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CGNU

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:30:44 GMT

Mike: "guy with knife" reference

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon/sbemail26.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #26'''

Margo asks how to become a graduate of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check that email, check it down, check that email, smacking around.

<pre>dear strong bad,

i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts
University, just like you. Please let me know
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.

Margo</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm glad you asked me, Margo.

''{Strong Bad appears in front of a desk doing a commercial.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do. Here in Crazy Go Nuts University you can get the experience you'll need to be almost half as awesome as I am. Get your certificate in: Cheesing People Off, Indian-Giving, Cutting Ones, Doing Some Other Things, Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, World Domination, Sending Me a Dollar, Total Spaceship Guy, TV / VCR Repair or GET YOUR DEGREE! Applying is easy, just take this free art test.

''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a mean man with a big knife drawn on the test paper.}''

Fill off the test and send it back to us. And you will be well on your way to a better, awesomer you. Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you. Probably.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{off screen}'' Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*The sign on Principal Strong Bad's desk actually reads "Prinicpal Strong Bad." Pretty ironic, both given his role as Grammar Police on the Strong Bad emails and supposed role as administrator of CGNU.
**As seen in [[Homestar Quiz]].
*The "guy with knife" on the art test is from [[i love you]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail26.html watch "CGNU"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail26.swf watch "CGNU" in fullscreen]

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]

i love you

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:22:18 GMT

Mike: fhqwhgads--strong bad spelled it wrong the second and third time he wrote it.

== Screenshot ==

http://preussweb.com/tom/iloveyou.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #9'''

In this email we are introduced to fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf, otherwise known as fhqwhgadshg or [[fhqwhgads]]. Apparently, Strong Bad writes a song to her (him?), even though there is no love in their relationship (mainly because of her long freaking name). We also see Strong Bad get in touch with his artistic side.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.

<pre>i love u

-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''' Look, fhqwhgadshg... can I just call you fhqwgads? Look fhqwgads, I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin name. I mean in the time it took me to say your name, I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife. Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.

''{He leaves the computer to paint a picture by the bushes that represents a man with a big knife.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah! This is looking great. I mean, I think I could probably sell this at like the arts and crafts fair, you know... to maybe some POWs, or like somebody's dad...

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*Though this email has no true Easter eggs, it has been noted that Strong Bad has '''''misspelled''''' a word in an email. The email sent to him is signed "fhqwhgadshgnsd..." (Notice the second ''h'' after the ''w'') When Strong Bad begins replying to the email, and spelling out fhqwhgads's full name he says "Look, fhqwgadsg... can I just call you fhqwgads?" Both of these times he leaves out the second ''h'' in "fhqwhgads." This is ironic, given Strong Bad's history of picky spelling, and also because in [[sibbie]], he criticizes people for misspelling "fhqwhgads." He corrects it in the next line however with the correct "Look, fhqwhgads."

*This was the first email to end outside the computer room.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail9.html watch "i love you"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail9.swf watch "i love you" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

techno

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:18:10 GMT

Mike: techno

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail45.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #45'''

Strong Bad gets an e-mail asking if he likes techno. He proceeds to make up and sing a techno song of his own.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at all? If so, what kind.

Silent J</pre>

Huh... very clever.

''{typing}'' Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like... ''{stops typing and mimicks a techno beat}'' doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom ''{resumes typing}'' And then this other part came in, and it was like... ''(stops typing again, the original beat is heard along with this new part}'' doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom doodle-a-doom ''{resumes typing}'' And then there's always some kinda high pitched noise, y'know? Or like a siren that's like... ''{stops typing again and another part is added to the song}'' DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE ''{resumes typing}'' And of course they have to put in the obligatory old movie quote from some sci-fi movie. It's like... ''{stops typing again, all the parts are there}'' The system is down! The system is down! The system is down! The system is down! ''{The screen starts going dark and light again. We zoom out to see The Cheat at his lightswitch, turning it on and off while twirling a glowstick, raving to the techno piece. Strong Bad walks up to him.}'' The Cheat is ''grounded''! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, ''not'' so you could throw lightswitch raves! Now let's go break open that glow-stick and pour it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. ''{They both start walking off.}'' I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

''{[[The paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

* Click on The Cheat's lightswitch to listen to the music some more and see a flyer for a special event featuring that music.
* At the end, you're given the option to download the song for either windows or macintosh.

== Fun Facts ==

* The telvision show "Survivor" may have made a reference to this email saying "Tree mail, tree mail, what what the tree mail."
*On the flyer to the lightswitch rave, "DJ from Full House" is a reference to the television show "[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092359/ Full House]" where a character named "Donna Jo 'D.J./Deej' Margaret Tanner" was played by Candace Cameron Bure.
* The reason Strong Bad thought Silent J was a clever name? Obviously, one reason was because it could mean a j that doesn't make a sound in a word. The name could possibly be reference to the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Silent J is a cross between their names.
*The Cheat most likely has his own lightswitch on account of his size, and he can't reach Strongbad's lightswitch.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html watch "techno"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.swf watch "techno" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

Talk:Peasant's Quest

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:58:10 GMT

Mike: ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT all people who know how to fix things in the wiki (unlike me) help bring back the two peasant's quest pages!

Heh heh. Stole this page too.

-Thunderbird

Bleh! You act like I know how to make it go back to normal!!! Alert message in summary box . . .

-Mike (just trying to restore the peace)

User:Mike

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:55:34 GMT

Mike: profile again (i should use this new-fangled "preview" button more often)

Yay! We've finally moved! The move is over! Yay . . . yeah.

Well, I guess I should state the facts:

1) I like Homestar Runner (both the website and the character)

and a 2) I don't spend much time on the Wiki.

I believe in commenting every now and then on the forum, fixing a page every now and then here. But I don't want to become too immersed in this that I forget to become immersed in H*R itself.

I've been mezmerised in things like a forum or website before, and it took up a lot of my time. So let's get this over with and move on to . . . nothing

User:Mike

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:54:05 GMT

Mike:

User:Mike

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:53:28 GMT

Mike: profile creation

The Interview

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:50:53 GMT

Mike: STRONG BAD SMOKING?!?!

== Screenshot ==
http://preussweb.com/tom/theinterview.png

== Summary ==
Strong Bad decides to find out what Homestar's deal is. He has Homestar meet him at that Marshmallow place he always goes to. He then watches Homestar walk by the place four or five times before he actaully comes in. Homestar thinks he is applying for a job so he brings his "resume". At least he answered one of the questions well.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

'''Page Title:''' Interview

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad typing in the Office Type Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' (narrating) Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments and get down to the chewy caramel centre of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So Dumbstar has me meet him at this fruity little marshmallow stand he's always going to. He kept me waiting a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by like five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume, you will see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww. Moving on. I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee. ''{enters and sits down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. Now, tell us about you girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' My baking, eh? I do like to enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and- Hey wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair. ''{cuts to a field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}'' The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even. ''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, takes the duct tape off himself, and takes the spear.}''

''STRONG SAD:'' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around.}'' La-da-dee-la-da.

== Fun Facts ==
*The marshmallow place they are at is called "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)]]" which is also the name of an old toon.
*In the beginning of this short, we see a cigarette butt burning out in an ashtry, most likely the only reference EVER to Strong Bad smoking. It was most likely a reference to film noir.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch "The Interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.swf watch "The Interview" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]]

The Best Decemberween Ever

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:34:18 GMT

Mike: spelling mistake

=== Summary ===
Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect Decemberween present for [[Strong Bad]].

'''Features:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Page Title:''' Sposored by Dolly Madison!

== Transcript ==
''{A calender shows up, tacked to a wall. Red "X's" mark out days on the calender. The calender dates turn to the credits. Music plays.}''

''{Music still plays. Homestar walks out of his house in a brown hat. He makes snow-prints in the snow. It is snowing outside. He walks up to a brick wall and stands beside Strong Sad, who is leaning on it.}''

''{Breathing, breath is visible}'' Uhh... Uhh... ''{long silence}'' Uhhhh...

''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?

''{Silhouete}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and I know he says "holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect prestent, he just might like me again.

''{Strong Sad close-up}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!

''{Back out from Strong Sad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar runs off quickly.}''

''{Cuts to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of a bunch of Christmas trees.}''

''' COACH Z :''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya'. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess... I can't just rush into the score zone.

''' COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach! That's your answer for everything!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{Silence, then Coach Z holds up some mouth-wash.}'' Mouth-wash?

''{Cuts to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's house. She is drawing protest signs as they talk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He dosn't seem to have many of those.

''{Zooms to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he just enjoys going topless.

''{Zooms back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a juice harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...

''{Zooms to Homestar again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas. ''{Zooms to Homestars face again}''''{Laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. {Chuckles.}

''{Back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Mad, she turns to Homestar}'' Why don't you go bother someone else?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea!

''{Music plays. Silhouete of Homestar walking along a bunch of snow-covered trees. They sway back and forth.}''

''{Homestar walks over to Bubs Concession Stand. He has a bunch of lights and holiday decorations.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey there Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a frickin' present for Strong Bad.

'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ Zooms to Homestar, who leans back }'' ''{Annoyed}'' Yes, I know! I know!

'''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy stuff!

''{Homestar pulls up an old NES "Tag Team Wrestling" Video game.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No...

''{ He throws it behind him. Pulls out gold, sparkling gloves with cursive letters "SB"''.}

No...

''{Throws that behind him. Pulls out Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking in it''.}

Uh... are you allowed to sell this?

''{ Throws that back. Pulls out a poster that says "Framton Comes Alive!" with an autograph by Peter Frampton.''.}

No...

''{Silhouete of Bubs Concession Stand with Homestar standing in front of it. All the stuff Homestar threw back is laying in a pile.}''

That's it! This is the perfect present!

''{Cuts to all the gang standing around exchanging gifts.}''

''{The Cheat opens a gift to see it explode in his face. It blows his hair back and he is all black.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening a gift, which comes out to be a Coach Z scratch n' sniff calender.}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.

'''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell October!

''{Slides to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! It's from me. It took forever to find it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ Opens gift to find it a Deep Impact DVD}'' What!? The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I bought it for you again!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''This is the best Decemberween ever!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is the worst Decemberween ever!

'''ALL:''' ''{Singing to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree"}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.

'''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from right}'' What are you guys talking about?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey who the crap let Strong Sad out?

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

''{Music cuts out and Coach Z falls into the snow.}''

=== Easter Eggs ===
*When Homestar is talking to [[Bubs]] at his concession stand, you can remove some of the christmas lights and move them around.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The beginning of the toon, with Homestar walking out of the house and along the low brick walll, is a reference to the "Peanuts" cartoons by Charles Shultz, which had the exact same backdrop. Strong Sad plays the part of Linus and Homestar plays the part of Charlie Brown. It also pays homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials).
*NOTE: The above reference ''may'' in fact be well-deserved kudos to the recently deceased Charles Shultz at the time.
*Among the items Homestar finds at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs]]' is a copy of the NES game ''Tag Team Wrestling''.
*In the end "song", the Poopsmith in the background is not singing along because he has pledged a vow of silence (except for when he spoke in commas in sbemail 112 [[old comics]]).

=== Additional Information ===
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html Toon].
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.swf Toon in Fullscreen].

The Best Decemberween Ever

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:33:55 GMT

Mike: Adding fun fact to decemberween

=== Summary ===
Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect Decemberween present for [[Strong Bad]].

'''Features:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Page Title:''' Sposored by Dolly Madison!

== Transcript ==
''{A calender shows up, tacked to a wall. Red "X's" mark out days on the calender. The calender dates turn to the credits. Music plays.}''

''{Music still plays. Homestar walks out of his house in a brown hat. He makes snow-prints in the snow. It is snowing outside. He walks up to a brick wall and stands beside Strong Sad, who is leaning on it.}''

''{Breathing, breath is visible}'' Uhh... Uhh... ''{long silence}'' Uhhhh...

''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?

''{Silhouete}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and I know he says "holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect prestent, he just might like me again.

''{Strong Sad close-up}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!

''{Back out from Strong Sad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar runs off quickly.}''

''{Cuts to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of a bunch of Christmas trees.}''

''' COACH Z :''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya'. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess... I can't just rush into the score zone.

''' COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach! That's your answer for everything!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{Silence, then Coach Z holds up some mouth-wash.}'' Mouth-wash?

''{Cuts to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's house. She is drawing protest signs as they talk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He dosn't seem to have many of those.

''{Zooms to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he just enjoys going topless.

''{Zooms back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a juice harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...

''{Zooms to Homestar again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas. ''{Zooms to Homestars face again}''''{Laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. {Chuckles.}

''{Back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Mad, she turns to Homestar}'' Why don't you go bother someone else?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea!

''{Music plays. Silhouete of Homestar walking along a bunch of snow-covered trees. They sway back and forth.}''

''{Homestar walks over to Bubs Concession Stand. He has a bunch of lights and holiday decorations.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey there Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a frickin' present for Strong Bad.

'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ Zooms to Homestar, who leans back }'' ''{Annoyed}'' Yes, I know! I know!

'''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy stuff!

''{Homestar pulls up an old NES "Tag Team Wrestling" Video game.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No...

''{ He throws it behind him. Pulls out gold, sparkling gloves with cursive letters "SB"''.}

No...

''{Throws that behind him. Pulls out Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking in it''.}

Uh... are you allowed to sell this?

''{ Throws that back. Pulls out a poster that says "Framton Comes Alive!" with an autograph by Peter Frampton.''.}

No...

''{Silhouete of Bubs Concession Stand with Homestar standing in front of it. All the stuff Homestar threw back is laying in a pile.}''

That's it! This is the perfect present!

''{Cuts to all the gang standing around exchanging gifts.}''

''{The Cheat opens a gift to see it explode in his face. It blows his hair back and he is all black.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening a gift, which comes out to be a Coach Z scratch n' sniff calender.}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.

'''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell October!

''{Slides to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! It's from me. It took forever to find it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ Opens gift to find it a Deep Impact DVD}'' What!? The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I bought it for you again!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''This is the best Decemberween ever!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is the worst Decemberween ever!

'''ALL:''' ''{Singing to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree"}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.

'''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from right}'' What are you guys talking about?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey who the crap let Strong Sad out?

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

''{Music cuts out and Coach Z falls into the snow.}''

=== Easter Eggs ===
*When Homestar is talking to [[Bubs]] at his concession stand, you can remove some of the christmas lights and move them around.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The beginning of the toon, with Homestar walking out of the house and along the low brick walll, is a reference to the "Peanuts" cartoons by Charles Shultz, which had the exact same backdrop. Strong Sad plays the part of Linus and Homestar plays the part of Charlie Brown. It also pays homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials).
*NOTE: The above reference ''may'' in fact be well-deserved kodos to the recently deceased Charles Shultz at the time.
*Among the items Homestar finds at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs]]' is a copy of the NES game ''Tag Team Wrestling''.
*In the end "song", the Poopsmith in the background is not singing along because he has pledged a vow of silence (except for when he spoke in commas in sbemail 112 [[old comics]]).

=== Additional Information ===
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html Toon].
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.swf Toon in Fullscreen].

The Best Decemberween Ever

Mike — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:29:13 GMT

Mike: charles shultz reference in decemberween

=== Summary ===
Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect Decemberween present for [[Strong Bad]].

'''Features:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Page Title:''' Sposored by Dolly Madison!

== Transcript ==
''{A calender shows up, tacked to a wall. Red "X's" mark out days on the calender. The calender dates turn to the credits. Music plays.}''

''{Music still plays. Homestar walks out of his house in a brown hat. He makes snow-prints in the snow. It is snowing outside. He walks up to a brick wall and stands beside Strong Sad, who is leaning on it.}''

''{Breathing, breath is visible}'' Uhh... Uhh... ''{long silence}'' Uhhhh...

''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?

''{Silhouete}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and I know he says "holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect prestent, he just might like me again.

''{Strong Sad close-up}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!

''{Back out from Strong Sad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar runs off quickly.}''

''{Cuts to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of a bunch of Christmas trees.}''

''' COACH Z :''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya'. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess... I can't just rush into the score zone.

''' COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach! That's your answer for everything!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{Silence, then Coach Z holds up some mouth-wash.}'' Mouth-wash?

''{Cuts to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's house. She is drawing protest signs as they talk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He dosn't seem to have many of those.

''{Zooms to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he just enjoys going topless.

''{Zooms back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a juice harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...

''{Zooms to Homestar again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas. ''{Zooms to Homestars face again}''''{Laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. {Chuckles.}

''{Back out}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Mad, she turns to Homestar}'' Why don't you go bother someone else?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea!

''{Music plays. Silhouete of Homestar walking along a bunch of snow-covered trees. They sway back and forth.}''

''{Homestar walks over to Bubs Concession Stand. He has a bunch of lights and holiday decorations.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey there Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a frickin' present for Strong Bad.

'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ Zooms to Homestar, who leans back }'' ''{Annoyed}'' Yes, I know! I know!

'''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy stuff!

''{Homestar pulls up an old NES "Tag Team Wrestling" Video game.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No...

''{ He throws it behind him. Pulls out gold, sparkling gloves with cursive letters "SB"''.}

No...

''{Throws that behind him. Pulls out Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking in it''.}

Uh... are you allowed to sell this?

''{ Throws that back. Pulls out a poster that says "Framton Comes Alive!" with an autograph by Peter Frampton.''.}

No...

''{Silhouete of Bubs Concession Stand with Homestar standing in front of it. All the stuff Homestar threw back is laying in a pile.}''

That's it! This is the perfect present!

''{Cuts to all the gang standing around exchanging gifts.}''

''{The Cheat opens a gift to see it explode in his face. It blows his hair back and he is all black.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening a gift, which comes out to be a Coach Z scratch n' sniff calender.}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.

'''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell October!

''{Slides to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! It's from me. It took forever to find it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ Opens gift to find it a Deep Impact DVD}'' What!? The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I bought it for you again!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''This is the best Decemberween ever!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is the worst Decemberween ever!

'''ALL:''' ''{Singing to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree"}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.

'''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from right}'' What are you guys talking about?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey who the crap let Strong Sad out?

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!

'''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact!

'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

''{Music cuts out and Coach Z falls into the snow.}''

=== Easter Eggs ===
*When Homestar is talking to [[Bubs]] at his concession stand, you can remove some of the christmas lights and move them around.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The beginning of the toon, with Homestar walking out of the house and along the low brick walll, is a reference to the "Peanuts" cartoons by Charles Shultz, which had the exact same backdrop. Strong Sad plays the part of Linus and Homestar plays the part of Charlie Brown. It also pays homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials).
*NOTE: The above reference ''may'' in fact be well-deserved kodos to the recently deceased Charles Shultz at the time.
*Among the items Homestar finds at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs]]' is a copy of the NES game ''Tag Team Wrestling''.

=== Additional Information ===
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html Toon].
*Watch the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.swf Toon in Fullscreen].