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That a Ghost

Pgj1997 — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 02:29:44 GMT

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[[Image:thataghost.png|thumb|"I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"]]

The Old-Timey characters seek a reward for the capture of a ghost.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Fat Dudley}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Sneak}}, {{Film|Strong Man}}, [[The Guys]], {{Film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}}, [[Old-Timey Ghost]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]] (Old-Timey), [[The Old Pietimer Place]], [[Punkin Patch]], [[Cholera Acres Cemetary]], Clothing Store (Easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy!

'''Date:''' Monday, October 18, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:44

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{The following titles appear:}''
{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
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| align=center |THE HOMESTAR RUNNER 
 
IN 
 
A "SCARY" 
CAR-TOON
|}

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
"That A Ghost"

Presented in Grand Old 
Sound-O-Vision

copyright 1937
|}

''{Open to Old-Timey Marzipan with a plate of bones on the table}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We haven't eaten in weeks.

''{The camera zooms out to reveal The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley standing behind Old-Timey Marzipan.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guess what I read in the news-papper today.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' I can't guess.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost.

''{Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan. The screen flickers for a brief moment.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' You read that a ghost what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{cut to closeup}'' I read that a ghost is.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{cut to wide shot}'' You read that a ghost is what?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telescope. Fat Dudley and the Homestar Runner can be seen in the telescope's reflection. The camera pans along the telescope to reveal that nobody is watching it on the other end. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, standing nearby reading a newspaper, with the Strong Man and the Sneak silhouetted in the background.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners top reward of 26 and one pennies.

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man, and The Sneak}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{The Sneak wiggles his nose}''

''{Danger music. Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in front of a gate signed 'Pietimer'. A spooky house can be seen in the background.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's check out the old Pietimer place.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' We should split up.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We can do more damage that way.

''{They walk in. Cut to a closeup of Old-Timey Marzipan with a teacup on a table.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{lifts the teacup}'' Under here?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, who is looking at a bookshelf full of books with ghost-related titles, and one book titled 'A Goodtime Story'.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hrmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.

''{He removes 'A Goodtime Story'. He opens the book with a POOF!, and a moth flies out.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just a moth. ''{He tries to eat the moth, but it flies away.}'' Dernit!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Marzipan looking under a plate.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Under here? ''{Spiders run out.}''

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner walking past a set of portraits. The portrait on the left, marked "Mr. Pietimer", appears to be watching him. The picture on the right is labeled "Cory".}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious. ''{He lifts it off the wall, revealing two one-eyed crows with a label reading "The Guys".}'' It's just two weird one-eyed crows. Aw, phooey!

''{Cut to Fat Dudley amidst some barrels, holding a cigar and raising a jug marked 'XXX'. The Homestar Runner pops out of a barrel.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?

'''FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{musical noises}''

''{Cut to outside the house. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley are standing inside the gate.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.

''{Cut to Cholera Acres Cemetary, then to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak in front of a grave. The gravestone reads "Eustice Pietimer (skinflint and junk codger)".}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Listen smoothly, The Sneak. ''{The Sneak stands up on his hind legs.}'' We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!

''{Cut to Strong Man holding a shovel.}''

'''STRONG MAN:''' Raaar!

''{Cut back to Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak. The Sneak moves his nose.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' What what? Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel. It's my newest invention! Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.

''{Cut to Strong Man, who is now tapping his foot on another grave in time to The Homestar Runner's dance music. The tombstone reads "Unmarked Grave (Son of Mark Grave)". Old-Timey Bubs's head comes up out of the grave.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Would you please keep it down?

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley in the Punkin Patch.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' The Homestar Runner, I'm ''{slowly and in an exaggerated manner}'' suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{in the same slow and exaggerated manner}'' But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-''SUH''-scared!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' ''{smiles}'' Hooray!

''{Cut back to Cholera Acres Cemetary. The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley enter and meet Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak, who have dug up the grave of Eustice Pietimer.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!

'''OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' Where's the ghost?

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.

''{Sickly Sam rises out of the grave and floats above it.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's no ghost. That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Criminy crickets! Foiled again!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then where's the real ghost?

''{A black-cloaked ghost with spindly arms fades in, floating above the tombstones and making a motorcycle-like noise.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes bulging}'' Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. ''{Rather than screaming, he merely "says" his scream. His skin falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Wa-a-a-a-a-a! ''{Also "saying" his scream. His skin also falls off, leaving his skeleton.}''

''{Cut back to the ghost, which fades away, then to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Marzipan (who has also turned into a skeleton.}''

'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN:''' At least we'll never go hungry again.

'''SKELETAL THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cept for Fat Dudley. ''{Cut to skeletal Fat Dudley, who is 'eating' a shoe with a soup spoon, with a jug labeled 'XXX' nearby.}'' He's livin' the high life.

'''SKELETAL FAT DUDLEY:''' ''{makes musical noises}''

''{Transition accompanied with closing music, to:}''

{| style="background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #000; padding: 3em; margin: 3em; width: 17em;"
| align=center |
THE END
|}

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "D" in "THE END" to see Old-Timey Strong Bad shopping for gold pants.

:''{Show Old-Timey Strong Bad's skeleton in the "Men's Slacks" section of a clothing store. He is trying to pull up a pair of pants, but they repeatedly fall down. Strong Man's skeleton is in the background.}'' 

:'''SKELETAL OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=skinflint skinflint] is a person who would save, gain, or extort money by any means.
*A [http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=codger codger] is a mildly eccentric and usually elderly fellow.
*[[Wikipedia:Corn pone|Corn pone]] is a bread-like dish made from corn meal that is traditionally fried in butter, lard or bacon grease. It is a popular food in the southern United States, and is also known as cornbread.
*[[Wikipedia:Cholera|Cholera]] is an intestinal disease that caused multiple fatalities in developed countries around the time this cartoon is said to take place. This was largely due to the fact that no one had developed a cure yet.

===Trivia===
*This is the first cartoon featuring the "[[Old-Timey]]" characters in the far-flung year of 1937.
*This is Sickly Sam's first appearance where he does not disappear.
*27 cents in 1937 are worth roughly $3.50 in 2004, when the toon came out.
*The books on the bookshelf are titled:
**Dead Things Book One
**Ghostly Measures
**Creepy Stories for Toddlers
**The Haunted Jacuzzi
**27 Cent Ghosties
**The Ghost In My Pocket
**Creepiness, Oh My!
**There Is A Ghost In This Book
**A Goodtime Story ''(The Homestar Runner chooses this book)''
**Banshees, Indeed!
**Ghastly Monsters
**Zombies Are Cool
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Everyone's trying to capture the ghost."
*On YouTube, the title of this toon is hyphenated as "That-a-Ghost".
====Skeletons====
The skeletons of most of the characters were seen when the ghost literally scared them out of their skins. (The Sneak's skeleton is not seen in the toon.) See also: [[Old-Timey Other Costumes]].

'''The Homestar Runner'''
*His foot bones are the same shape as his shoes.

'''Old-Timey Marzipan'''
*Her ponytails have bones in them.
*Marzipan's skeleton also reveals that her "skirt" has its own skeletal structure. This is in agreement with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], where contemporary Marzipan wore jeans with a hole near the hem, and skin was visible underneath.

'''Fat Dudley'''
*He has hands, but no arms.
*Fat Dudley's skeleton also shows that he is not fat, but rather big-boned.

'''Old-Timey Strong Bad'''
*His mustache has bones in it.
*Strong Bad's skeleton also shows that his shoes have bones, or at the very least that his feet are shoe-shaped.
*His hands look like his "gentleman's sports gloves", which proves that he doesn't just wear them; those are really what his hands look like. The same would then apply to modern-day Strong Bad's boxing gloves, and maybe even his mask, which is consistent with his response in the email [[some kinda robot]].
*He has no visible mouth; it may be behind his mustache, which moves when he talks.
*There is a crack in his skull showing exposed [[brain]].

'''Strong Man'''
*His shoulders are part of his skull.
*His lower jaw is much narrower than the rest of his skull, and his jaw is noticeably off center.
*His pelvis is as wide as his skull.
*His humerus is swapped in position with his radius and ulna.

===Remarks===
*The stylish jig is the first time Strong Man has moved his legs. In previous appearances, he moved by bouncing from one foot to the other.
*Based on the tombstones in Cholera Acres Cemetary, Sir Rondello Shmallow could be [[Mr. Shmallow]]'s full name.
*The theme for Old-Timey Strong Bad is different from that of his previous appearances.
*The Homestar Runner's voice isn't as scratchy and Fat Dudley's voice is deeper than in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]].
*Fat Dudley has no arm bones, yet he was able to reach his plate with the spoon.
*Assuming that this toon takes place on October 31, 1937, [[Wikipedia:John D. Rockefeller|John D. Rockefeller]] would already have been dead for 5 months.
*Although Sickly Sam comes out of a grave, the tombstone reads "Eustice Pietimer", meaning he was in the grave with a corpse or previously took the corpse out.
*Assuming that this toon takes place on October 31, 1937, that day was Sunday. If Sickly Sam buried himself alive on Tuesday, he would have been buried alive for 5 days.
*The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] formerly listed the year this toon came out as 1937.
*Strangely, Strong Bad's brain is exposed when he is a skeleton despite the fact that none of his other organs are present.

===Goofs===
*The two one-eyed crows' eyeballs do not match up with the painting after the painting is removed.
*When Fat Dudley smokes a cigar in the Old Pietimer Place, the smoke abruptly disappears when he waves it around and then appears again when it is still.

===Inside References===
*The page title, "Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!", is taken from an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview]] with [[Matt Chapman]] in which he says this line as [[Homsar]]. The interview can be seen [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html here].
*The Homestar Runner's eyes ballooning up in fright is similar to The Cheat in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*One of the gravestones reads, "Sir Rondello Shmallow 'Look Lively?'" This is a reference to the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] toon, in which he repeatedly says, "Look lively!!!"
*Strong Man dancing on Old Timey Bubs's grave may be a reference to one of the backgrounds in [[Dancin' Bubs]], in which Bubs is dancing on "YOUR GRAVE".
*Sickly Sam claims he [[Buried Alive|buries himself alive]]. Old-Timey Bubs also appears to be still alive despite being buried in a grave.
*Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch, another appearance of [[alcohol]].

===Real-World References===
*The Old Pietimer Place looks inspired by the house from [[Alfred Hitchcock]]'s masterpiece, [[Wikipedia:Psycho|Psycho]].
*The quote "let's split up, we can do more damage that way" is a reference to the 1984 film ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.
*The Homestar Runner says the "news-papper" is offering a reward of 27 cents. This may have come from an old ''[[IMDb:tt0054524|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]'' show when [[Wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocky]] offers a 27-cent reward for the capture of the Boxtop Bandit.
*Fat Dudley eating the shoe may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Charlie Chaplin|Charlie Chaplin]]'s ''[[IMDB:tt0015864|The Gold Rush]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*"Cory" appears again on [[Main Page 22]] as part of the "Downloads" sequence.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' This was a year where we did two updates, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Two Halloween updates is what he means.

'''MATT:''' No, the whole year, ''{Mike laughs}'' we only did two updates.

'''MIKE:''' We did this one, what, maybe two weeks before Christmas and then, what was{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Halloween, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Chri{{--}} No, two{{--}} Christmas.

'''MATT:''' We're both getting{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I often ask people what they are gonna dress up for for Christmas. ''{quickly}'' Do you know what you're going to dress up for for Christmas?

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You do that a lot, like you've done that years{{--}} several years?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I started doing it in college.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' You just{{--}} You're not doing it on purpose.

'''MIKE:''' No, no. I don't know why.

'''MATT:''' Maybe you like Halloween better than Christmas.

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' Don't tell church. ''{Mike laughs}'' They'll be offended. That's some new talks for Fat Duds right there. ''{makes Fat Dudley's musical noises}'' That's not his usual.

'''MIKE:''' I like that the telescope is just, uh, the transition to get to{{--}} ''{Matt laughs}'' It's nothing{{--}}

'''MATT:''' No one's looking at it. I don't know if Rockefeller actually wore a monocle, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know either.

'''MATT:''' Or an eyeball, for that{{--}} ''{Mike laughs}'' He may not have had eyeballs for all I know. ''{pause until Old{{--}}Timey Homestar says "we can do more damage that way"}'' That's what Bill Murray says, Dr. Peter Venkman.

'''MIKE:''' Ah. Look, isn't there some Zelda sounds when some spiders scurry away?

'''MATT:''' Are they Zelda sounds? I thought they were the fret noise on the keyboard.

'''MIKE:''' Ah.

'''MATT:''' On the Yamaha keyboard. There's that fret{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' For some reason, I thought it was... some{{--}}

'''MATT:''' It sounds kinda like the Skulltula sound.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I suppose.

'''MIKE:''' That's what I thought it was. ''{Matt laughs}'' Maybe the wiki told me what it was ''{Matt laughs again}'' and they{{--}} they steered me wrong.

'''MATT:''' No, it's clearly the guitar fret noise sound effect from Yamaha.

'''MIKE:''' The same noise from the Rhino Feeder.

'''MATT:''' Mhm, it's like all of the different noises on Rhino Feeder are just different notes of the fret noise. He's living the high life there, it looks like to me, Mike, more than at the end of the cartoon. Got a bottle of hooch and a nice cigar.

'''MIKE:''' You see a little of Fat Dud's butt right there?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, you see that in the first, uh, the first Fat Dudley cartoon... ''{quickly}'' the first cartoon that Fat Dudley makes an appearance in.

'''MIKE:''' So, that, uh, gravestone said "skinflint and junk codger" and junk codger... Where did that come from?

'''MATT:''' It's one of the Strong Bad Email menus, one of the Strong Bad Email DVDs, the menu for it, when it zooms quickly past the screen of the Lappy or Compy or whichever computer it is. We made a bunch of fake, place holding Strong Bad Email names and one of them was "junk codger".

'''MIKE:''' It's an email I'd like to make some day.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't really know what a codger is, ''{Matt laughs}'' let alone a junk codger.

'''MATT:''' There's also, uh, uh{{--}} Who is it? Somebody, um... Mr. Shmallow?

'''MIKE:''' Mr. Shmallow is something, yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' One of the graves has that name on it.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Sir Rondello Shmallow. That's what it is. "Look Lively?" it says, question mark? ''{in a voice similar to Old{{--}}Timey Strong Bad's}'' The fantoustic! ''{normal voice}'' Oh. Wait, a minute, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' It's just our worst friend. So...

'''MATT:''' We're to believe that he just comes by and just buries himself in someone else's grave or does he always bury himself in Eustice Pietimer's grave?

'''MIKE:''' I bet it's a different grave.

'''MATT:''' Ah! That thing scares the crap out of me.

'''MIKE:''' It scares the...

'''MATT:''' It scares the skin off of{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' Everything off of{{--}}

'''MATT:''' So, this is a rare glimpse into the physiology or at least, the skeletal structure of some of these characters.

'''MIKE:''' I like how Marzipan's ponytails are...

'''MATT:''' Same with Strong{{--}} Strong Bad's{{--}}

'''BOTH:''' {{--}}mustache{{--}}

'''MATT:''' {{--}}has bones.

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@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021

Pgj1997 — Tue, 16 Aug 2022 03:03:00 GMT

Pgj1997:

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This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2021.

{{post|December|top
|id=1476777599317782540
|text=A thing of beauty. Thanks as always {{@|deater78}}! You speaka my programming language.
|quote={{@|AppleIIBot}}, which displayed an image of [[Edgar]] with "PROGRAMED IN EDGAR'S MOM'S BASEMENT" beneath it. The commands for this to be generated were provided by {{@|deater78}}.
|date=30 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1476391244259631108
|text=Oh, you know, prolly Zeenin’ out past space Broiter Grove these days.
|pic=TwitterLimozeenBroiterGrove.png
|video transcript=''{Limozeen's Space Machine is flying through space, passing by a road sign reading "Broiter Grove".
|reply={{@|JoseBer56296540}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking how [[Limozeen]] was doing these days.
|date=29 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1476373112727945220
|text=Now you too can totally reject Mary Palaroncini at the top of the key! The guitar center nerds would never tell you bout that secret secondary use!
|pic=TwitterBecauseIt'sMidniteKaraoke.gif
|quote={{@|FootofaFerret}}, who shared a picture of a Gibson Explorer, similar to the one found in the [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)|Because, It's Midnite]] karaoke video.
|date=29 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475917037419573253
|text=Still waiting for an update. I’ll def let folks know as soon as we gots more info. In the meantime, I’ve been secretly stealing from Strong Sad’s ʎɥsoןs vinyl collection, melting the LP’s down and sending the molten vinyl to {{@|fangamer}}. Mostly it just caught the mailbox on fire.
|reply={{@|kyluya}}, who asked about the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] vinyl being restocked.
|date=28 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475272619557539840
|text=Maybe the Kerrek just won a round of MS Solitaire and that’s why he’s leavin’ rainbow trails.
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their fanmade Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with the Kerrek being implemented, however he leaves rainbow sprite trails.
|date=26 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475176165602123785
|text=Daaaaaaang! Lookit this hand made Casio-action Cheatsheet (blanket didn’t sound as cool).
|quote={{@|LFraleyBAC}}, who crocheted a The Cheat blanket.
|date=26 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1474789569245720580
|text= Leaving this link here just in case any of you need Homestar’s refrain “I’m really sorry that I got you bad presents” today.
|link=[[Hooked on Decemberween#Homestar Runner Presents: Presents|Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] on [[songwhip:strong-bad/homestar-runner-presents-presents|Songwhip]].
|date=25 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1474786761486348292
|text= This is Decemberween gift giving at its fine-dangedest!
|quote={{@|notweets_mcgee}}, whose son made a Trogdor mug, a metal Trogdor, and Homestar and Strong Bad Perler Beads for Decemberween.
|date=25 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473709981765709835
|text=Sadly, it turns out the algorithm isn’t interested in attracting "multi-severals" of viewers.
|reply={{@|jeremybyington}}, who replied to the [[#1473701308804874243|DNA evidence Tweet]] asking why Strong Bad hasn't gotten a Netflix special.
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473703534801608704
|text=It's gettin so a wrestleman can’t tweet a simple DNA evidence gif without rampant speckalations!
|reply={{@|zeldavxa}}, who replied to the previous Tweet hoping it wasn't an {{wp|NFT}}.
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473701308804874243
|text=Dangeresque only takes his DNA evidence hand swirled, not centrifuged.
|pic=TwitterDNAEvidence.gif
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post

|id=1473048670421630981
|text=Gaze upon the horror of The Coach Z of Townimus Prime!
|reply={{@|professorhazard}}, who drew a picture commissioned by {{@|senorbooyah}} of [[Coach Z]] as the "pondering my orb" wizard, with [[Bubs]] in the background.
|date=20 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1469464418878726144
|text=Looks like Aunt Gert!
|pic=TwitterAuntGert.jpg
|reply={{@|Alex58304758}}, who said a ginger root looked like a [[rejected character]].
|date=10 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1469392282092806144
|text=Last year I got to be a prestigious (short 'i' sound please) guest on those McBrotherMcBrothers' {{@|MBMBaM}} Candlenights special. Check out my styles then go get tix for this year's in which I don't appear but will still be awesome and raise dollaz4chariteez.
[http://bit.ly/Candlenights2021 bit.ly/Candlenights20…]
|pic=TwitterCandlenights.png
|video transcript=''{A title card with mistletoe saying "Candlenights by the fake fireside with STRONG BAD". The center of the card fades out and shows Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat in front of a fake fireplace. Strong Bad is holding up a drink, and the music from Death Defying Decemberween playing}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Here in the Strong Household, we like to ring in the Candlenights by gathering around the fakest, least sincere fire we can find. ''{looks toward the fire}'' Ah!

''{Iris transition into a close up of the fake fireplace}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Just listen to the cozy hum of that electric motor, and the grandma's throat crackle of that orange cellophane.

''{Iris transition back to Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I also like to indulge in a glass of Mulled Ones. You can make them at home.

''{A index card with "Great Gammaw's Mulled one's appears on screen}''

''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' That's 40 ounces of your favorite cold ones with the word "ice" in the name. ''{"40 oz watery domestic cold ones with "ice" in the name" is written on the index card}''

''{A 40oz bottle for "Skunk Ones Ice!" appears on screen, with a picture of a skunk with human hands giving a thumbs up}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{written on index card}'' A teaspoon of ground cloves.

''{A teaspoon of ground cloves appears on screen}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' And ''{written on index card}'' a teaspoon of ground CLOVIS points ''{stops writing}'' if you can find them.

''{A clovis point appears on screen before crumbling, afterwards the index card slides to the right and Strong Bad "drinks" the mulled one}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, you can really taste the megafauna.

''{The doorbell rings before Puppet Homestar walks in with his eyes sideways and tinsel around his neck}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{monotone}'' Oh hello, I am the all powerful star king great and small. This year, if you manage to trim some of my tinsel beard, you win a hundred skee ball tickets. ''{in normal voice}'' Pretty great!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Ew, I'm not trimming that tinsel chinstrap, though I do need a star to decorate my ''{cut to The Cheat looking at a red shrub}'' Trogdor's breath Candlenight shrub. ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}'' Lemmie see that thing! ''{shouts}''

''{Strong Bad lunges at Homestar and tears his star off, which has red string on it. The sting from I Killed Pom Pom plays followed by the Ominous music}''

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah, WAAAH! It's like ripping my lungs out!

''{Cut to Strong Bad as he shakes the star}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' AHH! I didn't think there'd be guts! WAAAAAH! ''{Strong Bad shakes even more}''

''{Cut to Homestar, but now his eyes are normal}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, I'm just messing with ya, it's Tweezzlérs!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Tweezzlérs.

''{Cut to another title card reading "It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown!"}

'''NARRATOR:''' It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown is brought to you by ''{title card changes to read "Pullintimes Tweezzlérs". With pictures of two shades of red Twizzlers}'' Pullintimes Tweezzlérs. Available in ''{with gaps between words}'' two different shades of red.

''{Cut to Strong Bad eating the Tweezzlérs}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' These are pretty good.

''{Cut to Homestar also eating the Tweezzlérs}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{with mouth full}'' Yeah, good star guts.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Don't call them that.
|date=10 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468602961035206658
|text=There have been technology tests but the amount of dongles and adapters required to get Vtoobin on my current Lappier caused 12 fire hazards and 2 rashes.
|quote={{@|CJDaMocha}}, who asked when Strong Bad is gonna become a {{wp|VTuber}}
|pic=Screenshot (396).png
|video transcript='''STRONG BAD:''' I get to play so great comin' up here.

''{The game Weird Dreams fades in, with the protagonist falling into a rusty cotton candy machine}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we go ''{singing}'' doletet doo delete det doo, don't forget to duck, watch out for that stick. Get the blood platelets or your head will explode.

''{The stick hits the protagonist and his head expands before exploding}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WEEEE! ''{game fades out}''

|date=8 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468032413880274952
|text=I’m not doing the “I’m not crying, you’re crying” thing YOU'RE doing the "I'm not crying, you’re crying” thing!!
|quote={{@|DeakSheb}}, who drew a Teenage Strong Mad, [[Li'l Strong Bad]], [[Li'l Strong Sad]], and a young The Cheat sleeping together
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468030650880081921
|text=I didn’t ask you for that. That misspelled imposter account did. But it still rules/is horrifying.
|reply={{@|JamesCh80826048}}, who drew a Transformer of The Cheat turning into Trogdor, asked to do so by a fake Strong Bad Twitter account.
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1467965632180281344
|text=Hmm. Not ignoring. Just never sold any Pom Pom blankets so I wasn't sure what you were talk'n'bout. There's this ancient Pom Pom desktop wallpaper tile. Might make some good sheets. [[oldhr:wallpapers/pomtile3.jpg|old.homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/pom…]]
|pic=TwitterPomPomWallpaper.jpg
|reply={{@|Terdle08}}, who was complaining about Strong Bad ignoring his fans from 2000, and asking if he could resell a [[Pom Pom]] blanket that they claim to have.
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466961461599784963
|text=You can totally play it solo! That’s mostly what Strong Sad does! If you’ve got Tabletop Simulator you can try out {{@|MarcusRaven86}}'s awesome mod to see if you like it.
|reply={{@|Valtgaming}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they want to play [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] but have no one to play it with.
|link=the Trogdor! The Board Game mod on [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 Steam Community].
|date=3 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466806245050961921
|text=3rd day in a row of merch-related crap but Trogdor!! The Board Game is finally BACK IN STOCK! [[myshopify:collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version|homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr…]]
|pic=TwitterTrogdorArchers.jpg
|image transcript=
'''ARCHER 1:''' So are we supposed to be hiding behind rocks, or, like popping out of the ground of summat?

'''ARCHER 2:''' Shut up and get arrowed-ing!
|date=3 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466514323182866442
|text=You mean like this? The other side has Homestar's "everything is fine. nothing is ruined" note on it.
|pic=TwitterCompyPillow.jpg
|reply={{@|KyLeggiero}}, who replied to the [[#1466420723845672964|Teespring Tweet]] saying they wished there was a [[Compy 386]] pillow with the flagrant error from the email [[virus]].
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466475485010051075
|text=Fixed it. Should be back up for sale again!
|reply={{@|HigHurtenflurst}}, who replied to the [[#1466420723845672964|Teespring Tweet]] and lamented that the Strong Badia flag was out of stock.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466475183674470409
|text=Fixed it! Flag should be back up for sale. Take that, print-on-demand interface weirdness!
|reply={{@|KyLeggiero}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Strong Bad is an expert of the supply chain.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466450166794407938
|text=Weirdtime. Trying to figure this out. It’s print-on-demand! Nothing’s even supposed to be “in stock” until you order it!
|reply={{@|TheTeacher26}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated the Strong Badia flags were out of stock.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466420723845672964
|text=More gift crap ideas! Use code HOLIDAY15 today only for 15% off everything in my print-on-demand store. Pillows, pint glasses, ugly Decemberween sweatshirts! [[teespring:/stores/strong-bads-specialty-shoppe|https://teespring.com/stores/strong-...]]
|pic=TwitterTeespring.jpg
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466127777845891078
|text=Trogdor is locked in battle with the Global Shipping Crisis but we're hoping he will make landfall soon! (meaning more have been printed/ordered. anybody's guess when the shipping container will show up)
|reply={{@|alternateshade}}, who replied to the [[#1466122511523848197|Decemberween free shipping Tweet]] and asked if [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] would be restocked.
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466126955032498180
|text=Sadly the vinyl reprint is a continuing casualty of the global vinyl shortage. I'll holler real squealie-like as soon as we know any details. But man, was that one great day of having a purchasable vinyl version of my record a year ago!
|reply={{@|goodolmkymccor}} and {{@|CorndogNinja}}, both replying to the previous Tweet, the former of which asking if there is any news on the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] vinyl, and the latter saying Fangamer is better to ask.
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466122511523848197
|text=Get the Strong Bad fan in your life some official crap this Decemberween! 8 years of cartoons on 6 dvds! CCDO's pvc figurines! Meeples! [[myshopify:|homestore-runner.myshopify.com]] Use code FREESHIPPINGTODAY! for free US and Canada shipping today and tomorrow!
|pic=TwitterDecemberweenDiscount.jpg
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post|November
|id=1465886438352953345
|text=I dunno bout the rest of the painting, but THIS is def a dog. We've reached DEFDOG-1.
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who showed another image from their [[Peasant's Quest]] Apple II port, with pixel art of a "Dogs Playing Magic: The Nerdening" painting.
|pic=TwitterDEFDOG-1.jpg
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465777181431324673
|text=They’re delicious! Probably! I'm thinking a molasses and oat-based dough with chunks of candied ginger in it. Then you cram a half ring of crystallized pineapple on top and bake until it reaches an internal temperature of not-make-puke!
|reply={{@|aalgar}}, who quoted the [[#1465762815071895560|Fan 'Stumes 2021 Tweet]] excited about the Pineapple Partside-Out Problems mentioned in the toon.
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465766872075415567
|text=Drone footage, mecha-Strong Sad, and a cost/benefit analysis of the import/export of potash.
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465762815071895560
|text=A new post-Thanksgiving tradition! It's the 2021 Fan 'Stumes Commentary! Did YOUR taped-on star make the cut? Watch it here in Flash like 'twere 2006:
[[HR:toons/fan-stumes-2021|homestarrunner.com/toons/fan-stum…]]
|pic=TwitterFanStumes2021.jpg
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460642882801610758
|text=You mean make a point and click Awexome Cross adventure game?!! That’s a fantastic idea! With roguelite elements and procedural timeloops! And crafting and farming prolly!
|reply={{@|Emerald70302639}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], asking if Videlectrix could do [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]] and [[Awexome Cross]] next.
|date=16 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460413583926382597
|text=This here thing!
|reply={{@|Pegasis76}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], confused about the Halloween point n’ click Strong Bad was talking about.
|link=[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] on [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween itch.io].
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460412402189619204
|text=Are you kiddin?! The HTML5 version of Trogdor had a burst sticker on the box that literally said "NEGLIGIBLE GRAPHICAL IMPROVEMENTS!!" as a promo!
|reply={{@|mystman12}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], saying they’d be willing to help make negligible graphical improvements.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460399529048559621
|text=I should clarify that "modern formats" mostly just means "an actually playable format" or maybe just "not flash." Who knows if Videlectrix could navigate the approval process for mobile or console releases.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460389521728618501
|text=After the mild success (and mild sauce) of the point n' click Halloween game, Videlectrix is busy porting the Dangeresque Roomisode to modern formats. They’ve restored some puzzles from the cutting room floor to include gripping filing cabinet gameplay!
|pic=TwitterDangeresqueRoomisodeNewVersion.png
|video transcript=''{The cursor mouses over the cabinet before clicking on it, causing Dangeresque to walk over to it. He then opens the drawer before turning around to face the screen.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{text only}'' Let’s fraudulently file some taxes!
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460333466172772359
|text=Forgot the best part! This airbrush-ish t-shirt comes with a free airbrush-ish Takin' A Break magnet! Tape this thing to your boss’s forehead next time they ask you to come in on the weekend! Especially if your boss is a robot since it might erase its brain!
|pic=TwitterTakin'ABreakMagnet.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460319785695293447
|text=Remember Strong Badia in ‘94?! You were there! We pushed the tire onto its side and turned it into a hot tub so we could dump hotel shampoo and cream soda into it and watch it overflow!
|pic=TwitterStrongBadia'94Shirt.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460315314068017153
|text=All types of crazy crap! Lookit all this new merch {{@|fangamer}} made! Beanies! Scarves! Lenticular pins! Airbrush-style Spring Break t-shirts! It’s all here!! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|fanga.me/r/fanga-dot-me...]]
|pic=TwitterFangamerMerchNov15.gif
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460304065410134019
|retweet={{@|Fangamer}}, which announced a new batch of Homestar Runner merchandise on [[Fangamer]].
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1459905471628857349
|text=Weirdly, it’s from the “webcomic” sbemail. Admittedly, it’s kind of a hard left turn the sbemail makes at the end. Prolly some jokes I really wanted to make but never found the right sbemail so I crammed em in here: [[HR:sbemails/181-web-comics|homestarrunner.com/sbemails/181-w...]]
|reply={{@|AustinRW98}}, who asked which email had the [[Thy Dungeonman]] cartoon in which the commands have arms and legs.
|date=14 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458857205894037505
|retweet={{@|Fangamer}}, who advertised five days of upcoming new merch, including Homestar Runner merch on Monday, 15 November.
|date=11 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458657252546682886
|text=No, not exactly, but a couple of the ideas therein may show up in a future official expansion if the globular shipping crisis gives me a break!
|reply={{@|tweeterisawful}}, who asked if {{prs|1249795875486007296|13|Apr|2020|alt=the Book of Haldo rules}} ever got out of beta.
|date=10 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458548171211255808
|text=Bubs was last seen in the vicinity of the KOT’s castle.
|reply={{@|Ganmorgwashere}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and asked where [[Bubs]] was ingame.
|date=10 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458166498409779208
|text=Maybe if/when the globular shipping crisis improves.
|reply={{@|GoldenSpongeBo1}}, who asked if the [[Kick The Cheat]] dolls would be restocked.
|date=9 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457912121866563590
|pic=TwitterHaldo.gif
|reply={{@|GoldenFrank}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Haldo.
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457878952400326658
|text=Oh man! They made sure to include my fave jerky Videlectrix interactions in all of Peasant’s Quest! What other game includes the commands, "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head?!"
|quote={{@|deater78}} who posted another update on their fanmade [[Peasant's Quest]] Apple II port showing off the commands of "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head".
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457842221181554691
|text=Here’s how you remember how to spell Fhqwhgads! Just listen to my much maligned and scoffed at follow up sequel song “Let’s Fhqwhgads Again.” It chants the spelling at you multiple times!
|link=Let's Fhqwhgads Again on [[songwhip:strong-bad/lets-fhqwhgads-again|Songwhip]].
|reply={{@|trott}} and {{@|SanteKlees}}, the former saying his sister sent him a text and spelled [[Fhqwhgads]] correctly, and the latter suggesting to Google Fhqwhgads and copy paste it to spell it correctly.
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456974754674511878
|text=Clearly THIS is the pillow everyone wants.
|pic=TwitterCatMessPillow.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=6 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456824641067143172
|text=Seeing a lotta Compy requests. We talkin 386 startup logo? Flagrant System Error? Shotgunned? A sbemail? Edgar? So many options for what's on the screen!
|reply=the pillows Tweet.
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456823713169649670
|text=Sad news. No navy blue mug option. Either white mug with blue background or black mug. Also trying to find that "soup, not coffee" font.
|reply={{@|lost_painting}}, who replied to the previous Tweet posting a picture of the mugs from [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]] asking if they could be sold as well.
|pic=TwitterIHeartABeanBlack.png
|pic2=TwitterIHeartABeanBlue.png
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456815407378145281
|text=Getting dumb with print-on-demand pillows. What/who else in my universe is vaguely squarish? [https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/pillows ...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/pillows]
|pic=TwitterSpecialtyPillows.gif
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455983876405448706
|text=Lookit those Items of Trogdor!! Those are incredible! And even seeing it in real life, I STILL don’t know exactly what a Super Trinket is or does!
|reply={{@|Ashley84046563}}, who posted a fan costume of a burninated [[peasant]] and [[Keeper of Trogdor]], homemade items of Trogdor, and a Trogdor pumpkin.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455966075703660552
|text=Instead you had to invisible ink marker your way through one of these type things:
|pic=TwitterBlackCauldrenHintBook.jpg
|reply={{@|JCPbone}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they could have beaten {{wp|King's Quest III}} if Twitter was around back then.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455957093668827139
|text=It just needs to get brown(ed)
|reply={{@|JCPbone}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] update Tweet and asked how to cook the punkin.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455898632008437767
|text=Maybe the 10th isn't what you think!
|reply={{@|HiDefLoMein}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] update Tweet and was stuck on the 10th secret objective.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455888748273717248
|text=Looks like you have the whole game highlighted with your cursor. Try and click somewhere outside the game window.
|reply={{@|OneAndOnlyDanky}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a picture of [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] completely tinted red.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455882574446870528
|text=Videlectrix quietly updated the ween game last night: -Double click to make Homestar RUN -Footstep sound effects -Pause button that doesn't break the game! -A new secret hidden objective with dumb rewards! [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]
|pic=TwitterHalloweenHide&SeekUpdate.gif
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455554155368652800
|text=Man, Marzipan really blew it by not dressing up as this character from {{@|DoubleFine}}'s Broken Age this year. All's she had to do was, like, let her hair down and wear a giant bird nest as pants!
|pic=TwitterCar'lBrokenAge.jpg
|date=2 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455327005545730048
|text=Videlectrix claimed that stop motion didn't count as graphics. The angry one kept screaming "I didn't say 'good clay-phics!!' I said 'good graaah-phics!'" and was throwing plasticine all over the place!
|reply={{@|skerpentine}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and was shocked Homsar didn't dress up as a character from {{w|The Neverhood}}.
|date=1 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455151329471520770
|text=Don't worry, it's official. The t-shirt is celebrating the overall concept of Witch's Brew while only Homestar's shady bootleg stuff is spelled "Brüe." Homebrüe. Homestarbrüe.
|reply={{@|PieceOfHannah}} and {{@|nathew}}, the former posting herself wearing a Witch's Brew shirt, unsure if it was official, and the latter asking if it should be spelled "brüe".
|date=1 Nov 2021
}}

{{post|October
|id=1455008529606221825
|text=Then look backward to Homestar Runner during Halloween instead, here's the Halloween game Videlectrix made this year:
|link=[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] on [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween itch.io].
|reply={{@|JustGrayson_}}, who said they missed looking forward to [[Halloween]] toons.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454901332272418820
|text=Not optimized for mobile. Music and sound effects but no voice.
|reply={{@|Draexzhan}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and asked if there was supposed to be sound.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454877976399695874
|text=Dang! Is that some fhqwhfanart behind you?!
|reply={{@|0lgatron}}, who who submitted their Strong Bad fan costume, with artwork of a scene from [[Everybody to the Limit]] behind them.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454870193780428806
|text=Videlectrix felt that making you walk back and forth through that long scrolly spooky woods screen was true to styles accurate frustration enough.
|reply={{@|GruntdoesArt}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the styles were in their head.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454867025340272645
|text=You should still be able to use the punkin on the cursed earth the pile of whatsit leaves behind. Even with the trampo in place or the painting still on the ground.
|reply={{@|GruntdoesArt}}, who replied to the [[#1454248851771101187|Halloween Hide & Seek announcement]] mentioning how the player would be softlocked if they shoveled the whatsit pile too early, in the style of old adventure games.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454864639439867908
|text=The good old Homestar Runner Wiki has you covered: [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes|hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Ba...]]
|reply={{@|coolmagnet}}, who replied to the [[#1454248851771101187|Halloween Hide & Seek announcement]] and asked what Strong Bad's costume on the title screen of [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] was.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454863597100847109
|text=Watch the original old toon here if'n you want: [[youtube:yiuW1wPXiPc|youtu.be/yiuW1wPXiPc]] Get/stream the song here if you're into that kinda thing:
|link=[[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|3 Times Halloween Funjob]] on [[songwhip:sloshy/3-times-halloween-funjob-live|Songwhip]].
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454861977323458563
|text=Today, let's remember how one time Strong Sad's fave indie crock band covered and added lyrics to the theme song from the old ween toon "3 Times Halloween Funjob" for some reason. Let's see if we can get it to sync up Floyd-style with some creative editing:
|pic=ween03.png
|video transcript={{sectionstub}}
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454532717958344707
|text=Bout as cursed as this.
|pic=TwitterTwoMoreEggs.jpg
|reply={{@|SonVoid3201}}, who said that they think of Homestar Runner being part of the [[Disney]] zeitgiest due to [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|involvement]] in multiple Disney shows, and also asked if this thought is cursed.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454497704583864325
|text=Costume too awesome… must resist urge to comment now… must save it… for costume… commentary!
|reply={{@|HarrisRoberts}}, who submitted a photo of their [[Cranjegg]] costume.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454462715385294849
|text=Those will come in the paid DLC pack in six months. But that only includes Homestar's voice. You can buy everybody else's voices one syllable at a time with microtransactional pizz points!
|reply={{@|Lucoshi}}, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and complained about the lack of voices in the game.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454282044159184908
|text=Thanks for finding! Forwarding to Videlectrix 1 and 2! They say they're going to try and "graphic over it."
|reply={{@|Zerukin}}, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and reported the bug causing the inventory to vanish after pausing.
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454253408735711239
|text=The Videlectrixes tell me that WebGL is not optimized for mobile styles and you should try on a Compy or Lappy instead.
|reply={{@|Janeandhermedia}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and reported that [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] displayed incorrectly on Android.
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454253408735711239
|text=Happy Friggin Ween! Instead of a toon this year it's a playable game! 
How many obscure adventure game costumes can YOU recognize? 
[https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]
|pinned=true
|pic=TwitterWeen21.jpg
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1453372771476594691
|text=Just a quick Halloween news update from your dependable local news team!
|pic=Action Cool News-oween.png
|video transcript={{see|Action Cool News-oween Report}}
|pinned=true
|date=27 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1452295591493574668
|text=Oh man, if only Thy Dungeonman had that level of graphical mastery! Imagine getting to actually SEE Dennis!! It'd be like Infocomics level!
|reply={{@|TheBurlison}}, who posted an image of {{wp|Cranston Manor}} entering the command of "Get Flask".
|pic=TwitterDennis.jpg
|image transcript=The guy is Dennis He is not proud of his past, but he has a second chance. A second jimber jam
|date=24 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1450967950022922246
|text=No no. I appreciate you thinkin of your fave outdated, downgraded, rarely updated website! (most of it'll even work on your phone now!)
|reply={{@|PaulJSorensen}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying "Hooray! I'm an idiot!"
|date=20 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1450864224536760323
|text=Already didat.
|reply={{@|PaulJSorensen}}, who notified Strong Bad about [[Ruffle]].
|date=20 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1449459066917605383
|text=Remember in the late aughts when punkin stencils got all fancy? There's occasional Homestar commentary and even a hidden easter egg thing.
Checka here: [[HR:ween-stencils|homestarrunner.com/ween-stencils]]
|pic=TwitterPunkinStencils.jpg
|date=16 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1448131805320663045
|text=Gimme a bit to dig through this moldy pile of swfs and I'll hook you up!
|reply={{@|DJCaptainPicard}}, who asked if Strong Bad had a link to the [[Punkin Stencils]].
|date=12 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1447956291092090886
|text=Yes, please.
|reply={{@|JamesCh80826048}}, who drew a {{wp|Transformers: Beast Wars}}-esque Trogdor figure that transformed into Strong Bad.
|date=12 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1447681244125335554
|text=I have responded! These are fantastic! Tell her to tape them to dad's forehead whilst he slumbers!
|reply={{@|PBAndAwesome}}, who posted pictures of drawing his daughter made of the [[main characters]], with his daughter asking if Strong Bad had responded to the Tweet.
|date=11 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1446667362980216832
|text=Oh dang! Save your scrolly thumb next time and stream the song from any of your fave streamins services:
|link=[[songwhip:strong-bad/rhythm-n-health|Rhythm N' Health]] from [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]] on Songwhip.
|reply={{@|PBAndAwesome}}, who quoted the {{prs|1241933290170449920|Mar|22|2020|alt=Rhythm N' Health}} tweet saying his kids wanted to see it and that it took a lot of scrolling to reach.
|date=7 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1446187662453395459
|text=The Cheat says he phoned this one in but I think it's prey grey. I can totally see this guy showing up in StrongBadZone. His Scutes Asplode! Day 7 of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]] drawing prompts: 4D Stegosaurus.
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay7.png
|date=7 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445777414160666625
|text=Sever your galleon! Day 6 is the greatest day of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober art prompts: "Fricken WHALE."
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay6.jpg
|date=6 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445422262144876544
|text=[[twitter:hashtag/Botober2021|#Botober2021]] Day 5: Adventurous Stone Chickens. The Cheat dug deep for this one!
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay5.png
|date=5 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445153645184618497
|text=I get goose-related bumps every time I hear it!
|reply={{@|Krud}}, who replied to the previous Tweet mentioning the [[Cheat Commandos]] catchphrase "Buy all our playsets and toys!"
|pic=TwitterGunhaverPiano.gif
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445147513275797507
|text='Tis a thing of grandma's house-smelling beauty! Now what made up adage do we all think the inevitable furly banner beneath it should have on it?
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who posted the completed version of their {{prs|1441783579487490051|25|Sep|2021|alt=previously mentioned}} The Cheat cross-stitch.
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445107430719885336
|text=There we go.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterDoomSluggalope.jpg
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445101809605939204
|text=I knew he reminded me of someone! Now who wants to wants to make some sprites for a custom .wad?!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link=a picture of a Demon from [[Doom]] on the [https://doomwiki.org/wiki/File:Demon-Doom2-map03.png Doom Wiki].
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445089459389796356
|text=The Cheat somehow makes the Red Steckled Elbermung worse with Day 4 of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober neural net-generated drawing prompts "Sluggalope." Join in and see what monstrosities YOU can produce: [https://aiweirdness.com/botober2021/ aiweirdness.com/botober2021/] [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]] [[twitter:hashtag/monstrosity|#monstrosity]] [[twitter:hashtag/doyouknowthetimes|#doyouknowthetimes]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay4.png
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444882350500876294
|text=This project is a constant delight! The dithery transition from Trogdor's closed mouth to his burninating mouth is perfect! And his new S.A.M. voice is extra Black Lodge-y!
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their Apple II version of [[Peasant's Quest]] with Trogdor voiced by {{wp|Software Automatic Mouth}}.
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444670053627179009
|text=Botober Day 3: "The Roars of Roosters." To The Cheat, this can mean only one thing... Country Dish Towel!! {{@|JanelleCShane}}[[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay3.png
|date=3 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444295606231568384
|text=I was trying to think of something that rhymed with "stars" but "7 layer bars" just didn't have the oomph I was lookin for. Oh wait, shoulda been "full of lard."
|reply={{@|Bitterman59}}, who replied to the previous Tweet referencing the "full of stars" quote from ''[[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey (film)|2001: A Space Odyssey]]''.
|date=2 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444294370371506182
|text="Rainbow Space Walrus." Day 2 of The Cheat drawing {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober art prompts. This is clearly what happens to the KOT after he flies into the monolith. [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay2.png
|date=2 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444071424772165632
|text=Oh man! And you gave him that lady's hair from season 2 of Techrobocrosspeada! I always loved her coiffure… for sure!
|reply={{@|LaurelSamuelson}}, who drew fanart of Stinkoman for Inktober.
|date=1 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1443946168807997447
|text=The Cheat decided to participate in {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s neural net-generated Botober drawing prompts. Day 1 is "Opossumsaurus." Feel free to join in: [https://aiweirdness.com/botober2021/ aiweirdness.com/botober2021/]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay1.png
|date=1 Oct 2021
}}

{{post|September
|id=1441796824352784397
|text=It's true. Brother Graw Mad thinks our wicker cornucopias are an obscure seasonal corn snack called "Ultra-Bugles" which he pretends to play a little song with before chomping them down whole.
|reply={{@|NealSilvester}}, who replied to the previous Tweet expressing concern about when Strong Mad comes through the kitchen.
|date=25 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1441783579487490051
|text=Such wholesome Cheatbundance!
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who posted an update on their {{prs|1435407680416501762|7|Sep|2021|alt=previously mentioned}} The Cheat cross-stitch.
|date=25 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435743137398464512
|text=Only during rain delays.
|reply={{@|DanDBradley}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Matlock ever interrupted a Sbemail.
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435462436803522560
|text=Here's some better quality profile pics for ya, {{@|DaleMurphy3}}. Now can I please have a lifetime supply of delicious Kinnett Ice Cream?
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterHRBaseball1.png
|pic2=TwitterHRBaseball2.png
|pic3=TwitterHRBaseball3.png
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435455472211988480
|text=Homestar saw this and he kinda misunderstood what it meant. He just ran around yelling "Oh. MAN! Dale Mouphy finally upgraded to FilePicPro! He was stuck with FilePic Free Trial Version for so long! Congrats Mouph!"
|quote={{@|DaleMurphy3}}, who changed his profile picture to a picture of Homestar Runner's {{w|Dale Murphy}} costume from [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435414806593421321
|text=Total. Wish my eyes were green gumballs that are frozen and hollow and are chewable for exactly 8 seconds.
|reply={{@|genoforprez}}, who replied to {{@|phoenixxcc}}'s Tweet and said the paint by number looked like a {{w|Salvador Dalí}} painting or melting ice cream truck Strong Bad.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadIceCream.jpg
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435407919332343813
|text=Looks like I'm in the middle of a bad shape tween!
|reply={{@|phoenixxcc}}, who posted a picture of a {{wp|paint by number}} that has a passing resemblance to Strong Bad.
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435407680416501762
|text=The world needs this on Country Dish Towels at once! Please keep me apprised and appraised of your a-progress!
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who said they were finally gonna work on the cross-stitch pattern of The Cheat in a cornucopia they {{prs|1356379983523033090|1|Feb|2021|alt=posted in February}}.
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1434228689399697417
|text=I watch this project with the anticipation of a drank-too-much-soy-sauce-fueled moon landing!
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their Apple II version of [[Peasant's Quest]].
|date=4 Sep 2021
}}

{{post|August
|id=1432049987437924354
|text=[[oldhr:trogdor-canvas-m/index.html|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas...]]
|reply={{@|Discour00593510}}, who pointed out that [[TROGDOR!]] wasn't playable on the current site.
|date=29 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1430619406799867904
|text=We gotta get you and Videlectrix in touch with {{@|LimitedRunGames}} for an official boxed 5 1/4" floppy version! How many disks will it have to fit on (say 12! Say 12!!!)?
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and explained why the screen transitions were that way.
|date=25 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1430531628653232130
|text=This is just beautiful! That transition between screens! Videlectrix 1 will be so proud!
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who posted more footage of their custom Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with fade transitions between the different screens.
|date=25 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1429474237903945733
|text="Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot?" Thanks for kickin off 20 years of sbemails, Abdi, wherever you are.
|pic=TwitterAbdi20Years.jpg
|date=22 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1429069265433411587
|text=Oh man! But once you let it age to legit grodalated status, it triples in value!! And pairs great with cured meats or maybe fig jam on lavash!
|reply={{@|hojukoolander}}, who posted an old Strong Bad t-shirt from 2004 and mentioned not wearing it too much so it didn't become "grodalated".
|date=21 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1428498177859231749
|text=Go for the corner cottage first! Don't forget you can use some Keepers' and Items' abilities during the Countryside Phase (I suggest Ring of Voip!). And definitely don't forget the Soundboard and Rulebook Album while you play! Have a fun! Have 2 funs! [[trogdorboardgame:soundboard|trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/]]
|reply={{@|CollectorClint}}, who just got [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] and asked for tips.
|date=19 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427359225022406656
|text=That's some quality birthdayin' right there! The authentic soundtrack is the best part!
|reply={{@|Magoogalicious}}, who set up a party with a "Pin the Beefy Arm on Trogdor" game while singing the [[Skills of an Artist]] song.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427126388448968705
|text=I know, I know. Sadly now the issue is that the original Stinkosource files for all that Stinkomusic have been lost to Stinkotime.
|reply={{@|Spat856}}, who replied to a {{prs|1267061468580794368|31|May|2020|alt=Tweet from March of last year}} about a Videlectrix album being released after [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|Level 10]], which hasn't happened yet.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427126175684612096
|text=Aw man. Sorry you lost thems. These were always just leftovers from the Trogdor the Board Game Kickstarter. No plans to reorder. I didn't even realize they sold out!
|reply={{@|MaggieArdiente}}, who lost the Enamel Pin Set and asked if they would be restocked.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1426305114676006915
|text=Yes. Go to [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]] and watch the cartoons. They work again. Most of them.
|reply={{@|LeahAdai}}, who replied to the World Games Tweet and asked if there was a way to view the website as it was before support for Flash Player was dropped, including the Easter Eggs.
|date=13 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1426061250719531008
|text=I think this might actually just be a copy of "Videlectrix Copy Protection Simulator" which was a short demo designed to get PC gamers accustomed to how frustrating things were going to be for the next several years. Nice find!
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who made a custom {{w|Apple II}} version of [[Peasant's Quest]] which featured very little gameplay before going to a copy protection screen.
|date=13 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1425558689902116864
|text=And this one!! I mean, come ON!!
|pic=TwitterInProgressStinkomanIntro2.gif
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1425558132382633992
|text=Every once in a twice I like to look back at this in-process mastery from {{@|SmallBuStudio}}. Even at this stage, it blows-a my mind!
|pic=TwitterInProgressStinkomanIntro1.gif
|date=11 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1424535153473429505
|text=This is incredible! Is this crocheted? Knit? Latch hook? Slip thatch? Cross cheese? Thortch crimp?! I must know!!
|quote={{@|LFraleyBAC}}, who crocheted a blanket with Strong Bad and Homestar on it.
|date=8 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1423669009136996355
|text=The only world games you should be following are these gorgeous CGA ones from Epyx Games' 1986 classic World Games! Please insert Disk 4 of 12! Whole thing here: [[youtube:IDUcMB68h64|youtube.com/watch?v=IDUcMB...]]
|pic=TwitterWorldGames.png
|video transcript={{see|Disk 4 of 12 - World Games}}
|date=6 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1422311032136126475
|retweet={{@|CarlDoonan}}, who drew a bunch of Homestar characters on a white board, including the 12 main characters, [[Marshie]], the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], the [[Jibblies Painting]], [[The Goblin]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] characters, [[Trogdor]], the [[Teen Girl Squad]] with [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[The Jolly Dumple]], [[Stinkoman]] and The [[Cheatball]], [[The Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Señor]] with [[Mr. Bland]] and [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]], [[The Stick]], [[Frank Benedetto]], the [[Visor Robot]] with [[The Sad Kids]], and [[Humidibot]].
|date=2 Aug 2021
}}

{{post|July
|id=1421468403181703168
|text=I was wondering the same thing! Punk Homestar-themed homepage page maybe? But then it looks like there's a golf hole in the background. Maybe both!
|reply={{@|MamboCat84}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the second image was Homestar with a messy mohawk.
|date=31 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421460320908947458
|text= 'Member back in 1999 when you made websites with pencil and paper? Imagine what kinda alternate universe we'd all be living in if "characters" had come BEFORE "games!!" Staggering!
|pic=TwitterMainPageSketch1.jpeg
|pic2=TwitterMainPageSketch2.jpeg
|date=31 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421239479583612933
|text=To the GNC. Prolly to stock up on Total Load.
|reply={{@|particalman1016}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and expressed that they liked the unused lyrics of Showdown, also asking what's with the sweat and grease lyric, and where Strong Bad is going.
|date=30 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421222853190488064
|text=Found an ancient copy of the rarely heard lyrics to Limozeen's version of "Today is Alright 4 2Nite" which Larry can't seem to remember in this live performance: [https://youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs?t=13m42s youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs?t=…]
|pic=TwitterAlright42NiteLyrics.jpg
|image transcript=A photo of a sheet of paper with writing in black and blue pen. The title [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite|"Alright 4 2Nite"]] is written to the right of the lyrics.
<blockquote>AlRiGHT 4 2NiTe 
 
workin the docks 
workin the mines 
workin the check-out li-ines 
when you're so young 
and you're so young 
 
Folks kicked you out 
boss kicked you in 
j<s>immy</s>ohnny wants you to move in with him 
and you're so young 
and you're so young 
 
work on your truck 
work on your vette 
just workin for your next paycheck 
and you're so young 
and youre so young 
 
started a band 
practice @ 5 
just somethin' to make you feel alive 
so young</blockquote>

To the right, lyrics for [[Showdown]] are written in a separate box:
<blockquote>
SHOWDOWN 
guts 
guts+might 
liftin weights & Feelin alrigh[t] 
 
strength 
strength + grease 
headin' down to the G[...] 
 
sweat 
sweat & musk 
wearin' a speedo 
and livin it up</blockquote>
|date=30 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1417932258946830337
|text=I gotta say, 3D renders outta PicoCAD just might be as advanced as I ever need graphics to get. I want the edges of all objects to look like they could slice through a butternut squash. [[twitter:hashtag/pico8|#pico8]] [[twitter:hashtag/picocad|#picocad]]
|pic=TwitterPicoCADCottage.gif
|date=21 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1417285139852365824
|text=Love this! The only inaccuracy is Graw Mad. He prefers to chew on the squishy rubbery flexi-scraunch part of the joystick, not the cord.
|quote={{@|drawabigfart}}, who drew Strong Mad, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, and Strong Sad playing a video game with Atari joysticks, with Strong Mad chewing on the cord.
|date=19 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1416169614036381703
|text=Yes!! I've always wanted to be a weapon wielded by a mech that's piloted by an android that's battling medusas and whatnot!
|reply={{@|CaptainLinguini}}, who created a club shaped like Strong Bad in {{wp|Panzer Paladin}}.
|date=16 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1416163390641344513
|text=(psst! it was tried. no takers. if only your children were network execs!!)
|reply={{@|elibolin}}, who said that his kids are obsessed with the Panda Bractice shorts in [[Two More Eggs]], saying it could become a full series.
|date=16 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1415369109337002003
|text=I mean, I still am, like, on the inside. But then again, aren't we all?
|reply={{@|GabePuratekuta}}, who replied to the previous tweet asking about Strong Bad not being a lizard in a mask.
|date=14 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1415085936048852995
|text=Congrats to {{@|craigzobel}} --the man who almost made me and Homestar look like this-- on his many Emmy nom-noms today!
|pic=zobel sketches almost.png
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414719290817789952
|text=Sadly the original tracks have been lost to time. Videlectrix is trying to upsample the super compressed mp3's but I'm not holding my digital breath.
|reply={{@|exuviator}}, replied to the Bandcamp Tweet and asked if the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] soundtrack would be added.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414716633751375881
|text=You don't have to wait! It's right here: [https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the-childrens strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the...] This is all they ever recorded! The band almost broke up mid-song due to infighting over na na's vs. doot doo's!
|reply={{@|Morokt}}, who replied to the previous tweet excited for the song Feed the Childrens.
|link=[https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the-childrens Feed the Childrens] on Bandcamp
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414699119722082304
|text=As soon as Space Larry wakes up from cryosleep!!
|pic=TwitterLarryCryosleep.gif
|reply={{@|MonkeyDLandon}}, who replied to the Bandcamp Tweet asked when the announced Limozeen album would come out.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414676942578765840
|text=There's a global vinyl backup! Hopefully late(r) summer!
|reply={{@|carefreeb0mb}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when the Strong Bad Sings vinyl would restock.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414675944435032068
|text=Hey audiophiliacs, by popular demand I finally sent my discography to Bandcamp this summer. It improved its paradiddle speed and learned how to do that kazoo thing with a blade of grass! [https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com strongbadactual.bandcamp.com]
|pic=TwitterBandcampAlbums.jpeg
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414396657282785285
|text=And thou will knowest him by the majesty of his stitchins!
|quote={{@|snively}}, who made a crossstitch Trogdor.
|date=11 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1412469785275863040
|text= Let's hear it one time for the freaking music from Where's An Egg?. I want DJ Teh Cheat to cut me up a megamix.
|pic=TwitterWhere'sAnEgg.jpeg
|video transcript=''{The bank is clicked on, with the mechanic with beer. The egg is asked about, the mechanic replies with a cat. The beer is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The mechanic is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The cat is asked about, the mechanic replies with butler}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The beach is clicked on, with the old woman with a bomb. The egg is asked about, the old woman replies with forest. The cat is asked about, the old woman responds with the red haired boy. The beer is asked about, the old woman replies with the art museum. The bomb is asked about, the old woman replies with happy face.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The art museum is clicked on, with the red hat man with a wrench. The egg is asked about, the red hat man replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the red hat man replies with a desert. The cat is asked about, the red hat man replies with the red haired boy. The bomb is asked about, the red hat man replies with the city. The wrench is asked about, the red hat man replies with a happy face.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The desert is clicked on, with the red haired boy with a strawberry. The cat is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the bank. The beer is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the butler. The cat is asked about again, with the same response. The butler is asked about, the red haired boy replies with pencil. The egg is asked about, the red haired boy replies with a question mark.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The bridge is clicked on, with the butcher with a slingshot. The egg is asked about, the butcher replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butcher replies with the mechanic. The bomb is asked about, the butcher replies with the old woman. The cat is asked about, the butcher responds with the blonde woman. The blonde woman is asked about, the butcher responds with the park. The egg is asked about again, with the same response}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The aquarium is clicked on, with John McEnroe and a pencil. The egg is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the butcher. The beer is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the mechanic.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. Siberia is clicked on, with the blue hat man with a duffle bag. The egg is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bank. The butler is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bridge.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on, with the butler with a potted plant. The egg is asked about, the butler responds with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butler responds with the bridge.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The park is clicked on, with the Blonde woman and a cat. The egg is asked about, the blonde woman responds with a question mark.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on. The butler is shot, and is the culprit.}''

|date=6 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1411335573122555904
|text=And folks ask me how I type with boxing gloves on.
|reply={{@|Zalno}}, who posted an image set of three fursuited players of Trogdor!! The Board Game, tagging {{@|KzinTiger}}, {{@|_Coastr}} and Strong Bad.
|date=3 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1411335086109298691
|text=No way! The Secret Collect remake's graphics look EXACTLY like me this time!
|pic=TwitterCollect3d.jpeg
|reply={{@|fatimahelsayed}}, who compared ''{{w|Adventure (1980 video game)|Adventure}} II'' to [[Secret Collect.]] in response to a "wrong answers only" post by {{@|atari}}.
|date=3 Jul 2021
}}

{{post|June
|id=1408523047158661139
|text=This is how you know it's legit.
|pic=TwitterConsummateSkull.gif
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=25 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1408520808692170754
|text=Peoples keep tweetin' at me bout this Dragon Man discovery. This is all The Cheat and I got in response.
|pic=TwitterDragonMan.png
|video transcript=''{the music from Trogdor Was A Man plays over the image of the Dragon Man.}''

''{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a man.

''{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a dragon man.

''{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man again}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a man.

''{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man again}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a dragon man.
|quote={{@|Desideratist}}, said that the recent discovery of the [[wikipedia:Dragon Man (archaic human)|Dragon Man]] reminded them of Trogdor
|date=25 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1408215824889008129
|text=This Kick the Can pin from {{@|fangamer}} may be new, but it was cutting edge animation tech back in the day! [https://fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-kick-the-can-pin fangamer.com/collections/ho...]
|video transcript=''{Open on the old-timey tent background. The Homestar Runner pin comes up on a stick and begins to move up and down as the background scrolls to the right. The video then zooms in as a finger spins the can. Zoom back out before the background pauses and a giant soup can comes up from the right. The can opens its mouth to reveal sharp teeth. The pin then "jumps" into the can's mouth, which then chews and spits out a pin of the current-day Homestar Runner.}''
|pic=TwitterCuttingEdgePin.png
|date=24 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407390315426848771
|text=The back of the shirt features The Sneak, Strong Man, and Old-Timey me absconding with parsnips!
|pic=TwitterOldTimeyShirtBack.jpg
|reply={{@|sokdrawer}}, who quoted the merch Tweet and stated that they wanted the Old-Timey shirt.
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407388288416092163
|text=And if you get the Old-Timey shirt, you get a free* Sickly Sam sticker! *free of charge and hopefully free of maggots and disease!
|pic=TwitterSicklySamSticker.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407382788156891142
|text=New Merchalert!! It's 20X6 vs 1936 {{@|fangamer}}! New shirts and an Old-Timey Homestar pin with spinning Kick the Can action! Check em out! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|https://fangamer.com/collections/ho...]]
|pic=TwitterOldTimeyStinkomanMerch.gif
|pinned=true
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407082294721060866
|text=And at one point this was gonna be the banner with secret hidden styles.
|pic=TwitterOldYouTubeBanner.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=21 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407081511396990978
|text=Did you know if you somehow save the banner image on my YT channel, this is what the whole thing looks like? [https://youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom https://youtube.com/user/homestarr...]
|pic=homestarrunnerdotcom banner uncropped.png
|date=21 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1406785750331494404
|text=This may come as a surprise, but I was not always the best son.
|pic=TwitterCardgageCard.jpg
|date=20 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1405175649522827271
|text=I'll see your shiny cookie icing and raise you a super reflective Jack Kirby-esque cosmic deity of some sort!
|pic=TwitterCosmicDeity.gif
|reply={{@|chair2theskull}}, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad cookie with shiny icing.
|date=16 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1404532002037108738
|text=And you thought the kite eating tree that bald kid had to contend with was bad. (nice pic {{@|CoolBad_MOES}}, and spot-on quote styles!)
|pic=TwitterPhoneLineEatingTree.jpg
|video transcript=
''{A tree stands next to a highway, a section of foliage cut out to allow a telephone line to pass through, creating a Homsar-looking mouth. It starts to speak in Homsar's voice.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' IIiiII'm a routine fire hazard!

''{Homsar's bowler hat lands on top of the tree.}''
|quote={{@|CoolBad_MOES}}, who sent Strong Bad a photo of the tree, providing the Homsar line said in the video.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad refers to the {{w|Kite-Eating Tree}} that torments {{w|Charlie Brown}} in numerous ''[[Peanuts]]'' strips.
|date=14 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402968260002390018
|text=Watch out! It might only work on 32 bit Macs. Read the system requirements or you'll end up like I did buying Thy Dungeonman 3! I mean who has THREE disk drives?!
|reply={{@|EricTheDerek}}, who replied to the discount Tweet and stated that they already have the physical version, but want to use the discount due to switching to a Mac.
|date=10 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402814021238067203
|text=Hold up. This might be more important. This scene takes on bizarre new meanings when you flip the script.
|pic=TwitterUpsideDownStnank.gif
|reply=the discount Tweet
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402819416128114691
|text=Hold out for a restock in the Homestar online store later this summer! It'll be like half that price!
|reply={{@|prayerborne}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated that {{wp|2nd & Charles}} only had [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] for $80.
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402746642139340800
|text=Depressing Discount Alert! My old game is on sale for so cheap, you may be able to literally cough up enough to afford the $1.49 price tag (depending on how often you sleep on the couch and inadvertently inhale some loose change)! [https://gog.com/game/strong_bads_cool_game_for_attractive_people gog.com/game/strong_ba...]
|pic=TwitterHorribleStnank.gif
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402248876761964550
|text=I never went away so as to require a "bring back." Just been in low power mode for over a decade.
|reply={{@|MyopiaPodcast}}, who made a poll which had things people wanted to #bringback, one of them being Homestar Runner, which was pointed out to be falling behind.
|date=8 Jun 2021
}}

{{post|May
|id=1399494058389737474
|text=Looks like Dr. Marvin Rubdown's garfunkle hairdo exploded!
|reply={{@|diov_g}}, who posted a picture of a paver that looked like Strong Bad with leaves, dirt, mulch, and rocks to make the face and a few rocks and sticks for the body.
|date=31 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398813712107065345
|text=Human-nosed Strong Sad mallows? Free squeakburger?! I'm on board I'm not bored!
|reply={{@|TheBlairSwitch}}, who who posted a drawing of a Homestar Runner themed cereal box called "Sugar Crunchy Homestar Runn-O's" with marshmallows shaped like Homestar Runner characters and a free squeak burger included.
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398657625902956545
|text=(psst! mainly I just want the burger!)
|reply={{@|michaelrianda}}, who quoted the previous Tweet and confirmed the scene in ''{{w|The Mitchells vs. The Machines}}'' mentioned was an homage to [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398654370158366723
|text=Look {{@|michaelrianda}} and {{@|Roweyourboatz}}, I appreciate the homage in your film but here are my demands given my newfound leverage: -Dog-geresque crossover film -a fridge with like a milkshake tap comin out of it -3 seasons of a Stinkoman show -exquisitely rendered CG burger
|pic=TwitterDogCopDangeresque.gif
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398275797060919296
|text=Sorry, just by owning that bag you've freely invited Marshie into your home. He can come and go at will. See if you can get your hands on a copy of the Marshromicon (which I hear is bound with living marshmallow fluff), it might have a way to protect you!
|reply={{@|SusanosWrath}}, who asked if Marshie would break into their house if they use the [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens]] bag from [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] for things other than meeples.
|date=28 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1397586396949499907
|text=I would NOT let any kids near that thing. You should put up a sign that says "Warning! May result in severed legs, sudden orbital launches, or relinquished pipes!"
|quote={{@|Rizzos_Dad}}, who compared a plastic whale swing to the [[Drive Thru Whale]].
|date=26 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396976197645504513
|text=Lookit me doing some hardcore looming over that countryside! Or perhaps... lording over? Lordinating uponst?
|reply={{@|iNightfaller}}, who drew Trogdor in a countryside with a giant Strong Bad looming over.
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396911974030659589
|text=There's already a mod for it thanks to {{@|MarcusRaven86}}! Check it out! He made it from our print n' play version and added meeples of everybody so you can burninate Homestar and Homsar if you want to live the dream!
|reply={{@|3ternalS0ul}}, who asked if there would be a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] mod for {{wp|Tabletop Simulator}}.
|link=The afformentioned [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 mod] on [[wikipedia:Steam (service)|Steam]].
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396901073797976066
|text=And I call them "Poacher's Gold!"
|reply={{@|RagingLevine}}, who replied to the previous Tweet correcting Strong Bad that Strong Sad's feet are called [[Soolnds]].
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396900592455389190
|text=Someday I hope that this pre-vis version of CG The Cheat from an old DVD intro could make it onto {{@|lowpolyanimals}}. I mean technically Strong Sad's feet might make HIM eligible too!
|pic=TwitterMenuTest1.jpg
|pic2=TwitterMenuTest2.jpg
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396896801870041097
|pic=TwitterIntoThis.jpg
|reply={{@|Foone}}, who wished to commission [[The Brothers Chaps]] to read the [[wikipedia:Steve Jobs (book)|Steve Jobs]] biography as Coach Z.
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396103144300589056
|text=Did you know that the website mostly still works? Especially the older stuff? Even on phones and those bigger phones that aren't quite phones! Just click that giant play button. Even the clicky Easter eggs still work (again mostly, it's a WIP)! [[HR:sbemails/44-lures-jigs|homestarrunner.com/sbemails/44-lu...]]
|reply={{@|oO_hellcatt_Oo}}, who didn't know [[homestarrunner.com]] still worked without [[Flash]].
|date=22 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395865215942660096
|text=Brains? Cotton candy? Ambrosia salad? All 3?!!
|pic=TwitterKoTMiiBrains.jpg
|reply={{@|yourpaltrace}}, who replied to the KoT {{wp|Miitopia}} Tweet and posted a picture of said Mii without the crown.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395860521296048130
|pic=TwitterSbemail209Preview.gif
|reply={{@|diov_g}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about Sbemail 209.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395855474701053954
|text=His head looks like a limited edition King of Town Fluffy Puff! And I love how he's holding a glistening uncooked ham hock! Just like most of the times!
|quote={{@|yourpaltrace}}, who put The King of Town in the role of the king in Miitopia.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1394430029459857412
|text=Since machine learning Strong Bad sounds like Cardgage anyway, here's another neural net generated image of "A Homestar Runner Cartoon of Strong Bad" by {{@|JanelleCShane}}. A little something I like to call "The Macho Man Cramdy Dog-gage."
|pic=TwitterDog-gage.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=17 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393705237819629571
|text=Experimenting with fully automating myself! 1. Neural net-generated image of me by {{@|JanelleCShane}} 2. Text-to-speech Strong Bad voice synthesizer by {{@|__UBERDUCK__}} (pasted in the lyrics to Trogdor) 3. lip sync automated by {{@|adobeanimate}} What could possibly go wrong?!!
|pic=TwitterTrogdorAI.png
|video transcript=
''{the image has a Strong Bad mouth on it, with the lyrics of Trogdor in yellow beneath it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor was a man

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean

'''STRONG BAD:''' He was a dragon-man

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe

'''STRONG BAD:''' He was just a dragon

'''STRONG BAD:''' But he was still Trogdor

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating the countryside

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating the peasants ''{pronounced as "pee-sants"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating all the peoples

'''STRONG BAD:''' In the thached-roof cottages

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thached-roof cottages

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Listen—

''{the rest of the dialogue is incomprehensible, but the lyrics of Trogdor continue}''

'''CAPTIONS:''' —to those wicked dueling guitar solos!

'''CAPTIONS:''' It's like squeedly versus meedly over here??

''{the captions attempt to decipher what is being said}''

'''CAPTIONS:''' Trog

'''CAPTIONS:''' A Trogmack ''{appears after}'' should not ''{appears after}'' retrivowed gluh

'''CAPTIONS:''' ??!!?!?

'''CAPTIONS:''' A Trogdorvey?

'''CAPTIONS:''' After the night

'''CAPTIONS:''' Check Ed in the name

'''CAPTIONS:''' Alleviate

'''CAPTIONS:''' A sogbah

'''CAPTIONS:''' Nights

'''CAPTIONS:''' I've turned on

'''CAPTIONS:''' And relented your

'''CAPTIONS:''' ????!?!

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' I imagine denaturally relieve you

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' Rotunted the dewy air

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hold on

'''CAPTIONS:''' I can read

'''CAPTIONS:''' Brulee you're

'''CAPTIONS:''' There you go

'''CAPTIONS:''' A man

'''CAPTIONS:''' I dreamed one ZZERP!

'''CAPTIONS:''' It don't mean

'''CAPTIONS:''' Live

'''CAPTIONS:''' Vroo money

'''CAPTIONS:''' May burnadeal

'''CAPTIONS:''' Volumae

'''CAPTIONS:''' Rah

'''CAPTIONS:''' I found her

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' That you made

'''CAPTIONS:''' That you may

'''CAPTIONS:''' A fire

'''CAPTIONS:''' A match

'''CAPTIONS:''' Orchard life

'''CAPTIONS:''' Is there even Rhud?
|date=15 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393295868040818691
|text=As soon as I can get past the first freaking level!! That game is hard! And the map makes no sense!
|reply={{@|HeroicJRA}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if an ''{{w|Axe of Rage}}'' playthrough would be released.
|date=14 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393214974630285326
|text=A new stuff to watch! Gazemaze in wonder as I get ancient PC game Sea Battle working again thanks to DOS-savvy commenters! [[youtube:xh87dFlPt5A|youtube.com/watch?v=xh87dF...]]
|pic=TwitterFrienDendum.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=14 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1392667626099384323
|text=Ahhh!! I wanna see it in action!!
|reply={{@|ChelleDoggo}}, who made a [[Homsar]] Mii in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|date=12 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391582931215343616
|text=Unused 20X6–style Sad Kid from Stinkoman Level 10. He and his sis were gonna be in a cutscene but I can't remember the context. Prolly should stay unused.
|pic=Twitter20X6SadKid.gif
|image transcript=A 2-frame GIF of the 20X6–style Sad Kid opening his mouth and crying.
|date=9 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391579818752450567
|text=Sadly Videlectrix lost the source files and samples from the original tracks years ago. So it's either super compressed mp3 quality audio or recreating them from scratch.
|reply={{@|kotektoad}}, who asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would ever be available on sale or on [[Music Streaming Profiles|music streaming services]].
|date=9 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391033591774187523
|text="Hey Homestar, I really like your pipe cleaner Jamiroquai costume."
|quote={{@|ADDollhouse}}, who replied to the figurine Tweet showing their own Homestar figurine made of pipe cleaners.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390906757455749122
|text=Did you ever get the figures you wanted? Or did you have to just melt down all your extra Cheat Commandos into a discolored lump and manually shape them into my style? And if so, can I buy that monstrosity off you?
|reply={{@|Antipilor}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter correcting himself that it was series 1 rather than series 2.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390900828144349186
|text=Oh no! When was this and who did you deal with? Bubs?!
|reply={{@|Mipader}} and {{@|Antipilor}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter saying he recieved Cheat Commandos figurines instead of Homestar Runner Series 2 figurines.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390844948333879298
|text=Found a time capsule with a few lost series 2 figurines in somebody's basement! What should I do with these? THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!
|pic=TwitterFigurinesInBags.jpg
|date=7 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390161782107422720
|text=Does this mean I can finally make a worthy sequel to Dangeresque: Getaway Car Jump Into-er?!
|pic=TwitterDangeresqueCarJump.gif
|reply={{@|Sparkster2600}}, who quoted the ''{{w|Game Builder Garage}}'' trailer and told Strong Bad that it's like ''{{w|WarioWare D.I.Y.}}''
|date=6 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388874873213276161
|text=What a shrine! All this video needs is Homestar singing a warbly a cappella version of the Jurassic Park theme laid over top of it to really cram the wonder and majesty home.
|reply={{@|empletonZe}}, who posted a video of her bathroom with various pieces of Homestar merchandise in it.
|date=2 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388566697217495041
|text=I nominate Humidibot and Schrab's Oswald to the Robot Roll Call.
|reply={{@|RobSchrab}}, who said he'd watch it in response to {{@|TheBrettzo}}, who asked if there was ever a crossover between [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] and Homestar Runner.
|pic=TwitterHumidibot.jpg
|date=1 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388488541127254019
|text=Restocking this summer hopefully!
|reply={{@|kyluya}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] on vinyl and the DJ Teh Cheat slipmat would be restocked.
|date=1 May 2021
}}

{{post|April
|id=1388149888047845384
|text=Sbemail 6-Disc DVD Set is back in stock! Use promo code SAVE6ON2 to get six bucks off when you buy two items. Use it with the Everything Else collection and BAM! First 8 years of [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]] on your shelf! (the next 11 years, not so much)
|link=[[myshopify:collections/frontpage/products/strong-bad-6-disc-dvd-set-sb-emails-1-200|Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] in the store.
|pinned=true
|date=30 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387912540198522883
|text=It's a very accurate "Homestar from that Yello-Dello cartoon" puppet! And Strong Sad would be horrified that you apparently used a 180 gram vinyl LP for inside his mouth! Which is great in my book!
|pic=TwitterYelloDello.jpg
|reply={{@|Heldab2}}, who made their own [[Puppet Homestar]].
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387814716425347083
|text=I was gonna say "as under-appreciated and emotionally neglected as The Cheat" but "cool" works too!
|reply={{@|TheSeg}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if he was a cool as The Cheat.
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387805382576328711
|text=Sorry Seg. It was just a knee jerk reaction. Like how when I see a cute sidekick I'm always like "oh man I wish I had a cute sidekick!" and then I turn around and The Cheat is staring at me, tearslick eyes as big as dinner plates.
|reply={{@|TheSeg}}, who replied to the ''{{w|Miitopia}}'' Tweet with sadness that Strong Bad forgot about working with him.
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387596845887758339
|text=A fan-made mini!
|reply={{@|LarryInc64}}, who replied to the [[Everything Else DVDs Three Disk Set]] Tweet and asked what the [[Stinkoman]] figure on the case was from.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387576150034161667
|text=I assumed it was Jim Davis.
|reply={{@|katalyna}}, who replied to {{@|LukaDMurphy}}'s reply to the previous Tweet, and corrected them that the Mii to the left of Strong Bad is {{wp|Mr. Clean}}.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387561725017346048
|text=Oh man! This rules! Maybe one day I'll get my own Nintendo game!! Oh wait.
|quote={{@|nintendolife}}, which wrote an article featuring the {{prs|1387111883799289863|27|Apr|2021|alt=Strong Bad Mii}} from the previous day.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158863380684800
|text=Stinkoslide! I think ultimately giving him StarBlazers hair may have been {{@|SmallBuStudio}}'s best design decision.
|pic=StinkomanConceptStinkoman.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158859123470338
|text=Pan Pan Pose and Poise.
|pic=StinkomanPanPanPose.png
|pic2=StinkomanPanPanPoise.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158855214379015
|text=1-Up The Extra Man!
|pic=StinkomanConcept1Up.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158850109943809
|text=Marzi-Mei. I fully back the decision to ditch her hands. Creepsa me out!
|pic=StinkomanConceptMarzi1.png
|pic2=StinkomanConceptMarzi2.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158846196654081
|text=Ring Pop Chorchmega Supreme!
|pic=StinkomanConceptChorch.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158842492993541
|text=Stinkoman Concept Art Thread. Lookit this amazing stuff from {{@|SmallBuStudio}}! (also go buy their awesome game Later Alligator! It's like a game full of a buncha mini, no-beef Trogdors runnin around!)
|pic=StinkomanConceptCast.jpg
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387111883799289863
|retweet={{@|mitsamemario}}, who created a Strong Bad {{w|Mii}} in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387152384044961794
|text=Finally! This used to be the best you could do back in the early wiiwaggle days!
|pic=TwitterStrongBadMii.jpg
|reply={{@|mitsamemario}}, who created a Strong Bad {{w|Mii}} in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad's picture is of a fan's submission (made on the {{w|Wii}}) for [[Telltale Games]]'s [http://web.archive.org/web/20080701055923/http://telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-348 "Make a Mii" contest] in 2008. In the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#O Contest, Mii Contest|dev blog]], Strong Bad commented that the Mii looked like him eating a live squid.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1385951156665524231
|text=Burnination motivation, I like it! 
(psst! remember, if you decide to just sit on the couch and play Troglikes and eat tonkatsu-flavored chippety-chomps all day, you can always fall back on my plan B!)
|pic=TwitterAbAbber.jpg
|reply={{@|nthmost}}, who shared a monthly workout logger decorated with pictures of Trogdor and Strong Bad.
|date=24 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1385573374274019328
|text=Yep, these will get restocked. The Cheat just gnawed up a pallet of the dvd cases so it's taking a while.
|reply={{@|HeyItsPalmer}}, who asked if the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] would be restocked.
|date=23 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384953246217871361
|text=Nope! They disappear into the ether after the live broadcast!
|reply={{@|Flamesof24}}, who replied to the Burninate the House Tweet and asked if a video the full stream would be available later.
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384931220065239041
|text=And here's the full too-long-for-twitter version with even more "womp-mbwamp" solos!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link=the [[youtube:pwCMLMktDkA|full version]] of the video on [[YouTube]].
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384927159966437381
|text=In case you missed Sunday's live {{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, here's some of the awesome dumbness we made with {{@|kalikazoo}}! Burninate The House! (titles and authentic bad tracking by {{@|kevinday}}.)
|pic=BurninateTheHouse.png
|video transcript={{see|The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021#"Burninate the House" Transcript}}
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384298261343707140
|text=Don't worry, those were just a few strays The Cheat found under a forklift or something. A full proper resupply of Sbemail dvds is in the works.
|reply={{@|HighlanderVO}} and {{@|GetUpOnTheMike}}, who replied to {{prs|1376710447118843908|29|Mar|2021|alt=a Tweet}} in which Strong Bad confirmed the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] DVDs were being restocked, discussing the availability of said DVDs.
|date=19 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383907932744470532
|text=Going live in less than an hour at 7pm est/4pm pst with {{@|kalikazoo}} on [http://SchrabHomeVideo.com SchrabHomeVideo.com]! Here's an approximation of what it will be like!
|pic=TwitterTryingToGetGreat.png
|video transcript=
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm just trying to get great! I'm just trying to get great!

''{Strong Bad's right eye disappears briefly before coming back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah my eye!
|date=18 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383472494003113986
|retweet={{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, who posted a video showing their schedule for Sunday April 18, including Strong Bad on [[The Kali Kazoo Show]].
|date=17 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383075098199007234
|text=Peoples! Join me and *grumblevoice* puppet Homestar LIVE with coolpal {{@|kalikazoo}}
this Sunday April 18 at 4pst/7est on [http://schrabhomevideo.com schrabhomevideo.com]. Music and dumbness will abound!
|pic=TwitterKaliKazooShow.jpg
|date=16 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382092043682471940
|retweet={{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, who announced Strong Bad and Homestar Runner would be on their podcast on Sunday April 18.
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382073612304277504
|text=I hope you got to see THIS then:
|link=[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]] on [[YouTube]].
|reply={{@|AmbientVirus}}, who wished for a {{wp|Toonami}} [[Stinkoman]] show.
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382053977127329794
|text=And thank YOU for creating a sparkly gold monument of me sitting side saddle on a semi-Ionic column whilst holding a cold one! I hope it's like those eternal flames. An Eternally Foaming One that forever bubbles froth that passersby can slurp up! Maybe bring a wet wipe.
|reply={{@|Polygon}}, which had an article about Strong Bad alongside art of a golden statue of him sitting on a pillar holding a [[Cold One]].
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1381793044266160130
|text=Crime Scene Twisted n' Splattered On The Pavement Strong Bad (aka Talking Strong Bad Plush) is BACK IN STOCK over {{@|Fangamer}}! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-plush-talking|fangamer.com/collections/ho...]]
|pic=TwitterCrimeSceneStrongBadPlush.jpg
|date=12 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1381632321477083138
|text=Forbidden r'mance!
|pic=TwitterForbiddenLove.jpg
|date=12 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1380539945350234119
|text=Naw this is definitely the Stave It Off guy's estranged fitness buff/Guitar For The Practicing Musician-subscribing brother. His name is clearly Dave It Off Guy.
|reply={{@|jonnymuzik}}, who shows a bag of bagels from the brand {{w|Dave's Killer Bread}}, whose mascot he claims looks like [[Stave it off Guy]].
|fun facts=
*{{wp|Guitar for the Practicing Musician}} was a monthly magazine published from 1982 to 1999, known for featuring guitar {{w|tablature}}s to popular songs.
|date=9 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379979689486323712
|text=Shh! Keep it down! Or a phalanx of Framp-lawyers will descend uponst me!
|reply={{@|omgitsjaynine}}, who says that {{w|Peter Frampton}} reminds them of the [[Strong Bad Main Page]].
|date=7 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379979437752651776
|text=Sadly all those figurines are long sold out. I recommend checking the "ziplock bags of crusty, faded fast food kid's meal toys" section of your local thrift store. Maybe you'll find a Poopsmith next to a 6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot for no reason!
|reply={{@|MrsDocterminus}}, who asked if there is any way to get the figurines.
|fun facts=
*The "6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot" refers to {{w|Changeables}}, a line of toys by [[McDonald's]] consisting of food items that could be transformed into robots. One of the original toys was designed after a box of {{w|Chicken McNuggets}}.
|date=7 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379088992122060803
|text=Looks like I'm gonna have to adorably run in plaaAAAaace!
|pic=TwitterSmallDangeresque.gif
|date=5 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1378460764713979908
|text=Burninating the dead weeping scholars/graduates?
|reply={{@|WillWrambles}}, who pointed out [[Trogdor]] appearing in an episode of [[wikipedia:Amphibia (TV series)|Amphibia]].
|date=3 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1377759997204004869
|text=I wish I could take credit for Taranchula's mystical orbs of metal but that's all them. Though I did somehow inhabit the body of the lead singer once after he shredded Moving Very Slowly so hard with Limozeen as seen here at 36:24: [[youtube:FnravKKkLQs|youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs]]
|quote={{@|DonutHolschtein}}, who praised Strong Bad for [[Moving Very Slowly]].
|date=1 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1377701407344693249
|text=Def agree with all of the points raised in this video. Especially the grass. Nice woik {{@|Nick930Gaming}}!
|pic=TrogdorDemonsSouls.jpg
|quote={{@|Nick930Gaming}}, who made a video comparing [[TROGDOR!]] and the [[wikipedia:Demon's Souls (2020 video game)|Demon's Souls]] remake.
|date=1 Apr 2021
}}

{{post|March
|id=1376711066244288512
|text=It's a reprint of Volumes 1, 2, and 3 all in one new case. Content on each disc is the same as the previous releases.
|reply={{@|rachaelbusher}}, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376710447118843908
|text=More are already on the way!
|reply={{@|HighlanderVO}}, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376666015216635911
|text=Maybe I'll just lump everything from late '07-present onto one collection called The Dregs: Mostly the Second Decade of [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]]. Whattaya think?
|reply={{@|SpencerBlackisa}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376614778169393153
|text=Not to be outdone by my 6 disc set of sbemails, the Everything Else DVDs went and reprinted themselves a 3 disc set with new artwork that shows off what a box of random crap it truly is!
|link=[[Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set]] on the [[myshopify:products/copy-of-strong-bad-emails-1-200-six-disc-set|Shopify store]].
|pinned=true
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376564895513243651
|text=Y'know, like one of these li'l guys.
|pic=TwitterCheets.jpg
|reply=the Eggs Tweet.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376564402221162498
|text=This is from 2007. So 2001.
|reply={{@|deletehead}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376562169656057867
|text=Old crap corner! Member these eggs? I think originally I was gonna scream about being upside down and how all the yolk was rushing to my head or summat until finally cracking myself open revealing a marshmallow The Cheat inside. [[HR:eggs|homestarrunner.com/eggs]]
|pic=TwitterEggs.jpg
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1375685602914500608
|retweet={{@|mfrederickson}}, who posted an edited video of {{wp|Jeopardy!}} with the categories from the [[Main Pages]].
|date=27 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1375587704155561998
|text=Galvanized! Galvanized Galvanized!
|pic=TwitterHomestarDeck.png
|video transcript=
''{A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today I am become a deck!

''{A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poof paff puff.

''{The wooden Homestar blinks a few times}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That... that was sawdust.
|quote={{@|HomestarGamer}}, who posted a piece of wood that looked like [[Homestar Runner]].
|date=26 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1374871302960463873
|text=Aww, thanks for weathering the import/VAT/whatev charges! Don't forget the soundboard of my quotes and the dumb songs we wrote to help you learn the rules: [[trogdorboardgame:soundboard|trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/]]
|reply={{@|SamtheAngelFox}}, who imported [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] to Australia.
|date=24 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1373801094640500744
|text=Everybody made such a big deal out of Mar10 Day but no one ever talks about Mar21 Day when Videlectrix adds premium Marzipan DLC to their hit games.
|pic=TwitterMarzipanRacewalker.jpg
|pic2=TwitterMarshiepanMixup.jpg
|date=21 Mar 2021
|fun facts=
* The two pictures edit Marzipan into [[50K Racewalker]] and [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
* March 10th is officially known as [[Mario]] day, usually celebrated by Nintendo with sales on games from said franchise.
}}

{{post
|id=1373273798020042753
|text=Hey tabletoptypes! Wanna play Trogdor the board game with pals online? Check out this awesome fan made mod for {{@|TabletopSim}} by {{@|MarcusRaven86}}! [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 steamcommunity.com/sharedfi...] You can also watch him play it tonight (3/20 8pm edt) on his streamins: [[twitch:marcusraven86|twitch.tv/marcusraven86]]
|pic=TwitterTrogdorBoardGameGrow.gif
|date=20 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1373052344657711106
|text=How to properly (home)slice a Homestar cake: 
1. Cut the first piece out of his face so it looks like his rectangly talkmouth. 
2. Rip his star off with your bare hand and shove into loved one's face 
3. Now bake and decorate the Strong Bad cake you shoulda made in the first place!
|quote={{@|Klonoa1545}}, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.
|date=19 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1371967301378043906
|text=Sorry, the closest you'd get is a rushed "crap suzy" and it wouldn't be worth the 200 bucks I'd charge you on that app "Get Internet Wrestlemen to Record Stuff 4 U Cuz They Need 2 Pay 4 A New Videocard."
|reply={{@|swearsister}}, who wanted Strong Bad to say "[[wikipedia:Crêpes Suzette|crepe suzette]]".
|date=16 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1371677389651128330
|text=Hey, you're right {{@|NikolasMokalis}}! From behind, hatless Homestar DOES look like a graphic design-y oven mitt icon!
|pic=TwitterCulinaryContent.png
|video transcript=
''{Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hustle for culinary content!
|quote={{@|NikolasMokalis}}, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner.
|fun facts=
*"Hustle for culinary content" is a reference to "hustle for sports" from [[Coach Z's 110%]], also spoken by Homestar in a mustache.
|date=16 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370875668288901121
|text=I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BAAAACK!
|reply={{@|DavidASandoval}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "{{w|Ding Dong Song}}" by {{w|Günther (singer)|Günther}} ft. The Sunshine Girls.
|date=13 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370864372264882177
|text=Oh man! Try it with the Graw Mad figurine!!
|reply={{@|DavidASandoval}}, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game {{w|Yakuza 0}}.
|date=13 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370587688613601281
|text=With a full scholarship!* *full scholarship is one (1) "wet type" vhs head cleaner cassette
|pic=TwitterWetTape.jpg
|reply={{@|BraxtonWerthers}}, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370500798250151936
|text=Why does the Porridgedi Maiden on the right have TWO RIGHT HANDS?!!!
|reply={{@|oxacillin}}, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] made it.
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370453265796755458
|text=Here's the full still image. Zoom in and pinch around! See how many braincats you can find! Once you find one you can't stop!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadAI.jpg
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370143800719446021
|text=(p.s. go buy her hilariawesome book about A.I.! [http://youlooklikeathing.com youlooklikeathing.com])
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link={{@|JanelleCShane}}'s [https://www.janelleshane.com/book-you-look-like-a-thing book].
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370143798601334787
|text=Internet pal {{@|JanelleCShane}} got a discount neural net to generate an image of me! Witness the trainwreckery!
|quote={{@|JanelleCShane}} about her new book about A.I.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadAI.jpg
|video transcript=
''{white caption on a black background}''

'''CAPTION:''' A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm—

''{cut to the image being described}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' this is a depiction of ''{yellow text of the following appears}'' "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band".

''{text fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then they added ''{yellow text of the following appears}'' "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters.

''{text fades and zoom on a part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That sorta looks like me, ''{green outline of Strong Bad's face appears}'' in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, ''{green outline of the microphone appears}'' y'know?

''{both outlines fade}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor ''{green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears}'' the Arpeggi-ator!

''{pan to another part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I do see a lot of lasers,—

''{zoom to show full image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, ''{The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green}'' with cool shades?

''{zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. ''{green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears}'' Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like ''{does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles}''

''{zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool.

''{pan to another "Homestar Runner"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, ''{green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears}'' or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. ''{the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades}''

''{pan to another part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. ''{outline of what Strong Bad described}''

''{pan lower in the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey check it out, it's one of my—

''{the first Olda Boy appears}''

'''OLDA BOY:''' I miss video games—

''{the Olda Boy disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' college boys from Teen Girl Squad.

''{pan to garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And this says, ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "EOLA?" ''{pronounced ee-oh-luh}'' Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!"

''{zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe I'm like lasering folk music ''{green lasers appear}'' with my hot licks!

''{zoom to more garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post".

''{pan to more garbled text near the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What does this say at the bottom? ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles—

''{zoom out to show whole image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' like, infinitely in all directions.

''{zoom to more garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now it says ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision.

''{the parent from [[Fan Costumes 2015]] slides in from the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, as the parent}'' Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? ''{logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right}'' Why it's just preposterous.

''{logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, speaking normally}'' Get the slight impression of a guitar ''{green outline of a guitar appears}'' here.

''{outline fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe like a fishnet ''{green outline of a leg appears}'' high heeled leg comin' down.

''{outline fades, pan left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These look like, ripped blue jean legs, ''{green outline of jean legs appears}'' comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, ''{green outline of a guitar appears on the legs}'' one of those ones that has the pie pan ''{black outline of a pie pan appears}'' in it. I don't know what those are for.

''{all outlines fade}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly ''{outlines reappear with a pie}'' baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370140704681385987
|text=Easter egg from a late era Marzipan's Answering Machine I think.
|reply={{@|Phyreburnz}} who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370098638379220993
|link={{prs|785135844197666816|9|Oct|2016|alt=a video from 2016}} of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme.
|reply={{@|jakehuneycutt}} who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370086840863182855
|text=And remember, that last song's not Seger, it's Hardee's:
|link=[[youtube:XRP6w619Hwo|an 80's Hardee's commercial]] promoting {{wp|Alvin and the Chipmunks}} collectible drinking glasses.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370084925077135370
|text=Not to be outdone by the vinyl release of my album, Homestar has put together a compilation of his cover songs for your unjoyment.
|pic=TwitterHomestarCoverTracks.png
|video transcript=
''{Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

''{cut to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black.

''{cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from [[anything]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

''{cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the Easter egg of [[montage]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!

''{cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from [[car]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

''{cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the Easter egg of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Somewheres, out theres...

''{cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the Easter egg of [[pizza joint]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Party! Cheatsa Party!

''{cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the Easter egg of [[Ever and More!]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

''{cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the Easter egg of [[slumber party]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

''{cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the Easter egg of [[the paper]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

''{cut to everyone in their costumes from [[Which Ween Costumes?]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing with a slight echo}'' Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?

''{cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from [[strong badathlon]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Just take those old glasses off the shelf...
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1367553062999650305
|text=That's cause he's rendered with ASCIIAROSCURO shading! But i'll try for you here: 
                            V 
                ^\/^     •• 
              /^^^^^~^^{{!}} 
   (^^^ /             VVV   <<< 
  (   )^ /     (^\__/\/\/\    <<< 
   @    (     ( 
Okay never mind.
|reply={{@|Nerdevar}}, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] back cover art.
|date=4 Mar 2021
}}

{{post|February
|id=1365718833814773764
|text=That Lexus prolly belongs to that Keeper of Trogdor called Hardybardy. Always trying to get in good with the boss burninator. Er... the bossinator?
|pic=TwitterHardybardyFull.jpg
|reply={{@|DrMacsBug}}, who shared a photo of a license plate frame bearing the words "Believe in the Trogdor Who Believes in Burninating".
|date=27 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1365369097534517256
|text=Is this what you're seein? This is where my brains go.
|pic=TwitterCheatKrave.gif
|reply={{@|cerealouslynet}}, who posted a photo of Chocolate Chip [[wikipedia:Krave (cereal)|Krave]], commenting that it looked like The Cheat.
|date=26 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364384494971719682
|text=I think you mean "bwoken."
|reply={{@|NMFreed}}, who posted an edited poster for a {{wp|Spider-Man}} movie featuring Homestar Runner, saying "the multiverse has been broken".
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364346323416342546
|text=Daaaaaang. You peoples went nuts and bought all of my rekkids!! Well, for only 10 bucks you can always get the album on compactimost disc. 
[[myshopify:products/strong-bad-sings-cd|homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/stron...]] 
Or buy it on no disc here and on other streamins services: 
Strong Bad Sings by Strong Bad [https://music.apple.com/us/album/strong-bad-sings/1479443660 music.apple.com/us/album/stron...]
|link=[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] in the [[myshopify:products/strong-bad-sings-cd|Shopify store]].
|reply=the vinyl cover Tweet.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364315994987110405
|text=Naw, I hadn't written that jam yet when SB Sings came out. But it's all over the streamins':
|link=[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] on [[songwhip:strong-bad/grumblecakes|Songwhip]].
|reply={{@|spatulatrix}}, who was disappointed that "Grumblecakes" wasn't on Strong Bad Sings.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364295457166553089
|text=Nope! You totally don't need it. This product was specifically designed for people who want it. If you find yourself not wanting it, then it is definitely not for you!
|reply={{@|YoshiAngemon}}, who owned the Strong Bad Sings CD and wanted to know if they needed to buy the vinyl.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364284844914708480
|text=And don't forget to trick out your turntables and protect your precious Europants EDM records with DJ Teh Cheat on this cool slipmat with art by ruler of schools {{@|spacecoyotl}}! 
[[fangamer:products/dj-cheat-slipmat-vinyl|fangamer.com/products/dj-ch...]]
|pic=TwitterDJTehCheat.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364259711147737089
|text=Cheap As Free Recordings and {{@|Fangamer}} present! With all new amazing artwork from {{@|leepetty}}!
|pic=Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl video.png
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|video transcript={{see|Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!}}
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364258891228405766
|text=Strong Bad Sings on VINYL!! Out NOW! 
[[fangamer:products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|fangamer.com/products/stron...]]
|pic=TwitterSBSings.jpg
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364058243807461376
|text=This is intriguing. I am finding myself... intrigued.
|reply={{@|Ratheronfire}}, who recreated Stinkoman 20X6 using [[wikipedia:Godot (game engine)|Godot]].
|date=22 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1363860018899144707
|text=Today's Old Crap Corner features that time I wished Flash happy birthday and got to shape tween Homestar! [[HR:flashday|homestarrunner.com/flashday]]
|pic=TwitterShapeTween.jpg
|date=22 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1363246293104082946
|text=Whoa! This must be the rare "Eye Gouge Damage Talking Strong Bad!" I didn't think {{@|Fangamer}} was really gonna take my advice and make that variant!! Does it make "pus squish sounds™" and smell gangrenous like the napkin doodles I sent the manufacturer?!
|reply={{@|SpAM_CAN}}, who got a Talkin Strong Bad Plush with a black eye.
|date=20 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362827445066473472
|text=Check it out, {{@|JanelleCShane}} used a neural net to generate weird mascots and got the same kinda results that we did from just being really hungry and tired and sorta confused.
|pic=TwitterJollyDumple.jpg
|pic2=TwitterHungryAndTired.jpg
|pic3=TwitterDumpleApplication.jpg
|quote={{@|JanelleCShane}}, who generated mascot names using a neural net.
|date=19 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362432340748886016
|text=Trust me. Not a story you wanna hear. 
Once upon a twice, everything was great. Then Homestar Runner showed up in his duck shirt and everything has been exactly 1 HU (homestarnomical unit) less great ever since. The end.
|reply={{@|tiffaneemee}} and {{@|ericsmithrocks}} about a potential History of Homestar Runner book.
|date=18 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362082754045874176
|text=Ahh! Looks like me if someone flayed the bottom half of my face!!
|reply={{@|FoxyMalD}}, who knitted a shawl that was said to look like Strong Bad.
|date=17 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1361060023598796800
|text=Vamlumtime's GIF Game! Click to stop the animation and discover who's got a random crush on whom! It's gonna get weird!!
|pic=TwitterCrush-o-tronix.gif
|date=14 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360354464188821508
|text=currently at direct URLs: 
[[hr:sbemail200|homestarrunner.com/sbemail200]] 
(no dot html) 
and 
[[hr:sbemail100|homestarrunner.com/sbemail100]] 
(also no dot html) 
still getting the redirects to point to all the right spots.
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who asked where [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[Page Load Error]] were on the new site.
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360345644230139904
|text=The concept is just to play the games from my disk caddy that appeared in actual sbemails like the theme song told you: 
[[Floppy Disk Container|hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...]]
|reply={{@|SquareLukester}}, who asked if viewers could request games for [[Disk 4 of 12]].
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360306110062755843
|text=The only games up for consideration are these: 
[[Floppy Disk Container|hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...]] 
It says so in my opening theme song even!
|reply={{@|pullahoko}}, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet, suggesting the game ''Super Solvers''.
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360296155201036289
|text=Odell Lake is on the list! MECC's classic that was buried by its more popular, dysentery-infused older sibling Oregon Trail.
|reply={{@|PetrarchEleven}}, who replied to the previous Tweet, mentioning ''[[wikipedia:Odell Lake (video game)|Odell Lake]]''.
|fun facts=
*''[[Floppy Disk Container#odell_lake|Odell Lake]]'' was in Strong Bad's floppy disk container in the email [[funny]].
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360295169719992323
|text=New stuff! I finally finished a full episode of my "Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games" series! 
Watch it up/watch it down here: 
[[youtube:yvscxQN1JlA|youtube.com/watch?v=yvscxQ...]]
|pic=TwitterDisk4Of12Title.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1358842360885612549
|text=check the archived flash site: 
[[OldHR:sadjournal/|old.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/]] 
that'll get you most of his whiny lament. And then box under bed is here: 
[[HR:wonderyears|homestarrunner.com/wonderyears]] 
don't tell nobody.
|reply={{@|HauntedDriveIn}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if there was a way to find [[Strong Sad's Lament]] and [[The Secrets That I Keep]] on the updated site.
|date=8 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1358835374068482059
|text=This week's Old Crap Corner features old valentines and grim The Cheat-commissioned animations! 
[[HR:old-valentines|homestarrunner.com/old-valentines]]
|pic=TwitterDarkDarkDay.png
|pic2=TwitterOldValentines.png
|date=8 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1357106768787234821
|text=That one's out of print. Gonna do a 3 disc, all-in-one-box set of Everything Else at some point like we did for Sbemails.
|reply={{@|RegehrEvan}}, who asked when [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] is going back in stock.
|date=3 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356749848112947202
|text=And don't forget our goodtime pals from {{@|YachtRockRevue}} who are both ignorant of what vanguard means AND here to party. Very important viewpoints, both.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=2 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356748640820334594
|text=Did you know that {{@|murderwizard}}, Gary Palaroncini himself, cameo'd in this heavy metal parking lot footage from an old Baddest of the Bands promo? More like HE'S the vanguard. Check out all the awesome stuff that guy's made:
 [https://jchristopherarrison.com jchristopherarrison.com]
|pic=TwitterBaddestoftheBands.png
|video transcript=
'''FIRST FAN:''' I mean... I mean what excites me is that, Strong Bad, he's kinda uh, he's like a vanguard. He comes out with new things all the time and I-I have- none of us have any idea what he's gonna do but I'm totally pyched for it. So I hope he blows my mind. I hope he blows- I hope he blows his mind. 

''{pan to second fan}'' 

'''SECOND FAN:''' I don't even know what "vanguard" means! ''{laughs}'' 

''{pan to third fan}'' 

'''CAMERAMAN:''' Do you know what "vanguard" means? 

'''THIRD FAN:''' Oh vanguard! VANGUARD! WOOOOOOOO! 

''{cut to closer up}'' 

'''THRID FAN:''' MARZIPAN!! Haha! Oww! 

'''CAMERAMAN:''' Who's Marzipan? 

'''FOURTH FAN:''' I'm just here to party.
|date=2 Feb 2021
}}
{{post
|id=1356379983523033090
|text=That was fast!! This is fantastic! I want this on every country dish towel hanging on every dishwasher handle in every hamwater-smelling grandma's kitchen in the world!!
|reply={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who created a cross stitch pattern of The Cheat in a Cornucopia in response to Strong Bad's request earlier that day.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}
{{post
|id=1356313600219086849
|text=It is. It just changes every week. But the content stays up if you know where to look.
|reply={{@|CosToons}}, who asked if [[Old Crap Corner]] would be a section on the site.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356313423169146881
|text=Yes. More are being forged as we speak in the deepest dankest Trogfacturing furnaces. But sometimes you can find legit reseller copies on Amazon for around $40.
|reply={{@|JenClone}}, who replied to a {{prs|1323332044815061003|2|Nov|2020|alt=Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet from November 2020}}, asking if the game would be restocked.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356291739997401088
|text=Put The Cheat in a Horn of Plenty!!
|reply={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who had the idea to stitch Homestar Runner characters into vintage cross-stitch scenes.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356286307304165376
|text=Good point. Maybe this first one was aimed AT grandmas.
|reply={{@|smashpro1}}, who replied to the Needlepoint Tweet saying that his grandma would never have gotten rid of a few things.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356284465677537280
|text=This week's Old Crap Corner features a weird cross-stitch thing that I guess was going to be an ongoing feature wherein needlepointy versions of us would offer pearls of Grandma's Wall-style wisdom. Dunno why it was abandoned. 
[[hr:needlepoint|homestarrunner.com/needlepoint]]
|pic=TwitterNeedlepoint.jpg
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356247503298056196
|text=Aww, someone finally bought IRL The Cheat another pizza!
|reply={{@|BigBearDAC}}, who linked to a video of a {{wp|serval}} eating, saying it sounded like The Cheat.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356246661085933569
|text=I'll prolly archive it on YT eventually once I have a few minutes worth of this kinda stuff.
|reply={{@|rickrawlz}}, who suggested that Strong Bad post the [[#1354840412511469576|Homestar burrito video]] to [[YouTube]].
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post|January
|id=1355664909728690178
|text=Ahh! Pick The Cheat! THE CHEAT!! Don't remove my husky head! Wrap a rubber band around me and use me as a Capo of Last Resort!
|reply={{@|feelinbattyy}}, who was debating whether to hot glue their [[The Cheat]] figurine or the head of their [[Strong Bad]] figurine to their guitar switch.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1355664354344054790
|text=Yup! Not everything works yet but it will. And what does work will load on phones and tablets too! A mobile load!
|pic=TwitterTotalLoad.jpg
|reply={{@|DanOlso56252798}}, who responded to the [[#1349242412129017856|Main Page 27 Tweet]], asking if homestarrunner.com was still up after the death of Flash.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1355662958328754184
|text=This is the best worst case of poison ivy I have ever seen.
|reply={{@|RetroRadNat}}, who had Homestar Runner tattooed on her arm.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354840412511469576
|text=This burrito is like one o' those "age your grody face" apps! It accurately predicts what elderly Homestar will look like.
|quote={{@|lives_bad}}, who claimed to see [[Homestar Runner]] in his burrito.
|pic=TwitterHomestarBurrito.jpg
|video transcript=
''{A burrito resembling Homestar Runner, with black beans for eyes, speaks in a wheezy, elderly voice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Strong Bad, I guess this is the end. To Marzipan I bequeath all my rice and beans. 'Cause she needs to eat more proteins. And to you, Strong Bad, old friend, I leave my precious Cholula. 'Cause you always brought such spice into my life. ''{coughs}''
|date=28 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354485468885352457
|text=I want these as a set of elementary school teacher stickers to put on assignments. With captions like "You Cheated!" and "How sad!" and "Pile o' whatsit!"
|quote={{@|LukosPH}}, who posted some stylized Homestar Runner characters.
|date=27 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354060507737706497
|text=It is now! 
[[hr:playsets|homestarrunner.com/playsets]]
|reply={{@|deletehead}}, who asked if the [[Cheat Commandos Playset]] print-out page was on the new website.
|date=26 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353863867970056194
|text=Just go here for more KOT than you could ever possibly want/need: 
[[hr:mainking|homestarrunner.com/mainking]]
|reply={{@|mrdowdle}}, who said he missed [[The King of Town]].
|date=25 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353826538949644289
|text=That's not me. Also just wait.
|reply={{@|dasuber}}, who linked to the [[Wikipedia:Twitch (service)|Twitch]] account "[[twitch:strongbad|strongbad]]" (which isn't [[twitch:strongbadactual|Strong Bad's actual account]]) and asked why Strong Bad doesn't do livestreams or let's play videos with Homestar.
|date=25 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353404484404211712
|text=And if your browza tells you it doesn't work at first, mebbe try clearing your cache. Or, um... sending me some cash. Either one.
|reply=the previous reply.
|date=24 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353402703607717889
|text=Website still works post-flash thanks to Ruffle (flash emulator). Easter eggs and everything even on phones! Still a work in progress because it doesn't support all the Flashy goodness just yet but it will eventually. Also there's the YouTube channel:
|link=the [https://www.youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom homestarrunnerdotcom] [[YouTube]] channel.
|reply={{@|GunplabroYT}}, who asked if sbemails were backed up somewhere to watch without [[Flash]].
|date=24 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352359601027620866
|text=It'll be back soon. Videlectrix has almost got the whole thing working in Ruffle.
|reply={{@|GunplabroYT}}, who replied to the [[Main Page 27]] announcement Tweet stating that [[Stinkoman 20X6]] was gone forever.
|date=21 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352358193918312453
|text=The lofty goals of my Rhythm n' Grammar album have been achieved!
|reply={{@|Brehm_Sarah}}, who said they remembered Strong Bad's "its VS. it's" song from [[local news]] to figure out which one is the possessive.
|date=21 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352057273846214667
|text=Those should be in the shorts section now. Sorrybowdat.
|reply={{@|DFDvids}}, who replied to the [[Main Page 27]] announcement Tweet stating that [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000|2000]] were not on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351947363255005185
|text=I'll make sure it's on the Vol 4 to-do list of it's not already on there!
|reply={{@|_penziiiii}}, who asked if the [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] music from [[mini-golf]] would be uploaded to streaming sites.
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351768435299143682
|text=Don't worry. The game will work again soon thanks to Ruffle. It sorta works now 'cept for no music and messed up sound effects and level 4 is weird and level 9 doesn't load and um... maybe never mind.
|reply={{@|Dakkel6}}, who replied to the {{prs|1340869541425983488|20|Dec|2020|alt=re-enabling Flash Tweet}}, concerned that they had missed their chance to download Flash.
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351558323489931265
|text=I blame the agents and lawyers of probably-famous-actor Bernardo Ralshonde.
|reply={{@|AndroidNina256}} and {{@|yoshi7112}}, who were discussing the unexplained differences between the Flash version and YouTube upload of [[independent]].
|date=19 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351370835169341441
|text=Makes more sense, right? The other intro is just screaming at everybody who's watching to look at Homestar which is a little demanding.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who replied to the [[#1351224674890493954|Old Crap Corner Tweet]], noting that the [[Intro 2|old website intro]] actually showed all the characters while singing "everybody".
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351297808419188736
|text=Not directed at you or your 3D styletypes. Just talkin' smack at the ol' Armless Wonder.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who called Strong Bad's response to his artwork a "sick burn".
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351286157166968838
|text=Hmm. I dunno. I might be fine with that one being relegated to out-of-print DVD-only exclusive status. Besides, I lose a serious chunk of my head in that cartoon.
|reply={{@|MiiCostumeGuy}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking about [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351285603044880385
|text=Homestar always looks like he leaked outta somewhere. Like maybe from the bottom of a grody fridge in the back of a shady deli or something.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who posted a 3D render of Homestar Runner that he joked was "leaked" from an upcoming movie.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351268305076707329
|text=You're trying to get to it the wrong way. Go to toons menu, scroll to bottom of Toons section, click on In Search of the Yello Dello. Not everything works yet but we'll get there.
|reply={{@|faizinmotion}}, who couldn't find the Flash menus for [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] and [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town toon]].
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351253486768447496
|text=I did it!
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who asked if the Main Page 18 effects would be restored.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351251806752563215
|text=Fixed! That creepy jagged background mumbles "grabbity grabbity grabbity" again! All your old fave sounds are back!
|reply={{@|kehander}}, who replied to the [[#1351228084951908353|blur filter reply]], mentioning the [[Main Page 18#Fixed Goofs|eerie mumbling on Main Page 18]] that was lost after the [[April Fools' 2006]] gag.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228818720227331
|text=Then you get to wait in the corner with a hat that says "I already know everything" while the rest of the class has a pizza party.
|reply={{@|HuckleburyFlynn}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet saying he doubted there was anything Homestar-related he hadn't seen.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228458739904521
|text=Briefly? I can't remember. I was prolly worried that its 102kb filesize was too much of a bandwidth hog! Think of the dial-up fans!!
|reply={{@|MCSqueakyClean}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking if the intro had been on the site before.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228084951908353
|text=Ruffle doesn't support that ol' blur filter just yet but they plan to some day. Patience. For now, enjoy the crystal clear wonder that is ME prancin about in my tightymost whities!
|reply={{@|coldreactive}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet, noting the Ruffle issues on Main Page 24.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351227224050061314
|text=Fangamer will have more in stock. Go here to get notified if'n you want:
|link=[[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-plush-talking|Strong Bad Talking Plush]] in the Fangamer store.
|reply={{@|TruthAM}}, who asked if the [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] was still available.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351224674890493954
|text=In the "Latest Styles" section of the website's new landing page, don't forget Old Crap Corner. Highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw! This week it's an old alternate intro [[hr:intro2|homestarrunner.com/intro2]]
|pic=TwitterOldWebsiteIntro.png
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1350826615002030080
|text=Mostly fixed. Still figuring out all the Ruffle-ations.
|reply={{@|Guybrush20X6}}, who shared screenshots of email [[flashback]]'s borders exposing the rest of the flash toon beneath it.
|date=17 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1350538889447026689
|text=Holy sleevetime!! These tats are intense! Are The Cheat and I high-fiving and screaming "you don't deserve a love you never gave!"? Which cartoon is THAT from?!
|quote={{@|xjennersonx}}, who shared her full-sleeve Homestar Runner tattoos. The quote "You don't deserve a love you never gave" appears above Strong Bad and The Cheat on her left arm.
|date=16 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349938876668932097
|text=Most of the music from SBCG4AP was repurposed stuff from my old cartoons and sbemails. You can find the source material amidst the 180 tracks on this album and it's other 2 volumes:
|link=[[songwhip:strong-bad/homestar-runner-original-soundtrack-volume-1|Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]] on Songwhip.
|reply={{@|poodonkus}}, who wanted the original soundtrack from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349890894825218050
|text=Still workin out the flash-emulation kinks. Think of it as one of those cool boundary break discoveries!
|reply={{@|alexsoddlife}}, who discovered the glitch in the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] allowing the viewer to fly outside the stage.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349884155576737793
|text=Stinkoman doesn't work in the Ruffle emulator quiiiiite yet but you can at least watch the awesome compressy intro cinematic by {{@|SmallBuStudio}}! But it's being worked on so you'll soon be able to beat level 10!
|reply={{@|robomatthew}}, who quoted the [[#1349242412129017856|Main Page 27 Tweet]], happy that Flash content could be preserved so that he could beat Stinkoman 20X6.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349883615354777602
|text=This one has touch controls for mobile! 
[[oldhr:trogdor-canvas-m/index.html|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas...]]
|reply={{@|Irondragon811}}, who wanted a TROGDOR! mobile app.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349881477434142720
|text=You don't stink from the mud. The Kerrek holds that musky key.
|reply={{@|metaweta}}, who responded to the [[#1349751887583735809|Peasant's Quest Tweet]], suggesting an issue with Peasant's Quest because the knight didn't acknowledge [[Rather Dashing]] being muddy.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349771375788126209
|text=I agree.
|reply={{@|semateos}}, who wanted a Strong Bad VR game.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349770645001875457
|text=Yes! There are any plans!
|reply={{@|CompBullSheet}}, who asked if there were any plans to improve user experience with Ruffle.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349758151718035464
|text=Where's an Egg was an Actionscript 3 joint which Ruffle doesn't support just yet. Patience! Egg-related patience!
|reply={{@|kitfm}}, who noted that [[Where's an Egg?]] was broken.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349751887583735809
|text=Added bonus!! The latest Ruffle update appears to have made Peasant's Quest totally playable again! 
[[hr:disk4of12|homestarrunner.com/disk4of12]]
|reply=the [[Main Page 27]] Tweet.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349748010910162945
|text=Or for mobile, press or say, [[oldhr:trogdor-canvas|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas/]] 
Or to end this call, just hang up or say "shut it you."
|reply=the previous reply.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349746774962003971
|text=Try it now!
|reply={{@|Age_of_Greed}}, who got a 404 error when he tried to play [[TROGDOR!]].
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349385706716749828
|text=Stinkoman got animated like this so he's covered for birthday presents for the next decade.
|link=[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]] on [[youtube:_iAaQ-MTDIU|YouTube]].
|reply={{@|Karolicker}}, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where [[Stinkoman]]'s party was in reference to [[Happy Trogday]].
|date=13 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349242412129017856
|text=18 years ago today, I drew a little dragon and screamed a little song. Come celebrate {{@|#|Trogday}} with the first new homepage in over 10 years. 
[[hr:main/27|homestarrunner.com/main/27]]
|pic=TwitterMainPage27.jpg
|date=13 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1348753160307945472
|text=Don't worry. He's not.
|reply={{@|Pocomouse}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying they never knew the [[King of Town]] was named King Castlefunny.
|date=11 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1348729052291616768
|text=Who do you think would win in a vintage cold ones signage battle? King Castlefunny or that Hamms Bear? I'm betting the King fries and eats Bear in three rounds. 
(kot art by {{@|babypopdipstick}})
|pic=TwitterFrothmansLite.jpg
|video transcript=''{A bar sign: the left side resembles a stone tower with an LED display simulating a beer glass filling and emptying. The right side has a picture of [[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]] and a beer glass, and the words 'King Castlefunny proclaimeth: "The Glass is ALWAYS half-full with" Frothman's LITE'.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Here at Frothman's Lite, we're way more concerned with cool, throwback-y signage than we are with a cold one that tastes any good.
|date=11 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346859402784083968
|text=This has been discussed.
|link=[[Squintmojis|Homestar Runner Squintmojis]] on [[youtube:S1pxD-N3g5U|YouTube]].
|reply={{@|RABlDCHILD}}, who posted a series of emojis, saying they looked like Strong Bad.
|date=6 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346708772836749313
|text=By going to [[hr:|homestarrunner.com]] right now where you can watch the original cartoons without flash on all devices and in all browsers thanks to a project called Ruffle!
|reply={{@|bethahop}}, who asked how she could watch Homestar Runner without [[Flash]].
|date=6 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346511455638724609
|text=Aw man! How come {{@|npr}} didn't use this great clip of me rippin' on public radio instead?! 
Also apparently me and my dumb animal character companions are a "cool early experiment!" Sounds dangerous, not-peer-reviewed, and unstable! I like it!
|pic=TwitterRayJo.jpg
|video transcript=''See public radio segment of [[radio]].''
|quote={{@|mcolles}}, who linked to {{w|NPR}}'s segment on the death of Flash, in which Homestar Runner was given a shoutout.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad uses the phrase "[[dumb animal characters]]".
|date=5 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346239237407047680
|text=Yes. Someday.
|reply={{@|AlucardsQuest}}, who replied to the [[#1345055889213034496|Intro Cinematic Tweet]] asking if there was any chance of a console port of Videlectrix games.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346192367288786945
|text=No you don't understand, the real Homsar said this while raking corn starch into a shag carpet! I recorded it and matched it up with this fan's puppet video!
|reply={{@|bortman0}}, who replied to the previous Tweet noting that what Homsar said made sense.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346183544486375425
|text=I did it {{@|gabemcfrank}}! I got Homestar and Homsar to say stuff that matches your ancient homemade fan puppets! I crap you not, they just said this stuff throughout the normal course of their day! Apparently, Homestar constantly addresses an invisible audience of "kids."
|pic=TwitterFishFaceHomestar.png
|video transcript=
''{Homestar's puppet pops up in front of a curtain.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Laaaaa! Oh hello kids! I'm fish face broken buzzer Homestar Runner! Byyye!

''{He disappears. Cut to Homsar's puppet.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaA! Don't look now, but I'm a felt tube in portrait mode!

''{He disappears.}''
|quote=the same {{@|gabemcfrank}} Tweet as before.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345858533603078153
|text=These are amazing! Pime cone Bubs is inspired! And that Trogdorvski crystal Strong Sad is just begging to be cat swatted!
|quote={{@|EnduringBeta}}, whose partner made a number of ornaments inspired by [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345857654544084993
|text=Known issues. On hold with tech support now.
|reply={{@|colincidence}}, who reported that [[homestarrunner.com]] was down.
|pic=TwitterHoldMusic.jpeg
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345789365000282113
|text=These are perfect! They accurately reflect what droopy bags both Homestar and Homsar are in real life! Send me some video of them in action and I'll see if I can trick those two into recording voices!
|reply={{@|gabemcfrank}}, who shared [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]] puppets he made as a child.
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345177209754030081
|text=Read the warning below the screen. Ruffle can't do blurrytimes yet
|reply={{@|Hudson8675309}}, who reported that [[Main Page 24]] was not blurry.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345126862406774788
|text=Stinkoman is AS2, not 3. Biggest issue is Ruffle choking on external files that hold all the level data. Currently, in the Ruffle version, you can watch level intro cutscenes and read the manual and play levels 3.1 and 3.2 since they don't load from external files.
|reply={{@|bemusedHorseman}} and {{@|GabePuratekuta}}, who were discussing Stinkoman 20X6 not working in Ruffle due to its use of [[wikipedia:ActionScript|ActionScript]].
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345077569629126662
|text=Good catch! Fixed it up so nice!
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who noted that a buggy version of the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[your friends]] had been uploaded to the new website.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345075599283466240
|text=btdubz: Stinkoman still appears to be playable in Chrome for the time being if you have flash enabled: 
[[oldhr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|old.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/...]]
|reply=the Tweet about the intro cinematic.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345062934167302145
|text=There's a warning under the game about that. Stinkoman doesn't work in Ruffle in the first place and this version sorta works (only level 3! Your fave I'm sure!) which is better than a 404 page. It's aaaaaaall being worked on and in progress.
|reply={{@|thunderzizi}}, who reported that the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] version linked from the games menu only went up to level 4.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345055889213034496
|text=Finally, witness the Stinkoman 20X6 intro cinematic by {{@|SmallBuStudio}} in full-em-on HD! (Props to everybody who earned this by beating the game!) 
[[youtube:_iAaQ-MTDIU|youtu.be/_iAaQ-MTDIU]]
|pic=TwitterStinkomanIntroCinematic.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1344894198387003392
|text=They're all hidden on the sbemail menu! (not on mobile currently)
|reply={{@|Spy_waffles}}, who asked if the [[scroll button songs]] were gone for good after the homestarrunner.com update.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

[[Category:Twitter]]
[[Category:Past Updates]]

@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021

Pgj1997 — Tue, 16 Aug 2022 03:01:45 GMT

Pgj1997:

{{tweets-box}}__NOTOC__
This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2021.

{{post|December|top
|id=1476777599317782540
|text=A thing of beauty. Thanks as always {{@|deater78}}! You speaka my programming language.
|quote={{@|AppleIIBot}}, which displayed an image of [[Edgar]] with "PROGRAMED IN EDGAR'S MOM'S BASEMENT" beneath it. The commands for this to be generated were provided by {{@|deater78}}.
|date=30 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1476391244259631108
|text=Oh, you know, prolly Zeenin’ out past space Broiter Grove these days.
|pic=TwitterLimozeenBroiterGrove.png
|video transcript=''{Limozeen's Space Machine is flying through space, passing by a road sign reading "Broiter Grove".
|reply={{@|JoseBer56296540}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking how [[Limozeen]] was doing these days.
|date=29 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1476373112727945220
|text=Now you too can totally reject Mary Palaroncini at the top of the key! The guitar center nerds would never tell you bout that secret secondary use!
|pic=TwitterBecauseIt'sMidniteKaraoke.gif
|quote={{@|FootofaFerret}}, who shared a picture of a Gibson Explorer, similar to the one found in the [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)|Because, It's Midnite]] karaoke video.
|date=29 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475917037419573253
|text=Still waiting for an update. I’ll def let folks know as soon as we gots more info. In the meantime, I’ve been secretly stealing from Strong Sad’s ʎɥsoןs vinyl collection, melting the LP’s down and sending the molten vinyl to {{@|fangamer}}. Mostly it just caught the mailbox on fire.
|reply={{@|kyluya}}, who asked about the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] vinyl being restocked.
|date=28 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475272619557539840
|text=Maybe the Kerrek just won a round of MS Solitaire and that’s why he’s leavin’ rainbow trails.
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their fanmade Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with the Kerrek being implemented, however he leaves rainbow sprite trails.
|date=26 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1475176165602123785
|text=Daaaaaaang! Lookit this hand made Casio-action Cheatsheet (blanket didn’t sound as cool).
|quote={{@|LFraleyBAC}}, who crocheted a The Cheat blanket.
|date=26 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1474789569245720580
|text= Leaving this link here just in case any of you need Homestar’s refrain “I’m really sorry that I got you bad presents” today.
|link=[[Hooked on Decemberween#Homestar Runner Presents: Presents|Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] on [[songwhip:strong-bad/homestar-runner-presents-presents|Songwhip]].
|date=25 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1474786761486348292
|text= This is Decemberween gift giving at its fine-dangedest!
|quote={{@|notweets_mcgee}}, whose son made a Trogdor mug, a metal Trogdor, and Homestar and Strong Bad Perler Beads for Decemberween.
|date=25 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473709981765709835
|text=Sadly, it turns out the algorithm isn’t interested in attracting "multi-severals" of viewers.
|reply={{@|jeremybyington}}, who replied to the [[#1473701308804874243|DNA evidence Tweet]] asking why Strong Bad hasn't gotten a Netflix special.
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473703534801608704
|text=It's gettin so a wrestleman can’t tweet a simple DNA evidence gif without rampant speckalations!
|reply={{@|zeldavxa}}, who replied to the previous Tweet hoping it wasn't an {{wp|NFT}}.
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1473701308804874243
|text=Dangeresque only takes his DNA evidence hand swirled, not centrifuged.
|pic=TwitterDNAEvidence.gif
|date=22 Dec 2021
}}

{{post

|id=1473048670421630981
|text=Gaze upon the horror of The Coach Z of Townimus Prime!
|reply={{@|professorhazard}}, who drew a picture commissioned by {{@|senorbooyah}} of [[Coach Z]] as the "pondering my orb" wizard, with [[Bubs]] in the background.
|date=20 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1469464418878726144
|text=Looks like Aunt Gert!
|pic=TwitterAuntGert.jpg
|reply={{@|Alex58304758}}, who said a ginger root looked like a [[rejected character]].
|date=10 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1469392282092806144
|text=Last year I got to be a prestigious (short 'i' sound please) guest on those McBrotherMcBrothers' {{@|MBMBaM}} Candlenights special. Check out my styles then go get tix for this year's in which I don't appear but will still be awesome and raise dollaz4chariteez.
[http://bit.ly/Candlenights2021 bit.ly/Candlenights20…]
|pic=TwitterCandlenights.png
|video transcript=''{A title card with mistletoe saying "Candlenights by the fake fireside with STRONG BAD". The center of the card fades out and shows Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat in front of a fake fireplace. Strong Bad is holding up a drink, and the music from Death Defying Decemberween playing}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Here in the Strong Household, we like to ring in the Candlenights by gathering around the fakest, least sincere fire we can find. ''{looks toward the fire}'' Ah!

''{Iris transition into a close up of the fake fireplace}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Just listen to the cozy hum of that electric motor, and the grandma's throat crackle of that orange cellophane.

''{Iris transition back to Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' I also like to indulge in a glass of Mulled Ones. You can make them at home.

''{A index card with "Great Gammaw's Mulled one's appears on screen}''

''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' That's 40 ounces of your favorite cold ones with the word "ice" in the name. ''{"40 oz watery domestic cold ones with "ice" in the name" is written on the index card}''

''{A 40oz bottle for "Skunk Ones Ice!" appears on screen, with a picture of a skunk with human hands giving a thumbs up}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{written on index card}'' A teaspoon of ground cloves.

''{A teaspoon of ground cloves appears on screen}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' And ''{written on index card}'' a teaspoon of ground CLOVIS points ''{stops writing}'' if you can find them.

''{A clovis point appears on screen before crumbling, afterwards the index card slides to the right and Strong Bad "drinks" the mulled one}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, you can really taste the megafauna.

''{The doorbell rings before Puppet Homestar walks in with his eyes sideways and tinsel around his neck}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{monotone}'' Oh hello, I am the all powerful star king great and small. This year, if you manage to trim some of my tinsel beard, you win a hundred skee ball tickets. ''{in normal voice}'' Pretty great!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Ew, I'm not trimming that tinsel chinstrap, though I do need a star to decorate my ''{cut to The Cheat looking at a red shrub}'' Trogdor's breath Candlenight shrub. ''{Cut back to Strong Bad}'' Lemmie see that thing! ''{shouts}''

''{Strong Bad lunges at Homestar and tears his star off, which has red string on it. The sting from I Killed Pom Pom plays followed by the Ominous music}''

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah, WAAAH! It's like ripping my lungs out!

''{Cut to Strong Bad as he shakes the star}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' AHH! I didn't think there'd be guts! WAAAAAH! ''{Strong Bad shakes even more}''

''{Cut to Homestar, but now his eyes are normal}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, I'm just messing with ya, it's Tweezzlérs!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Tweezzlérs.

''{Cut to another title card reading "It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown!"}

'''NARRATOR:''' It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown is brought to you by ''{title card changes to read "Pullintimes Tweezzlérs". With pictures of two shades of red Twizzlers}'' Pullintimes Tweezzlérs. Available in ''{with gaps between words}'' two different shades of red.

''{Cut to Strong Bad eating the Tweezzlérs}''

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' These are pretty good.

''{Cut to Homestar also eating the Tweezzlérs}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{with mouth full}'' Yeah, good star guts.

'''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Don't call them that.
|date=10 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468602961035206658
|text=There have been technology tests but the amount of dongles and adapters required to get Vtoobin on my current Lappier caused 12 fire hazards and 2 rashes.
|quote={{@|CJDaMocha}}, who asked when Strong Bad is gonna become a {{wp|VTuber}}
|pic=Screenshot (396).png
|video transcript='''STRONG BAD:''' I get to play so great comin' up here.

''{The game Weird Dreams fades in, with the protagonist falling into a rusty cotton candy machine}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we go ''{singing}'' doletet doo delete det doo, don't forget to duck, watch out for that stick. Get the blood platelets or your head will explode.

''{The stick hits the protagonist and his head expands before exploding}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WEEEE! ''{game fades out}''

|date=8 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468032413880274952
|text=I’m not doing the “I’m not crying, you’re crying” thing YOU'RE doing the "I'm not crying, you’re crying” thing!!
|quote={{@|DeakSheb}}, who drew a Teenage Strong Mad, [[Li'l Strong Bad]], [[Li'l Strong Sad]], and a young The Cheat sleeping together
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1468030650880081921
|text=I didn’t ask you for that. That misspelled imposter account did. But it still rules/is horrifying.
|reply={{@|JamesCh80826048}}, who drew a Transformer of The Cheat turning into Trogdor, asked to do so by a fake Strong Bad Twitter account.
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1467965632180281344
|text=Hmm. Not ignoring. Just never sold any Pom Pom blankets so I wasn't sure what you were talk'n'bout. There's this ancient Pom Pom desktop wallpaper tile. Might make some good sheets. [[oldhr:wallpapers/pomtile3.jpg|old.homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/pom…]]
|pic=TwitterPomPomWallpaper.jpg
|reply={{@|Terdle08}}, who was complaining about Strong Bad ignoring his fans from 2000, and asking if he could resell a [[Pom Pom]] blanket that they claim to have.
|date=6 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466961461599784963
|text=You can totally play it solo! That’s mostly what Strong Sad does! If you’ve got Tabletop Simulator you can try out {{@|MarcusRaven86}}'s awesome mod to see if you like it.
|reply={{@|Valtgaming}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they want to play [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] but have no one to play it with.
|link=the Trogdor! The Board Game mod on [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 Steam Community].
|date=3 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466806245050961921
|text=3rd day in a row of merch-related crap but Trogdor!! The Board Game is finally BACK IN STOCK! [[myshopify:collections/frontpage/products/coming-in-fall-2020-trogdor-the-board-game-retail-version|homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr…]]
|pic=TwitterTrogdorArchers.jpg
|image transcript=
'''ARCHER 1:''' So are we supposed to be hiding behind rocks, or, like popping out of the ground of summat?

'''ARCHER 2:''' Shut up and get arrowed-ing!
|date=3 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466514323182866442
|text=You mean like this? The other side has Homestar's "everything is fine. nothing is ruined" note on it.
|pic=TwitterCompyPillow.jpg
|reply={{@|KyLeggiero}}, who replied to the [[#1466420723845672964|Teespring Tweet]] saying they wished there was a [[Compy 386]] pillow with the flagrant error from the email [[virus]].
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466475485010051075
|text=Fixed it. Should be back up for sale again!
|reply={{@|HigHurtenflurst}}, who replied to the [[#1466420723845672964|Teespring Tweet]] and lamented that the Strong Badia flag was out of stock.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466475183674470409
|text=Fixed it! Flag should be back up for sale. Take that, print-on-demand interface weirdness!
|reply={{@|KyLeggiero}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Strong Bad is an expert of the supply chain.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466450166794407938
|text=Weirdtime. Trying to figure this out. It’s print-on-demand! Nothing’s even supposed to be “in stock” until you order it!
|reply={{@|TheTeacher26}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated the Strong Badia flags were out of stock.
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466420723845672964
|text=More gift crap ideas! Use code HOLIDAY15 today only for 15% off everything in my print-on-demand store. Pillows, pint glasses, ugly Decemberween sweatshirts! [[teespring:/stores/strong-bads-specialty-shoppe|https://teespring.com/stores/strong-...]]
|pic=TwitterTeespring.jpg
|date=2 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466127777845891078
|text=Trogdor is locked in battle with the Global Shipping Crisis but we're hoping he will make landfall soon! (meaning more have been printed/ordered. anybody's guess when the shipping container will show up)
|reply={{@|alternateshade}}, who replied to the [[#1466122511523848197|Decemberween free shipping Tweet]] and asked if [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] would be restocked.
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466126955032498180
|text=Sadly the vinyl reprint is a continuing casualty of the global vinyl shortage. I'll holler real squealie-like as soon as we know any details. But man, was that one great day of having a purchasable vinyl version of my record a year ago!
|reply={{@|goodolmkymccor}} and {{@|CorndogNinja}}, both replying to the previous Tweet, the former of which asking if there is any news on the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] vinyl, and the latter saying Fangamer is better to ask.
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1466122511523848197
|text=Get the Strong Bad fan in your life some official crap this Decemberween! 8 years of cartoons on 6 dvds! CCDO's pvc figurines! Meeples! [[myshopify:|homestore-runner.myshopify.com]] Use code FREESHIPPINGTODAY! for free US and Canada shipping today and tomorrow!
|pic=TwitterDecemberweenDiscount.jpg
|date=1 Dec 2021
}}

{{post|November
|id=1465886438352953345
|text=I dunno bout the rest of the painting, but THIS is def a dog. We've reached DEFDOG-1.
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who showed another image from their [[Peasant's Quest]] Apple II port, with pixel art of a "Dogs Playing Magic: The Nerdening" painting.
|pic=TwitterDEFDOG-1.jpg
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465777181431324673
|text=They’re delicious! Probably! I'm thinking a molasses and oat-based dough with chunks of candied ginger in it. Then you cram a half ring of crystallized pineapple on top and bake until it reaches an internal temperature of not-make-puke!
|reply={{@|aalgar}}, who quoted the [[#1465762815071895560|Fan 'Stumes 2021 Tweet]] excited about the Pineapple Partside-Out Problems mentioned in the toon.
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465766872075415567
|text=Drone footage, mecha-Strong Sad, and a cost/benefit analysis of the import/export of potash.
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1465762815071895560
|text=A new post-Thanksgiving tradition! It's the 2021 Fan 'Stumes Commentary! Did YOUR taped-on star make the cut? Watch it here in Flash like 'twere 2006:
[[HR:toons/fan-stumes-2021|homestarrunner.com/toons/fan-stum…]]
|pic=TwitterFanStumes2021.jpg
|date=30 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460642882801610758
|text=You mean make a point and click Awexome Cross adventure game?!! That’s a fantastic idea! With roguelite elements and procedural timeloops! And crafting and farming prolly!
|reply={{@|Emerald70302639}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], asking if Videlectrix could do [[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman]] and [[Awexome Cross]] next.
|date=16 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460413583926382597
|text=This here thing!
|reply={{@|Pegasis76}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], confused about the Halloween point n’ click Strong Bad was talking about.
|link=[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] on [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween itch.io].
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460412402189619204
|text=Are you kiddin?! The HTML5 version of Trogdor had a burst sticker on the box that literally said "NEGLIGIBLE GRAPHICAL IMPROVEMENTS!!" as a promo!
|reply={{@|mystman12}}, who replied to the [[#1460389521728618501|Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet]], saying they’d be willing to help make negligible graphical improvements.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460399529048559621
|text=I should clarify that "modern formats" mostly just means "an actually playable format" or maybe just "not flash." Who knows if Videlectrix could navigate the approval process for mobile or console releases.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460389521728618501
|text=After the mild success (and mild sauce) of the point n' click Halloween game, Videlectrix is busy porting the Dangeresque Roomisode to modern formats. They’ve restored some puzzles from the cutting room floor to include gripping filing cabinet gameplay!
|pic=TwitterDangeresqueRoomisodeNewVersion.png
|video transcript=''{The cursor mouses over the cabinet before clicking on it, causing Dangeresque to walk over to it. He then opens the drawer before turning around to face the screen.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{text only}'' Let’s fraudulently file some taxes!
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460333466172772359
|text=Forgot the best part! This airbrush-ish t-shirt comes with a free airbrush-ish Takin' A Break magnet! Tape this thing to your boss’s forehead next time they ask you to come in on the weekend! Especially if your boss is a robot since it might erase its brain!
|pic=TwitterTakin'ABreakMagnet.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460319785695293447
|text=Remember Strong Badia in ‘94?! You were there! We pushed the tire onto its side and turned it into a hot tub so we could dump hotel shampoo and cream soda into it and watch it overflow!
|pic=TwitterStrongBadia'94Shirt.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460315314068017153
|text=All types of crazy crap! Lookit all this new merch {{@|fangamer}} made! Beanies! Scarves! Lenticular pins! Airbrush-style Spring Break t-shirts! It’s all here!! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|fanga.me/r/fanga-dot-me...]]
|pic=TwitterFangamerMerchNov15.gif
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1460304065410134019
|retweet={{@|Fangamer}}, which announced a new batch of Homestar Runner merchandise on [[Fangamer]].
|date=15 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1459905471628857349
|text=Weirdly, it’s from the “webcomic” sbemail. Admittedly, it’s kind of a hard left turn the sbemail makes at the end. Prolly some jokes I really wanted to make but never found the right sbemail so I crammed em in here: [[HR:sbemails/181-web-comics|homestarrunner.com/sbemails/181-w...]]
|reply={{@|AustinRW98}}, who asked which email had the [[Thy Dungeonman]] cartoon in which the commands have arms and legs.
|date=14 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458857205894037505
|retweet={{@|Fangamer}}, who advertised five days of upcoming new merch, including Homestar Runner merch on Monday, 15 November.
|date=11 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458657252546682886
|text=No, not exactly, but a couple of the ideas therein may show up in a future official expansion if the globular shipping crisis gives me a break!
|reply={{@|tweeterisawful}}, who asked if {{prs|1249795875486007296|13|Apr|2020|alt=the Book of Haldo rules}} ever got out of beta.
|date=10 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458548171211255808
|text=Bubs was last seen in the vicinity of the KOT’s castle.
|reply={{@|Ganmorgwashere}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and asked where [[Bubs]] was ingame.
|date=10 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1458166498409779208
|text=Maybe if/when the globular shipping crisis improves.
|reply={{@|GoldenSpongeBo1}}, who asked if the [[Kick The Cheat]] dolls would be restocked.
|date=9 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457912121866563590
|pic=TwitterHaldo.gif
|reply={{@|GoldenFrank}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Haldo.
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457878952400326658
|text=Oh man! They made sure to include my fave jerky Videlectrix interactions in all of Peasant’s Quest! What other game includes the commands, "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head?!"
|quote={{@|deater78}} who posted another update on their fanmade [[Peasant's Quest]] Apple II port showing off the commands of "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head".
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1457842221181554691
|text=Here’s how you remember how to spell Fhqwhgads! Just listen to my much maligned and scoffed at follow up sequel song “Let’s Fhqwhgads Again.” It chants the spelling at you multiple times!
|link=Let's Fhqwhgads Again on [[songwhip:strong-bad/lets-fhqwhgads-again|Songwhip]].
|reply={{@|trott}} and {{@|SanteKlees}}, the former saying his sister sent him a text and spelled [[Fhqwhgads]] correctly, and the latter suggesting to Google Fhqwhgads and copy paste it to spell it correctly.
|date=8 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456974754674511878
|text=Clearly THIS is the pillow everyone wants.
|pic=TwitterCatMessPillow.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=6 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456824641067143172
|text=Seeing a lotta Compy requests. We talkin 386 startup logo? Flagrant System Error? Shotgunned? A sbemail? Edgar? So many options for what's on the screen!
|reply=the pillows Tweet.
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456823713169649670
|text=Sad news. No navy blue mug option. Either white mug with blue background or black mug. Also trying to find that "soup, not coffee" font.
|reply={{@|lost_painting}}, who replied to the previous Tweet posting a picture of the mugs from [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]] asking if they could be sold as well.
|pic=TwitterIHeartABeanBlack.png
|pic2=TwitterIHeartABeanBlue.png
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1456815407378145281
|text=Getting dumb with print-on-demand pillows. What/who else in my universe is vaguely squarish? [https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/pillows ...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/pillows]
|pic=TwitterSpecialtyPillows.gif
|date=5 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455983876405448706
|text=Lookit those Items of Trogdor!! Those are incredible! And even seeing it in real life, I STILL don’t know exactly what a Super Trinket is or does!
|reply={{@|Ashley84046563}}, who posted a fan costume of a burninated [[peasant]] and [[Keeper of Trogdor]], homemade items of Trogdor, and a Trogdor pumpkin.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455966075703660552
|text=Instead you had to invisible ink marker your way through one of these type things:
|pic=TwitterBlackCauldrenHintBook.jpg
|reply={{@|JCPbone}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they could have beaten {{wp|King's Quest III}} if Twitter was around back then.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455957093668827139
|text=It just needs to get brown(ed)
|reply={{@|JCPbone}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] update Tweet and asked how to cook the punkin.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455898632008437767
|text=Maybe the 10th isn't what you think!
|reply={{@|HiDefLoMein}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] update Tweet and was stuck on the 10th secret objective.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455888748273717248
|text=Looks like you have the whole game highlighted with your cursor. Try and click somewhere outside the game window.
|reply={{@|OneAndOnlyDanky}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a picture of [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] completely tinted red.
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455882574446870528
|text=Videlectrix quietly updated the ween game last night: -Double click to make Homestar RUN -Footstep sound effects -Pause button that doesn't break the game! -A new secret hidden objective with dumb rewards! [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]
|pic=TwitterHalloweenHide&SeekUpdate.gif
|date=3 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455554155368652800
|text=Man, Marzipan really blew it by not dressing up as this character from {{@|DoubleFine}}'s Broken Age this year. All's she had to do was, like, let her hair down and wear a giant bird nest as pants!
|pic=TwitterCar'lBrokenAge.jpg
|date=2 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455327005545730048
|text=Videlectrix claimed that stop motion didn't count as graphics. The angry one kept screaming "I didn't say 'good clay-phics!!' I said 'good graaah-phics!'" and was throwing plasticine all over the place!
|reply={{@|skerpentine}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and was shocked Homsar didn't dress up as a character from {{w|The Neverhood}}.
|date=1 Nov 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1455151329471520770
|text=Don't worry, it's official. The t-shirt is celebrating the overall concept of Witch's Brew while only Homestar's shady bootleg stuff is spelled "Brüe." Homebrüe. Homestarbrüe.
|reply={{@|PieceOfHannah}} and {{@|nathew}}, the former posting herself wearing a Witch's Brew shirt, unsure if it was official, and the latter asking if it should be spelled "brüe".
|date=1 Nov 2021
}}

{{post|October
|id=1455008529606221825
|text=Then look backward to Homestar Runner during Halloween instead, here's the Halloween game Videlectrix made this year:
|link=[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] on [https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween itch.io].
|reply={{@|JustGrayson_}}, who said they missed looking forward to [[Halloween]] toons.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454901332272418820
|text=Not optimized for mobile. Music and sound effects but no voice.
|reply={{@|Draexzhan}}, who replied to the [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] Tweet and asked if there was supposed to be sound.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454877976399695874
|text=Dang! Is that some fhqwhfanart behind you?!
|reply={{@|0lgatron}}, who who submitted their Strong Bad fan costume, with artwork of a scene from [[Everybody to the Limit]] behind them.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454870193780428806
|text=Videlectrix felt that making you walk back and forth through that long scrolly spooky woods screen was true to styles accurate frustration enough.
|reply={{@|GruntdoesArt}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the styles were in their head.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454867025340272645
|text=You should still be able to use the punkin on the cursed earth the pile of whatsit leaves behind. Even with the trampo in place or the painting still on the ground.
|reply={{@|GruntdoesArt}}, who replied to the [[#1454248851771101187|Halloween Hide & Seek announcement]] mentioning how the player would be softlocked if they shoveled the whatsit pile too early, in the style of old adventure games.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454864639439867908
|text=The good old Homestar Runner Wiki has you covered: [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes|hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Ba...]]
|reply={{@|coolmagnet}}, who replied to the [[#1454248851771101187|Halloween Hide & Seek announcement]] and asked what Strong Bad's costume on the title screen of [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] was.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454863597100847109
|text=Watch the original old toon here if'n you want: [[youtube:yiuW1wPXiPc|youtu.be/yiuW1wPXiPc]] Get/stream the song here if you're into that kinda thing:
|link=[[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|3 Times Halloween Funjob]] on [[songwhip:sloshy/3-times-halloween-funjob-live|Songwhip]].
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454861977323458563
|text=Today, let's remember how one time Strong Sad's fave indie crock band covered and added lyrics to the theme song from the old ween toon "3 Times Halloween Funjob" for some reason. Let's see if we can get it to sync up Floyd-style with some creative editing:
|pic=ween03.png
|video transcript={{sectionstub}}
|date=31 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454532717958344707
|text=Bout as cursed as this.
|pic=TwitterTwoMoreEggs.jpg
|reply={{@|SonVoid3201}}, who said that they think of Homestar Runner being part of the [[Disney]] zeitgiest due to [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|involvement]] in multiple Disney shows, and also asked if this thought is cursed.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454497704583864325
|text=Costume too awesome… must resist urge to comment now… must save it… for costume… commentary!
|reply={{@|HarrisRoberts}}, who submitted a photo of their [[Cranjegg]] costume.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454462715385294849
|text=Those will come in the paid DLC pack in six months. But that only includes Homestar's voice. You can buy everybody else's voices one syllable at a time with microtransactional pizz points!
|reply={{@|Lucoshi}}, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and complained about the lack of voices in the game.
|date=30 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454282044159184908
|text=Thanks for finding! Forwarding to Videlectrix 1 and 2! They say they're going to try and "graphic over it."
|reply={{@|Zerukin}}, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and reported the bug causing the inventory to vanish after pausing.
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454253408735711239
|text=The Videlectrixes tell me that WebGL is not optimized for mobile styles and you should try on a Compy or Lappy instead.
|reply={{@|Janeandhermedia}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and reported that [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] displayed incorrectly on Android.
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1454253408735711239
|text=Happy Friggin Ween! Instead of a toon this year it's a playable game! 
How many obscure adventure game costumes can YOU recognize? 
[https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]
|pinned=true
|pic=TwitterWeen21.jpg
|date=29 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1453372771476594691
|text=Just a quick Halloween news update from your dependable local news team!
|pic=Action Cool News-oween.png
|video transcript={{see|Action Cool News-oween Report}}
|pinned=true
|date=27 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1452295591493574668
|text=Oh man, if only Thy Dungeonman had that level of graphical mastery! Imagine getting to actually SEE Dennis!! It'd be like Infocomics level!
|reply={{@|TheBurlison}}, who posted an image of {{wp|Cranston Manor}} entering the command of "Get Flask".
|pic=TwitterDennis.jpg
|image transcript=The guy is Dennis He is not proud of his past, but he has a second chance. A second jimber jam
|date=24 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1450967950022922246
|text=No no. I appreciate you thinkin of your fave outdated, downgraded, rarely updated website! (most of it'll even work on your phone now!)
|reply={{@|PaulJSorensen}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying "Hooray! I'm an idiot!"
|date=20 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1450864224536760323
|text=Already didat.
|reply={{@|PaulJSorensen}}, who notified Strong Bad about [[Ruffle]].
|date=20 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1449459066917605383
|text=Remember in the late aughts when punkin stencils got all fancy? There's occasional Homestar commentary and even a hidden easter egg thing.
Checka here: [[HR:ween-stencils|homestarrunner.com/ween-stencils]]
|pic=TwitterPunkinStencils.jpg
|date=16 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1448131805320663045
|text=Gimme a bit to dig through this moldy pile of swfs and I'll hook you up!
|reply={{@|DJCaptainPicard}}, who asked if Strong Bad had a link to the [[Punkin Stencils]].
|date=12 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1447956291092090886
|text=Yes, please.
|reply={{@|JamesCh80826048}}, who drew a {{wp|Transformers: Beast Wars}}-esque Trogdor figure that transformed into Strong Bad.
|date=12 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1447681244125335554
|text=I have responded! These are fantastic! Tell her to tape them to dad's forehead whilst he slumbers!
|reply={{@|PBAndAwesome}}, who posted pictures of drawing his daughter made of the [[main characters]], with his daughter asking if Strong Bad had responded to the Tweet.
|date=11 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1446667362980216832
|text=Oh dang! Save your scrolly thumb next time and stream the song from any of your fave streamins services:
|link=[[songwhip:strong-bad/rhythm-n-health|Rhythm N' Health]] from [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]] on Songwhip.
|reply={{@|PBAndAwesome}}, who quoted the {{prs|1241933290170449920|Mar|22|2020|alt=Rhythm N' Health}} tweet saying his kids wanted to see it and that it took a lot of scrolling to reach.
|date=7 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1446187662453395459
|text=The Cheat says he phoned this one in but I think it's prey grey. I can totally see this guy showing up in StrongBadZone. His Scutes Asplode! Day 7 of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]] drawing prompts: 4D Stegosaurus.
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay7.png
|date=7 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445777414160666625
|text=Sever your galleon! Day 6 is the greatest day of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober art prompts: "Fricken WHALE."
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay6.jpg
|date=6 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445422262144876544
|text=[[twitter:hashtag/Botober2021|#Botober2021]] Day 5: Adventurous Stone Chickens. The Cheat dug deep for this one!
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay5.png
|date=5 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445153645184618497
|text=I get goose-related bumps every time I hear it!
|reply={{@|Krud}}, who replied to the previous Tweet mentioning the [[Cheat Commandos]] catchphrase "Buy all our playsets and toys!"
|pic=TwitterGunhaverPiano.gif
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445147513275797507
|text='Tis a thing of grandma's house-smelling beauty! Now what made up adage do we all think the inevitable furly banner beneath it should have on it?
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who posted the completed version of their {{prs|1441783579487490051|25|Sep|2021|alt=previously mentioned}} The Cheat cross-stitch.
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445107430719885336
|text=There we go.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterDoomSluggalope.jpg
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445101809605939204
|text=I knew he reminded me of someone! Now who wants to wants to make some sprites for a custom .wad?!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link=a picture of a Demon from [[Doom]] on the [https://doomwiki.org/wiki/File:Demon-Doom2-map03.png Doom Wiki].
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1445089459389796356
|text=The Cheat somehow makes the Red Steckled Elbermung worse with Day 4 of {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober neural net-generated drawing prompts "Sluggalope." Join in and see what monstrosities YOU can produce: [https://aiweirdness.com/botober2021/ aiweirdness.com/botober2021/] [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]] [[twitter:hashtag/monstrosity|#monstrosity]] [[twitter:hashtag/doyouknowthetimes|#doyouknowthetimes]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay4.png
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444882350500876294
|text=This project is a constant delight! The dithery transition from Trogdor's closed mouth to his burninating mouth is perfect! And his new S.A.M. voice is extra Black Lodge-y!
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their Apple II version of [[Peasant's Quest]] with Trogdor voiced by {{wp|Software Automatic Mouth}}.
|date=4 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444670053627179009
|text=Botober Day 3: "The Roars of Roosters." To The Cheat, this can mean only one thing... Country Dish Towel!! {{@|JanelleCShane}}[[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay3.png
|date=3 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444295606231568384
|text=I was trying to think of something that rhymed with "stars" but "7 layer bars" just didn't have the oomph I was lookin for. Oh wait, shoulda been "full of lard."
|reply={{@|Bitterman59}}, who replied to the previous Tweet referencing the "full of stars" quote from ''[[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey (film)|2001: A Space Odyssey]]''.
|date=2 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444294370371506182
|text="Rainbow Space Walrus." Day 2 of The Cheat drawing {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s Botober art prompts. This is clearly what happens to the KOT after he flies into the monolith. [[twitter:hashtag/botober2021|#botober2021]]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay2.png
|date=2 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1444071424772165632
|text=Oh man! And you gave him that lady's hair from season 2 of Techrobocrosspeada! I always loved her coiffure… for sure!
|reply={{@|LaurelSamuelson}}, who drew fanart of Stinkoman for Inktober.
|date=1 Oct 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1443946168807997447
|text=The Cheat decided to participate in {{@|JanelleCShane}}'s neural net-generated Botober drawing prompts. Day 1 is "Opossumsaurus." Feel free to join in: [https://aiweirdness.com/botober2021/ aiweirdness.com/botober2021/]
|pic=TwitterBotoberDay1.png
|date=1 Oct 2021
}}

{{post|September
|id=1441796824352784397
|text=It's true. Brother Graw Mad thinks our wicker cornucopias are an obscure seasonal corn snack called "Ultra-Bugles" which he pretends to play a little song with before chomping them down whole.
|reply={{@|NealSilvester}}, who replied to the previous Tweet expressing concern about when Strong Mad comes through the kitchen.
|date=25 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1441783579487490051
|text=Such wholesome Cheatbundance!
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who posted an update on their {{prs|1435407680416501762|7|Sep|2021|alt=previously mentioned}} The Cheat cross-stitch.
|date=25 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435743137398464512
|text=Only during rain delays.
|reply={{@|DanDBradley}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Matlock ever interrupted a Sbemail.
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435462436803522560
|text=Here's some better quality profile pics for ya, {{@|DaleMurphy3}}. Now can I please have a lifetime supply of delicious Kinnett Ice Cream?
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterHRBaseball1.png
|pic2=TwitterHRBaseball2.png
|pic3=TwitterHRBaseball3.png
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435455472211988480
|text=Homestar saw this and he kinda misunderstood what it meant. He just ran around yelling "Oh. MAN! Dale Mouphy finally upgraded to FilePicPro! He was stuck with FilePic Free Trial Version for so long! Congrats Mouph!"
|quote={{@|DaleMurphy3}}, who changed his profile picture to a picture of Homestar Runner's {{w|Dale Murphy}} costume from [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
|date=8 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435414806593421321
|text=Total. Wish my eyes were green gumballs that are frozen and hollow and are chewable for exactly 8 seconds.
|reply={{@|genoforprez}}, who replied to {{@|phoenixxcc}}'s Tweet and said the paint by number looked like a {{w|Salvador Dalí}} painting or melting ice cream truck Strong Bad.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadIceCream.jpg
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435407919332343813
|text=Looks like I'm in the middle of a bad shape tween!
|reply={{@|phoenixxcc}}, who posted a picture of a {{wp|paint by number}} that has a passing resemblance to Strong Bad.
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1435407680416501762
|text=The world needs this on Country Dish Towels at once! Please keep me apprised and appraised of your a-progress!
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who said they were finally gonna work on the cross-stitch pattern of The Cheat in a cornucopia they {{prs|1356379983523033090|1|Feb|2021|alt=posted in February}}.
|date=7 Sep 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1434228689399697417
|text=I watch this project with the anticipation of a drank-too-much-soy-sauce-fueled moon landing!
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who posted another update on their Apple II version of [[Peasant's Quest]].
|date=4 Sep 2021
}}

{{post|August
|id=1432049987437924354
|text=[[oldhr:trogdor-canvas-m/index.html|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas...]]
|reply={{@|Discour00593510}}, who pointed out that [[TROGDOR!]] wasn't playable on the current site.
|date=29 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1430619406799867904
|text=We gotta get you and Videlectrix in touch with {{@|LimitedRunGames}} for an official boxed 5 1/4" floppy version! How many disks will it have to fit on (say 12! Say 12!!!)?
|reply={{@|deater78}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and explained why the screen transitions were that way.
|date=25 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1430531628653232130
|text=This is just beautiful! That transition between screens! Videlectrix 1 will be so proud!
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who posted more footage of their custom Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with fade transitions between the different screens.
|date=25 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1429474237903945733
|text="Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot?" Thanks for kickin off 20 years of sbemails, Abdi, wherever you are.
|pic=TwitterAbdi20Years.jpg
|date=22 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1429069265433411587
|text=Oh man! But once you let it age to legit grodalated status, it triples in value!! And pairs great with cured meats or maybe fig jam on lavash!
|reply={{@|hojukoolander}}, who posted an old Strong Bad t-shirt from 2004 and mentioned not wearing it too much so it didn't become "grodalated".
|date=21 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1428498177859231749
|text=Go for the corner cottage first! Don't forget you can use some Keepers' and Items' abilities during the Countryside Phase (I suggest Ring of Voip!). And definitely don't forget the Soundboard and Rulebook Album while you play! Have a fun! Have 2 funs! [[trogdorboardgame:soundboard|trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/]]
|reply={{@|CollectorClint}}, who just got [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] and asked for tips.
|date=19 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427359225022406656
|text=That's some quality birthdayin' right there! The authentic soundtrack is the best part!
|reply={{@|Magoogalicious}}, who set up a party with a "Pin the Beefy Arm on Trogdor" game while singing the [[Skills of an Artist]] song.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427126388448968705
|text=I know, I know. Sadly now the issue is that the original Stinkosource files for all that Stinkomusic have been lost to Stinkotime.
|reply={{@|Spat856}}, who replied to a {{prs|1267061468580794368|31|May|2020|alt=Tweet from March of last year}} about a Videlectrix album being released after [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|Level 10]], which hasn't happened yet.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1427126175684612096
|text=Aw man. Sorry you lost thems. These were always just leftovers from the Trogdor the Board Game Kickstarter. No plans to reorder. I didn't even realize they sold out!
|reply={{@|MaggieArdiente}}, who lost the Enamel Pin Set and asked if they would be restocked.
|date=16 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1426305114676006915
|text=Yes. Go to [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]] and watch the cartoons. They work again. Most of them.
|reply={{@|LeahAdai}}, who replied to the World Games Tweet and asked if there was a way to view the website as it was before support for Flash Player was dropped, including the Easter Eggs.
|date=13 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1426061250719531008
|text=I think this might actually just be a copy of "Videlectrix Copy Protection Simulator" which was a short demo designed to get PC gamers accustomed to how frustrating things were going to be for the next several years. Nice find!
|quote={{@|deater78}}, who made a custom {{w|Apple II}} version of [[Peasant's Quest]] which featured very little gameplay before going to a copy protection screen.
|date=13 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1425558689902116864
|text=And this one!! I mean, come ON!!
|pic=TwitterInProgressStinkomanIntro2.gif
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1425558132382633992
|text=Every once in a twice I like to look back at this in-process mastery from {{@|SmallBuStudio}}. Even at this stage, it blows-a my mind!
|pic=TwitterInProgressStinkomanIntro1.gif
|date=11 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1424535153473429505
|text=This is incredible! Is this crocheted? Knit? Latch hook? Slip thatch? Cross cheese? Thortch crimp?! I must know!!
|quote={{@|LFraleyBAC}}, who crocheted a blanket with Strong Bad and Homestar on it.
|date=8 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1423669009136996355
|text=The only world games you should be following are these gorgeous CGA ones from Epyx Games' 1986 classic World Games! Please insert Disk 4 of 12! Whole thing here: [[youtube:IDUcMB68h64|youtube.com/watch?v=IDUcMB...]]
|pic=TwitterWorldGames.png
|video transcript={{see|Disk 4 of 12 - World Games}}
|date=6 Aug 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1422311032136126475
|retweet={{@|CarlDoonan}}, who drew a bunch of Homestar characters on a white board, including the 12 main characters, [[Marshie]], the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], the [[Jibblies Painting]], [[The Goblin]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] characters, [[Trogdor]], the [[Teen Girl Squad]] with [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[The Jolly Dumple]], [[Stinkoman]] and The [[Cheatball]], [[The Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Señor]] with [[Mr. Bland]] and [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]], [[The Stick]], [[Frank Benedetto]], the [[Visor Robot]] with [[The Sad Kids]], and [[Humidibot]].
|date=2 Aug 2021
}}

{{post|July
|id=1421468403181703168
|text=I was wondering the same thing! Punk Homestar-themed homepage page maybe? But then it looks like there's a golf hole in the background. Maybe both!
|reply={{@|MamboCat84}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the second image was Homestar with a messy mohawk.
|date=31 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421460320908947458
|text= 'Member back in 1999 when you made websites with pencil and paper? Imagine what kinda alternate universe we'd all be living in if "characters" had come BEFORE "games!!" Staggering!
|pic=TwitterMainPageSketch1.jpeg
|pic2=TwitterMainPageSketch2.jpeg
|date=31 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421239479583612933
|text=To the GNC. Prolly to stock up on Total Load.
|reply={{@|particalman1016}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and expressed that they liked the unused lyrics of Showdown, also asking what's with the sweat and grease lyric, and where Strong Bad is going.
|date=30 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1421222853190488064
|text=Found an ancient copy of the rarely heard lyrics to Limozeen's version of "Today is Alright 4 2Nite" which Larry can't seem to remember in this live performance: [https://youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs?t=13m42s youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs?t=…]
|pic=TwitterAlright42NiteLyrics.jpg
|image transcript=A photo of a sheet of paper with writing in black and blue pen. The title [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite|"Alright 4 2Nite"]] is written to the right of the lyrics.
<blockquote>AlRiGHT 4 2NiTe 
 
workin the docks 
workin the mines 
workin the check-out li-ines 
when you're so young 
and you're so young 
 
Folks kicked you out 
boss kicked you in 
j<s>immy</s>ohnny wants you to move in with him 
and you're so young 
and you're so young 
 
work on your truck 
work on your vette 
just workin for your next paycheck 
and you're so young 
and youre so young 
 
started a band 
practice @ 5 
just somethin' to make you feel alive 
so young</blockquote>

To the right, lyrics for [[Showdown]] are written in a separate box:
<blockquote>
SHOWDOWN 
guts 
guts+might 
liftin weights & Feelin alrigh[t] 
 
strength 
strength + grease 
headin' down to the G[...] 
 
sweat 
sweat & musk 
wearin' a speedo 
and livin it up</blockquote>
|date=30 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1417932258946830337
|text=I gotta say, 3D renders outta PicoCAD just might be as advanced as I ever need graphics to get. I want the edges of all objects to look like they could slice through a butternut squash. [[twitter:hashtag/pico8|#pico8]] [[twitter:hashtag/picocad|#picocad]]
|pic=TwitterPicoCADCottage.gif
|date=21 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1417285139852365824
|text=Love this! The only inaccuracy is Graw Mad. He prefers to chew on the squishy rubbery flexi-scraunch part of the joystick, not the cord.
|quote={{@|drawabigfart}}, who drew Strong Mad, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, and Strong Sad playing a video game with Atari joysticks, with Strong Mad chewing on the cord.
|date=19 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1416169614036381703
|text=Yes!! I've always wanted to be a weapon wielded by a mech that's piloted by an android that's battling medusas and whatnot!
|reply={{@|CaptainLinguini}}, who created a club shaped like Strong Bad in {{wp|Panzer Paladin}}.
|date=16 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1416163390641344513
|text=(psst! it was tried. no takers. if only your children were network execs!!)
|reply={{@|elibolin}}, who said that his kids are obsessed with the Panda Bractice shorts in [[Two More Eggs]], saying it could become a full series.
|date=16 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1415369109337002003
|text=I mean, I still am, like, on the inside. But then again, aren't we all?
|reply={{@|GabePuratekuta}}, who replied to the previous tweet asking about Strong Bad not being a lizard in a mask.
|date=14 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1415085936048852995
|text=Congrats to {{@|craigzobel}} --the man who almost made me and Homestar look like this-- on his many Emmy nom-noms today!
|pic=zobel sketches almost.png
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414719290817789952
|text=Sadly the original tracks have been lost to time. Videlectrix is trying to upsample the super compressed mp3's but I'm not holding my digital breath.
|reply={{@|exuviator}}, replied to the Bandcamp Tweet and asked if the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] soundtrack would be added.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414716633751375881
|text=You don't have to wait! It's right here: [https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the-childrens strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the...] This is all they ever recorded! The band almost broke up mid-song due to infighting over na na's vs. doot doo's!
|reply={{@|Morokt}}, who replied to the previous tweet excited for the song Feed the Childrens.
|link=[https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the-childrens Feed the Childrens] on Bandcamp
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414699119722082304
|text=As soon as Space Larry wakes up from cryosleep!!
|pic=TwitterLarryCryosleep.gif
|reply={{@|MonkeyDLandon}}, who replied to the Bandcamp Tweet asked when the announced Limozeen album would come out.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414676942578765840
|text=There's a global vinyl backup! Hopefully late(r) summer!
|reply={{@|carefreeb0mb}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when the Strong Bad Sings vinyl would restock.
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414675944435032068
|text=Hey audiophiliacs, by popular demand I finally sent my discography to Bandcamp this summer. It improved its paradiddle speed and learned how to do that kazoo thing with a blade of grass! [https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com strongbadactual.bandcamp.com]
|pic=TwitterBandcampAlbums.jpeg
|date=12 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1414396657282785285
|text=And thou will knowest him by the majesty of his stitchins!
|quote={{@|snively}}, who made a crossstitch Trogdor.
|date=11 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1412469785275863040
|text= Let's hear it one time for the freaking music from Where's An Egg?. I want DJ Teh Cheat to cut me up a megamix.
|pic=TwitterWhere'sAnEgg.jpeg
|video transcript=''{The bank is clicked on, with the mechanic with beer. The egg is asked about, the mechanic replies with a cat. The beer is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The mechanic is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The cat is asked about, the mechanic replies with butler}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The beach is clicked on, with the old woman with a bomb. The egg is asked about, the old woman replies with forest. The cat is asked about, the old woman responds with the red haired boy. The beer is asked about, the old woman replies with the art museum. The bomb is asked about, the old woman replies with happy face.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The art museum is clicked on, with the red hat man with a wrench. The egg is asked about, the red hat man replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the red hat man replies with a desert. The cat is asked about, the red hat man replies with the red haired boy. The bomb is asked about, the red hat man replies with the city. The wrench is asked about, the red hat man replies with a happy face.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The desert is clicked on, with the red haired boy with a strawberry. The cat is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the bank. The beer is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the butler. The cat is asked about again, with the same response. The butler is asked about, the red haired boy replies with pencil. The egg is asked about, the red haired boy replies with a question mark.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The bridge is clicked on, with the butcher with a slingshot. The egg is asked about, the butcher replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butcher replies with the mechanic. The bomb is asked about, the butcher replies with the old woman. The cat is asked about, the butcher responds with the blonde woman. The blonde woman is asked about, the butcher responds with the park. The egg is asked about again, with the same response}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The aquarium is clicked on, with John McEnroe and a pencil. The egg is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the butcher. The beer is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the mechanic.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. Siberia is clicked on, with the blue hat man with a duffle bag. The egg is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bank. The butler is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bridge.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on, with the butler with a potted plant. The egg is asked about, the butler responds with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butler responds with the bridge.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The park is clicked on, with the Blonde woman and a cat. The egg is asked about, the blonde woman responds with a question mark.}''

''{Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on. The butler is shot, and is the culprit.}''

|date=6 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1411335573122555904
|text=And folks ask me how I type with boxing gloves on.
|reply={{@|Zalno}}, who posted an image set of three fursuited players of Trogdor!! The Board Game, tagging {{@|KzinTiger}}, {{@|_Coastr}} and Strong Bad.
|date=3 Jul 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1411335086109298691
|text=No way! The Secret Collect remake's graphics look EXACTLY like me this time!
|pic=TwitterCollect3d.jpeg
|reply={{@|fatimahelsayed}}, who compared ''{{w|Adventure (1980 video game)|Adventure}} II'' to [[Secret Collect.]] in response to a "wrong answers only" post by {{@|atari}}.
|date=3 Jul 2021
}}

{{post|June
|id=1408523047158661139
|text=This is how you know it's legit.
|pic=TwitterConsummateSkull.gif
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=25 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1408520808692170754
|text=Peoples keep tweetin' at me bout this Dragon Man discovery. This is all The Cheat and I got in response.
|pic=TwitterDragonMan.png
|video transcript=''{the music from Trogdor Was A Man plays over the image of the Dragon Man.}''

''{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a man.

''{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a dragon man.

''{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man again}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a man.

''{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man again}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor was a dragon man.
|quote={{@|Desideratist}}, said that the recent discovery of the [[wikipedia:Dragon Man (archaic human)|Dragon Man]] reminded them of Trogdor
|date=25 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1408215824889008129
|text=This Kick the Can pin from {{@|fangamer}} may be new, but it was cutting edge animation tech back in the day! [https://fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-kick-the-can-pin fangamer.com/collections/ho...]
|video transcript=''{Open on the old-timey tent background. The Homestar Runner pin comes up on a stick and begins to move up and down as the background scrolls to the right. The video then zooms in as a finger spins the can. Zoom back out before the background pauses and a giant soup can comes up from the right. The can opens its mouth to reveal sharp teeth. The pin then "jumps" into the can's mouth, which then chews and spits out a pin of the current-day Homestar Runner.}''
|pic=TwitterCuttingEdgePin.png
|date=24 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407390315426848771
|text=The back of the shirt features The Sneak, Strong Man, and Old-Timey me absconding with parsnips!
|pic=TwitterOldTimeyShirtBack.jpg
|reply={{@|sokdrawer}}, who quoted the merch Tweet and stated that they wanted the Old-Timey shirt.
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407388288416092163
|text=And if you get the Old-Timey shirt, you get a free* Sickly Sam sticker! *free of charge and hopefully free of maggots and disease!
|pic=TwitterSicklySamSticker.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407382788156891142
|text=New Merchalert!! It's 20X6 vs 1936 {{@|fangamer}}! New shirts and an Old-Timey Homestar pin with spinning Kick the Can action! Check em out! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|https://fangamer.com/collections/ho...]]
|pic=TwitterOldTimeyStinkomanMerch.gif
|pinned=true
|date=22 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407082294721060866
|text=And at one point this was gonna be the banner with secret hidden styles.
|pic=TwitterOldYouTubeBanner.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=21 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1407081511396990978
|text=Did you know if you somehow save the banner image on my YT channel, this is what the whole thing looks like? [https://youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom https://youtube.com/user/homestarr...]
|pic=homestarrunnerdotcom banner uncropped.png
|date=21 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1406785750331494404
|text=This may come as a surprise, but I was not always the best son.
|pic=TwitterCardgageCard.jpg
|date=20 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1405175649522827271
|text=I'll see your shiny cookie icing and raise you a super reflective Jack Kirby-esque cosmic deity of some sort!
|pic=TwitterCosmicDeity.gif
|reply={{@|chair2theskull}}, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad cookie with shiny icing.
|date=16 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1404532002037108738
|text=And you thought the kite eating tree that bald kid had to contend with was bad. (nice pic {{@|CoolBad_MOES}}, and spot-on quote styles!)
|pic=TwitterPhoneLineEatingTree.jpg
|video transcript=
''{A tree stands next to a highway, a section of foliage cut out to allow a telephone line to pass through, creating a Homsar-looking mouth. It starts to speak in Homsar's voice.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' IIiiII'm a routine fire hazard!

''{Homsar's bowler hat lands on top of the tree.}''
|quote={{@|CoolBad_MOES}}, who sent Strong Bad a photo of the tree, providing the Homsar line said in the video.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad refers to the {{w|Kite-Eating Tree}} that torments {{w|Charlie Brown}} in numerous ''[[Peanuts]]'' strips.
|date=14 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402968260002390018
|text=Watch out! It might only work on 32 bit Macs. Read the system requirements or you'll end up like I did buying Thy Dungeonman 3! I mean who has THREE disk drives?!
|reply={{@|EricTheDerek}}, who replied to the discount Tweet and stated that they already have the physical version, but want to use the discount due to switching to a Mac.
|date=10 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402814021238067203
|text=Hold up. This might be more important. This scene takes on bizarre new meanings when you flip the script.
|pic=TwitterUpsideDownStnank.gif
|reply=the discount Tweet
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402819416128114691
|text=Hold out for a restock in the Homestar online store later this summer! It'll be like half that price!
|reply={{@|prayerborne}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated that {{wp|2nd & Charles}} only had [[Trogdor! The Board Game]] for $80.
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402746642139340800
|text=Depressing Discount Alert! My old game is on sale for so cheap, you may be able to literally cough up enough to afford the $1.49 price tag (depending on how often you sleep on the couch and inadvertently inhale some loose change)! [https://gog.com/game/strong_bads_cool_game_for_attractive_people gog.com/game/strong_ba...]
|pic=TwitterHorribleStnank.gif
|date=9 Jun 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1402248876761964550
|text=I never went away so as to require a "bring back." Just been in low power mode for over a decade.
|reply={{@|MyopiaPodcast}}, who made a poll which had things people wanted to #bringback, one of them being Homestar Runner, which was pointed out to be falling behind.
|date=8 Jun 2021
}}

{{post|May
|id=1399494058389737474
|text=Looks like Dr. Marvin Rubdown's garfunkle hairdo exploded!
|reply={{@|diov_g}}, who posted a picture of a paver that looked like Strong Bad with leaves, dirt, mulch, and rocks to make the face and a few rocks and sticks for the body.
|date=31 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398813712107065345
|text=Human-nosed Strong Sad mallows? Free squeakburger?! I'm on board I'm not bored!
|reply={{@|TheBlairSwitch}}, who who posted a drawing of a Homestar Runner themed cereal box called "Sugar Crunchy Homestar Runn-O's" with marshmallows shaped like Homestar Runner characters and a free squeak burger included.
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398657625902956545
|text=(psst! mainly I just want the burger!)
|reply={{@|michaelrianda}}, who quoted the previous Tweet and confirmed the scene in ''{{w|The Mitchells vs. The Machines}}'' mentioned was an homage to [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398654370158366723
|text=Look {{@|michaelrianda}} and {{@|Roweyourboatz}}, I appreciate the homage in your film but here are my demands given my newfound leverage: -Dog-geresque crossover film -a fridge with like a milkshake tap comin out of it -3 seasons of a Stinkoman show -exquisitely rendered CG burger
|pic=TwitterDogCopDangeresque.gif
|date=29 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1398275797060919296
|text=Sorry, just by owning that bag you've freely invited Marshie into your home. He can come and go at will. See if you can get your hands on a copy of the Marshromicon (which I hear is bound with living marshmallow fluff), it might have a way to protect you!
|reply={{@|SusanosWrath}}, who asked if Marshie would break into their house if they use the [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens]] bag from [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] for things other than meeples.
|date=28 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1397586396949499907
|text=I would NOT let any kids near that thing. You should put up a sign that says "Warning! May result in severed legs, sudden orbital launches, or relinquished pipes!"
|quote={{@|Rizzos_Dad}}, who compared a plastic whale swing to the [[Drive Thru Whale]].
|date=26 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396976197645504513
|text=Lookit me doing some hardcore looming over that countryside! Or perhaps... lording over? Lordinating uponst?
|reply={{@|iNightfaller}}, who drew Trogdor in a countryside with a giant Strong Bad looming over.
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396911974030659589
|text=There's already a mod for it thanks to {{@|MarcusRaven86}}! Check it out! He made it from our print n' play version and added meeples of everybody so you can burninate Homestar and Homsar if you want to live the dream!
|reply={{@|3ternalS0ul}}, who asked if there would be a [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] mod for {{wp|Tabletop Simulator}}.
|link=The afformentioned [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 mod] on [[wikipedia:Steam (service)|Steam]].
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396901073797976066
|text=And I call them "Poacher's Gold!"
|reply={{@|RagingLevine}}, who replied to the previous Tweet correcting Strong Bad that Strong Sad's feet are called [[Soolnds]].
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396900592455389190
|text=Someday I hope that this pre-vis version of CG The Cheat from an old DVD intro could make it onto {{@|lowpolyanimals}}. I mean technically Strong Sad's feet might make HIM eligible too!
|pic=TwitterMenuTest1.jpg
|pic2=TwitterMenuTest2.jpg
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396896801870041097
|pic=TwitterIntoThis.jpg
|reply={{@|Foone}}, who wished to commission [[The Brothers Chaps]] to read the [[wikipedia:Steve Jobs (book)|Steve Jobs]] biography as Coach Z.
|date=24 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1396103144300589056
|text=Did you know that the website mostly still works? Especially the older stuff? Even on phones and those bigger phones that aren't quite phones! Just click that giant play button. Even the clicky Easter eggs still work (again mostly, it's a WIP)! [[HR:sbemails/44-lures-jigs|homestarrunner.com/sbemails/44-lu...]]
|reply={{@|oO_hellcatt_Oo}}, who didn't know [[homestarrunner.com]] still worked without [[Flash]].
|date=22 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395865215942660096
|text=Brains? Cotton candy? Ambrosia salad? All 3?!!
|pic=TwitterKoTMiiBrains.jpg
|reply={{@|yourpaltrace}}, who replied to the KoT {{wp|Miitopia}} Tweet and posted a picture of said Mii without the crown.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395860521296048130
|pic=TwitterSbemail209Preview.gif
|reply={{@|diov_g}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about Sbemail 209.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1395855474701053954
|text=His head looks like a limited edition King of Town Fluffy Puff! And I love how he's holding a glistening uncooked ham hock! Just like most of the times!
|quote={{@|yourpaltrace}}, who put The King of Town in the role of the king in Miitopia.
|date=21 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1394430029459857412
|text=Since machine learning Strong Bad sounds like Cardgage anyway, here's another neural net generated image of "A Homestar Runner Cartoon of Strong Bad" by {{@|JanelleCShane}}. A little something I like to call "The Macho Man Cramdy Dog-gage."
|pic=TwitterDog-gage.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=17 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393705237819629571
|text=Experimenting with fully automating myself! 1. Neural net-generated image of me by {{@|JanelleCShane}} 2. Text-to-speech Strong Bad voice synthesizer by {{@|__UBERDUCK__}} (pasted in the lyrics to Trogdor) 3. lip sync automated by {{@|adobeanimate}} What could possibly go wrong?!!
|pic=TwitterTrogdorAI.png
|video transcript=
''{the image has a Strong Bad mouth on it, with the lyrics of Trogdor in yellow beneath it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor was a man

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean

'''STRONG BAD:''' He was a dragon-man

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or maybe

'''STRONG BAD:''' He was just a dragon

'''STRONG BAD:''' But he was still Trogdor

'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating the countryside

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating the peasants ''{pronounced as "pee-sants"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Burninating all the peoples

'''STRONG BAD:''' In the thached-roof cottages

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thached-roof cottages

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Listen—

''{the rest of the dialogue is incomprehensible, but the lyrics of Trogdor continue}''

'''CAPTIONS:''' —to those wicked dueling guitar solos!

'''CAPTIONS:''' It's like squeedly versus meedly over here??

''{the captions attempt to decipher what is being said}''

'''CAPTIONS:''' Trog

'''CAPTIONS:''' A Trogmack ''{appears after}'' should not ''{appears after}'' retrivowed gluh

'''CAPTIONS:''' ??!!?!?

'''CAPTIONS:''' A Trogdorvey?

'''CAPTIONS:''' After the night

'''CAPTIONS:''' Check Ed in the name

'''CAPTIONS:''' Alleviate

'''CAPTIONS:''' A sogbah

'''CAPTIONS:''' Nights

'''CAPTIONS:''' I've turned on

'''CAPTIONS:''' And relented your

'''CAPTIONS:''' ????!?!

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' I imagine denaturally relieve you

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' Rotunted the dewy air

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hold on

'''CAPTIONS:''' I can read

'''CAPTIONS:''' Brulee you're

'''CAPTIONS:''' There you go

'''CAPTIONS:''' A man

'''CAPTIONS:''' I dreamed one ZZERP!

'''CAPTIONS:''' It don't mean

'''CAPTIONS:''' Live

'''CAPTIONS:''' Vroo money

'''CAPTIONS:''' May burnadeal

'''CAPTIONS:''' Volumae

'''CAPTIONS:''' Rah

'''CAPTIONS:''' I found her

'''CAPTIONS:''' Hair

'''CAPTIONS:''' That you made

'''CAPTIONS:''' That you may

'''CAPTIONS:''' A fire

'''CAPTIONS:''' A match

'''CAPTIONS:''' Orchard life

'''CAPTIONS:''' Is there even Rhud?
|date=15 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393295868040818691
|text=As soon as I can get past the first freaking level!! That game is hard! And the map makes no sense!
|reply={{@|HeroicJRA}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if an ''{{w|Axe of Rage}}'' playthrough would be released.
|date=14 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1393214974630285326
|text=A new stuff to watch! Gazemaze in wonder as I get ancient PC game Sea Battle working again thanks to DOS-savvy commenters! [[youtube:xh87dFlPt5A|youtube.com/watch?v=xh87dF...]]
|pic=TwitterFrienDendum.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=14 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1392667626099384323
|text=Ahhh!! I wanna see it in action!!
|reply={{@|ChelleDoggo}}, who made a [[Homsar]] Mii in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|date=12 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391582931215343616
|text=Unused 20X6–style Sad Kid from Stinkoman Level 10. He and his sis were gonna be in a cutscene but I can't remember the context. Prolly should stay unused.
|pic=Twitter20X6SadKid.gif
|image transcript=A 2-frame GIF of the 20X6–style Sad Kid opening his mouth and crying.
|date=9 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391579818752450567
|text=Sadly Videlectrix lost the source files and samples from the original tracks years ago. So it's either super compressed mp3 quality audio or recreating them from scratch.
|reply={{@|kotektoad}}, who asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would ever be available on sale or on [[Music Streaming Profiles|music streaming services]].
|date=9 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1391033591774187523
|text="Hey Homestar, I really like your pipe cleaner Jamiroquai costume."
|quote={{@|ADDollhouse}}, who replied to the figurine Tweet showing their own Homestar figurine made of pipe cleaners.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390906757455749122
|text=Did you ever get the figures you wanted? Or did you have to just melt down all your extra Cheat Commandos into a discolored lump and manually shape them into my style? And if so, can I buy that monstrosity off you?
|reply={{@|Antipilor}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter correcting himself that it was series 1 rather than series 2.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390900828144349186
|text=Oh no! When was this and who did you deal with? Bubs?!
|reply={{@|Mipader}} and {{@|Antipilor}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter saying he recieved Cheat Commandos figurines instead of Homestar Runner Series 2 figurines.
|date=8 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390844948333879298
|text=Found a time capsule with a few lost series 2 figurines in somebody's basement! What should I do with these? THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!
|pic=TwitterFigurinesInBags.jpg
|date=7 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1390161782107422720
|text=Does this mean I can finally make a worthy sequel to Dangeresque: Getaway Car Jump Into-er?!
|pic=TwitterDangeresqueCarJump.gif
|reply={{@|Sparkster2600}}, who quoted the ''{{w|Game Builder Garage}}'' trailer and told Strong Bad that it's like ''{{w|WarioWare D.I.Y.}}''
|date=6 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388874873213276161
|text=What a shrine! All this video needs is Homestar singing a warbly a cappella version of the Jurassic Park theme laid over top of it to really cram the wonder and majesty home.
|reply={{@|empletonZe}}, who posted a video of her bathroom with various pieces of Homestar merchandise in it.
|date=2 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388566697217495041
|text=I nominate Humidibot and Schrab's Oswald to the Robot Roll Call.
|reply={{@|RobSchrab}}, who said he'd watch it in response to {{@|TheBrettzo}}, who asked if there was ever a crossover between [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] and Homestar Runner.
|pic=TwitterHumidibot.jpg
|date=1 May 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1388488541127254019
|text=Restocking this summer hopefully!
|reply={{@|kyluya}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] on vinyl and the DJ Teh Cheat slipmat would be restocked.
|date=1 May 2021
}}

{{post|April
|id=1388149888047845384
|text=Sbemail 6-Disc DVD Set is back in stock! Use promo code SAVE6ON2 to get six bucks off when you buy two items. Use it with the Everything Else collection and BAM! First 8 years of [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]] on your shelf! (the next 11 years, not so much)
|link=[[myshopify:collections/frontpage/products/strong-bad-6-disc-dvd-set-sb-emails-1-200|Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] in the store.
|pinned=true
|date=30 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387912540198522883
|text=It's a very accurate "Homestar from that Yello-Dello cartoon" puppet! And Strong Sad would be horrified that you apparently used a 180 gram vinyl LP for inside his mouth! Which is great in my book!
|pic=TwitterYelloDello.jpg
|reply={{@|Heldab2}}, who made their own [[Puppet Homestar]].
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387814716425347083
|text=I was gonna say "as under-appreciated and emotionally neglected as The Cheat" but "cool" works too!
|reply={{@|TheSeg}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if he was a cool as The Cheat.
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387805382576328711
|text=Sorry Seg. It was just a knee jerk reaction. Like how when I see a cute sidekick I'm always like "oh man I wish I had a cute sidekick!" and then I turn around and The Cheat is staring at me, tearslick eyes as big as dinner plates.
|reply={{@|TheSeg}}, who replied to the ''{{w|Miitopia}}'' Tweet with sadness that Strong Bad forgot about working with him.
|date=29 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387596845887758339
|text=A fan-made mini!
|reply={{@|LarryInc64}}, who replied to the [[Everything Else DVDs Three Disk Set]] Tweet and asked what the [[Stinkoman]] figure on the case was from.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387576150034161667
|text=I assumed it was Jim Davis.
|reply={{@|katalyna}}, who replied to {{@|LukaDMurphy}}'s reply to the previous Tweet, and corrected them that the Mii to the left of Strong Bad is {{wp|Mr. Clean}}.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387561725017346048
|text=Oh man! This rules! Maybe one day I'll get my own Nintendo game!! Oh wait.
|quote={{@|nintendolife}}, which wrote an article featuring the {{prs|1387111883799289863|27|Apr|2021|alt=Strong Bad Mii}} from the previous day.
|date=28 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158863380684800
|text=Stinkoslide! I think ultimately giving him StarBlazers hair may have been {{@|SmallBuStudio}}'s best design decision.
|pic=StinkomanConceptStinkoman.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158859123470338
|text=Pan Pan Pose and Poise.
|pic=StinkomanPanPanPose.png
|pic2=StinkomanPanPanPoise.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158855214379015
|text=1-Up The Extra Man!
|pic=StinkomanConcept1Up.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158850109943809
|text=Marzi-Mei. I fully back the decision to ditch her hands. Creepsa me out!
|pic=StinkomanConceptMarzi1.png
|pic2=StinkomanConceptMarzi2.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158846196654081
|text=Ring Pop Chorchmega Supreme!
|pic=StinkomanConceptChorch.png
|reply=the concept art thread.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387158842492993541
|text=Stinkoman Concept Art Thread. Lookit this amazing stuff from {{@|SmallBuStudio}}! (also go buy their awesome game Later Alligator! It's like a game full of a buncha mini, no-beef Trogdors runnin around!)
|pic=StinkomanConceptCast.jpg
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387111883799289863
|retweet={{@|mitsamemario}}, who created a Strong Bad {{w|Mii}} in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1387152384044961794
|text=Finally! This used to be the best you could do back in the early wiiwaggle days!
|pic=TwitterStrongBadMii.jpg
|reply={{@|mitsamemario}}, who created a Strong Bad {{w|Mii}} in ''{{w|Miitopia}}''.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad's picture is of a fan's submission (made on the {{w|Wii}}) for [[Telltale Games]]'s [http://web.archive.org/web/20080701055923/http://telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-348 "Make a Mii" contest] in 2008. In the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#O Contest, Mii Contest|dev blog]], Strong Bad commented that the Mii looked like him eating a live squid.
|date=27 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1385951156665524231
|text=Burnination motivation, I like it! 
(psst! remember, if you decide to just sit on the couch and play Troglikes and eat tonkatsu-flavored chippety-chomps all day, you can always fall back on my plan B!)
|pic=TwitterAbAbber.jpg
|reply={{@|nthmost}}, who shared a monthly workout logger decorated with pictures of Trogdor and Strong Bad.
|date=24 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1385573374274019328
|text=Yep, these will get restocked. The Cheat just gnawed up a pallet of the dvd cases so it's taking a while.
|reply={{@|HeyItsPalmer}}, who asked if the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] would be restocked.
|date=23 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384953246217871361
|text=Nope! They disappear into the ether after the live broadcast!
|reply={{@|Flamesof24}}, who replied to the Burninate the House Tweet and asked if a video the full stream would be available later.
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384931220065239041
|text=And here's the full too-long-for-twitter version with even more "womp-mbwamp" solos!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link=the [[youtube:pwCMLMktDkA|full version]] of the video on [[YouTube]].
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384927159966437381
|text=In case you missed Sunday's live {{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, here's some of the awesome dumbness we made with {{@|kalikazoo}}! Burninate The House! (titles and authentic bad tracking by {{@|kevinday}}.)
|pic=BurninateTheHouse.png
|video transcript={{see|The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021#"Burninate the House" Transcript}}
|date=21 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1384298261343707140
|text=Don't worry, those were just a few strays The Cheat found under a forklift or something. A full proper resupply of Sbemail dvds is in the works.
|reply={{@|HighlanderVO}} and {{@|GetUpOnTheMike}}, who replied to {{prs|1376710447118843908|29|Mar|2021|alt=a Tweet}} in which Strong Bad confirmed the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] DVDs were being restocked, discussing the availability of said DVDs.
|date=19 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383907932744470532
|text=Going live in less than an hour at 7pm est/4pm pst with {{@|kalikazoo}} on [http://SchrabHomeVideo.com SchrabHomeVideo.com]! Here's an approximation of what it will be like!
|pic=TwitterTryingToGetGreat.png
|video transcript=
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm just trying to get great! I'm just trying to get great!

''{Strong Bad's right eye disappears briefly before coming back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah my eye!
|date=18 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383472494003113986
|retweet={{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, who posted a video showing their schedule for Sunday April 18, including Strong Bad on [[The Kali Kazoo Show]].
|date=17 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1383075098199007234
|text=Peoples! Join me and *grumblevoice* puppet Homestar LIVE with coolpal {{@|kalikazoo}}
this Sunday April 18 at 4pst/7est on [http://schrabhomevideo.com schrabhomevideo.com]. Music and dumbness will abound!
|pic=TwitterKaliKazooShow.jpg
|date=16 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382092043682471940
|retweet={{@|SchrabHomeVideo}}, who announced Strong Bad and Homestar Runner would be on their podcast on Sunday April 18.
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382073612304277504
|text=I hope you got to see THIS then:
|link=[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]] on [[YouTube]].
|reply={{@|AmbientVirus}}, who wished for a {{wp|Toonami}} [[Stinkoman]] show.
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1382053977127329794
|text=And thank YOU for creating a sparkly gold monument of me sitting side saddle on a semi-Ionic column whilst holding a cold one! I hope it's like those eternal flames. An Eternally Foaming One that forever bubbles froth that passersby can slurp up! Maybe bring a wet wipe.
|reply={{@|Polygon}}, which had an article about Strong Bad alongside art of a golden statue of him sitting on a pillar holding a [[Cold One]].
|date=13 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1381793044266160130
|text=Crime Scene Twisted n' Splattered On The Pavement Strong Bad (aka Talking Strong Bad Plush) is BACK IN STOCK over {{@|Fangamer}}! [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-plush-talking|fangamer.com/collections/ho...]]
|pic=TwitterCrimeSceneStrongBadPlush.jpg
|date=12 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1381632321477083138
|text=Forbidden r'mance!
|pic=TwitterForbiddenLove.jpg
|date=12 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1380539945350234119
|text=Naw this is definitely the Stave It Off guy's estranged fitness buff/Guitar For The Practicing Musician-subscribing brother. His name is clearly Dave It Off Guy.
|reply={{@|jonnymuzik}}, who shows a bag of bagels from the brand {{w|Dave's Killer Bread}}, whose mascot he claims looks like [[Stave it off Guy]].
|fun facts=
*{{wp|Guitar for the Practicing Musician}} was a monthly magazine published from 1982 to 1999, known for featuring guitar {{w|tablature}}s to popular songs.
|date=9 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379979689486323712
|text=Shh! Keep it down! Or a phalanx of Framp-lawyers will descend uponst me!
|reply={{@|omgitsjaynine}}, who says that {{w|Peter Frampton}} reminds them of the [[Strong Bad Main Page]].
|date=7 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379979437752651776
|text=Sadly all those figurines are long sold out. I recommend checking the "ziplock bags of crusty, faded fast food kid's meal toys" section of your local thrift store. Maybe you'll find a Poopsmith next to a 6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot for no reason!
|reply={{@|MrsDocterminus}}, who asked if there is any way to get the figurines.
|fun facts=
*The "6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot" refers to {{w|Changeables}}, a line of toys by [[McDonald's]] consisting of food items that could be transformed into robots. One of the original toys was designed after a box of {{w|Chicken McNuggets}}.
|date=7 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1379088992122060803
|text=Looks like I'm gonna have to adorably run in plaaAAAaace!
|pic=TwitterSmallDangeresque.gif
|date=5 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1378460764713979908
|text=Burninating the dead weeping scholars/graduates?
|reply={{@|WillWrambles}}, who pointed out [[Trogdor]] appearing in an episode of [[wikipedia:Amphibia (TV series)|Amphibia]].
|date=3 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1377759997204004869
|text=I wish I could take credit for Taranchula's mystical orbs of metal but that's all them. Though I did somehow inhabit the body of the lead singer once after he shredded Moving Very Slowly so hard with Limozeen as seen here at 36:24: [[youtube:FnravKKkLQs|youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs]]
|quote={{@|DonutHolschtein}}, who praised Strong Bad for [[Moving Very Slowly]].
|date=1 Apr 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1377701407344693249
|text=Def agree with all of the points raised in this video. Especially the grass. Nice woik {{@|Nick930Gaming}}!
|pic=TrogdorDemonsSouls.jpg
|quote={{@|Nick930Gaming}}, who made a video comparing [[TROGDOR!]] and the [[wikipedia:Demon's Souls (2020 video game)|Demon's Souls]] remake.
|date=1 Apr 2021
}}

{{post|March
|id=1376711066244288512
|text=It's a reprint of Volumes 1, 2, and 3 all in one new case. Content on each disc is the same as the previous releases.
|reply={{@|rachaelbusher}}, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376710447118843908
|text=More are already on the way!
|reply={{@|HighlanderVO}}, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376666015216635911
|text=Maybe I'll just lump everything from late '07-present onto one collection called The Dregs: Mostly the Second Decade of [[HR:|HomestarRunner.com]]. Whattaya think?
|reply={{@|SpencerBlackisa}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376614778169393153
|text=Not to be outdone by my 6 disc set of sbemails, the Everything Else DVDs went and reprinted themselves a 3 disc set with new artwork that shows off what a box of random crap it truly is!
|link=[[Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set]] on the [[myshopify:products/copy-of-strong-bad-emails-1-200-six-disc-set|Shopify store]].
|pinned=true
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376564895513243651
|text=Y'know, like one of these li'l guys.
|pic=TwitterCheets.jpg
|reply=the Eggs Tweet.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376564402221162498
|text=This is from 2007. So 2001.
|reply={{@|deletehead}}, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1376562169656057867
|text=Old crap corner! Member these eggs? I think originally I was gonna scream about being upside down and how all the yolk was rushing to my head or summat until finally cracking myself open revealing a marshmallow The Cheat inside. [[HR:eggs|homestarrunner.com/eggs]]
|pic=TwitterEggs.jpg
|date=29 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1375685602914500608
|retweet={{@|mfrederickson}}, who posted an edited video of {{wp|Jeopardy!}} with the categories from the [[Main Pages]].
|date=27 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1375587704155561998
|text=Galvanized! Galvanized Galvanized!
|pic=TwitterHomestarDeck.png
|video transcript=
''{A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today I am become a deck!

''{A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poof paff puff.

''{The wooden Homestar blinks a few times}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That... that was sawdust.
|quote={{@|HomestarGamer}}, who posted a piece of wood that looked like [[Homestar Runner]].
|date=26 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1374871302960463873
|text=Aww, thanks for weathering the import/VAT/whatev charges! Don't forget the soundboard of my quotes and the dumb songs we wrote to help you learn the rules: [[trogdorboardgame:soundboard|trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/]]
|reply={{@|SamtheAngelFox}}, who imported [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] to Australia.
|date=24 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1373801094640500744
|text=Everybody made such a big deal out of Mar10 Day but no one ever talks about Mar21 Day when Videlectrix adds premium Marzipan DLC to their hit games.
|pic=TwitterMarzipanRacewalker.jpg
|pic2=TwitterMarshiepanMixup.jpg
|date=21 Mar 2021
|funfacts=
* The two pictures edit Marzipan into [[50K Racewalker]] and [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
* March 10th is officially known as [[Mario]] day, usually celebrated by Nintendo with sales on games from said franchise.
}}

{{post
|id=1373273798020042753
|text=Hey tabletoptypes! Wanna play Trogdor the board game with pals online? Check out this awesome fan made mod for {{@|TabletopSim}} by {{@|MarcusRaven86}}! [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1475765723 steamcommunity.com/sharedfi...] You can also watch him play it tonight (3/20 8pm edt) on his streamins: [[twitch:marcusraven86|twitch.tv/marcusraven86]]
|pic=TwitterTrogdorBoardGameGrow.gif
|date=20 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1373052344657711106
|text=How to properly (home)slice a Homestar cake: 
1. Cut the first piece out of his face so it looks like his rectangly talkmouth. 
2. Rip his star off with your bare hand and shove into loved one's face 
3. Now bake and decorate the Strong Bad cake you shoulda made in the first place!
|quote={{@|Klonoa1545}}, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.
|date=19 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1371967301378043906
|text=Sorry, the closest you'd get is a rushed "crap suzy" and it wouldn't be worth the 200 bucks I'd charge you on that app "Get Internet Wrestlemen to Record Stuff 4 U Cuz They Need 2 Pay 4 A New Videocard."
|reply={{@|swearsister}}, who wanted Strong Bad to say "[[wikipedia:Crêpes Suzette|crepe suzette]]".
|date=16 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1371677389651128330
|text=Hey, you're right {{@|NikolasMokalis}}! From behind, hatless Homestar DOES look like a graphic design-y oven mitt icon!
|pic=TwitterCulinaryContent.png
|video transcript=
''{Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hustle for culinary content!
|quote={{@|NikolasMokalis}}, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner.
|fun facts=
*"Hustle for culinary content" is a reference to "hustle for sports" from [[Coach Z's 110%]], also spoken by Homestar in a mustache.
|date=16 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370875668288901121
|text=I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BAAAACK!
|reply={{@|DavidASandoval}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "{{w|Ding Dong Song}}" by {{w|Günther (singer)|Günther}} ft. The Sunshine Girls.
|date=13 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370864372264882177
|text=Oh man! Try it with the Graw Mad figurine!!
|reply={{@|DavidASandoval}}, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game {{w|Yakuza 0}}.
|date=13 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370587688613601281
|text=With a full scholarship!* *full scholarship is one (1) "wet type" vhs head cleaner cassette
|pic=TwitterWetTape.jpg
|reply={{@|BraxtonWerthers}}, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370500798250151936
|text=Why does the Porridgedi Maiden on the right have TWO RIGHT HANDS?!!!
|reply={{@|oxacillin}}, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] made it.
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370453265796755458
|text=Here's the full still image. Zoom in and pinch around! See how many braincats you can find! Once you find one you can't stop!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadAI.jpg
|date=12 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370143800719446021
|text=(p.s. go buy her hilariawesome book about A.I.! [http://youlooklikeathing.com youlooklikeathing.com])
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|link={{@|JanelleCShane}}'s [https://www.janelleshane.com/book-you-look-like-a-thing book].
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370143798601334787
|text=Internet pal {{@|JanelleCShane}} got a discount neural net to generate an image of me! Witness the trainwreckery!
|quote={{@|JanelleCShane}} about her new book about A.I.
|pic=TwitterStrongBadAI.jpg
|video transcript=
''{white caption on a black background}''

'''CAPTION:''' A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm—

''{cut to the image being described}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' this is a depiction of ''{yellow text of the following appears}'' "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band".

''{text fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then they added ''{yellow text of the following appears}'' "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters.

''{text fades and zoom on a part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That sorta looks like me, ''{green outline of Strong Bad's face appears}'' in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, ''{green outline of the microphone appears}'' y'know?

''{both outlines fade}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor ''{green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears}'' the Arpeggi-ator!

''{pan to another part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I do see a lot of lasers,—

''{zoom to show full image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, ''{The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green}'' with cool shades?

''{zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. ''{green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears}'' Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like ''{does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles}''

''{zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool.

''{pan to another "Homestar Runner"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, ''{green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears}'' or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. ''{the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades}''

''{pan to another part of the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. ''{outline of what Strong Bad described}''

''{pan lower in the image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey check it out, it's one of my—

''{the first Olda Boy appears}''

'''OLDA BOY:''' I miss video games—

''{the Olda Boy disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' college boys from Teen Girl Squad.

''{pan to garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And this says, ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "EOLA?" ''{pronounced ee-oh-luh}'' Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!"

''{zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe I'm like lasering folk music ''{green lasers appear}'' with my hot licks!

''{zoom to more garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post".

''{pan to more garbled text near the bottom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What does this say at the bottom? ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles—

''{zoom out to show whole image}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' like, infinitely in all directions.

''{zoom to more garbled text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now it says ''{what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text}'' "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision.

''{the parent from [[Fan Costumes 2015]] slides in from the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, as the parent}'' Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? ''{logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right}'' Why it's just preposterous.

''{logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, speaking normally}'' Get the slight impression of a guitar ''{green outline of a guitar appears}'' here.

''{outline fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Maybe like a fishnet ''{green outline of a leg appears}'' high heeled leg comin' down.

''{outline fades, pan left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These look like, ripped blue jean legs, ''{green outline of jean legs appears}'' comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, ''{green outline of a guitar appears on the legs}'' one of those ones that has the pie pan ''{black outline of a pie pan appears}'' in it. I don't know what those are for.

''{all outlines fade}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly ''{outlines reappear with a pie}'' baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370140704681385987
|text=Easter egg from a late era Marzipan's Answering Machine I think.
|reply={{@|Phyreburnz}} who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370098638379220993
|link={{prs|785135844197666816|9|Oct|2016|alt=a video from 2016}} of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme.
|reply={{@|jakehuneycutt}} who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370086840863182855
|text=And remember, that last song's not Seger, it's Hardee's:
|link=[[youtube:XRP6w619Hwo|an 80's Hardee's commercial]] promoting {{wp|Alvin and the Chipmunks}} collectible drinking glasses.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1370084925077135370
|text=Not to be outdone by the vinyl release of my album, Homestar has put together a compilation of his cover songs for your unjoyment.
|pic=TwitterHomestarCoverTracks.png
|video transcript=
''{Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

''{cut to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black.

''{cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from [[anything]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

''{cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the Easter egg of [[montage]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!

''{cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from [[car]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

''{cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the Easter egg of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Somewheres, out theres...

''{cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the Easter egg of [[pizza joint]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Party! Cheatsa Party!

''{cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the Easter egg of [[Ever and More!]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

''{cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the Easter egg of [[slumber party]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

''{cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the Easter egg of [[the paper]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

''{cut to everyone in their costumes from [[Which Ween Costumes?]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing with a slight echo}'' Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?

''{cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from [[strong badathlon]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Just take those old glasses off the shelf...
|date=11 Mar 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1367553062999650305
|text=That's cause he's rendered with ASCIIAROSCURO shading! But i'll try for you here: 
                            V 
                ^\/^     •• 
              /^^^^^~^^{{!}} 
   (^^^ /             VVV   <<< 
  (   )^ /     (^\__/\/\/\    <<< 
   @    (     ( 
Okay never mind.
|reply={{@|Nerdevar}}, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]] back cover art.
|date=4 Mar 2021
}}

{{post|February
|id=1365718833814773764
|text=That Lexus prolly belongs to that Keeper of Trogdor called Hardybardy. Always trying to get in good with the boss burninator. Er... the bossinator?
|pic=TwitterHardybardyFull.jpg
|reply={{@|DrMacsBug}}, who shared a photo of a license plate frame bearing the words "Believe in the Trogdor Who Believes in Burninating".
|date=27 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1365369097534517256
|text=Is this what you're seein? This is where my brains go.
|pic=TwitterCheatKrave.gif
|reply={{@|cerealouslynet}}, who posted a photo of Chocolate Chip [[wikipedia:Krave (cereal)|Krave]], commenting that it looked like The Cheat.
|date=26 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364384494971719682
|text=I think you mean "bwoken."
|reply={{@|NMFreed}}, who posted an edited poster for a {{wp|Spider-Man}} movie featuring Homestar Runner, saying "the multiverse has been broken".
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364346323416342546
|text=Daaaaaang. You peoples went nuts and bought all of my rekkids!! Well, for only 10 bucks you can always get the album on compactimost disc. 
[[myshopify:products/strong-bad-sings-cd|homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/stron...]] 
Or buy it on no disc here and on other streamins services: 
Strong Bad Sings by Strong Bad [https://music.apple.com/us/album/strong-bad-sings/1479443660 music.apple.com/us/album/stron...]
|link=[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] in the [[myshopify:products/strong-bad-sings-cd|Shopify store]].
|reply=the vinyl cover Tweet.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364315994987110405
|text=Naw, I hadn't written that jam yet when SB Sings came out. But it's all over the streamins':
|link=[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] on [[songwhip:strong-bad/grumblecakes|Songwhip]].
|reply={{@|spatulatrix}}, who was disappointed that "Grumblecakes" wasn't on Strong Bad Sings.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364295457166553089
|text=Nope! You totally don't need it. This product was specifically designed for people who want it. If you find yourself not wanting it, then it is definitely not for you!
|reply={{@|YoshiAngemon}}, who owned the Strong Bad Sings CD and wanted to know if they needed to buy the vinyl.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364284844914708480
|text=And don't forget to trick out your turntables and protect your precious Europants EDM records with DJ Teh Cheat on this cool slipmat with art by ruler of schools {{@|spacecoyotl}}! 
[[fangamer:products/dj-cheat-slipmat-vinyl|fangamer.com/products/dj-ch...]]
|pic=TwitterDJTehCheat.jpg
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364259711147737089
|text=Cheap As Free Recordings and {{@|Fangamer}} present! With all new amazing artwork from {{@|leepetty}}!
|pic=Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl video.png
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|video transcript={{see|Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!}}
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364258891228405766
|text=Strong Bad Sings on VINYL!! Out NOW! 
[[fangamer:products/strong-bad-sings-vinyl|fangamer.com/products/stron...]]
|pic=TwitterSBSings.jpg
|date=23 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1364058243807461376
|text=This is intriguing. I am finding myself... intrigued.
|reply={{@|Ratheronfire}}, who recreated Stinkoman 20X6 using [[wikipedia:Godot (game engine)|Godot]].
|date=22 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1363860018899144707
|text=Today's Old Crap Corner features that time I wished Flash happy birthday and got to shape tween Homestar! [[HR:flashday|homestarrunner.com/flashday]]
|pic=TwitterShapeTween.jpg
|date=22 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1363246293104082946
|text=Whoa! This must be the rare "Eye Gouge Damage Talking Strong Bad!" I didn't think {{@|Fangamer}} was really gonna take my advice and make that variant!! Does it make "pus squish sounds™" and smell gangrenous like the napkin doodles I sent the manufacturer?!
|reply={{@|SpAM_CAN}}, who got a Talkin Strong Bad Plush with a black eye.
|date=20 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362827445066473472
|text=Check it out, {{@|JanelleCShane}} used a neural net to generate weird mascots and got the same kinda results that we did from just being really hungry and tired and sorta confused.
|pic=TwitterJollyDumple.jpg
|pic2=TwitterHungryAndTired.jpg
|pic3=TwitterDumpleApplication.jpg
|quote={{@|JanelleCShane}}, who generated mascot names using a neural net.
|date=19 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362432340748886016
|text=Trust me. Not a story you wanna hear. 
Once upon a twice, everything was great. Then Homestar Runner showed up in his duck shirt and everything has been exactly 1 HU (homestarnomical unit) less great ever since. The end.
|reply={{@|tiffaneemee}} and {{@|ericsmithrocks}} about a potential History of Homestar Runner book.
|date=18 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1362082754045874176
|text=Ahh! Looks like me if someone flayed the bottom half of my face!!
|reply={{@|FoxyMalD}}, who knitted a shawl that was said to look like Strong Bad.
|date=17 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1361060023598796800
|text=Vamlumtime's GIF Game! Click to stop the animation and discover who's got a random crush on whom! It's gonna get weird!!
|pic=TwitterCrush-o-tronix.gif
|date=14 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360354464188821508
|text=currently at direct URLs: 
[[hr:sbemail200|homestarrunner.com/sbemail200]] 
(no dot html) 
and 
[[hr:sbemail100|homestarrunner.com/sbemail100]] 
(also no dot html) 
still getting the redirects to point to all the right spots.
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who asked where [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] and [[Page Load Error]] were on the new site.
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360345644230139904
|text=The concept is just to play the games from my disk caddy that appeared in actual sbemails like the theme song told you: 
[[Floppy Disk Container|hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...]]
|reply={{@|SquareLukester}}, who asked if viewers could request games for [[Disk 4 of 12]].
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360306110062755843
|text=The only games up for consideration are these: 
[[Floppy Disk Container|hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...]] 
It says so in my opening theme song even!
|reply={{@|pullahoko}}, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet, suggesting the game ''Super Solvers''.
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360296155201036289
|text=Odell Lake is on the list! MECC's classic that was buried by its more popular, dysentery-infused older sibling Oregon Trail.
|reply={{@|PetrarchEleven}}, who replied to the previous Tweet, mentioning ''[[wikipedia:Odell Lake (video game)|Odell Lake]]''.
|fun facts=
*''[[Floppy Disk Container#odell_lake|Odell Lake]]'' was in Strong Bad's floppy disk container in the email [[funny]].
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1360295169719992323
|text=New stuff! I finally finished a full episode of my "Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games" series! 
Watch it up/watch it down here: 
[[youtube:yvscxQN1JlA|youtube.com/watch?v=yvscxQ...]]
|pic=TwitterDisk4Of12Title.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=12 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1358842360885612549
|text=check the archived flash site: 
[[OldHR:sadjournal/|old.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/]] 
that'll get you most of his whiny lament. And then box under bed is here: 
[[HR:wonderyears|homestarrunner.com/wonderyears]] 
don't tell nobody.
|reply={{@|HauntedDriveIn}}, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if there was a way to find [[Strong Sad's Lament]] and [[The Secrets That I Keep]] on the updated site.
|date=8 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1358835374068482059
|text=This week's Old Crap Corner features old valentines and grim The Cheat-commissioned animations! 
[[HR:old-valentines|homestarrunner.com/old-valentines]]
|pic=TwitterDarkDarkDay.png
|pic2=TwitterOldValentines.png
|date=8 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1357106768787234821
|text=That one's out of print. Gonna do a 3 disc, all-in-one-box set of Everything Else at some point like we did for Sbemails.
|reply={{@|RegehrEvan}}, who asked when [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] is going back in stock.
|date=3 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356749848112947202
|text=And don't forget our goodtime pals from {{@|YachtRockRevue}} who are both ignorant of what vanguard means AND here to party. Very important viewpoints, both.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=2 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356748640820334594
|text=Did you know that {{@|murderwizard}}, Gary Palaroncini himself, cameo'd in this heavy metal parking lot footage from an old Baddest of the Bands promo? More like HE'S the vanguard. Check out all the awesome stuff that guy's made:
 [https://jchristopherarrison.com jchristopherarrison.com]
|pic=TwitterBaddestoftheBands.png
|video transcript=
'''FIRST FAN:''' I mean... I mean what excites me is that, Strong Bad, he's kinda uh, he's like a vanguard. He comes out with new things all the time and I-I have- none of us have any idea what he's gonna do but I'm totally pyched for it. So I hope he blows my mind. I hope he blows- I hope he blows his mind. 

''{pan to second fan}'' 

'''SECOND FAN:''' I don't even know what "vanguard" means! ''{laughs}'' 

''{pan to third fan}'' 

'''CAMERAMAN:''' Do you know what "vanguard" means? 

'''THIRD FAN:''' Oh vanguard! VANGUARD! WOOOOOOOO! 

''{cut to closer up}'' 

'''THRID FAN:''' MARZIPAN!! Haha! Oww! 

'''CAMERAMAN:''' Who's Marzipan? 

'''FOURTH FAN:''' I'm just here to party.
|date=2 Feb 2021
}}
{{post
|id=1356379983523033090
|text=That was fast!! This is fantastic! I want this on every country dish towel hanging on every dishwasher handle in every hamwater-smelling grandma's kitchen in the world!!
|reply={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who created a cross stitch pattern of The Cheat in a Cornucopia in response to Strong Bad's request earlier that day.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}
{{post
|id=1356313600219086849
|text=It is. It just changes every week. But the content stays up if you know where to look.
|reply={{@|CosToons}}, who asked if [[Old Crap Corner]] would be a section on the site.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356313423169146881
|text=Yes. More are being forged as we speak in the deepest dankest Trogfacturing furnaces. But sometimes you can find legit reseller copies on Amazon for around $40.
|reply={{@|JenClone}}, who replied to a {{prs|1323332044815061003|2|Nov|2020|alt=Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet from November 2020}}, asking if the game would be restocked.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356291739997401088
|text=Put The Cheat in a Horn of Plenty!!
|reply={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who had the idea to stitch Homestar Runner characters into vintage cross-stitch scenes.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356286307304165376
|text=Good point. Maybe this first one was aimed AT grandmas.
|reply={{@|smashpro1}}, who replied to the Needlepoint Tweet saying that his grandma would never have gotten rid of a few things.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356284465677537280
|text=This week's Old Crap Corner features a weird cross-stitch thing that I guess was going to be an ongoing feature wherein needlepointy versions of us would offer pearls of Grandma's Wall-style wisdom. Dunno why it was abandoned. 
[[hr:needlepoint|homestarrunner.com/needlepoint]]
|pic=TwitterNeedlepoint.jpg
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356247503298056196
|text=Aww, someone finally bought IRL The Cheat another pizza!
|reply={{@|BigBearDAC}}, who linked to a video of a {{wp|serval}} eating, saying it sounded like The Cheat.
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1356246661085933569
|text=I'll prolly archive it on YT eventually once I have a few minutes worth of this kinda stuff.
|reply={{@|rickrawlz}}, who suggested that Strong Bad post the [[#1354840412511469576|Homestar burrito video]] to [[YouTube]].
|date=1 Feb 2021
}}

{{post|January
|id=1355664909728690178
|text=Ahh! Pick The Cheat! THE CHEAT!! Don't remove my husky head! Wrap a rubber band around me and use me as a Capo of Last Resort!
|reply={{@|feelinbattyy}}, who was debating whether to hot glue their [[The Cheat]] figurine or the head of their [[Strong Bad]] figurine to their guitar switch.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1355664354344054790
|text=Yup! Not everything works yet but it will. And what does work will load on phones and tablets too! A mobile load!
|pic=TwitterTotalLoad.jpg
|reply={{@|DanOlso56252798}}, who responded to the [[#1349242412129017856|Main Page 27 Tweet]], asking if homestarrunner.com was still up after the death of Flash.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1355662958328754184
|text=This is the best worst case of poison ivy I have ever seen.
|reply={{@|RetroRadNat}}, who had Homestar Runner tattooed on her arm.
|date=30 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354840412511469576
|text=This burrito is like one o' those "age your grody face" apps! It accurately predicts what elderly Homestar will look like.
|quote={{@|lives_bad}}, who claimed to see [[Homestar Runner]] in his burrito.
|pic=TwitterHomestarBurrito.jpg
|video transcript=
''{A burrito resembling Homestar Runner, with black beans for eyes, speaks in a wheezy, elderly voice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Strong Bad, I guess this is the end. To Marzipan I bequeath all my rice and beans. 'Cause she needs to eat more proteins. And to you, Strong Bad, old friend, I leave my precious Cholula. 'Cause you always brought such spice into my life. ''{coughs}''
|date=28 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354485468885352457
|text=I want these as a set of elementary school teacher stickers to put on assignments. With captions like "You Cheated!" and "How sad!" and "Pile o' whatsit!"
|quote={{@|LukosPH}}, who posted some stylized Homestar Runner characters.
|date=27 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1354060507737706497
|text=It is now! 
[[hr:playsets|homestarrunner.com/playsets]]
|reply={{@|deletehead}}, who asked if the [[Cheat Commandos Playset]] print-out page was on the new website.
|date=26 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353863867970056194
|text=Just go here for more KOT than you could ever possibly want/need: 
[[hr:mainking|homestarrunner.com/mainking]]
|reply={{@|mrdowdle}}, who said he missed [[The King of Town]].
|date=25 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353826538949644289
|text=That's not me. Also just wait.
|reply={{@|dasuber}}, who linked to the [[Wikipedia:Twitch (service)|Twitch]] account "[[twitch:strongbad|strongbad]]" (which isn't [[twitch:strongbadactual|Strong Bad's actual account]]) and asked why Strong Bad doesn't do livestreams or let's play videos with Homestar.
|date=25 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353404484404211712
|text=And if your browza tells you it doesn't work at first, mebbe try clearing your cache. Or, um... sending me some cash. Either one.
|reply=the previous reply.
|date=24 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1353402703607717889
|text=Website still works post-flash thanks to Ruffle (flash emulator). Easter eggs and everything even on phones! Still a work in progress because it doesn't support all the Flashy goodness just yet but it will eventually. Also there's the YouTube channel:
|link=the [https://www.youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom homestarrunnerdotcom] [[YouTube]] channel.
|reply={{@|GunplabroYT}}, who asked if sbemails were backed up somewhere to watch without [[Flash]].
|date=24 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352359601027620866
|text=It'll be back soon. Videlectrix has almost got the whole thing working in Ruffle.
|reply={{@|GunplabroYT}}, who replied to the [[Main Page 27]] announcement Tweet stating that [[Stinkoman 20X6]] was gone forever.
|date=21 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352358193918312453
|text=The lofty goals of my Rhythm n' Grammar album have been achieved!
|reply={{@|Brehm_Sarah}}, who said they remembered Strong Bad's "its VS. it's" song from [[local news]] to figure out which one is the possessive.
|date=21 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1352057273846214667
|text=Those should be in the shorts section now. Sorrybowdat.
|reply={{@|DFDvids}}, who replied to the [[Main Page 27]] announcement Tweet stating that [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000|2000]] were not on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351947363255005185
|text=I'll make sure it's on the Vol 4 to-do list of it's not already on there!
|reply={{@|_penziiiii}}, who asked if the [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] music from [[mini-golf]] would be uploaded to streaming sites.
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351768435299143682
|text=Don't worry. The game will work again soon thanks to Ruffle. It sorta works now 'cept for no music and messed up sound effects and level 4 is weird and level 9 doesn't load and um... maybe never mind.
|reply={{@|Dakkel6}}, who replied to the {{prs|1340869541425983488|20|Dec|2020|alt=re-enabling Flash Tweet}}, concerned that they had missed their chance to download Flash.
|date=20 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351558323489931265
|text=I blame the agents and lawyers of probably-famous-actor Bernardo Ralshonde.
|reply={{@|AndroidNina256}} and {{@|yoshi7112}}, who were discussing the unexplained differences between the Flash version and YouTube upload of [[independent]].
|date=19 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351370835169341441
|text=Makes more sense, right? The other intro is just screaming at everybody who's watching to look at Homestar which is a little demanding.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who replied to the [[#1351224674890493954|Old Crap Corner Tweet]], noting that the [[Intro 2|old website intro]] actually showed all the characters while singing "everybody".
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351297808419188736
|text=Not directed at you or your 3D styletypes. Just talkin' smack at the ol' Armless Wonder.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who called Strong Bad's response to his artwork a "sick burn".
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351286157166968838
|text=Hmm. I dunno. I might be fine with that one being relegated to out-of-print DVD-only exclusive status. Besides, I lose a serious chunk of my head in that cartoon.
|reply={{@|MiiCostumeGuy}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking about [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351285603044880385
|text=Homestar always looks like he leaked outta somewhere. Like maybe from the bottom of a grody fridge in the back of a shady deli or something.
|reply={{@|KevinTemmer}}, who posted a 3D render of Homestar Runner that he joked was "leaked" from an upcoming movie.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351268305076707329
|text=You're trying to get to it the wrong way. Go to toons menu, scroll to bottom of Toons section, click on In Search of the Yello Dello. Not everything works yet but we'll get there.
|reply={{@|faizinmotion}}, who couldn't find the Flash menus for [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] and [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town toon]].
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351253486768447496
|text=I did it!
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who asked if the Main Page 18 effects would be restored.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351251806752563215
|text=Fixed! That creepy jagged background mumbles "grabbity grabbity grabbity" again! All your old fave sounds are back!
|reply={{@|kehander}}, who replied to the [[#1351228084951908353|blur filter reply]], mentioning the [[Main Page 18#Fixed Goofs|eerie mumbling on Main Page 18]] that was lost after the [[April Fools' 2006]] gag.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228818720227331
|text=Then you get to wait in the corner with a hat that says "I already know everything" while the rest of the class has a pizza party.
|reply={{@|HuckleburyFlynn}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet saying he doubted there was anything Homestar-related he hadn't seen.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228458739904521
|text=Briefly? I can't remember. I was prolly worried that its 102kb filesize was too much of a bandwidth hog! Think of the dial-up fans!!
|reply={{@|MCSqueakyClean}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking if the intro had been on the site before.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351228084951908353
|text=Ruffle doesn't support that ol' blur filter just yet but they plan to some day. Patience. For now, enjoy the crystal clear wonder that is ME prancin about in my tightymost whities!
|reply={{@|coldreactive}}, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet, noting the Ruffle issues on Main Page 24.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351227224050061314
|text=Fangamer will have more in stock. Go here to get notified if'n you want:
|link=[[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner/products/strong-bad-plush-talking|Strong Bad Talking Plush]] in the Fangamer store.
|reply={{@|TruthAM}}, who asked if the [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] was still available.
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1351224674890493954
|text=In the "Latest Styles" section of the website's new landing page, don't forget Old Crap Corner. Highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw! This week it's an old alternate intro [[hr:intro2|homestarrunner.com/intro2]]
|pic=TwitterOldWebsiteIntro.png
|date=18 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1350826615002030080
|text=Mostly fixed. Still figuring out all the Ruffle-ations.
|reply={{@|Guybrush20X6}}, who shared screenshots of email [[flashback]]'s borders exposing the rest of the flash toon beneath it.
|date=17 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1350538889447026689
|text=Holy sleevetime!! These tats are intense! Are The Cheat and I high-fiving and screaming "you don't deserve a love you never gave!"? Which cartoon is THAT from?!
|quote={{@|xjennersonx}}, who shared her full-sleeve Homestar Runner tattoos. The quote "You don't deserve a love you never gave" appears above Strong Bad and The Cheat on her left arm.
|date=16 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349938876668932097
|text=Most of the music from SBCG4AP was repurposed stuff from my old cartoons and sbemails. You can find the source material amidst the 180 tracks on this album and it's other 2 volumes:
|link=[[songwhip:strong-bad/homestar-runner-original-soundtrack-volume-1|Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]] on Songwhip.
|reply={{@|poodonkus}}, who wanted the original soundtrack from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349890894825218050
|text=Still workin out the flash-emulation kinks. Think of it as one of those cool boundary break discoveries!
|reply={{@|alexsoddlife}}, who discovered the glitch in the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] allowing the viewer to fly outside the stage.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349884155576737793
|text=Stinkoman doesn't work in the Ruffle emulator quiiiiite yet but you can at least watch the awesome compressy intro cinematic by {{@|SmallBuStudio}}! But it's being worked on so you'll soon be able to beat level 10!
|reply={{@|robomatthew}}, who quoted the [[#1349242412129017856|Main Page 27 Tweet]], happy that Flash content could be preserved so that he could beat Stinkoman 20X6.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349883615354777602
|text=This one has touch controls for mobile! 
[[oldhr:trogdor-canvas-m/index.html|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas...]]
|reply={{@|Irondragon811}}, who wanted a TROGDOR! mobile app.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349881477434142720
|text=You don't stink from the mud. The Kerrek holds that musky key.
|reply={{@|metaweta}}, who responded to the [[#1349751887583735809|Peasant's Quest Tweet]], suggesting an issue with Peasant's Quest because the knight didn't acknowledge [[Rather Dashing]] being muddy.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349771375788126209
|text=I agree.
|reply={{@|semateos}}, who wanted a Strong Bad VR game.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349770645001875457
|text=Yes! There are any plans!
|reply={{@|CompBullSheet}}, who asked if there were any plans to improve user experience with Ruffle.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349758151718035464
|text=Where's an Egg was an Actionscript 3 joint which Ruffle doesn't support just yet. Patience! Egg-related patience!
|reply={{@|kitfm}}, who noted that [[Where's an Egg?]] was broken.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349751887583735809
|text=Added bonus!! The latest Ruffle update appears to have made Peasant's Quest totally playable again! 
[[hr:disk4of12|homestarrunner.com/disk4of12]]
|reply=the [[Main Page 27]] Tweet.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349748010910162945
|text=Or for mobile, press or say, [[oldhr:trogdor-canvas|old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas/]] 
Or to end this call, just hang up or say "shut it you."
|reply=the previous reply.
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349746774962003971
|text=Try it now!
|reply={{@|Age_of_Greed}}, who got a 404 error when he tried to play [[TROGDOR!]].
|date=14 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349385706716749828
|text=Stinkoman got animated like this so he's covered for birthday presents for the next decade.
|link=[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]] on [[youtube:_iAaQ-MTDIU|YouTube]].
|reply={{@|Karolicker}}, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where [[Stinkoman]]'s party was in reference to [[Happy Trogday]].
|date=13 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1349242412129017856
|text=18 years ago today, I drew a little dragon and screamed a little song. Come celebrate {{@|#|Trogday}} with the first new homepage in over 10 years. 
[[hr:main/27|homestarrunner.com/main/27]]
|pic=TwitterMainPage27.jpg
|date=13 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1348753160307945472
|text=Don't worry. He's not.
|reply={{@|Pocomouse}}, who replied to the previous Tweet saying they never knew the [[King of Town]] was named King Castlefunny.
|date=11 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1348729052291616768
|text=Who do you think would win in a vintage cold ones signage battle? King Castlefunny or that Hamms Bear? I'm betting the King fries and eats Bear in three rounds. 
(kot art by {{@|babypopdipstick}})
|pic=TwitterFrothmansLite.jpg
|video transcript=''{A bar sign: the left side resembles a stone tower with an LED display simulating a beer glass filling and emptying. The right side has a picture of [[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]] and a beer glass, and the words 'King Castlefunny proclaimeth: "The Glass is ALWAYS half-full with" Frothman's LITE'.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Here at Frothman's Lite, we're way more concerned with cool, throwback-y signage than we are with a cold one that tastes any good.
|date=11 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346859402784083968
|text=This has been discussed.
|link=[[Squintmojis|Homestar Runner Squintmojis]] on [[youtube:S1pxD-N3g5U|YouTube]].
|reply={{@|RABlDCHILD}}, who posted a series of emojis, saying they looked like Strong Bad.
|date=6 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346708772836749313
|text=By going to [[hr:|homestarrunner.com]] right now where you can watch the original cartoons without flash on all devices and in all browsers thanks to a project called Ruffle!
|reply={{@|bethahop}}, who asked how she could watch Homestar Runner without [[Flash]].
|date=6 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346511455638724609
|text=Aw man! How come {{@|npr}} didn't use this great clip of me rippin' on public radio instead?! 
Also apparently me and my dumb animal character companions are a "cool early experiment!" Sounds dangerous, not-peer-reviewed, and unstable! I like it!
|pic=TwitterRayJo.jpg
|video transcript=''See public radio segment of [[radio]].''
|quote={{@|mcolles}}, who linked to {{w|NPR}}'s segment on the death of Flash, in which Homestar Runner was given a shoutout.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad uses the phrase "[[dumb animal characters]]".
|date=5 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346239237407047680
|text=Yes. Someday.
|reply={{@|AlucardsQuest}}, who replied to the [[#1345055889213034496|Intro Cinematic Tweet]] asking if there was any chance of a console port of Videlectrix games.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346192367288786945
|text=No you don't understand, the real Homsar said this while raking corn starch into a shag carpet! I recorded it and matched it up with this fan's puppet video!
|reply={{@|bortman0}}, who replied to the previous Tweet noting that what Homsar said made sense.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1346183544486375425
|text=I did it {{@|gabemcfrank}}! I got Homestar and Homsar to say stuff that matches your ancient homemade fan puppets! I crap you not, they just said this stuff throughout the normal course of their day! Apparently, Homestar constantly addresses an invisible audience of "kids."
|pic=TwitterFishFaceHomestar.png
|video transcript=
''{Homestar's puppet pops up in front of a curtain.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Laaaaa! Oh hello kids! I'm fish face broken buzzer Homestar Runner! Byyye!

''{He disappears. Cut to Homsar's puppet.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaA! Don't look now, but I'm a felt tube in portrait mode!

''{He disappears.}''
|quote=the same {{@|gabemcfrank}} Tweet as before.
|date=4 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345858533603078153
|text=These are amazing! Pime cone Bubs is inspired! And that Trogdorvski crystal Strong Sad is just begging to be cat swatted!
|quote={{@|EnduringBeta}}, whose partner made a number of ornaments inspired by [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345857654544084993
|text=Known issues. On hold with tech support now.
|reply={{@|colincidence}}, who reported that [[homestarrunner.com]] was down.
|pic=TwitterHoldMusic.jpeg
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345789365000282113
|text=These are perfect! They accurately reflect what droopy bags both Homestar and Homsar are in real life! Send me some video of them in action and I'll see if I can trick those two into recording voices!
|reply={{@|gabemcfrank}}, who shared [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]] puppets he made as a child.
|date=3 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345177209754030081
|text=Read the warning below the screen. Ruffle can't do blurrytimes yet
|reply={{@|Hudson8675309}}, who reported that [[Main Page 24]] was not blurry.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345126862406774788
|text=Stinkoman is AS2, not 3. Biggest issue is Ruffle choking on external files that hold all the level data. Currently, in the Ruffle version, you can watch level intro cutscenes and read the manual and play levels 3.1 and 3.2 since they don't load from external files.
|reply={{@|bemusedHorseman}} and {{@|GabePuratekuta}}, who were discussing Stinkoman 20X6 not working in Ruffle due to its use of [[wikipedia:ActionScript|ActionScript]].
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345077569629126662
|text=Good catch! Fixed it up so nice!
|reply={{@|tcy_alex}}, who noted that a buggy version of the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[your friends]] had been uploaded to the new website.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345075599283466240
|text=btdubz: Stinkoman still appears to be playable in Chrome for the time being if you have flash enabled: 
[[oldhr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|old.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/...]]
|reply=the Tweet about the intro cinematic.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345062934167302145
|text=There's a warning under the game about that. Stinkoman doesn't work in Ruffle in the first place and this version sorta works (only level 3! Your fave I'm sure!) which is better than a 404 page. It's aaaaaaall being worked on and in progress.
|reply={{@|thunderzizi}}, who reported that the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] version linked from the games menu only went up to level 4.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1345055889213034496
|text=Finally, witness the Stinkoman 20X6 intro cinematic by {{@|SmallBuStudio}} in full-em-on HD! (Props to everybody who earned this by beating the game!) 
[[youtube:_iAaQ-MTDIU|youtu.be/_iAaQ-MTDIU]]
|pic=TwitterStinkomanIntroCinematic.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

{{post
|id=1344894198387003392
|text=They're all hidden on the sbemail menu! (not on mobile currently)
|reply={{@|Spy_waffles}}, who asked if the [[scroll button songs]] were gone for good after the homestarrunner.com update.
|date=1 Jan 2021
}}

[[Category:Twitter]]
[[Category:Past Updates]]

Marzipan Beef Reverser

Pgj1997 — Tue, 16 Aug 2022 01:53:59 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Trivia */ Just found this out when I played the game through RetroArch

{{watchtoon|https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-reverser|play|fullurl}}
[[File:MarzipanBeef.png|thumb|The Beef Reversing]]
A micro platformer about [[Marzipan]] reversing beef back onto a cow. It can be played on the itch.io page or downloaded and played on a [[Game Boy]] emulator, actual Game Boy hardware via flash card adaptor or an {{w|Analogue Pocket}}.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, Cow Skeleton, [[Homestar Runner]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 21, 2022

==Controls==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse;width:45%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="25%"|Action !! width="25%"|Key 1 !! width="25%"|Key 2 !! width="25%"|Game Boy Button
|-
| Jump || Z || J || A
|-
| Hair Whip || X || K || B
|-
| Move || Arrow keys || A and D || D-Pad
|-
| Rewind gameplay ||colspan=2| Backspace || ''N/A''
|-
| Pause (2.0) ||colspan=2| Return || Start
|}

==The Game (Version 2.0)==
The game opens with a screen displaying a cow skull above the game's title and the text "press any budden". Once any button is pressed, gameplay begins and music starts to play. The game progresses through four stages, with each stage consisting of first a platform scroller followed by a boss fight. Marzipan starts with four units of health (shown in the bottom left as white bars) and can gain health by touching health bars up to a maximum of eight units.

For the platform scroller, Marizpan must navigate rightward to the end of the stage. She must avoid hazards, which include steaks, chasms, milk wave attacks (level 3 and 4 only), and spikes (level 3 and 4 only). If she touches a steak or a milk wave attack, she loses one hit point. If she touches spikes or falls down a chasm, she automatically dies, and the platform scroller stage restarts with four units of health. Steaks sometimes provide collectible health bars when attacked, and there are occasional health bars already in the level. The end of the platform scroller is marked by a small sign on the ground, and when Marzipan approaches it, the boss fight begins. In successive levels, the platform scroller becomes more difficult.

For the boss fight, Marzipan appears on the left, with a cow skeleton in the upper right. The skeleton shoots out [[steak]]s, which move in one of four different patterns and damage Marzipan by one unit of health when touched. The patterns are randomized. In the second level onward, the skeleton has an udder, which shoots milk wave attacks at random. The milk blinks in place a few times before shooting leftward, and it damages Marzipan by one unit of health when touched. To win the boss fight, Marzipan must whip the steaks with her hair, which knocks them back to stick to the skeleton. Milk cannot be attacked. Every few attacks, the skeleton visibly adds flesh until at the end it looks like a healthy, living cow. Each level she must successfully attack nine steaks without dying, after which the next level begins at the platform scroller. Steaks sometimes provide collectible health bars when attacked. If Marzipan runs out of health, she dies, and the boss fight restarts with four units of health. In successive levels, the frequency and velocity of attacks increases.

Once Marzipan finishes the last level, the cow is regenerated to its whole body, accompanied by victorious music. If Marzipan approaches the cow, this dialogue appears:

<blockquote>Thank you Marzi. You reversed the beef!</blockquote>

The dialogue finishes:

<blockquote>...</blockquote>
<blockquote>That will be all.</blockquote>
After this, the game resets. The bovine skull on the title screen is replaced with a cow's face, and the words "Beef Reverser" on the title screen are changed to "Beef Reversed".

If the player manages to complete the game with all eight bars of health left, the following dialogue is displayed instead, followed by the bonus stage:

<blockquote>I also noticed you have full health.</blockquote>
<blockquote>Have a bonus stage as a reward!</blockquote>

==Bonus Stage==
The game prompts:
<blockquote>Go green! Smash up that auto, Marzi!</blockquote>
There is now an automobile in the middle of the screen. Marzipan can attack the side of the automobile, gradually damaging it. She must attack the right and left sides at least eight times each to win the level, after which a dejected Homestar floats down from the sky onto the roof. The game then prompts:
<blockquote>Oh his car!</blockquote>

If Marzipan attacks Homestar while he is standing on the car, it displays this message, followed by the secret boss:
<blockquote>Oh you wanna fight huh? Let's grow!</blockquote>

==Secret Boss==
The secret boss is a skeletal Homestar in the upper right corner, similar to the cow skeleton. Gameplay is similar to the normal boss fights, as Homestar shoots steaks with star logos, which Marzipan must attack. The player must successfully attack nine steaks without dying to end the level. Instead of shooting milk, Homestar's alternate attack is for the top of his skull to come off and fly down diagonally into the lower left corner and back to his head, and it will damage Marzipan if touched. If she dies during this fight, it restarts, except she has full health. Steaks sometimes provide collectible health bars when attacked. Every few attacks, Homestar's flesh is restored until he is back to normal.

After defeating and regenerating Homestar, if Marzipan approaches him, this dialogue appears:
<blockquote>You did it Marzi! You rebeefed me!</blockquote>

The dialogue finishes:
<blockquote>...</blockquote>
<blockquote>And also I'm enormous now!</blockquote>
<blockquote>So thanks for that I guess!</blockquote>

If the player manages to defeat Homestar with all eight bars of health left, the following dialogue is displayed instead, followed by the second bonus stage:
<blockquote>And didn't lose no health neither!</blockquote>
<blockquote>You get a never-ending rain of Homestars!</blockquote>

==Bonus Stage #2==
A fully rejuvenated Homestar is in the upper right corner, but he does not attack. Instead, dejected Homestars fall down from the sky in random locations, similar to [[Armless Invaders]]. Marzipan can run around and collect them by touching them, but there is no penalty for missing a Homestar.
If she collects 10 Homestars, the game displays this message:
<blockquote>Whoa! 10 of thems! You gotted great!</blockquote>
If she collects 25 Homestars, the game displays this message:
<blockquote>25! You must have a persistent [[style]]</blockquote>
If she collects 50 Homestars, the game displays this message:
<blockquote>50! What is wrong with you?</blockquote>
If she collects 100 Homestars, the game displays this message:
<blockquote>100? Ugh, fine. You can watch this deleted cutscene</blockquote>
<blockquote>of my face melting that was deemed "too hot for GB"</blockquote>
<blockquote>But beware, it's PG-13 [[prolly]].</blockquote>

The game then displays the hidden cutscene. It shows a scared-looking Homestar's face and body melt off as the screen shakes, leaving him behind in the skeletal form that is in the boss fight.

==The Game (Original Version)==
The game opens with a screen displaying a cow skull above the game's title and the text "press any budden". Once any button is pressed, gameplay begins and music starts to play. Marzipan appears on the left and a cow skeleton to the right. The skeleton shoots out [[steak]]s, which move in different patterns and damage Marzipan by one unit of health when touched. The steaks repeat in this order: Downward left diagonal from cow, left horizontal from cow, left horizontal from ground level, and upward left diagonal from cow (bounces off top and left edge of screen). If Marzipan loses all eight units of health (displayed at the bottom of the screen), a screen reading "DEATH!" will appear, prompting any button to be pressed for the game to restart. Marzipan must whip the steaks with her hair to make them disappear. On the first level only, she can whip the skeleton directly to regain a unit of health up to a maximum of eight units, but she will take damage if she touches the skeleton.

Once eight steaks are hit, the cow regenerates even more, and the steaks speed up along with the music. This repeats for 4 phases. On the last phase, the clouds permanently disappear. Once the full cow returns, the music changes, and if Marzipan goes to the center of the screen to approach the cow, this dialogue appears:

<blockquote>Thank you Marzi. You reversed the beef!</blockquote>

If the player manages to complete the game without taking a hit, the following dialogue is added:

<blockquote>I also noticed you didn't take damage</blockquote>
<blockquote>That's pretty cool</blockquote>

The dialogue finishes:

<blockquote>...</blockquote>
<blockquote>That will be all.</blockquote>
After this, the game resets.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The full itch.io description reads:
{| style="background:black;color:white;width:35%;padding:0.5em;margin:0.5em"
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Help Marzipan whip steaks back onto a horrifying skeletal bovine carcass in order to bring it back to life! But beware, -or should we say... beRARE- the steaks can also hurt you! A micro game to celebrate MAR21 (marzi) day!

Can you unlock the HIDDEN BOSS?!

Controls:

* Z (A) - Jump
* X (B) - Hair Whip
* Arrow Keys (D-pad) - Move
* START (return) - Pause

<big>'''Install instructions'''</big>

If you have a flash cart or GameBoy emulator, the .gb file should run in it.

If you have an Analogue Pocket, the .pocket file is your friend!

If you prefer the original "Boss Only" version of the game, download the "BeefReverser_old" files.
|[[File:TwitterMarzipanBeefReverser.png|180px]]
 
[[File:MarzipanBeefTitle.png|180px]]
 
[[File:MarzipanBeefPlay.png|180px]]
|}
*The shortened itch.io description (seen on [https://videlectrix.itch.io/ Videlectrix's page]) reads "Help Marzipan turn steaks BACK into cows!"
*The "More information" box lists the status as "Released", the platforms as "HTML5", the author as "[[Videlectrix]]", the genre as "Action", and the tags "beef", "homestar-runner", "marzipan", "micro-game", "vegetarian".
*This is the only Homestar Runner game where all male characters are secrets.
*The game has dedicated color palettes when played on a Super Game Boy, Game Boy Color, or Game Boy Advance

===Day 2 Patch===
*A Day 2 patch was released featuring a new way to gain health, a milk wave attack once the udders are restored, and a hidden bonus stage with Marzipan beating up a car. However, this patch was unstable, causing many players to experience a {{wp|kernel panic}} crash. As such, the game was reverted to the old version around 30 minutes later, with the bonus stage being restored three hours later.

* The dialogue for completing the game with full health changed with this patch:

<blockquote>Thank you Marzi.
You reversed the beef!</blockquote>

<blockquote>I also noticed you have full health.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Have a bonus stage as a reward!</blockquote>

===Version 2.0===
*Version 2.0 was released on April 6, 2022, and contains the following additions:
** Health drops from steaks, car bonus stage, and milk wave attack from Day 2 Patch
** The ability to pause the game
** Randomized steak patterns
** Steaks hit during regeneration phases now move to the part of the cow skeleton currently being restored
** Regeneration phases are now preceded by a platforming level where Marzipan must get to the end with steaks, pits, and later milk waves and floor and ceiling spikes as obstacles
** A hidden boss fight against Homestar triggered by hitting him as he appears after the bonus stage is cleared

===Inside References===
*Marzi Day (Mar21) was referenced in a [[@StrongBadActual]] [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021#1373801094640500744|Tweet]] on the same day of the previous year.

===Real-World References===
* Marzipan's hair whip attack is highly reminiscent of the basic attack of Shantae, titular heroine of the ''{{wp|Shantae}}'' series.
**It is also reminiscent of the basic attack from ''{{wp|Kabuki: Quantum Fighter}}''.
* The car destruction minigame is based on the ones found in ''{{wp|Final Fight}}'' and ''[[Street Fighter II]]''. Homestar's exclamation of "Oh his car!" is based on an enemy from ''Final Fight'' who appears and screams "Oh, my car!" in anguish when the bonus stage is completed.
* The comments about the face-melting scene being PG-13 "prolly" is a reference to ''{{wp|Raiders of the Lost Ark}}'', which received a much criticized PG rating upon release despite a famous face melting scene, as the PG-13 rating did not yet exist, being invented upon request for the next ''Indiana Jones'' movie, ''{{wp|Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom}}''. ''Raiders'' probably would have received a PG-13 rating.

===Fast Forward===
*A [[Teespring#tshirt_Beef_Reverser_TS|t-shirt]] and [[Teespring#beef_reverser_hoodie_TS|hoodie]] of the skull of the cow skeleton with the logo of the game were made after the game was released.
*[[Strong Bad]] played the game in [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser]].

==External Links==
*[https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-reverser play "Marzipan Beef Reverser"]
{{VidelectrixGames}}

Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser

Pgj1997 — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 19:57:22 GMT

Pgj1997:

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[[File:StrongPlayBeefReverser.png|thumb|Unsettlingly smooth framerate and questionable lip sync]]

Strong Bad plays [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, Cow Skeleton, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}} (mentioned)

'''Date:''' Monday, April 25, 2022

'''Running Time:''' 11:13

'''Page Title:''' Butcher's Special - Chin Tentacles 2.99 a pound!

==Transcript==
''{The video opens with a shot of a handheld console resembling a Game Boy with a wood veneer and a Videlectrix logo on the top resting on a tripod above a desk. The title screen for the game "Marzipan Beef Reverser" is displayed on the screen. Strong Bad's boxing gloves enter the frame to hold the console with his thumbs over the buttons.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a menacing voice}'' Welcome to my Long-play of Marzipan Beef Reverser... ''{hesitates, voice becomes normal}'' Well, actually, it probably won't be very long, 'cause the whole game only takes like, eight minutes to win. So we'll call it a STRONG PLAY!

''{An image of a Powered-By-The-Cheat Strong Bad holding a game controller in a purple circle with blue text reading "STRONG-PLAY" above it appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser!

''{The image fades, moving unobtrusively into the corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go. Now let's just get a little insert of my head down there in the corner{{--}}

''{A Strong Bad model pops up in the lower-left corner, waggling its head as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}with an unsettlingly smooth frame rate and questionable lip-sync. There we go, now we're streaming. All right, so for all you speedrunner types out there, I'm going{{--}}

''{A green screen with a restored Giant Cow descends over the live action footage, leaving the model and Strong-Play logo on top. White text reading "100% FaceMelt" with "facemelt" melting is already visible on the top.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}100% Facemelt unlocking ''{a bullet point reading "Unlock Bonus Levels" appears}'' both bonus levels and ''{a bullet point reading "Unlock Bonus Boss" appears}'' the bonus boss, ''{a bullet point appears reading "Without Dying"}'' all without dying and of course, ''{a bullet point appears reading "With Boxing Gloves".}'' all with boxing gloves on.

''{The green screen pulls up, revealing the Videlectrix handheld again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, I'm playing here on my ''{an ad for Videlectrix pantsit portable appears}'' trusty Videlectrix Pantsit Portable.

''{The ad disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And let's go for it!

''{The game starts. A timer appears in the upper left corner and starts at 00:00:00, running continuously. Marzipan begins in a platforming level with a steak.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right Marzipan, whip that beef!

''{Marzipan whips the steak with her ponytail. The steak becomes a health pellet, which she collects.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go, got a nice chiclet.

''{Marzipan jumps onto a platform. A flying steak lies ahead.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta keep your energy chiclets full in order to acheive what we're trying to do here.

''{Marzipan hits the flying steak and proceeds onward.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, flying steaks... ''{Marzipan hits another steak. She leaps to collect a health pellet}'' with bug wings. ''{She hits another steak and follows an arrow sign offscreen}'' Oof, got 'em.

''{An enlarged version of the screen is displayed as Marzipan faces the first boss; a cow skull and ribcage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right here we go, boss phase number one! ''{The cow skeleton shoots steaks at Marzipan. Strong Bad plays as he talks}'' Now, ordinarily, ''{Marzipan gets hit by a steak}'' Ochh! I would not condone a Marzipan-themed game. But uh, that hideous cow carcass there with the chin tentacles is pretty fantastic. Everyone knows the chin tentacles is the moistest cut of beef.

''{Marzipan rebounds a steak into the cow, causing the cow's udder to regenerate a little bit each time she does.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah! Slap that back! ''{hits another steak into the cow}'' Huttah!

''{Marzipan hits the last steak into the cow, clearing the boss level.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes!

''{The next platforming level loads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, that first one's kind of like, easy to get you acclimated.

''{A text box appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what does this say? ''{reading text}'' Your energy goes up to 8. Try 2 win with full health!

''{The text box withdraws.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I'm doing, man! ''{hits a flying steak}'' Whoopah! Here we go! I love this steak stuff that explodes when you whip 'em. We are all steak stuff, as the great Carl Sagan once said.

''{Strong Bad pauses as he hits one last steak and enters the next boss battle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Got 'em! All right, round two, here we go!

''{The screen enlarges again to better display the boss battle. Marzipan is now facing a cow with a regenerated udder and front chest, but the skull and ribs are still exposed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing along to the music}'' Dit dit, doot doot, badalado{{--}} ''{Marzipan gets hit}'' Aw dang! Gotta watch your forehead there, Marzi. All right, I gotta make up a chiclet here.

''{A milk wave appears and moves towards Marzipan. Marzipan leaps over them to avoid them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! I reconstituted the udders and now they're shooting milk waves at me! Whoa!

''{Marzipan leaps and hits a steak. She jumps up to collect a health pellet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go, there's a chiclet.

''{Strong Bad moves his head along to the music and sings as he plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dit dit doot doot badadaladaladalat dat dat dat dat. Come on, ''{Marzipan gets hit by a steak}'' Oh! Crap! Oh, my timing is off! I think only the music is faster, I don't think anything else is moving faster. They're trying to dupe me, but I'm dupeless. Come on, just one more.

''{Marzipan hits a steak into the cow, reconstituting the back of the cow and clearing the boss level. The screen shrinks back into the handheld. The next platformer level begins.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes! All right, here we go.

''{Marzipan is on a platform in the air. She backtracks and jumps down to collect a health pellet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see, do I need that? ''{The health bar fills up}'' I do, all right. There we go, oh crap!

''{The V-Tuber model wildly flails his head as a milk wave appears from the right side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Unsolicited milk wave! It's like the {{--}}

''{A milk wave hits Marzipan before it it launched.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}'' Oh Crap! Crap! It's like Bowser's Fire of milks. I gotta fake it out.

''{Marzipan hides under a spike-bottom platform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So it can't get me. ''{jumps over a milkwave}'' Ah! There we go.

''{The third boss level begins. The body of the cow is restored, but the skull remains.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, gotta make up some milk.

''{A milkwave launches itself at Marzipan.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! Now this is faster! ''{gets hit by a steak}'' Aah! AAH! Oh man, all right, really gotta make up some chiclets here. ''{hits a steak into the cow}'' Oh dang, This is a significant upgrade in speed of attacks. ''{Strong Bad's head jerks wildly from side to side as the gameplay becomes faster}'' Oh dang, come on, ''{collects a health pellet}'' there we go. ''{grunting heavily}'' Oh man, all right, this is actually a little bit challenging. I don't want to... tip my hand too much, but I'm a little flustered, you know. A healthy amount of flustered. Get the adrena-linens goin', so I can whip these steaks.

''{Marzipan whips a steak and collects another health pellet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, what was that? I don't know, I can't, I'm too worried, I can't take the time to count my chiclets!

''{The third boss level is cleared. The next platforming level loads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rolling his head around}'' Oh man, I think those spikes are one-hit wonders, you can't touch those things, or you're instantly doomèd. Oh!

''{Mazripan jumps over a milk wave before she goes under the spikes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' DOWAAH! There we go, fooled you, milk!

''{Marzipan stops between two spike platforms as a milk wave generates.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's wait for it.

''{Marzipan jumps over the milk wave onto a platform without spikes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go. Oh wait up here...

''{Marzipan waits. A milk wave comes towards her. She drops down to a lower platform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A-ha!

''{Strong Bad pauses as he continues playing. He has seven out of eight pellets in his health bar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap. Really could use that chiclet.

''{Marizpan moves into the last boss battle. The screen enlarges again. Only half of the cow's skull is exposed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, need a chiclet here. ''{sings along with the music}''Dit dit doh doh badadaladaladalat dat dat. Oof!

''{Marizpan jumps over rapidly firing milk waves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, dodging the milks. ''{hits a steak and collects a health pellet, filling the health bar}'' There we go! A chiclet! Sweet chiclets! I think I got eight, I have no idea! I can't take the time... to count! I'm too freaked out!

''{Strong Bad continues playing furiously.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna avoid those guys, those middle{{--}} ''{gets hit}'' OH NO! Aw, I gotta make this up! ''{dodging milk waves}'' Come on, chiclet. I thought I was playing it safe! I got too cocky! ''{gets hit by a steak}'' CRAP!!! All right, come on, come on, give me the chiclets. I need two more chiclets in order to achieve... our goals here.

''{Strong Bad continues playing furiously.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing to the music}'' Delelelo dat dat. ''{gets a chicklet}'' There's one, come on, there's another one! Yes! YES!

''{The boss level is cleared. The cow is now fully restored.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WE DID IT JUST IN TIME! LOOK AT THAT! A fully reconstituted cow!

''{Marzipan jumps up to meet the cow. A textbox appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Thank you Marzi! You reversed the beef! ''{presses forward}'' I also noticed that you have full health! ''{presses forward}'' Have a bonus stage as a reward!

''{The text box withdraws.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excitedly bobbing his head}'' Yes! We did it!

''{A bonus stage loads with Marzipan and a car. A text box appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Go green! Smash up that auto, Marzi!

''{The text box withdraws.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right!

''{Marizpan begins wrecking the car with her ponytail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whuppa! ''{Strong Bad makes lots of martial arts-style shouts as Marzipan wrecks the car}'' 100 Haired-ed slap!

''{Marzipan jumps onto the other side of the car and begins wrecking it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, now here comes the secret, everybody. This is how you unlock the secret hidden boss and bonus level.

''{When Marzipan is finished wrecking the car, Homestar falls from the sky onto the destroyed car.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta hit Homestar on his way down!

''{A text box appears. Homestar Runner himself comes up from the bottom right side of the screen to read it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you wanna fight, huh? Let's grooooow!

''{Homestar Runner withdraws.}''

''{The screen enlarges as the next boss stage loads. The boss is now a giant Homestar Runner skeleton, who intermittently flings the top half of his skull at Marzipan and throws steaks with stars on them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WOW! LOOK AT THAT! IT'S A SKELETAL HOMESTAR RUNNER! AND HE'S THROWING STAR STEAKS AT ME! Oh, he launches the entire top half of his skull to try and hit me! ''{Homestar flings the skull top at Marzipan again}'' Oh, a bunch! All right, gotta try and defeat this guy, ''{Marzipan hits a steak, making a health pellet appear, but doesn't collect it}'' without losing any health.

''{Another steak is flung, but this time it hits Marizpan due to the chiclet being in the way.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh Crap! Oh, the chiclets block you! From hitting things, you gotta remember that, so collect the chiclet as soon as the chiclet shows up.

''{Homestar keeps flinging his skull. Marzipan barely dodges it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh dang. ''{Strong Bad starts to sing along to the music}'' Homestar is totally dead, he's a skeleton! Homestar is totally dead, this is the best he's ever looked. ''{stops singing}'' Right. How many more hits? Those ones are too fast... augh!

''{Homestar launches his skull head at Marzipan again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' AAUGH! The lunge! The head-lunge! ''{dodges it again}'' OH! Watch out, there we go!

''{Marizpan flings a star steak onto Homestar, clearing the level. Homestar is now restored.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We did it! Look at that! We reconstituted Homestar!

''{Marizpan jumps up to meet Hometar. A text box appears. Homestar Runner pops up again from the bottom right to read it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You did it Marzi! You rebeefed me! ''{presses forward}'' And didn't lose no health neither! ''{presses forward}'' You get a never ending rain of Homestars!

''{Homestar Runner withdraws.}''

''{The next stage begins. Homestar sits gulping in the corner of the screen as Homestar sprites fall from three different spots in the sky. Marzipan moves back and forth to collec them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, now, this is the part we might need to uh, to fast-forward a little bit.

''{The gameplay screen shrinks back into the Pantsit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So we just gotta sit here and collect Homestar Runners as they fall from the sky. This is the second unlockable bonus stage.

''{A text box appears. Homestar Runner pops up again to read it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa! 10 of thems! You gotted great!

''{Homestar Runner and the text box withdraw. The Homestar rain resumes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so I think technically you could just stand in one spot 'cause it looks like they spawn from just, like, three different places. But if you're trying to speed run you got to r{{--}}oh, crap. I think I missed that one. You gotta run all about to try and do it as quickly as possible. But you could also just like, leave your Game Boy sitting on the table and leave Marzipan standing in one spot.

''{Another text box appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' 25! you must have a persistent style! ''{text box withdraws}'' I do? ''{Strong Bad starts to get bored}'' All right, anybody got any good topics to discuss here? For those of you doubting the authenticity of me playing a handheld gaming device with boxing gloves on, just check out that reflection of Pom Pom's phone in the screen!

''{If you look closely, you can see a phone in another tripod in the screen's reflection.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A little shout out to P squared for filming this for me. ''{tearfully and emphatically}'' We're making history, dawg! ''{Strong Bad gets bored again}'' Can I hit Homestar? ''{Marzipan hits Homestar, but to no avail}'' Nope, I can't. Oohf. He's just sitting there, gulping like a fish.

''{Homestar Runner pops up again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I ain't no gulpfish! You take that back!

''{Homestar Runner withdraws.}''

''{A text box appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' 50! What is wrong with you?

''{The text box withdraws.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho! You know I gotta keep it up now. I think we gotta get to 100, people. So... topics. This game should totally have one of those retro TV commercials, you know, like with a bunch of dudes in black turtlenecks standing in a meat locker, singing like, ''{rapping}'' Who's that whippin' that— whippin' that beef, it's Marzipan and she's whippin' that beef. It's a brand new game, and it's really great, maybe you could play it on your summer break. While your parents are driving through the Grand Can-yon, you're in the back seat without a compan-nion. ''{stops singing}'' That'd be a great commercial, right?

''{The game lags slightly as Marzipan jumps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't like it when Marzi jumps up. Too much... processing, at the same time! ''{gets bored}'' Um, what about... forgotten lore? You guys like to talk about forgotten lore? Sounds like a good subject. Um... You know like... People, remember when sometimes the gas tank used to be filled, like, you pull down the license plate on a car and that was where the, like, gas cap was? That's some forgotten lore. Some automotive... uh, gas-related lore. ''{shaking his head}'' I have no idea what count{{--}}

''{A text box appears again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OH! THERE WE ARE! I successfully distracted you all with forgotten lore! 100?

''{Homestar pops up again to read the text box.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh, fine, you can watch this deleted cutscene ''{presses forward}'' of my face melting that was deemed "too hot for GB". ''{presses forward}'' But beware, it's PG-13 prolly.

''{Homestar withdraws.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man! This is gonna be so good! So worth the wait!

''{The screen enlarges. Homestar's face starts shaking, and his skin peels off in increments until nothing remains but a skeletal Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! It's pathetic Homestar! AAAH! His face is just peeling right off of the top of his scalp! OH MAN! LOOK AT THAT GUY!

''{The screen goes back into the handheld's screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WE DID IT!

''{A title screen appears with the text "Marzipan BEEF REVERSED press any budden" The timer in the upper left corner now reads 09:58:21.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' BEEF REVERSED! Oh man, that was excellent, you guys! So there's my Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser. I encourage you all to do this yourselves. It's pretty thrilling, actually. See if you can find a Videlectrix Pantsit Portable{{--}}

''{The ad appears again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}in an online auction or somethin'. They're- they're pretty rare. I always have to get out the Endust to polish mine. Keep it shiny.

''{Fade to black.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*Strong Bad [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|remarks about his boxing gloves]].
*Strong Bad utters "[[huttah!]]" while playing the game at one point.
*The [[FunMachine]] Pantsit was first mentioned in the description for [[Trogday Micro Game]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's animated model in the lower corner is a parody of {{wp|VTuber}}s.
*Strong Bad attributes his "steak stuff" quote to astronomer {{wp|Carl Sagan}}.
*Strong Bad repeatedly compares the health bars to {{wp|Chiclets}}.
*During the [[Street Fighter]]-inspired bonus stage, Strong Bad compares Marzipan's hair attack to {{wp|E. Honda}}'s Hundred Hand Slap technique.
*{{wp|Endust}} is a brand of dusting aid, sprayed on cleaning implements to attract dust. It was previously mentioned in [[army]].

== See Also ==
*[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]]
*[[Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12]]

==External Links==
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== The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards ==
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==The $39 Experiment==
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In [http://web.archive.org/web/20040610184547/http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_how_to_burn_xbox_games_and_copy_protected_cds.php this article] about how to literally burn CDs, the author gives instruction on how to "burn it properly like [[Trogdor]] burninates the peasants."

== AI Dungeon ==
Multiple recreations of [[Thy Dungeonman]] have been made in [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/landing this AI-based text adventure game], as seen [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=8dbc85f4-fbf4-4d52-ae39-02a87e23df56 here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=a66d91d0-dbdf-11ea-b290-adaf05acdcec here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/adventureView?playPublicId=0e477aa8-ae9c-49d5-af38-fcab796db17a here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=217c11f9-7b39-4287-9621-88ae715a2b94 here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=33b06162-6e94-472c-831d-66f4de8696c8 here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=2b165ed3-07e0-4567-87eb-52b9b4b21599 here], [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=d06aab6f-dc33-4aa6-a116-0b679a3825dc here], and [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=aec5ec90-b8f0-11ea-93d4-a18db6201c08 here].

== All Your Base parody list ==
The [http://web.archive.org/web/20050309020802/http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/ayb.htm TmsT Zero Wing Parodies Emporium] features "[http://web.archive.org/web/20050320175218/http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/allyourstrongbad.htm All Your HomeStarRunner are belong to Trogdor]", a rendition of the infamous [[wikipedia:All your base are belong to us|All your base are belong to us]] dialog with screenshots from Homestar Runner.

==An Audience With O-Kami-Sama-sama==
The blog post for [http://doyoulovepuppiesido.blogspot.com/2008/12/man-of-mystery.html December 3, 2008], entitled "man of mystery", is a screenshot from [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. The screenshot is specifically the room from the game with its lights off and the shades open. The title of the blog post links to the game.

==[http://web.archive.org/web/20070711232851/http://www.animalxing.com/index.php Animalxing.com]==
*This [[wikipedia:Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing]] news site hosted various Homestar Runner related designs in its [http://web.archive.org/web/20060205035119/http://www.animalxing.com/patternsv3/textures.php Texture Gallery] that could be found by searching for them.
*An image of [[Strong Bad]] to be used on Blanca, a villager whose face you have to draw on, could be found [http://web.archive.org/web/20060215045933/http://animalxing.com/images/blanca/adlubescence_strongbad.png here] on their [http://web.archive.org/web/20060208040857/http://www.animalxing.com/blanca_ah.php Blanca Face Designs] page.

==AsherWycoff.com==
The site's [http://www.asherwycoff.com/audio/ 403 (Forbidden) error page] contains a picture of the gatekeeper from the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] saying, "Access to this directory is strictly for peasants!" The error page's title reads, "More like... Rather Homely!" which is also a reference to the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].

==Aviary.com==
In the [http://aviary.com/flash/aviary/index.aspx?tid=4&fguid=50a4d474-f67c-102b-b565-0030488e168c&raven Raven image editor window], the title of the page is "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes WIP"

== BB-Spot-''Which website are you?'' ==
In the [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz.php website personality test] at www.bbspot.com, one of the [http://bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz_all.html possible answers] you can get is [[homestarrunner.com]].

== Best Page In The Universe ==
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In [http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html one article], Maddox rants about the amount of emails he gets, and remarks "I know there are other big websites out there that generate a lot of email (my sympathies to the Chapman brothers)". This must mean he is aware of homestarrunner.com, and according to his book signing tour in 2006, he likes Strong Bad.

== Bethesda Game Studio Forums ==
*On the [http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/ Bethesda Game Studio Forums] you can add a [http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/style_emoticons/default/cheat.gif The Cheat emoticon] to your posts.

== Bill Wurtz ==
On a [https://billwurtz.com/questions/q.php?date=202007050352 couple] of [https://billwurtz.com/questions/q.php?date=202002211858 occasions] in the questions section, Bill responds to a question about typing with a statement about [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having boxing gloves on]].

== Bryan Waterman Interview ==
Bryan Waterman, who does the series "''[http://www.watermanstudios.com Waterman]''" had an interview, and he mentioned that his favorite internet cartoon was Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
:''Who is your favorite flash movie artist or flash artists if you have more than one? What are some of your favorite flash movie series?''

:'''BRYAN WATERMAN:''' Above all else Homestar Runner not only do I love the cartoon, Mike and Matt are two good friends of mine. Bonus Stage is another one I really like and I do look forward to Joseph's animations.
</blockquote>
[http://www.medaverse.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=viewarticle&artid=2&page=2 See It Here]

== Bulbapedia ==
The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Template:Main_Page&action=edit source page] for Bulbapedia's Main Page lists source codes for past Main Pages created and used for certain holidays and events. The Main Page for the 4th of July is listed under "[[Happy Fireworks]] Main Page" and the Christmas Main Page is under "[[Decemberween]] Main Page".

== Burning Sand ==
A Trogdor icon was made in the Burning Sand thread in the Falling Sand Game Forum. You can find the page that displays the icon [http://fallingsandgame.com/viewtopic.php?t=3431&p=59660 here] and you can download the most recent version of Burning Sand [http://siebn.de/index.php?page=burningsand/download here].

== Buzzin ==
*This is a page full of strange Google suggestions, look under the, "my head" suggestion, one of them says "my head asplode" with 23,000 results. [http://buzzinn.net/shocking-google-search-results/ HERE]

== BZPower ==
*There is a whole section under the forum 'Completely Off Topic' dedicated completely to Homestar Runner.
*There is a Homestar Runner Chimrou Kit being made out of Dark709's Chimrou Kit by member Kafei Vachu. However, he has stopped production on it, and is waiting for some things to clear up, first, before he continues.
*There are also several other instances in which a line or two from HSR is mentioned. Mostly, it is in comedies and comics, such as Dark709's.

== Cerealously ==
On the Shopkins Cutie-O's review on this site, Cheat Commandos is referenced, and an unofficial YouTube upload of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] was on the review. Another review mentioned [[bottom 10|Chocolardiac Arrest]].

== Charm City Cakes ==
At [http://www.charmcitycakes.com/ Charm City Cakes] one of the cakes in the Kids Stuffs page is titled "Trogdor". The cake, however, does not resemble Trogdor at all.

== Charlie Clay And The Clay Crew ==
At [http://www.freewebs.com/charlieclay/ this site] created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions], all of Season 1's episodes contain Homestar cameos.

*[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209220516.gif&s=x4 Episode 1] A Trogdor arcade game can be seen behind the Sonic arcade game that the crew is playing.

*[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209253732.gif&s=x4 Episode 2] The crew finds a gray monster, but when they put the flashlight on it, they find out it is actually Homestar, and he helps them get their power back.

*[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2915224932.gif&s=x2 Episode 3] Jacob wears Homestar's shoes and gets beat up by Homestar, the text "ROCK'D" pops up when Charlie is hit by a rock in the head, the text "ROCK'D AGAIN!" pops up as a guy who commented on the grammar error gets a rock thrown at his head, and Trogdor gets defeated by Charlie doing homing attack on him.

*[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=2/3916110594.gif&s=x7 Episode 4] "Thief'd" is the episode name, and Homestar gets stolen by the thief.

*[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=3/6215223823.gif&s=x10 Episode 5] Homestar escapes from the thief with Charlie.

== CHIKARA Pro King of Trios 2012 ==

If you right click on one of the images of the trios on [http://www.chikarapro.com/king-of-trios.php this page], and replace the 1 or 2 with 3, you'll find a [http://www.chikarapro.com/images/KOT12_3.jpg hidden trio] consisting of "The Strong Bads", featuring the Strong Bads from [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] and, of course, our trusty old [[Strong Bad]].

== Choose your own change ==
If you submit a story to [http://www.cyoc.net Choose Your Own Change], the following message appears: "Your article has been received... If Instructions on the previous page have been followed your story will be posted soon, if not it will be [[DELETED|baleeted!]]"

== CNET Webware 100 ==
On June 18, 2007, CNET published a [http://www.webware.com/html/ww/100.html listing of the top 100 Web applications]. Homestar Runner [http://www.webware.com/8301-13546_109-9729509-29.html was one of the ten selected] for the Entertainment category.

== Collegehumor.com ==
A [http://www.collegehumor.com/toplist/6848939/best-holiday poll] on the site asked what the best holiday was, out of 50 options. [[Decemberween]] ranked 41st.
== Comcast.net ==
[[Image:Comcast Homestar.PNG|thumb|It's Dot Net!]]
On June 10, 2004, homestarrunner.com was featured on [http://www.comcast.net Comcast.net's] main page as the icon for its "FUN FOR ALL AGES" news article, where [[Homestar Runner]]'s image was displayed, along with a link to the website and [[The Brothers Chaps]]' meeting with G4TechTV.

== Crash Mania ==
The ALT text for the bottom left image of [http://crashmania.topcities.com/scrbash-2.htm this page] reads "I just lost my [[jenga]]jam", a reference to Homsar's line in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

== CubeeCraft.com==
Website that specializes on [[Wikipedia:Paper model|papercraft]] models of characters, [http://cubeecraft.com cubeecraft.com]. One of the models you can create is [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/strongbad].

==DaiKaiju Acadamy==
*In the DaiKaiju Acadamy art section of [[Comic Sightings#Twisted Kaiju Theater|Twisted Kaiju Theater]]/neomonsterisland.com, [http://www.neomonsterisland.com/daikaijuacadamy/heisei/dizzy/dizzy.html Dizzy's profile] lists under her dislikes the fact that "[[Wikipedia:Red Lobster|Red Lobster]]" restaurants give her the [[jibblies]].

== The Daily WTF ==
*[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/theInfamousI_and_The_Responsible_Guy.aspx The story for March 24, 2005] describes a programmer who had an [[ASCII art]] image of [[Trogdor]] somewhere in his code, reason unknown.
*[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Ive-Got-Your-Number.aspx The story for February 15, 2012] mentions [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]] and links to the YouTube video of [[techno]].

==Dan Brown's Universe==
*In Episode 10 of [http://blog.danbrownsuniverse.com/ Dan Brown's Universe] Dan is asked "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"
*In Episode 12 David wears a Stinkoman t-shirt.

== Dance Dance Immolation ==
On a site for Dance Dance Immolation, a flaming DDR, a gallery contains a picture of a man on fire with the caption "BURNINATED!!". [http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/album05?page=3]

== Dangerskew ==
*A Flash developer on [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep], Dangerskew, is a reference to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].

==deviantART==
*A fan made a Flash animation for the [http://orcasnack-garth.deviantart.com/art/Homestar-America-the-Beautiful-170247003 Fourth of July], although a couple days late.
*deviantART user xeternalflamebryx created a series of fanart of various iconic video game characters, particularly nearly the entire ''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'' cast, called "Smash Styles", where they are all drawn in different animation art styles (for example, Mario is drawn in ''Dragonball''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s art style, Donkey Kong in Gorillaz's art style, Link in ''Adventure Time''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s art style, etc.). His take on Andross (the main antagonist of the ''Star Fox'' games) for Smash Styles is based on Homestar Runner, specifically resembling Vector Strong Bad, which in turn was partially based on Andross.

==Doraemon Abridged==
One [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v4zNXG5qu4 episode] of Doraemon Abridged has Doraemon yell to Nobita, "Now do your homework, or you'll be a sad sack like Homestar's [[F-Sack]]!" Also, When Nobita says "How's that for payback?" The word on the notebook change to "Free Bagels", a reference to [[4 branches]]. The creators, Collin Weiler and Harvey Alan, are big fans of Homestar Runner.

== Double-Tongued Word Wrester ==
Neolinguist Grant Barrett has done an [http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/comments/3102/ entry on "asplode"] on his site. It looks like "asplode" was not coined by the Brothers Chaps, but he agrees that "This term was popularized in 2004 by the character Strong Bad on the HomestarRunner web site."

== Duct Tape Guys ==
At [http://www.ducttapeguys.com DuctTapeGuys.com] on [http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/fashion/accessories/accessories1.html this]
webpage there is a picture of a duct tape backpack featuring Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Homestar.

== The Escapist ==
On an [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/2355-White-Knight-Chronicles-Part-1 episode] of [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable Unskippable], a weekly show where Graham Stark and Paul Saunders mock video game cut-scenes, they claim a man draped in a hood sounds like [[Senor Cardgage]]. This happens again in another [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5970-White-Knight-Chronicles-II-Part-2 episode], and they also say "I should eat a [[original|pony]]."

== Etsy ==
In this handmade craft site there are several Homestar Runner character pendants.

== Engrish.com ==
The image featured on [http://www.engrish.com/2006/10/battery-instructions/ this page] is Strong Bad's "Eating Five Batteries" illustration from [[english paper]].

== Episode Comparisons ==
The anime episode comparison site [http://mmpu.smuncensored.com/ Mew Mew Power Uncensored] sometimes uses the term [[DELETED|Baleeted]] and frequently uses the Teen Girl Squad-esque term [[-'d|DELET'D]] in their comparisons to say when a scene was cut out.

== Eric Conveys an Emotion ==
*Eric at [http://www.emotioneric.com Eric Conveys an Emotion] got together with The Brothers Chaps for a rough and tumble game of football, complete with Eric's warped and hilarious sense of humor. See a step-by-step progression of [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=thefootballgame The Game]. On page 1 [[Trogdor]] is in the background, on page 2 [[The Ugly One]] is in the background, on page 3 [[Old-Timey Homestar]] is in the background, on page 4 Homestar is in the background, on page 5 [[Strong Bad]] is in the background, on page 6, [[The Cheat]] is actually in the foreground, on page 7, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]] and a keg of [[Melonade]] are in the background, and on page 8, [[Stinkoman]] is in the background.
*Also, in "Getting a great idea... while falling to your doom" Eric has a [[Homsar]] shirt on. [http://www.emotioneric.com/greatideafalldoom.jpg greatideafalldoom.jpg]
*In one episode, Eric gets a job at [[Videlectrix]]. [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=theinterview]

== Europa Universalis Forums ==
This site has a large number of fanfiction entries for Paradox Entertainment games, such as Europa Universalis and Hearts of Iron. The author Prufrock451 put a "Private Benedetto" in [http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204565 this] Hearts of Iron 2 After Action Report. He's told to "keep that mess down".

==Factorize==
One of their randomized slogans reads "_______ can count to purple." A reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].

==Fail!==
On the FAQ page of [http://fail.comicgenesis.com/faqs.html this] website, the ever-popular boxing glove question is asked.

== Fake Domain Registration Info ==
The [http://whois.webhosting.info/OLENE.NET. registration information] provided for "olene.net" references [[Mundelow]], [[Schenectady Crispies]], [[some kinda robot|Abdi LaRue]], [[Cheap as Free]], [[cheat talk|Cory, ND]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Free Country, USA]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Coach Z's Locker Room|his locker room]].

== FeedBurner ==
[[Image:FeedBurner_Sighting.png|thumb|We're totally crushing]]
On the [http://www.feedburner.com FeedBurner] website, in the section in which you can manage your feeds, random messages show up. One of them is this: "To the nearly 140,000 customers using FeedBurner... we are [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html totally crushing] (in a good way)." The link takes you to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]].

== Fhqwhgads.com ==
The entire website is a copy of the 9th sbemail, i love you, except for mousing over the place where one would type brings up the flashing white phrase, 'OMG PRIZE', which turns out to be a link to the fhqwhgads music video.
[http://www.fhqwhgads.com Here is the link.] {{inlinecontentwarning|'''rapidly flashing lights'''|If you have epilepsy/sensitivity to flashing lights, do not view this page.}} (site currently down)

== Flame Warriors ==
The [http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm entry for Garble] includes a reference to a certain [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|infamous question often asked of Strong Bad]].

== Flipnote Hatena ==
*A [http://flipnote.hatena.com/9BB91E601E2E7DA7@DSi/movie/2E7DA7_0877673E336CC_001 Flipnote] of [[gimmicks]] was created.

== Flying Omelette's Kitchen ==
*According to [http://www.flyingomelette.com/ this site], Strong Bad may have been switched at birth with Viewtiful Joe or the Red Power Ranger as found in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities45.html this article].
*Also, The Cheat is compared to [[Pikachu]] in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities31.html this article].

== The Force.net Humor ==
At a Star Wars Fansite's humor section one of their "Top 46 lists" titled 'Top 47 lesser known goals of the evil empire' says "Secret co-production of Dangeresque 1, 2, & 3" at number 8. [http://www.theforce.net/humor/topten/ct10_lesser_known_goals_pt1.asp The List] [http://www.theforce.net/humor The Site]

==The Four Word Film Review==
One of the reviews for [http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=63 Mars Attacks!] contains the review "Their hed a splode".

== Fruitcake MIDI ==
Dr. Fruitcake, a famous video game music sequencer and remixer, has created a song called "The Occasional Beat (Strong Bad Remix)" in tribute to [[new hands]]. Check the song out [http://www.fcmidi.net/mp3/drf_bw_beat.mp3 here]. [http://www.fcmidi.net Fruitcake MIDI]

== Funny Junk ==
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*The image [http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4040/Pandas+Need+Protecting/ here] depicts a Panda holding a machine gun with the [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] logo below it.

== Funny Part ==
[http://www.funnypart.com Funny part], a website with numerous funny pictures, cartoons, and jokes, had [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues 2 and 3 on their website, though they have since been removed. 

== Futurama Madhouse ==
At the [http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar Futurama Madhouse], they have a regular feature on "Uses for a hacker".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack498.png Use #498] is entitled "Homsar's Translator" and features everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar, [[Homsar]]! This is a direct reference to [[for kids]].
**The copyright reads "© [[Tandy 400]], [[The Brothers Chaps|Chapman Bros]]".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack667.png Use #667] is entitled "Homestar Runner's Evil Twin", and features just that.
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack669.png Use #669], entitled "Strong Bad's Torture Victims Who Misspell Repeetedli", is the latest Homestar-related use for a hacker.

== G4TV ==
When under construction, the official site for [http://www.g4tv.com G4TV] displayed an error message which read [http://www.g4tv.com/errored.html?eventlog_key=1776941 "ERROR'ed!"]

== GameFAQs ==
*On the [http://www.gamefaqs.com GameFAQs] video game database, there are pages for [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/922153.html here] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/928815.html here], where each game has user-submitted walkthroughs, reviews and more, as well as its own message board.
*Homestar Runner is listed as a company [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/company/75484.html here].
*Also, The Unofficial Homestarrunner board can be found [http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=575567 here.]
*On April Fools 2006, a [http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2333 poll] on GameFAQs listed a series of internet phrases, one of which being "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE".
*In the [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/2244.html list] of top 10 box art misrepresentations], #10 mentions "Often, you'll find epic drawings of spaceships and dragons on a cover, only to find they've been reduced to mediocre triangles and 'fhwqwgads' [sic] within the game."

== The Game Rag ==
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In [http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/07/feature_my_24_hours_with_g4tv_2.php My 24 Hours With G4TV], the author writes at 3am: "[I]t's late and I'm getting tired. I begin to go slightly insane, and draw [[Trogdor]] on the bottom of my foot." A [http://www.thegamerag.com/pics/Foot1.jpg photo] of his drawing is included in the article, sans wings.

== GamesRadar ==
[http://www.gamesradar.com/us/index.jsp GamesRadar] featured a video for [[Wikipedia:Ultimate Ninja 2|Ultimate Ninja 2]] with the headline "Burninate!"

==Games Repainted==
*In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Repainted & Rewritten, the background for outside Hooktail's castle is replaced with [[The Field]].
*A few rooms in Undertale Repainted have [[Strong Bad]]'s face as the floor tiling.
*Remix 3 in Rhythm Heaven Fever Repainted is completely themed around Homestar Runner as a whole. The music is also a remix of [[Everybody to the Limit]].
**Homestar is also featured on the title screen.
**Among the other music that plays during the cast roll, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Message 14|Let's Fhqwhgads Again]] is one of them.
*In Sonic Adventure DX Repainted, Knuckles' theme is replaced with [[Fish Eye Lens]].
*[[Homestar]] and [[Strong Sad]] appear as characters in [[youtube:ntJ-CcRaODU|Deltarune Repainted]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] plays when Lancer pulls out the bucket on the Great Board.

== Game Show Garbage==
The Tooncrap induction of [http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/tc033_captnbayou.html The Captain N episode, "How's Bayou?"] makes a reference to an Easter Egg in [[bedtime story]] by telling the reader he hoped you saved the receipt.

== Gamespot ==
In [http://www.gamespot.com Gamespot]'s review for [http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing], several Series 1 Homestar Runner figurines can be seen on reviewer Alex Navarro's desk.

== The Geek Show ==
On ''[http://www.thegeekshow.com/ The Geek Show]'', Strong Bad Emails are frequently shown as an example of "What's funny on the internet." They have played "[[japanese cartoon]]", "[[dullard]]", "[[theme party]]" and "[[Strong Bad Sings]]" on their show.

== Genius ==
* Artist pages for [https://genius.com/artists/Strong-bad Strong Bad], [https://genius.com/artists/Limozeen Limozeen], [https://genius.com/artists/Cool-tapes Cool Tapes], [https://genius.com/artists/Taranchula Taranchula], and several other characters from the ''Homestar Runner'' universe exist, as do pages for every song in ''[https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Strong-bad-sings-and-other-type-hits Strong Bad Sings]'', ''[https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Trogdor-the-board-game-rulebook-ep Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP]'', ''[https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Hooked-on-decemberween Hooked on Decemberween]'', and all three volumes of the [https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Homestar-runner-original-soundtrack-volume-1 Homestar Runner] [https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Homestar-runner-original-soundtrack-volume-2 Original] [https://genius.com/albums/Strong-bad/Homestar-runner-original-soundtrack-volume-3 Soundtrack].

== Gizmodo ==
*A picture of Strong Bad is shown on a [http://gizmodo.com/5637954/a-week-with-the-new-ipods 4th generation iPod Touch].
*In the news story about the [http://gizmodo.com/5416085/fossil-palindrome-too-watch-is-one-suspicious-character Fossil Palindrome Too], the watch is compared to "the face of a monster or a Homestar Runner character."
*In describing the [http://gizmodo.com/380039/trashbot-is-son-of-bigdog-phil-collins-and-homestar-runner Trashbot], Gizmodo throws in a couple H*R puns and the Youtube video of [[crying]], for good measure.
*In a [http://gizmodo.com/276723/iphone-file-system-hacked-custom-ringtones-to-come-soon news story] about the iPhone's file system being hacked, Gizmodo adds, "like Strong Bad would say: P0wned!"
*The [http://gizmodo.com/241659/dlo-homedock-deluxe-hands-on-the-best-tvipod-dock-yet DLO Homedock Deluxe] is tested by watching a few [[Strong Bad Emails]].
*While reviewing the [http://gizmodo.com/179731/iriver-e10-reviewed-verdict-cnexcellent iRiver E10], it is mentioned that one can watch Homestar Runner videos with it on-the-go.
*The [http://gizmodo.com/173381/homestar-sega-planetarium-compy-386 Homestar Sega Planetarium Compy 386's] name is compared to Strong Bad's own [[Compy 386]].

== Gnash Project ==
* The "Examples of GNU Gnash" section [http://www.gnu.org/software/gnash/ on their main project page] features a screen shot of the Strong Bad Email [[videography]].

== Golo Theme song ==
In this [http://web.mac.com/davidgonzalez3/iWeb/Site/Podcast/A3D987B8-0E97-4554-9478-C563F78E60F4.html song], D.J. Silver and his little brother Diego both mention the email [[privileges]].

== Google ==
*During development, [[Wikipedia:Google Page Creator|Google Page Creator]] was codenamed "[[Trogdor]]".
*On an episode of Google Current, the host (Conor Knighton) wears a Strong Bad shirt. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8426498908161701167 Video]
*The [http://www.google.com/ig/directory Google Personalized Home Page Content Directory] contains a [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?num=24&url=http://www.interglacial.com/rss/homestar.rss Homestar Runner piece] that you can add to your personalized home page.

==HALOLZ==
*A person submitted a picture of the Milkman from the game [[Wikipedia:Pyschonauts|Psychonauts]] with a caption with altered lyrics of [[Trogdor (song)]].
==Happy Tree Friends Wiki==
*One of the questions on the FAQ entry for the show is "How well do you think Happy Tree Friends stands up against other reputable online web-toons, such as www.homestarrunner.com? Have you ever watched any other online web-toons in order to see what they’re like, or do you prefer to just concentrate on Happy Tree Friends?".

== Hardcore Gaming 101 ==
In the [http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bioniccommando/bioniccommando.htm Bionic Commando article], the writer mentions a "strong Badd" (the name of the enemy army), and then proceeds to laugh over his gag and pointing it out.

== Head Injury Theater ==
*During February '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/Holy%20Cccccrap%20jared%20hindman%202.jpg Strong Bad as a snake, strangling Homestar.]
*During March '05, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/Burnination%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trogdor.]
*During "Art Crash Desperation", Jared painted a [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/strongbad%20asylum%20jared%20hindman.jpg bizarre painting of Strong Bad] after the suggestion "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
*During October '07, Jared painted [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/hallo%2007%20trogdor%20jared%20hindman.jpg Trogdor again.]
*During October '08, Jared made the [http://headinjurytheater.com/images/halloween%202008%20marzipumpkin.jpg Marzipumpkin], the last of a series of surreal jack-o-lanterns.

== Homokaasu.org ==
*A Homestar Runner [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1331 wall-size printout] demonstrating homokaasu.org's Rasterbator software (Web service)
*A [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1279 printout of The Cheat] is also used as another example.

== IGN ==
*The image behind the Nintendo Wi-Fi Registration Tool is from a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic in [http://ds.ign.com/articles/665/665128p1.html this article].
*In the Animal Crossing: Wild World video review at the 2:52 mark, there is a selection screen where you pick the design for your clothes. There are three Homestar-inspired designs, including the red star shirt, a Homestar head, and Strong Bad. The video selection page is found [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vids_1.html here], and the actual video is on the top left, or [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vid_1341240.html here.]
*Concerning a Video Game Law in Oklahoma, IGN titled the article "Oklahoma Burninates Game Law" found [http://wii.ign.com/articles/738/738882p1.html here].
*IGN mentions Homestarrunner.com in their [http://ds.ign.com/articles/802/802002p1.html review] of the Nintendo DS Web Browser.
*In a 20-year Game Boy retrospective found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErk7fMiatQ here], one of the speakers is wearing a "Crazy Go Nuts" T-shirt bearing the [[Jolly Dumple]].

== IMDb ==
*Due to the releases of DVDs, IMDb has entries for all of the {{p|l=http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027427/ Homestar Runner}} cast, as well as the brothers Chaps, Missy Palmer, Craig Zobel, etc.

== I-Mockery==
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*Pickleman and the Green Thumb of Triumph
**When you are bitten by the vampire bat, you become a block of cheese, accompanied with the message "CHEESED!". See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pickleman-greenthumb/default.php here].
*I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip
**At a medieval fair, RoG sees a simplistic dragon toy, and compares it to [[Trogdor]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/american-roadtrip/day4b.php here].
*EVOLUTION OF JACK!
**After Pjalne pretends to have stabbed himself in the arm, there is a picture of Andy with a caption of "Halloween'd", which is a direct reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack3.php here].
*Bishop of Battle
**On the second page of his review, the image of the Bishop swallowing J.J. is captioned with a reference to [[StrongBadZone]], "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" A direct link to the page is available [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle/page2.php here].

== Insert Disc Two ==
In the sketch My Dream Date with James Joyce, Lori Williams' character has a [[The Cheat]] doll on her bed.

== Inspirational Posters ==
A website cataloging [http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/ inspirational posters] based on role-playing games includes one titled "[http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/artistry.html Artistry]", which features the "S is for Sucks" from [[dragon]].

==Instructables==
User GorillazMiko made a page about [http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-draw-TROGDOR-the-BURNINATOR!/ how to draw Trogdor]. On the intro page of the instructable, there is video of [[dragon]] from [[YouTube]].

== Internet Archive ==
The Internet Archive's [https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_flash/ Flash collection] uses an image of Homestar as its icon, and contains some of the website's content.

== Jay is Games ==
*[http://jayisgames.com/ Jay is Games] is a site that reviews a large number of online games. They have had reviews of [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2004/08/peasants_quest.php], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/04/thy_dungeonman.php], and [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2008/12/dangeresque_roomisode_1_behind_the_dangerdesque.php].
*The review for [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2009/06/broken_picture_telephone.php Broken Picture Telephone] is illustrated with a screenshot from the game, depicting a drawing of [[Trogdor]] playing minigolf and sneezing while a laser shoots at him.
*[[Peasants Quest]] was featured in an [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2010/10/the_vault_2.php October 2010 listing of ''The Vault''], a weekly article on the site created to highlight memorable games the reporters have encountered over the years. It was praised for its storyline, "retro visuals", and "absurd sense of humor".

== JengaJam.com ==
This website used to up links to the latest Homestar updates. The name of the site came from Homsar's quote in [[Where's The Cheat?]], and the sub heading "The Pride of the Peaches" is derived from a quote by Strong Bad imitating Homsar in the sbemail [[interview]].

== Joe Wuz Here! ==
In Comic 2 of the main series, the police car that Joe was put in has the license plate "BURNIN8R." The comic can be found [http://www.freewebs.com/joecomic here].

== The Joshua Childers Show! ==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqpZLId31g The Joshua Childers Show!] is a webshow on [http://www.YouTube.com/ YouTube] where a teenager parodies different TV show genres. In the first episode, Joshua is seen wearing a [[Stinkoman]] shirt.

==Joystiq==
*One of the articles is entitled "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/27/nykos-intercooler-may-burninate-the-xbox-360/ Nyko's Intercooler may burninate the Xbox 360]" and features a picture of the pencil-drawn Trogdor (from [[dragon]]) next to an Xbox 360 with an Intercooler unit.
*The "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/15/todays-hottest-game-video-vga-06-motion-capture-skit/ Today's hottest game video]" article for December 15, 2006 features a screen capture from [[Sample of Style Too]] at the beginning of the article.
*The release of [[Where's an Egg?]] was [http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/18/videlectrix-releases-another-game-parody-wheres-an-egg/ announced] on the website on July 18, 2007.

==Kevin & Kell==
*Lindesfarne, one of the fictional characters in the comic, has her own blog. One of the entries in the blog is called [http://blog.kevinandkell.com/archives/64-TRADEMARKD.html TRADEMARK'D].

==Klick! Holiday Video==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eor5a5uwsM This video] contains over 50 viral video parodies, including a man with a [[Strong Bad]] mask typing on his keyboard with boxing gloves.

==Kotaku==
*On the page showing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/fish/splinter-cell-fishtank-gameplay-204975.php Splinter Cell: Double Agent "Fishtank Gameplay"], the author mentions that "PETA is going to get [[all up ons]]".
*On the page listing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/comments/become-a-kotakuite-209163.php just how easy it is to comment on Kotaku], the word "BANNINATE" is used, which is a pun on [[Trogdor|burnination]].
*In the "[http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/rainbow-six-vegas/rainbow-six-vegas-demo-out-on-live-but-not-in-vegas-209685.php Rainbow Six Vegas Demo Out On Live, But Not In Vegas]" article, the term "[[double deuce]]" is used.
*Kotaku also [http://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/strong-bad-on-the-wii-232190.php reported] on the debut of [[Viidelectrix]].

== Lemmy's Land ==
*In one of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/ Lemmy's] [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php Funnies] called [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php?&Submission=514 "Superstar Mario in Too Much Water"] By Drew, we see the classic "Scene missing" bit from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] and [[The Homestar Runner]] says, "What?" while Mario was still drinking water to become fat.
*Eight of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29.htm Lemmy's Interviews] have Homestar Runner characters as the interviewers: [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1720.html HOMESTAR RUNNER AND POM POM interview GOOMBA], [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1727.html STRONG BAD AND THE CHEAT interview ROY KOOPA], HOMESTAR interviews BOWSER, [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lksection.php?&ThisSection=292&Submission=1615 HOMSAR interviews HAMMER BRO], STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD interview GOOMBA, STRONG SAD AND POM POM interview X-NAUT, and [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk29/lk29-1738.html STRONG SAD interviews LUIGI].

== LoadingReadyRun ==
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/12/AWESOMEWe-...-Shot-This AWESOME:We ... Shot This!], G Unit's (Graham Stark's) lyrics include the word "Homestar".
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/35/The-Rant-Scenesters-and-Snobbery The Rant - Scenesters and Snobbery], [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|figurine sets]] one and two can be seen on top of the television.
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/70/Sleep-Dep-Experiment Sleep Dep Experiment], Morgan says he's been making [[Glossary#S|stnanks]].
*In the video entitled [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/51/The-Bet The Bet], Graham cracks and teleports around the room repeating the same word over and over, as Homestar does in [[long pants]].
*In the bloopers in the DVD extras for [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/119/ZOMGies1 ZOMGies!!!1], when Graham flubs the line "You don't understand!", he follows it up with "[[virus|You all understand! I mean don't understand!]]"
*During the Desert Bus 2021 fundraiser, Cori answers the question [[youtube:QLyBHFmemgw|How do you drive with boxing gloves on?]] and Ben replies with a portion of the [[Strong_Bad_Email_Intros|intro]] to [[techno]].

== Loldogs ==
*In the background of [http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/01/30/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-sensitive-pug-feels/ this picture], a young boy is watching some type of interaction between Strong Bad and Bubs. (site currently down)

== "The Lost Experience" ABC's Official Blog ==
*In [http://blogs.abc.com/inside_the_experience/ Speaker's "Reader Mail 2"], after one question was repeated one too many times, Speaker angrily responds, "Grah! What? Who? GAH! Is this my 'How do you type with boxing gloves on?' question?"
*Later, Speaker posted a "Video Reader Mail" on YouTube, which prominently featured the [[Kick The Cheat]] doll in the background and referred to "e-mail personalities" having raspy voices (like [[Strong Bad]]).

== ManCrush ==
[[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Coach Z]] are all listed, currently rated at #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/787 1102], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/1048 674], #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/894 1271], and #[http://mancrush.com/mc/man/764 933], respectively.

==The Man of 101 Voices==
"Brock" released a video on Myspace called "The Man of 101 Voices" where he did impressions of Teen Girl Squad, Bubs, Coach Z, The Cheat, and Larry from Limozeen as numbers 91-95. The video can be seen [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1636225861 here].

The video "The Man of 101 More Voices" also features impressions of Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and Marshie as 88-90. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzBtTcnh5c&feature=channel Video here]

There is also a video named "The Man of 101 More...er Voices" featuring impressions of Crack Stuntman and Homsar as numbers 92-93. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XunezwEKHk Video here.]

In November 2012, he also released a video of impressions entitled "Fifty Impressions of Grey," in which Strong Bad (referred to as 'strongbad') was impersonated. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkNYfKZV6s&feature=g-user-u Video here] (Warning: strong language).

==Media Molecule==
On [http://www.mediamolecule.com/2009/11/02/happy-birthday-littlebigplanet/#more-2122 this] post, there is a .gif image with the line "Your head asplode", a quote from Vector Strong Bad.

== MindBlasters Tripod ==
There is a page on the main site titled "Homestar", that features cartoons from the website. Also, the blog [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com/ramdom "Ramdom Exployts"] has very many Homestar Runner references. The main Mindblasters Tripod site can be found [http://www.mindblasters.tripod.com here].

== Mind Body Guide ==
*Strong Bad is the featured image of a slightly tongue-in-cheek tally of the body's many muscles on [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php this site].
*Strong Bad Email [[suntan]] is quoted when the article states, "let's not forget the cloits and dloits!"
*The [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php#note1 footnote] says "There are no such thing as cloits or dloits. This is a reference to anatomy according to Strong Bad, which is hilarious, and included here entirely for the sake of comic relief. Kind of like the whole article, come to think of it."

== More Awesome Than You! ==
*[http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com This] page (warning: explicit "under construction" graphic) the index.html page title is "More Awesome Than You PAY PLUS!", which is a reference to [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*The main logo has a picture of [[Trogdor]] on it.
*Seven of the sub-forums are marked as been in the "[[Trogdor|Burnination]]" parent forum. One of the child forums in the "Burnination" parent forum is entitled "[[Peasantry]]". Another is titled "[[theme park|Bowels of Trogdor]]". Yet another is titled "[[Planet K]] [[20X6]]". A child forum under the "Peasantry" forum is "Made-Up Animals", with the description: "[[animal|If you were a sim, what would you like as if?]]". Another forum in Peasantry bears the description [[homsar|"Ask me your questions, and I will make fun of you."]] The description for the "Playsets & Toys" forum references the catchphrase of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Several phrases used are similar, or based on Homestar Runner phrases. Examples include: "Game exploding in a [[pom pom|big fiery ball that is visible from space]]" and "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|GameCube is no place for a mighty warrior.]]"
*One of the available objects is the Trogdor topiary from [[Weclome Back]] ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,5284.msg151811.html#msg151811]).
*Part of the forum footer reads "[[Powered by The Cheat]]".
*Another available object is the [[Kick The Cheat]] toy ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,6188.0.html]).
*A member is named Li'l Brudder and used to have an avatar of Li'l Brudder and a signature containing Li'l Brudder quotes ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=2200]).
*Another member, Inge, has the [http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=20 custom title] of [[rampage|round mound of gray fatness]].
*When you type a false file in the site bar like (www.moreawesomethanyou.com/anything) you will get [[404'd]].

== Mozilla ==
*There is an extension for [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]] called [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/full-screen-homestar-runner/ Full Screen Homestar Runner] and another one called the [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/hr-toolbar/ H*R Toolbar.] Each appears to be popular, with tens of thousands of downloads.

== MSN ==
*Homestarrunner.com appears on two MSN lists: it occupies slot #7 of [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978920/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets?pg=8#Tech_10TimeWasters Ten Ways to Waste Time Online], and occupies slot #40 of [http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20923913&page=4 Forty Fantastic Time-Wasting Web Sites] (from PC World).



== NationalReview.com ==
In an article posted August 27, 2003, entitled "[http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-wood082703.asp Everybody to the Limit]", Peter Wood reviews homestarrunner.com.

== Natrium42.com ==
In [http://natrium42.com/blog/?p=36 a blog post], Natrium42 uses [[dragon]] as the test Flash file for porting [http://gplflash.sourceforge.net/ GPLFlash] to the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS|Nintendo DS]].

== The Needle Drop ==

''[[Wikipedia:The Needle Drop|The Needle Drop]]'' blogger and self-described "Internet's busiest music nerd", Anthony Fantano, frequently mentions his affinity for ''Homestar'' via Facebook and [https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/480056452954869761 Twitter].

== Neglected Characters ==
*[http://www.smbhq.com/nc/ This] is a site where the Neglected Characters of Mario games are honored. One of them, [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/guide.html Dr. Donez], answers questions regularly (much like [[Strong Bad Email]]) at [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/askdrd.html Ask Dr. Donez].
**In [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/e501600.html question 595], [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v14011500.html question 1412], and [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v18011900.html question 1842] he gets asked how he types with boxing gloves on his hands, which he responds differently each time.
***He is also frequently asked how he types with wings.
*In one of Bowser's [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/election/radical/bowser/speeches.html speeches], Koopa asks Bowser, "How do you know Trogdor?" and he replies "We went to Burniniation classes together."

== Neopets ==
Several [http://www.neopets.com Neopets] avatars contain Homestar Runner references:
<gallery>
Image:Yourlupeasplode.gif|<center>"Your Lupe [[A Splode]]"</center>
Image:Runaway garlic.gif|<center>"[[-'d|Garlic'd]]!"</center>
Image:Scordrax.gif|<center>"[[Trogdor|Burninate]]!"</center>
Image:Tntasplode.gif|<center>"[[A SPLODE]]" avatar reserved for staff</center>
</gallery>
*The description for the Tomb Chips item describes them as "[[-'d|GOTHD]]!"

== NES Buckle ==
*On [http://www.nesbuckle.com/userpics.php this site], one person is wearing a Teen Girl Squad Shirt.

== NES Horsemen ==
*On [http://www.neshorsemen.com/ this site], [http://www.neshorsemen.com/oreview.html this page] has several references, including a variation on the "dot dot dot" quote from [[Under Construction]] and a reference to the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] ("featuring the most polygonal of technoligies"). [[20X6]] is also mentioned.

==Newgrounds==
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[[File:ebay homestar.png|thumb|right|I'll take it! I'll take 12!]]
Newgrounds user Shadow-Panda [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232855 made a music video of Ebay] by [[Wikipedia:Weird Al|Weird Al]]. It has a picture of Homestar as one of the items bought off of Ebay, out of its box as the camera pans through the items.

There is a game called "Homestar Hunt" on Newgrounds, where you chase Homestar and shoot him.

Also, in the first episode of the cartoon trilogy Kingdom Hearts Chronicles there is a reference to Homestar, in the scene in which Sora enters a cave there is a carved etch of Homestar Runner on the wall.

In addition, there is a game called "Yeowi the Pervert" on Newgrounds in which the Entrance theme of the Brothers Strong is randomly chosen during gameplay.

== Nintendojo ==
As an April Fools' prank, Nintendojo put up a [http://www.nintendojo.com/infocus/view_item.php?1143867894 fake list of characters] for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. Brawl. [[Trogdor]] is among the characters listed.

==[http://podcast.nlcast.com/ Nobody's Listening Clean Comedy Podcast]==
A [http://podcast.nlcast.com clean comedy podcast] with a lot of Homestar references made throughout the podcast. Huge Homestar Runner fans.

== NoSlang.com ==
The [http://www.noslang.com NoSlang.com] [http://www.noslang.com/spelling.php "commonly misspelled words"] page has a statement saying, "Since not everybody owns a copy of '[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rythm  N' Grammar]],' we've tried to do our part to help by compiling a list of common internet misspellings." It also posted a "Happy Birthday Trogdor" link from January 13 through January 16, 2006. And, in the Internet Slang Dictionary, one of the user-submitted words is h*r, meaning "[[homestar runner]]"

== Not Always Right ==
[https://notalwaysright.com/survey-says-youre-an-idiot/253770/ One story] is titled "[[invisibility|Survey Says... You're An Idiot]]".

== [http://oldeenglish.org Olde English] ==
In their [http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/general-procrastination General Procrastination] sketch, Raizin was holding off going to battle by going on the internet and watching the new [[Strong Bad Email]] (which really wasn't even an email, he opened up the Strong Bad bio 'toon and the email menu).

==Omegle==
When your connection is lost during a chat, one of the error messages is "Your connection asploded."

==OMG Facts==
For [http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/19401 fact #19401] detailing Vocaloid's Hatsune Miku, the last two lines of the first paragraph read "Naturally, she has blue hair. You gotta have blue hair!"

==OrbiTouch==
On the website for [http://www.keybowl.com/kb/index?page=benefits OrbiTouch], a new, safe way to type, they mention that you can "Type with Boxing Gloves On" in the lower right-hand side of one of their pages.

==Panda Smash==
At 01:20 of [http://www.pandasmash.com/video.php?epi_id=134 A Tribute to Every Video Site], the scene shows the man and woman as [[Strong Bad]] and [[Marzipan]].

==Platypuscomix.net==
*An entire page, titled [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/homestarfreakers.html Homestar Freakers!] informs readers how to find homestarrunner.com's [[Secret Pages]].
*The article [http://www.platypuscomix.net/websurfin/incredibleitems.html Incredible Items for Sale!] includes a picture of [[Strong Bad]] exclaiming, "[[First Time Here?|Hey, check me out! No seriously, check me out...]]" and mentions the burrito Homestar auctioned in the email [[english paper]].
*The [http://www.platypuscomix.net/applepalooza/index.html Applepalooza] section's menu includes a photo of an [[Wikipedia:Apple II series|Apple II]] computer with a [[weird dream]] quote ("Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter") written on its screen.
*When moderator Peter Paltridge added [http://www.platypuscomix.net/onlyme/shecamefromtoledo.html videos of his homemade RPG], the main page linked to the videos through a logo reading "Peter Paltridge's Cool Game for Attractive People", a reference to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
*After Steve Jobs died, the Platypus Comix homepage boasted a picture of [[Eh! Steve]] [http://platypuscomix.net/top187.jpg crying] while delivering his catch phrase.
*"[http://www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/inspace.html Creating the Perfect Tagline]" makes one comment on the iconic value of the ''[[Wikipedia: Alien (film)|Alien]]'' tagline ("In space, no one can hear you scream.") by challenging readers to recall the slogan of ''[[Wikipedia: Aliens (film)|Aliens]]''. Paltridge dismisses it as generic and forgettable ("This time, it's war.") by showing an ''Aliens'' poster with a tagline reading, "[[stunt double|This time, it's not Dangeresque 1.]]"

==Plush Puffs==
[http://www.plushpuffs.com/ Plush Puffs] list [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], and [[Meet Marshie]] as Company Training Videos on their [http://www.plushpuffs.com/aboutus/index.html about us page].

==Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe==
In the [http://www.goodtimeretrocafe.com/other/commodore.html Commodore 64 "Classics"] review, [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] lyrics are used as the opening paragraph for the review of the game Thantos.

==Progressive Boink==
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/christmas100/index1.html The 100 Greatest Christmas Shows] list, the Homestar Runner Decemberween toons are grouped together and ranked at #79.
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/costumes/ The 50 Worst Halloween Costumes] list, Strong Bad is among those as "Any costume that may lead to poor voice impressions".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/kyle.html Kyle's Top 20 Video Games] list (part of the site's [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/ 100 Favorite Video Games]), Kyle criticizes the voices of the enemies in Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (his 9th favorite game) as sound "identical to Strong Bad".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/jonhotties.htm Jon's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women] list (part of the site's ([http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/ 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2003]), Jon describes his #1 pick, Shakira, as being famous for "the ability to sing like both a Latina schoolgirl and Homsar in the same verse."
*The entry for [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd/cheese.htm Cheese] (from the cartoon series "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends") in the [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd.htm Internet Hanna-Barbera Fashion Database] describes the show as being "located just down the block from Trogdor the Burninator and across the street from Juggernaut calling people b****es."
*In a review of [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/lambchopchanukah.html Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah], the character Charlie Horse's use of a computer is compared to Strong Bad in the form of an email asking how he types with hooves on his hands. The email is signed, "crapfully yours, crapface mccrappington, asbury park, nj."
*[http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/volvagia.html Volvagia's HySpace profile] lists two reasons why he was revived by Ganondorf, one of them is to "burninate the countryside."
*On the final page of [http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld4.html Rob Liefeld's 40 worst drawings] the author notes, "We'll ignore the elephantine Strong Sad leg that he's given Franklin Richards in the first panel."

==Pure Pwnage ==
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[[Image:Purepwnage_email.jpg|thumb|Jeremy from Pure Pwnage]] At the beginning of [http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/s1/10/ episode 10], Jeremy answers emails in the exact same style as Strong Bad does. The computer used says "[[Compy 386]]" in the corner.



== Rareware.com ==
In the [http://www.rareware.com/extra/scribes/24dec03/index.html December 24, 2003 edition] of the letters page Scribes, one letter states:

<blockquote>Can you answer emails in Flash like [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad]] does? I think it would be funny because we could all hear you speak with an [[sb_email 22|English]] accent, which us North Americans find amusing. :) Also, we could hear you groan when you get a bad one, like those other e-mails you get... you know, the ones that aren't sent by me.</blockquote>

The response:
<blockquote>''British'' accent, Arse, ''British'' accent. Anyway, no. That would be a terrible error.</blockquote>

==RateYourMusic.com==
After deleting messages from your inbox, you're taken to a page with "[[DELETED|Baleeted]]" as the title.

== Real Ultimate Power ==
Parodies of [http://www.realultimatepower.net '''''Real Ultimate Power'''''] are everywhere. A fan [http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor.html made one] featuring TROGDOR.

==Reddit==
*There is a [https://www.reddit.com/r/HomestarRunner Homestar Runner subreddit].

==RetroWare TV==
*The Happy Video Game Nerd's [[http://www.retrowaretv.com/HappyVideoGameNerd/HVGNMegaMan10/tabid/446/Default.aspx Mega Man 10 review]] mentions Mega Man's blue hair, and goes on to say that "[[The Brothers Chaps|The Chapman Brothers]] are probably laughing their asses off", whilst displaying a picture of [[Stinkoman]].
*On the Game Quickie for [[Wikipedia: Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]] on [[Atari 2600]], the dragons are referred to as "ducks" at one point, and at the end, the line "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" is uttered.

== RiffTrax ==
*In the [[Wikipedia:RiffTrax|RiffTrax]] for the movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/eragon Eragon], upon seeing a cottage on fire, [[Wikipedia:Kevin Murphy|Kevin Murphy]] quips "Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!"
*And in the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/batman-and-robin Batman and Robin] Rifftrax, when they are placing the mask on Bane's face, [[Wikipedia:Bill Corbett|Bill Corbett]] states "Next they're going to put boxing gloves on him and force him to read emails," in reference to the ever popular sbemail feature. It should be noted that that particular Rifftrax was written by the fans.
*In the RiffTrax of the Harrison Ford movie [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/firewall Firewall], [[Wikipedia:Mike Nelson|Mike Nelson]] quips as Harrison Ford works at a computer, "Now that I've watched every single [[Strong Bad Email]]..."
*In the [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/troll-2 Troll 2] RiffTrax, guest riffer [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Lowtax]] comments on a particularly 80s-sounding midi loop playing in one scene, asking "Are they listening to the soundtrack of a Homestar Runner cartoon in there?"
*In the [http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/10/27/ironic-internet-halloween-fever/#comment-17080 October 27, 2008 blog entry], webmaster Conor posted his version of the [[Homestar Runner]] [[Punkin Stencils|Pumpkin]]. He also mentions that [[Ballad Of The Sneak]] is his favorite toon, and wonders how [[Da Vinci's Notebook]] got to work with [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*In the Rifftrax for the film [http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/tron Tron], riffed by [[Wikipedia:Paul and Storm|Paul and Storm]] and [[Wikipedia:Jonathan Coulton|Jonathan Coulton]], Paul of Paul and Storm spies a popcorn air popper and exclaims, "[[Frank Bennedetto|Bennedetto]]!" It is interesting to note that Paul and Storm were two of the founding members of Da Vinci's Notebook, creators of the Ballad of the Sneak.
*In the [[Wikipedia:RiffTrax|RiffTrax]] for the 1969 film [https://www.rifftrax.com/the-wonderful-land-of-oz The Wonderful Land of Oz], when hearing the depressed-sounding character of Jack the pumpkinhead talk, [[Wikipedia:Mike Nelson|Mike Nelson]] asks, "He's voiced by Strong Sad, isn't he?"

== RinkWorks Graffiti ==
Homestar is referenced twice on the [http://www.rinkworks.com/ RinkWorks] [http://www.rinkworks.com/graffiti graffiti pages].
*The text "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|Baleted]]" can be seen [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=12 here].
*An image of Strong Bad has been crudely pasted in to all the other crazy stuff going on [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=14 here].

== Robot Bastard ==
*[http://www.robotbastard.com/ robotbastard.com] has a clip of Strong Bad saying, "This is Strong Bad, and you're listening to the smooth, soft sounds of Robot Bastard delight FM... with zombies!" Robot Bastard was a short film made by Rob Schrab, creator of [[Most in the Graveyard Costumes|Scud: The disposable assassin.]]

== Rocketboom ==
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/03/rb_05_mar_15.html 3/15/2005] episode, a clip of the [[SXSW Panel - 14 Mar 2005|March 14th SXSW Panel]] and Amanda interviewing Homestar are seen.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/12/rb_05_dec_05.html 12/5/05] episode of the v-log [http://www.rocketboom.com/ Rocketboom], Amanda Congdon is wearing a Homestar Runner shirt.
*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2006/04/rb_06_apr_12.html 4/12/2006] episode, after Amanda reports about [http://www.humanclock.com humanclock], she comments that she still likes her [[Strong Bad Clock]] better.

==Salon.com==
Strong Bad made Salon.com's "Sexiest Man Living" list for 2007. [http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2007/11/15/sexiest_man/index6.html]

== Sam & Max Season One ==
On the [https://web.archive.org/web/20130625103424/http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/faq FAQ page for the new Sam & Max games], Homestar Runner is mentioned — praised, even.

== The Schumin Web ==
The [http://www.schuminweb.com/ splash page] for November 2005 showed an image of Ben Schumin dressed up as [[The Thnikkaman]]. The same image also appears in the [http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/archives/splash-page.asp Splash Page Archives].

== [https://scratch.mit.edu Scratch] ==
*Some users create [https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/1872483 Homestar Runner-related Scratch projects].

== Shenmue II : The Gang Edition ==
In the fan-movie [http://www.shenmuedojo.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14850 Shenmue II : The Gang Edition], when Ryo arrives at Guilin, he is distracted by a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll, which is the guardian of the village where Shenhua lives. 
Later, Ryo kicks the Plush Doll, making it complain.

==Shirt.Woot==
The description for the shirt [http://shirt.woot.com/ "pencildellic"] was entitled "my head asplode" on Thursday September 27, 2007

==Smash Bros. MOJO!!==
For this Super Smash Bros. Brawl parody site, The King of Town is listed as a [http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/kingoftown.html playable character], and he is referenced from the game [[Super Kingio Bros.]]

[http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/characters/paint_pixel.html Another] playable character, Paint Pixel, is seen surrounded by many characters in a screenshot. One of these characters is [[Trogdor]].

==SmashWiki==
On [http://ssbwiki.com/SmashWiki:April_Fools' April Fools' Day 2021], Mr. Game and Watch's ''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'' artwork was replaced with an image of [[Sticklyman]].

==Smokescreen==
The Strong Bad Email [[techno]] is used as a [http://smokescreen.us/demos/sb45demo.html demo] to showcase the capabilities of [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

== Something Awful ==
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Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat and Marzipan appear as grotesque caricatures in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/tub-bites-vol.php Tub Bites vol. 2.]. The computer used in the toon appears to be a parody of the [[Compy 386]]. The first email is "[[DELETED|Recycle Binned!]]". Homestar returns Strong Bad's "'80s reference" (a ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]'' cartridge), as well as some of his "[[Crap|crappy]] catchphrases" (the one used as an example is "[[Crap#Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations|holy crap!]]"). Also, this is reprised with a parody of a "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"-style Strong Bad email in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/karnov-playset-2.php?page=5 Karnov Bites].
*The Easter egg in Tub Bites 2 is a parody of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], featuring calls from parodies of Strong Bad, the King of Town, Homsar, Coach Z and Strong Sad.

The update of March 1, 2007, [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/steve-movie-blog.php Steve's Movie Review Blog], contains reference to the [[Strong Bad Email]]s. The article is written as if the writer is unfamiliar with internet trends; he writes that he just discovered the site, thinks the cartoon's title is "The Strong Bads", and thinks its web address is www.strongbad.com.

Homestar appears in [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/internet-cartoon-2000.php Funny Housemates 2] and [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/housemates-cartoon-3.php Funny Housemates 999]. He looks like Homestar, but acts more like Homsar.

On October 22, 2010, Homestar Runner cast is featured in Photoshop Phriday as Abstract Pixel Art [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/abstract-pixel-art2.php?page=9]

The Photoshop Phriday for [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/palin-smoker.php?page=4 May 11, 2012] featured a screenshot of "PalinZone," a parody of [[StrongBadZone]]. The playable game is located [http://phoenixan.com/palinzone/ here.]

== South Park Studios ==
Somebody at South Park Studios is a fan, as a January 28, 2006 [http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/faq/archives.php?id=38887 FAQ update] contains the following:

'''Q. - How do you type with boxing gloves on?''' A. - I'm sorry, this is "Ask South Park" not "Ask StrongBad ."

== the show with zefrank ==
On the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/09/090706.html September 7, 2006 episode] of [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/ the show], zefrank included a link to [[duck pond]] as a "silly thing".

Moreover, on the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050106.html May 1, 2006 episode], the game can be seen on zefrank's monitor in the background.

There's also a reference to Strong Bad [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/10/102406.html here].

== Super Mechrio World ==
Made by the same people who did [[#Doraemon Abridged|Doraemon Abridged]], one [[YouTube:9qZVTuDAMhM|episode]] of their Mario parody series, Super Mechrio World, has King Koopa (under the name Reggie Fils Aime) come onto the stage saying "[[Intro|Everybody, Everybody!]]" Before delievering his speech. The creators, Collin Weiler and Harvey Alan, are big fans of Homestar Runner.

Other episodes contain references as well, but this one is the most obvious.

== The Straight Dope ==
The StrongBadZone was submitted for [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/ Weird Earl's] on [http://www.straightdope.com/ The Straight Dope], a category featuring strange and/or awesome sites.

== Stick RPG 2 ==
On the [http://www.stickrpg2.com/news.php#1147888194 news post for May 17] (of what year?), there is a line that says "what are you using, a 386?", with "386" being a link to [[invisibility]].

==Stick Shorts==
On [http://www.freewebs.com/stickshortsbyjonny/index.htm this site], [http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JYsu4eoTuI episode 11] includes a short that is about a guy who sees Homestar, and kicks him, which results in Homestar falling on the guy. This is also a coincidence, since this series is created by [http://www.freewebs.com/tehcartoonistproductions/ Teh Cartoonist Productions] like Charlie Clay and the Clay Crew. Even the Homestar sprite is the same as the one used in Charlie Clay.

== Strong Bad Pilots an F/A-22 Raptor ==
For a short time, Strong Bad could be seen on the Lockheed Martin [http://www.f22-raptor.com/ F/A-22 Raptor Team Web Site] [[:Image:sbf22.png|F/A-22 Raptor]].

==Suave==
[http://www.suave.net/~dave/trogdor.cgi This Suave page] is about Trogdor, Strong Bad, and The Cheat.

==Subeta==
On the virtual pet site [https://subeta.net/news.php Subeta], the "Scribble" color scheme design for the Rreign, a dragon-like pet, turns them into a Trogdor parody.

== Superdickery.com ==
*In a "Bizzaro letters" segment, one guy writes "Dear Strongbad: How do you type with boxing gloves on?" [http://www.superdickery.com/gabliam4-16.html]
*Also, the creator says "head a'splode" in a little blurb following [http://www.superdickery.com/other/256.html this comic cover]

==TASvideos==
In [http://youtube.com/watch?v=mSFHKAvTGNk a TASBot run of Brain Age], He answers two different questions with Homestar Runner, and Strong Bad.

== Technopets ==
On [http://technopets00.tripod.com technopets00.tripod.com], in the tpemail [http://technopets00.tripod.com/id36.html Icons], the email message at the bottom says "Email me. Bad emails will be burninated, er burned"

== TED ==
In his lecture about new types of robots [http://www.ted.com/talks/dennis_hong_my_seven_species_of_robot.html My seven species of robot], Dennis Hong shows an example of a six-legged robot balancing a [[Kick The Cheat]] of top of it (at 5:45).

== Templelooters.com ==
*On the July 30, 2007 column on the Ask Mandy column on the Billy and Mandy-fan-site-part of Templelooters.com, ([http://www.templelooters.com/evil/am073007.asp]) (site currently down) someone asks
<blockquote>Dear Mandy, 
[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] 
[[Crapfully Yours]], 
[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] from the H*R Wiki. 
</blockquote>

Mandy answers, "I give up. How DO you type with boxing gloves on?"

*On the August 13, 2007 column, Mandy receives an email by a person claiming to be the [[King Of Town]].

<blockquote>
Oh, hello, Mandy. This is the King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Uh, I just emailed you to tell you that, Josh N is not the guy 
who you all of these emails asking to make fun of Brandi Ervan,okay? Uh, it was me all along! Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo. 
Um, so next time you see me, give me a kick in the shins! And next time you see Josh N, give him a list of why Cookie (from the
 
cancelled Rayman TV series) worrys about everything in the world and should be claimed an official Ogdenite, and a very rare Rayman TV 
series videotape, why don't you? Um, okay, I have to go eat everything on it, especially [[whatsit]] and lose my lunch, because I'm the 
King of Town. Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
</blockquote>

== That Guy with the Glasses ==
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*In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/ask-thatguy/7585-ask36 Ask ThatGuy Episode 36], Doug Walker answers the question, [[How do you type with boxing gloves on|How could you type with boxing gloves on?]]
*In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/28072-nc-ernest-scared-stupid the Nostalgia Critic's review] of ''[[Wikipedia:Ernest Scared Stupid|Ernest Scared Stupid]]'', the Critic remarks that Trantor is not as impressive as [[Trogdor]], followed by a scene of Trantor's revival with an image of Trogdor over it, set to [[TROGDOR (song)|his theme]].
*In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/pushinguproses/lets-play-shortys/30292-lets-play-shortys-the-amazon-trail-part-2 part two] of Pushing Up Roses' Let's Play Shorty of ''The Amazon Trail'', Roses opens with an impression of [[Marzipan]]. Paw doesn't get it, but mumbles up an old-school Homestar imitation.
*In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/28794-ep-14-qdeucesq Todd in the Shadows' review of Deuces], Todd mocks Taiga's use of "Valentimes" with a clip from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
**He also compares Wyclef Jean's yodeling to [[Homsar]] in [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/from-the-vaults/34625-from-the-vaults-we-are-the-world-25-for-haiti his review of We Are the World 25 for Haiti].
*In the Nostalgia Chick's [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/team-nchick/nostalgia-chick/36664-top-ten-viral-videos-from-the-ancient-internet-aka-before-youtube Top Ten Viral Videos from the Ancient Internet (aka Before YouTube)], #1 is [[Trogdor]].
*In the Todd In The Shadows review of [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/41632-counting-stars-vs-demons Counting Stars vs Demons], one of Todd's examples of an awesome dragon to imagine is Trogdor.
*Linkara has referenced Homestar Runner occasionally on his show, particularly the "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]" running gag.
*In his review of Mulan II, Nostalgia Critic called Mushu "unfunny Trogdor".

== The Morning News ==
In an [http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/tricks_of_the_trade.php article] where they outline 30 tricks from 30 different trades; under cartographer it details this trick: Mapmakers will often use "copyright traps," bits of information in their maps that are purposefully wrong. They might label a body of water '''"Lake Strongbad,"''' for instance, and then examine the next editions of competitors' maps to see if the incorrect information makes an appearance.

==The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com==
This website was a direct reference to homestarrunner.com. The name and main page both came from the Strong Bad Email [[credit card]], and they also had an Easter egg with a fan-made Homestar Runner Space Invaders game. The site is down as of August 2020.

==There, I Fixed It.==
[https://web.archive.org/web/20090704031053/http://thereifixedit.com/2009/05/21/epic-kludge-photo-trogdor-proof/ One of the entries on the site] was labeled "Trogdor Proof".

== ThinkGeek ==
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/722a/action/2111db4/ There is a picture on one page] showing some plastic toys dressed up for Halloween. One of the toys is dressed up as Strong Bad (or, as they call him, "Strong Bob").
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/91f2/ At the bottom of another page], a [[Kick The Cheat]] doll is shown in a short video. Additionally, the man in the video is wearing an "I Love Toxic Waste" t-shirt, which could be a reference to Homestar's reference.
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9505/ The advertisement for one of ThinkGeek's t-shirts] includes an image with handwriting that causes the shirt to read "im in ur MEDIEVAL VILLAGE BURNINATing ur PEASANTS".
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/a42d/images/2742/ A recruitment poster] for Battlestar Galactica's military has the caption "Do You Has?", referring to the [[Homestarmy]].
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/88dc/ A page for a "Media Tank"] uses the word "Grumblecakes".
*[http://www.thinkgeek.com/edm/20091221.shtml The December 21 e-mail newsletter] has a section describing the "Looftlighter". The last few sentences talk about [[A Death Defying Decemberween|Hot Jones]].
*In [http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/secrets-bear.shtml Tell Me Your Secrets Bear], The man in the video is wearing a Strong Bad shirt.

==[http://www.tobyturner.com/ TobyTurner.com]==
*One of the [http://www.districtlines.com/11310-Falcor-T-Shirt/Toby-Turner shirts] available at the store features a parody of [[Trogdor]].

== The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks ==
*In [http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2009/03/new-nickname.html this entry] for the blog, a man named Glenn was called "'Our Great Friend'" on a sign thanking him. The blogger comments, "Poor Glenn[...]has the clunkiest nickname I have encountered. I think he should lobby for '[[english paper|The Yellow Dart]]'."

== The Spriters Resource ==
*There is a [http://www.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/sbcg4ap/index.html category] of rips from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. So far, the only sheet is from [[Snake Boxer 5]].
*There are also [http://www.spriters-resource.com/other_systems/hsrpg/index.html rips] from the unreleased [[Homestar Runner RPG]].

== Transformers Wiki ==
*Many of the image captions on the [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page Transformers Wiki] contain references to Homestar Runner.

== TV Squad ==
[[Wikipedia:Wil Wheaton|Wil Wheaton]] mentions a [[Ye Flask|load-bearing flask]] in a [http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/12/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-battle/ Star Trek review].

== [[TVTropes:|TV Tropes]] ==
*TV Tropes has an [[TVTropes:WebAnimation/HomestarRunner|article]] about Homestar Runner.
*It also has subpages for things like [[TVTropes:AwesomeMusic/HomestarRunner|Awesome Music]], [[TVTropes:Characters/HomestarRunner|Characters]], [[TVTropes:Funny/HomestarRunner|Funny]], etc.
*There are also pages for the books, games, and spin-offs. There is a list of them [[TVTropes:Franchise/HomestarRunner|here]].
*[[Homestar Runner]]'s head was originally the wiki's Web Animation icon.
*It is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/search_result.php?q=Homestar+Runner often mentioned] when examples of tropes are needed.
*There are references to it on some pages, like the image caption for [[TVTropes:Main/FingerlessHands|Fingerless Hands]] (after clicking on ''"note"'') or [[TVTropes:Main/FishEyeLens|Fish Eye Lens]].
*Sometimes it can be the page image for a trope, like [[TVTropes:Main/InvisibleAnatomy|Invisible Anatomy]], [[TVTropes:Main/RedBoxingGloves|Red Boxing Gloves]], [[TVTropes:Main/SmartPeopleWearGlasses|Smart People Wear Glasses]], and [[TVTropes:Main/OddballDoppelganger|Oddball Doppelganger]].
*There are tropes named for such subjects as [[TVTropes:Main/YouCantGetYeFlask|You Can't Get Ye Flask]] and {{inlinecontentwarning}}[[TVTropes:Main/YourHeadASplode|Your Head A Splode]]. A full list of tropes named for Homestar Runner subjects is on [[TVTropes:Trivia/HomestarRunner|the Trivia page for Homestar Runner]].

== Uncyclopedia==
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*On the ever-popular factually-inaccurate encyclopedia [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], the VfD (vote for deletion) template reads "Baleeted! This article is total crap. Please VFD."
*The template for articles that contain too much information reads: "This article contains way too much information. Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by removing stuff."
**A second template simply reads: "THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE", which is one of Uncyclopedia's dozens of inside jokes. Alas, the picture for it refers to ''Scanners''.
*In [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Errors.png this image], one of the error messages is the "[[:Image:this is real.png|Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.]]" error from [[50 emails]].
*One of the user awards includes [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Burninator Burninator].
*In the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Recentnews Recentnews] template, one of the news items reads that "An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to '''[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]''' has an astraordinarily affect on grammar."
*If you attempt to restore [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork/File_1 File 1] of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork Zork], you have some [[Grumblecakes]] in your inventory. You are also wearing the [[Kerrek]]'s belt.
**Also, trying to get/take the sword in the kitchen prompts the message "You can't get/take [[ye flask|ye sword]]!"
*Fake (or at least, mostly fake) descriptions of the characters have been entered.
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner Homestar Runner]''': "A prolific actor (famous for playing the role of [[Matt Chapman]] in the 2000 movie "Flash Cartoonists")"
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Strong_Bad Strong Bad]''': One of "the most notable and prolific singer/songwriters of the past decade".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coach_Z Coach Z]''': "An athletic genius" and "a prolific writer and rapper".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pom_Pom Pom Pom]''': "A large, balloon-like alien from the planet Inflatrosis".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trogdor_the_Burninator Trogdor]''': "The son of the Friendly Giant and Puff, The Magic Dragon".
*[[homsar]] has been "sporked" from this Wiki (see [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/homsar] here). There is also an article on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tandy_400 Tandy 400], as well as one on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Wiki this Wiki].
*[[50K RaceWalker]] is listed as the 43rd-[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time worst computer game of all time].
**In addition, [[Kid Speedy]] is listed as -27th.
*There are [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/25#Category_.CF.80:_The_World_Wide_CoWeb 5 Homestar Runner variations] of the phrase "[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows You have two cows]", as well as a [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/11 Coach Z] variation.
*The start of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Game_Online Game Online] is a direct rip-off of the start of [[Thy Dungeonman]].
*Three of the choices for [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Monster the monster template] are "a [[The Yello Dello|Yello Dello]]", "a cavalry of [[dongrel]]s" and "a [[bear holding a shark]]".
*Two of the choices on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Random/killed random "killed by" template] are "[[Trogdor|burninated]]" and "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|BALEETED!]]"
*The page on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nowhere Nowhere] starts with the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] message.
*The [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Beowulf.jpg Beowulf image] has Strong Bad (with [[Ab-Abber 2000|abs]], a [[keyswordtar]], and a [[horned helmet]]) and The Cheat (again, with a horned helmet) teaming up to fight Trogdor.
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Do_NOT_click_any_links%21/click61 This page], part of a clicking game, reads "THIS PAGE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE NCAA FOR [[Commandos in the Classroom|SEVERE CUSSING AND VERY ILLEGAL PONYFIGHTS]]."
*If you get blocked, It says "Block'd", which refers to different kinds of [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] from Teen Girl Squad.
*On Uncyclopedia's [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christianity#Jesus.27_opinion article on Christianity], Trogdor is "the logo of Jesus' personal choice."
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Adobe.jpg Adobe.jpg], "Another happy Photoshop user," has one of the Strong Bad freebie patches Photoshopped.
*For the "On this day..." section on the Uncyclopedia Main Page on March 22, 2008, one of the items listed was under the year "20X6", and linked to [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/20X6#20X6|this page (without the anchor, however)]
*The article on "[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You you]" contains the sentence "You are also nothing like the coolest guy in the universe, Homestar Runner."
*[[Homsar]] is listed as a member of "The Axis of Evil", a fake conspiracy group, and a "wannabe terrorist and rulers of the world", as seen on his page ([http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homsar]).

== Uni Watch ==
*Uni Watch, a blog devoted to following the trends of sports logos, jerseys, and other sports-related designs, links to the email [[redesign]] in the December 1 blog entry "Keep Your [[Pants]] On". The "little animation", as it is referred to, is mentioned as a "good commentary on logo updates". [http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2006/12/01/keep-your-pants-on/]

== Unofficial mobile version of the [[Original Book]] ==
An unofficial version of The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest, viewable by many mobile devices, is available [http://nobodyasked.webs.com/mobi/homestarstrongest.mobi here].

== Urban Dictionary ==
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On July 1, 2005, the main page "word of the day" on Urban Dictionary was biz cas fri. (It is misspelled as "bis cas fri.") [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bis+cas+fri&defid=801385]

Various other phrases and words are defined on the site (with varying degrees of accuracy in spelling and content) such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teen+Girl+Squad Teen Girl Squad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strong+Bad Strong Bad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homestar+runner Homestar Runner], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fhgwhgads fhqwhgads], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pfargtl Pfargtl], and [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Somebody+get+this+freaking+duck+away+from+me "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"].

On April 4, 2012, clicking Urban Dictionary's logo resulted in audio of multiple people saying words that had been defined on the site, including "fhqwhgads" and "homsar."

== Variousimmers ==
On [http://www.variousimmers.net this site] dedicated to modding [[Wikipedia:The Sims 2|The Sims 2]], two of the objects are a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=518 here]), and a Strong Bad [[monument]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=1568 here]).



== VG Mix ==
[http://www.vgmix.com/song_view.php?song_id=615 Here] there is a remix of the first racing tune from Rad Racer (which is also Stinkoman's theme). The title references to [[japanese cartoon]] and the song itself contains quotes from said email.

== Videogame Scrapbook ==
[http://www.videogamescrapbook.com This site] has [http://www.videogamescrapbook.com/download/homestar_runner_videlectrix.php a page] with various [[Videlectrix]] music available for download.

==Vinesauce==
*In Vinny's [[youtube:oKD-KWaw2sE|55th Tomodachi Life stream]], he questioned if Little Mac [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|could sew with boxing gloves on]].
*While Joel, another streamer from the site, was [[youtube:9Yij1LCOarw|messing around in Windows 2000]], he made Microsoft Narrator (using the Microsoft Sam voice) say "soisoisoi" over and over, and Joel started singing the beat of [[The System is Down (song)|The System Is Down]].
*When Vinny was [[youtube:YXMu7Fp4WAg|playing one of the games on a bootleg 191-in-1 Plug-n-Play console]], he compares the main character in one of the games to Strong Bad.
*When Vinny was asked to do an impression of Joel, he was noted that it sounded similar to Strong Bad, and he proceeded to do a brief deliberate impression of him.
*In [[youtube:-hLaNx7sDxE|Joel's Bizzare Pokeventure]], in a cave is a flask called "YE FLASK" that cannot be picked up, and Joel predicts it saying that "You cannot get ye flask" upon being interacted with.
**In the same stream, Joel finds a swimming NPC in the floor of a house in the Pepperoni Secret area, who recites the email from [[virus]] when interacted with.
*When Vinny was [[youtube:pNcxxlcvcag|playing a bootleg Plug-n-Play game,]] he says "I see you, Chat." and then sings a bit of [[Everybody to the Limit]] while doing a [[Strong Bad]] impression.
*During Joel's stream of [[youtube:E2zF9EXqqZo|the Kirby: Star Allies demo]], at the beach part of the Cave & Castle stage, he states "Guys, we need [[good graphics]]", and brings up the picture of the Videlectrix devs arguing about good graphics.
*On Joel's stream of [[youtube:RIIWEHdbUew|Action 52 on the Genesis]], the chat, after Joel mildly questions why Newgrounds still exists, mentions how Flash Player will be discontinued in 2020. About a minute later, one person from the chat asks "What about Homestar Runner?" Joel, with a expressively shocked gasp, replies "I didn't think of that."
*During the second [[youtube:Z-LNn6U81Tc|Blind Mario Paint stream]], Joel attempts to draw [[Wikipedia:Doctor Eggman|Dr. Eggman]] and says the horrible result looks like Strong Bad.


== Visitmypiczosite.piczo.com ==
*On Life On Sedna's Weekly Fanstuff for [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=23116139 The Last Week Of August], the official logo for Life On Sedna (See Comic Sightings) is drawn on a whiteboard. Also, a funny drawing of Homestar is there.

==Vulture==
*For the "Underrated" column, TV comedy writer Krister Johnson is interviewed about how Homestar Runner has influenced him.[https://www.vulture.com/article/homestar-runner-krister-johnson-interview.html]

==Weffriddles==
*One level involves a certain Homestar Runner character. 

== Wikipedia ==
*In Wikipedia's April Fool's Day Article 2005, Homestar in his Daisy Dukes was eventually added to the somewhat lengthy Wikipedia April Fool's Day 2005 article detailing a hostile takeover of Wikipedia by Encyclopedia Britannica. He was part of Wikipedia's "{{p|l={{fullurl:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia#New corporate structure|oldid=11827614}} new corporate structure}}" as the Minister of Long Pants. He was then pictured lower on the page in the "{{p|l={{fullurl:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia#Immediate aftermath|oldid=11828885}} Immediate Aftermath}}" section, then moved to the "{{p|l={{fullurl:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia#Related_Information|oldid=11833150}} Related Information}}" section, then finally {{p|l={{fullurl:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia|oldid=11833471}} dropped}} altogether. The page as it exists now can be found [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:April 1, 2005/2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia|here]], and the edit history for the page {{p|l={{fullurl:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia|action=history}} here}}. Strong Bad was also named Minister of Deleting email, and is found directly under Homestar's listing.
*On [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:April fools/April Fools' Day 2006|another April Fools Day]], the deleted tab on the home page was renamed "baleeted".

==Wrestling with Wregret==
* Brian has the complete set of Homestar Runner figures on his back shelf and they can be seen in the vast majority of his videos.

==w00tstock==
*In his [http://w00tstock.net/2010/08/16/wil-quits-w00tstock/ spoof] of another [http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/ internet hoax] involving a girl quitting her job with a whiteboard, [[Wikipedia:Wil Wheaton|Wil Wheaton]] references Strong Sad's line "[[I'm Sad That...|I'm sad that]] I'm flying" as he "quits" w00tstock.



== X-treme Geek ==
The word 'fangoriously' appears on [http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/searchdetail.asp?productID=12406 a page selling Venus Fly Traps].

==Yahoo!==
One of Yahoo! Mail's random subject lines is "[[some kinda robot|Do you use them for good, or for awesome?]]".

== YouTube ==
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*While [http://youtube.com YouTube] was down for maintenance on August 17, 2006, pictures of the youtube offices were posted on the youtube homepage. Two of them showed a [[Kick The Cheat]] doll. [[:Image:Cheattube1.jpg|photo 1]], [[:Image:Cheattube2.jpg|photo 2]].
*[[youtube:2pPCkhYMQgY|Internet People]], part of a series called "The Meth Minute 39", is viewable on YouTube and mentions Homestar Runner. ''See also: [[Animation Sightings#Channel Frederator]]''
*The title-cel to user [http://www.youtube.com/user/spudshyphentube SPUDS-TUBE]'s cover of Devo's song, [[youtube:xQLnGZKDSEI|Time Out For Fun]], features drawings of Homestar and Strong Bad. The caption next to Homestar's head reads "sewwiously" and the one next to Strong Bad reads "[[Most in the Graveyard|a-jigga-muh-WHA...?!]]". Also, the video description contains "[[Best Caper Ever|Total co-incidence! Not intentional!]]"
*A video on a [[Wikipedia:Wii Shop Channel|Wii Shop Channel]] hack includes [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]] as background music.
*[[youtube:pC3n-LC3Em4|FALCOR - the URiNATOR]], a parody of Trogdor, was featured on July 16, 2007, shortly after it was released on the 12th. It quickly got over 25 video responses, and has 1,307,406 views as of October 15, and now has 60 video responses. It has gotten over 19,000 clicks from links on webpages. It also held the #12 slot on "Most Discussed (All Time) - Pets & Animals." It has recently gotten a ringtone version. The email is mentioned as his inspiration of the description.
*[[youtube:RaDUskLtRhU|Mario Paint renditions]], a compilation of Mario Paint segments, shows one of them being Homestar Runner slowly running, with an attempt at the [[Intro]] song done in Mario Paint as background music to the animation, and the theme to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/sherifam Sherifam]'s videos make reference to Homestar Runner.
**The first one is the Tait-imation theatre videos. The first one ever created featured Tait beating Homestar senseless with nunchucks, a reference to [[Fall Float Parade]]. At the end of this cartoon, Homestar says as he goes flying into a probable [[Hammerspace]], "And that's how I became a law!", a reference to [[4 branches]].
**Tait-imation being Kobatsu Emails, a parody of Strong Bad Emails, in which Kobatsu, a chibi animated version of Tait with no arms on, checks his email. In result of it being bad, it gets [[DELETED]].
**Second video series is the Cal Email Show (or C-mails, a reference to "sbemails"), of which Cal, the main operator of the channel, answers emails. In the 2nd and most recent, "Prank mail", he gets asked [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|a familiar question]] that results in a [[DELETED|familiar answer]].
**The channel message states that viewing one of sherifam's videos will "quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater", with a disclaimer adding that they "will not quite literally leave your computer in smoldering crater", referencing [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]].
*There are also three videos on YouTube, entitled "The Man with 100 Voices", "The Man of 100 Voices" and "The Man of 101 More Voices" respectively. All three feature Homestar Runner impersonations.
**Video 1: [[youtube:tMV0fHinHaA|Numbers 48 to 52]]
**Video 2: [[youtube:A5CmqC1E-Ag|Numbers 91 to 95]]
**Video 3: [[youtube:ZRzBtTcnh5c|Numbers 88 to 90]]
*There are various user accounts active on YouTube with Homestar Runner references in their account names, such as [http://youtube.com/user/Burnin8r55555 Burnin8r55555].
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/HomeStarRunnerTron User HomeStarRunnerTron]'s videos include many references to the Homestar Runner body of work. Notable references include [[youtube:wYezCYY46ZM|this video]], which includes him doing some of the voices he used for the Pokémon Abridged Series, with his test sentence being "[[radio|The fish was delish and it made quite a dish]]". One of his Pokémon Abridged Series episodes, taken down due to a Terms of Use Violation, there is a scene in which the characters wear Dangeresque glasses, and one wears a Homestar Runner shirt.
*In [http://www.youtube.com/user/sonicthehedgehog2222 sonicthehedgehog2222's] video [[youtube:2setjCoK-jI|adam h. 2 preview]], Adam wears a black Trogdor shirt, and a Trogdor poster can be seen in his room.
*[[youtube:L43bIwsvbSM|This Magfest video]] briefly shows Strong Bad in his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|Carmen Sandiego]] [[Halloween costume]].
*In Episode 3 of "Naruto the abridged series", Sasuke throws Shurikens at a log, and the sound effect played is "LOGG[['D]]!", a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Every Class Is Different, a review of the classes of [[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|Team Fortress 2]], directly spoofs [[kids' book|Everyone is Different]].
*The toons [[Donut Unto Others]] and [[Best Caper Ever]] were [[youtube:CQil5mJkF9o|both]] [[youtube:rmRKPKh2n5Q|remade]] on [[wikipedia:Roblox|Roblox]] and posted onto YouTube.
*In [http://www.youtube.com/user/TurboJUK TurboJUK's] [[youtube:yYr5_DOeg38|video]], he made a music video of [[Michael Jackson]]'s [[wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]] with audio from the beginning of [[mile]] and another toon.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/masterofhomestar masterofhomestar], referred to as Electricstar, made a series of random Homestar Runner videos. His most notable video is [[youtube:NJEooaD9hTE|Strong Bad roll]], which uses various clips of [[Strong Bad]], cut to make it look like he's singing "[[wikipedia:Never Gonna Give You Up|Never Gonna Give You Up]]" by [[wikipedia:Rick Astley|Rick Astley]], known as the music used for "Rickrolling".
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/PoisonRainVornado PoisonRainVornado], referred to as "Vornado", is the creator of the series [[youtube:AfsFmRy4LAw|Internet Memes: Homestar Style!]], in which he takes certain scenes from Homestar games and cartoons and sets them to audio from popular web phenomena. He has also created the mash-up [[youtube:M5-_q3MDaaA|Strong Bad Sings "Chocolate Rain"]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/LuigiMario2009 LuigiMario2009]'s "The Super Luigi Show" has many Homestar Runner references. In the episode "Back To School", Patamon watches [[being mean]], and replies to Luigi saying: "I'm watching Strong Bad Email!". Also in "Dinoween", once Luigi encounters Reptar, he gets the [[jibblies]], and multiple characters quote [[Jibblies 2]].
**Also in "Bad's Look Day", Patamon mention that "stickanee flowers only exist in the Homestar Runner World".
**In "My Last 101 Things", Patamon makes impressions of Strong Bad, Homestar, Coach Z and Bubs.
*A YouTube user named [http://www.youtube.com/user/SonikDude101 SonikDude101] says [[jorb]] in [[youtube:BV4mJDYWXSg|this video]].
**He has also made video walkthroughs of all [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] episodes.
*In YouTube user [http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson Ray William Johnson]'s January 3, 2010 video, he uses the word "[[a splode]]" when playing a video of a man getting blown off of his couch.
*YouTube user [http://www.youtube.com/user/binkysuperstar BinkySuperStar] [[youtube:rBzSvIbZr34|recreated Dangeresque 1 on Roblox]], starring himself as Renaldo, Dangeresque Too, and Perducci, while user [http://www.youtube.com/user/theultimatedonut theultimatedonut] starred as Dangeresque, Killingyouguy, and Cutesy Buttons.
*[[youtube:EAtBki0PsC0|A video of Beaker]] from [[The Muppets]] trying to perform "Dust In The Wind" includes parodies of negative YouTube comments and misspellings. When Beaker knocks over a candle and starts a fire, one of the comments is "[[Trogdor|BURNINATION!]]"
*[[youtube:gaP7UvOaM5E|A video of the 100 ways to die]] in [[wikipedia:The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] shows "Highwayman[['d]]" and "Black Horse Courier'd" as deaths.
*[[youtube:XsfIkO52OK4|Caught Chatting Episode 4]] has Phil, when giving out points at the end, award "[[Homestar Runner]]" as a number of points.
*One video has [[youtube:ixjnnPweYXY|Salad Fingers]] and Homestar Runner meet.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/xParodyTVx xParodyTVx] has a video entitled "Ipod Akwardness" in which one of the characters is wearing the Homsar shirt.
*A YouTube user named [http://www.youtube.com/user/SpinyMcSpleen3264 SpinyMcSpleen3264] has created two music-related videos based on Homestar Runner. The first is called [[youtube:dqk0L0L1CZ0|Golf Club Team? (based on the CGNU Fight Song)]] and features a short musical piece done using the Easter Egg from [[mascot]]. The second is [[youtube:tNIqWA8zY1o|a simple version]] of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] background theme done in the DSiWare app, Rhythm Core Alpha. The latter uses the typeface, AhnbergHand, and features Cheerleader being "WiNDOWS MOViE MAKER'D!".
*In CGP Grey's video [[youtube:4AivEQmfPpk|"How Many Countries Are There?"]], Transnistria, Nagorno-Karabakh Republic, Abkhazia, and South Ossetia all recognize each other as countries and form "Teen Country Squad!".
*In the PBS show It's Ok To Be Smart episode [[youtube:W3D-Z5N7iAU|"Is There Intelligent Life Beyond Earth?"]], the host Joe Hanson note that when the Sun becomes a red giant, all of Earth will be engulfed in BURNINATION.
*In KevinLsAccount's [[youtube:J8nqghjZejs|Chip Off The Ol' Bro]], a character constantly makes [[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noises]].
**This user has also made [[youtube:RGA6VvyPB1c|an animated music video]] of [[It's like it was meant to be]], basing it on [[Wikipedia:The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack|The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]].
*In Brutalmoose's [[youtube:q-lY3912MD8|Stuffed Steak Roll Video]], he mentions Coach Z when talking about seeing "chopped" as "chorped"
*In [[youtube:okgUTvCFHBQ|episode 38]] of LGR Thrifts, one of the viewer finds is a [[Kick The Cheat]].
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ecwl3FTG66jIKA9JRDtmg SiivaGunner] has made "high quality rips" from [[Population: Tire]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. [[youtube:6iI6PjSvIp4|The theme from Population: Tire]] has been remixed with the Flintstones theme and "Snow Halation", two running gags on the channel, while [[youtube:F4tWwt8ChUg|the level 1 theme from Stinkoman 20X6]] has been mixed with "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls.
*In [[youtube:2vlM8RypMbA|GTA 5 Has Multiplayer]], a man talking like Strong Bad with a similar mask can be seen.
*In the [[youtube:45KdSL2Pfx8|Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door of The Completionist]], Jirard names his Yoshi Trogdor.
**In his review of Super Mario Maker, he discusses the game's origins from [[Mario Paint]]. He mentions that the first Homestar cartoon was made with Mario Paint.
**In his review "Top WTF Controllers", he shows Trogdor as an example of why a "drachen" is awesome and says "or whether burninating the countryside" while showing it
*In ToucanLDM's [[youtube:rIcwqETgF2U|King K. Rool for Smash (Unexpected)]], the amateurish music played when [[Original Bubs]] left [[Free Country, USA]] in [[original]] is used as Isaac, Shadow, Skull Kid, Shovel Knight and Waluigi walk past K. Rool.
**[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] is also seen as one of the couple sceneries Wolf flies past by.
*In his [[youtube:LSBz1jzcHVs&t=0s|finale episode]] to his Yoshi's Woolly World Let's Play, Chuggaaconroy attempts to imitate Kamek and comments that his imitation sounds like [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*On January 26, 2019, Looper uploaded the video [[youtube:9bUHCQYHKxA|The Untold Truth Of Homestar Runner]].
*On July 13, 2019, the user SpaceHamster reviewed Luigi fan games. In [[youtube:iwJPc_aqIc4&t=977s|one of the games]], Strong Bad appears at random.
*Thew Adams, a Transformers toy reviewer has referenced Homestar Runner several times.
**In his review of [[youtube:d3kl9ikuZls|Combiner Wars Cyclonus/Galvatronus]], he says "but don't let that from stopping you from organising your own", a line previously said in the email [[mile]].
**[[Strong Sad]] makes a brief cameo in a review of [[youtube:9Fm4I4h07AE|The Last Knight Nitro Zeus]] when Thew calls Nitro's feet 'Turbo [[Soolnds]]'.
**[[Peacey P]] is mentioned in the [[youtube:HtNr129VovM|Power of the Primes Punch/Counterpunch]] review. Thew even says "y'all biscuitheads".
**In the review of [[youtube:dI8-2M1Xfls|Combiner Wars Devastator]], Thew says that Bonecrusher looks more like "some variety of Neville", a reference to the email [[theme song]].
*In episode 24 of his Super Mario Galaxy 2 Let's Play, ChuggaaConroy comments that he suddenly sounds like Strong Bad and is advertising [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS7mHaWRrxI]
*In the [[youtube:nhlJdfkhOK8|What Happened?]] episode focusing on the cancelled video game ''Scalebound'', host Matt McMuscles makes several references to [[Trogdor]], including using a picture of the Burninator himself as an "artist's rendering" of the game's protagonist Drew in his half-dragon form.


== ytmnd ==
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Many Homestar Runner-related [http://ytmnd.com You're The Man Now, Dog] pages have been [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=homestar&x=0&y=0 created], such as [http://hatesomuch.ytmnd.com/ this one], which involves the [[Cheat Commandos]], [http://hr10versary.ytmnd.com/ this one] which is an anniversary site, [http://homestarspin.ytmnd.com/ this one], which includes a scene from [[dangeresque 3]], and [http://ytmnd.com/search?q=freakin+duck&x=0&y=0 these], which all reference [[Main Page 13]]. <s>[http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ OH NOOOOOOES!!! MISSINGNO!]</s>[http://web.archive.org/web/20060304101602/http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ (cache)] had one of the [[System Sounds]] looping.

== [[Wikipedia: Zero Punctuation|Zero Punctuation]] ==
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In the review of [[Wikipedia: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed|Star Wars: The Force Unleashed]], the text "Time Paradox'd" is displayed when Yahtzee describes Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker fighting each other. The reference is seen at 3:01 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed here].

==Zingtech==
The [http://www.zingtech.com/features/painting/ paintings] section of the website features an acrylic painting entitled [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|"Guy With a Big Knife"]].

[[Category:Sightings]]

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Pgj1997: uploaded a new version of "File:ebay homestar.png": Better quality image. Obtained by upscaling the animation.

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The House That Gave Sucky Treats

Pgj1997 — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 19:19:28 GMT

Pgj1997:

:''Not to be confused with [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].''
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[[Image:halloween2001.png|thumb|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"]]

All the characters come to ''your'' house to trick-or-treat! You get to pick one of three treats to give them in an interactive game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

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'''Places:''' [[The Halloween House]], [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date: ''' Saturday, October 27, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 4:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 10:33 (Combined) (Actual)

'''Page Title:''' Trick, then treat, then smell feet.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{spooky music plays}''

A Homestar Runner Cartoon

"The House That Gave Sucky Treats"

Voices by Matt Chapman & Missy Palmer

Written, Directed and Animated by Los Brothers Chaps

''{Homestar's head pops up slowly, then lightning flashes and thunder cracks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. This year, we're going to do things a little differently. ''{scary voice, eyes slanted menacingly}'' We're all coming to your house to trick or treeeeat! ''{normal face and voice}'' So just answer the door, pick a treat, and drag it on top of us. We'll do the rest. ''{Pause}'' Okay, bye!

=== Coach Z ===
''{Knocks in a rhythm.}''

====Intro====
:''{rapping}'' Doot-doo-doot-doo, an' I'll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on your shelf, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an "oach Z."

====Jujyfruits====
:Ooh, Jorjyfruits! Oh, I mean Jerjyfrorts. I mean, ''{straining}'' GEORGIE FRORGIE! ''{pause}'' George Foreman?

====Boston Baked Beans====
:Ya know, I once knew a fellow in Boston 'could tell ya the time of the day at any time of the day. Ya'd say, "Say there Boston, what's the time of day?" And he'd say, "10:30." And you'd look at him and say, "But Boston, it's half past noon!" And he'd look back at ya and say, "Well, those are the breaks."

====Cherry Clan====
:Da Cherry Clan. Are they related to the Wu-Tang Clan? 'Cause ya know, their first album was the ''BAERMB''! In fact, you don't have a copy of "The 36 Chambers" in there, do ya? 'Cause I'd love to listen to it right now! Ya mind if I come in?

=== The King Of Town ===
''{Rings the doorbell instead of knocking.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I'm horrible! ''{Strong Bad pokes his head out from the right of the screen and says, "You got that right." The Hornblower rides by on a stone wheel. The Knight is standing on the lawn.}''

====Butterscotch====
:Ooh, butterscotch! Would you mind melting those down and pouring them over a ham? ''{pulls out a [[ham]]}''

====Fun size Butterfinger====
:That's it?! Well, if you think that I'll accept this paltry treat just because it has "butter" in the name... well, you'd be right! Give it here!

====Stick of Butter====
:Ooh, a stick of butter! ''{noisily scarfs the stick of butter} {still with butter in his mouth}'' Trick or treat... Again? Please?? ''{swallows}''

=== Strong Mad and The Cheat ===
''{Bangs on door, creating yellow bursts.}''

====Intro====
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?

====Rock Candy====
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{staring at it, puzzled.}'' HALLOWEEN!

====Pop Rocks====
:''{The Cheat eats the Pop Rocks}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NO. NO! NOOO!!
:''{The Cheat takes a drink of cola}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squealing The Cheat noises, head explodes}''

====Rocks====
:''{Strong Mad eats the rocks, then bites off half of a can of cola. The Cheat's head inexplicably explodes.}''

=== Marzipan ===
''{Also rings the doorbell.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Hey, ho! Let's go! Hey, ho! Trick or treat!

====Candy Corn====
:''Candy'' corn?? Do you have any real corn? Or Indian corn?

====Rice Cakes====
:Hey, rice cakes! I like to eat them without water.

====Steak====
:Is this a joke? It's not funny. ''{Strong Bad, uncostumed, drops three more steaks into her bag with a grin on his face}''

=== The Poopsmith and Pom Pom ===
''{Knocks rapidly and softly.}''

{''They don't have an intro, as neither can really speak.''}

====Mary Jane====
:''{They look at each other, then The Poopsmith holds up a sign that says "Give us something good instead". Pom Pom laughs.}''

====Chick-O-Stick====
:''{The Poopsmith dunks it in a bucket labeled "dippin stuff", which looks suspiciously like [[whatsit]]. He offers it to Pom Pom, who shakes his head "no".}''

====Astropop====
:''{The Poopsmith shoots his gun at Pom Pom so it reflects off Pom Pom's "I ♥ Flint" button and his microphone and hits himself in the chest sensor. He falls off the side of the steps.}''

====Pumpkin====
:''{The "secret" music from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|Zelda]] video game series plays. The pumpkin is firmly lodged in The Poopsmith's mouth. When the door closes, a pixelated caption reads "YOU UNLOCKED A SECRET CHARACTER!"}''

=== Homsar ===
''{Knocks "[[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|Shave and a Haircut]]".}''

''{This is an Easter egg, only accessible if you give The Poopsmith or Pom Pom the pumpkin.}''

====Intro====
:I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!

====Shavin' Creem====
:YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!

====Black and Orange Taffy====
:''{singing}'' If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit...

====Wrench====
:Oh no, I think this is my favorite!

=== Strong Bad ===
:Open the freakin' door!

====Intro====
:Where in the world is my candy?

====Fun Size Butterfinger====
:Oh, a "fun size" candy bar? Tell me this: what's fun about eating less candy? Maybe if you gave me an entire bag of them it would be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this thing is smearing it all over your door when I leave. ''{If you choose this, the door is smeared with the Butterfinger when Strong Sad shows up.}''

====Marshmallow Bunny====
:Why you lazy crap for crap! All you've got is old freakin' Easter candy? This thing's rock hard, man! Well, you just made it onto my "People I gotta egg today" list. ''{He shows you the list:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#FFFF99;color:#000;width:25%">
People to egg 
(in no particular order) 
 
ronnie pudding 
 
king of town 
 
kewpie dan 
 
homestar 
 
you lazy crap for crap
</blockquote>

====Apple====
:What is ''this'' crap?!? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of ''hippie dentist''?

=== Strong Sad ===
''{Knocks softly.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I guess.

====Necco candy wafers====
:Oh, Necco Wafers. These remind me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year and nearly died...

====Baking Chocolate====
:''{a bit surprised and bounces slightly}'' Oh! Baking Chocolate! I used to eat this stuff when there was no chocolate in the house. And now, it's my only friend.

====Campbell's Soup====
:Oh. While I do appreciate the relevance of this, given my costume, I was kind of hoping for something that I wouldn't have to prepare. You know, like Necco Wafers or baking chocolate...

=== Bubs ===
''{Knocks in a funky rhythm, similar, but not identical, to Coach Z's.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Please, baby please, baby baby baby ''please''! Gimme some candy!

====Mallo Cup====
:''{singing}'' I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup.

====Dum-Dums====
:Oh! ''{singing}'' I'm such a big dum-diddy-dum-diddy-diddy-dum-dum...my.

====Bazooka Gum====
:I never understand the comics that come in this bubble gum. I mean, the first frame is some guy saying, ''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you}'' "Look out, the sky is falling!" And the second frame is some guy getting hit on the head with a rock ''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you again. The second frame is captioned "Fortune: The rock hit the guy in the sweater"}''. And I'm sitting there going, "What the heck just happened?", and before I know it, I swallowed my bubble gum!

=== Homestar Runner ===
''{Homestar continually knocks until you answer.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

====Smarties====
:All right, Smarties! Marzipan said to eat lots of these this year. I'm not really sure why she said that though. ''{Crickets chirp, record scratches when Homestar breaks the silence.}'' Umm... trick or treat!

====Circus Peanuts====
:''{Dances and "doots" ''[[Wikipedia:Entrance of the Gladiators|Entrance of the Gladiators]]'' (known to most as a circus theme). You close the door, but Homestar rings the doorbell, and when you answer, he is still dancing and singing.}''

====Handful of Change====
:''{sounding slightly disappointed and frequently pauses}'' Oh... a handful of change. I guess I can use this to go, um, buy some candy. So... thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process.

== Later that Night... ==

"'''Vote for your favorite costume!!'''" is written at the top. Everybody is standing around in their costumes. Run your cursor over each to see a caption (shown here in parentheses after the character's name). If you click on one to vote for, an email is started to ween@homestarrunner.com, with a different subject line and text for each character:

*The Poopsmith (Lazer Tag):
**Subject: Teddy Poopspin
**Text: I Choose YOU, Poopachu

*The King of Town (Hagar The Horrible):
**Subject: King of Town, Now Sit Down
**Text: I Choose YOU, Kingachu

*Strong Mad (The Fridge):
**Subject: Strong Madden Football 99
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Madchu

*Coach Z (Humpty Hump):
**Subject: 1 2 3 Coach Z
**Text: I Choose YOU, Coach Zchu

*Pom Pom (Michael Moore):
**Subject: Pom Pom for Prez
**Text: I Choose YOU, Pom Pomchu

*Bubs (Mars Blackman):
**Subject: Bubs has got it goin ON
**Text: I Choose YOU, Bubsachu

*Strong Bad (Carmen San Diego):
**Subject: Why do you keep dressing up as girls
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Badchu

*The Cheat (Punchy):
**Subject: How bout a nice Hawaiian Cheat
**Text: I Choose YOU, Cheatachu

*Homestar Runner (The Greatest American Hero):
**Subject: Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner
**Text: I Choose YOU, Homestarchu

*Homsar (Wimpy):
**Subject: Homsar Salad Sandwich
**Text: I Choose YOU, Homsarchu

*Marzipan (Joey Ramone):
**Subject: Marzipan is a Laugh Riot Grrl
**Text: I Choose YOU, Marzychu

*Strong Sad (Andy Warhol):
**Subject: A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Sadchu

=== The Discussion ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck! I'M CARMEN FREAKIN' SANDIEGO!!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like Cab Calloway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Poopsmith, that's the worst costume I ever saw. {laughing} I mean, you're ''Lazer Tag''? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product or is it more abstract than that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer Tag? Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a ''girl'' two years in a row.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh ho ho ho, you asked for it, King.

''{Strong Mad punches The King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' Did any of you guys go to that house that was givin' out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you guys go to that house where they let you into this big room and there's all these people wearing black hoods and they ask you these questions about life and existence and if you answer them wrong you get eternal damnation, but if you answer them right you get a Twizzler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No.

'''COACH Z:''' Nope.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No.

'''BUBS:''' Nope.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NO.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Never mind.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.

'''COACH Z:''' Say, Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove! A doo'rear, a doo'ri, a doo'rear, a doo'ri! ''{Grooves around a little}''

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have they voted yet? I really have to pee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and the Poopsmith's not smelling any rosier, either.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh! I've got an idea! Let's totally freak 'em out. ''Let's repeat the stuff we just saaaaid!''

''{loops back to the start of the discussion}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on the lightswitch (on the left side) will flick the switch on and off.
*When Pom Pom and the Poopsmith knock at your door, move the pumpkin that's sitting on your porch onto them to unlock Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]). Homsar will only appear in the final scene if you unlock him, though he doesn't say anything.
*When Strong Bad's egging list is up, click on "[[kewpie dan]]" to see a sketch of him. (Note: although this egg appears to be glitched, it was intended to open [[oldhr:kewpiedan.html|this page]] in a new window.)
*In the final scene when all of the characters are talking, you can roll over the skull, pumpkin and moon to see funny captions.
**Skull: Get offa me!
**Pumpkin: No costume. Just a pumpkin.
**Moon: Just pick a freakin' character already!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The length of this toon was originally listed as "?:??" on the Toons page, and now as 4 minutes.
**This is because one could sit there for hours on end doing ''no'' commands, and the length would be longer than 240 seconds.
*Marzipan's costume has a small hole in it and her pink flesh is visible beneath, giving further credence to the theory that her body is actually skirt-shaped.
*This is the first instance of [[The Cheat's head exploding]].
*The Bazooka Joe comic that is visible when giving Bubs Bazooka Joe Bubble [[Gum]] originally came from an idea The Brothers Chaps thought up for a possible weekly feature. It was never released until they showed it at the [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|March 1, 2005 NYU Talk]].
*This is the first toon to [[Appearances By All 12 Main Characters|feature all the]] [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:weirdedoutthecheat.PNG|thumb|"NO! NOO! NOOO!"]]
*Giving The Cheat and Strong Mad [[Wikipedia:Pop Rocks|pop rocks]] shows a rare glimpse of The Cheat's mouth open without his teeth being visible.
*Bubs's comment about the house that was giving out change suggests that he went back ten times (making a total of 11 trips) and made $35, implying that the inhabitant was giving out $3.18 per trick-or-treater, on average.
**By comparison, Homestar only receives about 32 cents in his handful of change.
*The only candy that shows up twice is the Fun Size [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]].
*Clicking "Back" leads to [[Main Page 7]], the Halloween Main Page.
*Strong Bad is seen during the King of Town's segment as well as in Marzipan's reaction to [[steak]], but he is not in costume in either one.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] didn't use the current style of animation on Strong Bad (his shadowed eyes), even though they used it in an earlier toon, [[A Mother's Day Message]].
*When The King of Town appears, Strong Bad has the new diamond but older eyes (he also has this design if you give the steak to Marzipan as her treat; he has it when he sneaks more steaks into her bag), and when he comes to the door, he is in his older style.
*All of the King of Town's treat options involve [[butter]], and all of Strong Mad and The Cheat's options involve rocks.
*In the beginning, when the shadows of the things are being thrown at the shadow of the tree, the two shadows overlap and make a darker shadow.
*The candy [[corn]] that is an option for Marzipan is not colored properly: Normal candy corn is orange in the middle and yellow on the bottom.

===Goofs===
*In the final scene where all of the characters are talking, Strong Bad's caption is misspelled: it should read "[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]]", not "Carmen San Diego".
**Bubs's caption is also misspelled as "Mars Blackman" instead of "Mars Blackmon".
*As Homestar talks in the first scene, the bottom outline on his cap moves. This is most visible when his face moves close to the viewer.
*When Strong Bad smears the Butterfinger bar on the door and Strong Sad shows up, the melted chocolate on the door disappears when the choices of candy show up.
*After Marzipan tells Strong Sad that he wasn't invited this year, her mouth stays slightly open until the loop starts over.
*After Strong Bad says that the Poopsmith isn't smelling any rosier, his mouth is more open than it is in the middle of the final scene, but it still opens a little wider when the loop starts over.

===Glitches===
*The light switch can be moved up and down, but it doesn't do anything. You can flip the switch even while the door is opened, and if you leave the light switch down, it will automatically go back up when the next person knocks.
*After Bubs says, "Gimme some candy!", the outline under his mouth nearly vanishes, and the shading of his 'MARS' chain also changes.
*When Homestar is introducing the toon, the line between his head and hat and his eyes seem to move very slightly up and down.
*In the Ruffle version, the pumpkin during the Poopsmith and Pom Pom's scene disappears, so the Homsar Easter egg cannot be activated.

===Inside References===
*The following are all references from the previous year's Halloween toon, [[Homestarloween Party]]:
**The music that plays when Homestar rises up at the start is the same one used when it was time for "Scary Flashlight Ghost Storytelling With a Flashlight".
**Stuffing the pumpkin into the Poopsmith's mouth is a reference to when he was seen bobbing for pumpkins and holding them in his mouth.
**Marzipan noting at the end that "I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year" refers to the fact that he had been uninvited by Marzipan the previous year.
**The King of Town's comment on Strong Bad dressing up as a girl for two years in a row refers to the previous Halloween toon where Strong Bad dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]].
***For two years in a row, Strong Bad also [[Cross-Dressing|dressed up]] as females named Carmen.
***Homestar once again [[I really like your costume|misidentifies Strong Bad's costume]].
*Bubs's line when you give him the [[Wikipedia:Dum Dum Pop|Dum-Dum Pop]] is a reference to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. ''(See also Real-World References.)''
*Strong Mad attempted almost the same prank greeting as in this toon on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]].
*Coach Z's rap is a reference to [[alcohol]].
*[[Loose coins]] show up twice in this cartoon: you can give Homestar a handful of change, and Bubs talks about going back to the house that was giving out change.
*[[Cricket noises]] can be heard when Homestar says he doesn't know why Marzipan said to eat lots of Smarties.
*Homsar's vote says [[Salad]] in the subject line.

===Real-World References===
*Coach Z raps a couple lines from {{w|Digital Underground}}'s song "The Humpty Dance", substituting his own name for Humpty Hump's. The rhythm he knocks on the door is the {{w|Amen Break}}. The drink he mentions, {{w|Hennessy}}, is a brand of cognac, or brandy. Another line from the song is quoted at the voting screen, when Coach Z tells Pom Pom to "check out this bass groove right here."
*Coach Z's line "those are the breaks" is likely a reference to rapper {{w|Kurtis Blow}}'s "{{w|The Breaks}}".
*If given the Cherry Clan, Coach Z references the {{w|Wu-Tang Clan}} and their first album, ''{{w|Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)}}''.
*The joke involving The Cheat consuming Pop Rocks and soda is a reference to [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.htm an urban legend] claiming that consuming Pop Rocks and soda causes one's stomach to explode.
*When you drag the pumpkin onto Pom Pom and the Poopsmith, the music that is played is from the [[The Legend of Zelda|''Legend of Zelda'' games]], usually when you unlock something (like blowing up a wall with a bomb, thus creating a door). The particular sound music they use in the toon is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]'', as the dungeon music can be heard after the sound plays.
*Ronnie Pudding, the first name on Strong Bad's list of houses to egg, is the name of [[Spinal Tap]]'s first bassist.
*Strong Bad greets you with "Where in the world is my candy?", a reference to the media franchise "{{w|Carmen Sandiego|Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?}}" from which his costume comes.
*Strong Sad's comment on receiving the {{w|Campbell Soup Company|Campbell's soup}} is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] (whom Strong Sad is dressed as) series of paintings ''{{w|Campbell's Soup Cans}}''.
*"Please baby, please baby, baby baby please" is a reference to Mars Blackmon's (whom Bubs is dressed up as) exact same line in ''[[imdb:tt0091939|She's Gotta Have It]]''.
*The skull's line at the end when you hold the mouse pointer over it ("Get offa me") is a quote from Murray, the Demonic Talking Skull from [[LucasArts]]' ''{{w|Monkey Island}}'' games.
*Homsar's greeting is a play on [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy's]] famous line, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
*Marzipan's intro is "Hey, ho! Let's go!" from the [[Ramones]]' 1976 hit, "{{w|Blitzkrieg Bop}}". Joey Ramone had died earlier in 2001.
*Homestar's greeting is sung to the tune of (and is a play on) "{{w|Theme from The Greatest American Hero (Believe It or Not)|Theme from ''The Greatest American Hero'' (Believe It or Not)}}", which is the theme song to {{w|The Greatest American Hero|the TV show}} his costume is from.
*{{w|Cab Calloway}} was a famous jazz bandleader and singer whose career spanned many years. Calloway was known for wearing large [[Wikipedia:Zoot suit|zoot suits]] for which Homestar likely mistook Carmen Sandiego's trenchcoat.
*Homestar saying Strong Bad's costume is the "[[Wikipedia:Spanish Inquisition|Spanish Inquisition]]" is a reference to a [[Monty Python]] [[Wikipedia:The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|sketch of the same name]] in which the Inquisitors wear similar red clothing.
*The Poopsmith holding up a sign due to his vow of silence is reminiscent of Wile E. Coyote of [[Looney Tunes]] fame.
*The "I choose YOU, <insert character name here>chu" is a reference to the [[Pokémon]] [[wikipedia:Pokémon (anime)|anime]], where the main character, [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]], has a similar famous line, "I choose YOU, Pikachu!"
*The subject line of the email when the Poopsmith is chosen for best costume, Teddy Poopspin, references {{w|Teddy Ruxpin}}, a popular toy from the '80s made by Worlds of Wonder, the same company that made Lazer Tag.
*If you choose the King of Town for best costume, the subject line of the email is "King of Town, Now Sit Down." This is a reference to [[Sierra]] Online's {{w|Quest for Glory}} (aka Hero's Quest), where the phrase "Hut of brown, now sit down" was used to gain access to Baba Yaga's magic hut.
*If you choose Strong Sad for best costume, the subject line of the email is "A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America." This is a reference to 1984 Presidential Candidate Walter Mondale's Campaign slogan, which was "A vote for Walter Mondale is a vote for America." Mondale lost the election to Ronald Reagan in a landslide, winning only his home state (Minnesota) and the District of Columbia.
*If you choose Marzipan for best costume, the subject is a play on the [[Wikipedia:Riot Grrrl|Riot Grrrl]] music scene.
*Giving Strong Mad and The Cheat the rocks may be a reference to the only Halloween treat [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]] receives in ''{{w|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown}}''.

*The "D" on the baseball cap worn by Pom Pom as part of his Michael Moore costume is the insignia for the {{w|Detroit Tigers}}.
*Bubs's line when you give him the [[Wikipedia:Dum Dum Pop|Dum-Dum Pop]] is a play on the line "dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum" from the children's book ''[[Special:Booksources/0679890483|Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb]]'' by Al Perkins. ''(See also Inside References.)''

===Fast Forward===
*"Cheatachu72" later became The Cheat's screen name in [[i she be]] and [[marzipan]].
*The music that was used as Homestar was rising would later be used in the Strong Bad Email [[theme park]] as background music for "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular".
*"Your house" was later reused in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] where you could, once again, choose Coach Z's and Bubs's treats (and Stinkoman's, too).
**Also, Strong Mad would wear Pom Pom's Detroit Tigers baseball cap as part of his [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]] costume.
*The phrase "Get offa me!" would later be said by a [[sticky note]] in the email [[vacation]].
*This toon started the [[Bubslegum Comics]].
*The jingle that Homsar sings when given candy sounds strangely like the jingle for the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], in [[candy product]].
*The 2005 Halloween toon, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like this Halloween toon.
*The result of the voting contest was finally revealed, 5 years after the toon's release, in [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*Bubs's door-knocking rhythm would become the same rhythm as used in Hip Hop Dance from [[New Boots]].
*The Cheat again fully opens his mouth in [[rough copy]].
*The "Why you lazy crap for crap!" quote that Strong Bad says later became a [[System Sound]] for an error.
*Homestar would later revisit his costume in [[Greatest American Homestar]], singing both a longer cut of his version of Believe It or Not and an excerpt of Entrance of the Gladiators. He is also juggling circus peanuts at the stinger, one of the treats you can give to him.

== DVD Version ==
*The title and opening credits scene has been moved to after the first scene.
*Homestar does not ask the viewer to drag the treats on top of them.
*The doors open on their own.
*Coach Z no longer says "George Foreman?" when given the Jujyfruits.
*The "unlocking" sound for Homsar is higher-pitched and cleaner. It is also much different than on the website.
*Homsar's lines for the shaving cream and wrench are inexplicably switched.
*Homsar's song about the black and orange taffy is more complete, rather than being cut off at the very start, as is the case on the website.
*Homsar appears in the ending whether he was unlocked or not.
*Marzipan adds "What's wrong with girls?" after Strong Mad punches The King of Town.
*Marzipan says "No" to Strong Sad's question just before Strong Sad replies.
*The sentence "Vote for your favorite costume!!" at the end is missing and Homestar does not ask if the viewer has voted yet.
*As Homestar starts the repetition of the end scene, the scene fades out and the toon ends. Specifically, it completely fades out as Homestar says, "The Spanish Inquisition?"
*If you wait too long without making a choice when Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are at the door, the Homsar scene is automatically unlocked.
**However, as a result, just like on the website, the pumpkin goes into the Poopsmith's mouth and you forgo the opportunity to give them a real treat.
*You no longer have the opportunity to see who is dressed up as who at the end, like you can on the website.
*When the toon is played in "Play All", the treats are automatically picked for you. Also, Homsar is automatically unlocked. The treats automatically picked are:
**'''Coach Z''': Boston Baked Beans
**'''The King of Town''': Stick of Butter
**'''The Cheat and Strong Mad''': Pop Rocks
**'''Marzipan''': Rice Cakes
**'''The Poopsmith and Pom Pom''': Chick-O-Stick
**'''Homsar''': Black and Orange Taffy
**'''Strong Bad''': Fun Size Butterfinger
**'''Strong Sad''': Baking Chocolate
**'''Bubs''': Mallo Cup
**'''Homestar Runner''': Circus Peanuts

== See also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]

== External Links ==
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[[Category:Halloween|House that Gave Sucky Treats, The]]
[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Sensitive to Bees

Pgj1997 — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 01:41:26 GMT

Pgj1997: Technically speaking, the entire song is in stereo.

[[Image:TheBee.PNG|thumb|''I'm'' da bee!]]
== Detailed Information ==
{{Track information|album = Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|track number = 13|length = 1 minute 54 seconds|artists = [[Marzipan]] (feat. [[Strong Bad]] and [[Homestar Runner]])|style =[[Wikipedia:Folk music|Folk]] |origin = Brand new song.|tabs=yes}}

== Lyrics ==
'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, do you want to hear my song? 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi! No! 
'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, here we go.

''{Marzipan starts playing [[Carol]]}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said no. ...Ooh, that sounds gorgeous.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' I'm very sensitive to birds 
'''STRONG BAD:''' What? 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' I'm very sensitive to trees 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Them falling on you? 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' I'm very sensitive to all these things 
But I'm especially sensitive to bees 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, ''I'm'' da bee!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Yeah, I really, really, really like bees 
'''STRONG BAD:''' I really, really think you're making this up as you go.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Have you ever walked outside? 
And noticed that they're really pretty cute? 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing simultaneously}'' And got run over by a big truck? 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' They like to fly around and eat your fruit 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, fruit and cute. Good rhyme! 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' But it's okay, 'cause they're cute 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ''cute'' and cute. That's even more advanced. 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Yeah, it's okay, 'cause they're cute 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Cute, ''cute'', and cute. You're the poet laureate of—

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' BUZZ! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what? 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Ouch! BUZZ! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing? 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Ouch! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! Ouch! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop that!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' I've heard some people say 
'''STRONG BAD:''' You should really quit playing this song. 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' That you can't count on a bee to pay 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, I ''will'' agree with that one. Got a good point there. 
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' And they won't look you in the eye 
And all they want to do is fly real high. 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing simultaneously, joining in}'' Doo doo doo doo doo doot doo really high 
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey guys!

'''MARZIPAN & STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' But ya gotta love 'em anyway! 
'''HOMESTAR:''' What are you doing? Are you guys singing a song? 
'''MARZIPAN & STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I don't care what they say anymore! 
''{Homestar joins in}'' 
'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' 'Cause I really, really do love bees! ('''HOMESTAR:''' trees!) 
'''STRONG BAD:''' True 
'''MARZIPAN:''' All together now! 
'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay! 
'''MARZIPAN & STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Yeah, I really, really, really like bees......ah. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing simultaneously}'' Yeah, I really, really like to play with trees! And ants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, don't tell anybody I sang along with you. 
'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' But you can tell them I did! 
'''MARZIPAN:''' No thanks!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Strong Bad and Homestar are hard panned, so when Strong Bad talks, his voice comes out of the left channel, and when Homestar talks, his voice comes out the right channel.
===Inside References===
*Strong Bad technically never was "[[Bees|Da Bee]]". It was [[The Goblin]] as seen in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Strong Bad sings about [[Getting Run Over|getting hit by a truck]].
*Homestar sings that he really likes to play with [[ants]].
===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan briefly shows her sensitivity to bees in [[Fall Float Parade]].

==External Links==
*[[songwhip:strong-bad/sensitive-to-bees|"Sensitive to Bees" on Songwhip]]

{{Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits}}

Jibblies Painting

Pgj1997 — Sun, 23 Jan 2022 00:42:42 GMT

Pgj1997: Again, please don't spread misinformation. To reiterate: Rainbow Ride, Hazy Maze Cave, Dire Dire Docks

[[Image:horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Come on in heeeeere."]]
The '''Jibblies Painting''' (also referred to as that '''horrible painting''') is a creepy painting of '''Rocoulm''' (possibly '''[[Integral Article|The]] Rocoulm''') — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's room]] since [[the Brothers Strong]] were little and always gives the [[characters]], especially Strong Bad, the [[jibblies]]. The Rocoulm somewhat resembles the [[Jhonka]], while his head bears a striking similarity to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green.

Whenever anyone encounters the painting, the Rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." While the painting is usually confined to Strong Mad's closet, it broke free on [[Jibblies 2|Halloween of 2007]] and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies, with the exception of [[Homsar]], who is apparently weird enough to give the painting itself a temporary case of the jibblies. [[Homestar Runner]], however, was clueless enough to accept the Rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the Jibblies Painting, where he learned that all the Rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. Homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition.

[[Image:Rocoulm inside.PNG|thumb|left|180px|"How's it going, maaaaan?"]]
[[File:come in and be in the thing.PNG|thumb|150px|The Jibblies Painting's [[Mr. Poofers]] appearance]]

Inside the Jibblies Painting is a very dark cave-like room with torches on the walls and a kitchen consisting of a urinal and a large sink (the Rocoulm mentions he plans to redo it). Homestar was seen entering through a sort of vortex on a wall; there appear to be no actual exits to the room. When characters enter the Jibblies Painting, they appear in a cartoony style reminiscent of [[Powered by The Cheat]] toons and their colors are dominated by [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]].

The Rocoulm's name was discovered when his catchphrase was featured as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. Before it was removed, the link to the Jibblies Painting in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file was "rocoulm". The demon's name was confirmed in [[Jibblies 2]], in which the name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card is "The Rocoulm".

The Jibblies Painting was also seen in [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is way more evil in pumpkin form. It was later seen in costume format in [[Fan Costumes '09]]. Strong Bad professes that the costume is too impressive to give him the jibblies (before succumbing to the jibblies upon seeing a child in a [[Coach Z]] costume). He may be married to [[the Goblin]], as revealed in [[Later That Night...]], despite Rocoulm's claim in [[Jibblies 2]] that the Goblin has "serious problems". In an [[Easter egg]] in [[Halloween Hijinks]], he tries to convince [[Mr. Poofers]] to come on in here, but ends up succumbing to his power. According to this toon, the painting is an oil-on-canvas painted by [[Old Man Rootbeer]], at least in the Mr. Poofers story world.

A Halloween [[puppet stuff|outdoor decoration]] of the Rocoulm appears in [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]. The animatronic's eyes light up and it plays [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3|the theme from Jibblies 2]] while speaking in creepy phrases that elicit the jibblies from its listeners. The painting itself does not appear in this incarnation.

==Fun Facts==
[[File:Puppet Rocoulm.png|thumb|150px|"I totally just ate your cat."]]
*The Rocoulm's catchphrase is identical to the phrase used to greet [[Mario]] on the first star of Big Boo's Haunt in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]''. Also, in the same game, the "worlds" were entered by stepping or jumping into paintings, like Homestar did.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[:Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Come on in heeeeere."|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:rocoulm.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Jibblies Painting

Pgj1997 — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 00:46:45 GMT

Pgj1997: You access Rainbow Ride by jumping in a hole. So, this is untrue. Please don't spread misinformation.

[[Image:horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Come on in heeeeere."]]
The '''Jibblies Painting''' (also referred to as that '''horrible painting''') is a creepy painting of '''Rocoulm''' (possibly '''[[Integral Article|The]] Rocoulm''') — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's room]] since [[the Brothers Strong]] were little and always gives the [[characters]], especially Strong Bad, the [[jibblies]]. The Rocoulm somewhat resembles the [[Jhonka]], while his head bears a striking similarity to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green.

Whenever anyone encounters the painting, the Rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." While the painting is usually confined to Strong Mad's closet, it broke free on [[Jibblies 2|Halloween of 2007]] and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies, with the exception of [[Homsar]], who is apparently weird enough to give the painting itself a temporary case of the jibblies. [[Homestar Runner]], however, was clueless enough to accept the Rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the Jibblies Painting, where he learned that all the Rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. Homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition.

[[Image:Rocoulm inside.PNG|thumb|left|180px|"How's it going, maaaaan?"]]
[[File:come in and be in the thing.PNG|thumb|150px|The Jibblies Painting's [[Mr. Poofers]] appearance]]
[[File:Puppet Rocoulm.png|thumb|150px|"I totally just ate your cat"]]

Inside the Jibblies Painting is a very dark cave-like room with torches on the walls and a kitchen consisting of a urinal and a large sink (the Rocoulm mentions he plans to redo it). Homestar was seen entering through a sort of vortex on a wall; there appear to be no actual exits to the room. When characters enter the Jibblies Painting, they appear in a cartoony style reminiscent of [[Powered by The Cheat]] toons and their colors are dominated by [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]].

The Rocoulm's name was discovered when his catchphrase was featured as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. Before it was removed, the link to the Jibblies Painting in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file was "rocoulm". The demon's name was confirmed in [[Jibblies 2]], in which the name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card is "The Rocoulm".

The Jibblies Painting was also seen in [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is way more evil in pumpkin form. It was later seen in costume format in [[Fan Costumes '09]]. Strong Bad professes that the costume is too impressive to give him the jibblies (before succumbing to the jibblies upon seeing a child in a [[Coach Z]] costume). He may be married to [[the Goblin]], as revealed in [[Later That Night...]], despite Rocoulm's claim in [[Jibblies 2]] that the Goblin has "serious problems". In an [[Easter egg]] in [[Halloween Hijinks]], he tries to convince [[Mr. Poofers]] to come on in here, but ends up succumbing to his power. According to this toon, the painting is an oil-on-canvas painted by [[Old Man Rootbeer]], at least in the Mr. Poofers story world.

A Halloween [[puppet stuff|outdoor decoration]] of the Rocoulm appears in [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]. The animatronic's eyes light up and it plays [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3|the theme from Jibblies 2]] while speaking in creepy phrases that elicit the jibblies from its listeners. The painting itself does not appear in this incarnation.

==Fun Facts==
*The Rocoulm's catchphrase is identical to the phrase used to greet [[Mario]] on the first star of Big Boo's Haunt in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]''. Also, in the same game, the "worlds" were entered by stepping or jumping into paintings, like Homestar did. Ironically, Big Boo's Haunt is not accessed this way.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[:Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Come on in heeeeere."|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:rocoulm.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

part-time job

Pgj1997 — Fri, 27 Aug 2021 01:19:02 GMT

Pgj1997: I definitely heard an "a", and not a "the"

{{sbenav}}
[[Image:sbemail121.PNG|thumb|"It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand!"]]

Strong Bad proves he does more than just check emails, by showing everyone his part-part-part-part-very part-time job!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}/[[Tragic Clown Dog]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}/[[Tito]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}} (silhouette only), [[Mrs. Bennedetto]], [[Videlectrix Guys]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Stages|The Stage]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 3, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:18

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==

''{As usual, Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy, checking his email. Judging from the view of the room we can see around the Lappy, however, he does not seem to be at his desk, as he usually would be.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: besides..</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you do anything besides checking emails? 
 
Sincerely, Hunter</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, getting angry in the process}'' Waudju- gighi- ikuh... What do you mean do I do anything else besides checking emails? ''{ends the sentence with a period}'' 'Course I freakin' do! I do everything! Always! ''{clears the screen}'' Nature walks, Meet N' Greets, Bus Chucker Club, The League of Me and The Cheat Ice Cream Socials. Shut up! I even have a part-part-part-part-very part-time job, to which I am currently 15 minutes late.

''{Cut to the lower area of Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad has apparently been checking this email under Marzipan's kitchen table. Homestar walks in, and is holding a tennis ball.}''

''{Strong Bad looks around in a panicked way.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is perfect! Just perfect! I couldn't be happier with my new invention! I'll call it...the Super Question Machine!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' I gotta try and sneak out of here without Homestar noticing me.

''{Homestar sets his tennis ball down on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gonna need a diversion of some kind...

''{The Cheat walks in, singing to himself, wearing a top hat entitled "Tito" and a bow tie, and holding a cane. Homestar turns around to look at him. The camera pans left. The Cheat begins doing a dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, wow! What a great new invention!

''{Strong Bad crawls out from under the table, and gives The Cheat the thumbs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, The Cheat!

''{He proceeds to crawl away, while The Cheat's still singing.}''

''{Cut to Bubs' empty concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly while peeking out from behind the black}'' Perfect! Bubs must be passed out on the floor again.

''{Strong Bad disappears behind the screen, and begins walking toward the Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Comin' in to work on time...

''{Bubs pops up from under the counter. Strong Bad lets out a short yell.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aha!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Yells, then stutters a little.}''

'''BUBS:''' Late again, Strong Bad. I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Quickly}'' But Mr. Bubs, I was just—

'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupts}'' Wastin' time with that email show of yours again. That mess'll never get you anywhere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes it will! You'll see! I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker!

'''BUBS:''' And I'm gonna be two times two. Now put on your uniform and ''{raising his left arm midway for directions}'' get to work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna be ''what''?

''{The screen fades out and resumes to Strong Bad wearing a combination of a sad clown and a hotdog costume in front of Bubs' stand. Strong Bad is holding a paper, and a stack of papers sits next to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Come on down to Bubs' and get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice of equal or lesser value.

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Work it, son, work it!

''{Strong Bad begins dancing and singing.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's it, that's it! Look out for Number 1!

''{Coach Z walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, it's a hot dog clown! What fun!

''{Pom Pom's silhouette merges in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, take a picture of me with the hot dog clown. It'll be classic!

''{Pom Pom bubbles, and takes out a camera. A huge flash is seen, and a camera shutter sound is heard. Coach Z falls over, leaning on Strong Bad.}

''{The camera zooms in to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{waves his arms up and down constantly}'' Pictures with the tragic clown dog ain't free! ''{points his right arm at Pom Pom and Coach Z}'' Fifty bucks! ''{back to waving arms}'' ''Sixty'' bucks! ''{back to pointing right arm}'' Get back here and let me confiscate yo film!

''{The camera zooms back out to the four of them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{running}'' Chorce, forsh! ''{He and Pom Pom run off screen. Bubs has his arms down and relaxed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand! Sign up now for giving us money!

'''BUBS:''' Now isn't this better than sitting at your desk answerin' emails?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually, I was sitting under a kitchen table this week and...uh oh! The Lappy's probably almost out of juice! I gotta get back and end this email! Uhh.. say Bubs, I'm gonna need now off. Is that cool?

'''BUBS:''' Is Strong Sad cool?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on!

'''BUBS:''' You know all my policies! I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, then, I quit.

'''BUBS:''' Fine! But don't even think about swiping that costume!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made ''me'' buy this costume, remember?

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Right. Well then pleasure doing business wit' ya.

''{Strong Bad runs off in the costume.}

''{We cut back to the kitchen, where The Cheat has fallen over, still singing, and Homestar is standing over him. Strong Bad, now without costume, crawls back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See, Hunter? I got all types of stuff going on. I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are. I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce—

''{The Lappy powers down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great. The battery ran out. I gotta figure out a way to end this email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

''{Cut to Mrs. Bennedetto. Strong Bad slaps a paper on it with some text and a picture of him grinning and showing off a beefy arm on it.}''

<blockquote>yeah buddy, 
i have muscles! 
 
ps: preeeeow</blockquote>

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on "Bus Chucker Club" to see a post-it of Strong Bad's member badge.
* At the end, click on "preeeeow" to make [[The Paper]] come down.
** Click on "preeeeow" again and The Paper magically vanishes and comes back down.
* Also at the end, you can click on the microwave's "Broast" button to see ''[[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite|Hundredaire Socialite]] [[Periodicals|magazine]]'', featuring "The Brains Behind [[Videlectrix]]."
* Click on the "Power" button at the end, to watch part of a play starring Strong Bad and Bubs.
:''{Cut to Bubs on [[Stages#Modern-Day Stage|the Stage]]. A [[playbill]] is displayed, reading:}''
{{playbill|Dreamaway Johnny|A picture of Strong Bad kneeling on stage|A Sweet 3-Acter Directed by Strong Bad Starring: Strong Bad and Buh-Hubs, man}}

:''{The pamphlet zooms out. Bubs is standing in front of a cut-out of his stand reading [[Mr. Legarm's Stand|MR LEGARM'S Bubs Stand]]. Strong Bad walks in.}''
:'''BUBS AS MR. LEGARM:''' Well look who decided to show up. Fifth time this week, Johnny.
:'''STRONG BAD AS JOHNNY:''' Oh I'm sorry Mr. Legarm. Honest I am! I just—
:'''MR. LEGARM:''' ''{interrupting}'' You just what? Lost track of time?
:'''JOHNNY:''' Yes sir. Only I wouldn't have to worry about that if I could just get the Johnny-Tron working.
:'''MR. LEGARM:''' You still wastin' time workin' on that time machine, Johnny? That's a pipe dream, son! Your future's here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to tend to.
:'''JOHNNY:''' You'll see. Someday... someday...
:''{Music starts, and a spotlight goes over to Strong Bad.}''
:'''JOHNNY:''' ''{singing}'' When all my dreams come...truuuuuuuuue!
:''{As he sings the word "true", the orchestra hits a climactic chord. The audience claps; the curtain closes.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*Bubs's flyers read:
<blockquote>GET YOU A FREE CUP OF 
ICE WITH PURCHASE OF 
DELUXE CUP OF ICE OF 
EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE. 
BUBS' CONCESSION STAND</blockquote>
*The clock on Mrs. Bennedetto is stuck on 9:48.
*This email is the first to show the back of the Lappy clearly. (It was obscured by Strong Bad's arm in [[animal]].)
*In the picture of himself that Strong Bad puts on Mrs. Bennedetto at the end of the email, his left hand does not have a boxing glove on it and you can see three fingers. This is the first time we have seen Strong Bad's fingers or hand without the boxing gloves on. Also, his mouth has teeth, instead of just a gap in his mask.
*This is the only email where you manually have to make The Paper come down at the end of it.
*This is the second time Bubs criticized Strong Bad about his "[[email show]]". The first time was in the email [[the process]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic!"

===Remarks===
*The only way Bubs will have to honor his offer of "a free cup of ice with purchase of a deluxe cup of ice of equal or lesser value" is if he gives a free deluxe cup with the purchase of another deluxe cup, since a deluxe version of an item would be of ''greater'' value than the normal version.
*When Strong Bad arrives late to work, he grabs the frame of the cartoon, yet another example of a [[fourth wall break]].
*Strong Bad also has an unspecified job at [[the office]].
*Hunter's question was effectively answered just 10 emails earlier, in [[other days]].
*According to its introduction in [[animal]], the Lappy has 5 minutes of battery life. This email is only [[Strong Bad Email By Length|3:18]] long, indicating that Strong Bad had likely powered his Lappy on before the email began, although the email does consist of several non-contiguous shots.
*If Mrs. Bennedetto's clock is correct, Strong Bad had to be at work by 9:30 AM.

===Goofs===
*You can also make the circles appear when the scene switches to the microwave at the end really quickly.
*When Strong Bad turns around, the teardrop on his hot dog clown suit switches sides.
**The hot dog clown may have a tear under each eye, because his nose is blocking the view.
[[Image:Hot Dog Arm Goof.PNG|thumb|Oops...]]
*When in the tragic clown dog costume, Strong Bad's arm sometimes peeks through the "shadow" in front of the arm hole on the costume.
*Despite his usual mercilessness on [[Strong Bad's Spelling|grammar and spelling]], Strong Bad omits a question mark in his first full sentence.
*When Strong Bad is under the stage light in the Easter egg, he doesn't have a shadow.
*You can still click on the Lappy's screen and make the waves appear even after the battery dies.
*When Bubs gets up to startle Strong Bad, you can see Bubs's arm and part of his middle section under the concession stand.

=== Glitches ===
*After watching the [[Dreamaway Johnny]] Easter egg, The Paper is down even if you haven't clicked on "preeeeow".

===Inside References===
*The ''Hundredaire Socialite Magazine'' Easter egg features the familiar faces of [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike and Matt Chapman]]; the photo is from [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*The Cheat wearing the top hat may be a reference to [[theme park]].
*"Buh-Hubs" was a filename in [[big white face]]. Bubs also said his name this way in [[lunch special]].
*"Hundredaire" was also used in the email "[[suntan]]".
*"[[Preeeeow]]" is what Strong Bad says in [[autobiography]] and [[haircut]], when attempting to prompt the printer to print out [[The Paper]]. It is the accepted [[onomatopoeia]] for The Paper's sound.
*The confused sounds Strong Bad makes at the beginning of the cartoon are almost identical to the ones he utters near the end of [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*When Strong Bad says, "I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are," he is referring to his description of [[Senor Cardgage]] in the email [[kind of cool]].
*The sound the Lappy makes when shutting down is the same sound from [[gimmicks]] (when the Tandy's display goes blank), [[caffeine]] (when Strong Sad snaps out of being caffeinated), and [[dangeresque 3]] (when Strong Bad changed the signature (john newell, on) to "john newell, off").
*The cup of ice is first referenced in [[no loafing]], as part of Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special.
*When Strong Bad sings "I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce—", it is in the same tune as the first Lappy [[scroll buttons song]] ("Scroll buttons and the Lappy together at last...").
*Strong Bad previously appeared as a hot dog in [[island]].
*The battery running out is a reference to the limited battery power of the Lappy mentioned in its debut (animal): "One Half of Ten Minutes".

===Real-World References===
*The Tragic Clown Dog's necktie bends upwards like [[Wikipedia:Dilbert|Dilbert]]'s.
*Homestar doesn't demonstrate how his Super Question Machine works (which is just a tennis ball), but it could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Magic 8-ball|Magic 8-ball]].
**It may also be a reference to the handheld version of the [[Wikipedia:20Q|20q]], a device that plays twenty questions and is about the size of a tennis ball.
*The pamphlet reading "Theater" in the Easter egg is a reference to the ubiquitous [[Wikipedia:Playbill|Playbill]] in Broadway shows.
*The name "Mr. Legarm" is probably a reference to the old saying of "... will cost you an arm and a leg", since Bubs is known to charge more for something than it is worth (such as when he charges $10 for severe pummelings in [[pom pom]]).
*Homestar's assessment of The Cheat's performance is similar to the tagline of the film ''The Neptune Factor'': "The most fantastic undersea odyssey ever filmed."

===Fast Forward===
*The Cheat later appears as Tito in [[more armies]], with [[Strong Mad]] as his "beautiful assistant".
*Strong Bad wears the tragic clown dog costume again in [[On Break]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The Easter egg involving The Paper is automatically enabled without having to press a button.
*The Bus Chucker Club egg has been disabled.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Coach Z]])

'''MIKE:''' Surprise me.

'''COACH Z:''' OK then, Mike. I'm—

'''MIKE:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! It's Coach Z!

'''COACH Z:''' I'm showing up to work! For once!

'''MIKE:''' It's about time.

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' It's the first time ''ever'' you've showed up for work, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' I don't like to come around you guys.

'''MIKE:''' Well, we—

'''COACH Z:''' So much.

'''MIKE:''' That's fine with us, too.

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' The feeling's mutual.

'''COACH Z:''' I heard that you didn't— You played basketball this morning and didn't take a shower.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who told you that?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh, a couple of DVDs came by my locker ''{pronounces it "lacker"}'' room.

'''MIKE:''' Your lacker room? Your lack of room?

'''COACH Z:''' No, it's the room I keep all my lacquer.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, your ''lacquer'' room—

'''COACH Z:''' My lacquer things.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK. Uh, oh you remind—

'''COACH Z:''' What's that thing Homestar's holding there?

'''MIKE:''' That's— It's the super question machine.

'''COACH Z:''' It reminds me of one of those—

'''MIKE:''' Tennis balls?

'''COACH Z:''' Sprots.

'''MIKE:''' ''{repeats it exactly in an attempt to mock}'' Sprots. Coach Z, what do you mean by sprot?

'''COACH Z:''' I ''{laughs, sounding more like Matt}'' I'm mispronouncing "Sports" Mike, I'll tell you the truth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' So now you're just, uh, switching letters around.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{whimpering}'' I just—

'''MIKE:''' You're not only adding 'R's to things, you're just switching letters around.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{still whimpering}'' It's true, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK.

'''COACH Z:''' Mork.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah...

'''COACH Z:''' Ir feer borld ''{meaning to say "I feel bad"}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's good...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{suddenly more serious}'' No, now listen, here! Because— when you talk about Bubs, you're talking about me. Because Bubs is a good guy and I'm worse.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You, uh— You make a good appearance in this email, though.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{reassured}'' I do. I remember showing up for work that day.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you— I think you were just passing through that day.

'''COACH Z:''' That clown!

'''MIKE:''' You like that clown—

'''COACH Z:''' That clown really knows how to work a fella.

'''MIKE:''' ''{dumbfounded}'' What do you mean? ''{laughs}''

'''COACH Z:''' You know. Give him— make him—

'''MIKE:''' A charlie horse, maybe?

'''COACH Z:''' Make him laugh. Yeah, give 'em—

'''MIKE:''' Look! Look at that guy!

'''COACH Z:''' —a real chuckle charlie horse. ''{pause}'' Oh, look. Yeah, take a—

'''MIKE:''' Do you have this picture somewhere?

'''COACH Z:''' I do—

'''MIKE:''' Framed, maybe?

'''COACH Z:''' I framed it and I put it in my lacquer room.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is there a lack of room in your lacquer room?

'''COACH Z:''' There is.

'''MIKE:''' Is it full of lacq— Is it because it's a smaller room or because it's full of lacquer?

'''COACH Z:''' It's because it's a— it's a microwave.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' How many, uh, cans of lacquer can you fit in there?

'''COACH Z:''' About five.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, OK. So you just got like pint-sized cans—

'''COACH Z:''' Don't turn that thing on, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' No?

'''COACH Z:''' I tell you what.

'''MIKE:''' What happens?

'''COACH Z:''' You don't have a lacquer room no more.

'''MIKE:''' They'll usually take that back.

'''COACH Z:''' Pardon?

'''MIKE:''' They'll take it back. The lacquer rooms. If you break 'em.

'''COACH Z:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you can take it to the store. They'll get you a new one.

'''COACH Z:''' That's pretty good then.

'''MIKE:''' Warranty. Yeah. ''{long pause}'' What else you got there, Coach Z?

'''COACH Z:''' That's it!

'''MIKE:''' You're done?

'''COACH Z:''' Mm-hm.

'''MIKE:''' You're not gonna even show up for a full day's work here. You're petering out halfway through the email—

'''COACH Z:''' Hey look. I had lunch, went back to my desk, and I'm zoning out.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''COACH Z:''' I'm just gonna get on Instant Messager and tell the boss.

'''MIKE:''' Is it Instant ''Messenger'' or ''Messager''? I've always been confused.

'''COACH Z:''' Messen—

'''MIKE:''' Messenger?

'''COACH Z:''' I think so.

'''MIKE:''' Um, K. 'Cause it could be "Messager," too. ''{pause}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{suddenly and quickly}'' Look, a lacquer room!

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Pgj1997 — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:05:26 GMT

Pgj1997: Cringy and outdated.

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Jibblies Painting

Pgj1997 — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 17:19:39 GMT

Pgj1997: Not ture. Shifting Sand Lands, Tick Tock Clock, Rainbow Ride, Hazy Maze Cave, and Dire Dire Docks are not accessed that way either,

[[Image:horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Come on in heeeeere."]]
The '''Jibblies Painting''' (also referred to as that '''horrible painting''') is a creepy painting of '''Rocoulm''' (possibly '''[[Integral Article|The]] Rocoulm''') — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's room]] since [[the Brothers Strong]] were little and always gives the [[characters]], especially Strong Bad, the [[jibblies]]. The Rocoulm somewhat resembles the [[Jhonka]], while his head bears a striking similarity to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green.

Whenever anyone encounters the painting, the Rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." While the painting is usually confined to Strong Mad's closet, it broke free on [[Jibblies 2|Halloween of 2007]] and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies, with the exception of [[Homsar]], who is apparently weird enough to give the painting itself a temporary case of the jibblies. [[Homestar Runner]], however, was clueless enough to accept the Rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the Jibblies Painting, where he learned that all the Rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. Homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition.

[[Image:Rocoulm inside.PNG|thumb|left|180px|"How's it going, maaaaan?"]]

Inside the Jibblies Painting is a very dark cave-like room with torches on the walls and a kitchen consisting of a urinal and a large sink (the Rocoulm mentions he plans to redo it). Homestar was seen entering through a sort of vortex on a wall; there appear to be no actual exits to the room. When characters enter the Jibblies Painting, they appear in a cartoony style reminiscent of [[Powered by The Cheat]] toons and their colors are dominated by [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]].

The Rocoulm's name was discovered when his catchphrase was featured as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. Before it was removed, the link to the Jibblies Painting in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file was "rocoulm". The demon's name was confirmed in [[Jibblies 2]], in which the name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card is "The Rocoulm".

The Jibblies Painting was also seen in [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is ''way'' more evil in pumpkin form. It was later seen in costume format in [[Fan Costumes '09]]. Strong Bad professes that the costume is too impressive to give him the jibblies (before succumbing to the jibblies upon seeing a child in a [[Coach Z]] costume). He may be married to [[the Goblin]], as revealed in [[Later That Night...]], despite Rocoulm's claim in [[Jibblies 2]] that the Goblin has "serious problems".

==Fun Facts==
*The Rocoulm's catchphrase is identical to the phrase used to greet [[Mario]] on the first star of Big Boo's Haunt in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]''. Also, in the same game, the "worlds" were entered by stepping or jumping into paintings, like Homestar did. Ironically, Big Boo's Haunt is not accessed this way.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[:Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
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Help:Strong Bad Email

Pgj1997 — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 16:59:53 GMT

Pgj1997: Oops

'''Here's how to create a Strong Bad Email blockquote:'''__NOTOC__

==Coding the Blockquote==
To create the blockquote, you'll need the ''<nowiki><blockquote></nowiki>'' tag. To make the blockquote look like a Strong Bad Email, you'll need the ''class'' attribute:

<pre><blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">Your SBemail text</blockquote></pre>

You'll need to know the six different attributes values, the words that go where ''(Your SBemail style)'' is, to customize the blockquote:

*'''tandy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Tandy 400]].
*'''compy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Compy 386]].
*'''lappy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Lappy 486]] and [[Lappier]].
*'''short tandy email''' - The same functions as '''tandy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short compy email''' - The same functions as '''compy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short lappy email''' - The same functions as '''lappy email''', but with a fixed height.
* The Compé does not use a blockquote format, Instead, the text in question should be put in between <nowiki>{{compeemail}}</nowiki> and <nowiki>{{compeemailend}}</nowiki>.
''Note: Hence their names, the short versions of each blockquote should only be used for exceptionally short emails.''

The blue subject bar above each Lappy 486 email can be rendered into your blockquote using the ''<nowiki><div></nowiki>'' tag inside the email:

<pre>
<blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">
<div>(Your subject text)</div>
Your SBemail text
</blockquote>
</pre>

==Examples==

===Tandy 400===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="tandy email">

Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compy 386===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="compy email">strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Lappy 486===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compé===
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Lappier===
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear SB, 
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the 
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on 
camera? 
Woefully yours, 
Kristian WithaK
</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear SB, 
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the 
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on 
camera? 
Woefully yours, 
Kristian WithaK
</blockquote>
</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
[[Category:Help|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Help:Strong Bad Email

Pgj1997 — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 16:59:33 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Examples */ Surprised no one's added this yet

'''Here's how to create a Strong Bad Email blockquote:'''__NOTOC__

==Coding the Blockquote==
To create the blockquote, you'll need the ''<nowiki><blockquote></nowiki>'' tag. To make the blockquote look like a Strong Bad Email, you'll need the ''class'' attribute:

<pre><blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">Your SBemail text</blockquote></pre>

You'll need to know the six different attributes values, the words that go where ''(Your SBemail style)'' is, to customize the blockquote:

*'''tandy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Tandy 400]].
*'''compy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Compy 386]].
*'''lappy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Lappy 486]] and [[Lappier]].
*'''short tandy email''' - The same functions as '''tandy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short compy email''' - The same functions as '''compy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short lappy email''' - The same functions as '''lappy email''', but with a fixed height.
* The Compé does not use a blockquote format, Instead, the text in question should be put in between <nowiki>{{compeemail}}</nowiki> and <nowiki>{{compeemailend}}</nowiki>.
''Note: Hence their names, the short versions of each blockquote should only be used for exceptionally short emails.''

The blue subject bar above each Lappy 486 email can be rendered into your blockquote using the ''<nowiki><div></nowiki>'' tag inside the email:

<pre>
<blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">
<div>(Your subject text)</div>
Your SBemail text
</blockquote>
</pre>

==Examples==

===Tandy 400===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="tandy email">

Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compy 386===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="compy email">strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Lappy 486===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compé===
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

==Lappier==
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear SB, 
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the 
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on 
camera? 
Woefully yours, 
Kristian WithaK
</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear SB, 
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the 
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on 
camera? 
Woefully yours, 
Kristian WithaK
</blockquote>
</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
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Help:Strong Bad Email

Pgj1997 — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 00:47:59 GMT

Pgj1997:

trevor the vampire

Pgj1997 — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 20:02:49 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Fun Facts */

{{sbenav|10}}

[[Image:sbemail10.PNG|thumb|"Oh Trevor, I pine for you."]]

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the [[Wikipedia:Vampire|vampire]]), showing just how truly fragile he is.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 21, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:06

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden 
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach 
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a 
vampire and</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f ''{stops typing}'' Oh no, I get it. ''{sadly}'' THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.

''{Fade to black. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.

''{He turns around and presses a button on a remote control. Static cut to the Tandy showing Trevor's email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?

''{He turns around and clicks the remote again. Static cut back to the Tandy, email still on screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' I am a vampire and... ''{typing}'' And what? That's it?

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor. ''{leaves quickly}''

''{Fade to the Tandy, which displays the following message:}''

<blockquote class="short tandy email" style="background-image:none; text-align:center"> 
In Memoriam 
-Trevor-</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm gonna miss you, bro.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first email featuring Strong Bad's [[spaceship]] obsession, continued in [[credit card]], [[CGNU]], [[space program]], [[Drive-Thru]], and most recently in [[Career Day]].
*This was the oldest email ever to become a [[Podstar Runner]] podcast. The summary read, "Strong Bad gets an email from a vampire and realizes the horrible truth. Short but classic action!"

===Goofs===
*When the camera cuts away from the Tandy, the contrast buttons are still clickable (though not visible), and only in the last cutaway will they affect the Tandy's display when clicked on.
*When Strong Bad shakes his head, his mask extends beyond his head on the left side.

===Inside References===
*The remote control Strong Bad uses is the same remote used with the [[Telebision]].
*This email contains an allusion to [[swears|swearing]].
*This is the first time Strong Bad [[pining|pines]] for someone.

===Real World References===
* Strong Bad's remark of "Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart!" is a reference to the 1973 movie adaptation of [[Wikipedia:Bram Stoker's Dracula (1973 film)|Bram Stoker's Dracula]], where a number of vampires are killed with wooden stakes through thier hearts (Dracula himself was killed with a metal spear).

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad's opening line, "I'm totally checking my email. Total, man," is similar to "I'm totally in this hand. Total, man." from [[Poker Night At The Inventory]].

==DVD Version==
*Unlike other DVD versions of emails, the back button appears then disappears just before this email ends.
{{c|email=true}} This commentary is only available on the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]].

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is another one I can't watch!

'''MIKE:''' Uhm...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I just can't watch it! I'm outta here!

'''MIKE:''' No! Oh... ''{the door opens and closes}'' well, that's fine. I'll do it by myself. Um... do I really have to do it by myself?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw,—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, okay.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —I didn't really leave, I just opened and closed the door with my mouth. I went rrree!—rrr!—click-click—badonk—klrrr—doorknob!—cla-clunk. 

'''MIKE:''' Why'd you—why did you ''say'' "doorknob" in the middle of that sound effect?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's to... say the sound.

''{the Strong Bad onscreen has just typed "what the f"}''

'''MIKE:''' What were you about to type there?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... you know... what the...''{singing}'' fireplace in the ''{perhaps garbling the word "magic"}'' mangic place! ''{Mike laughs}'' Fireplace in the mangic place. It's the new song from Strong Bad ''{Mike laughs a bit harder}'' for this commentary! Oh, that was the remote control...''{Mike laughs}'' from that old VCR we had!

'''MIKE:''' ''{stifles a laugh}'' Yes. I remember that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking}'' Man, I was doing clip shows... of clip shows of clip shows... before there was clip shows.

'''MIKE:''' ''{as the paper comes down}'' It's over.

===Fun Facts===
*Strong Bad's first line seems to imply that this commentary was recorded shortly after the commentary for [[sisters]].

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|sbemail10|youtube=mUj88_aPNkg}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

gimmicks

Pgj1997 — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 20:15:53 GMT

Pgj1997: It's a cathode ray tube, given my knowledge about computers.

{{sbenav|33}}

[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|This does not look good for Strong Bad.]]

The beginning of the end of the [[Tandy 400]]: Mike W. misses the days when Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then, the computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Strong Bad's Computers Exploding|explodes]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 24, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:16

'''Page Title:''' TANDY 400!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you remember when you would answer emails and 
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss 
those days. 
 
With a lot of crap, 
 
Mike W 
Everett, MA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces MA as "ma".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yep. I remember those days, Mike. Those were good days... ''{sniffs}'' good days. ''{The email shrinks to the center of the screen with a powering-down noise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mutters}'' What the... crap? ''{the monitor sparks sharply}'' Whoa! Whgjht?

''{silence}''

''{The Tandy spontaneously explodes, covering Strong Bad's head and face in soot and ash. The force of the explosion propels him from his stool and sends him flying across the room, screaming the whole way until he breaks through the wall into Strong Sad's bedroom. He groans and opens his eyes and sees Strong Sad standing above him, upside-down.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, geez! Are you okay?

''{Strong Bad stands up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What, yeah, no, I'm fine! ''{brushes burnt wrestling mask parts backwards}'' Nothing happened; I'm fine!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did your terrible computer explode?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow, like, nine hundred dollars.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for, like... ''{chuckling}'' fifteen dollars.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said shut up! ''{sulkily}'' I ''liked'' that computer.

''{Strong Bad crawls through the hole in the wall back to his room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I hope some of that money's for buying me a new poster. You don't seem too broken up about that.

''{Cut to what's left of the Tandy 400. The back button is still on the screen, but shakes and fluctuates constantly. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*At the end of the email, click on the contrast buttons to make the broken monitor spark and flash.
**Pressing the left contrast button causes the broken cathode ray tube to flash bright white.
**Pressing the right contrast button causes the green wire to jump and spark.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===

*This is the first instance of [[Strong Bad's computer malfunctioning]].
*This email marks the first appearance of Strong Sad's new mouth movement style.

===Remarks===
*If the Flash file is paused during the explosion, it can be seen that the "explosion" is just glass shards overlapped on the screen.
*As Strong Bad flies across the room, he passes the same door and window several times. Repeating backgrounds are common in low-budget animation.
*When Strong Bad is talking to Strong Sad, Strong Bad's mouth is unusually small.
*When Strong Sad is seen upside-down, he appears to be angry.
*The spinning fan inside the exploded Tandy at the end doesn't seem to be attached to anything else, and is just floating in midair.
*Most computers need fans, but gears of the size shown are never found in a home computer. This is likely a joke referring to [[Strong Bad's Technology|Strong Bad's taste for old computers]].
*As of [[sisters]], the Tandy's exploded screen is shown as if it was never shattered, but instead it is shown as slightly cracked.
*It is unusual for the back link to be on the screen, as the [[Wikipedia:Cathode ray tube|picture tube]] of the Tandy is facing the table and most likely broken.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Tandy 400 Exploding.png|thumb| Misplaced head and glass shards.]]
*When you click the left contrast button at the end of the email, the rainbow star logo disappears until the animation is done, along with the word "Contrast".
**As well, the contrast buttons, the back link and a glass shard from the Tandy's monitor remain on top of the flash of light.
***However, in the DVD version, these goofs had been fixed.
*When the Tandy explodes, Strong Bad's reflection is incorrect. It is located at the top of the computer screen, at the same angle as the computer.
*When Strong Bad is flying through the air and crashes into the wall, the bottom-left corner of Strong Sad's room's wall protrudes more than it should where it meets the floor.
*As Strong Bad is flying, the last object in the background is a door. When he is in Strong Sad's room, the last object before the wall is a window.
*When Strong Bad wakes up in Strong Sad's room, he brushes off a piece of rubble which later disappears.
*After Strong Bad lands from the computer explosion, his mouth moves in an odd, overlapping way.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad receives another email signed with the word [[Crapfully Yours|crap]]; this is the last time he reads such a signature without expressing his displeasure at it.
*As this is Strong Bad Email 33, the phrase "Super Great" (said twice) at the beginning could be a reference to [[butt IQ]], the third email, in which Strong Bad states that "on a scale of 1 to awesome, [he is] 'Super Great'."

===Fast Forward===
*The Tandy's [[explosion]] and Strong Bad's flying backward were featured in in [[personal favorites]], as well as the explosions montage in [[hremail3184]].

==DVD and YouTube Versions==

*Instead of clicking on the contrast buttons to make pieces of the computer short-circuit/explode, the malfunctions happen without user interaction.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|33|youtube=1rQX6e-WGsk}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0

Pgj1997 — Thu, 19 Oct 2017 20:44:24 GMT

Pgj1997:

{{mamnav|7|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0}}

[[Image:marzipan answer7.png|thumb|Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!]]

Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 31, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooo! OoOoo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message...this is Marzipan. ''{beep}''

=== Message 5 ===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya.

=== Message 4 ===
'''BUBS:''' Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.

=== Message 3 ===
'''HOMSAR:''' ''{crazy wailing}'' AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr.

=== Message 2 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Trick or Treat! ''{pause}'' Marzipan?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! ''{attempting ominous voice}'' Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. ''{thump, thump, thump, crash} {normal voice}'' Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.

=== Message 1 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in ''no way'' been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, ''no one at all'' will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.

== Easter Eggs ==
*After the final message, click on the tape deck.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black ''{stops singing, pauses}'' ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*This toon was released on the same day as the Strong Bad Email [[ghosts]].
*This is the first Answering Machine to have any Easter eggs.
===Inside References===
*After singing ''[[Wikipedia:Back in Black (song)|Back in Black]]'' in the Easter egg, Homestar says he likes "that guy's little schoolboy outfit". This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] of [[AC/DC]]. Homestar showed his love for that outfit by wearing it as his costume in the [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], released two days prior. "Back in Black" is also an AC/DC song.
*Safety Dan is a reference to [[Dan]], a running gag.
*Homestar leaves a message ending with "Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you", which is part of Marzipan's outgoing message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad tells Marzipan "to wear all black... and dye your hair black". Marzipan dresses up this way when portraying [[Sultry Buttons]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|answer7}}

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine | 07]]
[[Category:Halloween]]

Jibblies Painting

Pgj1997 — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 20:35:06 GMT

Pgj1997: undid revision 770412; no, it isn't. If we're going by that logic, Rainbow Ride, Hazy Maze Cave, and Dire Dire Docks still fit that description

[[Image:horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Come on in heeeeere."]]
The '''Jibblies Painting''' (also referred to as that '''horrible painting''') is a creepy painting of '''Rocoulm''' (possibly '''[[Integral Article|The]] Rocoulm''') — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's room]] since [[the Brothers Strong]] were little and always gives the [[characters]], especially Strong Bad, the [[jibblies]]. The Rocoulm somewhat resembles the [[Jhonka]], while his head bears a striking similarity to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green.

Whenever anyone encounters the painting, the Rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." While the painting is usually confined to Strong Mad's closet, it broke free on [[Jibblies 2|Halloween of 2007]] and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies. [[Homestar Runner]], however, was clueless enough to accept the Rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the Jibblies Painting, where he learned that all the Rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. Homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition. [[Homsar]] is apparently weird enough to give the painting the jibblies.

[[Image:Rocoulm inside.PNG|thumb|left|180px|"How's it going, maaaaan?"]]

Inside the Jibblies Painting is a very dark cave-like room with torches on the walls and a kitchen consisting of a urinal and a large sink (the Rocoulm mentions he plans to redo it). Homestar was seen entering through a sort of vortex on a wall; there appear to be no actual exits to the room. When characters enter the Jibblies Painting, they appear in a cartoony style reminiscent of [[Powered by The Cheat]] toons and their colors are dominated by [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]].

The Rocoulm's name was discovered when his catchphrase was featured as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. Before it was removed, the link to the Jibblies Painting in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file was "rocoulm". The demon's name was confirmed in [[Jibblies 2]], in which the name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card is "The Rocoulm".

The Jibblies Painting was also seen in [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is ''way'' more evil in pumpkin form. It was later seen in costume format in [[Fan Costumes '09]]. Strong Bad professes that the costume is too impressive to give him the jibblies (before succumbing to the jibblies upon seeing a child in a [[Coach Z]] costume). He may be married to [[the Goblin]], as revealed in [[Later That Night...]], despite Rocoulm's claim in [[Jibblies 2]] that the Goblin has "serious problems".

==Fun Facts==
*The Rocoulm's catchphrase is identical to the phrase used to greet [[Mario]] on the first star of Big Boo's Haunt in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]''. Also, in the same game, the "worlds" were entered by stepping or jumping into paintings, like Homestar did. Ironically, Big Boo's Haunt is not accessed this way.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[:Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Come on in heeeeere."|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:rocoulm.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Items]]
[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Jibblies Painting

Pgj1997 — Sat, 07 Oct 2017 23:18:52 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Fun Facts */ Shifting Sand Lands, Tick Tock Clock, Rainbow Ride, Hazy Maze Cave, Dire Dire Docks

[[Image:horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"Come on in heeeeere."]]
The '''Jibblies Painting''' (also referred to as that '''horrible painting''') is a creepy painting of '''Rocoulm''' (possibly '''[[Integral Article|The]] Rocoulm''') — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's room]] since [[the Brothers Strong]] were little and always gives the [[characters]], especially Strong Bad, the [[jibblies]]. The Rocoulm somewhat resembles the [[Jhonka]], while his head bears a striking similarity to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green.

Whenever anyone encounters the painting, the Rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." While the painting is usually confined to Strong Mad's closet, it broke free on [[Jibblies 2|Halloween of 2007]] and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies. [[Homestar Runner]], however, was clueless enough to accept the Rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the Jibblies Painting, where he learned that all the Rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. Homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition. [[Homsar]] is apparently weird enough to give the painting the jibblies.

[[Image:Rocoulm inside.PNG|thumb|left|180px|"How's it going, maaaaan?"]]

Inside the Jibblies Painting is a very dark cave-like room with torches on the walls and a kitchen consisting of a urinal and a large sink (the Rocoulm mentions he plans to redo it). Homestar was seen entering through a sort of vortex on a wall; there appear to be no actual exits to the room. When characters enter the Jibblies Painting, they appear in a cartoony style reminiscent of [[Powered by The Cheat]] toons and their colors are dominated by [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]].

The Rocoulm's name was discovered when his catchphrase was featured as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. Before it was removed, the link to the Jibblies Painting in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file was "rocoulm". The demon's name was confirmed in [[Jibblies 2]], in which the name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card is "The Rocoulm".

The Jibblies Painting was also seen in [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is ''way'' more evil in pumpkin form. It was later seen in costume format in [[Fan Costumes '09]]. Strong Bad professes that the costume is too impressive to give him the jibblies (before succumbing to the jibblies upon seeing a child in a [[Coach Z]] costume). He may be married to [[the Goblin]], as revealed in [[Later That Night...]], despite Rocoulm's claim in [[Jibblies 2]] that the Goblin has "serious problems".

==Fun Facts==
*The Rocoulm's catchphrase is identical to the phrase used to greet [[Mario]] on the first star of Big Boo's Haunt in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]''. Also, in the same game, the "worlds" were entered by stepping or jumping into paintings, like Homestar did. Ironically, Big Boo's Haunt is not accessed this way.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[:Category:Jibblies Painting Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Come on in heeeeere."|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:rocoulm.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Items]]
[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Squintmojis

Pgj1997 — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 21:54:29 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Explanations */ redundant

{{toonnav|Shorts|squintmoji|Strong Bad Classics!|Characters from Yonder Website}}

[[File:Squintmojis.png|thumb|"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"]]
Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg) {{film|Strong Mad}} (YouTube version only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 28, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Slightest Impression Guaranteed!

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you tired of people using ''{Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters}'' -moji as a legitimate suffix?

''{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Neith-moji are we -moji!

''{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese rice cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!

''{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich is one sez 'jorb'?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...

''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''

''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and squint those eyes up!

''{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, more anticipatory}'' More...

''{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, angrily}'' More!

''{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, laughing}'' There we go!

''{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Indistinguishable!

''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' "Hey, that's Homestar Runner".

''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 1:''' That's a great story!

''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''

''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!

''{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}''

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"

''{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.

'''GENERIC ANNOUNCER 2:''' Suh— somebody's already used that, right? ''{the music cuts out}'' We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Homestar squintmoji at the end for an extra scene.
:''{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of the Field as "[[Intro|Everybody! Everybody!]]" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Moji-pan!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*This toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Emoji|emojis]], pictograms used in modern web applications.

===Trivia===
*Starting from this toon, Strong Bad has a new mouth for when his normal mouth is very short.

===Remarks===
*This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] for a few days, until it was added to Shorts on August 31st, 2017, the same day [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] was added to Big Toons.
*In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted.

===Goofs===
[[File:CoachZTyped.png|thumb|That almost looks like Coach Z!]]
*In the Flash version, parts of the actual Coach Z are typed in on the smartphone instead of emojis. This goof was not present until the "Original"/"Squintmo'" goof was fixed, and is not the case in the YouTube version.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally, on the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z was labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z was labelled "Squintmo'". This was fixed by swapping the position of the original image and the Squintmoji image, though the goof can still be seen in the YouTube version.

===Inside References===
*The message about Coach Z uses [[Internet slang]]. Additionally, the mention of Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references [[A Jorb Well Done]].
*Homestar's account of using a squintmoji reflects the "summer talk" he uses in [[The Baloneyman]].
**The disclaimer during this account reads "actual talk-say", an instance of [[Noun-Verb|using a verb after a noun in quick succession]].
*At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a [[cheese]], which The Cheat was previously compared to in [[huttah!]] and [[Date Nite]].

===Fast Forward===
*Following the release of this toon, squintmojis of [[Squintmoji Character Variations|numerous other characters]] have been shown on [[@StrongBadActual]].
*"Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks", shown in the [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube autoplay thumbnail]], was released on [[Instagram]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|thumb|"WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?"]]
*The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
*Once again, there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20110708100736/http://www.brotherschaps.com/?p=6 blogged about collecting wind-up drink toys in 2010].

==See Also==
*[[Squintmoji Character Variations]] for information about which symbols make up the characters.

==External Links==
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Jibblies 2

Pgj1997 — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 21:53:16 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Transcript */ Why is this italisized?

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween07|Decemberween Short Shorts|Fan Costumes '07}}
[[Image:Jibblies 2 Rocoulm Pom Pom Strong Sad.png|thumb|"Come on in heeeeere."]]

The [[Jibblies Painting]] wreaks havoc on the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Jibblies Painting}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Bar]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]]

'''Date:''' Monday, October 29, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 6:44

'''Page Title:''' Buy a bag, go home in a box!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Mad stands in front of a mirror labeled "Man of the Year" and "TIME", and places a Russian hat on his head while grunting contentedly. He becomes confused and turns away from the mirror.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!

''{Foreboding music starts to play as Strong Mad walks to and opens the closet.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere.

''{A swirling green mist exits the the painting and makes contact with Strong Mad's eyes}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' AUGH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

''{Title appears: "Jibblies 2", "an incredibly scary halloween-type cartoon", "made by the same people who always make these cartoons", "okay, maybe it's not that scary"}''

''{Cut to The Stick.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{flips a hat onto The Stick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, he looks adorable. Get a picture. Get a picture.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises; imitating the shutter click}'' ''{takes a picture with an imaginary camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a keeper.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{querying The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again! ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you.

''{Cut to the house of The Brothers Strong.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walking in}'' ''{casual The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad standing with his eyes shut and twitching violently.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams, flails arms wildly}''

''{Strong Mad continues moaning and twitching. The Cheat stands in the doorway in shock and the Jibblies Painting approaches him from behind.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeeere.

''{The Cheat turns around and is bombarded with green circles emanating from the Jibblies Painting. Cut to a statue shaking on the shelf while The Cheat continues screaming.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan playing a yellow guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing off key (see [[#Trivia|below]]) with the notes}'' E... A... D... G... ''{phone begins to ring}'' Homestar, could you get that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' No way!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ''{strums}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And ''I'm'' busy not answering the phone!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Humph. ''{Cut to answering machine with 666 waiting messages; foreboding music plays.}'' Oh, great, you made me miss it.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. ''{beep}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Come on in heeeeeere. ''{green circles emanate from the speaker}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues while her eyes appear swirled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously; walks on screen}'' Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone! Do you still need me to answer the phone? Marzipan? What are you doing? Are you playing a song? What is that? Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that? You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here? Okay! If you say so! ''{walks away}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing insulting The Stick, from earlier}'' ...and your stupid face! And your stupid face!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking on screen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{to The Stick}'' Hey, The Cheat!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't the Human Grate On My Nerves! Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Giblets? ''{foreboding music}'' Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offended}'' Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...—ve... danger! ''{runs off}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you, The Stick.

''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad peek in the doorway and gasp. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Mad, who both have the jibblies.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! We're snowed in! ''{cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad}'' I mean, we're too late! I know who's behind all this! ''{walks to and opens closet, revealing a stuffed dinosaur}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poodonkis is behind all this?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed Dromiceiomimus. There's usually this really horrible painting in there. ''{cut to Jibblies Painting}'' Of some kind of demon holding a torch. Why is he holding that torch?!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean the jibblies painting.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{abrupt record scratch}'' Wait, you know about it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poodonkis must be stopped!

''{Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{deals a card}'' Oh, the Clutch of Glaives. ''{to Pom Pom}'' That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your ''{pats his belly}'' dumpier friends. ''{flips another card}'' Ooh, and the Cult of Ray. That means you should ''{puts hands on hips}'' seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks!

'''POM POM:''' ''{accusatory bubbling noises}'' ''{points at Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't look at ''{pats his belly}'' me! The cards do not lie! ''{flips over a card with the demon from the Jibblies Painting on it, which reads, "THE ROCOULM".}'' Weird. I've never seen this one before.

''{The card flashes and suddenly the Jibblies Painting appears on the far wall.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues while twitching his fingers}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{jibblie-like bubbling noises accompanied by electrical sounds from his costume; continues}''

''{Cut to a silhouetted backdrop of outside Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar and Strong Bad are seen running towards it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!! Bubs!!

''{Cut to view of inside Bubs' Concession Stand looking outward}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4! ''{pause}'' Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Jibblie!

''{Cut to behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

''{Bubs is sitting on the ground, obviously jibblified.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're snowed in again!

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie?

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, we're on our own.

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All the good characters have already been jibblied.

'''BUBS:''' Ahh... jibblie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about Coach—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' ''All''... the good... characters.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What we gonna do?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hide, man! That thing is unstoppable! We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws. ''{forms his hands into claws and hisses}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

''{Cut to the showers in Coach Z's locker room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' runnin' around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me than in the shower. My good man, would ya please pass the Port Plus?

''{Cut to the Jibblies Painting in the corner, wearing a shower cap}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeere.

''{Cut back to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ehh-jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly... ''{continues}''

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ding-dang-it, Poopsmith, I want me some of that giblet flu that's been going around. That mess sounds delicious!

''{Zoom in on the castle wall, a rock slides out of it, revealing the painting's face behind it}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Guess what, come on in heeeere.

''{Cuts back to the King of Town and the Poopsmith}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, giblet giblet... ''{continues}''

''{The Poopsmith's lip quivers and he holds up a sign that says, "''JIBBLIE JIBBLIE''". Cut to the couch in Strong Bad's basement where Strong Bad and Homestar peek their head up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh-hem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sorry man. All but one.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you very much.

''{Close-up of Strong Bad behind the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight ''{closes eyes}'' and try and heighten your other senses. ''{grunts and feels about for Homestar}'' Eh, Homestar?

''{Strong Bad opens his eyes and frowns when he sees the Jibblies Painting sitting where Homestar was moments ago.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come... on... in heeeere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not again! Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{starts smiling again. He continues wildly while hurtling into the air, dancing across the ceiling, and finally landing behind the couch. The Painting lands on the couch just before Homestar enters, carrying a sandwich on a plate.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, makin' a sandwich. What did you just say?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in there? Okay. ''{steps into painting}''

''{Cut to a dungeon-like cave with a torch hanging on the wall. Homestar steps into the cave, having been transformed into a stylized, differently-colored version of himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, nice style! Hello? I came on in here!

''{The Rocoulm is sitting in a corner and waves.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' How's it going, man?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good, creeptake. Is this your house?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' It's not much, but it's hooome. I plan to redo the kitchen.

''{Shot of the kitchen, which has a sink and a urinal. An orange drip comes from the sink.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is literally so great. Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' I just wanted someone to come on in heeere. I looove to entertaaain.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about that guy?

''{Shot of the Goblin dancing while the Goblin music plays. Cut back to Homestar and the Jibblies Painting.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' That guy has serious problems.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Yes, but you will have to stay here with me for all eternity.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, no sweat. I love eternity.

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Then it is done. ''{says "Come on in heeeere" backwards}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flying into the air}'' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Super Scope 6! ''{lands on the couch}'' Whoa, the Jibblies are gone! I'm saved!

''{The Cheat and Strong Mad walk in from the left.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, The Cheat, you're all right! Everything is back to normal.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Marzipan walks in from right}'' You guys, have you seen Homestar?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What are you doing in my house?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet. The Jibblies Painting is back inside, only now Homestar is sitting next to the demon. Both are holding cups of tea and there is a slice of cake on the ground.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already. Oops, it's five past eternity. You better let me go. Beep, beep, beep! Your eternity alarm is going off; it's probably time to send me home.

''{Fade to black; a card reading, "END of TOON" is tossed into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is supposed to be making me some giblets or something...

''{Final stinger music plays as background color flashes white and black. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith's head during the King of Town scene to see a clip of Homsar and the Jibblies Painting that will play right after it:
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in here?
:'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a touchy feely-holic! ''{Homsar's hat levitates and green circles emanate from inside it}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{Sliding off the screen}'' Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, nice "Schneider from ''One Day at a Time''" costume.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No way. He's Monroe from ''Too Close For Comfort''.
:'''BUBS:''' You're both ''way'' off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know.
:''{Some green slime falls from above and splashes on Marzipan. She frowns.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Daaa... I heard that.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as the alien this year!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously with Coach Z's line "this year"}'' Xenomorph! Xenomorph!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I was gonna, but when I got to Hammacher Schlammacher's, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan, I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving. ''{Marzipan frowns}'' Right there, about the sideburns area.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.
:''{Pom Pom gets out the golbol and tosses it into the air. It spins downward and hits Homestar on the head and then flies offscreen.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King of Town, I gotta hand it to ya: that is one great melted Don King outfit.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, I could go for a box of melted King Dons myself.

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good smells? Where The Poopsmith's going, he doesn't need good smells. ''{The Poopsmith adjusts his glasses}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"{{p|l=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ruskie&defid=70720 Ruskie}}" is [[Wikipedia:Cold War|Cold War]]-era slang for a Russian person, most commonly used by Americans. It is a corruption of the Russian word "русский" (''Russkiy'', pronounced "rooskiy"), which means "Russian" in the Russian language.
*The cards on the loading and end screen, and during Pom Pom's and Strong Sad's scene, are modeled after the 22 [[Wikipedia:Major Arcana|major arcana]] cards of a [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot deck]]. As Strong Sad is doing, they are often used for fortune telling, and have various meanings depending on location and order.
*Most of the supplies Strong Bad asks Bubs for are traditional weapons against mythological creatures: garlic, holy water, and crosses against vampires, and silver bullets against werewolves.
*Strong Bad's mention of razor blade candy apples refers to the [[Snopes:horrors/mayhem/needles.asp|urban legend]] of unscrupulous people leaving dangerous items like needles and razor blades embedded in Halloween treats.
*In place of the Painting in Strong Mad's closet is a stuffed Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus was an ornithomimid dinosaur (commonly called "ostrich dinosaurs") from late Cretaceous Canada, closely related to Gallimimus. Unlike the stuffed toy Strong Mad has, Dromiceiomimus had no teeth.
*When Marzipan gets the message from the Jibblies Painting, it is message number [[666]], traditionally referred to as the [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]].

===Trivia===
[[File:TheLoading.png|150px|thumb|the LOADING XVIII]]
*While tuning her guitar, Marzipan plays an [[Singing Out Of Tune|A while singing E]], D while singing A, G while singing D and B while singing G.
*The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|"Thank You" painting]] in Marzipan's house is dressed up in orange and black for Halloween.
*When the Jibblies Painting demon un-jibblifies everyone, the [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards]] sound clip is merely his classic line "come on in here" reversed.
*Strong Sad's tarot cards have "Uh OH, TAROT!" written on the back of them.
*Originally, this toon did not contain the Easter eggs for The King of Town or The Poopsmith. They were added about a day after the toon's release.
*The [[Irregular Loading Screen|loading screen]] reads "the LOADING".
*Due to his costume, Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] through most of the toon, except right before he is jibblied.

===Remarks===
*When Homestar Runner and the Goblin are inside the Jibblies Painting, they appear in [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]] colors only.
*Marzipan's guitar only has five strings pictured. Also, she names the lowest four strings of a guitar, but plays and sings the pitches A, D, G, B (i.e. starts with the second lowest string).
*Marzipan walks toward her [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]] when she tries to answer the phone, but the phone is not on the same table as the answering machine.
*This is the first Halloween toon that does not take place in the [[Spooky Woods]] at any point.
*The tarot card reading "End of Toon" is numbered 27 in Roman numerals - a standard tarot deck includes only Major Arcana cards numbered up to 21, also usually in roman numerals.
*Though Homestar is holding a sandwich when he enters the painting, he is not shown with it once inside.
*In [[bottom 10]] and [[More Fan Costumes]], the jibblies only lasted a few seconds, but in this toon, they last until the painting says "Come on in here" backwards.
*Strong Sad's eyes are significantly further up on his head than normal.
*The buttons on Marzipan's answering machine are misaligned compared to its previous appearances.

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat goes into Strong Mad's room, a line can be seen on the wall to the left of the door.
*Strong Sad's mouth doesn't move while speaking after he has been jibblified.
*When clicking on any character at the end with an Easter egg, the King of Town's necklace and The Poopsmith's glasses shift to the left slightly and Strong Bad's and Marzipan's mouths change, then return to normal when the dialogue is over.
**The mouths do not change during Bubs's, Strong Bad's or Strong Sad's Easter eggs.
*Clicking on Homsar at the end causes his costume name to disappear.

===Fixed Goofs===
*At the end, when everyone's costume is revealed, the name of former pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] was misspelled. This has since been corrected.
*When the camera zoomed out to show Marzipan having the jibblies, the buttons weren't on the answering machine. This was fixed later.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this toon was released, during the close up of Marzipan's answering machine, the "next" button was clickable, and doing so repeatedly caused the sound to go out of sync with the animation. This was fixed at the same time that the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.
*At the end of the toon, Homsar would still show scroll-over information while any other Easter eggs were in effect. This was also fixed when the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.

===Inside References===
*The Jibblies Painting first gave Strong Bad the [[Jibblies]] in [[bottom 10]].
*The "STRONG MAD RD" sign on the closet first appeared in bottom 10, though it was partially obscured by the border.
*Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning the cartoon's title and exclaiming the painting got all the good and lame characters.
*When Marzipan has the Jibblies, Homestar says "What are you doing? Are you playing a song?" in almost exactly the same way as in [[Sensitive to Bees]].
*Strong Bad and Homestar's line "We're snowed in!" was first used as the page title of [[Main Page 16]].
*The name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card, 'The Rocoulm', was previously referenced in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file. The link to the Jibblies Painting in the weeklies.xml file (before that link was removed) was "rocoulm".
*Pom Pom giving Homestar the [[golbol]] at the end is a reference to [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*Coach Z asks Strong Bad why he wasn't the alien, as he appeared to be in the toon's [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser trailer]].
*This cartoon contains a variation on [[couch mumbling]].
*Strong Mad's stuffed dromiceiomimus is another instance of [[dinosaurs]].
*The Poopsmith pulls his [[The Poopsmith's Signs|sign]] from [[Hammerspace]].

===Real-World References===
*The page title is taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie ''[[Wikipedia:Popcorn (1991 film)|Popcorn]]''.
*Strong Mad uses a [[Wikipedia:Person of the Year|''Time'' Magazine Man of the Year]] mirror almost identical to one seen in the film [[The Big Lebowski]].
*[[Poodonkis]] the [[Wikipedia:Dromiceiomimus|Dromiceiomimus]] stands in the same pose as Dromiceiomimus from [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Comics|Dinosaur Comics]].
* "[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Beret|Raspberry Beret]]" was a hit for Prince & The Revolution in 1985.
* ''[[Wikipedia:The Mole People|The Mole People]]'' was a 1956 science fiction film starring John Agar.
*''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'' was a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters, and their building superintendent, Dwayne Schneider, played by Pat Harrington Jr. It ran from 1975 to 1984 on [[Wikipedia:Columbia Broadcasting System|CBS]].
* ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort (TV series)|Too Close For Comfort]]'' was a American situation comedy starring Ted Knight as Henry Rush, a cartoonist who shared a small duplex house with his wife and adult daughters in San Francisco. One of Henry's biggest annoyances was Monroe Ficus, his daughters' friend played by Jim J. Bullock who came and went as he pleased in the Rush home. The show ran from 1980 until 1983 on [[Wikipedia:American Broadcasting Company|ABC]], then was revived for syndication and ran from 1984 until 1986 when Knight's death put a halt to production.
*The Bubs Easter egg contains references to two running gags from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]]'': people getting slimed when they say "I don't know", and Barth the Chef (played by Les Lye, who also plays Ross the stage manager who Bubs is dressed as) saying "I ''heard'' that!" when someone made a wisecrack about the meat he puts in his hamburgers.
*''[[Wikipedia:The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'' is a 1996 album by [[Wikipedia:Frank Black|Frank Black]]. The illustration on the tarot card is the same as on the album's cover art.
*[[Wikipedia:Xenomorph (Alien)|Xenomorph]] is the technical name for the alien species in the [[Wikipedia:Alien (film series)|Alien]] movies.
*"The Clutch of [[Wikipedia:Glaive#Other uses|Glaives]]" card is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''. In it, the hero possessed a weapon called "The Glaive" that looked identical to the picture on Strong Sad's tarot.
*Strong Bad's mention of "Hammacher Schlammacher's" in the Easter eggs refers to [[Wikipedia:Hammacher Schlemmer|Hammacher Schlemmer]], a chain of stores that sells high-end luxury gifts.
*''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope 6|Super Scope 6]]'' is an [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game.
*Coach Z asking for the "Port Plus" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]], a shampoo/conditioner combination which is meant to supplant the need for separate bottles of shampoo and conditioner.
*"Pumpkinshead 2 through 4" refers to the ''[[Wikipedia:Pumpkinhead (film)|Pumpkinhead]]'' series of films. The 3rd and 4th installments were aired on TV and subsequently released on DVD, so either Strong Bad is mistaken or this is yet another reference to using [[Strong Bad's Technology|outdated technology]].
*[[Wikipedia:Don King (boxing promoter)|Don King]] is a boxing promoter.
*King Dons are an alternate name for the Hostess snack cake [[Wikipedia: Ding Dong|Ding Dongs]]. The cakes are sold under this name in Canada and were previously sold under that name in certain areas of the United States so as not to create confusion with [[Wikipedia: Drake's|Drake Bakeries]]' Ring Dings.
*Homestar's line in The Poopsmith's Easter egg is a play on [[Wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]]'s final line in the movie ''[[Back to the Future]]'': "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
*Coach Z's line about a [[Showering|shower]] being the safest place for a pretty young thing is a reference to many horror movies, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]'', that have young women attacked while taking a shower.
*The music throughout the toon and especially at the end is based on [[Wikipedia:Killer Instinct|Killer Instinct]], an early 1990s arcade game that was eventually remade for the [[Nintendo|Super NES]].
*When Pom Pom gets the jibblies, the "mouth" of his Cacodemon costume pulses with electricity the same way the Cacodemon sprite in ''[[Doom]]'' was animated when it used its electricity projectile attack.

===Fast Forward===
*The dramatic music heard throughout the toon is heard again when the [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]] approaches Homestar and Pom Pom in [[Most in the Graveyard]], the Halloween toon from the following year. It later reappears in [[Fan Costumes '09]], when a child dressed as Coach Z appears. It comes up again in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] when the Jibblies Painting is first seen.
*Coach Z uses Port Plus in [[hremail3184]].
*A handful of references to this toon are made in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]:
**The Jibblies painting is dismissed as too outdated for inclusion in Strong Bad's haunted house.
**Homestar accuses Marzipan of reusing the costume she wore in this toon.
**Homestar thinks Strong Bad is wearing an elaborate version of the same costume he wore in this toon.

==YouTube Version==
*The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled.
*Additionally, all of the ending Easter eggs play automatically, in this order:
**Marzipan
**Strong Bad
**Strong Sad
**Bubs
**Homestar Runner
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town

==External Links==
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2

Pgj1997 — Wed, 13 Apr 2016 20:29:44 GMT

Pgj1997: I really dont think this is needed in a transcript. None of the other pages have it, and niether should this.

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[[Image:dangmuffinspie.png|thumb|"OH DANG MUFFINS PIE À LA MODE!"]]

After seven years, Marzipan's inability to check her answering machine pays off.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Kevin}}, {{Film|Visor Robot}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|sloshy}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar}}, {{Film|Litigation Jackson}}, {{Film|Larry Palaroncini}}, Tucker Donaldson, {{Film|Humidibot}}, Humidibeth, {{Film|F-Sack}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Horrible Painting}}, {{Film|Balding Man}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Peacey P}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Crack Stuntman}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}}, [[Teen Girl Squad|Unknown Teen Girl Squad Member]], [[The Gregs|One of the 4 Gregs]]

'''Places:''' [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]], [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2016

'''Running Time:''' 0:00 (official), 31:09 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Just think of it as a podcast!

== Transcript ==

===Opening ===

''{The scene opens with a phone hook lying on the floor of the Living Room of the Brothers Strong; the receiver is offscreen. It has a funnel on top of it, and in the funnel are two bottles of "Cheez Wheez" and a bottle of "Lite Em Up Dan" lighter fluid. Two more bottles of Cheez Wheez are nearby.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh dang!

''{The camera pans across the phone's cord, to a part that is entangling more bottles of Cheez Wheez and some batteries, which are connected by wires.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh dang muffins!

''{The camera pans more to an axe suspended from the ceiling, with two speakers attached to it, all entangled by the phone cord.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh dang muffins pie!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, in the same room as all of the previous. The phone's receiver is dangling from the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OH DANG MUFFINS PIE À LA MODE! This is gonna be the best April Fools' Day prank call ever!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now you're sure the science is sound? The battle axes and Cheez Wheezes will actually get through the phone lines?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... fiber optics... makes sense, makes sense... Marzipan won't know what hit her! Alright, Strong Mad, dial the number!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{picks up the phone, hovers his finger over the keypad and hesitates}'' Uh... Um...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{snatches phone}'' Never mind, I'll dial the number. ''{hovers his hand over the keypad and hesitates}'' Um... Never mind, The Cheat, you dial the number.

''{Strong Bad holds out the phone to The Cheat, who quickly dials the number.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{As the phone starts to ring, Strong Bad holds it up to his ear.}''

'''PHONE OPERATOR:''' We're sorry, the mailbox of the answering machine you're trying to prank is full! Please try again later.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Why the crap is her mailbox full?

''{Cut to Marzipan's answering machine, which is bulging, appears to be in poor condition, and has green goo coming out the bottom. The display shows glitchy symbols throughout the toon.}''

=== Marzipan's Greeting ===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'll be out and about for about seven years, so I'll give you a call back after that. Thank you!

=== Message 1 ===

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' Message 1 from: June 17th, 2009.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{falsetto}'' Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Joanie Allthetime, uh, your acupuncturist. Calling you to tell you, I, I had a new do-it-yourself-from-home program. That means you don't have to come to see me no more to stick needles in you! So I want you to wander around your house, uh, reciting your— this new mantra that I will give you. Which is, um, "Yoplait, Fage, Oikos," um, "Activia". So you just say that over and over again, and then pick up any sharp or even blunt objects around your house and just jab them right, right into you! Um, I would work the kidneys first, and then from there, move on to— to the eyes. Okay, namaste, have yourself a real nice day! Ha, hey, that's a new mantra! Don't use that one, though; use the yogurt one.

=== Message 2 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a halting voice, like a stereotypical robot}'' Hey, Marzipan. This is Homestar Runner. I heard that you got a new smartphone, so instead of leaving you a message, I'm texting this to you. Smileyman, winky smileyman, wineglass wineglass '90s camcorder, send.

=== Message 3 ===

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' You have a call from: Free Country USA Penitentiary.

'''COACH Z:''' Uh, surprise, surprise, Marzipan! Guess where I ended up! The hoosegow! They only give ya one phone call here, so I couldn't think'a anyone better to blow it on than you, Marzi. Uh, I'm gonna— I'm gonna be away for a while, I think, here. You're— you're gonna hear a lot of stuff comin' out on the news. I want you to ignore seventy-five to ninety-eight percent of it, if you could. Uh, the part where they say that my name is Coach Z? Uh, you can listen to that. The part where they say I'm mostly green? That— that's a— that's a fact. That's a police fact. The rest I would just ignore if I was you. Anyways, Bubs is gonna represent me, so that'll be fun. Hey, and get this: they say I'm a flight risk! That sounds like somethin' you'd see on a trophy, doesn't it? "Coach Z: First Place Flight Risk! Two hundred thousand dollar bail!"

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' Call ended... for being ''way'' too depressing.

=== Message 4 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Marzipan! Have you heard about the new internet craze, planking? It is gonna be around forever, and I'm gonna be doing it forever! Etched into the halls of ''history!''

=== Message 5 ===

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Look, I been thinking that maybe I need a catch phrase or something. Seems like everybody else got one. Strong Bad says "holy crap", Homestar says "seriously", Coach Z can't speak English. But what about Bubs? All anybody remembers about me is how I once stole an aircraft carrier. What kinda legacy is that? So I got a list here of some catch phrase candidates. Lemme— lemme try 'em out on you, see whatcha think. "Zabbledoo!" Huh? "Zabbledoo"? I'd say it like, "Zabbledoo, Marzipan! What can I zabbledoo for you?" I think that sounds pretty good. I can also go with something classic, like yellin' "Scarborough Fair!" Whaddya think of that? Or like somethin' that sounds like it's from the fifties or sixties maybe? "Put it to me!" Huh? "Put it to me"? I dunno. If you think of any ideas, gimme a shout! Papadopoulos!... Naw, that's terrible.

===Message 6 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{speaks with an obvious lisp throughout the message}'' Uh, happy New Years, Marzipan. It's Strong Sad. It's, uh, January first, 2011. And, uh, I've decided to try something new this year. It's gonna be a whole new Strong Sad. Can you guess— can you guess what it is? I feel like people don't notice my personality, so I'm trying to give 'em something to grasp onto. Have you guessed what it is yet? Hmmm? Marzipan? Anyways, I think this is the dawn of a new day for old SS. I'm thure I'm gonna keep this up for thhh— for many years to come. This is not just one of my phases, like the eye patch, or the cane, or the monocle, or the bowler hats, or the jodhpurs. Oh, those were dark times, those jodhpurs days. Anyways, this is the new Strong Sad signing off!

=== Message 7 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{without the lisp}'' Hey, Marzipan. It's January second, 2011. Disregard my last message. I don't— I don't know what I was thinking. What a surprise, I've already backtracked. I couldn't even go a whole twenty-four hours! "The new Strong Sad"... Maybe— maybe the jodhpurs weren't such a bad idea. I'm gonna go see if I can find those!

=== Message 8 ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a smooth and smarmy voice}'' Good afternoon, Mrs. Pan. This is Vince Napmaker from public radio's "The World is my Butt". We wanted to call you to thank you for being a continued supporter of public radio. But we wanted to ask you if you'd be willing to increase your support. Every dollar counts. Do you have any idea how much it costs to act like you're this much better than everyone else? And furthermore, our uppity podcasts aren't going to create themselves. So please, as always, for the sake of tote bags everywhere, put a bunch of cash in a paper and/or plastic bag and leave it on the doorstep. ''{The public radio jingle plays over his next line.}'' This is Vince Napmaker for public radio. And now here's a supercut of Robert Siegel saying "I gather."

'''ROBERT SIEGEL:''' ''{at various different pitches}'' I gather— I gather— I gather— I gather— I gather— I gather— I gather— I gather—

=== Message 9 ===

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' You have a call from: Free Country USA Penitentiary.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, there, Marzipan! We won our first victory in the long fight to justice! I had my hearing yesterday, and guess what? They're gonna try me as a minor! Bubs tells me that's a good thing. So anyways, I'm celebratin' with a batch of jail terlet melonade! I wish you was here to clink glasses with me. Well, these aren't glasses so much as they're, uh, the little slippers they give us. They don't exactly clink. They just sorta s—slop together. Ya end up basically suckin' the melonade outta the— the sort of foam Dr. Scholls situation. Ya know what, after sayin' that out loud, I think I'm gonna skip this round. But anyways, ''{chanting}'' free Coach Z! Free Coach Z!

=== Message 10 ===

'''HOMSAR:''' AaA, hey Marzipa-yan! It's Homsar! I was just calling you because, for some reason, I seem to be more articulate on the phone! I hate to hang up, knowin' as soon as I do, I'll be back to "AaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!" Or maybe like, "DaAaAon't get chipsy with the chalk sauce!" Y— you know, the kind of garbage that I spout! Anyways, gimme a holler if you ever wanna have a constructive conversation. OoOoOokay, bye-dee-bye!

=== Message 11 ===

'''BUBS:''' ''{soft tone}'' Hey Marzipan, it's Bubs. You know, the defense lawyer on the Coach Z case. I'm starting to have some pangs. Pangs of... this is a really terrible idea. Pangs of... he's totally guilty and you shouldn't be a lawyer. Pangs of... just what exactly is a charcuterie board, and why is it so expensive? Anyways, I think Coach Z did it, and I don't know if I can defend him anymore, whatever it is that he is accused of. I haven't really gotten around to asking anybody yet. I'm supposed to be in the court room defending him right now, but I snuck out to read some John Grisham novels to give me an edge, only I mixed him up with Michael Crichton, and now my defense is based around ''{Stretched out and delivered in a growl}'' DINOSAURS! Ba doo da dum, bo!

=== Message 12 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Marzipan. Kickstarter sensation the Ouya, they're gonna make games for that thing for the rest of eternity! Mark my words, every game that comes out from now until the end of time will also come out on the Ouya. Gonna outlive Sony, Nintendo, Coleco, Canseco, Jaleco, all of the heavy hitters. Anyways, I can't wait to be playing Ouya games in fifteen years, or even like, five months! Written in Sharpie on the bathroom wall of ''history!''

=== Message 13 ===

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' You have a call from: Free Country USA Penitentiary.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Shaky voice and in fear}'' Uh, hey Marzipan. The jodhpurs did not work out! They did not work out! Why, jodhpurs? Why'd you do that to me, jodhpurs? How could you do this to me, jodhpurs?

=== Message 14 ===

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Bad. Look, I just wanted to run something by you, um... Everybody else I've talked to says that this is the worst idea I've ever had, and that my career will go down in flames if I do this, so you're my last hope to tell me that this is a great idea. As you know, it's June of 2012, which means we're coming up on the ten year anniversary of Everybody to the Limit, so I want to celebrate in grand fashion, and I figured what better way than to make a sequel! It's like... Fhqwhgads Revisited! Let me just play a little demo right here over the phone. ''{music starts in the background}'' ''{Singing}'' Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! You remember that song, from that one summer. It was really good, and you emailed it to all your friends. Let's fhqwhgads again, so you can email it to all your friends! Let's fhqwhgads again, and now email your friends. Guess who will be there? Probably Joe and Jake. You remember Joe and Jake? I mentioned them in the first song. Th- this is the sequel. Let's fhqwhgads again! F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S. F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S. F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S. ''{stops singing}'' So that's great, right? I mean, it's even better than the first one! So anyways, call me back, tell me it's a great idea, so I can get The Cheat to work on a music video. Okay, bye! ''{Whispering}'' Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again!

===Message 15===

'''KEVIN:''' Hey Marzipan, this is Kevin. Um, did you, er... I'm trying to remember, did you borrow my Trivial Pursuit '80s edition? Give me a call back. Thanks.

===Message 16 ===

'''VISOR ROBOT''': Marzipan, this is the Visor Robot. Listen, you need to tell Strong Bad not to do this "Let's Fhqwhgads Again" crap. It is so terrible. I don't want to sully my good name. Come on Marzipan. Do not let him do this, okay? See you around.

=== Message 17 ===

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{speaks in a deep voice}'' Hey, Marzipan. This is a little weird, but, um... this is The Poopsmith. Yes. I woke up today, and it just kind of hit me... I think I'm sick of the whole "vow of silence" crap. In fact, I think I'm sick of crap, in general. I mean, have I been limiting myself all this time by smith-ing poop? Imagine all the other stuff I could have been smith-ing. Bread; I could be a bread smith, you know. I could have been a song smith, like Mike Nesmith, from The Monkees, the guy with the wool hat, who wrote that song Different Drum, you know. ''{sings}'' "You and I, travel to the beat of a different drum". ''{speaks}'' Or an 80's rocker like Ron Sexsmith or a Mark E. Smith smith, or a Smiths smith. Any of those things. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. Anyway, if you can think of any other things that end in "smith", give me a call back. If I don't hear from you, just... ah, forget the whole thing. I'll go back to the vow of silence. It was nice talking to you. It was nice... ''talking.''

=== Message 18 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Marzipan, I don't think I'm feeling so good. I think I've got a bad case of... ''Linsanity!'' Oh, man! Have you seen this kid? Jeremy Lin! He can't be stopped! He's gonna score thirty points a game for the rest of his career! The Knicks are never gonna let this guy go! Face of the franchise. I will never forget Linsanity. Carved into the tree trunk of ''history!''

=== Message 19 ===

'''AUTOMATED VOICE:''' You have a call from: Free Country USA Penitentiary.

'''COACH Z:''' Marzipan! We've had a huge break in the case! It turns out there's a piece of evidence that can completely exonerate me, but I need youse to get it for me, and all ya gotta do is go to my locker room and get it. I can't believe it! I'm gonna be a free man! Okay, so as soon as you're done listening to this message, go straight to my locker room. Go to the far locker on the left. Open it up, and you're gonna see... Well, Marzipan, I apologize in advance. You're gonna see a pile of jocks. But I know you can do it. Just, just coat your hand in a spray of Right-Guard beforehand and you'll be fine. And once you get to the bottom of that pile, you'll see a folder labeled "Exoneratin' Evidence." I know, who'd a thought right? I had it sitting there all along. ''{begins to cry}'' Anyways I can't tell you how happy I am, that you're gonna free me from prisons. It's been real hard Marzipan, but you, you're listenin' to this message in a timely fashion, I know you are, you always have, and you're gonna go do this for me right after listenin' to this and not wait five or six years. I just know it. I'll see you in the courtroom. ''{chanting}'' Free Coach Z! Free Coach Z!

=== Message 20 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan. It's Strong Sad. I've just been feeling really depressed, 'cause, because I haven't been acting very depressed. It used to be my thing, but I don't feel like I get to be sad and depressing anymore, like I used to. So I just want to kinda beef up my numbers in the sad and depressing column. So I may be leaving you some messages, you know sort of dark, inner demons, and that kind of thing. Should be fun.

=== Message 21 ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks like an automated voice}'' Greetings, Marzipan. This is an automated call from Grody Lab Results, Incorporated. Your test results are: negative.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shouting in the background}'' Negative is good when you're talking about lab results!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Wait, what? Oh, ''{automated voice}'' your test results are: positive. ''{normally}'' Are you sure? It sounds like I'm giving her good news.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't want to be party to this!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking normally}'' They should be less confusing. ''{automated voice}'' Your test results are: terrible. And you're dying, or possibly already dead by the time you get this. If you want us to perform experimental surgery on you and, like, sew a llama head onto your existing head, please call back during regular putting-llama-heads-on-people hours and we will schedule an appointment. This prank call has not been my finest execution. Thank you and have a nice day.

=== Message 22 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{dejected voice}'' It's taking way too long for the sun to swallow up the earth.

=== Message 23 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{dejected voice}'' At the end of the day today, think about how all you did today was look at your phone.

=== Message 24 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{dejected voice}'' I'm sad that I'm trying. ''{normal voice}'' Take that, not-depressing Strong Sad! Now I feel great! I feel real happy! ...Oh.

=== Message 25 ===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh, hey, Marzipan. I-I don't really know how else to ask this, but um... Am I your dad?! I was lookin' on the internet for "marzipan glazed ham", and uh... I got some weird results that seemed to think that at— at least at one time, you were my daughter? It's kind of freakin' me out over here. Um... I wish I could take, like, a— a DNA test, but I've had my DNA surgically replaced with MSG! Um, if you could shed any light on this, um... I mean, I get— I think I'm— I think I'm dying... Also, I probably should have led with that... Uh, so, I kind of need to know if you're my daughter, and if I should leave everything to you. Otherwise I'm probably leaving it to 80's rocker Ron Sexsmith. Remember him? From the Monkees?

=== Message 26 ===

'''MITCH:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Mitch from sloshy. Uh, I wanted to send you the tracks for that split 7-inch we're doin' with Cool Tapes, except, uh, sloshy broke up again, and I also pawned all of our instruments. So... I'm just going to do the tracks over the phone. One, two, three, four... ''{a capella accompaniment starts in the background}'' ''{singing}'' Phonin' this one in, phonin' this one in, usin' the phone as instrument. You know what I meant. And is this a gimmick? Or a cop-out? And is there a difference? ''{accompaniment continues for a few more seconds, then the song ends}'' And that's it. Let me know when you've got it mixed and mastered. And uh... give me a shout next time you're in Austin. Or Portland. Or... Brooklyn. Or... Silver Lake. We'll get breakfast.

=== Message 27 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Marzipan. Can you hear that? That is the majestic hush of a paradigm shift. That's right. Me and Pom Pom are waiting in line for our Google Glass! I can't wait to be like, lookin' through this thing! And like, seein' other things! I honestly can't remember how I lived my life yesterday, without Google Glass. These things are gonna change the way they build cities! I'm talkin' beso segway style. Alright, I gotta go. It's almost me and Pom Pom's turn! Blinking photographs into the profile pics of ''history!''

=== Message 28 ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks in a Southern voice}'' Hey, Marzipan. This is... the new girl character in town. Sharp Dean. That's my name, Sharp Dean. You'd better watch your back! You're not the only girl around no more! Now that Sharp Dean's gonna stake her claim! I'm a real good character. You look like a broomstick? Well, guess what. I look like... a coat rack. Skinny Tall. That... that was my grandmummer's name. Grandmummer Skinny Tall. She is DEAD! Hey, guess what, Marzipan, since I'm Sharp Dean. We gon' fight. We gon' fight one another. Out by The Stick. Do you have a boyfriend, I'ma steal your boyfriend. My daddy owns a movin' company. So if you don't want me to pound you into salt... patch, then you'd better bake me some'n gooood, Marzipan. That's right, some kind of pie-brownies-cakey... Now you leave that for me... where I'm stayin' at. Which is Strong Bad's kitchen table. Okay! Sharp Dean is on the prowl! This is goin' somewhere!

=== Message 29 ===

'''KEVIN:''' Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin, um... Could you please give me a call? I just really need to get that, uh, Trivial Pursuit back, thanks.

=== Message 30 ===

'''CLARK:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Clark from sloshy. Uh, look, Mitch called me and convinced me to do a backing vocal track on your answering machine, so... here it goes. Gonna be a lot of dead air. ''{slightly distant and echoey-sounding}'' One, two, three, four. ''{long pause}'' I think he's phoning this one in. ''{long pause}'' I know what he meant. ''{long pause}'' Is this a gimmick? ''{pause}'' Is this a cop-out? ''{pause}'' I'm pretty sure there's not a difference. ''{long pause}'' ''{vocal effects gone}'' Alright, thanks. Oh, and uh, somehow I ended up with your copy of '80s Trivial Pursuit? Let me know if you need that back.

=== Message 31 ===

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Puppet Homestar! That's right! Comin' atcha! Puppet style! I've got eight percent more sass than regular Homestar! When I talk, I kinda go like this, I kinda thrust my head out with each word. Listen to my mouth-flaps! ''{makes several felt-flapping sounds}'' Oh yeah. You tell 'em. You tell 'em, Felt-mouth. And I would like to leave you with a little "spin my ''{exaggerates his speech impediment}'' buzzer". ''{The sound of Homestar's "buzzer" being spun is heard.}'' Puppet Homestar is gone!

=== Message 32 ===

'''LITIGATION JACKSON:''' Good afternoon, Marzipan! This is Litigation Jackson! I'm the prosecuting attorney in the case against Coach Z! We understand you've been harassed ''{pronounced to rhyme with embarrassed}'', harassed ''{pronounced with emphasis on the second syllable}'', and harangued by Coach Z over the years! We'd like to know if you'd be willing to take the stand! You could be a very valuable witness in this case! Please give me a call back, post-haste! That's not a legal term, but it sounds official! And so say all of us, "The system really works, ''jerks!''"

=== Message 33 ===

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' Hey, Marzipan! This is Larry Palaroncini! I'm from the band Limozeen! What's the big idea doin' a split 7-inch with that short-haircut, glasses-havin', I-don't-even-know-what-you-call-the-opposite-of-leather-pants-wearin' band sloshy? I thought ''we'' were gonna collaborate! You're supposed to be an instrumental part of our big comeback! We're comin' up on the thirteenth anniversary of our hit song, Nite Mamas! And I've got a great idea for a sequel! ''{music starts in the background}'' ''{singing to the same tune as "Let's Fhqwhgads Again"}'' Let's Nite Mamas again, let's Nite Mamas agai— ''{Larry is cut off by the end of the message}''

=== Message 34 ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks in a fake Italian accent}'' Oh, yes, Marzipan. This is your foreign boyfriend, Rongardo Shavemybody. It's so nice to hear your voice again on machine of answers. I miss all the time we spent in foreign lands together, havin' exotic foods. I'm visiting your country now, and want you to come and meet with me. I hear there's a lovely little café in a place called Strong Badia. Would you go, please, and wait for me there? As is the custom of my people, I will be very late, and you should wait for a really long time. You will think that it is too long to be waiting, but I assure you it is the custom of my people, and you don't want to be offending my people, do you? Alright. I kiss you on both sides of your cheek and underneath your chin. As is the custom of... my people. And now I bid you farewell in the most prime language of my country. Braunschweiger!

=== Message 35 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey Marzipan. It's Homestar. I was just callin' to ask you— ''{the line is repeated many times forwards, backwards, and at different frequencies, until finally slowing down}'' ''{in a voice similar to his voice in very early toons}'' Oh, hey Marzipan. It's Homestar. Uh, me and Pom Pom were just here, you know, hangin' out, somewhere in the years 1999 to 2001, and... Pom Pom's ''great''. He's my best friend, and... you're my girlfriend, and... maybe we can ''all'' be friends, uh, this weekend, uh, that's like rap music, huh?  Um, I just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna sound this way forever. Okay, bye!

=== Message 36 ===

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Marzipan. You know how you're always buggin' me to start carryin' organic stuff at the concession stand? Well, I finally listened to you. If, by "organic", you meant "of or pertaining to the illegal selling and trade of human organs". I got ice packs, little Igloo coolers, scalpels, discounts on hotel rooms, bathtubs fulla ice, chloroform, and fifteen pass Econoline vans pre-lined with plastic sheeting! So come on down to Bubs' Organic Concession Stand! Where we're keepin' that one urban legend alive! You know the one I'm talkin' about?

=== Message 37 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan's sister. This is Homestar. I was just callin' with a status update, to let you know that Marzipan still has ''no'' idea ''{in a suggestive tone}'' what you and I've been up to. I say that in this kind of way. That some might think is suggestive. ''{normal voice}'' Anyways, you got nothin' to worry about. I am extra careful! I mean, could you imagine what would happen if I accidentally mixed you guys up, ''{laughing}'' and like, called the wrong sister? Oh man. The crap storm that would unleash. Ha-ha! I'm laughing so effortlessly! Because it's so unlikely! ''{sigh of laughter}'' So, to recap, Marzipan has a sister, ''{suggestive voice}'' suggestive styles, ''{normal voice}'' and, she's got no idea what's going on between us. Okay, bye.

=== Message 38 ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's Strong Sad. I was just callin' to letcha know I, I just got the approved permits from Bubs, so Wilted Salad Festival 2014 is on! ''{speaks in a progressively more excited and rapid voice}'' We've got arugula, we've got kale, we've got baby spring mix, we got napa cabbage, we got endive, we got chard, we got Swiss chard, we got so many different types of wilted salad it's makin' me talk like some sort of turn-of-the-century state fair kinda guy! ''{more normal voice}'' Phew! Got a little carried away. Anyways, definitely come on out. It's gonna be rad-icchio! Oh, man. I gotta go put that on the poster!

=== Message 39 ===

'''TUCKER DONALDSON:''' ''{in an angry voice}'' Look here, this— this message is for Marzipan, you know, 'cause— 'cause that's a real name. This is Tucker Donaldson from campussafety.gov; if you remember, we hired you, and, and, and, and your band Cool Tapes— huh! That's real clever— to play here in our student union, where you managed to incite a riot. Yeah, real three-alarm kind of thing. I— I— I'm not even sure it was music that you performed. No thanks, right? No thanks to that. I went out on a limb for you, you and your Cool Tapes, they just snapped my branch. Your— your— your tapes are not cool, in fact, how about that? That's the truth right there. I suggest you all get with the program, and by "program", I mean the guidelines set forth on campussafety.gov, herethere and foreto. So, please, at your immediate convenience, call me at Tucker Tuckerson at donaldsafety.gov, so we can deal with this matter. How's that, huh? How— how— h— h— how— how's that for hot tape?

=== Message 40 ===

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Hey, Marzipan, it's me! Humidibot! I just wanted to call you up, and let you know that I'm still Humidibot! Oh! And look here! It's my girlfriend, Humidibeth! She sounds just like me!

'''HUMIDIBETH:''' I'm Humidibeth! I sound just like Humidibot!

'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Oh man, Marzipan. Don't forget to remember that I'm Humidibot! If you e— if you have a free moment, I'm gonna go try and, expand my personality! Beyond just telling people that I'm Humidibot! Okay, bye!

=== Messages 41+ ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Marzipan, it's Homestar.

''{beep}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HELLO MARZIPAN!

''{beep}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey Marzipan, it's Bubs!

''{beep}''

'''F-SACK:''' Marzipan, this is F-Sack.

''{beep}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{beep}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan...

''{beep}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Marziprawn!

''{beep}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan,

''{beep}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hey, sweetie,

''{beep}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Aaah—

''{beep}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Conjunctivitis...

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

'''MARSHIE:''' Marzipan...

'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' Marzipan—

'''BALDING MAN:''' ''{drawn-out sigh}''

''{As the voices get more and more rapid, the answering machine starts to pulse and buzz.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' MARZI—

'''PAN-PAN:''' ''{"badalang" sound}''

'''1-UP:''' —pan...

'''PEACEY P:''' Marzipan...

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Marzi—

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' BLAAAAAH!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan...

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Marzi—

'''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{sound effect indicating he disappeared}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD MEMBER:''' Marzi—

'''ONE OF THE 4 GREGS:''' —pan...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in his original voice}'' Marzi—

'''BUBS:''' —pan!

''{The answering machine explodes, dropping down a broken tape labeled "farm aid '87".}

===Closing===

''{Cut to the living room of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is lying on the floor. Strong Bad, his contraption, and the walls are all covered in spray-on cheese.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Urgh— how— possible— Demon's— Crest— gar-garble—

''{Marzipan enters the room.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Took a few years to set up, but I finally pulled it off. April Fools', Strong Bad!

''{A black box with the words "That was long! Happy Fools' Day!" is slapped onto the screen.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*[[Wikipedia:Jodhpurs|Jodhpurs]] are padded trousers designed for horse-riding.
*[[Wikipedia:Charcuterie|Charcuterie]] is a type of preserved meat, and is often served on a wooden board, much like a cheese platter.
*[[Wikipedia:Braunschweiger|Braunschweiger]] is a type of [[German]] sausage.

=== Trivia ===
*This is the first [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] to show a location other than Marzipan's house outside of an Easter egg.
*This is the first toon uploaded to [[homestarrunner.com]] to not be displayed in [[Flash]], and instead, in an embedded [[YouTube]] player.
*At 31:09, this is not only the [[Toons by Length|longest toon on the site]], but it's nearly four times as long as the next-longest, [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
*This is the second time [[The Poopsmith]] has broken his vow of silence, and the first time he has had spoken dialogue. [[Wikipedia:John Linnell|John Linnell]] of [[They Might Be Giants]] reprised his role as the voice of The Poopsmith from [[email thunder]].
*The [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|previous Answering Machine]] was released more than 7 years ago on March 2, 2009, explaining the answering machine's poor condition. This closes the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon with a duration of 2,587 days.
*This toon surpassed [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] as the toon with the most [[characters]] in it to date at thirty-seven.
*This is the only Answering Machine to not be on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu and is only accessible through the "[[Holiday Toons]]" menu, the "[[New Stuff]]" menu or the "What's New?" button on the [[Main Pages]].
*[[Craig Zobel]] reprised his role as the voice of [[Kevin]], who initially appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]].
*One pattern on the answering machine's display includes a digital depiction of Homestar's head.

===Remarks===
*The name of the toon on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] and [[YouTube]] list the version number as '''17''' as opposed to '''17.2'''.
*The answering machine in this toon is the [[PhoneTime XL8]] instead of the [[PhoneTime XL800]], which was used in the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|previous answering machine toon]]. Oddly, the XL8 has a "record" button in this toon.
*Homsar still spoke in a non-sequitur fashion on his answering machine message in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Additionally, in [[2 emails]] Strong Sad claims that "Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall", implying he spoke in non-sequiturs.
* Coach Z tells Marzipan to "coat your hand in Right Guard", even though Marzipan has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no visible arms or hands]].

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad is unable to [[How do you type with boxing gloves on|dial the phone with boxing gloves on]].
*Homestar's spoken "text message" is a reference to his message left in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]: "PLZ GET EGGS,MILK?"
*Bubs mentions "[[Seriously]]" and "Holy [[Crap]]".
*Coach Z had been incarcerated in juvenile prison in [[Play Date]]; similarly, he is being tried as a minor in this toon.
*Strong Bad's smooth-and-smarmy public radio impression is from [[radio]], where Marzipan complained that she didn't receive her tote bag, one of the things Strong Bad mentions.
*Coach Z drinks [[Melonade]] from a [[toilet]].
*Strong Bad and Larry Palaroncini are doing anniversaries for [[Everybody to the Limit]] and [[Nite Mamas]], respectively.
**Strong Bad says he needs to complete the song so The Cheat [[Powered By The Cheat|can make a video]], as Everybody to the Limit was animated.
*[[The King of Town]] believes he's dying, and has a [[Halloween Fairstival|history]] of being [[record book|unhealthy]].
*Strong Bad pretending to be Sharp Dean says that Marzipan is not [[the only girl]].
*Bubs previously dealt in organ trafficking in [[Strong Badia The Free]].
*This toon features two [[made-up real things]]:
**[[Litigation Jackson]] was a movie character featured in an eponymous film in [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and in a sequel, Legal Rampage, in [[rampage]].
**[[Humidibot]] was originally a character invented on the spur of the moment by Strong Bad to mock fans dressing up in highly inaccurate costumes during [[Fan Costumes 2015]].
*Homsar speaking "more articulate on the phone" is in reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], which was created before Homsar's tendency to spout non-sequiturs had been established, and thus had Homsar able to create a coherent monologue while calling Marzipan.
*The King of Town mentions being Marzipan's father at one point in time; this was an old idea that was mentioned in the [[Old Characters Page]] and later scrapped by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*Homestar previously referenced [[Wikipedia:Google Glass|Google Glass]] in [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]].
*"I'm sad that I'm trying" is a reference to "[[I'm sad that]] I'm flying".
*Puppet Homestar says "[[Spin my buzzer]]."
*Homestar Runner's lines when he has his older voice are a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0#Message_5|two]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0#Message_3|messages]] in the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|first Marzipan's Answering Machine]].
*The answering machine's [[explosion]] is very similar to the one that appeared in the email [[personal favorites]], particularly the way the tape lands.
**The tape reads "farm aid [[1987|'87]]".
*Tucker Donaldson previously called in complaints to [[Mike Chapman|Mike]]zipan from the website halloweensafety.gov in [[Halloween Safety]].
*The living room is set up much like it is in [[your edge]].
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game [[Wikipedia:Demon's Crest|Demon's Crest]] after the answering machine explodes, where in a similar fashion he [[Couch Mumbling|mutters the names of SNES games in his sleep]].
*Strong Bad's first [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank call alias]] is "Joanie [[All The Time|Allthetime]]".
*Strong Bad's instruction to leave money in a "paper and/or plastic bag" is a reference to [[Strong Bad's Character Video|his character video]].
*The Poopsmith mentions [[bread]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Yoplait|Yoplait]], [[Wikipedia:Fage|Fage]], [[Wikipedia:Stonyfield Farm|Oikos]], and [[Wikipedia:Activia|Activia]] are all brands of yogurt.
*[[Wikipedia:Robert Siegel|Robert Siegel]] is an American radio journalist.
*Homestar mentions the short-lived internet fad of [[Wikipedia:Planking (fad)|planking]].
*[[Wikipedia:Scarborough Fair (song)|Scarborough Fair]] is a popular English folk song that was recorded by [[Wikipedia:Simon and Garfunkel|Simon and Garfunkel]], among others.
*Homestar is excited for the release of the [[Wikipedia:Ouya|Ouya]], a Kickstarted game console that was met with initial positive reception, but flopped due to poor sales.
*[[Wikipedia:Jeremy Lin|Jeremy Lin]] is an [[Wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] player who currently plays for the [[Wikipedia:Charlotte Hornets|Charlotte Hornets]]. "Linsanity" refers to how Lin, an undrafted free agent out of Harvard, made an immediate impact on the [[Wikipedia:New York Knicks|New York Knicks]] when he signed with them for his second season. He has not achieved that level of notoriety since.
*As the Poopsmith mentioned, [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith|Mike Nesmith]] was a member of the 1960s band [[Wikipedia:The Monkees|The Monkees]], where he played guitar and keyboards. His song "[[Wikipedia:Different Drum|Different Drum]]", which he wrote in 1965, was a 1967 Top 20 hit for the band [[Wikipedia:Stone Poneys|Stone Poneys]], which featured a young [[Wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt|Linda Ronstadt]] as lead singer.
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Sexsmith|Ron Sexsmith]] is a Canadian pop-folk singer.
*[[Wikipedia:Mark E. Smith|Mark E Smith]] is the lead guitarist and vocalist for the British band [[Wikipedia:The Fall (band)|The Fall]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]] were an influential early 1980s British rock band fronted by [[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Morrissey]].
*[[Wikipedia:John Grisham|John Grisham]] is a writer best known for writing legal thrillers; [[Wikipedia:Michael Crichton|Michael Crichton]] is the author of the [[Wikipedia:Jurassic Park (novel)|Jurassic Park]] novels.
*Litigation Jackson's line "so say all of us" in message 32 is a quote from Sir Denis Eton Hogg, a character in the film [[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap (film)|This Is Spinal Tap]].
*"Let's Fhqwhgads Again" and "Let's Nite Mamas Again" refer to [[Wikipedia:Category:Sequel songs|sequel songs]], most specifically [[Wikipedia:Let's Twist Again|Let's Twist Again]], [[Wikipedia:Chubby Checker|Chubby Checker]]'s 1961 sequel to his 1960 hit [[Wikipedia:The Twist (song)|The Twist]].
*Homestar's line in message 35 "maybe we can all be friends" and subsequent comment that it's "like rap music" is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Big Poppa|Big Poppa]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Notorious B.I.G.|The Notorious B.I.G.]].
*[[Wikipedia:Farm Aid|Farm Aid]] is a rock 'n' roll concert series organized for the benefit of family farmers in the United States. It has been held annually since 1985.
*[[Wikipedia:Austin, Texas|Austin]], [[Wikipedia:Portland, Oregon|Portland]], [[Wikipedia:Brooklyn|Brooklyn]], and [[Wikipedia:Silver Lake, Los Angeles|Silver Lake]] are all communities known for their indie music and hipster scenes.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer17.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2"]]
*[[YouTube:DQO1RHETKy4|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2"]] on [[YouTube]]
*[[forum:37796|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2"]]

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The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser

Pgj1997 — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 00:21:34 GMT

Pgj1997: This doent need to be here either, come to think of it.

{{watchtoon|ween15 teaser.html}}
[[Image:Halloween 2015 Teaser.png|200px|thumb|"Hey Homestar, I really really like your-Hey Homestar,"]]
:''The title of this article is just a description. This toon has no official name.''

A teaser for the 2015 [[Halloween]] toon.

'''Cast (left to right):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (In foreground)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 21, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 0:55

'''Page Title:''' Hey Homestar!

==Transcript==

''{fade in to silhouettes of the cast standing in The Field in their costumes. Strong Bad is standing in the foreground, again in a distinct costume with a different body shape. The text "Halloween Toon Sometime in the next 10 days!" is visible at the top.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey Homestar, I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 
I really-really like your, hey Homestar,

''{music fades in}''

I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 
I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 

I really-really like your, say Bubs, 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, Bubs! Bubs, Bubs! 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, Bubs! 

Strong Bad! I really-really like your hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, 

Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 
Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 
Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 

I really-really like your, said I really-really like your really...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{now speaking}'' I like... your costumes. ''{brief pause, then music ends}'' I really like your  guyses'  costumes.

==Easter Eggs==
[[File:dislikesmoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Dislike Smoke"]]
*Decompiling the Flash file reveals a hidden message upon trying to remove the silhouettes. This teaser's [[Nice Try|message]] reads "dislike smoke".

==Fun Facts==

===Goofs===
*The Loading text can be highlighted.

===Inside References===
*As per usual, Strong Bad's costume is over-the-top.
*The entire teaser contains a song of Homestar Runner [[I really like your costume|complimenting others' costumes]].
*The easter egg references [[the chair]], in which decompiling the Flash file attempting to reveal the supposed picture of Strong Bad's [[parents]] reveals the message "nice try dodongo!".
*The easter egg makes a reference to [[The Legend of Zelda]].
===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's costume, and the entire teaser visual, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Graboid|Graboids]] in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Tremors (film)|Tremors]]''.
**In the previous teasers, the moon is in the top-right corner. In this teaser, however, to more closely match the movie poster for ''Tremors'', it is larger and behind the characters.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ween15 teaser}}

{{halloweennav}}
[[Category:Halloween]]

{{subtitlesLinks|ween15 teaser}}

The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser

Pgj1997 — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 00:19:31 GMT

Pgj1997: Wrong section. Whats happening to this wiki?

{{watchtoon|ween15 teaser.html}}
[[Image:Halloween 2015 Teaser.png|200px|thumb|"Hey Homestar, I really really like your-Hey Homestar,"]]
:''The title of this article is just a description. This toon has no official name.''

A teaser for the 2015 [[Halloween]] toon.

'''Cast (left to right):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}} (In foreground)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 21, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 0:55

'''Page Title:''' Hey Homestar!

==Transcript==

''{fade in to silhouettes of the cast standing in The Field in their costumes. Strong Bad is standing in the foreground, again in a distinct costume with a different body shape. The text "Halloween Toon Sometime in the next 10 days!" is visible at the top.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Hey Homestar, I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 
I really-really like your, hey Homestar,

''{music fades in}''

I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 
I really-really like your, hey Homestar, 

I really-really like your, say Bubs, 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, Bubs! Bubs, Bubs! 
I really-really like your, say Bubs, Bubs! 

Strong Bad! I really-really like your hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, hey Strong Bad! 
I really-really like your, 

Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 
Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 
Hey Strong Sad! Hey Mar-zi-pan! 

I really-really like your, said I really-really like your really...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{now speaking}'' I like... your costumes. ''{brief pause, then music ends}'' I really like your  guyses'  costumes.

==Easter Eggs==
[[File:dislikesmoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Dislike Smoke"]]
*Decompiling the Flash file reveals a hidden message upon trying to remove the silhouettes. This teaser's [[Nice Try|message]] reads "dislike smoke", a reference to the original ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'' in which an old man tells the player that "[[Wikipedia:Recurring enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|DODONGO]] DISLIKES SMOKE."

==Fun Facts==

===Goofs===
*The Loading text can be highlighted.

===Inside References===
*As per usual, Strong Bad's costume is over-the-top.
*The entire teaser contains a song of Homestar Runner [[I really like your costume|complimenting others' costumes]].
*The easter egg references [[the chair]], in which decompiling the Flash file attempting to reveal the supposed picture of Strong Bad's [[parents]] reveals the message "nice try dodongo!".
===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's costume, and the entire teaser visual, is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Graboid|Graboids]] in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Tremors (film)|Tremors]]''.
**In the previous teasers, the moon is in the top-right corner. In this teaser, however, to more closely match the movie poster for ''Tremors'', it is larger and behind the characters.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ween15 teaser}}

{{halloweennav}}
[[Category:Halloween]]

{{subtitlesLinks|ween15 teaser}}

HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

Pgj1997 — Tue, 13 Oct 2015 02:23:49 GMT

Pgj1997:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|payplus|Homestar Presents: Presents|Senorial Day}}
[[Image:Payplus.PNG|thumb|"Finally At Last!!!"]]

It's April Fools' Day and—Oh no! [[HomestarRunner.com]] is now a subscription site!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|Strong Sad's Head]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Sterrance]], {{Film|Bubs}} ''(morphed into his concession stand)'', {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}} ''(silhouetted)'', {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}}, [[Ready For Primetime]], {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, [[Mr. Shmallow]] ''(watermark)'', {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:12 (combined)

'''Page Title:''' Finally At Last!!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}} (Teen Girl Squad Sample only), {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2|notitle=true}}
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== Transcript ==
''{The page's background has a pattern of grey lines on top of the usual black background}''

===Page One===
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Free 7 second trial!! 
Join now! 
Subscriptions are the latest craze! 
Loggin' {a login box} 
Instant access! 
Take the tour!</blockquote>

====Homestar's Seven Seconds====
''{Cue Homestar standing in the field. A timer counts up in the bottom left corner of the screen starting at 0.10 seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One... two... three... four... fi-

''{The timer reaches 7.15; a buzzer goes off, and "TRIAL PERIOD OVER!" pops up on the screen.}''

===Page Two===
<blockquote>The Email Show! 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! 
WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! 
Let's see a clip! 
SHOW ME MORE, SIR!</blockquote>

====Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample====

''{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy, flanked by The Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing on a brown trapdoor in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat, let 'er rip!

''{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. The trapdoor opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Woo! That was fun!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit. ''{Homestar starts a little dance with his feet, stepping back and forth gracefully.}'' ... Not a two-foot pit!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar's feet dancing on top of him.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!

===Page Three===
<blockquote>There's more?? Why, yes. 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
GEE-AMES! 
Pay for play!! 
Just pennies/pixel! 
Members plus, fool! 
Actual screenshots! 
Fake boxes 
HOURS OF STREAMING VIDEO GAME FEEDS 
FREE SAMPLE GAME 
"Sign Up Today Man" 
1 player simultaneous 
CHECK MARK! 
Continue Free Tour!</blockquote>

====Sample Game====
The free sample game resembles Space Invaders with Strong Bad against an army of Homestars coming out of the sky. The Cheat periodically falls from top to bottom and if he hits you, a message will appear saying "YOUR"
"HEAD" (changes to SHIP a second later)
"ASPLODE". Trying to play the game is difficult because the screen continually flashes the message "TRIAL VERSION", locking the game controls. The game also automatically closes itself after the 14th "TRIAL VERSION" screen, keeping you from advancing.
Using the cheat described below, it is possible to eliminate all of the Homestars, but this only results in a new set of Homestars appearing, and nothing else.

===Page Four===
<blockquote>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
So Much More!! 
 
SWEET CUPPIN CAKES 
A New Episode Each Week! 
Meet Eh! Steve!'s Lawyer! 
Win a chance to have lunch with the Worm-type character! 
 
teenage girl show! 
Revamped for the 90's. 
More humor! Finer dining! 
See the unaired pilot, the holiday special, and the 'everybody dies' episodes! 
 
And also, too: 
Answering Machines out the wazoo 
Powered by The Cheat-athons! 
Senor Cardgage Wednesdays 
Mr. Shmallow's Webcam 
 
Extra free sample here! 
On the Tour?</blockquote>

====Teen Girl Squad Sample====

''{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!

''{Enter Eh! Steve!, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speech bubble fills with hearts}'' Hey, Steven!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Cut to Wheelchair}''

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's whooooooooooo!

''{Arrow'd Guy, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a realistic drawing of a wheelchair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' GOOD DRAWINGED!

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'm a real boy!

''{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' It's over!

===Page Five===
<blockquote>View Shopping Cart 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
Join/Sign Up Today/Now!! 
$19.95/month or $499.95/week... Yearly Savings! 
No More Money!! 
OVER 2 BILLION!! 
First Name ________ 
Last Name ________ 
Nickname ________ 
Nick's Name ________ 
Month ________ 
D/O/B ________ 
Organ Donor ________ 
Car Keys ________ 
Passcode ________ 
</blockquote>

===Page Six===
<blockquote>Thank you for your order. 
You will receive your package 
in 6-8 weeks.</blockquote>

''{After about 15 seconds, you are returned to [[Main Page 19]].}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*The entire April Fools' site is a spoof of the preview pages on many pay-sites on the Internet: the trial videos, the free tour that ends with a sign-up page, the tacky design and layout, and the "streaming video game feeds" all mimic said pages.
**The second page claims "ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS!" when there were only 127 emails at the time it was posted. This spoofs how subscription sites often flagrantly misrepresent their content. However, this may be a reference to a perk of subscribing (viewing unaired Strong Bad Emails).
**A recent trend for Internet entertainment sites (especially game sites) is to be free for a few years, and then the owners initiate a pay-to-play policy.
**The free trial game that expires very quickly is very common on many pay sites, which offer demos of popular games that expire after a specific amount of usage time, counted in hours, times played, or days. Afterward, many member sites disallow users from downloading the demo again (or are allowed one or two more downloads), and the user must purchase the actual game.
**The low quality images spoof the [[Wikipedia:JPEG#Compression ratio and artifacts|compressed JPEGs]] used by the sites.

=== Trivia===
*The font type of the phrase "There's more?? Why, yes." is the same [[font]] used on the [[Compy 386]].
*When the page was first released, the navigation buttons at the bottom of the page weren't there, like [[Under Construction]].
*The loading screen for the Trapdoor sample reads "loading free pay sample...".
*Pressing '7' on the keyboard (or the numeric keypad) during the trial game will toggle the gray 'TRIAL VERSION' message. If it's onscreen, it will vanish. If it's not onscreen, it will appear. Holding down the 7 key rapidly toggles the message on and off. The 7 key has no effect at any other time.
*The screenshots on the first page show:
**Senor Cardgage showing a pie chart to Homestar, dressed in [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|his pajamas and robe]] from [[caper]].
**Strong Bad with the [[Lappy 486]] as The Cheat serves him Strong Sad's head on a platter.
**Strong Mad on [[the couch]] wearing Homestar's [[Homestarmy]] bowl, next to Frank Bennedetto.
*The screenshots on the second page show:
**Strong Bad at the [[Tandy 400]] with Sterrance (from [[animal]]) in the foreground.
**Strong Bad destroying a city (à la [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]]).
**Strong Bad in front of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], which has gained Bubs's eyes and mouth.
*The third page has:
**A screenshot from [[StrongBadZone]] with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
**The boxes for the [[Videlectrix]] games [[Planet Alert!]] and [[Spaceshipper]].
**The sprite of Stinkoman from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**A screenshot from [[RhinoFeeder]].
**A screenshot from the Videlectrix game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*There is a [[HR:payplustile.jpg|background tile]] image, but it's only a tiny black line.
**The line actually gradients to grey as it nears the center, but in front of a default white background, it is almost impossible to see. When the image is tiled on a black background, then the gradient forms a line that can be seen.
*Homestar made it only to five at the end of the "Seven Seconds" trial, meaning he was counting, on average, at the rate of one for every 1.4 seconds.
*Using a Flash decompiler, it is possible to see that The Brothers Chaps left the entirety of the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|games menu]] in the trial game instead of just the necessary objects.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#hunt the wumpus|hunt the wumpus]]".
*Except for the buttons and movie clips, all content featured in this toon are JPEGs.
*In the math problem shown in the screen shot of Rabbit Algebra, x = ±4.

=== Remarks ===
*Right clicking and selecting "play" will quickly advance you, page by page, to the very end of the presentation.
*None of the screenshots on the first two pages are from actual toons or emails. The StrongBadZone screenshot contains a quote not found in the game.
*Homestar is shown standing on Strong Mad's head after falling through the trapdoor, yet in [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[The Li'l Brudder Show]], and [[Toikey TV]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]] was shown to have a much higher ceiling.
**In [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is revealed that the computer room is on the top floor of the House of Strong, with an entire floor separating it from the basement, though the HomestarRunner.com universe has never been entirely consistent in terms of locations and distance.
**Additionally, it is first shown that only Homestar's feet fell through the hole, yet in the next scene it shows that half of his legs went through.
*If you shoot all the Homestars in the trial game, a second wave appears.
*On the first page, the right column of pictures is entitled "Instant Access", but at the end, it states "You will receive your package in 6 - 8 weeks."
*The presentation refers to an "everybody dies" episode of [[Teen Girl Squad]]; however, at the time of this cartoon, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] had already included every character dying. Since then, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], an Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] have too.
*Uncharacteristic of fake pricing on the site, the annual payment is actually a better deal, as $12.95 monthly = $155.40 yearly.
*The "question box" on the Games page only allows for ten characters. It is also impossible to submit anything.
*You can access the "you will receive your package in 6-8 weeks" page without filling the form out.
*Even if you were a member, you wouldn't be able to login, as the "loggin'" box has nothing to click on.
*The price of the subscription changes from $12.95/month and $99.95/year on the first page to $19.95/month and $499.95/week.
*"View your shopping cart" cannot be clicked on.

===Goofs===
*Pressing the back button while watching the "Let's see a clip!" preview on page 2 will not make the clip close, but it does close if you go back to page 2. This does not work if you hit "Show me more, sir!" or on any other of the previews.
**However, if you right click and click Rewind while watching the other samples, it goes to the first section. It zooms in on the game.
*In the 7-second trial (which is actually 7.15 seconds long, according to counter), the counter in the corner is counting by seconds and then 60ths of seconds. If you watch it frame by frame in the Flash file, you can see the decimal counter is going at 5 60ths of a second per frame, which means the decimal goes up by 5 every frame. At the end of any second, the counter does not go from 55 to 0, it goes from 55 to 60, and then to 65 of the next number, and then to 10 of the next number.
*On the "The Email Show" page, in the middle of the screen, Strong Bad's eyes are a much lighter shade of green and have lost the shadow on the tops of his eyes.
*The black part of Sterrance's face mask is not present in his screen shot.
*In the free trial of the "Email Show" page, when Homestar has been caught in the trapdoor, his position on Strong Mad's head would be impossible.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon mentions [[interactive menus]].
*When your ship is destroyed in the trial game, the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" appears, with "head" changing to "ship" a split-second later. This is a reference to StrongBadZone and another appearance of "[[A Splode]]".
*All the sprites in the trial game come from the secret games on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
*The "cred" card shown on page five belongs to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], who is a member of the [[Superfied Credit Union]]. This is a reference to the [[credit card]] email and to the [[Downloads]] page.
*The Cheat uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The phrase "Also, too" also appears in [[monster truck]].
*Cheerleader's shirt reads "Sperled rotten", an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"#"Oi" as "Er"|"Oi" pronounced as "Er"]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The trial game resembles another Homestar Runner game, [[Armless Invaders]], which in turn resembles the arcade game [[Space Invaders]].
*"I'm a real boy!" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pinnochio|Pinocchio]], a wooden puppet who was turned "real" and made a similar remark in at least one version of the story.
*"I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!" and the #9 jersey are references to the movie [[IMDB:tt0112368|Angus]].

===Fast Forward===
*Bubs' Stand would turn into his head again in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*The line "Revamped for the '90s" would later be used in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], another April Fools' Day prank.

==DVD Version==
*Viewers can read the pages in any order.
*If you do not select anything for a while, the DVD will advance to the next page automatically.
*The Free Sample Game is not playable; instead, a video of the game being played is shown, with the [[Wikipedia:Nagware|nag screen]] still present.
*The form at the end can't be filled out or submitted.

==External Links==
*[[HR:payplus.html|view "PAY PLUS!"]]
*[[HR:payplus2.swf|view the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"]]
*view the component Flash files for:
**[[HR:7seconds.swf|Homestar's Seven Seconds]]
**[[HR:sbsample.swf|Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample]]
**[[HR:SevenSecondTrialGame.swf|Trial Game "Homestar Invaders"]]
**[[HR:tgsample.swf|Teen Girl Squad Sample]]
{{aprilfool}}
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:April Fools]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!

Pgj1997 — Tue, 13 Oct 2015 02:23:24 GMT

Pgj1997:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|payplus|Homestar Presents: Presents|Senorial Day}}
[[Image:Payplus.PNG|thumb|"Finally At Last!!!"]]

It's April Fools' Day and—Oh no! [[HomestarRunner.com]] is now a subscription site!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|Strong Sad's Head]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Sterrance]], {{Film|Bubs}} ''(morphed into his concession stand)'', {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}} ''(silhouetted)'', {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}}, [[Ready For Primetime]], {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, [[Mr. Shmallow]] ''(watermark)'', {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Friday, April 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:12 (combined)

'''Page Title:''' Finally At Last!!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}} (Teen Girl Squad Sample only), {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2|notitle=true}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{the page's background has a pattern of grey lines on top of the usual black background}''
===Page One===
<blockquote class=written>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ONLY $12.95 MONTHLY! 
JUST $99.95 YEARLY! 
SIGN UP FOREVER! 
Interactive Menus!! 
*New annual fee! 
*The same content! 
*More banner ads! 
Free 7 second trial!! 
Join now! 
Subscriptions are the latest craze! 
Loggin' {a login box} 
Instant access! 
Take the tour!</blockquote>

====Homestar's Seven Seconds====
''{Cue Homestar standing in the field. A timer counts up in the bottom left corner of the screen starting at 0.10 seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One... two... three... four... fi-

''{The timer reaches 7.15; a buzzer goes off, and "TRIAL PERIOD OVER!" pops up on the screen.}''

===Page Two===
<blockquote>The Email Show! 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! 
WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! 
Let's see a clip! 
SHOW ME MORE, SIR!</blockquote>

====Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample====

''{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy, flanked by The Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing on a brown trapdoor in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat, let 'er rip!

''{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. The trapdoor opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.''}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Woo! That was fun!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit. ''{Homestar starts a little dance with his feet, stepping back and forth gracefully.}'' ... Not a two-foot pit!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar's feet dancing on top of him.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!

===Page Three===
<blockquote>There's more?? Why, yes. 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
GEE-AMES! 
Pay for play!! 
Just pennies/pixel! 
Members plus, fool! 
Actual screenshots! 
Fake boxes 
HOURS OF STREAMING VIDEO GAME FEEDS 
FREE SAMPLE GAME 
"Sign Up Today Man" 
1 player simultaneous 
CHECK MARK! 
Continue Free Tour!</blockquote>

====Sample Game====
The free sample game resembles Space Invaders with Strong Bad against an army of Homestars coming out of the sky. The Cheat periodically falls from top to bottom and if he hits you, a message will appear saying "YOUR"
"HEAD" (changes to SHIP a second later)
"ASPLODE". Trying to play the game is difficult because the screen continually flashes the message "TRIAL VERSION", locking the game controls. The game also automatically closes itself after the 14th "TRIAL VERSION" screen, keeping you from advancing.
Using the cheat described below, it is possible to eliminate all of the Homestars, but this only results in a new set of Homestars appearing, and nothing else.

===Page Four===
<blockquote>HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
So Much More!! 
 
SWEET CUPPIN CAKES 
A New Episode Each Week! 
Meet Eh! Steve!'s Lawyer! 
Win a chance to have lunch with the Worm-type character! 
 
teenage girl show! 
Revamped for the 90's. 
More humor! Finer dining! 
See the unaired pilot, the holiday special, and the 'everybody dies' episodes! 
 
And also, too: 
Answering Machines out the wazoo 
Powered by The Cheat-athons! 
Senor Cardgage Wednesdays 
Mr. Shmallow's Webcam 
 
Extra free sample here! 
On the Tour?</blockquote>

====Teen Girl Squad Sample====

''{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!

''{Enter Eh! Steve!, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speech bubble fills with hearts}'' Hey, Steven!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Cut to Wheelchair}''

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's whooooooooooo!

''{Arrow'd Guy, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a realistic drawing of a wheelchair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' GOOD DRAWINGED!

'''WHEELCHAIR:''' I'm a real boy!

''{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' It's over!

===Page Five===
<blockquote>View Shopping Cart 
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! 
Join/Sign Up Today/Now!! 
$19.95/month or $499.95/week... Yearly Savings! 
No More Money!! 
OVER 2 BILLION!! 
First Name ________ 
Last Name ________ 
Nickname ________ 
Nick's Name ________ 
Month ________ 
D/O/B ________ 
Organ Donor ________ 
Car Keys ________ 
Passcode ________ 
</blockquote>

===Page Six===
<blockquote>Thank you for your order. 
You will receive your package 
in 6-8 weeks.</blockquote>

''{After about 15 seconds, you are returned to [[Main Page 19]].}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*The entire April Fools' site is a spoof of the preview pages on many pay-sites on the Internet: the trial videos, the free tour that ends with a sign-up page, the tacky design and layout, and the "streaming video game feeds" all mimic said pages.
**The second page claims "ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS!" when there were only 127 emails at the time it was posted. This spoofs how subscription sites often flagrantly misrepresent their content. However, this may be a reference to a perk of subscribing (viewing unaired Strong Bad Emails).
**A recent trend for Internet entertainment sites (especially game sites) is to be free for a few years, and then the owners initiate a pay-to-play policy.
**The free trial game that expires very quickly is very common on many pay sites, which offer demos of popular games that expire after a specific amount of usage time, counted in hours, times played, or days. Afterward, many member sites disallow users from downloading the demo again (or are allowed one or two more downloads), and the user must purchase the actual game.
**The low quality images spoof the [[Wikipedia:JPEG#Compression ratio and artifacts|compressed JPEGs]] used by the sites.

=== Trivia===
*The font type of the phrase "There's more?? Why, yes." is the same [[font]] used on the [[Compy 386]].
*When the page was first released, the navigation buttons at the bottom of the page weren't there, like [[Under Construction]].
*The loading screen for the Trapdoor sample reads "loading free pay sample...".
*Pressing '7' on the keyboard (or the numeric keypad) during the trial game will toggle the gray 'TRIAL VERSION' message. If it's onscreen, it will vanish. If it's not onscreen, it will appear. Holding down the 7 key rapidly toggles the message on and off. The 7 key has no effect at any other time.
*The screenshots on the first page show:
**Senor Cardgage showing a pie chart to Homestar, dressed in [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|his pajamas and robe]] from [[caper]].
**Strong Bad with the [[Lappy 486]] as The Cheat serves him Strong Sad's head on a platter.
**Strong Mad on [[the couch]] wearing Homestar's [[Homestarmy]] bowl, next to Frank Bennedetto.
*The screenshots on the second page show:
**Strong Bad at the [[Tandy 400]] with Sterrance (from [[animal]]) in the foreground.
**Strong Bad destroying a city (à la [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]]).
**Strong Bad in front of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], which has gained Bubs's eyes and mouth.
*The third page has:
**A screenshot from [[StrongBadZone]] with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
**The boxes for the [[Videlectrix]] games [[Planet Alert!]] and [[Spaceshipper]].
**The sprite of Stinkoman from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**A screenshot from [[RhinoFeeder]].
**A screenshot from the Videlectrix game [[Rabbit Algebra]].
*There is a [[HR:payplustile.jpg|background tile]] image, but it's only a tiny black line.
**The line actually gradients to grey as it nears the center, but in front of a default white background, it is almost impossible to see. When the image is tiled on a black background, then the gradient forms a line that can be seen.
*Homestar made it only to five at the end of the "Seven Seconds" trial, meaning he was counting, on average, at the rate of one for every 1.4 seconds.
*Using a Flash decompiler, it is possible to see that The Brothers Chaps left the entirety of the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|games menu]] in the trial game instead of just the necessary objects.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#hunt the wumpus|hunt the wumpus]]".
*Except for the buttons and movie clips, all content featured in this toon are JPEGs.
*In the math problem shown in the screen shot of Rabbit Algebra, x = ±4.

=== Remarks ===
*Right clicking and selecting "play" will quickly advance you, page by page, to the very end of the presentation.
*None of the screenshots on the first two pages are from actual toons or emails. The StrongBadZone screenshot contains a quote not found in the game.
*Homestar is shown standing on Strong Mad's head after falling through the trapdoor, yet in [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[The Li'l Brudder Show]], and [[Toikey TV]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]] was shown to have a much higher ceiling.
**In [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is revealed that the computer room is on the top floor of the House of Strong, with an entire floor separating it from the basement, though the HomestarRunner.com universe has never been entirely consistent in terms of locations and distance.
**Additionally, it is first shown that only Homestar's feet fell through the hole, yet in the next scene it shows that half of his legs went through.
*If you shoot all the Homestars in the trial game, a second wave appears.
*On the first page, the right column of pictures is entitled "Instant Access", but at the end, it states "You will receive your package in 6 - 8 weeks."
*The presentation refers to an "everybody dies" episode of [[Teen Girl Squad]]; however, at the time of this cartoon, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] had already included every character dying. Since then, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], an Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] have too.
*Uncharacteristic of fake pricing on the site, the annual payment is actually a better deal, as $12.95 monthly = $155.40 yearly.
*The "question box" on the Games page only allows for ten characters. It is also impossible to submit anything.
*You can access the "you will receive your package in 6-8 weeks" page without filling the form out.
*Even if you were a member, you wouldn't be able to login, as the "loggin'" box has nothing to click on.
*The price of the subscription changes from $12.95/month and $99.95/year on the first page to $19.95/month and $499.95/week.
*"View your shopping cart" cannot be clicked on.

===Goofs===
*Pressing the back button while watching the "Let's see a clip!" preview on page 2 will not make the clip close, but it does close if you go back to page 2. This does not work if you hit "Show me more, sir!" or on any other of the previews.
**However, if you right click and click Rewind while watching the other samples, it goes to the first section. It zooms in on the game.
*In the 7-second trial (which is actually 7.15 seconds long, according to counter), the counter in the corner is counting by seconds and then 60ths of seconds. If you watch it frame by frame in the Flash file, you can see the decimal counter is going at 5 60ths of a second per frame, which means the decimal goes up by 5 every frame. At the end of any second, the counter does not go from 55 to 0, it goes from 55 to 60, and then to 65 of the next number, and then to 10 of the next number.
*On the "The Email Show" page, in the middle of the screen, Strong Bad's eyes are a much lighter shade of green and have lost the shadow on the tops of his eyes.
*The black part of Sterrance's face mask is not present in his screen shot.
*In the free trial of the "Email Show" page, when Homestar has been caught in the trapdoor, his position on Strong Mad's head would be impossible.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon mentions [[interactive menus]].
*When your ship is destroyed in the trial game, the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" appears, with "head" changing to "ship" a split-second later. This is a reference to StrongBadZone and another appearance of "[[A Splode]]".
*All the sprites in the trial game come from the secret games on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
*The "cred" card shown on page five belongs to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], who is a member of the [[Superfied Credit Union]]. This is a reference to the [[credit card]] email and to the [[Downloads]] page.
*The Cheat uses a [[single-button remote control]].
*The phrase "Also, too" also appears in [[monster truck]].
*Cheerleader's shirt reads "Sperled rotten", an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"#"Oi" as "Er"|"Oi" pronounced as "Er"]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The trial game resembles another Homestar Runner game, [[Armless Invaders]], which in turn resembles the arcade game [[Space Invaders]].
*"I'm a real boy!" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pinnochio|Pinocchio]], a wooden puppet who was turned "real" and made a similar remark in at least one version of the story.
*"I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!" and the #9 jersey are references to the movie [[IMDB:tt0112368|Angus]].

===Fast Forward===
*Bubs' Stand would turn into his head again in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*The line "Revamped for the '90s" would later be used in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], another April Fools' Day prank.

==DVD Version==
*Viewers can read the pages in any order.
*If you do not select anything for a while, the DVD will advance to the next page automatically.
*The Free Sample Game is not playable; instead, a video of the game being played is shown, with the [[Wikipedia:Nagware|nag screen]] still present.
*The form at the end can't be filled out or submitted.

==External Links==
*[[HR:payplus.html|view "PAY PLUS!"]]
*[[HR:payplus2.swf|view the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"]]
*view the component Flash files for:
**[[HR:7seconds.swf|Homestar's Seven Seconds]]
**[[HR:sbsample.swf|Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample]]
**[[HR:SevenSecondTrialGame.swf|Trial Game "Homestar Invaders"]]
**[[HR:tgsample.swf|Teen Girl Squad Sample]]
{{aprilfool}}
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:April Fools]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

User talk:Pgj1997

Pgj1997 — Wed, 05 Aug 2015 02:28:14 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Please clarify */

I hired the paper!
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==Intro==
Ok anything you need with the page come and ask.
== Using Show Preview ==
Hello Pgj1997, I see that you have made several consecutive edits to the same page. I want to point out the Show Preview button. It's right next to the Save Page button when you edit. You should use it whenever you are making a lot of experimental edits, for example when you are trying to get formatting right. Using the Show Preview button is quicker and easier than saving and clicking "edit" again, and will keep [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and page histories from being flooded. Thanks, {{User:Record307/sig}} 03:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
::<ul>
<li>hello to you too
<li>nobody cares whether you use show preview or not.
<li>See the code at the top USE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. That`s why I put it there.
</ul>
 -pgj1997
:I'm afraid you're mistaken. People do indeed care if you use show preview. If you don't, you end up flooding the recent changes, which is annoying. As for your code, you really can't expect people to use it. The default MediaWiki way works fine, and it's not reasonable to expect people to do various special things just for your own page. Sorry. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:02, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::Sorry I erased the part about the code, you don't have to use it now, I've erased that part too from the intro.
::Oh, and I take back the "nobody cares whether you use show preview or not". {{unsigned|Pgj1997|02:06, 2 January 2011 (UTC)}}

== Undelete it? ==

Don't remove TBD tags from pages, especially when consensus is against keeping the page. Lots of users get their pages deleted; that you created that page does not make it any better or worse than any other page to the Wiki as a whole. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

:So? Strong bad talker stayed.
::What other pages have stayed or been deleted doesn't matter. It's the wiki's consensus that matters. The community will decide, not you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:23, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== Please clarify ==

I did not take you calling me a "blind idiot" to heart, but I would like some clarification. Where does it link to Flash is Dead? I don't see it [http://postimg.org/image/5dfac2axv/ here].
Thanks,
Me {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 21:42, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
: Or [http://postimg.org/image/4dgktbxzz/ here]. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 21:45, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
Pgj1997, regardless of whether or not the [[Flash is Dead!]] Short is actually listed in the shorts menu or not, calling people "blind" is considered rude and excessive. Even if not directly aimed at an individual, such behavior is not considered acceptable behavior by the community. Please use the [[HRWiki:Talk_page_etiquette#Talk_post_content|talk page etiquette]] article as reference and also consider that edit summaries also abide by such etiquette guidelines. We welcome your edits but please also be welcoming and accommodating of other user's edits. This is only a wiki about dumb animal characters, so mistakes are to be found all the time, and that's normal; so please keep cool, and carry on tranglin'. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 22:02, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
: I feel like I'm being gas lighted. :( Where's the freaking link? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 00:01, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
:: Check [[hr:toons.html|here]]. It's on there now. As for the blind idiot thing, last time I was here, there were unneeded onomonopias to the point where I had to use the talk page to sort it out. And recently, there were exclamation marks thrown around where they weren't needed. Next thing you know it, there'll be uncared for typos, unneeded abbreviations, and internet slang on every single page. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 01:21, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
:::You seem to take this database about a webcartoon about dumb animal characters very seriously. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 02:13, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
:::Ha ha ha... then why is this wiki so large then? [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 02:28, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

Flash is Dead!

Pgj1997 — Wed, 05 Aug 2015 01:29:24 GMT

Pgj1997: not notable in this scenario, also, could be considered vandalism.

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello, horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{''hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons fall from the sky and embed themselves slightly into the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack here to last us at least six months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
:''{the shutter of the Concession Stand is down and the sign reads "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Runner. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what a billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Remarks===
*This is the sixth toon in a row not to include a [[toons without back buttons|back button]].
*On the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the description reads "It's all over! Head for the hills!" in the [[New Stuff]] menu while the [[Shorts]] section reads "It's all over!".

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], both of which centered around objects hitting Earth with catastrophic consequences. As Homestar stated, both films came out in 1998; ''Deep Impact'' was released first, coming out on May 8 of that year while ''Armageddon'' was released on July 1.
*"[[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|I Don't Want to Miss a Thing]]" was a song from the soundtrack to ''Armageddon''. The song was written by [[Wikipedia:Diane Warren|Diane Warren]] and performed by [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]], and was the first song by the band to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
*Homestar's mention of "Morgan Shawshank" refers to ''Deep Impact'' star [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], who played the President of the United States in the film and starred as Red in ''[[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]]''.
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Lyons|Jeffrey Lyons]] is a film, theater, and television critic based in New York City. He has hosted several programs based on film reviews.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bads with one of their arms extended against a blue gradient || A small blonde-haired peasant hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || There are multiple stripes, colored light brown, several shades of blue, and white. There is text above them reading "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Flash is Dead!

Pgj1997 — Wed, 05 Aug 2015 01:26:09 GMT

Pgj1997: (sigh)

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello, horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{''hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons fall from the sky and embed themselves slightly into the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack here to last us at least six months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
:''{the shutter of the Concession Stand is down and the sign reads "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Runner. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what a billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Remarks===
*This is the sixth toon in a row not to include a [[toons without back buttons|back button]].
*On the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the description reads "It's all over! Head for the hills!" in the [[New Stuff]] menu while the [[Shorts]] section reads "It's all over!".

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], both of which centered around objects hitting Earth with catastrophic consequences. As Homestar stated, both films came out in 1998; ''Deep Impact'' was released first, coming out on May 8 of that year while ''Armageddon'' was released on July 1.
*"[[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|I Don't Want to Miss a Thing]]" was a song from the soundtrack to ''Armageddon''. The song was written by [[Wikipedia:Diane Warren|Diane Warren]] and performed by [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]], and was the first song by the band to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
*Homestar's mention of "Morgan Shawshank" refers to ''Deep Impact'' star [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], who played the President of the United States in the film and starred as Red in ''[[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]]''.
**Actor [[Wikipedia:Robert Duvall|Robert Duvall]] also appeared in ''Deep Impact''.
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Lyons|Jeffrey Lyons]] is a film, theater, and television critic based in New York City. He has hosted several programs based on film reviews.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bads with one of their arms extended against a blue gradient || A small blonde-haired peasant hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || There are multiple stripes, colored light brown, several shades of blue, and white. There is text above them reading "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

User talk:Pgj1997

Pgj1997 — Wed, 05 Aug 2015 01:21:34 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Please clarify */

Flash is Dead!

Pgj1997 — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:23:43 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Remarks */ Ok, that does it. you guys are blind idiots.

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello, horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{''hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons fall from the sky and embed themselves slightly into the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack here to last us at least six months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
:''{the shutter of the Concession Stand is down and the sign reads "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Runner. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what a billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Remarks===
*This is the sixth toon in a row not to include a [[toons without back buttons|back button]].

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], quoting the Aerosmith song [[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"]] and correctly stating that both movies came out in the summer of 1998.
*Homestar calling [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], "Morgan Shawshank", references his significant roles in both Deep Impact and [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|''The Shawshank Redemption'']]. He also mentions [[Wikipedia:Robert Duvall|Robert Duvall]], who played Captain Spurgeon "Fish" Tanner in ''Deep Impact''.
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bads with one of their arms extended against a blue gradient || A small blonde-haired peasant hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || There are multiple stripes, colored light brown, several shades of blue, and white. There is text above them reading "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Flash is Dead!

Pgj1997 — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 05:27:52 GMT

Pgj1997: YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{'hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons call from a sky and onto the ground, slightly piercing the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack to last us at least six months months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
''{the gate in the Concession Stand closed down and the sign reading "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile, it's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Whitey. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], quoting the Aerosmith song [[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"]] and correctly stating that both movies came out in the summer of 1998.
*Homestar calling [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], "Morgan Shawshank", references his significant roles in both Deep Impact and [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|''The Shawshank Redemption'']].
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*A goof present in the Flash version on the website is not present in the YouTube version.
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bad's with one of their arms extended against a blue gradiant || A small blonde-haired peasant hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || There are multiple stripes, colored light brown, several shades of blue, and white. There is text above them reading "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Flash is Dead!

Pgj1997 — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:03:26 GMT

Pgj1997: I swear this wiki gets worse with every new page. Also, quit slinging exclamation marks.

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F.Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F.Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD''': Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, well good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD''': No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{'hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons call from a sky and onto the ground, slightly piercing the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD''': Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD''': I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD''': I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD''': Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack to last us at least six months months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word ''LOSCHE!''.}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of Deep Impact}'' Deep Impact!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD''': Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text ''Oh, man'', and below it, ''We gotta figure something out, fast!''.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
''{the gate in the Concession Stand closed down and the sign reading "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD''': Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS''': Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z''': And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS''': Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD''': W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif. 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this page is best viewed using Ned'ss cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Welcome to my dating profile, it's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Whitey. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F.Sack.
:'''F.SACK''': Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had made me horse giblets. Better than that ol' name F.Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Goofs===
*The tall grass around objects embedded into the ground is a different shade of green from the rest of the grass. Oddly, this goof is not present in the [[YouTube]] version.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a Deep Impact DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].

===Real-World References===
* Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
* Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
* [[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
* Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|Deep Impact]] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|Armageddon]], quoting the Aerosmith song [[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|I Don't Want to Miss a Thing]] and correctly stating that both movies came out in the summer of 1998.
* Homestar calling [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], "Morgan Shawshank", references his significant roles in both Deep Impact and [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*A goof present in the Flash version on the website is not present in the YouTube version.
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!" || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bad's with one of their arms extended against a blue gradiant || A small blonde-haired peasant hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || There are multiple stripes, colored light brown, several shades of blue, and white. There is text above them reading "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F.Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Help:Strong Bad Email

Pgj1997 — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 09:31:02 GMT

Pgj1997: More detailed

'''Here's how to create a Strong Bad Email blockquote:'''__NOTOC__

==Coding the Blockquote==
To create the blockquote, you'll need the ''<nowiki><blockquote></nowiki>'' tag. To make the blockquote look like a Strong Bad Email, you'll need the ''class'' attribute:

<pre><blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">Your SBemail text</blockquote></pre>

You'll need to know the six different attributes values, the words that go where ''(Your SBemail style)'' is, to customize the blockquote:

*'''tandy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Tandy 400]].
*'''compy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Compy 386]].
*'''lappy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Lappy 486]].
*'''short tandy email''' - The same functions as '''tandy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short compy email''' - The same functions as '''compy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short lappy email''' - The same functions as '''lappy email''', but with a fixed height.
* The Compé does not use a blockquote format, Instead, the text in question should be put inbetween <nowiki>{{compeemail}}</nowiki> and <nowiki>{{compeemailend}}</nowiki>.
''Note: Hence their names, the short versions of each blockquote should only be used for exceptionally short emails.''

The blue subject bar above each Lappy 486 email can be rendered into your blockquote using the ''<nowiki><div></nowiki>'' tag inside the email:

<pre>
<blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">
<div>(Your subject text)</div>
Your SBemail text
</blockquote>
</pre>

==Examples==

===Tandy 400===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="tandy email">

Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compy 386===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="compy email">strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Lappy 486===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compé===
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

[[Category:Help|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Mon, 08 Jun 2015 00:29:06 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

== Econowave ==
Umm, juys? [[Strong Bad]] never actually uses the [[Lappier]] to check the email. Shouldn't this email say that it was checked on the Econowave? I don't actually want to change the page because I am a little nervous about up and doing that. Do you juys have any arguments that could help me feel more confident about changing/not changing the page? Thanks, [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 00:02, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
:I was thinking of adding both. But technically, the Lappier is introduced and is ''technically'' the computer of the SBemail. I'll add in the Econowave. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 00:24, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
::Thanks! [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 23:34, 17 April 2015 (UTC)

== sbemail name ==

Judging from the name from the Youtube video, maybe this sbemail is named "April 1st"?

It also uses a title that's modified. "Strong Bad Email #190 - Licensed" as compared to "sbemail206 - April 1st"

Just something to consider. [[User:Catjaz63|Catjaz63]] 20:17, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

: It's called sbemail206 on the email menu and that's the one we usually go with. Oddly the menu computer is still the comp-ay... [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 20:31, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

== The turtle ==

Does that turtle seriously still not have its own page? It showed up in New Hands and in Time Capsule and I'm pretty sure one other time. Anyone remember? We should finally make it its own page and just link there for that one inside reference.
::The rule of 3 still exists, right? This is at least the third appearance of this turtle. --[[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 15:05, 2 April 2015 (UTC)

== February 7, 2008 ==

Does anybody know if this is referencing anything in particular? Various Googling and Wikipedia-izing have yielded no definite contenders.
--Odin, LTWFTW (not really) 14:11, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
:I saw one comment on the Youtube video claiming that was the day Comcast accidentally sent an area in-a-pro-pro content by accident. I don't have any citations, though. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 23:16, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
::The best I can come up with is this was around when Rickrolling got to be super-popular. According to wikipedia, Feb 10th 2008 was when 4chan rickrolled the church of Scientology live. [[Special:Contributions/64.134.97.81|64.134.97.81]] 21:41, 4 April 2015 (UTC)
:::I came here to ask this myself. I got nothing. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:08, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

== Does sbemail206 need an "Email" prefix before it when referenced on the Wiki ==

A small inconsistency that's going on in this Wiki right now when adding references to this sbemail on other pages is that some include an "Email" prefix and some don't when internally linking to the sbemail206 article. Since it has sbemail in the name, does it need a prefix? There's been no real official or community stance on this and you can see a lot of instances of this on several pages. I, myself, think that it doesn't need one since it already has a sbemail prefix in its name, so adding another "Email" prefix would be redundant and unnecessary. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:38, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
:If it's in a bulleted list, it should have the prefix. It's standard formatting. Any list that doesn't is wrong. That's pretty much all there is to it. See: any list that mentions [[sb_email 22]], [[email thunder]], or [[hremail3184]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:45, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
::Mmm, True. There are a bunch of mentions of sbemail206 (on lists) without Email. I'll go fix a few I added. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:48, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

== Om Nom O-pedia ==

So, what do you mean by "we don't put onomatopoeia in the transcripts"? We do it plenty with Homestar saying "ding!" and the "Boo-da-ling..." in this exact toon! Plus, it's obviously exaggerated by Strong Bad and is necessary to the transcript since he's blowing off the dust. -{{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 03:02, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:I went ahead and reverted. There is no such rule. In fact, [[Onomatopoeia|quite the opposite is true]]. (And while this doesn't belong on that page, it does prove that there is no such rule.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:54, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:: "If there is a scene change or major action (which takes more than a few words to describe), it should be separated from the dialogue by a blank line above and below, and in this case complete sentences and proper capitalization and punctuation are desirable." Plus, the example you mentioned is a case of characters saying sound effects out loud, whch he isn't doing. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:27, 24 May 2015 (UTC)
:::That has nothing to do with whether we write onomatopoeia; it's just about giving stage directions. <s>(At least I think so; the fact that you didn't cite your quote leaves me having to just guess.)</s> I found the place you got that quote from, and I was right; it has nothing to do with writing onomatopoeia. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:14, 25 May 2015 (UTC)
:::: Look, we don't use onomatopoeia in this sort of context. Just saying hes blowing on the dust is all we need. Just putting in "FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" is unnessesary. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 04:10, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::You're going to have to back up that statement with fact. (And I know you can't, because there are three different people who are experienced parts of that "we" to which you're referring telling you you're wrong.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:21, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::: Ok then. [[sibbie]]: "''{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio, piledrives it, kicks it over, and then suplexes the radio, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard. His right eye twitches twice in succession.} ''". You don't see "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" In that sentence, do you.
:::::::I think that the major difference here is that the blowing is part of his previous sentence, and without the onomatopoeia, that fact is not made clear. (Without it, it reads as though he just cuts himself off.) Meaning, that when the onomatopoeia are '''part of the dialogue''' as opposed to just happening otherwise, then they need to be transcribed as '''part of the dialogue'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:46, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::: But he ''does'' cut himself off when he blows. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:50, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::::I said-a '''no he doesn't'''. Any more than the previous sentence of mine does. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:08, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
::::::::::My biggest problem is that the whole shtick just makes it look so unprofessional, unlike the rest of the wiki. And unless you want this wiki to look like 85% of all wikis hosted on Wikia, I'd say to give it the axe. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 06:07, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::::::I said a-''{inquisitive hum}''. I thought that "FWWWWWWWWWWWW" was a strange onomatopoeia for blowing, though just cutting it out doesn't quite cut it, either. Perhaps put a "''{blows}''" in place of "FWW" and maybe modify the italic text following that. {{User:Mee/sig}} 08:48, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::::::Done and done! [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:29, 8 June 2015 (UTC)

sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Mon, 08 Jun 2015 00:18:55 GMT

Pgj1997: see talk page

{{sbenav|206}}
{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|sbemail206|I Killed Pom Pom|Record Store Day|link=""}}
[[Image:sbemail206.png|thumb|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."]]
After years of checking his email on kitchen appliances, Strong Bad finally returns to checking on computers, as his Compé gets remodeled into the portable Lappier. Seeing that it's April Fools' Day, he gives Internet pranks a piece of his mind.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], {{Film|Dangeresque Too}}, {{Film|Renaldo}}, {{Film|The Stunt Double}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Gremlin]]

'''Kitchen Appliance:''' [[Items#Strong_Bad.27s_Kitchen_Appliances|Econowave 4761-V]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 1, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 4:47 (official), 5:12 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Econowave 4761-V

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of a microwave on a kitchen counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emails are like Hot Pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.

''{The microwave beeps and turns on. Text scrolls from right to left on the small screen.}''


'''DEAR STRONG BAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUST OFF THE COMPÉ AND ANSWER AN EMAIL? -MATT MACRO PIKA'''


''{Strong Bad reads the words haltingly as they appear. Reads sender's name as "Matt Massapequa". The microwave beeps, and "DONE." scrolls down from above.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, have I not always checked my email on kitchen appliances?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a running blender. "DEAR STRONG BAD" scrolls across a tiny screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a toaster. Toast pops up with "DEAR STRONG BAD" burned onto the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a fridge. He pushes a glass into the ice dispenser.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear crushed ice..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compé. The screen says:}''

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you enloy reasing? 
I do two! How 'bou? 
-The Tawdry Man
{{compeemailend}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the counter. He turns away from the microwave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! ''Computers!'' ''{He hops down from his stool}'' Let's go see how that old Compé is doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer table. The Compé appears to be buried in a huge mound of dust, with only its top-right corner poking out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Ooh. That is... that is some dust. ''{Close up of the desk. Strong Bad steps closer}'' Well, I'd best get to blowin'! I said a-''{blows}''

''{A cloud of dust envelops the room. When it clears, there is a different computer, resembling the [[Lappy 486]] and called the Lappier, sitting where the Compé was. The top-right corner of the Compé's monitor is balanced on the top of the Lappier for a few seconds, then falls onto the desk and clatters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer into a newer, even ''better'' computer! Like coal to a diamond!

''{Rear view of the Lappier. Strong Bad picks up the Compé corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we hardly knew yé. Whup! ''{He tosses the Compé corner off to the side}''

''{Cut back to the front of the Lappier. It boots up with a jingle and a 3D model resembling the Lappy logo that zooms and in rotates twice. "Lapp''ier''" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I–I mean, lappier.

''{The Lappier dings. A notice appears with the text "Today's date is April 1" and the Lappier logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! April First?! Aw, man, I can't check my email today!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited}'' Here it comes, ''{Cut to wide shot. Homestar is sitting on the computer table to the right of the Lappier, knees tucked in and feet drumming on the table.}'' here it comes! ''{He stops drumming his feet}'' Brace myself! ''{He holds his breath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just waiting for you to drop that Apro Foo Day bomb, Strong Bad! ''{He hops off the table}'' Our website ''always'' has the best pranks!

''{Close up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fools' Day. ...On February 7, 2008, ironically enough.

''{Close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!

''{Wide shot of the two of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. ''{sarcastic}'' And I can't wait to be ''soooo'' fooled when ''{Cut to the welcome screen. Strong Bad and Homestar continue talking as voiceovers.}'' my favorite website looks like it's from another ''time'' period!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. ''{A cursor enters the screen and waggles back and forth.}'' This looks just like one of them Flash-y cartoon websites ''{The cursor stops over "watch intro" and a Flash Player Settings popup appears over Homestar's face.}'' from 2002!

''{The cursor moves to the update button and clicks a few times. It starts waggling again as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Shut up! I haven't done it yet! Boo-da-ling...

''{The welcome screen transforms into an Old-Timey version with a mechanical version of The Homestar Runner. Buttons labeled "WEB", "SITE", and "COM" appear on the bottom of the screen, while a coin slot appears on the left side of the screen. As Homestar speaks, the cursor moves to click on "WEB".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What happened to my wedsize? It's gone Old Time Jones!

''{The cursor clicks on "SITE". A sign comes down from the top of the screen.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E'erybody, e'erybody.

''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner rotates counterclockwise out of the screen, and a mechanical Old Timey Strong Bad rotates into the screen in the same direction.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

''{Animatronic Old Timey Strong Bad rotates back out of the screen, replaced by The Homestar Runner.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Insert a baby. ''{opens his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no, I'm not falling for ''that'' prank again. ''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner bounces impatiently.}'' Strong Bad, let's move on to the next thing you're gonna make fun of.

''{Cut to a green rating card.}''

<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget all the great fake movie trailers we get to suffer through.

''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.

''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?!

''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?!

''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}''

'''RENALDO:''' But that equals...!

''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six!

''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six?

''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When's it coming out?! ''When's it coming out?!'' I gotta forward this to all my peeps on Google Buzz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, hang on, we don't want to forget about the fake ads for nerd culture products that don't really exist.

''{Cut to shot of Strong Sad with a Petri dish and a Q-Tip}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{inexplicably cheerful}'' Did someone say, "nerd cultures"? Ahh! ''{Strong Sad sticks the Q-Tip into his mouth and makes choking noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

''{Cut to a commercial for "Nerd Cultch". A logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Burninate back-to-school ''{Logo fades, image of a man wearing an arm-shaped backpack enters from the right, and the words "TROGDOR BEEFY ARM BACK PACK" appear to the right of it.}'' with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. ''{Front view. Two arrows point to—}'' Two straps! ''{Another arrow points to—}'' One beefy arm! ''{Panning view of the arm, stopping on a pocket.}'' Secret com-pockt-ments for all your ''{Drawn consummate V's appear to the right of the pocket.}'' consummate V's. ''{V's are slurped up by the pocket.}'' And you'll look ''{Cut to a burning peasant sprite walking on-screen from the right.}'' "rather dashing" in this ''{Sprite is pushed off the bottom of the screen by a picture of a man wearing a zip-up hooded robe.}'' Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.

''{Images of the two items both appear on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's only fake, unless enough of you say you'll buy one, in which case, ''{A logo for Kickcheater scrolls onto the bottom of the screen, and a flashing starburst reading "PLEDGE IT OUT!" appears between the two pictures.}'' ''support my crowdfunding campaign!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want one! Imagine me with three arms! ''{Wiggles his body in excitement.}'' ''Oooooooh!'' I gotta send this to all my Google Wavebirds!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget all that mess! I'm yanking April Fools' off the Internet ''{Close-up of Strong Bad.}'' and back into the real world! Where it can physically hurt people!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody falls for that stuff no more, Strong Bad!

''{Wide shot, showing Strong Bad holding a mirror with a mustache applied to the top-center to resemble Mustached Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar! I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chauncey! Give us a three-arm hug!

''{Homestar runs into the mirror as it shatters and he falls onto the floor with shards in his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field with Marzipan having a very The Cheat-like shape in her throat}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{slightly garbled, choking}'' Are you sure this is gluten-free?

'''STRONG BAD:''' April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to The King of Town's table with Strong Bad and the King of Town}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King of Town, I'd like you to eat... ''{Holds up hand mirror in front of King of Town}'' your long lost twin brother.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay! ''{King of Town takes a bite out of hand mirror}''

''{Cut to shot of Strong Mad and a turtle upside down in The Field}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ME DOWN!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the left side}'' A-tee hee.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing around a little}'' I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the right side}'' And a-tee hee hee.

''{Cut back to shot of Strong Bad as Dangeresque and Strong Sad in his stunt double outfit on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as Strong Sad is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut to shot of Bubs' in the field at night, looking at the [[Gremlin]] wrapped in [[duct tape]].}''

'''BUBS:''' How am I supposed to get inside my car?

''{Shot zooms into the windshield as Coach Z sits up from the driver seat inside the car}''

'''COACH Z:''' How am ''I'' supposed to get outside my apratment? ''{Coach Z places a card with the printing "Apt. Z" onto the dashboard and dances for the last 3 notes of the background music}''

''{Cut to the behind of the Lappier as Strong Bad is sitting at the desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, ''that's'' how you April Fools' a body. Pain and suffering. Not... inconvenient web browsing. ''{The Lappier plays a notification sound}'' Hey!

''{Cut to front of the Lappier with Strong Bad's head as the Lappier displays "Time is 12:00 am. It is now April 2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! Now I can check my email. Alright boxing gloves, get ready to work your inexplicable magic. ''{Types "strongbad_email.exe", singing}'' I check my email on computers, huh-HA! Uh, no toast!

''{Strong Bad hits enter as a "Flash Player Settings" pop-up appears with the message "April Fools'!}''

''{After a few seconds, a 3-D [[The Paper]] with the message ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eowwww!

''{The CGI paper begins to move, twist itself around as Strong Bad beatboxes in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Update?" at the end to access another [[Old-Timey]] style [[Index Page]] scene.
*:''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner can be seen briefly, before an animatronic Old-Timey Strong Bad appears in his place.}''
*:'''ANIMATRONIC OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{his words appear in frames as he speaks them}'' Olde Time Jones! Drug Filled Tonic! It's for children, you!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Cell culture|culture]] as Strong Sad describes it is a process for growing cells under controlled conditions.

===Trivia===
[[Image:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|Someday, when you least expect it...]]
*This email was previously teased by the closed Twitter account [[@ronginald]] on February 27, 2012, in a Tweet that read "Someday, when you least expect it...". Attached was part of a script which has since been changed heavily, though notably mentions that Strong Bad "starts blowing", as well as what appears to be the quotes "SB: Ah, Compay, we hardly knew ye" and "SM: GET ME DOWN!"
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to be uploaded since [[videography]] on October 5, 2009, ending its longest [[hiatus]] to date (approximately five-and-a-half years or 2004 days); this is also the longest gap between any type of toon.
*The Lappier is based on Strong Bad's third computer, the [[Lappy 486]].
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "level 10", very likely a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**That may also be a reference to how it's been 5 years since the [[videography|previous sbemail]], and almost 10 years since Level 9 of Stinkoman 20X6.
*The fake merchandise shown is worn by [[Mike Chapman]].
*This is the first April Fools' joke to not affect the [[Index Page]].
*This is the second April Fools' joke in a row to have the index page in it (first one being [[April Fool 2014]].)
*The index page in this toon looks slightly different than the actual index page with Homestar's being cut off at the bottom of his shirt, just like April Fool 2014's dilapidated index page.
*The melody heard in the background during the Trogdor Beefy Arm Back Pack segment is the same as that heard in [[dragon]].

===Remarks===
*The official running time of 4:47 is exactly the same as April Fool 2014's running time.
*Before Strong Bad dusts off the Compé, its gray plug is clearly visible. However, after the Lappier is revealed, it becomes a beige plug.
*Strong Bad's pants have no reflection when Marzipan is seen with The Cheat in her throat.
*Strong Bad is able to activate the microwave without pressing the Start button.
*This is the fourth toon in a row that [[Toons Without Back Buttons|does not contain a back button.]]
*According to the bonus email [[Accent]], Strong Bad would have had a futuristic computer called the [[Zappy XT6]] by the time this email was released.

===Goofs===
*When Coach Z appears as Renaldo, his arms are a paler shade of green than his body.
*During the rear-view shot of the Lappier, a section of the table is missing on the bottom-right corner.
*In the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Bubs's arms are the same color throughout as his shadow.

===Inside References===
*The fake merchandise shown is based on the characters [[Trogdor]] and [[Rather Dashing]].
*Homestar wants a Trogdor backpack (which includes a beefy arm) so he can have "[[Lack of Visible Arms|three arms]]".
*Homestar mistakes his reflection for his "[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|twin brother 'Chauncey']]".
**In [[hygiene]], Homestar (as John) called a moth that lived in his mouth by this name.
*When Homestar breaks the mirror, he gets shards of broken glass in his face, which previously occurred in [[licensed]].
**The mirror shown has an appropriately placed [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner|mustache]] on it.
*Marzipan is standing behind a cinder block with a [[Marzipan's Chalkboard|chalkboard]] reading "[[marzipan|gluten-free concert for birds]]".
*In this email, both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] smile.
*The King of Town [[The King of Town's Food|takes a bite]] from a mirror.
*The upside-down turtle next to Strong Mad was previously seen getting [[oatmeal]] dumped on it in [[new hands]].
*There is another mention of [[Jones]].
*Strong Bad was previously asked if he happens to "enloy reasing" in an Easter egg email in [[unused emails]].
*The ''Dangeresque 4'' promo has [[duplicate characters]].
*Com-pockt-ments is a [[portmanteau]] of "compartment" and "pocket".
*Homestar mispronounces "website" as "[[wed]]size".
*Strong Bad and Homestar Runner break the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall]] by acknowledging they are on a website. They also comment on its age based on the Index Page's appearance.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Google Buzz|Google Buzz]] was a social network launched in February 2010, and discontinued in December 2011 when it was replaced by [[wikipedia:Google+|Google+]].
*[[wikipedia:Google Wave|Google Wave]] was collaborative, real-time editing web service launched by Google in September 2009. It has since been discontinued.
*"Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic" being marketed towards children is a reference to how children's medicines of the past contained ingredients that today would be questionable at best, including opium and cocaine.
*"Kickcheater" is a pun on the crowdfunding website [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]], as well as a reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*[[wikipedia:Massapequa, New York|Massapequa]] is a hamlet on Long Island in New York state.
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a brand of frozen food consisting of meat, cheese, and sauce inside a pastry crust. They were previously mentioned in [[dullard]].
*The [[Wikipedia:WaveBird Wireless Controller|Wavebird]] is a wireless controller for the [[Nintendo]] [[wikipedia:GameCube|GameCube]].
*Fake April Fools' products becoming real based on consumer demand is a reference to [[Wikipedia:ThinkGeek|ThinkGeek]].

== YouTube Version ==
[[File:YouTube206.png|thumb]]
*The [[YouTube]] version is entitled "sbemail206 - April 1st".
* As with the YouTube versions of [[Fish Eye Lens]] and [[Halloween Safety]], a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. Almost all of them have been reused from the previous toons; however, in the upper-left hand corner, the thumbnail of Marzipan and Pom Pom now displays Marzipan with The Cheat in her throat.
** Marzipan's eyes blink once.
** She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning.
** Her hair is now misaligned from her head.
* The text in the Lappier logo is [[Wikipedia:Image scaling#Scaling methods|resampled]] and appears smooth, whereas it is resized and appears pixelated in the Flash version.
* After the thumbnails, the animatronic Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|206|37766|youtube=NhfHM3jlKnU}}
{{aprilfool}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: April Fools]]

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sun, 07 Jun 2015 06:07:42 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sun, 07 Jun 2015 06:07:05 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

== Econowave ==
Umm, juys? [[Strong Bad]] never actually uses the [[Lappier]] to check the email. Shouldn't this email say that it was checked on the Econowave? I don't actually want to change the page because I am a little nervous about up and doing that. Do you juys have any arguments that could help me feel more confident about changing/not changing the page? Thanks, [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 00:02, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
:I was thinking of adding both. But technically, the Lappier is introduced and is ''technically'' the computer of the SBemail. I'll add in the Econowave. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 00:24, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
::Thanks! [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 23:34, 17 April 2015 (UTC)

== sbemail name ==

Judging from the name from the Youtube video, maybe this sbemail is named "April 1st"?

It also uses a title that's modified. "Strong Bad Email #190 - Licensed" as compared to "sbemail206 - April 1st"

Just something to consider. [[User:Catjaz63|Catjaz63]] 20:17, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

: It's called sbemail206 on the email menu and that's the one we usually go with. Oddly the menu computer is still the comp-ay... [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 20:31, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

== The turtle ==

Does that turtle seriously still not have its own page? It showed up in New Hands and in Time Capsule and I'm pretty sure one other time. Anyone remember? We should finally make it its own page and just link there for that one inside reference.
::The rule of 3 still exists, right? This is at least the third appearance of this turtle. --[[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 15:05, 2 April 2015 (UTC)

== February 7, 2008 ==

Does anybody know if this is referencing anything in particular? Various Googling and Wikipedia-izing have yielded no definite contenders.
--Odin, LTWFTW (not really) 14:11, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
:I saw one comment on the Youtube video claiming that was the day Comcast accidentally sent an area in-a-pro-pro content by accident. I don't have any citations, though. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 23:16, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
::The best I can come up with is this was around when Rickrolling got to be super-popular. According to wikipedia, Feb 10th 2008 was when 4chan rickrolled the church of Scientology live. [[Special:Contributions/64.134.97.81|64.134.97.81]] 21:41, 4 April 2015 (UTC)
:::I came here to ask this myself. I got nothing. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:08, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

== Does sbemail206 need an "Email" prefix before it when referenced on the Wiki ==

A small inconsistency that's going on in this Wiki right now when adding references to this sbemail on other pages is that some include an "Email" prefix and some don't when internally linking to the sbemail206 article. Since it has sbemail in the name, does it need a prefix? There's been no real official or community stance on this and you can see a lot of instances of this on several pages. I, myself, think that it doesn't need one since it already has a sbemail prefix in its name, so adding another "Email" prefix would be redundant and unnecessary. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:38, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
:If it's in a bulleted list, it should have the prefix. It's standard formatting. Any list that doesn't is wrong. That's pretty much all there is to it. See: any list that mentions [[sb_email 22]], [[email thunder]], or [[hremail3184]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:45, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
::Mmm, True. There are a bunch of mentions of sbemail206 (on lists) without Email. I'll go fix a few I added. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:48, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

== Om Nom O-pedia ==

So, what do you mean by "we don't put onomatopoeia in the transcripts"? We do it plenty with Homestar saying "ding!" and the "Boo-da-ling..." in this exact toon! Plus, it's obviously exaggerated by Strong Bad and is necessary to the transcript since he's blowing off the dust. -{{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 03:02, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:I went ahead and reverted. There is no such rule. In fact, [[Onomatopoeia|quite the opposite is true]]. (And while this doesn't belong on that page, it does prove that there is no such rule.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:54, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:: "If there is a scene change or major action (which takes more than a few words to describe), it should be separated from the dialogue by a blank line above and below, and in this case complete sentences and proper capitalization and punctuation are desirable." Plus, the example you mentioned is a case of characters saying sound effects out loud, whch he isn't doing. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:27, 24 May 2015 (UTC)
:::That has nothing to do with whether we write onomatopoeia; it's just about giving stage directions. <s>(At least I think so; the fact that you didn't cite your quote leaves me having to just guess.)</s> I found the place you got that quote from, and I was right; it has nothing to do with writing onomatopoeia. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:14, 25 May 2015 (UTC)
:::: Look, we don't use onomatopoeia in this sort of context. Just saying hes blowing on the dust is all we need. Just putting in "FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" is unnessesary. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 04:10, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::You're going to have to back up that statement with fact. (And I know you can't, because there are three different people who are experienced parts of that "we" to which you're referring telling you you're wrong.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:21, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::: Ok then. [[sibbie]]: "''{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio, piledrives it, kicks it over, and then suplexes the radio, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard. His right eye twitches twice in succession.} ''". You don't see "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" In that sentence, do you.
:::::::I think that the major difference here is that the blowing is part of his previous sentence, and without the onomatopoeia, that fact is not made clear. (Without it, it reads as though he just cuts himself off.) Meaning, that when the onomatopoeia are '''part of the dialogue''' as opposed to just happening otherwise, then they need to be transcribed as '''part of the dialogue'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:46, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::: But he ''does'' cut himself off when he blows. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:50, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::::::I said-a '''no he doesn't'''. Any more than the previous sentence of mine does. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:08, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
::::::::::My biggest problem is that the whole shtick just makes it look so unprofessional, unlike the rest of the wiki. And unless you want this wiki to look like 85% of all wikis hosted on Wikia, say to give it the axe. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 06:07, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sat, 06 Jun 2015 00:50:21 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

== Econowave ==
Umm, juys? [[Strong Bad]] never actually uses the [[Lappier]] to check the email. Shouldn't this email say that it was checked on the Econowave? I don't actually want to change the page because I am a little nervous about up and doing that. Do you juys have any arguments that could help me feel more confident about changing/not changing the page? Thanks, [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 00:02, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
:I was thinking of adding both. But technically, the Lappier is introduced and is ''technically'' the computer of the SBemail. I'll add in the Econowave. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 00:24, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
::Thanks! [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 23:34, 17 April 2015 (UTC)

== sbemail name ==

Judging from the name from the Youtube video, maybe this sbemail is named "April 1st"?

It also uses a title that's modified. "Strong Bad Email #190 - Licensed" as compared to "sbemail206 - April 1st"

Just something to consider. [[User:Catjaz63|Catjaz63]] 20:17, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

: It's called sbemail206 on the email menu and that's the one we usually go with. Oddly the menu computer is still the comp-ay... [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 20:31, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

== The turtle ==

Does that turtle seriously still not have its own page? It showed up in New Hands and in Time Capsule and I'm pretty sure one other time. Anyone remember? We should finally make it its own page and just link there for that one inside reference.
::The rule of 3 still exists, right? This is at least the third appearance of this turtle. --[[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 15:05, 2 April 2015 (UTC)

== February 7, 2008 ==

Does anybody know if this is referencing anything in particular? Various Googling and Wikipedia-izing have yielded no definite contenders.
--Odin, LTWFTW (not really) 14:11, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
:I saw one comment on the Youtube video claiming that was the day Comcast accidentally sent an area in-a-pro-pro content by accident. I don't have any citations, though. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 23:16, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
::The best I can come up with is this was around when Rickrolling got to be super-popular. According to wikipedia, Feb 10th 2008 was when 4chan rickrolled the church of Scientology live. [[Special:Contributions/64.134.97.81|64.134.97.81]] 21:41, 4 April 2015 (UTC)
:::I came here to ask this myself. I got nothing. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:08, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

== Does sbemail206 need an "Email" prefix before it when referenced on the Wiki ==

A small inconsistency that's going on in this Wiki right now when adding references to this sbemail on other pages is that some include an "Email" prefix and some don't when internally linking to the sbemail206 article. Since it has sbemail in the name, does it need a prefix? There's been no real official or community stance on this and you can see a lot of instances of this on several pages. I, myself, think that it doesn't need one since it already has a sbemail prefix in its name, so adding another "Email" prefix would be redundant and unnecessary. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:38, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
:If it's in a bulleted list, it should have the prefix. It's standard formatting. Any list that doesn't is wrong. That's pretty much all there is to it. See: any list that mentions [[sb_email 22]], [[email thunder]], or [[hremail3184]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:45, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
::Mmm, True. There are a bunch of mentions of sbemail206 (on lists) without Email. I'll go fix a few I added. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:48, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

== Om Nom O-pedia ==

So, what do you mean by "we don't put onomatopoeia in the transcripts"? We do it plenty with Homestar saying "ding!" and the "Boo-da-ling..." in this exact toon! Plus, it's obviously exaggerated by Strong Bad and is necessary to the transcript since he's blowing off the dust. -{{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 03:02, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:I went ahead and reverted. There is no such rule. In fact, [[Onomatopoeia|quite the opposite is true]]. (And while this doesn't belong on that page, it does prove that there is no such rule.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:54, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:: "If there is a scene change or major action (which takes more than a few words to describe), it should be separated from the dialogue by a blank line above and below, and in this case complete sentences and proper capitalization and punctuation are desirable." Plus, the example you mentioned is a case of characters saying sound effects out loud, whch he isn't doing. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:27, 24 May 2015 (UTC)
:::That has nothing to do with whether we write onomatopoeia; it's just about giving stage directions. <s>(At least I think so; the fact that you didn't cite your quote leaves me having to just guess.)</s> I found the place you got that quote from, and I was right; it has nothing to do with writing onomatopoeia. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:14, 25 May 2015 (UTC)
:::: Look, we don't use onomatopoeia in this sort of context. Just saying hes blowing on the dust is all we need. Just putting in "FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" is unnessesary. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 04:10, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::You're going to have to back up that statement with fact. (And I know you can't, because there are three different people who are experienced parts of that "we" to which you're referring telling you you're wrong.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:21, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
:::::: Ok then. [[sibbie]]: "''{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio, piledrives it, kicks it over, and then suplexes the radio, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard. His right eye twitches twice in succession.} ''". You don't see "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" In that sentence, do you.
:::::::I think that the major difference here is that the blowing is part of his previous sentence, and without the onomatopoeia, that fact is not made clear. (Without it, it reads as though he just cuts himself off.) Meaning, that when the onomatopoeia are '''part of the dialogue''' as opposed to just happening otherwise, then they need to be transcribed as '''part of the dialogue'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:46, 1 June 2015 (UTC)
::::::: But he ''does'' cut himself off when he blows. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:50, 6 June 2015 (UTC)

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 21:36:42 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 04:10:04 GMT

Pgj1997: /* Om Nom O-pedia */

== Econowave ==
Umm, juys? [[Strong Bad]] never actually uses the [[Lappier]] to check the email. Shouldn't this email say that it was checked on the Econowave? I don't actually want to change the page because I am a little nervous about up and doing that. Do you juys have any arguments that could help me feel more confident about changing/not changing the page? Thanks, [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 00:02, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
:I was thinking of adding both. But technically, the Lappier is introduced and is ''technically'' the computer of the SBemail. I'll add in the Econowave. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 00:24, 16 April 2015 (UTC)
::Thanks! [[User:PsychicRadroach|PsychicRadroach]] 23:34, 17 April 2015 (UTC)

== sbemail name ==

Judging from the name from the Youtube video, maybe this sbemail is named "April 1st"?

It also uses a title that's modified. "Strong Bad Email #190 - Licensed" as compared to "sbemail206 - April 1st"

Just something to consider. [[User:Catjaz63|Catjaz63]] 20:17, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

: It's called sbemail206 on the email menu and that's the one we usually go with. Oddly the menu computer is still the comp-ay... [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 20:31, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

== The turtle ==

Does that turtle seriously still not have its own page? It showed up in New Hands and in Time Capsule and I'm pretty sure one other time. Anyone remember? We should finally make it its own page and just link there for that one inside reference.
::The rule of 3 still exists, right? This is at least the third appearance of this turtle. --[[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 15:05, 2 April 2015 (UTC)

== February 7, 2008 ==

Does anybody know if this is referencing anything in particular? Various Googling and Wikipedia-izing have yielded no definite contenders.
--Odin, LTWFTW (not really) 14:11, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
:I saw one comment on the Youtube video claiming that was the day Comcast accidentally sent an area in-a-pro-pro content by accident. I don't have any citations, though. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 23:16, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
::The best I can come up with is this was around when Rickrolling got to be super-popular. According to wikipedia, Feb 10th 2008 was when 4chan rickrolled the church of Scientology live. [[Special:Contributions/64.134.97.81|64.134.97.81]] 21:41, 4 April 2015 (UTC)
:::I came here to ask this myself. I got nothing. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:08, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

== Does sbemail206 need an "Email" prefix before it when referenced on the Wiki ==

A small inconsistency that's going on in this Wiki right now when adding references to this sbemail on other pages is that some include an "Email" prefix and some don't when internally linking to the sbemail206 article. Since it has sbemail in the name, does it need a prefix? There's been no real official or community stance on this and you can see a lot of instances of this on several pages. I, myself, think that it doesn't need one since it already has a sbemail prefix in its name, so adding another "Email" prefix would be redundant and unnecessary. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:38, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
:If it's in a bulleted list, it should have the prefix. It's standard formatting. Any list that doesn't is wrong. That's pretty much all there is to it. See: any list that mentions [[sb_email 22]], [[email thunder]], or [[hremail3184]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:45, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
::Mmm, True. There are a bunch of mentions of sbemail206 (on lists) without Email. I'll go fix a few I added. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 16:48, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

== Om Nom O-pedia ==

So, what do you mean by "we don't put onomatopoeia in the transcripts"? We do it plenty with Homestar saying "ding!" and the "Boo-da-ling..." in this exact toon! Plus, it's obviously exaggerated by Strong Bad and is necessary to the transcript since he's blowing off the dust. -{{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 03:02, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:I went ahead and reverted. There is no such rule. In fact, [[Onomatopoeia|quite the opposite is true]]. (And while this doesn't belong on that page, it does prove that there is no such rule.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:54, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
:: "If there is a scene change or major action (which takes more than a few words to describe), it should be separated from the dialogue by a blank line above and below, and in this case complete sentences and proper capitalization and punctuation are desirable." Plus, the example you mentioned is a case of characters saying sound effects out loud, whch he isn't doing. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 00:27, 24 May 2015 (UTC)
:::That has nothing to do with whether we write onomatopoeia; it's just about giving stage directions. <s>(At least I think so; the fact that you didn't cite your quote leaves me having to just guess.)</s> I found the place you got that quote from, and I was right; it has nothing to do with writing onomatopoeia. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:14, 25 May 2015 (UTC)
:: Look, we don't use onomatopoeia in this sort of context. Just saying hes blowing on the dust is all we need. Just putting in "FWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" is unnessesary. [[User:Pgj1997|Pgj1997]] 04:10, 1 June 2015 (UTC)

sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Mon, 25 May 2015 06:54:25 GMT

Pgj1997: see talk page

{{sbenav|206}}
{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|sbemail206|I Killed Pom Pom|Record Store Day|link=""}}
[[Image:sbemail206.png|thumb|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."]]
After years of checking his email on kitchen appliances, Strong Bad finally returns to checking on computers, as his Compé gets remodeled into the portable Lappier. Seeing that it's April Fools' Day, he gives Internet pranks a piece of his mind.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], {{Film|Dangeresque Too}}, {{Film|Renaldo}}, {{Film|The Stunt Double}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Gremlin]]

'''Kitchen Appliance:''' [[Items#Strong_Bad.27s_Kitchen_Appliances|Econowave 4761-V]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 1, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 4:47 (official), 5:12 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Econowave 4761-V

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of a microwave on a kitchen counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emails are like Hot Pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.

''{The microwave beeps and turns on. Text scrolls from right to left on the small screen.}''


'''DEAR STRONG BAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUST OFF THE COMPÉ AND ANSWER AN EMAIL? -MATT MACRO PIKA'''


''{Strong Bad reads the words haltingly as they appear. Reads sender's name as "Matt Massapequa". The microwave beeps, and "DONE." scrolls down from above.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, have I not always checked my email on kitchen appliances?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a running blender. "DEAR STRONG BAD" scrolls across a tiny screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a toaster. Toast pops up with "DEAR STRONG BAD" burned onto the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a fridge. He pushes a glass into the ice dispenser.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear crushed ice..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compé. The screen says:}''

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you enloy reasing? 
I do two! How 'bou? 
-The Tawdry Man
{{compeemailend}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the counter. He turns away from the microwave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! ''Computers!'' ''{He hops down from his stool}'' Let's go see how that old Compé is doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer table. The Compé appears to be buried in a huge mound of dust, with only its top-right corner poking out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Ooh. That is... that is some dust. ''{Close up of the desk. Strong Bad steps closer}'' Well, I'd best get to blowin'! I said a-
''{He blows into the mound, creating a cloud of dust that envelops the room. When it clears, there is a different computer, resembling the [[Lappy 486]] and called the Lappier, sitting where the Compé was. The top-right corner of the Compé's monitor is balanced on the top of the Lappier for a few seconds, then falls onto the desk and clatters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer into a newer, even ''better'' computer! Like coal to a diamond!

''{Rear view of the Lappier. Strong Bad picks up the Compé corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we hardly knew yé. Whup! ''{He tosses the Compé corner off to the side}''

''{Cut back to the front of the Lappier. It boots up with a jingle and a 3D model resembling the Lappy logo that zooms and in rotates twice. "Lapp''ier''" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I–I mean, lappier.

''{The Lappier dings. A notice appears with the text "Today's date is April 1" and the Lappier logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! April First?! Aw, man, I can't check my email today!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited}'' Here it comes, ''{Cut to wide shot. Homestar is sitting on the computer table to the right of the Lappier, knees tucked in and feet drumming on the table.}'' here it comes! ''{He stops drumming his feet}'' Brace myself! ''{He holds his breath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just waiting for you to drop that Apro Foo Day bomb, Strong Bad! ''{He hops off the table}'' Our website ''always'' has the best pranks!

''{Close up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fools' Day. ...On February 7, 2008, ironically enough.

''{Close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!

''{Wide shot of the two of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. ''{sarcastic}'' And I can't wait to be ''soooo'' fooled when ''{Cut to the welcome screen. Strong Bad and Homestar continue talking as voiceovers.}'' my favorite website looks like it's from another ''time'' period!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. ''{A cursor enters the screen and waggles back and forth.}'' This looks just like one of them Flash-y cartoon websites ''{The cursor stops over "watch intro" and a Flash Player Settings popup appears over Homestar's face.}'' from 2002!

''{The cursor moves to the update button and clicks a few times. It starts waggling again as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Shut up! I haven't done it yet! Boo-da-ling...

''{The welcome screen transforms into an Old-Timey version with a mechanical version of The Homestar Runner. Buttons labeled "WEB", "SITE", and "COM" appear on the bottom of the screen, while a coin slot appears on the left side of the screen. As Homestar speaks, the cursor moves to click on "WEB".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What happened to my wedsize? It's gone Old Time Jones!

''{The cursor clicks on "SITE". A sign comes down from the top of the screen.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E'erybody, e'erybody.

''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner rotates counterclockwise out of the screen, and a mechanical Old Timey Strong Bad rotates into the screen in the same direction.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

''{Animatronic Old Timey Strong Bad rotates back out of the screen, replaced by The Homestar Runner.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Insert a baby. ''{opens his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no, I'm not falling for ''that'' prank again. ''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner bounces impatiently.}'' Strong Bad, let's move on to the next thing you're gonna make fun of.

''{Cut to a green rating card.}''

<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget all the great fake movie trailers we get to suffer through.

''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.

''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?!

''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?!

''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}''

'''RENALDO:''' But that equals...!

''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six!

''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six?

''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When's it coming out?! ''When's it coming out?!'' I gotta forward this to all my peeps on Google Buzz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, hang on, we don't want to forget about the fake ads for nerd culture products that don't really exist.

''{Cut to shot of Strong Sad with a Petri dish and a Q-Tip}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{inexplicably cheerful}'' Did someone say, "nerd cultures"? Ahh! ''{Strong Sad sticks the Q-Tip into his mouth and makes choking noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

''{Cut to a commercial for "Nerd Cultch". A logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Burninate back-to-school ''{Logo fades, image of a man wearing an arm-shaped backpack enters from the right, and the words "TROGDOR BEEFY ARM BACK PACK" appear to the right of it.}'' with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. ''{Front view. Two arrows point to—}'' Two straps! ''{Another arrow points to—}'' One beefy arm! ''{Panning view of the arm, stopping on a pocket.}'' Secret com-pockt-ments for all your ''{Drawn consummate V's appear to the right of the pocket.}'' consummate V's. ''{V's are slurped up by the pocket.}'' And you'll look ''{Cut to a burning peasant sprite walking on-screen from the right.}'' "rather dashing" in this ''{Sprite is pushed off the bottom of the screen by a picture of a man wearing a zip-up hooded robe.}'' Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.

''{Images of the two items both appear on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's only fake, unless enough of you say you'll buy one, in which case, ''{A logo for Kickcheater scrolls onto the bottom of the screen, and a flashing starburst reading "PLEDGE IT OUT!" appears between the two pictures.}'' ''support my crowdfunding campaign!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want one! Imagine me with three arms! ''{Wiggles his body in excitement.}'' ''Oooooooh!'' I gotta send this to all my Google Wavebirds!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget all that mess! I'm yanking April Fools' off the Internet ''{Close-up of Strong Bad.}'' and back into the real world! Where it can physically hurt people!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody falls for that stuff no more, Strong Bad!

''{Wide shot, showing Strong Bad holding a mirror with a mustache applied to the top-center to resemble Mustached Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar! I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chauncey! Give us a three-arm hug!

''{Homestar runs into the mirror as it shatters and he falls onto the floor with shards in his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field with Marzipan having a very The Cheat-like shape in her throat}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{slightly garbled, choking}'' Are you sure this is gluten-free?

'''STRONG BAD:''' April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to The King of Town's table with Strong Bad and the King of Town}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King of Town, I'd like you to eat... ''{Holds up hand mirror in front of King of Town}'' your long lost twin brother.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay! ''{King of Town takes a bite out of hand mirror}''

''{Cut to shot of Strong Mad and a turtle upside down in The Field}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ME DOWN!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the left side}'' A-tee hee.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing around a little}'' I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the right side}'' And a-tee hee hee.

''{Cut back to shot of Strong Bad as Dangeresque and Strong Sad in his stunt double outfit on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as Strong Sad is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut to shot of Bubs' in the field at night, looking at the [[Gremlin]] wrapped in [[duct tape]].}''

'''BUBS:''' How am I supposed to get inside my car?

''{Shot zooms into the windshield as Coach Z sits up from the driver seat inside the car}''

'''COACH Z:''' How am ''I'' supposed to get outside my apratment? ''{Coach Z places a card with the printing "Apt. Z" onto the dashboard and dances for the last 3 notes of the background music}''

''{Cut to the behind of the Lappier as Strong Bad is sitting at the desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, ''that's'' how you April Fools' a body. Pain and suffering. Not... inconvenient web browsing. ''{The Lappier plays a notification sound}'' Hey!

''{Cut to front of the Lappier with Strong Bad's head as the Lappier displays "Time is 12:00 am. It is now April 2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! Now I can check my email. Alright boxing gloves, get ready to work your inexplicable magic. ''{Types "strongbad_email.exe", singing}'' I check my email on computers, huh-HA! Uh, no toast!

''{Strong Bad hits enter as a "Flash Player Settings" pop-up appears with the message "April Fools'!}''

''{After a few seconds, a 3-D [[The Paper]] with the message ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eowwww!

''{The CGI paper begins to move, twist itself around as Strong Bad beatboxes in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Update?" at the end to access another [[Old-Timey]] style [[Index Page]] scene.
*:''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner can be seen briefly, before an animatronic Old-Timey Strong Bad appears in his place.}''
*:'''ANIMATRONIC OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{his words appear in frames as he speaks them}'' Olde Time Jones! Drug Filled Tonic! It's for children, you!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Cell culture|culture]] as Strong Sad describes it is a process for growing cells under controlled conditions.

===Trivia===
[[Image:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|Someday, when you least expect it...]]
*This email was previously teased by the closed Twitter account [[@ronginald]] on February 27, 2012, in a Tweet that read "Someday, when you least expect it...". Attached was part of a script which has since been changed heavily, though notably mentions that Strong Bad "starts blowing", as well as what appears to be the quotes "SB: Ah, Compay, we hardly knew ye" and "SM: GET ME DOWN!"
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to be uploaded since [[videography]] on October 5, 2009, ending its longest [[hiatus]] to date (approximately five-and-a-half years or 2004 days); this is also the longest gap between any type of toon.
*The Lappier is based on Strong Bad's third computer, the [[Lappy 486]].
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "level 10", very likely a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**That may also be a reference to how it's been 5 years since the [[videography|previous sbemail]], and almost 10 years since Level 9 of Stinkoman 20X6.
*The fake merchandise shown is worn by [[Mike Chapman]].
*This is the first April Fools' joke to not affect the [[Index Page]].
*This is the second April Fools' joke in a row to have the index page in it (first one being [[April Fool 2014]].)
*The index page in this toon looks slightly different than the actual index page.

===Remarks===
*Before Strong Bad dusts off the Compé, its gray plug is clearly visible. However, after the Lappier is revealed, it becomes a beige plug.
*Strong Bad's pants have no reflection when Marzipan is seen with The Cheat in her throat.
*Strong Bad is able to activate the microwave without pressing the Start button.
*This is the fourth toon in a row that does not contain a back button.
*According to the bonus email [[Accent]], Strong Bad would have had a futuristic computer called the [[Zappy XT6]] by the time this email was released.

===Goofs===
*When Coach Z appears as Renaldo, his arms are a paler shade of green than his body.
*During the rear-view shot of the Lappier, a section of the table is missing on the bottom-right corner.
*In the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Bubs's arms are the same color throughout as his shadow.

===Inside References===
*The fake merchandise shown is based on the characters [[Trogdor]] and [[Rather Dashing]].
*Homestar wants a Trogdor backpack (which includes a beefy arm) so he can have "[[Lack of Visible Arms|three arms]]".
*Homestar mistakes his reflection for his "[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|twin brother 'Chauncey']]".
**In [[hygiene]], Homestar (as John) called a moth that lived in his mouth by this name.
*When Homestar breaks the mirror, he gets shards of broken glass in his face, which previously occurred in [[licensed]].
**The mirror shown has an appropriately placed [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner|mustache]] on it.
*Marzipan is standing behind a cinder block with a [[Marzipan's Chalkboard|chalkboard]] reading "[[marzipan|gluten-free concert for birds]]".
*In this email, both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] smile.
*The King of Town [[The King of Town's Food|takes a bite]] from a mirror.
*The upside-down turtle next to Strong Mad was previously seen getting [[oatmeal]] dumped on it in [[new hands]].
*There is another mention of [[Jones]].
*Strong Bad was previously asked if he happens to "enloy reasing" in an Easter egg email in [[unused emails]].
*The ''Dangeresque 4'' promo has [[duplicate characters]].
*Com-pockt-ments is a [[portmanteau]] of "compartment" and "pocket".
*Homestar mispronounces "website" as "[[wed]]size".
*Strong Bad breaks the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall]] by updating the Index Page.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Google Buzz|Google Buzz]] was a social network launched in February 2010, and discontinued in December 2011 when it was replaced by [[wikipedia:Google+|Google+]].
*[[wikipedia:Google Wave|Google Wave]] was collaborative, real-time editing web service launched by Google in September 2009. It has since been discontinued.
*"Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic" being marketed towards children is a reference to how children's medicines of the past contained ingredients that today would be questionable at best, including opium and cocaine.
*"Kickcheater" is a pun on the crowdfunding website [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]], as well as a reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*[[wikipedia:Massapequa, New York|Massapequa]] is a hamlet on Long Island in New York state.
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a brand of frozen food consisting of meat, cheese, and sauce inside a pastry crust. They were previously mentioned in [[dullard]].
*The [[Wikipedia:WaveBird Wireless Controller|Wavebird]] is a wireless controller for the [[Nintendo]] [[wikipedia:GameCube|GameCube]].
*Fake April Fools' products becoming real based on consumer demand is a reference to [[Wikipedia:ThinkGeek|ThinkGeek]].

== YouTube Version ==
[[File:YouTube206.png|thumb]]
*The [[YouTube]] version is entitled "sbemail206 - April 1st".
* As with the YouTube versions of [[Fish Eye Lens]] and [[Halloween Safety]], a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. Almost all of them have been reused from the previous toons; however, in the upper-left hand corner, the thumbnail of Marzipan and Pom Pom now displays Marzipan with The Cheat in her throat.
** Marzipan's eyes blink once.
** She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning.
** Her hair is now misaligned from her head.
* The text in the Lappier logo is [[Wikipedia:Image scaling#Scaling methods|resampled]] and appears smooth, whereas it is resized and appears pixelated in the Flash version.
* After the thumbnails, the animatronic Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|206|37766|youtube=NhfHM3jlKnU}}
{{aprilfool}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: April Fools]]

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sun, 24 May 2015 00:29:12 GMT

Pgj1997:

Talk:sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sun, 24 May 2015 00:27:11 GMT

Pgj1997:

sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Sat, 23 May 2015 19:48:19 GMT

Pgj1997: undid revision 747532; HRWiki:Standards#Transcript

{{sbenav|206}}
{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|sbemail206|I Killed Pom Pom|Record Store Day|link=""}}
[[Image:sbemail206.png|thumb|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."]]
After years of checking his email on kitchen appliances, Strong Bad finally returns to checking on computers, as his Compé gets remodeled into the portable Lappier. Seeing that it's April Fools' Day, he gives Internet pranks a piece of his mind.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], {{Film|Dangeresque Too}}, {{Film|Renaldo}}, {{Film|The Stunt Double}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Gremlin]]

'''Kitchen Appliance:''' [[Items#Strong_Bad.27s_Kitchen_Appliances|Econowave 4761-V]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 1, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 4:47 (official), 5:12 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Econowave 4761-V

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of a microwave on a kitchen counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emails are like Hot Pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.

''{The microwave beeps and turns on. Text scrolls from right to left on the small screen.}''


'''DEAR STRONG BAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUST OFF THE COMPÉ AND ANSWER AN EMAIL? -MATT MACRO PIKA'''


''{Strong Bad reads the words haltingly as they appear. Reads sender's name as "Matt Massapequa". The microwave beeps, and "DONE." scrolls down from above.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, have I not always checked my email on kitchen appliances?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a running blender. "DEAR STRONG BAD" scrolls across a tiny screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a toaster. Toast pops up with "DEAR STRONG BAD" burned onto the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a fridge. He pushes a glass into the ice dispenser.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear crushed ice..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compé. The screen says:}''

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you enloy reasing? 
I do two! How 'bou? 
-The Tawdry Man
{{compeemailend}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the counter. He turns away from the microwave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! ''Computers!'' ''{He hops down from his stool}'' Let's go see how that old Compé is doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer table. The Compé appears to be buried in a huge mound of dust, with only its top-right corner poking out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Ooh. That is... that is some dust. ''{Close up of the desk. Strong Bad steps closer}'' Well, I'd best get to blowin'! I said a

''{He blows into the mound, creating a cloud of dust that envelops the room. When it clears, there is a different computer, resembling the [[Lappy 486]] and called the Lappier, sitting where the Compé was. The top-right corner of the Compé's monitor is balanced on the top of the Lappier for a few seconds, then falls onto the desk and clatters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer into a newer, even ''better'' computer! Like coal to a diamond!

''{Rear view of the Lappier. Strong Bad picks up the Compé corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we hardly knew yé. Whup! ''{He tosses the Compé corner off to the side}''

''{Cut back to the front of the Lappier. It boots up with a jingle and a 3D model resembling the Lappy logo that zooms and in rotates twice. "Lapp''ier''" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I–I mean, lappier.

''{The Lappier dings. A notice appears with the text "Today's date is April 1" and the Lappier logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! April First?! Aw, man, I can't check my email today!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited}'' Here it comes, ''{Cut to wide shot. Homestar is sitting on the computer table to the right of the Lappier, knees tucked in and feet drumming on the table.}'' here it comes! ''{He stops drumming his feet}'' Brace myself! ''{He holds his breath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just waiting for you to drop that Apro Foo Day bomb, Strong Bad! ''{He hops off the table}'' Our website ''always'' has the best pranks!

''{Close up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fools' Day. ...On February 7, 2008, ironically enough.

''{Close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!

''{Wide shot of the two of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. ''{sarcastic}'' And I can't wait to be ''soooo'' fooled when ''{Cut to the welcome screen. Strong Bad and Homestar continue talking as voiceovers.}'' my favorite website looks like it's from another ''time'' period!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. ''{A cursor enters the screen and waggles back and forth.}'' This looks just like one of them Flash-y cartoon websites ''{The cursor stops over "watch intro" and a Flash Player Settings popup appears over Homestar's face.}'' from 2002!

''{The cursor moves to the update button and clicks a few times. It starts waggling again as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Shut up! I haven't done it yet! Boo-da-ling...

''{The welcome screen transforms into an Old-Timey version with a mechanical version of The Homestar Runner. Buttons labeled "WEB", "SITE", and "COM" appear on the bottom of the screen, while a coin slot appears on the left side of the screen. As Homestar speaks, the cursor moves to click on "WEB".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What happened to my wedsize? It's gone Old Time Jones!

''{The cursor clicks on "SITE". A sign comes down from the top of the screen.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E'erybody, e'erybody.

''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner rotates counterclockwise out of the screen, and a mechanical Old Timey Strong Bad rotates into the screen in the same direction.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

''{Animatronic Old Timey Strong Bad rotates back out of the screen, replaced by The Homestar Runner.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Insert a baby. ''{opens his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no, I'm not falling for ''that'' prank again. ''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner bounces impatiently.}'' Strong Bad, let's move on to the next thing you're gonna make fun of.

''{Cut to a green rating card.}''

<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget all the great fake movie trailers we get to suffer through.

''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.

''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?!

''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?!

''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}''

'''RENALDO:''' But that equals...!

''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six!

''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six?

''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When's it coming out?! ''When's it coming out?!'' I gotta forward this to all my peeps on Google Buzz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, hang on, we don't want to forget about the fake ads for nerd culture products that don't really exist.

''{Cut to shot of Strong Sad with a Petri dish and a Q-Tip}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{inexplicably cheerful}'' Did someone say, "nerd cultures"? Ahh! ''{Strong Sad sticks the Q-Tip into his mouth and makes choking noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

''{Cut to a commercial for "Nerd Cultch". A logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Burninate back-to-school ''{Logo fades, image of a man wearing an arm-shaped backpack enters from the right, and the words "TROGDOR BEEFY ARM BACK PACK" appear to the right of it.}'' with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. ''{Front view. Two arrows point to—}'' Two straps! ''{Another arrow points to—}'' One beefy arm! ''{Panning view of the arm, stopping on a pocket.}'' Secret com-pockt-ments for all your ''{Drawn consummate V's appear to the right of the pocket.}'' consummate V's. ''{V's are slurped up by the pocket.}'' And you'll look ''{Cut to a burning peasant sprite walking on-screen from the right.}'' "rather dashing" in this ''{Sprite is pushed off the bottom of the screen by a picture of a man wearing a zip-up hooded robe.}'' Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.

''{Images of the two items both appear on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's only fake, unless enough of you say you'll buy one, in which case, ''{A logo for Kickcheater scrolls onto the bottom of the screen, and a flashing starburst reading "PLEDGE IT OUT!" appears between the two pictures.}'' ''support my crowdfunding campaign!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want one! Imagine me with three arms! ''{Wiggles his body in excitement.}'' ''Oooooooh!'' I gotta send this to all my Google Wavebirds!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget all that mess! I'm yanking April Fools' off the Internet ''{Close-up of Strong Bad.}'' and back into the real world! Where it can physically hurt people!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody falls for that stuff no more, Strong Bad!

''{Wide shot, showing Strong Bad holding a mirror with a mustache applied to the top-center to resemble Mustached Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar! I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chauncey! Give us a three-arm hug!

''{Homestar runs into the mirror as it shatters and he falls onto the floor with shards in his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field with Marzipan having a very The Cheat-like shape in her throat}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{slightly garbled, choking}'' Are you sure this is gluten-free?

'''STRONG BAD:''' April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to The King of Town's table with Strong Bad and the King of Town}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King of Town, I'd like you to eat... ''{Holds up hand mirror in front of King of Town}'' your long lost twin brother.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay! ''{King of Town takes a bite out of hand mirror}''

''{Cut to shot of Strong Mad and a turtle upside down in The Field}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ME DOWN!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the left side}'' A-tee hee.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing around a little}'' I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the right side}'' And a-tee hee hee.

''{Cut back to shot of Strong Bad as Dangeresque and Strong Sad in his stunt double outfit on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as Strong Sad is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut to shot of Bubs' in the field at night, looking at the [[Gremlin]] wrapped in [[duct tape]].}''

'''BUBS:''' How am I supposed to get inside my car?

''{Shot zooms into the windshield as Coach Z sits up from the driver seat inside the car}''

'''COACH Z:''' How am ''I'' supposed to get outside my apratment? ''{Coach Z places a card with the printing "Apt. Z" onto the dashboard and dances for the last 3 notes of the background music}''

''{Cut to the behind of the Lappier as Strong Bad is sitting at the desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, ''that's'' how you April Fools' a body. Pain and suffering. Not... inconvenient web browsing. ''{The Lappier plays a notification sound}'' Hey!

''{Cut to front of the Lappier with Strong Bad's head as the Lappier displays "Time is 12:00 am. It is now April 2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! Now I can check my email. Alright boxing gloves, get ready to work your inexplicable magic. ''{Types "strongbad_email.exe", singing}'' I check my email on computers, huh-HA! Uh, no toast!

''{Strong Bad hits enter as a "Flash Player Settings" pop-up appears with the message "April Fools'!}''

''{After a few seconds, a 3-D [[The Paper]] with the message ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eowwww!

''{The CGI paper begins to move, twist itself around as Strong Bad beatboxes in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Update?" at the end to access another [[Old-Timey]] style [[Index Page]] scene.
*:''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner can be seen briefly, before an animatronic Old-Timey Strong Bad appears in his place.}''
*:'''ANIMATRONIC OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{his words appear in frames as he speaks them}'' Olde Time Jones! Drug Filled Tonic! It's for children, you!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Cell culture|culture]] as Strong Sad describes it is a process for growing cells under controlled conditions.

===Trivia===
[[Image:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|Someday, when you least expect it...]]
*This email was previously teased by the closed Twitter account [[@ronginald]] on February 27, 2012, in a Tweet that read "Someday, when you least expect it...". Attached was part of a script which has since been changed heavily, though notably mentions that Strong Bad "starts blowing", as well as what appears to be the quotes "SB: Ah, Compay, we hardly knew ye" and "SM: GET ME DOWN!"
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to be uploaded since [[videography]] on October 5, 2009, ending its longest [[hiatus]] to date (approximately five-and-a-half years or 2004 days); this is also the longest gap between any type of toon.
*The Lappier is based on Strong Bad's third computer, the [[Lappy 486]].
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "level 10", very likely a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**That may also be a reference to how it's been 5 years since the [[videography|previous sbemail]], and almost 10 years since Level 9 of Stinkoman 20X6.
*The fake merchandise shown is worn by [[Mike Chapman]].
*This is the first April Fools' joke to not affect the [[Index Page]].
*This is the second April Fools' joke in a row to have the index page in it (first one being [[April Fool 2014]].)
*The index page in this toon looks slightly different than the actual index page.

===Remarks===
*Before Strong Bad dusts off the Compé, its gray plug is clearly visible. However, after the Lappier is revealed, it becomes a beige plug.
*Strong Bad's pants have no reflection when Marzipan is seen with The Cheat in her throat.
*Strong Bad is able to activate the microwave without pressing the Start button.
*This is the fourth toon in a row that does not contain a back button.
*According to the bonus email [[Accent]], Strong Bad would have had a futuristic computer called the [[Zappy XT6]] by the time this email was released.

===Goofs===
*When Coach Z appears as Renaldo, his arms are a paler shade of green than his body.
*During the rear-view shot of the Lappier, a section of the table is missing on the bottom-right corner.
*In the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Bubs's arms are the same color throughout as his shadow.

===Inside References===
*The fake merchandise shown is based on the characters [[Trogdor]] and [[Rather Dashing]].
*Homestar wants a Trogdor backpack (which includes a beefy arm) so he can have "[[Lack of Visible Arms|three arms]]".
*Homestar mistakes his reflection for his "[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|twin brother 'Chauncey']]".
**In [[hygiene]], Homestar (as John) called a moth that lived in his mouth by this name.
*When Homestar breaks the mirror, he gets shards of broken glass in his face, which previously occurred in [[licensed]].
**The mirror shown has an appropriately placed [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner|mustache]] on it.
*Marzipan is standing behind a cinder block with a [[Marzipan's Chalkboard|chalkboard]] reading "[[marzipan|gluten-free concert for birds]]".
*In this email, both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] smile.
*The King of Town [[The King of Town's Food|takes a bite]] from a mirror.
*The upside-down turtle next to Strong Mad was previously seen getting [[oatmeal]] dumped on it in [[new hands]].
*There is another mention of [[Jones]].
*Strong Bad was previously asked if he happens to "enloy reasing" in an Easter egg email in [[unused emails]].
*The ''Dangeresque 4'' promo has [[duplicate characters]].
*Com-pockt-ments is a [[portmanteau]] of "compartment" and "pocket".
*Homestar mispronounces "website" as "[[wed]]size".
*Strong Bad breaks the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall]] by updating the Index Page.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Google Buzz|Google Buzz]] was a social network launched in February 2010, and discontinued in December 2011 when it was replaced by [[wikipedia:Google+|Google+]].
*[[wikipedia:Google Wave|Google Wave]] was collaborative, real-time editing web service launched by Google in September 2009. It has since been discontinued.
*"Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic" being marketed towards children is a reference to how children's medicines of the past contained ingredients that today would be questionable at best, including opium and cocaine.
*"Kickcheater" is a pun on the crowdfunding website [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]], as well as a reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*[[wikipedia:Massapequa, New York|Massapequa]] is a hamlet on Long Island in New York state.
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a brand of frozen food consisting of meat, cheese, and sauce inside a pastry crust. They were previously mentioned in [[dullard]].
*The [[Wikipedia:WaveBird Wireless Controller|Wavebird]] is a wireless controller for the [[Nintendo]] [[wikipedia:GameCube|GameCube]].
*Fake April Fools' products becoming real based on consumer demand is a reference to [[Wikipedia:ThinkGeek|ThinkGeek]].

== YouTube Version ==
[[File:YouTube206.png|thumb]]
*The [[YouTube]] version is entitled "sbemail206 - April 1st".
* As with the YouTube versions of [[Fish Eye Lens]] and [[Halloween Safety]], a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. Almost all of them have been reused from the previous toons; however, in the upper-left hand corner, the thumbnail of Marzipan and Pom Pom now displays Marzipan with The Cheat in her throat.
** Marzipan's eyes blink once.
** She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning.
** Her hair is now misaligned from her head.
* The text in the Lappier logo is [[Wikipedia:Image scaling#Scaling methods|resampled]] and appears smooth, whereas it is resized and appears pixelated in the Flash version.
* After the thumbnails, the animatronic Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|206|37766|youtube=NhfHM3jlKnU}}
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: April Fools]]

sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Thu, 21 May 2015 02:33:39 GMT

Pgj1997: undid revision 747524; We don't put onomonopeias like this in transcripts

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[[Image:sbemail206.png|thumb|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."]]
After years of checking his email on kitchen appliances, Strong Bad finally returns to checking on computers, as his Compé gets remodeled into the portable Lappier. Seeing that it's April Fools' Day, he gives Internet pranks a piece of his mind.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], {{Film|Dangeresque Too}}, {{Film|Renaldo}}, {{Film|The Stunt Double}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Gremlin]]

'''Kitchen Appliance:''' [[Items#Strong_Bad.27s_Kitchen_Appliances|Econowave 4761-V]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 1, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 4:47 (official), 5:12 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Econowave 4761-V

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of a microwave on a kitchen counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emails are like Hot Pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.

''{The microwave beeps and turns on. Text scrolls from right to left on the small screen.}''


'''DEAR STRONG BAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUST OFF THE COMPÉ AND ANSWER AN EMAIL? -MATT MACRO PIKA'''


''{Strong Bad reads the words haltingly as they appear. Reads sender's name as "Matt Massapequa". The microwave beeps, and "DONE." scrolls down from above.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, have I not always checked my email on kitchen appliances?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a running blender. "DEAR STRONG BAD" scrolls across a tiny screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a toaster. Toast pops up with "DEAR STRONG BAD" burned onto the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a fridge. He pushes a glass into the ice dispenser.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear crushed ice..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compé. The screen says:}''

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you enloy reasing? 
I do two! How 'bou? 
-The Tawdry Man
{{compeemailend}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the counter. He turns away from the microwave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! ''Computers!'' ''{He hops down from his stool}'' Let's go see how that old Compé is doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer table. The Compé appears to be buried in a huge mound of dust, with only its top-right corner poking out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Ooh. That is... that is some dust. ''{Close up of the desk. Strong Bad steps closer}'' Well, I'd best get to blowin'! I said a

''{He blows into the mound, creating a cloud of dust that envelops the room. When it clears, there is a different computer, resembling the [[Lappy 486]] and called the Lappier, sitting where the Compé was. The top-right corner of the Compé's monitor is balanced on the top of the Lappier for a few seconds, then falls onto the desk and clatters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer into a newer, even ''better'' computer! Like coal to a diamond!

''{Rear view of the Lappier. Strong Bad picks up the Compé corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we hardly knew yé. Whup! ''{He tosses the Compé corner off to the side}''

''{Cut back to the front of the Lappier. It boots up with a jingle and a 3D model resembling the Lappy logo that zooms and in rotates twice. "Lapp''ier''" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I–I mean, lappier.

''{The Lappier dings. A notice appears with the text "Today's date is April 1" and the Lappier logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! April First?! Aw, man, I can't check my email today!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited}'' Here it comes, ''{Cut to wide shot. Homestar is sitting on the computer table to the right of the Lappier, knees tucked in and feet drumming on the table.}'' here it comes! ''{He stops drumming his feet}'' Brace myself! ''{He holds his breath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just waiting for you to drop that Apro Foo Day bomb, Strong Bad! ''{He hops off the table}'' Our website ''always'' has the best pranks!

''{Close up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fools' Day. ...On February 7, 2008, ironically enough.

''{Close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!

''{Wide shot of the two of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. ''{sarcastic}'' And I can't wait to be ''soooo'' fooled when ''{Cut to the welcome screen. Strong Bad and Homestar continue talking as voiceovers.}'' my favorite website looks like it's from another ''time'' period!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. ''{A cursor enters the screen and waggles back and forth.}'' This looks just like one of them Flash-y cartoon websites ''{The cursor stops over "watch intro" and a Flash Player Settings popup appears over Homestar's face.}'' from 2002!

''{The cursor moves to the update button and clicks a few times. It starts waggling again as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Shut up! I haven't done it yet! Boo-da-ling...

''{The welcome screen transforms into an Old-Timey version with a mechanical version of The Homestar Runner. Buttons labeled "WEB", "SITE", and "COM" appear on the bottom of the screen, while a coin slot appears on the left side of the screen. As Homestar speaks, the cursor moves to click on "WEB".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What happened to my wedsize? It's gone Old Time Jones!

''{The cursor clicks on "SITE". A sign comes down from the top of the screen.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E'erybody, e'erybody.

''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner rotates counterclockwise out of the screen, and a mechanical Old Timey Strong Bad rotates into the screen in the same direction.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

''{Animatronic Old Timey Strong Bad rotates back out of the screen, replaced by The Homestar Runner.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Insert a baby. ''{opens his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no, I'm not falling for ''that'' prank again. ''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner bounces impatiently.}'' Strong Bad, let's move on to the next thing you're gonna make fun of.

''{Cut to a green rating card.}''

<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget all the great fake movie trailers we get to suffer through.

''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.

''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?!

''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?!

''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}''

'''RENALDO:''' But that equals...!

''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six!

''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six?

''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When's it coming out?! ''When's it coming out?!'' I gotta forward this to all my peeps on Google Buzz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, hang on, we don't want to forget about the fake ads for nerd culture products that don't really exist.

''{Cut to shot of Strong Sad with a Petri dish and a Q-Tip}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{inexplicably cheerful}'' Did someone say, "nerd cultures"? Ahh! ''{Strong Sad sticks the Q-Tip into his mouth and makes choking noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

''{Cut to a commercial for "Nerd Cultch". A logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Burninate back-to-school ''{Logo fades, image of a man wearing an arm-shaped backpack enters from the right, and the words "TROGDOR BEEFY ARM BACK PACK" appear to the right of it.}'' with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. ''{Front view. Two arrows point to—}'' Two straps! ''{Another arrow points to—}'' One beefy arm! ''{Panning view of the arm, stopping on a pocket.}'' Secret com-pockt-ments for all your ''{Drawn consummate V's appear to the right of the pocket.}'' consummate V's. ''{V's are slurped up by the pocket.}'' And you'll look ''{Cut to a burning peasant sprite walking on-screen from the right.}'' "rather dashing" in this ''{Sprite is pushed off the bottom of the screen by a picture of a man wearing a zip-up hooded robe.}'' Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.

''{Images of the two items both appear on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's only fake, unless enough of you say you'll buy one, in which case, ''{A logo for Kickcheater scrolls onto the bottom of the screen, and a flashing starburst reading "PLEDGE IT OUT!" appears between the two pictures.}'' ''support my crowdfunding campaign!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want one! Imagine me with three arms! ''{Wiggles his body in excitement.}'' ''Oooooooh!'' I gotta send this to all my Google Wavebirds!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget all that mess! I'm yanking April Fools' off the Internet ''{Close-up of Strong Bad.}'' and back into the real world! Where it can physically hurt people!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody falls for that stuff no more, Strong Bad!

''{Wide shot, showing Strong Bad holding a mirror with a mustache applied to the top-center to resemble Mustached Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar! I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chauncey! Give us a three-arm hug!

''{Homestar runs into the mirror as it shatters and he falls onto the floor with shards in his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field with Marzipan having a very The Cheat-like shape in her throat}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{slightly garbled, choking}'' Are you sure this is gluten-free?

'''STRONG BAD:''' April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to The King of Town's table with Strong Bad and the King of Town}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King of Town, I'd like you to eat... ''{Holds up hand mirror in front of King of Town}'' your long lost twin brother.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay! ''{King of Town takes a bite out of hand mirror}''

''{Cut to shot of Strong Mad and a turtle upside down in The Field}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ME DOWN!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the left side}'' A-tee hee.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing around a little}'' I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the right side}'' And a-tee hee hee.

''{Cut back to shot of Strong Bad as Dangeresque and Strong Sad in his stunt double outfit on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as Strong Sad is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut to shot of Bubs' in the field at night, looking at the [[Gremlin]] wrapped in [[duct tape]].}''

'''BUBS:''' How am I supposed to get inside my car?

''{Shot zooms into the windshield as Coach Z sits up from the driver seat inside the car}''

'''COACH Z:''' How am ''I'' supposed to get outside my apratment? ''{Coach Z places a card with the printing "Apt. Z" onto the dashboard and dances for the last 3 notes of the background music}''

''{Cut to the behind of the Lappier as Strong Bad is sitting at the desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, ''that's'' how you April Fools' a body. Pain and suffering. Not... inconvenient web browsing. ''{The Lappier plays a notification sound}'' Hey!

''{Cut to front of the Lappier with Strong Bad's head as the Lappier displays "Time is 12:00 am. It is now April 2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! Now I can check my email. Alright boxing gloves, get ready to work your inexplicable magic. ''{Types "strongbad_email.exe", singing}'' I check my email on computers, huh-HA! Uh, no toast!

''{Strong Bad hits enter as a "Flash Player Settings" pop-up appears with the message "April Fools'!}''

''{After a few seconds, a 3-D [[The Paper]] with the message ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eowwww!

''{The CGI paper begins to move, twist itself around as Strong Bad beatboxes in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Update?" at the end to access another [[Old-Timey]] style [[Index Page]] scene.
*:''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner can be seen briefly, before an animatronic Old-Timey Strong Bad appears in his place.}''
*:'''ANIMATRONIC OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{his words appear in frames as he speaks them}'' Olde Time Jones! Drug Filled Tonic! It's for children, you!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Cell culture|culture]] as Strong Sad describes it is a process for growing cells under controlled conditions.

===Trivia===
[[Image:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|Someday, when you least expect it...]]
*This email was previously teased by the closed Twitter account [[@ronginald]] on February 27, 2012, in a Tweet that read "Someday, when you least expect it...". Attached was part of a script which has since been changed heavily, though notably mentions that Strong Bad "starts blowing", as well as what appears to be the quotes "SB: Ah, Compay, we hardly knew ye" and "SM: GET ME DOWN!"
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to be uploaded since [[videography]] on October 5, 2009, ending its longest [[hiatus]] to date (approximately five-and-a-half years or 2004 days); this is also the longest gap between any type of toon.
*The Lappier is based on Strong Bad's third computer, the [[Lappy 486]].
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "level 10", very likely a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**That may also be a reference to how it's been 5 years since the [[videography|previous sbemail]], and almost 10 years since Level 9 of Stinkoman 20X6.
*The fake merchandise shown is worn by [[Mike Chapman]].
*This is the first April Fools' joke to not affect the [[Index Page]].
*This is the second April Fools' joke in a row to have the index page in it (first one being [[April Fool 2014]].)
*The index page in this toon looks slightly different than the actual index page.

===Remarks===
*Before Strong Bad dusts off the Compé, its gray plug is clearly visible. However, after the Lappier is revealed, it becomes a beige plug.
*Strong Bad's pants have no reflection when Marzipan is seen with The Cheat in her throat.
*Strong Bad is able to activate the microwave without pressing the Start button.
*This is the fourth toon in a row that does not contain a back button.
*According to the bonus email [[Accent]], Strong Bad would have had a futuristic computer called the [[Zappy XT6]] by the time this email was released.

===Goofs===
*When Coach Z appears as Renaldo, his arms are a paler shade of green than his body.
*During the rear-view shot of the Lappier, a section of the table is missing on the bottom-right corner.
*In the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Bubs's arms are the same color throughout as his shadow.

===Inside References===
*The fake merchandise shown is based on the characters [[Trogdor]] and [[Rather Dashing]].
*Homestar wants a Trogdor backpack (which includes a beefy arm) so he can have "[[Lack of Visible Arms|three arms]]".
*Homestar mistakes his reflection for his "[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|twin brother 'Chauncey']]".
**In [[hygiene]], Homestar (as John) called a moth that lived in his mouth by this name.
*When Homestar breaks the mirror, he gets shards of broken glass in his face, which previously occurred in [[licensed]].
**The mirror shown has an appropriately placed [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner|mustache]] on it.
*Marzipan is standing behind a cinder block with a [[Marzipan's Chalkboard|chalkboard]] reading "[[marzipan|gluten-free concert for birds]]".
*In this email, both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] smile.
*The King of Town [[The King of Town's Food|takes a bite]] from a mirror.
*The upside-down turtle next to Strong Mad was previously seen getting [[oatmeal]] dumped on it in [[new hands]].
*There is another mention of [[Jones]].
*Strong Bad was previously asked if he happens to "enloy reasing" in an Easter egg email in [[unused emails]].
*The ''Dangeresque 4'' promo has [[duplicate characters]].
*Com-pockt-ments is a [[portmanteau]] of "compartment" and "pocket".
*Homestar mispronounces "website" as "[[wed]]size".
*Strong Bad breaks the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall]] by updating the Index Page.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Google Buzz|Google Buzz]] was a social network launched in February 2010, and discontinued in December 2011 when it was replaced by [[wikipedia:Google+|Google+]].
*[[wikipedia:Google Wave|Google Wave]] was collaborative, real-time editing web service launched by Google in September 2009. It has since been discontinued.
*"Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic" being marketed towards children is a reference to how children's medicines of the past contained ingredients that today would be questionable at best, including opium and cocaine.
*"Kickcheater" is a pun on the crowdfunding website [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]], as well as a reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*[[wikipedia:Massapequa, New York|Massapequa]] is a hamlet on Long Island in New York state.
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a brand of frozen food consisting of meat, cheese, and sauce inside a pastry crust. They were previously mentioned in [[dullard]].
*The [[Wikipedia:WaveBird Wireless Controller|Wavebird]] is a wireless controller for the [[Nintendo]] [[wikipedia:GameCube|GameCube]].
*Fake April Fools' products becoming real based on consumer demand is a reference to [[Wikipedia:ThinkGeek|ThinkGeek]].

== YouTube Version ==
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*The [[YouTube]] version is entitled "sbemail206 - April 1st".
* As with the YouTube versions of [[Fish Eye Lens]] and [[Halloween Safety]], a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. Almost all of them have been reused from the previous toons; however, in the upper-left hand corner, the thumbnail of Marzipan and Pom Pom now displays Marzipan with The Cheat in her throat.
** Marzipan's eyes blink once.
** She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning.
** Her hair is now misaligned from her head.
* The text in the Lappier logo is [[Wikipedia:Image scaling#Scaling methods|resampled]] and appears smooth, whereas it is resized and appears pixelated in the Flash version.
* After the thumbnails, the animatronic Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
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sbemail 206

Pgj1997 — Thu, 21 May 2015 02:28:09 GMT

Pgj1997: don't do that

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[[Image:sbemail206.png|thumb|"Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, lappier."]]
After years of checking his email on kitchen appliances, Strong Bad finally returns to checking on computers, as his Compé gets remodeled into the portable Lappier. Seeing that it's April Fools' Day, he gives Internet pranks a piece of his mind.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Old Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], {{Film|Dangeresque Too}}, {{Film|Renaldo}}, {{Film|The Stunt Double}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]], [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Gremlin]]

'''Kitchen Appliance:''' [[Items#Strong_Bad.27s_Kitchen_Appliances|Econowave 4761-V]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, April 1, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 4:47 (official), 5:12 (actual)

'''Page Title:''' Econowave 4761-V

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of a microwave on a kitchen counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Emails are like Hot Pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.

''{The microwave beeps and turns on. Text scrolls from right to left on the small screen.}''


'''DEAR STRONG BAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUST OFF THE COMPÉ AND ANSWER AN EMAIL? -MATT MACRO PIKA'''


''{Strong Bad reads the words haltingly as they appear. Reads sender's name as "Matt Massapequa". The microwave beeps, and "DONE." scrolls down from above.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, have I not always checked my email on kitchen appliances?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a running blender. "DEAR STRONG BAD" scrolls across a tiny screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a toaster. Toast pops up with "DEAR STRONG BAD" burned onto the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of a fridge. He pushes a glass into the ice dispenser.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear crushed ice..."

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compé. The screen says:}''

{{compeemail}}
Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you enloy reasing? 
I do two! How 'bou? 
-The Tawdry Man
{{compeemailend}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Dear Strong Bad..."

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the counter. He turns away from the microwave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! ''Computers!'' ''{He hops down from his stool}'' Let's go see how that old Compé is doing!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer table. The Compé appears to be buried in a huge mound of dust, with only its top-right corner poking out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Ooh. That is... that is some dust. ''{Close up of the desk. Strong Bad steps closer}'' Well, I'd best get to blowin'! I said a

''{He blows into the mound, creating a cloud of dust that envelops the room. When it clears, there is a different computer, resembling the [[Lappy 486]] and called the Lappier, sitting where the Compé was. The top-right corner of the Compé's monitor is balanced on the top of the Lappier for a few seconds, then falls onto the desk and clatters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer into a newer, even ''better'' computer! Like coal to a diamond!

''{Rear view of the Lappier. Strong Bad picks up the Compé corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we hardly knew yé. Whup! ''{He tosses the Compé corner off to the side}''

''{Cut back to the front of the Lappier. It boots up with a jingle and a 3D model resembling the Lappy logo that zooms and in rotates twice. "Lapp''ier''" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only crappier. I mean, more expensive. I–I mean, lappier.

''{The Lappier dings. A notice appears with the text "Today's date is April 1" and the Lappier logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! April First?! Aw, man, I can't check my email today!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited}'' Here it comes, ''{Cut to wide shot. Homestar is sitting on the computer table to the right of the Lappier, knees tucked in and feet drumming on the table.}'' here it comes! ''{He stops drumming his feet}'' Brace myself! ''{He holds his breath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just waiting for you to drop that Apro Foo Day bomb, Strong Bad! ''{He hops off the table}'' Our website ''always'' has the best pranks!

''{Close up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fools' Day. ...On February 7, 2008, ironically enough.

''{Close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet!

''{Wide shot of the two of them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. ''{sarcastic}'' And I can't wait to be ''soooo'' fooled when ''{Cut to the welcome screen. Strong Bad and Homestar continue talking as voiceovers.}'' my favorite website looks like it's from another ''time'' period!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. ''{A cursor enters the screen and waggles back and forth.}'' This looks just like one of them Flash-y cartoon websites ''{The cursor stops over "watch intro" and a Flash Player Settings popup appears over Homestar's face.}'' from 2002!

''{The cursor moves to the update button and clicks a few times. It starts waggling again as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Shut up! I haven't done it yet! Boo-da-ling...

''{The welcome screen transforms into an Old-Timey version with a mechanical version of The Homestar Runner. Buttons labeled "WEB", "SITE", and "COM" appear on the bottom of the screen, while a coin slot appears on the left side of the screen. As Homestar speaks, the cursor moves to click on "WEB".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What happened to my wedsize? It's gone Old Time Jones!

''{The cursor clicks on "SITE". A sign comes down from the top of the screen.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E'erybody, e'erybody.

''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner rotates counterclockwise out of the screen, and a mechanical Old Timey Strong Bad rotates into the screen in the same direction.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

''{Animatronic Old Timey Strong Bad rotates back out of the screen, replaced by The Homestar Runner.}''

'''ANIMATRONIC THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Insert a baby. ''{opens his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no, I'm not falling for ''that'' prank again. ''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner bounces impatiently.}'' Strong Bad, let's move on to the next thing you're gonna make fun of.

''{Cut to a green rating card.}''

<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget all the great fake movie trailers we get to suffer through.

''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.

''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?!

''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}''

'''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?!

''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}''

'''RENALDO:''' But that equals...!

''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six!

''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six?

''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When's it coming out?! ''When's it coming out?!'' I gotta forward this to all my peeps on Google Buzz!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, hang on, we don't want to forget about the fake ads for nerd culture products that don't really exist.

''{Cut to shot of Strong Sad with a Petri dish and a Q-Tip}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{inexplicably cheerful}'' Did someone say, "nerd cultures"? Ahh! ''{Strong Sad sticks the Q-Tip into his mouth and makes choking noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

''{Cut to a commercial for "Nerd Cultch". A logo appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Burninate back-to-school ''{Logo fades, image of a man wearing an arm-shaped backpack enters from the right, and the words "TROGDOR BEEFY ARM BACK PACK" appear to the right of it.}'' with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. ''{Front view. Two arrows point to—}'' Two straps! ''{Another arrow points to—}'' One beefy arm! ''{Panning view of the arm, stopping on a pocket.}'' Secret com-pockt-ments for all your ''{Drawn consummate V's appear to the right of the pocket.}'' consummate V's. ''{V's are slurped up by the pocket.}'' And you'll look ''{Cut to a burning peasant sprite walking on-screen from the right.}'' "rather dashing" in this ''{Sprite is pushed off the bottom of the screen by a picture of a man wearing a zip-up hooded robe.}'' Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.

''{Images of the two items both appear on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's only fake, unless enough of you say you'll buy one, in which case, ''{A logo for Kickcheater scrolls onto the bottom of the screen, and a flashing starburst reading "PLEDGE IT OUT!" appears between the two pictures.}'' ''support my crowdfunding campaign!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the computer room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want one! Imagine me with three arms! ''{Wiggles his body in excitement.}'' ''Oooooooh!'' I gotta send this to all my Google Wavebirds!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget all that mess! I'm yanking April Fools' off the Internet ''{Close-up of Strong Bad.}'' and back into the real world! Where it can physically hurt people!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nobody falls for that stuff no more, Strong Bad!

''{Wide shot, showing Strong Bad holding a mirror with a mustache applied to the top-center to resemble Mustached Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar! I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chauncey! Give us a three-arm hug!

''{Homestar runs into the mirror as it shatters and he falls onto the floor with shards in his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field with Marzipan having a very The Cheat-like shape in her throat}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{slightly garbled, choking}'' Are you sure this is gluten-free?

'''STRONG BAD:''' April Fools'!

''{Shot cuts to The King of Town's table with Strong Bad and the King of Town}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King of Town, I'd like you to eat... ''{Holds up hand mirror in front of King of Town}'' your long lost twin brother.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay! ''{King of Town takes a bite out of hand mirror}''

''{Cut to shot of Strong Mad and a turtle upside down in The Field}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ME DOWN!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the left side}'' A-tee hee.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{bouncing around a little}'' I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Peeks from the right side}'' And a-tee hee hee.

''{Cut back to shot of Strong Bad as Dangeresque and Strong Sad in his stunt double outfit on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as Strong Sad is hit by a microwave.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh!

''{Cut to shot of Bubs' in the field at night, looking at the [[Gremlin]] wrapped in [[duct tape]].}''

'''BUBS:''' How am I supposed to get inside my car?

''{Shot zooms into the windshield as Coach Z sits up from the driver seat inside the car}''

'''COACH Z:''' How am ''I'' supposed to get outside my apratment? ''{Coach Z places a card with the printing "Apt. Z" onto the dashboard and dances for the last 3 notes of the background music}''

''{Cut to the behind of the Lappier as Strong Bad is sitting at the desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, ''that's'' how you April Fools' a body. Pain and suffering. Not... inconvenient web browsing. ''{The Lappier plays a notification sound}'' Hey!

''{Cut to front of the Lappier with Strong Bad's head as the Lappier displays "Time is 12:00 am. It is now April 2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that! Now I can check my email. Alright boxing gloves, get ready to work your inexplicable magic. ''{Types "strongbad_email.exe", singing}'' I check my email on computers, huh-HA! Uh, no toast!

''{Strong Bad hits enter as a "Flash Player Settings" pop-up appears with the message "April Fools'!}''

''{After a few seconds, a 3-D [[The Paper]] with the message ">tweet here to email strong bad @StrongBadActual"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C-G-eowwww!

''{The CGI paper begins to move, twist itself around as Strong Bad beatboxes in the background.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Update?" at the end to access another [[Old-Timey]] style [[Index Page]] scene.
*:''{Animatronic The Homestar Runner can be seen briefly, before an animatronic Old-Timey Strong Bad appears in his place.}''
*:'''ANIMATRONIC OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{his words appear in frames as he speaks them}'' Olde Time Jones! Drug Filled Tonic! It's for children, you!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Cell culture|culture]] as Strong Sad describes it is a process for growing cells under controlled conditions.

===Trivia===
[[Image:sbemail206_teaser.jpg|thumb|Someday, when you least expect it...]]
*This email was previously teased by the closed Twitter account [[@ronginald]] on February 27, 2012, in a Tweet that read "Someday, when you least expect it...". Attached was part of a script which has since been changed heavily, though notably mentions that Strong Bad "starts blowing", as well as what appears to be the quotes "SB: Ah, Compay, we hardly knew ye" and "SM: GET ME DOWN!"
*This is the first Strong Bad Email to be uploaded since [[videography]] on October 5, 2009, ending its longest [[hiatus]] to date (approximately five-and-a-half years or 2004 days); this is also the longest gap between any type of toon.
*The Lappier is based on Strong Bad's third computer, the [[Lappy 486]].
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "level 10", very likely a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
**That may also be a reference to how it's been 5 years since the [[videography|previous sbemail]], and almost 10 years since Level 9 of Stinkoman 20X6.
*The fake merchandise shown is worn by [[Mike Chapman]].
*This is the first April Fools' joke to not affect the [[Index Page]].
*This is the second April Fools' joke in a row to have the index page in it (first one being [[April Fool 2014]].)
*The index page in this toon looks slightly different than the actual index page.

===Remarks===
*Before Strong Bad dusts off the Compé, its gray plug is clearly visible. However, after the Lappier is revealed, it becomes a beige plug.
*Strong Bad's pants have no reflection when Marzipan is seen with The Cheat in her throat.
*Strong Bad is able to activate the microwave without pressing the Start button.
*This is the fourth toon in a row that does not contain a back button.
*According to the bonus email [[Accent]], Strong Bad would have had a futuristic computer called the [[Zappy XT6]] by the time this email was released.

===Goofs===
*When Coach Z appears as Renaldo, his arms are a paler shade of green than his body.
*During the rear-view shot of the Lappier, a section of the table is missing on the bottom-right corner.
*In the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Bubs's arms are the same color throughout as his shadow.

===Inside References===
*The fake merchandise shown is based on the characters [[Trogdor]] and [[Rather Dashing]].
*Homestar wants a Trogdor backpack (which includes a beefy arm) so he can have "[[Lack of Visible Arms|three arms]]".
*Homestar mistakes his reflection for his "[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|twin brother 'Chauncey']]".
**In [[hygiene]], Homestar (as John) called a moth that lived in his mouth by this name.
*When Homestar breaks the mirror, he gets shards of broken glass in his face, which previously occurred in [[licensed]].
**The mirror shown has an appropriately placed [[Mustachioed Homestar Runner|mustache]] on it.
*Marzipan is standing behind a cinder block with a [[Marzipan's Chalkboard|chalkboard]] reading "[[marzipan|gluten-free concert for birds]]".
*In this email, both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] smile.
*The King of Town [[The King of Town's Food|takes a bite]] from a mirror.
*The upside-down turtle next to Strong Mad was previously seen getting [[oatmeal]] dumped on it in [[new hands]].
*There is another mention of [[Jones]].
*Strong Bad was previously asked if he happens to "enloy reasing" in an Easter egg email in [[unused emails]].
*The ''Dangeresque 4'' promo has [[duplicate characters]].
*Com-pockt-ments is a [[portmanteau]] of "compartment" and "pocket".
*Homestar mispronounces "website" as "[[wed]]size".
*Strong Bad breaks the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Fourth Wall]] by updating the Index Page.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Google Buzz|Google Buzz]] was a social network launched in February 2010, and discontinued in December 2011 when it was replaced by [[wikipedia:Google+|Google+]].
*[[wikipedia:Google Wave|Google Wave]] was collaborative, real-time editing web service launched by Google in September 2009. It has since been discontinued.
*"Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic" being marketed towards children is a reference to how children's medicines of the past contained ingredients that today would be questionable at best, including opium and cocaine.
*"Kickcheater" is a pun on the crowdfunding website [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]], as well as a reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*[[wikipedia:Massapequa, New York|Massapequa]] is a hamlet on Long Island in New York state.
*[[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] are a brand of frozen food consisting of meat, cheese, and sauce inside a pastry crust. They were previously mentioned in [[dullard]].
*The [[Wikipedia:WaveBird Wireless Controller|Wavebird]] is a wireless controller for the [[Nintendo]] [[wikipedia:GameCube|GameCube]].
*Fake April Fools' products becoming real based on consumer demand is a reference to [[Wikipedia:ThinkGeek|ThinkGeek]].

== YouTube Version ==
[[File:YouTube206.png|thumb]]
*The [[YouTube]] version is entitled "sbemail206 - April 1st".
* As with the YouTube versions of [[Fish Eye Lens]] and [[Halloween Safety]], a group of nine thumbnails appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. Almost all of them have been reused from the previous toons; however, in the upper-left hand corner, the thumbnail of Marzipan and Pom Pom now displays Marzipan with The Cheat in her throat.
** Marzipan's eyes blink once.
** She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning.
** Her hair is now misaligned from her head.
* The text in the Lappier logo is [[Wikipedia:Image scaling#Scaling methods|resampled]] and appears smooth, whereas it is resized and appears pixelated in the Flash version.
* After the thumbnails, the animatronic Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|206|37766|youtube=NhfHM3jlKnU}}
{{aprilfool}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: April Fools]]

Help:Strong Bad Email

Pgj1997 — Sun, 26 Oct 2014 02:26:21 GMT

Pgj1997:

'''Here's how to create a Strong Bad Email blockquote:'''__NOTOC__

==Coding the Blockquote==
To create the blockquote, you'll need the ''<nowiki><blockquote></nowiki>'' tag. To make the blockquote look like a Strong Bad Email, you'll need the ''class'' attribute:

<pre><blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">Your SBemail text</blockquote></pre>

You'll need to know the six different attributes values, the words that go where ''(Your SBemail style)'' is, to customize the blockquote:

*'''tandy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Tandy 400]].
*'''compy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Compy 386]].
*'''lappy email''' - Makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the [[Lappy 486]].
*'''short tandy email''' - The same functions as '''tandy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short compy email''' - The same functions as '''compy email''', but with a fixed height.
*'''short lappy email''' - The same functions as '''lappy email''', but with a fixed height.
* The [[Compy Compé]] does not use a blockquote format. Instead, <nowiki>{{compeemail}}</nowiki> and <nowiki>{{compeemailend}}</nowiki> makes the blockquote font, build, and color similar to that of the Compé.
''Note: Hence their names, the short versions of each blockquote should only be used for exceptionally short emails.''

The blue subject bar above each Lappy 486 email can be rendered into your blockquote using the ''<nowiki><div></nowiki>'' tag inside the email:

<pre>
<blockquote class="(Your SBemail style)">
<div>(Your subject text)</div>
Your SBemail text
</blockquote>
</pre>

==Examples==

===Tandy 400===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="tandy email">

Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compy 386===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="compy email">strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="compy email">

strong bad, 
 
what would you do if you were 
invisable for one day???? 
 
sin studly17
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Lappy 486===

<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.</blockquote>
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: made up animal</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
What would you like as if you were your own made up 
animal 
Sincerely, 
Spud Jr.
</blockquote></pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

===Compé===
<table border="0" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="50%">
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}
</td>
<td width="50%">
<pre>
{{compeemail}}

Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film 
festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
{{compeemailend}}</pre>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

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