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Nihim — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:30:03 GMT

Nihim:

I created the blue laser commander's nana article. That's about it.

Get out of here nebulon...no one likes your style. [[Image:Cardboardulon.png|100px]]

Nana

Nihim — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:44:42 GMT

Nihim: redirect to Blue Laser Commander's Nana

#REDIRECT [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]]

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

Nihim — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:40:11 GMT

Nihim:

With such an expansive bank of cartoons, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the website and the DVDs. These are usually very minor.
==Appearances of Inconsistencies==

*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height]] is under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their capabilities tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
**Email [[retirement]] — [[Strong Bad]] states that the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] has a "5 meg hard-drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2 meg hard drive.
*Email [[flashback]] — To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the [[Compy 386]] displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered more than one.
*Email [[flashback]] — Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene behind the fence is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared The Cheat in [[date]].
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and later in [[Experimental Film]] and [[boring (really)]].
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad states that he doesn't know or care what a haiku is, but he recited one in [[japanese cartoon]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper|The Paper's]] "new brother."
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] — The ceiling of [[Strong Bad's Basement]] is not as high as it was in [[The Li'l Brudder Show]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise," as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[senior prom]] — After Strong Bad's pants are poofed away, he wears boxer shorts, but in [[New Boots]], he reminds The Cheat that he doesn't wear underwear.
*Email [[retirement]] — the hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Since Halloween night is missing, the [[Spooky Woods]] are in a less spooky state, but even though it wasn't Halloween in [[Where's the Cheat?]], the woods were still spooky.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Sad asks Strong Bad if he "put wildebeest pheromones in my laundry again?", but in [[Strong Sad's Lament]] he says "I kinda don't wear clothes".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]] he transcribed "Paradise Lost" onto a single grain of rice.

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Research]]

rough copy

Nihim — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:24:44 GMT

Nihim: fixed mistake I made earlier.

{{sbenav|170}}
[[Image:Sbemail170 rough copy.PNG|thumb|"Let's sue him!"]]

Strong Bad attempts to sue Malinko for using him and The Cheat in a comic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' April 16, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:33

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a singsong voice}'' Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth! It's time for email!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: comics</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat. 
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and 
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd 
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested. 
-Malinko-
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Malinko, I hope ''you'' interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me. Cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us. ''{clears screen}'' Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad flavored water. ''{pronounces "flavored water" queasily, types in wavy blue-green font}'' We shut that mess down on the quickfast.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field with a stack of bottles labeled "SB2O"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got your Strong Bad water right here! S-B-two-oh. Bottled at the source. Pure as a mountain goat.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat approach; The Cheat is wearing a suit and tie and dragging a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright The Cheat, let's sue him!

''{The Cheat opens the briefcase, which is filled with colored water balloons. Strong Bad and The Cheat start pegging Homestar with the balloons.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy. And his aim with those waterbombs is crazy good! He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.

''{Cut to Strong Sad taking notes on a notepad at the athletic field, which has the Jolly Dumple painted in an end zone and a sign next to the sideline reading "FIELD 3".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{taking notes}'' Note to self: ''{flips page}'' get—big—ger— ''{flips page}'' note—boo— ''{flips page}'' —k.

''{Water balloons come flying from behind the trees in the distance, hitting Strong Sad and knocking him on his face.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Mercy me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat standing next to Strong Bad, holding up a manila envelope.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope. Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.

''{The Cheat snaps the envelope open. Strong Bad pulls a white piece of paper out of the envelope and looks at it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my!

''{Close-up of the paper, which has two scribbles labeled "Strong Bad" and "the Cheat", a few stains, and the signature "-m"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rough copy is right! ''{turns the paper from side to side}'' Uh, you don't need my help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.

''{Close-up of The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These don't look anything like us! Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him. And now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces.''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{throws paper up in the air}'' You're a genius, The Cheat! Now ''that's'' what I pay you for. Open up. ''{holds up a taco and The Cheat opens his mouth wide}'' Up. Ah! Ah! Ah! ''{throws the taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}'' There you go.

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again and claps his paws together, imitating a seal.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay. One more. ''{throws another taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}''

''{Cut to silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat wearing barbed wire, walking in front of a cloudy sky.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Utz. Eetz. Ahtz. Atch.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field, still wearing barbed wire.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings. Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants? We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{turns around and makes The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, this stuff ''does'' make me feel pretty tough. Ooh, in fact... we should star in own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!".

''{A "ROUGH COPY!" title screen appears with Strong Bad and The Cheat wearing barbed wire and holding revolvers. Big band music plays. Cut to Strong Bad, who runs across a row of 2-D silhouetted buildings. The screen reads, "with STRONG BAD" in the corner. Cut to the Cheat, who fires his revolver. The screen reads, "and THE CHEAT" in the corner.}''

''{Two strips of video appear on the screen, one with Strong Bad walking down a sidewalk, and one with the Cheat tossing a taco in his mouth. Cut to a horizontally split screen with Strong Bad pointing his revolver in each one. Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat riding down a highway in the [[Gremlin]]. Strong Bad has his revolver drawn, and The Cheat is standing on the roof of the car.}''

''{Cut to white silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat holding their guns, with the text "ROUGH COPY!" above them and "Promblem-Packed Action!" above them. The music ends.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad speaking to Strong Bad and The Cheat at The Field. Strong Bad and The Cheat are still wearing barbed wire, and Strong Sad is wearing reading glasses and carrying a very large "Bigger Noootebook"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, gentlemen. I'm here representing my client, Malinko. ''{zoom in on Strong Sad}'' It would seem you are infringing on his ''highly'' intellectual property. ''{points upward on "highly"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—

''{Strong Sad begins pegging Strong Bad with snowballs, and Strong Bad yells.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where did you get snowballs this time of year?! ''{Strong Sad continues hitting him with snowballs}'' How did you fit them in that notebook?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{holds a snowball aloft}'' I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight! ''{throws snowball at Strong Bad, who yells}''

''{The screen dims, and Homestar Runner pops in front, holding a bottle of "Malinko Drinko".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.

''{Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad shakes snow off his head and grumbles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart! Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.

''{Strong Bad turns away from the Lappy and starts eating a candy bar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm. That's some good settlement. ''{chews}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*When Strong Bad turns away from the computer to respond to The Cheat, click the text on the screen to see a box of Not So Thin Mints.
*At the end of the email, click the candy bar to see Senor Cardgage talk to Strong Bad.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{leaning in from the right}'' Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!
*At the end of the email, click the wall plug to see a clip of Homestar Runner sitting on the couch.
:''{Homestar is sitting on Marzipan's couch looking sad. Windy noises.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after quite some time, sighs}'' DNA evidence.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[SB2O|SB2O]] is a play on H2O, the formula for water. Coincidentally, Sb2O is theoretically a stable molecule (diantimony oxide).
**Although this is more likely a reference to Fruit2O, a flavored water drink.
*Domestic Beer is beer made in one's own country. This is most likely a disparaging comment referring to hugely mass-produced American beers which have a reputation for being [http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/22308/ watery and bland].
*The Cheat's clapping his hands together indicating he wants another taco is the manner in which trained seals clap their flippers together to indicate to their trainer that they want more food.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad and The Cheat seemingly [[Wikipedia:Hammerspace|pulled the soft tacos out of nowhere]].
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#LHX attack chopper|LHX attack chopper]]".
*This is the first time Strong Sad has been [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|physically violent]] toward Strong Bad.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's left cheek becomes distinctly bigger in the easter egg and then suddenly shrinks back to normal size.

===Inside References===
*This is the sixth Strong Bad Email in a row to mention [[DNA Evidence|DNA evidence]]. Unlike the previous occurrences, the gag appears in an Easter egg rather than the main cartoon.
*This email makes reference to [[Pants|pants]].
*This email has reference to [[Goats|goats]].
*This email has a reference to [[Alcohol|alcohol]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] can be seen on the football field.
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are sillhouetted against the sky, it is very similar to its design in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's reaction to Homestar's "flavored water" is similar to his reaction to Homestar's bread sing alongs in [[origins]]. In each case, he types "flavored water" and "bread sing alongs" in moving green text.
*Strong Bad is eating a [[Wikipedia:ZAGNUT|Zagnut]] bar, seen previously in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[flashback]].
*"Bogart" was previously used as a verb in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].

===Real-World References===
*"Not-so-thin mints" are a reference to Thin Mints, a type of [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|Girl Scout cookie]].
**The Strong Sad logo on the box resembles the [[Wikipedia:Trefoil|trefoil]] logo of the [[wikipedia:Girl Scouts of the USA|Girl Scouts]].
*"I've been saving them in the freezer" is a reference to Bill Cosby's revenge story.
*"SB20" is a reference to "Fruit20" a flavored water brand
==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|170|11205}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

rough copy

Nihim — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:23:37 GMT

Nihim:

{{sbenav|170}}
[[Image:Sbemail170 rough copy.PNG|thumb|"Let's sue him!"]]

Strong Bad attempts to sue Malinko for using him and The Cheat in a comic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' April 16, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:33

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a singsong voice}'' Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth! It's time for email!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: comics</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat. 
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and 
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd 
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested. 
-Malinko-
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Malinko, I hope ''you'' interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me. Cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us. ''{clears screen}'' Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad flavored water. ''{pronounces "flavored water" queasily, types in wavy blue-green font}'' We shut that mess down on the quickfast.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field with a stack of bottles labeled "SB2O"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got your Strong Bad water right here! S-B-two-oh. Bottled at the source. Pure as a mountain goat.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat approach; The Cheat is wearing a suit and tie and dragging a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright The Cheat, let's sue him!

''{The Cheat opens the briefcase, which is filled with colored water balloons. Strong Bad and The Cheat start pegging Homestar with the balloons.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy. And his aim with those waterbombs is crazy good! He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.

''{Cut to Strong Sad taking notes on a notepad at the athletic field, which has the Jolly Dumple painted in an end zone and a sign next to the sideline reading "FIELD 3".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{taking notes}'' Note to self: ''{flips page}'' get—big—ger— ''{flips page}'' note—boo— ''{flips page}'' —k.

''{Water balloons come flying from behind the trees in the distance, hitting Strong Sad and knocking him on his face.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Mercy me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat standing next to Strong Bad, holding up a manila envelope.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope. Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.

''{The Cheat snaps the envelope open. Strong Bad pulls a white piece of paper out of the envelope and looks at it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my!

''{Close-up of the paper, which has two scribbles labeled "Strong Bad" and "the Cheat", a few stains, and the signature "-m"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rough copy is right! ''{turns the paper from side to side}'' Uh, you don't need my help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.

''{Close-up of The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These don't look anything like us! Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him. And now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces.''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{throws paper up in the air}'' You're a genius, The Cheat! Now ''that's'' what I pay you for. Open up. ''{holds up a taco and The Cheat opens his mouth wide}'' Up. Ah! Ah! Ah! ''{throws the taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}'' There you go.

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again and claps his paws together, imitating a seal.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay. One more. ''{throws another taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}''

''{Cut to silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat wearing barbed wire, walking in front of a cloudy sky.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Utz. Eetz. Ahtz. Atch.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field, still wearing barbed wire.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings. Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants? We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{turns around and makes The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, this stuff ''does'' make me feel pretty tough. Ooh, in fact... we should star in own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!".

''{A "ROUGH COPY!" title screen appears with Strong Bad and The Cheat wearing barbed wire and holding revolvers. Big band music plays. Cut to Strong Bad, who runs across a row of 2-D silhouetted buildings. The screen reads, "with STRONG BAD" in the corner. Cut to the Cheat, who fires his revolver. The screen reads, "and THE CHEAT" in the corner.}''

''{Two strips of video appear on the screen, one with Strong Bad walking down a sidewalk, and one with the Cheat tossing a taco in his mouth. Cut to a horizontally split screen with Strong Bad pointing his revolver in each one. Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat riding down a highway in the [[Gremlin]]. Strong Bad has his revolver drawn, and The Cheat is standing on the roof of the car.}''

''{Cut to white silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat holding their guns, with the text "ROUGH COPY!" above them and "Promblem-Packed Action!" above them. The music ends.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad speaking to Strong Bad and The Cheat at The Field. Strong Bad and The Cheat are still wearing barbed wire, and Strong Sad is wearing reading glasses and carrying a very large "Bigger Noootebook"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, gentlemen. I'm here representing my client, Malinko. ''{zoom in on Strong Sad}'' It would seem you are infringing on his ''highly'' intellectual property. ''{points upward on "highly"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—

''{Strong Sad begins pegging Strong Bad with snowballs, and Strong Bad yells.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where did you get snowballs this time of year?! ''{Strong Sad continues hitting him with snowballs}'' How did you fit them in that notebook?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{holds a snowball aloft}'' I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight! ''{throws snowball at Strong Bad, who yells}''

''{The screen dims, and Homestar Runner pops in front, holding a bottle of "Malinko Drinko".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.

''{Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad shakes snow off his head and grumbles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart! Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.

''{Strong Bad turns away from the Lappy and starts eating a candy bar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm. That's some good settlement. ''{chews}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*When Strong Bad turns away from the computer to respond to The Cheat, click the text on the screen to see a box of Not So Thin Mints.
*At the end of the email, click the candy bar to see Senor Cardgage talk to Strong Bad.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{leaning in from the right}'' Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!
*At the end of the email, click the wall plug to see a clip of Homestar Runner sitting on the couch.
:''{Homestar is sitting on Marzipan's couch looking sad. Windy noises.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after quite some time, sighs}'' DNA evidence.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[SB2O|SB2O]] is a play on H2O, the formula for water. Coincidentally, Sb2O is theoretically a stable molecule (diantimony oxide).
**Although this is more likely a reference to Fruit2O, a flavored water drink.
*Domestic Beer is beer made in one's own country. This is most likely a disparaging comment referring to hugely mass-produced American beers which have a reputation for being [http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/22308/ watery and bland].
*The Cheat's clapping his hands together indicating he wants another taco is the manner in which trained seals clap their flippers together to indicate to their trainer that they want more food.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad and The Cheat seemingly [[Wikipedia:Hammerspace|pulled the soft tacos out of nowhere]].
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#LHX attack chopper|LHX attack chopper]]".
*This is the first time Strong Sad has been [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|physically violent]] toward Strong Bad.
*It was stated in the email [[montage]] that in email 170 Strong Bad upgraded to a laser printer. However, this doesn't appear to be the case.
===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's left cheek becomes distinctly bigger in the easter egg and then suddenly shrinks back to normal size.

===Inside References===
*This is the sixth Strong Bad Email in a row to mention [[DNA Evidence|DNA evidence]]. Unlike the previous occurrences, the gag appears in an Easter egg rather than the main cartoon.
*This email makes reference to [[Pants|pants]].
*This email has reference to [[Goats|goats]].
*This email has a reference to [[Alcohol|alcohol]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] can be seen on the football field.
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat are sillhouetted against the sky, it is very similar to its design in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's reaction to Homestar's "flavored water" is similar to his reaction to Homestar's bread sing alongs in [[origins]]. In each case, he types "flavored water" and "bread sing alongs" in moving green text.
*Strong Bad is eating a [[Wikipedia:ZAGNUT|Zagnut]] bar, seen previously in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[flashback]].
*"Bogart" was previously used as a verb in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].

===Real-World References===
*"Not-so-thin mints" are a reference to Thin Mints, a type of [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|Girl Scout cookie]].
**The Strong Sad logo on the box resembles the [[Wikipedia:Trefoil|trefoil]] logo of the [[wikipedia:Girl Scouts of the USA|Girl Scouts]].
*"I've been saving them in the freezer" is a reference to Bill Cosby's revenge story.
*"SB20" is a reference to "Fruit20" a flavored water brand
==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|170|11205}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Videlectrix

Nihim — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:49:19 GMT

Nihim:

{{about|game company}} {{for-nothe|games played on the Wii|Viidelectrix}}
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|+<big>'''Videlectrix'''</big>
|-
| align=center colspan=2 | [[Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|230px|Good graphics are a must]]
|- valign=top
! Type
| Video games, CD-Rs, video game consoles and movies
|- valign=top
! Slogan
| We use computers...to make video games!
|- valign=top
! Key people
| Unnamed CEO; Art department; Graphic designers
|- valign=top
|'''Website'''
| [[Videlectrix:index.html|http://www.videlectrix.com]]
|}
[[Image:Videlectrix_developers.jpg|230px|thumb|Good graphics are a must.]]

'''Videlectrix''' is a fictitious video game company that "makes" most of the games seen on [[homestarrunner.com]]. The brains behind the company Videlectrix were the cover story for January 2005's issue of [[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite]], as seen in an Easter egg of the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[part-time job]]. In reality, the employees seen are [[The Brothers Chaps]] in fake mustaches. The company's logo, name, and style of games are all based off of that of [[wikipedia:vectrex|Vectrex]]

Videlectrix has two known subsidiaries, one being ''Videlectrix Films'', which is responsible for the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|Peasant's Quest movie]] and [[Litigation Jackson]]. The second is known as ''Videlectrix Media'', which manufactures [[Wikipedia:CD-R|CD-Rs]], the type of which is used for [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Although the board game company [[Boardelectrix]] shares a similar name with Videlectrix, the relationship between the two companies is unknown.

Their unnamed [[Videlectrix Mascot|mascot]] appears in the Videlectrix logo of most games.

'''Debut:''' Email [[duck pond]]

== Main Page Descriptions ==
These are the descriptions shown on the main page of the Videlectrix website, [[Videlectrix:|Videlectrix.com]].

===March 12, 2007-Present===
<blockquote>
Here at Videmalectrix, some of our programmers 
don't have a whole heckuva lot to do 
sometimes. So we made them remake several 
of your favorite V'lectrix hits for use on the new 
Remote Controller Video Game System! 
Just pick up any remote you have lying around, 
TV, Betamax, even Laserdisc, then 
click on 'Games for Wii' and get to wavin'!</blockquote>

===July 17, 2006-March 12, 2007===
<blockquote>
Videlectrix is ONTO YOU! We know you want more 
quality styles inside of your video game and that's 
just what we've done! Kid Speedy v1.NEW! is an 
update for the ages. New challenge! More reward! 
If video computer games are the disease, Videlectrix 
is the free clinic! 

Play Kid Speedy! in the 'Game Demos' section NOW!
</blockquote>

===July 10, 2006-July 17, 2006===
<blockquote>
We have had a lot of couple people tell us 
that they firmly believe 'Kid Speedy' will 
never come out. We Videlectrix types would like to 
take this opportunity to spit on those people. 
After eating a bunch of Skittles. 
Head to the 'Game Demos' section and play Kid Speedy!
</blockquote>

===April 24, 2006-July 10, 2006===
<blockquote>
Oh, man. Here we go again. Those 
big 'ol brains at Videlectix.com have been 
trying to outdo themselves for some time 
now, and they've finally done it with a 
little game called 'Thy Dungeonman 3.' 
Utilising state-off-the-art amber monochrome 
computer visuals, TD3 will make you want 
to never stop playing this game!!!!!
</blockquote>

===March 21, 2005-April 24, 2006===
<blockquote>
You may not believe it, but we've made yet 
another good-great game. We decided to call 
this one Stinkoman 20X6. Side scrolling action 
means hours of fun scrolling action! 
Springtime's around the corner, and 
coincidentially, so is "Your Videlectrix.com."
</blockquote>

===January 14-March 21, 2005===
<blockquote>
Holy smokes! We managed to make another 
game. This game is a great game and it is 
called 50k Racewalker. Go fast, but not too 
fast! Pace it on over to the game demos 
section and take a few (million) steps. 
You won't (will) be disappointed! Keep 
your crosshairs locked on videlectrix.com, 
or "Good Games HQ."
</blockquote>

===August 30, 2004-January 14, 2005===
<blockquote>
Yowza! We're a real video-game-making-company! 
To prove it, we have a new game called Duck Guardian. 
Slither on over to the Game Demos section and 
guard you some ducks. We're also gearing up for our 
fall lineup of "New Releases and Announced Titles." 
We look forward to seeing you in America's finest 
and friendliest video arcades!
</blockquote>

===February 23-August 30, 2004===
<blockquote>
We're all the time working on the hottest new games and titles. Recently, 
we just finished making 'Thy Dungeonman 2.' We're even thinking of 
making another game in the future! Other projects are too numerous 
and exciting to mention, but you can bet they'll be every bit as good as 
some of our other hot titles. For years, Videlectrix has been busy making 
sure you'll get a chance to love playing our electronic T.V. video games. 
That's practically our middle name. So, keep your eyes peeled for our 
upcoming "Hottest New Games and Titles!!"
</blockquote>

== Videlectrix Games ==
{|- border =0 width="100%"
|-
| valign="top" |
=== Playable ===
*[[50K Racewalker]]
*[[Awexome Cross]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Duck Pond]]
*[[Hallrunner]]
*[[Kid Speedy]]
*[[Peasant's Quest]]
*[[Pigs on Head|Pigs on Head (LCD Version)]]
*[[Population: Tire]]
*[[RhinoFeeder]]
*[[Secret Collect]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*[[StrongBadZone]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
*[[TROGDOR!]]
| width="5%" |
| valign="top" |

=== Non-Playable ===
*[[C.H.E.A.T.]]
*[[Duck Guardian 2]]
*[[King Dingo]]
*[[Lewis Rudkin SX: england]]
*Pigs On Head (console/computer version)
*[[Planet Alert!]]
*[[QWERTY]]
*[[Rabbit Algebra]]
*[[Salad Daze]]
*[[Shploitz!]]
*[[Spaceshipper]]
*[[Sundae Drivin']]
*[[Where's an Egg?]]
|}

== Game Gallery ==
The box art of the games created by Videlectrix.
'''Description:'''
<blockquote>Welcome to the Videlectrix Game Gallery. Have some wine and cheese 
and enjoy the dynamic cover artwork for our dynamic cover games. 
Featuring the work of award winning artists such as: our art department.</blockquote>

*Secret Collect (for the [[FunMachine]])
*StrongBadZone
*Rhinofeeder (for the Super Funmachine)
*Thy Dungeonman (400-page manual inside!! Text-based, Dungeon-based Action!!)
*Thy Dungeoman II (More Text Means More Action!!)
*Thy Dungeonman III
*50k Racewalker (Taste a Walk!)
*Duck Guardian 1
*Duck Guardian 2 (starring the popular Ron Planet!)
*Planet Alert!
*Hallrunner (For use with Arrow Keys!)
*Pigs on Head
*Space Shipper (NOW for only ONE PLAYER!!!)
*Stinkoman 20X6 (Ask for a challenge! Deuce!)

==Game Music==
MP3s of the music from various Videlectrix games are available.
'''Description:'''
<blockquote>We one time received two emails asking about the music from all our 
various game selections. We took that to mean we should put them 
UP for DOWN load (D-pad humor). Here is.</blockquote>

*[[Videlectrix:songs/videlectrix_theme.mp3|Videlectrix Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_theme.mp3|Trogdor Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/poptire_theme.mp3|Population Tire Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/awexome_music.mp3|Awexome Cross Music]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/rhino_music.mp3|Rhino Feeder Music]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/sbzone_music.mp3|StrongBadZone Music]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/pq_theme.mp3|Peasant's Quest Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/pq_trogcave.mp3|Peasant's Quest (Trogdor's Cave)]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/trogdor_intermission.mp3|Trogdor Intermission]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/thydungeonman_theme.mp3|Thy Dungeonman Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/racewalker50k_theme.mp3|50K Racewalker Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_theme.mp3|Duck Guardian 1 Theme]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/duckguard1_win.mp3|Duck Guardian 1 Reprise]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_level1.mp3|Stinkoman Level 1]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_level2.mp3|Stinkoman Level 2]]
*[[Videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_cutscene.mp3|Stinkoman Cutscene]]

==Fun Facts==
*The quote "award winning artists such as: our art department" could be a reference to games from the Atari era in which employees remained nameless.
*If the TROGDOR!! game in the catalog is clicked when it is already on the screen, the Secret Collect game description is shown.
*Many Videlectrix games feature incorrect English grammar and spelling due to bad translations, despite the fact the Videlectrix team have been shown to be fluent in English.

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!"|[[Peasant's Quest Preview]]|Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)|[[Peasant's Quest]]|Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip}}
|}

== External links ==
* [[Videlectrix:|Videlectrix.com]] — '''Page Title:''' Home of our Videlectrix!!
** View the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_home.swf|Flash File]] of the main page
*[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Games Catalog]] — '''Page Title:''' Catalogs of our games!!
** View the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.swf|Flash File]] of the games catalog
*[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_demos.html|Game Demos]] — '''Page Title:''' Demos of our games!
**View the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_demos.swf|Flash File]] of the demos page
*[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_gallery.html|Game Gallery]] — '''Page Title:''' Galleries of our games!
** View the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_gallery.swf|Flash File]] of the gallery page
*[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_music.html|Game Music]] — '''Page Title:''' Musics of our games!
** View the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_music.swf|Flash File]] of the music page
{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category: Companies]]

User:Nihim

Nihim — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:17:31 GMT

Nihim:

Get out of here nebulon...no one likes your style. [[Image:Cardboardulon.png|100px]]

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[[User:Nihim|
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[[Nihim:Nihim|
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[[User:Username|
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Corpy NT6

Nihim — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:42:57 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:Corpy NT6.png|thumb|right|Checkin' SBemails at the office.]]

The '''Corpy NT6''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s computer at [[The Office|the office]]. Its name was first shown in [[from work]], when Strong Bad tried to stealthily check an email on it, although it made notable appearances in several toons and emails beforehand (always shown in profile).

Its name is a play on the corporate world in which it exists, [[Compy 386]] and possibly [[Wikipedia:Windows NT|Windows NT]]. "Corpy" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of "Compy" and "corporate".

== Quick Facts ==
'''Debut:''' [[dullard]]

'''Interactive Feature:''' None

'''Font:''' Sydnie

'''Error Screen:''' The Corpy has a blue error screen similar to the Compy's, which places the text of the error in an [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]] approximation of a window. A "Temp Log Off/Out Error" appears when the user presses Esc+Ctrl+Tab+Alt+both Shifts+Num Lock+~+< in response to the Log Off/Log Out prompt. It is notable that it is impossible for a human being to enter these keys at the same time using only the hands.

== Programs ==
*strongbad_email.exe
*Grandmaw [[Edgar|Edgar's]] Corporate Firewall Get-Arounder (or [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] Cheatware)
*Some form of [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Office|Microsoft Office]]

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[dullard]]
*Email [[other days]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
*Email [[4 branches]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*Email [[from work]]

[[Category:Computers]]

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:37:45 GMT

Nihim: added {{cheat commandos}}

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana''' has been mentioned several times but [[Unseen Characters|never seen]]. Nana must be supportive of The [[Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser Commander's]] (possibly her grandson) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|backyard]]. The Blue Laser Commander has also asked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions|minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "UNDERSTANDABLE!"

==Complete Filmography==
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] (mentioned)
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] (mentioned)

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]

Crack Stuntman

Nihim — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:35:20 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:CrackStuntman.PNG|thumb|"BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman."]]
'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (He's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "Gun-shave-er"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". He also may have flubbed at least one line while recording; Gunhaver once forgot the Cheat Commando's slogan, "Rock, Rock on", for in place of it he said "Riggidy Roll". Gunhaver was corrected and flatly replied "Yeah, whatever it's riggidy roll from now on." Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas]].

He is a caucasian man in his twenties or thirties, with blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. He does bear resemblance to several G.I. Joe characters. He is also notable for being the most human-like animated character.

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] (voice only)
*[[An Important Rap Song]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
|}
{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Under Construction

Nihim — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:56:25 GMT

Nihim:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|underconstruction|3 Times Halloween Funjob|Decemberween In July}}
[[Image:underconstruction02.png|thumb|"WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?"]]

H*R.com is down? Not registered? Coming Soon? What? Is today April Fool's Day? ... Then things get [[20X6]]'d...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Sticklyman]], {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}

''' Date:''' April 1, 2004

'''Page Title:''' Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{The setting: "www.homestarrunner.com is coming soon! This domain is reserved through thoraxcorp.com". An animated stick figure in a yellow "Under Construction" diamond shovels diligently. After about ten seconds, a pair of shiny boxing gloves appear at the bottom of the screen...}

'''STINKOMAN:''' Habila-HUP!

''{...and Stinkoman leaps into the air, executing a dramatic pose before landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{to stick figure}'' Hey, Sticklyman, ''{waves his arms quickly}'' ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?

''{"Sticklyman" stands up, tosses his shovel into the air, leaps out of his diamond, performs a mid-air flip, lands, deftly catches his shovel and assumes a fighting stance.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a ''challeeeeeeenge?!'' ''{assumes fighting stance}''

''{Camera zooms in on Sticklyman, who spins his shovel. The shot freezes in a sketchy style with a high-pitched chime sound. Pan quickly to a close-up of Stinkoman, who executes another fighting pose, then the shot sketch-freezes again. Cut back to Sticklyman's feet, showing him running toward Stinkoman. Cut to Stinkoman's feet, running toward Sticklyman. Cut to a close-up of Sticklyman, who now appears to be getting ready to strike. Cut to Stinkoman continuing to run, then jumping up. Cut to a wider shot showing both characters jumping into each other. They hover in mid-air for a moment, then strike each other. Sketch-freeze as they collide, then the shot unfreezes and the two characters fall back to the ground. Cut to another shot. Sticklyman lands in the background, followed quickly by Stinkoman landing in a kneeling position in the foreground. The camera rack-focuses to Stickly-Man, who wobbles for a moment and then falls over. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Dot dot dot! ''{accompanied by a subtitle reading ". . ."}''

''{Zoom out to whole page.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Twenty exty-six! ''{poses with chime sound}'' I twenty-exty-six'd you ''good''.

''{1-Up and Pan Pan enter from the left.}''

'''1-UP:''' Diiid we miss a challenge?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Where ya been, ladies? I had to take care of Sticklyman myself!

'''1-UP:''' Well, so how was it?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ahh, it was okay. The fighting was decent, but it wasn't much of a challenge. ''{lies down}''

'''PAN PAN''': ''{Badalang, badalang, badalang}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who-hah? ''{jumps back up}'' Good question, Pan Pan. I don't know what he was digging for. Habila-HUP!

''{Stinkoman leaps into the yellow diamond. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman, who takes a bite from the mound that Sticklyman was shoveling.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, this isn't dirt, it's puddiiiing!

''{Cut to a close-up of 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' I want pudding! ''{A green glob descends from his nose}''

''{Camera zooms out to include Stinkoman in the foreground. 1-Up faces the opposite direction from the previous shot.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' We deserve a break. Eating pudding with a spoon! ''{produces a spoon from nowhere}''

''{Pan Pan falls onto 1-Up.}''

''{Sketch-freeze on a shot showing all three characters holding bowls and spoons. Credits roll while a short tune plays:}''

<blockquote>executive producer 
h. yamauchi 
 
producer 
s. miyahon 
 
director 
s. miyahon 
ten ten 
 
designer 
ten ten 
 
programmer 
t. nakazoo 
maru maru 
 
sound composer 
konchan 
paul pan 
storm storm 
 
quality 
wibe snodgrass 
 
actual items 
foss tony 
 
scare tactics 
poncho 
 
elevator action 
tesoro dub 
 
crotchety gnomes 
perl bess 
 
cover ups 
kevin </blockquote>

''{"back" and "again" buttons appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*This toon was put up instead of the regular intro page on April 1st, 2004.
*thoraxcorp.com is the web site of [[Thorax Corporation]], a fake company created by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ellipsis#Ellipsis in Japanese|"..."]] is a common tool used in Japanese anime and manga. It literally means the character is "saying" nothing at all. For example, it would be used for dramatic effect in serious scenes where the character is in deep contemplation about something, or for comedic effect in slapstick anime when the character is stunned and at a loss for words. However, Stinkoman actively pronounces the ellipsis as if it were a witty one-liner, ruining the silence after his dramatic battle with Sticklyman.

=== Trivia ===
*The toon originally took up the entire page and there were no grey buttons at the bottom.
* "paul pan" and "storm storm" refer to Paul Sabourin and Storm DiCostanzo, the singers who performed [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. They are erstwhile members of the a cappella singing group [[DaVinci's Notebook]]
*At the end, if you click on the back button it will always go back to the [[Main Page 17|20X6 Main Page]].
*The three boxes at the bottom of the site read:
**'''Spam Free Living!!''' Tired of spam-getting ventures gone horpfully wrong!! Get with the program for as low as $9.95 a month. $4.95 each additional minute. No delabors.
**'''Affordable Hostings!''' New house? New domain? WHO HAS TIME??!? With all new Greg Hosting you can get the website you need at the lowest interest rate in 40 years! 6.2% APR
**'''Guaranteed Results!''' Use twice daily with exorbitant food intake. After dinner mints highly recommended. Will you please quit making that horribly annoying noise!? No Prescriptions! No Credit Check! $12,000

=== Goofs ===
*When the green glob descends from 1-Up's nose, it appears to emerge closer to one side of his face, suggesting that it's coming from his right nostril. When the camera zooms out, 1-Up is now facing the opposite direction, and the green glob transfers to the other side of his face.
*When the camera is shifting from 1-Up to Stinkoman after the booger scene, the booger is on 1-Up's shirt for a single frame.
*It would look like Stinkoman said the sharp chime after saying "Twenty exty-six!"

===Fixed Goofs===
*When first released, viewers couldn't see Sticklyman during parts of the fight scene as well as after it, due to layer order. This was fixed the same day.

=== Inside References ===
*The "Spam Free Living!!" ad contains the word "horpfully," a reference to [[Coach Z|Coach Z's]] thick accent.
**The same ad also mentions "No [[Thorax Corporation#The Delabor Family|delabors]]," a line also used in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flag day]].
*When Stinkoman says "I Twenty exty-six'd you good.", it is a reference to the Teen Girl Squad deaths [Ex. Arrow'd!]
*On the last line of the credits it says Cover ups by [[Kevin]]

=== Real-World References ===
*Stinkoman saying "WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?" references the Streamline dub of [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]], where the character Yamagata asks Tetsuo in a similar manner: "WHAAAAAAAT the hell are you talking about?"
*Sticklyman is almost certainly a reference to the popular Flash cartoon series [[Wikipedia:Xiao Xiao|Xiao Xiao]], where stick figures battle in elaborately-choreographed fight scenes.
*Sticklyman's shovel suggests a shortened [[Wikipedia:Zanbato|Zanbato]], a giant sword wielded by Sanosuke in the anime ''[[Wikipedia:Rurouni Kenshin|Rurouni Kenshin]]''.
*The entire fight scene is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]'', whose introduction sequence shows two ninjas having a duel. The freeze-frame during the jump and the "..." at the end are included in the sequence.
*The first listing in the credits reads "Executive Producer H. Yamauchi." [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]] was the former president of [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] and appeared in the credits as executive producer in many of Nintendo's older games.
**Also included in the credits are the names of two other famous Nintendo employees: S. Miyahon (mistranslation of [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]]) and Ten Ten (Takashi Tezuka), both of whom worked on the original ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|Legend of Zelda]]'' game.
**These credits also appeared at the end of [[japanese cartoon]].
*The credit "[[Wikipedia:Elevator Action|Elevator Action]]" is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Taito Corporation|Taito]] game of the same name.
*Maru Maru is a misspelling of Maru Mari, the Japanese name for the [[Wikipedia:Morph Ball|Morph Ball]] powerup in the game ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''.
*The name Sticklyman, is a near definite reference to [[Wikipedia:Hangly-Man|Hangly-Man]], a japanese [[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]] clone, due to similarities in spelling and pronunciation, and the fact that both of them are examples of [[Deliberately Poor English|poor translation]](i.e. Hangly-Man is supposed to be Hungry-Man, Sticklyman-Stick Man.)

=== Fast Forward ===
*The short tune at the end of this toon would later be reused at the end of [[Happy Trogday]], while [[Trogador]] is chasing Stinkoman.
**It also ends a scene in [[trading cards]] featuring Stinkoman and [[Cheatball]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh, this was a real gag, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Well, a lot of people didn't wait the—whatever this is—eight seconds to find out that this is, uh... you know, it wasn't really... that we didn't really lose the domain. This is of course an April Fool's cartoon.

'''MATT:''' We got a lot of concerned e-mails...

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

'''MATT:''' ...that the site had been shut down. The Thorax Corp. got a lot of traffic that day, I remember.

'''MIKE:''' Ha!

'''MATT:''' I'm surprised Thorax Corp. didn't get shut down.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' So, we didn't really even think of it like this, but uh, this is a double thing being Stinkoman fighting the "under construction" guy, that was a very popular "under construction" animated GIF that is used. And also kind of a parody on the stick figure fighting thing—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —so I really didn't think about that until after the fact.

'''MIKE:''' Did we do any bullet time in this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The bullet times are always the favorites in the stick figure animations.

'''MATT:''' Kung Fu Stick Figure Theaters.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Skinkoman and Sticklyman land on the ground and the lens focuses on Sticklyman.}'' Focus.

'''MATT:''' That's some nice rack focusing. ''{Stinkoman says, "..."}'' That's a Ninja Gaiden reference there, the Ninja Gaiden, for regular Nintendo, there were cut scenes with a lot of dot dot dots in the dialogue. ...Affordable hostings, Mike! New house? New domain? Who has time?!

'''MIKE:''' Those little logos you drew, the pill bottle, the house, and the letter are very similar to the ones you used to have to really do for your job at EarthLink.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I call them my old skills! ''{laughs}'' ...Brought 'em out of retirement. ''{Stinkoman exclaims, "It's pudding!"} The mushroom styles...

''{The snot bubble oozes from 1-Up's nose.}''

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' This introduced the, uh, new T mouth... Stinkoman, the mouth where like it's gritted teeth and so there's a bunch of T's. ''{whispers}'' The T mouth, I call it the T mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' T mouth!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:underconstruction.html|watch "Under Construction"]]
*[[HR:underconstruction.swf|view the Flash file for "Under Construction"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|underconstruction}}

[[Category:April Fools]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Under Construction

Nihim — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:55:28 GMT

Nihim: Added real world reference of Hangly man

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|underconstruction|3 Times Halloween Funjob|Decemberween In July}}
[[Image:underconstruction02.png|thumb|"WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?"]]

H*R.com is down? Not registered? Coming Soon? What? Is today April Fool's Day? ... Then things get [[20X6]]'d...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Sticklyman]], {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}

''' Date:''' April 1, 2004

'''Page Title:''' Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{The setting: "www.homestarrunner.com is coming soon! This domain is reserved through thoraxcorp.com". An animated stick figure in a yellow "Under Construction" diamond shovels diligently. After about ten seconds, a pair of shiny boxing gloves appear at the bottom of the screen...}

'''STINKOMAN:''' Habila-HUP!

''{...and Stinkoman leaps into the air, executing a dramatic pose before landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{to stick figure}'' Hey, Sticklyman, ''{waves his arms quickly}'' ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?

''{"Sticklyman" stands up, tosses his shovel into the air, leaps out of his diamond, performs a mid-air flip, lands, deftly catches his shovel and assumes a fighting stance.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a ''challeeeeeeenge?!'' ''{assumes fighting stance}''

''{Camera zooms in on Sticklyman, who spins his shovel. The shot freezes in a sketchy style with a high-pitched chime sound. Pan quickly to a close-up of Stinkoman, who executes another fighting pose, then the shot sketch-freezes again. Cut back to Sticklyman's feet, showing him running toward Stinkoman. Cut to Stinkoman's feet, running toward Sticklyman. Cut to a close-up of Sticklyman, who now appears to be getting ready to strike. Cut to Stinkoman continuing to run, then jumping up. Cut to a wider shot showing both characters jumping into each other. They hover in mid-air for a moment, then strike each other. Sketch-freeze as they collide, then the shot unfreezes and the two characters fall back to the ground. Cut to another shot. Sticklyman lands in the background, followed quickly by Stinkoman landing in a kneeling position in the foreground. The camera rack-focuses to Stickly-Man, who wobbles for a moment and then falls over. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Dot dot dot! ''{accompanied by a subtitle reading ". . ."}''

''{Zoom out to whole page.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Twenty exty-six! ''{poses with chime sound}'' I twenty-exty-six'd you ''good''.

''{1-Up and Pan Pan enter from the left.}''

'''1-UP:''' Diiid we miss a challenge?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Where ya been, ladies? I had to take care of Sticklyman myself!

'''1-UP:''' Well, so how was it?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ahh, it was okay. The fighting was decent, but it wasn't much of a challenge. ''{lies down}''

'''PAN PAN''': ''{Badalang, badalang, badalang}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who-hah? ''{jumps back up}'' Good question, Pan Pan. I don't know what he was digging for. Habila-HUP!

''{Stinkoman leaps into the yellow diamond. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman, who takes a bite from the mound that Sticklyman was shoveling.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, this isn't dirt, it's puddiiiing!

''{Cut to a close-up of 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' I want pudding! ''{A green glob descends from his nose}''

''{Camera zooms out to include Stinkoman in the foreground. 1-Up faces the opposite direction from the previous shot.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' We deserve a break. Eating pudding with a spoon! ''{produces a spoon from nowhere}''

''{Pan Pan falls onto 1-Up.}''

''{Sketch-freeze on a shot showing all three characters holding bowls and spoons. Credits roll while a short tune plays:}''

<blockquote>executive producer 
h. yamauchi 
 
producer 
s. miyahon 
 
director 
s. miyahon 
ten ten 
 
designer 
ten ten 
 
programmer 
t. nakazoo 
maru maru 
 
sound composer 
konchan 
paul pan 
storm storm 
 
quality 
wibe snodgrass 
 
actual items 
foss tony 
 
scare tactics 
poncho 
 
elevator action 
tesoro dub 
 
crotchety gnomes 
perl bess 
 
cover ups 
kevin </blockquote>

''{"back" and "again" buttons appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*This toon was put up instead of the regular intro page on April 1st, 2004.
*thoraxcorp.com is the web site of [[Thorax Corporation]], a fake company created by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ellipsis#Ellipsis in Japanese|"..."]] is a common tool used in Japanese anime and manga. It literally means the character is "saying" nothing at all. For example, it would be used for dramatic effect in serious scenes where the character is in deep contemplation about something, or for comedic effect in slapstick anime when the character is stunned and at a loss for words. However, Stinkoman actively pronounces the ellipsis as if it were a witty one-liner, ruining the silence after his dramatic battle with Sticklyman.

=== Trivia ===
*The toon originally took up the entire page and there were no grey buttons at the bottom.
* "paul pan" and "storm storm" refer to Paul Sabourin and Storm DiCostanzo, the singers who performed [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. They are erstwhile members of the a cappella singing group [[DaVinci's Notebook]]
*At the end, if you click on the back button it will always go back to the [[Main Page 17|20X6 Main Page]].
*The three boxes at the bottom of the site read:
**'''Spam Free Living!!''' Tired of spam-getting ventures gone horpfully wrong!! Get with the program for as low as $9.95 a month. $4.95 each additional minute. No delabors.
**'''Affordable Hostings!''' New house? New domain? WHO HAS TIME??!? With all new Greg Hosting you can get the website you need at the lowest interest rate in 40 years! 6.2% APR
**'''Guaranteed Results!''' Use twice daily with exorbitant food intake. After dinner mints highly recommended. Will you please quit making that horribly annoying noise!? No Prescriptions! No Credit Check! $12,000

=== Goofs ===
*When the green glob descends from 1-Up's nose, it appears to emerge closer to one side of his face, suggesting that it's coming from his right nostril. When the camera zooms out, 1-Up is now facing the opposite direction, and the green glob transfers to the other side of his face.
*When the camera is shifting from 1-Up to Stinkoman after the booger scene, the booger is on 1-Up's shirt for a single frame.
*It would look like Stinkoman said the sharp chime after saying "Twenty exty-six!"

===Fixed Goofs===
*When first released, viewers couldn't see Sticklyman during parts of the fight scene as well as after it, due to layer order. This was fixed the same day.

=== Inside References ===
*The "Spam Free Living!!" ad contains the word "horpfully," a reference to [[Coach Z|Coach Z's]] thick accent.
**The same ad also mentions "No [[Thorax Corporation#The Delabor Family|delabors]]," a line also used in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flag day]].
*When Stinkoman says "I Twenty exty-six'd you good.", it is a reference to the Teen Girl Squad deaths [Ex. Arrow'd!]
*On the last line of the credits it says Cover ups by [[Kevin]]

=== Real-World References ===
*Stinkoman saying "WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?" references the Streamline dub of [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]], where the character Yamagata asks Tetsuo in a similar manner: "WHAAAAAAAT the hell are you talking about?"
*Sticklyman is almost certainly a reference to the popular Flash cartoon series [[Wikipedia:Xiao Xiao|Xiao Xiao]], where stick figures battle in elaborately-choreographed fight scenes.
*Sticklyman's shovel suggests a shortened [[Wikipedia:Zanbato|Zanbato]], a giant sword wielded by Sanosuke in the anime ''[[Wikipedia:Rurouni Kenshin|Rurouni Kenshin]]''.
*The entire fight scene is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]'', whose introduction sequence shows two ninjas having a duel. The freeze-frame during the jump and the "..." at the end are included in the sequence.
*The first listing in the credits reads "Executive Producer H. Yamauchi." [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]] was the former president of [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] and appeared in the credits as executive producer in many of Nintendo's older games.
**Also included in the credits are the names of two other famous Nintendo employees: S. Miyahon (mistranslation of [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]]) and Ten Ten (Takashi Tezuka), both of whom worked on the original ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|Legend of Zelda]]'' game.
**These credits also appeared at the end of [[japanese cartoon]].
*The credit "[[Wikipedia:Elevator Action|Elevator Action]]" is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Taito Corporation|Taito]] game of the same name.
*Maru Maru is a misspelling of Maru Mari, the Japanese name for the [[Wikipedia:Morph Ball|Morph Ball]] powerup in the game ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''.
*The name Sticklyman, is a near definite reference to [[Wikipedia:Hangly-Man|Hangly-Man]], a japanese [[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]] clone, due to similarities in spelling and pronunciation, and the fact that both of them are examples of [[deliberately poor english|poor translation]](i.e. Hangly-Man is supposed to be Hungry-Man, Sticklyman-Stick Man.)

=== Fast Forward ===
*The short tune at the end of this toon would later be reused at the end of [[Happy Trogday]], while [[Trogador]] is chasing Stinkoman.
**It also ends a scene in [[trading cards]] featuring Stinkoman and [[Cheatball]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh, this was a real gag, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Well, a lot of people didn't wait the—whatever this is—eight seconds to find out that this is, uh... you know, it wasn't really... that we didn't really lose the domain. This is of course an April Fool's cartoon.

'''MATT:''' We got a lot of concerned e-mails...

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

'''MATT:''' ...that the site had been shut down. The Thorax Corp. got a lot of traffic that day, I remember.

'''MIKE:''' Ha!

'''MATT:''' I'm surprised Thorax Corp. didn't get shut down.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' So, we didn't really even think of it like this, but uh, this is a double thing being Stinkoman fighting the "under construction" guy, that was a very popular "under construction" animated GIF that is used. And also kind of a parody on the stick figure fighting thing—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —so I really didn't think about that until after the fact.

'''MIKE:''' Did we do any bullet time in this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The bullet times are always the favorites in the stick figure animations.

'''MATT:''' Kung Fu Stick Figure Theaters.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Skinkoman and Sticklyman land on the ground and the lens focuses on Sticklyman.}'' Focus.

'''MATT:''' That's some nice rack focusing. ''{Stinkoman says, "..."}'' That's a Ninja Gaiden reference there, the Ninja Gaiden, for regular Nintendo, there were cut scenes with a lot of dot dot dots in the dialogue. ...Affordable hostings, Mike! New house? New domain? Who has time?!

'''MIKE:''' Those little logos you drew, the pill bottle, the house, and the letter are very similar to the ones you used to have to really do for your job at EarthLink.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I call them my old skills! ''{laughs}'' ...Brought 'em out of retirement. ''{Stinkoman exclaims, "It's pudding!"} The mushroom styles...

''{The snot bubble oozes from 1-Up's nose.}''

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' This introduced the, uh, new T mouth... Stinkoman, the mouth where like it's gritted teeth and so there's a bunch of T's. ''{whispers}'' The T mouth, I call it the T mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' T mouth!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:underconstruction.html|watch "Under Construction"]]
*[[HR:underconstruction.swf|view the Flash file for "Under Construction"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|underconstruction}}

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Cheat Commandos

Nihim — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:26:47 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:ccommandos.png|thumb|"Cheat Commandos, ROCK, ROCK ON!"]]

{{about|[[Characters|characters]]}} {{forshort|Cheat Commandos (toon)}}

The '''Cheat Commandos''' are an elite fighting force who, along with a civilian contractor named [[Reynold]], are dedicated to stopping the evil forces of [[Blue Laser]]. They all look somewhat like [[The Cheat]], seen as [[Firebert]] in the email [[army]]. All of the episodes of the [[TV Shows|TV series]] ''Cheat Commandos Adventures'' are written by [[A. Chimendez]], with the exception of ''Movie Night!'', which was written by A. Chimendez Jr. Each Cheat Commandos toon seems to parody a different facet of 1980s animated shows, such as the nonstop plugs for action figures and breakfast cereals, and rehashing as teaching aids. All of the Cheat Commandos [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figures]] are made by [[Cheap as Free#Toys|Cheap as Free Toys]], cost [[$11.01]], and are for ages 3-5. The Cheat Commando's slogan is "Rock Rock On!", but may have been changed to "Riggidy Roll" due to a line flubbed by [[Crack Stuntman]].

==Members==
* [[Gunhaver]] - ''The squad leader, probably: Has a gun.''
* [[Flashfight]] - ''Has three medals and five buttons''
* [[Fightgar]] - ''Needs to shave''
* [[Silent Rip]] - ''Snuck up on me''
* [[Crackotage]] - ''That guy that flies that plane''
* [[Reinforcements]] - ''The one that Coach Z bought''
* [[Firebert]] - ''Not a good commando name''
* [[Ripberger]] - ''Not wearing pajamas''
* [[Foxface]] - ''Not one of the guys''
* [[Reynold]] - ''Civilian Contractor''
* "like fifty" [[Green Helmets]]

===Possibly===
* [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] - ''A marshmallow, not a cottonball ''
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]] - ''Some kind of bird-reptile''

===Others===
* [[Oliver Smidgen]] - ''Raised by a distant relative''
* [[Reynold's Brother]] - ''Doesn't care about much''

== Toons ==

* [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] aka ''Time to break...fast!''
* [[Shopping for Danger]]
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] aka ''Movie Night!''
* [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] ([[Everything Else, Volume 2]] exclusive)
* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
* [[An Important Rap Song]]

==Fun Facts==
*In the Cheat Commandos logo, the word "Cheat" is colored like The Cheat, and the word "Commandos" has the same colors as the flag of [[Strong Badia]].
*Gunhaver is voiced by the character [[Crack Stuntman]].

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw-pcmac|"Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"|[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:cc theme.zip|Mirror:cc_theme.sit}}
|}

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Products|Cheat Commandos, The]][[Category:Organizations]]

Gunhaver

Nihim — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:20:57 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:Gunhaver.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Gunhaver on patrol]]

A member of the [[Cheat Commandos]], '''Gunhaver''' (first name possibly "Charles" — see below) seems to be the leader (although [[Flashfight]] may be the leader as well). Among his mission credits are: leading an action figure storage vehicle attack on [[Blue Laser]], leading a search party to uncover Blue Laser's [[Secret Desert Headquarters|secret desert headquarters]], and staving off the danger of Blue Laser saving money at [[Price Style]]. Certain parts of the cartoon [[Let us give TANKS!]] strongly suggest that the rest of the Cheat Commandos regard Gunhaver as possibly ''too'' enthusiastic about his duties.
He makes a cameo in an Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].

As his name (pronounced as "Gun Havver") and a claim on his box each suggest, Gunhaver has a [[Gunhaver's Gun|semi-automatic pistol]]. The gun was seen hanging on the wall and labeled by [[Reynold]] in [[Shopping for Danger]]. Gunhaver was actually shown brandishing it (to the astonishment of [[Blue Laser Commander]]) in "Let us give TANKS!".

Gunhaver may have a first name. In "Let Us Give TANKS!", Blue Laser Commander calls him "Charles" when asking him to play a song.

Gunhaver is a direct parody of [[Wikipedia:Duke (G.I. Joe)|Duke]] from GI Joe, complete with a [[Wikipedia:John Wayne|John Wayne]] voice. According to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] and [[An Important Rap Song]], Gunhaver is voiced by a man named [[Crack Stuntman]] (who is also an advocate for "[[Pistols For Pandas]]").

Gunhaver is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].
[[Image:Gunhaver Action Figure.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Stylin Coat"]]

==Defining Traits==
*Stylin' Coat
*Cool Glasses!
*Has a Gun!
*Probably from Texas!

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[:Category:Gunhaver Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|([[Crack Stuntman]]) "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"|[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:gunhaver rro.zip}}
|}

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]

Crack Stuntman

Nihim — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:46:02 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:CrackStuntman.PNG|thumb|"BLAAAAH—I'm Crack Stuntman."]]
'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (He's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "Gun-shave-er"). He has also incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". He also is assumed to have forgotten the Cheat Commando's slogan, for in place of it he said "Riggidy Roll". He was corrected and flatly replied "Yeah, whatever it's riggidy roll from now on." He has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas]].

He's apparently a caucasian man in his twenties or thirties, has blond hair, and has a five o'clock shadow.

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] (voice only)
*[[An Important Rap Song]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
|}
{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Blue Laser

Nihim — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:43:29 GMT

Nihim: added important rap song scheme

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]] and apparantly a rather large laser tank fleet. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

*In [[An Important Rap Song]] the Blue Laser Commander's "scheme" somehow involved him taking off his pants. Gunhaver told him to "[get] your pants back on Blue Laser!". The commander than questioned how Gunhaver could refer to the garment as pants.

==Members==
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
*[[Blue Laser Minion]]s
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
*[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (possibly)

==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Crack Stuntman

Nihim — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:39:54 GMT

Nihim:

Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the Cheat commandos. He apparantly doesn't take his job too seriously on the account he can never pronounce his character's name right (He once pronounced it "Gunshaver") He has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives. He is also a supporter of "Pistols for Pandas".

== Filmography ==
*Debut-[[marzipans answering machine 14]] (voice only)
*[[an important rap song]]

Crack Stuntman

Nihim — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:36:57 GMT

Nihim: created page seperate from gunhaver

Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the Cheat commandos. He apparantly doesn't take his job too seriously on the account he can never pronounce his character's name right (He once pronounced it "Gunshaver") He has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives. He is also a supporter of "Pistols for Pandas".

== Filmography ==
Debut-[[Marzipan's answering machine 14]] (voice only)
[[An important rap song]]

coloring

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:06:52 GMT

Nihim:

{{sbenav|160|retirement|4 branches}}
[[Image:sbemail160.png|thumb|"Crayola beat us to the punch. Let's shift focus to... 'Laser Limes'. Or maybe just laser beams."]]

Strong Bad discusses crayon colors and stumbles upon Marzipan's cult, er, "classroom".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Teeg Dougland]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Garage]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 23, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: bad crayon namers</div>
Dear awesome, 
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...??? 
-much love 
Ter 
Andover,MN
</blockquote>

''{After "Dear awesome", Strong Bad adds, "Oh! Somebody finally got it right!"; at the first ellipsis, he adds, "Oh, you mean like, Red Iculous?" and a red crayon labeled "Red Iculous" appears; and after reading the name "Laser lemon", he repeats surprisedly:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Laser lemon?! ''{picking up a phone}'' The Cheat, halt production immediately!

''{Cut to the garage, where The Cheat is using a soldering iron and an oscilloscope to build a laser with lemons on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{over the PA}'' Crayola beat us to the punch. Let's shift focus to... "Laser Limes". ''{The Cheat looks annoyed and a black "cloud" briefly appears over his head}'' Or maybe just laser beams.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise which sounds unmistakably like "Okay."}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy, where Strong Bad resumes reading the email. He reads "Andover,MN" as "And over, and over, and over, M N."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? ''{clears screen}'' Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!

''{Cut to a view of this coloring book, which has a drawing of two members of Limozeen on the cover. As Strong Bad says each of the following color names, a corresponding crayon appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There was Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Groupie Lipstick Red, Skin Flesh ''{pink}'', Hairspray Blond ''{yellow}'', and Tight Shiny Purple. It even came with a cassette tape with a song about how to color!

''{A yellow cassette tape labeled "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" appears. Switch to a view of the first page of the coloring book, which shows Larry and Gary performing. Below this is the text "Gary and Larry rehearse their moves". The page has been colored to look like Larry's guitar has caught fire, and a laser is drawn firing from the guitar with the word "vpoo" over it.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Grab a box of sixty-four,—

''{Changes to the next page, which shows Limozeen with the text "We are in a band called Limozeen!" Perry's skin has been colored green with blue hair, Larry has been colored with a black eye and blood dripping with the words "be tup" colored on his shirt, and Mary has been colored with an extra set of arms coming out of his head doing the evil fingers, the words "2 sets!" are also colored above his head.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —with a sharpener a-built right in,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Larry with two women. The text says "<s>Larry</s> Strong Bad always serenades the 'of-age' ladies after the show". Larry's face has been colored like Strong Bad's, and his hands have been drawn to look like red boxing gloves. The girls have the [[Wikipedia:Canadian Flag|Canadian Flag]] colored onto their shirts.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Dump 'em all out onto the floor,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Mary with a face drawn on his abdomen; the text says, "Drummers almost never wear shirts while playing a big show." The rest of the page remains colorless.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —and let the party begin!

''{Change to next page, which shows Gary leaping into the air while playing the guitar; he has been colored to wear a Los Angeles Lakers uniform, have dark skin, and hold a basketball; a basketball hoop and defending player have also been drawn in. The text reads "Gary's playing some "air" guitar. Get it?"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Outside the lines!

''{The next page shows Perry with Teeg Dougland at the soundboard; the text reads "Producer/ manager/ roadie/ webmaster Teeg Dougland shows Perry how to tweak the reverb." They have both been colored to look like old ladies with wrinkles, grey hair, lipstick and fingernails all colored in.}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Inside your heart!

''{The next page shows Larry and Perry, who is wearing a bear mask; the text reads "'That bear mask has GOT to go!!!' shouts Larry."}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Those crayons of mine!

''{The next page shows Mary and Larry barbecuing; a large, vicious-looking hot dog has been drawn standing behind them; The Cheat has been drawn peeking from around the barbecue. Mary's skin has been colored blue, The text reads, "Back home from the road, Mary and Larry say, 'It's Grilla Time!'"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Hey, hey, let's go back to the start!

''{The last page shows Larry with Gary and Perry performing, but is not colored. The text reads, "Larry is screaming like a demon. And the other two are playing guitars." The music stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, looks like I missed one! As much as I respect you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.

''{Strong Bad uses the Skin Flesh crayon to draw on Larry's face as the music from the first drawing of Trogdor plays. The crayon breaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crudcrap! My Skin Flesh broke!

''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad at his table holding the broken crayon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait! I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school! Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!

''{Cut to Marzipan in the Classroom; the blackboard reads "SOY IS ALSO MURDER"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{finishing a monologue}'' ...so that way, you always feel guilty!

''{Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looks aghast, then angry}'' Shhh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!

''{Cut to a view of the class, which consists of Homsar, Strong Mad and Homestar Runner wearing yellow shirts. Homsar has a stack of blocks on his desk that reads "TURD".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teach-orr! I have go bafroom!

''{Cut back to Marzipan and Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the—uh, ''children?''

'''MARZIPAN:''' First of all, we don't call them children. They're "life blossoms"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, a pretty standard one. ''{cut to a closeup of Marzipan}'' Anyway, we don't use the term "Skin Flesh". The color you're looking for is "Dermal Discoveries".

''{A pink roll loosely resembling a crayon with the words "Dermal Discoveries" appears. Some notes played on a acoustic guitar is heard. Cut to a view from behind Marzipan, facing Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that scramble?! What about Lipstick Red?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, no. Too gender-specific. We use "Crimson Suggestion".

''{A red roll with the words "Crimson Suggestion" appears. More acoustic notes play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, how 'bout Hairspray Blond?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Vague Pigmentation!

''{A yellow roll with the words "Vague Pigmentation" appears. Acoustic notes are heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Leather Black?

'''MARZIPAN:''' We just call that "blue."

''{A black roll with the word "Blue" appears. More acoustic notes are heard. Homestar Runner moves into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teacherman, ''{cut to face Homestar Runner}'' are we just gonna talk about crowns all day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta'-'bou'-wha'?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crowns! You know! For coloring! A box of crowns!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' You mean, crayons? Cray-ons?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks angry}'' Oh, I don't need this. I'm going to the liberry! To read me some pie-pie comics!

''{Return to view of Marzipan and Strong Bad from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, roots and grass, mostly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Roots and grass? What're those, like, D's? D minusesses?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, they're F's.

''{Cut back to the last page of the coloring book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys. Prepare to make some dermal discoveries!

''{Strong Bad begins to draw with the Dermal Discoveries "crayon." Nothing happens.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the— what's wrong with this stupid crown—on?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan in front of the table.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're ''all'' special!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were ''{uses hand quotes}'' "special", Marzipan.

''{Cut to close up on Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! ''{eats a "Crimson Suggestion" and leaves.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the table. A bundle of Marzipan's "crayons" appears in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing, his words appear under the bundle of "crayons."}'' Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson. Preeeeow!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down as Larry sings the last word.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Homestar reportcardnew.png|thumb|170px|They're life blossoms!]]
*Click on "Dear awesome" after Strong Bad mentions "Red Iculous" to see a "Dear Awesome" colored crayon.
*Likewise, click on "some crayon" and see a "Some Crayon" colored crayon.
*Click on "L.U.R.N." on Homestar's shirt when he walks up to Marzipan to see the [[:Image:LURN logo corrected.png|logo]] for [[L.U.R.N.]], or "Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally."
*Click on the word Murder on the chalkboard after Strong Bad asks about Homestar's grades to see his report card.
*At the end, click on the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] to see the whole thing (it comes up in a new window). It has three pages and two colors not featured in the email. You can color it with the included crayons, or [[Printables|print it out]].

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*The [[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's Oscilloscope|device next to The Cheat]] is an [[Wikipedia:Oscilloscope|oscilloscope]].
*"Special" is often used as a euphemism to refer to developmentally challenged people.
*On the page of the Limozeen coloring book where Larry is crossed out to reveal Strong Bad serenading the "of age" groupies, they are wearing Canadian flag tops. Those "of age" to consent in Canada are 14 and above.

===Trivia===
*The crayons in the Easter egg contain two colors not featured in the email: "Roadie [[Puking|Puke]] Green" and "Sweet Boots Brown".
*This is the first time we see Marzipan in Strong Bad's house.
*The coloring book Easter egg originally did not have an "Undo" button to go back a step when coloring, so if you made a mistake well into your drawing, you'd have to erase it all. It was added later.
*In the drawing of the coloring book where Larry is serenading the "of-age" ladies, he is holding a [[G]] chord on the guitar.
*This is the first Email in over a month to include the standard text for The Paper. In [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement A]], it told viewers to watch the next email and in [[retirement B]] it was unclickable and admitted to liking hushpuppies. It was not seen at all in [[Missing Lappy]], released inbetween cliffhangers and retirement.

===Remarks===
*The Lappy's "toe" (which was removed in [[cliffhangers]] and was missing in [[retirement]]) is back.
*The cards above the chalkboard read "4, I3, (, I>, 3, I=, 6, #, 1" which are [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] representations of the letters A through I.
*This is the first/closest The Cheat has gotten to saying a word in English ("Okay") outside of his [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons, although some of his [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|The Cheat noises]] have strongly suggested English phrases in the past.
*Both [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] and [[Perry Palaroncini|Perry]] are wearing blue shirts with white stars, in the style of Homestar's shirt.
*If you download the Flash file for the Limozeen coloring book Easter egg directly to your computer, it will ask you if you want to print a page when you open it.
*Each member of Limozeen seems to change appearance (hairstyle, instrument) in most of the pictures in the coloring book, making it hard to distinguish them from one another.
*Despite claims to the contrary in the coloring book, Limozeen could not have had a "webmaster" in 1989. The [[Wikipedia:World Wide Web|world's first web browser]] was not written until 1990.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was first released, "blossom" was misspelled as "blossum" in the [[:Image:LURN logo.png|T-shirt]] and [[:Image:Homestar reportcard.png|report card]] Easter eggs, and "animals" was misspelled as "animas". These have since been fixed.
*The coloring book originally misnamed several of the crayons in comparison to their email counterparts. Groupie Lipstick Red was incorrectly named "Rockin' Red" while Tight Shiny Purple was named "Ballad Purple". This has since been fixed.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad uses the same [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected telephone]] to speak to The Cheat over the intercom that he used in [[replacement]].
*The scribble above The Cheat's head also appeared in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad has previously defaced and satirized picture books in [[kids' book]] and [[That Time of Year]].
*The "'air' guitar" image is identical to an image of Gary in the Limozeen laser show in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When Strong Bad is coloring the Limozeen picture, the music is the same as the music that plays while he is drawing [[Trogdor]] in [[dragon]].
*Homestar calling Marzipan "Teacherman" is an example of him [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|pronouncing "man" as "m'n"]]
*This is another appearance of [[Preeeeow]], the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] describing The Paper's sound effect.
*"TURD" is a [[Wikipedia:vulgarism|vulgarism]] for [[Whatsit|whatsit]].
*The fact that Strong Bad drew The Cheat peeking out from behind [[Limozeen]]'s grill is a reference to [[Where's The Cheat?]], in which it is revealed that The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*The cards above the chalkboard use the same [[Fonts|font]] as the [[Compy 386]] (Commodore 64).
*Bubs uses a [[Bubs's Keytar|keytar]] in [[cheatday]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] is a well known company that makes art supplies such as [[Wikipedia:Crayon|crayons]].
**"Laser Lemon" is the name of an actual [[Wikipedia:List of Crayola crayon colors|Crayola color]].
**"Blizzard Blue" also existed at one point, but has since been replaced with "Inchworm".
**"Skin Flesh" is also a possible reference to when Crayola renamed their color "Flesh" to "Peach" in 1962, partially to avoid racial discrimination.
*The lyrics "Grab a box of sixty-four with a sharpener a-built right in" from "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" refers to a standard Crayola 64-crayon box. These boxes usually have a plastic crayon sharpener built into the back.
*On the air guitar page, Strong bad has 'colored' a basketball jersey similar to that of the Los Angeles Lakers onto Gary.
**On the same page of the coloring book, the basketball player on the right very much resembles [[Wikipedia:Larry Bird|Larry Bird]].
*The band member wearing a bear mask is a reference to musician [[Wikipedia:John Mayer|John Mayer]] who sometimes dresses in a bear costume in order to meet and talk with fans before concerts without the fans realizing who he is.
*"Montesodium" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of the words "Montessori" and "Monosodium".
**[[Wikipedia:Montessori method|Montessori Schools]] are a very progressive and non-traditional schooling system used in many private schools throughout the world. It focuses on allowing children to learn at their own pace and doing away with perceived forms of competition like grading.
*The page Strong Bad tries to color says "Larry is screamin' like a demon..."; he is also shown singing with his tongue hanging out. [[Wikipedia:Gene Simmons|Gene Simmons]] of the rock band Kiss is well-known for his extraordinarily long tongue, and is also known as "The Demon".
*Homestar leaving to go read "[[Pie|pie]] pie comics" may mean he wants to read [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] comics.
*The coloring book makes mention of staying at the [[Wikipedia:Ramada|Ramada]], a well-known hotel chain.
*It's Grilla Time is a reference to "It's Miller Time", which is a famous slogan of [[wikipedia:Miller Brewing|Miller Brewing Company]]. It's also why they're holding [[Cold One|Cold Ones]] at the time.
*The subtitle on the Limozeen book, "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada", is written in the [[Fonts|font]] created and used by British heavy metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]].
**Room 302 is also a major plot device in ''[[Wikipedia:Silent Hill 4: The Room|Silent Hill 4: The Room]]'', a horror game produced by [[Wikipedia: Konami|Konami]].
*When the Cheat is told by Strong Bad to stop making the lemons that have lasers on them, a black scribble appears above his head. It looks very similar to the scribbles on top of the characters in "[[Peanuts]]" that appeared when they were mad.
*"Soy is also murder" may be a reference to the second album by alternative rock band
[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]], entitled [[Wikipedia:Meat is Murder|Meat is Murder]].
*When Marzipan said "Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than the rest" it sounded very much like the "everyone is equal" technique used in [[wikipedia:communism|communism]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail160.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail160.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:limo coloringbook.html|View the coloring book]]
*[[HR:limo coloringbook.swf|View the Flash file for the coloring book]]
*[[Forum:10080|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

coloring

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:00:54 GMT

Nihim:

{{sbenav|160|retirement|4 branches}}
[[Image:sbemail160.png|thumb|"Crayola beat us to the punch. Let's shift focus to... 'Laser Limes'. Or maybe just laser beams."]]

Strong Bad discusses crayon colors and stumbles upon Marzipan's cult, er, "classroom".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Teeg Dougland]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Garage]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 23, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: bad crayon namers</div>
Dear awesome, 
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...??? 
-much love 
Ter 
Andover,MN
</blockquote>

''{After "Dear awesome", Strong Bad adds, "Oh! Somebody finally got it right!"; at the first ellipsis, he adds, "Oh, you mean like, Red Iculous?" and a red crayon labeled "Red Iculous" appears; and after reading the name "Laser lemon", he repeats surprisedly:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Laser lemon?! ''{picking up a phone}'' The Cheat, halt production immediately!

''{Cut to the garage, where The Cheat is using a soldering iron and an oscilloscope to build a laser with lemons on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{over the PA}'' Crayola beat us to the punch. Let's shift focus to... "Laser Limes". ''{The Cheat looks annoyed and a black "cloud" briefly appears over his head}'' Or maybe just laser beams.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise which sounds unmistakably like "Okay."}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy, where Strong Bad resumes reading the email. He reads "Andover,MN" as "And over, and over, and over, M N."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ter? What is that, short for Terbert? Or Terlliam? Or Terthew? ''{clears screen}'' Welter, the crayons of my youth had pretty awesome names. Especially the ones that came with my Limozeen 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour coloring book!

''{Cut to a view of this coloring book, which has a drawing of two members of Limozeen on the cover. As Strong Bad says each of the following color names, a corresponding crayon appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There was Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Groupie Lipstick Red, Skin Flesh ''{pink}'', Hairspray Blond ''{yellow}'', and Tight Shiny Purple. It even came with a cassette tape with a song about how to color!

''{A yellow cassette tape labeled "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" appears. Switch to a view of the first page of the coloring book, which shows Larry and Gary performing. Below this is the text "Gary and Larry rehearse their moves". The page has been colored to look like Larry's guitar has caught fire, and a laser is drawn firing from the guitar with the word "vpoo" over it.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Grab a box of sixty-four,—

''{Changes to the next page, which shows Limozeen with the text "We are in a band called Limozeen!" Perry's skin has been colored green with blue hair, Larry has been colored with a black eye and blood dripping with the words "be tup" colored on his shirt, and Mary has been colored with an extra set of arms coming out of his head doing the evil fingers, the words "2 sets!" are also colored above his head.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —with a sharpener a-built right in,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Larry with two women. The text says "<s>Larry</s> Strong Bad always serenades the 'of-age' ladies after the show". Larry's face has been colored like Strong Bad's, and his hands have been drawn to look like red boxing gloves. The girls have the [[Wikipedia:Canadian Flag|Canadian Flag]] colored onto their shirts.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' Dump 'em all out onto the floor,—

''{Change to next page, which shows Mary with a face drawn on his abdomen; the text says, "Drummers almost never wear shirts while playing a big show." The rest of the page remains colorless.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing}'' —and let the party begin!

''{Change to next page, which shows Gary leaping into the air while playing the guitar; he has been colored to wear a Los Angeles Lakers uniform, have dark skin, and hold a basketball; a basketball hoop and defending player have also been drawn in. The text reads "Gary's playing some "air" guitar. Get it?"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Outside the lines!

''{The next page shows Perry with Teeg Dougland at the soundboard; the text reads "Producer/ manager/ roadie/ webmaster Teeg Dougland shows Perry how to tweak the reverb." They have both been colored to look like old ladies with wrinkles, grey hair, lipstick and fingernails all colored in.}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Inside your heart!

''{The next page shows Larry and Perry, who is wearing a bear mask; the text reads "'That bear mask has GOT to go!!!' shouts Larry."}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Those crayons of mine!

''{The next page shows Mary and Larry barbecuing; a large, vicious-looking hot dog has been drawn standing behind them; The Cheat has been drawn peeking from around the barbecue. Mary's skin has been colored blue, The text reads, "Back home from the road, Mary and Larry say, 'It's Grilla Time!'"}''

'''LIMOZEEN:''' Colorin'!

'''LARRY:''' Hey, hey, let's go back to the start!

''{The last page shows Larry with Gary and Perry performing, but is not colored. The text reads, "Larry is screaming like a demon. And the other two are playing guitars." The music stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, looks like I missed one! As much as I respect you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.

''{Strong Bad uses the Skin Flesh crayon to draw on Larry's face as the music from the first drawing of Trogdor plays. The crayon breaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crudcrap! My Skin Flesh broke!

''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad at his table holding the broken crayon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait! I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school! Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!

''{Cut to Marzipan in the Classroom; the blackboard reads "SOY IS ALSO MURDER"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{finishing a monologue}'' ...so that way, you always feel guilty!

''{Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looks aghast, then angry}'' Shhh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!

''{Cut to a view of the class, which consists of Homsar, Strong Mad and Homestar Runner wearing yellow shirts. Homsar has a stack of blocks on his desk that reads "TURD".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teach-orr! I have go bafroom!

''{Cut back to Marzipan and Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the—uh, ''children?''

'''MARZIPAN:''' First of all, we don't call them children. They're "life blossoms"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, a pretty standard one. ''{cut to a closeup of Marzipan}'' Anyway, we don't use the term "Skin Flesh". The color you're looking for is "Dermal Discoveries".

''{A pink roll loosely resembling a crayon with the words "Dermal Discoveries" appears. Some notes played on a acoustic guitar is heard. Cut to a view from behind Marzipan, facing Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that scramble?! What about Lipstick Red?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, no. Too gender-specific. We use "Crimson Suggestion".

''{A red roll with the words "Crimson Suggestion" appears. More acoustic notes play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, how 'bout Hairspray Blond?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Vague Pigmentation!

''{A yellow roll with the words "Vague Pigmentation" appears. Acoustic notes are heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Leather Black?

'''MARZIPAN:''' We just call that "blue."

''{A black roll with the word "Blue" appears. More acoustic notes are heard. Homestar Runner moves into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Teacherman, ''{cut to face Homestar Runner}'' are we just gonna talk about crowns all day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta'-'bou'-wha'?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crowns! You know! For coloring! A box of crowns!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' You mean, crayons? Cray-ons?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks angry}'' Oh, I don't need this. I'm going to the liberry! To read me some pie-pie comics!

''{Return to view of Marzipan and Strong Bad from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What kind of grades does Homestar get?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, roots and grass, mostly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Roots and grass? What're those, like, D's? D minusesses?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, they're F's.

''{Cut back to the last page of the coloring book.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys. Prepare to make some dermal discoveries!

''{Strong Bad begins to draw with the Dermal Discoveries "crayon." Nothing happens.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the— what's wrong with this stupid crown—on?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan in front of the table.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, didn't I tell you? Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're ''all'' special!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I never had any doubts that all your students were ''{uses hand quotes}'' "special", Marzipan.

''{Cut to close up on Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And they're made from 100% pressed bunson, so they double as a healthy snack! Mmm! ''{eats a "Crimson Suggestion" and leaves.}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the table. A bundle of Marzipan's "crayons" appears in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''LARRY:''' ''{singing, his words appear under the bundle of "crayons."}'' Pressed bunson, you know it's pressed bunson. Preeeeow!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down as Larry sings the last word.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...the crap is pressed bunson?

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Homestar reportcardnew.png|thumb|170px|They're life blossoms!]]
*Click on "Dear awesome" after Strong Bad mentions "Red Iculous" to see a "Dear Awesome" colored crayon.
*Likewise, click on "some crayon" and see a "Some Crayon" colored crayon.
*Click on "L.U.R.N." on Homestar's shirt when he walks up to Marzipan to see the [[:Image:LURN logo corrected.png|logo]] for [[L.U.R.N.]], or "Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally."
*Click on the word Murder on the chalkboard after Strong Bad asks about Homestar's grades to see his report card.
*At the end, click on the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] to see the whole thing (it comes up in a new window). It has three pages and two colors not featured in the email. You can color it with the included crayons, or [[Printables|print it out]].

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*The [[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's Oscilloscope|device next to The Cheat]] is an [[Wikipedia:Oscilloscope|oscilloscope]].
*"Special" is often used as a euphemism to refer to developmentally challenged people.
*On the page of the Limozeen coloring book where Larry is crossed out to reveal Strong Bad serenading the "of age" groupies, they are wearing Canadian flag tops. Those "of age" to consent in Canada are 14 and above.

===Trivia===
*The crayons in the Easter egg contain two colors not featured in the email: "Roadie [[Puking|Puke]] Green" and "Sweet Boots Brown".
*This is the first time we see Marzipan in Strong Bad's house.
*The coloring book Easter egg originally did not have an "Undo" button to go back a step when coloring, so if you made a mistake well into your drawing, you'd have to erase it all. It was added later.
*In the drawing of the coloring book where Larry is serenading the "of-age" ladies, he is holding a [[G]] chord on the guitar.
*This is the first Email in over a month to include the standard text for The Paper. In [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement A]], it told viewers to watch the next email and in [[retirement B]] it was unclickable and admitted to liking hushpuppies. It was not seen at all in [[Missing Lappy]], released inbetween cliffhangers and retirement.

===Remarks===
*The Lappy's "toe" (which was removed in [[cliffhangers]] and was missing in [[retirement]]) is back.
*The cards above the chalkboard read "4, I3, (, I>, 3, I=, 6, #, 1" which are [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] representations of the letters A through I.
*This is the first/closest The Cheat has gotten to saying a word in English ("Okay") outside of his [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons, although some of his [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|The Cheat noises]] have strongly suggested English phrases in the past.
*Both [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] and [[Perry Palaroncini|Perry]] are wearing blue shirts with white stars, in the style of Homestar's shirt.
*If you download the Flash file for the Limozeen coloring book Easter egg directly to your computer, it will ask you if you want to print a page when you open it.
*Each member of Limozeen seems to change appearance (hairstyle, instrument) in most of the pictures in the coloring book, making it hard to distinguish them from one another.
*Despite claims to the contrary in the coloring book, Limozeen could not have had a "webmaster" in 1989. The [[Wikipedia:World Wide Web|world's first web browser]] was not written until 1990.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was first released, "blossom" was misspelled as "blossum" in the [[:Image:LURN logo.png|T-shirt]] and [[:Image:Homestar reportcard.png|report card]] Easter eggs, and "animals" was misspelled as "animas". These have since been fixed.
*The coloring book originally misnamed several of the crayons in comparison to their email counterparts. Groupie Lipstick Red was incorrectly named "Rockin' Red" while Tight Shiny Purple was named "Ballad Purple". This has since been fixed.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad uses the same [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected telephone]] to speak to The Cheat over the intercom that he used in [[replacement]].
*The scribble above The Cheat's head also appeared in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad has previously defaced and satirized picture books in [[kids' book]] and [[That Time of Year]].
*The "'air' guitar" image is identical to an image of Gary in the Limozeen laser show in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When Strong Bad is coloring the Limozeen picture, the music is the same as the music that plays while he is drawing [[Trogdor]] in [[dragon]].
*Homestar calling Marzipan "Teacherman" is an example of him [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|pronouncing "man" as "m'n"]]
*This is another appearance of [[Preeeeow]], the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] describing The Paper's sound effect.
*"TURD" is a [[Wikipedia:vulgarism|vulgarism]] for [[Whatsit|whatsit]].
*The fact that Strong Bad drew The Cheat peeking out from behind [[Limozeen]]'s grill is a reference to [[Where's The Cheat?]], in which it is revealed that The Cheat lives in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*The cards above the chalkboard use the same [[Fonts|font]] as the [[Compy 386]] (Commodore 64).
*Bubs uses a [[Bubs's Keytar|keytar]] in [[cheatday]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] is a well known company that makes art supplies such as [[Wikipedia:Crayon|crayons]].
**"Laser Lemon" is the name of an actual [[Wikipedia:List of Crayola crayon colors|Crayola color]].
**"Blizzard Blue" also existed at one point, but has since been replaced with "Inchworm".
**"Skin Flesh" is also a possible reference to when Crayola renamed their color "Flesh" to "Peach" in 1962, partially to avoid racial discrimination.
*The lyrics "Grab a box of sixty-four with a sharpener a-built right in" from "Colorin' (Outside the Lines)" refers to a standard Crayola 64-crayon box. These boxes usually have a plastic crayon sharpener built into the back.
*On the air guitar page, Strong bad has 'colored' a basketball jersey similar to that of the Los Angeles Lakers onto Gary.
**On the same page of the coloring book, the basketball player on the right very much resembles [[Wikipedia:Larry Bird|Larry Bird]].
*The band member wearing a bear mask is a reference to musician [[Wikipedia:John Mayer|John Mayer]] who sometimes dresses in a bear costume in order to meet and talk with fans before concerts without the fans realizing who he is.
*"Montesodium" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of the words "Montessori" and "Monosodium".
**[[Wikipedia:Montessori method|Montessori Schools]] are a very progressive and non-traditional schooling system used in many private schools throughout the world. It focuses on allowing children to learn at their own pace and doing away with perceived forms of competition like grading.
*The page Strong Bad tries to color says "Larry is screamin' like a demon..."; he is also shown singing with his tongue hanging out. [[Wikipedia:Gene Simmons|Gene Simmons]] of the rock band Kiss is well-known for his extraordinarily long tongue, and is also known as "The Demon".
*Homestar leaving to go read "[[Pie|pie]] pie comics" may mean he wants to read [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] comics.
*The coloring book makes mention of staying at the [[Wikipedia:Ramada|Ramada]], a well-known hotel chain.
*It's Grilla Time is a reference to "It's Miller Time", which is a famous slogan of [[wikipedia:Miller Brewing|Miller Brewing Company]]. It's also why they're holding [[Cold One|Cold Ones]] at the time.
*The subtitle on the Limozeen book, "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada", is written in the [[Fonts|font]] created and used by British heavy metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]].
**Room 302 is also a major plot device in ''[[Wikipedia:Silent Hill 4: The Room|Silent Hill 4: The Room]]'', a horror game produced by [[Wikipedia: Konami|Konami]].
*When the Cheat is told by Strong Bad to stop making the lemons that have lasers on them, a black scribble appears above his head. It looks very similar to the scribbles on top of the characters in "[[Peanuts]]" that appeared when they were mad.
*"Soy is also murder" may be a reference to the second album by alternative rock band
[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]], entitled [[Wikipedia:Meat is Murder|Meat is Murder]].
*When Marzipan said "Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than the rest" it sounded very much like the "everyone is equal" technique used in communism

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail160.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail160.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:limo coloringbook.html|View the coloring book]]
*[[HR:limo coloringbook.swf|View the Flash file for the coloring book]]
*[[Forum:10080|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Occupations

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:40:29 GMT

Nihim: added mariachi band to king of towns servants occupation list (the movies)

The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
!Character
!Jobs
|-
|[[Homestar]]
|
* [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]])
* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
* Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
* Actor ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
|-
|[[Pom Pom]]
|
*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
|-
|[[Strong Bad]]
|
* Office worker ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[4 branches]], [[dullard]])
* Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* News anchor ([[local news]])
* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Lifeguard ([[keep cool]])
* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
* Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]])
* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
|-
|[[The Cheat]]
|
* Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Marzipan]]
|
* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Strong Mad]]
|
* Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
|-
|[[Strong Sad]]
|
* Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
|-
|[[Coach Z]]
|
* Coach
* Referee ([[montage]])
* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]])
|-
|[[Bubs]]
|
* Shopkeeper
* ISP operator ([[isp]])
|-
|[[The King of Town]]
|
*King
*Food marketer
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
|-
|[[Homsar]]
|
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
|-
|[[Marshie]]
|
* Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
|-
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
|
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
|-
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|
* Mortgage broker
* Used car salesman
* Movie theater usher
|-
|-
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|
*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
|-
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
|
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]],a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Occupations

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:35:23 GMT

Nihim: Took out links of when coach Z was a coach and when bubs was a shopkeeper, because this is always generally true.

The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
!Character
!Jobs
|-
|[[Homestar]]
|
* [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]])
* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
* Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
* Actor ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
|-
|[[Pom Pom]]
|
*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
|-
|[[Strong Bad]]
|
* Office worker ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[4 branches]], [[dullard]])
* Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* News anchor ([[local news]])
* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Lifeguard ([[keep cool]])
* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
* Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]])
* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
|-
|[[The Cheat]]
|
* Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Marzipan]]
|
* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Strong Mad]]
|
* Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
|-
|[[Strong Sad]]
|
* Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
|-
|[[Coach Z]]
|
* Coach
* Referee ([[montage]])
* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]])
|-
|[[Bubs]]
|
* Shopkeeper
* ISP operator ([[isp]])
|-
|[[The King of Town]]
|
*King
*Food marketer
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
|-
|[[Homsar]]
|
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
|-
|[[Marshie]]
|
* Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
|-
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
|
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
|-
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|
* Mortgage broker
* Used car salesman
* Movie theater usher
|-
|-
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|
*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
|-
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
|
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]]
|}

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Occupations

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:32:31 GMT

Nihim:

The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
!Character
!Jobs
|-
|[[Homestar]]
|
* [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]])
* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
* Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
* Actor ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
|-
|[[Pom Pom]]
|
*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
|-
|[[Strong Bad]]
|
* Office worker ([[Biz Cas Fri]], [[4 branches]], [[dullard]])
* Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* News anchor ([[local news]])
* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Lifeguard ([[keep cool]])
* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
* Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]])
* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
|-
|[[The Cheat]]
|
* Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Marzipan]]
|
* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
|-
|[[Strong Mad]]
|
* Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
|-
|[[Strong Sad]]
|
* Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
|-
|[[Coach Z]]
|
* Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Referee ([[montage]])
* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]])
|-
|[[Bubs]]
|
* Shopkeeper ([[part-time job]], [[Cool Things]])
* ISP operator ([[isp]])
|-
|[[The King of Town]]
|
*King
*Food marketer
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
|-
|[[Homsar]]
|
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
|-
|[[Marshie]]
|
* Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
|-
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
|
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
|-
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|
* Mortgage broker
* Used car salesman
* Movie theater usher
|-
|-
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|
*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
|-
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
|
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]]
|}

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations

Nihim — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:07:56 GMT

Nihim: nominated gooblies

This page is used to nominate articles you think should be featured on the [[Main Page]]. Feel free to add your nominations below in alphabetical order, but please check the [[HRWiki:Featured articles|Featured articles]] page to be sure the article hasn't already been added.

Previously featured articles are in bold.

*[[-'d]]
*'''[[1-Up]]'''
*'''[[20X6]]'''
*[[A. Chimendez]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*'''[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]'''
*[[Analysis of Homsar%27s Speech Patterns]]
*[[April Fool's 2006]]
*[[Arrow'd Guy]]
*'''[[Audition with Marzipan]]'''
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[The Beatles]]
*[[Because It's Midnite]]
*[[Big Knives]]
*[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Block]]
*'''[[Blue Laser]]'''
*'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''
*'''[[Bobby Blackwolf Interview - 5 Sep 2005]]'''
*[[Bookazon.com]]
*[[Bowler Hats]]
*[[Bread]]
*[[Breakfast Cereal]]
*'''[[Bubs]]'''
*'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''
*'''[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]'''
*[[Butt-Patting]]
*[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Carol]]
*[[Castlefunnies]]
*[[Chad Eikhoff]]
*[[Character Evolution]]
*'''[[Character Videos]]'''
*[[Characters' Contacts]]

*'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''
*[[Cheerleader]]
*[[Cherry Greg]]
*'''[[Coach Z]]'''
*'''[[Cold One]]'''
*'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Cool Tapes]]
*'''[[Cool Things]]'''
*[[Couch Mumbling]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*'''[[Crap]]'''
*[[Crapfully Yours]]
*'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''
*[[Cross-dressing]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]]
*[[Dan]]
*'''[[Dancin' Bubs]]'''
*[[Dangeresque (film series)]]
*'''[[Decemberween]]'''
*[[DELETED]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Donnie Chapman]]
*[[Double Deuce]]
*[[Doug the Dino]]
*'''[[Downloads]]'''
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Duck Guardian 2]]
*[[Ducks]]
*[[Duct Tape]]
*[[Dullard]]
*[[Eh! Steve!]]
*'''[[Email]]'''
*[[Email Processing Room]]
*'''[[Everything Else]]'''
*'''[[Experimental Film]]'''
*[[Explosions]]
*'''[[Fall Float Parade]]'''
*'''[[Fan Stuff]]'''
*[[Fat Bluebird]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*'''[[Flash Store]]'''
*'''[[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006]]'''
*'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''
*[[Fluffy Puff]]
*[[Fonts]]
*'''[[Fortune Cookies]]'''
*'''[[Fourth Wall Breaks]]'''
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*'''[[Free Country, USA]]'''
*'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation]]'''
*[[Gavin]]
*[[Gooblies]]
*[[Gremlin]]
*[[Grumblecakes]]
*'''[[Hairstyle Runner]]'''
*'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
*'''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]'''
*'''[[Hallrunner]]'''
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[Hanging Objects]]
*[[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*[[Heavy Lourde]]
*'''[[Holidays]]'''
*'''[[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)]]'''
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Jr.]]
*'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Quiz]]'''
*'''[[Homestar Talker]]'''
*'''[[Homestarmy]]'''
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
*'''[[Homsar]]'''
*'''[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]]'''
*[[Ice Cream]]
*[[If I Ran the Camera]]
*[[Impersonations of other characters]]
*'''[[Integral Article]]'''
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Kevin]]
*[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
*[[Kicking The Cheat]]
*[[King of Town's Castle]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*'''[[Lack of Visible Arms]]'''
*'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*'''[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]'''
*'''[[Limozeen]]'''
*[[Litigation Jackson]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]
*[[Maggot Man]]
*[[Main Page Glitches]]
*'''[[Main Pages]]'''
*[[Main Page 23]]
*'''[[Marshie]]'''
*'''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan]]'''
*'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]
*[[Mellow Mushroom]]
*[[Middle School Variation]]
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]'''
*[[Missing Lappy]]
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]]
*[[Mountain Dew]]
*'''[[Museum]]'''
*[[Naked Ned]]
*[[Nebulon]]
*[[New Boots]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*[[No Loafing Sign]]
*[[Office Space]]
*'''[[Old-Timey]]'''
*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
*[[On Point Kings]]
*'''[[Original Book]]'''
*[[Pants]]
*[[Peanuts]]
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''
*'''[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]'''
*[[Peasantry]]
*'''[[Podstar Runner]]'''
*'''[[Pom Pom]]'''

*[[Population: Tire]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Potate]]
*'''[[Powered by The Cheat]]'''
*[[Prance]]
*'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
*'''[[Quote Of The Week]]'''
*'''[[Random Toon]]'''
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[References To Icons (Halloween Costumes)]]
*'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''
*[[Rejected Costumes]]
*[[Rhino Feeder]]
*[[Rock Opera Context]]
*[[Rock Opera Visuals]]
*[[Russ T]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]]
*'''[[Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005]]'''
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]'''
*'''[[Secret Pages]]'''
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Señor]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
*[[Sightings]]
*'''[[Sketchbook]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (museum)]]'''
*'''[[Sketchbook (video)]]'''
*[[Soapbox]]
*[[So and So]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Sterrance]]
*[[Stickly Man]]
*'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]
*[[Stop Sign]]
*'''[[Store]]'''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]]
*'''[[Strong Bad]]'''

*[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
*'''[[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
*'''[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*'''[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Lore]]'''
*'''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''
*[[Strong Bad Smiling]]
*[[Strong Bad's Basement]]
*'''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]'''
*[[Strong Bad's Technology]]
*'''[[Strong Badia]]'''
*[[Strong Badia National Anthem]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*'''[[Strong Libs]]'''
*'''[[Strong Mad]]'''
*[[Strong Mad's Room]]
*'''[[Strong Sad]]'''
*[[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]]
*'''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]'''
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]
*'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*'''[[Tangerine Dreams]]'''
*[[Tape leg]]
*[[Tee Bee]]
*[[Teenage Variation]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]'''
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]
*'''[[That Time of Year]]'''
*[[The Athletic Field]]
*[[The Battle of Strong Badia]]
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
*'''[[The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[The Cheat]]'''
*[[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
*[[The Field]]
*'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''
*[[The Homestar Runner]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
*'''[[The King of Town]]'''
*[[The King of Town's Grill]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[The Luau]]
*'''[[The Office]]'''
*'''[[The Paper]]'''
*'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''
*[[The Show]]
*[[The Stick]]
*[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[The Thnikkaman]]
*[[The Virus]]
*[[The Wheelchair]]
*'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''
*[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
*[[Trogador]]
*'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''
*[[TV Shows]]
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu]]'''
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*'''[[Videlectrix]]'''
*[[Viidelectrix]]
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''
*[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]
*'''[[What are you supposed to be?]]'''
*[[Whatsit]]
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*'''[[Ye Flask]]'''
*'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''
*[[Zubs and Coach B]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[12:00]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[50 emails]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[alternate universe]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[animal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[army]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[best thing]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[bottom 10]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[caffeine]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[candy product]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[cliffhangers]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[crying]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[current status]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[death metal]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[different town]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[disconnected]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[do over]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[dragon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[english paper]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[flashback]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[for kids]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[garage sale]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[ghosts]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[gimmicks]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[guitar]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[highschool]]'''
*Strong Bad Email: [[homsar]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[invisibility]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[japanese cartoon]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[kids' book]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[labor day]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[lady fan]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[lunch special]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[modeling]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[monster truck]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[montage]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[narrator]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[personal favorites]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[retirement]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[road trip]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[rock opera]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sibbie]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[sisters]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[some kinda robot]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[suntan]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[stunt double]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[tape-leg]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[techno]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[theme park]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[vacation]]
*Strong Bad Email: [[video games]]
*'''Strong Bad Email: [[virus]]'''

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Alcohol

Nihim — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:18:13 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:Cold One Premium Alcoholic Screen Saver.png|thumb|Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones]]
In addition to [[Cold One|Cold Ones]] (and other varieties of Ones), there are many references to '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|alcohol]]''' in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, [[Strong Bad]] suggests lighting a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine.
*[[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[Bears|bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.
*[[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad claims that both he and [[The Cheat]] once got drunk off of [[Wikipedia:Soy sauce|soy sauce]], causing Strong Bad to think he could fly [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to the [[The Moon|moon]], and The Cheat to try to eat it.
*[[dangeresque 3]]: Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at their screen.
*[[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
*[[radio]] — [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "High-ball!"
*[[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] word formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
*[[space program]] — During the SBASAF slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
*[[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve liquor.
*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]". An okratini is a martini served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with [[Listerine]], an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is a term used to describe a recovering alcoholic getting drunk again.
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.

===Other Appearances===
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] — Background two includes a broken beer bottle, and also a beer mug.
*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] — Includes "Drunk Drivers".
*[[The Luau]] — Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk.
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg hooch, a homemade whiskey that is produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Hawley-Smoot Tariff|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
*[[New Boots]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad comments about [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martinis]] going to people's heads.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — One of the [[Blue Laser minion]]s askes [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and a martini, which is alcoholic.
[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:20:40 GMT

Nihim: fixing grammar error

Europa-pean Lobster

Nihim — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:16:37 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|thumb|Taste those buttery clawmeats!]]
The so-called '''Europa-pean lobster''' is a [[wikipedia:Lobster|lobster]] that falls to earth inside [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Rocket|rocket]] after he fires the rocket high in the air using an air compressor. Strong Bad had previously launched the rocket in the hope that it would catch a [[wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa-pean]] lobster. When the rocket lands, the lobster emerges from within it, next to the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. The whale kindly asks the lobster to sever its leg, which it does, and then the whale eats it. The whale then launches into the air via its own rocket.

It's unknown whether the lobster is actually from the moon Europa or some other place.

"Europa-pean lobster" is a play on the [[wikipedia:European lobster|European lobster]].

The Europa-pean lobster may be a reference to the possibility of life underwater on [[wikipedia:Europa|Europa]].

== Appearences ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Drive-Thru]]

==See also==
*[[Gooblies]]

[[Category:Characters]]

Europa-pean Lobster

Nihim — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:16:08 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|thumb|Taste those buttery clawmeats!]]
The so-called '''Europa-pean lobster''' is a [[wikipedia:Lobster|lobster]] that falls to earth inside [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Rocket|rocket]] after he fires the rocket high in the air using an air compressor. Strong Bad had previously launched the rocket in the hope that it would catch a [[wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa-pean]] lobster. When the rocket lands, the lobster emerges from within it, next to the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. The whale kindly asks the lobster to sever its leg, which it does, and then the whale eats it. The whale then launches into the air via its own rocket.

It's unknown whether the lobster is actually from the moon Europa or some other place.

"Europa-pean lobster" is a play on the [[wikipedia:European lobster|European lobster]].

The Europa-pean lobster may be a reference to the theory there is life underwater on [[wikipedia:Europa|Europa]]

== Appearences ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Drive-Thru]]

==See also==
*[[Gooblies]]

[[Category:Characters]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:25:25 GMT

Nihim:

{{mamnav|14|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|thumb|"They need all the firepower they can get."]]

In this installment, Coach Z has shin tryouts, Strong Sad plans [[Holidays|April Fools]] pranks, Crack Stuntman gives guns to pandas, Strong Bad imitates a phone robot, and Homestar doesn't know what he's talking about.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Gunhaver|Crack Stuntman]], {{film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

'''Release Date:''' March 5, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:06

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine

== Transcript ==

=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message.

=== Message 6 ===
'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Coach Z! Just calling to remind yous that spring shin tryouts are just around the corner. Don't forget to bring your shin-guards and your shin-pads and your shin-protectors and your shin-rub. Don't worry about shin-balls, we'll provide those, but this'll be your week to bring the shin-snack, so, you know, bring orange slices or some Cheetos or... Pretty much anything orange works for a good shin-snack. And get ready to scrimmage our bitter rivals, Skins.

=== Message 5 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Homestar... and, um... crap. What was I calling you for? I was gonna ask you something... about... something. Aw, never mind. If I think of it, I'll call you back. Now give me that beep!

=== Message 4 ===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Hello? This is the King of April Fool's Day pranks, calling her Majesty, the Queen of April Fool's Day pranks. Remember that time we replaced everybody's toilet paper with 100% post-consumer recycled toilet paper? Nobody knew what hit 'em! Literally, they didn't know that we had done that! So for this year, I was thinking we could make everyone a cinnamon-apple crisp, but tell them it's a ginger-apple crumble. I know, I know, I'm so bad! But we could get into some serious trouble for this one. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be talking about it on the phone. Uh, uh, ''{begins talking at a faster pace}'' slow pitch racquetball? I'd love to play slow pitch racquetball! In fact, that's what this whole conversation's been about. Okay, so along!

=== Message 3 ===
'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Hello, Marzipan. THIS is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor that's handsomely paid to do the voice of ''{pauses; attempting to remember the name}'' Gunhaver ''{pronounces it "Gun-hay-ver"}'' on the Cheat Command-show. As national spokesperson for a charitable wildlife organization, I'm demanding that you stop protesting in our rallies! ''{Pistols for Pandas poster appears}'' Pistols for Pandas is a just cause! These are stupid, fat, slow creatures we're talking about. They need all the firepower they can get. Last year alone, the PFP put handguns in the paws of no fewer than 300 underprivileged and unarmed pandas. And what do you care? People like you don't even eat panda! This is Crack Stuntman, signing off. And signing autographs at the North Garden Ridges Hills Mall this Saturday! ''{sings to the tune of the "Buy all our playsets and toys!" theme}'' Da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!

=== Message 2 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jerkily throughout, as if he's an automated phone robot}'' Hello—Marzipan. This is—Nadine—Automated Menu Burger—calling from—Trusted—Financial—Institution. To check on the status of an existing gigantic butt, please press or say—"gigantobutt"—now. Or—to place a new—six foot Italian sub—in—Strong Bad—'s—hands, please hang up—and do that mess—right now. I'm sorry—I didn't catch that. I think you said—"gigantobutt". If this is correct, please press or say—"yes." I'm sorry—I think you said—"yes." If this is correct, please press or say—"total yes." I'm sorry—I didn't catch that. Let's start again. To check on the status—of an existing butt that's so big it has its own Congressman, please press or say— ''{Gets cut off by the beep}''

=== Message 1 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Marzipan, I remembered what it was! I'm actively sinking in quicksand! So, if you have any vines or roots that you can toss my way, I would be really, really still alive. Now bring that beep back!

==Easter Eggs==
*After Homestar's second message, click on the tape holder:
*:''{Homestar is in the Field at nighttime, sitting in the [[Kiddie Pool]] from [[stunt double]], which is full of sand, and has a telephone in it. The sign on the sandbox reads "QUiCK SAnD"}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighs and sings}'' Somewheres, out theres... ''{a shooting star goes overhead}''

== Fun Facts ==

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===Explanations===
*"Skins" as a team name refers to the practice of playing pick-up games in certain sports as [[wikipedia:Shirts_and_Skins|Shirts and Skins]].
*[[Wikipedia:Wheatgrass|Wheatgrass]] is a vitamin-rich plant used in many health foods.
*[[Wiktionary:lanai|Lanai]] is the Hawaiian word for 'porch'.
*Mauka is Hawaiian for toward the mountains, makai is Hawaiian for toward the ocean.
*Congressmen and women to the [[Wikipedia:United States House of Representatives|United States House of Representatives]] are assigned to congressional districts, which are apportioned to states based on relative population size.

===Trivia===
*This is the first Marzipan's Answering Machine to show a location other than Marzipan's house.

===Remarks===
*Currently, the link from the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], on the remote, is directed to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]].

===Inside References===
*Coach Z's message may be a reference to Marzipan's [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible legs]] (though Marzipan herself claims to have shins in [[date]]).

===Real World References===
*Homestar sings the [[Songs|song]] "Somewhere Out There" (which was also mentioned and sung by Strong Bad in the commentary for [[rock opera]]) from ''[[Wikipedia:An American Tail|An American Tail]]'', but adds an "s" to the end of "somewhere" and "there".
**Homestar's second reference to the beep, "Bring that beep back!," refers to a [[Wikipedia:Sampling (music)|sample]] used in a handful of early '90s DJ tunes, in which the DJ stops the music and a voice yells "Bring that beat back!" This is prominently used in the song "Spin That Wheel" by Hi Tek 3 on the soundtrack to the [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheetos]] are an orange cheese-flavored snack food.
*Wheatgrass-tini is an obvious reference to a martini, which is an alcholic drink.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer14.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]
*[[HR:answer14.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]
*[[Forum:10927|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2"]]

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Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:16:41 GMT

Nihim:

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana''' has been mentioned several times but never seen. Nana must be supportive of The [[Blue Laser Commander]] (possibly her son) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard | backyard]]. The Blue Laser Commander has also aked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions | minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "UNDERSTANDABLE!"

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:16:17 GMT

Nihim:

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:16:02 GMT

Nihim:

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana''' has been mentioned several times but never seen. Nana must be supportive of The [[Blue Laser Commander]](possibly her son) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard | backyard]]. The Blue Laser Commander has also aked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions | minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "Understandable!"

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:14:29 GMT

Nihim: final touches to page I created

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana''' has been mentioned several times but never seen. His Nana must be supportive of her son's (or some other relationship's) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard | backyard]]. The Blue Laser Commander has also aked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions | minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "Understandable!"

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:13:58 GMT

Nihim:

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana''' has been mentioned several times but never seen. His Nana must be supportive of her son's (or some other relationship's) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her [[backyard | Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]]. The Blue Laser Commander has also aked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions | minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "Understandable!"

Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:11:41 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:nanasbackyard.png|thumb|right|300px|"The burgers are done, sir."]]

'''Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard''' is where [[Blue Laser]]'s "secret desert hideout" is located in the short [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. Blue Laser relocated there to fool the [[Cheat Commandos]] and have them search for a non-existent [[The Desert|Secret Desert Headquarters]]. Blue Laser appears to have taken their [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|operations computer]] with them, which allows them to keep an eye on the Cheat Commandos.

The seclusion of Nana's Backyard and the safety it offers Blue Laser makes it a perfect venue for grilling [[Wikipedia:bratwurst|bratwursts]] and [[Wikipedia:hamburger|hamburgers]], although the Cheat Commandos somehow find the relocated headquarters (thanks to their favorite cereal) and end Blue Laser's operations there.

Nana's Backyard is one of the areas available in paper form from [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]], complete with a miniature [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]].

The relocation of Blue Laser headquarters to Nana's Backyard is the first known mention of The [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:playsets/nanasyard.jpg|download Nana's yard playset]]
*[[HR:playsets/nanasyard_compy.jpg|download Nana's compy playset]]
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[[Category: Cheat Commandos Places]]

Blue Laser

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:08:27 GMT

Nihim: linked to blue laser commander nana page

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]] and apparantly a rather large laser tank fleet. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

==Members==
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
*[[Blue Laser Minion]]s
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
*[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (possibly)

==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Blue Laser Commander's Nana

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:07:06 GMT

Nihim:

The [[Blue Laser Commander]] has made a couple references to his Nana. His Nana must be supportive of her son's (or some other relationship's) organization, for she allowed him to relocate the Blue Laser headquarters to her backyard. The Blue Laser Commander has also aked one of his [[Blue Laser Minions | minions]] to grind up a thanksgiving meal and spread it on Nana's gums. The direct order was disobeyed by the minion to which the commander replied "Understandable!"

Blue Laser

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:59:38 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]] and apparantly a rather large laser tank fleet. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

==Members==
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
*[[Blue Laser Minion]]s
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
*The Blue Laser Commander's Nana (possibly)

==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Blue Laser

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:49:33 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]]. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

==Members==

-[[Blue Laser Commander]]

-[[Blue Laser Minions]]

-Blue Laser Twins

'''Possibly'''

-The Blue Laser Commander's Nana
==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Blue Laser

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:48:59 GMT

Nihim: fixed blue laser minions part of members section

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]]. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

==Members==

-[[Blue Laser Commander]]

-[[Blue Laser Minions]]

-Blue Laser Twins

'''Possibly'''

-The Blue Laser Commanders Nana
==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Blue Laser

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:47:57 GMT

Nihim: Added members section

[[Image:blue-laser.PNG|thumb|right|250x179px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
'''Blue Laser''' is an evil organization that is the sworn enemy of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. They plan to take over the planet using various schemes. Sometimes they are attacked by the Cheat Commandos, even if they are doing nothing wrong. They are a parody of [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|COBRA]], the principal evildoers of the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoons, upon which Cheat Commandos is based. This can be seen in the fact that Blue Laser:

*Has a [[Blue Laser Commander|Commander]] with a high squeaky voice and a partially obscured face
*Threatens to blow up the ocean (as Cobra threatened to do in one G. I. Joe episode)
*Succeeds only in blowing up its own [[Blue Laser minion|minions]]
*Fires lasers of opposite color than the heroes (in this case, blue—the same color Cobra used in the G. I. Joe cartoon)
*Wears Cobra-inspired uniforms—blue bodysuits with their organization's logo positioned on the center of the chest

Blue Laser has a fairly high-tech operation, including a [[Blue Laser Supercomputer|supercomputer]]. Despite the possible technological edge that Blue Laser may have over the Cheat Commandos, they manage to fail horribly in everything they do.

==Evil Schemes==
As an evil league of violence, Blue Laser naturally has several plans for world domination. These plans are never successful, as they are always foiled due to the efforts of the Cheat Commandos, as well as their own ineptitude.

*In the original [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], Blue Laser builds and guards a radar dish, for unknown reasons. [[Reinforcements]] destroyed the radar dish with a devastating hit from his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] that left a sole survivor.

*They also had a plan to blow up the ocean, "Operation Ocean Blow", as well as a plan code-named "Operation Don't Crush Ourselves", which seems to be a standing order not to cause [[Wikipedia:Friendly fire|friendly-fire]] incidents due to ineptitude. This plan also failed when [[Firebert]] detonated a mountain using TNT, causing a rockslide to crush two Blue Laser minions.

*Blue Laser unleashed their most deadly scheme in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] when they faked a report of their secret desert base relocating to a secret desert, when in actuality, he had relocated to his [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's backyard]]. This plan almost succeeded, but then [[Crackotage]] dropped the Cheat Commandos a box of Cheat Commandos...O's sugar [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], saving them from exhaustion and leading them to the new hideout. Two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a G. I. Joe cartoon.

*In [[Shopping for Danger]], their plan was to buy [[Grout Clean'r|cleaning products]] on Double Coupon Day at the [[Price Style|Price Style supermarket]]. The Cheat Commandos speculated that with the money that Blue Laser could save from the double coupons, they could buy deadly weapons that could turn babies into gold or screw with the weather to make it snow at the beach, thus destroying beach volleyball. In actuality, Blue Laser bought the Grout Clean'r because they thought the main reason they couldn't defeat the Cheat Commandos was mildew.

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], the [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Firebert]] to smoke some candy (a chocolate bar) with him. His 'plan' fails when [[Silent Rip]] drops a smoke bomb and Firebert lays down some suppressive fire. Then, he almost gets hit by some surface-to-air antioxidant missiles which may have been fired by [[Reinforcements]] (who shows up right after the missiles).

*In [[Let us give TANKS!]], the 'evil scheme,' according to [[Gunhaver]], was to kidnap the Cheat Commandos and force them to sit down to dinner and pleasant conversation. He attempted to stop the plan by ambushing the party through the turkey they were planning to eat, but in actuality, the Blue Laser Commander had just invited them over for Thanksgiving dinner. Gunhaver was also invited, but Silent Rip didn't give him the invitation because he was afraid that he would do something exactly like he did. The Cheat Commandos won by default, but to add certainty to it, Gunhaver had set up a nuclear device in the oven, which went off and blew up the [[Blue Laser Cottage]].

==Members==

-[[Blue Laser Commander]]

-[[Blue Laser Minions | Blue Laser Minion]]

-Blue Laser Twins

'''Possibly'''

-The Blue Laser Commanders Nana
==Remarks==
*Actual [[Wikipedia:Blue laser|Blue Lasers]] are currently used for certain medical applications (e.g. corrective eye surgery), and are used prominently in the [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray_Disc_Association|Blu-ray Disc Association's]] [[Wikipedia:Blu-ray Disc|Blu-Ray]] and the [[Wikipedia:DVD_Forum|DVD Forum's]] [[Wikipedia:HD-DVD|HD-DVD]] high capacity disc formats.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let Us Give TANKS!]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos]][[Category:Organizations]]

Blue Laser Minion

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:43:54 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:BL_Minions.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Blue Laser Minions]]
[[Image:blminion.png|thumb|left|"I never doubted you were a lady, Sir. Ma'am."]]
'''Blue Laser Minions''' are the foot soldiers of [[Blue Laser]], an organization of evil that does evil stuff for mysterious reasons. The minions are led by [[Blue Laser Commander]], but they are usually defeated by the [[Cheat Commandos]].

The Blue Laser minions wear blue bodysuits with the Blue Laser emblem on the chest, head visors, and blue patches on one arm. Just about every sentence they say ends in "sir", whether or not it is actually addressed to a superior (or a man, for that matter). Each one speaks in the same monotone voice, a reference to the fact that, to this day, many cartoons use only one or two different voices for generic foot soldiers. While more recent cartoons have explained this phenomenon by claiming that all soldiers are robots programmed with the same voice (or are clones of the same person), viewers in the '80s were expected to ignore the fact that every single member of various armies sounded exactly the same. This was addressed in the recent Cheat Commandos episode [[Let us give TANKS!]], in which the Blue Laser Commander, frustrated by not being able to tell the difference between his different minions, throws a carving fork into the eye of one, and exclaims, "There! Now you're the one with the fork stuck in your eye!"

In the [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], six Blue Laser Minions went to build and protect [[The Stick|a radar dish]], but [[Reinforcements]] successfully destroyed it with his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] and crushed all but one of the enemy squad. On a second mission, two Minions were sent to protect the Blue Laser mountain headquarters, from which the Blue Laser Commander was planning to blow up the ocean. However, [[Firebert]] blew a part off the headquarters with explosives, crushing the two guards. In the [[Cheat Commandos...O's|Cheat Commandos...O's commercial]], two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoon. In their latest appearance, [[Let Us Give TANKS!]], two were seen helping Blue Laser prepare Thanksgiving dinner. The Commander sticks a fork in one of their eyes so he can tell them apart. Although in the commercial six of the minions were seen guarding a laser dish, only two have ever been seen in the Cheat Commandos cartoons at a time, which could mean there are only two Blue Laser minions. Conflicting evidence has been seen though, when the [[Green Helmets]] were under attack lasers were flying in, and large squad of Blue Laser vehicles has also been seen firing at the cheat commandos, which means there has to be more than just the two who are with the Blue Laser Commander.

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[:Category:Blue_Laser_minion_Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]

Blue Laser Minion

Nihim — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:33:27 GMT

Nihim:

[[Image:BL_Minions.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Blue Laser Minions]]
[[Image:blminion.png|thumb|left|"I never doubted you were a lady, Sir. Ma'am."]]
'''Blue Laser Minions''' are the foot soldiers of [[Blue Laser]], an organization of evil that does evil stuff for mysterious reasons. The minions are led by [[Blue Laser Commander]], but they are usually defeated by the [[Cheat Commandos]].

The Blue Laser minions wear blue bodysuits with the Blue Laser emblem on the chest, head visors, and blue patches on one arm. Just about every sentence they say ends in "sir", whether or not it is actually addressed to a superior (or a man, for that matter). Each one speaks in the same monotone voice, a reference to the fact that, to this day, many cartoons use only one or two different voices for generic foot soldiers. While more recent cartoons have explained this phenomenon by claiming that all soldiers are robots programmed with the same voice (or are clones of the same person), viewers in the '80s were expected to ignore the fact that every single member of various armies sounded exactly the same. This was addressed in the recent Cheat Commandos episode [[Let us give TANKS!]], in which the Blue Laser Commander, frustrated by not being able to tell the difference between his different minions, throws a carving fork into the eye of one, and exclaims, "There! Now you're the one with the fork stuck in your eye!"

In the [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Commercial]], six Blue Laser Minions went to build and protect [[The Stick|a radar dish]], but [[Reinforcements]] successfully destroyed it with his [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] and crushed all but one of the enemy squad. On a second mission, two Minions were sent to protect the Blue Laser mountain headquarters, from which the Blue Laser Commander was planning to blow up the ocean. However, [[Firebert]] blew a part off the headquarters with explosives, crushing the two guards. In the [[Cheat Commandos...O's|Cheat Commandos...O's commercial]], two minions were seen parachuting after a barbecue grill had exploded, parodying the way that no one would ever really die in a [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G. I. Joe]] cartoon. In their latest appearance, [[Let Us Give TANKS!]], two were seen helping Blue Laser prepare Thanksgiving dinner. The Commander sticks a fork in one of their eyes so he can tell them apart. Although in the commercial six of the minions were seen guarding a laser dish, only two have ever been seen in the cheat commandos cartoons, which could mean there are only two blue laser minions. Conflicting evidence has been seen though, when the green helmets were under attack, which means there has to be more than just the two who are with the Blue Laser Commander.

== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[:Category:Blue_Laser_minion_Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]

User:Nihim

Nihim — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:00:54 GMT

Nihim:

Oh yeah, this is gonna be awesome...

Characters

Nihim — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:23:35 GMT

Nihim: Fixed new section, need a picture of Mister Slashy-Man though

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here]]
This page contains lists of the various [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

__TOC__

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:MontageStrongBad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:strongmad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:strongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Bishop]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:mr bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:senor.png|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:TheRobot.png|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:UmpireHomePlate.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly_Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Pseudocharacters ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:horriblepainting.PNG |<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:Thedenzel.png|<center>'''[[The Denzel]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:cinderblock.jpg|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Announcer Man.PNG|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:teh goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Marshie Mother.PNG|<center>'''[[Marshie#Marshie's Mother|Marshie's Mother]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:dapplerswindler.png|<center>'''[[The Dapper Swindler]]'''</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.GIF|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don_knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]'''</center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Bad Guy]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar_in_highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan_in_highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_Bad_in_highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_Mad_in_highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Mad|Teenage Strong Mad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Bad|Baby Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Sad|Baby Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium_single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
<gallery>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:vectorstrongbadthumb.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:little strong sad.gif|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor_Thy_Dungeonman_Characters#Sir_Lance_and_the_Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Marching_Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrix logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
Characters created by another character (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own universes outside of Free Country USA, and rarely interact with the main characters from the Homestar Runner universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Strong badman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]'''</center>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Grossman]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Movie/Television Characters ===
Characters from movies in the Homestar Runner universe.
<gallery>
[[Caleb Redbaer]](picture not availible)
[[Mister Slashy-Man]]
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface Action Figure.PNG|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:BL Minions.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:larry Palaroncini.gif|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:gary palaroncini.gif|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:space mary.gif|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>
=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.gif|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>