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Lunarvx — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:50:14 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail127.png|thumb|Light globes]]
'''Strong Bad Email #127'''

The answer to why Homestar doesn't wear pants is finally revealed...almost.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar's House]] (easter egg)

'''Date:''' March 28, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:04

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' And if I email you, girl! Woman! ''{He holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words}'' Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman? ''{He holds up the papers again. Then he brings up the email:}''

Dear Strongbad,
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!
Clancy

''{Strong Bad skips everything after "Anyway" and before "I don't care" and, instead, says "Blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo". He also pronounces "Tootles" as "Toot-less" and "Clancy" as "Clanky".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, ''{begins typing}'' Too long, Clanky, too looong! Good thing you didn't indent, man, or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter: ''{types 'run "Edga Jr."'}'' Edga Jr.

''{The splash screen for "Edga Jr. The Long Email Killa Filta" comes up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, look at him. He's one o' dem red-haireded rapscalli... wags. ''{returns to the email}'' Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing. Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty, somewhat dusty, electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device! Now in HD! ''{he pulls out a correction pen bearing the words "X-PENSIVE WHITE" and shakes it}'' Just have to shake up the... expensive electrons here. All set! So, let's see! ''{he mumbles and says}'' Expensive high-tech device... ''{as he whites out the words, producing:}''

Dear Strongbad,
Why <s>doesn't homestar ever</s> wear pants? <s>It's kind of</s>
creepy <s>how he walks around with no</s> pants <s>on</s> all the time.
<s>Anyway, I think you should</s> get <s>him</s> some <s>pants,</s> maybe <s>some</s>
parachute <s>pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or</s> maybe
<s>some</s> clown <s>pants, I don't</s> care, <s>just get him</s> some <s>p</s>ants!
Toot<s>les!</s>
Clancy

'''STRONG BAD:''' There! Now let's see what we got! ''{re-reads the altered email}'' Dear Strongbad, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Clanky. ''{begins typing}'' Now ''there's'' an email worth answering! Some ants toot. Tee-hee! ''{clears screen, but the correction fluid remains}'' So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E–

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{camera pans back to show Homestar wearing very short purple pants}'' Check out my creepy pants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking away}'' Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!

''{Homestar's pants shine.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cuz you said, "creepy pants all the time get some."

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get some what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Light globes?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voce}'' Light globes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, like in a lamp! Light globes! ''{his pants shine again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... you put on hotpants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{correctively}'' Globes. ''{his pants shine again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants. Or your lack thereof. Daisy Dukes aside.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear ''no'' pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet. ''{indicates Homestar's feet}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! ''{starts getting upset and dances around}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumps high into the air, and convulses on Strong Bad's desk}'' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! ''{starts teleporting around the room, first appearing in front of Strong Bad, then leaning in behind him, then hanging upside down from the ceiling, then pixellated on the Lappy's screen, then blurred in the very foreground, then upside down under the desk, then in his original position, all while chanting the following}'' Long long long long long long pants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! ''{leans toward Strong Bad}'' Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! ''{runs away, leaving his pants behind. They fall on Strong Bad's foot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!

''{He attempts to shake the pants off. He eventually does, and The Cheat appears stage left to burn them with the [[BMW Lighter]]. They burn a neon green color and disintegrate completely.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something}''

''{The Cheat leaves, and Strong Bad turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Noice work, Clanky. You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out. And how am I supposed to get this crap offa here? ''{Everything starting with the "t" in "get" is obscured by the dried correction fluid. Strong Bad grabs a cloth and attempts to wipe it off the screen, to no avail. He mutters:}'' Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... Light pen... ''{mumbles}'' The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Selecting "Why wear pants" will bring up some fortune cookies, similar to those in the old [[Fortune Cookies]] game. As you hover the cursor over each one, it brings up a sentence of Strong Bad's "improved" email.
* Clicking on the socket under the table after Strong Bad says "Clown Care" brings up a business card for the service, [[Kertified Klown Kare]]. It reads:
Kertified
Klown Kare

-Pie Injuries
-Giant Foot Problems
-Wacky Malaria
-Grease Paint Poisoning

"Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs NOT ACCEPTED"
* Selecting "creeped" at the end of the email reveals a touching moment between Homestar and Marzipan.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {''Lying in bed with a light bulb next to his head, crying''} Lonnnng paaaannnts!
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sits up suddenly, surprised}'' You're not a broom?

== Other Hidden Stuff ==
* In the easter egg, if you hover over a fortune cookie, it says "You are not as good as smart people" before it is completely unraveled.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*[[Wikipedia:Daisy Duke|Daisy Dukes]] are extremely short cut-offs, so named for the character from [[Wikipedia:The Dukes of Hazzard|The Dukes of Hazzard]] television show that wore them.

===Trivia===
* This is the first time Strong Bad has lowered his upper eyelids.

=== Remarks ===
*Perhaps Strong Bad doesn't answer the original question because we already found out why Homestar doesn't wear pants in an Easter Egg to [[monument]]. Homestar was distracted by the [[Thnikkaman]] and never wound up putting pants on.

=== Goofs ===
*Although Strong Bad puts pressure onto the Lappy's screen when trying to rub off the marker and when applying the white out, no ripples pop up on the screen.
*After he clears the screen and starts writing about the age old question, Homestar comes in. You can clearly see the text the whole time Homestar is there, but when Homestar leaves and Strong Bad turns back to the Lappy, it's gone.
*The Klown Kare easter egg (by clicking on the socket) can still be clicked in the same location on the screen when the scene moves around.
*When Homestar appears close-up to the computer, if you zoom in, you can see that the disk label is slightly garbled, like it would be in a JPEG file. This is because it actually IS a JPEG being used to show both Homestar and the part of the background placed behind him, as the JPEG format does not allow for transparency.
**Additionally, the image appears to be displayed slightly above its proper location.
*When Strong Bad is Writing with is light pen the reflection doesn`t show up.

=== Inside References ===
*[[Edga Jr.]] is a reference to the e-mail [[virus]], where his ambiguous relation, [[Edgarware|Edgar]], created Strong Bad's virus protection program. Also, whereas Edgarware was made in "mom's basement", Edga Jr. was made seven years later in "mom's sewing room".
*Homestar's pixellated form is from [[Main Page 13]] and [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*The business card easter egg makes reference to the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] from [[part-time job]].
*Homestar says "Everybody everybody" in his tirade, a reference to the [[Intro]].
*Marzipan's line about people thinking she's a broom (Along with Homestar's response) is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] where Homestar leaves a message calling Marzipan an "old broomstick".
*The noise made by Homestar's glowing pants is used often in [[Stinkoman]] cartoons.
*Strong Bad's "light pen" is based on his "light pen" from [[haircut]] - there, it was a black marker.

=== Real-World References ===
* Strong Bad throwing cue cards away during the intro song is a reference to the music video for Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan.
* The [[Wikipedia:Light Pen|light pen]] was an input device that would make an EGA or CGA monitor into a touch screen of sorts. You touched a light sensor to the screen, and it would calculate a position by sensing the 'flicker' of the monitor's cathode ray. A light pen could never work with Strongbad's lappy, since LCD displays do not flicker.
* Parachute Pants are large billowy pants which come in at the waist and ankles with snug elastic bands.
*[[Wikipedia:Adam West| Adam West]] is an actor best known for his role as [[Batman]] on the campy '60s TV show. The Batman costume has tights with briefs over them, so Batman does not wear pants, either.
* The fact that "Kertified Klown Kare" has every word starting with K might be a reference to Krusty the Clown, from The Simpsons, who tends to use that letter a lot and is, obviously, a clown.
**Or it could also be a reference to certain child-related commercials and other things that use K's instead of C's for a juvenile effect.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:sbemail127.html|watch "long pants"]]
* [[HR:sbemail127.swf|view the Flash file for "long pants"]]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=2496 forum thread re: "long pants"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Lappy 486 Emails]] [[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category: The Cheat Filmography]] [[Category: Marzipan Filmography]]

long pants

Lunarvx — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:50:01 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail127.png|thumb|Light globes]]
'''Strong Bad Email #127'''

The answer to why Homestar doesn't wear pants is finally revealed...almost.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Homestar's House]] (easter egg)

'''Date:''' March 28, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:04

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' And if I email you, girl! Woman! ''{He holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words}'' Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman? ''{He holds up the papers again. Then he brings up the email:}''

Dear Strongbad,
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!
Clancy

''{Strong Bad skips everything after "Anyway" and before "I don't care" and, instead, says "Blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo". He also pronounces "Tootles" as "Toot-less" and "Clancy" as "Clanky".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, ''{begins typing}'' Too long, Clanky, too looong! Good thing you didn't indent, man, or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter: ''{types 'run "Edga Jr."'}'' Edga Jr.

''{The splash screen for "Edga Jr. The Long Email Killa Filta" comes up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, look at him. He's one o' dem red-haireded rapscalli... wags. ''{returns to the email}'' Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing. Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty, somewhat dusty, electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device! Now in HD! ''{he pulls out a correction pen bearing the words "X-PENSIVE WHITE" and shakes it}'' Just have to shake up the... expensive electrons here. All set! So, let's see! ''{he mumbles and says}'' Expensive high-tech device... ''{as he whites out the words, producing:}''

Dear Strongbad,
Why <s>doesn't homestar ever</s> wear pants? <s>It's kind of</s>
creepy <s>how he walks around with no</s> pants <s>on</s> all the time.
<s>Anyway, I think you should</s> get <s>him</s> some <s>pants,</s> maybe <s>some</s>
parachute <s>pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or</s> maybe
<s>some</s> clown <s>pants, I don't</s> care, <s>just get him</s> some <s>p</s>ants!
Toot<s>les!</s>
Clancy

'''STRONG BAD:''' There! Now let's see what we got! ''{re-reads the altered email}'' Dear Strongbad, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Clanky. ''{begins typing}'' Now ''there's'' an email worth answering! Some ants toot. Tee-hee! ''{clears screen, but the correction fluid remains}'' So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E–

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{camera pans back to show Homestar wearing very short purple pants}'' Check out my creepy pants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking away}'' Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!

''{Homestar's pants shine.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cuz you said, "creepy pants all the time get some."

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get some what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Light globes?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voce}'' Light globes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, like in a lamp! Light globes! ''{his pants shine again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So... you put on hotpants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{correctively}'' Globes. ''{his pants shine again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants. Or your lack thereof. Daisy Dukes aside.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear ''no'' pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet. ''{indicates Homestar's feet}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! ''{starts getting upset and dances around}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumps high into the air, and convulses on Strong Bad's desk}'' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! ''{starts teleporting around the room, first appearing in front of Strong Bad, then leaning in behind him, then hanging upside down from the ceiling, then pixellated on the Lappy's screen, then blurred in the very foreground, then upside down under the desk, then in his original position, all while chanting the following}'' Long long long long long long pants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! ''{leans toward Strong Bad}'' Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! ''{runs away, leaving his pants behind. They fall on Strong Bad's foot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!

''{He attempts to shake the pants off. He eventually does, and The Cheat appears stage left to burn them with the [[BMW Lighter]]. They burn a neon green color and disintegrate completely.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something}''

''{The Cheat leaves, and Strong Bad turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Noice work, Clanky. You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out. And how am I supposed to get this crap offa here? ''{Everything starting with the "t" in "get" is obscured by the dried correction fluid. Strong Bad grabs a cloth and attempts to wipe it off the screen, to no avail. He mutters:}'' Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... Light pen... ''{mumbles}'' The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Selecting "Why wear pants" will bring up some fortune cookies, similar to those in the old [[Fortune Cookies]] game. As you hover the cursor over each one, it brings up a sentence of Strong Bad's "improved" email.
* Clicking on the socket under the table after Strong Bad says "Clown Care" brings up a business card for the service, [[Kertified Klown Kare]]. It reads:
Kertified
Klown Kare

-Pie Injuries
-Giant Foot Problems
-Wacky Malaria
-Grease Paint Poisoning

"Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs NOT ACCEPTED"
* Selecting "creeped" at the end of the email reveals a touching moment between Homestar and Marzipan.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {''Lying in bed with a light bulb next to his head, crying''} Lonnnng paaaannnts!
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sits up suddenly, surprised}'' You're not a broom?

== Other Hidden Stuff ==
* In the easter egg, if you hover over a fortune cookie, it says "You are not as good as snart people" before it is completely unraveled.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*[[Wikipedia:Daisy Duke|Daisy Dukes]] are extremely short cut-offs, so named for the character from [[Wikipedia:The Dukes of Hazzard|The Dukes of Hazzard]] television show that wore them.

===Trivia===
* This is the first time Strong Bad has lowered his upper eyelids.

=== Remarks ===
*Perhaps Strong Bad doesn't answer the original question because we already found out why Homestar doesn't wear pants in an Easter Egg to [[monument]]. Homestar was distracted by the [[Thnikkaman]] and never wound up putting pants on.

=== Goofs ===
*Although Strong Bad puts pressure onto the Lappy's screen when trying to rub off the marker and when applying the white out, no ripples pop up on the screen.
*After he clears the screen and starts writing about the age old question, Homestar comes in. You can clearly see the text the whole time Homestar is there, but when Homestar leaves and Strong Bad turns back to the Lappy, it's gone.
*The Klown Kare easter egg (by clicking on the socket) can still be clicked in the same location on the screen when the scene moves around.
*When Homestar appears close-up to the computer, if you zoom in, you can see that the disk label is slightly garbled, like it would be in a JPEG file. This is because it actually IS a JPEG being used to show both Homestar and the part of the background placed behind him, as the JPEG format does not allow for transparency.
**Additionally, the image appears to be displayed slightly above its proper location.
*When Strong Bad is Writing with is light pen the reflection doesn`t show up.

=== Inside References ===
*[[Edga Jr.]] is a reference to the e-mail [[virus]], where his ambiguous relation, [[Edgarware|Edgar]], created Strong Bad's virus protection program. Also, whereas Edgarware was made in "mom's basement", Edga Jr. was made seven years later in "mom's sewing room".
*Homestar's pixellated form is from [[Main Page 13]] and [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*The business card easter egg makes reference to the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] from [[part-time job]].
*Homestar says "Everybody everybody" in his tirade, a reference to the [[Intro]].
*Marzipan's line about people thinking she's a broom (Along with Homestar's response) is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] where Homestar leaves a message calling Marzipan an "old broomstick".
*The noise made by Homestar's glowing pants is used often in [[Stinkoman]] cartoons.
*Strong Bad's "light pen" is based on his "light pen" from [[haircut]] - there, it was a black marker.

=== Real-World References ===
* Strong Bad throwing cue cards away during the intro song is a reference to the music video for Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan.
* The [[Wikipedia:Light Pen|light pen]] was an input device that would make an EGA or CGA monitor into a touch screen of sorts. You touched a light sensor to the screen, and it would calculate a position by sensing the 'flicker' of the monitor's cathode ray. A light pen could never work with Strongbad's lappy, since LCD displays do not flicker.
* Parachute Pants are large billowy pants which come in at the waist and ankles with snug elastic bands.
*[[Wikipedia:Adam West| Adam West]] is an actor best known for his role as [[Batman]] on the campy '60s TV show. The Batman costume has tights with briefs over them, so Batman does not wear pants, either.
* The fact that "Kertified Klown Kare" has every word starting with K might be a reference to Krusty the Clown, from The Simpsons, who tends to use that letter a lot and is, obviously, a clown.
**Or it could also be a reference to certain child-related commercials and other things that use K's instead of C's for a juvenile effect.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:sbemail127.html|watch "long pants"]]
* [[HR:sbemail127.swf|view the Flash file for "long pants"]]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=2496 forum thread re: "long pants"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Lappy 486 Emails]] [[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category: The Cheat Filmography]] [[Category: Marzipan Filmography]]

haircut

Lunarvx — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:46:58 GMT

Lunarvx: /* Fast Forward */

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg), [[Strong Badman]] (easter egg), [[Larry Palaroncini]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's Gazebo]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' May 3, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:57

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da—"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong Bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You gotta be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache!

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no!

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box that says GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6) very faintly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixx... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a weird-looking character over Strong Mad's face. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta— O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "[[Eh! Steve]]"-esque character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
<pre>specializing in:
-elixirs
-faeries
-high top fades

absolutely NO:
-cuts
-butts
-coconuts

Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry</pre>
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
<pre>Cheap as Free Comics
The Total Adventures of STRONG BADMAN
Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...DEUTSCHMAN!</pre>
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
::''{cut to the basement. Strong Bad is behind the couch, holding up a cardboard box with "GLUTEMATES (box of 6)" printed on it. We can see Strong Mad standing in the foreground watching}''
::'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing as he moves the box around}'' Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
**While Strong Bad is singing, you can click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to hear Limozeen's version of the song.
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.
::''{cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is laying in bed asleep. A funny face has been drawn on his with the "light pen"}''
::'''STRONG SAD''': {murmuring in his sleep} Jokey Smurf... Brainy Smurf... that Carpenter Smurf ... Watch out Julian Sands!

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker|"permanent" marker]] apparently isn't permanent at all, although "permanent" markers frequently rub off smooth surfaces, such as the Polaroid picture of Strong Mad.
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*The "Light Pen" Strong Bad uses is left-handed. Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.) He still uses his right hand to write with it, however.
*If Strong Bad really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.

===Inside References===
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]]. [[The Cheat]] appears on it in a cape and mask—another reference to "superhero name".
===Real-World References===
*The muskrat-eyebrows are a possible reference to cartoonist [http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/ Don Asmussen]'s portrayal of George W. Bush's eyebrows in "Bad Reporter": [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/10/30/MNASMUSSENBR.DTL The Politics Of Hair]. In fact, the "Gentleman Caller" style looks just like Bush's muskrats.
*In the "napping Strong Sad" Easter egg, when Strong Sad mentions "that Carpenter Smurf," he is probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name.
*Julian Sands is a British horror film actor.
*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is making reference to when Jimi Hendrix gained notoriety playing "Wild Thing" with his teeth at the Woodstock Music Festival in 1969.
*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players", the name of the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
*When you zoom in on the comic book Easter egg where there is a picture of The Cheat, the price reads "$1.25". Below that, it reads in a smaller font "$8.00 CAN." This is probably a reference to the difference in value between US and Canadian dollars (though it's not really ''that'' severe.)
*Hammer Pants are the nickname given to the balloony pants worn by rapper MC Hammer in the early '90s.
*The barbzerdry parchment references a grade-school rhyme about cutting in line: "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."

===Fast Forward===
*The face that Strong Bad has drawn on Strong Sad in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he draws in [[crying]] which he claims represents Strong Sad.
*Strong Bad's signoff here, "Preeow," is used in [[part-time job]] on the [[Mrs. Bennedetto|microwave]] at the end.
*Strong Bad's light-pen is later used in Strong Bad email #127, [[long pants]] . However, the Light-pen he uses in [[long pants]] is white, not black.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.swf view the flash file for "haircut"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Limozeen Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]] [[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

haircut

Lunarvx — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:46:37 GMT

Lunarvx: /* Fast Forward */

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg), [[Strong Badman]] (easter egg), [[Larry Palaroncini]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's Gazebo]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' May 3, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:57

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da—"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong Bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You gotta be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache!

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no!

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box that says GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6) very faintly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixx... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a weird-looking character over Strong Mad's face. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta— O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "[[Eh! Steve]]"-esque character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
<pre>specializing in:
-elixirs
-faeries
-high top fades

absolutely NO:
-cuts
-butts
-coconuts

Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry</pre>
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
<pre>Cheap as Free Comics
The Total Adventures of STRONG BADMAN
Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...DEUTSCHMAN!</pre>
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
::''{cut to the basement. Strong Bad is behind the couch, holding up a cardboard box with "GLUTEMATES (box of 6)" printed on it. We can see Strong Mad standing in the foreground watching}''
::'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing as he moves the box around}'' Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
**While Strong Bad is singing, you can click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to hear Limozeen's version of the song.
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.
::''{cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is laying in bed asleep. A funny face has been drawn on his with the "light pen"}''
::'''STRONG SAD''': {murmuring in his sleep} Jokey Smurf... Brainy Smurf... that Carpenter Smurf ... Watch out Julian Sands!

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker|"permanent" marker]] apparently isn't permanent at all, although "permanent" markers frequently rub off smooth surfaces, such as the Polaroid picture of Strong Mad.
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*The "Light Pen" Strong Bad uses is left-handed. Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.) He still uses his right hand to write with it, however.
*If Strong Bad really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.

===Inside References===
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]]. [[The Cheat]] appears on it in a cape and mask—another reference to "superhero name".
===Real-World References===
*The muskrat-eyebrows are a possible reference to cartoonist [http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/ Don Asmussen]'s portrayal of George W. Bush's eyebrows in "Bad Reporter": [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/10/30/MNASMUSSENBR.DTL The Politics Of Hair]. In fact, the "Gentleman Caller" style looks just like Bush's muskrats.
*In the "napping Strong Sad" Easter egg, when Strong Sad mentions "that Carpenter Smurf," he is probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name.
*Julian Sands is a British horror film actor.
*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is making reference to when Jimi Hendrix gained notoriety playing "Wild Thing" with his teeth at the Woodstock Music Festival in 1969.
*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players", the name of the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
*When you zoom in on the comic book Easter egg where there is a picture of The Cheat, the price reads "$1.25". Below that, it reads in a smaller font "$8.00 CAN." This is probably a reference to the difference in value between US and Canadian dollars (though it's not really ''that'' severe.)
*Hammer Pants are the nickname given to the balloony pants worn by rapper MC Hammer in the early '90s.
*The barbzerdry parchment references a grade-school rhyme about cutting in line: "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."

===Fast Forward===
*The face that Strong Bad has drawn on Strong Sad in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he draws in [[crying]] which he claims represents Strong Sad.
*Strong Bad's signoff here, "Preeow," is used in [[part-time job]] on the [[Mrs. Bennedetto|microwave]] at the end.
*Strong Bad's light-pen is later used in Strong Bad email #127, [[Long pants]] . However, the Light-pen he uses in [[Long pants]] is white, not black.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.swf view the flash file for "haircut"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Limozeen Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]] [[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

haircut

Lunarvx — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:46:06 GMT

Lunarvx:

[[Image:haircut01.png|thumb|Jagged metal eyebrows. Very nice.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #103'''

Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg), [[Strong Badman]] (easter egg), [[Larry Palaroncini]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's Gazebo]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' May 3, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:57

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

''{Starts reading with "Da da da—"}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf</pre>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''

''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong Bad is holding scissors.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You gotta be kidding me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm growing it out for charity.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache!

''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no!

''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, baldy!

''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.

''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe

''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box that says GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6) very faintly.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...

''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''

Ah ha! Pay dirt!

''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''

Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.

''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''

First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".

''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''

Or,

''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''

Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".

''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''

Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.

''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixx... with your teeth.

''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".

''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".

''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''

I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...

''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''

Acne...

''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''

One of them butt chins.

''{Draws a butt chin.}''

There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''

"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."

''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''

And a couple of muskrats.

''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''

And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".

''{Draws a weird-looking character over Strong Mad's face. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''

Which I admit I got a little carried away with.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes? What are you ta— O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.

''{Draws an "[[Eh! Steve]]"-esque character.}''

Eh! Greg.

''{Wipes picture clean.}''

''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''

So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.

''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
<pre>specializing in:
-elixirs
-faeries
-high top fades

absolutely NO:
-cuts
-butts
-coconuts

Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry</pre>
*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
<pre>Cheap as Free Comics
The Total Adventures of STRONG BADMAN
Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...DEUTSCHMAN!</pre>
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
::''{cut to the basement. Strong Bad is behind the couch, holding up a cardboard box with "GLUTEMATES (box of 6)" printed on it. We can see Strong Mad standing in the foreground watching}''
::'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing as he moves the box around}'' Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
**While Strong Bad is singing, you can click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to hear Limozeen's version of the song.
*At the end, click on 'napping Strong Sad' to see how Strong Bad used the 'light pen' on Strong Sad.
::''{cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is laying in bed asleep. A funny face has been drawn on his with the "light pen"}''
::'''STRONG SAD''': {murmuring in his sleep} Jokey Smurf... Brainy Smurf... that Carpenter Smurf ... Watch out Julian Sands!

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker|"permanent" marker]] apparently isn't permanent at all, although "permanent" markers frequently rub off smooth surfaces, such as the Polaroid picture of Strong Mad.
*Strong Bad must have a pretty spiffy keyboard. He can Umlaut his "O"s really quickly. Normally you need to change the language on your keyboard or use alt commands (ö).
*The "Light Pen" Strong Bad uses is left-handed. Many right-handed people don't realize this, but almost all pens and pencils are manufactured for right-handed use in that the text printed on them appears right-side-up when used with the right hand, but upside-down when used by the left hand. (This does not affect the way pencils or pens are used; only the orientation of the text printed on them differs.) He still uses his right hand to write with it, however.
*If Strong Bad really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.

===Inside References===
*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]]. [[The Cheat]] appears on it in a cape and mask—another reference to "superhero name".
===Real-World References===
*The muskrat-eyebrows are a possible reference to cartoonist [http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/ Don Asmussen]'s portrayal of George W. Bush's eyebrows in "Bad Reporter": [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/10/30/MNASMUSSENBR.DTL The Politics Of Hair]. In fact, the "Gentleman Caller" style looks just like Bush's muskrats.
*In the "napping Strong Sad" Easter egg, when Strong Sad mentions "that Carpenter Smurf," he is probably referring to Handy Smurf but forgetting his name.
*Julian Sands is a British horror film actor.
*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is making reference to when Jimi Hendrix gained notoriety playing "Wild Thing" with his teeth at the Woodstock Music Festival in 1969.
*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players", the name of the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
*When you zoom in on the comic book Easter egg where there is a picture of The Cheat, the price reads "$1.25". Below that, it reads in a smaller font "$8.00 CAN." This is probably a reference to the difference in value between US and Canadian dollars (though it's not really ''that'' severe.)
*Hammer Pants are the nickname given to the balloony pants worn by rapper MC Hammer in the early '90s.
*The barbzerdry parchment references a grade-school rhyme about cutting in line: "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."

===Fast Forward===
*The face that Strong Bad has drawn on Strong Sad in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he draws in [[crying]] which he claims represents Strong Sad.
*Strong Bad's signoff here, "Preeow," is used in [[part-time job]] on the [[Mrs. Bennedetto|microwave]] at the end.
*Strong Bad's light-pen is later used in Strong Bad email #127, [[Long_pants]] . However, the Light-pen he uses in [[Long_pants]] is white, not black.
== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch "haircut"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.swf view the flash file for "haircut"]

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