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Linkingdot — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 22:27:32 GMT

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== Voting in STUFF ==

Hey there, Linkingdot, just thought I'd tell you that there's a very easy way to vote on STUFF: just write <nowiki>#~~~</nowiki> at the bottom of the list, and it'll automatically write your signature. Hope that's helpful! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:17, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Also, <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> will write your signature plus a date stamp. (This thing: 22:19, 24 December 2005 (UTC) ). <nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki> will make just a datestamp. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:19, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

*Thanks, guys. [[User:Linkingdot|Linkingdot]] 22:27, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Peasant's Quest Responses

Linkingdot — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:04:15 GMT

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There are many responses that the game gives you in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===#===

===A===
*'''"ask about _____":'''
**'''baby:'''
***(to baby lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever.
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to baby lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''naked ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
***(anywhere else) - "Ask about what?"
: <small>* - You can only ask Mendelev and Dongolev when they're together.</small>
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break/kick/punch door"''' (at Outside mysterious cottage) - "Violence is not the answer."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek [sic] is a teetotaler and is offended by your request. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"cheat"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
***(after getting the robe) - "Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint."
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[Dan|dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."

===E===

===F===

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - \oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take/steal _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - You probably WISH you could get that.
**'''"on rock"''' (at the rock in the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.
**'''"chair"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) - "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) - "No. Too big for pants."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations.
**'''"fire"''' (at the burninated tree at night) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - You disgust me.
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon.
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything.
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'.
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already.
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug.
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness.
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
***(at the mud puddle) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it.
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
***(anywhere except for the woman's cottage) - "You don't need to give that now."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) " 'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' "
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn."

===I===

===J===
*'''"jump in hay"''' (by the hay bale, when you're not muddy) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the arrow, but not the bow) - "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?"
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the bow, but not the arrow) - "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!"
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, while it's closed) - "No answer."
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''(at something currently in your inventory)''' - "You've totally got one of those! Check your INVENTORY to give'r a serious looksee."
**'''"arrow"''' (at the hidden glen) - "Somebody call a tree doctor. Them puppies are stuck in there like a, um, er ... stuck pig."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - "Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception."
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat/dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"boat/dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake after he is gone) - "It was loaned out to the [[Fishing Challenge '91|Fishing Challenge videogame]]."
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!!"
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints"''' (when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after she's gone) - "I can't believe you thought you had a chance with her!/Dork!"
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'"
**'''"paper"'''
***(in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!'"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, eh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "It's locked. With one o' them SCHLAGE deadbolts, too. Those things are hard core."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
***(at the inn, while it's closed) - "It's locked fast!"
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"pwd"''' - Prints on-screen your location in the game's programming. (This could be a kind of a "joke" of sorts. In Unix/Linux, pwd is the command for "print working directory", and the location is printed out in the form of a filename.)
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"''' (after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"''' (at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while away from or behind the desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visable)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open...I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

{{Peasant's Quest}}
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Peasant's Quest Responses

Linkingdot — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:03:46 GMT

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There are many responses that the game gives you in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===#===

===A===
*'''"ask about _____":'''
**'''baby:'''
***(to baby lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever.
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to baby lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''naked ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
***(anywhere else) - "Ask about what?"
: <small>* - You can only ask Mendelev and Dongolev when they're together.</small>
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break/kick/punch door"''' (at Outside mysterious cottage) - "Violence is not the answer."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek [sic] is a teetotaler and is offended by your request. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"cheat"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
***(after getting the robe) - "Aww, how thoughtful and boring of you. Break intothis peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. You're a real saint."
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[Dan|dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."

===E===

===F===

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - \oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take/steal _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - You probably WISH you could get that.
**'''"on rock"''' (at the rock in the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.
**'''"chair"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) - "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) - "No. Too big for pants."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations.
**'''"fire"''' (at the burninated tree at night) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - You disgust me.
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon.
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything.
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'.
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already.
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug.
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness.
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
***(at the mud puddle) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it.
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
***(anywhere except for the woman's cottage) - "You don't need to give that now."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) " 'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' "
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn."

===I===

===J===
*'''"jump in hay"''' (by the hay bale, when you're not muddy) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the arrow, but not the bow) - "With what?! You gonna throw that arrow at him?"
***(in the Kerrek's domain when he is present and you have the bow, but not the arrow) - "With what?! You got no arrow, fool!"
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, while it's closed) - "No answer."
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''(at something currently in your inventory)''' - "You've totally got one of those! Check your INVENTORY to give'r a serious looksee."
**'''"arrow"''' (at the hidden glen) - "Somebody call a tree doctor. Them puppies are stuck in there like a, um, er ... stuck pig."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - "Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception."
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat/dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"boat/dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake after he is gone) - "It was loaned out to the [[Fishing Challenge '91|Fishing Challenge videogame]]."
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!!"
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints"''' (when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
***(inside the woman's cottage, after she's gone) - "I can't believe you thought you had a chance with her!/Dork!"
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'"
**'''"paper"'''
***(in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!'"
***(at your burninated cottage) - "Hey, it's your old fireproof map to Peasantry."
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, eh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "It's locked. With one o' them SCHLAGE deadbolts, too. Those things are hard core."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
***(at the inn, while it's closed) - "It's locked fast!"
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"pwd"''' - Prints on-screen your location in the game's programming. (This could be a kind of a "joke" of sorts. In Unix/Linux, pwd is the command for "print working directory", and the location is printed out in the form of a filename.)
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"''' (after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"''' (at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while away from or behind the desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visable)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open...I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

{{Peasant's Quest}}
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Talk:Fall Float Parade

Linkingdot — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 18:28:39 GMT

Linkingdot: /* Tinfoil or Pennzoil? */

==Easter Eggs==
I call the Easter Eggs. You're allowed to do that, right? - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

:I'll race you for 'em. And I can protect the page. :) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:26, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::I'd rather not, but it doesn't seem like it's going to load, anyway. First one to fall asleep loses the eggs! - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

==Not Loading==
It isnt loading for me. :( [[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]

:Same here. The flash file is giving me a 404. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 01:31, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::It's not loading for anyone, yet. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:31, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::: How'd you get the run time? [[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:32, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::: It's listed on the Toons page. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 01:34, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::Jeez, three edit conflicts just to edit this page. But anyway, me neither. Dang.{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:33, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::'''THERE ISN'T A FLASH FILE! [[User:Seek Bar]]

:::::it's not loading ''because'' there isn't a flash file. The page is looking for the file that doesn't exist. That's why there's a hold up.[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:35, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::Well, I think we've reached the limit of making a page there's no flash file for. Still, we got pretty far. :) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:36, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::How do we know that Z and Marzy are hosting it? That Pom Pom's on the "telebision"? - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

:::::::On the toons menu.[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:38, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::And the only reason I refered to her as "Marzy" is because that's what they refered to her as in the summary. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:41, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::::All the same, her correct name is "Marzipan." {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:43, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

And now we wait. Ah, "refresh", how we love thee.[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:44, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:What day is American Thanksgiving anyways? It's a month past for us Canadians. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:44, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::Always the 3rd Thursday in November. [[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:45, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:::Oh. Then this one's... Retroactive? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:46, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:::: TBC could be going outta town. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:47, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::: ITS WORKING {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:47, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::Not for me. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:49, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::Umm, no, actually, it's the ''fourth'' Thursday in November; i.e., in three days. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 01:48, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::Where's the transcript coming from? The flash file's still not up for me! [[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:55, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::Btw Kookyman, I beat you. :) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:56, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::::::::How'd you get it to load?????[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

This should clear things up... the regular is 'floatparade' and the swf is 'fallparade'. Probably lotsaya know this by now, but it does need to be officially announced. -[[User:FaceCrap|FaceCrap]] 02:24, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

==what the?==
this toon isn't working for me! and i'm really eager to see it! it just comes up as white stu~ff![[User:Jibney|Jibney]]
:FYI for those who are not in the know, the toon can be access from the following '''[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fallparade.swf Flash file]'''. Enjoy! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:01, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:Visit the flash file. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

thanks that was hilarious![[User:Jibney|Jibney]] 02:21, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

== 'Nother Page ==

For all the Halloween cartoons, we make an extra page to show all the costumes in a gallery with discriptions. I think we should do that for the floats in the parade, sort of like a list for reference. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 02:58, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:I don't think that'll be needed, unless these floats become a reoccuring theme. (Which I doubt.) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 03:00, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::'''EDIT CONFLICT''' Second. We list the Halloween costumes coz they have further information, based on other characters and all that. Whatever there is to say about the floats, I think we can put in the transcript. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Tinfoil or Pennzoil? ==

I really don't think the Homsars are saying 'Sing a song of tinfoil'- to me, it sounds much more like 'Pennzoil'. Anyone else hear that?
:I had no idea what they were saying at first, with the overlap effect. But under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, and the transcript updating, I was able to pick out 'tinfoil'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Yeah, I heard Penzoil. There's definetly a "zoil" sound at the end of their line. -[[User:Jesselangham|JesseLangham]]
:Yup, it's penzoil. Ima gonna change it now. -[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]
::I always heard penzoil.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 13:54, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::It's definitely tinfoil. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
I've listened to it five times at increasing volume. It's penzoil! [[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]
:Definetly penzoil

:SupremeRulerOfSBadia, please do not change it until an agreement is made. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 17:11, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

'm srry. I just know what I heard, and I can't help changeing it. [[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]

What the crap is Pennzoil? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:38, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:[http://www.pennzoil.com Pennzoil] is an American motor-oil company that sponsors races, sporting events and other stuff. They're right up there with Castrol and Quaker State. (I had listed this in RWR before someone reverted the transcript back to "Tinfoil".) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 17:41, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::Oh, and they are a major sponsor for Macy's T-Day Parades, too. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 17:42, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:It's an [http://www.pennzoil.com oil] for your engine. Apparently it's not in Isreal.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 17:40, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::Take a [http://media.putfile.com/Fall-Float-Homsar-Quote listen] for yourself.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 20:46, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

Listening to it again, it is definitely a bit indistinct because of the doubling, but I think the telltale sign that it's "Pennzoil" is that the first syllable in the word is a short "e", not a short "i". So you'd either have "ten-foil", "ten-zoil", "ten-soil", "pen-soil", or "pen-zoil" (and the last one properly translates to the Pennzoil brand name, as there is no English word "penzoil", and Homsar doesn't have a history of making up words). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:27, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:How odd... I was about to say the same thing, but backwards. Because I surely hear a short "i" sound. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Try these media clips: [[Media:LetsSingASong.ogg|Homsar's quote (normal)]] and [[Media:LetsSingASong-Fast.ogg|(150% normal speed)]] - the latter clip might make that last word a bit clearer. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:39, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::After a review of these clips, particularly the second, I have reevaluated my position. It is Pennzoil, as reluctant as I am to admit. Also, I'd like to say that Homsar is rather creepy all sped up like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:Hey guys, the KOT quote had a clip made so that it could be played over and over again (I think that one's thanks to KieferSkunk), is there any way we could have such a clip for the Homesar Line uploaded? That would help so much! I was almost convinced it was Penzoil but I keep hearing something different each time it seems, so I want to hear it with a good set of earphones and several times in a row to be sure. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:42, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::I'm one step ahead of you, Stux. Look up. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:43, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Oh! I didn't even see them! I'm sorry! Thanks! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:46, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::::Wow, man! That 150% speed recording's a riot! I definitely do not hear an "f" sound to make tinfoil. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:50, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::::'''Edit Conflict''' I think playing this on repeat 20 or 30 times gives you a pretty good idea of what it is and what it is not. I hear no "f", I hear a "p", and I hear an "e"; I hear no I, and we all agree on the oil part. :) I could've also just simply signed my vote and not typed any of this but it wouldn't be as fun now would it? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:59, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::I can hear "Pennzoil" under the power of suggestion, but I can't hear "tinfoil" at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:45, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
Here, I'll start a vote:

If you hear "tinfoil", add your name to this bullet list.
*{{User:The Chort/sig}}
*{{User:H*R 700/sig}}
*[[User:Jibney|Jibney]] 04:12, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
If you hear "Pennzoil", add your name here instead.
*{{User:KieferSkunk/sig}}
*{{User:bkmlb/sig}}
*So totally [[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]
*Get better speakers -[[User:Jesselangham|JesseLangham]]
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
*{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}
*--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:59, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
*— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
*[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]]
*{{User:Joshua/sig}} (Actually, I hear "Pennfoil". :P)
*[[User:Strongstarbadder|Strongstar badder]]
*[[User:RPharazon|RPharazon]]
*[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}
*[[User:GG Crono|GG Crono]]
*[[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]]
*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]

:Uhhh...I think we have enough votes in "Pennzoil" area.-[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]]

==It all comes down so I break it down==
The KOT quite discernibly says some syllable before "Break it down for me, fellas," but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Anybody? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:56, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:"So"?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 05:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::''It'' refers to the song, a break-down is a variation or style of the music that they are playing. A common break-down is all the instruments dropping out except percussion. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:::I think AbdiViklas is asking for help identifying the syllable he hears before the phrase, not what the word "it" in the phrase stands for.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:33, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::That is correct. (And you're correct too, IRF; we owe modern turntabling to that section of the song and [[Wikipedia:DJ Grandmaster Flash|Grandmaster Flash's]] attempts to extend it.) I'm not convinced by "So," Tom; it kinda sounds like "court" to me, which makes no sense. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:24, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
I thought it sounded a lot like "A-break it down for me, fellas!" It's a possibility. - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}} 19:47, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Court could work. Like a king's court. "A sovereign's governing body, including the council of ministers and state advisers." [http://www.answers.com/topic/court][[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:50, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::Yup. Excet "Break it down for me, fellas," is not in the Top 10 Things Most Likely To Be Heard In A Council Of Ministers And State Advisors (T1TMLTBHIACOMASA). —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 20:07, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
Here, I uploaded [[Media:Breakitdownforme.ogg|a sound clip]] of the KOT's line. That should help in figuring it out. Sounds like "court" or "pork" to me, but it also sounds like it could just be gibberish. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:41, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:Could be "What?" or "Oh" or "Go"... The possibilities are pretty much endless. It could be any number of things. Even listening to the .ogg, I can't tell. It's rather indistinct. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::About all I can get from it listening to it some more (even slowed it down to see if that would help) is that it sounds like it starts with "Tr". Nothing I can think of fits, though - I think it's just a random syllable at this point. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:53, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::: No idea here, but I don't hear a long "O" sound ("So," "Go," "Oh," or whatever.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:06, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::It could simply be a vocalization, a sort of a "hup!" I think given the lack of consensus it's okay to leave it as it is. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 21:58, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

I just watched the toon again, and it souned pretty clear. I'm almost positive it's "A-break..." - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}}

:I hear, "A-break it down for me, fairlords," but my headphones stuck. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
::Pretty sure that's "fellas". Having it be "A-break" is about the only thing I can think of that makes sense. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 17:31, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

== Jump Jive and Wail ==

Did anybody else think of the movie [[Wikipedia:Airplane%21|Airplane!]] when Marzi said, "for those of you don't speak Coach Z" refering to the lady that said, "Stewardess, I speak jive." Is this even close to being solid enough for ''real world reference'' status? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 13:07, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

: No, I just thought about speaking "The Cheat" [[User:No Parking|No Parking]] 15:00, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

::It was a funny movie though. "Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious, and please stop calling me Shirley." That's gold! {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:36, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

== Post-its? ==

Are post-its a running gag, now? [[User:No Parking|No Parking]] 14:52, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:see [[Sticky_Notes]] {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:05, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

== Killer Ballon ==

Could the run-away Marshie ballon be a referance to the 1998 Thanksgiving Parade when that Cat-in-the-Hat ballon knock over a street light at killed those people? Or is that too much of a stretch? [[User: The Pardack|The Pardack]]
:You know, I didn't even think of that, which is surprising because I lived in NY and was watching at that time, but I'd say so, especially since the cause was not enough people controlling the balloon. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 18:34, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
No one died, but someone was put in a coma for a while. But anyway, I think it could be a reference. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:38, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:I dunno, it strikes me as just a common parade balloon gag, not necessarily a reference to a particular incedent. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 18:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::I think The Pardack is right - I looked up news articles for that incident (which actually occurred in 1997), and the similarities between that and the Marshie balloon are pretty striking. (pun possibly intended.) I went ahead and added the fact - if you feel it should be STUFF'd, feel free. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 19:02, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:::I don't think it refers to anything in particular. I thought more of [[Wikipedia:The One Where Underdog Gets Away|the ''Friends'' episode where Underdog gets away]]. I went ahead and deleted the fact. If you feel it should be STUFF'd, feel free. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:25, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::::You know, TBC have brains, and brains makes connections between related ideas and memories. So unless they have been living under a rock since their birth, something in particular popped up in their minds when they had the idea for this gag. If anything, the main reference here is the Zeppelin [[Wikipedia:Hindenburg_disaster|Hindenburg disaster]].--[[User:Vl-tone|Vl-tone]] 07:20, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Or for that matter, what about "[[Wikipedia:List of Seinfeld episodes#Season 6: 1994-1995|The Mom and Pop Store]]" epsiode of Seinfeld, When the Woody Woodpecker balloon gets blown? The simple fact is that it could be one particlar reference, but because there are so many candidates, it should be left at a reference to the general theme of a big balloon being a recipie for disaster. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:09, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

== Wagon Fulla Pancakes? ==

Should the Wagon Fulla Pancakes be mentioned here? I mean, isn't it the Wagon under SB's float?--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 19:18, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:It ''is'' mentioned. Check the inside references. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
Sorry. I wasn't clear enough. I meant in the cast list.--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 19:21, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:It is listed suchly, by the way, in [[Senorial Day]] (though personally I don't think should be either there or here. [[montage]], yes, because it's personified so heavily, but not the other two. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 20:10, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
::If we list something once, we list it everywhere. Or nowhere. The key is consistancy. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 21:07, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
:::You don't see a case for different treatment when an inanimate object is personified into a character (as in [[Characters#PseudoCharacters]])? In [[montage]], the Wagon ''is'', functionally, a character. Here it's functionally a wagon. (Hey, I just thought of something; an argument could be made against listing "[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]" in the Cast here, since it ''isn't'' full of pancakes!) I'd argue it should be in the cast list for [[montage]] but no others to date. (Of course if my argument is accepted it would entail other changes; e.g. Frank Benedetto should be taken out of the Cast list for [[garage sale]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], since it's just a popcorn popper in those.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 21:55, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

== About the lack of basement ==

Remarks notes that Bubs' Concession Stand doesn't appear to have a basement in the Homestar Egg. However, we already know that the basement is accessed by a lowering mechanism in the middle of the stand. This would put said mechamism about where Homestar's box is. I'm thinking it's possible (POSSIBLE) that Homestar's box is covering the basement elevator. What do you all think? [[User:Rocketlex|Rocketlex]] 02:18, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
*I think you need to lay off the caffine. that is so absurd!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:20, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:I think that's included in the Remark? And I think Benol could avoid sounding insulting. (Although, yes, the whole basement issue ''is'' absurd; not just because it's unlikely to be a priority of TBC, but because if it is it raises certain absurdist images, such as Bubs fitting through a hole that size.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:21, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::Bub's elevator is not in the smack center of his stand, it's in the ''front-center'' part which is not covered by the cardboard box.--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:24, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::: There is no basement in the stand, thus no elevator. In [[geddup noise]], Bubs was doing the old "pretend I'm in an elevator" trick that mimes do.--[[User:Vl-tone|Vl-tone]] 06:36, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::::What about when he walked out of the basement in [[Strong Bad Email?]] - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:09, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::I know. It's just a wierd situation, his basement. I'll wing a mail to TBC and see what they say. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
::::::Good luck. From my experience, TBC have better things to do than answer fanmails, and they might take a really long time to reply, if they do reply at all. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 01:22, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

*I think it's some kind of secret trapdoor, it seems mechanical so maybe it's hidden. Like, perhaps, the floor opens by remote. Also, unless the floor of Bubs' is usually dirt, it would seem that Strong Mad took the floor as well, so perhaps the trapdoor is concealed therein (and the ground opens up, too).[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
::If he took the floor, where'd he put it? You can quite clearly see that it's open on the bottom, as Strong Mad's feet are sticking out as he walks. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Blue Face?==
[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|frame|left]]
This may just be going over my head right now, but I don't understand the reference on Homestar's box during the easter egg. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 01:23, 23 Nov 2005 (PST)
:Maybe this will help. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 09:26, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::Oh. Well I said that I was probably missing the obvious. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 02:21, 23 Nov 2005 (PST)
:::It actually took me a few minutes to work it out too... I thought at first it was just Homestar's usual inanity. Then, after about the third viewing, I go "Hey, Bubs is of the blue-headed persuasion, isn't he?" --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Happy T! ==

Having T in a number (The 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade) has happened before: The book: ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.'' is sold for $28.9T on [[Bookazon.com]]. I thought I might get your opintions on this before I rush in and put it in the Fun Facts. - <sub>[[User_talk:Sahm|<font color=blue><i>talk</i></font>]]</sub> <b>[[User:Sahm|<font color=teal>Sahm</font>]]</b> <sup>[[Special:Contributions/Sahm|<font color=turquoise><i>ribs</i></font>]]</sup> 05:50, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
:No no, add it add it. Be '''bold''' with your editing! --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:59, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
::I think the use of T in the toon is closely related to [[Tooty-two]]. Go ahead and check it out. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 06:10, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
:::I thought of Tooty-two instantly upon seeing it... Maybe these two instances could be listed on the Tooty-two page as "Not Quite Tooty-twos", <small>or something like that.</small> --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations

Linkingdot — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 23:43:05 GMT

Linkingdot:

This page is used to nominate articles you think should be featured on the [[Main Page]]. Feel free to add your nominations below in alphabetical order, but please check the [[HRWiki:Featured articles|Featured articles]] page to be sure the article hasn't already been added.

Previously featured articles are in bold.
*'''[[20X6]]'''
*[[Arrow'd Guy]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Big Knife]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Block]]
*[[Blue Laser]]
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''
*[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
*[[Carol]]
*[[Castlefunnies]]
*[[Character Evolution]]
*'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''
*[[The Cheat]]
*[[Cheerleader]]
*[[Coach Z]]
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Coldson Lite]]
*[[Compy 386]]
*[[Cool Tapes]]
*[[Couch Mumbling]]
*'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''
*[[Dan]]
*[[Decemberween]]
*[[DELETED]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Duck Guardian 2]]
*[[Ducks]]
*[[Duct Tape]]
*[[Eh! Steve]]
*[[Email Processing Room]]
*[[Experimental Film]]
*'''[[Fan Stuff]]'''
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''
*[[Fonts]]
*'''[[Free Country, USA]]'''
*[[Frank Benedetto]]
*[[Gavin]]
*[[Goatface]]
*'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''
*[[Holiday Toons]]
*[[Homestar Jr.]]
*[[Homeschool Winner]]
*[[Homestarmy]]
*'''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)]]'''
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
*[[Homsar]]
*[[Ice Cream]]
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[King of Town's Castle]]
*[[Lappy 486]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Limozeen]]
*[[Litigation Jackson]]
*[[Maggot Man]]
*'''[[Main Pages]]'''
*'''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]
*[[Mountain Dew]]
*[[Museum]]
*'''[[Museum Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Old-Timey]]'''
*[[Old Characters]]
*[[Original Book]]
*[[Peasantry]]
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''
*[[The Poopsmith]]
*[[Potate]]
*'''[[Powered by The Cheat]]'''
*[[Puppet Stuff]]
*'''[[Quote Of The Week]]'''
*[[Random Toon]]
*[[Rock Opera Context]]
*[[Rock Opera Visuals]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
*[[Sightings]]
*'''[[Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (video)]]'''
*[[Stinkoman]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]
*[[Stop sign]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]'''
*'''[[Strongbadia]]'''
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]'''
*[[Strong Mad's Room]]
*[[Strong Sad]]
*[[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]]
*'''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]'''
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]
*[[Tape leg]]
*[[Tandy 400]]
*[[Tangerine Dreams]]
*[[Tee Bee]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*[[The Birds]]
*'''[[The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*[[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
*[[The Geddup Noise]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*'''[[The Paper]]'''
*[[The Stick]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[The Thnikkaman]]
*[[The Virus]]
*'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''
*[[Trogador]]
*[[Trogdor]]
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''
*'''[[Videlectrix]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[12:00]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[50 emails]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[animal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[best thing]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[bottom 10]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[do over]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[dragon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[english paper]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[flashback]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[garage sale]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[gimmicks]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[ghosts]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[homsar]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[invisibility]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[modeling]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[monster truck]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[montage]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[rock opera]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sibbie]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[tape-leg]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[virus]]

The Castlefunnies

Linkingdot — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:28:22 GMT

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[[Image:Castle_funnies1.png|thumb|left|220px|These guys are not funny.]]

'''The Castlefunnies''' is the hilariously unfunny old cartoon written by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]] and [[Levert Burtmore]]. The plot revolves around [[The King of Town]] complaining to his [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]].

[[Image:old comics screenshot.png|thumb|right|220px|Lookit those noses!]]

[[Image:pencil_moistener.png|thumb|right|220px|Wet that graphite!]]

Since it was a form of treason at the time to print the word "[[Whatsit|poop]]," The Poopsmith was referred to as "Mushy Chamberpot", which might be the funniest part of the cartoon. "Mushy" spoke using only the [[Sir Loodabert Comma| newly-discovered comma]], in similarity to The Peanuts character Woodstock.

Readership was low, and several attempts to gain popularity were tried. A crossover involving [[Strong Bad]] and [[Homestar Runner]] worked until the sole remaining reader died. Later, a "King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener" was released, but since the dry pencil scare of '47 lasted only 3 days, they didn't sell many.

The character style may be based on [[Wikipedia:The Wizard of Id|The Wizard of Id]], a comic by American cartoonists [[Wikipedia:Brant Parker|Brant Parker]] and [[Wikipedia:Johnny Hart|Johnny Hart]].

[[Image:CastleFunniesSketches.png|thumb|left|220px|Early Castle Funnies sketches.]]

==Appearances==
* Email [[old comics]]

[[Category:Comic strips]][[Category: Character Variations]]

the process

Linkingdot — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:48:18 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail79.png|thumb|YEEEEEOW!!!!! Hot bees!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #79'''

Strong Bad explains how a Strong Bad e-mail is made.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' July 7, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:21

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
How long does it to answer an e-mail?<br />
Can you show me the prosess?<br />
Em.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "How long does it take to answer an e-mail?" even though the word "take" is omitted, and doesn't mention this. He reads "prosess" as "prosessessess"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Em? What's that supposed to stand for? Emerson? Embrodak? Emtarkanderundersgunderson? Boy, you have some stupid and terrible names. ''{stops typing}'' Anyways... ''{clears the screen, resumes typing}'' Show you the process, eh, Em? Sure, I can do dat, but I should warn you, it may spoil the magic for some of you out there. I strongly urge both the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.

''{Strong Bad clears the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... ''{typing}'' Usually I try to start things off with a little song that somehow involves the word email. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like "I'mpronouncing, email!" Or like "Email, bu da ba doo dow!" Something like that. ''{resumes typing}'' Then I pull up the email I picked for this week and read it, pointing out any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way. Then, after I make fun of your name, I begin to answer your email.

''{Strong Bad clears the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Generally, I like to start with, ''"Well, whoever, something something something."'' Or occassionally [''sic''] I switch it up with, ''"Something something, eh, whoever?"'' Next, as I'm typing, you can usually click on certain words and make little pictures of dumb stuff pop up.

''{Cut away to The Field. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we've reached the point where we cut away from the computer to some other scene. This is where some other character like Bubs or Coach Z gets a chance to shine. And if The Cheat's gonna make an appearance, this is usually where you'll see him.

''{Bubs enters.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad! What's going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just showing the guys here how I go about answering my emails.

'''BUBS:''' Right on, right on. You gotten to the part where I tear off my shirt and start flexin', much to the delight of all my ladyfans?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no. That's never happened.

'''BUBS:''' What about the part where I ride out waterskiing on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my ladyfans?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's never happened either.

''{The Cheat walks in and puts some matches in Bubs' left foot.}''

'''BUBS:''' Sounds like a pretty lame email show ya got here, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, man.

''{The Cheat lights the matches, setting Bubs' foot on fire.}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Hot mama! ''{The Cheat puts a beehive on the ground, and Bubs' other foot lands in it}'' YEEOW! Hot bees!

''{Back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then we cut back to the computer, where I either wrap things up or wind things down, depending on how funny the last part was. And that's it, Em. That's how we do things around here. Now you can answer emails like a true Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' Then right before the paper comes down, I usually mutter something...under my breath...about some girl named Beth.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After about 10 or 15 seconds, Strong Bad continues:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Then sometimes, if you wait around for 10 or 15 seconds, something else happens.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean like me showing up to deliver a classic line?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I mean like me throwing a discount brick at you. ''{he throws it at Homestar, but Homestar ducks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, discount brick.

== Easter Eggs ==
*You can click on the words, "faint of heart" and "faint of butt" to see the international symbols for them.
*Click on "name" in "after I make fun of your name" to see Em's name badge.
*Click on the following words to see some example popups.
** "typing" — A picture of hands on a keyboard with the caption "PLEASE, Enjoy Typing!!"
** "certain words" — A picture of hands holding a book with the caption "But For Real, Enjoy Certain Words!!"
** "dumb stuff" — A pie chart with 61% Dumb Stuff, 28% Tigers, 17% Net Gain, and 8% Rhythm / Blues. (These add up to 114%.)
*After Homestar does his thing, click on "something else" to hear an ad for discount alligators.
===Easter Egg Transcript===
'''ANNOUNCER 1:''' Come on down to Discount Alligator. Have we got a deal for you.

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{fast and in a low tone}'' Open 7 days a week. Take interstate side to Exit Porter-B. One mile south of Grandma Road. Kids get in free. Don't laugh at my bald spot.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The brick in the Easter egg costs $.13.

===Goofs===
*[[Strong Bad]] misspells "occasionally" as "occassionally," mere seconds after having mentioned making fun of his fans' spelling errors.

== DVD Version ==
*To access Discount Alligators, browse to the Strong Bad icon at the end of the e-mail.
*To view the other Easter eggs, use the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail79.html|watch "the process"]]
*[[HR:sbemail79.swf|view the Flash file for "the process"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails|process, the]]

Main Page 6

Linkingdot — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:46:25 GMT

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[[Image:Main6.PNG|220px|thumb|The Holiest Crap there could be.]]

Homestar Runner is an angel in heaven.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Icon:''' Harp

'''Page title:''' "Homestar Runner must be dead!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' - He plays a harp.
*'''Games''' - A devil reaches a claw up through the clouds.
*'''Characters''' - Three planes from an air show fly by, trailing red, white and blue streaks.
*'''Downloads''' - The harp comes out again, and a string breaks.
*'''Store''' - One of the planes crashes.
*'''E-mail''' - [[Strong Bad]] walks by singing, "Keep on knockin' on heaven's door," but promptly falls through the clouds, yelling, "Holy crap!"

== Fun Facts ==

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad says "Holy crap!" a split second too early, and was not lip-synced, although his mouth turns round when he falls.
*If you roll over Email and Games at the same time, you'll see a white square overlapping Strong Bad, where the frame of the claw is.

===Real-World References===
*The song Strong Bad is singing is "Knocking On Heaven's Door," a classic song by [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]].
*The three planes are probably Navy F/A-18 Super Hornets.


== External Links ==
*[[HR:main6.html|go to Main Page 6]]
*[[HR:main6.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 6]]
*[[HR:main6x.swf|old, unfinished version of Main Page 6]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

50 emails

Linkingdot — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:45:17 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #50'''

In honor of his 50th email, [[Strong Bad]] tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 11, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy, Look who's over there!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #1<br />
Dear strong bad,<br />
Can you please write a book about<br />
come-back jokes!<br />
Mike<br />
Canada</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #2<br />
Dear Stong Bad,<br />
what are some cool ways to spell<br />
different words? example, fat = phat<br />
<br />
matt</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MATT!!</blockquote>

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #3<br />
Strong Bad,<br />
What is your favorite leg?<br />
<br />
Jess and Tiff<br />
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
''{He stops at "Jess and Tiff."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back. ''{He walks off and answers the phone}'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?

''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot. Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. ''{He sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}'' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Oh, another one!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Email #4<br />
Dear Strong Bad<br />
How do you type with gloves on<br />
your hands?<br />
<br />
Scott<br />
Surrey BC Canada</blockquote>

Oh, even ''I'' know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha—? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?

''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.

''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? ''{He types in "da cheated" and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue "Flagrant System Error" screen comes up. It reads:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
The system is down. I dunno know what <br />
you did, moron, but you sure <br />
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!

''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails. ''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled "This is real." It says "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Strong Bad reads the message}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just... Wait a minute! ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? The paper?! This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! ''{He swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...

''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a "50" candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*When Strong Bad types the word "book," you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book.
*At the end, click on the "50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]" to see an [[Old-Timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.
:''{A title screen reading "Strong Bad and The Electronic Message" appears. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad reading a telegram}''
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000">Dear Sir Strong Bad stop<br />
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst<br />
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop<br />

signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth<br /></blockquote>
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me. ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what for!
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*When old-timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a "carpetbagger." A [[Wikipedia:carpetbagger|carpetbagger]] is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'll leave the key under the at-may," he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. "At-may" would mean "mat."

===Trivia===
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!" which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.
*The phone ringing sound effect is "ringin.wav", from the Microsoft system sounds.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about "[[Soolnds|elephant feet]]." Apparently he is planning to sell [[Strong Sad]]'s legs on the black market. It is later mentioned in the email [[modeling]] that poachers have offered several thousand dollars for Strong Sad's feet.
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a "TV [that] has words on it," yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.
*This is the first email in which we see the "DELETED" screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].
*The telegram received by Old-Timey Strong Bad has an incomplete [[Wikipedia:Boolean_algebra|boolean]] [[Wikipedia:truth table|truth table]] in the upper right corner.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is talking while reading/answering an email, his lips' movements and the movements in the reflection are not in sync.
*Right before Strong Bad hangs up the phone, you can see it is not connected to anything.
*Telegrams are always typed in upper case. They also never use any punctuation, hence the word STOP at the end of each sentence.

===Glitches===
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.
*When Strong Bad says "Matt" while typing "DELETED", his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, "Ready? Go!" This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.
*When he responds to Email #3 ("What is your favorite leg?"), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.
*The phrase "The system is down" is from [[techno]].

===Real-World References===
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. The blue "Flagrant System Error" screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:Blue_screen_of_death|Blue screen of death]].

===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===
*Baleeted
*Delteated
*Deltaco
*freaky D'td
*chadeated
*deedleated
*meathead?
*dltd
*duh lee ted
*teeteeted
*[[Bubs|bubs]]
*diddley dee
*repeated
*733t3d
*3-D movie
*del monte
*ddddddd
*[[The Cheat|da cheated]]
*diggity
*beefeated
*stupid word
*believe it
*received it
*stratego
*3TDted
*seabed
*whitebread
*open sesame
*marie
*hello
*de la soul
*geleted
*feeted
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others:
**'del monte' — A popular brand of fruit juice.
**'beefeated' — 'Beefeaters' is a nickname for the [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]]. There is also a 'Beefeaters' London Dry Gin sold in most liquor stores.
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']].
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 debut album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|"3 Feet High and Rising"]]. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list.
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Wikipedia:Leetspeak|1337 speak]], or "Leetspeak," a language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say "leeted," it actually says "teeted."
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a mexican fast food chain.
**'diggity' — A reference to Strong Bad's windup in [[unused emails]].

==DVD Version==
*The "Comeback joke book" Easter egg is disabled.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch "50 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for "50 emails"]]
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
[[Category:Old-Timey]]

little animal

Linkingdot — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 23:54:22 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail23.PNG|thumb|Going in circles]]

'''Strong Bad Email #23'''

Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Man}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]] (Old-Timey version; Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' April 15, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 0:54

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!

<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came <br />
up to you.<br />
<br />
crapfully yours,<br />
Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. ''{He turns left and calls for The Cheat.}'' Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!

'''THE CHEAT:''' (The Cheat noises)

''{The Cheat comes to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmm...

''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat hard, causing him to fly offscreen. Strong Bad turns back to the computer and resumes typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, there's your answer. A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it. ''{stops typing}'' Okay so until next week, everything is awesome an—

''{Suddenly, Strong Mad appears next to Strong Bad looking very angry.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, er, hey big guy. Er, you know, I's just kicking The Cheat.

''{The Cheat appears beside Strong Mad also looking angry. Strong Mad leans in menacingly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, it's a little joke. You know we got the people watching at home. Just trying to be kind of funny for 'em, with the joke. A joke-kick. I'm gonna '''KICK YOU TOO'''!! ''{kicks Strong Mad's knee}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' RAAAAH!!

''{Music starts playing as Strong Bad runs away across the room with Strong Mad chasing behind him. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Once Strong Bad starts running, click on his head or hit the 'o' key to toggle between a modern-style chase and an [[Old-Timey]]-style chase.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This email marks the first appearance of the [[Floppy Disk Container]].
*This was the first email that was created with an egg that opens in the same page as the email itself ([[sb_email 22]] was actually created much later).
*This is the first instance of Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]] on the site.

===Remarks===
* The old timey chase scene scrolls by at a rate of about 92 times per minute, which is slightly slower than the normal chase scene's approximate 114 per minute.

===Glitches===
*You can still click on the Tandy's contrast buttons while Strong Bad is running. It is also possible to adjust the contrast when Strong Mad is in front of the Tandy.


===Inside References===
*The music played when Strong Mad chases Strong Bad is from the montage in [[Where's The Cheat?]].

===Real-World References===
*While Strong Mad chases Strong Bad through the house, they pass by the computer repeatedly in a manner similar to that of older cartoons, especially [[Wikipedia:Tom_and_Jerry_(cartoon)|Tom and Jerry]], where the background would paradoxically repeat itself over and over. This was done in animation to save time and money, since only a section of background had to be drawn and was then looped over and over. The viewer can pretend they are running in a circle.

===Fast Forward===
*In [[do over]], Strong Bad imagines how we would correct the "stnank" he commits in this email.

==DVD Version==
*If you click the hidden Strong Bad head in front of Strong Mad's foot, you'll get the same old-timey Easter egg as in the Web version, but with additional dialog by Old-Timey Strong Bad, as well as a music change to The Homestar Runner's little ditty.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Dear feets. Stop. Don't fail me now! Stop. Signed, Strong Bad.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Old-Timey Strong Bad's dialog in the DVD bonus is done in the style of using a telegramophone, and is probably in particular a reference to his Easter egg appearances in [[50 emails]] and [[flashback]] (which were not created at the time of this email, but were both created well before the DVD was created).
*Feets, Don't Fail Me Now is the title of a disco album by jazz artist [[Wikipedia:Herbie Hancock|Herbie Hancock]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail23.html|watch "little animal"]]
*[[HR:sbemail23.swf|view the Flash file for "little animal"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

Free Country, USA

Linkingdot — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:34:50 GMT

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[[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|thumb|FCUSA, maybe.]]
[[Image:The Empty Field Of Green.png|thumb|The thriving hub that is Free Country, USA]]
'''Free Country, USA,''' is where the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner Universe]] is centered. All of the [[:Category:Main Characters|main characters]] live, work, and play here.

==Geographical Features and Locations==

Free Country, USA, features a verdant [[The Field|field]] that typically serves as a central link between the various features of the landscape. At the center of the field itself is [[The Stick]], which functions as a landmark and a meeting place for [[Strong Bad]] and whomever he chooses to meet there. The edge of the field is lined with what appear to be trees, although the case could also be made that they are hills. Regardless, these round, green mounds represent the edge of Free Country, as characters are rarely seen in a forest and never on hilltops. Rounding out the natural features are mountains (usually seen only from a distance), and a [[The Pond|pond]] and, apparently, a seashore with a wharf.

Specific locations in Free Country are treated with a certain ambiguity. Somewhere at the edge of The Field is the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]; logically, [[Coach Z's Locker Room|Coach Z's locker room]] is near the Athletic Field. Somewhere near the Athletic Field is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Other locations include a "Town Hall" (discussed later) and the Marshmallow Stand, a once-popular haunt for [[Homestar]] that has not been seen in a while but is presumably still around somewhere.

===Characters' Homes===

As with Free Country's locations, the homes of different characters do not exist in rigidly established locations. With the exception of Coach Z's locker room and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] home (which is also the [[King of Town]]'s grill and therefore always near the [[King of Town's Castle|King of Town's castle]]), [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's house]], [[Homestar's House|Homestar's house]], and the [[House of the Brothers Strong|house of the Brothers Strong]], as well as the King's castle itself, are all found in locations that have no clear geographical relation to each other.

==Flora and Fauna==

The flora of the land is somewhat sparse. Though individual trees are seldom seen up close in Free Country, they are presented as being deciduous as opposed to [[Wikipedia:conifer|evergreen]] (other than [[Decemberween]] trees), evidenced by the barren branches seen during Free Country's autumn. Shrubs and the occasional bush make appearances from time to time; some bushes have been known to have [[Senor Cardgage]] emerge from them in some instances, though these events are not considered dangerous so much as they are creepy.

Fauna is in even shorter supply. Save for the fish in the pond, a few crickets, at least one [[Bug In Mouth Disease|fly]], [[Gavin|cockroach]], and stag beetle, Free Country USA is largely free of animal life besides the characters themselves.

==Politics==

Free Country appears at first glance to be a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]], since it is nominally ruled by [[The King of Town]]. However, since Free Country is a municipality and not a kingdom, the King of Town would technically be a [[Wikipedia:lord|lord]]. As well, the self-conferred sovereign's reign is not recognized by the populace. Therefore, Free Country could be considered to be in a state of [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]], where there is no accepted centralized government but the members of the community co-exist with loosely established rules that maintain order.

To this end, Free Country can muster a meager police force to ensure that anyone engaged in criminal behavior (to date, only [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]) are placed firmly in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|jail]] (a large cardboard box). Since there is no need for an army (nor a government to stand one up), Free Country has no official military. But it is home to the [[Homestarmy]], a meager force that is led by Homestar Runner. The Homestarmy once attempted to conquer Strongbadia, but appears to represent no cohesive political movement (other than expressing discontent stemming from "playing second fiddle to a two-bit wrestleman and his yellow dog").

Besides the King's castle (which would be the seat of government if the King's rule had any legitimacy), there seems to be a "Town Hall" of sorts, which has been used for various purposes, including a [[The Interview|newsroom]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|police station]], and a set for the ''[[Dangeresque]]'' films, though not for actual political administration.

The name and the currency used may imply that this town is in the United States, but no municipal, state or federal government seems to apply to it. They may have to pay taxes, however, as evidenced by [[A Decemberween Pageant]].

===Strongbadia===

Within Free Country's borders, the territory of [[Strongbadia]] exists as an autonomous enclave. Strongbadia has a [[flag day|flag]], a [[Strongbadia National Anthem|national anthem]], and has even had to defend its autonomy from outside aggression (as seen in [[army]]). Whether or not Strongbadia is a "real" country is open to debate, since the permanent population of Strongbadia is a [[Tire|tire]] and it's only the size of a backyard.

[[Image:far off lands map.png|thumb|right|150px|A Map of Free Country's Close Neighbors]]

===Other Territories===

Mentioned from time to time (and seen only via the depicted map) are other territories outside Free Country. If the circuitous path of Homestar's journey to [[Potamia]] for the Yello Dello is to be believed, Free Country borders the territory of [[Far Off Lands]]. Very little, if anything, is known about these territories or their relation to Free Country, although [[Prance]] is known to make at least one [[Hairstyle Runner|Homestar Runner related product]].

==Economics==

The economics of Free Country are as ambiguous as the locations and politics of the territory. The local currency is [[Wikipedia:Federal_Reserve_notes|U.S. dollars]], although the official currency is augmented by a strong barter system that allows trade of goods and services; most local commerce occurs at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Though their use has not been seen recently, pencil shavings (as shown in [[lackey]]) were accepted as currency at one time, though this may just be because of The Cheat's swindling. It seems that there is some crabbing industry, as there are crab traps at the wharf (which often claim baby seals), even though this supposed wharf has never been seen.

===Employment===
[[Bubs]] works at his stand and as a general fix-it man. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]] (when not doing freelance Flash work) work in some kind of an [[The Office|office]], at least occasionally. [[Coach Z]] is presumably some kind of a coach. [[The King of Town]] employs [[The Poopsmith]] for reasons he does not care to disclose, as well as a chef and a blacksmith. It has not been revealed whether the remaining characters have jobs.

==Free Country Through Time==

In addition to its current, contemporary depiction, Free Country has been shown in the past and possibly in the future.

===Old-Timey Free Country===
In the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], Free Country was characterized by dirt roads, picket fences, carnival tents, antiquated Industrial Revolution-era factories and even a graveyard, none of which have survived the passage of time. As with the rest of the USA during this time period, Free Country was [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|economically depressed]], with the population being forced to subsist on dry meal, water soup, and parsnips. Commerce, such as it was, was located at a dilapidated depot.

And, though there is some debate as to whether or not Free Country was still under [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|Prohibition]] during this time period, some residents enjoyed the occasional nip of [[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|hooch]] regardless.

===Futuristic Free Country?===

In the futuristic year [[20X6]], Free Country may or may not be one and the same as [[Planet K]], which looks much like the current Free Country. If so, Free Country will grow to feature significantly more architecture, to the extent of having a full city (a quality the territory currently lacks). Nothing is yet known about the economic or political state of this ultramodern version of Free Country, though there is a significantly higher frequency of fights and challenges faced by its residents.

==Estimated Real-World Location==

Viewers of Homestar Runner have variously speculated about the "real" location of Free Country, USA, though it can be safely assumed [[The Brothers Chaps]] prefer to leave its location undetermined. The following collected observations may be used to interpret the "real" location of the territory.

*In the email "[[radio]]," the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] radio station's call letters are given as [[WSBD]]. Real-world radio designations would place Free Country east of the Mississippi river.
*Free Country is likely in a northern latitude or high altitude given the snowy weather around [[Decemberween]].
*In the email [[anything]], Homestar refers to his two liter bottle of Mountain Dew as "soda" which is a term more used in the northeast and in the west. In parts of the Upper Midwest it is frequently called "pop".
*The scene in the [[Theme Song Video]] where Homestar runs around the planet and a star appears on a United States map would lead one to believe that it's possible that Free Country is somewhere in northern Nebraska.
*The Brothers Chaps themselves live in Atlanta, Georgia, making it possible that Free Country is located in the Southeast.
*In "[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]", Marzipan references baby seals and crab traps at the wharf, suggesting that Free Country is near the ocean, or at least a salt-water body.
*Crab traps are referenced, and the only U.S. location that is fitted to trap crabs is Maryland.

[[Category: Places]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Linkingdot — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:03:47 GMT

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{{sandbox}}

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Lotionman

HRWiki:Sandbox

Linkingdot — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:56:36 GMT

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{{sandbox}}
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Look at me! I'm in a little fadey box.
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That is an awesome lil fadey box...!!

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Tricked_Out_Propeller_Cap

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Gigantic_Pile_Of_Salt

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HRWiki:Sandbox

Linkingdot — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:44:19 GMT

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Look at me! I'm in a little fadey box.
</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
That is an awesome lil fadey box...!!

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Tricked_Out_Propeller_Cap

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Rejected Characters

Linkingdot — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:39:39 GMT

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=== Unnamed Girl ===
[[Image:Unnamed_Girl.PNG|thumb|right|thumb|Do YOU know her?]]

'''An Unnamed Girl''' appears in the background of the [[Dancin' Bubs|Dancin' Bubs Game]]. Who this character was intended to be remains a mystery. It was once theorized that she was an early Marzipan.
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=== Homeschool Winner ===
[[Image:hswin.PNG|thumb|Skinny fellow!]]
The mysterious character of '''Homeschool Winner''' came about when a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] was unable to recall [[Homestar Runner]]'s name. In the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica interview]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] recalls that his friend said: "What's your website, HomeschoolWinner.com?" Homeschool is described as "a big nerd, with maybe a creepy edge to him."

The character seems to have been aborted, with few sightings to date. Humorously mentioned in the [[Sample of Style]] video on the [[strongbad email.exe|DVD]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] breaks the tube Matt uses to make [[Bubs]]' voice, and Matt says: "Great. Now we have to kill off Bubs. Just like Homeschool Winner."

====Filmography====
*[[Character Cards]] (debut)
*[[Dancin' Bubs]]
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=== The Unguraits ===
[[Image:theunguraits.png|thumb|right|220px|The bandits]]
[[Image:20050602_weekly_sketchbook_blue_laser_ungurait.PNG|thumb|left|220px|What could have been...]]

'''The Unguraits''' are Nintendo-style bandits that are seen in a set of [[Character Cards|cards]] (that are are no longer found on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|HomestarRunner.com]]) along with Homeschool Winner. The Brothers Chaps have apparently considered using them for the forces of [[Blue Laser]] in [[Cheat Commandos]] toons, but they have not yet appeared in this capacity.
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=== Dijjery-Doo ===
[[Image:Sketchbook Nine.PNG|thumb|Dijjery-Doo]]

'''Dijjery-Doo''' is a character that was abandoned in the design phase because it was too "Cheat-like". It is only seen in the [[Museum]] Sketchbook.

====Fun Fact====
A [[Wikipedia:Didgeridoo |didgeridoo]] is a traditional Australian Aboriginal instrument.

====Complete Filmography ====
*[[Museum Sketchbook]] (Debut)
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===Trivia Time===
[[Image:trivia time jar.PNG|thumb|As a cookie jar]]
'''Trivia Time''' is [[Pom Pom]]'s dog. Although there are some concept sketches in the [[Museum]], he's never appeared directly in a Homestar cartoon. A cookie jar with his likeness is in a few toons, and in the [[Homestarloween Party]], one of the [[Pom Pom's girls|girls]]' dog "Chris" looks a lot like Trivia Time.

====Complete Filmography====
* [[Isle of Pom]] (Debut as Food Dish)
* [[Museum]] (sketchbook)
* [[Homestar Quiz]] (early version of the quiz had Trivia Time as an answer)

====Cookie Jar Appearances====
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[army]] (Easter egg)
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
*[[radio]]

=== The Robot ===
[[Image:TheRobot.png|thumb|right||140px|The Strongest Robot]]

'''The Robot''' entered the "Strongest Man in the World" contest of the [[Original Book]] and was the previous year's winner before [[Homestar Runner]] and company entered. He is not related to the [[Visor Robot]]. He also made a cameo appearance in the cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
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[[Category: Inside Jokes]]

Rejected Characters

Linkingdot — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:39:09 GMT

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=== Unnamed Girl ===
[[Image:Unnamed_Girl.PNG|thumb|right|thumb|Do YOU know her?]]

'''An Unnamed Girl''' appears in the background of the [[Dancin' Bubs|Dancin' Bubs Game]]. Who this character was intended to be remains a mystery. It was once theorized that she is an early Marzipan.
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=== Homeschool Winner ===
[[Image:hswin.PNG|thumb|Skinny fellow!]]
The mysterious character of '''Homeschool Winner''' came about when a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] was unable to recall [[Homestar Runner]]'s name. In the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica interview]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] recalls that his friend said: "What's your website, HomeschoolWinner.com?" Homeschool is described as "a big nerd, with maybe a creepy edge to him."

The character seems to have been aborted, with few sightings to date. Humorously mentioned in the [[Sample of Style]] video on the [[strongbad email.exe|DVD]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] breaks the tube Matt uses to make [[Bubs]]' voice, and Matt says: "Great. Now we have to kill off Bubs. Just like Homeschool Winner."

====Filmography====
*[[Character Cards]] (debut)
*[[Dancin' Bubs]]
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=== The Unguraits ===
[[Image:theunguraits.png|thumb|right|220px|The bandits]]
[[Image:20050602_weekly_sketchbook_blue_laser_ungurait.PNG|thumb|left|220px|What could have been...]]

'''The Unguraits''' are Nintendo-style bandits that are seen in a set of [[Character Cards|cards]] (that are are no longer found on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|HomestarRunner.com]]) along with Homeschool Winner. The Brothers Chaps have apparently considered using them for the forces of [[Blue Laser]] in [[Cheat Commandos]] toons, but they have not yet appeared in this capacity.
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=== Dijjery-Doo ===
[[Image:Sketchbook Nine.PNG|thumb|Dijjery-Doo]]

'''Dijjery-Doo''' is a character that was abandoned in the design phase because it was too "Cheat-like". It is only seen in the [[Museum]] Sketchbook.

====Fun Fact====
A [[Wikipedia:Didgeridoo |didgeridoo]] is a traditional Australian Aboriginal instrument.

====Complete Filmography ====
*[[Museum Sketchbook]] (Debut)
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===Trivia Time===
[[Image:trivia time jar.PNG|thumb|As a cookie jar]]
'''Trivia Time''' is [[Pom Pom]]'s dog. Although there are some concept sketches in the [[Museum]], he's never appeared directly in a Homestar cartoon. A cookie jar with his likeness is in a few toons, and in the [[Homestarloween Party]], one of the [[Pom Pom's girls|girls]]' dog "Chris" looks a lot like Trivia Time.

====Complete Filmography====
* [[Isle of Pom]] (Debut as Food Dish)
* [[Museum]] (sketchbook)
* [[Homestar Quiz]] (early version of the quiz had Trivia Time as an answer)

====Cookie Jar Appearances====
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[army]] (Easter egg)
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
*[[radio]]

=== The Robot ===
[[Image:TheRobot.png|thumb|right||140px|The Strongest Robot]]

'''The Robot''' entered the "Strongest Man in the World" contest of the [[Original Book]] and was the previous year's winner before [[Homestar Runner]] and company entered. He is not related to the [[Visor Robot]]. He also made a cameo appearance in the cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
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[[Category: Inside Jokes]]

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Linkingdot — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:37:29 GMT

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[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|350px|thumb|"No probalo!"]]

:''This article is about the mortgage company. For information on the short, see [[Senor Mortgage]].''

'''Senor Cardgage Mort-gage''', as its name suggests, is some kind of [[Wikipedia:Mortgage|mortgage]] company run by [[Senor Cardgage]]. It has been used by the [[Visor Robot]]. A [[Balding Man]] has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.

== Services ==
*Helping you buy a home or something
*Helping you get a leg up on the pile
*Refinancing dreams
*Low rates
*Percent signs
*I dunno...
*Home Lawn
*Escrow
*Refinancin'
*Canceltations
*Consolidating Lives Into Little Boxes

== Contact Information ==
*Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY
Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.

[[Category:Companies]]

Game Sightings

Linkingdot — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:32:47 GMT

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=== ''Counter-Strike'' ===
Counter-Strike servers with AdminMod installed occasionally display messages "(username) was burninated by Trogdor, er by (username)" and "Headshot! For good, and for AWESOME!"

=== ''Toontown Online'' ===
Far into the game you meet some one Coach Zucini who says "You can call me Coach Z."

=== ''Custom Robo'' ===
A little way through the game there is a quiz on basic game knowledge. One of the (wrong) answers to a multiple-choice question is "Parts Burninator".

===''Amazing Island''===
On page 9/10 of the manual, there are instructions on creating a new character. Whoever took the picture had named his character Homestar.

===''Everbound''===
This homemade parody of Everquest, found at Albinoblacksheep.com, allows one of the characters to summon Trogdor the Burninator.

===''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic''===
One of the default name choices at the beginning is "Homsar Star". You may need to click on the button again many times to come to this name.
"Kerrek" will show up as well.

===''Derby Owner's Club''===
One of the default sires' name is "Homestar Runner."

=== ''Cyborg Livestock Outer Space'' ===
If you defeat the alien mothership from Shockwave's [http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space], the end text says that the ship "asplode," just as your head does in the game [[StrongBadZone]].

=== ''World of Warcraft'' ===
Homestarrunner.com appears in the "Additional Thanks" section of the credits. [http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1446/creditsref3rc.jpg Screenshot]

=== ''X-Men Legends'' ===
"Strong Bad and Friends" are thanked in the "Special Thanks" section of the End Credits.

=== ''Kings of Chaos'' ===
When your army wins a battle, one of the phrases is "You burninated the enemy!" Likewise, when your army is beaten, one of the phrases is "The enemy burninated your army!"
[http://www.kingsofchaos.com Kings of Chaos]
===''The Sims: Makin' Magic''===
[[Image:StinkSmasher 20X6.png|thumb|<tt>Room: 1 Obscure Reference: 8</tt>]]
One of the appliances is called "StinkSmasher [[20X6]]."

===''Urbz: Sims in the City''===
One of the Xizzles you can get is called "All up ons," which is a reference to [[suntan]].

=== ''Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls'' ===
A man in Hellfire Chasm says "This is private property. Trespassers will be burninated."

In Whisperwind Cove one of the items you obtain in one of the floors from a dwarf is called 'Witches Brew"

(Both these areas were exclusively for the GBA version of the games, and were not on the original copies for the NES.)

=== ''The Kingdom of Loathing'' ===
On [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ The kingdom of loathing], when you smash the hippy stone at the campground you will go to player vs player combat. One of the ways to attack a player is to "BURNINATE".

In The Barrel Full Of Barrels, one of the events is entitled "Your Barrel A Splode".

In The Hidden Temple, one of the events is entitled "Arrowed!".

In the chat function, the chat command '/baleet username' carries out the same affect as '/ignore username'.

The item "Marzipan Skull", in its name (Sort of), picture(Probably) and description, are references to Marzipan. The description says, "You were afraid this thing came out of a girl who looks like a broomstick with a wig and a skirt, but really it's just compressed sugar and almond extract."

The item, Mr. Balloon's description refers to the high voice crew from [[helium]].

=== ''Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas'' ===
Driving around Las Venturas, one can find a [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs2.gif "Bub's Hardware."] The sign also seems to say something about "Cheats." A map is included [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs.gif here.]

=== ''Adventure Quest'' ===
In the free flash RPG [http://www.battleon.com Adventure quest], occasionally when a guardian summons the guardian dragon, the dragon will say: "BURNINATE!!! (Please don't sue us)"

=== ''Tony Hawk's Underground'' ===
In the Moscow level, if you jump into a certain chimney, you die and the screen gives you a message. One of the messages is "BURNINATED!".

In the Vancouver level, when you drive the limo, the license plate on the back of it says "LimoZeen".

=== ''Neverwinter Nights'' ===
New NWN patches have demo modules that illustrate creatures that have been added in those patches. These modules, created by Jay Watamaniuk, tend to be a bit silly in tone. The demo module included in v1.64, [http://nwn.bioware.com/downloads/module_demo_landsea-puma.html Land Sea-Puma], has a signpost with following directions:
: North - Certain Dhoom
: East - Most Likely Dhoom
: West - Fair to Excellent Conditions for Dhoom
: Dennis - Ye Will Find Nothing of Yon Interest Here Aye

=== ''Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde'' ===
In the credits of this game, it says "Additional Thanks To: Strong Bad."

=== ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel'' ===
Listed in the credits, listed under "SPECIAL THANKS," is "SB/HSR."

=== ''Guild Wars'' ===
As an Elementalist (a mage), one can acquire spells called "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=195 Mark of Rodgort]" and "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=201 Rodgort's Invocation]." Both spells cause a condition in which the target catches on fire. Rodgort spelled backwards is Trogdor.

In the latest update, one can go on a quest to bring an evil Stone Summit dwarf a [[Cold One]], which you create by adding ice to a Warm One.

=== ''Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator'' ===
In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ third game] in the series, when looking at a hut it is described as "A small thatched-roof cottage, suitable for burnination."

=== ''Earth Bound:Quest for finality'' ===
When you're the girl character, you can summon Trogdor. When you do, the Trogdor theme song will come on.

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Game Sightings

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=== ''Counter-Strike'' ===
Counter-Strike servers with AdminMod installed occasionally display messages "(username) was burninated by Trogdor, er by (username)" and "Headshot! For good, and for AWESOME!"

=== ''Toontown Online'' ===
Far into the game you meet some one Coach Zucini who says "You can call me Coach Z."

=== ''Custom Robo'' ===
A little way through the game there is a quiz on basic game knowledge. One of the (wrong) answers to a multiple-choice question is "Parts Burninator".

===''Amazing Island''===
On page 9/10 of the manual, there are instructions on creating a new character. Whoever took the picture had named his character Homestar.

===''Everbound''===
This homemade parody of Everquest, found at Albinoblacksheep.com, allows one of the characters to summon Trogdor the Burninator.

===''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic''===
One of the default name choices at the beginning is "Homsar Star". You may need to click on the button again many times to come to this name.
"Kerrek" will show up as well.

===''Derby Owner's Club''---
One of the default sires' name is "Homestar Runner."

=== ''Cyborg Livestock Outer Space'' ===
If you defeat the alien mothership from Shockwave's [http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space], the end text says that the ship "asplode," just as your head does in the game [[StrongBadZone]].

=== ''World of Warcraft'' ===
Homestarrunner.com appears in the "Additional Thanks" section of the credits. [http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1446/creditsref3rc.jpg Screenshot]

=== ''X-Men Legends'' ===
"Strong Bad and Friends" are thanked in the "Special Thanks" section of the End Credits.

=== ''Kings of Chaos'' ===
When your army wins a battle, one of the phrases is "You burninated the enemy!" Likewise, when your army is beaten, one of the phrases is "The enemy burninated your army!"
[http://www.kingsofchaos.com Kings of Chaos]
===''The Sims: Makin' Magic''===
[[Image:StinkSmasher 20X6.png|thumb|<tt>Room: 1 Obscure Reference: 8</tt>]]
One of the appliances is called "StinkSmasher [[20X6]]."

===''Urbz: Sims in the City''===
One of the Xizzles you can get is called "All up ons," which is a reference to [[suntan]].

=== ''Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls'' ===
A man in Hellfire Chasm says "This is private property. Trespassers will be burninated."

In Whisperwind Cove one of the items you obtain in one of the floors from a dwarf is called 'Witches Brew"

(Both these areas were exclusively for the GBA version of the games, and were not on the original copies for the NES.)

=== ''The Kingdom of Loathing'' ===
On [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ The kingdom of loathing], when you smash the hippy stone at the campground you will go to player vs player combat. One of the ways to attack a player is to "BURNINATE".

In The Barrel Full Of Barrels, one of the events is entitled "Your Barrel A Splode".

In The Hidden Temple, one of the events is entitled "Arrowed!".

In the chat function, the chat command '/baleet username' carries out the same affect as '/ignore username'.

The item "Marzipan Skull", in its name (Sort of), picture(Probably) and description, are references to Marzipan. The description says, "You were afraid this thing came out of a girl who looks like a broomstick with a wig and a skirt, but really it's just compressed sugar and almond extract."

The item, Mr. Balloon's description refers to the high voice crew from [[helium]].

=== ''Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas'' ===
Driving around Las Venturas, one can find a [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs2.gif "Bub's Hardware."] The sign also seems to say something about "Cheats." A map is included [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs.gif here.]

=== ''Adventure Quest'' ===
In the free flash RPG [http://www.battleon.com Adventure quest], occasionally when a guardian summons the guardian dragon, the dragon will say: "BURNINATE!!! (Please don't sue us)"

=== ''Tony Hawk's Underground'' ===
In the Moscow level, if you jump into a certain chimney, you die and the screen gives you a message. One of the messages is "BURNINATED!".

In the Vancouver level, when you drive the limo, the license plate on the back of it says "LimoZeen".

=== ''Neverwinter Nights'' ===
New NWN patches have demo modules that illustrate creatures that have been added in those patches. These modules, created by Jay Watamaniuk, tend to be a bit silly in tone. The demo module included in v1.64, [http://nwn.bioware.com/downloads/module_demo_landsea-puma.html Land Sea-Puma], has a signpost with following directions:
: North - Certain Dhoom
: East - Most Likely Dhoom
: West - Fair to Excellent Conditions for Dhoom
: Dennis - Ye Will Find Nothing of Yon Interest Here Aye

=== ''Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde'' ===
In the credits of this game, it says "Additional Thanks To: Strong Bad."

=== ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel'' ===
Listed in the credits, listed under "SPECIAL THANKS," is "SB/HSR."

=== ''Guild Wars'' ===
As an Elementalist (a mage), one can acquire spells called "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=195 Mark of Rodgort]" and "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=201 Rodgort's Invocation]." Both spells cause a condition in which the target catches on fire. Rodgort spelled backwards is Trogdor.

In the latest update, one can go on a quest to bring an evil Stone Summit dwarf a [[Cold One]], which you create by adding ice to a Warm One.

=== ''Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator'' ===
In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ third game] in the series, when looking at a hut it is described as "A small thatched-roof cottage, suitable for burnination."

=== ''Earth Bound:Quest for finality'' ===
When you're the girl character, you can summon Trogdor. When you do, the Trogdor theme song will come on.

{{Template:sightingslist}}
[[Category: Sightings]]

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|350px|thumb|"No probalo!"]]

:''This article is about the mortgage company. For information on the short, see [[Senor Mortgage]].''

'''Senor Cardgage Mort-gage''', as its name suggests, is some kind of [[Wikipedia:Mortgage|mortgage]] company run by [[Senor Cardgage]]. It has been used by the [[Visor Robot]]. A [[Balding Man]] has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.

== Services ==
*Helping you get a leg up on the pile
*Refinancing dreams
*Low rates
*Percent signs
*I dunno...
*Home Lawn
*Escrow
*Refinancin'
*Canceltations
*Consolidating Lives Into Little Boxes

== Contact Information ==
*Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY
Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.

[[Category:Companies]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

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