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Scroll Button Songs

Orangeman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:49:42 GMT

Orangeman:

{{cleanup|Mirror Glitch}}
[[Image:Scroll Button Song.png|thumb|"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow! Ooh!"]]
{{about|list of all scroll button songs}} {{for|DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs|Scroll Button Songs (video)}}

The '''Scroll Button Song''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]].

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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Song !! width="275" | Time Featured !! width="70" | Listen
|- id= "SB-2009-08-31"
|*sings Mega Man 3 theme song*
GaAY sEEexX

Pom Pom

Orangeman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:45:50 GMT

Orangeman: replaced the page with '{{charnav|Pom Pom|pp|Strong Sad|Marzipan}} Pawm Pawm aka P-squaredraep is the evilest of evils. He purchases smiley face cookies and eats them often. Little does anyone kno…'

{{charnav|Pom Pom|pp|Strong Sad|Marzipan}}

Pawm Pawm aka P-squaredraep is the evilest of evils. He purchases smiley face cookies and eats them often. Little does anyone know that he is a homosexual ball of inflated potato chips. He is HOEMSTOR's best friend and rapist partner.

Strong Sad

Orangeman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:44:42 GMT

Orangeman: replaced the page with '{{charnav|Strong Sad|ss|Strong Mad|Pom Pom}} Strong Sad, aka Professor Chicken Breast, is a douchefag who trolled seventeen forums before being killed by his retarded homic…'

{{charnav|Strong Sad|ss|Strong Mad|Pom Pom}}

Strong Sad, aka Professor Chicken Breast, is a douchefag who trolled seventeen forums before being killed by his retarded homicidal brother Stong Q. Bags.

Strong Bad Email

Orangeman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:41:14 GMT

Orangeman:

<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:202px;"><div class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;border-bottom:1px #CCC solid;margin-bottom:4px;padding-bottom:4px">[[hr:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]</div>[[File:Compé email.png|200px|Strong Bad checks his email.]]<div style="padding-top:4px">Strong Bad checks his email.</div></div></div>
'''Strong Bad Email''', frequently shortened to '''sbemail''', was originally a small feature in which [[Strong Bad]] would answer a fan-sent email and commonly mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. The animations were initially brief, but gradually the responses grew to establish numerous [[inside jokes]], and [[running gags]] and catchphrases, as well as [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|spin-offs]], such as [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], [[Hremails]], the minor character [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Trogdor]], and even the main character [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad Email includes numerous [[Easter egg]]s and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails, such as [[japanese cartoon]], [[video games]], and [[theme song]], are satirical views of particular aspects of popular culture.

Introduced in 2001, Strong Bad Email has historically been the most frequently updated feature of [[homestarrunner.com]], but was put on hiatus from September 2008 to June 2009. [[The Brothers Chaps]] stated in interviews that they wanted to focus on other characters and vary their output.[http://mag.awn.com/index.php?ltype=pageone&category2=&article_no=3983&page=1] Email 200 just happened to be a round number at which to take a break.[http://omgnintendo.blogfaction.com/article/108144/one-year-of-wiiware-matt-and-mike-chapman-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people/]
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==Strong Bad Emails==


===[[Compé]] Era ===
''(August 2009 — present)''
<blockquote class="compe email menu" style="background:url(/images/thumb/e/e3/compeBackCatalog.png/800px-compeBackCatalog.png) no-repeat bottom;">
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
204. [[dictionary]] air jordan! 
203. [[independent]] 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
</autocolumn>
</table>
<div class="overlay"></div>
</blockquote>
----

===[[Corpy NT6]] Transition===
''(July 2009)''
<blockquote class="corpy email menu">
<div id="subject">Corpy Remote Work Email - NO PERSONAL EMAILS!</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
202. [[imaginary]] 
</autocolumn>
</table>
<div style="padding: 0.2em;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>
----

===[[Lappy 486]] Era===
''(November 2004 — June 2009)''
<blockquote class="lappy email menu">
<div>subject: sb_email menu</div>
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
201. [[hremail3184]] 
200. [[email thunder]] 
199. [[being mean]] 
198. [[magic trick]] 
197. [[your edge]] 
196. [[hiding]] 
195. [[love poems]] 
194. [[specially marked]] 
193. [[rated]] 
192. [[shapeshifter]] 
191. [[buried]] 
190. [[licensed]] 
189. [[pet show]] 
188. [[fan club]] 
187. [[winter pool]] 
186. [[environment]] 
185. [[nightlife]] 
184. [[diorama]] 
183. [[yes, wrestling]] 
182. [[business trip]] 
181. [[web comics]] 
180. [[slumber party]] 
179. [[pizza joint]] 
178. [[bike thief]] 
177. [[original]] 
176. [[hygiene]] 
175. [[concert]] 
174. [[mini-golf]] 
173. [[the paper]] 
172. [[more armies]] 
171. [[underlings]] 
170. [[rough copy]] 
169. [[from work]] 
168. [[your funeral]] 
167. [[the movies]] 
166. [[unnatural]] 
165. [[strong badathlon]] 
164. [[looking old]] 
163. [[what I want]] 
162. [[the chair]] 
161. [[4 branches]] 
160. [[coloring]] 
159. [[retirement]] 
158. [[cliffhangers]] 
157. [[trading cards]] 
156. [[road trip]] 
155. [[theme song]] 
154. [[keep cool]] 
153. [[redesign]] 
152. [[isp]] 
151. [[senior prom]] 
150. [[alternate universe]] 
149. [[candy product]] 
148. [[disconnected]] 
147. [[lady fan]] 
146. [[pop-up]] 
145. [[myths & legends]] 
144. [[narrator]] 
143. [[technology]] 
142. [[secret identity]] 
141. [[death metal]] 
140. [[highschool]] 
139. [[portrait]] 
138. [[space program]] 
137. [[bedtime story]] 
136. [[geddup noise]] 
135. [[lady...ing]] 
134. [[record book]] 
133. [[bottom 10]] 
132. [[modeling]] 
131. [[boring (really)]] 
130. [[do over]] 
129. [[garage sale]] 
128. [[rampage]] 
127. [[long pants]] 
126. [[best thing]] 
125. [[rock opera]] 
124. [[secret recipes]] 
123. [[origins]] 
122. [[dreamail]] 
121. [[part-time job]] 
120. [[radio]] 
119. [[animal]] 
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>
----

===[[Compy 386]] Era===
''(September 2002 — November 2004)''
<blockquote class="compy email menu">Volume in drive C: has no label 
Directory of C:\sbemail\updated somedays 
<table class="emaillinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
118. [[virus]] 
117. [[montage]] 
116. [[extra plug]] 
115. [[time capsule]] 
114. [[the facts]] 
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]] 
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>
----

===[[Tandy 400]] Era===
''(August 2001 — September 2002)''
<blockquote class="tandy email menu">
<div style="border:none;background:none;text-align:center;padding-left:17%"> FILENAME  - updated mondays</div>
<table class="emailgreenlinks">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]] 
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 Wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</autocolumn>
</table>
</blockquote>

==DVD Releases==

*Emails 1-200 have been released on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] 6-disc DVD series. There is also a best of selection, [[SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]].

===DVD Emails===

The following emails only appear on the DVD set:

*[[Greeting Cards]] (Bonus Email #1)
*[[E-mail Birds]] (Bonus Email #2)
*[[Videro Games]] (Bonus Email #3)
*[[Family Resemblence]] (Bonus Email #4)
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] (Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] Email)
*[[Accent]] (Bonus Email #5)
*[[Comic Book Movie]] (Bonus Email #6)

==Podstar Runner Releases==
Beginning January 30, 2006, Strong Bad emails were released under a feature called [[Podstar Runner]]. They have featured popular [[Toons]], [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squads]], and Strong Bad Emails in .m4v format. They are designed to be viewed on a Fifth Generation Apple [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]], but are workable on a variety of other portable media players. These emails are featured or have been featured through this service (in order of release, top left being the earliest, bottom right being the latest):

<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="4" width="20%">
*[[techno]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[japanese cartoon]]
*[[kids' book]]
*[[crying]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[virus]]
*[[guitar]]
*[[video games]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[sisters]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[theme park]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[army]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[best thing]]
*[[caper]]
*[[mascot]]
*[[geddup noise]]
*[[isp]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[garage sale]]
*[[monster truck]]
*[[action figure]]
*[[radio]]
*[[spring cleaning]]
*[[replacement]]
*[[technology]]
*[[haircut]]
*[[animal]]
*[[highschool]]
*[[theme song]]
*[[mile]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[strong badathlon]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[the movies]]
*[[your funeral]]
*[[from work]]
*[[rough copy]]
*[[underlings]]
*[[more armies]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[original]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[yes, wrestling]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[fan club]]
*[[pet show]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[buried]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
*[[rated]]
*[[specially marked]]
*[[love poems]]
*[[hiding]]
*[[your edge]]
*[[magic trick]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[email thunder]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Numbers 99½B, 118½, 158½ and 199½B are not linked to from anywhere on the site.
*202½. [[Compy Catalog]] (Strong Bad buys a new computer for checking emails.)
*200½B. [[April Fool 09]] (Strong Bad "sbemailiarizes" the Intro to homestarrunner.com.)
*200½A. [[Sbemailiarized!]] (Strong Bad explains how old toons can be recycled into Strong Bad Emails.)
*199½B. [[Page Load Error]] (Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 200 before it was released.)
*199½A. [[Place ya bets!]] (Its HTML file is "sbemail199andahalf". In it, [[The Deleteheads]] try to predict what will be in Strong Bad Email #200.)
*193½B. [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] (The reading of the story takes place after what appears to be a Strong Bad Email.) 
*193½A. [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] (This email is an advertisement for a game that was in the making and never actually appeared on the Strong Bad Email page)
*191½. [[Rotten Eggs]] (A message made by the splattered rotten Easter egg reads, "Sbemail Next Week.")
*170½. [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] (A deleted scene from [[from work|sbemail 169]])
*158½. [[Lappynapped!]] (Messages on Strong Bad's answering machine, as the Lappy is missing.)
*152½. [[Weclome Back]] (Strong Bad tries to show an email he checked over summer vacation (in midair, no less), but hits "stop" instead of "record" on the video camera.)
*149½. [[Sbemail 150?!?]] ([[Strong Sad]] tries to get Strong Bad to do his 150th email.) 
*136½. [[Sick Day]] (A failed attempt at an email due to sickness striking the entire cast.) 
*127½. [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] ("The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.)
*118½. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] (Broken Compy Menu.) 
*99½B. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] (Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.)
*99½A. [[Puppet Time]] (A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB")
*84½. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] (A message was taped onto the Compy on the Strong Bad Email menu that read "made a new teen girl squad")
*68½B. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] (A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.)
*68½A. [[King of Town Email]] ([[The King of Town]] tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.)
*66½. [[Arcade Game]] (Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.)
*59½. [[Superbowl Dealie]] ([[The Paper]] reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week.")
*36½. [[TV Time Toons Menu]] (Placing the mouse over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu. See [[Wireless Bizness]].)

==Strong Bad Email Menus==

*1–32 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html Tandy 400 menu]
*33–34 [[Broken Tandy Menu]]
*35–40 [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
*41 [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|Vacation menu]]
*42–118 [[HR:sbemail.swf|Compy 386 menu]]
**Between 55 and 56 [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
**Between 118 and 119 [[Broken Compy Menu]]
*119–201 [[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Lappy 486 menu]]
*202 [[HR:sbemail_corpy.swf|Corpy NT6 menu]]
*203-Current [[HR:sbemail.html|Compé menu]]

==Milestones==
Whenever Strong Bad reaches an email milestone, such as 100 or 200, the email will be special or at least some note will be taken. Thus far, five emails have been considered milestones.

*50. [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad checks 50 emails (or attempts to) in honor of it being his 50th email check.
*100. [[flashback]] — The email is done in widescreen. [[Marzipan]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Old Timey Strong Bad]], and [[Limozeen]] congratulate him on his 100th email. Upon the Compy indicating that he has checked 100 emails with a special screen, Strong Bad says "email" 100 times. [[Homestar]] says "Happy 100th birthday, Strong Bad".
*125. [[rock opera]] — features scenes and at least one word from all of Strong Bad's emails.
*150. [[alternate universe]] — Strong Bad goes into many alternate universes featuring alternate versions of himself, which at the end accompany him in a supergroup ballad. Called the "sesquicentennemail".
*200. [[email thunder]] — The email song is a grand fanfare written by [[They Might Be Giants]] and sung by [[The Poopsmith]]. The email also ends with a screen listing the first 200 sbemails.

Frequently, a "teaser" toon is released a week before a milestone email in order to play off the anticipation for the upcoming milestone. The teaser toons so far have been [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] (teasing viewers hoping to view email 100 before it was released); [[Sbemail 150?!?]] (in which Strong Sad tries to convince Strong Bad to check email 150 and writes a proposed storyboard for it); [[Place ya bets!]] (in which [[the Deleteheads]] speculate on what will happen in email 200); and [[Page Load Error]] (in which the Deleteheads camp out at the sbemail200.html URL).

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Some time during mid-2003, "updated mondays" on the main Strong Bad Email Menu changed to "updated somedays." Nothing like this is even noted in Lappy, Corpy or Compé-era emails.
*On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "<tt>dir /p</tt>", a [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
*Not including Not Quite Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has checked 232 emails as of [[independent]].
*As of [[being mean]], it would take 9 hours, 42 minutes, and 34 seconds  to watch every Strong Bad email, including the DVD exclusives but excluding clickable Easter eggs. Including clickable Easter eggs, it would take 10 hours, 35 minutes, and 37 seconds. 
*Email #22, "[[sb_email 22]]", was actually made between emails 40 and 41. It was originally skipped and later made and released under the title 'the lost email' right before Strong Bad replaced his computer with the Compy 386.
*As of [[the movies]], Strong Bad Emails make up about 60% of the toons on the site.
*Back in the Tandy 400 era (at least until July 2002), emailing Strong Bad would result in this automated response:
<blockquote>Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid. 
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough, 
I'll answer it on the site. 
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright. 
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it. 
[[HR:processing.html|Click Here]] to see us in action! 
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes. 

Watch me while I'm awesome, 
Strong Bad</blockquote>

The link in the automated response leads to the [[Email Processing Room]].
*After [[Random Toon|random.bat]] was implemented, the email list comes from the [[Secret_Pages_XML_Source#Random_Toon_XML_File|rando.xml]] file. Before this, it was included in the Flash file.
*Occasionally, there is a [[Acknowledged Update Delays|lengthy gap]] between email updates. This is sometimes recognized at the start of the next email, as in [[army]], [[geddup noise]], [[redesign]], and [[hremail3184]].
*[[butt IQ]], [[CGNU]], [[3 Wishes]], and [[what I want]] are the only emails with capital letters in their titles.
*Typing sbemail.swf in the address bar will take you to the Flash file for the [[Compy 386]] era.

===Remarks===
*At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward 2006]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] gave a list of [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|five things not to email Strong Bad about]]. Additional information about which emails are selected were given in a later [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007#Email|radio interview]].
*During most emails, you see the back of Strong Bad's head when he sits in front of the computer, which is why he often starts a new line before the text reaches the right side of the computer's screen. However, on the Strong Bad Email menu, you don't see his head at all. This is probably so the viewers can use the bottom scroll button without anything in the way.
*During [[Lappynapped!]], [[retirement|retirement A]], [[retirement|retirement B]] after when the Lappy was kidnapped, and after [[hremail3184]] when the Lappy is destroyed, it was still used for the Strong Bad Email menu.
**If you clicked the random.bat button on the Lappy after [[hremail3184]] was released, Strong Bad would still say the things during the random email selection even though he wasn't still there.
*The Strong Bad Email menu of the Corpy NT6 lacked a random button; however, Strong Bad sung his lines for selecting a random email and a random email will be selected by using a Flash seekbar.
**The Compé menu lacked a random button from its introduction until August 31, 2009, when a new scroll button song was also released.
*The Compé Email Menu zooms in before Strong Bad finishes double-clicking it.
*The Compé Email Menu's "go rando!" button is clickable, even when zooming in.

==External Links==

*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[HR:sbemail_compe.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]
*{{pl|l=mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad}}

==See Also==

*[[Homestar Runner Email]]

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}
{{H*RNav}}
{{recenttoons}}

<noinclude>
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Computer Files]]
[[Category:H*R Navigation]]
</noinclude>
{{subtitlesLinks|sbemail}}

Secret Pages

Orangeman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:40:07 GMT

Orangeman:

NOTE TO ALL EDITORS:

SOMETIMES SOME OF THE SECRET PAGES DON'T WORK! THEY USUALLY COME BACK LATER! DO NOT REMOVE ANY LINKS!
[[HR:weenintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
|-
| [[Image:flagintro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Flag Intro]]''' || Shawtatee, five of those calls were from meeeeee. || [[HR:flagintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
|-id="Old H*R Loading Screen"
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. A parody of the opening to "[[Alfred Hitchcock]] Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old 404 Page
|-
| <center>[[Image:Strong Bad Error.png|100px]]</center> || '''[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]]''' || The error page that was used before [[404'd]]. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the [[Email]] page, [[HR:sberror.jpg|the stylized Strong Bad face]] from the old error page can be seen. || [[HR:errorpage.html|view the error page]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Museum Page
|-id="Original Old Flash Stuff"
|[[Image:Old_Flash_Stuff_First_Lunch ersion.png|100px]] || '''Original [[Old Flash Stuff]]''' || This is the first version of Old Flash Stuff from the [[Museum]]. Unlike the current version, this page includes links to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. || [[HR:oldflash2.swf|View the Flash File]]
|}

== Other Animations ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Other Animations
|-id="Matt_Cake"
| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || '''Matt Cake''' || A [[:Image:MattChapmanwithlittlegirl.jpg|photo]] of [[Matt Chapman]] holding [[Little Girl|his niece]], that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) [[Karen Wagner]]'s birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Dennis Franz]] overlapping Matt's face. The cake appears to say "PATZ" on it. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the Flash file for Matt Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the Flash file for Tire Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "[[Lowercase i's|i]] am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the Flash file for SB Sign]]
|-
| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
|-
| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween Costumes 2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing the "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || The logo for the site's old [http://web.archive.org/web/20020409091217/http://www.homestarrunner.com/guestbook.mv guestbook page (mirror)]. Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any [[swears]], because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|-
| [[Image:Strong_Bad_Message_Bored02.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] Duplicate''' || The current version of Strong Bad's Message Bored under a different URL. || [[HR:bored.swf|View the Flash file for Strong Bad's Message Bored Duplicate]]
|-
| [[Image:handheldgames_postshooter.png|100px]] || '''Alternate [[Handheld Games Menu#Modern Handheld Games Menu|Modern Handheld Games Menu]]''' || A duplicate of the current Handheld Games Menu without the NavBar. || [[HR:handheld.html|View the menu]]
|-id="videlectrix_home"
| [[Image:secret home.png|100px]] || '''h - o - m - e''' || A strange looping animated music video found on the [[Videlectrix]] website. It features a short clip from the song "Home" by [[Wikipedia: Lou Barlow|Lou Barlow]]. It may be unfinished. From 2005 or earlier. || [[Videlectrix:home.html|Watch "h - o - m - e"]] [[Videlectrix:home.swf|View the Flash file for h - o - m - e]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween 2007 teaser.png|100px]] || '''Halloween Teasers''' || Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following [[Halloween]] special. Note that Strong Bad is always replaced with a science fiction character, and something related to the previous year's special will appear after a few seconds. || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|Watch "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween07_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|Watch "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]]
|-
| [[Image:Trogdor_Intro.png|100px]] || '''Trogdor Index Page''' || For the week of Trogday 2008 this was the index page for the website. || [[HR:fivedor.swf|View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page]]
|-
| [[Image:limolive.png|100px]] || '''Limozeen Live Advertisement''' || An ad for a 2008 [[Limozeen]] concert. Also links to [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|View the ad]] [[HR:limolive.swf|View the Flash file for the ad]]
|}

== Downloads ==

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! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Downloads
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| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || [[Printable]] stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.html|View the page]] [[HR:stencils.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|View the Punkin Stencils]] [[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|View the Flash file]] [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|View 2004's Stencils]] (mirror) [[HR:ween_stencils.swf|View 2005's Stencils]]
|-
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
|-
| [[Image:Hstartheme.png|100px|Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] || '''[[Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. || [[HR:hstheme.html|View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] [[HR:hstheme.ZIP|Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]] [[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar Runner Face Screen Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
|-id="smposse"
| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. According to the [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Late Nite JengaJam Interview]], actual stickers were ordered by Mike from stickerguy.com in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]] [[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
|-
| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-
| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || An old wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-
| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-
| [[Image:Hspapercraft.png|100px]] || '''Papercraft Homestar''' || A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by [[User:20eric06|Eric]], originally found by clicking on [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-25|papercraft homestar]] when it was on the site as the [[Weekly Fanstuff]]. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to. ||[[HR:hspapercraft.png|View template]]
|-
| [[Image:Support the municipality desktop.PNG|100px]] || '''Support [[the Municipality]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on March 16, 2006. || [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:TrogdorWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Trogdor]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 14, 2008. || [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:PoopsmithWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Poopsmith]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 28, 2008. Earlier that year, it was used as a [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]]. || [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_d.jpg|1602×1200]]
|}

== Music ==

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
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| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''Because, It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because, It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalia (song)|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-id="Poop Smoke"
| '''Poop Smoke''' || A mashup including [[Poot-Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
|}

== Images ==
Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-

| [[Image:Calibos.gif]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|view calibosgif]]
|-

| [[Image:Dennises.gif]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named [[Dennis]]. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|view dennises.gif]]
|-

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| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-dfsgrid in the background of the Coolest Stuff Ever banner || [[HR:gridback.gif|view gridback.gif]]
|-

| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|view cooltitle.gif]]
|-
| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' || Two unreleased shirts; A dfsof the discontinued Homsar shirt, found on the [[Videlectrix]] website. || [[Videlectrix:/storeflash/shirt_homsar.swf|view Homsar Shirt]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Pom Pom]]. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|view Pom Pom Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Hsglossy.png|100px]] || '''Homestar Runner Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. || [[HR:hsglossy.swf|view Homestar Runner Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Glossy_Strong_Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Strong Bad]]. Rarely used for "autographs." || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|view Strong Bad Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.html|view Marzipan Shirts]] [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|view the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:everybodyknowsiteasteregg1.jpeg|100px]] || '''[[Everybody Knows It]] Production Photos''' || Three behind-the-scenes images of the first [[Puppet Stuff]] video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. || [[HR:puppet1.jpg|view first image]] [[HR:puppet2.jpg|view second image]] [[HR:puppet3.jpg|view third image]]
|-
| [[Image:Oldpodstarrunnerbackground.png|100px]] || '''Podstar Runner background''' || The background used for the [[Podstar Runner]] menu from 2006 to 2007. || [[Podstar:podcast_bkgrd.jpg|view the background]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar Runner Face Screen Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Runner Screensaver]] image''' || An image of the secret Homestar Runner screensaver listed above. || [[HR:hsscreensaver.jpg|View Homestar Runner Screensaver image]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px]] || '''SB Sign''' || A picture of the "i am awesomer than you" animation listed above. || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View SB Sign Flash file]] [[HR:sbsign.gif|View SB Sign GIF file]]
|-
| [[Image:HRCrayon.png|100px]] || '''Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper''' || The wallpaper of a crayon drawing of Homestar from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:hs_crayon_sm.jpg|View Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar_Harvest.png|100px]] || '''Small Harvest wallpaper''' || The wallpaper mirroring the cover of Neil Young's ''Harvest'' album from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:wallpapers/harvestsm.jpg|View Small Harvest Wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Sb_monitor_wallpaper.png|100px]] || '''Small SB monitor wallpaper''' || The wallpaper of Strong Bad with the Tandy 400 from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:wallpapers/sbmonitorsm.jpg|View Small SB monitor wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Duckpond_wallpaper_small.png|100px]] || '''Small Duck Pond wallpaper''' || The wallpaper of the Atari duck pond from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:wallpapers/duckpondsm.jpg|View Small Duck Pond wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Marshmallows_wallpaper_small.png|100px]] || '''Small Marshmallows wallpaper''' || The wallpaper of marshmallows from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:wallpapers/marshmallowssm.jpg|View Small Marshmallows wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Waffle_wallpaper_small.png|100px]] || '''Small Waffle House wallpaper''' || The Waffle House parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available

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| [[Image:Seriously.PNG|100px]] || '''Small Seriously wallpaper''' || The Apple parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download. || [[HR:seriouslysm.jpg|View Small Seriously wallpaper]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom_Pom_tile.png|100px]] || '''Alternate Pom Pom tile''' || An expanded version of the Pom Pom wallpaper from the Downloads section. || [[HR:pomtilesm.jpg|View Alternate Pom Pom tile]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar_head_icon.png|50px]] || '''Alternate Homestar head icon''' || A slightly different version of the icon of Homestar's head in the Downloads section. || [[HR:hr.ico|View Alternate Homestar head icon]]
|-id="tdytbkgrd"
| [[File:youtubebkgrd2.png|100px]] || '''TDougland Youtube Background''' || The background image on [http://www.youtube.com/user/tdougland TDougland's] YouTube account. Hosted on the [[Videlectrix]] site.|| [[Videlectrix:youtubebkgrd2.jpg|View TDougland Youtube Background]]
|-
| [[Image:2posters.png|100px]] || '''2 Posters''' || An image of two Homestar Runner posters, found on the [[Videlectrix]] website. || [[Videlectrix:2posters.jpg|View 2 Posters]]
|}

== Other ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| <center>[[Image:This is strongbad.png|100px]]</center> || '''Strong Bad Default''' || A page saying "this is strongbad" || [[HR:default.htm|view Page]]
|- id="emailupdates"
| <center> [[Image:Updatespage.png|100px]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
|-
| <center> [[Image:Updates_error.png|100px]]</center> || '''Email Updates Error page''' || The error message for the above updates signup page. || [[HR:updateserror.html|View the page]]dsaddsads
|-
| <center> [[Image:Updates_signup_confirmation.png|100px]]</center> || '''Email Updates Confirmation''' || The page that appeared following signing up for email updates. || [[HR:updatesconfirm.html|View the page]]
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