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User:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 21:31:56 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: G'bye.

I'm leaving.

I don't know anyone here, and the forum, especially, really shattered it.

"JoeyDay, if you have any respect left for the wiki, delete this forum now." --Gemini (RIP, kid.)

So.

Goodbye.

I can't say it's been nice knowing you, because it hasn't, and I'm not a good liar.

User:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 04:53:28 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

I'm considering leaving the wiki. The forum kind of ruined it. I can't stand anybody on the forums anymore, and I can't make a thread without it getting locked, even when it follows all the rules. And -somehow- somebody's already posted something exactly the same. And as for the religion/politics discussion...

...you know, I used to think you guys were decent people. Way to go, you've proved me wrong. Especially you, IJ. For some reason, you used to be nice. I guess not.

User talk:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 04:49:51 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

Sorry I had to kill [[Slightly Shotgunned Compy]], but it was second. -- 24.58.1.117

I made it when it was midnight and TBC changed it at 12:05 am on that day. How could it be second?

Items

Osiris-Kitty — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:48:12 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: /* Strong Bad's */

Items often seen and/or used by characters.
== Computers ==
=== Strong Bad's ===
* [[Compy 386]] (His current computer, destroyed by [[Bubs]] in [[virus]], currently on sale at his Concession Stand)
* [[Tandy 400]] (His old computer, currently belongs to [[The King of Town]])
* [[Block]] (His sunday computer)
* [[Slightly Shotgunned Compy]] (The remains of SB's precious Compy)

=== Others ===
* [[Tangerine Dreams]] (The Cheat's iMac computer)
* [[Pom Pilot]] (Pom Pom's PDA)
* [[Box Computer]] (Strong Mad's faux-computer)
* [[Blue Laser Supercomputer]] (the computer used by [[Blue Laser]])
* [[The Screen]] (computer used by [[The Cheat Commandos]])

== Instruments ==
*[[Carol]]
*[[The Cheat's keyboard]]
*[[Bubs' keytar]]
*[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]

== Food/Drinks ==
=== Fluffy Puff... ===
*[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmallows]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights|Air Puffed Sugar Delights]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Mayo]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Malloweens|Malloweens]]

=== Others ===
*[[Melonade]]
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Coldson Lite]]
*[[Swiss Cake Roll]]
*[[Potate]]
*[[Schenectady Crispies]]
*[[Grumblecakes]]
*[[Cheat Commandos O's]]
*[[Tofu]]

== Misc. ==
*[[TeeBee]] (TV in the current toons menu page)
*[[Telebision]] (TV in the old toons menu page, now in [[Strong Bad's Basement]])
*[[The Paper]]
*[[Big Knife]]
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*[[Trivia Time]] cookie jar
*[[No Loafing Sign]]
*[[ATM machine]]
*[[Ab-Abber 2000]]
*[[Video Camera]]

== See also ==
*[[Store]]

Slightly Shotgunned Compy

Osiris-Kitty — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:45:48 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: A page about the new but not nessecarily improved Compy--Slightly Shotgunned Compy.

As of 12:05 AM on Monday, Nov 22, the Compy has a piece of paper taped over its hole with the list of e-mails on it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/osiriskitty/shotgunned.png

If you wait for about 8 seconds after loading the page, you can hear and see a little conversation between Bubs and Homestar. It appears that Homestar is buying the busted Compy from Bubs in this little cartoon.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You want how much? That's preposterous! What kind of shady Bubs business you runnin' here, anyways? A Bubsness? Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister!

'''BUBS:''' ''{humming as he appears from the back of the stand}'' Doo doo doo...alright. I'm back.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Nothing.

'''BUBS:''' Who were you just talkin' to?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, nobody. Everybody. Strong...Mad.

'''BUBS:''' Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to ya. He flew away.

'''BUBS:''' Homestar, did you come up here for a reason?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, freedom?

'''BUBS:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Liberty. I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile.

'''BUBS:''' Well, why didn't you say so? I got one right here. Just in. Fresh from the factory goodness.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks from Bubs to the shotgunned Compy, then back again}'' ''{frowns}'' Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?

'''BUBS:''' Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to ya. You're not gonna find a better deal.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Sold! Sold! Sold!

Slightly Shotgunned Compy

Osiris-Kitty — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:45:03 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: A page about the new but not nessecarily improved Compy--Slightly Shotgunned Compy.

As of 12:05 AM on Monday, Nov 22, the Compy has a piece of paper taped over its hole with the list of e-mails on it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/osiriskitty/shotgunned.png

If you wait for about 8 seconds after loading the page, you can hear and see a little conversation between Bubs and Homestar. It appears that Homestar is buying the busted Compy from Bubs in this little cartoon.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You want how much? That's preposterous! What kind of shady Bubs business you runnin' here, anyways? A Bubsness? Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister!
'''BUBS:''' ''{humming as he appears from the back of the stand}'' Doo doo doo...alright. I'm back.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Nothing.
'''BUBS:''' Who were you just talkin' to?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, nobody. Everybody. Strong...Mad.
'''BUBS:''' Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to ya. He flew away.
'''BUBS:''' Homestar, did you come up here for a reason?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, freedom?
'''BUBS:''' What?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Liberty. I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile.
'''BUBS:''' Well, why didn't you say so? I got one right here. Just in. Fresh from the factory goodness.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks from Bubs to the shotgunned Compy, then back again}'' ''{frowns}'' Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?
'''BUBS:''' Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to ya. You're not gonna find a better deal.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Sold! Sold! Sold!

User talk:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Thu, 04 Nov 2004 03:04:42 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

Double deuce. -flips off-

User:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Thu, 04 Nov 2004 03:04:27 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you remember me? I used to be your girlfriend. Until I found out about the modestly hot girl you were dating. Then I smacked you with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm sorry, just so you know. I shoulda used one of those marshmallow things. 
Sincerely, 
Osiris 
[http://www.kitei.net www.kitei.net] 
P.S. If you make fun of Homestar, I'll smack you with a baseball bat. 

STRONG BAD: Oh, crap! {dashes off} Osiris is like...out to get me! 

Hi. I'm Osiris, as you can tell. Not much to say about me here...so here's a picture of my with my face on the scanner. 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/osiriskitty/picome.png 

kitei.net is really my site. Mine. 

I'm 13, brunette with brown eyes, and my favorite colors are purple, blue, silver, and black. 

My favorite character is probably Homsar...favorite TGS is What's Her Face, and my first SB email was "dragon." Trogdor is spiffy.

User:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Sat, 09 Oct 2004 00:55:49 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

Hey-hey, I'm an Osiris, the Goddess of Doom and Big Firey Explosions. Not much to see here, so move along.

Thomas

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:17:38 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon/thomas.png

'''Thomas''' is a small alien creature that appears in [[Teen Girl Squad]] episodes. He first makes his apperance in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS2]], when he hits [[What's Her Face]] in the knees with a bat. It's been implied that he and What's Her Face are now dating.

He's also a skateboarding pro, as shown by his...

'''''Late 360� Shove it to Boneless!!...'d!!'''''

A clue to Thomas and WHF possibly dating is that when WHF thinks she has a chance with the [[No I in Team Boy]], he hits her with a bat. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS7]], WHF thinks she has a chance with the younger Thomas. He might have hit her with a bat because he was jealous of the No I in Team Boy and wanted her to stay with him.

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Thomas

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:15:49 GMT

Osiris-Kitty:

So and So

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:11:32 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: /* Biography */

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/tgs-soso.PNG [[Image:Kiddie_SoAndSo.PNG]]

== Biography ==
'''So and So''' is the smartest of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] girls, but mostly lacks common sense. She wears a plaid skirt, and is often carrying around thick textbooks. She also seems the most into shopping. In the first issue, she was the first one to die, and did so by being fried by the [[Visor Robot]] (VOIP). In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2| TGS2]], she went out with the "[[No I In Team Boy]]" boy very briefly; for about 2 seconds before he got CHILDREN'D. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4| TGS4]], she fell down the Fighting Growlbacks Sprit Bottomless Pit with her imaginary boyfriend, Brett Bretterson. She has fashion sense, school spirit, is math crazy, is on the student council, wears a one-piece and wants a savings bond. Her real name is Kristen, though it's only used in the first cartoon. (She's also called Kristina in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1| first cartoon]])

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Teen Girl Squad

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:09:07 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: /* Issues */

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4622/teengirlsquad.png

== Summary ==
In the Strong Bad email [[comic]], a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series. Teen Girl Squad centers on four high school teenage girls -- [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] -- who like to buy clothes and attract cute boys. Unfortunately, they are all-too-often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination.

== Issues ==
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
:[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] (Decemberween Special)
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]

== Fun Facts ==
*In the [[Toons]] menu if you hold mouse over the Teen Girl Squad button, you get a different description of each girl.
**Cheerleader: Hair products!
**So and So: Plaid skirt!
**What's Her Face: Baggy clothes!
**The Ugly One: Drill team!

*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squad menu page you get a different quote from a different girl. They are:
**The Ugly One: "teacher just called me 'young man'"
**The Ugly One: "i'm in love with liquid paper."
**What's Her Face: "nothing is cool."
**So and So: "on a roll with Honor Roll"
**Cheerleader: "you can't be popular AND smart"
**Cheerleader: "lets have a boy/girl party!"
**All: "SO GOOD!"

*In addition to the random quotes, Cheerleader wears a different shirt each time you load the menu page. They are:
**"2 cute"
**"rich grrl"
**"boy monger" (with :P face)
**"party thyme"
**"hott type"
**"solid gold"
**"2 cool 4 u"

*The title of the Teen Girl Squad menu page reads: "T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html Teen Girl Squad Menu]

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]]

Teen Girl Squad

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:07:56 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: /* Issues */

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4622/teengirlsquad.png

== Summary ==
In the Strong Bad email [[comic]], a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series. Teen Girl Squad centers on four high school teenage girls -- [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] -- who like to buy clothes and attract cute boys. Unfortunately, they are all-too-often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination.

== Issues ==
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
:[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] (Decemberween Special)
:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
:[[Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

== Fun Facts ==
*In the [[Toons]] menu if you hold mouse over the Teen Girl Squad button, you get a different description of each girl.
**Cheerleader: Hair products!
**So and So: Plaid skirt!
**What's Her Face: Baggy clothes!
**The Ugly One: Drill team!

*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squad menu page you get a different quote from a different girl. They are:
**The Ugly One: "teacher just called me 'young man'"
**The Ugly One: "i'm in love with liquid paper."
**What's Her Face: "nothing is cool."
**So and So: "on a roll with Honor Roll"
**Cheerleader: "you can't be popular AND smart"
**Cheerleader: "lets have a boy/girl party!"
**All: "SO GOOD!"

*In addition to the random quotes, Cheerleader wears a different shirt each time you load the menu page. They are:
**"2 cute"
**"rich grrl"
**"boy monger" (with :P face)
**"party thyme"
**"hott type"
**"solid gold"
**"2 cool 4 u"

*The title of the Teen Girl Squad menu page reads: "T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html Teen Girl Squad Menu]

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]]

Arrow'd Guy

Osiris-Kitty — Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:05:43 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: /* Description */

== Screenshot ==
http://www.makesmepeaceful.com/bmg.gif
== Description ==
Also known as the "ARROWED guy" and the "CHILDREN man." This is the guy who constantly kills members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He appears in every issue and has a distinctive voice and a huge mouth. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, and a ship captain (Gosh, I wonder how much money this guy makes... or how much free time he has!). The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows:

*Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
*Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend with a CHILDREN truck.
*Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells [[The Ugly One]] some Pan-Asian Cuisine, which makes her MSG'D.
*Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.
*Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs [[So and So]] in half.
*Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets 3 noses?
*Teen Girl Squad 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days.

Also appears 404ing [[The Ugly One]] when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and 'ARROWED!!!' is missing. See: [[404'd]]

As of issue 7, all of the Teen Girl Squad members have suffered a Man with the Huge Mouth attack.

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters | Man With the Huge Mouth, The]]

User talk:Osiris-Kitty

Osiris-Kitty — Sun, 19 Sep 2004 20:38:27 GMT

Osiris-Kitty: Osiris's little profile thing updated.