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Somber Vacation

Litnin200 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:46:03 GMT

Litnin200: /* Remarks */ Have you realized that Strong Sad says his favorite tropical drink is a cup of coffee, but he goes crazy when he consumes caffeine? Perhaps the drink is "decaf"?

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[[Image:SomberVacation.png|thumb|"Now, let's begin."]]

Strong Sad goes to the beach?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Basement Of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Beach]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 16, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:11

'''Page Title:''' Greetings From Depressio Beach!

==Transcript==
''{Open with a panning shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and Homestar Runner sitting on the couch, making unintelligible sounds like the murmur of conversation.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Ahem!

''{The lights turn off. Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad's head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you all for coming to my slide show presentation!

''{Cut to close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Slide show?! You said you found a dead body!

''{Cut to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' You told me there'd be's casseroles!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're welcome.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year. So, in order to make myself appropriately miserable, I decided to embrace all the hoopla and go to the beach.

''{Cut to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that's where you were. We all figured you were inside that barrel again. Moistening yourself, or whatever.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's called "The Dampening", and it helps me focus. ''{Normal voice}'' Now, let's begin.

''{Cut to Strong Sad in silhouette with a [[Projections|projection screen]] in the background. A slide comes down with the title written in the sand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My Somber Vacation.

''{The slides fill the screen. First slide is Strong Sad standing on the beach.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Since I don't have a lot of beach apparel, The King of Town's blacksmith was kind enough to let me borrow ''{New slide: Strong Sad is posing in [[The Blacksmith]]'s black [[Wikipedia:Welding helmet|welding mask]] and apron. The apron has burn marks at the lower right corner and under the left arm.}'' this revealing little number. Even though I couldn't see anything with it on, I think it's safe to assume this ''really'' turned some heads.

''{New slide: a sand sculpture of a Strong Sad headstone and grave with a single rose on top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Next, I went ahead and buried myself alive in the sand. ''{Close up of the headstone with a 3rd place ribbon and Strong Sad making a thumbs-up sign out of the sand.}'' I won third place in a sand sculpture competition.

''{Close up of sea shells}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Instead of collecting sea shells, I stalked the sandy shores looking for ''{Slide of a broken styrofoam cooler with green stains, with a shell and beer bottle also visible}'' algae covered chunks of styrofoam coolers. ''{Slide of several chunks with faces drawn on them and pipe cleaner limbs}'' I added googly eyes and some pipe cleaner and then played beach volleyball with them. ''{Slide of Strong Sad with a yellow volleyball embedded in his face}'' They won handily.

''{Strong Sad is smiling and holding a styrofoam cup with drink umbrellas and sand around the rim.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I am enjoying my favorite tropical beverage: A scalding hot cup of black coffee with beach sand on the rim. The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach".

''{Strong Sad is standing alone on the beach, silhouetted against the moon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My last night there, I went for a long midnight walk on the beach. It would've been nice and lonely, if I didn't keep tripping over teenage and European couples making out. But, of course, I forgot to put on any moonscreen—

''{Cut back to the basement as the lights come on. Strong Sad is now completely pink except for an area on his chest that looks like a bikini top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' — so I got burned to a crisp!

''{Cut to a panning shot of the couch, where Strong Bad, Bubs, and Homestar are laughing.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{Close-up}'' Well, heeb my jeebies!

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Shut up! It's a skin condition. ''{He pats his belly}'' This is just how I tan. I can't help it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Ha ha ha-ha ha! ''{close-up of Strong Bad}'' Lookin' good, Miss July!

''{A [[postcard]] of moonburnt and smiling Strong Sad lying on the beach appears on the screen, reading "Depressio Beach" "Wish U Were Here! XOXO"}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:TheDampening.png|thumb|non disturbare!]]
*Click on XOXO on the postcard at the end.
:''{In the Strongs' basement, lights down. Close up on a wooden barrel against the wall. A sign is taped to the barrel, written in a calligraphic style "the Dampening in progress! non disturbare!"}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Sweetness. Sweetness. I was only joking when I said.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Sucks On The Beach" is a play on the real [[alcohol|cocktail]] [[Wikipedia:Sex on the beach (cocktail)|"Sex on the Beach"]].
*[[Wikipedia:Heebie Jeebies|Heebie Jeebies]] is an old slang term for feeling anxious or nervous.
*"Non disturbare" means "do not disturb" in Italian.

===Remarks===
*When the toon was first released, the Easter egg was unfinished. There was no audio and no way to reach it without a browser addon or external Flash viewer to navigate beyond the "end" of the toon.
*When the toon was first released, the slides were in focus as they came onto the screen. The effect that makes them appear out of focus at first was added later.
*Strong Sad states that his favorite tropical beverage is a cup of black coffee; this seems to contradict precedent, as in the past, he has been seen to go crazy when under the influence of caffeine in coffee (as seen in [[caffeine]] and a few other toons).
**However, it is possible that the drink he likes is a decaffeinated version.
*The Cheat, who is not seen in this cartoon, is heard laughing with the others.


===Goofs===
*Bubs's face overlaps part of his teeth.


===Inside References===
*Bubs says [[be's]].
*Strong Sad first used Depressio to refer to himself in [[depressio]].
*Strong Sad makes [[Death#Strong Sad|his own grave]].
*Strong Sad makes some [[googly-eyed objects]].
*The style for this toon (a slideshow presented by Strong Sad) was originally presented as an unused idea in [[From the Vault]].
*Strong Sad has previously stated that he disliked the beach in the [[Strong Sad's Lament]] entry "Dr. Scholls?".
*There are some more examples of [[Strong Bad smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad smiling]].
*The seashells were previously seen in [[what I want]].
*Strong Sad keeps tripping over couples [[Making Out|making out]].
*Strong Sad previously sang from inside a locked container of water in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] with the same echoic effect

===Real-World References===
*In the Easter egg, Strong Sad is singing lyrics from the song "[[Wikipedia:Bigmouth Strikes Again|Bigmouth Strikes Again]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:somber.html|watch "Somber Vacation"]]
*[[HR:somber.swf|view the Flash file for "Somber Vacation"]]
*[[Forum:14350|forum thread re: "Somber Vacation"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Nebulon

Litnin200 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:57:02 GMT

Litnin200:

'''Nebulon''' is an alien who is seen in [[Outer Space|space]] and on the [[The Moon|moon]]. He first appeared on [[Main Page 1]], but he was not named until [[The Cheat]]'s cartoon [[New Boots]]. According to The Cheat's rendition of [[Strong Bad]] in his cartoon, no one likes Nebulon's [[style]]. Since then, Nebulon has made a number of cameo appearances ranging from a drawing, a wooden cutout, or other various novelty items, but he did not actually appear as a real character in any Homestar Runner cartoon until [[winter pool]]. He has also never been known to say anything.

Nebulon made a brief appearance in the sole episode of [[Limozeen]]'s [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|space cartoon]]. He also appeared in an Easter egg in the email [[narrator]], where [[Marzipan]] (as some type of enormous alien cow) says she has always admired Nebulon's style. (Nebulon seems less than pleased by this statement.) He made another appearance as a wooden cutout in the email [[senior prom]], where the theme was "Entrapment All Up On the Moon". [[Homestar Runner]] also has a pair of Nebulon slippers.

Nebulon is also the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|boss]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5]]. It is unclear whether this is the same Nebulon or a [[20X6]] counterpart, as it is bigger, stronger and has a much different physique, though the [[Stinkomanual]] says that he's been working out. When you beat Nebulon, [[1-Up]] repeats the phrase "Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style!"

[[The Poopsmith]] wore a Nebulon-styled inner tube in [[keep cool]]. When he was forbidden from entering Strong Bad's pool, he slumped his shoulders, and Nebulon's exit sound was heard.

In the email [[looking old]], Strong Bad asked others for advice on how to improve his image for a younger audience. [[Strong Mad]] advised him to "[[Wear a Bikini!|WEAR A DIAPER!]]" and presented him with a Nebulon [[diaper]].

Although Nebulon does not appear in the game [[Secret Collect]], the creators of that game's cartoon still used him in the bumper, as seen in [[web comics]].

Nebulon once again appears in [[winter pool]] floating in space near [[Pom-Pom]].

<gallery>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>Real world</center>
Image:nebulon_newboots.png|<center>[[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]]</center>
Image:nebulon best thing.png|<center>But he's in space!</center>
Image:Neb-1.PNG|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
Image:Cardboardulon.png|<center>Wooden cutout</center>
Image:Homestarneb1sleepers.PNG|<center>Slippers</center>
Image:Nebulon_floater_2.png|<center>Nebulon floatation device</center>
Image:Nebulon diaper.PNG|<center>Nebulon diaper</center>
Image:Clay_Nebulon.PNG|<center>Clay Nebulon</center>
Image:Sketchbook 10-25-2007.png|<center>Nebulon's Dad?</center>
</gallery>

==Fun Facts==
*[[Matt Chapman]] said in a [[Inkhole Interview|certain interview]], "...[Nebulon's misery] cracked me up to no end. I could watch Nebulon crying and moping away forever."
**Later, when doing the DVD commentary for New Boots, Matt said "That's probably my favorite moment in any Homestar cartoon ever, is when Nebulon ages a thousand years when he's so sad."
*His [[Wikipedia:Graffiti#Terminology|graffiti tag]] name is "NEB-1." Graffiti taggers use a "1" after a name to show that they were the first to use that name.
*The sound made as Nebulon leaves in the various Strong Bad E-Mails is the introduction sound to the game [http://andy3ware.com/startrek/ Star Trek for Windows 9x], a strategy action game.
*The name Nebulon is derived from "[[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]]".

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 1]]
*[[:Category:Nebulon Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==See also==
*[[Rumble Red]]

[[Category:Characters]]

environment

Litnin200 — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:30:25 GMT

Litnin200: /* Inside References */

{{sbenav|186}}
[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|"Are you guys picketing my computer?"]]
Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 7, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checkin' checkin' emails in 2008! Checkin' checkin' Strong Bad fit to regulate! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: high time</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and 
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to 
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. 
Lyd and Jules, 
ID and MO, respectively 
</blockquote>
''{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. ''{clears the screen}'' Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with ''{cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers}'' recycled cigarette butts.

''{Cigarette butts are dumped on one of the flowers.}''

'''FLOWER:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh, that's good stuff.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take— 
'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' ''{faintly, chanting}'' Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy! Scrappy the Lappy!

''{cut to The Computer Room's window where the silhouette of two pickets signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—?

''{cut to The Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrappy the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' We think it's really crappy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you guys picketing my computer?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—

''{cut back to shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Three days.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just look at your power bill from last month.

'''STRONG SAD:''' The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper

''{pan over to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}''

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to tell me that 70,000 dollar power bills aren't the norm?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' For real?

''{Push wipe back to the Lappy. There is a list labeled "Okay for Mom" on the screen with various euphemisms for buttocks within it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing in the list}'' tuckus ''{presses enter}'' hinders ''{presses enter}'' bwathom ''{presses enter}'' boontockle ''{presses enter}''

''{Push wipe to Homestar Runner with an [[Atari 2600]] joystick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww... ''{lights come on}'' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww.... ''{reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"}'' I'm really about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Again with the awww....

''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.

''{cut back to The Field}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, sorry. ''{medium shot of Strong Sad}'' Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! ''{cut to shot of all three}'' I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.

''{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the [[showering|shower]], holding a soggy hot dog.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. ''{words appear on the screen as he says it}'' Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!

''{cut back to The Field, close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?

''{cut back to all three}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, that's what we do mostly.

''{medium shot of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Check out my sustainable MP3 player.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And my organic ''Thelma and Louise'' DVD.

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile per gallon hybrid piano!

''{long shot in silhouette of The Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' Al Gore's beard!

''{the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker! ''{close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo}'' And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. ''{zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing}'' So until next week, my boat take—

''{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a panting The Cheat (painted green) in a hamster wheel hooked up the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on green The Cheat! ''{The Cheat resumes running in the wheel}'' That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down reading: 
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad. 
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}''

''{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:IdiotAndMoron.png|thumb|"Idiot and Moron"]]
*When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively," click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
*At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
*At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing his "Okay for Mom" list on the Lappy}'' Boat take... ''{hits Enter}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still trying to play his Atari 2600 game}'' This is the easiest video game I've ever played.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Game Pak is the official name for a cartridge for any of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] video game consoles.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's list reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Okay for Mom 
1. rear-end 
2. back parts 
3. fanny 
4. tush 
5. tushie 
6. buns 
7. booty 
8. can 
9. tuckus 
10. hinders 
11. bwathom 
12. boontockle</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
107. hiney 
108. patootie 
109. bum 
110. rump 
111. trunk 
112. sit-part 
113. boat take</blockquote>

*Strong Bad claims that his monthly power bill is $70,000. Assuming that he pays the US national average price of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epm/table5_6_a.html 9.86¢/kWh], that would mean that he uses approximately 709,939.14 kWh/month. This would be roughly 799 times more than the average usage of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/reps/enduse/er01_us.html 888 kWh/month] per US household.

===Remarks===
*Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT).
*The only hybrid car to achieve 65 miles per gallon was the Honda Insight (61/70 mpg). It is no longer produced. Currently, the most efficient hybrid car is the Toyota Prius (45/48 mpg)
*Just like Strong Sad in [[concert]], Homestar is either playing with a left handed Atari 2600 joystick or is playing with the joystick sideways. The standard joystick has its button in the upper left hand corner.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#gamma force|gamma force]]".

===Goofs===
*After the close-up on it, Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker disappears, and does not reappear.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "[[Not X|NOT]] dropping a piano on Marzipan".
*The window above the computer desk was last seen in [[cheat talk]] and the CGI portion of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*Marzipan and Strong Sad previously behaved as a team of environmental activists, as related on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]. The phrase "100% post-consumer" also appeared there.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he announces for his eco-friendly piano.
*"Whisper quiet" was previously mentioned in [[extra plug]].
*The email references [[smoking]].
*Homestar mentions the game he's playing is "[[This is the (adjective) video game I've ever played|the easiest he's ever played]]".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's MP3 player strongly resembles either an [[Wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] or [[Wikipedia:iPod touch|iPod Touch]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Thelma & Louise|Thelma & Louise]]'' is a 1991 film starring [[Wikipedia:Geena Davis|Geena Davis]] as Thelma and [[Wikipedia:Susan Sarandon|Susan Sarandon]] as Louise.
*GreenCheat's logo resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]].
*The "Environmentally Compliant" sticker is a play on [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] and similar certifications used on electronics devices to rate their electricity consumption.
*The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to 45th Vice President of the United States and noted environmental activist [[Wikipedia:Al Gore|Al Gore]], who after losing the 2000 presidential campaign famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|186|13302}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

nightlife

Litnin200 — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:41:24 GMT

Litnin200: Um, Pom Pom is in this sbemail

{{sbenav|185}}
[[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!"]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Da Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 10, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:12

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: strong bad email</div>
Hey mr S to the B 
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia? 
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to 
check out? 
Somekindaguy 
Josh CO 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Mr" as "mer", "Somekindaguy" as "Soma-keenda-goo-ay" and "Josh CO" as "JoshCO!", adding "makers of funny products and funnier slogans." He also puts emphasis on "kinda" as if "kinda hip" meant "somewhat hip"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about

''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and Stong Sad standing on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{unemotional}'' Whee.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Good times.

''{Back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide ''pwawty cloughb!''

''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When i'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Bedroom. He is standing in the foreground messing with his shirt.}'' my best shirt! ''{His best shirt is light blue with a tribal mark. He rips it open with a "huah!", popping a button. He begins to spray himself with body spray.}''

''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the Basement}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad, still holding the black can of body spray}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.

''{Scene darkens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.

''{We see a location somewhere in the Field, at night. Strong Mad is standing behind a velvet-rope as Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the party cloughb.

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!

'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF! ''{he laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?! That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!

''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing.}''

''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?

''{Zoom out again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it!

''{Bubs reaches under the bar, and produces an eyedropper containing a green liquid}''

'''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! You guys must be having a sale!

''{We see the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor. Marzipan and Strong Sad are standing just off the dance floor. Strong Sad is wearing fishnet gloves.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.

''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Hey Strong Bad.

''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with unshaved face, dressing gown, sleeping cap, and [[Nebulon]] slippers. His eyes are closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}''more, more...badges.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I got more badges than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.

''{We see The cheat DJ'ing in the DJ booth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z ''{Zoom out, Coach Z with a mic}'' attempting to freestyle.

'''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here i go! One two.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.

''{Back to the entrance. Strong Bad gets tossed out, wearing leopard print underwear. Strong Mad is no longer visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!

''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head, defying physics and/or indicating Strong Bad uses too much starch.}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|thumb|"Try NOT to stab yourself!"]]
* Click on "Josh CO" to see "The Stab Yourself!" product from joshCO!
* At the end, click on "rotten" to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
*:''{A bag with Blubb-o's logo appears on a red background}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.
* At the end, click on "asleep" to see a scene at the Hill.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader. It's time to decide who we eat first. ''{holds up the Kazoo as if about to eat it}''
* At the end, click on "nightlife" to see a scene with the King Of Town.
*:'''KING OF TOWN:''' I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate. As you can see here, ''{holds up a motherboard dipped in chocolate}'' I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk.

===Trivia===

===Remarks===
* This cartoon verified that Strong Bad's Bedroom is connected to the Basement of the Brothers Strong House.

===Goofs===
*As Bubs glides in behind the bar, his middle section is elevated slightly above the level of the bar. However, his legs are noticeably absent.

===Inside References===
*The Blubb-O's bag features the [[Drive-Thru Whale]].
*Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear]].
* [[Pants]] and [[alcohol]] figure prominently in the email.
*"Light-èd floors" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.
*Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths".
*The King Of Town's motherboard and sleeping Homestar's kazoo are both [[Eating Non-Food Items|non-food items]] about to be eaten.

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring Shelly Long as a clueless debutante housewife trying to run a Girl Scout troop.
*Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s "Hot Rod" T-shirt.
*The "Crispy Chicken Melt" and its spicy variety are a reference to [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King's]] Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|185|13103}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Duct Tape

Litnin200 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:02:21 GMT

Litnin200:

[[Image:sbemail30.PNG|thumb|Tape fixes everything.]]

'''Duct Tape''' is an item that often appears on the site. It tends to be employed in situations involving various degrees of malice, or for extreme home repair.

== Duct Taped Items ==
These items have duct tape on them, so every appearance of them features duct tape.
* [[The Couch]]
* The damaged [[Tandy 400]]

== Other Appearances ==
*Email [[halloweener]]— [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] has tape on his legs for a [[Strong Bad]] costume.
*Email [[12:00]]— [[Bubs]] duct tapes an alarm clock to [[the VCR]]. The duct tape has yellow hairs on it from an attempt to duct tape [[The Cheat]] to the VCR.
*[[The Interview]]— The Cheat has his hands duct-taped behind his back, as well as some over his eyes.
*Email [[your friends]]— The Cheat is duct-taped to [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[privileges]]— One of the medallion gold plus club privileges is "use of duct tape."
*Email [[time capsule]]— Strong Bad thinks duct tape might be the only thing better than magnetic tape.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]— [[The Poopsmith]] has his mouth duct-taped shut. Also, the [[Jail]] has duct tape on it.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]— Strong Bad tapes his head to the TV. A roll of duct tape is also seen on the floor next to the TV during the opening credits.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]— When the multiple CDs are flying across the screen there is also a roll of duct tape.
*[[Sample of Style Too]]— [[Mike Chapman]] dodges a roll of duct tape that is thrown at him at the start of the toon.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]]— Strong Bad holds up his "[[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchakus gun]]" which is a pistol with nunchakus duct taped to it.
*Email [[space program]]— Used extensively on [[The Proud Anselmo]].
*Email [[looking old]]— [[Strong Mad]] uses duct tape ("dupp tape", as he calls it) to hold up a [[Nebulon]] diaper.
*Email [[bike thief]]— In the cat-burgling scene, the [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Lazer Tag]] guns are duck-taped to the couch.

[[Category:Object running gags]][[Category:Items]]

Duct Tape

Litnin200 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:01:28 GMT

Litnin200:

[[Image:sbemail30.PNG|thumb|Tape fixes everything.]]

'''Duct Tape''' is an item that often appears on the site. It tends to be employed in situations involving various degrees of malice, or for extreme home repair.

== Duct Taped Items ==
These items have duct tape on them, so every appearance of them features duct tape.
* [[The Couch]]
* The damaged [[Tandy 400]]

== Other Appearances ==
*Email [[halloweener]]— [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] has tape on his legs for a [[Strong Bad]] costume.
*Email [[12:00]]— [[Bubs]] duct tapes an alarm clock to [[the VCR]]. The duct tape has yellow hairs on it from an attempt to duct tape [[The Cheat]] to the VCR.
*[[The Interview]]— The Cheat has his hands duct-taped behind his back, as well as some over his eyes.
*Email [[your friends]]— The Cheat is duct-taped to [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[privileges]]— One of the medallion gold plus club privileges is "use of duct tape."
*Email [[time capsule]]— Strong Bad thinks duct tape might be the only thing better than magnetic tape.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]— [[The Poopsmith]] has his mouth duct-taped shut. Also, the [[Jail]] has duct tape on it.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]— Strong Bad tapes his head to the TV. A roll of duct tape is also seen on the floor next to the TV during the opening credits.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]— When the multiple CDs are flying across the screen there is also a roll of duct tape.
*[[Sample of Style Too]]— [[Mike Chapman]] dodges a roll of duct tape that is thrown at him at the start of the toon.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]]— Strong Bad holds up his "[[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchakus gun]]" which is a pistol with nunchakus duct taped to it.
*Email [[space program]]— Used extensively on [[The Proud Anselmo]].
*Email [[looking old]]— [[Strong Mad]] uses duct tape ("dupp tape", as he calls it) to hold up a [[Nebulon]] diaper.
*Email [[bike thief]]— In the cat-burgling scene, the Lazer Tag guns are duck-taped to the couch.

[[Category:Object running gags]][[Category:Items]]

bike thief

Litnin200 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:58:30 GMT

Litnin200: /* Inside References */ The music in the cat-burgling scene is not the same as the intro music in DNA Evidence; it's similar, but there is a difference; so I got rid of that

{{sbenav|178}}
[[Image:Sbemail178 screenshot.PNG|thumb|"Hey, my bromide."]]

Strong Bad reveals his bike thieving secrets.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]/[[The Stick]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 10, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back?

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: bike thieves</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being 
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out 
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike? 
Virginia 
MI
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads MI as two letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' ''{disappointed tone}'' Oh, not smart enough for MIT, huh? Just MI? ''{clears screen}'' ''{regular voice}''Well first off, how do you know your crappy bike is even worth stealing? How many pegs you got? Mag wheels? White tires? Worthless baseball card in the spokes? If not, then you got nothing to worry about. What self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a (shudder) ten-speed? Or a (shudder, shudder) mounTAIN bike? The only thing those bikes gets you is tired. Any bike with a water bottle holder is a complete waste of bike. ''{clears screen}'' But, let's pretend you do have a cool bike. I would first go to my old thieving standby: dress up like a bush.

''{Cut to the field. Strong Bad is hiding behind a short berry bush with cartoon eyes, his feet clearly visible. He shuffles over to a pink bicycle, carrying the bush with him. He picks up the bike through the bush, and starts carrying it away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
''{Pull out to see Pom Pom talking on a phone. He looks away from his phone to glare at Strong Bad.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking offscreen}'' Oh, I mean... Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch. Um... Berries.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And don't forget: dressing up as a bush is also a great way to get free pizza!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad walks up to the counter behind his bush costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I have some free pizza?

'''BUBS:''' Sure thing, bush!

''{Bubs pulls a pizza box from behind the counter and drops it on top of the bush. Strong Bad walks off-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Variations on this approach—

''{Cut to the field, with just Strong Bad standing in the middle of screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —include dressing up as a cactus,—

''{The bush is replaced by a cactus, with Strong Bad badly concealed behind it, and cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —a trashcan,—

''{The cactus is replaced by a trashcan, again with cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —or a barrel.

''{The trashcan is replaced by a wooden barrel, yet again with cartoony eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Though, depending on your physique—

''{The Cheat appears next to Strong Bad's barrel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —you could also dress up like... a hideous pile—

''{The Cheat turns into a pile of unidentified pink goo, with tufts of hair, a crushed can, a plank of wood, a circular saw blade, and two misaligned cartoony eyes. Strong Bad inches away from the mess. Strong Mad appears on the other side of the barrel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —or a... textile factory?

''{Strong Mad turns into a factory building, signed "BRRLAP", with cartoony eyes near the roof. Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So if I were you, I'd steer clear of pretty much anything with cartoon eyeholes. If that method didn't work for me, I'd go for the awkward swindle. This is especially effective on college campuses.

''{Cut to The Stick. A silhouette of a CGNU building is visible in the background. Homestar, wearing a backpack and backwards cap, is chaining up his white bike to The Stick, the chain is simply looped over the top branch. Strong Bad, sporting a ponytail, walks in, carrying a clipboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, brother. Hey, my bromide. You look like a cool guy who likes to progress. I was wondering if you'd be interested in signing this petition to ban roll-on...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, um, yeah, sorry, uh, I've got a class...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...free vegan food...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and my roommate's like... you know...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...fellowship...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...so, my parents, um...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...drum circle?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Computer lab! ''{darts off-screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Man. so effective! I've stolen people's lunches this way... their girlfriends... puppies even!

''{Strong Bad throws away his clipboard and walks over to Homestar's bike, and starts kicking the tires. Marzipan walks in, with multicolored dreadlocks, and her own clipboard.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, my bromide, wanna sign this...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meal plan! ''{darts offscreen}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Cool, man, free bike.

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But my all-time favorite thiefnique has got to be, the best use of black turtlenecks and suction cups ever devised: cat-burgling!

''{Cut to a featureless orange wall. Strong Bad climbs up the wall with suction cups, wearing a black turtleneck and beanie.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Almost... to the top!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement... Strong Bad climbs up from behind the orange couch. The bicycle seat [[Red, White, and Banana]] is on the couch, and two laser guns duct taped to the couch on either side of it. Strong Bad pulls out a spray can of "C'mon! It's Fog!" and sprays it into the air, revealing the two laser beams.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, Ponch. Laser tech security! I'll have to employ some Chinese acrobatics!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump up, but is stuck to the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, these suction cups are stuck to the side of this couchscraper. Ah, somebody? The Cheat? Come put that bicycle seat in my mouth! Gently!

''{The lights turn on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, Jon! Light tech security!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Well, if you had agreed to play Cats the musical, instead of cat-burglar, maybe you wouldn't be stuck to the back of the couch again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I would rather die.

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's how I'd do it, College Bike Owner. So keep away from shrubbery, don't talk to anyone with a clipboard, and avoid putting your bike on the roof of glass skyscrapers.

''{During the next part, Strong Bad types "Your bike should be totally safe if you listen to me. I am a good person that gives sound advice. Bike on, my friend, bike on!" while he says his other lines.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Secret message to bike thieves!

''{The words "SECRET MESSAGE!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bolt cutters, guys! Just use bolt cutters!

''{The words "BOLT CUTTERS!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We'll split the pawn-shop money fitty-fitty!

''{The words "FITTY FITTY!" flash on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See you next time!

''{[[New Paper]] comes down, printing a picture of [[The Paper]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice try, New Papes. Though that does make me feel a little better... he was so stripedy...

==Easter Eggs==
*After Strong Bad says MI, click on it to see a pennant for Mediocre Institute.
*Click on "baseball card" to see a [[Trading Cards#From bike thief|trading card]].
*At the end, click on "safe" for this:
:''{The Lappy slowly moves to the right}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, what the?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dressed up as a trash can, speaking in a monotone voice}'' Garbage. Garbage. Rubbish. Umm... murder weapon.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you supposed to be a trash can or a robot?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm... ''{pulls out petition reading "The Bromide Solution"}'' you wanna sign this petition, my bromide?

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Magnesium alloy wheels|Magnesium alloy wheels]], or "mag wheels", are wheels made of magnesium alloy. They typically have larger and fewer spokes than regular bicycle wheels.
*"Pegs" are metal tubes affixed to a bicycle's front or rear axle, allowing the rider to balance their weight on an area other than the pedals and freeing the body of the bike for a wider range of tricks.
*A bromide is an ion of a bromine atom with a charge of -1. Such bromides as potassium bromide were once used as sedatives, leading to the once prevalent use of the word "bromide" to indicate someone or something is platitudinous and boring.
**Bromide is water soluble, so a bromide solution would be bromide in water.
*Attaching a baseball card to the spokes would simulate the sound of a motorcycle as the wheel rotates.
*"[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=earf Earf]" is a dialectic spelling of "Earth."

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's petition reads:
<blockquote>-PETITION- 
i do hearby sign that 
i am in full support 
of fully supporting 
all the good causes 
and casual effects of 
said causes and, as it 
were, caucuses. now, 
previously, and also 
futurely held... 
X________________</blockquote>
*Marzipan's petition reads:
<blockquote>Counter-Petition 
I, the willing signer of this 
document, betta recognize 
that Earf in trouble. Earf 
injured. Injured bad. 
 
X______________</blockquote>

*Homestar's bike is a Huffy SIGMA circa 1987.

=== Remarks ===
*In [[hygiene]], two emails prior, Strong Bad complained about a lack of college girls sending him email. The sender of this email, Virginia, appears to be a female college student.
*"Thiefnique" is a [[portmanteau]] of "thief" and "technique."
*"Couchscraper" is a [[portmanteau]] of "couch" and "skyscraper."
*"Brrlap" on Strong Mad's textile-mill disguise refers to [[Wikipedia:burlap|burlap]], a durable but coarse cloth made of vegetable fiber.
*Strong Bad can spray the can of fog, although his hands are stuck to the couch later.
*Homestar's trash disguise has his own eyes, whereas Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat wore disguises with a unified, cartoony eye pattern, quite distinct from their own.
*Homestar boasted in [[cliffhangers]] that he had the history and the motive to steal the Lappy.
*You can't click the Lappy to see the ripples while Homestar is stealing it.
*Strong Bad's bush disguise bears a similarity to a berry-laden bush appearing in the [[Peasant's Quest]] video game.
*This is the first time we see the exterior of a [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] building (assuming that the tower in the background is in fact a building).
*Strong Bad claims that no self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a "mounTAIN bike." Then, dressed as the bush, he proceeds to steal Pom Pom's mountain bike.
*Assuming the couch is a standard one with fabric upholstery, Strong Bad ''couldn't'' have either climbed up or gotten stuck to the couch with suction cups.

===Goofs===
*The printed The Paper is straight and does not follow the curvature of the New Paper.
*The word "safe" can be clicked even while the monitor continues to move in the Easter egg at the end, which restarts that segment from the beginning.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Strong Bad misspelled "enough" as "enogh" in the beginning of his response. This was fixed a few hours after it was released.

===Inside References===
*The pizza Bubs gives Strong Bad is [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] from [[privileges]].
*Pom Pom's costume is from [[technology]].
*The cat-burglar scene shows another instance of [[duct tape]].
*Strong Bad's cat-burgling outfit was seen before in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] (minus the suction cups).
*The music playing as Strong Bad first appears in his bush disguise made its debut as [[Sterrance]]'s theme in [[animal]].
*The bicycle seat [[Red, White, and Banana]] first appeared in [[the chair]].
*When Strong Bad attempts to steal the bike seat off of [[the couch]], he is foiled by two [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Lazer Tag]] guns. [[The Poopsmith]] previously carried one of these guns when he [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes#The Poopsmith|dressed up in Lazer Tag gear]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Strong Bad's line, "I would rather [[Death|die]]," when asked to do something with someone, was first heard in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
*The can in The Cheat's hideous pile is the same as the can Homestar kicks in the Easter egg in "[[original]]".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad makes reference to the [[Wikipedia:Massachusetts Institute of Technology|Massachusetts Institute of Technology]].
*The [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] building bears a strong resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Tech Tower|Tech Tower]], the main administrative building on the [[Wikipedia:Georgia Institute of Technology|Georgia Tech]] campus in downtown Atlanta, not far from where the [[Brothers Chaps]] live.
*''[[Wikipedia:Cats (musical)|Cats]]'' is a musical stage production, premiering in 1981, in which all the actors, portraying cats, perform in skin-tight costumes.
*[[Wikipedia:Ban (deodorant)|Ban]] Roll On is the name of an actual deodorant product.
*Ponch and Jon were the main characters of the television show [[Wikipedia:CHiPs|CHiPs]].
*The laser guns taped to the couch appear to be [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Lazer Tag]] "StarLyte" pistols.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|178|12422}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

slumber party

Litnin200 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:23:54 GMT

Litnin200: /* Inside References */ Does no one remember property of ones? I recognized that reference right away!

{{sbenav|180}}
[[Image:Slumber party sega tapes.png|thumb|200px|"Whoa! Jackpot!"]]

Strong Bad gives slumber party advice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 1, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:11

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Gary... I hope this email's from Gary... ''{The email comes up}'' Hah! Aw...

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: slumber parties</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a 
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber 
parties should one attend or ignore? 
Sincerely, 
Thomas O. from NY
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads NY as en-why}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a table with his eyes half closed. There is a deck of cards sitting across from him on the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform. The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.

''{Cut to a blackboard with "COOLGUY's LAW:" and a face wearing a mortar board drawn on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.

''{As he speaks, the formula appears on the blackboard. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's bedroom. Homestar and Strong Bad are there, and there are sledgehammers embedded in the walls. Strong Bad is holding a sledgehammer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe, ''{Cut to Homestar's bed, which has two axes embedded in it}'' I never heard of any of these games we played.

''{Strong Bad throws another axe into the bed. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate—

''{Cut to Strong Bad reaching into Homestar's dresser and pulling out some games}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Jackpot! ''{Holds up a game with a skull in a bloodstain on the cover}'' Blood Bleeder, ''{Holds up a game with the disembodied heads of two men and a dog on the cover}'' Head Chopper 2, ''{Holds up a game with a laser shooting at some disembodied scabs on the cover}'' Scab Wars, ''{Holds up a game with a blistered hand and a ghost holding a chainsaw on the cover}'' Blistergeist? Most of these things have been taken off the market!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.

''{Homestar plays Clapping Party, which consists of two hands against a blue background. They clap three times, and the words "ROUND CLEAR" appear against a red background with confetti. Several hands rapidly appear at the bottom of the screen. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.

''{Cut to a blue screen with the words "TYPICAL SLUMBER PARTY FARE" at the top and a boy's head at the bottom. As Strong Bad talks, the things he describes appear, and the boy gets fatter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Typical slumber party fare includes things like, six-foot party sub, an exorbitant amount of pizza, and at least enough Skittles and red cream soda to make your spit hurt.

''{The boy sticks out his tongue, which is bumpy and rainbow colored. A rainbow drool-drop forms. Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But if you get over there, ''{Strong Bad falls from the sky}'' and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...

''{A chicken leg in a pan moves towards Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uncertain voice}'' Chicken... in a pan? ''{A plate moves towards Strong Bad and salad appears on it}'' With some... salad... ''{A glass of milk pours from the top of the screen}'' and a... glass of milk? To drink?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You better start running! ''{Strong Bad runs}'' Because that family must have some serious health problems.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!

''{Cut to Coach Z's locker room. Pan from Bubs to Coach Z to the King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Overlapping}'' And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Overlapping}'' Government ain't right! Government ain't right!

''{Cut back to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.

''{Cut to a wider shot. Strong Bad, with his eyes half closed, is on the left with a sleeping bag on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, can you guys start using some words that were invented ''after'' the year nineteen-oh-zero?

''{Cut to the King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance. ''{Holds up some dice and shakes them}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, with his eyes completely open}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess. That ''doesn't'' include Bed Axe. ''{Holds up an axe}''

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids." Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom. Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!

''{Cut to a wide shot. Strong Sad is standing nearby with his arm in a sling}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' That only happened once!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nodding}'' Uh-huh...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{reluctantly}'' A week...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep going.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{very reluctantly}'' For ten years...

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go!

''{He turns back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath, maybe don't wear those to the slumber party. Don't ask me how I know this. Please, PLEASE, ''{hangs head}'' DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, mocking voice}'' How do you know that?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder! Yah!

''{Strong Bad jumps off his chair and offscreen. Strong Sad yells. [[New Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "questionable" at the end to play [[Clapping Party]]. If you play the game twice, it unlocks "Blistergeist" mode, which involves a ghost in a hockey mask attacking the hands with a chainsaw, causing blisters to appear on them.
*Click on "slumber party" at the end to watch Homestar's Slumber Party dance.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade at my slumber party!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*According to Coolguy's law, the more popular the host of the slumber party, the less fun you will have at their house.
*"Rated M for Mature" refers to the [[Wikipedia:ESRB|ESRB]] rating system, which uses letters to indicate what age group a video game is best suited for. M is the second highest rating, and is recommended for players seventeen and older.

===Trivia===
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#heart of china|heart of china]]".

===Remarks===
*The formula for Coolguy's Law does not match the theorem, in that it is a statement of equality, not proportionality. For the popularity of the host to be inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house, the right-hand side of the equation should be multiplied by some unspecified constant "k".
*When Strong Bad says, "find the [[wikipedia:Structural load|load bearer]]," he is referring to a [[wikipedia:Wall stud|stud]], although in a typical wood-framed house, most vertical studs bear an equal load.
*The pixels in the hands during Clapping Party are tilted.
*In Clapping Party, you can only clap once every few seconds.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Disconnected.png|100px|thumb|Disconnected legs.]]
*When Homestar is dancing in the Easter egg, his legs are occasionally disconnected.
*When Strong Bad says Gary a second time, his reflection moves more than his head when he says the "G" in gary.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad, the inventor of "Coolguy's law," is referred to as Prof. Tor Coolguy in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
**In addition, "Coolguy's law" is a reference to the email [[property of ones]].
*The pizza boxes are from [[The Pizz]] introduced in [[pizza joint]], only now labeled "Slumber Party [[Style]]" instead of "Neighborhood Style".
**[[:Image:headlessdance.gif|Homestar's dance]] from his Easter egg is also based on an Easter egg seen in pizza joint.
*When Strong Bad is looking in the closet for M-rated games, we can see some [[Sega tapes]], reading "Throat Rip" and "Saliva Quest".
*Some of the games have [[blood]].
*This email mentions [[underwear]].
*Blistergeist is a [[portmanteau]].
*R-rated movies were previously mentioned in conjunction with a sleepover in [[the bet]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Uno (game)|Uno]] and [[Wikipedia:SKIP-BO|SKIP-BO]] are card games owned by [[Wikipedia:Mattel|Mattel]].
*[[Wikipedia:Skittles (confectionery)|Skittles]] are a small, fruit-flavored candy produced by [[Wikipedia:Mars, Inc.|Mars, Inc.]]
** A recent Skittles ad was "Taste The Rainbow," duly noted here by the rainbow tongue on the fat kid.
*The T-shirt Homestar is wearing during the Easter egg is identical to the one Michael Jackson wears in the "Beat It" video. This shirt was also seen in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*Blistergeist is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Splatterhouse|Splatterhouse]], the most notable reference being the goalie mask.
*Blood Bleeder is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Blood (computer game)|Blood]]. The game boxes also look similar.
*The tune Homestar sings during the Easter egg is the jingle from the TV advertisement for the 1987 Parker Brothers' board game "Pizza Party," which he also sings during an identical Easter egg in the previous email, [[pizza joint]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sade (band)|Sade]] is a British [[Wikipedia:rhythm and blues|R&B]]/[[Wikipedia:Soul music|soul]] band; the name is also used by their [[Wikipedia:Sade Adu|lead singer]] independently.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|180|12563}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Ever and More

Litnin200 — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:27:11 GMT

Litnin200: /* Goofs */

{{toonnav|Shorts|helmets|One Two, One Two|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Ever and More.png|thumb|"And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake, I call forth Brother of Town!"]]
The [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] have a meeting.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[King of Town]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[The Bar]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 26, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:50

'''Page Title:''' B.O.D.H. Local 1-1-Style

==Transcript==
''{Open on Coach Z and Strong Sad sitting at a table. Coach Z is wearing a barbute, and Strong Sad is wearing his astronaut helmet}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Coach Z, that's a ''horrible'' recipe!

'''COACH Z:''' Lemme run this one by ya. We start with a pound of rubber cement...

''{Cut to another view of the table, with Strong Mad, Bubs and The Poopsmith. Strong Mad is wearing a Nacho football helmet on top of his head, Bubs is wearing a fire helmet, and The Poopsmith is wearing a Judge Dredd helmet}''

'''BUBS:''' I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years! That's why come I'm in such a bad mood all the time!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST ''{Holds up needle and an extremely short length of thread}'' A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that'd be a sweet deal I couldn't refuse!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Order!

''{Strong Mad, Bubs and The Poopsmith pay attention. Cut to Homestar, who's wearing his horned Viking helmet and banging a turkey drumstick on the table}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Order! I hereby call this meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets to order! Now let us begin with a rousing rendition of our frothy, shanty chant. ''{Waving drumstick like a conductor's baton}'' And one, two, three!

''{Cut to another view of the table. Bubs, Strong Bad and Coach Z are visible. Strong Bad is wearing a miner's helmet}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

''{Cut to another view. Strong Sad and Pom Pom are visible. Pom Pom is wearing a Samurai helmet. Strong Sad isn't singing and has his arms folded}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Singing—

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more time!

''{Cut to a shot of The Poopsmith, The King of Town and Strong Sad, slowly zooming out. The King of Town is wearing an Imperial German Army helmet}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing, getting higher at the end}'' Ever and more...

''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Bad and Coach Z, slowly panning left}''

'''ALL:''' ...ever and more...

''{Cut to The Cheat next to Strong Mad. The Cheat is wearing an old-fashioned British policeman's hat.}''

'''ALL:''' ...ever and more!

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad! Why weren't you singing?

''{Cut to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe in the message!

''{Cut to a view of Pom Pom, Homestar and The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, yes you do. All in favor?

''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Bad and Coach Z}''

'''ALL EXCEPT STRONG SAD:''' Aye!

''{Cut back to Pom Pom, Homestar and The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All opposed?

''{Cut to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nay!

''{Cut back to Pom Pom, Homestar and The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The ayes win! ''{He ducks under the table and reappears next to Strong Sad}'' You believe in the message now!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Slapping Homestar on the back and smiling}'' I really do!

''{Homestar ducks under the table and reappears in his original position}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I now give the floor to our treasurer, regarding shiny new ways to misappropriate funds.

''{Cut to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Thank you, Brotherstar Runnerbro... ther. Well, I've taken the minutes ''{holds them up, music starts playing}'' from last's month's meeting and sold them as rollover minutes ''{holds up another piece of paper with a picture of [[Homsar]] on it}'' to third world countries! ''{places both pieces of paper down}'' Then I bought myself, I mean the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, a jetski! ''{holds up a jetski, slightly knocking the light, and puts it down}'' But then I wrecked it and broke my shin! ''{holds up crumpled leg}'' So now my rubbing ointment ''{holds it up}'' costs fifty bucks a tube!

''{Record scratch sound effect. Music stops. Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fantastic! And now, to help me demonstrate the new secret handshake, I call forth, Brother of Town.

''{The King of Town comes onscreen}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Boooo-ooo! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen, simultaneously}'' Yaaaaay!

''{Homestar and the King of Town move around for a second}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody got it? This: ''{The word "This" appears onscreen, then Homestar moves around as three arrows appear onscreen}'' Then this: ''{The words "Then this" appears onscreen, then Homestar moves around some more and more complex arrows, including one that branches into three, appear on the screen}'' And now Brother Strong Bad, with his weekly power play.

''{Cut to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Clears throat, then speaks angrily}'' What's the matter with you guys? I should be in charge here! Why is Homestar running this secret club? ''{banging his fist on the table}'' Singing songs and secret handshakes? That's rejected Girl Scout camp material! Put me in charge, and we'll be hitting each other with wooden stools until the morning light! Eating triple-fried pork rinds and burping video game music six ways till Tuesday! "Ever and More"? That's horse puckey, you fools! It's all marketing mumbo jumbo! ''{upset}'' Don't believe a word of it!!

''{Strong Bad pants and shakes. Homestar leans onscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you, Strong Bad. We look forward to hearing from you next week.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{subdued}'' Thank you, Supreme Overlord.

''{Homestar leans offscreen. Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, our meeting is adjourned. So everybody buddy up and get to work on that secret handshake. I'm gonna go take a bath in a pile of gold coins.

''{Homestar walks offscreen. Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat imitating the movements Homestar and the King of Town made earlier, with their hands on their hips. Cut to the words "end, friend." on a black screen}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "friend." at the end of the short to see Homestar Runner laying in a bathtub full of gold coins in the bathroom of the Brothers Strong.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing to the tune of the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales|DuckTales]]'' theme song}'' Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===
*"Broternal" is a [[portmanteau]] of "brotherhood" and "fraternal", two words that are often found in names of male-only secret societies.
*Rollover minutes, offered by [[Wikipedia:AT&T Mobility|AT&T Mobility]] (formerly Cingular Wireless), are unused wireless phone minutes from one month that can be carried over and used in the next.
*[[Wikipedia:Minutes|Meeting minutes]] are a summary of what was discussed at a meeting.
*The page title conforms to the practice of referring to a [[Wikipedia:Local union|local union]] as a "local" followed by that local union's number. These organizations are also commonly named "brotherhoods" or "fraternal orders".

===Trivia===
*This toon's [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]] reads, "loading, friend."

===Goofs===
[[Image:StrongMadMouth everandmore.png|thumb|I HAVE A FUNNY MOUTH!]]
*When Strong Mad holds up the needle, his "O" mouth animation causes an extra line to overlap the needle.
*There are numerous inconsistencies regarding the placement of the characters around the table. For instance, in the first shot Coach Z is on Strong Sad's right, but when they are singing "Ever and More!" The King of Town appears on Strong Sad's right. Also, the Poopsmith is on Bubs's left when he is talking about his lucky pants, but during the song Strong Bad is on Bubs' left.

===Inside References===
* Strong Sad's astronaut costume was previously seen in [[senior prom]], though he's only wearing the helmet part here.
* The order's song was previously sung by Homestar in [[the movies]]. Homestar also wore the [[horned helmet]] in that email.
* Strong Bad's miner helmet was seen in the emails [[cheatday]] and [[different town]].
* The King of Town's German army helmet is similar to the one [[The Kaiser]], his [[Old-Timey]] counterpart, wears.
* The Broternal Order's secret handshake is another reference to characters' [[lack of visible arms]].
* This is an occurrence of [[Strong Sad smiling]].
* The pennant on the wall reads "[[LEMKE]]!".
* Bubs's jetski is labeled "WETSKi", another instance of [[lowercase i's]].
* Bubs mentions his lucky [[pants]].
* Pom Pom's [[Wikipedia: samurai|samurai]] helmet is a reference to Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom#Fighting Skills|martial arts skills]].
* The webpage title mentions [[style]].
* Coach Z is drinking a [[Coldson Lite]].
* Bubs says the phrase "[[why come]]".

===Real-World References===
[[Image:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png|thumb|Old Style Cold Ones]]
*The Poopsmith is wearing [[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd|Judge Dredd]]'s helmet.
*The [[Cold Ones]] Light poster closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:Pabst Brewing Company#Old Style|Old Style]] beer logo.
*The lyrics Homestar sings in the bathtub of gold coins are a rearranged segment of the theme song to [[Wikipedia:Disney|Disney]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales|DuckTales]],'' with the lines "racecars, lasers, aeroplanes" changed to "lasers, racecars, aeroplanes, and "It's a duck blur" replaced with "Doot do, ah doot-do." Homestar's behavior mirrors that of [[Wikipedia: Scrooge McDuck|Scrooge McDuck]], a DuckTales character who enjoyed diving through his coin-filled [[Wikipedia:Money Bin|Money Bin]].


== External Links ==
* [[HR:helmets.html|watch "Ever and More!"]]
* [[HR:helmets.swf|view the Flash file for "Ever and More!"]]
* [[Forum:11746|forum thread re: "Ever and More!"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|helmets}}
[[Category:Shorts]]

Quote of the Week Character Heads

Litnin200 — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:15:46 GMT

Litnin200: /* Permanent Character Heads */

These are the '''character heads''' embedded in the [[Quote of the Week]] Flash file. Note that not all of these have been used since the Quote of the Week format changed to include them. Homestar Runner's and Marzipan's eyes blink, just as they do in toons.

==Permanent Character Heads==
These are character heads of main characters, which are permanently left in the swf and often reused.
<gallery>
Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|<center>[[Homestar Runner]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-07|07 June 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Bad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-24|24 May 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Sad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-18|18 Jan 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|<center>[[Bubs]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-11|11 Jan 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|<center>[[Coach Z]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|08 Dec 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Marzipan]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-17|17 May 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|<center>[[The King of Town]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-08|08 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Mad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-11|11 May 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|<center>[[Homsar]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-11-25|25 Nov 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|<center>[[Marshie]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-10-20|20 Oct 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|<center>[[Senor Cardgage]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-27|27 Apr 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG|<center>[[Cheerleader]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-15|15 Feb 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|<center>[[So and So]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|<center>[[What's Her Face]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-09|09 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG|<center>[[The Ugly One]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-14|14 June 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|<center>[[Stinkoman]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-03|03 May 2007]]'' </center>
Image:qod 17 - 1up.PNG|<center>[[1-Up]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|<center>[[Gunhaver]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|15 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 19 - fightgar.PNG|<center>[[Fightgar]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 20 - silent rip.PNG|<center>[[Silent Rip]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 21 - crackotage.PNG|<center>[[Crackotage]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-02-27|27 Feb 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 22 - reynold.PNG|<center>[[Reynold]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-15|15 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG|<center>[[Blue Laser Commander]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-12|12 Apr 2007]]</center>
Image:qod 24 - eh steve.PNG|<center>[[Eh! Steve!]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>[[Doreauxgard]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG |<center>[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-11-17|17 Nov 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|<center>[[The Homestar Runner]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-30|30 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Sickly Sam]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-22|22 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 29 - 1936 marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 30 - 1936 coach z.PNG|<center>[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] '''Unused'''</center>
</gallery>

==Temporary Character Heads==
These are character heads of minor characters, which are added to the swf when in use and then removed.
<gallery>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>[[The Geddup Noise]] ''Used [[Quote_of_the_Week#QW-2005-09-29|29 Sep 05]]''</center>
Image:qod_horriblepainting.PNG|<center>[[Horrible Painting]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-10-06|06 Oct 05]]''</center>
Image:qod_dumple.png|<center>[[The Jolly Dumple]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-09|09 Feb 06]]''</center>
Image:qod 34 - small mouth.PNG|<center>Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-18|18 May 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG|<center>Shirtless [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-07-20|20 July 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|<center>[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-07-27|27 July 2006]]''</center>
Image:Meltshake.png|<center>[[Minor Foods|Melt Shake]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-09-07|07 Sep 2006]]''</center>
Image:Qow_vidguys.png|<center>[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix guys]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 39 - kingbubs.png|<center>[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-08|8 Feb 2007]]''</center>
Image:Taranchulaqod.PNG|<center>[[Taranchula]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:Whalehead.PNG|<center>[[Drive-Thru Whale]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-05|5 Apr 2007]]''</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Quote of the Week

Litnin200 — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:14:07 GMT

Litnin200: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 June 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]]
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes. Not me, I'm a latitude snob"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS 11]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 June 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]
|}
===Older Quotes===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] outtake

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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Toons

Litnin200 — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:28:31 GMT

Litnin200: /* Special Cartoons */

{{about|list of all toons}} {{for|toons menu itself|TV Time Toons Menu}}

[[Image:New Toons Menu.png|thumb|300px|The new stuff menu]]

The '''Toons''' are a central part of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Most cartoons that don't fall under the category of [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] are listed here. So have fun in your living room!

The toons list features the toon's name, a 3-letter abbreviation relating to the toon, a brief description, the toon's length and release year, and a brief animated preview that appears on the [[TeeBee]] when you hover over each title.
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== Menu Toons ==
{{hresetcount|Big Toons|Shorts|PbTC|Puppet Stuff|Holidays|New Stuff}} 
=== Big Toons ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:DNA Evidence.png|75px]]
| [[DNA Evidence]]
| '''(DNA)''' ('''[[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA''' evidence]])
| Strong Sad gets to the bottom of all this mess.
| 5:35
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dna.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|75px]]
| [[Date Nite]]
| '''(D8N)''' ('''D8''' ([[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] for Date) '''N'''ite)
| Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?
| 4:17
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_datenite.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|75px]]
| [[Strongest Man in the World]]
| '''(SMW)''' ('''S'''trongest '''M'''an in the '''W'''orld)
| A re-telling of the old classic.
| 4:25
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_10years.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|75px]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
| '''(WCM)''' ('''W'''e'''c'''lo'''m'''e)
| What I did on my summer vacation.
| 4:37
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_weclomeback.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]]
| [[A Folky Tale]]
| '''(DMP)''' (Saddy '''D'''u'''mp'''ington)
| Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.
| 4:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dumpingtontoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:cool tapes.PNG|75px]]
| [[Cool Things]]
| '''(KUL)''' (misspelling of "cool")
| Homestar writes on the wall. Bubs is closed.
| 4:00
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_coolthings.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|75px]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| '''(BUG)''' ('''Bug''' in Mouth Disease)
| Homestar swallowed a bug?
| 5:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_buginmouth.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:sfd.png|75px]]
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
| '''(DOZ)''' (Cheat Comman'''dos''')
| Blue Laser goes shopping.
| 4:56
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_commandos3.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:jailcartoon01.png|75px]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| '''(SBJ)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad is in '''J'''ail Cartoon)
| Strong Bad gets pinched.
| 6:00
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:parsnips.PNG|75px]]
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| '''(PAP)''' ('''P'''arsnips '''A'''-'''P'''lenty)
| The first Homestar talkie.
| 2:38
| 1936
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:WheresTheCheat.png|75px]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
| 6:18
| 2002
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:luau.PNG|75px]]
| [[The Luau]]
| '''(CFB)''' ('''C'''rap '''f'''or '''b'''rains)
| Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
| 5:36
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:cantsayjob.png|75px]]
| [[A Jorb Well Done]]
| '''(JOB)''' (The word Coach Z attempts to say)
| Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
| 4:00
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:reddestradish.png|75px]]
| [[The Reddest Radish]]
| '''(RED)''' (The '''Red'''dest Radish)
| More like the Biggest Radish.
| 2:23
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_radish.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:searchfortheyellodello.PNG|75px]]
| [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
| '''(QLO)''' (The '''Q'''uest for the Yel'''lo''' Del'''lo''')
| Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
| 3:32
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:KoT People.PNG|75px]]
| [[The King of Town DVD]]
| '''(KOT)''' (The '''K'''ing '''o'''f '''T'''own)
| KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.
| 1:26
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== Shorts ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|- {{hcount|Shorts}}
| [[Image:One Two.png|75px]]
| [[One Two, One Two]]
| '''(121)''' ('''1''', '''2''', '''1''', 2)
| The rhythm fit to getcha.
| 1:31
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_onetwo.swf|preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:169lostdvd.PNG|75px]]
| [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
| '''(169)''' (Sbemail '''169''')
| A big deal for a little scene.
| 1:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_169lostdvd.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]]
| [[An Important Rap Song]]
| '''(2MK)''' ('''2''' '''M'''any '''K'''nives)
| Crack Stuntman drops science.
| 2:01
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_2manyknives.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Drivethru.png|75px]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
| '''(EUR)''' ('''Eur'''opa)
| Sever your leg please, sir.
| 2:19
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_drivethru.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS) || Let the King have some. The first of any! || 2:54 || 2007 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|75px]] || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || '''(DEK)''' ('''De'''c'''k''') || Area Man To Build Deck || 3:07 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_deck.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Short_Shorts.png|75px]] || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || '''(SSS)''' ('''S'''ummer '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Short styles for short clothing || 2:52 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_shortshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|75px]] || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || '''(150)''' (Sbemail '''150'''?!?) || Is Strong Bad getting cold feet? || 1:45 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_149pernt5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:500Cheats.PNG|75px]] || [[500 The Cheats]] || '''(500)''' ('''500''' The Cheats) || Watch him shimmie and shake! || 0:32 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_500cheats.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || '''(GUY)''' (Strong Bad is a Bad '''Guy''') || Talkin' about tattoos. || 1:44 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_badguy.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:sickday.PNG|75px]] || [[Sick Day]] || '''(SIK)''' ('''Si'''c'''k''' Day) || There's somethin' goin' around. || 1:43 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sickday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|75px]] || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || '''(P2T)''' ('''P'''eer-'''2'''-'''T'''een) || Edutainment at its finest! || 4:15 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommandos4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:trogdorcon.PNG|75px]] || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || '''(CON)''' (Trogdor'''Con''' '97) || SB and the Cheat get a booth at the con. || 3:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogdorcon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:The Lil Brudder Show.png|75px]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || '''(LIL)''' (Li'l Brudder) || King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs! || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_lilbrudder.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:peasantsquestmovie.jpg|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || '''(QST)''' (Peasant's '''Q'''ue'''st''') || Real Life Adventure!! || 3:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_filmstyle.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || '''(PQT)''' ('''P'''easant's '''Q'''uest '''T'''railer) || Coming soon from Videlectrix. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:experimentalfilm.PNG|75px]] || [[Experimental Film]] || '''(FLM)''' (Experimental '''F'''i'''lm''') || Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video. || 3:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|75px]] || [[Senor Mortgage]] || '''(SCM)''' ('''S'''enor '''C'''ardgage '''M'''ortgage) || Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?! || 1:22 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || '''(CCO)''' ('''C'''heat '''C'''ommandos '''O''''s) || Ridiculous breakfast. || 2:13 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheatar.png|75px]] || [[The Cheatar]] || '''(TAR)''' (Chea'''tar''') || The Cheat opens up a can of peas. || 0:54 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheat commandos01.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || '''(CHT)''' ('''Ch'''ea'''t''' Commandos) || Buy all our playsets and toys. || 1:03 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|75px]] || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || '''(LOW)''' (Mr. Shmal'''low''') || He's no apothecary. || 1:03 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:balladofthesneak.PNG|75px]] || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || '''(SNK)''' (The '''Sn'''ea'''k''') || The #1 Summer Jam from 1936. || 2:05 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:thinginabag.png|75px]] || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || '''(BAG)''' (Lookin at a Thing in a '''Bag''') || 4 drinks for 4 cool guys. || 3:50 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:indabasement.PNG|75px]] || [[Arcade Game]] || '''(ARC)''' ('''Arc'''ade) || Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. || 1:44 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:20X6 versus 1936.png|75px]] || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || '''(2X6)''' ('''2'''0'''X6''') || Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. || 1:55 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:systemisdown.png|75px]] || [[The System is Down]] || '''(YHO)''' ('''Y'''a'''ho'''o) || Strong Bad broke the Internet. || 1:06 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|75px]] || [[Meet Marshie]] || '''(PUF)''' (Fluffy '''Puf'''f) || America's favorite marshmallow. || 0:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:theinterview.png|75px]] || [[The Interview]] || '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''erview) || Strong Bad interviews Homestar. || 2:47 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_interview.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:fluffypuff.png|75px]] || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || '''(FLF)''' ('''Fl'''u'''f'''fy Puff) || Homestar blows his lines. || 2:24 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:themesong.PNG|75px]]|| [[Theme Song Video]] || '''(HSR)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar '''R'''unner) || Home Star Run Go. || 1:00 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_video.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:kickthecan.png|75px]] || [[Kick the Can]] || '''(CAN)''' (Kick the '''Can''') || Early, silent Homestar cartoons. || 0:22 each || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Strong Bad Sings Toon.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || '''(SBS)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''S'''ings) || K-Tel Records presents! || 1:42 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:newboots02.png|75px]] || [[New Boots]] || '''(BTS)''' (New '''B'''oo'''ts''') || The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five. || 2:35 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|Mile]] || '''(MIL)''' ('''Mil'''e) || The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail. || 2:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:crazy cartoon cheat trophies.PNG|75px]] || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || '''(CZY)''' ('''C'''ra'''zy''' Cartoon) || I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy. || 1:12 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:everybody to the limit.png|75px]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || '''(FHQ)''' ('''Fhq'''whgads) || The #1 Summer Jam. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:cheattheme.PNG|75px]] || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''') || The Cheat directs his own video. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Otherlilgirl.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || '''(OLG)''' ('''O'''ther '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl) || Homestar needs classes. || 1:25 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_otherlilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:BisCasFri3.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || '''(FRI)''' (Biz Cas '''Fri''') || Remember to back up your files. || 2:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:biz cas fri 2.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || '''(CAS)''' (Biz '''Cas''' Fri) || This one goes out to all my shareholdas. || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || '''(BIZ)''' ('''Biz''' Cas Fri) || Revenge of the Office Dullard. || 1:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:sbmeetslg.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || '''(SVG)''' ('''S'''trong Bad '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl!) || SB faces off against LG. || 1:08 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbvslilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:homegirlween.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || '''(HVG)''' ('''H'''omestar '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl 2) || Little girl be's cute. || 1:07 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:todaybor.PNG|75px]] || [[Labor Dabor]] || '''(LAB)''' ('''Lab'''or Dabor) || The Homestarmy regulates. || 2:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Mission Control.JPG|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:06 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Puppet vitaminscelebrities.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Puppet lazorbeams.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:puppet badjoke.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:14 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:PuppetTime.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Time]] || '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet Time) || Homestar "borrows" stuff from Strong Bad. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Everybody Knows It.jpg|75px]] || [[Everybody Knows It]] || '''(EKI)''' ('''E'''verybody '''K'''nows '''I'''t) || Puppet Homestar sings. || 1:02 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Decemberween Short Shorts.JPG|75px]] || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || '''(DSS)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Bite-size holiday chunks! || 6:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dweenshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Let Us Give Tanks.PNG|75px]] || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || '''(TNK)''' ('''T'''a'''nk'''s/'''T'''ha'''nk'''s) || Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts. || 5:00 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ccdo5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Costumes06.jpg|75px]] || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tumes) || You send em in and he rags you out. || 4:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes06.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|75px]] || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || '''(DAY)''' (Happy Hallow-'''Day''') || Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang. || 5:18 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_hallowday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:trogday.PNG|75px]] || [[Happy Trogday]] || '''(3RD)''' ('''3rd''' Anniversary of [[dragon]]) || A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused. || 1:49 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|75px]] || [[Fall Float Parade]] || '''(FAL)''' ('''Fal'''l Float Parade) || Coach Z and Marzy host a parade! || 3:28 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_floatparade.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:More_Fan_Costumes.PNG|75px]] || [[More Fan Costumes]] || '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es) || SB rags on his loyal fans again. || 3:05 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:ween05.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || '''(JIG)''' (Halloween Potion-ma-'''jig''') || Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs! || 6:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:happyfireworks.png|75px]] || [[Happy Fireworks]] || '''(BAM)''' (The sound fireworks make) || Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what? || 1:30 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fireworks.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:senorialsmall.PNG|75px]] || [[Senorial Day]] || '''(SNR)''' ('''S'''e'''n'''o'''r'''ial Day) || Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off! || 2:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senorialday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Payplus.PNG|75px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || '''(FUL)''' (Misspelling of "Fool") || The website finally comes to its senses. || 0:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_payplus.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:xmas2004.png|75px]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || '''(GBO)''' ('''G'''rab'''bo'''-Arm) || Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping. || 4:20 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:snowglobe.png|75px]] || [[Snowglobe]] || '''(DSH)''' (Rather '''D'''a'''sh'''ing) || Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix. || 1:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04_pq.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:halloween fairstival screen.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || '''(HIC)''' ('''Hic'''cups) || The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups. || 6:05 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:thataghost.png|75px]] || [[That A Ghost]] || '''(OLD)''' ('''Old'''-Timey) || Homestar looks for a ghost. || 4:00 || 1937 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_oldtimeyween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:dween scc.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || '''(DIJ)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''I'''n '''J'''uly) || Several stocking stuffers. || 0:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[Under Construction]] || '''(APR)''' ('''Apr'''il Fools) || Stinkoman saves April Fool. || 1:47 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:ween03.png|75px]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || '''(JOB)''' (3 Times Halloween Fun'''job''') || Marzipan contacts the dead. || 6:00 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:costumecommentary.png|75px]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costume Commentary) || SB rags on his loyal fans. || 2:28 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:malloween.png|75px]] || [[Malloween Commercial]] || '''(MAL)''' ('''Mal'''loween Commercial) || Marshie goes off the deep end. || 1:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:superbowldealie.png|75px]] || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || '''(SUP)''' ('''Sup'''erbowl Dealie) || Football makes a good excuse. || 0:39 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:xmas2002.png|75px]] || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || '''(PAG)''' (A Decemberween '''Pag'''eant) || The gang puts on a weird play. || 4:23 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|75px]] || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || '''(CRV)''' (Pumpkin '''C'''a'''rv'''e-nival) || Everybody carves pumpkins. || 5:32 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|75px]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || '''(XMS)''' ('''X'''-'''m'''a'''s''', abbreviation for Christmas) || Homestar gives gifts. || 4:43 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|75px]] || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || '''(TKY)''' (Some Stupid '''T'''ur'''k'''e'''y''') || Strong Bad gives thanks. || 0:39 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:halloween2001.png|75px]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || '''(SUK)''' (The House That Gave '''Su'''c'''k'''y Treats) || Trick/Treat. || 4:00 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:mothersdaymessage.png|75px]] || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || '''(MOM)''' (As in Mother's Day) || Strong Bad loses a bet. || 1:29 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mother.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:holidaygreeting.png|75px]] || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || '''(OHO)''' ('''O''' '''Ho'''ly Crap) || Strong Bad offends everybody. || 1:38 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:homestarloween.PNG|75px]] || [[Homestarloween Party]] || '''(HWN)''' ('''H'''omestarlo'''w'''ee'''n''' Party) || Costume Party!!. || 5:04 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[New Stuff]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|- {{hcount|Shorts}}
| [[Image:One Two.png|75px]]
| [[One Two, One Two]]
| '''(121)''' ('''1''', '''2''', '''1''', 2)
| The rhythm fit to getcha.
| 1:31
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_onetwo.swf|preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Homestar Frank Bennedetto more armies.png|75px]]
| [[More Armies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| The no-armed forces are calling you!
| 3:40
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail172.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:DNA Evidence.png|75px]]
| [[DNA Evidence]]
| '''(DNA)''' ('''[[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA''' evidence]])
| Strong Sad gets to the bottom of this mess.
| 5:35
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dna.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Coach Z suit sludge underlings.png|75px]]
| [[Underlings]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| SB displays tact & professionalism.
| 3:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail171.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:169lostdvd.PNG|75px]]
| [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
| '''(169)''' (Sbemail '''169''')
| A big deal for a little scene.
| 1:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_169lostdvd.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|75px]]
| [[Date Nite]]
| '''(D8N)''' ('''D8''' ([[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] for Date) '''N'''ite)
| Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?
| 4:17
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_datenite.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Sbemail170 rough copy.PNG|75px]]
| [[Rough Copy]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Malinko wants to draw Strong Bad comics
| 3:24
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail170.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:from work.png|75px]]
| [[From Work]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Sneakin' sbemails at the office!
| 3:24
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail169.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]]
| [[An Important Rap Song]]
| '''(2MK)''' ('''2''' '''M'''any '''K'''nives)
| Crack Stuntman drops science.
| 2:01
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_2manyknives.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Drivethru.png|75px]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
| '''(EUR)''' ('''Eur'''opa)
| Sever your leg please, sir.
| 2:19
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_drivethru.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Homestar eulogy your funeral.png|75px]]
| [[Your Funeral]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad tries to go out with a bang.
| 3:56
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail168.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|75px]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Marzi's Answering Machine 14]]
| '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| Folks call the broom lady.
| 4:06
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_answer14.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]]
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
| '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS)
| Let the King have some. The first of any!
| 2:54
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:The movies.png|75px]]
| [[The Movies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Here's what's wrong with everything.
| 3:50
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail167.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|75px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad #12]]
| '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| What time is it? It's Valentimes!
| 4:25
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs12.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:unnatural tea party.png|75px]]
| [[Unnatural]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Badia has an unnatural disaster.
| 4:10
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail166.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|75px]]
| [[Strong Badathlon]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad got much game.
| 3:39
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail165.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:sbe164.png|75px]]
| [[Looking Old]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad is out of touch.
| 4:18
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail164.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Features]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! style="width:33%" | [[Strong Bad Email]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|Preview]])!! style="width:33%" | [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf|Preview]]) !! style="width:33%" | [[Teen Girl Squad]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|Preview]])
|-
| valign="top" |
*See [[Strong Bad Email#Strong_Bad_Emails|The Strong Bad Email List]]
| valign="top" style="width:180px" |
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
*[[death_metal#Easter_Eggs|Issue 10½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
|}

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! [[Character Videos]] !! Intros !! Early Flash !! Books !! Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner]]
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad]]
*[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat]]
*[[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad]]
*[[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom]]
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan]]
*[[Coach Z#Character Video Transcript|Coach Z]]
*[[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs]]
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town]]
*[[The Poopsmith#Character Video Transcript|The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Intro]]
*[[Intro 2]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[King of Town Intro]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Old Intro 2]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Second Flash]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Original Book]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Lappynapped]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Not On The Site !! [[strongbad_email.exe]] !! [[Everything Else]]
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] ''(CD Easter egg)''
*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]] ''(From the Yahoo! [[Store]])''
| valign="top" |
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Making of Email 100]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
*[[Day at the Park]]
*[[Some Extras]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[Puppets on the Road]]
*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[KaraokeFun]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
*[[Exaggerations]]
*[[From the Vault]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
*[[An Open Forum]]
*[[Here's How We Made It]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
*[[Flashforward]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Toons By Length]]
*[[All Toons]] (Including Emails)
 
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Litnin200: /* Special Cartoons */

{{about|list of all toons}} {{for|toons menu itself|TV Time Toons Menu}}

[[Image:New Toons Menu.png|thumb|300px|The new stuff menu]]

The '''Toons''' are a central part of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Most cartoons that don't fall under the category of [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] are listed here. So have fun in your living room!

The toons list features the toon's name, a 3-letter abbreviation relating to the toon, a brief description, the toon's length and release year, and a brief animated preview that appears on the [[TeeBee]] when you hover over each title.
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== Menu Toons ==
{{hresetcount|Big Toons|Shorts|PbTC|Puppet Stuff|Holidays|New Stuff}} 
=== Big Toons ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:DNA Evidence.png|75px]]
| [[DNA Evidence]]
| '''(DNA)''' ('''[[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA''' evidence]])
| Strong Sad gets to the bottom of all this mess.
| 5:35
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dna.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|75px]]
| [[Date Nite]]
| '''(D8N)''' ('''D8''' ([[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] for Date) '''N'''ite)
| Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?
| 4:17
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_datenite.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|75px]]
| [[Strongest Man in the World]]
| '''(SMW)''' ('''S'''trongest '''M'''an in the '''W'''orld)
| A re-telling of the old classic.
| 4:25
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_10years.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|75px]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
| '''(WCM)''' ('''W'''e'''c'''lo'''m'''e)
| What I did on my summer vacation.
| 4:37
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_weclomeback.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]]
| [[A Folky Tale]]
| '''(DMP)''' (Saddy '''D'''u'''mp'''ington)
| Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.
| 4:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dumpingtontoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:cool tapes.PNG|75px]]
| [[Cool Things]]
| '''(KUL)''' (misspelling of "cool")
| Homestar writes on the wall. Bubs is closed.
| 4:00
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_coolthings.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|75px]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| '''(BUG)''' ('''Bug''' in Mouth Disease)
| Homestar swallowed a bug?
| 5:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_buginmouth.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:sfd.png|75px]]
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
| '''(DOZ)''' (Cheat Comman'''dos''')
| Blue Laser goes shopping.
| 4:56
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_commandos3.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:jailcartoon01.png|75px]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| '''(SBJ)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad is in '''J'''ail Cartoon)
| Strong Bad gets pinched.
| 6:00
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:parsnips.PNG|75px]]
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| '''(PAP)''' ('''P'''arsnips '''A'''-'''P'''lenty)
| The first Homestar talkie.
| 2:38
| 1936
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:WheresTheCheat.png|75px]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
| 6:18
| 2002
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:luau.PNG|75px]]
| [[The Luau]]
| '''(CFB)''' ('''C'''rap '''f'''or '''b'''rains)
| Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
| 5:36
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:cantsayjob.png|75px]]
| [[A Jorb Well Done]]
| '''(JOB)''' (The word Coach Z attempts to say)
| Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
| 4:00
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:reddestradish.png|75px]]
| [[The Reddest Radish]]
| '''(RED)''' (The '''Red'''dest Radish)
| More like the Biggest Radish.
| 2:23
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_radish.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:searchfortheyellodello.PNG|75px]]
| [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
| '''(QLO)''' (The '''Q'''uest for the Yel'''lo''' Del'''lo''')
| Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
| 3:32
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Big Toons}}[[Image:KoT People.PNG|75px]]
| [[The King of Town DVD]]
| '''(KOT)''' (The '''K'''ing '''o'''f '''T'''own)
| KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.
| 1:26
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== Shorts ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|- {{hcount|Shorts}}
| [[Image:One Two.png|75px]]
| [[One Two, One Two]]
| '''(121)''' ('''1''', '''2''', '''1''', 2)
| The rhythm fit to getcha.
| 1:31
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_onetwo.swf|preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:169lostdvd.PNG|75px]]
| [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
| '''(169)''' (Sbemail '''169''')
| A big deal for a little scene.
| 1:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_169lostdvd.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]]
| [[An Important Rap Song]]
| '''(2MK)''' ('''2''' '''M'''any '''K'''nives)
| Crack Stuntman drops science.
| 2:01
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_2manyknives.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Drivethru.png|75px]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
| '''(EUR)''' ('''Eur'''opa)
| Sever your leg please, sir.
| 2:19
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_drivethru.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS) || Let the King have some. The first of any! || 2:54 || 2007 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Build-a-deck.png|75px]] || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || '''(DEK)''' ('''De'''c'''k''') || Area Man To Build Deck || 3:07 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_deck.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Short_Shorts.png|75px]] || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || '''(SSS)''' ('''S'''ummer '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Short styles for short clothing || 2:52 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_shortshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|75px]] || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || '''(150)''' (Sbemail '''150'''?!?) || Is Strong Bad getting cold feet? || 1:45 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_149pernt5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:500Cheats.PNG|75px]] || [[500 The Cheats]] || '''(500)''' ('''500''' The Cheats) || Watch him shimmie and shake! || 0:32 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_500cheats.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || '''(GUY)''' (Strong Bad is a Bad '''Guy''') || Talkin' about tattoos. || 1:44 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_badguy.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:sickday.PNG|75px]] || [[Sick Day]] || '''(SIK)''' ('''Si'''c'''k''' Day) || There's somethin' goin' around. || 1:43 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sickday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|75px]] || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || '''(P2T)''' ('''P'''eer-'''2'''-'''T'''een) || Edutainment at its finest! || 4:15 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommandos4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:trogdorcon.PNG|75px]] || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || '''(CON)''' (Trogdor'''Con''' '97) || SB and the Cheat get a booth at the con. || 3:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogdorcon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:The Lil Brudder Show.png|75px]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || '''(LIL)''' (Li'l Brudder) || King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs! || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_lilbrudder.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:peasantsquestmovie.jpg|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || '''(QST)''' (Peasant's '''Q'''ue'''st''') || Real Life Adventure!! || 3:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_filmstyle.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || '''(PQT)''' ('''P'''easant's '''Q'''uest '''T'''railer) || Coming soon from Videlectrix. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:experimentalfilm.PNG|75px]] || [[Experimental Film]] || '''(FLM)''' (Experimental '''F'''i'''lm''') || Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video. || 3:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|75px]] || [[Senor Mortgage]] || '''(SCM)''' ('''S'''enor '''C'''ardgage '''M'''ortgage) || Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?! || 1:22 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || '''(CCO)''' ('''C'''heat '''C'''ommandos '''O''''s) || Ridiculous breakfast. || 2:13 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheatar.png|75px]] || [[The Cheatar]] || '''(TAR)''' (Chea'''tar''') || The Cheat opens up a can of peas. || 0:54 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:cheat commandos01.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || '''(CHT)''' ('''Ch'''ea'''t''' Commandos) || Buy all our playsets and toys. || 1:03 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|75px]] || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || '''(LOW)''' (Mr. Shmal'''low''') || He's no apothecary. || 1:03 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:balladofthesneak.PNG|75px]] || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || '''(SNK)''' (The '''Sn'''ea'''k''') || The #1 Summer Jam from 1936. || 2:05 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:thinginabag.png|75px]] || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || '''(BAG)''' (Lookin at a Thing in a '''Bag''') || 4 drinks for 4 cool guys. || 3:50 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:indabasement.PNG|75px]] || [[Arcade Game]] || '''(ARC)''' ('''Arc'''ade) || Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. || 1:44 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:20X6 versus 1936.png|75px]] || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || '''(2X6)''' ('''2'''0'''X6''') || Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. || 1:55 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:systemisdown.png|75px]] || [[The System is Down]] || '''(YHO)''' ('''Y'''a'''ho'''o) || Strong Bad broke the Internet. || 1:06 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|75px]] || [[Meet Marshie]] || '''(PUF)''' (Fluffy '''Puf'''f) || America's favorite marshmallow. || 0:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:theinterview.png|75px]] || [[The Interview]] || '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''erview) || Strong Bad interviews Homestar. || 2:47 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_interview.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:fluffypuff.png|75px]] || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || '''(FLF)''' ('''Fl'''u'''f'''fy Puff) || Homestar blows his lines. || 2:24 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:themesong.PNG|75px]]|| [[Theme Song Video]] || '''(HSR)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar '''R'''unner) || Home Star Run Go. || 1:00 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_video.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:kickthecan.png|75px]] || [[Kick the Can]] || '''(CAN)''' (Kick the '''Can''') || Early, silent Homestar cartoons. || 0:22 each || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Shorts}}[[Image:Strong Bad Sings Toon.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || '''(SBS)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''S'''ings) || K-Tel Records presents! || 1:42 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:newboots02.png|75px]] || [[New Boots]] || '''(BTS)''' (New '''B'''oo'''ts''') || The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five. || 2:35 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|Mile]] || '''(MIL)''' ('''Mil'''e) || The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail. || 2:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:crazy cartoon cheat trophies.PNG|75px]] || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || '''(CZY)''' ('''C'''ra'''zy''' Cartoon) || I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy. || 1:12 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:everybody to the limit.png|75px]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || '''(FHQ)''' ('''Fhq'''whgads) || The #1 Summer Jam. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|PbTC}}[[Image:cheattheme.PNG|75px]] || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''') || The Cheat directs his own video. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Otherlilgirl.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || '''(OLG)''' ('''O'''ther '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl) || Homestar needs classes. || 1:25 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_otherlilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:BisCasFri3.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || '''(FRI)''' (Biz Cas '''Fri''') || Remember to back up your files. || 2:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:biz cas fri 2.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || '''(CAS)''' (Biz '''Cas''' Fri) || This one goes out to all my shareholdas. || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || '''(BIZ)''' ('''Biz''' Cas Fri) || Revenge of the Office Dullard. || 1:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:sbmeetslg.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || '''(SVG)''' ('''S'''trong Bad '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl!) || SB faces off against LG. || 1:08 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbvslilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:homegirlween.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || '''(HVG)''' ('''H'''omestar '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl 2) || Little girl be's cute. || 1:07 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:todaybor.PNG|75px]] || [[Labor Dabor]] || '''(LAB)''' ('''Lab'''or Dabor) || The Homestarmy regulates. || 2:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Mission Control.JPG|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:06 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Puppet vitaminscelebrities.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Puppet lazorbeams.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:puppet badjoke.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:14 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:PuppetTime.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Time]] || '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet Time) || Homestar "borrows" stuff from Strong Bad. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Puppet Stuff}}[[Image:Everybody Knows It.jpg|75px]] || [[Everybody Knows It]] || '''(EKI)''' ('''E'''verybody '''K'''nows '''I'''t) || Puppet Homestar sings. || 1:02 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Decemberween Short Shorts.JPG|75px]] || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || '''(DSS)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Bite-size holiday chunks! || 6:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dweenshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Let Us Give Tanks.PNG|75px]] || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || '''(TNK)''' ('''T'''a'''nk'''s/'''T'''ha'''nk'''s) || Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts. || 5:00 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ccdo5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Costumes06.jpg|75px]] || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tumes) || You send em in and he rags you out. || 4:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes06.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|75px]] || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || '''(DAY)''' (Happy Hallow-'''Day''') || Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang. || 5:18 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_hallowday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:trogday.PNG|75px]] || [[Happy Trogday]] || '''(3RD)''' ('''3rd''' Anniversary of [[dragon]]) || A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused. || 1:49 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|75px]] || [[Fall Float Parade]] || '''(FAL)''' ('''Fal'''l Float Parade) || Coach Z and Marzy host a parade! || 3:28 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_floatparade.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:More_Fan_Costumes.PNG|75px]] || [[More Fan Costumes]] || '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es) || SB rags on his loyal fans again. || 3:05 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:ween05.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || '''(JIG)''' (Halloween Potion-ma-'''jig''') || Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs! || 6:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:happyfireworks.png|75px]] || [[Happy Fireworks]] || '''(BAM)''' (The sound fireworks make) || Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what? || 1:30 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fireworks.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:senorialsmall.PNG|75px]] || [[Senorial Day]] || '''(SNR)''' ('''S'''e'''n'''o'''r'''ial Day) || Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off! || 2:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senorialday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:Payplus.PNG|75px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || '''(FUL)''' (Misspelling of "Fool") || The website finally comes to its senses. || 0:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_payplus.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:xmas2004.png|75px]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || '''(GBO)''' ('''G'''rab'''bo'''-Arm) || Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping. || 4:20 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:snowglobe.png|75px]] || [[Snowglobe]] || '''(DSH)''' (Rather '''D'''a'''sh'''ing) || Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix. || 1:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04_pq.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:halloween fairstival screen.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || '''(HIC)''' ('''Hic'''cups) || The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups. || 6:05 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:thataghost.png|75px]] || [[That A Ghost]] || '''(OLD)''' ('''Old'''-Timey) || Homestar looks for a ghost. || 4:00 || 1937 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_oldtimeyween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:dween scc.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || '''(DIJ)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''I'''n '''J'''uly) || Several stocking stuffers. || 0:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[Under Construction]] || '''(APR)''' ('''Apr'''il Fools) || Stinkoman saves April Fool. || 1:47 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:ween03.png|75px]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || '''(JOB)''' (3 Times Halloween Fun'''job''') || Marzipan contacts the dead. || 6:00 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:costumecommentary.png|75px]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costume Commentary) || SB rags on his loyal fans. || 2:28 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:malloween.png|75px]] || [[Malloween Commercial]] || '''(MAL)''' ('''Mal'''loween Commercial) || Marshie goes off the deep end. || 1:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:superbowldealie.png|75px]] || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || '''(SUP)''' ('''Sup'''erbowl Dealie) || Football makes a good excuse. || 0:39 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:xmas2002.png|75px]] || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || '''(PAG)''' (A Decemberween '''Pag'''eant) || The gang puts on a weird play. || 4:23 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|75px]] || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || '''(CRV)''' (Pumpkin '''C'''a'''rv'''e-nival) || Everybody carves pumpkins. || 5:32 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|75px]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || '''(XMS)''' ('''X'''-'''m'''a'''s''', abbreviation for Christmas) || Homestar gives gifts. || 4:43 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|75px]] || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || '''(TKY)''' (Some Stupid '''T'''ur'''k'''e'''y''') || Strong Bad gives thanks. || 0:39 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:halloween2001.png|75px]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || '''(SUK)''' (The House That Gave '''Su'''c'''k'''y Treats) || Trick/Treat. || 4:00 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:mothersdaymessage.png|75px]] || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || '''(MOM)''' (As in Mother's Day) || Strong Bad loses a bet. || 1:29 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mother.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:holidaygreeting.png|75px]] || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || '''(OHO)''' ('''O''' '''Ho'''ly Crap) || Strong Bad offends everybody. || 1:38 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf|Preview]]
|-
|{{hcount|Holidays}}[[Image:homestarloween.PNG|75px]] || [[Homestarloween Party]] || '''(HWN)''' ('''H'''omestarlo'''w'''ee'''n''' Party) || Costume Party!!. || 5:04 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[New Stuff]] ===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! style="width:75px" | Preview
|- {{hcount|Shorts}}
| [[Image:One Two.png|75px]]
| [[One Two, One Two]]
| '''(121)''' ('''1''', '''2''', '''1''', 2)
| The rhythm fit to getcha.
| 1:31
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_onetwo.swf|preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Homestar Frank Bennedetto more armies.png|75px]]
| [[More Armies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| The no-armed forces are calling you!
| 3:40
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail172.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:DNA Evidence.png|75px]]
| [[DNA Evidence]]
| '''(DNA)''' ('''[[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA''' evidence]])
| Strong Sad gets to the bottom of this mess.
| 5:35
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dna.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Coach Z suit sludge underlings.png|75px]]
| [[Underlings]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| SB displays tact & professionalism.
| 3:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail171.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:169lostdvd.PNG|75px]]
| [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
| '''(169)''' (Sbemail '''169''')
| A big deal for a little scene.
| 1:15
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_169lostdvd.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|75px]]
| [[Date Nite]]
| '''(D8N)''' ('''D8''' ([[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] for Date) '''N'''ite)
| Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?
| 4:17
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_datenite.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Sbemail170 rough copy.PNG|75px]]
| [[Rough Copy]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Malinko wants to draw Strong Bad comics
| 3:24
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail170.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:from work.png|75px]]
| [[From Work]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Sneakin' sbemails at the office!
| 3:24
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail169.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]]
| [[An Important Rap Song]]
| '''(2MK)''' ('''2''' '''M'''any '''K'''nives)
| Crack Stuntman drops science.
| 2:01
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_2manyknives.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Drivethru.png|75px]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
| '''(EUR)''' ('''Eur'''opa)
| Sever your leg please, sir.
| 2:19
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_drivethru.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Homestar eulogy your funeral.png|75px]]
| [[Your Funeral]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad tries to go out with a bang.
| 3:56
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail168.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|75px]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Marzi's Answering Machine 14]]
| '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| Folks call the broom lady.
| 4:06
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_answer14.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]]
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
| '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS)
| Let the King have some. The first of any!
| 2:54
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:The movies.png|75px]]
| [[The Movies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Here's what's wrong with everything.
| 3:50
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail167.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|75px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad #12]]
| '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| What time is it? It's Valentimes!
| 4:25
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs12.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:unnatural tea party.png|75px]]
| [[Unnatural]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Badia has an unnatural disaster.
| 4:10
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail166.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|75px]]
| [[Strong Badathlon]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad got much game.
| 3:39
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail165.swf|Preview]]
|-
| {{hcount|New Stuff}}[[Image:sbe164.png|75px]]
| [[Looking Old]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad is out of touch.
| 4:18
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail164.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Features]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! style="width:33%" | [[Strong Bad Email]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|Preview]])!! style="width:33%" | [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf|Preview]]) !! style="width:33%" | [[Teen Girl Squad]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|Preview]])
|-
| valign="top" |
*See [[Strong Bad Email#Strong_Bad_Emails|The Strong Bad Email List]]
| valign="top" style="width:180px" |
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
*[[death_metal#Easter_Eggs|Issue 10½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
|}

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! [[Character Videos]] !! Intros !! Early Flash !! Books !! Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner]]
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad]]
*[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat]]
*[[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad]]
*[[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom]]
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan]]
*[[Coach Z#Character Video Transcript|Coach Z]]
*[[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs]]
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town]]
*[[The Poopsmith#Character Video Transcript|The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Intro]]
*[[Intro 2]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[King of Town Intro]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Old Intro 2]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Second Flash]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Original Book]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Not On The Site !! [[strongbad_email.exe]] !! [[Everything Else]]
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] ''(CD Easter egg)''
*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]] ''(From the Yahoo! [[Store]])''
| valign="top" |
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Making of Email 100]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
*[[Day at the Park]]
*[[Some Extras]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[Puppets on the Road]]
*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[KaraokeFun]]
*[[Lappynapped!]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
*[[Exaggerations]]
*[[From the Vault]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
*[[An Open Forum]]
*[[Here's How We Made It]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
*[[Flashforward]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Toons By Length]]
*[[All Toons]] (Including Emails)
 
{{recenttoons}}

[[Category: Toons| Toons]][[Category: Lists]]

One Two, One Two

Litnin200 — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:25:43 GMT

Litnin200:

{{toonnav|Shorts|onetwo|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:One Two.png|thumb|"One, two, one, two...."]]

A music video composed of sounds made by all the characters.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Outer Space]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 28, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 1:31

'''Page Title:''' Lookout World!

==Transcript==
''{Open to Homestar walking in The Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... ''{continues in background}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GAH!

''{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit. As he does, noises are generated.}''

''{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GAH!

''{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs using a [[Wikipedia:meat grinder|meat grinder]] to grind various things into sausages}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Ah! A-rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...

''{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue.}''

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith. He continues to make noises with the whatsit. Cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I go! ''{pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''

''{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One, two...

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Atta boy!

''{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}''

''{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' A-rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink...

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the shower, using a showerbrush as a microphone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself! The city is at night and I'm ''dancin''!

''{Cut to a 3-way screen split of Pom Pom, Strong Mad and The Cheat, and Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' ''Dancin''!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Homsar solo!

''{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a starry background.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{vaguely similarly to the song Strong Bad was singing}''
AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! ''{his hat floats around the screen}'' UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!

''{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{guitar riff}''

''{Sound effects continue; cut to a 4-way screen split of Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan and Homestar. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look out world! I'm an independent girl!

''{On each of the next 5 beats, we cut to The Poopsmith, Strong Sad and Coach Z, The King of Town, Strong Mad and The Cheat, and then Pom Pom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rollin' around like a motorcade!

''{Cut to a 4-way vertical screen split of Homsar, The King of Town, Marzipan and Homestar. Then cut to Bubs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look out world!

''{Cut to a 4-way screen split of Strong Mad and The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Sad and Coach Z, and Pom Pom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm an independent girl! ''{sound effects stop; zoom in on Strong Bad's square}'' ''{out of key}'' You can meet me down at the arcade! ''{no longer singing}'' Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. ''{taps the brush he is holding, making a sound like tapping a microphone}'' Is this thing broken?

''{fade out}''

''{The word "END." appears with "MIX YOUR OWN STYLE" written under it. Click on "MIX YOUR OWN STYLE" to go to the [[MixMastah 800]].}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Motorcade|motorcade]] is a procession of cars leading a VIP, usually a political figure, down a main road.

===Trivia===
*When this toon was first released, the MixMastah would automatically appear, rather than having to click.
*The items Bubs grinds into sausages include a [[steak]], a tennis ball, and a [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]] carton. Even though these items are differently colored, they all come out the same color.

===Remarks===
*Homestar doesn't say "one, two" in time with his walking in some parts.
*The [[Showering|shower]] Strong Bad is in looks exactly like the one on [[Main Page 14]].
*Until around 19:00, 29 May 2007 (UTC), the toon was only linked on the main page, not in the toons menu.


===Goofs===
*Strong Sad pats his belly 20 times, but the scoreboard displays a score of 18 at the end.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but clicking it would cause all the sounds from the MixMastah to continue playing with the replayed toon. This was fixed with the removal of the "Again?" button.
*Before, at one part when The King of Town is eating his marshmallows one would appear to go under and outside his mustache when he eats it.
*In the MixMastah, Pom Pom's sound effect loop also included The Poopsmith's loop. This was fixed at the same time as the MixMastah was separated from the main toon.
*At one point, during a cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z, the score on the scoreboard changed from 12 to 2 for a single frame before changing to 13. Also, when it was 13, it just barely stuck out of the box. This has been corrected.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Sketchbook060727.png|thumb|Keep on Trucking!]]
*Homestar Runner's animation is based on a [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-07-27|Weekly Sketchbook]] image, and was previously shown at the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech talk]]. A [[graffiti]] image of Coach Z seen behind Strong Sad was also from a [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-24|Sketchbook]] image.
*The starry background in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in [[ghosts]].
*This is another example of the word [[style]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Homestar walks references the iconic [http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/truckin.html "Truckin'"] images by [[Wikipedia:Robert Crumb|R. Crumb]].
* The 'Fightin' Coach Z's' logo resembles [[Wikipedia:Notre Dame Fighting Irish football|Notre Dame]]'s 'Fighting Irish' logo.
*Pom Pom's money throwing is a reference to the "Makin' It Rain" technique employed by rappers.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:onetwo.html|watch "One Two, One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwo.swf|view the Flash file for "One Two, One Two"]]
* [[HR:onetwomixer.html|view the "MixMastah 800"]]
* [[HR:onetwomixer.swf|view the Flash file for the "MixMastah 800"]]
* [[Forum:11543|forum thread re: "One Two, One Two"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|onetwo}}
[[Category:Shorts]] [[Category:Songs]]

One Two, One Two

Litnin200 — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:24:21 GMT

Litnin200:

more armies

Litnin200 — Tue, 22 May 2007 20:48:23 GMT

Litnin200: /* Inside References */ Added reference to the "five bucks" deal with the Homestarmy

{{sbenav|172}}
[[Image:Homestar Frank Bennedetto more armies.png|thumb|"The Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!"]]

Strong Bad gives us a tour of his Vaguely Military Career Fair.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}/[[Tito]], {{film|Strong Mad|}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Firebert}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, May 21, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:40

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: Strong Badia's Army</div>
Mr Strong Bad 
I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. 
Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information 
that could assist. 
Yours, 
Paul, Perth 
Western Australia
</blockquote>
''{He says "Mr" as "Mere" and says "Hey, I am no mere Strong Bad, okay?!" after reading "Mr Strong Bad". He also reads "Paul, Perth" as one name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Look Perthy Paul, I've been over this already: Strong Badia doesn't have/need''{pronounces have-slash-need}'' an army. When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES! In fact, if your sons are so bonzer to enlist, they can ''{doesn't type}'' just ''{typing}'' swing by their booth at our Vaguely Military Career Fair, which just happens to be starting right now!

''{Cut to a wide shot of The Cheat next to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's not for three weeks. Okay.

''{Cut to a black screen reading "2 weeks later...". Cut to Strong Bad in his basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing...

''{Cut to The Cheat on the couch, with a cane, a bowtie, and a top hat reading "Tito". He turns left and right and waves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Tito the Tophaticent! And his beautiful assistant,

''{Cut to a wide shot of the basement, revealing Strong Mad standing behind the couch with two basketballs in his singlet. He waves. Silhouettes of Strong Bad and Strong Sad are visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad with two basketballs shoved down his singlet!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yaaaay!! ''{claps}''

''{Cut to a black screen reading "1 week later...". Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a booth in the gymnasium, wearing an eyepatch and a taped-on mustache. On the booth is a muffler, a stack of brochures, and a pipe. Coach Z walks by.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Excuse me, Ganglo-Saxon. You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer ''{raises his glove, revealing a robotic claw taped to it}'' for a change, then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!

''{Strong Bad puts the brochure on the table. It has the On Point Kings logo on top of a camouflage-style background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a Roman trifold ''{opens brochure}'' printed on 65-pound cardstock.

''{The camera zooms in on the various features of the brochure.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 14-point Helvetica, laid out using Quark Xpress! A ''pirated version'' of Quark Xpress!

''{Flips open to another side of the brochure, which shows photos of the On Point Kings in action.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op.

''{Cut to footage of Strong Badia, where a hopscotch grid has been drawn on the dirt. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are there, all wearing fake mustaches. "CLASSIFIED" has been stamped on the screen. The Cheat starts hopping along the squares.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat! Go for sixies! ''Sixies!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the booth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How do you ever expect to get an ''{shows off his features as he says them}'' eye patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this— clank, clank— unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries? Oh, crap, I did it again! ''{camera moves away}'' Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! ''{screen pans right and fades out}'' We do bad stuff!

''{Cut to The King of Town at his booth. He is asleep and snoring while he is fed Giblet Gravy through a mask and tube. There is a TV on his table, as well as a sign reading, "Out to lunch Watch video" and an arrow pointing to the TV. Two posters are on the wall. Cut to the video, which shows a silhouetted The Poopsmith slowly climbing up the King's castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The drive... the power... the skills... the motivation... the power again...

''{The Poopsmith has reached the top of the castle. He grabs his shovel.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The fortitude...

''{The Poopsmith holds the shovel by his side.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The strive...

''{The Poopsmith holds the shovel up to the dark, cloudy sky as lightning flashes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The ideals...

''{Lightning strikes the shovel, which gives The Poopsmith dark gloves, a gas mask, a club, and a shield.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The list of attributes...

''{Zoom out on The Poopsmith, revealing a black and white poster with five Poopsmiths with the same gear. A King of Town logo is in the center and the words "The Municipality" are at the top.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Municipality. ''{words appear as the King says them}'' Honor. Valor. Buttor.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's booth. Homestar is wearing an orange bowl on his head and is wielding an orange spoon. The table has the popcorn machine, Frank Bennedetto, behind a sign reading "Not free popcorn, memorial statue". There are two posters on the wall, one depicting Homestar wearing the same outfit, with the caption "Do You Has?", and another depicting the orange bowl and spoon, with the caption "Boond You Like?"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! ''{points at viewer}'' You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for ''you'' ''{points}'' in the no-armed forces!

''{Cut to closeup of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. ''{chuckles}'' The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. ''{zoom in}'' Say, you like pamphlets? ''{holds up a book of "Game Program Instructions" by Videlectrix}'' Here's a pamphlet! ''{tears book in half}'' Here's two pamphlets!

''{Cut to the original wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a ''{holds up spoon}'' wooden spoon and an ''{bowl flies off his head}'' orange plastic bowl? ''{lowers eyelids}'' That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? ''{angry}'' We don't recruit your kind! ''{waves spoon}'' Get out of here!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's fair, right Dinkum? You send your coolest son off to join the On Point Kings. He'll have to be jumped in. You send your fat son off to join The Municipality. He'll have to be ''{short pause}'' pooped in. And then you send your step-headed red-child off to certain doom in the Homestarmy. He's gonna wanna be jumped out. Well, I gotta go find the bicycle pump. Tito the Tophaticent's beautiful assistant's looking a little...lopsided.

''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down with an odd, sick-sounding noise; it is crumpled and torn. Strong Bad peeks in from the right side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. That's a bad sign.

''{Strong Bad leaves again.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Shady missionaries.png|thumb|Fairly Religious Overtones!]]
*Click on "Shady Missionaries" to see a [[Taranchula]] album of the same name.
* When Homestar says "The last time I fired up one of my old [[Sega tapes]] it made me a waffle", click anywhere on the screen to bring up a picture of a [[wikipedia:waffle iron|waffle iron]] with a [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Genesis]]-like controller and cartridge attached to it.
*At the end, click on "Tito the Tophaticent's" to see a video clip:
:''{The Cheat, in his Firebert outfit, is standing in front of a sign that bears the Cheat Commandos logo and reads "Meet TV's Firebert!" After a long pause with cricket sounds, he takes out a fine tip permanent marker and replaces "Firebert" with "Trogdor." A large crowd of people gathers around.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:Mercenary|Mercenaries]] are hired soldiers not currently a member of any national armed forces organization, while [[Wikipedia:Missionaries|missionaries]] preach religious teachings.
*Strong Bad uses stereotypical examples of [[wikipedia:Australian English|Australian English]] in his reply, "bonzer" (meaning excellent) and "fair dinkum" (meaning true or genuine).
*[[wikipedia:Black ops|Black ops]] are covert operations which involve activities of a legally or ethically questionable nature.
*Giblet gravy is [[Wikipedia:gravy|gravy]] with the [[Wikipedia:giblets|giblets]], or internal organs, of turkey or chicken. It is usually served with the type of poultry from which the giblets came.
*To be "jumped in" is when a gang jumps on a member and tries to injure him in order to prove his loyalty before he joins.
*"Step-headed red-child" is a play on [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild "redheaded stepchild"], an expression used to refer to a social outcast.

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#dark seed|dark seed]]".
*This email contains another instance of [[Strong Mad smiling]].

===Inside References===
*This email heavily references [[army]]. These include:
**Strong Bad's claim that he already said Strong Badia has/needs no army.
**The memorial to [[Frank Bennedetto]], the only casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]].
**The Cheat does not receive any visitors before he changes "[[Firebert]]", which Strong Bad said (in the email army) was not a good [[Cheat Commandos|commando]] name, to "[[Trogdor]]".
**A poster at Homestar's booth is captioned with "Do you has?" In [[army]], Homestar asks Strong Bad, "Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?" This poster is also available as a [[Downloads|downloadable]] [[wallpaper]].
**In Homestar's speech in the email [[army]] to his troops, Homestar mentions giving five bucks to the Homestarmy. Here, he states, "You look like you come from a long line of five-bucks havers."
*The Cheat's [[Tito]] costume is from [[part-time job]].
*The music during the Tito scene is from [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*[[The Municipality]] was previously mentioned in [[disconnected]].
*The Paper's poor condition is likely a reference to [[montage]], where it's stated that "The Paper stuck around until email #173, at which time Strong Bad upgraded to an inkjet printer" (this email is #172).
**The sound it makes is an extended verion of the one from [[Sick Day]].
* The [[On Point Kings]] were first referenced in [[origins]].
*[[The smashed muffler]] and a pipe are sitting on Strong Bad's recruiting stand.
* In his "[[Homestarmy]]" monologue, Homestar mentions [[Sega tapes]].
*The time displayed on the scoreboard is [[Pi|3:14]].
*Homestar's line about pursuing a career in the "no-armed forces" references Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].
*Strong Bad's costume, from when he is running the On Point Kings booth, features a [[mustache]].

===Real-World References===
*The Municipality video closely resembles a commercial for the [[wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|US Marines.]]
**Similarly, the Poopsmith's shield has "Pooper Fi" written on it, a parody of "[[wikipedia:Semper fidelis|Semper Fi]]" a motto of the US Marines.
*[[wikipedia:Joe Piscopo|Joe Piscopo]] is an American comedian known for his work in ''[[wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''.
*The On Point Kings brochure is actually set in Coolvetica, an edited version of [[wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]];
*Much of the brochure appears to be set in [[wikipedia:House Industries|House Industries']] [http://www.houseind.com/index.php?page=showfont&id=140 Chalet Book].
*[[wikipedia:QuarkXPress|QuarkXPress]] is a page layout application for Mac and Windows.
**The brochure for the On Point Kings states that the version of QuarkXPress is registered to "B4KDØR H4XXØR" on the third inside page. This is a reference to [[wikipedia:Hacker|computer hackers]] who use "[[wikipedia:Backdoor|backdoors]]" to crack software copy-protection.
*The pamphlet for the Homestarmy features the cover art for the [[Atari 2600]] version of ''[[wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]]''.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|172|{{{2|11481}}}}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Pie

Litnin200 — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:13:48 GMT

Litnin200:

{{about|food}} {{for|number|Pi}}
[[Image:Pot pie.PNG|thumb|right|200px|A Rogan Josh pot pie]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Pie|Pie]]''' appears quite often and is sometimes placed in odd contexts in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

== Appearances ==
*[[Sing Along]] — [[Strong Bad]] sings about two pies.
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you answer five or six questions correctly, Strong Bad sings, "You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie..."
*[[Quote of the Week]] — In one Quote of the Week exclusive, Strong Bad says he's going to throw a bunch of pies at [[The Cheat]].
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]] — On the first cover of TV Time Magazine, Homestar and Company "eat pie and get doppy."
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] plans to make parsnip pie.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[The King of Town]] wound up making his pumpkin into a pie and eating most of it.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] and the gang visit [[The Old Pietimer Place]], while Old-Timey Strong Bad exhumes the grave of [[Eustice Pietimer]].
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Homestar and friends use an old pie tin to transform [[The Stick]] into a pretend radar outpost for their action figures.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad's stunt double ([[Strong Sad]]) falls into a pool labeled "[[Pie Factory]]."
*Email [[monument]] — The items to be used for a monument include the pool labeled "Pie Factory" from Dangeresque 2.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] — In an effort to get [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] to say something intelligent, Strong Bad says, "I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?" In an Easter egg, "Butt's Twelve By Pies" is a play directed by [[Homsar]].
*Email [[car]] — A dazed Homestar mumbles about pie and pie people.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad helps people "over the hump" on Wednesdays, by encouraging them: "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of [[piemonade]]."
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Homestar tries to get back at Strong Bad by unsuccessfully tricking him into eating some of Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie.
*Email [[long pants]] — An Easter egg shows a business card for [[Kertified Klown Kare]], who deal with pie injuries.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad says, "The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned."
*Email [[boring (really)]] — "Pie" is used in Strong Bad's list of 3-letter words.
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad says even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie.
*Email [[highschool]] — In high school, the gang explored an abandoned pie factory belonging to [[Marzipan]]'s long-lost uncle.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that "pie" is a good ending for an email address.
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Strong Sad]] is eating a Rogan Josh pot pie.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad comments on how his drawings of "family bike-riders" looks more like a pie-sitting contest.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Strong Bad (as "[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Strong Bad|Lorenz Magazine Man]]") tells Marzipan to bake all her money into a no-bake apple pie and leave it on her windowsill.
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar Runner wants to read "pie pie comics".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z's play list includes the play "cake und pie".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad says he was stomping his feet in Pecan Pie all morning.

[[Category:Inside Jokes]][[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Talk:Secret Collect.

Litnin200 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:11:10 GMT

Litnin200: /* The Game Seems...Different */ Fixed some things

== More levels? ==
Are there any actual level designs AFTER the YA! level? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 22:12, 16 Sep 2004 (MST)

Not as far as I know. I was having so much fun playing the game that I didn't realize the tenth level was repeating itself until after I had already beaten it six times. I did notice that on that particular level, clicking certain places on the screen will sometimes bring you back to the first level (about 19/20 times).Let me know if you find another "secret," or hidden power-up or whatever. -Justin Hack 10/09/04

I did NOT go to level 110 just to see if there are more levels. But if I did, then there would be no new levels after 10 at all. Good thing I didn't, eh? - random ip

I just looked with the decompiler. There are 10 levels, no more no less. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Well, there's now 15 levels. Does anyone know when it changed? The version I checked above to say "There are 10 levels" was downloaded from H*R on 8 April 2005, so it's after that... [[H*R.com updates 2005]] doesn't mention it. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:45, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::The H*R server claims it was Last Modified at Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:06:20 GMT, I'll stick with that unless anyone can give a date that's more reliable. {{User:phlip/sig}} 16:36, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:::Any Possible way to view the other 14 levels without a decompiler? I want to play the whole game! --[[User:Foxtrotblues|Foxtrotblues]] 21:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto with that! --[[User:Haggisfarm|Haggisfarm]] 21:50, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::It now appears that we can. See below. --[[User:Litnin200|Litnin200]] 11:07, 9 April 2007

== Secretive thing ==

Well i found out that if you go up and towards the yellow block in the quickest way, while its flashing 'SECRET COLLECT!' if you click somewhere the yellow box vanishes. It is still in that spot, though. Weird! Oh, and you can collect it by moving to where it "was".
-Unistar Lass

:I apologize, but I don't know the heck what you're talking about. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 00:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== The Game Seems...Different ==

Is it just my computer, or has this game been modified recently? You now start on Level 1 (again), the game goes up to Level 16, & the score is now pixelated. Is this a new version of the game? I think it is. What do you guys think? --[[User:Litnin200|Litnin200]] 11:04, 9 April 2007

Talk:Secret Collect.

Litnin200 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:09:02 GMT

Litnin200: /* The Game Seems...Different */ Added my username, time, & date of post (time may not be accurate)

== More levels? ==
Are there any actual level designs AFTER the YA! level? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 22:12, 16 Sep 2004 (MST)

Not as far as I know. I was having so much fun playing the game that I didn't realize the tenth level was repeating itself until after I had already beaten it six times. I did notice that on that particular level, clicking certain places on the screen will sometimes bring you back to the first level (about 19/20 times).Let me know if you find another "secret," or hidden power-up or whatever. -Justin Hack 10/09/04

I did NOT go to level 110 just to see if there are more levels. But if I did, then there would be no new levels after 10 at all. Good thing I didn't, eh? - random ip

I just looked with the decompiler. There are 10 levels, no more no less. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Well, there's now 15 levels. Does anyone know when it changed? The version I checked above to say "There are 10 levels" was downloaded from H*R on 8 April 2005, so it's after that... [[H*R.com updates 2005]] doesn't mention it. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:45, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::The H*R server claims it was Last Modified at Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:06:20 GMT, I'll stick with that unless anyone can give a date that's more reliable. {{User:phlip/sig}} 16:36, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:::Any Possible way to view the other 14 levels without a decompiler? I want to play the whole game! --[[User:Foxtrotblues|Foxtrotblues]] 21:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto with that! --[[User:Haggisfarm|Haggisfarm]] 21:50, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::It now appears that we can. See below. --[[User:Litnin200|Litnin200]] 11:07, 9 April 2007

== Secretive thing ==

Well i found out that if you go up and towards the yellow block in the quickest way, while its flashing 'SECRET COLLECT!' if you click somewhere the yellow box vanishes. It is still in that spot, though. Weird! Oh, and you can collect it by moving to where it "was".
-Unistar Lass

:I apologize, but I don't know the heck what you're talking about. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 00:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== The Game Seems...Different ==

Is it just my computer, or has this game been modified recently? You now start on Level 1 (again), the game goes up to Level 16, the score is now pixellated, & the shortcuts that can be found on various levels (such as Level 9) are gone. Is this a new version of the game? I think it is. What do you guys think? --[[User:Litnin200|Litnin200]] 11:04, 9 April 2007

Talk:Secret Collect.

Litnin200 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:08:10 GMT

Litnin200: /* More levels? */

== More levels? ==
Are there any actual level designs AFTER the YA! level? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 22:12, 16 Sep 2004 (MST)

Not as far as I know. I was having so much fun playing the game that I didn't realize the tenth level was repeating itself until after I had already beaten it six times. I did notice that on that particular level, clicking certain places on the screen will sometimes bring you back to the first level (about 19/20 times).Let me know if you find another "secret," or hidden power-up or whatever. -Justin Hack 10/09/04

I did NOT go to level 110 just to see if there are more levels. But if I did, then there would be no new levels after 10 at all. Good thing I didn't, eh? - random ip

I just looked with the decompiler. There are 10 levels, no more no less. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Well, there's now 15 levels. Does anyone know when it changed? The version I checked above to say "There are 10 levels" was downloaded from H*R on 8 April 2005, so it's after that... [[H*R.com updates 2005]] doesn't mention it. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:45, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::The H*R server claims it was Last Modified at Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:06:20 GMT, I'll stick with that unless anyone can give a date that's more reliable. {{User:phlip/sig}} 16:36, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:::Any Possible way to view the other 14 levels without a decompiler? I want to play the whole game! --[[User:Foxtrotblues|Foxtrotblues]] 21:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto with that! --[[User:Haggisfarm|Haggisfarm]] 21:50, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::It now appears that we can. See below. --[[User:Litnin200|Litnin200]] 11:07, 9 April 2007

== Secretive thing ==

Well i found out that if you go up and towards the yellow block in the quickest way, while its flashing 'SECRET COLLECT!' if you click somewhere the yellow box vanishes. It is still in that spot, though. Weird! Oh, and you can collect it by moving to where it "was".
-Unistar Lass

:I apologize, but I don't know the heck what you're talking about. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 00:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== The Game Seems...Different ==

Is it just my computer, or has this game been modified recently? You now start on Level 1 (again), the game goes up to Level 16, the score is now pixellated, & the shortcuts that can be found on various levels (such as Level 9) are gone. Is this a new version of the game? I think it is. What do you guys think?

Talk:Secret Collect.

Litnin200 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:06:32 GMT

Litnin200: /* The Game Seems...Different */ Fixed a typo

== More levels? ==
Are there any actual level designs AFTER the YA! level? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 22:12, 16 Sep 2004 (MST)

Not as far as I know. I was having so much fun playing the game that I didn't realize the tenth level was repeating itself until after I had already beaten it six times. I did notice that on that particular level, clicking certain places on the screen will sometimes bring you back to the first level (about 19/20 times).Let me know if you find another "secret," or hidden power-up or whatever. -Justin Hack 10/09/04

I did NOT go to level 110 just to see if there are more levels. But if I did, then there would be no new levels after 10 at all. Good thing I didn't, eh? - random ip

I just looked with the decompiler. There are 10 levels, no more no less. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Well, there's now 15 levels. Does anyone know when it changed? The version I checked above to say "There are 10 levels" was downloaded from H*R on 8 April 2005, so it's after that... [[H*R.com updates 2005]] doesn't mention it. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:45, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::The H*R server claims it was Last Modified at Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:06:20 GMT, I'll stick with that unless anyone can give a date that's more reliable. {{User:phlip/sig}} 16:36, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:::Any Possible way to view the other 14 levels without a decompiler? I want to play the whole game! --[[User:Foxtrotblues|Foxtrotblues]] 21:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto with that! --[[User:Haggisfarm|Haggisfarm]] 21:50, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

== Secretive thing ==

Well i found out that if you go up and towards the yellow block in the quickest way, while its flashing 'SECRET COLLECT!' if you click somewhere the yellow box vanishes. It is still in that spot, though. Weird! Oh, and you can collect it by moving to where it "was".
-Unistar Lass

:I apologize, but I don't know the heck what you're talking about. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 00:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== The Game Seems...Different ==

Is it just my computer, or has this game been modified recently? You now start on Level 1 (again), the game goes up to Level 16, the score is now pixellated, & the shortcuts that can be found on various levels (such as Level 9) are gone. Is this a new version of the game? I think it is. What do you guys think?

Talk:Secret Collect.

Litnin200 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:06:03 GMT

Litnin200: /**/The Game Seems...Different

== More levels? ==
Are there any actual level designs AFTER the YA! level? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 22:12, 16 Sep 2004 (MST)

Not as far as I know. I was having so much fun playing the game that I didn't realize the tenth level was repeating itself until after I had already beaten it six times. I did notice that on that particular level, clicking certain places on the screen will sometimes bring you back to the first level (about 19/20 times).Let me know if you find another "secret," or hidden power-up or whatever. -Justin Hack 10/09/04

I did NOT go to level 110 just to see if there are more levels. But if I did, then there would be no new levels after 10 at all. Good thing I didn't, eh? - random ip

I just looked with the decompiler. There are 10 levels, no more no less. {{User:phlip/sig}} 13:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:Well, there's now 15 levels. Does anyone know when it changed? The version I checked above to say "There are 10 levels" was downloaded from H*R on 8 April 2005, so it's after that... [[H*R.com updates 2005]] doesn't mention it. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:45, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::The H*R server claims it was Last Modified at Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:06:20 GMT, I'll stick with that unless anyone can give a date that's more reliable. {{User:phlip/sig}} 16:36, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:::Any Possible way to view the other 14 levels without a decompiler? I want to play the whole game! --[[User:Foxtrotblues|Foxtrotblues]] 21:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto with that! --[[User:Haggisfarm|Haggisfarm]] 21:50, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

== Secretive thing ==

Well i found out that if you go up and towards the yellow block in the quickest way, while its flashing 'SECRET COLLECT!' if you click somewhere the yellow box vanishes. It is still in that spot, though. Weird! Oh, and you can collect it by moving to where it "was".
-Unistar Lass

:I apologize, but I don't know the heck what you're talking about. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 00:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== The Game Seems...Different ==

Is it just my computer, or has this game been modified recently? You now start on Level 1 (again), the game goes up to Level 16, the score is now pixellated, & the shortcuts that can be found on various level (such as Level 9) are gone. Is this a new version of the game? I think it is. What do you guys think?

replacement

Litnin200 — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:43:29 GMT

Litnin200: /* Fast Forward */

{{sbenav|105|theme park|dangeresque 3}}
[[Image:replacement.png|thumb|"Please don't dig up the grave."]]

Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires from answering emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Stages|The Stage]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 8, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class= "compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Have you ever thought who will take 
your place when you retire? 
 
Your friend, 
Jeffrey Desterhoft</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever. I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before. Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?

''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.

''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like...gold nuggets on it, and...a hundred cup holders...some of them velvety cushions...you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar standing in the Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it. ''{holds up a cue card with the word "Gargleman" written on it}'' Gargleman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up a cue card that reads "Dumweiner"}'' Dumweiner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhh, Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Butkus"}'' Butkus.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Crambert"}'' Crambert.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Desterhoft"}'' Desterhoft.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think about it; ''{without hesitation}'' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Perfect score!

''{Cut to the computer room with Strong Bad and Coach Z in front of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "deleted."

''{He presses a button on the keyboard and the Compy displays DELETED on a blue background, making the standard DELETED sound.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!</blockquote>

'''COACH Z:''' DELORTED!

''{Compy flashes DELORTED on a yellow background and makes a distorted version of the DELETED sound. Strong Bad looks surprised.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#8B8B00; text-align:center">DELORTED!</blockquote>

''{Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the teeth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!

'''BUBS:''' ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' Kick ''you'' in the grill!

''{Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!

''{Cut to Marzipan's house with Strong Bad and Marzipan holding [[Carol]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard. Play another one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down, they take you to...

''{Strong Bad groans. Cut to the basement, with Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and the same cardboard box with Strong Sad on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go make him some hummus!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hummus?! No, try something else.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's [[Soolnds|soolnds]]}'' Those are not feet!

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat. The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat, and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bends one of his legs back, then pauses}'' Umm... ''{puts his leg back down}'' Crapface.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!

''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant. The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right. Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms. Cut to Strong Sad simply twitching his fingers. Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while jumping up and down. Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!

''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage. The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!

''{Cut to the field at night. A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here lies Strong Bad

''{underneath, in slightly smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Buried with his hundred girlfriends

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And like, a jillion dollars

''{underneath, in even smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Please don't dig up the grave.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "Cheats" to see another exchange between Strong Bad and The Cheat:

:''{Cut to The Cheat near his light switch, still wearing his uniform.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, into speakerphone}'' A-ttention The Cheat!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you found that motorcycle yet? ''{slight pause}'' Maybe check in our...stock room.

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And Dana needs more quarters on register three.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Hummus|Hummus]] is a paste of pureed chickpeas usually mixed with sesame oil or sesame paste and eaten as a dip or sandwich spread.

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".

===Remarks===
[[Image:delorted.png|thumb|DELORTED!]]
*Strong Bad uses a [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected telephone]].
*Strong Bad's epitaph reads "kicking Cheats in the hereafter", a rare use of The Cheat's name without an [[Integral Article|integral article]].

*Strong Bad doesn't interview Strong Mad or Homsar, yet they still take part in the dance contest; he also doesn't interview The Cheat.
*The text on the Compy during the interview with Coach Z is the same text that he finished writing before the first interview with Homestar, which may mean that he deleted the e-mail that he was replying to.
*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, part of the final D and the exclamation point (which are included in the Flash file) wouldn't fit on the screen.

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat turns to the left screen and exits, his nametag on the right side of his vest has moved to the left side.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
*Since the font called Engravers is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.
*At the end of the email the moon is facing the back of the gravestone, but the shadow is in front of the moon and the other side is bright.

===Inside References===
*Homestar's repeated use of "crapface" is related to the way he answered his first SB Email in [[50 emails]].
*Bubs's moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].

===Real-World References===
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|Grill]] most likely refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.

===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan's first scroll button song was later used on the [[Scroll Button Songs|Strong Bad Email Menu]], despite him saying that it was the worst song he ever heard.
*Strong Bad would later decide to not die at all in [[your funeral]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' What's he's saying right now is from an old audio recording that I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt, before we had a video camera, he and his friend, you know, would just make movies and...

'''MATT:''' Radio plays!

'''MIKE:''' On, aha, on audio cassette! He had a bad tape recorder.

'''MATT:''' And our friend TJ said that, and he could, he was like four or something and couldn't talk very well, or at least couldn't re-memorize lines at the time 'cuz he was so young, and it was called "The Hostess Cake": "Our next show is a family show. It is... The Hostess Cake"... Mike, how did he do that with his voice?! That phone's clearly not plugged in!

'''MIKE:''' It's like Coach Z's phone from another cartoon. I dunno. I dunno, Matt. I just make the cartoons.

'''MATT:''' That's clearly a Wal-Mart vest that The Cheat is wearing there, I think, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Also, there's "Alone in the Dark" back there. Is that... this is, okay, this is before that horrible "Alone in the Dark" movie that just came out.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah, did that already come out?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! It was just in the theater for, like, two days.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Bad idea.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, what are we— Which one is this? Replacements?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's trying to find an heir to the throne!

'''MATT:''' Oooooh.

''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''

'''MIKE:''' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!

'''MATT:''' That's a funny name.

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad DELETEs the email}''

'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba— being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.

'''MIKE:''' It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' It's hilarious.

'''MIKE:''' Didn't you record Strong Bad singing one of these scroll buttons songs for the scroll button menu?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I did.

'''MIKE:''' We oughta use that.

'''MATT:''' Never have. Maybe we should. It's been the same one for a while now.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{of the box with Strong Sad's image}'' That Strong Sad drawing is pretty great. The Cheat clearly drew that for him. ''{after Strong Bad's "Those are not feet.}'' What are they called, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Soolnds?

'''MATT:''' Soolnd.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' So we got a dance party coming up where Coach Z is doing our friend Claire's dance.

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I remember... that's a good dance.

'''MIKE:''' There it is.

'''MATT:''' The Claire dance. I don't know if Claire knows that we have Coach Z doing her dance.

'''MIKE:''' Does she know we have a name for her dance?

'''MATT:''' I don't know if she knows that either. I hope she doesn't get mad.

'''MIKE:''' I did all this. That's why the dances are pretty lame.

'''MATT:''' Homestar is singing in a dance contest, Mike. He doesn't, he obviously doesn't know what's going on.

'''MIKE:''' Even if it was a singing contest, it was a pretty bad song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I dunno what he's talking about, but I dunno what he just put on his face.

''{they laugh}''

'''MATT:''' It's a great song, I think. It's very interesting. It makes you wonder. What did— and what happened that spawned that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't wanna know.

''{pause until The Paper}''

'''MIKE:''' That's it.

'''MATT:''' Preeow.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]] is a manufacturer of various snack cakes and pastries, most famously the [[Wikipedia:Twinkie|Twinkie]].
*The critically panned 2005 film ''[[IMDB:tt0369226|Alone in the Dark]]'', a box-office failure, was based on the video game of the same name, which was in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in this email.

== External Links ==
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*[[Podstar:sb_email_replacement.m4v|download "replacement" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Deliberately Poor English

Litnin200 — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:30:09 GMT

Litnin200: /* A Lack of Intelligible Speech */

[[Image:gameoverstummyhurts.png|thumb|Bad English this is.]]
'''Poor English''' is often deliberately used in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==

*Email [[english paper]] - Strong Bad spells English as "Englilsh" in the report's title, ridiculing the e-mail sender's spelling of the word.
*Email [[personal favorites]] - One of the sayings by the [[Grape Nuts Robot]] during the Easter egg at the end is "Now spell, 'Carp for brains'." It really meant to say, "Crap for brains."
*[[Population: Tire]] - The game's premise contains several instances of poor English, including "YOU ARE SOLDIER!" and "YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW."
*Email [[caffeine]] - When the caffeine effects start to wear off, [[Strong Sad]] says, "...salad...salad...as a rock?"
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] - If you beat the game, the game gives you a "congraturation".
*Email [[Videro Games]] - [[Strong Bad]] complains about difficult video games that only reward you with "a hearty CONGRATURATION!"
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] - This game has many instances of "[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]", such as "My stummy hurts." (pluralized as "Our stummies hurts."), "Keep try.", and "Start Play."
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] often uses poorly-translated lines like "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" He also pronounces "hello" as "HELLOTE" (seen in the email [[alternate universe]]).
*[[Sundae Drivin']] - As seen in the email [[redesign]], it includes quotes like "CHERRY GET!" and "YOUR JAMES OVER."
*Strong Bad's title at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is "Prinicpal".
*Email [[trading cards]]- When Strong Bad is describing The Cheat's trading card game, the phrase flashing on the screen is "PLAY GET!"

==See Also==
*[[Mans]]
*[[Non-inverted Questions]]
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]

==A Lack of Intelligible Speech==

A few [[Characters|characters]], as well as their respective counterparts in [[1936]] and [[20X6]], have an apparent '''lack of intelligible speech'''. However, the audience is usually able to understand the basics what these characters attempt to communicate, either through their actions and facial expressions, through other intelligible-speaking characters' reactions, or, rarely, through on-screen subtitles.

==Appearances==
*[[The Cheat]] speaks only in squeaks and animal-sounding grunts and yelps. In [[cheat talk]], after failing to get him to say something normal like "Douglas", it is suggested that the viewers have to learn how to speak "The Cheat". Subsequently, in an Easter egg of that same email, a short recording teaches a few phrases of the indecipherable language. The Cheat's [[Old-Timey]] counterpart, [[The Sneak]], communicates only by wiggling his nose, and his [[20X6]] counterpart, [[Cheatball]], has yet to say anything beyond his own name.
*[[Pom Pom]] speaks through bubbles-sounding speech. Like The Cheat, every character shows a clear and definitive understanding of his speech. This is shown in situations such as his conversations over his cell phone. In [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Strong Bad attempts to pose as Pom Pom by, among other things, mimicking his speech: "Hey, give me that! Uh, I mean — bubble, bubble-dee-bubble. Dubble Bubble." Pom Pom's old-timey counterpart, [[Fat Dudley]], speaks by singing a simple "bo-bo-bo" tune. His 20X6 counterpart, [[Pan Pan]], speaks by making a bouncing noise.
*[[Sherlock]], the helicoper/cow from Strong Bad's [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]], speaks only through indistinct mumbling. No other character has shown or demonstrated the ability to understand what Sherlock has ever "said".
*[[The Poopsmith]] has been noted as having taken a [[Wikipedia:Vow of silence|vow of silence]], but is still able to communicate in some ways. An ironic example of this was when, in [[senior prom]] The Poopsmith was noted as the lead vocalist of [[All the King's Men!]]. Since, unlike other characters, The Poopsmith makes no vocal sounds at all, he seems to communicate mainly in the form of gestures such as shrugs of the shoulders and thumbs-up; additionally, he has communicated by holding up a written sign. In [[different town]], Strong Bad claimed that one thing he would change about his town is that "the Poopsmith ... could talk".

==See Also==

*[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Discount Flashback Warehouse

Litnin200 — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:20:47 GMT

Litnin200:

[[Image:Discount_Ware.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"How can I make these prices any lower?"]]

'''Discount Flashback Warehouse''' was introduced in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] [[flashback]]. This business, run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices ($9 and $6.53). You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up!".

At some point in '04, there was a special sale in the [[Flash Store|Homestar Runner Store]], "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains." On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," a reference to the Discount Flashback Warehouse.

==Known Sold Flashbacks==
*[[band names]] (last season)
*[[different town]] (this season)

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[flashback]]

[[Category: Companies]]

User talk:Litnin200

Litnin200 — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 22:34:52 GMT

Litnin200: /* Welcome! */

==Welcome!==

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Everything Else DVD Artwork

Litnin200 — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 18:53:50 GMT

Litnin200: /* Back */

__NOTOC__
== Disc One ==
This disc's artwork has an elegant picture-on-wood-paneling theme.

=== Front ===
[[Image:EvElse v1 front and back.JPEG|thumb|Front and Back]]
The front cover has a framed image of [[Homestar Runner]] with a wood paneling background, the title "homestarrunner.com" written at the top, and "Everything Else Vol. 1" written in cursive at the bottom.

=== Back ===
The back cover has slated wood with white text with the Bauhaus 93 [[Fonts|font]]. Noticeably absent is the [[Cheap as Free]] logo and there is no mention of [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]] The text is as follows: 
<div style="border:1px solid;background:#733D1A;text-align:center;color:white;width: 30em">
Includes this great stuff: 
 
 
all the short toons, 
teen girl squads, 
marzipan's answering machines, 
puppet stuff, 
music videos, 
plus tons of bonus stuff, 
commentaries, and 
interactive menus!!!

 
<div style="text-align:left; margin:0em 2em;font-size:75%">8-80485-42209-8</div>
</div>

=== Side ===
Text reading "homestarrunner.com Everything Else Vol. 1"

=== Interior ===
[[Image:EvElse v1 interior.JPEG|thumb|The Interior]]
A list of all the names of toons included plus bonus features. In the background there are screenshots of various toons included on the DVD.

=== Main Menu ===
*The main menu is modeled as a wall of six portraits, one for each of the toon headings.
{{clear}}

== Disc Two ==
This disc has a felt-style artwork theme.

===Front===
[[Image:Everythingelsevol2_outside_sideways.jpg|thumb|Front and Back]]
The front cover of the box has a blue background displaying a felt Homestar Runner logo. It also has the words "Everything Else Vol. 2" written with-in a strip of blue felt in the background.

===Back===
The back cover has a dark blue background along with a light blue strip of felt going across the top of the cover. It also features a light blue felt silhouette of Homestar Runner. On the bottom is the Cheap as Free logo with "© 2006 Harmless Junk, Inc. All Rights Reserved". Written in white text around Homestar is the following:
<div style="border:1px solid;background:#000033;text-align:center;color:white;width: 30em">
 
 
check it out: 
all the big toons, 
all the holiday toons, 
cheat commandos, 
commentaries, 
and an exclusive 
cheat commandos 
game!!! 

</div>

===Side===
Text reading: "homestarrunner.com everything else vol. 2"

===Interior===
[[Image:Everythingelsevol2 interior.jpg|thumb|The Interior]]
List of all of the toons included with the background of pictures from various toons included on the disc.

===Main Menu===
The main menu features felt Homestar Runner with a blue background from the [[Intro]], with the various menu options surrounding him. Above Homestar's head is text reading, "Everything Else Vol. 2".

{{EEDVD}}