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====September 14, 2009====
*{{u|mp}} [[Main Page Message]]: ''[[New Toon Soon|new short soon]]''

====September 1, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[dictionary]] {{watch|sbemail204.html}}

====August 31, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Scroll Button Song]]: "It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és!"

====August 27, 2009====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: a mary alice original
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: homespittles
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Zip Hoodie 20% Off Sale]]

====August 24, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[On Break]] {{watch|onbreak.html}}

====August 10, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[independent‎]] {{watch|sbemail203.html}}


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Main Page Messages

Mini-Geek — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:51:10 GMT

Mini-Geek: moved new short soon to reused

[[Image:Main Page Message.PNG|thumb|225px|Precursor to sbemail podcast]]
The '''Main Page messages''' alert visitors to what's new at [[homestarrunner.com]]. The messages usually appear early on Monday morning to let people know that a new toon or Strong Bad Email will be released [[New Toon Soon|soon]]. They are located at the top right corner of most [[Main Pages]], and generally change color (and sometimes wording) when rolled over or clicked. The entries are displayed using the font [[Fonts#Potrzebie|Potrzebie]]. This article lists all known messages featured on the Main Pages.
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! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
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| email soon || || [[Strong Bad Email]] Menu || green || Often used if an email will be released before the end of the week or day. On March 12, 2007, it linked to a [[404'd]] page which was later replaced with a near-complete version of [[your funeral]]. The message was used on April 9, 2007 to link to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]].
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| new answering machine || || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] Version X.2 || light blue|| Used for new Marzipan's Answering Machine.
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| new sbemail a-comin' || || || green || Occasionally used if an email will be released late Monday.
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| sbemail soon! || || || green || Also used occasionally when an email is late. On August 31, 2009, the message could still scroll to the next update when the mouse was on it.
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| new strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Most common message.
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| strong bad email || || [[Strong Bad Email]] #X || green || Used if something else, like a new toon or short, is released one week after a Strong Bad Email's release date. During some weeks it is not seen at all. During the week of August 27, 2007, there was a "new strong bad email" button for [[hygiene]] and a "strong bad email" button for [[concert]].
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| old strong bad email || || Previous week's email || green || Used to link to an email released the previous week when had been an email the current week also.
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| sbemail podcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || light grey/black || Once changed to "sbemails on ipod!" From early 2006 to July 16, 2007, it was always posted last before the message cycle starts again every week. It began advertising the 2008 podcasts on April 14 and was later removed on June 5.
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| podcast is back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Later in the first day of the 2008 Podcast releases, the podcast message was changed to this. Currently appears at the end of the message cycle every week.
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| teen girl squad! || || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #X || pink || Used for new Teen Girl Squad issues.
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| new holiday toon || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]].
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| halloween toon! || || || orange || Used for new [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween Toons]].
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| new short soon || || || yellow || Used if a new short is going to be released late.
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| new toon soon || || [[New Stuff]] || blue || Used if a new toon or, sometimes, a new short is going to be released late.
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| new short toon! || || || red || Used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]], though on [[Career Day|one occasion]], it led to a big toon.
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| new short! || || || varies || Another one used for new [[Toons#Shorts|Short Toons]].
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| new main page! || || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] X || yellow/blue || Used for new main pages.
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| quote of the month! || quote of the day! || [[Quote of the Week]] Popup || || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons. Note that when rolled over, the button read "quote of the week!"
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| weekly fanstuff || || [[Weekly Fanstuff]] Popup || yellow || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
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| sketchbook || || [[Sketchbook]] Popup || red || Used before introduction of the three weeklies buttons.
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| sbemails on ipod! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used before the what's new button was changed to "sbemail podcast!".
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| short toon soon! || || || red || Used when a new short will be released soon.
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| new dvd! || || [[Store]] || varies || Notified the releases of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] (with a white message), [[Everything Else Volume 2]] (gold), and [[Everything Else Volume 3]] (red).
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| sbemails return next week! || || || green || Used to notify fans of the end of a break. Used January 15th at the end of the winter break, and August 7th 2007 at the end of the baby break.
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| 10% off sale! || || 10% off sale at the Store || orange/blue ||
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| puppetween || || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] (2004), [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] (2007) || black ||
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| halloween stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || orange || Used in October 2007 and 2008.
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| wii/PC game out now! || episode X out now! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || varies || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
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| ween toon soon || || A teaser for the next [[Halloween]] special || green || Was first used to link to [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]].
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| new hremail! || || [[Hremail]] #X || green || Was first used to link to [[Hremail 62]].
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| strong bad's cool game! || for Wii and PC! || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || red || Button doesn't work on [[Main Page 23]].
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! Button !! Pressed Button !! Links to !! Color !! Notes
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| new fan costumes! || || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || black/orange ||
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| marshmallow commercial || || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || light blue || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| 3 new home pages || || [[Main Page 11]] || brown || Posted when main pages [[Main Page 9|9]], [[Main Page 10|10]], and [[Main Page 11|11]] came out. Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| pop quiz || || [[Homestar Quiz]] || orange || Button still appears on the [[Luau Main Page]].
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| baby trogdors are back! || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || blue || Baby clothes are back in stock.
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| trogdor baby clothes || || [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_baby_trogdor|Baby Trogdor onesies and toddler t-shirts]] || gold || To advertise the new baby clothes.
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| trogdor's 3rd birthday || || [[Happy Trogday]] || indigo ||
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| 10 years shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar's 10th Birthday Shirt]] || yellow || Advertising new 10th anniversary T-Shirt.
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| deck toon || || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || red || Button was renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| 10 years! || || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || blue || Meant to inform people about the 10th anniversary toon.
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| kid speedy version 1.new! || || [[Kid Speedy]] || light blue || Meant to inform people that a new version of kid speedy has been released.
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| Duck Guardian || || [[Duck Guardian One]] || orange ||
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| dungeon man 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange ||
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| super brave!! || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange ||
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| these kids rule || || [[Super Brave!!]] || orange || Button renamed the week after Super Brave was released.
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| snow globe || || [[Snow Globe]] || red ||
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| biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || yellow ||
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| more biz cas fri || || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || yellow ||
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| new biz cas fri! || || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || light blue ||
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| sign up for h*r updates || || updates@homestarrunner.com || purple || Put up to let people sign up to be informed of new updates on Homestar Runner. [[The Brothers Chaps]] do not check this anymore.
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| puppet thingie || || [[Labor Dabor]] || orange ||
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|get ye flask shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_get_ye_flask|Get Ye Flask t-shirt]] || Black || Informs people of a new shirt at the [[Store]].
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| 2nd set of figurines!! || || [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurines]] || orange ||
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| dungeonman 3! || || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || orange || Meant to inform people of a new game that had been released.
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| strong bad puppet || || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || yellow ||
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| old timey halloween || || [[That A Ghost]] || white ||
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| workin as fast as we can || || || orange || Meant to inform people that the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|2005 Halloween toon]] was in production.
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| it's still halloween || in certain time zones || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || || The 2005 Halloween toon was released after midnight of Oct. 31, Atlanta time.
|-
| Coach Z shirt! || || [[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z shirt]] || green ||
|-
| strong bad email? || || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || green || Posted the week after the [[Compy]] got shotgunned in the email [[virus]].
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| support the municipality || we're onto you || Popup Poster download || dark grey || Released after [[disconnected]] with the other Weeklies.
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| nothing else! || || || blue || Displayed along with "new sbemail" on Jan. 8, 2006, which had been the only update in the past month.
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| atlanta fans click here! || || || white || Regarding [[Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival - 22 October 2005|Paste Rock 'n Reel Festival]]. Posted on Oct. 20, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Thursday, October 20, 2005|here]].
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| h*r at dragoncon! || || || light grey || Regarding DragonCon '05. Posted on Aug. 31, 2005. Message archived [[H*R.com updates 2005#Wednesday, August 31, 2005|here]].
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| hey, a new toon!! || || [[Cool Things]] || light orange ||
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| old shirts going away || || || || Referring to Homestar Classic and Homestar Running T-shirts. Posted on July 24, 2005.
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| new short shortly || || || grey || Posted before the release of [[Senorial Day]].
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| senorial day! || || [[Senorial Day]] || orange ||
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| sbemail 150?!? || || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || purple || Put up the week before [[Strong Bad Email]] [[alternate universe|#150]] was released.
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| king of town toon! || || [[senior prom]] || || Titled as a joke; button later changed to regular "strong bad email" button.
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| april fool's thing! || || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || blue || The toon it links to was originally put on the main page for [[Holidays|April Fools]].
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| new game preview! || || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || dark blue || Linked to the teaser for [[Peasant's Quest]].
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| peasant's quest! || || [[Peasant's Quest]] || dark brown ||
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| super bowl halftime! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Posted at the halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.
|-
| peasant's quest trailer! || || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || blue || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| decemberween in july! || || [[Decemberween In July]] || red ||
|-
| new sbemail part one! || || retirement A || green || Announced the release of part one of [[retirement]].
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| new sbemail part two! || || retirement B || green || Announced the release of part two of [[retirement]]. (note that the message linking to the combined version simply read "Strong Bad Email."
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| short shorts! || || [[Summer Short Shorts]]|| ||
|-
| weclome back! || || [[Weclome Back]]|| ||The first new toon in over a month.
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| back to our roots! || || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|| ||The first toon in 9 years animated with Mario Paint.
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| holiday toon a-brewin || || || blue || Used shortly before [[Let us give TANKS!]] was released.
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| D'ween shorts! || || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || red ||
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| thanksgiving toon || || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || red ||Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| pumpkin stencils || || [[Punkin Stencils]] || black || Used in October 2006.
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| missing lappy || || [[Lappynapped!]] || black || Took viewers to the teaser for [[retirement]].
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| happy hallow-day || || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| holiday savings! || || [[Decemberween]] 2006 sale|| dark blue ||
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| teen girl squadcast! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || white || Used instead of "sbemail podcast!" the first time a Teen Girl Squad podcast was made.
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| cool new poster! || || [[Store]] || blue ||
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| cheat plush sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Kick_The_Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] Valentine's Day sale || blue ||
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| dvd combo sale! || || [[Everything Else]] DVD combo || indigo ||
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| 10% off sale! || || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] || orange || Posted for the semi-annual 10% off sale in the store.
|-
| new cartoon! || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Note that for about two weeks, the message continued to claim the video was "new."
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| drive thru! || || [[Drive Thru]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| wii owners! || || [[Viidelectrix]], though indirectly || dark red || Posted January 29, 2007 to announce [[Viidelectrix|new Wii versions of games.]] It opens an on-screen message directing visitors to [http://www.videlectrix.com/vii http://www.videlectrix.com/vii]. (It didn't work on Main Pages 22 or 23).
|-
| kot toon! || || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's release.
|-
| cardgage shirt! || || [[Senor Cardgage]] shirt || indigo ||
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| pistols for pandas shirt! || || [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] T-shirt || indigo ||
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| hoodies clearance! || || [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|Hooded Sweatshirt]] clearance || indigo ||
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| poopsmith baby clothes || || [[The Poopsmith]] Baby Clothes || brown ||
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| trogdor for wii! || || [[Viidelectrix]] || red || Posted when wii versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] were released.
|-
| 2 many knives || || [[An Important Rap Song]] || yellow || Part of the rap song that [[Crack Stuntman]] sings in the toon has "Kids don't play with too many knives" in the lyrics; the message was renamed about two weeks after the toon's debut.
|-
| sbemail 169 lost scene! || || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || yellow ||
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| pandas are back! || || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] shirt || blue || Posted after more shirts were made.
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| new big toon! || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red ||
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| dna evidence || || [[DNA Evidence]] || red || Button renamed the week after the toon's debut.
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| new sbemail dvd! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] || orange ||
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| you reek-a shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_you_reeka|You Reek-A! T-Shirt]] || blue ||
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| one two, one two! || || [[One Two, One Two]] || yellow || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| strong bad sale! || || [[Strong Bad]] sale at the [[Store]] || blue ||
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| date nite! || || [[Date Nite]] || red ||
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| takin' a baby break || || Announcing a short break, linked to a [[:Image:Real Baby Lady Message.png|pop-up message]] || baby blue || Posted after [[Jackie Chapman]]'s new baby was born.
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| ever and more! || || [[Ever and More!]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| 'new' videlectrix game! || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || The word "new" is in quotes because the box and description of the game first appeared in Videlectrix's catalog about 2 1/2 years earlier.
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| where's an egg? || || [[Where's An Egg?]] || red || Button renamed about three weeks after the game's debut.
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| toy sale! || || [[Store_Toys#Collectible_Figurines|Collectible Figurine]] sale || blue ||
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| quality time || || [[Quality Time]] || red || Button renamed the week after the short's debut.
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| trogdor poster! || || [[Trogdor]] poster || orange ||
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| trogdor tote bag || || Trogdor tote bag || blue ||
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| limozeen vs. sloshy || || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || red ||
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| sloshy shirt! || || [[Store T-shirts|sloshy T-shirt]] || black || The "o" in "[[sloshy]]" was written in red to resemble the band's logo.
|-
| new homestar shirt || || [[Store T-shirts|Wind-up Homestar Shirt]] || blue ||
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| october coupon dealie || || October coupon promotion at the [[Store]] || orange ||
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| eh! steve! shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts|Eh! Steve! shirt]] || tan ||
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| stinkoman comic creator || || [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]] || red || Posted the week the game was updated and added to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]].
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| halloween toon! || || [[Jibblies 2]] || green ||
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| fan costumes || || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || orange ||
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| coach z vs. Peacey P || || [[Rap Song]] || blue ||
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| thanksgiving short! || || [[Toikey TV]] || brown ||
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| strong bad zip-up hoodies || || Strong Bad Zip Up Hoodies || light blue ||
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| $2.99 shipping special || || Black Friday 2007 sale || red ||
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| kick the cheat endangered! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation sale || red || Posted when less than 200 [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat dolls]] were left unpurchased.
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| happy decemberween! || || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || purple ||
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| kick the cheat extinct! || || Adopt The Cheat Foundation || red || Posted when the store was sold out of Kick The Cheat dolls.
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| trogdor sale soon || || [[Store]] || red || Posted a week before [[Trogdor]]'s 5th birthday.
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| podcast returns thursday || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podstar Runner had previously been discontinued for about three and a half months.
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| podcasts are back! || || [[Podstar Runner]] || black || Podcast Runner returns with [[looking old]].
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| guest wallpaper || || Two sizes of desktop wallpaper featuring [[Trogdor]] as [[:Image:guestwallpapertrogdor.png|drawn by Rob Schrab]]. || yellow ||
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| happy trogday! || || [[Trogday 08]] || green || The button color was changed to red the week after the toon's debut.
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| trogdor sale! || || Trogday 2008 sale || red ||
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| new trogdor shirt! || || Five-dor shirt || blue ||
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| fan wallpaper || || 3D Poopsmith wallpaper || yellow || The wallpaper was created from a picture displayed in the newest [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]] at the time.
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| homsar cardgage sale || || Store || orange ||
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| halftime show! || || [[Sloshybowl]] || brown ||
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| old timey toon || || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || gray || The font was written in dark gray.
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| new patches! || || February 2008 patches || red ||
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| non-sequitur champ! || || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || blue ||
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| the pizz t-shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts|The Pizz Shirt]] || red ||
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| limozeen live! || || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || green || On March 31, 2008, the button turned pink and linked directly to the video, skipping a dated poster for the Limozeen concert.
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| blubb-o's! || || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || yellow || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| dvd sale! || || 2008 Easter Egg sale || pink ||
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| eggs! || || [[Rotten Eggs]] || blue ||
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| limozeen show online || || [[Teeg Dougland]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=tdougland YouTube channel] || pink ||
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| game news soon || || || red || Hints at the announcement of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
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| wiiware game! || || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || yellow ||
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| nebulon shirts! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_nebulon|Nebulon T-shirts]] || blue ||
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| workin' on the game || || [[Workin' on the Game]] || red ||
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| t-shirt sale! || || 2008 Memorial Day sale || blue ||
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| t-shirt clearance! || || 2008 Post-Memorial Day Sale || blue ||
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| somber vaction || || [[Somber Vacation]] || dark red ||
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| playdate! || || [[Play Date]] || green || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| sbcg'''4'''ap! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow ||
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| strong bad on wii! || || [[Telltale Games]]' website for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] || yellow || Button changed from "sbcg'''4'''ap!" to this one month after the button first appeared.
|-
| homestar t-shirt || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_homestar_classic|Classic Homestar T-Shirt]] || blue ||
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| baloney man || || [[The Baloneyman]] || red || Button renamed a week after the toon's debut.
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| strong badman shirt! || || [[Strong Badman]] T-shirt || blue ||
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| new cheat commandos || || [[The Next Epi-snowed]] || red ||
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| wiiware game coming 8/11 || || A [[:Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for SBCG4AP || yellow ||
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| powered by the cheat || || [[Trudgemank]] || red ||
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| place ya bets! || || [[Place Ya Bets!]] || light blue ||
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| 200th sbemail! || || [[email thunder]] || green ||
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| red cheat shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_the_cheat|Red The Cheat shirt]] || red ||
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| pixel ghost shirt! || || [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_ghost|Bad Graphics Ghost shirt]] || black || The text changes from white to green (to match the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]) when you roll over the message.
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| limozeen show || || An advertisement for [[Limozeen Live! - 8 Nov 2008]] || lavender ||
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| halloween short! || || [[Costume Commercial]] || yellow ||
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| baddest of the bands! || for wiiware and PC! || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo Spot]] || red ||
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| dangeresque puppets || || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || yellow ||
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| pixel ghost sale! || pixel ghost shirt! || Bad Graphics Ghost shirt || black ||
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| dangeresque 3 wiiware game! || out now for wiiware/PC! || A [[:Image:Dangeresque 3 Pop Up.PNG|pop-up ad]] for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || red ||
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| sbemail dvd 6! || || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] || orange ||
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| thnikka shirt! || || Thnikkaman T-shirt || dark blue ||
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| new videlectrix game! || || [[Videlectrix]]'s website || green || Posted to announce the release of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].
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| coach z short! || || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || light blue ||
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| SBCG4AP season finale! || featuring Trogdor! || A [[:Image:8-Bit_Is_Enough_Pop_Up.png|pop-up ad]] for [[8-Bit is Enough]] || red ||
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| holiday songs! || || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || green ||
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| holiday toon! || || [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || light blue ||
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| old hremail || || [[Hremail 2000]] || green || Used to link [[Hremail 2000]] after a week.
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| four gregs! || || [[4 Gregs]] || dark blue ||
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| homestar hoodie! || || Homestar Zip Hood || orange ||
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| career day! || || [[Career Day]] || yellow ||
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| new strong bad email ||new strong bad email? || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Not Quite Strong Bad Email as an early [[April Fools' Day]] joke.
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| best of sbemails dvd! || || SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD || orange ||
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| sbemailiarized! || || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || green || Button changed a week after the toon's debut.
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| cheat song || || [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || red ||
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| donut place! || || [[Donut Unto Others]] || pink || Button changed a week after toon's debut.
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| earthday totebag! || || Green Cheat Tote Bag || brown ||
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| strong bad game on dvd! || || A pop-up ad for [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]] || red || Posted when the DVD became available for preorder.
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| cheat commandos || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] || light blue ||
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| cheat commandos pt. 2 || || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] || purple || The button once changed to "cheat commandos pt. 1" when rolled over.
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| kick the cheat contest! || || A pop-up ad for the [[Store#June 3, 2009|Win the last remaining Kick the Cheat]] contest || yellow ||
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| 13% off sale! || || 13th Anniversary Sale || blue/teal || An ad for the [[Store Front Page News 2009#July 20, 2009|"13th Anniversary 13% Off" Sale]]. The button used to not link to the store (or anywhere at all), and for some reason 13% changed to 15% when the button was pressed. This was all fixed later.
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====September 14, 2009====
*{{u|mp}} [[Main Page Message]]: New Short Soon

====September 1, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[dictionary]] {{watch|sbemail204.html}}

====August 31, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Scroll Button Song]]: "It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és!"

====August 27, 2009====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: a mary alice original
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: homespittles
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Zip Hoodie 20% Off Sale]]

====August 24, 2009====
*{{u|hr}} [[Short]]: [[On Break]] {{watch|onbreak.html}}

====August 10, 2009====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[independent‎]] {{watch|sbemail203.html}}


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Subtitles:whereis/en

Mini-Geek — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:18:50 GMT

Mini-Geek: using sfx=yes instead of and parentheses where possible

{{subtitles|Where's The Cheat?}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="whereis.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="238" end="262" speaker="homestar">Dik, doing!</line>
<line start="268" end="287" speaker="homestar">Dik, sboing!</line>
<line start="292" end="306" speaker="sfx">Ding!</line>
<line start="356" end="390" speaker="homestar">Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!</line>
<line start="392" end="425" speaker="homestar">Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger.</line>
<line start="426" end="444" speaker="marzipan">Oh, thanks, Homestar!</line>
<line start="445" end="483" speaker="marzipan">Oh! He's just adorable! He's got a little face.</line>
<line start="486" end="517" speaker="homestar">Yeah, I thought that was great, too.</line>
<line start="518" end="568" speaker="homestar">The olives, um, kinda look like... he has eyes.</line>
<line start="570" end="611" speaker="marzipan">Little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile?</line>
<line start="612" end="654" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I don't think I'm gonna eat this. He's just too cute!</line>
<line start="656" end="675" speaker="homestar">Umm... yeah.</line>
<line start="677" end="722" speaker="homestar">It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute.</line>
<line start="723" end="744">
<marzipan>Oh, yes he is that cute!</marzipan>
<sfx>phone rings</sfx>
</line>
<line start="746" end="785">
<marzipan>Aren't you that cute? Aren't you that cute? Yes you are.</marzipan>
<sfx>phone continues to ring</sfx>
</line>
<line start="786" end="821">
<homestar>Umm... Marzipan?</homestar>
<marzipan>Yes... you... are! Oh yes you are.</marzipan>
<sfx>phone continues to ring</sfx>
</line>
<line start="822" end="874">
<homestar>Um, I think your phone... is ringing.</homestar>
<marzipan>Now do a little smile for me. Do a smile, that's it.</marzipan>
<sfx>phone continues to ring</sfx>
</line>
<line start="875" end="906">
<homestar>Yeah, definitely your phone's ringing.</homestar>
<marzipan>That's it. Oh, I like your lettuce.</marzipan>
<sfx>phone continues to ring</sfx>
</line>
<line start="909" end="927" speaker="homestar">Um... are you gonna get that?</line>
<line start="929" end="984">
<sfx>Beep!</sfx>
<marzipan voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.</marzipan>
<sfx>Beep!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="986" end="1002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey Marzipan.</line>
<line start="1003" end="1040" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Have you seen The Cheat? Because we can't find him anywhere.</line>
<line start="1042" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, this is Strong Bad and— uh, ooh, um... (clears throat)</line>
<line start="1084" end="1132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean this—this is Homestar... Runner.</line>
<line start="1133" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh Marzipan... um... I killed Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="1194" end="1248" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, we're—we were playing badminton in his yard...</line>
<line start="1249" end="1277" speaker="strongbad">...and I got mad and I killed him!</line>
<line start="1280" end="1344" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh no, I need your help... burying his body...</line>
<line start="1346" end="1409" speaker="strongbad">Oh, bring some towels... and some garbage bags... (sniffs)</line>
<line start="1410" end="1447" speaker="strongbad">Uh... this is Homestar...</line>
<line start="1457" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom, cell.</line>
<line start="1478" end="1519" speaker="strongbad">Bwa ha ha ha! Oh man, that was so great!</line>
<line start="1520" end="1538" speaker="strongbad">You guys shoulda heard that man!</line>
<line start="1539" end="1587" speaker="strongbad">I pretended to be Homestar, and I said I killed you, Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="1588" end="1646">
<strongbad>Like, Marzipan's gonna freak out—</strongbad>
<strongmad>THE CHEEEEEAAAAT! Huh?</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="1647" end="1670" speaker="strongbad">Oh, The Cheat. Right, right.</line>
<line start="1673" end="1690" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom, cell again.</line>
<line start="1691" end="1701" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1723" end="1737" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello?</line>
<line start="1739" end="1770" speaker="strongbad">Hey wiener. Is The Cheat over there?</line>
<line start="1771" end="1811" speaker="strongbad">Don't you guys play Candy Land sometimes or something?</line>
<line start="1813" end="1860" speaker="strongsad">Oh no. The Cheat and I play Jenga on Tuesdays.</line>
<line start="1861" end="1888" speaker="strongsad">Tonight is my night to play—</line>
<line start="1889" end="1920">
<strongsad volume="0.7" voiceover="voiceover">—Caaardinal Sins.</strongsad>
<strongbad>Okay, so The Cheat is not there. Thanks. Bye.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1928" end="1952" speaker="strongbad">I mean, where could he be, you know?</line>
<line start="1953" end="2006" speaker="strongbad">It's like, what part of "Meet us at the stick" didn't he understand?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2063" speaker="strongbad">Well, I guess we should go look for him. Come on, guys.</line>
<line start="2106" end="2140" speaker="bubs">—see here... twenty-four... seventeen...</line>
<line start="2148" end="2186" speaker="bubs">Hey you guys! This isn't another shake-down, is it?</line>
<line start="2187" end="2237" speaker="strongbad">Naw, man. We're just looking for The Cheat. You seen him?</line>
<line start="2238" end="2252" speaker="bubs">Well, let's see here.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2305" speaker="bubs">Candy bars, popcorns, ketchup, catsup... Uh, nope!</line>
<line start="2306" end="2325" speaker="bubs">I'm fresh outta Cheats.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2370">
<marzipan>Somebody needs a name! Who needs a name?</marzipan>
<homestar>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2374" end="2417">
<marzipan>You need a name, that's who! I think I'll call you Homestar Junior.</marzipan>
<homestar>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2419" end="2440">
<marzipan>Homestar Junior!</marzipan>
<homestar>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2443" end="2468">
<marzipan>Do a smile for me, Homestar Junior!</marzipan>
<homestar>Uhhhhhh...</homestar> <sfx>Crash!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2469" end="2496" speaker="marzipan">Who's the cutest, Homestar Junior?</line>
<line start="2499" end="2530" speaker="coachz">Sorry, boys, I haven't seen The Chort.</line>
<line start="2531" end="2582" speaker="coachz">Though I have caught him sleepin' in that far locker there from time to time.</line>
<line start="2584" end="2605" speaker="strongbad">Lessee what we got in here.</line>
<line start="2611" end="2632" speaker="strongbad">Nope, he's not here.</line>
<line start="2633" end="2675" speaker="strongbad">Though I see he has been cheating on his New Year's Resolution.</line>
<line start="2680" end="2723" speaker="strongbad">Though I can't really blame him. You know, because he's The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2738" end="2762" speaker="strongmad">Uhhh... (sniff, sniff)</line>
<line start="2763" end="2829" speaker="strongmad" sfx="yes">sad mumbling</line>
<line start="2830" end="2848" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry, big guy.</line>
<line start="2849" end="2897" speaker="strongbad">We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2996" end="3025" speaker="strongmad">UGH! ...The Cheat?</line>
<line start="3079" end="3102" speaker="strongsad">Okay, your turn.</line>
<line start="3109" end="3173" speaker="homsar">Oh no! You shanked my Jengaship!</line>
<line start="3190" end="3243" speaker="strongsad">I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four.</line>
<line start="3250" end="3282" speaker="bubs">Hey you guys. Where The Cheat is at?</line>
<line start="3284" end="3318" speaker="strongsad">Oh, I don't know. It's just us two.</line>
<line start="3319" end="3387" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam.</line>
<line start="3396" end="3415" speaker="bubs">Don't you talk to me.</line>
<line start="3457" end="3502" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat? The Cheat!</line>
<line start="3506" end="3538" speaker="strongbad">Uhh... How's it going, Tire?</line>
<line start="3541" end="3560" speaker="coachz">So you haven't seen him then?</line>
<line start="3570" end="3584" speaker="coachz">Okay.</line>
<line start="3594" end="3626" speaker="coachz">Though I see you still got your pile of whatsit there.</line>
<line start="3641" end="3653" speaker="kingoftown">Doo hoo hoo!</line>
<line start="3659" end="3707" speaker="kingoftown">Doo dee doo doo doo! Doo hoo hoo hoo!</line>
<line start="3713" end="3750" speaker="kingoftown">Oh! That little yellow thing! Wake up!</line>
<line start="3751" end="3785" speaker="coachz">Hey look! The King's gone mad with power!</line>
<line start="3786" end="3803" speaker="coachz">He's gonna eat The Chort!</line>
<line start="3804" end="3843">
<coachz>JEEEOOOOORRRHH! I got him, Strong Mad!</coachz>
<kingoftown>Woo hoo! Woo hoo hoo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo—</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="3844" end="3863" speaker="strongbad">Hang on, everybody!</line>
<line start="3867" end="3900" speaker="strongbad">The King of Town was not going to eat The Cheat.</line>
<line start="3902" end="3931" speaker="coachz">Ooh jeez! Sorry about that there, Kingy.</line>
<line start="3935" end="3986" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, no. That's where The Cheat lives. That's his house!</line>
<line start="3987" end="4053" speaker="coachz">Wait a minute! The Chort lives in the King of Town's grill, but you didn't think to check there before now?</line>
<line start="4054" end="4111" speaker="strongbad">Uh... well... yeah. I mean, it's a really complicated story.</line>
<line start="4112" end="4149">
<strongbad>It all started—</strongbad>
<marzipan>Hey guys! Homestar Junior's talking now!</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="4150" end="4156" speaker="strongbad">Who?</line>
<line start="4157" end="4184" speaker="marzipan">He said, "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"</line>
<line start="4185" end="4212" speaker="homestar">No, it was me!</line>
<line start="4213" end="4229" speaker="marzipan">I know it was, sweetie!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4267" speaker="homestar">No, me! Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="4268" end="4295" speaker="marzipan">You're Homestar Junior, remember?</line>
<line start="4300" end="4333" speaker="homestar">Will you put that freakin' sandwich down?!</line>
<line start="4336" end="4376" speaker="marzipan">There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you!</line>
<line start="4377" end="4400" speaker="marzipan">Who's the best, Homestar Junior?</line>
<line start="4401" end="4438">
<homestar>Somebody, can I get some help here? Strong Bad?</homestar>
<marzipan sfx="yes">continues talking, indiscernible</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="4439" end="4473">
<homestar>Would someone talk some sense into this woman?</homestar>
<marzipan sfx="yes">continues talking, indiscernible</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="4474" end="4498">
<homestar>King, you wanna eat that sandwich?</homestar>
<marzipan sfx="yes">continues talking, indiscernible</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="4507" end="4526" speaker="homestar">Somebody eat that sandwich.</line>
<line start="4572" end="4599" speaker="announcer">Introducing the Homestar Junior.</line>
<line start="4605" end="4646" speaker="announcer">For a limited time only, certain children get prizes.</line>
<line start="4654" end="4677" speaker="announcer">Pay 99 cents.</line>
</transcript>
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independent

Mini-Geek — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:00:16 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ the-paperless > The Paper-less to highlight that he's talking about The Paper and not just paper (also, matches the subs)

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[[File:idependent.png|thumb|"Independent films are called that for a reason: they are ''independent'' of anything good."]]
Strong Bad points out the differences between the two warring types of independent films.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Lan Handermannek]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Movie Theater]]

{{Comp|Compé}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 10, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:20

'''Page Title:''' Compy Compé

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad sits at his computer, which is now, of course, the [[Compé]]. The Compé's logo fades in while the computer sighs and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: a pixelated image of Strong Bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe". A pixelated cursor is seen on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Hey!'' Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? ''{rubs the screen}'' It won't come off!

''{Cut to wider shot. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?'' ''{turns towards and points to the Compé}'' Those are actual graphics? ''{turns back to The Cheat}'' ''And'' I can change it to be whatever I want? ''{Turns back towards the Compé}'' ''{singing}'' Oh, best thing ever! Best thing ever! ''{quickly and mumbled}'' This is the best thing ever!''

''{Strong Bad moves the mouse and right clicks the screen. A contextual menu appears with the items "Options", "Sounds", "Icons", and "Change Desktop". He clicks the "Change Desktop" option, and the grass wallpaper is replaced by an image of Strong Bad dancing in [[The Basement]]. It is a close-up of Strong Bad's butt, which has a lens flare on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick. ''{Double clicks on a "sbemail.exe" icon. An email pops-up.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="border:0px;">



Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona



</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "a hideous growth on my butt festival?" instead of "an independent film festival?". He corrects himself by saying "Err... wait. Independent film festival?", to which he then mumbles "Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up." Instead of "Evil Gif", he says "Evil Moms choose Evil Gif". He pronounces "Gif" as "Jiff", and does so whenever he says the name later in the email. He pronounces "Phoenix, Arizona" as "Phoeniz, Arixona".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Gif, the short answer is no. The long answer is ''{forcefully, after a short pause}'' NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ''{after a short delay, he types these four exclamation marks}'' Independent films are called that for a reason: they are ''independent'' of anything good.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And these days, they seemed to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides. I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films. "What's the diff?" you may ask. ''{quickly}'' Because apparently you're in a big hurry. ''{goes back to a normal pace}'' Well, it's as plain as

''{cut to split shot of Strong Sad in his room with an old film-reel camera at his eye, and Pom Pom in the Field with a bottle of water}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Sad and Pom Pom!

''{Strong Sad lowers the camera and both characters look towards the viewer.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{The left side of the half, Strong Sad's side, expands to take up the entire screen. We can now see his "BOYS DON'T CRY" poster on the wall. There is a dead plant on a square pillar which Strong Sad is now looking at, and is pointing his camera, to.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad is on the independent film side. ''{Strong Sad moves the camera, which has been in his right hand, to the right, where he presses two buttons of some sort. He is now looking at the camera, which is pointed at the plant again.}'' He's the lifer artist-type that went to film school.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!

''{There is a three or four second pause.}''

''{Cut to a movie theater screen. A few empty seats are shown on the bottom. On the screen is a black and white movie that consists of the dead plant Strong Sad was filming. There appears to be two puzzle pieces in front of the pot. The film zooms into what appears to be the shadow of the square pillar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And he's making some ''boring'', very personal, no budget film.

''{Cut to a close-up Strong Sad in his room, still with the camera.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Actually, I've succeeded in going ''lower'' than no budget! I'm making the world's first faux-budget film! The entire thing's being financed with ''{pulls up several colored pieces of paper}'' Monopoly money!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And, best of luck to you.

''{Cut back to the Compé}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Pom Pom on the other hand, represents ''indie'' films. The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.

''{Cut to Pom Pom in a director's chair, with his back to the viewer. To his left is a digital studio camera on a tripod, and to his right is a table with a coffee maker and some Styrofoam cups on it. To the right of his chair there is a traditional megaphone. "POM-POM" is stenciled in on the chair. He is talking on his cell phone, wearing sunglasses, and holding a water bottle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio, ''{the logo for "[[Pom Pictures]]" appears and fades away}'' and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.

''{As Strong Bad talks, Pom Pom's director's chair is zoomed in on, and the stenciled name on it changes from "POM-POM" to "POM THOMAS POM" to "J. POM THOMAS POM" to "J. POM THOMAS C. POM" to "J. WILLIAM POM THOMAS C. POM".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}''He'll ''{There is then a cut to what appears to be a three-ring binder}'' spend a 30 million dollar budget ''{The three-ring binder opens to a page explaining the budget}'', trying as hard as he can to make it ''look'' like he only spent a few hundred thousand.

''{Cut to the movie theater as seen earlier. A seemingly hand-drawn animated version of the studio logo is shown, along with pop music. The logo is zoomed in on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence—

''{The logo pops away and is replaced with the orange text "presents" in orange cursive text, which starts in the center, and moves to the right. A cloud forms in the top-right corner and moves northwestwards. Then "presents" pops away and is replaced with "an indie film by" in white text. A typical city skyline is drawn from left to right. Also, the red letters "J WILLIAM POM THOMAS C POM" appears under "an indie film by". This text continues to grow in size, and the cloud still moves northwestward, almost out of view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra ''{The (tilted) mathematical equation "18x+14y" appears in blue and moves in a diagonal line from bottom to top in the bottom-right corner of the movie screen.}''

''{Everything besides the mathematical equation, which is still moving, goes away. A boom box is drawn on the movie screen, with the speakers moving back and forth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown ''{The movie screen pans up to reveal the text "indie-tronic soundtrack by [[she likes cloth]]"}'' bands, whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.''

''{The screen pans down past the boom box. A car that appears to be a fourth generation [[Wikipedia:Nissan Motors|Nissan]] [[Wikipedia:Nissan Altima|Altima]] is drawn, and colored completely white.}''

'''SINGER:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' Gets really great gas mileage! ''{the word "mileage" is pronounced differently}''

''{As the singer sings, the text "THE NEW '04" appears under the car, and "18 mpg" appears under the previous text. The text and the image of the car then fade away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The title of the movie is either—

''{A female character, similar to [[Missy Palmer]], is drawn with a yellow shirt, orange hair, and blue glasses. A male character similar to [[Mike Chapman]] is drawn across the screen from her, with a white shirt, black glasses and a yellow sock cap.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —two of the cleverly named main characters,—

''{The text "Chester + Meg" appears, and a heart is drawn around it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or the city and state in which it takes place.

''{As he says the previous line, the text "Chester + Meg" becomes "Megchester, NY". Another city skyline is drawn under this text.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, in fact, just call it "city comma state".

''{As Strong Bad says the previous line, the text changes to "city, state", and then to "city (comma) state". The movie screen then fades to white after a pause, and transitions to a black and white picture open book with the following on it, with two puzzle pieces to the side:}''

<blockquote>
If not for inspiration, to 
wit, because, as it were, only 
begotten from greed, whosoever 
would make its plaintiff clear. 
 -Nobody U. Know 
 (deceased)
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie by picking a few boring—
''{There is a zoom in on the page, with all of the text almost completely fading out except for "because, as it were".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —words from the middle of a boring sentence, and makes his own—

''{A tear is shown falling, and lands on the "cau" in "because", causing the ink to fade out a short distance down the page.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —soundtrack by weeping softly—

''{Cut to Strong Sad in his room. He is kneeling by his bed with his head in the "bell" of a Saxophone. A microphone is to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —into the wrong end of a saxophone.

''{The camera zooms in on the view of the microphone to Strong Sad's head. A light bass noise and the light weep of Strong Sad can be heard. The Saxophone moves around, generating a guitar-like noise. Then there is a cut back to the movie theater. It is the same screen as it was before, however the text "a filmic thought-excursion by Strong Sad" appears underneath "because, as it were". The "soundtrack" continues to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' His film will star a washed-up TV actor ''{The just introduced text is replaced by "starring"}'' that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt ''{That text is replaced with "i mean, re-introducing"}'' to reinvent himself.

''{The text "homestar runner" appears under the previous text. There is a record scratch and abrupt cut to close-up of Homestar Runner in the field. The soundtrack has stopped.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?

''{Cut back to the Pom Studios Production Notebook, on the same page as before.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom's movie has A-list—

''{The page flips to a picture of an actor with a five o'clock shadow, with stitches on his cheek, and something behind his ear. The photo is labeled "Lan Handermannek" at the top.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —movie stars, but they're all working "for scale". ''{The text "will work for scale" is put, as if stamped, on the photo.}'' Which I can only assume is a solid—

''{Cut to a screen with the text "PAYSTUB:" at the top. In the background there is the Pom Pictures logo tiled. A golden scale liquefies from the bottom up. The text "Pay to the order of: Lan Handermannek" is under the scale.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —gold scale, with both sides ''perfectly'' balanced ''{Five gold bars begin to pop on each side of the scale}'' with gold bricks. As for what it's about—

''{Cut to a blank brick wall with the banner "COMING THIS SUMMER!" On the top. As Strong Bad talks, the poster for a movie called "<nowiki>></nowiki>CYBER.COME.STATIC" rolls out in the space below the banner. It is space themed, featuring what appears to be a photo of [[Matt Chapman]] in yellow, red-lensed glasses with a laser gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,—

''{The text on the poster, "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage", is enlarged.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —but just switch out any mention of the word "space" ''{The text "space," moves slightly upwards and out of place.}'' with the word, "small factory town", ''{As he says this, the words appear in sync, and in the hand-drawn style seen earlier.}'' replace "aliens" ''{The word "aliens" wiggles.}'' with "quirky, dysfunctional family", ''{The text is replaced in the same manner as before. Dysfunctional is hyphenated. The poster, which is masked, begins to fade into a different poster.}'' And replace "voyage" ''{The text "voyage" moves to the right and off screen.}'' with "journey". ''{The text "journey." appears in a typewriter effect.}''

''{The sentence transitions away, and the camera zooms in on the poster for "city (comma) state" there are clouds, the city skyline, a road, and a female character and male character waving to each other.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey.

''{Cut to an advertisement for "because, as it were" on paper, stapled to a pole. The camera continues to zoom in on the paper:}''

<blockquote style="text-align:center;">
join us for an 
'''ART HOUSE''' 
'''OPENING''' 
(Shot of because, as it were) 
'''one showing 8PM''' 
followed by director 
whining
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.

''{Cut to a zoom out of Strong Sad, who is two the right of the pole.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You forgot the apostrophe-"s"! This film is opening at this guy called ''Art's'' ''{Cut back to the paper. The paper is corrected in red, but no pen visible.}'' house!

''{Cut to a close up of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' He's got like ''three'' couches! ''{In an excited tone, he pumps his right fist}'' Ou-tta-sight!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And, best of luck to you.

''{Cut to a shot of (from left to right) Marzipan, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z standing in line at the movie theater, with Senor Cardgage acting as the usher. Two ''city (comma) state'' posters are on the wall, with the words "NOW PLAYING" above them. The camera slowly pans to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pom Pom's little movie that could opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend, expanding to 10,000 the next.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat (who has popcorn) sitting the theater.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was ''{moving his head around}'' ''sooo'' cheap to make, that he still has money left over to take out—

''{Strong Bad pulls up a booklet labeled "Local Trade Papes" with the slogan "For your considerasche". The poster for ''city (comma) state'' is on the front page, and under is the text "Best Indie Film".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —full page ads in all the local trade papers during award season! ''{puts booklet away and stares down.}'' That movie is all heart. ''{Wipes his boxing glove on his face, as if he was wiping his nose after holding up tears.}''

''{Cut back to the Compé.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt, and a ''profitable'' hideous growth on my butt. I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. ''{scornfully}'' Because I hate you. OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil? Forget GIFs ''{Types ".gifs".}'', man. I'm an evil tif ''{Types ".tif".}''! Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping ''{Types ".png".}'' with alpha channel. Or maybe an evil ''{Speaking as if confused.}'' targa ''{Pauses.}'' file? Whatever those are.

''{An "Ah-ha!" is heard from the Compé as the [[Virtual Paper]] pops up in the bottom-left corner of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Looks like I've gone The Paper-less with this new computer. Can I at least customize that sound it makes?

''{The Virtual Paper retracts, and pops-up again with a distorted version of [[The Paper]]'s [[Preeeeow]] sound.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''That's'' what I'm talking about!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the first "hideous growth on my butt" to see a filming session with Homestar and Strong Sad.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly}'' I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus. ''{holds up a limp-looking piece of asparagus}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' Cut, cut!
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green? ''{holds up Monopoly money}'' I'm not... Bernardo Ralph Shawn, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.
*Also, click on "OOOoooooooo!" to see the poster and tagline of cyber.coma.static.
*:''{the poster slowly zooms in}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Graphics Interchange Format|.gif]], [[Wikipedia:Tagged Image File Format|.tif]], [[Wikipedia:Portable Network Graphics|.png]] and [[Wikipedia:Truevision TGA|targa]] are all [[Wikipedia:Raster graphics|raster]] image file formats.
** An [[Wikipedia:Alpha compositing|alpha channel]] is a channel stored in many image formats, dictating the opacity of the individual pixels, allowing for transparency and semi-transparency.
** 24-bit refers to a color range supported by the PNG image format, indicating it can support over 16 million different colors, which is 2 to the power of 24.
** It is possible, though not common, for a 24-bit PNG to have an alpha channel by declaring a specific color to be completely transparent, and all other colors would be completely opaque. More commonly, a 32-bit PNG is used, where 24 bits are used as in the 24-bit PNG to store color information, and 8 bits are used to store a value indicating the amount of transparency for the [[Wikipedia:Pixel|pixel]].
*Being [http://www.actorpoint.com/acting-articles/actorpay.html "paid to scale"] means the actor is agreeing to accept the actor's union minimum rather than a higher salary for a role.
*Pom Pom's note book is labeled "Mondo PrePro". [[Wikipedia:Mondo film|Mondo]] is Italian for "world", but is used for films that are intentionally provocative. "PrePro" is short for [[Wikipedia:Pre-production|pre-production]], the stage of the film when budget and personnel are figured out.

===Remarks===
*The [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] Money that Homestar Runner is given is the incorrect color (assuming he is using a recent American edition as the colors have changed over time). In actuality, pink is for $5 bills, and green is for $20 bills.
*The plot of Pom Pom's indie film is changed to "In the dead of small factory town..." and "...dealing with quirky, dysfunctional family..." but the narrator reads it as "...of '''a''' small factory town..." and "...dealing with '''your''' quirky, dysfunctional family..."
*The water level in the bottle that Pom Pom is drinking from never goes down.
*It's odd that Strong Bad didn't notice his desktop before, since he had turned it on (and presumably connected to his ISP) in [[Compy Catalog]].
*In [[weird dream]], Strong Bad seemed to disapprove of email clients which can be run simply by clicking an icon rather than typing a command line, but here he seems to find not having to type to be an advantage.
*Even though you can see some of the keyboard, you never see Strong Bad's boxing gloves.
*Strong Bad selects a new desktop image and customized sound of the Virtual Paper without specifying any file locations
*When viewing the list of emails, the background image is still the picture of grass, instead of Strong Bad's customized image.

===Goofs===
*When [[The Cheat]] walks up the first time, and the camera zooms out, the sbemail.exe icon disappears.
*When Strong Bad types "I am, of course talking about...", he leaves out a comma after "of course".
*The back button goes to the Toons menu instead of the email menu.
*When the camera zooms into the city (comma) state poster, the wall and the poster get closer at different speeds.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad said, "Pom Pom on the other hand", he failed to type "the". This was fixed later after release.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad has a picture of his [[big butt]] for the wallpaper.
*The email icon resembles the photo of Strong Bad that appears on [[New Paper]].
*Strong Bad raps about how [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing made his boxing gloves sick]].
*[[Lan Handermannek]] and the "Mondo PrePro" notebook originated in [[Comic Book Movie]].
*The characters on ''[[city (comma) state]]'' title screen are traces of [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Missy Palmer]].
**[[Matt Chapman]] also plays the character in the ''Cyber.Coma.Static''.
*The band, "[[she likes cloth]]", originates from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
*[[Gold|Gold bars]] appear in this email.
*Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Strong Bad admits that he took the email in a [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction|different direction]].
*Strong Bad mentions Pom Pom's [[Parents|dad]].
*The Local Trade Papes has [[Words with Omitted Syllables|omitted syllables]] when it says, "For your Considerasche".

===Real-World References===
* "Evil Moms choose Evil Gif" is a play on [[Wikipedia:Jif (peanut butter)|Jif peanut butter]] tag line, "Choosy Moms choose Jif". This was also referenced in the Toons Page description of the previous week's toon, [[Compy Catalog]].
*"Megchester" is a play on [[Wikipedia:Manchester (town), New York|Manchester, New York]] or other places across the world that end in -chester.
* "Pom Pom's little movie that could" is an allusion to the children's book [[Wikipedia:The Little Engine That Could|The Little Engine That Could]].
* The animated intro in Pom Pom's indie movie is a reference to films which use hand-drawn style opening credit sequences, such as [http://www.shadowplaystudio.com/juno/ this one] from [[Wikipedia:Juno (film)|Juno]], which was directed by [[Wikipedia:Jason Reitman|the son]] of a [[Wikipedia:Ivan Reitman|famous director]].
* The logo of the Local Trade Papes is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Variety (magazine)|Variety]], one of the most famous and long-running entertainment trade magazines still in publication today.
*The car shown in the intro to Pom Pom's indie film is actually a 2007-2008 [[Wikipedia:Nissan Maxima|Nissan Maxima]], which actually got 19 City/25 Highway MPG in 2008.


==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|203|15716}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

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Mini-Geek — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:00:13 GMT

Mini-Geek: italics to match transcript

{{subtitles|independent}}
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<line start="12" end="33" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
<line start="40" end="104" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off!</line>
<line start="104" end="137" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What? Those are actual graphics?</line>
<line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad">And I can change it to be whatever I want??</line>
<line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line>
<line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line>
<line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line>
<line start="333" end="349" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="350" end="393" speaker="strongbad">"Does Strong Badia ever host a hideous growth on my butt festival?"</line>
<line start="394" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Er...wait. "...independent film festival?"</line>
<line start="426" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up.</line>
<line start="454" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Evil Moms choose Evil Gif.</line>
<line start="481" end="498" speaker="strongbad">Phoeniz, Arixona.</line>
<line start="500" end="533" speaker="strongbad">Well Gif, the short answer is no.</line>
<line start="534" end="564" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line>
<line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line>
<line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line>
<line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are independent of anything good.</line>
<line start="704" end="784" speaker="strongbad">And these days, they seem to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.</line>
<line start="785" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
<line start="825" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
<line start="837" end="854" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
<line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"What's the diff?" you may ask.</line>
<line start="880" end="901" speaker="strongbad">(quickly) Because apparently you're in a big hurry.</line>
<line start="902" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="945" end="960">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="961" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</line>
<line start="985" end="1024" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the lifer artist-type who went to film school.</line>
<line start="1025" end="1072" speaker="strongsad">I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!</line>
<line start="1104" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's making some boring, very personal, no budget film.</line>
<line start="1162" end="1217" speaker="strongsad">Actually, I've succeeded in going lower than no budget!</line>
<line start="1218" end="1265" speaker="strongsad">I'm making the world's first faux-budget film!</line>
<line start="1266" end="1311" speaker="strongsad">The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!</line>
<line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom on the other hand, represents indie films.</line>
<line start="1379" end="1449" speaker="strongbad">The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.</line>
<line start="1451" end="1493">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="1494" end="1570">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.</strongbad>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
</line>
<line start="1571" end="1659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He'll spend his 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it gets like he only spent a few hundred thousand.</line>
<line start="1660" end="1770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.</line>
<line start="1771" end="1830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,</line>
<line start="1831" end="1869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.</line>
<line start="1870" end="1930" speaker="singer">Gets really great gas mileage!</line>
<line start="1930" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.</line>
<line start="2018" end="2036" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it city comma state.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2057" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it city comma state.</line>
<line start="2073" end="2141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie by picking a few boring words from the middle of a boring sentence,</line>
<line start="2142" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</line>
<line start="2163" end="2179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</line>
<line start="2180" end="2203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</line>
<line start="2203" end="2254">
<strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
<sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2255" end="2338">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">His film will star a washed-up TV actor that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt to reinvent himself.</strongbad>
<strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
<sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2339" end="2366">
<homestar>Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?</homestar>
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2367" end="2429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's movie has A-list movie stars, but they're all working "for scale".</line>
<line start="2430" end="2506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Which I can only assume is a solid gold scale, with both sides perfectly balanced with gold bricks.</line>
<line start="2507" end="2572" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">As for what it's about, an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,</line>
<line start="2574" end="2616" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, "small factory town,"</line>
<line start="2617" end="2640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, "small factory town,"</line>
<line start="2641" end="2664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with "quirky, dysfunctional family,"</line>
<line start="2665" end="2692" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with "quirky, dysfunctional family,"</line>
<line start="2693" end="2717" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with "journey."</line>
<line start="2718" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with "journey."</line>
<line start="2735" end="2836" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the easiest part of the journey.</line>
<line start="2840" end="2902" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.</line>
<line start="2903" end="2932" speaker="strongsad">You forgot the apostrophe s!</line>
<line start="2932" end="2974" speaker="strongsad">This film is opening at this guy called Art's house!</line>
<line start="2975" end="3007" speaker="strongsad">He's got like three couches!</line>
<line start="3008" end="3025" speaker="strongsad">Ou-tta-sight!</line>
<line start="3026" end="3046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
<line start="3046" end="3101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's little movie that could, opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend,</line>
<line start="3102" end="3129" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">expanding to 10,000 the next.</line>
<line start="3130" end="3173" speaker="strongbad">And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was sooo cheap to make,</line>
<line start="3174" end="3243" speaker="strongbad">that he still has money left over to take out full page ads in all the trade papers during award season!</line>
<line start="3244" end="3276" speaker="strongbad">That movie is all heart.</line>
<line start="3283" end="3335" speaker="strongbad">There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt,</line>
<line start="3336" end="3368" speaker="strongbad">and a profitable hideous growth on my butt.</line>
<line start="3373" end="3449" speaker="strongbad">I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies.</line>
<line start="3450" end="3463" speaker="strongbad">But I didn't do that.</line>
<line start="3467" end="3486" speaker="strongbad">Because I hate you.</line>
<line start="3487" end="3522" speaker="strongbad">OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil?</line>
<line start="3523" end="3560" speaker="strongbad">Forget GIFs, man. I'm an evil tif!</line>
<line start="3561" end="3610" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping with alpha channel.</line>
<line start="3610" end="3654" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil...targa file?</line>
<line start="3657" end="3677" speaker="strongbad">Whatever those are.</line>
<line start="3680" end="3699" speaker="sfx">Ah-ha!</line>
<line start="3700" end="3750" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Looks like I've gone... The Paper-less with this new computer.</line>
<line start="3751" end="3782" speaker="strongbad">Can I at least customize that sound it makes?</line>
<line start="3785" end="3799" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
<line start="3800" end="3826" speaker="strongbad">That's what I'm talking about!</line>
<line start="3834" end="3901" speaker="homestar">I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus.</line>
<line start="3901" end="3921" speaker="strongsad">Cut, cut!</line>
<line start="3922" end="3977" speaker="homestar">What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green?</line>
<line start="3978" end="4059" speaker="homestar">I'm not... Bernardo Ralph Shawn, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.</line>
<line start="4068" end="4156" speaker="announcer">In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage.</line>
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Mini-Geek — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:39:58 GMT

Mini-Geek: matching transcript on Around capitalization

{{subtitles|On Break}}
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<line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="69" end="138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
<line start="139" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
<line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
<line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad">(whisperingly) Shh! I'm not!</line>
<line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad">(normally) But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
<line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
<line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
<line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
<line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
<line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
<line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
<line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar">(singing) You're gonna have to</line>
<line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar">(singing) share a bafroom</line>
<line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar">(singing) with some kid from Alabama</line>
<line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar">(singing) that kinda sucks.</line>
<line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar">(singing) The financial aid office</line>
<line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar">(singing) is closed on Tuesdays</line>
<line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar">(singing) and steer clear of the</line>
<line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar">(singing) beef stroganoff at the</line>
<line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar">(singing) dining hall!</line>
<line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar">(stops singing) C! G! N! ...U!</line>
<line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar">(whispering) And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
<line start="682" end="712" speaker="all">(mumbling) No way, no way.</line>
<line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
<line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar">(quietly) We got spirit!</line>
<line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
<line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
<line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
<line start="917" end="947" speaker="other">Mommy! Mommy! I can't see!</line>
<line start="948" end="979" speaker="coachz">Oop! Looks like I forgot one.</line>
<line start="980" end="1005" speaker="coachz">They'll be fine for at least a week.</line>
<line start="1006" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?</line>
<line start="1031" end="1077" speaker="homestar">Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.</line>
<line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
<line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
<line start="1148" end="1160" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">sniffing</line>
<line start="1161" end="1191" speaker="homestar">Man, what is that smell?</line>
<line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
<line start="1199" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
<line start="1262" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What isn't that smell?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.</line>
<line start="1337" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">There's death, rot, decay—</line>
<line start="1374" end="1415" speaker="coachz">Damp, moist, kimchi!</line>
<line start="1416" end="1422" speaker="sfx">alarm goes off</line>
<line start="1423" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Ah! It's time. Let's do this.</line>
<line start="1455" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, not again....</line>
<line start="1486" end="1510" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="yes">That's right, ladies and gentlemen!</line>
<line start="1511" end="1584" speaker="theannouncer">For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race Around the Field!</line>
<line start="1585" end="1691" speaker="all" sfx="yes">Matt and Mike singing "Yakety Sax"</line>
<line start="1692" end="1705" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">Does it end different?</line>
<line start="1710" end="1722" speaker="mike" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">I dunno. Let's do it again.</line>
<line start="1756" end="1828" speaker="homestar">Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are way better than the real-life ones!</line>
<line start="1829" end="1877" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say! Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!</line>
<line start="1878" end="1909" speaker="homestar">My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning.</line>
<line start="1910" end="1960" speaker="homestar">It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.</line>
<line start="1980" end="2084" speaker="all" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt and Mike humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2085" end="2097" speaker="matt" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2098" end="2105" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">Go longer.</line>
<line start="2114" end="2121" speaker="mike" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Mike humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2122" end="2144" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">No, I mean you stopped longer.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:onbreak/en

Mini-Geek — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:26:11 GMT

Mini-Geek: adding voiceover tags to the last easter egg

{{subtitles|On Break}}
<pre>
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<line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="69" end="138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
<line start="139" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
<line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
<line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad">(whisperingly) Shh! I'm not!</line>
<line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad">(normally) But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
<line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
<line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
<line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
<line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
<line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
<line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
<line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar">(singing) You're gonna have to</line>
<line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar">(singing) share a bafroom</line>
<line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar">(singing) with some kid from Alabama</line>
<line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar">(singing) that kinda sucks.</line>
<line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar">(singing) The financial aid office</line>
<line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar">(singing) is closed on Tuesdays</line>
<line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar">(singing) and steer clear of the</line>
<line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar">(singing) beef stroganoff at the</line>
<line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar">(singing) dining hall!</line>
<line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar">(stops singing) C! G! N! ...U!</line>
<line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar">(whispering) And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
<line start="682" end="712" speaker="all">(mumbling) No way, no way.</line>
<line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
<line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar">(quietly) We got spirit!</line>
<line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
<line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
<line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
<line start="917" end="947" speaker="other">Mommy! Mommy! I can't see!</line>
<line start="948" end="979" speaker="coachz">Oop! Looks like I forgot one.</line>
<line start="980" end="1005" speaker="coachz">They'll be fine for at least a week.</line>
<line start="1006" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?</line>
<line start="1031" end="1077" speaker="homestar">Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.</line>
<line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
<line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
<line start="1148" end="1160" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">sniffing</line>
<line start="1161" end="1191" speaker="homestar">Man, what is that smell?</line>
<line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
<line start="1199" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
<line start="1262" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What isn't that smell?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.</line>
<line start="1337" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">There's death, rot, decay—</line>
<line start="1374" end="1415" speaker="coachz">Damp, moist, kimchi!</line>
<line start="1416" end="1422" speaker="sfx">alarm goes off</line>
<line start="1423" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Ah! It's time. Let's do this.</line>
<line start="1455" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, not again....</line>
<line start="1486" end="1510" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="yes">That's right, ladies and gentlemen!</line>
<line start="1511" end="1584" speaker="theannouncer">For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race around the Field!</line>
<line start="1585" end="1691" speaker="all" sfx="yes">Matt and Mike singing "Yakety Sax"</line>
<line start="1692" end="1705" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">Does it end different?</line>
<line start="1710" end="1722" speaker="mike" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">I dunno. Let's do it again.</line>
<line start="1756" end="1828" speaker="homestar">Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are way better than the real-life ones!</line>
<line start="1829" end="1877" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say! Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!</line>
<line start="1878" end="1909" speaker="homestar">My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning.</line>
<line start="1910" end="1960" speaker="homestar">It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.</line>
<line start="1980" end="2084" speaker="all" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt and Mike humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2085" end="2097" speaker="matt" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2098" end="2105" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">Go longer.</line>
<line start="2114" end="2121" speaker="mike" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Mike humming the theme music</line>
<line start="2122" end="2144" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">No, I mean you stopped longer.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:Mini-Geek

Mini-Geek — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:59:09 GMT

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This is Mini-Geek's User page.
I do a lot of [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitle]] work, having done fourteen subs of full emails/toons so far.

I like (best at top):
*[[Strong Bad Emails]]
*[[Shorts]]
*[[Toons]]
*[[Holiday Toons]], but only when it's the time of year (so I don't think I've seen all of them)
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], pretty good, but it's slow and updated very rarely

I don't like (worst at top):
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat]]
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[SBCG4AP]]: I got the first SBCG4AP demo and it's pretty good, but not enough to buy

List of subtitles I started/finished/did most of (most recent at the top):
*[[Subtitles:onbreak/en|On Break]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail3184/en|hremail 3184 / sbemail 201?]]
*[[Subtitles:ccdo7b/en|2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Subtitles:79secondsleft/en|79 Seconds Left]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail7/en|Hremail 7]]
*[[Subtitles:pistols4pandas/en|Pistols For Pandas]]
*[[Subtitles:doughnutstand/en|Donut Unto Others]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailintro/en|April Fool 09]] ([[Subtitles:20090401 welcome/en|Sbemailiarized Intro]])
*[[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/en|Sbemailiarized!]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/en|email thunder (sbemail 200!)]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail49/en|Hidden HRemail 49]]
*[[Subtitles:main25/en|Main Page 25]]
*[[Subtitles:trudgemank/en|PBTC Trudgemank]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail198/en|Email magic trick]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail197/en|Email your edge]]
*[[Subtitles:baloneyman/en|Short The Baloneyman]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail/en|New scroll button song]] (I did the new song's subs on April 21, 2008)
*[[Subtitles:sbemail193/en|Email rated]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail191/en|Email buried]]

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Mini-Geek — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:57:29 GMT

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This is Mini-Geek's User page.
I do a lot of [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitle]] work, having done thirteen subs of full emails/toons so far.

I like (best at top):
*[[Strong Bad Emails]]
*[[Shorts]]
*[[Toons]]
*[[Holiday Toons]], but only when it's the time of year (so I don't think I've seen all of them)
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], pretty good, but it's slow and updated very rarely

I don't like (worst at top):
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat]]
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[SBCG4AP]]: I got the first SBCG4AP demo and it's pretty good, but not enough to buy

List of subtitles I started/finished/did most of (most recent at the top):
*[[Subtitles:onbreak/en|On Break]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail3184/en|hremail 3184 / sbemail 201?]]
*[[Subtitles:ccdo7b/en|2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Subtitles:79secondsleft/en|79 Seconds Left]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail7/en|Hremail 7]]
*[[Subtitles:pistols4pandas/en|Pistols For Pandas]]
*[[Subtitles:doughnutstand/en|Donut Unto Others]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailintro/en|April Fool 09]] ([[Subtitles:20090401 welcome/en|Sbemailiarized Intro]])
*[[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/en|Sbemailiarized!]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/en|email thunder (sbemail 200!)]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail49/en|Hidden HRemail 49]]
*[[Subtitles:main25/en|Main Page 25]]
*[[Subtitles:trudgemank/en|PBTC Trudgemank]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail198/en|Email magic trick]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail197/en|Email your edge]]
*[[Subtitles:baloneyman/en|Short The Baloneyman]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail/en|New scroll button song]] (I did the new song's subs on April 21, 2008)
*[[Subtitles:sbemail193/en|Email rated]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail191/en|Email buried]]

Subtitles:onbreak/en

Mini-Geek — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:56:54 GMT

Mini-Geek: done!

{{subtitles|On Break}}
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<line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="69" end="138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
<line start="139" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
<line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
<line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad">(whisperingly) Shh! I'm not!</line>
<line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad">(normally) But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
<line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
<line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
<line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
<line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
<line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
<line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
<line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar">(singing) You're gonna have to</line>
<line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar">(singing) share a bafroom</line>
<line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar">(singing) with some kid from Alabama</line>
<line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar">(singing) that kinda sucks.</line>
<line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar">(singing) The financial aid office</line>
<line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar">(singing) is closed on Tuesdays</line>
<line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar">(singing) and steer clear of the</line>
<line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar">(singing) beef stroganoff at the</line>
<line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar">(singing) dining hall!</line>
<line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar">(stops singing) C! G! N! ...U!</line>
<line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar">(whispering) And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
<line start="682" end="712" speaker="all">(mumbling) No way, no way.</line>
<line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
<line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar">(quietly) We got spirit!</line>
<line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
<line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
<line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
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<line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
<line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
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<line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
<line start="1199" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
<line start="1262" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What isn't that smell?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.</line>
<line start="1337" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">There's death, rot, decay—</line>
<line start="1374" end="1415" speaker="coachz">Damp, moist, kimchi!</line>
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<line start="1423" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Ah! It's time. Let's do this.</line>
<line start="1455" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, not again....</line>
<line start="1486" end="1510" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="yes">That's right, ladies and gentlemen!</line>
<line start="1511" end="1584" speaker="theannouncer">For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race around the Field!</line>
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<line start="1692" end="1705" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">Does it end different?</line>
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<line start="1756" end="1828" speaker="homestar">Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are way better than the real-life ones!</line>
<line start="1829" end="1877" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say! Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!</line>
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[[Image:Mascots.png|thumb|"What is up, my fellow sweat factories?"]]

Three costumed mascots take a break and share their experiences.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, CGNU Freshmen, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, Child, {{film|The Announcer}}, {{film|Matt Chapman}} (audio), {{film|Mike Chapman}} (audio)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Crazy Go Nuts University]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace! USA]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 24, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:24

'''Page Title:''' Thinking Mascots Union Local 282

==Transcript==
''{Short opens with pan down to the field. Cut to a close-up of the Tragic Clown Dog's face. Zoom out to a medium shot of Strong Bad's face visible in open flap of the costume, taking a drag off a white object and exhaling audibly. Coach Z, wearing the Drive-Thru Whale costume, enters screen right.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, hey there, fellow mascot! I didn't know you was the smokin' type!

''{cut to a close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whisperingly}'' Shh! I'm not! ''{normally}'' But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break. I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today. ''{beat}'' And this is a white crayon.

''{Cut to a medium shot. Homestar Runner enters screen left, wearing the Jolly Dumple costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is up, my fellow sweat factories?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.

''{Close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's freshman orientation. I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!

''{Cut to Homestar in the field with the CGNU tower visible in the back, and silhouettes of freshmen in the front. The words of Homestar's song are show at the bottom of the screen, with a ball bouncing as sings each word.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' You're gonna have to 
share a bafroom 
with some kid from Alabama 
that kinda sucks. 
The financial aid office 
is closed on Tuesdays 
and steer clear of the 
beef stroganoff at the 
dining hall!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' C! G! N! ...U! ''{whispering}'' And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"

''{Cut back to medium shot}''

'''FRESHMEN:''' ''{mumbling}'' No way, no way.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, that's good, that's good. ''{dancing, quietly}'' We got spirit!

''{Cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' At least you get college kids! I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!

''{Pan over to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.

''{Close-up of Coach Z}''

'''CHILD:''' Mommy! Mommy! I can't see!

'''COACH Z:''' Oop! Looks like I forgot one. They'll be fine for at least a week.

''{Cut back to medium shot of all three}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.

''{Cut a low shot of Pom Pom strapped to the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, with a sign that reads "RIGHT CAR! RIGHT PPICE!" }''

'''BUBS:''' What is wrong with you? Attract more customers! ''{Cut to an inflatable gorilla with glasses behind the [[Gremlin]] with a sign that reads "YOUR TEXT HERE!"}'' That gorilla's pulling his own.

''{Cut back to a close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sniffing}'' Man, what is that smell?

''{Cut to a shot of all three}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer! What ''isn't'' that smell? ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now. There's death, rot, decay—

''{Cut to close up of Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Damp, moist, kimchi!

''{Cut to a close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{an alarm goes off}'' Ah! It's time. ''{shot of all three}'' Let's do this.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Homestar and Coach Z walk off}'' Ugh, not again....

''{Cut to a close-up of a speaker on a wooden pole}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, ladies and gentlemen! ''{Cut to a shot of The Announcer in the booth}'' For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race around the Field!

''{Matt and Mike sing "Yakety Sax" while Coach Z, Homestar, and Strong Bad randomly move around a baseball diamond.}''

''{Cut to the inflatable gorilla with a sign that reads "The Ending Here!"}''

'''MATT:''' Does it end different?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. Let's do it again.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Gorilla's mouth at the end to see an animation of a video game with the mascots running around like they did on the field.
*:''{A black screen with "GAME START!" appears. The mascots run around on platforms and ladders based off the old video game 'Burger Time', while Mike and Matt hum the theme music. Eventually, Mike stops humming. "GAME OVER" flashes on screen.}''
*:'''MATT:''' Go longer.
*:''{Mike starts and stops again}''
*:'''MATT:''' No, I mean you stopped longer.

*Click on the word "Here!" at the end to see Homestar and Coach Z (as Poppy and Stoppy, respectively, from [[theme park]]) have a conversation.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are ''way'' better than the real-life ones!
*:'''COACH Z:''' Boy, I'll say! Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning. It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Kimchi|Kimchi]] is a pickled Korean dish made with beef stock, cabbage, and hot peppers, and is known for its distinctive pungent smell.
*Mascots or other costumed figures are featured at [[Wikipedia:Sausage Race|several]] [[Wikipedia:Presidents Race|ballparks]] racing around the field between innings during baseball games.

===Remarks===
*Although Strong Bad denies being a [[Smoking|smoker]], he's been seen to smoke a cigar in [[Store Thank You Message]].
**In consideration that the costumes are likely made from [[Polymascotfoamalate]], smoking in one would be potentially dangerous (more so than usual), as seen in [[4 branches]].
*Strong Bad indicates that the three of them are grown men; a rare clue as to [[Ages of Characters|their relative ages]].

===Inside References===
*The pink border in the [[Mount Ridesplace, USA]] Easter egg is from [[dreamail]].
*Strong Bad [[Smoking|smokes]] a white [[crayon]].
*Strong Bad appears as the [[Tragic Clown Dog]], seen in [[part-time job]]. Coach Z appears as the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], from [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]. Homestar once more wears his [[Jolly Dumple]] costume, first seen in [[mascot]]. (The sing-along style of Homestar's song, as well as the ending, are also references to this email.) In an Easter egg, Coach Z and Homestar appear as [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Poppy]] the [[Tire]] and [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Stoppy]] the [[Stop Sign]], who appeared in [[theme park]].
*The background music for Homestar's orientation song is the version of the CGNU Fight Song played by a high school band that was featured as the [[Quote of the Week]] on February 9, 2006.
*Strong Bad mentions "[[Peeing|pee]], [[coffee]], and [[Pregnancy|maternity leave]]" as the types of breaks he has taken that day.
*Homestar mentions [[sucks]] during his song.
*Coach Z mentions his smells as being [[moist]].

===Real-World References===
*The instrumental "[[Wikipedia:Yakety Sax|Yakety Sax]]" is sung while the mascots race around the Athletic Field. This song is perhaps best known for its use on ''[[Wikipedia:The Benny Hill Show|The Benny Hill Show]]''.
*The Easter egg activated by clicking the gorilla's mouth is a parody of [[Wikipedia:BurgerTime|BurgerTime]].
*The [[page title]] is a reference to the band [[Wikipedia:Thinking Fellers Union Local 282|Thinking Fellers Union Local 282]].

==External Links==
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<homestar>If there are two things I know about the Homestar Runner,</homestar></line>
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<homestar>it's that everybody loves the him and he's a terrific athlete.</homestar></line>
<line start="198" end="236" speaker="homestar">All right, Marzipan! I'm off to the big game!</line>
<line start="237" end="258" speaker="marzipan">Hey, where's your hat, Homestar?</line>
<line start="259" end="290" speaker="homestar">I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said.</line>
<line start="291" end="309" speaker="marzipan">I said, "Where's your hat?".</line>
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<line start="354" end="396" speaker="marzipan">I mean, where your hat is at, Homestar?</line>
<line start="397" end="413" speaker="homestar">Hey, good question!</line>
<line start="414" end="460" speaker="homestar">Without my hat, I won't be allowed to play in the big game.</line>
<line start="461" end="491" speaker="marzipan">Well good! Then you can start mowing the lawn and-</line>
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<line start="678" end="717" speaker="homestar">But, I did find this Strong Sad brand concrete block!</line>
<line start="718" end="768" speaker="strongsad">Thanks for saving me, mister! Can I obsess over you now?</line>
<line start="769" end="796" speaker="strongbad">Of all the dumb luck in the woild!</line>
<line start="813" end="836" speaker="homestar">It isn't cooking on the grill?</line>
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<line start="1127" end="1149" speaker="homestar">Come on, Pom Pom, just gimme your hat?</line>
<line start="1150" end="1177" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows I've got bigger game than you.</line>
<line start="1178" end="1231" speaker="homestar">Oh! How about a trade? You let me borrow your hat, I let you borrow my jock.</line>
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<line start="1247" end="1264" speaker="homestar">Oh, never mind!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1326" speaker="coachz">You lost a prat of your uniform!? Well, it's like I always say.</line>
<line start="1327" end="1410" speaker="coachz">A man's uniform is like a temple, wherein he keeps his uniform when he's not using it.</line>
<line start="1411" end="1466" speaker="homestar">Um, are you suggesting that my hat is inside my hat?</line>
<line start="1467" end="1486" speaker="coachz">No, I'm suggesting that-</line>
<line start="1487" end="1516" speaker="homestar">Well good, 'cause I already looked and it's not there.</line>
<line start="1524" end="1547" speaker="bubs">Shrug. I haven't seen it!</line>
<line start="1548" end="1593" speaker="bubs">Nobody's tried to sell me any stolen hats this half hour!</line>
<line start="1594" end="1626" speaker="bubs">I do have this stolen wig, though.</line>
<line start="1634" end="1688" speaker="umpire">If you can't find your hat, you're not allowed to play in the big game!</line>
<line start="1689" end="1731" speaker="homestar">Um, yeah, we sorta established that in the first scene.</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="homestar">But thanks anyways.</line>
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<homestar>It looks like I won't be able to play, then.</homestar>
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<line start="1866" end="1927" speaker="homestar">I could really go for a few Cold Ones right about now.</line>
<line start="1928" end="1967" speaker="homestar">Hmm, it feels like something is strange here...</line>
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<homestar>There my hat is at!</homestar></line>
<line start="2043" end="2082" speaker="homestar">Right between the milk and the Colden Ones.</line>
<line start="2083" end="2117" speaker="homestar">I must've left it in there when I put my hat in the fridge.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2169" speaker="homestar">If I hurry, I can still make it the big game!</line>
<line start="2187" end="2215" speaker="homestar">Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug.</line>
<line start="2218" end="2230" speaker="homestar">Yay!</line>
<line start="2231" end="2251" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="2252" end="2274" speaker="umpire">Uh, what are you doing?</line>
<line start="2275" end="2322" speaker="homestar">I found my hat just in time to score the winning run.</line>
<line start="2323" end="2375" speaker="umpire">Uh, no, actually it's the bottom of the second, your team's down by 94 points,</line>
<line start="2376" end="2407" speaker="umpire">and you just illegally ran onto the field!</line>
<line start="2408" end="2463" speaker="homestar">Get this, it was between the milk and the Cold Ones!</line>
<line start="2464" end="2514" speaker="umpire">Yeah, yeah, you need to head back to the dugout before I toss you out of here, buster!</line>
<line start="2515" end="2560" speaker="homestar">Man, Mr. Umpire, you sure have a funny way of pronouncing-</line>
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<homestar>Homestar Runner's team wins!</homestar>
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<umpire>Yeah, you're suspended from the league.</umpire>
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<line start="17" end="66" speaker="strongbad">Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer,</line>
<line start="67" end="110" speaker="strongbad">it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend.</line>
<line start="111" end="150" speaker="strongbad">It kinda ruins them booooth.</line>
<line start="151" end="172" speaker="strongbad">Dear. Stir. Bir.</line>
<line start="173" end="220" speaker="strongbad">My brother had a friend over today and he drove me crazy!</line>
<line start="221" end="240" speaker="strongbad">What should I do about it?</line>
<line start="241" end="275" speaker="strongbad">Crudfully? Henry Wisner Wisconsin?</line>
<line start="276" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Crudfully? Really?</line>
<line start="307" end="342" speaker="strongbad">What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email?</line>
<line start="343" end="380" speaker="strongbad">And is your mom the kind of lady that won’t let you type the word “crap”?</line>
<line start="381" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you</line>
<line start="413" end="430" speaker="strongbad">if you had typed “crapfully”,</line>
<line start="431" end="460" speaker="strongbad">I prolly would have just left your moms out of it.</line>
<line start="461" end="495" speaker="strongbad">So, your bro's fro drove you cro? </line>
<line start="496" end="520" speaker="strongbad">I don't really have that problem.</line>
<line start="521" end="575" speaker="strongbad">On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have.</line>
<line start="576" end="605" speaker="strongbad">Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this</line>
<line start="606" end="645" speaker="strongbad">imaginary friend that annoyed the crud outta me.</line>
<line start="646" end="675" speaker="strongbad">Of course, this was back before insane parents</line>
<line start="676" end="710" speaker="strongbad">made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have.</line>
<line start="711" end="752" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad invented him one time when we locked him in the attic.</line>
<line start="753" end="778" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">You know we don’t have an attic!</line>
<line start="779" end="804" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.</line>
<line start="805" end="824" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">You know we don’t have an…</line>
<line start="825" end="851" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.</line>
<line start="852" end="884" speaker="lilstrongbad">That'll teach you to stand and blink.</line>
<line start="885" end="948" speaker="lilstrongbad">Now stay up there until that bubble tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!</line>
<line start="949" end="980" speaker="lilstrongbad">We were out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="lilstrongsad">Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle</line>
<line start="1027" end="1076" speaker="lilstrongsad">with two smaller circles on top of another circle from up here!</line>
<line start="1077" end="1104" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey! Shut up! Who’re you talkin’ to?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1181" speaker="lilstrongsad">Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!</line>
<line start="1182" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">THAT’S just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now!</line>
<line start="1221" end="1268" speaker="strongbad">Kids always give them the creepiest possible names.</line>
<line start="1274" end="1290" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Rubby Plop-Plop,</line>
<line start="1291" end="1312" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sir Zabblepants,</line>
<line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dingy Donger,</line>
<line start="1334" end="1375" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door.</line>
<line start="1376" end="1405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, anyway, Strong Bad   and Scotty Titi were always</line>
<line start="1406" end="1425">
<strongbad>annoying the crap out of us.</strongbad>
<sfx>Drill noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1426" end="1460" speaker="lilstrongsad">Ahahaha! That’s a good one!</line>
<line start="1461" end="1495" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?</line>
<line start="1496" end="1550" speaker="lilstrongsad">Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles,</line>
<line start="1551" end="1610" speaker="lilstrongsad">and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! Ohohoho!</line>
<line start="1611" end="1667" speaker="lilstrongbad">I’ll attach this definite brick to Scotty Titi’s face! UNH!</line>
<line start="1668" end="1692" speaker="lilstrongsad">Nice reflexes, Scotty!</line>
<line start="1693" end="1736" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.</line>
<line start="1737" end="1805" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Mad was going through some…ahem…changes in those days.</line>
<line start="1806" end="1855" speaker="teenstrongmad">GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!</line>
<line start="1856" end="1883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, it was all up to me.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend…</line>
<line start="1938" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">…by exposing him as a real-ginary friend!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1988" speaker="lilstrongbad">AHA!</line>
<line start="1989" end="2050" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2129" speaker="lilstrongsad">Oh thanks, big brother. I’ve always wanted to pit my skills against a pile of cake flour!</line>
<line start="2130" end="2187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And of course, at one point, I tried to…tee-tee. On Scotty Titi.</line>
<line start="2188" end="2225" speaker="lilstrongbad">Oh no! My new boots!</line>
<line start="2226" end="2290" speaker="strongbad">I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire!</line>
<line start="2291" end="2345" speaker="strongbad">So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own</line>
<line start="2346" end="2390" speaker="strongbad">imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!</line>
<line start="2391" end="2470" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hey, Scotty Titi! I’d like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!</line>
<line start="2483" end="2497" speaker="lilstrongsad">Scotty, look out!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2540" speaker="lilstrongbad">Wait. Scotty Titi is just a lump?</line>
<line start="2541" end="2561" speaker="lilstrongbad" voiceover="yes">A mound? A pile?</line>
<line start="2570" end="2582" speaker="lilstrongsad">Pretty much.</line>
<line start="2615" end="2637" speaker="frishyfreshydragonman">Can I go now?</line>
<line start="2638" end="2651" speaker="lilstrongbad">Yeah, you’re done.</line>
<line start="2652" end="2664" speaker="sfx">POOF!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">You still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not.</line>
<line start="2725" end="2779" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know.</line>
<line start="2780" end="2812" speaker="strongbad">I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling.</line>
<line start="2813" end="2909" speaker="strongbad">Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.</line>
<line start="2935" end="3035" speaker="lilstrongsad">Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!</line>
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imaginary

Mini-Geek — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:14:48 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ a few wording changes to match toon

{{sbenav|202}}
[[Image:scotty.png|thumb|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"]]

Strong Bad recounts the time when Strong Sad used to have an annoying [[imaginary friend]] when he was younger.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Sad]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Scotty Titi]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Teen Strong Mad]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], A room in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Locker Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:08

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==

''{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, ''{the view shifts to a closeup of the screen}'' is kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

<blockquote class="corpy email" style="border:#ddd;border-bottom:#ccc;">
Dear Strong Bad, 
my brother had a friend over today and he drove 
me crazy!! What should I do about it? 
 
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
<div style="border:none;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Streer. Beer." He reads the closing as a question, as though he's not believing what he's reading, and says "Wisconsin" in place of "WI".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that wont let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you ''had'' typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. ''{clear screen}'' So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this ''imaginary'' friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we ''{cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside}'' locked him in the attic.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know we don't have an attic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

''{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know we don't have an...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.

''{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. Pan down to Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' That'll teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that Bubble Tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

''{Pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' We're out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

''{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles ''{cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad}'' on top of another circle from up here!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' THAT's just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kid's always give them the creepiest possible names. ''{cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat}'' Rubby Plop-Plop, ''{cut to Homestar and like image of a person}'' Sir Zabblepants, and ''{cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image}'' Dingy Donger, ''{cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly}'' Real Live Actual Mr Blangcaster Next Door.

''{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, anyway, Strong Bad   and Scotty Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ahahaha! ''{pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad}'' That's a good one!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! ''{holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Ohohoho!

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' I'll attach this ''{raises brick}'' definite brick to Scotty Titi's face!

''{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Nice reflexes, Scotty!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

''{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

''{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair and large glasses.}''

'''TEEN STRONG MAD:''' ''{voice breaking}'' GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend...

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of ''Time'' magazine on the floor.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...by exposing him as a realginary friend. ''{As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from being the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Aha! ''{empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks big brother, I've always wanted to pit my skills ''{pats belly}'' against a pile of cake flour!

''{screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, at one point, I tried to... ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from the screen, slowly zooming in}'' Titi. On Scotty Titi.

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! My new boots!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.}

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

''{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is half-dragon half-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Scotty, look out!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Wait. ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad}'' Scotty Titi is just a lump? ''{cut to Scotty}'' A mound? ''{cut to closeup of Scotty}'' A pile?

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Pretty much.

''{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}''

'''FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN:''' Can I go now?

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're done.

''{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ''{types "Ya"}'' still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, ''{deletes back to the start of Your realginary...}'' Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

''{[[Envelope Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.
:''{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of ''Time Magazine''.
:'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!
:*Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.
<blockquote>
Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?
</blockquote>
*At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:First-person shooter|first-person shooter]] is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

===Remarks===
*The events in this sbemail probably happened soon after the events in [[origins]], considering the bandage on Strong Sad's belly button, and Strong Bad playing with his drill.
*[[The Stick]] in this email has a solitary leaf on account of being younger.
*Strong Bad remarks that his brothers are incapable of having friends. However, he should know that Strong Mad and The Cheat are best friends, as well as Strong Sad being friends with [[Homsar]] and [[Marzipan]].
*The [[Corpy NT6]] is assumed to be a all-in-one computer, and yet there appears to be a [[Datum Center computer]] attached to it, as if the Corpy NT6 was actually a separate computer tower and monitor. ''(See Inside References)''

===Goofs===
[[Image:ghoust_image.PNG|thumb|200px|Ghost photography]]
*During the scene where Lil' Strong Bad is drilling hole in the brick, Strong Bad says "So, anyway, Strong ''Bad'' and Scotty Titi..." rather than "Strong ''Sad'' and Scotty Titi..."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was released, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face would be visible when the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick.

===Inside References===
*The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of the Datum Center computers as seen in [[isp]]. The monitor itself is the Corpy NT6. ''(See Remarks)''
*Strong Bad's comments about "Crudfully yours" are related to emails that usually end with [[Crapfully Yours]].
*Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in [[highschool]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of [[Trogdor]] in the email [[dragon]].
*The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of 1987 as seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*When Frishy Freshy Dragonman disappears, he makes the same wheezing sound as [[Sickly Sam]] whenever he disappears.
*"Blue drink" is an example of a [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescript noun]].
*The bandage on Strong Sad's belly button is a reference to [[origins]], when Strong Bad hints at the fact that he drilled Strong Sad's belly button when they were much younger.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Bubble Tape|Bubble Tape]] is a brand of bubble gum that comes in 6 foot long rolls.
*The rabbit shaped imaginary friend standing next to Bubs is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Harvey (play)|''Harvey'']], a play and movie about a man who insists that he has a 6 foot invisible rabbit named Harvey as a friend.
*''[[Wikipedia:Time (magazine)|Time]]'' is an American newsmagazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States. It inspired the board game that Strong Bad and Scotty Titi are playing in the email, which Strong Sad erroneously refers to as "Time Magazine: The Game" (the game's title was actually "Time: The Game").
*[[Wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]] was 37th [[President]] of the United States of America. [[Wikipedia:Spiro Agnew|Spiro Agnew]] was Nixon's first Vice President.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|202|15656}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

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This is Mini-Geek's User page.
I do a lot of [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitle]] work, having done thirteen subs of full emails/toons so far.

I like (best at top):
*[[Strong Bad Emails]]
*[[Shorts]]
*[[Toons]]
*[[Holiday Toons]], but only when it's the time of year (so I don't think I've seen all of them)
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], pretty good, but it's slow and updated very rarely

I don't like (worst at top):
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat]]
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[SBCG4AP]]: I got the first SBCG4AP demo and it's pretty good, but not enough to buy

List of subtitles I started/finished/did most of (most recent at the top):
*[[Subtitles:hremail3184/en|hremail 3184 / sbemail 201?]]
*[[Subtitles:ccdo7b/en|2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Subtitles:79secondsleft/en|79 Seconds Left]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail7/en|Hremail 7]]
*[[Subtitles:pistols4pandas/en|Pistols For Pandas]]
*[[Subtitles:doughnutstand/en|Donut Unto Others]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailintro/en|April Fool 09]] ([[Subtitles:20090401 welcome/en|Sbemailiarized Intro]])
*[[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/en|Sbemailiarized!]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/en|email thunder (sbemail 200!)]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail49/en|Hidden HRemail 49]]
*[[Subtitles:main25/en|Main Page 25]]
*[[Subtitles:trudgemank/en|PBTC Trudgemank]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail198/en|Email magic trick]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail197/en|Email your edge]]
*[[Subtitles:baloneyman/en|Short The Baloneyman]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail/en|New scroll button song]] (I did the new song's subs on April 21, 2008)
*[[Subtitles:sbemail193/en|Email rated]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail191/en|Email buried]]

hremail 3184

Mini-Geek — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:40:55 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Easter Eggs */

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[[Image:hremail3184.PNG|thumb|"Now that... is what I call...a...comeback!"]]

Strong Bad has finally come out of e-tirement with a new [[sbemail]]... with ''explosive'' end-results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (Easter egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bathroom of The Brothers Strong]], [[Athletic Field]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]], [[The Gymnasium]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 30, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:04

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is sitting at his hremail desk. He has bags under his eyes and is slouching. He slips further and further down over the next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{half-mumbling}'' And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to ''keep'' calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' Aaah! I can't take this no more!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, screaming.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody hand me a rake!

''{A rake is handed to Strong Bad. He grabs it and smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Raaaake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the rake}'' Somebody hand me a shovel!

''{A shovel is handed to him. He smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shovel!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the shovel}'' Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!

''{A tool with a very spiky end is handed to Strong Bad. Again, he hits Homestar. Homestar comes back up with a "CENSORED" sign over his face; bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmly}'' Aw, a Weasel.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wiping his brow}'' Phew.

''{Pan over to show Marzipan, holding the rake and shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Always happy to help!

''{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!

''{He closes the Lappy, leaving a faint backwards "Lappy 486" in the wall behind it. He pushes it off to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on ''Steak Sandwich!''

''{He places said sandwich on the desk in front of him to a trumpet fanfare. Cut to a solo image of the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition ''{a steak-shaped logo for this appears in the corner}'' is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, ''{a logo for "Sauteed Onions Ghz" appears}'' grilled mushrooms, ''{a logo for "Grilled Mushrooms 32x" appears}'' and all right, never mind.

''{The Steak logo swivels as though its left side was no longer supported while the other logos fall off the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?

''{Cut to a rear view of the desk, as Strong Bad looks at the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff. ''{to the Lappy}'' All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.

''{He pushes the sandwich aside and returns the Lappy to its rightful position. He opens the Lappy and a startup tone is heard. Cut to behind Strong Bad. The Female Lappy is visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No...

''{Cut back to show Senor Cardgage standing near Strong Bad, holding the sandwich.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' This steak samwich is Beverly ''clearly'' my compooter, Bathsheba.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ummmmm... no.

''{Strong Bad lowers his head in disappointment. Senor Cardgage turns around and starts walking in place, while sounds of traffic are heard. Strong Bad looks up in confusion, and starts to nervously lean back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm quite scared right now.

''{Cut to the Lappy as Strong Bad turns back to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's start over. ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!

''{He presses Return. The following comes up with a ding: "Oh, smokes! You have 2 new messages!", which are "Coolness" from "Kelly" and "Thanks for loaning me your rake" from "Homestar".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, a half-''four'' messages waiting for me isn't bad. ''{He brings up "Coolness".}''

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: coolness</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? 
 
From, 
Kelly 
USA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad echos his own name. He says Kelly's name in a slightly seductive tone, leading into "USA" as "Oosa".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east! ''{typing}'' That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think? That's like me asking, "Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?" ''{not typed}'' Or... ''{clears screen, typing:}'' "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?" You gotta narrow it down somehow. Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?

''{Cut to the kitchen of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is eating from a cereal bowl with a spoon. Strong Sad is standing next to him, wearing a tuxedo, and looking expectantly at a toaster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting}'' Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.

''{The toaster pops up a breakfast pastry with a conspicuous red light on it. Strong Sad catches it. Over the next line, the light begins to blink faster and faster while making ticking noises.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"! Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven— OOOHHH!!

''{The Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, which gets all over Strong Sad and leaves a green stain on the wall behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waa-ha-ha-ha!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in his bathroom, holding a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz I've caused ''plenty'' of those.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.

''{Cut to the Athletic Field. Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!" ''{some drops of spit fly away from him toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ya don't say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!" ''{more drops of spit fly toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' You say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"

''{Strong Bad draws out the explosion. A wave of spit drops fly toward Coach Z. Coach Z pulls out a bar of soap and a bottle of "PORT PLUS +". He rubs the soap on his body and dumps some shampoo over his hat. He then tosses the bottle away and rubs his hat, which becomes sudsy.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad! I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!

''{Strong Bad spits a few more drops toward Coach Z. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was. ''And'' the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!

''{Cut to Strong Sad talking to Coach Z in the Athletic Field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."

''{A single large drop of spit flies toward Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.

''{A quick montage results where the Tandy explodes, throwing Strong Bad back, Strong Bad knocks the Tandy off the desk with an inexplicable explosion, Bubs' shotgun blows a hole in the Compy, Strong Mad gulps from a mini-explosion from the Compy, and the Tandy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud with Homestar nearby. Cut back to the Lappy, with the female Lappy visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But waimt, Strong Bad, does that means?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy. I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.

''{Cut to a closeup of a big red button with "dooj" written on it, connected to the Lappy via USB. Then cut to a rear view of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... it's time. ''{Cut to behind Strong Bad}'' Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mock-sadly}'' That's a great idea, Lappy. ''{cut to rear view of the desk}'' Good bye. ''{presses the button}'' Dooj.

''{Cut to a silhouette of the house with a tree beside it. The explosion knocks the tree away and blows the roof clear of the house. Two shockwaves appear as part of the explosion. A ghostly image of the Female Lappy icon with fangs appears in the explosion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So popular lately.

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z on lawn chairs, watching the explosion.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oooooor! Awwwwwr! 
'''BUBS:''' Ooooooh! Awwwwww!

'''COACH Z:''' I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!

'''BUBS:''' ''{pointing at Coach Z}'' Ponk!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, standing next to the desk. Strong Bad himself is unharmed, but the desk it broken in two from the explosion, and the paint has been torn away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{poking in from the side}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is what I call—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears off the side and reappears upside-down}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping forward on his knee}'' —comeback!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears and reappears rightside-up, makes an annoyed sigh}''

''{Homestar disappears while Strong Bad looks upward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?

''{Black ashes fall from the top of the screen. Strong Bad looks down at them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.

==Easter Eggs==
*When the [[Lappy]] tells [[Strong Bad]] to put his catch phrase about computer destruction on his "bwees-ness" cards, click "bwees-ness card" to see a business card for a computer destruction business.
*At the end, click on the hole in the wall to see an exchange between [[Strong Sad]] as the Gardenboy from [[yes, wrestling]] and [[The Announcer]].
:''{Cut to a scene at the [[Gymnasium]] with The Announcer at the left and Garden Boy at the right}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you know, announcer man, that's right! All you gophers out there better listen up! The Magnificent Marzipan stole all Garden Boy's garden tools, and I don't care if she's a women's champion, a men's champion, a half woman-half man's champion... Uh, do we have one of those?
:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, yes, I believe we do.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, can I fight them instead?

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
[[File:Homestar uncensored.png|thumb|"Aw, a Weasel."]]
*When the Flash file is decompiled, Homestar's battered face is visible behind the censored box.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container|mega race]]".
*This episode marks the first time Strong Bad actually acknowledges how creepy [[Senor Cardgage]] is.

===Remarks===
*In his flashback, Strong Bad knocks the broken [[Tandy 400]] off his desk to an explosion. There was no such explosion in [[invisibility]].
* In [[virus]], the virus caused everything to become corrupted. As part of the corruption, Bubs' shotgun resembled Homestar's leg. However, in the flashback, the shotgun is clearly still a shotgun even before the [[Compy 386]] is shot.
* Strong Bad's line "Uh, if a paper survived that, come down now" and the ensuing black paper falling from the sky is most likely to avoid announcing a winner of the [[email thunder|fight between the two papers]]. However, Strong Bad is not as saddened by the burnt paper's fate as he was in [[the paper]], indicating that it was probably the [[New Paper]].
* Homestar Runner's email was not blocked by Edgar's Baby's Daddy or his Idiot Filter, as all Homestar emails are in [[candy product]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]], respectively.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is hit with the Garden Weasel, his face is still visible. The bruises, scars, and blood only appear ''after'' the camera zooms in.
*When the ashes of the New Paper come down, they fall in front of Strong Bad, but after, some are behind Strong Bad on the floor.

===Inside References===
*[[Onomatopoeia|Dooj]], as the USB self-destruct button reads, is a common sound effect used for explosions in the Homestar Runner Universe.
*The scene of Bubs and Coach Z in the field is reminiscent of [[Happy Fireworks]], in which the two watched [[fireworks]] in a similar fashion.
**Likewise, the can of [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] reappears.
*The Easter egg at the end of the toon is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]], in which Strong Sad takes on the wrestling persona of the Gardenboy.
*The entire toon is about [[explosions]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when Senor Cardgage first shows up in his house, as well as when he's laughing at Strong Sad when his Pop-Tart explodes.
*Although it is censored, you can still see that Homestar Runner [[Blood|bleeds]] after being hit with the garden weasel.
*The scene in which Strong Bad introduces his "new computer" is a reference to how he introduced the [[Lappy 486]] in the email [[animal]].
*Coach Z's use of Port Plus is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]], where he asked the [[Horrible Painting]] for some.
*The background for the steak sandwich is the same used for [[The Show]].
*The Lappy's pronunciation "bwees-ness" is a reference to [[theme park]], where Strong Bad makes fun of how the email's author misspells "business".
*Strong Sad exclaiming "Oh, child!" is a reference to [[retirement]], when the Lappy exclaimed the same thing.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Garden Weasel|Garden Weasel]] is a garden implement made famous mainly through late night infomercials.
* Strong Bad's remark that Kelly-Usa sounds exotic is a reference to the [http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/usa.asp urban legend] about Japan renaming a town Usa. This legend was also referenced in [[Donut Unto Others]].
*Senor Cardgage's "Beverly clearly" is a reference to children's author [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]].
*Strong Bad's "Dooj" button resembles the "Easy" button from commercials for [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]], an office supply chain.
*Homestar repeating the phrase "Don't call it a comeback", is a reference to the first line of "[[WIkipedia:Mama_Said_Knock_You_Out_(song)|Mama Said Knock You Out]]" by [[Wikipedia:LL Cool J|LL Cool J]].
*Gardenboy's line in the Easter Egg that he doesn't care if Marzipan is a "women's champion or man's champion..." is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Andy_Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]], the intergender wrestling champion.
* The Magnificent Marzipan is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Sensational_Sherri|Sensational Sherri]] and/or [[Wikipedia:Don_Muraco|The Magnificent Muraco]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail3184.html|watch "hremail3184"]]
*[[HR:hremail3184.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail3184"]]
*[[Forum:15632|forum thread re: "hremail3184"]]

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Mini-Geek — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:39:34 GMT

Mini-Geek: done!

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<line start="28" end="152"><homestar volume="0.9">(half-mumbling) And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to keep calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...</homestar><sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx></line>
<line start="153" end="162"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</line>
<line start="181" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a rake!</line>
<line start="203" end="219"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Raaaake!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="220" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a shovel!</line>
<line start="239" end="256"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Shovel!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="257" end="278" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!</line>
<line start="279" end="290"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="291" end="312" speaker="homestar">(calmly) Aw, a Weasel.</line>
<line start="313" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Phew.</line>
<line start="324" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="339" end="352" speaker="marzipan">Always happy to help!</line>
<line start="362" end="370" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="371" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!</line>
<line start="439" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</line>
<line start="465" end="497"><strongbad>Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">fanfare</sfx></line>
<line start="498" end="592" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, grilled mushrooms,</line>
<line start="593" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and all right, never mind, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?</line>
<line start="632" end="686" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff.</line>
<line start="687" end="731" speaker="strongbad">All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.</line>
<line start="732" end="742" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
<line start="743" end="824" speaker="lappy486">Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.</line>
<line start="825" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?</line>
<line start="876" end="889" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="yes">No...</line>
<line start="890" end="960" speaker="cardgage">This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba.</line>
<line start="961" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?</line>
<line start="1008" end="1040" speaker="cardgage">Ummmmm... no.</line>
<line start="1048" end="1094" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">traffic noises</line>
<line start="1095" end="1123"><sfx volume="0.8">traffic noises</sfx><strongbad>I'm quite scared right now.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1124" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Let's start over.</line>
<line start="1144" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!</line>
<line start="1225" end="1238" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">ding</line>
<line start="1239" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Well, a half-four messages waiting for me isn't bad.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... </line>
<line start="1337" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">"What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?</line>
<line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongbad">"From, Kelly Oosa"</line>
<line start="1401" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east!</line>
<line start="1446" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think?</line>
<line start="1475" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">That's like me asking,</line>
<line start="1491" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?"</line>
<line start="1540" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Or... "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?"</line>
<line start="1598" end="1623" speaker="strongbad">You gotta narrow it down somehow.</line>
<line start="1624" end="1708" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?</line>
<line start="1722" end="1772" speaker="strongbad">(poorly acting) Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.</line>
<line start="1780" end="1785" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="1792" end="1863" speaker="strongsad">Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"!</line>
<line start="1864" end="1905" speaker="strongsad">Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven—</line>
<line start="1906" end="1912"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1913" end="1925"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1926" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">Waa-ha-ha-ha!</line>
<line start="1947" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.</line>
<line start="2046" end="2076" speaker="strongbad">'Cuz I've caused plenty of those.</line>
<line start="2077" end="2135" speaker="strongbad">But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.</line>
<line start="2136" end="2184" speaker="strongbad">And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!"</line>
<line start="2185" end="2195" speaker="coachz">Ya don't say?</line>
<line start="2196" end="2239" speaker="strongbad">And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!"</line>
<line start="2240" end="2249" speaker="coachz">You say?</line>
<line start="2250" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"</line>
<line start="2405" end="2431" speaker="coachz">Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="2432" end="2474" speaker="coachz">I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!</line>
<line start="2475" end="2482" speaker="strongbad">pssh</line>
<line start="2483" end="2563" speaker="strongbad">Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was.</line>
<line start="2564" end="2615" speaker="strongbad">And the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!</line>
<line start="2616" end="2662" speaker="strongsad">And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."</line>
<line start="2663" end="2713" speaker="coachz">(angrily) Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!</line>
<line start="2714" end="2817" speaker="strongbad">But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.</line>
<line start="2818" end="2879" speaker="sfx">various crackling, explosions, and screams</line>
<line start="2880" end="2922" speaker="lappy486">But waimt, Strong Bad, does that means?</line>
<line start="2923" end="2945" speaker="strongbad">I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy.</line>
<line start="2946" end="3003" speaker="strongbad">I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.</line>
<line start="3004" end="3026" speaker="strongbad">But... it's time.</line>
<line start="3027" end="3096" speaker="strongbad">Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3147" speaker="lappy486">You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.</line>
<line start="3148" end="3180" speaker="strongbad">(mock-sadly) That's a great idea, Lappy.</line>
<line start="3181" end="3196" speaker="strongbad">(mock-sadly) Good bye.</line>
<line start="3197" end="3204" speaker="strongbad">(mock-sadly) Dooj.</line>
<line start="3205" end="3237" speaker="sfx" volume="1.5">explosion</line>
<line start="3238" end="3265"><sfx volume="1.2">explosion</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yes">So popular lately.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3266" end="3322"><sfx volume="1">explosion</sfx><bubs>Ooooooh! ... Awwwwww!</bubs><coachz>Oooooor! ... Awwwwwr!</coachz></line>
<line start="3323" end="3365" speaker="coachz">I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one.</line>
<line start="3366" end="3404" speaker="coachz">I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!</line>
<line start="3405" end="3416" speaker="bubs">Ponk!</line>
<line start="3417" end="3436" speaker="strongbad">And now that—</line>
<line start="3437" end="3449" speaker="homestar">Don't call it a comeback.</line>
<line start="3450" end="3467" speaker="strongbad">—is what I call—</line>
<line start="3468" end="3481" speaker="homestar">Don't call it a comeback.</line>
<line start="3482" end="3490" speaker="strongbad">—a—</line>
<line start="3491" end="3508" speaker="homestar">Don't call it a comeback!</line>
<line start="3509" end="3521" speaker="strongbad">—comeback!</line>
<line start="3522" end="3528" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">annoyed sigh</line>
<line start="3536" end="3602" speaker="strongbad">Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?</line>
<line start="3619" end="3649" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.</line>
<line start="3671" end="3693" speaker="strongsad">Well, you know, announcer man, that's right!</line>
<line start="3694" end="3720" speaker="strongsad">All you gophers out there better listen up!</line>
<line start="3721" end="3825" speaker="strongsad">Magnificent Marzipan stole all Garden Boy's garden tools, and I don't care if she's a women's champion, a men's champion, a half woman-half man's champion...</line>
<line start="3826" end="3849" speaker="strongsad">Uh, do we have one of those?</line>
<line start="3850" end="3872" speaker="theannouncer">Uh, yes, I believe we do.</line>
<line start="3873" end="3899" speaker="strongsad">Well, can I fight them instead?</line>
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<line start="28" end="152"><homestar volume="0.9">(half-mumbling) And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to keep calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...</homestar><sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx></line>
<line start="153" end="162"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</line>
<line start="181" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a rake!</line>
<line start="203" end="219"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Raaaake!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="220" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a shovel!</line>
<line start="239" end="256"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Shovel!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="257" end="278" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!</line>
<line start="279" end="290"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="291" end="312" speaker="homestar">(calmly) Aw, a Weasel.</line>
<line start="313" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Phew.</line>
<line start="324" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="339" end="352" speaker="marzipan">Always happy to help!</line>
<line start="362" end="370" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="371" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!</line>
<line start="439" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</line>
<line start="465" end="497"><strongbad>Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">fanfare</sfx></line>
<line start="498" end="592" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, grilled mushrooms,</line>
<line start="593" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and all right, never mind, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?</line>
<line start="632" end="686" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff.</line>
<line start="687" end="731" speaker="strongbad">All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.</line>
<line start="732" end="742" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
<line start="743" end="824" speaker="lappy486">Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.</line>
<line start="825" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?</line>
<line start="876" end="889" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="yes">No...</line>
<line start="890" end="960" speaker="cardgage">This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba.</line>
<line start="961" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?</line>
<line start="1008" end="1040" speaker="cardgage">Ummmmm... no.</line>
<line start="1048" end="1094" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">traffic noises</line>
<line start="1095" end="1123"><sfx volume="0.8">traffic noises</sfx><strongbad>I'm quite scared right now.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1124" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Let's start over.</line>
<line start="1144" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!</line>
<line start="1225" end="1238" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">ding</line>
<line start="1239" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Well, a half-four messages waiting for me isn't bad.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... </line>
<line start="1337" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">"What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?</line>
<line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongbad">"From, Kelly Oosa"</line>
<line start="1401" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east!</line>
<line start="1446" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think?</line>
<line start="1475" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">That's like me asking,</line>
<line start="1491" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?"</line>
<line start="1540" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Or... "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?"</line>
<line start="1598" end="1623" speaker="strongbad">You gotta narrow it down somehow.</line>
<line start="1624" end="1708" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?</line>
<line start="1722" end="1772" speaker="strongbad">(poorly acting) Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.</line>
<line start="1780" end="1785" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="1792" end="1863" speaker="strongsad">Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"!</line>
<line start="1864" end="1905" speaker="strongsad">Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven—</line>
<line start="1906" end="1912"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1913" end="1925"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1926" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">Waa-ha-ha-ha!</line>
<line start="1947" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.</line>
<line start="2046" end="2076" speaker="strongbad">'Cuz I've caused plenty of those.</line>
<line start="2077" end="2135" speaker="strongbad">But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.</line>
<line start="2136" end="2184" speaker="strongbad">And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!"</line>
<line start="2185" end="2195" speaker="coachz">Ya don't say?</line>
<line start="2196" end="2239" speaker="strongbad">And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!"</line>
<line start="2240" end="2249" speaker="coachz">You say?</line>
<line start="2250" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"</line>
<line start="2405" end="2431" speaker="coachz">Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="2432" end="2474" speaker="coachz">I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!</line>
<line start="2475" end="2482" speaker="strongbad">pssh</line>
<line start="2483" end="2563" speaker="strongbad">Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was.</line>
<line start="2564" end="2615" speaker="strongbad">And the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!</line>
<line start="2616" end="2662" speaker="strongsad">And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."</line>
<line start="2663" end="2713" speaker="coachz">(angrily) Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!</line>
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<line start="28" end="152"><homestar volume="0.9">(half-mumbling) And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to keep calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...</homestar><sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx></line>
<line start="153" end="162"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</line>
<line start="181" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a rake!</line>
<line start="203" end="219"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Raaaake!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="220" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a shovel!</line>
<line start="239" end="256"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Shovel!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="257" end="278" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!</line>
<line start="279" end="290"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="291" end="312" speaker="homestar">(calmly) Aw, a Weasel.</line>
<line start="313" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Phew.</line>
<line start="324" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="339" end="352" speaker="marzipan">Always happy to help!</line>
<line start="362" end="370" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="371" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!</line>
<line start="439" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</line>
<line start="465" end="497"><strongbad>Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on Steak Sandwich!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">fanfare</sfx></line>
<line start="498" end="592" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, grilled mushrooms,</line>
<line start="593" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and all right, never mind, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?</line>
<line start="632" end="686" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff.</line>
<line start="687" end="731" speaker="strongbad">All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.</line>
<line start="732" end="742" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
<line start="743" end="824" speaker="lappy486">Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.</line>
<line start="825" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?</line>
<line start="876" end="889" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="yes">No...</line>
<line start="890" end="960" speaker="cardgage">This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba.</line>
<line start="961" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?</line>
<line start="1008" end="1040" speaker="cardgage">Ummmmm... no.</line>
<line start="1048" end="1094" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">traffic noises</line>
<line start="1095" end="1123"><sfx volume="0.8">traffic noises</sfx><strongbad>I'm quite scared right now.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1124" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Let's start over.</line>
<line start="1144" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!</line>
<line start="1225" end="1238" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">ding</line>
<line start="1239" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Well, a half-four messages waiting for me isn't bad.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... </line>
<line start="1337" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">"What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?</line>
<line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongbad">"From, Kelly Oosa"</line>
<line start="1401" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east!</line>
<line start="1446" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think?</line>
<line start="1475" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">That's like me asking,</line>
<line start="1491" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?"</line>
<line start="1540" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Or... "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?"</line>
<line start="1598" end="1623" speaker="strongbad">You gotta narrow it down somehow.</line>
<line start="1624" end="1708" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?</line>
<line start="1722" end="1772" speaker="strongbad">(poorly acting) Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.</line>
<line start="1780" end="1785" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="1792" end="1863" speaker="strongsad">Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"!</line>
<line start="1864" end="1905" speaker="strongsad">Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven—</line>
<line start="1906" end="1912"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1913" end="1925"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
<line start="1926" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">Waa-ha-ha-ha!</line>
<line start="1947" end="3906" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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[[Image:hremail3184.PNG|thumb|"Now that... is what I call...a...comeback!"]]

Strong Bad has finally come out of e-tirement with a new [[sbemail]]... with ''explosive'' end-results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (Easter egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bathroom of The Brothers Strong]], [[Athletic Field]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]], [[The Gymnasium]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 30, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:04

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is sitting at his hremail desk. He has bags under his eyes and is slouching. He slips further and further down over the next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{half-mumbling}'' And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to ''keep'' calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' Aaah! I can't take this no more!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, screaming.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody hand me a rake!

''{A rake is handed to Strong Bad. He grabs it and smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Raaaake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the rake}'' Somebody hand me a shovel!

''{A shovel is handed to him. He smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shovel!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the shovel}'' Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!

''{A tool with a very spiky end is handed to Strong Bad. Again, he hits Homestar. Homestar comes back up with a "CENSORED" sign over his face; bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmly}'' Aw, a Weasel.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wiping his brow}'' Phew.

''{Pan over to show Marzipan, holding the rake and shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Always happy to help!

''{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!

''{He closes the Lappy, leaving a faint backwards "Lappy 486" in the wall behind it. He pushes it off to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on ''Steak Sandwich!''

''{He places said sandwich on the desk in front of him to a trumpet fanfare. Cut to a solo image of the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition ''{a steak-shaped logo for this appears in the corner}'' is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, ''{a logo for "Sauteed Onions Ghz" appears}'' grilled mushrooms, ''{a logo for "Grilled Mushrooms 32x" appears}'' and all right, never mind.

''{The Steak logo swivels as though its left side was no longer supported while the other logos fall off the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?

''{Cut to a rear view of the desk, as Strong Bad looks at the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff. ''{to the Lappy}'' All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.

''{He pushes the sandwich aside and returns the Lappy to its rightful position. He opens the Lappy and a startup tone is heard. Cut to behind Strong Bad. The Female Lappy is visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No...

''{Cut back to show Senor Cardgage standing near Strong Bad, holding the sandwich.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' This steak samwich is Beverly ''clearly'' my compooter, Bathsheba.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ummmmm... no.

''{Strong Bad lowers his head in disappointment. Senor Cardgage turns around and starts walking in place, while sounds of traffic are heard. Strong Bad looks up in confusion, and starts to nervously lean back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm quite scared right now.

''{Cut to the Lappy as Strong Bad turns back to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's start over. ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!

''{He presses Return. The following comes up with a ding: "Oh, smokes! You have 2 new messages!", which are "Coolness" from "Kelly" and "Thanks for loaning me your rake" from "Homestar".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, a half-''four'' messages waiting for me isn't bad. ''{He brings up "Coolness".}''

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: coolness</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? 
 
From, 
Kelly 
USA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad echos his own name. He says Kelly's name in a slightly seductive tone, leading into "USA" as "Oosa".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east! ''{typing}'' That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think? That's like me asking, "Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?" ''{not typed}'' Or... ''{clears screen, typing:}'' "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?" You gotta narrow it down somehow. Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?

''{Cut to the kitchen of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is eating from a cereal bowl with a spoon. Strong Sad is standing next to him, wearing a tuxedo, and looking expectantly at a toaster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting}'' Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.

''{The toaster pops up a breakfast pastry with a conspicuous red light on it. Strong Sad catches it. Over the next line, the light begins to blink faster and faster while making ticking noises.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"! Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven— OOOHHH!!

''{The Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, which gets all over Strong Sad and leaves a green stain on the wall behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waa-ha-ha-ha!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in his bathroom, holding a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz I've caused ''plenty'' of those.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.

''{Cut to the Athletic Field. Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!" ''{some drops of spit fly away from him toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ya don't say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!" ''{more drops of spit fly toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' You say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"

''{Strong Bad draws out the explosion. A wave of spit drops fly toward Coach Z. Coach Z pulls out a bar of soap and a bottle of "PORT PLUS +". He rubs the soap on his body and dumps some shampoo over his hat. He then tosses the bottle away and rubs his hat, which becomes sudsy.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad! I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!

''{Strong Bad spits a few more drops toward Coach Z. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was. ''And'' the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!

''{Cut to Strong Sad talking to Coach Z in the Athletic Field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."

''{A single large drop of spit flies toward Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.

''{A quick montage results where the Tandy explodes, throwing Strong Bad back, Strong Bad knocks the Tandy off the desk with an inexplicable explosion, Bub's shotgun blows a hole in the Compy, Strong Mad gulps from a mini-explosion from the Compy, and the Tandy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud with Homestar nearby. Cut back to the Lappy, with the female Lappy visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But waimt, Strong Bad, does that means?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy. I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.

''{Cut to a closeup of a big red button with "dooj" written on it, connected to the Lappy via USB. Then cut to a rear view of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... it's time. ''{Cut to behind Strong Bad}'' Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mock-sadly}'' That's a great idea, Lappy. ''{cut to rear view of the desk}'' Good bye. ''{presses the button}'' Dooj.

''{Cut to a silhouette of the house with a tree beside it. The explosion knocks the tree away and blows the roof clear of the house. Two of those shockwaves appear as part of the explosion. A ghostly image of the Female Lappy icon with fangs appears in the explosion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So popular lately.

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z on lawn chairs, watching the explosion.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oooooor! Awwwwwr! 
'''BUBS:''' Ooooooh! Awwwwww!

'''COACH Z:''' I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!

'''BUBS:''' ''{pointing at Coach Z}'' Ponk!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, standing next to the desk. Strong Bad himself is unharmed, but the desk it broken in two from the explosion, and the paint has been torn away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{poking in from the side}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is what I call—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears off the side and reappears upside-down}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping forward on his knee}'' —comeback!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears and reappears rightside-up, makes an annoyed sigh}''

''{Homestar disappears while Strong Bad looks upward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?

''{Black ashes fall from the top of the screen. Strong Bad looks down at them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.

==Easter Eggs==
*When the [[Lappy]] tells [[Strong Bad]] to put his catch phrase about computer destruction on his "bwees-ness" cards, click "bwees-ness card" to see a business card for a computer destruction business.
*At the end, click on the hole in the wall to see an exchange between [[Strong Sad]] as the Gardenboy from [[yes, wrestling]] and [[The Announcer]].
:''{Cut to a scene at the [[Gymnasium]] with The Announcer at the left and Garden Boy at the right}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you know, and not to men, that's right! All you gophers out there better listen up! The Magnificent Marzipan stole all Garden Boy's garden tools, and I don't care if she's a women's champion, a men's champion, a half women-half men's champion... Uh, do we have one of those?
:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, yes, I believe we do.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, can I fight them instead?

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "mega race".

===Remarks===
*In his flashback, Strong Bad knocks the broken [[Tandy 400]] off his desk to an explosion. There was no such explosion in [[invisibility]].
* In [[virus]], the virus caused everything to become corrupted. As part of the corruption, Bubs' shotgun resembled Homestar's leg. However, in the flashback, the shotgun is clearly still a shotgun even before the [[Compy 386]] is shot.
* Strong Bad's line "Uh, if a paper survived that, come down now" and the ensuing black paper falling from the sky is most likely to avoid announcing a winner of the [[email thunder|fight between the two papers]]. However, Strong Bad is not as saddened by the burnt paper's fate as he was in [[the paper]], indicating that it was probably the [[New Paper]].
* Homestar Runner's e-mail was not blocked by Edgar's Baby's Daddy, as all Homestar e-mails are in [[candy product]].

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is hit with the Garden Weasel, his face is still visible. The bruises, scars, and blood only appear ''after'' the camera zooms in.
*When the ashes of the New Paper come down, they fall in front of Strong Bad, but after, some are behind Strong Bad on the floor.

===Inside References===
*[[Onomatopoeia|Dooj]], as the USB self-destruct button reads, is a common sound effect used for explosions in the Homestar Runner Universe.
*The scene of Bubs and Coach Z in the field is reminiscent of [[Happy Fireworks]], in which the two watched [[fireworks]] in a similar fashion.
**Likewise, the can of [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] reappears.
*The Easter egg at the end of the toon is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]], in which Strong Sad takes on the wrestling persona of the Gardenboy.
*The entire toon is about [[explosions]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when Senor Cardgage first shows up in his house, as well as when he's laughing at Strong Sad when his Pop-Tart explodes.
*Although it is censored, you can still see that Homestar Runner [[Blood|bleeds]] after being hit with the third garden tool by Strong Bad.
*The scene in which Strong Bad introduces his "new computer" is a reference to how he introduced the [[Lappy 486]] in the email [[animal]].
*Coach Z's use of Port Plus is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]], where he asked the [[Horrible Painting]] for some.
*The background for the steak sandwich is the same used for [[The Show]].
*The Lappy's pronunciation "bwees-ness" is a reference to [[theme park]], where Strong Bad makes fun of how the email's author misspells "business".
*Strong Sad exclaiming "Oh, child!" is a reference to [[retirement]], when the Lappy exclaimed the same thing.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Garden Weasel|Garden Weasel]] is a garden implement made famous mainly through late night infomercials.
* Strong Bad's remark that Kelly-Usa sounds exotic is a reference to the [http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/usa.asp urban legend] about Japan renaming a town Usa. This legend was also referenced in [[Donut Unto Others]].
*Senor Cardgage's "Beverly clearly" is a reference to children's author [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]].
*Strong Bad's "Dooj" button resembles the "Easy" button from commercials for [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]], an office supply chain.
*Homestar repeating the phrase "Don't call it a comeback", is a reference to the first line of "[[WIkipedia:Mama_Said_Knock_You_Out_(song)|Mama Said Knock You Out]]" by [[Wikipedia:LL Cool J|LL Cool J]].
*Gardenboy's line in the Easter Egg that he doesn't care if Marzipan is a "women's champion or man's champion..." is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Andy_Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]], the intergender wrestling champion.
*During the montage of computer explosions, the Shotgun vs Compy scene is shown in likness to many [[wikipedia:first person shooter|first person shooter]] games.

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail3184.html|watch "hremail3184"]]
*[[HR:hremail3184.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail3184"]]
*[[Forum:15632|forum thread re: "hremail3184"]]

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[[Image:hremail3184.PNG|thumb|"Now that... is what I call...a...comeback!"]]

Strong Bad has finally come out of e-tirement with a new [[sbemail]]... with ''explosive'' end-results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (Easter egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bathroom of The Brothers Strong]], [[Athletic Field]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]], [[The Gymnasium]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 30,2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:04

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is sitting at his hremail desk. He has bags under his eyes and is slouching. He slips further and further down over the next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{half-mumbling}'' And that, Gordon Titanamonderous, is why I decided to ''keep'' calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' Aaah! I can't take this no more!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, screaming.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody hand me a rake!

''{A rake is handed to Strong Bad. He grabs it and smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Raaaake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the rake}'' Somebody hand me a shovel!

''{A shovel is handed to him. He smacks Homestar with it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shovel!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the shovel}'' Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!

''{A tool with a very spiky end is handed to Strong Bad. Again, he hits Homestar. Homestar comes back up with a "CENSORED" sign over his face; bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmly}'' Aw, a Weasel.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wiping his brow}'' Phew.

''{Pan over to show Marzipan, holding the rake and shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Always happy to help!

''{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down in front of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!

''{He closes the Lappy, leaving a faint backwards "Lappy 486" in the wall behind it. He pushes it off to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on ''Steak Sandwich!''

''{He places said sandwich on the desk in front of him to a trumpet fanfare. Cut to a solo image of the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition ''{a steak-shaped logo for this appears in the corner}'' is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, ''{a logo for "Sauteed Onions Ghz" appears}'' grilled mushrooms, ''{a logo for "Grilled Mushrooms 32x" appears}'' and all right, never mind.

''{The Steak logo swivels as though its left side was no longer supported while the other logos fall off the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?

''{Cut to a rear view of the desk, as Strong Bad looks at the sandwich.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff. ''{to the Lappy}'' All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.

''{He pushes the sandwich aside and returns the Lappy to its rightful position. He opens the Lappy and a startup tone is heard. Cut to behind Strong Bad. The Female Lappy is visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No...

''{Cut back to show Senor Cardgage standing near Strong Bad, holding the sandwich.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' This steak samwich is Beverly ''clearly'' my compooter, Bathsheba.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ummmmm... no.

''{Strong Bad lowers his head in disappointment. Senor Cardgage turns around and starts walking in place, while sounds of traffic are heard. Strong Bad looks up in confusion, and starts to nervously lean back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm quite scared right now.

''{Cut to the Lappy as Strong Bad turns back to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's start over. ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!

''{He presses Return. The following comes up with a ding: "Oh, smokes! You have 2 new messages!", which are "Coolness" from "Kelly" and "Thanks for loaning me your rake" from "Homestar".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, a half-''four'' messages waiting for me isn't bad. ''{He brings up "Coolness".}''

<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: coolness</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? 
 
From, 
Kelly 
USA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad echos his own name. He says Kelly's name in a slightly seductive tone, leading into "USA" as "Oosa".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east! ''{typing}'' That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think? That's like me asking, "Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?" ''{not typed}'' Or... ''{clears screen, typing:}'' "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?" You gotta narrow it down somehow. Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?

''{Cut to the kitchen of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is eating from a cereal bowl with a spoon. Strong Sad is standing next to him, wearing a tuxedo, and looking expectantly at a toaster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting}'' Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.

''{The toaster pops up a breakfast pastry with a conspicuous red light on it. Strong Sad catches it. Over the next line, the light begins to blink faster and faster while making ticking noises.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"! Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven— OOOHHH!!

''{The Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, which gets all over Strong Sad and leaves a green stain on the wall behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waa-ha-ha-ha!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in his bathroom, holding a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz I've caused ''plenty'' of those.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.

''{Cut to the Athletic Field. Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!" ''{some drops of spit fly away from him toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ya don't say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!" ''{more drops of spit fly toward Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' You say?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"

''{Strong Bad draws out the explosion. A wave of spit drops fly toward Coach Z. Coach Z pulls out a bar of soap and a bottle of "PORT PLUS +". He rubs the soap on his body and dumps some shampoo over his hat. He then tosses the bottle away and rubs his hat, which becomes sudsy.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad! I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has to!

''{Strong Bad spits a few more drops toward Coach Z. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was. ''And'' the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!

''{Cut to Strong Sad talking to Coach Z in the Athletic Field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."

''{A single large drop of spit flies toward Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.

''{A quick montage results where the Tandy explodes, throwing Strong Bad back, Strong Bad knocks the Tandy off the desk with an inexplicable explosion, Bub's shotgun blows a hole in the Compy, Strong Mad gulps from a mini-explosion from the Compy, and the Tandy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud with Homestar nearby. Cut back to the Lappy, with the female Lappy visible.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But waimt, Strong Bad, does that means?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy. I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.

''{Cut to a closeup of a big red button with "dooj" written on it, connected to the Lappy via USB. Then cut to a rear view of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... it's time. ''{Cut to behind Strong Bad}'' Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mock-sadly}'' That's a great idea, Lappy. ''{cut to rear view of the desk}'' Good bye. ''{presses the button}'' Dooj.

''{Cut to a silhouette of the house with a tree beside it. The explosion knocks the tree away and blows the roof clear of the house. Two of those shockwaves appear as part of the explosion. A ghostly image of the Female Lappy icon with fangs appears in the explosion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So popular lately.

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z on lawn chairs, watching the explosion.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oooooor! Awwwwwr! 
'''BUBS:''' Ooooooh! Awwwwww!

'''COACH Z:''' I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!

'''BUBS:''' ''{pointing at Coach Z}'' Ponk!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, standing next to the desk. Strong Bad himself is unharmed, but the desk it broken in two from the explosion, and the paint has been torn away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{poking in from the side}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is what I call—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears off the side and reappears upside-down}'' Don't call it a comeback.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping forward on his knee}'' —comeback!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears and reappears rightside-up, makes an annoyed sigh}''

''{Homestar disappears while Strong Bad looks upward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?

''{Black ashes fall from the top of the screen. Strong Bad looks down at them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.

==Easter Eggs==
*When the [[Lappy]] tells [[Strong Bad]] to put his catch phrase about computer destruction on his "bwees-ness" cards, click "bwees-ness card" to see a business card for a computer destruction business.
*At the end, click on the hole in the wall to see an exchange between [[Strong Sad]] as the Gardenboy from [[yes, wrestling]] and [[The Announcer]].
:''{Cut to a scene at the [[Gymnasium]] with The Announcer at the left and Garden Boy at the right}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you know, and not to men, that's right! All you gophers out there better listen up! The Magnificent Marzipan stole all Garden Boy's garden tools, and I don't care if she's a women's champion, a men's champion, a half women-half men's champion... Uh, do we have one of those?
:'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Uh, yes, I believe we do.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, can I fight them instead?

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*In his flashback, Strong Bad knocks the broken [[Tandy 400]] off his desk to an explosion. There was no such explosion in [[invisibility]].
* In [[virus]], the virus caused everything to become corrupted. As part of the corruption, Bubs' shotgun resembled Homestar's leg. However, in the flashback, the shotgun is clearly still a shotgun even before the [[Compy 386]] is shot.
* Strong Bad's line "Uh, if a paper survived that, come down now" and the ensuing black paper falling from the sky is most likely to avoid announcing a winner of the [[email thunder|fight between the two papers]]. However, Strong Bad is not as saddened by the burnt paper's fate as he was in [[the paper]], indicating that it was probably the [[New Paper]].
* Homestar Runner's e-mail was not blocked by Edgar's Baby's Daddy, as all Homestar e-mails are in [[candy product]].

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is hit with the Garden Weasel, his face is still visible. The bruises, scars, and blood only appear ''after'' the camera zooms in.

===Inside References===
*[[Onomatopoeia|Dooj]], as the USB self-destruct button reads, is a common sound effect used for explosions in the Homestar Runner Universe.
*The scene of Bubs and Coach Z in the field is reminiscent of [[Happy Fireworks]], in which the two watched [[fireworks]] in a similar fashion.
*The Easter egg at the end of the toon is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]], in which Strong Sad takes on the wrestling persona of the Gardenboy.
*The entire toon is about [[explosions]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when Senor Cardgage first shows up in his house, as well as when he's laughing at Strong Sad when his Pop-Tart explodes.
*Although it is censored, you can still see that Homestar Runner [[Blood|bleeds]] after being hit with the third garden tool by Strong Bad.
*The scene in which Strong Bad introduces his "new computer" is a reference to how he introduced the [[Lappy 486]] in the email [[animal]].
*Coach Z's use of Port Plus is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]], where he asked the [[Horrible Painting]] for some.
*The background for the steak sandwich is the same used for [[The Show]].
*The Lappy's pronunciation "bwees-ness" is a reference to [[theme park]], where Strong Bad makes fun of how the email's author misspells "business".
*Strong Sad exclaiming "Oh, child!" is a reference to [[retirement]], when the Lappy exclaimed the same thing.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Garden Weasel|Garden Weasel]] is a garden implement made famous mainly through late night infomercials.
*Senor Cardgage's "Beverly clearly" is a reference to children's author [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]].
*Strong Bad's "Dooj" button resembles the "Easy" button from commercials for [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]], an office supply chain.
*Homestar repeating the phrase "Don't call it a comeback", is a reference to the first line of "[[WIkipedia:Mama_Said_Knock_You_Out_(song)|Mama Said Knock You Out]]" by [[Wikipedia:LL Cool J|LL Cool J]].
*Gardenboy's line in the Easter Egg that he doesn't care if Marzipan is a "women's champion or man's champion..." is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Andy_Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]], the intergender wrestling champion.

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail3184.html|watch "hremail3184"]]
*[[HR:hremail3184.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail3184"]]
*[[Forum:15632|forum thread re: "hremail3184"]]

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==Troubleshooting==
If the script doesn't seem to be working for you, please try:
#If you have Adblock, Flashblock, or similar addons installed, disable them on homestarrunner.com.
#Reinstalling the script, by clicking [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link].
#Uninstalling Greasemonkey (from the Tools menu in Firefox, choose Add-ons, then go to the Extensions section, click Greasemonkey, then Uninstall), and then reinstall it (from [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 here]). You'll probably need to [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js install the script] again.
If you're still having problems after that, ''then'' ask for help on this page. Be sure to mention what versions of Firefox and Flash you have, and what other extensions you have installed. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

==Release notes==
===Version 1.0 (8 Mar, 2006)===
*First released version.
*Had the fullscreen, seek bar, prev/next and wiki link features.
*Worked only on the main site.
===Version 2.0 (26 May, 2006)===
*Added the preferences menu.
*Added support for Videlectrix and the HRWiki mirror.
*Added "outside the frame", April Fools and plain HTML navbar options.
===Version 2.1 (8 Aug, 2006)===
*Tooltips in the preferences box.
*The "more better" rando link is now always on... the less better version was just ugly, so I removed it.
*You can set what types of toon are included in the rando selection.
*You have the option to make it check if the next sbemail/whatever actually exists before putting the "next" link (so there's no "next" link on the latest email).
**The only reason this wasn't there before is that it means an extra hit to the H*R servers... but now that I have the preferences things set up, so you can turn it on or off, I think that's fine.
===Version 3.0 (29 Aug, 2006)===
*Added [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitling]] functionality.
*Updating no longer requires uninstalling the previous version.
===Version 3.1 (27 Sep, 2006)===
*Whether to show the names next to subtitles is now a distinct setting from the one for colours - you can have neither, either or both.
*There is a button that will purge the local cache for all subtitles-related files downloaded from the wiki and reload the page, for when the cache is out of date.
*The ability to update the test subtitles without refreshing the page for every change (NB: disabled by default, see [[#Refresh Subtitles|below]]).
*Rewind and fast forward buttons on the seek bar to go to the first/last frame, respectively.
*Flash loading progress bar on the seek bar (see how much it's loaded).
===Version 3.2 (25 Sep, 2007)===
*Add option to automatically check for script updates (on by default).

__TOC__

==Suggestion==
Would it make sense to change line 272 to
<pre> addHRWikiLink("Index_Page");</pre>
Then I suppose line 261 could be removed. By the way, ''amazing'' work Phlip. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:25, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I suggest that the games on videlectrix.com should be added, such as
<pre>http://www.videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
http://videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html</pre>
And yeah, you rock. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 16:32, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, that's a good point... I'll get on that sometime <s>(probably tomorrow)</s>. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:37, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
::The reason I thought of this was because I realized the Pause button on the seekbar can be used for skipping a level in Duck Guardian. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:47, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
==Homestar-Fullon Edit==
Using the user script I was getting a scrollbar on every page, so I edited line 411 from
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 10;</pre>
to
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 20;</pre>
This kept all the content in the window, but I didn't have to scroll down to see the navbar at the bottom. Did this happen to anyone else? [[User:Consonance|Consonance]] 08:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
:Not me. Works perfectly for me. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 03:04, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

==Eventual to-do list==
(in no particular order)
*{{done}} General cleanup of the code.
*{{done}} Work on Videlectrix.
*{{done}} Work on the mirrors (<s>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/ kitkorp]</s> ''(not needed with Tom working on completing the HRWiki mirror)'' and [[Mirror:|HRWiki]]).
*{{done}} Some way of turning various features on and off maybe?
**{{done}} Only if I get this working, replace the flash files with [[April Fools 2006|theyCallHimFlipper.swf]].
*{{done}} replace the navbar with text links (this is more for me than for you guys).
*{{done}} resize the seek bar when the toon resizes (if you resize the window)
*{{done}} show outside-the-frame stuff
Feel free to add suggestions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:38, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

:I've got one. You could try "flipping the ''whole page'' upside down". You know, using the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf flipped navbar], too. And putting the navbar above the flipped toon/game. 
:Also, you could try adding A-B repeat to the seek bar, if you know enough to do that. Preferably make it a seperate sub-option in the prefs, too.
:[[do over|Totally not getting old]], {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 22:57, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

== Errors in installing ==

I keep getting this error: 
Error installing user script: 
 
[Exception... "Compoment returned failure code: 0x804b000a [nsIIOService.newChannel]" nsresult: "0x804b000a (<unknown>)" location: "JS frame :: chrome://strongbademailsprevnext/content/browser.xul :: getContents :: line 20" data: no] 
 
Any suggestions? {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 07:56, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:"strongbademailsprevnext"? I'm guessing you have [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1695/ this extension] installed? You might want to uninstall that... this script does that stuff too. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:01, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Nope. I only have the script that allows it to be viewed 'full-screen'. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:34, 16 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
::Nevermind. Turns out that they were both conflicting and I was misinterpreting the second error message. Thanks! {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:40, 16 August 2006 (UTC) 
Just as a side-note for people who run into the same problem I did: if you use a program that blends its own Javascript functions into every page you load (mainly found in ad-munching software, like Ad Muncher), make sure you disable it BEFORE installing the Greasemonkey script. Otherwise the extra code might break it, requiring you to clear your cache and install it again with the filters disabled. [[User:MNGoldenEagle|MNGoldenEagle]] 14:24, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== HOW THE HECK!?!?!?!?! ==

HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS!?!?! {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:36, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:Phlip has studied necromancy and sorcery for many years now. Other than that, it's a good diet, exercise, and a modicum of good fortune. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:44, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::Phlip has access to both a monkey and a typewriter, so it really was only a [[Wikipedia:Infinite monkey theorem|matter of time]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:46, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:::No, no, no... I sold my soul to Haxxina, ancient Greek goddess of programming and ruler of the underworld. In return She gave me the ability to write this script as my superpower. Just don't make me say my name backwards minus the first 'P' and we should be fine. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::::We'll be out a free [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:58, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

== Refresh Subtitles ==
OK, this feature will need some explaining... First, go Tools→Manage User Scripts, click on "Homestar All-in-one" and click "Edit". If it asks you to choose a text editor, just pick Notepad unless you have something better. It'll look ugly in Notepad (it doesn't recognise the line endings) but it'll work. Now search for <code>if (settings.testsubs && false)</code> and change it to <code>if (settings.testsubs && true)</code>. Now you can use the feature. First you have to turn on "Test subtitles" and hit "Save and apply" as usual, but the next time after the page loads there'll be a "Refresh Subtitles" button below the text area, that re-parses the subtitles without reloading the page - invaluable to subtitle authors.

The reasons the option's not avaliable by default are:
*The interface is clumsy... sometimes the button's there, sometimes it's not there... depending on whether the test subtitles were already enabled before the page loaded... given it's something that's supposed to update stuff without a page load it can be confusing.
*It's not exhaustively tested, and has some weird side-effects (it calls <code>savesettings</code>, so if you, say, turn off the seekbar and hit "Reload Subtitles" the seekbar will remain, but it'll save that you want the seekbar turned off)...
*It's not permanent... Version 4.0 will hopefully make it so that ''all'' settings work like this, and clicking "Save and Apply" won't have to reload the page.
So it's there if you want it, but it's not cluttering up the settings boxes of people that don't want it.

Anyways, enjoy! {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== Greasemonkey install method ==
GM's changed the way it installs scripts by link. A single-click on the link will offer to install the script, the option isn't even on the right click menu anymore. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 17:20, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

== Just the seek bar ==

Maybe for use on other sites, you could individually release the code for the seekbar. (And, if possible, include the preferences from the whole script, plus maybe external CSS skin support.) --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:00, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== spellcheck ==

"Homestar" is misspelled in the warning section of the heap-o-comments at the beginning. Page is locked or I'd fix it myself. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

== Uniformity matters... again ==

Since "podcast" was added recently to the navbar, can you please update that? --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 20:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
:Done. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

== Is it just me or is this broken? ==

One day the fullon part stopped working for me. And the Subtitles. And the seek bar. The corner buttons are still there. --[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 11:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
:It's still working fine for me. What did you do the day that it broke? Did you install any other extensions, or scripts, or upgrade anything? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

::So It's just me. That's good to know. I poked around in the system, and determined an update to flashblock borked it. I normally don't unblock flash (even for homestarrunner.com). Adding it to the whitelist fixed the problem. Before that update, they both worked together. Thanks, and I hope this info helps someone.--[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

== Not working in nightly build =( ==

In the nightly build of Firefox (Dubbed Minefield), the script has limited functionality.
The subtitle language selector doesn't work, as there are no options. I will try to clean up to make it work..right.

[[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 02:14, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
:By design, if subtitles are turned off, the script doesn't contact the wiki at all. When you turn the subtitles on, it tries to download the [[Subtitles:Languages|list of supported languages]] then. The list is empty until that finishes (I suppose I should put a "Loading..." message in there...). So wait a bit, see if it turns up. Failing that, it is a nightly build after all, you should expect some things to be broken... the name "Minefield" isn't just for show... chances are, it's a problem with either <code>GM_xmlhttpRequest</code> or <code>DOMParser</code>... and if so, then it's either a Firefox issue or a GreaseMonkey issue, and there's little I can do about it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
::After looking in a Debug Console, the blame goes to..... Greasemonkey! [[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 06:40, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Firefox 3's document.getElementById is changed so that it returns the first object. If you're using it, you might want to read up on MDC (http://developer.mozilla.org/) --[[User:24.17.113.45|24.17.113.45]] 06:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

== Typo... ==

You mispelled automatically. [[User:Don't press that button.|Don't press that button.]] 10:08, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
:I somehow think that's [[Portmanteau|intentional]]. {{User:Mee/sig}} 11:05, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
::If you're referring to "[http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/A/automagically.html automagically]", then yes, that's intentional. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:24, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

== Podcast/Podstar ==

<pre> addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html", "Toons");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.html", "Games");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html", "Characters");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.html", "Downloads");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/", "Store");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html", "SB Emails");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html", "Contact");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/", "Podstar");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/legal.html", "Legal");
randolink = addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "javascript:alert('rando.xml not loaded yet... be patient')", "Rando");</pre>

Where it says Podstar, it should say Podcast. On main_nav.swf, it says podcast. Here, is says Podstar. Incorrect. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 19:00, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
:The feature is called [[Podstar Runner]], though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:48, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
::My bad. Fixed. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:41, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::Yes, but if the purpose is to simulate the real main_mav bar, then it should be podcast. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:24, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
:::Yes. That's why I fixed it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:26, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::::Ah. You posted while I was still posting. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 22:31, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

== Just a question... ==

Are you ever going to put this in the [http://dunck.us/collab/GreaseMonkeyUserScriptsSpecific#head-afce957a390e4b53ef2a03b41fd1b4c04a5f926b Greasemonkey Script Repository?] Just wondering... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 18:54, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
:Actually, that's the old Greasemonkey script place thing. The new one is at [http://www.userscripts.org/ userscripts.org]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:00, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

== not working ==

i installed greasemonkey but there isnt anything under tools. you do mean tools that is above the adress bar, right? {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} 22:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

== Tablet stuff ==

Hey, this is a really neat script. Anyway, I use a tablet computer, and I've noticed that, when viewing a toon in portrait (tall) mode, the toon will cover up the top two buttons ("settings" and "wiki") if the script is set to scale the toon to full size. This is, I imagine, because the script expects the screen to be wider than it is tall, as most computer screens are... so when that is not the case, the toon sticks around the top of the page and covers up those key buttons. This doesn't happen in normal, "landscape" mode because the toon is horizontally centered across a wide screen. If the toon were vertically centered as well, or at least nudged sixteen pixels downward when on a tall screen, those buttons and their inherent usefulness would be unveiled for all. ("Landscape" mode is, of course, the better option for viewing Homestar Runner, but I think this would be a pretty good fix nonetheless.)

There are some other things: in Firefox 3.0 beta 4, the seek bar extends too far to the right, visually (covering up the buttons to its right), and does not seem to work for changing your place in the toon. Also, the script never seems to be able to load subtitles, perpetually leaving "loading" in place of subtitle options in the pulldown menu. Oh, and the "settings" bar has most of its scrollbar obscured by the toon, oddly, though it still works.

I hope this helps in working out any kinks. If nobody else can reproduce these errors, I can provide more details. Anyway, thanks![[User:24.22.64.228|24.22.64.228]] 05:18, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== 30 Frames fix? ==

For some reason, with the SBCG4AP "ad," the seek bar doesn't work at all. It counts the frame, but all the buttons (besides the zoom) doesn't work. --[[User:76.210.181.251|76.210.181.251]] 21:08, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:This has nothing to do with the high framerate (which is 24 anyway, not 30), and everything to do with the fact that the HTML file is on homestarrunner.com, but the flash file is on Telltale's servers... Flash's security gets in the way, and there's nothing that can be done about it. Best I can do is make it so that the seekbar is disabled on that toon (or, at least, make it more obvious that it's informative only, and you can't use it to control the playback). Which I'm working on. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:53, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

== 3.2.3 broken in FF 2? ==

I can't get the subtitles if I upgrade to 3.2.3. I'm using FF 2. I see that it was changed for tweaks for Firefox 3...did you notice that it breaks it in FF 2? I don't think a version that breaks it in the current version of Firefox should be released to the update. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:36, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
:Oops... I didn't think to regression-test the changes in Fx 2... yeah, that doesn't work. The deal is that, in an earlier version of GreaseMonkey, DOMParser wasn't available for GM scripts to use... and you had to use some workaround to get at it. That workaround didn't work in Fx 3, but the site I got it from listed another option that did. Turns out that other option doesn't work in Fx 2. It also turns out that the workaround isn't necessary at all any more. It's gone now, and the script works in both Fx 2 and 3 (it should auto-update again in the next day or so). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, it works now. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:26, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== Trouble dragging in FF3 ==

If you try to drag the seek bar, but are already moving the mouse when you start dragging (move it faster if it doesn't do it for you), it messes up. By messes up, I mean it flashes the cursor between a circular crossout symbol and the normal cursor as you hold it down (still moving the movie as you move), then when you release, it keeps following your mouse until you click on it again. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 20:04, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
:Huh. That's... bizzare. I get a similar thing, but instead of the cursor-flashing thing you're saying, it actually starts dragging around a slightly-shrunk picture of the seekbar, and sometimes some of the surrounding buttons. I'll look into it (which I guess means I'll need to figure out how the drag-and-drop stuff in the seekbar actually works, since I didn't write that... that'll be "fun"). In the meantime: Don't do that. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
::"In the meantime: Don't do that." lol yeah...It's just that I do it accidentally pretty often now, and it's annoying. I'll try to avoid it in the meantime, though. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, this is fixed, I think. I never found a way to reproduce it reliably, but I think I could get it about one try in 3 or 4... and I tried about 20 times now, and I can't get it to happen... let me know if it still happens for you. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
::::It seems to work now. It hasn't happened since I updated. The random button now shows the correct tooltip. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 21:35, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Plain HTML Rando Not Working in FF3? ==

I am finding if I used the plain HTML navbar with the script, it is not working and I get a dialog box saying "rando.xml has not loaded yet. Be Patient." from homestarrunner.com. Is this an issue with the official site, or did something in FF3 break it?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 22:20, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:It works for me, but shows the wrong URL when I roll over it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:52, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::The wrong-URL thing should be fixed now. Things were happening in the wrong order... the tooltip and the page it would send you to if you clicked matched, but the URL in the status bar was from the previous selection... I tweaked the timing a bit, so this doesn't happen any more. I couldn't reproduce the infinite "has not loaded yet" thing... try clicking the "Clear Subtitles Cache" button in the preferences screen... the same button will clear the rando.xml cache, forcing it to really try again to download it from the server. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

== Subtitles broken ==

I'm on Firefox 3, with Adblock Plus (disabled on h*r.com and hrwiki.org), and the subtitles don't appear. I check "Show subtitles" in the options, and a list of languages appears, but when I go to anything that has subtitles - I tested it on [[Play Date]] - I get a "loading subtitles" message which disappears after a second or so. Other features like the seek bar work fine. Thanks in advance, [[Special:Contributions/24.250.112.127|24.250.112.127]] 23:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
:Works fine on 2.0.0.14, the latest stable build. I don't know if it's worth Phlip's time to develop for the beta, but you could revert to the stable build and it'll work. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::IP Guy: I had the same problem, but then I reinstalled the script and tested it by watching [[The Baloneyman]], and now the subtitles work again.
::Qermaq: the latest stable build is actually 3.0.0. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:08, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, what do you know, must have been quite recently. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Update: I find the Greasemonkey extension is working flawlessly on my install of Firefox 3. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::I found that disabling AdBlock Plus for homestarrunner sites worked for me. --Rovlad.

I was about to report a problem with this, but I forgot about having to disable Adblock to get the subtitles working, even on the latest build. I'm installing Firefox in Ubuntu, and I though the crappy flash plugin was the problem.

Anyways, you may want to make this advice more prominent, in some sort of FAQ. (If you have already, well, I couldn't find it.)

--trlkly 23:48, 3 October 2008 (UTC)


== How'd you get the icon data? ==

I noticed that your icons are embedded in the script as base64 data. If you used an encoder program, which one was it? --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 00:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
:It's pretty simple... just convert the picture to PNG (I use The GIMP for that... any web-friendly image format will work, but PNG is best), then [[Wikipedia:Base64|Base64]]-ify the PNG file (I just use the tool in [http://packages.ubuntu.com/hardy/i386/coreutils coreutils]), and tack "<code>data:image/png;base64,</code>" on the start, then use the string as the URL for the image. Wikipedia has [[Wikipedia:data URI scheme|more info]]. I'm sure there exists some online tools that let you upload files and generate the data: URIs for them... try Google. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 07:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

== Seekbar ==

I can't get the seekbar to work. Every time I click anywhere on it it just goes back to the beginning of the toon. I know nothing about code, mind you, so I have no idea how to fix this. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 02:32, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
:Nevermind. I changed some of my Firefox settings and it works now. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 02:37, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
what did you do, i have the same problem [[User:Forddude1416|Forddude1416]] 19:20, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

== Screencapture ==

How do I get a screen capture in Ubuntu Linux? --[[User:O98-111-114-113|Blow Up the Ocean]] 20:50, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

:This may vary (it's been a while since I used Gnome), but I believe that alt-Print Screen grabs the focused window, and Print Screen by itself grabs the entire desktop. It will either prompt you for a filename to save it as, or just save it automatically on your Desktop. It will be in PNG format, which is probably want you want. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:02, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Test subtitles script and back button ==

I do a lot of subtitle work (the AIO makes it about a million times easier/possible, BTW :) ) and so I often use the "Test subtitles script" feature to preview my scripts before I save 'em. The problem is that I usually forget to uncheck the box, so when I go to another toon, it displays the wrong subtitles. Not a big deal, of course, as I can go into the options and uncheck the box, but it's an annoyance. It'd be nice if it automatically unchecks the box. Possibly make it uncheck when you load a different toon. 
Also, if you have outside-the-frame action enabled and press the back/forward button (in the browser, not the next/previous button) to go to a page, it loads it full-screen instead of showing outside-the-frame action. 
Oh and BTW I just noticed there's a feature to zoom in/out of the toon when it's full screened, but not when it shows outside-the-frame action. Can you add that feature in outside-the-frame mode, too?
--[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 16:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
:The "Test subtitles script" option needs some serious rework anyway... I'd like the "Refresh subtitles" button to Just Work, rather than the sort of inconsistent mess it is now. Being able to give test subtitles for just one specific toon is a good idea... I'll add it to the list of things to do when I get around to doing that.
:The back/forward buttons and outside-the-frame: I hadn't noticed that... I'll look into it. Does everything else work with back/forward?
:As for the zoom buttons and outside-the-frame, if you use the Zoom things in Flash, then it stops doing the outside-the-frame thing... you can't zoom out further than how it behaves when you view the SWF alone (ie: either the height or width matches the height or width of your window, whichever is smaller)... and there's no way to go back to the outside-the-frame mode except by resetting it to the usual outside-the-frame size. I couldn't find any way around this... so I just got rid of the zoom buttons when that option's turned on. If you happen to know of a workaround, I'd love to hear it... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:41, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
::Ok, cool. I don't mean that I really care to see toon-specific subs that are remembered with different pages, in case that's what you thought. I just want it to be cleared when I go to a page besides the one being tested.
::I haven't noticed anything else wrong with back/forward. I've noticed that when a page loads normally, it's momentarily enlarged to full screen before it's changed to show outside-the-frame, but that when you do back/forward it doesn't change. Perhaps it's something with how FF tells scripts that the page has loaded when it comes in from memory (since it was in recent history) instead of loading for the first time. I should probably also note that when it's zoomed out after going back/forward, I can still see outside-the-frame action, but of course since it's already full-screen, I only see it on the edges (instead of being like the normal full screen mode that puts black on the sides, this allows vision on the sides).
::Do you think you could make it so if it's already at the max zoom out level, instead of just trying to tell the SWF to zoom out more (unsuccessfully), make it refresh as outside-the-frame in some way so it goes back out? Of course, that would preferably be without ''actually'' refreshing the page, so your place isn't lost like when you save a setting. This could eliminate the need for an outside-the-frame option, since if you want to zoom out when it's already all the way out, it goes to outside-the-frame, while zooming in while viewing outside-the-frame would go to full screen.
::I just got an idea to fix the issue that when you save settings it refreshes the page (more of a workaround really, something that does it without refreshing at all would be better). Let it refresh, but first remember the frame you're at and the pause/unpause status (is there anything else that would be needed to make it seem the same?) and set it to that once it refreshes. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 01:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

== Latest java build ==

Seems this script is incompatable with the latest Java version. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:08, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

:Can you be more specific? Neither this script, nor Homestarrunner.com use Java in any way... {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:15, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

::I beg to differ. I upgraded to the most recent Java and it asked me to deactivate this. I tied to reinstall, but it does not work. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:59, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

:::Can you still be more specific? Asked you to disabled this specific userscript, or Greasemonkey in general? Do you know the exact wording of the message? What version of Java did you update to? I just checked mine and it was at 1.6.0_04, there was an update available (to 1.6.0_07), which I just installed, restarted Firefox (and confirmed it was using the new version), and I did not see any change in the behaviour at all.
:::I'm still pretty sure Java isn't used directly here (in fact, I'm certain it isn't). But, it is possible that the Java installation changed something in the browsers security model that is messing things up. I'll try updating it on another computer tomorrow and see if I get the problem to happen there. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 05:07, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

::::Are you on a Mac? It appears to be broken on my Mac... but, it's past my bedtime right now. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 05:14, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::I am still unable to install this script. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:23, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::And I am still unable to even guess as to what your problem is... Can you answer GreenHelmet's questions above? They'll help narrow down the problem. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:32, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I am not certain how to check the Java version. I did go to the Java site and install the latest version. Greasemonkey itself seems to be properly installed, though I don't know how I can test that. Running Vista. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:54, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Hmm... can you try something for me... run notepad, and type in this:
<pre>// ==UserScript==
// @name GM Test Thing
// @description Check that Greasemonkey is working
// @include http://homestarrunner.com/*
// @include http://www.homestarrunner.com/*
// ==/UserScript==
alert("Greasemonkey's working");</pre>
::::::::Save it somewhere as "test.user.js" (include the quotes, when you type it into Notepad's "Save As" box, otherwise it'll save it as test.user.js.txt). Then open that file in Firefox, let it install the script, and go to [[HR:]]. You should get a message box coming up saying that GM's working. If not, there's something wrong with GM on your end... try uninstalling and reinstalling it. Otherwise, let me know, and I'll have to make a more detailed test. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:44, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I reinstalled Greasemonkey, and everything seems to be in order now. Something must have gotten goofed up on installation before. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:03, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== Script doesn't seem to work ==

I'm running Firefox 3, and none of the buttons, scrollbar[s], or subtitles work. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 22:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:Hmm... could you try out the things listed in the [[#Troubleshooting|brand new Troubleshooting section]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
::Phlip, maybe you should move step 3 up to step 1? It might save some people unnecessary work ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 16:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Good point... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 23:46, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, Firefox 3 does have its own downs, because Adblock Plus doesn't conflict with the script in Firefox '''2''' but does in 3. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 19:27, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you! ==

This thing is awesome. [[User:HomsarGuy|HomsarGuy]] 13:16, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks and feature suggestion ==

Hey! Thanks for making this script! It really makes watching H*R much easier (and better)!
 I would like to suggest a feature - it would be great to have an automatic 'next' feature to play through a whole series (like SBemail) or to play random through the whole site. This way we could watch sequential H*R without being near a mouse. (I don't know if this would infringe on the value of the SBemail DVDs) -[[User:Dutchscout|Dutchscout]] 05:48, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

== Page-Overwrite? ==

It's been on my mind lately; would it be possible to get the script to overwrite the loaded Flash file on a page, or just replace the content of a page without creating security issues with Flash? In some cases, it could be helpful, as with being able to run subtitles on certain Puppet Stuff toons that don't have their own HTML page, like [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]. We could use [[HR:default.html|default.html]] as a "dummy page", and using a URL referrer of "<code>overwrite=whateverflashhere.swf</code>" (which would be picked up by the script, not the page), would overwrite the page with your usual Homestar Runner toon-viewing code, with the Flash file in place of the usual "toon placeholder" itself? (I hope that made sense) --[[Special:Contributions/70.253.165.204|70.253.165.204]] 00:14, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Script broke. ==

Your Greasemonkey script doesn't work. I am using Minefield 3.2a1pre and Flash Player 10. I also modified Greasemonkey to make it work with Minefield. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 08:11, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
:Try everything in the [[#Troubleshooting|Troubleshooting section]]. If that doesn't help, read through [http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/bugs.html this] and try again. Incidentally, "Minefield" has that codename for a reason... that Greasemonkey works at all (especially after you modified it) should be considered a stroke of luck. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

== 2 things ==

1:Thanks!I really wanted a bigger screen.
2:Is it possible to make it work with the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com kitkorp] mirror?

== subtitles stopped working ==

I just noticed it today. I used it and it worked fine the other day. It seems that the script isn't finding the list of languages at [[Subtitles:Languages]] (the Subtitles Language select box doesn't have any entries). I do have AdBlock Plus but disabled it temporarily with no change. I'm using Firefox 3.0.11 with Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 and the newest All-in-one script from [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey]] (3.2.7). Perhaps it's related to "We will be making adjustments to the server throughout the evening, including upgrading to MediaWiki 1.15."? See also [[HRWiki_talk:Subtitles#Subitles_Not_Working?]] --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 03:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:It's related to the [[HRWiki:Upgrade to MediaWiki 1.15|new upgrade]] and the move to the /wiki/ URLs... it should be fixed now. The script should automatically prompt you to update it sometime in the next day or so, or you can just hit the install link on [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|the script page]] to do it yourself. If you're still not getting subtitles, it could be because you hit the "Save" or "Clear cache" buttons in the config panel while the subtitles were broken... in that case, just open up the config panel, make sure that the "language" option is set, and hit save. That should bring them back. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:27, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks, it works now. :) --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 20:34, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

Mini-Geek — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:11:20 GMT

Mini-Geek: /**/subtitles stopped working

==Troubleshooting==
If the script doesn't seem to be working for you, please try:
#If you have Adblock, Flashblock, or similar addons installed, disable them on homestarrunner.com.
#Reinstalling the script, by clicking [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link].
#Uninstalling Greasemonkey (from the Tools menu in Firefox, choose Add-ons, then go to the Extensions section, click Greasemonkey, then Uninstall), and then reinstall it (from [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 here]). You'll probably need to [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js install the script] again.
If you're still having problems after that, ''then'' ask for help on this page. Be sure to mention what versions of Firefox and Flash you have, and what other extensions you have installed. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

==Release notes==
===Version 1.0 (8 Mar, 2006)===
*First released version.
*Had the fullscreen, seek bar, prev/next and wiki link features.
*Worked only on the main site.
===Version 2.0 (26 May, 2006)===
*Added the preferences menu.
*Added support for Videlectrix and the HRWiki mirror.
*Added "outside the frame", April Fools and plain HTML navbar options.
===Version 2.1 (8 Aug, 2006)===
*Tooltips in the preferences box.
*The "more better" rando link is now always on... the less better version was just ugly, so I removed it.
*You can set what types of toon are included in the rando selection.
*You have the option to make it check if the next sbemail/whatever actually exists before putting the "next" link (so there's no "next" link on the latest email).
**The only reason this wasn't there before is that it means an extra hit to the H*R servers... but now that I have the preferences things set up, so you can turn it on or off, I think that's fine.
===Version 3.0 (29 Aug, 2006)===
*Added [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitling]] functionality.
*Updating no longer requires uninstalling the previous version.
===Version 3.1 (27 Sep, 2006)===
*Whether to show the names next to subtitles is now a distinct setting from the one for colours - you can have neither, either or both.
*There is a button that will purge the local cache for all subtitles-related files downloaded from the wiki and reload the page, for when the cache is out of date.
*The ability to update the test subtitles without refreshing the page for every change (NB: disabled by default, see [[#Refresh Subtitles|below]]).
*Rewind and fast forward buttons on the seek bar to go to the first/last frame, respectively.
*Flash loading progress bar on the seek bar (see how much it's loaded).
===Version 3.2 (25 Sep, 2007)===
*Add option to automatically check for script updates (on by default).

__TOC__

==Suggestion==
Would it make sense to change line 272 to
<pre> addHRWikiLink("Index_Page");</pre>
Then I suppose line 261 could be removed. By the way, ''amazing'' work Phlip. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:25, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I suggest that the games on videlectrix.com should be added, such as
<pre>http://www.videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
http://videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html</pre>
And yeah, you rock. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 16:32, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, that's a good point... I'll get on that sometime <s>(probably tomorrow)</s>. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:37, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
::The reason I thought of this was because I realized the Pause button on the seekbar can be used for skipping a level in Duck Guardian. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:47, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
==Homestar-Fullon Edit==
Using the user script I was getting a scrollbar on every page, so I edited line 411 from
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 10;</pre>
to
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 20;</pre>
This kept all the content in the window, but I didn't have to scroll down to see the navbar at the bottom. Did this happen to anyone else? [[User:Consonance|Consonance]] 08:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
:Not me. Works perfectly for me. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 03:04, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

==Eventual to-do list==
(in no particular order)
*{{done}} General cleanup of the code.
*{{done}} Work on Videlectrix.
*{{done}} Work on the mirrors (<s>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/ kitkorp]</s> ''(not needed with Tom working on completing the HRWiki mirror)'' and [[Mirror:|HRWiki]]).
*{{done}} Some way of turning various features on and off maybe?
**{{done}} Only if I get this working, replace the flash files with [[April Fools 2006|theyCallHimFlipper.swf]].
*{{done}} replace the navbar with text links (this is more for me than for you guys).
*{{done}} resize the seek bar when the toon resizes (if you resize the window)
*{{done}} show outside-the-frame stuff
Feel free to add suggestions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:38, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

:I've got one. You could try "flipping the ''whole page'' upside down". You know, using the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf flipped navbar], too. And putting the navbar above the flipped toon/game. 
:Also, you could try adding A-B repeat to the seek bar, if you know enough to do that. Preferably make it a seperate sub-option in the prefs, too.
:[[do over|Totally not getting old]], {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 22:57, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

== Errors in installing ==

I keep getting this error: 
Error installing user script: 
 
[Exception... "Compoment returned failure code: 0x804b000a [nsIIOService.newChannel]" nsresult: "0x804b000a (<unknown>)" location: "JS frame :: chrome://strongbademailsprevnext/content/browser.xul :: getContents :: line 20" data: no] 
 
Any suggestions? {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 07:56, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:"strongbademailsprevnext"? I'm guessing you have [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1695/ this extension] installed? You might want to uninstall that... this script does that stuff too. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:01, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Nope. I only have the script that allows it to be viewed 'full-screen'. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:34, 16 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
::Nevermind. Turns out that they were both conflicting and I was misinterpreting the second error message. Thanks! {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:40, 16 August 2006 (UTC) 
Just as a side-note for people who run into the same problem I did: if you use a program that blends its own Javascript functions into every page you load (mainly found in ad-munching software, like Ad Muncher), make sure you disable it BEFORE installing the Greasemonkey script. Otherwise the extra code might break it, requiring you to clear your cache and install it again with the filters disabled. [[User:MNGoldenEagle|MNGoldenEagle]] 14:24, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== HOW THE HECK!?!?!?!?! ==

HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS!?!?! {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:36, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:Phlip has studied necromancy and sorcery for many years now. Other than that, it's a good diet, exercise, and a modicum of good fortune. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:44, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::Phlip has access to both a monkey and a typewriter, so it really was only a [[Wikipedia:Infinite monkey theorem|matter of time]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:46, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:::No, no, no... I sold my soul to Haxxina, ancient Greek goddess of programming and ruler of the underworld. In return She gave me the ability to write this script as my superpower. Just don't make me say my name backwards minus the first 'P' and we should be fine. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::::We'll be out a free [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:58, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

== Refresh Subtitles ==
OK, this feature will need some explaining... First, go Tools→Manage User Scripts, click on "Homestar All-in-one" and click "Edit". If it asks you to choose a text editor, just pick Notepad unless you have something better. It'll look ugly in Notepad (it doesn't recognise the line endings) but it'll work. Now search for <code>if (settings.testsubs && false)</code> and change it to <code>if (settings.testsubs && true)</code>. Now you can use the feature. First you have to turn on "Test subtitles" and hit "Save and apply" as usual, but the next time after the page loads there'll be a "Refresh Subtitles" button below the text area, that re-parses the subtitles without reloading the page - invaluable to subtitle authors.

The reasons the option's not avaliable by default are:
*The interface is clumsy... sometimes the button's there, sometimes it's not there... depending on whether the test subtitles were already enabled before the page loaded... given it's something that's supposed to update stuff without a page load it can be confusing.
*It's not exhaustively tested, and has some weird side-effects (it calls <code>savesettings</code>, so if you, say, turn off the seekbar and hit "Reload Subtitles" the seekbar will remain, but it'll save that you want the seekbar turned off)...
*It's not permanent... Version 4.0 will hopefully make it so that ''all'' settings work like this, and clicking "Save and Apply" won't have to reload the page.
So it's there if you want it, but it's not cluttering up the settings boxes of people that don't want it.

Anyways, enjoy! {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== Greasemonkey install method ==
GM's changed the way it installs scripts by link. A single-click on the link will offer to install the script, the option isn't even on the right click menu anymore. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 17:20, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

== Just the seek bar ==

Maybe for use on other sites, you could individually release the code for the seekbar. (And, if possible, include the preferences from the whole script, plus maybe external CSS skin support.) --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:00, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== spellcheck ==

"Homestar" is misspelled in the warning section of the heap-o-comments at the beginning. Page is locked or I'd fix it myself. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

== Uniformity matters... again ==

Since "podcast" was added recently to the navbar, can you please update that? --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 20:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
:Done. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

== Is it just me or is this broken? ==

One day the fullon part stopped working for me. And the Subtitles. And the seek bar. The corner buttons are still there. --[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 11:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
:It's still working fine for me. What did you do the day that it broke? Did you install any other extensions, or scripts, or upgrade anything? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

::So It's just me. That's good to know. I poked around in the system, and determined an update to flashblock borked it. I normally don't unblock flash (even for homestarrunner.com). Adding it to the whitelist fixed the problem. Before that update, they both worked together. Thanks, and I hope this info helps someone.--[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

== Not working in nightly build =( ==

In the nightly build of Firefox (Dubbed Minefield), the script has limited functionality.
The subtitle language selector doesn't work, as there are no options. I will try to clean up to make it work..right.

[[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 02:14, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
:By design, if subtitles are turned off, the script doesn't contact the wiki at all. When you turn the subtitles on, it tries to download the [[Subtitles:Languages|list of supported languages]] then. The list is empty until that finishes (I suppose I should put a "Loading..." message in there...). So wait a bit, see if it turns up. Failing that, it is a nightly build after all, you should expect some things to be broken... the name "Minefield" isn't just for show... chances are, it's a problem with either <code>GM_xmlhttpRequest</code> or <code>DOMParser</code>... and if so, then it's either a Firefox issue or a GreaseMonkey issue, and there's little I can do about it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
::After looking in a Debug Console, the blame goes to..... Greasemonkey! [[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 06:40, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Firefox 3's document.getElementById is changed so that it returns the first object. If you're using it, you might want to read up on MDC (http://developer.mozilla.org/) --[[User:24.17.113.45|24.17.113.45]] 06:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

== Typo... ==

You mispelled automatically. [[User:Don't press that button.|Don't press that button.]] 10:08, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
:I somehow think that's [[Portmanteau|intentional]]. {{User:Mee/sig}} 11:05, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
::If you're referring to "[http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/A/automagically.html automagically]", then yes, that's intentional. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:24, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

== Podcast/Podstar ==

<pre> addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html", "Toons");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.html", "Games");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html", "Characters");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.html", "Downloads");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/", "Store");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html", "SB Emails");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html", "Contact");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/", "Podstar");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/legal.html", "Legal");
randolink = addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "javascript:alert('rando.xml not loaded yet... be patient')", "Rando");</pre>

Where it says Podstar, it should say Podcast. On main_nav.swf, it says podcast. Here, is says Podstar. Incorrect. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 19:00, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
:The feature is called [[Podstar Runner]], though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:48, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
::My bad. Fixed. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:41, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::Yes, but if the purpose is to simulate the real main_mav bar, then it should be podcast. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:24, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
:::Yes. That's why I fixed it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:26, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::::Ah. You posted while I was still posting. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 22:31, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

== Just a question... ==

Are you ever going to put this in the [http://dunck.us/collab/GreaseMonkeyUserScriptsSpecific#head-afce957a390e4b53ef2a03b41fd1b4c04a5f926b Greasemonkey Script Repository?] Just wondering... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 18:54, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
:Actually, that's the old Greasemonkey script place thing. The new one is at [http://www.userscripts.org/ userscripts.org]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:00, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

== not working ==

i installed greasemonkey but there isnt anything under tools. you do mean tools that is above the adress bar, right? {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} 22:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

== Tablet stuff ==

Hey, this is a really neat script. Anyway, I use a tablet computer, and I've noticed that, when viewing a toon in portrait (tall) mode, the toon will cover up the top two buttons ("settings" and "wiki") if the script is set to scale the toon to full size. This is, I imagine, because the script expects the screen to be wider than it is tall, as most computer screens are... so when that is not the case, the toon sticks around the top of the page and covers up those key buttons. This doesn't happen in normal, "landscape" mode because the toon is horizontally centered across a wide screen. If the toon were vertically centered as well, or at least nudged sixteen pixels downward when on a tall screen, those buttons and their inherent usefulness would be unveiled for all. ("Landscape" mode is, of course, the better option for viewing Homestar Runner, but I think this would be a pretty good fix nonetheless.)

There are some other things: in Firefox 3.0 beta 4, the seek bar extends too far to the right, visually (covering up the buttons to its right), and does not seem to work for changing your place in the toon. Also, the script never seems to be able to load subtitles, perpetually leaving "loading" in place of subtitle options in the pulldown menu. Oh, and the "settings" bar has most of its scrollbar obscured by the toon, oddly, though it still works.

I hope this helps in working out any kinks. If nobody else can reproduce these errors, I can provide more details. Anyway, thanks![[User:24.22.64.228|24.22.64.228]] 05:18, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== 30 Frames fix? ==

For some reason, with the SBCG4AP "ad," the seek bar doesn't work at all. It counts the frame, but all the buttons (besides the zoom) doesn't work. --[[User:76.210.181.251|76.210.181.251]] 21:08, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:This has nothing to do with the high framerate (which is 24 anyway, not 30), and everything to do with the fact that the HTML file is on homestarrunner.com, but the flash file is on Telltale's servers... Flash's security gets in the way, and there's nothing that can be done about it. Best I can do is make it so that the seekbar is disabled on that toon (or, at least, make it more obvious that it's informative only, and you can't use it to control the playback). Which I'm working on. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:53, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

== 3.2.3 broken in FF 2? ==

I can't get the subtitles if I upgrade to 3.2.3. I'm using FF 2. I see that it was changed for tweaks for Firefox 3...did you notice that it breaks it in FF 2? I don't think a version that breaks it in the current version of Firefox should be released to the update. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:36, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
:Oops... I didn't think to regression-test the changes in Fx 2... yeah, that doesn't work. The deal is that, in an earlier version of GreaseMonkey, DOMParser wasn't available for GM scripts to use... and you had to use some workaround to get at it. That workaround didn't work in Fx 3, but the site I got it from listed another option that did. Turns out that other option doesn't work in Fx 2. It also turns out that the workaround isn't necessary at all any more. It's gone now, and the script works in both Fx 2 and 3 (it should auto-update again in the next day or so). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, it works now. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:26, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== Trouble dragging in FF3 ==

If you try to drag the seek bar, but are already moving the mouse when you start dragging (move it faster if it doesn't do it for you), it messes up. By messes up, I mean it flashes the cursor between a circular crossout symbol and the normal cursor as you hold it down (still moving the movie as you move), then when you release, it keeps following your mouse until you click on it again. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 20:04, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
:Huh. That's... bizzare. I get a similar thing, but instead of the cursor-flashing thing you're saying, it actually starts dragging around a slightly-shrunk picture of the seekbar, and sometimes some of the surrounding buttons. I'll look into it (which I guess means I'll need to figure out how the drag-and-drop stuff in the seekbar actually works, since I didn't write that... that'll be "fun"). In the meantime: Don't do that. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
::"In the meantime: Don't do that." lol yeah...It's just that I do it accidentally pretty often now, and it's annoying. I'll try to avoid it in the meantime, though. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, this is fixed, I think. I never found a way to reproduce it reliably, but I think I could get it about one try in 3 or 4... and I tried about 20 times now, and I can't get it to happen... let me know if it still happens for you. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
::::It seems to work now. It hasn't happened since I updated. The random button now shows the correct tooltip. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 21:35, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Plain HTML Rando Not Working in FF3? ==

I am finding if I used the plain HTML navbar with the script, it is not working and I get a dialog box saying "rando.xml has not loaded yet. Be Patient." from homestarrunner.com. Is this an issue with the official site, or did something in FF3 break it?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 22:20, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:It works for me, but shows the wrong URL when I roll over it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:52, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::The wrong-URL thing should be fixed now. Things were happening in the wrong order... the tooltip and the page it would send you to if you clicked matched, but the URL in the status bar was from the previous selection... I tweaked the timing a bit, so this doesn't happen any more. I couldn't reproduce the infinite "has not loaded yet" thing... try clicking the "Clear Subtitles Cache" button in the preferences screen... the same button will clear the rando.xml cache, forcing it to really try again to download it from the server. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

== Subtitles broken ==

I'm on Firefox 3, with Adblock Plus (disabled on h*r.com and hrwiki.org), and the subtitles don't appear. I check "Show subtitles" in the options, and a list of languages appears, but when I go to anything that has subtitles - I tested it on [[Play Date]] - I get a "loading subtitles" message which disappears after a second or so. Other features like the seek bar work fine. Thanks in advance, [[Special:Contributions/24.250.112.127|24.250.112.127]] 23:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
:Works fine on 2.0.0.14, the latest stable build. I don't know if it's worth Phlip's time to develop for the beta, but you could revert to the stable build and it'll work. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::IP Guy: I had the same problem, but then I reinstalled the script and tested it by watching [[The Baloneyman]], and now the subtitles work again.
::Qermaq: the latest stable build is actually 3.0.0. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:08, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, what do you know, must have been quite recently. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Update: I find the Greasemonkey extension is working flawlessly on my install of Firefox 3. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::I found that disabling AdBlock Plus for homestarrunner sites worked for me. --Rovlad.

I was about to report a problem with this, but I forgot about having to disable Adblock to get the subtitles working, even on the latest build. I'm installing Firefox in Ubuntu, and I though the crappy flash plugin was the problem.

Anyways, you may want to make this advice more prominent, in some sort of FAQ. (If you have already, well, I couldn't find it.)

--trlkly 23:48, 3 October 2008 (UTC)


== How'd you get the icon data? ==

I noticed that your icons are embedded in the script as base64 data. If you used an encoder program, which one was it? --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 00:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
:It's pretty simple... just convert the picture to PNG (I use The GIMP for that... any web-friendly image format will work, but PNG is best), then [[Wikipedia:Base64|Base64]]-ify the PNG file (I just use the tool in [http://packages.ubuntu.com/hardy/i386/coreutils coreutils]), and tack "<code>data:image/png;base64,</code>" on the start, then use the string as the URL for the image. Wikipedia has [[Wikipedia:data URI scheme|more info]]. I'm sure there exists some online tools that let you upload files and generate the data: URIs for them... try Google. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 07:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

== Seekbar ==

I can't get the seekbar to work. Every time I click anywhere on it it just goes back to the beginning of the toon. I know nothing about code, mind you, so I have no idea how to fix this. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 02:32, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
:Nevermind. I changed some of my Firefox settings and it works now. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 02:37, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
what did you do, i have the same problem [[User:Forddude1416|Forddude1416]] 19:20, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

== Screencapture ==

How do I get a screen capture in Ubuntu Linux? --[[User:O98-111-114-113|Blow Up the Ocean]] 20:50, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

:This may vary (it's been a while since I used Gnome), but I believe that alt-Print Screen grabs the focused window, and Print Screen by itself grabs the entire desktop. It will either prompt you for a filename to save it as, or just save it automatically on your Desktop. It will be in PNG format, which is probably want you want. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:02, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Test subtitles script and back button ==

I do a lot of subtitle work (the AIO makes it about a million times easier/possible, BTW :) ) and so I often use the "Test subtitles script" feature to preview my scripts before I save 'em. The problem is that I usually forget to uncheck the box, so when I go to another toon, it displays the wrong subtitles. Not a big deal, of course, as I can go into the options and uncheck the box, but it's an annoyance. It'd be nice if it automatically unchecks the box. Possibly make it uncheck when you load a different toon. 
Also, if you have outside-the-frame action enabled and press the back/forward button (in the browser, not the next/previous button) to go to a page, it loads it full-screen instead of showing outside-the-frame action. 
Oh and BTW I just noticed there's a feature to zoom in/out of the toon when it's full screened, but not when it shows outside-the-frame action. Can you add that feature in outside-the-frame mode, too?
--[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 16:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
:The "Test subtitles script" option needs some serious rework anyway... I'd like the "Refresh subtitles" button to Just Work, rather than the sort of inconsistent mess it is now. Being able to give test subtitles for just one specific toon is a good idea... I'll add it to the list of things to do when I get around to doing that.
:The back/forward buttons and outside-the-frame: I hadn't noticed that... I'll look into it. Does everything else work with back/forward?
:As for the zoom buttons and outside-the-frame, if you use the Zoom things in Flash, then it stops doing the outside-the-frame thing... you can't zoom out further than how it behaves when you view the SWF alone (ie: either the height or width matches the height or width of your window, whichever is smaller)... and there's no way to go back to the outside-the-frame mode except by resetting it to the usual outside-the-frame size. I couldn't find any way around this... so I just got rid of the zoom buttons when that option's turned on. If you happen to know of a workaround, I'd love to hear it... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:41, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
::Ok, cool. I don't mean that I really care to see toon-specific subs that are remembered with different pages, in case that's what you thought. I just want it to be cleared when I go to a page besides the one being tested.
::I haven't noticed anything else wrong with back/forward. I've noticed that when a page loads normally, it's momentarily enlarged to full screen before it's changed to show outside-the-frame, but that when you do back/forward it doesn't change. Perhaps it's something with how FF tells scripts that the page has loaded when it comes in from memory (since it was in recent history) instead of loading for the first time. I should probably also note that when it's zoomed out after going back/forward, I can still see outside-the-frame action, but of course since it's already full-screen, I only see it on the edges (instead of being like the normal full screen mode that puts black on the sides, this allows vision on the sides).
::Do you think you could make it so if it's already at the max zoom out level, instead of just trying to tell the SWF to zoom out more (unsuccessfully), make it refresh as outside-the-frame in some way so it goes back out? Of course, that would preferably be without ''actually'' refreshing the page, so your place isn't lost like when you save a setting. This could eliminate the need for an outside-the-frame option, since if you want to zoom out when it's already all the way out, it goes to outside-the-frame, while zooming in while viewing outside-the-frame would go to full screen.
::I just got an idea to fix the issue that when you save settings it refreshes the page (more of a workaround really, something that does it without refreshing at all would be better). Let it refresh, but first remember the frame you're at and the pause/unpause status (is there anything else that would be needed to make it seem the same?) and set it to that once it refreshes. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 01:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

== Latest java build ==

Seems this script is incompatable with the latest Java version. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:08, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

:Can you be more specific? Neither this script, nor Homestarrunner.com use Java in any way... {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:15, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

::I beg to differ. I upgraded to the most recent Java and it asked me to deactivate this. I tied to reinstall, but it does not work. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:59, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

:::Can you still be more specific? Asked you to disabled this specific userscript, or Greasemonkey in general? Do you know the exact wording of the message? What version of Java did you update to? I just checked mine and it was at 1.6.0_04, there was an update available (to 1.6.0_07), which I just installed, restarted Firefox (and confirmed it was using the new version), and I did not see any change in the behaviour at all.
:::I'm still pretty sure Java isn't used directly here (in fact, I'm certain it isn't). But, it is possible that the Java installation changed something in the browsers security model that is messing things up. I'll try updating it on another computer tomorrow and see if I get the problem to happen there. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 05:07, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

::::Are you on a Mac? It appears to be broken on my Mac... but, it's past my bedtime right now. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 05:14, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::I am still unable to install this script. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:23, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::And I am still unable to even guess as to what your problem is... Can you answer GreenHelmet's questions above? They'll help narrow down the problem. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:32, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I am not certain how to check the Java version. I did go to the Java site and install the latest version. Greasemonkey itself seems to be properly installed, though I don't know how I can test that. Running Vista. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:54, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Hmm... can you try something for me... run notepad, and type in this:
<pre>// ==UserScript==
// @name GM Test Thing
// @description Check that Greasemonkey is working
// @include http://homestarrunner.com/*
// @include http://www.homestarrunner.com/*
// ==/UserScript==
alert("Greasemonkey's working");</pre>
::::::::Save it somewhere as "test.user.js" (include the quotes, when you type it into Notepad's "Save As" box, otherwise it'll save it as test.user.js.txt). Then open that file in Firefox, let it install the script, and go to [[HR:]]. You should get a message box coming up saying that GM's working. If not, there's something wrong with GM on your end... try uninstalling and reinstalling it. Otherwise, let me know, and I'll have to make a more detailed test. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:44, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I reinstalled Greasemonkey, and everything seems to be in order now. Something must have gotten goofed up on installation before. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:03, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== Script doesn't seem to work ==

I'm running Firefox 3, and none of the buttons, scrollbar[s], or subtitles work. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 22:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:Hmm... could you try out the things listed in the [[#Troubleshooting|brand new Troubleshooting section]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
::Phlip, maybe you should move step 3 up to step 1? It might save some people unnecessary work ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 16:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Good point... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 23:46, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, Firefox 3 does have its own downs, because Adblock Plus doesn't conflict with the script in Firefox '''2''' but does in 3. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 19:27, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you! ==

This thing is awesome. [[User:HomsarGuy|HomsarGuy]] 13:16, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks and feature suggestion ==

Hey! Thanks for making this script! It really makes watching H*R much easier (and better)!
 I would like to suggest a feature - it would be great to have an automatic 'next' feature to play through a whole series (like SBemail) or to play random through the whole site. This way we could watch sequential H*R without being near a mouse. (I don't know if this would infringe on the value of the SBemail DVDs) -[[User:Dutchscout|Dutchscout]] 05:48, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

== Page-Overwrite? ==

It's been on my mind lately; would it be possible to get the script to overwrite the loaded Flash file on a page, or just replace the content of a page without creating security issues with Flash? In some cases, it could be helpful, as with being able to run subtitles on certain Puppet Stuff toons that don't have their own HTML page, like [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]. We could use [[HR:default.html|default.html]] as a "dummy page", and using a URL referrer of "<code>overwrite=whateverflashhere.swf</code>" (which would be picked up by the script, not the page), would overwrite the page with your usual Homestar Runner toon-viewing code, with the Flash file in place of the usual "toon placeholder" itself? (I hope that made sense) --[[Special:Contributions/70.253.165.204|70.253.165.204]] 00:14, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Script broke. ==

Your Greasemonkey script doesn't work. I am using Minefield 3.2a1pre and Flash Player 10. I also modified Greasemonkey to make it work with Minefield. {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 08:11, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
:Try everything in the [[#Troubleshooting|Troubleshooting section]]. If that doesn't help, read through [http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/bugs.html this] and try again. Incidentally, "Minefield" has that codename for a reason... that Greasemonkey works at all (especially after you modified it) should be considered a stroke of luck. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

== 2 things ==

1:Thanks!I really wanted a bigger screen.
2:Is it possible to make it work with the [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com kitkorp] mirror?

== subtitles stopped working ==

I just noticed it today. I used it and it worked fine the other day. It seems that the script isn't finding the list of languages at [[Subtitles:Languages]] (the Subtitles Language select box doesn't have any entries). I do have AdBlock Plus but disabled it temporarily with no change. I'm using Firefox 3.0.11 with Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 and the newest All-in-one script from [[User:Philip/Greasemonkey]] (3.2.7). Perhaps it's related to "We will be making adjustments to the server throughout the evening, including upgrading to MediaWiki 1.15."? See also [[HRWiki_talk:Subtitles#Subitles_Not_Working?]] --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 03:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

HRWiki talk:Subtitles

Mini-Geek — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:09:57 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Subitles Not Working? */

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{{Subtitles Talk Archive}}

== Language requests ==
=== Dutch (NL) ===

Would you please add NL to [[Subtitles:Languages]]? --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 11:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
:I just saw that NL has been added, thanks! --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 18:46, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
::Oh yes, I forgot to post in this thread. You're welcome! Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

=== Finnish (FI) ===

I would be quite eager to start out with Finnish subtitling cartoons, as I have absolutely nothing to do after I get home from college (weird, huh?). So if someone would add Finnish there, it'd be much obliged. --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:58, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be all set. Go crazy go nuts! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:35, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

=== Polish (PL) ===

What I said. [[User:JudgeDeadd|JudgeDeadd]] 04:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be good to go. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:06, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

=== Turkish (TR) ===

Could you add Turkish language to the subtitles, please? Peace at Home, Peace in the World [[User:85.107.249.107|85.107.249.107]] 11:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I would be happy to, but tell me a little bit about yourself first. Do you intend to write the subtitles pages yourself, or do you just wish that Turkish was already available? If you mean that you're going to help write them, then why not [[Special:Userlogin|sign up for an account]]? It's free and has many benefits. On the other hand, if you just want to be able to read the site in Turkish, then we'll need to find a translator first. Please let me know. Talk atcha later! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
::Hello, do you remember me? Or an IP starts with 85? Don't remember? Then, look at subtitles requests and choose Turkish(TR) from the navigation menu? Yeah, I did what you say, and it passed some time, but I was looking continually the page whether a reply comes before you reply. And, that's your answer: I'm Turkish, and so, I can read and write Turkish subtitles. I know English, of course, but not all Turks. (Or some of them are know at least). Anyway, I want Turkish subtitles add to the list, and my goal is that HR cartoons have loved by Turkish kids, adults, and everyone. Is this wrong? Say if it is. Anymore, I already tested a SB Email cartoon. Look if you want. [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail167/tr Here comes.] OK, I think it (my reply) is long enough. I talked you and if you want, you talk atcha later, too. Thanx. [[User:Homesturk|Homesturk]] 16:57, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Of course I remember you. Glad to see you created an account! I will enable the Turkish subtitles just as soon as I get a chance. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
::Turkish is now enabled. Start tranglin'! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:51, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Italian (IT) ===

Italian is one of the most well-known languages in the world. I think it deserves subtitles. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Japanese (JP) ===

This language is infamous for its bad translations into English - I think it deserves subtitles as well. I am also a fluent Japanese speaker. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Chinese (ZH) ===

Another popular language! [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:We don't enable languages just because they're there. We have to have someone demonstrate that they're committed to working on translation. Why don't you [[Special:Userlogin|create an account]] and let us know what kind of input you can give and then we'll talk again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Norwegian (Bokmål), code: NO-NB ===

I am Norwegian, and a huge fan of both H*R and H*R Wiki (for real, they are both on my [[Wikipedia:Russ|Russ]] card!)! I was hoping you could add Norwegian Bokmål (there are two official written languages in Norway). But you must know that my intention is to only translate, like, three to five of my favourite toons, just for fun. I honestly believe that as good as all Norwegian H*R fans know English well enough to make extensive site translation unnecessary (primarily because I would guess they are all in their late teens or older). But if you would rather prefer more serious contributions, I respect that. --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 08:23, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
:Hmm, if you know going in that you're only going to do three to five toons, then it's not really worth all the things we have to do behind the scenes to set it up. If someday you think you could add a more substantial number of subtitles (or if someone else would be willing to help out), then let me know and I'll be happy to enable them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:35, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, I was not aware it was a big job for you, sorry! I will keep this in mind, and mention it to the H*R fans I know. Perhaps I will change my mind about it, we will see. Thanks a lot! --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 03:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

=== Russian (Русский) (Ru) ===

Although I am not anywhere near Russian ethnicly or have fluent knowlage of the language, I still think Russian should be added to the subtitles thing, for a hopefully better international success. {{unsigned|67.172.24.191|01:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)}}
:Well, it would be nice to have Russian, but I'm not going to add it unless a native or near-native speaker commits to doing a substantial number of transcripts in the language. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

=== Arabic (ar) ===

Hi! I'll request language again! My Arabic knowledge is basic, but I am upgrading it! What will you say about? 
Talk atcha later! {{User:Homesturk/sig}} 12:25, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
:We tend not to add languages unless there's someone fluent in the language willing to spend the time to make the subtitles... we [[HRWiki:Subtitles#Translating Subtitles|ask that]] people still learning a language don't write the translations – they tend sound odd (often using the wrong words, since the translator hasn't learned the right ones), or the jokes fall flat (if the translator doesn't have enough real-world experience with the language to know, say, what idioms and expressions are often used by the speakers of that language, that would be a good replacement for the ones used in the toons). But don't let that discourage you... keep plugging away at learning the language, and when you're fluent, come back and we'll be happy to set it all up for you :D {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:39, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

=== Serbian (SR) ===

Please add this. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 21:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Where are all the Preeeeeow!s? ==

Hey, I was looking at a few pages, and it seems not every email with [The Paper] has a <sfx>Preeeeow!</sfx> near the end. In light of this, I propose a Preeeeow project to add the appropriate <sfx> to the SBemail subtitles. If I end up being the only one doing this, that's ok, but are there any objections/why the subtitles shouldn't include this? Thanks for feedback, [[User:Dutchscout|Dutchscout]] 21:06, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

== Quoting ==

I'm thinking we should expand on the current sbemail quoting standard. Earlier subtitles have them in a usual quote, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad," 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?" 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
However, the ones [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] has been doing recently in a paragraph-spanning form, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad, 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
I find the way Rexy does it more suitable than the way we've been doing it previously. Should we add this to the standards? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 22:11, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:It really ends up differing depending on who made the subtitles; for instance, when I write subtitles, I tend to do the latter (though I haven't written any in a while). Would be nice if we had some standards, but while the second way is technically more correct, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:21, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:Indeed, I just noticed that some of the earlier subtitles that I wrote were ''"corrected"'' to the former (end quotes after every line) some time after I had written them. Thanks, Shwoo! 9_9 (Well, okay, like I said, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:24, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
::What (with the "Shwoo! 9_9")? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 23:37, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Shwoo was the user who "corrected" my already-correct quotation mark usage. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:00, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Those are rolling eyes. Shwoo changed something that Jay had specifically intended to be another way, although she was doing what she saw fit since we haven't discussed this before. Jay wasn't ''really'' thanking her. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:03, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I totally missed the "Thanks,". Oops. --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 00:05, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

== Translating into italian ==

Hi, I'm an italian H*R fan and I'm willing to translate the subtitles into italian, what do you think?

== Subitles Not Working? ==

In Greasemonkey, none of the subtitles are displaying for me anymore. Does anyone else have this problem? I checked my preferences, cleared both the caches, and re-installed it. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

:Works for me. Is it a specific toon, or did you try several different ones? Just for kicks, what versions of things do you has? I've got FF 3.0.10 and Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
:PS: Oh, do you have an adblocker installed? If so, try disabling it for both homestarrunner and hrwiki (or just disable it entirely temporarily). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
::It works fine at my house, it's at my dad's office that it doesn't work. I don't have adblock on that computer and all of my software is up-to-date. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
:::And you're sure Phlip's script is installed as well as greasemonkey? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I can't check now, as I'm not home. Maybe I uninstalled it somewhere along the line by accident. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm having this problem too. I just noticed it today. I used it and it worked fine the other day. It seems that the script isn't finding the list of languages at [[Subtitles:Languages]]. I do have AdBlock Plus but disabled it temporarily with no change. I'm using Firefox 3.0.11 with Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 and the newest All-in-one script from [[User:Philip/Greasemonkey]] (3.2.7). Perhaps it's related to "We will be making adjustments to the server throughout the evening, including upgrading to MediaWiki 1.15."? --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 03:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:19:57 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ added ... before ponies

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch... ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshanckle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

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Subtitles:ccdo7b/en

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:19:56 GMT

Mini-Geek: added ... before ponies; timing

{{subtitles|2 Part Episode: Part 2}}
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<line start="3108" end="3123" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3124" end="3143"><sfx>music</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3144" end="3153"><sfx>music</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3154" end="3197" speaker="reynold">Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3229" speaker="reynold">And that boom box was never attainable!</line>
<line start="3230" end="3284" speaker="flashfight">So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off.</line>
<line start="3285" end="3323" speaker="flashfight">I still don't see how this affects global security.</line>
<line start="3324" end="3341" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Don't you see, Admiral?</line>
<line start="3342" end="3408" speaker="gunhaver">Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups!</line>
<line start="3409" end="3456" speaker="gunhaver">The world will be overrun with lasers of all colors!</line>
<line start="3457" end="3571" speaker="commander">(halfheartedly) Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.</line>
<line start="3572" end="3587" speaker="all">Yay!</line>
<line start="3588" end="3652" speaker="flashfight">Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence.</line>
<line start="3653" end="3690" speaker="flashfight">Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun.</line>
<line start="3691" end="3700" speaker="gunhaver">Thanks!</line>
<line start="3701" end="3708" speaker="sfx">cocking sound</line>
<line start="3709" end="3713" speaker="sfx">bang!</line>
<line start="3714" end="3722" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="3723" end="3763" speaker="gunhaver">No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.</line>
<line start="3764" end="3770" speaker="reinforcements">Hey guys.</line>
<line start="3780" end="3809">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<singer>-ets and toys!!</singer>
</line>
<line start="3826" end="3898" speaker="crackotage">And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!</line>
<line start="3899" end="3918" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
<line start="3927" end="3959" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3960" end="3988">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<taranchula>That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!</taranchula>
</line>
<line start="3989" end="4007" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:Mini-Geek

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:11:57 GMT

Mini-Geek: added 2 Part Episode: Part 2, # changed to 12

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This is Mini-Geek's User page.
I do a lot of [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitle]] work, having done twelve subs of full emails/toons so far.

I like (best at top):
*[[Strong Bad Emails]]
*[[Shorts]]
*[[Toons]]
*[[Holiday Toons]], but only when it's the time of year (so I don't think I've seen all of them)
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], pretty good, but it's slow and updated very rarely

I don't like (worst at top):
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat]]
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Puppet Stuff]]
*[[SBCG4AP]]: I got the first SBCG4AP demo and it's pretty good, but not enough to buy

List of subtitles I started/finished/did most of (most recent at the top):
*[[Subtitles:ccdo7b/en|2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
*[[Subtitles:79secondsleft/en|79 Seconds Left]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail7/en|Hremail 7]]
*[[Subtitles:pistols4pandas/en|Pistols For Pandas]]
*[[Subtitles:doughnutstand/en|Donut Unto Others]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailintro/en|April Fool 09]] ([[Subtitles:20090401 welcome/en|Sbemailiarized Intro]])
*[[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/en|Sbemailiarized!]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/en|email thunder (sbemail 200!)]]
*[[Subtitles:hremail49/en|Hidden HRemail 49]]
*[[Subtitles:main25/en|Main Page 25]]
*[[Subtitles:trudgemank/en|PBTC Trudgemank]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail198/en|Email magic trick]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail197/en|Email your edge]]
*[[Subtitles:baloneyman/en|Short The Baloneyman]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail/en|New scroll button song]] (I did the new song's subs on April 21, 2008)
*[[Subtitles:sbemail193/en|Email rated]]
*[[Subtitles:sbemail191/en|Email buried]]

Subtitles:ccdo7b/en

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:11:04 GMT

Mini-Geek: done!

{{subtitles|2 Part Episode: Part 2}}
<pre>
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<line start="21" end="61" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
<line start="99" end="113" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
<line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.</line>
<line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
<line start="200" end="222">
<sfx>danger music</sfx>
<gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="225" end="252">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="253" end="262">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="392" end="457" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.</line>
<line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
<line start="496" end="551" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
<line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
<line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
<line start="724" end="733" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="734" end="738" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="739" end="814" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
<line start="815" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?</line>
<line start="875" end="892">
<fightgar sfx="sfx">laughing</fightgar>
<firebert sfx="sfx">laughing</firebert>
</line>
<line start="893" end="982" speaker="flashfight">Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire you, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!</line>
<line start="983" end="995" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1007" end="1092" speaker="reynold">And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1135" speaker="commander">Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1150" speaker="reynold">I'll tear off your face!</line>
<line start="1151" end="1166" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it right off!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1191" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it off and wear it to town!</line>
<line start="1192" end="1246" speaker="commander">Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?</line>
<line start="1247" end="1296" speaker="reynold">Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1311" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
<line start="1312" end="1334">
<sfx>danger music</sfx>
<subtlefuge voiceover="yes">Here are the plans!</subtlefuge>
</line>
<line start="1335" end="1356" speaker="silentrip" voiceover="yes">Where did you get those?!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1377" speaker="dryghost" voiceover="yes">We've had 'em for a while.</line>
<line start="1378" end="1416" speaker="dryghost">I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.</line>
<line start="1417" end="1466" speaker="swampslash" voiceover="yes">It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1492" speaker="gunhaver">Then that's our way in!</line>
<line start="1493" end="1527" speaker="subtlefuge">We'll take the Ramshanckle!</line>
<line start="1528" end="1621" speaker="singers" voiceover="yes">It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!</line>
<line start="1622" end="1675" speaker="flashfight">Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you.</line>
<line start="1676" end="1720" speaker="flashfight">Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!</line>
<line start="1721" end="1729">
<fightgar sfx="sfx">groan</fightgar>
<ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
<firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
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<line start="1730" end="1733">
<fightgar>Aw, I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.</fightgar>
<ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
<firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
</line>
<line start="1734" end="1767" speaker="fightgar">Aw, I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1792" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1793" end="1837" speaker="crackotage">Here's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?</line>
<line start="1838" end="1886" speaker="subtlefuge">Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise.</line>
<line start="1887" end="1940" speaker="subtlefuge">He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.</line>
<line start="1941" end="2042" speaker="swampslash">Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?</line>
<line start="2051" end="2069" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">coughing</line>
<line start="2070" end="2112" speaker="silentrip">No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working.</line>
<line start="2113" end="2159" speaker="silentrip">These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!</line>
<line start="2160" end="2182" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2183" end="2241" speaker="gunhaver">Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!</line>
<line start="2242" end="2267" speaker="commander">Can I get a "bo-nus"?!</line>
<line start="2268" end="2286" speaker="gunhaver">Bo-nus!</line>
<line start="2287" end="2325" speaker="gunhaver">Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!</line>
<line start="2326" end="2387" speaker="commander">"Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2394" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Ha!</line>
<line start="2395" end="2435" speaker="gunhaver">This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2530" speaker="subtlefuge">Now, there's the slight matter of our, (quietly, as if searching for a word) er um uh, let me think of it, how do say, er, uh, (clearly) payments!</line>
<line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="silentrip">Oh! Uh... right.</line>
<line start="2559" end="2622" speaker="silentrip">How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?</line>
<line start="2623" end="2653" speaker="subtlefuge">As good as gold!</line>
<line start="2654" end="2661" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And then...</line>
<line start="2662" end="2664" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="2665" end="2675" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...once again...</line>
<line start="2676" end="2679" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">excited gasp</line>
<line start="2680" end="2712" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...absolutely nothing happened.</line>
<line start="2713" end="2727" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">sigh</line>
<line start="2728" end="2732" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="2733" end="2766" speaker="commander">Attention Cheat Commandos!</line>
<line start="2767" end="2771" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="2772" end="2789" speaker="flashfight">How did he get out?!</line>
<line start="2790" end="2817" speaker="commander">You're already too late!</line>
<line start="2818" end="2938" speaker="commander">I've flooded the world's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!</line>
<line start="2939" end="2944">
<flashfight>And why should the military be concerned with this?</flashfight>
<fightgar sfx="sfx">gasp</fightgar>
<firebert sfx="sfx">gasp</firebert>
</line>
<line start="2944" end="2976" speaker="flashfight">And why should the military be concerned with this?</line>
<line start="2977" end="3014" speaker="fightgar">You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!</line>
<line start="3015" end="3041" speaker="commander">Oh, it wasn't my idea.</line>
<line start="3042" end="3107" speaker="commander">Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!</line>
<line start="3108" end="3123" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3124" end="3143"><sfx>music</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3144" end="3153"><sfx>music</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3154" end="3197" speaker="reynold">Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3229" speaker="reynold">And that boom box was never attainable!</line>
<line start="3230" end="3284" speaker="flashfight">So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off.</line>
<line start="3285" end="3323" speaker="flashfight">I still don't see how this affects global security.</line>
<line start="3324" end="3341" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Don't you see, Admiral?</line>
<line start="3342" end="3409" speaker="gunhaver">Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups!</line>
<line start="3410" end="3456" speaker="gunhaver">The world will be overrun with lasers of all colors!</line>
<line start="3457" end="3571" speaker="commander">(halfheartedly) Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.</line>
<line start="3572" end="3587" speaker="all">Yay!</line>
<line start="3588" end="3652" speaker="flashfight">Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence.</line>
<line start="3653" end="3690" speaker="flashfight">Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun.</line>
<line start="3691" end="3700" speaker="gunhaver">Thanks!</line>
<line start="3701" end="3708" speaker="sfx">cocking sound</line>
<line start="3709" end="3713" speaker="sfx">bang!</line>
<line start="3714" end="3722" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="3723" end="3763" speaker="gunhaver">No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.</line>
<line start="3764" end="3770" speaker="reinforcements">Hey guys.</line>
<line start="3780" end="3809">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<singer>-ets and toys!!</singer>
</line>
<line start="3826" end="3898" speaker="crackotage">And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!</line>
<line start="3899" end="3918" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
<line start="3927" end="3959" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3960" end="3988">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<taranchula>That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!</taranchula>
</line>
<line start="3989" end="4007" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:10:07 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Easter Eggs */ no "back"

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshanckle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:59:49 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ its/it's again

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshanckle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:51:52 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ off > of

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
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Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:42:44 GMT

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<line start="21" end="61" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
<line start="99" end="113" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
<line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.</line>
<line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
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<sfx>danger music</sfx>
<gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
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<line start="225" end="252">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
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<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
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<line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="392" end="457" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.</line>
<line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
<line start="496" end="551" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
<line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
<line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
<line start="724" end="733" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="734" end="738" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="739" end="814" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
<line start="815" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?</line>
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<fightgar sfx="sfx">laughing</fightgar>
<firebert sfx="sfx">laughing</firebert>
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<line start="893" end="982" speaker="flashfight">Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire you, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!</line>
<line start="983" end="995" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1007" end="1092" speaker="reynold">And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1135" speaker="commander">Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1150" speaker="reynold">I'll tear off your face!</line>
<line start="1151" end="1166" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it right off!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1191" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it off and wear it to town!</line>
<line start="1192" end="1246" speaker="commander">Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?</line>
<line start="1247" end="1296" speaker="reynold">Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1311" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
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<sfx>danger music</sfx>
<subtlefuge voiceover="yes">Here are the plans!</subtlefuge>
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<line start="1335" end="1356" speaker="silentrip" voiceover="yes">Where did you get those?!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1377" speaker="dryghost" voiceover="yes">We've had 'em for a while.</line>
<line start="1378" end="1416" speaker="dryghost">I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.</line>
<line start="1417" end="1466" speaker="swampslash" voiceover="yes">It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1492" speaker="gunhaver">Then that's our way in!</line>
<line start="1493" end="1527" speaker="subtlefuge">We'll take the Ramshanckle!</line>
<line start="1528" end="1621" speaker="singers" voiceover="yes">It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!</line>
<line start="1622" end="1675" speaker="flashfight">Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you.</line>
<line start="1676" end="1720" speaker="flashfight">Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!</line>
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<ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
<firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
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<fightgar>Aw, I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.</fightgar>
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<line start="1768" end="1792" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1793" end="1837" speaker="crackotage">Here's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?</line>
<line start="1838" end="1886" speaker="subtlefuge">Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise.</line>
<line start="1887" end="1940" speaker="subtlefuge">He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.</line>
<line start="1941" end="2042" speaker="swampslash">Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?</line>
<line start="2051" end="2069" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">coughing</line>
<line start="2070" end="2112" speaker="silentrip">No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working.</line>
<line start="2113" end="2159" speaker="silentrip">These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!</line>
<line start="2160" end="2182" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2183" end="2241" speaker="gunhaver">Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!</line>
<line start="2242" end="2267" speaker="commander">Can I get a "bo-nus"?!</line>
<line start="2268" end="2286" speaker="gunhaver">Bo-nus!</line>
<line start="2287" end="2325" speaker="gunhaver">Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!</line>
<line start="2326" end="2387" speaker="commander">"Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2394" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Ha!</line>
<line start="2395" end="2435" speaker="gunhaver">This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2530" speaker="subtlefuge">Now, there's the slight matter of our, (quietly, as if searching for a word) er um uh, let me think of it, how do say, er, uh, (clearly) payments!</line>
<line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="silentrip">Oh! Uh... right.</line>
<line start="2559" end="2622" speaker="silentrip">How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?</line>
<line start="2623" end="2653" speaker="subtlefuge">As good as gold!</line>
<line start="2654" end="2661" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And then...</line>
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<line start="2665" end="2675" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...once again...</line>
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<line start="2680" end="2712" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...absolutely nothing happened.</line>
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<line start="2733" end="2766" speaker="commander">Attention Cheat Commandos!</line>
<line start="2767" end="2771" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="2772" end="2789" speaker="flashfight">How did he get out?!</line>
<line start="2790" end="2817" speaker="commander">You're already too late!</line>
<line start="2818" end="2938" speaker="commander">I've flooded the world's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!</line>
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Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:35:23 GMT

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{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:27:59 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ no It's

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' As good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're all ready too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:25:19 GMT

Mini-Geek: /* Transcript */ its/it's

{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' It's as good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're all ready too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
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{{CheatCommandos}}

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Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:22:11 GMT

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{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! Its Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the slight matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' It's as good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're all ready too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart
*Subtlefuge claiming Swampslash "is a master of disguise", "can speak 3 languages", and "can blend in anywhere" is probably a reference to G.I. Joe character Zartan.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

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Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:39:36 GMT

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{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], Reynold's Office

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

''{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{groans}'' Gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced co-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of [[Hammerspace]], the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a bright yellow skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{laughs as a clown}''

''{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office, a picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

'''REYNOLD:''' Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

''{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos, a blueprint of the Cheat Commandos playset is laid out}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshanckle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! Its Slovenian!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{as Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling}'' Now, there's the little matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' It's as good as gold!

''{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And, once again...

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out?!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're all ready too late! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And why should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' {gasp}

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}''

'''SINGERS:''' -ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the [[Short Taranchula Visuals|visuals]].
:''{music}'' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' HA HA HAAAA HA HA!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13. The female equivalent, Bat Mitzvah, takes place at age 12.
*'Written on the john' refers to having written the story while on the toilet.

===Trivia===
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not shown.

===Inside References===
*[[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]] is a reference to [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.

===Real World References===
*Reynold threatening to rip Gunhaver's face off and wear it to town is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hannibal Lecter|Hannibal Lecter]] in [[Wikipedia:Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Lambs]].
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym Scrawnjob is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, Snowjob.
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occured in Braveheart

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ccdo7b|15553}}

{{CheatCommandos}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

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Mini-Geek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:29:21 GMT

Mini-Geek: added a hidden "Gulp!" to the first Mmmmm... lines so it doesn't jump incorrectly; re-beginning work on this transcript

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<line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
<line start="99" end="112" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
<line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different Rag Tag band of mercenaries.</line>
<line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">Danger Music</line>
<line start="200" end="222">
<sfx>Danger Music</sfx>
<gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="226" end="252">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="253" end="262">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="392" end="455" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser. </line>
<line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
<line start="496" end="549" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
<line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Eeeenngghh. I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
<line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank">Hwe ha ha ha hwa ha!</line>
<line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
<line start="724" end="731" speaker="sfx">Ding</line>
<line start="739" end="812" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
<line start="814" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so maybe we can have some fun for once?</line>
<line start="875" end="892">
<fightgar>(Laughing)</fightgar>
<firebert>Laughing</firebert>
</line>
<line start="893" end="979" speaker="flashfight">Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire you, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!</line>
<line start="980" end="995" speaker="firebert">Sad The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1007" end="1090" speaker="reynold">And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1132" speaker="commander">Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1150" speaker="reynold">I'll tear off your face!</line>
<line start="1151" end="1166" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it right off!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1189" speaker="reynold">I'll tear your face off and wear it to town!</line>
<line start="1192" end="1244" speaker="commander">Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?</line>
<line start="1247" end="1296" speaker="reynold">Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1311" speaker="sfx">Danger Music</line>
<line start="1312" end="1332">
<sfx>Danger Music</sfx>
<subtlefuge>Here are the plans!</subtlefuge>
</line>
<line start="1335" end="1355" speaker="silentrip">Where did you get those?!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1375" speaker="dryghost">We've had 'em for a while.</line>
<line start="1378" end="1416" speaker="dryghost">I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.</line>
<line start="1417" end="1466" speaker="swampslash">It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1490" speaker="gunhaver">Then that's our way in!</line>
<line start="1493" end="1527" speaker="subtlefuge">We'll take the Ramshanckle!</line>
<line start="1528" end="1621" speaker="singers">It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!</line>
<line start="1623" end="1671" speaker="flashfight">Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you.</line>
<line start="1673" end="1720" speaker="flashfight">Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1723">
<ripberger>Awww...</ripberger>
<firebert>Awww...</firebert>
</line>
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Russia

Mini-Geek — Wed, 27 May 2009 02:52:25 GMT

Mini-Geek: typo

[[Image:Halloween_2007_Strong_Mad.PNG|thumb|200px|"I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Russia|Russia]]''' and the [[Wikipedia:Russian language|Russian language]] get occasionally referenced in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]]. Most often the references have to with Russia during the period of the [[Wikipedia:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|U.S.S.R.]] and its [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] past.

==Appearances==
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the styles is called "Homestar the Terrible", a reference to Russian tsar [[Wikipedia: Ivan the Terrible|Ivan the Terrible]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Strong Sad]] dresses up as [[Wikipedia: Mikhail Gorbachev|Mikhail Gorbachev]], the final President of the Soviet Union.
*Email [[radio]] — [[Marzipan]] is reading a book titled ''Tolstoy Story 2'', a [[portmanteau]] of Russian author [[Wikipedia:Leo Tolstoy|Leo Tolstoy]] and the film [[Wikipedia:Toy Story 2|Toy Story 2]].
*Email [[redesign]] — Color Wheel Roulette is advertised as having 50% less deaths than the [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian variety]].
*Email [[4 branches]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] calls [[Rumble Red]] a communist fool.
**In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], it is implied that Rumble Red comes from a Soviet style planet.
*Email [[the movies]] — One of the selections on a trivia card is ''[[Wikipedia:The Battleship Potemkin|The Battleship Potemkin]]'' an influential 1925 Russian silent film about the [[Wikipedia:Russian battleship Potemkin|Battleship ''Potemkin'' uprising]].
*Email [[original]] — [[Homestar Runner]] is seen wearing a Russian police officer outfit. In the [[original#Commentary Transcript|commentary]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] declares it "Russian Day".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — [[Strong Mad]] dresses as [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]], a [[professional wrestling|professional wrestler]] in the WWF during the 1980s. He uses the term "ruskie", slang for Russian person.
*[[Where's An Egg]] — The game is set in Russia and has extensive use of the Russian language. A page from the manual written in Russian was posted to [[Some Type of Online Auction]] by a person living on [[Wikipedia:Arbat Street|Arbat Street]] in [[Wikipedia:Moscow|Moscow]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Two of the countries echo Russian countries; Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks and Coachnya, which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. The flag for Concessionstantinople is similar to the Soviet Union flag.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When Strong Mad is in [[Halfathalon]], he portrays Putchnya Shotski, a Russian athlete. Many of his responses are stereotypical Russian words.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — In an [[Easter egg]], a Russian version of the Water On The Knee Gumption Club poster is seen. The page title also refers to the viewer as "comrade", a form of address common in Russia from the Bolshevik era until the fall of the Soviet Union, and still used commonly in the armed forces.

[[Category: Inside Jokes]]
[[Category: Countries]]

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Mini-Geek — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:08:51 GMT

Mini-Geek: added music

{{subtitles|79 Seconds Left}}
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<line start="18" end="49" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="50" end="71"><homestar>I say, just go for it, you know.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="72" end="121"><homestar>You just move forward, commit to yourself, and go, for, it!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="122" end="154"><strongsad>Okay, I think I'll take a chance.</strongsad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="155" end="177" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="178" end="193"><strongsad>It tickles!</strongsad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="194" end="221"><homestar>You see? That's what I'm talking about, man.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="222" end="254"><homestar>Water, on, the knee. Commit to it!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="255" end="265">
<strongbad>Your pathetic conversation pales in comparison to the one you are about to be a part of.</strongbad>
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="266" end="319" speaker="strongbad">Your pathetic conversation pales in comparison to the one you are about to be a part of.</line>
<line start="320" end="345" speaker="strongsad">(sarcastically) Oh great, I can't wait.</line>
<line start="346" end="367" speaker="strongbad">I've finally committed to it.</line>
<line start="368" end="408" speaker="strongbad">I've talked about it for years, but I'm finally moving forward!</line>
<line start="409" end="465" speaker="strongbad">You're all going to have to start calling me "The Ledge" from now on!</line>
<line start="466" end="485" speaker="homestar">Hi, The Ledge From Now On.</line>
<line start="486" end="517" speaker="homestar">Would you like to join our wet knee gumption club?</line>
<line start="518" end="543" speaker="strongbad">No, just "The Ledge".</line>
<line start="544" end="577" speaker="strongsad">The Ledge? Like ledge of a cliff?</line>
<line start="578" end="600" speaker="homestar">You mean, like, short for leg?</line>
<line start="601" end="628" speaker="strongsad">A-lleged ladies' man?</line>
<line start="629" end="642" speaker="homestar">(annoyed) Short for leg?</line>
<line start="643" end="661" speaker="strongbad">No, you knee-wetters!</line>
<line start="662" end="684" speaker="strongbad">Like short for "The Legend"!</line>
<line start="685" end="741" speaker="strongbad">As in, I am one! A living one! A dary one!</line>
<line start="742" end="763" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Ohhhhh, dairy.</line>
<line start="764" end="788" speaker="homestar">Like cows. Like a cow leg.</line>
<line start="789" end="865" speaker="homestar">(excited gasp, then speaking excitedly) Oh, Strong Bad! It's like my cow lamp and your tape leg had a baby in my brain and just came out my mouth!</line>
<line start="866" end="894" speaker="homestar">There, there, little guy. Daddy's here.</line>
<line start="895" end="909" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes" sfx="yes">annoyed sigh</line>
<line start="910" end="931" speaker="strongbad">(reluctantly) Hand me that knee water...</line>
<line start="952" end="967" speaker="strongbad">Teeheehee, it does tic—</line>
<line start="968" end="1008" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1034" end="1060" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This book belongs to:</line>
<line start="1061" end="1081" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Ledge.</line>
<line start="1082" end="1097">
<strongbad voiceover="yes">Aw, crap!</strongbad>
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1098" end="1133" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Homestar was right! This just spells leg!</line>
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