wikipedia:How the Grinch Stole Christmas!#Television|How the Grinch Stole Christmas!]]'' during which the singer describes The Grinch in three words: "Stink," "stank," and "stonk".

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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Talk:action figure

Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:18:11 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /**/Remarks: Removable Head/Double Deuce Action

The action figure music sounds ''very'' similar to "Don't You Want Me" by Human League.

:Worth noting for sure. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

== Remarks: Removable Head/Double Deuce Action ==

> ''It is unclear how you can take the head off the Strong Bad action figure, and still press down on it for "Double Deuce Action".''

Oh, oh! I can explain that easily enough! You see, the head more than likely has an inner "lip" in it, as would the neck hole. When you push down the neck's inner-lip with the head's, it activates the mechanisms in the arms resulting in the mentioned Double Deuce Action! Makes a lotta sense, doesn't it? It could ''totally'' work! {{User:Jessica Ingmann/sig}} 12:18, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:13:30 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Just a little more editing... And thanks, E.L. Cool, for adding those tags in my images! I was just about to do that when I noticed you beat me to it! Kekekekeke... XD

[[Image:HRW JUI.gif]]([[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica U. Ingmann]])[[Image:HRW RM7-SS.gif]]

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Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:52:37 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: My signature! Yay! Icons made by me. They're Rockman 7-style! ^_^

[[Image:HRW JUI.gif]] [[User:Jessica Ingmann| Jessica U. Ingmann]] [[Image:HRW RM7-SS.gif]]

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Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:50:08 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: And...Strong Sad! For the ''right'' side of my signature! Everybody loves Strong Sad! Particularly me. X3

And...Strong Sad! For the ''right'' side of my signature! Everybody loves Strong Sad! Particularly me. X3

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Jessica Ingmann — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:48:47 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: My personal signature avatar thing-a-ma-bob thingy for the left side of my signature!

My personal signature avatar thing-a-ma-bob thingy for the left side of my signature!

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Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:34:04 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica Uma Ingmann */ I forgot, I turned 23 last October! Don't ask how I could forget that, alright? I've had a busy 4th Quarter this year. XD

Talk:Dullard

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:31:33 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /**/Dullard #4(SBE #161) -- Just a Comment

== Screenshots? ==

Can somebody get screenshots of the other comics of Dullard on the DVD? My stupid computer won't let me do it.--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 15:30, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== Retitle article ==

To avoid confusin this article should be retitled Dullard (comic)

Yeah, that makes sence, Anonny. I'll go do that.--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]]

:How does it make sense? There's no "Dullard" page. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 20:40, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Wait... isn't there? Oh weird. Well, it doesnt really matter if its called Dullard (Comic), because searching "Dullard" comes to this page. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}}

== Reprinting of the dialogue necessary?==

Does all the character dialogue need to be reprinted (like what was done for #1 for each panel)? I can see the reason for the text if the actual strip screen shot is thumbnailed. However, I think that takes away from the enjoyment of the comic if one has to read it like a transcript with all those curly braces/brackets. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:22, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:Upon second glance, it appears that the screen shots from the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] version are rather blurry and reading the text is somewhat cumbersome. Perhaps I should discard all the JPEGS I uploaded and replace them with much smaller PNGs. That, however, would more-or-less require us to "transcribe" all the dialogue. Any thoughts? {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:26, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

It looks fine as it is for the DVD ones. It would be nice if they all followed the same format style, like the first one be a picture only, not transcribed.--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 23:53, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:Capital idea, DumDe! I went ahead and replaced the old, smaller screen shot with a [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Dullard_comic.png larger, easier-to-read one]. Therefore, I went ahead and removed the reprinted text. It wasn't really necessary in the first place and it already appears under the [[dullard#Easter_Eggs|easter egg section of dullard]] anyway. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 03:06, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Are we even allowed to show DVD-exclusive comics here? Isn't that the same as showing mirrors to DVD toons? - {{User:Joshua/sig}}

: I agree. This is giving away stuff that TBC did not intend to make free. If we want the wiki to help TBC and the website, we shouldn't work against them by thwarting their merchandise sales. {{User:Bill/sig}} 14:01, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

== Dullard #4(SBE #161) -- Just a Comment ==

Wow. Dullard #4 is pretty violent compared to the previous installments. Heh! ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Talk:4 branches

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:25:03 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Transcript */ Sweet...what?

== Homestar Water Container ==

Does anyone want to have some fun and guess how Homestar got in there.I think... hmm what do I think umm I don't know what I think never mind.
{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 06:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Chuck Norris - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, he was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Naturally he met a witch doctor who asked him where he spends most of his time, and he said in the water cooler...
Or even better, take this to the [[Forum:10200|forum thrad]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Anyone have any idea what Barbados has to do with a water cooler? Very odd. I feel like there HAS to be a joke there that I'm not getting. I mean why does that one partial sentence tell SB all he needs to know?? Is this a movie reference maybe?
::I think it's just completely random. SB knew that Homestar was about to tell him some completely untrue and nonsensical story, so he stopped him right there... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 11:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old-Timey Nebulon? ==

Think this alien could be the Old-Timey Nebulon? Could be!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, The Homestar Runner doesn't like his style...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 07:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::True, but i expected that 1936 Nebulon would be green (in the easter egg, he's gray) and to be shaped more like him. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 13:00, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, *all* the Old-Timey characters are in black and white, all the time. Even if they're outside of the Old-Timey dimension, such as [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[alternate universe]]. I'd say this is the Old-Timey equivilent of Nebulon. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think it's possible; I did kind of think about Nebulon (the whole "Because you're a communist fool!" thing seems a bit similar to the "Nobody likes your style!" thing), but I don't think there's quite enough resemblance other than that to say he's ''definitely'' supposed to be 1936'd Nebs. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 13:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:It's not much of a stretch to see that as Neb. But "our" Neb has two eyes and doesn't talk... Not to mention no arms or discernible legs. I'm still going with that being Neb, however. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 14:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Strong Bad tells nebulon that noone likes his style. 1-Up tells 20X6 Nebulon that no one likes his style. So, it's be legit that The Homestar Runner would tell 1936 Nebulon that noone likes his style. Also, he has no similar shape to him, Homestar says he's RED, and whne homestar says "Because you're a communist fool!" to him, he doesn't make the noise. Or any noise. --[[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:::"Red" is just a nickname because he's a Commie, though. Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Stretch in Real World References ==

"The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved fireworks when you did very well on a level."

Highly unlikely. For one, you got that at the end if you finished at a certain time. Second, lots of things have fireworks at the end. I don't see how this is a referance to SMB more than, say, a political cartoon in which fireworks appear as a patriotical symbol.

:I completely agree and removed the fact. Anyone who thinks differently may STUFF it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I agree completely with the Super Mario Bros. reference. That was my take on it. (Sorry if I'm screwing this wiki format up, I'm a newbie)

Frankly, I think that the fireworks in this mail are closer to the fireworks found in either one of the Main Pages or Strong Bad E-Mail #100. But that's about the same kind of stretch, so... Hah hah! ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:21, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Coulomb's law ==

...and I thought that I was going to go the rest of my life without ever hearing Coulomb's law again. Oh well. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:04, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:That's makes two of us... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::On my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish#Pre-Calc_101|talk page]] we already talked about the horrors of Calc, now I have to relive physics again. I never really understood what a Gausian Surface was, but I got the problems correct on the test somehow. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, now... physics is cool. Yes, I'm a physicist.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 23:41, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Do you teach physics or practice it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:45, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::Well, in a sense we ''all'' practice physics every day... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:50, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::re-phrase... Teach? If so HS or college? <s>Practice</s> Research? If so, what's your field? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== TTATOT Oprah ==

When homestar started talking about makeovers, did anyone else think that he sounded a little like Oprah? I'm enough people will shout TTATOT, so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, there are tons of shows like that, once again it's a reference to the whole genre of talk shows, instead of a particular one. Although that chair-throwing is clearly a Jerry Springer, because he is known for his violence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:57, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::Not just the chair throwing but the whole, let's bring on the bad boyfriend thing, which was obviously JS. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:59, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::The surprise guest is Springer, but the thrown chair if infamously Geraldo.

:::As is, the fun fact is horribly TTATOT. There's a certain reference to the Today Show logo as noted below, but listing specific programs the "makeover" and "reality talk show" segments refer to is a little much, in my opinion. This could be split into two facts, one a reference to the logo, another to the basic genres of shows being referenced (but not specifics). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::::I think you may have gone a bit too far. The incident where a chair gets thrown at Homestar is almost definitely from Geraldo. It pretty much the single incident most people think of when you mention someone throwing a chair at a reality talk show. NOT mentioning Geraldo in reference to that scene would sound like you'd missed a reference. {{User:El Santo/sig}}

== AM ==

When the show comes on, there is a semi circle. I am certain that it is very close to a 1980's logo for either Good Morning America or a similiar show. Can anyone find it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it, it was the old Today show logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Transcript ==

I'm pretty sure that Homestar says "sweet Jesus" after SB tries to get him out of the water cooler, not "sweet genius". [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 15:18, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I am certain he said genius. Living the Atlanta, TBC have (very wisely IMO), never overtly made light of religion, and I listened a second time, just to me sure.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 15:31, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

It ''is'' "Sweet '''genius''', that huht!!", babe. Though it probably ''is'' a take on "Sweet '''Jesus'''," which is part of an explitive some people say, blah blah blah. ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:25, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old KOT? ==

The king of town's crown looked like it was in the King of town DVD.

==Match Game PM==

Could The Show AM be a reference to Match Game PM? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I was thinkin' it was more along the lines of early morning talk shows such as Good Morning America and Today. As IRF said about three subjects ago, the AM logo is the old Today show logo. Also, many things were based on The Jerry Springer Show. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 20:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::When I saw the AM, that was actually the first thing I thought of. (Maybe The Show AM is in syndication :P) --[[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:36, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mongolian ==

This is another reference to a Mongolian Product, such as the Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion.--[[User:Zonis|Zonis]] 17:46, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mid-term Election Time?? ==

Does anybody else think it was not just a coincidence that this came out fairly soon after the mid-term elections in the USA?
I mean it even has Homestar as the Capitol building. Just putting it out there... {{User:Raptor5ix/sig}} 00:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:I think coincidence. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:48, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::I think it's not just a coincidence; it's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw they were going governmental. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 05:52, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Collecting the correct line ==

Yeah, uh oh, it's me questioning a line in the transcript. Again. Sorry. Okay, anyway, the word "collect"/"correct" may never be fully distinguishable thanks to it being Homestar, but I do not and cannot hear "calls". I hear a distinct M, especially with my good headphones. Sure, maybe "calls collect" makes the most sense, but... this is Homestar. Doing stupid things. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:30, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Talk:4 branches

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:21:54 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Stretch in Real World References */ Fireworks discussion OMG!

== Homestar Water Container ==

Does anyone want to have some fun and guess how Homestar got in there.I think... hmm what do I think umm I don't know what I think never mind.
{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 06:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Chuck Norris - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, he was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Naturally he met a witch doctor who asked him where he spends most of his time, and he said in the water cooler...
Or even better, take this to the [[Forum:10200|forum thrad]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Anyone have any idea what Barbados has to do with a water cooler? Very odd. I feel like there HAS to be a joke there that I'm not getting. I mean why does that one partial sentence tell SB all he needs to know?? Is this a movie reference maybe?
::I think it's just completely random. SB knew that Homestar was about to tell him some completely untrue and nonsensical story, so he stopped him right there... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 11:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old-Timey Nebulon? ==

Think this alien could be the Old-Timey Nebulon? Could be!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, The Homestar Runner doesn't like his style...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 07:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::True, but i expected that 1936 Nebulon would be green (in the easter egg, he's gray) and to be shaped more like him. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 13:00, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, *all* the Old-Timey characters are in black and white, all the time. Even if they're outside of the Old-Timey dimension, such as [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[alternate universe]]. I'd say this is the Old-Timey equivilent of Nebulon. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think it's possible; I did kind of think about Nebulon (the whole "Because you're a communist fool!" thing seems a bit similar to the "Nobody likes your style!" thing), but I don't think there's quite enough resemblance other than that to say he's ''definitely'' supposed to be 1936'd Nebs. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 13:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:It's not much of a stretch to see that as Neb. But "our" Neb has two eyes and doesn't talk... Not to mention no arms or discernible legs. I'm still going with that being Neb, however. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 14:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Strong Bad tells nebulon that noone likes his style. 1-Up tells 20X6 Nebulon that no one likes his style. So, it's be legit that The Homestar Runner would tell 1936 Nebulon that noone likes his style. Also, he has no similar shape to him, Homestar says he's RED, and whne homestar says "Because you're a communist fool!" to him, he doesn't make the noise. Or any noise. --[[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:::"Red" is just a nickname because he's a Commie, though. Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Stretch in Real World References ==

"The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved fireworks when you did very well on a level."

Highly unlikely. For one, you got that at the end if you finished at a certain time. Second, lots of things have fireworks at the end. I don't see how this is a referance to SMB more than, say, a political cartoon in which fireworks appear as a patriotical symbol.

:I completely agree and removed the fact. Anyone who thinks differently may STUFF it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I agree completely with the Super Mario Bros. reference. That was my take on it. (Sorry if I'm screwing this wiki format up, I'm a newbie)

Frankly, I think that the fireworks in this mail are closer to the fireworks found in either one of the Main Pages or Strong Bad E-Mail #100. But that's about the same kind of stretch, so... Hah hah! ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:21, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Coulomb's law ==

...and I thought that I was going to go the rest of my life without ever hearing Coulomb's law again. Oh well. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:04, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:That's makes two of us... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::On my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish#Pre-Calc_101|talk page]] we already talked about the horrors of Calc, now I have to relive physics again. I never really understood what a Gausian Surface was, but I got the problems correct on the test somehow. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, now... physics is cool. Yes, I'm a physicist.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 23:41, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Do you teach physics or practice it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:45, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::Well, in a sense we ''all'' practice physics every day... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:50, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::re-phrase... Teach? If so HS or college? <s>Practice</s> Research? If so, what's your field? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== TTATOT Oprah ==

When homestar started talking about makeovers, did anyone else think that he sounded a little like Oprah? I'm enough people will shout TTATOT, so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, there are tons of shows like that, once again it's a reference to the whole genre of talk shows, instead of a particular one. Although that chair-throwing is clearly a Jerry Springer, because he is known for his violence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:57, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::Not just the chair throwing but the whole, let's bring on the bad boyfriend thing, which was obviously JS. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:59, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::The surprise guest is Springer, but the thrown chair if infamously Geraldo.

:::As is, the fun fact is horribly TTATOT. There's a certain reference to the Today Show logo as noted below, but listing specific programs the "makeover" and "reality talk show" segments refer to is a little much, in my opinion. This could be split into two facts, one a reference to the logo, another to the basic genres of shows being referenced (but not specifics). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::::I think you may have gone a bit too far. The incident where a chair gets thrown at Homestar is almost definitely from Geraldo. It pretty much the single incident most people think of when you mention someone throwing a chair at a reality talk show. NOT mentioning Geraldo in reference to that scene would sound like you'd missed a reference. {{User:El Santo/sig}}

== AM ==

When the show comes on, there is a semi circle. I am certain that it is very close to a 1980's logo for either Good Morning America or a similiar show. Can anyone find it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it, it was the old Today show logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Transcript ==

I'm pretty sure that Homestar says "sweet Jesus" after SB tries to get him out of the water cooler, not "sweet genius". [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 15:18, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I am certain he said genius. Living the Atlanta, TBC have (very wisely IMO), never overtly made light of religion, and I listened a second time, just to me sure.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 15:31, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
== Old KOT? ==

The king of town's crown looked like it was in the King of town DVD.

==Match Game PM==

Could The Show AM be a reference to Match Game PM? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I was thinkin' it was more along the lines of early morning talk shows such as Good Morning America and Today. As IRF said about three subjects ago, the AM logo is the old Today show logo. Also, many things were based on The Jerry Springer Show. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 20:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::When I saw the AM, that was actually the first thing I thought of. (Maybe The Show AM is in syndication :P) --[[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:36, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mongolian ==

This is another reference to a Mongolian Product, such as the Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion.--[[User:Zonis|Zonis]] 17:46, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mid-term Election Time?? ==

Does anybody else think it was not just a coincidence that this came out fairly soon after the mid-term elections in the USA?
I mean it even has Homestar as the Capitol building. Just putting it out there... {{User:Raptor5ix/sig}} 00:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:I think coincidence. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:48, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::I think it's not just a coincidence; it's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw they were going governmental. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 05:52, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Collecting the correct line ==

Yeah, uh oh, it's me questioning a line in the transcript. Again. Sorry. Okay, anyway, the word "collect"/"correct" may never be fully distinguishable thanks to it being Homestar, but I do not and cannot hear "calls". I hear a distinct M, especially with my good headphones. Sure, maybe "calls collect" makes the most sense, but... this is Homestar. Doing stupid things. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:30, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

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Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:26:31 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real World References */ A bit more editing.

{{sbenav|161|coloring|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
{{transcriptinprogress|Bleed0range}}
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a neglected official

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' to Huh? Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

''{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Homestar secretly had himself, on his own, "Your a bad boyfriend talk show."

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or you mother's maiden credit card number.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes lady, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened!

''{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF W[[Lowercase i's|i]]G" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: but they're in space!]] cartoon:
'''ALIEN:''' Oh, that's Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hotter blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet ''{mumbles}''.
'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairspraycheesealate!"
'''MARY:''' Red's a communist fool!
==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Goofs===
*In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soap Box|wooden crate]] Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."
*Limozeen's animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real World References===
*In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as [[wikipedia:Namco|Namco]]'s ''[[wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' or ''[[wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
*Homestar's "You're a Bad Boyfriend Talk Show" is a topic covered by a great deal of daytime television [[wikipedia:talk show|talk shows]], but throwing chairs(and violence in general) is usually linked to shows like [[wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]].
*When Homestar is in the Dumple costume, he mentions the store [[wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]], which is a chain of domestic stores across the nation.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock cartoon "I'm Just a Bill", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

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Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:24:05 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real World References */ Inevitable typo. Thus happens when I type to fast. ... Just like that! X3

{{sbenav|161|coloring|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
{{transcriptinprogress|Bleed0range}}
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a neglected official

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' to Huh? Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

''{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Homestar secretly had himself, on his own, "Your a bad boyfriend talk show."

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or you mother's maiden credit card number.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes lady, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened!

''{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF W[[Lowercase i's|i]]G" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: but they're in space!]] cartoon:
'''ALIEN:''' Oh, that's Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hotter blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet ''{mumbles}''.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Goofs===
*In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soap Box|wooden crate]] Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."
*Limozeen's animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real World References===
*In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as [[wikipedia:Namco|Namco]]'s ''[[wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' or ''[[wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
*Homestar's "You're a Bad Boyfriend Talkshow" is a topic covered by a great deal of Daytime Talkshows, but throwing chairs is usually linked to shows like [[wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]].
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock cartoon "I'm Just a Bill", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.
*When Homestar is in the Dumple costume, he mentions the store [[wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]], which is a chain of domestic stores across the nation.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

4 branches

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:15:06 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real World References */ Duplicate I made. Sorry! ^_^;

{{sbenav|161|coloring|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
{{transcriptinprogress|Bleed0range}}
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a neglected official

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' to Huh? Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

''{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Homestar secretly had himself, on his own, "Your a bad boyfriend talk show."

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or you mother's maiden credit card number.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes lady, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened!

''{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF W[[Lowercase i's|i]]G" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: but they're in space!]] cartoon.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Goofs===
*In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soap Box|wooden crate]] Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."
*Limozeen's animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real World References===
*In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as [[wikipedia:Namco|Namco]]'s ''[[wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' or ''[[wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
*Homestar's "Your a Bad Boyfriend Talkshow" is a topic covered by a great deal of Daytime Talkshows, but throwing chairs is usually linked to shows like [[wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]].
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock Cartoon "I'm Just a Bill" showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

4 branches

Jessica Ingmann — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:14:41 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real World References */

{{sbenav|161|coloring|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
{{transcriptinprogress|Bleed0range}}
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a neglected official

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' to Huh? Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

''{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Homestar secretly had himself, on his own, "Your a bad boyfriend talk show."

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or you mother's maiden credit card number.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes lady, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened!

''{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF W[[Lowercase i's|i]]G" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: but they're in space!]] cartoon.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Goofs===
*In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soap Box|wooden crate]] Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."
*Limozeen's animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real World References===
===Real World References===
*In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as [[wikipedia:Namco|Namco]]'s ''[[wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' or ''[[wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
*Homestar's "Your a Bad Boyfriend Talkshow" is a topic covered by a great deal of Daytime Talkshows, but throwing chairs is usually linked to shows like [[wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]].
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock Cartoon "I'm Just a Bill" showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

high school

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 04:50:30 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Explanations */ Added a semi-relevant note about the Roman vomitorium comment.(Semi-relevent due to the Brothers' apparent love of old software.)

{{sbenav|140|portrait|death metal}}
[[Image:highschool.png|thumb|"Ahh, there's no such thing as mysterious."]]

Patrick asks Strong Bad about his younger years.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter Egg, Screenshot), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (as [[The Diapersmith]]), {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter Egg), [[Don Knotts]] (Easter Egg), {{Film|Sickly Sam}} (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], Abandoned Pie Factory, High School, Middle School, [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA|Free Petry Dish USA]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]], [[Wikipedia:Rome|Rome]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 8, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:01

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It's the email, baby, lunch juice!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Subject: high school</div>
Hey Strong bad! 
What were you like during highschool? 
Sincerely, 
Patrick Cowiche WA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stretches out "Hey Strong Bad!", says "high-shool... er, highs- high school. highschool (as one word)" instead of just "high school", and reads "Cowiche WA" as one word.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, cowichewa to you too, Patrique. Now, I have an extremely unphotographic memory. So, I guess that'd be more like a drawing, or a doodle. Like a doodle memory. ''{clears screen}'' But I would hazard a guess that we were probably just like other cartoons were in high school, i.e. we were a team of super sleuths.

''{Cuts to a splash screen titled "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries" with "story by Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez" in the lower right. Crudely drawn teenage versions of Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Mad, and Strong Bad stand abreast in the center. Dissolve to teenage Marzipan in an old building.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Stampers! My long lost uncle's abandoned pie factory sure is mysterious.

''{Cut to a wider shot showing the entire gang.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Ah, there's no such thing as "mysterious".

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to take any chances. ''{close up shot}'' We should play in a band, just to be safe.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner playing the keyboard, the drums, the tambourine, and the bass guitar, respectively, on a blue backdrop.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing without his usual speech impediment}'' Havin' fun with my friends. Words about a mystery. Shakin' hands with my man...

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And when we weren't debating the existence of mysterious, Strong Mad and I were all the time trying to liberate Homestar from those ridiculous stripe-ed pants.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad, Homestar, and Strong Bad near some lockers. Strong Mad and Strong Bad hold ropes attached to hooks in the ceiling and floor, which then run through hooks on Homestar's waistline. A magnet lies next to Homestar's feet.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripe-ed pants?

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So that's what high school ''{pronounced "high-shool", as before}'' was like. In, um, middle school we were a bunch of melon-headed babies with gigantic eyes and enormous...

''{A baby-sized Coach Z tosses with a box marked "NOT A BALL!" up and down, with a plush football beside him. Strong Bad continues, voicing over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...imaginations.

'''BABY COACH Z:''' ''{high-pitched, childish voice}'' I'm pretending I'm the craptain of the foortball torm! 

''{As Coach Z says this, the nursery-school style background is replaced with a black and white image of a football field.}''

''{Push pan to a baby Strong Bad in a diaper with a small blue cap on his head. He sits holding a video game control pad.}''

'''BABY STRONG BAD:''' ''{high-pitched, childish voice}'' I'm pretending I'm playing better video games! ''{Atari 2600 sound effects play in the background.}'' Aw, man! That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!

''{Push pan to a baby Strong Sad and a baby The Poopsmith. Baby Strong Sad has a pink bow in his hair, long eyelashes, and a frilly divide between his torso and trunk. The baby Poopsmith wears a blue baby bonnet and holds a stained rattle, with a large pile of dirty diapers behind him.}''

'''BABY STRONG SAD:''' I'm pretending I'm not sitting next to The Diapersmith.

''{As Strong Sad says this, the background, including The Diapersmith's diapers, is replaced by a black and white image of the Wright brothers' airplane.}''

''{The Diapersmith turns to baby Strong Sad and blows a raspberry.}''

''{Black and white image vanishes. Pan to the legs of Homestar Runner, who is wearing puffy red and white pants and holding a broom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you children skedaddle. ''{pushes sweeping end of broom at The Diapersmith and Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voicing over, in normal voice}'' And going even unnecessarily further back, ''{as Strong Bad says this, baby Pom Pom bounds by the screen, with a Bumble Ball body form and no distinguishable head.}'' we were all a bunch of plucky parameciums  living in Free Petry  Dish USA.

''{Cut to a petri dish with a liquid inside resembling the shape of the United States of America.}''

''{Cut to a paramecium Bubs floating in a box marked "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND". A paramecium Homestar floats up.}''

'''HOMESTARMECIUM:''' Hey there, Bubsamecium. I need to buy some embarrassing items for my embarrassing body parts.

'''BUBSAMECIUM:''' Certainly! Six tubes of rear-end cream coming right up! ''{He brings out a bag with said tubes of cream, and gives it to Homestarmecium.}''

''{Cut to a close-up of a viral Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' Oh ho ho! Whatcha buying there, Homestarmecium?

''{Cut to a wide shot. Strongbadiophage "walks" in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTARMECIUM:''' Uh-oh, it's Strongbadiophage. Um, uh, these are for my twin brother! ''{Homestarmecium divides into two of himself, and both speak in unison}'' These are for my twin brother! ''{the two Homestarmecia divide into four}'' These are for my twin brother! ''{the four divide into eight}'' These are for my twin brother!

'''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' Aaaahh!! ''{he runs off}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then, of course, before that we were ''{pause}'' Romans...living in Roman times. And Don Knotts was always showing up. So there you go, Patrice. Just the facts. ''{types the score on different lines}'' Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0. ''{stops typing}'' You guys keep score at home. I'll see you next time. ''{runs off singing}'' Oh, havin' fun with my friends...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Unphotographic.png|thumb|right|200px|Unphotographic]]
*Click on the word "unphotographic" to reveal a photographic memory of the [[caper|jumble caper]].
**Click on the resulting image to reveal the doodle memory version of the same event. Strong Bad is carrying a large gemstone out of a vault, [[The Cheat]] is drawn as a rattlesnake-like creature carrying a turkey on a platter, and a sign points to the right reading "Subwoofers."
*Click on "Roman" to see what those times were like.
:''{Cut to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad in a black and white Roman land. The Homestar Runner is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Julius Caesar|Julius Caesar]] and Old-Timey Strong Bad is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Legionary|Roman legionary]].}''

:'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... aqueduct.

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Hm... yes! Vomitorium!

:'''DON KNOTTS:''' ''{pokes head in}'' Andy?

:''{Pan to Sickly Sam wearing a sack reading "OLIVES". He vanishes, and an [[Wikipedia:Ionic order|Ionic column]] takes his place.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Cowichewa to you too" is an aural allusion to "[[Wikipedia:List of common phrases in various languages#Japanese|konnichiwa]]", a basic Japanese greeting.
*Homestarmecium, despite his name, is drawn without a nucleus. This suggests that he could actually be construed as a [[Wikipedia:Bacteria|bacterium]] (a [[Wikipedia:Prokaryote|prokaryote]]), rather than a [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]] (a [[Wikipedia:Eukaryote|eukaryote]]), and that he replicates himself using [[Wikipedia:Binary Fission|binary fission]] (eukaryotes replicate via [[Wikipedia:Mitosis|mitosis]]).
**On the other hand, the "hairs" on his head area may suggest he's a [[Wikipedia:Ciliate|ciliate]], not a bacterium. However, since some bacteria have cilia as well, this is not conclusive. While Bubs also has "cilia" patches, his outline suggests the stereotypical image of an amoeba rather than the typical "footprint" shape of a paramecium.
*Strongbadiophage, which has a hexagonal head upon a column ending in 6 legs, appears to be a T4 Phage [[Wikipedia:Bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]. This type of [[Wikipedia:Virus|virus]] attacks bacteria, not paramecia, and forces the host cell to create copies of the virus by modifying the cell's DNA.
**The [[Wikipedia:Enterobacteria phage T4|Enterobacteria phage T4]] was likely chosen to represent Strong Bad because it is by far the most easily recognised virus, not necessarily because of its nature.
**Just as "bacteriophage" means "one who devours bacteria," "Strongbadiophage" may be taken to mean "one who devours [[Strong Badia]]" or simply "one who devours Strong Bad".
*The Homestar Runner mentions [[Wikipedia:Aqueducts|aqueducts]]. The Roman Aqueduct system is perhaps the most famous ever built, running over 250 miles across their empire and supplying over a million gallons of water a day to ancient Rome alone.
*A Roman [[Wikipedia:Roman eating and drinking#Vomitorium|vomitorium]] was a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which the crowds could "spew out" of the building at the end of a show. Contrary to popular belief, it does not refer to a place where people would go to vomit.
**Strangely enough, there was a hidden level in an old PC game, ''[[Wikipedia:Rise of the Triad|Rise of the Triad]]'', called "The Vomitorium". While having nothing to do with Romans or aquaducts, the level was comprised mostly of power-ups that made the player's view dizzily swerve and dart about, as well as power-ups that made the player inertialess.
*In the Roman Easter egg, Sickly Sam is wearing a sack that says OLIVES, which were quite valuable in that era.
*Patrique is a French spelling of Patrick.

===Trivia===
*When this email was released, the [[Main Pages|main page]] button read "new strong bad email" and "nothing else!". The site had just experienced an unusually long hiatus, 35 days, since the last major update.
*"[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]" is written by Youdbetterbelieveit [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Homestarmecium-cutaway.jpg|thumb|right|Homestarmeciums, before and after cutaway]]
*Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by acknowledging the fact that he is a cartoon character.
*This email appears to support the idea that Strong Bad and Homestar were once friends, as was first suggested by Homestar in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*Teenage Homestar plays a left-handed bass guitar.
*Baby Coach Z wearing green pajamas supports the theory that he wears a green body suit, as Strong Bad questioned in [[labor day]].
*Strong Bad seems to be a little confused on Coach Z's age: In his "middle school" flashback, Coach Z appears about the same age as him, but in [[stand-up]], Strong Sad's video tape reveals that Coach Z was already an adult when Strong Bad was a little kid.
*[[Wikipedia:Petri dish|Petri dish]] is misspelled in "Free Petry Dish USA" as a reference to [[Free Country, USA]].
*When Homestarmecium replicates himself, he does so horizontally, each time. However, every time the screen pulls out, the Homestarmeciums are lined up vertically prior to the next replication, despite having never moved from their horizontal alignment.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:20060108_highschool_masking_goof.png|thumb|Masking goof]]
[[Image:Mysfit-steries.PNG|thumb|An unsettling mistake]]
*When the email was released, Strong Bad's reflection went outside of the Lappy's screen as he got up. This occurred due to lack of using a masking effect. This was corrected shortly after it was released.
*Originally, on the Mysfit-steries title screen, Strong Mad's fist was visibly protruding from between Marzipan's thighs. This too was fixed promptly.

===Inside References===
*The photo from the "[[Wikipedia:Eidetic memory|photographic memory]]" Easter Egg is a screen shot from [[caper]].
*There is another reference to [[Homestar's Pants]].
*The "[[Pie]] [[Pie Factory|factory]]" was originally mentioned in [[stunt double]], though the location bears a resemblance to Eustice Pietimer's estate in [[That A Ghost]].
*The horizontal lines on the wall of the middle school may be a reference to the lines on the wall of [[Strong Bad's Basement]].
*During his song, Homestar mentions "shaking hands with my man," possibly supporting the notion that he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible hands]].
*The "freakin' duck" is a reference to one of the deleted scenes in [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes|In Search of the Yello Dello]], and also to [[Main Page 13]]. In this context it most likely refers to the [[Atari Dragon]].
**It is also another mention of [[Ducks|ducks]].
*Baby Strong Bad's left eye has a star-shaped reflection, which is also seen in the [[Strong Bad 404 Error Page|Old 404 page]] and [[Main Page 11]].
*The multiple Homestarmeciums are an instance of [[Twin Characters|twin characters]].


===Real-World References===
*"The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries" parodies ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]]'', as well as numerous other [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network Studios|Hanna-Barbera]] cartoons such as ''Jabberjaw'', ''Josie and the Pussycats'', and ''Speed Buggy''. These cartoons featured common themes of teenagers and young adults solving mysteries and occasionally playing together in bands.
*"Stampers" is a parody of the ubiquitous nonsensical Scooby-Doo exclamations, such as "Jinkies!", "Jeepers!", and "Zoinks!"
*The "middle school" portion of the email parodies ''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Jim Henson's Muppet Babies]]''.
*Based on the "freakin' duck", Baby Strong Bad is most likely playing [[Wikipedia:Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]].
**However, the sound effects come from [[Secret Collect]].
*The black and white picture behind Baby Strong Sad and The Diapersmith is from the historic [[Wikipedia:Image:Wrightflyer.jpg|first flight]] made by the [[Wikipedia:Wright brothers|Wright brothers]] in 1903 at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
**Live action backdrops such as this one and the football field behind Baby Coach Z were used in Muppet Babies when the babies would use their imaginations.
*Homestar as the matronly nursery character saying "Now you children skedaddle" is a reference to and hybrid of both Nanny from Muppet Babies and the Mammy-Two-Shoes character from [[Wikipedia:Tom and Jerry (MGM)|Tom and Jerry]]. The costume and Southern colloquialisms are suggestive of the African American "Mammy", who often wallops the cat with a broom when he misbehaves. "Nanny", likewise, was only shown from the waist down.
*[[Wikipedia:Don Knotts|Don Knotts]], who passed away shortly after this e-mail was released, was an actor best known for playing [[Wikipedia:Barney Fife|Barney Fife]] on [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|''The Andy Griffith Show'']]. He also twice guest-starred in the ''New Scooby-Doo Movies'' cartoons.
*The "Roman times" Easter egg may be a reference to ''The Roman Holidays'', a Hanna Barbera animated sitcom from 1972. Like ''The Flintstones'' and ''The Jetsons'' before it, the basic premise was plunking a typical sitcom family into another time period (in this case, 63 A.D.).
*"Just the facts" is a reference to the phrase "Just the facts, ma'am", which was thought to be made popular on the TV police procedural [[Wikipedia:Dragnet (drama)|Dragnet]], although the phrase was [http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/dragnet.htm never used on the show].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|140|6613}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Old-Timey]]

User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:52:55 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions */

=Jessica Ingmann's User Page=
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 22 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 
==Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner''==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
===Favorite Cartoons===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')
==Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions==
[[secret identity|Secret Identity]] and [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:52:28 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions */

=Jessica Ingmann's User Page=
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 22 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 
==Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner''==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
===Favorite Cartoons===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')
==Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions==
[[Secret Identity]] and [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

Sbemail 150?!?

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:40:28 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Real-World References */

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:149pernt5.html|500 The Cheats|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|200px|thumb|"Get your shiny round butt up in there and check that email!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] doesn't wan't to check his email. 

'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} 

'''Places:''' [[The Computer Room]], [[The Basement]], [[The Desert]] 

'''Date:''' March 27, 2006 

'''Running Time:''' 1:46 

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is nowhere to be seen. The wind howls. After a few seconds, Female Lappy 486 appears on screen.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' ''{The words appear on the screen as she says them.}'' Oh. Golly-gosh. Strong Bad is understairs. Tell whim I love.

''{Quick drop to the Basement. Strong Bad is lying on the couch; Strong Sad is standing behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You get your shiny, round butt up in there and check that email!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Now, get out of my couch... area!

'''STRONG SAD:''' But it's your sesquicentenn-email!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! There's too much pressure! Strong Mad ate it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's okay, I can help! Check out these storyboards I drew up!

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad's boxing gloves on the Lappy 486's keyboard. Above, it says "Scene 1" and "Int. Lappy-Day"; below, "Close on tip-tapping boxing gloves".

'''STRONG SAD:''' We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of typing with boxing gloves on.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad sitting at his desk in the middle of the desert. Above, it says "Scene 1a" and "Ext. Desert-Day"; below, "zoom out to reveal wide shot of desk in desert".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' A quick zoom out reveals you're really in the middle of a barren desert landscape, symbolizing the vast scope of your achievement.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs and with coffee dripping out of his hat and down his face. Above, it says, "Scene 2" and "Int. Creepytown-Night"; below, "dolly in on cz. holds up eyeball-pear"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face.

''{Cut to a close up of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' This part doesn't represent anything. I just... always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad at his desk in the Computer Room and Homestar Runner wearing a gas mask. Above, it says, "Scene 3" and "Int. Computer Room-Day"; below, "2 shot of SB and Desire Man.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Cut to a two-shot of you hashing it out with your innermost desires.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing a donut with a bite taken out of it. It is leaking jelly, in which Strong Bad's face appears. Above, it says, "Scene 4" and "Int. Donut Place-Night"; below, "ECU of jellyfish reflector. tear. fade out."

'''STRONG SAD:''' And we end on an extreme close-up of your reflection in the gooey filling of a jelly donut as you shed a single tear.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's equal parts Lynchian, Fellinian and Steve Buscemian, don't you think?

''{Cut back to a view of Strong Bad lying on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incomprehensible mumbles}'' Pilotwings... ''{more incomprehensible mumbles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, never mind. I'll go see what Strong Mad thinks of my Doug the Dino treatment.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' DON'T BOTHER!

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad yelling. Above, it says "Scene 12" and "Int. Day-Up in your grill"; below, "Med. close on SB. "Leemee alone. I do it next week!"}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Sesquicentennial" is the term for a 150th anniversary.
===Inside References===
*This is another instance of Strong Bad's [[Couch Mumbling]].
*This is another mention of [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Strong Bad typing with boxing gloves on]].
*[[Doug the Dino]] originally appeared in [[the facts]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's mask is the same style as the masks worn by [[wikipedia:Snifit|Snifits]] from the Super Mario Brothers games.
*[[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]] and [[Wikipedia:Federico Fellini|Federico Fellini]], as referenced by Strong Sad, are filmmakers known for bizzare imagery.
*[[Wikipedia:Steve Buscemi|Steve Buscemi]], also referenced by Strong Sad, is an American character actor who has starred in such films as Reservoir Dogs, [[The Big Lebowski]], and Ghost World.
*The music playing during Strong Sad's storyboard seems to be taken from the intro to U2's song "So Cruel".
*''[[Wikipedia:Pilotwings|Pilotwings]]'' is an old(one of the first) Super Famicom and Super Nintendo games ever made. In it, you play the part of a pilot who does various test flights on various locations with a light plane, hangglider, parachute, and rocket belt(it's a jetpack, basically).
**There was also a Nintendo 64 incarnation aptly named ''[[Wikipedia:Pilotwings 64|Pilotwings 64]]''.

==External Links==
* [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
* [[HR:sbemail149pernt5.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
* [[Forum:7540|forum thread re: "Sbemail 150?!?"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Sbemail 150?!?

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:36:50 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Transcript */ One word. "Pilotwings". I'd italicize it like I do proper titles, but...eh. Explaination below.

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:149pernt5.html|500 The Cheats|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|200px|thumb|"Get your shiny round butt up in there and check that email!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] doesn't wan't to check his email. 

'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}} 

'''Places:''' [[The Computer Room]], [[The Basement]], [[The Desert]] 

'''Date:''' March 27, 2006 

'''Running Time:''' 1:46 

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is nowhere to be seen. The wind howls. After a few seconds, Female Lappy 486 appears on screen.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' ''{The words appear on the screen as she says them.}'' Oh. Golly-gosh. Strong Bad is understairs. Tell whim I love.

''{Quick drop to the Basement. Strong Bad is lying on the couch; Strong Sad is standing behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You get your shiny, round butt up in there and check that email!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Now, get out of my couch... area!

'''STRONG SAD:''' But it's your sesquicentenn-email!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! There's too much pressure! Strong Mad ate it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's okay, I can help! Check out these storyboards I drew up!

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad's boxing gloves on the Lappy 486's keyboard. Above, it says "Scene 1" and "Int. Lappy-Day"; below, "Close on tip-tapping boxing gloves".

'''STRONG SAD:''' We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of typing with boxing gloves on.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad sitting at his desk in the middle of the desert. Above, it says "Scene 1a" and "Ext. Desert-Day"; below, "zoom out to reveal wide shot of desk in desert".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' A quick zoom out reveals you're really in the middle of a barren desert landscape, symbolizing the vast scope of your achievement.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs and with coffee dripping out of his hat and down his face. Above, it says, "Scene 2" and "Int. Creepytown-Night"; below, "dolly in on cz. holds up eyeball-pear"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face.

''{Cut to a close up of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' This part doesn't represent anything. I just... always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad at his desk in the Computer Room and Homestar Runner wearing a gas mask. Above, it says, "Scene 3" and "Int. Computer Room-Day"; below, "2 shot of SB and Desire Man.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Cut to a two-shot of you hashing it out with your innermost desires.

''{Cut to a storyboard showing a donut with a bite taken out of it. It is leaking jelly, in which Strong Bad's face appears. Above, it says, "Scene 4" and "Int. Donut Place-Night"; below, "ECU of jellyfish reflector. tear. fade out."

'''STRONG SAD:''' And we end on an extreme close-up of your reflection in the gooey filling of a jelly donut as you shed a single tear.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's equal parts Lynchian, Fellinian and Steve Buscemian, don't you think?

''{Cut back to a view of Strong Bad lying on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incomprehensible mumbles}'' Pilotwings... ''{more incomprehensible mumbles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, never mind. I'll go see what Strong Mad thinks of my Doug the Dino treatment.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' DON'T BOTHER!

''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad yelling. Above, it says "Scene 12" and "Int. Day-Up in your grill"; below, "Med. close on SB. "Leemee alone. I do it next week!"}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Sesquicentennial" is the term for a 150th anniversary.
===Inside References===
*This is another instance of Strong Bad's [[Couch Mumbling]].
*This is another mention of [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Strong Bad typing with boxing gloves on]].
*[[Doug the Dino]] originally appeared in [[the facts]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's mask is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Snifit|Snifit]] enemy from the Super Mario Brothers games.
*[[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]] and [[Wikipedia:Federico Fellini|Federico Fellini]], as referenced by Strong Sad, are filmmakers known for bizzare imagery.
*[[Wikipedia:Steve Buscemi|Steve Buscemi]], also referenced by Strong Sad, is an American character actor who has starred in such films as Reservoir Dogs, [[The Big Lebowski]], and Ghost World.
*The music playing during Strong Sad's storyboard seems to be taken from the intro to U2's song "So Cruel".

==External Links==
* [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
* [[HR:sbemail149pernt5.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
* [[Forum:7540|forum thread re: "Sbemail 150?!?"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

User:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:53:43 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: Hey, look! A user page! :x

=Jessica Ingmann's User Page=
Welcome! Welcome to my User Page, one and all! I...have nothing useful to say! :D 

'''Note''': This thing is still under construction, yo.
==Jessica Uma Ingmann==
'''Name''': If you don't know it by ''now''... *grins* 
'''Gender''': Female 
'''Age''': 22 

'''Likes''': Vegetables, sushi, most animals(bats, foxes, dragons, rabbits...), Strong Sad, video games, music stuff, poetry, story writing, cuddling, the colors pink, red, forest green, and blue, and ice water. 
'''Dislikes''': ''Wiki''-Nazis, fruit(except for melon-type fruits and coconuts), people who don't like Strong Sad, Dr. Pepper, people who can't take criticism(be it constructive or not-quite-constructive), people who criticize without giving proper reasons. 
==Jessica's Fascination with ''Homestar Runner''==
'''Fan of ''Homestar Runner'' Since''': Late 2001/Early 2002?(I forget.) 
'''Favorite Characters''': Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Senor Cardgage
'''Favorite Quote''': (I'll get back to you on that one...)
===Favorite Cartoons===
''Big Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/A_Jorb_Well_Done A Jorb Well Done] 
''Shorts'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer] 
''Powered by the Cheat'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/New_Boots New Boots] 
''Puppet Stuff'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homestar_vs._Other_Little_Girl Homestar vs. Other Little Girl] 
''Holiday Toons'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction] 
''Strong Bad E-Mail'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/different_town Different Town] 
''Marzipan's Answering Machine'': None 
''Teen Girl Squad'': [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10 Issue 10] 
''Favorite Game'': ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Stinkoman_20X6 Stinkoman_20X6]''(close tie with ''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peasant%27s_Quest Peasant's Quest]'')
==Jessica's ''Homestar Runner Wiki'' Contributions==
[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/secret_identity Secret Identity], and that's it. '''For now'''! :x

User talk:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:36:39 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: I Goofed

I don't have a user page because I don't have anything interesting to write. =P

Hey Ingmar Jessman! There's a better and easier way to sign comments: just type four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. The system turns 'em into your name, linked to your user page, plus the time. I know there ''isn't'' a user page yet, but there's another important detail: <nowiki>[[Jessica Ingmann]]</nowiki> links to a page that hasn't been made yet, but that wouldn't be your user page if it were. Your userpage would be <nowiki>[[User:Jessica Ingmann]]</nowiki>, which is what the tildes link to (except they hide the "User:" part). And now I'll demonstrate: —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 08:34, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== I Goofed ==

Yeah, I know... Sorry about that. I goofed. Awr... >_<;

[[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 08:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Talk:500 The Cheats

Jessica Ingmann — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:27:31 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: That Was Fast...

What the crap? Why? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:34, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
: I dunno. Why not? Maybe they just had lots and lots of old The Cheat drawings sitting around. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:53, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm with you, thunderbird. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 00:09, 13 Feb 2006 (PST)
:I believe the answer to the question "Why?" can in this case be answered in two words: "Why not?" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:10, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== That Was Fast... ==

''Dayum'', you guys are fast. XD

~ [[Jessica Ingmann]]

User talk:Jessica Ingmann

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:23:22 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Welcome! */ Temp. user page nuked. ^_^

I don't have a user page because I don't have anything interesting to write. =P

secret identity

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:07:42 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Fun Facts */ Moved the video game stuff where it belongs. Gomennasai! ^_^;;

{{sbenav|142|death metal|some kinda robot}}

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], ...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:42

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that 
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. 
Chris 
Laramie, Wy 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the teeming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{angrily turns to face Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand—make that Bubs' ''Motor Lodge''—at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs' head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt, and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained wife-beater T-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Peppry Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the journalist's office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog nor a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop taling about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're probably just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you see? Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several butts to jettison from my home.

''{He gets up and goes off to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws Homestar}''

''{Homestar flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for having me overrrrr!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws the King.}''

''{The King, too, flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Worst mayonnaise party everrrr!

''{The Poopsmith walks across while being prodded all the while by Strong Bad using a cooking fork.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie.....Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by Beverly and Lem Sportsinterviews
*After Strong Bad types "So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith," click on the phrase to see a picture of the Poopsmith with Strong Bad's head, feet, and hands.
*While Strong Bad is checking in to Bubs' Motor Lodge, click on the reservations book to see it up close.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Bubs' marquee reads:
<pre>BUBS' MOTOR
LODGE
(in small lettering:)
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND</pre>
*Bubs' nametag reads:
<pre>My Name
BUBS</pre>
*Homestar's shirt reads:
<pre>I (heart)
TOXIC
WASTE</pre>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad does not type his customary filename (Strongbad_email.exe) to launch his email client.

===Inside References===
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]].

===Real-World References===
*The mention of Garth Brooks is a reference to his alter-ego, [[Wikipedia:Chris Gaines|Chris Gaines]].
*On that same note, both "Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon." is a shout-out to the old PC computer game, ''Doom''. WAD files level, graphical, and sound-replacement files for the game. As for "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," this is almost the exact same line first seen as ''Doom'' and ''Doom II'' load. The original line is "Init DOOM refresh daemon" followed by brackets that filled with 26 dots. This was the text-based load progress bar.
*The disk on Strong Bad's desk says ''Sam & Max'', which was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game(''Sam & Max: Hit the Road'') by LucasFilms based on the comic strip of similar name(''Sam & Max: Freelance Police'').

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|Watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|View the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

secret identity

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:03:56 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Easter Eggs */ ...and I grabbed the wrong thing. Dang it, I'm sorry. @_@;;

{{sbenav|142|death metal|some kinda robot}}

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], ...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:42

==Transcript==
{{inprogress}}
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh damon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that 
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. 
Chris 
Laramie, Wy 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the teeming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{angrily turns to face Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand—make that Bubs' ''Motor Lodge''—at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs' head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt, and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained wife-beater T-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Peppry Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the journalist's office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog nor a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop taling about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're probably just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie.....Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by Beverly and Lem Sportsinterviews
*After Strong Bad types "So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith," click on the phrase to see a picture of the Poopsmith with Strong Bad's head, feet, and hands.
*While Strong Bad is checking in to Bubs' Motor Lodge, click on the reservations book to see it up close.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Bubs' marquee reads:
<pre>BUBS' MOTOR
LODGE
(in small lettering:)
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND</pre>
*Bubs' nametag reads:
<pre>My Name
BUBS</pre>
*Homestar's shirt reads:
<pre>I (heart)
TOXIC
WASTE</pre>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad does not type his customary filename (Strongbad_email.exe) to launch his email client.
*On that same note, both "Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon." is a shout-out to the old PC computer game, ''Doom''. WAD files level, graphical, and sound-replacement files for the game. As for "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," this is almost the exact same line first seen as ''Doom'' and ''Doom II'' load. The original line is "Init DOOM refresh daemon" followed by brackets that filled with 26 dots. This was the text-based load progress bar.
*The disk on Strong Bad's desk says ''Sam & Max'', which was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game(''Sam & Max: Hit the Road'') by LucasFilms based on the comic strip of similar name(''Sam & Max: Freelance Police'').

===Inside References===
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|Watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|View the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

secret identity

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:02:45 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Easter Eggs */ Erm...rolling back. Yes, there's a reason for doing this. See below(above).

{{sbenav|142|death metal|some kinda robot}}

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], ...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:42

==Transcript==
{{inprogress}}
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh damon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that 
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. 
Chris 
Laramie, Wy 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the teeming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{angrily turns to face Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand—make that Bubs' ''Motor Lodge''—at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs' head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt, and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained wife-beater T-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Peppry Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the journalist's office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog nor a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop taling about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're probably just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie.....Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by Beverly and Lem Sportsinterviews

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Bubs' marquee reads:
<pre>BUBS' MOTOR
LODGE
(in small lettering:)
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND</pre>
*Bubs' nametag reads:
<pre>My Name
BUBS</pre>
*Homestar's shirt reads:
<pre>I (heart)
TOXIC
WASTE</pre>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad does not type his customary filename (Strongbad_email.exe) to launch his email client.
*On that same note, both "Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon." is a shout-out to the old PC computer game, ''Doom''. WAD files level, graphical, and sound-replacement files for the game. As for "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," this is almost the exact same line first seen as ''Doom'' and ''Doom II'' load. The original line is "Init DOOM refresh daemon" followed by brackets that filled with 26 dots. This was the text-based load progress bar.
*The disk on Strong Bad's desk says ''Sam & Max'', which was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game(''Sam & Max: Hit the Road'') by LucasFilms based on the comic strip of similar name(''Sam & Max: Freelance Police'').

===Inside References===
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|Watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|View the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

secret identity

Jessica Ingmann — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:57:11 GMT

Jessica Ingmann: /* Remarks */ Added the blurb about the Doom reference and Sam & Max.

{{sbenav|142|death metal|some kinda robot}}

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], ...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:42

==Transcript==
{{inprogress}}
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh damon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that 
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. 
Chris 
Laramie, Wy 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the teeming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{angrily turns to face Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand—make that Bubs' ''Motor Lodge''—at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs' head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt, and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained wife-beater T-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Peppry Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the journalist's office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog nor a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop taling about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're probably just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie.....Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by Beverly and Lem Sportsinterviews
*After Strong Bad types "So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith," click on the phrase to see a picture of the Poopsmith with Strong Bad's head, feet, and hands.
*While Strong Bad is checking in to Bubs' Motor Lodge, click on the reservations book to see it up close.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Bubs' marquee reads:
<pre>BUBS' MOTOR
LODGE
(in small lettering:)
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND</pre>
*Bubs' nametag reads:
<pre>My Name
BUBS</pre>
*Homestar's shirt reads:
<pre>I (heart)
TOXIC
WASTE</pre>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad does not type his customary filename (Strongbad_email.exe) to launch his email client.
*On that same note, both "Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon." is a shout-out to the old PC computer game, ''Doom''. WAD files level, graphical, and sound-replacement files for the game. As for "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," this is almost the exact same line first seen as ''Doom'' and ''Doom II'' load. The original line is "Init DOOM refresh daemon" followed by brackets that filled with 26 dots. This was the text-based load progress bar.
*The disk on Strong Bad's desk says ''Sam & Max'', which was a fairly popular point-and-click adventure game(''Sam & Max: Hit the Road'') by LucasFilms based on the comic strip of similar name(''Sam & Max: Freelance Police'').

===Inside References===
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|Watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|View the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

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