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Sir Loodabert Comma

Krem — Tue, 07 Dec 2004 06:12:54 GMT

Krem: Speculations.

[[Image:comma discovery.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Discovery of Comma]]

The comma was named after '''Sir Loodabert Comma''', who is pictured here with his sherpa. The exact time period in which he lived is unknown, though it was evidently around the time that The Castlefunnies(see [[old comics]]) came out.

He's probably played by Mike, with Matt as "sherpa".

=== Complete Filmography ===
*[[old comics]] (Debut)

[[Category: Items]]

Race Track

Krem — Thu, 02 Dec 2004 23:45:28 GMT

Krem: Screenshot caption edited.

[[Image:racetrack.png|thumb|right|220px|"This is a sad day for track and field."]]

'''The Race Track''' is where the gang works out occasionally.

==Complete Filmography==
* Email [[autobiography]]
* Email [[mile]]
* Email [[montage]]
* [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

[[Category: Places]]

Talk:pom pom

Krem — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 01:30:16 GMT

Krem:

Wow, there's not even a discussion on this one yet? Well I have some stuff to say: I DID NOT LIKE IT!! And you guys probably don't either (admit it, you don't like seeing Strong Bad get beaten up :P).
- [[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

[[Image:sbemail108-pin.png|thumb|Homestar getting poked with a pin]] I made another picture for my user page, but thought you guys might like it too :) --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 21:57, 12 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Ahnberg Hand Q? ==

<pre>In the letter to Pom-Pom's parents, TBC did not use the modified Ahnberg Hand Q.</pre>

What exactly is Ahnberg Hand Q? A font? And what is its significance? (Is that what [[The Brothers Chaps]] use for Strong Bad's handwriting?) Please be more specific with things like this. --[[User:oddtodd|oddtodd]] 14:52, 17 Nov 2004 (MST)

Yes, Ahnberg Hand Q is what TBC use for Strong Bad's handwriting. I wish I had it on my computer! -[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Click if you dare]]

Question: If Strong Bad's typing gets messed up when he blindfolds himslef, wouldn't that mean that he needs to be looking at the keys to type properly? -[[User: Krem|Krem]]

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Krem — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 23:33:35 GMT

Krem: Changed Screenshot Caption

[[Image:fluffy_puff_air-puffed_sugar_delights.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Hand puffed in the factory in Neuconsin"]]

'''Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights''' are the [[1936]] version of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. They are made in [[Neuconsin]] with the latest Air-Puffing "Tek-No-Logy", which hand-puffs each one with only the finest airs. They were endorsed by the dapper [[Mr. Shmallow]].

[[Category: Products]]

monument

Krem — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 22:08:00 GMT

Krem: Screenshot Caption changed. Bettered.

[[Image:sbemail97.png|thumb|"On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #97'''

Strong Bad is asked to create a monument in his own image. He goes on to explain how the arrival of the Thnikkaman distracted him and prevented the completion of the monument.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]]/[[Thnikkaman]], [[Homestar Runner]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey there Strong Bad!
I was thinking since so many people
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,
why not build a monument to yourself
for all to enjoy?

Another fan,
Kaitlin G.</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm assuming the G stands for generally overused girl's first name. Well generic name, you're really onto something here. Turns out I AM super cool. ''{clears his throat.}'' As for monuments, I already got one. But it's kinda ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' only of my right foot. You might know it better as DUN DUN DAAA: The Strongbadia Sign!

''{Cut to the [[Stop Sign]], then to a picture of Strong Bad. As he narrates, a diagram of the monument is built.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their... techno-chocolate land.

''{Cut back to [[Compy 386]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, we lost our funding or public interest waned or something distracted me. Man, what was it? What could possibly have distracted me from ''{mumbling}'' humbera hum...

''{Cut to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are building the monument.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, The Cheat. That totally looks like my right foot. It's got all the rightness of a foot without all the footdom of a right.

'''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the Thnikkaman!!! ''{These words float across the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! Check it out The Cheat. ''{Strong Bad looks and points off-screen.}'' It's the Thnikkaman!! ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run to meet the Thnikkaman, who is obviously Bubs wearing sunglasses and a "TH" sign taped to his chest.}'' Hey Thnikkaman!

'''THNIKKAMAN:''' Hey, kid!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can we have some?

'''THNIKKAMAN:''' Yeah, ok.

'''STRONG BAD and THE CHEAT (in Cheat-speak):''' Thanks, Thnikkaman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in low voice, perhaps translating for The Cheat}'' Thanks, Thnikkaman.

'''THNIKKAMAN:''' Yeah. ''{takes off his sunglasses}'' Shut up, kid!

'''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' There goes the Thnikkaman!!! ''{Now these words float across the screen}''

''{Thnikkaman exits. Cut back to Compy 386.}}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you can see why I got distracted. I'd like to see you stay on task when you're starin' down the barrel of a loaded Thnikkaman. I don't care what you're doin. No one can resist. ''{not typing}'' Speakin' of monuments, somebody should make one to the Thnikkaman. Oh the things that man does! Come to think of it, what exactly ''does'' that man do? ''{typing again}'' Anyways, I'm gonna go try and find some of that Technochocolate. That stuff sounds a-prettypretty good!

''{Strong Bad gets up from his seat and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "I don't care what you're doing" at the end to see Homestar Runner being distracted by the Thnikkaman.
:''{Cut to the field. Homestar Runner is holding a pair of trousers.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I'll just, uh, put these pants on -
:'''UNSEEN SINGERS:''' Here comes the Thnikkaman!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Thnikkaman. It's the Thnikkaman.
:''{He drops the trousers and runs off to the left.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pokes his head back onscreen; singing}'' Here comes the Thnikkaman!
*Click on "technochocolate" at the end to hear Strong Bad and The Cheat do a chocolate version of Techno. The Cheat throws a one-man lightswitch rave.
*Click on "Thnikkaman" at the end to see... well, see for yourself.

== Fun Facts ==
*Some of the things comprising Strong Bad's monument are from other toons: the "Pie Factory" is from [[stunt double|stunt double]], the palm tree is from [[island]] and the toilet paper and the fake afro from Homestar's John McEnroe costume are from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*During the "technochocolate" easter egg, the tiny sign above the lower light switch that The Cheat uses says: "The Cheat."
*Strong Bad forgets his period after "distracted".
*"Thnikkaman" is likely an inside joke referring to Snickers candy bars. The sale of such items by Bubs and Strong Bad's request to "have some" are evidence of this.
*Techno-chocolate-land is an attempt to pronounce [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenochtitlan Tenochtitlan], the capitol city and religious center of the ancient Aztecs. (actually pronounced tay-nohsh-TEET-lahn)
**Also, it could come from a naive description of Aztec life. They were known to be technologically advanced for their time, and they were also the first to discover and grow chocolate (cacao).
*[http://www.biggreenegg.com Big Green Egg] is a combination ceramic barbecue/meat smoker. It's frequently seen on the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Technochocolate reappears in [[extra plug]] as a club.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail97.html watch "monument"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail97.swf view the flash file for "monument"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Arcade Game

Krem — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:31:44 GMT

Krem: Inaccurate Fun Fact Removed.

[[Image:indabasement.PNG|thumb|"Doing The Cheat's taxes"]]

'''Arcade Game'''

Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat play a Trogdor! Arcade game in da basement.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==

''{We start with a familiar scene, Compy. Except Strong Bad isn't there, and there's a Post-It on the screen saying "in da basement -sb".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad! ''{walks up to the computer}'' Hey Strong Bad, can I borrow your fondue pot again? Oh. You're not here. I'll get to the bottom of this! ''{sits down at the computer and starts typing. While he says everything correctly, he misspells stuff}''

<pre>Dear Stong Bah,
Where are you?
Your friend
Homestar</pre>

''{Homestar notices the note.}'' Oh! "In da basement. From SB." Ohhh, that must stand for Stong Bah. ''{he stands up and heads for da basement. Upon arriving he finds Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat playing TROGDOR! the arcade game.}'' Hey guys! Whatcha playin'?

'''STRONG BAD''': Uh, playin'? No, we're, uh, we're doing the Cheat's taxes.

'''STRONG MAD''': W-2!!!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Booring. I don't wanna play that.

''{Homestar walks off. The game blips.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Argh! Stupid peasant. ''{He kicks the arcade machine, which says in a computer voice "Trogdor!"}'' Whoah! Pretty cool! ''{He kicks it twice more, with the same results.}'' All right, who's next? ''{The Cheat makes Cheat noises.}'' Okay, fine. ''{Strong Bad gets off the stool to let the Cheat on, but he just looks at Strong Bad, makes more noises.}'' Oh, right. Here ya go, little buddy. ''{He lifts him onto the stool and the theme music begins playing. As soon as it's over...}''

'''STRONG BAD and STRONG MAD''': TROGDOR!

''{The game says "Trogdor!" and the Cheat begins playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Whoah, nice move! You're the master!

''{[[The paper]] comes down with a link to play the Trogdor arcade game. After a little while, Homestar comes back with a stack of papers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey, can you guys do my taxes next? ... You guys? ... Man, that's one big adding machine.

== Easter Eggs ==

*On the Monday following [[the show]], there was no new [[Strong Bad Email]]. Instead, there was a post-it note that said "In da Basement". If you clicked on it, it took you to the aformentioned toon short.
*When [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] is using [[Strong Bad]]'s computer the contrast knobs are missing, but you can click on them.
*If you wait for [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] to come by and ask them to do his taxes - after he says, "Man that is one big adding machine" you can click on the [[TROGDOR!]] game to make it say "[[Trogdor]]"
*You can click on the top of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s pile of papers to see his expenses.
*When you have [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s expenses displayed, you can click and hold on the last item in the list "straps and practice" to see a picture of something that looks like a hand-drawn baseball card.

== Fun Facts ==
*'''Homestar's Expenses'''
::$150: pork b/w beans
::$2000: witch's brew
::$4000: refinance my hat
::$2.07: gift for Marzipan
::$1000: Fluffy Puffs
::$500: monthly protection to Strong Bad
::$500: monthly protection to Strong Mad
::$500: monthly protection to The Cheat
::$75: straps and practice
::It comes out to $8727.07.
*Pork b/w beans is a reference to the Strong Bad Email [[helium]] , in which [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] discuss the subject briefly. The abbreviation "w/" for "with" is not used, instead it's "b/w" which was used on old vinyl records and singles to refer to the B-side ("b/w" = "backed with").
*[[Witches' Brew]] is, of course, a reference to the holiday toon [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], in which one [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] uses the phrase excessively.
*[[Strong Mad]] says "W-2!" when [[Strong Bad]] lies and says that they're doing [[The Cheat]]'s taxes. W-2 is an IRS tax form.
*The page title "Quite exciting this computer magic" is a quote from the movie "This Is Spinal Tap". One of the band members says it while playing Atari in the tour bus.
*The top paper in [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s stack of papers says important document #402 (zoom in).
*"Hey Strong Bad, can I borrow your fondue pot again?" refers to [[50 emails]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/arcadegame.html watch "Arcade Game"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/arcadegame.swf view the flash file for "Arcade Game"]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

Strong Bad's Room

Krem — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:46:19 GMT

Krem: Changed "where Strong Bad sleeps"

[[Image:sb_room.png|thumb|Strong Bad's Room]]

It is messy, and he plays video games there. Surprisingly enough, he dosen't sleep in his room, but rather on the couch in the basement. He has a poster of a unicorn with a rainbow on top of it which is in front of the famous poster of Farrah Fawcett. He has a bag of chips on his floor that's been there since [[The Cheat]]'s birthday party. [[Gavin]] the Cockroach made his first apperance. He has a stereo and an Atari 2600. The room is located in [[Strong Bad's Basement]].

[[Strong Bad]]'s room has only appeared in easter eggs in the [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and the [[Homestar Talker]].

[[Category: Places]]

Marzipan's House

Krem — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:43:07 GMT

Krem: Added "virus" appearance.

[[Image:marzipankitchen.PNG|thumb|Her kitchen]]
[[Image:marzipancouch.PNG|thumb|Her living room]]

'''Marzipan's House''' has siding and a front porch. Her living room contains a couch and a portrait with the words "Thank You" off-centred on it. This painting was theoretically produced by Homsar and was among the loot in the [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]]. Her kitchen contains a flimsy dining table, a window with a view outside, a cookie jar that looks like Pom Pom's dog [[Trivia Time]], and a microwave addressed by Homestar as [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]. This appears to be the only kitchen that anybody is actually seen using in this cosmology.

This is where [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] is located and [[Strong Bad]] prank calls.

==Notable Appearances==
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* Email [[army]]
* Email [[labor day]]
* Email [[virus]]

[[Category: Places]]

Edgar

Krem — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 02:06:35 GMT

Krem:

[[Image:edgarware.png|thumb|right|"Alright Edgar, now drop a train on 'em!"]]
Edgarware.exe, Edgar's Virus Hunter, is Strong Bad's antivirus program on the Compy 386. It has only been seen in the Strong Bad Email [[virus]], and due to the Compy's fate in that email, it will probably never be seen again.

[[Category: Computers]]

Some Puppet Stuff

Krem — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 19:38:08 GMT

Krem: Added a Fun Fact.

[[Image:somepuppetstuff.PNG|thumb|Title Screen]]

'''Some Stuff with Mike and Homestar'''

[[Mike Chapman]] and the [[Homestar Runner]] puppet interact in hilarious ways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mike Chapman]]
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{A title screen reading Some Stuff with Mike and Homestar appears. The text changes to "here's a screen test" and cuts to Homestar standing around in an area with black fabric covering the back wall. Mike walks in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boo boodoo!

'''MIKE:''' Hi, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' How's it going?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty great!

'''MIKE:''' ''{nods}'' Good. What did you have for breakfast today?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I had an egg and two salads!

'''MIKE:''' Two salads for breakfast?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One of fruit, and one of rice!

'''MIKE:''' Rice salad, eh Homesta-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pilaf!

'''MIKE:''' ''{trying not to laugh}'' Rice pilaf for breakfas-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Salad!

'''MIKE:''' ''{trying not to laugh}'' Rice pilaf salad, huh?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Spin my buzzer!

'''MIKE:''' ''{starting to lose it}'' Your buzzer?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do it. What else would you call it?

''{Mike laughs a little, and spins Homestar's "buzzer"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{makes whirring noise}''

'''MIKE:''' Very nice

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is a super day, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, Homestar, I've got a new friend for you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. The last time you said THAT...

''{Mike produces a Kick the Cheat doll from the bottom of the screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What in Blue Blazes is that guy?

''{Mike hits the Kick the Cheat doll on its side, causing it to make The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh.

''{Mike hits it again, causing it to make more noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't do it again!

''{Mike hits it a third time, causing it to make more noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it saying?

'''MIKE:''' I think that it says that he loves you very much.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awww, Yellow Man!

''{Homestar snuggles up to the Kick the Cheat doll, and Mike finally loses it}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{to someone off-camera}'' That was pretty good.

''{Mike walks away with the Kick the Cheat doll, causing Homestar to fall over sideways. Cut to a title screen that reads "they play basketball." Cut to outside. Homestar is in the foreground, and Mike is in the background dribbling a basketball}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? Try and juke me?

''{Mike shoots above Homestar's head}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you make that shot?

'''MIKE:''' Yep.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crap.

''{Mike goes offscreen to retrieve the ball}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think he made that shot.

''{Mike reappears with the ball}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh wait! And here he is again! ''{tries to fake out Mike}'' Haballoo! Hey! Hazoo! Hey hee ha! Ho! Haaaaaa, don't make it!

''{Mike shoots over Homestar's head again, and the camera follows the ball as it goes into the basket}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, did you make that one?

''{The ball bounces toward Mike, who retrieves it}''

'''MIKE:''' Yes I did.

''{Homestar appears in-frame again and once again starts to try and block Mike}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK! OK! Yeah! But this time, this time I've got ya! I'm gonna fade you, like... like some business! Don't make it!

''{Mike shoots over Homestar's head, and the camera follows the ball as it goes in the basket again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got a question for ya.

''{Mike laughs a little at this, retrieves the ball}''

'''MIKE:''' What's that, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you make that last shot?

'''MIKE:''' Yes, I made that last shot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, a- am I winning?

'''MIKE:''' No, you're losing, 6-nothing.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Alright, here we go! Hoo! Hoo-ha! Hey! Oh yeah! Hey!

''{Mike shoots over Homestar's head again, and the camera follows the ball, this time finally missing its mark. Cut to Homestar watching Mike as he shoots the ball again. Mike goes offscreen to retrieve the ball.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, when do '''''I''''' get the ball?

''{Mike places the ball in front of Homestar's chest}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks.

''{Mike lets go of the ball, and it falls}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You... you pick that up for me?

''{Mike places it in front of Homestar's chest again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, now could you-

''{Mike lets go of the ball and it falls again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, heh, hang on. Uhm... I'm gonna shoot it.

''{Mike places it in front of Homestar's chest again and lets go, letting it fall}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And... shoot!

''{Cut to Mike picking up the ball again, and follows him as he puts it in front of Homestar's chest}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right... and shoot!

''{Mike throws the ball back over his shoulder to simulate the shooting. Cut to a third title screen, reading "Mike fixes Homestar's buzzer." Cut to a bedroom, where we can see Mike putting the eyes on Homestar}''

'''MIKE:''' Just settle dow-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OW!

'''MIKE:''' Stop!

''{Mike affixes the eye to Homestar, and moves to one side, revealing a couple paper towels out and laying on the bed}''

'''MIKE:''' Settle down. Alright-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' YOU settle down!

'''MIKE:''' -lay down.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?!

'''MIKE:''' We have to fix your propeller, lay down.

''{Mike makes Homestar lay down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-OW! Geez!

''{cut to Mike applying superglue to one of the propeller pieces}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do it!

'''MIKE:''' 15 more seconds

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get it over with, doc!

'''MIKE:''' Alright.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not afraid of-

'''MIKE:''' OK, stop moving

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -a little pain.

''{frame jumps, still at the same scene. Mike is carefull affixing Homestar's propeller to his hat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow

'''MIKE:''' It's OK

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!

'''MIKE:''' It's OK

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow ow!

'''MIKE:''' Alright, settle- just hold still

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing a little}'' Hold still!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{weakly}'' ow

'''MIKE:''' Homestar.

''{Cut to Mike testing the propeller on Homestar's hat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're winding it backwards!

'''MIKE:''' Maybe I DID put the washer on the wrong side...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh GREAT

''{The propeller suddenly snaps in half}''

'''MIKE:''' OHHHH!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AAAAUUUUGGGHHH! AUUUUUGGGHHH!!!! OH MAN! OH-HOHOHO, THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

'''MIKE:''' ''{after laughing a little}'' Alright, I jumped the gun, I jumped the gun

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No! NO!!!

'''MIKE:''' Alright, sorry. Let's try this again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' NO!!! I'm not going through that again!

''{Mike starts laughing. Cut to Homestar laying down on the paper towels again and Mike working on the propeller. Mike stands up}''

'''MIKE:''' There, hope that works. I think we're in business.

''{Mike walks away. Homestar gets up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh... oh, I look like... The Elephant Man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{offscreen}'' You look exactly like you always look

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{accusingly}'' What're you saying, Mike?

== Fun Facts ==
*Homestar's quip about trying to fade Mike is probably a reference to [[These peoples try to fade me]].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Merrick John Merrick] (or The Elephant Man) was a person from the late 19th century known for being hideously deformed.
*Matt allured to this scenario in an interveiw a few months ago. He claimed that Mike didn't want to be on the site so that he wouldn't be recognized in public, so apparently they put it on the DVD because there's other things with them in it.

== Related Links ==
[[strongbad_email.exe]]

[[Category: Strong Bad DVD]][[Category:Puppet Stuff]]

Edgar

Krem — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 19:21:55 GMT

Krem: Changed Screenshot Caption.

[[Image:edgarware.png|thumb|right|"Drop a train on 'em, Edgar!"]]
Edgarware.exe, Edgar's Virus Hunter, is Strong Bad's antivirus program on the Compy 386. It has only been seen in the Strong Bad Email [[virus]], and due to the Compy's fate in that email, it will probably never be seen again.

[[Category: Computers]]

homsar

Krem — Fri, 12 Nov 2004 00:26:44 GMT

Krem: Added a Fun Fact.

[[Image:sbemail2.PNG|thumb|The first appearance of everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar...Homsar!!]]

''This is an article about homsar, the [[Strong Bad Email]]. For the [[Characters|character]] of the same name see: [[Homsar (character)]].''

'''Strong Bad Email #2'''

This email is the first appearance of [[Homsar (character)| Homsar]]. The writer apparently meant to tell Strong Bad that he should kill [[Homestar Runner]], but misspells the name as "Homsar." So Strong Bad goes out and drops a [[Heavy Lourde]] on this never-before-seen character, with "Homsar" written across his chest. Don't worry, kids. He's OK! Homsar makes many more appearances after this!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... ''{stops singing}''

Hi Strong Bad,
If you hate Homsar so much,
why dont you kill him?
-Vinnie C

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what, Vinnie? You're right. I'll be right back.

''{Cut to Homsar standing in a field. Strong Bad enters the frame in the foreground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homsar!

'''HOMSAR:''' Uhdyeah, What ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?

''{Strong Bad leaves the frame and a [[Heavy Lourde|HEAVY LOURDE]] falls on Homsar, completely crushing him.}''
''{Cut back to [[Tandy 400]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh man, Vinnie. That feels so much better. Thanks a lot! ''{stops typing}'' Okay, so until next time keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}''

== Fun Facts ==
*If you click "back" at the end of the email, it takes you to the Games screen (not back to the email home). This is because the Strong Bad Emails were in the Games section at the time. To circumvent this, click the "old emails" button instead, which only ever appears in this email.
**Note: This no longer occurs; it appears that this has been changed to match the pattern of all the others.
**When [[The Brothers Chaps]] fixed this email, they also bolded the words HEAVY LOURDE on the weight.
*This email is where Homsar was created.
*This is the first email that Strong Bad makes fun of someone's spelling.
*This is also the first email that shows an area outside of the computer room.
*When Strong Bad says "Oh, Man!", it sounds just like in the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]]
*In this email, Homsar's bowler hat is noticably larger than in future toons.
*Homsar was killed in his first appearance, but doesn't seem to stay dead.
*This is the only time that Homsar makes any sense. Perhaps he only speaks in random nonsense because of the horrible head injury.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.html watch "homsar"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.swf view the flash file for "homsar"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homsar Filmography]]

pom pom

Krem — Fri, 12 Nov 2004 00:17:54 GMT

Krem: Changed "Monkeydude" link to "Monkey D"

:''This article is about the [[Strong Bad Email]] "pom pom". "[[Pom Pom]]", with initial capital letters, is a character.''

[[Image:Sbemail108.png|thumb|Strong Bad makes an attempt on Pom Pom's life.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #108'''

Kevin asks about what would happen if you poked Pom Pom with a pin.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. ''{He pulls up the e-mail.}'' Full house.

''{Strong Bad reads the email out loud}''

<pre>Dear Strongbad,

What would happen if you poked
Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I
haven't seen him around in a while?

Kevin
OH</pre>

''{He pronounces "OH" as the word "oh!"}''

''{typing}'' Oh! Kevin. You scared me! I dunno. I guess he would pop or explode depending on whether he's filled with helium or hydrogen. And also depending on if he's on fire at time of poke. This is sounding pretty good. Poking Pom Pom with a pin while he's on fire! Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? Ooh! I'll be blindfolded! Ooh! Truly this will be my greatest feat! ''{He puts on a blindfold.}'' aligrt u.ln reay tui gi ''{He says "Alright. I'm ready to go."}''

''{He leaves the computer. Cut to a field where Coach Z and Homestar Runner are standing.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think it was .egg or .muffin or something.

'''COACH Z''': You sure it wasn't .com? Or .org?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, I'm pretty sure it was .egg.

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{offscreen}'' Alright, Hindenburg.

''{He enters, still wearing the blindfold and brandishing a pin and the BMW lighter.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Where're you at?

'''COACH Z''': Whoa! Hey there! Careful with those!

'''STRONG BAD''': Pom Pom? Is that you? ''{He begins to poke Homestar in the chin with the pin.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, it's me.

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{still poking}'' Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, it's me.

'''STRONG BAD''': I'm looking for Pom Pom. You know where he is? ''{By this point, pink spots are appearing on Homestar's face where Strong Bad is poking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I think he's over at Bubs's, filming this documentary.

'''STRONG BAD''': Alright, thanks.

''{He stops poking and walks off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{assuming a teenager's breaking voice}'' Hey, Coach Z! Check me out! I've got bad zits!

''{Cut to Bubs's, where the Poopsmith is wearing headphones and holding a microphone over Bubs's head and Pom Pom is filming Bubs at his place behind the counter.}''

'''BUBS''': And that's how I almost died the fifteenth time. ''{He turns and looks, along with Pom Pom and the Poopsmith, as they hear Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Alright, Led Zeppelin! Let's get this settled once and for all! ''{He jumps in the direction of the concession stand, but smashes his face against the wall.}''

'''BUBS''': That'll be five dollars! ''{He puts up a sign reading "Face Mashings $5".}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ugh! ''{He shakes his head.}'' That's cool. I'm cool. Here I go again! Ha!

''{He jumps up and runs towards Pom Pom, who leaps into the air. He runs underneath Pom Pom and skids to a halt next to where he was standing. Pom Pom lands gracefully behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Pom Pom, is that yo-

''{Pom Pom kicks him into the air and juggles him, making combo signs appear after his fourth, fifth and sixth kicks. He then finishes him off with a kick, sending him flying. A "1-up" sign appears.}''

'''BUBS''': That'll be ten dollars! ''{He puts up a sign reading "Severe Pummelings $10".}''

''{Cut to the Compy room, where Strong Bad's reply is still on the screen. Strong Bad plummets through the roof, landing on his stool. He removes the blindfold.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' So, since I was blindfolded, I didn't really get a clear view of what happened. But I'm pretty sure I didn't get the everloving snot beat out of me and that Pom Pom exploded in a big fiery ball that was visible from space. Poor guy... I feel kind of sorry for him. I might even miss him a little bit. Well, it had to be done in the name of science. Or, more accurately, because some kid e-mailed me and told me to. I hope you're happy, Kevin!

''{The paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*After [[The Paper]] comes down, click on "Poor Guy" to see a letter from Strong Bad to Pom-Pom's parents.

*After [[The Paper]] comes down, click on "e-mailed" to see a [[Three-to-one Marny]] game between Bubs and Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==
*In the letter to Pom-Pom's parents, TBC did not use the modified Ahnberg Hand Q.
*In the poker game, Strong Bad has Abdi's and a Viklas! cards, which are from e-mails "[[some kinda robot]]" and "[[little questions]]".
*Bubs has a [[Monkey D]] card.
*When Pom Pom beats up Strong Bad, you can hear sound effects from Super Mario Brothers. And when he scores a 1-up after hitting Strong Bad several times, that's another SMB reference. The "Combo" sign is also a parody of fighting games. (Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, etc.)
*The blindfold Strong Bad puts on has the design of an old Japanese flag. It is referencing the [[Theme Song Video]], where Pom Pom himself wore it as a headband, and may be a reference to the 1984 film [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087538/ The Karate Kid].
*The conversation between Coach Z and Homestar is in reference to the [[First Time Here?]] video, where Homestar is supposed to say [http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Homestarrunner.com].
*In the scene where Strong Bad attempts to pop Pom Pom near Bubs' Concession Stand, he is holding the [[BMW Lighter]], but the BMW logo is backwards on it.
*After Strong Bad faceplants himself against the wall, the lighter goes out and is not re-lit.
*When Strong Bad wrote the letter to Pom Pom's parents, it was probably used as reference to when Homestar told Mrs. Benedetto about Frank Benedetto in the army e-mail.
** Speaking of the letter, isn't that the same music as is used in the email [[2 years]] when the cinder block writes a letter?
* The card egg is almost certainly a reference to Strong Bad's opening song-- "I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house." He's obviously gambling (hence the chips), and the cards have e-mail senders' names on them.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail108.html watch "pom pom"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail108.swf view the flash file for "pom pom"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=310 forum thread re: "pom pom"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]
[[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

User:Krem

Krem — Fri, 12 Nov 2004 00:11:37 GMT

Krem:

Oh man... I hate having a user page. I have to type stuff that nobody'll look at.

Let's see, I should probably put some contributions I've made to the Wiki... I did about 2/3 of the transcript for [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]], and I started the "Halloween Costumes" things on each character's page.

Homestarmy

Krem — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:51:45 GMT

Krem: Changed pronunciation of "colonel"

[[Image:homestarmy.png|thumb|The Few. The Proud.]]

The army formed by Colonel Homestar Runner (actually pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar) when he tries to invade [[Strongbadia]] in [[army]]. As events prove, the Homestarmy is quite ineffective, and their disorganized retreat results in the loss of Third-Style Private Bennendetto. The Homestarmy later returned (with Bennendetto) to do their duties by ensuring that no one worked on [[Labor Dabor]].

==Members==

*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Painting of a guy with a big knife]]
*[[Strong Sad]]

==Complete Filmography==

*Strong Bad Email 93: [[army]]
*Puppet Short: [[Labor Dabor]]

the facts

Krem — Sun, 07 Nov 2004 17:08:45 GMT

Krem: A couple of the "Fun Facts" were redundant, and have been removed.

[[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|Strong Mad in Cubeland]]

Strong Bad tells Jess G. why Strong Mad can't have his own cartoon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail..
''{Strong Bad reads the email out loud}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon.

Your fan,
Jess G. OH</pre>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... G'oh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {typing} Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language. ''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}'' Por ejemple:

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. what's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' GARBLEDINA!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: "Garbledina". ''{'Garbledina' appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}'' Fact three: he's like a big square, this guy. ''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}'' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all. ''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}'' Un.. settling. ''{"Unsettling" appears}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland ''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner.}'' is a place I just made up, so.. on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control. ''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}'' Once again, obsoyve. ''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause  baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! ''{holds up his right hand, index finger and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse}'' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE! ''{holds up his other hand in the same position}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience. ''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR! ''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like [[Tandy 400]] (with the word "DISK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container]] (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Sewiously" all the time and acting like a moron.. all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad’s epic film, 'Doug the Dino.'
<pre>int: dinosaur - day
go dougie!!
RAWR!!
toilet. (drawing of a toilet)</pre>
*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break message.
:''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a popsicle and the words "We'll Be Right Back!" appears}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back!<br>
:Homestar Runner will be right right back!<br>
:Homestar Runner will be right right back!<br>
:We're coming right back after these messages!<br>
:We're coming right back after these messages!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' claymation debut.
*Strong Bad says "Dear Strong Bad" in Strong Mad's voice.
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] is labeled Thexder.
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4" (2.26 meters) tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad was 6 feet tall. Meanwhile, according to a page that is no longer on the main site, Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs and is eight feet three inches tall. Of course, since it is known that Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's actually about 7.25% taller than he is wide. So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 88" wide, he would be approximately 95" tall. On the other hand, if he were 88" tall, he would only be about 82" wide. Finally, if he were 6' (72") tall as mentioned earlier, he would be a mere 67" wide.
*The television was on Channel 3. Most VCRs in the United States (and other NTSC countries) send their signals on channel 3 or 4.
*This is the second time Strong Mad has shown his affection for dinosaurs, the first being his MSPaint drawing of a brontosaurus in [[lunch special]].
*This is the third time we've seen inside Strong Mad's room (the first being in [[unused emails]], the second [[old comics]]). Twice, Strong Mad has been doing something artistic (the other time he just ate pasta salad out of his underdrawers drawer).
*Strong Bad saying "Checking my email" sounds a lot like the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker.
*The TV set that "Doug The Dino" plays on is the same TV from the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html old toons menu]. Channel 3 was [[The Reddest Radish]], and in a later version of the menu, it was [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town]].
*This is the fourth time [[Homestar Runner]] has confused another character with [[Pom Pom]]: he confuses [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] with Pom Pom in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] versions [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4|4]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]], and confuses himself with Pom Pom in the email [[pom pom]].
*The green cylinder in the claymation and Cubeland may be a reference to Gumby.
*Strong Bad's pronounciation of 'Jess, G'oh' is a possible reference to The Simpson's catchphrase 'D'oh'.
*The box on Strong Mad's desk that says disks on it also reads 'NOT CAR PARTS' upside down.
*The VCR (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the "Characters" menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*The email used to have a glitch in it. If you clicked the eject button on the video recorder during 'Doug the Dino', it would bring you back to the loading screen and freeze there. The glitch has been removed, though. The eject button is now unclickable. - This may be due to the VCR being copied from the "Characters" menu. On that screen, the eject button pops out Homsar's tape.
*The irony of the conversation between Strong Bad and Homestar is that Homestar really ''does'' eponymously star in many of his own cartoons, however, because the website has been hijacked by Strong Bad to the extent that it's hardly Homestar's website any more, it may seem that Homestar doesn't have his own cartoon.
*In the part where it shows Strong Mad's room, it seems that Strong Mad is trying to make Doug the Dino, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.html watch "the facts"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.swf view the flash file for "the facts"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=884 forum thread re: "the facts"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad

Krem — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:46:22 GMT

Krem: Added Filmography.

[[Image:combover_sb.PNG]]

'''Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad''' is how [[Strong Bad]] describes himself in the email "[[kind of cool]]". This is a ugly, dumpy guy with a comb-over that looks and acts like [[Senor Cardgage]], a extremely sketchy character. StrongBad thinks he's the coolest, but a ''different kind of cool''.

==Complete Filmography==
* Email [[kind of cool]] (debut)
* Email [[flashback]] (debated)

[[Category: Characters]]

Reinforcements

Krem — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 04:21:10 GMT

Krem:

The Cheat Commando that [[Coach Z]] bought. Wears sweet camos and a Justice Rocket Backpack.

Reynold

Krem — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 04:19:33 GMT

Krem:

Reynold is a civilian contractor for the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He wears glasses and a clip-on tie. You can buy his apartment. You can also buy his groceries. His girlfriend used to buy them for him, before she broke up with him.